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00:00:00.000 Thank you.

00:15:13.000 Stop it.

00:15:14.000 You're going to piss off America.

00:15:16.000 Election night, live.

00:15:17.000 I'm hearing a lot of echo.

00:15:18.000 Is my mic on?

00:15:19.000 Your mic doesn't sound like it's on.

00:15:21.000 My mic's not on.

00:15:22.000 This is the worst start ever.

00:15:24.000 What happened?

00:15:26.000 Plug the...

00:15:26.000 Let's see.

00:15:27.000 What's happening?

00:15:28.000 You should absolutely be fired.

00:15:30.000 I should be fired.

00:15:31.000 This is...

00:15:31.000 All right.

00:15:33.000 Pause it.

00:15:34.000 Pause it.

00:15:35.000 We're going to go dark.

00:15:36.000 Go in dark.

00:15:37.000 We'll be right back.

00:15:37.000 Thank you.

00:19:28.000 So make sure you adjust my microphone here, not Gay Jared. 1.00

00:19:30.000 Bring up the bass, the treble.

00:19:32.000 We launched before, and you know what?

00:19:34.000 We just had a mic cord go out.

00:19:36.000 Out of nowhere.

00:19:36.000 Everything was checked?

00:19:37.000 Everything was good?

00:19:38.000 I don't want to blame on Hillary yet, but the devil is at work.

00:19:41.000 The one day, turn down the volume for me.

00:19:42.000 It's too loud on my headphones.

00:19:43.000 The one day, we just...

00:19:45.000 The headphone didn't work?

00:19:46.000 Hold on a second.

00:19:47.000 I'm notifying everyone now that we are back.

00:19:51.000 We are working election night.

00:19:53.000 Do we have a cord for Gerald?

00:19:54.000 Yeah, we got one.

00:19:55.000 All right, well listen, as I start here, just get all this stuff going.

00:19:58.000 Yep.

00:19:59.000 This is insane.

00:20:00.000 This is what's happening in 2016.

00:20:02.000 This is a nightmare.

00:20:04.000 Happy Election Day, if you want to call it that.

00:20:07.000 We have an all-star cast tonight.

00:20:08.000 We have Ben Shapiro, Andrew Klavan, Dave Rubin, Anthony Cumia, Gavin McGinnis, Nick DiPaolo, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton as they call some states.

00:20:18.000 By the way, just as we're starting AR15.com, thank you so much for helping to sponsor the show.

00:20:23.000 PrepareWithCR.com, we're very much appreciative.

00:20:25.000 Of course, we have a big announcement tonight.

00:20:27.000 Big announcement.

00:20:27.000 It is with a heavy heart that I bring some news to you tonight.

00:20:32.000 We'll talk about it a little bit later on, a little bit further in the program.

00:20:37.000 Michigan is where we are, not for much longer.

00:20:40.000 And we went down and voted today.

00:20:42.000 There were no lines, none at all.

00:20:45.000 Zero.

00:20:46.000 No people were there.

00:20:47.000 I was unbelievably surprised.

00:20:49.000 And the tone, I would say, was somber.

00:20:51.000 And if you look at the exit polls, people are not really thrilled with their choices.

00:20:55.000 I know a lot of people online are, you know, you can be enthusiastic, that's fine.

00:20:58.000 But the general tone is, people were not happy.

00:21:02.000 As a matter of fact, they gave me the I Voted sticker.

00:21:05.000 I said, I don't want that.

00:21:08.000 It's not something I want to parade around, and everyone at the voting precinct laughed and said, I agree with you.

00:21:14.000 I understand where you're coming from.

00:21:16.000 So listen, we don't have any drinking game rules tonight because, well, listen, we're going to – you'd probably all be gone by alcohol poisoning by now.

00:21:23.000 Look at that.

00:21:24.000 It's nice.

00:21:25.000 I can fit a whole nice pint in this mug.

00:21:26.000 What a wonderful mug.

00:21:27.000 Jared is hustling around the studio.

00:21:30.000 He's completely screwed up the evening.

00:21:31.000 He will be fired because he doesn't have the mics ready or Velcroed down.

00:21:34.000 Gerald is here.

00:21:35.000 My Gerald Morgan Jr.

00:21:36.000 I don't know if his microphone even works yet.

00:21:38.000 We'll figure it out and see.

00:21:39.000 We're dealing with some mic cord issues.

00:21:41.000 So a couple of things.

00:21:43.000 Kentucky has already been called and Indiana for Trump.

00:21:46.000 So he's got 19 electoral votes.

00:21:49.000 There we go.

00:21:50.000 Three for HRC. Remember to remember the mid and the low on my mic to switch them out because I don't have that high little girly high estrogen tranny take a dump in North Carolina voice like you. 0.99

00:22:01.000 That's fair.

00:22:02.000 We have Gerald here.

00:22:03.000 Is Gerald's mic working?

00:22:04.000 Gerald's mic.

00:22:05.000 Now it's all working.

00:22:06.000 What even happened?

00:22:07.000 Wow.

00:22:08.000 Would you believe these are the exact same chords we had before?

00:22:10.000 Just switched them around?

00:22:11.000 Just switched them around.

00:22:12.000 So we're not velcroing down my mic?

00:22:14.000 We're not fixing this?

00:22:15.000 We can.

00:22:16.000 We will.

00:22:16.000 We'll do that a little bit later.

00:22:18.000 So you all voted.

00:22:18.000 We all voted.

00:22:19.000 Let's all vote a straight Republican ticket.

00:22:21.000 Except for one.

00:22:22.000 I also had to find some judges here.

00:22:24.000 How do you guys do that when you vote?

00:22:25.000 Tweet me at us, Crowder.

00:22:26.000 And by the way, we're relying on you tonight to call states.

00:22:28.000 We're calling all the states tonight.

00:22:30.000 We typically actually get these before...

00:22:32.000 The networks.

00:22:33.000 So we want this to be your election hub tonight.

00:22:36.000 Whether you're watching on Facebook or YouTube, we'll actually be calling the states.

00:22:39.000 We will be here until this whole thing is called all night.

00:22:43.000 All night.

00:22:43.000 But tweet us at SCrowder.

00:22:45.000 Me, not Gay Jared. 0.99

00:22:46.000 Tweet any results that you do see in case we miss it.

00:22:48.000 So we're always on top of this stuff.

00:22:51.000 Gerald, so you voted straight Republican ticket, right?

00:22:53.000 Gerald Morgan Jr., rocket scientist, brain surgeon here.

00:22:56.000 Well, technically I didn't, just so that I could say I didn't vote straight Republican ticket.

00:22:59.000 But I did stay at the top.

00:23:01.000 You know, we're in Texas, and Texas is going to be...

00:23:03.000 Definitely, it's an obvious choice right now.

00:23:05.000 I just don't want Texas to ever look purple or ever have any more Democratic money coming in than it does.

00:23:10.000 If it were purple, it would be very much a purple nurple on the United States.

00:23:13.000 It really would.

00:23:14.000 Dead centered.

00:23:15.000 But I did vote for a Libertarian, because when people ask me, did you just vote the ticket, and they use it kind of as a slur, I just want to say no.

00:23:21.000 How did you vote for the judges?

00:23:22.000 People out there tweet me and ask, how do you vote for the judges?

00:23:25.000 We talked about that earlier today.

00:23:26.000 You kind of pick an issue that's really important and you use that as a good barometer for judges.

00:23:30.000 You can't possibly know everything about all of the candidates.

00:23:33.000 Rand Paul wins Kentucky with 60 points.

00:23:37.000 Really?

00:23:37.000 Yeah.

00:23:38.000 That's fantastic.

00:23:39.000 No, no.

00:23:39.000 He ran his race.

00:23:41.000 He didn't win people.

00:23:42.000 Not a write-in.

00:23:43.000 Oh, I know.

00:23:43.000 I know.

00:23:44.000 And Jared's like, really?

00:23:46.000 That many people wrote in Rand Hall?

00:23:47.000 Fantastic!

00:23:47.000 I did do that for a second.

00:23:49.000 I could have bought an opera and put him in the office that could have gone to the house and they would have given it!

00:23:53.000 I have just as good a chance as anyone!

00:23:56.000 I, not Jared, have just as good a chance as anyone!

00:24:00.000 So, you voted for Libertarian.

00:24:02.000 That was a terrible impression on me.

00:24:04.000 I know.

00:24:05.000 Doing the abominable snowman.

00:24:06.000 Okay, it was close.

00:24:08.000 Bumbles bounce!

00:24:09.000 So, we were...

00:24:11.000 This is how, if you're expecting this stream to go any other way, we're going to have an electoral map.

00:24:14.000 Hold on a second.

00:24:14.000 Let me bring this up.

00:24:15.000 The electoral map.

00:24:16.000 Naki, Jared can bring it up from my screen.

00:24:19.000 Kentucky, Kentucky, Kentucky, and Indiana.

00:24:23.000 Where did Hillary get her three votes? 1.00

00:24:26.000 Vermont.

00:24:27.000 Oh, she got Vermont already.

00:24:28.000 Well, big surprise there.

00:24:29.000 So, there we go.

00:24:30.000 19 to 3.

00:24:32.000 I found judges who are...

00:24:34.000 Stop fondling your mic cap there, Gerald.

00:24:37.000 It sounds like you're groping it, okay?

00:24:39.000 It's a mic.

00:24:39.000 You're talking to it.

00:24:40.000 You're not giving it a handy.

00:24:42.000 So, what we're...

00:24:44.000 Now his mic isn't even working.

00:24:46.000 What, are you muting it?

00:24:47.000 Yeah, because he's so rude and unprofessional.

00:24:50.000 This is a nightmare.

00:24:51.000 Yeah, I look for judges who are pro-life because that's kind of a good, it's a good measurement, measuring stick, you know, if they don't list the party.

00:24:56.000 And I voted no.

00:24:57.000 I don't know about you.

00:24:58.000 I voted no on every increased local spending measure.

00:25:00.000 I was like, if I have a tax levy for nine million, nope.

00:25:02.000 But it's really good for school?

00:25:04.000 Nope.

00:25:04.000 But we really need nope.

00:25:05.000 We want this for the zoos.

00:25:07.000 Nope.

00:25:07.000 Yeah, yeah, zoos and museums.

00:25:09.000 I couldn't give less of a rat's ass.

00:25:11.000 I couldn't care less.

00:25:12.000 Okay, so you voted for libertarian, Gerald?

00:25:14.000 Yes, just one libertarian.

00:25:16.000 Okay.

00:25:16.000 Just one Libertarian, the rest were Republicans.

00:25:18.000 And Jared, would you say, both of you, when you went and voted, was the tone just like, I can't believe we're here?

00:25:23.000 Yeah, there were like three people there, and they all hated that they were there.

00:25:26.000 They all hated that they were there.

00:25:29.000 Yep.

00:25:29.000 I just can't believe we're here.

00:25:31.000 It really snuck up on me this year.

00:25:33.000 Well, you tell me.

00:25:33.000 You said you were really nervous before going on.

00:25:35.000 I was.

00:25:36.000 I was.

00:25:37.000 And it wasn't even about technical things, which is everything that's gone wrong so far.

00:25:39.000 It was just the election.

00:25:40.000 It just made me feel sick.

00:25:42.000 Something that felt so much more real about sitting there, penciling it in.

00:25:46.000 Like, I hadn't really, like, really perceived, like, thought of, imagined one of these people in office until that moment where I'm trying to bubble in a little scantron.

00:25:54.000 I'm like...

00:25:55.000 Oh, wow.

00:25:55.000 By the way, this is going to bother me.

00:25:58.000 I feel like Larry Sanders.

00:26:00.000 It's going to bother me.

00:26:01.000 I can't get used to it.

00:26:06.000 So, yeah, I've been really stressed all day.

00:26:07.000 I'm going to say I felt just kind of sick.

00:26:09.000 And it's not just about Trump or Hillary, whoever wins.

00:26:12.000 It really is just how the country is so divided.

00:26:16.000 People are so vitriolic.

00:26:18.000 The hate...

00:26:20.000 It's just been really, really bad.

00:26:22.000 It's been a really bad election season, and I think a lot of people...

00:26:25.000 Thank you, Gerald.

00:26:26.000 He does have an abominable snowman reach.

00:26:28.000 He played football at Notre Dame.

00:26:30.000 Just slide that bad boy down, you're good.

00:26:32.000 Like that, you mean?

00:26:32.000 Yeah, all the way down.

00:26:33.000 All the way down?

00:26:34.000 All right.

00:26:34.000 We're fine now, Gerald.

00:26:35.000 Just stop screwing with me.

00:26:36.000 I'll get over it.

00:26:37.000 We'll get over it.

00:26:38.000 So we will be calling states.

00:26:39.000 Ben Shapiro's first, Andrew Klavan, and then we're going to cross live streams with Compound Media and Anthony Cumia.

00:26:45.000 That's trippy.

00:26:46.000 I told you there were going to be a lot of changes here personally for me tonight as well as professionally.

00:26:52.000 It's sad.

00:26:55.000 There's been a little bit of a sad journey here.

00:26:58.000 I am leaving.

00:27:01.000 Michigan.

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00:27:04.000 Actually, tonight is the last night.

00:27:06.000 We stayed here so we could have the studio for the broadcast for you.

00:27:09.000 And I've been sleeping on a mattress on a floor.

00:27:13.000 And Nakej came in and he saw me eating beer and ice cream alone because my wife has gone to the new house across the country.

00:27:18.000 And it's been a lonely week.

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00:34:06.000 It's not even close.

00:34:07.000 You know, some people have low budget...

00:34:08.000 This is what Not Gay Jared and I have done on no budget.

00:34:11.000 There's low budget films, and then there's no budget.

00:34:13.000 And this has been no budget.

00:34:15.000 Can we say these are Home Depot lights?

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00:34:16.000 Can we say that?

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00:34:18.000 Well, the funny thing is we had good lights.

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00:34:20.000 No.

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00:34:23.000 Let's go with the Home Depot lights.

00:34:24.000 Well, Jared helped install it.

00:34:25.000 He did.

00:34:26.000 It took a little longer than I thought, but yeah, we made it happen.

00:34:28.000 And when he says we're taking the studio down, or he says he is, it's really, it's me.

00:34:32.000 It's Gerald.

00:34:33.000 Yeah, it's Gerald.

00:34:34.000 They're going to have some beers, and they're going to be like, hey, work, make this thing go away.

00:34:36.000 I'm looking here at AR15.com and the Twitter to see what people think about the, wait, where are you moving?

00:34:42.000 Hashtag NeverDaily.

00:34:43.000 To be honest, the mug could be more premium.

00:34:46.000 The mug could be more premium.

00:34:47.000 This is a hand-etched mug.

00:34:49.000 People who don't realize it's a two-tone, you've got a charred rim.

00:34:52.000 It's actually made by someone's hand.

00:34:53.000 That's not screen performance.

00:34:54.000 This is not screen printed, if you can't see.

00:34:56.000 Actually, you can feel that with your fingers.

00:34:58.000 And it's extra thick.

00:35:00.000 I drink from this every morning.

00:35:02.000 I do my tea or my coffee.

00:35:04.000 You do a lot of other stuff in there, too.

00:35:05.000 Well, we've had some pranks with the mugs.

00:35:08.000 We went through this for a long time and tried to find the right fit.

00:35:11.000 So listen, like I said, we're not in the business of selling you anything you don't want.

00:35:14.000 But my gosh, if you want to keep this going, you want to see what we've done, and you want to take over media, I mean, we've been throttled by Facebook.

00:35:22.000 We've been throttled by YouTube.

00:35:23.000 We want to stay on YouTube.

00:35:23.000 Here's the thing.

00:35:24.000 We're going to stay on Facebook.

00:35:25.000 We want to fight the left in their own backyard.

00:35:27.000 But we're restricted on YouTube.

00:35:28.000 We've had issues with Facebook.

00:35:29.000 What this does is we're going to archive.

00:35:31.000 We get everything up there.

00:35:32.000 So you never miss anything.

00:35:34.000 And CRTV has the infrastructure so you can watch it wherever you are.

00:35:37.000 You never miss anything.

00:35:38.000 And you still have all the free content.

00:35:39.000 It allows us to create more free content and flip the bird to YouTube and to Facebook.

00:35:46.000 It is going to be...

00:35:48.000 Yeah, and mostly Tank Uyghur.

00:35:49.000 Hey, we should say a big thanks to Brandon, who's worked very hard on the mugs and the shirts and all that stuff.

00:35:56.000 I don't know if the address is merch or the address is ladderwithcudder.com slash store.

00:36:00.000 We'll find out.

00:36:01.000 See, ladderwithcudder.com slash store or merch.

00:36:02.000 A big thanks to Brandon, who's worked tirelessly to get us these high-quality products.

00:36:06.000 We wanted to do this for you tonight, the election night, and we appreciate your support, and we will always do everything we can to push the message forward to create good, fun content.

00:36:15.000 None of that changes.

00:36:16.000 This just allows us to get that much bigger, and I tell you what, we had this...

00:36:22.000 YouTube has restricted nearly all of our videos this week.

00:36:25.000 Facebook has been removing posts and throttling posts.

00:36:27.000 We're in a legal battle.

00:36:29.000 You look at Google, how they're manipulating searches.

00:36:31.000 You look at Twitter, what they've been doing.

00:36:32.000 They really think that they have us.

00:36:34.000 And you, by the way, we're a voice for you.

00:36:35.000 They think that they have the right down.

00:36:37.000 They've pushed.

00:36:37.000 They've prodded.

00:36:38.000 They think they have us beat.

00:36:39.000 They don't get it.

00:36:40.000 They have just been knocking at the gates of hell.

00:36:42.000 And with this partnership, I promise you, I promise you, the gates are about to open.

00:36:47.000 It is going to be biblical. 0.81

00:36:49.000 We are going to rain an ungodly firestorm down on YouTube, on CNN, on Young Turks, on Salon, on HuffPo.

00:36:57.000 You see what we've done with nothing?

00:36:58.000 You help support us.

00:37:00.000 We are going to be true to what we've done with you, but watch what we can do.

00:37:03.000 It is going to be an absolute holocaust after this election.

00:37:08.000 I give you my word, hand to God.

00:37:11.000 You've never seen anything like what we're about to do.

00:37:13.000 And we're really, really excited about it.

00:37:15.000 Years ago, we've talked about this, years ago on YouTube, could have never expressed these things.

00:37:19.000 But people are awakening.

00:37:21.000 There's a coalition now for the first time where people are going...

00:37:24.000 Wow.

00:37:25.000 I've never heard this before.

00:37:26.000 You tweet out today just how blatantly biased YouTube is with what they're doing with just the homepages, the training topics, everything far left-leaning, far left-endorsing.

00:37:37.000 It was ridiculous.

00:37:38.000 And here's the thing, people out there, you don't want to remove yourself and put it all behind a paywall.

00:37:41.000 You don't want to do that because then you're relegating that territory.

00:37:45.000 We're going to use the subscription, the Daily Show, to push back more on the left in the Devil's Playground.

00:37:52.000 So...

00:37:53.000 Tell you what, they've been poking their finger in our chest for a while looking for a bar fight.

00:37:59.000 Merry Christmas!

00:38:00.000 You got what you wanted.

00:38:01.000 Just help us in this fight.

00:38:03.000 Get the Daily Show if you want it.

00:38:04.000 Otherwise, go screw yourself.

00:38:06.000 Do we have our first guest?

00:38:07.000 We are waiting.

00:38:07.000 I was trying to connect with him now, but I am getting word that Rubio is getting very close to clenching Florida.

00:38:11.000 Rubio is getting very close to clenching Florida.

00:38:13.000 Okay, I see that.

00:38:14.000 I'm not, for some reason, I'm not getting notifications on my computer when these things are coming in.

00:38:18.000 So I don't know what the hell this is about.

00:38:19.000 So Rubio is close to clenching Florida.

00:38:22.000 Looking at here, looking at the updates right now.

00:38:24.000 Any updates, any states that you guys can...

00:38:27.000 Let us know.

00:38:28.000 Tweet us.

00:38:28.000 We'll be looking for them.

00:38:29.000 He's close to Florida.

00:38:30.000 Ben Shapiro is up next.

00:38:33.000 Let me see where he is.

00:38:38.000 Jared, you don't have to let that be dead air.

00:38:40.000 I don't have to, but I'm texting him too, just because I can.

00:38:44.000 Calling you Ben.

00:38:49.000 Should give me a second now.

00:38:52.000 Someone just sent me...

00:38:52.000 Trump.

00:38:53.000 Oh, West Virginia Trump.

00:38:55.000 Well, obviously.

00:38:56.000 Electoral map, West Virginia Trump.

00:38:56.000 So here we go.

00:38:58.000 I think they sent VV in WV. I was like, VV? He won Virginia?

00:39:02.000 This early?

00:39:03.000 How could they possibly...

00:39:04.000 So West Virginia Trump, Indiana, Kentucky.

00:39:06.000 No surprises there.

00:39:08.000 Let me show you what really is important.

00:39:10.000 If Trump wins, his shot here is he needs to win North Carolina, Florida, Ohio...

00:39:16.000 He needs to win those, and then he needs to maintain everything and steal Michigan or Wisconsin.

00:39:24.000 That's his best play here.

00:39:25.000 Pennsylvania doesn't even seem to be within reach, but he needs to steal Michigan or Wisconsin.

00:39:31.000 If he can do that inside straight, he can do this.

00:39:34.000 But he needs North Carolina, Florida, hold all the states, And he needs to steal Michigan.

00:39:40.000 And that's what we're looking at.

00:39:41.000 Michigan could be in play.

00:39:41.000 And you know what?

00:39:42.000 Michigan has kind of changed.

00:39:43.000 Western Michigan is going more liberal because a lot of Christian Dutch reformed people.

00:39:48.000 And then the eastern side of the state, because a lot of the unions are sort of more working class, a lot of them are...

00:39:53.000 Hillary Clinton just doesn't appeal to them. 1.00

00:39:54.000 Hillary Clinton is just such a cackling, rapturous bitch. 1.00

00:39:57.000 It's so hard to even listen to her.

00:40:01.000 Even if you're educated, let alone if you're a guy working on the manufacturing line, how do you think she's going to have anything in common with you?

00:40:07.000 We've got Trump leading in New Hampshire and Virginia right now as well.

00:40:11.000 We have Trump leading in New Hampshire and Virginia?

00:40:12.000 Yep, Virginia.

00:40:13.000 Well, let's not call that right away because you never know which districts come in.

00:40:18.000 Ben Shapiro, did Ben Shapiro just screw us?

00:40:20.000 Is he not coming in?

00:40:21.000 I'm not getting in yet.

00:40:22.000 Alright, let me check this.

00:40:23.000 Let me call Ben and see what's going on here.

00:40:26.000 And you guys can hear me chew him out on there if he's there.

00:40:30.000 He confirmed.

00:40:31.000 We sent him all this stuff.

00:40:32.000 Ben Shapiro.

00:40:33.000 This is the worst election night ever.

00:40:35.000 You know what?

00:40:36.000 I don't want to say this, but I think it's going to get worse as the thing goes on.

00:40:40.000 You think Hillary's going to win? 1.00

00:40:41.000 I still am thinking Hillary is going to win. 0.99

00:40:45.000 I don't like saying that.

00:40:46.000 I don't feel good about saying that.

00:40:47.000 I don't feel good about saying it at all either.

00:40:48.000 I've had a knot in my stomach all day.

00:40:50.000 All day.

00:40:51.000 I think in the back of my mind, I've still kind of been holding out for this idea that a meteor was just going to crash in, wiping out both candidates, giving us a mulligan, and then we could all prance around wearing hashtag GodSentTheMeteor t-shirts.

00:41:04.000 Are we sure it was Shapiro first?

00:41:04.000 Oh, wait.

00:41:06.000 That's what I have, yep.

00:41:09.000 That's what I have.

00:41:10.000 Are you sure it wasn't Kumeya?

00:41:12.000 Nope, I got Shapiro.

00:41:13.000 All right, well...

00:41:16.000 Pardon my friend Shapiro, but you're an asshole!

00:41:19.000 He'll make up for us.

00:41:20.000 He'll make up for us.

00:41:21.000 You know what, let's see if Klavan is around.

00:41:24.000 People will just have all their own streams going on tonight.

00:41:28.000 So, go on with what you were saying, Jared, as I send this.

00:41:30.000 That was basically a conclusion of it.

00:41:32.000 I think I was holding out.

00:41:33.000 They didn't really set in today until I was writing that in that I had to picture either one of them there.

00:41:37.000 And I didn't like the thought of either one of it.

00:41:39.000 I just kept thinking in my head that the U.S. has been warring...

00:41:43.000 For 300 years, for democracy, just so we can vote for one of these two asshats. 1.00

00:41:49.000 Yeah.

00:41:50.000 Was it Courtney who did the, she voted Trump, she did the I vomited?

00:41:53.000 I vomited.

00:41:54.000 I vomited.

00:41:55.000 That was fair.

00:41:55.000 That's fair.

00:41:56.000 That was a lot of people.

00:41:56.000 Did anyone write in Hopper?

00:41:58.000 Tweet me at S. Crowder.

00:41:58.000 I don't know if people wrote in Hopper.

00:41:59.000 Gerald, you didn't write in Hopper.

00:42:01.000 Do you know anybody who wrote in Hopper?

00:42:02.000 I don't know if anybody rode an hopper or not.

00:42:03.000 They should.

00:42:04.000 I know some people wore some t-shirts.

00:42:05.000 Yeah, with the hopper.

00:42:06.000 Do you guys both have cold beers, at least, going on?

00:42:08.000 Oh, yeah.

00:42:09.000 Cold beers.

00:42:09.000 Gotta have that going on.

00:42:11.000 Yep.

00:42:11.000 Right now, I'm going to miss Michigan beer.

00:42:13.000 Buzz now.

00:42:14.000 Alcohol poisoning later.

00:42:15.000 Yeah, buzz now.

00:42:16.000 Alcohol poisoning later, depending on how this goes.

00:42:18.000 We have some pretty big videos coming up, too, by the way, in the works once we get into the studio.

00:42:21.000 So it's going to be a weird couple of weeks.

00:42:22.000 Bear with us.

00:42:23.000 It's going to be a weird election night.

00:42:24.000 Do you expect Trump to...

00:42:25.000 What do you think Trump's most likely path is?

00:42:28.000 North Carolina?

00:42:30.000 Florida?

00:42:31.000 Florida?

00:42:33.000 Colorado, Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania.

00:42:36.000 What do you think his most likely path is?

00:42:37.000 Tweet us at escrow.

00:42:39.000 I have the hiccups.

00:42:40.000 I have the hiccups.

00:42:42.000 We've got him leading significantly in North Carolina right now, too.

00:42:45.000 Leading significantly in North Carolina.

00:42:46.000 Which site are you looking at?

00:42:48.000 I'm just looking at, if you just Google live election results, you'll get a little handy thing popping up there.

00:42:54.000 No, I've got this here, and I don't have...

00:42:59.000 Let me see.

00:42:59.000 North Carolina.

00:43:01.000 I've got them right now.

00:43:02.000 70% to 28% in North Carolina.

00:43:05.000 Well, it depends where the vote comes in.

00:43:07.000 It always depends entirely on the district that comes in.

00:43:11.000 North Carolina, here's what to expect.

00:43:12.000 Black vote is down by only a couple percentage points.

00:43:14.000 Latino vote...

00:43:15.000 Here's the thing with Hillary Clinton. 1.00

00:43:16.000 She is much more likely...

00:43:19.000 To win the popular vote and not win the electoral college and the other way around.

00:43:23.000 Because her coalition with Latinos and younger people, but she's not nearly strong with black people, that plays well, but it plays well in a lot of very pro-Trump states.

00:43:32.000 So in Texas, in Arizona, in, well, she's probably going to get Nevada.

00:43:39.000 In those states where the Latinos vote overwhelmingly for Hillary, and they've come out several-fold more, but, you know, there aren't as many Latinos in places like Michigan, in places like North Carolina.

00:43:49.000 Whenever I see a Latino in Michigan, I go, how'd you get up here? 1.00

00:43:51.000 How'd you get up here?

00:43:52.000 It's a far away.

00:43:53.000 I have no idea how you made it.

00:43:55.000 But Division Avenue, man.

00:43:57.000 They found it.

00:43:58.000 What about Division Avenue?

00:43:59.000 Division Avenue.

00:43:59.000 There's a lot there.

00:44:00.000 We've got Indiana, Kentucky, and West Virginia right now all called for Trump.

00:44:04.000 So we've got those ones.

00:44:05.000 What's the site you're using?

00:44:06.000 Because the site I have doesn't have them called.

00:44:08.000 Just like I said, Google Live Election Results.

00:44:12.000 It just pops up there, the first thing there.

00:44:14.000 So that's kind of what I'm following along with.

00:44:16.000 All right.

00:44:17.000 I've got my map up here.

00:44:18.000 So you know what?

00:44:20.000 I'm using Politico, and Politico sucks.

00:44:22.000 Yeah, and it's hard kind of...

00:44:24.000 Hard seeing where these are going, because like you said, the different districts have not been called yet.

00:44:29.000 Yeah, we have called West Virginia.

00:44:31.000 Yeah, those three are confirmed.

00:44:32.000 Aaron was asking, okay, now I'm getting notifications.

00:44:33.000 So West Virginia.

00:44:34.000 So we have these called, let me check at AR15.com, what these people are thinking over there at AR15.com.

00:44:39.000 West Virginia, add five.

00:44:40.000 Yeah, I get it.

00:44:40.000 We did add West Virginia.

00:44:41.000 We added five.

00:44:43.000 West Virginia.

00:44:43.000 Indiana, Kentucky, West Virginia, right?

00:44:45.000 Am I missing something?

00:44:46.000 Vermont for Hillary. 1.00

00:44:46.000 So we're at 24 to 3, correct? 1.00

00:44:49.000 What's been called?

00:44:49.000 Oh, Portman just won in Ohio.

00:44:52.000 Nobody cares.

00:44:53.000 Nobody cares about the local stuff.

00:44:57.000 We've got a special guest.

00:44:59.000 We've got this guy right here.

00:45:02.000 Oh, pardon my French, but you're an asshole! 0.95

00:45:06.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:45:07.000 Calm yourself, dude.

00:45:08.000 Asshole!

00:45:09.000 You should just be grateful!

00:45:11.000 That's true.

00:45:12.000 Alright, we have Ben Shapiro.

00:45:13.000 The problem is I have to tweet it out now, and I had your card ready.

00:45:16.000 I'll tweet it out as well, and that way you at least get my...

00:45:19.000 There you go.

00:45:19.000 Hold on a second.

00:45:20.000 And we have Ben Shapiro.

00:45:24.000 Shapiro, and I will forgive him.

00:45:27.000 Did you get our gift in the mail?

00:45:29.000 I did get the gift in the mail, and it's in the other room, and so I will send one of the minions to go pick up the gift in the mail.

00:45:34.000 Well, you better send one of your minions.

00:45:35.000 So, I don't know if you heard the announcement, but we are going daily.

00:45:38.000 I don't know if you heard this.

00:45:39.000 I thought you were never daily.

00:45:41.000 I know, we were never daily.

00:45:43.000 I know!

00:45:44.000 If only we could team up, and people could be getting the daily stuff with me and Ben and Klavan, and we have Levin, Stein, Malkin.

00:45:51.000 This is going to be a big year, win, lose, or draw.

00:45:53.000 So, Shapiro...

00:45:55.000 At Ben Shapiro.

00:45:56.000 He's been writing at Daily Wire.

00:45:57.000 One of the funniest things I saw.

00:45:58.000 He wrote an article.

00:45:59.000 He sent it to me today.

00:46:00.000 He rarely texts me.

00:46:01.000 It's usually me texting him.

00:46:02.000 Ben rarely texts me.

00:46:02.000 He's just selfish that way.

00:46:04.000 And he said, the silver lining in this election.

00:46:06.000 And I click it, and the title is, I think, is there a silver lining in this election?

00:46:09.000 And just in...

00:46:10.000 It just says, no.

00:46:12.000 And that was it.

00:46:13.000 And I sat there.

00:46:14.000 And the thing is, because it's on mobile, and with mobile, sometimes you have never-ending scrolling, or you have some video ads.

00:46:19.000 So I was like, ah, it's one of those things that got covered by the autoplay video ad.

00:46:23.000 So I was scrolling through, and I'm like, where the hell is the article?

00:46:27.000 And then when it dawned on me, I was going, oh, okay.

00:46:29.000 Well, that seems in line with Shapiro.

00:46:30.000 It was definitely the most effort-effective piece we've ever had at Daily Wire.

00:46:34.000 I mean, thousands and thousands of page views on an article that was one word long.

00:46:38.000 So that was definitely...

00:46:39.000 Some people said it was my finest writing.

00:46:41.000 It wasn't bad, Ben.

00:46:42.000 I'm not going to lie.

00:46:43.000 Now, when does your live stream start?

00:46:45.000 Our live stream is on right now.

00:46:46.000 I mean, I just abandoned...

00:46:47.000 Oh, oh, oh.

00:46:48.000 You could have just brought us on that stream and we could have crossed streams.

00:46:52.000 Yeah, we could have done that, but that would have required technical expertise.

00:46:54.000 And as you know from your own terrible producer, we have ours here too.

00:46:57.000 Well, that's what Jeremy asked.

00:46:58.000 Yeah, he asked me to do that later, so I don't know if we're doing it later in the evening.

00:47:02.000 I don't know, dude.

00:47:03.000 Just don't ask me about it.

00:47:04.000 Who do you think wins tonight with these results coming in?

00:47:07.000 I mean, I'd be a fool to say that I think Trump's going to win with these results coming in.

00:47:10.000 These are brutal results.

00:47:13.000 What results are brutal results right now?

00:47:16.000 He's leading in every poll.

00:47:18.000 All the lines say, all the crowds say, Bill Mitchell says.

00:47:21.000 As long as Bill Mitchell is still saying that the math favors Donald Trump, even though...

00:47:26.000 Basic math is not good for Donald Trump.

00:47:27.000 We can pretend along with him.

00:47:29.000 The early results from some of the counties in Florida, the early results from some of the exit polls from Georgia, these are way too close in red states and way too far out.

00:47:40.000 You're talking about before today, though.

00:47:42.000 Right now, the results coming in North Carolina are, I don't know the districts coming in.

00:47:45.000 That's what I'm trying to look for right now.

00:47:47.000 I assume that the bigger cities would probably be coming in later in North Carolina, right?

00:47:50.000 Yeah, I think that's right.

00:47:51.000 I think that they count the rural votes first, and so that's why you see these big jump to leads for Trump.

00:47:56.000 The stuff that I'm seeing online, I mean, Sean Trent, who's sort of the elections expert over at Real Clear Policy, says it's going to be a real early night.

00:48:02.000 He says it'll be Hillary nationally by five or six points.

00:48:05.000 Is he rigged, though?

00:48:07.000 Everything's rigged.

00:48:08.000 Everything's rigged.

00:48:09.000 As we like to say, it's a rigmarole.

00:48:11.000 So if you look at...

00:48:16.000 There are counties.

00:48:18.000 Is he talking under a freeway or under an airplane?

00:48:21.000 I thought Ben made a little more money.

00:48:22.000 He's living in Hawthorne underneath the runway with flights going over.

00:48:28.000 You know what he could use?

00:48:28.000 He could use some Ladder with Crowder shirts.

00:48:30.000 Did he just go?

00:48:31.000 No, he's still there.

00:48:31.000 He's just very quiet.

00:48:32.000 I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.

00:48:33.000 You shouldn't insult a Jewish man and insinuate that he's not wealthy.

00:48:37.000 Ben is very wealthy.

00:48:38.000 Ladder with Crowder.

00:48:39.000 LiveRothCarderShop.com.

00:48:41.000 LiveRothCarderShop.com.

00:48:42.000 That's right, we have those shirts.

00:48:43.000 Okay, so Ben, you were saying, yeah, so this guy, he's saying that it looks, you think Hillary's going to win Florida and North Carolina?

00:48:49.000 Yeah, I mean, right now, there are certain counties where Marco Rubio's running 10 points up on Donald Trump in Florida.

00:48:55.000 They're saying that the voter turnout, I guess the exit polls earlier said that the voter turnout was like 39% minority in Florida, which is really bad news for Trump.

00:49:04.000 He needs heavy, non-college-educated white voter turnout.

00:49:06.000 We've got to get rid of the minorities, Ben! 1.00

00:49:08.000 Well, I mean, that's what I've been told by all of the alt-right folks.

00:49:13.000 So, unfortunately, I'm one of those minorities, according to them.

00:49:16.000 So that's exciting.

00:49:17.000 All right, you're a minority. 0.98

00:49:18.000 You're translucent.

00:49:19.000 Nate Silver says that there's a 54% chance that Republicans maintain the Senate tonight, which to me is more important than Trump winning, because I don't think Trump is going to win.

00:49:26.000 I think they will maintain the Senate, don't you?

00:49:28.000 I do.

00:49:28.000 I think that Richard Burr is going to win in North Carolina.

00:49:30.000 I think that Kelly Ayotte may win in New Hampshire.

00:49:32.000 I think we'll lose Illinois.

00:49:33.000 I think we'll lose Pennsylvania.

00:49:34.000 I think we'll lose Wisconsin.

00:49:35.000 It's about as close as you can get without losing the Senate.

00:49:38.000 But I do think that Republicans are going to maintain the Senate, which is a good thing, obviously.

00:49:43.000 I would not be surprised, by the way, if in the end, Donald Trump's electoral vote counts...

00:49:46.000 It's higher than Mitt Romney's, but his popular vote count is much worse than Mitt Romney's percentage-wise.

00:49:51.000 The way that I called this yesterday was I said that when I did my map estimate, my map estimate was Clinton 321 and Trump 216 or 217 in the electoral college.

00:50:03.000 And my call on the popular vote was Clinton 49 and Trump 44, maybe 50, 44.

00:50:11.000 Did you consult Dick Morris?

00:50:12.000 Yes.

00:50:13.000 You know, I always consult Dick Morris on all of my polling data, as well as on toe expertise.

00:50:19.000 Yeah, that's exactly what I was going to say.

00:50:21.000 As long as you get him the Brookstone foot massager, that man will open the vault for Every time I go to Brookstone, it's just Dick Morris going, I love it!

00:50:31.000 I live for this!

00:50:33.000 So the big question that I've been asking a lot of folks over at our Daily Wire feed tonight is we had on John Nolte, who is a pitchfork and torturous fellow, about never Trump.

00:50:42.000 All the people who disagreed about Trump, those people ought to be pursued like Frankenstein through the village.

00:50:48.000 Until they are caught and hanged presumably.

00:50:51.000 Sean Hannity has been doing some of the same routine.

00:50:53.000 He obviously said yesterday that we and never Trump, people like me who didn't vote for Trump, it's time for us to own it.

00:51:01.000 For which I'd like to say, you know, it's about time that I got some sort of raise in this election, so at least they own something.

00:51:07.000 But the question I think is going to be how badly this thing breaks up.

00:51:11.000 What do you think?

00:51:12.000 How badly do you think the breakup after this thing is going to be?

00:51:14.000 Because I actually don't think it's going to be as bad as some folks want to be.

00:51:18.000 You said to me, and it was hopeful, you said wounds heal more readily than most people realize.

00:51:23.000 You still believe that?

00:51:24.000 Yeah, I do.

00:51:25.000 I think that that's particularly true in the wake of a bad loss.

00:51:28.000 If Trump loses pretty handily tonight, which I think is the direction things are moving.

00:51:33.000 By the way, Florida, he's in a lead right now, 49.8.

00:51:36.000 Give it only 11% of reporting so far.

00:51:38.000 Yeah, but totally.

00:51:39.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:51:40.000 But in any case, if he does lose tonight, then I think that there is a stench that comes off a dead political body.

00:51:46.000 We saw it with McCain.

00:51:47.000 We saw it from Romney.

00:51:48.000 I think we'll see it from Trump.

00:51:49.000 I don't think Trump is impervious to this.

00:51:51.000 I don't think that there's a lot of people who are aching, aching for more Trump leadership after he loses badly to the worst major party candidate of my lifetime.

00:52:00.000 Well, let me ask you this, though, about Florida, because, you know, the panhandle votes later.

00:52:04.000 They haven't voted yet, and he has a lead right now.

00:52:05.000 So wouldn't that suggest that he's more likely to pull ahead later?

00:52:09.000 So it's possible that he polls later.

00:52:11.000 I haven't looked at the county breakdown in Florida yet.

00:52:14.000 What I'm seeing is that the counties where Barack Obama did well, there's high voter turnout, higher than there was in some cases in 2012.

00:52:22.000 In counties where Barack Obama did poorly, it's about matching the voter turnout.

00:52:25.000 And they've said that there's heavy Hispanic turnout as well.

00:52:27.000 So, again, all of this is way too early to say.

00:52:30.000 All I'm going to say is that my poll analysis is less good than that of Sean Trend or Nate Silver, both of whom seem to be trending towards us.

00:52:38.000 He's the Mike Tyson.

00:52:40.000 My polling analysis are impenetrable.

00:52:42.000 My defense is impeccable.

00:52:44.000 But just don't bite someone's ear and rape a woman. 0.99

00:52:47.000 That would be disappointing.

00:52:49.000 Sorry, I didn't know whether you were doing a Tyson impression or a Cernovich impression there.

00:52:51.000 I have no idea what you're talking about.

00:52:53.000 So, Trump is up in Virginia, but not Northern Virginia.

00:52:56.000 That hasn't come in yet, which people should remember, because if I remember correctly in the primaries, wasn't it like, oh, Rubio?

00:53:01.000 Wasn't it Rubio was winning Virginia, and then he lost because of Northern Virginia?

00:53:04.000 That sounds familiar.

00:53:06.000 Do you remember, Ben?

00:53:07.000 You can correct me.

00:53:07.000 Northern Virginia tends really...

00:53:11.000 Heavy Democrat.

00:53:12.000 The exit polls from Virginia have Hillary up by some insurmountable number. 0.95

00:53:16.000 The exit polls that I saw earlier were Clinton up eight in Virginia.

00:53:20.000 What I saw is the best state for Trump right now is, I think they said, the exit polls that I saw were Trump down two in Florida, Trump tied in Ohio.

00:53:28.000 And Trump down two in North Carolina.

00:53:31.000 Those were the exit polls that I saw.

00:53:32.000 Obviously, exit polls aren't worth crap, so we'll have to see.

00:53:34.000 I think he wins Ohio.

00:53:35.000 Do you think he wins Ohio?

00:53:36.000 I do think he wins Ohio.

00:53:37.000 I think he wins Ohio.

00:53:39.000 My map has him losing Florida, North Carolina, New Hampshire, Nevada, but winning Iowa and Ohio.

00:53:44.000 What about Michigan?

00:53:45.000 Frank Luntz seems to think Michigan is...

00:53:47.000 Yeah, well, I mean, not to promote any disrespect to Frank Luntz, but I think that's a lot.

00:53:54.000 I think the chances that Donald Trump pulls out Michigan are significantly lower than the chances that he could pull out someplace like New Hampshire.

00:54:00.000 So, again, anything is possible.

00:54:02.000 It's all speculation.

00:54:03.000 We're all doing chicken entrails at this point.

00:54:05.000 Yes.

00:54:06.000 Well, that's what Huma's doing that with her spirit cooking. 1.00

00:54:08.000 Chicken entrails and Hillary Clinton is cutting off her thumb. 0.98

00:54:11.000 I do respect this about Ben.

00:54:12.000 What I love about Ben is, obviously, I'm a little bit of a potster.

00:54:15.000 And most people are like, oh, and they try and avoid it.

00:54:17.000 And Ben just goes right in and is like, meh, Franklin sucks.

00:54:23.000 When it comes to Frank Luntz, all I will say is that Frank Luntz has been advising a lot of Republican candidates for a long time, and those Republican candidates have not been doing yeoman's work.

00:54:32.000 It is funny to me that all the people in the Trump camp who keep complaining about the consultant class keep relying on Frank Luntz's focus groups to decide whether Donald Trump is doing a wonderful job.

00:54:41.000 I have a story about Frank Luntz.

00:54:43.000 Should I tell it?

00:54:44.000 Should I tell?

00:54:44.000 It's not that bad.

00:54:45.000 Is it a good story?

00:54:46.000 Well, it's funny.

00:54:47.000 Frank Luntz, he's all into like, it's not what you say, it's what people hear.

00:54:50.000 He was at a really good steakhouse.

00:54:52.000 You know my friend, Not Gay Jared, it's the other not-gay friend. 1.00

00:54:55.000 And he was telling me about this, and I have no reason to not believe him.

00:54:58.000 Gerald, you've heard this story.

00:54:59.000 And they were at the nicest steakhouse in Grand Rapids, Shop House.

00:55:02.000 You know how they come in, and then it's almost like, be our guest, be our guest.

00:55:06.000 They all time, they bring them to the plate.

00:55:07.000 Exactly in front of you.

00:55:08.000 And he spent like 12 minutes, he was like, really?

00:55:10.000 He was eating his steak, and he was like...

00:55:12.000 He was really perturbed.

00:55:13.000 I'm like, what's wrong, Frank?

00:55:14.000 He's like, they're supposed to bring it in on the side.

00:55:17.000 They're not supposed to lower the plate.

00:55:18.000 And he was like, he gave advice to the servers on how they should do it.

00:55:22.000 I'm like, that's their stick.

00:55:23.000 They all come in, and they look at each other, and they lower it down in one thing.

00:55:26.000 And he was upset by it.

00:55:27.000 So when I heard that, of course, you don't have to mention the hair hat.

00:55:30.000 It seems to be a lot of stuff in there is bizarre.

00:55:33.000 But I don't dislike him.

00:55:35.000 No, I don't hate Franklin's either.

00:55:36.000 I'm just saying that his election results in Michigan, I'm not sure on what he's basing that.

00:55:41.000 So, again, could I be totally full of crap and wrong about all this?

00:55:44.000 Sure.

00:55:44.000 I mean, we all could be, and it turns out that Trump won all 50 states plus the District of Columbia.

00:55:49.000 I mean, it's possible that he also won Guam, but based on the numbers that I'm seeing, I don't see how Trump does well.

00:55:55.000 Well, I also think that in places like California and New York, people on the right were so inward focused in how much we dislike Hillary Clinton, rightly so, because she's deeply, deeply corrupt and horrific. 0.59

00:56:05.000 We forget how much the left hates Trump and how much the left hates Republicans.

00:56:09.000 Imagine how much they hated Mitt Romney and then multiply that by a factor of one bajillion.

00:56:13.000 That's an approximate number, and that's how much they hate him.

00:56:16.000 And so in places – I live in California.

00:56:17.000 The popular vote, as I say, I think the gap is going to be worse for Trump in the popular vote than it is in the electoral college, specifically because you're going to see – That's what I just said.

00:56:26.000 They're lining up in California and New York just to virtue signal to their friends that they voted against Donald Trump.

00:56:32.000 We didn't let this terrible racist xenophobe into the White House.

00:56:35.000 And so they'll run up to score in places like California and New York.

00:56:37.000 And you'll see, I wouldn't be surprised to see a five or six point victory.

00:56:40.000 I voted for the vagina, you guys! 1.00

00:56:42.000 It's like a hand puppet, so that's it, I think.

00:56:44.000 Did you see Wendy Davis' tweet, by the way?

00:56:46.000 I mean, you're down in Texas.

00:56:47.000 You saw Wendy Davis' tweet today.

00:56:48.000 I'm not down in Texas.

00:56:49.000 Shut your... 0.97

00:56:49.000 You are screwing up all kinds of different ways today, Ben! 0.97

00:56:53.000 Okay, so Crowder's somewhere in Guam.

00:56:57.000 Wendy Davis tweeted out a picture of a shirt, and it literally had ovaries on the shirt. 1.00

00:57:05.000 And it said, Vote Hillary. 1.00

00:57:06.000 And I thought that that was our making fun of these arguments.

00:57:08.000 How was it ovaries?

00:57:09.000 Like, you don't get to do that sincerely, right?

00:57:11.000 Did it have, like, fallopian tubes?

00:57:12.000 Ironically about that.

00:57:13.000 Did it have fallopian tubes?

00:57:15.000 Because if an ovary walked in this room, I wouldn't recognize it without the fallopian tubes.

00:57:18.000 It did have the fallopian tubes.

00:57:19.000 It sort of looked like a spirit-cooking goat head.

00:57:21.000 Yes, yes, exactly.

00:57:23.000 Otherwise, I would look at it and just be like, well, I don't know.

00:57:25.000 This could be chitlets. 1.00

00:57:26.000 I don't know what those are.

00:57:27.000 I don't know if they're ovaries.

00:57:28.000 So I need to see the arch that we all looked at underneath our covers when we had our medical diagram from school as we were kids going, look at All right, Ben Shapiro, we'll be checking in, I think, with you guys later, if you guys can get your lives from going.

00:57:41.000 Yeah, we'll catch you one bit later, and we'll glum off your audience, and you can...

00:57:43.000 Absolutely.

00:57:44.000 And you can glum off ours.

00:57:45.000 Now, by the way, folks, definitely subscribe to CRTV, which is where Stephen's going to be doing his Never Daily...

00:57:51.000 He's a liar, but he's doing his Never Daily podcast over there.

00:57:54.000 It was my exploratory committee.

00:57:56.000 You understand these things, Ben.

00:57:57.000 That's right.

00:57:57.000 Check out CRTV. And then we can go head-to-head daily.

00:58:00.000 Or you can just download us both.

00:58:02.000 Download us both.

00:58:03.000 The way that people sum it up with my podcast and Klavan's podcast is that I'm the downer and then you need to listen to Klavan to murder yourself afterwards.

00:58:12.000 And I think that you definitely fall in the same category as Klavan.

00:58:16.000 You're an upper show.

00:58:17.000 I'm the place that you come to get deeply depressed and hungover, and Crowder's the place where you go to feel better about your life.

00:58:24.000 I would say Mark Levin is where they go to learn about constitutional law, and then my program is where they go to watch legal liability in action.

00:58:32.000 Yes!

00:58:33.000 That's the split.

00:58:35.000 That's about right.

00:58:36.000 Ben Shapiro, DailyWire.com.

00:58:38.000 Definitely subscribe, and we will have Klavan from there on coming up.

00:58:41.000 Ben, thank you for making it.

00:58:42.000 All is forgiven, sir.

00:58:43.000 All right.

00:58:44.000 Catch you in a bit.

00:58:44.000 Thank you.

00:58:45.000 Take care.

00:58:45.000 And there we go.

00:58:46.000 We have, looks like Trump is going to take Georgia 71% to 27%.

00:58:50.000 They're finally counting New Hampshire four-point heat.

00:58:54.000 Four-point lead for Clinton with a few thousand tallied.

00:58:57.000 So we can't call any of these yet.

00:58:58.000 Nope.

00:58:59.000 But we should remind some of our new viewers now about this little guy right here.

00:59:04.000 I'm going to blow this up.

00:59:04.000 Oh yeah, for people who didn't know, lottowithcreditor.com slash mugclub.

00:59:07.000 Why did we get a lot of new viewers since then?

00:59:08.000 Yeah, a lot of new viewers.

00:59:09.000 I'm going to put this right...

00:59:10.000 lottowithcreditor.com slash mugclub.

00:59:11.000 We've gone daily.

00:59:12.000 If you're a student, it's less than $6 a month daily program.

00:59:15.000 You get access to Levin, Michelle Malkin, Mark Stein.

00:59:17.000 You misspelled Mark Stein!

00:59:19.000 You misspelled Mark Stein, Jared!

00:59:24.000 But you can join the Mug Club, ladderwithcredit.com slash Mug Club.

00:59:27.000 You gotta admit, man, you have been off your game tonight.

00:59:30.000 That is horrible.

00:59:31.000 I have been so, just like, in knots today.

00:59:33.000 I scheduled that in Facebook!

00:59:36.000 Fix it.

00:59:37.000 We'll schedule it.

00:59:39.000 Gerald, how do you feel?

00:59:40.000 How do you feel tonight?

00:59:41.000 You couldn't hear Ben, could you?

00:59:43.000 Because you don't have headphones.

00:59:44.000 Give him his microphone.

00:59:45.000 We have Gerald locked in the basement.

00:59:46.000 Jared and Gerald.

00:59:47.000 Sorry, Gerald.

00:59:48.000 They're sitting there.

00:59:49.000 It's okay.

00:59:49.000 Gerald is our beer wench for the evening.

00:59:51.000 Ouch.

00:59:52.000 And I'm your construction worker, too.

00:59:53.000 I feel very abused.

00:59:55.000 But that's okay.

00:59:56.000 That's absolutely all right.

00:59:57.000 You guys are absolutely right, though.

00:59:59.000 We do need to either have a meteor hit or something else.

01:00:02.000 This is one of the most depressing elections I've ever been around.

01:00:05.000 I haven't been around a whole lot of them, but with all of my experience, with all of my experience, I would say this is very depressing, and meteor should be on the horizon soon.

01:00:13.000 Well, you know what?

01:00:13.000 The silver lining is we're going daily.

01:00:15.000 CRTV.com.

01:00:16.000 You're going to join, right?

01:00:17.000 You got Levin's dying.

01:00:17.000 No, no, no.

01:00:17.000 That's why I want the meteor even more right now.

01:00:20.000 I have horrible friends.

01:00:21.000 That's what I've learned in this election.

01:00:22.000 I have the worst friends.

01:00:23.000 No, I love it.

01:00:24.000 I think it's fantastic.

01:00:25.000 I get to get a mug, which is fantastic.

01:00:27.000 I've held the mug.

01:00:28.000 I have fondled the mug.

01:00:29.000 South Carolina for Trump, just so you know.

01:00:31.000 Those South Carolinians.

01:00:33.000 Well, none of these are surprises yet.

01:00:35.000 So here's the thing.

01:00:35.000 Nothing that's been called a surprise that you can continue, Gerald.

01:00:39.000 I've got this map.

01:00:41.000 South Carolina.

01:00:41.000 Trump.

01:00:42.000 So he's got 33 to Hillary's 3, as far as I understand.

01:00:45.000 Yeah, we did this math earlier.

01:00:46.000 It's tough.

01:00:47.000 There's some big states that we're going to all kind of keep an eye on, and it looks like Clinton has a gigantic lead in the really important counties.

01:00:53.000 I thought you were going to say ass.

01:00:54.000 No.

01:00:55.000 No.

01:00:55.000 Clinton has a gigantic...

01:00:57.000 I'm like the Christian guy.

01:00:59.000 I come in and I talk about theology and Islam.

01:01:01.000 I'm not going to say that.

01:01:01.000 I'm leaving it to you.

01:01:03.000 Maybe in other countries.

01:01:04.000 It just depends on the beers.

01:01:05.000 After a couple more bells, two-hearteds, in my mug, hand etched.

01:01:11.000 Hand etched.

01:01:11.000 Wow, you're a shameless promoter.

01:01:15.000 I'm just saying, here's the thing, and I know many of you will steal it.

01:01:17.000 Listen, you want to take it to the left, you want to fight, lottowithcreder.com slash mugclub.

01:01:21.000 Everything that's free is still free, and I know so many people will still complain.

01:01:24.000 We're giving you the option to pay or still get the free stuff.

01:01:27.000 And I even have some things like, I can't, I even have a couple tweets, I can't afford 580 a month.

01:01:33.000 Okay, then I'm not your biggest problem right now.

01:01:35.000 There's some bigger problems to work out, yeah.

01:01:37.000 For less than two cups of coffee, you could join the Mug Club or Feed a Starving Child in Africa.

01:01:43.000 But Tom's Shoes has that taken care of.

01:01:47.000 I was just about to say, cut off one of the Feed the Poor Children things and sign up for the Mug Club. 0.96

01:01:50.000 Oh, I cut mine off.

01:01:51.000 She wouldn't stop sending me mails.

01:01:53.000 Like, alright, I get it, you're grateful, but you don't have to mail me every month.

01:01:56.000 Like, look at my dental work.

01:01:58.000 That's gross.

01:01:59.000 That's gross.

01:02:00.000 That's terrible, man.

01:02:01.000 It's absolutely terrible.

01:02:02.000 But anyway, I was saying she has a gigantic lead in the counties that matter in Florida. 0.96

01:02:07.000 So we obviously know that that's going to come down to a handful of counties, Dade being one of them.

01:02:11.000 And she's got a pretty big lead in the early vote that they've counted right now.

01:02:14.000 So it's substantial.

01:02:15.000 So Florida, big deal, obviously, tonight.

01:02:17.000 Yeah.

01:02:18.000 Understatement.

01:02:19.000 71.

01:02:19.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:02:21.000 They think they're going to win all three.

01:02:22.000 Traditional media.

01:02:23.000 Once they do, it's checkmate.

01:02:25.000 Traditional media.

01:02:25.000 All right, we've got some big ones again coming up.

01:02:27.000 16 states.

01:02:27.000 That's all I'm going to take of Chuck Todd.

01:02:29.000 Yeah.

01:02:30.000 And Lester Holt.

01:02:31.000 Lester, is he black or Indian or something? 0.90

01:02:34.000 Your guess is as good as mine.

01:02:35.000 Holt.

01:02:36.000 You know, I'm going to put Georgia on the map for Trump.

01:02:38.000 I think it's a pretty safe bet.

01:02:40.000 Which is why I find it funny when Drudge was like, Trump, Arizona, Georgia.

01:02:43.000 I'm like, well, of course!

01:02:45.000 That's not an exit poll.

01:02:48.000 This could be a long night, man.

01:02:50.000 I'm glad Gerald is here.

01:02:52.000 This is still going to bother me until we get this Velcro up on here.

01:02:55.000 You did fix the base and the mid-levels, right, Jared?

01:02:57.000 Yep, those are fixed.

01:02:59.000 Fix the stein.

01:02:59.000 Also fix the stein.

01:03:01.000 We got that fixed as well.

01:03:02.000 Is it spelled like a beer stein?

01:03:03.000 He just...

01:03:03.000 S-T-Y-N. Not even phonetically.

01:03:07.000 E-Y-N? Is it supposed to be E-Y-N? Yeah, E-Y-N. There's an E in there, Jared. 0.80

01:03:10.000 Dang it.

01:03:11.000 This is the worst.

01:03:12.000 I don't know why my computer's not giving me notifications.

01:03:14.000 This is just...

01:03:14.000 Now I know what it's like to have AIDS. That may be the overreach of the night.

01:03:20.000 Well, I don't know.

01:03:22.000 Yeah.

01:03:22.000 The overreach is what you're doing with Gerald right there that people can't see.

01:03:26.000 All you Christians out there, please pray for me.

01:03:27.000 I'm in this room, and it's crazy, and, you know, I'm with these two guys.

01:03:31.000 All right, hold on.

01:03:31.000 I don't know what to do here.

01:03:32.000 AR15.com, what do we have?

01:03:34.000 He's defeatist horseshit, isn't capable of what people are talking about.

01:03:36.000 Ben Shapiro.

01:03:37.000 Well, thank you, AR15. The Jewish guy is gone now. 1.00

01:03:42.000 So, looks to me like Trump is losing Florida.

01:03:44.000 That'll be the end of it.

01:03:45.000 That's what someone said.

01:03:48.000 LOL at the slip-up.

01:03:50.000 Ben slipped.

01:03:51.000 I called it Texas.

01:03:53.000 He's dropped hints before.

01:03:54.000 I'm actually not in Texas, for people asking.

01:03:56.000 I am not in Texas right now.

01:03:57.000 I'm in Michigan.

01:03:58.000 But thank you, AR15.com, for being so kind.

01:04:00.000 We appreciate it.

01:04:01.000 You know, I can't go to the live chat.

01:04:02.000 There's just too much stuff coming in, so I'm reading your tweets.

01:04:06.000 Tweet, Florida poll is still open.

01:04:08.000 The panhandle will offset the numbers down south.

01:04:12.000 Let's have whoever is handling the tweeting tonight.

01:04:14.000 Jared, you know who that is?

01:04:16.000 Tweet out a poll.

01:04:17.000 Do you think Donald Trump wins Florida?

01:04:20.000 Yes?

01:04:21.000 No?

01:04:22.000 Blame the Jews. 0.99

01:04:23.000 Those are the three options.

01:04:24.000 Let's get that out there.

01:04:25.000 And let's see.

01:04:26.000 We'll read your poll results.

01:04:28.000 I will tell you this.

01:04:28.000 If he doesn't win Florida, it's over.

01:04:30.000 It's an early night.

01:04:31.000 If he doesn't win Florida, it is over.

01:04:33.000 If he doesn't win North Carolina, it's very likely over.

01:04:36.000 I'm just being realistic here.

01:04:37.000 If he doesn't win Florida, there's no way.

01:04:39.000 If he doesn't win North Carolina, there's still a way, but it is a very, very slim path.

01:04:42.000 So I am hoping that the panhandle...

01:04:46.000 Panhandle should come through. 0.93

01:04:47.000 It really is that Tampa corridor.

01:04:48.000 It's that kind of middle area of Florida.

