Louder with Crowder - May 18, 2022


Wait... Who Came Out as Republican? | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 13 minutes

Words per Minute

194.7606

Word Count

14,237

Sentence Count

1,365

Misogynist Sentences

34

Hate Speech Sentences

33


Summary

On this week's episode of RUMBLE and Mug Club, the boys are joined by their good friend Gerald A. to talk about a variety of topics, including the latest in the Joe Biden saga, the latest on the Equal Pay Act, and much, much more.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 🎵Berry Sail all the way to London🎵 🎵Up in purple🎵 x3
00:00:15.000 So, did you sleep well?
00:00:29.000 I I did.
00:00:32.000 Did you grow a mustache?
00:00:33.000 I did.
00:00:35.000 Do you like it?
00:00:35.000 I guess.
00:00:36.000 It's just a little weird.
00:00:38.000 Weird?
00:00:39.000 Well, you have me chained up in your basement, and I told you the other day I was gonna grow a mustache, and then you come down here and you have a mustache.
00:00:46.000 Whatever.
00:00:47.000 You didn't invent mustaches.
00:00:49.000 Whatever, man.
00:00:49.000 You're copying me.
00:00:50.000 Am not.
00:00:51.000 Could I just please have some of my Patriot Supply Oatmeal?
00:00:55.000 See?
00:00:56.000 We're so alike.
00:00:57.000 We finish each other's sentences.
00:00:59.000 Everybody loves my Patriot Supply, especially the... Pudding?
00:01:05.000 See?
00:01:05.000 See? We're like brothers.
00:01:07.000 Sigh.
00:01:09.000 Hey, maybe next Tuesday, do you think I could go to the bathroom alone?
00:01:17.000 How about this?
00:01:19.000 I won't hold it.
00:01:21.000 I'll just watch.
00:01:23.000 Thank you.
00:01:25.000 I'm gonna hang out with my friend Gerald until then.
00:01:35.000 You're a stranger in love, that's what I know.
00:01:40.000 You're a stranger in love, I know the ball.
00:02:08.000 Mmm.
00:02:12.000 You know, I just can't help it.
00:02:14.000 Let's just get right into it.
00:02:15.000 Hey, guess who's going bankrupt?
00:02:17.000 So, people listening on audio, you have to go over to YouTube
00:02:25.000 or Rumble.
00:02:26.000 Equal pay deal in soccer.
00:02:28.000 Oh boy.
00:02:31.000 Glad to be with you.
00:02:34.000 So you're going to reduce the men's pay.
00:02:35.000 That's what's happening.
00:02:36.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:02:36.000 Or performance.
00:02:39.000 Glad to be with you.
00:02:40.000 We have so much to get to today.
00:02:40.000 Look, one thing I want to talk about today, and I just need to let you know, if we get removed, and I'm not just saying today, be talking about the election.
00:02:48.000 Just so you know, freest, fairest election of all time.
00:02:50.000 I don't buy it.
00:02:51.000 Comment me, YouTube.
00:02:52.000 So, if we get removed or we don't tell you that we are doing, or not doing a show, I should say, we're doing it every Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
00:02:59.000 Eastern, Rumble, and Mug Club, where today we're going to do an extra 45 minutes on stuff that we can't talk about here.
00:03:05.000 That's true, and something that you love near and dear.
00:03:07.000 Well, it's important to note, look, there's a narrative now that's coming, crumbling down, and I think people, and I hate to use that term because everyone in politics is like, well, narrative, like, you know, Cawthorne, like, a narrative that I stuck my junk in my cousin's face.
00:03:17.000 Well, that's not a narrative, you did it.
00:03:20.000 That people, it's required for you to not question what's happening or what has happened, certainly with a myriad of issues, whether it's COVID, whether it's the election, and sort of a fund, the foundation of that is that this is the most popular former vice president ever.
00:03:36.000 Joe Biden.
00:03:37.000 We've gone through, now there's been some Twitter analytics that show how many followers of his are fake, but when we look at what's happened with YouTube and how they've actually changed the algorithms, the dislike buttons for him, once you remove that precept, it all comes crumbling down and there is no way that this is the most popular president of all time.
00:03:54.000 So let me know, you know, comment, comment below.
00:03:55.000 Do you buy?
00:03:56.000 Do the, what they tally it up to now?
00:03:59.000 142 million votes that he got?
00:04:00.000 I think maybe 150.
00:04:02.000 Do you buy that every single one of those votes is Legitimate?
00:04:08.000 It's okay, YouTube.
00:04:09.000 It's okay, YouTube.
00:04:09.000 Hit that button.
00:04:12.000 Alright, so we'll be talking about that, but first, Gerald A., how are you, sir?
00:04:15.000 I am well, how are you?
00:04:16.000 My neck is just... I'm doing a bad neck thing.
00:04:18.000 Yeah, it's just recurring, and the chiropractors are mad at us from two days ago when we, you know, pointed out the truth.
00:04:24.000 Wait, you tried to go see one and they wouldn't crack your neck?
00:04:27.000 Well, I tried to see one through a scope, and then, uh... He waved.
00:04:30.000 No idea what that means.
00:04:32.000 It was more of a flail.
00:04:33.000 Help!
00:04:36.000 Saw the red dot.
00:04:37.000 Yeah.
00:04:38.000 You know, you can follow him on Twitter at LandauDave.
00:04:41.000 He's going to be this weekend, the 27th, 28th at Big Al's in Emily, Minnesota.
00:04:46.000 Dave Landau, how are you?
00:04:47.000 Next weekend, sorry.
00:04:48.000 You're all good.
00:04:49.000 Ahoy, how about you?
00:04:50.000 I forgot the date.
00:04:50.000 I didn't.
00:04:51.000 That's okay, you're fine.
00:04:52.000 I forgot what today's date was.
00:04:54.000 I remembered your date.
00:04:55.000 I don't know dates.
00:04:55.000 Yeah.
00:04:56.000 Yeah, well.
00:04:57.000 But Big Al.
00:04:58.000 Big Al's a good big guy.
00:04:59.000 Is he still big?
00:05:00.000 He's an actual person?
00:05:01.000 Yeah, he's a big fan of the show.
00:05:02.000 Good for him.
00:05:03.000 Really good guy.
00:05:04.000 Good job, Big Al.
00:05:04.000 That's bold, putting your name on there and it's Big Al and it not being, you know, a male strip club.
00:05:09.000 Or a gay animal sanctuary.
00:05:10.000 Yes, exactly.
00:05:12.000 But he's actually a really great guy, big fan of the show.
00:05:15.000 Awesome.
00:05:16.000 We also have to amend, we're going to have to amend something that we discussed yesterday regarding Project Veritas and the honeypotting that they do.
00:05:23.000 So we will admonish ourselves.
00:05:24.000 We have to do a fact check.
00:05:25.000 We'll do that later today.
00:05:26.000 But first, here is one of my favorite clips of the week.
00:05:33.000 Of ever, actually.
00:05:34.000 Not just this week.
00:05:35.000 Of ever, of all time.
00:05:36.000 Here's an Amazon porch thief.
00:05:37.000 That's a problem.
00:05:39.000 I've had them.
00:05:40.000 Also, by the way, stop sending me communion cups.
00:05:43.000 Johnny Boyna, I have gotten the wrong package to my house so many times, and it's 4,000 little communion cups.
00:05:49.000 It's every Catholic in America trying to get you to convert.
00:05:51.000 No, no, no, it's clearly a church that has a similar address, and I just say, I don't know where to, I tried to return it, they won't let me return it, so Amazon, you know, get your crap together.
00:05:58.000 Get your crap together.
00:06:00.000 You can't refuse to just share.
00:06:02.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:06:03.000 From the holy grail guy.
00:06:04.000 Oh, that's right.
00:06:05.000 Yeah.
00:06:06.000 There's a herpes epidemic.
00:06:07.000 So, this Amazon porch thief.
00:06:10.000 Father O'Malley, naughty boy.
00:06:13.000 He runs into the brick wall that is a USMC veteran.
00:06:18.000 And by the way, it means Marine.
00:06:20.000 I'm gonna put this shit on my face. I'm gonna try to see if I can get this bitch to call me.
00:06:44.000 I wasn't trying to steal it.
00:06:45.000 I'm from there to go.
00:06:47.000 What's up, man?
00:06:48.000 I'm from there to go.
00:06:49.000 I don't see no baggage, though.
00:06:50.000 What the fuck you calling me?
00:06:51.000 What's in that bag?
00:06:52.000 See, I told you.
00:06:53.000 I'm a movie crap.
00:06:56.000 Marine Corps, now.
00:06:57.000 I'm a Marine Corps, now.
00:06:58.000 Get that.
00:06:59.000 Get that in your ass, man.
00:07:00.000 I'm waiting for the law.
00:07:01.000 I'm done.
00:07:02.000 I should have killed your mother.
00:07:03.000 Now, my bad.
00:07:04.000 I'm going to bring that baggage back.
00:07:05.000 No, no.
00:07:06.000 Fuck all that.
00:07:07.000 I'm going to bring that baggage back.
00:07:08.000 I love how he just concedes to me and lays on the man's balcony, who was just trying
00:07:14.000 Rob in a puddle of his own feces He's like, ah, damn.
00:07:18.000 I just got riffed.
00:07:19.000 Oh, I shit myself.
00:07:20.000 You got a wet wife?
00:07:21.000 Oh, is this box got a modium in it?
00:07:26.000 Get my ass a Pepto Bismol!
00:07:29.000 The best use of a ring doorbell ever.
00:07:31.000 You think the man's going to help you who you just tried to rob?
00:07:34.000 Yeah.
00:07:35.000 But you said you weren't trying to rob yet.
00:07:37.000 The only way that's gonna go off is if you try to take the package.
00:07:41.000 And you have a mask on.
00:07:42.000 Why?
00:07:43.000 You're obviously there just to help, right?
00:07:46.000 You know that guy's robbed a bank and just showed up to a teller with blue dye like, this money is defective.
00:07:51.000 I need to return it.
00:07:52.000 Yeah, the blue dye goes off.
00:07:54.000 Did you see what he did?
00:07:55.000 Oh, I shit myself.
00:07:56.000 Oh, that's brown dye.
00:07:59.000 That's what that is.
00:08:01.000 It was like that when I found it.
00:08:01.000 Yeah.
00:08:02.000 Yeah.
00:08:03.000 Oh, man.
00:08:04.000 He reached into his underwear and pulled his hand up to his neck.
00:08:07.000 Smell it and said, I shit myself.
00:08:09.000 I don't think that's necessary.
00:08:11.000 No, it's not.
00:08:12.000 That's a choice at that point.
00:08:13.000 Well, yeah, but that's on camera.
00:08:15.000 And he wasn't going to put it on the internet?
00:08:19.000 I think you can feel, yes, yes indeed, I have crapped my pants.
00:08:22.000 I don't need to feel down there to see if it's true.
00:08:24.000 That's gonna haunt him every day the rest of his life from everyone he knows.
00:08:28.000 You think he's gonna wear a diaper now when he goes porch thieving?
00:08:32.000 Oh, probably.
00:08:33.000 Oh yeah, I love that guy's taunting.
00:08:34.000 Oh!
00:08:35.000 Oh yeah!
00:08:35.000 That's what you get!
00:08:36.000 Yeah!
00:08:37.000 A marine boy, I love that he tells us who he is.
00:08:40.000 That's what you get!
00:08:45.000 A sense of entitlement to go back to the porch that you were trying to rob to ask for help.
00:08:49.000 And you live next door.
00:08:51.000 He's like, I live next door, I wasn't trying to steal.
00:08:53.000 I was trying to bring the baggage back!
00:08:55.000 What did you learn as robbing from the Big Bad Wolf?
00:08:58.000 Let me in!
00:08:59.000 Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin, mother- I need to use the phone!
00:09:03.000 In case you didn't know who I was because of the mask, I live right next door and I got shit in my pants.
00:09:10.000 It wasn't me, though.
00:09:11.000 Somebody shit in my pants.
00:09:12.000 He lives next door.
00:09:12.000 They're gonna have to see each other every day.
00:09:14.000 Yeah, every day.
00:09:15.000 Hi, Carl.
00:09:15.000 Forever.
00:09:16.000 Just puts his head down and walks away.
