Nephilim Death Squad - May 07, 2025


019: NDS Chronicles - Steve Wilkos


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 50 minutes

Words per Minute

195.96082

Word Count

21,628

Sentence Count

594

Misogynist Sentences

66

Hate Speech Sentences

167


Summary

In this episode of NDSN Chronicles, we read your submitted paranormal testimony from a man named Top Lobster, aka the Father of Disinformation. He's a man of many talents, but his knowledge of the dark side of the universe is nothing short of legendary, and we're here to tell you why.


Transcript

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00:01:12.160 Top laughs in productions.
00:01:13.340 We are being hypnotized by people like this.
00:01:22.560 Newsreaders, politicians, teachers, lecturers.
00:01:27.120 We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.
00:01:34.800 The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely normal.
00:01:41.900 Oh, yeah, dude.
00:01:43.060 There's some Nephilim shit.
00:01:44.220 It's like we all know what's going down, but no one's saying shit what happened to the home of the brave.
00:01:49.740 But they controlling this now.
00:01:51.680 I know we're talking about how they made us finally slaves.
00:01:54.820 And everybody's just walking around, heading to clouds.
00:01:57.580 I want to wake up to a dead in the grave.
00:02:00.020 But then it's too late.
00:02:01.000 We need to be ready to raise up.
00:02:02.820 Welcome to the end of day.
00:02:04.560 Everybody is slaves.
00:02:06.000 Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in their hands.
00:02:09.700 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles.
00:02:16.400 The show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony.
00:02:21.320 I am David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.
00:02:24.040 That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.
00:02:27.880 And before we get into today's content, whatever,
00:02:31.080 I would like to remind all of the live viewers that this is a 30-minute preview only.
00:02:35.320 Sometime around the 30-minute mark, we'll be going live exclusively to Patreon.com backslash NephilimDeathSquad,
00:02:41.380 where you can continue enjoying this episode, engaging with the free chat, checking that picture out.
00:02:53.140 That's not on Patreon.com.
00:02:56.140 Shout out Milkus.
00:02:57.820 Shout out Milkus Dogus.
00:02:59.300 Go to Twitch.tv slash forward slash Milkus Dogus.
00:03:02.320 I don't know what he's doing over there.
00:03:03.420 He's playing video games in blackface or something like that, but I love this guy.
00:03:07.060 I'm excited for it.
00:03:07.520 I mean, afterwards, we'll be tuning into that to watch it.
00:03:09.800 I mean, we'll do a live watch party.
00:03:12.000 Anyway, guys, Patreon.com backslash NephilimDeathSquad.
00:03:14.180 You know the deal, and you can do it for free.
00:03:16.040 All that good stuff is there, as well as a shit ton of backlogged content.
00:03:19.820 Dude, when I tell you we're, like, we're really backlogged, we're really backlogged.
00:03:23.640 Like, if you're hearing this right now, and you think that you're up to date on episodes,
00:03:26.840 and you're not a Patreon member, you are fucking mistaken, dude.
00:03:30.040 It's an emergency.
00:03:31.140 It's an emergency.
00:03:32.560 It really is.
00:03:33.160 We're trying to get up episodes as quickly as we can.
00:03:36.080 We make them faster than we air them, and I would say for every one that we air, we make
00:03:41.560 two to three, so do the math.
00:03:43.480 It's not good.
00:03:44.120 All right, guys.
00:03:44.760 Go on to Patreon.com backslash NephilimDeathSquad.
00:03:46.560 Do the thing.
00:03:47.220 Enjoy the stuff.
00:03:48.080 We're back, baby.
00:03:49.120 That's right.
00:03:49.620 Today, we are going to—oh, wait.
00:03:51.100 Do we have to tell them about Bohemian Grove?
00:03:52.860 Bohemian Grove.
00:03:53.880 June 20th.
00:03:54.600 Bohemian Grove.
00:03:55.480 Oh.
00:03:55.820 Through the 21st.
00:03:58.960 Actually, maybe we can play—let's play a little fucking clip for them.
00:04:01.840 Oh, yeah.
00:04:02.080 We can play the little clip for them.
00:04:03.200 It's not done, but we'll play a little clip for them.
00:04:05.480 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:06.040 Go ahead.
00:04:06.580 Keep vamping.
00:04:07.560 We haven't paid for this clip yet, but we're going to—
00:04:09.760 It's a rough draft.
00:04:13.000 It's a rough draft, but we're figuring out.
00:04:14.700 And honestly, it doesn't even really say anything.
00:04:16.900 No, it doesn't really say anything, but it's fun, though.
00:04:18.540 Guys, June 20th through the 21st at Leesburg, Florida in the Tropic Theater.
00:04:24.140 The Tropic.
00:04:24.500 Performances from Owen Benjamin, Sam Tripoli, Nephilim, Death Squad, Tower Gang.
00:04:31.920 Ooh, play it.
00:04:34.580 Here we go.
00:04:35.100 Somewhere between Area 51, Comedy Central, and a really intense episode of Ancient Aliens,
00:04:40.940 there exists a place.
00:04:42.180 I don't even—I don't like this.
00:04:43.880 Welcome to Bohemian Grove.
00:04:45.440 June 20th through the 21st, the Tropic, Leesburg, Florida.
00:04:48.780 Featuring performances from Tower Gang, Nephilim, Death Squad.
00:04:52.380 Other people will be there, too.
00:04:53.720 Hosted by the cosmic cowboy of consciousness himself, Shane Cashman.
00:04:56.960 You'll experience live podcasts, wild performances,
00:05:00.240 and the kind of conversations that'll get your group chats—
00:05:03.560 —that will get your group chats flagged by the NSA.
00:05:06.300 God damn it!
00:05:06.900 Day 2 isn't just off the rails.
00:05:09.320 There are no rails!
00:05:11.360 Yeah, that is gay, right?
00:05:12.820 It's unfiltered, uncensored, and quite possibly a psyop, but a really fun one.
00:05:17.620 Conspiracies.
00:05:18.640 Comedy.
00:05:19.440 Chaos.
00:05:19.840 At least one guy trying to sell you DMT in the parking lot.
00:05:23.840 Welcome to Bohemian Grove.
00:05:25.080 Two days.
00:05:26.020 Shut up.
00:05:27.000 Bohemian Grove 3.
00:05:28.540 Two days.
00:05:29.400 One portal.
00:05:30.280 And remember, if you don't show up, the Jews win.
00:05:32.880 Tickets are on sale now.
00:05:34.700 No, tickets aren't on sale yet, but they will be.
00:05:37.000 They're not on sale at all, guys.
00:05:39.020 We jumped the gun.
00:05:40.460 Oh, my God.
00:05:41.300 Anyway, if you want tickets to whatever we just described there,
00:05:44.040 that's going to be available very soon, only to our Patreon members,
00:05:47.920 patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad.
00:05:49.760 Happy birthday, Ryan Drew.
00:05:51.180 You better fucking be there, dude.
00:05:53.600 If you guys want tickets, you're going to have to be there
00:05:55.680 because we've talked about this before, right?
00:05:59.220 Sam Tripoli, huge draw.
00:06:00.640 Owen Benjamin, huge draw.
00:06:02.740 As soon as we open up the floodgates to their audience,
00:06:05.120 those tickets are going to go very quickly.
00:06:06.820 So we're doing this as a choking point so that our fans can be there
00:06:11.900 because we want dangerous retards in the live audience
00:06:15.420 more than we want bears and more than we want tinfoil hat enjoyers.
00:06:18.460 We want you guys there.
00:06:19.700 So we'll give you an opportunity, but it won't last long.
00:06:22.040 Just keep an eye on patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad.
00:06:24.980 In case you guys are wondering what it's going to be about,
00:06:28.120 like what this event is going to be about,
00:06:30.820 it's going to be very much – no, I'll show you what it's going to be about.
00:06:33.540 It's going to be like this guy's event, which he's mentioning over here.
00:06:37.860 Oh, yeah.
00:06:38.220 Fuck this guy.
00:06:39.300 Yeah, well, this is – whatever.
00:06:40.700 We're doing what we want.
00:06:41.440 This is our show.
00:06:42.460 We're going to play some –
00:06:43.800 Yeah, we don't have to read any Chronicles, actually.
00:06:45.440 People come from all over the country to show up for this
00:06:51.400 because they know they're going to get something that's actual.
00:06:58.340 They got Leonardo Joni calling half of the audience faggots and Sam Tripoli.
00:07:06.700 First off, we did it.
00:07:08.460 We did – yes.
00:07:08.980 Hi, Kate.
00:07:09.680 This is live.
00:07:11.440 Hello.
00:07:12.040 Doxxed.
00:07:12.940 Doxxed.
00:07:14.060 Yes.
00:07:15.040 We did this first.
00:07:15.920 We actually had Leonardo Joni before you did.
00:07:18.940 Faggot.
00:07:19.320 But let's get – yes.
00:07:21.140 That part's implied, David, but let's continue listening because this is –
00:07:24.380 it's quite embarrassing for – I guess for him, but here we go.
00:07:26.700 They're claiming that he crushed –
00:07:29.140 Hold on, wait.
00:07:29.420 Pause it real quick.
00:07:29.980 But only on the left side of –
00:07:31.020 I just want to give the audience context.
00:07:33.480 He's describing his event.
00:07:34.720 He had an event, and he's describing that he had Leonardo Joni there and shit like that.
00:07:38.360 So they're describing this dude, Steve's event first.
00:07:41.640 Now you can press press.
00:07:42.660 This is very interesting.
00:07:43.560 Yes.
00:07:43.800 Look at people taking him serious.
00:07:45.360 Okay, here we go.
00:07:45.900 The barn.
00:07:47.580 So it was a great weekend.
00:07:51.420 Charlie's such a nice guy.
00:07:52.660 You guys did a great job.
00:07:53.860 Pasta was over there cooking.
00:07:56.480 Look at Don looking real old in the middle there.
00:07:58.800 What's up, Don?
00:08:00.060 I love Don Jeffries.
00:08:01.260 Looking rough.
00:08:02.260 Looking rough.
00:08:03.520 But like you – I don't know who Matt is, but hi, Matt.
00:08:06.820 Okay.
00:08:07.020 No, I don't know who that is.
00:08:07.600 Kurt Metzger came up on –
00:08:10.540 Where did this bitch come from?
00:08:11.700 Did you just see that?
00:08:12.940 Where did that lady come from, bro?
00:08:15.000 What the fuck?
00:08:15.880 I was just wondering.
00:08:17.000 I was like, whose window is that?
00:08:18.520 And all of a sudden, she arose from the depths.
00:08:20.280 Yeah, there we go.
00:08:21.140 It was a great weekend.
00:08:23.440 Look at this.
00:08:23.740 It was a lot of fun.
00:08:24.200 The Undertaker.
00:08:24.880 Ready?
00:08:25.200 You guys did a great job.
00:08:26.220 Pasta was over there cooking.
00:08:29.260 Kurt Metzger came up on –
00:08:31.860 What was she doing down there?
00:08:33.800 Seven Seas was on there.
00:08:35.340 Hi, Leonardo.
00:08:36.160 Scott Armstrong.
00:08:37.780 Oh, there she is.
00:08:39.400 Sam and I were –
00:08:41.260 We just had too much fun.
00:08:42.540 It was great.
00:08:43.040 And I agree with Steve.
00:08:44.820 But if you have the luxury of being able to get out
00:08:50.040 and maybe travel for a couple days and go to one of these events,
00:08:54.120 be it Third Eye Carnival or Narcopulco, which I've been to a bunch,
00:08:57.560 or some of the other ones, Music and Sky, Confluence.
00:09:00.360 Oh, look, he left.
00:09:01.100 It's better.
00:09:01.460 It's a pork fest.
00:09:02.400 He got bumped off because they have 40 people.
00:09:04.220 You're not going to regret it.
00:09:04.960 You're only going to feel more connected.
00:09:06.720 You'll have some nice memories from it.
00:09:10.100 All right, all right.
00:09:10.720 Come on.
00:09:11.140 Come on, Charlie.
00:09:11.840 They can't take away from you.
00:09:12.960 Who knows how much longer we're going to be allowed to travel the way we have.
00:09:18.340 I mean, I can certainly envision a scenario in which clearly they don't want us flying.
00:09:24.000 They're making the experience terrible on every –
00:09:26.940 Premium Grove, number two.
00:09:28.400 Premium Grove.
00:09:28.900 I think Triple E's are closer.
00:09:31.180 I'm not sure.
00:09:32.000 Okay.
00:09:32.340 Pause it real quick.
00:09:34.240 So, yeah, Clint is now –
00:09:35.940 Is somebody doing lawn by you?
00:09:37.580 Dude, I cannot explain to you how frustrating it is.
00:09:40.940 As soon as I start doing a show, these motherfuckers come up and do yard work outside my window every single time.
00:09:46.000 Love it.
00:09:46.320 But Clint Russell just got to the point where he's now describing Brohemian Grove because if we're doing event shout-outs, then, of course, Clint Russell is going to want to shout-out Brohemian Grove.
00:09:55.580 And he totally butchers it, by the way.
00:09:56.980 It is the third Brohemian Grove, not the second one.
00:09:59.940 But here, let it rip.
00:10:01.340 What does this mean?
00:10:01.940 Is it because we're boring you?
00:10:03.800 No, no, no.
00:10:04.160 I think that they mean that's how they listen to Union of the Unwanted.
00:10:08.680 Yeah, I listen to it on mute, but here we go.
00:10:10.540 That's what boys are getting.
00:10:11.560 No, I'm just joking.
00:10:12.680 It's fun.
00:10:13.160 Only Steve Sparts.
00:10:14.100 It looks like you guys were having a good time last year.
00:10:14.780 By the way, fucking hilarious because –
00:10:18.220 Here comes the hate, guys.
00:10:19.480 This is fun.
00:10:20.000 Here we go.
00:10:20.220 I'm bringing this up because I have plans to kill this person.
00:10:24.020 Not in real life.
00:10:24.820 I love how he's – yeah, in Minecraft.
00:10:26.020 Hassan Piker!
00:10:27.480 Hassan Piker!
00:10:30.000 I'm coming to kill you in Los Angeles!
00:10:33.520 So, listen to the way he –
00:10:37.460 In your house!
00:10:41.240 Listen to the way he starts this conversation.
00:10:43.500 He starts by laughing, and then he – what does he say?
00:10:46.280 Pull it back just three seconds.
00:10:47.620 It's the most disingenuous way to start this because it's not funny to him.
00:10:50.500 He thinks we're robbing him.
00:10:52.760 Yeah, it's psychotic, really, but here we go.
00:10:54.400 Problem, Death Squad, Boys, Tower Gang, guys.
00:10:56.440 It's fun.
00:10:57.660 And it looked like you guys were having a good time last year.
00:10:59.580 By the way, fucking hilarious.
00:11:01.160 Is it fucking hilarious, Steve?
00:11:02.700 A couple of years ago.
00:11:04.040 Is it Steve?
00:11:05.380 Is it Steve?
00:11:06.460 Is it fucking hilarious?
00:11:07.560 Steve McCornin!
00:11:09.180 I'm coming to kill you!
00:11:12.740 No!
00:11:13.440 In real life!
00:11:14.880 In real life!
00:11:15.500 You should go home!
00:11:17.980 When I was in Snoma County,
00:11:20.000 Clint and I were on Union of the Unwanted,
00:11:25.980 and I was living 12 miles –
00:11:28.460 Sorry.
00:11:29.460 What did I do here?
00:11:30.560 I press this.
00:11:30.860 It's so hard to listen to –
00:11:31.940 Steve McCornin!
00:11:33.360 Okay.
00:11:35.000 This didn't work out too well, huh?
00:11:36.720 Let me see.
00:11:37.240 72.
00:11:38.040 I didn't see it.
00:11:38.640 I like this one.
00:11:39.340 I really like this one.
00:11:40.700 I thought that was funny.
00:11:42.340 We're showing you guys behind the scenes.
00:11:43.840 I'm going to kill you at your house.
00:11:50.460 Okay.
00:11:50.980 Get real, David.
00:11:52.300 We have a show to do.
00:11:53.300 These people showed up here.
00:11:54.480 Are we going to finish playing fucking Steve Poikos talking shit?
00:11:57.280 Yes.
00:11:57.820 Okay.
00:11:59.060 Steve –
00:11:59.660 What was the bodyguard for Jerry –
00:12:02.660 Steve Wilkos?
00:12:04.660 Get out of my chair.
00:12:06.220 We should just call him Steve Wilkos.
00:12:08.380 I'm going to call him Steve Wilkos from fucking now on.
00:12:11.140 He couldn't be more the opposite of Steve Wilkos, by the way.
00:12:13.460 Steve Wilkos –
00:12:14.020 Where did the bitch in the middle go?
00:12:16.180 She disappeared again.
00:12:17.140 She just dropped out again.
00:12:19.180 And why did she drop out like down?
00:12:22.200 Look, eight figures is like, is there an interview?
00:12:24.520 No, dude.
00:12:25.180 There's not an interview.
00:12:26.140 Not today.
00:12:26.420 What interview?
00:12:26.840 We got stood up by our guest, and so now we're just mad.
00:12:30.340 It says NDS Chronicles.
00:12:31.640 That means we do what we want here.
00:12:33.180 Anyway, let's play the video.
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00:13:15.040 Hashtag make a play.
00:13:16.580 Miles away from the Bohemian Grove.
00:13:21.200 And I had a t-shirt company that was partially incorporated with the show that was called
00:13:29.540 Bohemian Grove.
00:13:31.140 And we were like, hey, dude, it'd be funny as shit to do an event that we called Bohemian Grove.
00:13:38.220 And then like two months later, Clint's like, hey, we've got an event in Florida called Bohemian Grove.
00:13:44.640 For the record, I didn't name it.
00:13:46.680 That was...
00:13:47.040 It's for the record.
00:13:48.000 For the record, neither did we...
00:13:49.180 Let the record show.
00:13:50.440 Let the record show, Steve Wilkos.
00:13:52.960 Steve Wilkos, you bald bitch.
00:13:55.120 Sam Tripp...
00:13:55.800 Is he bald?
00:13:56.720 No, but Steve Wilkos is bald.
00:13:58.620 Steve Wilkos is bald.
00:13:59.540 This guy's just ugly.
00:14:01.080 Sam Trippley named it.
00:14:02.960 And we just said, okay, fine.
00:14:05.080 No, no, no.
00:14:05.500 I like that.
