Louder with Crowder - Your Move, Ethan! FINAL Rebuttal to H3H3 | Louder with Crowder

00:00:00.000 I don't think that makes sense.

00:00:08.000 I don't think that makes sense.

00:00:10.000 Way back.

00:00:20.000 Way back.

00:00:24.000 Back.

00:00:45.000 Support the fight, go buy some merchandise at the shop.

00:00:49.000 It's a great conversation starter and irritates all the right people.

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00:01:10.000 You're a stranger in love, that's what I know.

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00:01:30.000 DriverScoff.com Delicious.

00:01:34.000 Ooh, boy, that's really loud.

00:01:35.000 I think the intro's a little lower and the mics here are a little loud, but it's raining cats and dogs out there.

00:01:40.000 Yeah, it's raining.

00:01:41.000 Which I don't know where that term came from, cats and dogs.

00:01:43.000 It doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

00:01:44.000 Not at all.

00:01:45.000 I just realized I took a big sip.

00:01:46.000 I don't know if you can see it.

00:01:46.000 There's a bunch of sediment in there.

00:01:48.000 Really?

00:01:48.000 That's disgusting.

00:01:49.000 In your water. 0.95

00:01:49.000 I spit it. 0.95

00:01:51.000 Looks like probably when Bernie Sanders goes to Starbucks because he doesn't tip them.

00:01:54.000 They return Bernie Sanders visit.

00:01:56.000 Hey, really glad to be here with you now.

00:01:59.000 It's weird being on YouTube.

00:02:01.000 It is a little bit.

00:02:02.000 We did it one time last week.

00:02:04.000 So far.

00:02:06.000 We're still here.

00:02:07.000 We are, right?

00:02:08.000 Yeah.

00:02:08.000 But it is Pride Month, which also happens to coincide with Cultural Appropriation Month, so anything can happen.

00:02:15.000 And of course, you can follow us over there at Mug Club, but we have a lot to talk about today.

00:02:18.000 We're going to talk about the NFL new wokeness, how they're doing anti-racism in the NFL, which I thought when you had 70%... I mean... I mean, I could understand if the NHL needed to have... That would need some... Right?

00:02:31.000 You need to wokify that too.

00:02:32.000 Or perhaps lacrosse.

00:02:34.000 The NFL, NBA, I don't really think that we need to necessarily change the demographic.

00:02:38.000 I think you're doing pretty good.

00:02:40.000 And we'll also be talking about the ESG.

00:02:42.000 A lot of people don't realize this, the credit score of companies.

00:02:44.000 A lot of you don't necessarily know why some of this wokeness is happening.

00:02:47.000 There is something going on behind the scenes that's a little more involved.

00:02:50.000 And of course, the H3H3 Productions, I guess, decided to address us and it is appointed to a man once.

00:02:58.000 To be addressed and invited onto this program, and then we can never address him again, namely because he'll try and get us banned, you know, with Susan Wojcicki.

00:03:04.000 Oh, of course.

00:03:04.000 They're all buddies.

00:03:05.000 So, I'll have to get to you.

00:03:06.000 Look, we have Gerald A. How are you?

00:03:07.000 I'm well.

00:03:08.000 How are you?

00:03:08.000 I'm okay.

00:03:09.000 There you go.

00:03:10.000 How are you, quarterback?

00:03:11.000 I'm doing good.

00:03:12.000 Doing good.

00:03:13.000 So you went the other way.

00:03:13.000 You went to three quarters today.

00:03:14.000 I went the other way.

00:03:16.000 You know, I got to spread it out.

00:03:17.000 I got the shirt for the other quarter.

00:03:18.000 Oh, very nice.

00:03:19.000 You know what?

00:03:20.000 You should make some samples for Nancy Pelosi.

00:03:23.000 She can wrap it around her face.

00:03:25.000 And Dave Landau's here.

00:03:26.000 Ahoy! 0.99

00:03:27.000 How are you?

00:03:28.000 I'm good, how about you?

00:03:29.000 You know.

00:03:30.000 Living.

00:03:30.000 I had, I had, it was the baby shower, and all of my wife's cousins and family were over, and it's enough of that.

00:03:38.000 I helped ferry some of them back to the house.

00:03:40.000 Yeah, it's enough of that.

00:03:41.000 You would be there if you were not.

00:03:42.000 It's just, I can't.

00:03:42.000 I can't do it.

00:03:43.000 Did you get some gift cards?

00:03:45.000 I have no idea what I got.

00:03:46.000 I have no clue what we got.

00:03:48.000 You didn't get anything.

00:03:49.000 No, I didn't get anything.

00:03:50.000 It's always like those guys, probably like H3H3, they probably say, like, we're pregnant.

00:03:55.000 I know everything I need to know about you.

00:03:56.000 We're pregnant.

00:03:57.000 Really?

00:03:58.000 You're pregnant? 1.00

00:03:59.000 You're with child?

00:04:00.000 But now, you know, men can breastfeed too.

00:04:02.000 It happens.

00:04:03.000 use a men's razors on their mustaches.

00:04:05.000 So this is where we are.

00:04:06.000 Hey, before we get to anything else, Antifa, this just happened over the weekend I believe,

00:04:11.000 Antifa activists were protesting, they showed up and couldn't even remember the name of

00:04:16.000 the person for whom they're out protesting.

00:04:25.000 I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.

00:04:27.000 So go ahead, do your thing.

00:04:28.000 You can hold this.

00:04:29.000 Alright, so, we're here, you know, showing solidarity for Winston Smith, and uh, I didn't even know about it.

00:04:36.000 He had a Mars Volta hairdo behind him.

00:04:38.000 So, just so you guys know, the person that shot up in there, his name is Winston Smith.

00:04:44.000 Don't forget that name.

00:04:45.000 Winston Smith.

00:04:46.000 Say his name, make sure y'all remember this s**t, because we're gonna fight for George Floyd.

00:04:51.000 I've never seen a more clear example of him repeating it to himself.

00:04:56.000 Winston Smith!

00:04:57.000 You remember that!

00:04:58.000 I remember Winston Smith, which has two vowels and a Winston Smith.

00:05:04.000 You didn't remember that!

00:05:05.000 Isn't that right, Mazel Tov?

00:05:07.000 I need sanctuary!

00:05:08.000 I'm gonna pack a Winston Smith.

00:05:10.000 I read that in a book, you have to say it thrice.

00:05:12.000 Yeah.

00:05:13.000 Six times, I'll never forget it.

00:05:14.000 Yeah.

00:05:15.000 Winston Smith.

00:05:16.000 Man, it would have been better if I didn't micro-dose them shrooms. 1.00

00:05:19.000 Dang.

00:05:20.000 Winston, what?

00:05:22.000 Churchill?

00:05:23.000 Scott? 1.00

00:05:23.000 Son of a bitch! 1.00

00:05:24.000 Your face is melting now, dude. 1.00

00:05:25.000 I'm gonna go steal some raises out of Walgreens and call them racist.

00:05:28.000 Hey, by the way, really quick, let me just let you know about this, too.

00:05:30.000 Some people were confused last week.

00:05:33.000 Why this happened.

00:05:34.000 So let me just show you CNN, right, live.

00:05:36.000 And you'll notice that if we go to CNN right now, we bring it up live, it's like 5 or 10 seconds delayed.

00:05:42.000 So we have here, because we don't know the policies with YouTube, and we've read the policies, but they don't enforce them consistently.

00:05:50.000 We have, uh, what is the YouTube dump button.

00:05:53.000 So if anyone says something here, for example, last week people thought the show was over.

00:05:56.000 Gerald had the gall to discuss someone else saying that a mask, you know, a nurse was saying that a mask, uh, if you touched your face and you touched a door handle.

00:06:06.000 Spread disease.

00:06:07.000 So another nurse who was totally in the wrong, uh, said that. 1.00

00:06:10.000 And because that would go against YouTube's guidelines.

00:06:13.000 That's whenever you see this, Which, for people on Mug Club, this is playing for about five seconds right now, and then it's going to end right about here.

00:06:13.000 Right.

00:06:22.000 See, now we're back on YouTube.

00:06:23.000 That means that someone said something that really isn't offensive, but isn't allowed on YouTube.

00:06:27.000 Just so you know, but it's always available on Mug Club.

00:06:29.000 That's right.

00:06:30.000 So we have to have that now as a failsafe.

00:06:32.000 It's too spicy for YouTube.

00:06:33.000 It used to be the FCC.

00:06:33.000 Isn't it crazy?

00:06:35.000 You knew the rules.

00:06:36.000 And we thought, there's no gatekeeper, and now it's like, you can't say that the World Health Organization gets things wrong?

00:06:42.000 And I was so pissed last week when we were talking about this, and it wasn't anybody here, I was like, I can't believe that that might possibly, like, living in a world where what I said last week could possibly get you banned from YouTube.

00:06:53.000 Well, you are the poster boy for Aryan. 1.00

00:06:56.000 Well, it's basically Max Schmeling and then Gerald.

00:07:01.000 Yeah, it's Carlin's seven dirty words or an opinion.

00:07:06.000 Or actually just quoting medical facts.

00:07:09.000 Or quoting their misquotes from two weeks ago. 0.96

00:07:11.000 I remember when I was on the FCC, when I was on a radio show, you know it was syndicated, and I said, can I call Obama a prick? 0.97

00:07:19.000 They said, yeah you can, you just can't say that Obama has a small prick. 0.96

00:07:22.000 I'm like, okay, well that's fine, good.

00:07:24.000 We knew the rule.

00:07:25.000 Right, it was very clear.

00:07:26.000 You know the line. 1.00

00:07:27.000 They said you can call him a dumb, you can call him a shithead, but you can't say Barack Obama shits. 1.00

00:07:33.000 Right. 1.00

00:07:33.000 Because that's scatological. 1.00

00:07:34.000 So we knew the rules. 0.94

00:07:35.000 They were silly, but we understood them. 0.84

00:07:37.000 But no radio station, no television program would have ever removed you or hit the censor button because you're saying, hey, you know what? 0.93

00:07:44.000 I think the World Health Organization was wrong when they said that COVID couldn't transmit human to human.

00:07:49.000 The little Indian pops up. 0.96

00:07:50.000 They didn't do that.

00:07:53.000 Just shuts off, plays the Star Spangled Banner.

00:07:56.000 This is weird.

00:07:57.000 This is Roseanne.

00:08:00.000 Come on! 1.00

00:08:01.000 I thought the bitch was white! 1.00

00:08:04.000 By the way, you can follow me on Instagram as we go on here. 1.00

00:08:07.000 And the best thing you can do, it's a weekly show.

00:08:09.000 I was about to say Thursday show.

00:08:11.000 It's a daily show.

00:08:11.000 Oh yeah.

00:08:12.000 Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.

00:08:14.000 Eastern, so you don't need to worry about notifications.

00:08:15.000 You can watch on Mug Club, you can watch here, you can watch over on Rumble.

00:08:18.000 Do not let us lose touch with you.

00:08:21.000 Okay, and I do have some questions for you.

00:08:23.000 I do want to know why you guys think all of these corporations are going in full woke despite it actually hurting their pocketbook.

00:08:29.000 Yeah.

00:08:30.000 Before we get to that though, oh my gosh.

00:08:33.000 I got this, this was sent to me from an angry veteran.

00:08:35.000 Yes.

