Nephilim Death Squad - 007： NDS Chronicles

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00:01:43.240 that's r-a-k-u-t-e-n dot c-a we are being hypnotized by people like this news readers politicians

00:01:54.180 teachers lecturers we are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people

00:02:04.720 the chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely

00:02:10.540 oh yeah dude there's some nephilim shit

00:02:13.780 it's like we all know what's going down but no one's saying shit what happened to the home of the brave

00:02:19.260 motherfuckers they controlling us now and no one's talking about it and it's gotta be slaves

00:02:24.460 and everybody's just walking around head in the clouds i want to wake up to a dead in the grave

00:02:29.660 but it's too late we need to be ready to raise up welcome to the end of days

00:02:34.460 welcome back ladies and gentlemen to another episode of nds chronicles the show where we read your

00:02:46.920 paranormal testimonies live on air i am david lee corbo aka the raven and that is top

00:02:54.260 lobster the father of disinformation and i wouldn't be surprised guys if we have another

00:02:59.240 spice story i'm almost certain that we have another spice story it's just gotten to the

00:03:03.420 point now i got i got something spicy to say you know what guys yeah it's 20 we're 24 minutes late

00:03:08.040 so what you're lucky we showed up okay that's true we were thinking about not doing it came here to

00:03:13.340 read your bullshit like we were backstage for 24 minutes saying do we want it or what we were

00:03:19.200 watching you guys get madder and madder and the madder you got the more we were like you know what

00:03:22.860 dude let's not show up not we ended up looking at the submissions and we were like all right there's

00:03:27.240 kind of there's kind of a few bangers in here maybe maybe worth reading now i lied we didn't do that at

00:03:31.920 all we never read the submissions until we're live on air and if it's a catastrophe then that's your

00:03:37.220 fault as a viewer and you have to take that responsibility um we've been we were actually the

00:03:41.880 game planning david got docs yesterday so we're like we're game planning different war strategies of

00:03:46.720 what we need to do but in reality i will say i guess it's fine uh just uh prayers up for dave's

00:03:53.460 wife um oh yeah my my wife is yes it's a weird thing we had we were doxed yesterday uh turns out

00:04:01.120 the black community on twitter does not is not pumped when you say not at all my kid gets bothered a lot by

00:04:07.820 black people and uh and so that that tweet went to damn near six guerrillion i think we are closing

00:04:15.480 in on six million impressions um so i've had a wild night filled with murder threats and and doxing and

00:04:21.160 all this wonderful sort of behavior and now yeah my wife is is under the weather something with her

00:04:25.580 kidney um she's the doctors are worried she might have a kidney infection it's been a stressful morning

00:04:31.500 i'm looking forward to unwinding a bit with some of these um some of these stories here about

00:04:39.000 no doubt spice uh which one did you say we were going to get into top was it we're going to get

00:04:44.220 into this first email from mob wife they actually emailed the nephilim nephilim d squad at gmail and

00:04:49.540 uh sent it directly to hr so david i'm sorry we're gonna have to let you go from the show uh it's gonna

00:04:55.840 be a hard show to do we had to fire david david you're fired oh that's what happened i got fired i

00:05:00.400 didn't realize these are the kind of posts that get people fired from jobs like luckily we don't

00:05:05.780 have a job you fucking retard yeah it's fine it's fine listen they're picking on your kid at school

00:05:11.660 and and it's fair you asked your kid a bunch of leading questions yeah and i did ask him let me tell

00:05:18.560 you something because obviously you know we get into some some uh heavy rhetoric uh on the show

00:05:23.860 occasionally certainly on our twitter feeds um very much the same way with conspiracy and

00:05:30.180 paranormal stuff is the same way i um i handled a racial topic which is to say like i don't want

00:05:37.500 to plant seeds in my kid's head although i'm sure he's heard timeline cleanse a few times through the

00:05:42.360 door and has his own ideas now but i did i was very gentle with it because he goes to me he goes um

00:05:48.400 uh these kids at school i got some friends but the rest of them they just seem to uh want to

00:05:54.260 like roast me and i go do you roast back and he goes yeah i roast back uh and he goes sometimes i

00:05:59.620 don't i don't have a good comeback but i do roast back and i go that's cool and then i i kind of

00:06:04.980 rehash the conversation i'm like so tell me about your friends which he tells me all the time and

00:06:08.880 they're good kids and then i go okay well tell me about the other ones what are these kids like

00:06:11.860 and i'm trying not to lead them into becoming a nine-year-old racist tell me about the size of their lips

00:06:17.640 what are their noses look like so no i go all i say is big this way or big this way

00:06:31.580 i go um uh are they like boys or girls and he's like mostly boys some girls like okay that's cool

00:06:39.320 um and i go what do they look like and i'm trying not to lead him into this conversation and and he

00:06:44.260 doesn't pick up on he's like i don't know they just look they they look i don't know like

00:06:47.420 everybody i go okay cool cool cool how do we and i'm thinking how do we approach this and then i go

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00:07:40.400 he's like jamal and i'm like okay and i started asking their skulls yet i start i started i started

00:07:47.560 asking him questions i go um i go okay that's a spanish kid huh and he goes no no it's black kid

00:07:54.420 and i go all right what about what are some of their other names and he goes like he says something

00:07:58.580 sounds vaguely reminiscent of day quill and i go uh french kid german kid german kid right he goes

00:08:05.140 nah it's black kid i go okay all right and he does this like six times and then we sit there in

00:08:11.440 silence and he goes um yeah yeah the black kids are really mean and i go hmm okay yeah and then he

00:08:20.140 goes uh i kind of noticed like a few years ago that like it's mostly black kids that are really mean and

00:08:25.580 i go all right man have a seat crazy thing to notice dude i noticed so it's been a long time and that's

00:08:32.240 all that tweet was uh and then it went completely here's the thing this this show i actually looked

00:08:38.120 at the show um the metrics and we have like 10 viewers from puerto rico that are consistently

00:08:42.960 watching so what's up mi gente hey whatever we don't want you if you're listening from puerto rico

00:08:47.400 log out you gotta go you have to no i'm joking tell tell more people we that's kind of cool um and it's

00:08:54.300 like all right i grew up in new york and coney island specifically so when your son is saying this stuff

00:08:59.560 i got like i know that some people will listen and be like oh this is just you know you guys are

00:09:05.000 being too uh stereotypical with you too racist too maybe maybe but i i just grew up in the ghetto so

00:09:11.240 like i experienced being harassed being attacked being jumped i i've experienced it all and it it all

00:09:18.940 just happened in my experience happen to be those guys actually listen if you go back to the time

00:09:25.420 capsule episode i put it on our audio oh yeah the one with owen benjamin no no no uh even before that

00:09:31.620 it's called uh i forget my cousin was on this episode his name is nick cousin nick but uh let me

00:09:40.060 see whatever i'll catch the only people in puerto rico with power right now that's the five even the

00:09:46.980 10 people that watch in puerto rico are the ones oh my god incredible let me find this it's gonna bother

00:09:52.220 me they did all the doxing and then they also sent me like um you know pictures of murdered babies and

00:09:57.380 stuff it was a wild a wild night um so this episode on audio it's called uh time it's a time capsule

00:10:05.800 episode between realms conspiracies psychedelics and hunting the unknown the original title of this

00:10:11.840 episode on the top lobster show was do you eat your wife's pussy oh yeah i remember that one yeah crazy

00:10:16.620 yeah it was a crazy title episode but i was like i don't know if i should put that you know i might

00:10:20.140 change it back um so this was with my cousin nick who lived in coney island with me same sort of thing

00:10:26.820 but he had no survival instinct and i guess his parents taught him like you know everyone's this

00:10:32.400 and it's everyone is the same you know for the most part but in these situations when you're in the

00:10:38.220 hood when you're in the ghetto you need to uh have prejudice this is like a uh thomas soul type of thing

00:10:43.860 this prejudice one prejudice two so you have to prejudge the situation prejudice one is just looking and

00:10:49.320 kind of like taking your uh taking your what's the word your experiences and then applying them to

00:10:56.940 stay out of trouble is your son's a faggot that's messed up it's messed up aaron sparks um anyway not

00:11:02.900 nice aaron so this is what this is like what uh we would do to survive nick didn't do this and he's

00:11:10.280 walking in front of a key food he sees a group of them and they're coming at him and instead of like

00:11:15.660 crossing the street or doing some because oftentimes if you cross the street that's good enough for

00:11:19.140 them to be like yeah although sometimes they'll chase you i made that mistake yeah i decided one

00:11:24.200 time not i i said i'm not gonna cross the street i'm gonna walk through them didn't work out got

00:11:28.620 hit with a baseball bat he got hit so he got hit with something they cracked his skull he ended up

00:11:33.340 in the hospital that's why they sent him same things yeah they sent him to florida that's how he ended up

00:11:38.040 here in florida then he ended up like deep in the jehovah's witness that's what that episode's about

00:11:42.340 we never really go into that but like i i held such a grudge because that was my homeboy

00:11:47.600 like that was we hung out all the time and then his parents were like yo it's just not safe for

00:11:52.120 you here because like they i think they hit him with a gun oh they might have hit him with a gun

00:11:57.300 but it wasn't a dangerous retard gun don't forget yeah this is a bad boy soon yeah dangerous for this

00:12:03.420 way actually dangerous retards um very cool they pistol whipped him he's lucky they didn't kill him

00:12:08.320 but they ended up putting him in the hospital and then you know then i lost my cousin for a number

00:12:11.660 of years now i reconnected with him back and i moved back to florida uh but yeah if you have

00:12:17.300 if you had some situational awareness dude like that you could have either avoided that or at least

00:12:21.580 not turned your back on it like yeah they're they're like it's crazy it's like living with animals

00:12:27.220 that's the only way that it's very dangerous yeah i grew up the way i approach dogs i have to approach

00:12:32.420 dogs in a certain way like you see the body language that the dog is giving off the tail is up the hair is

00:12:37.340 out like the way like if the ears are back and relaxed you're like this is dog's cool if the

00:12:41.840 ears are full and he's like smiling you're like this dog might might bite you have to read the

00:12:47.020 languages and that's kind of like unfortunately living in in the ghetto living in situations like

00:12:51.700 that you just have to do that well you're not allowed to do that if you do that if you if you

00:12:55.660 should uh vocalize that in any way shape or form you might end up doxed you might end up going

00:13:01.420 viral to the tune of like six million impressions and you might receive uh photographs of

00:13:07.180 dismembered babies um really wild handsome faggot says the only way to counter them is to match

00:13:12.280 their energy become the jeez man yeah so so that that's what i would call yeah yeah that's that's um

00:13:19.800 what i have established as a giga nigga so basically a giga nigga is like a white dude who spends so much

00:13:26.140 time in the hood that he becomes like the alpha he like he figures out how to adapt um they're on it

00:13:32.360 yeah there you go but that's that's that's at your own detriment i i never did that

00:13:37.180 i never like they would make fun of me for talk they're like you talk white and like i have like

00:13:41.820 a obviously a brooklyn accent but like oh do you mean i use the correct words like that's what that's

00:13:46.520 what that means i'm supposed to dumb down my language to fit in and i never did it they didn't yeah i did

00:13:51.180 i did it really bad so so i i experienced i promise we're gonna get into viewers but this is like something

00:13:57.080 that's so uh um you know it's it's such a time relevant thing this this tweet is still going

00:14:04.040 viral but um um you know my dad wasn't around so so you know i was just a misbehaving child i got into

00:14:11.080 a lot of fights in school and they brought me to therapy and the therapist you know is why is this

00:14:16.400 kid getting into all these fights i said well my my mom she dresses me like a faggot so i need you know

00:14:21.540 i keep getting into fights because of that and so the therapist tells my mom hey you need to

00:14:27.260 dress him better so uh what's up schrodinger's fucker he says what the fuck this is in timeline

00:14:33.800 cleanse who's this dollar super check yeah i'm the king who is this guy i don't know i'm just the guy

00:14:39.160 that does the graphic design here i'm just a producer don't worry about me uh but buddy but the

00:14:44.760 therapist goes hey lady you gotta dress him better and so she does she ends up buying me an astros fitted

00:14:49.720 with a matching astros jersey that christmas uh high top air force ones all white and and then i

00:14:55.740 become well received by the black community and and they enjoy me very much and then what ends up

00:15:00.540 happening is a string of um tragic events where i you know i basically get into a lot of trouble

00:15:08.580 because i'm hanging out with a new crowd i end up you know getting into a lot of heavy violence uh

00:15:14.620 end up going to jail for a grip and all that other stuff so yes timeline cleanse antagonist that's a

00:15:19.540 great way to describe yeah i'm the anti-timeline cleanse i'm so anti-timeline cleanse i don't even

00:15:23.260 do my own show and when he does that show i try to uh tear it down at the roots yeah yeah i try to

00:15:29.640 burn the roots so so yeah i mean you know it's it's not a good um path but but all i did was just say

00:15:35.720 something you know why it went viral and we'll dismount after this but the reason that it went viral is

00:15:39.960 because it was a very simple story a very short story that was incredibly relatable if you go through

00:15:45.760 the comment section you will find that overwhelmingly the responses are about people's own stories that

00:15:54.020 they're like hashtag me too hashtag me too so basically i just did that hashtag me too of the

00:15:59.100 black community and uh i'm sure i'll be stabbed you got the word day quill trending day quill

00:16:05.080 the name day quill which was such a throwaway thing you know what it kind of makes you mad because

00:16:10.540 i'm like i try to concoct something that i think is funny sometimes you know and i go this is a

00:16:16.180 banger and it just falls on crickets dude and then all i just throw day quill in there because some

00:16:21.280 kids names sounded like day quill next thing you know um the biggest shit i ever done but i don't

00:16:27.140 understand uh you know virality i really don't the shit that goes viral is retarded yeah there you go

00:16:32.700 number 27 in the world on the biggest platform in the world was day quill apparently it's still uh

00:16:40.380 uh trending but i i can't find it anymore i don't know if that's true somebody was saying that to

00:16:45.100 me so a lot of fun a lot of fun it was a great time um anyway enough about the blacks uh let's get

00:16:52.560 into shadow people let's get into some real shadow people um all right so let's bring this up we have

00:17:01.220 a submission here i'm sure they're pumped they get to be on the most racist episode of nds chronicles

00:17:06.000 um this is from uh sean vanderford would you mind if i if i start please please do i already doxed

00:17:16.060 him okay please people if you're submitting and uh just make sure that you put the name you want us

00:17:22.360 to call you because we're gonna please please because i don't want to have to yeah hut says

00:17:26.160 five million views last time i checked it's somewhere up there maybe day quill will sponsor

00:17:29.940 it say we're always open to day quill uh and night quill our door is open to both the quills

00:17:34.680 if they if they want to be a part of this i think it's the same company it's the same company fuck

00:17:39.280 i thought it was competition dog oh you're at 7.1 million views that's kind of that's that's big

00:17:44.380 one million views yeah i'm gonna end up getting shot and stabbed 100 that's 100 where this goes

00:17:51.480 oh all right all right all right sean vanderford uh we're gonna do that let's get into sean

00:17:58.320 vanderford it says here i sent an email to you already but i am indeed retarded

00:18:03.460 uh yes same same um with severe adhd and i copy and pasted my story from my notepad on my phone

00:18:10.760 forgot that it had my notes in it so this is my story okay so i don't know i guess we got an email

00:18:15.560 it's just just this dude shopping list um he says my name is sean i guess i'll not say his last name

00:18:22.640 again and i have a few stories for you i rewind 15 seconds if you really want to get this guy really

00:18:28.060 want to speaking of doxing people um okay okay uh i hate typing so this is very condensed all right

00:18:35.920 respect when i was about two years old i remember walking up to my bedroom uh down the hallway and

00:18:40.680 glanced over and looked up at the window above the shower through the bathroom door and there was a

00:18:46.080 face in the window it was a very demonic oh it was very demonic and it appeared to look like the joker

00:18:51.460 from the batman series kind of oh like pale skin clown makeup um unnaturally wide smile

00:18:58.900 interesting uh years later we moved into this house in a very small town called satza uh in

00:19:07.040 washington washington state the house was built in 1910 uh we had lived there for a couple of years

00:19:12.740 at this point so i was about 17 and around that time i started getting into music really heavily

00:19:18.440 i was into metallica heavy metal bands like that my dad got me a guitar and an amp so of course i was

00:19:24.640 playing like crazy by the way nightmare scenario buying imagine buying your child anything that's

00:19:30.820 louder than the plastic toys they already have i mean i said my son's like i want to do drums i'm like

00:19:36.120 not in my house they got they bought my son a harmonica like he got it for three kings day and i took

00:19:41.180 it i was like that's cool and when he wasn't looking i just fucking hit it yeah dude we went to a um

00:19:46.420 we went to a christmas parade and he was really he really wanted to buy something from the cart you

00:19:53.780 know the guy pushes the cart around he's got like plastic swords that light up and shit like really