00:14:05.960 Do you remember how this went?
00:14:06.840 And so we were driving to this event.
00:14:09.620 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:10.060 Okay.
00:14:10.320 And we were talking about doing an event called Bohemian Grove.
00:14:13.340 It's literally a throwaway, low-hanging fruit name, by the way, guys.
00:14:16.940 All I did was add an R.
00:14:18.380 So, you know, the idea that the room for parallel thinking in this fucking venture is pretty big.
00:14:23.900 There's a lot of parallel thinking.
00:14:25.280 So every time we talk about Bohemian Grove, I just like, go ahead, continue.
00:14:29.780 Yes, that.
00:14:30.300 Keep that up.
00:14:30.620 So we get to the event, and we're on stage signing comics with Sam Trippley.
00:14:34.960 And Sam Trippley goes, what should we call this event?
00:14:37.240 He wanted to call it Conspiracy Con.
00:14:39.280 And you go, hey, well, Dave had an idea for an event.
00:14:43.200 And Sam goes, well, what's the idea?
00:14:44.860 And I go, I literally have the recording.
00:14:47.060 I still have the recording because it was such a beautiful moment for me.
00:14:50.360 And I go, oh, yeah, I was thinking of something called Bohemian Grove.
00:14:53.560 And Sam picks up the fucking mic and goes, welcome to the first official Bohemian Grove.
00:14:59.640 Yeah.
00:15:00.040 And I almost shit my pants.
00:15:02.200 All right?
00:15:02.620 So let's finish playing this a little bit.
00:15:04.940 And then let's get the fuck out of here with Steve.
00:15:07.280 Top Lobson and David of Nephilim Death Squad came up with it.
00:15:10.560 Yeah, but they watched.
00:15:12.380 Oh, maybe they got it from there.
00:15:13.500 You hear that?
00:15:14.060 Right there, guys.
00:15:14.880 What was that?
00:15:15.260 What was that?
00:15:15.580 Bring that back.
00:15:16.000 Just hit the arrow button.
00:15:17.180 Bring it back 10 seconds.
00:15:19.000 Where's the arrow button?
00:15:20.720 Can I do it with this?
00:15:21.540 Oh, yeah, that's true.
00:15:24.060 Oh, maybe they got it from that.
00:15:25.360 Yeah, I don't know.
00:15:26.620 What?
00:15:27.620 I'll give you credit from now on.
00:15:29.440 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a second.
00:15:31.220 Go back because he says it.
00:15:32.660 Here we go.
00:15:34.540 They what?
00:15:34.940 Maybe they got it from that.
00:15:36.420 Nephilim Death Squad.
00:15:37.360 Charlie says they won.
00:15:38.760 Name it.
00:15:39.080 That was Top Lobson.
00:15:40.800 Oh, oh.
00:15:41.660 Nephilim Death Squad came up with it.
00:15:43.020 Yeah, but they won.
00:15:44.380 No, that wasn't him.
00:15:45.080 Maybe they got it from that.
00:15:46.200 His mouth doesn't move.
00:15:47.640 Oh, okay.
00:15:48.480 Well, wait a second.
00:15:50.000 We're missing something more important here.
00:15:51.380 Look at the middle of the screen here.
00:15:53.500 Look, I'll get it.
00:15:56.160 Is there a staircase?
00:15:57.560 Is there a staircase there, Miriam?
00:15:59.280 I don't know what the fuck's going on.
00:16:00.780 Look, all I'm getting at is that Steve Wilkos thinks we stole the fucking name from him,
00:16:05.500 which is incredible because in order for us to do that, somebody would have to watch
00:16:08.620 your dog shit show, in which case, you know, maybe then you can-
00:16:11.440 Well, we're watching it now.
00:16:12.780 So, wait, we're going to fast forward to-
00:16:14.260 No, no, no, he said his show, which is like AM Wake Up or some shit like that.
00:16:17.680 Who cares about that show?
00:16:18.720 All right, here we go.
00:16:19.640 On the platform, I'm way meaner on Twitter.
00:16:22.600 I'm happy to do that.
00:16:23.400 I don't give-
00:16:25.140 Here he's talking about, he's like, Clint, why don't you come on my show?
00:16:28.080 Clint says, you're an asshole, and I blocked you on Twitter.
00:16:30.400 That's why I don't really want to talk to you.
00:16:31.880 But I guess in this format, since you're here, I'll talk to you.
00:16:34.320 And the guy says, no, I'm much nicer.
00:16:36.500 He's like, I'm much nicer on my interviews.
00:16:39.680 Turns out you're not.
00:16:40.900 Is that the cum guy?
00:16:42.920 Star Crime says that's the cum guy.
00:16:44.840 Is that the guy that drinks his own cum?
00:16:46.200 Steve is the cum guy?
00:16:48.660 Well-
00:16:49.080 This makes a lot of sense if he's the cum guy.
00:16:50.500 Well, no, no, because he was going-
00:16:51.820 The reason we got into it with this dumb faggot was because, number one, he tried to say that
00:16:56.500 we were controlled opportunists on Sam Tripoli's show.
00:16:59.260 But he also was defending the D-shirt.
00:17:03.520 Well, it was before that.
00:17:04.480 I had done a gracious drawing of this guy when I worked with Josh Smith, and then he
00:17:09.700 just shit on me for no reason.
00:17:11.140 I literally did artwork for this guy, and then he just fucking shit.
00:17:14.580 So I was like, fuck you, man.
00:17:15.580 But he was also defending the deep share, which was the guy that was drinking his own cum
00:17:18.920 for knowledge.
00:17:19.900 Right.
00:17:20.340 So there's a big overlap between cum drinkers and people who don't like NDS.
00:17:24.740 Let's watch the rest of this real quick, because this is interesting, too.
00:17:27.360 And I just want to make a comment about it.
00:17:28.760 So here we go.
00:17:29.500 Although, who's the black guy there?
00:17:31.440 Three eyes, three ears?
00:17:32.960 Two eyes.
00:17:33.440 He got two ears.
00:17:34.000 All right, here we go.
00:17:34.880 I've humanized my money for a blue check, so I tend to only have that.
00:17:39.900 Steve, the reason why you don't get traction on Twitter or anywhere else is also because
00:17:43.520 you don't pay for it.
00:17:44.500 So that's another hint.
00:17:45.940 There's that, and there's also, he said, hey, I'm really mean on Twitter.
00:17:50.380 No, you're not really mean.
00:17:52.840 We dragged you mercilessly for like a month.
00:17:55.940 Yeah, you had no rejoinder.
00:17:57.320 No comeback.
00:17:57.700 You had nothing to say, and it was just a constant dunk fest.
00:18:01.460 We dragged you out into the public eye on Twitter into the public square, and we ridiculed you
00:18:06.680 mercilessly to the sound of a round of applause and the laughter of crowds.
00:18:13.100 And then we decided we were done dragging you because it's kind of a masochistic thing that
00:18:18.280 he just like, he's like, drag me harder, daddy.
00:18:20.240 And we're like, no, I don't want to do that.
00:18:21.740 It's getting weird.
00:18:22.400 So, yeah, that whole like, I'm mean on Twitter shit.
00:18:26.040 You're not mean anywhere.
00:18:27.280 You're just fucking ugly and annoying.
00:18:29.140 You're not mean.
00:18:29.600 I'm mean.
00:18:30.140 Here we go.
00:18:31.360 140, 240 characters.
00:18:33.560 Jamie, hurry up.
00:18:34.200 Hurry up, Steve.
00:18:35.680 He sounds like a fucking method.
00:18:37.240 It requires it to be very sharp.
00:18:38.360 I understand.
00:18:38.820 I don't have any animosity to anybody here.
00:18:42.800 Yes, he does.
00:18:43.820 He's mentioned us multiple times, and now we're mentioning you back.
00:18:46.500 I love all you fucking guys.
00:18:48.540 In fact...
00:18:48.740 No, he doesn't.
00:18:49.560 He's a fucking hater.
00:18:50.780 It's wild.
00:18:52.160 It's wild.
00:18:52.600 I didn't even really know who this guy was, but he's been coming out, so now we're going
00:18:55.460 to have...
00:18:56.140 Steve Wilkos!
00:18:58.120 Steve Wilkos!
00:18:59.620 I'm coming to kill you!
00:19:02.700 You've called...
00:19:03.780 You've summoned me.
00:19:05.280 You have summoned me.
00:19:06.520 Clint, come out to a fucking third eye carnival.
00:19:09.720 It'll be the best fucking time of your life.
00:19:12.940 No, it won't.
00:19:13.560 I said he sounds like a meth head.
00:19:15.760 I was wrong.
00:19:16.240 He sounds like either a dribbling alcoholic or an opioid.
00:19:20.440 Enjoyer.
00:19:21.960 Why not both?
00:19:23.020 Okay, here we go.
00:19:24.000 So, Clint, I wouldn't advise you go out there.
00:19:26.280 I mean, maybe you could do that, but it's not going to be the time of your life.
00:19:28.640 The time of your life is going to be at Bohemian Grove 3, two portals, one hole.
00:19:33.260 Two holes, one portal.
00:19:34.320 Two days, one portal.
00:19:35.220 If you want to.
00:19:36.140 No, that's another thing.
00:19:37.360 Hold on.
00:19:38.720 I'm happy to come out.
00:19:40.140 You're also welcome to come to Bohemian Grove if you want to.
00:19:42.300 That's not true.
00:19:43.200 No, you're not.
00:19:43.720 You're not invited.
00:19:44.460 You're a faggot.
00:19:45.100 You're not invited.
00:19:46.180 You're not invited.
00:19:46.980 You can pay for a ticket, but you're not invited.
00:19:50.620 Steve Wilkos, I'm coming to the Third Eye concert, and I'm going to kill you.
00:19:57.340 Anyway, whatever.
00:19:58.280 Fuck this guy.
00:19:59.240 Sorry, guys.
00:20:00.180 We just wanted to.
00:20:01.120 We just wanted to talk to you guys a little bit and drag a faggot in front of you, but
00:20:05.200 now we're going to get on to reading submissions, because that's what this show is about.
00:20:08.480 We've wasted 20 minutes.
00:20:09.820 Sandra!
00:20:13.280 I'm going to kill you!
00:20:14.440 We thought that was the funniest, one of the funniest pictures in the niggaverse, and
00:20:18.180 it just went slept on.
00:20:19.180 It really, really is.
00:20:19.960 Yeah, it was a good one.
00:20:21.420 I don't know.
00:20:21.860 Sometimes, listen, man, that's how it be.
00:20:24.080 That's how it be.
00:20:25.260 Also, you know what, dude?
00:20:26.520 No, no.
00:20:27.260 I don't hate Steve Wilkos, all right?
00:20:30.060 I got to say, I don't hate Steve Wilkos.
00:20:31.900 I just, there you go.
00:20:32.680 I just find him to be insufferable when he keeps bringing us up, and that's a lot of these
00:20:38.180 fucking people, by the way, that I end up dragging on Twitter or whatever.
00:20:42.020 People that seemingly can't stop fucking talking about me and making content about us.
00:20:46.960 Like, that's the crazy part.
00:20:48.800 It's one thing to say.
00:20:49.560 You know why?
00:20:50.320 Here's what fucks me up about this.
00:20:52.400 You just alluded to the idea.
00:20:55.580 What the fuck is happening?
00:20:56.680 Oh, oh.
00:20:57.260 You just alluded to the idea that we stole your name for our event, and that's very
00:21:04.220 much the same energy as, like, when Mersh went on and was like, I didn't get paid for
00:21:07.960 my performance, because what you're doing is you're fucking with our business now.
00:21:12.200 We're trying to do something fun.
00:21:12.980 You're fucking with my money.
00:21:13.760 When you play with my money, you play with my emotions, Steve Wilkos.
00:21:17.500 Fuck with my money, Steve Wilkos.
00:21:20.240 This is a very expensive event.
00:21:21.980 It might even be break-even.
00:21:23.260 So it's like, when you're doing this kind of thing, you're putting us at a weird risk
00:21:28.320 of losing my house and feeding my children.
00:21:31.860 I don't like it.
00:21:33.340 So I'm going to have to...
00:21:34.140 I'm going to...
00:21:34.560 Steve Wilkos!
00:21:36.120 I'm coming to your house to kill you!
00:21:39.720 That's not true.
00:21:40.260 In real life.
00:21:40.860 We're not going to kill you.
00:21:41.700 No.
00:21:41.920 In real life.
00:21:43.140 Not Minecraft, baby.
00:21:44.460 All right.
00:21:44.800 Let's bring this up.
00:21:45.880 I'm going to start reading.
00:21:46.660 This is from Sandra.
00:21:48.220 Sandra, we're going to find you.
00:21:49.280 We're going to kill you.
00:21:50.440 She says...
00:21:52.540 Oh, no, no, no.
00:21:55.180 Dude, we read this.
00:21:56.260 We read this.
00:21:57.140 I remember somebody saying, P.S., I think God does like what you're doing.
00:22:01.300 I think I remember this.
00:22:04.060 Unless everybody just keeps telling us that God likes what we're doing.
00:22:07.840 I don't remember.
00:22:08.660 Well, I mean, what's Nancy for?
00:22:09.860 I see Nancy here in the chat.
00:22:11.180 Nancy, what are you doing?
00:22:12.760 What is your job?
00:22:14.240 Why do we pay you so much money?
00:22:15.520 It's crazy the amount of money that we pay Nancy and the amount of balls she drops.
00:22:20.060 It's crazy.
00:22:20.940 Guys, if you're...
00:22:21.860 Go to AM Wake Up Radio or whatever the fuck the name of the show is and just go tell him...
00:22:27.200 We're going to kill him.
00:22:29.160 Just say that to him.
00:22:33.000 Say that to him.
00:22:33.520 Say, Steve Wilkos, Nephilim Death Squad's going to kill you.
00:22:39.540 IRL.
00:22:40.320 Oh, shit, man.
00:22:41.540 So we did read you, Sandra.
00:22:43.320 Okay.
00:22:43.740 Sorry, Sandra.
00:22:44.260 We were going to double dip, but we're not going to do that anymore.
00:22:46.260 Let's get out of there and we'll go someplace else.
00:22:49.260 Unbelievable.
00:22:49.760 I have to pee so hard already.
00:22:50.940 We haven't even gotten into content.
00:22:52.460 You got to pee?
00:22:53.600 Yeah, I got to pee real bad.
00:22:54.900 All right.
00:22:55.380 All right.
00:22:56.840 It sounds like a good time.
00:22:57.940 Oh, are we going to do a pee intermission before we get to fucking...
00:22:59.780 Before we start making content?
00:23:02.260 Guys, we'll be right back.
00:23:03.460 We'll be right back, guys.
00:23:04.460 Sweet.
00:23:04.780 Sweet.
00:23:04.880 Sweet.
00:23:04.940 Sweet.
00:23:05.320 Sweet.
00:23:05.880 Sweet.
00:23:06.880 Sweet.
00:23:07.320 Sweet.
00:23:07.880 Sweet.
00:23:08.880 Sweet.
00:23:09.880 Sweet.
00:23:10.880 Sweet.
00:23:10.940 Sweet.
00:23:11.880 Sweet.
00:23:12.880 Sweet.
00:23:13.880 Sweet.
00:23:14.240 Sweet.
00:23:16.520 Sweet.
00:23:16.800 Sweet.
00:23:17.280 Sweet.
00:23:17.320 Sweet.
00:23:17.440 Sweet.
00:23:17.960 Sweet.
00:23:18.620 Sweet.
00:23:20.860 Sweet.
00:23:23.800 Tenino fairs and sweet.
00:23:24.140 Sweet.
00:23:26.900 Sweet.
00:23:27.420 Sweet.
00:23:27.860 Sweet.
00:23:28.340 Sweet.
00:23:28.920 Sweet.
00:23:29.020 Sweet.
00:23:29.080 Sweet.
00:23:38.100 Sweet.
00:23:39.520 Sweet.
00:23:40.000 Sweet.
00:23:40.080 Sweet.
00:23:40.240 Sweet.
00:23:40.800 Sweet.
00:23:40.940 Sweet.
00:23:41.460 Sweet.
00:23:42.040 Sweet.
00:23:42.080 Sweet.
00:23:42.120 Sweet.
00:23:43.120 Sweet.
00:23:43.160 Sweet.
00:23:43.920 I've been drippin' for sippin' the drippin' dirty water tap
00:23:47.920 I've been pokin' the food and all that you do not know I mean
00:23:50.920 These bandages are...
00:23:53.920 And I'm down my tail
00:23:56.920 I've been shakin' for makin' an awful decision
00:23:59.920 I've been ridin' and ridin' for slant my head and spittin'
00:24:02.920 Round, around, around, around
00:24:05.920 Round, around, around, around
00:24:08.920 Bandages on my lights have my arms from you
00:24:11.920 Bandages, bandages, bandagenos
00:24:14.920 I've been down on my legs and my arms from you
00:24:17.920 Bandages, bandages, bandagenos
00:24:20.920 I've been open, you're movin' around the street again
00:24:23.920 I've been drippin' for sippin' the drippin' dirty water tap
00:24:27.920 I've been pokin' the food and all that you do not know I'm made for you
00:24:31.920 Of you, let's see what needles do
00:24:33.920 I've been shakin' for makin' an awful decision
00:24:36.920 I've been thinkin' of drinkin' too many drinks all by myself
00:24:39.920 I've been ridin' and ridin' inside my head and spittin' round
00:24:43.920 Around, around, around, around, around, around, around
00:24:48.920 Right now
00:24:49.920 Bandages on my legs have my arms from you
00:24:52.920 Bandages, bandages, bandagenos
00:24:55.920 Up and down on my legs and my arms from you
00:24:59.920 Bandages, bandages, bandagenos
00:25:01.920 Bandages on my legs have my arms from you
00:25:04.920 Bandages, bandages, bandagenos
00:25:08.920 I'll be down on all my rugs, all my arms from you
00:25:12.600 Badagees, badagees, badage U-nose
00:25:15.600 Badagees, badages, badagees
00:25:18.300 Don't worry now, don't worry now
00:25:21.420 Don't worry, cuz it's all under control
00:25:24.300 Don't worry now, don't worry now
00:25:27.900 Don't worry, cuz it's all under control
00:25:30.760 Don't worry now, don't worry now
00:25:34.260 Don't worry, cuz it's all under control
00:25:37.120 Don't worry now
00:25:38.840 Okay, we're back
00:25:42.820 That was really good
00:25:44.020 I don't know what that song is at all
00:25:46.160 But for having heard that song for the first time through Toad
00:25:49.940 It's a good song
00:25:51.080 I like it
00:25:52.220 I'd rather listen to all my songs through Toad
00:25:54.700 I think so
00:25:55.620 Honestly
00:25:56.540 We need to be making Toad make a Christmas album
00:26:00.520 We've suggested
00:26:03.020 Very hard to get Toad to do anything
00:26:04.480 He doesn't do anything, huh?
00:26:05.560 No, he does, but it's hard to move him
00:26:09.600 Alright guys, we are at the 26 minute mark
00:26:11.660 And we're going to
00:26:12.260 No, I'm just playing
00:26:12.780 We're going to read a story
00:26:15.780 Should we raid the AM wake up?
00:26:19.720 Let him know?
00:26:22.300 No, I like when they stay here and watch us
00:26:24.220 Yeah, I know
00:26:25.300 I just feel like they should let him know that we're going to kill him
