Nephilim Death Squad - 007： Cryptids of the Corn w⧸ Justin

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00:01:13.940 We are being hypnotized by people like this.

00:01:19.940 Newsreaders, politicians, teachers, lecturers.

00:01:24.220 We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.

00:01:32.420 The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely true. 0.83

00:01:38.900 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:01:40.020 There's some Nephilim shit.

00:01:41.700 It's like we all know what's going down.

00:01:43.860 We know we're saying shit what happened to the home of the brave.

00:01:46.900 These motherfuckers, they controlling this now. 1.00

00:01:48.900 And no one's talking about how they made us try to be slaves.

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00:02:00.180 Welcome to the end of day.

00:02:02.100 Everybody is glazed.

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00:02:08.500 Welcome back, guys, to another episode of Nephilim Death Squad,

00:02:11.940 the show where we hunt down and expose Nephilim shit. 0.80

00:02:15.860 I am David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.

00:02:18.900 That's Top Lobster. 0.96

00:02:20.260 And we are here today with Justin of Cryptids of the Corn.

00:02:24.900 And before we get into it, is that all right, Top?

00:02:27.620 Was that good or do I still seem sleepy?

00:02:29.540 Because I feel like I came out hot.

00:02:31.540 Because you said something before we started.

00:02:33.220 You said I look sleepy.

00:02:34.260 And I found it very disrespectful because I feel very awake.

00:02:37.140 Here's the thing.

00:02:37.780 All right.

00:02:38.100 I'm sorry.

00:02:38.500 This is not really a show.

00:02:39.540 But so you were sleepy.

00:02:41.460 He just said he ate a hoagie.

00:02:42.980 I don't even know what a hoagie is.

00:02:44.500 That was basically an entire turkey dinner.

00:02:46.500 And he came on very, like, downtrodden.

00:02:48.180 Justin, am I right?

00:02:49.700 I sounded like a good dinner to me.

00:02:52.500 No, it sounded great.

00:02:53.380 It's just he was, like, very, like, tryptophaned out.

00:02:56.260 So I had to pick the sides while we're on air.

00:02:59.700 No, dude.

00:03:00.340 That's a long time ago.

00:03:02.020 Justin, pick right now.

00:03:02.980 That's a myth, by the way.

00:03:04.020 I'm going to make my pick, Justin.

00:03:05.780 Thank you for having me on.

00:03:06.740 I got to go.

00:03:11.220 That's a myth, by the way, guys.

00:03:12.340 Tryptophaned is not a real fucking thing.

00:03:13.540 Tryptophaned is not a real fucking thing.

00:03:15.380 Oh, I'm getting a lot of feedback all of a sudden.

00:03:16.900 Sorry, sorry.

00:03:17.220 I'm getting feedback.

00:03:18.100 Yeah.

00:03:18.420 Unbelievable, dude.

00:03:19.460 Come on.

00:03:20.100 But, yeah, so I'm not tired.

00:03:22.340 Everything's good.

00:03:22.900 We're here with Justin of Cryptids of the Corn.

00:03:25.060 Justin, please introduce yourself.

00:03:26.820 Tell the people what it is that you do.

00:03:29.300 A little bit about the podcast and where they can find your work.

00:03:32.900 Hey, guys.

00:03:33.460 I am Justin, aka The Great and Powerful Mystery.

00:03:37.140 That's just, you know, I got called that for a long time.

00:03:40.020 My co-host, his name's Jay.

00:03:41.300 He was supposed to be here, but he's not able to.

00:03:42.820 He got called into work a little early.

00:03:44.420 So that's where he's at.

00:03:46.500 I was a biologist, a fisheries biologist.

00:03:49.140 I was a field biologist out, you know, I was the one that was getting dirty.

00:03:52.900 We like to say Cryptids of the Corn is where scientific and magical thinking combine.

00:03:57.380 You get a little science lesson with all the paranormal.

00:04:00.900 And you find us everywhere.

00:04:02.180 I think everywhere podcasts are found.

00:04:04.260 I think so.

00:04:05.460 I don't know.

00:04:05.780 Jay normally does all that stuff.

00:04:07.620 You know, Justin, I'm like, I'm reliving your episode with Tony that I listened to.

00:04:11.940 I was cutting my lawn and I was listening to you guys talk about this.

00:04:15.460 And as you were like going through the field, I just listen.

00:04:18.900 So now that I'm putting a face to it, it really rounds out the story for me.

00:04:22.420 Like, I really enjoy that story even more.

00:04:25.940 Could you want to recap that for the people that don't know?

00:04:28.180 Because a lot of people are like, who's Cryptids of the Corn?

00:04:30.100 And I was like, yo, you guys suck.

00:04:31.940 You don't know who Cryptids of the Corn is.

00:04:33.220 Which story with Tony?

00:04:36.820 I think you were talking about, was it like the dudes with guns?

00:04:41.300 Oh, that one.

00:04:42.980 Okay.

00:04:43.260 Oh, that one.

00:04:44.820 Now, so real quick.

00:04:46.420 I was a fish biologist.

00:04:48.940 We did fish surveys, complete surveys.

00:04:51.000 So everything from like little tiny headwaters, which are like a foot wide, to the great big rivers.

00:04:55.540 We used electroshocking gear.

00:04:57.700 Sorry, my Wi-Fi is like really bad today for some reason.

00:05:02.600 If you've ever seen like people shock fish on TV and stuff like that, that's what I did for a living.

00:05:07.960 I did all the math and the science behind it too.

00:05:10.260 So what you do is you catch all the fish in a designated zone and it gives you species and numbers and all this stuff.

00:05:15.520 Basically, it gives you a river health score by the end of it.

00:05:19.020 Because there should be certain numbers of, you know, everything from low level feeders to higher level to apexes.

00:05:24.740 But you had to do everything in the watershed, even if there's no fish presence.

00:05:27.640 So seriously, we'd do creeks that were four or five inches wide with no fish.

00:05:31.700 But you have to do them to prove there's no fish.

00:05:34.300 You can't just stop and look and be like, because there's stuff called like least starters, which they only live to be one year old.

00:05:40.140 And they're like about that big.

00:05:42.460 And so they live their whole life cycles in these tiny streams.

00:05:45.160 So they're very important though, because their offspring feeds stuff higher trophic level down the stream.

00:05:50.280 So these sites are either done every year, every two years, every three years, five years, or seven years, depending on what the survey is requiring, what kind of stuff you're testing to see if it's getting better or worse.

00:06:04.400 You know, immediately, let's say like wastewater treatment or chemical plants, you know, that kind of stuff.

00:06:10.340 If they just put legislation on them or just put different restrictions on them, you know, you're going to want to check it every year or every other year.

00:06:17.240 Because you're trying to see if it's immediately getting better or getting worse or staying the same relatively quickly.

00:06:22.220 For these surveys that are already like the, you know, they're 20 years in and you kind of, they kind of flatlined, you know, they're stabilizing.

00:06:31.720 You know, you kind of dial back and you start doing those maybe every seven years just to make sure there's not a problem going to occur, but you don't need to be out there.

00:06:39.120 So most of the time when you do these seven year surveys, the biology crew is completely different, even though it's the same company.

00:06:46.000 Because, you know, everybody's moving up, getting different jobs, all this stuff.

00:06:48.660 So, you know, the crew that did the seven years before would leave you, it's called the field sheet.

00:06:54.260 It tells you where the site is, the exact geo coordinates, where it starts, where it stops and how to get there.

00:06:59.320 And let's say there's keys or whatever.

00:07:00.940 They're normally either taped to that in our lockbox or they, you know, they're in a lockbox and they tell you what number key it is.

00:07:07.600 Because we were doing, you know, we did surveys.

00:07:09.220 We were from Ohio, but this was out in Illinois.

00:07:13.200 I got to be careful still on some NDAs.

00:07:14.980 So trying to know what I could talk about.

00:07:18.660 But we did all over the country.

00:07:21.200 So, you know, these are, you know, huge swaths of land.

00:07:25.140 So this is a seven year survey site and it's a headwater site.

00:07:28.280 So this streams in the middle of the field.

00:07:30.400 It's like nothing.

00:07:32.540 Fish counting is lit though.

00:07:34.200 Oh, yeah.

00:07:35.860 Yeah.

00:07:36.240 We had one site that took six hours counting fish.

00:07:38.860 So our fans are brain dead.

00:07:40.880 So sometimes we like to highlight that.

00:07:42.380 No, it's so we are doing this survey in a certain part of Illinois and we've never done this survey before.

00:07:50.980 It's a seven year survey.

00:07:52.060 So we just got to check all these sites one time.

00:07:54.880 So it says you drive down this road and there's a big gate and then we have the key for it.

00:07:59.520 We start driving.

00:08:00.200 This road is all grown over.

00:08:02.320 It's thick.

00:08:03.040 You know, it's like it's not really a road anymore.

00:08:04.960 It's like a hidden drive.

00:08:06.400 You can't see it unless you knew what you were going for.

00:08:08.460 But we had the map and we get to this gate and it's all rusted over, grown over and stuff like that.

00:08:12.760 And we have the key.

00:08:13.740 Pop the key in the lock opens up.

00:08:15.200 Right.

00:08:15.680 So like, OK, we're in the right spot.

00:08:17.340 Because, you know, it's hard to imagine that a key wouldn't work if you're not in the right spot.

00:08:21.840 Yeah.

00:08:22.160 So that gives you a little confidence.

00:08:24.580 And it's on the back of what then, you know, the seven years prior to when we did this was a biology lab.

00:08:30.820 So we most time there's a company we pay to alert people who are going to be doing the survey.

00:08:38.800 Sometimes they don't do a very good job, i.e. what's happened here.

00:08:43.500 So we go in and we drive out to the middle of this big grassy field.

00:08:46.780 There's nothing out there.

00:08:47.740 And this creek, I swear to you, is like six, seven inches wide.

00:08:52.060 And there's a big oil pipe like 150 yards away, except it's like a 12-foot diameter pipe.

00:09:00.320 We're sitting there looking at this thing like, we've never seen a pipe that big.

00:09:04.800 Like, what is that?

00:09:05.660 How many thousands of gallons a second of oil can they be doing?

00:09:10.020 You know, it's huge.

00:09:10.640 It's 12-foot tall.

00:09:11.360 You know, it's 12-foot diameter.

00:09:12.300 So we start getting the gear out.

00:09:15.200 To explain what a backpack shocking unit looks like, it has a...

00:09:20.400 It's like Ghostbusters.

00:09:21.560 Yeah, it looks just like Ghostbusters.

00:09:23.280 Literally, we're wearing waders.

00:09:24.600 We got gear all over us.

00:09:25.880 It's got car batteries strapped to it.

00:09:27.840 And there's a tail behind us and a tail in this weird wand-looking thing in front.

00:09:33.060 You hold and you point.

00:09:34.740 And then they had cameras and we had QACI cases.

00:09:38.080 We had all this weird equipment, okay?

00:09:41.080 That if you weren't in our field, it'd be very hard to tell what it does.

00:09:45.220 Yeah.

00:09:45.360 Like, even a water monitoring system, you know, all this stuff.

00:09:48.680 So we start setting up instantly.

00:09:52.220 Like, 12, 15 guys around us with guns.

00:09:54.620 Like, hey, hey, all this stuff.

00:09:56.140 Surrounded us, screaming at us what we're doing, what we're doing, what we're doing.

00:09:58.580 And we're saying, fish survey.

00:10:01.460 And they're looking at this little creek, this little ditch.

00:10:04.640 And looking at us.

00:10:06.480 And there's, you know, finally the guy comes out, the main guy.

00:10:09.460 There's no fish here, dude.

00:10:11.280 Yeah, they weren't believing it.

00:10:12.680 Because they were just as scared of us.

00:10:15.480 Because we had broken onto this compound with all this fear.

00:10:19.240 Had to turn key, right?

00:10:20.440 So you were...

00:10:22.020 And you guys looked like Ghostbusters.

00:10:24.740 Nothing.

00:10:25.500 So the main guy comes out and he takes all of our phones, he takes the camera,

00:10:29.020 and he takes all of our licenses and goes away.

00:10:31.280 And he's gone for like an hour.

00:10:32.920 And we're just out in this field with these guys.

00:10:36.540 And these guys are freaked out.

00:10:37.940 And that's freaking us out.

00:10:38.880 And finally, the guy comes back and he gives us our licenses.

