Louder with Crowder - February 03, 2025


Why Trump & America Will Dominate the Global Trade War


Episode Stats

Length

59 minutes

Words per Minute

184.31198

Word Count

11,028

Sentence Count

1,127

Misogynist Sentences

27

Hate Speech Sentences

42


Summary

Trump is back in town! President Trump signs a series of executive orders that could be seen as a game changer in the fight against illegal immigration. Also, the border crossings have dropped by 93% in the first 9 days of the Trump administration.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Today I will sign a series of historic executive orders.
00:00:10.000 With these actions, we will begin the complete restoration of America.
00:00:15.000 There's something happening here.
00:00:18.000 And what it is, is extremely clear.
00:00:23.000 There's a man with a pen over there.
00:00:28.000 Executive orders and a big brass pair.
00:00:34.000 I think it's time to stop.
00:00:36.000 Children, what's that sound?
00:00:38.000 President Trump is back in town.
00:00:40.000 Many people thought it was impossible for me to stage such a historic political comeback.
00:00:46.000 But as you see today, here I am.
00:00:48.000 The American people have spoken.
00:00:51.000 Aliens are all worried now.
00:00:54.000 Just a stroke of the pen and they're out.
00:00:59.000 They're not wrong for being afraid.
00:01:04.000 The Don proved in one week he mean what he said.
00:01:09.000 Time to stop, children, what's that sound?
00:01:12.000 President Trump is back in town.
00:01:14.000 From this moment on...
00:01:17.000 America's decline is over.
00:01:20.000 The United States of America will be a free, sovereign, and independent nation.
00:01:25.000 We will forge a society that is colorblind.
00:01:32.000 We don't care what race they are.
00:01:34.000 And merit-based.
00:01:39.000 Don't care if you're a black cripple, who is?
00:01:42.000 It's time to stop, children, what's that sound?
00:01:46.000 President Trump is back in town.
00:01:49.000 Stop, children, what's that sound?
00:01:51.000 Donald Hancock, Rick, now.
00:01:53.000 Stop now.
00:01:55.000 What's the sound?
00:01:56.000 He's taking no time.
00:01:58.000 Stop.
00:01:59.000 What's the sound?
00:03:03.000 That sip went better than the first one.
00:03:04.000 Before we went on air, I spilled my beverage all over myself because I'm a child.
00:03:10.000 It's just the mug is too girthy.
00:03:11.000 You can eat soup out of it.
00:03:13.000 Guys, can we order those sippy cups?
00:03:14.000 Yes, we can.
00:03:15.000 We have them here, actually, and they're just for me.
00:03:17.000 They're labeled mine, by the way.
00:03:18.000 Leave them in the fridge.
00:03:19.000 Less girth for Stephen, please.
00:03:20.000 Custom sippy cups.
00:03:22.000 That's what I heard.
00:03:23.000 Stephen provides less girth for everybody else.
00:03:26.000 Glad to be with you.
00:03:28.000 Hey, I don't know if you know this.
00:03:29.000 Everyone's talking about the tariff war.
00:03:31.000 It's been going on for a long time.
00:03:34.000 That's what we're going to be talking about today.
00:03:36.000 We have all of the receipts.
00:03:37.000 I think a lot of Americans aren't aware of just how many tariffs and how awful they are in other countries and it's been going on for a very long time.
00:03:45.000 This is novel to you.
00:03:47.000 It is not novel to the countries who will now be experiencing this from the United States for the first time.
00:03:53.000 So let me ask you this.
00:03:54.000 What do you think we should tariff next?
00:03:57.000 What would be most fun from Canada or Mexico?
00:04:00.000 I vote bananas.
00:04:03.000 We're also going to be telling you about John Oliver re-released, now to two million plays, his video, a Kamala campaign ad, decrying deportations.
00:04:12.000 And it's funny, they think that it ages well.
00:04:15.000 So we'll get into that.
00:04:16.000 We also have some live coverage of the illegal alien protests that were going on across the country.
00:04:21.000 Foreshadowing.
00:04:22.000 It's quite stupid.
00:04:23.000 So, since we'll be discussing all of this and more, if you're still watching on YouTube, at some point today, you'll likely see this.
00:04:31.000 Head on over to Rumble.
00:04:32.000 It's a live show.
00:04:33.000 Weekdays, 10 a.m.
00:04:34.000 Eastern, including Friday for Mug Club and, well, no, Rumble Premium members.
00:04:38.000 I still have to make sure because it is Rumble Premium.
00:04:40.000 Captain Morgan, CEO number two.
00:04:42.000 How are you, sir?
00:04:42.000 I'm doing well.
00:04:43.000 I thought we weren't doing this anymore.
00:04:44.000 And Josh Feierstein, good?
00:04:46.000 Good.
00:04:46.000 Yes, I'm happy about whatever you're doing.
00:04:48.000 Okay, let's go.
00:04:49.000 Gerald hates it.
00:04:50.000 Deportations.
00:04:51.000 I'm a jerk, sorry.
00:04:53.000 So according to ICE, I-C-E, but we just say ICE, they've arrested more than seven.
00:04:58.000 0.2,000 illegal aliens in Donald Trump's first nine days in office.
00:05:04.000 Good!
00:05:05.000 And according to Tom Holman, our new favorite, border crossings have dropped alarmingly, but in a good way.
00:05:13.000 The crossings on the border are down 93%.
00:05:15.000 93%.
00:05:16.000 Wow.
00:05:17.000 That's a bigger decrease than under the first Trump administration.
00:05:19.000 So look, I've said it.
00:05:21.000 President Trump is a game changer.
00:05:23.000 No one has had the success he's had on securing the border.
00:05:26.000 He clearly understands we can't have strong national security if we don't have border security.
00:05:32.000 I don't even care that he has a lisp.
00:05:34.000 I don't know if it's a lisp or if it's like too big of a cheek thing.
00:05:37.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:05:38.000 But you know what?
00:05:39.000 He pulls it off.
00:05:40.000 Yeah, he gets his words out there.
00:05:41.000 He wears it well.
00:05:43.000 Of course, not everyone is happy.
00:05:45.000 And across the country, places like Los Angeles, New York, blah, blah, blah, people are taking it.
00:05:50.000 Taking it to the streets.
00:05:52.000 That's a lot of nuts!
00:05:58.000 Traffic hasn't moved that fast in years.
00:06:00.000 We didn't know where to start looking to deport, but thank you for giving us a good start.
00:06:10.000 Yeah.
00:06:11.000 Yeah.
00:06:12.000 Ha, ha, ha. - I'm just glad to see a couple American flags down there.
00:06:16.000 That kind of makes sense.
00:06:17.000 Yeah, that was nice.
00:06:18.000 Very few, very sparse.
00:06:20.000 I thought you couldn't do those in the streets and highways anymore because people, you know, with cars.
00:06:24.000 You can do it in places that don't enforce the law.
00:06:27.000 Ah, that'll arrest the people in cars.
00:06:29.000 Yes, in California.
00:06:30.000 If you're reducing the carbon emission, it's fine.
00:06:32.000 Yes.
00:06:32.000 Unfortunately, they were all farting the whole time.
00:06:34.000 Yes, they were.
00:06:36.000 Don't even get us started on the smelt, but they were in the river.
00:06:38.000 Now, the protests were going on across.
00:06:41.000 And here's the thing.
00:06:42.000 A lot of these protests, just so you know, I would be on their mailing list and, you know, we have people who've infiltrated almost all the major organizations here in this country.
00:06:49.000 A lot of the initial protesters are paid.
00:06:51.000 So back in the day, Fight for 15, that was a good example, was funded by the SEIU, and they would send out emails asking you go show up and protest.
00:06:59.000 But then at a certain point, those emails stopped, and they would just send a picture of the protest, and every single person was a paid protester.
00:07:06.000 So the initial protesters are paid.
00:07:07.000 So you can have one pussyhat march, but you're not going to have a second one.
00:07:11.000 And that's where, when you look at these protests, you say, how do these people have no idea as to what it is?
00:07:17.000 They're protesting.
00:07:18.000 This isn't jaywalking and trying to make people look silly.
00:07:21.000 This is the majority of the people out there on the streets.
00:07:24.000 So there were some actually in Dallas and we actually sent Lane the Brain here, Ginger Snap, to those who love him, down to see exactly what was going on.
00:07:33.000 Do y'all have to get permits to do this or do you just do it?
00:07:38.000 We're busy right now.
00:07:39.000 I am too.
00:07:40.000 I'm working.
00:07:41.000 I'm also working.
00:07:43.000 So, yay or nay?
00:07:51.000 They gave it to you?
00:07:52.000 Yes.
00:07:54.000 Who gave it to you?
00:07:55.000 Some random people over there.
00:07:57.000 Do you agree with that?
00:07:58.000 I mean...
00:07:59.000 Yes, we do.
00:08:00.000 F*** Donald Trump.
00:08:01.000 He ain't nothing but a goddamn lying bitch.
00:08:04.000 Are you the news or something?
00:08:05.000 Yeah.
00:08:07.000 Y'all laying first.
00:08:08.000 We're not gonna talk.
00:08:10.000 Did you get that guy out there?
00:08:15.000 Do you think...
00:08:18.000 The U.S. government has a priority to the legal citizens of their country before people that are here undocumented and illegally.
00:08:25.000 It doesn't even care about the working class of the U.S. It doesn't even care about the U.S. working class.
00:08:29.000 It's a principal question.
00:08:30.000 What do you think?
00:08:31.000 Would you say personally you identify, and I'll get out of your hair, but do you think you identify more with your Mexican cultural background or with American culture?
00:08:40.000 Absolutely.
