Louder with Crowder - May 06, 2025


Trump Will Be The Next Pope, Some Say Perhaps The Greatest Pope Ever


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6 minutes

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161.63588

Word count

1,021

Sentence count

118

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Misogyny

6

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Toxicity

9

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Hate speech

3

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A computer generated image of Donald Trump as the Pope is a thing of the past. It's a troll, and it's funny, but it's not a real troll. And that's what makes it even funnier, right?

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00:00:00.000 President Trump shared an AI-generated image of himself depicted as the Pope.
00:00:04.000 But he can't really be the Pope, can he?
00:00:06.000 To the best of my knowledge, popes aren't big on getting married, are they? 0.59
00:00:11.000 And I can't be Pope because this guy screws.
00:00:15.000 Donald Trump last week shared this AI-generated picture of him as the Pope.
00:00:22.000 And here's the thing, it should just be fun, right?
00:00:25.000 But Jon Stewart decided to take umbrage with this.
00:00:28.000 And judge whether or not this is an important pronouncement or a brain-fogging digression.
00:00:34.000 President Trump shared an AI-generated image of himself depicted as the Pope on social media yesterday.
00:00:39.000 Okay.
00:00:49.000 It's okay.
00:00:50.000 It's okay.
00:00:52.000 It's fine.
00:00:54.000 It's not the most presidential thing, but Trump and the Pope do share the same taste in interior design, so it's not the worst thing.
00:01:00.000 It's funny. 0.90
00:01:02.000 And it's just a troll.
00:01:03.000 It's not hurting anybody.
00:01:04.000 I mean, Trump wasn't going to heaven.
00:01:06.000 I'm not going to get distracted by it.
00:01:12.000 But he can't really be the Pope, can he?
00:01:14.000 Can he be the Pope? 0.99
00:01:17.000 Yeah, that fool from Half Baked is pretty funny. 0.99
00:01:19.000 Yeah, that's of course the reference. 0.98
00:01:22.000 So, here's the thing.
00:01:23.000 We can't have nice things now.
00:01:24.000 Because the internet.
00:01:25.000 So, President Trump addressed it when he was asked about this, and he answered about as perfectly as you could, and he answered about as accurately as any human being should, of course, if he didn't happen to be Donald Trump.
00:01:39.000 Yes, ma 'am.
00:01:40.000 Some Catholics were not so happy about the image of you looking like the Pope.
00:01:46.000 Oh, I see.
00:01:46.000 You mean they can't take a joke?
00:01:49.000 You don't mean the Catholics.
00:01:50.000 You mean the fake news media.
00:01:51.000 The Catholics loved it.
00:01:54.000 I had nothing to do with it.
00:01:55.000 Somebody made up a picture of me dressed like the Pope, and they put it out on the Internet.
00:02:00.000 That's not me that did it.
00:02:01.000 I have no idea where it came from.
00:02:03.000 Maybe it was AI, but I did nothing about it.
00:02:06.000 I just saw it last evening.
00:02:10.000 Actually, my wife thought it was cute.
00:02:12.000 She said, isn't that nice?
00:02:14.000 Actually, I would not be able to be married, though.
00:02:17.000 That would be a lot.
00:02:19.000 To the best of my knowledge, popes aren't big on getting married, are they?
00:02:24.000 And I think it's the fake news media that, you know, they're fakers.
00:02:29.000 My question, sir, was about the fact that it was put out on the White House account, even I love how they waste follow-up time.
00:02:43.000 Like I've told you, the journalistic integrity of legacy media, it only exists in crappy films like Erin Brockovich.
00:02:57.000 Think of how much time they're wasting on a follow-up To a joke.
00:03:01.000 Yes, exactly.
00:03:02.000 And he's like, we have to have a little fun.
00:03:03.000 He has a lot of fun at their expense.
00:03:05.000 Most of his day, I think, outside of actually running the country, is dedicated to needling them.
