Nephilim Death Squad - 019： NDS Chronicles - Steve Wilkos

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00:01:12.160 Top laughs in productions.

00:01:13.340 We are being hypnotized by people like this.

00:01:22.560 Newsreaders, politicians, teachers, lecturers. 0.99

00:01:27.120 We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.

00:01:34.800 The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely normal.

00:01:41.900 Oh, yeah, dude. 1.00

00:01:43.060 There's some Nephilim shit. 0.99

00:01:44.220 It's like we all know what's going down, but no one's saying shit what happened to the home of the brave. 1.00

00:01:49.740 But they controlling this now. 0.96

00:01:51.680 I know we're talking about how they made us finally slaves.

00:01:54.820 And everybody's just walking around, heading to clouds.

00:01:57.580 I want to wake up to a dead in the grave.

00:02:00.020 But then it's too late.

00:02:01.000 We need to be ready to raise up.

00:02:02.820 Welcome to the end of day.

00:02:04.560 Everybody is slaves.

00:02:06.000 Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in their hands.

00:02:09.700 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles.

00:02:16.400 The show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony.

00:02:21.320 I am David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.

00:02:24.040 That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.

00:02:27.880 And before we get into today's content, whatever,

00:02:31.080 I would like to remind all of the live viewers that this is a 30-minute preview only.

00:02:35.320 Sometime around the 30-minute mark, we'll be going live exclusively to Patreon.com backslash NephilimDeathSquad,

00:02:41.380 where you can continue enjoying this episode, engaging with the free chat, checking that picture out.

00:02:53.140 That's not on Patreon.com.

00:02:56.140 Shout out Milkus. 1.00

00:02:57.820 Shout out Milkus Dogus. 0.97

00:02:59.300 Go to Twitch.tv slash forward slash Milkus Dogus.

00:03:02.320 I don't know what he's doing over there.

00:03:03.420 He's playing video games in blackface or something like that, but I love this guy.

00:03:07.060 I'm excited for it.

00:03:07.520 I mean, afterwards, we'll be tuning into that to watch it.

00:03:09.800 I mean, we'll do a live watch party.

00:03:12.000 Anyway, guys, Patreon.com backslash NephilimDeathSquad.

00:03:14.180 You know the deal, and you can do it for free.

00:03:16.040 All that good stuff is there, as well as a shit ton of backlogged content.

00:03:19.820 Dude, when I tell you we're, like, we're really backlogged, we're really backlogged.

00:03:23.640 Like, if you're hearing this right now, and you think that you're up to date on episodes, 0.97

00:03:26.840 and you're not a Patreon member, you are fucking mistaken, dude. 0.99

00:03:30.040 It's an emergency. 0.98

00:03:31.140 It's an emergency.

00:03:32.560 It really is.

00:03:33.160 We're trying to get up episodes as quickly as we can.

00:03:36.080 We make them faster than we air them, and I would say for every one that we air, we make

00:03:41.560 two to three, so do the math.

00:03:43.480 It's not good.

00:03:44.120 All right, guys.

00:03:44.760 Go on to Patreon.com backslash NephilimDeathSquad.

00:03:46.560 Do the thing.

00:03:47.220 Enjoy the stuff.

00:03:48.080 We're back, baby.

00:03:49.120 That's right.

00:03:49.620 Today, we are going to—oh, wait.

00:03:51.100 Do we have to tell them about Bohemian Grove?

00:03:52.860 Bohemian Grove.

00:03:53.880 June 20th.

00:03:54.600 Bohemian Grove.

00:03:55.480 Oh.

00:03:55.820 Through the 21st. 0.99

00:03:58.960 Actually, maybe we can play—let's play a little fucking clip for them. 0.99

00:04:01.840 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:04:02.080 We can play the little clip for them.

00:04:03.200 It's not done, but we'll play a little clip for them.

00:04:05.480 Yeah, yeah.

00:04:06.040 Go ahead.

00:04:06.580 Keep vamping. 0.88

00:04:07.560 We haven't paid for this clip yet, but we're going to—

00:04:09.760 It's a rough draft.

00:04:13.000 It's a rough draft, but we're figuring out.

00:04:14.700 And honestly, it doesn't even really say anything.

00:04:16.900 No, it doesn't really say anything, but it's fun, though.

00:04:18.540 Guys, June 20th through the 21st at Leesburg, Florida in the Tropic Theater.

00:04:24.140 The Tropic.

00:04:24.500 Performances from Owen Benjamin, Sam Tripoli, Nephilim, Death Squad, Tower Gang.

00:04:31.920 Ooh, play it.

00:04:34.580 Here we go.

00:04:35.100 Somewhere between Area 51, Comedy Central, and a really intense episode of Ancient Aliens,

00:04:40.940 there exists a place.

00:04:42.180 I don't even—I don't like this.

00:04:43.880 Welcome to Bohemian Grove.

00:04:45.440 June 20th through the 21st, the Tropic, Leesburg, Florida.

00:04:48.780 Featuring performances from Tower Gang, Nephilim, Death Squad.

00:04:52.380 Other people will be there, too.

00:04:53.720 Hosted by the cosmic cowboy of consciousness himself, Shane Cashman.

00:04:56.960 You'll experience live podcasts, wild performances,

00:05:00.240 and the kind of conversations that'll get your group chats—

00:05:03.560 —that will get your group chats flagged by the NSA. 0.99

00:05:06.300 God damn it! 0.98

00:05:06.900 Day 2 isn't just off the rails. 0.99

00:05:09.320 There are no rails! 0.99

00:05:11.360 Yeah, that is gay, right? 0.98

00:05:12.820 It's unfiltered, uncensored, and quite possibly a psyop, but a really fun one. 0.97

00:05:17.620 Conspiracies.

00:05:18.640 Comedy.

00:05:19.440 Chaos.

00:05:19.840 At least one guy trying to sell you DMT in the parking lot.

00:05:23.840 Welcome to Bohemian Grove.

00:05:25.080 Two days. 1.00

00:05:26.020 Shut up. 0.99

00:05:27.000 Bohemian Grove 3. 1.00

00:05:28.540 Two days.

00:05:29.400 One portal.

00:05:30.280 And remember, if you don't show up, the Jews win. 1.00

00:05:32.880 Tickets are on sale now.

00:05:34.700 No, tickets aren't on sale yet, but they will be.

00:05:37.000 They're not on sale at all, guys.

00:05:39.020 We jumped the gun.

00:05:40.460 Oh, my God.

00:05:41.300 Anyway, if you want tickets to whatever we just described there,

00:05:44.040 that's going to be available very soon, only to our Patreon members,

00:05:47.920 patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad.

00:05:49.760 Happy birthday, Ryan Drew. 0.99

00:05:51.180 You better fucking be there, dude. 0.99

00:05:53.600 If you guys want tickets, you're going to have to be there 0.99

00:05:55.680 because we've talked about this before, right?

00:05:59.220 Sam Tripoli, huge draw.

00:06:00.640 Owen Benjamin, huge draw.

00:06:02.740 As soon as we open up the floodgates to their audience,

00:06:05.120 those tickets are going to go very quickly.

00:06:06.820 So we're doing this as a choking point so that our fans can be there

00:06:11.900 because we want dangerous retards in the live audience 1.00

00:06:15.420 more than we want bears and more than we want tinfoil hat enjoyers.

00:06:18.460 We want you guys there.

00:06:19.700 So we'll give you an opportunity, but it won't last long.

00:06:22.040 Just keep an eye on patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad.

00:06:24.980 In case you guys are wondering what it's going to be about,

00:06:28.120 like what this event is going to be about,

00:06:30.820 it's going to be very much – no, I'll show you what it's going to be about.

00:06:33.540 It's going to be like this guy's event, which he's mentioning over here.

00:06:37.860 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:06:38.220 Fuck this guy. 1.00

00:06:39.300 Yeah, well, this is – whatever. 1.00

00:06:40.700 We're doing what we want.

00:06:41.440 This is our show.

00:06:42.460 We're going to play some –

00:06:43.800 Yeah, we don't have to read any Chronicles, actually.

00:06:45.440 People come from all over the country to show up for this

00:06:51.400 because they know they're going to get something that's actual. 0.98

00:06:58.340 They got Leonardo Joni calling half of the audience faggots and Sam Tripoli. 1.00

00:07:06.700 First off, we did it. 0.99

00:07:08.460 We did – yes.

00:07:08.980 Hi, Kate.

00:07:09.680 This is live.

00:07:11.440 Hello.

00:07:12.040 Doxxed.

00:07:12.940 Doxxed.

00:07:14.060 Yes.

00:07:15.040 We did this first.

00:07:15.920 We actually had Leonardo Joni before you did. 1.00

00:07:18.940 Faggot. 1.00

00:07:19.320 But let's get – yes. 1.00

00:07:21.140 That part's implied, David, but let's continue listening because this is –

00:07:24.380 it's quite embarrassing for – I guess for him, but here we go.

00:07:26.700 They're claiming that he crushed –

00:07:29.140 Hold on, wait.

00:07:29.420 Pause it real quick.

00:07:29.980 But only on the left side of –

00:07:31.020 I just want to give the audience context.

00:07:33.480 He's describing his event. 0.89

00:07:34.720 He had an event, and he's describing that he had Leonardo Joni there and shit like that.

00:07:38.360 So they're describing this dude, Steve's event first.

00:07:41.640 Now you can press press.

00:07:42.660 This is very interesting.

00:07:43.560 Yes.

00:07:43.800 Look at people taking him serious.

00:07:45.360 Okay, here we go.

00:07:45.900 The barn.

00:07:47.580 So it was a great weekend.

00:07:51.420 Charlie's such a nice guy.

00:07:52.660 You guys did a great job.

00:07:53.860 Pasta was over there cooking.

00:07:56.480 Look at Don looking real old in the middle there.

00:07:58.800 What's up, Don?

00:08:00.060 I love Don Jeffries.

00:08:01.260 Looking rough.

00:08:02.260 Looking rough.

00:08:03.520 But like you – I don't know who Matt is, but hi, Matt.

00:08:06.820 Okay.

00:08:07.020 No, I don't know who that is.

00:08:07.600 Kurt Metzger came up on – 1.00

00:08:10.540 Where did this bitch come from? 1.00

00:08:11.700 Did you just see that? 1.00

00:08:12.940 Where did that lady come from, bro? 1.00

00:08:15.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:08:15.880 I was just wondering. 1.00

00:08:17.000 I was like, whose window is that?

00:08:18.520 And all of a sudden, she arose from the depths.

00:08:20.280 Yeah, there we go.

00:08:21.140 It was a great weekend.

00:08:23.440 Look at this.

00:08:23.740 It was a lot of fun.

00:08:24.200 The Undertaker.

00:08:24.880 Ready?

00:08:25.200 You guys did a great job.

00:08:26.220 Pasta was over there cooking.

00:08:29.260 Kurt Metzger came up on –

00:08:31.860 What was she doing down there?

00:08:33.800 Seven Seas was on there.

00:08:35.340 Hi, Leonardo.

00:08:36.160 Scott Armstrong.

00:08:37.780 Oh, there she is.

00:08:39.400 Sam and I were –

00:08:41.260 We just had too much fun.

00:08:42.540 It was great.

00:08:43.040 And I agree with Steve.

00:08:44.820 But if you have the luxury of being able to get out

00:08:50.040 and maybe travel for a couple days and go to one of these events,

00:08:54.120 be it Third Eye Carnival or Narcopulco, which I've been to a bunch,

00:08:57.560 or some of the other ones, Music and Sky, Confluence.

00:09:00.360 Oh, look, he left.

00:09:01.100 It's better.

00:09:01.460 It's a pork fest.

00:09:02.400 He got bumped off because they have 40 people.

00:09:04.220 You're not going to regret it.

00:09:04.960 You're only going to feel more connected.

00:09:06.720 You'll have some nice memories from it.

00:09:10.100 All right, all right.

00:09:10.720 Come on.

00:09:11.140 Come on, Charlie.

00:09:11.840 They can't take away from you.

00:09:12.960 Who knows how much longer we're going to be allowed to travel the way we have.

00:09:18.340 I mean, I can certainly envision a scenario in which clearly they don't want us flying.

00:09:24.000 They're making the experience terrible on every –

00:09:26.940 Premium Grove, number two.

00:09:28.400 Premium Grove.

00:09:28.900 I think Triple E's are closer.

00:09:31.180 I'm not sure.

00:09:32.000 Okay.

00:09:32.340 Pause it real quick.

00:09:34.240 So, yeah, Clint is now –

00:09:35.940 Is somebody doing lawn by you?

00:09:37.580 Dude, I cannot explain to you how frustrating it is. 0.99

00:09:40.940 As soon as I start doing a show, these motherfuckers come up and do yard work outside my window every single time. 1.00

00:09:46.000 Love it. 0.98

00:09:46.320 But Clint Russell just got to the point where he's now describing Brohemian Grove because if we're doing event shout-outs, then, of course, Clint Russell is going to want to shout-out Brohemian Grove.

00:09:55.580 And he totally butchers it, by the way.

00:09:56.980 It is the third Brohemian Grove, not the second one.

00:09:59.940 But here, let it rip.

00:10:01.340 What does this mean?

00:10:01.940 Is it because we're boring you?

00:10:03.800 No, no, no.

00:10:04.160 I think that they mean that's how they listen to Union of the Unwanted.

00:10:08.680 Yeah, I listen to it on mute, but here we go.

00:10:10.540 That's what boys are getting.

00:10:11.560 No, I'm just joking.

00:10:12.680 It's fun.

00:10:13.160 Only Steve Sparts.

00:10:14.100 It looks like you guys were having a good time last year. 0.98

00:10:14.780 By the way, fucking hilarious because – 0.99

00:10:18.220 Here comes the hate, guys. 0.99

00:10:19.480 This is fun.

00:10:20.000 Here we go. 0.99

00:10:20.220 I'm bringing this up because I have plans to kill this person. 0.97

00:10:24.020 Not in real life.

00:10:24.820 I love how he's – yeah, in Minecraft.

00:10:26.020 Hassan Piker!

00:10:27.480 Hassan Piker! 1.00

00:10:30.000 I'm coming to kill you in Los Angeles! 1.00

00:10:33.520 So, listen to the way he – 1.00

00:10:37.460 In your house! 0.78

00:10:41.240 Listen to the way he starts this conversation.

00:10:43.500 He starts by laughing, and then he – what does he say?

00:10:46.280 Pull it back just three seconds.

00:10:47.620 It's the most disingenuous way to start this because it's not funny to him.

00:10:50.500 He thinks we're robbing him.

00:10:52.760 Yeah, it's psychotic, really, but here we go.

00:10:54.400 Problem, Death Squad, Boys, Tower Gang, guys.

00:10:56.440 It's fun.

00:10:57.660 And it looked like you guys were having a good time last year. 0.97

00:10:59.580 By the way, fucking hilarious. 0.99

00:11:01.160 Is it fucking hilarious, Steve? 0.99

00:11:02.700 A couple of years ago. 0.98

00:11:04.040 Is it Steve?

00:11:05.380 Is it Steve? 0.99

00:11:06.460 Is it fucking hilarious? 0.97

00:11:07.560 Steve McCornin! 1.00

00:11:09.180 I'm coming to kill you! 1.00

00:11:12.740 No! 1.00

00:11:13.440 In real life!

00:11:14.880 In real life!

00:11:15.500 You should go home!

00:11:17.980 When I was in Snoma County,

00:11:20.000 Clint and I were on Union of the Unwanted,

00:11:25.980 and I was living 12 miles –

00:11:28.460 Sorry.

00:11:29.460 What did I do here?

00:11:30.560 I press this.

00:11:30.860 It's so hard to listen to –

00:11:31.940 Steve McCornin!

00:11:33.360 Okay.

00:11:35.000 This didn't work out too well, huh?

00:11:36.720 Let me see.

00:11:37.240 72.

00:11:38.040 I didn't see it.

00:11:38.640 I like this one.

00:11:39.340 I really like this one.

00:11:40.700 I thought that was funny.

00:11:42.340 We're showing you guys behind the scenes. 1.00

00:11:43.840 I'm going to kill you at your house. 1.00

00:11:50.460 Okay. 1.00

00:11:50.980 Get real, David.

00:11:52.300 We have a show to do.

00:11:53.300 These people showed up here. 1.00

00:11:54.480 Are we going to finish playing fucking Steve Poikos talking shit? 1.00

00:11:57.280 Yes. 1.00

00:11:57.820 Okay.

00:11:59.060 Steve –

00:11:59.660 What was the bodyguard for Jerry –

00:12:02.660 Steve Wilkos?

00:12:04.660 Get out of my chair.

00:12:06.220 We should just call him Steve Wilkos. 0.99

00:12:08.380 I'm going to call him Steve Wilkos from fucking now on. 0.98

00:12:11.140 He couldn't be more the opposite of Steve Wilkos, by the way. 0.99

00:12:13.460 Steve Wilkos – 0.99

00:12:14.020 Where did the bitch in the middle go? 1.00

00:12:16.180 She disappeared again. 1.00

00:12:17.140 She just dropped out again.

00:12:19.180 And why did she drop out like down?

00:12:22.200 Look, eight figures is like, is there an interview?

00:12:24.520 No, dude.

00:12:25.180 There's not an interview.

00:12:26.140 Not today.

00:12:26.420 What interview?

00:12:26.840 We got stood up by our guest, and so now we're just mad.

00:12:30.340 It says NDS Chronicles.

00:12:31.640 That means we do what we want here.

00:12:33.180 Anyway, let's play the video.

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00:13:15.040 Hashtag make a play.

00:13:16.580 Miles away from the Bohemian Grove.

00:13:21.200 And I had a t-shirt company that was partially incorporated with the show that was called

00:13:29.540 Bohemian Grove. 0.80

00:13:31.140 And we were like, hey, dude, it'd be funny as shit to do an event that we called Bohemian Grove. 0.52

00:13:38.220 And then like two months later, Clint's like, hey, we've got an event in Florida called Bohemian Grove. 0.83

00:13:44.640 For the record, I didn't name it.

00:13:46.680 That was...

00:13:47.040 It's for the record.

00:13:48.000 For the record, neither did we...

00:13:49.180 Let the record show.

00:13:50.440 Let the record show, Steve Wilkos. 1.00

00:13:52.960 Steve Wilkos, you bald bitch. 1.00

00:13:55.120 Sam Tripp... 1.00

00:13:55.800 Is he bald?

00:13:56.720 No, but Steve Wilkos is bald.

00:13:58.620 Steve Wilkos is bald. 1.00

00:13:59.540 This guy's just ugly. 0.99

00:14:01.080 Sam Trippley named it. 0.98

00:14:02.960 And we just said, okay, fine.

00:14:05.080 No, no, no.

00:14:05.500 I like that.

00:14:05.960 Do you remember how this went?

00:14:06.840 And so we were driving to this event.

00:14:09.620 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:14:10.060 Okay.

00:14:10.320 And we were talking about doing an event called Bohemian Grove.

00:14:13.340 It's literally a throwaway, low-hanging fruit name, by the way, guys.

00:14:16.940 All I did was add an R. 0.93

00:14:18.380 So, you know, the idea that the room for parallel thinking in this fucking venture is pretty big. 0.92

00:14:23.900 There's a lot of parallel thinking. 0.97

00:14:25.280 So every time we talk about Bohemian Grove, I just like, go ahead, continue.

00:14:29.780 Yes, that.

00:14:30.300 Keep that up.

00:14:30.620 So we get to the event, and we're on stage signing comics with Sam Trippley.

00:14:34.960 And Sam Trippley goes, what should we call this event?

00:14:37.240 He wanted to call it Conspiracy Con.

00:14:39.280 And you go, hey, well, Dave had an idea for an event.

00:14:43.200 And Sam goes, well, what's the idea?

00:14:44.860 And I go, I literally have the recording.

00:14:47.060 I still have the recording because it was such a beautiful moment for me.

00:14:50.360 And I go, oh, yeah, I was thinking of something called Bohemian Grove. 0.95

00:14:53.560 And Sam picks up the fucking mic and goes, welcome to the first official Bohemian Grove. 0.97

00:14:59.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:15:00.040 And I almost shit my pants.

00:15:02.200 All right?

00:15:02.620 So let's finish playing this a little bit. 0.99

00:15:04.940 And then let's get the fuck out of here with Steve. 0.96

00:15:07.280 Top Lobson and David of Nephilim Death Squad came up with it. 0.96

00:15:10.560 Yeah, but they watched.

00:15:12.380 Oh, maybe they got it from there.

00:15:13.500 You hear that?

00:15:14.060 Right there, guys.

00:15:14.880 What was that?

00:15:15.260 What was that?

00:15:15.580 Bring that back.

00:15:16.000 Just hit the arrow button.

00:15:17.180 Bring it back 10 seconds.

00:15:19.000 Where's the arrow button?

00:15:20.720 Can I do it with this?

00:15:21.540 Oh, yeah, that's true.

00:15:24.060 Oh, maybe they got it from that.

00:15:25.360 Yeah, I don't know.

00:15:26.620 What?

00:15:27.620 I'll give you credit from now on.

00:15:29.440 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a second.

00:15:31.220 Go back because he says it.

00:15:32.660 Here we go.

00:15:34.540 They what?

00:15:34.940 Maybe they got it from that.

00:15:36.420 Nephilim Death Squad.

00:15:37.360 Charlie says they won.

00:15:38.760 Name it.

00:15:39.080 That was Top Lobson.

00:15:40.800 Oh, oh.

00:15:41.660 Nephilim Death Squad came up with it. 0.73

00:15:43.020 Yeah, but they won.

00:15:44.380 No, that wasn't him.

00:15:45.080 Maybe they got it from that.

00:15:46.200 His mouth doesn't move.

00:15:47.640 Oh, okay.

00:15:48.480 Well, wait a second.

00:15:50.000 We're missing something more important here.

00:15:51.380 Look at the middle of the screen here.

00:15:53.500 Look, I'll get it.

00:15:56.160 Is there a staircase?

00:15:57.560 Is there a staircase there, Miriam? 0.99

00:15:59.280 I don't know what the fuck's going on. 0.99

00:16:00.780 Look, all I'm getting at is that Steve Wilkos thinks we stole the fucking name from him, 0.99

00:16:05.500 which is incredible because in order for us to do that, somebody would have to watch 0.99

00:16:08.620 your dog shit show, in which case, you know, maybe then you can- 0.99

00:16:11.440 Well, we're watching it now. 1.00

00:16:12.780 So, wait, we're going to fast forward to- 0.98

00:16:14.260 No, no, no, he said his show, which is like AM Wake Up or some shit like that. 0.93

00:16:17.680 Who cares about that show? 0.96

00:16:18.720 All right, here we go.

00:16:19.640 On the platform, I'm way meaner on Twitter.

00:16:22.600 I'm happy to do that.

00:16:23.400 I don't give-

00:16:25.140 Here he's talking about, he's like, Clint, why don't you come on my show? 1.00

00:16:28.080 Clint says, you're an asshole, and I blocked you on Twitter. 1.00

00:16:30.400 That's why I don't really want to talk to you. 1.00

00:16:31.880 But I guess in this format, since you're here, I'll talk to you.

00:16:34.320 And the guy says, no, I'm much nicer.

00:16:36.500 He's like, I'm much nicer on my interviews.

00:16:39.680 Turns out you're not. 0.98

00:16:40.900 Is that the cum guy? 0.99

00:16:42.920 Star Crime says that's the cum guy. 1.00

00:16:44.840 Is that the guy that drinks his own cum? 1.00

00:16:46.200 Steve is the cum guy? 0.99

00:16:48.660 Well- 0.99

00:16:49.080 This makes a lot of sense if he's the cum guy. 0.97

00:16:50.500 Well, no, no, because he was going- 1.00

00:16:51.820 The reason we got into it with this dumb faggot was because, number one, he tried to say that 1.00

00:16:56.500 we were controlled opportunists on Sam Tripoli's show. 1.00

00:16:59.260 But he also was defending the D-shirt.

00:17:03.520 Well, it was before that.

00:17:04.480 I had done a gracious drawing of this guy when I worked with Josh Smith, and then he 0.98

00:17:09.700 just shit on me for no reason. 1.00

00:17:11.140 I literally did artwork for this guy, and then he just fucking shit. 1.00

00:17:14.580 So I was like, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:17:15.580 But he was also defending the deep share, which was the guy that was drinking his own cum 1.00

00:17:18.920 for knowledge. 0.92

00:17:19.900 Right.

00:17:20.340 So there's a big overlap between cum drinkers and people who don't like NDS.

00:17:24.740 Let's watch the rest of this real quick, because this is interesting, too.

00:17:27.360 And I just want to make a comment about it.

00:17:28.760 So here we go.

00:17:29.500 Although, who's the black guy there?

00:17:31.440 Three eyes, three ears? 0.71

00:17:32.960 Two eyes.

00:17:33.440 He got two ears.

00:17:34.000 All right, here we go.

00:17:34.880 I've humanized my money for a blue check, so I tend to only have that.

00:17:39.900 Steve, the reason why you don't get traction on Twitter or anywhere else is also because

00:17:43.520 you don't pay for it.

00:17:44.500 So that's another hint.

00:17:45.940 There's that, and there's also, he said, hey, I'm really mean on Twitter.

00:17:50.380 No, you're not really mean.

00:17:52.840 We dragged you mercilessly for like a month.

00:17:55.940 Yeah, you had no rejoinder.

00:17:57.320 No comeback.

00:17:57.700 You had nothing to say, and it was just a constant dunk fest.

00:18:01.460 We dragged you out into the public eye on Twitter into the public square, and we ridiculed you

00:18:06.680 mercilessly to the sound of a round of applause and the laughter of crowds.

00:18:13.100 And then we decided we were done dragging you because it's kind of a masochistic thing that

00:18:18.280 he just like, he's like, drag me harder, daddy.

00:18:20.240 And we're like, no, I don't want to do that.

00:18:21.740 It's getting weird. 0.98

00:18:22.400 So, yeah, that whole like, I'm mean on Twitter shit. 0.98

00:18:26.040 You're not mean anywhere. 1.00

00:18:27.280 You're just fucking ugly and annoying. 1.00

00:18:29.140 You're not mean. 1.00

00:18:29.600 I'm mean.

00:18:30.140 Here we go.

00:18:31.360 140, 240 characters.

00:18:33.560 Jamie, hurry up.

00:18:34.200 Hurry up, Steve. 1.00

00:18:35.680 He sounds like a fucking method. 1.00

00:18:37.240 It requires it to be very sharp. 0.99

00:18:38.360 I understand.

00:18:38.820 I don't have any animosity to anybody here.

00:18:42.800 Yes, he does.

00:18:43.820 He's mentioned us multiple times, and now we're mentioning you back. 0.99

00:18:46.500 I love all you fucking guys. 0.99

00:18:48.540 In fact... 1.00

00:18:48.740 No, he doesn't. 1.00

00:18:49.560 He's a fucking hater. 1.00

00:18:50.780 It's wild. 1.00

00:18:52.160 It's wild.