00:10:43.140 He deletes all the photos off the camera.

00:10:45.300 And he gives us the camera back.

00:10:46.800 And he's like, well, the survey, we caught a hold of the old site operator.

00:10:51.740 He told us, yeah, you were supposed to do the survey.

00:10:54.120 And he never informed us that there was a survey on this land.

00:10:56.480 And we didn't know that gate was there.

00:10:58.900 So we're asked, the survey is now canceled.

00:11:01.240 You will never be doing this survey again.

00:11:02.600 And we're like, yes, sir.

00:11:03.380 You know, we're good.

00:11:05.740 So we didn't...

00:11:06.840 We left.

00:11:07.360 And we're there for 18 days.

00:11:09.060 We're supposed to do this survey.

00:11:10.240 Like four or five days later, we were like, let's just drive by and see what the thing is.

00:11:13.120 Because we were on the backside of the building.

00:11:14.600 The backside of this giant compound.

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00:11:57.520 Hashtag make a play.

00:12:00.140 Go to the front side.

00:12:01.760 It's a hydron collider.

00:12:03.120 Or one of the particle accelerator things.

00:12:05.660 Yeah, we broke onto one of those on accident.

00:12:08.560 Where is this?

00:12:09.140 Holy shit.

00:12:09.800 Illinois.

00:12:10.580 That's all I can say.

00:12:13.240 Are you under an NDA because of the sensitivity of the area that you were at?

00:12:19.920 No, it's with a lot of stuff.

00:12:23.040 Or you just don't want the fish heads coming back?

00:12:25.600 A lot of the stuff we did is still being used for legal massive court cases.

00:12:32.700 So we're not allowed to talk about a lot of the stuff in the areas we were in and stuff like that

00:12:36.400 until the court case ruling is final.

00:12:39.240 Wow.

00:12:39.560 I had no idea that there was one in Illinois.

00:12:41.260 That's wild.

00:12:42.020 I had no idea that there was something called a fish surveyor.

00:12:46.700 I'm probably just as surprised as those guards were.

00:12:49.820 They were not believing a word we were saying.

00:12:52.500 No.

00:12:53.180 I don't blame them either.

00:12:54.680 I barely believe you right now after you told me.

00:12:57.980 You sound more like a fish taser.

00:13:00.540 You're just going around and electrocuting fish.

00:13:02.820 Is that the gist of the gig?

00:13:04.580 Is shock these fish?

00:13:05.400 You wouldn't be surprised how many people think that.

00:13:08.140 So the amount of electricity we're putting in the water is they're not actually getting knocked out.

00:13:12.260 They chase the positive end of the electrode.

00:13:15.720 Oh, okay.

00:13:16.420 So they're swimming at the positive.

00:13:17.400 You net them while they're swimming.

00:13:19.720 Oh, okay.

00:13:20.700 And then you count them, weigh them, and then put them back.

00:13:23.680 99% of all fish go back alive.

00:13:25.860 The way I was thinking was earlier you're like, oh, yeah, we surveyed the overall health of the river.

00:13:30.540 I'm like, it's got to drop significantly after you tase all the fish.

00:13:33.900 It's like, well, they're all dead.

00:13:36.040 You would not be surprised how many people think.

00:13:37.640 99% of the stuff we catch goes back alive.

00:13:41.220 It's kind of weird.

00:13:42.760 Generally, the smaller fish do better in these surveys than the bigger fish because it's all about the mass.

00:13:50.180 Electricity, you know, when it hits these fish, you know, hitting me and you in the water hits a lot harder.

00:13:53.740 You'll see little fish that are still swimming through the electrical field like it's nothing that me and you would hit,

00:13:58.360 and we'd break our teeth by how hard we'd bite on them.

00:14:01.460 Wow.

00:14:01.600 So do you think that that 12-foot-in-diameter pipeline, that probably would have led straight into the facility?

00:14:08.180 No, that was the thing.

00:14:09.680 That was the donut.

00:14:12.820 Oh, that was the actual circle, the collider itself.

00:14:17.620 We didn't sneak on.

00:14:18.680 We got onto the backside of it.

00:14:20.960 That's so crazy.

00:14:22.720 Holy crap.

00:14:23.280 We're looking at the back end.

00:14:24.340 There are probably 150 cameras back there seeing us unpack this truck with all the boat musters here. 1.00

00:14:30.580 You're like, what are these guys doing?

00:14:32.580 Think about those guards, you know.

00:14:34.880 They're probably ready for all kinds of terrorism.

00:14:38.220 Dude, you know how lucky you are?

00:14:39.400 And there's three weird guys in wetsuits with pulling out equipment out of the back of a truck.

00:14:45.420 They have no idea what it is.

00:14:46.920 Yo, Justin, you are very lucky that they sent the guards to you and not the dogmen.

00:14:51.540 Because I've been listening to some Tony Merkel lately, and it seems like these government facilities are just guarded by, like, they're talking about dolphin people, dogmen.

00:15:00.940 Because we went right around the moon.

00:15:02.980 If we'd have been in the evening or the morning, we probably would have got.

00:15:05.940 Oh, Jesus.

00:15:07.100 Yeah, you wouldn't have looked at your credentials.

00:15:09.040 I just love how easy it is to sneak onto a large hydronic collider base, too, by the way.

00:15:15.880 Just come through the back door.

00:15:17.720 And I may be using the wrong.

00:15:19.080 It's the small particle accelerator.

00:15:21.640 It's not one of the great big huge ones.

00:15:23.400 Okay, not a large, but a small particle accelerator.

00:15:26.940 Okay, okay.

00:15:27.500 And I don't even know that one, because that was the discussion after we were on Tony's show, if that one's still in operation or not.

00:15:33.040 And I don't believe it is anymore.

00:15:35.500 On the books.

00:15:36.700 Yeah, on the books.

00:15:38.180 I think local communities found out what it was shortly later.

00:15:41.380 Because they never, here's the thing is, that place, and I can't name it, that place was a lab that got bought out by the government, but never made it public that they got bought out.

00:15:52.580 Oh, interesting.

00:15:53.520 So they kind of were trying to operate as being, it's still a giant biology lab, or just, you know, a science lab.

00:15:59.920 And they were trying to keep operating that, that it wasn't government now.

00:16:04.160 Because it was.

00:16:04.840 How far are you from this base now?

00:16:09.640 Like, were you traveling along distance?

00:16:11.440 I can't say that.

00:16:11.520 No, I am.

00:16:12.480 Well, okay, so more so the question that I'm interested in is, is there any part of you, in a very hypothetical way, in a fantasy scenario, where you would, maybe if you were writing a work of fiction, had an interest in going and seeing if this base was still in operation?

00:16:30.580 I know they changed the fence about a week after we were there, so that gate's no longer there.

00:16:37.760 No, I mean, if I was ever out in that area, I would drive past it again, just to kind of see if it's still there or not.

00:16:44.900 Because it's, it's very close to civilization.

00:16:49.400 Like, it's not in the middle of nowhere.

00:16:53.320 It's a hidden plain sight.

00:16:54.980 It's a hidden plain sight.

00:16:57.320 Man.

00:16:57.720 So, so how does this, how does this all end for you?

00:17:02.020 Eventually they just, you know, you're sitting there for a long time until they get the A-OK that it just was scheduled but wasn't announced.

00:17:08.460 They cancel the whole thing.

00:17:09.460 You go home.

00:17:10.080 That's the end of that saga.

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00:17:38.520 It was because we were legally allowed to be there because the survey was, I can't name, okay.

00:17:47.540 The survey was from a pretty high authority, so legally we were allowed to be there, and then they had to argue it out,

00:17:55.120 and then the survey was canceled officially.

00:17:58.600 So there was a lot of arguments between two different big groups because the one group needed the survey to go through,

00:18:07.960 and the other group didn't want the survey to go through, and we were just the idiots on the ground. 0.52

00:18:13.920 Just zapping fish.

00:18:15.480 How important is it to count fish?

00:18:19.420 That agency is like, we got to count these fish in this tiny stream, and they're like, listen,

00:18:23.880 we're trying to change the course of the past and also the future with this.

00:18:28.400 So we're a bit at odds.

00:18:30.160 I think you need to go away.

00:18:31.560 Wow.

00:18:31.700 I think, yeah, fish are lower than muddying up the timelines.

00:18:36.860 So that's a very interesting story and definitely sounds like you were really lucky.

00:18:43.980 Yeah.

00:18:44.380 Yeah, you were at the sort of the butthole of a particle accelerator, and things went pretty decent for you.

00:18:54.760 It could have gone a lot worse.

00:18:55.800 So before we get into these cryptids, I would very much like to know what got you into cryptids,

00:19:03.960 because obviously here you are, you've dedicated an entire show.

00:19:07.440 How many episodes are you in?

00:19:08.480 I think you go by seasons, right?

00:19:10.080 Yeah, I think we're like at 215 public episodes.

00:19:14.560 Nice.

00:19:14.880 Right.

00:19:15.280 So here's a fun fact for everyone listening.

00:19:17.440 This is episode number seven of Nephilim Death Squad.

00:19:19.980 So according to some statistics, that means that if we make it past seven episodes, we'll have a successful podcast.

00:19:26.080 So we're coming after you.

00:19:28.080 There you go.

00:19:29.640 That's why we booked another one tomorrow immediately so that we can get straight over the hump and just keep going.

00:19:35.480 Yeah.

00:19:36.000 But I mean, your episodes are an hour to two hours long.

00:19:40.360 So you're looking at, I forget what the number you just said is, but you're in hundreds of hours.

00:19:47.100 Probably about 10 hours total.

00:19:48.640 So that is, you ever stop and think about that?

00:19:51.500 Like there's 600 hours of me on the internet just talking the craziest shit that anybody's ever heard.

00:19:56.920 And one day I'm going to die and people are going to look back and go, what the fuck was this Ghostbuster on about?

00:20:00.800 But like, do you, there's got to be a moment where, or a series of moments that lead you to be interested in cryptids.

00:20:13.060 Was it something that you were always interested in from a child or was it something that you stumbled upon and it just lit the fire?

00:20:19.660 So I've always been super into lake monsters.

00:20:23.540 And I always wanted to be a biologist growing up as a kid.

00:20:26.920 It's lake monsters.

00:20:27.980 And you'll hear when we get to the list, there's quite a few of them on there.

00:20:32.860 But I did end up having a Bigfoot encounter when I was a teenager, which will probably be a story for another day because we just, we don't have time for that.

00:20:42.260 That's how crazy the show might be that we're like, we're just going to gloss over the Bigfoot story and go with the next thing.

00:20:50.140 No, but the short version is I did, I seen basically the silhouette of one when I was about 17 at our family farm with my dad and my brother.

00:21:01.280 And I still didn't believe in Bigfoot probably three years after that, three or four years after that, because I was getting ready to go to school to be a biologist.

00:21:06.940 And biologists don't believe in Bigfoot and that's wrong.

00:21:08.600 I now know that's wrong, but going into school, it's what you're expecting to know.

00:21:13.460 Now you see these TV shows and all that, and that really helped.

00:21:17.720 Yeah, but when you saw the silhouette, you went, water cryptids are still where it's at, dude.

00:21:23.920 It's because the ocean, you know, I mean, we just discovered a brand new species of whale just a couple of years ago, and it's 70 feet long.

00:21:31.620 You know, it weighs as much as five semi-trailers.

00:21:34.060 So the ocean and these big bodies of water are much easier to hide something than you think than, you know, these woods out in the middle of Ohio.

00:21:43.260 But it's, you know, it's not true.

00:21:44.920 You know, I worked for, I worked with endangered species.

00:21:48.660 I went out and I found, especially where we had one survey where the government said we would not find this species and we found it.

00:21:57.340 So I found, we found, it's called extirpated, they're locally extinct when we re-found them, so they're now back.

00:22:05.960 Extirpated, what is it, what is that?

00:22:08.520 Locally extinct is what it means.

00:22:10.200 So let's say the animal has a really big range of where it lives in the world.

00:22:14.620 It means, but extirpated means it's extinct in this whole part of its range.

00:22:18.800 Gotcha, okay, okay, I understand.

00:22:22.200 So, so then let's, let's get into, you sort of have compiled a list for us.

00:22:30.180 I asked for essentially your greatest hits or the things that you found to be the coolest, because you asked me what I wanted to talk about, but you're the cryptid guy and I want to hear about what excites you.