00:09:18.000 How's your pants?
00:09:21.000 I noticed you tend to only wear brown dickies now.
00:09:24.000 Is that what you do?
00:09:26.000 That's a style choice, right?
00:09:27.000 Hey, can you pick up this package for me?
00:09:32.000 Hey, you got a job yet?
00:09:34.000 Hey man, I want to make amends.
00:09:36.000 Got a gift for you.
00:09:36.000 Just tosses him a mousetrap.
00:09:38.000 Oh damn!
00:09:38.000 Oh no!
00:09:39.000 I pooped again!
00:09:40.000 Just throws a flashbang at him.
00:09:42.000 Here you go, bye!
00:09:43.000 Yeah, while he catches it, all of a sudden he's just getting hit with bottle rockets.
00:09:46.000 Just a Roman candle.
00:09:48.000 He owns that guy now.
00:09:50.000 Totally.
00:09:52.000 Screw with him forever.
00:09:52.000 Oh, it's the best.
00:09:55.000 I'm sorry, I needed that.
00:09:56.000 Everyone should do that.
00:09:57.000 It helps.
00:09:59.000 Even if it's your loved one who's coming home and picking up the package.
00:10:02.000 Yeah, well... That's what you get, Felicia!
00:10:06.000 Yeah.
00:10:06.000 I told you!
00:10:07.000 Yelling at your wife.
00:10:08.000 Do it to old incontinent Uncle Mo.
00:10:10.000 Yes.
00:10:11.000 That would get him to move.
00:10:14.000 By the way, don't do that.
00:10:15.000 Don't, don't rig your packages as much as we do.
00:10:18.000 Yeah, it's like way less funny.
00:10:19.000 It's just, are my hips shattered?
00:10:21.000 Yeah.
00:10:22.000 Oh, sorry.
00:10:22.000 Yeah, you're gonna bleed out on the porch!
00:10:24.000 Yeah, you like that?
00:10:25.000 I did nothing to you.
00:10:27.000 I was trying to help.
00:10:29.000 It was labeled.
00:10:29.000 It was labeled with my name and Christmas wrapped.
00:10:31.000 Amazon told me they gave it to you to give to me.
00:10:34.000 It's Metamucil.
00:10:37.000 Oh, I'll keep you regular mother...
00:10:40.000 Oh, gosh.
00:10:41.000 I hope there's a follow-up of them, you know, just pulling up at night.
00:10:44.000 So fun.
00:10:45.000 Good evening, Sam.
00:10:46.000 All right.
00:10:46.000 He smells his hand.
00:10:49.000 Would you look at it?
00:10:51.000 You didn't know?
00:10:52.000 Yeah.
00:10:52.000 You're like, is this?
00:10:54.000 Is that Putin?
00:10:55.000 Yeah.
00:10:56.000 I'm just disoriented.
00:10:57.000 That's the only thing it could be, sir.
00:11:01.000 Starts blaming him.
00:11:02.000 You put shit in my pants!
00:11:04.000 What?
00:11:04.000 Why would you do that?
00:11:05.000 What kind of voodoo?
00:11:07.000 That was a shit-splosive.
00:11:08.000 Oh, jeez.
00:11:09.000 I heard about these, but I never seen it.
00:11:13.000 I want to see a slow-mo of him when he grabs the package and goes flying off the board.
00:11:17.000 That's some duty mite that you got in there.
00:11:19.000 Not my fault.
00:11:21.000 It's an M-Shitty.
00:11:24.000 Alright.
00:11:24.000 Oh, that's good stuff.
00:11:26.000 Okay, I'm sorry.
00:11:27.000 We're children.
00:11:28.000 We're not, sorry.
00:11:30.000 No, we're not and neither is that guy and it's hilarious.
00:11:34.000 We just need more of this.
00:11:35.000 I hope just that there are a bunch of people who start doing this in New York City.
00:11:38.000 Well, and I think the guy's fine.
00:11:39.000 I don't think it was like he didn't get shot or anything.
00:11:41.000 I wouldn't care.
00:11:42.000 Well, yeah, it doesn't matter to me.
00:11:45.000 At a certain point, like there used to be a time in society when people were only net drains where all they would do is steal or harm.
00:11:51.000 And you're like, I'm sorry, we're just we're just gonna have to execute you.
00:11:54.000 It wasn't just for the offense of murder.
00:11:55.000 It's like if you're doing nothing but taking and harming you were you were excommunicated from the group.
00:12:00.000 There you go.
00:12:01.000 I'm sure everybody here has had an Amazon package stolen.
00:12:04.000 I've had many.
00:12:04.000 Yep.
00:12:06.000 Which really, when you think about it, that could be a lot of work for very little payoff.
00:12:09.000 You don't know what's in those packages.
00:12:10.000 No.
00:12:11.000 You get home and you're like, oh good, vitamins.
00:12:13.000 For women.
00:12:15.000 Or COVID tests, like in LA.
00:12:17.000 But sometimes it could be like, baby formula!
00:12:20.000 Almost got that shit!
00:12:21.000 Yeah, you just got ten grand.
00:12:25.000 Oh, that's old Price Gouger tie.
00:12:28.000 You can get your formula from him.
00:12:31.000 He's got a corner on Similac.
00:12:33.000 Doesn't smell the best, but you know.
00:12:35.000 Good for upset stomachs.
00:12:37.000 Alright.
00:12:38.000 So I do that because we're going to have to get something a little bit heavier here.
00:12:41.000 But you remember the guy Jaden Hayden?
00:12:45.000 I know it sounds like a made-up name but it's not.
00:12:48.000 He was the man who was on video and this is another example of why we love seeing what you just saw because of the catch and release that you see with violent criminals that you see with the worst among us it's destroyed cities and this namely happens in leftist cities.
00:12:59.000 So Jaden Hayden was the man who was on video and I warn you that this next unlike the previous clip which was hysterical Maybe it was in Westland specifically.
00:13:07.000 It was a feel-good story of the year. This is pretty rough.
00:13:09.000 I'm gonna show it really short But this is the guy who beat up an elderly man and the old
00:13:13.000 folks home in Michigan Let me refresh your memory and I'll keep it as short as I
00:13:16.000 can. It was in Westland. Yeah Yeah, all right, okay people get the point yeah
00:13:25.000 So, in case you don't remember, that video goes on for a minute and a half, was not the only video of that kind because of policy that was taking place in Michigan.
00:13:32.000 Again, under the guise of COVID, all of your freedoms and basic social boundaries were removed where they were putting young people who tested positive for COVID into old folks homes.
00:13:42.000 Yeah, that was not a worker.
00:13:43.000 I originally thought that was somebody who worked there who was pissed off.
00:13:46.000 Nope, that was somebody put in his room.
00:13:47.000 And that old man went on to, uh, to die.
00:13:49.000 To kill himself.
00:13:50.000 Start himself.
00:13:51.000 So, after the time of the arrest that, uh...
00:13:54.000 That man, Jaden, his father did come out.
00:13:56.000 And to his father's credit, he even said that his son had mental problems.
00:13:59.000 He said, it should have never happened because he should have never been put in that environment.
00:14:03.000 I just don't want people to think that he's this vicious individual.
00:14:06.000 He's got mental issues.
00:14:08.000 Well, look, he does have mental issues and he's a vicious individual.
00:14:11.000 And, um, the guy, the old man, uh, died two months after the meeting.
00:14:15.000 Yeah.
00:14:16.000 Now here's the thing.
00:14:16.000 What happened is, yeah.
00:14:17.000 After the, uh, uh, Well, he was arrested in April.
00:14:22.000 He was just found, this is the quote, incompetent to go to trial because he was diagnosed with autism and schizophrenia.
00:14:30.000 And so that's it.
00:14:34.000 So just back on the street, right?
00:14:35.000 Yeah.
00:14:36.000 Oh, you back out.
00:14:37.000 Oh, that's the best place for him.
00:14:39.000 Yeah.
00:14:39.000 So wait a minute.
00:14:40.000 He has schizophrenia.
00:14:42.000 And so we're just like, yeah, put him back on the street.
00:14:44.000 Yeah.
00:14:45.000 Well, he's incompetent to go through a trial.
00:14:49.000 So he's competent for society?
00:14:53.000 He can't just say the words not guilty in a plea because he's so out of his mind.
00:14:57.000 Let's send him back out in the street.
00:14:58.000 No, no, no.
00:14:59.000 He's going to be a poll worker.
00:15:02.000 He's going to be the 2001st mule.
00:15:04.000 Yes, he's doing security at an old folks home in Florida.
00:15:09.000 So this is, again, like I've talked about, it was because Whitmer decided this is what happened.
00:15:12.000 Young people with COVID were sent into nursing homes.
00:15:15.000 You know, people talk about how it spread like wildfire through nursing homes, and I understand that because old people were more susceptible.
00:15:20.000 We get it.
00:15:21.000 But it wasn't the only thing that was happening.
00:15:23.000 They were sending young people with COVID saying, where do we put them?
00:15:26.000 Nursing homes.
00:15:28.000 And by the way, this is something that we did a rally, where some media tried to claim it was like some kind of a supremacy rally, or they tried to claim that there were terrorists, then they tried to say, actually it was nothing, there were only 300 people, when there were thousands of people on the state lawn.
00:15:40.000 And you can still, by the way, send your FOIA request to Governor Whitmer at LydiaRuthCarter.com slash WhitmerDeathToll.
00:15:46.000 She's never released the actual numbers.
00:15:48.000 We know that it's much, much higher than what she's admitted.
00:15:51.000 Yeah, well, I mean a lot of people died of COVID and blows to the head, so in fairness it wasn't all COVID.
00:15:57.000 It wasn't all COVID.
00:15:58.000 Yeah.
00:15:59.000 Not even kidding.
00:16:00.000 Sending COVID patients back into a nursing home was a bad enough idea.
00:16:03.000 Obviously it happened in New York, it happened in Michigan, it happened other places too.
00:16:07.000 But sending a young person into it, it's like, these are the most vulnerable people both
00:16:12.000 for violence and for something like COVID.
00:16:14.000 What the hell was he thinking?
00:16:15.000 We had been saying from the beginning, you need to protect the vulnerable, namely the
00:16:19.000 elderly, the immune compromised, and then let it run its course with society, not lock
00:16:23.000 everyone else down.
00:16:24.000 They did the exact opposite.
00:16:25.000 Now, I want to really be clear about something.
00:16:27.000 I talked about this with Nancy Pelosi.
00:16:28.000 People use the lazy argument, oh, you're a hypocrite.
00:16:31.000 Oh, Governor Whitmer's a hypocrite.
00:16:33.000 Nancy, it's not that they're a hypocrite.
00:16:34.000 Everyone is a hypocrite.
00:16:35.000 If you have any kind of standards, you're a hypocrite.
00:16:37.000 I'm a hypocrite.
00:16:38.000 Gerald's a hypocrite.
00:16:39.000 Dave's a hypocrite.
00:16:39.000 Everyone here is a hypocrite.
00:16:40.000 It's not that someone is hypocritical.
00:16:43.000 It's when they are demanding rules of you that they don't believe.
00:16:48.000 So Governor Whitmer, the small action that told you that was true, so when she locked down the state and she was out with 12 people at a pizza parlor, With no mask on.
00:16:56.000 That told you, not that she was a hypocrite, but that she wasn't actually scared of COVID.
00:17:01.000 When she was saying, we need to lock down the economy because we need to protect people, and sending young people with COVID into old folks' homes, it's not that she's hypocritical, it's that she doesn't actually care about saving people.
00:17:14.000 She doesn't buy what she's selling you.
00:17:17.000 That's the issue.
00:17:19.000 And that's what is destroying our country right now.
00:17:22.000 It's not that she doesn't care about saving people.
00:17:23.000 She's an accomplice to murder at that point.
00:17:26.000 In my opinion.
00:17:26.000 Yep.
00:17:27.000 And she has her husband calling places and saying, I'd like to get my boat in the water if that's okay.
00:17:33.000 And then he's like, what if I tell you I'm the governor's husband?
00:17:36.000 He's like, well, then I would tell you you're never allowed to put your boat in the water at my dock.
00:17:41.000 I would like to apologize for your boat burning tomorrow.
00:17:44.000 Oh, you're the one with the glass bottom boat.