00:18:52.600 I didn't even really know who this guy was, but he's been coming out, so now we're going

00:18:55.460 to have...

00:18:56.140 Steve Wilkos!

00:18:58.120 Steve Wilkos! 1.00

00:18:59.620 I'm coming to kill you! 1.00

00:19:02.700 You've called... 1.00

00:19:03.780 You've summoned me.

00:19:05.280 You have summoned me. 1.00

00:19:06.520 Clint, come out to a fucking third eye carnival. 1.00

00:19:09.720 It'll be the best fucking time of your life. 1.00

00:19:12.940 No, it won't. 1.00

00:19:13.560 I said he sounds like a meth head. 0.87

00:19:15.760 I was wrong. 0.99

00:19:16.240 He sounds like either a dribbling alcoholic or an opioid.

00:19:20.440 Enjoyer.

00:19:21.960 Why not both?

00:19:23.020 Okay, here we go.

00:19:24.000 So, Clint, I wouldn't advise you go out there.

00:19:26.280 I mean, maybe you could do that, but it's not going to be the time of your life.

00:19:28.640 The time of your life is going to be at Bohemian Grove 3, two portals, one hole.

00:19:33.260 Two holes, one portal.

00:19:34.320 Two days, one portal.

00:19:35.220 If you want to.

00:19:36.140 No, that's another thing.

00:19:37.360 Hold on.

00:19:38.720 I'm happy to come out.

00:19:40.140 You're also welcome to come to Bohemian Grove if you want to.

00:19:42.300 That's not true.

00:19:43.200 No, you're not.

00:19:43.720 You're not invited. 1.00

00:19:44.460 You're a faggot. 1.00

00:19:45.100 You're not invited. 1.00

00:19:46.180 You're not invited.

00:19:46.980 You can pay for a ticket, but you're not invited. 1.00

00:19:50.620 Steve Wilkos, I'm coming to the Third Eye concert, and I'm going to kill you. 0.99

00:19:57.340 Anyway, whatever. 1.00

00:19:58.280 Fuck this guy. 1.00

00:19:59.240 Sorry, guys. 1.00

00:20:00.180 We just wanted to. 0.99

00:20:01.120 We just wanted to talk to you guys a little bit and drag a faggot in front of you, but 1.00

00:20:05.200 now we're going to get on to reading submissions, because that's what this show is about. 0.99

00:20:08.480 We've wasted 20 minutes.

00:20:09.820 Sandra! 1.00

00:20:13.280 I'm going to kill you! 1.00

00:20:14.440 We thought that was the funniest, one of the funniest pictures in the niggaverse, and 1.00

00:20:18.180 it just went slept on.

00:20:19.180 It really, really is.

00:20:19.960 Yeah, it was a good one.

00:20:21.420 I don't know.

00:20:21.860 Sometimes, listen, man, that's how it be.

00:20:24.080 That's how it be.

00:20:25.260 Also, you know what, dude?

00:20:26.520 No, no.

00:20:27.260 I don't hate Steve Wilkos, all right?

00:20:30.060 I got to say, I don't hate Steve Wilkos.

00:20:31.900 I just, there you go.

00:20:32.680 I just find him to be insufferable when he keeps bringing us up, and that's a lot of these 0.98

00:20:38.180 fucking people, by the way, that I end up dragging on Twitter or whatever. 0.98

00:20:42.020 People that seemingly can't stop fucking talking about me and making content about us. 0.99

00:20:46.960 Like, that's the crazy part. 0.99

00:20:48.800 It's one thing to say.

00:20:49.560 You know why? 0.91

00:20:50.320 Here's what fucks me up about this.

00:20:52.400 You just alluded to the idea. 0.99

00:20:55.580 What the fuck is happening? 1.00

00:20:56.680 Oh, oh. 1.00

00:20:57.260 You just alluded to the idea that we stole your name for our event, and that's very

00:21:04.220 much the same energy as, like, when Mersh went on and was like, I didn't get paid for 0.83

00:21:07.960 my performance, because what you're doing is you're fucking with our business now. 0.99

00:21:12.200 We're trying to do something fun. 0.99

00:21:12.980 You're fucking with my money. 0.99

00:21:13.760 When you play with my money, you play with my emotions, Steve Wilkos. 1.00

00:21:17.500 Fuck with my money, Steve Wilkos. 1.00

00:21:20.240 This is a very expensive event. 1.00

00:21:21.980 It might even be break-even.

00:21:23.260 So it's like, when you're doing this kind of thing, you're putting us at a weird risk

00:21:28.320 of losing my house and feeding my children.

00:21:31.860 I don't like it.

00:21:33.340 So I'm going to have to...

00:21:34.140 I'm going to...

00:21:34.560 Steve Wilkos! 1.00

00:21:36.120 I'm coming to your house to kill you! 1.00

00:21:39.720 That's not true. 1.00

00:21:40.260 In real life.

00:21:40.860 We're not going to kill you.

00:21:41.700 No.

00:21:41.920 In real life.

00:21:43.140 Not Minecraft, baby.

00:21:44.460 All right.

00:21:44.800 Let's bring this up.

00:21:45.880 I'm going to start reading.

00:21:46.660 This is from Sandra.

00:21:48.220 Sandra, we're going to find you. 1.00

00:21:49.280 We're going to kill you. 1.00

00:21:50.440 She says... 1.00

00:21:52.540 Oh, no, no, no.

00:21:55.180 Dude, we read this.

00:21:56.260 We read this.

00:21:57.140 I remember somebody saying, P.S., I think God does like what you're doing.

00:22:01.300 I think I remember this.

00:22:04.060 Unless everybody just keeps telling us that God likes what we're doing.

00:22:07.840 I don't remember.

00:22:08.660 Well, I mean, what's Nancy for? 0.80

00:22:09.860 I see Nancy here in the chat.

00:22:11.180 Nancy, what are you doing?

00:22:12.760 What is your job?

00:22:14.240 Why do we pay you so much money? 0.99

00:22:15.520 It's crazy the amount of money that we pay Nancy and the amount of balls she drops. 1.00

00:22:20.060 It's crazy. 0.97

00:22:20.940 Guys, if you're... 0.99

00:22:21.860 Go to AM Wake Up Radio or whatever the fuck the name of the show is and just go tell him... 1.00

00:22:27.200 We're going to kill him. 1.00

00:22:29.160 Just say that to him. 1.00

00:22:33.000 Say that to him. 1.00

00:22:33.520 Say, Steve Wilkos, Nephilim Death Squad's going to kill you. 1.00

00:22:39.540 IRL. 1.00

00:22:40.320 Oh, shit, man. 1.00

00:22:41.540 So we did read you, Sandra. 1.00

00:22:43.320 Okay.

00:22:43.740 Sorry, Sandra.

00:22:44.260 We were going to double dip, but we're not going to do that anymore.

00:22:46.260 Let's get out of there and we'll go someplace else.

00:22:49.260 Unbelievable.

00:22:49.760 I have to pee so hard already.

00:22:50.940 We haven't even gotten into content.

00:22:52.460 You got to pee?

00:22:53.600 Yeah, I got to pee real bad.

00:22:54.900 All right.

00:22:55.380 All right.

00:22:56.840 It sounds like a good time. 0.99

00:22:57.940 Oh, are we going to do a pee intermission before we get to fucking... 0.99

00:22:59.780 Before we start making content? 0.98

00:23:02.260 Guys, we'll be right back.

00:23:03.460 We'll be right back, guys.

00:23:04.460 Sweet.

00:23:04.780 Sweet.

00:23:04.880 Sweet.

00:23:04.940 Sweet.

00:23:05.320 Sweet.

00:23:05.880 Sweet.

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00:23:10.940 Sweet.

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00:23:17.440 Sweet.

00:23:17.960 Sweet.

00:23:18.620 Sweet.

00:23:20.860 Sweet.

00:23:23.800 Tenino fairs and sweet.

00:23:24.140 Sweet.

00:23:26.900 Sweet.

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00:23:27.860 Sweet.

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00:23:43.160 Sweet.

00:23:43.920 I've been drippin' for sippin' the drippin' dirty water tap

00:23:47.920 I've been pokin' the food and all that you do not know I mean

00:23:50.920 These bandages are...

00:23:53.920 And I'm down my tail

00:23:56.920 I've been shakin' for makin' an awful decision

00:23:59.920 I've been ridin' and ridin' for slant my head and spittin'

00:24:02.920 Round, around, around, around

00:24:05.920 Round, around, around, around

00:24:08.920 Bandages on my lights have my arms from you

00:24:11.920 Bandages, bandages, bandagenos

00:24:14.920 I've been down on my legs and my arms from you

00:24:17.920 Bandages, bandages, bandagenos

00:24:20.920 I've been open, you're movin' around the street again

00:24:23.920 I've been drippin' for sippin' the drippin' dirty water tap

00:24:27.920 I've been pokin' the food and all that you do not know I'm made for you

00:24:31.920 Of you, let's see what needles do 0.94

00:24:33.920 I've been shakin' for makin' an awful decision

00:24:36.920 I've been thinkin' of drinkin' too many drinks all by myself

00:24:39.920 I've been ridin' and ridin' inside my head and spittin' round

00:24:43.920 Around, around, around, around, around, around, around

00:24:48.920 Right now

00:24:49.920 Bandages on my legs have my arms from you

00:24:52.920 Bandages, bandages, bandagenos

00:24:55.920 Up and down on my legs and my arms from you

00:24:59.920 Bandages, bandages, bandagenos

00:25:01.920 Bandages on my legs have my arms from you

00:25:04.920 Bandages, bandages, bandagenos

00:25:08.920 I'll be down on all my rugs, all my arms from you

00:25:12.600 Badagees, badagees, badage U-nose

00:25:15.600 Badagees, badages, badagees

00:25:18.300 Don't worry now, don't worry now

00:25:21.420 Don't worry, cuz it's all under control

00:25:24.300 Don't worry now, don't worry now

00:25:27.900 Don't worry, cuz it's all under control

00:25:30.760 Don't worry now, don't worry now

00:25:34.260 Don't worry, cuz it's all under control

00:25:37.120 Don't worry now

00:25:38.840 Okay, we're back

00:25:42.820 That was really good

00:25:44.020 I don't know what that song is at all

00:25:46.160 But for having heard that song for the first time through Toad

00:25:49.940 It's a good song

00:25:51.080 I like it

00:25:52.220 I'd rather listen to all my songs through Toad

00:25:54.700 I think so

00:25:55.620 Honestly

00:25:56.540 We need to be making Toad make a Christmas album

00:26:00.520 We've suggested

00:26:03.020 Very hard to get Toad to do anything

00:26:04.480 He doesn't do anything, huh?

00:26:05.560 No, he does, but it's hard to move him

00:26:09.600 Alright guys, we are at the 26 minute mark

00:26:11.660 And we're going to

00:26:12.260 No, I'm just playing

00:26:12.780 We're going to read a story

00:26:15.780 Should we raid the AM wake up?

00:26:19.720 Let him know?

00:26:22.300 No, I like when they stay here and watch us

00:26:24.220 Yeah, I know 0.99

00:26:25.300 I just feel like they should let him know that we're going to kill him 0.99

00:26:27.800 Like I said, guys, just hit him up 0.99

00:26:29.320 And just say, Steve Wilkos 0.99

00:26:31.100 NDS is going to kill you

00:26:32.920 Where does he live? Oklahoma 0.99

00:26:34.980 In Oklahoma

00:26:35.980 At your house

00:26:37.080 It's so crazy

00:26:42.300 Oh my god

00:26:43.480 It's a

00:26:44.260 Honestly, without knowing that it's a Sam Hyde moment

00:26:46.840 If you just read that on paper

00:26:48.560 That's going to come back to bite us 1.00

00:26:49.900 Alright, fuck it 1.00

00:26:50.580 We're skipping the line 1.00

00:26:51.940 So Sandra, you blew it 1.00

00:26:53.860 Since we already read you

00:26:54.820 No, Sandra already 0.98

00:26:55.000 She didn't blow it 0.89

00:26:55.820 She got read already

00:26:56.640 So somebody just submitted an email

00:26:59.060 To the wrong email

00:27:00.340 Which don't do that anymore

00:27:01.900 Don't do that

00:27:02.540 The banner

00:27:02.820 Banner's at the bottom here

00:27:04.340 Go to

00:27:04.760 ChroniclesNDS at Gmail

00:27:07.960 But this person submitted to the other email

00:27:10.380 Which we're never going to read that from there again

00:27:12.520 But

00:27:12.880 But

00:27:14.060 They had a headline

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00:27:55.440 Hashtag make a play 0.99

00:27:57.500 And I said god damn it 1.00

00:28:00.440 I was ready to throw it in the trash 0.99

00:28:02.020 And the headline read this

00:28:02.980 The lizard person in my kitchen

00:28:04.840 That's it

00:28:05.360 I love that

00:28:05.760 By the way

00:28:06.800 Look at how just terrible

00:28:09.240 Our Patreon members 0.54

00:28:11.620 The real dangerous retards 1.00

00:28:12.920 The elite dangerous retards 1.00

00:28:14.780 They go

00:28:15.140 They want them out so bad

00:28:17.360 They want us to cut the stream to you guys

00:28:19.540 You YouTube enjoyers

00:28:20.760 You Rumble enjoyers

00:28:21.880 You Twitter enjoyers

00:28:23.480 They're frustrated

00:28:25.020 They're frustrated

00:28:25.780 And I don't blame them

00:28:26.460 But we're going to give you a little bit more

00:28:28.620 Let's read this story

00:28:29.400 As a lizard man in my kitchen

00:28:32.840 Was that what it was?

00:28:34.120 The lizard person in my kitchen

00:28:35.500 Lizard person

00:28:36.400 I assume gender

00:28:37.160 That was my mistake

00:28:37.960 This is a children's book

00:28:39.300 Is it?

00:28:41.000 Where is it?

00:28:41.960 Do you want to start reading it first?

00:28:44.000 Yeah I'll send it

00:28:44.860 It's in the private chat here

00:28:46.100 Don't worry

00:28:46.340 I just got it

00:28:46.820 I got it

00:28:47.140 It's open

00:28:47.460 Okay here we go

00:28:48.460 Let me start out by saying 1.00

00:28:52.340 You two have stupid accents 1.00

00:28:53.960 And you should really consider this 1.00

00:28:55.560 Talking for a living shit 0.99

00:28:57.080 It's just awful 1.00

00:28:58.000 Wow

00:28:58.840 Yeah thank you

00:28:59.960 I'll reconsider

00:29:00.760 I kind of like this person already

00:29:02.500 Yes for real though

00:29:03.720 Y'all have a tremendous impact

00:29:05.360 On my relationship

00:29:06.080 With Jesus Christ

00:29:07.260 And deepening my knowledge

00:29:08.640 Of my beliefs

00:29:10.000 You literally just spent

00:29:10.760 The first like half of the show

00:29:12.940 Steve Wilkos

00:29:13.680 Steve Wilkos 1.00

00:29:15.200 We are coming to kill you 1.00

00:29:17.060 The name of the episode 1.00

00:29:18.280 Is Steve Wilkos

00:29:19.160 Oh my god

00:29:20.640 So you've had a tremendous impact

00:29:23.060 On my relationship

00:29:23.760 With Jesus Christ

00:29:24.580 And deepening my knowledge

00:29:25.820 Of my beliefs in the bible

00:29:26.940 So for that

00:29:27.480 God bless y'all 1.00

00:29:28.340 But y'all sound dumb as fuck 1.00

00:29:30.000 Alright 1.00

00:29:30.660 That's fair

00:29:31.580 That's fair

00:29:32.860 I have been doing more

00:29:34.480 Bible reading myself 0.93

00:29:36.340 As well

00:29:37.240 I have been more

00:29:38.540 Needing God

00:29:39.520 In my life

00:29:40.200 Because I've been

00:29:41.200 In a weird place

00:29:41.940 These past couple of days

00:29:42.880 You know

00:29:43.200 Thus the niggaverse 1.00

00:29:44.240 God

00:29:47.980 Yeah

00:29:48.440 Was that still

00:29:49.340 Could they still hear that

00:29:50.380 I don't think they can hear that

00:29:51.600 Go ahead

00:29:52.160 I was saying that 0.61

00:29:52.560 The niggaverse 1.00

00:29:53.460 Has a lot to do

00:29:54.060 With my distance from God

00:29:55.040 I think

00:29:55.320 I gotta reel it in

00:29:56.500 You should

00:29:57.200 Yeah you gotta reel it in

00:29:58.140 I think we're done with that

00:29:59.100 Shout out Tanya Yiki

00:30:01.200 All my life

00:30:02.040 Tanya Yiki

00:30:02.580 I've been inundated

00:30:04.300 Raven's favorite word

00:30:05.380 Tanya Yiki

00:30:06.220 I'm just playing

00:30:11.880 I'm just playing

00:30:12.480 I'm just playing

00:30:13.000 I've been inundated

00:30:16.160 Raven's favorite word

00:30:17.180 This person's a huge fan

00:30:18.500 All you do is listen to us

00:30:19.760 It's crazy

00:30:20.320 I don't know who it is

00:30:21.640 Boy, girl, whatever 0.89

00:30:22.560 I assume it's a girl

00:30:23.460 Because lizard person

00:30:24.560 In your kitchen

00:30:25.160 Why are you in your kitchen?

00:30:26.280 Oh yeah

00:30:26.600 That's a weird place to be

00:30:27.560 As a man

00:30:28.260 As a man

00:30:29.140 Why are you in the kitchen?

00:30:32.040 Hold on, wait

00:30:32.580 Nancy's got requests 0.99

00:30:33.520 How is she making requests of us? 0.99

00:30:35.080 We fucking 0.99

00:30:35.560 We request of her 1.00

00:30:37.220 She says

00:30:38.000 Can you put it in the Google Drive?

00:30:39.840 It is in the Google Drive

00:30:40.880 Yeah 0.81

00:30:41.420 Silly goose 0.98

00:30:42.160 Nancy 1.00

00:30:42.960 It's fucking in there 1.00

00:30:44.300 Why don't you open up 1.00

00:30:45.040 Those slitty eyes of yours

00:30:46.540 And you can see

00:30:47.180 Oh my god

00:30:47.320 Okay, be nice

00:30:48.240 Be nice

00:30:48.640 It's in the Google Drive

00:30:49.500 It's titled

00:30:50.100 The Lizard Person

00:30:51.860 In my

00:30:53.200 Somebody's just mowing lawn back there

00:30:55.760 The Lizard Person in my kitchen

00:30:57.260 Okay

00:30:57.520 All my life

00:30:58.380 I've been inundated

00:30:59.200 Raven's favorite word

00:31:00.000 With different experiences

00:31:01.180 I can't say I've ever seen ghosts

00:31:03.360 Or shadow people 1.00

00:31:04.140 Or whatever

00:31:04.680 Because

00:31:05.520 I don't think I have

00:31:07.900 You know what?

00:31:09.060 Should I?

00:31:09.420 I'm going to send this to

00:31:10.740 The email

00:31:12.000 Check the email, Nancy

00:31:13.540 Okay

00:31:13.940 Maybe that's what the issue is

00:31:15.240 Since we have to now

00:31:16.360 It's a narrowness of the eyes

00:31:18.740 But

00:31:19.060 You know

00:31:19.940 Here we go, Nancy

00:31:20.880 There you go

00:31:21.640 The Lizard Person in my

00:31:23.220 Marnie Mac says

00:31:24.240 Now it's time for the chink verse 1.00

00:31:25.520 Not a bad idea

00:31:26.280 Wow

00:31:27.120 This is not

00:31:28.240 This is not nice, guys

00:31:29.220 Okay, here we go

00:31:29.920 I truly believe I'm covered

00:31:32.020 By the blood of Jesus Christ

00:31:34.120 Nancy's in here now 1.00

00:31:35.120 Jesus

00:31:36.340 And protected from all those spooky boys

00:31:38.360 Hell yeah

00:31:38.920 My guardian angel is like an NFL offensive lineman

00:31:42.020 Keeping the baddies away

00:31:43.220 But every now and then

00:31:44.420 Something slips through and gets my attention

00:31:46.380 This is one of the biggest times

00:31:48.640 I feel like that might be true for me

00:31:50.740 Or maybe

00:31:51.200 I thought that was true for me

00:31:52.600 But then maybe it's the fringe phenomenon

00:31:54.640 Where she's talking about

00:31:55.540 I was like, nah, dog

00:31:56.120 You're just like knocked out

00:31:57.240 They're having their way with you 0.86

00:31:58.660 I don't know, maybe

00:31:59.200 Yeah

00:31:59.680 I think my guardian angel

00:32:01.760 If I have one

00:32:02.580 Let's a lot of stuff through

00:32:04.300 He's like, yeah

00:32:04.740 Have a look at this

00:32:05.460 What do you think of that, huh?

00:32:07.840 Like, look at this guy

00:32:08.700 He's like, I'm gonna go over here and smoke

00:32:10.060 Oh my god

00:32:11.660 Guardian angel's on a smoke break right now

00:32:14.780 All right

00:32:15.100 Constantly

00:32:15.520 During this time frame

00:32:17.140 My dad was caught cheating on my mom

00:32:18.860 And divorce was 0.76

00:32:20.040 And divorce

00:32:21.500 And very colorful

00:32:22.520 Colorful verbal arguments

00:32:23.980 Were being thrown around in front of me

00:32:25.500 And my younger sister a lot 0.99

00:32:27.220 Damn 0.97

00:32:27.580 That's rough 0.99

00:32:28.120 That's a real rough thing to do

00:32:29.500 You want to have a relationship fall out

00:32:31.500 And let your

00:32:32.220 Your children see it

00:32:33.860 It's very

00:32:34.220 Yeah

00:32:34.600 It was traumatizing

00:32:36.340 Being used as collateral

00:32:37.480 By my parents to hurt

00:32:38.700 By my parent to hurt the other

00:32:40.860 Needless to say

00:32:42.140 The vibes were very negative

00:32:43.300 In the household

00:32:43.860 At this point in time

00:32:44.960 That is rough

00:32:45.980 Me and my wife try

00:32:47.680 Our best not to argue

00:32:49.560 In front of the kids

00:32:50.440 Because

00:32:51.400 Yeah

00:32:51.660 But they do a thing

00:32:53.480 Where they like

00:32:54.100 They'll try to pit you

00:32:55.360 Against each other

00:32:56.040 Like they'll ask me a question

00:32:57.400 Fight, fight, fight

00:32:58.140 I'll say no

00:32:59.220 They go, I'm gonna ask mommy

00:33:00.320 Or they're gonna tell mommy on me

00:33:01.600 I was like, what do you think

00:33:02.160 Is gonna happen if you tell mommy

00:33:03.300 Cause I just told you no

00:33:04.440 And I get so

00:33:05.200 Like anytime my son

00:33:06.720 Ever tries to tell my wife

00:33:07.960 About something that I did

00:33:09.000 I'm like, what?

00:33:10.420 What? 1.00

00:33:10.780 Say it out loud, motherfucker 1.00

00:33:11.640 I'll tell her myself 1.00

00:33:13.360 I'll tell her right now

00:33:14.620 She's actually in the same room

00:33:16.500 She heard it

00:33:17.000 And she did not disagree

00:33:18.140 It's a very small apartment

00:33:18.940 Yeah

00:33:19.640 I was in high school

00:33:21.100 And just got home

00:33:21.760 From summer football workouts

00:33:23.960 So it's a boy

00:33:24.960 Okay

00:33:25.900 Went to my room

00:33:27.220 Could be

00:33:28.260 I mean, listen

00:33:28.760 Let's be progressive

00:33:29.660 It's 2025

00:33:30.660 Went to my room upstairs

00:33:32.380 And fired up Halo 3

00:33:33.680 On the Xbox 360

00:33:34.920 Circa 2008

00:33:36.160 This is definitely a guy 0.99

00:33:37.340 This is before all the woke shit 0.99

00:33:38.540 Living the life, dude 1.00

00:33:39.020 Living the life

00:33:40.100 Halo 3

00:33:40.820 Halo 3 was probably

00:33:41.700 Halo 2 and Halo 3 0.93

00:33:42.660 Fucking incredible 0.96

00:33:43.560 Guest yesterday 0.99

00:33:44.960 Nathaniel Gillis

00:33:46.160 Mentioned 007 days

00:33:47.880 With like

00:33:48.300 Four person controller

00:33:49.700 On the

00:33:50.280 N64

00:33:51.240 He mentioned that?

00:33:52.240 Dude, I was so distant yesterday

00:33:53.540 It's so crazy

00:33:54.360 The sauce

00:33:54.880 Wow

00:33:55.980 Alright, well

00:33:56.920 I was playing with my friends

00:33:58.240 Go listen to that episode again

00:33:59.900 It was a great episode

00:34:00.740 I can't believe you missed it

00:34:01.940 Dude, I was like in a weird headspace

00:34:04.100 I'm telling you guys 0.99

00:34:04.800 I fucking 1.00

00:34:05.260 And my outlet was the niggaverse 1.00

00:34:07.100 Wild

00:34:08.320 Alright, well

00:34:08.840 He's playing with his friends

00:34:10.280 When I heard what I can only imagine

00:34:11.800 Was a very large man with boots

00:34:13.600 In our kitchen downstairs

00:34:14.880 Walking around

00:34:15.540 The reason I reckoned

00:34:17.400 It was a very large man with boots

00:34:18.680 Was because the footsteps were heavy

00:34:20.060 Vibrating the walls

00:34:21.160 I could feel the footsteps

00:34:22.160 Through my bed

00:34:23.000 The bed I was laying on

00:34:24.320 My room was directly over the kitchen

00:34:26.380 I could tell the footsteps

00:34:27.440 Were pacing back and forth

00:34:29.320 Sounding like someone was super pissed

00:34:31.600 I immediately thought my dad

00:34:33.360 Had come home from work early

00:34:34.420 So I called downstairs

00:34:35.460 Dad

00:34:35.920 I'm upstairs if you need me

00:34:37.860 I didn't get the normal 1.00

00:34:39.520 Shut up faggot 1.00

00:34:40.600 Type response 1.00

00:34:42.840 From my loving dad

00:34:45.040 That he'd usually respond with

00:34:47.260 So I looked outside

00:34:48.260 My bedroom overlooked the driveway

00:34:50.320 And the only vehicle I saw

00:34:51.660 In the driveway was my own

00:34:52.720 That's not good

00:34:53.860 No, you're home alone

00:34:55.680 But someone else is in that house with you

00:34:57.380 Your mind has to immediately go to

00:34:59.800 You know, home invasion

00:35:02.000 Or something

00:35:02.640 Where's my

00:35:02.960 You know what I mean?

00:35:03.500 Because it definitely doesn't go

00:35:04.480 Supernatural first

00:35:05.360 It goes like

00:35:05.960 Oh my god 1.00

00:35:06.720 There's a fucking man in my house 1.00

00:35:08.820 And I'm alone 1.00

00:35:10.480 So clearly here to rob and molest me 0.68

00:35:12.680 Yeah, yeah 0.97

00:35:14.040 Oh hey

00:35:14.560 Shout out to Rife in the chat

00:35:16.460 What's up man?