00:19:57.940 cheap toys from the dollar store yeah so so that's what they do they buy them from the dollar store they

00:20:02.380 send them sell them for like 10 a pop so he i'm thinking he's gonna get a lightsaber kid buys a

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00:20:20.520 hashtag make a play and just starts blowing into it's been on the top of my refrigerator since

00:20:28.960 before christmas because i refuse to fucking give it back dude it sounds like stevie wonder in my house

00:20:32.820 just like i'm like no under my house there's some black guy in my house playing harmonica

00:20:39.260 like what are you doing sm uh 076 says just bought him a drum sorry dude sorry you made a mistake uh

00:20:46.620 wrong all right let's uh let's continue on here my mom my mom had uh my mom had left my dad so it's

00:20:54.460 just me and him but he works nights so i could be as loud and crazy all night long if i wanted to

00:20:59.500 well sounds like your neighbors are pumped uh so of course all my friends always wanted to hang out

00:21:05.260 at my place uh will one night oh well one night me and my friends were sitting around and i was

00:21:12.420 playing guitar pretty loud and after i got done playing a song i don't remember what the song was

00:21:16.520 all of a sudden over the amp we all heard get out damn hmm my friends all looked at me uh and half

00:21:26.300 my friends ran outside to their homes uh yeah that would be me if i was ever hanging out in my

00:21:31.840 homie's house and his amp screamed get out i'd be like you're fucking on your own dog i'm out of here

00:21:36.980 uh it was crazy as hell i mean clear as day it was me and my couple friends there left at the house and

00:21:45.240 we just stared at each other i finally asked you guys all hear that right damn dude so you didn't even

00:21:51.380 ask that question before everybody hightailed it out of there we're gonna be doing a live episode

00:21:55.980 of chronicles this is what i wanted to tell you about yesterday but i just before but i couldn't

00:21:59.580 focus on more than one thing um my cousin who lived in the house that i lived in i had told the story

00:22:05.480 about you know like there's just a lot of strange things happening there's a guy that stands in the

00:22:09.560 kitchen they named him ruben yeah this family yeah they named this entity it's such a bad idea to name

00:22:16.500 name the entity i i don't think i think there's something really uh powerful behind a name and

00:22:21.480 it's like you know don't ask me to do the mental gymnastics to explain it but it feels like some

00:22:25.660 major form of consent for interaction they're stupid well my my one is she's very stupid um

00:22:32.260 she did that and uh whatever her daughter is telling me she's at the house yesterday

00:22:37.860 and uh i was i'm telling the story because that house that they left it was in seagate new york

00:22:44.280 i had been born there that my parents passed that apartment down to my other uncle they passed it

00:22:50.260 down to them they stood there for like 25 years but similar situations and in multiple times like

00:22:55.440 uh i remember one specific situation my cousin got a batman piggy bank or something like that but

00:23:01.600 didn't have batteries and they didn't have batteries it was his birthday and we all slept over

00:23:05.200 and he was bummed that it didn't have batteries but he still put it like on the shelf by his bed

00:23:08.940 and in the middle of the night things just start saying like i am the dark knight you know shit like

00:23:13.540 that like what it's supposed to say yeah and we look at it no batteries and we're like not good

00:23:18.360 but we did we never left we just stood there and shit like that happened all the time we had

00:23:23.040 something like that um my mom got four of the dogs i've told you about we used to have an american

00:23:28.980 bulldog um got him a tickle me elmo because like what the fuck i don't even know why it might

00:23:34.420 have been gifted like it might have been i don't know that she went out and bought a tickle me

00:23:37.920 elmo but ended up with one and um and of course the dogs messed it up real bad so its fur is hanging

00:23:44.840 off its face and it's exposing like a white plastic skeleton with bulging eyes and it would just

00:23:51.760 randomly go off but like elmo goes like ha ha ha that tickles demon elmo after it's been torn up by

00:23:59.480 american bulldog goes ha ha ha that tickles dude we like ripped the batteries out of that bitch

00:24:09.120 we threw it down the stairs into the basement and then we're sitting there watching tv one day and

00:24:14.060 you could hear it at the bottom of the basement steps for some reason still going off and still

00:24:18.400 like in that deep demonic voice uh we ended up trashing it but i was i swear to god that thing

00:24:23.960 ended up being haunted uh horrifying horrifying image ripping the face off of an elmo and having it deep

00:24:29.360 uh speak in a deep tone like that not not good um all right let me see where the hell we were uh it

00:24:35.380 was crazy to tell you okay so fast forward two dollars super chat from schrodinger's fuckery

00:24:40.340 schrodinger find top i'll buy one of your gay shirts is actually a good sorry we're gonna have to pause

00:24:45.960 and we're gonna go to toplops.com we have some gay shirts available for sale thanks for bringing it up

00:24:51.740 schrodinger yes uh psyop season a banger it is a banger honestly between those two shirts i don't know

00:24:59.240 like which one's cooler they're both bangers they're both bangers yeah uh the new dangerous

00:25:03.800 retard shirt this one is a lot of fun that show's gonna be yeah yeah i mean kind of this show's gonna

00:25:10.060 be uh starting up pretty soon we have you know all of our nds stuff still available yeah man and uh

00:25:16.680 be a spice boy you can come be a spice boy if you want to yeah come be a spice boy and let me show

00:25:22.340 them the beanies one more time because these are dope too uh i'll probably be wearing our fire that

00:25:26.180 psyop beanie goes hoard yeah dude that's gonna be uh i think that's gonna be a banger this winter

00:25:32.220 psyop beanie everybody knows what's up even we won't get to enjoy it because winter in florida is

00:25:37.920 like a month and i'm still gonna wear it i don't care man dude it's so fucking cold today it's crazy

00:25:43.440 it was 39 degrees this morning when i woke up how does tim pool do it what year long in a beanie all

00:25:49.700 the time yeah yeah i don't know it seems itchy doesn't it seem itchy it's got to be itchy right

00:25:55.280 around his forehead it's got to be god so itchy there's no way there's no way okay um fast forward

00:26:02.320 to when i was 18 my friends and i i think there were three of us were out in the woods rallying

00:26:07.540 around in my friend's car on logging roads very cool uh a few miles up the logging road there was

00:26:13.560 a gate and to get past the gate you had to go around it which means you had to do a little bit

00:26:17.220 of four wheeling uh we got through the gate no problem and we were rallying around up in the

00:26:25.060 woods for a few hours and then it started to get dark so we turned around and when we got to the

00:26:29.720 gate we went to go around it and we got stuck oh damn dude that sucks uh getting your truck stuck in

00:26:35.760 the mud uh at night yeah not a good time i have been i i used to i've done a little bit of off-roading

00:26:41.860 i had a jeep because i'm a faggot and uh and we did some off-roading i've gone through water that

00:26:47.240 went over the hood turned my horn into like an emphysemic old man because if you waterlog it

00:26:52.360 instead of when you hit the horn it goes instead of uh honking so it's fucking hilarious eventually

00:26:57.560 it dried up and got fixed but yeah big big nightmare getting your uh your truck stuck uh stuck all right so

00:27:03.300 let me continue this uh all three of us are pretty big guys but we couldn't lift the car up

00:27:09.460 and out of the hole just because of the angle and the position of the car so we had one flashlight

00:27:15.000 between the three of us and we're walking back when we start hearing things in the woods uh at first

00:27:21.040 it was like a branch breaking here and there but this is where it started to get scary uh real real

00:27:28.120 quick tip this is schrodinger's i mean this is top lobster's dog man this idea um just don't look at

00:27:35.180 it yeah don't look at it keep moving 100 don't don't don't talk about it here's his first mistake

00:27:42.220 next next sentence go ahead read it okay all right uh my one friend that had the flashlight started

00:27:47.420 shining his flashlight up into the woods on both sides of the road wrong and you could just see

00:27:53.220 glowing eyes everywhere son of a bitch dude yeah it's wrong you see what i'm saying yeah yeah you'd

00:27:59.420 be okay if you didn't look yeah if you didn't look it's the same thing as like when you you wake up in

00:28:04.220 the middle of the night there's you feel like there's an entity in your room and when you were

00:28:07.000 a kid you go under the blanket it was like that's the correct thing make it so that you cannot see

00:28:11.140 it at all you can't look and then you can i used to be so afraid of the dark when i was a kid

00:28:15.760 that i would take my blanket and i'd wrap it around my head so that only my mouth was exposed

00:28:21.000 and then my eyes and everything else were still hidden very comfy yeah me too um okay here we go

00:28:27.860 where the hell were we uh i'm not talking like one or two animals it was hundreds of eyes good god

00:28:33.080 uh and you could hear whispering it was unintelligible but it was clearly whispering

00:28:38.860 there is this overwhelming sense of evil and then my friend starts talking about how this area is very

00:28:46.160 well known for people practicing witchcraft out there not what you want to hear your homie say

00:28:50.600 in the middle of the night while your truck is stuck in the mud and you're surrounded by hundreds of

00:28:53.840 eyes i'd be like shut your fucking mouth dog you want to become an sra victim right right

00:29:00.340 uh needless to say this was the longest walk of my life uh this area was in the country called

00:29:08.940 mason county later i found out that there was a lot of uh occult activity a lot of bad things happen

00:29:15.360 out there all right you can pick this up from there but but i i do want to say um what the hell was

00:29:19.780 i'm gonna go back real quick hundreds of eyes unintelligible oh i saw a tiktok not tiktok it was on

00:29:24.680 twitter uh i saw a twitter post um about i don't know what the hell it was it was it was like

00:29:32.760 somebody opening opening up their cabinet and there was um whispering coming from within it

00:29:38.800 and it was so obvious and so loud but like they're they're putting the camera and there's a bunch of

00:29:44.900 people they're all confused they're all putting the camera in they're all putting the flashlight

00:29:47.240 there's nothing in it's an empty cupboard i think but for some reason there are like several

00:29:52.900 disembodied voices whispering i think they even called the police and the police were like yeah

00:29:57.200 dog there's no i don't know what the hell you want me to do because they were like there's somebody in

00:29:59.960 the house and the police were like yeah we hear it and we we can see that it's coming from underneath

00:30:04.160 your cabinet but there's nothing there and and so therefore there's nothing for us to do um i just

00:30:09.520 reminded me of that okay so so where are we going they're talking about uh eye shine in the chat like

00:30:15.180 because eye shine is an interesting thing uh i i've been in the back of my property at night a bunch

00:30:20.240 and when you go i have like a little lake or something like that when you go back there i'll

00:30:26.360 just shine a light in there and you can see i'm like oh damn there's like six alligators in here

00:30:30.100 because they don't really eyes up yeah dude i think they they come in and out as they please and they'll

00:30:35.040 go wherever but sometimes yeah you go back there i'm like it's not even worth it like going in bad

00:30:42.440 like taking this battle for this like yeah they look big or they look you know not not you just see

00:30:47.360 their eyes like when you shine in the water they come out and then they're like oh go away

00:30:52.900 it's on your property dude you could shoot them and eat them no you're not allowed to

00:30:56.840 really on your own property you can't shoot them it's illegal in florida yeah well i mean i guess if

00:31:01.680 you like they pose like uh current danger but it's like you shot him in the lake like he was in the

00:31:07.160 lake hundreds of yards from your house it's my lake i'm trying to fucking swim in my lake

00:31:12.440 like this is the middle of the winter sir in the middle of the night i was like yeah this is america

00:31:16.380 though right called fucking you never heard of a like ice bath dude it's called fucking uh cold

00:31:21.140 shock proteins beg it okay um forward another few years i was kind of a troublemaker and kind of

00:31:27.560 violent so i was in jail a lot in my early 20s pretty cool you and david um there was this guy

00:31:34.400 who was in jail with me and he was having seizures all the time and i saw him have a seizure once in a

00:31:40.340 while uh it did it did not look like a seizure it's not like an actual neurological seizure

00:31:46.980 my sister's epileptic so i know what they look like so i took it upon myself to pray with him

00:31:52.600 and talk to him about it and he agreed that he thought there was a demon messing with him

00:31:56.940 all right whoa that's not good that's interesting um that once again goes into just the way the many

00:32:04.920 ways in which uh the western medical apparatus fails us you know um it seems like so many people

00:32:10.860 are suffering from some sort of uh spiritual you know ailments and instead they're like yeah you got

00:32:18.700 lyme disease dude shut up take these pills all right so let me let me pause and tell you about my cousin

00:32:23.280 because if she'll come on the show i don't want to spoil it too much but and i guess i can't because i

00:32:27.980 kind of cut her off from talking about it she has no so i i come in the house and my uncle's you got

00:32:34.880 to have your cousin on the podcast interview her right interview her right now and i was like that's

00:32:40.440 not how it works it was like i gotta give you the calendly or you have to find the calendly online and

00:32:45.080 then book yourself put zombies in the title and we'll and we'll bite we'll bite dude yeah we'll bite

00:32:52.680 hard honestly the the patreon is like yo this is the best episode you guys have done i was like

00:32:58.720 which is phenomenal did i tell you i figured out how it happened no no you didn't okay this is great

00:33:04.400 go ahead so is my aunt black no she's not black she's uh spanish because i'm spanish but she's from

00:33:12.020 the ghetto she chose the second path the giga nigga path and yeah and yeah and look how she turned out

00:33:18.700 with ghosts and shit we'll go ahead some how this happened the correlation between giga niggas and

00:33:22.840 ghosts is wild um so so what happened was six months ago a gentleman hit me up and said uh something

00:33:30.840 about his his aunt being i knew it was you david hold on a second look at the look at the uh um

00:33:36.680 something happened with your twitter but look at the the eye up in the top left you have bought in

00:33:42.700 1300 viewers on twitter i have 170 and now i have about almost 50 000 subscribers or something david

00:33:50.940 has 10 yeah this is how viral he's gone right now yeah yeah and i love it too people came here they're

00:33:56.700 like oh this guy's gonna talk about a racist shit and they're like he's telling fucking ghost stories

00:34:00.040 what the fuck is going on yeah they're like they actually got popcorn like yo this is good man

00:34:03.960 uh so so what ended up happening six months ago some dude hit me up said his aunt

00:34:09.080 is uh an author and and writes books that are nephilim relative and and he said some pretty

00:34:15.620 interesting stuff and i said that's great actually here is our calendly we'd love to have her on um

00:34:21.620 and then he didn't get back to me for six months and then i guess like a week ago or so or a little

00:34:28.360 bit more he goes hey my aunt is not um doing well and so unfortunately she won't be able to make it

00:34:35.580 i could i might be fucking this up but either way he goes um i know a guy uh black labs you know

00:34:42.660 whatever it is um can i send him your calendly but my dms are a nightmare because black people are

00:34:48.360 sending me dismembered children and um and i do timeline cleanse so you know the dms are filled

00:34:54.240 with content yeah dismembered children calendly invites okay yes yes yes so i just didn't it just

00:35:00.960 got lost in the sauce and i guess he just decided like fuck it i'm gonna send this guy so yeah

00:35:04.660 yeah somebody else did send in the calendly and um and and thank you to that guy because it ended

00:35:10.000 up being a tremendous episode now here's this is gonna be like a almost a challenge to these guys

00:35:15.240 that's funny too by the way because it's like if you asked him like how did you get this calendly

00:35:18.320 he'd be like i don't really know like i just somebody just sent it to me i don't know i i typed

00:35:23.020 in calendly.com forward slash whatever you've got to type and then i replaced our uh our name

00:35:30.620 and i put in a couple of other big podcast names that i thought like because like i don't know they

00:35:35.800 might name it but that's the invite and i clicked i actually did land on one of these people's links

00:35:40.080 that showed me their whole calendar that's so funny i didn't do it because it's disrespectful but i'm

00:35:45.380 like this is a fun game like you could 100 do that dude we should 100 do that just start booking

00:35:49.880 like joe rogan like oops oh my god that'd be hilarious also yeah uh for all the people that

00:35:56.540 tuned in for for i don't know horrifying rhetoric that you expected to come from me uh see me later

00:36:02.280 on timeline blacks oh like this one right here maybe if your son didn't have a cupcake for a father

00:36:06.420 he wouldn't be getting picked on right now maybe lindsola he's got it look he's got a nose ring

00:36:11.640 lindsola you guys nailed him look at this dude look at it and i froze fucking spirit frozen bro what

00:36:16.520 the fuck there we go okay quite possibly lindsola i'll work on it okay let's continue um well one

00:36:22.360 night i was sleeping and i had a very vivid dream where i was pulling a demon out of his mouth out

00:36:27.820 of whose oh out of his uh cellmate yeah oh the dude with the seizures yeah whoa and and i was fighting

00:36:34.880 this demon with all my strength and calling out to jesus while i was pulling out the demon i was

00:36:39.580 yelling in the name of jesus come out of him and then in my head i could hear joey saying again again

00:36:45.280 the next day i woke up and told joey about it and he was really freaked out and i was exhausted

00:36:50.760 he had seizures constantly he was in the shower one night and we just heard this thump and i ran

00:36:56.860 back there because i knew he was having a seizure and sure enough he was and he had sex with his butt