00:17:46.000 Oh, sorry.
00:17:46.000 No, no.
00:17:46.000 It's just a hole.
00:17:47.000 Sorry about that.
00:17:48.000 That's our bad.
00:17:49.000 But yeah, you're absolutely right.
00:17:51.000 These are people who, they use power.
00:17:53.000 That's not hypocrisy.
00:17:55.000 You know what happens to you, Dave, if you're negligent and it leads to the death of somebody else?
00:17:55.000 Right.
00:18:00.000 You go to prison.
00:18:00.000 Potentially you're in jail, right?
00:18:02.000 So, Governor Whitmer, you were pretty negligent here.
00:18:05.000 This wasn't like far-off stuff that you had to go, oh man, what in my crystal ball should I do with people who have COVID that are 27 years old that have mental problems?
00:18:13.000 We could have figured that out pretty easily, right?
00:18:15.000 That's not negligence?
00:18:16.000 Well, two things.
00:18:17.000 First off, Admonish Gerald hit that Admonish button because Whitmer does not use a crystal ball.
00:18:21.000 She used the mirror mirror on the wall.
00:18:23.000 We want to make sure we get that right.
00:18:25.000 Also, the guy who we just showed you, the Marine who rigged his Amazon package, he does that in the wrong state.
00:18:30.000 He's the one arrested.
00:18:31.000 So you have people like this criminal back on the streets, you have repeat violent offenders back on the streets, and then people who protect their own house and home are the ones who are arrested.
00:18:38.000 Keep in mind this is the same party that wants to vilify you for having a gun in your house to protect yourself.
00:18:44.000 It's the inconsistency of their policies consistently leads to the death of more law-abiding citizens, to the harm of more law-abiding citizens.
00:18:55.000 Citizens, yes.
00:18:57.000 My neck thing is messing up my appetite.
00:18:58.000 Do you have a stroke?
00:18:59.000 No, I ate a bunch of acidic food and you know those bumps on your tongue?
00:19:03.000 So I'm sitting there trying to talk like this.
00:19:05.000 You know what could make that Marine Corps thing better?
00:19:08.000 He could do a glitter bomb as well.
00:19:10.000 Just to rub it in.
00:19:12.000 Just sparkle.
00:19:13.000 I shit myself!
00:19:14.000 And I look gay!
00:19:18.000 Why'd you put the glitter in there?
00:19:19.000 I can't get this off, man.
00:19:20.000 I look abalike.
00:19:23.000 I see myself and I look gay.
00:19:23.000 Oh no!
00:19:24.000 This is almost like a gay... And he just starts playing over the speakers the gay mating call just shares.
00:19:29.000 Do you believe in love?
00:19:30.000 Let me in!
00:19:31.000 They're coming for me!
00:19:32.000 He all of a sudden realizes his mouth is glued.
00:19:34.000 Oh no!
00:19:35.000 Can I use your water hose?
00:19:36.000 This has to outrun a bunch of gay guys like 28 dicks later.
00:19:42.000 Help me.
00:19:45.000 Help!
00:19:45.000 Help!
00:19:46.000 I'm covered in glitter!
00:19:46.000 I smell it!
00:19:47.000 They're playing Cher!
00:19:48.000 I'm being chased!
00:19:49.000 What was in that package?
00:19:50.000 Astroglide?
00:19:51.000 I'll be darned.
00:19:53.000 Why did you buy bogey?
00:19:55.000 All right But yeah, we need more violent schizophrenics on the streets in Detroit.
00:20:09.000 I've always said that.
00:20:09.000 Well, we're reaching that point where a lot of people don't realize this.
00:20:12.000 You know, you had the soft on crime era, and then you had these heroes in film like Dirty Harry, like Charles Bronson, right?
00:20:19.000 Death Wish, where the vigilante genre was something that was cathartic for Americans because they felt helpless.
00:20:25.000 And you saw that in New York City with Bernie Getz.
00:20:29.000 Yeah.
00:20:30.000 I think there's a big disconnect between the Democratic Party and, again, law-abiding citizens who are seeing their neighborhoods being destroyed and feel as though they're helpless.
00:20:36.000 And they're seeing policies coming down the pike, like disarming them, like more catch-and-release, like basically some kinds of subsidies.
00:20:43.000 I mean, we can add all these up to encourage people to not work, which we know does not make for a productive, law-abiding society.
00:20:49.000 And there's a real disconnect between the elites who are not affected And you!
00:20:52.000 And that's why you have to rig your porch with, you know, a glitter bomb.
00:20:55.000 And then you see politicians actively stoking this violence, like going out and participating in these protests that burn down cities, saying that we'll have to be in the streets, like right before George Floyd's verdict was read, like, if it doesn't come back the right way, we're burning it down, basically.
00:21:10.000 They did the same thing with Roe v. Wade!
00:21:12.000 It's not just that you're not protected, it's they're actively encouraging the thing that is costing you and your community.
00:21:18.000 Right.
00:21:18.000 Every single time.
00:21:19.000 And you're being told that it's virtuous by the people that are supposed to protect you.
00:21:23.000 Who create the laws.
00:21:23.000 Right.
00:21:25.000 Who do you think would get more trouble?
00:21:26.000 The people protesting, let's say, at Brett Kavanaugh's house.
00:21:28.000 And I know they're on public property, but let's say that they went up to the porch and they get, you know, hit with like an Acme spring that sends them back to the Capitol.
00:21:36.000 Of course it would be a national story about how Kavanaugh would be in trouble.
00:21:38.000 Yeah of course.
00:21:39.000 I mean he was accused of gang rape which we know is compl...
00:21:42.000 We know for a...
00:21:43.000 An un...
00:21:45.000 This is not...
00:21:47.000 There's no conversation about it.
00:21:48.000 It has been proven, verifiably, that there was no gang rape that had ever taken place.
00:21:52.000 But you still have some people who believe it.
00:21:54.000 Oh, of course.
00:21:55.000 Alright, here's a story that just happened.
00:21:58.000 Which is, I guess, somewhat believable.
00:22:02.000 Somewhat?
00:22:03.000 I don't know.
00:22:04.000 It's a real story.
00:22:04.000 A three-month-old giraffe was successfully rehabilitated with an orthotic leg brace treatment.
00:22:10.000 We've got the picture right there.
00:22:12.000 It's a Donjoy brace.
00:22:13.000 I don't agree with you guys on this one.
00:22:16.000 I think it's very exciting.
00:22:17.000 If you're a giraffe and your legs don't work, come on.
00:22:21.000 What do you do?
00:22:21.000 Your ticket's been punched.
00:22:22.000 What's he gonna come in next with a neck brace?
00:22:25.000 I mean come on, you only have two things, long legs and a neck.
00:22:28.000 What do you drop him in the Serengeti and just let nature take its course?
00:22:32.000 Yes.
00:22:32.000 If nature's kind, they'll take him in as one of their own, but nature isn't.
00:22:35.000 It's a cruel place.
00:22:36.000 So they'll eat him.
00:22:36.000 But humans can be kind, and they built legs.
00:22:39.000 Yes, exactly.
00:22:40.000 Braces.
00:22:41.000 All you do is stand tall, and you can't even do that!
00:22:44.000 Actually, he was born with legs.
00:22:46.000 They were blown off trying to steal an Amazon package.
00:22:51.000 Well, Jeffrey's fallen under hard times in Toys R Us business.
00:22:55.000 Toys R Us business, when it went down.
00:22:57.000 In its wake.
00:22:59.000 Don't get me started on their rival gang, the KBs.
00:23:00.000 Now, in sad animal news, actually, Spider, the chupacabra, was decapitated in a gangland attack at the Bronx Zoo.
00:23:09.000 Yeah.
00:23:10.000 Poor guy.
00:23:12.000 Who runs, by the way, who runs the Bronx Zoo cartel?
00:23:15.000 I believe it's El Chimpo.
00:23:17.000 I hear drugs are a great ape.
00:23:19.000 Terrible.
00:23:21.000 I don't apologize for it, but to the Chupacabra, you know, you were taken from us too young.
00:23:26.000 We are sorry.
00:23:28.000 Much love.
00:23:30.000 I think it's good. Thanks for...
00:23:51.000 I think we made our point.
00:23:53.000 It's a proper tribute.
00:23:53.000 Yeah.
00:23:54.000 Hey, by the way, speaking of points, we just saw that commercial for My Patriot Supply.
00:23:58.000 Go to prepwithcrowder.com, you get $150 off on a three-month emergency food supply.
00:24:03.000 Here's the thing, you know, I've worked with them before in the past, the prepwithcrowder.com, it's Patriot Supply.
00:24:08.000 Guys, can you send me some more of the oatmeal?
00:24:10.000 I've asked you for it, and I don't know what interns you have working there, if it's like the thing where you guys are just pissing me off, refusing to send the oatmeal.
00:24:15.000 It's better than the oatmeal you get at the store.
00:24:17.000 Withholding oatmeal.
00:24:18.000 They're withholding oatmeal.
00:24:20.000 And pudding.
00:24:21.000 And pudding.
00:24:21.000 You like the pudding.
00:24:22.000 So love the sponsor, prepwithcrowder.com.
00:24:24.000 You get $150 off, but I don't like that they have not sent me more oatmeal.
00:24:28.000 Buckets of oatmeal.
00:24:29.000 Yeah, it's one of those things.
00:24:30.000 Look, you don't need to be a doomsday theorist.
00:24:32.000 I mean, just look at the guy stealing Amazon packages.
00:24:34.000 Look at that guy right now.
00:24:34.000 He just was let out.
00:24:35.000 He was beating up an old dude.
00:24:37.000 This is where we are in this country at this point.
00:24:39.000 I lived through the ice storm in Montreal.
00:24:40.000 You just need to have a supply of food and you need to have some water, some way to heat it.
00:24:44.000 People used to say that we were a conspiracy theorist if you're like, oh, you need to prep.
00:24:48.000 Yeah, I'm not talking about, you know, Red Dawn.
00:24:51.000 I'm just talking about making sure that I don't starve in the first 30 days.
00:24:53.000 The original Red Dawn, not the remake at all, right?
00:24:56.000 No, but what about just supply chain issues?
00:24:58.000 We've seen that with Name the product, and it's happened.
00:25:01.000 So, yeah, it's helpful.
00:25:02.000 Unfortunately, there's no baby formula in here.
00:25:04.000 Well, and you can't eat the chupacabra's head.
00:25:06.000 Right.
00:25:07.000 I mean, that's going to go... You can, it's just sinewy.
00:25:09.000 It's kind of gamey.
00:25:09.000 So fast.
00:25:10.000 Yeah.
00:25:10.000 All right.
00:25:11.000 Hey, this is another segment that we're going to hit here because he's more passionate about it.
00:25:14.000 It's time for Gerald to take the reins.
00:25:16.000 Rainsy knows things.
00:25:17.000 Is that, is that the best we can do?
00:25:29.000 Yeah, it is.
00:25:30.000 We're going to keep that stinger.
00:25:31.000 So, Gerald, you want to educate our audience.
00:25:34.000 I will.
00:25:34.000 Right, so this Black Lives Matter stuff... And by the way, you guys can all comment and we'll take your chats on how well you think Gerald's doing with this.
00:25:40.000 Oh, thank you.
00:25:41.000 You're just going to drink a 40 while I talk about this?
00:25:43.000 Is there a sponsor that brought you a bum that bought you a drink in the 90s?
00:25:48.000 Can you at least get a brown paper bag for it?
00:25:51.000 Bumpus!
00:25:51.000 Thank you.
00:25:52.000 Well, recently there was some tax filings that revealed some really interesting ways to spend money for the charity, the charity that was set up for Black Lives Matter.
00:26:01.000 And they had $90 million in donations received in 2020 alone.
00:26:06.000 And I think it'll be interesting for people to see how they spend it.
00:26:08.000 $90 million?
00:26:10.000 $90 million.
00:26:11.000 For BLM?
00:26:13.000 Some people say that's a lot of money.
00:26:16.000 I believe they say that's a lot of cheddar.
00:26:19.000 You know, that's a fair point.
00:26:21.000 1.8 million was sent to companies owned by the founder's relatives.
00:26:24.000 And I'm going to say paid.
00:26:25.000 You understand what I mean by paid, right?
00:26:27.000 Basically, they were given money.