00:35:16.980 What's up baby?

00:35:17.960 It's been a while

00:35:18.880 Alright

00:35:19.460 So my mind instantly went to 1.00

00:35:21.440 Someone broke into my fucking house 1.00

00:35:23.120 And they know 1.00

00:35:24.800 A sweaty, scrumptious

00:35:26.200 16 year old boy is upstairs

00:35:27.920 All by his lonesome 1.00

00:35:29.220 I like this motherfucker 1.00

00:35:30.440 He thinks just like me, right? 1.00

00:35:31.920 That's exactly what I just said 1.00

00:35:33.060 This guy's the shit 1.00

00:35:33.780 He's thinking about his butthole 1.00

00:35:35.160 He's like my butthole 1.00

00:35:35.840 He's just like me for real 1.00

00:35:36.840 Cannot be penetrated

00:35:38.360 As I was realizing this

00:35:40.320 I heard and felt the footsteps

00:35:42.180 Downstairs

00:35:43.180 Downstairs

00:35:45.900 Sprint to the bottom of the stairs

00:35:47.480 At an ungodly speed

00:35:49.000 The distance to the bottom of the stairs

00:35:51.120 To the kitchen was

00:35:51.900 15-ish feet

00:35:53.200 And it covered that distance

00:35:54.340 Seemingly in less than a second

00:35:55.860 Whoa

00:35:56.660 Like scurried over

00:35:58.400 Yeah

00:35:59.060 Very heavy scurrying

00:36:00.620 Yeah dude

00:36:01.740 The footsteps were so violent

00:36:03.400 That they shook the whole house

00:36:04.660 Enough to make the stuff

00:36:05.640 On the top of my TV

00:36:06.580 Fall off

00:36:07.120 An Xbox controller

00:36:08.440 Along with other trinkets

00:36:09.780 A picture frame

00:36:11.300 Also fell off the wall

00:36:12.340 In my room

00:36:12.780 I sat in the purest form of horror

00:36:15.400 I have ever experienced

00:36:16.720 At that point in my life 1.00

00:36:17.820 Then I did the stupidest 1.00

00:36:19.480 White girl in a horror movie 1.00

00:36:21.020 Bullshit I could have 1.00

00:36:21.920 Possibly done 1.00

00:36:22.780 When I heard the footsteps

00:36:24.880 Stop at the bottom of the steps

00:36:26.360 For a few moments

00:36:27.240 I whimpered

00:36:27.860 Dad

00:36:29.100 No that's not your dad dude

00:36:32.460 Yes

00:36:32.980 And it answered back 1.00

00:36:34.160 No faggot 1.00

00:36:35.100 No faggot 1.00

00:36:36.440 You were like 1.00

00:36:36.700 Are you sure 1.00

00:36:37.220 When my bitch ass 1.00

00:36:39.260 Teenage crackly voice 1.00

00:36:40.560 Uttered the first sound 1.00

00:36:41.540 The most asshole puckering 1.00

00:36:42.960 Spine chilling 1.00

00:36:43.800 Underwear skid mark

00:36:45.100 Skid marking event

00:36:46.500 Happened there

00:36:47.600 In that house

00:36:48.260 What I heard was

00:36:49.820 Something similar

00:36:50.480 To the scream

00:36:51.180 Made by

00:36:51.780 Emperor Palpatine

00:36:53.420 When he lunges

00:36:54.100 At Mace Wendu

00:36:55.080 And the other two

00:36:56.280 Useless Jedi

00:36:57.020 In the third prequel movie 0.62

00:36:58.100 I don't watch that

00:36:58.800 What does that sound like

00:36:59.920 He goes

00:37:00.800 Steve Wilkos 1.00

00:37:04.120 I'm coming to kill you 1.00

00:37:08.960 No no no 1.00

00:37:11.560 That's your house

00:37:12.440 Literally

00:37:12.880 He goes

00:37:14.000 Like he does that

00:37:16.000 Kind of 0.99

00:37:16.320 That's fucking horrifying 0.99

00:37:18.240 But you're also 1.00

00:37:19.780 Steve Wilkos 1.00

00:37:21.160 Holy shit 0.99

00:37:24.180 Oh my god 0.99

00:37:25.920 Accompanied

00:37:26.440 By the heaviest

00:37:27.460 Fastest footsteps

00:37:28.460 I have ever heard

00:37:29.580 Running up the stairs

00:37:30.520 At the same time

00:37:32.140 Impossible speed

00:37:33.320 I actually am getting chills 1.00

00:37:35.280 Remembering this shit 0.99

00:37:36.220 The footsteps 1.00

00:37:37.120 Were so heavy

00:37:38.040 And powerful

00:37:38.660 I remember thinking 0.99

00:37:39.940 How the fuck 0.93

00:37:40.640 Are the stairs 0.98

00:37:41.360 Not snapping

00:37:42.660 Wow

00:37:43.400 The house was

00:37:44.380 Literally vibrating

00:37:45.280 From the force

00:37:45.900 Being exerted

00:37:46.740 By each step 0.99

00:37:47.840 Damn 0.96

00:37:49.100 We're at the 35 minute mark 0.98

00:37:50.680 Should we just like

00:37:51.260 Let these people

00:37:51.740 If you want to hear

00:37:52.380 The rest of the story

00:37:53.240 Well

00:37:53.700 Look I mean

00:37:54.920 It's not

00:37:55.720 It's not terribly long

00:37:57.620 Maybe it is terribly long

00:37:58.940 At the speed that we read

00:37:59.800 Yeah I guess so guys

00:38:00.660 If you want to hear 0.99

00:38:01.100 The rest of the fucking story 1.00

00:38:02.380 You gotta go to 1.00

00:38:04.560 Patreon.com

00:38:05.260 Backslash 1.00

00:38:05.700 Nephilim

00:38:06.000 Death Squad

00:38:06.380 But don't worry about it

00:38:07.200 It's not a big 0.97

00:38:07.560 Fucking deal guys 0.96

00:38:08.580 You can just sign up 1.00

00:38:09.240 For free

00:38:09.800 Sign up for free

00:38:10.540 And continue enjoying

00:38:11.360 This episode

00:38:11.980 We've given you too much

00:38:13.400 Look at this guy

00:38:13.960 In blackface 0.97

00:38:14.620 Shout out

00:38:15.220 Milkis Dogis 0.82

00:38:15.780 Patreon.com

00:38:17.620 Backslash 1.00

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00:38:18.640 This is

00:38:20.780 I can tell

00:38:21.260 This story

00:38:21.680 Is shaping up

00:38:22.360 To be a banger 0.96

00:38:22.840 I'm glad

00:38:23.160 That we had it

00:38:23.680 Jumped the line

00:38:24.160 So we could read this

00:38:24.800 But if you want to

00:38:25.240 Continue enjoying this

00:38:26.480 Head on over to

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00:38:32.760 Enjoying this episode

00:38:33.520 Also

00:38:33.960 Sounding off

00:38:34.740 In the

00:38:35.360 Is that true?

00:38:37.620 Pour his drink

00:38:38.280 Come

00:38:38.500 I mean

00:38:38.840 That's what

00:38:39.200 Starcrime says

00:38:39.940 And Starcrime's

00:38:41.040 Usually pretty good

00:38:41.700 On his information

00:38:42.320 So

00:38:42.820 He's got good

00:38:44.000 Inside sources

00:38:44.800 And let me tell you

00:38:45.660 Something right now

00:38:46.100 If you don't sign up

00:38:46.700 At patreon.com

00:38:47.720 Backslash 1.00

00:38:48.320 Nephilim

00:38:48.620 Death Squad

00:38:49.040 We're coming 1.00

00:38:49.960 To kill you 1.00

00:38:50.940 Where you live 1.00

00:38:52.200 In your house

00:38:53.160 If you don't sign up

00:38:55.080 You sound like

00:38:55.520 An AM wake up listener

00:38:57.000 Ooh

00:38:58.040 You sound like

00:38:58.820 A Steve Wilkos

00:38:59.620 Enjoyer

00:39:00.140 Not good

00:39:00.940 Not good

00:39:02.280 MG 0.99

00:39:02.740 Very gay 1.00

00:39:03.940 Very gay 1.00

00:39:04.560 Otherwise 0.99

00:39:05.660 Bye bye

00:39:06.240 See ya

00:39:07.300 Okay

00:39:07.620 Continue reading that

00:39:08.680 Dave while I

00:39:09.160 Kick them out 0.64

00:39:09.720 Here we go 0.98

00:39:10.260 Okie dokie

00:39:10.520 Obviously

00:39:12.280 I'm in full panic

00:39:13.620 Mode at this point

00:39:14.240 And I dove

00:39:14.900 Into my open closet

00:39:16.000 And hid there 1.00

00:39:16.860 Like a little bitch 1.00

00:39:17.580 That I am 1.00

00:39:18.120 Quick side note

00:39:19.180 Listening to y'all's

00:39:20.300 Previous discussion

00:39:21.100 On how not to get

00:39:22.040 Eaten by monsters

00:39:22.760 I didn't even think

00:39:23.600 To hide under my covers

00:39:24.620 That's genius

00:39:25.320 Yeah dude 1.00

00:39:25.780 That's fucking 0.99

00:39:26.380 Not getting eaten 1.00

00:39:27.780 By monsters 101

00:39:28.840 Is 1.00

00:39:29.580 Stupid 1.00

00:39:29.980 They just can't seem 1.00

00:39:31.360 To do it

00:39:31.760 Through the

00:39:32.260 Through the blanket

00:39:33.000 The thicker the blanket

00:39:34.120 The less likely

00:39:35.220 They're gonna be able

00:39:35.680 To eat you through it

00:39:36.460 Yeah

00:39:37.220 This is Top Lops'

00:39:38.580 Dog man

00:39:39.000 And we also covered

00:39:39.740 This yesterday

00:39:40.280 In the episode

00:39:40.700 That Dave wasn't

00:39:41.300 Paying attention to

00:39:42.080 I remember that part

00:39:43.080 If you don't look

00:39:44.120 It's not real

00:39:44.660 Very simple

00:39:45.240 That's correct

00:39:45.500 As soon as I dive

00:39:47.180 Into the closet

00:39:47.800 The footsteps

00:39:48.340 Reach the top

00:39:49.080 Of the steps

00:39:49.540 Which were like

00:39:50.060 Five feet

00:39:50.580 From my open

00:39:51.240 Bedroom door

00:39:51.920 I wanna shut 1.00

00:39:52.680 That fucking door 1.00

00:39:53.340 My heart felt like 1.00

00:39:55.280 It was about to burst

00:39:56.080 Out of my rib cage

00:39:57.000 It was beating

00:39:57.520 So hard and fast

00:39:58.720 I sat there

00:39:59.960 In the dark

00:40:00.540 As I waited 1.00

00:40:01.260 For whatever the fuck 0.98

00:40:02.160 That was 0.98

00:40:02.940 To enter my room

00:40:04.020 I waited

00:40:05.340 And peeked

00:40:06.460 Oh wait no

00:40:07.220 I'm sorry

00:40:07.480 Then I heard it

00:40:08.860 Then I heard it

00:40:09.860 The distinct

00:40:10.640 Muffled brushing sound

00:40:12.240 Of footsteps

00:40:13.000 In the carpet

00:40:14.140 Just outside my room

00:40:15.500 I waited

00:40:16.740 And peeked

00:40:17.420 At the reflection

00:40:18.060 Of the door

00:40:18.640 To see

00:40:19.240 What was about

00:40:20.200 To disembowel me

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00:40:50.960 And I was in my closet

