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00:00:24.000 Focus, J-Confidence, and good luck Now for a trip inside Trump World's Hall of Mirrors 0.99

00:00:33.000 Hey Stephen, heads up, we're going to need you in 15 for the trio PTA.

00:00:36.000 Okay, thanks Quarter Black.

00:00:37.000 Oh yeah, and I put some extra mushrooms on that Swiss there for you. 1.00

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00:00:43.000 What'd you say you got these mushrooms again? 0.99

00:00:46.000 From a fan.

00:00:47.000 But this, now, the Trump presidency, this is what a crisis of leadership looks and feels like.

00:00:53.000 A quarter block?

00:00:54.000 Yep.

00:00:55.000 Every week another scandal.

00:00:55.000 What'd you say you got these mushrooms again?

00:00:57.000 From a fan.

00:00:58.000 A mug clobber from Colorado.

00:01:00.000 Rudy Giuliani, you see him there on Annenberg.

00:01:02.000 This week, I have some of the headlines from the Twitter, some of the headlines,

00:01:06.000 and also the election credibility crisis.

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00:01:23.000 ♪ Then I hit rock bottom and I see you again, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

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00:01:44.000 Come on, tell me the answer Well, I may be alive, but I ain't no reporter 0.99

00:01:51.000 Have to step up He's been behaving this way

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00:02:15.000 Waiting for the axe to come Corporations, sub-shirt faggots, bloody lackey men 1.00

00:02:25.000 I've been a Nazi boy, I got my saucers rolled I am the Eggman 1.00

00:02:33.000 I look like an Eggman I am a wild ass cuckoo cajoo 0.98

00:02:39.000 Sitting in an English garden, waiting for a school you 0.89

00:02:56.000 If the scoop don't come, I'll fabricate one and make it up and claim it's news.

00:03:01.000 I am an Eggman.

00:03:03.000 How do you do, Brian?

00:03:05.000 My head is an Eggman.

00:03:07.000 Mansfield claims history.

00:03:10.000 I am a Walrus.

00:03:11.000 C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c Steven.

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00:03:37.000 Have the Stout Talk! Have the Stout Talk! Have the Stout Talk! Have the Stout Talk!

00:03:47.000 Have the Stout Talk! Have the Stout Talk!

00:03:54.000 Steven! Yeah?

00:03:57.000 You ready?

00:03:58.000 Yeah, I was just... And you were, um... No, yeah, I'm good.

00:04:02.000 Are you feeling alright?

00:04:03.000 No, yeah, I'm good. Are you feeling alright? Oh my god!

00:04:11.000 Oh my god!

00:04:13.000 That's a parody by SNL? That's the president's former...

00:04:15.000 Brickstuff! DuckTales!

00:04:19.000 I'm the stand-in! 0.98

00:04:21.000 You're a strange animal, that's what I know You're a strange animal, I'm your devourer 0.99

00:04:46.000 I'm your disobedient despot That's a confused sip. 0.99

00:04:58.000 Uh...

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00:05:00.000 Recoveries.

00:05:01.000 I do not remember where the kernel for the idea of that intro was.

00:05:08.000 But you know what?

00:05:08.000 This is real, man.

00:05:10.000 This is real.

00:05:10.000 You're not gonna see that on Ben Shapiro.

00:05:13.000 This isn't No Family Matters.

00:05:17.000 So we have a lot we're going to be talking about.

00:05:21.000 Are you sure he didn't eat one of those burgers?

00:05:22.000 My point is this is real life, kids!

00:05:24.000 Is it? 0.72

00:05:24.000 Yeah, we've got gay Santas, and we've got new CEOs of Twitter. 0.72

00:05:29.000 We have some information on the new CEO of Twitter. 0.58

00:05:32.000 I don't know how we managed to do worse than Jack Dorsey, but... Batting 100.

00:05:39.000 Wow.

00:05:41.000 So we'll be talking about that and some disturbing thousand I don't know sports.

00:05:45.000 I don't know.

00:05:46.000 I don't know what is a good score for a touchdown.

00:05:50.000 Actually, we're doing poorly, so let's go with what you said.

00:05:54.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:05:55.000 We're betting 100.

00:05:59.000 And we're also going to be talking today, look, we hear this a lot.

00:06:03.000 First, let me warn you guys.

00:06:05.000 This is going to be a very nationalist show today.

00:06:08.000 So if you consider national pride white supremacy, this isn't for you.

00:06:11.000 You should tune in somewhere else.

00:06:13.000 I want to be very clear because it matters when we're talking about people heading up

00:06:16.000 American companies like Twitter, who are not from the United States, who don't share the

00:06:20.000 values and say that they don't respect the First Amendment, that it is of no value to

00:06:24.000 This is an actual quote.

00:06:26.000 We will get to that later.

00:06:27.000 The new CEO of Twitter.

00:06:28.000 I'm avoiding saying his name because I forgot it.

00:06:31.000 Pravda something.

00:06:32.000 And we've heard a lot about how the right and the left are extreme and right-wing extremists.

00:06:37.000 Well, you know what?

00:06:37.000 I want to today.

00:06:39.000 Go through the mainstream left's platform, the DNC, and the most radical right pieces of legislation, and then you guys let me know what you think is considered more extreme.

00:06:51.000 So you can comment below and let me know what you think is going to happen.

00:06:55.000 I'm foreshadowing at this point, but before we get to that and Gay Santa and Elliot Page. 0.90

00:07:00.000 Oh, Elliot.

00:07:01.000 Elliot.

00:07:01.000 There's no way that I will not get pronouns wrong accidentally.

00:07:04.000 No way.

00:07:04.000 I just let you know.

00:07:06.000 It's almost impossible with her.

00:07:11.000 I didn't even mean to do that.

00:07:13.000 I forget that I... I'm gonna just not talk.

00:07:15.000 I'm still getting used to this.

00:07:17.000 Beautiful.

00:07:18.000 I am well, sir.

00:07:18.000 They look like albino raisinets.

00:07:21.000 I'm still getting used to it.

00:07:22.000 Beautiful and brave albino raisinets.

00:07:23.000 Beautiful.

00:07:24.000 Before we get to that, Gerald A. You can follow him at G Morgan Jr.

00:07:27.000 How are you, sir?

00:07:28.000 I am well, sir.

00:07:29.000 How are you?

00:07:30.000 Hey, by the way, it was great to see half-Asian lawyer Bill in there.

00:07:33.000 He's off camera now because he's working on Sony Lawsuit Force.

00:07:36.000 He's around.

00:07:37.000 I talk to him every week, just about.

00:07:38.000 He can't be on air because Bill becomes a loose cannon and he'll say something incredibly funny, but then he'll just go, I present to you Exhibit B, and it's him in a walrus costume doing an Asian rosé chef.

00:07:50.000 Not good.

00:07:52.000 He's in some sketches and stuff coming up.

00:07:54.000 Quarter Black Garrett, how are you? 0.93

00:07:55.000 Morgan, what's going on?

00:07:56.000 Yeah, you decided to go with the least convincing hairdo.

00:07:59.000 Going the other way.

00:08:00.000 Oh wow.

00:08:00.000 You possibly could.

00:08:01.000 Going the other way.

00:08:01.000 I'm trying to hide the fact.

00:08:02.000 This is like Seattle grunge.

00:08:04.000 I feel like you're about to call mom and ask her how wolfy he is.

00:08:08.000 And he's performing at the Comedy Cove in Springfield, New Jersey and December 10th, Romeo, Michigan at the showroom at Younger's.

00:08:17.000 Dave Lando.

00:08:18.000 Ahoy! 0.99

00:08:18.000 How are you, sir? 0.99

00:08:19.000 I'm doing fine.

00:08:20.000 Yourself?

00:08:21.000 Good.

00:08:21.000 Well, you know what?

00:08:23.000 It's about to get a lot worse.

00:08:24.000 Oh, well, I'm excited about it. 0.97

00:08:25.000 You have to look at Elliot Page and blatantly homosexual Santa. 0.99

00:08:28.000 Yes, he. 0.98

00:08:30.000 The Santa.

00:08:32.000 No, both he's.

00:08:33.000 You're right on both counts.

00:08:35.000 Both are he's. 1.00

00:08:36.000 Wait, penis or no penis? 1.00

00:08:37.000 I don't, but Elliot Page is a lesbian. 1.00

00:08:40.000 No, Elliot Page was a lesbian and now Elliot Page is a straight male.

00:08:45.000 It's just a dude?

00:08:45.000 It's a straight 5'1", 84 pound male.

00:08:49.000 And a poonhound.

00:08:50.000 Yes.

00:08:51.000 Can't get enough of it apparently.

00:08:53.000 Except your own.

00:08:54.000 His own.

00:08:55.000 What if that's what it was? 0.99

00:08:56.000 It was just that there's something in your genetic code when you're a lesbian and too much pooh nanny just turns you into like a trans werewolf. 1.00

00:09:06.000 You wake up in a vagina hat. 1.00

00:09:08.000 Right. 0.99

00:09:09.000 Not a joke!

00:09:09.000 And then you're in charge of our economic policy.

00:09:11.000 So, hey, really quickly, because I have no idea if we're still on YouTube, the best way to tune in, live, Monday through Thursday at 10 a.m.

00:09:18.000 Eastern.

00:09:18.000 You can watch it here on YouTube.

00:09:19.000 If we're not on YouTube, we will let you know if we are not streaming.

00:09:22.000 That's why you need to follow us on all social media, but we are available on Rumble and, of course, Mug Club, where today we'll be doing an extra 45 minutes to an hour.

00:09:29.000 So, Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.

00:09:31.000 Eastern, regardless of what Susan Wojcicki says, I just want to be clear.

00:09:36.000 All right.

00:09:37.000 Handsome woman.

00:09:38.000 Yes.

00:09:41.000 It is May!

00:09:41.000 There's so much trouble today.

00:09:43.000 This is apt.

00:09:44.000 And just wait till I get to the nationalism.

00:09:46.000 Well.

00:09:46.000 Hey, take a guess.

00:09:47.000 What country do you think I believe is the best country in the world?

00:09:50.000 Denmark.

00:09:50.000 Sweden.

00:09:51.000 Well, more important than which country is good is that India sucks. 1.00

00:09:54.000 So. 0.99

00:09:56.000 Sorry. 0.99

00:09:56.000 I mean, when I say India sucks, I mean inferior. 0.99

00:09:59.000 I mean, fewer people want to immigrate to India because it sucks. 0.99

00:10:04.000 There's some fantastic, wonderful people, but, uh, you know. 0.86

00:10:07.000 Yeah.