00:08:35.000 And I will tell you this, I get, like, veterans will come up at shows, I don't know if you've had this yet, where, like, people have given me, like, their Navy Cross or something.

00:08:41.000 Yeah, a guy had a coin for me just the other day, and a few other things, yeah.

00:08:44.000 And I just, I don't, because it's, you know, you want to respect it, but you also don't really, I already have some on display, I don't have room for it, and I don't want to reject it.

00:08:52.000 You know, so I just keep, I basically have a drawer with these medals that I have no business owning, and I really appreciate it, but please, people, stop, keep it, keep it to your grandkids, because It's going in a drawer there.

00:08:52.000 Yeah.

00:09:03.000 My shelf has no more space.

00:09:04.000 Where am I going to keep Mike Tyson's biography?

00:09:06.000 It's true.

00:09:07.000 Very important.

00:09:09.000 Veterans sent this to me, period.

00:09:10.000 I got a folded flag, for real.

00:09:12.000 Yeah, I got a folded flag too.

00:09:14.000 I had a neighbor who got mad because her flag is old.

00:09:19.000 Someone anonymously said, that's disrespectful. 0.99

00:09:22.000 Crazy bitch, you haven't heard of ragged old flag? 1.00

00:09:24.000 Makes you look cooler. 1.00

00:09:27.000 Crying out loud.

00:09:27.000 That's the beauty of it.

00:09:28.000 It's an old flag.

00:09:30.000 Okay, so anyway, I had veterans who were furious about this.

00:09:33.000 Brian Williams.

00:09:35.000 Remember when Brian Williams was thought of as a journalist?

00:09:37.000 I just love that he went to MSNBC, because that's everyone who is currently at NBC.

00:09:42.000 They think like Brian Williams at MSNBC, but they don't say the quiet part out loud.

00:09:46.000 It's like you go there and you get cancels from Honesty.

00:09:48.000 Right!

00:09:49.000 Yes, exactly!

00:09:52.000 So he compared the Allied troops of D-Day in Normandy to Antifa.

00:09:59.000 He said, just watch this, and I had so many veterans send me letters.

00:10:03.000 And the folks at the Lincoln Project are out with a reminder to all.

00:10:08.000 Who is Antifa?

00:10:10.000 They stormed the beaches of Normandy, parachuted into the French countryside, and gave their lives to face down and fight back against fascism.

00:10:21.000 They took down Nazi machine gun nests.

00:10:24.000 Tore apart the Third Reich strongholds.

00:10:26.000 Liberated France.

00:10:28.000 Italy.

00:10:28.000 Belgium.

00:10:28.000 Holland.

00:10:34.000 Anywhere Antifa saw fascism, they fearlessly and relentlessly... Yeah, send in the purple-haired lesbian down into that trench, see how it works out. 1.00

00:10:41.000 Fascism was defeated because of patriots like these. 0.89

00:10:44.000 Proud Americans who knew that the fight against fascism... Dependents being used for, really.

00:10:48.000 ...was not simply a battle between opposing nations.

00:10:50.000 She does the, you know, like, Peter Pan bangerang, folds up her legs, becomes a human bowling ball. 1.00

00:10:55.000 A war that isn't nice, but cannot be lost.

00:10:58.000 A war we still fight today.

00:11:01.000 Oh, still fighting against Donald Trump.

00:11:03.000 Where do you see the American flags at rallies?

00:11:05.000 Who wears the American flag pin?

00:11:07.000 Who actually pulled down American flags and monuments?

00:11:12.000 Antifa, let's not act as a... Come on, everything about that is fantastic.

00:11:17.000 Except for the commentary and opinions.

00:11:20.000 In claiming that Antifa today would be fighting against fascism by using fascism, right?

00:11:26.000 Silencing political opinions and othering people who disagree and getting rid of them.

00:11:29.000 That's exactly what Mussolini did.

00:11:31.000 You didn't look up the definition, Lincoln Project!

00:11:33.000 Well, they're stepping on a swastika and the other example is the last president. 0.67

00:11:37.000 Right, yeah.

00:11:37.000 That's a good one.

00:11:39.000 Exactly.

00:11:39.000 The guy who had a Jewish son-in-law and was the single biggest supporter of Israel of any modern president.

00:11:45.000 But they side up with the Islamic States who, by the way, if you look back into the Nazi regime, look and see what a lot of these Middle Eastern and Arabic countries where they lined up.

00:11:53.000 They hated Jews too. 0.95

00:11:55.000 You hate Jews? 1.00

00:11:56.000 We hate Jews. 1.00

00:11:57.000 You hate Jews because of Mohammed? 0.99

00:11:58.000 Well, because of us. 0.59

00:11:59.000 It's because I'm a pagan. 0.99

00:12:00.000 Well, you know, different strokes, but we all hate Jews. 0.99

00:12:02.000 Yes, that's correct. 0.83

00:12:05.000 And no one ever wants to talk about it.

00:12:06.000 No one wants to talk about it.

00:12:08.000 And by the way, there's still, I would argue, there's still remnants of that in the Middle East.

00:12:12.000 Remnants?

00:12:15.000 Also, that was from the Lincoln Project, I need to note.

00:12:17.000 So Brian Williams was showing that from the Lincoln Project.

00:12:20.000 Remember the Lincoln Project?

00:12:21.000 They were a Republican organization.

00:12:24.000 This is a pedophile organization and now they're just, you know, anti-Trump. 0.98

00:12:26.000 Some diddling. 0.90

00:12:27.000 But tomorrow is actually a one-year anniversary of Chazz in Seattle by Current Antifa.

00:12:31.000 I remember it very well.

00:12:32.000 And so they didn't show this on Brian Williams, but coming out today we actually have, I think, an exclusive.

00:12:37.000 The new Lincoln Project video on Antifa today.

00:12:42.000 Who is Antifa?

00:12:44.000 In 2020, they stormed the city of Seattle and created the autonomous zone, Chaz.

00:12:50.000 But then changed the name to Chop, because they needed stuff.

00:12:55.000 Stuff like cafe lattes, gluten-free bread, and super cool sunglasses.

00:13:02.000 In the last year and a half, all over this country, everywhere Antifa saw fascism, they relentlessly annihilated it.

00:13:10.000 In Minneapolis, they liberated a black firefighter from his bar.

00:13:15.000 In New York, they freed shop owners from their goods. 1.00

00:13:19.000 And in a well-to-do suburb of Detroit, this soldier told his mom to shut the f**k up, stupid b**ch, when she asked him to please wear a jacket because it was getting chilly out. 1.00

00:13:31.000 Fascism was almost defeated because of patriots like Antifa, but fascism still exists today and the fight against it is still strong. 1.00

00:13:42.000 Anti-fascism isn't just a cable news talking point.

00:13:46.000 It's an American ideal that should be memorialized because it was paid for in blood and skateboards. 0.50

00:13:57.000 You know, sometimes you don't realize.

00:13:58.000 You mock something, you don't realize who you hurt.

00:13:59.000 I shed a tear.

00:14:01.000 You don't realize who you hurt?

00:14:03.000 Now I know.

00:14:03.000 Hey, we're also going to be talking about H3H3, which will be fun, but before that, this went really viral yesterday.

00:14:10.000 I don't know why anyone watched it, but Logan Paul fought Floyd Mayweather, and we just have to touch on it real quick.

00:14:16.000 There's some things that you may have missed.

00:14:17.000 It's time for our Asian sports correspondent to break it down.

00:14:24.000 All right, Junior Choi, how are you, sir?

00:14:30.000 I'm doing good, Steven.

00:14:30.000 How are you?

00:14:31.000 And you're a fan of combat sports, I guess?

00:14:31.000 I'm okay.

00:14:33.000 Yeah, I actually enjoy a good fight every now and then.

00:14:35.000 Yeah, do you?

00:14:36.000 Yeah, well, you're Korean, right? 0.70

00:14:38.000 So you grew up in it.

00:14:39.000 Yeah, I did a little bit of Taekwondo when I was younger, so a little experience and a little fighting.

00:14:43.000 Did you throw a mean kick?

00:14:45.000 I think so.

00:14:46.000 Okay, well, that means no.

00:14:48.000 So for people who didn't tune in, this was a YouTuber, you know, Jake Logan Paul.

00:14:54.000 And I will say this, I give the guy respect for getting in the ring, obviously.

00:14:57.000 He's doing the work.

00:14:58.000 But there was no story to be told here, because everyone knew it was the best defensive boxer of all time, played way with Ali, Tyson, no one's even close, versus a guy who's fought three times and I think lost twice.

00:15:10.000 And so it ended exactly how you thought it would end.

00:15:13.000 But you were saying there's more to the story here, though, in breaking it down.

00:15:15.000 Yeah so like obviously like for those of you know like the fight went for eight rounds without a knockout so that was actually surprising like a huge upset.

00:15:23.000 He was there but when the bell was ringing he was still standing.

00:15:25.000 Yeah exactly and there were no judges or anything so no one kept track of the scores because it was an exhibition match so it doesn't go on either of their records.

00:15:31.000 Right.

00:15:31.000 But yeah so but the important part here is that like the the riveting part about this is their defensive strategy.

00:15:38.000 Defensive.

00:15:38.000 Right.

00:15:38.000 Yeah exactly.

00:15:39.000 Floyd is known as a defensive boxer.

00:15:40.000 Exactly.

00:15:41.000 So let's go into the first clip here.

00:15:43.000 Okay.

00:15:45.000 So, you can tell that they haven't seen each other in a while.

00:15:48.000 They're excited, clearly happy to be together.

00:15:51.000 Obvious chemistry right there, look at them together.

00:15:53.000 Yeah, I suppose.

00:15:56.000 And right there, there it is, perfect technique.

00:15:58.000 Paul's got his fist gently on the small of Mayweather's back.

00:16:02.000 Yeah, I don't know about the relevance of, you know, the time apart, but... So this is the heart grow fonder technique?

00:16:09.000 Yeah, I mean, like, it's more of, like, a loving embrace.

00:16:12.000 Like, Paul's got his arm underneath, kind of holding there.

00:16:15.000 Okay.

00:16:16.000 Well, none of us are boxers, really, so you're breaking it down.

00:16:18.000 Okay, that's good defense.

00:16:19.000 Alright, now, let's get into the second clip, actually.

00:16:21.000 We'll get more of it in here.

00:16:24.000 So you can see here that the loins are burning here, Steven.

00:16:27.000 Now this is a really good hug.

00:16:28.000 Very personal.

00:16:29.000 Right in Paul's ear, Mayweather is letting him know, I can't quit you.

00:16:34.000 Just flawless defensive technique.

00:16:36.000 Yeah, I don't think, okay, I'm not entirely sure that you really are combat sports adept.

00:16:41.000 But you can clearly see that they are like loving each other, like loving him.

00:16:44.000 Well, I think there's professional admiration for competition, but I don't know about an Ang Lee line.

00:16:53.000 You know what?

00:16:53.000 Let's get into the final clip and we'll see it right here.

00:16:55.000 Very good.

00:16:57.000 So this is brilliant defensive technique being used here by both fighters.

00:17:01.000 They're clearly touching tips.

00:17:03.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:17:04.000 They're not touching tips at all?

00:17:06.000 No, no, no.

00:17:06.000 Gloves, Gerald.

00:17:07.000 Gloves.