00:26:27.800 Like I said, guys, just hit him up
00:26:29.320 And just say, Steve Wilkos
00:26:31.100 NDS is going to kill you
00:26:32.920 Where does he live? Oklahoma
00:26:34.980 In Oklahoma
00:26:35.980 At your house
00:26:37.080 It's so crazy
00:26:42.300 Oh my god
00:26:43.480 It's a
00:26:44.260 Honestly, without knowing that it's a Sam Hyde moment
00:26:46.840 If you just read that on paper
00:26:48.560 That's going to come back to bite us
00:26:49.900 Alright, fuck it
00:26:50.580 We're skipping the line
00:26:51.940 So Sandra, you blew it
00:26:53.860 Since we already read you
00:26:54.820 No, Sandra already
00:26:55.000 She didn't blow it
00:26:55.820 She got read already
00:26:56.640 So somebody just submitted an email
00:26:59.060 To the wrong email
00:27:00.340 Which don't do that anymore
00:27:01.900 Don't do that
00:27:02.540 The banner
00:27:02.820 Banner's at the bottom here
00:27:04.340 Go to
00:27:04.760 ChroniclesNDS at Gmail
00:27:07.960 But this person submitted to the other email
00:27:10.380 Which we're never going to read that from there again
00:27:12.520 But
00:27:12.880 But
00:27:14.060 They had a headline
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00:27:55.440 Hashtag make a play
00:27:57.500 And I said god damn it
00:28:00.440 I was ready to throw it in the trash
00:28:02.020 And the headline read this
00:28:02.980 The lizard person in my kitchen
00:28:04.840 That's it
00:28:05.360 I love that
00:28:05.760 By the way
00:28:06.800 Look at how just terrible
00:28:09.240 Our Patreon members
00:28:11.620 The real dangerous retards
00:28:12.920 The elite dangerous retards
00:28:14.780 They go
00:28:15.140 They want them out so bad
00:28:17.360 They want us to cut the stream to you guys
00:28:19.540 You YouTube enjoyers
00:28:20.760 You Rumble enjoyers
00:28:21.880 You Twitter enjoyers
00:28:23.480 They're frustrated
00:28:25.020 They're frustrated
00:28:25.780 And I don't blame them
00:28:26.460 But we're going to give you a little bit more
00:28:28.620 Let's read this story
00:28:29.400 As a lizard man in my kitchen
00:28:32.840 Was that what it was?
00:28:34.120 The lizard person in my kitchen
00:28:35.500 Lizard person
00:28:36.400 I assume gender
00:28:37.160 That was my mistake
00:28:37.960 This is a children's book
00:28:39.300 Is it?
00:28:41.000 Where is it?
00:28:41.960 Do you want to start reading it first?
00:28:44.000 Yeah I'll send it
00:28:44.860 It's in the private chat here
00:28:46.100 Don't worry
00:28:46.340 I just got it
00:28:46.820 I got it
00:28:47.140 It's open
00:28:47.460 Okay here we go
00:28:48.460 Let me start out by saying
00:28:52.340 You two have stupid accents
00:28:53.960 And you should really consider this
00:28:55.560 Talking for a living shit
00:28:57.080 It's just awful
00:28:58.000 Wow
00:28:58.840 Yeah thank you
00:28:59.960 I'll reconsider
00:29:00.760 I kind of like this person already
00:29:02.500 Yes for real though
00:29:03.720 Y'all have a tremendous impact
00:29:05.360 On my relationship
00:29:06.080 With Jesus Christ
00:29:07.260 And deepening my knowledge
00:29:08.640 Of my beliefs
00:29:10.000 You literally just spent
00:29:10.760 The first like half of the show
00:29:12.940 Steve Wilkos
00:29:13.680 Steve Wilkos
00:29:15.200 We are coming to kill you
00:29:17.060 The name of the episode
00:29:18.280 Is Steve Wilkos
00:29:19.160 Oh my god
00:29:20.640 So you've had a tremendous impact
00:29:23.060 On my relationship
00:29:23.760 With Jesus Christ
00:29:24.580 And deepening my knowledge
00:29:25.820 Of my beliefs in the bible
00:29:26.940 So for that
00:29:27.480 God bless y'all
00:29:28.340 But y'all sound dumb as fuck
00:29:30.000 Alright
00:29:30.660 That's fair
00:29:31.580 That's fair
00:29:32.860 I have been doing more
00:29:34.480 Bible reading myself
00:29:36.340 As well
00:29:37.240 I have been more
00:29:38.540 Needing God
00:29:39.520 In my life
00:29:40.200 Because I've been
00:29:41.200 In a weird place
00:29:41.940 These past couple of days
00:29:42.880 You know
00:29:43.200 Thus the niggaverse
00:29:44.240 God
00:29:47.980 Yeah
00:29:48.440 Was that still
00:29:49.340 Could they still hear that
00:29:50.380 I don't think they can hear that
00:29:51.600 Go ahead
00:29:52.160 I was saying that
00:29:52.560 The niggaverse
00:29:53.460 Has a lot to do
00:29:54.060 With my distance from God
00:29:55.040 I think
00:29:55.320 I gotta reel it in
00:29:56.500 You should
00:29:57.200 Yeah you gotta reel it in
00:29:58.140 I think we're done with that
00:29:59.100 Shout out Tanya Yiki
00:30:01.200 All my life
00:30:02.040 Tanya Yiki
00:30:02.580 I've been inundated
00:30:04.300 Raven's favorite word
00:30:05.380 Tanya Yiki
00:30:06.220 I'm just playing
00:30:11.880 I'm just playing
00:30:12.480 I'm just playing
00:30:13.000 I've been inundated
00:30:16.160 Raven's favorite word
00:30:17.180 This person's a huge fan
00:30:18.500 All you do is listen to us
00:30:19.760 It's crazy
00:30:20.320 I don't know who it is
00:30:21.640 Boy, girl, whatever
00:30:22.560 I assume it's a girl
00:30:23.460 Because lizard person
00:30:24.560 In your kitchen
00:30:25.160 Why are you in your kitchen?
00:30:26.280 Oh yeah
00:30:26.600 That's a weird place to be
00:30:27.560 As a man
00:30:28.260 As a man
00:30:29.140 Why are you in the kitchen?
00:30:32.040 Hold on, wait
00:30:32.580 Nancy's got requests
00:30:33.520 How is she making requests of us?
00:30:35.080 We fucking
00:30:35.560 We request of her
00:30:37.220 She says
00:30:38.000 Can you put it in the Google Drive?
00:30:39.840 It is in the Google Drive
00:30:40.880 Yeah
00:30:41.420 Silly goose
00:30:42.160 Nancy
00:30:42.960 It's fucking in there
00:30:44.300 Why don't you open up
00:30:45.040 Those slitty eyes of yours
00:30:46.540 And you can see
00:30:47.180 Oh my god
00:30:47.320 Okay, be nice
00:30:48.240 Be nice
00:30:48.640 It's in the Google Drive
00:30:49.500 It's titled
00:30:50.100 The Lizard Person
00:30:51.860 In my
00:30:53.200 Somebody's just mowing lawn back there
00:30:55.760 The Lizard Person in my kitchen
00:30:57.260 Okay
00:30:57.520 All my life
00:30:58.380 I've been inundated
00:30:59.200 Raven's favorite word
00:31:00.000 With different experiences
00:31:01.180 I can't say I've ever seen ghosts
00:31:03.360 Or shadow people
00:31:04.140 Or whatever
00:31:04.680 Because
00:31:05.520 I don't think I have
00:31:07.900 You know what?
00:31:09.060 Should I?
00:31:09.420 I'm going to send this to
00:31:10.740 The email
00:31:12.000 Check the email, Nancy
00:31:13.540 Okay
00:31:13.940 Maybe that's what the issue is
00:31:15.240 Since we have to now
00:31:16.360 It's a narrowness of the eyes
00:31:18.740 But
00:31:19.060 You know
00:31:19.940 Here we go, Nancy
00:31:20.880 There you go
00:31:21.640 The Lizard Person in my
00:31:23.220 Marnie Mac says
00:31:24.240 Now it's time for the chink verse
00:31:25.520 Not a bad idea
00:31:26.280 Wow
00:31:27.120 This is not
00:31:28.240 This is not nice, guys
00:31:29.220 Okay, here we go
00:31:29.920 I truly believe I'm covered
00:31:32.020 By the blood of Jesus Christ
00:31:34.120 Nancy's in here now
00:31:35.120 Jesus
00:31:36.340 And protected from all those spooky boys
00:31:38.360 Hell yeah
00:31:38.920 My guardian angel is like an NFL offensive lineman
00:31:42.020 Keeping the baddies away
00:31:43.220 But every now and then
00:31:44.420 Something slips through and gets my attention
00:31:46.380 This is one of the biggest times
00:31:48.640 I feel like that might be true for me
00:31:50.740 Or maybe
00:31:51.200 I thought that was true for me
00:31:52.600 But then maybe it's the fringe phenomenon
00:31:54.640 Where she's talking about
00:31:55.540 I was like, nah, dog
00:31:56.120 You're just like knocked out
00:31:57.240 They're having their way with you
00:31:58.660 I don't know, maybe
00:31:59.200 Yeah
00:31:59.680 I think my guardian angel
00:32:01.760 If I have one
00:32:02.580 Let's a lot of stuff through
00:32:04.300 He's like, yeah
00:32:04.740 Have a look at this
00:32:05.460 What do you think of that, huh?
00:32:07.840 Like, look at this guy
00:32:08.700 He's like, I'm gonna go over here and smoke
00:32:10.060 Oh my god
00:32:11.660 Guardian angel's on a smoke break right now
00:32:14.780 All right
00:32:15.100 Constantly
00:32:15.520 During this time frame
00:32:17.140 My dad was caught cheating on my mom
00:32:18.860 And divorce was
00:32:20.040 And divorce
00:32:21.500 And very colorful
00:32:22.520 Colorful verbal arguments
00:32:23.980 Were being thrown around in front of me
00:32:25.500 And my younger sister a lot
00:32:27.220 Damn
00:32:27.580 That's rough
00:32:28.120 That's a real rough thing to do
00:32:29.500 You want to have a relationship fall out
00:32:31.500 And let your
00:32:32.220 Your children see it
00:32:33.860 It's very
00:32:34.220 Yeah
00:32:34.600 It was traumatizing
00:32:36.340 Being used as collateral
00:32:37.480 By my parents to hurt
00:32:38.700 By my parent to hurt the other
00:32:40.860 Needless to say
00:32:42.140 The vibes were very negative
00:32:43.300 In the household
00:32:43.860 At this point in time
00:32:44.960 That is rough
00:32:45.980 Me and my wife try
00:32:47.680 Our best not to argue
00:32:49.560 In front of the kids
00:32:50.440 Because
00:32:51.400 Yeah
00:32:51.660 But they do a thing
00:32:53.480 Where they like
00:32:54.100 They'll try to pit you
00:32:55.360 Against each other
00:32:56.040 Like they'll ask me a question
00:32:57.400 Fight, fight, fight
00:32:58.140 I'll say no
00:32:59.220 They go, I'm gonna ask mommy
00:33:00.320 Or they're gonna tell mommy on me
00:33:01.600 I was like, what do you think
00:33:02.160 Is gonna happen if you tell mommy
00:33:03.300 Cause I just told you no
00:33:04.440 And I get so
00:33:05.200 Like anytime my son
00:33:06.720 Ever tries to tell my wife
00:33:07.960 About something that I did
00:33:09.000 I'm like, what?
00:33:10.420 What?
00:33:10.780 Say it out loud, motherfucker
00:33:11.640 I'll tell her myself
00:33:13.360 I'll tell her right now
00:33:14.620 She's actually in the same room
00:33:16.500 She heard it
00:33:17.000 And she did not disagree
00:33:18.140 It's a very small apartment
00:33:18.940 Yeah
00:33:19.640 I was in high school
00:33:21.100 And just got home
00:33:21.760 From summer football workouts
00:33:23.960 So it's a boy
00:33:24.960 Okay
00:33:25.900 Went to my room
00:33:27.220 Could be
00:33:28.260 I mean, listen
00:33:28.760 Let's be progressive
00:33:29.660 It's 2025
00:33:30.660 Went to my room upstairs
00:33:32.380 And fired up Halo 3
00:33:33.680 On the Xbox 360
00:33:34.920 Circa 2008
00:33:36.160 This is definitely a guy
00:33:37.340 This is before all the woke shit
00:33:38.540 Living the life, dude
00:33:39.020 Living the life
00:33:40.100 Halo 3
00:33:40.820 Halo 3 was probably
00:33:41.700 Halo 2 and Halo 3
00:33:42.660 Fucking incredible
00:33:43.560 Guest yesterday
00:33:44.960 Nathaniel Gillis
00:33:46.160 Mentioned 007 days
00:33:47.880 With like
00:33:48.300 Four person controller
00:33:49.700 On the
00:33:50.280 N64
00:33:51.240 He mentioned that?
00:33:52.240 Dude, I was so distant yesterday
00:33:53.540 It's so crazy
00:33:54.360 The sauce
00:33:54.880 Wow
00:33:55.980 Alright, well
00:33:56.920 I was playing with my friends
00:33:58.240 Go listen to that episode again
00:33:59.900 It was a great episode
00:34:00.740 I can't believe you missed it
00:34:01.940 Dude, I was like in a weird headspace
00:34:04.100 I'm telling you guys
00:34:04.800 I fucking
00:34:05.260 And my outlet was the niggaverse
00:34:07.100 Wild
00:34:08.320 Alright, well
00:34:08.840 He's playing with his friends
00:34:10.280 When I heard what I can only imagine
00:34:11.800 Was a very large man with boots
00:34:13.600 In our kitchen downstairs
00:34:14.880 Walking around
00:34:15.540 The reason I reckoned
00:34:17.400 It was a very large man with boots
00:34:18.680 Was because the footsteps were heavy
00:34:20.060 Vibrating the walls
00:34:21.160 I could feel the footsteps
00:34:22.160 Through my bed
00:34:23.000 The bed I was laying on
00:34:24.320 My room was directly over the kitchen
00:34:26.380 I could tell the footsteps
00:34:27.440 Were pacing back and forth
00:34:29.320 Sounding like someone was super pissed
00:34:31.600 I immediately thought my dad
00:34:33.360 Had come home from work early
00:34:34.420 So I called downstairs
00:34:35.460 Dad
00:34:35.920 I'm upstairs if you need me
00:34:37.860 I didn't get the normal
00:34:39.520 Shut up faggot
00:34:40.600 Type response
00:34:42.840 From my loving dad
00:34:45.040 That he'd usually respond with
00:34:47.260 So I looked outside
00:34:48.260 My bedroom overlooked the driveway
00:34:50.320 And the only vehicle I saw
00:34:51.660 In the driveway was my own
00:34:52.720 That's not good
00:34:53.860 No, you're home alone
00:34:55.680 But someone else is in that house with you
00:34:57.380 Your mind has to immediately go to
00:34:59.800 You know, home invasion
00:35:02.000 Or something
00:35:02.640 Where's my
00:35:02.960 You know what I mean?
00:35:03.500 Because it definitely doesn't go
00:35:04.480 Supernatural first
00:35:05.360 It goes like
00:35:05.960 Oh my god
00:35:06.720 There's a fucking man in my house
00:35:08.820 And I'm alone
00:35:10.480 So clearly here to rob and molest me
00:35:12.680 Yeah, yeah
00:35:14.040 Oh hey
00:35:14.560 Shout out to Rife in the chat
00:35:16.460 What's up man?
00:35:16.980 What's up baby?
00:35:17.960 It's been a while
00:35:18.880 Alright
00:35:19.460 So my mind instantly went to
00:35:21.440 Someone broke into my fucking house
00:35:23.120 And they know
00:35:24.800 A sweaty, scrumptious
00:35:26.200 16 year old boy is upstairs
00:35:27.920 All by his lonesome
00:35:29.220 I like this motherfucker
00:35:30.440 He thinks just like me, right?
00:35:31.920 That's exactly what I just said
00:35:33.060 This guy's the shit
00:35:33.780 He's thinking about his butthole
00:35:35.160 He's like my butthole
00:35:35.840 He's just like me for real
00:35:36.840 Cannot be penetrated
00:35:38.360 As I was realizing this
00:35:40.320 I heard and felt the footsteps
00:35:42.180 Downstairs
00:35:43.180 Downstairs
00:35:45.900 Sprint to the bottom of the stairs
00:35:47.480 At an ungodly speed
00:35:49.000 The distance to the bottom of the stairs
00:35:51.120 To the kitchen was
00:35:51.900 15-ish feet
00:35:53.200 And it covered that distance
00:35:54.340 Seemingly in less than a second
00:35:55.860 Whoa
00:35:56.660 Like scurried over
00:35:58.400 Yeah
00:35:59.060 Very heavy scurrying
00:36:00.620 Yeah dude
00:36:01.740 The footsteps were so violent
00:36:03.400 That they shook the whole house
00:36:04.660 Enough to make the stuff
00:36:05.640 On the top of my TV
00:36:06.580 Fall off
00:36:07.120 An Xbox controller
00:36:08.440 Along with other trinkets
00:36:09.780 A picture frame
00:36:11.300 Also fell off the wall
00:36:12.340 In my room
00:36:12.780 I sat in the purest form of horror
00:36:15.400 I have ever experienced
00:36:16.720 At that point in my life
00:36:17.820 Then I did the stupidest
00:36:19.480 White girl in a horror movie
00:36:21.020 Bullshit I could have
00:36:21.920 Possibly done
00:36:22.780 When I heard the footsteps
00:36:24.880 Stop at the bottom of the steps
00:36:26.360 For a few moments
00:36:27.240 I whimpered
00:36:27.860 Dad
00:36:29.100 No that's not your dad dude
00:36:32.460 Yes
00:36:32.980 And it answered back
00:36:34.160 No faggot
00:36:35.100 No faggot
00:36:36.440 You were like
00:36:36.700 Are you sure
00:36:37.220 When my bitch ass
00:36:39.260 Teenage crackly voice
00:36:40.560 Uttered the first sound
00:36:41.540 The most asshole puckering
00:36:42.960 Spine chilling
00:36:43.800 Underwear skid mark
00:36:45.100 Skid marking event
00:36:46.500 Happened there
00:36:47.600 In that house
00:36:48.260 What I heard was
00:36:49.820 Something similar
00:36:50.480 To the scream
00:36:51.180 Made by
00:36:51.780 Emperor Palpatine
00:36:53.420 When he lunges
00:36:54.100 At Mace Wendu
00:36:55.080 And the other two
00:36:56.280 Useless Jedi
00:36:57.020 In the third prequel movie
00:36:58.100 I don't watch that
00:36:58.800 What does that sound like
00:36:59.920 He goes
00:37:00.800 Steve Wilkos
00:37:04.120 I'm coming to kill you
00:37:08.960 No no no
00:37:11.560 That's your house
00:37:12.440 Literally
00:37:12.880 He goes
00:37:14.000 Like he does that
00:37:16.000 Kind of
00:37:16.320 That's fucking horrifying
00:37:18.240 But you're also
00:37:19.780 Steve Wilkos
00:37:21.160 Holy shit
00:37:24.180 Oh my god
00:37:25.920 Accompanied
00:37:26.440 By the heaviest
00:37:27.460 Fastest footsteps
00:37:28.460 I have ever heard
00:37:29.580 Running up the stairs
00:37:30.520 At the same time
00:37:32.140 Impossible speed
00:37:33.320 I actually am getting chills
00:37:35.280 Remembering this shit
00:37:36.220 The footsteps
00:37:37.120 Were so heavy
00:37:38.040 And powerful
00:37:38.660 I remember thinking
00:37:39.940 How the fuck
00:37:40.640 Are the stairs
00:37:41.360 Not snapping
00:37:42.660 Wow
00:37:43.400 The house was
00:37:44.380 Literally vibrating
00:37:45.280 From the force
00:37:45.900 Being exerted
00:37:46.740 By each step
00:37:47.840 Damn
00:37:49.100 We're at the 35 minute mark
00:37:50.680 Should we just like
00:37:51.260 Let these people
00:37:51.740 If you want to hear
00:37:52.380 The rest of the story
00:37:53.240 Well
00:37:53.700 Look I mean
