Louder with Crowder - Worst President EVER? Joe Biden vs. Jimmy Carter! | Louder with Crowder

00:00:00.000 Outro Music.

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00:00:24.000 Cable, print, and big tech.

00:00:26.000 The media lies all day.

00:00:28.000 Lie harder!

00:00:29.000 Lie faster!

00:00:30.000 How are we supposed to know what the truth is anymore?

00:00:32.000 The truth is irrelevant.

00:00:33.000 Obfuscation is key.

00:00:35.000 Is it all fake news, Wong Kar?

00:00:38.000 They think I'm gonna be sick.

00:00:40.000 Oh, now he's brought out the black homosexual! 1.00

00:00:42.000 Dan Jones!

00:00:44.000 Now I am gonna be sick!

00:00:46.000 It's the DNC's poll board!

00:00:51.000 More people are coming on college campuses faster.

00:00:54.000 What's going on?

00:00:55.000 They tell it.

00:00:57.000 Which lies they will be spreading.

00:01:00.000 There's no knowing where they're going.

00:01:04.000 Who they're deplatforming.

00:01:08.000 Are they lying?

00:01:11.000 Or just bending?

00:01:14.000 Doesn't matter.

00:01:16.000 Once it's trending.

00:01:19.000 Ha ha! 0.86

00:01:20.000 Not a shred of truth is showing.

00:01:22.000 From the investigations ongoing, are the Overlords still eyeing, accusing the President of spying?

00:01:30.000 Yes!

00:01:31.000 The content they keep demonetizing for fake debt keeps on lying,

00:01:36.000 but we're certainly not trying, because through Moth Club, they are dying! 0.99

00:01:43.000 Stop! 1.00

00:01:44.000 The End The End

00:01:55.000 The End The End

00:02:01.000 The End bia bla bla bla bla bla jeaaaaaaah

00:02:11.000 You're a strange animal That's what I know

00:02:14.000 You're a strange animal I know the mark

00:02:22.000 Of your mysterious form Hot!

00:02:29.000 Hot!

00:02:33.000 Can you see that steam going?

00:02:36.000 No.

00:02:37.000 No, you can't.

00:02:37.000 I guess you can't.

00:02:38.000 Hey, I had forgotten how creepy the Willy Wonka film is.

00:02:42.000 It is.

00:02:42.000 I mean, not only is it terrible, and I used to do a whole bit on it, and then John Mulaney did a very similar bit, not saying he ripped it off, but I would do it for years.

00:02:48.000 So we all know about the grandparents and how awful they are, and the fact that there was basically child slave labor for years, and then all of a sudden with some free chocolate bars, the grandfather can walk.

00:02:55.000 What a piece of crap.

00:02:56.000 But Willy Wonka That man needs to be in prison.

00:03:00.000 Yes.

00:03:01.000 Oh, you ate the gum when I told you not to, so now I'm killing you.

00:03:06.000 Well, all the test candy just hurts children. 0.96

00:03:10.000 Yeah, that's all it is.

00:03:11.000 And he's poisoning it.

00:03:12.000 Yes, every time.

00:03:13.000 Oh, if you drink the soda, you'll go up into the chopper fan!

00:03:17.000 Oh no!

00:03:18.000 Well, just don't give him soda that sends him to the chopper fan!

00:03:21.000 Seems pretty simple.

00:03:22.000 It's almost like it's your factory and you know exactly what you're doing.

00:03:26.000 All right.

00:03:26.000 You have to weed out everyone else.

00:03:28.000 Yeah.

00:03:28.000 All the other kids that won a golden ticket.

00:03:31.000 Yes.

00:03:32.000 Yeah.

00:03:32.000 At some point, wasn't this supposed to be a tour?

00:03:36.000 This is like Squid Game.

00:03:41.000 I wouldn't even want to leave as a kid with a chocolate factory.

00:03:43.000 I'd be like, I really don't know how to run something like this.

00:03:45.000 I appreciate the offer.

00:03:48.000 I'm 11.

00:03:49.000 I inherited this.

00:03:51.000 Not to mention, I looked at your sheets and I mean, just riddled with debt.

00:03:55.000 I can't even take out a personal loan.

00:03:56.000 You want me to run a chocolate factory?

00:03:58.000 I don't want it.

00:03:59.000 With tiny dwarves? 1.00

00:04:01.000 So I get to kill kids too?

00:04:02.000 Is that what you're saying?

00:04:03.000 Yeah, seriously.

00:04:04.000 I'm supposed to be okay with the fact that you just kidnapped a bunch of pygmies and then you're just gonna pass them off to me. 1.00

00:04:10.000 Seems to me like you're just looking for a fall guy, Willie.

00:04:15.000 Cruel!

00:04:16.000 Absolutely cruel.

00:04:17.000 Is that a river of blood?

00:04:18.000 Well, sorta.

00:04:19.000 I call it chocolate.

00:04:20.000 It's a river of chocolate!

00:04:21.000 Yeah.

00:04:22.000 Do you have any idea how expensive that is?

00:04:23.000 Do you know what gas is going for right now?

00:04:25.000 Do you know how much more expensive gallons of chocolate in a river, which by the way, you only set up so that you could drown a child and suck him down a tube?

00:04:32.000 Yeah.

00:04:34.000 They're onto my plan!

00:04:35.000 It'll never last!

00:04:38.000 I'd completely forgotten about it until I watched that whole intro.

00:04:40.000 Alright.

00:04:42.000 So we have a lot to talk about today.

00:04:44.000 This is one thing, and I know it's not okay.

00:04:46.000 People always wonder, what's trending?

00:04:47.000 What's a hot take?

00:04:48.000 Look, go with me on this.

00:04:50.000 We are going to be talking about and comparing former President Jimmy Carter with former Vice President Joe Biden.

00:04:59.000 And obviously, he's sort of the standard-bearer, President Jimmy Carter, for worst president ever.

00:05:05.000 Well, worst post-presidency ever, and then worst president ever.

00:05:08.000 Both.

00:05:08.000 He holds both titles.

00:05:09.000 He's a two-weight class title holder.

00:05:12.000 And...

00:05:13.000 Biden is really, really close.

00:05:16.000 And it's happened really quickly.

00:05:18.000 And some of the comparisons, we're going to try and draw a straight line, not only economically, not only militarily, but are shocking.

00:05:25.000 So in other words, if you're watching right now, and you know, your parents most likely remembered Jimmy Carter, this is your Jimmy Carter.

00:05:34.000 And keep in mind, Jimmy Carter led to Ronald Reagan.

00:05:37.000 And we'll get to that.

00:05:37.000 So my question to you right now, first question of the day is, who do you think is actually worse?

00:05:42.000 Not who do you dislike more?

00:05:44.000 And I'd like to see a comment before we get to this segment, former Vice President Biden or Jimmy Carter, and then after the segment, if your opinion has changed.

00:05:52.000 Shocking.

00:05:53.000 Former Vice President has his eyes on the prize.

00:05:55.000 Yes, he does.

00:05:55.000 He's a top contender.

00:05:56.000 Yeah.

00:05:57.000 He says, Jimmy Carter, hold my beer.

00:05:58.000 Exactly.

00:05:59.000 Yes.

00:05:59.000 That's how I feel about it.

00:06:00.000 Yeah.

00:06:02.000 No, yeah.

00:06:03.000 Habitat for Humanity?

00:06:05.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:06:05.000 He wants you to know that he was a peanut farmer.

00:06:07.000 Like, yeah, he did it for two years, between 90 years of being a career politician.

00:06:12.000 Oh, we get it.

00:06:12.000 You're a great man.

00:06:13.000 You put a sweater on in the White House.

00:06:15.000 Yeah, he put a solar panel up, and then Reagan was like, go get that off the roof. 1.00

00:06:20.000 First order of business.

00:06:21.000 Take that down, throw it on him. 0.99

00:06:23.000 Why, President Reagan?

00:06:23.000 Because I'm not a puss.

00:06:25.000 I don't know.

00:06:25.000 This isn't a big calculator, and it's 1980.

00:06:28.000 Unless you can spell boobs up on that thing. 1.00

00:06:31.000 Which you can't, I tried!

00:06:35.000 Nancy's there with a crystal ball. 0.67

00:06:36.000 Let me try.

00:06:37.000 Okay.

00:06:38.000 The Wicca board.

00:06:38.000 Also, unless we let you know, look, that we are not doing a show, because sometimes we just get banned from YouTube.

00:06:44.000 What is it?

00:06:45.000 Has it happened six times in the last year now?

00:06:47.000 For two-week suspensions?

00:06:48.000 Something like that.

00:06:49.000 Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.

00:06:50.000 Eastern, you can watch us on Mug Club.

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00:06:55.000 We're going to do an extra hour of show today.

00:06:57.000 And of course, Rumble.

00:06:58.000 Rumble, the free show is on Rumble.

00:07:00.000 Nothing would make me happier than to never have to stream on YouTube again.

00:07:05.000 Just imagine what truth we could actually speak.

00:07:07.000 Yeah.

00:07:07.000 Well, people who subscribe to Mutt Club know.

00:07:09.000 They do.

00:07:10.000 Just yesterday, I mean, the facts we were spitting on Siegfried and Roy.

00:07:13.000 Wow.

00:07:14.000 Totally true.

00:07:14.000 Hold on to your butts.

00:07:15.000 Actually, completely true.

00:07:17.000 100% true.

00:07:19.000 He was killed.

00:07:20.000 He was offed.

00:07:20.000 He was offed by the guy.

00:07:22.000 Siegfried, whichever one, Siegfried or Roy, who was killed by the tiger, was killed by the other lover.

00:07:25.000 I don't know.

00:07:25.000 The point is, go watch it yesterday.

00:07:27.000 We had a Venn diagram.

00:07:28.000 Before we get to that, Gerald A., how are you, sir?

00:07:31.000 I am well, how are you?

00:07:32.000 Um, you know, I'm okay.

00:07:33.000 And Dave Landau, you know him, you love him, follow him on Twitter, at LandauDave, how are you, sir?

00:07:37.000 Ahoy, good, how about you?

00:07:39.000 Little concerned, but, you know, if we need a sticker on the thing, but we'll talk about that later.

00:07:42.000 Oh, this?

00:07:43.000 Yeah.

00:07:44.000 It's the off-brand.

00:07:46.000 It's the off-brand, yes.

00:07:47.000 It's reverse.

00:07:48.000 Polo Association.

00:07:49.000 Yes, it's the outlet.

00:07:51.000 You're actually one of the few non-billionaires who plays polo.

00:07:54.000 Oh yes, that's true.

00:07:55.000 I do play.

00:07:56.000 Water polo, mainly.

00:07:58.000 Marco Polo, really.

00:07:59.000 Yeah, really.

00:08:00.000 Honestly, you cheat.

00:08:02.000 He cheats.

00:08:03.000 We have to cover his face in a wet bandage just so he doesn't look, and then it's a hazard.

00:08:06.000 He drowns, like all the women in... Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. 1.00

00:08:11.000 Okay, so before we get to that, though, here's something.

00:08:13.000 We want to watch this.

00:08:14.000 This is the state of insanity in our country.

00:08:17.000 A little bit of a palate cleanser.

00:08:18.000 No, no.

00:08:19.000 Before this... Is it really?

00:08:21.000 I was bitching on Monday or Tuesday that gas went from $3.69 to $3.89 overnight.

00:08:26.000 Remember?

00:08:27.000 Yeah.

00:08:28.000 Well... It was $4.09 on the way in here.

00:08:30.000 Yeah.

00:08:30.000 Oh, you found it for $4.09?

00:08:32.000 It's like five bucks now for a premium.

00:08:34.000 Yeah.

00:08:36.000 I saw it higher.

00:08:37.000 Really?

00:08:37.000 Yeah, it is higher.

00:08:38.000 I thought it was 409 yesterday, and I think it's a little higher today.

00:08:41.000 And the problem is I drive a relatively large vehicle, so it's like trying to pick a stock where I'm like, well, I don't want to fill up now.

00:08:47.000 It has to go down at some point now.

00:08:48.000 I'm like, damn it!

00:08:49.000 I should have bought yesterday!

00:08:49.000 Damn it!

00:08:50.000 Oh, it's just going up?

00:08:52.000 Yeah, then you're on the side of the road without gas.

00:08:54.000 What goes up must come up.

00:08:55.000 It's still going up?

00:08:57.000 Yeah.

00:08:57.000 Wow.

00:08:58.000 OK.

00:08:58.000 Or ups.

00:08:59.000 All right.

00:09:00.000 So anyway, I'm angry.

00:09:03.000 Yeah.

00:09:03.000 Really?

00:09:04.000 I'm mad about a lot of... I'm mad about the state of the country.

00:09:07.000 I hurt my knee.

00:09:08.000 But mainly the country.

00:09:10.000 So... I feel like it's the opposite.

00:09:14.000 No, it really is.

00:09:15.000 It's not.