00:26:28.000 Patrice Couleur's brother, Paul, was paid $840,000 for security services.
00:26:32.000 Dollars, $840,000.
00:26:32.000 Gotta keep my ass safe!
00:26:33.000 $840,000 for security services dollars 840 gotta keep my ass safe, right Damon don't wanna poop
00:26:39.000 Patrice's baby daddy was paid $970,000 to get this to help produce live events and
00:26:46.000 creative services because that's detailed enough for us to understand that this is totally
00:26:51.000 I am a creative serving person.
00:26:54.000 By the way, I need you to understand something too.
00:26:56.000 Did you hear those dollar amounts that I just gave out?
00:26:58.000 Yes.
00:26:58.000 And I told you that these donations were in 2020.
00:27:00.000 This is when they got the money.
00:27:02.000 So this is 2022, the beginning.
00:27:03.000 This is over a very short period of time that they were paid this much money.
00:27:07.000 I don't think that you could pay the highest charging company that promotes events that much money in that short of a period of time.
00:27:13.000 You could if it was unmarked.
00:27:17.000 I don't think that that's true, too.
00:27:18.000 No, this is important for people to know.
00:27:20.000 It's entirely been a scam from the beginning.
00:27:21.000 It is absolutely insane.
00:27:22.000 We talked about the homes that she purchased in another story we had done quite a while back, but now we're looking at the money.
00:27:28.000 She just basically gave away to relatives.
00:27:29.000 We just put her in a home?
00:27:30.000 You'd be like, yeah, creative services.
00:27:32.000 What did you do?
00:27:32.000 I know one that would be really good for her.
00:27:35.000 I came up with like paintings of BLM.
00:27:36.000 Oh, good.
00:27:37.000 This is fun.
00:27:38.000 You and Hunter Biden can go on a like painting tour, I guess.
00:27:40.000 All right, so another asset that they have is actually stocks.
00:27:43.000 So they had $42 million in other assets, $6 million in a compound invested.
00:27:48.000 For Studio City, it's a house, basically, that she lives in, saying, no, no, no, no, no, it's going to be for black artists and people to come in.
00:27:54.000 Yes.
00:27:54.000 And then $32 million in stocks.
00:27:56.000 Now, here's why they have- That's how I produce my mixtapes.
00:27:59.000 They have the stocks to make sure that they can continue to provide for future generations of BLM activists to come in and have money in the charity.
00:28:08.000 What if you buy the wrong stocks?
00:28:10.000 The market's going down right now.
00:28:12.000 How's that $32 million doing?
00:28:13.000 Well, how's she going to afford her battered scam artist shelter?
00:28:16.000 It was all GameStop at its highest point.
00:28:20.000 No, that's exactly right.
00:28:21.000 She hedged it with AMC.
00:28:23.000 No, no, no, but then it was mostly in Doge.
00:28:25.000 So they love the dogs.
00:28:28.000 It's a lot of Bitcoin.
00:28:30.000 It was a bad idea.
00:28:31.000 But hold on, so here's the silver lining.
00:28:35.000 Tuesday they came out on their website and they launched the Transparency Center.
00:28:39.000 Oh wow.
00:28:40.000 Maybe a little too late on that.
00:28:42.000 Here, you want me to read the quote?
00:28:44.000 Read the quote in a good voice.
00:28:45.000 Give me a voice.
00:28:47.000 You mean something that might sound like Black Lives Matter?
00:28:48.000 Or like Morgan Freeman.
00:28:50.000 Or Al Sharpton.
00:28:51.000 I don't know, you take your pick.
00:28:52.000 I'd almost do Morgan Freeman, make it more gentlemanly.
00:28:54.000 There you go.
00:28:55.000 I can do the black people, white person voice so I don't get in trouble.
00:29:00.000 Okay, that's fine.
00:29:00.000 The misinformation from the right wing about our finances is very much about what happens when black people are
00:29:07.000 financially autonomous from white supremacists.
00:29:09.000 There is a long-standing legacy of mistrust and doubt about how black people spend their money.
00:29:14.000 Don't all white people sound like that, bitch!
00:29:16.000 So your truth center, right, to make sure that everybody knows that you're being transparent and honest, is
00:29:22.000 basically saying white people are racist and like to tell black people how to spend their money.
00:29:28.000 Okay, let's just take this away.
00:29:29.000 Anybody who pays relatives to do those things for them, security services, and the guy gets almost a million dollars, the other person sets up events for you and does creative services and gets nearer a million dollars than the other person you were paying, Yes, people are going to do that.
00:29:46.000 It's called being a business.
00:29:47.000 You're a charity, which means you have to tell your donors how you spend your money and they get to say whether they like that or not.
00:29:53.000 Sorry, real world.
00:29:54.000 Just apply the same kind of outrage you did to Joel Osteen or Haggard and that kind of stuff.
00:29:59.000 Tammy Faye Baker.
00:30:00.000 Just apply the same standard.
00:30:02.000 Look, you're fleecing people.
00:30:03.000 Also, again, it's not that it's hypocritical that this person, I think the house was $3 million, I can't remember from a story before, it was $3 or $4 million.
00:30:10.000 It's not that it's hypocritical.
00:30:12.000 It's that you don't believe it.
00:30:14.000 You don't believe that there's systemic racism and oppression because you use that system to fleece the so-called oppressors.
00:30:22.000 Six million dollar house.
00:30:23.000 Six million dollar house!
00:30:24.000 Six million!
00:30:25.000 Well, six in this one.
00:30:27.000 She's got other houses that she bought that the story came out, I think it was Daily Mail that broke it or something like that, that she had other homes in other places.
00:30:34.000 That doesn't even include this one that we mentioned that's six million here.
00:30:37.000 Well, I got a six million dollar house.
00:30:38.000 I gotta have a mountain house.
00:30:40.000 I like to stand on them like skis.
00:30:42.000 I don't think that that's true at all.
00:30:44.000 So of course the pivot is racism.
00:30:48.000 So here's the funny part too, they're misrepresenting our financials.
00:30:52.000 You know they call it white rich.
00:30:54.000 You mean by posting your financials we're misrepresenting your financials?
00:30:58.000 This is an epidemic of what we call nouveau black.
00:31:01.000 Old money.
00:31:03.000 Just in case you're thinking of donating to BLM, don't.
00:31:06.000 Yeah, don't donate to Black Lives Matter.
00:31:08.000 Look, it's a scam.
00:31:09.000 We always knew it was a scam, and what will happen is the media will move on, not acknowledge the scam.
00:31:13.000 The media, right?
00:31:14.000 Of course.
00:31:14.000 What happened is they whipped you all up into a frenzy, you rioted, you believed some stories that weren't true, and now the money's been given away, and they're just not going to cover their screw-ups.
00:31:23.000 That's what, it's not the lies that you hear blatantly.
00:31:27.000 It's the stories that they never choose to cover.
00:31:30.000 And that's what's going to happen. Well, okay. Thank you.
00:31:32.000 You guys can comment below as to uh, how you like, you know, Gerald bringing in these segments
00:31:35.000 because he is he's a he's a smart dude. This has been a Gerald knows things.
00:31:38.000 Guys, I'm gay.
00:31:40.000 Fabulous. I feel like they did that in like 10 like we do good work here.
00:31:52.000 Yeah, no, that's that is good work.
00:31:54.000 Almost seems intentional.
00:31:55.000 Good job.
00:31:55.000 Good job, even Brendan.
00:31:56.000 Almost.
00:31:57.000 I don't know why you kept saying that into the mic, though.
00:31:59.000 Yeah, I know.
00:31:59.000 It was weird.
00:32:00.000 Yeah, it was weird that we gave him the lines.
00:32:03.000 Weird.
00:32:03.000 Just believable.
00:32:04.000 He just refused to say them.
00:32:05.000 I hate all of you.
00:32:06.000 Yeah, well, you know what?
00:32:07.000 It's wrong to hate.
00:32:08.000 So let's get on here to former Vice President Biden.
00:32:11.000 Yes.
00:32:12.000 Now, the premise needs to be set up, and we were just talking about Whitmer.
00:32:15.000 Okay, you know what?
00:32:16.000 Let's just say this.
00:32:17.000 With Michigan, Michigan people think because the vote gap was so wide that there's no way there could have been some untoward activity.
00:32:24.000 Absolutely.
00:32:25.000 We know Michigan.
00:32:26.000 None of it added up whatsoever.
00:32:29.000 Yeah, I don't agree with it.
00:32:30.000 I was going to say, most of the people in Michigan I know don't think it added up because they said that Wayne County had gone for Trump and then there was like a cooler of ballots and then they were covering up windows.
00:32:42.000 It seemed fishy at best.
00:32:43.000 Yeah, at 3.30 in the morning, it was 100-something thousand votes.
00:32:47.000 Here's the problem, Donald Trump was performing so much better in urban areas, just like he won all the Bellwether counties except for one.
00:32:53.000 He was outperforming his previous performance with blacks, with Latinos, with every demographic, and then his stronger areas, these suburban areas, No.
00:33:01.000 came back and erased sometimes 95, 98 percent for Biden and Michigan would say, well, hold
00:33:06.000 on, that's because they're mail-in votes, they're going to be Democrats. But you also
00:33:08.000 said that the majority of people were mail-in voting. So you can't have just Democrats.
00:33:12.000 It didn't add up. But because it was such a wide gap, because of the corruption in Michigan,
00:33:16.000 anyone who lives there knows exactly what I'm talking about.
00:33:19.000 They just say, well, there's no way that this could have been, this could have been
00:33:21.000 anything but the freest and fairest election because it's 160,000 whatever votes, as opposed to
00:33:26.000 Arizona where it's a much smaller gap.
00:33:27.000 Right, exactly.
00:33:28.000 They just make the lie so egregious that they assume people won't question it.
00:33:32.000 Whereas I think Michigan is the most blatant example of something not adding up.
00:33:36.000 There you go.
00:33:37.000 And you can go to our previous episodes where Dave was sent to like nine addresses that didn't actually exist.
00:33:41.000 Yeah, it was weird.
00:33:42.000 It was 100% of them.
00:33:42.000 Yes.
00:33:44.000 We thought at least one might exist.
00:33:47.000 By the way, is this the same Michigan that had to overturn a local election because they got the results wrong and told somebody they lost and then had to tell the other person that they actually lost?
00:33:54.000 Yes.
00:33:55.000 Oh.
00:33:55.000 But free and fair and absolutely accurate.
00:33:58.000 Right.
00:33:58.000 Got it.
00:33:58.000 Now here's the thing.
00:33:59.000 So they want you to believe nationally.
00:34:01.000 They don't want anyone to question.
00:34:03.000 Even though, by the way, the current press secretary said that the 2016 election was stolen.
00:34:07.000 So, meh.
00:34:08.000 So they don't want you to even question what's happening when these are statistical anomalies that occur nowhere else in nature.
00:34:13.000 And it's predicated on the idea that former Vice President Joe Biden is the most popular president ever.
00:34:18.000 And of course they say, well it wasn't necessarily a vote for Biden, it was a vote against Trump.
00:34:22.000 It still doesn't make sense.
00:34:24.000 And we'll go through the numbers to show you why.
00:34:26.000 That's obviously been plumped up.
00:34:27.000 And it's not some grand conspiracy.
00:34:29.000 It only requires five people to lie.
00:34:33.000 But it's not as if Biden has flipped the script and said, okay, we're going to go 180 degrees in the other direction.
00:34:40.000 available at lotto.com. And right now, of course, former Vice President Biden is doing
00:34:43.000 such a bang up job that Elon Musk even took time out of his day to praise the former VP's
00:34:48.000 performance.
00:34:49.000 But it's not as if Biden has flipped the script and said, OK, we're going to go 180 degrees
00:34:53.000 in the other direction. He's kind of kept it the same, which has been really surprising,
00:34:58.000 Man, it's hard to tell what Biden's doing, if you're totally frank.
00:35:07.000 It's Weekend at Bernie's!
00:35:10.000 The real president is whoever controls the teleprompter.
00:35:13.000 The path to power is the path to the teleprompter.
00:35:16.000 I do feel like if somebody would accidentally lean on the teleprompter, it's going to be like Anchorman.
00:35:21.000 It's going to be like QQQASDF123, you know, type of thing.