00:37:54.920 It's not
00:37:55.720 It's not terribly long
00:37:57.620 Maybe it is terribly long
00:37:58.940 At the speed that we read
00:37:59.800 Yeah I guess so guys
00:38:00.660 If you want to hear
00:38:01.100 The rest of the fucking story
00:38:02.380 You gotta go to
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00:38:11.980 We've given you too much
00:38:13.400 Look at this guy
00:38:13.960 In blackface
00:38:14.620 Shout out
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00:38:21.680 Is shaping up
00:38:22.360 To be a banger
00:38:22.840 I'm glad
00:38:23.160 That we had it
00:38:23.680 Jumped the line
00:38:24.160 So we could read this
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00:38:33.520 Also
00:38:33.960 Sounding off
00:38:34.740 In the
00:38:35.360 Is that true?
00:38:37.620 Pour his drink
00:38:38.280 Come
00:38:38.500 I mean
00:38:38.840 That's what
00:38:39.200 Starcrime says
00:38:39.940 And Starcrime's
00:38:41.040 Usually pretty good
00:38:41.700 On his information
00:38:42.320 So
00:38:42.820 He's got good
00:38:44.000 Inside sources
00:38:44.800 And let me tell you
00:38:45.660 Something right now
00:38:46.100 If you don't sign up
00:38:46.700 At patreon.com
00:38:47.720 Backslash
00:38:48.320 Nephilim
00:38:48.620 Death Squad
00:38:49.040 We're coming
00:38:49.960 To kill you
00:38:50.940 Where you live
00:38:52.200 In your house
00:38:53.160 If you don't sign up
00:38:55.080 You sound like
00:38:55.520 An AM wake up listener
00:38:57.000 Ooh
00:38:58.040 You sound like
00:38:58.820 A Steve Wilkos
00:38:59.620 Enjoyer
00:39:00.140 Not good
00:39:00.940 Not good
00:39:02.280 MG
00:39:02.740 Very gay
00:39:03.940 Very gay
00:39:04.560 Otherwise
00:39:05.660 Bye bye
00:39:06.240 See ya
00:39:07.300 Okay
00:39:07.620 Continue reading that
00:39:08.680 Dave while I
00:39:09.160 Kick them out
00:39:09.720 Here we go
00:39:10.260 Okie dokie
00:39:10.520 Obviously
00:39:12.280 I'm in full panic
00:39:13.620 Mode at this point
00:39:14.240 And I dove
00:39:14.900 Into my open closet
00:39:16.000 And hid there
00:39:16.860 Like a little bitch
00:39:17.580 That I am
00:39:18.120 Quick side note
00:39:19.180 Listening to y'all's
00:39:20.300 Previous discussion
00:39:21.100 On how not to get
00:39:22.040 Eaten by monsters
00:39:22.760 I didn't even think
00:39:23.600 To hide under my covers
00:39:24.620 That's genius
00:39:25.320 Yeah dude
00:39:25.780 That's fucking
00:39:26.380 Not getting eaten
00:39:27.780 By monsters 101
00:39:28.840 Is
00:39:29.580 Stupid
00:39:29.980 They just can't seem
00:39:31.360 To do it
00:39:31.760 Through the
00:39:32.260 Through the blanket
00:39:33.000 The thicker the blanket
00:39:34.120 The less likely
00:39:35.220 They're gonna be able
00:39:35.680 To eat you through it
00:39:36.460 Yeah
00:39:37.220 This is Top Lops'
00:39:38.580 Dog man
00:39:39.000 And we also covered
00:39:39.740 This yesterday
00:39:40.280 In the episode
00:39:40.700 That Dave wasn't
00:39:41.300 Paying attention to
00:39:42.080 I remember that part
00:39:43.080 If you don't look
00:39:44.120 It's not real
00:39:44.660 Very simple
00:39:45.240 That's correct
00:39:45.500 As soon as I dive
00:39:47.180 Into the closet
00:39:47.800 The footsteps
00:39:48.340 Reach the top
00:39:49.080 Of the steps
00:39:49.540 Which were like
00:39:50.060 Five feet
00:39:50.580 From my open
00:39:51.240 Bedroom door
00:39:51.920 I wanna shut
00:39:52.680 That fucking door
00:39:53.340 My heart felt like
00:39:55.280 It was about to burst
00:39:56.080 Out of my rib cage
00:39:57.000 It was beating
00:39:57.520 So hard and fast
00:39:58.720 I sat there
00:39:59.960 In the dark
00:40:00.540 As I waited
00:40:01.260 For whatever the fuck
00:40:02.160 That was
00:40:02.940 To enter my room
00:40:04.020 I waited
00:40:05.340 And peeked
00:40:06.460 Oh wait no
00:40:07.220 I'm sorry
00:40:07.480 Then I heard it
00:40:08.860 Then I heard it
00:40:09.860 The distinct
00:40:10.640 Muffled brushing sound
00:40:12.240 Of footsteps
00:40:13.000 In the carpet
00:40:14.140 Just outside my room
00:40:15.500 I waited
00:40:16.740 And peeked
00:40:17.420 At the reflection
00:40:18.060 Of the door
00:40:18.640 To see
00:40:19.240 What was about
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00:40:50.960 And I was in my closet
00:40:55.000 Hiding for what seemed
00:40:56.080 To be 30 minutes
00:40:57.220 I didn't hear anything
00:40:58.340 Or see anything
00:40:59.020 Being the dipshit
00:41:00.820 I was
00:41:02.200 I peeked my head
00:41:03.300 Out of the closet
00:41:03.840 And looked at the door
00:41:04.800 There was nothing there
00:41:06.240 Probably about 30 more minutes
00:41:08.380 My beanbag
00:41:09.840 Finally descended
00:41:11.020 Enough to step
00:41:12.680 Out
00:41:13.420 Oh
00:41:13.980 He's talking about his balls
00:41:15.040 I was like what
00:41:15.580 After probably 30 more minutes
00:41:17.760 My beanbag
00:41:18.540 Finally descended
00:41:19.540 Enough to step out
00:41:20.560 Of the closet
00:41:20.960 And investigate further
00:41:22.000 I slowly peeked
00:41:23.460 Around the door frame
00:41:24.260 And nothing
00:41:25.540 Not a single
00:41:27.100 Fucking monster
00:41:27.780 Or person
00:41:28.300 Nothing except
00:41:29.960 For the clearly defined
00:41:31.760 Three-toed footprints
00:41:33.320 In the carpet
00:41:34.320 That stopped right outside
00:41:36.020 The doorway of my room
00:41:37.640 Shit
00:41:38.060 So he's looking down
00:41:39.700 And he's seeing
00:41:40.460 Yeah like Frieza
00:41:41.520 What did it sound like this
00:41:43.360 I'm coming to kill you monkeys
00:41:46.760 They looked very similar
00:41:49.500 To dinosaur footprints
00:41:50.920 But a little larger
00:41:51.880 Than my hand
00:41:52.600 This clearly freaked me
00:41:54.240 The fuck out
00:41:54.860 And I took a picture
00:41:55.660 Of the footprint
00:41:56.160 With my phone
00:41:56.980 That phone has since
00:41:58.320 Gone to heaven
00:41:58.920 Along with said photo
00:42:00.240 Along with the other photos
00:42:01.940 I took directly after this
00:42:03.440 Of the same incident
00:42:04.580 Otherwise they'd be attached
00:42:05.860 Thank you
00:42:06.200 That was very clarifying
00:42:07.360 Because the next question
00:42:08.360 Was going to be
00:42:08.660 Where the fuck are those photos
00:42:09.460 It's like let me guess
00:42:10.220 They're blurry
00:42:10.700 The photos are blurry
00:42:11.620 It's just pictures
00:42:13.040 Of his carpet
00:42:13.520 My beans fully descended
00:42:15.560 I forced myself
00:42:17.000 To investigate
00:42:18.120 What had actually happened
00:42:19.440 When I got to the staircase
00:42:20.980 I couldn't believe my eyes
00:42:22.460 There were the same
00:42:24.280 Three-toed footprints
00:42:25.480 All the way up the stairs
00:42:27.180 Embedded in the carpet
00:42:28.300 I took a picture of them
00:42:30.140 And immediately ran down the stairs
00:42:31.940 Got into the gun safe
00:42:33.380 In my parents room
00:42:34.780 And proceeded to clear
00:42:36.220 My entire house
00:42:37.320 Of any monsters
00:42:38.000 Nice
00:42:39.160 I looked for things
00:42:39.720 That could have fallen over
00:42:40.780 Or anything that collapsed
00:42:42.500 In the house
00:42:43.040 To make the sounds
00:42:44.020 I just heard
00:42:44.600 But I found nothing
00:42:45.900 Out of place
00:42:46.600 When I got back
00:42:47.660 To the staircase
00:42:48.180 I noticed something odd
00:42:49.360 The footprints were gone
00:42:51.020 Every single one of them
00:42:53.480 Like they had never existed
00:42:55.000 In the first place
00:42:55.760 I was very glad
00:42:57.240 I had a photo evidence of it
00:42:58.900 But after that
00:42:59.840 Nothing really happened
00:43:01.140 I realized I've experienced
00:43:02.960 Something similar
00:43:03.760 To what Raven
00:43:04.460 Has been saying recently
00:43:05.680 About losing memory
00:43:07.100 Of weird shit happening
00:43:08.400 I don't know what
00:43:09.780 Triggered the memories
00:43:10.500 To pop back up in my mind
00:43:11.840 But I felt I needed
00:43:12.860 To share it with you retards
00:43:14.480 I have plenty of other
00:43:15.860 More recent stories
00:43:17.480 If y'all are interested
00:43:18.220 Of course
00:43:18.760 Such as
00:43:20.260 When I worked for a
00:43:21.320 Fish and game
00:43:22.000 Worked for Fish and game
00:43:23.720 For my state
00:43:24.320 I believe I met someone
00:43:25.520 Who I believe
00:43:26.300 Wasn't human
00:43:26.900 Oh yeah
00:43:27.560 I wanna hear that
00:43:28.260 Fuck yeah
00:43:28.960 But something that seemed
00:43:30.520 To be wearing human skin
00:43:32.360 While I was checking
00:43:33.700 Their fishing license
00:43:34.720 Okay so that's
00:43:35.960 That's like to
00:43:36.960 Yesterday's episode
00:43:37.800 Which David missed
00:43:38.660 This guy thinks
00:43:40.400 That there is another
00:43:41.240 Species
00:43:42.080 Of something
00:43:44.100 Necromancers
00:43:45.180 Well I guess he called them
00:43:47.640 So it seems like
00:43:48.620 There's more than just
00:43:49.540 So necromancers
00:43:50.280 Might be the human
00:43:51.220 Aspect of it
00:43:52.020 Like that are
00:43:52.580 Channeling
00:43:53.780 Summoning
00:43:54.300 Doing rituals
00:43:54.980 But there is another
00:43:56.260 Species of
00:43:57.520 What these
00:43:58.780 Necromancers
00:43:59.440 Are creating
00:44:00.160 The
00:44:01.000 With the
00:44:02.360 The dead person's
00:44:03.840 Sperm inside
00:44:04.520 The mother's womb
00:44:05.520 It's like a hybridization
00:44:06.520 But you're using
00:44:07.480 The sperm of the dead
00:44:08.480 To do it
00:44:09.040 And then
00:44:09.460 Yeah I mean
00:44:10.540 Whatever
00:44:10.840 Whatever inhabits it
00:44:11.840 Afterwards
00:44:12.160 Is not
00:44:13.140 Yeah
00:44:13.480 He just kept saying
00:44:15.380 Another species
00:44:16.740 That is physical
00:44:17.880 So like there are
00:44:18.840 Within this phenomenon
00:44:20.120 There is
00:44:20.660 There are different
00:44:21.480 Types of things
00:44:23.000 There's the
00:44:23.540 Spiritual aspect
00:44:24.460 There is the
00:44:25.360 Ghost aspect
00:44:26.660 Which he thinks
00:44:27.280 Some people might even
00:44:28.160 Be getting trapped
00:44:28.720 I kind of agree with that
00:44:29.760 I think that if you
00:44:30.900 Not if you sell your soul
00:44:32.760 But if you do
00:44:33.740 You know
00:44:34.980 Take part in some
00:44:35.680 Of these occult rituals
00:44:36.620 Maybe you're
00:44:37.840 After you leave
00:44:38.560 Your physical body
00:44:39.340 You kind of get
00:44:40.000 Stuck somewhere
00:44:40.640 Like it's not yours
00:44:41.680 To keep
00:44:42.120 Like in the end
00:44:42.840 You're going to be judged
00:44:43.940 But maybe they linger
00:44:45.340 Around here a little bit
00:44:46.180 Longer you know
00:44:46.840 I don't know
00:44:47.680 I don't know
00:44:48.240 But I didn't pay
00:44:49.320 Attention to that episode
00:44:50.000 Because I was busy
00:44:50.720 Go rewatch it
00:44:52.300 It's better
00:44:52.940 Go watch AM wake up
00:44:54.040 You faggot
00:44:54.720 Yeah true
00:44:55.220 It's kind of what
00:44:56.740 I deserve at this point
00:44:57.540 Alright let's wrap this up
00:44:59.100 It's like Chinese water torture
00:45:00.620 Yeah exactly
00:45:01.320 It's like you're not there
00:45:02.060 For the show
00:45:02.500 Gotta fucking watch
00:45:03.320 AM wake up
00:45:04.040 Steve Wilkos
00:45:04.660 Alright so
00:45:05.740 He's checking the
00:45:09.160 Fishing license
00:45:10.080 Of a man
00:45:10.900 That's seemingly
00:45:11.860 Wearing the skin
00:45:12.840 Of a human
00:45:13.220 He says
00:45:14.160 I actually have
00:45:14.680 A few stories
00:45:15.340 Of extremely weird
00:45:16.160 Shit happening to me
00:45:16.960 As a fish and game agent
00:45:18.380 And stuff outside the job
00:45:19.620 I wonder if you were
00:45:20.300 Near a national park
00:45:21.840 Or a reserve
00:45:22.340 I love what y'all do
00:45:24.340 And hopefully I get to hear
00:45:25.280 This being read by
00:45:26.040 Raven's extremely annoying
00:45:27.140 And whiny voice
00:45:27.880 Or top stupid
00:45:28.780 Disgusting
00:45:29.360 And filthy New York accent
00:45:30.720 I don't know what the fuck
00:45:31.760 You're talking about
00:45:32.860 That's so funny
00:45:33.760 He's one of the poors
00:45:34.740 That get shooed away
00:45:35.620 After the 30 minutes are up
00:45:37.140 Hilarious
00:45:38.120 He might have been watching
00:45:39.320 He was loving it for a second
00:45:41.340 And then he got kicked the fuck out
00:45:42.520 Love y'all
00:45:44.500 And thanks for everything y'all do
00:45:46.200 And through Jesus Christ
00:45:47.300 I pray for you
00:45:48.400 And all your families
00:45:49.840 And for the health
00:45:51.100 Of everyone listening
00:45:51.800 God bless
00:45:52.380 God bless you brother
00:45:53.260 Thank you very much
00:45:53.960 Thank you
00:45:54.140 We would be interested
00:45:55.380 In hearing those stories
00:45:56.140 If you had a man
00:45:57.420 In a man's suit
00:45:58.820 And you were checking his license
00:46:00.740 I'd love to hear about that
00:46:02.080 Anything else you got brother
00:46:03.000 Send it our way
00:46:03.620 I like the cut of your jib
00:46:05.800 Yeah and I like that
00:46:07.080 You didn't also send your name
00:46:08.580 Very smart on your part
00:46:10.000 Very smart
00:46:10.300 Because I would have read it
00:46:11.660 In my whiny and annoying voice
00:46:13.340 My voice is fucking rough
00:46:15.160 It's horrible
00:46:15.720 But maybe we should ask the people
00:46:17.180 Like send your
00:46:18.620 Send the title
00:46:20.340 Like put a title of the story
00:46:21.960 Make it a good title
00:46:23.300 So that way I could put that instead
00:46:24.520 Because right now
00:46:25.400 I'm classifying it by date
00:46:27.120 And by name
00:46:29.200 Which I immediately dox
00:46:31.120 We're going to read
00:46:32.120 Ben THC next
00:46:33.660 And he'll probably tell us
00:46:34.560 Within the first paragraph
00:46:35.580 Don't say my name
00:46:36.600 But I have already
00:46:37.640 Said your name
00:47:07.320 It's too late baby
00:47:09.000 It's too late
00:47:09.640 Where we at here
00:47:11.160 I got to find it
00:47:11.780 NDS Chronicles
00:47:12.580 Submissions
00:47:13.140 And what is it
00:47:14.180 Ben THC
00:47:14.900 Okay there he is
00:47:15.500 THC Demons
00:47:16.500 Four pages
00:47:17.200 THC Demon
00:47:17.740 This one is four pages
00:47:19.800 I'll start this off
00:47:20.580 And then you can pick up
00:47:21.500 At the halfway point
00:47:22.120 Yeah yeah
00:47:23.040 What does he say here
00:47:23.920 He says
00:47:24.920 Hello retards
00:47:26.000 Hello Ben
00:47:27.200 Hello
00:47:28.000 Soft Docs
00:47:28.760 Ben
00:47:29.060 Just a fellow
00:47:30.940 Dangerous retard here
00:47:32.100 Of who I was
00:47:33.500 Chief among them
00:47:34.500 And probably still am
00:47:35.480 I wanted to write you guys
00:47:37.200 About my personal testimony
00:47:38.340 As most of the accounts
00:47:40.340 Given here
00:47:40.760 Tend to be dark
00:47:41.520 In nature
00:47:42.000 Perhaps a little story
00:47:42.920 Of the light
00:47:43.800 Would change
00:47:44.520 Be a nice change of pace
00:47:45.560 I agree
00:47:45.960 That sounds good
00:47:46.580 Yeah
00:47:47.160 Though
00:47:48.180 What happened to me
00:47:49.240 Does include the dark
00:47:50.400 Much as you guys have said
00:47:51.740 Sometimes it takes the dark
00:47:53.760 To see the light exists
00:47:54.820 Correct
00:47:55.300 Correct
00:47:55.660 Have I said that
00:47:56.400 I don't know
00:47:57.220 But I'll take credit for it
00:47:58.220 Currently I find myself
00:48:00.520 A case manager
00:48:01.580 At Oregon's
00:48:02.480 Largest homeless shelter
00:48:04.100 A pastor of 10 years
00:48:05.360 Much like Ed Mabry
00:48:06.600 In the line of
00:48:07.780 Chuck Misler
00:48:08.460 Cavalry denomination
00:48:10.160 Which gave birth
00:48:11.320 To Chuck Misler
00:48:12.060 Okay
00:48:12.360 That's cool
00:48:13.300 So wait up
00:48:13.640 This guy is a
00:48:14.320 He's a pastor
00:48:15.460 And also
00:48:16.780 A case manager
00:48:18.060 At a large homeless shelter
00:48:19.400 Which is nice
00:48:19.880 I want to do
00:48:20.580 I know this is a little
00:48:21.960 Off topic
00:48:22.520 But I'm moving soon
00:48:23.860 Ben
00:48:24.540 Of THC Demon
00:48:25.680 You're a pastor
00:48:26.820 Of 10 years
00:48:28.060 How do you feel
00:48:29.540 About this show
00:48:30.460 What we do here
00:48:31.760 Especially this show
00:48:32.960 Honestly
00:48:33.700 I think
00:48:34.220 Email us
00:48:34.820 I'd like to address that
00:48:35.900 Because
00:48:36.640 Recently
00:48:38.060 I'm not gonna lie
00:48:39.080 And I've been struggling
00:48:40.100 With it
00:48:40.520 Should we interview
00:48:41.360 Pastors more
00:48:42.120 And just be like
00:48:42.800 What do you think
00:48:43.260 About this
00:48:43.780 Maybe
00:48:44.280 I'm not
00:48:45.220 Opposed to it
00:48:46.500 But I mean
00:48:47.120 After you hear
00:48:47.960 What I have to say
00:48:48.500 Maybe
00:48:48.760 We'll put some
00:48:50.160 Thought towards that
00:48:50.740 But
00:48:50.960 So what ended up
00:48:53.300 Happening was
00:48:54.180 After enough time
00:48:55.640 Of doing this show
00:48:56.480 It suddenly dawned on me