00:09:15.000 It's, you know, it's the country.

00:09:17.000 I give too much.

00:09:18.000 That's the problem.

00:09:22.000 I'm going to be like a poddling on the soul chair by the end of this.

00:09:25.000 You see what you're doing to me?

00:09:27.000 All right.

00:09:29.000 Let's go to the state of this country as a palate cleanser. 0.78

00:09:31.000 This lunatic interpretive dancer, which is not a thing despite them trying to make it a thing, it just means they couldn't make the dancing cut, actually has a point.

00:09:40.000 Who do you think runs the world? 0.97

00:09:44.000 No, not even close.

00:09:45.000 Since the 1970s, two corporations have gobbled up most of the Earth's companies.

00:09:53.000 Vanguard and BlackRock!

00:09:56.000 So we have a monopoly inside of a monopoly.

00:10:00.000 What the hell am I watching?

00:10:01.000 Vanguard and BlackRock own Coke and they own Pepsi.

00:10:04.000 They own Apple and they own Vans.

00:10:07.000 You're watching Mary Catherine Gallagher get less sexy.

00:10:10.000 They own American Airlines, they own Delta, they own oil, and they own solar.

00:10:15.000 Call me a dingleberry, but if you own all the competing companies in the free market, then I don't think the market is all that free.

00:10:30.000 Okay, thing is, she's insane, but she's actually right.

00:10:34.000 That's the tipping point in the country, when all the crazy people are correct.

00:10:40.000 It's like a psychic finally getting the name right when they've said, like, nine Bs.

00:10:43.000 Like, uh, Barry, uh, Bruno, uh, Bob.

00:10:47.000 That's it!

00:10:47.000 Like, how did you know?

00:10:48.000 Yeah.

00:10:49.000 She looks familiar, though.

00:10:50.000 Yeah, you were saying Mary Catherine, uh, Mary Catherine, uh, Gallagher, right?

00:10:53.000 Yeah, do you have that, uh, there?

00:10:55.000 He flashed it.

00:10:56.000 Did he flash it?

00:10:56.000 I don't think he flashed it.

00:10:57.000 He did.

00:10:58.000 I thought it was, see, I actually thought it was, uh, it was Vera de Milo.

00:11:01.000 Girls, are you ready?

00:11:01.000 Oh?

00:11:04.000 Alrighty.

00:11:06.000 Let's start with a stretch.

00:11:07.000 That's her. 0.88

00:11:13.000 Okay, now you try.

00:11:18.000 See how those big breasts just weigh them down? 1.00

00:11:22.000 He was hilarious in his prime and today he would consider that sketch cruel.

00:11:25.000 And unusual.

00:11:25.000 Yes.

00:11:26.000 Very funny at one time.

00:11:28.000 No one was more aware of their physical body in space than Jim Carrey.

00:11:32.000 Unbelievable physical comedy.

00:11:33.000 And now he's completely unaware of space, body, time.

00:11:37.000 Well, he's almost as certifiable as that broad in the interpretive dance video.

00:11:40.000 But here's the thing.

00:11:41.000 She's not completely wrong. 0.88

00:11:42.000 So let me give you a little recap here of what she said.

00:11:45.000 You know what?

00:11:45.000 Let me give you some substantiation, because she doesn't provide her references like we do at LetItCutIt.com.

00:11:49.000 $34 trillion in assets are managed by five companies.

00:11:54.000 That's Vanguard, BlackRock, State Street, Fidelity, and Capital Group.

00:11:57.000 That's around one and a half times the United States GDP.

00:12:02.000 BlackRock alone, these are the people who've been buying up all of these homes, right?

00:12:05.000 That's why the housing market is not an actual market.

00:12:07.000 They want to create a permanent class of renters.

00:12:08.000 They are screwing you out of purchasing a home.

00:12:12.000 Anyone out there who owns a home?

00:12:13.000 You know what?

00:12:14.000 You can comment below.

00:12:15.000 How many offers have you gotten on your house?

00:12:16.000 I know I have.

00:12:17.000 Yeah.

00:12:18.000 Way, way above asking price or market value.

00:12:22.000 It's not coming from a person.

00:12:23.000 It's coming from a company like BlackRock.

00:12:24.000 So these five companies do run way more of your life than is appropriate.

00:12:30.000 Now, before you say, well, see, that's a problem with capitalism.

00:12:33.000 No, no, no, no.

00:12:34.000 That can't happen without the interference of government.

00:12:38.000 And don't worry.

00:12:40.000 There to fix it is socialist for the little guy, Elizabeth Warren, who believes that BlackRock needs to be designated.

00:12:46.000 Keep in mind what this means.

00:12:48.000 It means bailed out with your tax dollars.

00:12:50.000 BlackRock, according to Warren, needs to be deemed too big to fail.

00:12:54.000 Designation is what gives the Fed its increased oversight power.

00:12:58.000 Is that correct?

00:13:01.000 Is that correct?

00:13:02.000 Yes.

00:13:03.000 And is BlackRock currently designated so that it receives that increased oversight?

00:13:09.000 It isn't designated, but I think it's important to understand.

00:13:12.000 So that means it is not receiving the increased oversight from the Fed.

00:13:16.000 So my question is, are you currently looking at designation for companies like BlackRock, $9 trillion companies like this?

00:13:26.000 When the party is going strong, it's the job of the regulators to take away the punch bowl.

00:13:32.000 Okay, so here's the thing.

00:13:35.000 She believes, and this is the current Democratic Party, that it's worth it with more regulation and more oversight.

00:13:40.000 Well, what does that come with?

00:13:41.000 That comes with shackles. 0.99

00:13:43.000 That comes with never-ending supplies of tax dollars.

00:13:46.000 You know who needs more oversight?

00:13:48.000 Big banks.

00:13:50.000 Nary a bailout in their history.

00:13:51.000 You know who needs more oversight?

00:13:52.000 Airlines.

00:13:53.000 You know who needs more oversight?

00:13:54.000 Health insurance companies.

00:13:55.000 Auto.

00:13:56.000 All of these companies.

00:13:57.000 Auto manufacturers.

00:13:58.000 They all eventually get bailed out by you, the American taxpayer.

00:14:01.000 So you get screwed in the housing market, then you get screwed when they screw you out of the housing market and they can't pay their bills.

00:14:06.000 You get screwed three or four times.

00:14:08.000 There you go, but it's worth the oversight.

00:14:10.000 Kind of like gas prices.

00:14:11.000 But if you want to own a home now, you'd have to be at least half a million dollars, and your car's $80,000.

00:14:15.000 Yeah.

00:14:16.000 It's really good.

00:14:17.000 It's the American dream.

00:14:18.000 I don't care if you have a nice car right now, you need to go sell it and get an electric one and spend more money.

00:14:22.000 Correct.

00:14:22.000 Well, that's why I said $80,000.

00:14:23.000 Oh, yeah.

00:14:24.000 Well, some people have $80,000 cars right now.

00:14:26.000 $80,000 cars.

00:14:27.000 $80,000 cars?

00:14:28.000 I'm like, yeah, Jay Leno and no one else.

00:14:30.000 Assaulted.

00:14:30.000 Yeah, just Jay Leno.

00:14:31.000 Just Jay Leno.

00:14:32.000 Which I only did with my stand-up money.

00:14:34.000 Yeah, no one cares.

00:14:34.000 You should spend all the money you make.

00:14:36.000 I never wanted to spend my lightning money, because I can always go back to stand-up.

00:14:38.000 Did you see my $9 million from Halloween?

00:14:43.000 Spot on.

00:14:44.000 Insufferable.

00:14:46.000 But much better than the current host.

00:14:48.000 And no one hates me more than I hate me.

00:14:54.000 So here's something that is happening internationally, though, and you should know about this.

00:14:58.000 I'm surprised they haven't covered this more in the media.

00:15:00.000 Are you really?

00:15:01.000 As soon as the words left my mouth, I wanted to punch myself.

00:15:04.000 Yesterday, a conservative candidate in South Korea, is it Yoon Suk-yo?

00:15:10.000 Sounds pretty good, yeah.

00:15:11.000 I'm saying it the English way, because I'm American, elected as the new South Korean president.

00:15:18.000 Which makes sense, because conservatives are harder on North Korea.

00:15:20.000 Yeah, they should be.

00:15:22.000 Right.

00:15:23.000 These people actually can look across the fence And it's like Communist Wilson. 0.56

00:15:29.000 It's like, ah, you want to kill us.

00:15:30.000 Got it.

00:15:31.000 So wanting to send a message.

00:15:34.000 So that's what actually happened.

00:15:35.000 And, you know, OK, we can talk about that more next week.

00:15:39.000 The funny part is North Korea released a statement and photos of Kim Jong-un inspecting the country's space agency.

00:15:47.000 Look at this.

00:15:48.000 Look at this.

00:15:51.000 Look at what he's doing.

00:15:52.000 I love that he's five foot nothing and his pants are still too short.

00:15:55.000 Amazing.

00:15:56.000 He should have a tailor by now, you'd assume.

00:15:58.000 Right.

00:15:59.000 And he's trying to do with the hair.

00:16:01.000 It's like he's trying to do James Dean but didn't quite get it right.

00:16:03.000 Do we have that?

00:16:04.000 That's what he's trying to do!

00:16:05.000 The hair and the jacket.

00:16:07.000 You're tearing me apart!

00:16:08.000 Put my collar down.

00:16:10.000 No!

00:16:11.000 He's got the cigarette in his hand, like, I'm cool!

00:16:14.000 What are vipers? 0.65

00:16:16.000 He's dressed there.

00:16:17.000 Can we bring that back up?

00:16:18.000 Kim Jong-un, bring him back up.

00:16:20.000 Look at that, he's going like a greaser.

00:16:21.000 It's like Lower East Side Story.

00:16:22.000 Right there, it reminds me a bit of Donnie Brosco.

00:16:24.000 It's like, this is Sonny Brack, I'm Sonny Rice.

00:16:27.000 I'm here to see if these satellites are real or fugazis.

00:16:31.000 It's Reservoir Year of the Dragons.

00:16:34.000 Say hello to my, say hello to my middling, very average friend.

00:16:40.000 What do you mean funny, Wreck-a-Crown?

00:16:42.000 I do amuse you, ping pow boom ping.

00:16:46.000 Read the gun, take a fortune cookie.

00:16:51.000 Take off your shoes, it's their culture. 1.00

00:16:53.000 I ain't taking off my shoes for me.

00:16:56.000 I'm taking my shoes off for nobody!

00:16:59.000 By the way, he gained all that weight back.

00:17:01.000 Did he?

00:17:02.000 Yeah, look at that!

00:17:02.000 Yeah, he is a little bit chubby now.

00:17:05.000 Oh, I guess those austerity measures never kicked in for him.

00:17:08.000 I just can't believe he's smoking.

00:17:09.000 I've never seen an Asian man do that.

00:17:11.000 No, I can't believe it.

00:17:12.000 It's unhealthy, unless you're him.

00:17:13.000 Yeah, if you're a god.

00:17:15.000 Yeah, he will.

00:17:15.000 He's immortal.

00:17:16.000 Don't you know the first time he played golf he got... 18 holes in one?

00:17:19.000 No, he got like 12 holes in one.

00:17:21.000 Oh, come on! 0.99

00:17:22.000 Because it would be unbelievable if he said 18.

00:17:28.000 When you're trying to convince, like, how do I convince people that I'm a living deity?

00:17:32.000 Like, ah, 12 holes in one?

00:17:34.000 Did he watch that, what was that movie with Ray Romano and Gene Hackman where he's the president and they keep throwing the ball out of the woods?

00:17:39.000 Moosehead or something? 0.75

00:17:40.000 Yeah, like he watched that and he's like, that's how I want to play golf.

00:17:42.000 That's it, yeah.

00:17:44.000 Yeah, a hole in two maybe, but just a couple.

00:17:46.000 Yeah, just a couple.

00:17:47.000 I'm still under par.

00:17:49.000 Even if it wasn't one hole in one, I'm still scratch.

00:17:54.000 How useless is this knowledge?

00:17:55.000 Why do I retain that?

00:17:56.000 I don't know.

00:17:56.000 That's hilarious.

00:17:57.000 There's something important you're forgetting because of that now.

00:17:59.000 first time. How useless is this knowledge? Why do I retain that? I don't know.

00:18:06.000 That's hilarious. There's something important you're forgetting because of that now.

00:18:10.000 Because it's shocking how stupid someone can be.

00:18:12.000 On my kid's birthday. Yeah.

00:18:13.000 I don't know, dad, what was I- Which means two, eleven holes in one!

00:18:19.000 It's just, why would anyone believe that?

00:18:21.000 Well, because he'll kill them if they don't.

00:18:22.000 Right, yeah, exactly.

00:18:25.000 Smoke him.

00:18:26.000 Sitting there, just bring it up one more time.