00:35:27.000 I mean, in fairness to Biden, he hasn't been napping as much as he needs to, but it's kind of a hard job.
00:35:37.000 Now that's a little harsh.
00:35:40.000 Yeah, it was rough, especially because it's not like Biden has said anything that crazy.
00:35:46.000 Look, I know you got to be frustrated.
00:35:49.000 I know.
00:35:52.000 I can taste it.
00:35:55.000 Maybe Elon was just harsh enough.
00:35:58.000 I know!
00:35:59.000 You're all burning toast!
00:36:00.000 I can smell it!
00:36:02.000 You tried to steal a package!
00:36:02.000 I know!
00:36:04.000 I know pennies!
00:36:06.000 I can taste this!
00:36:08.000 I smell the poop on myself.
00:36:11.000 Here's the thing, and Dave, there's real value in seeing Elon Musk saying that and an entire audience laughing.
00:36:17.000 That's a guttural reaction that they can't control.
00:36:19.000 Again, when someone else is not controlling what it is that you see or hear, people instinctively laugh because they know it's true.
00:36:27.000 Yes, of course.
00:36:28.000 That's the beauty of comedy.
00:36:29.000 That's why they're going after comedians.
00:36:32.000 You can't control laughing.
00:36:33.000 It's an involuntary response.
00:36:35.000 And you see it there in real time.
00:36:36.000 Well, this is what comedians were saying two years ago.
00:36:38.000 He didn't even say the funny line.
00:36:42.000 He just said, we don't really know what he's doing.
00:36:43.000 And it's so bad and it's so obvious that people are like...
00:36:46.000 Oh God, we're all gonna die.
00:36:48.000 By the way, that guy literally made the joke that Cat Williams' recent special where he actually said, they bring out this weekend at Bernie's, mother... He makes that exact joke.
00:36:57.000 Oh, I like that.
00:36:58.000 So maybe he watched the Summit and he stole it.
00:37:00.000 Just added a few MFs and N-words.
00:37:02.000 You can't quote most of... Now that's mine!
00:37:04.000 I patented that shit!
00:37:06.000 It's great that everybody's been calling him a dead guy that's propped up now for years.
00:37:12.000 Well, he looks like it.
00:37:13.000 And sounds like it.
00:37:15.000 He looks like Fire Marshal Bill.
00:37:17.000 That's the creepy part when you see that meme and I'm like, that is spot on.
00:37:21.000 It really is.
00:37:22.000 Yep.
00:37:22.000 It's pretty rough.
00:37:24.000 Even at the summit, I should say, Elon had Oh, that's right.
00:37:28.000 He said this about his voting pattern.
00:37:30.000 This is also pretty important.
00:37:31.000 And, you know, the reality is that Twitter at this point, you know, has a very far left bias.
00:37:40.000 And I would classify myself as a moderate and neither Republican nor Democrat.
00:37:45.000 And in fact, I have voted overwhelmingly for Democrats historically.
00:37:50.000 Overwhelmingly.
00:37:50.000 Like, I'm not sure I might never have voted for a Republican, just to be clear.
00:37:54.000 Right.
00:37:55.000 Now this election, I will.
00:37:57.000 Come on, man!
00:38:00.000 Welcome to the tent.
00:38:01.000 Well, I hope this isn't just a selfish motive, you know what I mean?
00:38:04.000 Where I hope he's not just trying to...
00:38:08.000 Look, he's benefited from subsidies.
00:38:12.000 He's benefited from subsidies.
00:38:13.000 He's benefited from the Green Movement.
00:38:14.000 That being said, he's also done a lot to serve consumers and to advance technology.
00:38:19.000 So he's not perfect.
00:38:20.000 I'm just hoping that he continues along down this trail and ten years from now he's not saying, I also still have never voted for Republicans.
00:38:25.000 Because then you're stupid.
00:38:28.000 Now, it's not just Elon Musk, and I'm not in the business of defending billionaires.
00:38:31.000 You know how much I dislike Jeff Bezos.
00:38:33.000 I would love to see Jeff Bezos get Amazon package bombed.
00:38:37.000 With his penis rocket?
00:38:39.000 Yes.
00:38:39.000 That would be really weird.
00:38:41.000 So, he got in.
00:38:43.000 He criticized Biden for conflating, you know, we talked about inflation, taxes, and raising them, and how that would actually fight inflation.
00:38:50.000 So, Bezos went after Biden, and this is what he said.
00:38:53.000 He said, it doesn't require a huge leap to figure out why one of the wealthiest individuals on the earth opposes an economic agenda for the middle class.
00:38:58.000 Oh, sorry, that's a quote from the White House saying it.
00:39:01.000 Because Bezos said, I should have read the other quote first, my apologies.
00:39:04.000 This is overlay E from Twitter, Jeff Bezos, and the references are available at ladderwithcreditor.com.
00:39:09.000 He said, look a squirrel, this is the White House statements about my recent tweets.
00:39:13.000 They understandably want to muddy the topic.
00:39:15.000 They know inflation hurts the neediest the most, but unions aren't causing inflation and neither are wealthy people.
00:39:20.000 Remember, the administration tried their best to add another 3.5 trillion to federal spending.
00:39:25.000 They failed, but if they had succeeded, inflation would be even higher than it is today, and inflation today is at a 40-year high.
00:39:33.000 Look, this is something, and I'm not in the business of defending Jeff Bezos and billionaires, but keep in mind, all of these people have consistently supported Democrats.
00:39:40.000 Yes.
00:39:41.000 To be clear.
00:39:42.000 Absolutely.
00:39:42.000 They typically don't go after the White House.
00:39:43.000 So the White House was responding, that first thing was their response to Bezos tweeting earlier.
00:39:47.000 And then he responded to their response.
00:39:49.000 Yeah, they're distracting you from what's really going on here because their plan won't fight inflation.
00:39:53.000 We've talked about this before, billionaires tend to benefit.
00:39:56.000 From administration policies that are contracting the economy, right?
00:40:00.000 Because they are the ones that can handle the issues.
00:40:03.000 They can handle the slumps.
00:40:03.000 They can also handle all of the regulations.
00:40:05.000 The mom-and-pop shops can't.
00:40:07.000 They go out of business.
00:40:07.000 They have more market share.
00:40:09.000 They're fine.
00:40:09.000 You've got billionaires now poking the bear that typically don't poke the bear.
00:40:14.000 Right.
00:40:14.000 And that has to show you, like, that is how bad things are.
00:40:18.000 They don't care at this point.
00:40:19.000 They know they're doing a crappy job.
00:40:21.000 Put it this way.
00:40:22.000 Let's say they put an extra 50 cent tax on coffee.
00:40:25.000 Okay?
00:40:26.000 Just in a hypothetical situation.
00:40:28.000 Who do you think's affected more?
00:40:29.000 Your local coffee roaster shop that only has one place, or Starbucks?
00:40:34.000 Because even if Starbucks has one shutdown, guess what?
00:40:36.000 They can withstand it, and then they're going to be the only ones left standing.
00:40:39.000 That's what happens.
00:40:40.000 That's why big banks, that's why big airlines, that's why health care companies, health insurance companies, they're just betting on who they think will allow them to withstand the dip for as long as possible.
00:40:51.000 It's harder for you, because you don't have a never-ending supply, not only of billions of dollars, but federal funds, like a lot of these companies.
00:40:57.000 Well, they'll feign outrage.
00:40:58.000 Oh, no, don't do that.
00:40:59.000 It'll kill the industry.
00:41:00.000 Can't do that.
00:41:00.000 OK, OK, fine.
00:41:01.000 We're here still.
00:41:02.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:41:03.000 That's totally fine.
00:41:04.000 So you think you think Joe Biden, you know, some of you may think he doesn't know how to deal with inflation.
00:41:08.000 Well, here's the thing.
00:41:09.000 I will say that I don't think he clearly doesn't.
00:41:13.000 And that's because he has proven that he doesn't through his own words.
00:41:16.000 Listen to former Vice President Joe Biden.
00:41:19.000 And by back then, I mean anywhere from a year ago to, like, last week.
00:41:25.000 Most of the price increases we've seen were expected and expected to be temporary.
00:41:30.000 I don't know anybody, including Larry Summers, who's a friend of mine, who's worried about inflation.
00:41:36.000 Talk of inflation, the overwhelming consensus is going to pop up a little bit and then go back down.
00:41:42.000 No one's talking about this great, great deal.
00:41:45.000 It's highly unlikely that it's going to be long-term inflation that's going to get out of hand.
00:41:50.000 There's nobody suggesting there's unchecked inflation on the way.
00:41:54.000 By the way, really quickly, I just want to point out before I get to what he's saying now, when you hear someone on the left make the argument from consensus, right away you need to start doing some research.
00:42:03.000 Because truth is not always governed by consensus.
00:42:06.000 For example, you can have a consensus of economists who say that actually inflation is a good thing.
00:42:09.000 Remember when Joe Biden was arguing that?
00:42:11.000 You can have a consensus, like they say 97% of scientists, which is horse crap, about climate change, that there's a consensus on it.
00:42:17.000 Well, hold on, science isn't governed by consensus.
00:42:19.000 It's not determined by consensus.
00:42:20.000 It's determined by truth.
00:42:22.000 The same thing For the economy.
00:42:25.000 At this point, we don't need a bunch of speculators.
00:42:28.000 We don't need a bunch of ivory tower economists telling us what they think is going to happen.
00:42:31.000 They were wrong before and we are living it.
00:42:34.000 You need to look at the statistics.
00:42:36.000 You need to look at the data and how inflation has affected goods and services.
00:42:40.000 So when they argue from the general consensus is, that's not an argument.
00:42:45.000 You're simply saying, these people told me this, so I'm going to repeat it.
00:42:48.000 Because you're not willing to put your skin in the game and make an argument.
00:42:52.000 What's the inflation rate, Joe?
00:42:54.000 What's the price of beef, Joe?
00:42:55.000 What's the price of gas, Joe?
00:42:57.000 What's the price of everything, Joe?
00:42:59.000 Ah, consensus.
00:42:59.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:43:00.000 We're not going to let you get out with that one.
00:43:02.000 We did that with climate change for years, and look where we are.
00:43:04.000 Consensus, consensus, consensus.
00:43:06.000 At one point, there was consensus to put leeches on people to suck the demons out of them until we found out that, you know, they had some, like, sickle cell.
00:43:15.000 Whatever it was.
00:43:16.000 Leeches don't work, in case you don't know that now.
00:43:18.000 So let's go to what Joe Biden is saying now about inflation.
00:43:23.000 With America's inflation anxiety already in overdrive, gas prices just sent blood pressures racing again.
00:43:30.000 This weekend, the average price jumped to $4.45 a gallon.
00:43:35.000 That's an all-time high.
00:43:37.000 But beyond the polls, millions are fed up with the cost of delivery.
00:43:42.000 Everywhere they turn.
00:43:43.000 I had to go with something cheaper, and the cheaper stuff is even higher now.
00:43:48.000 Others feel as though they're running on fumes.
00:43:51.000 I've never used the food banks before, but now I really almost have to come.
00:43:57.000 I mean, it's changed very fast.
00:43:59.000 Millions need help ASAP, with food prices up again, both groceries and dining out.
00:44:06.000 Airline tickets soaring, and most new cars come with one option, pay above sticker price.
00:44:13.000 Oh, wow.
00:44:13.000 You're doing a great job, Joe.
00:44:15.000 Bang up job.
00:44:16.000 Hey, by the way, it's something that maybe people don't notice.
00:44:18.000 The last three issues that they touched on, can you guys name a similarity, a through line with those?
00:44:27.000 They showed airline tickets going up.
00:44:30.000 Gas.
00:44:31.000 They showed gas going up.
00:44:32.000 Cars, food.
00:44:35.000 Yeah, these are industries devoid of regulation or bailout funds, right?
00:44:39.000 No, there aren't agricultural subsidies.
00:44:42.000 They don't dump milk and fix prices to protect the farmer.
00:44:45.000 No, no, airlines have received no bailouts.
00:44:47.000 We can't remember any of the bailouts from the auto industry, right?
00:44:50.000 So where do you see inflation hitting people the worst?
00:44:53.000 And by the way, of course, gas.
00:44:54.000 No, no, there's no regulation in the oil industry, right?
00:44:56.000 Of course, this is an unregulated Wild West.
