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00:00:01.000 Hey there, before we go into the intro, which is fun.

00:00:03.000 I mean, it's alright.

00:00:04.000 I know what you're thinking.

00:00:06.000 Slow news day.

00:00:07.000 Correct.

00:00:07.000 That means that we're going to lean into having some fun here today and we're all very, very angry.

00:00:12.000 I'll give you a hint.

00:00:13.000 Hillary Clinton, Rachel Zegler.

00:00:16.000 So, I do want you to know, though, that nothing happens.

00:00:19.000 None of the intros that you see, Alex Jones' show this Friday, bringing on people like Brian Callen, Hodgetwins, new stand-up specials, the investigative journalism, none of it happens.

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00:02:19.000 We're all in a good mood, right?

00:02:21.000 Your leaders are looking out for you, not Ukraine, and we don't have elites in power like Hillary Clinton.

00:02:26.000 You know what?

00:02:26.000 I'll put Rachel Ziegler on there too with Snow White.

00:02:28.000 Everything is ruined.

00:02:29.000 Peter Dinklage I used to think was funny.

00:02:31.000 He stood on the shoulders of the Verne Troyers of the world, of the Will Ferrells.

00:02:35.000 And now wants to pull that tiny ladder up behind him.

00:02:38.000 So we'll be talking about all of that today.

00:02:40.000 It's a cultural issue.

00:02:43.000 I used to like him.

00:02:44.000 Funny guy.

00:02:45.000 I was like, you shouldn't hire midgets because they're midgets.

00:02:48.000 You know who else didn't get romantic comedy leads, Dinklage?

00:02:51.000 Michael Clark Duncan.

00:02:53.000 Okay?

00:02:54.000 It's valid.

00:02:56.000 Unless it was a romancer with, like, Lenny with the rabbit.

00:02:59.000 I don't know.

00:02:59.000 But my point is, just, not everything has to be a thing.

00:03:02.000 So we'll, you know, we'll make it a thing and hopefully we'll have some fun with it.

00:03:05.000 But I do have a question for you.

00:03:07.000 If Trump is convicted, does that make you more or less likely to vote for him?

00:03:10.000 There's a lot of speculation out there.

00:03:12.000 And the beauty is, with the millions of you tuning in, you're a great sample size.

00:03:17.000 Does it make you feel compelled to support him?

00:03:19.000 Yes.

00:03:20.000 At this point, I don't know that anyone else could even stand a snowball's chance in hell in the primary.

00:03:24.000 Yes.

00:03:24.000 I would support him.

00:03:25.000 If he gets convicted, I'm absolutely 100% supporting him, even more than I'm already supporting him, yes.

00:03:29.000 I know.

00:03:30.000 And you really didn't like him in the primaries in 2016.

00:03:32.000 Neither one of us did.

00:03:32.000 I thought he was joking around.

00:03:34.000 I thought this was all a goof.

00:03:35.000 And he ended up winning, and I think he maybe thought, like, well, hell, I won.

00:03:39.000 I thought it was a goof!

00:03:40.000 If he gets a mugshot, we need to make t-shirts.

00:03:45.000 He'll probably already have it copyrighted.

00:03:47.000 That's true, that's true.

00:03:48.000 That's my IP!

00:03:49.000 Such a great face!

00:03:51.000 The best face!

00:03:51.000 Good face!

00:03:52.000 He'll sell them.

00:03:56.000 I will have one.

00:03:57.000 Look at the NFTs.

00:04:00.000 Different acronym.

00:04:00.000 All right, you hear him.

00:04:01.000 He's off to a bad start.

00:04:02.000 Number two, CEO Gerald Morgan.

00:04:05.000 How are you, sir?

00:04:06.000 I'm fantastic.

00:04:07.000 How are you?

00:04:08.000 Do you see the new, like, the rumble, the thing?

00:04:08.000 I'm good.

00:04:10.000 Because we have the new outro when we go over.

00:04:12.000 Yeah, the new outro rumble.

00:04:13.000 By the way, of course, everyone you know, if you're watching on YouTube, if you see this at any point, this dump button, Just head on over to Rumble.

00:04:23.000 We're not going to censor ourselves, and that's why we're still on YouTube, but you know, every now and then they suspend us anyway.

00:04:27.000 Whatever.

00:04:28.000 Hey, can we get a suspension for anyone who wants one?

00:04:31.000 I don't want one, okay?

00:04:35.000 In third shirt, it's his last day here today, this week anyway.

00:04:37.000 We love having him in.

00:04:39.000 Send in your chats, let him know you love him.

00:04:41.000 He's going to be at the Funny Bone, Richmond, Virginia, this Friday, Saturday, August 18th and 19th.

00:04:45.000 Richmond, Virginia, Josh Feierstein.

00:04:47.000 What's up?

00:04:48.000 How you doing, sir?

00:04:48.000 Good morning.

00:04:49.000 Good, good.

00:04:50.000 I think we need the mic a little closer to your face.

00:04:51.000 A little closer to my face?

00:04:52.000 Were you worried about your beard scratching it?

00:04:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:04:55.000 I get nervous.

00:04:57.000 It's on a mic stand.

00:04:58.000 You can move it.

00:04:59.000 You threw up all morning because of some hairspray.

00:04:59.000 You don't have to leave.

00:05:01.000 It wasn't hairspray.

00:05:02.000 It was hair powder.

00:05:04.000 It's a different thing.

00:05:05.000 It's manly.

00:05:05.000 What?

00:05:06.000 What?

00:05:06.000 Yeah.

00:05:07.000 It's a hair powder.

00:05:08.000 You decide.

00:05:08.000 You put it in your hand.

00:05:09.000 It's not anthrax.

00:05:12.000 Did you get your hair powder from an unmarked envelope?

00:05:12.000 No, it's not.

00:05:15.000 You know, Josh, you could just shower.

00:05:18.000 You're talking about dry shampoo?

00:05:19.000 It's just foot powder.

00:05:20.000 I replaced the word foot with hair.

00:05:22.000 But everyone, careful.

00:05:23.000 Thank you for your service.

00:05:24.000 Thank you.

00:05:25.000 Right now he's a veteran, like, he was stinking it!

00:05:32.000 Alright, so before we move on here, and there's a lot to get to, here's an Australian woman, and she apparently, look, No one cares, let's be clear.

00:05:46.000 I was raised in Canada where they would always bitch about the United States, right, because they have the biggest small man's complex that I've ever seen in my life, and they thought that we care.

00:05:55.000 Like, they think we're sitting here going, gee, I hope the Canadians like us.

00:05:59.000 This Aussie chick thinks that we're going, oh my gosh, I hope the broad who was raised in a rapist and murdering penal colony likes her flag, but...

00:06:08.000 Everyone feels, and of course you're entitled to your own opinion.

00:06:11.000 The problem is when you're entitled to an opinion and then big tech censors you if you make fun of said opinion because it's stupid.

00:06:17.000 And I don't mean like, yo that's stupid!

00:06:19.000 Like cool, I mean it's dumb.

00:06:21.000 It's unintelligent.

00:06:22.000 So here is this Aussie broad who apparently has a problem with American flags and patriotism.

00:06:28.000 I'm just going to say it.

00:06:29.000 There are too many American flags.

00:06:31.000 Like, they're on houses, they're on cars, some of them on couch cushions.

00:06:35.000 Like, I don't know who's making these American flags, but they're making a bloody fortune.

00:06:40.000 And Chinese.

00:06:40.000 And like, you're the only country that I know that does this.

00:06:44.000 Because we're better.

00:06:46.000 The only time I think I've ever seen an Australian flag is like on the Harbour Bridge.

00:06:50.000 Yeah, because people were jumping off of it.

00:06:52.000 Like, I know it's like blue and it's got some stars on it.

00:06:56.000 But I think I could draw the American flag from memory.

00:06:59.000 I think we could make a bloody sculpture out of it.

00:07:02.000 That's how many times I've seen it.

00:07:04.000 It's enough.

00:07:05.000 Let's pull back on it, okay?

00:07:07.000 Let's stay humble.

00:07:08.000 You come from the land of murderers, rapists, and every venomous animal known to man.

00:07:14.000 No one cares about your opinion.

00:07:15.000 You're just not that important.

00:07:17.000 And if you really hate patriotism, I demand that you feast your eyes on this!

00:07:27.000 Thank you for your service.

00:07:27.000 America.

00:07:30.000 By the way, that's a real tattoo, just so you know.

00:07:33.000 100%, baby.

00:07:33.000 Did you lose a bet?

00:07:35.000 He loves this country.

00:07:35.000 No, no.

00:07:36.000 No, I know he does, but that's a painful place to get a tattoo.

00:07:39.000 You should go elope with that Aussie broad.

00:07:41.000 I love our country, too.

00:07:42.000 If you don't like his America tattoo, you might as well get the hell out.

00:07:46.000 Look at the Boston Red Sox font across his belly.

00:07:49.000 That's a sensitive area.

00:07:50.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:51.000 I had abs back then, though.

00:07:52.000 It looked really cool.

00:07:54.000 It was really small, yeah.

00:07:56.000 And now it's just like a, whoa, look at the fun fat guy with the dumb thing on his belly.

00:08:01.000 El Nino!

00:08:03.000 It was Comic Sans originally, now it's a different font.

00:08:06.000 You should see my lower back.

00:08:11.000 Allegedly.

00:08:12.000 Allegedly.

00:08:15.000 What's that music?

00:08:16.000 Nothing.

00:08:18.000 It's a lot of fun.

00:08:19.000 People have seen my balls and his ass.

00:08:21.000 Now, this is just one of those... Okay, first off, quiz.

00:08:25.000 What is the most venomous snake in the world?

00:08:26.000 Not the most dangerous.

00:08:27.000 The most venomous snake in the world.

00:08:28.000 Do you know why America is better than most countries?

00:08:30.000 It can sort of be boiled down to snakes.

00:08:33.000 Do you know how many people die from snake bites in the United States each year?

00:08:37.000 Approximately.

00:08:37.000 I'm going by road here, but I know I'm within striking distance.

00:08:40.000 It's like 5 to 10.

00:08:42.000 You know how many across the globe?

00:08:44.000 It's well into the hundreds of thousands.

00:08:45.000 It's a minimum of 80,000.

00:08:49.000 In Asia, every year.

00:08:50.000 Often well over 100,000 in Asia.

00:08:52.000 The big four, they call them these snakes.

00:08:53.000 Now, here's the issue.

00:08:55.000 It's because they live in countries where they don't have advanced medical technology like we do, anti-venom.

00:08:59.000 They don't take care of their own citizens, and a lot of them still have to work in these primarily agrarian societies, or as we would know them, third world countries.

00:09:05.000 So, they don't survive what we survive here, and they have more venomous snakes, to be clear, in Asia.

00:09:10.000 Most venomous?

00:09:11.000 Comment below.

00:09:12.000 Don't cheat.

00:09:15.000 Don't cheat.

00:09:17.000 They're cheating.

00:09:17.000 It's the inland Taipan.

00:09:18.000 Taipan, sorry.