00:17:08.000 The tips of the gloves.

00:17:09.000 Clearly they're going to spend many happy years together and I for one couldn't be more excited for their future together.

00:17:15.000 Really?

00:17:16.000 Mm-hmm.

00:17:16.000 But yeah, you can't teach better defensive technique than this, Steven.

00:17:19.000 Actually, I believe you can.

00:17:20.000 All right, Asian Sports Corp, you've helped zero.

00:17:22.000 All right.

00:17:23.000 I I've helped a lot of people.

00:17:32.000 I feel informed, though.

00:17:34.000 I don't.

00:17:34.000 Yeah, I don't.

00:17:35.000 Good fight.

00:17:36.000 As a matter of fact, I now feel less safe.

00:17:40.000 Did you at least think he could karate kick?

00:17:43.000 I feel like if you're going to deconstruct the art of combat, you need to reconstruct it with something useful.

00:17:50.000 He just deconstructed it and left it there like Tinker Toys that someone got bored with.

00:17:54.000 Nothing useful at all. 0.96

00:17:55.000 Gay tinker toys. 1.00

00:17:59.000 By the way, best thing you can do is just comment. 0.99

00:18:01.000 Comment below.

00:18:01.000 We're going to be talking about H3.

00:18:03.000 What do you think is going on right now with gay pride?

00:18:06.000 It's one thing to put all of these corporations going all in and at the same time obviously calling basic ID requirements for voting to be voter suppression.

00:18:18.000 You know, with banning Donald Trump at Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, the same thing with Alex Jones and got rid of his podcast, did they have a meeting?

00:18:26.000 Did everybody have a meeting and say, the sexual preference is the thing we need?

00:18:30.000 Memorial Day, we just jumped right past that.

00:18:33.000 Oh yeah.

00:18:34.000 It just jumps right into sexualization of children and other things that we think are highly important to do for an entire month with the Cheerios and the Fruit Loops and stuff.

00:18:42.000 Half the movies on the plane that I was on, which actually one of them was Brokeback, I was sitting down to go, well what's this cowboy movie?

00:18:51.000 I'd just like to watch this in public.

00:18:53.000 I feel really bad for the person who's like, well I liked Unforgiven, this must be... I'm a western fan.

00:18:58.000 High Plains Drifters? 0.66

00:18:59.000 Sort of a spiritual component?

00:19:00.000 Oh my god!

00:19:02.000 It just spit! 0.99

00:19:03.000 That's not realistic at all!

00:19:04.000 Is that cousin Eddie on horseback watching them in a tent?

00:19:08.000 Oh jeez, what the heavens.

00:19:10.000 Just sitting up palm is inconsiderate.

00:19:13.000 It's crazy because they do beep.

00:19:16.000 It's visual on plane, but they take out the swearing, but they leave every bit of gore, violence, and sex on the screen.

00:19:23.000 So whenever I watch anything and people are having sex, I'm like, can people see these kids on this plane? 0.77

00:19:29.000 It's just a hardcore sex scene and he's like, yeah, I'm enjoying Filleting fish with you.

00:19:35.000 That's not the part that was most concerning.

00:19:38.000 And it's not the part that makes me embarrassed that someone is sitting in a middle seat.

00:19:41.000 Yeah, just sew my socks.

00:19:43.000 Sew my socks harder.

00:19:45.000 Or like in Face Off when they had it on TV.

00:19:48.000 I remember it was Nicolas Cage.

00:19:53.000 What?

00:19:53.000 That's not good, because the kid's going to grow up thinking that's what it means.

00:19:56.000 Right, exactly.

00:19:57.000 Like, forget you, Dad!

00:19:58.000 Babe, you want to forget?

00:19:58.000 Alright, let's go here now.

00:20:04.000 You know about this.

00:20:05.000 I know nothing about sports.

00:20:06.000 You don't.

00:20:07.000 Right, so... I mean, sports that don't matter.

00:20:09.000 But the NFL now, you were in a tizzy about this.

00:20:12.000 The NFL is doing this thing called, they're halting race norming in a billion dollar settlement.

00:20:18.000 I don't even know what this means.

00:20:19.000 I kind of thought that sports were one of the things that obviously minorities, not Asians, but you know black, when we say minorities we mean black Americans, felt like they got a decent shake.

00:20:30.000 Well, you would think so, right?

00:20:31.000 So last week the NFL pledged to end race norming, like you said. 0.96

00:20:35.000 The practice of assuming black players start off with a lower IQ. 0.97

00:20:39.000 And reading this is like crazy. 0.98

00:20:41.000 Well, that does sound like they shouldn't do that.

00:20:42.000 They shouldn't, right?

00:20:43.000 And they're basically doing that when determining kind of the compensation for brain issues, right?

00:20:47.000 Or injuries that they maybe had from getting hit too many times, which obviously happens in the NFL.

00:20:51.000 Okay.

00:20:52.000 And this move was part of a $1 billion settlement for brain injury claims.

00:20:55.000 Race norming made it more difficult for black players to show a deficit and qualify for relief.

00:21:00.000 That sounds, that sounds to me like, it actually, I will say this, I rarely see this on the show, that sounds kind of racist.

00:21:07.000 Yes.

00:21:07.000 For the NFL to do that.

00:21:09.000 100% correct.

00:21:10.000 And how much of that curve was thrown off by Vince Young, who scored lower than statistical random on the QB test? 0.51

00:21:16.000 Well, and like you said, close to three quarters of them are black. 0.92

00:21:19.000 They might take offense. 0.97

00:21:20.000 Yes.

00:21:21.000 You know, it just doesn't seem like a good way to run your league.

00:21:23.000 Their workforce might be a little... I hope OJ gets a giant check.

00:21:29.000 Now I don't even have to steal back my memorabilia on eBay!

00:21:32.000 No, literally.

00:21:33.000 If I did it!

00:21:34.000 I'm gonna buy back my Heisman.

00:21:36.000 Like the ones Adam Sandler got on the golf course, that kind of joke.

00:21:39.000 The NFL, don't worry, like you said, sounds pretty bad, but don't worry, they're still woke.

00:21:43.000 They also just revealed their new Pride logo.

00:21:46.000 What?!

00:21:47.000 Yeah, so they have a Pride logo, and the tweet of the new rainbow logo read, and I'll just quote it for you here, Happy Pride Month!

00:21:52.000 The NFL is proud to unveil our new NFL Pride Shield to show our support and solidarity with the LGBTQ plus community.

00:22:00.000 We stand with LGBTQ plus people this month and year long with a commitment to our players, our fans, and our staff to live proudly and authentically. 0.99

00:22:07.000 Unless of course you happen to be black and have a brain injury and then we think you start off stupider than white people. 1.00

00:22:12.000 Now let me tell you this, some people may say oh well this was just a medical thing that they did to determine kind of a baseline for dementia and that's true. 0.99

00:22:19.000 But maybe the cognitive ability test that you gave them when they came into the league would be a better way to use this. 0.99

00:22:25.000 Because you can have idiots and savants in different categories of race. 1.00

00:22:28.000 It doesn't matter if they're black, white, or Hispanic. 1.00

00:22:31.000 Two people brought suit against this because they said if they had been white, and the NFL agreed, they would have received a claim.

00:22:36.000 But because they were black, and race norming was used, they didn't receive a claim.

00:22:40.000 And it's $500,000 to start with.

00:22:43.000 And if you have kind of a more severe case of dementia, it's $750,000.

00:22:46.000 This sounds so bad that I almost don't believe it.

00:22:48.000 I feel like I need to do some work.

00:22:49.000 like maybe race storming is just a claim but it didn't actually happen.

00:22:52.000 I'm sorry guys, we gotta give the white people more money.

00:22:55.000 What's the problem?

00:22:56.000 Why are you all mad?

00:22:57.000 Exactly, that would be redistribution in the NFL for sure.

00:23:00.000 It would be.

00:23:01.000 Look, come on, white people are not paid nearly enough.

00:23:05.000 I know you can throw a Tom Brady and a couple of Mannings outside of that. 0.83

00:23:07.000 Yeah.

00:23:08.000 Come on! 0.61

00:23:09.000 Well, and the NFL recently defended this, so to your point, saying, oh, this is probably, no, no, they recently defended this saying that it actually hadn't harmed anybody, and then they came back and, well, you know, our bad.

00:23:18.000 So, that.

00:23:19.000 Whoops.

00:23:19.000 How did this policy survive?

00:23:20.000 It wasn't just Leo's speech from Django.

00:23:23.000 Let me explain on the score.

00:23:25.000 It's good they know their audience now, the LGBTQ.

00:23:27.000 I tell you what, though, that wouldn't be bad.

00:23:29.000 Just get on the O-line, and right before you're about to face off, write a left guard, just go, I want to forget you.

00:23:37.000 Why is there a pride shield?

00:23:38.000 I bet anybody in high school who was getting stuffed in their locker by a football player wishes they had a shield.

00:23:44.000 I don't think that's happening anymore.

00:23:46.000 I think right now in school, if you are gay or if you are trans, it is carte blanche. 0.66

00:23:51.000 You will get in trouble zero. 0.90

00:23:54.000 Zero, and you can say whatever you want.

00:23:55.000 Be like, that guy called me the F word.

00:23:58.000 Suspended.

00:24:00.000 You're off the team.

00:24:02.000 Alright, okay.

00:24:03.000 So, I don't usually like doing this, but things have changed because Ethan Klein, character H3, I guess brought on a lawyer.

00:24:15.000 Which we're not going to get into because, look, I'm not going to do anything legal in the court of public opinion.

00:24:19.000 Let's let that happen in the courts. 0.87

00:24:22.000 There's this program, and people have been asking us to address it, and you may not be familiar with it, H3H3.

00:24:28.000 The guy's name is Ethan, and we laughed not long ago about him saying that people shouldn't think about critical scientific and medical issues.

00:24:39.000 This was the clip which got him upset.

00:24:42.000 I don't think I've ever seen a more perfect encapsulation of groupthink and discouraging any sort of critical thinking whatsoever and laughing about it with no self-awareness.

00:24:55.000 This is my favorite clip of the year.

00:24:58.000 Let's roll it.

00:24:59.000 They said you gotta wear a mask, so I'm out there wearing a mask.

00:25:02.000 Wow, big deal.

00:25:04.000 And then now they say, you know, if you're outside you don't need to wear a mask.

00:25:08.000 It's pretty simple. 0.99

00:25:09.000 You want to talk about who's dumb? 0.99

00:25:12.000 Yeah, I mean, there's a whole- there's a whole- the CDC is like this whole governmental body with scientists and sh** that just tell us what to do. 0.99

00:25:19.000 You didn't have to think about it dude. 0.92

00:25:21.000 After Dark.

00:25:27.000 Okay, again, look, and I still think it's funny. 0.99

00:25:29.000 I've never seen anybody so smug about being so ignorant. 0.97

00:25:33.000 Now, let me be clear. 0.97

00:25:35.000 Of course we had some fun, but I was criticizing the idea.

00:25:37.000 I do think it's a bad thing to tell people out there, young, impressionable people, because, you know, especially when you have an audience who's like nine years old, when you've had to adapt your content to be YouTube-friendly, to tell them not to think critically.

00:25:49.000 Now, to be clear, We usually go after political figures, authoritative sources right on this show.

00:25:56.000 Usually those are the people we have to debate.