00:22:42.960 I have a question.

00:22:43.920 About cryptids, though.

00:22:45.020 I got a question before you, before you start.

00:22:46.700 So, like, a lot of people are of the belief that cryptids might be just, like, animals or different kinds of things on the loose.

00:22:53.960 Some think that they're spiritual, like, Nephilim sort of thing.

00:22:57.600 Some think that they're interdimensional.

00:23:00.180 Where does this fall for you, someone who's a biologist, who's like, because you're not looking at it the way we would.

00:23:05.680 We're looking at it for fun, like, this shit is really cool.

00:23:08.080 There might be a dog, man, or, you know, a giant gorilla.

00:23:11.720 But you're looking at it as, like, part of your job.

00:23:14.460 So how do you see these guys?

00:23:15.720 Well, if you look at the definition of the word cryptid, it kind of has three major components to it right now.

00:23:21.800 The actual definition of a cryptid is an animal undiscovered by science.

00:23:27.880 So the okopi is a good example, you know, relatively recently discovered by science.

00:23:32.240 But the locals have been talking about it for, you know, thousands of years in Africa.

00:23:35.460 They talk, the home of the okopi in the conga rainforest is called the Valley of the Giraffes.

00:23:42.940 And they would say that there's these giraffes that live in the rainforest.

00:23:45.440 And everybody's like, there's no giraffes that live in a rainforest.

00:23:47.720 And it was.

00:23:48.400 The okopi is the only other living member of the giraffe family.

00:23:51.320 They live in the rainforest.

00:23:52.340 They're super secretive.

00:23:53.260 They're humongous mammals.

00:23:54.960 And we're talking about the size of something, you know, the size of about a moose.

00:23:57.460 They're out there.

00:24:00.120 And we didn't find them.

00:24:00.980 And I believe it was like 1960s, 1950s, the first one we ever had.

00:24:07.120 Silverback gorillas. 0.99

00:24:08.620 The first actual documented silverback gorilla was in the early 1900s.

00:24:14.560 But, you know, locals are everywhere.

00:24:16.820 You know, they're just out there.

00:24:17.660 You got to go out there.

00:24:18.480 You know, they're in the rainforest or in these scrub, you know, forests.

00:24:22.040 So that's kind of that first one is this undiscovered animal.

00:24:25.160 The other one, the next definition, is an unextinct animal.

00:24:30.100 So that's like the coelacanth is a good example of that.

00:24:32.580 This big prehistoric fish went extinct, you know, 65 million years ago.

00:24:36.480 And then the people off of Madagascar would be like, yeah, we catch them all the time.

00:24:39.980 And then they were like, no, you know.

00:24:41.360 And then it was actually, I believe, I can't think of her name.

00:24:44.180 It was a female biologist.

00:24:46.060 And she was pretty famous for this, rediscovering that.

00:24:49.540 Oh.

00:24:50.540 Pigeons.

00:24:51.040 Juan.

00:24:51.980 Shout out to Juan.

00:24:53.240 Juan.

00:24:53.760 Oh.

00:24:54.760 The pigeons, they recharge on the power lines.

00:24:57.500 Is that what's going on?

00:24:58.740 We've never seen a baby pigeon.

00:24:59.960 Is that what's going on?

00:25:00.960 There's baby pigeons in the backyard right now, Juan.

00:25:03.920 I don't believe you unless you have pictures.

00:25:06.060 Look, I do want to show Justin something.

00:25:08.940 I just sent it to our studio, our production room chat.

00:25:15.340 And I would love to get an actual biologist's perspective on whatever the hell this thing is.

00:25:25.040 So give me a second.

00:25:25.680 I'm going to bring it up.

00:25:26.740 But we've got a lot of different things about this, or I have, at least this morning, from a chicken to a monkey.

00:25:35.360 And I want to believe that it is a tiny hybrid creature.

00:25:39.100 And I know you're going to dash my dreams upon the rocks, and I'm fine with that, but I do want to get your opinion on it.

00:25:47.180 So let me just boom and boom.

00:25:50.640 There we go.

00:25:51.300 Okay, so let's scroll down a little bit.

00:25:54.180 Top, are we seeing this?

00:25:55.340 Yeah, we're on.

00:25:56.860 Okay, cool.

00:25:57.640 So let's pull this back and check this out.

00:26:01.920 Okay, cool.

00:26:31.920 Okay, cool.

00:26:33.180 Thank you.

00:26:33.940 This is great.

00:26:37.900 I got it.

00:26:39.780 If those are girls, I can help you.

00:26:52.740 Something sounds like this.

00:26:54.680 Okay.

00:26:55.100 For those who don't know who's listening, I can talk about an actor on the front but you don't want us to see the spits out.

00:27:01.920 that's good

00:27:02.640 monkey in a wig 0.78

00:27:07.300 monkey in a wig come on dude that's not just a monkey in a wig somebody said it's a fucking 0.72

00:27:13.960 pokemon yeah i can see that top top what do you think is that a monkey in a wig i don't know what

00:27:21.240 that is man it's that so that brings up a good question like is a cryptid like classically what

00:27:27.580 we consider a cryptid would be like a species of something this just looks like some kind of like

00:27:32.380 freak like some like nephilim freak it was it was in iran yeah i mean a grainy photo and somebody

00:27:41.340 screaming a different language uh before i forget real fast the third type of cryptid

00:27:47.920 is i put on a monkey in a wig for you no it's i will forget here in a second that's how my brain

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00:28:23.760 advisor free of charge uh so like here in ohio we have kangaroos seen a lot and in michigan right

00:28:30.640 now they're having an emu problem uh so if you don't know if it's it's fauna that's from somewhere

00:28:36.500 else that you know if you're an emu in australia you'd know what an emu is yeah but if you see one

00:28:41.900 running through the woods of michigan you'd be like what the hell's that wait you really know

00:28:46.000 you're not joking there's kangaroo in michigan is that what you're saying no kangaroo are seen a lot

00:28:50.200 in ohio so kangaroos and wallabies can actually handle the cold pretty well like wallabies are

00:28:54.200 taking over a big chunk of the uk right now uh they're real big invasive problem and a small group

00:29:01.240 of emu got out in michigan and now i believe the flock is like 24 members there was like four or five

00:29:05.960 of them got out originally it's like their third year escape from a zoo issue a private zoo yeah

00:29:11.960 so but that's the third type of cryptid is an animal that is documented that is not where it's

00:29:18.380 supposed to be right right so what do you make of the idea of a cryptid that is of considerable

00:29:26.320 intelligence um something that's much closer to us you know especially when people talk about bigfoot

00:29:31.040 and things like that they say when you look in its face and its eyes you know it's like looking into the

00:29:36.480 eyes of something that is sentient or something that's almost human um and this idea that they are

00:29:44.100 not restricted to this plane or this realm do you subscribe to any of that do you entertain any of

00:29:49.780 that yeah so the paranormal in the scientific the only real difference of them right now is

00:29:56.500 understanding you know we're calling everything we don't understand at all paranormal but really it's

00:30:02.380 all the same you know whether you want to science you know 100 years ago we're talking this is this

00:30:07.700 is magic right now that we're doing 100 years ago you try to tell somebody we're going to be sitting

00:30:12.340 down three different places talking hundreds of miles thousands of miles away from each other

00:30:15.900 with all these people watching and listening yeah right that's not real that's not uh so this

00:30:21.780 interdimensional aspect to the animals i do think there are some animals that are interdimensional

00:30:25.720 here's the question are they from here are they a part of what's called our biosphere

00:30:30.140 so a biosphere is our family tree our tree of life everything that's from here is connected

00:30:37.140 you know we share dna with plants and animals in fungus on our biosphere so the question is is it

00:30:43.720 from somewhere else and it's popping over to our side or vice versa is it something that came from here

00:30:49.560 that has the ability to access another dimension or even a pocket dimension so there's this whole thing

00:30:54.960 and we just talked about on our show a couple weeks ago called hyper evolution we don't

00:30:58.860 sorry my wi-fi is bad we don't see it very often in our biosphere and what hyper evolution is is an

00:31:07.780 animal will keep evolving keep evolving keep evolving and i don't believe in the whole theory

00:31:10.920 of evolution that's you know that's cutting hairs though uh some good examples are some crustaceans

00:31:17.300 they have survived several mass extinctions and they've gotten to the point where they've started

00:31:20.980 to evolve really weird things that are breaking the laws of physics so you guys ever heard of

00:31:26.660 manis shrimp and pistol shrimp yeah they're the ones that can lock their uh claws into a position and 0.94

00:31:32.520 then it sort of snaps out and upon impact creates a a tiny shock wave of sorts and and uh knocks out

00:31:39.100 their their prey or their the manis shrimp the drumming manis shrimp have a hammer that is cocked back

00:31:46.060 they hit so hard and so fast it creates an implosion underwater it's that same explosive

00:31:55.120 payout power of a 22 caliber bullet with no acceleration so it's highly impressive it actually breaks our

00:32:01.440 current understanding of the laws of physics so we it's one of these things where it's magic because

00:32:07.080 we can't explain it with science but we can watch it happen we can see that they're doing this

00:32:11.980 but it's not traditionally explainable the other one is the pistol shrimp which if you've ever seen a pistol

00:32:17.860 shrimp they're tiny little uh shrimp looking creatures they have one really big heavy arm and the rest

00:32:23.420 of their body is really small and they have a claw that cocks back like that and when it uncocks 0.98

00:32:30.700 it shoots a jet of superheated water that cooks their food alive internally uh i believe it's a couple

00:32:37.160 thousand degrees when it hits uh it pretty much fries and you know these guys are very small though

00:32:42.040 we're not talking about something the size of a lobster we're talking about something you could

00:32:45.480 fit several of them in your hand uh so these are examples of animals breaking the the traditional

00:32:51.500 understandings of the laws of biology and the laws of physics so where they're hyper evolved so if we're

00:32:57.860 talking about this on a bigger scale or bigger animals you know they can get to the points to where

00:33:02.480 they start looking like from the outside they're breaking down the laws of physics but they're not

00:33:08.700 they've evolved to you know to take advantage of these new niches these new resources these new

00:33:12.960 abilities whether it's to hunt let's say you are popping in and out of dimensions or even just kind

00:33:17.660 of sidestepping you know if you're sidestepping one foot here one foot there and we've heard that

00:33:22.320 talked about with bigfoot and dark man and some of these other beings that'd be a hell of a way to hunt 0.99

00:33:27.040 it'd also be a hell of a way to hide if you know you want to believe more traditional literature

00:33:31.580 with sasquatch they're most of the time they're going to take the hiding route over the confronting 0.98

00:33:36.480 route so how many stories have you heard and we've had plenty of people in our show to where

00:33:41.040 they're watching a sasquatch is eight nine foot tall being this muscular being disappear it's not there

00:33:47.600 anymore where'd it go you know did it sidestep you know some people say that they have the glimmer like

00:33:52.980 they're you know camouflaged but the whole thing is they don't have to you don't have to exclude the

00:34:00.080 two science and the paranormal can walk hand in hand i guess is the really long way of saying that

00:34:04.400 you know maybe it was actually you uh because i listen to so many podcasts and it all kind of

00:34:10.820 um melds together but this idea of when you look at a uh a speaker that's turned up really high

00:34:18.320 especially a bass speaker and it vibrates in such a way that it just kind of becomes a blur

00:34:23.260 right and it'll also uh bend sort of the the metal of the car where not in a permanent way but

00:34:31.560 the metal will actually begin to wave if it's subjected to enough bass speaker and so the idea

00:34:39.260 that maybe there is a mechanism at play with maybe bigfoot where uh it can generate something like

00:34:45.740 you were saying infrasound or something like that where the surrounding foliage actually starts to

00:34:52.300 visually mesh with it when it emits this thing because it's vibrating and it causes its surroundings

00:34:57.880 to vibrate and then it all kind of blurs together or fades into one thing and it becomes very hard to

00:35:03.220 see them and also maybe that's the same mechanism that's at play when people say that uh the growl

00:35:10.120 that's emitted by some of these cryptids causes paralysis in a way there's such an intense level of

00:35:16.400 fear and they can feel it in their chests and in their bones and in their you know throughout their

00:35:20.480 entire body uh and i know that crocodiles can do something i think it's crocodiles can do something

00:35:26.420 like that where you'd be surprised the the the magnitude of the noise that they can make and it's