00:10:07.000 Fun poop games?

00:10:08.000 Some.

00:10:09.000 I'm sure the same ratio of decent people as in any country.

00:10:11.000 Well, like any country on the planet.

00:10:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:10:13.000 But for some reason, the overwhelming output of the country is suck. 0.54

00:10:19.000 A lot of great ones come here. 0.83

00:10:20.000 Yes.

00:10:20.000 Yes, they do.

00:10:21.000 I like how there's a bathroom literally everywhere.

00:10:23.000 It's true.

00:10:24.000 It's true.

00:10:24.000 There's no searching.

00:10:25.000 Very convenient.

00:10:25.000 Very convenient, yes.

00:10:27.000 No holding it in.

00:10:27.000 They must have very healthy bladders.

00:10:29.000 Yes.

00:10:29.000 Here they are doctors, and there they are... We get it.

00:10:32.000 Turn it to a man.

00:10:34.000 He's a child.

00:10:36.000 He's our kind of child. 0.71

00:10:37.000 That's his only job, his fart button. 0.78

00:10:39.000 Yes.

00:10:41.000 And Joe Biden, but I repeat myself.

00:10:43.000 Same difference.

00:10:43.000 He is the Babe Ruth of the fart button.

00:10:45.000 Matter of fact, sometimes before he pushes it, he goes... And some kid with cancer in the hospital is like, that's not what I wanted.

00:10:53.000 So, Norway's Postal Service, Posten.

00:10:57.000 I don't know.

00:10:59.000 They made an ad called When Harry Met Santa.

00:11:02.000 And I know what you're thinking.

00:11:04.000 Like, well, that's...

00:11:06.000 It's exactly what you're thinking.

00:11:08.000 It's about celebrating gayness with a Santa who appears like he might be one of the visions from Thinner. 0.91

00:11:17.000 Oh, good.

00:11:18.000 So let's watch this right now, in case you haven't seen this.

00:11:21.000 Merry Christmas.

00:11:22.000 We can't just... hold on, before we go to this...

00:11:27.000 People always say, like, well, what's your solution?

00:11:29.000 Well, what's your response?

00:11:30.000 How about we just don't have blatantly homosexual Santa? 0.95

00:11:34.000 That's all. 0.73

00:11:34.000 I'm not suggesting anything else. 0.73

00:11:36.000 I'm just saying we don't need it.

00:11:38.000 He doesn't have to have two beards, you know, Mrs. Claus at home.

00:11:44.000 I don't want heterosexual. 0.91

00:11:45.000 I don't want to think of Santa and sex in the same sentence.

00:11:47.000 Right. 0.99

00:11:48.000 Unless he's banging Mommy.

00:11:49.000 Or Mommy kissing Santa Claus. 0.96

00:11:51.000 Either that's a great role-playing song or a wonderful little medley about adultery.

00:11:56.000 Have you seen his body?

00:11:59.000 I mean, the way he eats. 0.90

00:12:00.000 That man hasn't had a good erection since the 50s. 0.90

00:12:03.000 Probably true. 0.91

00:12:04.000 Drinking all that oak.

00:12:05.000 Yeah.

00:12:06.000 That's why, well, that's why he's Cialis.

00:12:08.000 But Mrs. Claus' name is Alice.

00:12:09.000 He goes, Cialis!

00:12:11.000 Oh boy.

00:12:12.000 It's almost, it's almost there.

00:12:15.000 I can't see it.

00:12:15.000 Can you?

00:12:16.000 I taped it to a Popsicle stick.

00:12:18.000 Really?

00:12:19.000 You can shrink your... She just comes... Imagine being Santa Claus coming.

00:12:22.000 I'm like, you can go around the whole country in one night.

00:12:25.000 You can squeeze your body through a keyhole, but you can't... 0.99

00:12:29.000 Your sleigh tracks went right to that gay movie theater. 1.00

00:12:32.000 Yes! 0.98

00:12:34.000 Like, we didn't know what was going on in Brokeback Tundra.

00:12:37.000 Please!

00:12:39.000 Rudolph told me everything.

00:12:40.000 I wish you knew how to quit lying!

00:12:43.000 Um... Yeah, yes, yeah, right.

00:12:45.000 And leave a- Oh yeah, kids! 0.81

00:12:47.000 Leave a carrot out for Rudolph! 1.00

00:12:49.000 Yeah.

00:12:53.000 So this is, I'm just avoiding this because this is aimed at everybody, including children in Norway.

00:12:58.000 I would rather they be watching Let the Right One In.

00:13:01.000 That was a much better film.

00:13:02.000 Was it Norwegian or Swedish?

00:13:04.000 I don't care. 1.00

00:13:04.000 Let's go to the gay... I like the American version. 1.00

00:13:06.000 It was less pedo-y.

00:13:07.000 That's true.

00:13:08.000 Anyway, we can move on.

00:13:10.000 Or as they call it in Norway, Nermal.

00:13:12.000 Nermal, Nermal.

00:13:14.000 Nermal attraction.

00:13:18.000 Nermally wants an olden maiden. 1.00

00:13:23.000 26 over the hillin'!

00:13:26.000 More delay.

00:13:27.000 Here we go.

00:13:30.000 Let's watch Gay Santa for the Norwegian Postal Service. 1.00

00:13:33.000 This is where we are. 0.90

00:13:34.000 Heck yeah.

00:13:35.000 It starts off nice.

00:13:36.000 I have many packages to deliver.

00:13:37.000 I'll be back next year.

00:13:38.000 I've never lived in a house like this.

00:13:49.000 I can't hear the sleigh bells anymore!

00:13:55.000 Did Darren Aronofsky direct this?

00:13:56.000 Yes!

00:13:57.000 Did Santa die of AIDS?

00:13:59.000 And the boy.

00:14:01.000 Very dramatic.

00:14:05.000 I can't hear the sleigh bells anymore.

00:14:09.000 Did Darren Aronofsky direct this?

00:14:12.000 Did Santa die of AIDS?

00:14:14.000 When do the rock people come in?

00:14:16.000 Is that a shrunken head Christmas ornament?

00:14:20.000 Yep.

00:14:21.000 And Norwegian Billy Bob Thornton is... Yes.

00:14:26.000 Ew, a woman! 1.00

00:14:27.000 Oh, get away! 1.00

00:14:29.000 Gross! 0.98

00:14:31.000 He opens the door with his pants down. 0.97

00:14:32.000 Oh, sorry, I thought you were a boy.

00:14:33.000 I got some assistance this year, so I can be with you.

00:14:39.000 Um... 0.97

00:14:40.000 GAYYYYYY! 1.00

00:14:43.000 Is it just me or is Santa getting very thin? 0.97

00:14:45.000 Yeah.

00:14:46.000 Like North Poledelphia.

00:14:49.000 I hope in one of those boxes is a test.

00:14:52.000 No, no, no, no, no!

00:14:53.000 I hope he comes down my chimney with PrevPill.

00:14:58.000 Turns out he's just a homeless man sneaking into his house every year.

00:15:01.000 I'm not Santa.

00:15:02.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:15:11.000 Wait a minute.

00:15:12.000 I'm about to shake him like a bowl full of jelly. 0.96

00:15:15.000 Your beard tastes like another man. 0.99

00:15:19.000 Do you do this at every house?

00:15:21.000 Yes, I do.

00:15:21.000 I am Father Christmas.

00:15:24.000 I didn't know Santa delivered the porta-potties.

00:15:26.000 I was wondering why that beard looks so crunchy.

00:15:30.000 Hey, want to see that court case?

00:15:32.000 I have here all these dildos for Santa Claus!

00:15:36.000 It's called When Harry Met Santa.

00:15:38.000 I'll have what he's having.

00:15:40.000 Good news everybody! 0.99

00:15:41.000 Santa Claus is gay! 1.00

00:15:45.000 Santa's been to too many truck stops. 1.00

00:15:47.000 You should see what that guy does to the Easter Bunny when he comes to his house.

00:15:49.000 How many houses did you not visit when you were giving that guy a bath?

00:15:56.000 Hey, come on over here and sit on Harvey Milk and Cookies lap. 1.00

00:16:01.000 Oh, what?

00:16:03.000 Why are you ordering presents from somebody else?

00:16:05.000 You're Bang Santa. 0.91

00:16:06.000 You don't have an in?

00:16:07.000 Exactly!

00:16:08.000 You have the inside lane!

00:16:10.000 Yeah, he knows what you want.

00:16:11.000 He's got a harem of elves. 0.99

00:16:13.000 Why does Christmas have to be gay? 1.00

00:16:15.000 I don't understand why.

00:16:16.000 It's like it's the birth of Christ, okay?

00:16:18.000 Manger, okay?

00:16:18.000 Santa Claus, a saint.

00:16:20.000 Right?

00:16:20.000 Saint.

00:16:21.000 We understand this.

00:16:21.000 He's a Saint.

00:16:22.000 Saint Nicholas.

00:16:23.000 There's a story.

00:16:23.000 He gave up all of his belongings.

00:16:25.000 And of course, Saint Nicholas probably looked more Turkish, if you understand.

00:16:27.000 But then, you know, we turned him into a Dutch white guy. 0.98

00:16:29.000 But now he's got to be... Everything has to be gay! 1.00

00:16:32.000 Every single thing. 0.98

00:16:32.000 I'll be honest, he looked more Turkish there. 0.98

00:16:34.000 He did, he just looked like a homeless man. 0.98

00:16:40.000 He did, he just looked like a bum that walked in and was like, kiss me. 1.00

00:16:43.000 He's like Santa?

00:16:44.000 Just grab his sleigh bells, tickle them, rim rim rim Oh! 0.96

00:16:47.000 Oh, yeah.

00:16:47.000 Hehehehe Jingle balls, jingle bells

00:16:50.000 Hehehehe Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus

00:16:54.000 Oh no!

00:16:55.000 Run! 0.68

00:16:55.000 Santa baby. 0.68

00:16:56.000 Give him the aim.

00:16:58.000 Santa gaby.

00:17:00.000 Come down my chimney tonight.

00:17:03.000 I saw daddy blowing Santa Claus.

00:17:06.000 While mama cried upstairs. 0.93

00:17:10.000 Oh, horny night. 0.99

00:17:12.000 Santa has a boner. 0.99

00:17:16.000 Santa's not roasting. 0.99

00:17:19.000 Fall on your knees.