00:37:01.440 huh he's like well he's went in jail i got him at a disadvantage went in rome uh that night we had

00:37:10.540 his bed area set up next to the table area near the tv and i was watching tv and i looked over in

00:37:15.860 jail you had a bed area and a tv was uh yeah yeah yeah i remember when i was in jail we watched um

00:37:22.140 south park

00:37:23.580 it was nice it was good i don't know it was fucking they had south park on it was

00:37:29.900 sounds kind of cool just watching tv with your homies if you're in jail right now put imagine how

00:37:34.880 could we get like a you know how cnn has if we got if we became popular in jail yeah i think the

00:37:40.860 show would do good in jail although they wouldn't have access do they have access to spice in jail

00:37:44.960 um almost certainly almost certainly they seem to have access it depends because if you're talking

00:37:50.640 jail like county jail that sucks there's not a lot of freedoms there you can't do cool stuff um i

00:37:56.600 watched a little bit of south park and uh all of the really big black guys that were my cellmates

00:38:01.340 were all reading twilight incredible they were like really like they were like yeah like i swear

00:38:07.620 to god i remember one of them saying like yo when you're done with that book can i get it like to

00:38:12.480 somebody else and then these two big ass black guys get into a casual conversation about like i want to

00:38:17.500 know what edward like edward is my guy like i want to know what edward's gonna do like and they're

00:38:21.880 talking i was like this is they were team vampire or team uh werewolf vampire team werewolf yeah that i

00:38:28.100 mean i guess that's basically so it was it was uh imagine gang wars in jail about who

00:38:32.320 it's like team edward versus team uh fuck what's the guys yeah yeah team jacob there we go somebody

00:38:38.780 just said a team jacob hashtag team jacob in the chat that would be amazing yeah yeah very strange

00:38:43.820 very strange i you know it was interesting though he didn't have sex with my butt but a guy when i first

00:38:47.560 got into jail when they let me out a 23 hour lockdown and they let me in a general population

00:38:51.920 uh a white guy came over and befriended me and uh and gave me a bologna and mustard sandwich

00:38:58.240 which was actually incredible because i had only been eating kind of gruel like uh like pale

00:39:04.560 off-white gruel and um so that was nice mustard was a really nice touch and he also gave me national

00:39:10.960 geographic magazines which i i read back to back cover to cover um i thought that was nice and i said

00:39:16.240 100 this guy's gonna want to have sex with my butt and he never did and then i realized that i think

00:39:20.600 he was a recruitment into like a racial thing like he was white i'm white adjacent and he was like

00:39:25.400 this could be aligned with me i really do think that was happening but yeah team jacob uh so and and

00:39:34.160 um in prison it's my understanding that you get a lot more freedom you get actually like pretty decent

00:39:38.860 food um and you can kind of hang they have cell phones they they they cook food i watched a couple

00:39:45.880 of black guys cook food on a steel staircase they somehow like hooked up a positive and a negative

00:39:51.980 charge to the steel staircase turned it into a griddle and we're cooking food on it so yeah they

00:39:56.200 uh it's a different scenario depends on which one electrified a staircase to wow that's insane okay

00:40:02.520 all right uh that night we had we had his bed set up next to the table area with the tv and i was

00:40:08.360 watching tv and i looked over at joey and his body was contorted into very a very unnatural pose

00:40:14.340 and he was staring right at me pupils dilated to the point where you could not see his iris anymore

00:40:20.000 and he had this snarred look on his face freak me and the guy and the guy that uh what is a freak me

00:40:27.640 freak me out oh freak me out and the guy that was with me at the table watching tv pretty bad

00:40:33.500 a year or two after the incident up uh up the logging road in the haunted woods i was at my friend's

00:40:42.020 bruised house so we're just skipping stories that's a that is a crazy so this dude's just kind

00:40:46.660 of like just contorted like like the exorcist and everything just look at him his body was contorted

00:40:53.300 in a very unnatural pose and he was staring right at me pupils dilated to the point and then what that's

00:40:57.460 just it he's just like fucking and that's how that guy died and he had a snarl and there was

00:41:01.340 another dude and they were just like crazy huh and that was it they continue watching south park

00:41:05.500 i get it dude i get it i get it yeah lucas with the hard r says uh bottom bunk energy yes very much

00:41:13.020 yeah that guy was on the bottom bunk for sure um not so there's there's two different it seems that

00:41:16.920 this show has the scale from like beta to alpha it's bottom bunk energy or spice boy spice boy yeah

00:41:23.080 alpha yeah so spice boy well spice boy is just a crackhead um but bottom bunk energy show some

00:41:29.260 respect there that i mean they might be crackheads i don't i don't want to disrespect them uh yeah

00:41:34.480 spice boys is very much like uh i don't know like pre-jail i think yeah and then post-jail those are

00:41:41.160 the people who listen to this especially with the new audience that you're bringing in which is now

00:41:44.640 it's 1700 people a lot of bottom bunk behaviors right there a lot of bottom bunk ass uh motherfuckers

00:41:50.440 let's see here we go here we go brometheus says incel fucks very bottom bunk behavior of you

00:41:58.100 bottom bunk behavior okay uh so here we go two instances i was at my friend's bruce house bruce

00:42:03.980 was a 50 something year old guy who took in strays and let kids sleep on his couch okay bro no no

00:42:10.700 bruce is but fucking yeah not good he's an old biker dude yes so he's definitely gay um definitely

00:42:18.260 fucking when i was younger i had insomnia really bad sometimes so i would go a couple days without

00:42:23.460 sleeping at all and i believe it made me more sensitive to things in the spirit world okay

00:42:28.780 again so this is i keep forgetting to tell the point about my cousin the whole story she uh she told me

00:42:35.580 like in a joking way i was like how are things going did you guys i said i know you left that house

00:42:41.160 and you went to florida to live with my other aunt who also has demons the one that i had interviewed

00:42:47.280 previously yeah bad idea hang out with her demons yeah not good did they go away all together or do

00:42:53.560 they mix i guess are they cool with each other they are yeah i would say they mix how would i said how

00:42:59.520 did it go um and she's like oh you know i think i'm schizophrenic and she doesn't watch the show so

00:43:05.200 she she wouldn't know like that she told you she thinks she's schizophrenic yeah she's not

00:43:09.620 schizophrenic but from what i've known of her and i was like what makes you say that and she was like

00:43:15.120 i don't know man it's like i just like i can't relax if i'm in a quiet place i just feel like

00:43:19.620 i hear voices and i was like what are the voices telling you and she's like it's hard to understand

00:43:24.180 what they're saying but they're like they like when she's alone like when i'm alone and she's

00:43:29.600 like laughing and telling me this because like i know her for her entire life so she's just like

00:43:33.260 a goofy she's good for her though that's a that's a good way to you know you don't want to do the

00:43:38.320 opposite which is like i don't want to share this with anybody and then you have like a paranoia about

00:43:42.560 it and it kind of snowballs i don't think that's good so it's great that she can talk to you i

00:43:46.740 wonder i told her i said i'd like to put you on the show to talk about that specifically but like

00:43:51.460 because she doesn't i don't think she talks to other people about this but she's comfortable with

00:43:55.020 me so she's just like it's crazy right like this happened and now i can't you know like it seems to

00:44:01.620 that it likes when she's alone is what she's saying it likes yeah because they can when you're isolated

00:44:06.400 yeah you have no connectivity to to other people there's no like sense of of love and fellowship and

00:44:11.820 it's it's uh isolation is vulnerability which is the the whole angle there what did you talk to

00:44:17.880 her about dr jerry barzynski no no i didn't i didn't say i didn't say anything i didn't because

00:44:22.760 i was like it wasn't a place for it like my aunt was there and she was like see i told you you need

00:44:27.660 to interview this bitch and i was like oh shut the fuck up and like my kids are running around her

00:44:31.680 kids they're screaming so i'm like i just i just look at her and i go oh okay i asked what they said

00:44:37.520 to her and she says it's hard to hear them but she knows that like like they get angry i they get

00:44:44.720 angry at her sometimes it seems like they're feeding on her neg her negativity and she's like

00:44:50.680 it's just weird and i was like and she's looking at me to gauge to see if she thinks that if i think

00:44:55.640 she's crazy and i give her nothing i just go oh that's interesting hmm okay and then i asked like i

00:45:03.200 remember she had played with the ouija board uh in that other house so i asked her i asked you

00:45:07.760 like hey regret that oh yeah i was like you did that and i was like what like what questions were

00:45:12.380 asked what was told and she's like she couldn't remember any specifics uh there is i mean the story

00:45:17.720 about the ouija board is crazy though like the you know her friend bought it for her birthday they

00:45:23.160 went to the basement which is the most haunted place in that house where all the weird stuff happens

00:45:27.020 they played the ouija board her mother found out she went she took it she threw it out

00:45:32.080 in the garbage she put it under another garbage bag because it was like a they had a party so they

00:45:36.640 had you know a lot of garbage my uncle goes out the next day for some reason he takes up that garbage

00:45:42.080 bag takes a ouija board brings it into the house and yeah yeah yeah it was funny no no he didn't know

00:45:49.920 that's weird the something's like ramifications of fucking of that can't burn it not supposed to burn

00:45:56.360 the ouija board yeah you're supposed to i mean they say you're supposed to someone has to take it

00:46:00.260 someone has to take it from you um and listen to this i mean it's even crazier somebody took it from

00:46:05.660 his uh my uncle then like you know my aunt's like yo you brought this thing back in the house why

00:46:11.080 would you do that it is kind of retarded he's like i don't know he's like i just decided to pick this

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00:47:49.160 bought it inside and put it back in the closet so she freaks out she's like you gotta give it away

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00:47:59.040 out so you gotta give it away so he gives it to a guy in his job some because he's a supervisor at

00:48:05.820 like a nursing home so he's like landscape supervisor like jumanji right like you gotta somebody else has

00:48:11.660 to pick up and play he took it the guy the other guy took it um and what happened well uh his girlfriend

00:48:19.460 left him but before she left him she got hit by a car so i was like like oh just oh he also lost his

00:48:26.180 job but yeah the the girlfriend got hit by a car ended up leaving him he lost his job and they're

00:48:32.800 like i don't know dude he must have been playing with this thing but they gave it anyway it's just

00:48:37.700 crazy that that well i mean my aunt um she she went full-blown schizophrenic after uh you know some

00:48:44.920 some sort of a like uh ouija board experience that freaked everybody else out and then she

00:48:50.960 changed forever after that um so yeah i'd be i would love to to talk to her that would be really

00:48:56.880 cool um even even if we didn't talk to her i would be very interested in knowing what comes of a

00:49:03.620 conversation between you and her when she figures out the whole dr jerry marsinski angle for those of

00:49:08.180 you uh who are new which i guess it is worth saying because we have 22 100 viewers right now

00:49:15.520 um dr jerry marsinski is a clinical psychologist in the uh field for 35 years he used to work with

00:49:22.000 schizophrenic patients in a medical setting but the institution that he worked for got shut down

00:49:27.180 so he started working for a prison and uh still with schizophrenic patients and um within the prison

00:49:34.460 system there's a little bit more room for experimentation because when you're in the medical

00:49:37.940 apparatus the it's very stringent you know very by the book but they don't give a fuck about you

00:49:42.900 in prison so dr jerry marsinski was able to start um basically a series of experiments where he

00:49:49.820 started to treat people as if the uh the voices were not hallucinations but were actually

00:49:56.940 outside interference some something external to the human that is influencing them one way or another

00:50:03.120 not hallucinations um auditory hallucinations long story short comes out of the other end

00:50:08.980 believing that these are demons 100 so um at the risk of of of driving our audience nuts by there you

00:50:17.880 go lucas with a hard r uh nds bingo cards yes uh we do bring it up often but like i said there's just a

00:50:22.960 lot of people watching and i think it is kind of important to this subject specifically because i was

00:50:26.900 like when she told me that i'm like ah like you always you know like you'll we talk about this

00:50:32.580 stuff and i'm like i'm about to have to deal with it so and i didn't i didn't do it at that point

00:50:37.360 because i was like there has to be uh i have to like give her a chance to hear this the right way

00:50:42.760 not uh not just like throw her throw her into not a casual drive-by you know it deserves some time

00:50:51.360 look at that man look at those young boys uh episode 16 episode 16 this is this one is a great

00:50:58.780 episode i think it's one of our highest listened and watched uh it's got 2 000 views on here but on

00:51:04.380 rumble it's got yeah rumble it's pretty insane tons yeah it's just weird how it how some things go

00:51:10.000 look at this you see this by the way servant to the master i i don't know if you've picked up on

00:51:14.020 this the um our asshole fans have taken to calling me master not because they have any respect for me

00:51:21.080 whatsoever but because they know that it's going to be funny when something happens and all of a sudden

00:51:26.520 that gets brought up like in a court case you know he's like oh what about that like they they only

00:51:31.440 and to their credit yes it would be very funny look at this this one has this has 14 000 views here

00:51:36.400 and somebody reposted our this one said 9.6 000 a lot of audio so this is one of our most popular

00:51:42.840 episodes and this guy's not like it's not like oh we got a huge name like dave smith or so whoever

00:51:47.720 uh this was just pure information i think the last episode we did with the that fed

00:51:52.460 the black yeah yeah yeah yeah what's his name black uh black labs black labs black labs rob yeah i think

00:51:59.320 that one there if it gets you know the attention that it deserves i think it's going to get you know

00:52:03.960 quite a amount because that was a crazy episode too this is not good this is not good we're going

00:52:09.060 to get um go get into legal trouble now that they're calling me master and it's going to be

00:52:15.020 holsters to their grand they're gonna be like so they call you master you have custom holsters uh for

00:52:20.760 your pistols right this is becoming oh what's that you do an annual event where everybody dresses up in

00:52:25.340 cloaks and um and you bring it on screen you bring your piss bottles very interesting bottles yes

00:52:31.480 to say yes your honor we are uh what you would call cultured okay so uh let's continue sean is sean's

00:52:39.660 about to get raped here one night he was sitting on this guy's couch everyone was asleep and i was

00:52:44.740 watching tv he was watching south park all of a sudden i heard something in the kitchen but you could

00:52:49.840 see the kitchen from where i was on the couch i thought it was bruce getting up and getting a drink

00:52:54.860 or something so i looked in there and standing in front of the kitchen table was an evil looking wolf

00:53:00.160 on its hind legs or a werewolf or dog man or whatever damn dude's got a fucking dog man in

00:53:06.340 his kitchen in the house in the house man that's very cool wait wait wait is he drunk at all but

00:53:12.280 i thought it was bruce getting up to get a drink also no he's not it doesn't seem like there's

00:53:15.960 anything there about that he had insomnia really bad so he hadn't slept in a couple of days and he's

00:53:20.300 just chilling at bruce's house sleep deprivation let me tell you something i know places like bruce's

00:53:25.760 house and it's a weird spot to be we had what was that guy's name we had that in coney island this

00:53:31.280 guy lived in a basement and we used to just throw parties in his house but he was old oh not good

00:53:37.980 not his name lewis or something he was like a cousin to one of our friends and we used to part i mean

00:53:42.820 we used to party in this guy's house and only in retrospect i'm like this guy was like almost 50

00:53:49.300 bolding fat i knew a lady like that she um she would invite a bunch of teenage boys over her

00:53:56.800 house she would buy them liquor she had a teenage daughter who was not a great looking chick so she

00:54:02.580 was always trying to um to marry her off to one of us we were all debaucherous morons you told me

00:54:07.840 about this yeah yeah and and she uh she basically took me to the bed this is the first time i ever did

00:54:13.380 cocaine and now and i did cocaine because it was a better alternative that to getting my dick my dick

00:54:17.540 sucked by an old woman um she brought me into the bathroom and then told me to she goes you had to

00:54:23.320 use the bathroom right i go i had to use the bathroom yeah we just drank like a 30 pack not

00:54:26.980 really and well i did have to piss i drank a lot of beer so she goes come with me and and she she

00:54:31.520 shows me where the bathroom is then she walks in and shuts the door behind us and uh and i look at

00:54:36.220 her and she looks at me she looks like a goblin and she goes uh whip it out it's not like i've never

00:54:40.600 seen one before and i went i think my response was and then she goes um

00:54:47.540 here and she puts a bunch of cocaine on the countertop and i was like i guess i'm doing

00:54:51.780 cocaine instead of getting my dick sucked which is great so yeah i did a lot of cocaine with an

00:54:55.720 old lady um didn't get my dick sucked by an old lady though very this very weird very weird

00:55:02.500 situations that yeah i hope my kids never put themselves into but they probably well you got

00:55:06.600 it yeah you got to be careful because you will find a lot of parents who think that it's cool

00:55:11.240 to allow teenagers in their house and and there's like some that are like mother goose

00:55:16.660 kind of characters right they like make pizza pockets and put on a movie and everything's

00:55:21.000 cool and then there's other ones that are like yeah just i'd rather you do the drugs in here