00:35:32.520 enough to shock yeah right or like a big cat when it growls uh a lot of the times people who have

00:35:39.820 experienced that will you know describe sort of a paralysis you know this such a fear that it locks

00:35:46.440 your whole body up and so it's interesting to think that that could be generated by a natural

00:35:52.320 biological function and that it's not necessarily some it doesn't have to be a technology it doesn't

00:35:56.940 have to be like you were saying magic uh it's just a a form of biology that we don't understand and

00:36:02.000 it's still operating within our physics but we just don't understand it yet yeah and then with

00:36:07.180 infrasound it can create uh audio and visual hallucinations it can create suicidal and depressive

00:36:13.100 thoughts and humans uh the suicide cliffs in california was recently finally explained and

00:36:18.220 they had to move a bunch of stuff i don't know you ever heard about those no so the suicide cliffs

00:36:24.480 uh are famous because a bunch of people jumped off them on the coastway of california uh but it wasn't

00:36:29.820 just suicidal people is the thing people would be driving and just stop to get gas at a gas station

00:36:34.740 right there on this highway and they just walk off the cliff and you know they'd be there to just pump

00:36:39.280 up their car like they'd leave everything so it's it's very odd and finally i figured out the way

00:36:44.000 that the cove isn't centered it was actually creating a giant infrasound of pulse that people

00:36:49.480 that may have been more susceptible to this were getting hit hard and actively killing themselves

00:36:54.220 and there's been some examples of people being around elephants they've experienced high levels

00:36:58.300 of depression because of part of the way elephants talk was with the infrasound actually talk with

00:37:03.240 infrasound to the ground uh do you think do you think it's the vibration itself that would cause

00:37:08.780 that would that would affect the person it's growing with your brain chemistry it's messing with you

00:37:13.240 uh we're you know we're big we're electricity piling bags of meat so we are very susceptible

00:37:21.960 to vibrations you know we're we're we're wetware you know so the same stuff that you see affects animals

00:37:28.140 the same effects environment affects us uh but yeah so infrasound is this weird thing and you

00:37:33.960 talk about with big all these people getting hit with the fear and peeing themselves or running away

00:37:37.640 or freezing and you said can i ask you something before we move on because you might be able to

00:37:42.020 explain this to me uh how does the moon affect us in this way because it it's i'm not quite sure that

00:37:47.820 it's vibrating but it's definitely pulling so tidal force so tidal force is a little is a little weird

00:37:53.580 i don't know i'm not a big believer that it's super affecting us besides maybe the psychology

00:37:59.360 side of it and i'm not a psychologist i can just tell you what our bodies are uh you are never absent

00:38:05.200 from the push and pull of the moon the cycles of the moon do not affect its push and pull as far as

00:38:11.220 with us directly uh now the moon is faking gay or maybe it's one shout out one island the moon is 0.68

00:38:20.440 i also want to whatever it's doing is i don't know i feel like it's absolutely fake yeah but but

00:38:26.180 before you get away with it because i could feel we're going someplace else i have this thought in

00:38:30.380 my mind of um sleep paralysis or you know the times that people experience paranormal entities

00:38:36.140 and especially in the paralysis there's often this deep vibrational electric kind of current sensation

00:38:43.160 and it's also accompanied with a tremendous amount of fear dread like doom mortal doom and it's a very

00:38:49.560 unique uh feeling because in in waking life it's very uh few and far in between that you're going

00:38:55.660 to experience that level of doom i've experienced it myself and i've also been in crazy situations in

00:39:01.740 life that have never provoked that kind of an emotion from me and yet this buzzing sensation this

00:39:06.900 electrical vibration whatever you want to call it a lot of people describe it different ways but it

00:39:11.620 all sounds like it's the same thing will also be accompanied with this feeling of doom so

00:39:16.300 you have this presence of some sort of frequency right like we're describing with the infrasound

00:39:22.240 uh and you also have it being accompanied with the sensation of doom or extreme fear um but yet it's

00:39:31.080 coming from a source that isn't tangible that's not you know there beyond you actually snapping out of

00:39:39.820 the paralysis and having whatever the hallucinations are remember remember the story i was telling when uh we

00:39:45.500 had one on they uh they did the testing um like the emergency broadcast test oh yeah yeah yeah i had i had

00:39:53.300 actually put my phone in a faraday box and i went out with my kids to uh the trampoline and we're just

00:39:59.040 like jumping on it looking up and all of a sudden this all the cicadas in the tree start just

00:40:04.440 vibrating in unison like vibrating the tree where my daughter was like she thinks that there's bees

00:40:10.740 around that's how like intensive the buzzing was so i get out and i go to my house because

00:40:16.640 there's contractors there and the second that i go up to them their phones start boop boop boop going

00:40:21.840 off with the emergency broadcast that they were like sending through so i was like that's really

00:40:27.180 interesting that it to me it appears like it's traveling in like a wave like an actual wave

00:40:32.340 and then picked up by their phones yeah it's a wave exactly well we don't see it right the the

00:40:38.240 bugs reacted to it so so for the weird the sleep prowess i think the sleep prowess thing is like

00:40:44.100 three or four different things we're categorizing i think some of it probably is our own brain chemistry

00:40:48.720 playing tricks on us but i do believe in the entities too i do believe something is going on

00:40:54.500 there screwing with us uh whether you want to believe it's aliens or international creatures or

00:40:58.620 demons you know it's really take your pick at that point uh they're none of them are really good

00:41:03.720 uh it's embodied spirits of the nephilim there you go i was gonna say where's one at or where's all at

00:41:10.620 uh and then for the cicadas reacting we know our radio cell waves and television waves affect insects

00:41:19.740 flat out uh that's hyval collapse syndrome in bees here in the u.s here's something all you people may

00:41:26.180 not know every species of bumblebee in the u.s is endangered i guarantee almost 90 of you have not

00:41:37.260 seen a bumblebee this year not a carpenter bee they're different because a hyval collapse syndrome

00:41:43.880 we were just talking about that like an episode or two episodes ago coupled that with this idea of

00:41:55.980 uh einstein saying that you know human beings have x amount of time left on the planet if anything

00:42:02.300 should happen to the bee colonies that's a really bad uh paraphrase of what he said but it's clear

00:42:07.140 that you know bees are integral to our survival on this planet and we were also talking about yeah

00:42:12.880 frequencies uh disrupting their flight patterns and uh you see what was the terminology you used for

00:42:18.960 hyval breakdown or something like that hyval collapse syndrome uh and there's a lot of evidence

00:42:24.140 pointing it's actually cell phones causing it to where they're using the same frequencies to try to

00:42:28.920 travel and communicate with each other and they're getting lost so there's all these colonies that the

00:42:33.240 workers leave and they just never find their way home and these have remarkably good navigation you

00:42:40.020 know these animals have been around for quite a long time and have done very well to where now almost

00:42:45.280 all of the flora of the planet rely on them in some way shape or form for reproduction

00:42:49.880 uh and to more of this man-made horrors they are now making pollinating machines because parts of

00:42:57.780 our country not in the world parts of our country are no longer having pollination and have you ever

00:43:04.020 seen there's these giant feather machines that just kind of bat around the leaves and stuff like that

00:43:09.380 trying to get the pollen to spread because it's so incredibly hard to do for people to do it

00:43:13.520 uh it's almost like you know there's this thing made to do it in nature and they're all gone for

00:43:17.660 some reason uh but no it's it's odd i feel like i forgot you know you just blew my mind when you

00:43:26.880 said that because i was thinking about this whole summer i was like i didn't see one goddamn beat 0.62

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00:43:58.940 charge that's actually yeah i actually have a hard time differentiating between a bumblebee and a

00:44:05.600 and a uh and a carpenter well because i know down here we have like these giant horrifying bees but 0.98

00:44:13.280 they actually burrow into the ground they're not bees at all and they have like a striped black and

00:44:17.460 white abdomen and they're absolutely massive and and horrifying but i don't think that they're the

00:44:22.880 bees that that we need so we can probably get rid how come we're not disrupting like the flight

00:44:26.940 patterns of wasps and hornets and those fucking monstrosities we should be disrupting the flight

00:44:32.360 patterns of uh jeffrey epstein's plane there you go to do that there you go no it's just uh it's just

00:44:39.660 about how their systems work you know wasp and hornets are much more visual you know they have

00:44:44.100 if you look at their eyes compared to their bodies they have gigantic eyes they're using that they're

00:44:48.960 not traveling as far away from their hives either you know these guys are carnivores uh they're not

00:44:54.280 obligate carnivores where they're only eating meat but they're mostly eating meat of you know other

00:44:58.220 bugs meat you know you see a dead animal wasp in the summer up here in ohio are all over it

00:45:03.720 bees are you know eating pollen you know they're actually well they're catching pollen they're

00:45:07.880 actually eating nectar and making honey out of that do you think these other things are carnivorous

00:45:12.840 monsters do you think this is a concerted effort do you or do you just think it's one of those

00:45:16.980 things that happens because we've kind of we're using alien technology i think it's just i think it's

00:45:23.500 just one of these things that happen that when you don't care the industrial evolution proved that

00:45:27.880 like ohio horned serpents is a cryptid uh they were so regularly seen in the ohio river pre-industrial

00:45:34.520 revolution that they would talk about in the ship's logs as almost like landmarks you know they were

00:45:39.520 these big long 60 foot long serpents that had either one two or three humps on their head and that's

00:45:45.920 why they're called ohio horned serpents they're not talking about in fear or revile or myth you know

00:45:50.420 they were talking about as it's seen in the animal uh this second pretty much industrial revolution

00:45:54.740 started in the hot river gone every one of them gone and that's we see that a lot with

00:45:59.540 hyperspeciated species where they really specialize in something or they're really sensitive to

00:46:03.840 environmental change they just leave or they die out you know and we talk about that a lot like you

00:46:09.460 look at the eels left too uh so i think it's just what happens when you forget that you're just as much

00:46:17.440 a part of the environment as that bee or as that ohio horned serpent all right so we we know that uh

00:46:28.720 you think some of these things may be interdimensional that's still on the table

00:46:34.120 um we know that you suspect there's probably something to these paranormal entities sleep

00:46:40.960 paralysis things of that nature uh we know that our cell phone frequencies are turning the bees gay 0.78

00:46:46.860 uh so let's get into this list that you have of uh of of your favorite cryptids because i think it's

00:46:54.520 definitely uh you know at that stage in the in the podcast where i'd like to hear that all right so

00:47:00.040 first things first let's talk about bob bob's not technically a cryptid bob is uh so fungus are

00:47:06.460 actually much more intelligent than any but mushrooms are much more intelligent anybody gives

00:47:10.560 credit for we did an episode a couple a couple months back about arguing about fungal intelligence

00:47:14.600 and they're passing some cognitive tests they're actually using them in computer chips right now

00:47:18.820 because they do processing power much more efficiently and better than any electronic ever

00:47:24.040 that we're integrating them in that episode just came out yesterday okay i gotta listen to that shit 0.81

00:47:30.440 how are mushrooms passing a cognitive test what cognitive tests can you uh uh expose a mushroom

00:47:36.760 to that it's gonna perform in the the quick and dirty uh because there's these are very big long

00:47:43.140 experiments that uh you know we could talk about each experiment for several hours but uh basically

00:47:48.920 the first one is we figured out they could count and they could manage resources uh so they would

00:47:54.580 hoard off food that was close to the main body so you when you see a mushroom above the ground

00:47:59.240 that is the sexual body that is like the fruit of the giant mycelium network underneath the ground

00:48:04.760 mushrooms and fungus themselves actually look like imagine you took a big bundle of wires and cables

00:48:09.520 and you threw them on the ground that's the actual fungal body underneath the ground

00:48:14.340 it's this big almost like a neural network right the actual organ and they're communicating across

00:48:22.500 vast expanses with this giant mycelium uh construct okay okay so an individual strand of

00:48:28.860 mycelia so mycelia are the big bundles the big like big big cables the individual strands the

00:48:35.060 individual string are called hyphae so hyphae are ungodly tiny and they're able to do such amazing

00:48:42.320 things and mycelia are also very amazing but anyways before we get that so they figured out they

00:48:48.260 could count what that means is uh they did both resource management stuff so the mycelia the fungal

00:48:53.380 colonies would wall off food that was closer to the main colony's body so they'd wall it off wall it