00:44:59.000 Again, the industries, and the problem is these industries then affect all of the others.
00:45:02.000 They've never had to get it right!
00:45:04.000 So when you have an industry, like cars, with the American car manufacturers, who deserve to go bankrupt because they created crappy cars that people didn't want to buy, they get bailed out.
00:45:13.000 Well, guess what?
00:45:13.000 They've never corrected their business model.
00:45:15.000 And now we also add on top of that a hurting economy.
00:45:18.000 Well, that makes inflation worse.
00:45:19.000 When you look at agricultural subsidies, well, they've never gotten it right.
00:45:23.000 Well, guess what?
00:45:24.000 Now you're being subsidized by the government, you've never had to readjust your business model, you've never had to look at your profits and losses, and now we have a bad economy, and so it's even worse.
00:45:32.000 You look at airlines, how many times have we bailed out airlines?
00:45:35.000 Yeah, remember?
00:45:35.000 Supposed to be temporary, that you were going to pay for checked bags?
00:45:38.000 Right.
00:45:39.000 They never have to readjust their business model, so there's never a point where the prices go down.
00:45:44.000 That's something that people don't necessarily understand.
00:45:45.000 A lot of inflation is because these prices keep going up because they never have to get it right.
00:45:52.000 Right.
00:45:52.000 Well and it's a perverse incentive because they know that the government will bail them out and so they will make increasingly risky bets until it happens.
00:46:00.000 Right.
00:46:00.000 You don't want that to happen because that crashes the economy for everybody but them.
00:46:03.000 Right!
00:46:04.000 Well yeah, from $25 a bag to like $35 if you check two to now it's more expensive if you check two.
00:46:10.000 Right.
00:46:10.000 And flights that were seriously $200 a year ago are $900 now.
00:46:14.000 Right.
00:46:18.000 Well, that's why I decided to check you as a bag, Dave.
00:46:20.000 Well, that's what I do.
00:46:21.000 I gave you an oxygen bottle.
00:46:22.000 I mean, come on.
00:46:23.000 I go in a little puppy crate.
00:46:24.000 He does the old Yogi Berra routine.
00:46:27.000 Here's the thing.
00:46:27.000 Think about it this way.
00:46:28.000 Let's move forward a few years so that airlines have been bailed out.
00:46:31.000 Let's use that as an example.
00:46:32.000 Airlines sucked.
00:46:33.000 Okay?
00:46:34.000 Couldn't get their business model right.
00:46:35.000 American taxpayers bailed them out.
00:46:37.000 So what happened?
00:46:37.000 Did the tickets go down?
00:46:38.000 Did airlines become more competitive?
00:46:40.000 No!
00:46:40.000 They don't need to because they're not beholden to the markets.
00:46:43.000 The tickets go up.
00:46:44.000 Okay, now the prices have gone up.
00:46:46.000 What should usually happen is fewer people are going to fly.
00:46:50.000 And so the airline goes, oh my gosh, we're losing revenue.
00:46:52.000 We need to change.
00:46:53.000 You know what will happen?
00:46:54.000 The airlines will say, we're losing revenue, we can't sustain ourselves, and then the government
00:46:56.000 will step in and bail them out.
00:46:58.000 So you never have the recorrection and the dip.
00:47:00.000 You just have a constant line of more money, more money, more money, more money, more money.
00:47:04.000 That doesn't happen anywhere else.
00:47:05.000 It doesn't happen anywhere else in business.
00:47:07.000 If the demand goes down, you better find a way to either cut the prices, create a more competitive product, or you're gone.
00:47:12.000 These industries have never had to do that.
00:47:16.000 Well, and then overlay unions in these industries.
00:47:18.000 Yeah.
00:47:19.000 Right?
00:47:19.000 With the inability to change some of these things because prices are going down, people aren't flying, or I'm sorry, prices are going up, people aren't flying.
00:47:25.000 They can't.
00:47:25.000 Right.
00:47:26.000 They have fixed costs because of this.
00:47:27.000 Too big to fail.
00:47:28.000 Well, too big to fail.
00:47:29.000 Because if the airlines close, no one else will step up and how will people get around?
00:47:34.000 Teleportation.
00:47:35.000 I don't know.
00:47:37.000 I like that.
00:47:38.000 I would like to do that, too.
00:47:39.000 I just don't want to end up like Goldblum in the fly.
00:47:41.000 I know.
00:47:41.000 I always think about that, too.
00:47:43.000 You get to your destination, Hawaii, and you're just like... But you're in Hawaii!
00:47:48.000 Where's Dave?
00:47:49.000 He's on the wall.
00:47:50.000 Help me!
00:47:53.000 So here's the thing.
00:47:55.000 We obviously know that billionaires don't like Joe Biden.
00:47:57.000 We obviously know that the middle class, working class, doesn't really like Joe Biden.
00:48:02.000 But he does have a base somewhere, right?
00:48:04.000 A base of the most popular president ever in history.
00:48:09.000 I'm sorry, that was a lie.
00:48:11.000 So this just came out.
00:48:13.000 This is a Newsweek, by the way.
00:48:15.000 Biden's Twitter followers?
00:48:16.000 Turns out over half of them are fake.
00:48:18.000 What?
00:48:19.000 Yeah, this is from Newsweek.
00:48:20.000 SparkToro's tool, this is a tool that actually, I don't know, runs an algorithm to find out which accounts are fake.
00:48:26.000 The tool found that 49.3% of personal accounts following the official President of the United States Twitter account are fake followers based on an analysis of a number of factors including location issues, default profile images, and new users.
00:48:40.000 Here's the thing.
00:48:41.000 This should surprise nobody if you've been following what we've been discussing on the show because there have been little chips, chips that have been sort of been happening in big tech, right?
00:48:51.000 They chip away, they chip away, they chip away that we've been Highlighting for a few years now.
00:48:57.000 This is just a new one where people go, oh this is relevant because of Elon Musk talking about bots, which by the way, they may have committed fraud if they lied to him about the percentage of fake users on Twitter.
00:49:05.000 So there are a lot of dynamics at play, but it's not just Twitter.
00:49:09.000 YouTube, we talked about this, they removed dislikes from Jen Psaki's first press briefing.
00:49:15.000 Because there were so many.
00:49:17.000 And there was over a four-hour span when we covered this.
00:49:17.000 Yeah.
00:49:19.000 Dislikes went from more than 10,000 down to 3,000.
00:49:22.000 Oh my gosh.
00:49:23.000 And even PolitiFact acknowledged this, just so you know.
00:49:26.000 And this is something I know pretty well with YouTube, so we saw this happen.
00:49:29.000 There was a discrepancy with likes and dislikes.
00:49:32.000 And then the dislikes were removed.
00:49:34.000 Independent creators like myself, we loved the dislike button.
00:49:38.000 Yeah.
00:49:38.000 Because we'd go, hey, look at this!
00:49:39.000 And then look at Trevor Noah!
00:49:42.000 Right?
00:49:43.000 It shows what the market actually wants versus you thrusting Seth Meyers into someone's autoplay for the umpteenth time, which nobody has asked for in the history of ever.
00:49:52.000 I pay them to do that to you.
00:49:53.000 Well, you know what?
00:49:53.000 Right.
00:49:54.000 Effective.
00:49:54.000 Well played.
00:49:55.000 That's a digital version of an exploding Amazon package.
00:49:59.000 And I poop.
00:50:01.000 So with YouTube, PolitiFact said, oh, it was spam.
00:50:04.000 Look, that doesn't check out.
00:50:06.000 Obviously, what would be spam is, let's say, a press briefing or let's say some kind of an address from former Vice President Biden.
00:50:13.000 Let's say it had 50,000 likes and then it jumped.
00:50:17.000 All of a sudden, in a way that was not aligned with the pattern, to 75,000 likes.
00:50:20.000 That's where you could say someone is going in that there's spam.
00:50:22.000 Or even what would be considered, but not quite, denial of service tactics, where a bunch of people went in and spammed dislike.
00:50:29.000 What I have never seen on YouTube.
00:50:32.000 Is a like and dislike ratio, and then a changing.
00:50:36.000 Where it says, no, no, we're going to change, likes are going to go up, and dislikes never, ever go down.
00:50:36.000 Changing.
00:50:43.000 That cannot be spam.
00:50:44.000 Someone has to manually go in and change that.
00:50:47.000 Someone said, oh my gosh, comparing this to the Trump briefings, comparing this to the Trump State of the Union addresses, we got a, a, a, a, boom!
00:50:55.000 And switch it.
00:50:55.000 And then when a bunch of people said, hey, hold on a second, you switched it.
00:50:58.000 They said, no, no, no, we didn't.
00:50:59.000 It was spam.
00:51:00.000 But you know what?
00:51:00.000 It's not going to be a problem anymore because we're just going to get rid of the dislike button.
00:51:03.000 Yeah.
00:51:03.000 Well, I was going to say, did you do that for the independent creators that are conservative that had a disproportionate amount of spam for dislikes?
00:51:09.000 Because if it's happening to the White House, certainly it's happening to other people.
00:51:11.000 You did it across the board, right?
00:51:13.000 Or did you just do it for the White House?
00:51:15.000 Right.
00:51:16.000 Just like they want to do it for big tech wants to be in bed with big companies.
00:51:20.000 YouTube wants to be in bed with CNN and MSNBC because they have more advertising dollars.
00:51:24.000 Keep in mind, NBC gets favoritism in the algorithms because they spend I don't know how many millions of dollars in advertising on YouTube and independent content creators can't.
00:51:35.000 So they're on both sides of that coin and of course half of their reporters were former White House employees in one shape or another.
00:51:43.000 Guys, 7,000 people hit the wrong button.
00:51:46.000 Yes, they did.
00:51:47.000 And then all that happened... They retracted their button.
00:51:50.000 Yes, they were like, what am I doing?
00:51:52.000 Right.
00:51:53.000 And they hit like instead.
00:51:54.000 Well, but I love how they took the dislike button away and they're like, look, we're not going to do that because it's bad for content creators.
00:51:59.000 We don't want their mental health affected by this.
00:52:02.000 But they didn't take away the ability for you to hit the dislike button and for the content creators to see it.
00:52:06.000 You still see it on the back end.
00:52:08.000 Yeah, I still see it on the back end.
00:52:09.000 We don't want to hurt your mental health.
00:52:11.000 We want to hide information from you.
00:52:14.000 No, we don't want to hurt your mental health, so we want you to deal with the stain for you privately.
00:52:21.000 When you have the least amount of help.
00:52:23.000 And let's also not forget that big tech employees, when people talk about big business, it's not even close.
00:52:27.000 When people used to bitch about big business, whether it was banks or oil companies, Or, I'm trying to think of other big companies that would be an example.
00:52:35.000 You know, like AT&T, companies like that.
00:52:37.000 Bob Evans.
00:52:38.000 You would be talking about, maybe some of them did like a 60-40 Republican split.
00:52:42.000 Yeah.
00:52:43.000 And that would be considered favoritism and people would go out and protest.
00:52:46.000 Now we have companies that are far more powerful than international governing bodies, and the split is not like 60-40, it's 98-99% for Democrats.
00:52:55.000 Twitter, when you look at the big tech employees, 99%.
00:52:59.000 Democrats.
00:53:00.000 Netflix, 98%.
00:53:01.000 Alphabet, which is Google and YouTube, 88%.
00:53:03.000 Oh, okay, well that's a little... Microsoft, 85.
00:53:05.000 Apple, 84.
00:53:06.000 Amazon, 77.
00:53:07.000 Facebook, 77%.
00:53:09.000 That's almost like a vote dump coming in at 3 o'clock in the morning!
00:53:11.000 Almost.
00:53:12.000 After they said they've stopped counting votes.
00:53:14.000 Yes.
00:53:15.000 Just to be clear.
00:53:16.000 Well, to be fair, they accidentally said that while they were hitting the dislike button.
00:53:19.000 That's true.
00:53:22.000 Many of them retracted their votes.
00:53:22.000 Of course.
00:53:24.000 I don't know if you guys knew that.
00:53:25.000 They refilled them in.
00:53:26.000 Right.
00:53:27.000 Well, that's a good point.
00:53:28.000 Thank you for fact-checking.
00:53:29.000 They should have just said, please look away while we do what we're about to do, and we'll talk to you in the morning.