00:18:28.000 Just bring up the picture of Kim Jong-un one more time.

00:18:30.000 It's just so funny that they're like, oh no, we're in trouble, and actually someone's gonna be hot on us!

00:18:34.000 Quick! 1.00

00:18:34.000 Bring out the bomber jacket! 1.00

00:18:37.000 Yeah, it all turns into a breakdance.

00:18:41.000 Yeah, he just lays down cardboard.

00:18:45.000 What is this, Anchorman and they're about to get into the fight in the alley?

00:18:47.000 And he can't do the spin so people just ground him by his feet.

00:18:50.000 Alright, we go crockwise, counter-crockwise, we didn't, we should have planned.

00:18:53.000 My mother was a saint.

00:18:58.000 So the thing is with, you know, things heating up with North Korea, you never know.

00:19:02.000 This is true.

00:19:03.000 You never know when Kim might decide that it's the perfect time to unleash one of his nukes. 1.00

00:19:06.000 Okay.

00:19:07.000 Well, maybe not.

00:19:07.000 So this just brings back to light more so that Russia has nukes that might actually function.

00:19:12.000 Right.

00:19:14.000 So there's no better time.

00:19:16.000 Look, a lot of you don't realize that stuff can happen.

00:19:20.000 Okay?

00:19:21.000 And you need to be prepared.

00:19:21.000 there's no better time to prepare than now.

00:19:23.000 What the hell are you doing, man?

00:19:32.000 Thank you for asking.

00:19:34.000 I'm saving your life.

00:19:35.000 There's aliens outside.

00:19:37.000 Oh, that's good.

00:19:37.000 So you're crazy and you have me in a... Is this a bunker?

00:19:42.000 Yes, a bunker.

00:19:43.000 No, I'm not crazy.

00:19:45.000 Crazy would be building the Ark after the floods come.

00:19:49.000 Are you going to take advantage of me?

00:19:52.000 I already did that hours ago when you were asleep.

00:19:54.000 That would explain the pain.

00:19:56.000 Would you please just let me go?

00:19:57.000 I could let you go.

00:20:00.000 But the aliens will kill you. 0.66

00:20:02.000 How about you stay for dinner?

00:20:05.000 I'm a little less worried about the aliens and more worried about you touching me when I'm asleep.

00:20:09.000 There are aliens.

00:20:11.000 And I have bunker food.

00:20:13.000 Oh, good.

00:20:13.000 Bunker food.

00:20:14.000 Great.

00:20:15.000 Bunker food's gross.

00:20:16.000 I don't want that.

00:20:16.000 At least try it.

00:20:17.000 It's Ready Hour from My Patriot Supply.

00:20:20.000 This is not just some run-of-the-mill bunker food.

00:20:22.000 This is the real deal.

00:20:24.000 If you don't like it, I'll let you go.

00:20:26.000 You'll let me go if I don't like your bunker food?

00:20:29.000 Alright, are you serious?

00:20:31.000 Deal's a deal.

00:20:32.000 Okay This is marvelous

00:20:43.000 Right?

00:20:45.000 Am I eating in a restaurant?

00:20:46.000 Thank you!

00:20:48.000 Where's the maitre d'?

00:20:50.000 Wow!

00:20:51.000 You know what?

00:20:54.000 I think I will stay a while.

00:20:58.000 Why don't you get some more sleep?

00:21:01.000 You got it.

00:21:02.000 That was like a happy ending.

00:21:13.000 It is, yeah.

00:21:13.000 Glad they got it.

00:21:14.000 Unlike Willy Wonka where it's just the death of whatever nine children and one who's grossly unqualified now manages foodstuffs.

00:21:23.000 Which is gonna kill more children. 0.99

00:21:24.000 It's like, yeah, Willy Wonka 2, Listeria.

00:21:26.000 3 billion in debt being hoarded off on a little kid.

00:21:31.000 Good luck working it off.

00:21:32.000 But seriously though, you guys can go to prepwithcrowder.com and you get $50 off a 4-week emergency food kit kick.

00:21:40.000 Kick Kim Jong-un to the curb, just be ready.

00:21:42.000 $50 off prepwithcrowder.com.

00:21:43.000 And you know what?

00:21:44.000 I've talked about this before, too.

00:21:45.000 You don't have to be a doomsday prepper.

00:21:47.000 I lived through the ice storm in Montreal, and we didn't have any food.

00:21:50.000 So I always have just at least four weeks.

00:21:52.000 I typically have like three months of emergency food, water, and like a little kind of, whatever you call it, like a gas burner.

00:21:58.000 It's a good idea to have.

00:21:59.000 You guys have now lived through the pandemic.

00:22:01.000 You see what's... I don't think Russia is going to do anything here in the United States, especially if we Step off.

00:22:08.000 But it's always a good idea anyway to be prepared.

00:22:10.000 Okay.

00:22:11.000 Speaking of prepared, seems like society at large wasn't prepared for the experiment that was the vaccine.

00:22:19.000 I don't give a rat's ass if I get kicked off YouTube today or if I get suspended.

00:22:22.000 Screw you.

00:22:24.000 But you're only using facts, remember.

00:22:26.000 Yes.

00:22:26.000 So I don't know, do you remember the FDA, actually, they said that they would need 75 years to redact and release documents on their conversations with Pfizer?

00:22:35.000 Yeah, I think Pfizer was pushing that information too.

00:22:38.000 Right.

00:22:38.000 Like, hey, just don't release this for, you know, like, ever.

00:22:40.000 You know JFK's information?

00:22:42.000 We'll have that before... Right.

00:22:44.000 We'll have the JFK... Well, look, spoiler alert, it was Ted Cruz's dad.

00:22:47.000 Ah, well, we know that now.

00:22:49.000 Well, I mean, it took a month to get the vaccine.

00:22:52.000 It takes you 75 years to get the talking about it.

00:22:54.000 Well, there's a lot of paperwork, Dave!

00:22:56.000 Do you have all those Sharpies?

00:22:59.000 So this just happened, I think, yesterday.

00:23:00.000 The FDA was ordered to release 10,000 pages on the first of every month.

00:23:06.000 And this happened, or whatever, first of every month.

00:23:09.000 OK.

00:23:09.000 So March saw the first release of these documents.

00:23:12.000 Oh, good.

00:23:12.000 So let me give you some highlights here on the vaccine and some of the results.

00:23:18.000 This is just from December 2020 to February 2021.

00:23:23.000 The rollout.

00:23:24.000 I don't know if you can do the math.

00:23:27.000 That's not a lot of months.

00:23:31.000 42,000 people were confirmed to have over 158,000 adverse reactions.

00:23:38.000 That's over 1,200 fatalities.

00:23:41.000 And this is from only a couple of months that they really, really didn't want to release.

00:23:46.000 Wow.

00:23:47.000 So the people were having, like, two and three adverse reactions.

00:23:51.000 Yes.

00:23:51.000 If I'm clear on math.

00:23:52.000 42,000 people, but 158,000 adverse reactions.

00:23:53.000 Over a three-month period.

00:23:54.000 Yeah.

00:23:54.000 about 158,000 adverse reactions to it.

00:23:57.000 Over a three month period?

00:23:58.000 Yeah.

00:23:59.000 Huh.

00:24:01.000 I saw that on CNN probably during that time if we went back in the wayback machine.

00:24:04.000 Well, for example, when people often now say, well, the booster, you have to get a flu shot every year, right?

00:24:09.000 So that's what it's being compared to now.

00:24:12.000 Even though it's mRNA, it's not the same thing as a vaccine.

00:24:15.000 Actually, you don't have to.

00:24:17.000 People just scream at you.

00:24:18.000 Yes, exactly.

00:24:19.000 Doesn't mean it's legitimate.

00:24:21.000 Right.

00:24:21.000 Again, but I'm a people pleaser.

00:24:23.000 Well, I know.

00:24:24.000 I say let's go with that.

00:24:25.000 You're a man of the people.

00:24:25.000 Let's go with the flu vaccine.

00:24:27.000 Let's compare it.

00:24:27.000 There were 4,500 adverse events in 20 months with the flu shots.

00:24:33.000 Not fatalities.

00:24:34.000 So 158,000 adverse reactions from December to February with COVID.

00:24:40.000 20 months!

00:24:44.000 4,500.

00:24:44.000 That's 4,500 to 150-something thousand.

00:24:48.000 Wow.

00:24:49.000 Hmm.

00:24:50.000 Now, here's the thing.

00:24:51.000 How many of... Well, this is something that's interesting, too, if you look at the chart.

00:24:54.000 I don't know if you can bring this up.

00:24:55.000 One of my researchers found this.

00:24:57.000 This is out of how many vaccines, too, right?

00:24:59.000 You would want to know the reactions out of how many vaccines, so that gives you a percentage.

00:25:02.000 Could be a million.

00:25:04.000 Right.

00:25:04.000 From December 2020 to February 2021.

00:25:08.000 That information is redacted, so we don't know the total number of vaccines.

00:25:12.000 We have no idea as to what percentage of administered vaccines resulted in these 40-something thousand people, 150-something thousand adverse events.

00:25:22.000 Now, I'm not saying that that means you're likely to have a bad reaction, but it's not outside the realm of possibility!

00:25:30.000 158,000 is not a mundane detail, Michael!

00:25:33.000 Well, it would be helpful to know so that we could go, oh yeah, no, that's no problem at all.

00:25:36.000 Why would you redact it?

00:25:38.000 Like, what's the... Well, it's just slightly less than most of them.

00:25:41.000 Right.

00:25:41.000 Yes.

00:25:42.000 Just slightly less than all of the other months.

00:25:45.000 Well... Or knowing the total number of vaccines.

00:25:48.000 That's fine.

00:25:49.000 Hold on a second.

00:25:50.000 This is the question that needs to be asked.

00:25:51.000 If you know how many adverse reactions have occurred, and by the way, you're only releasing this because you were ordered to.

00:26:01.000 Why do you not know how many vaccines were administered?

00:26:02.000 It's almost like you would know that number first, as a baseline, because you're injecting people? 0.75

00:26:07.000 I want to invent a drug and just go to the FDA and go, now listen, it's only killed almost 50,000 people.

00:26:14.000 1,200, what is it, 1,200?

00:26:14.000 Right.

00:26:16.000 The adverse reactions, I mean, come on.

00:26:18.000 I mean, come on, 50,000 adverse reactions, 12,000 are dead.

00:26:21.000 So what do you think?

00:26:22.000 Put it on the market?

00:26:24.000 How do you feel about no legal liability?

00:26:26.000 Sold.

00:26:26.000 Done.

00:26:27.000 You're a tough negotiator.

00:26:28.000 What is it?

00:26:29.000 Fund and buy all of the shots you produce.

00:26:30.000 You get to keep the profit.

00:26:31.000 I hear 150,000 reactions, 150,000 reactions, only December through February.

00:26:34.000 So, we will absolutely fund and buy all of the shots you produce.

00:26:39.000 Yes, yes.

00:26:40.000 You get to keep the profit.

00:26:41.000 The FDA is the movie casino where they keep taking the application, putting it on the

00:26:44.000 bottom of the pile.

00:26:45.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:26:46.000 That's all it is.

00:26:48.000 Then you have other drugs that have been sitting on the shelf for a decade because they don't have the right lobbyists.

00:26:53.000 They don't have someone who's powerful in Washington, D.C.

00:26:55.000 And I think that people should have the right to take medication that may harm them.

00:26:59.000 I think it's the government's job to make sure that people know the risk they're taking.

00:27:03.000 The job of the government is very simple.

00:27:05.000 It's to keep the people safe from external and internal threat.

00:27:08.000 That's a legitimate purview of government.

00:27:10.000 That means things like wars, if we're invaded.

00:27:12.000 That means making sure that nobody internally is abusing our system, which could cause irreparable harm, particularly physical harm, to other citizens.

00:27:18.000 So it's the government's job to say, all right, look, this can hurt you, whether it's a vaccine, whether it's a chemo drug, whether it's Tylenol.

00:27:27.000 The point is that's a legitimate role of theirs.

00:27:30.000 Okay?

00:27:31.000 They shouldn't be able to tell you that you can't put something in your body if you want to take that risk.

00:27:35.000 They're doing the exact opposite, where they're not letting you know the risk, and they are forbidding you from taking drugs should you want to take that risk.

00:27:44.000 And by the way, we know that there's this redaction in here.

00:27:49.000 It's based on these federal exemptions from the FOIA requests, FOIA requests for people who don't know.

00:27:53.000 So, in other words, the government isn't even requiring of them the one thing that government should require of them.

00:28:01.000 Yeah, transparency.

00:28:02.000 That would be very nice.

00:28:03.000 I'm not asking that you ban the vaccine.

00:28:04.000 I'm just asking that you make sure we know how people are reacting to it.

00:28:08.000 Right.

00:28:09.000 At what point is it not crazy for someone to say, I don't know if I want to take the risk.