00:08:41.000 I'm with more of Mexican culture.
00:08:44.000 Why do you think so many Latinos, especially Latino men, I feel like, honestly, especially nowadays, a lot of them get a bit cocky because they get legal.
00:09:01.000 But they do it through...
00:09:05.000 Do you think any deportations are okay?
00:09:09.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:09:10.000 I'm for a secure border.
00:09:12.000 I think everybody is.
00:09:14.000 We want our country to be safe.
00:09:15.000 We don't want to let anyone in, just anybody in here. -That's where they're leaving. And they should be doing this with their government. Because the president will be, oh, yeah, we're going to raise this. I don't know if they raise the tariffs, this, and we're going to raise the price and everything. OK.
00:09:28.000 But she has not once said, I'm going to raise the pay that I do for my labor work, you know? -So, like, we could go to Japan and just walk in and live there, and they would be fine with that?
00:09:38.000 Or I could go to Colombia and just live there?
00:09:40.000 I'm serious.
00:09:41.000 What do you think about that?
00:09:46.000 That's a good question.
00:09:48.000 You're right.
00:09:48.000 Yeah.
00:09:49.000 Of course, you wouldn't go to Columbia because it's an awful drug-addled, war-torn country where dreams go to die.
00:10:01.000 But he did get their number.
00:10:01.000 It's true.
00:10:02.000 It makes a good point, though.
00:10:04.000 I mean, especially with the Japan thing.
00:10:05.000 It's like, people don't think about that.
00:10:06.000 In Japan?
00:10:07.000 You can't just go live in Japan.
00:10:08.000 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:10.000 Except Brack.
00:10:13.000 What are you saying?
00:10:14.000 You Brack.
00:10:15.000 We no Brack.
00:10:17.000 No, I'm Mexican.
00:10:18.000 Oh, that's right.
00:10:18.000 He's too hurly.
00:10:20.000 Oh yeah, the hurly shirt.
00:10:21.000 He's too hurly for this bull man.
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00:10:52.000 So this is kind of a flashback.
00:10:54.000 John Oliver.
00:10:55.000 He didn't want it to be a flashback.
00:10:56.000 He was like, new video!
00:10:57.000 Not so new video.
00:10:58.000 Yes.
00:10:59.000 He posted it this morning and I got tricked where I was watching it because their talking points are always the same.
00:11:03.000 Right.
00:11:03.000 Until I heard at the end where he started saying, and this is what hopefully Kamala Harris.
00:11:09.000 I'm like, wait, wait, wait.
00:11:10.000 Who's talking about it?
00:11:10.000 Oh, this is a repost.
00:11:12.000 And so he thought that this aged gracefully.
00:11:16.000 And, of course, cannot be bothered to create new content because they take giant, long breaks with many, many, many tens of millions of dollars in budget.
00:11:24.000 So they released this video.
00:11:26.000 It's called Last Year Tonight.
00:11:27.000 Yes, exactly.
00:11:30.000 They re-released this video decrying Donald Trump's sort of immigration policy.
00:11:34.000 This is from October 27, 2024. Okay, so it has 1.3 million plays, I believe.
00:11:41.000 Let's go through these arguments because it's always interesting to see the arguments that they made, right?
00:11:45.000 We're going to develop a segment here, the experts were wrong.
00:11:49.000 How often were you told, so what, you just think you're going to round people up and deport them?
00:11:53.000 That's never going to happen.
00:11:55.000 Yeah.
00:11:55.000 Yeah, that's exactly right.
00:11:57.000 They try to demoralize you for a very long time because you're just one of those, right?
00:12:03.000 You're just one of the plebs.
00:12:04.000 You can't possibly know.
00:12:06.000 Well, it turns out it's actually not that hard to deport people who are here illegally.
00:12:10.000 How do we know they're here illegally?
00:12:11.000 Because they've said so.
00:12:13.000 Makes it pretty easy to spot or just go down to one of those protests.
00:12:16.000 So the key arguments that you hear from the left, John Oliver, it's always an appeal to, oh, it's inhumane.
00:12:22.000 All people are legal.
00:12:24.000 There are no illegal human beings.
00:12:25.000 And then they try and make some case that we need illegal aliens as the backbone of the economy, none of which holds water today.
00:12:32.000 Let's go to the first claim that you heard from John Oliver.
00:12:35.000 This is inhumane and you're a bad person for wanting borders.
00:12:38.000 A lot of people seem to be supporting something right now whose implications they may not fully understand.
00:12:43.000 So given that, tonight, let's talk about Trump's mass deportation plan.
00:12:47.000 And before we go any further, we'll be talking a lot about the logistics of mass deportation.
00:12:51.000 But for the record, the morality of it is despicable.
00:12:55.000 Immigrants are human beings no matter what McDonald's worst employee says.
00:13:01.000 Okay, I get...
00:13:02.000 Does this work on anybody?
00:13:03.000 Comment below.
00:13:04.000 Does it work anymore?
00:13:05.000 They go, oh, these people are going to deport them and they're going to have you a heart...
00:13:09.000 Whatever.
00:13:11.000 Also, worst employee at McDonald's?
00:13:13.000 Come on.
00:13:13.000 They haven't been to the 72nd Street and one in Tacoma.
00:13:15.000 No, I'm assuming they have not.
00:13:16.000 Also, it could be argued that Donald Trump was the most overqualified employee ever.
00:13:20.000 Thank you very much.
00:13:21.000 He smiled.
00:13:22.000 It was crazy.
00:13:23.000 I wouldn't make the case.
00:13:24.000 Does anyone care anymore?
00:13:25.000 Even if Lake and Riley stories and you see what's happening, I think the sympathy's worn out.
00:13:29.000 And by the way, worst case scenario with these deportations, we're not talking about executing anybody.
00:13:34.000 We're talking about sending them back to the country they came from, you know, where they have a culture that's equal.
00:13:39.000 Leftists?
00:13:40.000 How is that inhumane or cruel?
00:13:42.000 A ticket back to their home.
00:13:45.000 Let me tell you some things that I guess aren't inhumane to John Oliver.
00:13:49.000 Costing American taxpayers up to $450 billion a year.
00:13:54.000 Losing 320,000 children?
00:13:56.000 Allowing foreign gangs to occupy American cities?
00:14:00.000 To give you an idea?
00:14:01.000 By the way, contributing to the largest number of slaves, by and large, sex slaves, on Earth today.
00:14:06.000 Over 40 million slaves on Earth today.
00:14:08.000 Don't know if you know this, that happens quite easily when you don't have any type of monitoring or border security.
00:14:15.000 Sex traffickers love open borders, but...
00:14:17.000 I get it.
00:14:18.000 Sending them back to their home country is more inhumane than doing anything about solving those problems.
00:14:22.000 To give you an idea, yesterday ICE arrested an MS-13 leader in Columbus, Ohio.
00:14:28.000 I didn't even think they could deal with the cold.
00:14:33.000 Never would have thought to look for it.
00:14:34.000 Never would have thought to look in Ohio.
00:14:38.000 No, no.
00:14:42.000 And then, of course, John Oliver goes on to tell you, and he told you this, but we now know it's not true.
00:14:46.000 Remember this.
00:14:47.000 It's just not actually something you can do.
00:14:50.000 Mass deporting people is a fool's errand.
00:14:52.000 You clearly don't understand.
00:14:54.000 One note, I don't think that you watching or listening right now don't understand.
00:15:00.000 Hopefully we provide some information that provides some insight.
00:15:02.000 Hopefully it's illuminating.
00:15:04.000 But I know that you are perfectly capable of understanding if you hold the position that we should deport illegal aliens.
00:15:10.000 All right?
00:15:10.000 He thinks you're stupid.
00:15:12.000 I don't.
00:15:13.000 He tells you there's no way to do it.
00:15:15.000 But that still leaves the task of removing 13 million people, many of whom, incidentally, have spread throughout the country and have lived here for decades.
00:15:22.000 Also, deporting someone isn't as simple as finding them, not liking their paperwork and putting them on a plane.
00:15:27.000 It usually requires an arrest, detention, legal processing, and only then, removal.
00:15:32.000 And to carry out over 13 million arrests in a short period of time, it's been estimated the government will need to hire between 220 and 409,000 new government employees and law enforcement officers.
00:15:42.000 Hold on a second.
00:15:45.000 The process is identify illegal alien, send them back.
00:15:50.000 Now, all of a sudden, we're concerned about the legal process, John Oliver?
00:15:55.000 They already have a list, too.
00:15:57.000 Yeah.
00:15:57.000 J.D. Vance said it the other day in an interview.
00:15:59.000 He's like, it's crazy that this is a thing.
00:16:00.000 We already had the list.
00:16:01.000 We know where they live.
00:16:02.000 Right.
00:16:03.000 The first half of the process is already complete.
00:16:06.000 I think John Oliver is just worried about being deported back to the UK.
00:16:09.000 And I wonder why that may be the case.
00:16:11.000 Well, it's mostly knives.
00:16:19.000 It's hard to do the stabbings.
00:16:20.000 Home's not quite what it used to be.
00:16:22.000 We need knife control.
00:16:23.000 All our problems will be solved.
00:16:25.000 Make all the knives blunt, like Isris Elba said.
00:16:27.000 Yeah, they want knife control in the UK now.
00:16:29.000 Are you starting to...
00:16:30.000 You know, white Europeans, right?