00:17:22.000 I can't listen to Christmas music anymore.

00:17:26.000 Santa's nuts roasting on an open fire. 1.00

00:17:29.000 On the third day of Christmas Santa gave to me a penis. 1.00

00:17:42.000 I just wanted to pause for as long as I could. 0.99

00:17:46.000 We don't want to catch AIDS!

00:17:50.000 Come on! 0.61

00:17:51.000 Come on! 0.61

00:17:51.000 Frosty the blowman was used and torn and brown. 0.61

00:17:55.000 On the second day of Christmas Santa gave to me HIV. 0.99

00:18:01.000 Five Chinese cock rings. 1.00

00:18:06.000 That's when they just put the magic hat on for us, like, hey kids, happy, and I'm being screwed. 1.00

00:18:12.000 What? 0.92

00:18:12.000 Oh no. 0.92

00:18:13.000 I thought that was a corncob pipe.

00:18:17.000 In the streets of North Polydelphia.

00:18:23.000 Who don't want to take the case for political reasons?

00:18:26.000 That's right Santa, I don't.

00:18:28.000 Don't forget to put out your pink stockings this year.

00:18:31.000 Somebody's been riding too many candy canes. 0.99

00:18:33.000 Yes, I'm going to fill your distended anus with presents. 1.00

00:18:37.000 If you're not a good boy, I see an empty pussy hat by the fireplace. 1.00

00:18:41.000 He sees you when you're sleeping. 0.99

00:18:44.000 Oh, he does?

00:18:45.000 Oh, no!

00:18:45.000 The point is, there's nothing... Look, let's be honest about this.

00:18:49.000 There's nothing wrong with creating confusing sexualization for children, which is completely unnecessary.

00:18:56.000 Sex doesn't need to be brought into Santa.

00:18:57.000 No.

00:18:58.000 Not at all.

00:18:59.000 Santa doesn't need to be grooming little kids for decades, apparently, too. 0.58

00:19:02.000 I don't even think he has sex with Mrs. Claus.

00:19:05.000 Did you see what he did with that Coke bottle?

00:19:08.000 I like how he's showing the guy magic.

00:19:11.000 And the guy's like, well, I can't wait to do you.

00:19:14.000 I've waited all year.

00:19:16.000 Watch me make your pants disappear! 1.00

00:19:20.000 Look at how I'm undoing your fly with magic. 0.94

00:19:24.000 Look!

00:19:25.000 Look!

00:19:26.000 No consent up my sleeves!

00:19:27.000 You're on the naughty list.

00:19:33.000 Yes.

00:19:34.000 And Santa likes it that way.

00:19:37.000 We've ruined everything.

00:19:39.000 Yep.

00:19:39.000 Pretty much.

00:19:40.000 Just look at the candy cane forest.

00:19:43.000 Streaky.

00:19:44.000 So.

00:19:44.000 That guy waits all year long for a hookup.

00:19:46.000 Yeah.

00:19:47.000 The guy's crying.

00:19:49.000 Like, I'm sorry, you're not bonding with him.

00:19:51.000 It's quite literally a one-night stand.

00:19:53.000 He's like, oh, when will Santa Claus come back to me? 0.69

00:19:57.000 Well, I'm sure he's gonna bang you next 24th.

00:19:59.000 You don't need to get bent out of shape over it.

00:20:01.000 But that's the only time Santa can think of an excuse to leave the house for Mrs. Claus.

00:20:06.000 Yeah, I gotta go deliver all those presents.

00:20:08.000 It's like, what, you couldn't do the 23rd?

00:20:10.000 Right.

00:20:12.000 So how long is it going to take you to deliver presents to every kid in the world?

00:20:16.000 I don't know!

00:20:17.000 It's my cross to bear!

00:20:18.000 I'll see ya!

00:20:20.000 But why are you wearing glitter?

00:20:21.000 It's getting the spirit!

00:20:25.000 You must have eaten a brownie.

00:20:27.000 **laughter** **laughter**

00:20:31.000 Alright.

00:20:32.000 Do you need chocolate chips?

00:20:34.000 I'm not going to be mature about this.

00:20:36.000 There's no reason to be.

00:20:37.000 No, there's no reason to be.

00:20:38.000 There's absolutely no reason to be.

00:20:40.000 Like, what am I going to... I don't care.

00:20:42.000 We're 20 minutes in and it's been nothing but gay Santa jokes. 0.98

00:20:45.000 Well, that's their fault. 0.89

00:20:46.000 I didn't make the commercial.

00:20:48.000 I would only have done it as a joke.

00:20:51.000 They did it in seriousness.

00:20:52.000 Next year, he's just gonna bang an M&M.

00:20:54.000 Yeah, next year.

00:20:56.000 He doesn't exist.

00:20:58.000 No, no!

00:20:58.000 Yeah, next year.

00:21:01.000 They do exist.

00:21:02.000 Yeah, they exist.

00:21:03.000 And it hurts! 0.99

00:21:04.000 He's just holding two M&Ms together like a butt. 0.98

00:21:11.000 They just scream. 0.93

00:21:15.000 They do melt in your mouth and not in your hands.

00:21:19.000 Yeah.

00:21:19.000 I also melt.

00:21:20.000 I mean my heart!

00:21:22.000 Give me 30 seconds.

00:21:23.000 You melt my heart!

00:21:24.000 Oh my gosh.

00:21:26.000 But only once a year because that's how it works.

00:21:30.000 Because I'm Sen. 0.99

00:21:30.000 Seriously, seriously, let's get rid of the gay thing. 0.99

00:21:33.000 Sen is a piece of shit. 1.00

00:21:34.000 He really is. 1.00

00:21:35.000 He can't call the guy in October.

00:21:38.000 You're not going to invite him to the North Pole?

00:21:39.000 Hang out?

00:21:41.000 This guy's waiting with gifts?

00:21:43.000 Do you have any idea how much of the field he's playing?

00:21:46.000 Probably every elf at the North Pole he's just not into you.

00:21:49.000 He's just not into you.

00:21:49.000 You're like, what did I do wrong?

00:21:51.000 Dude, the guy can pause time and fit in anywhere he wants to. 1.00

00:21:55.000 That's not the only place he's stopping to have gay sex. 1.00

00:22:00.000 Dirty he was, like, his clothing was all ragged. 1.00

00:22:03.000 He's been everywhere.

00:22:04.000 He's been in chimneys.

00:22:05.000 That's at least the 38th guy he's seen that day.

00:22:08.000 And he's like, ooh, magic, every single time.

00:22:10.000 It's the same trick.

00:22:11.000 Exactly.

00:22:12.000 Well, you know what?

00:22:14.000 Not that there's anything wrong with it.

00:22:16.000 No.

00:22:17.000 There's so much.

00:22:18.000 No, I like that he's doing a take your nose trick to a man he's gonna blast.

00:22:25.000 You're not gonna need that nose.

00:22:26.000 Boop boop boop! 0.99

00:22:28.000 Honk! 0.69

00:22:28.000 Wait, where's the honk? 0.69

00:22:29.000 Goose! 0.96

00:22:32.000 Just clearing the chamber.

00:22:33.000 That's for me to know and you to find out.

00:22:35.000 Some guy just grabs his stocking, it's just leaking.

00:22:38.000 What is this?

00:22:45.000 I'm sorry.

00:22:46.000 I'm gonna get in trouble.

00:22:47.000 No, we're not.

00:22:48.000 That's totally... That one's appropriate.

00:22:50.000 This deserves... I don't know.

00:22:51.000 You guys comment.

00:22:52.000 Did we go off the rails too quickly?

00:22:52.000 I'm sorry.

00:22:54.000 I have a lot to get to, but I think this deserves to be lambasted.

00:22:57.000 Yeah, it deserves the scorn.

00:23:00.000 It's just a giant box of some kind of pudding.

00:23:03.000 I don't know.

00:23:03.000 Yeah.

00:23:04.000 What is this?

00:23:05.000 Weird.

00:23:05.000 So strange.

00:23:06.000 This is just bizarre.

00:23:07.000 Well, you know what?

00:23:08.000 I shouldn't question his ways.

00:23:10.000 He's the magic man.

00:23:11.000 He's got magic hands.

00:23:14.000 That's the best trick he can do is got your nose.

00:23:17.000 Got your nose.

00:23:20.000 Got your immune system.

00:23:21.000 Get tested.

00:23:23.000 Oh no!

00:23:24.000 I'm kidding, but I'm not.

00:23:27.000 I thought my belly didn't shake like a bowl full of jelly and I was wondering what these sores were.

00:23:35.000 That's one for you.

00:23:37.000 I've got a box of your dad's forgiveness, just like you wanted.

00:23:42.000 I'm kidding.

00:23:42.000 There's nothing in there.

00:23:44.000 It's in the box!

00:23:45.000 You have to reach in for your forgiveness.

00:23:50.000 Like Mickey Rooney with a popcorn bucket.

00:23:51.000 Sorry, Mickey Rooney, not Mickey Rooney.

00:23:53.000 Mickey Rourke.

00:23:54.000 Mickey Rooney?

00:23:54.000 Mickey Rooney.

00:23:55.000 Oh, original popcorn bucket!

00:23:57.000 I was going to say, don't sully the good name of Mickey Rooney.

00:23:59.000 Original popcorn bucket! 0.99

00:24:00.000 No penis! 1.00

00:24:00.000 Original bucket! 1.00

00:24:01.000 Hurry, go that way! 0.97

00:24:03.000 Mickey Rooney popcorn trick.

00:24:06.000 I'm sorry.

00:24:09.000 You're making too much noise!

00:24:11.000 You're eating bucket now! 0.73

00:24:11.000 How do I go down there? 0.73

00:24:14.000 Don't go to the movies with Mickey Roo.

00:24:17.000 All right, speaking of this, this wonderful Christmas season, time for a little more Yuletide logs.

00:24:22.000 Elliot Page, formerly known as Ellen Page.

00:24:26.000 Yeah, terrible actress. 1.00

00:24:27.000 Broke the internet yesterday with this selfie in the mirror.

00:24:29.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Let's bring it up again.

00:24:45.000 Is Santa giving him something?

00:24:56.000 The good thing, though, is that Ellen Page also found a brave and beautiful job, so there's that.

00:25:00.000 What did I say?

00:25:01.000 Elliot.

00:25:02.000 Elliot.

00:25:03.000 What did I say?

00:25:04.000 Elliot?