00:55:25.180 instead of out on the streets that is like famous last words i'd rather you do the drugs in my house

00:55:30.460 than on the streets is is famous last words okay okay here we go so this guy uh from where he's at

00:55:37.780 he sees a dog man or whatever also great episode here are you aware with uh raven that was four months

00:55:44.640 ago on tower gang go listen to that one it's a werewolf it's all about werewolves it's all about

00:55:49.720 werewolves okay um so he thought it was bruce i looked there's a dog man or whatever it's just

00:55:58.080 standing there and it was a mouthing words but i couldn't hear what it was saying it freaked me out

00:56:02.940 a little yeah no shit uh but between but between not sleeping and at this point being sort of numb to

00:56:09.200 paranormal stuff i was more irritated than anything i didn't want to deal with that crap at the time

00:56:14.500 so i just looked at him for a few seconds rolled my eyes and went back to watching tv

00:56:18.780 and that's the way to deal with it i feel like because now he's just not looking at it you're

00:56:23.380 not giving this thing power very odd yeah yeah yeah don't look right so he's he's closing out his

00:56:29.960 thing his last last paragraph as an adult i'm a very strong unshakable christian us too despite

00:56:35.120 listening to what we've been saying the last 40 minutes or so yes uh i read the bible daily and i

00:56:40.960 raise my children to love god on june 22nd of 2016 i was shot and clinically died what the fuck

00:56:47.960 damn dude you're living a hard life bro i had an nde and it shook me to my core

00:56:54.580 most of the spiritual activity in my life in the past five years has been god's angels

00:56:59.360 every once in a while he sends me an angel to give me words for my life usually they come right

00:57:05.460 as i'm full and asleep anyway just wanted to add this little tidbit because it pains it paints a

00:57:10.940 more complete story from you feel free to make fun of you we have this entire already did but i but i

00:57:15.980 love this guy's awesome why don't you tell us about the nde i mean i want to hear about it and we'll

00:57:20.420 make fun of that too but i would i mean that's beautiful i love that uh very strong unshakable

00:57:25.080 christian now and for the past five years uh all of the spiritual activity has been god's angels

00:57:30.280 that's awesome i would very much be interested sean in hearing about the nde uh and also how you

00:57:36.520 know it's god's angels and why you got shot were you doing spice oh 100 on spice that's see that's

00:57:43.140 where it is he buried the lead he's on spice that makes a lot of sense it makes a lot of sense this

00:57:47.560 whole thing makes a lot of sense uh that's awesome though man i i love that please write us back

00:57:52.220 sean tell us about the nde i i a big fan of people's near-death experiences not the fact that

00:57:57.140 they almost died but um just such beautiful information comes out of those uh that that

00:58:02.200 would be very cool to hear uh and i think you know on the on the topic of how do you know it's

00:58:06.820 god's angels what i will say is having seen entities myself um and and you can you know most people when

00:58:14.420 they share their testimony will express this there's a definitive feeling of evil and dread

00:58:19.680 associated with a negative entity it's like it's a it's an internal gnosis um you're not guessing

00:58:27.080 you're like oh this thing is like evil incarnate type of deal so um maybe there's a flip side to

00:58:32.260 that this is this is goodness incarnate and you get that overwhelming sense of of knowing the nature of

00:58:37.720 this thing uh thank you sean like i said please send us the uh the nde uh it's banger of a story

00:58:44.480 you saw a dog man and you were on spite yeah so a dog man didn't care didn't care like this is

00:58:50.340 fucking annoying i actually did care slightly agitated uh are we gonna get into kyle next

00:58:54.580 yeah i put it so i i put up our next one uh kyle is our next subject here he submitted earlier

00:59:02.400 in uh oh wow almost a month ago so we're kind of catching up yeah that's one full month um

00:59:08.040 when can we post back to it was wednesday right we can post on uh youtube again i believe

00:59:14.480 yeah yeah we'll do that oh guys that's actually a good thing to to note when we go back to youtube

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01:00:26.200 kyle we're gonna we're gonna get into kyle's you mind if i start uh before you do uh xerox

01:00:32.780 three zero nine ten dollars uh says fuck day quill all my homies hate day quill word he's a real

01:00:40.440 asshole it's a real piece of work that day quill it's all right um that's all right hopefully he's

01:00:44.620 watching the show right now maybe he'll change his mind hopefully a better person he'll come around

01:00:48.320 he's probably a good kid inside all right uh it says david and top man he's fucking my whole ass

01:00:54.280 government name uh roughly 10 years ago i was involved in a very bad car accident and was left

01:00:58.880 in bad shape physically afterwards uh years later my right shoulder and pretty much you fucking what

01:01:04.760 have you done okay there's years later my right shoulder and pretty much my whole right side was

01:01:09.140 still consistently in constant pain during this time i was a cook for a very busy restaurant

01:01:14.620 downtown after my shift at the end of the night i would go outside and smoke a cigarette

01:01:18.980 um now this one night while out smoking i look over to see a man walking in my direction

01:01:26.640 i wouldn't have thought anything about him normally being as i work downtown in a busy area but this guy

01:01:32.600 seemed to be literally glowing uh he had a big smile on his face and he approached me immediately

01:01:40.500 asking how i was feeling i told him fine trying to keep it casual he then specifically asked me if i had

01:01:48.260 any pain in my body whoa i had just recently recovered from the car accident i was in and after

01:01:56.900 a long night at work my shoulder would be usually killing me with pain so i decided to tell him about

01:02:02.380 the accident and my shoulder pain he then asked if he could say a prayer for me and put his hands on

01:02:07.920 my shoulder now downtown can get pretty wild most nights and i'm used to a bunch of weird stuff and

01:02:13.740 people so this really didn't phase me or stand out as super unusual so i agreed to him saying his prayer

01:02:21.180 very weird it's a my i don't know they always told me like hey you know don't let people that

01:02:28.500 you don't know put their hands on you uh not just like you know to fight you but for this sort of

01:02:33.460 thing because they're i don't know what they're doing also in the middle of the street it's like

01:02:39.200 one of my if you close your eyes while he's praying on praying for you dude this dude could

01:02:44.400 have just put a knife in your neck like yeah not a good idea hard you're right there right in front

01:02:49.560 of him he did it anyway because i guess the guy was glowing so there was a yeah an aura yeah i wonder

01:02:57.120 if what he means by glowing is he mean like this this dude has like a shimmer of illumination around

01:03:02.040 him or is it like you would talk like a pregnant woman he had you know what i mean like you're

01:03:06.260 growing you're glowing you look so fantastic um i kind of feel like he means there's a there's a

01:03:12.360 shine to him all right so uh he puts his hand on my shoulder closed his eyes and began saying some

01:03:18.280 bible verses mixed with his personal prayer all involved healing when he finished he opened his

01:03:24.280 eyes and asked me how does it feel to move my arm around and try it out i'm a very skeptical person

01:03:30.040 by nature but at this moment my shoulder which was at a very high level of pain moments ago was

01:03:35.680 seemingly healed no pain full ability of movement and rotation i was kind of shocked i said thank you

01:03:44.100 and afterwards he just said god bless and walked off that's interesting uh to this day my shoulder

01:03:50.280 is pain free damn dude i used to not even be able to lay on my right side at night it was so bad but now

01:03:56.380 i can no problem and then he's got some bonus testimony i'll let you take that but um it reminds me of

01:04:02.840 the idea where it's like you never know if you're entertaining an angel right isn't it this is like

01:04:08.620 bible verse that talks about that and um i mean i don't know i don't know god could have put it on

01:04:16.480 the dude's heart to like hey stop and talk to this this guy right here but there's there's something

01:04:21.340 look day quill 349 says the the gifts are still alive right right uh jesus said that we'd be able to

01:04:27.280 heal people uh do what he does and and more uh a j what is it j lay nice name uh he's talking about

01:04:34.620 the tony merkel story when he was a truck driver and the dude that was a satanist that he went to

01:04:39.940 pray for and the guy that touched him he hugged him three times you remember i remember yeah that's

01:04:45.040 why you don't do that shit um that's a good point it's russian roulette uh because that guy put

01:04:50.000 something on i mean you know luckily tony had had has and had a relationship with god and had some good

01:04:56.560 counseling to get him getting himself out of that but if you don't know what's going on like

01:05:01.460 like i think what's going on with my uh my cousin and my aunt who is still going through it they don't

01:05:08.160 they have no clue it's like they're fighting how long has it been it's been it's been their entire

01:05:12.060 lives it's been decades yeah uh my aunt probably the same amount of time uh but from puerto rico she

01:05:18.420 picked up something in puerto rico and they picked up something and uh does she ever say anything about

01:05:22.840 like jesus christ she does she's uh she's also my aunt you're talking about yeah my one is uh she

01:05:29.280 does but she's also like she's gay so it's uh right she had went to the church my mom had brought her to

01:05:36.140 the church but like again it's like the church is not gonna number one explain this stuff to you

01:05:40.440 in a way that and and she she wouldn't feel comfortable even telling the church about this

01:05:44.700 yeah i know yeah yeah that's for sure i say on because i'm like uh thiefy is really what i

01:05:49.780 would say but you guys are white so you wouldn't understand yeah i was thinking about that the other

01:05:53.920 day because we call grandma abuela but but i don't call like every other member of my family i call her

01:06:00.240 grandma and and my kid calls her grandma and i'm like because i don't fucking i can't i'm not gonna say

01:06:06.340 abuela like with a fucking english like a like a white dude's accent so i have to be like you know abuela

01:06:13.200 abuela and and that's like fake you know i i'm making that voice i don't normally talk like that

01:06:19.520 so i'm like i'm not gonna fake the funk grandma your fucking grandma you get to be grandma to the

01:06:23.660 pseudo white grandchildren and then to the other ones that are much browner you get to be fucking

01:06:27.860 abuela there you go i'm like i i'm trying to fake the funk for these people so they understand um

01:06:32.800 that's all but yeah they don't they don't understand they are like uh

01:06:36.400 anyway yeah so she is she is gay for a long time since i know her yeah and uh so when she does when

01:06:46.540 she went to the church it's kind of like i could always tell that like my mom's like we're gonna

01:06:50.400 pray the gay out of you and she's just like no you're not still gay yeah and i think that there's

01:06:55.920 something about like submission where if you really want uh if you want help with this thing this thing

01:07:02.180 is deeply rooted in you you've got to submit and i think submission in that case there might be

01:07:08.180 letting go of some of these you know your debaucherous ways which is listen she's a pimp i like i love my

01:07:14.820 aunt but like she's yeah she broke up with her girlfriend that was a very abusive these lesbians

01:07:19.800 are very abusive she was just like i mean girl after girl and she's a big lady too but it didn't matter

01:07:26.160 just she's just macking it she's just running through fucking running through these hoes yeah and i'm

01:07:31.640 you got it you gotta let that go you gotta let that go yeah i could yeah oh uh godspeed uh you

01:07:39.900 want to you want to take this away it's a bonus testimony right here three months three months ago

01:07:44.080 i was baptized uh based the week before i was baptized i was going through a lot in life

01:07:49.560 and had an overwhelming random feeling of wanting to get baptized i was talking about it with my friends

01:07:55.540 and family i call my church i attend regularly to schedule my baptism and it was supposed to happen

01:08:00.660 that weekend that's odd uh usually in a church when you get baptized you have to go through uh

01:08:07.920 like weeks of classes at least that's been my experience i think that's the right way to do it

01:08:13.280 because you have to understand exactly what you're doing you're not just like going in water there's a

01:08:18.680 you're doing a ceremony you're doing a ritual you know yeah you do have to get to the purpose of the

01:08:25.900 ritual is i would imagine to get you in the correct state of mind maybe the correct you know

01:08:32.200 frequency vibrational state uh as far as your thought patterns goes right you're you're um

01:08:38.020 you know they can determine cognitive function in waves it's weird it's weird that the church doesn't

01:08:44.920 believe in i don't think you can really get baptized unless you have a good understanding of the

01:08:49.320 supernatural and the occult like the ones that kind of discard that i'm like why would you get baptized

01:08:54.520 because it it can't be you can never get baptized uh truly if you're not of that kind of understanding

01:09:03.400 that what i'm doing here is performing a ritual but it's a ritual that is not you know satanic it's

01:09:10.220 a ritual to the most high and we're making a covenant like a yeah if you don't if you don't

01:09:15.380 understand that that's i don't know that's why i feel weird when they baptize like like i think

01:09:19.800 there is something to baptizing children like i think you can because especially as as as a father

01:09:25.280 as a parent you're their like spiritual guardian right i think there is some validity to that it's

01:09:31.000 got some root in in biblical truth but there is a certain point like when are they no longer

01:09:36.000 under your protection or under your guidance you're no longer responsible for them in that way

01:09:40.760 um and then i think during that period they're just not developed yet they don't know i just

01:09:48.480 think it's far and few in between you find like a an 18 year old who like really gets it really knows

01:09:52.460 what they're doing really knows what they're committing to so it's always weird whenever you

01:09:55.760 see like kids uh getting baptized or or things like that i'm like i'm just not too sure i think it

01:10:01.220 has to be you might have to be them but i maybe maybe there's a thing like is the age of innocence

01:10:08.320 you ever hear the question from someone where it's like oh well what if a kid dies and they haven't

01:10:14.380 you know confessed their sins or prayed their sins away it's like do they go to heaven and it's like

01:10:19.120 there's an age where you are responsible for your actions and i feel like that age should coincide with

01:10:26.240 that baptism your decision to get baptized when you when you truly do understand what is going on and

01:10:32.780 what you're doing but maybe you could baptize your kid and like you know if they're under my protection

01:10:37.880 i'm baptizing this this child so that they have this protection until they are ready to then do

01:10:44.380 it themselves but like i don't know you're the you're the head of the spiritual household right

01:10:48.160 yeah or the spiritual head of household however you would express that so i i do feel like there's

01:10:52.980 something to that you can make that call but yeah is there is there a time where all of a sudden

01:10:58.440 they do grasp that sort of thing i don't know i had my kids baptized uh but not not with not in

01:11:05.460 water it was too cold and my my aunt was here from new york and she's uh well she's pick up the

01:11:10.440 pastorship of the church her husband has died um so she came and she baptized our kids because i was

01:11:17.560 like that's really the only person that i'd want to do that i don't know what else like other people

01:11:21.460 are doing out there but i know her so she did that and they're very young we explained to them what it

01:11:27.120 was but they don't have to do it what was that they're not going to grasp it right i mean it's

01:11:32.600 no no they're not going to get it but when they get older they have to make the decision for

01:11:36.200 themselves right that that might wear off when they have some accountability you know what i mean

01:11:40.680 yeah yeah all right um let's uh church uh that he regularly attended to schedule his baptism and it

01:11:48.980 was supposed to happen that weekend sunday came and no follow-up from my church to confirm it

01:11:53.380 so i was bummed out and skipped church that sunday now every sunday i meet up with a group of friends

01:11:59.820 and we practice historical european martial arts with german longsword oh my god that's awesome dude

01:12:06.740 that's my kind of fucking corny larp i love that oh man that's fucking awesome are you doing this with

01:12:12.220 james lindsey all right dude i want to fucking you don't want to do sword can we do sword practices

01:12:16.960 you have all that property dude we could buy swords we could do practices it'll be fun doing that

01:12:21.000 i have a gun armor what about jay i have a gun what about dangerous retard holster that's right

01:12:27.780 dude yeah i don't know if that's going to come back to bite us uh but um yeah jacob jacob of the

01:12:33.100 cult of spirit figures uh cult of conspiracy does that come on what the fuck man i don't know what's

01:12:37.420 going on there um jacob from cult of conspiracy he dresses up in in armor and he fucking you know

01:12:42.840 hacks at his homies in an mma uh setting i fucking love that that's very that's pretty that's

01:12:48.280 pretty cool um okay uh so uh they're they they met at the lake that day and after practice we

01:12:57.620 noticed a very large group of people gathering at the lakeside and lots of cheering so we went over

01:13:02.460 to see what's going on it just it just so happened that it was a mass baptism event going on at the

01:13:08.440 lake that day uh now we have met here many times and i go to this particular lake often i've never seen

01:13:14.280 anything like this before uh not that i'm sure it doesn't i'm not sure it doesn't happen sometimes

01:13:19.560 it's some lakes some places but you never never seen it here before i walked up to a person and

01:13:25.020 they immediately asked me before i could say anything if i was there to be baptized so i just

01:13:30.100 said yes i think so yes they directed me to a person with a clipboard that put me on a list

01:13:37.300 of a line to be baptized insane uh the coolest part was when i got into the water the people

01:13:44.500 baptizing me said that they seen me out sword fighting earlier and that they had a feeling

01:13:49.280 one of us would be getting baptized today whoa that's that is crazy that's pretty cool the prayer

01:13:55.900 and the blessing they said upon baptizing me was very sword heavy and lots of warrior of god stuff

01:14:01.960 and felt very powerful what are the odds of that happening the way it did i don't believe in

01:14:06.940 consequences that's very he goes on to say thank you very much for all you do love your content much