00:09:20.000 From Australia.

00:09:21.000 Yeah, there's also the coastal Taipan.

00:09:22.000 Also a dick, but not as venomous.

00:09:24.000 So this is why all snakes should be killed.

00:09:27.000 And Australia needs to be nuked.

00:09:28.000 Now.

00:09:29.000 Actually, keep them on Snake Island so we can send pedophiles there.

00:09:31.000 Send the snakes.

00:09:31.000 Yes.

00:09:32.000 Yes.

00:09:32.000 Send the snakes to Australia.

00:09:33.000 Well, they have snakes in Australia.

00:09:34.000 They already are there.

00:09:35.000 Like they did the people.

00:09:36.000 Yeah.

00:09:37.000 It's a penal colony.

00:09:37.000 Yeah.

00:09:37.000 Send them.

00:09:38.000 By the way, it's a live show Monday through Friday, 10 a.m.

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00:09:44.000 Okay.

00:09:45.000 Hillary Clinton.

00:09:47.000 Oh yeah, the bitch!

00:09:51.000 Foreshadowing.

00:09:53.000 Just yesterday, she joined Rachel Mad- I mean, come on.

00:10:00.000 How many butch-cutted chain gang lesbians can you fit in a room?

00:10:04.000 Hillary Clinton joined Rachel Maddow, and I don't think you can sort of crystallize a more elitist, out-of-touch clip, but here's what happened.

00:10:15.000 Fancy meeting you here.

00:10:16.000 Oh, I can't believe this.

00:10:18.000 Yeah, this is not the circumstances in which I expected to be talking to you.

00:10:22.000 Nor me, Rachel.

00:10:24.000 It's always good to talk to you, but honestly, I didn't think that it would be under these circumstances.

00:10:31.000 Yet another set of indictments.

00:10:34.000 I'm a bitch!

00:10:35.000 I'm a bitch!

00:10:36.000 I'm a bitchy, bitchy, bitch!

00:10:39.000 I'm a silly little bitch!

00:10:42.000 Such a bitchy bitch!

00:10:47.000 I'm a bitch!

00:10:49.000 It's just everything, everything is just a redux, right?

00:10:51.000 Yeah.

00:10:52.000 Yeah.

00:10:52.000 Sheryl Crow, do something original.

00:10:55.000 Was that Sheryl Crow?

00:10:55.000 It was Meredith Brooks.

00:10:56.000 Oh.

00:10:57.000 By the way, still not president, right?

00:10:59.000 Yeah.

00:10:59.000 Okay, do your checking.

00:11:01.000 You ever hear Nick DeFalo's bit about Sheryl Crow?

00:11:02.000 He's like, uh, Sheryl Crow, remember her titless one-hit wonder from the 90s?

00:11:05.000 Ouch!

00:11:05.000 Titless wonder?

00:11:09.000 Nick!

00:11:11.000 He talks about her demanding we use one square.

00:11:13.000 No one hates elitism more than Nick DiPaolo.

00:11:14.000 You can watch him on Mug Club at 5 p.m.

00:11:17.000 tonight.

00:11:18.000 Okay, this brings us to more elitism here.

00:11:21.000 Look, I am glad that the United States is in a position where we can help anyone in the world.

00:11:27.000 You know, that's why the flag is so popular, Aussie bro.

00:11:31.000 But it doesn't mean that we have to.

00:11:33.000 We should definitely... Comment below.

00:11:36.000 Hit like, too, if you agree.

00:11:38.000 We should take care of our own people first.

00:11:40.000 That's only a novel concept to people really since the 1960s to today.

00:11:45.000 The idea that if you are a superpower, you need to be taking care of the rest of the world, as opposed to, at gunpoint, raping them of their resources.

00:11:52.000 That's kind of how empires existed beforehand.

00:11:54.000 I don't know if you know this, evil empires are generally profitable, not costly.

00:12:00.000 This is my problem with what Biden is doing.

00:12:02.000 Of course, he had no comment.

00:12:03.000 Now he's trying to lean too far the other way with the Maui fires.

00:12:06.000 Horrible tragedy.

00:12:07.000 Obviously, the death toll is now over 100.

00:12:09.000 My heart's go out to those families affected.

00:12:11.000 Okay, to make up for it, former Vice President Joe Biden is now sending a $700 one-time payment to each household affected.

00:12:20.000 Oh, $700 whole dollars.

00:12:22.000 $700 whole dollars.

00:12:24.000 Does Obama get some?

00:12:26.000 And he said, don't spoil your dinner.

00:12:29.000 There's plenty more where that came from, the taxpayers.

00:12:32.000 Now $700, that sounds nice, and hey, we're taking care of some of our own citizens, it makes sense.

00:12:39.000 I just hate it when you get a check that says, like, from President Joe Biden.

00:12:41.000 No, no, no, it's not your check.

00:12:43.000 Now here's the math that you need.

00:12:44.000 So Ukrainians apparently need the money more, because he's committed, former Vice President Biden, over $113 billion to Ukraine, and counting.

00:12:52.000 That's over $2,500 per person in Ukraine.

00:12:56.000 Or an RPG7 for every single Ukrainian man, woman, and child.

00:13:01.000 I never know when those are going to come in handy.

00:13:03.000 Yes.

00:13:04.000 So $700 to people of Maui, $2,500 to people of Ukraine.

00:13:09.000 The biggest beneficiary in all this, by the way, is formerly Maui, but now Ukrainian Jim, which I don't want to question intensely.

00:13:16.000 I don't think he's all in for the cause.

00:13:18.000 I think he's a grifter.

00:13:19.000 I think you're right.

00:13:21.000 I think he is gaming the system, formerly Maui, now Ukrainian Jim.

00:13:26.000 By the way, is this real 700 bucks?

00:13:29.000 Like, I mean, come on.

00:13:30.000 How many?

00:13:30.000 What is it?

00:13:32.000 1,000?

00:13:32.000 2,200 structures is what they said, Byrne.

00:13:34.000 Let's say that there's 2,000 families or homes that were affected by this, times $700.

00:13:38.000 Really?

00:13:39.000 Yeah.

00:13:40.000 Really?

00:13:40.000 What are you doing?

00:13:41.000 Is that the tip jar, Joe?

00:13:42.000 Yeah.

00:13:42.000 Like, come on.

00:13:43.000 We're a national superpower.

00:13:44.000 Like, we can absolutely—100—international superpower—we can absolutely send more money that way.

00:13:49.000 Like, why would you announce that and go, I did it?

00:13:52.000 He wants to buy votes, and he knows that most of it will be spent on meth.

00:13:54.000 No, it's not gonna buy a boat!

00:13:57.000 You know what he's doing?

00:13:59.000 He's sending you a check that's less than the COVID checks everyone got.

00:14:04.000 And in COVID, your house didn't burn down and half your family died.

00:14:08.000 Thanks, Joe.

00:14:08.000 Well, it's about the price of a surfboard.

00:14:12.000 Yeah, they like the longboards.

00:14:15.000 That costs more.

00:14:16.000 You can't even fly off the island for that, Joe.

00:14:18.000 The president's sending me to Pipeline.

00:14:20.000 I'm freaking out.

00:14:21.000 How come nobody sends California residents, or Oregon residents, or Washington residents money when their house is burned down?

00:14:27.000 Or their mudslides?

00:14:28.000 It's all about political expediency.

00:14:29.000 It's timing, isn't it?

00:14:30.000 Yeah.

00:14:30.000 And by the way, I don't think we should be sending anyone just a blank check.

00:14:32.000 I think that we should have a more... We did a whole segment on it yesterday, if you didn't watch it on Mug Club, because it was a little bit more complicated.

00:14:37.000 Had to do the ins and outs.

00:14:38.000 But!

00:14:40.000 Maybe you could have an efficient form of government and fulfill your one role.

00:14:44.000 One thing that falls under the legitimate purview of government is keeping the citizens safe.

00:14:47.000 Not reducing the price of internet.

00:14:50.000 Not making sure that people don't have to pay rent.

00:14:52.000 Not paying a portion of the degree for underwater basket weaving or afro-centric lesbian studies at Dartmouth.

00:14:58.000 But keeping people safe, meaning from people who want to kill us, external forces, or Interior forces.

00:15:04.000 Internal threats.

00:15:05.000 That would include a natural disaster about which many people knew and warned.

00:15:10.000 But here you go.

00:15:11.000 $700, $2,500 for Ukraine.

00:15:13.000 The good news is this is not just a Democrat issue, by the way.

00:15:17.000 Democrats and Republicans have found common ground.

00:15:19.000 Biden is in good company.

00:15:22.000 People like Mike Pence.

00:15:24.000 Your concern is that the Ukrainians, a country most people can't find on a map, who've received tens of billions of U.S.

00:15:30.000 tax dollars, don't have enough tanks.

00:15:33.000 I think it's a fair question to ask, like, where's the concern for the United States in that?

00:15:37.000 Well, it's not my concern.

00:15:38.000 I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitchy, bitchy, bitch, I'm a silly little bitch.

00:15:45.000 Such a bitchy bitch, I'm a bitch.

00:15:50.000 And here you thought this show was sexist.

00:15:52.000 I've never seen somebody commit political suicide so wonderfully.

00:15:59.000 Bye, Mike.

00:16:01.000 Does anyone like Mike Pence?

00:16:02.000 No!

00:16:02.000 Comment below.

00:16:04.000 I've heard of... Are you Mike Pence's fan?

00:16:08.000 Who's that guy?

00:16:08.000 Who's the guy with the Mike Pence bumper sticker?

00:16:11.000 Pence!

00:16:12.000 He's got a Pence tattoo across his stomach.

00:16:14.000 I've never been at Pence or nothing!

00:16:15.000 What is this, a Nerf commercial?

00:16:17.000 His whole family doesn't like him.

00:16:20.000 It's awkward.

00:16:20.000 Flies do.

00:16:21.000 Oh, that's right.

00:16:22.000 Yes, they're drawn to him like flies to Mike Pence.

00:16:25.000 Now!

00:16:28.000 Well, you know what, this is a good example.

00:16:29.000 We're a little more relaxed.

00:16:30.000 You served your country.

00:16:32.000 What do you think about sending money over to Ukraine?

00:16:34.000 Our hearts go out to the people of Ukraine, but you're someone who served your country, who actually fought.

00:16:38.000 Sometimes people say, well, yeah, until you fought, you can't have an opinion.

00:16:40.000 What do you think about sending billions of dollars to Ukraine?

00:16:44.000 I think it's been too long.

00:16:45.000 I think it's been too much and too long.

00:16:46.000 I think, you know, at first you're like, okay, we got to help them out of being invaded, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:16:51.000 But after a certain time, it's like, we got to...

00:16:53.000 Also, why is nobody else helping?

00:16:54.000 Why is not NATO helping us out?

00:16:57.000 They're not paying in their portion.

00:16:58.000 A few of them did at first, but then they, you know, they're like, hey, this is all we can give you.

00:17:01.000 We have to worry about ourselves.

00:17:02.000 The only person to get other countries to start paying more into NATO was President Donald Trump.

