Poilievre Just Put Carney In His Place
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Summary
Pierre Polyev just roasted Mark Carney so badly that the public will never look at him the same way again. If there was any doubt in your mind, any doubt at all, about all that Polyev will be Prime Minister and have a massive supermajority, you need to check out this video.
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Pierre Polyev just roasted Mark Carney so badly that the public will never look at him the same
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way again. If there was any doubt in your mind, any doubt at all that Polyev will be Prime Minister
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and have a massive supermajority, you need to check out this video.
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And if you're unfamiliar, a while back, Polyev verbally destroyed a journalist while casually
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Just for some quick context, this video I'm going to show you is from Saturday at a press
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gallery dinner in Ottawa. It starts off with comedian, quote unquote, Chris Wilson imitating
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pure Polyev. Now, this part is really cringy and it's terribly unfunny, so I'm not going
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to waste my time or your time showing it. However, if you need to see it, I'll post a link in the
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description so you can watch the full video. The real magic starts later on when Polyev
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As you know, Chris stars on This Hour Has 22 Minutes, which is the second funniest satire
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on CBC after Power in Politics. You know, Chris, Chris is actually the most expensive comedian at
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the CBC and, in fact, the most expensive in the entire world if you measure on a cost per laugh
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basis. Now, just to be clear, to all the CBC staff who are gathered here today, don't believe what you
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hear. And by the way, when I speak of CBC staff, I'm not just talking about the PMO comm shop.
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I'm talking about all of you. I never said I was going to shut down the CBC. I said I was going
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to defund it, which means that we can find some creative funding methods to keep it going. Like
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maybe they could move their head office to a Caribbean tax haven so that Brookfield could pay
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for it. The company might have some spare office space above that bicycle shop in Bermuda. Or another
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revenue source would be for David Cochran to start charging for the water he carries for the
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Liberal Party. The third way, the third way is for me to donate royalties. And I'm announcing that
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I will do that today. Royalties for all those who copy me, imitate me, or steal my ideas.
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I think Mark Carney is here today. He wanted to have an impersonator of his own, but then he discovered
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that Mr. Burns is a cartoon. I love it. Polyev is not holding any punches right here. And of course,
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he's making insults under the guise of humor. So not only is it true, but it's also quite hilarious,
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at least in my opinion. Now, Chris Wilson, he seems like a nice guy, but he's really not that funny.
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Considering how much money CBC gets from the taxpayers, the least they could do is find someone
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for their programs. That's actually funny because he's not it. Now, the Mr. Burns reference,
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that was the icing on the cake. In case you didn't catch that, that's a reference to a Simpsons
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character, Mr. Burns, the old wealthy guy that everybody hates. Now, here's a picture of a meme
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comparing Mr. Burns and Mark Carney. But what I showed you, that's just the beginning. The best
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parts are yet to come. Let's continue watching Polyev roasting Carney in public.
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But who's ready to tax the tax? Build the homes. Oh, wait a sec here. They gave me my speech for
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the January Conservative Convention. Jesus, there's got to be some content in here I can use.
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Down with the out-of-touch elites. Oh, wrong crowd.
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Um, I know, uh, no more greasy lobbyists. Oh, that's not going to work either. Um, fire the
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overpaid consultants. Oh, I see Regan Watts is here tonight, so that's not going to work.
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All right. I guess we're going to have to settle for some more boring three-word verb-to-noun
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slogans like, eat the food, drink the booze, fake the laughs. But it wasn't just the slogans that
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people criticized about my last campaign. Look, and fair enough, you know, we made some great gains.
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We added 25 seats, 2.5 million votes, but we need to get over the top. And that means making some
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adjustments and some changes. And that means I have to look inward into what changes I have to make.
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I've been told since the election that I need to gain those extra few percentage points by being more
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lovable and human. So naturally, I've commissioned a poll on how to do that. And the preliminary results
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are in. Option A, I can get a dog. Or option B, and I'm quoting the pollster here, I can find more
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meaningful ways to connect with people on a personal level and make emotional connections
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with Canadians. So I immediately called the pollster and said, what kind of dog?
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Now, clearly, we conservatives do need to be a lot more pleasant. And I hear these reports about
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people kicking in doors, calling each other snakes, yelling. And I thought, who leaked this morning's
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staff meeting? I'm like, come on, none of you really believed Chris D'Entremont's story about being
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threatened and intimidated by my whip and my house leader. Have any of you actually seen
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my whip and my house leader? Andrew Scheer has not intimidated anyone in the history of man.
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And Chris Workington, well, he is like the, he is so skinny. He's like the poster child
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for long-term OSEMPIC abuse. But the whole thing has us all thinking about caucus management. I think
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that Stephen Gibault would actually agree that this is very important. I hear that the NDP
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actually rejected having Gibault join their caucus. What an ego blow. Come on, Don. Is Don Davies here
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tonight? Don, come on, man. Taggers can't be choosers. And surely, Stephen Gibault's brand of crazy
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would fit in right between the delegation of furries and the Queers for Palestine.
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Honestly, that was hilarious. Now, I know, of course, there's some weird left-wing groups out there.