01:14:12.660 love and god bless that is a really cool uh serendipitous story yes god bless you kyle very

01:14:18.560 cool also i love the idea of like one second engaging in you know sword fighting and then the next

01:14:25.420 getting you know a spiritual ceremony happening to you getting baptized for god i just think that that's

01:14:30.980 um that's a cool day that's a cool day i like that man i do like that look that was a nice uh

01:14:37.580 positive story we don't really get much of those anymore right like i feel like we get positive

01:14:43.880 stories we had somebody uh give us a pretty good one i forgot what it was um and honestly you know

01:14:48.720 the the story uh that we read earlier that ended where he mentioned uh near-death experience that

01:14:54.080 ended very nicely so you know um that's a good story i like it very nice i do i do like

01:15:00.960 that one that's like yeah this is this is nice man i like that good for you hopefully you're uh

01:15:05.880 you're keeping up with the kyle and i guess people do do uh some sort of baptisms and stuff like that

01:15:12.900 on the fly yeah what do you think about that like a group baptism is that i feel like that's cool

01:15:19.000 yeah i feel like that's cool i think that's how jesus was doing oh well john the baptist was doing it

01:15:25.920 and and and to that point you know how there's a there's no um sequence of events required to get

01:15:32.400 baptized at a group event like that dude was you know what are the prerequisites

01:15:37.140 sword fight and then you can get you know what i mean because we're talking about how it's a process

01:15:41.740 sometimes i guess it's a process and other times it's like yo dog you want to go to the park and

01:15:46.020 jump in the lake and be on fire for the lord i'm like all right i guess so i guess that's it

01:15:50.560 it is crazy to think about the the actual spirit spiritual ramifications of doing that

01:15:57.020 sort of an act like going underwater and then coming up yeah and what what that actually means

01:16:04.120 in the spiritual realm yeah yeah i think it's uh uh you know it makes sense i never used to

01:16:10.880 understand it but the more we go down this path the more it makes sense it's like there are ceremonies

01:16:15.320 and rituals that these elites are always using in order to be in contact with these entities

01:16:21.500 but there are also ceremonies and rituals you can do in the complete opposite direction and uh so it

01:16:28.320 you know all that checks out um let's let's bring up another one but i gotta let you read the first

01:16:32.900 paragraph because i have to piss so hard it's crazy who are we going to use the model or uh hudson

01:16:37.960 i put it in the private chat hudson okay cool got hudson up uh take it away and then i'll be really

01:16:42.780 quick you'll have to give me a a breakdown go ahead okay um yeah jay lay comment here this is my oldest

01:16:50.600 was 16 and my youngest was seven they were baptized when they were baptized had to meet with the pastor

01:16:55.980 of my youngest to make sure he understood salvation and baptism and the pastor said he was totally that

01:17:00.940 he totally gets it he said he had to turn kids away before because they didn't understand yet and it all

01:17:06.280 depends on understanding and maturity yeah i agree i don't know if it's like uh i don't know if it's

01:17:12.680 a sort of a thing where you have to be careful to do it like maybe you can't do baptism too many

01:17:19.680 times maybe it like loses its loses its power if you continue to do you know do the same ritual i'm

01:17:29.120 not really sure but there it just feels like that it feels like there's something something to it and

01:17:33.860 he says yeah baptism is not salvation it's not it's it's about uh just like bait like basically being

01:17:40.000 cleansed there's probably only so many times you can cleanse yourself in that in that sort of fashion

01:17:45.940 before it doesn't mean much maybe i'm wrong i'm probably wrong all right uh so we have another

01:17:52.500 story that was submitted last month but we're getting to it so this person's name i'll just read

01:17:57.300 the story hey guys my name is hudson and here are these two stories i have been i've only been told to

01:18:04.960 two people so cheers to being the third and fourth gay retards to hear this uh and now there's gonna

01:18:11.280 this is quite like 3 000 people that are listening so yeah you'll be the 3 600th person here to hear

01:18:20.320 this gay story now here's a little preamble the first incident happened when i was four to five years

01:18:25.580 old i lived normal two-parent two-kid household in a nice neighborhood near birmingham alabama

01:18:32.180 just middle-class jerk-off material nobody in my family is spiritual they are christian but not

01:18:38.240 spiritual or conspiracy-minded so i can't talk about this shit with them all right story starts here

01:18:44.200 well uh catch me up what was it what was he talking about oh i just read some uh comments but uh he says

01:18:51.320 that there's only been two other people to hear this story we're the third and fourth and the rest of

01:18:54.960 this audience that will listen to it he lives in alabama he can't talk to his family about it

01:19:00.820 his family thinks he's crazy shout out mark steves shout out mark steves okay uh so it started story

01:19:07.860 starts here all i remember is sitting at the bottom of my bed when my feet dangling off i was fully awake

01:19:12.940 but unable to choose what i was doing if that makes any sense i felt like i was in a vr headset and

01:19:19.400 someone else was controlling it a fire demon appeared small and shaped like those mini pop tarts

01:19:25.740 really fuck dude uh you know what though that's not that crazy because a lot of people

01:19:32.640 when they describe stuff um like remember there was a story on the confessionals where like some

01:19:37.340 dude's action figure that he beloved ended up at the foot of his bed but like the size of a man

01:19:43.120 yeah yeah what the hell and it also kind of like brings when when you're looking at those little

01:19:49.560 pop tarts uh i know what he's talking about too yeah yeah yeah the tiny ones yeah but they when

01:19:55.740 they when they have the expression the face on them as they're jumping around like they're kind of like

01:20:00.620 malevolent little creatures like pixie demons yeah i can't i can't find a picture of them they have

01:20:07.200 like whack whacked out eyes and they're kind of like yeah yeah they look like um doodle bob you know

01:20:13.580 exactly exactly all right whatever so yeah that's a that's a kind of like a whacked out demon thing

01:20:19.400 to see okay um let's let's finish this up so he was just smiling and hopping around the screen showing

01:20:25.860 me uh things being burned down what the hell oh because he's like looking through a vr goggle

01:20:31.700 um okay yeah this happened i guess for 20 minutes and i was just sitting there screaming crying at this

01:20:38.180 demon showing me what felt like a message everything in my life will burn it never spoke

01:20:44.380 just smiled at me showing uh showing this to me when it was when it was over i felt like i was released

01:20:50.520 from my puppet my puppet strings i remember screaming and crying as loud as possible to my parents and they

01:20:57.760 never came and i know i was actually screaming in real life it was almost like my room was not in our

01:21:03.780 dimension oh that's interesting and we've heard that before right that's that's like uh those

01:21:10.420 moments where you're in some something parallel akin to maybe like the the upside down it is i seems like

01:21:18.720 the the veil that we all allude to like the spiritual veil and points of thinness um i guess maybe there's

01:21:25.860 room in the conversation for portals that look portalesque but i feel like predominantly you don't even

01:21:31.260 realize when you pass through these things yeah yeah well maybe this maybe you're the portal you

01:21:37.100 know and you just put yourself somewhere else anyway that he says this feels so long so if you want the

01:21:42.380 other story i'll send it but i didn't want to scare you sweet educationally uh subnormal boys off love

01:21:48.300 you guys busy face very gay but of course come on we're dangerous retards are we not yeah so let it hang

01:21:56.260 baby oh actually hold on he actually does send a picture here sorry you saw the picture at the

01:22:02.180 bottom i gotta can i make this larger i suppose so i'll share the screen okay um yeah let's just

01:22:13.340 share the screen so he saw something like this adorable yeah very cute this is kind of what i'm thinking

01:22:19.560 like see the eyes kind of like wonky size then yeah yeah doodle bob yeah so he's just like dancing

01:22:25.200 around showing him his his entire life burning slightly off-putting yeah not at all all right

01:22:32.660 uh there's a second story you want to read this yeah let's go uh story number two i was at work

01:22:38.060 when i wrote that and i did not go into detail at all haha okay he's gonna it looks like he's gonna

01:22:44.040 tell us a little bit more so the fire demon looked identical to this game i played later on in life

01:22:48.340 as a kid called fire boy and water girl or some shit i actually never heard of that i attached the

01:22:54.640 image um can you click on that again to bring that up yeah that's what we just saw it's at the

01:22:59.720 bottom of the page i didn't know that was a game i thought it was just like a shitty cartoon i've

01:23:02.940 never heard of it fire boy and water girl yeah apparently oh it's one of these like online games

01:23:09.840 oh okay cool math games fire boy and water girl in the forest temple never heard of them it must be a

01:23:15.600 younger generation thing we had um math blaster remember math blaster yeah yeah yeah okay um

01:23:22.940 uh played later on as a kid called fire boy and water girl or some shit i attach an image

01:23:28.680 gonna have a fun dream from looking at it uh and to be clear i didn't play that game till i was in

01:23:34.240 like fifth grade so i don't know how the fuck it was identical that's strange uh you didn't give us

01:23:39.420 the age that you were at before i guess he says four to five earlier so he saw this thing and then saw

01:23:44.520 it again at in fifth grade that's interesting uh so while i was being shown this demon short film

01:23:50.220 i could still see everything in front of me the huge mirror on my wall my betta fish bowl the top

01:23:55.500 half of my dresser and the edge of some poster on my wall i couldn't move my eyes away from the spot

01:24:01.460 that they were trained on then the demon appeared in the form of the image i attached and was just

01:24:07.700 jumping back and forth across the screen i don't know how else to describe what i was seeing maybe like

01:24:12.860 a hologram style is it impossible it is impossible to describe exactly what i've spent 18 years trying

01:24:19.580 to um and what felt like a story was being shown to me it never uttered a noise just had the creepy

01:24:27.860 fucking smile and bounce back and forth like it was so pleased to be the one to show this to me that's

01:24:33.160 interesting that that's the impression that you got um i think in in spiritual situations impressions

01:24:39.380 count for a lot and who knows maybe this little thing was given that job and maybe it was pumped

01:24:45.080 to be the one who's showing you these things um you know it's funny too because i i know i'm not saying

01:24:53.220 that the flame creature is demonic right from that that image from that game that we just showed but

01:24:58.180 what i notice a lot is in children's entertainment they will incorporate a lot of like um esoterically

01:25:05.020 accurate demons and such and they'll include a lot of like esoterically accurate um books like occult

01:25:13.780 books and and symbolism and things of that nature but the demons are often like cute you know what i

01:25:20.280 mean they're like cute and they're silly and they're fun and um that's very disheartening right it feels

01:25:26.100 like a trojan horse for children so like demons are fun and yeah until you know you're fucking one of

01:25:30.900 dr jerry marsinski's patients uh and the demons tell you to go stick a knife in his guts i'm sure we

01:25:36.700 we have to have uh brian from demon races back on but i heard some stories about like pokemon

01:25:42.480 especially specifically the first 150 and uh people that are familiar with these sort of entities like

01:25:48.400 just looking at them i think it was like ancient like not ancient but like you know spiritual indian

01:25:53.340 types like american indian types well they see there's um nine tails which is off also played

01:26:00.240 off of in naruto and and this like several tailed fox is like a negative entity and it is from like

01:26:09.240 japanese folklore um so there's a lot of that yeah yeah but you know like even pikachu like they they

01:26:15.560 are familiar with these entities and they're not uh good and they're not they're not cool they don't

01:26:20.880 crush they don't crush they're not they don't crush i wish they did i'd like a um what's the uh

01:26:26.800 turtle pokemon uh squirtle i would like a squirtle that'd be like a squirtle okay um the only episodes

01:26:34.380 of this season you can say i truly the only episodes of the season you could say i truly can make out in

01:26:44.620 words was a house being set aflame by the demon i didn't hear them but i could tell there were people

01:26:52.860 inside burning and then i saw fire trucks and firemen pull up to the scene only to be burned as

01:26:59.740 live alive as well uh what he's saying is like he's watching like a like a tv show it's like a screen so

01:27:06.920 there's episodes that this guy is showing him and the season is the entire thing i guess that's what

01:27:12.480 he thinks is his life so this little demon is showing he said one of the episodes was this

01:27:17.400 okay okay um so he says uh i saw the fire trucks and firemen pull up to the scene only to be burned

01:27:26.120 alive as well that i did hear i had to sit through the entirety of the fire everyone who showed up to

01:27:32.580 help was cremated damn what the fuck this is a long process um i don't think it was my house though

01:27:39.400 so i don't understand the meaning of it or any of them for that matter and and by the way this is

01:27:46.900 he's talking about this at like four or five you know six six uh six years old maybe tops so this is a

01:27:55.140 little kid and he is being exposed to an elongated version of people being cremated right he says

01:28:02.960 the fireman died anybody who tries to help dies um if you engage this like you you take this

01:28:11.760 hypothetical as as as the truth you go okay this guy's telling the truth um this is a horrifying thing

01:28:18.580 for a kid to be exposed to yeah for sure um don't understand the meaning of it okay it showed me a couple

01:28:24.700 more like this um but like i said i don't know how to describe the scenes i just had the ultimate

01:28:30.700 feeling of dread and horror through the entire thing and that it was all going to burn everything

01:28:36.840 and everyone was going to be ash after it was done showing me this i was almost dropped like i was a

01:28:44.800 puppet having the string cut and fell back onto the bed we have heard that a lot when people return to

01:28:50.900 their bodies whether or not they're having a dream or they're astral projecting knowingly doing so

01:28:56.920 oftentimes the way they return to their body is like a falling um and they can even feel like an

01:29:03.080 impact of of hitting the bed back into their body he goes on to say i just started screaming and yelling

01:29:07.980 and crying uncontrollably what's that spirit fingers oh is that working um i started screaming

01:29:19.580 and yelling and crying uncontrollably for what felt like hours but nobody in the house could hear me and

01:29:24.380 i knew it i knew it was a useless attempt for help my screams were real i could hear them but i knew my

01:29:31.600 family couldn't that's interesting that he knew that when i stopped there was absolutely nothing pure

01:29:36.720 silence and stillness like i've never experienced to this day and then i went to bed and had to go to

01:29:43.380 fucking kindergarten i guess um and he says uh and remember i only i have one more truly unbelievable

01:29:52.360 event that happened to me a few few years later however this was on the opposite side of the

01:29:57.580 spectrum yeah um hudson is this hudson uh really appreciate your submission very interesting shit

01:30:05.100 and i would i would love to hear the other story and it's interesting because we were just talking

01:30:09.540 about we don't typically get nice stories on here but it seems that if he's insinuating it's on the

01:30:14.660 opposite side of the spectrum then this must have been a positive experience because this

01:30:18.200 seemed like a harrowing experience yeah i think people are like not scared to submit nice stories

01:30:26.580 but like nice stories have like a weird connotation like where i feel like it's more believable to be

01:30:31.260 like i had a demonic attack than be like i was miraculously healed most of the time when you hear

01:30:35.720 that people like shut you know shut up no you weren't yeah yeah yeah um yeah i guess you're right

01:30:42.720 uh i don't know what it is it's like demonic experiences have like a grittiness to them and

01:30:48.180 then when you start telling me about like you know the angels they love me i'm like yeah they probably

01:30:52.140 do and shit but i don't know why it just didn't hit as hard but i i like the i like the the positive

01:30:57.040 stories because i don't think nds chronicle should just be nightmare fuel um it's really it's it's meant

01:31:05.360 to chronicalize uh people's uh spiritual experiences so so yeah bring them on if they're if they're

01:31:11.740 positive then for sure send them uh looks like we got time for maybe one more top you think so

01:31:16.660 uh yeah so we have one second we have uh one more here well we have whiskey true i don't know if uh

01:31:25.680 we read that one or that kind of like it seems familiar oh we don't think you do that you want

01:31:31.760 to jump ahead to somebody who just submitted one and uh yeah why not it's our show we do whatever

01:31:35.960 we want um yeah i think that that's fair we just uh go randomly got eric zachary or something from

01:31:42.960 the month of june or brad eric zachary or brad which one do you think one two or three um i don't

01:31:49.520 like the way that brad is i don't like the way he spells his name spells his name with two d's um

01:31:55.480 but and i also don't see paragraphs in there why don't we do eric because it looks like eric has

01:32:01.040 has given us the courtesy of actually trying to separate things with paragraphs and things like

01:32:06.800 that and that goes a long way uh yeah that's really all we require um that's it dude i mean

01:32:13.280 we don't even require it we'll read whatever the hell you send us but you know uh yeah this is this

01:32:17.880 one's got some meat it looks like so that's that's cool all right uh hey guys my name is eric with the

01:32:23.920 k i love your show uh found you guys on tinfoil hat what are you laughing about and have been

01:32:30.500 hooked up spirit fingers here we go wait wait wait oh oh i'm like i'm i'm on uh whiskey true i'm like

01:32:36.420 this doesn't make any sense it's not even reading this shit hold on a second you said eric you you

01:32:39.760 agreed to this you can yeah but then something like moved around uh in the in the google drive okay

01:32:44.860 great here we go oh good this one's pretty long too oh nice this one's super long dude oh let's go