00:28:13.000 Oh, you're one of those conspiracies.

00:28:14.000 $158,000 in three months.

00:28:15.000 $158,000 in three months.

00:28:15.000 I don't think that's insane.

00:28:17.000 Yeah.

00:28:18.000 Well, Steven, I think the one that they selected is that this would hurt our stock price, therefore we need to redact it.

00:28:23.000 Yes.

00:28:24.000 I mean, don't quote me on that.

00:28:26.000 I'm just an inference.

00:28:27.000 No, if you were guessing.

00:28:28.000 Yeah, if I was going to wager.

00:28:30.000 Yeah, if you had hindsight right now.

00:28:33.000 I wish I could just go before a court or a judge and say, did you run this car off the road and shoot this pedophile on, you know, whatever, February 22nd?

00:28:42.000 I'm using Cain Velasquez as an example, but I'm putting it in a first-person perspective.

00:28:47.000 And I would say, you know what?

00:28:49.000 I think that might hurt my stock value in the community, and so I choose to redact that information.

00:28:54.000 Good enough for me!

00:28:55.000 Your Honor, there's a video of it, but we're actually going to gray out the person so you can't see who it is.

00:28:55.000 Fair enough.

00:29:00.000 And he's like, wait a second.

00:29:02.000 No, we can't do that.

00:29:03.000 You're not Blackrock! 0.96

00:29:05.000 You actually have to obey the law!

00:29:06.000 You go to jail.

00:29:07.000 We just bought your house.

00:29:10.000 By bought I mean stole.

00:29:12.000 Whatever it is.

00:29:13.000 It'll be way more if you ever want it back.

00:29:15.000 Just because I don't like ya, I'm gonna rent it out to a pedophile.

00:29:15.000 You know what?

00:29:18.000 It'll be like a battered women's shelter, only for the pedophiles. 1.00

00:29:21.000 I call it the Red Dot Street.

00:29:23.000 Everybody gets one.

00:29:24.000 Yep.

00:29:26.000 And wait, you know what?

00:29:28.000 Just to rub salt in the wound, it's now a Ronald McDonald house.

00:29:31.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:29:31.000 How do you feel about that? 0.87

00:29:32.000 No, the pedophiles are still there.

00:29:35.000 It's sort of a hybrid red dot pedophile slash Ronald McDonald house. 0.57

00:29:39.000 Ronald's son lives upstairs.

00:29:40.000 Yeah.

00:29:41.000 He's a real creep.

00:29:42.000 At least he did until Willy Wonka killed him.

00:29:44.000 All right.

00:29:44.000 Yeah.

00:29:45.000 Gave him gum.

00:29:47.000 Yeah, that's all he did.

00:29:50.000 Why are you licking the wallpaper?

00:29:52.000 It's rude.

00:29:53.000 Why are you licking the schnazberry?

00:29:54.000 All right, here's something else, too.

00:29:56.000 Test holiday, and then we're going to get to Biden versus Carter.

00:30:01.000 But this is just...

00:30:04.000 What do you think?

00:30:05.000 What do you think the founding fathers would think looking at this, this country?

00:30:08.000 And you'll understand once I show the stupid thing.

00:30:12.000 We just talked about Pfizer and vaccines.

00:30:15.000 We talked about gas prices.

00:30:17.000 Okay, we've talked about, you know, one and a half times the United States GDP being managed or run assets under the, you know, the purview of five companies and them being too big to fail.

00:30:28.000 We're going to talk about Biden and Carter and the single biggest intrusions in our economy that we've seen in modern American life.

00:30:35.000 And all that's bad, but this is really bad.

00:30:39.000 So Tess Holliday went on Tamron Hall's show to—it's just another example of truth doesn't matter. 0.92

00:30:48.000 To talk about her, now in case you're going like, before we run the clip, Tim the Toolman, because people are going to make an assumption, Tess Holliday went on this show to disclose and sort of help the public talk about her struggle with anorexia.

00:31:03.000 And I know what you're saying, oh, I must be thinking of the wrong Tess Holliday.

00:31:05.000 No, you're thinking of the exactly correct Tess Holliday.

00:31:08.000 And yes, she claims to be anorexic.

00:31:10.000 Here you go.

00:31:11.000 I was like, I'm fat.

00:31:12.000 Like when you think of the term anorexia, you associate it with emaciated bodies.

00:31:17.000 Like you said earlier, when you have so many people saying things to you online, I'm tough as nails, but it gets to you.

00:31:24.000 And you kind of, you, it's, I would be lying if I said that it didn't affect me.

00:31:29.000 And so when I hear people saying all you do is eat and you eat, it's like you almost believe it even though I know I'm not.

00:31:37.000 It was extremely isolating.

00:31:39.000 It was lonely.

00:31:40.000 It can never be that lonely.

00:31:44.000 People get pulled into orbit.

00:31:45.000 I will say the kidney diagnosis does feel wonderful.

00:31:48.000 I just take it day by day.

00:31:52.000 Like today, I tried to feed myself.

00:31:55.000 Didn't do that great.

00:31:57.000 And like one of your guests said earlier, I just try to be gentle with myself.

00:32:02.000 Class size or not, everybody deserves food.

00:32:05.000 Everybody deserves to eat.

00:32:06.000 Yeah, but there needs to be a cap.

00:32:09.000 We deserve to take care of ourselves.

00:32:12.000 And we deserve to live without judgment.

00:32:13.000 We do.

00:32:14.000 Yeah, you know what?

00:32:15.000 If her body could talk, She's like, we deserve to take care of ourselves. 0.96

00:32:19.000 The body's like, I know!

00:32:21.000 Stop! 1.00

00:32:22.000 Stop! 1.00

00:32:24.000 I love the host.

00:32:24.000 We deserve to live without judgment.

00:32:26.000 Well, that's the whole point.

00:32:28.000 We're trying to stop you from becoming... You don't deserve to live with lying.

00:32:32.000 Look, I know most people think that anorexia is, anorexia is an eating disorder where you don't, where either you lose too much weight or you lose too much weight too quickly.

00:32:42.000 That's what anorexia is.

00:32:44.000 It's malnutrition of your entire body.

00:32:46.000 Right.

00:32:46.000 You get hair falling out.

00:32:47.000 It's very sad to just try to jump on, not, well, jump.

00:32:52.000 Slowly walk onto the bandwagon.

00:32:54.000 Right.

00:32:56.000 Waddle.

00:32:57.000 I would now like to change the definition of anorexia to include this.

00:33:02.000 When do doctors just say, no?

00:33:03.000 Yeah.

00:33:04.000 No, you don't get to do that.

00:33:05.000 Why?

00:33:05.000 Because that's what anorexia is.

00:33:06.000 You're the opposite of that.

00:33:08.000 When to visit them, they have to take out a wall in your house?

00:33:11.000 Yes.

00:33:12.000 Yeah, you know what would have been helpful when you were younger and instead of hearing that it's okay to be you, all shapes and sizes, do you, you deserve, if you'd have heard somebody say, hey, you need to work out, you need to be careful because this is going to be a problem for you, you're going to continue to get bigger if you just keep eating, don't listen to these people that say it's totally fine and totally healthy, which is exactly what we're doing and why we bring this up.

00:33:31.000 Yeah.

00:33:31.000 So this doesn't happen to another person?

00:33:33.000 Well, we used to acknowledge this universally.

00:33:35.000 I can't believe I'm saying this because I'm actually implying that she serves a useful purpose.

00:33:39.000 Can someone get Michelle Obama in there with the Let's Move campaign? 1.00

00:33:42.000 Let's go!

00:33:42.000 She was right, though.

00:33:43.000 I mean... Yeah!

00:33:44.000 She was right about that!

00:33:45.000 She says it, and then it's fine.

00:33:46.000 Now she'd be like, well, I don't mean to pass judgment.

00:33:48.000 Look, the problem here is, A, you're diminishing.

00:33:51.000 right? People with actual anorexia. Okay, it's a problem.

00:33:54.000 It is a problem that requires care and help. By the way, the care that someone with anorexia would

00:33:59.000 require is not the same as you would. Okay? Just to be clear. Also, it's wrong to tell

00:34:05.000 people that all body types are healthy.

00:34:08.000 I'm not saying that you can't have different body types, of course, but there's a pretty wide

00:34:14.000 spectrum that fits within the parameters of health.

00:34:17.000 Do we, do we really not see how this ends up generationally?

00:34:21.000 The problem there is there's no one there to say no.

00:34:25.000 Yes, yes.

00:34:26.000 And I was anorexic.

00:34:27.000 Yes, yes, yes.

00:34:28.000 And I really had to make sure, you know, I had people, you cut, you probably cut out any of your friends who told you you're not anorexic.

00:34:35.000 And that's why you're still allowed to go around saying you're anorexic because that host didn't, you know what the host response should have been?

00:34:42.000 Huh?

00:34:45.000 No one's gonna say that?!

00:34:48.000 I'm just figuring out what kind of host.

00:34:51.000 Something's wrong with me!

00:34:53.000 I think we're missing the elephant in the room, Steven.

00:34:56.000 Name that movie line, I know Jason.

00:34:57.000 I'm sorry, I didn't dial it in from the audience.

00:35:00.000 I thought we were playing a game with each other, I'm sorry.

00:35:04.000 I don't feel so good.

00:35:04.000 Do it, do it, do it now!

00:35:06.000 I must be anorexic!

00:35:09.000 That whole movie, tragic true story of anorexia.

00:35:14.000 Yes, yes.

00:35:15.000 What were you saying, Joel?

00:35:17.000 You were talking about her response, and she's like, I think we're skipping over the elephant in the room.

00:35:22.000 The hostess? 0.64

00:35:23.000 No, but there's a big problem.

00:35:24.000 I know, it's kind of funny.

00:35:25.000 It's like, you...

00:35:27.000 The problem isn't that you just eat too much.

00:35:30.000 The problem is that you think that that was a healthy lifestyle for so long, and you didn't make a change to it.

00:35:35.000 And that's sad for people, but you have to be honest about it.

00:35:38.000 And you have to call it out and say, look, the problem is that you're not eating right now, and of course you deserve to eat.

00:35:42.000 You can't eat.

00:35:43.000 You know what these people never do?

00:35:45.000 You know what these people never do?

00:35:46.000 And what do I mean by these people?

00:35:47.000 I mean grossly overweight people who want to tell you that it's healthy.

00:35:50.000 Right.

00:35:50.000 No one's picking on chubby people here.

00:35:53.000 What I mean is grossly overweight people who also Ironically, not ironically, just entirely predictably, believe in socialized health care, and that you shouldn't be denied for pre-existing conditions, even one that's entirely... How about a pre-existing condition that's entirely preventable?

00:36:10.000 How about that?

00:36:11.000 You know what these people never do?

00:36:12.000 They never provide you with a calorie log.

00:36:14.000 They never provide you with food in and exercise.

00:36:16.000 They always tell you, and I exercise and I eat healthy and... Well, then you are a miracle of science.

00:36:24.000 We just don't know what to do.

00:36:26.000 And they paint themselves into an octagonal corner when they say, and everything else is fine, you know, I don't have anything wrong with me.

00:36:32.000 Well then, well then, what's... I'm stumped.

00:36:35.000 Yes.

00:36:37.000 We are all stumped.

00:36:38.000 It'd be one thing if you said, I have a thyroid condition, which still wouldn't, I mean, look, a lot of you love thyroid conditions.

00:36:44.000 That's not just glandular.

00:36:45.000 Her body treats kale as sugar. 0.97

00:36:47.000 Yes.

00:36:49.000 Just how it is.

00:36:50.000 It's obesity Eucharist.

00:36:53.000 That is if somebody there weighed like 75 pounds and was dying and was like, well, I'm morbidly obese.

00:36:58.000 And we all just played along.

00:36:59.000 Yes.

00:37:00.000 It's crazy that anybody just sits there and goes, yeah, you are anorexic.

00:37:05.000 People need food.

00:37:06.000 We should clap.

00:37:07.000 We should clap.

00:37:08.000 That's a good point.

00:37:09.000 You're just like that Carpenter singer.

00:37:11.000 Whoa, you suffer from the same affliction.

00:37:12.000 That's weird.

00:37:13.000 Remember when they were saying that doctors shouldn't go to your weight-contributing problem?

00:37:18.000 Doctors are like, oh, we can't have doctors. 0.86

00:37:20.000 Hold on, pause.

00:37:21.000 We're going to need to fire Dave, because I was literally about to say this.

00:37:23.000 This is two times in the same joke.

00:37:25.000 The exact same thing.

00:37:27.000 I was like, right away.

00:37:27.000 Mama Cass.

00:37:28.000 OK.

00:37:29.000 It's scary.

00:37:30.000 Go ahead.

00:37:31.000 It's like doctors can't even ask you about your weight being a problem when you come in and like, yeah, I just generally don't feel good.

00:37:31.000 No, I already said it.