00:49:00.660 off wall it off and then they'd go out to eat stuff and basically how they figured out they could count

00:49:05.180 is they had let's say four pieces of food they had blocked off researcher went in removed one took it

00:49:12.140 out of the equation mycelia colony counted and like oh i only got three pieces of food so then it walled off

00:49:18.220 another one so it wanted to have four it always wanted to have four pieces of food when times got

00:49:23.100 hard but it would spread its body way way out far to to feed and it wouldn't feed right away close to

00:49:29.480 it so that's showing levels of intelligence you can argue how much intelligence but it's showing

00:49:33.580 levels of intelligence with resource management and the ability to count to at least four or five

00:49:38.500 raccoons can count to six ravens can count to about 10 or 12 so we're already talking about certain

00:49:44.820 levels of animal intelligence how high can a lobster count huh how high do lobsters count

00:49:50.620 their lobsters can't fucking count dude they can't count at all they're kind of immortal

00:49:55.000 there you go i gave one for both of you all right uh yeah please take a side damn it i just love

00:50:06.780 helping just love helping out uh yeah so they could count and they also figured out they put them

00:50:11.860 through a stress test so they uh mushrooms can actually intercommunicate between different

00:50:19.520 species so not their own species of mushroom but they can communicate with other species of mushroom

00:50:26.980 and pass very complex information off and we're not really sure how they do this we just know they

00:50:32.040 do this and here's i'll tell you how they we know they do it they had a box with about 15 colonies

00:50:36.260 of different species of mushroom in it uh in this basically big box of dirt they put this box of dirt

00:50:43.420 through the worst heat and drought there where most of the species died maybe one or two survived

00:50:49.860 then they had this giant box with about 100 or 115 species and this giant box was like mushroom

00:50:57.020 paradise all these mushrooms in this never knew any hardship you know so they were pretty much living

00:51:01.620 they took the survivors from the apocalypse box and put them into the to the paradise box

00:51:08.660 and then they turned the paradise box into the death box so with the first death box like 95 of the

00:51:16.700 mushrooms died the second death time they did the death box with the big colonies with keep in mind most

00:51:22.220 these colonies have never experienced a hardship 95 survived wow so that shows that this colonies that

00:51:31.460 survived the hardship they figured out how to resource water how to resource food during these extreme

00:51:35.140 droughts and heats they went over there and they told everybody hey this is how you survive this we

00:51:39.320 figured it out here's how we need to do and they all did it they all survived with flying it's so much

00:51:45.340 dramatic and it's dr p money from the miami university here in ohio that did those studies

00:51:49.440 and like i said that's the very simplified version of those studies uh they're gonna fucking kill us 0.86

00:51:56.780 if they wanted to they would have done it a long time ago i agree yeah it seems like they're

00:52:01.300 trying to help us like mushrooms just have great benefits all around we're just a blip on their

00:52:06.240 screen so i think because uh the oldest the oldest complex fossil we have is a mycelia network it's

00:52:12.100 about 500 million years old and it's a complex mycelia network and it's very similar to the ones we

00:52:17.300 have today so they were that complex 500 million years ago and so they've just been chilling so we're

00:52:25.020 just extras on like on the mushrooms or the or the yeah we're just the next guy in line incredible

00:52:32.320 now bob wild yeah yeah what is bob please explain bob what is bob bob is the single largest living

00:52:40.300 organism ever as far as we can tell uh if you kind of squished his body together he's 2200 acres uh you

00:52:50.140 know squared so he's insanely big he's actually an entire state for

00:52:55.640 sorry he's actually an entire state forest out in oregon is on his back bob is a honey mushroom

00:53:03.320 he's a pink honey mushroom uh so how we discovered bob is bob they drilled in to do a core sample in

00:53:09.640 the 1900s in this forest and 100 acres of trees died the next day so mushrooms actually we used to

00:53:17.140 think it was more of a democracy trading back and forth resources but now we know it's more

00:53:20.860 one-sided mushrooms have the ability to integrate into plants and control them and insects so bob

00:53:29.420 was controlling bob actually controls the entire forest on his back he's integrated his mycelia and

00:53:34.020 hyphae networks into the trees and is running them but it benefits the forest too because he keeps a

00:53:38.620 perfectly healthy sustaining environment so through now soil sample evidence we found out bob

00:53:44.260 systematically kills sections of forest on his back to promote grassland growth to re-nutrify the

00:53:50.980 soil and he does this like a big clock it's very scary because you're describing that if the mushrooms

00:53:55.980 did take over it would be a dictatorship and there would be a lot of genocide i just think we would

00:54:00.460 already be dead i'm just telling you we'd already be dead they'd have got rid of us a long time ago

00:54:04.640 if they cared all i'm saying is we can't wait that's too much power at fanduel casino you get

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00:54:34.900 to speak to an advisor free of charge for one entity we have to do something about this before bob

00:54:42.080 decides that he's had enough he's he's 45 000 years old estimates you know put him on he's 45 000 years

00:54:49.080 young uh he's got two sisters the one's 25 000 and one's 15 000 years old uh they're not nearly as big

00:54:56.440 as him but they're still substantially large um so for here in the u.s healthy soil per square inch

00:55:04.320 should have six meters of mycelia network or like six what is it it's like six or seven hundred

00:55:11.040 feet or six or seven hundred miles of hyphae wow per square inch mushrooms are the giant wolf the world

00:55:18.800 the world wide web is actually mycelia networks they're in the bottom of the ocean we found them in

00:55:23.900 both the ice caps on the planet we found them in the upper atmosphere they're everywhere fungus rule

00:55:30.120 the world and you're just living in it what do you make of this idea that you know we're always

00:55:36.160 cautioned against and i'm not certainly not giving anybody advice to eat mushrooms but you're always

00:55:40.360 cautioned against eating any mushrooms that you find out in the wild and it's it's my opinion

00:55:45.740 an entirely uneducated opinion that that caution is very hyperbolic like the the percentage of uh

00:55:53.780 mushrooms that will actually kill you are it's like upper 90 percent are edible and won't kill you

00:56:01.880 maybe we'll make you a little bit sick but won't kill you there's a big range in the middle

00:56:06.220 they are not good to eat but they won't kill you okay okay that's that big section in the middle

00:56:16.060 uh the problem is is it really depends on what species much me and my wife go foraging for

00:56:21.040 mushrooms and stuff like that and i i believe mushrooms are actually sentient i think you're

00:56:25.420 fine to harvest them just put them in a burlap sack or you know potato bag so the spores can spread

00:56:30.000 that's the fruiting body is what it's supposed to do to spread spores as long as you're helping

00:56:33.480 them spread spores i think you're okay but when you uh what was i saying before that oh my gosh

00:56:42.160 that's like a tiny mom was gonna turn on us and he's gonna uh eventually infect us and we're gonna

00:56:47.300 have a mass uh what's that movie um the last of us where cordyceps mushrooms uh take over our our

00:56:53.860 corpses and and turn us into rage monsters i think you were just in the rage monsters part

00:56:58.460 cordyceps like they like insects and insects and vertebrates because they need them as a part of

00:57:03.500 the reproductive cycle there were mushrooms are really weird with that stuff uh but no if if they

00:57:10.020 wanted mushrooms good yeah mushrooms are good oh no sorry that uh eating the mushroom that's what

00:57:16.520 we were just talking about uh the problem is is there are when you go out and forage mushrooms

00:57:22.200 uh you've got to really know what you're doing because some of them like here in ohio

00:57:26.520 we have green scale mushrooms which will just make you sick like you eat them you're not going to enjoy

00:57:32.540 eating them but you're not going to die uh but then we have devastating angels that look just like

00:57:39.620 them that will kill you and you'll it'll suck the whole time you're dying wow so the problem is is 0.85

00:57:45.820 there's not a lot of middle ground there's like diarrhea or painful death where blood's coming like

00:57:53.060 blood for the devastating angels like blood comes out of your eyes and your ears and you kind of turn

00:57:57.000 to gel don't eat them they look really similar too that's the problem is these big family groups 1.00

00:58:03.920 mushrooms hundreds of thousands of species of fungus so you have like morels are big popular

00:58:09.820 where i'm at in ohio uh false morels are really easy to tell from normal morels false morels are

00:58:16.440 toxic but not to the level where you're going to die or anything like that you know it's going to

00:58:20.680 suck if you eat one don't get me wrong uh or jack-o'-lanterns look like sand trails here

00:58:25.940 jack-o'-lanterns are also another toxic one to where if you try if you forcibly kept them in your

00:58:30.880 stomach it would kill you your body won't let you if you eat a jack-o'-lantern you'll know pretty 1.00

00:58:36.940 fast you eat a jack-o'-lantern your body will forcibly remove it what if you took a bite of bob

00:58:42.200 bob's edible bob's a honey mushroom you can eat them they're good

00:58:45.920 all right bob's the man bob every year so okay so we have uh bob the absolutely massive uh living

00:58:58.340 network of mushrooms with a forest on its back uh now let's let's move past bob what what else is on

00:59:05.760 the list so trey's alps giant salamander have you ever heard of this oh i've only heard of giant

00:59:11.540 salamander in the context of like dungeons and dragons video games that i used to play where you

00:59:15.420 would fight them in cave systems and they would have swords and armors and i don't think that's

00:59:19.100 what you're talking about maybe maybe no so let me tell you i've seen a picture and i probably

00:59:24.780 it's probably what you're talking about like a salamander that i it looked like it was bigger

00:59:29.740 than a man so you're talking about the japanese giant salamander which is probably a cousin what

00:59:33.880 we're talking about so it's a cryptid uh it's never been proven to exist it's in the trinity's

00:59:37.340 alps california uh cool thing about this it was seen a lot in the 60s it's been seen for hundreds of

00:59:42.540 years but mostly in the 60s almost all of the sightings were from herpetologist

00:59:49.440 so herpetologist is a person that studies reptiles and amphibians so it's a highly credible sightings

00:59:55.880 to where it's a guy that's researched giant japanese salamander for example is one of the

00:59:59.200 guys that had seen giant japanese salamanders look down one of these crater lakes in the mountains

01:00:02.980 like oh that's a giant japanese salamander down there and the u.s is missing that part of the u.s is

01:00:11.000 missing its giant salamander so this whole northern hemisphere has had giant salamanders the

01:00:15.740 european one just went extinct relatively recently uh and you know the giant japanese get six foot

01:00:20.700 long so the giant chinese get six foot long they get to be about 100 pounds uh canada's reported 0.93

01:00:26.120 they've ever heard of a canadian alligator is another cryptid that's associated with this it's

01:00:29.000 very salamander like these guys aren't pushovers either you know giant salamanders are pretty

01:00:33.300 active predators uh don't get bit by one it would suck and if you're a small child they will drown you

01:00:39.420 you know we're talking about you know the same size as six foot six foot alligator

01:00:43.880 it's you know it's not a small weak animal but you hear the word salamander and you think of

01:00:49.080 something that looks like a little lizard top are you pulling that up because i was actually about

01:00:53.840 to do the same thing yeah i'm just looking at what he's talking about because he's blowing my mind

01:00:57.260 here so the giant japanese you look up they're carrying pictures of them lately you know uh and

01:01:02.800 they're bouncing back so the you the we the problem with the trinity's alps giant salamanders i think it

01:01:08.020 still exists we're going to do an expedition for it in a couple years uh because i was a biologist

01:01:13.540 but i actually know a couple of the world the best herpetologist here in the u.s and we're all

01:01:19.040 going to go out there and catch this thing hey what sort of terrain are you looking in again

01:01:23.180 uh it sucks it's the alps it's the trinity's alps holy crap dude no i'm bringing that it's also 0.83

01:01:31.240 dangerous isn't it oh there's a lot of bears and apparently giant salamander i'll deal with the

01:01:37.880 giant salamanders i mean yeah so that's a giant japanese salamander dude i love it that's a i mean

01:01:46.640 that's about a medium-sized one dude he's holding a ninja turtle uh so this is the inspiration of the

01:01:53.880 kappa have you ever heard of the japanese folklore cryptid the kappa that's the inspiration for him 0.96

01:01:58.480 oh the the the sort of turtle man with the yeah the water on his head yeah so that's from japan

01:02:04.780 it's the cryptid that inspire it's the animal that inspired that oh so you don't think that the kappa 1.00

01:02:10.320 is real because i i heard not long ago a kappa encounter i i do think the kappa is real i think 0.84