01:32:50.840 all right i guess we'll be here for a little while um you're going thanks for all the content

01:32:55.080 to get me through my work day if you guys end up sharing this can you just use my first name my bad

01:33:00.860 you know i i only put your first name eric with a k i hope people uh don't find you so okay this is

01:33:08.300 my story and i'm sorry for any spelling errors it's fine uh i'm just a dumb construction worker typing

01:33:13.400 this out of my phone so it probably sucks grammatically too uh if parts sound familiar it's because i

01:33:18.680 submitted a few parts of it to cryptids of the corn pocket that's actually my favorite podcast

01:33:23.280 shout out to the corn love those shout out to the corn yeah and uh manna from heaven and uh organic ufos

01:33:30.060 they read them on their show um this will be the first time i've told the whole story though

01:33:36.260 no spice or bath sauce or any substances were taken throughout this ordeal eric i appreciate you

01:33:42.940 getting that out of the way because we were wondering well of course every every every story that we

01:33:47.800 read starts with us wondering and waiting to get to the part where they talk about doing spice uh so

01:33:53.280 thank you for for at least killing that so i'm not you know suspenseful the whole time okay very good

01:33:58.760 so uh the first part started back in 2011 i was smoking a cigarette and having a coffee early in the

01:34:04.520 morning with my 12 pound chihuahua he walks out in the yard and freezes staring at something oh okay

01:34:11.420 i thought he literally froze i was like a chihuahua just walked out and just turned to ice

01:34:17.460 dead now so anyway going on to my story yeah yeah he freezes to death but yeah anyway um so he's he

01:34:24.080 stops he's staring at something behind the garage i follow him to see what it is and there's a massive

01:34:30.240 buck while it's rare to see a deer in my suburban neighborhood it's not unheard of the crazy part is

01:34:36.140 that it's standing upright on its hind legs that's unusual yeah uh i'm six foot four and with the

01:34:45.900 antlers it towered over me i'm talking eight foot tall or so i mean yeah if you have a a deer even a

01:34:54.120 small one would tower over you they're like they're they're tall dude and they have knives for a hat i

01:35:00.900 would um i would have i would have shot i would have put 15 holes in that thing there's no way

01:35:07.100 i'm sorry dude not because um of the danger of a deer more because of the paranormal aspect i would

01:35:15.280 start rebuking it and filling it with lead there's no way i'm looking i'm staring down an eight foot

01:35:20.460 tall stag who's having a piss behind my garage in the middle of the night it's not happening dude

01:35:25.380 i'm gonna put holes in it hardcore dude like my friend just killed one in upstate new york and it

01:35:30.380 just had a bone for a foot like a back foot just a bone yeah yeah they're brutal like that and they

01:35:35.960 kill each other they'll kill each other when they're in the rut um they'll just fill each other

01:35:41.500 with holes you ever see where they get because you know fucking knife hat uh you ever see where they

01:35:45.460 entangle their antlers and they both die it's sick or one dies and the other one i've seen uh pictures

01:35:51.560 or videos of them like walking one just dragging another dead buck that's like half of it's a skeleton

01:35:57.880 because like it's been eaten it's just it's a brutal life you know what this reminds me of there

01:36:02.760 was a story on the confessionals of a guy coming across a deer maybe this wasn't on the confessionals

01:36:07.940 either way um coming across i made it up i made it up actively lying to you um and it was smashing

01:36:15.680 its head in its own head in um and then i believe he watched it walk into a river or a lake and just die

01:36:24.400 and there was some discussion over it because i guess there was enough credence to it that this

01:36:30.260 was you know considered a real event and the discussion uh revolved around um what's the

01:36:36.040 degenerative disease that chronic wasting chronic wasting disease yeah and somehow that chronic

01:36:41.400 wasting disease will cause a a type of neurosis where these things will just like lose their mind

01:36:47.220 and start actively it's like zombies kill themselves yeah zombie shit for deers but they you'll

01:36:52.460 also see that i've seen rob with the shadow black labs rob we still don't know how you got a calendar

01:36:57.400 no it had like uh boils and shit on its neck they tell you if you see it you're supposed to like

01:37:02.800 they're like kill it but it doesn't really count towards your tags but you're allowed to just kill

01:37:07.720 them because they shouldn't be around but i had a bow at the time so like it was either out of range or

01:37:13.240 i didn't want to blow my cover where was that so i didn't kill it but i don't think it would be

01:37:16.540 crazy to eat that right you wouldn't you don't no no you can't eat that you shouldn't even touch it

01:37:20.120 like it's it's yeah it's honestly it's probably some government shit that was put out there but

01:37:26.220 they said it's from overcrowding when uh there gets too many deer in area they start to turn

01:37:31.940 into zombies evolution starts taking care of itself and they start yeah it's it's darwinian fucking uh

01:37:38.100 uh you know a solution survival of the fittest or something like that whenever the pack gets too much

01:37:42.520 they start auto uh culling yeah shout out king the wop uh they be making fun of your skin your kid

01:37:50.380 at school that's right king the wop they do be doing that king look at his picture

01:37:55.380 no is that the right one where's the chirp um all right all right let's uh let's continue on

01:38:01.380 did you hear it i don't think all right let's continue on here uh where the hell so he flexes

01:38:09.200 on us and he lets us know that he's six foot four whatever big dude yeah uh but this thing was

01:38:13.960 eight foot or tall eight foot or tall or so or whatever uh we must have startled it because it

01:38:18.620 just looked at us with the big black eyes uh it seemed to stop for what could have only been a few

01:38:24.400 seconds with the three of us locked in on each other my brave little dog gave out a muffled little

01:38:29.580 gruff and the deer dropped to all four hooves and leapt over our chain link fence we went back inside

01:38:35.580 confuses all hell next thing i remember my wife comes home from work uh now it's dark outside and

01:38:41.680 around 6 p.m i had somehow lost around eight hours with no memory of the entire day after my encounter

01:38:48.040 whoa what he had lost time

01:38:52.880 now dark outside right somehow lost eight hours with no memory oh that's not good dude so he just

01:39:01.740 like this thing runs away and the next thing he remembers on his hind legs no it comes down on

01:39:07.520 all fours and and hops the gate and uh the next thing he remembers is his wife coming home wait up

01:39:13.320 hold on we have some more updates for uh from king flop what up bro my boy got a nose he can smell you

01:39:19.860 through the screen does he smell what the rock is cooking no when anybody was wrestling joe did you

01:39:25.340 watch it the rock came back to roll last night fine really yeah it was i'm gonna start watching

01:39:31.480 wrestling with my kid because ufc is on too late and like i don't know man i remember watching

01:39:38.100 wrestling when i was a kid it was a lot of fun maybe i'll start uh maybe he's like you he's he's

01:39:42.400 got that wide nose shit like you breathing up all the white man's air that's it that's him all right

01:39:47.120 but for serious though guys i think that like listen we've you've done a very good job of inflaming the

01:39:53.720 blacks and black twitter but i think it's time to like probably pass this uh this olive branch and i

01:39:59.720 think we can all get along i do the same thing people so if you like if you really don't like

01:40:03.660 what david said i mean like i'm whatever we're extending go to toplobster.com look at some t-shirts

01:40:09.780 we're extending an olive branch and if we could all watch wrestling together

01:40:14.600 and see like again you're not avoid you're not you're not avoiding the violent uh thing you're

01:40:20.680 doing the meme king thwop you're doing the meme yeah all right use black people being violent and

01:40:25.620 they get upset and then they do the violence violent meme it's fine and that was like yeah

01:40:31.280 yeah we have to read the story we're not we're not ignoring you king uh kang but we got to read

01:40:36.160 our story um this guy lost eight hours of time which is crazy we don't really talk about time

01:40:41.860 dilation or like time loss we haven't heard that many of those kind of stories but that does come

01:40:46.380 it comes up often in paranormal testimony my my grandmother um that was something that she

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01:41:50.560 long abductee victim so uh and of course as far as alien abductions go um those things are rife with

01:42:00.160 lost time uh mostly mostly those type of encounters that you hear the lost time uh this is my first

01:42:06.300 time hearing it in conjunction with you know a weird animal sighting and it really does give

01:42:10.980 credence to the idea that like that was just not a deer on a time they're roasting you he said your

01:42:16.660 kid looks like oatmeal shit i don't know

01:42:18.660 bro on the left looks like a taliban leader you got you have no idea you have no idea my dude yeah

01:42:30.420 all right listen man this guy's he's a fan he's a fan i didn't expect him to buy anything but he's

01:42:34.680 probably gonna be a fan we'll see you in the next show king well maybe the first 15th uh that's

01:42:39.360 twice a month that he could be buying stuff so yeah actually i could probably make top lobster

01:42:46.420 except ebt if you you know oh hell yeah i'll pull some strings all right later that night later that

01:42:52.340 night uh i was gonna say bucky's bucky's is a place where people go and they lose a lot of time

01:42:58.640 you hear a lot of stories i don't know what it is about that place uh it's like put on lay lines or

01:43:02.240 some shit like that yeah yeah so later that night i was laying on my living room floor watching tv

01:43:07.280 it was around 11 p.m and i was wide awake my wife who we just found out was pregnant was in the

01:43:12.840 bedroom asleep i specifically remember watching rick steve's europe on pbs he was in romania

01:43:20.520 visiting a gothic cathedral like i said i was wide awake suddenly i hear the basement door creak open

01:43:26.420 next to me i try to look over towards the door but now i'm um but i'm now frozen to the floor

01:43:32.400 i can't even the amount of submissions we've been getting where people are having like a

01:43:38.060 sleep paralysis experience while being not like laying down yeah he was he laying down i guess he

01:43:46.200 oh he was laying he was laying oh okay i mistook it because he said he's frozen on the floor he was

01:43:51.140 doing like some bottom i bet you he was laying were you laying on your tummy like this with your legs

01:43:55.900 kicking behind you while you're watching europa right that's the comfiest position dude it is pretty

01:44:00.540 comfy uh so he gets stuck there uh he says he can't breathe so he's having like sleep paralysis

01:44:05.680 but while he's wide awake so he doesn't even go through the process of sleeping um with my eyes

01:44:11.360 wide open and locked on the ceiling five men in black suits whoa this is crazy okay five men in black

01:44:18.780 suits emerge from what i assume was the basement and step over me heading towards the bedroom damn

01:44:24.940 after four of them casually stepped over me the final one glanced down at me and i got a look at

01:44:30.620 him i'm glad we're reading this story this is crazy shit they went to that next time wait they went to

01:44:35.980 the room where his wife was sleeping his pregnant wife what yeah okay uh so where his face should be

01:44:43.740 was completely blank no eyes nose mouth ears or anything no hair either just a caucasian head with a

01:44:50.360 fedora on top it's a caucasian head dude so um that reminds me of the video that we just watched

01:44:56.680 with the the pope where he opens up like the portal door and there are these two dudes dressed in suits

01:45:01.940 but they have no discernible features on their fucking noggins i thought that was crazy then that's

01:45:08.220 interesting find that uh that feels a lot like um so you know the people talk about whether or not

01:45:13.460 slender man is an egregore meaning like you can create something in your mind and feed it so much

01:45:19.220 mental energy that it starts to manifest in some way shape or form i guess in a spiritual uh uh sense

01:45:25.600 but um i would almost like rather entertain the idea that slender man is a real thing and it just

01:45:36.120 kind of entered like the same way that the hat man and the benadryl thing has has reached this is the

01:45:40.560 video this is the video you're referencing where if you saw right in the right here the pope looks at

01:45:45.680 at the end is really where you see it yeah but he he looks to his his uh right and he's like

01:45:50.580 what the fuck so as he enters this portal look look at his face he's kind of like upset

01:45:55.720 he goes through the door or gets wheeled through the door and the dude on his left not this guy

01:46:01.820 he also doesn't have very many features though if you look at it it's very bland this guy in

01:46:05.820 particular this dude doesn't even have ears just a round head like look no features on his head

01:46:15.880 yeah that's that's a really wild and so i thought it was a resolution on the camera and it still could

01:46:20.280 be the resolution in the camera hold on king thwop if you're still watching is this what you think

01:46:23.760 all white people look like because this is what i think all black people look like do black people

01:46:28.500 ever have sleep paralysis i got it in hindsight i don't know that i've ever heard so they don't

01:46:33.740 they don't dream that could be it i've never heard of that that was bullshit that i had a dream

01:46:38.840 not true not true definitively not true he's like you're lying we know you guys don't dream

01:46:45.220 they can't get in the rem sleep they can't because of because of the chirp all right whatever

01:46:50.380 next next uh next sentence here um so this is awful this show is awful i don't know i feel so bad

01:47:00.020 because people people didn't know that they submitted their their content to be read on the

01:47:03.940 most racist day of nds uh chronicles yeah it's like we have a deck of 52 cards and this four of

01:47:11.040 them are actual stories and the rest is just racism we're like and just deal with the stories stay for

01:47:17.320 the racism yes okay uh i was terrified uh i was so scared it made me understand the phrase scared to

01:47:24.220 death huh that's a good that's a good sense um that's that thing by the way dude we always talk

01:47:28.480 about it there's a there's a feeling of dread mortal dread um doom that is associated with

01:47:33.620 these paralysis events that is so unnatural um and yeah so so scared to death is i feel like that

01:47:41.740 language he's he's saying that same thing yeah um after they headed back towards the bedroom i could

01:47:46.760 finally start to get some feeling back starting with my toes and working its way through my body

01:47:51.420 i was worried about my wife and unborn child but i was so exhausted i couldn't muster the strength to

01:47:57.200 get off the floor i fell asleep i shot up around 3 a.m and ran to the bedroom uh the 3 a.m is

01:48:04.500 interesting so these people are moving towards his wife and his unborn child and he can't bring

01:48:12.500 himself to do anything but fall asleep is this clint russell yeah he's like i'm just this is not cozy

01:48:18.700 right now i think it's i don't know even in like the movie men in black right they had the ability to

01:48:23.620 kind of like stun people around that weren't involved in whatever op that they were approaching

01:48:27.540 and yeah yeah kind of like that thing to make them forget and shit yeah yeah yeah that's this is a

01:48:33.380 weird story anyway so uh my wife seemed fine and was sound asleep uh when the baby was born turned out

01:48:40.880 the baby came out black uh no that's not what he said in hindsight yeah those guys were kind of dark

01:48:47.080 he goes i knew it wasn't a dream but that's all i could rationalize at the time i stayed up the rest

01:48:52.460 of the night and i didn't tell my wife about it until we moved out of the house later that year

01:48:57.020 my daughter was born healthy and happy later that year and we had nothing else strange happen until

01:49:02.620 a few years later huh that is uh that's a that's a weird so like so just nothing nothing came about

01:49:11.820 that healthy and happy later that year yeah i guess i guess not um but that's interesting too

01:49:19.140 because the falling asleep despite the sense of urgency um is something that you hear really often

01:49:27.100 too in these experiences where like something terrible is happening but you just get inexplicably

01:49:32.220 sleepy we've heard that a lot actually um on the confessionals that's a very common theme

01:49:37.580 uh people going through shit that would otherwise it's like they'll see something an apparition an

01:49:42.800 entity something of that nature and then immediately afterwards they'll go like it's cool though and

01:49:48.240 they'll just have a sleep yeah very strange oftentimes you can't even remember it right like i mean

01:49:55.560 this king thwop just said i'm the gay kin you i'm the gay member of the ginyu force you do you look

01:50:03.740 like jace that's who he's talking about king king thwop man i'm telling you man stay tuned because

01:50:09.400 we're gonna have uh here we go my boy got a shit stash i've been saying that to him i tell him not

01:50:13.680 to but whatever i can't i can't convince him to do good things you should stick around we're gonna

01:50:18.440 have brian of demon racers come back soon and he's gonna be uh breaking down the occult nature of

01:50:23.600 dragon ball z and i know you watch that shit so he's gonna break my heart he's gonna bring all your

01:50:28.120 black friends come hang out listen we love you guys just stop beating us up man it's crazy that's all

01:50:32.320 right can we just have that can you stop just hitting us stop hitting us bro i don't want to

01:50:36.500 do that uh okay so i i had not had any paranormal experiences like that that i can remember at least

01:50:42.120 but ever since i can remember i've been terrified by the by the idea idea of aliens i would always

01:50:47.940 sleep with my feet curled up because i thought if i looked down they'd be at the foot of my bed and

01:50:52.180 drag me away very smart again it's super easy to not get dragged away don't look they'll never do it

01:50:58.600 and the and the blankie you got they're waiting there they're like wait for him to look

01:51:02.180 wait for him and he's never looked at like shit another night he didn't look so all right so sad

01:51:07.500 to say that lasted until i was about 18 or so uh this would be relevant later in the story fast

01:51:13.760 forward to 2022 my grandmother who i was very close with passed away earlier that spring i was

01:51:19.760 asleep and had my first lucid dream that i can remember since i was a little kid i was back i was

01:51:25.260 back at her home and all of our family was around a younger version of me was there too but i couldn't