00:37:37.000 Okay, well, let's start with... I don't know where to start.

00:37:40.000 I can't say the thing that's obvious.

00:37:41.000 Well, I can't even have you fill out a questionnaire that includes... Think about it.

00:37:46.000 It's age.

00:37:46.000 That's rude to ask a woman.

00:37:48.000 Okay, sex.

00:37:49.000 You really want to go down that route?

00:37:51.000 Weight.

00:37:52.000 You know what?

00:37:53.000 Never mind.

00:37:54.000 Just do it.

00:37:54.000 Here's a bunch of pills.

00:37:56.000 Good luck.

00:37:57.000 Good luck.

00:37:58.000 There's only three spaces for numbers.

00:38:03.000 And seats on the couch!

00:38:05.000 There were!

00:38:06.000 Yeah.

00:38:06.000 Do you have loveseats?

00:38:07.000 Is this a Russian couch?

00:38:09.000 What kind of stupid chair is this?

00:38:11.000 It's a gigantic pull-out sofa.

00:38:13.000 Yes.

00:38:14.000 It's what we use to transport whales.

00:38:19.000 It's a horizontal hammock, really.

00:38:20.000 It's how they get them back in the ocean.

00:38:22.000 Yeah.

00:38:23.000 I want a loveseat.

00:38:24.000 And by that I mean seats I love, and the seats I love have nine seats.

00:38:29.000 So bad.

00:38:30.000 Really more of a day bed.

00:38:32.000 Oh god, so alright, we're going to start talking too about... It's just, none of this matters!

00:38:37.000 This is the issue, the key issue of our time is truth and the media being... The media is just as complicit, and big tech, with the freest and fairest and most secure election in history.

00:38:49.000 You know who disagrees with that?

00:38:50.000 Jimmy Carter.

00:38:53.000 Just like they're complicit with Russian pissing tapes on President Trump, which they've now admitted.

00:38:59.000 Project Veritas just did a segment on that.

00:39:01.000 I think we'll maybe bring it up next week.

00:39:03.000 It doesn't exist, and the media's been complicit.

00:39:06.000 It's being complicit in a lie, just like they are when they say, yes, yes, you're healthy.

00:39:14.000 Well, you're anorexic, but now you're healthy.

00:39:16.000 Good, good, great.

00:39:17.000 You're lying to people, and you're killing them.

00:39:21.000 Do you hear that?

00:39:22.000 That's the sound of Tess Holliday dying as we speak.

00:39:26.000 And you're doing nothing.

00:39:28.000 And you're telling more kids, hey, it's the equivalent of telling kids, light up.

00:39:32.000 Wow, we did that for a while.

00:39:33.000 How'd that work?

00:39:34.000 Yeah, we did that!

00:39:35.000 Now we're just replacing that with Lil' Debbies. 1.00

00:39:37.000 We got people walking around, thanks, it was a great decision.

00:39:39.000 It's not good when your urn needs pallbearers.

00:39:46.000 I'm thinking of actual pallbearer.

00:39:49.000 And winter's holiday comes for the casket man!

00:39:52.000 He can be there.

00:39:54.000 The Undertaker would have to be lifting it.

00:39:55.000 Come on, the little guy's not holding that one.

00:39:57.000 Yeah, they'd have to use the Owen Hart harness.

00:40:02.000 With better... Yes, okay.

00:40:03.000 Alright, so look, hey.

00:40:06.000 That was not a slight to Owen Hart.

00:40:07.000 No.

00:40:08.000 No.

00:40:08.000 No, of course not.

00:40:08.000 No.

00:40:10.000 I don't know.

00:40:10.000 Look, Dave and I, loudearthcrowder.com slash tour, if you are watching and you like what you see, you can see more of this and worse live with Dave and I stand up and then also some, some, some duo, an old duo act, see?

00:40:23.000 So May 14th we will be in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

00:40:25.000 That's almost sold out.

00:40:26.000 And big news, we just added another show in Colorado Springs for June 18th.

00:40:30.000 Boom.

00:40:30.000 Or we are adding the show.

00:40:31.000 The tickets are going to go on sale very soon.

00:40:33.000 Very soon.

00:40:33.000 We're adding it right now.

00:40:34.000 This weekend.

00:40:34.000 It'll be updated.

00:40:35.000 Check back on the website for that.

00:40:36.000 So stop complaining.

00:40:38.000 We hear you.

00:40:40.000 I got a little solo thingy going on in Waukegan.

00:40:44.000 In Juliet, Illinois.

00:40:45.000 Is it Joliet or Julia?

00:40:46.000 Julia.

00:40:47.000 I always think Julia Jake from Blues Brothers.

00:40:49.000 I assume it's the same thing because it's outside of Chicago, right?

00:40:52.000 Her name's gonna be Julia Ghoulia. 0.82

00:40:53.000 Yeah.

00:40:54.000 That's funny.

00:40:55.000 Julia Ghoulia.

00:40:56.000 Not really.

00:40:58.000 Alright.

00:40:58.000 I like The Wedding Singer.

00:40:59.000 Oh, it's a great movie.

00:41:00.000 It's a great film.

00:41:01.000 Alright, shut your mouth.

00:41:03.000 Gerald's more of a Jack and Jill guy.

00:41:05.000 Yeah, he loves it.

00:41:06.000 How dare you?

00:41:07.000 Oh yes, I'm a woman now, see?

00:41:09.000 Oh, I'm playing a woman's character. 0.84

00:41:10.000 By the way, it does the same voice that my Jewish character does in all my other voices.

00:41:15.000 Tall booth women. 1.00

00:41:16.000 I'm Jack and Jillian.

00:41:18.000 Alright.

00:41:18.000 I'm big in China.

00:41:21.000 I'm very big in China.

00:41:23.000 That's why I do 50 movies a year that are basically vacations.

00:41:29.000 I do love that he goes on vacations with all of his friends on the company's dime.

00:41:32.000 He's like, no, I do like this romantic comedy, but should it be set on an African safari?

00:41:37.000 Yes, it should, Adam Sandler.

00:41:39.000 The next Elon Musk space launch is just going to be Adam Sandler, David Spade, and Terry Crews with a GoPro.

00:41:45.000 It's for the movie!

00:41:48.000 That's one hell of a licensing deal.

00:41:50.000 Yeah, just what's Kevin James?

00:41:52.000 Just fitting right into that Farley role.

00:41:55.000 Okay, so this is something I was going over.

00:41:58.000 I don't remember exactly when I started going over this, but let me start this off with Jimmy Carter's awful.

00:42:04.000 Yeah.

00:42:04.000 Just the pits.

00:42:05.000 Worst president in history, you say?

00:42:07.000 Modern American history.

00:42:07.000 Modern American history, for sure.

00:42:09.000 You go back far enough, I don't know, you go to Woodrow Wilson.

00:42:12.000 Honestly, I don't really know a whole lot about William McKinley, but I assume he wasn't very good.

00:42:16.000 Wasn't there one for like a day?

00:42:19.000 Or a week?

00:42:19.000 What was the shortest run?

00:42:21.000 No, that was the, you're thinking of the solar eclipse and you're actually, that was just Tess Holliday on the diving board.

00:42:27.000 Oh, that was right.

00:42:28.000 Don't look directly at her.

00:42:30.000 Right, I thought she was the president. 0.99

00:42:33.000 The breaking board.

00:42:34.000 Yes.

00:42:37.000 Like, I thought you were on a high dive.

00:42:38.000 I was.

00:42:39.000 Yeah.

00:42:39.000 Well, I almost got up there.

00:42:41.000 But you're in the water.

00:42:42.000 Yes.

00:42:43.000 Oh, that's a high fall.

00:42:44.000 How does that happen?

00:42:46.000 Can't you see I'm anorexic?

00:42:48.000 Oh.

00:42:49.000 That's why all the water's now out of the pool.

00:42:53.000 Who was that Louis what's-his-name that did the high dive thing when they did Splash with all the things and he like rolled off and that was his dive?

00:43:00.000 No, you're talking about Back to School with Ronnie Dangerfield.

00:43:02.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:43:03.000 It's not a movie.

00:43:04.000 It's a game show.

00:43:04.000 It was Louis something.

00:43:05.000 Really, really big comedian guy.

00:43:07.000 Oh, uh, Louis Anderson.

00:43:09.000 Yeah, Louis Anderson.

00:43:10.000 They had a diving show.

00:43:10.000 Oh, the guy who got on the high dive now?

00:43:12.000 Yeah, he got a show.

00:43:14.000 They were like, you gotta like do a dive and they actually judge you for it.

00:43:16.000 I don't think it made it more than that.

00:43:19.000 You should try to find it, it's pretty hilarious.

00:43:20.000 By the way, William Harrison was president for almost a month, 31 days.

00:43:23.000 William Harrison?

00:43:24.000 That's what I was thinking, yeah.

00:43:26.000 It was like some insane low number.

00:43:27.000 Alright, alright.

00:43:28.000 That's right.

00:43:29.000 Somebody kidnap his daughter or something?

00:43:30.000 Do we all have to act here like we really know a whole lot about William Harrelson?

00:43:33.000 Harrison!

00:43:33.000 William Harrison!

00:43:35.000 No, someone said this to me once that I half-listened to and then I regurgitated as if I knew something.

00:43:41.000 Like me, remembering how many holes in one Kim Jong-un got.

00:43:44.000 There's no reason I should retain that knowledge, but I did.

00:43:47.000 Look at the big brain on Dave.

00:43:49.000 But you know what would be useful?

00:43:50.000 If I could remember how to identify the coral snake versus his imposter.

00:43:54.000 Something like red next to yellow can kill a fellow, red next to black.

00:43:58.000 The point is, I don't remember it as much as I remember Kim Jong-un's holes in one, so I'm going to die.

00:44:03.000 Well, if a snake's biting you and you're just thinking about rhymes, you're gonna die.

00:44:07.000 Yeah.

00:44:07.000 Well, hopefully it's one of those dry bites.

00:44:09.000 That's what I do with bombs.

00:44:11.000 Yeah.

00:44:11.000 Blue wire, Mark McGuire.

00:44:14.000 Yeah, which by the way, no more shacks behind the studio. 1.00

00:44:16.000 Deal, I know.

00:44:17.000 Okay.

00:44:18.000 Manifesto still okay?

00:44:20.000 Just no more hoodies and glasses, we'll call it even.

00:44:22.000 All right.

00:44:23.000 All right.

00:44:23.000 Deal.

00:44:24.000 So Jimmy Carter is sucks to begin with.

00:44:26.000 Okay, Marley was dead to begin with.

00:44:28.000 We all know that he was a horrible president, and we all know that he is the reason that Ronald Reagan came in and was one of the most beloved presidents in modern American history, despite not being all that conservative, Ronald Reagan, okay?

00:44:37.000 There's no hero worship for Ronald Reagan here.

00:44:39.000 I certainly think it was better than Jimmy Carter.

00:44:42.000 This is not just something that I'm saying.

00:44:44.000 I know if you read the New York Times, they now try and sort of be apologists and say, actually, Jimmy Carter wasn't that bad, but that's about as good as they can give you because it's been pretty widely agreed upon that he's been bad.

00:44:57.000 But now, even the media, and not because they're being truthful, but because they're trying to save their own ass, is acknowledging that former Vice President Biden may be inching Carter out.

00:45:09.000 Americans have lost their confidence in President Biden and their optimism for the country.

00:45:13.000 At least, they have right now.

00:45:15.000 Just 22% of adults say we're headed in the right direction.

00:45:18.000 A shocking 71% say we're on the wrong track.

00:45:21.000 Only 3 in 10 Americans, only 30% say Biden's policies have improved the economy.

00:45:27.000 45% say they have worsened things.

00:45:28.000 Who the hell are they?

00:45:29.000 No wonder the President's approval rating, according to a survey released this week by Quinnipiac University, stands at just 33%.

00:45:37.000 Look at that!

00:45:38.000 That's crazy!

00:45:39.000 That's 11 points more than President Trump!

00:45:41.000 Well, I guess if he tweeted more, it'd be 12 or 15 points more.

00:45:42.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:45:43.000 major decline from the 68% satisfaction back in 2020.

00:45:47.000 Before he did anything.

00:45:48.000 All this as more than half of Americans think President Biden will go down as one of the

00:45:51.000 worst presidents in American history.

00:45:54.000 Come on, man.

00:45:55.000 Look at that.

00:45:56.000 That's crazy.

00:45:57.000 That's, that's 11 points more than President Trump.

00:46:00.000 Ah, well, I guess if he tweeted more, it'd be 12 or 15 points more.

00:46:03.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:46:04.000 You know, he'd really be bad.

00:46:06.000 Yeah.

00:46:07.000 So, uh, uh, I'm trying to think here of exactly how to look.

00:46:09.000 I don't put much faith in polls.

00:46:11.000 Okay.