01:04:51.000 An alligator ate your cat! 0.99

01:04:52.000 It's so true. 0.84

01:04:53.000 Was your cat gay like you? 1.00

01:04:54.000 No, we don't know.

01:04:55.000 We don't know.

01:04:55.000 We lived down in the Orange Groves in the middle of nowhere, 13 miles from the nearest gas station.

01:04:59.000 And our black cat would disappear just one day.

01:05:02.000 So it could have been the gators.

01:05:04.000 It also could have been the migrant workers.

01:05:06.000 We don't know.

01:05:07.000 We don't know.

01:05:07.000 They're suspicious, superstitious people.

01:05:09.000 Yeah.

01:05:11.000 How much spirit cooking did you do to get your cat back?

01:05:14.000 Spirit cooking? 0.94

01:05:15.000 Not enough.

01:05:16.000 Ooh, Clinton leading North Carolina 51% to 41.45.6.

01:05:23.000 This comes in from Casey.

01:05:24.000 Casey, oh, by the way, listen.

01:05:26.000 We didn't do this.

01:05:27.000 If you subscribe, you can bring it up, Jared.

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01:05:54.000 We have Courtney, who people love.

01:05:56.000 They send her creepy sexual comments, which, listen, she doesn't like them.

01:05:58.000 I say keep it coming.

01:06:00.000 Casey is there.

01:06:01.000 She's gorgeous, too.

01:06:01.000 She's a redhead, and as you know, when you like redheads, only redheads will do.

01:06:04.000 It's borderline fetish territory.

01:06:06.000 It's like a Japanese girl in old granny panties. 1.00

01:06:08.000 Brodigan?

01:06:10.000 Um...

01:06:11.000 You can tell that Brodigan and Corey have health issues, mental health issues, but we love them and we support them anyway, and we don't want to fire them because we're afraid that they're going to come in and massacre us.

01:06:19.000 So Courtney, Casey, Brodigan, Corey, and then we also have, of course, Jared, who works for me.

01:06:23.000 You employ Jared.

01:06:25.000 I just saw my monitors went dark.

01:06:28.000 I don't know what happened.

01:06:29.000 Courtney, there you go.

01:06:30.000 Do you have the other image?

01:06:32.000 Jared, of you?

01:06:34.000 Yep, it's coming up here.

01:06:35.000 Okay, so we have another image here of...

01:06:36.000 So Courtney, Casey, Brodigan, Corey...

01:06:39.000 Jared, Aaron, Francine, and then four more hires to be determined, by the way, as we grow.

01:06:47.000 So we're not doing the golden ticket.

01:06:48.000 There's Jared, there's Aaron.

01:06:50.000 These are our film guys.

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01:06:59.000 Francine now has been brought on.

01:07:00.000 She's our full-time wardrobe makeup.

01:07:01.000 Because it took Jared two and a half days to get the transgender bill.

01:07:05.000 Francine has done this for a long time.

01:07:07.000 And then we have a few more hires coming in.

01:07:10.000 Writers, editors, shooters.

01:07:11.000 We're really building this thing out.

01:07:12.000 And I tell you what, with a fraction of the subscribers that the Young Turks have and a fraction of the content, the numbers that we have, we wanted to at the point only launch daily.

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01:07:22.000 We have half a million subscribers on YouTube.

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01:07:46.000 You know, whacking a hammer.

01:07:48.000 I mean, Courtney will work 14-hour days when she helps me write and edit.

01:07:51.000 And you love Courtney.

01:07:52.000 You love you read and see what she does.

01:07:54.000 Casey is brilliant.

01:07:55.000 Casey is just such a funny writer.

01:07:57.000 Brodigan is the best pitch man in the business.

01:07:59.000 Brodigan is just, he just reps out stories like I've never seen.

01:08:02.000 Corey is new, and he's really coming along.

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01:08:05.000 Casey and Courtney now are at a point where they're able to help him.

01:08:07.000 It's a hard grind working with what we do.

01:08:09.000 Heavy workload, but we do it all for you.

01:08:13.000 There you go.

01:08:14.000 Mark Stein, well spelled.

01:08:16.000 Mark Levin, Michelle Malkin, Mark Stein, Stephen Crowder, the four horsemen, and woman.

01:08:21.000 That was really sexist.

01:08:22.000 That was blatantly sexist.

01:08:24.000 We're coming for you.

01:08:25.000 We're coming for you, Barbara.

01:08:27.000 We are coming.

01:08:29.000 And we're bringing hell with us!

01:08:31.000 We're so excited about this going into the new year, man.

01:08:33.000 I can't even tell you.

01:08:33.000 Win, lose, or draw.

01:08:35.000 Even if Trump wins, what they have done with him is criminal in the media.

01:08:37.000 What they have done for Hillary is criminal in the media.

01:08:39.000 And we can finally correct it.

01:08:41.000 Think about this for a second.

01:08:42.000 A lot of candidates didn't want to go on online outlets.

01:08:45.000 The Young Turks were mad that Hillary didn't go on their program. 1.00

01:08:48.000 You know, we had Ted Cruz.

01:08:49.000 We had Fiorina.

01:08:50.000 Trump avoided critical sort of online programs.

01:08:53.000 We invited him.

01:08:54.000 We would have more than welcomed him and been as friendly and fair as possible.

01:08:58.000 Watch this next election cycle.

01:09:00.000 That's not the case anymore.

01:09:01.000 If you look right now, Joe Rogan, Adam Carolla, they have far more influence than Lester Holt or Wolf lowest score ever on Celebrity Jeopardy Blitzer.

01:09:09.000 So they really, really do need to wake up here.

01:09:14.000 They're in for a rude awakening.

01:09:15.000 And by this time in 2020, this next election season, all of this is going to be different.

01:09:20.000 So, no matter what happens tonight, I still think Trump could win.

01:09:24.000 Statistically, it's not super likely, but he could win.

01:09:26.000 But if he doesn't, it's not over.

01:09:28.000 And we're going to make sure it's not over.

01:09:31.000 Specifically what we're launching.

01:09:32.000 We have to get Klavan on, don't we?

01:09:34.000 We do.

01:09:34.000 We're calling him now.

01:09:35.000 We've not got an answer yet.

01:09:36.000 We've not got an answer yet.

01:09:37.000 Okay, we'll get Klavan on.

01:09:37.000 It's just a crazy, crazy thing.

01:09:40.000 We do have this, though.

01:09:40.000 We do have this.

01:09:42.000 It's just in.

01:09:46.000 Trump wins Oklahoma.

01:09:48.000 Trump wins Oklahoma.

01:09:50.000 Oh, there you go.

01:09:51.000 We don't have Hillary or Trump yet, do we?

01:09:54.000 No, we're still connecting to them.

01:09:56.000 Okay, Trump wins Oklahoma.

01:09:57.000 So let me tweet this out.

01:09:58.000 Well, make sure people manning the Twitter always tweet out our calls as well, along with the card to the live show.

01:10:03.000 So Trump wins Oklahoma, that's no surprise.

01:10:05.000 I think it's either Oklahoma or Idaho are the most conservative states in the country, right, Gerald?

01:10:13.000 I don't know.

01:10:14.000 I think Texas should be.

01:10:15.000 Why are you here?

01:10:15.000 I really haven't figured it out yet.

01:10:17.000 I'm over here petting the dog and just, you know, hoping a beer doesn't get thrown at me.

01:10:21.000 What would you say it is?

01:10:23.000 Hey, you know what?

01:10:23.000 You do here.

01:10:24.000 Speaking of which...

01:10:27.000 Go get us some more beer.

01:10:28.000 I was trying to go for the major league thing.

01:10:29.000 He's not called the best color man in the business for no reason, folks. 1.00

01:10:32.000 I was trying to, you know, just trying to be your guy there.

01:10:33.000 No, I appreciate it.

01:10:34.000 I think they're the most conservative states in the union there.

01:10:37.000 I wouldn't doubt it.

01:10:38.000 Casey accidentally got kicked out of the group thread.

01:10:41.000 I don't even know how that works.

01:10:43.000 It's probably deserved.

01:10:44.000 It happens.

01:10:45.000 All right, hold on a second.

01:10:46.000 We have this group thread here in calling the states.

01:10:47.000 We also got Delaware and D.C. for Hillary. 1.00

01:10:51.000 Maryland and Massachusetts for Hillary. 1.00

01:10:53.000 No surprise there.

01:10:55.000 New Jersey for Hillary. 1.00

01:10:57.000 And Vermont for Hillary. 1.00

01:10:59.000 Clavin is on Skype.

01:11:00.000 He is almost ready.

01:11:01.000 Hey, someone in the group text here.

01:11:03.000 Jared, Aaron, Courtney.

01:11:04.000 Add Casey back in there because she got kicked out of the group text for some reason. 1.00

01:11:07.000 Someone add her. 1.00

01:11:08.000 Do we have Mr.

01:11:09.000 Clavin here?

01:11:10.000 We do have Mr.

01:11:10.000 Clavin here.

01:11:10.000 Mr.

01:11:11.000 Clavin.

01:11:11.000 I'm here.

01:11:12.000 Oh my god.

01:11:12.000 That's on Flattering Light.

01:11:15.000 Usually you come in and you look so sunny.

01:11:17.000 This is awful, Andrew.

01:11:19.000 What is this?

01:11:19.000 Yeah.

01:11:20.000 And you have this thing hooked up to you.

01:11:22.000 I know it's your earpiece, but you look like, in Minority Report, like one of those corpses that's hanging that has all the tubes going into their body.

01:11:29.000 The light makes you look...

01:11:30.000 You know, you do wonders for my on-camera confidence.

01:11:33.000 I feel great now.

01:11:36.000 It's just the lighting is worse.

01:11:38.000 It was terrible for Ben, too, because you guys, I guess you don't have the technological ability to cross streams yet.

01:11:43.000 Well, Ben just looks like that.

01:11:45.000 That's just the way it is.

01:11:45.000 Okay.

01:11:47.000 With me, it's the light.

01:11:48.000 But with Ben, that's all as good as it is.

01:11:50.000 All right.

01:11:50.000 Hold on, Andrew.

01:11:51.000 I'm letting everyone know that you are on the stream now.

01:11:54.000 Can I see you?

01:11:57.000 I can't see you.

01:11:58.000 Can you not see me, Jared?

01:12:00.000 I should be able to now.

01:12:01.000 Can you see me now?

01:12:03.000 There you go.

01:12:04.000 There you go.

01:12:05.000 Ah, it's just new with the Skype.

01:12:07.000 That beautiful face.

01:12:08.000 These kids.

01:12:09.000 So, um, did you hear, did you hear, Andrew?

01:12:11.000 We've gone daily, loudwithcrowder.com slash mugclub.

01:12:14.000 People can subscribe now, Daily Crowder.

01:12:16.000 I have to tell you, that mug is one of the best mugs I have ever mugged.

01:12:24.000 You know, I don't like to compliment you because I know you're already, like, absolutely impossible.

01:12:28.000 But that is one of the best mugs.

01:12:30.000 I'm a little envious.

01:12:32.000 I mean, I would just like a mug with, like, just some crayon.

01:12:35.000 Yes.

01:12:36.000 And you've got that thing that's chiseled away.

01:12:38.000 You've got, like, some little poor slave in some country chiseled. 0.85

01:12:41.000 Look at this.

01:12:42.000 Well, actually, you know what?

01:12:43.000 We did it right.

01:12:43.000 We hired Barack Obama's half-brother, and he's just in a...

01:12:46.000 He's in a basement, and he's going, Make America great again so I can have another job!

01:12:53.000 Terrible with healthcare rollouts.

01:12:54.000 Fantastic with mugs.

01:12:55.000 Yeah.

01:12:56.000 He's my glorified Flintstones pterodactyl who takes the pictures and the camera.

01:13:00.000 Every now and then, he looks to the camera, and he goes, This job sucks!

01:13:06.000 He gets clever quips like that.

01:13:09.000 So you have your live stream right now at dailywire.com, right?

01:13:12.000 You're there, yes, and just as entertaining as we can possibly be, which is not that entertaining, but it's, you know, as entertaining as we can possibly be.

01:13:18.000 Well, yeah, it's, I mean, you know, you're there, you know, and then Ben, I'm sure, gets angry.

01:13:22.000 So, who do you think, in your gut right now, who do you think is going to win this tonight?

01:13:26.000 Oh, hold on a second, we might have to call some things in here.

01:13:28.000 One second, update.

01:13:29.000 Electoral count is 44 to 31 Clinton, so...

01:13:34.000 That's what's happening in Florida, because as I was leaving, it looked like it was turning for Clinton.

01:13:37.000 Well, no one sent me the Clinton states that she won.

01:13:39.000 So, people out there on my team, stop screwing up tonight.

01:13:42.000 Send me what Clinton has won.

01:13:44.000 That's why you're in a thread.

01:13:46.000 What?

01:13:46.000 She just won Maryland.

01:13:47.000 She just won Maryland. 1.00

01:13:48.000 Okay, but what else did she win there?

01:13:50.000 Hold on a second.

01:13:51.000 So, are you aware that she won Maryland?

01:13:53.000 So, oh wait, sorry.

01:13:56.000 Maryland.

01:13:56.000 What else did she win there?

01:13:58.000 She won Delaware.

01:13:59.000 Well, that's no surprise.

01:14:00.000 D.C. She won D.C., okay.

01:14:02.000 She's won Vermont, yep. 1.00

01:14:04.000 New Jersey.

01:14:04.000 New Jersey, shit!

01:14:08.000 I was really hoping for New Jersey!

01:14:11.000 Jared, bring this up on my screen.

01:14:13.000 My maps here.

01:14:13.000 He's got some great casinos there.

01:14:14.000 So she's got 34.

01:14:15.000 Anything else I'm missing?

01:14:16.000 Massachusetts.

01:14:17.000 For some reason, I already had Massachusetts in there.

01:14:20.000 Awful places.

01:14:21.000 Awful places.

01:14:22.000 Terrible people.

01:14:23.000 It's not looking good.

01:14:24.000 It is not looking good for the Don.

01:14:26.000 The Donald.

01:14:27.000 Well, what makes you say that?

01:14:28.000 Because the panhandle hasn't voted yet.

01:14:29.000 What's good right now is the Senate's not looking good.

01:14:32.000 I think we'll keep the Senate.

01:14:33.000 But what makes you say that the panhandle hasn't voted yet?

01:14:36.000 That's true, and it could go either way.

01:14:39.000 You know what's bothering me is in the last few days, the polls have moved toward Hillary Clinton, which is not the norm.

01:14:45.000 Normally, at the end of the race, the polls close up.

01:14:48.000 The person who is ahead starts to fall further behind.

01:14:51.000 The person who's behind starts to move closer ahead.

01:14:53.000 This time, it has really separated people.

01:14:56.000 This time, it's separated in the other direction.

01:14:58.000 Clinton has actually picked up some votes.

01:15:01.000 I'm not sure yet what the high turnout means, but one of the...

01:15:05.000 In Colorado, it means one thing.

01:15:07.000 They're turning out.

01:15:08.000 Yeah, in California, too.

01:15:09.000 Exactly.

01:15:10.000 And one of the numbers from the Fox News exit polls was that all the new voters, a huge number of new voters, like way over 50%, were turning out for Clinton.

01:15:21.000 Well, I will tell you what, it bothers me that a lot of conservatives are pointing to the Nevada polls.

01:15:26.000 Nevada is done.

01:15:27.000 People don't realize she's over 72,000, 74,000 ahead in Nevada. 0.94

01:15:31.000 He would have to win today by a 10-point margin.

01:15:34.000 So I just don't like lying to people.

01:15:36.000 Also, Harry Reid would have to stop counting the votes.

01:15:39.000 Yes, yes.

01:15:40.000 Well, except he can't stop hurting himself with the rubber bands in the shower.

01:15:45.000 But Harry Reid County votes is like that old, that old Abbott and Costello routine, one for me and one for you.

01:15:51.000 Yes.

01:15:51.000 Two for me and one for you.

01:15:53.000 Until his drunken brother Larry comes in and goes, it's time to mud wrestle, Harry!

01:16:01.000 They've called Rubio for Florida.

01:16:04.000 That's very good.

01:16:07.000 That's also a referendum a little bit on Rubio's national chances in the next go-around.

01:16:12.000 So if Rubio wins Florida and Trump doesn't, that should tell the Republican Party something.

01:16:17.000 What's that scotch you got going on?

01:16:19.000 Yeah.

01:16:20.000 Actually, it's Irish.

01:16:20.000 It's Irish whiskey.

01:16:21.000 I prefer scotch, but Jeremy Boring is the god king of the Daily Wire, and he's just an Irish guy. 1.00

01:16:26.000 Irish whiskey is stupid.

01:16:28.000 So is Canadian whiskey.

01:16:28.000 You know what I like?

01:16:29.000 Rye.

01:16:30.000 I'm a rye whiskey guy.

01:16:31.000 Rye is good.

01:16:32.000 Rye is excellent.

01:16:33.000 It's spicier.

01:16:34.000 You know what I mean?

01:16:34.000 It's a little harsher, but rye, it's nice in a cocktail or on the rocks.

01:16:37.000 I'm also a big gin guy, which I know people think is for old ladies.

01:16:41.000 It's fantastic.

01:16:42.000 It's for English people who are mostly homosexuals, let's say. 1.00

01:16:51.000 There's nothing wrong with that.

01:16:53.000 I mean, I understand.

01:16:54.000 Well, I guess Milo must keep Gordons in business year-round.

01:17:00.000 I do.

01:17:00.000 I like gin.

01:17:01.000 I like that juniper.

01:17:02.000 I want to drink a forest in my glass.

01:17:03.000 Okay, so it's not looking good.

01:17:04.000 So you call it.

01:17:05.000 What do you think?

01:17:06.000 Do you think Trump wins North Carolina?

01:17:07.000 Or do you think...

01:17:09.000 Yes, I think Trump's going to win North Carolina.

01:17:11.000 I think he's going to win Ohio, though I think it's going to be close.

01:17:15.000 I'm worried about Florida, but he may pull that out.

01:17:19.000 You know, funnily enough, the big one is Michigan.

01:17:21.000 I mean, that's why they were all crisscrossing through there all this time.

01:17:29.000 And that would be an interesting turnaround right there.

01:17:32.000 But, you know, it's still, look, I'm not big.

01:17:36.000 You know, one of the things about these predictions, I'm not a predictor.

01:17:39.000 I'm really not.

01:17:40.000 And one of the things about predicting is it's all about having been right.

01:17:43.000 But if you're wrong, you just kind of forget about it.

01:17:45.000 It just kind of passes away.

01:17:46.000 So I just don't do it.

01:17:48.000 Hold on one second.

01:17:49.000 Illinois just got called for Clinton. 0.97

01:17:50.000 Jared, whenever I do this, bring it up on screen.

01:17:52.000 Do your job.

01:17:54.000 Yeah, Jared.

01:17:55.000 Come on.

01:17:55.000 He still didn't bring it up on screen!

01:17:58.000 There you go.

01:17:58.000 Thank you.

01:17:59.000 Mississippi.

01:18:00.000 Mississippi went Trump?

01:18:02.000 Hold on.

01:18:02.000 Mississippi went Trump.

01:18:03.000 Oh, that Cajun Firefly in Princess and the Frog must just be thrilled.

01:18:09.000 He's humping the moon right now.

01:18:11.000 Where is Mississippi?

01:18:14.000 I'm trying to...

01:18:15.000 Yeah, Mississippi. 0.92

01:18:16.000 There we go.

01:18:16.000 Okay.

01:18:17.000 Sorry.

01:18:18.000 Did you ever see that?

01:18:19.000 The Cajun Frog?

01:18:19.000 The Princess and the Frog?

01:18:20.000 Did you ever see that movie there, Clayton?

01:18:21.000 No, I didn't see The Princess and the Frog.

01:18:23.000 My kids grew up and I never went to a cartoon again.

01:18:25.000 That was it.

01:18:26.000 By the way, I don't know if you can see.

01:18:27.000 There's leftover makeup.

01:18:28.000 This is because I did...

01:18:29.000 Well, we have Trump on the show later and it's very hard even with the towelettes to get rid of the makeup. 0.83

01:18:34.000 So that's why you see this difference and see the chestness.

01:18:36.000 I know I'm just doing this for you.

01:18:37.000 Don't open your shirt.

01:18:38.000 Yes, you do.

01:18:39.000 You love it.

01:18:40.000 You like it!

01:18:42.000 I'm begging you, please.

01:18:43.000 A button here, sure.

01:18:44.000 There you go.

01:18:45.000 Let's chop that up. 0.96

01:18:45.000 I'm begging you, please. 0.96

01:18:46.000 I'm begging you.

01:18:47.000 Yeah, okay.

01:18:49.000 Well, you know, Michigan, they were both there.

01:18:51.000 Their last stop was in Grand Rapids.

01:18:52.000 Gerald and I drove by.

01:18:53.000 And what are you looking for, Gerald?

01:18:55.000 You don't have to be quiet.

01:18:57.000 You're not like the man who Jared keeps in his basement.

01:18:59.000 You can speak, Gerald.

01:19:00.000 It's okay.

01:19:01.000 He's sitting there.

01:19:01.000 He's walking around, and you're like, oh, oh, my God.

01:19:04.000 If I'm in your basement and a guy is in my basement, that's really trippy.

01:19:08.000 Aaron just said, Trump takes South Carolina.

01:19:10.000 Do you watch this show, Aaron?

01:19:12.000 We called that like 30 minutes ago.

01:19:15.000 Sorry, Clavin, you've walked into an absolute cluster screw, but I appreciate it.

01:19:20.000 I'm used to it.

01:19:23.000 Yeah, so what do you think?

01:19:27.000 I think if he doesn't win both North Carolina and Florida, we can mostly call it.

01:19:33.000 I think if he doesn't win Florida, it's over.

01:19:35.000 I think if he doesn't win North Carolina, he needs Michigan, at least, and everything else.

01:19:41.000 So, I think right now it comes down to that Tampa...

01:19:45.000 Like I said, many weeks, I think it comes down to that Tampa corridor.

01:19:49.000 That central kind of Florida.

01:19:51.000 And we'll see what happens there.

01:19:52.000 It doesn't look great for him.

01:19:53.000 But I still think he could. - So my question is this, that the election ends and let's, we will assume that Trump loses.

01:20:03.000 You know, just a couple of minutes ago, One second.

01:20:04.000 Trump, Tennessee.

01:20:07.000 Go ahead, Andrew.

01:20:08.000 Bring this up.

01:20:10.000 He's a big, big Trump supporter, and he just unleashed a tirade against the never-Trumpers, the guys who he said, not just people who, out of principle, couldn't support Donald Trump.

01:20:21.000 People who want to be on mainstream TV, especially, and based on Trump followers as bigots, you know, kind of picking up the left-wing line.

01:20:32.000 And he was basically not out looking for forgiveness.

01:20:34.000 He was not looking to have a period of grace.

01:20:37.000 What I want to know is in the aftermath of this, if Trump remains a power, which it looks like he will be, it looks like he's going to get power in the Republican Party.

01:20:43.000 Can the Republican Party ever be a majority again?

01:20:46.000 You know, is this it?

01:20:47.000 Are we still divided?

01:20:48.000 They're pretty much done with the idea of this party as it was.

01:20:53.000 I'll do my best to answer your question, considering you were speaking through a sandcastle bucket with the Internet connection.

01:20:58.000 It looks like you're going through a...

01:21:00.000 It was actually a sandcastle bucket.

01:21:02.000 It was a sandcastle bucket.

01:21:03.000 You're like, it's a fun night, they make a sandcastle and talk through it!

01:21:09.000 Ben actually gave me hope.

01:21:10.000 He said these wounds heal more quickly, more readily than people realize.

01:21:13.000 I hope so.

01:21:14.000 I think the worst thing that could happen from this election would be Hillary Clinton wins by not much. 1.00

01:21:20.000 Donald Trump drags it out and then turns that into a war between people who have a lot of common ground, meaning people who like Rubio, people who like Trump.

01:21:28.000 I think they need to get their eye on the prize for 2020.

01:21:30.000 And understand that this is not the end of the country.

01:21:33.000 I really don't think it is.

01:21:34.000 I've been saying this to people, like, you're a defeatist.

01:21:35.000 No, I've been trying to support him where I can.

01:21:37.000 But, you know, Trump is lucky in many of these states to get 18% of the Latino vote.

01:21:41.000 You know, 12% of the young vote under 35.

01:21:44.000 So my point, people, you know, we have Ann Coulter out there saying, we're never going to win the Latino vote.

01:21:48.000 I'm going, well, hold on a second.

01:21:49.000 Do you really think Republicans can't get 35%?

01:21:53.000 Do you think they can't get 40%?

01:21:54.000 Do you really think they can't get 30% of the under 35 vote?

01:21:59.000 We just need to do that.

01:22:00.000 So this idea that you need to win a demo, you don't.

01:22:03.000 You just need to mitigate the losses.

01:22:04.000 And I think that we're seeing a big transition, especially because it's been the establishment for so long, and we'll have it with Hillary.

01:22:10.000 I think it's very likely she'll get primary.

01:22:12.000 She's a one-term president.

01:22:13.000 She's so unlikable.

01:22:16.000 And so I think because she's so unlikable, people can coalesce around hating her. 0.91

01:22:21.000 You know, I have an agreement.

01:22:27.000 It's on both sides.

01:22:28.000 The left is saying triumphantly, we're not going to be a majority white country forever.

01:22:34.000 I don't care if it's a majority white country, I just care if it's a majority free country.

01:22:39.000 So my question We're barely hearing you.

01:22:44.000 Jared, can we hit him on a phone line?

01:22:46.000 Yeah, let's try that.

01:22:47.000 Let's hit you on the phone line, Andrew Clever, and just wrap up that question because I think it's an important one and I want to hear it.

01:22:52.000 Jared, do you have him in there?

01:22:54.000 Yeah, I'm going to.

01:22:54.000 His landline?

01:22:55.000 All right, let's call his landline.

01:22:56.000 Sorry, it'll be a phoner.

01:22:57.000 Let me see.

01:22:57.000 I've got this right up here.

01:22:58.000 Trump, South Carolina.

01:23:00.000 Clinton currently leading Michigan 50 to 44 percent, Casey told me.

01:23:05.000 But what does that include from Wayne and Kent County, Casey?

01:23:08.000 That's what matters most.

01:23:09.000 Wayne and Kent County.

01:23:11.000 Someone just said again, Nate, Nate, I love, just said, just said again, this is Trump, South Carolina.

01:23:20.000 We get it!

01:23:21.000 I think we're getting different places calling them at different times, different news sources.

01:23:25.000 Did you call Andrew Cleveland's landline?

01:23:26.000 Yeah, we're trying to get a hold of him.

01:23:27.000 Okay, we're trying to get a hold of him.

01:23:28.000 I think his question is a valid one, and Aaron is making sure to handle the tweets right now?

01:23:31.000 Yep.

01:23:31.000 Okay, good.

01:23:32.000 So I don't have to worry about the tweeting at all?

01:23:34.000 Nope.

01:23:34.000 What was that face looking at Gerald?

01:23:35.000 No, I was looking at the screen.

01:23:36.000 You were looking at Gerald, he did this?

01:23:37.000 No.

01:23:39.000 Screen.

01:23:40.000 So we've got the Twitter.

01:23:41.000 It's going well.

01:23:41.000 All right, let me look at the polls here.

01:23:42.000 We had a poll.

01:23:43.000 Do you think Donald Trump...

01:23:44.000 Look at the polls.

01:23:45.000 Do you think Donald Trump will win Florida?

01:23:48.000 In fact, the other way, it was tipping Texas Hillary for a second there, and now it's tipping back.

01:23:53.000 Will Trump win Florida?

01:23:58.000 Aaron, you smartass.

01:23:59.000 He just said, Trump is a Republican candidate.

01:24:01.000 Just looked it up.

01:24:03.000 2,200 votes.

01:24:04.000 42% say yes.

01:24:05.000 31% say no.

01:24:06.000 27% say blame the Jews.

01:24:08.000 So most people think Donald Trump's going to win Florida.

01:24:10.000 Let me look at AR15.com.

01:24:11.000 What do they think?

01:24:12.000 Do they think Donald Trump is going to win Florida?

01:24:14.000 Can we get Andrew Klavan or no?

01:24:15.000 He's not coming back.

01:24:16.000 All right.

01:24:17.000 Never mind then.

01:24:18.000 Nope.

01:24:19.000 We've got Hillary currently leading in Michigan, by the way. 1.00

01:24:26.000 Currently leading in Michigan.

01:24:27.000 Hey, Naki, text me what it is that you're looking at here, so I have it as well.

01:24:32.000 Oh, someone has bullet bourbon by a fireplace over there at AR15.com.

01:24:36.000 Very nice, very nice.

01:24:39.000 Someone's saying the Mug Club does not... 1.00

01:24:41.000 They're getting an air message kicking them out.

01:24:44.000 Hold on one second.

01:24:45.000 Let me make sure this is going right.

01:24:47.000 Gerald, take the microphone here and tell people what you think about Florida.

01:24:51.000 Tell people what I think about Florida.

01:24:52.000 No, Jared, send me the link.

01:24:53.000 There's a link.

01:24:54.000 A couple of people have said that the Mug Club, they're having a problem finding the student price.

01:24:59.000 We know about it.

01:24:59.000 Courtney's working on it right now with CRTV people to make sure that you guys can get in there and get the student discount.

01:25:04.000 So they're going to get that fixed for you guys.

01:25:06.000 Sorry, Evan, I know you tweeted or commented about that.

01:25:08.000 So if anybody else is having that problem, just hang on.

01:25:10.000 We'll get that fixed for you.

01:25:12.000 And then I'm hoping...

01:25:13.000 Every time you say South Carolina has been called, I'm hoping there's a second South Carolina that I've never known about that maybe is just a few miles offshore.

01:25:19.000 It's like South Carolina 2, and we pick up some electoral votes.

01:25:22.000 That'd be fantastic, but I don't think that that's the case, unfortunately.

01:25:27.000 Okay, hold on a second.

01:25:28.000 Keep talking.

01:25:29.000 Keep talking, because I'm trying to fix this mug club thing.

01:25:31.000 I love talking.

01:25:33.000 Mostly to you, Jared.

01:25:34.000 Mostly to me.

01:25:35.000 It's very nice, actually.

01:25:37.000 So I don't...

01:25:38.000 The way the numbers are looking right now, I've been watching Florida.

01:25:41.000 Jamie Dupree tweets out a lot of really interesting facts throughout the night about some of these things.

01:25:45.000 And some of the key counties are not looking all that great as far as comparing to Romney, right?

01:25:50.000 And how Romney did versus Obama.

01:25:52.000 And the Trump lead is narrowing.

01:25:55.000 In some places throughout Florida, and then in the places that really do matter, the Hillary lead is expanding greatly.

01:26:01.000 So, I don't know.

01:26:02.000 We kind of think it comes down to this.

01:26:04.000 This is kind of like D-Day.

01:26:05.000 If he doesn't win a combination, like you said, of that Florida-North Carolina, we think he's going to get Ohio, but then Michigan and Wisconsin, he's really got to take them on.

01:26:12.000 There's not a whole lot of margin for error.

01:26:14.000 For Florida, I'm seeing 87% in, and it's like a dead heat, 48.5% tide.

01:26:20.000 Yeah.

01:26:20.000 Dead heat, Florida.

01:26:22.000 Yeah.

01:26:22.000 People are saying he's picking up ground in Florida, he's picking up ground in Virginia.

01:26:25.000 So Clinton leads New Hampshire right now, 54 to 40.2.

01:26:31.000 Gosh.

01:26:32.000 All right.

01:26:33.000 So, you know, if I look at these states, though, Jared, I'm not seeing it.

01:26:38.000 This is what I have on my screen.

01:26:40.000 So I don't know what it is that you're telling me.

01:26:42.000 I don't know what this is.

01:26:44.000 If you're calling that president and states, that's what I'm looking at.

01:26:49.000 So we got that right now.

01:26:49.000 We got this live interactive map.

01:26:51.000 So Clinton leading in Michigan and Ohio. 0.97

01:26:53.000 That surprises me right now.

01:26:54.000 She's leading in Michigan and Ohio.

01:26:57.000 So it's 44 to 51.

01:27:01.000 Wait, hold on a second.

01:27:02.000 How is it 44 to 51?

01:27:04.000 Again, it kind of depends on which site is calling it.

01:27:08.000 Which race is here? 0.95

01:27:09.000 Okay.

01:27:10.000 Yeah, you get a lot of them.

01:27:11.000 I've got it at 68-48.

01:27:13.000 Delaware, Maryland, D.C. I've got her at 54-73.

01:27:19.000 Well, I also gave him Georgia.

01:27:22.000 So, okay.

01:27:23.000 Well, we're looking.

01:27:23.000 Most people seem to think he's going to win Florida.

01:27:24.000 Like we said, it could happen as he goes.

01:27:26.000 Now someone is...

01:27:27.000 Darren's saying he's leading Ohio 51-44.

01:27:29.000 This is not correct.

01:27:32.000 This is the kind of mayhem that I expected tonight.

01:27:34.000 No, right now I'm looking at the live results in Ohio.

01:27:36.000 52% Clinton, 45% Trump.

01:27:41.000 So a lot of these are too close to call, so we don't know yet.

01:27:44.000 We're going to call them as soon as they get in.

01:27:46.000 Help us, tweet us, let us know.

01:27:51.000 And let me know if your mug club sign-up is working.

01:27:56.000 This just in.

01:27:57.000 Let me take you to 2016 and our map here, and I'm going to show you Hernandez.

01:28:03.000 And that's all I can take again.

01:28:04.000 That's all I can take, Chuck Todd?

01:28:05.000 Yep, that's all I can take.

01:28:06.000 It looks like a caterpillar.

01:28:08.000 It looks like Huma's nether regions were just copy-pasted.

01:28:14.000 Like a caterpillar made with a pine cone?

01:28:16.000 Yeah.

01:28:17.000 No, not like a pine cone.

01:28:18.000 It looks like Huma's nether regions.

01:28:20.000 Hey, Gerald, can you fill us up here with some brew?

01:28:24.000 Is it time for a beer run?

01:28:25.000 No, because you're not contributing.

01:28:26.000 You're just sitting there.

01:28:27.000 No, I know.

01:28:28.000 I'm just waiting on the call, man.

01:28:29.000 I mean, I'm like the reliever in the bullpen just waiting to be called up.

01:28:32.000 Or out, I guess.

01:28:34.000 It's too soon for the bullpen to talk to me.

01:28:36.000 It's too soon.

01:28:37.000 I'm a Cleveland boy.

01:28:38.000 It's too soon.

01:28:38.000 Beer number 17, Stephen.

01:28:39.000 I told you 18 was your limit.

01:28:41.000 All right, buddy?

01:28:41.000 You get one more and that's it.

01:28:42.000 There we go.

01:28:43.000 Go ahead and get it going.

01:28:45.000 Clinton is overperforming in North Carolina.

01:28:46.000 That's a little upsetting.

01:28:50.000 A little bit upsetting.

01:28:51.000 Yep.

01:28:51.000 I've got her in the lead in North Carolina, Ohio, Michigan right now.

01:28:54.000 So, again, it's just all such a toss-up.

01:28:56.000 Well, Michigan, she's ahead by a lot.

01:28:58.000 So, it depends on which counties are coming in.

01:29:00.000 We don't know that yet.

01:29:02.000 Interesting thing, Wayne County, Kent County.

01:29:04.000 Kent County is Grand Rapids, Western Michigan.

01:29:05.000 We could guess the way some will swing.

01:29:08.000 Some of them are a little bit predictable.

01:29:10.000 The union members?

01:29:10.000 Yes.

01:29:11.000 Well, the union members, I said more UAW union members were going Trump than anywhere else.

01:29:15.000 I don't know.

01:29:16.000 I don't know if I believe that.

01:29:17.000 Tell them the story, Jared, so I'm not left here to do everything on the vine.

01:29:20.000 Tell them the story you were telling about the unions while I check something.

01:29:22.000 The unions, the fact that they get flyers in the mail almost every day.

01:29:26.000 You're talking not just your public sector, but even your private sector unions, your UAWs and whatnot.

01:29:32.000 They spend so much money, so much money on getting you pamphlets, material, literature every day telling you you're going to live in a box.

01:29:41.000 If you don't vote for Hillary Clinton.

01:29:42.000 Yeah.

01:29:43.000 So, it's kind of just, it's tough to win this.

01:29:45.000 That's why it's so tough to win that whole rust belt between Pennsylvania, even parts of Ohio, a lot of manufacturing, Michigan.

01:29:53.000 I'm making a point.

01:29:54.000 I'm getting very irritated.

01:29:55.000 I understand that.

01:29:57.000 When you bang the desk, it comes through on your microphone.

01:29:59.000 And it, more importantly, makes me want to strangle you.

01:30:01.000 That's fair.

01:30:05.000 Let's see here.

01:30:07.000 Updating, updating.

01:30:09.000 Yeah, everything's just on the brink of being called up.

01:30:11.000 Is the Mod Club working for people out there?

01:30:14.000 Is it working for people out there?

01:30:15.000 Tweet us.

01:30:16.000 Tweet us, at SCrowder.

01:30:17.000 It should be working, hopefully.

01:30:18.000 We have Anthony and Gavin.

01:30:20.000 Anthony and Gavin and Nick DiPaolo here coming up in a little bit.

01:30:24.000 There we go.

01:30:25.000 Gerald just got us some more beverages.

01:30:27.000 I appreciate that.

01:30:29.000 I'm trying to check this out here.

01:30:36.000 Oh, so there's a promo code for students, we should have said.

01:30:38.000 The promo code if you're a student is type in student for the Mug Club right now.

01:30:42.000 That should be easy to remember.

01:30:43.000 Even for college students.

01:30:45.000 Keep talking while I get this.

01:30:46.000 $69 per year gets you the mug, gets you all the content, and stay tuned for the beginning of the year because there will be some monthly options available.

01:30:57.000 But you won't get the mug, and you want the mug.

01:31:00.000 The mug is really freaking cool.

01:31:02.000 It's a cool mug.

01:31:05.000 Yeah, $69 per year.

01:31:06.000 Code student.

01:31:08.000 I can go ahead and bring this graphic back up again so everyone can see what we're talking about.

01:31:12.000 Sorry, I'm getting this up.

01:31:14.000 Yep.

01:31:14.000 So there you go.

01:31:15.000 And also, by the way, I believe it applies to vets, and they're going to have some more discounts.

01:31:18.000 So if you join at the full price, $99 a year, that's still $7 a month.

01:31:22.000 And you're a vet, you can just send an email, call the customer service line, tell them, and they will fix your account.

01:31:27.000 Or if you join tonight and you're a student...

01:31:29.000 Or if you want to, for example, get it for someone else who's a student, you know, it makes a great Christmas gift, type in student and they'll just ask for an EDU address afterward.

01:31:38.000 They'll verify it with a valid EDU address.

01:31:41.000 So, no, Aaron, Trump will not take Pennsylvania.

01:31:45.000 It's too early to call this stuff.

01:31:47.000 Just because he's up 80 to 17, it means one district came in.

01:31:53.000 Gerald is laughing.

01:31:55.000 All right.

01:31:58.000 I don't think Trump takes Pennsylvania.

01:32:00.000 That's one I don't know why.

01:32:00.000 I think he has a better chance at Michigan than Pennsylvania, honestly.

01:32:03.000 I think Pennsylvania is this carrot that they dangle out, and Republicans haven't won Pennsylvania since, I think, Reagan.

01:32:11.000 And before that, it still was never a state.

01:32:14.000 Gerald, do you have any input, anything to add here, other than sitting on your ass? 0.62

01:32:17.000 I was just going to say I agree.

01:32:20.000 And I think that I didn't get enough credit for bringing the beers.

01:32:23.000 I really don't.

01:32:24.000 No, but it was a little tepid.

01:32:25.000 I will say...

01:32:26.000 What?

01:32:26.000 I didn't even bring you one, so what do you mean?

01:32:28.000 Okay, this is my old beer, then.

01:32:30.000 That's why it's tepid.

01:32:31.000 I can't be blamed for these types of things.

01:32:33.000 That explains a lot.

01:32:34.000 Yeah.

01:32:34.000 I don't think he's going to win Pennsylvania.

01:32:36.000 And like you said, if he's up by any significant margin in that state, it's only because six or seven people's votes have been counted.

01:32:42.000 That's why you get awkward percentages.

01:32:43.000 But last time I checked the Ladder with Crowder poll, by the way, in Florida, I think it was the juice.

01:32:49.000 Wow.

01:32:50.000 Well, it said it.

01:32:51.000 I mean, I don't know.

01:32:52.000 And that was a significant number of people responding to the poll.

01:32:55.000 Yeah.

01:32:55.000 So, you know, that's not just a small sample there, which is fantastic.

01:33:00.000 And now I think you understand why there's like 75 people at these networks trying to cover this election stuff.

01:33:05.000 There's so many different stories coming out.

01:33:07.000 And until we get real election results as we go and as we call these states, you're going to see people tweeting out, oh my gosh, it's close in this state.

01:33:14.000 We didn't think it was going to be, and it's really not.

01:33:16.000 Yeah.

01:33:17.000 There's going to be a lot of false starts.

01:33:18.000 Yeah, we don't want to preemptively call any states.

01:33:19.000 Right.

01:33:20.000 So, we're looking at this.

01:33:21.000 Don't preemptively call states because there's 3% of the vote in.

01:33:25.000 Exactly.

01:33:25.000 Pennsylvania has 51 votes and 239.

01:33:30.000 Don't delude yourself either.

01:33:31.000 Why would you do that?

01:33:32.000 People on the thread on my team are doing it.

01:33:33.000 Just stop screwing with us because we're doing a live broadcast, seriously, and don't actually preemptively call stuff that we don't know because it just gives me more work to have to go research and see that you're...

01:33:41.000 And then I have to go get more beers.

01:33:43.000 And eventually we run out.

01:33:44.000 And you know what happens when that happens?

01:33:45.000 Yeah.

01:33:46.000 I get thrown out of a window.

01:33:47.000 Florida, by the way, Trump's up 49-48 now.

01:33:49.000 So it looks like he's pulling ahead in Florida a little bit.

01:33:52.000 Florida's close.

01:33:53.000 Florida's really close.

01:33:54.000 North Carolina's not even close.

01:33:58.000 Virginia, there's not enough of the votes.

01:34:00.000 I'm surprised that at this point she's that far ahead in Ohio.

01:34:03.000 I wonder which...

01:34:04.000 You're an Ohio boy, Jared.

01:34:05.000 What do you think that means?

01:34:06.000 Do you think that means that...

01:34:07.000 What cities in Ohio would be more...

01:34:08.000 Obviously rural areas, but would any of the big cities in Ohio?

01:34:10.000 Because you've got Columbus, Dayton, Cincinnati.

01:34:14.000 Columbus is incredibly liberal.

01:34:15.000 Cleveland.

01:34:16.000 Cleveland will lean liberal, but I think you're going to find probably more Trump in Cleveland.

01:34:21.000 Um...

01:34:23.000 But there's a lot of rural areas in Ohio, so if those people come out strong, it could be enough to make it competitive.

01:34:34.000 She's killing it in Cuyahoga County. 0.98

01:34:35.000 Plus she has LeBron James, so there's that.

01:34:41.000 There is that.

01:34:42.000 She campaigned with LeBron James.

01:34:44.000 You know what I think is...

01:34:45.000 I don't downplay that, because he is the most influential person in sports.

01:34:48.000 So that was smart on her to do, but...

01:34:53.000 Between that and not getting Kasich's full-on endorsement, that could hurt Trump a little bit, I think.

01:34:57.000 Yeah, Aaron out there, Jared, fix the card, because the card doesn't work.

01:35:00.000 Okay, we'll take a look.

01:35:01.000 The mug club thing.

01:35:01.000 So, Courtney, Casey, Aaron, get the mug club featured on the homepage of ladderwithcrowder.com, please, and get the card working to send it to there.

01:35:07.000 Please.

01:35:08.000 Thank you very much.

01:35:10.000 Promo code STUDENT. STUDENT is the promo code.

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01:35:14.000 Let's get microphones working and the mug club working. 1.00

01:35:17.000 We're looking here at live results.

01:35:18.000 We have Anthony Cumia and Gavin and Nick DiPaolo.

01:35:21.000 I don't know if they'll all be on at the same time.

01:35:23.000 We'll be crossing streams, which could create a rip.

01:35:25.000 And the space-time continuum.

01:35:26.000 You know, in Ghostbusters, you're not supposed to cross the streams.

01:35:29.000 I don't know why we keep crossing streams here talking about doing it.

01:35:31.000 It's very unsafe.

01:35:32.000 I mean, until the very end, and we know when they had to.

01:35:36.000 Yes, this is absolutely true.

01:35:38.000 Nothing changing on the map right now.

01:35:40.000 Looking at AR15.com, seeing what people are saying, what they have to say about the election.

01:35:46.000 They think he's going to win Florida.

01:35:48.000 Someone saying, oh, you're in Texas.

01:35:50.000 It's closed Florida, but with 73%.

01:35:52.000 Trump is down by...

01:35:53.000 No, that's wrong.

01:35:54.000 That was a half hour ago.

01:35:57.000 So hopefully these people get their stuff together and get your...

01:35:59.000 Get your stuff together!

01:36:02.000 A good amount of Florida in.

01:36:04.000 Good amount of Florida in.

01:36:06.000 So Trump is ahead with a good amount of Florida in.

01:36:12.000 He's got to get it.

01:36:13.000 He really does.

01:36:14.000 He absolutely has to get it.

01:36:16.000 The rest of this map almost becomes inconsequential because of the way that the polls looked going into the election night.

01:36:21.000 If he doesn't take Florida.

01:36:24.000 So if you guys have beers and very high alcohol, like the 18% beer you made me order yesterday, if you've got those on tap and he loses Florida, it's time to crack them.

01:36:33.000 Estimated 91% in in Florida.

01:36:36.000 And Trump is ahead by, gosh, he's ahead by under 100,000 votes.

01:36:45.000 This is crazy.

01:36:46.000 Florida's really tight.

01:36:48.000 We ought to find out what that automatic recount threshold is.

01:36:52.000 It's usually pretty low.

01:36:53.000 Well, if it's Al Gore, it's two million.

01:36:55.000 There's no dimpled chads and hanging chads and pregnant chads, are there? 1.00

01:36:58.000 I don't know how Chad got so involved last time, but...

01:37:01.000 It's a very, very bad situation otherwise.

01:37:03.000 All right.

01:37:04.000 Just bad machines.

01:37:04.000 So we're still waiting to call in Florida.

01:37:05.000 AR15.com they're talking about.

01:37:07.000 I'm calling Trump for Florida because reasons.

01:37:12.000 Just a bullet.

01:37:13.000 Someone's drinking bullet whiskey.

01:37:14.000 Thank you very much.

01:37:15.000 People are saying they enjoy it.

01:37:16.000 I hated you before, but I enjoyed the election coverage tonight.

01:37:19.000 Well, thank you.

01:37:20.000 Posted by America is the person.

01:37:22.000 He just has the handle America.

01:37:25.000 America!

01:37:26.000 All right, Jared, let's get the Kumeya broadcast on.

01:37:29.000 Yep.

01:37:30.000 And let's see how this...

01:37:33.000 Do you have Alabama for Trump yet?

01:37:35.000 Did you get the card fixed, Jared?

01:37:36.000 I think it's updating, but it should be working here soon.

01:37:40.000 All right, we're going to get Anthony Kumeya, Gavin on, or Nick DiPaolo here in just one second.

01:37:48.000 Sorry, we're doing everything.

01:37:49.000 We don't have the Lester Holt budget.

01:37:52.000 Or the Brian Williams budget.

01:37:53.000 Williams budget.

01:37:55.000 Bringing on Anthony Cumia.

01:38:01.000 Tweeting this out.

01:38:06.000 We got him?

01:38:07.000 We got him.

01:38:08.000 All right, hold on one second.

01:38:08.000 Hold on one second.

01:38:09.000 Don't bring him on yet.

01:38:09.000 Don't let me bring him on yet.

01:38:10.000 Let me get out the card and tell me who's there, just so I can know before I see.

01:38:15.000 Oh, we got Anthony, we got Nick, and two other gentlemen I'm not familiar with.

01:38:18.000 One is wearing a woman's wig.

01:38:21.000 Okay, well, hold on.

01:38:21.000 Let me...

01:38:22.000 So there's that.

01:38:23.000 Let me get this out there, so...

01:38:25.000 Anthony, Nick, and you guys are there?

01:38:28.000 Cunt College is up there. 0.94

01:38:30.000 My sister went to Cunt College. 0.66

01:38:33.000 Oh, did she?

01:38:34.000 She got a free ride at Cunt College. 0.99

01:38:38.000 Who's that in the wig? 0.99

01:38:40.000 She returned punts for Cunt U. I don't know if they can hear you yet. 1.00

01:38:54.000 Can you guys hear me?

01:38:55.000 Have I been put into this program yet?

01:38:57.000 And it all comes from the Civil War still.

01:39:00.000 They're still fighting that battle.

01:39:03.000 Remember that?

01:39:05.000 We're not in their feed yet.

01:39:07.000 We're not in their feed yet.

01:39:07.000 This is a disaster tonight.

01:39:09.000 This is a disaster.

01:39:10.000 I don't know what people are thinking.

01:39:11.000 Talk with their producer and then bring me in when they know that we're coming on.

01:39:15.000 But they were talking about something with the university, I believe.

01:39:18.000 Something in the land of higher education.

01:39:22.000 So, I'm not entirely sure.

01:39:24.000 They're looking at Florida getting ready.

01:39:25.000 They're looking at calling it now?

01:39:27.000 Getting close.

01:39:29.000 91% is in.

01:39:30.000 Not yet, 91% is in.

01:39:32.000 Can you hear me, dude?

01:39:33.000 We can hear you on the program, so just put us right through to the program, Mr.

01:39:37.000 Producer.

01:39:37.000 That's why we scheduled this several days in advance.

01:39:39.000 Everyone's listening to you.

01:39:40.000 Say hi to people on the air.

01:39:42.000 How's it going, world?

01:39:43.000 Good job.

01:39:44.000 Good, thanks.

01:39:45.000 And let's cross the streams and let's create a wormhole.

01:39:50.000 What happened?

01:39:50.000 Oh, oh, where?

01:39:52.000 What?

01:39:54.000 There we go.

01:39:54.000 Oh, there he is.

01:39:55.000 There you are.

01:39:56.000 All right.

01:39:57.000 David Crowder.

01:39:58.000 We need, maybe the monitor in here isn't turned up.

01:40:01.000 Hold on, Stephen.

01:40:02.000 We'll get you.

01:40:03.000 Press the button.

01:40:04.000 Press the button.

01:40:05.000 Someone needs to get rid of that producer there. 0.99

01:40:07.000 He was talking.

01:40:08.000 Who's the guy in the wig?

01:40:09.000 I can't tell.

01:40:10.000 The guy.

01:40:11.000 Excuse me, Stephen.

01:40:13.000 Excuse me.

01:40:14.000 It's Megyn Kelly.

01:40:15.000 Hillary Clinton is here this evening helping us out.

01:40:18.000 Oh, okay.

01:40:19.000 Well, I will say that's horrifying on just a multitude of levels.

01:40:24.000 It is quite horrifying, Stephen.

01:40:26.000 What are your thoughts early on here, some of these states coming in?

01:40:30.000 Any surprises?

01:40:32.000 No.

01:40:33.000 No surprises yet.

01:40:35.000 You know, we're waiting.

01:40:36.000 Obviously, it's a nail-biter with Florida, because if Donald Trump loses Florida, it's over.

01:40:39.000 I'm surprised as to how she is over-performing in North Carolina, given the low black vote. 1.00

01:40:44.000 I just thought they hated her.

01:40:46.000 So, this is surprising me.

01:40:48.000 What do you guys think?

01:40:48.000 In your gut over there at the compound media, who do you think wins?

01:40:52.000 It's called cheating.

01:40:54.000 Nick DiPaolo says it's called cheating.

01:40:57.000 I... I don't have any faith, but I never do.

01:41:02.000 Whenever I'm involved in a contest, I always assume my team is going to lose.

01:41:07.000 And this is no different.

01:41:09.000 I remember the Romney-Obama thing.

01:41:11.000 Early on, Romney started taking those shitty little states that give you a couple of votes, and then California and New York kick in, and you go, oh, that's right.

01:41:25.000 We get screwed every time.

01:41:29.000 I think we're going to be gravely disappointed again.

01:41:32.000 Well, I think those New York values that all of you guys love to act, you were outraged about with Ted Cruz, came back to bite you in the ass.

01:41:39.000 So I think that's...

01:41:40.000 Believe me.

01:41:40.000 Stephen, it's not me.

01:41:42.000 That was one thing that was so silly.

01:41:44.000 Remember when Trump was like, stop and insult the New York values.

01:41:46.000 Like, what?

01:41:48.000 They're crap.

01:41:49.000 You shouldn't insult New York values yourself.

01:41:50.000 There's no way they're voting for you.

01:41:51.000 They're horrible values.

01:41:53.000 But it's the way you know how it works.

01:41:55.000 The Democrats ship in these voters...

01:41:57.000 They package them as voters.

01:42:00.000 They put them in certain areas of the state so they know that no matter what the rest of the state does, their little machines that they put in a place will do the job and elect them.

01:42:12.000 That's Well, it used to be, yeah, you know, it's obviously they ship them in.

01:42:16.000 They put a few trannies in public stalls and make sure they pull the lever for them. 1.00

01:42:19.000 It's just the constant buying of votes now.

01:42:22.000 That's what it is.

01:42:23.000 It's like any lowest common denominator voter we can get.

01:42:25.000 So I do think this whole election has a much less educated electorate than any in previous years.

01:42:31.000 It is remarkable how uninformed people are, which is crazy with social media.

01:42:35.000 You probably noticed this, Anthony.

01:42:37.000 You'd think you'd get more info out to them, but they end up getting less because of all the clickbait crap.

01:42:41.000 Like today, someone said, oh, Trump.

01:42:43.000 Someone already called Pennsylvania for Trump on Twitter.

01:42:45.000 And we're like, no, that's not true.

01:42:46.000 Didn't even.

01:42:47.000 Yeah, it hadn't even closed yet.

01:42:49.000 Or I just don't.

01:42:51.000 We were talking about this earlier, too.

01:42:53.000 They're not.

01:42:54.000 The Democrats have a bunch of their voting base that is not educated.

01:42:59.000 They do not research.

01:43:01.000 You mean felons?

01:43:02.000 Don't fucking book felons, illegal immigrants, 22-year-old girls in college don't have their kids together politically. 1.00

01:43:10.000 Syrian refugees.

01:43:12.000 I've never seen Nick so serious.

01:43:14.000 He looks like he's about to swallow a knife.

01:43:17.000 Nick is...

01:43:19.000 Look at him!

01:43:20.000 Look at him!

01:43:20.000 And it's worse because he's lost weight, so he's not like the jolly fat guy.

01:43:25.000 Who?

01:43:25.000 What the fuck are you saying, you fucking...

01:43:28.000 So you lost so much weight.

01:43:29.000 Now you look like an angry CIA agent, as opposed to like...

01:43:33.000 I've been here since fucking noon.

01:43:34.000 Give me a fucking break, will you?

01:43:36.000 Well, you've been here since noon, and it doesn't look like it's turning out well tonight.

01:43:38.000 But look at you.

01:43:39.000 You have lost weight.

01:43:40.000 I thought you stopped doing the P90X last time we talked.

01:43:42.000 You said your knees were like Jiffy Pop.

01:43:45.000 What is all this about weight?

01:43:48.000 Who cares about the weight?

01:43:50.000 I don't know.

01:43:51.000 I'm sitting next to the governor of fucking Alabama in 1963.

01:43:56.000 We need your vote.

01:43:57.000 This guy didn't want black kids to go to school as white kids.

01:44:00.000 He does.

01:44:00.000 He looks like every racist lawyer in the courtroom drama.

01:44:04.000 There won't be no color marrying a white woman! 1.00

01:44:08.000 We're going to divide the buses in half.

01:44:10.000 When they said a lot about, to get back to what we're talking about, Donald Trump being racist and all that, and they're like, oh, he said all Mexicans were racist.

01:44:19.000 I don't think he said all Mexicans were rapists, excuse me.

01:44:23.000 He didn't say all Mexicans were rapists.

01:44:25.000 And even if you, look, some of my best friends happen to be rapists.

01:44:30.000 So that helps.

01:44:31.000 Well, one of them is Donald Trump.

01:44:33.000 I mean, like, maybe he should have come out for the rapists.

01:44:36.000 Well, we'll say almost all Mexicans are racist. 1.00

01:44:39.000 They really are an unbelievably racist bunch.

01:44:41.000 Mexicans in the South, they're not shy about it at all.

01:44:46.000 I've never hung out with them.

01:44:48.000 That's because you're racist, so that's the problem.

01:44:50.000 We're not bridging the divide.

01:44:52.000 Got about that.

01:44:53.000 They're not all racist.

01:44:54.000 It's just the ones that are going to build a wall.

01:44:55.000 Yeah, though...

01:44:59.000 Yeah, what are you looking at in the next 20 minutes or so?

01:45:04.000 We got 9 o'clock coming up.

01:45:07.000 Now, what states are...

01:45:08.000 Shelby just won the Alabama Senate and Todd Young won Indy.

01:45:12.000 So I know no one cares, but I don't know.

01:45:13.000 I just lost 10 grand on Shelby.

01:45:17.000 Well, I don't think there's any winner in this.

01:45:20.000 So did all of you just go in and just, what did you do?

01:45:22.000 Vote straight Republican ticket?

01:45:24.000 That's what I did.

01:45:24.000 Yeah, I did a few of those tax people that don't like taxes.

01:45:28.000 I drew a swastika on mine before I did it.

01:45:32.000 Now, don't you think that Florida being this close between Clinton and Trump, that it has to be disputed at this late in the game?

01:45:41.000 We're looking at over 90-something percent.

01:45:45.000 Gosh, I hope not.

01:45:46.000 The Al Gore look won't do well for Trump.

01:45:50.000 So I think he might win.

01:45:51.000 I think he might win Florida looking at these numbers because the panhandle comes in later.

01:45:55.000 So that actually favors him.

01:45:56.000 Oh, is that it?

01:45:58.000 Yeah.

01:45:58.000 Very crackery.

01:46:00.000 Of all the...

01:46:01.000 Gay Miami Beach people voted already?

01:46:04.000 Is that it?

01:46:05.000 Those people?

01:46:08.000 Let's go to Paul's nightclub and celebrate!

01:46:13.000 Well, you know, the thing is, Cubans actually aren't big fans of Trump, which is very new.

01:46:18.000 They're typically very Republican.

01:46:19.000 So, for whatever reason, Trump pissed off the Cubans, and I think that's why it's made it closer. 0.54

01:46:23.000 You know what that is, Stephen?

01:46:24.000 At least I heard on the radio.

01:46:25.000 It's the younger Cubans. 1.00

01:46:26.000 They don't vote like their parents. 0.78

01:46:28.000 Is that it?

01:46:29.000 They get caught up in the liberal shit.

01:46:31.000 Of course, because we're a media-driven society.

01:46:34.000 Young people fucking soak this shit in. 1.00

01:46:36.000 That's where they learn that.

01:46:37.000 Obama opened it up to go to Cuba, too, and Trump said he would close that back off.

01:46:41.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:46:42.000 Well, their parents came over here on floating chairs, and then the kids are going to Ivy League schools where they're teaching them about privilege, so it's a real generational gap.

01:46:50.000 I've never met a Cuban...

01:46:52.000 My horse and carriage is for hire, senora, for just as long as you desire, senorita.

01:46:59.000 We're gonna run, forget the mañana, and come to Havana with me.

01:47:04.000 This is what the end of the world looks like.

01:47:06.000 This is what the end of the world looks like.

01:47:07.000 We go to Cuba!

01:47:09.000 Doesn't any of the kids remember Ricky?

01:47:11.000 You look like McConaughey in Dallas.

01:47:15.000 Dallas Buyers Club?

01:47:17.000 Yes.

01:47:18.000 And the guy in Hillary looks like Jared Leto.

01:47:21.000 That was the worst film, Dallas Buyers Club.

01:47:24.000 I had it.

01:47:24.000 I get the screeners.

01:47:25.000 You guys probably do because you're in the union.

01:47:26.000 I was like, oh, it's just a guy dying slowly of AIDS and Jared Leto also dying slowly of AIDS. And I watched it for two hours.

01:47:33.000 And you didn't like that?

01:47:34.000 I wasn't a huge fan.

01:47:35.000 I couldn't watch 12 Years a Slave either.

01:47:37.000 Those were the same year.

01:47:39.000 What did you see there?

01:47:41.000 I thought you were the counties was coming out.

01:47:42.000 Trump was way on top in Florida.

01:47:45.000 It just looked like a big advance there.

01:47:47.000 Oh, in Hillbilly County.

01:47:49.000 That'd be good.

01:47:51.000 I'm looking here.