00:25:58.000 Change My Mind is not a debate.

00:25:59.000 But we've had politicians, scientists, Pulitzer winners.

00:26:02.000 And every now and then, a layup crosses our path.

00:26:06.000 Just kind of like the stick that you're only capable of.

00:26:09.000 H3H3, right?

00:26:11.000 That's the only thing you can do is do the YouTube drama.

00:26:14.000 So apparently some didn't like it, had some harsh criticism for me, namely Ethan.

00:26:20.000 And, uh, he had this criticism, uh, to issue about us, again, not being smart enough to think critically and double down on the fact that one shouldn't. 0.99

00:26:30.000 I'm so stupid. 0.97

00:26:32.000 Why is he questioning, uh, any, like, the CDC or Fauci? 1.00

00:26:35.000 Yeah, seriously, bro.

00:26:37.000 You're not a doctor.

00:26:38.000 I don't even, I don't want to think about things. 0.98

00:26:40.000 Bro, do you f***ing question, like... Dead on impression. 1.00

00:26:42.000 Let's say the, the, the, uh... God, he's so dumb. 1.00

00:26:46.000 It's like so, so dumb dude. 1.00

00:26:48.000 Do you go to the doctor and then he, I literally can't. 1.00

00:26:52.000 Do you go to the pharmacy and overlook their, do you be like, oh, is that the right medicine?

00:26:56.000 Yes, I do.

00:26:56.000 Yes.

00:26:57.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:26:57.000 Like, once they gave me the wrong medication, I had my doctor make sure they got the right one.

00:27:00.000 Yes.

00:27:00.000 Do I read labels of pills I take?

00:27:02.000 Especially when you're such a dumbass and you don't understand how disease prevention works. 1.00

00:27:07.000 Then you should be listening to Dr. Fauci and the CDC. 1.00

00:27:11.000 You don't even have to think about it, dude.

00:27:11.000 Okay!

00:27:13.000 Exactly!

00:27:14.000 It's that simple!

00:27:15.000 Just don't think!

00:27:16.000 Don't do it!

00:27:17.000 It's got electrolytes!

00:27:18.000 Imagine you wouldn't even have to make this video if you just didn't even think about it.

00:27:21.000 You're doubling down.

00:27:22.000 People smarter than you that dedicated their whole life to scientific research, look at all the stress and strain on him that could have been prevented.

00:27:28.000 Oh, Stephen.

00:27:29.000 You're so stressed.

00:27:30.000 You don't even have to think about it.

00:27:32.000 I hear all the stress and strain on me that, you know, would make me gray and a walking recessive genetic polymorphism incapable of growing contractile tissue.

00:27:42.000 It's taking its toll!

00:27:45.000 It's almost like you were me pre-Benjamin Button.

00:27:50.000 It's like when you hear two people talk at a party and you know they're wrong about something but you just don't get involved because you don't want them in your life.

00:27:56.000 You just stay far away.

00:27:58.000 Now look, let me be really clear.

00:28:00.000 Okay, I understand what you're saying there, and of course, you need to trust, you need to aggregate, and verify.

00:28:10.000 I never claimed to be a doctor, that's why we have them on our show, that's why we provide the sources that we do.

00:28:15.000 However, yes I do read labels of pills that I take, and for example, talking about supplements, Yeah, I make sure it's GMP certified, or I make sure that it's NSF certified, especially when I used to compete, because you have to make sure that this thing isn't tainted.

00:28:28.000 That doesn't make me a supplement manufacturer, it makes me cautiously skeptical.

00:28:32.000 And by the way, this is what matters.

00:28:34.000 The CDC?

00:28:35.000 He just said Fauci and the CDC.

00:28:37.000 I mean, the fact that, look, Ethan, Ethan, the fact that you're not aware, I guess, of the Fauci emails and the fact that he was telling the people one thing while believing another behind the scenes, and this has been released, this should tell you that trusting one person blindly is a problem.

00:28:51.000 Let's just go through some examples of where we criticize, and I know that you're pro-YouTube banning and deplatforming, we'll get to that in a second, because one of our warnings was we accurately cited the CDC data, but they didn't like that we did.

00:29:03.000 Um, let's go to the CDC.

00:29:05.000 Okay, one, let's go to example one.

00:29:06.000 You have a CDC, you have a World Health Organization.

00:29:08.000 In January, the World Health Organization said there was no evidence of human-to-human transmission that was echoed by the CDC.

00:29:13.000 Okay, January 2021, the CDC published a journal in JAMA claiming that nearly 60% of COVID cases came from asymptomatic carriers.

00:29:22.000 Then in April, a different CDC study found that asymptomatic carriers were unlikely to substantially contribute to the spread of COVID.

00:29:28.000 This just happened I believe today, or yesterday, California, the scientists, don't even... Listen, bro, you don't have to think about it, dude.

00:29:36.000 It's so fucking stupid, bro. 1.00

00:29:39.000 Look, they just reduced their death rate by 25% in California because they said, whoopsie, we had it wrong. 1.00

00:29:47.000 And something that you need to understand, I'm not saying that in all of these, now in these instances, I was right.

00:29:53.000 Because I said, I think it can transmit to humans.

00:29:55.000 And for example, we said, I think you can't trust the World Health Organization because they work with China. 1.00

00:30:01.000 And it seems like there might be a lab leak.

00:30:01.000 They're very close.

00:30:03.000 We were correct.

00:30:03.000 But science isn't governed.

00:30:06.000 It's not determined by consensus.

00:30:08.000 It's determined by what's true.

00:30:10.000 And that's why you have different scientific voices.

00:30:13.000 You trust only the CDC and Fauci.

00:30:15.000 We aggregate Fauci, CDC, World Health Organization, other doctors, and qualified immunologists, epidemiologists.

00:30:21.000 And yes, that's a difference in a worldview that I have.

00:30:25.000 So Fauci's email is right here that in case you didn't know, I don't think that he remembers.

00:30:28.000 What do you have, you said he had emails saying masks weren't effective, the masks sold at

00:30:32.000 drugstores.

00:30:33.000 He also denied gain-of-function research, even though we know now from the emails that

00:30:36.000 he actually did know about it.

00:30:38.000 And of course the funding to the Wuhan lab.

00:30:39.000 There are a lot of things that happened that they were just misleading about.

00:30:43.000 So I don't know why you would simply trust a government entity and be so smug about people who think critically.

00:30:50.000 And by the way, we'll also get to the point that we provide references and sources so that everyone else can educate themselves, which you've never done. 1.00

00:30:57.000 You just go, so fucking stupid, bro. 1.00

00:30:59.000 You don't think about it. 1.00

00:31:00.000 I'm going to call a YouTube executive to get them banned because it's like borderline, dude.

00:31:04.000 That's what they're trying to do is get you thrown off.

00:31:06.000 Yeah, of course.

00:31:07.000 That's always nice when content creators side with corporations to get people removed.

00:31:13.000 Good, hope that works.

00:31:14.000 By the way, you don't have to believe in some kind of conspiracy theory out there either.

00:31:17.000 All you have to do is check WHO's Twitter feed.

00:31:21.000 It's still up!

00:31:24.000 We'll get to you in a second, by the way.

00:31:27.000 Look, I'm going to assume that you didn't blatantly lie in some of the things that you said, that you're just really lazy or incapable of your due diligence.

00:31:35.000 We'll get to female booker reached out to you for the show.

00:31:37.000 Hey Gerald, have I ever had a female booker?

00:31:39.000 That's a no.

00:31:40.000 That's a negative. 0.97

00:31:41.000 Now you're either lying or you're so lazy. 0.86

00:31:45.000 Because I don't want to bully you and then you go and try to get a swoop. 0.78

00:31:48.000 You're so lazy, you didn't even just verify the fact that it was completely fabricated.

00:31:53.000 Alright, so now let's go to them doubling, tripling, quadrupling down on group, which by the way, And I want to say this, too, because from what I understand, Ethan's wife is Israeli, and we've talked about the Israeli conflict, defended them, of course, their right to exist.

00:32:09.000 And I know that you probably suffer some anti-Semitic comments here on YouTube.

00:32:12.000 I've seen them.

00:32:13.000 We've received them just for supporting Israel, and it's horrible.

00:32:15.000 It's abhorrent.

00:32:15.000 But you also understand that...

00:32:17.000 Israelis, Jewish government agencies sold some people some bullshit and thank God 1.00

00:32:23.000 part of the part of the influence for the Holocaust was using health 0.99

00:32:26.000 guidelines, was telling people that this was for their own public health safety.

00:32:29.000 I think that the Nazis were wrong. Yes. Everyone has the right to

00:32:34.000 criticize and as a matter of fact everyone has... Tomato tomato. Yes. Tomato gobbles.

00:32:39.000 Yes.

00:32:40.000 Everyone has a required, an obligation, to do their own research.

00:32:45.000 You believe they shouldn't.

00:32:46.000 You discourage it actively.

00:32:48.000 We encourage it actively, regardless of where we line up on our points of view.

00:32:51.000 That's the idea that I'm criticizing that Ethan, of course, doubled down on here.

00:32:55.000 And it's just, I'm sorry for people watching here who don't want to have to deal with this, but this is the kind of stuff that your kids, a few of them, may be watching.

00:33:04.000 Let's watch.

00:33:07.000 You gotta wear a mask, so I'm also wearing a mask.

00:33:10.000 Wow, big deal.

00:33:11.000 And then now they say, you know, if you're outside, you don't need to wear a mask.

00:33:15.000 It's pretty simple.

00:33:16.000 You wanna talk about it with Dom? 0.94

00:33:19.000 Yeah, I mean, there's a whole- there's a whole- the CDC is like this whole governmental body with scientists and sh** that just tell us what to do.

00:33:27.000 You don't have to think about it, dude. 1.00

00:33:32.000 Obviously, my point is that if you're so f***ing stupid, Then yeah, you should listen to the CDC, bro. 1.00

00:33:39.000 It's there. 1.00

00:33:40.000 Maybe you should.

00:33:40.000 Like, I don't understand this assumption that he like... We're saying the same thing in a different tone.

00:33:46.000 Doctors have spent their whole life studying like disease... Epidemiology is the word you're looking for.

00:33:52.000 Epidemiology is the word.

00:33:53.000 He's not anti-vaxxing, he's just asking questions.

00:33:56.000 Right?

00:33:57.000 I mean...

00:33:58.000 It makes sense, too, so I choose to listen to it, you know?

00:34:01.000 It's logical.

00:34:02.000 They're not telling me, um, go jump off a building, and I'm like, well, this doesn't make sense, but I'll do it anyway.

00:34:07.000 I'm telling you to shut down businesses.

00:34:08.000 They're saying wear a mask during a pandemic.

00:34:09.000 I'm telling you that it doesn't transmit to humans.

00:34:11.000 Pretty obvious.

00:34:11.000 Pretty simple.

00:34:12.000 With a disease that spreads through the air.

00:34:13.000 Taking pills without reading the label.

00:34:14.000 Like, it's, it's pretty easy.

00:34:16.000 It spreads through droplets, not aerosols.

00:34:17.000 So I kind of don't have a problem listening to people and not talking about when they also are making sense.

00:34:22.000 When you look at ingredients on your food, do you go to the packing plant and then re-examine everything?

00:34:29.000 I look at the ingredient profile, of course.