00:46:12.000 But the fact is those polls changed dramatically, which means that even if you don't trust polls,

00:46:17.000 you have to acknowledge the media at some point is it's either the polls have shifted

00:46:21.000 or the media is going, Ooh, we want to distance ourself from this guy.

00:46:25.000 Either way, objectively, he is doing pretty badly.

00:46:28.000 Right, so before he was doing anything, we thought 68% thought he was doing good.

00:46:32.000 The minute he started doing stuff, it's like, ooh, that's not so bad.

00:46:35.000 And the minute those things started having the effect on you that they're having now, you're like, oh crap.

00:46:40.000 So let's go through a few key details, exactly how they compare.

00:46:44.000 It's almost a mirroring of Jimmy Carter.

00:46:47.000 And I think this is important because I've talked about this in the past where, especially with Millennials Generation Z, we never really had a Reagan.

00:46:55.000 We never really had a more conservative or limited government president.

00:46:59.000 We had George W. Bush.

00:47:01.000 We had Bill Clinton.

00:47:01.000 We had George W. Bush.

00:47:02.000 We had Barack Obama.

00:47:03.000 They were all relatively similar, right?

00:47:05.000 They were all sort of two sides of the same coin.

00:47:08.000 Whereas you had a pretty clear contrast with Carter and Reagan.

00:47:10.000 When people say, OK, Boomer, keep in mind this is the flower power generation.

00:47:14.000 They were putting daisies in military rifles, just to be clear.

00:47:19.000 Then they became the most conservative generation or one of the most conservative generations ever.

00:47:22.000 Why?

00:47:22.000 Because they saw the contrast.

00:47:24.000 Carter?

00:47:24.000 Boom.

00:47:24.000 They said, uh-uh.

00:47:25.000 Reagan?

00:47:26.000 Elected him in a landslide.

00:47:27.000 Re-elected him in a landslide.

00:47:29.000 And then they said, OK, that's That's the ticket that I want from here on out.

00:47:35.000 This generation hasn't really had that yet, but I think there's a pretty clear contrast now.

00:47:40.000 You had eight years of Barack Obama.

00:47:42.000 Everyone acknowledges Donald Trump.

00:47:43.000 Certainly a different three years.

00:47:45.000 I'm not counting that last year because there was an overblown crisis that came from a bat.

00:47:53.000 Somewhere in the world.

00:47:54.000 And now we're back to basically the same administration.

00:47:54.000 I don't know.

00:47:57.000 This guy, this is the former vice president.

00:47:58.000 So eight years, three, and now we're gonna have another four.

00:48:02.000 There's value in that.

00:48:03.000 Now, let's compare Biden To Carter.

00:48:08.000 What do we have?

00:48:09.000 Sky-high gas prices, right?

00:48:11.000 Energy prices overall.

00:48:13.000 Oil is well over $100 a barrel.

00:48:15.000 As of this morning, it's $4.31 is the national average price for a gallon of gas.

00:48:21.000 $4.31, the highest that it has been in this country.

00:48:25.000 I think it's like $5.80 something right now in California, the average.

00:48:28.000 I know the highest is like $7 in certain places.

00:48:31.000 $5.80 something is the average, I believe, is what I looked at this morning.

00:48:34.000 Which by the way, did you see on the Jon Stewart podcast, they were sitting there and they couldn't find an answer.

00:48:38.000 They were saying, why do you think it's so high in California?

00:48:42.000 And they're like, ah, it's because people have to drive everywhere.

00:48:44.000 Have you heard of Texas?

00:48:46.000 Yes!

00:48:47.000 By the way, bring that map back up.

00:48:48.000 Look at this map.

00:48:49.000 Look at the places that are highest.

00:48:51.000 Red is the highest.

00:48:52.000 The middle of the country there in the conservative places, the lowest.

00:48:56.000 There's a lot of land to cover there, guys.

00:48:57.000 Which by the way is a really shitty map because they're showing the blue states as red.

00:49:01.000 They're just trying to trick you.

00:49:03.000 That's just a little subtlety there.

00:49:04.000 So this is a direct result with Biden, of course.

00:49:06.000 We know about Keystone XL, not just Keystone, but Keystone XL.

00:49:09.000 We know about his limiting of drilling here in the United States.

00:49:12.000 No more onshore leases.

00:49:13.000 And of course, look, it's more complicated than how much oil we have right now.

00:49:16.000 It's a speculative market.

00:49:17.000 But the point is, oil is more expensive.

00:49:19.000 And we have a president who wants to transfer us to green energy that just isn't in the cards right now.

00:49:25.000 That's why everything is more expensive.

00:49:27.000 How do you know?

00:49:27.000 Because he said it.

00:49:28.000 Okay.

00:49:29.000 Now, as a result, and this is what I just saw this report this week.

00:49:34.000 Oh, that's the exact thing.

00:49:35.000 That's the Jimmy Carter thing.

00:49:37.000 Yeah.

00:49:37.000 As a result, the media, trying to carry the water for former Vice President Joe Biden, well, rather than tell you, look, this is a major screw-up from this administration, and, you know, the 70-something percent of you who think that we're worse off are correct, they want you, they want you, the, you know, not the bourgeoisie, the proletariats, I believe I'm using that correctly, they want you to change your driving habits.

00:50:00.000 The pain at the pump hitting Americans in the pocketbook.

00:50:03.000 It's stressful, you know, it keeps going up.

00:50:06.000 Gas prices reaching a record high, an average of $4.17 a gallon.

00:50:11.000 Some tips to keep your wallet from hitting E, starting with the way you drive.

00:50:15.000 AAA says try to group your trips together.

00:50:18.000 Accelerate gradually, avoiding jackrabbit starts.

00:50:21.000 Anticipate your stops.

00:50:22.000 When approaching a red light, let your foot off the gas as early as possible.

00:50:27.000 I just drove back from Tampa to Chicago.

00:50:31.000 I went 68 miles an hour.

00:50:33.000 I got 32 miles a gallon.

00:50:35.000 When I bumped it up 6 miles an hour, it went down to 29 miles a gallon.

00:50:39.000 And try not to leave your car idling.

00:50:42.000 Oh, try not to leave it on.

00:50:43.000 Hey, how many miles per gallon do I get if I run you reporters over?

00:50:48.000 Shift into neutral when you hit a hill.

00:50:50.000 Like flattening you like a penny on a train track?

00:50:53.000 Learn how to drive differently.

00:50:55.000 Figuratively.

00:50:55.000 You want to do a slow acceleration?

00:50:58.000 Yeah.

00:50:59.000 What if I have to go real fast?

00:51:01.000 I mean, it's not like I'm always just slowly accelerating over your foot.

00:51:06.000 Sometimes I have to get somewhere.

00:51:07.000 Figuratively.

00:51:08.000 I drove a ridiculous amount at six to eight miles an hour.

00:51:11.000 Longest drive of my life.

00:51:13.000 Better gas mileage, though.

00:51:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:51:15.000 I was going two under.

00:51:16.000 Everyone was angry.

00:51:17.000 Yes.

00:51:17.000 That's how you should drive all the time.

00:51:19.000 Also, because I'm an absolute pussy, I was driving in the left lane.

00:51:23.000 I got a ticket for going slow in the left lane, and I didn't know this, but they can officially revoke my actual birth certificate as a male.

00:51:31.000 They tore it up and the officer slugged me.

00:51:33.000 Yes.

00:51:34.000 It's totally legal.

00:51:34.000 Yeah, it's completely legal.

00:51:36.000 I was very surprised because I'm very white.

00:51:38.000 I said, do you know who I am?

00:51:41.000 They said, yeah, you're that asshole who told us to drive eight miles slower to save money on gas.

00:51:46.000 And he hit me with his nightstick.

00:51:47.000 Now, so you see that, right?

00:51:49.000 Change your driving habits.

00:51:51.000 Change your driving habits.

00:51:52.000 Here's the thing, this isn't the first time that it's happened.

00:51:53.000 It's so foreign to us.

00:51:55.000 Us, right?

00:51:56.000 People who, I'm in my early 30s, maybe you're in your 20s.

00:51:58.000 It's foreign to us because we've never experienced that.

00:51:59.000 Guess what?

00:52:01.000 Gas shortages, gas lines, soaring gas prices.

00:52:04.000 Your parents, remember this, under Jimmy Carter.

00:52:06.000 Yeah, happened.

00:52:08.000 And it happened for a multitude of reasons internationally, and we'll get to that too, some failed international policies.

00:52:12.000 But it also happened because of domestic policy.

00:52:14.000 And what happened as a result of that?

00:52:16.000 There was a national 55 miles per hour speed limit.

00:52:20.000 That's where it came from.

00:52:21.000 Yes!

00:52:22.000 It wasn't there before that.

00:52:23.000 You were saying it was something else.

00:52:24.000 So there were some places that didn't have speed limits, they just had safe and sane was considered the policy.

00:52:29.000 And then there's like, you know, bargaining, where it's like 55, and I'm like, how about 65?

00:52:33.000 And then some places got 70.

00:52:35.000 So we don't have... there should be places with no speed limits.

00:52:39.000 So we don't have an Autobahn, basically, because of this?

00:52:42.000 No, we don't.

00:52:42.000 Damn it!

00:52:43.000 Yeah.

00:52:43.000 All because of that shitty reporter.

00:52:48.000 And it's go four miles less per hour.

00:52:49.000 Oh yeah, that's the ticket.

00:52:51.000 During 9-11, people were arrested for jacking up the gas prices too slower than it is now.

00:52:56.000 Right, yeah.

00:52:59.000 It's amazing.

00:53:00.000 Even the oil baron from Ferngully would be like, that's severe.

00:53:03.000 Yeah, come on. 0.77

00:53:03.000 I'm not trying to hurt everyone. 0.77

00:53:05.000 Barack Obama even said during his gas spike, it's weird how this happens under a Democrat-controlled regime.

00:53:10.000 I don't understand it.

00:53:11.000 He said, just make sure you air up your tires.

00:53:14.000 Yeah.

00:53:14.000 You remember that advice?

00:53:15.000 Now, he's not 100% wrong, but it's like, OK, fine.

00:53:18.000 That'll take, what, two cents off?

00:53:19.000 I'll gain 0.02%?

00:53:20.000 Fine.

00:53:20.000 It's like, just make sure you air up your tires.

00:53:23.000 I'm like, oh, yeah, tell that to half the Senate as I'm stabbing them.

00:53:28.000 Well, a lot of gals and lady men don't know how to do that. 1.00

00:53:32.000 Right.

00:53:33.000 Just to be clear, I meant tires.

00:53:35.000 Not stabbing a person.

00:53:36.000 Even then, it's figurative.

00:53:37.000 I would never slash a tire.

00:53:40.000 Just prices.

00:53:41.000 Right.

00:53:45.000 Foreign policy!

00:53:47.000 Well, let's compare Biden to Jimmy Carter.

00:53:52.000 I'm just laughing.

00:53:53.000 We were watching that.

00:53:54.000 That's a report.

00:53:54.000 What did it say?

00:53:55.000 The average price was $4.15?

00:53:56.000 $4.17.

00:53:57.000 Two days ago, I think.

00:53:58.000 It's $4.30 something today!

00:54:01.000 It's gone up about 50 to 60 cents in the last week, I believe.

00:54:05.000 Yay! 0.99

00:54:07.000 I'll get fact-checked by Reuters just because since coming on this show, the gas price has actually changed.

00:54:14.000 You'd be closer to the price at the beginning of the show playing Planko.

00:54:19.000 Yeah, well I'll pay $14 a gallon just as long as I can drive whatever Tesla, yeah.

00:54:25.000 I'll pay an extra few dollars a gallon so long as my driver gets me to my place on time!

00:54:30.000 Yep, I don't care.

00:54:31.000 I don't mind if my Uber's $1,400 to go to the grocery store.

00:54:37.000 All right.

00:54:39.000 So let's look at foreign policy.

00:54:40.000 This is an important thing.

00:54:41.000 There's a lot of similarities and not just Russia.

00:54:45.000 We've talked about Russia quite a bit.

00:54:46.000 So I just didn't want to rehash all that today.

00:54:48.000 I think you know where I stand.

00:54:50.000 Now, Biden said, let's look at Afghanistan, because there's a pretty good parallel here with what happened in Afghanistan and what happened with Jimmy Carter in Iran.

00:54:57.000 He said there were 100 to 200 Americans left in Afghanistan, former Vice President Joe Biden.

00:55:01.000 Then at a House hearing, Kevin McCarthy said that only 5,400 of 11,000 to 15,000 Americans had been evacuated.

00:55:07.000 Here's the thing.

00:55:08.000 We don't know the official number.

00:55:09.000 I want to be clear before you fact check.

00:55:11.000 We don't know the official number of Americans who've been evacuated versus the number of Americans who remained there.

00:55:18.000 Biden said there wouldn't be one.

00:55:20.000 And it's certainly more than, I don't know, give or take a couple dozen that former Vice President Biden gave you, okay?