01:47:52.000 I think it was Meth County, Florida.

01:47:54.000 With Shitkicker County.

01:47:55.000 Yeah!

01:47:56.000 Shitkicker County.

01:47:57.000 Oh, shit.

01:47:58.000 Isn't it amazing that we put such our beliefs in Florida and every day there's news that says, Florida man does this.

01:48:09.000 Yeah, I guess.

01:48:09.000 Rape's an obligator.

01:48:10.000 Rape's an obligator. 1.00

01:48:10.000 It's horrible. 1.00

01:48:11.000 And we are sitting here hoping they figure it out.

01:48:15.000 It's fucking Florida.

01:48:17.000 It is.

01:48:18.000 I don't know.

01:48:18.000 I hate that Florida and Ohio determine the fate of our country.

01:48:22.000 It's hard to vote and you're on bath salts.

01:48:26.000 Chewing a man's face off.

01:48:28.000 And then head on into the voting booth.

01:48:29.000 Free flocca for everyone.

01:48:32.000 Did you hear about some of the Scantrons not working there in Pennsylvania?

01:48:35.000 Have you heard about that?

01:48:36.000 Yeah, that's because of the Amish. 0.60

01:48:38.000 They built a bunch.

01:48:39.000 Is that it?

01:48:40.000 They're made out of fine wood.

01:48:42.000 It's just a wood going into a peg.

01:48:45.000 They make those eaters for your house. 1.00

01:48:48.000 Listen, hopefully you guys have a good evening.

01:48:49.000 We're going to have to bring on our favorite resident gay, Dave Rubin, here soon, and we'll check in with you guys later.

01:48:55.000 Thanks for checking in.

01:48:58.000 Where's Gavin?

01:48:59.000 Is Gavin there later?

01:49:00.000 Yeah, Gavin is at some gay bar.

01:49:04.000 I believe it's called a gay bar.

01:49:06.000 Okay.

01:49:07.000 I don't know where he is, but they're doing that.

01:49:11.000 They're doing a thing called beard rubbing, where the men just do that.

01:49:16.000 It's docking for the face.

01:49:18.000 Yes, well, it sounds very much like Gavin would do.

01:49:21.000 At least he drew his beard back in time.

01:49:22.000 That would have been awkward only about four weeks ago.

01:49:24.000 The man has no chin whatsoever.

01:49:25.000 It's terrible.

01:49:26.000 Well, it's defined by the hairline.

01:49:28.000 Anthony Cumia, Nick DiPaolo, a guy who's Hillary and an old racist lawyer.

01:49:32.000 Thank you very much.

01:49:33.000 We must go.

01:49:33.000 Thank you.

01:49:34.000 Take care, you guys.

01:49:37.000 Hey, bring up CNN or bring up a network.

01:49:39.000 People are saying bring up a network to compare it, so let's bring it up as a split screen a little more often.

01:49:42.000 Let's see what they're doing over there at CNN tonight.

01:49:45.000 This is at NBC here.

01:49:46.000 Both the Democrats that I've talked to and the Republicans that I've talked to, they're talking about long lines.

01:49:50.000 I just talked to the Delaware County chair of the Democratic Party who thinks that they're going to be counting votes here for a long time after the official poll closing.

01:49:58.000 So polls closed here at 8 o'clock, but they think they're What do you guys want to say, Gerald?

01:50:02.000 They called it for Chris, right?

01:50:04.000 So we've got two Senate races.

01:50:05.000 Evan Bayh is the guy that got beat in Indiana, so that's a big deal.

01:50:08.000 The Democrats courted him, tried to get him back in there, and that didn't work out so well.

01:50:11.000 And then we're also projected to keep the House of Representatives.

01:50:15.000 Not a bad night?

01:50:16.000 No, that's not a bad night.

01:50:17.000 There's some good, momentous things.

01:50:19.000 Ooh, wow.

01:50:20.000 Looks like Clinton got Rhode Island.

01:50:22.000 From what I see, it looks like Clinton won a round.

01:50:25.000 What are you thinking about there?

01:50:26.000 Jill Stein is up 70%.

01:50:29.000 Sorry,.7.

01:50:32.000 Wait a minute, that's a lot less.

01:50:34.000 Jill Stein tonight is going, Harambe!

01:50:38.000 We will always remember Harambe!

01:50:41.000 And only her chest is hairier.

01:50:42.000 I saw a meme today saying, you know, Ohio's a swing state.

01:50:46.000 This is the state that has been tweeting Harambe memes for months and months now.

01:50:49.000 Well, bring up another network compared to commercial.

01:50:50.000 That way we can have the best of the networks.

01:50:52.000 Bring it up so people can see, because we have our map and nothing's being called.

01:50:55.000 Florida's so close.

01:50:56.000 You guys think Florida goes Trump now?

01:50:58.000 I think it does.

01:50:58.000 I think I just saw some information.

01:51:00.000 His lead's about 100,000.

01:51:01.000 He only needs to do decent, not great, in South, South Florida to be able to take it.

01:51:06.000 It's what I'm hearing right now.

01:51:07.000 Okay.

01:51:08.000 Do you have Alabama on your map called for Trump?

01:51:10.000 Just making sure.

01:51:11.000 Let me see here.

01:51:12.000 Do I have Alabama? 1.00

01:51:13.000 Not Gay Jared. 1.00

01:51:14.000 I do not have Alabama called for Trump.

01:51:17.000 Alabama is Trump.

01:51:18.000 So Alabama is Trump.

01:51:19.000 He's got up.

01:51:20.000 He's 82.

01:51:21.000 Donald Trump is at Alabama.

01:51:22.000 Yeah.

01:51:22.000 If you're playing, you know, the Connect Four game on this map, I think Trump just won the Connect Four game because of the states lining up right in a row, sort of.

01:51:30.000 Good point.

01:51:31.000 Good point.

01:51:31.000 All right, Florida.

01:51:32.000 What do we have in Florida?

01:51:33.000 This is huge.

01:51:34.000 49 to 48 percent with a majority of the vote coming in.

01:51:37.000 He's a little over 100,000 higher.

01:51:40.000 In Florida.

01:51:40.000 They're over 90% of the vote, I believe, right now.

01:51:43.000 Okay.

01:51:43.000 Which is...

01:51:44.000 But that being said, we have seen switches.

01:51:46.000 Why does Florida do this to us?

01:51:47.000 It seems like every time it comes down to Florida, it's just like this slow roll.

01:51:51.000 Like, they know they're on the news, and so they just count slowly.

01:51:54.000 It's true.

01:51:54.000 They just milk it for everything it's worth.

01:51:56.000 Oh, North Carolina's a lot closer.

01:51:58.000 50-48.

01:51:58.000 Really?

01:51:58.000 For those who don't know.

01:51:59.000 50-48, 1.4 million for Hillary, 1.3 million for Donald Trump. 0.57

01:52:03.000 So that's a lot closer than it was before.

01:52:04.000 She was overperforming.

01:52:06.000 Colorado, nothing.

01:52:06.000 They're still waking up from the news.

01:52:08.000 They're still getting high.

01:52:08.000 Yeah.

01:52:09.000 It's...

01:52:09.000 Ohio has Clinton had 2%, which really surprises me.

01:52:14.000 That really surprises me.

01:52:17.000 Honestly, the most surprising thing is to see her that far ahead of Ohio.

01:52:19.000 I mean, I know not all the votes are in, but I really thought Trump was going to be pretty easy.

01:52:23.000 I thought a five-point spread in Ohio.

01:52:25.000 So that is something that is a little more surprising to me.

01:52:28.000 Let's get up a stream here and not get Jared.

01:52:30.000 Yeah, we've got an ad going right now.

01:52:32.000 I think I'm actually seeing a CNN one on the old YouTube.

01:52:37.000 So we've got NBC or sometimes ABC pops up.

01:52:39.000 You can make fun of both equally.

01:52:41.000 I mean, that's the great part about it.

01:52:42.000 NBC is pretty rough.

01:52:43.000 It is bad.

01:52:44.000 There's plenty to talk about there.

01:52:47.000 Thank you.

01:52:47.000 Let's see how many we got coming in Florida here right now.

01:52:50.000 I'm still seeing 91% is in.

01:52:52.000 Yeah, and he's about 100,000 ahead.

01:52:54.000 Yep.

01:52:54.000 It's so tight there.

01:52:56.000 So many people being made to look like fools and idiots tonight with all these things coming in.

01:52:59.000 I think that's what you and I said was going to happen, Stephen, that no matter what, there's probably some craziness going to go on.

01:53:05.000 We're going to scratch our heads.

01:53:06.000 It's projected to defeat Republican Patrick Murphy.

01:53:09.000 Who is this?

01:53:10.000 I thought he was talking for a second there.

01:53:11.000 NBC is now calling Rubio.

01:53:13.000 They just called Rubio one again.

01:53:15.000 It's like the second South Carolina win we did.

01:53:17.000 Oh, there's Lester Holt.

01:53:19.000 That's just a bizarre looking dude, Lester Holt.

01:53:22.000 You sit there and you go, what is going on with that guy?

01:53:26.000 Who is he?

01:53:27.000 No one knows.

01:53:28.000 How did he get that job?

01:53:30.000 No one knows.

01:53:31.000 Looking good in Virginia there.

01:53:32.000 Yeah.

01:53:33.000 Chuck Todd.

01:53:34.000 Gosh, that face.

01:53:35.000 He looks like Arthur's dad.

01:53:39.000 Some people are saying, get a split, and then some people are saying, please, I beg you, no more mainstream media.

01:53:45.000 Yes.

01:53:46.000 Well, what do you want us to do?

01:53:47.000 Come here precisely to avoid that.

01:53:49.000 He can't please everybody.

01:53:50.000 Someone tweeted me, Ty will in all, Canadian whiskey is rye whiskey.

01:53:53.000 You can't like one but not the other.

01:53:54.000 That's actually incorrect, Ty.

01:53:56.000 Canadian whiskey is not rye whiskey.

01:53:58.000 Canadian whiskey just has to have rye in it.

01:54:00.000 It could be anywhere from 2% to 100%.

01:54:02.000 So most of it is crap.

01:54:04.000 And I'm Canadian.

01:54:04.000 You know where else you can learn a lot of things like that?

01:54:06.000 Good facts?

01:54:08.000 Our daily show.

01:54:09.000 Daily show.

01:54:09.000 We haven't talked about it in a while.

01:54:10.000 That's a lauderwithcrowder.com slash mug club.

01:54:12.000 Yep.

01:54:13.000 Lauderwithcrowder is going daily.

01:54:14.000 For those who don't know, we're between states right now.

01:54:16.000 Lauderwithcrowder is going daily.

01:54:17.000 Mark Stein, Mark Levin, Michelle Malkin.

01:54:19.000 Enter in the promo code STUDENT for $69 per year.

01:54:23.000 You didn't change that there.

01:54:24.000 You have $70 per year.

01:54:25.000 You don't have $69 per year.

01:54:27.000 We'll fix that.

01:54:27.000 $60 per year.

01:54:28.000 $69 per year for students.

01:54:30.000 That's less than $6 a month.

01:54:31.000 And you get Daily Crowder, Jared's show, that hopefully will...

01:54:35.000 Won't have the technical errors that he so glaringly allows to happen on my program.

01:54:39.000 And all of those are the programs.

01:54:41.000 So there you go.

01:54:41.000 Let us take hell.

01:54:43.000 Take hell to the leftist media right now.

01:54:45.000 Some people are having trouble with signing up.

01:54:49.000 Mug Club subscription looks like an overloaded server.

01:54:52.000 Which is good.

01:54:53.000 That's fantastic.

01:54:54.000 That's fantastic.

01:54:55.000 Some people are trying to sign up, but, um...

01:54:57.000 Well, unless they're being hacked by Legion guys.

01:54:59.000 Let me do this.

01:55:01.000 You, Gerald, you're good?

01:55:02.000 Come in, take a seat in my chair right now.

01:55:04.000 Sure.

01:55:04.000 Come in, take a seat, and really, you guys carry it.

01:55:05.000 I will be right back, because I have to make a call and make sure that we fix our servers.

01:55:09.000 lotofcreditor.com slash mugclub.

01:55:10.000 Everyone else handle it.

01:55:11.000 I'm trusting that the team has my back here, because we have some server problems at the website, so please do.

01:55:15.000 We don't.

01:55:16.000 We don't.

01:55:17.000 I'm just going to fail miserably.

01:55:18.000 Because Gerald is at the helm.

01:55:20.000 V. Gerald.

01:55:21.000 How's it feel, man?

01:55:23.000 Is that surreal?

01:55:24.000 Have you dreamed of this day?

01:55:26.000 You know, I just need a moment.

01:55:27.000 Does it seem like just yesterday you strung those curtains up behind you?

01:55:30.000 Guys, you've heard my voice before, but you've never really seen me.

01:55:33.000 Oh, this is true.

01:55:34.000 The salt and pepper beard.

01:55:35.000 This is true.

01:55:35.000 I never thought about that.

01:55:36.000 Shirt.

01:55:37.000 I mean, come on.

01:55:38.000 This is an unexpected, delightful treat.

01:55:41.000 I mean, really?

01:55:42.000 Courtney, thank you for pushing for this, by the way.

01:55:44.000 I don't know if Steven saw that, but she was like, hey, man, you need a camera.

01:55:47.000 She also, we can't tell Steven.

01:55:49.000 You've got to be with me on this, by the way.

01:55:50.000 She wants me to throw a dog toy at Steven at some point during the night.

01:55:55.000 During the night?

01:55:55.000 During the night, yeah.

01:55:56.000 That's fair.

01:55:57.000 That is fair.

01:55:58.000 Preferably on camera.

01:55:59.000 I have to wait a little while to do that, though.

01:56:01.000 I kind of want to survive.

01:56:03.000 Not get killed by Stephen.

01:56:05.000 Let's see where we're at now.

01:56:06.000 I think we've got Arkansas that went for Trump, Connecticut for Hillary Clinton.

01:56:11.000 You know what I love about this?

01:56:13.000 We also have Alabama. 0.98

01:56:14.000 When I said that a minute ago, I think there was like 3,000 total votes counted, but they were already willing to give it to Trump.

01:56:22.000 So fast.

01:56:23.000 We got out of control so fast.

01:56:25.000 Does that mean that nobody lives in Alabama?

01:56:28.000 I usually live in Alabama.

01:56:30.000 Did you know that?

01:56:30.000 I was born in Alabama.

01:56:32.000 Really?

01:56:32.000 Yeah.

01:56:33.000 L.A. Lower Alabama.

01:56:35.000 Sounds way cooler when you phrase it that way, but that's true.

01:56:38.000 Lower Alabama?

01:56:38.000 Really?

01:56:38.000 I don't think so, buddy.

01:56:39.000 I'm just saying.

01:56:40.000 That doesn't sound cool no matter how you do it.

01:56:41.000 I've been down there one time.

01:56:42.000 They've got Talladega, and then they've got...

01:56:44.000 A little bit of football, but I think it's kind of overrated.

01:56:48.000 So anybody who wants to tweet me about that, bring it.

01:56:51.000 But go Irish. 1.00

01:56:52.000 I know we're like 2-74, but it's just a rebuilding year, maybe.

01:56:55.000 Yeah.

01:56:56.000 Guys, so many states are so obvious they're calling them 3% in Massachusetts.

01:56:59.000 3% in the calling for Hillary.

01:57:00.000 They just know it's going to happen.

01:57:02.000 There's nothing to really worry about there.

01:57:04.000 3% in Massachusetts.

01:57:05.000 I'm loving that we're picking up Senate seats so far.

01:57:06.000 That's great.

01:57:07.000 Yeah.

01:57:07.000 A lot of people, I mean, no matter where you come down on the Trump and Hillary thing, I know that it's a very polarizing issue right now.

01:57:13.000 There's a lot of Republicans out there who don't really think that they can get behind somebody like Donald Trump, but then they look on the other side of the ticket and they go, oh my gosh, you've put me into a no-win situation here with Hillary Clinton.

01:57:25.000 But, big, big, big part of governing is definitely what's going to happen with the Senate and with the House.

01:57:30.000 Obviously, we know with the House already that that's kind of firmly in Republican hands, which is great.

01:57:35.000 You can obviously do some work, unlike what they did when Obama was trying to push stuff through.

01:57:39.000 I think we're a little bit more awake and alive now, and we can get at it.

01:57:42.000 But it's big for us to keep, especially Senate.

01:57:45.000 They have a big role in confirming justices.

01:57:48.000 So if you're concerned about Hillary going in and nominating people that will just absolutely skew the court, you really want to make sure you pay attention to the Senate races and make sure that people are going to be held accountable in that race, or in those races that they're in.

01:58:01.000 So I just want to see if I can hold the mug.

01:58:05.000 Quite as good as Crowder.

01:58:06.000 I'm surprised you can lift it up.

01:58:07.000 It's kind of like a thorax.

01:58:09.000 I don't know if I should drink from it.

01:58:10.000 He did say he had AIDS earlier, right?

01:58:11.000 And that's transmitted by bodily fluids.

01:58:13.000 The weirder things have happened to that mug than AIDS. I'll just warn you. 0.95

01:58:16.000 I'm just going to take this.

01:58:17.000 I wouldn't do.

01:58:18.000 It feels good.

01:58:19.000 Yeah, you're safe there.

01:58:20.000 You're safe to touch there.

01:58:20.000 I'm going to put it down.

01:58:21.000 Don't touch anywhere else.

01:58:22.000 I don't want to touch the edge.

01:58:23.000 No.

01:58:23.000 Especially.

01:58:24.000 You want to avoid the rim.

01:58:24.000 It's a little frothy.

01:58:25.000 Just his rim.

01:58:27.000 I mean, if you order the mug...

01:58:29.000 This is getting awkward now.

01:58:30.000 Any mug that you get online is great.

01:58:31.000 Okay, the other mugs have not been touched by Steven.

01:58:33.000 They have not been tampered, not been contaminated.

01:58:35.000 Okay, well that's...

01:58:37.000 That one you want to look out for.

01:58:40.000 We're going to sanitize this.

01:58:41.000 That was a nightmare.

01:58:41.000 Sanitizing this for the road trip.

01:58:43.000 Yeah, bleach that.

01:58:44.000 Just a bleach bath.

01:58:46.000 Oh my gosh.

01:58:47.000 Yeah, like Hillary's burial tools. 0.92

01:58:48.000 Just bleach them.

01:58:49.000 Yeah.

01:58:50.000 Hide the evidence.

01:58:51.000 I think you guys watching this, you know that it's just been one of those election cycles.

01:58:56.000 We were out there voting today, and I shouldn't say I. I voted in Texas before I... It was one of the most pathetic things.

01:59:05.000 I felt like people were being marched in to see if they had some kind of plague disease and then get quarantined.

01:59:09.000 Nobody was talking.

01:59:11.000 Heads were down.

01:59:12.000 There weren't very many people.

01:59:13.000 A handful, maybe five or ten people.

01:59:16.000 Nobody really wanted to get excited about anything.

01:59:19.000 There was no Hillary supporters out there. 1.00

01:59:21.000 There were no Donald Trump supporters out there.

01:59:23.000 Nobody.

01:59:24.000 It was just kind of one of those things like...

01:59:26.000 It's like America woke up from the hangover and realized, oh geez, we actually did that, didn't we?

01:59:32.000 And now the consequences are kind of staring us in the face here with some of the candidates.

01:59:37.000 And I know some people out there that are very pro-Trump and very pro-Republican.

01:59:41.000 I've got to tell you, most of the time I am very pro-Republican as well.

01:59:44.000 But I voted for Trump.

01:59:46.000 I can say that in the state of Texas.

01:59:48.000 I don't want Democrat money coming into the state of Texas.

01:59:51.000 I don't want it to look purple.

01:59:52.000 I don't want it to seem like there's a chance...

01:59:54.000 By the way, all you Californians moving to Texas, do me a favor.

01:59:58.000 Please leave your politics at the border.

01:59:59.000 You came here for a reason.

02:00:01.000 Don't mess our state up.

02:00:03.000 There's a reason that you left.

02:00:05.000 There's a reason you like it.

02:00:06.000 I really appreciate you guys being there.

02:00:09.000 It's great to have all those jobs.

02:00:10.000 I understand it.

02:00:10.000 We've been doing this for quite a while.

02:00:11.000 They're great with the coffee.

02:00:12.000 Glad you could catch on.

02:00:13.000 We also have one very important thing.

02:00:15.000 It's called water.

02:00:16.000 It's fantastic.

02:00:17.000 You guys are dealing with some stupidity up there.

02:00:20.000 But I didn't want to see that happen in Texas.

02:00:24.000 And I think it's one of those states, like we saw Colorado was firmly Republican for a very long time, started turning purple, and now it kind of flip-flopped back and forth, depending on what you're talking about.

02:00:33.000 So don't want to see that.

02:00:34.000 So I can say that.

02:00:36.000 I can say it voting for Trump.

02:00:37.000 I can say...

02:00:39.000 That it wasn't easy.

02:00:40.000 I went to the voting booth.

02:00:42.000 I've never done this, Jared.

02:00:43.000 I've never gone to the voting booth before and stood there.

02:00:46.000 Stood there.

02:00:47.000 Dumbfounded.

02:00:48.000 Honestly, I was on the edge of a cliff and I didn't know whether I should jump or not.

02:00:52.000 I know people in my family who stood there, and this has never happened before, they stood there staring at it and actually changed their answer.

02:00:57.000 And I won't tell you who they were or which way they changed it, but it's always been a clear-cut thing.

02:01:01.000 By the time voting day comes around, you go in, you do what you put in love for, and you make it happen.

02:01:04.000 Hey, man, people like seeing me.

02:01:06.000 I'm just saying.

02:01:06.000 Yeah, it's true.

02:01:07.000 All right, I've got to get out of here.

02:01:08.000 I'm gone.

02:01:09.000 Yep.

02:01:09.000 This is the first election where I actually stood home and thought, do I shower before or after I go?

02:01:14.000 I don't know.

02:01:15.000 Yes, this is true.

02:01:17.000 Sorry, everyone watching live.

02:01:18.000 So let's tweet out another live link for people who thought that I was gone.

02:01:21.000 Someone here is checking saying, hey, where are you?

02:01:24.000 Do I get a free membership?

02:01:25.000 If so, do I subscribe?

02:01:27.000 What's the phone number here?

02:01:28.000 For people having problems right now, here's the deal.

02:01:30.000 So many people have been signing up for the Mug Club right now.

02:01:32.000 We just had a server overload issue.

02:01:34.000 So we very much appreciate you going to lotterwithcrowder.com.

02:01:36.000 It's a good thing.

02:01:38.000 Call 1-800-282-CRTV. 1-800-282-CRTV if you have any problems.

02:01:44.000 Here's the problem with that.

02:01:45.000 When you call, it will say LevinTV because we partnered with Levin.

02:01:49.000 So now it's one umbrella, Lotter with Crowder, Levin.

02:01:52.000 So it says LevinTV.

02:01:53.000 That's fine.

02:01:54.000 It's CRTV. Many people are signing up for the Mug Club.

02:01:58.000 We're incredibly grateful.

02:02:00.000 Thank you so much.

02:02:00.000 I can't thank you enough.

02:02:02.000 We are getting thousands upon thousands of people ordering right now.

02:02:06.000 I feel like a Jairus Lewis telethon.

02:02:07.000 We're going to trot out some sick kid.

02:02:09.000 And they're going to, hey, look at this kid!

02:02:11.000 Send us money!

02:02:12.000 And hopefully Jared will be answering the phone line.

02:02:13.000 That's very likely his next job after this.

02:02:15.000 800-282-CRTV. Don't be scared if you hear Levin TV. Did any states get called while I was gone?

02:02:20.000 I think Mississippi.

02:02:21.000 I think it was just called for Trump just a second ago.

02:02:23.000 Did we have that one in there?

02:02:26.000 I don't know.

02:02:27.000 I think we did have Mississippi in there. 0.99

02:02:29.000 Yes, we do have Mississippi in there. 1.00

02:02:30.000 Let's bring up CNN or let's see what else we have going on here.

02:02:34.000 We got more Chuck Todd.

02:02:35.000 Chuck Todd?

02:02:35.000 Well, that's okay.

02:02:36.000 Everyone expects Chuck Todd.

02:02:37.000 As you can see here, Clinton narrowly ahead.

02:02:39.000 Still a lot in.

02:02:40.000 And, of course, Virginia too close to call.

02:02:42.000 So, wow.

02:02:43.000 Virginia has Trump up.

02:02:44.000 The backbone states of the battleground are all too close.

02:02:46.000 Hope you didn't make a dinner reservation.

02:02:48.000 We're going to be here a while.

02:02:49.000 We are going to be here a while.

02:02:49.000 Someone said Gerald has one halva radio voice.

02:02:52.000 He does.

02:02:52.000 We're going to close in 14 states minutes from now.

02:02:55.000 So, uh, looks right now like Trump might be in Virginia.

02:02:59.000 Are they going back to a commercial?

02:03:00.000 Yeah, they're going back to a commercial.

02:03:01.000 What is this?

02:03:01.000 Every time we turn into the media, they're just going to commercials.

02:03:03.000 This is the crappiest broadcast these people, they just, all they do is commercials.

02:03:06.000 This is kind of like just that day where you said, like, okay, how do we fill the air?

02:03:09.000 Because we all know we're setting in for the long haul here.

02:03:11.000 Right.

02:03:12.000 And, uh, every news station is just, just, just cycling through the results because there's nothing else to do but wait.

02:03:18.000 Which is why you're here, because it's more entertaining than just waiting with Chuck Todd and his stupid little, uh, aardvart face.

02:03:24.000 Did I say that right?

02:03:24.000 Aardvark?

02:03:25.000 Aardvark.

02:03:26.000 Aardvark.

02:03:27.000 The ants.

02:03:28.000 Aardvark.

02:03:29.000 They're anteaters.

02:03:29.000 I don't know.

02:03:30.000 What's the difference between an aardvark and an anteater?

02:03:32.000 One's probably just the proper name, right?

02:03:34.000 I have no idea.

02:03:35.000 I don't know.

02:03:36.000 Someone said I'm watching the Ropers.

02:03:37.000 This is the worst information to talk about.

02:03:39.000 Melissa Standish says server overload is a great thing.

02:03:41.000 Can we get a mug if we live in Canada?

02:03:43.000 Yes, you can.

02:03:44.000 Gerald has a serious radio voice, says fate accompli.

02:03:47.000 Watching you guys right now, hold on to your butts.

02:03:49.000 Never daily.

02:03:49.000 Trump voters should turn their profile pic red to reflect the votes on Twitter and Facebook.

02:03:54.000 I signed up during your announcement, so I beat the rush.

02:03:56.000 So thank you guys so much for beating the rush.

02:03:59.000 I apologize.

02:04:00.000 Please...

02:04:01.000 Bear with us.

02:04:02.000 We've had server overload because of people signing up.

02:04:04.000 We didn't expect...

02:04:05.000 We expected a good amount, but we didn't expect this many people signing up for the Monk Club.

02:04:08.000 That's a heck of a problem, man.

02:04:09.000 I'm serious.

02:04:10.000 It is a good problem to have.

02:04:11.000 Heck of a problem to have.

02:04:11.000 It's a good problem to have.

02:04:12.000 Patience is a virtue.

02:04:14.000 So...

02:04:14.000 But I tell you what.

02:04:15.000 It will slow down, and we will...

02:04:16.000 Beef up.

02:04:17.000 Again, we've had no budget, so we were launching this so you could support us.

02:04:21.000 Now we need to beef up all the stuff which requires more budget, hence the mug clips.

02:04:24.000 That's the Catch-22.

02:04:25.000 We will front-load it.

02:04:26.000 We'll beef up all the servers.

02:04:27.000 That'll cost us a lot.

02:04:28.000 So come back.

02:04:30.000 If it's not working now, come back tomorrow, and you will be able to sign up, and it will be no problem.

02:04:38.000 So, all right, Courtney is on top of it.

02:04:40.000 When a state is called, text the state candidate winning server.

02:04:42.000 Okay, so we know.

02:04:43.000 So, right now, no more speculation.

02:04:44.000 We are not going to call any states until we know exactly what is happening with that state.

02:04:49.000 Because a lot of people are just speculating and they're not entirely sure.

02:04:53.000 Virginia, too close to call.

02:04:54.000 Bring us to another stream there.

02:04:55.000 Bring us to Fox News.

02:04:56.000 See what they're doing there, not gay, Jared. 1.00

02:04:58.000 Let's see if we can get them loaded here.

02:04:59.000 Let's see if we can get them loaded at the Fox News.

02:05:02.000 I am the hoyven.

02:05:06.000 Was that a word?

02:05:07.000 No, I was doing Jerry Lewis.

02:05:09.000 The nutty professor.

02:05:10.000 You know what I'm talking about?

02:05:11.000 Yeah, it's been a while.

02:05:12.000 Well...

02:05:13.000 I watch current movies.

02:05:14.000 Well, yeah, I know.

02:05:15.000 Transformers 4.

02:05:17.000 The fantastic piece of...

02:05:18.000 No.

02:05:19.000 Gerald is looking at me going, no, no, no, don't bring me this.

02:05:21.000 Gerald actually thinks Transformers is a good film.

02:05:25.000 I'm not allowed to defend myself.

02:05:27.000 I know, I know.

02:05:28.000 He hasn't earned the right to defend himself.

02:05:30.000 I would yell loudly and be an echo in the background if I have to.

02:05:32.000 I do not like...

02:05:33.000 I do not like Transformers 3 or 4.

02:05:36.000 Yes, you do.

02:05:37.000 No.

02:05:37.000 You do, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

02:05:38.000 Can't do it.

02:05:38.000 We argued about this on a road trip one time.

02:05:41.000 It's coming up.

02:05:41.000 We have a world-class stream to tune in here.

02:05:45.000 Hey, listen.

02:05:46.000 Oh, the Young Turks. 0.97

02:05:48.000 Oh, God.

02:05:49.000 Dramatic differences.

02:05:50.000 They're bifurcated, Chad.

02:05:52.000 Just when you thought it could get worse tonight.

02:05:55.000 One of the strongholds for Democrats is Southeast Florida.

02:05:59.000 You know what?

02:06:01.000 Broward and Dade counties.

02:06:04.000 There's a ton of votes in Broward, not in.

02:06:07.000 And it's not like there's a...

02:06:08.000 And many of the rural counties that went for Trump, they've already been counted.

02:06:11.000 In Virginia, where I'm stunned by the lead that Trump has, he's up 128,000 votes.

02:06:20.000 With 73% in.

02:06:22.000 But she's got 100,000 votes coming in Fairfax County. 1.00

02:06:26.000 Yeah, that is true.

02:06:27.000 What did I tell you?

02:06:28.000 I said Fairfax County.

02:06:29.000 What did I tell you?

02:06:29.000 I said it.

02:06:30.000 Of course!

02:06:31.000 Of course!

02:06:32.000 I said Fairfax County.

02:06:33.000 I'm going to make it, Grease.

02:06:37.000 Oh, God.

02:06:41.000 So we are watching.

02:06:42.000 Hold on.

02:06:42.000 Let's tweet out.

02:06:43.000 Let me tweet out.

02:06:44.000 Or, Aaron, let's tweet out that we are live streaming the Young Turks live stream.

02:06:47.000 So, team, let's tweet this out because, Mike...

02:06:50.000 This is legendary.

02:06:51.000 Oh, my gosh.

02:06:52.000 Look at that guy who looks like Skeletor.

02:06:53.000 It looks like he stole James Carville's soul.

02:06:56.000 And put it...

02:06:56.000 Look at that guy hunched over.

02:06:57.000 And I don't know how this guy got a job.

02:06:59.000 You know, Gerald has a good...

02:07:01.000 That's the one who spit on Alex Jones. 0.97

02:07:03.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:07:05.000 That guy got a job because he's gay with a buzz cut. 1.00

02:07:07.000 Like, you kind of remind me of G.I. Jane, except more feminine.

02:07:11.000 Yes!

02:07:12.000 Let's put you on, not the main channel, let's put you on the pop culture channel.

02:07:16.000 I want a job at E! And then Cenk just goes, I did E! This is all a lot of drama, but at the end of the day, Hillary Clinton pulls it out. 0.98

02:07:25.000 Either pulls out Florida, pulls out Pennsylvania and Virginia.

02:07:30.000 Okay, boy, that was a roller coaster, right?

02:07:33.000 Look at them.

02:07:35.000 Why doesn't someone put powder on Chank?

02:07:37.000 I don't know.

02:07:38.000 I think he just melts.

02:07:38.000 Oh my gosh, they're bringing in Dave Rubin.

02:07:40.000 We do.

02:07:40.000 We'll connect.

02:07:41.000 Hold on a second here.

02:07:42.000 Let me bring in, Dave Rubin said, on Sky.

02:07:45.000 So what that means is Dave Rubin is drunk.

02:07:47.000 Ooh.

02:07:47.000 Dave Rubin is drunk.

02:07:49.000 Hold on.

02:07:52.000 So, Gerald, you can talk.

02:07:53.000 What is it?

02:07:54.000 No, he's out.

02:07:54.000 He's out.

02:07:56.000 He's just abandoning us.

02:07:58.000 Bring in some more beverages.

02:08:00.000 Gerald, if that is your real name.

02:08:03.000 Sorry, people, we're going to bring in Dave Rubin.

02:08:06.000 In one second, is he there?

02:08:08.000 We're connecting right now.

02:08:09.000 Okay, we're connecting, but hold on.

02:08:10.000 Don't bring him in yet until I introduce him.

02:08:11.000 I have to get his card up on the Twitter.

02:08:16.000 We're looking, we're looking, we're looking.

02:08:18.000 I wouldn't be able to do this without you tonight, Gerald.

02:08:21.000 We have the Rubin whenever you're ready. 0.71

02:08:22.000 Hold on a second.

02:08:25.000 Alright, let me make sure I get his card up with his smiling, borderline Joker-esque smile face.

02:08:32.000 His smile wraps around his face.

02:08:34.000 He has such a big smile.

02:08:35.000 It's contagious, but I also think he might have some sort of a syndrome.

02:08:38.000 Dave Rubin, are you with us, sir?

02:08:41.000 I do have a syndrome, Crowder.

02:08:43.000 I love politics syndrome.

02:08:45.000 It's called caring too much!

02:08:47.000 It's the joy of election night that I can't get over.

02:08:52.000 You're half-bombed, aren't you?

02:08:54.000 You're half-bombed.

02:08:56.000 What?

02:08:57.000 You're half-bombed at this point.

02:08:59.000 No, I'm not half-bombed.

02:09:00.000 I've had one beer.

02:09:02.000 This is number two.

02:09:04.000 We've got a long night ahead of us.

02:09:07.000 What are you making of this thing right now?

02:09:09.000 Beer?

02:09:09.000 Well, I'm surprised you're drinking beer.

02:09:10.000 I would have thought you had a Zima.

02:09:14.000 I'm sorry.

02:09:15.000 I'm sorry.

02:09:15.000 I had to lead with it.

02:09:16.000 I think Trump might pull off Florida.

02:09:18.000 Looks like, I mean, if he doesn't win North Carolina and Florida, there's a strong chance that it's over unless he pulls out Virginia.

02:09:25.000 I think he might pull out Florida.

02:09:27.000 I think Virginia people are, again, with the primaries, a lot of people get really, oh my gosh, there's a lead in Virginia.

02:09:32.000 Northern Virginia hasn't entirely been tallied yet.

02:09:34.000 That's entirely Clinton.

02:09:36.000 I think North Carolina might go Clinton.

02:09:40.000 What are you making?

02:09:41.000 Who do you think, gun to your head, who do you think wins this tonight?

02:09:44.000 I mean, what I've been saying all week long is that if the turnout is huge, that's a win for Trump because his people have been excited.

02:09:54.000 The Clinton people simply have not been excited, at least the way I've seen it.

02:09:58.000 So you would have all these new people in the system that have been out of the system, that weren't being polled, all that kind of stuff.

02:10:04.000 So I think really it comes down to turnout.

02:10:08.000 Now, that in and of itself isn't the most interesting thing out there.

02:10:10.000 The idea of Florida right now, he's got about a 1.5 percentage point lead with about 91% in.

02:10:17.000 That's looking good for him.

02:10:18.000 Yeah, it looks like he might win Florida.

02:10:20.000 Just as you said Ohio there, they threw it up on CNN over here, and now he's taking a tiny 0.1 percentage point lead in Ohio.

02:10:28.000 So if he gets Florida...

02:10:31.000 And he gets Ohio.

02:10:32.000 And even though what you said about Virginia is true, about the Northern Virginia stuff, last I saw, he was up, I think, two or three points there.

02:10:40.000 Then this thing really starts getting...

02:10:43.000 No, he's up five points in Virginia right now.

02:10:45.000 So, all right.

02:10:46.000 So, look, there you go.

02:10:47.000 I don't know what percentage he's in on that.

02:10:49.000 But it looks like he's going to win Texas, obviously.

02:10:51.000 So, basically, everything's gone the way it's supposed to.

02:10:53.000 But the swing state...

02:10:55.000 All of them seem seriously tight.

02:10:57.000 I mean, we've got a long night ahead of us.

02:10:59.000 We do have a long night ahead of us.

02:11:00.000 Yeah, I always said I thought he would win Ohio, for sure.

02:11:03.000 I thought he would win North Carolina.

02:11:04.000 I always said, I think, listen, he keeps Arizona.

02:11:06.000 All the stuff that people think is a swing, I think he keeps those.

02:11:08.000 I think he wins Ohio.

02:11:10.000 I think he likely wins North Carolina.

02:11:11.000 I said Florida's a toss-up.

02:11:14.000 And I always said I don't think he wins Pennsylvania.

02:11:17.000 Michigan is within three points.

02:11:19.000 Virginia is five, but again, that's important for people to know the geography of Virginia right now.

02:11:23.000 You know, the Northern Virginian votes will come in and go to Hillary. 1.00

02:11:28.000 But even if he wins Ohio, Florida, North Carolina, he still needs Virginia, and he still needs to steal another state, whether it's Michigan or Wisconsin.

02:11:38.000 Hold on, we might be able to call some states here.

02:11:40.000 North Dakota, South Dakota...

02:11:43.000 Okay, North Dakota for Trump.

02:11:45.000 Here, bring this up, not gay Jared. 0.98

02:11:46.000 North Dakota...

02:11:48.000 Fargo.

02:11:48.000 Was Fargo North Dakota or South Dakota, Reuben?

02:11:50.000 North Dakota.

02:11:52.000 North.

02:11:52.000 My North Dakota team just said North.

02:11:55.000 Okay.

02:11:56.000 And are we confirmed on South Dakota, Wyoming, Nebraska, and Kansas?

02:12:01.000 Yes.

02:12:02.000 Those are all Trump?

02:12:03.000 All Trump.

02:12:04.000 Yeah, and Trump, I mean, look, they just showed on CNN he's up by like two points in Ohio.

02:12:08.000 Virginia, he's up by four points.

02:12:09.000 I mean...

02:12:10.000 It looks like all the swing states are going slightly for him at the moment.

02:12:14.000 I mean, it all came down to these—we knew it was all coming down to these five states.

02:12:18.000 Nothing surprising has happened here.

02:12:20.000 Right.

02:12:20.000 Well, nothing surprising has happened.

02:12:23.000 So far, except all the hangers now.

02:12:26.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:12:27.000 I mean, I don't know.

02:12:28.000 This could go either way.

02:12:28.000 Right now, it's looking pretty good for Trump.

02:12:31.000 It'll be interesting to see what Ben says when he comes back on.

02:12:35.000 How's he doing right now?

02:12:36.000 Because I'm heading over there after this.

02:12:39.000 Well, he was fine when he came on, but it was early in the night, and he thought Trump was going to lose North Carolina and Florida.

02:12:42.000 But he admitted readily that he could be wrong on all of them.

02:12:45.000 Yeah.

02:12:46.000 I mean, that's the simple truth, and I'm glad that Ben said that, that the simple truth of all of this, really, at the end of the day, is that you, me, Ben, all these morons on CNN and the idiots on MSNBC and all that, nobody...

02:12:59.000 And Young Turks.

02:13:01.000 And well, that goes without saying, all of these people have no idea what was going to happen tonight.

02:13:08.000 It was so obvious, even the way Nate Silver at FiveThirtyEight kept tweeting out his things and giving a thousand reasons why this year might be different.

02:13:16.000 It's like nobody had a freaking clue.

02:13:18.000 The Trump thing was such a wild card this year that everything is off right now and And if anyone at this point is telling you they know what's going to happen tonight, they flat out.

02:13:28.000 Hold on a second.

02:13:28.000 We actually have Donald Trump in, right?

02:13:30.000 We have Donald Trump in because Texas was just called for Trump.

02:13:33.000 Okay, we have Trump.

02:13:34.000 And then we got Hillary in New York. 1.00

02:13:36.000 Oh, we have Hillary. 1.00

02:13:36.000 Who's first? 1.00

02:13:37.000 Hillary in New York.

02:13:38.000 Hillary got called in New York.

02:13:39.000 We're actually connecting with her now.

02:13:41.000 Connecting and...

02:13:42.000 Oh, you hear that, Donald?

02:13:45.000 That's the sound of New York values.

02:13:47.000 Go, Hillary. 1.00

02:13:49.000 It's your birthday.

02:13:50.000 We're going to drink hot sauce like it's your birthday.

02:13:53.000 And colors vote for you.

02:13:54.000 It's your birthday.

02:13:56.000 So there we go.

02:13:57.000 Hillary, she seems like he's having a rough night.

02:13:59.000 This is a rough night.

02:14:00.000 And Texas, we have for Trump?

02:14:01.000 We have Texas for Trump.

02:14:02.000 Texas, call for Trump.

02:14:02.000 Hold on, Ruben.

02:14:03.000 Sorry to interrupt you, but we do have the potential.

02:14:05.000 We're connecting to him.

02:14:06.000 We're connecting to Trump in Texas?

02:14:08.000 We're connecting to Trump, Texas.

02:14:09.000 Ted Cruz, I'm in your backyard winning your delegates, okay?

02:14:12.000 Oh, Jimmy Crack-Cord, I hate Ted Cruz.

02:14:14.000 He does not like it.

02:14:15.000 Jimmy Crack-Cord, Trump hates Ted Cruz.

02:14:17.000 Jimmy Crack-Cord, Trump hates Ted Cruz.

02:14:18.000 That's incredible.

02:14:19.000 All they have to do tonight, you got to.

02:14:21.000 Let's pretend he's a radical JFK.

02:14:22.000 Okay?

02:14:23.000 That's my favorite deadly.

02:14:24.000 I'll end up with the assassinating JFK, Donald Trump.

02:14:26.000 He needs to let go on that.

02:14:27.000 So none of these are surprises, Ruben, but that changes.

02:14:30.000 Obviously, that fills out the map.

02:14:32.000 Right now, we have some nice bigger numbers.

02:14:33.000 New York, we have 87 for Hillary. 0.99

02:14:34.000 We have 140 for Trump right now.

02:14:36.000 What do you think this says about the country, really?

02:14:42.000 That these candidates are so Deeply different.

02:14:45.000 People are voting them for so many different reasons, you know, for all the reasons that they each demonize.

02:14:50.000 You know, we can go on to all the corruption and WikiLeaks and collusion with the media and all that shit.

02:14:56.000 Hillary terrible and all the things that you can't really figure out what Trump's moral center is or how he'd govern or any of that kind of stuff.

02:15:03.000 What do you make of this, then, that we are this close?

02:15:06.000 I mean, this is actually crazy right now.

02:15:08.000 Look, they could all break one way, in which case it becomes a landslide.

02:15:11.000 But the fact that the numbers are this close right now is actually kind of nuts.

02:15:14.000 It absolutely is.

02:15:15.000 It does say, if Trump even, if with all this he still loses, I mean, he loses despite 90% of the media coverage being negative.

02:15:24.000 Them being in bed with Hillary Clinton.

02:15:25.000 Them dragging her across the finish line.

02:15:27.000 Them not talking about WikiLeaks.

02:15:28.000 So, it does say that if Trump loses, you know, I think any generic Republican would have won.

02:15:33.000 As a matter of fact, I think Trump was the worst candidate to run against Hillary because he's the only person with the lower unfavorability rating.

02:15:41.000 He's the only person in the history of the electorate.

02:15:43.000 So I think at this point, I think we already would be walking off if it were like a...

02:15:47.000 I mean, you see Rubio, how he won there in Florida.

02:15:49.000 I think it would have been a walk-off with someone like a Rubio or a Fiorina or a Cruz.

02:15:54.000 I don't even think it would have been close.

02:15:55.000 So the fact that it's close says that there is a huge rejection of just accepting wholesale what the media tells you.

02:16:04.000 Yeah, you know, I completely get that line of thinking, and I can't just flat out tell you that you're wrong, but I do think that if it had been a more standard Republican, a Rubio or a Jeb or whatever, that the same stuff that everyone's saying about Trump— Be it true or false about hating women, hating gays, being xenophobic, immigration.

02:16:26.000 They would have been saying that stuff.

02:16:28.000 I am all those things.

02:16:29.000 They would have been saying that stuff about them because look what they said about Romney.

02:16:32.000 I mean, everything being equal, Romney looks like the greatest guy on earth right now, you know?

02:16:35.000 Here's the thing, though.

02:16:37.000 I think you're partially right.

02:16:38.000 I think Marco Rubio makes a huge difference in the Latino thing with Hillary Clinton and the debates.

02:16:44.000 Trump lost the most ground in the debates.

02:16:46.000 And I think if you would have put Rubio or Cruz or Fiorina, they would have gained ground in the debate.

02:16:51.000 So that dip that Trump had, none of these people would have ever had that dip.

02:16:54.000 The debates were actually far more consequential this election than most elections.

02:16:58.000 Most people have usually made up their mind by the debates.

02:17:00.000 You still have a lot of people who walked in today and hadn't made up their mind.

02:17:04.000 You know, you really did.

02:17:05.000 I talked to a lot of people today.

02:17:07.000 People were emailing me all day saying they don't know what to do.

02:17:09.000 I mean, what does that tell you?

02:17:11.000 After two years of this, we've been doing this You were a young man when this started.

02:17:15.000 You were not...

02:17:16.000 I didn't have this gray, Ruben.

02:17:18.000 It's all for you.

02:17:20.000 Oh man, look at that.

02:17:21.000 Look at this.

02:17:21.000 Mr.

02:17:22.000 Fantastic going on.

02:17:23.000 Yeah.

02:17:25.000 You know, but that's why this is so interesting.

02:17:27.000 But I get that line of thinking, but I think Trump has done something here.

02:17:32.000 Look, for all of us that hate the mainstream media, that think that there's such collusion with politicians and the media, that it's all been proven by WikiLeaks that how much Clinton's in bed with them and many other politicians.

02:17:44.000 And, you know, Donna Brazile working at CNN, being a superdelegate, handing off You know, questions. 1.00

02:17:49.000 And then Debbie Wasserman Schultz gets fired from the DNC. Where does she go to work? 0.98

02:17:54.000 Hillary's gonna be like, everyone gets it now. 1.00

02:17:56.000 It's all been exposed.

02:17:57.000 And I almost think, not to say this is a reason to vote for Trump, but he was the only one that could have withstood this insanity machine where someone like Rubio, Rubio crumbled under the attacks of Trump.

02:18:10.000 So what would he have done under the attacks of Clinton?

02:18:12.000 I think crumbled as well, even though I think he's probably much more of a decent human being at the end of the day.

02:18:17.000 Hey, Ruben, let me ask you, not to pull the gay card, but does this do anything for you?

02:18:22.000 Yeah, it's upsetting me.

02:18:24.000 Oh, God!

02:18:25.000 He's a horrible, horrible homosexual. 1.00

02:18:28.000 Arkansas.

02:18:29.000 Arkansas just got called.

02:18:31.000 Did you just see this?

02:18:31.000 Arkansas just got called for Trump.

02:18:35.000 Let's make sure we're caught up here, too.

02:18:36.000 You got Vermont.

02:18:37.000 Well, to be fair, the tipping point was all the women Bill had raped.

02:18:43.000 So that did play a factor.

02:18:45.000 I shouldn't have laughed that hardly at that.

02:18:47.000 I'm not sure what happened.

02:18:49.000 I've always said I will never run for office, but because of Donald Trump, the problem is this actually has a weird fold.

02:18:55.000 I can't rebutton this.

02:18:56.000 I've crossed the point of no return.

02:18:58.000 I would maybe run for office when I'm at the point where I don't need any money.

02:19:01.000 So if I had the point, like, I have enough money that I don't need the job, and I could go up and just be like, listen, I don't need the job.

02:19:06.000 I'm going to do nothing.

02:19:08.000 And if they would try it out, like, did you make a rape joke?

02:19:10.000 And Dave Rubin laughed.

02:19:11.000 I probably did.

02:19:11.000 I'm like, you know what?

02:19:12.000 Sounds like something I would say.

02:19:13.000 And I think we are at that point where I could run and just be like, the only way I would ever run for office is if I'm old enough.

02:19:19.000 I don't need the money.

02:19:21.000 I don't need the job.

02:19:22.000 I could either do this or retire.

02:19:23.000 And I can just say, yeah, I probably said that racist thing.

02:19:26.000 Sounds like me.

02:19:28.000 Crowder, what do you say me and you run for president 2020?

02:19:32.000 We can figure out the President-Vice President thing, but people seem to want us to do it.

02:19:36.000 Oh, you want Vice President?

02:19:36.000 I was thinking you want to go First Lady.

02:19:38.000 How?

02:19:40.000 I'm sorry.

02:19:40.000 Who's writing this garbage for you?

02:19:43.000 Oh, he's getting snippy.

02:19:45.000 Hey, did you get the gift that I sent you, Ruben?

02:19:48.000 I did.

02:19:48.000 I have a Louder Recroder mug.

02:19:49.000 I tweeted it out this morning with the Ruben Report official.

02:19:53.000 Can I get a Ruben Report mug here, too?

02:19:54.000 Team Ruben Report?

02:19:55.000 There you go.

02:19:57.000 Yeah.

02:19:58.000 Come on, you've got to like the hand etching in there.

02:20:00.000 We took some time with this.

02:20:03.000 Oh, there's actual coffee in here right now.

02:20:07.000 We just have a bunch of midgets and sweatshops making this. 1.00

02:20:12.000 That's what you have to do.

02:20:14.000 By the way, I just saw, it looks like the popular vote is about 2 million.

02:20:18.000 in favor of Trump right now.

02:20:20.000 This is the Gore situation where he loses the Electoral College.

02:20:25.000 And then, you know, but he wins the popular vote, which would really at this point, the way the country is so frayed and especially the way the media has, you know, the way everyone in his campaign feels aggrieved by the media, which a lot of it's perfectly legit.

02:20:38.000 Right.

02:20:38.000 That could cause some real insanity tomorrow.

02:20:42.000 Yeah, I thought it was more likely that she would...

02:20:44.000 Oh, that is a nice mug.

02:20:46.000 Although yours is less...

02:20:47.000 They look really good together.

02:20:48.000 His is less diverse.

02:20:49.000 It's entirely white, so I don't...

02:20:51.000 I'm sure we are more glorious.

02:20:53.000 That's true.

02:20:54.000 Well, you know, people can...

02:20:55.000 We're going daily, so people can actually sign up at ladderwithcrowder.com slash mugclub.

02:20:59.000 We are with...

02:21:00.000 Bring up the screen there, Jared.

02:21:01.000 Mark Levin, Mark Stein, Michelle Malkin, some more names to come.

02:21:04.000 We've had server overload tonight, though.

02:21:06.000 People trying to sign up.

02:21:07.000 If they're students...

02:21:08.000 There's a discount.

02:21:09.000 So that student, enter in the word student in an EDU address, and at $70 a period, that's less than $6 a month, and people will still complain.

02:21:16.000 But sorry about the server overload.

02:21:17.000 Call the number that we have on Twitter.

02:21:20.000 You did it, Carter.

02:21:22.000 You've gone daily.

02:21:23.000 You're hanging out with...

02:21:25.000 Right-wing people.

02:21:27.000 I'd like to offer you an olive branch.

02:21:29.000 Say, this is a conservative that us liberals, we can tolerate.

02:21:34.000 But look what you did.

02:21:35.000 Yeah, I know.

02:21:36.000 I know.

02:21:36.000 I think actually people would really like Stein on the left if they listened to him a little bit.

02:21:40.000 And Levin's brilliant.

02:21:41.000 He calls everyone a dummy, so I don't think they'll like him.

02:21:44.000 Wait, which Stein?

02:21:45.000 Are we talking about Ben Stein?

02:21:46.000 No, Mark Stein.

02:21:47.000 He fills in for us a lot, but he's English and he has a very dry wit.

02:21:52.000 He's a very funny guy.

02:21:53.000 I'll tell you a little thing about Ben Stein.

02:21:54.000 I probably shouldn't say this, but this is just us, right?

02:21:57.000 Yeah, nobody's watching.

02:21:58.000 I once did election coverage, I guess it was four years ago, Romney something.

02:22:03.000 I was on Larry King with Ben Stein, and Ben Stein had a little back scratcher during commercial break, scratching his back.

02:22:10.000 Are you sure that wasn't just Larry King's tibia that accidentally fell off?

02:22:15.000 And he was just, Ben Stein, scratching yourself with my femur!

02:22:21.000 That's not nice, Crowder.

02:22:23.000 Trump's looking good in Virginia right now.

02:22:25.000 He's up by about two and a half points or so.

02:22:28.000 Well, if Trump wins Virginia, if he wins Florida and Virginia, that could change everything.

02:22:38.000 Could change everything.

02:22:39.000 I'm a little unclear, actually.

02:22:41.000 Did you officially...

02:22:42.000 I don't think you officially endorsed Trump, did you?

02:22:44.000 No, no, I didn't.

02:22:45.000 You're never Hillary, but you never actually endorsed Trump, right?

02:22:47.000 No, I've never been never Trump, but I've never endorsed Donald Trump.

02:22:50.000 But you said you wouldn't endorse anybody, really.

02:22:52.000 No, I'll never endorse anybody.

02:22:54.000 I won't do that.

02:22:55.000 The closest...

02:22:56.000 People thought I endorsed Ted Cruz because they had him on the show, and when it came down to Cruz and Trump, I preferred Cruz just because I think he was more of a constitutionalist, but...

02:23:04.000 We are at a point right now where it's a horrible decision.

02:23:08.000 I'm not happy with this night regardless of who wins.

02:23:10.000 Honestly, I'm genuinely, and I know we'll get people who will be mad, I'm not enthusiastic about either.

02:23:15.000 And even though people scream the loudest on Twitter, whether it's the alt-right or online, the fact is less than a quarter of the country are happy with either of these people as president.

02:23:24.000 So I do hope that whoever wins, instead of gloating and thinking they're a majority, whoever wins tonight is not going to have 50% of the vote, and they're not even going to have 50% of their own voters who like them.

02:23:34.000 Whether it's Hillary or Trump.

02:23:35.000 So I hope they realize that and don't think that they're able to run roughshod over people because that's not the case.

02:23:42.000 It's just that, you know, the supporters scream the loudest.

02:23:45.000 You got an uh-huh from Team Rubin Report over here.

02:23:48.000 One of the people over here.

02:23:49.000 You got an uh-huh.

02:23:50.000 That's the best we get around here.

02:23:52.000 Thank you very much.

02:23:53.000 So the people there at Rubin Report, did they vote?

02:23:56.000 Did they go Jill Stein Harambe?

02:23:58.000 What was the vote?

02:23:59.000 I'm not going to tell you who my people voted for unless they want me to tell you.

02:24:03.000 You don't have to.

02:24:06.000 You don't have to.

02:24:08.000 I'm not going to say because basically what I've said is pretty much what you've said.

02:24:11.000 I've made my feelings about these people very clear.

02:24:15.000 If you want to know what I think about, I did three and a half hours with Rogan yesterday.

02:24:18.000 I actually mentioned you.

02:24:21.000 I have said everything I could possibly say about these two people at this point.

02:24:24.000 But for me to say who I voted for, it's so irrelevant because my hope is just like what your hope is, that I will grow my show the way you continue to grow your show and that I'm sure you would love to have Trump and or Clinton on over the next couple of years.

02:24:37.000 And I would as well, whether they're president or...

02:24:39.000 Oh, I thought you were going to try and show your nipples. 1.00

02:24:41.000 I do that with every live stream.

02:24:42.000 It helps.

02:24:43.000 We're a family show.

02:24:45.000 For a conservative, you're really confusing.

02:24:48.000 Well, I don't know.

02:24:49.000 I thought I'd give you a little bit of the Folsom Street Fair.

02:24:51.000 Yeah.

02:24:51.000 I've never been to the Folsom Street Fair.

02:24:53.000 I don't believe you.

02:24:55.000 You're one of the people that think that the crap that they show you on that two-minute thing at the Gay Pride Parade every year where they show some guy with a very heavy man.

02:25:06.000 Yes, I do.

02:25:06.000 I think you put a button up right now, and then once a year you get on a float with rubber tits.

02:25:12.000 Yeah, never been on that float.

02:25:14.000 Don't particularly like that float.

02:25:17.000 No, I want to ask you that.

02:25:18.000 Actually, seriously.

02:25:19.000 Is that, like, really embarrassing to people like you?

02:25:21.000 Yes, of course!

02:25:23.000 But also Milo brings up an interesting point about this because he mocks me.

02:25:28.000 He'll say I'm a liberal but I'm married.

02:25:30.000 He's a conservative and he thinks gay was cool when it was this underground alternative whatever. 0.65

02:25:37.000 I actually – there's some legitimacy to what he's saying.

02:25:40.000 I think marriage equality is important because I think all people should be treated equally.

02:25:44.000 I think the rights of the individual are important and if you have a right to enter a contract with a woman, then I should be able to enter a contract with a man or a woman or whatever.

02:25:52.000 So that's why I would say that.

02:25:54.000 But I do think the gay community generally Yeah.

02:26:02.000 Yeah.

02:26:06.000 And we don't have to spend election night talking about that.

02:26:07.000 But I do think there's a risk that as you become more normalized, you actually there is a trade off.

02:26:12.000 Everything comes with a trade off.

02:26:13.000 And I think we're seeing that, which is why I don't know if you saw that article in the advocate that Peter Thiel is no longer gay because he's a Republican.

02:26:21.000 And it was actually it takes a lot to offend.

02:26:23.000 I don't really read the advocate very much.

02:26:25.000 I'm more fond of the Pedophile Weekly, also known as Salon.

02:26:29.000 I read that very regularly.

02:26:31.000 It's actually one of the only things worse than The Advocate.

02:26:35.000 I don't know about...

02:26:36.000 Well, let me ask you this, because I want to bring it back to the election.

02:26:39.000 Do you think...

02:26:40.000 That in the era kind of of Trump, now all this stuff has been, you know, it's been legalized, the gay issue is kind of over.

02:26:45.000 Do you think it frees up the, you know, the gay community to maybe look at Republicans as more of an option now than before?

02:26:53.000 Well, of course, and it should.

02:26:55.000 And that's the whole point of what equality will do.

02:26:57.000 When you are actually equal, then you don't have to vote on one issue.

02:27:01.000 Think how actually sad it is.

02:27:03.000 If you have to vote on one issue all the time, forget marriage has to happen to something very intimate, right?

02:27:10.000 But if you had to vote on one issue every year because you were not being treated equally under the law, that's why it was important to me.

02:27:19.000 So yes, absolutely.

02:27:21.000 Guess what?

02:27:21.000 You're going to learn over the next couple of years, gay people care about taxes also.

02:27:26.000 Gay people care about defense also.

02:27:28.000 They care about immigration also, all those things.

02:27:30.000 Gay people, actually, you're not going to believe this, Crowder.

02:27:32.000 I'm going to shock you.

02:27:32.000 You ready?

02:27:34.000 We're just like you.

02:27:36.000 No.

02:27:37.000 No, you got secret meetings and you do, instead of spirit cooking, it's penises.

02:27:43.000 Be that as it may.

02:27:48.000 I picture Huma with a cauldron and a phallic symbol.

02:27:53.000 Ruben!

02:27:56.000 Yeah, that was bad even for this show.

02:27:58.000 I'm sorry, Dave.

02:27:58.000 Yeah, I just live-streamed for two hours.

02:28:03.000 I told my whole audience to come here and watch a very pleasant conservative...

02:28:07.000 I do think that's a good point, though.

02:28:08.000 It does free people up, I think, a little bit.

02:28:11.000 What a sad thing if you have to vote on one thing all the time, especially something like that.

02:28:16.000 So now people...

02:28:17.000 And that's why the Teal article in The Advocate, which has always been fighting for gay rights...

02:28:21.000 They're suddenly saying he's not gay because he thinks differently politically, when the whole gay movement was about thinking differently. 0.73

02:28:28.000 So it's like, we're all for diversity, except what?

02:28:31.000 I will say that.

02:28:32.000 You guys think outside the box, because never once have I looked at a hairy man's ass and said, there are some options.

02:28:39.000 You know, the best part about your jokes is that I can figure them out about five minutes before.

