Mark Slapinski

00:00:00.000 After years and years of endless speculation, the truth about Justin Trudeau has finally been revealed.

00:00:05.540 An American DJ made a shocking claim during a recent podcast.

00:00:09.140 Let's take a look at that. 0.92

00:00:10.340 But that place is just a horny place. 0.97

00:00:12.260 It's where Pornhub, it's just a very porny city. 0.98

00:00:16.100 Canada, porny.

00:00:17.240 They have a hot prime minister now.

00:00:19.200 And now Katy Perry is dating Justin Trudeau.

00:00:21.040 I know. 1.00

00:00:21.860 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:00:22.580 Pretty fire. 1.00

00:00:23.160 I know so many people who like kind of.

00:00:24.540 Dated Katy Perry like me?

00:00:25.860 Oh, did you date Katy Perry?

00:00:26.760 Oh, yeah.

00:00:27.420 I meant Trudeau.

00:00:28.340 Oh, I did date Trudeau too.

00:00:29.500 Yeah, that's going to go.

00:00:31.140 That was a weird one though.

00:00:32.480 Really?

00:00:33.160 Why?

00:00:33.440 Because I'm just. 0.77

00:00:34.500 He's a prude, isn't he? 0.70

00:00:35.240 I'm not in the positions.

00:00:36.640 I call him Prudeau.

00:00:37.860 Yeah.

00:00:38.240 You met him before?

00:00:38.920 No, I haven't.

00:00:39.760 I think he's hot.

00:00:40.580 So there you have it. 0.97

00:00:41.800 Justin Trudeau has finally been confirmed as a gay man. 0.87

00:00:45.560 Now, we already knew that.

00:00:47.160 But it's good to hear someone actually confirm it for the world.

00:00:50.220 Now, for some quick context, DJ Diplo is an American producer and DJ.

00:00:55.020 To be quite frank, I've never heard of this guy.

00:00:56.740 But I don't really follow music that much.

00:00:59.320 I'm more focused on politics.

00:01:01.040 Now, people have been speculating about this for years.

00:01:03.660 Years and years. 0.99

00:01:05.080 Justin Trudeau walks like a gay man. 1.00

00:01:07.200 He talks like a gay man. 1.00

00:01:08.700 And he sits like a gay man. 0.99

00:01:10.940 And it became really clear that he was gay or at least could be gay when he posted a picture 0.97

00:01:16.380 of him and his son going to the Barbie movie. 0.98

00:01:18.780 Only a gay man could do such a thing. 1.00

00:01:20.720 And let me stress, there's absolutely nothing wrong with being gay. 0.92

00:01:25.400 Nothing wrong at all.

00:01:26.700 But Justin Trudeau should have been honest with us.

00:01:29.380 He spent most of his life at least pretending to be a straight man.

00:01:32.480 And I think that's wrong.

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00:01:51.980 Alright, for the next part, we're going to watch Fox News and the United States rip Justin

00:01:56.140 Trudeau apart.

00:01:56.960 We have a nauseating new couple alert.

00:01:59.640 Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry.

00:02:02.660 I was hoping it was a fluke back in July when they were seen dining at Le Violo.

00:02:08.260 Oh, oh, oh, in Montréal.

00:02:10.340 But it appears the PDA is real or at least really, really forced because they were on

00:02:20.680 her yacht in Southern California, just off the coast of Santa Barbara, apparently. 0.99

00:02:26.580 And he's grabbing her ass like in full view. 0.99

00:02:29.360 They know that she's going to be hounded by paparazzi. 0.99

00:02:33.200 No one really cares about him because he's like, if Gavin Newsom were a eunuch, that would

00:02:41.860 be Justin Trudeau. 0.96

00:02:43.600 Like, such an unattractive soy boy who's also obsessed with wearing blackface. 1.00

00:02:51.300 Now, Katy Perry obviously has questionable taste in men. 1.00

00:02:56.360 She had a disastrous marriage to Russell Brand, who by all accounts, I mean, he's been on some

00:03:01.520 Fox shows.

00:03:01.920 Everyone says he's really nice.

00:03:02.960 Whatever.

00:03:03.660 Some bad accusations leveled at him.

00:03:06.780 Who knows if they're true?

00:03:08.240 I hope they're not for his sake.

00:03:09.780 But they didn't have a good marriage.

00:03:12.100 This is the part of me that you never, ever, ever take away from me.

00:03:17.960 So, you know, sticks and stones, stop throwing me your bone.

00:03:22.040 That's what Katy Perry wrote about Russell Brand.