01:51:30.460 interact with anyone the best way to describe it was it was like in a charles dickens a christmas

01:51:35.360 carol where the scrooge is the ghost of christmas past we we talked we've been talking about that a

01:51:40.320 lot lately yeah um yeah so it does make sense quite a bit yeah uh that's it the next paragraph he's

01:51:47.260 gonna be like so i was smoking k2 with my whole family i had all my senses and sounds all my senses

01:51:55.340 of sound smells and all that i just couldn't get a reaction from anyone the room would then peel away

01:52:00.160 and reveal another scene from a time that was longer ago than the last this happened a few times

01:52:05.680 until i was at an unfamiliar house and i was about two years old everyone was there yeah dude this guy

01:52:12.680 is like really just peeling away his life that's that's a crazy it's a crazy ass thing to go through

01:52:18.360 uh everyone was there yeah day cool shout out day cool if you're in the chat um uh and they looked

01:52:26.140 very somber i walked into the bedroom and i see my grandfather laying in bed he had died of lung

01:52:31.180 cancer when i was two so knowing i wouldn't get a reply i casually said i bet you wouldn't know me

01:52:37.040 to my surprise he replied back oh i know you much better than you think i stumbled back and asked how he

01:52:43.560 could see me and he said that he had been in this realm for a long time and was used to people from

01:52:48.880 the material world coming in and out and my grandmother was so new that she just didn't know

01:52:54.140 how to yet whoa okay so he had a lucid dream after his grandmother died in 2016 that brought him back to

01:53:02.920 when he was two years old visiting his dead grandfather but his dead grandfather could communicate

01:53:07.860 with him because time is dilated and uh doesn't quite matter where he's at although his grandma

01:53:13.720 is very new at this so she doesn't know what she's doing that's interesting too i love that line that

01:53:18.520 feels heavy right um just the the fact that he said i bet you wouldn't know me um what an interesting

01:53:25.640 thing to say just the the phrasing of it it has like not expecting a reply it's like yeah you don't know

01:53:32.420 me bitch and then that entire interactions like i bet you wouldn't know me and then his reply

01:53:37.320 oh i know you much better than you think has like this kind of beautiful poetic bent to it

01:53:42.100 uh yeah well that's a familiar right is that what that would be called oh i think a familiar is more

01:53:49.440 like an attachment of of sorts that uh um i don't think that it is a human i don't think familiars are

01:53:56.080 human in that way i i can't imagine i mean i know that that that there's a real argument for time not

01:54:01.980 moving in a linear fashion in this like spiritual realm and so when we go like oh a human is just like

01:54:07.300 paralleling you don't they have better shit to do it's like you don't really probably understand

01:54:11.100 how time works there so that's kind of a misnomer but i don't know i just don't think

01:54:16.740 i've seen much evidence for um familiars being

01:54:20.880 positive things and they'll often be like i'm your guardian angel i'm like i don't fucking know

01:54:26.620 about that dog maybe maybe not um yeah but i don't think they're humans i could be wrong okay yeah

01:54:32.280 i don't know but then it's like raises the question like can these these people

01:54:36.740 uh kind of visit this realm and maybe it's a maybe i'm not sure we'd have to maybe we'd ask

01:54:44.220 ed mabry what he thinks about that he'd probably have some better insight

01:54:47.140 on that so all right so uh um he said he's been in this realm for a long time my grandmother didn't

01:54:56.140 know how to do it yet so i asked him a few more questions and he said i can come back to talk at any

01:55:00.520 time i suddenly shot up in my own bed and started weeping in my own bed and time so he's back in

01:55:08.040 his his life the spiritual realm was real it was tears of joy uh although my grandmother was a

01:55:15.720 devout christian i was not at all i was raised catholic but i was driven away by all the extra bs

01:55:22.040 and totally lost faith but he was proof that when uh that there was another that there was another

01:55:28.160 side sure my grandfather and i was talking but sure my grandfather that i was talking to look

01:55:35.380 nothing like any of the photos of him but who else could it be looking back now that's weird

01:55:41.340 i realized that it was absolutely not him okay very interesting wait wait wait wait hold on wait

01:55:48.780 pull that back sure my grandfather that i was talking to look nothing like any of the photos of

01:55:53.120 him but who else could it be whoa this story's gonna take a crazy turn so looking back now i

01:55:59.900 realized that it was absolutely not him i was so ignorant and naive at the time i was open to

01:56:05.820 anything and here i am saying like oh let's ask ed ed would probably call us idiots and tell us no

01:56:10.100 lack discernment retards yeah yeah well again i've never been in this situation so i don't i don't know

01:56:16.560 what i think if i i felt it but uh it just so happens that at this time i was also pretty deep

01:56:22.260 into some new age teaching too ah yay yep either smoking k2 or doing new age shit same thing same

01:56:29.620 thing baby yeah i wasn't an atheist but i went as far as to say out loud that i was not christian at all

01:56:35.440 to me a christian was someone who had to be perfect and look down on anyone they deemed a sinner

01:56:41.600 i wanted to be as far away from that as possible and i yeah i get that i get that outlook too but i

01:56:47.940 think that that's a again i'm not i don't want i'm not like the spiritual or not i'm not the final say

01:56:53.560 on christianity but i feel that feels like from my experience one of these ops to keep people away

01:56:59.400 you know um yeah yeah because that's um it's an overcorrection it's a baby with the bathwater

01:57:07.940 situation yeah like i understand the intention behind it but being on the other side of that

01:57:14.280 like like you know people that are like beating you down sad i know you're smiling at the chat

01:57:19.340 people that are beating you down uh for things like this it really doesn't help their cause if

01:57:24.240 they're trying to bring you into the church or just lead you to christ in general so i get right

01:57:29.660 yes yes yes yes so like i said i was uh pretty steeped in some new age practices like manifesting and

01:57:36.560 things like that i have to say that it worked too at least in the mental sense uh think good things

01:57:42.180 and good things happen i don't know i do that i think that that's a just a principle yeah i think

01:57:47.600 we're just mischaracterizing it right because it's like well what is manifestation it's um speaking

01:57:54.080 into existence something that you want for yourself and then assuming that it's been gifted to you

01:57:58.680 by way of the universe in conjunction with your own um priorities or your own uh the things that

01:58:06.560 you set your attention on but it's like what is prayer well prayer is is humbling yourself before

01:58:11.940 god handing over control um trusting him and asking him if it is in alignment with his will to do x y and z

01:58:18.900 for you um both yield the same results i would argue both are the same thing but manifestation

01:58:26.400 and asking the universe is a uh gross misrepresentation of what's happening the the nature

01:58:32.280 of what's happening is where you're wrong i would say okay all right yeah it makes sense um yep i agree

01:58:39.280 with that so all right i'm gonna let you read after this sentence here but uh uh think good things good

01:58:45.460 things happen ideas like that i wanted more though that's when i had my second lucid dream

01:58:50.080 all right um i was in a vast open field with a dark forest beyond i was wandering through rolling

01:58:59.480 hills and found two people that were in my real life it was my childhood best friend and my mother-in-law

01:59:05.640 i love both these people and both happen to be born again christians they told me they wanted to show

01:59:12.280 me something in the forest i followed them to a dilapidated shack in the woods it had stone walls

01:59:19.680 and a moss covered roof they excuse me they escorted me inside and i followed

01:59:27.220 the walls inside were covered with shelves and different kinds of knickknacks nothing valuable

01:59:34.380 just things you would see at a garage sale or a flea market one stated that they knew i was wanting

01:59:41.420 to learn how to manifest things and they could show me uh this is not good this feels a lot like

01:59:45.900 something is taking on the visage of people that you love um i agreed and my friend in quotes held his

01:59:55.420 hand out to me like akin to giving a handshake he reached behind his hand and pulled a golf club out

02:00:02.820 from thin air behind his hand it was a putter that was stolen from the back of my truck about 10

02:00:09.100 years earlier that's kind of cool uh it looked close but not quite right like a crappy chinese copy

02:00:20.480 of it hmm i feel like the same thing is happening with your mother-in-law and your best friend

02:00:25.720 something is not quite right um i didn't care though it was amazing being a fan of free crap i love the

02:00:34.360 idea of pulling something from nothing i asked how can i do that and he said all i had to do was hold

02:00:41.040 out my hand and reach inside so i stick my hand out and a large slit opens between my pinky and wrists

02:00:51.980 huh all i see inside is muscle blood and bone i look up confused and he encourages me to reach in

02:01:04.360 i go knuckles deep nice and feel something i grab and pull to my disappointment it's just a cluster of

02:01:13.920 tangled up nylon and brass guitar strings that's when the gash in my hand closed

02:01:21.400 with the mess of strings sticking out i gave a hard tug and the wiry mess tore down the lines

02:01:29.540 in my palm huh like the the creases on your palm uh that's when i saw their eyes they were fully black

02:01:39.000 they both smiled and had rows of large sharp teeth this is disembodied nephilim spirit shit

02:01:48.320 um i stumbled back in fear and the stone walls began to breathe bowing in and out i don't know what

02:01:57.920 came over me but out of the fear i yelled oh my god i need jesus in my life right now dude so look i

02:02:06.420 know that's funny right but it's like so i i have been in in weird cryptic seemingly meaningful dreams

02:02:14.020 where i was interacting but not piloting and i found myself saying strange things right like i remember

02:02:22.120 that one dream where i looked over to this dude and i go we have to make a pact a pact that we never forget

02:02:27.440 where we came from and i didn't fucking think of that that just came out of my mouth so like it's

02:02:33.860 funny to say oh my god i need jesus in my life right now but it's like such a proclamation um and it's

02:02:40.520 so spiritually significant i i just think like it's it's going back to what he said earlier where he's

02:02:45.880 talking about his grandfather and he's like um that is the same guy or is that somebody else when

02:02:50.180 he's when he's saying um i bet that you don't know me and then his grandfather says oh i know

02:02:55.480 you better than you could imagine or something to that extent it just feels there's a poetic

02:02:59.820 bent to it and and i think that that is significant because when we talk to ed mabry he talks about how

02:03:05.300 you engage in spiritual warfare it's with speech it's with the word um so this is a spiritual

02:03:12.000 proclamation in another fucking realm you know what i mean and i feel like it's a lot heavy like it's

02:03:16.600 comical on the surface but it's also heavy um okay where the hell was i i think i somehow lost

02:03:22.700 my place wait a second oh oh my god okay i see what you did um the being in the shape of my mother-in-law

02:03:29.140 flew across the room and in my face nose to nose and said it's too late for that nonsense now

02:03:36.140 very cool uh once again i shot up in my own bed and time and darted into the bathroom i flicked on

02:03:44.540 the light to inspect my hand but there was nothing no blood no strings no scar or anything

02:03:50.080 it was a dream i went back to bed and didn't bring it up to anyone i kept it to myself for a few days

02:03:57.520 feeling like i had just sold my soul for a cluster of broken guitar strings interesting very interesting

02:04:04.320 um all right let's go on here he says i had mulled this experience over for a few days

02:04:11.300 it was valentine's day 2023 and i was at work listening to a rewind episode of the confessionals

02:04:17.060 shout out the confessionals shout out the confessionals uh tony merkel was talking to

02:04:21.660 a former satanic priest who was talking about finding some books as a kid and began manifesting

02:04:27.180 earthly treasures in this life i think that's a zach zach uh i'm pretty sure i know who that is i

02:04:33.880 forget what his name is that the dude with the weird voice it's the dude who talked about the

02:04:38.840 the top hat and its significance within the church of satan i believe okay i gotta go back and check

02:04:44.840 that episode out yeah um you know he has an episode out today merkel a new one um so go check that out

02:04:53.360 after but he's interviewing a ufologist and they're talking about uh these guys that are kind of high up

02:04:58.740 one of these people that were high up in the ufo community and he started off like i think one of

02:05:07.040 his businesses was some kind of yoga thing and now that yoga thing has gone full into new age

02:05:13.600 bullshit and dude was like this guy's a ufologist who talks with you know all the big ufo people like

02:05:20.880 lou alzando shit like that and he was like yeah it's just weird like the new age seems to pop up and i was

02:05:25.840 like this it's crazy how behind they are like yes yeah they don't get that part i know tony caught it

02:05:32.020 but he just stood quiet he was just like yeah i guess it's because the capacity that he's in when

02:05:37.120 he does the confessionals isn't necessarily one of like extrapolating on bigger overarching conspiracy

02:05:41.660 theories and what are you going to tell this guy like oftentimes the people in the ufo community are

02:05:45.720 so pompous and what they know or what they think they know yeah yeah that'd be like listen faggot

02:05:50.920 and then you start telling them about about this stuff yeah they'll they might get offended but

02:05:55.800 right all right continue continue uh he says this hit me like a ton of bricks i stopped the podcast

02:06:01.220 dropped what i was doing and rushed home a voice in my head said to at least get the wife some flowers

02:06:07.320 so i did it's nice i barged in the door handed her the flowers and asked if i could borrow borrow her

02:06:15.100 bible and be alone for a bit asking what's wrong yeah that's not uh conspicuous at all uh here's some

02:06:22.180 flowers i need to go uh read the bible for a little bit in silence please asking what's wrong

02:06:28.240 i broke down crying saying either i'm having a mental breakdown or something is trying to get me

02:06:35.160 she said of course and handed me her bible and went downstairs to our bathroom and locked the door

02:06:41.320 uh i composed myself and opened the book okay so she gave it to him all right the first section i

02:06:47.320 opened to was the story of jesus coming across a man in uh the man in the cemetery in short it's

02:06:54.780 about demon possession i'm sorry it's about a demon possessed man that jesus helps and sends them

02:07:00.800 away into a herd of swine okay yes um what got me is that the demons knew who jesus was next i read

02:07:08.980 about jesus in the wilderness where he was tempted by the devil although i was familiar with this story

02:07:14.020 for the first time i noticed jesus did use his power to beat satan it was the word that defeated him

02:07:21.140 it was then that i knew for a fact that this great book i was reading had the power to overcome evil

02:07:28.000 it was so much more than what i believed i pulled myself together and told my wife the whole story about

02:07:35.720 the dream and what happened that day with her being born again christian she explained to me

02:07:41.520 the good news of jesus i had heard it a million times but i could never accept this gift even in

02:07:48.420 that moment i was so caught up in my own beliefs and ego that i still couldn't accept the gift that

02:07:53.420 god had offered us i didn't feel like i was worthy of his gift but she told me that no one is i went to

02:08:01.660 bed that night still unsure of my salvation interesting that's a really cool moment and

02:08:07.840 certainly a a pivotal one right in your life i wonder what it what it was about that story that uh

02:08:14.960 oh i guess just because of the uh finding books and began manifesting earthly treasures

02:08:22.840 why did why did that hit him like a ton of bricks i guess because he was

02:08:27.720 well what do you mean you mean um he's saying here where did it go um boom boom boom boom boom

02:08:36.540 you're saying how come those stories that episode triggers something hit him like a ton of bricks

02:08:42.940 i think it's because yeah this guy is also talking about because he earlier on he's he's in a much more

02:08:49.760 loose definition of prayer to god he's talking about manifestation and his ability to do it and

02:08:54.360 then when he hears this guy who's an ex-satanic priest correlate um manifestation with the actual

02:09:02.100 practices of the of the organization that he's a part of right i guess the i don't know if it's

02:09:06.620 the church of satan or or something like that but um that's got to be alarming right it's like

02:09:12.580 you're saying you're not a christian uh didn't he say that right he said he didn't consider himself

02:09:16.660 a christian he would go as far as to say he wasn't a christian and then he is engaging

02:09:21.580 in this manifestation thing this new age practice very popular um you know popularized by

02:09:28.220 what is that the art of attraction or something like that um and so to then see that thing that

02:09:35.960 you've been practicing be described by an ex-satanic priest um as being part of the process

02:09:41.420 of of being on the wrong side of the playing field i guess that really that really shook him

02:09:46.560 yeah i guess it should it should let you think we i like i think we we've spoken about on the show

02:09:53.240 we think that it's not it's not something i encourage people and i'd encourage people to go

02:09:57.620 out and do and try but i do think that it's something that can be done and i don't think

02:10:02.340 it's necessarily evil but i when people don't when the people do these things and don't understand

02:10:08.200 what they're doing um that's where you kind of run into trouble we were just talking to someone

02:10:13.660 about uh like sort of astral projection and i think they were saying you know if you're not

02:10:19.320 grounded don't do these things so maybe i was reading that somewhere but like if you don't have

02:10:24.340 a firm projection no no that was a discussion that you and i were having because my wife was looking at

02:10:29.000 tiktoks and this and the and what's becoming popular right now is the remembrance of the gifted

02:10:35.860 and talented program that some of us were exposed to as a child um and it started with that it was just

02:10:42.340 like hey do you remember the gates program do you remember this weird hearing test that they used

02:10:46.980 to put us through and uh and then yeah the hearing test is very familiar it's like a man talking as

02:10:51.840 there's like these different tones playing in the background it's got like a hypnotic bent to it i