02:28:43.000 I know, I know.

02:28:44.000 No, but I will say, we just kind of had to do it because we have so many different guests coming on.

02:28:50.000 But I hope that's the case.

02:28:52.000 I do hope that people, you know, I think they'll gain back this sort of alternative vote by the next candidate will be a black tranny. 1.00

02:29:00.000 And I think they'll be like, look, we need another, because they need another first.

02:29:03.000 They've had the first black guy.

02:29:04.000 They've had the first woman.

02:29:05.000 The next one will probably be first gay or first tranny. 1.00

02:29:08.000 Keep in the path right now.

02:29:09.000 Yeah, Michelle Obama's going to win a few decathlon medals and then become the... 1.00

02:29:12.000 Look for her.

02:29:13.000 Look for her, though.

02:29:13.000 Something in Chicago.

02:29:14.000 Probably a mayor of Chicago or maybe a senator.

02:29:16.000 This must be so depressing for you, watching the age of the straight white man crumble.

02:29:22.000 This is like, you're like a guy in Rome at the end.

02:29:24.000 Like, guys, guys.

02:29:25.000 Who are you, Elena Dunham?

02:29:26.000 You think we're crumbling?

02:29:28.000 We are rising, Mr.

02:29:30.000 Rubin.

02:29:30.000 Did you not see our mug?

02:29:32.000 Look, we can still create great things.

02:29:35.000 Mugs and walls.

02:29:36.000 Really.

02:29:37.000 It's nice etching.

02:29:38.000 It's nice etching.

02:29:40.000 Can you say who you voted for or no?

02:29:42.000 Do you not want to?

02:29:42.000 No, so that's why it's not important.

02:29:45.000 You could ask me literally anything about either one of them and I will gladly tell you.

02:29:51.000 But the point is that who I walked into that booth and voted for...

02:29:54.000 It's irrelevant because I want one day to get both of them or either of them for a sit-down.

02:30:00.000 And for me to show my cards in that such an obvious way.

02:30:03.000 Yeah.

02:30:03.000 By the way, New York Times just predicted Burr to win in North Carolina with 70%.

02:30:08.000 So that's another local race.

02:30:10.000 Burr in North Carolina.

02:30:12.000 I know you don't care.

02:30:13.000 He's up by 1.6% with 94 in.

02:30:16.000 I mean, it's getting to that point.

02:30:18.000 Where it's almost untippable.

02:30:21.000 Not quite there yet.

02:30:21.000 Well, we tuned into the Young Turks livestream earlier and they were telling themselves that there are going to be a lot of votes coming in for him in Florida.

02:30:27.000 I don't think he'll win Virginia.

02:30:29.000 I still don't think he'll win Virginia.

02:30:31.000 I haven't seen an update since we last talked about it, but we'll see.

02:30:34.000 Do you have a TV up there?

02:30:35.000 Do you have an update thing up there?

02:30:37.000 Yeah, it's up there.

02:30:38.000 Oh, okay.

02:30:38.000 That makes sense.

02:30:40.000 By the way, Potter, you know, it's very exciting.

02:30:43.000 I'm excited for all your success, and it's been nice being on this little adventure with you.

02:30:46.000 I'm building a home studio myself.

02:30:48.000 It's going to be right down the hallway, right over there.

02:30:50.000 Just moving this week.

02:30:52.000 Yeah.

02:30:53.000 Well, we're not building a home studio.

02:30:54.000 We're building it in a bunker.

02:30:55.000 I don't know why you would say that.

02:30:57.000 So we're building it actually.

02:30:58.000 We're actually working with the FBI. I don't know what you're talking about with a home studio.

02:31:02.000 Are you having Alice Jones actually fortify it with the vitamins and all that shit? 1.00

02:31:07.000 Well, because the frogs are gay, Ruben. 0.99

02:31:11.000 The water is making the frogs gay.

02:31:13.000 I did Alex's show, and I think Alex is crazy on some issues, but he's been very kind to me, and his son is a fan of mine.

02:31:18.000 Kind of like you, I don't have to agree with...

02:31:20.000 I mean, I've had Sally Cohn on the show.

02:31:21.000 I have you on the show, and you're disgusting. 1.00

02:31:23.000 So I will have anyone on the program...

02:31:25.000 And I will go on anyone's show as long as I won't lie about it.

02:31:30.000 And I feel like the first time I did your show, you said you got so much hate mail.

02:31:34.000 I think I was one of the first people who just went on your show and was just kind of unapologetically, like, this is it.

02:31:40.000 And yeah, that's fine.

02:31:41.000 Let the cards fall where they may.

02:31:42.000 I think more people are that way now.

02:31:44.000 I got a ton of hate for having you on the show.

02:31:47.000 And that's what I said to you after, I think, privately.

02:31:49.000 I said, you know, that's exactly why I'm trying to take the left to task here.

02:31:54.000 Because...

02:31:55.000 Someone like you, yeah, I disagree with you on some stuff, but the whole point is we're not that different at the end of the day.

02:32:02.000 Now you're going to show me your nipple and talk about man-ass or something, but we're not that different. 0.74

02:32:02.000 You know what I mean? 0.74

02:32:09.000 You know what I mean?

02:32:10.000 We're not enemies, even though we disagree on some stuff politically.

02:32:13.000 No, I defend you all the time with people.

02:32:15.000 Honestly, I would say, you know, Ruben's a good guy.

02:32:17.000 But I'm an actual good person.

02:32:18.000 Someone who I would trust with information if I needed to.

02:32:21.000 And we are going to do the hashtag.

02:32:23.000 We have to go because we actually, well, I'm sure you're a fan.

02:32:25.000 We have Dean Cain coming up next.

02:32:27.000 We have hashtag gift a gun.

02:32:29.000 We are going to do with you.

02:32:31.000 Well, it's because of election season, so we are going to do it here.

02:32:33.000 Hashtag Gift of Gun with you.

02:32:34.000 That's going to be a video.

02:32:35.000 Might even be only for Mug Club members, but we'll do more exclusive behind-the-scenes things with Ruben.

02:32:40.000 I am working with a couple of companies here to get you a really nice firearm, but California has a lot of red tape to cut through.

02:32:46.000 Yeah.

02:32:47.000 So I'll go out there.

02:32:49.000 We'll not only get you a firearm, but you'll see the process, and we'll take you through firearms training courses.

02:32:54.000 Maybe if Trump wins, who knows?

02:32:56.000 Maybe there'll be a constitutional carry mandate, and all of a sudden, California's fair ball.

02:33:02.000 This is what I'm going to do for you.

02:33:03.000 How much ballpark do you think the gun will cost?

02:33:05.000 How much are you going to have to pay for this?

02:33:07.000 Or just how much...

02:33:08.000 I might be able to get a sponsor.

02:33:10.000 But let's say you were paying.

02:33:11.000 Give me a ballpark.

02:33:13.000 Probably between $400 and $700.

02:33:15.000 All right.

02:33:16.000 Here's what we're going to do.

02:33:17.000 I'm going to double that number.

02:33:20.000 I will send to you, because I'm a liberal.

02:33:22.000 You're the conservative sending me a gun.

02:33:23.000 I will send you $1,400 worth of weed.

02:33:27.000 Well, I think Ruben probably voted absentee in Colorado.

02:33:31.000 I think he did.

02:33:32.000 So I appreciate you very much coming in.

02:33:34.000 And I tell you what, you know, it's funny.

02:33:36.000 I've never actually, most people, I've never smoked weed.

02:33:39.000 I know, that would explain your jokes.

02:33:41.000 Good lord.

02:33:43.000 Good lord.

02:33:44.000 Insults you on your own show.

02:33:45.000 He just insults me on air.

02:33:45.000 On your own program.

02:33:46.000 And the truth is, he doesn't have any jokes.

02:33:47.000 He just smiles.

02:33:48.000 25,000 people watching.

02:33:49.000 He just smiles and I forgive him.

02:33:51.000 Have you ever been...

02:33:51.000 You must know you have a very...

02:33:54.000 And it's a good thing, but you have abnormally defined dimples.

02:33:58.000 People say I look happy all the time.

02:34:01.000 It's just the way it's always been.

02:34:02.000 It's the way it's always been.

02:34:03.000 Well, people pay a lot of money to get that done when they get older.

02:34:06.000 Because it makes your cheeks look more full.

02:34:10.000 You know, I can tell you, Mike, I don't have a guy.

02:34:12.000 I've never had any work done.

02:34:13.000 I've lived in LA for three years.

02:34:14.000 I've never had any work done.

02:34:15.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

02:34:15.000 You have plenty of guys. 0.87

02:34:16.000 Ruben, where's the best place for people to find you?

02:34:19.000 YouTube.com slash RubenReport.

02:34:22.000 RubenReport.com.

02:34:23.000 It's on iTunes, all that other stuff.

02:34:24.000 My branding guy's good.

02:34:25.000 And I'm going to go hang out with Shapiro now.

02:34:27.000 I'm going to console him.

02:34:28.000 Slash RubenReport.

02:34:28.000 And as we go daily, you know, listen, we're going to have more regular guests kind of rotating in, so you'll have your home studio.

02:34:34.000 It'll be easy, and we'll have you on quite a bit more.

02:34:36.000 I always love having you on, brother.

02:34:38.000 All right, man.

02:34:39.000 Thank you, Ruben.

02:34:40.000 God bless America.

02:34:42.000 Thank you.

02:34:42.000 You as well.

02:34:43.000 Have a good evening.

02:34:44.000 And everyone there at the Ruben Report, the team doing great work.

02:34:46.000 We very much appreciate it.

02:34:48.000 Anything new?

02:34:49.000 Let me check here.

02:34:50.000 What do you have, Gerald?

02:34:51.000 Detroit Free Press is actually projecting Michigan for Hillary. 0.77

02:34:57.000 Did they call it or they're projecting?

02:34:59.000 They didn't call it, projected it.

02:35:00.000 So if it holds, that's big.

02:35:04.000 It's big, if it holds.

02:35:06.000 See, then I'm looking, and Google is wrong, because Google right now has Michigan has Trump 49-46.

02:35:11.000 Well, this is Detroit Free Press.

02:35:12.000 They could be skewing things.

02:35:13.000 They did kind of screw stuff up in Detroit.

02:35:16.000 Well, I've also only got an estimated 16% in right now from Michigan.

02:35:20.000 Are you using CNN? I'm using CNN. Yeah.

02:35:23.000 Okay.

02:35:24.000 So, same thing with, let me look here at CNN. Let's make sure we have our thing updated, too.

02:35:29.000 Jamie Dupree says he thinks you can call Florida for Trump.

02:35:32.000 That would be big.

02:35:35.000 Well, we don't know for sure if we can call Florida for Trump.

02:35:37.000 That's why I'm saying just Jamie's saying that.

02:35:39.000 94% in.

02:35:40.000 But he is ahead of about 200,000.

02:35:43.000 Well, he says he doesn't see enough votes still out for Clinton.

02:35:45.000 Jamie Dupree is a pretty good source on a lot of this stuff.

02:35:47.000 Somewhere Karl Rove is soiling himself.

02:35:48.000 He's saying, no!

02:35:50.000 It can't be happening!

02:35:52.000 Talking thumb Karl Rove.

02:35:54.000 What do you have?

02:35:55.000 We have Florida.

02:35:56.000 We have 94% of the vote in Connecticut.

02:36:01.000 Clinton.

02:36:01.000 Jared, let's bring this up on the map.

02:36:03.000 Connecticut.

02:36:04.000 Clinton.

02:36:05.000 You need to reconnect to my computer there.

02:36:05.000 You're disconnected.

02:36:08.000 I got it right here.

02:36:10.000 Let me see what I got here.

02:36:10.000 Let me bring it back up.

02:36:11.000 Let me reconnect here.

02:36:14.000 And let's go to another feed again.

02:36:15.000 Let's go back to CNN or something.

02:36:16.000 Hold on, let me bring this up.

02:36:17.000 Jared, let's bring up another feed so people can see it.

02:36:19.000 Sorry, let's bring up the Young Turks feed.

02:36:21.000 Let's exclusively use the Young Turks feed.

02:36:23.000 You should have my screen to see what they're saying.

02:36:25.000 So Connecticut, we just put this up.

02:36:26.000 I have this map here.

02:36:27.000 Connecticut for Clinton. 0.75

02:36:29.000 146 for Trump.

02:36:30.000 So someone is saying we can call Florida for Trump.

02:36:33.000 I think it's Jamie Dupree.

02:36:36.000 Jamie Dupree is a reliable source.

02:36:38.000 Ben Shapiro already called Florida Trump.

02:36:41.000 I'm telling you, these guys follow this stuff, and they're not out there trying to put one way or the other.

02:36:46.000 So if he's calling it, I trust this guy.

02:36:48.000 Do you want to do it?

02:36:49.000 Do you want to pull it?

02:36:50.000 I mean, not gun-to-my-head trust, but...

02:36:53.000 Nearly 3.8 million votes so far in North Carolina.

02:36:56.000 Trump 49, Clinton 46.

02:36:58.000 That's good.

02:36:59.000 That's a three-point spread.

02:37:01.000 Let's see what the Young Turks are saying.

02:37:02.000 Are they calling?

02:37:02.000 Yeah, let's see what the Young Turks are calling.

02:37:04.000 They're calling the opposite.

02:37:05.000 And like little things, Wisconsin and Michigan, they're still early, but he's winning in both Wisconsin and Michigan.

02:37:12.000 And all of this is consistent, which is a point that I try to make often, which is these things don't happen in a vacuum.

02:37:18.000 Like if Trump made up six points in Virginia, he probably made up points in Wisconsin and Michigan and New Hampshire and all these other places.

02:37:28.000 Mark, go ahead, sorry.

02:37:30.000 The fact that we're sweating in Virginia is in itself a flashing red light.

02:37:36.000 Is that Kevin Nealon?

02:37:37.000 We're worried about things that you wouldn't normally think we'd be worrying about.

02:37:42.000 And Ben, on the count, those suburban areas of Virginia, there are more votes there than in the entire state of Virginia, I think.

02:37:49.000 There's no question that's where the most votes are, but we've counted a bunch of them.

02:37:53.000 They're already counted.

02:37:55.000 So somewhere, she's got to find 61,000 votes.

02:38:00.000 And there aren't 61,000 votes.

02:38:02.000 She can find them in her emails.

02:38:03.000 There aren't 61,000 votes in Richmond.

02:38:06.000 Can we get Gerald some headphones at all?

02:38:07.000 Is there any way to get him something?

02:38:08.000 There's not, unfortunately.

02:38:10.000 Sorry, Gerald.

02:38:11.000 You don't have any headphones.

02:38:13.000 So Gerald can't hear what we're watching right now.

02:38:14.000 The budget's expanding, though, right?

02:38:16.000 The budget is expanding.

02:38:18.000 There's no reason to believe at this point that it's only her counties left in Virginia.

02:38:21.000 Before there was reason to believe that.

02:38:23.000 Hold on.

02:38:23.000 Now there is not as much reason to believe that.

02:38:25.000 And by the way, there's two ticking time bombs here.

02:38:29.000 One is this lead in these states.

02:38:31.000 The other is percentage reporting.

02:38:34.000 So every time I see one more percentage reporting in Florida and Virginia, and he's still holding his lead, By the way, we can call Louisiana Trump right now.

02:38:44.000 So I've got that, calling that Trump right now on our map.

02:38:48.000 Calling it Trump, calling it Trump, calling it Trump.

02:38:53.000 Letting you know, louderwithcrowder.com slash mugclub.

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02:38:58.000 You want to watch us daily?

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02:39:33.000 Politics is always downstream from culture.

02:39:36.000 Media, entertainment, that is what will matter going into 2020.

02:39:40.000 Because, listen, if Donald Trump wins tonight, the media attack is going to be something you have never seen.

02:39:45.000 You thought they were rough on Bush?

02:39:46.000 Just see what they do with Donald Trump.

02:39:48.000 It's going to be absolutely insane.

02:39:50.000 We've got special guests with us.

02:39:52.000 Oh, hold on a second.

02:39:52.000 You ready for our next guest?

02:39:53.000 Hold on.

02:39:53.000 No, no, no.

02:39:54.000 I'm not ready because I have to...

02:39:55.000 We will tweet this thing out right now.

02:39:57.000 Well, you know what?

02:39:57.000 Let's just have our team tweet him out with your card.

02:39:59.000 Okay?

02:39:59.000 So we actually have...

02:40:00.000 You know him.

02:40:01.000 You love him.

02:40:01.000 Even though he's inappropriate and sometimes he calls in, but he has a concession probably speech tonight.

02:40:05.000 Him and Hopper didn't win.

02:40:06.000 Dean Cain.

02:40:07.000 We didn't win?

02:40:10.000 You didn't win.

02:40:11.000 Well, you weren't on the ballot in any 50 states.

02:40:14.000 Nor Puerto Rico.

02:40:15.000 So I don't know.

02:40:15.000 Your ground game wasn't strong, Dean.

02:40:18.000 Hopper told me we looked good.

02:40:21.000 Yeah, I know, but he'll do anything for cheeses, so he probably lied to you, and you probably gave him up.

02:40:25.000 I gave him cheeses!

02:40:28.000 You gave him Google.

02:40:32.000 Hold on a second.

02:40:33.000 Hey, Dean, do you want my...

02:40:33.000 Jared, let's bring up CNN so Dean can react.

02:40:36.000 Oh, there you go.

02:40:36.000 Look at Dean Cade has the mug club there.

02:40:38.000 Whoa! 0.71

02:40:38.000 Look at he's got his Not Gay Jared shirt behind him. 0.71

02:40:40.000 There you go, Not Gay Jared. 0.98

02:40:42.000 Dean, hold on a second.

02:40:43.000 We have to bring up CNN while you're on with us.

02:40:45.000 Jared, bring this up.

02:40:46.000 Apparently some things are happening right now on CNN and they're melting down, which is...

02:40:51.000 No, we don't have CNN. They don't have the feet up.

02:40:51.000 Do we have it?

02:40:53.000 Oh, they don't have the feet up?

02:40:54.000 No.

02:40:54.000 Oh, we can't get on CNN. Never mind.

02:40:56.000 Dean, are you watching this tonight?

02:40:57.000 Is it a nail-biter, or are you at the point where you just kind of don't care?

02:40:59.000 You're enjoying it.

02:41:00.000 I just watch the entertainment.

02:41:03.000 It is entertainment.

02:41:04.000 I am watching, and I'm very, very carefully watching.

02:41:07.000 I flew in from Michigan today back home in order to vote and make sure that I was on this podcast, which finally is daily.

02:41:16.000 Yes, exactly.

02:41:17.000 Well, I know.

02:41:18.000 Call in every day?

02:41:20.000 No, we'll try and schedule it.

02:41:22.000 Let us take the lead with that.

02:41:24.000 Alright, alright.

02:41:25.000 Let us take the lead, Dean.

02:41:28.000 I appreciate how overzealous you are.

02:41:30.000 I'm excited.

02:41:31.000 I'm a little excited.

02:41:33.000 So tonight, I'm watching very, very carefully.

02:41:36.000 Someone stopped me when I got off the plane.

02:41:38.000 TMZ guy stopped me and asked me a bunch of questions.

02:41:40.000 I guess he was TMZ. And I was saying that if it was really close, I thought Hillary would win tonight.

02:41:46.000 But it was such a weird cycle that everybody is predicting Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, and all of a sudden it's not looking that way 100%.

02:41:53.000 So I really don't know what to think.

02:41:57.000 I'm happy it's going the way it's going so far.

02:42:00.000 Jared, bring up any network right now.

02:42:01.000 Trump is pulling ahead fast from what I'm hearing.

02:42:03.000 Do you know who hasn't had a cycle in about 100 years?

02:42:05.000 What?

02:42:06.000 Do you know who hasn't had a cycle in about 100 years?

02:42:08.000 A cycle?

02:42:08.000 What are you talking about?

02:42:09.000 A cycle.

02:42:10.000 A menstrual cycle.

02:42:10.000 What?

02:42:11.000 Oh! 0.60

02:42:12.000 What was this?

02:42:13.000 Was that your joke?

02:42:14.000 It was a joke.

02:42:15.000 Okay.

02:42:15.000 Bring up any...

02:42:16.000 Dean is like, what?

02:42:18.000 And he thought mine were bad with Ruben.

02:42:22.000 No, they're pretty good.

02:42:23.000 Bring up a feed anywhere there, Jared.

02:42:25.000 Apparently he's pulling ahead in here pretty quickly on some things.

02:42:27.000 He's honing in.

02:42:28.000 What do you have, Gerald?

02:42:30.000 What does?

02:42:33.000 The New York Times.

02:42:34.000 Oh, New York Times has 53% chance of Trump winning now.

02:42:37.000 Right now.

02:42:37.000 It changes in minutes.

02:42:38.000 So, Dean, this is happening by the minute, but we just tuned into the Young Turks broadcast, and oh my gosh, they were about to swallow a knife.

02:42:44.000 Yeah, I saw that.

02:42:47.000 Yeah, they did.

02:42:49.000 It's shocking, because they know everything.

02:42:51.000 What do you think is going to happen in Hollywood?

02:42:53.000 Do you think people are going to lose their minds, or do you think it's been mostly grandstanding, they'll move on?

02:42:58.000 Do you think Amy Schumer will move to Canada? 0.53

02:43:00.000 Do you think any of these people will move to Canada?

02:43:03.000 Well, you were born in Montreal, right?

02:43:05.000 Yeah, I know.

02:43:07.000 They'll just show up and be like, oh my gosh, Canada's awful, and the Canadians will say, look, more tax revenue.

02:43:13.000 Hey! 0.99

02:43:14.000 Yeah.

02:43:14.000 That's exactly what they were hoping for.

02:43:16.000 I don't think anybody's going to leave.

02:43:18.000 I think everything will be just fine, because they're not...

02:43:22.000 They won't stand by their word.

02:43:23.000 They say something like that.

02:43:24.000 It's total grandstanding.

02:43:25.000 I think it's baloney.

02:43:28.000 But if they do, that'll be kind of fun to watch.

02:43:30.000 Apparently, Dean Cain is a 95-year-old neighbor as well.

02:43:32.000 I think it's baloney!

02:43:34.000 I'm giving you the evil eye! 0.99

02:43:36.000 I do have a 95-year-old neighbor.

02:43:38.000 Oh, do you?

02:43:39.000 I do.

02:43:40.000 Chuck! 0.91

02:43:41.000 Chuck! 0.91

02:43:42.000 I have one named Art.

02:43:44.000 Chuck and Art.

02:43:45.000 Those don't sound like young kids.

02:43:47.000 Art will go through my mail without me even asking.

02:43:49.000 It's a federal offense, but, you know, we let it slide.

02:43:51.000 I think old people break the law a lot, and it's okay. 1.00

02:43:54.000 You can get away with it.

02:43:55.000 Do we have any stream, Jared?

02:43:56.000 We do, but do you really want to watch this guy?

02:43:58.000 Why is Brokaw on television again?

02:44:02.000 No one knows.

02:44:05.000 Hey, look at this.

02:44:07.000 It looks like the Republicans are definitely probably going to keep the Senate.

02:44:11.000 Lester Holt looks like generically ethnic Tom Brokaw.

02:44:15.000 I can see that.

02:44:17.000 I can see that.

02:44:18.000 Like, I think he sat down with Tom Brokaw and said, hey, hey, listen, can you give me some style tips?

02:44:22.000 He said, well, it's really important that you dress in a way that is completely out of touch with the common man.

02:44:28.000 Man.

02:44:29.000 Also, um, wait, no, that wasn't, that was, was that Tom Brokaw?

02:44:32.000 Was that Tom Brokaw?

02:44:33.000 I don't know.

02:44:34.000 I always get Tom Brokaw and Dan Rather confused.

02:44:35.000 That was Tom Brokaw, right?

02:44:36.000 Yeah.

02:44:37.000 Dan Rather's the one who forged all the crap.

02:44:38.000 Yeah.

02:44:39.000 Oh, gosh, I tell you, what a, what a night.

02:44:41.000 So, okay, Trump wins, you wake up tomorrow.

02:44:44.000 What's, what is Dean Cain thinking?

02:44:45.000 Yeah.

02:44:46.000 I think, good, shake it up.

02:44:48.000 Let's see something different happen.

02:44:50.000 Listen, I really can't stand the political class.

02:44:52.000 I really can't stand professional politicians.

02:44:55.000 I don't like it.

02:44:56.000 I'm a big, big proponent of term limits, and I'd like to see some things change.

02:45:02.000 And if Hillary gets elected, I don't think things will change.

02:45:04.000 And if Donald Trump gets elected, I think things are going to change.

02:45:07.000 So that would be kind of exciting and fun.

02:45:09.000 What happens if Hillary wins when you wake up? 1.00

02:45:12.000 It's Wednesday.

02:45:16.000 Same old day and you're slightly...

02:45:18.000 He's already in California.

02:45:19.000 It doesn't get much worse.

02:45:20.000 Well, you know, there's really not a whole lot that he can do for California unless there's some kind of, you know, signing into law constitutional carry.

02:45:25.000 That would be kind of nice.

02:45:27.000 Constitutional carry like...

02:45:29.000 Yeah, like carry a firearm.

02:45:31.000 Yeah, a few states recognize...

02:45:32.000 Is that a Glock?

02:45:36.000 19.

02:45:37.000 Yeah, but it's a Glock 19, but it's useless because you can only have the...

02:45:40.000 Was it 10-round magazine?

02:45:42.000 Is it 10-round magazine or is it a 9-round magazine plus one in the chamber?

02:45:44.000 Yeah.

02:45:45.000 Well, this, I'm not going to speculate on that because I have mine here and I hope it's legal.

02:45:52.000 And I'm at home, so I can do what I want.

02:45:55.000 Yes, Dean Cain has his bullet button, everybody, on all his rifles.

02:45:58.000 Don't think that he doesn't for a second.

02:46:00.000 That's correct.

02:46:01.000 That bullet button.

02:46:03.000 Gosh.

02:46:04.000 I mean, if you didn't work in the entertainment industry, when you retire, you're going to leave California, right?

02:46:09.000 Um, let's see.

02:46:10.000 We have a huge state tag.

02:46:11.000 The only thing about California is that I came from Michigan this morning.

02:46:13.000 It was, you know, kind of nice.

02:46:15.000 Where were you in Michigan?

02:46:17.000 I was in Auburn Hills.

02:46:18.000 I was working.

02:46:19.000 I shot a film.

02:46:20.000 Okay.

02:46:21.000 Well, you know, the last stop for the Trump campaign trail was Michigan.

02:46:25.000 Coincidence?

02:46:26.000 In Grand Rapids, Michigan.

02:46:27.000 Yeah, and Hillary Clinton was there at 4 o'clock.

02:46:30.000 Michigan's still up for grabs.

02:46:31.000 It is up for grabs.

02:46:32.000 What's funny is I think the conservatives in Michigan aren't really voting for Trump in the same numbers.

02:46:36.000 And what scares me is the big union members because he said he's going to punish Ford.

02:46:39.000 And, you know, that's what bothers me with, like, the Sean Hannity, the disingenuous...

02:46:42.000 While they're living it up on Wall Street, they're shutting Detroit down.

02:46:45.000 I'm like, well, they should shut Detroit down and Wall Street down.

02:46:47.000 You shouldn't bail out any of them.

02:46:48.000 And Ford should be free to set up a plant in Mexico if it allows them to employ another 8,500 Americans, which they promised.

02:46:55.000 They've employed another 20,000 since 2011.

02:46:58.000 And if I were Ford, I would move to Texas.

02:47:01.000 So I don't like that a lot of the union members, the reason they're voting for Trump is because Trump has promised them effectively handouts.

02:47:08.000 That is something that scares me a little bit.

02:47:10.000 That makes good sense.

02:47:11.000 That being said, I have a Ford Raptor sitting in my driveway.

02:47:14.000 Well, Fords are fine, but they're the ones...

02:47:16.000 A good example, Fords were the ones who didn't want to take the bailout money, and then they had to, right?

02:47:20.000 They didn't have a choice.

02:47:21.000 And so I think if Ford did that, and Ford grew and Ford employed people, if Ford wants to set up a plant in Mexico and that allows them to employ more Americans, we shouldn't hit them with a 35% tax, making them unable to compete with... 0.64

02:47:33.000 Toyota is in Texas now.

02:47:35.000 Toyota and Honda, these Japanese cars, employ just as many Americans.

02:47:38.000 People don't know that.

02:47:39.000 Yeah, I think rhetoric on the campaign trail and the reality of what you're in office is just different.

02:47:46.000 Yeah.

02:47:47.000 All right, well, we're going to have to let you go here pretty soon.

02:47:49.000 Dean Cain, best place to be able to find you on...

02:47:51.000 Well, no, you can stick around if you want.

02:47:52.000 Hold on, Gerald, what's...

02:47:54.000 New Mexico for Clinton.

02:47:55.000 New Mexico for Clinton.

02:47:56.000 All right, let me put this up.

02:47:57.000 Oh, really?

02:47:58.000 I have one other thing.

02:47:59.000 I think you called the Hopper Cane thing just a little bit too soon.

02:48:03.000 We have Guam and Puerto Rico reporting.

02:48:05.000 Jurassic on Twitter says he's calling it.

02:48:08.000 He's calling it for Hopper Cane 2016, baby.

02:48:12.000 There you go.

02:48:12.000 It was called a little early.

02:48:14.000 I can't hear you, but I can see you talking.

02:48:17.000 Hopper is seven and a half.

02:48:19.000 So, chances are he'll make it through the entire...

02:48:21.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:48:22.000 He's in good health.

02:48:23.000 We just gave him a knee surgery.

02:48:25.000 He's running around like it's his job.

02:48:26.000 Well, right now he's sleeping like he's home with us.

02:48:28.000 He's resting up for the presidency.

02:48:30.000 He's resting up for the long ride.

02:48:31.000 You know, we're going daily.

02:48:32.000 It's a lotofcrowder.com slash mugclub.

02:48:34.000 Once we finish this tonight, we tear down the studio, we drive across the country, a whole new studio.

02:48:38.000 So, it's a busy 48 hours for us.

02:48:40.000 Yes.

02:48:41.000 Yeah, it'll be a good time.

02:48:42.000 And whenever you're around, we'll have you live in there.

02:48:44.000 It is...

02:48:45.000 Come on.

02:48:45.000 That's a nice mug.

02:48:46.000 Quality mug.

02:48:48.000 Sam Rubin looks like a sweet, nice guy, whatever, but his mug, in comparison, no.

02:48:54.000 Not even close.

02:48:54.000 Hand etched.

02:48:55.000 Like I said, we have Barack Obama's half-brother working full-time.

02:48:58.000 He's doing this with an old... 0.99

02:48:59.000 You want to see something very funny, though, as I take a sip?

02:49:04.000 Can you see what's written on the bottom of that right there?

02:49:06.000 I was going to say, made in China.

02:49:09.000 Mine doesn't say anything.

02:49:12.000 I can't see.

02:49:12.000 We can't see.

02:49:13.000 This is not Hollywood.

02:49:15.000 The camera isn't...

02:49:15.000 What does it say?

02:49:17.000 What does it say?

02:49:19.000 China? 0.73

02:49:19.000 China. 0.73

02:49:20.000 That's because it's China. 0.97

02:49:21.000 It is China. 0.82

02:49:23.000 It's China. 0.90

02:49:24.000 You put it in your China cabinet.

02:49:25.000 What are you trying to do?

02:49:26.000 It works perfectly well, and it's a great mug.

02:49:29.000 It works perfectly well, and I tell you what, because it's made in China, the actual mug, and then it comes here and it gets hand-etched by Americans, and Brandon is able to sell these himself.

02:49:38.000 He employs a bunch of Americans actually out there in Vegas, and he creates the T-shirts.

02:49:41.000 So I'm not an economic protectionist.

02:49:43.000 I'm totally fine with employing more Americans by getting some stuff less expensive.

02:49:48.000 Have you seen the Chinese try to do the etching? 0.99

02:49:50.000 No.

02:49:51.000 It's not good.

02:49:51.000 Yep.

02:49:52.000 Your language is not complex enough.

02:49:54.000 I can't do the curvature.

02:49:56.000 And then they drown a baby, and you're like, you don't need to do that all the time, China. 0.98

02:50:00.000 Get your act together.

02:50:01.000 Sorry, Dean, you're part Asian. 1.00

02:50:02.000 We should have realized.

02:50:02.000 Oh, yeah, but I'm Japanese, so still, let's make fun of the Chinese.

02:50:05.000 This is true.

02:50:06.000 That is kind of, you know what, that's our failsafe.

02:50:08.000 If they all get nukes, you know, as Donald Trump has talked about, the Japanese and the Chinese hate each other so much that it's kind of a stalemate.

02:50:14.000 It is.

02:50:15.000 I was recently in China.

02:50:17.000 Really?

02:50:18.000 Did it suck?

02:50:19.000 My eyes burned a lot.

02:50:22.000 That's it.

02:50:23.000 Just from the pollution?

02:50:24.000 Where were you?

02:50:24.000 Were you in Hong Kong?

02:50:25.000 Were you in Shanghai?

02:50:26.000 I was actually in the Henan province, which is kind of in the...

02:50:29.000 It's east.

02:50:32.000 No, it's west.

02:50:33.000 Do you just pick your projects based on vacation?

02:50:36.000 Like, I was shooting in Spain.

02:50:38.000 I was shooting in China.

02:50:39.000 I was in Montreal.

02:50:40.000 It seems to me like you're just picking like, yeah, I'll go shoot.

02:50:42.000 Where are you going to take me?

02:50:43.000 Are you going to take me to Portugal?

02:50:44.000 Yeah, I'll go shoot there.

02:50:45.000 Actually, half the time I don't even know where I'm going.

02:50:47.000 I just get on a plane.

02:50:49.000 Show up there.

02:50:50.000 That's it.

02:50:51.000 Your agent just says, just get your sweet tuchus over there on the plane. 1.00

02:50:54.000 You'll be on the beach in no time.

02:50:55.000 Just grab your parka and your G-string.

02:50:57.000 Just prepare for anything.

02:50:58.000 Hold on, Gerald.

02:50:58.000 Who doesn't have those all together all the time?

02:51:00.000 I think Gerald has to call into the state.

02:51:01.000 False alarm.

02:51:02.000 False alarm.

02:51:02.000 So nothing's being called right now.

02:51:03.000 No, but the trend is up in Ohio, up in...

02:51:06.000 Trump, you mean?

02:51:07.000 Yeah.

02:51:08.000 Trump is going up in Ohio and North Carolina in the last 30 minutes.

02:51:10.000 Stable in Florida.

02:51:11.000 Shrinking in Virginia right now.

02:51:12.000 Shrinking in Virginia.

02:51:13.000 Yeah.

02:51:14.000 I mean, every...

02:51:14.000 Anybody signing up for the mug clump?

02:51:17.000 Sorry.

02:51:17.000 Every media pundit that I heard called it big time for Clinton all the way through.

02:51:21.000 So it's kind of interesting to hear the night go this way.

02:51:23.000 That's all I have to say.

02:51:24.000 Yeah.

02:51:25.000 If he loses Virginia, then he still needs to steal Michigan or Wisconsin.

02:51:32.000 So that doesn't change a whole lot.

02:51:35.000 You said he's up in North Carolina?

02:51:37.000 He's up in North Carolina and Ohio and gaining more votes.

02:51:39.000 So he's expanding his lead right now.

02:51:41.000 And he's up in Florida.

02:51:42.000 So he's probably going to get Ohio, North Carolina, Florida.

02:51:45.000 How's he going to do in California?

02:51:48.000 That was one thing I thought was funny when they were like, ah, he's going to win California and New York.

02:51:51.000 Listen, he'll change some of the map, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.

02:51:54.000 There's no way he's winning California because of three or four cities.

02:52:00.000 Well, they say that 80% of the vote in California is actually south of San Francisco.

02:52:07.000 Yeah.

02:52:08.000 Which is interesting.

02:52:10.000 Not that interesting.

02:52:12.000 But I will say, San Francisco, whenever I talk to people, like, oh my gosh, don't you just love San Francisco?

02:52:19.000 I just say, no.

02:52:21.000 And they never know how to respond.

02:52:23.000 They expect it.

02:52:24.000 I'm like, oh yeah, I love it.

02:52:25.000 And I say, no.

02:52:26.000 I'm a wine guy.

02:52:27.000 I have to love it.

02:52:28.000 It's the gateway to Napa and Sonoma.

02:52:30.000 Come on, man.

02:52:30.000 Just go to Napa and Sonoma.

02:52:32.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:52:33.000 Just go to Napa and Sonoma.

02:52:33.000 Yeah, it's the gateway to Napa and Sonoma.

02:52:35.000 You can't fly to Napa and Sonoma.

02:52:36.000 You can fly to Sacramento or you can fly to Oakland.

02:52:38.000 God knows who would fly to Oakland on purpose.

02:52:40.000 And then you have San Francisco and San Jose.

02:52:41.000 I mean, you've got to go through San Francisco.

02:52:43.000 Well, Dean Cain has his own plane, I'm pretty sure.

02:52:46.000 Ah, see, I can only see your mouth moving.

02:52:48.000 I can't hear words, you know?

02:52:49.000 No budget.

02:52:50.000 There's no budget.

02:52:51.000 Daryl doesn't have headphones because, again, we're tearing down the studio.

02:52:54.000 That's right, yeah, he has his own plane.

02:52:56.000 He doesn't so much have his own plane, so much as he gives John Travolta a massage while John Travolta...

02:53:03.000 747 is kind of big for the five of us.

02:53:05.000 Strong hands.

02:53:07.000 And Travolta goes, Oh, Dean!

02:53:10.000 This is the propeller plane.

02:53:11.000 Wait until we get on a jet.

02:53:14.000 One thing about John Travolta, what happened with his...

02:53:16.000 I'm sure you probably noticed this because you're a student of it as an actor.

02:53:19.000 John Travolta, this is Sandy!

02:53:21.000 And now he talks borderline like Caitlyn Jenner.

02:53:24.000 What happened with his voice?

02:53:25.000 Did he have his jaw wired shut?

02:53:27.000 Who knows?

02:53:28.000 Who knows?

02:53:29.000 But, you know, Hollywood loves a comeback.

02:53:30.000 And he was gone for a long time.

02:53:31.000 And then came back and he's had a second career.

02:53:34.000 And I'm interested to see what the third career is going to be.

02:53:36.000 Well, I think it's going to be as...

02:53:37.000 Maybe it'll be as Cateman.

02:53:38.000 I don't know.

02:53:38.000 I think it's going to be as a masseuse.

02:53:40.000 And I think he'll be quite good at it, believe it or not.

02:53:45.000 He might be.

02:53:45.000 Hold on.

02:53:46.000 What are you saying, Gerald?

02:53:46.000 New York Times now, that average I told you about was 52% or 53% is now 59% chance of Trump winning as of 941.

02:53:53.000 59% of Trump winning.

02:53:54.000 Keeps edging that way.

02:53:55.000 Keeps edging up.

02:53:56.000 Wow.

02:53:57.000 Oh my gosh.

02:53:58.000 Young Turks right now, they're cutting themselves. 1.00

02:54:00.000 They're trying to find double-edged safety razors because they probably don't even have them.

02:54:05.000 Most people just to cut themselves.

02:54:07.000 I was going to say, what if there's a live suicide?

02:54:09.000 What if that happens on the Young Turks?

02:54:12.000 Well, there's a very strong possibility.

02:54:16.000 I think there's a strong possibility of, at the very least, career suicide for a lot of the media right now.

02:54:21.000 I mean, what do they do?

02:54:23.000 I always give it a 60-40 chance for Hillary to win, but people who completely wrote him up. 0.99

02:54:27.000 Even more interesting, let's play the game of which state is Jill Stein breaking through the 1% mark in? 0.54

02:54:33.000 Okay, Dean, which state do you think Jill Stein is breaking the 1%? 0.92

02:54:36.000 I guess somewhere...

02:54:37.000 The one's in play right now.

02:54:39.000 New Hampshire?

02:54:40.000 I would say Oregon.

02:54:42.000 Michigan.

02:54:44.000 Really?

02:54:44.000 Really.

02:54:46.000 Gosh.

02:54:46.000 There are more dumb people in Michigan.

02:54:49.000 They saw Stein and they thought Beer Stein.

02:54:50.000 So, okay, I'll vote for that lady. 1.00

02:54:52.000 It's got to be good.

02:54:53.000 10,000 votes.

02:54:55.000 Beer City USA. 10,000 votes for Jill Stein. 0.64

02:54:58.000 Man, Michigan.

02:54:59.000 The city of my birth.

02:55:00.000 The state of my birth.

02:55:03.000 Now, which city were you born in in Michigan?

02:55:04.000 Mount Clemens.

02:55:05.000 Macomb County.

02:55:06.000 Oh, okay.

02:55:07.000 Do you still have family in Michigan?

02:55:08.000 No, no.

02:55:11.000 They couldn't handle it.

02:55:12.000 It was all military family.

02:55:13.000 They couldn't handle the weather.

02:55:14.000 Okay, well, Dean, listen, thank you so much for coming on in the mug.

02:55:18.000 We will have you on the program more regularly.

02:55:19.000 Not good here.

02:55:19.000 Do you have anything you two need to talk about?

02:55:21.000 No, I think we'll talk later.

02:55:22.000 Talk later.

02:55:23.000 Yeah, call me.

02:55:24.000 I'll call you.

02:55:25.000 Dean Cain, thank you so much for joining us.

02:55:28.000 We appreciate it.

02:55:28.000 We must get back to calling states.

02:55:30.000 Okay, let me see what we have here.

02:55:33.000 Jared, bring up a stream from either NBC or anywhere.

02:55:38.000 Clinton now at 5% in Virginia with 89% reporting.

02:55:43.000 That worries me with that trend.

02:55:47.000 But we may be...

02:55:48.000 It may be Michigan.

02:55:51.000 Michigan is going to be the linchpin.

02:55:54.000 If he wins Florida and North Carolina and Ohio...

02:55:58.000 We're going to be sitting here waiting on Michigan.

02:56:00.000 And Lester, nobody was talking about Michigan five days ago.

02:56:03.000 I wouldn't discount Pennsylvania yet, but I still would rather be her than him.

02:56:06.000 All right, let's go to Hallie Jackson now. 0.53

02:56:08.000 One second here.

02:56:08.000 Hallie?

02:56:09.000 Hey, Lester, I'm joined here by filmmaker Michael Moore, who has spent months really diving into...

02:56:14.000 Oh, no!

02:56:14.000 No!

02:56:15.000 There's a frog!

02:56:16.000 Look, what happened to his neck?

02:56:18.000 His shoulder just...

02:56:19.000 It looks like Pepe just kind of drowned.

02:56:23.000 It's all inflated.

02:56:24.000 Well, back in the summer I wrote an essay called The Brexit States, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, that the working class that has been so abused and attacked and their livelihood taken from them over these last really couple decades, they're at the point where they're so angry and full of so much despair that I could see that they were going to use the ballot box as an anger management exercise.

02:56:49.000 You've called it a middle finger to the establishment.

02:56:51.000 Yes, or Trump being their human Molotov cocktail.

02:56:54.000 He has been interesting to hear and listen to on Trump.

02:56:57.000 Very interesting.

02:56:58.000 That is a very bizarre look.

02:57:01.000 He's kind of got the Trump Jr.

02:57:02.000 look on it.

02:57:03.000 That long hair in the back, that swoop on the front.

02:57:05.000 He has no idea how to rebuild it.

02:57:06.000 He might have a hero.

02:57:08.000 He looks like the junk lady Muppet from Labyrinth.

02:57:14.000 Oh gosh, my internet is going out here, so the Twitter stuff.

02:57:21.000 Not at all.

02:57:22.000 No, I mean, this has been my fear.

02:57:24.000 I've been trying to tell people we have to put special focus on Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania.

02:57:30.000 It's the last place you would have expected it to.

02:57:31.000 I know what's going on here.

02:57:33.000 They're being manipulated by a con artist.

02:57:36.000 That's what Donald Trump is.

02:57:37.000 He has not told them the truth.

02:57:39.000 Oh, come on, Michael.

02:57:41.000 Your brother says he looks like a lesbian to Walter White. 0.94

02:57:44.000 He's a dying dinosaur.

02:57:47.000 His way of doing things.

02:57:49.000 And that's the old America. 0.73

02:57:51.000 We're into it.

02:57:52.000 Seriously.

02:57:53.000 Look at Michael Moore.

02:57:54.000 He looks like he might be scissoring.

02:57:55.000 Thank you very much.

02:57:55.000 Former Bernie Sanders supporter.

02:57:56.000 Now a Hillary Clinton supporter.

02:57:58.000 Louisiana.

02:57:59.000 I can't.

02:57:59.000 Other side.

02:58:00.000 Louisiana just went Trump.

02:58:01.000 Did we already call it?

02:58:02.000 Yeah, we already called Louisiana Trump.

02:58:04.000 We already called Louisiana Trump internet as-is slowing, slowing, slowing, slowing, slowing, slowing, slowing, slowing.

02:58:04.000 All right.

02:58:11.000 If any students are out there trying to get it, it's lowercase student.

02:58:15.000 It should be work if it's uppercase.

02:58:18.000 Promo code.

02:58:19.000 Lowercase student, just making sure everybody knows that.

02:58:21.000 Does that card work, Jared, now?

02:58:22.000 Yep, it works.

02:58:23.000 Okay, hold on a second.

02:58:25.000 Gerald and Jared, you talk for a bit like that.

02:58:26.000 You guys have crashed pretty much their website with all the stuff signed up.

02:58:30.000 That's awesome.

02:58:31.000 A lot of Chinese people making, but, I love it, a lot of Americans etching, doing the finishing touches, the nice stuff.

02:58:38.000 That's what matters.

02:58:39.000 And disinfecting, because Crowder's touched a lot of these, and so we don't want to spread the disease.

02:58:43.000 Florida's in 95%, so it's still close enough, though it is definitely favoring Trump.

02:58:52.000 What else we got?

02:58:53.000 We got Ohio.

02:58:54.000 He could be pulling off a miracle.

02:58:55.000 He really could.

02:58:56.000 That's not a miracle, though.

02:58:57.000 It wasn't that much of a long shot.

02:58:59.000 I think it was a pretty big long shot.

02:59:00.000 I really do.

02:59:01.000 I think a lot of people thought maybe he would take a couple of those swing states or the states that he needed.

02:59:05.000 Let's put Ohio firmly in his category.

02:59:07.000 If you look at the Ohio map right now, what's coming in?

02:59:11.000 Precisely Toledo, Cleveland, Columbus, and Cincinnati areas are firmly blue.

02:59:15.000 Everything else is red.

02:59:16.000 Everything else is red.

02:59:17.000 It's on CNN. That definitely makes sense.

02:59:20.000 I spent about four years there.

02:59:22.000 I did some time in Ohio.

02:59:23.000 Well, that's the nature of Ohio.

02:59:25.000 Lorain County still coming in.

02:59:26.000 Hasn't been called yet.

02:59:28.000 Leaning Hillary. 1.00

02:59:29.000 That'll go Hillary. 1.00

02:59:30.000 And then you've got basically a couple counties around Columbus.

02:59:34.000 I've got this up on my screen here, Jared, if I need to.

02:59:36.000 And Trump is ahead.

02:59:38.000 Gosh, he's ahead almost by 10 in Ohio.

02:59:39.000 Yep.

02:59:40.000 By 10%.

02:59:41.000 Great.

02:59:42.000 Yeah, with 65% of the vote in.

02:59:43.000 So, Jared, you know Ohio.

02:59:45.000 Oh, sorry.

02:59:45.000 Does that mean...

02:59:46.000 Thanks, CNN, for all your ads.

02:59:48.000 Does this mean here, are there any liberal counties yet to come in, or do you think the liberal counties have come in?

02:59:52.000 Those have come in.

02:59:53.000 I mean, everything else is so rural there.

02:59:55.000 The only one that's got some liberal to it is Oberlin.

02:59:58.000 It's pretty heavy there, but I think that's in liberal.

03:00:00.000 Yeah, because of the college and stuff like that.

03:00:01.000 But other than that...

03:00:04.000 No, I think...

03:00:05.000 Do you think Ohio's pretty much settled?

03:00:06.000 I think it's pretty settled for Trump.

03:00:08.000 Yeah.

03:00:08.000 I can't see anything else coming into play that would flip that.

03:00:12.000 You've got one county...

03:00:13.000 Well, even the counties that are around Toledo and Columbus that could, you know, are close enough to the cities, they're leading Trump.

03:00:21.000 Yeah.

03:00:22.000 This is big.

03:00:23.000 No, I disagree with Gerald.

03:00:25.000 I don't think this is a miracle.

03:00:26.000 I always thought it was.

03:00:27.000 I always said, like, I'd give him a 60-40 shot.

03:00:29.000 No way.

03:00:30.000 I mean, this would just shock the heck out of me, honestly.

03:00:33.000 I didn't think everything would line up.

03:00:35.000 If he ends up doing what he needs to do to win tonight, it would take so many things kind of lining up for him.

03:00:39.000 And going against some of the poll averages that you and I both looked at, that we said, uh...

03:00:43.000 Yeah, that doesn't look all that great.

03:00:44.000 Jamie Dupree just tweeted out again that it looks like Trump's going to take it there.

03:00:48.000 Briar County in Florida is almost all in, which is one of the big heavy counties for the Democrats.

03:00:54.000 And her lead has only increased a touch from that.

03:00:56.000 Yeah, so he's still about 1.2 points ahead of her.

03:00:59.000 Yeah.

03:00:59.000 In Florida.

03:01:00.000 Tight, tight race. 0.95

03:01:01.000 So Florida looks like it's him.

03:01:03.000 Michigan is leading, but there's not enough of the vote in there in Michigan.

03:01:05.000 Virginia is still tight.

03:01:06.000 Yeah.

03:01:07.000 Virginia is still tight.

03:01:08.000 Trying to see with Michigan.

03:01:09.000 Well, here's the deal.

03:01:10.000 Michigan, they don't have Detroit in yet.

03:01:13.000 So it's Grand Rapids is the main portion, and yet they don't have that whole Saginaw, Detroit area.

03:01:13.000 Oh boy.

03:01:20.000 Crap.

03:01:21.000 So they have Lansing, but they don't even have the counties north of Lansing.

03:01:25.000 So right around Lansing, right around Detroit.

03:01:27.000 So people, you need to understand...

03:01:29.000 That'll answer you if it's the big unions, you know, in Michigan.

03:01:34.000 Someone said they thought he might win Wisconsin.

03:01:36.000 I don't think we're close enough here with Wisconsin.

03:01:38.000 Bring up a broadcast, Jared.

03:01:40.000 We only have 25% of the vote in.

03:01:41.000 He's ahead in Wisconsin.

03:01:42.000 Four points.

03:01:45.000 Trump winning in Wisconsin by 39,000 right now.

03:01:48.000 Clinton headquarters just doing their thing.

03:01:51.000 Oh, well, Rhode Island.

03:01:52.000 Yep.

03:01:54.000 That's been called for a while.

03:01:55.000 New York Times giving Trump a 58% chance of winning Michigan.

03:01:58.000 She looks like she's dying on the spot. 0.79

03:02:00.000 What's the 104 that Clinton has?

03:02:01.000 What am I missing here?

03:02:03.000 Let's go through the map.

03:02:04.000 You got it up?

03:02:05.000 Yeah.

03:02:05.000 We've got Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New Jersey, Delaware, D.C., Illinois, New Mexico.

03:02:11.000 Okay, so I couldn't catch all those.

03:02:13.000 Vermont, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Delaware.

03:02:18.000 Does she have Maryland now? 1.00

03:02:19.000 Oh, she has Maryland?

03:02:19.000 Maryland.

03:02:20.000 Maryland, D.C., and Illinois.

03:02:22.000 Yeah, so there you go, 109.

03:02:24.000 109?

03:02:25.000 Well, Maryland, if she has Maryland, then that would put 109. 0.99

03:02:25.000 You got 109? 0.99

03:02:28.000 Yeah, New Mexico.

03:02:29.000 I already have New Mexico.

03:02:30.000 And he's at 154, right?

03:02:33.000 I've got 136 on here, but again, it kind of depends on who's calling what.

03:02:37.000 I lost my map.

03:02:38.000 No!

03:02:39.000 No, I lost my map!

03:02:41.000 Let me redo this.

03:02:44.000 There it is.

03:02:45.000 She took the narrow lead.

03:02:46.000 And I can just tell you my own history of doing this.

03:02:49.000 We know where this is headed.

03:02:50.000 Wow.

03:02:50.000 Virginia there.

03:02:51.000 It's still close.

03:02:52.000 She had to work for it.

03:02:53.000 Okay.

03:02:53.000 New Jersey.

03:02:54.000 Delaware.

03:02:55.000 So she won Maryland. 0.85

03:02:56.000 D.C. New Mexico.

03:02:58.000 Hit me with it again.

03:02:59.000 New Mexico.

03:03:00.000 New York.

03:03:00.000 Vermont.

03:03:01.000 Maryland.

03:03:02.000 New Jersey.

03:03:02.000 Rhode Island.

03:03:03.000 Connecticut.

03:03:04.000 Maryland.

03:03:05.000 D.C. and Illinois.

03:03:05.000 Delaware.

03:03:07.000 And New Mexico.

03:03:08.000 Has that been called?

03:03:09.000 New Mexico is called for Clinton.

03:03:11.000 Okay, it's not on this map, but okay.

03:03:13.000 Fox News had it called.

03:03:14.000 For Trump, we've got North Dakota, South Dakota, Wyoming, Kansas, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, South Carolina, and Indiana.

03:03:34.000 Indiana.

03:03:35.000 Okay.

03:03:37.000 So they have her at 104. 0.84

03:03:38.000 We have her at 109.

03:03:40.000 I don't know why.

03:03:41.000 I don't know what we're not adding up.

03:03:42.000 Yeah.

03:03:43.000 All right.

03:03:44.000 Here, let me check something.

03:03:44.000 It's probably the New Mexico thing.

03:03:47.000 Fox News has her at 109. 0.57

03:03:51.000 Someone said when Michael Moore came on, both my wife and I said, Ew.

03:03:55.000 Crowder, update your MacBook.

03:03:57.000 Update your MacBook.

03:04:00.000 Oh, gosh.

03:04:02.000 Let's see what the Young Turks are doing.

03:04:03.000 Let's see what they're doing?

03:04:04.000 Yeah, and let's tweet out that we're doing Young Turks.

03:04:06.000 All right.

03:04:07.000 So that everyone knows.

03:04:09.000 We're going there as we speak.

03:04:11.000 To the Young Turks. 0.95

03:04:13.000 The Young Turks.

03:04:14.000 Young Turks. 0.66

03:04:16.000 All right.

03:04:17.000 And then who do we have?

03:04:18.000 Do we have anyone at 10?

03:04:20.000 10.15, we go back to...

03:04:22.000 Gavin at some point, right?

03:04:24.000 Well, Gavin was supposed to be with Kumia.

03:04:26.000 I'll have to track him down.

03:04:28.000 We might not have Gavin there.

03:04:31.000 Let's see.

03:04:32.000 About Michael Moore.

03:04:33.000 He looks like a lesbian, Walter White. 0.99

03:04:34.000 So people are fans of the...

03:04:37.000 Oh, John King is trending.

03:04:38.000 Did he kill himself?

03:04:40.000 Did John King kill himself?

03:04:45.000 John King for seeing his most incredible election night.

03:04:47.000 Incredible knowledge.

03:04:48.000 John King just let out a huge sigh in Virginia.

03:04:51.000 John King uses the touchscreens like watching Messi with a soccer ball.

03:04:53.000 All right.

03:04:56.000 So, Gerald, what's your...

03:04:58.000 You think Trump's going to win this?

03:05:00.000 I would be shocked if he did.

03:05:02.000 Still?

03:05:03.000 At this point, do you think he's winning?

03:05:06.000 He's going to win.

03:05:08.000 It honestly has a feel to look like he's got some momentum right now.

03:05:08.000 It looks...

03:05:12.000 He's up 10.5 points now in Ohio, and there's not enough counties.

03:05:16.000 A lot of people are saying that there's not enough counties to carry the water in Michigan so that it's likely that he can still...

03:05:21.000 It's too close to call still.

03:05:23.000 There's not enough counties in Florida.

03:05:24.000 There's not enough counties likely to carry the water for him?

03:05:27.000 For Clinton in Michigan, so he can hold a lead.

03:05:30.000 Yeah, it's possible that he's going to win Florida and Michigan.

03:05:32.000 But again, these guys are looking at exit poll data.

03:05:34.000 They're looking at county-by-county information that's being posted to the website.

03:05:38.000 So that's very reliable information.

03:05:39.000 They're very nonpartisan people that I'm getting this information from.

03:05:42.000 So it's good, reliable stuff, but it's still too early to really know.

03:05:45.000 But best anecdotal evidence says Florida right now solidly to Trump, even though it's incredibly close.

03:05:51.000 Ohio not even close at all solidly to Trump.

03:05:53.000 And then Michigan likely in Trump's favor.

03:05:56.000 So we'll see.

03:05:58.000 Well, let me experiment here with the electoral map, okay?

03:06:01.000 So, let me do a different map.

03:06:02.000 Let me do a projected map, okay?

03:06:04.000 Right now.

03:06:05.000 So, New Mexico, so Arizona.

03:06:07.000 Let's give Trump Arizona.

03:06:08.000 Nevada, let's give to Clinton. 1.00

03:06:09.000 Stock market's down 433 in the future, as Trump leads ahead.

03:06:14.000 So, let's give Trump Ohio.

03:06:16.000 He's ahead North Carolina, right?

03:06:19.000 He is at, yeah, he's ahead 50 to 47.

03:06:23.000 He's ahead Florida.

03:06:25.000 Yep.

03:06:26.000 He has Iowa for sure.

03:06:28.000 Ahead in Georgia.

03:06:29.000 If he gets Michigan, he wins.

03:06:31.000 So if he holds those, if he gets Michigan, he wins.

03:06:33.000 If he doesn't get Michigan, she wins.

03:06:37.000 So even if he gets Ohio, Iowa, let's say he gets New Hampshire, so he could also do it if he loses Michigan, but he gets New Hampshire and Virginia, he could win.

03:06:46.000 Hmm.

03:06:48.000 So, he needs North Carolina, he needs Florida, he needs Ohio, that's a given.

03:06:53.000 He needs to hold all those, and then he either needs to pull out Michigan or Virginia.

03:07:00.000 Is what it needs to do.

03:07:01.000 So that still gives you some perspective, but it seems very possible.

03:07:04.000 It seems very much within the realm of possibility.

03:07:06.000 Let's see what these guys think.

03:07:06.000 Or at the bare minimum in Michigan, we are going to have the experience that we've just endured with Virginia.

03:07:12.000 I think they're calling Virginia right now.

03:07:14.000 Detroit, Detroit, Detroit.

03:07:16.000 Right.

03:07:16.000 Okay, so let me try to think so evenly right now.

03:07:19.000 Is that right?

03:07:20.000 Yeah.

03:07:20.000 Okay.

03:07:21.000 If she has won Virginia, that is really good news, and I would flip it back to, this is not the New York Times, this is me, I would flip her back to being the favorite.

03:07:33.000 Why would you flip Virginia?

03:07:35.000 I haven't seen anyone having Virginia Clinton yet.

03:07:40.000 Fox News has called it for Clinton.

03:07:42.000 Virginia?

03:07:42.000 Yes.

03:07:42.000 Oh, Virginia's Clinton.

03:07:43.000 They've called it.

03:07:45.000 Oh, yeah, she has.

03:07:46.000 Okay.

03:07:46.000 Well, there we go.

03:07:47.000 Let me add Virginia for Clinton. 0.58

03:07:49.000 Okay.

03:07:50.000 Okay, so that's surprising that Fox News is on top of it.

03:07:57.000 That's shocking.

03:07:58.000 Trump's still having a popular vote, though.

03:08:00.000 Kind of nice.

03:08:06.000 Montana for Trump.

03:08:13.000 Don't count, don't presume Wisconsin.

03:08:17.000 Well, if she loses Wisconsin, she's gone.

03:08:19.000 Okay, but I mean, again, there's no reason why Virginia would be close and not Wisconsin.

03:08:24.000 Montana for Trump.

03:08:27.000 We don't have any of them for Virginia, do we?

03:08:30.000 No.

03:08:31.000 Montana, Trump.

03:08:32.000 Michigan, which we know got incredibly close.

03:08:35.000 And Ohio, these states don't have nothing to do with each other.

03:08:39.000 Okay, New York Times does not agree with me, and Ben is making great points about Wisconsin, Michigan, etc.

03:08:46.000 They now have Trump at 64% chance.

03:08:49.000 The eyes say it.

03:08:50.000 The greasy one is not so...

03:08:55.000 So, look, one more number.

03:08:56.000 Oh, look, the gift of Anna's back.

03:08:59.000 Here's what I wonder, though, with the Young Turks. 0.91

03:09:00.000 What do they do when they're alternative media?