00:16:33.000 And I include, by the way, the United States, because we understand the history.
00:16:36.000 They're a little bit of a tiff.
00:16:37.000 They're really good at creating civilizations.
00:16:40.000 And really bad at defending said civilizations because they try and introduce it to cultures and societies that have no interest in civilization.
00:16:49.000 That's how these nations crumble, just to be clear.
00:16:53.000 You can't bring people in who actively seek to destroy, in the UK specifically, when you're dealing with people who support Sharia law.
00:17:00.000 Here, we just have people leaving countries that aren't all that good.
00:17:04.000 And I'll get to that in a second.
00:17:05.000 We'll get to the Mexican president.
00:17:06.000 So let me give you some numbers here.
00:17:07.000 January 23rd through February 1st, there have been 7,260 arrests.
00:17:15.000 5,700 or so detainers requested.
00:17:18.000 So that's an average of, let's call it about 1,450 per day.
00:17:21.000 That would be somewhere around 520, 530,000 a year.
00:17:25.000 Those numbers will probably go up.
00:17:27.000 Think about this.
00:17:28.000 It's $88 billion a year to do.
00:17:30.000 That's significantly cheaper than the minimum $150 billion to potentially, most likely, $450 billion illegal aliens cost taxpayers every year.
00:17:41.000 Assuming his argument is true, and it's feasible, we see it now, it's cost-effective, that's not true.
00:17:48.000 Yeah.
00:17:48.000 By the way, it's also short-term job creation.
00:17:50.000 You're telling me we need 300,000?
00:17:52.000 Okay, first off, let's get rid of the 80,000 IRS agents, sorry, sorry, administrative people that are working in the offices, not going around hunting down conservatives under the last administration.
00:18:02.000 Just put those people into that work, and you know what?
00:18:04.000 It's a temporary gig.
00:18:05.000 You'll be here for a year or two.
00:18:06.000 You get all the people out.
00:18:07.000 Fantastic.
00:18:08.000 I bet we save money in the process.
00:18:09.000 Absolutely.
00:18:10.000 We'll hear you're about to go to John Oliver, where he makes the case for something, something jobs Americans don't want to do.
00:18:14.000 Sorry.
00:18:14.000 As he says this, just picture him advocating for modernized slave labor.
00:18:21.000 Let's say mass deportation were a realistic policy.
00:18:24.000 It still wouldn't solve the problems the Trump campaign's claiming it would.
00:18:27.000 In fact, it would make them worse, because...
00:18:29.000 They're constantly claiming deportations are the solution to unemployment, housing prices and crimes.
00:18:34.000 So let's take each of those in turn, starting with jobs.
00:18:38.000 Historically, deportation has actually increased unemployment in this country.
00:18:42.000 A study of the Obama years found that when 500,000 undocumented immigrant workers were forced out of the country, 44,000 fewer jobs were held by US-born workers, which may seem counterintuitive, but what's often happened is...
00:18:54.000 Companies that rely on immigrants for their customer base or their workforce end up shutting down.
00:19:00.000 And as immigrants themselves will tell you, they might be the only ones willing to do certain work.
00:19:07.000 The thing is, if he wins, he kicks out all the immigrants.
00:19:10.000 Those who work here in construction and everything, they're immigrants.
00:19:14.000 You're not going to see a gringo filling his feet with cement or carrying bricks or carrying this or cleaning.
00:19:19.000 You're not going to see it.
00:19:21.000 Okay, first off, I disagree with the premise.
00:19:22.000 Second, if you are of any stripe or color wearing cement bricks for shoes, that means that you are a narc for the mob.
00:19:30.000 You are swimming with the fishes.
00:19:32.000 And they sound you.
00:19:33.000 That is not a job, I have to tell you.
00:19:35.000 Sounds like your employer might be abusing you, which, by the way, John Oliver advocates for.
00:19:38.000 Which some companies, what he means to say is giant corporations who, of course, want cheap, modernized slave labor.
00:19:45.000 All of a sudden, all of a sudden, John Oliver loves suckling the culprit bows.
00:19:52.000 And you will see gringos laying concrete, by the way.
00:19:55.000 I did it.
00:19:55.000 Yes, absolutely.
00:19:57.000 Me and Johnny Boy worked construction.
00:19:59.000 We were terrible at it.
00:20:00.000 You ever work an auger on the Canadian Shield?
00:20:02.000 You almost lose your arm about every five minutes.
00:20:04.000 That's true.
00:20:04.000 And just to be clear, what he'll do is he'll list one reference, like an article in the New York Times right there, I believe it's the Immigration Council.
00:20:11.000 What was the name of the reference?
00:20:13.000 Again, a very biased source.
00:20:15.000 There are other sources that exist that show that illegal immigrants reduce wages for low-skilled Americans specifically by up to 7.5%.
00:20:21.000 They take jobs from Americans in sectors like food processing, manufacturing.
00:20:26.000 And here's the really important fact to remember.
00:20:30.000 If your government was looking out for you, right, they'll say, ah, you're talking about the Great Replacement Theory and try and label you racist.
00:20:36.000 No, no.
00:20:37.000 Could you have a more crystal clear example than since COVID, there has been zero.
00:20:43.000 I know what you're thinking.
00:20:44.000 Sumo?
00:20:45.000 Zero job growth for native-born Americans since COVID. Foreign-born?
00:20:51.000 Four million.
00:20:52.000 Four million new jobs for foreign-born workers here.
00:20:55.000 Zero for native-born workers.
00:20:58.000 Hey, at what point does the government say, well, we should actually probably represent the people who are already here paying taxes into the system?
00:21:06.000 Some would say that that's their first...
00:21:08.000 Goal.
00:21:08.000 It's their first, it's their primary goal.
00:21:10.000 This is advocating for modern slave labor on behalf of, at the same time that that happened, the greatest wealth transfer in history, right?
00:21:18.000 The top 10 wealthiest people in the world, what do they see their net worth grow by?
00:21:21.000 Many trillions, several trillion dollars?
00:21:24.000 Yeah, why don't you think if there's 4 million foreign-born workers coming in and doing, apparently, exclusively agricultural jobs, that our groceries would be cheaper?
00:21:30.000 You would think so.
00:21:31.000 The last four years?
00:21:32.000 Wouldn't you?
00:21:32.000 But hey, and I don't know if you're saying, hey, they deserve good-paying jobs, in which case, Americans would do them, or you're saying, They should be paid under the table pennies on the dollar, in which case you're advocating for indentured servitude.
00:21:43.000 You do have to pick a lane.
00:21:45.000 Let's go on now to the stupidest argument that I hear made from the left, and we're obviously seeing that this is not true.
00:21:50.000 It's only going to be more clear in the coming months and years that actually this is very important for housing.
00:21:57.000 More illegal aliens are actually key to solving the housing crisis.
00:22:02.000 What about housing?
00:22:04.000 Because the Trump campaign is promising mass deportation will also fix our housing crisis.
00:22:08.000 This is simple supply and demand, my friends.
00:22:11.000 We've got to do two things to lower the price of housing.
00:22:14.000 Two things to lower the price of housing for Nevadans is we've got to build more houses and we've got to deport the illegal aliens so that American homes go to American citizens.
00:22:25.000 OK, even if that wasn't total bullshit, J.D. Vance's very existence is proof that supply and demand doesn't always work.
00:22:32.000 Mass deportation would remove one and a half million workers from the construction workforce, including more than one in three roofers, ceiling tilers, stucco masons, plasterers and drywall installers.
00:22:43.000 In fact, one professor who studies immigration says that in the long run, immigrants are the solution.
00:22:48.000 To the housing crisis.
00:22:49.000 Without immigrants, you can't increase the supply of housing.
00:22:53.000 One professor who studies immigration says, I don't give a shit.
00:22:57.000 I'm sorry, I don't care.
00:22:58.000 Let me give you some numbers.
00:22:59.000 Not one person who's a tenured professor who wrote an article for the New York Times.
00:23:03.000 The average hourly pay for a construction worker in Texas, for example, is about $25 an hour.
00:23:09.000 Okay, that's home construction.
00:23:10.000 You're telling me that Americans won't do those jobs?
00:23:12.000 I don't believe you.
00:23:13.000 And you're saying that if we don't have illegal immigrants do those jobs?
00:23:17.000 That we won't be able to build houses?
00:23:19.000 Well, that's actually not the problem that we have.
00:23:20.000 We do actually have, we'll go back to the supply issue here.
00:23:23.000 We're short in the United States about 4.5 million homes.
00:23:26.000 So to give you an idea, in 2022, 1.4 million homes were built, but there were 1.8 million new families.
00:23:33.000 And these numbers are always murky because we don't know how many of those families are here legally versus illegally.
00:23:38.000 So we have a much more significant problem on a housing shortage.
00:23:42.000 Total houses built right now before we solve the illegal immigration problem.
00:23:45.000 We still don't have enough because we have too many people.