00:55:25.000 So there are still Americans.

00:55:27.000 Stranded in Afghanistan.

00:55:28.000 Let's just agree, and it's more than former Vice President Biden predicted or told you about.

00:55:33.000 That parallels exactly, again, worst president in history up until now, Jimmy Carter, the Iranian hostage crisis.

00:55:37.000 If you guys saw Argo, you know about the crisis, you know about the hostage situation, you know what happened, you know how it started.

00:55:43.000 But what you probably don't know is, I think it was 60-something hostages for 400-something days.

00:55:48.000 Some people were let go, but 400 in 44 days.

00:55:51.000 It was the embassy, right?

00:55:52.000 440.

00:55:52.000 Yeah, and they were only released when Ronald Reagan took office, along with the solar panels.

00:55:58.000 So, Biden leaving, effectively, hostages, right?

00:56:02.000 And then Carter, same exact thing.

00:56:07.000 Same exact scenario, just to be clear, which is also emblematic of the respect that we have internationally.

00:56:11.000 Keep in mind, I get that you think a lot of people didn't like Donald Trump, personally, but they thought he was crazy enough to do the crazy shit he said he was gonna do.

00:56:19.000 Yeah.

00:56:19.000 He would have gotten us out of Afghanistan in a much more planned way.

00:56:23.000 Like, if you've heard him talk about it, it's like, guys, this was not rocket science.

00:56:25.000 You don't pull out of the country at this time of year.

00:56:27.000 That's when people go to war. 0.67

00:56:29.000 Yeah.

00:56:29.000 Like, you do it in a different time of year, and it's much safer for everybody involved.

00:56:33.000 And you know what else?

00:56:33.000 Just really quickly, Russia-Ukraine.

00:56:35.000 A lot of people don't realize this.

00:56:37.000 I don't even know how much we've talked about this on the show.

00:56:38.000 Donald Trump said, no, you're going to do this through Ukraine.

00:56:46.000 Right?

00:56:46.000 Yeah.

00:56:47.000 Why?

00:56:47.000 Because it forces them to then not bomb them.

00:56:50.000 And if you don't, okay, I'm going to bomb you.

00:56:53.000 I hope I just what I just you're tearing my head or something I hope I'm crystal clear

00:56:57.000 And Putin thought like oh you're a big talk He's not all talk.

00:57:02.000 Just he's crazy enough.

00:57:03.000 Wait three years.

00:57:04.000 Yeah.

00:57:07.000 See what happens.

00:57:08.000 Internationally, this is what happens when you are dependent on The only reason that they don't is because we're powerful enough to mitigate their power.

00:57:16.000 And these co-dependency, let's call it what it is, co-dependency with countries that would

00:57:19.000 like to see us wiped off the face of the map, the only reason that they don't is because

00:57:23.000 we're powerful enough to mitigate their power.

00:57:26.000 And we also have Democrats like Carter, like former Vice President Biden, who want to eliminate

00:57:32.000 our powerful standing in the world.

00:57:34.000 It's just, is it me?

00:57:36.000 Okay, let's go to inflation.

00:57:38.000 This is one, how does this affect you?

00:57:40.000 Under former Vice President Joe Biden, you all know this, inflation in the Consumer Price Index is, when you hear me use the term CPI, that's what it means.

00:57:47.000 It's sort of a general measurement, and I'll come back to it because now it's misleading.

00:57:50.000 The CPI now went up 7.9% through February in 2022.

00:57:56.000 Now, you've all heard this, but just so you don't take my word for it, This is the highest, and this is key, the highest inflation rate for a quarter or month in 40 years.

00:58:08.000 Year over year, 7.9% is the inflation number.

00:58:11.000 That is a 40-year high.

00:58:13.000 Month over month, up 8 tenths of a percent.

00:58:15.000 That shows that even month to month, inflation is accelerating.

00:58:19.000 It is gas, it is shelter, it is food, groceries.

00:58:23.000 All these things you basically can't live without are rising here.

00:58:27.000 So when you dig into these numbers, you can see just why so many Americans are so sour on the economy on those opinion polls.

00:58:35.000 That's a good way for me.

00:58:36.000 A little sour.

00:58:38.000 Sour's not the right word.

00:58:39.000 A little tummy ache.

00:58:41.000 No job crippling financial woes.

00:58:43.000 Oh, that's a little sour.

00:58:44.000 No home, can't afford to drive your kids to soccer games.

00:58:47.000 Food too expensive.

00:58:49.000 You need a Tums?

00:58:50.000 Maybe a Rolaids?

00:58:52.000 Leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

00:58:54.000 Yeah, schnozberry.

00:58:55.000 Now, that's a 40 year high!

00:59:00.000 Do the math.

00:59:01.000 40 years?

00:59:01.000 Oh, it's a 40-year high exactly since the embarrassment that was President Jimmy Carter, where the CPI rose 13.5%.

00:59:08.000 the number rose 13.5% 13.5% Yeah. Uh undercard in 1980.

00:59:14.000 Now here's the thing that matters, that a lot of people don't understand, because sometimes the way that we, sort of like vaccine adverse reactions like we just talked about, you change the numbers, sort of like infant mortality rate.

00:59:26.000 When people say we have a higher one in the United States, it's because we actually count the lives that are lost, whereas they just say that's not a life in a lot of other nations.

00:59:33.000 The CPI, right, the Consumer Price Index, when we're talking about this inflation, under Carter at 13.5, that included the rising cost of housing.

00:59:41.000 Yeah.

00:59:42.000 Which I don't know if you've been paying attention, kind of a big deal today.

00:59:45.000 So, the rate that you see of 7 point whatever percent under Biden does not include that.

00:59:50.000 If you adjusted for that, for an apples-to-apples comparison, the inflation rate would actually be 11%.

00:59:54.000 Almost a direct responsibility for what they called Reaganomics and treated like it was a bad thing.

01:00:01.000 It was like, so you could still buy a home After what he did to the country.

01:00:06.000 Right.

01:00:06.000 Well, do you know what the interest rates were then?

01:00:08.000 You're talking about 3, 4, 5% on the house right now, and you're like, oh, that's crazy.

01:00:12.000 It was in the double digits.

01:00:14.000 Oh, for sure.

01:00:14.000 Maybe even in some cases 20%.

01:00:15.000 Can you imagine?

01:00:16.000 Well, that was like every used car lot too, where it's like, you can get a car for only 20%.

01:00:20.000 Yeah.

01:00:22.000 It's like, holy crap!

01:00:23.000 You have no idea what it's like to live under the mistakes of this kind of administration, but unfortunately, we're about to find out.

01:00:30.000 Mel Farr in Detroit wore a cape and flew around and gave everybody low prices with a 20% interest rate on cars.

01:00:37.000 Only!

01:00:37.000 Why you got a cape on?

01:00:38.000 You're not super.

01:00:40.000 At the time it was.

01:00:41.000 At the time it was, yeah.

01:00:42.000 It was like, only 20%!

01:00:43.000 Yeah, it was really easy.

01:00:45.000 How do I do it?

01:00:46.000 I don't know.

01:00:47.000 I don't know, I'm guessing something illegal?

01:00:49.000 He was the wealthiest black businessman in the world and he owned a car lot.

01:00:57.000 That's how bad the Jimmy Carter presidency was.

01:01:01.000 In the Motor City!

01:01:02.000 Yes, correct.

01:01:04.000 That's where they don't even have to ship them to other places.

01:01:06.000 You just drove out of the parking garage that I overlook from my bombed out crack den, here 20%!

01:01:15.000 That's a good deal!

01:01:16.000 That's what I'm telling you!

01:01:18.000 Sign me up.

01:01:18.000 That's what I told you, honey!

01:01:20.000 They had to tell Don Gooley Cadillac to stop letting drug dealers pay him in cash.

01:01:25.000 Guess they didn't want the high interest rates.

01:01:27.000 They were like, you really are taking a lot of cash for brand new Eldorados.

01:01:33.000 No paper trail.

01:01:34.000 Yeah, he just handed me a wad of money with blood on it.

01:01:36.000 Yeah.

01:01:37.000 Here's your Fleetwood.

01:01:38.000 Still spins.

01:01:39.000 Is this Ant-X or...?

01:01:41.000 Just Coca-Cola.

01:01:41.000 Yeah, oh, that's fine.

01:01:42.000 I was worried.

01:01:43.000 So we've gone through inflation, we've gone through international policy, we've gone through gas prices, by themselves energy prices, because inflation is something that affects everything and the energy prices are something that sort of exist.

01:01:56.000 Well, they exist as a portion of inflation, but it's an entirely different beast altogether when it's this bad.

01:02:02.000 And keep in mind, too, that with the rising cost of energy, there's that rubber band effect.

01:02:07.000 So you're going to see very likely far worse inflation, and you'll see them try and massage the numbers to tell you that it's not that bad.

01:02:12.000 Kind of like when they told you inflation was a good thing, but now they're telling you that they're going to do something to get costs down and bring down... Well, why do you need to do that if it's a good thing?

01:02:20.000 Again, none of this makes sense.

01:02:21.000 So this brings us to another comparison.

01:02:25.000 The disastrous results of Jimmy Carter led to midterms.

01:02:35.000 And in those midterms, I have these numbers in front of me, it was plus three, right?

01:02:39.000 Republicans gained three seats in the Senate, they gained 15 in the House, and there were six Republican governor wins.

01:02:46.000 Plus six Republican governors.

01:02:49.000 That was considered, until like Barack Obama, that was considered an unbelievable shift in midterms.

01:02:54.000 Well, and you're about to see it again.

01:02:55.000 Big time.

01:02:58.000 This brings me to my point.

01:02:59.000 Midterms, Jimmy Carter.

01:03:00.000 We don't have them yet.

01:03:02.000 But even the media at this point...

01:03:05.000 Is trying to soften the blow.

01:03:07.000 It's what psychologists call front-loading by letting you know that, ooooh, this is gonna hurt!

01:03:13.000 It's tough.

01:03:13.000 that's tough, tough break, it's a tough break kid.

01:03:20.000 It's tough, tough break. It's a tough break.

01:03:28.000 It's tough, tough break.

01:03:32.000 Shellacking.

01:03:41.000 In the Senate, in the Senate.

01:03:43.000 It's tough, tough break.

01:03:49.000 Again, that would put Democrats in shellacking territory. 0.85

01:03:53.000 It's worse now.

01:03:54.000 It was 88.3. Americans were fairly pretty good about the direction.

01:03:57.000 Early in the Biden administration, they thought COVID was getting better.

01:04:00.000 They thought the economy was getting better.

01:04:01.000 You look at this number now.

01:04:02.000 Wrong.

01:04:03.000 70.3 from April to August.

01:04:05.000 That's a, that's a big drop.

01:04:06.000 Number two, that number, if it's below 80, the incumbent party needs to worry.

01:04:11.000 31% of Iowans approve of how Joe Biden is handling his duties as president, while a

01:04:15.000 whopping 62% disapprove.

01:04:19.000 This poll then is rightly understood as a waaaaaarrrrr blaring red alarm for not just

01:04:24.000 Biden, but especially down-ballot Democrats in Iowa and elsewhere who will be running

01:04:28.000 in the 2022 midterms.

01:04:30.000 Don't you also love how the media just assumes that this concerns you because it's like,

01:04:34.000 these are warning bells.

01:04:35.000 No, these are victory bells, bitch! 1.00

01:04:37.000 People don't under- they assume it.

01:04:39.000 They're like, isn't this terrible?

01:04:40.000 And a lot of- no, 61% are saying, that's why I said what I said.

01:04:43.000 I'm one of the 60- what are you talking about?

01:04:45.000 Who are you talking to?

01:04:46.000 Things are about to get better, alarm, is what's going on.

01:04:48.000 Yes!

01:04:50.000 Or they're about to get less worse.

01:04:52.000 Well, yeah.

01:04:54.000 Well.

01:04:55.000 Less horrible.

01:04:56.000 Gosh, if they come in and don't do anything, I'm just gonna be like, alright, I give up on you.

01:04:59.000 Yeah, Republicans.

01:05:00.000 I'm just glad we got that last guy out.

01:05:04.000 That dollar for gas and money in the bank.

01:05:06.000 It's hell.

01:05:07.000 Don't get me started on those snippy tweets! 0.89

01:05:10.000 Low unemployment.

01:05:11.000 Who needs that?

01:05:12.000 He said a sexual thing on a bus once.

01:05:14.000 Yeah, I know.

01:05:16.000 Son of a bee sting.

01:05:17.000 And honestly, it even kind of sounded fun.

01:05:23.000 What's that, Billy?

01:05:24.000 Figuratively.

01:05:25.000 Billy who?

01:05:26.000 Billy Bush.

01:05:26.000 Yeah.

01:05:27.000 Yeah.

01:05:27.000 Billy, Billy Unemployed.

01:05:28.000 Who wouldn't want to impress Billy Bush?