03:09:03.000 You know, they've been pushing Hillary and they've been pushing Bernie.

03:09:07.000 You know what I mean?

03:09:08.000 Yeah.

03:09:08.000 What do they do at that point?

03:09:10.000 I think they still claim the mantle that they've been pushing Bernie and reluctantly pushing Hillary.

03:09:15.000 That's the kind of mantle they claim.

03:09:16.000 The truth is their job changes a whole lot more than ours does.

03:09:20.000 What does our job change?

03:09:21.000 Well, we're going to make jokes about Hillary and Trump no matter what. 0.98

03:09:23.000 And if Trump says something stupid, we'll make fun of him because it's funny.

03:09:27.000 Like I said, I don't hate Trump.

03:09:28.000 As a matter of fact, it's pretty good for comedy for Trump.

03:09:30.000 As long as people can have a sense of humor about it, even people who voted Trump, as long as you can laugh.

03:09:34.000 And the media doesn't change.

03:09:36.000 The media corruption, the entertainment industry corruption, none of that changes.

03:09:38.000 This is still an uphill battle, the likes of which people have never seen.

03:09:42.000 And what this tells you is we need to shift the media issue right now.

03:09:45.000 We need to do a complete 180 where the media has been in charge and trying to control people in how they think and how they vote.

03:09:53.000 Well, we need to flip that.

03:09:55.000 And that's what we're trying to do, where we can actually report on what people are doing.

03:09:58.000 Um, hold on a second here.

03:10:02.000 Okay, assume for a second that she holds on to Wisconsin.

03:10:08.000 She can lose Michigan, but if she wins North Carolina... 1.00

03:10:15.000 No, and that's not a...

03:10:16.000 Michigan and North Carolina push.

03:10:19.000 Then she's back to needing just New Hampshire or Nevada to win. 0.99

03:10:22.000 Yeah.

03:10:23.000 Okay?

03:10:23.000 Gerald, get us a beer, please.

03:10:25.000 Man, there's a lot of different scenarios here.

03:10:27.000 Jared, do you want another beer?

03:10:28.000 I would like one, thank you.

03:10:29.000 What do you want?

03:10:30.000 I'll take another two-hearted.

03:10:32.000 You know what?

03:10:32.000 I'll have an amber, Gerald.

03:10:34.000 Please, thank you very much.

03:10:35.000 And I'll drink it from my fine mug.

03:10:37.000 So we're in bad, bad shape in that regard.

03:10:40.000 As Ben's on Twitter points out, interestingly, while 538...

03:10:44.000 So Courtney asked me to do this.

03:10:46.000 This is for you, Courtney.

03:10:46.000 You've got to be in with me on this.

03:10:48.000 She told me to throw that on camera at you.

03:10:50.000 Why?

03:10:51.000 It's a dog toy.

03:10:52.000 Why?

03:10:52.000 She said throw a dog toy at Steven Crowder on camera.

03:10:54.000 And I said, wait until later.

03:10:55.000 Wait until we've had some beers.

03:10:56.000 Courtney seems to think too highly of herself in regards to employment stability. 0.99

03:11:02.000 I'm done with that.

03:11:03.000 I've done my job.

03:11:04.000 Uh oh, here comes Anna Kasparian, she's gonna say the F word. 1.00

03:11:07.000 They're like the smartest fricking guys in the room, and they were smarter about this than anybody else.

03:11:10.000 I still like him just for his frisbee haircut.

03:11:14.000 Okay, so, look, look, guys.

03:11:17.000 It's 50-50, man.

03:11:19.000 It's 50-50, man.

03:11:21.000 No, it's not 50-50.

03:11:22.000 It's actually not 50-50, Cenk.

03:11:24.000 There's more chance that Trump wins than 50-50.

03:11:28.000 We are watching, we are watching.

03:11:29.000 You can always tweet us any results that you think you have.

03:11:31.000 You think maybe we've missed.

03:11:32.000 I can see the map.

03:11:33.000 I don't need them to tell me, right?

03:11:37.000 So, it looks like she's going to win Virginia. 1.00

03:11:41.000 That's great news.

03:11:43.000 I mean, look, we thought she was going to lose just like half an hour ago.

03:11:47.000 We thought she was going to lose Virginia. 0.89

03:11:48.000 And then, good night, Irene.

03:11:50.000 Good night, Robichaud.

03:11:51.000 You're done, right?

03:11:52.000 So, you're not done now.

03:11:54.000 You're not done.

03:11:54.000 She's back in the race.

03:11:56.000 And Florida is not a foregone conclusion.

03:11:59.000 And Michigan is not a foregone conclusion.

03:12:01.000 It's anybody's race right now. 0.87

03:12:04.000 Anybody's race.

03:12:04.000 I love how there is a line.

03:12:05.000 This is the difference.

03:12:06.000 I know people who don't like it when we don't get in line for Trump and chill.

03:12:09.000 You want to know why?

03:12:10.000 Because this.

03:12:11.000 Because you sound just like this.

03:12:11.000 You sound just like this.

03:12:13.000 If we lied to you, like, listen, we came on the show, I'm like, ah, I think he was going to win, but I think Trump could pull it out.

03:12:17.000 And here we are, and we're just telling you, we really don't have a dog in the fight at this point.

03:12:20.000 I prefer Trump over Hillary as far as policy. 1.00

03:12:24.000 I don't get excited about either of them.

03:12:27.000 But if we just came in and never criticized Trump and only criticized Hillary Clinton, we'd sound like the Young Turks.

03:12:33.000 That's what it sounds like.

03:12:34.000 It's anybody's race.

03:12:36.000 Anyone can win anything at this point.

03:12:39.000 Yeah.

03:12:41.000 Is that a glisten on his forehead, or is that him just carrying the water?

03:12:43.000 It's just leaking.

03:12:44.000 It's bacon grease.

03:12:46.000 That stands to reason.

03:12:48.000 I don't see people getting off their couch to vote for Hillary Clinton that will get off their couch to vote against Donald Trump, but I think there are more people...

03:12:55.000 He looks smaller than even just the last time we tuned in.

03:12:57.000 He's like the incredible shrinking man.

03:12:59.000 He's like Tom Hanks in Big when he's going back, turning back into a kid.

03:13:02.000 From a suit.

03:13:03.000 He looks smaller than before.

03:13:05.000 He does.

03:13:05.000 Like he's sweating, like he's cutting water weight for a wrestling meet.

03:13:08.000 ...that half the country is literally poor...

03:13:09.000 Well, you know, he loses a lot of weight walking around, working at Home Depot the rest of the day.

03:13:15.000 He just looks like the guy who looked there, right?

03:13:16.000 Can you picture the tool belt?

03:13:18.000 A little saggy on the runway.

03:13:19.000 Him?

03:13:20.000 Yeah.

03:13:20.000 He just comes in.

03:13:22.000 I'm here to fix your scaffolding.

03:13:24.000 Oh, really?

03:13:25.000 Plumbing aisle five.

03:13:27.000 You want to make $30,000 a year and work for the Young Turks?

03:13:30.000 Okay.

03:13:31.000 You got a blazer and a t-shirt?

03:13:33.000 Someone hashtagging that Hillary said, Detroit is reporting Hillary is barely holding a four-point lead in those counties.

03:13:40.000 That's surprising.

03:13:42.000 I said earlier I thought that he would do less well, surprisingly less well, in western Michigan and better in Detroit.

03:13:50.000 I was half right.

03:13:52.000 It's even surprising me.

03:13:54.000 It's even surprising me.

03:13:55.000 What do you mean, even surprising you?

03:13:57.000 Like, people think, like, oh my gosh, what could possibly surprise you?

03:14:00.000 Oh, that's not Jimmy Dory, right?

03:14:02.000 That's the other one?

03:14:02.000 That's the other one.

03:14:03.000 I always forget his name.

03:14:04.000 We're back to the royal bench here.

03:14:06.000 Oh my gosh, look at Anna Kasparian. 0.99

03:14:12.000 She looks like she just gave birth to her soul.

03:14:15.000 Look at that face!

03:14:21.000 Look at that face on Anna Kasparian!

03:14:24.000 Oh my word!

03:14:26.000 It's like she's been chasing around the princess and the frog all day long.

03:14:28.000 She's a little exhausted.

03:14:30.000 She looks like a little firefly. 0.81

03:14:31.000 She does.

03:14:32.000 Hey, Gerald, need to close the door there, Big Chief?

03:14:34.000 Hey, here's what's so great, too, about the Mug Club, for people who don't know.

03:14:37.000 Lotto's better.com slash Mug Club.

03:14:39.000 Daily programming.

03:14:40.000 Way better than Young Turks. 0.87

03:14:41.000 Look at this.

03:14:42.000 I can pour a full beer in here.

03:14:44.000 A full beer.

03:14:47.000 Look at this.

03:14:48.000 A full beer with foam and room to spare.

03:14:51.000 Gerald, give me a frozen beer.

03:14:53.000 Well, Gerald's an ass.

03:14:54.000 Gerald.

03:14:56.000 You had one job, plus a few other jobs, but you had one main job.

03:15:00.000 One main job.

03:15:02.000 I shall defend myself.

03:15:03.000 I'll let you defend yourself.

03:15:04.000 They were in the freezer.

03:15:05.000 That's why they froze.

03:15:06.000 That stands to reason.

03:15:07.000 Thank you.

03:15:08.000 And muted.

03:15:09.000 Oh, shoot.

03:15:09.000 You know what we're supposed to do?

03:15:10.000 Well, you know what?

03:15:10.000 I don't want to bother Kamiya's show.

03:15:11.000 His producer just seemed like it was too confusing.

03:15:14.000 Let's just keep it in-house until we bring back Shapiro and Clayton.

03:15:19.000 When I got this mug, here's the thing.

03:15:21.000 It actually took, Jared knows, many, many months.

03:15:23.000 We said it has to be two-tone.

03:15:24.000 We went through a lot of mugs.

03:15:26.000 We went through at least two dozen mugs.

03:15:28.000 We said it has to be two-tone.

03:15:30.000 It has to be able to fit more than a beer.

03:15:32.000 So this is actually, I think it's a 15-ounce mug.

03:15:35.000 Because when I get up in the morning, I like to grab one big cup of coffee.

03:15:38.000 It's got to be hand-etched.

03:15:40.000 We didn't just want to do a cheap, crappy screen print.

03:15:42.000 We wanted to do something that you actually, you know, that is a centerpiece.

03:15:45.000 You can put this on your table and say, hey, look at that mug.

03:15:47.000 And then when they look at it and they try and steal it...

03:15:49.000 You can shoot them.

03:15:50.000 It's a beautiful mug.

03:15:52.000 Yeah, thank you.

03:15:54.000 I mean, it's a great mug.

03:15:55.000 I like to drink for that mug.

03:15:56.000 I get it.

03:15:59.000 We understand that you like the mug.

03:16:02.000 Mine won't stop.

03:16:03.000 Oh my goodness.

03:16:03.000 This is going to be a mess.

03:16:05.000 What's funny though, CNN hasn't called it for...

03:16:07.000 I get the sense that networks...

03:16:10.000 I don't know if you get this.

03:16:11.000 I get the sense that networks try and call states earlier so they can claim it.

03:16:14.000 And that's kind of why sometimes it just...

03:16:16.000 I think it gets all jumbled.

03:16:17.000 Yeah.

03:16:18.000 I think you're right.

03:16:19.000 Alright, reading the Twitter, reading the Twitter, reading...

03:16:21.000 What just happened?

03:16:23.000 Jared just choked.

03:16:24.000 Bring your...

03:16:24.000 Jared just choked on his beer.

03:16:27.000 Did you see this, Gerald?

03:16:28.000 It just exploded.

03:16:29.000 The beer exploded?

03:16:31.000 It's all coming off the top because Gerald froze my damn beer.

03:16:35.000 I can't keep up with this.

03:16:38.000 No, I can't.

03:16:39.000 This is what you get, Jared.

03:16:40.000 I'm choking.

03:16:40.000 This is what you get for all the mistakes and the errors.

03:16:42.000 I can't see.

03:16:43.000 There's poison in your beer.

03:16:45.000 It's going to overflow.

03:16:46.000 You better drink it.

03:16:49.000 It choked me.

03:16:51.000 That's what you get, my friend.

03:16:52.000 That is what you get.

03:16:53.000 That was surprising.

03:16:54.000 Alright, hold on one second here.

03:16:56.000 I'm tweeting out about the Young Turks livestream.

03:16:59.000 I need a napkin.

03:17:01.000 This is just unreal.

03:17:02.000 Look, I'm sweating in here a little bit.

03:17:03.000 You did a poll on wine versus beer versus whiskey or something like that?

03:17:07.000 I did.

03:17:08.000 Fantastic.

03:17:08.000 I didn't do that.

03:17:09.000 Well, no, I voted.

03:17:10.000 It's on your...

03:17:11.000 Somebody within the team did that, and I'm very happy for that.

03:17:14.000 And I voted wine, of course.

03:17:16.000 Of course.

03:17:17.000 I'm going to look at Michigan.

03:17:18.000 Michigan is Trump 50, Clinton 44. 0.88

03:17:20.000 Ooh, with...

03:17:21.000 Still only 22%.

03:17:23.000 Paper towel.

03:17:23.000 Yeah, that'd be great.

03:17:24.000 Or maybe just a bath.

03:17:26.000 This is a mess.

03:17:27.000 There are paper towels downstairs there, not Gerald.

03:17:31.000 It just keeps pouring out the top.

03:17:33.000 So, this is a dogfight.

03:17:35.000 I don't know.

03:17:36.000 I still don't really know who's going to...

03:17:37.000 I still think Trump is probably going to win this.

03:17:40.000 But, you know, it's not a foregone conclusion for sure.

03:17:45.000 I know.

03:17:45.000 Someone is tweeting, Mr.

03:17:47.000 Smiley, Jill Stein still has a chance? 0.95

03:17:51.000 Calling what for Trump?

03:17:52.000 Ohio?

03:17:53.000 He takes Michigan in the presidency.

03:17:54.000 see President Trump um Courtney did the drink poll oh Courtney did Okay, sorry, I'm just looking at Trump.

03:18:10.000 We're trying to make heads or tails of some of these things that haven't been called in yet.

03:18:12.000 I know it's a long night, so we appreciate it.

03:18:16.000 By the way, also, people who join, bring up the graphic, livewithcredit.com slash mugclub, people who join CRTV, The Daily Show, we're going to give you a phone number to call into the show.

03:18:25.000 So on The Daily Show, that's, you know, behind it.

03:18:27.000 You still get the free show once a week, but the daily show behind the paywall, we're actually going to do callers, but only people who are members of the club because we don't want all the crazy people calling in.

03:18:35.000 We used to do callers and Sandbag Sam got the better of us quite a few times.

03:18:38.000 Not good.

03:18:39.000 Jared knows this.

03:18:42.000 Not seeing anything.

03:18:42.000 It seems like right now we're waiting.

03:18:44.000 We're waiting.

03:18:47.000 What?

03:18:48.000 What, Gerald?

03:18:49.000 Just saying.

03:18:49.000 Hillary or Hillary.

03:18:51.000 Hillary.

03:18:52.000 Courtney promoted me to officially tell you when states have gone, so I'm keeping an eye on it for you.

03:18:56.000 There's nothing new going on right now.

03:18:58.000 There's a bunch of speculation on the close races, but nothing's been called.

03:19:02.000 And somebody on Twitter said that Jared needs to stop being a sissy and drink his damn beer.

03:19:07.000 It's overflowing.

03:19:08.000 This is just a nightmare.

03:19:08.000 Well, I don't think that's a good reason not to drink it.

03:19:10.000 This is a mess.

03:19:11.000 I need a bath.

03:19:14.000 Definitely do.

03:19:14.000 I'm going to be a third from the day.

03:19:15.000 For tons of reasons.

03:19:17.000 For I voted after I voted in now.

03:19:18.000 Well, do remember this, too.

03:19:19.000 Do remember, I think it looks good for Trump, but do remember that Bernie stole Michigan out from Hillary.

03:19:26.000 They're always surprised.

03:19:28.000 It can go any way, really, up until the point when you're about 70% of the vote in.

03:19:33.000 And even then, it can surprise you.

03:19:34.000 It really can, yeah.

03:19:35.000 But up until 70, it's just as much to surprise you as it is not.

03:19:38.000 So let's just be clear on that.

03:19:39.000 I think Florida is Trump.

03:19:41.000 Yeah.

03:19:41.000 How much of a percentage do we have from North Carolina?

03:19:44.000 North Carolina, we are getting it 83% right now.

03:19:47.000 Yeah.

03:19:47.000 And Trump's ahead by what?

03:19:48.000 It's 50.5 to 46.9.

03:19:53.000 That's a good spread.

03:19:53.000 Yeah, it's a good spread.

03:19:54.000 Yeah, it definitely is.

03:19:55.000 You have Montana on your map for Trump, correct?

03:19:58.000 Yes, I do.

03:19:58.000 Just making sure.

03:19:59.000 You've got the updated count.

03:20:03.000 Yeah, funny, CNN still hasn't called New Mexico.

03:20:06.000 Nope.

03:20:06.000 For Hillary.

03:20:08.000 Isn't that funny?

03:20:08.000 You've seen that, too?

03:20:09.000 Yes.

03:20:10.000 You figured they would for Hillary. 0.99

03:20:12.000 You'd be like, oh, right on.

03:20:13.000 It's fantastic.

03:20:14.000 On top of that, they're not.

03:20:15.000 Casey just asked me, why is Florida taking so long?

03:20:17.000 Here's why Florida is taking so long, for people who are 2000.

03:20:22.000 The year 2000.

03:20:23.000 Yes.

03:20:24.000 That's why Florida is taking so long.

03:20:26.000 They screwed the pooch once. 0.98

03:20:26.000 They do not want that to happen again. 0.98

03:20:29.000 Exactly.

03:20:30.000 And they may be in a position where they're like, ah, crap.

03:20:33.000 It looks like it's Trump we're recounting.

03:20:35.000 I think if Hillary loses, I don't think she's going to scream rigged. 1.00

03:20:39.000 I think she'll graciously bow out.

03:20:41.000 Do we expect Hillary to graciously bow out? 1.00

03:20:44.000 I don't think it'll be gracious at all.

03:20:45.000 I don't think she does anything graciously, especially bowing.

03:20:49.000 That's not very nice.

03:20:49.000 I think she'll bow out.

03:20:50.000 It's the hip hinge.

03:20:51.000 It's a hard movement at that age, Gerald.

03:20:53.000 I understand.

03:20:53.000 Maybe with some support from the Secret Service guys, she can make it happen, but...

03:20:57.000 I think she expects to win so much, she's got to just look around and go, no, no, no, this didn't really happen, right?

03:21:04.000 This is a joke, right?

03:21:06.000 You're punking me right now, right?

03:21:07.000 There's somebody with a camera, and this is going to be on a funny show later.

03:21:10.000 I think that's how she would approach losing.

03:21:11.000 Just follow her Amazon order, because you know she's just ordering body bags by the book. 0.99

03:21:18.000 She's pointing at people.

03:21:19.000 She'll bow gracefully and then some really weird stuff's going to happen tomorrow. 0.82

03:21:23.000 She's just going, hey, yeah, Podesta, yeah, I wanted to get you.

03:21:28.000 Exactly.

03:21:30.000 Right now at Hillary headquarters where she was planning her victory speech, it looks like the opening scene in Saving Private Ryan.

03:21:37.000 It's just campaign signs.

03:21:40.000 Yeah.

03:21:41.000 All over the place.

03:21:42.000 I like it.

03:21:43.000 Hot sauce.

03:21:44.000 Hot sauce.

03:21:46.000 But none of those swing states really have been called yet.

03:21:48.000 No.

03:21:49.000 None of them.

03:21:50.000 We're still waiting on them.

03:21:51.000 Either people are just a little afraid to call them or...

03:21:53.000 I think people are a little afraid.

03:21:54.000 Or they really just are that close.

03:21:55.000 And I think in some cases they really are just that close.

03:21:57.000 They all know how much they weigh.

03:21:59.000 And they're not going to call it until it gets to that 99% mark, I think.

03:22:02.000 Yeah.

03:22:02.000 I think they're not going to call it.

03:22:03.000 I'm like Alabama.

03:22:04.000 1%.

03:22:06.000 Somebody gave me some grief about making fun of Alabama when you were gone.

03:22:06.000 I love Alabama.

03:22:09.000 Alabama's a crap hole. 0.89

03:22:10.000 No, I love them.

03:22:11.000 I'm just saying, you know.

03:22:12.000 There's 3,000 people that voted and they called it.

03:22:15.000 Okay, CNN did finally call New Mexico.

03:22:17.000 Someone said Florida 99%, 49-48 in favor of Trump.

03:22:23.000 And the young Turks are still talking. 0.96

03:22:25.000 John Needek said Florida takes too long because...

03:22:27.000 John Needek tweeted Florida takes too long because 2,000.

03:22:30.000 Most intelligent thing I've heard.

03:22:31.000 I don't know if he's mocking me.

03:22:32.000 Yep.

03:22:34.000 I don't think highly enough of myself that if someone compliments me, my first thought is always, you're crapping on me, aren't you?

03:22:41.000 That's my first instinct.

03:22:43.000 Let me grab a...

03:22:47.000 Beer bottles bouncing around.

03:22:48.000 Did you hear that?

03:22:50.000 That is the sound of America tonight.

03:22:53.000 This is such a mess over here.

03:22:56.000 I bring these out.

03:22:57.000 Sometimes I have to always explain and make sure people know they're wet wipes, not a condom.

03:23:01.000 Nice.

03:23:02.000 Not gays don't use condoms. 1.00

03:23:05.000 So someone said, Hillary will not bow out gracefully. 1.00

03:23:07.000 They'll finally let her die.

03:23:09.000 Well played.

03:23:10.000 That is well played.

03:23:12.000 You know, it's not nice, but you know.

03:23:14.000 But well played, nonetheless.

03:23:16.000 It's not nice, but you know.

03:23:17.000 All right, so Jamie Dupree is saying it's likely that the Republicans hold on to the Senate as well.

03:23:22.000 There's still some races out there, but the way it looks, we still hold on to the Senate, which would be great news.

03:23:27.000 Holding on to both houses would be, both houses of Congress would be great.

03:23:30.000 You always say Fox News is projecting Clinton to win Virginia.

03:23:34.000 Yeah, we've got that.

03:23:34.000 That's Fox News.

03:23:35.000 Yeah, we already have that.

03:23:36.000 Got that.

03:23:36.000 That's not new.

03:23:37.000 Dead gummit.

03:23:38.000 It's hard to keep track.

03:23:38.000 You're a moron.

03:23:39.000 Dang it.

03:23:39.000 They're like 50-something states or something.

03:23:41.000 You know what?

03:23:43.000 Oh, did I ever tell you this story?

03:23:44.000 A teacher kicked me out of class in Canada.

03:23:47.000 Her name was Mrs. 0.91

03:23:47.000 Lake. 0.91

03:23:48.000 Because she said there were 52 states.

03:23:49.000 And when I said, no, there are 50, she said, no, there's 52.

03:23:52.000 I said, there are 50.

03:23:53.000 She said, no, there's 52.

03:23:55.000 And she said, uh, there are 52.

03:23:58.000 She said, think about Alaska and Hawaii.

03:24:00.000 And I said, uh, and Alaska and Hawaii, there's 50 states.

03:24:03.000 And she kicked me out.

03:24:04.000 So we prank called her 10 years later, and all we left in her voicemail was, 50 states!

03:24:11.000 You held onto that for ten years?

03:24:12.000 I do not underestimate my ability to hold a grudge and be petty.

03:24:18.000 This is disconcerting for our friendship.

03:24:22.000 Jared, how do you let things go?

03:24:23.000 I mean, are you over the beer thing yet?

03:24:25.000 This should concern me.

03:24:25.000 He employs me.

03:24:26.000 Are we good?

03:24:27.000 Oh, man.

03:24:28.000 So CNN has Trump with a Wisconsin lead right now.

03:24:34.000 But I don't think there's enough of the vote.

03:24:36.000 39% in.

03:24:37.000 New York Times, that forecast we've been quoting, is now up to 77%.

03:24:41.000 That Trump wins?

03:24:42.000 That Trump wins.

03:24:44.000 Again, that's just their forecast, right?

03:24:46.000 So it's not a scientific thing, but that's big.

03:24:49.000 That's really, really big.

03:24:50.000 Well, there's only 39% of the vote in Wisconsin, and he's ahead by exactly one point, so I wouldn't...

03:24:57.000 Well, hold on a second.

03:24:58.000 Madison and Milwaukee, it looks like they're already in.

03:25:01.000 Well, no, there are a few counties surrounding Madison and Milwaukee that still haven't come in.

03:25:09.000 So Wisconsin could still go either way.

03:25:12.000 Oh my God, though.

03:25:13.000 Imagine all the Black Lives Matter people in Milwaukee. 1.00

03:25:16.000 They're just crapping themselves.

03:25:17.000 Get into CBS! Get into CBS! We burned it down!

03:25:22.000 We don't burn it down!

03:25:23.000 Shit!

03:25:24.000 Shit!

03:25:28.000 Get on a greyhound bus to Baltimore, bitches! 1.00

03:25:33.000 We don't burn that down, too!

03:25:35.000 We don't burn that down, too!

03:25:41.000 Hopper's gonna lose his mind.

03:25:42.000 Your angry black man has come full circle.

03:25:45.000 You're doing great.

03:25:46.000 It really is good.

03:25:48.000 That's what I was saying.

03:25:49.000 You know Sheriff Clark is in Milwaukee right now.

03:25:52.000 He's going, alright, game's over, and all the Black Lives Matter are going, do what he's saying! 1.00

03:25:56.000 Do what he's saying!

03:25:57.000 Do what he's saying!

03:25:58.000 Be angry!

03:26:00.000 I can't do it.

03:26:01.000 I think Sean King just impaled himself with a rusty hammer.

03:26:06.000 Here's something interesting.

03:26:07.000 What?

03:26:08.000 The Fox News, if you go to their YouTube, they have a Donald Trump election watch party and a Hillary watch party from the same channel.

03:26:17.000 I guess it's mostly reporting from the campaign headquarters and stuff, but it still cracks me up.

03:26:21.000 I don't understand what just happened.

03:26:23.000 Why two?

03:26:24.000 Why two?

03:26:24.000 Did you just have a stroke?

03:26:25.000 Why would they not cover both?

03:26:26.000 No, he had his third beard.

03:26:27.000 Why would they not?

03:26:28.000 No.

03:26:29.000 My third beer is up my nose and on the monitor.

03:26:31.000 Exactly, right?

03:26:32.000 You've inhaled it pretty clearly.

03:26:33.000 So can we talk about some of the people who have said...

03:26:36.000 This is the Trump feed.

03:26:37.000 This is the Trump feed, right?

03:26:39.000 It's merchandising.

03:26:40.000 That's what it is.

03:26:41.000 Can we talk about some of the people that said they would leave?

03:26:43.000 That they would leave the country if Trump won?

03:26:45.000 Can we start to talk about the potential of...

03:26:48.000 Sharpton.

03:26:49.000 Yeah, getting rid of some people.

03:26:50.000 Amy Schumer.

03:26:51.000 Schumer.

03:26:52.000 Did Sharpton say he would leave?

03:26:53.000 Dunham.

03:26:53.000 Yeah, a long time ago.

03:26:55.000 Dunham, for sure.

03:26:55.000 Yeah, I bought him a ticket.

03:26:56.000 But if Al Sharpton leaves, does Donna Brazile just deflate into a bag of skin? 1.00

03:27:02.000 Because he's...

03:27:02.000 It's called promotion.

03:27:03.000 I just feel like Al Sharpton just zips on a suit.

03:27:07.000 And it's Donna Brazile. 0.95

03:27:09.000 Oh my goodness.

03:27:10.000 Okay, I'm going to tweet Amy Schumer.

03:27:12.000 This is miserable watch.

03:27:14.000 I can't watch this.

03:27:15.000 Fox News, you disappoint me in your live stream.

03:27:17.000 This is not live stream.

03:27:18.000 This is not good.

03:27:19.000 I will say, like I said, I'm not a huge fan of either of these people, but I am loving that I get to tweet Amy Schumer nonstop.

03:27:26.000 That makes everything good.

03:27:26.000 That's right.

03:27:28.000 It is surprising how little, and maybe I'm just missing it, but there are very few live streams online right now for all this stuff, compared to the debates where every network was live streaming it.

03:27:37.000 It's all the Democrats pulling the plug on the live streams.

03:27:40.000 Oh gosh, we thought this was a party!

03:27:42.000 Pull it! 0.98

03:27:43.000 Cut the feed! 0.95

03:27:43.000 Pull it! 0.95

03:27:45.000 Yeah.

03:27:46.000 Go to reruns to The Bachelor!

03:27:48.000 I'm going to start a life.

03:27:50.000 And Paul Joseph Watson, I'm going to start a life.

03:27:54.000 No one gets out of the Clinton machine alive.

03:27:56.000 Awesome.

03:27:58.000 Well, let me just say this.

03:27:59.000 Mr.

03:27:59.000 Trump, please don't be so mad about our impressions of you.

03:28:03.000 It was a joke, okay?

03:28:05.000 All the behind-the-scenes communication.

03:28:07.000 Please develop a thicker skin and stop sending these stupid veiled threats through your surrogates. 0.96

03:28:12.000 It's a joke, and we're still going to do the impression, okay?

03:28:15.000 That is the one thing that's really concerned me with the Trump presidency.

03:28:18.000 Jared knows.

03:28:19.000 We have been told that unless we 100% endorsed Trump, we would be purged.

03:28:19.000 I've talked and veiled.

03:28:23.000 We would be targeted.

03:28:24.000 Listen.

03:28:25.000 Oh, that sounds good.

03:28:26.000 I'm really rich.

03:28:27.000 I'll show you that in a second.

03:28:29.000 That's where it comes from.

03:28:30.000 I'm really rich.

03:28:31.000 We're still going to do the funny impressions of Trump, and we're still going to make fun of you.

03:28:36.000 Just please be okay with it.

03:28:38.000 Grab him by the pussy. 1.00

03:28:40.000 Well, he's going to be wrangling Not Gay Jared. 0.79

03:28:45.000 I'm not sure that that's a...

03:28:46.000 At least we'll maybe have an opportunity to find out if that hair is real or not.

03:28:50.000 Someone said your black impression is damn good, sir. 0.99

03:28:52.000 I told you it was.

03:28:53.000 It is.

03:28:54.000 I'll give you that crowder.

03:28:57.000 Amy Schumer reminds me of Fat Bastard and Austin Powers. 1.00

03:28:59.000 Am I the only one?

03:29:00.000 No, the real K-Fed, you are not the only one.

03:29:03.000 Except she's less likable. 0.99

03:29:07.000 Gosh, that Florida just stuck at 95%.

03:29:09.000 This is like if you've ever been to Cedar Point and you're waiting for that roller coaster to get fixed and you're just stuck up there at the top and you're like, I've been in this queue for three hours.

03:29:16.000 Go to my screen.

03:29:18.000 Look at Patton Oswalt.

03:29:20.000 Look at Patton Oswalt's tweet.

03:29:22.000 Ha ha ha!

03:29:22.000 Ah!

03:29:24.000 I do have to say, as much as I have so many problems with Trump, I do like watching the social justice warriors just burn out.

03:29:32.000 Called.

03:29:32.000 Jared, Ohio's called.

03:29:33.000 For Trump.

03:29:35.000 Called for Trump.

03:29:36.000 159 Trump.

03:29:37.000 168 Trump.

03:29:38.000 What am I missing?

03:29:40.000 We'll have to look through our lineup here and make sure.

03:29:42.000 168 Trump right now.

03:29:44.000 CNN yet?

03:29:45.000 It's big.

03:29:47.000 NBC News is calling it.

03:29:48.000 At least they have a flattering picture of both of those people.

03:29:52.000 What am I missing as far as...

03:29:54.000 They're not calling it on Fox yet.

03:29:56.000 It's an 11-point spread.

03:29:58.000 It's for sure going to Trump.

03:29:59.000 He won Ohio by 11, it looks like.

03:30:01.000 I mean, that could tighten as it goes on, but gosh.

03:30:04.000 That's impressive.

03:30:05.000 Hillary Clinton saying, Nothing's tightened in my party for years!

03:30:11.000 Though that's true.

03:30:14.000 That sauce is not something I particularly want to ram up my hooch!

03:30:21.000 Sorry, it gets boring between these lulls.

03:30:24.000 It really does.

03:30:25.000 It really does.

03:30:26.000 I one time improperly used fast food napkins to try...

03:30:30.000 Go ahead.

03:30:31.000 I think we have Trump on the line.

03:30:32.000 He's ready to accept Ohio.

03:30:34.000 Let's make sure this is tweeted out as a screenshot.

03:30:36.000 Mr.

03:30:37.000 Trump, are you there?

03:30:38.000 Okay, frankly, I knew we were going to win the Buckeye State.

03:30:41.000 Okay, I knew that was a deadlock.

03:30:42.000 I'm very grateful to the people of Ohio, okay?

03:30:46.000 The polls aren't rigged.

03:30:48.000 Okay, everyone, they say, well, the polls are rigged.

03:30:50.000 I say, no, they're not rigged.

03:30:51.000 They say, I think the polls are rigged everywhere.

03:30:53.000 In Ohio?

03:30:54.000 Okay, the good people of Ohio.

03:30:56.000 They're the one people who don't rig polls.

03:30:58.000 And the victory here is even more what you think of all the nasty things, okay, that their governor, that John Kasich, okay, said, low energy, low stamina, John Kasich, okay, said about me, not nice things that you would think would be nice, but truthfully, were not very nice.

03:31:17.000 We're nice.

03:31:18.000 And no one likes John.

03:31:19.000 I think this is John Kasich without president.

03:31:21.000 We're going to have to look at John Kasich.

03:31:23.000 We're going to have to look at his tax returns and say, why are you so low energy?

03:31:29.000 It's just what people are telling me.

03:31:31.000 They think that he's running an underage sex trafficking ring with John Kasich.

03:31:35.000 Okay, one time I was at a party at Trump Tower and the douchebag brought a can of Zima.

03:31:40.000 He brought a case of Zima.

03:31:41.000 He brought a case of Zima, John Kasich.

03:31:43.000 He does love his Zima.

03:31:43.000 I don't know why.

03:31:44.000 That's an odd choice.

03:31:45.000 I think you have to special order that now.

03:31:47.000 That's just weird.

03:31:49.000 Thankfully.

03:31:50.000 Thankfully.

03:31:50.000 Now, here's one thing when people say, were the polls rigged?

03:31:52.000 No, the polls weren't rigged, because if you look at these, they're still within the margin of error.

03:31:56.000 You know, if Trump were winning Michigan by 12 points, because people were saying the oversampling had like 15 oversampled Democrats, 15%.

03:32:03.000 No, this is not indicative of a rigged poll.

03:32:07.000 It's...

03:32:09.000 Indicative of just a polling system that was flawed.

03:32:12.000 I especially think that as we got toward the election time, obviously they wanted to tighten it and be as close as possible.

03:32:15.000 No one wants egg on their face.

03:32:17.000 But this is fun.

03:32:19.000 This is a fun evening.

03:32:21.000 Man, I get more positive reviews from the black thing. 1.00

03:32:26.000 We got, uh...

03:32:28.000 NBC is not...

03:32:29.000 Someone says LMAO after livestream Levin rethinks about letting Lauderdale Crowder on to see our TV. That's right.

03:32:37.000 Everybody's rethinking things right now.

03:32:38.000 I think that's a reasonable response.

03:32:41.000 What was that?

03:32:42.000 We just looked at Michigan.

03:32:43.000 Right now, Donald Trump had something like a six-point...

03:32:47.000 Yeah, they're saying it's real tight.

03:32:49.000 It's really tight.

03:32:49.000 No, but a four-point lead in Michigan right now.

03:32:51.000 Yeah.

03:32:52.000 Now that...

03:32:52.000 Anybody is a toss-up still.

03:32:54.000 Yeah, but that's good.

03:32:56.000 There's some people calling Florida again.

03:32:58.000 Again, Jamie.

03:32:59.000 They're calling Florida for Trump?

03:33:00.000 No, no, no.

03:33:01.000 This is people on the ground covering the election down there right now, saying that they're not calling it, but based on their experience and what they've done with the elections before, it looks like Trump is going to hang on and win Florida.

03:33:15.000 Not called officially.

03:33:16.000 I'll let you know when it happens.

03:33:17.000 Hey, you know what?

03:33:18.000 Courtney.

03:33:18.000 Courtney was asking if we wanted her to come on, or if not, she should take off her contact lenses.

03:33:22.000 Let me throw it to the fans.

03:33:25.000 Do you want Courtney on? 1.00

03:33:27.000 Can I vote yes?

03:33:28.000 We've got 30,000 people, I think, that want.

03:33:29.000 I want yes.

03:33:29.000 They're going to say yes.

03:33:30.000 30,000 people watching this?

03:33:31.000 30,000 people watching this.

03:33:33.000 She's awesome. 0.83

03:33:34.000 And I've got to make up for the fact that I squealed on her for throwing the pet toy at you.

03:33:37.000 You squeal every time I grab your ass in the middle of the night. 1.00

03:33:40.000 Okay, let's go to Courtney. 0.93

03:33:42.000 That's surprising.

03:33:43.000 And yet not.

03:33:44.000 Here we go.

03:33:45.000 One more time here.

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03:34:24.000 Let me know when you have the Courtney.

03:34:26.000 I will let you know.

03:34:29.000 I love Courtney.

03:34:30.000 I called her and she heard me yelling at her when I left.

03:34:33.000 I was yelling in the bathroom about the server overload.

03:34:37.000 So, okay, CNN has 109 Clinton and 167 Trump, whereas we have 159 Trump and 122 Clinton.

03:34:45.000 So what have they...

03:34:46.000 They've called...

03:34:47.000 What have they called?

03:34:49.000 Do you see they've called New Mexico?

03:34:51.000 Okay, she's going to get her mic set and she'll be ready in a couple...

03:34:55.000 Missouri for Trump.

03:34:56.000 Oh, that doesn't surprise me.

03:34:58.000 We knew Missouri was going to go Trump.

03:35:03.000 Okay, hold on one second here.

03:35:07.000 Well, let me do this again.

03:35:10.000 You know what we want to do since there are 30 people?

03:35:12.000 Yeah, let's do this.

03:35:13.000 Before we bring Courtney on, we were the NeverDaily...

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03:35:20.000 Okay.

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03:38:35.000 You guys overloaded a server earlier, and hopefully that's working now.

03:38:39.000 There is a customer service number.

03:38:41.000 I don't have the number in front of me.

03:38:42.000 I'll bring it up when Courtney is here.

03:38:44.000 Is Courtney here?

03:38:45.000 Yep.

03:38:45.000 Hold on a second.

03:38:47.000 Oh.

03:38:50.000 Hold on.

03:38:51.000 Wait for it.

03:38:52.000 We're gonna let it play out.

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03:39:01.000 We got Courtney.

03:39:02.000 We're just gonna do it.

03:39:02.000 Oh gosh, look how blonde she is with her hair pulling.

03:39:04.000 She looks so airy.

03:39:05.000 And right now all the Black Lives Matter in Milwaukee say, DO WHAT SHE SAYS! DO WHAT SHE SAYS! You guys.

03:39:12.000 Sorry, look at Courtney. 1.00

03:39:13.000 Now I'm trying to pull up a phone number that you're going to have me recite.

03:39:15.000 Courtney looks saucy tonight.

03:39:18.000 Look at her.

03:39:19.000 Look at her.

03:39:19.000 Gerald, do you see this?

03:39:21.000 Gerald saw that.

03:39:22.000 I saw that Gerald saw that.

03:39:23.000 I am seeing this.

03:39:25.000 Hey, how you doing?

03:39:29.000 There's a bit of a delay.

03:39:31.000 There's a bit of a delay.

03:39:31.000 Well, that's what happens on the internet, love.

03:39:34.000 Hey, do we have the server issue fixed?

03:39:36.000 Can people join the mug club now?

03:39:37.000 Is it working?

03:39:38.000 No, I think so.

03:39:40.000 I pinged someone at CRTV and said, hey, people are having problems.

03:39:44.000 There are errors, and I didn't hear back from her.

03:39:47.000 They knew that there was a problem.

03:39:48.000 They were working on it.

03:39:49.000 Well, Courtney's on, and we have 300,000 people watching now.

03:39:53.000 No, it is still 30, but I think there has been a bump.

03:39:57.000 Well, people can call CRTV at 800-282-CRTV, 800-282-CRTV, if they have problems.

03:40:02.000 Thank you, Courtney, for helping so much fixing that.

03:40:05.000 So, the decision desk...

03:40:07.000 We don't have it This is great.

03:40:16.000 I'm actually getting that from multiple sources right now.

03:40:18.000 No official network's calling that, but not just the decision desk.

03:40:21.000 There's a number of people that are calling those.

03:40:23.000 And Trump's New York Times average percentage, 87%.

03:40:27.000 So they're put in as a deadlock for Trump.

03:40:29.000 No, 87 is higher than 50.

03:40:32.000 Yes.

03:40:33.000 So I'm not saying it's over, but it might be over.

03:40:36.000 I think it might be over.

03:40:37.000 I just want to see Hillary lose. 0.99

03:40:39.000 I just...

03:40:42.000 It's not such a Trump winning, it's about Hillary losing.

03:40:45.000 She's wanting to be president her whole life. 1.00

03:40:48.000 And she's going to lose.

03:40:49.000 And she spent so much money.

03:40:52.000 She sold her soul to the devil for this.

03:40:55.000 And she's going to lose.

03:40:57.000 Maybe, oh, I hope so.

03:40:58.000 And California sold on in the West Coast states to learn.

03:41:01.000 But think about this.

03:41:02.000 She may have just wasted so many terrorist money.

03:41:06.000 Somewhere right now, Clock Boy is asking his damn guitar.

03:41:08.000 But Father, I built the Philips alarm clock bomb!

03:41:12.000 I know!

03:41:13.000 I know!

03:41:13.000 And I beat the shit out of your mother!

03:41:14.000 It's not enough!

03:41:15.000 It's not enough!

03:41:16.000 Maybe if I face Michael ten times!

03:41:19.000 I don't think that will do it.

03:41:20.000 No, we should have invested in Al-Qaeda!

03:41:22.000 We should have invested in Al-Qaeda! 1.00

03:41:22.000 You said Hillary! 1.00

03:41:23.000 You said Hillary! 1.00

03:41:24.000 We should have invested in Al-Qaeda! 1.00

03:41:25.000 All those donations, you guys.

03:41:27.000 All those donations to the Clinton Foundation coming from Saudi Arabia and these terrorist countries. 0.99

03:41:31.000 And if she's not president, what are they going to do?

03:41:34.000 They're going to want to collect.

03:41:35.000 Yeah.

03:41:36.000 Oh, that's a good point.

03:41:36.000 I mean, we've got some Clinton fallout here.

03:41:39.000 But, I mean, it's...

03:41:41.000 Someone knows them some favors.

03:41:43.000 Sorry, I was going to be like, hey, I tell you what, thank you very much.

03:41:45.000 We kind of, you know, we bet on you.

03:41:48.000 We're going to send you to Libya, and we're going to give you a phone that only works between midnight and 3 a.m. 1.00

03:41:55.000 Good luck!

03:41:56.000 Good luck, HRC! Good luck!

03:41:59.000 That's what's going to happen.

03:42:00.000 Oh man, they're going to start designing suicide vests like some of her pantsuits, like in her honor.

03:42:05.000 I'm more so just, I wonder what's going to happen with the colleges and Black Lives Matter and what's the other thing?

03:42:15.000 LGBTQAIP. Oh, so I've been doing polling and stuff, helping with the Twitter, and I've not been watching the liberal meltdown, but it's got to be.

03:42:23.000 We've got Ohio officially called by CNN. We already called Ohio.

03:42:26.000 Yep.

03:42:27.000 These are catching up though, I mean.

03:42:29.000 These are catching up.

03:42:31.000 What are you saying, Gerald?

03:42:33.000 Sorry, Courtney, we're not trying to interrupt you.

03:42:35.000 You just know it's a cluster screw here this evening.

03:42:36.000 I know, it's a cluster.

03:42:38.000 I know.

03:42:39.000 But I tell you what.

03:42:41.000 Gerald threw the toy at you when the camera wasn't even on you either, so that was a fail.

03:42:46.000 That's because Gerald doesn't know how to do TV. It takes years to make it up this evening.

03:42:49.000 Plus he threw me under the bus, I know.

03:42:50.000 Well, I tell you what, I mean, with the LGBTQAIP, the trainees just must be taking dumps everywhere right now. 1.00

03:42:57.000 They just can't control it.

03:42:59.000 Beautiful.

03:43:00.000 They're just soiling themselves.

03:43:01.000 I love this!

03:43:03.000 We've got Clinton, Colorado.

03:43:05.000 Dang it, that's what I was just saying.

03:43:05.000 Did we call that yet?

03:43:07.000 Oh, sorry.

03:43:08.000 You took my job.

03:43:09.000 Courtney, didn't you send him the text that I'm the guy?

03:43:11.000 I got promoted.

03:43:12.000 Clinton, Colorado.

03:43:13.000 I had to do a really quick restructuring on how everything was going.

03:43:17.000 Hold on a second.

03:43:18.000 Don't we have one of our candidates on for Colorado? 0.75

03:43:20.000 I think we do.

03:43:20.000 We're going to have to connect, though.

03:43:21.000 We have to connect.

03:43:22.000 I don't know if you've seen this, Courtney, with the new daily budget.

03:43:25.000 We have both...

03:43:26.000 Both of them, I mean, they're online for us.

03:43:28.000 Both presidents-elects.

03:43:28.000 Have you seen this?

03:43:29.000 Yep.

03:43:30.000 That's a big get.

03:43:31.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

03:43:32.000 Okay, frankly, it's no secret that the polls, they're rigged in Colorado, okay?

03:43:37.000 They're smoking so much, they don't know where they're voting.

03:43:39.000 And they've been putting all the polls, okay?

03:43:42.000 This is what they do, okay?

03:43:43.000 They put all the polls next to White Castle, okay?

03:43:46.000 They put the polls next to White Castle.

03:43:49.000 That doesn't seem fair at all.

03:43:50.000 That doesn't seem fair.

03:43:51.000 That seems like a bait and vote, Courtney.

03:43:58.000 Some days I think Courtney wakes up.

03:43:59.000 I mean, you didn't have any choice, but I think Courtney wakes up and says, how did I end up working here?

03:44:05.000 Oh, no, I remember.

03:44:07.000 We're going to have to talk about that at some point.

03:44:08.000 Well, I think what happens is we tell her, hey, Courtney, we can't help you title anything.

03:44:12.000 We're busy.

03:44:13.000 And then she sees this and I'm like...

03:44:15.000 You ducked me for...

03:44:16.000 I see what you've been doing.

03:44:19.000 Okay, so we have...

03:44:21.000 Hold on a second.

03:44:22.000 I'm checking a couple of things right here, Courtney, while you're on.

03:44:25.000 The most shocking part for me tonight is that Fox News is more on top of things than CNN and all these other polls.

03:44:29.000 Usually, I get their updates last on my phone, last on everything.

03:44:33.000 Yahoo, CNN, everybody on a typical day.

03:44:37.000 But, Gerald, that's something to say.

03:44:38.000 I'm scouring a number of sites right now, so this is why I'm ahead of you.

03:44:41.000 And that's okay.

03:44:43.000 Pennsylvania, a lot of you have been asking about that.

03:44:45.000 The lead for Clinton is shrinking with 152,000, 55% reporting.

03:44:49.000 They don't think there's enough in Philly.

03:44:50.000 Pennsylvania.

03:44:52.000 They think she's going to lose Pennsylvania?

03:44:53.000 No, the lead is shrinking, so right now it's shrinking heavily.

03:44:57.000 Have we called Georgia yet?

03:44:58.000 Yes.

03:44:59.000 We have not called it.

03:45:01.000 Some people have.

03:45:02.000 I think it's a foregone conclusion.

03:45:03.000 Alright, I added Georgia.

03:45:05.000 So that has Trump at 229 and Clinton at 131.

03:45:09.000 Oh, wait, wait, wait.

03:45:10.000 We actually got Trump in right now.

03:45:12.000 We got him.

03:45:13.000 On Georgia.

03:45:13.000 On what?

03:45:14.000 On Georgia.

03:45:15.000 Oh, we have Trump on Georgia.

03:45:16.000 Okay, truthfully, this was no surprise, okay?

03:45:18.000 I grabbed him by the Georgia peach.

03:45:24.000 Well, that just seems like...

03:45:25.000 I hope he gets more presidential.

03:45:26.000 I hope he gets...

03:45:27.000 Yeah.

03:45:27.000 That's not...

03:45:28.000 He's running on hours.

03:45:30.000 And I hope Courtney's parents aren't watching.

03:45:31.000 It's down to be hours.

03:45:32.000 Oh, it's so unprofessional.

03:45:34.000 I love it.

03:45:35.000 Grabbed him by the peach.

03:45:36.000 The Georgia peach, Courtney.

03:45:38.000 Get it right.

03:45:38.000 That's why it's okay.

03:45:39.000 That's why we can get...

03:45:40.000 We can just slip it in there.

03:45:41.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

03:45:42.000 I'm having way too much fun with Hillary losing, you guys. 0.99

03:45:46.000 Well, you don't even...

03:45:47.000 And Courtney doesn't drink, so that might have to change in celebration.

03:45:50.000 I was going to drink bleach, but it turns out I don't have to.

03:45:54.000 Fox News is also saying they're projecting the Republicans will retain control of the House.

03:46:00.000 Oh, okay.

03:46:01.000 That's pretty good.

03:46:02.000 I'm eliminating Gerald's job.

03:46:03.000 I said that like an hour ago.

03:46:04.000 Hold on, Gerald.

03:46:04.000 You can't hear that Courtney is saying something.

03:46:06.000 What, Courtney?

03:46:07.000 I don't remember what I said.

03:46:09.000 Now she doesn't remember what she was saying.

03:46:10.000 I thought I was going to drink bleach, and it didn't come to that.

03:46:14.000 Well, you know what?

03:46:14.000 That's what the Native Americans do.

03:46:16.000 The Native Americans, they drink the Windex and make casinos. 1.00

03:46:21.000 I thought that's what the Greeks did. 0.83

03:46:22.000 They sprayed it on their wounds.

03:46:24.000 But maybe that's just the movie.

03:46:26.000 The ancient Greeks just had sex with men. 1.00

03:46:30.000 The modern Greeks... 0.99

03:46:31.000 They were progressive.

03:46:32.000 They were very forward-thinking.

03:46:34.000 They were on the right side of history.

03:46:35.000 Well, that was the ancient Greeks.

03:46:36.000 The modern Greeks, namely, have sex with men. 1.00

03:46:38.000 So not a whole lot has changed throughout, you know, ancient Greece.

03:46:43.000 Still, there's a constant, one could say.

03:46:46.000 Is this George Stephanopoulos Greek? 0.93

03:46:49.000 Are you making insinuations?

03:46:50.000 Yes, George Stephanopoulos is Greek.

03:46:52.000 Is that a backdoor joke, you outing Stephanopoulos?

03:46:55.000 George Stephanopoulos is Greek, or as Anderson Cooper calls him, my personal oven mitt. 0.94

03:47:01.000 So, a lot of gay jokes tonight. 0.90

03:47:04.000 Think about this, how many gay reporters there are.

03:47:07.000 Anderson Cooper.

03:47:11.000 How does he keep his skin so tight?

03:47:13.000 Is he Botoxing?

03:47:14.000 Spirit cooking.

03:47:15.000 Anderson Cooper?

03:47:16.000 We need to talk about that.

03:47:16.000 Just because he's...

03:47:18.000 He compensates with some other parts that are very loose.

03:47:21.000 Well, here's the one thing that does bother me, and Courtney, it's got to bother you.

03:47:23.000 That Trump wins, all the people who say the polls were rigged, and Hillary did the spirit cooking, and they're going to all act as though they're validated.

03:47:30.000 And that's not true.

03:47:32.000 This was just...

03:47:33.000 No, no, because here's what happened.

03:47:33.000 So here's what...

03:47:34.000 Yep.

03:47:35.000 And I think Hillary would have pulled this out had all of that not come out about Hillary. 0.98

03:47:40.000 The WikiLeaks, the voter fraud.

03:47:42.000 The last FBI.

03:47:43.000 Comey doing his last second turnaround.

03:47:45.000 That really kind of threw things.

03:47:47.000 And I think that helped Trump a lot.

03:47:52.000 Because I was saying last time I was on that I thought Trump was going to lose.

03:47:55.000 Yeah.

03:47:56.000 And I'm glad to be wrong if he wins.

03:47:58.000 I will admit, like, I am so happy that I was wrong.

03:48:01.000 Yeah.

03:48:02.000 Because I really wanted Hillary to lose.

03:48:04.000 This is true.

03:48:05.000 So glorious.

03:48:05.000 I can't contain myself.

03:48:07.000 Well, I think you're right.

03:48:10.000 And by the way, I'm a woman and I wanted her to lose because I'm not voting with my girl parts. 0.62

03:48:16.000 That would be very hard to do.

03:48:19.000 You might be able to hold a pencil.

03:48:21.000 Especially in some of those states where you have to push the selection on the screen.

03:48:26.000 I'm just saying.

03:48:27.000 Technological progress actually sets a woman back. 1.00

03:48:30.000 I don't...

03:48:30.000 I mean, maybe you would just kind of have to...

03:48:32.000 You would kind of have to grab it on like the alien thing on people's faces.

03:48:35.000 An alien just...

03:48:36.000 And grab the ballot.

03:48:38.000 Courtney, I have to...

03:48:41.000 Big excuse for a minute.

03:48:42.000 So, total happenstance.

03:48:44.000 Gerald, come into my chair and talk with Courtney.

03:48:46.000 I'll be right back!

03:48:47.000 Ha ha ha!

03:48:50.000 He's probably going to call me.

03:48:51.000 That's what happened the last time.

03:48:53.000 I was trying to watch the segment.

03:48:57.000 Gerald, you were way too eager.

03:48:58.000 I am.

03:48:59.000 I ran in.

03:48:59.000 You see me.

03:49:00.000 The chair slid into the TV almost.

03:49:03.000 How's it going, Courtney?

03:49:05.000 I'm good.

03:49:06.000 How are you?

03:49:07.000 I had to do it.

03:49:08.000 My apologies.

03:49:09.000 I'm just noticing that my shirt matches my skin complexion.

03:49:12.000 This delay is very...

03:49:14.000 There's a delay, you guys.

03:49:15.000 I know you can't see it, but it's distracting.

03:49:17.000 We can't see it.

03:49:18.000 I'm going to fix it for you.

03:49:19.000 I'm going to fix it for you.

03:49:21.000 Because I care.

03:49:21.000 Yeah, fix it, Jared.

03:49:22.000 I'm not going to let you see yourself anymore.

03:49:25.000 All right, so just to update a couple of people in Georgia, a couple of people have not called that yet, so we kind of think that's going to go that way, but don't worry.

03:49:32.000 Yeah, only 49% of the vote's in, but it's...

03:49:34.000 Yeah, it's not looking good for Hillary. 1.00

03:49:37.000 There's only 51% of the vote in in New Hampshire.

03:49:42.000 And so many states, well Michigan, 38%.

03:49:45.000 Do we have like four people counting over there?

03:49:47.000 Five, I think.

03:49:48.000 Five.

03:49:49.000 Apparently they're cutting the budgets of that, but that's fantastic.

03:49:52.000 48 in Wisconsin.

03:49:53.000 I don't know, how are so many states so far ahead?

03:49:56.000 Same time zone.

03:49:57.000 Yeah, I have no idea.

03:49:59.000 It does seem like it takes forever.

03:50:00.000 Courtney, what do you think so far?

03:50:03.000 I mean, I couldn't hear anything that they were saying.

03:50:05.000 Apparently, headphones are beyond the budget reaches of the former Never Daily, Ladder with Crowder.

03:50:12.000 Isn't it a good thing that they're getting into your studio?

03:50:14.000 I know, right?

03:50:15.000 I might actually be able to hear people.

03:50:17.000 This place is a nightmare.

03:50:18.000 And now it's all soaked in beer because it's just exploded on myself.

03:50:22.000 That is absolutely not my fault.

03:50:23.000 Look at my eyes.

03:50:24.000 I'm not lying.

03:50:25.000 That is not my fault.

03:50:28.000 Okay, so since Steven's not here right now, I know.

03:50:31.000 Okay, so I've worked with them for over a year.

03:50:33.000 I know what goes on over there.

03:50:34.000 Thank you.

03:50:35.000 I appreciate that.

03:50:36.000 I needed that.

03:50:37.000 Really, I did.

03:50:39.000 You feel my pain?

03:50:40.000 The last time it was off, I'm like, I'm watching, and then my phone is ringing.

03:50:44.000 I'm like, oh, look, it's Steven Crowder.

03:50:45.000 He must be calling me.

03:50:47.000 I'm like, what's going on?

03:50:49.000 Like, I need you to manage everything over there.

03:50:51.000 Get everything in line.

03:50:52.000 Like, okay, I can do that.

03:50:53.000 Is that when I got a text message that basically said I had been given a promotion?

03:50:56.000 So you basically just called.

03:50:58.000 Yeah, thank you.

03:50:59.000 But I'm in charge now.

03:51:00.000 This is how we're doing it.

03:51:02.000 We have some, you know, leadership now, which is fantastic.

03:51:02.000 No, it's good.

03:51:04.000 Oh, he's back.

03:51:05.000 Jeez.

03:51:06.000 Get out! 0.98

03:51:07.000 Such a short time.

03:51:08.000 Courtney, it was a pleasure.

03:51:10.000 Nice meeting you, finally.

03:51:11.000 We have Daily Wire trying to call in.

03:51:13.000 Do you know who that is?

03:51:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:51:15.000 I'm going to slam dunk her. 1.00

03:51:17.000 And what a wonderful couple they would make.

03:51:20.000 Courtney.

03:51:21.000 Thank you so much.

03:51:21.000 Courtney, goodbye.

03:51:22.000 We're ditching you for Daily Wire.

03:51:23.000 You ditch me for Shapiro?

03:51:24.000 I see how it goes.

03:51:25.000 Well, he's Jewish.

03:51:25.000 They have a lot of strings to pull.

03:51:27.000 I'm confident some good things will come out of the Trump presidency, and, you know, obviously they'll...

03:51:32.000 Hey there, can you hear me?

03:51:33.000 And our whole broadcast can hear you, so just put us right through and don't talk too much unless you want to get your Donald Trump grabbed by the pussy moment. 0.84

03:51:41.000 And everyone said they were going to fall, right?

03:51:43.000 The economy was hit for a couple days.

03:51:45.000 When I was walking out here, it looked like the Dow was down 700 points.

03:51:48.000 I mean, it's not going to stay down 700 points forever.

03:51:52.000 We have a very special crossover.

03:51:56.000 This is where the Scooby gang meets Batman.

03:52:00.000 Dave, we'd love for you to stick around.

03:52:02.000 I know you're friends with Steve Crowder.

03:52:02.000 Yeah, sure.

03:52:04.000 Oh, again?

03:52:05.000 I was just on with that guy.

03:52:06.000 We're now on Crowder, and Crowder is on us?

03:52:09.000 Is Ruben there?

03:52:11.000 This is always how Ruben and I say hello.

03:52:16.000 That's what we call a callback.

03:52:19.000 I can't see you guys, but you can see me, right?

03:52:22.000 We can see you.

03:52:23.000 Very glad to be here.

03:52:25.000 Oh, now I can see you guys.

03:52:26.000 Look at that.

03:52:27.000 Look at that whole little area and your bowls of food that no one has eaten clearly.

03:52:31.000 I have had at least six of those Reese's.

03:52:34.000 Hey, Ben.

03:52:37.000 Ben can't hear you yet.

03:52:38.000 He's putting his...

03:52:39.000 I thought it was because he had a small heart attack.

03:52:41.000 I'm very glad that I just missed what I just missed.

03:52:44.000 I thought it was because Ben had a small heart attack.

03:52:47.000 Oh, there's the mug.

03:52:49.000 The ladder with Crowder mug.

03:52:51.000 So, Steve Crowder, I think we should start with this.

03:52:54.000 This is going to be the most backhanded plug that's ever happened.

03:52:57.000 Steve Crowder, for years, has been hashtag never daily.

03:53:01.000 He has sworn on his honor that he would never take his show daily.

03:53:06.000 He has now demonstrated that he, in fact, has no honor.

03:53:09.000 But he does have a daily show.

03:53:10.000 No principles.

03:53:11.000 Thank you.

03:53:12.000 And it didn't matter to him at all because, of course, he has no honor.

03:53:15.000 I have none.

03:53:16.000 And no shame.

03:53:16.000 None whatsoever.

03:53:17.000 But he has a nice mug.

03:53:18.000 So, what's in that mug, by the way?