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But one of the weirdest is Queers for Palestine. Whoever formed that activist group, they need to
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have their head examined. Seriously. Do these people have any idea what people in Palestine,
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what radical Muslims do to queer people? I'm going to tell you. They either hang them or they behead
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them. And that's the way it is in most Muslim majority countries, except for Turkey. Israel doesn't
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do that. Just saying. I see that Elizabeth, I, I see that Elizabeth May is here and that's great. But
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I have to say, I get a little nervous around Elizabeth because she's a hugger. And of course,
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I'm allergic to feelings. So we'll go back to the NDP. The NDP does have a table tonight.
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Not a full table. They don't have official table status. But we can't forget about the NDP the way
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Canadians did in the last election. And isn't it great to have the Prime Minister here tonight? Right
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here in Canada, of all places. So he's been dodging me in question period. But Prime Minister,
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I don't take it personally. So let's put those differences aside. And let's give him a big
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Well, that was a little bit more kind and gentle than in Winnipeg where he got more booze than
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Oh boy, he really went there. Poliev just bitch slapped Elizabeth May and Mark Carney. Poliev is on fire.
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And economist, Mr. May, Mr. May is Mr. Carney, of course, is an economist and economists deal with
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incentives. And I understand he promised that the media outlet that gave him the biggest applause
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will get the biggest bailout tonight. But he is right about one thing. Canada does face an existential
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crisis and threats against our sovereignty from a foreign leader. Let's take a look at what we're
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dealing with here. We're dealing with a very tough guy who's staring us down and facing us
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with a number of very big threats. So all of us have to come together and get on message. But the
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trouble, Prime Minister, is I'm having a difficulty finding out what the latest slogan is. And you know
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how much I love slogans. And we're all wondering how you went from elbows up to who cares. And we're told
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that the answer is that the big change happened when the President threatened you that if you didn't
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back down, then he would grab you by the pipeline. It certainly has been a busy time for the Prime
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Minister in international travel, checking on his investment, sorry, trade negotiations. If he's not
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been fighting for mom and pop shops like Brookfield trying to get into Gulf States, we haven't seen such an
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altruistic champion of Canada's economy abroad since the Chinese lent us Dominic Barton. But the
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Prime Minister can't do this work all on his own. Dominic LeBlanc can't do it all for him either. I think
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Dominic now has more portfolios than any minister in Canadian history. I think he's just added heritage to
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it. Prime Minister, give Dominic a break. Please let him focus on the thing that is most passionate in
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his life, like giving contracts to his closest family members. Let me say I can't wait to be
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Prime Minister so that I never have to come back to this godforsaken event.
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As you know, I've banned all of my MPs from coming to this event. So as soon as I find out that I was
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here, I will be kicking myself out of caucus. But in the meantime, on behalf of Doug Ford, let me propose a toast.
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To the Parliamentary Press Gallery. Without you, anonymous sources would have to get a real job.
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So, everybody, please raise a glass to the Parliamentary Press Gallery.
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How's that for a change in tone? Thank you very much, everybody.
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In my opinion, that was an amazing performance by Polyev, one of his best. He completely put Carney
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and these other corrupt, lying liberal politicians in their place, but did it with some gentle, or
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maybe not so gentle, humor. That's what I love about Polyev. Not only is he well-spoken and obviously very
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intelligent, but he has a great sense of humor. Now, I think this is the Polyev we need to see more of.
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We need to see a bit more of that Polyev humor. Now, look, if there was any dote in your mind, any dote at all of
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Polyev's ability to lead Canada, rewatch that video. I don't care what anyone says. Carney is done. Carney is done.
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And when I say done, I obviously don't mean tomorrow. I don't want people to think I'm misleading them and
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telling them that it's going to be over right away. No, it won't be over before Christmas. However, I still
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believe it will be over soon enough. There's no way Canadians can watch stuff like that and come to any
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other conclusion. Carney is incompetent. Carney is a fool. He's duplicitous. He lied to Canadians and he
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needs to go. And I truly believe he'll be out soon. Minority governments never last in Canada and
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Carney's government. It won't be the exception. Carney failed to get a deal with Donald Trump. That was
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his whole thing. He was supposed to be this mighty, experienced, intelligent negotiator. He was supposed
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to be God's gift to Canada. The only person that could get a deal with Donald Trump. And look what
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happened. There's no deal. And that's on top. That's on top of the sky high deficit. We're only
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getting started right here. There's a lot of problems coming Carney's way. All Carney has really
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done is lie to Canadians, fail to live up to his campaign promises and show the world how incompetent he
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really is. On top of that, a big part of his base, they're gone. They're going to the NDP. They hate
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pipelines and they hate that deal with Daniel Smith. And if you want to know more about that, check out
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my other recent video. Now, after watching this, my faith in Polyev has been restored. And now I've
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always had faith. Maybe it went down to about 99% and now it's back up to 100%. I truly believe that
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Polyev is going to form a powerful, super majority government and he could do it as early as this summer.
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Have a bit of patience. Have a little bit more faith. We're going to win. We're going to win big.
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Thanks for tuning in. Hope you like my new setup. If you have any feedback about the video,
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