00:17:07.000 Well, look, and thank you again for your service, Josh.

00:17:09.000 We have to say that every single time as part of his writer.

00:17:11.000 You're welcome.

00:17:12.000 You're welcome, Gerald.

00:17:14.000 If you think it's been too long and too much...

00:17:18.000 We're gonna get in trouble for that.

00:17:20.000 If you think it's been too long and too much, you're really gonna love this.

00:17:22.000 So apparently there's a transgender journalist from the United States that's now the official spokesperson for the Ukrainian military.

00:17:30.000 Do we have an overlay for that?

00:17:31.000 Do we have a clip?

00:17:32.000 You'll notice that blood drips from it.

00:17:36.000 He's a vampire carrying out genocide against both Ukrainians.

00:17:39.000 This is a joke.

00:17:40.000 I don't believe it.

00:17:40.000 It's gotta be a deep fake, right?

00:17:42.000 That's not real, is it?

00:17:43.000 Is it real?

00:17:45.000 I think it's real.

00:17:45.000 Did Mission Control confirm that it's real?

00:17:48.000 They sent it to us.

00:17:48.000 All right, look, we'll play it later in the show.

00:17:50.000 You guys can check below.

00:17:51.000 I don't want to be faked out.

00:17:52.000 If it is real, I want to see it, even though I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

00:17:55.000 You did a little bit, yeah.

00:17:57.000 It's Pat.

00:17:58.000 By the way, boycotts work and bycots work.

00:18:01.000 We'll be talking about Target reducing their sales projections, what you guys have done with Bud Light, and Hey, you know what?

00:18:07.000 Send a few of those billions over this way and sign up at Mug Club because there's a lot we can do.

00:18:11.000 We just love poking our finger in the chest of people who hate you.

00:18:15.000 It's what gets us up in the morning.

00:18:18.000 Ginger Snap's saying it is.

00:18:19.000 It's a report from Newsweek.

00:18:20.000 Real?

00:18:22.000 Wow.

00:18:23.000 Alright, hold on a second.

00:18:24.000 By the way, Ginger Snap, and ladies, Ginger Snap, you know, ladies love him.

00:18:29.000 He's single.

00:18:30.000 Single and ready to mingle.

00:18:31.000 He has a preference, though.

00:18:34.000 He's straight.

00:18:36.000 He likes a very specific type of woman.

00:18:38.000 So does Gary.

00:18:39.000 They each have a type.

00:18:41.000 And there's nothing wrong with that.

00:18:42.000 Men are allowed to have types.

00:18:44.000 Your boobs are huge.

00:18:46.000 I'm type 2.

00:18:49.000 That's better than one.

00:18:51.000 Unless you grew up next to a radiation plant, then you know.

00:18:53.000 You can still find ways to make it work.

00:18:55.000 That's my point.

00:18:55.000 Is that why you have the two on your arm on the tattoo?

00:18:58.000 Yeah.

00:18:58.000 So explain this to me again, Gerald, this video.

00:19:01.000 So this is real.

00:19:03.000 No, but what is it?

00:19:04.000 It's a trans... I'm getting there.

00:19:06.000 It's a transgender journalist.

00:19:10.000 From the United States that we apparently have exported over there now as the official spokesperson for the Ukrainian military because I guess it's scary?

00:19:17.000 Well, hold on a second.

00:19:18.000 Pause.

00:19:18.000 You know who else we exported to them?

00:19:20.000 Who?

00:19:20.000 Well, actually not Ukraine.

00:19:21.000 We exported back to Russia was the Merchant of Death.

00:19:23.000 Oh yeah, they still- Oh, I remember that guy.

00:19:25.000 They're still really not good with trades.

00:19:27.000 But don't worry, we still have Brittany Griner, so it's a fair deal.

00:19:29.000 Yes, we do.

00:19:29.000 Oh, thank God.

00:19:30.000 And she can vape till her heart's content.

00:19:32.000 Thank you God!

00:19:34.000 Let's play this video since now we've confirmed that it's real.

00:19:36.000 It's real.

00:19:37.000 Of this transgender American reporter for Ukraine thing.

00:19:41.000 Alright, bring it.

00:19:43.000 It's muted still.

00:19:44.000 No, it's muted.

00:19:44.000 But what was the other thing that we just said?

00:19:46.000 Can you start it from the top?

00:19:49.000 There we go.

00:19:49.000 No, this works.

00:19:50.000 We didn't get to see the speaking part.

00:19:51.000 This gives us more details.

00:19:53.000 Having been in Ukraine for almost 520 days in a variety of both civilian and military capacity.

00:19:57.000 I think she just went there because of the flag.

00:20:02.000 They're like, ah, it's the trans flag, so I'm good.

00:20:04.000 Do we have them speaking, though, the other clip?

00:20:06.000 All right, let's see that one.

00:20:07.000 Because this is a real thing.

00:20:09.000 This is a real thing.

00:20:10.000 We're not making this up.

00:20:10.000 This is happening on the fly.

00:20:12.000 And by the way, Matt is new helping with this system over here.

00:20:15.000 So, you know, show me love.

00:20:19.000 You'll notice that he's a vampire carrying out genocide against both Ukrainians and Russians alike.

00:20:29.000 Vlad Putin bathes in the blood of innocent children and enjoys it.

00:20:33.000 They're on a first name basis.

00:20:35.000 A little too comfortable.

00:20:36.000 That's Mr. Impaler to you.

00:20:40.000 That's ridiculous.

00:20:42.000 They call me Mr. Unpassable.

00:20:45.000 I'm going to be a bad boy.

00:21:45.000 We try to keep this down to one a week, but it just brings us to part two of This Week in Biden.

00:21:51.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.

00:21:55.000 President Joe Biden, y'all.

00:21:57.000 Uh-oh.

00:21:59.000 Uh-oh.

00:22:06.000 Thank you.

00:22:11.000 Well, I'm a little underwhelmed, aren't you all?

00:22:15.000 I think I messed up.

00:22:19.000 Y'all please vote for me, okay?

00:22:21.000 But then, when I signed the The lady who introduced him, she was confused.

00:22:34.000 Her vision's based on thermal identification.

00:22:35.000 I was gonna say better late than never, Joe.

00:22:37.000 Good job.

00:22:37.000 You ain't black.

00:22:38.000 Okay, that's not fair.

00:22:40.000 The lady who introduced him, she was confused.

00:22:43.000 Her vision's based on thermal identification.

00:22:47.000 I was gonna say better late than never, Joe.

00:22:49.000 Good job.

00:22:50.000 Vote for me, y'all.

00:22:51.000 I love how she bailed.

00:22:53.000 She's just like, well, this is not going to work with me.

00:22:56.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:22:57.000 In comedy, you've got to stay up there.

00:22:58.000 If your headliner's not there, you better do some more time.

00:23:01.000 Yeah, his jill should be, you know, stage left going, yep, stretch it, stretch it.

00:23:07.000 She's like, I'm underwhelmed, y'all.

00:23:08.000 And I'm like, every single day, all of us are underwhelmed by him.

00:23:12.000 Underwhelmed should mean you have expectations.

00:23:13.000 Now, following the event, this is something else people are talking about.

00:23:17.000 And look, just to be clear, I don't run all of my own social media, I understand it, but it's the President of the United States, or former Vice President of the United States.

00:23:25.000 Some people call him President of the United States, some people call him former Vice President of the United States.

00:23:28.000 I call him former Vice President of the United States because I respect the office.

00:23:32.000 So the account for the White House Press Secretary, Karen Jean-Pierre, tweeted and deleted the following, which was clearly meant to be in Biden's voice.

00:23:39.000 It said, investing in America means investing in all of America.

00:23:44.000 When I ran for president, I made a promise.

00:23:46.000 I'd leave no part of the country behind.

00:23:48.000 That actually happened to us.

00:23:50.000 Wait, what?

00:23:51.000 How so?

00:23:52.000 Oh, that's right.

00:23:54.000 Hold up real quick.

00:23:55.000 When our social media guy was doing it... It happens.

00:24:00.000 Accounts get confused.

00:24:01.000 Gerald tweeted, I'll be posting the top three moves everyone should know inside and out to be proficient in jiu-jitsu.

00:24:07.000 Stay tuned.

00:24:08.000 Well, that doesn't sound like jiu-jitsu.

00:24:09.000 That was probably meant for...

00:24:12.000 Tim tweeted out, uh, Joe Louis caught in another rabbit last night, uh, life lesson.

00:24:16.000 Protein is life.

00:24:17.000 Bite pressure of 500 PSI.

00:24:19.000 Bug never had a chance.

00:24:21.000 He's allergic to dogs.

00:24:21.000 That's obviously what was meant for mine.

00:24:23.000 Actually, I need to be honest about mine, um, so I'm really sorry about that.

00:24:28.000 So this one, I did it and it was my bad.

00:24:31.000 It was supposed to be me.

00:24:32.000 It was supposed to be you.

00:24:33.000 Where was it?

00:24:33.000 It was posted to... That explains... Oh, it's from my account.

00:24:36.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:24:37.000 So the wife and I just had the most amazing bottle of Pinot Noir.

00:24:41.000 I picked it.

00:24:42.000 Sommelier et al.

00:24:42.000 Just heavenly.

00:24:43.000 Hashtag date night.

00:24:44.000 Hashtag Napa forever.

00:24:45.000 That one stings.

00:24:46.000 That does sting.

00:24:47.000 Why did we give Gerald access to your account?

00:24:49.000 I didn't.

00:24:50.000 I didn't.

00:24:51.000 You know, it's a toggle thing and I didn't toggle it to the right account.

00:24:53.000 The lesson is don't throw stones.

00:24:56.000 Lesson learned.

00:25:02.000 Yes.

00:25:04.000 And don't live in a... I mean, you shouldn't live in a glass house anyway.

00:25:07.000 It's not structurally sound.

00:25:08.000 Yeah, it's not great.

00:25:09.000 Well, it's very hot.

00:25:09.000 Come on.

00:25:10.000 Yeah, I mean, unless you're living in a house that was used for the, you know, for the photo session for Billy Joel's album.

00:25:14.000 There's big bad wolves out there.

00:25:15.000 It's called Glass Houses, and it's a fantastic album.

00:25:17.000 Oh, it is.

00:25:17.000 Yeah, it's nice.

00:25:18.000 It's a nice house, too.

00:25:18.000 It's just... It is a nice house.

00:25:19.000 Not practical.

00:25:20.000 Yeah, it's not practical.

00:25:21.000 Not with the Texas storms.

00:25:23.000 So, we like to consider ourselves...

00:25:27.000 At least it wouldn't burn.

00:25:31.000 I'm sorry guys, I couldn't not say it.

00:25:33.000 You would just get to see people being cooked, yes.

00:25:36.000 Your house just turns to sand?

00:25:37.000 What are you gonna do?

00:25:38.000 Put it back up?

00:25:39.000 I don't know if this is too soon or not, but do me a favor, Research, bring up Guns and Gear had a really funny tweet about ordering a Hawaiian pizza.

00:25:46.000 Oh no.