00:40:55.000 Hiding for what seemed

00:40:56.080 To be 30 minutes

00:40:57.220 I didn't hear anything

00:40:58.340 Or see anything 0.99

00:40:59.020 Being the dipshit 1.00

00:41:00.820 I was 1.00

00:41:02.200 I peeked my head

00:41:03.300 Out of the closet

00:41:03.840 And looked at the door

00:41:04.800 There was nothing there

00:41:06.240 Probably about 30 more minutes

00:41:08.380 My beanbag

00:41:09.840 Finally descended

00:41:11.020 Enough to step

00:41:12.680 Out

00:41:13.420 Oh 1.00

00:41:13.980 He's talking about his balls 0.99

00:41:15.040 I was like what 0.99

00:41:15.580 After probably 30 more minutes

00:41:17.760 My beanbag

00:41:18.540 Finally descended

00:41:19.540 Enough to step out

00:41:20.560 Of the closet

00:41:20.960 And investigate further

00:41:22.000 I slowly peeked

00:41:23.460 Around the door frame

00:41:24.260 And nothing

00:41:25.540 Not a single 0.99

00:41:27.100 Fucking monster 1.00

00:41:27.780 Or person 1.00

00:41:28.300 Nothing except

00:41:29.960 For the clearly defined

00:41:31.760 Three-toed footprints

00:41:33.320 In the carpet

00:41:34.320 That stopped right outside

00:41:36.020 The doorway of my room 0.99

00:41:37.640 Shit 0.99

00:41:38.060 So he's looking down 1.00

00:41:39.700 And he's seeing

00:41:40.460 Yeah like Frieza

00:41:41.520 What did it sound like this 0.99

00:41:43.360 I'm coming to kill you monkeys 0.99

00:41:46.760 They looked very similar 0.99

00:41:49.500 To dinosaur footprints

00:41:50.920 But a little larger

00:41:51.880 Than my hand

00:41:52.600 This clearly freaked me 0.95

00:41:54.240 The fuck out

00:41:54.860 And I took a picture 0.99

00:41:55.660 Of the footprint

00:41:56.160 With my phone

00:41:56.980 That phone has since

00:41:58.320 Gone to heaven

00:41:58.920 Along with said photo

00:42:00.240 Along with the other photos

00:42:01.940 I took directly after this

00:42:03.440 Of the same incident

00:42:04.580 Otherwise they'd be attached

00:42:05.860 Thank you

00:42:06.200 That was very clarifying

00:42:07.360 Because the next question

00:42:08.360 Was going to be 0.99

00:42:08.660 Where the fuck are those photos 0.97

00:42:09.460 It's like let me guess 0.98

00:42:10.220 They're blurry

00:42:10.700 The photos are blurry

00:42:11.620 It's just pictures

00:42:13.040 Of his carpet

00:42:13.520 My beans fully descended

00:42:15.560 I forced myself

00:42:17.000 To investigate

00:42:18.120 What had actually happened

00:42:19.440 When I got to the staircase

00:42:20.980 I couldn't believe my eyes

00:42:22.460 There were the same 0.92

00:42:24.280 Three-toed footprints

00:42:25.480 All the way up the stairs

00:42:27.180 Embedded in the carpet

00:42:28.300 I took a picture of them

00:42:30.140 And immediately ran down the stairs

00:42:31.940 Got into the gun safe

00:42:33.380 In my parents room

00:42:34.780 And proceeded to clear

00:42:36.220 My entire house

00:42:37.320 Of any monsters

00:42:38.000 Nice

00:42:39.160 I looked for things

00:42:39.720 That could have fallen over

00:42:40.780 Or anything that collapsed

00:42:42.500 In the house

00:42:43.040 To make the sounds

00:42:44.020 I just heard

00:42:44.600 But I found nothing

00:42:45.900 Out of place

00:42:46.600 When I got back

00:42:47.660 To the staircase

00:42:48.180 I noticed something odd

00:42:49.360 The footprints were gone

00:42:51.020 Every single one of them

00:42:53.480 Like they had never existed

00:42:55.000 In the first place

00:42:55.760 I was very glad

00:42:57.240 I had a photo evidence of it

00:42:58.900 But after that

00:42:59.840 Nothing really happened

00:43:01.140 I realized I've experienced

00:43:02.960 Something similar

00:43:03.760 To what Raven

00:43:04.460 Has been saying recently

00:43:05.680 About losing memory 0.99

00:43:07.100 Of weird shit happening 0.81

00:43:08.400 I don't know what 0.97

00:43:09.780 Triggered the memories

00:43:10.500 To pop back up in my mind

00:43:11.840 But I felt I needed

00:43:12.860 To share it with you retards 1.00

00:43:14.480 I have plenty of other

00:43:15.860 More recent stories

00:43:17.480 If y'all are interested

00:43:18.220 Of course

00:43:18.760 Such as

00:43:20.260 When I worked for a

00:43:21.320 Fish and game

00:43:22.000 Worked for Fish and game

00:43:23.720 For my state

00:43:24.320 I believe I met someone

00:43:25.520 Who I believe

00:43:26.300 Wasn't human 0.99

00:43:26.900 Oh yeah

00:43:27.560 I wanna hear that 1.00

00:43:28.260 Fuck yeah 1.00

00:43:28.960 But something that seemed 1.00

00:43:30.520 To be wearing human skin

00:43:32.360 While I was checking

00:43:33.700 Their fishing license

00:43:34.720 Okay so that's

00:43:35.960 That's like to

00:43:36.960 Yesterday's episode

00:43:37.800 Which David missed

00:43:38.660 This guy thinks

00:43:40.400 That there is another

00:43:41.240 Species

00:43:42.080 Of something

00:43:44.100 Necromancers 0.99

00:43:45.180 Well I guess he called them

00:43:47.640 So it seems like

00:43:48.620 There's more than just

00:43:49.540 So necromancers

00:43:50.280 Might be the human

00:43:51.220 Aspect of it

00:43:52.020 Like that are

00:43:52.580 Channeling

00:43:53.780 Summoning

00:43:54.300 Doing rituals

00:43:54.980 But there is another

00:43:56.260 Species of

00:43:57.520 What these

00:43:58.780 Necromancers 0.99

00:43:59.440 Are creating

00:44:00.160 The

00:44:01.000 With the

00:44:02.360 The dead person's

00:44:03.840 Sperm inside

00:44:04.520 The mother's womb 0.96

00:44:05.520 It's like a hybridization

00:44:06.520 But you're using

00:44:07.480 The sperm of the dead

00:44:08.480 To do it 0.55

00:44:09.040 And then

00:44:09.460 Yeah I mean

00:44:10.540 Whatever

00:44:10.840 Whatever inhabits it

00:44:11.840 Afterwards

00:44:12.160 Is not

00:44:13.140 Yeah

00:44:13.480 He just kept saying

00:44:15.380 Another species

00:44:16.740 That is physical

00:44:17.880 So like there are

00:44:18.840 Within this phenomenon

00:44:20.120 There is

00:44:20.660 There are different

00:44:21.480 Types of things

00:44:23.000 There's the

00:44:23.540 Spiritual aspect

00:44:24.460 There is the

00:44:25.360 Ghost aspect

00:44:26.660 Which he thinks

00:44:27.280 Some people might even

00:44:28.160 Be getting trapped

00:44:28.720 I kind of agree with that

00:44:29.760 I think that if you

00:44:30.900 Not if you sell your soul

00:44:32.760 But if you do

00:44:33.740 You know

00:44:34.980 Take part in some

00:44:35.680 Of these occult rituals

00:44:36.620 Maybe you're

00:44:37.840 After you leave

00:44:38.560 Your physical body

00:44:39.340 You kind of get

00:44:40.000 Stuck somewhere

00:44:40.640 Like it's not yours

00:44:41.680 To keep

00:44:42.120 Like in the end

00:44:42.840 You're going to be judged

00:44:43.940 But maybe they linger

00:44:45.340 Around here a little bit

00:44:46.180 Longer you know

00:44:46.840 I don't know

00:44:47.680 I don't know

00:44:48.240 But I didn't pay

00:44:49.320 Attention to that episode

00:44:50.000 Because I was busy

00:44:50.720 Go rewatch it

00:44:52.300 It's better

00:44:52.940 Go watch AM wake up 1.00

00:44:54.040 You faggot 1.00

00:44:54.720 Yeah true 1.00

00:44:55.220 It's kind of what

00:44:56.740 I deserve at this point

00:44:57.540 Alright let's wrap this up

00:44:59.100 It's like Chinese water torture

00:45:00.620 Yeah exactly

00:45:01.320 It's like you're not there

00:45:02.060 For the show 1.00

00:45:02.500 Gotta fucking watch 1.00

00:45:03.320 AM wake up 1.00

00:45:04.040 Steve Wilkos

00:45:04.660 Alright so

00:45:05.740 He's checking the

00:45:09.160 Fishing license

00:45:10.080 Of a man

00:45:10.900 That's seemingly

00:45:11.860 Wearing the skin

00:45:12.840 Of a human

00:45:13.220 He says

00:45:14.160 I actually have

00:45:14.680 A few stories

00:45:15.340 Of extremely weird 0.99

00:45:16.160 Shit happening to me 0.99

00:45:16.960 As a fish and game agent 1.00

00:45:18.380 And stuff outside the job

00:45:19.620 I wonder if you were

00:45:20.300 Near a national park

00:45:21.840 Or a reserve

00:45:22.340 I love what y'all do

00:45:24.340 And hopefully I get to hear

00:45:25.280 This being read by

00:45:26.040 Raven's extremely annoying 1.00

00:45:27.140 And whiny voice 1.00

00:45:27.880 Or top stupid 1.00

00:45:28.780 Disgusting 1.00

00:45:29.360 And filthy New York accent 1.00

00:45:30.720 I don't know what the fuck 1.00

00:45:31.760 You're talking about 0.99

00:45:32.860 That's so funny

00:45:33.760 He's one of the poors 1.00

00:45:34.740 That get shooed away

00:45:35.620 After the 30 minutes are up

00:45:37.140 Hilarious

00:45:38.120 He might have been watching

00:45:39.320 He was loving it for a second 0.99

00:45:41.340 And then he got kicked the fuck out 0.99

00:45:42.520 Love y'all 0.96

00:45:44.500 And thanks for everything y'all do

00:45:46.200 And through Jesus Christ

00:45:47.300 I pray for you

00:45:48.400 And all your families

00:45:49.840 And for the health

00:45:51.100 Of everyone listening

00:45:51.800 God bless

00:45:52.380 God bless you brother

00:45:53.260 Thank you very much

00:45:53.960 Thank you

00:45:54.140 We would be interested

00:45:55.380 In hearing those stories

00:45:56.140 If you had a man 0.63

00:45:57.420 In a man's suit 0.99

00:45:58.820 And you were checking his license

00:46:00.740 I'd love to hear about that

00:46:02.080 Anything else you got brother

00:46:03.000 Send it our way

00:46:03.620 I like the cut of your jib

00:46:05.800 Yeah and I like that

00:46:07.080 You didn't also send your name

00:46:08.580 Very smart on your part

00:46:10.000 Very smart

00:46:10.300 Because I would have read it 0.67

00:46:11.660 In my whiny and annoying voice 0.99

00:46:13.340 My voice is fucking rough 1.00

00:46:15.160 It's horrible 0.98

00:46:15.720 But maybe we should ask the people

00:46:17.180 Like send your

00:46:18.620 Send the title

00:46:20.340 Like put a title of the story

00:46:21.960 Make it a good title

00:46:23.300 So that way I could put that instead

00:46:24.520 Because right now

00:46:25.400 I'm classifying it by date

00:46:27.120 And by name

00:46:29.200 Which I immediately dox

00:46:31.120 We're going to read

00:46:32.120 Ben THC next

00:46:33.660 And he'll probably tell us

00:46:34.560 Within the first paragraph

00:46:35.580 Don't say my name

00:46:36.600 But I have already

00:46:37.640 Said your name

00:47:07.320 It's too late baby

00:47:09.000 It's too late

00:47:09.640 Where we at here

00:47:11.160 I got to find it

00:47:11.780 NDS Chronicles

00:47:12.580 Submissions

00:47:13.140 And what is it

00:47:14.180 Ben THC

00:47:14.900 Okay there he is

00:47:15.500 THC Demons

00:47:16.500 Four pages

00:47:17.200 THC Demon

00:47:17.740 This one is four pages

00:47:19.800 I'll start this off

00:47:20.580 And then you can pick up

00:47:21.500 At the halfway point

00:47:22.120 Yeah yeah

00:47:23.040 What does he say here

00:47:23.920 He says

00:47:24.920 Hello retards 1.00

00:47:26.000 Hello Ben

00:47:27.200 Hello

00:47:28.000 Soft Docs

00:47:28.760 Ben

00:47:29.060 Just a fellow

00:47:30.940 Dangerous retard here 1.00

00:47:32.100 Of who I was 0.98

00:47:33.500 Chief among them

00:47:34.500 And probably still am

00:47:35.480 I wanted to write you guys

00:47:37.200 About my personal testimony

00:47:38.340 As most of the accounts

00:47:40.340 Given here

00:47:40.760 Tend to be dark

00:47:41.520 In nature

00:47:42.000 Perhaps a little story

00:47:42.920 Of the light

00:47:43.800 Would change

00:47:44.520 Be a nice change of pace

00:47:45.560 I agree

00:47:45.960 That sounds good

00:47:46.580 Yeah

00:47:47.160 Though

00:47:48.180 What happened to me

00:47:49.240 Does include the dark

00:47:50.400 Much as you guys have said

00:47:51.740 Sometimes it takes the dark

00:47:53.760 To see the light exists

00:47:54.820 Correct

00:47:55.300 Correct

00:47:55.660 Have I said that

00:47:56.400 I don't know

00:47:57.220 But I'll take credit for it

00:47:58.220 Currently I find myself

00:48:00.520 A case manager

00:48:01.580 At Oregon's

00:48:02.480 Largest homeless shelter

00:48:04.100 A pastor of 10 years

00:48:05.360 Much like Ed Mabry

00:48:06.600 In the line of

00:48:07.780 Chuck Misler

00:48:08.460 Cavalry denomination

00:48:10.160 Which gave birth 0.87

00:48:11.320 To Chuck Misler

00:48:12.060 Okay

00:48:12.360 That's cool

00:48:13.300 So wait up

00:48:13.640 This guy is a

00:48:14.320 He's a pastor

00:48:15.460 And also

00:48:16.780 A case manager

00:48:18.060 At a large homeless shelter

00:48:19.400 Which is nice

00:48:19.880 I want to do

00:48:20.580 I know this is a little

00:48:21.960 Off topic

00:48:22.520 But I'm moving soon

00:48:23.860 Ben

00:48:24.540 Of THC Demon

00:48:25.680 You're a pastor

00:48:26.820 Of 10 years

00:48:28.060 How do you feel

00:48:29.540 About this show

00:48:30.460 What we do here

00:48:31.760 Especially this show

00:48:32.960 Honestly

00:48:33.700 I think

00:48:34.220 Email us

00:48:34.820 I'd like to address that

00:48:35.900 Because

00:48:36.640 Recently

00:48:38.060 I'm not gonna lie

00:48:39.080 And I've been struggling

00:48:40.100 With it

00:48:40.520 Should we interview

00:48:41.360 Pastors more

00:48:42.120 And just be like

00:48:42.800 What do you think

00:48:43.260 About this

00:48:43.780 Maybe

00:48:44.280 I'm not

00:48:45.220 Opposed to it

00:48:46.500 But I mean

00:48:47.120 After you hear

00:48:47.960 What I have to say

00:48:48.500 Maybe

00:48:48.760 We'll put some

00:48:50.160 Thought towards that

00:48:50.740 But

00:48:50.960 So what ended up

00:48:53.300 Happening was

00:48:54.180 After enough time

00:48:55.640 Of doing this show

00:48:56.480 It suddenly dawned on me

00:48:57.920 A realization

00:48:58.680 Dawned on me

00:48:59.360 I'm a bad person

00:49:00.260 And that realization

00:49:00.480 Was that

00:49:01.340 Not just that

00:49:02.120 That's something

00:49:02.600 That's a constant

00:49:03.620 State of gnosis

00:49:04.340 But

00:49:04.720 What I realized

00:49:07.160 Has been happening

00:49:07.880 Is the people

00:49:08.940 Who are the most

00:49:10.860 Insufferable

00:49:11.880 The people

00:49:13.120 Who are the most

00:49:14.420 Reactive

00:49:14.960 To what we do here

00:49:16.080 The ones who

00:49:17.240 Wildly speculate

00:49:18.920 About whether or not

00:49:20.120 We're shills

00:49:20.880 Or that

00:49:21.880 We're

00:49:22.120 And besides

00:49:22.880 Steve Wilkos

00:49:23.700 He obviously does that

00:49:24.540 But he's an exception

00:49:25.840 To the rule

00:49:26.360 The rule seems to be

00:49:28.000 That the most

00:49:29.240 Aggressive people

00:49:30.200 Who hate us

00:49:31.400 The most 0.99

00:49:32.140 Are Christians

00:49:33.440 And that has been something

00:49:35.680 Or at least

00:49:36.920 Self-proclaimed Christians

00:49:37.960 I mean it's

00:49:38.340 It's one thing to say

00:49:39.060 You're a Christian

00:49:39.480 It's another one

00:49:39.940 To be one

00:49:40.240 I don't know

00:49:40.640 You know

00:49:41.260 That's something that

00:49:41.880 I'm like

00:49:42.460 I don't know

00:49:42.740 Am I a Christian 0.99

00:49:43.320 I've fucking 0.99

00:49:43.800 Never been one 0.99

00:49:44.520 I believe in Jesus Christ

00:49:45.420 I believe he died

00:49:45.960 For our sins

00:49:46.420 I believe he resurrected

00:49:47.180 But you know

00:49:48.700 I look at the community

00:49:50.120 Of Christians 0.85

00:49:51.440 And I'm like

00:49:52.260 Why are the most

00:49:53.520 Tenaciously

00:49:56.260 Aggressive people

00:49:58.180 When it comes to

00:49:59.660 Making content

00:50:00.320 About us

00:50:01.160 You know

00:50:02.020 Spreading rumors

00:50:02.720 Speculating endlessly

00:50:04.320 Endlessly

00:50:04.920 Dedicating resources

00:50:07.060 And time

00:50:07.760 And energy

00:50:08.400 To finding out 0.52

00:50:09.440 What a couple of retards 1.00

00:50:10.240 On this show 0.82

00:50:10.700 Are doing

00:50:11.220 And they think

00:50:12.200 That we're

00:50:12.760 Sent here to 0.91

00:50:14.300 I don't know

00:50:14.740 Mislead

00:50:15.260 People

00:50:15.620 And do all 1.00

00:50:16.120 This shit 1.00

00:50:16.380 I was like 1.00

00:50:16.600 Literally started

00:50:17.320 This show

00:50:17.900 Because I was

00:50:18.780 Interested

00:50:19.400 In information

00:50:20.180 And I thought

00:50:21.280 That other people

00:50:22.340 Might be interested

00:50:23.160 In hearing it

00:50:23.800 And it's just

00:50:24.700 Very strange to me

00:50:25.560 That no matter

00:50:26.240 How aggressive

00:50:26.780 We are

00:50:27.260 You know

00:50:28.100 And however many

00:50:29.040 Feathers we ruffle

00:50:30.180 The people who

00:50:31.380 Seemingly hate us

00:50:32.920 The most 0.91

00:50:33.300 Are Christians

00:50:33.960 It's a wild thing

00:50:35.020 And I've been

00:50:36.860 Tangling with that

00:50:37.900 Lately

00:50:38.200 I don't want

00:50:39.500 To be like

00:50:40.080 There's

00:50:41.700 There's like

00:50:42.140 A very weird

00:50:42.880 Slippery slope

00:50:43.540 Comparison

00:50:44.060 That you can

00:50:44.380 Go down

00:50:44.840 With

00:50:45.280 How they

00:50:46.780 How they

00:50:47.660 Looked at

00:50:48.340 Like Jesus

00:50:48.900 We're not

00:50:49.380 Jesus

00:50:49.660 Not at all

00:50:50.300 But

00:50:50.940 We're doing

00:50:51.820 Something that is

00:50:52.660 And I get

00:50:53.840 Why they're

00:50:54.200 Doing it too

00:50:54.680 Because it

00:50:55.060 Does need to

00:50:55.480 Be gatekept

00:50:56.320 The movement

00:50:57.300 Or the idea

00:50:58.200 But then

00:50:58.860 The same people

00:51:00.160 Are like

00:51:00.560 Ben Shapiro

00:51:01.220 Like come on

00:51:02.460 In

00:51:02.720 You know

00:51:03.120 And they're like

00:51:03.560 But we gatekeep

00:51:04.300 These guys

00:51:04.740 That are saying

00:51:05.160 Bad words

00:51:05.660 They're threatening 0.90

00:51:06.100 To kill

00:51:06.480 Steve Wilkos 0.99

00:51:07.180 Oh my god

00:51:07.800 It's like

00:51:08.420 Yeah dude

00:51:10.280 And I meant

00:51:11.280 It

00:51:11.740 In his home

00:51:13.280 This is so bad

00:51:16.100 So yeah

00:51:17.880 So like

00:51:18.760 I don't know

00:51:19.340 I think it's

00:51:19.720 In the same spirit

00:51:20.580 And I understand

00:51:21.500 Like you should

00:51:22.640 Gatekeep it

00:51:23.340 You should

00:51:24.180 Push it away

00:51:25.900 But I just feel like

00:51:26.500 I don't know

00:51:26.760 Maybe you're missing

00:51:27.260 Something

00:51:27.580 Maybe I'm missing

00:51:28.760 Something

00:51:29.140 You know what

00:51:29.820 My thing is

00:51:30.360 Is it's like

00:51:30.960 I've never been

00:51:31.980 The recipient

00:51:32.920 Of like

00:51:33.860 Sort of

00:51:36.100 Targeted hate

00:51:37.020 By anybody

00:51:38.480 Before

00:51:39.300 And that just

00:51:39.880 Comes with the

00:51:40.320 Territory

00:51:40.720 Right

00:51:40.920 When you

00:51:41.220 Start to gain

00:51:42.020 Some level

00:51:43.060 Of notoriety

00:51:44.340 You know

00:51:45.060 People come for you

00:51:45.800 And that's to be

00:51:46.600 Expected

00:51:46.980 But the

00:51:48.000 Consolidation

00:51:49.280 Or rather

00:51:51.880 The

00:51:52.480 The majority 0.87

00:51:53.140 Of people

00:51:53.700 Who are

00:51:54.320 Dedicating these

00:51:55.120 Resources

00:51:55.580 To trying to

00:51:56.220 Come for me

00:51:56.760 Are Christians

00:51:58.080 And I'm like

00:51:59.180 So it's strange

00:52:01.160 From my point of view

00:52:02.300 Having never been

00:52:03.040 Christian growing up 0.70

00:52:04.000 Never experienced

00:52:05.040 A church community

00:52:05.840 Never experienced

00:52:06.980 A Christian community

00:52:08.140 Period

00:52:08.780 And now

00:52:10.020 For the first time

00:52:10.680 In my life

00:52:11.080 I have a dedicated

00:52:11.760 Group of people

00:52:12.520 Who are

00:52:12.880 You know

00:52:13.980 Focused on hating me 0.87

00:52:15.040 And they're Christian

00:52:15.960 It's very weird

00:52:16.800 It's very strange for me

00:52:17.860 So let's

00:52:18.720 Differentiate

00:52:19.400 So this

00:52:19.780 I'm a Christian

00:52:20.440 And I don't hate you

00:52:21.280 I think it's like

00:52:21.880 There are like

00:52:23.120 Church going Christians 0.95

00:52:24.400 It's not just like

00:52:26.300 Church going Christians 0.95

00:52:27.260 It's like

00:52:27.640 That's such a

00:52:28.280 Bad thing to say

00:52:29.500 I don't even think

00:52:30.580 It's that

00:52:30.960 It's a mixture

00:52:31.880 Of like

00:52:32.340 Christian conspiracy 0.97

00:52:33.280 Theorists

00:52:33.720 Really that are

00:52:34.260 Doing this

00:52:34.720 That are like

00:52:35.220 They don't trust

00:52:36.140 Anybody

00:52:36.620 Anybody of any

00:52:37.800 Notoriety

00:52:38.380 Must be co-opted

00:52:39.560 Must be

00:52:40.220 You know

00:52:40.860 On the side

00:52:41.400 Of the opposition

00:52:42.040 Must be trying

00:52:42.900 To mislead the flock 1.00

00:52:43.920 Like all this other shit 1.00

00:52:44.820 And then they look 0.99

00:52:45.440 For things that

00:52:46.200 Confirm it

00:52:46.900 One way or another

00:52:48.160 And then

00:52:49.180 They don't find anything

00:52:50.200 There's nothing

00:52:50.680 To confirm here

00:52:51.380 Because if you look

00:52:52.020 Into me

00:52:52.380 You will find

00:52:53.100 That I am exactly

00:52:54.420 Who I tell you I am

00:52:55.260 Which is 1.00

00:52:55.700 Kind of an idiot 1.00

00:52:56.720 But just really 1.00

00:52:57.580 Fascinated with this

00:52:58.340 Information

00:52:58.620 And I believe

00:52:59.420 That Jesus Christ

00:53:00.040 Is the way

00:53:00.360 The truth

00:53:00.640 And the life

00:53:01.000 But that's not

00:53:01.620 Enough for these

00:53:02.020 People

00:53:02.300 Because I

00:53:04.260 I don't know

00:53:04.640 Maybe like

00:53:05.060 Say a word

00:53:06.220 On Twitter

00:53:06.640 Well let's not

00:53:07.400 Minimize it

00:53:08.020 I say a lot of

00:53:08.460 Words on Twitter

00:53:08.980 But that means

00:53:10.520 That I've been

00:53:11.360 Sent here

00:53:12.180 As an agent

00:53:13.540 Of chaos

00:53:14.800 To muddy the waters

00:53:17.680 And lead people

00:53:18.540 Away from Christ

00:53:19.120 Fascinating

00:53:20.260 Fascinating

00:53:21.220 It really is

00:53:21.920 And so

00:53:22.800 It's just a weird

00:53:23.920 Dynamic

00:53:24.280 Because I know

00:53:25.480 You grew up

00:53:26.320 In the church

00:53:26.740 And you

00:53:27.080 Okay so what

00:53:27.820 So what

00:53:28.240 I turned the cat

00:53:28.860 Into a black cat

00:53:29.620 So what dude

00:53:30.260 So what I made 0.99

00:53:31.520 Fucking what 0.99

00:53:32.420 So what dude 1.00

00:53:33.700 You think that

00:53:34.840 They're mad at that

00:53:35.360 They're not mad at that

00:53:36.120 They're not mad

00:53:36.640 That I made a cat

00:53:37.260 Have an afro

00:53:37.980 They're mad

00:53:39.080 They're mad

00:53:40.520 That I'm not talking

00:53:41.040 About the little season 0.98

00:53:41.640 Or some shit like that 0.52

00:53:42.240 I don't know 1.00

00:53:42.460 What the fuck 0.99

00:53:42.780 They're mad about 0.99

00:53:43.320 I really don't know

00:53:44.060 What they're mad about

00:53:44.560 I just know

00:53:45.200 That they're dedicating

00:53:46.240 Time and resources

00:53:47.120 To trying to tear us down

00:53:48.880 This is a

00:53:49.640 Yes yes yes

00:53:50.340 A stop caring

00:53:51.100 You know what

00:53:52.280 It's funny man

00:53:53.060 It's really funny

00:53:54.140 Because I don't

00:53:54.920 I don't care about

00:53:56.080 Anything

00:53:56.660 Like most

00:53:58.340 People I mean

00:53:59.140 I've had almost

00:54:00.060 Every single community

00:54:01.020 Come after me

00:54:01.840 Yeah

00:54:02.560 Every single community

00:54:03.920 Of like

00:54:04.360 I would say that's probably

00:54:04.860 Accurate

00:54:05.260 Niche it down

00:54:06.400 To the craziest 1.00

00:54:07.260 Like gay 1.00

00:54:08.000 Libertarian 0.98

00:54:08.960 White

00:54:10.320 Anarchal capitalists

00:54:11.300 They have formed

00:54:12.020 Against me

00:54:12.660 And I was just like

00:54:13.720 Don't care

00:54:14.840 But when

00:54:15.980 When Christian church 0.73

00:54:16.920 Go is formed

00:54:17.460 Against me

00:54:17.820 It always bothers me

00:54:18.740 A little bit

00:54:19.100 Because I'm like

00:54:19.540 I'm like

00:54:19.980 We're supposed to be

00:54:20.600 Sort of on the same

00:54:21.180 That's the thing

00:54:21.880 That gets me a little bit

00:54:22.580 I'm like 0.98

00:54:22.780 Bitch 1.00

00:54:23.120 Yeah 1.00

00:54:24.340 You fucking bitch 1.00

00:54:25.040 We're supposed to be 1.00

00:54:26.580 On the same

00:54:27.020 And what's crazy too

00:54:28.260 Is like

00:54:28.580 The people that do this

00:54:29.940 They think they fancy

00:54:31.060 Themselves like 0.99

00:54:31.880 I think

00:54:32.280 Like maybe

00:54:32.720 Oh I see the truth

00:54:33.780 I see the truth

00:54:34.640 And the thing is

00:54:35.500 If you're calling me a fed

00:54:37.260 Knowing that I used to eat

00:54:38.920 Like stuff from the dumpster 0.93

00:54:40.160 And I just made the nigga verse 1.00

00:54:41.880 Like if you're calling me a fed 0.91

00:54:43.840 I know that your

00:54:45.360 Your filter

00:54:46.960 Is broken

00:54:48.240 Your interpretation of information

00:54:50.020 Is fundamentally broken

00:54:51.960 Well I will say this though David

00:54:53.500 If you see me as a big crazy threat

00:54:54.540 That's co-opted in the community

00:54:55.940 I can't

00:54:57.260 I can't seem to get

00:54:57.860 I can't seem to get

00:54:59.960 Grok to do what 0.56

00:55:00.960 You've been getting it to do

00:55:02.520 So it's like

00:55:03.340 I'll tell you my secret

00:55:03.940 You want to know my secret?

00:55:05.220 No don't tell them

00:55:06.020 They don't deserve it

00:55:06.800 Well because

00:55:07.460 Look I want to

00:55:08.180 I eventually want to hang up

00:55:09.520 The hat

00:55:11.400 I don't want to have to 0.96

00:55:12.300 Maintain the entire nigga verse 1.00

00:55:13.760 I could use some help 0.68

00:55:15.420 Yeah

00:55:16.380 Oh that's a good idea

00:55:17.940 That's a good idea

00:55:19.440 That's how I do it

00:55:19.780 So what you do is

00:55:20.640 You take your favorite person

00:55:21.820 Whoever your favorite person is

00:55:22.940 My favorite person is

00:55:23.760 Matt Walsh

00:55:24.360 Or my favorite person is

00:55:25.620 Is Milka Stogas

00:55:27.240 And what you do is

00:55:29.020 You put them into Grok

00:55:29.980 And you say

00:55:30.680 You can't just say 0.94

00:55:31.820 Make them black 1.00

00:55:32.540 Because what's happened is 0.92

00:55:33.540 Grok has figured it out

00:55:34.640 That you can't

00:55:35.720 Like okay

00:55:36.200 See Hulk Hogan

00:55:37.360 Great example

00:55:38.560 Hulk Hogan

00:55:39.840 Grok would not make him black

00:55:41.660 So

00:55:42.860 Really?

00:55:43.500 Oh you know why

00:55:44.100 He's got that controversy

00:55:45.160 What he said

00:55:45.940 Yeah so they're probably

00:55:46.760 Sensitive to that

00:55:47.560 Hulk Hogan is

00:55:49.140 Pretty much bald

00:55:50.100 So my workaround

00:55:51.940 Wouldn't work

00:55:52.400 My workaround

00:55:53.040 Originally is

00:55:53.880 Make them black 1.00

00:55:54.520 You got a bonnet on him somehow 1.00

00:55:56.280 I put a fucking silk bonnet on him 1.00

00:55:58.140 Wild 1.00

00:55:58.400 And then Grok recognized

00:55:59.820 That that is a black ethnic thing 0.99

00:56:01.760 Mr. Kennedy is great

00:56:03.320 Mr. Kennedy is great

00:56:04.860 I told him

00:56:05.360 I said we're taking the red 40

00:56:06.420 Out of Kool-Aid

00:56:07.540 I really like the Crocodile Hunter one

00:56:09.380 That's great

00:56:09.820 There's my naked body

00:56:11.020 That I keep putting on the air 0.51

00:56:11.980 Let's not talk about that

00:56:12.900 Yeah don't talk about

00:56:13.700 How'd you make him black 0.99

00:56:16.980 I didn't do that

00:56:18.300 That wasn't me

00:56:18.820 Yeah so guys

00:56:20.900 If you want to help me

00:56:21.720 Flesh out the nigga verse 1.00

00:56:23.000 There you go 0.99

00:56:23.360 There's Black Dave Smith 0.56

00:56:24.340 I like the caption

00:56:25.400 This was a sneaky one

00:56:26.860 Because all it says is 1.00

00:56:28.200 The fuck you say to me nigga 1.00

00:56:29.860 And that's what I wanted him to say 1.00

00:56:31.720 During the Douglas Murray debate

00:56:33.080 There you go

00:56:34.080 There's Black Tim Pool

00:56:34.840 Probably my greatest work ever

00:56:36.780 Yeah

00:56:37.120 Some of these are great

00:56:38.420 It's weird how it

00:56:39.060 It really just turned

00:56:40.020 Owen looks Indian 1.00

00:56:40.840 Oh Cashman is great

00:56:42.220 Kevin Hart

00:56:42.980 Yeah

00:56:43.760 Man

00:56:44.460 Alright alright

00:56:45.220 We're getting off track

00:56:46.520 Okay yeah that's right

00:56:47.260 Let's go back to

00:56:47.780 Guys if you want to help me 0.86

00:56:48.800 With the nigga verse 1.00

00:56:49.320 Just go to Grok 0.99

00:56:49.960 Take your favorite creator 0.98

00:56:50.700 And say make him black period 0.73

00:56:52.480 And then say give him an afro period 0.99

00:56:54.840 I guess what we're saying here Ben

00:56:56.360 Is like are you okay with this

00:56:57.800 As a pastor

00:56:59.240 Oh yeah yeah

00:56:59.720 That was the question

00:57:00.420 Yeah

00:57:00.700 Jesus Christ

00:57:02.840 Okay alright

00:57:03.800 Let's get back into it

00:57:04.920 So currently I find myself

00:57:06.260 As a case manager

00:57:07.080 Of Oregon's largest homeless shelter

00:57:09.160 And a pastor of 10 years

00:57:10.320 Much like Ed Mabry

00:57:11.260 In the line of Chuck Misler

00:57:12.260 Cavalry denomination

00:57:13.820 Which gave birth to Chuck Misler

00:57:15.300 And was a chaplain

00:57:17.060 Is that a correct word

00:57:18.720 In jail

00:57:19.440 In jail for three years

00:57:21.240 Chaplain

00:57:21.860 Okay

00:57:22.200 Those are people that go preach

00:57:23.280 They'll preach to the inmates

00:57:25.140 Oh preach

00:57:25.720 Pretty cool

00:57:26.180 Okay

00:57:26.440 That's a dope job 1.00

00:57:27.900 I really respect people that do that

00:57:29.300 Yeah dude

00:57:30.120 When I was in jail

00:57:30.940 There's a

00:57:32.340 It's a very spiritual place

00:57:33.820 Because you don't have

00:57:34.560 Anything else

00:57:35.700 My current life

00:57:37.220 Has been filled with

00:57:38.040 The supernatural as well

00:57:39.360 From encounters in jails

00:57:40.480 The streets with the homeless

00:57:41.900 And at the place I work

00:57:43.460 I've seen some stuff

00:57:44.760 Since this time

00:57:45.620 I'm writing about

00:57:46.280 Oh wow

00:57:46.660 Okay

00:57:47.300 I wasn't always above

00:57:49.800 Oh I wasn't always the above

00:57:52.040 Twelve years ago

00:57:53.640 I was simply a drug dealing stoner

00:57:56.020 Heavily involved in the medical marijuana industry

00:57:57.980 Oh

00:57:58.620 Alright

00:57:59.180 Here we go

00:57:59.820 Interesting

00:58:00.160 You see I was raised

00:58:02.240 Hyper Pentecostal

00:58:03.580 Which only served to send me

00:58:04.960 Running from Christianity 0.97

00:58:06.100 Leaving the church at 16

00:58:07.720 And deciding the falsehoods

00:58:09.360 I saw there

00:58:10.260 Meant all of it was bunk

00:58:11.840 Many such cases

00:58:12.620 Right

00:58:12.860 What about

00:58:14.580 I wonder

00:58:15.080 What about the Pentecostal church

00:58:18.100 Because there are levels

00:58:19.460 There's levels of Pentecostal church

00:58:21.300 Like my aunt

00:58:22.280 And my uncle

00:58:23.460 Used to own a Pentecostal church

00:58:25.440 Or she still does

00:58:26.220 But he passed

00:58:26.760 And they were like

00:58:28.140 Legalistic

00:58:29.080 The women have to wear 1.00

00:58:30.340 Like long dresses

00:58:31.140 And things like that

00:58:32.060 And then the one

00:58:33.200 That I went to

00:58:34.060 It was called

00:58:34.920 Trinity Tabernacle

00:58:35.840 In Brooklyn

00:58:36.220 And it was

00:58:36.900 Not as legalistic

00:58:38.720 But

00:58:38.980 And also not as

00:58:40.500 What do they call that

00:58:42.540 Exuberant

00:58:44.140 Or like

00:58:44.500 Oh exuberance

00:58:45.200 Yeah

00:58:45.460 I'm not really sure

00:58:46.720 What that means

00:58:47.180 In the context

00:58:47.820 Is it just like

00:58:48.540 Really crazy

00:58:49.180 Talking in tongues

00:58:49.980 Yeah yeah

00:58:50.860 I mean there is

00:58:51.700 Some of that

00:58:52.300 I've seen that there

00:58:53.240 But it's not common

00:58:54.500 It's more like

00:58:55.680 It is more like

00:58:56.920 A laid back chill

00:58:57.860 But it still is

00:58:58.680 Pentecostal

00:58:59.540 So they believe

00:59:00.180 In the Pentecostal

00:59:01.360 And it's like

00:59:01.800 A newer form

00:59:02.740 Of the church 0.92

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00:59:29.740 I wonder what his

