019: NDS Chronicles - Steve Wilkos
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 50 minutes
Words per Minute
195.96082
Hate Speech Sentences
167
Summary
In this episode of NDSN Chronicles, we read your submitted paranormal testimony from a man named Top Lobster, aka the Father of Disinformation. He's a man of many talents, but his knowledge of the dark side of the universe is nothing short of legendary, and we're here to tell you why.
Transcript
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We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.
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The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely normal.
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It's like we all know what's going down, but no one's saying shit what happened to the home of the brave.
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I know we're talking about how they made us finally slaves.
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And everybody's just walking around, heading to clouds.
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Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in their hands.
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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles.
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The show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony.
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That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.
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And before we get into today's content, whatever,
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I would like to remind all of the live viewers that this is a 30-minute preview only.
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Sometime around the 30-minute mark, we'll be going live exclusively to Patreon.com backslash NephilimDeathSquad,
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where you can continue enjoying this episode, engaging with the free chat, checking that picture out.
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Go to Twitch.tv slash forward slash Milkus Dogus.
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He's playing video games in blackface or something like that, but I love this guy.
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I mean, afterwards, we'll be tuning into that to watch it.
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Anyway, guys, Patreon.com backslash NephilimDeathSquad.
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All that good stuff is there, as well as a shit ton of backlogged content.
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Dude, when I tell you we're, like, we're really backlogged, we're really backlogged.
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Like, if you're hearing this right now, and you think that you're up to date on episodes,
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and you're not a Patreon member, you are fucking mistaken, dude.
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We're trying to get up episodes as quickly as we can.
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We make them faster than we air them, and I would say for every one that we air, we make
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Go on to Patreon.com backslash NephilimDeathSquad.
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Actually, maybe we can play—let's play a little fucking clip for them.
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It's not done, but we'll play a little clip for them.
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We haven't paid for this clip yet, but we're going to—
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And honestly, it doesn't even really say anything.
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No, it doesn't really say anything, but it's fun, though.
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Guys, June 20th through the 21st at Leesburg, Florida in the Tropic Theater.
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Performances from Owen Benjamin, Sam Tripoli, Nephilim, Death Squad, Tower Gang.
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Somewhere between Area 51, Comedy Central, and a really intense episode of Ancient Aliens,
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June 20th through the 21st, the Tropic, Leesburg, Florida.
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Featuring performances from Tower Gang, Nephilim, Death Squad.
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Hosted by the cosmic cowboy of consciousness himself, Shane Cashman.
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You'll experience live podcasts, wild performances,
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and the kind of conversations that'll get your group chats—
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—that will get your group chats flagged by the NSA.
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It's unfiltered, uncensored, and quite possibly a psyop, but a really fun one.
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At least one guy trying to sell you DMT in the parking lot.
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And remember, if you don't show up, the Jews win.
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No, tickets aren't on sale yet, but they will be.
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Anyway, if you want tickets to whatever we just described there,
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that's going to be available very soon, only to our Patreon members,
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If you guys want tickets, you're going to have to be there
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As soon as we open up the floodgates to their audience,
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So we're doing this as a choking point so that our fans can be there
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because we want dangerous retards in the live audience
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more than we want bears and more than we want tinfoil hat enjoyers.
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So we'll give you an opportunity, but it won't last long.
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Just keep an eye on patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad.
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In case you guys are wondering what it's going to be about,
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it's going to be very much – no, I'll show you what it's going to be about.
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It's going to be like this guy's event, which he's mentioning over here.
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Yeah, we don't have to read any Chronicles, actually.
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People come from all over the country to show up for this
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because they know they're going to get something that's actual.
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They got Leonardo Joni calling half of the audience faggots and Sam Tripoli.
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That part's implied, David, but let's continue listening because this is –
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it's quite embarrassing for – I guess for him, but here we go.
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He had an event, and he's describing that he had Leonardo Joni there and shit like that.
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So they're describing this dude, Steve's event first.
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Look at Don looking real old in the middle there.
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But like you – I don't know who Matt is, but hi, Matt.
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And all of a sudden, she arose from the depths.
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But if you have the luxury of being able to get out
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and maybe travel for a couple days and go to one of these events,
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be it Third Eye Carnival or Narcopulco, which I've been to a bunch,
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or some of the other ones, Music and Sky, Confluence.
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Who knows how much longer we're going to be allowed to travel the way we have.
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I mean, I can certainly envision a scenario in which clearly they don't want us flying.
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They're making the experience terrible on every –
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Dude, I cannot explain to you how frustrating it is.
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As soon as I start doing a show, these motherfuckers come up and do yard work outside my window every single time.
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But Clint Russell just got to the point where he's now describing Brohemian Grove because if we're doing event shout-outs, then, of course, Clint Russell is going to want to shout-out Brohemian Grove.
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It is the third Brohemian Grove, not the second one.
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I think that they mean that's how they listen to Union of the Unwanted.
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It looks like you guys were having a good time last year.
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I'm bringing this up because I have plans to kill this person.
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He starts by laughing, and then he – what does he say?
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It's the most disingenuous way to start this because it's not funny to him.
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And it looked like you guys were having a good time last year.
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Are we going to finish playing fucking Steve Poikos talking shit?
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I'm going to call him Steve Wilkos from fucking now on.
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He couldn't be more the opposite of Steve Wilkos, by the way.