00:03:24.600 And then she was with Orlando Bloom.

00:03:28.100 And I know I've said this before on this podcast and maybe on the TV.

00:03:33.840 He had a body treatment at my house.

00:03:35.960 So Orlando Bloom and I are practically best friends.

00:03:38.840 So I can't say she has a disastrous taste in men because of Orlando Bloom because he was

00:03:42.640 Legolas.

00:03:42.960 He has not been a good actor in literally anything but the Lord of the Rings trilogy and then

00:03:48.540 the other ones, too.

00:03:51.020 He's great as Legolas.

00:03:52.540 He really, you know, it's like Pirates of the Caribbean.

00:03:54.680 He's fine.

00:03:56.000 He's maybe he's just a really boring person.

00:03:57.920 He's a boring person who's not a great actor.

00:03:59.920 And it was an underwhelming relationship, although since he and I are best friends, I do have

00:04:05.700 to defend him.

00:04:07.300 I feel bad for Katy Perry because every woman in Taylor Swift's peer group, of which she 0.51

00:04:15.260 is one of them, like same age, same vibe, you know, came into public consciousness around

00:04:22.880 the same time.

00:04:24.020 And she goes out and, you know, she's still on tour.

00:04:27.360 And she's let's just put it this way.

00:04:28.700 She's not making a billion dollars. 0.73

00:04:30.700 Last record she released, not even a blip.

00:04:32.940 Then her marriage falls apart.

00:04:35.820 And it's sad.

00:04:38.720 You know, it's like you feel in a way you feel bad for her because even though she's

00:04:43.160 rich and beautiful and lives a charmed life and is worshipped and adored and can have literally

00:04:49.000 every material possession she'd ever want, she's, you know, you feel bad because it is

00:04:55.720 a public, professional and personal implosion.

00:04:58.500 And you never, ever wish on someone that those things happen at the same time.

00:05:02.840 So I understand she was probably in a bad place, probably a lot of regrets, a lot of

00:05:09.800 self-doubt.

00:05:11.100 So what happens when women are in that vulnerable state? 1.00

00:05:15.200 They are ripe for sociopaths to come and pluck.

00:05:18.620 And that's what Justin Trudeau did.

00:05:20.220 I cannot imagine that she was like, hmm, I wonder what Justin Trudeau is doing other

00:05:26.240 than waxing his man sack, if it's still there, because that's probably what he was doing.

00:05:31.520 If then when it was waxed, probably painting it espresso brown, because he's just a weird

00:05:39.800 guy who didn't do a good job leading a beautiful nation.

00:05:46.180 And he is one of those people who was so politically insufferable that I cannot imagine, because,

00:05:54.300 you know, he is also the son of a Canadian prime minister.

00:05:56.820 I cannot imagine that you separate the elements of his political sociopathy from the annoying

00:06:04.980 personal life that he must lead, where now he is latching on to a vulnerable Katy Perry 1.00

00:06:12.500 and grabbing her ass. 1.00

00:06:14.040 He has three kids. 1.00

00:06:15.640 She has a five-year-old daughter.

00:06:17.480 He knows that the paparazzi is seeing this.

00:06:20.020 So this is obviously just such a public play for him to rehabilitate his tarnished image

00:06:28.980 to seem cool.

00:06:31.160 Don't go anywhere.

00:06:32.420 More Kennedy saves the world right after this.

00:06:34.980 Katy, run. 1.00

00:06:36.860 Do not walk. 0.98

00:06:38.320 He is the worst kind of Canadian, because you know he can't even play hockey. 1.00

00:06:46.080 And you are not being a good goalie right now, protecting your lady garden from such an intruder. 0.96

00:06:54.580 He is an invasive species, and he is going to wreak havoc on what is left of your feminine 1.00

00:07:02.420 dignity.

00:07:03.060 So get out now.

00:07:05.680 This is such a horror show.

00:07:07.500 I don't believe it for a second.

00:07:09.840 Her taste cannot be that compromised.

00:07:13.540 And by the way, he lives in Canada.

00:07:15.660 He's got three kids.

00:07:16.660 You're never going to see each other.

00:07:17.740 Like, you are setting yourself up for disaster.

00:07:22.280 You know, she sings like, this is how we do.

00:07:24.240 This is how we do.

00:07:28.340 She's singing about getting tacos at La Super Rica, which is my favorite Mexican restaurant

00:07:32.800 in the world.

00:07:34.000 And that's in Santa Barbara.

00:07:34.980 So it's like, she loves spending time in Santa Barbara.

