Mark Slapinski - November 03, 2025


American DJ Makes BOMBSHELL Claim About Trudeau


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

164.9728

Word Count

1,910

Sentence Count

177

Misogynist Sentences

12

Hate Speech Sentences

14


Summary

After years and years of endless speculation, the truth about Justin Trudeau has finally been revealed. An American DJ made a shocking claim during a recent podcast. Justin Trudeau is a gay man. Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau are a thing.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 After years and years of endless speculation, the truth about Justin Trudeau has finally been revealed.
00:00:05.540 An American DJ made a shocking claim during a recent podcast.
00:00:09.140 Let's take a look at that.
00:00:10.340 But that place is just a horny place.
00:00:12.260 It's where Pornhub, it's just a very porny city.
00:00:16.100 Canada, porny.
00:00:17.240 They have a hot prime minister now.
00:00:19.200 And now Katy Perry is dating Justin Trudeau.
00:00:21.040 I know.
00:00:21.860 Oh, fuck.
00:00:22.580 Pretty fire.
00:00:23.160 I know so many people who like kind of.
00:00:24.540 Dated Katy Perry like me?
00:00:25.860 Oh, did you date Katy Perry?
00:00:26.760 Oh, yeah.
00:00:27.420 I meant Trudeau.
00:00:28.340 Oh, I did date Trudeau too.
00:00:29.500 Yeah, that's going to go.
00:00:31.140 That was a weird one though.
00:00:32.480 Really?
00:00:33.160 Why?
00:00:33.440 Because I'm just.
00:00:34.500 He's a prude, isn't he?
00:00:35.240 I'm not in the positions.
00:00:36.640 I call him Prudeau.
00:00:37.860 Yeah.
00:00:38.240 You met him before?
00:00:38.920 No, I haven't.
00:00:39.760 I think he's hot.
00:00:40.580 So there you have it.
00:00:41.800 Justin Trudeau has finally been confirmed as a gay man.
00:00:45.560 Now, we already knew that.
00:00:47.160 But it's good to hear someone actually confirm it for the world.
00:00:50.220 Now, for some quick context, DJ Diplo is an American producer and DJ.
00:00:55.020 To be quite frank, I've never heard of this guy.
00:00:56.740 But I don't really follow music that much.
00:00:59.320 I'm more focused on politics.
00:01:01.040 Now, people have been speculating about this for years.
00:01:03.660 Years and years.
00:01:05.080 Justin Trudeau walks like a gay man.
00:01:07.200 He talks like a gay man.
00:01:08.700 And he sits like a gay man.
00:01:10.940 And it became really clear that he was gay or at least could be gay when he posted a picture
00:01:16.380 of him and his son going to the Barbie movie.
00:01:18.780 Only a gay man could do such a thing.
00:01:20.720 And let me stress, there's absolutely nothing wrong with being gay.
00:01:25.400 Nothing wrong at all.
00:01:26.700 But Justin Trudeau should have been honest with us.
00:01:29.380 He spent most of his life at least pretending to be a straight man.
00:01:32.480 And I think that's wrong.
00:01:33.680 I'm being heavily censored on YouTube.
00:01:35.560 And this video will likely be heavily censored.
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00:01:51.160 Thanks.
00:01:51.980 Alright, for the next part, we're going to watch Fox News and the United States rip Justin
00:01:56.140 Trudeau apart.
00:01:56.960 We have a nauseating new couple alert.
00:01:59.640 Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry.
00:02:02.660 I was hoping it was a fluke back in July when they were seen dining at Le Violo.
00:02:08.260 Oh, oh, oh, in Montréal.
00:02:10.340 But it appears the PDA is real or at least really, really forced because they were on
00:02:20.680 her yacht in Southern California, just off the coast of Santa Barbara, apparently.
00:02:26.580 And he's grabbing her ass like in full view.
00:02:29.360 They know that she's going to be hounded by paparazzi.
00:02:33.200 No one really cares about him because he's like, if Gavin Newsom were a eunuch, that would
00:02:41.860 be Justin Trudeau.
00:02:43.600 Like, such an unattractive soy boy who's also obsessed with wearing blackface.
00:02:51.300 Now, Katy Perry obviously has questionable taste in men.
00:02:56.360 She had a disastrous marriage to Russell Brand, who by all accounts, I mean, he's been on some
00:03:01.520 Fox shows.
00:03:01.920 Everyone says he's really nice.
00:03:02.960 Whatever.
00:03:03.660 Some bad accusations leveled at him.
00:03:06.780 Who knows if they're true?
00:03:08.240 I hope they're not for his sake.