00:23:48.000 So you believe that we're going to have a solution at hand by keeping the same supply that we currently?
00:23:56.000 No, no, hold on.
00:23:56.000 How about we try getting rid of some of the demand from people who have no business being here legally?
00:24:01.000 Do you remember trying to buy a car during COVID? I'm willing to bet that the demand went up because 4 million new jobs went exclusively.
00:24:07.000 To foreign-born workers, not a one to Americans, but you, the American, couldn't afford a car.
00:24:12.000 For the first time in my adult life, I purchased a new car because there were no used cars that made sense.
00:24:17.000 You have a demand problem.
00:24:19.000 And that demand problem is exacerbated when you have a huge number of people, at least in the millions who are here, who are paid well, and don't pay taxes.
00:24:28.000 More disposable income.
00:24:31.000 Nothing this man says makes sense.
00:24:33.000 And you have a bunch of Americans out there who are parroting the points.
00:24:36.000 Well, you know, we just can't.
00:24:38.000 What do you think?
00:24:39.000 Are we going to deport people?
00:24:40.000 Yes.
00:24:40.000 Find people who are here illegally.
00:24:43.000 Gone.
00:24:43.000 Start with the ones who have committed crimes because they're really, really easy to find because many of them are in jail!
00:24:50.000 They always do this thing, too, where they just say immigrant.
00:24:52.000 Yeah.
00:24:53.000 When they get their status.
00:24:54.000 They're trying to protect these people.
00:24:55.000 They say immigrant.
00:24:56.000 They don't say illegal immigrant.
00:24:57.000 One in three workers on a roof and an installer.
00:25:01.000 Illegal or legal immigrant?
00:25:03.000 Right.
00:25:04.000 I'm okay with a legal immigrant with a work visa building the house.
00:25:06.000 Sure.
00:25:07.000 Yeah.
00:25:08.000 Especially if they're skilled.
00:25:09.000 They don't clarify that.
00:25:10.000 No, and they never clarify it.
00:25:11.000 He does it in his very piece, we didn't address it here, where he says, well, it's known that immigrants are less likely to commit crimes.
00:25:16.000 Oh, jeez.
00:25:17.000 You're using a number that includes legal immigrants, who, by the way, yeah, they lose their green card, they lose their work visa if they commit a crime, so of course they're going to straighten up the class.
00:25:26.000 Yeah, they're documented.
00:25:26.000 Of course they're worried about it.
00:25:27.000 Of course they are.
00:25:28.000 When you're not documented, what do you have to worry about?
00:25:29.000 No one even knows who you are.
00:25:30.000 It's one of the biggest lies in this argument because they don't differentiate between legal and illegal.
00:25:34.000 But hey, the good news is, you now have another.
00:25:37.000 Vector to add to it.
00:25:38.000 Legal immigrants and how they voted, including Hispanic men.
00:25:42.000 They vote to deport.
00:25:43.000 There you go.
00:25:44.000 And you know what?
00:25:45.000 Maybe I'll have a little bit of grace for John Oliver here.
00:25:47.000 He could just not be himself like Gerald when he doesn't have his morning coffee.
00:25:53.000 You don't like it, you cheese-licking ass f***.
00:25:56.000 Last time you told me to try something, I was bleeding out of my eyes and ass like I had Ebola.
00:26:00.000 Look, I'm the guy.
00:26:01.000 You're the goddamn CEO. You don't like it.
00:26:03.000 Pack your f***ing bags and get out of here.
00:26:06.000 And take your life partner with you there.
00:26:09.000 The kid with the f***ing yellow shoes.
00:26:11.000 What?
00:26:11.000 Hey, Gerald.
00:26:13.000 Yeah?
00:26:13.000 Can I talk to you for a minute?
00:26:15.000 Hold on.
00:26:16.000 I gotta call you back.
00:26:19.000 Yeah, what do you...
00:26:20.000 Whatever.
00:26:21.000 My day couldn't get any worse.
00:26:22.000 Go ahead.
00:26:23.000 I just had an idea for a new show that you might like.
00:26:25.000 Oh, yeah?
00:26:26.000 New show, huh?
00:26:27.000 Yeah, it's a game show.
00:26:28.000 What about fatter than a fifth grader?
00:26:30.000 Spoiler!
00:26:31.000 You win!
00:26:32.000 Chubby!
00:26:33.000 Alright, I had that coming.
00:26:35.000 No, it's a parody of the old show, Hollywood Squares.
00:26:38.000 Oh, brilliant!
00:26:40.000 You could be Bruce Valanche.
00:26:42.000 You know why?
00:26:43.000 Because he's fat, he's ugly, and he's really f***ing gay.
00:26:47.000 Okay, you're not really getting it.
00:26:49.000 I'm not getting what?
00:26:50.000 What's the first question going to be?
00:26:52.000 What's that smell?
00:26:53.000 Oh, it's Whoopi's Weave.
00:26:56.000 Okay, well, that just seemed kind of mean.
00:26:58.000 To be honest with you.
00:26:59.000 Try some coffee.
00:27:01.000 What's in it?
00:27:02.000 Nothing.
00:27:03.000 It's just the best coffee Earth can provide.
00:27:05.000 That's Bolivian-grown.
00:27:08.000 It's good.
00:27:09.000 Please.
00:27:13.000 Better?
00:27:15.000 Yeah.
00:27:15.000 Really sorry, man.
00:27:16.000 I'm not myself without my coffee in the morning.
00:27:18.000 So, yeah.
00:27:19.000 Good.
00:27:20.000 Good.
00:27:20.000 So you like the idea, then?
00:27:22.000 No.
00:27:23.000 It's a terrible idea, Josh.
00:27:24.000 It's like one of the worst ideas you've ever...
00:27:27.000 Had, actually.
00:27:28.000 But you know what?
00:27:28.000 Great coffee, so thanks.
00:27:29.000 Appreciate that.
00:27:30.000 Yeah.
00:27:32.000 Yeah, no problem, Gerald.
00:27:35.000 Well, I guess the coffee isn't all that much different.
00:27:38.000 Although you do lose that olive glow tone to your skin.
00:27:42.000 I don't know what happens there.
00:27:42.000 I still think it's a good idea for a show.
00:27:44.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:27:44.000 We can get Bernie Sanders, Gilbert Gottfried in there.
00:27:47.000 That would be a lot of fun.
00:27:48.000 Yeah, it'd be a fun show.
00:27:49.000 Get Whoopi and Predator.
00:27:50.000 By the way, 1770coffee.com slash...
00:27:53.000 Crowder.
00:27:54.000 It is awesome coffee.
00:27:55.000 No gimmicks out there.
00:27:56.000 They're not trying to part you from your money.
00:27:58.000 You get a bigger bag.
00:27:59.000 Fresh roasted coffee.
00:28:01.000 It's all we drink here.
00:28:02.000 We drink the Peaberry.
00:28:03.000 Use the promo code CROWDER for 15% off at $17.75.
00:28:07.000 Coffee.com slash CROWDER. Literally.
00:28:09.000 And not figuratively, the best coffee that I have had, especially at this price point.
00:28:14.000 And boy, they're quick to...
00:28:15.000 And you're hard to please with coffee, so...
00:28:16.000 I'm a little bit of a coffee snuff.
00:28:18.000 You are, you are.
00:28:19.000 I got a new espresso machine last month, and you sent me, like, detailed instructions.
00:28:23.000 Yes.
00:28:23.000 And I appreciated it.
00:28:24.000 It worked.
00:28:25.000 Because I wanted you to enjoy it.
00:28:26.000 And they do have K-Cups, too, in case that's what you guys use.
00:28:29.000 Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:28:29.000 I got a K-Cup machine to use them, to try them.
00:28:33.000 And they're better than most K-Cups, but I'm going to tell you, I can't really taste the difference.
00:28:37.000 K-Cups, they're all pretty much the same.
00:28:38.000 If that's what you want to do, go ahead.
00:28:40.000 They have those, too, and they put in more grams per cup than most of the other bull crap out there.
00:28:44.000 But I suggest get a real coffee maker.
00:28:46.000 All right!
00:28:47.000 K-Cups is what I call my wife's boobs.
00:28:49.000 Hey!
00:28:50.000 Hey!
00:28:51.000 Her name's Catherine.
00:28:52.000 Yeah, well, she likes it.
00:28:54.000 No, okay.
00:28:54.000 Well, as long as she likes it.
00:28:57.000 Kick-upper.
00:28:58.000 Yeah.
00:28:59.000 As long as you don't start referring to her as pour-over.
00:29:05.000 Yeah.
00:29:06.000 Or drip.
00:29:11.000 My little French press.
00:29:12.000 Okay, sorry.
00:29:12.000 We have a show.
00:29:13.000 All right.
00:29:14.000 I don't know if you know this, but we're seeing some big wins here.
00:29:18.000 So this weekend, Secretary of State Marco Rubio still has small hands, but he's doing some good work.
00:29:22.000 He made his diplomatic visit to Panama.
00:29:26.000 Okay, so the theme here, I'm going to show you a clip.
00:29:39.000 He actually did go.
00:29:41.000 Yes, he did.
00:29:41.000 The theme here is the United States has been getting the short end of the stick on a lot of deals, and the only reason for that is because the world thinks, ah, they can afford it.
00:29:49.000 Only now, we are saying, no, we can't.
00:29:51.000 Or, we choose not to.
00:29:53.000 The United States has a lot of leverage.
00:29:54.000 We have not used it.
00:29:55.000 Yeah.
00:29:56.000 We're going to be accused of being this evil empire.
00:29:58.000 Well, you know what?
00:29:58.000 We might as well have some fair deals going on.
00:30:01.000 So, after meeting with Rubio, the Panamanian president, Jose Raul Molino, I hope I'm saying it right.
00:30:06.000 I don't care.
00:30:07.000 He said almost immediately that his country would be exiting China's Belt and Road Initiative.
00:30:12.000 Una cosa importante, que es una decisión que adopte y se la comuniqué.
00:30:18.000 El memorándum de entendimiento del año 2017 sobre la ruta de la seda, the Belt and Road Initiative, no será renovado por mi gobierno.
00:30:30.000 ¡Afuera!
00:30:30.000 So fast.
00:30:32.000 That's pretty awesome.
00:30:33.000 It's a set.
00:30:33.000 You were John Oliver like, so what?