00:07:37.980 She's going to go to Canada? 0.99

00:07:39.880 She's not going to go to Canada? 0.93

00:07:41.860 It's like, what are you going to do?

00:07:43.040 Like, jerk your kids all over the globe to see each other every once in a while?

00:07:48.120 Well, what an unsatisfying enterprise for her. 0.97

00:07:52.460 She can do better.

00:07:54.180 I don't care how he does. 0.95

00:07:56.800 He can go dig a Canadian hole and throw himself in it and wallow around in that Vancouver dirt 1.00

00:08:06.160 and douse himself in maple syrup for all I care.

00:08:09.500 He can just go away from the public ether, just evaporate forever.

00:08:15.860 We don't need to know or see anything about Justin Trudeau. 0.99

00:08:19.920 I don't care what his nipples look like. 0.99

00:08:22.040 I don't want to see them. 0.98

00:08:23.580 I don't want to read any reference to them.

00:08:26.420 And she is, she's one of those women, like, you know, women like this in your life where 1.00

00:08:32.300 you just want to pull them aside and shake them and say, what are you doing?

00:08:35.400 You are making the same mistake over and over again.

00:08:39.940 He, he, not only is he not available, he's not good.

00:08:43.300 He's not good enough for you, Katie.

00:08:45.660 Get out of there. 0.82

00:08:47.900 Last Friday night, I boned the former prime minister of Canada when he was in blackface. 1.00

00:08:53.860 Is that going to be your next song?

00:08:56.500 That's not going to be a hit, Katie.

00:08:58.720 Apparently you have an allergy to hit music lately. 0.99

00:09:01.620 And it's because of your bad choices, like playing grab ass with Justin Trudeau on your 1.00

00:09:08.180 yacht. 1.00

00:09:09.900 Go sail away to a healing compound and soothe your own soul by yourself.

00:09:17.180 You need to do it.

00:09:18.500 I hate getting this emotionally worked up about two people I really care very, very little

00:09:24.440 about.

00:09:25.500 And even though you hurt my best friend, Orlando, somehow, I still need you to protect yourself,

00:09:32.260 Katie.

00:09:32.580 You are a single mom now.

00:09:34.680 And that is sacred.

00:09:37.040 You'll love to see it. 1.00

00:09:38.300 Even the Americans think Justin Trudeau is an idiot. 1.00

00:09:41.240 And I think this whole thing with Katy Perry, that's just a ruse. 1.00

00:09:44.500 He's trying to distract away from the fact that he's a gay man. 0.95

00:09:48.140 And like I said, there's nothing wrong with being gay.

00:09:51.120 It's 2025 and even conservatives are pretty open to the idea that some people are gay.

00:09:55.980 We accept that, or at least I do.

00:09:58.100 But be honest about it. 0.96

00:10:00.000 Justin Trudeau has been gay for a long time, probably his whole life. 0.85

00:10:03.880 And he wasn't honest with the people of Canada. 0.53

00:10:06.640 But it's not just that.

00:10:08.060 He didn't just lie about his sexuality.

00:10:09.680 He was dishonest in a lot of ways, and he stole a lot of money from Canadians, and he

00:10:15.100 did a lot of things that were very much illegal. 0.97

00:10:17.900 So I'm not too worried about him being gay. 0.91

00:10:20.440 But I do think he should be in jail. 0.80

00:10:22.440 The good news is that if Polyev gets into office, which should be pretty soon, that's

00:10:26.860 going to happen.

00:10:27.700 Polyev has expressed his intentions to reform the RCMP and put liberal criminals, sort

00:10:32.840 of like Justin Trudeau, in prison.

00:10:34.680 And there's a very good chance that once he gets into office, Trudeau, Carney, and these

00:10:39.100 other liberal criminals are going to go to jail.

00:10:41.600 So like I always say, have a bit of patience.

00:10:44.020 Have a bit of faith.

00:10:45.100 We're going to win.

00:10:46.080 And we're going to win big.

00:10:47.300 Hope you all had a great Halloween weekend.

00:10:49.740 I was busy yesterday.

00:10:50.980 I went out to party, so I'm a little bit tired today.

00:10:53.440 But I'm still dedicated to giving you the truth.

00:10:56.620 And don't forget to stick around for next week, because there's going to be a lot of stuff

00:11:00.260 coming up.

00:11:00.760 We've got the budget vote coming.

00:11:02.140 So stick around for that.

00:11:03.180 Have a great night.

00:11:04.680 Have a great night.

American DJ Makes BOMBSHELL Claim About Trudeau

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