01:05:30.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:05:32.000 He's just trying to make conversation with Billy Bush.

01:05:34.000 What would you talk about?

01:05:35.000 I wonder if he was nervous looking himself in the mirror before, like, gotta impress Mr. Bush!

01:05:42.000 You only get one first impression, grab by the pussy, right? 1.00

01:05:45.000 Oh, no!

01:05:46.000 Did I oversell it?

01:05:48.000 I did it wrong.

01:05:50.000 Aren't I a card?

01:05:51.000 All right.

01:05:55.000 I'm sorry, Billy.

01:05:56.000 I'm sorry, really.

01:05:57.000 I'm incorrigible, right?

01:06:00.000 You want to be my friend?

01:06:01.000 We have to have the self-conscious Trump skit.

01:06:04.000 That never happened.

01:06:06.000 Oh, ever.

01:06:06.000 Exactly, that's what's funny.

01:06:08.000 No, that's why you say a sentence like that.

01:06:10.000 Because there's no self-conscious asswipes.

01:06:13.000 I bet you Donald Trump was on the set of Home Alone 2 and they were like, okay, and action!

01:06:18.000 The bathroom's over there.

01:06:20.000 I did it, done, like Sinatra on Ocean's 11.

01:06:23.000 They haven't even checked the gate, it's halfway down the hall.

01:06:27.000 They just tape them now, it's fine.

01:06:28.000 So this brings me to, this is a bonus point here, too, that I realized, actually someone else here brought it to my attention.

01:06:34.000 You know, Jimmy Carter, voter fraud.

01:06:36.000 Now, I'm not referring to at all the safest and most secure election in history.

01:06:39.000 If you're not a member of Mug Club, let us know.

01:06:43.000 We'll talk about that a little bit more later.

01:06:45.000 But here, for all intents and purposes, on YouTube, best election ever.

01:06:49.000 Best?

01:06:50.000 Yeah.

01:06:51.000 I'm such a huge fan.

01:06:52.000 Yeah, as the godfather, too, of elections.

01:06:58.000 Of that, there can be no debate.

01:07:03.000 Jimmy Carter was very concerned, though, on an unrelated note, with mail-in voter fraud.

01:07:08.000 He was so concerned with voter fraud and election integrity that Jimmy Carter actually formed the Commission on Federal Election Reform, which produced, by the way, a 2005 voter fraud report.

01:07:21.000 This was something that he was very concerned about, and another parallel, up until he was told to not say these things anymore, and so he said them for a little bit longer, but then eventually stopped.

01:07:32.000 Former Vice President Joe Biden was really concerned with voter fraud and election integrity.

01:07:37.000 Secondly, we're in a situation where we have put together, and you guys did it for the President Obama's administration before this, we have put together I think the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud Organization in the history of American politics.

01:08:01.000 Well, hold on a second.

01:08:04.000 Why would you need that, Joe?

01:08:05.000 Yeah, do you mean anti-voter fraud, you idiot?

01:08:10.000 It doesn't exist.

01:08:13.000 We now know this.

01:08:14.000 We put together the greatest voter fraud team in the entire world.

01:08:18.000 I mean, uh, anti-vote.

01:08:20.000 Yeah, that's what I... That's like putting a guy in charge of curing cancer who thinks it's a myth.

01:08:24.000 Yeah.

01:08:27.000 I mean it's just the point is right look they both so you can comment below let me know if there's a comparison here if there's a similarity that you think I've missed but to recap it under Jimmy Carter we had a horrible economy it hurt who the middle class the most we had unbelievable taxes we had unbelievable inflation our standing in the global marketplace was far worse to the point where there was a landslide election almost unprecedented with Ronald Reagan and then of course you saw this re-election with him We have this exact same contrast right now with Donald Trump, only in reverse, and President Joe Biden, former Vice President Joe Biden, President Barack Obama.

01:08:59.000 Thing is here, we have Donald Trump, an outsider, sandwiched between eight years of former Vice President Biden and his ilk, and then another four years.

01:09:10.000 And I do think it will be four years.

01:09:13.000 There's no way.

01:09:14.000 I mean, unless his voter fraud organization isn't worth its salt, Unless it gets into high gear?

01:09:21.000 I believe you can understand the implication.

01:09:23.000 These guys are terrible.

01:09:28.000 He's the most popular president ever.

01:09:31.000 You know what pisses me off, too?

01:09:32.000 We said this.

01:09:33.000 We knew this going into it.

01:09:35.000 We told you this was going to happen.

01:09:36.000 Donald Trump is looking like he's clairvoyant, calling the shot before it happens.

01:09:41.000 $7 gas is heading your way.

01:09:43.000 We knew this was going to happen.

01:09:44.000 How did you think this was going to end?

01:09:46.000 Also, I grabbed clairvoyant.

01:09:48.000 Rottweiler's credit shop.com if you want to buy some of these

01:09:57.000 shirts. I hate to Jimmy Fallon that I just I couldn't It was worth it.

01:10:03.000 I gave it the old college try.

01:10:05.000 Yours was genuine, his is not.

01:10:06.000 No.

01:10:08.000 Who could have seen this coming?

01:10:10.000 Uh, half the country.

01:10:12.000 If not more.

01:10:14.000 People wanted to be right.

01:10:15.000 What I mean is who could have seen this coming?

01:10:20.000 Almost half the country.

01:10:21.000 Well, more people saw this coming and voted for the guy they thought would prevent it

01:10:26.000 than have voted for anybody in history other than the guy running against that guy.

01:10:30.000 The only people who could have seen this coming were 18 out of the 19 Bellwether counties,

01:10:33.000 which no president has won and lost an election since 1980.

01:10:37.000 My point is, there are some people who could have seen this coming, but not enough to have

01:10:42.000 voted for the man in record numbers who said this was coming.

01:10:45.000 So let's just be really clear.

01:10:47.000 All references available at Latterthecracker.com.

01:10:49.000 I hate Big Tech so much.

01:10:51.000 I hate that this is where we are, where people have to be careful with the truth.

01:10:54.000 Tess Holliday has to be less careful telling people that she's anorexic and that people should go to their doctor and bitch about discrimination if he says you might want to be less than 400 pounds. 1.00

01:11:06.000 She is less worried about medical misinformation.

01:11:10.000 Then we are reporting on documents from the FDA by court order.

01:11:15.000 That's the world you live in!

01:11:16.000 I think you should have actors playing doctors when they go in.

01:11:19.000 Yeah.

01:11:19.000 Like, not actual medical professionals.

01:11:21.000 Patrick Dempsey!

01:11:22.000 Just walk in and they're like, oh, I'll play and make believe this room.

01:11:26.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:11:27.000 This one's doing actual surgery.

01:11:29.000 I'll pretend you're anorexic.

01:11:30.000 Just like some actor who needs a character device who's always using the defibrillator, the paddle, like, we're losing him!

01:11:37.000 I'm just here for a... George Clooney!

01:11:41.000 Back when he was still doing the head bob.

01:11:42.000 Are we still on YouTube, by the way?

01:11:44.000 We've said some, you know, very true things.

01:11:46.000 Very true.

01:11:47.000 I mean, we're still on.

01:11:48.000 I know we're still on TikTok, which is incredible because we're actually trying to kick it off.

01:11:53.000 Yes, so this is something we've actively been trying to get removed from TikTok.

01:11:57.000 Because I don't like the communist Chinese. 0.98

01:11:59.000 And unfortunately, we just keep racking up because we've been banned from TikTok like four times.

01:12:02.000 Yeah.

01:12:03.000 And now once we started this mission and this hashtag, Trash TikTok, we just rack up tens of millions of views.

01:12:09.000 So we're going to go all in today because I have failed you.

01:12:14.000 It's time to trash TikTok.

01:12:15.000 I'm Chuck.

01:12:29.000 I have to balance this.

01:12:30.000 Oh my gosh, how do they do this on a Honda Cub with nine chicken coops?

01:12:33.000 They don't wear the headphones.

01:12:36.000 They just make them.

01:12:37.000 So, here's the thing.

01:12:39.000 I've been trying to get banned from TikTok really quickly.

01:12:41.000 Now, TikTok just put in some new rules.

01:12:43.000 I want to make sure that I get this right.

01:12:44.000 That should be helpful.

01:12:45.000 New rules about misinformation.

01:12:48.000 Okay?

01:12:49.000 Which helps us here.

01:12:51.000 Misinforma- Well, I'll read it as the writers of Sons of a Fish.

01:12:54.000 I'll read it as the writers for TikTok probably.

01:12:58.000 Misinformation is defined as content that is inaccurate or false.

01:13:02.000 We will remove misinformation that causes significant harm to our individuals, community, or the larger public regardless of intent.

01:13:08.000 Significant harm includes serious physical injury, illness, death, severe psychological trauma, Broad-scale property damage!

01:13:18.000 And undermining of public trust in civic institutions and processes.

01:13:23.000 Processes?

01:13:24.000 How would they say that?

01:13:25.000 I don't know.

01:13:25.000 Processes such as governments, elections, and scientific bodies.

01:13:29.000 Like a Wuhan lab?

01:13:30.000 Or the Communist Party ruling China?

01:13:32.000 Other than that.

01:13:33.000 Son of a bitch!

01:13:33.000 This is a very... That's hard.

01:13:35.000 That's difficult.

01:13:35.000 You know what, guys?

01:13:36.000 Take it off.

01:13:37.000 Take it off.

01:13:38.000 But, hey!

01:13:40.000 Budget for another Rice Paddy hat.

01:13:43.000 Can you even hear that?

01:13:44.000 Oh, now it looks like a bonnet, like a little... Yeah, a little bonnet-y-ish.

01:13:47.000 Alright.

01:13:50.000 I assume you still have the, uh, the... It's playing.

01:13:52.000 ...stereotypical music?

01:13:53.000 Okay.

01:13:53.000 It's playing.

01:13:54.000 Yes.

01:13:54.000 Alright, TikTok.

01:13:56.000 And it's brilliant.

01:14:00.000 You ready?

01:14:02.000 This is going on TikTok, right?

01:14:03.000 We're ready?

01:14:04.000 Okay.

01:14:04.000 Yes, here we go.

01:14:05.000 There you go.

01:14:06.000 From, uh, 1279 to 1368, China was ruled by the Mongols.

01:14:08.000 TikTok.

01:14:13.000 During World War II, Mao's commies hid away in the hills like the cowards that they were while Chinese nationalists fought the Japanese.

01:14:20.000 Also, Mao's commies killed millions of people during the Cultural Revolution.

01:14:26.000 Taiwan's GDP per capita is nearly three times larger than China's.

01:14:31.000 Because they're better than you.

01:14:33.000 Communist Chinese Party, just to be clear, not the citizens of China.

01:14:36.000 By Communist Chinese Party, I mean owners of TikTok.

01:14:40.000 China is the third worst country, by the way, in the world for human trafficking.

01:14:45.000 At the beginning of the COVID outbreak, which China caused, landlords in Guangzhou kicked dozens of Africans out of their homes for no apparent reason, just so you guys know.

01:14:54.000 So that's just in case you thought that there was no racism in China.

01:14:57.000 China steals about $600 billion worth of IP from the United States every year.

01:15:02.000 TikTok, you know this is true.

01:15:04.000 TikTok, I'm on your platform!

01:15:06.000 You better come out and pound me! 1.00

01:15:11.000 Chinese street vendors use gutter oil to cook their food, commonly referred to as human shit.

01:15:17.000 China loves harvesting organs from a plethora of minority groups when they're not keeping them in their homes. 1.00

01:15:24.000 I just thought it was funny.

01:15:25.000 I don't know why.

01:15:27.000 Jeet Kune Do's dumb and Mike Tyson would kick the ever-loving crap out of Bruce Lee.

01:15:31.000 Now, here's something, this is also a problem, I have to navigate this.

01:15:35.000 So the next few facts that I have, again, the hashtag is Trash TikTok, so please, I want all of you to do your best as well.

01:15:43.000 The next few facts that I have pertaining to the new TikTok rules are actually not only a violation of TikTok, But could be a violation of YouTube.

01:15:55.000 Specifically, so this is the thing, you don't think that they're in cahoots?

01:15:59.000 They're three doors down from each other, at least I assume they have an office there.

01:16:02.000 Is the undermining of public trust in civic institutions and processes such as governments, elections, and scientific bodies.

01:16:08.000 Now I don't necessarily know how that works because some of the things that I want to say, it's about the communist Chinese government and the American communist government.

01:16:16.000 So I want to be banned from TikTok, but I don't want to be banned from YouTube.

01:16:19.000 So we're going to continue this segment and then, of course, upload it to TikTok on MugClub, just not on YouTube.

01:16:25.000 So leave a comment below if you want to let the TikTok overlords know that you hate them.

01:16:29.000 It's Chat Thursday.

01:16:31.000 LottoCredit.com slash MugClub YouTube.

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