00:59:33.000 Issues were there

00:59:33.780 But go ahead and continue

00:59:34.880 Speaking in tongues

00:59:35.640 All right

00:59:37.100 So I spent all my years

00:59:38.560 Growing weed

00:59:39.120 And selling it

00:59:39.760 Occasionally venturing

00:59:40.640 Into DMT

00:59:42.660 And shrooms as well

00:59:43.480 All right

00:59:43.860 Well

00:59:44.760 This all happened to me

00:59:46.200 At 33

00:59:47.160 Illuminati confirmed

00:59:48.620 Yeah

00:59:49.320 I feel like a lot of stuff

00:59:50.100 Happened to me at 33 too

00:59:51.140 Like my life really pivoted

00:59:52.300 And changed in a huge way

00:59:53.440 My wife and I

00:59:54.840 Moved 1200 miles

00:59:56.380 To a new place

00:59:57.060 To find a cheap home

00:59:58.140 During the height

00:59:58.660 Of the housing market crash

00:59:59.960 Newly moved

01:00:01.800 And new homeowners

01:00:03.020 In an unfamiliar place

01:00:05.320 I was still involved

01:00:06.680 In the weed industry

01:00:07.440 As Oregon was about

01:00:08.360 To legalize recreationally

01:00:09.920 When I had

01:00:11.180 An invention

01:00:12.420 Come to me

01:00:13.120 An invention

01:00:13.580 Like many inventors

01:00:15.240 Have claimed

01:00:15.880 And other artists

01:00:16.740 This idea came to me

01:00:17.920 In a night

01:00:18.460 I developed and built

01:00:19.980 A device for marijuana

01:00:21.700 All in a week's time

01:00:23.400 I just want to pause it there

01:00:24.320 And say 0.84

01:00:24.780 All the niggaverse 1.00

01:00:27.320 Just came to me 0.97

01:00:28.140 I don't know what spirit

01:00:30.360 Was moving me

01:00:31.280 To create that

01:00:32.300 Came to me in a dream

01:00:33.260 Dude

01:00:33.720 I was just sitting there

01:00:34.940 And then all of a sudden

01:00:36.160 Incredible ideas

01:00:37.440 Would pop into my head

01:00:38.400 And I would laugh

01:00:39.380 My wife is like 1.00

01:00:40.020 What are you laughing at

01:00:41.200 And I'm just laughing

01:00:42.120 As I'm making

01:00:42.720 Grok turn these people 1.00

01:00:43.560 Black 0.64

01:00:43.840 It's very funny

01:00:44.500 So very inspired

01:00:46.600 It was a way

01:00:47.800 To smoke tincture

01:00:49.140 Using sound 1.00

01:00:50.220 What the fuck 0.99

01:00:51.400 That's crazy 1.00

01:00:53.980 He's gonna smoke

01:00:55.080 Tincture

01:00:55.820 I'm not really sure

01:00:56.360 What tincture is

01:00:57.200 I know the weed industry

01:00:58.600 Got really crazy

01:00:59.080 Is that like oil

01:01:00.000 The wax

01:01:00.620 Yeah

01:01:01.600 Tincture might be an oil

01:01:02.800 I'm not

01:01:03.080 I don't know

01:01:03.520 I think you're right

01:01:04.520 It could be an oil

01:01:05.320 I had gotten the idea

01:01:06.940 From asthma medication

01:01:08.000 Delivery systems

01:01:08.840 That use a force air diaphragm

01:01:11.100 To atomize medication

01:01:12.860 It's a highly effective

01:01:14.800 Delivery method

01:01:15.540 For medicine

01:01:16.080 Okay

01:01:16.340 So they did this

01:01:17.140 With ketamine

01:01:18.060 This was what

01:01:18.940 They

01:01:19.360 This actually

01:01:20.720 Was the

01:01:21.200 Demise of my wife's 0.90

01:01:22.660 Old job

01:01:23.240 Where she was like

01:01:23.900 A shaman

01:01:24.540 Sort of

01:01:25.020 She would

01:01:25.380 Help people

01:01:26.220 Microdose

01:01:27.620 It was mainly

01:01:28.260 For people

01:01:28.640 With issues

01:01:29.060 I think I told

01:01:29.560 The story before

01:01:30.100 Yeah

01:01:30.520 But they moved

01:01:31.700 From

01:01:32.180 They were doing

01:01:33.200 Like an IV injection drip

01:01:34.440 Which they would

01:01:34.860 Use an RN for

01:01:35.760 To like

01:01:36.140 The calculations

01:01:36.920 Have to be correct

01:01:37.600 According to your weight

01:01:38.320 And still people

01:01:39.020 Would have bad trips

01:01:40.040 Depending on like

01:01:40.840 How they would react

01:01:41.840 To it

01:01:42.020 But they started

01:01:42.800 Doing a nasal spray

01:01:43.800 And it's the same

01:01:44.440 Sort of delivery

01:01:45.180 Technology

01:01:45.800 Was not good

01:01:47.280 I think it was

01:01:47.680 Made by Pfizer

01:01:48.360 But and this

01:01:49.160 Is right before

01:01:49.880 It's actually

01:01:51.460 Interesting man

01:01:52.160 That job went under

01:01:53.560 In like 2020

01:01:55.720 And she was pregnant 0.98

01:01:56.900 Due with my son

01:01:57.840 In March of 2020

01:01:59.080 And that job

01:02:00.440 Like they laid her off

01:02:01.680 And gave her severance

01:02:02.920 For

01:02:03.380 I think it was like

01:02:04.760 The end of January

01:02:06.060 And then

01:02:06.980 So

01:02:07.220 She was like

01:02:08.060 Yeah she's sad

01:02:08.700 And she's home

01:02:09.360 But we have some money 0.99

01:02:10.400 And then the fucking 0.99

01:02:10.980 World ends 0.99

01:02:11.640 And I was like

01:02:11.960 This was perfect

01:02:12.660 Because imagine her

01:02:13.920 Pregnant on the train 0.97

01:02:15.040 During COVID

01:02:15.640 Yeah that's what I was gonna say

01:02:16.280 It's almost better

01:02:17.140 I mean it is better

01:02:18.140 Worked out nice

01:02:19.300 Okay so

01:02:20.740 Highly effective

01:02:21.520 Delivery method

01:02:22.140 For medicine

01:02:22.780 Anyway the device

01:02:23.740 Worked but the problem

01:02:24.760 Was I needed a certain

01:02:25.980 Viscosity of liquid

01:02:27.200 To use it

01:02:27.840 Which sent me down

01:02:28.480 The path of making

01:02:29.140 My own liquid extract

01:02:30.520 To use in the device

01:02:31.780 I feel to this day

01:02:34.300 My mistake was using

01:02:35.780 The high THC weed

01:02:37.520 To do so

01:02:38.120 That's what I'm 0.99

01:02:38.540 Fucking talking about 0.99

01:02:39.300 I created a concentrate 0.99

01:02:41.020 That was in a liquid state

01:02:43.740 That the medicine

01:02:44.640 I made could work

01:02:46.040 Or that the machine

01:02:47.240 I made could work

01:02:48.140 That's fascinating

01:02:49.080 So we're dealing 1.00

01:02:50.160 With a fucking genius 1.00

01:02:51.300 By the way 1.00

01:02:51.860 Why are you watching this

01:02:54.080 This is so crazy

01:02:55.200 Why are you watching this

01:02:56.140 But to

01:02:57.520 I mean

01:02:58.140 That sounds huge

01:02:59.360 I know there was a time

01:03:00.680 Where my old weed guy

01:03:02.520 Was like

01:03:02.800 You want inhalers

01:03:03.580 I can get weed inhalers

01:03:04.660 And I was like

01:03:05.000 I just want to smoke weed dude 0.99

01:03:06.420 Damn this guy made that 1.00

01:03:07.780 Wow 1.00

01:03:08.300 Right right right

01:03:09.420 This is like a classic

01:03:10.900 But it worked far better

01:03:12.680 Than I expected

01:03:13.580 The result

01:03:14.260 Exactly

01:03:14.640 This is like the Powerpuff Girls 0.85

01:03:15.800 But I had no idea

01:03:16.660 How powerful it actually was

01:03:18.360 I'm looking at like

01:03:19.600 The black and white pictures

01:03:20.840 Of him

01:03:21.280 Like sugar

01:03:22.000 Spice

01:03:22.500 Everything nice

01:03:23.120 And it blows up

01:03:23.840 Everything nice

01:03:24.280 Chemical X

01:03:25.160 Whoops

01:03:25.920 Too much chemical X

01:03:27.100 Oh no

01:03:28.120 Spice Girls 1.00

01:03:29.080 Is pretty esoteric

01:03:30.080 Spice Girls 1.00

01:03:30.660 Powerpuff Girls 0.69

01:03:31.240 Pretty esoteric as well

01:03:32.480 Yeah

01:03:33.080 And it actually

01:03:33.900 Wasn't a bad show

01:03:34.960 It was kind of

01:03:35.300 They had the literal 0.99

01:03:35.960 Gay devil 1.00

01:03:36.580 Yeah he was a tranny 1.00

01:03:37.980 His name was him 0.76

01:03:39.140 His name was him

01:03:40.200 Yeah yeah yeah

01:03:40.960 I liked Mojo Jojo

01:03:43.080 Because that was fun to say

01:03:44.080 Yeah

01:03:44.800 Mojo Jojo

01:03:45.900 I don't want to get back

01:03:48.020 Into my shoe phase

01:03:48.740 But check this out

01:03:49.480 Okay fine

01:03:50.220 Show me your shoes

01:03:50.740 I bought these for

01:03:51.740 Six dollars

01:03:52.860 On what not

01:03:53.580 Six dollars 1.00

01:03:54.500 No they're beat to shit 0.99

01:03:55.820 Though look at this 1.00

01:03:56.560 Beat to fuck 1.00

01:03:57.360 Oh that's cool 1.00

01:03:57.720 Look at that

01:03:58.600 But they're cool

01:03:59.080 Six dollars

01:03:59.600 I wear them to

01:04:00.100 Clean the chicken coop

01:04:01.460 But six dollars

01:04:02.020 And the fours are super comfortable

01:04:03.820 Six dollars

01:04:04.900 No shipping

01:04:05.360 Yeah

01:04:05.560 It's like

01:04:06.140 Yeah dude

01:04:07.560 It's fun

01:04:08.240 I gotta get off the website

01:04:09.520 I hate buying shoes

01:04:10.480 Because like

01:04:10.960 I'll be like

01:04:11.560 I need shoes for work

01:04:13.060 Or I'll need shoes

01:04:13.900 To go out and like

01:04:14.940 Play with my kid at the park

01:04:15.800 And then I buy the shoes

01:04:17.160 And I'm like

01:04:17.420 But they look good

01:04:18.300 Yeah yeah

01:04:19.440 They're fried

01:04:21.280 Now they fly

01:04:21.920 It worked far better

01:04:23.760 Than expected

01:04:24.400 What I equate it to

01:04:25.860 Is crack cocaine

01:04:27.020 To normal cocaine

01:04:28.280 Okay

01:04:28.860 Being absorbed

01:04:30.500 Into the soft tissue

01:04:31.440 Of the lungs

01:04:32.080 Throat and mouth

01:04:33.060 Created an instant

01:04:34.320 Edible high

01:04:35.120 That's fascinating

01:04:36.100 An instant edible high

01:04:37.740 Because edibles are

01:04:38.940 A lot more psychoactive

01:04:40.540 Than

01:04:40.820 And they take a while

01:04:41.820 Yeah they take a while

01:04:43.080 So it's instant

01:04:43.800 And it's more psychoactive

01:04:44.880 Than regular marijuana

01:04:46.000 I was extremely optimistic

01:04:47.380 On the potential

01:04:48.000 For this device

01:04:48.660 In the industry

01:04:49.320 I reached out

01:04:50.940 To a friend

01:04:51.580 Who had been

01:04:52.060 A key

01:04:52.620 In the Pax

01:04:53.320 Vaporizer

01:04:54.080 Joel

01:04:54.820 Oh jewel company

01:04:55.980 Okay the jewels

01:04:56.780 Yeah yeah

01:04:57.140 That was like

01:04:57.580 Are they still

01:04:58.760 They might still be big

01:04:59.580 His response was

01:05:02.120 It was light years ahead

01:05:03.320 Of anything

01:05:03.860 They were working on

01:05:04.860 But I needed

01:05:06.540 More development

01:05:07.280 And testing

01:05:07.840 Seems dangerous

01:05:09.200 It seems like

01:05:10.860 Like the thing

01:05:11.660 Like you're in a shootout

01:05:12.680 With the cops

01:05:13.180 And you just reach

01:05:13.840 For your THC vape

01:05:14.820 And you're like

01:05:15.140 And then

01:05:16.060 Just eat more bullets

01:05:17.840 It's not good

01:05:20.860 Like a berserker ceremony

01:05:22.280 He says

01:05:22.820 Yeah yeah

01:05:23.420 So being a stoner

01:05:24.800 I did just that

01:05:26.160 I set about

01:05:27.180 Improving the device

01:05:28.180 And liquid extract

01:05:29.540 This to me

01:05:30.780 Is what started

01:05:31.600 The event

01:05:32.020 I begun to make it

01:05:33.740 And test it

01:05:34.540 Over the

01:05:35.000 Over a few weeks period

01:05:36.600 Excuse me

01:05:37.840 Constantly adjusting

01:05:39.520 And using myself

01:05:40.440 As a guinea pig

01:05:41.080 What proceeded

01:05:42.620 Let me just say

01:05:43.880 Something David

01:05:44.400 I need to interject

01:05:45.160 We're at the hour

01:05:45.900 And one minute point

01:05:46.940 But this episode

01:05:48.220 Has been a banger 0.55

01:05:49.720 Two back

01:05:50.640 Two back bangers

01:05:51.800 We killed Steve Wilkos

01:05:53.300 Multiple times

01:05:54.620 Got rid of the pores

01:05:56.020 Second story banger

01:05:57.480 Hopefully we could end on

01:05:58.980 But let's end on this story

01:06:00.240 Isn't it nice

01:06:01.040 What we do here

01:06:01.620 We just

01:06:02.040 We just

01:06:02.520 We show up

01:06:03.460 We drop dong 0.90

01:06:05.040 Everybody claps

01:06:06.320 We go back

01:06:07.520 Please clap

01:06:08.540 Please clap

01:06:09.640 Guys please clap

01:06:10.340 What proceeded

01:06:12.680 Is I believe

01:06:14.600 I opened a doorway

01:06:16.080 To something

01:06:17.060 I got to the point

01:06:18.780 That I hadn't slept

01:06:19.920 In days

01:06:20.520 While working on it

01:06:21.400 Using the device myself

01:06:22.900 With high THC

01:06:24.200 And that's what

01:06:25.100 I've been saying

01:06:25.560 About the industry

01:06:26.300 Is that they've been

01:06:27.300 Like spiking 1.00

01:06:28.620 The THC levels

01:06:30.480 And they've been

01:06:31.560 Cutting in half 1.00

01:06:32.780 The fucking 1.00

01:06:33.200 This is what 1.00

01:06:33.640 You've been doing

01:06:34.480 It's what you've been doing

01:06:36.080 You haven't slept in days

01:06:37.200 Just working

01:06:37.940 Just cooking crack

01:06:39.120 Just making 0.99

01:06:40.000 White people black 1.00

01:06:41.400 It's your fault 1.00

01:06:41.640 It's fucking 1.00

01:06:42.200 Literally Ben's fault 0.99

01:06:43.400 That I had

01:06:43.980 Like a full blown

01:06:45.020 Panic attack

01:06:45.560 When I lived in Vegas

01:06:46.300 Because I smoked

01:06:47.040 An ungodly amount

01:06:48.300 No I'm talking about

01:06:49.000 The niggaverse dude 1.00

01:06:49.840 This is like

01:06:50.300 This is you

01:06:50.840 You got obsessed with it

01:06:51.960 Same energy yeah

01:06:52.920 But I would say

01:06:53.920 The fruits of my labor

01:06:54.900 Are much more

01:06:55.980 They're much better

01:06:57.180 Than Ben's

01:06:57.840 Ben has changed

01:06:59.360 The industry forever

01:07:00.240 I have changed

01:07:01.360 The fabric of reality

01:07:02.360 Forever

01:07:02.740 Dude can I just say

01:07:04.480 That when I said

01:07:05.700 I have changed

01:07:06.740 The fabric of reality

01:07:08.100 And then I said

01:07:09.300 I call it

01:07:10.180 The Mandingo effect

01:07:11.480 That is maybe

01:07:13.540 The best line

01:07:14.540 Anybody's ever said

01:07:15.420 Okay

01:07:15.960 And I just want to

01:07:16.780 Put that out there

01:07:17.480 Because I laughed

01:07:18.900 So hard

01:07:19.640 When I said that

01:07:20.940 It's sad

01:07:21.580 It's sad that like

01:07:21.900 Not

01:07:22.260 It's not that

01:07:23.100 Nobody sees it

01:07:23.880 But it's sad

01:07:24.380 That only the amount

01:07:25.200 Of people that saw it

01:07:26.220 Saw it

01:07:26.720 Yeah it deserved to be

01:07:28.240 Probably

01:07:29.400 It's my opus magnum

01:07:30.760 My greatest works

01:07:32.260 Really

01:07:32.520 I've done

01:07:32.940 I've done things like that

01:07:34.040 Where I'm like

01:07:34.560 I wish I had like

01:07:35.500 A million followers

01:07:36.580 Because this could get

01:07:37.560 So out of control

01:07:38.560 Yeah

01:07:39.100 And no one's doing that

01:07:40.640 With a huge

01:07:41.020 Everyone with a huge

01:07:41.940 Following is like

01:07:42.560 We have to be safe

01:07:43.280 We have to be careful

01:07:43.920 What we do

01:07:44.440 Move culture

01:07:45.780 Be weird

01:07:47.160 Make the niggaverse 1.00

01:07:47.820 What the fuck 1.00

01:07:48.780 Okay 1.00

01:07:49.600 So let's see

01:07:51.820 I'm wondering

01:07:52.360 How I'm gonna

01:07:53.080 Censor that word 0.97

01:07:54.340 Because it's gonna

01:07:54.880 Come together

01:07:55.480 In the transcript

01:07:57.020 Niggaverse 1.00

01:07:57.620 Oh you're gonna have

01:07:58.380 To just censor

01:07:59.020 The word niggaverse 0.99

01:07:59.860 And that's

01:08:00.420 That's a bummer

01:08:01.220 Alright let's say it

01:08:01.760 A couple more times

01:08:02.320 Niggaverse 1.00

01:08:03.400 Niggaverse 1.00

01:08:03.820 Niggaverse 1.00

01:08:04.200 Niggaverse 1.00

01:08:04.560 Okay so

01:08:06.160 Strange things

01:08:07.740 Started happening

01:08:08.260 To me

01:08:08.580 Around me

01:08:09.820 Things in my house

01:08:10.700 Started moving

01:08:11.140 On their own

01:08:11.680 Worse yet

01:08:12.760 Something started

01:08:13.580 Whispering to me

01:08:14.420 It was telling me

01:08:15.880 The sins

01:08:16.740 Of the people

01:08:17.920 Around me

01:08:18.720 Including my wife

01:08:19.980 Whoa 0.99

01:08:20.860 That's fucking crazy 1.00

01:08:22.620 She thinks about 1.00

01:08:23.660 Someone else

01:08:24.280 When you sleep

01:08:24.780 100%

01:08:25.620 100%

01:08:26.340 That's what's going on

01:08:27.260 It's whispering too

01:08:28.180 Oh my god

01:08:29.020 I was startled

01:08:31.000 They're calling you

01:08:31.820 They're asking if you're

01:08:33.040 The creator of the

01:08:33.820 Niggaverse 1.00

01:08:34.240 Does that make you

01:08:34.820 Nigga god 1.00

01:08:35.340 And somebody said

01:08:36.000 Nigrod 1.00

01:08:36.640 Gang

01:08:37.360 Oh my god

01:08:37.840 I gotta stop

01:08:38.540 This is too much

01:08:39.320 Tower gang is tonight

01:08:40.880 Not today

01:08:41.620 This is a

01:08:42.200 I am Yacoub now

01:08:44.380 I have failed

01:08:45.420 I am

01:08:46.660 Look at me

01:08:47.580 I am Yacoub now

01:08:49.560 Okay so I was startled

01:08:54.240 To say the least

01:08:54.880 At one point

01:08:55.700 In desperation

01:08:56.580 I went into my closet

01:08:58.100 And called up

01:08:58.620 My old faith

01:08:59.520 And asked god

01:09:01.300 If he was real

01:09:03.160 And said

01:09:04.180 And I said

01:09:04.920 He needed to prove it to me

01:09:05.940 He showed up

01:09:06.800 In a big way 1.00

01:09:07.380 Oh shit man 0.99

01:09:08.780 Nice 0.99

01:09:09.180 I'll read this last one

01:09:10.900 And then you can take over

01:09:11.440 Why'd you go in your closet

01:09:12.520 Well because

01:09:13.800 Maybe he's like me

01:09:14.760 I pray in the shower

01:09:15.620 Like the

01:09:17.860 Remember

01:09:18.200 So yesterday

01:09:18.960 I was gonna remember

01:09:19.640 Yesterday he's like

01:09:20.200 No I wasn't paying attention

01:09:21.220 I was not

01:09:21.720 I was lost in a different

01:09:22.900 Alternate reality yesterday

01:09:24.160 Nate mentioned

01:09:25.540 Nathan Nathaniel

01:09:26.700 Nathaniel

01:09:27.800 Nate dog

01:09:28.660 He mentioned that

01:09:30.140 These alien 0.54

01:09:31.300 The ufologists 0.98

01:09:32.620 That they have a meeting

01:09:33.820 And he actually stumbled

01:09:34.740 Into one of their

01:09:35.480 In the closet

01:09:36.820 Of one of them

01:09:37.400 Or they opened up

01:09:38.400 A closet

01:09:38.780 And he saw

01:09:39.300 In the closet

01:09:40.020 Was an altar

01:09:40.720 To something

01:09:42.540 And it was closed

01:09:43.740 Really quickly

01:09:44.240 Yeah I think I remember that

01:09:44.660 So they were like

01:09:45.720 Using this to

01:09:46.840 Pay homage

01:09:48.180 Pay homage

01:09:49.060 To these entities

01:09:50.060 And it's just

01:09:50.840 It's interesting to like

01:09:51.980 Go into your closet

01:09:52.880 To either

01:09:54.200 You have this worship altar

01:09:55.640 Or like a Helga 0.96

01:09:56.600 From Hey Arnold

01:09:57.680 Yeah she had it

01:09:58.220 In her closet

01:09:58.840 Yeah

01:09:59.080 Yeah the gum

01:10:00.080 The gum statue 0.51

01:10:01.100 Of Hey Arnold

01:10:01.500 That was weird right

01:10:02.440 Altar

01:10:03.100 Yeah yeah yeah yeah 1.00

01:10:04.000 Helga was a bitch 1.00

01:10:04.760 Yeah 1.00

01:10:05.620 I mean it's

01:10:06.680 I guess

01:10:07.180 If you were gonna

01:10:08.840 Hide a thing

01:10:10.380 And you didn't want

01:10:11.500 Anybody to see it

01:10:12.220 It's like

01:10:12.620 Where are you gonna

01:10:13.180 Hide that

01:10:13.540 Attic basement closet

01:10:14.560 You know

01:10:15.120 It's funny

01:10:15.600 To also put God

01:10:16.740 In the closet

01:10:17.320 Like this is like

01:10:18.080 My old faith

01:10:18.860 I've put him

01:10:19.400 I put him

01:10:19.940 I haven't abandoned him

01:10:21.240 But I'm

01:10:21.940 He's doing this thing

01:10:22.960 That he understands

01:10:23.760 That it's like

01:10:24.260 I should not be

01:10:25.100 Doing this thing

01:10:25.680 And then he puts

01:10:26.160 God in the closet

01:10:27.020 Yeah

01:10:27.580 And then he's like

01:10:28.160 It's God

01:10:28.500 Like I treat

01:10:29.200 My shirts

01:10:30.220 Where like

01:10:31.020 I go through phases

01:10:31.940 I go

01:10:32.260 No it's too colorful

01:10:33.080 It's too loud

01:10:33.720 Let's just let him

01:10:34.260 I'm not gonna get rid of him

01:10:35.080 I'll let him stay there

01:10:35.700 David goes through the phase

01:10:36.840 Of this shirt's too colorful

01:10:37.940 This shirt's too loud

01:10:38.820 This shirt's too loud

01:10:39.420 And then I come back to it

01:10:40.260 And I'm like

01:10:40.560 Why shouldn't I wear a loud shirt

01:10:42.440 Why shouldn't I

01:10:45.480 Steve Wilkos

01:10:46.220 Give me a reason

01:10:47.880 Steve Wilkos

01:10:49.400 Alright so he says

01:10:50.720 He says

01:10:54.280 Things got worse

01:10:55.260 And finding out things

01:10:57.780 Through that voice

01:10:58.700 That turned out to be true 0.67

01:11:00.160 Led to a huge fight

01:11:01.580 In the middle of December

01:11:02.340 With my wife

01:11:02.940 I fled my home

01:11:04.160 In my PJs

01:11:05.160 During winter

01:11:05.960 Conceived

01:11:07.160 Or convinced

01:11:07.840 I had opened myself

01:11:08.800 To a demon

01:11:09.400 And that I was damned

01:11:10.780 As the voice

01:11:11.600 Had told me 0.99

01:11:12.300 Damn dude 0.99

01:11:12.980 That's like 1.00

01:11:13.440 Fucking 101 0.98

01:11:14.200 By the way 0.99

01:11:14.840 I was dating a girl 0.61

01:11:16.000 Once upon a time

01:11:16.820 And I was cued in somehow

01:11:20.460 I think I've told this story before

01:11:21.960 Where like

01:11:22.660 I

01:11:23.020 I suddenly became aware

01:11:24.860 That she cheated 0.89

01:11:25.540 And I suddenly became aware

01:11:27.240 Of how the entire scenario

01:11:29.560 Went down

01:11:30.160 Whoa

01:11:31.140 And I don't know

01:11:32.000 How I did it

01:11:32.660 And when I threw it

01:11:33.660 In her face 1.00

01:11:34.240 She almost fucking died 1.00

01:11:35.700 Wow 1.00

01:11:37.100 Like instead of saying no

01:11:38.620 She said

01:11:39.240 How did you know that

01:11:40.380 And I didn't even 0.99

01:11:42.760 Fucking have a rebuttal 0.98

01:11:43.680 For her 1.00

01:11:43.980 Because when she said

01:11:44.700 How do you know that

01:11:45.600 My entire brain

01:11:46.760 Just went 1.00

01:11:47.160 You fucking bitch 1.00

01:11:47.940 You did 1.00

01:11:48.340 And then we just

01:11:48.960 Went full blown

01:11:49.480 Into argument mode

01:11:50.140 There was never

01:11:50.580 An addressing

01:11:51.080 Of how I knew that

01:11:51.980 I just

01:11:52.480 Knew it

01:11:53.400 It's so

01:11:54.480 It was

01:11:54.880 It gives me chills

01:11:55.720 Just thinking about it

01:11:56.380 Probably a demon

01:11:57.000 Man

01:11:58.740 Yeah

01:11:59.080 But I mean

01:11:59.620 Yeah I guess

01:12:01.360 I guess it depends

01:12:02.680 On the circumstance

01:12:03.240 But it also could be a lie

01:12:04.380 Oh you want to know

01:12:04.620 The circumstance

01:12:05.200 Insane

01:12:06.700 I

01:12:08.800 I became aware of it

01:12:10.340 Because I found

01:12:11.700 Chocolate wrappers

01:12:13.840 Hershey's Kisses

01:12:14.900 Little foil

01:12:15.420 Chocolate wrappers

01:12:16.460 And

01:12:17.460 And

01:12:18.040 That was it

01:12:18.820 I touched the chocolate wrapper

01:12:20.180 And I'm like

01:12:21.140 Looking at it in the car

01:12:22.140 And I just knew everything

01:12:23.120 And what I knew

01:12:24.960 Was that she went to school

01:12:26.800 With a backpack

01:12:27.300 Full of Hershey's Kisses

01:12:28.320 Because we were teenagers

01:12:28.960 At the time

01:12:29.420 And she