00:30:34.000 You think you're going to make a threat and then they're just going to withdraw from China's Belt and Road Initiative?
00:30:40.000 Yeah.
00:30:40.000 Yeah, they kind of did.
00:30:41.000 By the way, I was told by the left that China wasn't involved with the Panama Canal at all.
00:30:46.000 Yeah.
00:30:46.000 It wasn't even a thing.
00:30:47.000 No, they didn't want you to know that actually Panama was the first Latin American country to join the partnership.
00:30:50.000 So that's not something they necessarily want you to know.
00:30:52.000 Don't look behind the curtain.
00:30:53.000 Yeah.
00:30:54.000 We have another one here, too.
00:30:55.000 This was in e-commerce from Donald Trump.
00:30:57.000 Yeah.
00:30:57.000 So part of his tariffs, he removed the, is it de mimis?
00:31:01.000 De minimis.
00:31:02.000 De minimis?
00:31:02.000 De minimis?
00:31:04.000 Exception.
00:31:04.000 Anyways, there was an exemption on shipping from China, so packages under $800 would avoid tariffs, and that means that tariffs would be charged on products from companies like Timu, like Shine, like Alibaba.
00:31:15.000 Last year, the United States imported $48 billion under the exemption, and yeah, it seems like now what's going to happen is, hey, let's start playing ball.
00:31:25.000 It goes around, and they don't have to pay the taxes on it.
00:31:27.000 They don't have the tariffs or the duties to it.
00:31:29.000 And they also said, it's like, hey, we don't inspect all of those packages, so yes, drugs and other cheap knockoff goods come to the United States.
00:31:36.000 So all of a sudden, this company, Temu especially, is going to get screwed by this.
00:31:39.000 And domestic people who are doing this process, there's a lot of e-commerce stores out there.
00:31:44.000 Are going to have a huge win.
00:31:46.000 Because now they just can't do it.
00:31:47.000 Or they're going to have to start paying their first year to do it.
00:31:49.000 Right.
00:31:50.000 And that sucks because now I'm going to have to buy my kids toys at work.
00:31:52.000 Yes.
00:31:53.000 By that you mean steal it from the prop room.
00:31:56.000 Everything's ten times smaller than advertising.
00:31:58.000 Yes, I know.
00:31:59.000 It is true.
00:32:00.000 I got a whiteboard.
00:32:01.000 It was like this.
00:32:03.000 Oh, yeah.
00:32:03.000 It's like a post-it size.
00:32:05.000 Yeah.
00:32:05.000 You've got to look at the dimensions.
00:32:06.000 I'm sure to them it's extra large.
00:32:07.000 But we don't care.
00:32:08.000 We're better.
00:32:09.000 We're American.
00:32:09.000 We want American sizes here.
00:32:12.000 That's a huge deal, by the way.
00:32:13.000 We're not malnourished.
00:32:14.000 We're obese.
00:32:14.000 So, let's go to the trade war story.
00:32:18.000 This is what everyone is talking about, and it's quite funny, because Canada is trying to act like they have any leverage whatsoever.
00:32:24.000 And Canada shouldn't exist.
00:32:26.000 They should be the 51st state.
00:32:27.000 They're a country rich in natural resources.
00:32:31.000 They have no defense of which to speak as it relates to their neighbor to the south, the United States.
00:32:37.000 And they talk so much crap.
00:32:38.000 So, let me be really clear here.
00:32:40.000 This is not a new tariff.
00:32:43.000 It's been going on for a long time and we'll give you some examples of that.
00:32:47.000 The United States for the first time is just starting to match fire with fire at this point.
00:32:53.000 That's what we're doing.
00:32:54.000 And we actually have the leverage to do so.
00:32:56.000 Shouldn't the United States use its power, use its negotiating clout to try and benefit Americans?
00:33:04.000 Instead, we've been bending the knee consistently.
00:33:06.000 That's how you end up, for example, with zero new.
00:33:10.000 Native-born jobs in this country since COVID and 4 million for foreign-born workers.
00:33:15.000 At a certain point, you say, that's not an accident.
00:33:19.000 Also, why are we so opposed to...
00:33:20.000 I remember when I was growing up, do you remember this?
00:33:22.000 People were protesting the gap.
00:33:24.000 People were protesting Nike because, ah, it's slave labor.
00:33:26.000 What happened to that?
00:33:27.000 Now you're mad about punishing the country that has 9-year-olds chained to a loom for 14 hours a day?
00:33:34.000 Shouldn't there be some consequences?
00:33:37.000 At a point in time, well, now you're starting to see them.
00:33:39.000 So this weekend, Donald Trump said that the United States, you know this, was going to hit Canada, Mexico, China, and he even mentioned potentially the UK with a series of, some would say, not even necessarily equal, but for the first time, tariffs.
00:33:53.000 Canada's been very tough on oil, on energy.
00:33:56.000 They don't allow our farm products in, essentially.
00:33:59.000 They don't allow a lot of things in, and we allow everything to come in.
00:34:03.000 It's been a one-way street.
00:34:04.000 Something's going to happen there.
00:34:06.000 But if they want to play the game, I don't mind.
00:34:09.000 We can play the game all they want.
00:34:10.000 Mexico, we've had very good talks with them.
00:34:14.000 And this is retaliatory.
00:34:17.000 This is retaliatory to a certain extent.
00:34:20.000 Millions of people float into our country through Mexico and Canada.
00:34:24.000 And we're not going to allow that.
00:34:25.000 And by the way, you're experiencing this live right now on CNN. Mexico's president says Trump agrees to pause tariffs for one month.
00:34:33.000 They're starting to negotiate.
00:34:34.000 Let's bring this up.
00:34:35.000 It's 1043 Eastern.
00:34:37.000 Market and economy breaking news related to the White House and its two biggest trading partners.
00:34:43.000 Also, this morning, five people remain hospitalized after Friday night's crash of a medevac jet into a Philadelphia neighborhood.
00:34:50.000 We can hear what the developments are.
00:34:51.000 So this is, again, we've said a negotiating tool.
00:34:55.000 It doesn't work unless it has teeth behind.
00:34:56.000 I remember one time they asked, they said, so is there anything that Canada can do or Mexico can do to stop these tariffs?
00:35:01.000 He said, no.
00:35:02.000 Nothing at all.
00:35:03.000 Nothing.
00:35:04.000 They start immediately.
00:35:05.000 Nothing.
00:35:06.000 You've got to start it.
00:35:07.000 You've got to count to three, and they've got to see the consequences.
00:35:09.000 So that brings us to this first installment, likely first of many, tariff time.
00:35:15.000 Time for some tariffs, because you don't want to play nicely.
00:35:21.000 Suck on some tariffs, Trump has got you by the testies.
00:35:32.000 Now, let me be really clear.
00:35:39.000 to set this up.
00:35:40.000 So you see this all in context.
00:35:42.000 The asks from Donald Trump right now are not even necessarily related specifically to economic trade.
00:35:51.000 You think it's cruel.
00:35:52.000 You think that we shouldn't do anything about the border.
00:35:54.000 You think these countries should be able to take advantage of us.
00:35:55.000 Okay.
00:35:56.000 But before we get to any of that, the asks from the Trump White House are pretty simple, okay?
00:36:00.000 Stop undoing our work.
00:36:01.000 Stop illegal immigration, drug trafficking at your own border, and stop, for example, the outflow of fentanyl that has been killing record number of Americans.
00:36:09.000 There you go.
00:36:10.000 Pretty simple.
00:36:11.000 So these tariffs are really just based on, hey, look, Canada, you have the biggest border that we have with any country, of course, and, you know, Stephen Crowder has...
00:36:20.000 I've crossed over to the United States and Canada accidentally and not known it when I lived there.
00:36:26.000 I'd accidentally be like, what, I'm in upstate New York?
00:36:27.000 Where's the paintball field?
00:36:28.000 Okay, let me go back to Quebec.
00:36:30.000 All the time.
00:36:30.000 It's completely unprotected in some areas.
00:36:32.000 It's a town like that.
00:36:34.000 There are many towns like that.
00:36:35.000 The border's the line on the street.
00:36:36.000 And imagine this.
00:36:37.000 You seal up the southern border.
00:36:39.000 And then, illegal aliens or terrorists, by the way, many of whom have come from Canada, they know that it's easy to get to Canada and easy to cross that border because Canada won't do their own job.
00:36:48.000 We're just hemorrhaging money.
00:36:50.000 It's like you're not plugging the hole in the boat.
00:36:52.000 Canada has to do its part.
00:36:53.000 We get it.
00:36:54.000 You brag about socialized healthcare Canada.
00:36:56.000 I know because I lived there for 16 years.
00:36:58.000 The problem is you can only do that because you don't have to raise up a military to defend yourself and because you don't enforce your own border.
00:37:06.000 Things, you know, that affect countries to the south.
00:37:08.000 So it's just about now.
00:37:09.000 I get that you're friendly.
00:37:10.000 Gee, gosh.
00:37:11.000 Aw, gee, willikers.
00:37:12.000 It's time for you to be a good neighbor.
00:37:14.000 These are the asks.
00:37:15.000 Stop illegal immigration.
00:37:17.000 Watch your own border here.
00:37:18.000 Help us out.
00:37:19.000 China, crack down on the fentanyl.
00:37:23.000 So, the tariffs are going to take place or take effect tomorrow.
00:37:27.000 For everybody else.
00:37:28.000 For everybody.
00:37:28.000 Named Mexico who caved.
00:37:30.000 Yeah.
00:37:30.000 Did they actually cave?
00:37:31.000 They're pausing.