00:25:08.000 Son of a...

00:25:09.000 Elliot.

00:25:10.000 Son of an Ellen.

00:25:11.000 Well, look.

00:25:12.000 He was talking about the former talk show host who abuses her staff.

00:25:14.000 It was a horrible person.

00:25:15.000 As opposed to her endocrinologist.

00:25:17.000 As opposed to Santa who abuses his staff.

00:25:19.000 As opposed to Elliot who abuses himself.

00:25:21.000 No, no, no, no.

00:25:22.000 No, that's not, get it right.

00:25:24.000 Santa doesn't abuse his staff, he abuses your staff.

00:25:28.000 Oh no, that ripped.

00:25:30.000 I could part the Red Sea with that thing.

00:25:32.000 Speaking of Red Sea, I should stop.

00:25:36.000 Here's the thing with Ellen Page, and this is not a joke, you know how, like Caitlyn Jenner, when Caitlyn Jenner becomes a woman, it's a stereotype of a woman. 0.88

00:25:43.000 When Bruce Jenner becomes Caitlyn Jenner, it's just, oh, I'll put on a dress and makeup and look, oh, brave and beautiful, something that would be considered a sexist archetype.

00:25:49.000 Same thing when you have Ladies, females, who become, identify as men, they don't, like, become just a, just like a male pastor, or just a, you know, a male utility man. 0.81

00:26:02.000 They become Chaz Bono with a chin strap and the guy taking Geraldo Rivera douche pics in the mirror.

00:26:08.000 And by the way, Ellen Page, Elliot Page, is 5'1", I guarantee you.

00:26:13.000 Elliot Page does not weigh more than 90 pounds.

00:26:15.000 You wouldn't say brave and beautiful, you would think if it was any other guy that he has an eating disorder. 0.92

00:26:19.000 Let's stop being crazy.

00:26:21.000 Didn't Chaz Bono just become Joey Fatone?

00:26:25.000 I thought that's what that was.

00:26:25.000 Yeah, pretty much.

00:26:26.000 I think, I'm not sure that Guy Fieri is a different person.

00:26:29.000 I don't think it is. 0.77

00:26:32.000 His name spells fat one. 0.97

00:26:33.000 I mean, he was the fat one. 0.98

00:26:39.000 Oh, poor guy. 0.80

00:26:40.000 You know what?

00:26:40.000 Yeah.

00:26:41.000 I see him on every other Hallmark Christmas movie.

00:26:43.000 That's true.

00:26:45.000 I'm in Melissa Joan Hart OOP.

00:26:47.000 The thing about Melissa Joan Hart, I have nothing against her personally, but I want to throw her out a window. 1.00

00:26:51.000 Just because of the acting.

00:26:51.000 Everything with Melissa Joan Hart!

00:26:55.000 Hey Tilda! 1.00

00:26:57.000 How am I always this surprised?

00:26:59.000 Just stop being a thing.

00:27:01.000 Do you know that there's like three Hallmark Channels now?

00:27:04.000 Really?

00:27:04.000 I'm not kidding.

00:27:05.000 Apparently so many people love terrible Christmas movies.

00:27:08.000 There's three Hallmark Channels?

00:27:09.000 Three Hallmark Channels.

00:27:11.000 Can someone confirm this in chat?

00:27:13.000 I think it was on YouTube TV or something like that.

00:27:15.000 He's very forthcoming about it.

00:27:16.000 Yeah, I know.

00:27:17.000 I was like, yeah, that was another Hallmark.

00:27:18.000 He was like, yeah, paid for my house in Spain.

00:27:20.000 Bye!

00:27:21.000 I'd play a waiter in a Hallmark movie, I don't care.

00:27:24.000 Oh, did you?

00:27:24.000 No.

00:27:25.000 I would, though.

00:27:26.000 They shot one in Grand Rapids.

00:27:27.000 Oh, yeah, I'd be happy to be in one.

00:27:28.000 You shot a waiter in Grand Rapids?

00:27:30.000 No, they shot a Hallmark movie in Grand Rapids, and they didn't even shut down the town.

00:27:32.000 They didn't even let people know they were filming or ask for releases.

00:27:35.000 Nobody cares!

00:27:36.000 They were just like, what are those cameras doing around Rosa Parks' skating rink?

00:27:39.000 Like, just don't worry about it.

00:27:40.000 Okay, let me move right on.

00:27:41.000 So let's go right on here to the Twitter CEO.

00:27:43.000 So this is important because we actually caught something exclusive yesterday.

00:27:48.000 Before anyone else has sort of reported on it.

00:27:51.000 Jack Dorsey.

00:27:52.000 And I want to know if you think this is going to be the end of Twitter.

00:27:54.000 People have been sort of foreshadowing that for a while.

00:27:57.000 But it hasn't gotten any better and it's still around.

00:27:59.000 Twitter is the least in touch with real life of all the social media platforms.

00:28:04.000 It really is celebrities and politicians.

00:28:06.000 It's a little different than say even Instagram.

00:28:09.000 Yeah.

00:28:09.000 Or once upon a time, YouTube or Facebook.

00:28:11.000 Twitter just seems to be every trend is the worst kind of echo chamber.

00:28:16.000 So yesterday we covered that Jack Dorsey was resigning and he named his successor.

00:28:20.000 We have some more information now, but we pulled this up yesterday live.

00:28:24.000 Parag Agrawal.

00:28:26.000 I'm just going to call him Parag from now on. 0.78

00:28:28.000 Parag.

00:28:28.000 Parag, yeah.

00:28:29.000 And we found this crazy old tweet of his.

00:28:31.000 Here's a clip from yesterday's show.

00:28:32.000 One quick update too for the Dorsey story.

00:28:35.000 Earlier today it was announced that he was expected to resign.

00:28:38.000 He posted, I resign from Twitter.

00:28:43.000 His successor is a guy named Parag Agarwal.

00:28:47.000 We found a good tweet from him.

00:28:49.000 If they're not going to make a distinction between Muslims and extremists, then why should I distinguish between white people and racists?

00:28:54.000 Oh, well, new leader of Twitter.

00:28:56.000 How about that?

00:28:57.000 I forgot that I did that because you see that the folks at Media Matters said on YouTube, Steven Crowder links Islam and extremists.

00:29:04.000 Huh?

00:29:05.000 I was quoting his tweet!

00:29:07.000 No, that was him!

00:29:09.000 Oh well.

00:29:10.000 Hope you enjoy them Soros checks.

00:29:11.000 They do.

00:29:12.000 They do like it.

00:29:13.000 They're in the attic!

00:29:15.000 So, Agrawal, he was Twitter's former chief technology officer.

00:29:20.000 This morning he was named CEO because he is Jack Dorsey's most fitting successor!

00:29:26.000 And Twitter, uh...

00:29:28.000 Banned sharing photos of private individuals without their consent.

00:29:32.000 And videos.

00:29:32.000 Yeah.

00:29:33.000 The morning after he was named CEO.

00:29:36.000 Do I have this right?

00:29:36.000 Surprising.

00:29:37.000 Immediate?

00:29:38.000 Immediate.

00:29:39.000 What?

00:29:39.000 Like first course of action?

00:29:40.000 Pretty much.

00:29:40.000 Bro.

00:29:42.000 And here's something, too, that you need to understand.

00:29:45.000 Before I get into the reason for this, on YouTube there's something called dual party and say and this is all about the United States of America and people have no respect for it in positions of authority of companies that are more powerful than governments who are appealing to international interests but benefit from section 230 under the guise of being a digital town square.

00:30:02.000 I want to be very, very clear.

00:30:03.000 If this sounds nationalistic and it pisses you off, that's because it is.

00:30:08.000 It has nothing to do with race and everything to do with the fact that this country is better than other countries, especially as it applies to freedom.

00:30:17.000 An example of this.

00:30:18.000 Single-party versus dual-party consent laws.

00:30:21.000 These are states where you can record someone without their permission, okay?

00:30:23.000 Most states are single-party consent laws.

00:30:25.000 I believe there are 11 that are dual-party consent laws.

00:30:28.000 If you didn't have single-party consent laws, you wouldn't be able to do investigative journalism.

00:30:34.000 No one could ever be caught in corruption.

00:30:36.000 You wouldn't have a Watergate.

00:30:38.000 You wouldn't have, people will say, but Project Veritas has some great examples, but basically every single uncovering of corruption, be it through media or Me Too, you look at the audio tapes there, some audio tapes were used, there was evidence used against Bill Cosby.

00:30:52.000 In other words, how do you catch criminals without single party consent laws, especially

00:30:56.000 if you're afraid of being charged simply for trying to expose criminality?

00:31:00.000 So this is important because, and I want to go to jail really quickly, but on YouTube

00:31:04.000 we've had this as an example before in the past where we would do videos on the street

00:31:08.000 and we would get consent from people.

00:31:11.000 Now you don't even need to because we were performing these in single party consent states.

00:31:14.000 Then people would go to YouTube and say, I want that removed.

00:31:17.000 Even if they were at a public protest where there is no expectation of privacy.

00:31:21.000 So, they would remove those.

00:31:22.000 We said, okay, if we get consent, sure, fine.

00:31:25.000 Then we showed YouTube consent sometimes, and I said, people can remove their consent afterwards.

00:31:28.000 Kind of like how they view rape.

00:31:30.000 And so, what happens is, as long as your content doesn't fit what they deem to be acceptable, guess what?

00:31:37.000 They can remove it the second anyone changes their mind.

00:31:40.000 That's not how laws work.

00:31:42.000 The reason we have single-party consent laws in the United States is because of freedom.

00:31:48.000 And because it serves to keep those in power accountable.

00:31:51.000 It's the reason that a lot of other countries do not.

00:31:54.000 Gerald.

00:31:54.000 So just a practical real world example, you would have never seen anything on Twitter and probably other social media platforms if they adopt this about Kyle Rittenhouse.

00:32:03.000 You would have never seen the video for yourself to see that he was defending himself and all you would have had to go on was White racist travels across state lines and attacks a BLM protester or two, and that's it.

00:32:15.000 So we don't want to violate the privacy of the individual. 0.90

00:32:18.000 You mean the pedophile?

00:32:20.000 That's correct, yes. 0.93

00:32:20.000 Yeah, pretty much. 0.93

00:32:21.000 Seriously, you wouldn't have seen it.

00:32:23.000 He's one of ours.

00:32:25.000 And what parameter are we using to label private individual?