00:53:33.000 Well, they did.
00:53:34.000 They just did it with newspapers.
00:53:35.000 Yes.
00:53:36.000 And Bristol boards.
00:53:37.000 Yes.
00:53:37.000 Which, I don't know where you get that many Bristol boards.
00:53:39.000 I haven't gotten a Bristol board since the fourth grade.
00:53:41.000 Well, that's why there's so many left over to cover up windows.
00:53:46.000 And keep in mind, this is when we talk about a conspiracy and I want you to comment below on this because I've always had a low-grade irritation for conspiracy theorists because it's like the Jesse Ventura thing where they never really come up with answers.
00:53:58.000 They say, I'm just asking questions.
00:54:01.000 I'm just asking what happened about Tower 7.
00:54:04.000 Okay, but what's the answer?
00:54:05.000 I'm just asking.
00:54:06.000 Why don't you want to ask questions?
00:54:08.000 I am, but I want to eventually come to an answer.
00:54:10.000 What I'm saying is, how many people have to be involved with this to be a conspiracy?
00:54:14.000 We'll just give you the numbers of the employees, and of course you have the CEOs that are included in big tech companies who give overwhelmingly to Democrats.
00:54:21.000 You have the numbers that you see on YouTube.
00:54:23.000 You have the numbers that you just saw on Twitter.
00:54:25.000 Over half of them are fake.
00:54:27.000 It's also not far-fetched to think that they are working with the White House when publicly White House officials like Jen Psaki, not anymore but once upon a time the Press Secretary, she was encouraging big tech to do their bidding for them.
00:54:43.000 Our hope is that all major tech platforms and all major news sources, for that matter, be responsible and be vigilant to ensure the American people have access to accurate information on something as significant as COVID-19.
00:54:54.000 That certainly includes Spotify.
00:54:57.000 So this disclaimer, it's a positive step, but we want every platform to continue doing more to call out Do you have any idea as to how scary that is?
00:55:11.000 Before we even got to the Board of Misinformation, the Ministry of Truth, you don't think that official, you don't think that Susan Wojcicki, you don't think that whether it's Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, at that point Jack Dorsey, you don't think that they hear a proxy, the arm of the former Vice President of the United States, you don't think they hear that person saying, hey, we really want you to do this.
00:55:34.000 And have a decision to make?
00:55:36.000 You don't think they have her on speed dial?
00:55:39.000 It's not far-fetched.
00:55:41.000 Guess what?
00:55:41.000 They're going to say, oh, well, we better listen because these people can tax us more or regulate us more.
00:55:47.000 It's not some random person.
00:55:49.000 This is the proxy of the President of the United States saying, we really hope that you create more misinformation targeting.
00:55:56.000 And what's that?
00:55:57.000 Anyone who questions vaccinations for COVID.
00:56:00.000 And by that, I mean anyone who questions their efficacy for, you know, people who are 25 and younger on their fourth booster.
00:56:06.000 We really hope that all these other big tech companies, you know, maybe clamp down on Joe Rogan.
00:56:11.000 We're just saying, we really hope that you don't allow anyone out there to say that this was anything other than the freest and fairest election.
00:56:18.000 It doesn't require that many people.
00:56:21.000 to be involved. It's her saying, all the oxygen free and Bezos and Zuckerberg pop in their head.
00:56:25.000 We really hope that you censor this fake story about Hunter Biden's laptop. Remember,
00:56:30.000 right? You just tell people what they can and can't hear.
00:56:33.000 That's the problem.
00:56:33.000 And the same people listening are the people who plumped up Joe Biden's Twitter followers by 40.
00:56:40.000 Yeah, in a perfect world, of course, it would be great if we didn't have disinformation and misinformation.
00:56:46.000 But unfortunately, we don't live in that world.
00:56:47.000 And the only way to try to get there is to say, hey, somebody is in charge of determining what it is.
00:56:52.000 That never works.
00:56:53.000 Eventually, even if you get an altruistic person who does it perfectly the first time, it eventually will devolve into somebody telling you what is true, not telling you what truth is.
00:57:02.000 But have we ever had it like it is now where everything's in cahoots with each other in the sense of, because we've never had this many, I don't know, places where you can have it.
00:57:10.000 They used to have it with, I will say this, they had it once upon a time with legacy media.
00:57:14.000 Walter Cronkite was considered, my god, an actual journalist.
00:57:16.000 Yes.
00:57:17.000 And then we had this beautiful short window with the internet where everyone was able to have a voice.
00:57:23.000 Yes.
00:57:23.000 And that's how Joe, during that period is when Joe Rogan Flourish.
00:57:26.000 It's when we grew, which then came to a screeching halt on YouTube.
00:57:30.000 We cannot gain new subscribers on our main channel.
00:57:32.000 And by that I mean when people say, well, what makes it?
00:57:34.000 Well, one one-hundredth of the growth that we saw every single month for five years.
00:57:40.000 One one-hundredth to the day of demonetization, and then it became a national story.
00:57:44.000 And that's why the best thing you can do is, if you're willing, share this, because that's what the YouTube algorithm favors right now, and it's an upstream battle.
00:57:51.000 But they used to have that, and then they said, oh my gosh, we were late to the party.
00:57:54.000 ABC, CNN, CBS.
00:57:56.000 So then they said, we need to get on YouTube.
00:57:58.000 We need to eliminate independent content creators.
00:58:00.000 I can tell you this because when I worked at Fox News...
00:58:03.000 There was a legal department of Fox News that removed from my own channel my clips of me appearing on Fox News.
00:58:09.000 They said, we don't want anything going on Fox News.
00:58:11.000 We don't want any Fox News stuff.
00:58:12.000 We want people using our player exclusively.
00:58:14.000 I said, well this is a way to reach new people.
00:58:15.000 And now, they have Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity doing end cards.
00:58:20.000 Sean Hannity, if you like this, subscribe to our YouTube channel.
00:58:24.000 That's the internet, correct?
00:58:28.000 Yeah, whereas they used to fight it, fight it, fight it, and then they said, okay, now we want it to be ours and we want to get rid of the competition.
00:58:34.000 So that's, it's just a reincarnation of what we used to have.
00:58:37.000 But here's my question too, and this should have been my question of the day.
00:58:40.000 They said the dislike to likes.
00:58:42.000 Oh, it was just an oversight.
00:58:44.000 Yeah.
00:58:46.000 Hey, 49.5% at minimum of Joe Biden's followers were fake.
00:58:46.000 Okay.
00:58:53.000 It was just an oversight.
00:58:54.000 You didn't have anyone monitoring the most powerful man in the world's account.
00:58:58.000 It was just an oversight.
00:58:59.000 That's what happened with us when we had things get removed on YouTube several times that were reinstated.
00:59:04.000 It was just an oversight.
00:59:07.000 Has there ever been an oversight that has gone favorably in the other direction?
00:59:13.000 Has there ever been an oversight that has helped, for example, a channel like ours grow?
00:59:17.000 Has there ever been an oversight that takes place or has taken place during an election that was then changed?
00:59:22.000 I know you're talking about that example in Michigan.
00:59:24.000 That's just because they got caught.
00:59:26.000 They got caught?
00:59:27.000 Yeah.
00:59:27.000 Why do the oversights and the glitches always go one direction?
00:59:31.000 You remember those stories about the oversights of, oh, too many spam dislikes on the Trump briefings?
00:59:38.000 Can you comment below?
00:59:40.000 If I'm missing some, I would love to know it.
00:59:44.000 How can they always go in one direction?
00:59:46.000 It's weird.
00:59:47.000 Okay.
00:59:49.000 Speaking of direction... Project Veritas is...
00:59:53.000 I mean, they're on a one-way track.
00:59:55.000 We need to admonish me here.
00:59:57.000 You need to admonish me.
00:59:58.000 Because yesterday I said, if you are a nerdy, undesirable employee at one of the big tech companies, and a bosomy blonde approaches you, you're being honey-potted, and it's probably Project Veritas.
01:00:13.000 And I said, they're always sending women.
01:00:17.000 And that's just what they do.
01:00:17.000 They send a tract of women and then guys drool over themselves and they just give a bunch of information.
01:00:22.000 So I was wrong and I apologize women.
01:00:24.000 That was a generalization.
01:00:28.000 There was a guy this time.
01:00:30.000 Now this is a guy who approached the lead client partner, a guy named Alex Martinez, on Twitter.
01:00:35.000 So two guys.
01:00:36.000 So Bradley Veritas sent in a guy, and they still got the keys to the vault, which I'm imagining... I just watched this clip this morning, probably just two strawberry daiquiris.
01:00:46.000 So I was confused as to how a guy could get this information.
01:00:51.000 Let's watch the clip.
01:00:53.000 People are starting to leak s*** now.
01:00:54.000 Like, what?
01:00:56.000 Unfortunately, it would be like you recording me right now.
01:00:59.000 Honeydick.
01:01:00.000 Giving it to, like, the New York Times.
01:01:02.000 And be like, here, I decided to dinner with a Twitter representative.
01:01:05.000 Here's what he had to say.
01:01:08.000 They got a notice!
01:01:09.000 Corporate security.
01:01:12.000 Targeting of twapes.
01:01:13.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:01:14.000 You can read it.
01:01:15.000 Let me see.
01:01:16.000 You know how to protect yourself.
01:01:18.000 Groups like Project Veritas are acting right now.
01:01:22.000 Mispronounces it.
01:01:22.000 On purpose.
01:01:23.000 The f*** is that?
01:01:27.000 It's like some group that's trying to just out the employees.
01:01:30.000 Like they're trying to go on dates with them, like this.
01:01:34.000 Come on, he came out a long time ago.
01:01:35.000 And then go sell it to the New York Times and say this is what they're telling their employees to say.
01:01:39.000 Like this is what's really happening.
01:01:40.000 This is what they're telling us to not do.
01:01:42.000 You're lucky that you met me organically because I would be questioning everything about you.
01:01:46.000 Now, to be fair, you're like, why is that guy so, you know, loose lips sink gay ships?
01:01:52.000 The man who was the Project Veritas investigative reporter in question was this guy.
01:01:56.000 So it is tough to get.
01:01:57.000 Ah, well, I'd even talk to him.
01:02:02.000 I love that this guy is like, yeah, they warned us about this because we were talking about it.
01:02:07.000 They have got to be beating their heads against the table going, how do we keep falling for this?
01:02:11.000 These employees are so stupid.
01:02:12.000 They just always get a little bit drunk with someone they want to have sex with.
01:02:15.000 And they send a notice out saying, be careful, don't go on dates.
01:02:18.000 The guy's like, yeah, it could be a date like this.
01:02:20.000 Yeah.
01:02:21.000 I'm just so glad I met you organically.
01:02:23.000 Yeah.
01:02:24.000 You came up to me weirdly and started asking me questions about my job.
01:02:27.000 Yeah, at the Purple Stallion when we were watching that movie.
01:02:30.000 It was just weird.
01:02:31.000 It was just, it just felt so swipe right.
01:02:37.000 Hector brought AIDS into this office.
01:02:44.000 It's happened so quickly, so hats off to Project Veritas, but this guy is basically saying everything that we already know.
01:02:49.000 And again, how many examples do you have to have of people in positions of authority?
01:02:54.000 Hey, you know what?
01:02:56.000 Liberals?
01:02:57.000 Leftists?
01:02:58.000 Do your stings with Big Tech.
01:03:00.000 Hey, I will actually fund it.
01:03:02.000 I will fund this.
01:03:03.000 This is not a joke.
01:03:05.000 I will fund liberal activists who want to do stings at Big Tech, just like Project Veritas.
01:03:10.000 And if you can come back with any example of them saying that we disproportionately throttle liberals.
01:03:17.000 If you can find any example under cover of people who work in these companies saying they're trying to screw leftists out of being on their platforms, or trans, LGBTQAIP.
01:03:27.000 I'll fund the sting operation.
01:03:29.000 I will buy you the camcorder that you duct taped to your forehead.
01:03:32.000 That's fair.
01:03:35.000 We've never seen it!
01:03:36.000 No.
01:03:37.000 We've never seen it.
01:03:38.000 Of course not.
01:03:38.000 But in the hearings, Hirono and the others were saying, of course, they target lefts as well as right.
01:03:43.000 I mean, come on.