00:37:31.000 They're pausing, which means you know he had a talk with them.
00:37:34.000 I've got a list of what they said they're going to do.
00:37:36.000 Oh, let me see what Mexico, this is live this morning.
00:37:39.000 Yeah.
00:37:39.000 So, number one, Mexico will immediately reinforce the northern border with 10,000 members of the National Guard to prevent any drug trafficking from Mexico to the United States, particularly fentanyl.
00:37:48.000 Oh, there you go.
00:37:49.000 We're speaking our love language now.
00:37:50.000 Wait, hold on a second.
00:37:51.000 They just had 10,000 members laying around doing nothing?
00:37:55.000 I didn't know they had a National Guard.
00:37:58.000 It's called the cartel.
00:37:59.000 Yeah.
00:38:00.000 That means they were never asked before because they were able to mobilize 10,000 guard members.
00:38:05.000 Yes, exactly.
00:38:07.000 There's a couple of other things here.
00:38:08.000 So the United States is committed to working to prevent the trafficking of high-powered weapons to Mexico.
00:38:13.000 Okay, fine.
00:38:14.000 We won't send guns down to you.
00:38:15.000 Got it.
00:38:15.000 And then our teams will begin working today on two-front security and trade.
00:38:18.000 So they kind of keep going on.
00:38:19.000 And basically, they've done what we asked them to do, which was not a lot.
00:38:23.000 Number one was the only thing, really, that we're saying, like, hey, guys, with all this drug trafficking and stuff, if you could kind of secure your own border, that'd be kind of nice.
00:38:30.000 We'd appreciate some of the help from your people not getting into our place with fentanyl.
00:38:34.000 You know that call was incredibly uncomfortable because the president of Mexico had to keep appearances up, put on this strong feminist face, and then call and hear Donald Trump, not one more head on a godforsaken turtle!
00:38:48.000 But you know what happened?
00:38:49.000 She called and said, okay, we're going to do what you've asked us to do.
00:38:52.000 Now, will you promise to lift the tariff?
00:38:53.000 For one month, and then we'll see.
00:38:56.000 And then we'll see.
00:38:57.000 This is how a leader leads.
00:39:00.000 You may not like it.
00:39:01.000 But can you acknowledge this is the first time in our lifetime that someone is doing exactly what they promised?
00:39:07.000 If nothing else, this is not a surprise to anybody, both his allies and his enemies.
00:39:11.000 So let's go to the reactions.
00:39:12.000 First was Canada, where Trudeau, who's basically outgoing, there's no way that this works out for him.
00:39:18.000 What is he doing now?
00:39:18.000 He said that Canada will levy some retaliatory tariffs and something, something, something gay.
00:39:24.000 "Day! Day!" "Day!" "Sorry, right clip, and we always show the shorts because he went the extra mile.
00:39:32.000 Here is the other right clip.
00:39:34.000 Tonight, I am announcing Canada will be responding to the US trade action with 25% tariffs against $155 billion worth of American goods.
00:39:48.000 Our response will also be far-reaching and include everyday items.
00:39:53.000 Such as American beer, wine, and bourbon.
00:39:57.000 Fruits and fruit juices, including orange juice.
00:40:00.000 I also want to speak directly to Canadians in this moment.
00:40:05.000 I'm sure many of you are anxious.
00:40:08.000 But I want you to know, we are all in this together.
00:40:13.000 And Toolman, can you go just to a screen grab of that, just to pause?
00:40:16.000 I don't know why he has someone over his left shoulder who just exited a sauna.
00:40:20.000 But this is why we can't take your world leader seriously.
00:40:23.000 That's the number one consumer of their beer, wine, and bourbon.
00:40:26.000 He looks drunk.
00:40:26.000 Look at him.
00:40:27.000 He's sweating hot and red.
00:40:30.000 His tie's crooked.
00:40:33.000 Clean yourself up.
00:40:34.000 He's pissed at Trudeau.
00:40:35.000 Look at him.
00:40:37.000 Also, something that was kind of surprising, disappointing, the opposition leader, the conservative there, Pierre Poilievre, condemned the tariffs.
00:40:44.000 But I understand they have to look like they're looking out for their country and they have a leg to stand on.
00:40:48.000 They don't.
00:40:48.000 We must put Canada first.
00:40:51.000 And that is why common sense conservatives condemn President Trump's massive, unjust, and unjustified tariffs, which will damage both American and Canadian economies.
00:41:01.000 There is no justification whatsoever for these tariffs or this treatment.
00:41:08.000 Yes, there is.
00:41:09.000 Canada will never be the 51st state.
00:41:11.000 We are an independent, proud, and strong Nation.
00:41:16.000 You are not proud and strong.
00:41:18.000 You have the queen on your money because you bent over and let the king pipe you.
00:41:21.000 You know what I heard?
00:41:22.000 We're a big boy!
00:41:24.000 Yes, exactly!
00:41:25.000 Stop!
00:41:27.000 Daddy, wow!
00:41:28.000 I am Canada now.
00:41:33.000 Pull it up!
00:41:34.000 I'm a real country now.
00:41:35.000 You're embarrassing yourself.
00:41:37.000 I can't wait until they are the 51st state and we get to put the Curb Your Enthusiasm music on that.
00:41:43.000 You are not the 51st state by our grace.
00:41:48.000 You gave up to the crown of England.
00:41:51.000 Do you have any idea what the United States would do to you?
00:41:54.000 You should have been the 51st state for a couple of hundred years now.
00:41:57.000 When you join with your neighbor's enemy to burn his stuff down, it's not a cool move, okay?
00:42:02.000 Here, really quickly, by the way, I thought leftist argument was that when you put tariffs on, it actually penalizes your own citizens, right?
00:42:09.000 That's been their entire argument this entire time, that U.S. citizens are going to be paying these tariffs that we're putting on other countries.
00:42:13.000 If that's the case, why would Canada, in response to the United States trying to hurt their citizens, they say, Penalize their citizens by putting tariffs on American goods coming into Canada.
00:42:24.000 The argument doesn't hold water.
00:42:25.000 Are you guys seeing through this?
00:42:27.000 It's obvious that is not always the case.
00:42:30.000 And it's going to hurt all of these countries a lot more than it will hurt the U.S., just to be clear.
00:42:33.000 Yes, it's negotiation.
00:42:34.000 There's a whole lot more play.
00:42:35.000 You might see some inflation on bananas or maple syrup or whatever, but you know what?
00:42:39.000 Look, it's going to be much better in the long term, and we'll get to those numbers.
00:42:43.000 The Mexican president, Claudia Scheinbaum, urged the U.S. And Mexico to cooperate.
00:42:49.000 I know now we have this response, but she said, we don't need tariffs.
00:42:52.000 Come on now, we're both equals in this, except we're not.
00:42:55.000 La soberanía no es negociable.
00:42:57.000 Coordinación, sí.
00:42:59.000 Subordinación, no.
00:43:01.000 Le propuse al presidente Trump.
00:43:04.000 She changed that to a C.
00:43:05.000 Con nuestros mejores equipos.
00:43:09.000 Los de seguridad y también los de salud.
00:43:12.000 A pesky.
00:43:17.000 You can't fire me.
00:43:18.000 I quit.
00:43:19.000 That's what it is.
00:43:20.000 It's like you're breaking up.
00:43:21.000 You ever break up with someone and you're like, yeah, this isn't going to work.
00:43:24.000 I'm leaving.
00:43:24.000 You're like, fine.
00:43:26.000 Okay.
00:43:26.000 I think I see what you're doing here.
00:43:28.000 Also, by the way, she actually made sure that no Mexicans can ever claim asylum from a persecution-oriented government ever again.
00:43:37.000 A nuestros hermanos y hermanas mexicanas, mexicanos en Estados Unidos.
00:43:42.000 Quiero decirles que aquí está su presidenta y un pueblo entero para defenderlos.
00:43:48.000 Si desean regresar a México, aquí los abrazamos.
00:43:52.000 It's tough to claim asylum when your president just said she embraced you and she hugged her titties. - You're not fleeing a persecution.
00:44:01.000 It's not like Castro, like, we will jail them and those saxophones.
00:44:04.000 They are saying, hey, you're welcome.
00:44:06.000 You're just leaving a country that's crappier, okay?
00:44:09.000 That is not a legitimate claim to asylum.
00:44:11.000 There is now never a claim.
00:44:13.000 An asylum claim from a single Mexican crossing here illegally.
00:44:16.000 It's done.
00:44:17.000 Thank you.
00:44:18.000 If for nothing else, President Sheinbaum.
00:44:20.000 That's all they should do at these immigration trials is just play that clip right there.
00:44:24.000 It's like, ah, next person.
00:44:26.000 So, by the way, before we move on, on this specific subject, Donald Trump did do a truth.
00:44:31.000 On Mexico?
00:44:32.000 Yeah, I thought, you know, your voice is warmed up.
00:44:33.000 You can probably manage.
00:44:34.000 Let's see.
00:44:35.000 All right.
00:44:37.000 I just spoke with President Claudia Sheinbaum of Mexico.
00:44:42.000 It was a very friendly conversation wherein she agreed to immediately supply 10,000 Mexican soldiers on the border separating Mexico and the United States.
00:44:51.000 What other border would it be?
00:44:52.000 These soldiers will be specifically designated to stop the flow of fentanyl and illegal migrants into our country.
00:44:58.000 We further agreed immediately.
00:45:01.000 Not latently, immediately.