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Look, eight figures is like, is there an interview?
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We got stood up by our guest, and so now we're just mad.
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And I had a t-shirt company that was partially incorporated with the show that was called
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And we were like, hey, dude, it'd be funny as shit to do an event that we called Bohemian Grove.
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And then like two months later, Clint's like, hey, we've got an event in Florida called Bohemian Grove.
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And we were talking about doing an event called Bohemian Grove.
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It's literally a throwaway, low-hanging fruit name, by the way, guys.
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So, you know, the idea that the room for parallel thinking in this fucking venture is pretty big.
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So every time we talk about Bohemian Grove, I just like, go ahead, continue.
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So we get to the event, and we're on stage signing comics with Sam Trippley.
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And Sam Trippley goes, what should we call this event?
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And you go, hey, well, Dave had an idea for an event.
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I still have the recording because it was such a beautiful moment for me.
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And I go, oh, yeah, I was thinking of something called Bohemian Grove.
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And Sam picks up the fucking mic and goes, welcome to the first official Bohemian Grove.
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And then let's get the fuck out of here with Steve.
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Top Lobson and David of Nephilim Death Squad came up with it.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a second.
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Look, all I'm getting at is that Steve Wilkos thinks we stole the fucking name from him,
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which is incredible because in order for us to do that, somebody would have to watch
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your dog shit show, in which case, you know, maybe then you can-
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No, no, no, he said his show, which is like AM Wake Up or some shit like that.
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Here he's talking about, he's like, Clint, why don't you come on my show?
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Clint says, you're an asshole, and I blocked you on Twitter.
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But I guess in this format, since you're here, I'll talk to you.
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The reason we got into it with this dumb faggot was because, number one, he tried to say that
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we were controlled opportunists on Sam Tripoli's show.
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I had done a gracious drawing of this guy when I worked with Josh Smith, and then he
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I literally did artwork for this guy, and then he just fucking shit.
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But he was also defending the deep share, which was the guy that was drinking his own cum
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So there's a big overlap between cum drinkers and people who don't like NDS.
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Let's watch the rest of this real quick, because this is interesting, too.
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I've humanized my money for a blue check, so I tend to only have that.
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Steve, the reason why you don't get traction on Twitter or anywhere else is also because
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There's that, and there's also, he said, hey, I'm really mean on Twitter.
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You had nothing to say, and it was just a constant dunk fest.
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We dragged you out into the public eye on Twitter into the public square, and we ridiculed you
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mercilessly to the sound of a round of applause and the laughter of crowds.
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And then we decided we were done dragging you because it's kind of a masochistic thing that
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he just like, he's like, drag me harder, daddy.
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So, yeah, that whole like, I'm mean on Twitter shit.
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He's mentioned us multiple times, and now we're mentioning you back.
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I didn't even really know who this guy was, but he's been coming out, so now we're going
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Clint, come out to a fucking third eye carnival.
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He sounds like either a dribbling alcoholic or an opioid.
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I mean, maybe you could do that, but it's not going to be the time of your life.
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The time of your life is going to be at Bohemian Grove 3, two portals, one hole.
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You're also welcome to come to Bohemian Grove if you want to.
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You can pay for a ticket, but you're not invited.
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Steve Wilkos, I'm coming to the Third Eye concert, and I'm going to kill you.
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We just wanted to talk to you guys a little bit and drag a faggot in front of you, but
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now we're going to get on to reading submissions, because that's what this show is about.
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We thought that was the funniest, one of the funniest pictures in the niggaverse, and
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I just find him to be insufferable when he keeps bringing us up, and that's a lot of these
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fucking people, by the way, that I end up dragging on Twitter or whatever.
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People that seemingly can't stop fucking talking about me and making content about us.
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You just alluded to the idea that we stole your name for our event, and that's very
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much the same energy as, like, when Mersh went on and was like, I didn't get paid for
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my performance, because what you're doing is you're fucking with our business now.
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When you play with my money, you play with my emotions, Steve Wilkos.
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So it's like, when you're doing this kind of thing, you're putting us at a weird risk
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I remember somebody saying, P.S., I think God does like what you're doing.
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Unless everybody just keeps telling us that God likes what we're doing.
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It's crazy the amount of money that we pay Nancy and the amount of balls she drops.
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Go to AM Wake Up Radio or whatever the fuck the name of the show is and just go tell him...
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Say, Steve Wilkos, Nephilim Death Squad's going to kill you.
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We were going to double dip, but we're not going to do that anymore.
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Let's get out of there and we'll go someplace else.
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Oh, are we going to do a pee intermission before we get to fucking...
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I've been drippin' for sippin' the drippin' dirty water tap
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I've been pokin' the food and all that you do not know I mean
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I've been ridin' and ridin' for slant my head and spittin'
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I've been open, you're movin' around the street again
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I've been drippin' for sippin' the drippin' dirty water tap
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I've been pokin' the food and all that you do not know I'm made for you
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I've been thinkin' of drinkin' too many drinks all by myself
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I've been ridin' and ridin' inside my head and spittin' round
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Around, around, around, around, around, around, around
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I'll be down on all my rugs, all my arms from you
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But for having heard that song for the first time through Toad
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We need to be making Toad make a Christmas album
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I just feel like they should let him know that we're going to kill him
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Honestly, without knowing that it's a Sam Hyde moment
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