03:53:19.000 By the way, you get that mug if you subscribe over at CRTV right now.

03:53:22.000 Yeah.

03:53:23.000 Actually, we crashed the servers.

03:53:24.000 We crashed the servers tonight.

03:53:26.000 So, I'm sorry to everyone.

03:53:27.000 We have to give them an actual phone number.

03:53:30.000 Okay, why don't you give them your crappy phone number.

03:53:33.000 Give them your crappy phone number.

03:53:35.000 Ben Shapiro cannot ever just give a compliment.

03:53:37.000 It has to be followed up by something incredibly insulting.

03:53:40.000 You know me too well, sir.

03:53:41.000 Let me see.

03:53:42.000 The phone number we have is call 1-800-282-CR-TV. 1-800-282-CR-TV. And unfortunately it will say Levin TV because it used to be and now we're all merging.

03:53:52.000 So it's been a cluster screw, but it's good to have this problem if so many people wanted to join.

03:53:55.000 And I love being here with Daily Wire.

03:53:59.000 Ben?

03:54:00.000 It's got to be tough for you.

03:54:02.000 Well, I mean, it is tough to watch all of the things that you once believed collapse around you.

03:54:07.000 Like America cared about conservatism, like science and polling mattered, and Bill Mitchell didn't know what the hell he was talking about.

03:54:16.000 Like, words meant things, and we shouldn't nominate clinical morons for the presidency of the United States.

03:54:23.000 It turns out that Fox is giving North Carolina.

03:54:25.000 Yeah, I know.

03:54:26.000 So right now, basically, the whole election comes down to Michigan.

03:54:29.000 I mean, that's the latest.

03:54:30.000 Right now, Virginia's been called for Hillary. 1.00

03:54:32.000 You want to see some varying forecasts.

03:54:34.000 New York Times, which, like a day ago, had Trump at 1% to win, now has him at 91% to win.

03:54:40.000 Yeah.

03:54:40.000 91%, but 538, which has actually been significantly more accurate because they're not idiots like the New York Times, they have Hillary still at 52% to win because she still has to win Michigan.

03:54:50.000 Well, I will say, you know, Michigan, yeah, they have Kent County.

03:54:50.000 Yeah.

03:54:53.000 Kent County, this is what I did say about Michigan.

03:54:53.000 I know Michigan pretty well.

03:54:55.000 I think people are going to be surprised.

03:54:57.000 Kent County, so that's where you have the Van Andels, the DeVos, is that Dutch Reformed, sort of the Bible Belt of the Midwest.

03:55:01.000 What, Jared?

03:55:02.000 Trump just called for North Carolina.

03:55:03.000 Yeah, I know, we just called it.

03:55:05.000 What show are you watching?

03:55:07.000 That's a good question.

03:55:08.000 I'm sorry about that.

03:55:10.000 We should just share a production team, because all of our producers suck.

03:55:16.000 Well, don't drink from your mug, Ben.

03:55:20.000 Yeah, Ben, here you go.

03:55:22.000 Beer tastes like piss.

03:55:22.000 I don't know why.

03:55:23.000 Yeah, I know.

03:55:24.000 Well, that's because it's Gentile urine. 1.00

03:55:27.000 One thing, Kent County, I said people will be surprised how the Bible Belt Midwest won't be as strong for Trump as it would have been for like a Cruz or a Rubio, because you're talking about Dutch reform, right?

03:55:37.000 They're not quite Mormon, but a lot of them are going to have a problem with this.

03:55:39.000 And then I said, but I was surprised, and it does bother me.

03:55:42.000 The thing that bothers me most about Trump is the union voters who, in the UAW, you know, it's that disingenuous sort of Sean Hannity thing, though.

03:55:48.000 While they're living it up on Wall Street, they're shutting Detroit down.

03:55:52.000 Like, shut them both down.

03:55:53.000 Shut them both down.

03:55:54.000 Don't bail out Wall Street, don't bail out Detroit.

03:55:56.000 And Donald Trump, if you've seen his campaign stops in Michigan, has basically promised a lot of entitlements through government intervention in Michigan.

03:56:03.000 So a lot of them are voting, but not because they're at all conservatives, because gimme, gimme.

03:56:07.000 And Hillary Clinton just doesn't connect with the working middle class voter. 1.00

03:56:09.000 We were talking about unions that are overwhelmingly white, uneducated, and Donald Trump basically said he's going to put a 35% tariff on Ford if they put a plant in Mexico, which ironically enough would bring 8,500 jobs to Michigan.

03:56:21.000 So I think people don't understand that.

03:56:24.000 But what I saw coming out of Wayne County, which is Detroit, that Clinton's only up by four.

03:56:29.000 And she would need a lot more than that to win.

03:56:32.000 No, it's a disaster area for her. 1.00

03:56:34.000 Pennsylvania, by the way, is also starting to look much more competitive.

03:56:36.000 She had like 131,000-vote lead. 0.99

03:56:39.000 That is narrowing dramatically.

03:56:40.000 By the way, the exit polls obviously were wrong on everything.

03:56:44.000 So, again, I'll credit to all.

03:56:47.000 Never believe the exit polls.

03:56:48.000 Ron Johnson is now up eight points on Russ Feingold in the Wisconsin Senate race, which means that he's significantly overperforming in Wisconsin as well.

03:56:58.000 Again, if he wins either Wisconsin or Michigan, he's president of the United States.

03:57:01.000 Unbelievable.

03:57:01.000 I mean, it's an amazing, amazing thing.

03:57:03.000 Steve, you bring up this promises to bail out Rust Belt institutions, the auto industry, Detroit, etc.

03:57:09.000 This is something that we haven't really talked about much.

03:57:12.000 In our little huddle here at The Daily Wire, I worry that one of the negative consequences of a Trump administration is that it will exacerbate race relations.

03:57:22.000 Obviously, President Obama has single-handedly set the clock back 40 years in this country vis-a-vis race relations.

03:57:30.000 We hope that as we move past leftist ascendancy, maybe there will be some healing there.

03:57:36.000 But interestingly, because Trump speaks the language of the left but to a different segment of the population, he's actually exacerbating race issues.

03:57:45.000 Basically, the left says, hey, black people, we're going to give you free stuff and take it away from white people. 0.51

03:57:51.000 Trump's argument seems to be to say, hey, white people, you want some of that same stuff that black people have been getting all this time?

03:57:56.000 I want to know why you're laughing at it.

03:57:59.000 Did he fly down?

03:58:00.000 No, because you missed earlier, Russ, and if he wins Wisconsin.

03:58:04.000 Right now, Black Lives Matter in Milwaukee, they're thinking about Sheriff Clark and just yelling, Do what he's saying! 0.90

03:58:09.000 Do what he's saying!

03:58:11.000 Get in the CBS!

03:58:13.000 We burn it down!

03:58:16.000 Get your ass a crayon in Baltimore! 1.00

03:58:18.000 We burn that down, too!

03:58:20.000 So I think I destroyed race relations for our entire channel.

03:58:24.000 Do we have to point out at some point the fact that Hillary Clinton may still win the popular vote and lose the Electoral College? 0.89

03:58:30.000 I mean, I wasn't here so I didn't hear it obviously, but the fact is that If you were going to write a recipe for the country tearing itself apart, could this election have done any better?

03:58:41.000 Well, I don't want to...

03:58:42.000 There are no good...

03:58:44.000 I know, I'm a real upper, you know?

03:58:48.000 But, like, the only two election outcomes that are now plausible are that Trump loses by such a narrow margin that the Republican Party tears itself apart in recriminations, or Trump wins, and Hillary wins the popular vote, or is really close to the popular vote, and then she claims it's rigged because Well, hey, Ben, I want to say something real quick.

03:59:07.000 I don't know if you've heard this.

03:59:08.000 This is completely, I mean, I can't substantiate it officially at all, but I have quite a few people who are saying that actually they're already looking into a recount in Florida.

03:59:19.000 Wow.

03:59:20.000 So I guess nobody's going to concede anything and we'll get to do this whole routine again.

03:59:24.000 This will never end!

03:59:26.000 What the hell is going on?

03:59:27.000 What do people do?

03:59:29.000 Guys, guys, not to add to the chaos here, but I just got a text from a pretty reputable guy who said we should all sell all our Bitcoin tonight.

03:59:38.000 He said it between bong hits.

03:59:39.000 I'm not kidding!

03:59:42.000 Oh, God.

03:59:44.000 By the way, if you want to buy gold, Birch Gold's the place to do it.

03:59:47.000 Hey, can we talk about the real issue here?

03:59:49.000 Jill Stein got 10,000 votes in Michigan.

03:59:52.000 She got 50,000 in Florida.

03:59:54.000 What the heck?

03:59:54.000 In Florida?

03:59:55.000 How do you get that many old people to vote Jill Stein?

03:59:57.000 Just think, apparently they used the same butterfly ballot that they had with Patrick Cannon and Al Gore back in 2000.

04:00:03.000 They just changed the names on it.

04:00:05.000 They're saying, Harry Enten over at 538 right now, he's saying, there's a lot of talk about Clinton trailing in Michigan and Wisconsin.

04:00:11.000 Pennsylvania may be even a bigger problem.

04:00:12.000 Clinton is up by just four percentage points.

04:00:14.000 That lead is slipping as more of the vote comes in from outside the Philadelphia media market.

04:00:18.000 Clinton cannot lose Pennsylvania and win the election.

04:00:20.000 The estimate right now is down to 50% for Clinton, 48% for Trump.

04:00:25.000 Trump, he's not gracious in winning.

04:00:30.000 Well, the only good news for me is that I've had this running segment, Good Trump, Bad Trump.

04:00:33.000 It's become one of those popular segments on the podcast.

04:00:35.000 I guess I'm going to get to do that for four more years.

04:00:37.000 They're going to let you do that from prison?

04:00:39.000 Yeah, exactly.

04:00:42.000 My only hope here, Ben, is that people don't all of a sudden get mad that, you know, we do the Trump impression.

04:00:49.000 Like, why aren't you supporting this guy?

04:00:50.000 As long as people have a sense of humor about it.

04:00:52.000 Like I said, I don't care what happens in this election.

04:00:53.000 I'm...

04:00:54.000 Yeah, sorry, Crowder.

04:00:56.000 Steven, given how this year has gone, I can certainly see that everyone's going to have a sense of humor and be in good spirits throughout this election cycle.

04:01:02.000 Crowder, I have no doubt that suddenly all of the Trump people, you know, they're all about free speech.

04:01:08.000 So, you know, when you start making fun of Trump, I'm sure they're going to just love it.

04:01:11.000 That First Amendment, it's giving too much freedom to that prick over there in Michigan with his studio and the curtains.

04:01:17.000 What's he broadcasting from?

04:01:18.000 A porta potty?

04:01:19.000 Guys, I gotta say, I turn, on January 15th, I turn 33, and I have a bad feeling as a Jew turning 33, I may end up on a cross.

04:01:29.000 That is usually when we get rid of them.

04:01:32.000 It would be a bad year.

04:01:34.000 Oh, gosh.

04:01:35.000 Well, listen, I actually think, I mean, like I said, I don't have a dog in this.

04:01:37.000 I do love that there are going to be a bunch of celebrities moving to Canada.

04:01:42.000 And I do love that.

04:01:45.000 Here's one thing that is a silver lining with what you do, obviously, at DailyWire.com and, you know, with now the Mug Club and CRTV. It doesn't matter who wins at this point.

04:01:53.000 I think there really has been a spotlight on the fact that the media is an arm of the DNC. And if people can finally just heal this and go, okay, we get it.

04:02:02.000 We're conservatives, Republicans, whether you're Trump or whether you're not really a big Trump fan.

04:02:07.000 Culturally, I hope people come together and it's time to bring hell to the media and the entertainment industry.

04:02:14.000 I think the soil is really fertile for that right now.

04:02:18.000 People get it, even people who are left.

04:02:20.000 I mean, look, you got Dave Rubin there.

04:02:22.000 Four years ago, this wouldn't have happened.

04:02:23.000 Where?

04:02:25.000 You know, I think that's absolutely right.

04:02:27.000 And I think the thing is that people now know, no matter what happens, that we are in a war with these people.

04:02:32.000 And you can take either side in that war.

04:02:34.000 But before, it was like a shadow war.

04:02:37.000 It was like a Cold War.

04:02:38.000 You know, they were doing this stuff to us, but nobody would admit it was there.

04:02:41.000 And now you just can't deny it anymore.

04:02:43.000 You could just look at whatever traction you're getting and views that are happening right here and on your show and look at Ben's tweets and my tweets and your tweets and then compare that to everything in mainstream tonight and know the amount of money they have behind them versus what we have behind us.

04:02:57.000 Well, I do think there's an important delineation.

04:02:59.000 It's reality.

04:03:00.000 Is Ruben...

04:03:01.000 I do think there's an important delineation because Ruben and Shapiro...

04:03:03.000 Listen, as much as I despise you, I think you are truthful.

04:03:07.000 And it is really easy to say, well, look, compared to mainstream media, a lot of the Trump people have just lied.

04:03:11.000 You know, Hillary Clinton has Parkinson's and is cooking with chicken penises. 1.00

04:03:15.000 You know, that kind of stuff.

04:03:16.000 So Ruben and Ben, you have high engagements.

04:03:18.000 You have a lot of people watching just by actually reporting the truth.

04:03:21.000 So it is important because Kim Kardashian's ass is going to get more retweets and more interactions than anything. 1.00

04:03:26.000 So as long as we maintain that integrity...

04:03:29.000 It's fine to be snippy.

04:03:30.000 It's fine to not even necessarily be super civil if you're doing comedy.

04:03:33.000 But I do think that everyone there at that table, I can honestly say, I don't know how all of you voted, but I do have a lot of respect for the honesty here at this roundtable.

04:03:43.000 Well, I appreciate that with you also, Stephen.

04:03:45.000 And I think that's the part that's disturbing to me is that there's been so much dishonesty in this election cycle, as you mentioned.

04:03:49.000 I mean, everything from small lies to big lies, lies about policy, lies about things that happen, slander of people that clearly has happened from the Trump campaign and from Trump's allies.

04:03:58.000 We're going to get four years of that.

04:04:00.000 I mean, there is a real downside to this election.

04:04:02.000 I mean, obviously, it's fun to celebrate the upside of Hillary Clinton just sitting there and actually having a – this is the closest we will ever see to having a physical bucket of water thrown in the bucket system. 1.00

04:04:14.000 Hillary apparently at the headquarters has actually turned off the network TV. Yeah, they've turned off the network TV at the headquarters because the news is so bad.

04:04:21.000 That's because they killed the cameraman.

04:04:24.000 I heard you, Crowder.

04:04:26.000 That was good.

04:04:26.000 Yeah, but to be fair, some of the worst people on Earth are actually going to be...

04:04:30.000 This is going to be true either way, but some of the worst people on Earth of our party are actually going to be empowered by this.

04:04:36.000 I mean, there is that group of people who have really...

04:04:42.000 The alt-right, which has been the bane of my existence for the last year and a half, that's going to be all of our lives for a while because the fact is they're going to feel emboldened and empowered.

04:04:52.000 And what they believe is not even anything, not only not close to conservatism, not anything close to decency.

04:04:56.000 It's not close to decency.

04:04:58.000 And I don't think Trump's going to, I mean, I think it's an optimistic, ridiculous vision that Trump is going to cut those people out of the loop after he thinks they were his most beloved contingent pushing him to victory.

04:05:06.000 Let me just take for a moment.

04:05:08.000 I don't want to hurt, you know, give you a heart attack or anything.

04:05:11.000 Let me just take a positive approach to this for just a minute.

04:05:14.000 The one thing we've seen with Trump is that he has learned.

04:05:17.000 He has changed.

04:05:19.000 He's actually kind of calmed down a little bit.

04:05:21.000 Now, wait, I'm not saying he's changed inside.

04:05:22.000 I'm just saying that he has learned how to do this.

04:05:25.000 He has vacillated.

04:05:26.000 I don't think it's fair to say he's changed permanently.

04:05:27.000 He moved back and forth over the course of the election.

04:05:29.000 But the more popular he is, the less the alt-right does for him.

04:05:33.000 We agree.

04:05:34.000 Yeah, and they kind of are going to, people are going to say to him, hey, you know, you can have us, you can, wait, you can have us, you can have this majority, but you can't have us and them.

04:05:42.000 Nobody likes us.

04:05:42.000 They've officially called Florida for Donald Trump.

04:05:45.000 This is bananas.

04:05:47.000 This is actually, we need a word.

04:05:50.000 Was that a Harambe joke, you insensitive prick?

04:05:53.000 Yeah.

04:05:58.000 Well, I do not think, I disagree with you because I think that if Donald Trump has proved one thing, it's that Donald Trump unleashed is worse than Donald Trump on a leash.

04:06:07.000 And I really, and I don't think, and I think Donald Trump with the power of the most powerful nation in the history of humanity behind him The power of the most powerful office in the history of humanity that Obama just turned into a quasi-dictatorial branch.

04:06:20.000 With that behind him, the idea that he is going to suddenly moderate and be disciplined, wonderful Trump that everybody wants him to be, Like, based on what evidence, other than just wild hope, is that going to happen?

04:06:31.000 He really likes to be liked and wants to win.

04:06:35.000 And I don't think, you know, this is a guy, for all the faults, endless list of faults that this guy has, that he likes to win.

04:06:43.000 And winning over the next four years would not be going all in with the alt-right and the neo-Nazis.

04:06:50.000 That's not winning.

04:06:51.000 So I think maybe...

04:06:52.000 Unless he becomes unpopular, right?

04:06:53.000 Yeah, maybe.

04:06:54.000 So there's some route that then he does.

04:06:57.000 Well, hold on one second.

04:06:58.000 Let me say one thing.

04:06:59.000 Idaho got called for Trump, and just, you know, like even now on Twitter, someone just has, you know, we're talking about this crossing streams, and I would think that this is something all conservatives would enjoy, this kind of a panel, and even, you know, people like Dave Rubin, moderates, and someone has, you know, draws a little thing over Ben's head and says, Jew confirmed, and has a draw, you know, over his yarmulke. 0.55

04:07:17.000 Like, this kind of stuff.

04:07:17.000 This is the kind of stuff that I really hope goes away, and I agree.

04:07:21.000 Listen.

04:07:22.000 I understand that Ben has more of a dog in that fight because of the personal attacks, the stuff that's happened.

04:07:27.000 It really is just honestly the point of being completely unacceptable.

04:07:30.000 Hey, Clavin, you missed that one because you converted, and I'm sure they're still pissed about living in another team.

04:07:34.000 I got a little of it.

04:07:35.000 I kept referring him to Ben.

04:07:36.000 Yeah, exactly.

04:07:38.000 I think you believe this man.

04:07:40.000 You can't reach him today because it's Saturday.

04:07:43.000 Hold on.

04:07:43.000 California and Hawaii for Clinton.

04:07:45.000 Big shocker.

04:07:46.000 California.

04:07:47.000 Twist of the night.

04:07:48.000 Plot twist.

04:07:50.000 538 now has a dead even 49% chance for each.

04:07:53.000 This is 0% in.

04:07:55.000 0% in.

04:07:56.000 My map doesn't have Hawaii.

04:07:57.000 Where do I find...

04:07:58.000 Oh, there we go.

04:08:00.000 Well, so anyway, sorry, Ben, I understand where you're coming from.

04:08:02.000 So I do hope that goes away, and I do think it's important to note this.

04:08:07.000 I was talking about this earlier.

04:08:09.000 Even if someone went, they're not winning 50% of the vote, right?

04:08:12.000 Whoever wins is not even getting 50% of the vote.

04:08:14.000 And less than 50% of the people who vote for that candidate like that person.

04:08:18.000 So the worst thing they could do is go out and bolden and think they represent a majority of the country.

04:08:22.000 And hopefully they don't.

04:08:24.000 And hopefully, like you said, Ben, hopefully these wounds heal and people realize that, you know, even though Ben was not a big fan of Trump, Ben's not their enemy.

04:08:31.000 And hopefully Ben can make friends with people who...

04:08:34.000 Have swastikas in there. 0.96

04:08:35.000 Well, there are certain people, again, I think that there are certain people that are not looking to make friends.

04:08:39.000 And so we'll find out.

04:08:40.000 We'll find out.

04:08:41.000 You know, my principles on this have not changed one iota, which means that Donald Trump, apparently when he's president, right, New York Times now has him up to a greater than 95% chance of being president of the United States.

04:08:51.000 When Donald Trump is president of the United States, I plan on calling him wrong when he's wrong.

04:08:55.000 They've almost moved the New York Times 100%.

04:08:58.000 That's exactly right.

04:09:00.000 98% against six hours ago.

04:09:02.000 Right, exactly.

04:09:04.000 But if you think that the Republicans are going to hold Donald Trump's feet to the fire, I would just ask, again, based on what evidence is.

04:09:13.000 That is not what I said at all.

04:09:14.000 All I said was really what Dave said, is that Donald Trump is a guy who likes to be liked, he likes to be popular, he likes to win.

04:09:20.000 I hope you're right.

04:09:21.000 I think you're wrong.

04:09:22.000 I hope you're right.

04:09:23.000 I think you're wrong.

04:09:23.000 And the reason I say that is because I do not think...

04:09:25.000 I'm not even predicting that.

04:09:26.000 I'm just saying it's as likely as what you're saying.

04:09:29.000 Washington just went clean.

04:09:31.000 Just so you know, Washington just got called.

04:09:33.000 And my theory is that power has never made a bad man better.

04:09:37.000 Well, that's certainly true.

04:09:38.000 Stephen Krueger.

04:09:39.000 Yes.

04:09:40.000 Who has racists with a...

04:09:42.000 Oh, I was going to say, if you guys want to have a good time, we can bring up the Young Turks livestream and do a stream within a stream.

04:09:50.000 You should see Cenk's forehead right now. 0.83

04:09:55.000 It's like someone is just going, let me put powder on it in the back room.

04:10:01.000 It's like a scene in an airplane.

04:10:02.000 All in all, it's been a good year for me.

04:10:04.000 Ruben's going to saunter on home.

04:10:06.000 It was a very good year.

04:10:09.000 Alright, listen.

04:10:10.000 Thank you very much.

04:10:14.000 Yes.

04:10:14.000 To louderwithpowder.com, to the new venture over at CRTV, and to the future of America.

04:10:18.000 Absolutely.

04:10:19.000 Just don't put crappy Irish whiskey in my mug, Jeremy, you horrible cretins. 1.00

04:10:24.000 This is good Irish whiskey.

04:10:28.000 That's an oxymoron.

04:10:29.000 I love you.

04:10:30.000 I must go, Jared.

04:10:31.000 End the stream.

04:10:32.000 I'm going to end with that parting shot.

04:10:33.000 All right.

04:10:33.000 Yep.

04:10:35.000 So we have...

04:10:35.000 And Wyoming.

04:10:36.000 For Trump?

04:10:37.000 Well, we already called Wyoming for Trump.

04:10:37.000 For Trump.

04:10:39.000 That's not new.

04:10:40.000 It's new for Fox, I think.

04:10:43.000 So, alright, here, so we are coming on down.

04:10:47.000 I'm trying to get to...

04:10:48.000 Gerald, can you give me a report on Pennsylvania, what that is right now?

04:10:53.000 Washington for Clinton, that's what you were going to say.

04:10:55.000 Yeah, I know.

04:10:56.000 But Gerald, can you give me Pennsylvania, what that is?

04:10:58.000 Hold, please.

04:10:59.000 Hold, please! 0.93

04:11:00.000 That's right!

04:11:01.000 Hold my calls!

04:11:03.000 I'm seeing only 69% of the total in for Pennsylvania.

04:11:07.000 Is she leading or is it...?

04:11:08.000 It's narrowing.

04:11:10.000 The lead right now is narrowing in Pennsylvania.

04:11:12.000 What's your lead?

04:11:14.000 I have to look again and see.

04:11:15.000 But last time I checked it was 55.

04:11:16.000 Okay.

04:11:17.000 So not percent thousand.

04:11:19.000 Okay.

04:11:22.000 We're getting there.

04:11:24.000 And Washington, Clinton called Fox, California, Hawaii, Clinton.

04:11:27.000 So 202 to 233, Clinton, Trump.

04:11:30.000 So did they call Iowa yet or no?

04:11:33.000 Pennsylvania is 49 to 47 percent.

04:11:35.000 Percent, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

04:11:37.000 So that's closer than people thought.

04:11:40.000 I think a big part of this is that the black vote did not come out for Clinton in the same way they did for Barack Obama.

04:11:44.000 I think you're probably right about that.

04:11:45.000 Especially if you look at Philadelphia, you look at Detroit.

04:11:47.000 And the millennial vote, I think a lot of them are still a little bit pissed about Bernie.

04:11:51.000 Yeah, I don't think they're voting for Trump.

04:11:51.000 Yeah.

04:11:53.000 They're not voting for Hillary.

04:11:55.000 They're not showing up to the polls.

04:11:58.000 They've had all the campaigns.

04:11:59.000 Robert Downey Jr.

04:12:00.000 came out and said to go.

04:12:02.000 Yeah, I know.

04:12:03.000 That really ticked me off with Robert Downey Jr., because he was actually always right-leaning.

04:12:06.000 He was.

04:12:07.000 Robert Downey Jr.

04:12:08.000 Probably is.

04:12:08.000 I think in any other election, he probably would have stayed silent.

04:12:12.000 Has North Carolina officially been called Trump?

04:12:14.000 I know we have it on the map, but has it officially been called?

04:12:16.000 Not by CNN, and not by Fox, I don't think.

04:12:20.000 No, it has by Fox.

04:12:21.000 Yeah, it has by Fox.

04:12:22.000 Not by CNN. Fox just wants to be first.

04:12:25.000 They don't care if they're wrong.

04:12:27.000 It's just...

04:12:29.000 First, whether we're wrong or white.

04:12:31.000 Oh, hey, by the way, do we have any word from Hillary in Florida? 0.88

04:12:35.000 Do we have her?

04:12:36.000 No, no worries.

04:12:37.000 She's been quiet about it.

04:12:38.000 Okay.

04:12:39.000 Been quiet.

04:12:40.000 Let me check at AR15.com and see what the chatter is there.

04:12:40.000 All right, hold on.

04:12:43.000 It's Ova in Florida.

04:12:49.000 Funny enough, they haven't called Georgia yet for Fox.

04:12:52.000 Yeah.

04:12:53.000 Which is kind of weird.

04:12:55.000 So I think when Trump won Florida, the stream went down for just a second.

04:13:00.000 I think Facebook crashed it and it came back up.

04:13:02.000 So some of the people...

04:13:03.000 Jared, did you record?

04:13:04.000 Yep, it's all recorded.

04:13:05.000 Maybe we can play it a little bit later.

04:13:06.000 Record the what?

04:13:07.000 Just see Trump's call-in when he won Florida.

04:13:10.000 So I think a couple of people may have missed it when the stream went down.

04:13:12.000 They'll get it.

04:13:13.000 It didn't go down on YouTube, did it?

04:13:13.000 They'll get it online.

04:13:15.000 Just Facebook?

04:13:15.000 It went down on YouTube for a second and came back.

04:13:17.000 Came right back.

04:13:18.000 Yeah, because Facebook was a douche.

04:13:20.000 That happens.

04:13:21.000 Facebook.

04:13:22.000 Come on.

04:13:22.000 We're right backed up.

04:13:23.000 We're right backed up and healthy.

04:13:25.000 All right.

04:13:26.000 Hold on a second.

04:13:28.000 Oh, Sally Cohn.

04:13:29.000 Look at my timeline right here.

04:13:30.000 Sally Cohn.

04:13:33.000 Yeah, reconnect it.

04:13:34.000 Hold on one second.

04:13:36.000 Damn it, Jared.

04:13:37.000 This is all going to be way better when we go daily.

04:13:39.000 Oh, it's much better.

04:13:40.000 We're going to have several new hires.

04:13:41.000 It won't all be a nutless monkey with a TriCaster. 1.00

04:13:46.000 This is true.

04:13:48.000 Alright, hold on one second here.

04:13:49.000 I'm bringing this up.

04:13:50.000 Do you have it?

04:13:51.000 Look at Sally Cone. 0.99

04:13:51.000 Yep. 0.99

04:13:54.000 My head hurts!

04:13:55.000 Yeah.

04:13:57.000 Yeah, I bet it does.

04:13:57.000 It's a head or heart.

04:13:59.000 My heart hurts.

04:14:00.000 Heart.

04:14:02.000 Yeah.

04:14:03.000 Well.

04:14:05.000 Where's that?

04:14:08.000 Alright, let me get this.

04:14:10.000 Let me get this stream back up.

04:14:16.000 Let me get this stream back up.

04:14:17.000 Stream back up.

04:14:18.000 ladderwithcrader.com slash mugclub for people watching to watch the daily program.

04:14:22.000 Daily program, ladderwithcrader.com slash mugclub.

04:14:24.000 The show is going daily.

04:14:25.000 All the free stuff is still free, but if you want the daily show, you want Jared's show, you want Mark Stein, you want Mark Levin, Michelle Malkin, you want the app to watch it wherever you go, and you want to actually put your money where your mouth is and support alternative media, this is it.

04:14:39.000 Do you know he's not going to have a show?

04:14:41.000 This biracial turtle right here. 0.87

04:14:43.000 ...the beneficiary of a president who wants to renegotiate...

04:14:45.000 Xerxes gained weight?

04:14:46.000 Alleyvel, hang around. 0.98

04:14:47.000 I'm sure this is a storyline we will be keeping our eye on.

04:14:50.000 We've got some movement now as we continue to watch the battle of the U.S. Senate.

04:14:50.000 Lester?

04:14:55.000 There was a very close race in Wisconsin.

04:14:57.000 It was a rematch.

04:14:58.000 Russ Feingold, the Democrat, against Ron Johnson, the incumbent Republican.

04:15:03.000 And we're reporting, Chuck, that the Republican, Ron Johnson, has held on.

04:15:07.000 This is obviously important in terms of whether or not the Democrats are going to get control of the Senate, but also what it might, again, portend about...

04:15:15.000 So we get Oregon for Clinton.

04:15:18.000 A state that is in the must-win column now for Hillary Clinton.

04:15:21.000 I'm trying to do my math on the Senate here.

04:15:23.000 With what's left, you've got New Hampshire.

04:15:25.000 So we're sitting here.

04:15:27.000 Republicans at 48.

04:15:29.000 If they hold Blunt, and if they hold Toomey and Ayotte here, I think they get there.

04:15:37.000 Oh, see?

04:15:38.000 See, I see what you did there.

04:15:39.000 Right now, though, they're losing in Pennsylvania.

04:15:42.000 I think New Hampshire's a total coin flip, and Blunt continues to be a coin flip.

04:15:46.000 I've seen a lot of chatter right now from a lot of these reporters saying that the Democrats did a poor job in some of their Senate recruiting.

04:15:46.000 But this is basically an upset.

04:15:52.000 They got a bunch of retreads, and I never understood the decision to do this, but right now, all three retreads have lost.

04:15:58.000 And now they're looking at it going, Hillary has to do X, Y, Z. Someone said Cenk literally has tears in his eyes right now.

04:16:02.000 Let's go.

04:16:03.000 He should.

04:16:04.000 Switch it over.

04:16:05.000 He said they're calling for a war on Republicans, too.

04:16:08.000 Who Cenk is?

04:16:08.000 We're going to Young Turks.

04:16:09.000 We're going to Young Turks, people. 0.95

04:16:10.000 Defcon 5.

04:16:12.000 It's NBC. We're switching.

04:16:13.000 Bring it.

04:16:14.000 Bring the war. 0.97

04:16:15.000 Well, MSNBC, Young Turks, what's the difference?

04:16:18.000 Semantics, right?

04:16:20.000 One's going to Young Turks. 0.91

04:16:21.000 We've got to get the Young Turks stream.

04:16:22.000 We've got to get it going.

04:16:25.000 Oregon Clinton putting up Oregon Clinton.

04:16:29.000 So there we go.

04:16:30.000 Oregon, Clinton.

04:16:33.000 Oh, he does have tears in his eyes.

04:16:33.000 Instantly, yeah.

04:16:34.000 They go down to this planet and they fire the phasers, but the monster feeds off of the energy of the phasers.

04:16:40.000 So every time they fire at it, it gets bigger and stronger.

04:16:44.000 See, unlike the Democrats, they figured out, stop firing the phasers.

04:16:48.000 And so in this case, the phasers are...

04:16:50.000 How about you stop eating the phasers?

04:16:51.000 Oh, he's a bigot.

04:16:52.000 Oh, he's racist.

04:16:53.000 Oh, he's sexist.

04:16:54.000 You know what the American people heard?

04:16:56.000 They heard he's not a politician.

04:16:59.000 Yep.

04:17:00.000 It's not them, Cenk. 0.99

04:17:00.000 So... 0.99

04:17:02.000 That's you!

04:17:03.000 The only thing you do is call people racist and sexist and homophobic.

04:17:06.000 Am I hearing this right?

04:17:07.000 He's trying to act like...

04:17:08.000 Lester Holt calls people racist.

04:17:10.000 That's all you do.

04:17:11.000 You are the poster boy.

04:17:12.000 You're the fat, three-dimensional poster boy for calling people racist, sexist, and homophobic, and you are the reason for Donald Trump.

04:17:19.000 Chank. 0.99

04:17:23.000 Utah for Trump.

04:17:23.000 Utah.

04:17:25.000 Utah for Trump.

04:17:26.000 Evan, didn't pull it out.

04:17:28.000 This buds for you, Utah.

04:17:30.000 Wait.

04:17:31.000 Sorry about that.

04:17:32.000 That's my bad.

04:17:34.000 This O'Doul's non-alcoholic beer is for you.

04:17:38.000 I think O'Doul's is non-alcoholic.

04:17:40.000 That'll work.

04:17:42.000 That's official.

04:17:42.000 Utah for Trump.

04:17:43.000 Official.

04:17:44.000 It's official.

04:17:45.000 Do we have anyone connecting?

04:17:47.000 I think we've got Trump on the line.

04:17:48.000 We've got Trump on the line for Utah.

04:17:49.000 Okay, truthfully, the most beautiful state, when people ask me, they say, what's the most beautiful?

04:17:54.000 Utah.

04:17:55.000 Okay, tell them Utah.

04:17:56.000 When I was there last month for the first time, I saw it.

04:17:59.000 I said, I can't believe I tell everybody since that Utah is just, you got the mountains.

04:18:04.000 And the people there, they're so good looking.

04:18:06.000 I think it's because the Mormons, they don't drink.

04:18:09.000 Okay, they live very healthy lives.

04:18:11.000 They got the underwear.

04:18:12.000 They make their own underwear.

04:18:14.000 They do make their own underwear.

04:18:15.000 Do we have Hillary Clinton on Utah? 0.98

04:18:17.000 We must have Hillary Clinton on Utah. 1.00

04:18:20.000 I've got to imagine that she has something to say.

04:18:22.000 She did.

04:18:22.000 She has something to say.

04:18:23.000 We have Hillary Clinton calling in right now on Utah.

04:18:25.000 Hillary Clinton, you lost Utah. 0.94

04:18:28.000 Can you hear us?

04:18:29.000 Are you aware of this?

04:18:30.000 Oh no!

04:18:30.000 Utah!

04:18:31.000 Whatever will I do with myself?

04:18:33.000 Oh no!

04:18:36.000 Your film festival sucks!

04:18:38.000 That's not nice.

04:18:39.000 That's not nice.

04:18:40.000 That's rude.

04:18:41.000 She was very rude. 0.93

04:18:42.000 She's better than that.

04:18:43.000 Well, no, she's not.

04:18:44.000 She's not better than that.

04:18:44.000 I picture being a little more graceful, though, in losing Utah.

04:18:47.000 I picture being a little more greasy.

04:18:48.000 Hey, do you ever think that Hillary Clinton, like, she didn't get fat by accident like this?

04:18:52.000 Like, I picture, like, foie gras, where they've, like, hooked her to a hose and just...

04:18:58.000 I think she eats the souls of all the men she's killed.

04:19:01.000 That puts a lot of weight on you.

04:19:03.000 It's all calories right there.

04:19:05.000 Certainly not the men she slept with. 0.94

04:19:07.000 Ouch.

04:19:08.000 Well, I'm just saying she's an insatiable lesbian. 1.00

04:19:09.000 She'd be very thin in that regard.

04:19:11.000 We've got to start rolling these two because we spend time on this.

04:19:15.000 Yep.

04:19:16.000 Yep.

04:19:18.000 And that happened.

04:19:19.000 And that happened.

04:19:20.000 Real quick, so Trump is on the verge of going ahead in Iowa, which, just to give you kind of a strategy lesson here, forces Clinton to win Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan.

04:19:31.000 Right now, Michigan, he's holding his lead.

04:19:33.000 Wisconsin, he's holding his lead.

04:19:34.000 He won Kenosha County, which is pretty impossible.

04:19:36.000 He won by like a thousand votes, so pretty close.

04:19:38.000 PA, he's still holding on.

04:19:40.000 I don't think Kenosha County is super left.

04:19:43.000 I don't know, but they said it was pretty cool that he won.

04:19:45.000 Okay.

04:19:46.000 Yeah.

04:19:46.000 So maybe they were just thinking it would go the other way.

04:19:48.000 Maybe not by a lot.

04:19:49.000 Does he have a lead in Wisconsin or Michigan?

04:19:51.000 I think right now he's got a lead in both Wisconsin and Michigan.

04:19:53.000 He's closing the gap in Pennsylvania.

04:19:56.000 Clinton's trying to hold on.

04:19:58.000 But he does have a lead in Wisconsin.

04:19:59.000 In Wisconsin?

04:20:00.000 He has like a 2% lead in basically all these states.

04:20:02.000 Right.

04:20:02.000 Okay, in all these states.

04:20:03.000 Except for Pennsylvania.

04:20:05.000 Pennsylvania's down 2%.

04:20:06.000 Right, 2%.

04:20:06.000 So he's making up some ground.

04:20:08.000 And Kawhi and New Hampshire up there is still kind of a tight race, too.

04:20:11.000 Only 61% of the end, but 46-48, Trump.

04:20:15.000 So, Obama, just to give you some Kenosha County news right here from Adam Wollner, he won there by 12 four years ago.

04:20:22.000 So, for Trump to win, that's big.

04:20:24.000 That is big.

04:20:25.000 Yeah.

04:20:25.000 Very big news.

04:20:26.000 Okay.

04:20:27.000 Good job, Kenosha.

04:20:28.000 Thanks, guys.

04:20:30.000 Kenosha Kickers.

04:20:31.000 Milwaukee's best.

04:20:32.000 Kenosha Kickers.

04:20:33.000 Yamaguchi polka.

04:20:35.000 Polka.

04:20:36.000 Polka.

04:20:37.000 Very big in Chibokin. 1.00

04:20:40.000 I love it.

04:20:41.000 This is a theme for quotes tonight.

04:20:43.000 You know, I've been still saying, even up to today, I still was thinking it could be Hillary, and if not graciously, maybe even a landslide.

04:20:51.000 And I'm happy I was probably wrong.

04:20:54.000 Yeah, you were wrong.

04:20:55.000 You were saying that today.

04:20:56.000 I was saying that today.

04:20:57.000 Gerald was like, you told me I had a fickle internal poll.

04:21:00.000 I said, I got a feeling with Trump.

04:21:02.000 You know, I've always kept it at about a 60-40 number.

04:21:05.000 I've always said it's far more likely than the media thinks and far less likely than his supporters think.

04:21:10.000 Yes.

04:21:10.000 Because, you know, here's the thing.

04:21:11.000 If you look at these leads, they aren't landslide leads in these states.

04:21:15.000 No, these are a couple points.

04:21:16.000 These are very, very close.

04:21:18.000 So, you know, especially as you look at the polls at Titan, that is within the margin of error for polls.

04:21:23.000 So it certainly is not an indictment on everything really being rigged.

04:21:27.000 No.

04:21:27.000 Though if it went the other direction, people would say it was rigged if it was that close.

04:21:30.000 I just think they were wrong.

04:21:32.000 They underestimated.

04:21:33.000 You know, it's a change election.

04:21:35.000 But these aren't huge landslide leads in these places.

04:21:37.000 And, you know, if Donald Trump doesn't tread very carefully, he could just as easily lose them as quickly as he got them.

04:21:43.000 So hopefully people understand that.

04:21:46.000 And, you know, listen, don't just when you win tonight, celebrate it, but work to preserve it.

04:21:50.000 You know, hopefully keep these people accountable.

04:21:52.000 Either one of the people that win tonight will have a lot of work to do to bring the country back together because the country is just disgusted in most cases with both people.

04:22:00.000 Even if you're voting for Trump or voting for Hillary, you're probably having to in some ways hold your nose.

04:22:07.000 Because you may love that Trump is great on certain issues that you like, but on other issues, you're kind of looking over those.

04:22:11.000 Look hard at those things because this person is going to have to run the entire country.

04:22:16.000 Neither one of these people is going to have a mandate going in.

04:22:18.000 If Trump wins, it's going to be kind of a surprise to a lot of people.

04:22:20.000 Like you said, his supporters will be like, yeah, we told you this from the beginning.

04:22:23.000 Well, fine.

04:22:24.000 It's mostly a miracle from other people's perspective.

04:22:27.000 Maybe not quite a miracle, but a very shocking result to a lot of people.

04:22:31.000 He's not going to walk in and say, hey, I'm here to rule and everybody's going to say, yeah, absolutely.

04:22:35.000 He's got to deal with Republicans who feel like they have been betrayed by him.

04:22:39.000 They feel like he almost cost them everything.

04:22:41.000 And the problem is Trump might just go in and just try and, you know, scorched earth, kick them all out, and that's not going to help.

04:22:46.000 No.

04:22:46.000 So he needs to go in and make nice with Paul Ryan and make nice with...

04:22:50.000 He does.

04:22:50.000 He needs to do that.

04:22:51.000 And his supporters need to do that, too, because these people are not your enemy, Trump.

04:22:56.000 They need to understand that.

04:22:57.000 Hopefully they get that.

04:22:58.000 Yeah, we're all Americans.

04:22:59.000 We all see the same issues and the same problems.

04:23:01.000 We want to solve them.

04:23:02.000 Except for Hillary. 1.00

04:23:02.000 Well, she's a demon. 1.00

04:23:03.000 She's the devil. 1.00

04:23:05.000 She's a demon with a green card. 1.00

04:23:06.000 I'm trying to say a point here!

04:23:07.000 We want to solve the same problems, pretty much kicking both of yous out of the country. 0.99

04:23:11.000 Yeah, well, that's true.

04:23:11.000 That's job number one.

04:23:12.000 I'm for that now.

04:23:13.000 You want to solve the problem of getting a date with Courtney.

04:23:15.000 You sold me.

04:23:16.000 She's quite fetching, Miss Courtney.

04:23:19.000 I know.

04:23:19.000 She's quite fetching.

04:23:20.000 You know, she's all the way out and wherever, and I'm all the way out.

04:23:24.000 She finds the fart jokes really funny, though.

04:23:25.000 If ever we write a fart joke in an article...

04:23:27.000 She has a bizarre... 0.63

04:23:29.000 How does she feel about the actual act?

04:23:31.000 No?

04:23:32.000 Not so much?

04:23:32.000 But you both hail from tax-free states, so there's some common ground to be found.

04:23:38.000 It's not tax-free states.

04:23:39.000 We just don't have an income tax in the state.

04:23:42.000 We have a property tax that makes up for it.

04:23:43.000 What's that mean?

04:23:44.000 Don't get me wrong.

04:23:46.000 What do you rent?

04:23:47.000 What?

04:23:48.000 Well, I've got to put my business out there like that.

04:23:50.000 You know what this is to me?

04:23:50.000 Tweet me at S-Credit what you guys think and tweet at NotKJarrett or at GMorganJr.

04:23:54.000 What it is for me is I was way more nervous into it.

04:23:58.000 It's kind of like a stand-up show where I've always...

04:24:00.000 Gerald's been with me before.

04:24:00.000 You've both been with me before stand-up shows, right?

04:24:02.000 I'm just nervous.

04:24:04.000 I'm always reciting, going through.

04:24:06.000 I'm amped up.

04:24:07.000 And then once I'm in it, I go into autopilot.

04:24:10.000 At this point, you know, I think Trump's going to win and that's great.

04:24:15.000 And if Hillary wins, I'm okay too.

04:24:17.000 I'm not nearly as nervous at this point as I was before.

04:24:19.000 Does anyone else feel that way?

04:24:21.000 Once you're in it, you're kind of like, alright, it's out of our hands at this point, and it's going to happen, so let's just let it happen and recalibrate tomorrow.

04:24:29.000 I think it's like a sports analogy.

04:24:30.000 You've got to get hit first, and then you get comfortable with it.

04:24:32.000 You have to just understand what you're dealing with.

04:24:34.000 And I think the big angst by everybody, including the market, the market was very much down when Trump, because nobody knows exactly what he's going to do.

04:24:41.000 They did that with Brexit.

04:24:42.000 Because I don't think he knows exactly what he's going to do yet.

04:24:44.000 He's like...

04:24:45.000 Son of a gun, I actually won?

04:24:47.000 Whoa! 0.71

04:24:48.000 Okay, let's go.

04:24:49.000 So I think you've just got to get a little bit comfortable with what things are going to be like, and we won't really know until he starts talking, which usually is his downfall, post-election.

04:24:58.000 And it's not over yet, obviously, right?

04:25:00.000 There's still a way for Hillary to... 1.00

04:25:01.000 Is Trump TV illegal if he's president?

04:25:05.000 No, I think as president, I believe you have to put everything into a blind trust, or maybe you don't have to, but that is a common practice.

04:25:11.000 But I mean, a violation of the free, I guess an NPR is basically publicly funded, but I'm saying an actual elected official to have a television network, that does seem a little Orwellian.

04:25:22.000 A little bit.

04:25:23.000 Like if President Obama had Obama TV, I'd be scared.

04:25:25.000 He had CNN and he had NBC and MSBC. Wait, he didn't own that?

04:25:25.000 Well, he did.

04:25:30.000 Wait, I think it's time for you to dub this right here.

04:25:33.000 Dub it.

04:25:34.000 What's happening?

04:25:34.000 She's not cussing?

04:25:36.000 Yeah.

04:25:37.000 I think really I think I just I want to say sorry let me just I just I say fuck it means real talk look at my I don't have lips so I paint them on and I have a my my bun makes me four inches taller I don't know what this I don't know what's happening and my neck looks like one of those African ladies who puts rings on it because it's so long because I'm so gaunt I've been so stressed 1.00

04:26:05.000 Also, I'm sitting next to this guy who really, really just slaughtered my people, but I'm okay with it because he keeps me employed, because I'm fucking real talk, guys.

04:26:15.000 Also, my eyebrows always look fucking surprised!

04:26:20.000 So much!

04:26:21.000 My red dress was dirty.

04:26:23.000 No, let's hear what she's saying.

04:26:24.000 Do you think it's going to be used equally or allocated equally across all religions?

04:26:29.000 Of course not.

04:26:30.000 Of course not!

04:26:32.000 You know, any ounce of normal leadership when you execute a guy and it takes 45 minutes for him to die and they don't know how to end the suffering is indisputable.

04:26:44.000 That sounds like this broadcast.

04:26:45.000 I'm making him a monster.

04:26:47.000 They get out.

04:26:48.000 All you say is, until we solve this, we're not going to have the death penalty.

04:26:52.000 That's what any sane country would do.

04:26:55.000 Big news.

04:26:57.000 This just in.

04:26:58.000 California voters passed a ballot measure to legalize the recreational use of marijuana.

04:27:04.000 No longer just medicinal.

04:27:06.000 They don't have to make up anxiety anymore as a reason to cook it.

04:27:12.000 Tell Ruben to get on that now.

04:27:13.000 Yeah, tell Ruben to get on that.

04:27:15.000 Come on, Ruben.

04:27:16.000 Hold on, hold on.

04:27:17.000 I want to hear what Anna has to say.

04:27:18.000 She's unbelievably interesting.

04:27:20.000 We're going to need it.

04:27:21.000 Yeah, exactly.

04:27:22.000 That's what I'm going to do as soon as I get home tonight.

04:27:24.000 North Dakota with 71.5% of the vote in...

04:27:29.000 Of course, that's not all of it, but...

04:27:31.000 Politico is reporting that North Dakota has voted yes on medicinal marijuana, 64.1%.

04:27:39.000 Okay, so Politico again is calling it.

04:27:42.000 And then Massachusetts is still looking good for recreational marijuana.

04:27:46.000 It's still a tight lead.

04:27:47.000 Is this me or are they remarkably boring?

04:27:49.000 These are the real issues, Stephen.

04:27:51.000 These are the real issues.

04:27:52.000 Did you just say California is a movement?

04:27:54.000 No, no, I'm talking about Massachusetts.

04:27:56.000 59.9% reporting, and the yes vote is leading 53 to 46.

04:28:05.000 Okay, California has approved Prop 64.

04:28:07.000 Marijuana is now legal in California.

04:28:09.000 Marijuana is now legal.

04:28:10.000 Of course!

04:28:11.000 It looks like they legalized cocaine, looking by your eyes there.

04:28:14.000 Can I add just one, because as we're going over those numbers...

04:28:17.000 No, you never add.

04:28:17.000 Can I add?

04:28:18.000 ...that take Clinton to, like, 277.

04:28:20.000 But there's a great scenario here where she actually comes back, wins New Hampshire, but maybe doesn't win Nevada, right?

04:28:27.000 And then there's a number here where this night gets better and she hits 270.

04:28:34.000 He sounds like he doesn't believe that.

04:28:36.000 Oh, God.

04:28:38.000 There's a possibility.

04:28:39.000 No.

04:28:40.000 What the paper says?

04:28:42.000 Oh, gosh.

04:28:43.000 Sorry, young Turks. 1.00

04:28:44.000 I think this is just for historical sake.

04:28:47.000 So let's look at the map here.

04:28:49.000 Gerald, am I missing anything?

04:28:51.000 I've got 209 Clinton, 239 Trump right now.

04:28:54.000 I think you're pretty close.

04:28:56.000 I put Georgia and Trump.

04:28:57.000 I know they didn't call it, but I don't think there's any chance of that going any other way.

04:29:00.000 Yeah, Fox News has a 222 to 202.

04:29:02.000 Trump.

04:29:04.000 And CNN's just slow to call things.

04:29:07.000 It's still 187 to 197.

04:29:08.000 They haven't called Florida yet.

04:29:11.000 They haven't called Florida or Georgia.

04:29:14.000 They haven't even called Washington either for Clinton.

04:29:17.000 Utah, they haven't called.

04:29:19.000 Yeah, CNN, you are...

04:29:20.000 Behind.

04:29:22.000 Yeah.

04:29:22.000 And Anderson Cooper's saying, yes, we are!

04:29:25.000 Yes.

04:29:25.000 Yeah.

04:29:26.000 I'm already getting some Trump fan feedback.

04:29:29.000 Multiple stupid comments from G. Morgan Jr.

04:29:31.000 here.

04:29:32.000 It's fantastic.

04:29:33.000 By the way, when I said that Trump cost them...

04:29:34.000 They're saying you're stupid?

04:29:35.000 Well, pretty much.

04:29:36.000 I didn't say that he cost the Republicans anything.

04:29:39.000 If you'll listen to what I said, I said is they thought that he was going to cost them something.

04:29:44.000 So there's still some of those kind of feelings.

04:29:46.000 We'll see how that goes.

04:29:50.000 Blindly voting for Barack Obama because he's black and they think that they need some kind of change in that direction. 0.97

04:29:55.000 Blindly following after somebody like Bernie Sanders because he's given them free college.

04:29:59.000 Blindly following somebody like Hillary Clinton because she's the first woman president. 0.99

04:30:02.000 You cannot blindly follow anybody.

04:30:05.000 I don't care if it's Ronald Reagan and you're a Reagan Republican and you love the guy and he's somehow resurrected from the dead.

04:30:11.000 You have to hold him accountable because positions of power will corrupt people ultimately.

04:30:15.000 So don't yell at us when we hold people accountable.

04:30:15.000 Okay.

04:30:18.000 It's not going to be a pep rally for Donald Trump.

04:30:20.000 We're going to do the same thing that we've been doing.

04:30:22.000 Oh, yeah.

04:30:22.000 That doesn't change.

04:30:23.000 I know, but people think that it does.

04:30:25.000 People think, okay, now that we have it, everything's going to be just fine.

04:30:27.000 No.

04:30:27.000 I am more scared with a president and both houses of Congress being controlled by that same party than I am when they're split, because at least when they're split, I know that stupid stuff isn't going to happen quite as easily.

04:30:38.000 It does happen occasionally, but when they're both in power, I'm like, oh, crap.

04:30:42.000 Sometimes these guys just make bad decisions.

04:30:42.000 Yeah.

04:30:44.000 Well, they better get this right at this time.

04:30:46.000 And unlike the Bush administration, wartime president, I don't think he's a bad man.

04:30:50.000 But unlike George Bush, they better actually start making some cuts.

04:30:53.000 They better start reducing the debt.

04:30:55.000 Donald Trump plan does not do that now, but I think you'll have some good advisors around him.

04:30:58.000 And they better start actually acting like Republicans on that front.

04:31:02.000 We could just do the bankruptcy thing and kind of clear the pages a little bit if we wanted to.

04:31:05.000 What are they going to do?

04:31:06.000 Attack us?

04:31:06.000 Come on!

04:31:07.000 China? 0.73

04:31:08.000 What are they going to do?

04:31:08.000 Screw them.

04:31:09.000 No, I'm just kidding.

04:31:10.000 Hopefully they're just going to throw their surplus baby girls at us. 1.00

04:31:14.000 That went dark for a stream.

04:31:16.000 That was bizarre.

04:31:17.000 You know, if you're a single guy out there, man, go to China. 0.56

04:31:20.000 Well, no, don't go to China.

04:31:21.000 No, don't go to China.

04:31:22.000 It's nothing but single guys.

04:31:23.000 Single girl, sorry. 1.00

04:31:24.000 Let's go the other way around.

04:31:25.000 Single ladies from China, y'all come on over. 1.00

04:31:27.000 Yeah.

04:31:28.000 They feel a little bit entitled.

04:31:30.000 You go over and like...

04:31:31.000 Oh, you are a woman! 1.00

04:31:32.000 That means you owe me sexual favor! 1.00

04:31:34.000 No, no, that's not...

04:31:36.000 Yes, I do, because your sister was drowned in a bathtub!

04:31:40.000 No, I don't owe you...

04:31:42.000 Oh, really?

04:31:43.000 Are you a lesbian? 1.00

04:31:44.000 No?

04:31:45.000 Then you have no option!

04:31:48.000 Honor your knee!

04:31:49.000 What do you think Evan McMullen is doing right now?

04:31:52.000 I don't know.

04:31:53.000 The same thing!

04:31:54.000 The same thing!

04:31:56.000 The same thing he planned to do tonight.

04:31:58.000 Well, that was kind of fun, you know?

04:32:00.000 I got my name out there a little bit.

04:32:03.000 It's not going to happen for a while, guys.

04:32:04.000 All you people who voted for a third party candidate or wrote it in, I understand.

04:32:08.000 Vote on principle.

04:32:09.000 I can respect that.

04:32:10.000 But if you did it because you didn't like either one of these candidates, you threw away your vote.

04:32:14.000 You really did.

04:32:14.000 Unless you really liked that candidate, I don't think you did anything.

04:32:18.000 I don't think...

04:32:18.000 Remember a lot of people months ago were saying, no, we're going to go third party, man.

04:32:21.000 This is the year.

04:32:22.000 This is the year.

04:32:23.000 No, it was not the year.

04:32:24.000 For it to be the year, guess what?

04:32:25.000 It's never the year.

04:32:25.000 You want it to be the year?

04:32:26.000 Start now.

04:32:27.000 2020.

04:32:28.000 I don't understand doing it if you just really hate them.

04:32:31.000 Yeah.

04:32:31.000 And you're just like, I'm not voting for him, but not because you think there's an actual Bible for the party.

04:32:33.000 No, not like this is the groundswell that's going to make it happen.

04:32:35.000 No, you've got to have this thing working a long time before that.

04:32:38.000 I was this close to writing in my ass.

04:32:41.000 Yo, yo ass. 1.00

04:32:42.000 My ass.

04:32:43.000 Mine?

04:32:44.000 Or yours?

04:32:44.000 My ass.

04:32:46.000 I was this close to running that in.

04:32:47.000 My brother's watching this, and he knows.

04:32:49.000 I was a catchphrase in our house for about three years.

04:32:51.000 Anytime someone says, My ass! 0.99

04:32:53.000 You say, Donald Trump's president.

04:32:54.000 Donald Trump, my ass!

04:32:56.000 What?

04:32:57.000 Here's something surprising to me.

04:32:58.000 Johnson only has 3.7% in Arizona.

04:33:02.000 I would have thought it would have been higher there.

04:33:04.000 Really?

04:33:05.000 For Johnson.

04:33:05.000 I wouldn't.

04:33:06.000 Why, in Arizona?

04:33:07.000 Arizona?

04:33:07.000 Why?

04:33:09.000 Isn't that not where he's from?

04:33:11.000 No, New Mexico.

04:33:12.000 New Mexico.

04:33:12.000 Let's check New Mexico.

04:33:13.000 Dummy.

04:33:14.000 It's still remarkably a lot lower than I thought it would be.

04:33:17.000 I think it's from somewhere around there with the border.

04:33:20.000 Pennsylvania's tightened.

04:33:21.000 Donald Trump has overtaken Hillary with a lead.

04:33:22.000 That's fantastic, but his lead is shrinking in Michigan right now.

04:33:25.000 He doesn't need it.

04:33:26.000 He can still get to 270 without it, but he's down to 13,000 lead in Michigan, right?

04:33:31.000 So that's tiny.

04:33:32.000 How much of the vote is in?

04:33:34.000 I'm looking for the percentage right now.

04:33:36.000 57, I'm seeing.

04:33:37.000 Okay.

04:33:38.000 From CNN. CNN's late on updating everything.

04:33:40.000 It could be 87 by now.

04:33:41.000 If that's the trend, though, there's a strong chance he loses Michigan.

04:33:44.000 Well, they're still thinking that a lot of what I'm hearing right now is that there's no way that he loses Wisconsin.

04:33:50.000 No plausible way.

04:33:51.000 That he loses Wisconsin?

04:33:52.000 Right.

04:33:52.000 So Wisconsin, if he takes Wisconsin, pretty much covers Michigan.

04:33:56.000 And if he keeps that Florida, Florida doesn't have a recount or doesn't have some kind of legal battle.

04:34:00.000 Let me do this here.

04:34:00.000 I'm doing my hypothetical, Matt, for people watching, okay?

04:34:03.000 So we'll give him Arizona, give him Iowa, give him Ohio, of course.

04:34:09.000 And so we've given him all of this.

04:34:13.000 Let's give him, if he doesn't get Michigan but he gets Wisconsin, he still needs New Hampshire or Nevada.

04:34:21.000 Or that second district in Maine.

04:34:25.000 So, with Wisconsin, without Michigan, that puts him at 269.

04:34:30.000 Wisconsin without Michigan?

04:34:32.000 Wisconsin without Michigan, assuming he doesn't get Nevada or New Hampshire, puts him at 269.

04:34:37.000 What about P.A.? No, if he gets PA, he wins.

04:34:41.000 You don't have him in PA in that one?

04:34:42.000 No, I don't have him in PA. Gosh.

04:34:45.000 To be at that point with him having a lead in both Wisconsin and Michigan, even though it's dwindling and now he has a lead in PA? Yeah.

04:34:52.000 What happens tomorrow if we figure out that he wins PA, Wisconsin, and Michigan?

04:34:58.000 If he wins all three, he gets 305.

04:35:05.000 That's impressive.

04:35:06.000 I don't think anybody thought, even if he won, that he would get 305.

04:35:08.000 That's not a landslide by any means, 305.

04:35:09.000 For Donald Trump in this election, that is a landslide.

04:35:12.000 I mean, a landslide, you know, is Obama-McCain.

04:35:16.000 But that is significant.

04:35:19.000 So it's not outside the realm of possibility that he wins all three.

04:35:24.000 Not...

04:35:24.000 You know that he rearranges the rust?

04:35:26.000 I wouldn't have called that.

04:35:27.000 I wouldn't have called that tonight.

04:35:28.000 I would have called at least one of those Michigan or Wisconsin going solidly for Clinton.

04:35:33.000 Solidly.

04:35:34.000 I thought...

04:35:35.000 You always heard me say Wisconsin, I think, is more likely than Michigan.

04:35:40.000 Yeah.

04:35:40.000 I don't think Michigan's impossible.

04:35:42.000 I still think Hillary will probably win Michigan or could win Michigan in 50-50. 1.00

04:35:48.000 I think he'll probably win Wisconsin.

04:35:50.000 I'm more surprised at Pennsylvania.

04:35:53.000 Yeah.

04:35:54.000 Pennsylvania is more surprising than me.

04:35:56.000 Yeah, that's true.

04:35:57.000 What was the last time I went red?