02:10:55.200 remember it i think a lot of us do but that turned into a bigger conversation of people then being like

02:11:00.600 hey i started astral projection projecting via the gates method and and i was saying that that's a

02:11:08.560 horrifying idea because if you're not grounded in the holy spirit if you're not um filled with that

02:11:14.080 then you are essentially an empty vessel walking around a spiritual realm that other things are

02:11:18.220 seeking to inhabit and then sure enough we end up getting down to this one chick who's talking about

02:11:22.980 like yeah i was doing the gates program and um and i suddenly became aware of a dark entity standing

02:11:29.300 in the corner of my room then as i astral projected it was constantly in my peripheral wherever i went

02:11:34.640 and then eventually she describes it as having a hat and having a trench coat or a cape or something

02:11:38.560 like that and i'm like yeah there you go you're you're bumping into these negative spiritual entities

02:11:43.060 you are a void that has to be filled with something the objective is fill it with the holy spirit if you

02:11:49.120 do not do that then you leave yourself open to things that are constantly knocking constantly

02:11:53.360 trying to get in and if you should go to the realm in which they inhabit uh that probably intensifies

02:11:58.760 quite a bit so yeah don't probably don't astral project but definitely don't if you are not uh

02:12:05.400 you know baptized if you haven't gone through this this is the kind of shit this kind of shit that my

02:12:09.440 family does that they were doing in uh in that other house the other other one of my cousins that

02:12:14.840 moved and had this thing the attachment follow her it sounds like hat man stuff i was asking briefly

02:12:21.440 like just probing questions and what they described to me is the hat man and i'm just like

02:12:25.880 because i can't like i'm like i'm not going to start talking to these people and spreading

02:12:30.100 like just dropping stuff on their head it's not the place for it they're drinking they already have

02:12:34.680 a preconceived notion of me and what i talk about and what they think i'm going to do a little exhausting

02:12:39.600 doesn't it like okay gather around let me unpack this thing that you don't believe and then i have

02:12:44.660 to answer all of your questions and you're still not going to believe me and this is just an uphill battle

02:12:48.660 for me i'd rather stay quiet i didn't do it it's not the place for it shout out sm076 he says raven my body

02:12:54.700 already astral projects without my consent or knowledge i'm doing gates to control it i don't

02:12:59.380 want to fox with entities i want to be i want control of my body i i recognize that some people

02:13:05.180 have a predisposition to being able to do these things lucid dreaming astral projection remote viewing

02:13:12.880 um obviously you can't help what seems to be naturally happening to you um i would say it's a skill

02:13:19.860 like any other skill and the same way some people are born and and they seemingly are really good at

02:13:26.100 art let's say or some kids are just really good at at music um i think yeah there's some there's some

02:13:32.260 spiritual um uh abilities that we all have but some of us are better than others and when that when

02:13:40.020 that happens dude my only recommendation is like look you're in uncharted territories i can't i can't um

02:13:46.180 relate but it's very important that you i would say get baptized and really believe it like genuinely

02:13:54.420 go down this path develop your relationship with with jesus christ and get baptized in an effort to

02:14:00.600 um knowingly fill yourself with the holy spirit because you're in on the front lines of something

02:14:06.020 very strange that people haven't mapped out we don't know how to navigate it we've been detached from

02:14:11.640 our understanding of the spiritual realm here in the west um go with every benefit you possibly can

02:14:17.360 go with and that doesn't mean like all the gay shit like um like sage and stuff right it means

02:14:22.320 align yourself good idea yeah i don't think sage is a good idea i think it's uh

02:14:26.840 um like it's like a burnt offering for an entity uh bruh says a racist christian yes welcome welcome to

02:14:34.680 the show thank you for uh for being here um all right all right what's up guys um here we go so

02:14:42.900 it's not racist it's not racist bra it's just it's it doesn't matter it's you can't explain a question

02:14:49.580 honestly yeah the twitter the twitter responses i as i really do enjoy them yeah i will not be

02:14:55.200 answering you with any sort of veracity but or nuance or no yeah it's just because it's weird

02:15:01.440 this is the place for nuance where i'm gonna explain myself and my thoughts but it's like

02:15:05.820 you're talking to me from twitter elaborate no elaborate that's fair it's fair it's fair it's

02:15:11.180 fair to ask to elaborate um are you racist like well look look we're in the middle of a show we're

02:15:15.800 two hours and 11 minutes and we have 6 000 people watching and uh i would argue that you know 5 500 of

02:15:22.340 them want to know why i look so stupid when my camera's frozen uh want to know if i'm racist and

02:15:28.720 maybe it's important to address it top is it important to address it maybe it is so the post

02:15:34.660 in reference is me telling a story about my kid he gets uh bothered annoyed by exclusively black kids

02:15:42.140 and then has to come to terms with that it's weird and it's awkward and it's it's uncomfortable

02:15:47.020 i post about it i go viral to the tune of of i think we're closing in it's it's over 7 million

02:15:52.060 now and um and everybody is is accusing me of being racist when they do that i then say

02:15:58.440 very racist things to them and show them very racist and hilarious memes uh probably not bettering

02:16:03.980 my case what i'll say to that is david david david they don't deserve an explanation this guy okay you

02:16:08.880 know what dude no that's it we're stopping right there no more explanation that's eric deserves eric

02:16:12.680 deserves his story read okay that's it that's right that's what we're here to do read eric's story

02:16:16.480 sorry i went back to work the next day thinking about what she had said it was one of the few

02:16:22.060 i didn't have my headphones in so i spent the entire day going over pros and cons of this

02:16:26.040 predicament that's horrible if you're working in like a hands-on environment where you could wear

02:16:31.260 your headphones and you forget them it's like i gotta listen yeah it's like hearing grinding noises

02:16:37.080 and then gone back home like no no i guess i'm late today because i don't have my headphones

02:16:41.840 i have stopped in a in new york city in an 18 wheeler i've pulled over double parked so i can go

02:16:47.900 inside and get like my my truck had the uh the cassette tape player that you could use as a

02:16:53.360 bluetooth thing yes yeah yeah yeah so i i had stopped at some corner store paid 20 and people

02:16:58.480 just like i was like i don't care i'm not doing this today i'm not raw dogging my entire shift i'm

02:17:04.120 listening to tim uh tinfoil hat or something like that right right right yeah you you have to it's

02:17:08.560 it's necessary it it is literally got so spoiled it becomes torture to go to the whole work day

02:17:13.020 listen to my own demons in my own head no way not happening yeah so i spent the entire day going

02:17:19.160 over the pros and cons of this predicament as i was driving home i finally said out loud okay god i

02:17:24.820 know i'm not deserving i'm ready to go all in i got home and my wife asked me if i thought any more

02:17:31.120 about being saved i told her that i was uh i told her i was and about what i prayed about on my way home

02:17:39.280 and that i was ready so she asked me if i understood that i was full of sin and what that

02:17:44.500 truly meant and i said yeah i think so she then asked if i truly accepted the gift of jesus's death

02:17:50.680 and resurrection and what that means i replied that i did with tears with tears in her eyes she said well

02:17:57.600 then that's it you're safe yeah yeah it's the sinner's prayer is a really interesting thing like i've

02:18:04.120 i've heard it in churches be like three minutes long five minutes long but it's really not it's

02:18:09.940 just a couple of sentences it's uh this is serving to the master says this is playing through my

02:18:16.220 speakers at my job i'm so sorry everyone that's listening but whatever um stop doing the master

02:18:21.400 thing we're gonna get in a lot of trouble yeah uh it's it's interesting because it is only like

02:18:25.540 two sentences like she she puts here and you know the rest is just kind of fluff but a lot of power in

02:18:31.380 those in if there's a lot of power in that intention if you're actually doing it that way

02:18:35.700 yes so after growing up catholic i figured that there had to be some ritual or at least a special

02:18:40.860 prayer or something but nope uh by acknowledging that i had i had not to do this on my own and

02:18:46.280 accepting the sacrifice of jesus i've been reborn it's honestly probably the best decision i've ever

02:18:52.820 made i feel the positive ripples throughout my life every day so fast forward about a year later

02:18:59.380 if you told me i'd be where i'm at spiritually before my ordeal i would i would have told you

02:19:04.580 that you were insane i'd go to church with my wife occasionally and when they called people to

02:19:10.040 be saved i would think to myself that's that's never going to be me i've now been baptized and

02:19:15.640 formally joined my wife's church neither was done because i had to but because i truly had a desire to

02:19:21.500 i know you guys have said that you've had a falling out from different churches well i have but

02:19:26.480 david hasn't i feel like i've also uh sort of influenced david in a bad way to look at the

02:19:32.340 church in a certain way but it's just from my experiences no i don't i don't think that's true

02:19:35.960 i mean i i um the the gripes that i have with the church are are of two varieties one it is the the

02:19:46.640 ways in which so many of them fail to explore these difficult supernatural topics but the other one

02:19:52.340 is that i just simply don't open up myself to strangers and um and if my if i wasn't married

02:20:02.220 i would simply never see anyone and i would be fine about it and and so like you know what i mean like

02:20:09.200 i just i i'll never i'll never do it it's just not it doesn't it's like a form of torture not being in

02:20:14.960 the church being surrounded by people that i don't know and i'm supposed to just you know these are my

02:20:20.160 might be like i don't know about all that i'd much rather hang with the dangerous retards

02:20:24.600 or shout out dangerous retards but all right uh you you got to do a better job too of being in

02:20:29.720 getting the patreon because i'm i'm trying to answer everyone in the patreon they're like

02:20:33.580 they're talking in there they're active they're they're kind of funny yeah they are there i saw that

02:20:37.780 you've been doing um gosh look at this look at this master's mustache these people are terrible

02:20:43.300 master is good at torture terrible yes master is a good one cult of corvo all right uh

02:20:49.300 so i know you guys have said that you had fallen off from churches but don't let that discourage

02:20:54.060 you uh from still looking for a great bible-based congregate congregation congregation but i digress

02:21:00.980 he's right this is what this is kind of what we were just talking about here there is something

02:21:05.200 well ed mabry on his patreon not to like be like a pay five dollars but on his patreon he's doing that

02:21:10.600 monthly bible series so that we should join that i think i'm going to it's uh on on sundays

02:21:16.260 and it should be coming up i think he's the 22nd of this month that'd be cool uh yeah yeah you just

02:21:21.260 go there they're gonna do the whole bible in a month so i want to do a bible study but i don't

02:21:25.780 want to do it myself because i'm retarded you know i can't read these words i can't read these words baby

02:21:31.060 what are you talking about i want somebody else to read to me and then we can talk so i would love

02:21:34.440 to do a bible study i was hoping that one would organically develop in our community um

02:21:39.940 but i don't know i don't know what that entails never been to a bible study so all right let's

02:21:46.740 let's continue his story because this story is just like packed with crazy shit uh so that happens he

02:21:52.020 gets saved cool uh one night i went to bed early i work in construction i figured you work in

02:21:57.420 construction had to be up at 4 a.m so everyone else was still awake uh what the hell they were still

02:22:03.380 probably still asleep he means yeah i'm asleep in my bed and feel oh no no he went to sleep early

02:22:09.940 everyone's awake i'm asleep in my bed and feel something pulling on me i open my eyes and i see

02:22:15.120 three large beings by by my bed one on either side holding my arms one at the foot of my bed

02:22:21.340 holding my legs um they were like the grays uh but i guess they were like the grays i guess but with a

02:22:28.420 few differences they were a slimy brownish green and they were so tall that they had to duck down to

02:22:34.860 stand in my bedroom which has seven foot six uh seven foot six tall ceilings but i know that there

02:22:41.060 is you know the tall skinny grays is also so they're like the grays but they're tall and skinny

02:22:46.460 i've never heard them described as slimy brownish green but i have heard of taller skinny grays

02:22:52.220 right yeah me too i've i've heard of different types of these things still i still think that they're

02:22:58.000 drones for the you know for the most part um that's like why are they wet though i don't know

02:23:04.620 so i have always been terrified of this exact exact situation but not this time i was pissed

02:23:10.920 never been so angry in my life i began to struggle against their grip and they seemed to look at each

02:23:16.600 other confused i kept resisting i lifted my head and screamed get your fucking hands off me in the name

02:23:22.760 of god and jesus get your fucking hands off me nice they flinched back as if my burning anger was

02:23:29.040 electrocuting them they cowered into the corner and my wife opened the bedroom door i sat up in bed

02:23:35.380 sweating with my adrenaline pumping and she asked if i was okay i said i'm fine i was just having a bad

02:23:40.660 dream yeah the kids were coming in too to check out what i was yelling about so he actually yelled out

02:23:46.480 loud wow so not wanting to scare them i said i was having a bad dream they said they heard me

02:23:52.540 yelling not again not again over and over and uh since then i haven't had any other experiences

02:23:59.760 that's not good right because what's that insinuate fucking that um this has happened before

02:24:08.660 and that you that you know that on some level right that's what that means uh yeah very horrifying

02:24:16.820 um and i love that too right it's like the not wanting to scare your wife not wanting to scare

02:24:23.060 your kid that's very much a similar situation to what i had where i was just avoiding sharing what

02:24:28.620 was going on because you don't want it to snowball and turn into a much greater um horrifying experience

02:24:35.700 yeah you pass the trauma to your kid all right so this is the story's ending here anyway so

02:24:39.900 i'll finish it off um i'm sorry this is so long believe it or not this is a pretty abridged version

02:24:44.980 i'm sure it was i'm sure there's a lot more detail but uh if you guys have any questions email me back

02:24:49.180 i'll let you know whatever i can and to anyone who's unsure about the salvation please set your

02:24:53.600 biases aside and really dive into the bible it's so much more than a collection of stories trust me

02:24:59.840 i get it i still wrestle with some of it look at the story of paul and his redemption he murdered

02:25:05.260 christians before he found jesus and hopefully you can say uh you can say to yourself that your sins

02:25:11.500 aren't that bad but just one small sin means you're a sinner and just like me the rest of humanity

02:25:17.240 um but jesus died for all of humanity paul even says it himself in first timothy timothy timothy

02:25:24.080 chapter 1 verse 15 through uh yeah chapter 1 verse 15 and probably threw on that chapter um

02:25:31.140 this is a faithful saying and worthy of all all acceptation that jesus christ came into the world

02:25:38.220 to save sinners of whom i'm chief so that's uh that's paul talking yeah that's a it's a good

02:25:45.280 it's a good idea it's a good it's a good message this guy's saying so it's a gift that's been paid

02:25:49.880 for and all that's needed to accept it is just to go all in thank you guys for everything god bless

02:25:55.680 eric oh there's a ps hold on guys if you guys do read this can you just reply back that you got it

02:26:01.580 i've submitted a summary to a few we got it you'll see it uh we got it yeah so um yeah you'll see it

02:26:10.080 oh that's nice so cryptozocorn read this whole story but like an even more bridge version so they're

02:26:14.780 not just how did they relate it to uh organic ufos upper atmospheric jellyfish how did they do that one

02:26:22.080 man um it's a great story uh i you know guys you don't have to be worried about giving us a bridge

02:26:30.300 versions you can you can go crazy with the uh with the details but uh it's it's uh how do i put this

02:26:40.780 so many of us have pivotal moments that bring us towards god and they are often horrifying

02:26:50.460 and to non-believers it is a weird position that i find myself in

02:27:00.300 and that is of wanting them to also have a horrifying experience because you can speculate

02:27:09.560 all you want and you can kick around these ideas of like atheism and agnostism and and you know or

02:27:18.240 whether or not you're a believer but when your back is against the wall and you're faced with this

02:27:24.180 thing that so many people are faced with this this sense of mortal dread because of a paranormal

02:27:29.480 supernatural situation um you'll find very rapidly that despite your disposition you will reach for

02:27:38.700 whatever you have that you think will stand a chance at making this stop and that is oftentimes

02:27:45.600 calling on jesus christ calling on god um and it's just wild how even myself having had

02:27:52.920 experiences that are you know pretty horrifying the the silver lining in them is tremendous dude

02:27:59.920 it's tremendous it pivots it's forever changes your perception of reality and it it brings into focus

02:28:06.660 what's actually important and it turns out what's actually important is your relationship

02:28:11.800 relationship with god because after this physical realm fades away we are in store for a large

02:28:20.860 spiritual upheaving when we're made aware that life does go on and all this time it's been rich

02:28:28.920 with supernatural uh spiritual experiences and most of us have been choosing to ignore it

02:28:34.680 most of us have been looking away it's very true man this is man these guys really got a

02:28:41.700 decent episode out of us today we weren't even going to do anything we weren't we weren't um

02:28:47.580 man well thank you guys thank you everybody who submitted content uh testimonies for this thank

02:28:52.980 you eric uh fascinating stories if you enjoy this show nds thank you wait thank you to all the new

02:29:00.280 fans too i mean yes thank you hen uh says your kid only has two friends at school what a loser agree

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Nephilim Death Squad - January 09, 2025

007： NDS Chronicles - Mortivale

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