00:25:47.000 No.

00:25:48.000 No.

00:25:49.000 It is funny.

00:25:50.000 It's a little dark.

00:25:51.000 I don't think it was his tweet.

00:25:52.000 I think it was somebody else's from his account.

00:25:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:55.000 It happens.

00:25:56.000 It happens.

00:25:57.000 Somebody find it real fast.

00:25:58.000 Slow News Day.

00:25:59.000 You guys okay with it?

00:26:00.000 But we do have a lot to get to.

00:26:02.000 Kind of.

00:26:03.000 We do.

00:26:03.000 There's a lot.

00:26:04.000 There's international news.

00:26:05.000 And really, look, this is one thing we've always told you.

00:26:07.000 We're not going to simply... You have a lot of news channels out there.

00:26:12.000 They just have to regurgitate things, recycle things.

00:26:14.000 It gives us some freedom to either have more fun or stake out some evergreen topics that hopefully end up being more...

00:26:21.000 I guess I should say, more useful to you.

00:26:23.000 Our role here is to serve you.

00:26:25.000 Everyone's serving a master.

00:26:27.000 It could be primarily sponsors, primarily big tech advertising, but we serve you.

00:26:31.000 We serve Mug Club, largely.

00:26:32.000 You're watching for free, you're enjoying what Mug Club provides, and consider signing up at lidoffcutter.com.

00:26:37.000 Slash Mug Club.

00:26:41.000 Ow!

00:26:42.000 That's dark.

00:26:43.000 Almost burnt.

00:26:46.000 So here at Lionel's Crowder we like to consider ourselves pretty astute on global issues.

00:26:50.000 We didn't tweet that, we're saying someone else.

00:26:52.000 We didn't start the pizza fire.

00:26:54.000 Now, that brings us to the first edition, and hopefully one of few, Crowder's World Corner.

00:27:03.000 Oh, they went heavy metal with that.

00:27:14.000 That's the NWO font.

00:27:15.000 That's awesome, that's cool.

00:27:16.000 That's because our Crowder's Corner is the cream of the crop, yeah!

00:27:23.000 I tell you, my little ones, they love it now.

00:27:25.000 I say, what does Macho Man say?

00:27:26.000 Oh yeah!

00:27:28.000 I was watching something, we were working on a sketch, and he's so colorful.

00:27:33.000 I go, Macho Man!

00:27:35.000 Oh yeah!

00:27:36.000 That's so cute.

00:27:39.000 Oh, my wife's gonna hate me for saying this.

00:27:41.000 I would jokingly say, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine for making fun of the movie.

00:27:45.000 I was making fun of Inglorious Bastard.

00:27:46.000 But he's tall, blonde, and blue-eyed.

00:27:48.000 And he did it.

00:27:49.000 He literally one day just went, like when he was super young, nine, nine, nine, nine.

00:27:53.000 I was like, oh no!

00:27:54.000 And then I was like, that's hilarious.

00:27:57.000 He says it to his Jewish teacher.

00:27:59.000 Oh, I did.

00:28:01.000 Nein, nein, nein, nein.

00:28:03.000 It makes Hitler look really silly.

00:28:05.000 It does, it does. Yeah, that was the goal all along.

00:28:07.000 So, in international news, silly people, North Korea,

00:28:11.000 bad Korea, as it's known, they've broken their silence on the

00:28:15.000 United States military defector Travis King, but here's the thing,

00:28:19.000 the reason that they are breaking their silence is, of course, propaganda,

00:28:23.000 but it's also really, it's pretty funny.

00:28:25.000 First, in case you haven't heard, here's a news clip.

00:28:29.000 This is the 23-year-old U.S. soldier in North Korean custody this morning.

00:28:33.000 A US official says Private Travis King has served two and a half years in the military.

00:28:39.000 He bolted across the border, effectively handing himself over to Kim Jong-un's isolated government.

00:28:47.000 Hold on, how bad must life be for you to flee to North Korea?

00:28:52.000 Well, here's the thing, and it's propaganda, right?

00:28:54.000 They said, Travis King confessed that he had decided to come over to DPRK... Democratic People, blah, whatever.

00:29:01.000 North Korea.

00:29:02.000 Bad Korea.

00:29:02.000 I'm not gonna do their bidding for them.

00:29:04.000 Travis King confessed he had to come over to DPRK as he harbored ill feeling against inhuman maltreatment and racial discrimination within the U.S.

00:29:12.000 Army.

00:29:14.000 So Travis King is claiming racism, but there are a few key details.

00:29:18.000 He was actually facing two allegations of assault in South Korea.

00:29:22.000 He pled guilty to one of the assaults in destroying public property, and he was facing extradition to the United States.

00:29:28.000 But this is what they do, right?

00:29:30.000 They're trying to echo just what we talked about China with marriage.

00:29:34.000 They can see the cracks in the United States.

00:29:35.000 Look at what these people see as a valuable tool in destroying the country.

00:29:40.000 Black Lives Matter!

00:29:41.000 That's what they want you to think.

00:29:43.000 He fell for it and is now the only black person in North Korea.

00:29:46.000 Yes, exactly.

00:29:49.000 To be fair though, North Koreans, they're pretty progressive on that.

00:29:52.000 King was treated fairly, cordially upon his arrival.

00:29:56.000 They made him feel at home.

00:30:00.000 Now, out of context, that would seem bad, but we also have exclusive footage of King having his first meal in bad Korea.

00:30:14.000 Then he assaulted him.

00:30:15.000 some greasy sh** you ain't got no better food like some chicken wings

00:30:19.000 some baby back ribs, some fries or something?

00:30:21.000 I don't know what you want I'm chillin' out what?

00:30:24.000 I'm chillin' out what?

00:30:25.000 I'm chillin' out what?

00:30:26.000 I'm no punk b**** I ain't no punk b**** neither

00:30:29.000 I'm no punk b**** I'll come over there and knock that head off

00:30:31.000 I'll come over there and knock that head off Then he assaulted him

00:30:33.000 Yeah well, now he's trying to flee somewhere else And by the way, that first clip of Jackie Chan

00:30:38.000 you know, the what's up man now we can't even say you couldn't do that in a film today?

00:30:42.000 And here's the thing.

00:30:43.000 I know people say, well, it's because we've advanced.

00:30:46.000 No, no.

00:30:46.000 There is nothing racist about that joke.

00:30:49.000 There's nothing racist about that bit about Jackie.

00:30:51.000 It's funny because he's a fish out of water who doesn't even understand English and is trying to make friends with black people and he hears them talk that way.

00:30:58.000 And you can't put that in a film.

00:31:01.000 I'm not just saying, this isn't hyperbole here, we've lost something.

00:31:04.000 We've lost something.

00:31:05.000 Because you know what?

00:31:06.000 Black people loved Rush Hour, and I think the Asians who were allowed to watch it, I don't know if they showed it in China, they liked Rush Hour.

00:31:11.000 Well, Jackie Chan was going on the China apology tour for a long time.

00:31:15.000 Yeah, he's a propagandist.

00:31:16.000 He's a communist.

00:31:16.000 For a little while.

00:31:17.000 Yeah, he also can't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

00:31:19.000 What?

00:31:20.000 No, come on!

00:31:20.000 He went to the Peking Opera.

00:31:22.000 It's acrobatics with fake punches.

00:31:24.000 I still like it.

00:31:25.000 I like his drunken master style.

00:31:25.000 It's fun.

00:31:27.000 What he does with a broom and a mop.

00:31:29.000 It's great.

00:31:30.000 Five eyes.

00:31:31.000 I like he does his own stunts.

00:31:33.000 That's what I was talking about.

00:31:34.000 With brooms and mops.

00:31:35.000 He runs and jumps on stuff too.

00:31:37.000 It's funny when he misses.

00:31:38.000 It is funny when he misses.

00:31:41.000 Hit the Rumble button, by the way, if you're watching on Rumble right now.

00:31:43.000 Smash that Rumble button.

00:31:44.000 It just kind of... Rumble's fair to us, so the algorithm doesn't matter so much there.

00:31:49.000 Hit the Like button on YouTube and... Mucklup only exists because of Rumble.

00:31:52.000 Did you have something you wanted to say or we want to move on to?

00:31:54.000 I think we need to move on to a country that we all love and adore.

00:31:57.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:58.000 Oh, I thought you were going to say Australia.

00:31:58.000 Iran.

00:31:59.000 I was going to correct you.

00:32:03.000 Uh, Iran.

00:32:04.000 So, uh, while we're talking about money, uh, the former vice president Biden administration, they just, uh, agreed to unfreeze $6 billion.

00:32:12.000 Oh my gosh.

00:32:13.000 In Iranian assets in exchange for five.

00:32:16.000 Now, before we go to the clip, five American prisoners, just to be clear, we're doing these exchanges with prisoners.

00:32:21.000 Russia still does have the merchant of death.

00:32:26.000 Because of us!

00:32:27.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:32:28.000 In case you were wondering, they do in fact still have the Merchant of Death, and you'll be happy to know that he's living very comfortably.

00:32:34.000 So, here's a clip of Blinken trying to make this make sense.

00:32:39.000 Last week, we confirmed that Iranian authorities released five U.S.

00:32:43.000 citizens from prison to house arrest.

00:32:47.000 Simak Namazi, Murad Tabaz, Iman Shargi, and two Americans who wish to remain private.

00:32:54.000 Most have been in prison since before this administration took office.

00:32:58.000 One has been held for nearly eight years.

00:33:02.000 None should have been detained in the first place.

00:33:07.000 1.2 billion dollars per person?

00:33:11.000 I'm not good at math or anything.

00:33:12.000 Better invent a longer lasting light bulb or something.

00:33:16.000 Who do you think you got?

00:33:17.000 Chelsea Clinton?

00:33:21.000 Was that Chris Tugger?

00:33:22.000 He said that in the... Maybe it was Rush Hour 2.

00:33:25.000 I didn't always understand what he said.

00:33:26.000 I would have to wait until the end of his phrase.

00:33:28.000 I'm gonna have to shoot you, man!

00:33:32.000 Oh I got the last one.

00:33:33.000 So you're angry.

00:33:36.000 Couldn't tell.

00:33:38.000 So obviously some people are concerned about this because it's Iran.

00:33:46.000 Donald Trump had the best foreign policy with Iran.

00:33:48.000 If you screw around too much, I will just kill you.

00:33:50.000 Yes, exactly.

00:33:51.000 And brag about it.

00:33:52.000 Right.

00:33:53.000 I won't even do like a SEAL team that nobody knows about.

00:33:56.000 Right.

00:33:56.000 I did it.

00:33:57.000 Critics like Mike Pompeo are saying this.

00:33:59.000 The concern is that obviously it could be used for nuclear capabilities.

00:34:03.000 The exception, by the way, is that these funds can be unfrozen.

00:34:08.000 Solely for humanitarian aid, which apparently people, this is why you don't trust experts when they say, oh hold on a second, this person has no experience in politics.

00:34:17.000 We need to elect someone with experience.