00:34:30.000 I just read the ingredients.

00:34:32.000 Read the ingredients and make sure it's from a reputable company.

00:34:34.000 Yeah, oh my god, I wore a mask!

00:34:36.000 I can't believe I wore a mask during that pandemic. 1.00

00:34:39.000 Oh, that was so f***ing stupid of me. 1.00

00:34:42.000 I should never have listened to these scientists that spent their whole life studying this. 1.00

00:34:46.000 Which scientists?

00:34:47.000 I gotta think for myself.

00:34:49.000 I don't know, they always do that. 1.00

00:34:50.000 How stupid! 1.00

00:34:50.000 He says that and they like it sarcastically! 1.00

00:34:52.000 Seriously, if this was at the table next to me, I would leave the restaurant.

00:34:52.000 Think for myself!

00:34:56.000 You don't need to wear a mask.

00:34:57.000 And then he said, you do need to wear a mask.

00:34:59.000 And like, he changed his mind based on the situation, right?

00:35:04.000 Based on emails from Chinese officials, but you haven't read those.

00:35:07.000 You just trust what the tissue people tell you?

00:35:09.000 Ethan?

00:35:10.000 You trust that coffee you're drinking?

00:35:12.000 You just trust- You changed your mind?

00:35:13.000 Excellent information.

00:35:16.000 You could be making decisions that could impact your health forever by trusting that that's coffee.

00:35:20.000 I tasted it.

00:35:21.000 You're already too far out of the prison that he's set.

00:35:25.000 They tell you what to do.

00:35:26.000 You don't even have to think about it, dude.

00:35:28.000 Look, that's not a good rule of thumb for anything in life, but they act like... Man, it's a good rule. 1.00

00:35:34.000 I mean, yeah, when you're as dumb as you that can't understand sh** and you're like a biohazard. 1.00

00:35:42.000 You should listen to CDC, bro. 1.00

00:35:44.000 I know that.

00:35:46.000 I mean, what's the point of government if we don't trust these whole institutions that we've propped up, funded,

00:35:53.000 regulated?

00:35:54.000 Well, you don't even... the whole society breaks down.

00:35:57.000 You have to blindly follow it, even.

00:35:59.000 Doesn't the Israeli Jew next to him have some thoughts about that?

00:36:02.000 They had to create this whole land because they didn't trust any governments that existed?

00:36:06.000 And I support?

00:36:08.000 Wasn't America kind of based on that whole thing?

00:36:10.000 I'm just saying that. It's a bit of a stretch to say that.

00:36:12.000 Okay. During a pandemic and with an airborne virus.

00:36:15.000 Let's assume that I'm as dumb as you. 1.00

00:36:17.000 As dumb as you sound. 1.00

00:36:17.000 Spectrum could be really intelligent. 1.00

00:36:18.000 talking about droplets. Look, look, okay. Let's assume, let's assume that I'm as, as

00:36:25.000 dumb as you. As dumb as you sound, okay? You could be, you know, could, listen. 1.00

00:36:30.000 Never know. Spectrum could be really intelligent. As dumb as you sound right 0.98

00:36:34.000 now. Let's assume we're both dumb. 1.00

00:36:37.000 Okay, this comes down to a worldview. 0.99

00:36:40.000 Let's assume that we're both not doctors.

00:36:42.000 You say we should trust up these institutions who we've propped up.

00:36:45.000 By the way, we haven't necessarily propped them up.

00:36:49.000 Is Fauci, was he voted in?

00:36:52.000 That's one of the arguments.

00:36:54.000 But I know you haven't gone that far out from the trunk into the branches.

00:36:57.000 One of the arguments is you have one of the highest paid officials in government, some of the most highly paid officials in government, never held private office and there's never been an election.

00:37:05.000 So to act as though we should blindly trust these organizations, your worldview is We're so dumb we should trust the World Health Organization, who said no human-to-human transmission, who said no way there's a lab leak, and then YouTube banned people who suggested it. 0.97

00:37:18.000 You're saying we should blindly trust the CDC because everyone is too dumb out there. 0.98

00:37:22.000 You believe that your audience is so dumb they couldn't possibly do their own research, and you actively discourage it. 0.99

00:37:29.000 So, let's assume neither one of us are doctors. 1.00

00:37:31.000 We're both dumb. 0.90

00:37:32.000 The difference is we actually provide sources and references every single day. 0.97

00:37:38.000 Bring those up right there.

00:37:40.000 CDC, World Health Organization, PubMed.

00:37:43.000 And by the way, every single one of those, every single show, you can go to ladderwithcrowder.com.

00:37:48.000 Go to the actual post of the video, and we provide all of these references below.

00:37:54.000 We have all of these links below where you can see, and we put them in the description.

00:37:57.000 Why?

00:37:58.000 Because I don't believe that people should trust me blindly, nor the World Health Organization, nor the CDC.

00:38:02.000 Nor anyone.

00:38:03.000 My worldview is, you should of course aggregate the word and the advice, the wise counsel, of scientists, of medics.

00:38:12.000 By the way, not just Fauci, I include doctors who've seen a patient.

00:38:20.000 And then verify it with your own research.

00:38:22.000 Also, it's not pro-science to trust one person.

00:38:26.000 When about half of the scientific community, for example, was saying, hey, this thing may have leaked in a lab, scientists from China, who some defected, disappeared, right?

00:38:35.000 You wouldn't know that, but maybe you could go check out our sources on our website and maybe you'll understand this a little bit.

00:38:38.000 Those scientists were saying one thing.

00:38:41.000 But the organization who you go into bat for, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, banned that information from getting out.

00:38:46.000 So it's just two different worldviews. 0.94

00:38:47.000 You believe that your audience is so dumb they couldn't be trusted with the ability to research freely. 0.96

00:38:52.000 That's the pro-censorship mindset that permeates the world right now. 0.97

00:38:56.000 I believe in discussions with people regardless of what they believe.

00:39:00.000 That we provide, what, minimum 30, sometimes 120 references per day.

00:39:05.000 Almost all neutral, like PubMed, scientific journals, or left, like New York Times.

00:39:09.000 You're not going to find a whole lot of conservative sources in there.

00:39:11.000 Do you do it?

00:39:12.000 But you're thinking about it, bro.

00:39:14.000 If I have a headache, I just go to the medicine cabinet, take whatevs, and hope it goes away.

00:39:18.000 Just grab some pills, bro.

00:39:19.000 Just take some stuff.

00:39:20.000 See what happens.

00:39:22.000 And then he didn't really have a whole... What were you going to say?

00:39:23.000 I was going to say, I feel like to rebut him, we could have just played him.

00:39:27.000 When he said, when he said, listen, you don't have to think about it. 1.00

00:39:29.000 And he's like, no, what I meant is that if you're too stupid, you just need to trust them. 1.00

00:39:33.000 Dude. 1.00

00:39:33.000 No, you just claimed that you didn't have to think about it. 1.00

00:39:36.000 I don't even know who this guy is here over there.

00:39:39.000 He hasn't even done like videos that used to get millions of plays and now podcasts that get a few thousand, bro.

00:39:44.000 Or so.

00:39:44.000 I don't even know why you think you should use that portion of your brain.

00:39:48.000 We use 10%.

00:39:49.000 I use 2%.

00:39:51.000 Why would I use 10% of my brain?

00:39:53.000 It just tells us what to do.

00:39:55.000 My brain's like milk but I don't even read the book. 1.00

00:39:57.000 Yeah, that's so dumb. 0.99

00:40:00.000 I'm glad this is going to be good long term for our relationship. 0.98

00:40:04.000 What happened to trust but verify?

00:40:05.000 Trust but verify.

00:40:06.000 You believe in elitism.

00:40:07.000 You believe that there is a government savior coming for you in every realm and that you should listen to them.

00:40:13.000 Well, that's how authoritarians come to power.

00:40:15.000 Why do you think a doctor doesn't prescribe you some stuff?

00:40:17.000 He's like, look, I'm just gonna write it on here.

00:40:20.000 There you go.

00:40:20.000 Whatever.

00:40:21.000 They'll know.

00:40:21.000 What does it do, huh?

00:40:23.000 By the way, since you're so pro-pharmaceutical company, and by the way, no we're not anti-vax, I've talked about how many people should get vaccinated, particularly old people, my mother who has pneumonia, I think then people need to make a decision.

00:40:33.000 I think people have their own freedoms, you know.

00:40:36.000 Constitution would be an easy reference to start with.

00:40:38.000 It's a big document.

00:40:39.000 But this idea that I'm anti-vax, but since now all of a sudden you're this pro-pharmaceutical company guy, well listen, the reason that I do actually ask is because the commercials say, ask your doctor about Abilify.

00:40:51.000 You go to the doctor and it's like, well, there's nothing I can do.

00:40:53.000 You're just going to have a psoriatic arthritis for the rest of your life.

00:40:55.000 What about mild to plaque?

00:40:57.000 What about Abilify?

00:40:57.000 Severe psoriasis.

00:40:58.000 Well, I guess we could try that.

00:40:59.000 So they tell me to ask my doctor.

00:41:03.000 I'm following those doctors, the pharmacists.

00:41:05.000 So, you know, the point is when you just follow one person, eventually, you know, the blind mice get their tails cut off, which should never be told as a bedtime story.

00:41:12.000 Jeffrey Dahmer story.

00:41:13.000 Okay.

00:41:13.000 Very sad.

00:41:14.000 He sort of mocked me, you, you, and ran out of steam and got to, I guess what is considered in the YouTube world, a roast. 0.97

00:41:24.000 There's so much to say because I haven't really talked about him, but the dude has such small d*** energy that he's wearing a holster. 0.99

00:41:31.000 He wears a f***ing gun holster, bro. 0.99

00:41:34.000 Oh my god. 0.99

00:41:35.000 Like he's so... Me and 35% of Americans.

00:41:38.000 He needs a gun holster to feel like masculine.

00:41:41.000 Wait, he's wearing it as like an accessory?

00:41:43.000 Yeah, always.

00:41:43.000 Yeah.

00:41:44.000 Yes.

00:41:45.000 He wears a gun holster, bro.

00:41:48.000 And he's got tissues next to him in case, you know...

00:41:51.000 Finish the joke, buddy, in case, you know, there's a premise.

00:41:51.000 He starts crying.

00:41:55.000 In case he starts crying and his mascara starts running. 0.99

00:41:58.000 Look at this f***ing dude! 0.99

00:42:00.000 He's such beta energy with the f***ing cigar, the holster. 0.99

00:42:04.000 All these dudes, the cigar thing is just... 0.94

00:42:07.000 The overcompensation is real.

00:42:09.000 Is this guy trying to dress like Marty McFly or is that actually an outfit he wears?

00:42:14.000 Oh, there's laziness again.

00:42:15.000 It was a Back to the Future themed episode.

00:42:19.000 So sick. 0.99

00:42:20.000 It's so f***ing manly to just have a big brown turd in your mouth all the time. 0.99

00:42:24.000 And a holster? 0.99

00:42:26.000 Man.

00:42:27.000 With the Kleenex.

00:42:28.000 Let me just say, first of all, you have... Hold on a second!

00:42:30.000 Get out of here! 0.99

00:42:31.000 That's due to allergies, okay?

00:42:33.000 So I had a bronchial thing, which is community guidelines in a mutable condition.

00:42:38.000 It's genetic.