00:03:09.780 But they didn't have a good marriage.
00:03:12.100 This is the part of me that you never, ever, ever take away from me.
00:03:17.960 So, you know, sticks and stones, stop throwing me your bone.
00:03:22.040 That's what Katy Perry wrote about Russell Brand.
00:03:24.600 And then she was with Orlando Bloom.
00:03:28.100 And I know I've said this before on this podcast and maybe on the TV.
00:03:33.840 He had a body treatment at my house.
00:03:35.960 So Orlando Bloom and I are practically best friends.
00:03:38.840 So I can't say she has a disastrous taste in men because of Orlando Bloom because he was
00:03:42.640 Legolas.
00:03:42.960 He has not been a good actor in literally anything but the Lord of the Rings trilogy and then
00:03:48.540 the other ones, too.
00:03:51.020 He's great as Legolas.
00:03:52.540 He really, you know, it's like Pirates of the Caribbean.
00:03:54.680 He's fine.
00:03:56.000 He's maybe he's just a really boring person.
00:03:57.920 He's a boring person who's not a great actor.
00:03:59.920 And it was an underwhelming relationship, although since he and I are best friends, I do have
00:04:05.700 to defend him.
00:04:07.300 I feel bad for Katy Perry because every woman in Taylor Swift's peer group, of which she
00:04:15.260 is one of them, like same age, same vibe, you know, came into public consciousness around
00:04:22.880 the same time.
00:04:24.020 And she goes out and, you know, she's still on tour.
00:04:27.360 And she's let's just put it this way.
00:04:28.700 She's not making a billion dollars.
00:04:30.700 Last record she released, not even a blip.
00:04:32.940 Then her marriage falls apart.
00:04:35.820 And it's sad.
00:04:38.720 You know, it's like you feel in a way you feel bad for her because even though she's
00:04:43.160 rich and beautiful and lives a charmed life and is worshipped and adored and can have literally
00:04:49.000 every material possession she'd ever want, she's, you know, you feel bad because it is
00:04:55.720 a public, professional and personal implosion.
00:04:58.500 And you never, ever wish on someone that those things happen at the same time.
00:05:02.840 So I understand she was probably in a bad place, probably a lot of regrets, a lot of
00:05:09.800 self-doubt.
00:05:11.100 So what happens when women are in that vulnerable state?
00:05:15.200 They are ripe for sociopaths to come and pluck.
00:05:18.620 And that's what Justin Trudeau did.
00:05:20.220 I cannot imagine that she was like, hmm, I wonder what Justin Trudeau is doing other
00:05:26.240 than waxing his man sack, if it's still there, because that's probably what he was doing.
00:05:31.520 If then when it was waxed, probably painting it espresso brown, because he's just a weird
00:05:39.800 guy who didn't do a good job leading a beautiful nation.
00:05:46.180 And he is one of those people who was so politically insufferable that I cannot imagine, because,
00:05:54.300 you know, he is also the son of a Canadian prime minister.
00:05:56.820 I cannot imagine that you separate the elements of his political sociopathy from the annoying
00:06:04.980 personal life that he must lead, where now he is latching on to a vulnerable Katy Perry
00:06:12.500 and grabbing her ass.
00:06:14.040 He has three kids.
00:06:15.640 She has a five-year-old daughter.
00:06:17.480 He knows that the paparazzi is seeing this.
00:06:20.020 So this is obviously just such a public play for him to rehabilitate his tarnished image
00:06:28.980 to seem cool.
00:06:31.160 Don't go anywhere.
00:06:32.420 More Kennedy saves the world right after this.
00:06:34.980 Katy, run.
00:06:36.860 Do not walk.
00:06:38.320 He is the worst kind of Canadian, because you know he can't even play hockey.
00:06:46.080 And you are not being a good goalie right now, protecting your lady garden from such an intruder.
00:06:54.580 He is an invasive species, and he is going to wreak havoc on what is left of your feminine
00:07:02.420 dignity.
00:07:03.060 So get out now.
00:07:05.680 This is such a horror show.
00:07:07.500 I don't believe it for a second.
00:07:09.840 Her taste cannot be that compromised.
00:07:13.540 And by the way, he lives in Canada.
00:07:15.660 He's got three kids.
00:07:16.660 You're never going to see each other.
00:07:17.740 Like, you are setting yourself up for disaster.
00:07:22.280 You know, she sings like, this is how we do.
00:07:24.240 This is how we do.