04:36:00.000 Pennsylvania?

04:36:01.000 Was it Reagan?

04:36:01.000 Reagan.

04:36:02.000 Reagan.

04:36:03.000 Reagan and then Minnesota didn't even go red for Reagan.

04:36:07.000 So I'm assuming Minnesota is obviously Clinton.

04:36:10.000 It doesn't seem like anyone's talking about it.

04:36:12.000 So Virginia.

04:36:14.000 Has North Carolina and Florida, they've been officially called?

04:36:17.000 By Fox.

04:36:18.000 Oh, Fox called Wisconsin for Trump.

04:36:20.000 Yeah.

04:36:21.000 Wow.

04:36:22.000 Okay.

04:36:23.000 So, this is my hypothetical.

04:36:24.000 Let's go to the map.

04:36:25.000 Wisconsin for Trump.

04:36:27.000 Wisconsin Trump.

04:36:33.000 Wisconsin Trump, boy!

04:36:35.000 Oh, we actually have Trump on the line.

04:36:37.000 Hold on a second.

04:36:38.000 Okay.

04:36:40.000 What's your favorite state outside of New York?

04:36:42.000 It's always been Wisconsin because I love, I can't get enough cheese.

04:36:46.000 All the, wherever I go, I gotta put cheese on everything.

04:36:49.000 I eat all the cheese all the time with, and Wisconsin, you guys, you know, you know, that's, that's the whole thing.

04:36:54.000 You make all the cheese, right?

04:36:55.000 That's the whole.

04:36:56.000 Well, I guess that's the whole thing.

04:36:57.000 I don't know.

04:36:58.000 That's, that's not a very good perspective.

04:37:01.000 What?

04:37:02.000 We don't have Hillary in Wisconsin. 1.00

04:37:04.000 I don't know if she's gone on the line or not.

04:37:07.000 So, alright, we got Trump at 249.

04:37:09.000 Oh, wait, that doesn't count for Arizona.

04:37:12.000 Assuming he obviously wins Arizona, I would put him at 260.

04:37:12.000 Sorry.

04:37:15.000 And Iowa would put him at 266.

04:37:19.000 So, I'm assuming he gets Iowa and Arizona, of course.

04:37:26.000 All he needs at this point is Michigan or Pennsylvania or New Hampshire or Nevada.

04:37:31.000 That's crazy.

04:37:32.000 So if he gets one more state, I think we can call it a night.

04:37:36.000 Probably can.

04:37:37.000 How much of this do you think is Scott Walker's doing?

04:37:40.000 With all of the stuff that he took and the changes he implemented.

04:37:44.000 That's a blue state that just went red.

04:37:46.000 That's impressive.

04:37:48.000 So thank you, Scott Walker, for helping the Republican Party out there.

04:37:55.000 Or whatever it is.

04:37:56.000 Yeah.

04:37:57.000 So there's a bunch of people out there too that are never Trumpers.

04:37:59.000 Fractured as it is.

04:38:00.000 That are Republicans that just really can't stomach voting for Trump.

04:38:03.000 And to you guys, we would kind of say, look, hopefully this guy does what every good president does.

04:38:09.000 He puts a lot of smart, competent, well-rounded people around him.

04:38:13.000 Or Dr.

04:38:14.000 Ben Carson.

04:38:15.000 If he puts Dr.

04:38:16.000 Ben Carson around him, everyone's going to sleep for the next four years at the very least.

04:38:20.000 Love the guy.

04:38:21.000 Iowa Trump.

04:38:22.000 So we just got Iowa Trump.

04:38:23.000 So like I said, if Michigan, Pennsylvania, or New Hampshire, goes Trump, I'm calling the election.

04:38:30.000 You would be one of the first.

04:38:32.000 We got, oh, we got somebody in.

04:38:34.000 Hey, that's fantastic.

04:38:35.000 Iowa finally got it right.

04:38:37.000 Okay, they got Ted Cruz, and I think they realized after his dad was implicated in the assassination of JFK, the corny sons of bitches in Iowa got one right. 0.98

04:38:47.000 Make America great again.

04:38:47.000 Thank you.

04:38:51.000 There you go.

04:38:53.000 He seems even in victory, though.

04:38:54.000 He doesn't seem necessarily like...

04:38:56.000 It's not super...

04:38:57.000 It's not a big deal.

04:38:59.000 He's been through bigger things.

04:38:59.000 It's not a big deal.

04:39:00.000 But I'm just saying he's not super polite about it.

04:39:02.000 No.

04:39:03.000 Not gracious.

04:39:04.000 But, you know.

04:39:06.000 All right.

04:39:07.000 Leader of the free world, there's no need to be.

04:39:09.000 It's just a waste of time.

04:39:10.000 So look at this election right now.

04:39:11.000 Look at this election.

04:39:12.000 Look at Wisconsin.

04:39:14.000 I mean, look at this.

04:39:15.000 This is substantial here.

04:39:20.000 What's the New York Times forecast?

04:39:21.000 99%?

04:39:22.000 It's crazy off the charts, yeah.

04:39:24.000 So when they called Wisconsin form 49 to 45, that's a wider margin than anybody thought.

04:39:31.000 It's 45.7 to 49.1, but that's significant.

04:39:35.000 Yeah.

04:39:36.000 So that's pretty impressive.

04:39:38.000 I have to give some of my Texas friends, but your Texas listeners out there, a little bit of news.

04:39:44.000 I believe the ballpark measure was approved.

04:39:48.000 The Rangers get in a new stadium, and hopefully that'll end the World Series drought that we've been experiencing.

04:39:52.000 I was going to say, so they can lose at a more expensive...

04:39:54.000 Louis.

04:39:54.000 I still hate you and the Blue Jays.

04:39:54.000 I still hate you, St.

04:39:57.000 I needed one more reason to hate Canada.

04:39:59.000 Well, everyone hates St.

04:39:59.000 There it is.

04:40:00.000 Louis.

04:40:01.000 Yeah, that's true.

04:40:02.000 There's a few people I know and you know that don't, but it's...

04:40:06.000 I'm angry at them still.

04:40:08.000 Okay, let me see here.

04:40:10.000 So, we're looking at...

04:40:13.000 Pennsylvania, let's see what we got here.

04:40:15.000 Pennsylvania, I've got 49 Clinton, 47 Trumps.

04:40:18.000 Okay, and that's with 82%.

04:40:20.000 So Pennsylvania's pulling back to Hillary. 0.98

04:40:23.000 Oh, we've got live feed here.

04:40:25.000 We've got live feed of the Clinton headquarters here.

04:40:30.000 Oh, look at that!

04:40:31.000 Look at that.

04:40:32.000 It looks like cancer mixed with AIDS and diarrhea.

04:40:36.000 I gotta say, there's something inside of me.

04:40:38.000 Listen to that sound!

04:40:39.000 That sounds like 1994.

04:40:40.000 Yeah.

04:40:43.000 Look at that her and Bill waltzing. 0.96

04:40:45.000 Look at them.

04:40:52.000 Look at them.

04:40:53.000 Oh my gosh.

04:40:55.000 It's like Requiem for a Dream.

04:40:58.000 Oh my word.

04:41:00.000 That's more depressing than the wrestler with Mickey Rourke.

04:41:03.000 More depressing than the ending of Old Yeller.

04:41:08.000 Oh my gosh.

04:41:09.000 All the other guys.

04:41:10.000 That's old news, Hillary.

04:41:18.000 Oh, my word.

04:41:20.000 Okay.

04:41:21.000 That's sad.

04:41:21.000 Let me look at Michigan here.

04:41:23.000 Is it bad that I'm incredibly happy that this may be the end of the Clintons?

04:41:27.000 Chelsea's not doing anything, so we're safe there.

04:41:30.000 But this may be the end of Clintons in politics. 1.00

04:41:32.000 I've grown up with the Clintons in politics my entire life.

04:41:35.000 Chelsea's just doing shopping on that. 1.00

04:41:38.000 She's doing shopping on mommy's Saudi card.

04:41:38.000 That's fantastic.

04:41:39.000 I'll do a GoFundMe to make sure that happens.

04:41:42.000 I don't want any more Clintons.

04:41:44.000 Running, trying to run, being involved in running, talking about running.

04:41:48.000 Oh my gosh, that is the most depressing thing I've ever seen.

04:41:52.000 The Young Turks stream.

04:41:54.000 I will say, though, there is some liberation in honesty here.

04:41:58.000 And none of us were big Trump fans, but everyone here, we talk about voting a straight Republican ticket.

04:42:03.000 Like, okay, you get it.

04:42:04.000 Yeah.

04:42:05.000 None of us really had a huge dog in this fight.

04:42:07.000 There is something very liberating about just being truthful, because here it's like, well, alright, we see it, and we get to crack jokes and have fun, and whoever wins, wins.

04:42:15.000 If it's flipped around now and Hillary won, I'd be like, ah, crap, but my life wouldn't end.

04:42:20.000 Here's the old Trump headquarters there.

04:42:25.000 It looks like a Super Mario convention.

04:42:27.000 It does, it does.

04:42:32.000 It's the new Nintendo launch.

04:42:35.000 Yeah, just all these...

04:42:36.000 So many red hats.

04:42:39.000 Make a big budget for those.

04:42:41.000 Those aren't cheaper than $9.99 at Spencer's.

04:42:44.000 Boy, is my internet awful.

04:42:48.000 Alright, let's see.

04:42:49.000 So, Michigan...

04:42:51.000 Jolly sons of bitches.

04:42:53.000 He's leading 1% in Michigan with 59% of the vote.

04:42:59.000 Oh man, it's within...

04:43:00.000 It's within...

04:43:04.000 40,000 of each other.

04:43:06.000 And there's a big district right out there, right outside of Detroit.

04:43:14.000 Yeah.

04:43:14.000 Lapeer?

04:43:15.000 Yeah, Lapeer.

04:43:16.000 Which we know is Democrat territory.

04:43:16.000 Yeah.

04:43:18.000 I mean, if you look around it right there, that would be one for sure.

04:43:21.000 That would be Clinton.

04:43:24.000 And then if you look at the other boxes, they'd be Trump, but there's not a lot of population like in Oscoda or in Gladwin.

04:43:32.000 Well, Miss... 0.98

04:43:34.000 And Muskegon is tied.

04:43:35.000 I would have thought Muskegon would have been more Trump.

04:43:39.000 I'm surprised.

04:43:40.000 Muskegon seems tailor-made for Trump, Muskegon.

04:43:43.000 Don't you think, Jared?

04:43:44.000 I mean, very working, white class, lower-educated voters.

04:43:51.000 Well, I mean, no college degrees, very working class, very manufacturing, manual labor. 1.00

04:43:55.000 He's reached out very well to that voter.

04:43:57.000 He really has.

04:43:58.000 By the way, AP's finally calling Georgia for Donald Trump.

04:44:02.000 I know we've had it for a while.

04:44:03.000 I will say this.

04:44:05.000 Looking at this map right now, I don't think Trump wins Michigan.

04:44:13.000 That's probable.

04:44:14.000 Looking at this right now, unless it still maintains where she only gets it by...

04:44:17.000 Even if she only wins it by 4% there in Lapeer, that is enough.

04:44:17.000 But you know what?

04:44:24.000 So...

04:44:25.000 Okay, so Michigan.

04:44:27.000 That gives us a little bit of Michigan.

04:44:30.000 Let's get a poll out there if people think he wins Michigan.

04:44:33.000 And then it comes down to...

04:44:35.000 So Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania.

04:44:37.000 He already won Wisconsin.

04:44:38.000 So it comes down to New Hampshire.

04:44:39.000 Let me see what...

04:44:40.000 Why isn't New Hampshire already...

04:44:43.000 So New Hampshire is close, but he's about a two-point lead.

04:44:51.000 But there's a lot of New Hampshire that hasn't come in.

04:44:54.000 We've got Rudy Giuliani here.

04:44:55.000 You want to hear what he has to say?

04:44:57.000 What Rudy Giuliani has to say about the election?

04:45:00.000 What position would you want in a Trump administration?

04:45:02.000 Right now, right now...

04:45:04.000 I'm drunk right now.

04:45:05.000 I've had too many Scots whiskeys.

04:45:06.000 I'm honestly happy at my law firm, my security firm.

04:45:10.000 Doesn't he look drunk?

04:45:12.000 He does.

04:45:15.000 Hey Lester, have you heard of broken windows?

04:45:18.000 I was the one who would incorporate that most.

04:45:22.000 Man, Melissa McCarthy lost weight. 1.00

04:45:28.000 I'm still praying.

04:45:30.000 Mayor Giuliani and your wife, thank you so much for taking the time.

04:45:34.000 By the way, no one at the FBI tipped me off, Lester.

04:45:39.000 Not a lot of them.

04:45:41.000 Ooh, Giuliani.

04:45:42.000 Chuck Todd.

04:45:43.000 Chuck Todd.

04:45:44.000 President Trump may be something that everybody needs to hear.

04:45:46.000 And we don't care.

04:45:48.000 We'll bring that back up.

04:45:49.000 I want to hear what Chuck Todd is saying.

04:45:53.000 And I think we all thought it couldn't happen.

04:45:56.000 Let me know when you meet the threshold of hearing.

04:45:59.000 And guess what?

04:46:02.000 He may just do it.

04:46:04.000 Mike Murphy, what did you miss?

04:46:06.000 Oh boy, I missed a lot.

04:46:08.000 Under the normal rules of politics, He couldn't put it together, but he's broken the normal rules and he's getting votes he shouldn't get at a huge level among white America, where partisanship doesn't seem to have the same glue.

04:46:20.000 States like Wisconsin, which are full of white Democrats who apparently in big numbers are voting for him.

04:46:25.000 So right now, Michigan, I can see 100,000 votes for her out of Detroit.

04:46:31.000 Wisconsin, I don't see it.

04:46:32.000 I don't see it either.

04:46:33.000 No, I can see that.

04:46:34.000 I can see Michigan for sure.

04:46:37.000 By her, Nicole.

04:46:38.000 I mean, the paths are starting to get cut off for her.

04:46:41.000 So, look, he's remade the Republican Party.

04:46:44.000 This is not Paul Ryan's party.

04:46:46.000 I think Paul Ryan's days as Speaker of the House are probably over tonight.

04:46:51.000 Because I don't see...

04:46:52.000 He's sitting too long.

04:46:53.000 The House is going to respond differently.

04:46:55.000 What is Arizona?

04:46:56.000 Do we have any of Arizona in?

04:46:58.000 I don't agree with it.

04:47:00.000 I'm surprised that Arizona is as close as it is.

04:47:03.000 I just said on talking to Nicole downstairs, there are millions of us, I didn't know there were that many people, concerned with the Supreme Court.

04:47:10.000 Obamacare, Arizona, your last-hitch effort, the premium on the silver plan in Phoenix went up 100%.

04:47:15.000 He would always look like he's wearing a wig that he left her down.

04:47:17.000 So there is a vast number.

04:47:19.000 Ron Johnson winning in Wisconsin.

04:47:20.000 You know what I mean?

04:47:21.000 Like a low-quality one that wasn't made for gel, but he decided to go for it anyways.

04:47:25.000 Yeah, exactly.

04:47:25.000 He's like, I'm going to gel this wig down because it's got a few straights.

04:47:30.000 And they will save the Supreme Court.

04:47:31.000 Let me throw a little, because I'm sure some Bernie bros are going to be talking about this.

04:47:36.000 Does Bernie Sanders lose Wisconsin?

04:47:39.000 Anybody?

04:47:40.000 Who thinks Bernie Sanders would have lost Wisconsin?

04:47:42.000 I always said Bernie Sanders.

04:47:43.000 That's a good point.

04:47:44.000 I think Bernie Sanders would have beaten Trump.

04:47:47.000 The point is, was she uniquely unable to connect to this vote?

04:47:52.000 I want to get in on being wrong, because I think we're probably going to race to the bottom.

04:47:57.000 I was just going to say, well, the table's going to get crowded for us.

04:48:00.000 Here's one thing that I'll just speak for myself that I got wrong.

04:48:04.000 I think that people's tolerance for all these savory things that came out of Donald Trump's mouth, I mean, he was undeniably embracing racially charged language.

04:48:15.000 Undeniably.

04:48:15.000 No, he wasn't.

04:48:16.000 Stop saying you're undeniably.

04:48:17.000 Even at this point, they're stupid.

04:48:18.000 All right, shut it off.

04:48:19.000 Talking about grabbing a woman in Let's shut it off. 1.00

04:48:20.000 Let's just shut off the CNN. I can't believe it.

04:48:22.000 Undeniably, he was using racially charged...

04:48:24.000 That clears it up for you.

04:48:27.000 NBC News, yeah.

04:48:29.000 Alright.

04:48:29.000 If he wins Michigan, if he wins New Hampshire, if he wins Pennsylvania, we can call it.

04:48:39.000 That's what I think.

04:48:41.000 So...

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04:49:04.000 And you'll get my daily show.

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04:49:09.000 You'll get Michelle Malkin, Mark Stein, Mark Levin.

04:49:11.000 It's going to be a big deal.

04:49:12.000 And my God, we are going to absolutely take it to the left.

04:49:16.000 I'm really excited about that aspect of it.

04:49:19.000 Because my whole battle is not the political battle.

04:49:21.000 It's the media battle.

04:49:22.000 It's the cultural battle.

04:49:23.000 And that is as relevant as ever.

04:49:26.000 So I'm glad that politically, you know, things look better.

04:49:29.000 But all this has done is, you know, aim the spotlight on all the cockroaches right now.

04:49:35.000 But they're not gone yet.

04:49:36.000 And that's what we're going to do with The Daily Show.

04:49:38.000 What are you looking at there, Gerald?

04:49:39.000 Nothing?

04:49:40.000 Nothing to add?

04:49:41.000 You non-contributing loser?

04:49:42.000 I think I've contributed some.

04:49:45.000 I've got a lot of people on Twitter saying I've done a great job.

04:49:47.000 Great job.

04:49:48.000 Fantastic.

04:49:49.000 Frankly, the best...

04:49:50.000 Though they turned on me when St.

04:49:51.000 Louis became the topic, it became quite clear that their loyalties weren't very deep.

04:49:57.000 No.

04:49:58.000 Not as deep as Hillary's pockets, and it's all for naught.

04:50:01.000 I'm glad you said pockets.

04:50:03.000 Yeah, pockets on her. 0.78

04:50:06.000 Little pantsuit.

04:50:07.000 Yeah, according to Fox, he is 16.

04:50:12.000 16 delegates away from 270.

04:50:15.000 According to Fox?

04:50:16.000 According to Fox.

04:50:17.000 Well, I've basically got him four away, because I'm assuming he wins Arizona.

04:50:21.000 So if you take away Arizona, yeah.

04:50:23.000 If you take away Arizona, he's 15 away, but let's give him Arizona.

04:50:26.000 It's unbelievable.

04:50:27.000 So all he needs is either Michigan, Pennsylvania, or New Hampshire.

04:50:31.000 Or Nevada.

04:50:32.000 I don't think he's going to get Nevada.

04:50:35.000 Just because the early vote was too severe in Nevada.

04:50:37.000 He could, but the early vote was too crazy.

04:50:41.000 Do we have any polls in Nevada yet?

04:50:44.000 Let's see what we got.

04:50:45.000 Let me see what we have in Nevada.

04:50:46.000 Sorry, folks, but that's one thing.

04:50:48.000 That would have meant that he won by a 10-point margin on the day of with Nevada.

04:50:56.000 Where's Nevada?

04:50:57.000 CNN. Where are you with Nevada?

04:50:59.000 CNN. I've got 63% in.

04:51:01.000 Clinton up 50% to 43%.

04:51:03.000 Trump.

04:51:04.000 So he's down about 50,000 votes there.

04:51:09.000 Oh, well, he definitely made up some ground because he was down $72,000.

04:51:12.000 Yeah.

04:51:16.000 There's a lot of people that look pretty silly right now, and they're trying to figure out how to explain it.

04:51:19.000 Yeah.

04:51:20.000 I don't know how they keep their jobs with stuff like this.

04:51:23.000 I mean, I get it because it's an inexact science, and you're really trying to look at a lot of different data, but they're so sure.

04:51:29.000 I love that their world is being shaken right now.

04:51:32.000 I hope we end up liking the shaking.

04:51:33.000 Don't get me wrong, but...

04:51:35.000 It just shakes their perception.

04:51:37.000 They thought they knew.

04:51:38.000 What the diehard Trump people need to do is not gaslight everyone.

04:51:43.000 People like Andrew Klavan are very different from the people you just saw at NBC. Or people like myself who said, you know, 60-40, I don't see him switching Michigan.

04:51:54.000 I'm not saying he can't win.

04:51:55.000 I don't think it's likely.

04:51:57.000 That's very different from...

04:51:58.000 There's no way Trump's going to win.

04:52:00.000 So I hope that hardcore Trump fans, instead of destroying all the people who didn't agree with him 100%, which is what happens in the age of new media, I sincerely hope, if nothing else, we move forward today going, all right.

04:52:11.000 Let's take this and create a bigger coalition.

04:52:14.000 Because the only way we have a bigger coalition and we recreate the Republican Party, the conservative movement, is if we bring these people into the fold, not if we eliminate.

04:52:23.000 Like, listen, you don't want to get rid of, you know, the educated sort of, the pseudo-intellectual, if you want to call them conservatives, you know, the NROs, the Thomas Sowles, the Ted Cruz's, the Mitt Romney's.

04:52:33.000 You still want them to, and bring in this new Trump demographic.

04:52:37.000 Assuming we still believe in limited government, assuming we still believe in non-interventionism, assuming we still believe in actual trade, assuming that there is some semblance of limited government principles there, people need to come under that banner as opposed to, I told you so, and launch everyone else under the bus along with CNN and NBC. I know Ben Shapiro's upset, but Ben Shapiro did not say Trump had no chance.

04:53:02.000 Right.

04:53:03.000 I think it would make us just like we felt like the Democrats were being when Obama was elected, when he became president and everybody just kind of was like, get out of his way.

04:53:11.000 He's going to run roughshod.

04:53:12.000 He's going to change everything.

04:53:13.000 He's going to do whatever he wants to do.

04:53:14.000 I don't think that's what we need to do.

04:53:16.000 In any form of negotiation, you always look for a small...

04:53:19.000 point of agreement to work with and then build kind of a bridge a bridgehead there right you're a beachhead there you want to you want to do that and i understand that the first hundred days in a presidency is when you're really going to get stuff done because after that people are thinking midterms after that you're thinking re-election and things just kind of spiral out of control right but don't try to do something that's going to make the country hate us do something that's productive for everybody get people on the same page yeah i think that's far more productive than trying to go out there and do some crazy

04:53:48.000 i think if donald trump goes in and says i'm putting hillary clinton in jail i think he ruins the country yeah Exactly.

04:53:53.000 I really do.

04:53:53.000 I know.

04:53:53.000 I think you should come in and say, listen, you know, this was a surprise.

04:53:57.000 I told you, she's a crook. 1.00

04:53:58.000 She's a crook, I told you. 1.00

04:54:00.000 I really hope he doesn't do that.

04:54:01.000 I mean, I would have liked to be in jail, but he needs to allow the process to occur.

04:54:04.000 Yeah, and he needs to get out of the way, you know?

04:54:06.000 He needs to find a Democrat special prosecutor if that's necessary for this.

04:54:10.000 Somebody that can appear completely unbiased.

04:54:13.000 And let the process work itself out.

04:54:15.000 Because ultimately that's what we're fighting for.

04:54:16.000 We're fighting for an idea, guys and gals out there voting for Clinton or Trump.

04:54:20.000 We're fighting for ideas.

04:54:22.000 America's an idea. 0.73

04:54:23.000 It's lit the world for the better part of over two centuries now.

04:54:26.000 So let's let it keep doing that.

04:54:29.000 Someone said I forgot Arkansas.

04:54:30.000 I didn't forget Arkansas.

04:54:31.000 I put Arkansas on the map.

04:54:32.000 It doesn't exist.

04:54:33.000 It's Arkansas.

04:54:34.000 I don't understand what they're saying.

04:54:34.000 Well, they're saying Trump only needs Arizona, Alaska, or one...

04:54:41.000 Oh, you know what?

04:54:42.000 Never mind.

04:54:42.000 Not Arkansas.

04:54:43.000 He said Alaska.

04:54:44.000 I did forget Alaska.

04:54:45.000 He needs one vote then.

04:54:47.000 That is a good point.

04:54:48.000 If he wins Alaska, he needs one.

04:54:50.000 He's at 269 if he has Alaska.

04:54:53.000 So if he wins Michigan or Pennsylvania or New Hampshire, I'm calling.

04:54:56.000 I think it's possible.

04:54:57.000 I'm looking at Pennsylvania right now.

04:54:58.000 If you look at the districts that are not called yet Erie, that's very right-leaning.

04:55:03.000 I was just there recently.

04:55:05.000 Very trampolining rural area.

04:55:07.000 Lake Erie is the worst of the Great Lakes.

04:55:09.000 This is Erie County.

04:55:11.000 It is the worst.

04:55:11.000 I've jet skied on the thing.

04:55:13.000 I used to go out there all the time.

04:55:14.000 Yeah, you stayed above the water.

04:55:15.000 Did you dare go below it?

04:55:16.000 I did.

04:55:16.000 My accident one time.

04:55:18.000 I know.

04:55:19.000 He jet skied there and he got planter's warts on his balls.

04:55:22.000 That's not true.

04:55:23.000 That's not true!

04:55:24.000 I don't even know how it's possible, but you did it.

04:55:25.000 I'm a single man looking for a great room.

04:55:26.000 You're going to say something like that?

04:55:28.000 I can't defend himself.

04:55:29.000 Mute it. 0.65

04:55:29.000 No, no, no. 0.65

04:55:29.000 Mute it. 0.65

04:55:30.000 Come on! 0.61

04:55:30.000 Yes. 0.61

04:55:31.000 I guess you should call them balsers. 1.00

04:55:33.000 Pennsylvania still has Lawrence district or the county.

04:55:37.000 Are these districts or counties?

04:55:39.000 But Lawrence, Erie.

04:55:43.000 There's a few around Philadelphia that have not been called yet that are probably all suing Hillary, but there are several of them there that are still leading Trump and some that will definitely go to Trump.

04:55:53.000 So that's still a dead heat toss-up.

04:55:55.000 I can see that one going either way.

04:55:57.000 I could see that one going either way.

04:55:59.000 Let me see about Maine.

04:56:02.000 Because he only needs the one district in Maine.

04:56:04.000 He's doing pretty well in New Hampshire, it looks like, too.

04:56:06.000 Yeah, it doesn't look like he's doing well in New Hampshire.

04:56:07.000 There's not a lot to vote in in New Hampshire.

04:56:09.000 If he wins New Hampshire, he wins.

04:56:11.000 We can call it, and I'll go to bed.

04:56:13.000 I don't think it'll be a Gerald Ford situation where we go to bed and they wake us up and...

04:56:16.000 Sorry, we were wrong about that.

04:56:19.000 The guy who wears a sweater with the air conditioning beat you.

04:56:22.000 What?

04:56:23.000 The peanut guy.

04:56:24.000 Holy crap.

04:56:25.000 So I don't think we'll have that.

04:56:26.000 I think if he wins, if any other state gets called, let's go to the Young Turks, let's see what they're doing. 0.97

04:56:30.000 If any other state gets called, Pennsylvania, Michigan, New Hampshire.

04:56:33.000 We saw people at the Hillary headquarters weeping.

04:56:36.000 Let's see what we can find out.

04:56:37.000 Were they actually weeping?

04:56:38.000 Yeah, I saw it.

04:56:38.000 It was on screen for a second.

04:56:39.000 This chick was just weeping. 1.00

04:56:42.000 It was possibly the best thing about staying up past midnight today.

04:56:45.000 Oh gosh, we have to unload this whole studio.

04:56:48.000 I know.

04:56:49.000 And pack up.

04:56:51.000 I have to leave this house.

04:56:53.000 I'm going to be so sad.

04:56:54.000 Is this an ad for the Young Turks, or is this the Young Turks?

04:56:57.000 It's tough to know.

04:56:58.000 What are they making me watch?

04:56:59.000 It is the Young Turks, but I think this is an ad for them.

04:57:01.000 We don't want to give them that.

04:57:02.000 Who is this?

04:57:03.000 Who is this chick? 1.00

04:57:04.000 Which was one of the most scariest things I've ever done in my life.

04:57:07.000 They have nothing else to go to.

04:57:08.000 What's one of the most scariest things?

04:57:10.000 That.

04:57:12.000 That is graphics 48...

04:57:15.000 This is how they want you to see that they're professional news people.

04:57:19.000 Yeah.

04:57:20.000 We have headsets.

04:57:21.000 What is it like working with my teacher?

04:57:24.000 I look up to her as a mentor and I want to do really good work for her.

04:57:29.000 She just works so hard.

04:57:31.000 See, this is why I like the Trump win because she might kill herself. 1.00

04:57:34.000 That's the silver lining.

04:57:38.000 Yes.

04:57:39.000 The silver lining is Anna Kasparian's Padawan.

04:57:44.000 This is real news.

04:57:46.000 Why are we watching this?

04:57:48.000 I wanted to watch the live stream.

04:57:49.000 This is awful.

04:57:50.000 This is terrible.

04:57:52.000 Sweetheart, if you're watching Hillary, good Hillary, I'll see you in a couple of days. 0.99

04:57:59.000 In a new America, well, you can defend yourself.

04:58:01.000 Just move past the planter's balls warts.

04:58:05.000 It's false.

04:58:06.000 It's patently false.

04:58:07.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

04:58:09.000 Patently?

04:58:10.000 I don't even know what that means.

04:58:10.000 But patently, I do know what it means.

04:58:12.000 Go ahead.

04:58:12.000 What do you want to say?

04:58:13.000 No, I don't want to say anything.

04:58:14.000 I just want to defend myself.

04:58:15.000 You're not allowed to defend yourself.

04:58:18.000 How's this even right?

04:58:19.000 I thought you were for free speech.

04:58:20.000 I don't know.

04:58:21.000 We're waiting on a couple of things here.

04:58:23.000 We're waiting on two last things for this to happen.

04:58:27.000 It's really a tightrope walk, isn't it?

04:58:29.000 It's a tightrope walk.

04:58:30.000 And we'll call it.

04:58:32.000 Do we all feel comfortable calling it if he wins Pennsylvania or Michigan or New Hampshire?

04:58:36.000 Do we all feel comfortable going to bed calling it?

04:58:38.000 Yeah, absolutely.

04:58:39.000 Jamie Dupree says, so what's the delay?

04:58:40.000 Are the folks on the decision desk having a drink before they call the race or what?

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05:05:00.000 And you'll be like, but isn't that just a blatant lie?

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05:05:07.000 The Young Turks? 0.70

05:05:07.000 For sake of simplicity, right? 0.70

05:05:09.000 The guys are like...

05:05:10.000 Look at that energy.

05:05:11.000 Establishment window.

05:05:12.000 Low energy.

05:05:13.000 I thought it was going to be about...

05:05:16.000 What did I... I had it at about 1.5% to 2.5%, right?

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05:05:24.000 And 5% will make all the difference in the world.

05:05:28.000 Obviously...

05:05:29.000 Everything that you've said over the past three minutes...

05:05:31.000 I like Dave Rubin so much more as the resident gay than this guy. 0.71

05:05:34.000 ...has to be done, and it's what we have some control over that we can work towards.

05:05:38.000 But at the same time, tens of millions of Americans are totally fine with a man who is driven almost purely by racism and sexism.

05:05:45.000 Oh, shut up, you piece of shit! 1.00

05:05:48.000 This is what bothers me.

05:05:49.000 I'm sorry, but this is what really...

05:05:50.000 Gerald can't hear me.

05:05:51.000 He's like, 10 million Americans are driven by someone who's entirely driven by racism.

05:05:55.000 I'm like, that's not it.

05:05:57.000 Again, my issues with Donald Trump are...

05:05:59.000 I'm not against free, honest trade.

05:06:02.000 I don't want to tax Ford if they put a plant in Mexico if they still employ Americans, okay?

05:06:06.000 I don't want to punish people for being successful.

05:06:10.000 I don't want a capital gains tax.

05:06:12.000 I have legitimate grievances with Donald Trump.

05:06:14.000 None of them are Donald Trump is racist.

05:06:17.000 I do not believe that the majority of people today...

05:06:19.000 Let's do the math here real quick, okay?

05:06:21.000 Let me...

05:06:21.000 So you can tweet this out.

05:06:23.000 Tweet me at S. Crowder.

05:06:24.000 I'm going to get Anna Kasperian real talk now because let's do some math here. 0.89

05:06:28.000 I've not talked about, I've not heard anyone else talking about this.

05:06:31.000 This means if you look at these maps, that a majority of the bleed over to Donald Trump are people who voted for Barack Obama and felt screwed.

05:06:39.000 They didn't vote for Barack Obama.

05:06:41.000 Then just, you know what?

05:06:42.000 I hate Negroes. 1.00

05:06:44.000 I hate the colored people. 1.00

05:06:45.000 I'm going to vote Trump.

05:06:46.000 They voted Barack Obama in their own self-interest.

05:06:49.000 They felt like they got screwed.

05:06:51.000 And now they voted for Donald Trump.

05:06:52.000 The vast majority of white Americans voted for Barack Obama, and now the vast majority of Americans are voting for Donald Trump.

05:06:59.000 So you can't say that these same people, because there's a huge amount of people, if you look at that crossover, that these people were voting for progress with Donald Trump, with Barack Obama, and now all of a sudden they're racist because they pulled the lever for Trump because you screwed them.

05:07:11.000 You screwed them with the taxes on small businesses.

05:07:14.000 You screwed them with a healthcare mandate that they couldn't afford, then punished them to force them to buy healthcare insurance when they didn't want to, and then raised those premiums 25%.

05:07:23.000 And the people who did vote for Obama, who were even more privileged, who didn't have to get put into the Obamacare program, saw their premiums go up by 40-something percent.

05:07:31.000 You screwed the progressive Christians and Catholics who voted for Barack Obama, who you then mandated to pay for somebody else's abortion. 0.96

05:07:38.000 You screwed them by putting Lena Dunham's sorry face or ass, I don't know which, when she's on the air and made her a wing of your party. 0.97

05:07:47.000 The people who voted for Barack Obama, a significant amount of them, Donald Trump could not win without enough of those votes.

05:07:56.000 And those people aren't racist.

05:07:58.000 There are a lot of criticisms to have with Donald Trump.

05:08:02.000 No, it's because of you.

05:08:04.000 When you call someone racist, when you call them sexist, when you call them homophobic, when you call them transphobic because they don't want a tranny taking a dump next to their six-year-old daughter in some Charlotte Chuck E. Cheese, guess what? 1.00

05:08:16.000 They pull the lever for Trump after they voted for Obama, you dick!

05:08:21.000 So stop acting like the only possible motivating factor here that you could fathom is racism.

05:08:27.000 I bet you're the kind of guy who walks into a bar and they don't like you.

05:08:30.000 You know, what is it, because I'm a Turk?

05:08:32.000 No!

05:08:32.000 It's because you smell.

05:08:33.000 You look like a greasy, slick water buffalo who's drowning amidst the throes of being swallowed by an anaconda.

05:08:40.000 And you're a dick!

05:08:41.000 It's not because you're brown, just like it's not because Donald Trump's racist.

05:08:46.000 Gerald, what did you want to say?

05:08:48.000 Man, that'll preach.

05:08:49.000 I was standing up with a hanky.

05:08:51.000 Just, man.

05:08:52.000 Woo! 0.99

05:08:53.000 Are you okay?

05:08:55.000 Somewhere, Sheriff Joe Clark is just losing his shit.

05:08:59.000 He heard it all.

05:09:01.000 And somewhere, Black Lives Matter said, DO WHAT HE SAID! Dude, what do you think?

05:09:05.000 I just have one question for you, Stephen.

05:09:07.000 Sorry, Hopper.

05:09:10.000 Hopper's growling over here because he thinks it's about to go down because Stephen's angry.

05:09:14.000 He's coming to his right.

05:09:15.000 Do you feel better?

05:09:16.000 I do feel better.

05:09:17.000 Okay, that's good.

05:09:18.000 Did it make sense, though?

05:09:19.000 Absolutely.

05:09:20.000 Just look at the numbers.

05:09:21.000 A significant amount of the Trump voters were Obama voters.

05:09:24.000 All of a sudden, people overnight can become racist.

05:09:27.000 They can't be the smartest people in the world when they vote one way and the dumbest people in the world when they go the other way.

05:09:31.000 That's a little bit of a double standard, and it keeps us from coming together.

05:09:35.000 If you just demonize the other side and say they're either stupid or they're the racist vote, anything like that, you can't do it.

05:09:43.000 You can't do it.

05:09:44.000 We couldn't do it.

05:09:44.000 Sorry, I wish I didn't say dipshit in a rant, because then I'm like Anna Kasperian.

05:09:47.000 I didn't use the F word like Anna Kasperian, but I could have made the point without cussing.

05:09:50.000 She can only make her point with cussing. 1.00

05:09:52.000 This night has been long.

05:09:53.000 I tell you what, I feel like John McCain.

05:09:55.000 There's the stamina it takes to get through this.

05:09:57.000 Not John McCain 2008.

05:09:59.000 Wait, what?

05:09:59.000 John McCain Vietnam.

05:10:02.000 Just the stamina it takes to get through this night.

05:10:03.000 Did you just compare yourself on a radio show to a man being tortured in the military?

05:10:06.000 This is what this whole night feels like, waiting for it to be called.

05:10:10.000 You're a dork.

05:10:11.000 We're going on five hours here, Steven.

05:10:13.000 That's a long show.

05:10:14.000 And it's been content filled.

05:10:16.000 People said make that rant a separate video.

05:10:19.000 You should.

05:10:20.000 Jared, time code it.

05:10:21.000 But I will say this.

05:10:22.000 Your brother says that you're giving the Turks way too much importance.

05:10:26.000 Yeah, well, my brother's a dumbass.

05:10:27.000 And he's fired.

05:10:28.000 You love him.

05:10:29.000 We all love him.

05:10:31.000 Jordan, you understand why we give them attention.

05:10:33.000 It's so funny.

05:10:34.000 It's a layup.

05:10:35.000 In a night like tonight, we need a layup.

05:10:38.000 We've got five hours to fill!

05:10:39.000 What?

05:10:41.000 We cannot be Dwayne Wade!

05:10:44.000 We need some low-hanging fruit here, and they provide lots.

05:10:48.000 Oh, man.

05:10:49.000 You know what?

05:10:50.000 I'm not drunk, but I really wish I were.

05:10:52.000 This is my favorite version of the Young Turks for now, by the way.

05:10:55.000 Just that.

05:10:56.000 Spitting.

05:10:58.000 No, come on. 0.85

05:10:59.000 Stop it.

05:10:59.000 That guy's never spit.

05:11:00.000 I think he is an absolute horrible broadcaster.

05:11:05.000 That just happened.

05:11:06.000 Stop it.

05:11:07.000 Stop it.

05:11:08.000 Everyone has dirty minds and I'm sick of it!

05:11:11.000 Shut it.

05:11:12.000 Just shut it. 0.99

05:11:13.000 Let me guess, did we see some kind of a spike with that rant, probably?

05:11:16.000 People just unsubscribed.

05:11:21.000 This server crashed for a different reason.

05:11:24.000 Delete my credit card, please.

05:11:26.000 Delete the credit cards.

05:11:27.000 So, let me tell you something, okay?

05:11:29.000 Thousands of people signing up for the Mug Club in one night.

05:11:32.000 Thousands of people have subscribed.

05:11:34.000 We crossed half a million tonight subscribers.

05:11:36.000 We crossed 300,000 Twitter followers.

05:11:39.000 I say we because I know this is my personal stuff.

05:11:41.000 I was doing it before Jared.

05:11:42.000 But I really do.

05:11:43.000 I can't take credit for all this.

05:11:44.000 The team who you help employ when you join the Mug Club. 0.95

05:11:47.000 Jared, Aaron, Courtney, Casey, Gerald, who comes in.

05:11:50.000 I don't pay.

05:11:51.000 I get a beer.

05:11:52.000 Yeah, he does.

05:11:53.000 He gets beer and he gets free lifts.

05:11:54.000 I wouldn't be able to do it without them.

05:11:55.000 And so when I say we, these are huge victories.

05:12:00.000 Now, if you do the math, we have 300,000 Twitter followers, half a million YouTube subscribers.

05:12:04.000 It's tough to read, but our podcast, we're doing hundreds of thousands for every single full three-hour show, not including clips.

05:12:11.000 We have 1.7 million people on Facebook.

05:12:14.000 If 5% of you people out there who benefit from the work that this team creates and you want to see daily content, you want that daily show that you know we can create, that you know we're going to create, we always go above and beyond as far as trying to create and add value, subscribe.

05:12:30.000 5% of you do it.

05:12:34.000 And CNN, MSNBC, NBC, Young Turks, they can't hold a candle to us.

05:12:40.000 I'm telling you this.

05:12:41.000 I promise.

05:12:42.000 Test me on this.

05:12:44.000 5% of you.

05:12:46.000 And I know we can do better than that if our server doesn't crash like it did tonight.

05:12:50.000 I want you to all sign up, just not at the same time.

05:12:54.000 Use the digital turnstile.

05:12:58.000 Okay.

05:12:59.000 You have your screen on your thing, Stephen.

05:13:00.000 I'm texting you a tweet I just want you to bring up because it's priceless.

05:13:05.000 So according to CNN... I don't even know who this guy is.

05:13:09.000 According to CNN, Pennsylvania is 48.3 with 48.2 with Clinton leading.

05:13:13.000 Oh, I know who Pat Dollar is.

05:13:15.000 Bring up the tweet.

05:13:16.000 Bring it up.

05:13:17.000 Hillary's staff is now openly crying at their offices in Victory HQ. I don't know if that's true, though.

05:13:23.000 I don't know, but that face...

05:13:25.000 Such a good face.

05:13:25.000 That's a good face.

05:13:27.000 I love that face.

05:13:29.000 Oh, I don't like her crying.

05:13:31.000 I know.

05:13:32.000 I don't like seeing people hurt or crying.

05:13:34.000 Of course not.

05:13:35.000 Unless it's Anna Kasparian.

05:13:35.000 I would not mind seeing her thrown off a cliff.

05:13:37.000 There's always an exception to the rule.

05:13:38.000 I would not mind seeing Chen give her a fresh one.

05:13:42.000 Oh, well.

05:13:43.000 It's true.

05:13:44.000 His ancestors did to her ancestors.

05:13:46.000 Ouch.

05:13:46.000 Why are you going to bring that up?

05:13:48.000 Because it's funny.

05:13:49.000 Again, there's no other reason.

05:13:51.000 The young Turks are not relevant, but they're funny.

05:13:53.000 That is funny.

05:13:54.000 Well, you know.

05:13:58.000 Trump's ahead by 42,000 with 93% reporting in PA. He takes PA. It's ballgame.

05:14:09.000 If he takes...

05:14:10.000 Yeah, if he takes...

05:14:10.000 I want to call the night now.

05:14:13.000 I'm done.

05:14:14.000 That was your...

05:14:15.000 I'm ready.

05:14:17.000 I'm just so tired of everything always being...

05:14:19.000 Like, that's the silver...

05:14:19.000 I'm not a Trump fan because of policy-wise.

05:14:22.000 Like, I agree with him more than Hillary.

05:14:24.000 And I don't...

05:14:24.000 The main thing is I don't trust him.

05:14:25.000 But I don't think he's a racist.

05:14:27.000 I don't think he hates black people.

05:14:28.000 I don't think he hates Mexican people.

05:14:30.000 What are my brothers?

05:14:31.000 Oh, my brothers.

05:14:32.000 Just look at this.

05:14:33.000 Look at this.

05:14:33.000 This is my brother.

05:14:35.000 I voted he has rye there.

05:14:36.000 He's a 1776 rye.

05:14:38.000 You were talking about this today.

05:14:39.000 We were at Smitty's.

05:14:40.000 Yeah, Smitty's Liquor.

05:14:41.000 By the way, thank you, Smitty's, for...

05:14:42.000 You didn't sponsor us, but I know they're fans.

05:14:45.000 I tell you what, though.

05:14:46.000 Gerald has been with me, you know, how much...

05:14:49.000 It's uncomfortable the more I get recognized.

05:14:51.000 I don't like it, because I used to just go out in sweats and, like, would just look like crap.

05:14:55.000 And now it's just...

05:14:56.000 I feel paranoid all the time.

05:15:00.000 It's going to force you to sober up your wardrobe.

05:15:02.000 Yeah.

05:15:02.000 Look at this.

05:15:02.000 This is Hillary Camp.

05:15:03.000 Man, that's depressing.

05:15:04.000 Hillary Campaign right here. 1.00

05:15:05.000 Headquarters.

05:15:07.000 These guys had to go into the night thinking, we got this locked up.

05:15:10.000 Like Browns fans on every Sunday.

05:15:13.000 Or Cubs fans for the last 800.

05:15:15.000 You can just see the collective.

05:15:17.000 I have to rethink my life's decisions.

05:15:19.000 That's right.

05:15:20.000 Some good-looking girls they shoved in front of the camera, but they're not as good-looking when they cry. 0.99

05:15:24.000 Can I say this, too?

05:15:25.000 Oh, look at that seek.

05:15:26.000 I have to get back to driving my cab.

05:15:28.000 Hey, come on. 0.77

05:15:29.000 Shut up, it's funny.

05:15:30.000 Come on! 0.61

05:15:32.000 No, I think the one great thing to do...

05:15:34.000 Hey, look, it's the kid from Bad Santa!

05:15:35.000 Shit!

05:15:38.000 We've gone off the rails.

05:15:40.000 Okay, go ahead, Bill.

05:15:41.000 I think it's a great opportunity.

05:15:43.000 People were voting for Hillary because she's a woman. 1.00

05:15:45.000 How about we put a qualified woman, right? 1.00

05:15:48.000 I want the first woman president not to be elected because she's a woman, because she has great ideas. 0.93

05:15:53.000 That's what I want.

05:15:54.000 Like a Fiorina.

05:15:55.000 Somebody like that where you can go, yeah, she's going to do a good job. 1.00

05:15:58.000 That person doesn't exist.

05:16:00.000 It's Bruce, or he should give the bill back.

05:16:02.000 I would like to announce, as far as my exploratory committee, I'm going to run for president.

05:16:07.000 Okay.

05:16:07.000 I have decided to run on the Republican ticket, also to formally register as one with Dick and Ball.

05:16:18.000 To take down the establishment, that is.

05:16:20.000 The establishment and Batman.

05:16:23.000 I wanted to take down the patriarchy, but I didn't want to cut off my dick.

05:16:33.000 Okay, so I have a new rule that should be proposed for Loudwood Crowder.

05:16:36.000 There should be a 12 o'clock cutoff.

05:16:37.000 There really should.

05:16:38.000 The wheels start coming off a little bit.

05:16:40.000 We have to get up at 637.

05:16:42.000 Yeah, it sounds great.

05:16:46.000 Oh, 538 is already calling it, from what I understand.

05:16:49.000 All right.

05:16:58.000 Yeah, I'm not seeing anything else yet.

05:17:01.000 I'm not seeing a whole bunch yet.

05:17:05.000 Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

05:17:07.000 Jordan said, Steven's Jenner sounds like Buffalo Bill.

05:17:09.000 You think I'm joking about...

05:17:10.000 Yes.

05:17:11.000 Okay, okay, ready for this?

05:17:12.000 You think I'm joking about, uh, about the Joker.

05:17:14.000 This is the Joker from the old Batman cartoon.

05:17:15.000 Listen.

05:17:16.000 In a few minutes, I'll pull that lever.

05:17:19.000 The Chicago fire looks like a vacuum.

05:17:22.000 Oh, he can't hear.

05:17:23.000 He can't hear.

05:17:24.000 Uh, let, let Gerald hear.

05:17:25.000 You hate to be a wet blanket, Joker, but your barbecue is canceled.

05:17:29.000 Batman is camping.

05:17:33.000 Hold on.

05:17:34.000 It will melt everything in its path.

05:17:39.000 Gee whiz, let's break it up. 1.00

05:17:41.000 Get set for a swing-in, chump. 1.00

05:17:43.000 Ready for it?

05:17:43.000 The detonator is fully charged.

05:17:46.000 I tell you!

05:17:48.000 Okay, now I get a Caitlyn Jenner clip.

05:17:50.000 Make the Chicago fire look like a backyard cookout.

05:17:54.000 Now let's do a- Yeah.

05:17:59.000 I'm going to pull up here.

05:18:00.000 Hey, just so you know, you are going to have to drive some of the...

05:18:02.000 Okay, yeah.

05:18:03.000 That's fantastic.

05:18:04.000 You can sleep.

05:18:04.000 We'll switch off.

05:18:05.000 I was planning on doing the whole thing, but...

05:18:06.000 Yeah.

05:18:08.000 You know...

05:18:08.000 Gerald and I have a 16-hour drive tomorrow with a 100-pound dog in the back who hasn't eaten dinner yet, so there's a good chance he's going to throw up in the car.

05:18:17.000 I fed him.

05:18:18.000 I fed him before the show.

05:18:19.000 Did he eat any, though?

05:18:20.000 Yeah, maybe.

05:18:21.000 You know.

05:18:22.000 His food was offered.

05:18:24.000 I mean, he'll live...

05:18:25.000 Here we go.

05:18:26.000 I'm bringing it up.

05:18:26.000 I'm waiting for the stupid ad.

05:18:28.000 The stupid ad on YouTube that pays my salary.

05:18:33.000 Four, three, two, one.

05:18:37.000 And here is some of the Vanity Fair here.

05:18:41.000 I'll bring it up as soon as I get the broader self queued up here.

05:18:47.000 All right.

05:18:48.000 The other side of the mountain.

05:18:54.000 Give it to Gerald.

05:18:54.000 I would wear sweatshirts with hoods on them so paparazzis can't get pictures.

05:19:00.000 and with my finger on it.

05:19:02.000 It's uncanny!

05:19:04.000 I don't believe it!

05:19:07.000 He's got a career in voice.

05:19:08.000 I think it's worse at the ESPY speech.

05:19:10.000 It's probably worse.

05:19:11.000 You can hear it better.

05:19:13.000 A truly extraordinary moment.

05:19:15.000 An American hero at the Olympics.

05:19:18.000 We're gonna find it here.

05:19:22.000 Trump back to PA again.

05:19:24.000 And I thought, wouldn't that be a nice way to go through life?

05:19:26.000 I look at women all the time. 1.00

05:19:27.000 I think this is going to take a little while to call this thing.

05:19:30.000 Yeah, I really do.

05:19:32.000 That's the hard part.

05:19:33.000 You don't want to give up.

05:19:35.000 Hey, Jared, do we have any of those prepared with CR commercials so I can go to the bathroom?

05:19:37.000 Actually, I was thinking about that.

05:19:39.000 I got one of these right here.

05:19:41.000 Alright, let's do this.

05:19:42.000 Run that commercial so I can go to the bathroom, and then you guys can handle it, and then you guys can obviously go.

05:19:49.000 All right.

05:19:49.000 Sounds good.

05:19:49.000 All right.

05:19:50.000 So, Joe.

05:19:50.000 And...

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05:20:34.000 Set it somewhere.

05:20:35.000 Forget about it.

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05:20:40.000 I just keep it in my basement.

05:20:42.000 It's actually, I tried some with my wife.

05:20:43.000 It's pretty good.

05:20:44.000 It's tasty stuff.

05:20:45.000 Oh yeah, their chocolate pudding is actually really pretty tasty.

05:20:50.000 How are you breathing with that?

05:20:51.000 Damn it.

05:20:55.000 Damn it.

05:21:02.000 Thank you.

05:21:03.000 And that is a real product.

05:21:05.000 That is not a joke product.

05:21:06.000 We screw with people a lot, but that is real, and it's good.

05:21:10.000 It's good.

05:21:12.000 I don't want to say I've been digging into Crowder's stash when he locks me away, but we do what we have to do to get by.

05:21:18.000 There's some benefit to being in the basement that long?

05:21:19.000 Yes.

05:21:19.000 Is that what you're saying?

05:21:20.000 Yes.

05:21:20.000 I'm glad you made it out.

05:21:22.000 I appreciate it.

05:21:23.000 Yeah, but prepare with CR.com to get your supply of food there.

05:21:28.000 Yeah.

05:21:28.000 99 bucks shipped.

05:21:29.000 And that mug comes in handy, too, right?

05:21:32.000 The mug has nothing to do with it.

05:21:34.000 No, I'm just saying it comes in handy when preparing food.

05:21:37.000 You can make soup in that thing if you wanted to.

05:21:38.000 It is, but these are two different pitches.

05:21:39.000 You're mixing up the pitches.

05:21:40.000 I'm not sticking on Crowder's duty now of demeaning you.

05:21:43.000 Online, that was a pretty good segue, I thought, to the Muck Club.

05:21:46.000 Muck Club.

05:21:47.000 You ruined it.

05:21:47.000 Yeah, thanks a lot.

05:21:48.000 There you go.

05:21:49.000 69 for students.

05:21:50.000 With the code STUDENT because we want to keep it nice and simple.

05:21:56.000 And you'll still complain to mix it up and forget about it.

05:21:58.000 I think it's alternating letters capitalized.

05:22:01.000 I'm not going to tell you where to start either.

05:22:03.000 The possibilities are endless.

05:22:05.000 Let's look at this.

05:22:06.000 Here we go.

05:22:07.000 Back to the Hillary Clinton headquarters there.

05:22:10.000 That looks depressing.

05:22:12.000 That is incredibly depressing.

05:22:14.000 I mean...

05:22:16.000 They thought they'd be cheering right now.

05:22:18.000 This guy's leaning over like, are you serious?

05:22:20.000 This guy's winning?

05:22:20.000 You gotta be kidding me.

05:22:21.000 I have no idea.

05:22:22.000 This is a nightmare for them.

05:22:24.000 This is their worst dream come true.

05:22:26.000 Ringing of hands, the face in the hand there, the guy scratching his head.

05:22:31.000 And I do have to say, everyone knows that I was reluctantly a Trump voter.

05:22:34.000 That I was not happy about it.

05:22:37.000 I still say it just shocks me.

05:22:41.000 It behooves me.

05:22:42.000 It behooves us all that 300 years of warring for democracy has led us to having to choose between these two asshats.

05:22:50.000 That said...

05:22:52.000 I am incredibly happy to pull the lever, see all this happen, and just watch the head spin of everyone on the left who just thought this is their worst nightmare.

05:23:02.000 I think a lot of them actually in some ways gave a lot of credence to the fact that this was a possibility.

05:23:07.000 Maybe not by this margin.

05:23:08.000 But I still do enjoy watching this.

05:23:13.000 I'm going to all the Twitter profiles of friends of mine and acquaintances who I know are just beside themselves and booking their flight out of the country.

05:23:23.000 That's fair.

05:23:24.000 That is a squirrel.

05:23:26.000 That is a squirrel.

05:23:29.000 I'm having a serious moment.

05:23:30.000 This is what happens to Steven after midnight, guys.

05:23:32.000 This is why he doesn't do a midnight show.

05:23:34.000 He just can't do it.

05:23:35.000 I'm sorry.

05:23:35.000 I didn't know it was a serious moment.

05:23:36.000 I was having a heart-to-heart with 30,000 people.

05:23:40.000 30,000 people just laughed.

05:23:41.000 It's okay.

05:23:42.000 Don't worry about it.

05:23:42.000 It happens.

05:23:43.000 You're just a squirrel.

05:23:44.000 You ready?

05:23:46.000 He's jumping back in.

05:23:47.000 He's kicking me back out.

05:23:48.000 They're still holding on to something better happening.

05:23:50.000 They all think something's better.

05:23:51.000 It's coming down the road in this live stream.

05:23:53.000 Do you want to give them the front seat?

05:23:55.000 Yeah.

05:23:56.000 All right.

05:23:57.000 It'll keep me occupied.

05:23:58.000 Gosh, my knee hurts.

05:23:59.000 I can barely walk.

05:23:59.000 Sorry, I am back, people.

05:24:01.000 Let's tweet it out that I am back.

05:24:04.000 No, hold on.

05:24:04.000 People are asking.

05:24:05.000 No, you have to sign up.

05:24:09.000 Sorry for ruining your moment, Jared.

05:24:11.000 That's okay.

05:24:11.000 I thought you were just being you.

05:24:13.000 Well, I'm full of surprises.

05:24:17.000 Okay.

05:24:18.000 But yeah, CRTV, right there.

05:24:21.000 Back with AdPromo.

05:24:22.000 Yeah, I got Hopper Frostypaw because he hasn't eaten dinner.

05:24:26.000 No, hold on a second, hold on a second.

05:24:29.000 Do we have something coming in?

05:24:30.000 Put Hopper on camera, babe. 0.99

05:24:32.000 He will love it.

05:24:32.000 Put him in your chair.

05:24:34.000 Do you think we can get Hopper on this chair?

05:24:35.000 Not when Frostypaws are going on.

05:24:37.000 Not when Frostypaws are going on.

05:24:38.000 You're asking for just a massacre of ice cream.

05:24:42.000 It looked like your bed the other day with ice cream and beer.

05:24:44.000 They're walking out.

05:24:45.000 Someone said please simulcast the MSNBC stream.

05:24:48.000 Look, they're leaving.

05:24:49.000 They're leaving.

05:24:50.000 Who's that?

05:24:50.000 Did something happen?

05:24:52.000 What guy's holding his ear?

05:24:53.000 Did he get punched?

05:24:54.000 I hope he got punched.

05:24:55.000 Oh, no.

05:24:56.000 No, they're going to their seats.

05:24:59.000 Well, hopefully they sit on their thumbs and rotate.

05:25:05.000 This is how Hillary Clinton voters take their seats. 1.00

05:25:09.000 It's past midnight.

05:25:18.000 I don't know what you're expecting at this point.

05:25:19.000 How many Hillary voters can you fit on a stool? 1.00

05:25:21.000 Approximately four, Stephen.

05:25:23.000 Approximately four.

05:25:23.000 I'm going to turn it upside down.

05:25:26.000 Yeah, look at the place.

05:25:27.000 Look at that.

05:25:28.000 Oh my gosh.

05:25:29.000 They know it's done.

05:25:31.000 They know it's done.

05:25:32.000 They have got to know it's done.

05:25:36.000 Well, that's good.

05:25:36.000 They tried to act patriotic with the American flags there.

05:25:40.000 It was a wise use of budget.

05:25:45.000 Hold on a second.

05:25:46.000 Keep talking.

05:25:47.000 Look at them.

05:25:48.000 Look at them.

05:25:50.000 Well, I think Kleenex and tissue brands everywhere will see a little uptick tonight.

05:25:56.000 Tomorrow.

05:25:57.000 These filthy hipsters weep. 0.89

05:26:00.000 Look at them.

05:26:02.000 Look at them.

05:26:06.000 This is just sad.

05:26:08.000 I almost feel bad watching.

05:26:10.000 I feel kind of bad watching.

05:26:12.000 Oh, it can't be true.

05:26:13.000 Oh, it can't be.

05:26:14.000 Yes, it is.

05:26:18.000 I don't think he don't man around no more.

05:26:25.000 Oh my gosh.

05:26:26.000 That podium's right in the heartland of America, right where everything was lost.

05:26:29.000 That looks like Ninja Warrior, how big that is.

05:26:33.000 You expect a little Asian to climb to it, like, I will not accept the Hillary laws! 1.00

05:26:41.000 America!

05:26:42.000 I can't believe!

05:26:45.000 Oh, man.

05:26:47.000 They just know if...

05:26:48.000 Even Fox News knows if they know any other state they announce and clear.

05:26:53.000 It's over.

05:26:54.000 It'll throw them right over the...

05:26:56.000 Can we get...

05:26:57.000 They're just holding it there.

05:27:01.000 Can we get the MSNBC? You want to get the NBC? MSNBC. Let's see if we get MSNBC. MSNBC. Yup.

05:27:11.000 The bastard child of NBC. Give me some MSNBC. They are not live.

05:27:15.000 They're not live?

05:27:16.000 No.

05:27:16.000 They're dead.

05:27:17.000 They didn't even try.

05:27:19.000 No.

05:27:20.000 Let's see what we got.

05:27:21.000 We got NBC. We could watch the campaign headquarters through Fox, which is, well, we just saw.

05:27:28.000 It's pretty sad.

05:27:30.000 Joe Rogan has his podcast going on.

05:27:33.000 Yeah, I know.

05:27:34.000 ABC. My dad's laughing at it.

05:27:37.000 Oh, no.

05:27:37.000 He mean business?

05:27:38.000 My dad loves that because he's from Detroit.

05:27:40.000 My mom wants Hopper to give a concession speech.

05:27:42.000 Hopper's not feeling it right now.

05:27:43.000 He's eating frosty paws.

05:27:44.000 It's true.

05:27:45.000 He had a good run, though.

05:27:46.000 Let's be honest.

05:27:47.000 Hopper had a good run.