00:34:18.000 Yeah, Blinken actually believes that Iran is going to be using the money for humanitarian aid.

00:34:24.000 I would trust my mechanic.

00:34:28.000 The funds in question are not American funds.

00:34:33.000 They're not American taxpayer money.

00:34:36.000 They are Iranian funds that have been in South Korean banks.

00:34:43.000 For a number of years.

00:34:45.000 Let's send that money to Ukraine.

00:34:46.000 From day one of our sanctions, there has always been an exemption for the use of funds for humanitarian purposes.

00:34:55.000 I'm a bitch!

00:34:56.000 I'm a bitch!

00:34:57.000 I'm a bitchy, bitchy, bitch!

00:35:00.000 I'm a silly little bitch!

00:35:03.000 Such a bitchy bitch!

00:35:05.000 I'm a bitch!

00:35:09.000 Doesn't get old.

00:35:09.000 No one's getting out on skates today.

00:35:11.000 I think I'm next.

00:35:15.000 Next is Rachel Zegler.

00:35:16.000 Oh, that's right.

00:35:18.000 That little bra just made my list of things to do today.

00:35:22.000 I mean insult, by the way.

00:35:25.000 I don't mean anything violent, and I don't mean anything sexual.

00:35:28.000 Just to be clear, I mean that I don't like that she's an entitled, spoiled little brat, and that these people are at the helm of American culture.

00:35:33.000 By the way, we do have exclusive pictures.

00:35:34.000 You know, we do a little news here of the funds being put to humanitarian use.

00:35:39.000 So, yeah.

00:35:40.000 Oh, Oppenheimer.

00:35:41.000 Come on.

00:35:45.000 What do you think they're going to use that for?

00:35:46.000 Like, really?

00:35:47.000 Hey, I don't know.

00:35:48.000 What would you use billions of dollars for?

00:35:50.000 Yeah, if you were the country who, by the way, all references are available at lightearthcracker.com, right?

00:35:55.000 They kill people for political points of view and torture them, right?

00:35:58.000 This is ingrained into their law.

00:36:00.000 Ethnic religious suppression, of course.

00:36:01.000 Women, and of course LGBT.

00:36:04.000 They throw them off of roofs.

00:36:05.000 Yeah, they see if they can fly.

00:36:06.000 They haven't found one yet, but they're still searching.

00:36:09.000 They misconstrued the idea of fairy dust.

00:36:13.000 By the way, Blinken, isn't that the guy who bought that the Afghan people, like the Taliban, wasn't going to come back in control and they're going to let women stay in universities and it took six days for that not to happen?

00:36:24.000 I'm not even kidding.

00:36:25.000 The Taliban came back into power, I think it was within like a three-day period.

00:36:29.000 He just showed up to an empty lot.

00:36:31.000 He's like, this was supposed to be Taliban DeVry.

00:36:34.000 You lied to us!

00:36:36.000 Really?

00:36:39.000 I thought your assistant was a woman and she was a phoenix.

00:36:42.000 So, is the University of Phoenix still a thing?

00:36:45.000 I don't know.

00:36:45.000 That was one of the first ones everyone made fun of.

00:36:47.000 You've spent a lot of time in the middle.

00:36:48.000 Do they still exist?

00:36:49.000 I thought you were going to say you spent a lot of time at the University of Phoenix.

00:36:52.000 No, I don't know if it's still a thing.

00:36:54.000 Is it?

00:36:54.000 I don't know.

00:36:55.000 Yeah.

00:36:55.000 It's got to be a thing.

00:36:56.000 I guess it's got to be a thing.

00:36:57.000 They sponsor a stadium, I think, for the Cardinals.

00:36:58.000 I don't know!

00:36:59.000 Is there anything else you wanted to get into on the international affairs?

00:37:01.000 It's just how silly we are for crying out loud, giving the money to Ukraine, giving it over to the merchant of death, and now six people are like, oh, it's not our funds, it's their funds that we've frozen.

00:37:10.000 They're still university.

00:37:11.000 How about no involvement with evil regimes?

00:37:15.000 How about that?

00:37:17.000 Can that be a starting point?

00:37:18.000 I understand at certain points in history the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

00:37:21.000 I get it, but that's not really where we are right now.

00:37:25.000 There doesn't need to be any... There's no reason to send money to these people.

00:37:30.000 Basically, it needs to be like, hey, you're detaining two Americans.

00:37:33.000 I don't know who the other people were.

00:37:34.000 They didn't sound very American.

00:37:35.000 Maybe they are.

00:37:36.000 I don't know.

00:37:36.000 Maybe they immigrated over.

00:37:37.000 But they sounded like people that they were just illegally holding.

00:37:39.000 And it's like, how about you let them go or we do Donald Trump Part 2.

00:37:45.000 We still have more missiles that we can send.

00:37:47.000 And by the way, that's a nice frappuccino you have right now.

00:37:50.000 I'm sure you're going to want to be able to drink that.

00:37:52.000 We could see you, sir.

00:37:53.000 Did you have a frappuccino?

00:37:55.000 You missed it.

00:37:55.000 It was just like, we're watching you.

00:37:58.000 Oh!

00:37:58.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:37:59.000 I thought, because you had a frappuccino this morning.

00:38:01.000 No, I didn't.

00:38:02.000 It was iced coffee.

00:38:03.000 Oh, that's right.

00:38:04.000 That's right.

00:38:05.000 You keep accusing me.

00:38:06.000 I didn't.

00:38:06.000 That's true.

00:38:07.000 It was false accusation.

00:38:09.000 Let Josh know you love him.

00:38:10.000 He'll be in Richmond, Virginia this weekend, by the way.

00:38:12.000 Come bring me a frappuccino.

00:38:14.000 I knew it!

00:38:15.000 I knew it!

00:38:16.000 Mocha cookie crumble.

00:38:17.000 You played both sides of the fence.

00:38:19.000 You guys come against me.

00:38:20.000 That's the problem.

00:38:22.000 So, let's go back to the United States.

00:38:24.000 I like to think of it as the only place that really matters.

00:38:27.000 So, let's go back to the United States, you know, or as, you know, I like to think of

00:38:31.000 it the only place that really matters.

00:38:33.000 Now, um, it's fair, your dollar, the American dollar, now it's worth less than it used to

00:38:38.000 be, that's true, because they print it in the money machine.

00:38:42.000 But your dollar does mean something.

00:38:45.000 Now, you've heard me say in the past that just boycotts don't work in the absence of boycotts.

00:38:52.000 In other words, there has to be some competition.

00:38:53.000 There has to be a replacement.

00:38:55.000 We have seen now a method of action through you that is effective.

00:39:00.000 And we've seen it several times with giant companies.

00:39:02.000 In other words, when people say, what are you going to do with X billion dollar international

00:39:06.000 corporation?

00:39:07.000 Well, now we have a bit of a blueprint.

00:39:09.000 So yesterday, we'll go through these examples.

00:39:12.000 You have Bud Light, you have Target, you have Disney.

00:39:15.000 I was scratching my foot under my desk and then my foot flung out and hit.

00:39:25.000 Oh, my toe hurts.

00:39:27.000 You got bit by a brown recluse or something?

00:39:30.000 I think I might, yeah.

00:39:31.000 Is that the same foot?

00:39:32.000 No, it's a different bite.

00:39:33.000 You're going to walk funny today.

00:39:36.000 Anyone else ever been bitten by a brown recluse?

00:39:38.000 Tell me what the phases are.

00:39:39.000 I think I might, you know, lose a toe.

00:39:41.000 Death.

00:39:42.000 So.

00:39:43.000 Death.

00:39:43.000 One phase.

00:39:44.000 Death.

00:39:44.000 Yeah.

00:39:45.000 I think it's pretty simple.

00:39:46.000 Necrosis, I believe they call it.

00:39:47.000 Now.

00:39:49.000 That's the death of the cells, the skin cells and stuff.

00:39:51.000 So death.

00:39:52.000 I was right.

00:39:52.000 Yeah, death.

00:39:53.000 But individual cells.

00:39:54.000 Yeah.

00:39:54.000 Well.

00:39:55.000 I got a Mexican friend that doesn't leave the house.

00:39:57.000 Is he a brown recluse?

00:40:00.000 He's a brown Jesus.

00:40:04.000 Thank you.

00:40:04.000 Which, I believe the original Jesus was anyway, so he's just... Yes, yes.

00:40:09.000 Hector's recluse Talking to you

00:40:17.000 Get out there!

00:40:18.000 I'm just picturing, like, a Mexican Howard Hughes.

00:40:21.000 He's pissing in jars and people confuse it for some kind of pissing.

00:40:23.000 Alright.

00:40:25.000 So, back on topic.

00:40:27.000 I guess.

00:40:30.000 The boycotts and boycotts.

00:40:31.000 You're talking about billions and billions and billions, hundreds of billions of dollars lost because of you, right?

00:40:36.000 And that's the same model on the other side of that coin with Mug Club.

00:40:39.000 You guys can support what it is that you like and you guys can now boycott what it is that you don't like.

00:40:44.000 And this is why the big tech war is so important, right?

00:40:46.000 Because this only happens if you can reach people.

00:40:50.000 If you can reach kindred spirits.

00:40:52.000 That's why they want to shut you down.

00:40:53.000 That's why they want you to feel isolated.

00:40:56.000 Look at the numbers now.

00:40:57.000 You are not alone.

00:40:58.000 There are far more of you than you have been told.

00:41:01.000 If you were to live your life going through grade school, going through public schools, going to university, and if you watch mainstream news or go to the movies, every band you listen to, every piece of entertainment that you used to consume would tell you to vote one way, would tell you that everyone believes that the world is that way. One point of view, an

00:41:18.000 incredibly leftist point of view.

00:41:20.000 The numbers now show that's not true and that's why it's super important that you are able

00:41:25.000 to congregate and to communicate with people who share your values. It's more important than ever.

00:41:30.000 So yesterday, Target announced cuts to both its full year sales and their profit expectations.

00:41:37.000 So it's $390 million.

00:41:39.000 Good!

00:41:41.000 Wow.

00:41:41.000 Under the original projections.

00:41:43.000 That's a lot of money.

00:41:45.000 To put another little kind of, I guess, feather in your cap there is $15 billion is the market cap that has also been lost this year.

00:41:52.000 Wow.

00:41:53.000 For Target.

00:41:53.000 That's a huge drop.

00:41:55.000 $15 billion, that's what, I don't know, three prisoner exchanges?

00:42:01.000 Or one and a half merchants of death.

00:42:03.000 Yes, yes, exactly.

00:42:06.000 But this brings us to the gaslighting.

00:42:08.000 We'll get to some other examples.

00:42:09.000 The media wants you to think that you have no power, that it's this leviathan, that the people who have formed, that every weapon that is formed against you, it's so powerful you might as well just give up.

00:42:21.000 It doesn't work.

00:42:22.000 All is lost, they say.

00:42:25.000 I think that was your cue.

00:42:27.000 Bud Light is so boycotted.

00:42:29.000 Boycotts rarely work.

00:42:31.000 That's what multiple experts said when beer drinkers took their shot at America's best-selling beer, Bud Light.