00:32:30.000 Is it the law or is it just Twitter's law?

00:32:32.000 This is the problem is they don't follow the law and then they create their own rules even though they benefit from the law.

00:32:39.000 This is the problem.

00:32:40.000 Look, when people say go out and start your own, I used to be a libertarian.

00:32:44.000 And then I realize it doesn't work when you have people who have lobbyists, when you have people who are in bed with the government, and they're not beholden to the same laws that you are.

00:32:51.000 All I want with social media is for them to be beholden to the same laws as everyone else.

00:32:56.000 if you're going to benefit from Section 230, which basically allows you to eliminate all

00:33:01.000 liability based on whatever's on your platform because you are not an editor.

00:33:05.000 You are not a publisher.

00:33:06.000 But if it's an open platform, then it has to be an open platform.

00:33:09.000 The first step is making them decide, and I'm tired of Republicans who, when they were

00:33:13.000 in power, did nothing.

00:33:15.000 You guys are no longer our friends.

00:33:17.000 It was the most important issue that you could have taken care of, and you didn't because you wanted to be in the Cool Kids Club.

00:33:22.000 So, they remove photos, private individuals now without their consent.

00:33:25.000 This is the Twitter explanation.

00:33:26.000 Immediately after this, new guy becomes CEO.

00:33:28.000 As part of our ongoing efforts to build tools with privacy and security at the core, we're updating our existing private information policy and expanding its scope to include, quote, private media.

00:33:39.000 Well, our existing policies and Twitter rules cover explicit instances of abusive behavior.

00:33:43.000 That makes sense.

00:33:44.000 This update will allow us to take action on media that is shared without any explicit abusive content, provided it's posted without the consent of the person depicted.

00:33:53.000 That's... Okay.

00:33:54.000 So, hey!

00:33:55.000 Hold on a second.

00:33:56.000 I now have John Edwards on tape saying that he was banging a pregnant woman while his wife was in the hospital with cancer, and it's on... Well, he didn't have his consent, and you're the one banned.

00:34:06.000 What a cool guy.

00:34:09.000 That's insane.

00:34:11.000 What can be the justification for this?

00:34:16.000 It gives them control over everything.

00:34:19.000 In other words, how can you prove that someone didn't give consent?

00:34:23.000 If they're on camera, let's say, willingly giving an interview, Twitter can just say, oh, you don't have consent.

00:34:29.000 Yeah.

00:34:30.000 We've determined that they didn't give you enough consent.

00:34:32.000 It just gives them control.

00:34:33.000 There are laws for this, so that hurdles have to be cleared, so that we, look, we have to abide by the rules on which we agree.

00:34:41.000 And we agreed to these rules, and you benefit from Section 230 being an open town square.

00:34:46.000 Now this guy, explicitly, he's the worst ever, because he doesn't even try and act Like he wants there to be an open dialogue or free speech.

00:34:57.000 He doesn't even want to pretend like it's an important component to Twitter.

00:35:01.000 This is as bad as Jack was.

00:35:04.000 I think we might be looking back going, remember the good old days of Dorsey?

00:35:07.000 I remember, you know, hair, beard guy, that guy, yeah.

00:35:10.000 The good old days.

00:35:11.000 Old Santa beard guy.

00:35:12.000 Old Santa beard guy.

00:35:13.000 Yeah, he was waiting.

00:35:14.000 He got the wrong schedule.

00:35:15.000 He was waiting on December 26th.

00:35:17.000 He gets Santa on Boxing Day.

00:35:19.000 He's like, I'm tired, let's get this over with, Jack.

00:35:21.000 Come on.

00:35:21.000 Santa, I won't cut this beard until you come back to me.

00:35:24.000 Yes. 1.00

00:35:25.000 Crap. 1.00

00:35:25.000 Oh, so kind of like a playoff beard, only gay. 1.00

00:35:28.000 Yes. 0.99

00:35:29.000 I'm gonna never wash it.

00:35:31.000 I'll never wash this beard.

00:35:32.000 Birds will live in this beard.

00:35:33.000 Yes. 0.84

00:35:34.000 Gay birds. 1.00

00:35:35.000 So let me give you some information on Agrawal. 0.98

00:35:40.000 In 2019, he purchased Fabula Artificial Intelligence for Twitter.

00:35:44.000 It's an AI sort of software.

00:35:47.000 It uses Snopes and PolitiFact to combat misinformation.

00:35:50.000 I'm going to get to how he describes misinformation.

00:35:53.000 But first, these are—and this is a problem with YouTube, by the way—they don't let you know who their consultants are on what's considered misinformation.

00:36:02.000 We don't know all of these people involved, we just know that it at least includes Snopes and PolitiFact.

00:36:07.000 Here's a reminder of how biased Snopes is with some of their lie fact-check ratings.

00:36:13.000 They rated Biden saying you're not going to get COVID if you get these vaccinations as correct attribution as opposed to what most should consider false.

00:36:27.000 Are you saying that yes, he said that?

00:36:29.000 I didn't think that was the point of your site.

00:36:31.000 If I came on to this show right now and without this context said, hey, get the vaccine and you can't get COVID.

00:36:38.000 Banned.

00:36:40.000 Banned, and Snopes and PolitiFact would advocate for me or you being banned.

00:36:45.000 The President says it, and I don't think it was malicious.

00:36:47.000 I think he's semi-retarded. 1.00

00:36:49.000 He says it, and it's just fact-checked as, oh, it's correct attribution. 0.99

00:36:53.000 Of course we're attributing the crazy-asshole quote to the crazy-asshole former Vice President. 0.99

00:36:58.000 That's not the question! 1.00

00:37:00.000 That's not your job!

00:37:01.000 His brain's just melting.

00:37:03.000 Here's something else.

00:37:03.000 You want to think about how perverse this is?

00:37:08.000 In May of 2021, Snopes published an article claiming that the definition of anti-vaxxer had never changed because they were being challenged.

00:37:16.000 So they said, we never changed the definition of anti-vaxxer.

00:37:19.000 Right, right, yeah.

00:37:19.000 Unless you check.

00:37:20.000 They changed it in October.

00:37:23.000 They changed it in October.

00:37:24.000 They absolutely did change the term anti-vaxxer.

00:37:27.000 Now, they lied about changing it, just to be clear, Snopes, and I'm going to get back to the Twitter CEO, but this guy proactively decided to involve these people.

00:37:35.000 Show me your friends.

00:37:38.000 By the way, I guess I still have a fact check that says it hasn't changed.

00:37:42.000 There have been no subsequent fact checks on this.

00:37:45.000 And here's the October 1st, 2021 definition of anti-vaxxer.

00:37:49.000 A person who opposes vaccinations or laws that mandate vaccinations.

00:37:55.000 But now here's the new one, because that's bad enough.

00:37:58.000 It used to be a person who opposes vaccines.

00:38:04.000 Then they changed it to a person who opposes the use of vaccines or regulations mandating vaccination.

00:38:11.000 So this is what I say when people say you're a climate denier.

00:38:14.000 This is what that means.

00:38:15.000 If you say, hey, the Earth is warming.

00:38:17.000 Okay.

00:38:17.000 Hey, I think it could have negative effects.

00:38:19.000 Okay.

00:38:19.000 Hey, I think humans may be contributing to it.

00:38:21.000 Yeah.

00:38:22.000 I don't think there's a chance in hell that AOC's five-page Green New Deal is going to fix it.

00:38:27.000 Climate denier!

00:38:28.000 So, right here, you could say, hey, I'm pro-vaccination.

00:38:31.000 Okay.

00:38:32.000 Hey, I'm vaccinated.

00:38:33.000 Okay.

00:38:33.000 Hey, I'm even pro-this, not vaccine, but mRNA injection.

00:38:38.000 You could say, I even think people should get it.

00:38:40.000 Sure.

00:38:40.000 I don't think that it should be mandated.

00:38:42.000 Ah!

00:38:42.000 Anti-vaxxer!

00:38:43.000 According to Snopes.

00:38:45.000 Who's the extremist?

00:38:46.000 Just keep moving the goalposts.

00:38:47.000 Just keep changing the definition.

00:38:49.000 We changed the definition of vaccines, so we should be able to change this one, too.

00:38:52.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:38:52.000 It's a therapeutic, I think.

00:38:54.000 Well, we also changed the definition of man.

00:38:59.000 Well, we changed the definition of a man-woman.

00:39:02.000 Right.

00:39:03.000 ManBearPig is one.

00:39:06.000 As he's known now, St.

00:39:06.000 Nicholas.

00:39:07.000 What world are we living in?

00:39:18.000 Bluesky. 0.88

00:39:19.000 To find a head for Project Bluesky.

00:39:21.000 This was what he was tasked with.

00:39:22.000 Let me read you how they describe Project Bluesky, just so you know who this new Twitter... Bluesky.

00:39:27.000 Bluesky. 0.88

00:39:29.000 I'm reading it like a Polish name.

00:39:30.000 Is that Polish?

00:39:31.000 I'm John Bluesky.

00:39:32.000 The first one was written with an I!

00:39:34.000 Yeah, Bluesky.

00:39:36.000 Hey, Johnny Bluesky.

00:39:38.000 Want to get a brewski with Bruce?

00:39:39.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:39:40.000 Hit the admonish button.

00:39:41.000 Hit the admonish button.

00:39:44.000 Yeah.

00:39:46.000 Admonish.

00:39:48.000 If you don't do this, if you don't admonish me in the comment section, I don't want you as a fan.

00:39:52.000 Oh.

00:39:52.000 Bluesky.

00:39:55.000 Talking about bluesky.

00:39:57.000 Bluesky outside.

00:40:01.000 Project Blue Sky, 0.0. 0.99

00:40:05.000 We're all now dumber. 0.97

00:40:07.000 Yes. 0.98

00:40:09.000 Does everyone count with an I? 0.80

00:40:11.000 So Project Blue Sky.

00:40:14.000 Satisfying?

00:40:19.000 I'm not.

00:40:21.000 An independent team of open source architects, engineers, and designers to develop an open and decentralized standard for social media that would help better control abusive and misleading information on its platform.

00:40:32.000 Now you read that and you're like, okay, abusive, I got it.

00:40:36.000 Misleading, Who's going to be the arbiter of what is considered misleading?

00:40:39.000 Well, here's a 2020 interview from an MIT technology review with the new CEO, Agrawal.

00:40:51.000 Here he is commenting on free speech and misinformation.