01:12:31.000 Offered

01:12:32.180 The guy that she had

01:12:33.200 A crush on

01:12:33.840 A kiss

01:12:34.740 She said

01:12:35.380 Do you want a kiss

01:12:36.060 I knew this

01:12:37.140 And then of course

01:12:38.780 That's your opening

01:12:39.440 For him to be like

01:12:40.160 Yeah I want a kiss

01:12:40.900 And then they

01:12:41.240 By touching it

01:12:41.960 Yeah by touching the

01:12:43.760 Well I mean I don't know

01:12:44.540 I can't say that was

01:12:45.460 What made me know

01:12:46.340 But that's how

01:12:47.400 That's how it went

01:12:48.360 I found

01:12:48.800 Silver

01:12:50.000 Hershey's Kisses

01:12:51.900 Rappers 1.00

01:12:52.300 And I fucking like 0.99

01:12:53.560 Was fiddling with them 0.97

01:12:55.100 And then all of a sudden

01:12:55.700 I just became plagued 1.00

01:12:56.860 By this fucking gnosis 1.00

01:12:57.840 Like I felt insane 0.99

01:12:58.820 By the way

01:12:59.360 To be like

01:13:00.300 Oh

01:13:01.200 I

01:13:01.540 I know

01:13:02.500 I know you cheated on me

01:13:03.840 I know you jokingly

01:13:05.200 Offered a man kisses 0.55

01:13:06.240 In the

01:13:07.120 In

01:13:07.320 And if he said

01:13:08.500 No

01:13:09.020 Then you were gonna say

01:13:10.060 Guess no chocolate for you

01:13:11.160 And if he said yes

01:13:12.320 Then you were gonna 0.99

01:13:13.040 Fucking kiss him 0.99

01:13:13.660 And I 1.00

01:13:14.820 Like this bitch was like 1.00

01:13:16.240 White as a ghost 1.00

01:13:17.620 And 1.00

01:13:18.660 Girls are so stupid too 1.00

01:13:20.140 Cause you could 1.00

01:13:20.540 She could have just

01:13:21.200 Very easily been like

01:13:22.360 I don't know what

01:13:22.900 You're talking about

01:13:23.340 And you would have been like

01:13:23.980 Maybe I am crazy

01:13:24.880 Oh I would have felt

01:13:25.920 Like insane

01:13:27.240 That I ever opened my mouth

01:13:28.560 And said that

01:13:29.100 I would have felt insane

01:13:30.160 Moral of the story

01:13:31.280 Learn how to gaslight

01:13:32.200 Learn how to gaslight

01:13:33.360 Very important to gaslight

01:13:34.120 Okay you can take it over

01:13:34.840 From here

01:13:35.120 So off I go

01:13:36.280 In the middle of icy

01:13:37.320 Of icy weather

01:13:38.780 Barefoot into the night

01:13:39.860 Thinking it was over 0.95

01:13:41.320 I was damned

01:13:42.480 I headed down the street

01:13:43.920 Intent on heading

01:13:44.840 To the bridges of this town

01:13:46.160 To end it all

01:13:46.880 As I walked through

01:13:48.200 Something happened

01:13:48.900 To end it all

01:13:50.100 Yeah I guess

01:13:51.240 You should go into a bridge 0.99

01:13:52.380 Dude's gonna fucking 1.00

01:13:52.940 Oh thank you 0.99

01:13:53.440 Nancy is putting in

01:13:54.920 The private chat here

01:13:56.060 Something that will come up soon

01:13:57.860 So I'll keep an eye on that

01:13:59.140 Because I don't know that word

01:14:00.320 Nancy

01:14:00.900 I can't even read that word

01:14:02.000 That she wrote there

01:14:02.760 Oh

01:14:03.420 Okay

01:14:03.660 Claire tangency

01:14:04.820 Nancy 1.00

01:14:05.620 I'm going to kill you 1.00

01:14:07.300 No Nancy 1.00

01:14:08.500 You're gonna get a race 0.99

01:14:09.660 Nancy

01:14:10.120 Come to your house

01:14:11.380 And give you more

01:14:12.220 Heading down

01:14:13.880 A main road at 1am

01:14:15.360 I see what looks to be

01:14:16.400 A homeless man

01:14:17.140 Walking toward me

01:14:18.100 In the distance

01:14:18.740 He approached me

01:14:20.160 Calling me by name

01:14:21.460 At this point

01:14:22.880 I was freaking out

01:14:23.700 Oh no wait up

01:14:24.340 Alright so with a little

01:14:25.140 Aside she's saying

01:14:26.020 That's what you have

01:14:26.980 Claire tangency

01:14:28.220 Also referred to as

01:14:29.280 Psychometry

01:14:30.340 It's the ability to gain

01:14:31.860 Insights about past

01:14:32.860 Present and future

01:14:33.720 By touching or holding

01:14:34.800 Objects in the material world

01:14:37.000 What did you think 1.00

01:14:37.800 When you held my dick 1.00

01:14:38.680 That one time 1.00

01:14:39.300 I didn't think much

01:14:40.480 I just went

01:14:41.080 Wow 1.00

01:14:41.640 Nice dick 1.00

01:14:42.640 Nice dick 1.00

01:14:44.500 Nice dick 1.00

01:14:45.400 Do you want to do a show 1.00

01:14:47.460 You want to do a show

01:14:48.240 That's exactly how it started

01:14:49.740 I was like 1.00

01:14:50.040 This is a dick 1.00

01:14:50.580 I could do a show with 1.00

01:14:51.400 Yeah no I wouldn't

01:14:53.260 I wouldn't say all that

01:14:54.180 I don't think I have all that

01:14:55.200 That was

01:14:55.460 That was

01:14:56.220 A very strange period

01:14:57.720 In my life

01:14:58.360 Where

01:14:59.040 It's also where I learned

01:15:00.560 To like

01:15:01.020 Do some sort of

01:15:02.680 Pseudo astral projection

01:15:03.780 I was homeless

01:15:04.500 So

01:15:05.460 I was gonna ask

01:15:06.320 If you were homeless

01:15:06.860 Yeah I was plagued

01:15:08.260 With depression

01:15:10.360 I was thinking about 0.98

01:15:11.420 Killing myself 0.96

01:15:11.940 At that time 0.73

01:15:12.580 It was

01:15:13.200 It was

01:15:13.540 I went to that guy's house

01:15:15.060 After I found that out

01:15:16.460 Stood on his front lawn

01:15:17.660 And told him to come outside

01:15:18.840 And fight me

01:15:19.400 And he said that

01:15:20.680 If he 0.99

01:15:21.660 If he got fucked up 1.00

01:15:23.240 His parents would be 1.00

01:15:24.120 Really mad at him

01:15:24.780 So he can't come out

01:15:25.420 And fight me

01:15:25.880 Hilarious

01:15:26.880 Yeah it was 0.99

01:15:27.420 It was a fucking 1.00

01:15:28.140 It was the worst shit ever 1.00

01:15:28.900 But I mean imagine 1.00

01:15:29.540 Homeless psychopath 1.00

01:15:30.720 Shows up to your front lawn 0.97

01:15:32.160 It's night time

01:15:33.160 I remember that

01:15:33.540 It's probably 10 o'clock at night

01:15:34.600 I've got his number

01:15:35.880 And I'm telling him

01:15:36.800 Yo come outside 1.00

01:15:37.620 I'm gonna beat your fucking ass 1.00

01:15:38.580 And he's like 1.00

01:15:39.840 No I can't come outside

01:15:40.720 And play right now

01:15:41.320 Because my parents will be like

01:15:42.360 Why did you get beat up

01:15:43.160 I was in a real

01:15:45.060 Weird place at that age

01:15:46.860 Real weird

01:15:47.520 Lots of things could have

01:15:49.360 Very wrong for me

01:15:50.860 At that time

01:15:51.320 I was going out at night

01:15:52.300 Smashing

01:15:53.260 The windows of buildings

01:15:55.340 Breaking into cars

01:15:56.500 Like I was

01:15:57.120 It was 0.99

01:15:57.700 I was fucking crazy 0.99

01:15:59.140 Maybe 0.99

01:15:59.480 Maybe the reason why

01:16:01.460 People back then

01:16:02.820 Had so much

01:16:03.640 Clairvoyance

01:16:05.080 Or like this

01:16:05.820 Connection to the spiritual

01:16:06.980 Is because they weren't

01:16:08.260 In a house all the time

01:16:09.380 Like surrounded by

01:16:10.180 All this dead material

01:16:11.340 Like they were out

01:16:12.360 Under the stars

01:16:13.200 Because the homeless people

01:16:14.200 Are out

01:16:14.660 Outside

01:16:15.460 Most of the time

01:16:16.620 Right

01:16:16.840 Outside yeah

01:16:17.480 Yo we outside

01:16:18.600 How about that

01:16:19.240 Catch me outside

01:16:19.860 Well I think it was

01:16:20.680 Less of that

01:16:21.280 And more of the desperation

01:16:22.340 It makes you vulnerable

01:16:23.340 I don't think that I had

01:16:24.640 Any powers

01:16:25.360 Or anything like that

01:16:26.420 I think I was probably

01:16:27.180 Beset upon 0.99

01:16:27.900 By fucking things 1.00

01:16:29.060 That were whispering 1.00

01:16:29.860 Like truths to me

01:16:31.180 But like really poisonous

01:16:32.440 Truths that were just

01:16:33.300 Going to make me spiral

01:16:33.980 More and more

01:16:34.680 Right

01:16:35.300 And so yeah

01:16:36.280 I don't think that

01:16:36.720 I had any powers

01:16:37.380 All right so this guy's

01:16:39.100 Headed down the road

01:16:39.980 Homeless guy

01:16:40.640 He approached me

01:16:41.620 Calling me by name

01:16:42.720 At this point

01:16:43.680 I was freaking out

01:16:44.520 Thinking this was

01:16:45.180 Another delusion

01:16:45.840 Or apparition

01:16:46.520 But he approached me

01:16:47.720 Walking up

01:16:48.360 Calling me

01:16:49.380 By name

01:16:50.160 Telling me to calm down

01:16:51.680 Huh

01:16:52.380 When he reached me

01:16:53.800 Good thing you didn't

01:16:54.420 Oh Ben

01:16:55.020 He's saying Ben

01:16:55.860 Ben

01:16:56.240 Ben

01:16:56.560 When he reached me

01:16:58.120 He calmly explained

01:16:59.580 Yeah

01:17:00.220 He explained that God

01:17:02.680 Had woken him up

01:17:03.660 To find me by name

01:17:05.220 Wow

01:17:05.940 Wow

01:17:06.840 That's so cool

01:17:07.840 He proceeded to calm me down

01:17:10.100 Tell me about my life

01:17:11.460 Things about my own sins

01:17:13.740 Things about my brother

01:17:15.020 Things about my parents

01:17:16.400 And more

01:17:16.900 He even mentioned my invention

01:17:18.380 Telling me

01:17:19.040 It was such a genius idea

01:17:21.100 God wants you to 0.99

01:17:22.400 Fucking vaporize 1.00

01:17:23.360 This weed dog 1.00

01:17:24.260 God's like

01:17:25.080 God thinks it's really

01:17:26.260 It's crazy

01:17:27.620 But maybe don't

01:17:28.960 God loves the idea

01:17:30.400 That you put weed

01:17:31.140 In an inhaler

01:17:32.220 But like even though

01:17:33.220 It's dangerous

01:17:34.220 Like God is probably like

01:17:35.360 Look at this guy

01:17:36.220 Creating something

01:17:37.880 Like is that is

01:17:39.140 Yeah

01:17:39.780 It is kind of cool

01:17:40.600 I don't know

01:17:41.440 If like weed

01:17:42.160 Is inherently a sin

01:17:43.000 That's just a kind of a joke

01:17:43.960 And I don't know that

01:17:46.220 Like think about

01:17:47.280 Like back in the day

01:17:48.100 Right

01:17:48.340 Like you know

01:17:49.220 Everything is still

01:17:50.580 More natural

01:17:51.660 Than it is now

01:17:52.480 And you find this 1.00

01:17:53.740 Fucking plant 1.00

01:17:54.280 And you go 1.00

01:17:54.640 Look at these little guys

01:17:55.780 And you pluck them off

01:17:56.540 And you go

01:17:57.100 This would be good to smoke

01:17:58.080 And is that

01:17:58.760 Is that bad

01:17:59.700 Because you took it off

01:18:00.540 And then you introduced fire to it

01:18:02.380 And then you inhaled it

01:18:03.240 Is that bad

01:18:03.960 I don't know

01:18:04.380 I don't know

01:18:04.840 So I'm not saying like

01:18:06.180 You know

01:18:06.640 God doesn't like

01:18:07.480 When you put weed

01:18:08.080 In an inhaler

01:18:08.880 Well I mean like

01:18:09.960 Even wine right

01:18:11.580 You take wine

01:18:12.440 You ferment it for a long time

01:18:14.080 And you get it

01:18:14.640 To a certain point

01:18:15.340 Yeah it happens accidentally

01:18:15.880 Like you can have fruit

01:18:17.100 Go bad

01:18:17.740 And then like

01:18:18.900 You'll see animals

01:18:19.580 If you leave pumpkins

01:18:20.700 Or something like that

01:18:21.420 On the porch around Halloween

01:18:22.320 They'll ferment

01:18:23.220 And then the squirrels

01:18:24.000 Will eat them

01:18:24.300 And the squirrels

01:18:24.720 Will get drunk

01:18:25.160 And they'll fall off the tree

01:18:26.420 It's very funny

01:18:27.140 You know the butterflies

01:18:28.240 Specifically eat

01:18:29.320 Only fermented fruit

01:18:30.460 That's why they fly like

01:18:31.600 They're always drunk

01:18:32.500 They're going crazy

01:18:33.540 Oh is that true

01:18:34.120 That's why they 1.00

01:18:34.580 Fucking fly like idiots 1.00

01:18:35.980 Yeah they're all drunk 1.00

01:18:37.400 They're just wasted

01:18:38.100 But you know

01:18:39.560 Whatever

01:18:39.860 The bible does say

01:18:40.860 Like drink

01:18:42.360 Just not in excess

01:18:43.220 Not to get drunk

01:18:44.280 You know that

01:18:45.120 That sort of thing

01:18:45.880 So I guess like

01:18:46.600 You know

01:18:46.880 If you're going to smoke

01:18:47.700 Don't get crazy

01:18:49.620 Like don't get crazy

01:18:50.500 Don't get crazy with it

01:18:51.820 What about tobacco

01:18:51.880 I wonder if that's even

01:18:53.020 Like a thing

01:18:53.660 I said tobacco

01:18:54.280 Well I

01:18:54.660 But then tobacco

01:18:55.380 You have to have

01:18:55.840 A conversation about

01:18:56.600 Like right

01:18:57.140 Nowadays

01:18:57.840 Our cigarettes

01:18:59.020 They have like

01:18:59.440 Rat poison in them

01:19:00.300 So it's like

01:19:00.740 Yeah carcinogens 1.00

01:19:01.600 And shit 1.00

01:19:02.020 Enjoy candy 1.00

01:19:03.260 But then like nowadays

01:19:04.440 They have red 40

01:19:06.160 Not anymore baby

01:19:06.960 Not anymore

01:19:07.560 Hell yeah

01:19:08.560 RFK

01:19:11.200 He did it both

01:19:12.740 In our reality

01:19:13.400 And in the niggaverse 1.00

01:19:14.200 He fucking got rid 1.00

01:19:15.140 Of the dye 0.99

01:19:15.700 In the foods now

01:19:17.040 So

01:19:17.380 That's right

01:19:18.600 You said it

01:19:19.140 You said it

01:19:20.040 That's weird

01:19:20.600 That I said it too

01:19:21.300 Well it's not

01:19:21.940 It's not weird

01:19:22.580 Because that's

01:19:23.620 What he's been saying

01:19:24.300 So it was just 0.89

01:19:24.820 A silly idea

01:19:25.620 That came to me

01:19:26.140 But I happened

01:19:26.580 To post it

01:19:27.100 Like at the exact

01:19:27.980 Moment that it

01:19:28.440 Got announced

01:19:28.940 That he said

01:19:29.760 That he's taking

01:19:30.540 The dye

01:19:30.840 Out of all the foods

01:19:31.480 So who knows

01:19:33.000 Maybe there was

01:19:33.540 A bit of

01:19:34.360 You know

01:19:35.380 Whatever happens

01:19:35.920 In the universe

01:19:36.480 In our reality 0.95

01:19:37.380 Well black people

01:19:40.980 Always do things first 0.98

01:19:41.880 They're trendsetters

01:19:42.560 So there we go

01:19:43.140 That's true

01:19:43.160 It is true

01:19:43.640 Alright so he told me

01:19:44.820 God was trying to speak

01:19:45.780 To me constantly

01:19:46.520 To all of us

01:19:47.440 But we were too busy 0.99

01:19:48.820 Or too dumb to hear him 0.99

01:19:49.960 Interesting 1.00

01:19:50.540 Hell yeah

01:19:51.080 This is another thing too

01:19:52.120 Is like a homeless guy

01:19:53.180 Approaches you saying this

01:19:54.280 And you're like

01:19:54.760 How do I know this is from God

01:19:56.540 And it's like

01:19:57.820 Well if this guy's stopping you

01:19:58.900 From suicide

01:19:59.980 Or whatever you went to do

01:20:01.280 That's a good point

01:20:02.600 That's a huge point

01:20:03.640 Yeah

01:20:03.900 Because if

01:20:04.700 It's hard to tell right

01:20:06.360 Like nowadays

01:20:07.440 I would say no

01:20:08.340 Like if somebody comes up to you

01:20:09.740 And they're like

01:20:09.960 I'm a prophet

01:20:10.600 Whenever you hear somebody

01:20:11.640 Say they're a prophet

01:20:12.300 You're like

01:20:12.560 Probably not

01:20:13.360 Get out of here

01:20:14.200 Well it's all about the fruits

01:20:14.720 Right

01:20:14.980 What are the fruits

01:20:15.560 I didn't kill myself

01:20:16.400 Well that's a good fruit

01:20:17.120 Yeah

01:20:18.500 But like if John the Baptist

01:20:20.240 Was around today

01:20:20.960 He'd be like

01:20:21.240 Get away from me

01:20:22.160 You smell 1.00

01:20:23.300 You look horrible 1.00

01:20:24.300 And you're ranting and raving 0.99

01:20:25.680 You're probably

01:20:26.200 Going on and on about

01:20:27.620 You know

01:20:28.040 The Jews 0.90

01:20:28.560 Or whatever

01:20:28.960 That's what I've been praying

01:20:29.180 Because I'm like

01:20:29.660 All these people

01:20:30.840 Who want me to look

01:20:33.180 Into a certain thing

01:20:33.920 And if I don't look

01:20:34.520 Into a certain thing

01:20:35.180 Then I'm a shill

01:20:35.800 And if I do look

01:20:36.720 Into a certain thing

01:20:37.560 Then I'm co-opting it

01:20:38.820 And I'm steering people

01:20:39.520 Away from it

01:20:40.040 And that's the narrative

01:20:40.760 Of kind of like

01:20:41.260 The little seasoned people

01:20:42.120 Or whatever

01:20:42.620 And so I'll

01:20:44.580 Sometimes I'll pray to God

01:20:45.460 And I'll be like

01:20:45.840 If I'm meant to look at this

01:20:47.420 Please send me

01:20:48.100 Not them

01:20:49.460 An obvious sign

01:20:50.980 Please

01:20:51.460 Yeah

01:20:51.560 Don't send me people

01:20:52.440 Who I regard as

01:20:53.700 Unstable and crazy

01:20:54.860 And who I can see

01:20:55.940 Are like

01:20:57.000 Launching accusations

01:20:58.360 Against me

01:20:59.320 That aren't true

01:21:00.320 Therefore

01:21:01.100 What else have they

01:21:01.940 Gotten wrong

01:21:02.520 I can't trust that

01:21:03.440 So

01:21:04.120 Yeah

01:21:04.720 I would hope

01:21:05.380 The messenger

01:21:06.000 At least is tailored

01:21:07.780 To me

01:21:08.480 In such a way

01:21:09.880 That I'm receptive to it

01:21:11.080 You know

01:21:11.880 Wes

01:21:12.260 Wes Roth

01:21:13.860 Was

01:21:14.600 I was talking with him

01:21:15.540 Yeah yeah

01:21:15.580 Shout out Wes

01:21:15.740 Shout out Wes

01:21:16.660 I was talking with him

01:21:17.480 About like

01:21:17.980 Just like the idea

01:21:19.100 Of like

01:21:19.380 You know

01:21:19.660 Am I on the right path

01:21:20.780 And he said

01:21:21.380 You know

01:21:21.720 He's like

01:21:21.920 I think he thinks

01:21:22.420 About that a lot

01:21:23.100 Himself too

01:21:23.860 Yeah

01:21:24.580 And

01:21:24.980 He was like

01:21:26.380 I was like

01:21:26.740 You know

01:21:26.920 Doors open for me

01:21:27.800 And he was like

01:21:28.360 Yeah

01:21:28.580 I think

01:21:29.000 Doors open for me too

01:21:29.960 But I always wonder

01:21:30.880 Is like

01:21:31.160 Are these doors opening

01:21:32.040 To my demise

01:21:33.440 Or are they opening

01:21:34.860 You know what I mean

01:21:36.560 And I was like

01:21:37.000 That's a great question

01:21:37.800 It's something that I have to

01:21:38.740 You have to constantly

01:21:39.620 Be looking at

01:21:40.580 Like

01:21:40.740 That's so funny

01:21:41.320 Because I was talking to Wes

01:21:42.200 About the same thing

01:21:42.920 Because I don't know

01:21:43.500 I respect him

01:21:44.280 And I'm like

01:21:44.780 You know

01:21:45.180 He's seen a lot

01:21:45.960 And he's been close

01:21:46.680 To a lot of people

01:21:47.260 That are successful

01:21:48.520 But are also doing like

01:21:49.960 You know

01:21:50.740 Maybe even like

01:21:51.380 Conspiracy content 0.99

01:21:52.100 And shit 0.99

01:21:52.460 And I'm like 1.00

01:21:52.920 You know

01:21:54.080 In comparison to what

01:21:55.180 They've done

01:21:55.760 And we get into

01:21:57.800 The topic of like

01:21:58.860 Morality 0.98

01:21:59.540 And shit like that 0.99

01:22:00.600 And basically 0.99

01:22:01.540 He was like

01:22:02.120 I don't know

01:22:02.500 I mean

01:22:02.720 There was a time

01:22:03.220 When you guys

01:22:03.620 Were going pretty hard

01:22:04.260 Against the Jews 1.00

01:22:04.880 And then you realized

01:22:05.760 Something and you pivoted

01:22:07.040 And that's a great sign

01:22:07.940 And I'm like

01:22:08.380 Yeah I guess that's a good sign

01:22:10.160 You know

01:22:10.860 Like the Jews are still 1.00

01:22:11.940 Sucking off baby penises 1.00

01:22:13.380 And stuff 1.00

01:22:13.780 But

01:22:14.180 You know

01:22:15.220 That's not where the buck stops

01:22:16.340 And also 0.94

01:22:16.800 Are these the Jews 1.00

01:22:17.660 So

01:22:17.900 You know

01:22:18.780 It's

01:22:19.140 There's a lot of nuance

01:22:20.560 I am worried about that

01:22:21.620 I do worry about that

01:22:23.080 I worry that we're not

01:22:24.640 You know

01:22:26.220 We're dealing with topics

01:22:27.560 That

01:22:28.080 We're walking

01:22:30.160 The edge of a knife

01:22:31.440 One side is like

01:22:33.020 Christianity

01:22:33.440 And the other side

01:22:34.420 Is like new age 1.00

01:22:35.120 Gnostic shit 1.00

01:22:35.880 And sometimes 1.00

01:22:36.900 They look very

01:22:37.840 Similar to one another

01:22:39.100 And sometimes

01:22:39.760 They sound very similar

01:22:40.980 To one another

01:22:41.480 So we're having

01:22:41.920 Discussions with guests

01:22:42.860 And we're promoting

01:22:43.420 Not promoting ideas

01:22:44.380 But we're exploring ideas

01:22:45.520 You could interpret it

01:22:47.080 As promoting ideas 0.99

01:22:47.840 Certainly many fucking people do 0.99

01:22:49.180 And you're promoting this 1.00

01:22:49.960 You're promoting that

01:22:50.560 It's like I'm just

01:22:51.220 Exploring ideas

01:22:52.240 But

01:22:52.680 Even that exploration

01:22:54.500 Right

01:22:54.860 Look into the abyss

01:22:55.620 The abyss looks back

01:22:56.420 At one point

01:22:57.260 Does something look like

01:22:58.740 One thing

01:22:59.120 And you move towards it

01:22:59.940 And you go 1.00

01:23:00.220 Oh fuck 1.00

01:23:00.600 I just went in the wrong direction 1.00

01:23:01.680 And I like to think

01:23:03.120 That we can pivot

01:23:04.300 And double back

01:23:05.200 And course correct

01:23:06.140 And I'm always going to

01:23:07.020 Try to do that

01:23:07.600 But it is something

01:23:08.720 That I worry about

01:23:09.400 Yeah

01:23:10.260 Yeah

01:23:10.780 I think you have to

01:23:11.760 Constantly be worried about it

01:23:12.960 And I don't know

01:23:14.740 Have the ability

01:23:15.600 I think there's also

01:23:16.720 The ability to go

01:23:18.160 Just because I

01:23:19.720 Looked at this thing

01:23:20.920 And I thought this thing

01:23:22.620 I thought something

01:23:24.000 At one point

01:23:24.580 Doesn't mean that

01:23:25.080 I always think this

01:23:25.900 And it doesn't mean that

01:23:26.660 Like I don't know

01:23:27.920 Let's say that

01:23:28.440 There's a weird spirit

01:23:29.360 That's attached to it

01:23:30.220 That's not

01:23:30.700 That's not attached to me

01:23:32.400 Just because I looked

01:23:33.200 At this thing

01:23:33.640 And I thought that

01:23:34.400 I think

01:23:35.640 I think that

01:23:36.100 That wants me to

01:23:36.960 That would want you 0.91

01:23:37.740 To think that

01:23:38.180 It is attached to you

01:23:39.060 That there is no

01:23:39.680 Coming back from this

01:23:40.520 It's like no

01:23:41.140 That is not true

01:23:42.200 I shed this

01:23:43.160 And I rebuke that

01:23:44.340 This is not what

01:23:45.160 I think anymore

01:23:45.880 I have a better idea

01:23:47.240 Or I've been given

01:23:48.200 Clarification

01:23:48.920 And we're learning

01:23:49.580 We're trying to figure

01:23:50.540 This thing out

01:23:51.100 To be able to

01:23:52.140 Navigate

01:23:52.700 More correctly

01:23:53.940 In this weird

01:23:55.640 Temporary realm

01:23:56.920 That we're in

01:23:57.480 So

01:23:57.800 I had a bit

01:23:59.060 Of a realization

01:23:59.720 Like yesterday

01:24:01.080 In my insanity

01:24:02.780 And it's interesting

01:24:05.360 Because in those moments

01:24:06.200 I go through this

01:24:07.080 Like almost fugue states

01:24:08.100 And in those moments

01:24:10.300 I had

01:24:12.280 You know

01:24:12.760 I do have some clarity

01:24:14.160 I have things

01:24:15.220 That are like

01:24:15.620 Given to me

01:24:16.260 And I see them

01:24:17.460 And I go

01:24:17.700 Oh that's fascinating

01:24:18.480 And it only kind of happens

01:24:19.560 When I'm in this 0.98

01:24:20.000 Fucking really weird state 0.97

01:24:20.820 But the realization 0.99

01:24:21.920 That I had

01:24:22.620 Was