00:42:37.000 Buckle up, bitch!

00:42:40.000 It's about to get worse.

00:42:42.000 $27 billion in market cap loss since May.

00:42:45.000 Dang!

00:42:46.000 It's Bud Light.

00:42:48.000 That's okay, you can keep it.

00:42:50.000 And by the way, I should have mentioned this earlier, we have an exclusive interview with the CEO of Anheuser-Busch.

00:42:54.000 Yeah, it's coming up in a little bit. I completely forgot to mention it.

00:42:56.000 But no one really cares about the guy.

00:42:58.000 So, Anheuser-Busch, it's been so effective that they're unloading other brands as a result of lost sales.

00:43:06.000 That's important to note because this is, remember I always said, don't just say, I'm not going to drink Bud Light and then go straight to another Anheuser-Busch brand.

00:43:13.000 Which is like Modelo, which is the number one brand in the world.

00:43:15.000 Well, it depends if you're in the U.S.

00:43:16.000 or internationally.

00:43:17.000 Right, they don't do it here, they do it internationally.

00:43:18.000 No Bud Light!

00:43:19.000 I'm a shock top man.

00:43:20.000 Son of a bitch!

00:43:23.000 I'm more of a Budweiser guy, not Bud Light.

00:43:28.000 If someone said I'm a shock top man, I'd be like, I don't believe you, man.

00:43:31.000 You don't exist.

00:43:33.000 And you can say that because of the tattoo.

00:43:35.000 That's right.

00:43:35.000 He's a homo.

00:43:38.000 That would be a shock bottom man.

00:43:41.000 He's more of a Zima guy.

00:43:45.000 White Claw!

00:43:46.000 So the Anheuser-Busch CEO, Michael Ducaris, is that, am I pronouncing it right?

00:43:50.000 I don't care.

00:43:50.000 Close enough.

00:43:51.000 I've only ever read it because I've never heard a report about him, said, well, it turns out people, basically, they want to enjoy their beer without the debate.

00:44:00.000 You think?

00:44:00.000 The funny part here is the realization.

00:44:04.000 Yeah.

00:44:05.000 Yeah.

00:44:06.000 I thought people wanted beer that pushed, you know, transgenders and kids and like, we'll have a can, have a crate, but it turns out beer almost has nothing to do with that.

00:44:16.000 Who knew?

00:44:17.000 Actually, if you're found holding a bud light now, it's a sign that you're gay.

00:44:20.000 I think I can say we were all caught off guard by this.

00:44:24.000 No one could have possibly foreseen everyone except for you.

00:44:28.000 Every single person.

00:44:28.000 Just like that reporter.

00:44:29.000 Boycotts don't work.

00:44:31.000 Okay.

00:44:34.000 You sure about that?

00:44:36.000 You sure about that, Clark?

00:44:38.000 So, to discuss this and more, and I do respect anyone who enters the arena, we actually sent

00:44:44.000 our on-the-ground correspondent Thomas Finnegan to procure an exclusive interview with Michael

00:44:50.000 Ducaris, the CEO of Bud Light.

00:44:52.000 Alright, Finnegan, this is exciting.

00:45:02.000 Sir, you have the floor.

00:45:05.000 It is all yours.

00:45:06.000 Hi, Steven.

00:45:08.000 Yeah, what's going on?

00:45:08.000 I thought you had an interview for us, right?

00:45:11.000 Well, I kind of fell through, but I figured, as they say, a picture is worth a thousand words, and this stack of unsold Bud Light speaks for itself.

00:45:22.000 That's not... Are you a retarded person, Finnegan?

00:45:26.000 That's a genuine question, not rhetorical.

00:45:28.000 Are you legitimately retarded?

00:45:31.000 Are you?

00:45:31.000 No?

00:45:32.000 I apologize.

00:45:42.000 Comment below if you never want to see that man again.

00:45:44.000 Unbelievable.

00:45:45.000 And I won't be able to do anything because he still has a five- I don't know why- we

00:45:47.000 need to stop doing the five-year contract.

00:45:49.000 It's minimum wage, so it does work in our favor.

00:45:53.000 Yeah.

00:45:54.000 So Disney is another company that's been in hot water.

00:45:57.000 They've been in a downward spiral since they decided that, and it's not, here's the thing, it's not that they disagree with you.

00:46:09.000 It's that they've decided when people say woke, What they really mean is they're describing a worldview that hates you, that hates everything America stands for.

00:46:18.000 Just to be clear, it's not that these people disagree with you slightly.

00:46:22.000 They want you silenced and removed from any platform and being able to speak at all.

00:46:27.000 They want your children removed from you if you don't agree with their evil progressive ideology.

00:46:32.000 So we throw around woke or cancel culture.

00:46:34.000 Let's be really clear.

00:46:35.000 Woke We're talking about ultra-far leftists, people who believe that men and women are a figment of your imagination, that your money is not your own, that your family is not your own, and that your country is not your own.

00:46:45.000 That's what woke means.

00:46:46.000 And when we say cancel culture, people throw it out.

00:46:49.000 What that means is a lose your livelihood culture.

00:46:54.000 Let's be really clear about the severity of it.

00:46:56.000 Cancel culture, what does that mean?

00:46:57.000 Well, you won't be able to work and you'll be eliminated from platforms.

00:46:58.000 Oh, so basically the same reason that wars were fought, when someone would come over and burn my farm?

00:47:03.000 Yeah, those were fighting actions.

00:47:04.000 That's what cancel culture is.

00:47:06.000 Wokeness describes people who hate you.

00:47:07.000 And that personifies Disney to the letter.

00:47:11.000 Now, their stock price, good news, it's down 56%.

00:47:15.000 What?

00:47:15.000 Time to buy!

00:47:17.000 Oh!

00:47:18.000 $198 billion.

00:47:19.000 Dang!

00:47:20.000 So much.

00:47:21.000 Yeah, what they've lost in market cap.

00:47:23.000 Wow!

00:47:23.000 Yeah.

00:47:24.000 And that means 7,000 jobs have been cut as far as layoffs.

00:47:28.000 That's 3.2% of their workforce.

00:47:30.000 Apparently they lost about, this is from Screen Rant, all the references are available, $900 million this summer alone.

00:47:36.000 Whoops.

00:47:39.000 That's a few misses.

00:47:41.000 $900 million is not a mundane detail, Michael!

00:47:45.000 I thought people would like it!

00:47:48.000 But my Disney Plus subscription keeps going through.

00:47:50.000 Does it keep going through?

00:47:51.000 It keeps going through.

00:47:52.000 The stream.

00:47:53.000 I wouldn't do that for you.

00:47:54.000 They have to pair it with... I stole it.

00:47:56.000 That got somebody else's account.

00:47:57.000 Good for you.

00:47:58.000 That's moral theft.

00:47:59.000 I'm an American.

00:48:00.000 You're like Robin Hood.

00:48:05.000 Man, that movie line, whoever's watching right now, that one's a little more obscure.

00:48:10.000 So, here's the thing.

00:48:11.000 People would often say, well, you know, it's a profit motive.

00:48:13.000 If you don't like it, don't shop there.

00:48:14.000 No, no, that's not really true.

00:48:16.000 Especially when you're also talking about industries that are bailed out, by the way, or enjoy all kinds of subsidization or tax benefits from the government, and they get to pick winners and losers.

00:48:26.000 We'll do more on that probably another segment, but of course we've done that on airlines, on health insurance companies, right, on energy companies.

00:48:32.000 The same thing happens with a lot of these companies in the entertainment industry, the people who hate you.

00:48:35.000 It's not just a profit motive, because if it was just a profit motive, and that wouldn't make it okay.

00:48:40.000 To propagate evil.

00:48:42.000 It is an ideological one.

00:48:44.000 Because Disney is still doubling down.

00:48:47.000 Yeah.

00:48:48.000 They're planning to save their brand by more wokeness.

00:48:51.000 Again, woke means they hate you.

00:48:53.000 They're going to do a Snow White remake.

00:48:58.000 With dwarves that aren't dwarves.

00:49:01.000 A completely spineless, feckless prince buys his swimsuits at Target.

00:49:06.000 It's helpful to be able to tuck.

00:49:09.000 And Snow White is Snow Brown.

00:49:11.000 Now I don't have a problem with the fact that she's brown.

00:49:13.000 I'm just saying everything about this has to be changed when it doesn't really need to be changed.

00:49:18.000 All right, okay, fine.

00:49:19.000 Black Mermaid.

00:49:20.000 I mean, who cares?

00:49:20.000 I mean, it's maybe not the most believable mermaid, but... I also like how Disney doesn't have any, like, new ideas.

00:49:28.000 Right.

00:49:28.000 What have we done before that's worked?

00:49:30.000 Let's do that again.

00:49:31.000 Yeah.

00:49:32.000 That could have been a whole new movie.

00:49:33.000 Right.

00:49:34.000 It could have been a whole new world.

00:49:35.000 Different storyline, different people.

00:49:36.000 Yeah.

00:49:36.000 I like that.

00:49:40.000 Don't you dare close your eyes.

00:49:42.000 No, that's because they travel in packs and they attack from behind all the woke homosexuals.

00:49:50.000 Made me think of Jasmine.

00:49:51.000 The prettiest cartoon.

00:49:54.000 Well, also Ariel was quite cute.

00:49:57.000 Jasmine was...

00:49:59.000 You were so dismissive.

00:50:01.000 I didn't dismiss your crush.

00:50:02.000 Ginger's, meh.

00:50:03.000 Ginger's.

00:50:05.000 Bestiality, ew.

00:50:06.000 Smelled like fish.

00:50:07.000 That wasn't her fault.

00:50:09.000 The sins of her... He's doing commercials for Monostat 7.

00:50:16.000 I want to be where the yeasties are.

00:50:28.000 This broad likes it.

00:50:30.000 So, what I say... You started it!

00:50:35.000 You started it!

00:50:36.000 Slow news day, go screw yourself.

00:50:41.000 But this does matter.

00:50:43.000 Look, I've said, I think this matters more than taxes.

00:50:45.000 Why?

00:50:46.000 Because it's something that you can directly affect immediately.

00:50:48.000 You've got to wait until someone gets into office, assuming that we have, you know, continued most fair and secure elections of all time, and hope that they do what it is that you asked them to do as it relates to taxes or as it relates to foreign policy.

00:51:00.000 You can vote with your dollar every single day.

00:51:03.000 Now, when I say that these people, meaning these leftist companies, I've always used the term leftist.

00:51:08.000 I know some people use it now.

00:51:09.000 I don't say liberal.

00:51:10.000 Woke is something that'll come and go, because it'll be re-appropriated just like fake news was then hijacked by the right, so leftists.

00:51:16.000 People like this Rachel Ziegler, who's, she's the lead in this film.

00:51:20.000 When I just said they hate everything about you, and they hate all the things that you love, um, just please take note of the tone.

00:51:30.000 It seems like she's hell-bent on this film just tanking, and she dislikes everything that we all maybe enjoyed about Snow White.

00:51:38.000 Check the tone.