00:40:54.000 And if this doesn't send chills down your spine, Somebody in the audience is also pointing out that you're trying to combat disinformation.

00:41:09.000 You also want to protect free speech as a core value and also in the U.S.

00:41:13.000 as the First Amendment.

00:41:15.000 How do you balance those two?

00:41:18.000 Our role is not to be bound by the First Amendment, but our role is to serve a healthy public conversation.

00:41:25.000 And our moves are reflective of things that we believe lead to a healthier public conversation.

00:41:31.000 The kinds of things that we do to work about this is to focus less on thinking about free speech, but thinking about how the times have changed.

00:41:42.000 One of the changes today that we see is Speech is easy on the internet.

00:41:47.000 Most people can speak.

00:41:48.000 Where our role is particularly emphasized is who can be heard.

00:41:53.000 Deciding who is going to get heard or which voices should get more attention is just as fraught a question as which voices should be suppressed.

00:42:01.000 That's exactly right.

00:42:02.000 I think the notion of centralized content moderation, centralized algorithms, is long-term really, really challenging.

00:42:11.000 Here's the thing.

00:42:11.000 It's not.

00:42:13.000 It's not.

00:42:13.000 Let me be really clear.

00:42:14.000 People say you're being reductive.

00:42:15.000 Yep.

00:42:16.000 You think the Founding Fathers didn't foresee this?

00:42:19.000 Here in the United States, here in the United States, we have the First Amendment for a reason.

00:42:23.000 It still applies to the printing press.

00:42:25.000 It still applies to your iPhone, your computer.

00:42:28.000 He says to have a healthier dialogue.

00:42:31.000 Nope!

00:42:32.000 The only way ever to have a healthy dialogue is to allow a dialogue, period.

00:42:38.000 Do you know how I know?

00:42:39.000 Because there are no healthy dialogues in any country outside of the United States.

00:42:44.000 You bitch about division, I bitch about people being arrested for saying the wrong thing, or like our friend who was put before a human rights tribunal and then ultimately the Supreme Court in Canada for a joke.

00:42:52.000 This matters because I don't know if you detected As Joe Biden would say, a slight Indian accent there. 0.98

00:42:59.000 But he does come from a country, India, where they don't have free speech. 0.99

00:43:05.000 This is a man in charge now of an American company that is given the benefits of reduced liability, Section 230, meaning it has to be an open platform without censorship.

00:43:16.000 That's the law, just like a utility.

00:43:18.000 Your phone can't stop you from even talking with your Klansmen buddies to the four people who are still Klansmen.

00:43:24.000 So, India's constitution, though, where this man is from, where this man was raised, where this man was first educated, has no right to free speech.

00:43:31.000 Let me read you the constitution.

00:43:32.000 This right, however, is not absolute and it allows the government to frame laws to impose reasonable restrictions in the interest of sovereignty and integrity of India, security of the state, friendly relations with foreign states, public order, Decency and morality and contempt of court, defamation and incitement to an offense.

00:43:49.000 Look there, you have decency and morality, public order.

00:43:53.000 That's very, very broad.

00:43:54.000 And by the way, it's specifically so it's broad in how it can prohibit speech.

00:43:59.000 Yeah.

00:44:01.000 But it's also very specific in the speech that it will ban.

00:44:04.000 So, in other words, it's, hey, we're going to ban this and whatever else might be, you know, a problem for public decency.

00:44:10.000 Which, by the way, in the United States, the left says, hey, don't push your religion, don't push your politics on me, pal.

00:44:15.000 When it comes to India, however, it's all eat, pray, love.

00:44:17.000 It's wonderful.

00:44:18.000 Well, how do they treat women? 0.99

00:44:22.000 You see how he's doing the end run too, right?

00:44:23.000 So to go after the Second Amendment, they said, okay, we can't outlaw your guns, but we can make the ammunition cost so much, it becomes so hard to find that it's pointless at that point, right?

00:44:34.000 Right.

00:44:34.000 We can't take away your right to speak, but we can take away your right to be heard.

00:44:39.000 Right.

00:44:39.000 So you can say it all you want on your account, but no one will see it.

00:44:43.000 Right.

00:44:43.000 It's also a Chris Rock bit.

00:44:46.000 Yeah!

00:44:47.000 It really is.

00:44:48.000 It's make bullets $500 each, then you'll think about who you shoot.

00:44:51.000 You'll be like, can I get that back?

00:44:55.000 I mean, it's because it's a joke.

00:44:57.000 The problem with all this, though, is you can't have a conversation without allowing somebody to have an opinion.

00:45:03.000 But not everything somebody says should be a fact based in endless amount of research.

00:45:08.000 That's the point.

00:45:09.000 also don't want fact-based and endless amount of research.

00:45:12.000 Unless it sides with that.

00:45:13.000 Yeah, because they suppress evidence as it relates to vaccines or you know the fact that

00:45:16.000 men are genetically different from women, they ban people for saying that, they banned the 0.96

00:45:22.000 Hunter Biden laptop story. I would say a hard drive full of pornography, incestuous texts, 0.79

00:45:30.000 and international crimes would count as evidence and they decided they were going to remove it.

00:45:35.000 So, let's just be really clear.

00:45:36.000 They're not doing this.

00:45:37.000 And notice, he didn't say.

00:45:38.000 He did not mention truth.

00:45:40.000 And I'm going to get to what this new... What's his name?

00:45:42.000 Arawal? 0.98

00:45:43.000 I don't know.

00:45:44.000 I'm going to get to how he defines truth.

00:45:47.000 It's even worse than you're thinking.

00:45:48.000 But again, back to the Indian Constitution.

00:45:50.000 It matters.

00:45:52.000 Because this is where this man was raised.

00:45:54.000 He may not understand why the United States is different, and I'll tell you why I think that.

00:45:59.000 Most Americans don't.

00:46:01.000 You take it for granted.

00:46:02.000 As someone who was raised in Canada, I know the fear of speaking out in ways that could be deemed offensive.

00:46:10.000 By the way, dressing up in black, doing blackface, it's not offensive, provided you've done it nine times and you're the Prime Minister.

00:46:19.000 So, the Constitution in India specifically prohibits speech that, quote, Promotes or attempts to promote disharmony or feelings of enmity, hatred, or ill will because different religious, racial, language, or regional groups or communities, or, speech, commits any act which is prejudicial to the maintenance of harmony between different religious, racial, language, or regional groups or castes.

00:46:48.000 So, look, it's very broad, it's very clear.

00:46:52.000 They can ban any speech that they don't like at any time and now Twitter can ban any video or picture that it doesn't like at any time under the guise of, oh, you don't have consent.

00:47:01.000 The law doesn't say you need consent to videotape someone committing a crime.

00:47:06.000 Cast?

00:47:07.000 Defund the police and disarm the citizens of their ability to police their neighborhoods.

00:47:13.000 Man, we shouldn't have cops.

00:47:15.000 We should watch our own neighborhoods.

00:47:16.000 Well, you can't film them committing a robbery.

00:47:20.000 Imagine Donnie Brosco just being like, listen guys, is it cool if I record all this?

00:47:27.000 I just want to make sure this is alright with you guys.

00:47:35.000 Ah, they shot another one of us.

00:47:36.000 Well, I know this is a sexual consent app, I just made it into this consent.

00:47:41.000 How did you know Donnie was recording you?

00:47:42.000 Well, first I saw the giant recorder, and then I saw the Circuit City receipt that was the equivalent to nine miles long.

00:47:51.000 Then he asked me to sign a waiver before he recorded us.

00:47:54.000 It was really bad work.

00:47:56.000 Yeah, you might be recorded and put in jail.

00:47:59.000 Is that okay?

00:48:00.000 That's fine.

00:48:01.000 I guess.

00:48:02.000 Rules is rules.

00:48:02.000 I mean, look.

00:48:05.000 Here's the thing, these caveats are often employed by the government.

00:48:07.000 In India, you could say, well, that's written there, but has it ever applied?

00:48:11.000 Well, in Canada, it's been applied.

00:48:12.000 I can tell you that from a friend who's been on the show, who for a joke, wasn't even racist or sexist, by the way, it was just an offensive joke.

00:48:19.000 In India, 2018, a singer was arrested for singing at a protest against the Prime Minister.

00:48:24.000 This year, a priest was arrested for statements that were deemed critical of the ruling pro-Hindu party.

00:48:34.000 Is that not terrifying?

00:48:36.000 It is.

00:48:37.000 It's terrifying that, here's the thing, if you live in the United States, you are not aware of the cold, dark world that everyone else knows. 1.00

00:48:46.000 All the shit that you say, and I mean the stupid shit, the idea of destroying the patriarchy and that men and women are biologically interchangeable, that even you shouldn't have to change your hormone levels to compete in the International Olympic Committee, all the stupid stuff that you say. 1.00

00:49:00.000 Donald Trump's a Nazi. 1.00

00:49:02.000 You're free to say that here in the United States. 0.97

00:49:03.000 You can't even critique the pro-Hindu ruling party in India without the threat of being arrested.

00:49:10.000 And I know someone right now who'll say, well, I critique them and I... Well, look, that's anecdotal, okay?

00:49:14.000 That doesn't matter.

00:49:15.000 Also, pick up your yoga mat.

00:49:17.000 And it was a priest who said it.

00:49:20.000 Right.

00:49:21.000 Do you see the priests arrested in Canada because of COVID?

00:49:24.000 Or, I guess, reverends, pastors?

00:49:24.000 Yeah.

00:49:26.000 Pulled out of their churches?

00:49:27.000 It happened in California as well.

00:49:29.000 Yeah.

00:49:30.000 I mean, let's not act like this stuff doesn't travel.

00:49:31.000 Not as severe, because there's federal recourse for things.

00:49:34.000 But not in these countries.

00:49:34.000 No, no, no, I know.

00:49:35.000 Yeah, thank God it does here, but they're still trying to do it.

00:49:38.000 At what point does this big tech movement, though, take over everything?

00:49:42.000 Take over laws of the land.

00:49:43.000 I don't know, Dave.

00:49:44.000 Look behind you.

00:49:45.000 It almost acts like a shadow government at this point.

00:49:47.000 It does.

00:49:48.000 It affected this election.

00:49:49.000 And I don't mean the safest and most secure election of all time.

00:49:51.000 I'm not even talking about changing the election rules in violation of state constitutions.

00:49:55.000 I'm talking about that we know statistically, people said when they were polled, and maybe Mission Control can bring this up, it's been a while since I brought it up, but people said, oh, if I'd have known about the Hunter Biden story, yeah, that probably would have affected my vote.