01:03:44.000 There's no bias in these companies right now.
01:03:46.000 Come on.
01:03:47.000 They're just dangling meat in front of horny people and getting all the information they need.
01:03:53.000 Hey, yeah, what can you tell us about Twitter censoring people?
01:03:56.000 Well, I'm not allowed to talk about that.
01:03:58.000 Here's another frozen margarita.
01:04:00.000 Ooh, well, we get rid of conservatives, and I'm a communist.
01:04:03.000 The button on my jeans just opened.
01:04:05.000 Oh boy, do I have to tell you.
01:04:07.000 Wow, I would be totally worried about you if I hadn't met you, so wait, is that your penis?
01:04:12.000 So casually.
01:04:14.000 The fly tangs are just like pianos.
01:04:20.000 Speaking of censoring and the disinformation board that we brought up just now, Lane just sent me this.
01:04:25.000 They're pausing the disinformation board.
01:04:27.000 Oh good!
01:04:28.000 Yeah there was just enough too much, just enough backlash, just enough time though for them to spend a hundred billion dollars on another useless bureaucratic pile of crap.
01:04:39.000 Who do they test these concepts with?
01:04:41.000 Yes, we're going to call it the Disinformation Board or the Ministry of Truth.
01:04:44.000 I know there was somebody coming up with that, but it's like, of course they're going to come up with that.
01:04:48.000 How do you look at that and go, yeah, let's put this person in charge.
01:04:50.000 She has a terrible past.
01:04:51.000 Yeah.
01:04:51.000 That'll be good.
01:04:52.000 And by the way, she's the problem with the country.
01:04:54.000 You know, blacks and Latinos are becoming more and more conservatives, just so you know.
01:04:57.000 It's suburban white hags who are the ones destroying the country.
01:05:00.000 We need to build a wall around Pottery Barn.
01:05:05.000 Just for a little bit, until 2025-ish.
01:05:08.000 Just send 50 Mexicans and a pallet of bricks to every anthropology and seal them in until 2025.
01:05:12.000 Just for a minute, and then you can come back out.
01:05:15.000 Pier 1 imports.
01:05:16.000 Yep.
01:05:17.000 Yep, just buy their votes with Kohl's cash.
01:05:21.000 It's true, that's the demographic.
01:05:23.000 It's suburban women, like the person who is in charge of the Board of Misinformation.
01:05:27.000 We need to make it safer because women deal with horrible misogyny online.
01:05:32.000 Do you have any idea the kinds of tweets and private messages that Dave, Gerald, and I get?
01:05:38.000 You guys get private messages?
01:05:40.000 Oh yeah, mainly from you.
01:05:41.000 A lot of dick pics.
01:05:43.000 Well, that's not exactly what it is.
01:05:45.000 It's someone else's.
01:05:46.000 No, it's just pictures of his face.
01:05:52.000 Sorry, I had to throw in a zinger.
01:05:56.000 I'm gonna kill you.
01:06:00.000 Careful, you're not allowed to do this on YouTube.
01:06:02.000 We'll censor you.
01:06:04.000 Oh, that's true.
01:06:05.000 Just hold up, hold up.
01:06:05.000 I'm sorry.
01:06:06.000 No, you can't do that either.
01:06:07.000 Just hold up like, you know, pantomime guns.
01:06:11.000 You can't do this.
01:06:12.000 Can I hug?
01:06:13.000 Gerald's hug?
01:06:14.000 If it's a man.
01:06:15.000 Yeah, so yes?
01:06:17.000 Yes.
01:06:17.000 Gerald's hug.
01:06:18.000 Die.
01:06:22.000 I'm gonna go meet a man in a bar and tell him about this show.
01:06:25.000 What was that, the cave closing in Aladdin?
01:06:27.000 No, it was from Independence Day.
01:06:29.000 So, uh, this, uh...
01:06:29.000 Right.
01:06:31.000 That was...
01:06:33.000 This outfit...
01:06:35.000 Pretty spot on, too!
01:06:37.000 It really was.
01:06:39.000 This man out-competing Brian Stelter for straightest man on earth at Twitter also said that Twitter isn't profitable because of the leftist ideological bent of the business, which is bad, okay.
01:06:51.000 But here's the thing.
01:06:52.000 You know I've said that gay people and trans people often get away with behavior that would be completely unacceptable for people who aren't gay or trans?
01:07:00.000 How fast do you think I would get in trouble if I just made fun of someone who was actually There would be a hit piece on the web today.
01:07:10.000 Right.
01:07:11.000 But if you say it with a lisp, like this Twitter employee undercover, a little bit sloshed, it softens the landing.
01:07:16.000 Elon Musk is a person.
01:07:17.000 He is whatever.
01:07:19.000 I don't care.
01:07:20.000 He's a loony tune.
01:07:21.000 He has Osburgers.
01:07:22.000 Osburgers?
01:07:23.000 Yeah, I know that.
01:07:25.000 So he's special.
01:07:26.000 We all know that.
01:07:27.000 That's fine.
01:07:28.000 So you know he's going to say some f***ing crazy s*** because he's special.
01:07:33.000 Because he can.
01:07:34.000 Don't you also see his piece of... Why can't we just all love each other?
01:07:37.000 Haven't you seen his other tweets where he's like, I'm like, you're special needs.
01:07:41.000 You're literally special needs.
01:07:43.000 Literally, though, you really are.
01:07:45.000 So... I can't even take what you're saying seriously.
01:07:48.000 Because... you're special.
01:07:51.000 You're a genius, you idiot.
01:07:56.000 He's taking people to space.
01:07:58.000 What are you doing?
01:07:59.000 He made rocket ships and the electric car.
01:08:03.000 He's just special needs so no one says anything.
01:08:05.000 Right.
01:08:07.000 I mean, he's a little bit quirky.
01:08:09.000 He's not I am Sam.
01:08:11.000 No.
01:08:12.000 And you're unemployed.
01:08:13.000 Yeah.
01:08:14.000 What a moron.
01:08:16.000 He's like, I want a SpaceX right now!
01:08:21.000 No one says anything bad about him because he has special needs.
01:08:24.000 Yes, you do.
01:08:24.000 You all say bad things about him.
01:08:27.000 You literally go on to say it within the next phrase.
01:08:30.000 So we shouldn't take anything he says because he's special.
01:08:33.000 But that's the thing with liberals, right?
01:08:34.000 You see it.
01:08:35.000 And with leftists, he's not using the word retarded.
01:08:38.000 Well, it's not that offensive.
01:08:39.000 They want to make it about words, not about context.
01:08:41.000 I think saying, hey, you know what, that person is mentally retarded, so be aware of it.
01:08:47.000 I think that that is less offensive than someone saying, hey, that special needs person is less of a person.
01:08:54.000 Which one matters to you?
01:08:56.000 Context above content.
01:09:01.000 I don't know, anything else to say about this stuff?
01:09:02.000 No, I think that's a good way to put it.
01:09:03.000 About this, can I say fairy?
01:09:05.000 No, no, no, no, no.
01:09:07.000 No.
01:09:07.000 Yeah, no.
01:09:08.000 He's the truth fairy.
01:09:09.000 Well, I did.
01:09:10.000 Truth fairy.
01:09:12.000 He's no Tinkerbell.
01:09:15.000 No, he is exactly Tinkerbell.
01:09:18.000 He's certainly one of the lost boys.
01:09:20.000 They call him Three in the Stinkerbell.
01:09:24.000 Just wait till he rolls up his legs and yells, bangarang.
01:09:29.000 What a moron.
01:09:31.000 Well, justice is about to be served.
01:09:36.000 I never wish someone's job be taken away, but wow.
01:09:40.000 Oh no, yeah, yeah, that's ill-gotten gain, that job.
01:09:43.000 Oh yeah, he'd make a great maitre d' at Applebee's.
01:09:46.000 I mean, what do you keep this guy on and be like, yeah, are you the guy that literally pulled the notice up while on a date saying don't go on dates because this company could be catfishing you?
01:09:55.000 I mean, how does the CEO or whoever is in charge of human resources bring him in When they fire him, where do they even start?
01:10:03.000 It's like, oh my god, is it because I got drunk on camera?
01:10:07.000 No.
01:10:07.000 Is it because when I got drunk I revealed their algorithmic secrets?
01:10:10.000 No.
01:10:10.000 Is it because I made fun of Elon Musk for being retarded?
01:10:12.000 No.
01:10:13.000 Is it because I slept with the Project Veritas reporter?
01:10:16.000 No.
01:10:17.000 Can you just give me a hint?
01:10:19.000 Uh, all of them.
01:10:21.000 Oh, that makes sense.
01:10:21.000 This guy's gonna have to not only change his name and appearance, he's going to have to become straight to get out from under this.
01:10:27.000 He's going to have to change everything about him.
01:10:29.000 Yeah, by the way, if anybody's gonna keep your secrets, Caddy Gay Guy.
01:10:32.000 Yeah, it's like currency for those people.
01:10:40.000 He's just, it's over.
01:10:41.000 Sorry, buddy.
01:10:42.000 That was a really bad idea.
01:10:43.000 How?
01:10:45.000 If I could crypto-mine gay rumors.
01:10:49.000 There are going to be no people going on dates at all in Silicon Valley, right?
01:10:53.000 For a little while.
01:10:53.000 It's just going to be barren.
01:10:54.000 It's going to be a real dry spot.
01:10:55.000 No swipe rights at all.
01:10:57.000 There's one conservative gay guy like, what the fuck?
01:11:00.000 Yeah, you and I could be confetti coin billionaires.
01:11:09.000 It's just the doge dog with eyeshadow.
01:11:13.000 Is it a dog?
01:11:13.000 Is it a fox?
01:11:14.000 It's a dog.
01:11:14.000 What is it, a Shibu something?
01:11:16.000 Oh, Shiba Inu?
01:11:16.000 It's worthless.
01:11:17.000 It's almost worthless!
01:11:20.000 It's a net loss, that's what it is.
01:11:22.000 No, it's still got some value.
01:11:25.000 You're working till 72.
01:11:26.000 If you've got a lot of them, and I mean a lot, you may have some dollars.
01:11:33.000 The actual, like, fake chocolate dollars are worth more than those coins.
01:11:38.000 Those are good.
01:11:39.000 Alright, okay, so there you go.
01:11:41.000 I don't have much more to add to what's going on there with Project Veritas.
01:11:44.000 We've already known this to be true.
01:11:45.000 I'm just surprised as to—it's just how brazen they are.
01:11:48.000 They don't fear accountability.
01:11:50.000 They really don't.
01:11:50.000 I mean, if I have someone come up after one of our shows and tell me that I have nice hair, I'm like, what are you trying to get from me?
01:12:00.000 Look at them a little leery.
01:12:01.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:12:02.000 I'll stop saying that.
01:12:03.000 Yeah, well thank you.
01:12:05.000 I don't mind if you say it, you don't have to reach out and touch it.
01:12:08.000 Oh.
01:12:09.000 I can't help it.
01:12:11.000 Gross.
01:12:12.000 Something we all know you want to reach out and touch.
01:12:14.000 Alright, speaking of which, we're going to go to Mug Club here because there's no way we can...
01:12:18.000 I am actually looking forward to watching this, because... Alone.
01:12:21.000 You guys know exactly... Oh, which by the way reminds me, hey, Johnny Boy or Maximus, this is not a joke, I forgot to bring it in.
01:12:28.000 In my office desk, in the center drawer, is where all of my She-Hulk cards are.
01:12:36.000 If you could grab them.
01:12:37.000 They're laminated and they're in perfect mint condition.
01:12:40.000 Why would they be laminated?
01:12:41.000 Well, I'll explain that behind the mug club.
01:12:43.000 So we are going to...
01:12:46.000 Watch!
01:12:46.000 If you're watching here on MugClub, loudmouthcard.com slash MugClub, they will bring in those cards.
01:12:49.000 That's not... It's real.
01:12:51.000 Yeah, it's 100% real.
01:12:52.000 We're going to watch the... We have a teaser here, right?
01:12:55.000 No, we... We're not gonna do it?
01:12:58.000 Oh, that's right, because we'll get hit with a copyright thing.
01:13:00.000 Okay.
01:13:00.000 We're going to watch the new She-Hulk trailer, which is also... I mean, the working title was Lesser Hulk.