00:51:39.000 I just mean that it's no longer 1937 and we absolutely wrote a Snow White.

00:51:44.000 She's not going to be saved by the prince.

00:51:46.000 She's not going to be saved by the prince and she's not going to be dreaming about true love.

00:51:50.000 She's dreaming about becoming the leader she knows she can be.

00:51:53.000 Serious.

00:51:53.000 I watched it once and then I went on the ride in Disney World which was called Snow White's Scary Adventures.

00:52:00.000 Doesn't sound like something a little kid would like.

00:52:02.000 Was terrified of it.

00:52:04.000 Never revisited Snow White again.

00:52:05.000 Because you're weak.

00:52:06.000 If I miss in there are 18 hours in a dress of an iconic Disney princess, I deserve to

00:52:10.000 be paid for every hour that it is streamed online.

00:52:13.000 The original cartoon came out in 1937, and very evidently so.

00:52:17.000 There is a big focus on her love story with a guy who literally stalks her.

00:52:25.000 Weird.

00:52:26.000 Weird.

00:52:27.000 So we didn't do that this time.

00:52:28.000 That's something that entitled broads... and by the way, to be clear, this is just another white suburban entitled person who has brown skin, just to be clear.

00:52:37.000 Yeah, you know, it's really weird.

00:52:39.000 They do that so they seem like they're sarcastic, or they're bitter, and they know something that you don't.

00:52:44.000 It is what someone does when they don't really know what they're talking about, and they are arrogant, and they think that they know better than you.

00:52:52.000 Hold on a second.

00:52:52.000 Wait.

00:52:53.000 You are being paid millions of dollars.

00:52:56.000 Millions of dollars to wear a dress.

00:52:59.000 I'm sorry that you couldn't walk around the set in Spanx.

00:53:03.000 Look, millions of dollars to be a dwarfless Snow White who no one asked for.

00:53:08.000 Weird?

00:53:08.000 Yeah, you know what's weird?

00:53:10.000 That these peop- Just shut the fuck up!

00:53:14.000 Shut up.

00:53:14.000 I'm sorry.

00:53:15.000 Put on your earmuffs.

00:53:16.000 I'm sorry.

00:53:17.000 Just shut up.

00:53:19.000 Please shut up.

00:53:20.000 Take your millions of dollars and bitch about the film.

00:53:25.000 I don't know why Disney doesn't slap a lawsuit on this person.

00:53:28.000 I'm going to go out and crap on the product.

00:53:31.000 Imagine Halle Berry going out and doing the Pepsi commercials.

00:53:34.000 Yeah, but it kind of sucks.

00:53:36.000 Exactly.

00:53:37.000 How much do you have to think of yourself to think, you know, something that has really become Americana, a story that almost every single person knows about Snow White and the Seven Dwarves that has been around for almost a hundred years, sucked, and we need to do it better this time by remaking it with me, right?

00:53:55.000 Well, that's something a white man would say.

00:53:57.000 It's like the whole story is stalking her.

00:54:00.000 No!

00:54:00.000 It's not stalking!

00:54:02.000 It's a love story, you moron!

00:54:03.000 You know that obnoxious lilt?

00:54:05.000 That obnoxious lilt?

00:54:06.000 Yeah.

00:54:07.000 She complained about the Snow White ride at Disney World, a park that is built based on the fact that that movie was so successful and built that company.

00:54:14.000 I know.

00:54:19.000 I looked at the monitor to make sure it wasn't me this time.

00:54:21.000 Did he do it?

00:54:25.000 It's one of those, it's that, it is, it's that.

00:54:27.000 Let me know if you've run into it, if you've run into it with arrogant, arrogant young women.

00:54:33.000 And I will say this, it is a problem, by the way, okay, so we have this new segment coming out, Black and White and the Gray Issues, where I just go to an area of town that is largely black and I think that we have more common ground than people realize because the media wants us all to be divided.

00:54:42.000 You would be surprised, if you are a Christian conservative, how much more you have in common with the average black American than someone like this, than someone like Ziegler.

00:54:52.000 And the one con... You were there, Toolman.

00:54:54.000 Yep.

00:54:55.000 I don't know.

00:54:55.000 We had five, six conversations.

00:54:58.000 They were all productive.

00:54:59.000 We didn't agree on everything, but they were all productive.

00:55:01.000 Most of us even ended up like hugging.

00:55:02.000 Hey, man.

00:55:02.000 Love you.

00:55:03.000 Love you, brother.

00:55:03.000 Great.

00:55:03.000 Hopefully we'll follow up.

00:55:05.000 The one where, couldn't get a word in edgewise, and by the way this is not a debate, the one

00:55:11.000 where they were entirely, was a young woman.

00:55:15.000 A young woman.

00:55:16.000 While we were leaving.

00:55:17.000 Yes.

00:55:18.000 They're like, oh you got cameras?

00:55:19.000 Yes.

00:55:20.000 Can I be on camera?

00:55:21.000 Sure.

00:55:22.000 I never thought, and then they were saying don't air this.

00:55:24.000 Which maybe we will, maybe we won't because they were so aggressive.

00:55:26.000 I mean, they went through Thomas Jefferson, raped all of his slaves.

00:55:29.000 And if I said, wait, hold on a second.

00:55:31.000 It was white privilege, white fragility.

00:55:34.000 They talked about all of these issues that only racism could only come from a position of power.

00:55:38.000 Apparently the Beanie Baby Corporation is racist because they won't make the Princess and the Frog Beanie Babies.

00:55:43.000 I don't even know.

00:55:44.000 I wasn't familiar with it.

00:55:46.000 I mean, I went long on Beanie Babies.

00:55:47.000 I lost my shirt, so I have my own issues with them, but racism is not chief amongst them.

00:55:52.000 And at the end of it, the mom goes, that's the future right there.

00:55:56.000 That's the future right there.

00:55:58.000 Isn't it?

00:55:58.000 Doesn't it look good?

00:55:59.000 And I said, You know what?

00:56:00.000 what? I think there's potential there. She goes, there's a lot more than potential.

00:56:04.000 You know what? I will never tell my children and you should never tell your children that

00:56:08.000 they're perfect. That they're perfect. If you have a son, he shouldn't feel like crap

00:56:13.000 because he was born a male. And if you have a daughter, she shouldn't think that she's

00:56:17.000 blameless because she was born a woman. You need to tell your kids that they are all fearfully

00:56:21.000 and wonderfully created in the image of God. The rest of the respect in their life is earned

00:56:25.000 through their actions, boy or girl. But we don't say that.

00:56:28.000 You know what? No young man has ever heard, unless he's gay, is, you're perfect.

00:56:33.000 You have no room for improvement.

00:56:38.000 Do you think anyone on that set, where she goes, I should be paid extra to have to wear this custom designed dress, do you think anyone's going, man, you're kind of an ungrateful brat?

00:56:46.000 The guy carrying the heavy camera, the guy with the boom mic all day long who's getting paid scale or whatever.

00:56:51.000 And the guy having to listen to you mope around.

00:56:54.000 Oh, I know.

00:56:54.000 He's like, tell me more.

00:56:55.000 But look at the bubble that they live in.

00:56:57.000 The Gal Gadot pops in and they're like, ha ha ha, we're not doing that again.

00:57:00.000 And everybody's like, yeah.

00:57:01.000 And the cameraman's like, yeah, tell us more.

00:57:02.000 And we're all like...

00:57:04.000 What?

00:57:04.000 Yeah.

00:57:05.000 You're an idiot!

00:57:05.000 That's the entire story!

00:57:06.000 Why would you come out and say the story sucks, but go watch the movie?

00:57:09.000 Yeah.

00:57:10.000 And by the way, the whole- in case you wonder, Snow White, I'm trying- sometimes I get that and Cinderella confused.

00:57:15.000 It's a prince, right?

00:57:16.000 There's a prince.

00:57:16.000 Yeah, there's a- the prince is the one Snow White?

00:57:18.000 Alright, which one's Sleeping Beauty?

00:57:19.000 Is it a prince and Snow White?

00:57:20.000 I want to make sure that I'm clear.

00:57:21.000 If the boy is- if the guy is a prince.

00:57:23.000 They're usually princes.

00:57:24.000 Yeah.

00:57:25.000 Okay.

00:57:26.000 So, here's the thing.

00:57:26.000 He's not stalking her.

00:57:29.000 And this is why they try and change it.

00:57:30.000 This is the problem with feminism.

00:57:31.000 Okay?

00:57:32.000 If I'm not mistaken, and he's a prince, if someone out there can confirm, because they kind of bleed together.

00:57:37.000 I know there's a witch and an apple and a mirror and I don't know which one's in which, but... Oh yeah, Snow White, she ate the apple and basically died.

00:57:44.000 Yeah.

00:57:45.000 Yeah.

00:57:45.000 So Snow White is the prince, right?

00:57:46.000 Yeah, Snow White is the prince.

00:57:48.000 I know Sleeping Beauty, the prince... Okay, here's the point.

00:57:50.000 He's not stalking you.

00:57:51.000 That's Sleeping Beauty.

00:57:52.000 No, that's the fingerprint.

00:57:54.000 But!

00:57:54.000 Sleeping Beauty.

00:57:55.000 Well, again, let it never be said that they've been original ever.

00:57:58.000 Now!

00:58:00.000 Ever since that antisemitic mouse was whistling on a steamboat.

00:58:06.000 But!

00:58:07.000 My point is... He's a prince!

00:58:11.000 He doesn't need to stalk you!

00:58:13.000 He's a prince!

00:58:15.000 Okay?

00:58:16.000 He's pr- That's how you know he's pr- It means that he wants to be with you!

00:58:20.000 He's a prince!

00:58:21.000 You think he needs to go wake up some bitch from a slumber that was induced by a witch?

00:58:25.000 He has easier paths to victory!

00:58:27.000 That's his love for you!

00:58:29.000 He's willing to overcome it!

00:58:31.000 That was seen as something, by the way, that was chivalrous back in the day.

00:58:34.000 Not the false white knighting of retweeting a feminist in the hopes that you get laid being a power bottom.

00:58:40.000 This is... it's a prince!

00:58:44.000 You want a prince?

00:58:45.000 And now they're even saying, I can't believe he was stalking her.

00:58:48.000 This is the perverse... and this is why a huge portion of young men don't want to get married, and there are women then, when they reach their 30s, wrong side of 40s, saying there aren't men worth marrying.

00:58:56.000 He was stalking her.

00:58:59.000 Pursuing her.

00:58:59.000 He pursued her and saved her life!

00:59:02.000 Yes.

00:59:02.000 It's not 1937 anymore.

00:59:04.000 Well, that movie wasn't about 1937 either.

00:59:06.000 No, it wasn't.

00:59:07.000 It was about a time when any woman would just be really happy to not die at the age of 24 and be with a man that has a little bit of money in the house.

00:59:15.000 Yes, and loved her.

00:59:16.000 Yeah.

00:59:16.000 And who loved her.

00:59:17.000 And rescued her from the seven weirdos.

00:59:19.000 I mean, even look at Cinderella.