00:50:08.000 It was enough to change the election.

00:50:11.000 Just to be clear. 0.94

00:50:13.000 It's just disgusting what a self-centered bunch of power hungry. 0.99

00:50:16.000 It's not even about being rich anymore. 0.99

00:50:19.000 It's just this disgusting level of what I would consider to be psychopathic. 0.77

00:50:23.000 Yeah, I would consider it.

00:50:24.000 They're all patting themselves on the back saying, we're doing a good job Dave, we're removing hate.

00:50:30.000 Oh yeah, by having the most hateful platform I've ever seen in my life.

00:50:36.000 This will be one of those things where it's not enforced equally.

00:50:38.000 Nothing will brighten your day like reading a tweet about you.

00:50:43.000 If you're really feeling on the ouch, just go to the YouTube comments section.

00:50:46.000 That'll put some pep in your step.

00:50:48.000 Yeah, that'll make you feel good. 0.97

00:50:50.000 Yeah, you'll feel like gay Santa before you know it. 1.00

00:50:52.000 I think they put a YouTube terminal in on the suicide bridge. 0.99

00:50:55.000 Go ahead and read about yourself a little bit.

00:50:57.000 If you're on the fence about jumping, go for it.

00:51:00.000 And by the way, this is something none of us live in a fantasy world.

00:51:03.000 I understand that allowing free speech allows for some horrible people to say horrible things.

00:51:07.000 Yeah, that's the point.

00:51:08.000 You know what people say, well what's your answer to that?

00:51:10.000 Them's the breaks.

00:51:12.000 That's it!

00:51:13.000 Them's the breaks! 0.84

00:51:13.000 Yeah, you learn to just ignore it. 0.84

00:51:15.000 And you go, ah, these people like me.

00:51:17.000 This guy, for some reason, wants to wear me as a shirt.

00:51:21.000 Do you know what the guys who wrote this were dealing with right after they wrote it?

00:51:25.000 People saying, British rule is right.

00:51:27.000 We should go back to Britain. 0.98

00:51:29.000 We should be ruled by other... Do you understand that there was still another war coming, and they had to deal with people freely saying this country should exist? 0.99

00:51:36.000 These millennials, CEOs, they know better than the founding fathers.

00:51:40.000 It's true.

00:51:41.000 Just deal with it, Gerald.

00:51:41.000 Just put yourself in their shoes and understand.

00:51:43.000 I know better than you! 1.00

00:51:44.000 Can you wrap your penis around a ballstaff? 1.00

00:51:46.000 Shut up! 1.00

00:51:48.000 Shut up! 1.00

00:51:49.000 Do you know how to spell cow? 1.00

00:51:51.000 G-O-D. 1.00

00:51:53.000 Eat, pray, penis, ballstaff. 1.00

00:51:55.000 Can I get a burger? 1.00

00:51:56.000 Oh, that's offensive.

00:51:58.000 Oh, this is so much more offensive. 1.00

00:52:00.000 Now doing a voice, they want you to think that it's like blackface, but I tell them they can go fuck themselves. 1.00

00:52:05.000 I am so glad that Hank Azaria no longer does it. 1.00

00:52:09.000 Yes, my people will no longer live under the thumb of the man who does the voice for Mayor Quimby.

00:52:16.000 It was a stain on our people's history for millennia.

00:52:20.000 Problem solved.

00:52:21.000 My friend Davey Neal, who I grew up with, their dad was Indian, and he used to make me do that voice every night at dinner.

00:52:30.000 Because he loved it!

00:52:31.000 He thought it was so funny, because he was from India.

00:52:33.000 I was watching... This is a very new thing.

00:52:36.000 Like, Blackface, we understand. 1.00

00:52:38.000 Particularly as it relates to a minstrel show.

00:52:39.000 No, I don't think that Jimmy Fallon was racist for doing Chris Rock Blackface.

00:52:43.000 It was his friend.

00:52:43.000 I don't think that Jimmy Kimmel was racist. I think that they knew what they were wading

00:52:48.000 into. I think Howard Stern was blatantly racist when he said that stinky, smelly n-word about Whoopi 0.99

00:52:52.000 Goldberg and blackface. I thought that that was, it wasn't funny. And it just like, I was 1.00

00:52:55.000 like, ah, you know what? Maybe you shouldn't have done that one. But it's very recent that they want you

00:53:01.000 to feel like doing voices is racist.

00:53:04.000 It's insane.

00:53:04.000 Well, it's not, it's not. I won't play by it. No regrets.

00:53:07.000 No, the funny part is like the thank you, come again thing is like, oh,

00:53:10.000 so you're making fun of a group of people that own a small business. That's usually

00:53:15.000 That's the whole stereotype.

00:53:17.000 It's like, oh, a lot of Indian guys own 7-Elevens and convenience stores.

00:53:20.000 Oh, you mean they're doing well?

00:53:21.000 Yeah, that's a negative stereotype now.

00:53:23.000 It's called the American dream.

00:53:24.000 Yeah.

00:53:25.000 Or they came here and they work in one for a long time before they become, I don't know, a doctor?

00:53:31.000 Like, if an Indian doctor comes in, I'm like, alright, I'm in good hands. 1.00

00:53:34.000 If a white doctor comes in, I'm like, can you go get an Indian? 0.98

00:53:38.000 Was this a diversity quota, Mr. White? 0.87

00:53:41.000 Bangladeshi, I don't care. 1.00

00:53:43.000 You know, like two creams and a coffee.

00:53:45.000 Can you get me that?

00:53:46.000 Something?

00:53:47.000 Right around there?

00:53:48.000 On the color scale?

00:53:49.000 Kind of a mocha finish.

00:53:51.000 Darker. 0.81

00:53:52.000 No, I mean, I like you.

00:53:54.000 Yeah, but I can see your blue veins in your forearms. 1.00

00:53:57.000 You look like that bitch from Pixar's Brave. 1.00

00:54:01.000 You know what I'm talking about? 1.00

00:54:02.000 I don't think you can fix my condition.

00:54:03.000 We only have a female Indian doctor. 1.00

00:54:05.000 Yeah, that's fine.

00:54:06.000 Any Indian doctor.

00:54:07.000 Compassion.

00:54:10.000 Deal.

00:54:11.000 Just get out.

00:54:11.000 Done.

00:54:12.000 So let me read you here from the same MIT interview.

00:54:15.000 Were you about to say something?

00:54:16.000 I was just going to say, following up on your Biden-esque, a bunch of surveys were taken and it's anywhere from like 1 in 10 Biden voters wouldn't have voted for him to 1 in 6.

00:54:25.000 Wow.

00:54:26.000 Surveyed.

00:54:27.000 So 10%, or I don't do the fractions, what's 1 in 6?

00:54:31.000 Is that 17%?

00:54:31.000 17%.

00:54:31.000 So on the low end, 10% fewer voters for Biden.

00:54:32.000 17%? 17% I said. So on the low end 10% fewer voters for Biden, on the high end 17% fewer

00:54:38.000 votes for Biden. Just from that one story.

00:54:41.000 Stephen, did he win by more than 10% in a lot of these swing states?

00:54:44.000 I'm just curious.

00:54:45.000 Oh, in the swing states?

00:54:46.000 No, absolutely not.

00:54:47.000 No, no, no.

00:54:47.000 Okay, yeah.

00:54:48.000 No, no.

00:54:48.000 I mean, he could go on telling every Swedish masseuse that he won the popular vote for the rest of his life, like Al Gore, but he wouldn't have won the election.

00:54:54.000 He would not be the former vice president.

00:54:56.000 No, he would not be the former vice president.

00:54:57.000 Okay.

00:54:57.000 So let me get back to this part.

00:55:01.000 During that same MIT interview, when asked to define misinformation, Agrawal said this, Defining misinformation is really, really hard.

00:55:11.000 No, it's not.

00:55:12.000 As we learn through time, our understanding of truth also evolves.

00:55:18.000 No, it doesn't.

00:55:19.000 So, we've focused way less on what's true and what's false.

00:55:23.000 Kind of the whole point of determining misinformation.

00:55:26.000 We've focused way more on potential for harm as a result of certain content being amplified on the platform without appropriate context.

00:55:36.000 Like looking at someone who was a woman for her entire life winning an Academy Award, now taking a picture of Raisinette albino nipples and saying, oh, that's her! 0.92

00:55:48.000 That's more harmful. 0.95

00:55:49.000 Our definition of truth also evolves!

00:55:54.000 No.

00:55:54.000 Now, this is something that's very under addressed.

00:56:02.000 The understanding of truth does not evolve.

00:56:04.000 That's why I hate the term, my truth.

00:56:05.000 There is the truth.

00:56:07.000 Now, your understanding of information... My truth is just a lie.

00:56:11.000 It's just a lie, yeah.

00:56:13.000 In aggregation, our ability to disseminate information, to determine exactly what is correct, what is the truth, we have more tools at our disposal to be able to more accurately assess the truth.

00:56:26.000 However, if you're not using those tools With your North Star being how to most accurately assess and disseminate truth, those tools actually become clubs against the truth.

00:56:39.000 That's what's happening here.

00:56:41.000 Our understanding of truth has evolved.

00:56:43.000 Really?

00:56:45.000 How so?

00:56:47.000 Truth is You mean to say there's no absolute truth?

00:56:52.000 Oh, that's a slippery slope that we all want to slide down.

00:56:54.000 Right, of course.

00:56:55.000 Kind of like, well, hey, we don't know if the Hunter Biden laptop story is true.

00:57:00.000 Well, here's the confirmation.

00:57:02.000 Oh, we don't want to look at it, so we're just going to ban it.

00:57:04.000 I'd like to direct you to another tweet.

00:57:06.000 Here's Donald Trump's illegally leaked tax returns.

00:57:09.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:57:10.000 You know what?

00:57:11.000 That's aces.

00:57:13.000 Or Seth Meyers, one of the two.

00:57:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:57:15.000 Oh, wait, Donald Trump said peacefully and patriotically protest?

00:57:19.000 Ah, it doesn't matter, we're gonna ban him.

00:57:20.000 What about the Ayatollah?

00:57:21.000 Seems like a good chap.

00:57:23.000 January 6th, the most violent day in history.

00:57:26.000 Most violent day ever.

00:57:27.000 But Kenosha was, you know, Kyle Rittenhouse went down looking for trouble.