00:45:03.000 Pause the anticipated tariffs for a one-month period during which we will have negotiations headed by Secretary of State Small Hands Marco Rubio, Secretary of Treasury Scott Besant, and Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick, a high-level representative of Mexico.
00:45:19.000 I look forward to participating in those negotiations with President Scheinbaum as she is on her best behavior and we attempt to achieve a, quote, deal between our two countries.
00:45:31.000 This isn't even a deal yet, though.
00:45:33.000 He's not done extracting the right behavior out of these people.
00:45:36.000 Absolutely.
00:45:37.000 And right now in Canada, Trudeau's like, wait, we can do that?
00:45:41.000 We can get on the phone?
00:45:41.000 Hey, hey, hey, somebody get the president on the phone.
00:45:43.000 I want a case.
00:45:44.000 It took, what, one or two days?
00:45:45.000 She's like, we're going to stand with our Canadian brothers!
00:45:47.000 And then, like, a day and a half later, yeah, we reached a deal.
00:45:50.000 They have no leg to stand on, and I'll get to exactly why.
00:45:55.000 They know they've been doing this to you, the American consumer, for a very long time with their own tariffs.
00:46:00.000 China said they're going to file a complaint with the WTO and some countermeasures.
00:46:04.000 Who cares?
00:46:04.000 They're tiny.
00:46:05.000 Now, let me give you the clear picture references Let's tell you the tariffs are 25%.
00:46:15.000 They're going to be on Mexico and Canada.
00:46:17.000 You know that.
00:46:18.000 Canadian energy exports would only see a 10% additional tariff.
00:46:22.000 China would see an additional 10% tariff on anything I believe that we import here.
00:46:27.000 Let me give you the numbers on these countries.
00:46:29.000 Let's start with the example of Canada.
00:46:31.000 The United States trade deficit with Canada is $55 billion.
00:46:35.000 Now, who is this going to hurt more?
00:46:38.000 The exports, the United States, they make up 21% of Canada's total GDP. The United States, our exports to Canada make up 1.1%.
00:46:47.000 20 times more on their side of the ledger.
00:46:50.000 And they have been instituting tariffs on us for a very long time.
00:46:53.000 Let me give you an example.
00:46:55.000 Dairy, there's a Canadian tariff on American dairy.
00:46:58.000 It's 240 to 298% once certain quotas are reached.
00:47:02.000 Yeah, and that's just one.
00:47:03.000 There are lists.
00:47:05.000 There are lists.
00:47:05.000 So you're mad about a 25% tariff if they don't stop illegal immigration, for example, and fentanyl, drug trafficking.
00:47:13.000 They're taxing milk more than double the price, up to triple the price of milk.
00:47:20.000 We have been getting fleeced.
00:47:22.000 This could all just, you know what, we're just asking, I think, quite reasonable things.
00:47:26.000 Saying, hey, secure your own border, stop the drugs.
00:47:28.000 But I would be fine with Donald Trump going, and no more taxing milk.
00:47:32.000 Put Dairy Queen on your money.
00:47:34.000 How about that?
00:47:36.000 Right away.
00:47:37.000 Instead of a loony, it's a blizzard.
00:47:40.000 Turn it upside down.
00:47:41.000 Wow, that's good.
00:47:44.000 Mexico.
00:47:45.000 Our trade deficit with Mexico is $157 billion.
00:47:51.000 Their exports to the United States make up 34% of their GDP. Our exports to Mexico make up about 1%.
00:47:59.000 Of our GDP. Now, we say this is incredibly unfair.
00:48:02.000 How could you ever put a 25% tariff on this?
00:48:07.000 That's wrong.
00:48:08.000 Do you mean exactly like the 25% tariff that Mexico puts on American beef?
00:48:12.000 Jeez.
00:48:13.000 Ours?
00:48:14.000 7.9%.
00:48:15.000 Hey, how about none of these tariffs are lifted until they're all even.
00:48:19.000 Equal.
00:48:20.000 How about that?
00:48:21.000 I understand you're going to say the American dollar is stronger.
00:48:23.000 It doesn't matter.
00:48:25.000 Up to a 300% tax on dairy from Canada, 25% on beef in Mexico.
00:48:30.000 They've been doing this for a very long time.
00:48:32.000 You, many Americans, have just been gleefully unaware of this.
00:48:37.000 And so did I as a libertarian when I was, you know, a later teenager until I grew up.
00:48:42.000 China.
00:48:43.000 Our trade deficit with China is $270 billion.
00:48:47.000 Okay?
00:48:49.000 Their GDP, 3% of their GDP, it's the United States, significantly lower than the other countries, but still significantly more than our exports, 0.45% of our GDP. Let me give you just a general example.
00:49:03.000 China, their tariffs on our goods are about 22%, 21 to 22%.
00:49:06.000 Ours are about 19%.
00:49:07.000 Let's even those out and make sure that you're not using one of the most effective biochemical weapons, fentanyl.
00:49:15.000 To bring this country to its knees.
00:49:17.000 I would be fine with an indefinite tariff until you give us the straight story on the Wuhan virus.
00:49:23.000 How about that?
00:49:24.000 There you go.
00:49:25.000 Let's go to the EU. Okay?
00:49:27.000 Our trade deficit with the EU, $213 billion.
00:49:32.000 EU exports to the United States make up 3% of their total GDP. Our exports to them, 1.2%, significantly less than half.
00:49:40.000 Here's an example for you, and it's different.
00:49:42.000 In different countries, and certainly all across Europe and Eastern Europe, the tariffs?
00:49:47.000 Well, their tariff on American automobiles, 10%.
00:49:50.000 Ours, 2.5%.
00:49:51.000 That's a high-ticket item.
00:49:53.000 10% is significant.
00:49:55.000 Many people in the EU cannot get our cars.
00:49:58.000 That's not even to include the additional taxes and tariffs because of international climate treaties that disproportionately harm our vehicles because no one in Europe can get one single V8. Now, maybe there is one V8, but the point remains, their cars are for pussyboys.
00:50:13.000 At least Jaguar said they're not going to produce cars anymore for a little while.
00:50:16.000 Well, after that ad, that's probably a good idea.
00:50:18.000 They need a rebranding campaign.
00:50:20.000 Look, all these countries are doing is protecting their businesses.
00:50:23.000 They're protecting their citizens and their ability to have these industries.
00:50:26.000 Essentially, that's what tariffs are going to do.
00:50:28.000 They're going to create opportunity locally so that you can avoid the tariff and buy local, maybe pay a little bit less.
00:50:32.000 There's other things that are going on, too.
00:50:34.000 But the United States is not.
00:50:36.000 When they do it, it's protecting.
00:50:38.000 When the United States does it, oh, you're trying to punish consumers.
00:50:40.000 When they fund Airbus, government subsidies fund Airbus and compete with Boeing, and Boeing says, hey, that's not fair.
00:50:46.000 They're like, no, no, no, no, that's just how we do it.
00:50:48.000 You guys can't put a tariff on stuff coming over here.
00:50:50.000 You guys can't do kind of a trade war because of our funding of Airbus, and you don't fund Boeing the same way that we do.
00:50:55.000 It's not fair trade.
00:50:57.000 We just screwed the world over, and we've had this power for decades, and we haven't used it effectively.
00:51:01.000 Trump is finally going, you know what?
00:51:03.000 I've got this.
00:51:04.000 Let's just see what happens.
00:51:05.000 We think it screwed me worse than we are now.
00:51:06.000 I would say it's even worse than that.
00:51:07.000 Not only have we not done anything, we have done some things.
00:51:10.000 We've increased taxes, income taxes.
00:51:12.000 Yes, on us.
00:51:12.000 We've increased corporate taxes.
00:51:14.000 So we've increased taxes directly on Americans while not applying any type of tariffs, levying any type of taxes against foreign nations that want to do us harm.
00:51:23.000 Let's just say it evened out if your taxes got reduced by the number that we generate in tariffs.
00:51:28.000 Hey, is that a net win?
00:51:30.000 This comes from two different worldviews.
00:51:32.000 Right?
00:51:32.000 The leftist worldview that you exist, you exist to fund the government.
00:51:37.000 That's why your tax dollars exist.
00:51:39.000 The other worldview is that the government exists to protect, preserve the culture that has created what allows you to be the American taxpayer.
00:51:47.000 Okay?
00:51:48.000 Do you want to tax China more?
00:51:49.000 Do you want to tax Mexico more?
00:51:50.000 Do you want to tax Canada more?
00:51:52.000 Or do you want to tax you more and American businesses more?
00:51:54.000 We've tried it one way.
00:51:55.000 Let's try it a different way.
00:51:56.000 And the good news is we have...
00:51:58.000 We have a lot of wiggle room here because of the tariffs that have been applied to the United States.
00:52:03.000 We are in the driver's seat, and we've been funding the rest of the world for a very long time.
00:52:06.000 Just think about this.
00:52:08.000 It's like the term predatory lending.
00:52:09.000 You go, what?
00:52:11.000 That doesn't even make any sense.
00:52:12.000 It makes zero sense.
00:52:14.000 Predatory lending.
00:52:15.000 You're going to target someone who can't pay you back as a predator to lend to them?
00:52:19.000 Okay.
00:52:20.000 Let's just call you bankrupt lender.
00:52:22.000 Oh, it's the United States government forcing you to do so and guaranteeing the loan.
00:52:27.000 Okay, got it.
00:52:28.000 This is what we're looking at here with this country.
00:52:31.000 Hey, we look at prescription drugs.
00:52:34.000 Why do other...
00:52:35.000 And people ask this as a slogan.
00:52:37.000 Why do other drugs pay less for their prescription medication than we do here in the United States?