05:27:47.000 He went farther than we all expected.

05:27:50.000 I don't want to say he gave Jill Stein a run for money, but I think it was close to some states in an alternate parallel universe.

05:27:59.000 Someone's saying show the Trump scheme.

05:28:00.000 Here's one thing that I do love about tonight.

05:28:03.000 Everything Obama did is going to be undone.

05:28:06.000 This is true.

05:28:07.000 Everything Obama did is just like, this is a strong repudiation of...

05:28:12.000 Obama.

05:28:13.000 That is the most fun thing.

05:28:14.000 For Trump, for all his flaws, it does have to be somewhat accountable.

05:28:19.000 I'm just happy I get to save up for the AR-15 I really want now.

05:28:23.000 I'm just going to stash away.

05:28:24.000 There's no hurry.

05:28:25.000 There's no hurry.

05:28:25.000 I'm just going to save up.

05:28:26.000 Oh, actually, you're going to see ammo get cheap.

05:28:29.000 You're going to see everything get cheap.

05:28:30.000 All those people that stocked up.

05:28:31.000 Oh, crap.

05:28:31.000 You're going to see Donald Trump giving it out at the St.

05:28:33.000 Patrick's break.

05:28:34.000 Have some TS. There you go.

05:28:36.000 Have some NATO static.

05:28:38.000 I have family members who work at gun stores like Gander Mountain stuff, and they've just been pouring in the last few days.

05:28:43.000 Just people just waiting for the apocalypse.

05:28:45.000 You're going to hear a rat piss on cotton in those stores tomorrow. 0.97

05:28:49.000 What were you saying, Gerald?

05:28:51.000 Daryl Issa is actually losing in California right now.

05:28:54.000 Really?

05:28:55.000 Yeah.

05:28:55.000 Oops.

05:28:58.000 Well, do you want to go to the Trump stream?

05:29:01.000 Do we have the Trump stream?

05:29:02.000 We can.

05:29:04.000 It's probably, you know, you can...

05:29:06.000 I'm just waiting on one more call and we'll call it, folks.

05:29:10.000 One more call.

05:29:12.000 Arizona looks like it's going to tip any time, too.

05:29:14.000 I mean, it's just...

05:29:15.000 I already have Arizona listed.

05:29:16.000 I have Trump at 269 right now.

05:29:17.000 Yeah, CNN hasn't called it.

05:29:18.000 I don't think anybody else has called it yet.

05:29:19.000 Of course, CNN hasn't called Utah yet, which is just, you know...

05:29:24.000 There are twice as many people watching the Trump watch party compared to Hillary.

05:29:33.000 So Trump...

05:29:34.000 They're trying to say...

05:29:37.000 Trump is tied...

05:29:44.000 Trump is tied in PA. I'm sorry, I'm still trying to figure it out.

05:29:48.000 Has anyone ever told you, Ralph says, has anyone ever told you that you look like a young, better looking Tom Hanks?

05:29:51.000 I've gotten worse looking Tom Hanks, so thank you.

05:29:55.000 Someone said, not gay Jared, I'm a Browns fan.

05:29:57.000 This is pretty accurate.

05:29:58.000 Yep, yep, right there.

05:30:01.000 Right there.

05:30:02.000 I'll check back in in 2020 for that too.

05:30:06.000 Just leave the shirt unbuttoned, you fool.

05:30:09.000 Hey, quick question.

05:30:10.000 Will you guys ship internationally for Mug Club?

05:30:12.000 Oh, look at this.

05:30:13.000 I know we can ship to Canada.

05:30:15.000 I don't know about...

05:30:15.000 What is that?

05:30:16.000 UK. Who is that?

05:30:17.000 I don't know.

05:30:17.000 Why am I looking down an ear canal, Jared?

05:30:19.000 I thought it was Caitlyn Jenner for a moment.

05:30:21.000 It looks like the new Nintendo release party.

05:30:23.000 It does.

05:30:24.000 It's-a me!

05:30:25.000 Mario!

05:30:28.000 Oh, gosh.

05:30:30.000 Going all Evil Clevel on us there.

05:30:34.000 Well, I think didn't he tell Alex Jones one of his first things was going to be to release the 9-11 commission report, so hopefully he doesn't go down with that.

05:30:42.000 Hopefully he doesn't lead with that.

05:30:44.000 Well, a couple of those gurus who have always been right about elections, I know a couple of them were calling Trump early on.

05:30:49.000 A couple of them weren't.

05:30:51.000 A couple of them weren't.

05:30:53.000 That's one for them.

05:30:54.000 One more.

05:30:57.000 Man, look at all these guys.

05:31:02.000 Nevada, Hillary. 0.99

05:31:03.000 Well, I called that.

05:31:04.000 So that brings Hillary to 215. 0.99

05:31:08.000 I knew Nevada was Hillary. 1.00

05:31:10.000 I think Minnesota is Hillary. 1.00

05:31:14.000 Minnesota is definitely Hillary. 1.00

05:31:16.000 Yeah, Minnesota is Hillary. 1.00

05:31:17.000 So 255 to 269.

05:31:20.000 Do we know anything about Maine yet?

05:31:23.000 Maine, nothing's really...

05:31:24.000 72% is in.

05:31:25.000 Clinton's in the lead by 3%.

05:31:27.000 There's also, you know, Maine, they split the delegates in Maine.

05:31:30.000 I don't know.

05:31:32.000 Well, I have a map in front of me, because I'm going on projections because I'm tired now.

05:31:36.000 I have a map in front of me that if he wins the split delegates from Maine, he wins, because I have them at 269.

05:31:44.000 So I have them at 269 without New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, Michigan, or anything from Maine.

05:31:51.000 So that's what I have.

05:31:52.000 So if he wins anything else tonight, he wins.

05:31:56.000 Because I've got my map entirely filled in.

05:32:01.000 Now, if she wins Michigan, Pennsylvania, New Hampshire...

05:32:04.000 So let's say she wins Michigan, Pennsylvania, New Hampshire... 0.99

05:32:11.000 She's still at 265.

05:32:16.000 There could be a split, too, or neither one of them.

05:32:19.000 They just called Nevada for Clinton.

05:32:21.000 Yeah, and I just...

05:32:21.000 What show?

05:32:22.000 He doesn't even watch the show.

05:32:23.000 I think he had a stroke.

05:32:24.000 I don't know if we can call this, because you know what?

05:32:26.000 There is a potential.

05:32:27.000 Fox News, I'm saying it officially called that.

05:32:28.000 There is no potential for a tie.

05:32:29.000 There is a potential for a tie.

05:32:30.000 Oh, with New Hampshire if it splits?

05:32:31.000 Not New Hampshire, sorry, Maine.

05:32:32.000 Here's my point.

05:32:34.000 Right now, we don't have Michigan.

05:32:35.000 So, if Hillary wins Michigan and Pennsylvania, that puts her at 265. 1.00

05:32:40.000 Sorry, and New Hampshire, that puts her at 265. 1.00

05:32:42.000 If she wins Maine...

05:32:45.000 That puts her at 269 and him at 269 if she wins all of Maine.

05:32:49.000 Jeez.

05:32:51.000 If Maine is split, it's 268-269.

05:32:57.000 Oh, let it end!

05:32:59.000 Did you take Alaska and Hawaii into consideration?

05:33:02.000 Yeah, I did.

05:33:02.000 I have all this filled in.

05:33:04.000 All 52 have been counted, just making sure.

05:33:06.000 Thank you, Twittersphere.

05:33:07.000 I'm glad that you guys are with me.

05:33:08.000 Can I broadcast here like this?

05:33:10.000 I feel like this is how they do, like, chank half the time. 1.00

05:33:13.000 It's like, ugh.

05:33:16.000 We'll fix it in post.

05:33:17.000 Bring me solo.

05:33:19.000 We'll fix it in post.

05:33:21.000 How do you fix that?

05:33:22.000 I don't know.

05:33:23.000 There's still magic in the world.

05:33:25.000 They've got a George Soros budget.

05:33:27.000 They'll figure it out.

05:33:27.000 I think I have some tweets coming out.

05:33:29.000 I don't know if there's some results or what.

05:33:30.000 Nevada Hillary. 1.00

05:33:31.000 Okay, we get that.

05:33:33.000 Oh, no.

05:33:34.000 All right.

05:33:38.000 Even if it's tied, it's Trump.

05:33:40.000 I mean, who do you think?

05:33:41.000 How funny would it be if they turned out that there were some dead voters on the roll calls and Freddie Gray voted Trump?

05:33:50.000 Ah, jeez.

05:33:54.000 Wow!

05:33:55.000 Or Mike Brown.

05:33:58.000 Hands up!

05:33:59.000 Podotrums ever!

05:34:00.000 Ouch.

05:34:01.000 I don't even care.

05:34:03.000 I feel emboldened.

05:34:04.000 It's the bully mentality.

05:34:06.000 It's already taking it.

05:34:07.000 I feel emboldened against Black Lives Matter. 1.00

05:34:09.000 I don't know why Jared is still drinking beer.

05:34:11.000 By the way, you put two beers in the freezer, Gerald.

05:34:14.000 That's how they exploded.

05:34:16.000 Gerald.

05:34:17.000 I was told by Crowder to put them in the freezer.

05:34:21.000 No, it wasn't.

05:34:22.000 At some point, that reaches a limit, Gerald.

05:34:25.000 Well, I understand that now.

05:34:26.000 At some point.

05:34:26.000 It's alcohol.

05:34:27.000 I figured the point was a little longer.

05:34:28.000 It's beer!

05:34:29.000 Especially with this Michigan beer at 7.5%.

05:34:31.000 It's cans.

05:34:33.000 Even at 7% doesn't take long to freeze.

05:34:35.000 There's only one beer left.

05:34:36.000 How long does it take for wine to freeze?

05:34:38.000 Well, it happens.

05:34:38.000 A lot longer than these things, but too hard.

05:34:40.000 I froze three $200 bottles.

05:34:42.000 Did it ruin the wine?

05:34:43.000 And woke up at 3.30 a.m., shot straight up in bed, like, oh my gosh.

05:34:47.000 Why would you have put wine in the freezer anyway?

05:34:49.000 Well, I had to send it out shipping, and I had to chill it down.

05:34:51.000 I didn't have much time, and I forgot.

05:34:53.000 I did it at like 4 o'clock to ship by 5.

05:34:55.000 Didn't happen.

05:34:56.000 I hope it stung, Gerald.

05:34:57.000 They were good.

05:34:57.000 They were really good.

05:34:57.000 No, they were good.

05:34:58.000 I'm a small business.

05:34:59.000 You want me to lose a grand almost in sales?

05:35:01.000 Yes.

05:35:01.000 I mean, that's not a grand.

05:35:02.000 Yes, that's what I want.

05:35:03.000 Thanks.

05:35:04.000 I want that to reverberate.

05:35:05.000 I appreciate that.

05:35:05.000 You remember it.

05:35:06.000 I appreciate it.

05:35:06.000 And learn your lesson.

05:35:07.000 It's the 100 Point Popsicle, and I have a story to tell.

05:35:09.000 Thank you very much.

05:35:10.000 Simplified wine.

05:35:11.000 Good place.

05:35:12.000 It doesn't exist anymore.

05:35:13.000 It doesn't exist anymore.

05:35:13.000 It does exist.

05:35:14.000 It's there.

05:35:14.000 Oh, simplified wine?

05:35:15.000 I mean, it's Bon Vino.

05:35:16.000 I know it's confusing, but you guys are looking for wine.

05:35:20.000 Well, that's one thing.

05:35:20.000 If we do have a special with the wine going on.

05:35:22.000 So, louderwithcrowder.com slash mug club, or is it louder shop?

05:35:25.000 Louderwithcrowder.com.

05:35:27.000 Here, you know what?

05:35:28.000 Let me bring up the shop.com to show people right now.

05:35:33.000 Proudershop.com.

05:35:39.000 There you go.

05:35:41.000 Look at you.

05:35:43.000 Look, featured the mug club.

05:35:45.000 Right now, we have too much going on with the internet and everything here.

05:35:45.000 Sorry.

05:35:48.000 And look, you got your Crowder the Barbarian shirt.

05:35:51.000 You've got your Lotto with Crowder standard.

05:35:53.000 You've got your Not Gay shirt.

05:35:54.000 You've got your Socialism is for Figs. 0.76

05:35:55.000 And you've got your Lotto with Crowder decal.

05:35:57.000 By the way, these shirts, Gerald, I think, they're actually really nice.

05:36:01.000 They're athletic fit shirts.

05:36:03.000 People always say I wear tight shirts.

05:36:05.000 I wore it in XL, and it's still pretty snug because it's designed to actually be athletic.

05:36:09.000 It's not a boxy shirt.

05:36:10.000 And it's got that nice kind of...

05:36:11.000 Very comfortable.

05:36:11.000 Very nice.

05:36:12.000 I think it's that tri-blend with cotton poly.

05:36:15.000 Mm-hmm.

05:36:16.000 It's very good printing, too.

05:36:17.000 It doesn't get sticky or thick.

05:36:18.000 Yeah, it's good printing.

05:36:19.000 It doesn't stick to you with sweat.

05:36:20.000 Again, you know, Brandon, the guy who did this, we really...

05:36:23.000 We didn't want to just slap something on a white t-shirt and sell you guys crap.

05:36:27.000 That's why this has taken a long time.

05:36:28.000 We didn't just want to do a screen print on a white mug and sell you crap.

05:36:31.000 We made sure we...

05:36:32.000 We couldn't get a laser etching that was automated.

05:36:34.000 This is hand-etched in there.

05:36:37.000 You can feel that friction in there.

05:36:37.000 This Lauder with Crowder.

05:36:39.000 Two-tone, charred rim.

05:36:41.000 Very much like something you would get, you know, have around a campfire in the Old West.

05:36:44.000 And the t-shirts, you're going to be happy with them if you order some.

05:36:48.000 So, great Christmas gifts.

05:36:50.000 And, you know, you get access to the daily show.

05:36:52.000 I mean, we're going to be...

05:36:53.000 You get a lot.

05:36:54.000 We're going to be rip-roaring.

05:36:55.000 I mean, for students, for $69 for the year, that's $5.80-something a month, to get daily shows from Levin, Stein, myself, Malkin, and this mug, which would cost you $25 in a store.

05:37:10.000 The subscription itself is a great Christmas gift, too.

05:37:13.000 Yeah, the subscription itself is a great gift.

05:37:15.000 Get it and just put it in the promo student and verify the EDU address.

05:37:20.000 You can verify with the EDU address with CRTV. For your son or daughter or your brother.

05:37:26.000 Get it for your liberal friends.

05:37:28.000 Yes!

05:37:30.000 And like I said, all the free stuff is still there, so you still get the free show once a week, but if you want it every day, just join and help join in the...

05:37:38.000 You! 0.99

05:37:39.000 You mug club with my brothers!

05:37:41.000 Now mug club with me!

05:37:43.000 Now mug club with me!

05:37:47.000 Oh my gosh, did we just really go to that movie?

05:37:52.000 Would you trade all those mugs from this day to that for this one mug that's hand-edged?

05:37:59.000 If so, you're a faggot. 1.00

05:38:02.000 That's a bundle of sticks.

05:38:05.000 I love that I'm going to be able to say fag again. 1.00

05:38:11.000 We'll include that in your Silver Linings video.

05:38:14.000 Oh, the Silver Linings video is going to be a rant.

05:38:16.000 That made your life easier.

05:38:17.000 That's true.

05:38:18.000 Just pull that. 0.98

05:38:19.000 Add some stuff.

05:38:20.000 Pull what offends people.

05:38:23.000 Yep.

05:38:24.000 Oh my gosh.

05:38:25.000 We're waiting on...

05:38:25.000 We're just sorry.

05:38:26.000 We're just waiting on Pennsylvania.

05:38:27.000 So let's go to Twitter.

05:38:27.000 Let me go to Twitter here and see how people think.

05:38:29.000 Let me go to AR-15.

05:38:30.000 Gerald, what are you getting at?

05:38:32.000 I've got a couple of people tweeting out.

05:38:33.000 Amendment 6 passes in Missouri.

05:38:34.000 It will now be a photo ID to vote state.

05:38:37.000 We'll see if the Supreme Court overthrows that.

05:38:40.000 It also looks like Missouri will have a new Republican governor.

05:38:44.000 It looks like.

05:38:45.000 And he will defeat the Democrat.

05:38:48.000 It's good.

05:38:48.000 Big deal is getting more governors.

05:38:51.000 Right?

05:38:51.000 The more Republican governors.

05:38:52.000 There's a lot of stuff that goes on at the state level.

05:38:54.000 I think there should be more.

05:38:55.000 Ah!

05:38:56.000 CNN just called New Hampshire for Clinton.

05:38:58.000 For Clinton?

05:38:59.000 Clinton.

05:39:00.000 CNN. Always wrong.

05:39:03.000 You two sons of two bitches! 0.99

05:39:06.000 I don't even know what just was said there.

05:39:08.000 That was Fez. 0.87

05:39:09.000 Dummy.

05:39:10.000 Go back to your Transformers 4.

05:39:12.000 I'm fully capable of like...

05:39:14.000 Why has it got to be four?

05:39:15.000 Four's the worst.

05:39:16.000 Is there a four?

05:39:17.000 I don't even know.

05:39:17.000 I thought there were three Transformers.

05:39:19.000 I don't know.

05:39:20.000 I don't live in your world, Gerald.

05:39:22.000 It's a fantastic world.

05:39:27.000 Alright.

05:39:28.000 Is that official?

05:39:29.000 I don't see it anywhere else yet.

05:39:31.000 The hamster being called.

05:39:34.000 In fact, CNN on this thing has them locked in dead heat still.

05:39:38.000 And actually with Hamlet's like 30 votes ahead of her.

05:39:42.000 Who said this?

05:39:43.000 Someone's lying.

05:39:45.000 You're lying, Patrick.

05:39:48.000 You just got called out.

05:39:50.000 Come at me, bro.

05:39:51.000 They're happy about something, though.

05:39:52.000 Look at them.

05:39:53.000 Oh, what's happening at the Trump rally?

05:39:54.000 Trump people yelling.

05:39:56.000 Bikers for Trump.

05:39:57.000 I wouldn't have put them to the front of the line.

05:40:01.000 With their bikes and their loudness.

05:40:07.000 Oh my gosh.

05:40:08.000 Maybe they are sensing it.

05:40:09.000 I wonder what Barack Obama is thinking right now watching this.

05:40:13.000 I created this.

05:40:14.000 How in the world did I create this?

05:40:17.000 This is all my fault.

05:40:18.000 This is all my fault.

05:40:20.000 I picked a bad day to stop smoking crack with my professors.

05:40:23.000 Yeah.

05:40:25.000 How much of a loser he is with the white one. 0.82

05:40:27.000 The white hat?

05:40:28.000 Yeah, look at that guy.

05:40:29.000 He got it at the gift shop and he hands on the way in.

05:40:33.000 This is a knockoff!

05:40:37.000 That's because they're from China. 0.99

05:40:39.000 China.

05:40:41.000 He got one on the way in from the guy illegally selling them at the door.

05:40:46.000 Oh, gosh.

05:40:49.000 A lot of people are saying they're thinking Hillary wins Pennsylvania.

05:40:52.000 Yeah.

05:40:54.000 I don't know where they're getting that.

05:40:55.000 Trump was up 35,000 with like 95, 90-something percent.

05:41:00.000 I'm getting this from ARF15.com.

05:41:03.000 Getting it from the ARFcom.

05:41:05.000 Sorry, I was talking off mic there because I was reading all these damn results.

05:41:08.000 Gotcha.

05:41:08.000 I was reading all these results.

05:41:12.000 Ah, gosh.

05:41:14.000 Sorry, I know it's low energy.

05:41:15.000 I'm just trying to do the research right now and try and figure out what's going on.

05:41:19.000 Crowder, New Hampshire, still open.

05:41:20.000 Okay, thank you, Patriotic Harambe.

05:41:21.000 I appreciate it.

05:41:23.000 Uh...

05:41:24.000 Yeah, six minutes ago, Jamie Dupree had Trump 34,000.

05:41:27.000 Been watching for almost six hours, says Kevin Magoon.

05:41:30.000 Boom.

05:41:31.000 I wonder what Trigglypuff is doing right now.

05:41:33.000 I tell you what, nothing.

05:41:36.000 Trigglypuff dead.

05:41:38.000 She dead! 1.00

05:41:39.000 She didn't make it.

05:41:41.000 She didn't make it.

05:41:42.000 Oh my gosh.

05:41:46.000 Oh, I guess live stream the Yelling Turks meltdown. 0.98

05:41:49.000 Someone said go back.

05:41:50.000 Oh, really?

05:41:51.000 Okay.

05:41:51.000 Dude, New Hampshire.

05:41:53.000 Trump is leading by 15 votes in New Hampshire right now.

05:41:57.000 15.

05:42:00.000 Nope.

05:42:01.000 Nope.

05:42:02.000 It's like up to the second stuff.

05:42:03.000 What are these guys doing?

05:42:05.000 Clinton's up by 99.

05:42:06.000 We'll see if we can get the Young Tuckers in there. 0.92

05:42:13.000 Stream has been really, really crappy.

05:42:15.000 Dow Futures down 840 points tonight.

05:42:18.000 Don't worry, that'll rebound.

05:42:19.000 People just don't like uncertainty.

05:42:21.000 It was like Brexit. 0.64

05:42:22.000 Exactly.

05:42:24.000 Best show ever.

05:42:25.000 You guys have been awesome.

05:42:25.000 Thank you so much.

05:42:26.000 OMG, go to the TYT livestream, please.

05:42:29.000 We have them here.

05:42:31.000 Are they turning it around?

05:42:32.000 Do you think it's going to go their way?

05:42:34.000 Fucking polite, man.

05:42:36.000 No, no.

05:42:36.000 You go and say, hey, listen, man.

05:42:38.000 Excuse me.

05:42:39.000 No, look, you make the case.

05:42:40.000 You make the case, man.

05:42:41.000 So I know that seems like, oh, well, don't do it.

05:42:43.000 You know what?

05:42:44.000 First of all, the only guy who had a chance of winning tonight, he probably lost anyway, the guy running against Roy Blunt, right, who said, yeah, I know about guns.

05:42:52.000 I served in the military, and here I could assemble one while blindfolded, and I'm going to do background checks.

05:42:59.000 And you know what people thought?

05:43:01.000 They respected him, because that was strong.

05:43:03.000 Don't back down from your positions.

05:43:05.000 That's not the right way to do it.

05:43:06.000 He's down by six points.

05:43:07.000 He's down by six.

05:43:08.000 Okay, so I want to just finish my thoughts.

05:43:12.000 Sorry, I remember now.

05:43:15.000 In fairness, they have been streaming since like early this afternoon.

05:43:21.000 They probably pre-taped all of this.

05:43:26.000 They just got drunk, thought about dead kittens, taped it as if Trump was winning.

05:43:31.000 Just they had possibilities.

05:43:34.000 I said you're waiting on someone to die and then hope a Democrat is in office, which by the way happened.

05:43:40.000 Right now I'm waiting on you to die.

05:43:41.000 Gerald's looking at me like you shouldn't say that.

05:43:45.000 I'm joking, Gerald.

05:43:46.000 I thought you were saying that to me.

05:43:47.000 No, Cenk, because he was saying he was waiting for someone to die.

05:43:50.000 When you look at the camera, it's like I'm right behind it, so the confusion is reasonable.

05:43:54.000 But they're not going to overturn Buckley v. Vallejo and Bellani.

05:43:58.000 He's just terribly, terribly boring.

05:44:01.000 That wasn't the meltdown I was looking for at all.

05:44:04.000 I wanted it to be epic.

05:44:07.000 I know.

05:44:09.000 Oh my gosh.

05:44:12.000 That said, I'm thoroughly enjoying all the tweets online about...

05:44:15.000 Someone just said they were charged twice for the mug club thing.

05:44:18.000 This is only one person who said it.

05:44:21.000 The person is Portella Gavin.

05:44:23.000 So I'm sorry about that.

05:44:23.000 Call that customer service number that we listed.

05:44:25.000 They will fix it.

05:44:26.000 You can't get it more than daily.

05:44:27.000 You can't...

05:44:28.000 No.

05:44:28.000 We did have a...

05:44:29.000 Like I said, a lot of people signed up.

05:44:31.000 We had a...

05:44:32.000 So they're hustling to try and catch up right now, and they've got, I think, 20 customer service reps.

05:44:36.000 So sorry about that.

05:44:38.000 We weren't expecting as many people right away tonight, and we're very grateful.

05:44:43.000 But please do check that.

05:44:44.000 If you're trying to join the Mug Club, it didn't work tonight.

05:44:46.000 Come back tomorrow, throughout the weekend, throughout the week.

05:44:51.000 Yeah, what?

05:44:51.000 It is tomorrow.

05:44:52.000 What?

05:44:53.000 It's tomorrow.

05:44:54.000 It's tonight.

05:44:54.000 It's not tonight.

05:44:55.000 It's this morning.

05:44:56.000 Can we change the verbiage, please?

05:44:57.000 Sorry.

05:44:58.000 It's offensive.

05:44:58.000 Thank you.

05:44:59.000 I'm hungry, but I don't want to eat on camera.

05:45:00.000 It's not on East Coast or West Coast yet.

05:45:02.000 Go get some food.

05:45:03.000 That's offensive.

05:45:04.000 I'll just insult Jared for half an hour.

05:45:06.000 I assume everyone's in East Coast time.

05:45:09.000 Oh, man.

05:45:11.000 Even Fox News, I think they would call some of the other states if they didn't just know that it would throw them over the 270.

05:45:16.000 Still hanging, been watching from the start.

05:45:18.000 I'm very happy.

05:45:19.000 Oh gosh, my knee hurts, man.

05:45:21.000 I had knee surgery and it just hurts when I sit.

05:45:25.000 Am I the only man left in this room?

05:45:27.000 You are.

05:45:28.000 Other than the freezing of the beer thing, I think that...

05:45:30.000 Hopper holds his own.

05:45:32.000 Hopper's, yeah.

05:45:33.000 He did a tasty treat and he's gone now.

05:45:36.000 He's down for the count.

05:45:38.000 That's all he needed.

05:45:39.000 Something to throw him over the edge.

05:45:42.000 But we kept the House, too.

05:45:44.000 That's good.

05:45:45.000 House and Senate both.

05:45:46.000 House and Senate?

05:45:47.000 Yeah.

05:45:50.000 Frank Luntz.

05:45:51.000 All of tonight's exit polls were wrong, and I was wrong for citing them.

05:45:55.000 Duh.

05:45:57.000 Thank you, Captain Obvious.

05:45:59.000 Also, I wear a hair hat.

05:46:01.000 What shirt do you think Chink is on right now? 1.00

05:46:04.000 Which number do you think that is?

05:46:06.000 Because it looks remarkably fresh compared to his face.

05:46:11.000 You've been swapping on the commercial brakes.

05:46:14.000 This is just unreal.

05:46:17.000 And it's not going to be pretty.

05:46:19.000 Okay, so let's talk about it.

05:46:22.000 So right now, guys, it's almost a foregone conclusion.

05:46:27.000 Yes, there it goes back.

05:46:29.000 Have you ever done a show on the road remotely?

05:46:31.000 Cell towers cover that?

05:46:32.000 No, we will eventually.

05:46:34.000 Gosh, what are they looking at?

05:46:36.000 What's that?

05:46:38.000 Yeah, I was talking about New Hampshire, going back and forth with New Hampshire.

05:46:41.000 Gosh, I have 35 new emails.

05:46:46.000 I'm not going to do this.

05:46:47.000 Don't look at it.

05:46:49.000 So we made, I made some bets.

05:46:51.000 I made them on the show.

05:46:53.000 Uh-oh.

05:46:54.000 I thought I made bets with Michael on that South would win Florida and Ohio.

05:46:59.000 He did.

05:47:00.000 Okay?

05:47:01.000 That a 2-1 odds that he'd win Pennsylvania.

05:47:04.000 Looks like he's going to win Pennsylvania.

05:47:06.000 Okay?

05:47:07.000 But we don't know that yet.

05:47:08.000 We don't know that yet.

05:47:08.000 David and Daniel Ryan brings up a pretty good point on Twitter.

05:47:11.000 Why are the young Turks so old? 1.00

05:47:14.000 Fantastic point, sir.

05:47:16.000 You short the market, right?

05:47:18.000 And you know why I didn't do it?

05:47:19.000 Because I was like, God damn it, I don't want to root for that.

05:47:22.000 So it's one thing to have cutesy bets with your friends, right?

05:47:26.000 That's what Trump did before the housing crash.

05:47:27.000 Yeah, yeah.

05:47:28.000 I mean, I don't want to root against America.

05:47:30.000 I don't want to root against the world.

05:47:31.000 You do root actively against America.

05:47:33.000 You were on Al Jazeera, you piece of dirt!

05:47:35.000 That was a smart bet.

05:47:37.000 I don't want to root against America.

05:47:40.000 It's reasonable.

05:47:43.000 Clockboy got that full of shell from me.

05:47:45.000 Yeah, plummeting across the globe.

05:47:47.000 It'll, I'm sure, obviously plummet here.

05:47:49.000 Just like Brexit.

05:47:49.000 The good news is that the amount of money that those of us who have money in the market are going to lose tomorrow will make back in taxes.

05:47:55.000 Yeah.

05:47:57.000 Oh, that's funny.

05:47:58.000 I do have to play a bit of money in the market.

05:48:00.000 Whatever, it'll bounce back.

05:48:01.000 It's fine.

05:48:02.000 Buy some more tomorrow.

05:48:03.000 If anything, I should go buy some more tomorrow.

05:48:05.000 Buy low tomorrow.

05:48:05.000 Go buy some stock.

05:48:06.000 Watch it rise back up.

05:48:08.000 The peso is also crashing just a little bit right now.

05:48:11.000 Sorry, guys.

05:48:12.000 Sorry about that.

05:48:13.000 Sorry, Mexico. 0.98

05:48:14.000 Did you think we're really going to have to build the wall?

05:48:17.000 It means business!

05:48:18.000 Nobody say!

05:48:20.000 It means business!

05:48:23.000 You better do anything!

05:48:25.000 He's coming for you!

05:48:27.000 He's coming for you!

05:48:31.000 It's an equal opportunity offensive.

05:48:34.000 Oh my gosh.

05:48:35.000 I love it.

05:48:39.000 Hey! 0.99

05:48:39.000 What is that bad hombre? 0.99

05:48:41.000 Do you think he meant me?

05:48:42.000 Even all of us, don't you?

05:48:44.000 You better run for your life!

05:48:48.000 No one is there!

05:48:51.000 No one is there!

05:48:55.000 It's not like you're crying a little bit.

05:48:59.000 Oh, my gosh.

05:49:03.000 Think about this, though.

05:49:04.000 I look back into America.

05:49:07.000 I see my brother and sister there.

05:49:09.000 Going to the bathroom like a tiny and everyone has questions.

05:49:13.000 What?

05:49:20.000 Another silver lining, no matter who you, if you're anti-Trump, pro-Trump, what you were.

05:49:26.000 Mike Pence versus Tim Kaine.

05:49:28.000 There's no competition there.

05:49:31.000 That's not going to be the deal.

05:49:33.000 Well, I'm just saying, if anything were to happen, you had to have one of those guys in office.

05:49:37.000 Yeah.

05:49:38.000 Lord, help us if Tim Kaine was there.

05:49:40.000 Yeah, I agree.

05:49:41.000 I think Tim Kaine's testicles just retracted back up to his body cavity.

05:49:46.000 They only peeked out after primaries, like, is it safe?

05:49:49.000 Oh, and went back.

05:49:52.000 World War III with him and Russia just looks like... 0.96

05:49:55.000 No, World War III with him in Russia just looks like, okay, so do I bend over to this table? 0.52

05:49:58.000 Yeah.

05:50:01.000 Gosh.

05:50:01.000 So you said there'll be some burning.

05:50:03.000 Oh my gosh.

05:50:05.000 All right.

05:50:06.000 I'll tell you what.

05:50:07.000 If it doesn't happen by 1 o'clock, we're just going to leave and call it.

05:50:09.000 And if we're wrong, we're wrong.

05:50:10.000 I don't care.

05:50:11.000 We're going to leave and call it.

05:50:13.000 I'm not.

05:50:14.000 People are going to be quoting us.

05:50:15.000 Oh, they called it!

05:50:15.000 It's going to reach the media.

05:50:17.000 Who called it?

05:50:18.000 You called it?

05:50:21.000 We should call it for, like, Evan.

05:50:24.000 Just to screw with me.

05:50:26.000 PA's at 93%, Trump leads by 26,000.

05:50:29.000 No, PA's way over that now.

05:50:31.000 They're over 96%?

05:50:32.000 Oh, you said 96%.

05:50:34.000 Got it.

05:50:35.000 People on AR-15 love to know anything.

05:50:38.000 Jeez.

05:50:40.000 Too crazy, man.

05:50:41.000 Too crazy.

05:50:42.000 Joe crazy But where am I going to go to San Manor Go to Colorado Calmate We don't want White Castle We made that decision once, and it was not a good decision at 2 a.m.

05:50:59.000 or whatever it was when we went to White Castle.

05:51:01.000 Gosh, can you believe New Hampshire's within a thousand votes right now?

05:51:04.000 New Hampshire?

05:51:05.000 I can't believe it's taken this long to hand count New Hampshire votes.

05:51:08.000 Where's that from?

05:51:08.000 New Hampshire?

05:51:12.000 Marvin, you don't want to keep Martha's Vineyard all to yourself, do you?

05:51:12.000 Hey, Dr.

05:51:16.000 What about Bob?

05:51:18.000 New Hampshire!

05:51:19.000 I called it!

05:51:19.000 There we go, thanks!

05:51:20.000 Trying to keep Martha's Vineyard all to yourself?

05:51:23.000 Give me, give me, Dr.

05:51:24.000 Marvin.

05:51:25.000 I need, I need, I need.

05:51:27.000 I'm doing the work.

05:51:28.000 I'm not a slacker.

05:51:30.000 Don't worry.

05:51:33.000 See him crying after the Cubs win.

05:51:35.000 Go Cubs.

05:51:37.000 Congrats.

05:51:38.000 It's been over a century since you won a championship.

05:51:40.000 Fantastic.

05:51:41.000 Let's play the game.

05:51:42.000 Let's play the game.

05:51:43.000 Where did Jill Stein... 1.00

05:51:45.000 Break 2%.

05:51:46.000 She broke 2% in Florida. 0.96

05:51:48.000 I would still say, like, Oregon or Washington.

05:51:50.000 Florida.

05:51:50.000 It's Florida.

05:51:51.000 Florida?

05:51:51.000 It's got to be Florida, right?

05:51:53.000 Uh, no.

05:51:55.000 I would say Oregon or Washington.

05:51:59.000 You'd be right with Oregon.

05:52:00.000 Was I? You know why?

05:52:01.000 Because of all that spirit cooking.

05:52:02.000 2.3%.

05:52:04.000 2.3%.

05:52:06.000 The Salem.

05:52:09.000 There's a Salem, Oregon, but is it a bad one, Oregon, or is it Massachusetts?

05:52:12.000 No, it's Massachusetts.

05:52:13.000 Definitely the witch trials were in Massachusetts.

05:52:14.000 Well, I know they weren't, but there is a Salem, Oregon.

05:52:17.000 Yeah, not the same one.

05:52:18.000 There's Eugene, Oregon as well, which just happens to be my middle name.

05:52:21.000 I know.

05:52:22.000 Just saying.

05:52:22.000 Eugene!

05:52:23.000 Shut up! 1.00

05:52:24.000 It's a city in Oregon!

05:52:25.000 How married are you to that event on that Thursday?

05:52:29.000 You're a funny man.

05:52:31.000 We'll figure it out.

05:52:31.000 You can't have a fill-in?

05:52:32.000 We'll figure it out.

05:52:34.000 Fix me on the event talk.

05:52:36.000 Oh, man.

05:52:37.000 Now it's time to bring up the funnest tweets.

05:52:47.000 Patton Oswalt.

05:52:48.000 Hey, Donald Trump, good luck with your PTSD after Hillary stomps your dick in the dirt on November 8th.

05:52:53.000 Max Barron, 97% reporting 34,000 in PA on Google Maps.

05:53:07.000 Not Google Maps, Google Maps.

05:53:09.000 They have directions to PA, they're 97% accurate.

05:53:13.000 My brother.

05:53:14.000 I just got this text from my brother, Jared.

05:53:16.000 I don't know if you can blur it, my brother.

05:53:20.000 California assholes passed Prop 63 requiring the background checks to buy ammunition.

05:53:25.000 Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.

05:53:27.000 Fuck!

05:53:28.000 That's what Jordan texts!

05:53:31.000 Exclamation marks!

05:53:34.000 Hey, it doesn't go into effect yet.

05:53:36.000 It is not in effect, right?

05:53:37.000 Have you ever seen my brother get mad when he actually gets mad?

05:53:40.000 Like, he's the guy, he's like, he's the most, he's the least manic guy.

05:53:40.000 Yes.

05:53:43.000 When he gets mad, it's like, oh, he's had enough.

05:53:46.000 Yeah.

05:53:46.000 Just cut a wide spot.

05:53:48.000 Done with it.

05:53:49.000 Oh, it's the night.

05:53:51.000 All of Hillary's promises are going to crap right now.

05:53:55.000 Yeah.

05:53:56.000 Every American gets a cupcake. 1.00

05:53:58.000 That'll never happen.

05:53:59.000 That'll never happen.

05:54:00.000 Never happen.

05:54:02.000 Oh, my gosh.

05:54:04.000 I'm used to criticism.

05:54:05.000 I've been taking it for a very long time.

05:54:08.000 Yes.

05:54:09.000 All these things you think it's used because it wasn't...

05:54:11.000 Take it how America gives it to you.

05:54:14.000 That's your replies.

05:54:19.000 It sounds like the Joker.

05:54:20.000 It does.

05:54:21.000 The laughing pad.

05:54:22.000 We got punched off the bell, though.

05:54:22.000 It does.

05:54:24.000 What difference at this point does it make?

05:54:26.000 I'm getting a little bit of grief for the Eugene thing now.

05:54:30.000 It just means my initials are GEM. G-E-M. Just go with it. 1.00

05:54:35.000 I shouldn't have revealed that.

05:54:37.000 I like to think, and I know that I don't believe this because, as a Christian, I believe when you die, you die.

05:54:42.000 But I'd like to think that Ambassador Stevens is up in heaven right now Looking at Hillary through his scope.

05:54:51.000 Just going.

05:54:52.000 Alright.

05:54:55.000 I'll take it.

05:54:56.000 I'll take it.

05:54:57.000 I think he's, you know, if he's a believer, then he's got bigger fish to fry.

05:55:01.000 He's a believer, he doesn't remember any of it.

05:55:01.000 He's not worried about any of this.

05:55:03.000 But I'm hoping that some of the...

05:55:04.000 That's not necessarily true.

05:55:05.000 I'm hoping there's just some...

05:55:06.000 I would just get some satisfaction if there, you know...

05:55:09.000 Maybe if God walks over, says hey...

05:55:11.000 If the Benghazi victims could just look...

05:55:14.000 Like, if God just said, like, listen, I'm going to lift the shutter for a little bit.

05:55:17.000 Like, no!

05:55:18.000 No way.

05:55:19.000 What?

05:55:23.000 What?

05:55:24.000 Jesus is like, shh, shh.

05:55:27.000 I was supposed to do that.

05:55:28.000 Yeah.

05:55:30.000 It was a special deal.

05:55:31.000 One time.

05:55:32.000 He goes, hey, you really want to see something crazy?

05:55:34.000 Do you really want to see something crazy?

05:55:36.000 And then Chris Stevens is like, I don't know.

05:55:38.000 Can you show it?

05:55:38.000 And Jesus is like, all right, hold on.

05:55:40.000 I'm going to give you a glimpse into the future.

05:55:41.000 Ready?

05:55:42.000 There's a portal, and it's just Hillary in hell. 1.00

05:55:44.000 What?

05:55:45.000 Oh, you're blowing my mind, Lord!

05:55:47.000 I know, I know, I know.

05:55:49.000 I just wanted you to see this.

05:55:50.000 Stop it.

05:55:51.000 I'm saying, I'm honoring them.

05:55:53.000 I'm kidding.

05:55:54.000 The Benghazi situation, so many people, hopefully there's some sense of vindication. 1.00

05:55:58.000 You know, all the people who were killed, who were raped, who she... 0.70

05:56:01.000 Well, she's been above the law for so long, hopefully a lot of people right now, it's not over yet, but hopefully a lot of people are having some kind of satisfaction, like finally, At least she's not going to get the one thing that she really did want, and that's to be president.

05:56:16.000 There are a lot of people that have been screwed over by Hillary Clinton.

05:56:19.000 Bills screwed more over, I guess, technically.

05:56:23.000 Bills screwed over everyone but Hillary Clinton. 1.00

05:56:26.000 Apparently.

05:56:27.000 I realize my poor choice of words.

05:56:30.000 But I do.

05:56:31.000 I think they feel some sort of vindication right now.

05:56:33.000 Like, hey, good.

05:56:34.000 Finally.

05:56:35.000 It's like in the movie when the guy that keeps getting out of the situations that he should get caught for and you don't like, he finally gets his and you're like, ha-ha, good.

05:56:42.000 And you know what?

05:56:44.000 Here's something...

05:56:47.000 Google Maps has Trump up in Michigan by 38,000 with 80% reporting.

05:56:50.000 Here's something, you know, I talked about this, Republicans don't have to win all blacks or Latinos.

05:56:55.000 They just have to, that theory kind of held up tonight.

05:56:57.000 If you look at the numbers from what we see thus far, you just don't have to lose them that badly.

05:57:04.000 You either have to win them or just put Hillary Clinton there, who none of them want to vote for. 0.94

05:57:08.000 Yeah.

05:57:09.000 But, I mean, she still won way more blacks and Latinos than Donald Trump. 0.99

05:57:12.000 You just need to get 30%, 35%.

05:57:15.000 You know, that's what you need.

05:57:16.000 And if you could improve, take this, and you could just, you know, anyone other than Donald Trump would do better with women or improve your score with, you know, the educated white voter like Mitt Romney did.

05:57:26.000 This idea that the country was gone.

05:57:29.000 You know what I mean?

05:57:30.000 That if it wasn't Trump, it means it could never happen again.

05:57:33.000 This shows you that even if Trump, let's say, doesn't win, or even if Trump didn't win, it shows you that there certainly is a chance there's always the pendulum swinging the other way.

05:57:44.000 So, you know, we've tried to have a message of hope, really, throughout this entire election cycle.

05:57:49.000 Even when I got mad and my patience was tested with Donald Trump.

05:57:56.000 Shots once Trump wins.

05:58:00.000 Doesn't ask for a specific address.

05:58:01.000 People are saying it doesn't ask for their specific address for the mug club.

05:58:04.000 Um...

05:58:05.000 Hmm.

05:58:07.000 Alright, hold on a second. hold on a second.

05:58:27.000 them.

05:58:29.000 This is the quiet of the storm.

05:58:36.000 The eye of the storm.

05:58:37.000 Alright.

05:58:38.000 So, nothing.

05:58:39.000 No results here, right, Gerald?

05:58:40.000 We're still waiting.

05:58:41.000 Still waiting.

05:58:42.000 96% reporting in PA. Trump's lead keeps getting bigger.

05:58:45.000 Big thing I'm hearing.

05:58:46.000 that's it.

05:58:47.000 Okay.

05:58:54.000 Uh...

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05:59:52.000 Very much appreciated.

05:59:53.000 Very much appreciated indeed.

05:59:57.000 Let's see here.

05:59:59.000 Gosh, New Hampshire is just not on it.

06:00:02.000 I'm looking at it still.

06:00:03.000 There's not that many people to count.

06:00:05.000 Come on.

06:00:06.000 I don't think there's really any path for her to win at this point.

06:00:10.000 Yeah, it's widening a little bit Michigan.

06:00:20.000 you Thank you.

06:00:21.000 Trump's pulling ahead a percentage in Pennsylvania.

06:00:26.000 And still pretty much tied up in New Hampshire.

06:00:31.000 I don't understand.

06:00:32.000 I really don't.

06:00:32.000 Somebody made the regrettable joke of, they're slow as molasses in New Hampshire counting those votes.

06:00:38.000 They kind of are, actually, though.

06:00:41.000 They really are.

06:00:42.000 Come on.

06:00:43.000 Count the votes, New Hampshire.

06:00:44.000 Let's go.

06:00:46.000 You're holding us up!

06:00:47.000 New Hampshire.

06:00:48.000 Yeah.

06:00:49.000 Yeah, I know.

06:00:51.000 I feel bad like the energy is going down here, but I just don't know what to talk about after five hours of this election.

06:00:55.000 I think we're in hour six almost.

06:00:57.000 It's almost one.

06:00:58.000 It's about five minutes.

06:00:59.000 So technically, that'd be hour seven, I guess.

06:01:02.000 Gosh.

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06:02:29.000 No one's calling anything?

06:02:30.000 No.

06:02:31.000 Nobody.

06:02:32.000 Over 98% reporting in PA now, so they're getting closer.

06:02:35.000 I think New Hampshire went to sleep.

06:02:37.000 They have labor laws, so they'll finish counting. 0.99

06:02:40.000 They didn't figure it was that big a deal, so they'll finish counting.

06:02:43.000 Actually, they're not going to finish counting?

06:02:44.000 No, they are.

06:02:45.000 I don't know.

06:02:45.000 I wouldn't put it past the union belt.

06:02:47.000 Yeah, that's crazy.

06:02:48.000 Now, what happens if Donald Trump goes in and supports Right to Work in, I don't know if Pennsylvania or places like that are, because Michigan went Right to Work.

06:02:55.000 What happens with those Rust Belt union workers? 0.81

06:02:58.000 That's...

06:02:59.000 It's called it too late.

06:03:01.000 Well, first of all, he doesn't have to do anything with that because that's a state issue.

06:03:05.000 So states will probably just take the lead on that.

06:03:07.000 He'll probably support that as president, of course, but...

06:03:11.000 I'm betting if you're a union guy, you're starting to figure out that the guys you've been supporting for a long time don't have your back.

06:03:18.000 They start talking about good stuff and they get to you these contracts that sound too good to be true.

06:03:22.000 Guess what they are?

06:03:22.000 Nobody can afford to pay them when they come due and that's why you get renegotiations.

06:03:26.000 So don't get pissed when you've got some sweetheart deal just to get your butt back on the job and then it just happens to be that nobody on the planet can pay that kind of rate.

06:03:35.000 See all the companies going out of business because of that.

06:03:38.000 Right.

06:03:39.000 So, take a reasonable deal.

06:03:41.000 Go to the right to work state and you'll have a good salary.

06:03:43.000 We have Uppercut at UppercutPi filling us in.

06:03:47.000 They are using Common Core Math in New Hampshire.

06:03:49.000 They are.

06:03:50.000 That's the hang of it.

06:03:52.000 It's so confusing.

06:03:53.000 There's letters involved and very few numbers, in fact.

06:03:56.000 Thank you, UppercutPi underscore pi for the tip.

06:03:59.000 Yeah, it's weird.

06:04:00.000 Yeah.

06:04:02.000 There's nothing else to talk about.

06:04:03.000 There really isn't.

06:04:04.000 I don't feel like we could just call this thing.

06:04:06.000 It's my brother's birthday yesterday.

06:04:08.000 Happy birthday, Andrew.

06:04:09.000 Andrew.

06:04:10.000 Happy birthday, Andrew.

06:04:11.000 Andrew.

06:04:11.000 15 years old.

06:04:12.000 He was actually in one of our videos.

06:04:13.000 He was.

06:04:14.000 He was in the gun video.

06:04:15.000 Yep, he was.

06:04:15.000 AR-15 with Roger Goodman.

06:04:16.000 He was the unfortunate buddy.

06:04:17.000 By the way, we may have some really cool giveaways for people who are in the mug club.

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06:04:28.000 We did an AR-15, which is pretty good, but we can do some stuff similar and actually bigger, more expensive giveaways for people who are in the mug club.

06:04:34.000 So...

06:04:36.000 If you join and support it, man, we can do a lot of really cool stuff, and we're looking forward to...

06:04:40.000 Oh, Decision Desk is projecting...

06:04:42.000 Look at Courtney. 1.00

06:04:42.000 Courtney said she was going to leave because she had to get up early. 1.00

06:04:44.000 She's still up!

06:04:44.000 She didn't go to bed.

06:04:45.000 Well, she's on the West Coast. 0.74

06:04:47.000 Courtney, go to bed. 0.99

06:04:48.000 Yeah, but she has to get up early because we're driving tomorrow, and I can't manage the site.

06:04:52.000 Ah, she's fine.

06:04:53.000 Courtney, go to bed, sweetheart, and send Twitter pictures of you. 0.84

06:04:58.000 Arizona and Pennsylvania?

06:05:00.000 That would be...

06:05:00.000 She said Arizona and Pennsylvania.

06:05:03.000 She said Arizona and Pennsylvania.

06:05:06.000 Yeah.

06:05:06.000 Arizona.

06:05:07.000 Oh, and Pennsylvania?

06:05:08.000 Yeah.

06:05:10.000 They're calling it, basically.

06:05:11.000 Decision desk.

06:05:12.000 But that's...

06:05:12.000 Again, that's not...

06:05:13.000 I don't know whether I trust them or not, but...

06:05:16.000 I mean, I'm not really hoping they're right.

06:05:18.000 I really hope so.

06:05:19.000 If they're calling Pennsylvania, what do you have on Pennsylvania?

06:05:22.000 Percentage in?

06:05:23.000 I am reading 96% in.

06:05:26.000 And how much is he leading?

06:05:28.000 Almost a solid percentage point.

06:05:30.000 That's 96% in?

06:05:31.000 I mean, that's still close.

06:05:33.000 Yeah, but the districts look...

06:05:35.000 Does it look like more rural districts coming in?

06:05:39.000 Yeah, Pittsburgh is already called.

06:05:42.000 Erie has not been called yet, but that'll be very Trump.

06:05:47.000 Let's see, there's one...

06:05:48.000 Would you say Erie is probably one of the most Trump...

06:05:50.000 It is, but it's not a huge population, I believe.

06:05:53.000 No, it's pretty small.

06:05:53.000 No, what I'm saying is that's one of the places missing.

06:05:56.000 It's definitely in his favor. 0.53

06:05:57.000 There are a few missing that are leading Hillary, but there's two missing that are leading Trump.

06:06:06.000 Well, Decision Desk just called it for Pennsylvania.

06:06:09.000 Courtney said, please drive safely.

06:06:19.000 Why?

06:06:20.000 Because you want Gerald's face to be in good condition for you, Courtney?

06:06:24.000 Stop it.

06:06:24.000 Stop it right now.

06:06:26.000 Gerald and Courtney sit in the tree.

06:06:31.000 Gosh.

06:06:32.000 Gerald and Courtney sit in the tree.

06:06:34.000 You better have children soon or your window will close. 1.00

06:06:38.000 Wow.

06:06:39.000 Wow.

06:06:42.000 It's the nursery rhyme my dad used to sing.

06:06:44.000 What?

06:06:45.000 What kind of nursery rhyme is that?

06:06:47.000 Well, I mean, think about it.

06:06:48.000 Nursery rhymes were awful.

06:06:49.000 They were incredibly violent.

06:06:51.000 Massachusetts legalizes recreational pot.

06:06:53.000 There we go.

06:06:54.000 No one cares.

06:06:55.000 Massachusetts is a crap one.

06:06:55.000 They're not even aware it's happening because they're all just celebrating.

06:06:58.000 They started way early.

06:07:00.000 With the pot.

06:07:02.000 So, this isn't just protecting Trump and PA, Colorado minimum wage hike.

06:07:07.000 So, yeah, listen, if Trump wins...

06:07:12.000 If he wins Pennsylvania or Michigan.

06:07:13.000 What's the Michigan vote?

06:07:14.000 What's the Michigan vote?

06:07:16.000 Michigan vote is...

06:07:18.000 We got 77% in.

06:07:21.000 Trump is up by...

06:07:23.000 A good solid percentage.

06:07:25.000 1%?

06:07:26.000 Yeah, a little over 1%.

06:07:27.000 Well, the likelihood of him winning either Michigan or Pennsylvania seems very high.

06:07:33.000 Do you think Hillary challenges this? 0.96

06:07:35.000 Because the margins are pretty slim?

06:07:37.000 In some places?

06:07:39.000 Do I think the what?

06:07:39.000 Do you think she challenges...

06:07:43.000 Back to that question.

06:07:44.000 Will you accept the results of the election?

06:07:47.000 And I don't think if it were the other way, I don't think Trump would have accepted it.

06:07:50.000 No, I'm not saying that that would have been a bad thing for him to, you know, kind of look for something.

06:07:57.000 I think that we're at the point.

06:07:59.000 It's 1 o'clock.

06:07:59.000 I think people are tired.

06:08:01.000 I think we can effectively call this.

06:08:03.000 Yeah.

06:08:04.000 Well, you know what?

06:08:04.000 Hillary doesn't seem to be getting the results very fast.

06:08:06.000 She's just now notified she lost Michigan.

06:08:09.000 Really?

06:08:10.000 Yeah.

06:08:12.000 What do we have?

06:08:13.000 We have Hillary lost Michigan. 0.98

06:08:14.000 Let's get her. 1.00

06:08:16.000 We just had to get this.

06:08:20.000 We're shoehorning this in a way here.

06:08:23.000 Come back to me.

06:08:24.000 I'm actually...

06:08:25.000 Apparently not shoehorning fast, but...

06:08:28.000 Alright, well let me tweet this out.

06:08:30.000 Google has PA up by 49,000 for Trump with 98% reporting.

06:08:36.000 Come on.

06:08:37.000 Come on, 2%.

06:08:38.000 2%. 2%.

06:08:40.000 All right, here.

06:08:50.000 We're going to call this very soon.

06:09:02.000 I'm amazed at any...

06:09:03.000 Honestly, I'm amazed that anyone is still with us.

06:09:05.000 We very much appreciate it.

06:09:05.000 This late in the night.

06:09:06.000 We're just trying to do this.

06:09:07.000 At this point, it's just about...

06:09:10.000 It's just about trying to get you these results.

06:09:12.000 So I feel pretty confident that we can call it at this point.

06:09:19.000 If he wins Pennsylvania or Michigan or New Hampshire, it's a done deal.

06:09:30.000 Were you looking for something, Jared?

06:09:32.000 I'm looking, but it won't come back to me.

06:09:34.000 I think I'm just going to tweet out myself that he won one of those states and then tell you, hey, somebody just tweeted out that he won so we can go to bed.

06:09:42.000 It's done.

06:09:43.000 It's been called.

06:09:44.000 It's been called.

06:09:45.000 I know.

06:09:46.000 This is the tedious part.

06:09:49.000 Well, it was going to go down like this if he was going to win tonight.

06:09:52.000 It wasn't going to happen quickly.

06:09:53.000 There's a bunch of stuff.

06:09:54.000 Like I said, either she wins in a landslide or he wins very closely.

06:09:58.000 All these people predicting over 300 electoral votes easily for her.

06:10:03.000 Brilliant people.

06:10:04.000 Very smart.

06:10:05.000 He's up by a percentage point in Pennsylvania.

06:10:21.000 Alright.

06:10:23.000 Jared, do you have anything else as far as video elements?

06:10:26.000 If you want to call it, we do.

06:10:29.000 Do we want to call it?

06:10:29.000 What do you think?

06:10:30.000 Do you think we feel comfortable calling it, Gerald?

06:10:32.000 Yeah.

06:10:32.000 Did we get the video of Michigan?

06:10:36.000 That's if she wins.

06:10:37.000 Is that why you're thinking?

06:10:39.000 Yeah, maybe I'll have it.

06:10:42.000 Come on! 0.61

06:10:43.000 Some of these are pre-tapes.

06:10:46.000 Oh, that one, dude.

06:10:47.000 Think about all the hot sauce.

06:10:49.000 We'll tweet it out later.

06:10:50.000 Just for fun.

06:10:51.000 Just so people see.

06:10:52.000 Let's just show it.

06:10:53.000 I don't have it.

06:10:53.000 It's not on here.

06:10:54.000 Oh, you didn't do your job.

06:10:55.000 Yeah.

06:10:56.000 Um...

06:10:57.000 Alright, so do we feel comfortable calling this?

06:11:00.000 Everyone?

06:11:01.000 A lot of people are saying thanks for staying up so late.

06:11:03.000 Alright, thanks for staying up.

06:11:05.000 Thanks for staying up with us.

06:11:06.000 A lot of people have been tweeting us.

06:11:07.000 Hold on, let me say goodbye.

06:11:08.000 So listen, let me clear my eyes out so I don't look like Chank. 1.00

06:11:13.000 Listen, we really do appreciate it.

06:11:15.000 We're incredibly grateful.

06:11:16.000 So the daily thing is a new journey.

06:11:17.000 We're going to have a whole new studio.

06:11:19.000 This week there is no show on Thursday.

06:11:21.000 You are going to see us through Thanksgiving, maybe Christmas, in a new studio with gift wrapping over it.

06:11:26.000 So we're going to have it all gift wrapped so you won't be able to see the new studios.

06:11:29.000 We build it out with lighting and make some new hires.

06:11:32.000 And coming January we're going to be doing the show every single day.

06:11:36.000 And you'll still get, like I said, free content every single day on YouTube.

06:11:41.000 Because if we're doing an hour show every day...

06:11:43.000 You're still going to be getting clips on YouTube.

06:11:45.000 You're going to be getting more and more free content.

06:11:47.000 And I'm incredibly grateful for this.

06:11:49.000 You know, this has been a rough election.

06:11:50.000 I've been back and forth.

06:11:51.000 Like you said, I've always tried to criticize Trump because I hate groupthink.

06:11:55.000 But I don't know.

06:11:56.000 I'm actually...

06:11:56.000 I feel pretty good about this result right now.

06:11:59.000 I didn't know how I was going to feel going in, honestly.

06:12:01.000 I think all of us feel pretty good about it.

06:12:03.000 I'm not thrilled as far as, like, I'm not super excited.

06:12:07.000 It's not like when I voted Stephen Harper in Canada just because that was such a big change.

06:12:10.000 I remember I was really excited.

06:12:13.000 But I'm happy.

06:12:13.000 I think we're all pretty happy with this result right now.

06:12:15.000 I'm exhausted.

06:12:16.000 We have to drive across the country.

06:12:18.000 But lotterworthcreditor.com slash mug club.

06:12:20.000 You get me, Stein, Levin, Michelle Malkin, daily programs for $99 or $69 if you're a student.

06:12:28.000 And it is an absolute game changer.

06:12:30.000 You get this mug and you get Jared's show.

06:12:34.000 I'm telling you, you know, think of this tonight.

06:12:36.000 Just tonight, before this, the experts called it.

06:12:39.000 They said there was no way.

06:12:40.000 There was no chance.

06:12:41.000 Trump's a racist.

06:12:42.000 He's a xenophobic.

06:12:43.000 No way this guy gets anywhere near the White House.

06:12:45.000 These conservatives are done.

06:12:46.000 Think of all the message boards, all the Twitter posts that you could see people We're good to go.

06:13:08.000 That includes people who voted for Barack Obama, who decided to jump ship.

06:13:11.000 That includes working class voters.

06:13:13.000 That includes more people of a diverse coalition than before.

06:13:17.000 That includes people rejecting the vision that Barack Obama had for America.

06:13:23.000 They thought they had us beaten.

06:13:24.000 They thought they had us down.

06:13:25.000 And we even had comments coming on the YouTube channel talking about that.

06:13:29.000 But they have just been knocking at the gates of hell.

06:13:32.000 They have been asking and wishing for a fight with the devil.

06:13:37.000 It started tonight.

06:13:38.000 And when Crowder goes daily and we're alongside Stein, Levin, Malkin, I'm not just saying...

06:13:44.000 You know me.

06:13:45.000 I don't believe in bragging or making grandiose statements.

06:13:49.000 There has never been a team like this assembled with this kind of firepower before.

06:13:53.000 And we knew that it was our time.

06:13:54.000 We knew that there is a turning point in the United States, whether Trump won or lost.

06:13:59.000 Let's get outside of the politics and look at culture and media.

06:14:02.000 And the left has been asking for this.

06:14:05.000 They've been prodding.

06:14:06.000 Well...

06:14:10.000 We will give back to you tenfold when your love is truly giving.

06:14:19.000 See you next week.

06:14:24.000 Celebrate good times.

06:14:26.000 Come on.

06:14:27.000 Okay?

06:14:27.000 Frankly, thank you so much to everyone who voted for me.

06:14:30.000 I am so proud to be your president.

06:14:32.000 Okay?

06:14:33.000 We are going to make America great again.

06:14:36.000 Okay?

06:14:36.000 And everybody else who voted for Hillary, I'm hoping that we could all unify together.

06:14:42.000 And, of course, you could kiss my orange ass. 0.72

Louder with Crowder - November 08, 2016

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