00:48:57.920 A realization
00:48:58.680 Dawned on me
00:48:59.360 I'm a bad person
00:49:00.260 And that realization
00:49:00.480 Was that
00:49:01.340 Not just that
00:49:02.120 That's something
00:49:02.600 That's a constant
00:49:03.620 State of gnosis
00:49:04.340 But
00:49:04.720 What I realized
00:49:07.160 Has been happening
00:49:07.880 Is the people
00:49:08.940 Who are the most
00:49:10.860 Insufferable
00:49:11.880 The people
00:49:13.120 Who are the most
00:49:14.420 Reactive
00:49:14.960 To what we do here
00:49:16.080 The ones who
00:49:17.240 Wildly speculate
00:49:18.920 About whether or not
00:49:20.120 We're shills
00:49:20.880 Or that
00:49:21.880 We're
00:49:22.120 And besides
00:49:22.880 Steve Wilkos
00:49:23.700 He obviously does that
00:49:24.540 But he's an exception
00:49:25.840 To the rule
00:49:26.360 The rule seems to be
00:49:28.000 That the most
00:49:29.240 Aggressive people
00:49:30.200 Who hate us
00:49:31.400 The most
00:49:32.140 Are Christians
00:49:33.440 And that has been something
00:49:35.680 Or at least
00:49:36.920 Self-proclaimed Christians
00:49:37.960 I mean it's
00:49:38.340 It's one thing to say
00:49:39.060 You're a Christian
00:49:39.480 It's another one
00:49:39.940 To be one
00:49:40.240 I don't know
00:49:40.640 You know
00:49:41.260 That's something that
00:49:41.880 I'm like
00:49:42.460 I don't know
00:49:42.740 Am I a Christian
00:49:43.320 I've fucking
00:49:43.800 Never been one
00:49:44.520 I believe in Jesus Christ
00:49:45.420 I believe he died
00:49:45.960 For our sins
00:49:46.420 I believe he resurrected
00:49:47.180 But you know
00:49:48.700 I look at the community
00:49:50.120 Of Christians
00:49:51.440 And I'm like
00:49:52.260 Why are the most
00:49:53.520 Tenaciously
00:49:56.260 Aggressive people
00:49:58.180 When it comes to
00:49:59.660 Making content
00:50:00.320 About us
00:50:01.160 You know
00:50:02.020 Spreading rumors
00:50:02.720 Speculating endlessly
00:50:04.320 Endlessly
00:50:04.920 Dedicating resources
00:50:07.060 And time
00:50:07.760 And energy
00:50:08.400 To finding out
00:50:09.440 What a couple of retards
00:50:10.240 On this show
00:50:10.700 Are doing
00:50:11.220 And they think
00:50:12.200 That we're
00:50:12.760 Sent here to
00:50:14.300 I don't know
00:50:14.740 Mislead
00:50:15.260 People
00:50:15.620 And do all
00:50:16.120 This shit
00:50:16.380 I was like
00:50:16.600 Literally started
00:50:17.320 This show
00:50:17.900 Because I was
00:50:18.780 Interested
00:50:19.400 In information
00:50:20.180 And I thought
00:50:21.280 That other people
00:50:22.340 Might be interested
00:50:23.160 In hearing it
00:50:23.800 And it's just
00:50:24.700 Very strange to me
00:50:25.560 That no matter
00:50:26.240 How aggressive
00:50:26.780 We are
00:50:27.260 You know
00:50:28.100 And however many
00:50:29.040 Feathers we ruffle
00:50:30.180 The people who
00:50:31.380 Seemingly hate us
00:50:32.920 The most
00:50:33.300 Are Christians
00:50:33.960 It's a wild thing
00:50:35.020 And I've been
00:50:36.860 Tangling with that
00:50:37.900 Lately
00:50:38.200 I don't want
00:50:39.500 To be like
00:50:40.080 There's
00:50:41.700 There's like
00:50:42.140 A very weird
00:50:42.880 Slippery slope
00:50:43.540 Comparison
00:50:44.060 That you can
00:50:44.380 Go down
00:50:44.840 With
00:50:45.280 How they
00:50:46.780 How they
00:50:47.660 Looked at
00:50:48.340 Like Jesus
00:50:48.900 We're not
00:50:49.380 Jesus
00:50:49.660 Not at all
00:50:50.300 But
00:50:50.940 We're doing
00:50:51.820 Something that is
00:50:52.660 And I get
00:50:53.840 Why they're
00:50:54.200 Doing it too
00:50:54.680 Because it
00:50:55.060 Does need to
00:50:55.480 Be gatekept
00:50:56.320 The movement
00:50:57.300 Or the idea
00:50:58.200 But then
00:50:58.860 The same people
00:51:00.160 Are like
00:51:00.560 Ben Shapiro
00:51:01.220 Like come on
00:51:02.460 In
00:51:02.720 You know
00:51:03.120 And they're like
00:51:03.560 But we gatekeep
00:51:04.300 These guys
00:51:04.740 That are saying
00:51:05.160 Bad words
00:51:05.660 They're threatening
00:51:06.100 To kill
00:51:06.480 Steve Wilkos
00:51:07.180 Oh my god
00:51:07.800 It's like
00:51:08.420 Yeah dude
00:51:10.280 And I meant
00:51:11.280 It
00:51:11.740 In his home
00:51:13.280 This is so bad
00:51:16.100 So yeah
00:51:17.880 So like
00:51:18.760 I don't know
00:51:19.340 I think it's
00:51:19.720 In the same spirit
00:51:20.580 And I understand
00:51:21.500 Like you should
00:51:22.640 Gatekeep it
00:51:23.340 You should
00:51:24.180 Push it away
00:51:25.900 But I just feel like
00:51:26.500 I don't know
00:51:26.760 Maybe you're missing
00:51:27.260 Something
00:51:27.580 Maybe I'm missing
00:51:28.760 Something
00:51:29.140 You know what
00:51:29.820 My thing is
00:51:30.360 Is it's like
00:51:30.960 I've never been
00:51:31.980 The recipient
00:51:32.920 Of like
00:51:33.860 Sort of
00:51:36.100 Targeted hate
00:51:37.020 By anybody
00:51:38.480 Before
00:51:39.300 And that just
00:51:39.880 Comes with the
00:51:40.320 Territory
00:51:40.720 Right
00:51:40.920 When you
00:51:41.220 Start to gain
00:51:42.020 Some level
00:51:43.060 Of notoriety
00:51:44.340 You know
00:51:45.060 People come for you
00:51:45.800 And that's to be
00:51:46.600 Expected
00:51:46.980 But the
00:51:48.000 Consolidation
00:51:49.280 Or rather
00:51:51.880 The
00:51:52.480 The majority
00:51:53.140 Of people
00:51:53.700 Who are
00:51:54.320 Dedicating these
00:51:55.120 Resources
00:51:55.580 To trying to
00:51:56.220 Come for me
00:51:56.760 Are Christians
00:51:58.080 And I'm like
00:51:59.180 So it's strange
00:52:01.160 From my point of view
00:52:02.300 Having never been
00:52:03.040 Christian growing up
00:52:04.000 Never experienced
00:52:05.040 A church community
00:52:05.840 Never experienced
00:52:06.980 A Christian community
00:52:08.140 Period
00:52:08.780 And now
00:52:10.020 For the first time
00:52:10.680 In my life
00:52:11.080 I have a dedicated
00:52:11.760 Group of people
00:52:12.520 Who are
00:52:12.880 You know
00:52:13.980 Focused on hating me
00:52:15.040 And they're Christian
00:52:15.960 It's very weird
00:52:16.800 It's very strange for me
00:52:17.860 So let's
00:52:18.720 Differentiate
00:52:19.400 So this
00:52:19.780 I'm a Christian
00:52:20.440 And I don't hate you
00:52:21.280 I think it's like
00:52:21.880 There are like
00:52:23.120 Church going Christians
00:52:24.400 It's not just like
00:52:26.300 Church going Christians
00:52:27.260 It's like
00:52:27.640 That's such a
00:52:28.280 Bad thing to say
00:52:29.500 I don't even think
00:52:30.580 It's that
00:52:30.960 It's a mixture
00:52:31.880 Of like
00:52:32.340 Christian conspiracy
00:52:33.280 Theorists
00:52:33.720 Really that are
00:52:34.260 Doing this
00:52:34.720 That are like
00:52:35.220 They don't trust
00:52:36.140 Anybody
00:52:36.620 Anybody of any
00:52:37.800 Notoriety
00:52:38.380 Must be co-opted
00:52:39.560 Must be
00:52:40.220 You know
00:52:40.860 On the side
00:52:41.400 Of the opposition
00:52:42.040 Must be trying
00:52:42.900 To mislead the flock
00:52:43.920 Like all this other shit
00:52:44.820 And then they look
00:52:45.440 For things that
00:52:46.200 Confirm it
00:52:46.900 One way or another
00:52:48.160 And then
00:52:49.180 They don't find anything
00:52:50.200 There's nothing
00:52:50.680 To confirm here
00:52:51.380 Because if you look
00:52:52.020 Into me
00:52:52.380 You will find
00:52:53.100 That I am exactly
00:52:54.420 Who I tell you I am
00:52:55.260 Which is
00:52:55.700 Kind of an idiot
00:52:56.720 But just really
00:52:57.580 Fascinated with this
00:52:58.340 Information
00:52:58.620 And I believe
00:52:59.420 That Jesus Christ
00:53:00.040 Is the way
00:53:00.360 The truth
00:53:00.640 And the life
00:53:01.000 But that's not
00:53:01.620 Enough for these
00:53:02.020 People
00:53:02.300 Because I
00:53:04.260 I don't know
00:53:04.640 Maybe like
00:53:05.060 Say a word
00:53:06.220 On Twitter
00:53:06.640 Well let's not
00:53:07.400 Minimize it
00:53:08.020 I say a lot of
00:53:08.460 Words on Twitter
00:53:08.980 But that means
00:53:10.520 That I've been
00:53:11.360 Sent here
00:53:12.180 As an agent
00:53:13.540 Of chaos
00:53:14.800 To muddy the waters
00:53:17.680 And lead people
00:53:18.540 Away from Christ
00:53:19.120 Fascinating
00:53:20.260 Fascinating
00:53:21.220 It really is
00:53:21.920 And so
00:53:22.800 It's just a weird
00:53:23.920 Dynamic
00:53:24.280 Because I know
00:53:25.480 You grew up
00:53:26.320 In the church
00:53:26.740 And you
00:53:27.080 Okay so what
00:53:27.820 So what
00:53:28.240 I turned the cat
00:53:28.860 Into a black cat
00:53:29.620 So what dude
00:53:30.260 So what I made
00:53:31.520 Fucking what
00:53:32.420 So what dude
00:53:33.700 You think that
00:53:34.840 They're mad at that
00:53:35.360 They're not mad at that
00:53:36.120 They're not mad
00:53:36.640 That I made a cat
00:53:37.260 Have an afro
00:53:37.980 They're mad
00:53:39.080 They're mad
00:53:40.520 That I'm not talking
00:53:41.040 About the little season
00:53:41.640 Or some shit like that
00:53:42.240 I don't know
00:53:42.460 What the fuck
00:53:42.780 They're mad about
00:53:43.320 I really don't know
00:53:44.060 What they're mad about
00:53:44.560 I just know
00:53:45.200 That they're dedicating
00:53:46.240 Time and resources
00:53:47.120 To trying to tear us down
00:53:48.880 This is a
00:53:49.640 Yes yes yes
00:53:50.340 A stop caring
00:53:51.100 You know what
00:53:52.280 It's funny man
00:53:53.060 It's really funny
00:53:54.140 Because I don't
00:53:54.920 I don't care about
00:53:56.080 Anything
00:53:56.660 Like most
00:53:58.340 People I mean
00:53:59.140 I've had almost
00:54:00.060 Every single community
00:54:01.020 Come after me
00:54:01.840 Yeah
00:54:02.560 Every single community
00:54:03.920 Of like
00:54:04.360 I would say that's probably
00:54:04.860 Accurate
00:54:05.260 Niche it down
00:54:06.400 To the craziest
00:54:07.260 Like gay
00:54:08.000 Libertarian
00:54:08.960 White
00:54:10.320 Anarchal capitalists
00:54:11.300 They have formed
00:54:12.020 Against me
00:54:12.660 And I was just like
00:54:13.720 Don't care
00:54:14.840 But when
00:54:15.980 When Christian church
00:54:16.920 Go is formed
00:54:17.460 Against me
00:54:17.820 It always bothers me
00:54:18.740 A little bit
00:54:19.100 Because I'm like
00:54:19.540 I'm like
00:54:19.980 We're supposed to be
00:54:20.600 Sort of on the same
00:54:21.180 That's the thing
00:54:21.880 That gets me a little bit
00:54:22.580 I'm like
00:54:22.780 Bitch
00:54:23.120 Yeah
00:54:24.340 You fucking bitch
00:54:25.040 We're supposed to be
00:54:26.580 On the same
00:54:27.020 And what's crazy too
00:54:28.260 Is like
00:54:28.580 The people that do this
00:54:29.940 They think they fancy
00:54:31.060 Themselves like
00:54:31.880 I think
00:54:32.280 Like maybe
00:54:32.720 Oh I see the truth
00:54:33.780 I see the truth
00:54:34.640 And the thing is
00:54:35.500 If you're calling me a fed
00:54:37.260 Knowing that I used to eat
00:54:38.920 Like stuff from the dumpster
00:54:40.160 And I just made the nigga verse
00:54:41.880 Like if you're calling me a fed
00:54:43.840 I know that your
00:54:45.360 Your filter
00:54:46.960 Is broken
00:54:48.240 Your interpretation of information
00:54:50.020 Is fundamentally broken
00:54:51.960 Well I will say this though David
00:54:53.500 If you see me as a big crazy threat
00:54:54.540 That's co-opted in the community
00:54:55.940 I can't
00:54:57.260 I can't seem to get
00:54:57.860 I can't seem to get
00:54:59.960 Grok to do what
00:55:00.960 You've been getting it to do
00:55:02.520 So it's like
00:55:03.340 I'll tell you my secret
00:55:03.940 You want to know my secret?
00:55:05.220 No don't tell them
00:55:06.020 They don't deserve it
00:55:06.800 Well because
00:55:07.460 Look I want to
00:55:08.180 I eventually want to hang up
00:55:09.520 The hat
00:55:11.400 I don't want to have to
00:55:12.300 Maintain the entire nigga verse
00:55:13.760 I could use some help
00:55:15.420 Yeah
00:55:16.380 Oh that's a good idea
00:55:17.940 That's a good idea
00:55:19.440 That's how I do it
00:55:19.780 So what you do is
00:55:20.640 You take your favorite person
00:55:21.820 Whoever your favorite person is
00:55:22.940 My favorite person is
00:55:23.760 Matt Walsh
00:55:24.360 Or my favorite person is
00:55:25.620 Is Milka Stogas
00:55:27.240 And what you do is
00:55:29.020 You put them into Grok
00:55:29.980 And you say
00:55:30.680 You can't just say
00:55:31.820 Make them black
00:55:32.540 Because what's happened is
00:55:33.540 Grok has figured it out
00:55:34.640 That you can't
00:55:35.720 Like okay
00:55:36.200 See Hulk Hogan
00:55:37.360 Great example
00:55:38.560 Hulk Hogan
00:55:39.840 Grok would not make him black
00:55:41.660 So
00:55:42.860 Really?
00:55:43.500 Oh you know why
00:55:44.100 He's got that controversy
00:55:45.160 What he said
00:55:45.940 Yeah so they're probably
00:55:46.760 Sensitive to that
00:55:47.560 Hulk Hogan is
00:55:49.140 Pretty much bald
00:55:50.100 So my workaround
00:55:51.940 Wouldn't work
00:55:52.400 My workaround
00:55:53.040 Originally is
00:55:53.880 Make them black
00:55:54.520 You got a bonnet on him somehow
00:55:56.280 I put a fucking silk bonnet on him
00:55:58.140 Wild
00:55:58.400 And then Grok recognized
00:55:59.820 That that is a black ethnic thing
00:56:01.760 Mr. Kennedy is great
00:56:03.320 Mr. Kennedy is great
00:56:04.860 I told him
00:56:05.360 I said we're taking the red 40
00:56:06.420 Out of Kool-Aid
00:56:07.540 I really like the Crocodile Hunter one
00:56:09.380 That's great
00:56:09.820 There's my naked body
00:56:11.020 That I keep putting on the air
00:56:11.980 Let's not talk about that
00:56:12.900 Yeah don't talk about
00:56:13.700 How'd you make him black
00:56:16.980 I didn't do that
00:56:18.300 That wasn't me
00:56:18.820 Yeah so guys
00:56:20.900 If you want to help me
00:56:21.720 Flesh out the nigga verse
00:56:23.000 There you go
00:56:23.360 There's Black Dave Smith
00:56:24.340 I like the caption
00:56:25.400 This was a sneaky one
00:56:26.860 Because all it says is
00:56:28.200 The fuck you say to me nigga
00:56:29.860 And that's what I wanted him to say
00:56:31.720 During the Douglas Murray debate
00:56:33.080 There you go
00:56:34.080 There's Black Tim Pool
00:56:34.840 Probably my greatest work ever
00:56:36.780 Yeah
00:56:37.120 Some of these are great
00:56:38.420 It's weird how it
00:56:39.060 It really just turned
00:56:40.020 Owen looks Indian
00:56:40.840 Oh Cashman is great
00:56:42.220 Kevin Hart
00:56:42.980 Yeah
00:56:43.760 Man
00:56:44.460 Alright alright
00:56:45.220 We're getting off track
00:56:46.520 Okay yeah that's right
00:56:47.260 Let's go back to
00:56:47.780 Guys if you want to help me
00:56:48.800 With the nigga verse
00:56:49.320 Just go to Grok
00:56:49.960 Take your favorite creator
00:56:50.700 And say make him black period
00:56:52.480 And then say give him an afro period
00:56:54.840 I guess what we're saying here Ben
00:56:56.360 Is like are you okay with this
00:56:57.800 As a pastor
00:56:59.240 Oh yeah yeah
00:56:59.720 That was the question
00:57:00.420 Yeah
00:57:00.700 Jesus Christ
00:57:02.840 Okay alright
00:57:03.800 Let's get back into it
00:57:04.920 So currently I find myself
00:57:06.260 As a case manager
00:57:07.080 Of Oregon's largest homeless shelter
00:57:09.160 And a pastor of 10 years
00:57:10.320 Much like Ed Mabry
00:57:11.260 In the line of Chuck Misler
00:57:12.260 Cavalry denomination
00:57:13.820 Which gave birth to Chuck Misler
00:57:15.300 And was a chaplain
00:57:17.060 Is that a correct word
00:57:18.720 In jail
00:57:19.440 In jail for three years
00:57:21.240 Chaplain
00:57:21.860 Okay
00:57:22.200 Those are people that go preach
00:57:23.280 They'll preach to the inmates
00:57:25.140 Oh preach
00:57:25.720 Pretty cool
00:57:26.180 Okay
00:57:26.440 That's a dope job
00:57:27.900 I really respect people that do that
00:57:29.300 Yeah dude
00:57:30.120 When I was in jail
00:57:30.940 There's a
00:57:32.340 It's a very spiritual place
00:57:33.820 Because you don't have
00:57:34.560 Anything else
00:57:35.700 My current life
00:57:37.220 Has been filled with
00:57:38.040 The supernatural as well
00:57:39.360 From encounters in jails
00:57:40.480 The streets with the homeless
00:57:41.900 And at the place I work
00:57:43.460 I've seen some stuff
00:57:44.760 Since this time
00:57:45.620 I'm writing about
00:57:46.280 Oh wow
00:57:46.660 Okay
00:57:47.300 I wasn't always above
00:57:49.800 Oh I wasn't always the above
00:57:52.040 Twelve years ago
00:57:53.640 I was simply a drug dealing stoner
00:57:56.020 Heavily involved in the medical marijuana industry
00:57:57.980 Oh
00:57:58.620 Alright
00:57:59.180 Here we go
00:57:59.820 Interesting
00:58:00.160 You see I was raised
00:58:02.240 Hyper Pentecostal
00:58:03.580 Which only served to send me
00:58:04.960 Running from Christianity
00:58:06.100 Leaving the church at 16
00:58:07.720 And deciding the falsehoods
00:58:09.360 I saw there
00:58:10.260 Meant all of it was bunk
00:58:11.840 Many such cases
00:58:12.620 Right
00:58:12.860 What about
00:58:14.580 I wonder
00:58:15.080 What about the Pentecostal church
00:58:18.100 Because there are levels
00:58:19.460 There's levels of Pentecostal church
00:58:21.300 Like my aunt