01:02:16.940 well there's i think there's other things too i think what is traditionally viewed as the ancient

01:02:21.160 kappa legends and they've they've changed a lot now what we're talking about ancient kappa i think it

01:02:26.800 was inspired by the giant japanese salamander because they would take a child you know these

01:02:30.420 are like alligators you know when they used to be thousands of them now they're very endangered

01:02:34.900 but i think that's what inspired it now you have this whole thing with it loving buttholes and trying

01:02:40.460 to steal your orbs out of your butt that's literally kappa lore right now but they love they 0.57

01:02:47.900 steal or we have i don't know which question is your butthole and they hate cucumbers

01:02:53.500 they're like cats let me tell you the freaking like international international cryptos kind of

01:03:00.540 suck like what you just described to me stinks um the chupacabra kind of kind of sucks the gin i

01:03:08.320 don't even know what that does the u.s has some bad ones too like uh i i'm we're allowed to anyways

01:03:14.680 the adobe whatever you want okay whatever you want man go ahead dick monster out of florida hey 0.93

01:03:20.380 yo what the adobe dick monster i don't know about this one tell me about this is it he 0.85

01:03:27.120 in daytona beach florida it was like a dinosaur mixed with a giant penis and testicles 0.54

01:03:33.440 that's what you know wait a second how was that wait up i need to know everything about it uh

01:03:43.040 where did we're gonna go hunting the dick monster

01:03:44.940 we're definitely gonna do that oh gosh but no so yeah there's some bad us too what do you know

01:03:54.460 what do you know about that do you know anything else about the adobe adobo dick monster it was only

01:03:59.600 for a summer and it was seen all around this one walmart in by daytona beach

01:04:06.000 i'm just getting food i just googled it and just came up with food with adobe what was what did you

01:04:14.040 say it was called adobe i can't remember it's something oh uh cryptid wiki has it you know you

01:04:20.160 just look up dick monster you'll find it we do have cooler ones though because he just tried to

01:04:25.440 get me to to google dick monster this guy this guy's hilarious encrypted wiki after okay uh you know 0.55

01:04:35.000 you were saying before about the um the chupacabra what's interesting about the chupacabra is like the

01:04:39.700 transformation that it went through because in like old mexican lore the chupacabra was much more of

01:04:44.940 like an alien and i believe it had like spines it had reptile skin puerto rican not mexican

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01:05:17.600 puerto rican mexican are we talking about juan again he's not in the chat anymore i don't think but

01:05:24.180 uh but all of a sudden it transforms into a excuse me into a like a dog with mange so we did a big

01:05:34.360 we did a couple episodes on that the puerto rican chupacabra is completely different than the mexican

01:05:39.160 u.s chupacabra uh and there's about a six-year gap and it's because that the puerto rican chupacabra

01:05:45.360 got so much news feed that there was a weird thing seen in mexico so they just gave it a spanish-sounding

01:05:50.480 name that really has nothing to do like the mexican one never sucked blood never did it killed goats 0.80

01:05:56.140 sir but it mostly killed chickens same with the puerto rican chupacabra that you know they did

01:05:59.880 killed very few goats uh but yeah that was the big thing is the puerto rican one was even seen to have 1.00

01:06:06.460 wings a couple of times they're very different things with american tv wanting to slap the same

01:06:12.320 name on him because it was catchy it is a great yeah we ruined him is that is that still being uh

01:06:19.220 seen no oh the blue dog one is yeah it's probably a zullo dog what's a zullo dog see this is just like

01:06:28.480 the you ever seen the blue hairless dogs in mexico oh no type in zullo dog or zullo dog with an

01:06:36.220 x uh they got like a mate like i get like a little mane but they're blue skinned blue tongued

01:06:41.520 it's probably a hybrid or an ancient relative of that dog i see them kind of looks like anubis

01:06:47.120 yeah yeah yeah uh and it's probably that mixing with coyotes yeah that's that dog's native to mexico

01:06:53.860 so it's probably that thing mixing with coyotes getting it it's it's not a common they're very

01:06:58.560 expensive to try to buy one now like as a breeder uh but you know they were a mexican breed so there's

01:07:04.920 these wild populations of dogs that have those traits of being you know hairless skin blue you 0.97

01:07:11.300 know yeah then they look like a little monster and they have fangs i get so i get so upset look at

01:07:16.820 his fangs this is crazy he's got a little he looks like a little vampire deer yeah i always get so

01:07:24.140 upset whenever they reference dogs as being blue and then they're dude you're never blowing my mind

01:07:28.300 right no they're never the purple he's he's blowing my mind because like like you're just

01:07:33.740 coming out here very casually saying all these animals that i had no idea existed first he comes

01:07:38.860 on here and talks about his job which i never thought existed now you're just casually telling

01:07:43.980 me like half the cryptids i believe in like this is what they are and i'm like looking i've never seen

01:07:48.340 this thing but i could understand why some puerto ricans would be freaking out in a field if this guy

01:07:52.960 started eating their chickens right well i'm really gonna blow your mind with the next one

01:07:56.800 okay i'm excited well we know what the mongolian death worm was

01:08:01.380 so i i got an animal for you that the mongolian death worm is so let's talk about the mongolian

01:08:08.420 death worm you know it's they're not big they were never in any of the historic reciting ever said to

01:08:13.240 be large that's more of the modernized movie versions of them where they're you know fairly big

01:08:18.000 but the biggest account you know pre-1950s was like three foot long most of them are a foot and a

01:08:23.820 half to three foot long bright red in color no eyes big open front mouth uh they have the ability

01:08:29.620 of electric like electric uh electrical shock and they can spit venom they can spit a very corrosive

01:08:36.780 acid or venom towards their prey or his defense

01:08:39.660 yeah they don't look like that they most reports said they had teeth

01:08:45.020 uh they were very dangerous and they were not found in the open deserts of mongolia ever

01:08:52.220 no no ever report they weren't found in the sand they were almost exclusively found so mongolia

01:08:59.720 actually has tons and tons and tons of wetlands and swamp they were found on the border regions

01:09:04.640 between where the swampland would meet these forests or the deserts they were never found out in the desert

01:09:09.720 they were never found fully in the swamp they were hanging around these borderlands so if you're

01:09:13.080 talking about a burrowing animal that makes a lot of sense you know the soil is moist but it's not

01:09:17.480 drenched you know it's not super dry it's not have to in mongolia gets cold at night you know it's not

01:09:22.680 you have this idea of the desert but you see the monk you know people from mongolia what are they

01:09:26.580 always dressed up when they have like 18 layers of fur on because it sucks at night it's 110 degrees

01:09:32.420 during the day and 12 degrees at night so what have i told you there's a creature

01:09:38.960 it's soft-bodied like the mongolian death worm is bright red like the mongolian death worm so they 1.00

01:09:46.640 even said if you touch mongolian death worm you would die what have i told you has a very corrosive

01:09:51.420 venom on its skin or toxins the mongolian death worm shoots venom at its prey

01:09:58.160 sorry sounds like it sounds like you're describing the the the pink thing that comes out of my dog

01:10:06.780 but go on of course so shoots venom at its prey or as a defensive mechanism this animal does that too

01:10:13.140 the only thing that doesn't do is the is the electrical shock but that could be explained

01:10:17.080 with static electricity in the desert because if you walk ever walk in the desert you shock yourself a

01:10:21.120 lot because static electricity we have even sorry i'm sorry to interrupt but i was going to say isn't

01:10:26.800 that not really that much of a stretch i mean we have electric eels you've got a serpentine creature

01:10:30.760 electricity is in stingrays eels fish like all kinds of stuff electric eels are the famous one

01:10:36.420 because they have the best they're the best at it but it's happened a lot uh no velvet worms you ever

01:10:43.480 heard of a velvet worm so they're an ancient organism they're also about 500 million years old

01:10:49.980 they're the only invertebrates they're squishy they look like gummy bear centipedes is the best way to

01:10:54.520 describe them they're big fluffy but they shoot their venom and their intestines out of their 0.89

01:11:01.160 mouth at prey and predators they're very corrosive they're bright red they can be all kinds of colors

01:11:05.980 but the ones we're talking about are bright red in color they can be very corrosive to touch

01:11:09.300 and get this they're the only uh invertebrate with complex social structures and i'm not talking

01:11:16.880 about ants where they have this cast system and it's all you know ones reproducing we're talking more

01:11:21.460 like lions where they'll actually share in prey kills and they'll get an order of hierarchy who

01:11:25.640 gets to eat first and stuff like that they'll take down animals much larger than you should pull a

01:11:30.000 picture up for people for that one a velvet name again velvet like you know velvet worm there's

01:11:36.460 dozens it's interesting because uh it i get the sense that based off of the description and certainly

01:11:42.920 based off of the cartoon image that we initially brought up these are the things that like get snowballed

01:11:48.460 uh through the imagination into things like tremors right or like the giant worm creature from star

01:11:54.120 wars and things like that it's like these are the the origin stories of of uh sci-fi fantasy creatures

01:12:00.400 100 so here's another crazy thing that connects the mongolian death worm to velvet worms

01:12:05.100 so a lot of the reports of mongolian death worms and they like they come in all shapes colors sizes

01:12:11.780 some of them you can kind of cute yeah i i've wanted them for pets for years uh so oh sorry

01:12:19.880 what was i saying oh a lot the reproductive cycle so mongolian death worms are often said

01:12:24.760 to reproduce in death that when you kill one babies will burst out of it okay that shows the

01:12:32.440 library you know that they they they probably if you did kill mongolian death worms probably close to

01:12:36.840 giving birth anyways uh velvet worms do that velvet worms give birth the full size velvet worms they

01:12:43.100 don't lay eggs they pop out like mammals little velvet worms so if you're talking about and you

01:12:49.020 know our biggest velvet worm we have documented it's like you know seven eight inches long the

01:12:53.180 biggest mongolian death worm historically report is three foot you know before we got to the you know

01:12:56.940 industrialization movies of making these things oh the squonk poor i hate that thing i actually

01:13:03.820 hideous it's there's that's the painting above my head oh yeah is that what that is yeah it's a

01:13:10.560 squonk crime it's a little hideous uh sad cryptid a very strange one that one feels like it's not

01:13:17.560 natural like it is from a lab somewhere i can explain the squonk away too if you really wanted

01:13:23.120 yeah but i like the squonk but uh the velvet worm is a good a good analog for what could be

01:13:30.840 the mongolian death worm they have a lot of the similar traits they have all these things that

01:13:35.460 connect it just shows that velvet worms are very misunderstood right now in science they're

01:13:40.580 extremely rare uh they live in really weird environments a lot of transitional environments

01:13:45.380 a lot of stuff that's really hard to study like the mongolian death worm you know we're living in a 0.98

01:13:49.340 very world of two extremes the hot and cold that's what these velvet worms are really good at they live

01:13:55.120 in these weird areas to where there's extremes being meted but it's also really hard to research

01:13:59.500 i saw this video the other day of uh somebody on the beach where the uh the the tide was coming in

01:14:07.600 and out and they put a fish against the sand and all of a sudden this worm came out and with a sort

01:14:13.800 of a leatherman or something like that they dude that thing when they pulled it out it was like

01:14:18.580 four feet long or something like that they pulled it straight out of the sand it was

01:14:22.240 dude it was absolutely horrifying bobbit worms do you know where those are indigenous too so that i

01:14:31.220 never fucking go there the ocean hey dude what don't go to the ocean oh god there's a there's a 0.91

01:14:39.760 similar creature pretty much in every beach in every part of the ocean whether you're cold hot it

01:14:44.940 doesn't matter there's there's a bunch of stuff that live in the sand you you're walking on living

01:14:49.800 sand like uh sand moles and stuff like that they're constantly everywhere you are walking on stuff

01:14:55.620 that is moving all the time i don't like it i don't like it now it's like with the ocean you're

01:15:01.360 just better off don't thinking about it at all if you don't like it that's always bugged me about

01:15:06.740 sharks and stuff like that that people complain about shark attacks and shark infested waters no

01:15:11.500 there's no such thing as shark infested waters the sharks live there yeah if you don't want to go

01:15:16.160 in the water with sharks go into a pool yeah it's like going into the jungle explaining about the

01:15:23.960 jaguars yeah i used to live where they live so it's like the ocean is like that's just a wild spot once

01:15:30.580 you decide to step foot in there you're like well whatever happens happens here you are agreeing to