00:42:39.000 But I guess there's a ceasefire here so we can talk about any genetic conditions like the lack of chin, lack of beard, 120 pound man wearing the Cinderella bandana on his head trying to compensate with a beard that he uses just for men, or the Eyeball phrase like E.T.

00:42:54.000 in the cornfield? 1.00

00:42:55.000 It's so stupid, bro. 1.00

00:42:57.000 The point is, immutable characteristics, let's be careful. 1.00

00:43:01.000 But you were about to say something, I know.

00:43:03.000 Well, you've always liked cigars.

00:43:04.000 You're on a show to promote responsible gun ownership.

00:43:09.000 Yes.

00:43:09.000 And then it's the same way as they have to look like Wayne and Garth transitioning to kind of be the further reach of YouTube censorship.

00:43:18.000 To let you know to kind of put you in your... Now we have to be careful because I don't know because they can say you're so fucking so stupid bro I can't believe you're thinking for yourself look at him he's got a small dick but he's the kind of guy who then goes to YouTube and supports people being banned. 0.99

00:43:33.000 Ethan, it's gotta suck to look yourself in the mirror and know that you've entirely changed who you are and your content To appease the powers that be. 0.99

00:43:42.000 Look, maybe you didn't.

00:43:43.000 Maybe you had a change of heart where all of a sudden you don't care about free speech and expression and you're pro-YouTube and you're pro-deplatforming and you're pro-demonetization.

00:43:50.000 But let's be honest, that one of us here has changed our point of view.

00:43:52.000 And yes, I do carry a holster, like many Americans, tens of millions of Americans.

00:43:57.000 To promote, to normalize responsible firearm ownership.

00:43:57.000 Why?

00:44:01.000 You know, like liberals with abortions, or you, to promote normalizing the discouraging of seeking one's own information and resources.

00:44:12.000 I'm passionate about educating people on firearm use.

00:44:16.000 You're passionate about people not educating themselves on anything.

00:44:20.000 Different strokes.

00:44:21.000 Or shaving a patch beard.

00:44:23.000 If he had just looked into you a little bit, he'd be like, oh yeah, Steven doesn't need a gun in just about any street fight he would ever get into.

00:44:30.000 And too much jujitsu.

00:44:32.000 No, no, no, that would be compensating.

00:44:33.000 Just like cigars.

00:44:35.000 It's not like an entire industry of people have enjoyed cigars passed down for generations because it's an artisan product that is delicious. 0.99

00:44:43.000 No, it must be because I have an Ethan Klein penis. 0.99

00:44:46.000 Right, absolutely. 1.00

00:44:47.000 It's all penis size. 1.00

00:44:48.000 And look, you can come after us. 1.00

00:44:49.000 The whole time he's just thinking about your dick. 1.00

00:44:52.000 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

00:44:53.000 You want to come after us, that's fine.

00:44:54.000 Just make the arguments real.

00:44:56.000 I don't know that I want you to come after me, and it's not because, it's just that I don't know that eventually you'll know how to quit me.

00:45:05.000 And now we're back to tips.

00:45:06.000 Look, let me also, one thing too that I want to say.

00:45:10.000 It doesn't feel real quick though, just as it's being- it's essentially just censorship being disguised as a let's get high and have fun podcast.

00:45:17.000 Yeah, let's think about anything.

00:45:19.000 Trust.

00:45:20.000 He's like Doug Benson without pot or movies, just nothing.

00:45:23.000 Well look, here's one thing too, and I want to say this because we're going to get to this- well you know what, first let's go to the next clip where I guess he ran out- you ran out of steam, Ethan.

00:45:23.000 Right, yeah.

00:45:30.000 Sorry, I keep wanting to say H3H3, but I really- it's not like your name is Ethan, it's just- it's not like Cher.

00:45:36.000 Maybe it is!

00:45:39.000 Something about being a conservative grifter?

00:45:40.000 This is another, you know, again, this is what you see from the left.

00:45:43.000 Don't educate yourself, and then ascribe motive.

00:45:46.000 Here we go.

00:45:46.000 Right.

00:45:47.000 I was telling Dan, I'm like, I wish that I would just be a conservative.

00:45:50.000 It'd be like, so much easy money.

00:45:52.000 It's the easiest grift in the game.

00:45:54.000 Every take is so obvious.

00:45:56.000 It's like, everyone has the same opinion.

00:45:59.000 Oh, I thought it was a bandana.

00:46:01.000 It's a wet bandit spirit.

00:46:03.000 Look, um, okay.

00:46:05.000 First off, Griff, I've been here since 2006, been doing political videos since 2007 I believe, maybe 2008 on YouTube.

00:46:13.000 Look, there was no money in it, okay?

00:46:16.000 Regardless, can we at least agree that regardless of where you and I line up, One of us was going upstream here, and it wasn't the guy doing Vape Nation, bro, okay?

00:46:25.000 It was wildly unpopular, and unlike yourself, I've never changed who I am.

00:46:30.000 This is why our program is growing, and yours isn't, because people were introduced to your show through a kind of content.

00:46:35.000 And I say this to everyone out there, because this happens a lot on YouTube, right?

00:46:38.000 You start with content, you have a few viral videos, and then you say, well, we can't do this again.

00:46:43.000 Hey, I know!

00:46:44.000 Which way's it going?

00:46:45.000 Podcast!

00:46:46.000 It's like the Chocolate Rain Kid, you know, then all of a sudden doing social justice issue podcasts about, you know, like, lesbian funk, or whatever the hell it is.

00:46:46.000 I can host!

00:46:54.000 That's a bubble rainbow for affirmative action.

00:46:57.000 We're just sitting there like, no, it doesn't work.

00:46:58.000 And I will say this, I have been an advocate of New media for a very long time, right?

00:47:02.000 I was at Fox for years, and obviously stand-up, Dave still does stand-up, came up doing that.

00:47:08.000 New media, I know it's not new media, that term is sort of a misnomer, but we've lived with it our whole life, but I use that term to frame it, new media versus legacy media, you know, the CNN, ABCs, NBC, CBS.

00:47:17.000 And I always thought they were wrong.

00:47:19.000 I thought the good part about new media before the sort of censorship wave was, hey, no gatekeepers, right?

00:47:24.000 People can go out there, And create content and find their audience.

00:47:28.000 Now, the downside to that is there's a billion podcasts.

00:47:31.000 And so, when I would have these conversations with legacy media, they would say, yeah, the problem there is that any Tom, Dick, or Harry can sit down and talk into a microphone, and they don't understand that we had an audition process with radio shows and television shows where you had to be interesting or some marketable, discernible skill set that would be valued as some kind of an entertainment commodity.

00:47:49.000 And when they were saying that, look, this is why new media is never going to go anywhere, they would show a show like yours.

00:47:55.000 And so, in providing resources and sketches and guests, we'll have a politician. 0.89

00:48:02.000 We'll have Rudy Giuliani on.

00:48:03.000 I know you don't like him, but he was mayor of New York, right?

00:48:05.000 And Times Man of the Year.

00:48:06.000 And then we'll have a multiple-time, peer-reviewed, published medical scientist.

00:48:11.000 We'll have an oncologist.

00:48:12.000 We'll have an epidemiologist, is the word that you were looking for.

00:48:15.000 Because we want to elevate the platform.

00:48:18.000 You're incapable of it.

00:48:19.000 The reason that legacy media disrespected new media for a long time is because of content like yours.

00:48:25.000 And I think that's why now you've become their toady.

00:48:28.000 That's why you have to ingratiate yourself to Susan Wojcicki and CNN and Vox and advocate for the removal and deplatforming of people.

00:48:35.000 Because what else you got?

00:48:37.000 Look, I don't dislike you.

00:48:39.000 I want to... I criticize an idea, okay?

00:48:43.000 You only do YouTube pissing contests with people.

00:48:45.000 That's not what I do.

00:48:46.000 That's not what I'm interested in doing. 0.97

00:48:47.000 I just think that it's a bad thing to tell kids that it's stupid to think about issues or do your own research. 0.56

00:48:54.000 I disagree with that idea! 0.71

00:48:55.000 And saying that it's easy money, like it's a grift that's easy, do you understand what demonetization is?

00:49:01.000 Which you advocate!

00:49:02.000 Exactly, do you understand that?

00:49:03.000 You support!

00:49:04.000 They don't pay us even though sponsors are ready, willing, and able to put ads on our channel.

00:49:09.000 They won't let us have it for even the most benign of content.

00:49:11.000 Hours of research.

00:49:12.000 So easy.

00:49:13.000 To him, it's the easiest grip ever.

00:49:14.000 He doesn't do what we do, bro, which is put on beanies.

00:49:17.000 Just sit here, bro.

00:49:18.000 And tell the story with our eyebrows.

00:49:19.000 Tim Allen lost a show.

00:49:21.000 Anybody who's even remotely right-wing in the Hollywood industry has lost everything.

00:49:25.000 Get that argument out of here.

00:49:26.000 What an easy grift.

00:49:28.000 Yes, what an easy grift.

00:49:29.000 There's all those right-wing specials you see on Netflix.

00:49:33.000 And even though you're Mr. Potty Mouth, how many strikes just for actually taking a stand?

00:49:40.000 Let's just think about that.

00:49:41.000 Not hate speech.

00:49:42.000 We've never been accused of hate speech, violence.

00:49:44.000 Just taking a stand.

00:49:45.000 Ever willing to take unpopular opinions?

00:49:47.000 Ever willing to swim upstream?

00:49:49.000 No.

00:49:49.000 Instead, and this is where we really differ, and this is where I do think it's actually shameful, because once upon a time, Ethan Klein would have people, for people out there who know, this is a big show on YouTube, for other people watching, if they're still watching.

00:49:59.000 I know most of them don't care about this, but they have a lot of young people who tune in.

00:50:03.000 You would have Jordan Peterson on, and really, you remember, you used to watch him.

00:50:07.000 Yeah.

00:50:08.000 Back in the day, he was really funny.

00:50:09.000 He was one of the few guys who was sort of anti-SJW censorship.

00:50:13.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:50:14.000 And then flipped.

00:50:15.000 Yeah, his content's completely different.

00:50:17.000 He kind of dropped off.

00:50:18.000 A totally different person.

00:50:19.000 I don't care if you don't like the content.

00:50:20.000 Totally different person in that now, You advocate, now I've never, ever, I want to be clear, I don't think your channel should be demonetized or taken down, even though I think it's really, really bad to tell kids not to do research.

00:50:31.000 I think that's bad.

00:50:32.000 I think it's almost anti-educational.

00:50:35.000 Hopefully I pronounced that about as correctly as you did Epidemiologist.

00:50:37.000 I think I'm about right.

00:50:38.000 Even if what you put out is so boring it's anti-content.

00:50:40.000 Yes, it's anti-content.

00:50:43.000 It's where comedy goes to die.

00:50:47.000 And Bill Burr's respect.

00:50:48.000 So I think this is something that is... No, no, his respect for... Listen, I'm like our friend there who's dressed like Marty McFly.

00:50:56.000 I've done research on this program.

00:50:58.000 It was very painful.

00:50:59.000 That is the funniest video.

00:51:00.000 I felt like in Scarface where someone's going, you're gonna watch your friend die now!

00:51:04.000 I gotta do two more hours of this!

00:51:06.000 It's really a Clockwork Orange moment.