00:58:22.280 And my uncle
00:58:23.460 Used to own a Pentecostal church
00:58:25.440 Or she still does
00:58:26.220 But he passed
00:58:26.760 And they were like
00:58:28.140 Legalistic
00:58:29.080 The women have to wear
00:58:30.340 Like long dresses
00:58:31.140 And things like that
00:58:32.060 And then the one
00:58:33.200 That I went to
00:58:34.060 It was called
00:58:34.920 Trinity Tabernacle
00:58:35.840 In Brooklyn
00:58:36.220 And it was
00:58:36.900 Not as legalistic
00:58:38.720 But
00:58:38.980 And also not as
00:58:40.500 What do they call that
00:58:42.540 Exuberant
00:58:44.140 Or like
00:58:44.500 Oh exuberance
00:58:45.200 Yeah
00:58:45.460 I'm not really sure
00:58:46.720 What that means
00:58:47.180 In the context
00:58:47.820 Is it just like
00:58:48.540 Really crazy
00:58:49.180 Talking in tongues
00:58:49.980 Yeah yeah
00:58:50.860 I mean there is
00:58:51.700 Some of that
00:58:52.300 I've seen that there
00:58:53.240 But it's not common
00:58:54.500 It's more like
00:58:55.680 It is more like
00:58:56.920 A laid back chill
00:58:57.860 But it still is
00:58:58.680 Pentecostal
00:58:59.540 So they believe
00:59:00.180 In the Pentecostal
00:59:01.360 And it's like
00:59:01.800 A newer form
00:59:02.740 Of the church
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00:59:29.740 I wonder what his
00:59:33.000 Issues were there
00:59:33.780 But go ahead and continue
00:59:34.880 Speaking in tongues
00:59:35.640 All right
00:59:37.100 So I spent all my years
00:59:38.560 Growing weed
00:59:39.120 And selling it
00:59:39.760 Occasionally venturing
00:59:40.640 Into DMT
00:59:42.660 And shrooms as well
00:59:43.480 All right
00:59:43.860 Well
00:59:44.760 This all happened to me
00:59:46.200 At 33
00:59:47.160 Illuminati confirmed
00:59:48.620 Yeah
00:59:49.320 I feel like a lot of stuff
00:59:50.100 Happened to me at 33 too
00:59:51.140 Like my life really pivoted
00:59:52.300 And changed in a huge way
00:59:53.440 My wife and I
00:59:54.840 Moved 1200 miles
00:59:56.380 To a new place
00:59:57.060 To find a cheap home
00:59:58.140 During the height
00:59:58.660 Of the housing market crash
00:59:59.960 Newly moved
01:00:01.800 And new homeowners
01:00:03.020 In an unfamiliar place
01:00:05.320 I was still involved
01:00:06.680 In the weed industry
01:00:07.440 As Oregon was about
01:00:08.360 To legalize recreationally
01:00:09.920 When I had
01:00:11.180 An invention
01:00:12.420 Come to me
01:00:13.120 An invention
01:00:13.580 Like many inventors
01:00:15.240 Have claimed
01:00:15.880 And other artists
01:00:16.740 This idea came to me
01:00:17.920 In a night
01:00:18.460 I developed and built
01:00:19.980 A device for marijuana
01:00:21.700 All in a week's time
01:00:23.400 I just want to pause it there
01:00:24.320 And say
01:00:24.780 All the niggaverse
01:00:27.320 Just came to me
01:00:28.140 I don't know what spirit
01:00:30.360 Was moving me
01:00:31.280 To create that
01:00:32.300 Came to me in a dream
01:00:33.260 Dude
01:00:33.720 I was just sitting there
01:00:34.940 And then all of a sudden
01:00:36.160 Incredible ideas
01:00:37.440 Would pop into my head
01:00:38.400 And I would laugh
01:00:39.380 My wife is like
01:00:40.020 What are you laughing at
01:00:41.200 And I'm just laughing
01:00:42.120 As I'm making
01:00:42.720 Grok turn these people
01:00:43.560 Black
01:00:43.840 It's very funny
01:00:44.500 So very inspired
01:00:46.600 It was a way
01:00:47.800 To smoke tincture
01:00:49.140 Using sound
01:00:50.220 What the fuck
01:00:51.400 That's crazy
01:00:53.980 He's gonna smoke
01:00:55.080 Tincture
01:00:55.820 I'm not really sure
01:00:56.360 What tincture is
01:00:57.200 I know the weed industry
01:00:58.600 Got really crazy
01:00:59.080 Is that like oil
01:01:00.000 The wax
01:01:00.620 Yeah
01:01:01.600 Tincture might be an oil
01:01:02.800 I'm not
01:01:03.080 I don't know
01:01:03.520 I think you're right
01:01:04.520 It could be an oil
01:01:05.320 I had gotten the idea
01:01:06.940 From asthma medication
01:01:08.000 Delivery systems
01:01:08.840 That use a force air diaphragm
01:01:11.100 To atomize medication
01:01:12.860 It's a highly effective
01:01:14.800 Delivery method
01:01:15.540 For medicine
01:01:16.080 Okay
01:01:16.340 So they did this
01:01:17.140 With ketamine
01:01:18.060 This was what
01:01:18.940 They
01:01:19.360 This actually
01:01:20.720 Was the
01:01:21.200 Demise of my wife's
01:01:22.660 Old job
01:01:23.240 Where she was like
01:01:23.900 A shaman
01:01:24.540 Sort of
01:01:25.020 She would
01:01:25.380 Help people
01:01:26.220 Microdose
01:01:27.620 It was mainly
01:01:28.260 For people
01:01:28.640 With issues
01:01:29.060 I think I told
01:01:29.560 The story before
01:01:30.100 Yeah
01:01:30.520 But they moved
01:01:31.700 From
01:01:32.180 They were doing
01:01:33.200 Like an IV injection drip
01:01:34.440 Which they would
01:01:34.860 Use an RN for
01:01:35.760 To like
01:01:36.140 The calculations
01:01:36.920 Have to be correct
01:01:37.600 According to your weight
01:01:38.320 And still people
01:01:39.020 Would have bad trips
01:01:40.040 Depending on like
01:01:40.840 How they would react
01:01:41.840 To it
01:01:42.020 But they started
01:01:42.800 Doing a nasal spray
01:01:43.800 And it's the same
01:01:44.440 Sort of delivery
01:01:45.180 Technology
01:01:45.800 Was not good
01:01:47.280 I think it was
01:01:47.680 Made by Pfizer
01:01:48.360 But and this
01:01:49.160 Is right before
01:01:49.880 It's actually
01:01:51.460 Interesting man
01:01:52.160 That job went under
01:01:53.560 In like 2020
01:01:55.720 And she was pregnant
01:01:56.900 Due with my son
01:01:57.840 In March of 2020
01:01:59.080 And that job
01:02:00.440 Like they laid her off
01:02:01.680 And gave her severance
01:02:02.920 For
01:02:03.380 I think it was like
01:02:04.760 The end of January
01:02:06.060 And then
01:02:06.980 So
01:02:07.220 She was like
01:02:08.060 Yeah she's sad
01:02:08.700 And she's home
01:02:09.360 But we have some money
01:02:10.400 And then the fucking
01:02:10.980 World ends
01:02:11.640 And I was like
01:02:11.960 This was perfect
01:02:12.660 Because imagine her
01:02:13.920 Pregnant on the train
01:02:15.040 During COVID
01:02:15.640 Yeah that's what I was gonna say
01:02:16.280 It's almost better
01:02:17.140 I mean it is better
01:02:18.140 Worked out nice
01:02:19.300 Okay so
01:02:20.740 Highly effective
01:02:21.520 Delivery method
01:02:22.140 For medicine
01:02:22.780 Anyway the device
01:02:23.740 Worked but the problem
01:02:24.760 Was I needed a certain
01:02:25.980 Viscosity of liquid
01:02:27.200 To use it
01:02:27.840 Which sent me down
01:02:28.480 The path of making
01:02:29.140 My own liquid extract
01:02:30.520 To use in the device
01:02:31.780 I feel to this day
01:02:34.300 My mistake was using
01:02:35.780 The high THC weed
01:02:37.520 To do so
01:02:38.120 That's what I'm
01:02:38.540 Fucking talking about
01:02:39.300 I created a concentrate
01:02:41.020 That was in a liquid state
01:02:43.740 That the medicine
01:02:44.640 I made could work
01:02:46.040 Or that the machine
01:02:47.240 I made could work
01:02:48.140 That's fascinating
01:02:49.080 So we're dealing
01:02:50.160 With a fucking genius
01:02:51.300 By the way
01:02:51.860 Why are you watching this
01:02:54.080 This is so crazy
01:02:55.200 Why are you watching this
01:02:56.140 But to
01:02:57.520 I mean
01:02:58.140 That sounds huge
01:02:59.360 I know there was a time
01:03:00.680 Where my old weed guy
01:03:02.520 Was like
01:03:02.800 You want inhalers
01:03:03.580 I can get weed inhalers
01:03:04.660 And I was like
01:03:05.000 I just want to smoke weed dude
01:03:06.420 Damn this guy made that
01:03:07.780 Wow
01:03:08.300 Right right right
01:03:09.420 This is like a classic
01:03:10.900 But it worked far better
01:03:12.680 Than I expected
01:03:13.580 The result
01:03:14.260 Exactly
01:03:14.640 This is like the Powerpuff Girls
01:03:15.800 But I had no idea
01:03:16.660 How powerful it actually was
01:03:18.360 I'm looking at like
01:03:19.600 The black and white pictures
01:03:20.840 Of him
01:03:21.280 Like sugar
01:03:22.000 Spice
01:03:22.500 Everything nice
01:03:23.120 And it blows up
01:03:23.840 Everything nice
01:03:24.280 Chemical X
01:03:25.160 Whoops
01:03:25.920 Too much chemical X
01:03:27.100 Oh no
01:03:28.120 Spice Girls
01:03:29.080 Is pretty esoteric
01:03:30.080 Spice Girls
01:03:30.660 Powerpuff Girls
01:03:31.240 Pretty esoteric as well
01:03:32.480 Yeah
01:03:33.080 And it actually
01:03:33.900 Wasn't a bad show
01:03:34.960 It was kind of
01:03:35.300 They had the literal
01:03:35.960 Gay devil
01:03:36.580 Yeah he was a tranny
01:03:37.980 His name was him
01:03:39.140 His name was him
01:03:40.200 Yeah yeah yeah
01:03:40.960 I liked Mojo Jojo
01:03:43.080 Because that was fun to say
01:03:44.080 Yeah
01:03:44.800 Mojo Jojo
01:03:45.900 I don't want to get back
01:03:48.020 Into my shoe phase
01:03:48.740 But check this out
01:03:49.480 Okay fine
01:03:50.220 Show me your shoes
01:03:50.740 I bought these for
01:03:51.740 Six dollars
01:03:52.860 On what not
01:03:53.580 Six dollars
01:03:54.500 No they're beat to shit
01:03:55.820 Though look at this
01:03:56.560 Beat to fuck
01:03:57.360 Oh that's cool
01:03:57.720 Look at that
01:03:58.600 But they're cool
01:03:59.080 Six dollars
01:03:59.600 I wear them to
01:04:00.100 Clean the chicken coop
01:04:01.460 But six dollars
01:04:02.020 And the fours are super comfortable
01:04:03.820 Six dollars
01:04:04.900 No shipping
01:04:05.360 Yeah
01:04:05.560 It's like
01:04:06.140 Yeah dude
01:04:07.560 It's fun
01:04:08.240 I gotta get off the website
01:04:09.520 I hate buying shoes
01:04:10.480 Because like
01:04:10.960 I'll be like
01:04:11.560 I need shoes for work
01:04:13.060 Or I'll need shoes
01:04:13.900 To go out and like
01:04:14.940 Play with my kid at the park
01:04:15.800 And then I buy the shoes
01:04:17.160 And I'm like
01:04:17.420 But they look good
01:04:18.300 Yeah yeah
01:04:19.440 They're fried
01:04:21.280 Now they fly
01:04:21.920 It worked far better
01:04:23.760 Than expected
01:04:24.400 What I equate it to
01:04:25.860 Is crack cocaine
01:04:27.020 To normal cocaine
01:04:28.280 Okay
01:04:28.860 Being absorbed
01:04:30.500 Into the soft tissue
01:04:31.440 Of the lungs
01:04:32.080 Throat and mouth
01:04:33.060 Created an instant
01:04:34.320 Edible high
01:04:35.120 That's fascinating
01:04:36.100 An instant edible high
01:04:37.740 Because edibles are
01:04:38.940 A lot more psychoactive
01:04:40.540 Than
01:04:40.820 And they take a while
01:04:41.820 Yeah they take a while
01:04:43.080 So it's instant
01:04:43.800 And it's more psychoactive
01:04:44.880 Than regular marijuana
01:04:46.000 I was extremely optimistic
01:04:47.380 On the potential
01:04:48.000 For this device
01:04:48.660 In the industry
01:04:49.320 I reached out
01:04:50.940 To a friend
01:04:51.580 Who had been
01:04:52.060 A key
01:04:52.620 In the Pax
01:04:53.320 Vaporizer
01:04:54.080 Joel
01:04:54.820 Oh jewel company
01:04:55.980 Okay the jewels
01:04:56.780 Yeah yeah
01:04:57.140 That was like
01:04:57.580 Are they still
01:04:58.760 They might still be big
01:04:59.580 His response was
01:05:02.120 It was light years ahead
01:05:03.320 Of anything
01:05:03.860 They were working on
01:05:04.860 But I needed
01:05:06.540 More development
01:05:07.280 And testing
01:05:07.840 Seems dangerous
01:05:09.200 It seems like
01:05:10.860 Like the thing
01:05:11.660 Like you're in a shootout
01:05:12.680 With the cops
01:05:13.180 And you just reach
01:05:13.840 For your THC vape
01:05:14.820 And you're like
01:05:15.140 And then
01:05:16.060 Just eat more bullets
01:05:17.840 It's not good
01:05:20.860 Like a berserker ceremony
01:05:22.280 He says
01:05:22.820 Yeah yeah
01:05:23.420 So being a stoner
01:05:24.800 I did just that
01:05:26.160 I set about
01:05:27.180 Improving the device
01:05:28.180 And liquid extract
01:05:29.540 This to me
01:05:30.780 Is what started
01:05:31.600 The event
01:05:32.020 I begun to make it
01:05:33.740 And test it
01:05:34.540 Over the
01:05:35.000 Over a few weeks period
01:05:36.600 Excuse me
01:05:37.840 Constantly adjusting
01:05:39.520 And using myself
01:05:40.440 As a guinea pig
01:05:41.080 What proceeded
01:05:42.620 Let me just say
01:05:43.880 Something David
01:05:44.400 I need to interject
01:05:45.160 We're at the hour
01:05:45.900 And one minute point
01:05:46.940 But this episode
01:05:48.220 Has been a banger
01:05:49.720 Two back
01:05:50.640 Two back bangers
01:05:51.800 We killed Steve Wilkos
01:05:53.300 Multiple times
01:05:54.620 Got rid of the pores
01:05:56.020 Second story banger
01:05:57.480 Hopefully we could end on
01:05:58.980 But let's end on this story
01:06:00.240 Isn't it nice
01:06:01.040 What we do here
01:06:01.620 We just
01:06:02.040 We just
01:06:02.520 We show up
01:06:03.460 We drop dong
01:06:05.040 Everybody claps
01:06:06.320 We go back
01:06:07.520 Please clap
01:06:08.540 Please clap
01:06:09.640 Guys please clap
01:06:10.340 What proceeded
01:06:12.680 Is I believe
01:06:14.600 I opened a doorway
01:06:16.080 To something
01:06:17.060 I got to the point
01:06:18.780 That I hadn't slept
01:06:19.920 In days
01:06:20.520 While working on it
01:06:21.400 Using the device myself
01:06:22.900 With high THC
01:06:24.200 And that's what
01:06:25.100 I've been saying
01:06:25.560 About the industry
01:06:26.300 Is that they've been
01:06:27.300 Like spiking
01:06:28.620 The THC levels
01:06:30.480 And they've been
01:06:31.560 Cutting in half
01:06:32.780 The fucking
01:06:33.200 This is what
01:06:33.640 You've been doing
01:06:34.480 It's what you've been doing
01:06:36.080 You haven't slept in days
01:06:37.200 Just working
01:06:37.940 Just cooking crack
01:06:39.120 Just making
01:06:40.000 White people black
01:06:41.400 It's your fault
01:06:41.640 It's fucking
01:06:42.200 Literally Ben's fault
01:06:43.400 That I had
01:06:43.980 Like a full blown
01:06:45.020 Panic attack
01:06:45.560 When I lived in Vegas
01:06:46.300 Because I smoked
01:06:47.040 An ungodly amount
01:06:48.300 No I'm talking about
01:06:49.000 The niggaverse dude
01:06:49.840 This is like
01:06:50.300 This is you
01:06:50.840 You got obsessed with it
01:06:51.960 Same energy yeah
01:06:52.920 But I would say
01:06:53.920 The fruits of my labor
01:06:54.900 Are much more
01:06:55.980 They're much better
01:06:57.180 Than Ben's
01:06:57.840 Ben has changed
01:06:59.360 The industry forever
01:07:00.240 I have changed
01:07:01.360 The fabric of reality
01:07:02.360 Forever
01:07:02.740 Dude can I just say
01:07:04.480 That when I said
01:07:05.700 I have changed
01:07:06.740 The fabric of reality
01:07:08.100 And then I said
01:07:09.300 I call it
01:07:10.180 The Mandingo effect
01:07:11.480 That is maybe
01:07:13.540 The best line
01:07:14.540 Anybody's ever said
01:07:15.420 Okay
01:07:15.960 And I just want to
01:07:16.780 Put that out there
01:07:17.480 Because I laughed
01:07:18.900 So hard
01:07:19.640 When I said that
01:07:20.940 It's sad
01:07:21.580 It's sad that like
01:07:21.900 Not
01:07:22.260 It's not that
01:07:23.100 Nobody sees it
01:07:23.880 But it's sad
01:07:24.380 That only the amount
01:07:25.200 Of people that saw it
01:07:26.220 Saw it
01:07:26.720 Yeah it deserved to be
01:07:28.240 Probably
01:07:29.400 It's my opus magnum
01:07:30.760 My greatest works
01:07:32.260 Really
01:07:32.520 I've done
01:07:32.940 I've done things like that
01:07:34.040 Where I'm like
01:07:34.560 I wish I had like
01:07:35.500 A million followers
01:07:36.580 Because this could get
01:07:37.560 So out of control
01:07:38.560 Yeah
01:07:39.100 And no one's doing that
01:07:40.640 With a huge
01:07:41.020 Everyone with a huge
01:07:41.940 Following is like
01:07:42.560 We have to be safe
01:07:43.280 We have to be careful
01:07:43.920 What we do
01:07:44.440 Move culture
01:07:45.780 Be weird
01:07:47.160 Make the niggaverse
01:07:47.820 What the fuck
01:07:48.780 Okay
01:07:49.600 So let's see
01:07:51.820 I'm wondering
01:07:52.360 How I'm gonna
01:07:53.080 Censor that word
01:07:54.340 Because it's gonna
01:07:54.880 Come together
01:07:55.480 In the transcript
01:07:57.020 Niggaverse
01:07:57.620 Oh you're gonna have
01:07:58.380 To just censor
01:07:59.020 The word niggaverse
01:07:59.860 And that's
01:08:00.420 That's a bummer
01:08:01.220 Alright let's say it
01:08:01.760 A couple more times
01:08:02.320 Niggaverse
01:08:03.400 Niggaverse
01:08:03.820 Niggaverse
01:08:04.200 Niggaverse
01:08:04.560 Okay so
01:08:06.160 Strange things
01:08:07.740 Started happening
01:08:08.260 To me
01:08:08.580 Around me
01:08:09.820 Things in my house
01:08:10.700 Started moving
01:08:11.140 On their own
01:08:11.680 Worse yet
01:08:12.760 Something started
01:08:13.580 Whispering to me
01:08:14.420 It was telling me
01:08:15.880 The sins
01:08:16.740 Of the people
01:08:17.920 Around me
01:08:18.720 Including my wife
01:08:19.980 Whoa
01:08:20.860 That's fucking crazy
01:08:22.620 She thinks about
01:08:23.660 Someone else
01:08:24.280 When you sleep
01:08:24.780 100%
01:08:25.620 100%
01:08:26.340 That's what's going on
01:08:27.260 It's whispering too
01:08:28.180 Oh my god
01:08:29.020 I was startled
01:08:31.000 They're calling you
01:08:31.820 They're asking if you're
01:08:33.040 The creator of the