01:15:34.420 step several pegs down the food chain every time you go on the ocean that is the thought we are

01:15:41.420 cognizant enough to make that decision before proceeding and people still do it i've i used to

01:15:47.700 shark fish in the open ocean i are on the beach and stuff like that i've had big sharks around me

01:15:51.900 never once really felt afraid of them but i understood what i was the risk and everything

01:15:56.300 like that i was you know i've caught some big bull sharks and some big hammerheads and stuff like that

01:16:01.080 so there's a lot of risk with dealing with these animals do you guys remember the story about this

01:16:06.560 the family that went to some beach in florida like three years in a row got attacked by a shark

01:16:11.180 three years in a row each member of the family was it what was that new smyrna at the yes i believe so

01:16:19.640 capital of the world you know why

01:16:23.080 several species go there to give birth including bull sharks uh so what happens is you have a whole

01:16:32.300 bunch of sharks that are half a foot long or a foot long swimming around and they are hungry you

01:16:37.540 know they're just born and they see your hand going by and your hand's the size of a little fish

01:16:42.020 so they bite your hand and then they you move and they're like oh that's a lot bigger than i thought

01:16:47.220 it was and they let go and that's it you got bit by a shark it was a shark attack it happens is shark

01:16:53.940 was the size of your shoe but it was a shark bit you that's what happens in new smyrna and that's

01:16:59.180 where i used to shark fish a lot big bulls would come in both to give birth and prey upon other

01:17:03.340 species seen pilot whales there once at night that was very scary

01:17:07.280 yeah when we were driving to um to meet up with utop to go to uh what was that st petersburg i we

01:17:16.500 saw someone coming over a big bridge and there was something i think it was whales just right off

01:17:21.220 the side of the the the bridge uh breaching the water and i was like holy shit and i had to swerve and

01:17:26.440 not uh crash so so let's um let's go to because we're hitting the we got 15 minutes left and so

01:17:33.820 uh you have a better handle on the amount of time it's going to take you per per uh cryptid so if you

01:17:41.320 feel like you want to skip any or if you feel like you can squeeze them in but it's all uh the balls in

01:17:45.760 your court so what do you want do you want nasty or do you want organic ufos i want oh damn okay 0.71

01:17:53.760 dude what come on that's that's a that's a layup i think that's a layup nessie is nessie is an old

01:18:00.360 dirty washed up i know we've had i knew i knew it was going to hurt justin saying that we've had

01:18:07.160 our time guys have a good night see here's the thing here's the thing i agree with you about

01:18:12.580 nessie nessie's kind of boring but i feel like what justin's going to tell us about nessie will

01:18:16.600 make us more interested but then you said organic ufos and now i'm like really kind of that's what we

01:18:21.780 kind of got famous for there for a while all right look um does nessie lean towards the what 1.00

01:18:29.200 is it a um something something with a p the dinosaur species uh it is okay a plesiosaur is

01:18:37.240 a marine reptile not a dinosaur i'm sorry okay there we go yeah and no sorry i'm sorry my apologies

01:18:43.260 no it's a fight me and jay have all the time it's nothing to do with you how dare you i just stepped

01:18:48.780 i just stepped into some baggage i felt it yeah nothing to do with you it's just the guy that

01:18:53.840 sits in the other chair next to me eight hours a day it's a fight we have often all right look top

01:19:00.440 i say well what do you vote for do you vote uh uh uh nessie

01:19:06.820 god this is a tough one okay how about this we're gonna let fate decide we're gonna let fate decide

01:19:13.740 we're gonna on on we're gonna do one round of rock paper scissors i think if i win

01:19:18.220 no there's no delay dude don't worry about that all right if i win it's the organic ufos if you win

01:19:23.600 it's nessie all right let's go one rock two now there's a fucking delay wait no you never opened 0.95

01:19:31.260 your fucking hand dude that was bullshit because here's the thing a lot of people say rock paper 0.98

01:19:36.800 scissors says and then you shoot and some people go where are you from i'm from new york this is

01:19:44.480 what i mean this is there's a cultural divide here that's what i was 45 minutes south of you in new

01:19:49.460 jersey we never said says that's not even a rock paper scissors country i'll tell you that you know

01:19:55.600 what i guess you win this round because i'm from a really fucked up place yeah i agree with that dude 0.87

01:20:00.880 let's go organic ufos because i want to hear about organic ufos and that movie nope really did an

01:20:05.600 awesome job with uh with the organic ufos thing because it's a it's like right in front of you the

01:20:10.080 whole time but it's something i never considered uh seriously until i watched that our first episode

01:20:16.000 months out before the trailer even came out for that we stole your idea son of a bitch i'm just saying 1.00

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01:20:51.320 to speak to an advisor free of charge the most research that's publicized about it with the most

01:20:57.720 detail uh we've probably done about 15 hours publicly on it uh and wait can you boil it into

01:21:03.560 15 minutes yeah you have 10 and no i mean if we go over a tiny bit long yeah i'm fine with that it

01:21:12.360 doesn't matter the other room is when i when it's time to go me too so how do you start this do you start

01:21:18.200 with um uh sightings that you would consider lend themselves to organic ufos is there i think the

01:21:26.640 ufos are a big category right you know it's on a day if i find out it's anything it's anything that's

01:21:31.000 up there this is about five to six percent of ufo sightings in my opinion that where they have these

01:21:36.400 weird characteristics that kind of stick out to me they lean more towards an animal versus or a thing

01:21:40.940 a living thing versus you know a piece of machinery interdimensional stuff whatever you know it's just

01:21:46.780 there's a small category we're talking about let's talk about the largest environment on the planet

01:21:54.720 that has been the least researched the upper atmosphere so we live in what's called the

01:22:00.180 troposphere it goes to about 10 miles up okay uh that's the smallest part of our atmosphere it's very

01:22:05.600 very tiny the next so right on sitting on top of that and that's not right at where they meet it's

01:22:11.880 in the stratosphere which is the next layer but on just into the stratosphere there's the ozone layer

01:22:18.240 which is like our radiation shield so above that you know we thought there's all this story there

01:22:24.500 as you go up in the atmosphere it gets colder colder colder right well that's not fully correct

01:22:30.460 it goes it gets colder colder colder colder colder till you hit the border where the ozone is

01:22:35.760 and then it starts getting warmer again and the hottest part is where the stratosphere meets the

01:22:41.700 mesosphere which is the next layer above the stratosphere so right in that section of the

01:22:47.420 atmosphere it's like 45 degrees and there's a bunch of liquid water available so there's this massive the

01:22:53.860 biggest amount of surface water on the planet is in there and there's this massive environment we

01:22:59.140 haven't researched so in 2019 nasa did a series of studies to where they built these things that are

01:23:04.300 similar to what i used to use called hestradendis so a hestradendi is a microbe in bug hotel essentially

01:23:09.960 you put them in the environment they have little tiny gaps that range from you know millimeters

01:23:14.440 micrometers tall you know several inches tall and that life gets in there there's food and it's you

01:23:19.540 know safe from other things so you get an idea of what's all living in the environment so they want

01:23:24.460 to do these high altitude studies and these biologists were expecting to find you know maybe

01:23:30.260 a maximum of 14 species of plant animal functus whatever you know any kind of life maximum 14

01:23:36.200 species they put these things up there and when they bring them down they actually find like 4 000

01:23:43.980 5 000 species of everything they found and they did several times they found a representative

01:23:51.440 of every biological clade except vertebrates so that means there's a jellyfish cousin up there

01:23:59.940 there's a mushroom cousin up there bacteria algae plant everything is up there that is on the surface

01:24:05.820 and in the ocean which would make sense you know we have representatives so there's this humongous

01:24:11.600 and then covid hit so they stopped doing the study you know uh but that you know that's going right

01:24:17.120 into covid so they're they haven't continued the study at least publicly so they hit just the edge

01:24:22.880 just the lip of the stratosphere and started finding mass amounts of life species of everything

01:24:31.540 and so there's this whole thing so uh the early rocketeers going into the stratosphere the mesosphere

01:24:39.340 for a little bit there's these reports that they'd hit for just a second they'd sit on the windows

01:24:44.340 green slime and they thought it was an atmospheric anomaly like it was something with leaving the

01:24:49.860 atmosphere and stuff like that they hit a green slime and then it'd burn off you know really quick

01:24:54.300 because they're moving pretty fast it actually is more likely now that they were hitting gigantic

01:24:59.980 algae pockets atmospheric algae which is the basis of you know all environments on this planet

01:25:06.240 every every major environment is algae you know these small single cell you know even single cell

01:25:11.760 organisms so it seems like they were hitting these giant and we're talking hundreds of miles wide you

01:25:17.240 know two miles thick pockets algae because the atmosphere goes all the way up to over six thousand

01:25:21.720 or goes all the way up to six thousand miles so we got a lot of space and then once you get to like

01:25:26.980 the exosphere it's pretty much segregated gas it'd be very hard for something to be living up there full 0.97

01:25:31.580 time how does the food get up there though how does the original stuff get up there

01:25:36.140 now what happens is these inversions of our lower atmosphere from the troposphere

01:25:41.720 so wind and all this stuff is pushing what's called detritus detritus is just a big fancy word

01:25:47.920 for crap in the air whether it's dust or organic particles anything like that it's called detritus

01:25:55.220 we have a bunch of species in the in our environments that eat detritus you know they're

01:25:59.600 specialized in eating detritus uh so what happens is when these detritus hits these wind-filled detritus

01:26:06.140 hits these mountain ranges they shoot straight up and they actually punch a little hole

01:26:09.560 in the border of the troposphere and the stratosphere and they get pushed up and they

01:26:14.040 get stuck up there a lot of these early studies actually found ground flies up there that's showing

01:26:20.340 that something the size of a fly can get shoved away up there uh you know they die you know and

01:26:25.000 there's even found some seeds and stuff up there so that's a good source of food it is extremely

01:26:32.080 similar sorry it's extremely similar to the open ocean by that i mean there's no hard surfaces

01:26:40.920 and there's extreme pressures so where you talk about the open the open ocean the deep ocean

01:26:46.560 having extreme dense pressures no pushing in this has the opposite pressures pushing out

01:26:53.220 you know it's less pressure on the body than we would be used to

01:26:57.420 uh yeah so that's kind of this first basis of just the borderline of life being up there

01:27:03.660 so so far i you know and this is the quick really really quick version uh yeah so far i pointed out

01:27:10.960 to you there's algae up there just like the ocean and there's little microorganisms like the open ocean

01:27:15.800 so all we're missing is the whales and the sharks i think that's what you're you know we've talked

01:27:22.380 about ours all kinds of ufo sightings of giant jellyfish like creatures uh these giant space

01:27:27.120 with the sky snakes these space worms all these creatures and then my favorite is the disc i think

01:27:32.760 a lot of these silver discs you see are actually living creatures uh and me and tony on a show tony

01:27:39.480 was picking on me about this tony markle was picking on me about this i said the tic-tac video was

01:27:43.960 probably an organic creature because the way it was playing with the pilot i don't know if you guys

01:27:48.140 have ever experienced dolphin playing with a tugboat you know they're going front beside they screw

01:27:52.040 around with them until they get bored then they leave they're so much faster and more maneuverable

01:27:55.680 than the boat that they you know they kind of play with them until they get bored they leave

01:27:59.000 that's what was happening with that fighter pilot you know it's on the side of him it's in front of

01:28:04.060 him it's behind him it's beneath him it's above him it's screwing around with him it's letting him

01:28:07.360 lock targets on him for a second then moving and then when it gets bored it goes you know 6 000

01:28:12.080 miles an hour and just shoots off so these are hyper evolved organisms from the upper atmosphere

01:28:16.900 so are you saying potentially like the discs for example um you know immediately if you wanted to

01:28:24.520 chalk that up to an organic organism what comes to mind is you know the various shelled species of the

01:28:30.240 ocean it's sort of the i personally am thinking fungus i think they are a type of fungus they're

01:28:36.220 hyper evolved fungus uh because there actually are some mushrooms that their tops will be they uh now i'm

01:28:41.360 running out i'm trying to remember common names they're they are like shelled almost where they're like 0.84

01:28:46.400 hard to steal and we're talking about something that would be extremely hard for a vertebrate or a

01:28:51.900 fish to do but an invertebrate or a fungus it doesn't have the same organ systems we do could do these 0.98