00:07:28.340 She's singing about getting tacos at La Super Rica, which is my favorite Mexican restaurant
00:07:32.800 in the world.
00:07:34.000 And that's in Santa Barbara.
00:07:34.980 So it's like, she loves spending time in Santa Barbara.
00:07:37.980 She's going to go to Canada?
00:07:39.880 She's not going to go to Canada?
00:07:41.860 It's like, what are you going to do?
00:07:43.040 Like, jerk your kids all over the globe to see each other every once in a while?
00:07:48.120 Well, what an unsatisfying enterprise for her.
00:07:52.460 She can do better.
00:07:54.180 I don't care how he does.
00:07:56.800 He can go dig a Canadian hole and throw himself in it and wallow around in that Vancouver dirt
00:08:06.160 and douse himself in maple syrup for all I care.
00:08:09.500 He can just go away from the public ether, just evaporate forever.
00:08:15.860 We don't need to know or see anything about Justin Trudeau.
00:08:19.920 I don't care what his nipples look like.
00:08:22.040 I don't want to see them.
00:08:23.580 I don't want to read any reference to them.
00:08:26.420 And she is, she's one of those women, like, you know, women like this in your life where
00:08:32.300 you just want to pull them aside and shake them and say, what are you doing?
00:08:35.400 You are making the same mistake over and over again.
00:08:39.940 He, he, not only is he not available, he's not good.
00:08:43.300 He's not good enough for you, Katie.
00:08:45.660 Get out of there.
00:08:47.900 Last Friday night, I boned the former prime minister of Canada when he was in blackface.
00:08:53.860 Is that going to be your next song?
00:08:56.500 That's not going to be a hit, Katie.
00:08:58.720 Apparently you have an allergy to hit music lately.
00:09:01.620 And it's because of your bad choices, like playing grab ass with Justin Trudeau on your
00:09:08.180 yacht.
00:09:09.900 Go sail away to a healing compound and soothe your own soul by yourself.
00:09:17.180 You need to do it.
00:09:18.500 I hate getting this emotionally worked up about two people I really care very, very little
00:09:24.440 about.
00:09:25.500 And even though you hurt my best friend, Orlando, somehow, I still need you to protect yourself,
00:09:32.260 Katie.
00:09:32.580 You are a single mom now.
00:09:34.680 And that is sacred.
00:09:37.040 You'll love to see it.
00:09:38.300 Even the Americans think Justin Trudeau is an idiot.
00:09:41.240 And I think this whole thing with Katy Perry, that's just a ruse.
00:09:44.500 He's trying to distract away from the fact that he's a gay man.
00:09:48.140 And like I said, there's nothing wrong with being gay.
00:09:51.120 It's 2025 and even conservatives are pretty open to the idea that some people are gay.
00:09:55.980 We accept that, or at least I do.
00:09:58.100 But be honest about it.
00:10:00.000 Justin Trudeau has been gay for a long time, probably his whole life.
00:10:03.880 And he wasn't honest with the people of Canada.
00:10:06.640 But it's not just that.
00:10:08.060 He didn't just lie about his sexuality.
00:10:09.680 He was dishonest in a lot of ways, and he stole a lot of money from Canadians, and he
00:10:15.100 did a lot of things that were very much illegal.
00:10:17.900 So I'm not too worried about him being gay.
00:10:20.440 But I do think he should be in jail.
00:10:22.440 The good news is that if Polyev gets into office, which should be pretty soon, that's
00:10:26.860 going to happen.
00:10:27.700 Polyev has expressed his intentions to reform the RCMP and put liberal criminals, sort
00:10:32.840 of like Justin Trudeau, in prison.
00:10:34.680 And there's a very good chance that once he gets into office, Trudeau, Carney, and these
00:10:39.100 other liberal criminals are going to go to jail.
00:10:41.600 So like I always say, have a bit of patience.
00:10:44.020 Have a bit of faith.
00:10:45.100 We're going to win.
00:10:46.080 And we're going to win big.
00:10:47.300 Hope you all had a great Halloween weekend.
00:10:49.740 I was busy yesterday.
00:10:50.980 I went out to party, so I'm a little bit tired today.
00:10:53.440 But I'm still dedicated to giving you the truth.
00:10:56.620 And don't forget to stick around for next week, because there's going to be a lot of stuff
00:11:00.260 coming up.
00:11:00.760 We've got the budget vote coming.
00:11:02.140 So stick around for that.
00:11:03.180 Have a great night.
00:11:04.680 Have a great night.