00:59:20.000 You can look at Cinderella and go, oh yeah, Cinderella is about, well, the prince, why is she, why does she need to chase him?

00:59:25.000 No, no, hold on, think about this.

00:59:26.000 This man had options.

00:59:28.000 Cinderella is a good example.

00:59:29.000 He had options, and instead, he wanted the woman who wasn't wealthy.

00:59:34.000 He wanted the woman whose heart he viewed as most pure.

00:59:37.000 That's a good thing.

00:59:39.000 And you can go and screw yourself if you want to erode at that fabric that has been the basis of society.

00:59:46.000 That is a good lesson to learn.

00:59:48.000 Sure, there are traditional roles in Cinderella.

00:59:52.000 Maybe he had a foot fetish.

00:59:53.000 We don't know.

00:59:54.000 The shoe thing, it's a little bit weird.

00:59:55.000 It is a little weird.

00:59:56.000 But he said, no, no, no, hold on a second, all these women who they're telling me that I should be with, they're wealthy, they're shallow, they're, you know, they're all, these are all shallow gold-digging whores here.

01:00:05.000 I want to find the woman who doesn't care about my title.

01:00:10.000 The woman who I think might love me for me, and I love her for her.

01:00:16.000 It's an allegory.

01:00:18.000 It's not an, I can't believe that Snow White, what, she's supposed to chase him, and what, what, is he supposed to put on his shoes?

01:00:22.000 Shut up!

01:00:26.000 No, Disney, please keep doing this and losing money.

01:00:28.000 Where were you left?

01:00:29.000 Was there something in there?

01:00:31.000 The way you said it, it just sounded like that song.

01:00:33.000 Oh, she likes me for me?

01:00:35.000 Yeah, yeah, the Leonardo.

01:00:37.000 Yeah, that guy.

01:00:39.000 I hate you for bringing that up.

01:00:41.000 not nineteen thirty seven.

01:00:43.000 Well, in some ways, maybe it should be.

01:00:45.000 Yeah.

01:00:45.000 She's like, I'm not going to be, I can't remember the rest of her quote, but it's something like, I'm not going to go that route that they did in 1937 where I need somebody to save me.

01:00:52.000 I'm focused on being the leader I know I can be.

01:00:55.000 I'm like, of what?

01:00:56.000 Seven little people?

01:00:57.000 Oh, that's right.

01:00:57.000 That's right.

01:00:58.000 Oh, you're the writer!

01:00:59.000 Rachel Ziegler.

01:01:00.000 I'm not going to do what... Oh, you're the writer and producer?

01:01:03.000 Collect your checks, say your lines, and shut up!

01:01:06.000 Okay?

01:01:06.000 When people say, shut up and act as if you shouldn't be... Yeah, yeah, yes.

01:01:10.000 Yes.

01:01:10.000 In this instance, yes.

01:01:11.000 Especially when you're young.

01:01:12.000 Every 17-year-old, 16-year-old, 18-year-old thinks they know everything.

01:01:16.000 We used to tell them, you don't know a whole lot.

01:01:19.000 Now we say, oh yeah, you know everything because you're a brave... Insert whatever oppressed class here.

01:01:24.000 Shut.

01:01:25.000 Up.

01:01:26.000 And you know what's even worse than what this person is saying now when they're young?

01:01:29.000 Is that they live in a bubble where they won't even be embarrassed by it once they're older and they should be smarter.

01:01:35.000 It's like they freeze in time as permanent retards!

01:01:40.000 Well, most retards are.

01:01:42.000 Stop it.

01:01:42.000 I'm sorry.

01:01:43.000 Stop it.

01:01:43.000 It's true.

01:01:45.000 They're not frozen in time.

01:01:46.000 Get rid of it.

01:01:47.000 Some of them age at an accelerated rate depending on the condition.

01:01:50.000 We're sorry.

01:01:52.000 And as for the dwarves... I wasn't making a joke, I was just... No, it's true.

01:01:57.000 He's true.

01:01:58.000 He's telling the truth.

01:01:59.000 True facts.

01:02:00.000 Now the dwarves not being dwarves, you can thank Peter Dinklage for that one, who decided to pull up the half-ladder behind him.

01:02:11.000 Well, you know, it's really progressive to cast a... literally no offense to anything, but I was a little taken back by the... they're very proud to cast a Latino actress as Snow White.

01:02:28.000 Yeah.

01:02:29.000 But you're still telling the story of Snow White.

01:02:31.000 Still Snow White, yeah.

01:02:32.000 Seven Dwarfs.

01:02:32.000 Sure.

01:02:34.000 Take a step back and look at what you're doing there.

01:02:37.000 That makes no sense to me.

01:02:39.000 You're progressive in one way, but you're still making that f***ing backward story of seven dwarves living in a cave.

01:02:49.000 What the f*** are you doing, man?

01:02:52.000 No, it should have been Snow White and the seven full-grown rapists.

01:02:56.000 They didn't live in a cave, either.

01:02:57.000 They worked in a cave.

01:02:58.000 That's true.

01:02:58.000 Yes.

01:02:59.000 They lived in a house.

01:03:01.000 Right.

01:03:02.000 It was also a fictional cartoon.

01:03:05.000 Yeah, and by the way, you're the ones who want to be called dwarves, not midgets.

01:03:08.000 Yeah.

01:03:08.000 That's not our fault.

01:03:09.000 I always thought it was way more offensive.

01:03:10.000 Dwarfism.

01:03:10.000 Right?

01:03:11.000 Yes.

01:03:11.000 Dwarfism.

01:03:12.000 We're dwarves.

01:03:13.000 We're little people.

01:03:14.000 Would you prefer a role in Wolf of Wall Street where you get thrown through the air?

01:03:19.000 You got your choice, you angry little elf.

01:03:21.000 Yeah, I would like to see that.

01:03:24.000 No, usually it's messed up that he- Yeah, it's messed up that he's saying all this stuff after making a whole career being cast because he's a little person.

01:03:30.000 Yeah.

01:03:31.000 He's not getting cast in Game of Thrones as just coincidentally being a dwarf.

01:03:36.000 They were like, we need a little guy for this show.

01:03:36.000 Right.

01:03:38.000 Right.

01:03:38.000 Yeah, it's- Or cast as an angry elf in the film Elf.

01:03:42.000 And now you want to- yeah.

01:03:43.000 Yeah.

01:03:43.000 And now you want to take- that's even- that's so much work!

01:03:46.000 I forgot about that!

01:03:46.000 I know!

01:03:47.000 Right!

01:03:48.000 And now he wants to take work from other little people because it hurt his feelings.

01:03:51.000 He thinks that the story is somehow this backwards story.

01:03:54.000 I'm like, oh my god, it's fiction.

01:03:56.000 These people are so out of it.

01:03:59.000 Snow White can't be white and the dwarves can't be dwarves.

01:04:03.000 Okay, this seems inco—but it's about changing everything.

01:04:06.000 It's about permeating everything and trying to—it's these little, little sort of tectonic shifts of the ground beneath you that they're trying to adjust all the time.

01:04:17.000 And then, you all of a sudden go, wait, wait, hold on a second.

01:04:22.000 They're selling swimsuits that hide my son's dick at Target.

01:04:27.000 How'd you get there?

01:04:28.000 When it's concerted effort from people who hate everything you stand for!

01:04:28.000 How'd you get there?

01:04:34.000 I'll tell you exactly, Snow White was white because this was largely, by the way, you know where they don't do a bunch of white folktales?

01:04:40.000 In countries that aren't all white.

01:04:42.000 I don't know if you know this, like in China, they're not always concerned with diversity in their Chinese film, or if you go somewhere, I don't know what kind of film industry they have in Uganda, I have no idea.

01:04:51.000 But my point is, we're the only ones concerned with it.

01:04:53.000 Not everything has to be changed, but that is seen through the lens.

01:04:56.000 The reason things have to be changed, when you say, there's no...

01:04:59.000 There's no perceptible reason for this change.

01:05:02.000 Ah, then why do they think it needs to?

01:05:04.000 Why do they think that Snow White cannot be white?

01:05:07.000 Why do they think that Little Mermaid cannot be white?

01:05:10.000 Why do they think that these children's characters have to be gay and share an on-screen gay kiss?

01:05:16.000 Why do they think that cuties with children twerking should be thrust into your feet?

01:05:21.000 Why do they think That dwarves should be full-grown, non-binary men.

01:05:26.000 If you look at me and say, there's no reason to change that, ask yourself why they are.

01:05:30.000 And you always come back to the same answer.

01:05:33.000 And I am speaking in absolutes here as it relates to Hollywood.

01:05:35.000 When you start with the question, why are they changing something that doesn't need to be changed?

01:05:40.000 It's because they hate you.

01:05:41.000 It's because they hate everything you are about.

01:05:43.000 It's the same reason that that Aussie Broad was bitching about seeing the American flag.

01:05:49.000 It's like garlic to a vampire.

01:05:51.000 It's the last standing republic that's supposed to have free speech, and by the way, primarily, entirely founded on Judeo-Christian values that these people hate.

01:06:00.000 You know what else is a portion of the Judeo-Christian prescription for relationships?

01:06:05.000 Courtship.

01:06:07.000 Courtship!

01:06:08.000 And I know what you'll say.

01:06:09.000 Oh, this is back when women were property.

01:06:10.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:06:12.000 You're wrong.

01:06:12.000 We'll do another segment on that.

01:06:13.000 Shut up.

01:06:14.000 That's not what the biblical view of relationships and marriage is.

01:06:17.000 Nope.

01:06:18.000 Incorrect.

01:06:18.000 Women were not... Christ was basically the first feminist.

01:06:21.000 Shut up.

01:06:23.000 That's something that they also want to remove, the idea of courtship, the idea of a man courting and pursuing a woman.

01:06:30.000 Women out there, is that the kind of world you want to live in?

01:06:32.000 Because you're going to have an entire generation of women who have duped other women into thinking that they don't want a man to pursue them, and that generation of men will be terrified, terrified to pursue them, lest they be falsely accused of rape or being a stalker.

01:06:49.000 Hey, that's better for the United States of America.

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01:07:05.000 Alex Jones' show launches this Friday.

01:07:07.000 This Friday.

01:07:08.000 He's so excited.

01:07:09.000 He texted me at 11 o'clock last night.

01:07:11.000 He gets a second wind at night.

01:07:14.000 It was a Pepe Le Pew cartoon.

01:07:17.000 Why did he send that?

01:07:18.000 I think we referenced it at one point.

01:07:20.000 I don't think so.

01:07:20.000 I think he just wanted to... No, we did.

01:07:23.000 You mentioned like going under a ladder and the paint on him and something.

01:07:26.000 I don't remember what it was about.

01:07:27.000 But then he decided to send it 48 hours later.

01:07:30.000 Hey, remember this joke from two days ago?

01:07:31.000 Yeah.

01:07:32.000 Yeah.

01:07:33.000 So funny.

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01:07:34.000 I can't wait.

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01:07:38.000 Richmond, Virginia, at the Funny Bone with J.P.

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