01:08:33.820 Niggaverse
01:08:34.240 Does that make you
01:08:34.820 Nigga god
01:08:35.340 And somebody said
01:08:36.000 Nigrod
01:08:36.640 Gang
01:08:37.360 Oh my god
01:08:37.840 I gotta stop
01:08:38.540 This is too much
01:08:39.320 Tower gang is tonight
01:08:40.880 Not today
01:08:41.620 This is a
01:08:42.200 I am Yacoub now
01:08:44.380 I have failed
01:08:45.420 I am
01:08:46.660 Look at me
01:08:47.580 I am Yacoub now
01:08:49.560 Okay so I was startled
01:08:54.240 To say the least
01:08:54.880 At one point
01:08:55.700 In desperation
01:08:56.580 I went into my closet
01:08:58.100 And called up
01:08:58.620 My old faith
01:08:59.520 And asked god
01:09:01.300 If he was real
01:09:03.160 And said
01:09:04.180 And I said
01:09:04.920 He needed to prove it to me
01:09:05.940 He showed up
01:09:06.800 In a big way
01:09:07.380 Oh shit man
01:09:08.780 Nice
01:09:09.180 I'll read this last one
01:09:10.900 And then you can take over
01:09:11.440 Why'd you go in your closet
01:09:12.520 Well because
01:09:13.800 Maybe he's like me
01:09:14.760 I pray in the shower
01:09:15.620 Like the
01:09:17.860 Remember
01:09:18.200 So yesterday
01:09:18.960 I was gonna remember
01:09:19.640 Yesterday he's like
01:09:20.200 No I wasn't paying attention
01:09:21.220 I was not
01:09:21.720 I was lost in a different
01:09:22.900 Alternate reality yesterday
01:09:24.160 Nate mentioned
01:09:25.540 Nathan Nathaniel
01:09:26.700 Nathaniel
01:09:27.800 Nate dog
01:09:28.660 He mentioned that
01:09:30.140 These alien
01:09:31.300 The ufologists
01:09:32.620 That they have a meeting
01:09:33.820 And he actually stumbled
01:09:34.740 Into one of their
01:09:35.480 In the closet
01:09:36.820 Of one of them
01:09:37.400 Or they opened up
01:09:38.400 A closet
01:09:38.780 And he saw
01:09:39.300 In the closet
01:09:40.020 Was an altar
01:09:40.720 To something
01:09:42.540 And it was closed
01:09:43.740 Really quickly
01:09:44.240 Yeah I think I remember that
01:09:44.660 So they were like
01:09:45.720 Using this to
01:09:46.840 Pay homage
01:09:48.180 Pay homage
01:09:49.060 To these entities
01:09:50.060 And it's just
01:09:50.840 It's interesting to like
01:09:51.980 Go into your closet
01:09:52.880 To either
01:09:54.200 You have this worship altar
01:09:55.640 Or like a Helga
01:09:56.600 From Hey Arnold
01:09:57.680 Yeah she had it
01:09:58.220 In her closet
01:09:58.840 Yeah
01:09:59.080 Yeah the gum
01:10:00.080 The gum statue
01:10:01.100 Of Hey Arnold
01:10:01.500 That was weird right
01:10:02.440 Altar
01:10:03.100 Yeah yeah yeah yeah
01:10:04.000 Helga was a bitch
01:10:04.760 Yeah
01:10:05.620 I mean it's
01:10:06.680 I guess
01:10:07.180 If you were gonna
01:10:08.840 Hide a thing
01:10:10.380 And you didn't want
01:10:11.500 Anybody to see it
01:10:12.220 It's like
01:10:12.620 Where are you gonna
01:10:13.180 Hide that
01:10:13.540 Attic basement closet
01:10:14.560 You know
01:10:15.120 It's funny
01:10:15.600 To also put God
01:10:16.740 In the closet
01:10:17.320 Like this is like
01:10:18.080 My old faith
01:10:18.860 I've put him
01:10:19.400 I put him
01:10:19.940 I haven't abandoned him
01:10:21.240 But I'm
01:10:21.940 He's doing this thing
01:10:22.960 That he understands
01:10:23.760 That it's like
01:10:24.260 I should not be
01:10:25.100 Doing this thing
01:10:25.680 And then he puts
01:10:26.160 God in the closet
01:10:27.020 Yeah
01:10:27.580 And then he's like
01:10:28.160 It's God
01:10:28.500 Like I treat
01:10:29.200 My shirts
01:10:30.220 Where like
01:10:31.020 I go through phases
01:10:31.940 I go
01:10:32.260 No it's too colorful
01:10:33.080 It's too loud
01:10:33.720 Let's just let him
01:10:34.260 I'm not gonna get rid of him
01:10:35.080 I'll let him stay there
01:10:35.700 David goes through the phase
01:10:36.840 Of this shirt's too colorful
01:10:37.940 This shirt's too loud
01:10:38.820 This shirt's too loud
01:10:39.420 And then I come back to it
01:10:40.260 And I'm like
01:10:40.560 Why shouldn't I wear a loud shirt
01:10:42.440 Why shouldn't I
01:10:45.480 Steve Wilkos
01:10:46.220 Give me a reason
01:10:47.880 Steve Wilkos
01:10:49.400 Alright so he says
01:10:50.720 He says
01:10:54.280 Things got worse
01:10:55.260 And finding out things
01:10:57.780 Through that voice
01:10:58.700 That turned out to be true
01:11:00.160 Led to a huge fight
01:11:01.580 In the middle of December
01:11:02.340 With my wife
01:11:02.940 I fled my home
01:11:04.160 In my PJs
01:11:05.160 During winter
01:11:05.960 Conceived
01:11:07.160 Or convinced
01:11:07.840 I had opened myself
01:11:08.800 To a demon
01:11:09.400 And that I was damned
01:11:10.780 As the voice
01:11:11.600 Had told me
01:11:12.300 Damn dude
01:11:12.980 That's like
01:11:13.440 Fucking 101
01:11:14.200 By the way
01:11:14.840 I was dating a girl
01:11:16.000 Once upon a time
01:11:16.820 And I was cued in somehow
01:11:20.460 I think I've told this story before
01:11:21.960 Where like
01:11:22.660 I
01:11:23.020 I suddenly became aware
01:11:24.860 That she cheated
01:11:25.540 And I suddenly became aware
01:11:27.240 Of how the entire scenario
01:11:29.560 Went down
01:11:30.160 Whoa
01:11:31.140 And I don't know
01:11:32.000 How I did it
01:11:32.660 And when I threw it
01:11:33.660 In her face
01:11:34.240 She almost fucking died
01:11:35.700 Wow
01:11:37.100 Like instead of saying no
01:11:38.620 She said
01:11:39.240 How did you know that
01:11:40.380 And I didn't even
01:11:42.760 Fucking have a rebuttal
01:11:43.680 For her
01:11:43.980 Because when she said
01:11:44.700 How do you know that
01:11:45.600 My entire brain
01:11:46.760 Just went
01:11:47.160 You fucking bitch
01:11:47.940 You did
01:11:48.340 And then we just
01:11:48.960 Went full blown
01:11:49.480 Into argument mode
01:11:50.140 There was never
01:11:50.580 An addressing
01:11:51.080 Of how I knew that
01:11:51.980 I just
01:11:52.480 Knew it
01:11:53.400 It's so
01:11:54.480 It was
01:11:54.880 It gives me chills
01:11:55.720 Just thinking about it
01:11:56.380 Probably a demon
01:11:57.000 Man
01:11:58.740 Yeah
01:11:59.080 But I mean
01:11:59.620 Yeah I guess
01:12:01.360 I guess it depends
01:12:02.680 On the circumstance
01:12:03.240 But it also could be a lie
01:12:04.380 Oh you want to know
01:12:04.620 The circumstance
01:12:05.200 Insane
01:12:06.700 I
01:12:08.800 I became aware of it
01:12:10.340 Because I found
01:12:11.700 Chocolate wrappers
01:12:13.840 Hershey's Kisses
01:12:14.900 Little foil
01:12:15.420 Chocolate wrappers
01:12:16.460 And
01:12:17.460 And
01:12:18.040 That was it
01:12:18.820 I touched the chocolate wrapper
01:12:20.180 And I'm like
01:12:21.140 Looking at it in the car
01:12:22.140 And I just knew everything
01:12:23.120 And what I knew
01:12:24.960 Was that she went to school
01:12:26.800 With a backpack
01:12:27.300 Full of Hershey's Kisses
01:12:28.320 Because we were teenagers
01:12:28.960 At the time
01:12:29.420 And she
01:12:31.000 Offered
01:12:32.180 The guy that she had
01:12:33.200 A crush on
01:12:33.840 A kiss
01:12:34.740 She said
01:12:35.380 Do you want a kiss
01:12:36.060 I knew this
01:12:37.140 And then of course
01:12:38.780 That's your opening
01:12:39.440 For him to be like
01:12:40.160 Yeah I want a kiss
01:12:40.900 And then they
01:12:41.240 By touching it
01:12:41.960 Yeah by touching the
01:12:43.760 Well I mean I don't know
01:12:44.540 I can't say that was
01:12:45.460 What made me know
01:12:46.340 But that's how
01:12:47.400 That's how it went
01:12:48.360 I found
01:12:48.800 Silver
01:12:50.000 Hershey's Kisses
01:12:51.900 Rappers
01:12:52.300 And I fucking like
01:12:53.560 Was fiddling with them
01:12:55.100 And then all of a sudden
01:12:55.700 I just became plagued
01:12:56.860 By this fucking gnosis
01:12:57.840 Like I felt insane
01:12:58.820 By the way
01:12:59.360 To be like
01:13:00.300 Oh
01:13:01.200 I
01:13:01.540 I know
01:13:02.500 I know you cheated on me
01:13:03.840 I know you jokingly
01:13:05.200 Offered a man kisses
01:13:06.240 In the
01:13:07.120 In
01:13:07.320 And if he said
01:13:08.500 No
01:13:09.020 Then you were gonna say
01:13:10.060 Guess no chocolate for you
01:13:11.160 And if he said yes
01:13:12.320 Then you were gonna
01:13:13.040 Fucking kiss him
01:13:13.660 And I
01:13:14.820 Like this bitch was like
01:13:16.240 White as a ghost
01:13:17.620 And
01:13:18.660 Girls are so stupid too
01:13:20.140 Cause you could
01:13:20.540 She could have just
01:13:21.200 Very easily been like
01:13:22.360 I don't know what
01:13:22.900 You're talking about
01:13:23.340 And you would have been like
01:13:23.980 Maybe I am crazy
01:13:24.880 Oh I would have felt
01:13:25.920 Like insane
01:13:27.240 That I ever opened my mouth
01:13:28.560 And said that
01:13:29.100 I would have felt insane
01:13:30.160 Moral of the story
01:13:31.280 Learn how to gaslight
01:13:32.200 Learn how to gaslight
01:13:33.360 Very important to gaslight
01:13:34.120 Okay you can take it over
01:13:34.840 From here
01:13:35.120 So off I go
01:13:36.280 In the middle of icy
01:13:37.320 Of icy weather
01:13:38.780 Barefoot into the night
01:13:39.860 Thinking it was over
01:13:41.320 I was damned
01:13:42.480 I headed down the street
01:13:43.920 Intent on heading
01:13:44.840 To the bridges of this town
01:13:46.160 To end it all
01:13:46.880 As I walked through
01:13:48.200 Something happened
01:13:48.900 To end it all
01:13:50.100 Yeah I guess
01:13:51.240 You should go into a bridge
01:13:52.380 Dude's gonna fucking
01:13:52.940 Oh thank you
01:13:53.440 Nancy is putting in
01:13:54.920 The private chat here
01:13:56.060 Something that will come up soon
01:13:57.860 So I'll keep an eye on that
01:13:59.140 Because I don't know that word
01:14:00.320 Nancy
01:14:00.900 I can't even read that word
01:14:02.000 That she wrote there
01:14:02.760 Oh
01:14:03.420 Okay
01:14:03.660 Claire tangency
01:14:04.820 Nancy
01:14:05.620 I'm going to kill you
01:14:07.300 No Nancy
01:14:08.500 You're gonna get a race
01:14:09.660 Nancy
01:14:10.120 Come to your house
01:14:11.380 And give you more
01:14:12.220 Heading down
01:14:13.880 A main road at 1am
01:14:15.360 I see what looks to be
01:14:16.400 A homeless man
01:14:17.140 Walking toward me
01:14:18.100 In the distance
01:14:18.740 He approached me
01:14:20.160 Calling me by name
01:14:21.460 At this point
01:14:22.880 I was freaking out
01:14:23.700 Oh no wait up
01:14:24.340 Alright so with a little
01:14:25.140 Aside she's saying
01:14:26.020 That's what you have
01:14:26.980 Claire tangency
01:14:28.220 Also referred to as
01:14:29.280 Psychometry
01:14:30.340 It's the ability to gain
01:14:31.860 Insights about past
01:14:32.860 Present and future
01:14:33.720 By touching or holding
01:14:34.800 Objects in the material world
01:14:37.000 What did you think
01:14:37.800 When you held my dick
01:14:38.680 That one time
01:14:39.300 I didn't think much
01:14:40.480 I just went
01:14:41.080 Wow
01:14:41.640 Nice dick
01:14:42.640 Nice dick
01:14:44.500 Nice dick
01:14:45.400 Do you want to do a show
01:14:47.460 You want to do a show
01:14:48.240 That's exactly how it started
01:14:49.740 I was like
01:14:50.040 This is a dick
01:14:50.580 I could do a show with
01:14:51.400 Yeah no I wouldn't
01:14:53.260 I wouldn't say all that
01:14:54.180 I don't think I have all that
01:14:55.200 That was
01:14:55.460 That was
01:14:56.220 A very strange period
01:14:57.720 In my life
01:14:58.360 Where
01:14:59.040 It's also where I learned
01:15:00.560 To like
01:15:01.020 Do some sort of
01:15:02.680 Pseudo astral projection
01:15:03.780 I was homeless
01:15:04.500 So
01:15:05.460 I was gonna ask
01:15:06.320 If you were homeless
01:15:06.860 Yeah I was plagued
01:15:08.260 With depression
01:15:10.360 I was thinking about
01:15:11.420 Killing myself
01:15:11.940 At that time
01:15:12.580 It was
01:15:13.200 It was
01:15:13.540 I went to that guy's house
01:15:15.060 After I found that out
01:15:16.460 Stood on his front lawn
01:15:17.660 And told him to come outside
01:15:18.840 And fight me
01:15:19.400 And he said that
01:15:20.680 If he
01:15:21.660 If he got fucked up
01:15:23.240 His parents would be
01:15:24.120 Really mad at him
01:15:24.780 So he can't come out
01:15:25.420 And fight me
01:15:25.880 Hilarious
01:15:26.880 Yeah it was
01:15:27.420 It was a fucking
01:15:28.140 It was the worst shit ever
01:15:28.900 But I mean imagine
01:15:29.540 Homeless psychopath
01:15:30.720 Shows up to your front lawn
01:15:32.160 It's night time
01:15:33.160 I remember that
01:15:33.540 It's probably 10 o'clock at night
01:15:34.600 I've got his number
01:15:35.880 And I'm telling him
01:15:36.800 Yo come outside
01:15:37.620 I'm gonna beat your fucking ass
01:15:38.580 And he's like
01:15:39.840 No I can't come outside
01:15:40.720 And play right now
01:15:41.320 Because my parents will be like
01:15:42.360 Why did you get beat up
01:15:43.160 I was in a real
01:15:45.060 Weird place at that age
01:15:46.860 Real weird
01:15:47.520 Lots of things could have
01:15:49.360 Very wrong for me
01:15:50.860 At that time
01:15:51.320 I was going out at night
01:15:52.300 Smashing
01:15:53.260 The windows of buildings
01:15:55.340 Breaking into cars
01:15:56.500 Like I was
01:15:57.120 It was
01:15:57.700 I was fucking crazy
01:15:59.140 Maybe
01:15:59.480 Maybe the reason why
01:16:01.460 People back then
01:16:02.820 Had so much
01:16:03.640 Clairvoyance
01:16:05.080 Or like this
01:16:05.820 Connection to the spiritual
01:16:06.980 Is because they weren't
01:16:08.260 In a house all the time
01:16:09.380 Like surrounded by
01:16:10.180 All this dead material
01:16:11.340 Like they were out
01:16:12.360 Under the stars
01:16:13.200 Because the homeless people
01:16:14.200 Are out
01:16:14.660 Outside
01:16:15.460 Most of the time
01:16:16.620 Right
01:16:16.840 Outside yeah
01:16:17.480 Yo we outside
01:16:18.600 How about that
01:16:19.240 Catch me outside
01:16:19.860 Well I think it was
01:16:20.680 Less of that
01:16:21.280 And more of the desperation
01:16:22.340 It makes you vulnerable
01:16:23.340 I don't think that I had
01:16:24.640 Any powers
01:16:25.360 Or anything like that
01:16:26.420 I think I was probably
01:16:27.180 Beset upon
01:16:27.900 By fucking things
01:16:29.060 That were whispering
01:16:29.860 Like truths to me
01:16:31.180 But like really poisonous
01:16:32.440 Truths that were just
01:16:33.300 Going to make me spiral
01:16:33.980 More and more
01:16:34.680 Right
01:16:35.300 And so yeah
01:16:36.280 I don't think that
01:16:36.720 I had any powers
01:16:37.380 All right so this guy's
01:16:39.100 Headed down the road
01:16:39.980 Homeless guy
01:16:40.640 He approached me
01:16:41.620 Calling me by name
01:16:42.720 At this point
01:16:43.680 I was freaking out
01:16:44.520 Thinking this was
01:16:45.180 Another delusion
01:16:45.840 Or apparition
01:16:46.520 But he approached me
01:16:47.720 Walking up
01:16:48.360 Calling me
01:16:49.380 By name
01:16:50.160 Telling me to calm down
01:16:51.680 Huh
01:16:52.380 When he reached me
01:16:53.800 Good thing you didn't
01:16:54.420 Oh Ben
01:16:55.020 He's saying Ben
01:16:55.860 Ben
01:16:56.240 Ben
01:16:56.560 When he reached me
01:16:58.120 He calmly explained
01:16:59.580 Yeah
01:17:00.220 He explained that God
01:17:02.680 Had woken him up
01:17:03.660 To find me by name
01:17:05.220 Wow
01:17:05.940 Wow
01:17:06.840 That's so cool
01:17:07.840 He proceeded to calm me down
01:17:10.100 Tell me about my life
01:17:11.460 Things about my own sins
01:17:13.740 Things about my brother
01:17:15.020 Things about my parents
01:17:16.400 And more
01:17:16.900 He even mentioned my invention
01:17:18.380 Telling me
01:17:19.040 It was such a genius idea
01:17:21.100 God wants you to
01:17:22.400 Fucking vaporize
01:17:23.360 This weed dog
01:17:24.260 God's like
01:17:25.080 God thinks it's really
01:17:26.260 It's crazy
01:17:27.620 But maybe don't
01:17:28.960 God loves the idea
01:17:30.400 That you put weed
01:17:31.140 In an inhaler
01:17:32.220 But like even though
01:17:33.220 It's dangerous
01:17:34.220 Like God is probably like
01:17:35.360 Look at this guy
01:17:36.220 Creating something
01:17:37.880 Like is that is
01:17:39.140 Yeah
01:17:39.780 It is kind of cool
01:17:40.600 I don't know
01:17:41.440 If like weed
01:17:42.160 Is inherently a sin
01:17:43.000 That's just a kind of a joke
01:17:43.960 And I don't know that
01:17:46.220 Like think about
01:17:47.280 Like back in the day
01:17:48.100 Right
01:17:48.340 Like you know
01:17:49.220 Everything is still
01:17:50.580 More natural
01:17:51.660 Than it is now
01:17:52.480 And you find this
01:17:53.740 Fucking plant
01:17:54.280 And you go
01:17:54.640 Look at these little guys
01:17:55.780 And you pluck them off
01:17:56.540 And you go
01:17:57.100 This would be good to smoke
01:17:58.080 And is that
01:17:58.760 Is that bad
01:17:59.700 Because you took it off
01:18:00.540 And then you introduced fire to it
01:18:02.380 And then you inhaled it
01:18:03.240 Is that bad
01:18:03.960 I don't know
01:18:04.380 I don't know
01:18:04.840 So I'm not saying like
01:18:06.180 You know
01:18:06.640 God doesn't like
01:18:07.480 When you put weed
01:18:08.080 In an inhaler
01:18:08.880 Well I mean like
01:18:09.960 Even wine right
01:18:11.580 You take wine
01:18:12.440 You ferment it for a long time