00:03:10.000 Much like Andrew does to Tommy Lerner.
00:03:12.000 Yeah, but I love the fact that his defense here was like, I couldn't really be the Pope.
00:03:17.000 I couldn't plow my wife. 1.00
00:03:18.000 That's his defense.
00:03:20.000 Nobody really believes that.
00:03:23.000 I mean, come on. 0.94
00:03:24.000 Look, you guys are fakers, not like... 0.97
00:03:27.000 Melania, right? 0.92
00:03:28.000 It's always real.
00:03:30.000 She gets seconds! 1.00
00:03:34.000 But he makes a good padre, you know?
00:03:37.000 I don't know what that means.
00:03:39.000 It's like father.
00:03:40.000 Oh, okay.
00:03:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:42.000 Daddy.
00:03:42.000 Yeah, no, that's a good point, Andrew.
00:03:47.000 It can't be Pope because... 0.72
00:03:51.000 This guy screws.
00:03:55.000 And you, I mean, you, you know, you run in these circles as someone who advocates for orthodoxy.
00:04:00.000 I didn't see a lot of outrage from Catholics really at all over this Photoshop.
00:04:04.000 That's because there wasn't any.
00:04:05.000 They manufactured a bunch of outrage where there's never any outrage.
00:04:09.000 Catholics have a good sense of humor.
00:04:10.000 I mean, most of them.
00:04:12.000 I find that most Catholics do.
00:04:14.000 The Catholic leagues.
00:04:15.000 Don't.
00:04:16.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:04:16.000 Often it's like, that's anti-Catholic.
00:04:18.000 Really?
00:04:18.000 Come on.
00:04:19.000 This is just funny.
00:04:20.000 Come on.
00:04:20.000 Come on.
00:04:20.000 This is just...
00:04:21.000 The Pope wears red shoes.
00:04:22.000 Well, when did the media start pious signaling about Catholics anyway?
00:04:26.000 They care about Catholics? 1.00
00:04:27.000 They're always the first ones there with the cameras are like, Catholics today were outside of an abortion clinic saying abortion was bad. 0.51
00:04:33.000 Suddenly, though, they're like, you have offended a lot of cancer.
00:04:36.000 Just get out of here. 0.96
00:04:37.000 Yeah.
00:04:37.000 Exactly.
00:04:38.000 Unreal.
00:04:39.000 Go take a note from Trump's book.
00:04:41.000 Go plow your wife. 1.00
00:04:43.000 If she looks like Melania.
00:04:44.000 Nice.
00:04:45.000 Hey, that's a good idea.
00:04:46.000 Yeah.
00:04:47.000 That's a fine hyena, dude.
00:04:48.000 Oh, come on. 0.87
00:04:48.000 Oh, come on. 0.87
00:04:49.000 I mean, you've been divorced how many times?
00:04:51.000 Yeah.
00:04:52.000 I mean, I don't know how many.
00:04:54.000 My cousin Hector's a priest, and he's okay with it, okay?
00:04:56.000 Okay, all right.
00:04:57.000 Yeah, well, that's fine.
00:04:57.000 I don't know how.
00:04:58.000 He thought it was funny, too.
00:04:59.000 They call him Joker.
00:05:04.000 By the way, in case you've forgotten, too, the left, they want to control everything, right?
00:05:08.000 They want to issue these follow-ups, these questions, and waste time, waste time, waste time.
00:05:11.000 And then they want to tell you that they need to be presented as a solution to a problem that they fabricate.
00:05:17.000 Case in point, remember the NPR CEO, Catherine Marr, she went on.
00:05:21.000 You heard of food deserts back then.
00:05:23.000 It was BS back then.
00:05:24.000 Now they complain about news deserts.
00:05:26.000 We cover 99.7% of the country with our broadcast coverage, and that allows for Americans to have access to news, even in places where news deserts are growing, where disasters happen.
00:05:38.000 That's what your federal funds go to.
00:05:40.000 That's the new human rights campaign, is news deserts.
00:05:43.000 So NPR is solving these deplorable living conditions in places like Detroit and East St. Louis, sending in their own town crier.
00:05:51.000 Music.
00:05:56.000 News to the desert.
00:05:58.000 News to the desert.
00:06:01.000 So sayeth X and Instagram.
00:06:04.000 Today, President Trump has committed the sacrilege of crowning himself officially the new pope, as well as the hero in his own Star Wars film.
00:06:17.000 So sayeth TikTok.