00:57:30.000 Well, and there was a car that did some things, you know, so.

00:57:34.000 Well, the car drove itself into some people.

00:57:36.000 Yes, the car drove itself.

00:57:37.000 We now have a problem with SUVs.

00:57:40.000 I mean, pretty soon we won't even have sedans.

00:57:42.000 You've seen the movie, Christine.

00:57:44.000 Oh, we all have.

00:57:44.000 Yeah, that's what happened.

00:57:46.000 Scary.

00:57:46.000 Oh, the car, the Stephen King one?

00:57:48.000 I was thinking of Simone.

00:57:49.000 The John Carpenter movie, good.

00:57:51.000 Simone was not.

00:57:52.000 No, no it was not.

00:57:54.000 I have a woman who's a robot! 1.00

00:57:56.000 I thought it was Sim 1.

00:57:58.000 Maximum Overdrive, it's not good but it's enjoyable.

00:58:01.000 Or The Car, it's also a great film.

00:58:05.000 By the way, what is that thing in India called that I'm trying to remember?

00:58:10.000 I think, Kevin.

00:58:11.000 Curry.

00:58:11.000 Was it called evening teasing?

00:58:14.000 Eve teasing? 0.62

00:58:15.000 What?

00:58:16.000 In India, for people who don't know, it's a practice.

00:58:19.000 It's a practice.

00:58:20.000 It's recognized law in India.

00:58:22.000 Yeah, eve teasing.

00:58:23.000 Eve teasing, where maybe you can read the definition. 0.75

00:58:26.000 And by the way, all references available at LotOfCurry.com.

00:58:28.000 I want to know where the Me Too people are, where women will get onto a bus and men are legally allowed to grope them. 1.00

00:58:33.000 Group grope! 0.99

00:58:35.000 I thought this was Santa Claus' thing earlier, the Eve teasing.

00:58:39.000 Come Santa Claus, come Santa Claus, now he's finished on me.

00:58:43.000 That was really fast. 0.99

00:58:45.000 There are horrific videos of Indian women getting raped on buses. 0.99

00:58:51.000 Horrific. 0.99

00:58:52.000 Eve teasing.

00:58:54.000 Explain to people the practice.

00:58:56.000 It's not even a greyhound and you'd assume so.

00:58:58.000 Why as a woman would you ever get on the rape bus? 1.00

00:59:02.000 Shouldn't have chosen spirit! 0.99

00:59:04.000 Well, I don't think you know it's a rape bus. 1.00

00:59:07.000 We make you check your carry-ons just so we know you are unarmed, EFTs, EFTs, EFTs, so tell them what it is.

00:59:14.000 Isn't rape in front of the word bus a bit redundant? 0.54

00:59:16.000 Yeah, it does seem redundant.

00:59:17.000 They say this is not the right bus.

00:59:19.000 Alright guys, I want to show people what is EFTs.

00:59:21.000 EFTs is a euphemism primarily occurring in Indian English used for public sexual harassment or sexual assault of women by men. 0.57

00:59:29.000 How dare you! 0.99

00:59:30.000 And what's the legal status of that there?

00:59:33.000 The legal status in India.

00:59:35.000 Yeah, because it's something that actually happens quite a bit,

00:59:38.000 and at the very least there are no legal ramifications, but it is a cultural practice.

00:59:42.000 Now here's the thing, what happens if you speak out against it?

00:59:45.000 Well, an EVE teasing is just, it's like saying the word flirtation.

00:59:49.000 Yes.

00:59:50.000 It's just a wave.

00:59:51.000 It's creepy as hell.

00:59:52.000 Unbelievable.

00:59:52.000 I've never even heard of this.

00:59:54.000 He said that it is illegal, but culturally it's still around.

00:59:57.000 Like, they don't... They don't please it?

00:59:58.000 Yeah, they don't please it.

00:59:59.000 You can find all these videos everywhere.

01:00:02.000 So it's frowned upon, basically.

01:00:03.000 It's frowned upon.

01:00:04.000 Listen, it is generally frowned upon, okay?

01:00:07.000 But if you play with a couple of fun bags on a greyhound, Uncle Vishnu's none the wiser!

01:00:13.000 I think the problem is it's not friend-upon.

01:00:14.000 It's illegal, but it's not friend-upon.

01:00:16.000 Well, you say tomato, I say grab her cans! 1.00

01:00:21.000 Unbelievable. 0.98

01:00:22.000 I say tomato, you say rape. 0.96

01:00:26.000 I say I want Biddy! 0.98

01:00:28.000 Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.

01:00:30.000 She can do nothing! 0.99

01:00:31.000 I say we airdrop in some Walthers and let the ladies defend themselves. 1.00

01:00:34.000 Hey, that's a good idea.

01:00:35.000 You can call me your little stowaway!

01:00:39.000 More like soulless playing.

01:00:41.000 Oh my gosh.

01:00:42.000 I mean, look, you guys can run assertions.

01:00:44.000 My point is, if you just have a government in charge of what is allowed to be spoken and what is not, and more importantly now, if that is as a proxy to that, can you think of any government?

01:00:55.000 Go throughout all of human history.

01:00:58.000 Look at any empire, okay?

01:00:59.000 Look at the Romans, look at the Greeks, look at the Ottomans, look at the Mongols, look at the English Empire, okay? 0.61

01:01:05.000 Have any of them actually been more powerful than this conglomeration of Alphabet, which is Google, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Apple, Microsoft, Amazon?

01:01:17.000 Because these people All ban speech or content at the same time.

01:01:23.000 That doesn't happen by accident.

01:01:25.000 They act like a group, like a school, like a pack.

01:01:30.000 Can you think of any government that has been more powerful on a global scale than this corporate oligarchy, effectively?

01:01:38.000 And honestly, this is very, very different.

01:01:40.000 It's only transpired in the last 10 years.

01:01:44.000 And here's what's even scarier, because when we were kids, you didn't have that.

01:01:46.000 When we were kids, you know, you had, like, people like, oh, that's that powerhouse of a company, uh, Milton Bradley.

01:01:52.000 You know what I mean?

01:01:52.000 Like, oh, yeah, they made a killing on Don't Wake Daddy.

01:01:54.000 Now it's like, it's, it's, it's, these are, these are peanuts, right?

01:01:57.000 They're not even something they wouldn't even register.

01:01:59.000 Big radio flyer.

01:02:00.000 Oh, yeah.

01:02:01.000 Yeah, they really did well with Barrel of Monkeys.

01:02:04.000 Boy!

01:02:05.000 I wish I got in on that crown floor!

01:02:07.000 Whereas now, you have these guys, so ten years.

01:02:10.000 Yeah, ten years.

01:02:12.000 But now really in the last, what would you say, five, six years, you have the most powerful companies that have ever existed, more powerful than almost any empire that's ever existed, and now they're placing people at the heads of these companies who say, we don't believe in the First Amendment, we don't follow free speech, and our understanding of truth has evolved, and it's more important about reducing harm And making sure that the right people are heard.

01:02:35.000 And they never are held accountable in determining who the right people are in being heard.

01:02:41.000 And guess what?

01:02:42.000 That's not only how elections are changed, that's not only how your freedoms are eroded, but that's how evil, horrible people stay in power.

01:02:53.000 And then we wonder, when this corruption gets unearthed, how could Harvey Weinstein have done it?

01:02:59.000 I don't know.

01:02:59.000 Maybe people running interference for him, determining which voices deserve to be heard and which ones don't.

01:03:04.000 How could Hunter Biden have thrown a gun in a dumpster at a grade school, smoked Parmesan cheese, sexted his niece, and had sex? 0.99

01:03:12.000 How could Jeffrey Epstein have had a sex island at a rape shower? 0.99

01:03:18.000 I don't know.

01:03:19.000 Maybe for the same reason that the people who were running interference for him all along aren't covering the trial.

01:03:27.000 And we have the most powerful companies that have ever existed, and now in the last few years, they have selected There's no other way to say it.

01:03:36.000 Totalitarians.

01:03:39.000 Woke totalitarians in charge of what information is deemed acceptable and not.

01:03:43.000 So, I say, this new CEO of Twitter, you guys can let me know what you think, who's scarier, but I think we are going to look back fondly on the memories of little old communist Jack. 0.99

01:03:54.000 Jack Dorsey, it looks like it's time for you to close.

01:03:57.000 You are like a punk rock kid.

01:03:59.000 If you look at pictures of you back in the day, if you pulled up the sleeves, you have a tattoo.

01:04:03.000 I have a tattoo.

01:04:04.000 I would not go away from that.

01:04:06.000 I'm still a punk.

01:04:14.000 You famously eat once a day.

01:04:19.000 The first week you start doing it, it feels like you have a superpower.

01:04:24.000 We haven't done a great job.

01:04:26.000 What was amazing to me about the punk scene and why I got into it is because there was this confidence of I'm not going to go off and be shy about learning.

01:04:36.000 People have felt that I don't want to be on this platform anymore because I'm being harassed and abused and I need to get the hell out.

01:04:43.000 Well, people harass and abuse me all day and night.

01:04:44.000 You don't do anything about that.

01:04:56.000 I harass and abuse him all the time.

01:04:57.000 He was talking about me. 0.90

01:04:58.000 That's true.

01:04:58.000 That is true.

01:04:59.000 It's our thing.

01:05:00.000 I say, ho ho ho, have you been a good boy this year?

01:05:04.000 You've kept your beanie on for all recordings, haven't you?

01:05:08.000 By the way, having a nose ring does not make you punk rock, it just makes you a girl. 0.70

01:05:13.000 Yes.

01:05:14.000 Well, hey, that's a loaded term these days.

01:05:16.000 Hey, smash the like button if you're watching on YouTube right now.

01:05:19.000 Smash that like button.

01:05:19.000 Smash it.

01:05:23.000 I'm going to end right now with this.

01:05:25.000 Look, people got really mad at Rush Limbaugh when he said that he hoped Barack Obama failed.

01:05:31.000 Of course, he wasn't hoping that America fails.

01:05:32.000 He was hoping that Barack Obama failed to implement his agenda so that America could remain standing.

01:05:38.000 Parag Agrawal, I absolutely hope you fail in implementing every measure that is on the record, references available at LotOfCredit.com.

01:05:47.000 I hope you fail miserably, and I hope that people I hope that people rise up and tell you just how wrong you are.

Louder with Crowder - November 30, 2021

UNEARTHED AUDIO! New Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal is ANTI-FREE SPEECH | Louder with Crowder

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