00:51:08.000 I can do this all night, bro.

00:51:10.000 Can't you just develop some form of narcolepsy and call it a day?

00:51:14.000 So this is the big difference here.

00:51:17.000 I would never advocate that you be removed even though you're espousing bad ideas.

00:51:22.000 I would never advocate that other people out there who espouse what I believe are bad ideas and provide no substantiation and frankly bully for a living, this is what he does, goes after often

00:51:31.000 smaller channels, I still think that you have the right to do it. The

00:51:34.000 difference here is you, Ethan Klein, and this is what happens with liberals,

00:51:39.000 not only lines up with it consistently, supports active

00:51:44.000 deplatforming, demonetizing, and removing points of view.

00:51:47.000 Which I don't know how you come up as an independent content creator

00:51:51.000 and then do this. The quartering is without a doubt a social justice warrior, except the causes he fights for

00:52:00.000 are just different. I sentence him to be banned from Twitter

00:52:03.000 and demonetized 20 billion times. It's the 15 videos, it's the misleading

00:52:10.000 thumbnails, it's the joking about killing her, it's encouraging the audience to go raid her discord and try to 1.00

00:52:16.000 get banned and giving a cash prize.

00:52:18.000 I mean, dude, there's this whole thing of like, they came for Leafy, and you laughed, and next they came for you, and nobody was there.

00:52:26.000 It's like, dude, no.

00:52:28.000 Don't say it's like, dude.

00:52:30.000 Explain, dude, what it is like.

00:52:32.000 I think he was locked out of uploading for a time, but yeah.

00:52:39.000 I think at the moment he can, it's just that if he gets another strike, he'll be completely banned from the platform, and so he's out of an abundance of caution not uploading.

00:52:47.000 Got it.

00:52:48.000 That's a good idea.

00:52:49.000 I mean, I've seen his content.

00:52:50.000 I mean, the one about me was bordering on COVID misinformation.

00:52:55.000 Wow!

00:52:56.000 Like, he was flirting with it.

00:52:58.000 How? 1.00

00:52:58.000 There's certain things that Joe's been saying that's, like, dangerous, like the COVID shit. 1.00

00:53:02.000 Like, don't get- he's telling his audience, don't get the shot. 1.00

00:53:05.000 He's saying masks are for pussies. 0.99

00:53:07.000 He literally, just like the other day- Didn't Fauci have to correct what Mr. Rogan said on his podcast? 0.99

00:53:13.000 Yeah.

00:53:14.000 He said young, healthy people do need to get the vaccine.

00:53:16.000 Now, look, look, look, look.

00:53:17.000 This is important here.

00:53:19.000 I don't know everyone who he's talked to.

00:53:20.000 It was a long list.

00:53:21.000 We had to shorten down the montage of people he's attempted to get banned or removed.

00:53:24.000 And maybe, maybe some people were actually breaking the law, you know, actually calling the... I don't know.

00:53:29.000 Yeah.

00:53:30.000 But I do know that doesn't matter.

00:53:32.000 Sort of like when people say, abortion, what about for incest or rape?

00:53:35.000 And you go, oh, okay, alright.

00:53:37.000 If we allow abortion for incest or rape, can we then get rid of all late-term abortions?

00:53:40.000 Well, no!

00:53:40.000 Well, then don't bring it up.

00:53:41.000 Don't bring up that this person was actually breaking the law with speech, because you think that it was medical misinformation to laugh at you for saying, don't even think about it, bro.

00:53:54.000 Come on, man!

00:53:54.000 Do you not see the dangerous march toward fascism?

00:53:58.000 Not march!

00:53:58.000 You're there!

00:53:59.000 You've reached King Koopa of fascism!

00:54:02.000 You're jumping over and hitting the key!

00:54:05.000 I can't believe this!

00:54:06.000 This is what's so scary, is when you have people who have the ear of executives at YouTube, who get these branding deals, and they say, it's almost medical misinformation.

00:54:15.000 It's almost medical misinformation, bro, to say that you should think about it.

00:54:20.000 Thinking about it would be something that he should definitely look into.

00:54:24.000 Maybe for some of the future shows that he has.

00:54:27.000 Oh, I think he's super.

00:54:28.000 I think it's a good show.

00:54:31.000 I think it's ridiculous because in that clip we just played a second ago, he didn't quite get to this point.

00:54:36.000 He's like, yeah, I haven't heard of anybody.

00:54:38.000 I think the second guy.

00:54:39.000 I don't know who he is.

00:54:40.000 He's got this monitor over here.

00:54:41.000 Somebody else is on there.

00:54:42.000 Somebody's on the phone.

00:54:44.000 Anyway, whatever that is.

00:54:45.000 It's Satan.

00:54:46.000 It could be on speed dial.

00:54:49.000 Basically just said, you don't get de-platformed unless you're like ISIS. 0.84

00:54:52.000 And I'm like, do you understand when words come out of your mouth, do you think about them first or do they just happen?

00:54:58.000 Yeah, do you realize Hamas is still on Twitter and Donald Trump isn't?

00:55:01.000 Do you realize the Ayatollah is still on Twitter and Donald Trump isn't?

00:55:05.000 Do you realize there are still beheading videos and we were removed from YouTube? 0.98

00:55:10.000 There's penis or dildo videos that are still not censored for age. 0.89

00:55:15.000 He goes, yeah, listen, it's good to deplatform people if it's like ISIS, but you just said I borderlined on ISIS by suggesting people think! 0.97

00:55:23.000 Or rate a label.

00:55:24.000 Rate a label!

00:55:25.000 Or quote the CDC, depending on the date.

00:55:28.000 Oh my gosh.

00:55:29.000 That's insane.

00:55:30.000 I mean, it really is.

00:55:31.000 No, it's really scary.

00:55:32.000 It's really scary not only because it's so unbelievably talentless and unentertaining, but it's scary because you have kids going, okay, I won't read.

00:55:40.000 And making fun of the saying that... I hope that everyone watching this is wearing those half hard-boiled egg short helmets.

00:55:47.000 Well, no, and I'm not saying it's the three most talentless people in L.A.

00:55:51.000 I would never say that.

00:55:52.000 No, no, no.

00:55:53.000 There's a lot of non-talent in L.A.

00:55:55.000 The whole saying that there was nobody left to help you was built out of an era where there was nobody left to help anyone and it was trying to make sure we didn't get there again and you're a guy advocating for censorship saying don't worry about the saying that's supposed to be helpful.

00:56:07.000 Well, dude, they're not going to come after him because he's in with the elites.

00:56:11.000 He thinks!

00:56:12.000 Well, listen, at least for now.

00:56:13.000 Well, he was roped in for it because he's Yeah, then I had a lawyer on to say that this is the issue.

00:56:19.000 Wait, he had a lawyer on his show?

00:56:21.000 Yeah, to talk about YouTube.

00:56:23.000 Again, they got it all wrong.

00:56:24.000 They didn't even get it right as far as what half-Asian bill has filed.

00:56:28.000 And this is the problem, okay?

00:56:29.000 This is how rumors get started.

00:56:31.000 I'm a video lawyer.

00:56:31.000 I have a problem with your ideas.

00:56:33.000 I want to be clear about it.

00:56:34.000 I have a problem with the kinds of concepts that you were actually espousing and preaching to young kids, okay?

00:56:39.000 I really do. 0.99

00:56:40.000 But I also want to be clear here, there's a problem with either you are so lazy that you are incapable of doing basic research, or you are a compulsive liar. 0.99

00:56:51.000 Here we go. 0.98

00:56:52.000 I have an email, by the way, from his, like, one of his producers trying to get me to come on the show.

00:56:59.000 Here, I'll read it, because there's some funny excerpts in it.

00:57:01.000 So, hi, I'm a celebrity talent booker.

00:57:05.000 For Louder With Crowder, I'd love to book Ethan Klein.

00:57:09.000 Ethan?

00:57:10.000 Ethan Klein.

00:57:10.000 Who?

00:57:11.000 Bold.

00:57:11.000 They even bolded my name.

00:57:12.000 Because it's a clickbait for him.

00:57:13.000 He doesn't even realize it.

00:57:15.000 Please click on it.

00:57:16.000 He probably thinks he has a real letter from Santa Claus.

00:57:18.000 Louder With Crowder is a syndicated show hosted by Steven Crowder, stand-up comedian.

00:57:28.000 He was a post for four years on Fox News.

00:57:30.000 He was their youngest ever contributor.

00:57:33.000 It said Roger Ailes even had a round with him.

00:57:40.000 There's a laugh?

00:57:42.000 Stephen's irreverent, edgy, yet distinctively conservative style has thrust him into the national success of tearing on most major cable shows.

00:57:55.000 And then when I didn't respond, this booker was so desperate to get me, she said, she responded... In such demand with fictional bookers.

00:58:02.000 Five days later, good morning, following up on the below request, can we find a day that works?

00:58:06.000 I'll continue why it's a lie.

00:58:08.000 Forward me the original email again.

00:58:11.000 Okay.

00:58:11.000 Well, first of all, they emailed him with a prank call.

00:58:16.000 To be clear, let me just...

00:58:18.000 You know what?

00:58:19.000 Under penalty of perjury.

00:58:21.000 Gerald?

00:58:21.000 Uh-huh?

00:58:22.000 Have I ever had a female booker? 1.00

00:58:23.000 Uh, that would be a no.

00:58:24.000 That would be a no.

00:58:25.000 I've never had a female booker.

00:58:26.000 That is either a lie or, again, you are so la- I'm just gonna say it. 1.00

00:58:30.000 So mind-numbingly stupid that you don't understand or you couldn't be bothered to do your own basic research that this comes from a click farm that people use all the time to try and attach themselves to famous people. 1.00

00:58:40.000 I don't know who that is. 1.00

00:58:42.000 No one reached out to you.

00:58:43.000 I've never worked with that person.

00:58:44.000 That's how rumors get started.

00:58:46.000 This is what happens when our best booker reached out to her.

00:58:48.000 Another thing, he says, Steven ducked out of Politicon.

00:58:51.000 Hey Joe, let me ask you.

00:58:52.000 Political conferences are festivals.

00:58:54.000 What's my policy?

00:58:55.000 You hate them.

00:58:56.000 It's like the plague.

00:58:57.000 You can go back.

00:58:59.000 I hosted CPAC for four years and then never again.

00:59:03.000 I think it's been seven years.

00:59:04.000 I did one with Yaf as a favor to a friend.

00:59:07.000 Look, this is how things get.

00:59:08.000 So he ducked from Politicon.

00:59:11.000 It's like if someone says you want to do Politicon and like you know my dad's my booger said no it's like I can call out Mike Tyson it doesn't mean he ducked me yeah you go look he's so desperate to have me on because this uh this letter from Mrs. Claus was saying that uh we want to it's it's just not true It doesn't exist!

00:59:27.000 Well, and by the way, even if it didn't happen, but if you had reached out to him, it'd basically be destroying his entire point.

00:59:34.000 I want you to come on the show and say your point of view as much as you're terrible at it, right?

00:59:38.000 You didn't!

00:59:39.000 Here's the thing, and I want to be really clear about this.

00:59:41.000 Do you have something you're about to say there, Dave?

00:59:42.000 Oh no, I'm just enjoying the show.

00:59:44.000 You didn't disguise yourself as a lady and send out a mass email with his name clearly inserted and bold?