01:24:23.840 I think it was

01:24:25.180 From the conversation

01:24:26.180 We had with Nate

01:24:27.080 Because there was

01:24:28.100 There was a topic

01:24:29.020 At one point

01:24:29.580 About believing

01:24:30.460 These entities

01:24:31.520 And very much

01:24:32.140 Like Ben here

01:24:33.200 Where he's being told

01:24:34.700 By these entities

01:24:35.460 This thing

01:24:36.040 You know

01:24:36.660 To the extent

01:24:37.280 That it's driving him

01:24:38.340 To go to a bridge

01:24:39.120 And potentially

01:24:39.580 Toss himself off of it

01:24:40.540 Well

01:24:40.760 I had an experience

01:24:42.280 Like that

01:24:42.840 And it was

01:24:43.700 When I went

01:24:44.160 To the gay 1.00

01:24:44.800 Tarot card reader 0.97

01:24:45.980 In New Orleans

01:24:47.020 And it wasn't

01:24:48.280 Like a really

01:24:48.800 Groundbreaking thing

01:24:50.040 And I've since

01:24:51.200 Repented for it

01:24:51.880 And asked God

01:24:52.400 To forgive me

01:24:53.180 For my sins

01:24:53.660 And you know

01:24:54.440 Release any bonds

01:24:55.780 That I might have

01:24:56.240 Developed because of that 1.00

01:24:57.020 It was fucking foolish 1.00

01:24:57.680 And all these things 1.00

01:24:58.180 But the guy said

01:25:00.280 That we were going

01:25:00.800 To be incredibly successful

01:25:01.740 And that this thing

01:25:02.480 That we were doing

01:25:03.040 Was going to be big

01:25:03.880 But also

01:25:04.620 That I was going

01:25:06.080 To be hated

01:25:06.500 More than I've ever

01:25:08.120 Been hated in my life

01:25:09.200 And what's fascinating

01:25:11.700 Is my reaction

01:25:13.280 To that

01:25:13.700 My reaction to that

01:25:15.200 Is yeah

01:25:15.820 That makes sense

01:25:16.920 And then I

01:25:18.000 Anticipate it happening

01:25:18.960 And when I look around

01:25:20.400 It's happening

01:25:21.220 But

01:25:22.260 Why would I

01:25:23.820 Believe that

01:25:25.120 Why would I

01:25:26.120 Think that's true

01:25:26.800 I

01:25:27.540 I may be annoying

01:25:28.560 But

01:25:29.640 I am

01:25:30.700 I've always been

01:25:31.740 A good enough person

01:25:32.600 That like

01:25:33.280 I'm pretty well

01:25:34.100 Liked by people

01:25:34.760 Like pretty well

01:25:35.720 Liked

01:25:35.920 I'm a pretty easy

01:25:36.540 Guy to get along with

01:25:37.380 I'm warm

01:25:38.280 I'm friendly

01:25:38.840 I'm not

01:25:40.020 I don't live

01:25:40.500 An immoral

01:25:40.980 Debaucherous

01:25:41.640 Evil lifestyle

01:25:42.840 Thereby

01:25:43.440 I don't really

01:25:44.540 You know

01:25:45.000 Have people 0.99

01:25:45.580 That fucking 0.99

01:25:45.960 Hate me 1.00

01:25:46.380 But I

01:25:46.980 Accepted that

01:25:47.740 And I was like

01:25:48.320 Yeah that makes sense

01:25:49.220 Even though it goes

01:25:49.960 Against my character

01:25:50.840 And how people

01:25:51.460 Have treated me

01:25:52.160 Traditionally

01:25:52.660 And I thought

01:25:53.700 About that

01:25:54.120 For a second

01:25:54.580 And I was like

01:25:55.140 Oh

01:25:56.900 Why did

01:25:58.460 Why did I

01:25:59.260 Believe that

01:25:59.940 It's huge

01:26:01.340 If you believe

01:26:02.120 Something

01:26:02.480 Your belief

01:26:03.640 In a thing

01:26:04.120 Especially

01:26:04.600 Your belief

01:26:05.460 In a thing

01:26:05.840 That a spiritual

01:26:06.440 Entity is telling

01:26:07.260 You

01:26:07.440 Which is

01:26:07.760 Almost 100%

01:26:08.620 What's happening

01:26:09.200 In a tarot card

01:26:09.880 Reading

01:26:10.120 You're dealing

01:26:10.500 With familiars

01:26:11.220 That are whispering

01:26:11.820 Or moving

01:26:12.940 Or you know

01:26:13.580 Whatever with the cards

01:26:14.540 Why would I believe

01:26:17.120 That spiritual entity

01:26:18.000 Why would I

01:26:18.500 Why would I

01:26:19.000 Accept that

01:26:19.640 Was that meant to

01:26:20.840 Like let's say

01:26:21.640 You were a woman

01:26:22.360 And somebody said

01:26:23.520 That's like

01:26:23.880 You're gonna be

01:26:24.340 Doing this stuff

01:26:24.960 But they're gonna

01:26:25.900 Hate you

01:26:26.440 And you're like

01:26:26.980 Like what if

01:26:28.240 What if it was

01:26:29.120 Like hinging on

01:26:29.920 Like well maybe

01:26:31.280 He'll stop

01:26:31.900 Maybe he'll back up

01:26:33.040 Now if I said

01:26:33.600 That he'll be hated

01:26:34.320 You know what I mean

01:26:34.960 I don't even think

01:26:35.500 It's that

01:26:35.900 I think it's like

01:26:36.700 If I believe

01:26:38.180 That I will be hated

01:26:39.700 Then there's an

01:26:41.800 Energetic exchange there

01:26:43.160 And I'm now dumping

01:26:45.560 My own mental energy

01:26:46.900 Into this idea

01:26:47.820 Of accepting being hated

01:26:48.940 Which almost

01:26:49.460 Is probably going to

01:26:50.520 Create the very scenario

01:26:52.240 That

01:26:52.660 Yeah

01:26:53.320 You'll notice it more

01:26:55.760 Listen I understand

01:26:57.140 That I'm gonna be hated

01:26:58.060 But I don't put much

01:26:59.360 Thought to it

01:27:00.060 Ever

01:27:00.580 Like it's a

01:27:01.280 Like they make fun

01:27:03.100 Of me on Tower Gang

01:27:04.320 Where they're like

01:27:04.840 Well I'm like

01:27:05.260 I don't understand

01:27:05.700 How this person

01:27:06.200 Doesn't like me

01:27:06.740 And they're like

01:27:07.100 How could you not

01:27:08.160 Understand

01:27:08.980 That people don't

01:27:10.660 Like are not gonna

01:27:11.240 Like you

01:27:11.580 Don't think about it

01:27:11.880 Very much

01:27:12.240 I literally don't

01:27:13.640 Like when I say

01:27:14.200 That I'm like

01:27:14.560 I know who I am

01:27:15.240 I don't understand

01:27:15.980 Why you don't like me

01:27:16.800 And they're like 0.98

01:27:17.160 That's asinine 0.79

01:27:17.940 And I was like 0.83

01:27:18.300 I just don't get it

01:27:19.800 I don't get

01:27:20.640 I don't put much

01:27:21.360 Thought to it

01:27:22.000 Why you wouldn't like me

01:27:23.120 When people come

01:27:23.960 And they tell me

01:27:24.600 That they don't like me

01:27:25.360 I tell them where to go

01:27:26.480 And then that's

01:27:27.400 Then I move on

01:27:28.200 And I'm like

01:27:28.460 Everybody else likes me

01:27:29.720 I just have never

01:27:30.720 I never had that

01:27:31.980 Like one of the things

01:27:32.980 That I'm grateful for

01:27:34.620 That you taught me

01:27:36.500 Was this like

01:27:37.860 The yes and model

01:27:40.280 Which is to say

01:27:41.140 Like people are going

01:27:42.020 To come for you

01:27:42.740 And you could try

01:27:43.720 To waste your breath

01:27:44.740 And address every single person

01:27:46.240 That's screaming up at you 0.98

01:27:47.600 And that's a fool's errand 0.99

01:27:49.040 You'll never get there 0.96

01:27:50.060 Even if you can win

01:27:51.300 One other person over

01:27:52.960 In the time that you spent

01:27:53.940 Doing that

01:27:54.460 50 more will have

01:27:55.800 Popped up in their stead 0.83

01:27:56.720 And now you're just

01:27:57.980 Fighting an uphill battle

01:27:59.060 Of trying to convince

01:27:59.920 Strangers

01:28:00.680 That you're not

01:28:02.140 What they think you are

01:28:03.460 And so I think

01:28:05.480 That used to be

01:28:06.680 My old MO

01:28:07.380 I would sit there

01:28:08.300 With people

01:28:08.740 And go back and forth

01:28:09.600 And then we'd have

01:28:10.100 A nice reconciliation

01:28:10.880 That's when I was

01:28:11.820 Dealing with like 1.00

01:28:12.480 Tens of people

01:28:14.240 Yeah

01:28:14.800 You know what I mean 0.99

01:28:15.640 Now it's fucking 0.98

01:28:16.560 Hundreds and sometimes 0.99

01:28:17.560 Thousands of people

01:28:18.580 And there's simply

01:28:19.600 No way to do it

01:28:20.460 So the only recourse

01:28:21.600 You do have

01:28:22.300 Is to either like

01:28:23.240 Hide from it

01:28:24.500 Or to just stand up

01:28:25.340 And go 1.00

01:28:25.560 Eh fuck you 1.00

01:28:26.900 And that works 1.00

01:28:28.000 A lot better

01:28:28.500 It's a lot more fun

01:28:29.520 Too and

01:28:30.680 And it still does

01:28:31.820 Turn some of those

01:28:32.580 People into friends

01:28:33.240 Because I think

01:28:33.760 A lot of these people

01:28:34.360 Who are just

01:28:34.820 Screaming up at you

01:28:35.620 They just want

01:28:36.500 Some form of interaction

01:28:37.480 So you give them

01:28:38.080 Interaction and sometimes

01:28:38.940 It just drops away

01:28:40.040 Entirely

01:28:40.820 But I don't know

01:28:41.700 I just

01:28:42.080 I was so ready

01:28:43.620 To accept that

01:28:44.280 Everybody was going

01:28:44.760 To hate me

01:28:45.260 Even though that

01:28:46.160 Was never

01:28:46.820 The case

01:28:48.420 With anything

01:28:49.700 That I ever did

01:28:50.540 People always

01:28:51.400 Found me endearing

01:28:52.580 For whatever reason

01:28:53.360 You know

01:28:53.700 It's because I'm small

01:28:54.900 And I have a weird voice

01:28:56.380 And it's like

01:28:56.880 There's something about it

01:28:57.560 That makes me want to

01:28:58.100 They want to hold me

01:28:58.840 You know

01:28:59.100 But now

01:29:00.200 In this arena

01:29:01.000 It's totally changed

01:29:02.000 And I have a feeling

01:29:02.700 It's because I accepted that

01:29:03.860 When I shouldn't have 1.00

01:29:05.200 So when spirits tell you shit 0.99

01:29:06.380 Especially when it's 0.99

01:29:08.860 In a psychic environment

01:29:09.780 Or when it's in a

01:29:10.560 Schizophrenic state 0.64

01:29:11.380 Like that

01:29:11.900 If you

01:29:13.140 Right

01:29:13.480 Because

01:29:13.840 Dr. Marzinski says

01:29:16.140 If you believe them

01:29:17.340 It gets worse

01:29:18.260 It's the same thing

01:29:20.920 I think

01:29:21.400 I also think

01:29:22.940 I think it is the truth

01:29:24.560 Though

01:29:24.760 It's like

01:29:25.100 It is the truth

01:29:26.060 Also

01:29:26.280 You're going

01:29:26.660 Yeah

01:29:26.960 It's like

01:29:27.320 There's nothing

01:29:27.740 If you came into this

01:29:28.980 And it's not about

01:29:30.200 Accepting it

01:29:30.780 But if you were

01:29:31.260 Surprised by it

01:29:32.260 You would have

01:29:33.580 Just been in the same spot

01:29:34.640 People are going to hate you

01:29:35.520 It doesn't really matter

01:29:36.300 What we do here

01:29:36.880 They're going to hate you

01:29:37.560 For whatever reason

01:29:38.280 Which is

01:29:38.960 I guess maybe

01:29:39.660 It's just like exposure

01:29:40.440 The more people

01:29:41.340 That even see you

01:29:42.580 They don't like you

01:29:43.500 For whatever reason

01:29:44.100 And that's fine

01:29:44.540 Yeah

01:29:44.740 Well that's right

01:29:45.600 I want to read this story

01:29:46.640 Yeah yeah here

01:29:47.120 Let's get back

01:29:47.520 I'm sorry

01:29:47.780 Sorry Ben

01:29:48.260 Alright sorry Ben

01:29:49.200 We'll finish your story here

01:29:50.220 He proceeded to walk

01:29:51.600 The homeless guy

01:29:52.140 Walk with him for miles

01:29:53.060 Telling him the gospel

01:29:54.140 In a way I had never heard before

01:29:55.960 Using street vernacular

01:29:57.600 In common speech

01:29:58.480 He spoke truth into my life

01:30:00.240 As we walked

01:30:01.400 He gave me warnings

01:30:03.040 That's

01:30:03.860 So this is like

01:30:04.960 This is what Jesus did

01:30:07.120 With his disciples

01:30:07.920 And it's like

01:30:08.660 And that's the thing too

01:30:09.720 Like his disciples

01:30:10.400 That walk with

01:30:11.100 They walked with Jesus

01:30:12.160 And they still were like

01:30:13.440 Deeply flawed people

01:30:16.120 They all like

01:30:16.920 Couldn't

01:30:17.720 They all didn't get it

01:30:19.180 Still

01:30:19.620 Like most of the time

01:30:20.760 It's

01:30:21.220 If you read the gospels

01:30:22.660 Like they get it afterward

01:30:23.880 You know

01:30:24.920 It does a great job

01:30:26.180 Of detailing

01:30:26.760 How much

01:30:27.660 Of themselves

01:30:29.540 Was still caught in

01:30:30.460 Whatever message

01:30:31.160 Jesus was trying to tell them

01:30:32.320 And even after

01:30:33.060 They're still not

01:30:34.980 Necessarily like Jesus

01:30:36.440 They kind of try

01:30:37.260 But they are themselves

01:30:38.260 They

01:30:38.880 There's no other way to be

01:30:40.280 And that's what

01:30:40.720 That's what makes them so

01:30:42.300 Cool in their own right

01:30:44.900 Like Matthew is like

01:30:45.800 Matthew is a really

01:30:47.580 Interesting character

01:30:49.000 Simon is super interesting

01:30:50.220 There's Jesus

01:30:51.040 And then we aim for that

01:30:53.560 But we can't be

01:30:54.340 You're not him

01:30:55.140 They're never going to be him

01:30:55.960 You can see them

01:30:56.500 Fumbling around

01:30:57.260 It's like you're not

01:30:57.860 Going to be like this guy

01:30:58.720 And they're going to

01:30:59.140 Continue to mess up 1.00

01:31:00.060 And do stupid stuff 1.00

01:31:00.920 Like this 1.00

01:31:01.340 And that's why

01:31:02.960 I like those characters

01:31:04.300 It's why I don't like Daniel

01:31:06.020 Well it's not that

01:31:06.940 I don't like Daniel

01:31:07.780 I like Daniel

01:31:09.200 But David is

01:31:10.360 A much more interesting character

01:31:12.120 A lot more flaws

01:31:12.980 In that character

01:31:13.760 Like I see my

01:31:15.460 Not that I see myself

01:31:16.700 In that character

01:31:17.400 But I see the humanity

01:31:19.400 I don't know

01:31:20.400 Well no

01:31:21.060 I hear what you're saying

01:31:22.000 Yeah it's like

01:31:22.520 I can't

01:31:23.260 I can't relate

01:31:24.180 It's a very similar situation

01:31:25.820 To when I come into contact

01:31:27.880 With somebody

01:31:28.400 Who also

01:31:29.120 Believes in Jesus

01:31:30.360 But has this air

01:31:31.600 Of like a holier than thou

01:31:32.760 Kind of a deal

01:31:33.360 And I

01:31:34.060 It's weird

01:31:34.940 I don't relate

01:31:35.760 And I'm like

01:31:36.220 I'm looking at me

01:31:37.020 And I'm like

01:31:37.660 I almost don't even feel

01:31:39.480 Like we're the same thing

01:31:40.380 Because I'm so acutely aware 0.85

01:31:42.840 That I'm a broke down retard 0.99

01:31:44.480 And that I'm gonna fuck up 1.00

01:31:46.200 And that I fucked up a ton 0.98

01:31:47.240 And that I just hope in the end 0.69

01:31:48.840 That God forgives me

01:31:49.640 And I'm trying to get better

01:31:50.700 And that's the place

01:31:52.760 That I come from

01:31:53.420 But then a lot of these other people 1.00

01:31:54.420 They come from fucking 0.99

01:31:55.280 Yeah 1.00

01:31:55.660 Like a place of perfection already

01:31:57.460 Or at least

01:31:58.140 That's what they're putting off

01:31:59.780 Yeah it's like

01:32:00.640 But like I

01:32:01.120 Especially when you know

01:32:02.160 It's like

01:32:02.400 I know that you're falling too man

01:32:03.860 Whatever

01:32:04.460 Let's continue

01:32:05.260 At one point

01:32:06.260 And he pointed out

01:32:07.060 Street graffiti

01:32:08.400 And a spiral

01:32:09.160 A spiral and a triangle

01:32:10.740 Interesting

01:32:11.540 Warning me of rituals

01:32:13.220 And a kidnap

01:32:14.120 And kidnappings of homeless people

01:32:15.920 In this town

01:32:16.380 Telling me if I saw

01:32:17.520 Saw them to avoid them

01:32:18.880 As they were portal sites

01:32:20.540 And rituals

01:32:21.280 A triangle

01:32:22.860 With a spiral

01:32:24.080 Isn't that like

01:32:24.680 The pedophilia symbol

01:32:25.680 Yeah

01:32:26.360 And they

01:32:27.040 Sometimes they're separate

01:32:28.500 Sometimes it's a spiral

01:32:29.600 That is a triangle

01:32:30.620 Sometimes just a spiral

01:32:31.780 Is enough

01:32:32.340 But

01:32:33.420 I remember seeing those images

01:32:35.580 In the background

01:32:36.760 Of somebody's videos

01:32:39.140 I think it might have been

01:32:39.660 The lady from TikTok

01:32:40.400 Who was talking about

01:32:41.300 Communicating with Seven

01:32:42.460 And in the background

01:32:44.800 She just had

01:32:45.380 A painting of a spiral

01:32:46.960 And a painting of a triangle

01:32:48.080 And I was like 0.99

01:32:48.560 That's fucking 0.99

01:32:49.000 Interesting 0.99

01:32:49.600 Yeah

01:32:50.240 Alright that comes up everywhere

01:32:51.640 I mean another triangle

01:32:52.880 With Elon's Tesla factory

01:32:54.980 In Texas as well

01:32:56.900 It's like a pyramid

01:32:57.700 But

01:32:57.980 Alright so he warned me

01:32:59.740 Against modern medicine

01:33:00.840 The pharmakia deception 1.00

01:33:02.040 Of modern medicines

01:33:03.320 That I didn't know

01:33:04.640 How close to the end

01:33:05.800 To the end I was

01:33:07.620 And the time I was in 0.97

01:33:09.700 Wow that's fucking cool 0.99

01:33:11.420 He said 0.99

01:33:12.260 He said much

01:33:13.220 Much of which

01:33:14.020 Equipped me

01:33:14.640 For the

01:33:15.220 For the past few years

01:33:16.960 I guess he's talking

01:33:18.120 About COVID time

01:33:18.960 He told me

01:33:20.000 I would go into jails

01:33:21.420 And be a pastor

01:33:22.320 In the town I was in

01:33:23.360 At the time

01:33:24.660 It seemed silly

01:33:25.420 How could a drug dealing

01:33:27.020 Felon do any of that

01:33:28.220 But as he walked

01:33:29.240 He told me

01:33:29.800 I couldn't hurt people

01:33:30.760 Because I was hurt

01:33:31.840 That God loved

01:33:33.400 Each of us so much

01:33:34.440 That he would do

01:33:35.660 What he was doing

01:33:36.280 For me in that moment

01:33:37.360 With each

01:33:39.140 If they would just listen

01:33:40.480 Man

01:33:41.680 Very interesting stuff

01:33:43.020 I've already told

01:33:44.400 My story about that

01:33:45.440 As well

01:33:46.120 In a similar way

01:33:46.980 But I guess

01:33:47.780 That's still playing out

01:33:48.680 As we walked

01:33:51.100 He assured me

01:33:52.340 He was just a man

01:33:53.460 Listening to God

01:33:54.240 Not an angel

01:33:55.040 To every person we passed

01:33:56.920 He said howdy to

01:33:57.940 In the middle of the night

01:33:58.800 When the person sneered at him

01:34:00.860 He would get sad

01:34:03.360 And then

01:34:04.380 And when they greeted him

01:34:06.060 He would say

01:34:07.320 They get it

01:34:08.200 Nice

01:34:08.980 Yeah

01:34:09.780 Wow that's interesting too

01:34:12.460 Because I have an inclination

01:34:13.840 When it's like

01:34:14.300 I'm not going to say hi

01:34:15.380 To anyone

01:34:15.700 It's a New York thing

01:34:17.020 And I think that's why

01:34:17.800 I do it

01:34:18.360 I say hi to everybody

01:34:19.520 When I'm walking

01:34:21.840 With my family

01:34:22.460 I always say hi

01:34:23.280 Maybe when I'm alone

01:34:24.860 I don't do it

01:34:25.400 But when I'm with my family

01:34:26.240 And I think it's like

01:34:27.000 Something I want my son

01:34:27.940 To see or whatever

01:34:28.460 But

01:34:28.700 And when you don't say hi to me 1.00

01:34:30.660 I fucking ridicule you 1.00

01:34:32.140 As I keep going 1.00

01:34:32.700 I turn to my wife

01:34:34.180 And I go 1.00

01:34:34.420 Fucking that guy 1.00

01:34:35.240 What an asshole 1.00

01:34:36.120 I think I was pretty loud 1.00

01:34:37.200 And clear

01:34:37.540 I said good morning

01:34:38.220 We made eye contact 1.00

01:34:39.080 What the fuck 0.99

01:34:39.720 It's like 1.00

01:34:40.500 I'm damaged

01:34:41.380 From New York

01:34:42.060 Where it's like

01:34:42.680 If someone says hi to you

01:34:44.300 I'm like

01:34:44.620 This guy

01:34:45.320 Why do you want money

01:34:46.120 Do you want to fight me

01:34:46.980 Well that's because 1.00

01:34:47.440 That's fucking 0.99

01:34:47.980 Usually what they wanted 0.99

01:34:49.200 Back in New York

01:34:50.020 Is money or whatever

01:34:51.340 So it's like

01:34:52.920 It's a weird reality

01:34:54.320 Of reality

01:34:55.060 That this exists

01:34:56.680 And I kind of

01:34:57.600 I'm depriving my kids of that

01:34:58.900 But it's also not a reality

01:35:01.120 Where it's like

01:35:01.720 This exists on the subway

01:35:03.300 In New York

01:35:04.020 Or in the ghettos 0.87

01:35:05.380 In New York

01:35:05.900 In the streets

01:35:06.440 People aren't supposed

01:35:07.680 To be like this

01:35:08.420 Or maybe they are

01:35:09.100 I don't know

01:35:09.520 I don't know what people

01:35:10.720 Are supposed to be like 0.85

01:35:11.440 But I hate

01:35:11.980 I hate it

01:35:12.700 And it's like

01:35:13.560 It's kind of like

01:35:14.220 Damaged me to a point

01:35:15.120 Where I'm like

01:35:15.620 Just I'm gonna go

01:35:16.920 Like

01:35:17.120 Like we

01:35:17.720 That old guy

01:35:18.300 Got hit by a car

01:35:19.100 Over there

01:35:19.500 In the villages

01:35:20.040 And my wife gets out

01:35:21.580 And she's like

01:35:21.960 I'll go to help him

01:35:22.580 And I like

01:35:22.880 My first inclination

01:35:23.640 Was like

01:35:23.980 Let's just go

01:35:24.780 Like somebody else

01:35:27.240 Will

01:35:27.420 Let's get out of here

01:35:28.260 Like stopping here

01:35:29.440 We're gonna

01:35:30.460 We're inviting

01:35:31.720 Some

01:35:32.040 We're inviting

01:35:32.900 Trouble that

01:35:33.920 Could possibly happen

01:35:34.740 But nothing

01:35:35.080 Nothing happened

01:35:35.800 I always have

01:35:36.780 I have a bad

01:35:37.520 Habit of trying

01:35:39.220 To like

01:35:40.180 Help people

01:35:40.760 In the moment

01:35:41.420 And it always

01:35:42.200 Almost always 0.99

01:35:42.900 Fucking 0.99

01:35:43.200 Like I was in the 0.99

01:35:43.940 I don't know if I told you this

01:35:45.060 But I was at the corner store

01:35:45.900 The other day

01:35:46.320 And I was trying to get money

01:35:47.080 From the ATM

01:35:47.740 And there's some old lady 1.00

01:35:49.400 She's just at the ATM

01:35:50.760 And she's just staring at it

01:35:52.700 For mad long

01:35:53.260 And I'm eventually realizing

01:35:54.640 Like this is a really long time

01:35:55.620 What's going on here

01:35:56.280 And I start paying attention to her

01:35:57.960 And I realize she's like

01:35:58.820 Wobbling and swaying

01:36:00.120 Next thing you know

01:36:01.140 She just starts falling

01:36:02.920 Like falling backwards

01:36:04.200 So she's a little old lady 1.00

01:36:05.260 And there's a lady 0.99

01:36:07.820 Between me and her

01:36:08.880 That lady 1.00

01:36:09.760 Steps out of the way

01:36:11.100 To let her fall

01:36:11.920 And I

01:36:13.160 Dive my body in

01:36:15.020 And catch this old woman 1.00

01:36:16.420 And let me tell you something

01:36:18.120 I've done that

01:36:19.040 Enough times to know

01:36:20.980 It's never received well

01:36:22.060 It almost feels like

01:36:23.400 You should just let people fall

01:36:24.480 Yeah

01:36:25.220 Because it just gets

01:36:26.740 They're embarrassed

01:36:28.140 So they're reactive

01:36:29.360 And they are dismissive

01:36:30.680 And they want to minimize

01:36:31.880 The situation

01:36:32.600 So they look at you

01:36:33.420 Like you're crazy

01:36:34.060 For doing what you just did 0.92

01:36:35.000 But I caught her

01:36:36.240 And her body felt like

01:36:38.520 It was made of pillows

01:36:39.200 It was so weird

01:36:40.060 Like I was bent over

01:36:41.400 At the hip

01:36:42.000 And my arms were extended

01:36:43.600 And I still caught her

01:36:44.980 And was able to lift her up

01:36:46.120 You know how hard that is

01:36:46.760 To lift up a person

01:36:47.460 With your arms fully extended

01:36:48.600 And you're bent over

01:36:49.260 At your hip

01:36:49.680 She felt like she weighed nothing

01:36:51.580 It was so bizarre