00:52:42.000 Yes, let's ask that.
00:52:43.000 Why?
00:52:45.000 Where are the drugs developed?
00:52:46.000 Where are they coming from?
00:52:48.000 And then who subsidizes it to give it to their citizens?
00:52:51.000 Who puts tariffs on it?
00:52:53.000 Yes!
00:52:54.000 It doesn't make sense for the nation that develops, creates almost all global, a significant majority of medical innovation, both with prescriptions and with medical devices.
00:53:07.000 When I was in Canada, they had more MRI machines in the entire state of Vermont than the entire country of Canada, which, for those who don't know, is larger than Vermont.
00:53:17.000 Let's follow this to its conclusion.
00:53:20.000 Why are they paying less?
00:53:21.000 Because you foot the bill for the entire world.
00:53:25.000 Why were other nations not paying their promised amount into the NATO agreement and the United States was paying double?
00:53:33.000 And I know what you're thinking.
00:53:34.000 Hold on.
00:53:35.000 Are you lying to me, Mr. Crowder?
00:53:37.000 Because isn't the whole purpose of a contract to keep the signer beholden to the contract?
00:53:43.000 Yes!
00:53:45.000 And they still weren't paying into NATO. And we don't need NATO, let's be really clear.
00:53:50.000 They don't care.
00:53:52.000 They haven't been incentivized or held accountable to simply honor their words on the contracts, on the agreements that they have signed, and then they sign new taxes, tariffs, into law to try and collect.
00:54:06.000 They're collecting revenue from you.
00:54:08.000 The American consumer.
00:54:09.000 It's time to collect revenue from other countries, certainly other countries, that will undo our work as it relates to the border.
00:54:15.000 My prediction here, you see this with Mexico, I would be willing to bet that Canada falls in line by end of the week.
00:54:22.000 Yeah.
00:54:23.000 End of the week, they're going to have a conversation.
00:54:25.000 There might be a pause.
00:54:26.000 Will the tariffs start tomorrow, correct?
00:54:27.000 Yes.
00:54:28.000 I didn't see it by tomorrow, especially with the news of Mexico this morning.
00:54:31.000 They might tinkle in their pants.
00:54:34.000 Yeah, I think Mexico saw an opportunity.
00:54:36.000 They're like, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:54:36.000 You get all these products from Canada?
00:54:38.000 Have I ever shown you Mexican lumber?
00:54:41.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:54:42.000 Look at this.
00:54:42.000 I think they saw an opportunity, but also...
00:54:44.000 I don't know how much there is.
00:54:45.000 Well, I know.
00:54:46.000 I'm just using that as an example, essentially.
00:54:48.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:54:48.000 That is not a lot of forests in Mexico.
00:54:52.000 Fine, I understand it.
00:54:52.000 But the point is, I think they saw an opportunity in some other products.
00:54:55.000 They're like, all right, fine.
00:54:56.000 We'll be a better trading partner with you guys.
00:54:57.000 I think Donald Trump is using this leverage very well.
00:55:00.000 With China, with 10%.
00:55:02.000 I think China responds if this becomes a bigger story and it starts to become a conversation about China because it's more of a power dynamic and losing face and things like that.
00:55:09.000 And obviously, they could respond and say, hey, we're going to raise your tariffs as well.
00:55:13.000 But with Mexico and Canada, these guys are going to fold, I think, very quickly because they're going to realize Trump is not playing around.
00:55:19.000 He doesn't need to get reelected.
00:55:21.000 He also has a mandate and is winning at every single turn.
00:55:24.000 It's not going to make him change any kind of direction to see the media come after him.
00:55:29.000 He's lived that his entire political career.
00:55:32.000 They've never liked him.
00:55:33.000 And by the way, I want to clarify.
00:55:33.000 I misspoke earlier when I said the first time these kinds of tariffs on China.
00:55:36.000 The first time, I mean the first president, because he did it in his first term.
00:55:39.000 And keep in mind, those tariffs, some of those sanctions brought China to its knees before, you know, a lab escaped a wet market.
00:55:46.000 Some people have a theory on that.
00:55:48.000 I think that it was just incompetence, but they were suffering from...
00:55:52.000 For the first time, they were brought to their knees.
00:55:54.000 Remember, everyone said the next great superpower is China.
00:55:56.000 There was one person who said no.
00:55:57.000 No, and that was Donald Trump.
00:55:59.000 And now we look at China very, very differently.
00:56:01.000 There was a period of a couple years there with Biden where people thought maybe they're coming.
00:56:05.000 No, they're not.
00:56:07.000 They're not.
00:56:07.000 And you can't have been a part of those campaigns protesting the gap and Nike and talking about human rights and talking about slave labor and sweatshops.
00:56:16.000 And have a problem with a president asking these countries to start playing ball.
00:56:21.000 Do you want to benefit from slave labor?
00:56:23.000 Do you want to argue on behalf of the corporations who want to replace you with slave labor?
00:56:28.000 Or do you understand that some changes need to be made?
00:56:30.000 Also, let me tell you this.
00:56:31.000 If people actually buy into this argument, as it relates to illegal immigration, that these people are doing jobs that Americans won't do.
00:56:38.000 It's a really low-level, unskilled job, and they're taking just paltry wages.
00:56:43.000 Okay, if your choice is automation, Or illegal alien workers?
00:56:48.000 What do you choose?
00:56:49.000 Comment below.
00:56:50.000 I'll tell you what.
00:56:51.000 I choose automation.
00:56:52.000 Because at least automation doesn't rape.
00:56:55.000 ChatGP rape notwithstanding.
00:56:56.000 That's true.
00:56:57.000 Well, we'll see.
00:56:58.000 Got out of control.
00:56:59.000 We'll see.
00:56:59.000 We'll see what time tells.
00:57:01.000 I'm not a big fan of ChatHPV, but...
00:57:03.000 So at that point, hey, we're at the point where we can automate a lot of these jobs.
00:57:07.000 Do we really need...
00:57:08.000 So then you solve the issue of...
00:57:11.000 The demand, right?
00:57:13.000 1.8 million new families, only 1.4 million new homes built.
00:57:16.000 I believe in 2022, maybe it was 1.2.
00:57:18.000 You guys can bring that back up.
00:57:19.000 You solve that problem, and you don't have to worry about the jobs that Americans don't want to do being left empty.
00:57:28.000 There are easy ways to solve these problems.
00:57:30.000 It's just that the left consistently solves them at your expense.
00:57:35.000 And you haven't seen these expenses.
00:57:37.000 So if you look at this and say, well, hold on a second, tariffs, that could raise prices.
00:57:40.000 Sure.
00:57:41.000 Sure.
00:57:42.000 But do you realize that you've been footing the bill for a very long time because of these tariffs in other countries?
00:57:47.000 Whether it's pharmaceuticals, whether it's automobiles, whether it's beef, whether it's dairy, you know that, right?
00:57:51.000 You just may not be used to, for the first time ever, saying, you know what, we're going to apply the same kind of trade rules.
00:57:56.000 The United States is in the driver's seat, they have the leverage, and I would like to see our government continue to use it on your behalf.
00:58:03.000 My prediction is that they start playing ball really quickly.
00:58:05.000 They're not all going to be Colombia within 12 hours.
00:58:10.000 But 12 days, considering the decades of a piping that we have taken, I'd say is still worth the squeeze.
00:58:17.000 This has been Tariff Time.
00:58:19.000 Time for some Tariffs.
00:58:22.000 Cause you don't want to play nicely.
00:58:25.000 Suck on some Tariffs.
00:58:32.000 Trump has got you by the testes.
00:58:35.000 All right.
00:58:38.000 Do we have any...
00:58:38.000 Was there a development there?
00:58:39.000 No, no.
00:58:40.000 No, we're good.
00:58:40.000 Okay.
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00:58:58.000 Oh, speaking of Friday, this Friday and Saturday I'm going to be in Spokane at the Spokane Comedy Club.
00:59:03.000 Spokane, 7th and 8th.
00:59:04.000 Boom!
00:59:05.000 One of the funnest clubs in the country.
00:59:06.000 They have a bathroom in the green room now, so it's perfect.
00:59:08.000 Nice.
00:59:08.000 Perfect Valentine's date.
00:59:09.000 Not inviting people in.
00:59:11.000 You know, they're talking about orange juice in Canada, too.
00:59:13.000 They're talking about, oh, I'm going to have to give you orange juice.
00:59:15.000 Screwdrivers, I guess.
00:59:16.000 In Canada, my French-Canadian grandfather, he would get an orange for Christmas.
00:59:20.000 What?
00:59:20.000 That's how removed we are from hard times.
00:59:24.000 It was a big deal.
00:59:25.000 And it wasn't even colored orange?
00:59:27.000 It was just an orange.
00:59:29.000 I know what you're thinking.
00:59:29.000 Chocolate orange?
00:59:30.000 No.
00:59:31.000 Just an orange.
00:59:32.000 And so Prime Minister Trudeau suggested giving up orange juice there, saying, you know, we're going to have to make some sacrifices.
00:59:38.000 He's just actually giving it up for something more homegrown.
00:59:41.000 And there was a PSA for it in the Great White North.
00:59:43.000 A message from the government of Canada.
00:59:47.000 In these trying times, some sacrifices need to be made, eh?