00:59:50.000 I mean, I may have gone on rocket mail and been like, hey!

00:59:54.000 It's like the Simpsons Krusty Kamp words.

00:59:56.000 I hope you can't do welcome, Counselor Black, to Kamp Krusty! 0.99

01:00:00.000 He's like, we would love to book Ethan Klein.

01:00:06.000 Oh, I misspelled my name. 1.00

01:00:07.000 Your book is so stupid, bro. 1.00

01:00:08.000 Couldn't even spell Klein. 1.00

01:00:10.000 Emboldened it.

01:00:13.000 I didn't even know his name till just now.

01:00:15.000 Right.

01:00:15.000 Which I guess is another thing he felt about me.

01:00:18.000 He's like, I don't know who that is, which is the most meaningless insult you can possibly get these days.

01:00:22.000 It's like, look at your show.

01:00:24.000 Look at what you've done.

01:00:24.000 Well, that's what it is.

01:00:25.000 Look, and objectively, I will say, look, we've talked about this.

01:00:29.000 Dave Landau, why is Dave Landau funny?

01:00:31.000 Well, A, because people think he's funny.

01:00:33.000 People pay money to see him be funny, right?

01:00:35.000 People have done that for a long time and professionals pay money to see him be funny.

01:00:39.000 Humor is largely subjective, right?

01:00:41.000 But there are objective sort of guardrails.

01:00:43.000 We've talked about this where you have, okay, objectively, right?

01:00:46.000 My left, your right.

01:00:46.000 You have like Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, those kinds of people.

01:00:52.000 And then you have, objectively, people who are unfunny, where nobody likes them, the kinds of people who do open mics for years at a time and no one goes to see.

01:00:58.000 Ethan.

01:00:59.000 Ethan, right?

01:01:00.000 People like that.

01:01:00.000 And then in the middle, maybe you have your people like your Jerry Seinfelds, your Richard Jennings, your Dave Landows, or maybe it's not for you.

01:01:10.000 You aren't for anyone.

01:01:13.000 We've just watched you.

01:01:14.000 Just the premise.

01:01:15.000 Why does he have a tissue?

01:01:16.000 Why does he have a tissue, bro?

01:01:18.000 It's like, is it for?

01:01:19.000 Yes.

01:01:20.000 Yes.

01:01:21.000 Is it for some type of compensation?

01:01:23.000 Masturbatory fantasy for Donald Trump?

01:01:25.000 Is it for some kind of catching?

01:01:28.000 We didn't know that AIDS was aerosol.

01:01:30.000 I mean, just I could write you 15 punchlines.

01:01:31.000 I'm not saying they'll be gold, but at least we're swinging the bat.

01:01:34.000 And I don't know that you could also physically swing a bat.

01:01:38.000 Not accurately.

01:01:40.000 So, objectively, I just, in wanting to elevate new media and new content, which is why we have guests and sources and videos and sketches.

01:01:49.000 Research.

01:01:49.000 It's more, the only thing offense, I know I've offended you, the only thing offensive about you is the lack of any discernible talent or skill set whatsoever, but I know that nothing I could say here Could sting nearly as much as you knowing the dwindling audience who no longer respects you because of a 180 on your worldview.

01:02:09.000 I'm sure the shame that you feel is punishment enough, but I am benevolent, so look.

01:02:15.000 I will say, this time I'll have my actual booker, my dad, write a joke about his dad, bro.

01:02:21.000 Yep, my dad works for me, doesn't he?

01:02:23.000 Your wife is on a show, my dad actually worked in relations, worked in customer relations and booking before.

01:02:31.000 I don't know that your wife has a resume of hosting.

01:02:35.000 If she does, Well, your dad's also proud of you and still wants to speak with you.

01:02:40.000 This is true.

01:02:40.000 I'm not saying that might be different for other people.

01:02:43.000 I'm just saying.

01:02:43.000 I have no idea.

01:02:45.000 That's entirely conjecture.

01:02:46.000 But, if I had to bet, bro, I wouldn't even have to think about it.

01:02:49.000 So, look.

01:02:52.000 I will say this.

01:02:53.000 I will never, ever, after this, address you again because I do feel like you're trying to bait people out there, trying to bait us into getting into a back-and-forth YouTube pissing contest where we never actually meet in person and never actually have a conversation.

01:03:05.000 And I just usually, so I'm going to assume that you're not lying because I never give debates or interviews to people who lie, right?

01:03:12.000 Like, hey, he said he was going to meet me at the town square.

01:03:15.000 No, I didn't.

01:03:16.000 I'm not going to give an interview.

01:03:16.000 I'm not going to be baited that way.

01:03:18.000 I think you got an email and you're dumb. 1.00

01:03:20.000 I don't think you lied. 0.99

01:03:21.000 I think that you actually believed that a booker reached out to you, but it's incorrect.

01:03:24.000 A celebrity booker.

01:03:25.000 Right, a celebrity booker.

01:03:26.000 Yeah, just so you know, I'm a celebrity in the email.

01:03:29.000 People know who I am, unlike Dave Landau.

01:03:32.000 He was fooled by the email equivalent of a talkboy.

01:03:34.000 This is Peter McAllister calling the father. 0.99

01:03:38.000 Yeah, did it end with see you later, you filthy animal? 0.97

01:03:41.000 Did he sing Cool Cat? 0.91

01:03:44.000 So, I will invite you on the show.

01:03:47.000 Ethan Klein, I will have my, you know what, I'll follow you on Twitter.

01:03:50.000 I will have Darren, my booker, reach out where you can come on this show.

01:03:54.000 And by the way, I will always be respectful.

01:03:56.000 I will never interrupt.

01:03:57.000 There's a difference between what we do here.

01:03:59.000 It will just be me, you and I, and we can discuss the difference in our worldview that 0.95

01:04:03.000 you don't believe in providing references, sources, and you think it's stupid to think 0.95

01:04:07.000 critically of any sort of governmenting body.

01:04:09.000 I disagree with you and I think it's a bad message to teach kids.

01:04:13.000 You think it's really bad that I responsibly carry a firearm.

01:04:16.000 Let's talk about the issues.

01:04:18.000 You come on my show?

01:04:19.000 I would never invite myself onto your show, but either way, whatever you're comfortable with, an even playing field, no editing, you and I can talk about it.

01:04:27.000 It is appointed to a man once.

01:04:30.000 To be invited on this show.

01:04:31.000 Gerald knows his policy as well.

01:04:33.000 You'll get this invitation once.

01:04:35.000 It's not like you can come back later two years down the line and say, oh, I'll take that.

01:04:38.000 No, no, no, no.

01:04:39.000 Just like someone said, hey, I'll sell you this car for $20,000.

01:04:40.000 You don't get to come here two years from now and say, I'll take that car.

01:04:43.000 The offer is once.

01:04:44.000 We'll reach out.

01:04:45.000 You can come onto this show.

01:04:47.000 Or I'll go on your show if you want me to, to discuss the issues.

01:04:50.000 I guarantee you that I will keep it respectful, as I always have with anyone we've debated, whether it's a Pulitzer Prize winner, or a scientist, or a mayor, doesn't matter who it is, I'll make sure that we have a civil discussion.

01:05:02.000 And if you don't, if you decline, and everyone now knows that you will, you can keep talking about me if you want, but I will never address you again, because I have no interest in going back and forth with the kind of hackery that takes place there.

01:05:15.000 Alright, that's really all I have to say about that.

01:05:17.000 And I hope, you know, I hope he takes me up on it.

01:05:19.000 He's gonna have to think about it.

01:05:20.000 It'll be interesting.

01:05:21.000 I'd just like to meet him.

01:05:22.000 He seems like a good guy.

01:05:24.000 He's the kind of guy you could have a beer with, you know?

01:05:26.000 Yeah, you know?

01:05:26.000 Just really enjoy the conversation.

01:05:28.000 A vape with, bro.

01:05:29.000 I don't drink beer because I get a headache, bro.

01:05:31.000 Oh.

01:05:31.000 And then I just take whatever.

01:05:33.000 Yeah. 0.95

01:05:34.000 Then the doctor says, take this, and I wake up and I'm really fucking sore, bro. 0.95

01:05:37.000 He's a doctor. 0.63

01:05:39.000 I watched the video for this, by the way, and I was shocked that a million people have been duped into subscribing to this.

01:05:45.000 Well, you know, I will say this.

01:05:46.000 He had content that was good in the past, and he's got a lot of those that kind of come over.

01:05:50.000 Hey, by the way, let me just say this, too.

01:05:52.000 Smash that like button, people out there who are watching right now, and we're about to go to Mug Club only.

01:05:57.000 We'll do the segment on ESG scores.

01:05:58.000 We'll keep Photoshop or not for tomorrow.

01:06:00.000 And comment!

01:06:01.000 Comment if you would like to see this out there, because I know a lot of you, you're not familiar with this person.

01:06:06.000 If you would like to see that conversation, and please, if you go over to Ethan Klein's channel, I don't advocate that you do, keep it respectful, keep it civil, show them who we are, because we don't want to be trolls, we actually want to have conversations, and we also like to have a laugh.

01:06:21.000 But oh my gosh, could you imagine, you don't even have to think about it, bro, Bill Cosby, could you imagine how much he would just beam from ear to ear if someone said that?

01:06:29.000 Oh, stay over here! 1.00

01:06:31.000 I'll go get a doctor!

01:06:33.000 He's a doctor!

01:06:35.000 He says to drink the coffee!

01:06:36.000 Yes, you should drink the coffee.

01:06:38.000 Oh, it's the science system.

01:06:38.000 I'm going to think about it, bro.

01:06:39.000 And he would just look at the camera.

01:06:43.000 Yeah, detectives show up at Casey's house and they're like, there's a smell coming from under your porch.

01:06:47.000 And he's like, yeah, you don't really got to go digging around though, right?

01:06:50.000 Good enough for me.

01:06:51.000 It's a hot summer.

01:06:53.000 Yeah, good enough for me.

01:06:54.000 All right.

01:06:55.000 Hey, listen, we actually have a whole segment here we didn't get to on the ESG scores.

01:07:00.000 Are people familiar with this?

01:07:02.000 I don't know if they are.

01:07:03.000 Okay, so this is actually, I want to make sure that I get this correct.

01:07:06.000 We're doing that in the Mug Club though, right?

01:07:07.000 Yeah, we're doing it on Mug Club.

01:07:08.000 So it's a social credit score for businesses out there.

01:07:11.000 Uh, we'll be talking about this a little bit, that actually, um, these huge CEOs are a part of, and of course, climate change, the woke agenda, LGBTQ, um, all of this is a part of a lot of these Fortune 500 companies, and it's pretty scary.

01:07:23.000 So, um, we're going to talk about it.

01:07:25.000 I don't know that this is the kind of thing people would It wouldn't be a problem on YouTube, but who knows?

01:07:28.000 Maybe Ethan Klein will make a couple of calls and then we do that little thing.

01:07:32.000 Right now, thank you so much for people who are watching on YouTube.

01:07:35.000 People who aren't, we have another hour of show.

01:07:37.000 LoudEarthCrowder.com slash MugClub and we'll be taking your chats.

Louder with Crowder - June 07, 2021

Your Move, Ethan! FINAL Rebuttal to H3H3 | Louder with Crowder

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