01:36:52.680 And then everybody

01:36:54.600 Kind of looked at me 1.00

01:36:55.480 Like I was the asshole 1.00

01:36:56.480 Because you know 1.00

01:36:58.040 Some shit got knocked over 0.99

01:36:59.060 In the process 0.99

01:36:59.640 And

01:37:00.180 Jeez dude 0.98

01:37:02.440 So fucking weird 0.96

01:37:05.020 This is another one 0.98

01:37:07.140 Of those things that I do

01:37:07.900 That's very strange

01:37:08.660 That I don't realize it at all

01:37:09.800 It's going to come back

01:37:10.340 To haunt me 0.98

01:37:10.820 Literally too retarded to stop 1.00

01:37:13.000 But yeah 0.99

01:37:13.680 So that old lady 1.00

01:37:14.780 She was not grateful

01:37:16.220 Nobody was grateful

01:37:17.260 She was going to fall

01:37:18.740 100%

01:37:19.360 And I caught her

01:37:20.060 And kept her from doing it 1.00

01:37:20.980 I was the asshole 0.99

01:37:21.940 Of the entire situation 1.00

01:37:22.980 And the energy

01:37:23.940 Was just very strange

01:37:24.780 After that

01:37:25.220 So you know

01:37:25.980 I don't know what it is

01:37:26.880 But I have a tendency

01:37:28.600 To do that

01:37:29.180 One time I did it

01:37:30.640 And I

01:37:31.600 And I

01:37:33.960 I baseball slid

01:37:36.200 Like I was going

01:37:37.020 Into home base

01:37:37.840 To catch an old woman 1.00

01:37:39.060 Who was falling

01:37:39.680 But I knocked her down 1.00

01:37:41.880 Oh no no

01:37:42.480 She fell

01:37:43.060 Because I slid into her

01:37:45.460 Because I slid into her

01:37:47.400 Like I was trying to be safe

01:37:48.940 Like I didn't want

01:37:49.900 To get out

01:37:50.600 I slid into her 1.00

01:37:51.760 I took her fucking legs out 1.00

01:37:52.980 From underneath her 1.00

01:37:53.540 And I caught an old lady 1.00

01:37:54.820 On top of my body

01:37:55.680 She was going down

01:37:57.060 But in hindsight

01:37:57.880 I don't think she was

01:37:58.940 Going down down 0.99

01:38:00.380 Until I fucking 0.99

01:38:01.420 Tackled her basically 0.99

01:38:02.600 And

01:38:03.900 And

01:38:04.420 And nobody

01:38:05.120 Everybody was like

01:38:06.540 Yeah sweep the leg 0.99

01:38:07.220 I fucking 0.98

01:38:07.740 Like 0.99

01:38:08.100 I

01:38:08.460 Goldberg

01:38:09.240 Speared her legs out 1.00

01:38:10.120 And

01:38:11.460 And you know

01:38:12.920 What the worst part was

01:38:13.900 After I picked her up

01:38:15.200 And got her back

01:38:15.860 To her feet

01:38:16.420 I was in the middle

01:38:18.360 Of a conversation

01:38:19.040 With my manager

01:38:20.140 At the time

01:38:20.600 When that happened

01:38:21.120 Nobody addressed it

01:38:23.300 Nobody said anything

01:38:25.100 Because it was so cringy

01:38:26.460 And it was so unbearable

01:38:28.540 What I had just done

01:38:29.740 That rather than be like

01:38:31.280 That was a weird move

01:38:32.340 Why'd you do that

01:38:33.160 He just said

01:38:34.620 So anyway

01:38:35.340 And kept talking

01:38:36.540 Jesus

01:38:37.200 It was that bad

01:38:38.360 It was that bad

01:38:39.100 Let's pretend that never happened

01:38:40.580 Yeah dude

01:38:41.760 So yeah

01:38:42.640 Don't

01:38:43.040 Don't

01:38:43.580 Don't stick your

01:38:44.320 Alright let's continue

01:38:45.700 Let's continue

01:38:46.160 Sorry Ben

01:38:47.040 Once again

01:38:47.380 We walked for miles

01:38:48.360 And my feet hurt

01:38:49.380 Because he has bare feet

01:38:50.500 I forgot he's not wearing shoes

01:38:51.680 He took off his shoes

01:38:54.500 And gave them to me

01:38:56.040 Which I tried to refuse

01:38:57.280 His response was

01:38:58.460 He was giving me them

01:39:00.400 Because of who he was

01:39:01.700 Not me

01:39:02.420 And

01:39:02.960 To just take them

01:39:04.320 At one point

01:39:05.680 He banged on a random

01:39:06.740 Trailer park window

01:39:07.800 And a sleepy man

01:39:08.960 Who answered

01:39:09.500 What the

01:39:10.240 Who answered 0.66

01:39:11.460 What the hell

01:39:12.780 He wanted

01:39:13.440 He simply said

01:39:14.920 Hey man

01:39:15.400 I'm jonesing for a cig

01:39:16.560 Do you have one

01:39:17.320 The guy grumbled

01:39:19.160 But gave him a cigarette

01:39:20.080 And a light

01:39:20.760 To which the man said

01:39:21.920 He gets it

01:39:22.640 And we walked off

01:39:23.980 Dude this guy is 0.97

01:39:25.020 Fucking awesome 0.99

01:39:26.020 What the hell 0.99

01:39:27.800 As we passed 0.92

01:39:28.780 Churches in town

01:39:29.560 He would point to them

01:39:30.280 And ask me

01:39:30.900 Who built that

01:39:31.900 And I would reply

01:39:32.880 God

01:39:33.340 And he would get mad

01:39:34.600 And say no

01:39:35.200 Who built that

01:39:36.120 And I would say

01:39:37.040 People

01:39:37.460 To which his response

01:39:38.880 Would be exactly

01:39:39.640 He finally told me

01:39:41.760 After the last church

01:39:42.620 We passed that

01:39:43.300 God cares about

01:39:44.600 What he built

01:39:45.340 And that's you

01:39:46.200 Not a building

01:39:46.980 Or a church

01:39:47.640 He built man

01:39:48.940 And that is what

01:39:50.080 He cares about

01:39:50.800 Interesting

01:39:51.720 Yeah

01:39:52.020 Banger

01:39:52.400 I accepted Christ

01:39:53.840 That night

01:39:54.360 And when I asked him

01:39:55.600 What was next

01:39:58.040 He simply wished me

01:39:58.920 A happy birthday

01:39:59.700 And bid me

01:40:01.020 To go to work

01:40:02.520 It was a crazy night

01:40:04.260 That changed my life

01:40:05.240 The night I found Christ

01:40:06.760 Or rather the night

01:40:07.580 Christ found me

01:40:08.540 That's so cool

01:40:10.000 Yeah

01:40:10.500 My life since that time

01:40:11.720 Has been an example

01:40:12.460 Of God's providence

01:40:13.480 In my life

01:40:14.600 From drug dealing

01:40:16.440 Ex-felon 1.00

01:40:17.020 To chaplain

01:40:17.600 Pastor

01:40:18.080 And working

01:40:19.520 Helping the homeless

01:40:21.740 Daily

01:40:22.200 I have more stories

01:40:24.660 From both

01:40:25.700 Before and after

01:40:26.780 I found salvation

01:40:27.500 But to me

01:40:28.100 The night I got saved

01:40:29.440 Was the most important

01:40:30.460 It's a very cool story

01:40:31.900 Yeah

01:40:32.420 Since this night

01:40:33.880 And before

01:40:34.380 I have other stories

01:40:35.440 And encounters

01:40:35.940 Both from my work

01:40:36.920 On the street

01:40:37.460 With the homeless

01:40:38.020 While going to jails

01:40:39.340 As a chaplain

01:40:40.040 And while

01:40:40.640 Working at my state's

01:40:42.220 At my state's

01:40:43.400 Largest homeless camp

01:40:44.520 On graveyard

01:40:45.460 As well as

01:40:47.360 Experience pre-Christ 0.96

01:40:49.660 Experiencing pre-Christ 0.92

01:40:51.560 Involving an abduction

01:40:52.960 Type experience

01:40:53.860 Ended by the name

01:40:55.100 Of Christ

01:40:55.520 In my 20s

01:40:56.280 Thanks guys

01:40:57.340 Keep up the good work

01:40:58.380 Yeah

01:40:58.600 Ben

01:40:58.960 We want to hear

01:40:59.660 More of those stories

01:41:01.380 Maybe

01:41:01.960 If Ben is a pastor

01:41:04.080 Maybe

01:41:04.340 We have somebody on

01:41:06.040 To talk to us

01:41:07.020 About that

01:41:07.400 That would be

01:41:07.780 That would be cool

01:41:08.440 And then

01:41:09.020 Ben will get accused

01:41:11.460 Of being on

01:41:12.720 A shill show

01:41:14.060 A racist podcast

01:41:15.260 Did you know

01:41:15.760 Those guys created

01:41:16.560 The Niggerverse 1.00

01:41:17.180 Or at least

01:41:17.540 One of them did

01:41:18.200 Yeah

01:41:18.820 And I think

01:41:19.360 It's mending people

01:41:20.080 Thank you Ben

01:41:21.280 This is actually

01:41:21.880 A really cool story

01:41:23.880 I feel like

01:41:25.380 There was probably

01:41:25.800 A lot more

01:41:26.420 If you spent

01:41:26.840 That long

01:41:27.260 With this guy

01:41:27.880 But you know

01:41:29.260 I get it

01:41:29.700 You don't want

01:41:30.040 To type a book up

01:41:31.400 But that's

01:41:32.320 I've been thinking

01:41:34.100 A lot lately

01:41:34.920 About

01:41:35.780 Like

01:41:38.580 I don't know

01:41:39.660 What to

01:41:39.900 I've never

01:41:41.140 Felt like

01:41:42.160 Asking God

01:41:42.780 For much

01:41:43.280 But part of me

01:41:44.200 Is just like

01:41:44.840 You know

01:41:46.080 You read the Bible

01:41:46.880 You fast

01:41:47.780 And you pray

01:41:48.680 And it just seems

01:41:50.680 To be

01:41:51.100 If you do that

01:41:51.900 Long enough

01:41:52.360 God responds

01:41:53.120 In some sort of way

01:41:54.400 And so part of me

01:41:55.660 Is almost like

01:41:56.340 Wanting to

01:41:57.560 Engage with that

01:42:00.000 Model

01:42:00.560 And

01:42:01.480 But I'm like

01:42:02.560 What do I ask

01:42:03.340 God to show me

01:42:04.340 You know

01:42:06.660 Because I feel like

01:42:07.300 God's already done

01:42:07.880 So much for me

01:42:08.500 And I feel like

01:42:09.460 It's pretty obvious

01:42:10.160 What I'm supposed to do

01:42:11.220 And you know

01:42:12.960 His presence in my life

01:42:14.040 Is glaringly obvious

01:42:15.580 So it kind of feels

01:42:16.680 Like I don't really

01:42:17.400 Need to ask God

01:42:19.380 For anything

01:42:20.000 But I kind of want to

01:42:21.460 Because I want to

01:42:22.260 Be able to

01:42:23.520 To test this thing

01:42:24.980 Of like fasting

01:42:25.920 And prayer

01:42:27.180 And reading the word

01:42:28.780 And then

01:42:29.780 Having something

01:42:31.620 On the other end of that

01:42:32.960 Yeah fasting is huge

01:42:33.880 Yeah

01:42:34.100 And

01:42:34.940 And so I've been

01:42:36.140 Kicking that idea around

01:42:37.240 Lately of like

01:42:37.840 I want to do that

01:42:38.800 But what do I ask

01:42:40.040 I almost want to

01:42:42.980 Be like

01:42:44.020 Can you come

01:42:44.580 Say hi

01:42:45.560 I also have been

01:42:47.080 Feeling like

01:42:47.800 Like I know

01:42:49.200 Like there's a lot

01:42:50.000 Of like come as you are

01:42:51.140 And that's fine

01:42:52.280 I think to a certain level

01:42:53.900 But there's a way

01:42:55.240 That like

01:42:55.800 In the Old Testament

01:42:57.620 They talk to God

01:42:58.960 They

01:43:00.020 They address him

01:43:01.520 They're like

01:43:02.320 Like they give him

01:43:03.760 A title

01:43:04.140 You know

01:43:04.960 It's like

01:43:05.380 Lord of the universe

01:43:07.000 You know

01:43:07.280 Like this kind of thing

01:43:08.040 I'm like yeah

01:43:09.140 By not just calling him God

01:43:11.420 But like

01:43:11.960 Real pretty specific

01:43:13.240 Like what is

01:43:14.040 What are you

01:43:14.760 What is this thing

01:43:15.600 As best as you could

01:43:16.660 Explain it

01:43:17.260 Like that would be

01:43:18.280 Interesting to

01:43:18.940 It's like the spirit

01:43:19.960 Of the ultimate father

01:43:21.020 You know

01:43:22.240 Yeah

01:43:22.400 In many ways

01:43:23.480 But you know 0.98

01:43:25.500 I'm like is that silly 0.74

01:43:26.520 Is that a silly thing to do 0.51

01:43:27.660 Also is that 0.57

01:43:28.420 Bad to do

01:43:31.020 Like is it bad

01:43:31.960 To be like

01:43:32.540 I'm gonna ask him

01:43:34.020 Just to say hi

01:43:35.540 Like just to

01:43:36.240 Say hi to me

01:43:37.840 In a way that I know

01:43:38.700 It's you 1.00

01:43:39.100 Is that fucking stupid 1.00

01:43:41.020 And gay 1.00

01:43:41.440 No 0.99

01:43:42.400 I think that's what

01:43:43.340 That's actually a good question

01:43:45.820 That's probably what

01:43:47.320 People should be doing

01:43:48.280 All the time

01:43:48.940 Like I want that

01:43:50.720 I think that sounds

01:43:51.520 Incredible

01:43:52.240 And that would be really

01:43:53.080 Really really cool

01:43:54.500 And that's something

01:43:55.840 That I would want

01:43:56.280 Like I'd share that

01:43:57.120 With everybody

01:43:57.520 I'd go to my son

01:43:58.280 And be like 1.00

01:43:58.580 It's fucking 1.00

01:43:59.280 If you pray to him 1.00

01:44:00.460 And you talk to him

01:44:01.040 You'll say hi

01:44:01.600 You know

01:44:02.280 Like grab by his little face

01:44:03.220 And shake it

01:44:03.800 But yeah

01:44:05.840 I don't know

01:44:06.740 That's just been on my mind

01:44:07.560 A lot lately

01:44:08.080 It's like

01:44:08.560 It's right there

01:44:09.900 People go through 0.99

01:44:10.660 All kinds of dumb 1.00

01:44:11.560 Fucking ritual 1.00

01:44:12.540 They'll sacrifice 1.00

01:44:13.160 A small animal

01:44:13.980 And make a ring of salt

01:44:15.480 To talk to some greasy deity 1.00

01:44:16.820 That doesn't have

01:44:17.780 Their best interest

01:44:18.520 In heart

01:44:19.280 But you know

01:44:20.740 There are rituals

01:44:22.300 I don't want to call them rituals

01:44:23.400 Because it has such

01:44:24.580 A negative connotation

01:44:25.300 But there are rituals

01:44:25.900 You can do

01:44:26.600 To speak to the father

01:44:27.840 You fast

01:44:28.700 You pray

01:44:29.680 And you read the word

01:44:31.060 And you ask

01:44:32.400 And then

01:44:33.880 It seems to be

01:44:35.440 Over enough time

01:44:36.240 Because I hear that a lot

01:44:37.140 I hear that a lot

01:44:38.540 It's like

01:44:38.860 The amount of stories

01:44:39.560 That I hear of people

01:44:40.400 You know

01:44:41.420 Praying to God

01:44:42.320 To show them something 0.99

01:44:43.400 And then some shit happens 0.99

01:44:44.800 And it's like 0.99

01:44:45.980 Well

01:44:46.420 And they tell you how to do it

01:44:47.640 Like I said

01:44:48.360 It's fasting and prayer

01:44:49.420 And reading the word

01:44:50.360 So I don't know

01:44:51.520 It's just something

01:44:52.500 I've been thinking about a lot

01:44:53.360 I just didn't know

01:44:53.940 If it was gay 1.00

01:44:54.500 To be like 0.95

01:44:54.960 Just say hi

01:44:55.760 Because I don't even want to

01:44:56.700 What am I going to ask him for

01:44:57.800 I don't need anything

01:44:59.100 He's given me everything

01:44:59.980 I just

01:45:00.800 You know

01:45:02.120 Just to have an experience

01:45:03.020 Would be really wonderful

01:45:04.320 Or maybe that's

01:45:05.760 Maybe I'm thinking about things

01:45:06.820 The wrong way

01:45:07.280 I don't know

01:45:07.700 I don't know

01:45:08.260 Get creative

01:45:08.900 You're creative

01:45:09.800 Figure out something else

01:45:11.660 I would ask God

01:45:12.720 Is 0.88

01:45:13.020 Are you

01:45:14.340 And it's okay

01:45:15.380 I get it

01:45:15.900 I understand if you are

01:45:16.820 Are you dis

01:45:17.600 Are you displeased 0.95

01:45:19.040 With the niggaverse 1.00

01:45:19.800 Are you not

01:45:21.680 Pumped about that

01:45:22.760 Should I not have done that

01:45:24.040 Because it

01:45:24.700 Came from a really

01:45:25.900 Fun place

01:45:26.780 When I did that

01:45:27.360 It wasn't

01:45:27.880 It wasn't malicious at all

01:45:29.840 I was actually tickled

01:45:31.520 It's very innocent

01:45:34.780 Okay

01:45:35.200 Come on

01:45:36.100 I mean this

01:45:36.620 Like dude

01:45:37.280 It's

01:45:38.100 I don't

01:45:38.780 I don't understand

01:45:39.340 How it's not hilarious

01:45:40.180 Three six nine 0.76

01:45:41.200 Damn look fine 0.95

01:45:42.240 It's 0.99

01:45:43.340 It is great

01:45:44.660 Look at

01:45:45.120 They even got the part

01:45:46.200 In his hair

01:45:46.680 I love it

01:45:47.640 I love it

01:45:48.140 I had to

01:45:48.620 I had to re-edit that one

01:45:49.860 I was like

01:45:50.280 Give him a mustache

01:45:51.440 Because it gave me that guy

01:45:52.420 With no mustache

01:45:53.000 I was like no

01:45:53.480 Nikola Tesla's got that mustache

01:45:54.580 You can't not give me the mustache

01:45:56.140 I let

01:45:56.660 My favorite one

01:45:57.460 Might have been

01:45:58.380 The Steve Irwin

01:45:59.160 Where I said

01:45:59.840 A stingray knelt on his neck

01:46:01.220 Until death

01:46:02.160 I thought that was very funny

01:46:03.400 This one is just like

01:46:05.140 Steve Irwin in blackface though 0.75

01:46:06.660 It's like really black too 0.99

01:46:08.200 And it

01:46:08.740 It did that at first

01:46:09.860 And I was like

01:46:10.240 Look at the afro 1.00

01:46:11.360 The afro

01:46:12.320 Give him an afro 0.99

01:46:13.260 Yeah it's got his hair

01:46:14.040 Hanging out the back of it

01:46:14.880 He even has like a nappy mullet

01:46:16.280 This is great

01:46:17.000 I mean how could you not

01:46:17.980 Use this for this

01:46:19.040 Well that's what I'm saying

01:46:20.080 It's like God

01:46:20.660 Is this okay

01:46:21.720 People are doing

01:46:22.840 Studio Ghibli

01:46:23.960 That isn't that yellow face

01:46:26.040 I'm doing the niggaverse 1.00

01:46:26.740 Alright come on

01:46:27.440 This is so much better

01:46:28.700 It's so much better

01:46:29.920 It crosses a line

01:46:31.400 Of like what you're allowed

01:46:32.520 To talk about

01:46:33.180 And then also

01:46:33.820 What is funny

01:46:34.740 And people know

01:46:36.080 It's funny

01:46:36.660 They just

01:46:37.580 Get the

01:46:38.040 Jordan Peterson one

01:46:40.020 Is good

01:46:40.380 Yeah

01:46:40.720 Yeah it would be the most 0.70

01:46:41.460 Dominant nigga in the hierarchy 1.00

01:46:42.620 I like the 0.94

01:46:44.740 Albert Pike one

01:46:46.600 That one was very funny

01:46:47.800 Because it doesn't even

01:46:48.560 Look like him 0.95

01:46:49.300 It just put a black dude's 1.00

01:46:50.760 Head over his head 0.99

01:46:51.680 You can still see part of his head

01:46:52.860 Peaking in the background

01:46:53.840 His hands are white

01:46:54.460 His hands are white

01:46:55.100 And I said

01:46:55.800 When these niggas need a hero 1.00

01:46:56.940 We shall provide that 1.00

01:46:58.300 Motherfucker 1.00

01:46:58.740 Oh my god 1.00

01:47:04.180 Come on bro

01:47:04.960 You kidding me

01:47:07.320 Stranger by the hour podcast

01:47:08.680 Banger

01:47:09.200 Banger podcast

01:47:10.000 I like those

01:47:10.840 Those guys say a lot of

01:47:11.840 Really fun stuff

01:47:12.700 Free my nigga Mason

01:47:13.660 We should 0.94

01:47:14.680 We should invite them

01:47:15.520 To Bohemian Grove

01:47:16.360 That would be fun

01:47:17.040 Oh we should

01:47:17.580 That would be fun to do

01:47:18.060 Alright

01:47:19.500 I gotta pee

01:47:20.160 I gotta pee

01:47:20.660 And we'll be back with

01:47:21.740 What time is it

01:47:23.040 Ciprian

01:47:24.000 Or Vin Armani

01:47:25.280 At 430

01:47:27.020 In two hours

01:47:27.140 No like three hours

01:47:29.000 Three and a half

01:47:29.400 430pm

01:47:30.380 Eastern Standard Time

01:47:31.640 Be here

01:47:32.760 It's

01:47:33.760 I don't even really know

01:47:34.580 How that show's gonna go

01:47:35.740 He's a

01:47:36.420 He's a little bit of

01:47:37.520 What's the word

01:47:39.080 He could be a little bit

01:47:40.440 Of a prickly character

01:47:41.500 But

01:47:42.200 Just be yourself

01:47:43.200 And see where it goes

01:47:44.040 He might hate us

01:47:44.820 He might love us

01:47:45.580 We'll find out

01:47:46.160 It's gonna be

01:47:46.740 Hilarious

01:47:48.020 I can't wait

01:47:48.700 Very excited

01:47:48.980 But that's a dude

01:47:50.140 That's a dude

01:47:51.000 That went like

01:47:51.540 His transformation

01:47:52.220 From

01:47:53.400 Basically like

01:47:55.420 Male model escort

01:47:57.060 Like kind of a

01:47:58.820 I don't know

01:47:59.400 I don't wanna call him 1.00

01:47:59.820 A piece of crap 0.99

01:48:00.460 But like kind of 1.00

01:48:01.060 Like a philanderer

01:48:02.200 Kind of dude

01:48:03.260 Very full of himself

01:48:04.180 To

01:48:04.500 Yeah

01:48:04.880 Changing his life

01:48:06.140 I think he lives

01:48:06.660 In Japan now

01:48:07.380 Left

01:48:07.760 He's part of

01:48:09.320 The Orthodox Church

01:48:10.420 And he's changed his name

01:48:11.520 So Ciprian 0.99

01:48:12.300 Is the name of a saint

01:48:13.160 Which I think

01:48:13.540 We should ask him about

01:48:14.280 But the guys

01:48:15.060 Did a complete transformation

01:48:16.120 Somebody I was at odds with

01:48:17.980 With like

01:48:19.160 I don't know

01:48:19.520 In the libertarian

01:48:20.300 Idea space

01:48:21.100 Like economic stuff

01:48:22.240 And I didn't understand

01:48:23.280 What he was doing

01:48:23.840 Religiously

01:48:24.420 A couple years ago

01:48:25.840 But now I sort of do

01:48:27.340 And I wanna delve

01:48:28.100 Deeper into that aspect

01:48:29.780 He thought

01:48:30.320 He thought we wanted

01:48:30.920 To talk about tariffs

01:48:31.780 He was like

01:48:32.140 Oh I'll come on

01:48:32.840 Quickly to talk about

01:48:33.980 Trump's tariffs

01:48:34.580 I was like

01:48:34.860 No no

01:48:35.120 I don't care about that

01:48:35.820 I wanna talk about your journey

01:48:37.140 God

01:48:37.460 He talked about God

01:48:38.480 And he was like

01:48:38.860 I'm down

01:48:39.440 I was like

01:48:39.940 Alright perfect

01:48:40.420 Let's go

01:48:41.260 Alright well

01:48:41.960 Guys look forward to that

01:48:43.020 Also don't forget

01:48:43.680 One more time

01:48:44.380 That patreon.com

01:48:45.440 Is where you're gonna

01:48:45.840 Want to be

01:48:46.200 When Brohemian Grove 0.90

01:48:47.620 Tickets drop

01:48:48.540 That's the wrong one

01:48:51.900 Milkistogus is gonna be there 1.00

01:48:53.360 He'll be in blackface 1.00

01:48:54.160 It's actually a requirement

01:48:55.020 We told him that

01:48:55.760 If he shows up in blackface 1.00

01:48:56.740 He doesn't have to pay

01:48:57.280 For his ticket

01:48:57.740 He doesn't have to do that

01:48:58.860 Yeah well I mean

01:49:00.080 You know

01:49:00.300 Yeah if he pays for his ticket

01:49:01.600 Patreon.com

01:49:02.840 Backslash Nephilim 1.00

01:49:03.480 Death Squad

01:49:03.840 Be there when the tickets drop 0.95

01:49:05.540 Or you will

01:49:06.660 Simply not be there at all

01:49:08.080 Because Owen Benjamin's audience

01:49:09.520 And Sam Tripoli's audience

01:49:10.640 And Shane Cashman's audience

01:49:11.720 And everybody else's audience

01:49:13.180 Is gonna eat these tickets up

01:49:14.660 So if you want

01:49:15.200 Any chance of being there

01:49:16.520 For what I think

01:49:17.440 Is probably gonna be

01:49:17.900 One of the greatest 0.98

01:49:18.380 Fucking events 0.99

01:49:19.260 Ever 0.99

01:49:20.260 On the planet

01:49:22.340 Yes

01:49:23.320 Then you're gonna want

01:49:23.800 To be at

01:49:24.040 Patreon.com

01:49:24.660 Backslash Nephilim Death Squad 0.84

01:49:25.800 That's it guys

01:49:26.980 That's it

01:49:28.140 That's it

01:49:29.360 Alright bye

01:49:30.020 The greatest hypnotist

01:49:31.920 On planet Earth

01:49:32.900 Is a oblong box

01:49:34.780 In the corner of the room

01:49:36.220 It is constantly telling us

01:49:38.280 What to believe is real

01:49:40.040 You can persuade us

01:49:41.720 That what they see

01:49:44.100 With their eyes

01:49:44.720 Is what there is to see

01:49:45.800 You know

01:49:46.580 Because

01:49:48.100 They'll see the face

01:49:49.600 Of an explanation

01:49:50.960 That portrays

01:49:52.100 The bigger picture

01:49:52.920 Of what it is

01:49:53.480 And they have

01:49:55.700 Yeah

01:49:56.680 Been there

01:49:59.240 There

01:50:00.280 Through

01:50:06.800 What's

01:50:07.360 That fate

01:50:08.540 What's

01:50:09.400 Is 0.88

01:50:10.600 What's

01:50:11.220 At

01:50:11.660 On planet Earth

01:50:12.960 The

01:50:13.440 The

01:50:17.500 How

01:50:18.560 Of iedereen 0.68

01:50:19.600 Forward

01:50:20.420 To

01:50:20.480 The

01:50:21.200 How

01:50:21.400 With

Nephilim Death Squad - May 07, 2025

019： NDS Chronicles - Steve Wilkos

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