01:28:57.980 speeds and these maneuvers and not you know rip themselves apart on the inside and this comes a lot

01:29:03.100 of this comes from one big and i'm trying to i didn't put it down but there was uh a pilot in a

01:29:07.720 mesa out west colorado i believe he landed his plane he took him and his buddies out on his plane and

01:29:13.760 landed on top of a mesa which is these big tall pillar stones and they get up there they're having

01:29:18.840 a picnic they wanted to spend the day up there the whole day up in the upper atmosphere they're

01:29:23.560 seeing what looks like glitter shining back and forth they're just like that's weird weird eventually

01:29:29.640 this thing comes crashing down on the mesa with him it's about four foot in diameter it's got a silver

01:29:36.720 top shell and a silver bottom shell and it's where it's opening along the sides you can see what they

01:29:42.540 assumed were eyes and little pieces like tentacles it had a chunk missing out of one side of it and

01:29:48.920 he said as best as he could describe it was bleeding and it was bleeding this gold silvery what looked

01:29:55.020 like liquid until it hit the ground that it was strings just like hyphae hyphae mycelia oh yeah it was

01:30:03.160 making noises and you know it was glowing it had spots on it that glowed you know it had bioluminescent

01:30:07.960 spots and they watched this thing for like 20 30 minutes making noise and it was dying and they're

01:30:12.040 like you know they don't know what to do with it it's not like any animal they've ever seen

01:30:14.880 then about the 20 minute mark this giant one that was very similar comes cruising out of the sky

01:30:22.280 and grabs it and takes off and they were very happy because they thought it was the mother of

01:30:27.920 the thing coming to save it i think more likely it was the predator the the main predator that was

01:30:32.460 hunting these things the silver you know they're dodging it and it found it because they're very

01:30:36.320 shiny uh and you think that would be a disadvantage right being very shiny well if you look at the

01:30:42.260 open ocean a lot of these animals that they hide in plain sight are extremely shiny they're reflecting

01:30:46.180 all the light they can it works very good when you're in the open ocean environment or the upper

01:30:50.500 atmospheric environment where there's no structure not really good when you're laying on a brown mesa

01:30:55.520 and the lights beating down on you you know it's really not hard that hard to find you in that

01:30:59.620 environment hey uh any have you ever given any credence to the theory that maybe uh grays aliens

01:31:05.680 you know interdimensional beings may actually be riding these things so we did an episode a couple

01:31:11.680 weeks ago where we think the u.s government has caught some of these or is using pieces of them

01:31:15.720 for their silent black helicopters and that kind of stuff uh i think the grays are a whole different 1.00

01:31:21.420 thing like i said the ufo phenomena is a vast a vast thing uh and the ufo encounters are a vast thing i

01:31:27.940 think the grays are more along we know joel talks about them being these the nephilim or nephilim 0.99

01:31:32.400 meat suits or whatever i don't know what the grays are i know they're not good uh i don't think they 1.00

01:31:38.700 need to ride anything i think they're more of this interdimensional power thing to where i think

01:31:43.700 their ufos personally and this is just a belief are not real per se it's a altered perception for us

01:31:52.540 it's putting on a show you know they're not i'm sorry they don't need the craft they don't need

01:32:00.000 technology they're putting on a show for you yeah just because they think that's what you need to get

01:32:05.800 over whatever they need to do you know interesting yeah so that's kind of the short and there's all

01:32:10.480 kinds and we're working on a book coming out about it hopefully next year the book will be out

01:32:14.140 with all these encounters there's hundreds of encounters we have written down about these guys

01:32:19.080 with all the different types of organic ufo being seen and once again it's a very small percentage

01:32:24.860 of ufo sightings and encounters you know a lot of the like mufon for example nothing against them 1.00

01:32:31.160 anytime a tentacle is mentioned with the ship the most time they throw out the exciting

01:32:34.620 they just get rid of it uh because it doesn't fit what they're looking for

01:32:39.140 they're looking for more than nuts and bolts the extraterrestrials you know that's what they want

01:32:43.360 so they are looking for that information like there's a bunch of we found a whole series of ones

01:32:47.540 that uh groups not mufon but mufon light groups have thrown out in canada to where this disc was

01:32:54.780 making a wheezing noise flying very low and erratically dragging behind it what seemed to be

01:33:00.680 two tentacles on the ground like it's tentacles that rolled out and was dragging it and we think it

01:33:06.100 was one of these animals that was injured or sick you know it's in the process of dying it's not

01:33:10.820 flying very high or very well it's arms where tentacles are hanging out and dragging on the ground

01:33:16.280 you know you see these animals towards the end especially open ocean animals you know they

01:33:20.580 struggle they struggle towards the end especially if nothing gets them before then uh and then some

01:33:25.880 of these like the giant jellyfish and the manta rays are humongous you know talking six seven eight

01:33:29.620 hundred feet long you know 200 feet tall everybody's asked what happens to their bodies you know when

01:33:34.120 they die up there right there's a big carcass the meat showers the star jelly events they've happened

01:33:40.340 for tens of thousands of years been reported they happen all the time where these indescribable

01:33:44.880 chunks of either jelly or meat fall out of the sky over sometimes you know 15 miles long the

01:33:51.160 kentucky meat shower in the 1800s they were eating this stuff there's still a couple jars of it preserved

01:33:55.820 in the smithsonian it happened it was four counties it's manna from heaven right yeah it was a giant

01:34:02.100 jellyfish that died up there and fell out of the sky whoa so that's the short of it

01:34:08.080 i am like fully enamored like i'm i i am considering this on such a high level like

01:34:16.180 you know as i said before the the movie nope really did kind of present me with something that

01:34:23.140 i was peripherally aware of but never considered seriously and then it was honestly a great movie

01:34:28.340 and when it was done i was like man that is a a great angle to consider you know just the idea that

01:34:33.920 they're organic but uh the whole fungi and and jellyfish angle of it is super compelling super

01:34:42.860 compelling and then uh combining it with things like the the whole kentucky meat shower and and

01:34:48.520 things of that nature uh and then also the reflective properties of so many uh creatures in the ocean

01:34:55.680 you know why wouldn't uh sort of as above so below why wouldn't that be mirrored in uh creatures that

01:35:01.900 inhabited the sky and because that is a good question right it's like it's so reflective

01:35:05.820 how is that good camouflage well yeah you'll pull fish out of the ocean that are look like they're

01:35:10.280 made of pure silver polished you know and so for them and their environment you pull them out of 0.78

01:35:16.460 their environment sure it doesn't work same with the green tree frog it doesn't work

01:35:20.120 absolutely incredible you guys are writing a book on this or you yeah

01:35:25.120 i hope it'll be out next year now i'm not just right justin real quick uh theoretically something

01:35:31.180 that would inhabit the upper atmosphere like this do you think it would have the density to kind of

01:35:36.340 like attack something like us like if it did like if it did come down would it be able to even do

01:35:41.120 anything eating people and i don't think it's happening very often uh and it's all about cost reward

01:35:47.080 effectiveness with food uh we are not very nutritious and we're very heavy

01:35:52.220 so if you're a flying organism and we're we've talked about we don't have enough time today but

01:35:57.520 go into their biological systems of proposed flight or you know propulsion they can't afford to take on

01:36:03.560 a lot of weight without it being very nutritious so for them to eat us would be probably not the best

01:36:08.820 thing the same with the reason great white sharks they do attack people every once in a while

01:36:12.180 they don't ever eat them they actually have a organ in their gum line that tend they actually detects

01:36:17.540 fat content that we're not fatty enough for them to digest it's like eating celery

01:36:21.940 it's worth less to digest than not digest uh juvenile great white sharks eat stuff like fish

01:36:27.980 and stuff like that when they get bigger almost one third of their body weights their liver and

01:36:32.180 they need fatty foods seals dolphins you know that's mostly what they're eating uh and but a

01:36:38.640 dolphin will just turn it's just fast need them they need blubber you know they need these animals

01:36:42.080 with that kind of stuff so for these upper atmospheric creatures to be preying upon us i don't think

01:36:46.560 it happens but if you watch the movie nope that's one of the things they showed is it got

01:36:51.400 injured that's what it's proposed it's kind of linked in the early on is it was injured and

01:36:56.480 they developed a food source with that guy giving it horses so it got lazy you know it couldn't go

01:37:01.980 back up in the upper atmosphere it couldn't leave so it kind of got stuck it was eating whatever it

01:37:06.900 could catch and we see that with all kinds of animals across the planet you know tigers when they

01:37:11.040 get injured i can't remember her name but there was a tiger that's killed almost three

01:37:15.400 3 500 people and she would she killed a whole village 1.00

01:37:18.860 she got injured and that's just how they react you know they change when an animal's hurt like

01:37:25.260 that it changes same thing with bigfoot same thing with you and me when you're damaged and you're

01:37:30.860 threatened and your life's on the line you change you know the stuff that we've we know viewed as

01:37:36.660 morality can change very fast uh on average i'd say they're probably not eating us because we're not

01:37:42.480 very nutritious and we're very heavy you know the average human is getting heavier and heavier

01:37:46.960 and not any more nutritious wow very man that is interesting it is it's fantastic and it reminds me

01:37:55.280 of so much of like um sort of dungeons and dragons lore where there is constantly this example of a

01:38:03.540 highly evolved form of fungi uh and you'll find it in so many video games too where i forgot what game

01:38:09.920 it was in particular but you're able to ride these things they essentially do look like

01:38:13.520 giant uh floating uh mushrooms with these long tentacles uh dropping down and so science fiction

01:38:20.180 in my opinion uh very often is ahead of the curve uh you know it's people who are willing to think

01:38:26.740 outside the box and explore these ideas mixed with a little bit of art who often uh come to

01:38:33.260 conclusions that the rigid scientific community at large wouldn't come to because they have

01:38:38.660 a lot of reasons not to go there and uh and there's certainly no shortage of examples of

01:38:45.480 you know my head as you're describing these things is just popping off with all these images that i've

01:38:50.720 seen and all these video games and all these movies and everything like there's been a long history of

01:38:55.520 lore you know uh the underground uh mushroom people you know the giant mushroom people all these different

01:39:01.700 things honestly this was uh unbelievable i feel like there's the uh uh i started to pick up on this

01:39:08.280 midway i was like we could ask this dude anything and he's gonna have something for it like i really

01:39:12.180 felt like that i genuinely felt like that it was uh absolutely awesome i as weird as this sounds this

01:39:17.900 is how high praise this episode is i'm gonna show this fucking episode to my mom that's my mom you have 0.99

01:39:22.900 to learn about these fucking mushrooms man this could be what's happening right now this was 0.94

01:39:26.780 absolutely awesome dude well thank you guys for having me i do appreciate it oh dude thank you for

01:39:32.220 coming on man this is again yeah i'll probably show my mom and my wife because i was trying to

01:39:35.960 explain bob to them like an idiot and i forgot where i heard about bob so now it's on my show i'm sure 0.74

01:39:42.000 i think that was tony's favorite part when we did the episode with him

01:39:45.380 oh yeah dude that whole organic ufo thing that was definitely mine

01:39:51.140 thank you thank you for joining us um we'll we'll talk to you soon but we're gonna let you get out of

01:39:56.640 here and uh i got stuff to do too so we'll catch you tomorrow um who are we gonna be on with

01:40:02.480 my family's crazy what's his name yeah we're gonna be with uh mark stevie's from my family

01:40:07.080 thinks i'm crazy he'll be coming on tomorrow we're gonna be discussing uh atlantis and the

01:40:10.940 nephilim uh before we go though uh go ahead and let everybody know one more time uh where they can

01:40:16.160 find your work yep justin uh cribs of the corn podcast all podcast platforms facebook instagram

01:40:21.580 all that fun stuff cribs of the corn.com it has all of our stuff as well yeah we're pretty easy

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01:41:06.300 so much for uh for listening thank you for for joining us and giving us your time and uh until next time

01:41:11.900 guys take it easy peace out the greatest hypnotist on planet earth is a oblong box in the corner of the

01:41:19.520 room it is constantly telling us what to believe is real if you can persuade you that what they see

01:41:26.940 with their eyes is what there is to see because they'll laugh in the face of an explanation that

01:41:34.200 portrays the bigger picture of what's happening and they have

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Nephilim Death Squad - November 09, 2023

007： Cryptids of the Corn w⧸ Justin

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