01:18:14.080 And you get it
01:18:14.640 To a certain point
01:18:15.340 Yeah it happens accidentally
01:18:15.880 Like you can have fruit
01:18:17.100 Go bad
01:18:17.740 And then like
01:18:18.900 You'll see animals
01:18:19.580 If you leave pumpkins
01:18:20.700 Or something like that
01:18:21.420 On the porch around Halloween
01:18:22.320 They'll ferment
01:18:23.220 And then the squirrels
01:18:24.000 Will eat them
01:18:24.300 And the squirrels
01:18:24.720 Will get drunk
01:18:25.160 And they'll fall off the tree
01:18:26.420 It's very funny
01:18:27.140 You know the butterflies
01:18:28.240 Specifically eat
01:18:29.320 Only fermented fruit
01:18:30.460 That's why they fly like
01:18:31.600 They're always drunk
01:18:32.500 They're going crazy
01:18:33.540 Oh is that true
01:18:34.120 That's why they
01:18:34.580 Fucking fly like idiots
01:18:35.980 Yeah they're all drunk
01:18:37.400 They're just wasted
01:18:38.100 But you know
01:18:39.560 Whatever
01:18:39.860 The bible does say
01:18:40.860 Like drink
01:18:42.360 Just not in excess
01:18:43.220 Not to get drunk
01:18:44.280 You know that
01:18:45.120 That sort of thing
01:18:45.880 So I guess like
01:18:46.600 You know
01:18:46.880 If you're going to smoke
01:18:47.700 Don't get crazy
01:18:49.620 Like don't get crazy
01:18:50.500 Don't get crazy with it
01:18:51.820 What about tobacco
01:18:51.880 I wonder if that's even
01:18:53.020 Like a thing
01:18:53.660 I said tobacco
01:18:54.280 Well I
01:18:54.660 But then tobacco
01:18:55.380 You have to have
01:18:55.840 A conversation about
01:18:56.600 Like right
01:18:57.140 Nowadays
01:18:57.840 Our cigarettes
01:18:59.020 They have like
01:18:59.440 Rat poison in them
01:19:00.300 So it's like
01:19:00.740 Yeah carcinogens
01:19:01.600 And shit
01:19:02.020 Enjoy candy
01:19:03.260 But then like nowadays
01:19:04.440 They have red 40
01:19:06.160 Not anymore baby
01:19:06.960 Not anymore
01:19:07.560 Hell yeah
01:19:08.560 RFK
01:19:11.200 He did it both
01:19:12.740 In our reality
01:19:13.400 And in the niggaverse
01:19:14.200 He fucking got rid
01:19:15.140 Of the dye
01:19:15.700 In the foods now
01:19:17.040 So
01:19:17.380 That's right
01:19:18.600 You said it
01:19:19.140 You said it
01:19:20.040 That's weird
01:19:20.600 That I said it too
01:19:21.300 Well it's not
01:19:21.940 It's not weird
01:19:22.580 Because that's
01:19:23.620 What he's been saying
01:19:24.300 So it was just
01:19:24.820 A silly idea
01:19:25.620 That came to me
01:19:26.140 But I happened
01:19:26.580 To post it
01:19:27.100 Like at the exact
01:19:27.980 Moment that it
01:19:28.440 Got announced
01:19:28.940 That he said
01:19:29.760 That he's taking
01:19:30.540 The dye
01:19:30.840 Out of all the foods
01:19:31.480 So who knows
01:19:33.000 Maybe there was
01:19:33.540 A bit of
01:19:34.360 You know
01:19:35.380 Whatever happens
01:19:35.920 In the universe
01:19:36.480 In our reality
01:19:37.380 Well black people
01:19:40.980 Always do things first
01:19:41.880 They're trendsetters
01:19:42.560 So there we go
01:19:43.140 That's true
01:19:43.160 It is true
01:19:43.640 Alright so he told me
01:19:44.820 God was trying to speak
01:19:45.780 To me constantly
01:19:46.520 To all of us
01:19:47.440 But we were too busy
01:19:48.820 Or too dumb to hear him
01:19:49.960 Interesting
01:19:50.540 Hell yeah
01:19:51.080 This is another thing too
01:19:52.120 Is like a homeless guy
01:19:53.180 Approaches you saying this
01:19:54.280 And you're like
01:19:54.760 How do I know this is from God
01:19:56.540 And it's like
01:19:57.820 Well if this guy's stopping you
01:19:58.900 From suicide
01:19:59.980 Or whatever you went to do
01:20:01.280 That's a good point
01:20:02.600 That's a huge point
01:20:03.640 Yeah
01:20:03.900 Because if
01:20:04.700 It's hard to tell right
01:20:06.360 Like nowadays
01:20:07.440 I would say no
01:20:08.340 Like if somebody comes up to you
01:20:09.740 And they're like
01:20:09.960 I'm a prophet
01:20:10.600 Whenever you hear somebody
01:20:11.640 Say they're a prophet
01:20:12.300 You're like
01:20:12.560 Probably not
01:20:13.360 Get out of here
01:20:14.200 Well it's all about the fruits
01:20:14.720 Right
01:20:14.980 What are the fruits
01:20:15.560 I didn't kill myself
01:20:16.400 Well that's a good fruit
01:20:17.120 Yeah
01:20:18.500 But like if John the Baptist
01:20:20.240 Was around today
01:20:20.960 He'd be like
01:20:21.240 Get away from me
01:20:22.160 You smell
01:20:23.300 You look horrible
01:20:24.300 And you're ranting and raving
01:20:25.680 You're probably
01:20:26.200 Going on and on about
01:20:27.620 You know
01:20:28.040 The Jews
01:20:28.560 Or whatever
01:20:28.960 That's what I've been praying
01:20:29.180 Because I'm like
01:20:29.660 All these people
01:20:30.840 Who want me to look
01:20:33.180 Into a certain thing
01:20:33.920 And if I don't look
01:20:34.520 Into a certain thing
01:20:35.180 Then I'm a shill
01:20:35.800 And if I do look
01:20:36.720 Into a certain thing
01:20:37.560 Then I'm co-opting it
01:20:38.820 And I'm steering people
01:20:39.520 Away from it
01:20:40.040 And that's the narrative
01:20:40.760 Of kind of like
01:20:41.260 The little seasoned people
01:20:42.120 Or whatever
01:20:42.620 And so I'll
01:20:44.580 Sometimes I'll pray to God
01:20:45.460 And I'll be like
01:20:45.840 If I'm meant to look at this
01:20:47.420 Please send me
01:20:48.100 Not them
01:20:49.460 An obvious sign
01:20:50.980 Please
01:20:51.460 Yeah
01:20:51.560 Don't send me people
01:20:52.440 Who I regard as
01:20:53.700 Unstable and crazy
01:20:54.860 And who I can see
01:20:55.940 Are like
01:20:57.000 Launching accusations
01:20:58.360 Against me
01:20:59.320 That aren't true
01:21:00.320 Therefore
01:21:01.100 What else have they
01:21:01.940 Gotten wrong
01:21:02.520 I can't trust that
01:21:03.440 So
01:21:04.120 Yeah
01:21:04.720 I would hope
01:21:05.380 The messenger
01:21:06.000 At least is tailored
01:21:07.780 To me
01:21:08.480 In such a way
01:21:09.880 That I'm receptive to it
01:21:11.080 You know
01:21:11.880 Wes
01:21:12.260 Wes Roth
01:21:13.860 Was
01:21:14.600 I was talking with him
01:21:15.540 Yeah yeah
01:21:15.580 Shout out Wes
01:21:15.740 Shout out Wes
01:21:16.660 I was talking with him
01:21:17.480 About like
01:21:17.980 Just like the idea
01:21:19.100 Of like
01:21:19.380 You know
01:21:19.660 Am I on the right path
01:21:20.780 And he said
01:21:21.380 You know
01:21:21.720 He's like
01:21:21.920 I think he thinks
01:21:22.420 About that a lot
01:21:23.100 Himself too
01:21:23.860 Yeah
01:21:24.580 And
01:21:24.980 He was like
01:21:26.380 I was like
01:21:26.740 You know
01:21:26.920 Doors open for me
01:21:27.800 And he was like
01:21:28.360 Yeah
01:21:28.580 I think
01:21:29.000 Doors open for me too
01:21:29.960 But I always wonder
01:21:30.880 Is like
01:21:31.160 Are these doors opening
01:21:32.040 To my demise
01:21:33.440 Or are they opening
01:21:34.860 You know what I mean
01:21:36.560 And I was like
01:21:37.000 That's a great question
01:21:37.800 It's something that I have to
01:21:38.740 You have to constantly
01:21:39.620 Be looking at
01:21:40.580 Like
01:21:40.740 That's so funny
01:21:41.320 Because I was talking to Wes
01:21:42.200 About the same thing
01:21:42.920 Because I don't know
01:21:43.500 I respect him
01:21:44.280 And I'm like
01:21:44.780 You know
01:21:45.180 He's seen a lot
01:21:45.960 And he's been close
01:21:46.680 To a lot of people
01:21:47.260 That are successful
01:21:48.520 But are also doing like
01:21:49.960 You know
01:21:50.740 Maybe even like
01:21:51.380 Conspiracy content
01:21:52.100 And shit
01:21:52.460 And I'm like
01:21:52.920 You know
01:21:54.080 In comparison to what
01:21:55.180 They've done
01:21:55.760 And we get into
01:21:57.800 The topic of like
01:21:58.860 Morality
01:21:59.540 And shit like that
01:22:00.600 And basically
01:22:01.540 He was like
01:22:02.120 I don't know
01:22:02.500 I mean
01:22:02.720 There was a time
01:22:03.220 When you guys
01:22:03.620 Were going pretty hard
01:22:04.260 Against the Jews
01:22:04.880 And then you realized
01:22:05.760 Something and you pivoted
01:22:07.040 And that's a great sign
01:22:07.940 And I'm like
01:22:08.380 Yeah I guess that's a good sign
01:22:10.160 You know
01:22:10.860 Like the Jews are still
01:22:11.940 Sucking off baby penises
01:22:13.380 And stuff
01:22:13.780 But
01:22:14.180 You know
01:22:15.220 That's not where the buck stops
01:22:16.340 And also
01:22:16.800 Are these the Jews
01:22:17.660 So
01:22:17.900 You know
01:22:18.780 It's
01:22:19.140 There's a lot of nuance
01:22:20.560 I am worried about that
01:22:21.620 I do worry about that
01:22:23.080 I worry that we're not
01:22:24.640 You know
01:22:26.220 We're dealing with topics
01:22:27.560 That
01:22:28.080 We're walking
01:22:30.160 The edge of a knife
01:22:31.440 One side is like
01:22:33.020 Christianity
01:22:33.440 And the other side
01:22:34.420 Is like new age
01:22:35.120 Gnostic shit
01:22:35.880 And sometimes
01:22:36.900 They look very
01:22:37.840 Similar to one another
01:22:39.100 And sometimes
01:22:39.760 They sound very similar
01:22:40.980 To one another
01:22:41.480 So we're having
01:22:41.920 Discussions with guests
01:22:42.860 And we're promoting
01:22:43.420 Not promoting ideas
01:22:44.380 But we're exploring ideas
01:22:45.520 You could interpret it
01:22:47.080 As promoting ideas
01:22:47.840 Certainly many fucking people do
01:22:49.180 And you're promoting this
01:22:49.960 You're promoting that
01:22:50.560 It's like I'm just
01:22:51.220 Exploring ideas
01:22:52.240 But
01:22:52.680 Even that exploration
01:22:54.500 Right
01:22:54.860 Look into the abyss
01:22:55.620 The abyss looks back
01:22:56.420 At one point
01:22:57.260 Does something look like
01:22:58.740 One thing
01:22:59.120 And you move towards it
01:22:59.940 And you go
01:23:00.220 Oh fuck
01:23:00.600 I just went in the wrong direction
01:23:01.680 And I like to think
01:23:03.120 That we can pivot
01:23:04.300 And double back
01:23:05.200 And course correct
01:23:06.140 And I'm always going to
01:23:07.020 Try to do that
01:23:07.600 But it is something
01:23:08.720 That I worry about
01:23:09.400 Yeah
01:23:10.260 Yeah
01:23:10.780 I think you have to
01:23:11.760 Constantly be worried about it
01:23:12.960 And I don't know
01:23:14.740 Have the ability
01:23:15.600 I think there's also
01:23:16.720 The ability to go
01:23:18.160 Just because I
01:23:19.720 Looked at this thing
01:23:20.920 And I thought this thing
01:23:22.620 I thought something
01:23:24.000 At one point
01:23:24.580 Doesn't mean that
01:23:25.080 I always think this
01:23:25.900 And it doesn't mean that
01:23:26.660 Like I don't know
01:23:27.920 Let's say that
01:23:28.440 There's a weird spirit
01:23:29.360 That's attached to it
01:23:30.220 That's not
01:23:30.700 That's not attached to me
01:23:32.400 Just because I looked
01:23:33.200 At this thing
01:23:33.640 And I thought that
01:23:34.400 I think
01:23:35.640 I think that
01:23:36.100 That wants me to
01:23:36.960 That would want you
01:23:37.740 To think that
01:23:38.180 It is attached to you
01:23:39.060 That there is no
01:23:39.680 Coming back from this
01:23:40.520 It's like no
01:23:41.140 That is not true
01:23:42.200 I shed this
01:23:43.160 And I rebuke that
01:23:44.340 This is not what
01:23:45.160 I think anymore
01:23:45.880 I have a better idea
01:23:47.240 Or I've been given
01:23:48.200 Clarification
01:23:48.920 And we're learning
01:23:49.580 We're trying to figure
01:23:50.540 This thing out
01:23:51.100 To be able to
01:23:52.140 Navigate
01:23:52.700 More correctly
01:23:53.940 In this weird
01:23:55.640 Temporary realm
01:23:56.920 That we're in
01:23:57.480 So
01:23:57.800 I had a bit
01:23:59.060 Of a realization
01:23:59.720 Like yesterday
01:24:01.080 In my insanity
01:24:02.780 And it's interesting
01:24:05.360 Because in those moments
01:24:06.200 I go through this
01:24:07.080 Like almost fugue states
01:24:08.100 And in those moments
01:24:10.300 I had
01:24:12.280 You know
01:24:12.760 I do have some clarity
01:24:14.160 I have things
01:24:15.220 That are like
01:24:15.620 Given to me
01:24:16.260 And I see them
01:24:17.460 And I go
01:24:17.700 Oh that's fascinating
01:24:18.480 And it only kind of happens
01:24:19.560 When I'm in this
01:24:20.000 Fucking really weird state
01:24:20.820 But the realization
01:24:21.920 That I had
01:24:22.620 Was
01:24:23.840 I think it was
01:24:25.180 From the conversation
01:24:26.180 We had with Nate
01:24:27.080 Because there was
01:24:28.100 There was a topic
01:24:29.020 At one point
01:24:29.580 About believing
01:24:30.460 These entities
01:24:31.520 And very much
01:24:32.140 Like Ben here
01:24:33.200 Where he's being told
01:24:34.700 By these entities
01:24:35.460 This thing
01:24:36.040 You know
01:24:36.660 To the extent
01:24:37.280 That it's driving him
01:24:38.340 To go to a bridge
01:24:39.120 And potentially
01:24:39.580 Toss himself off of it
01:24:40.540 Well
01:24:40.760 I had an experience
01:24:42.280 Like that
01:24:42.840 And it was
01:24:43.700 When I went
01:24:44.160 To the gay
01:24:44.800 Tarot card reader
01:24:45.980 In New Orleans
01:24:47.020 And it wasn't
01:24:48.280 Like a really
01:24:48.800 Groundbreaking thing
01:24:50.040 And I've since
01:24:51.200 Repented for it
01:24:51.880 And asked God
01:24:52.400 To forgive me
01:24:53.180 For my sins
01:24:53.660 And you know
01:24:54.440 Release any bonds
01:24:55.780 That I might have
01:24:56.240 Developed because of that
01:24:57.020 It was fucking foolish
01:24:57.680 And all these things
01:24:58.180 But the guy said
01:25:00.280 That we were going
01:25:00.800 To be incredibly successful
01:25:01.740 And that this thing
01:25:02.480 That we were doing
01:25:03.040 Was going to be big
01:25:03.880 But also
01:25:04.620 That I was going
01:25:06.080 To be hated
01:25:06.500 More than I've ever
01:25:08.120 Been hated in my life
01:25:09.200 And what's fascinating
01:25:11.700 Is my reaction
01:25:13.280 To that
01:25:13.700 My reaction to that
01:25:15.200 Is yeah
01:25:15.820 That makes sense
01:25:16.920 And then I
01:25:18.000 Anticipate it happening
01:25:18.960 And when I look around
01:25:20.400 It's happening
01:25:21.220 But
01:25:22.260 Why would I
01:25:23.820 Believe that
01:25:25.120 Why would I
01:25:26.120 Think that's true
01:25:26.800 I
01:25:27.540 I may be annoying
01:25:28.560 But
01:25:29.640 I am
01:25:30.700 I've always been
01:25:31.740 A good enough person
01:25:32.600 That like
01:25:33.280 I'm pretty well
01:25:34.100 Liked by people
01:25:34.760 Like pretty well
01:25:35.720 Liked
01:25:35.920 I'm a pretty easy
01:25:36.540 Guy to get along with
01:25:37.380 I'm warm
01:25:38.280 I'm friendly
01:25:38.840 I'm not
01:25:40.020 I don't live
01:25:40.500 An immoral
01:25:40.980 Debaucherous
01:25:41.640 Evil lifestyle
01:25:42.840 Thereby
01:25:43.440 I don't really
01:25:44.540 You know
01:25:45.000 Have people
01:25:45.580 That fucking
01:25:45.960 Hate me
01:25:46.380 But I
01:25:46.980 Accepted that
01:25:47.740 And I was like
01:25:48.320 Yeah that makes sense
01:25:49.220 Even though it goes
01:25:49.960 Against my character
01:25:50.840 And how people
01:25:51.460 Have treated me
01:25:52.160 Traditionally
01:25:52.660 And I thought
01:25:53.700 About that
01:25:54.120 For a second
01:25:54.580 And I was like
01:25:55.140 Oh
01:25:56.900 Why did
01:25:58.460 Why did I
01:25:59.260 Believe that
01:25:59.940 It's huge
01:26:01.340 If you believe
01:26:02.120 Something
01:26:02.480 Your belief
01:26:03.640 In a thing
01:26:04.120 Especially
01:26:04.600 Your belief
01:26:05.460 In a thing
01:26:05.840 That a spiritual
01:26:06.440 Entity is telling
01:26:07.260 You
01:26:07.440 Which is
01:26:07.760 Almost 100%
01:26:08.620 What's happening
01:26:09.200 In a tarot card
01:26:09.880 Reading
01:26:10.120 You're dealing
01:26:10.500 With familiars
01:26:11.220 That are whispering
01:26:11.820 Or moving
01:26:12.940 Or you know
01:26:13.580 Whatever with the cards
01:26:14.540 Why would I believe
01:26:17.120 That spiritual entity
01:26:18.000 Why would I
01:26:18.500 Why would I
01:26:19.000 Accept that
01:26:19.640 Was that meant to
01:26:20.840 Like let's say
01:26:21.640 You were a woman
01:26:22.360 And somebody said
01:26:23.520 That's like
01:26:23.880 You're gonna be
01:26:24.340 Doing this stuff
01:26:24.960 But they're gonna
01:26:25.900 Hate you
01:26:26.440 And you're like
01:26:26.980 Like what if
01:26:28.240 What if it was
01:26:29.120 Like hinging on
01:26:29.920 Like well maybe
01:26:31.280 He'll stop
01:26:31.900 Maybe he'll back up
01:26:33.040 Now if I said
01:26:33.600 That he'll be hated
01:26:34.320 You know what I mean
01:26:34.960 I don't even think
01:26:35.500 It's that
01:26:35.900 I think it's like
01:26:36.700 If I believe
01:26:38.180 That I will be hated
01:26:39.700 Then there's an
01:26:41.800 Energetic exchange there
01:26:43.160 And I'm now dumping
01:26:45.560 My own mental energy
01:26:46.900 Into this idea
01:26:47.820 Of accepting being hated
01:26:48.940 Which almost
01:26:49.460 Is probably going to
01:26:50.520 Create the very scenario
01:26:52.240 That
01:26:52.660 Yeah
01:26:53.320 You'll notice it more
01:26:55.760 Listen I understand
01:26:57.140 That I'm gonna be hated
01:26:58.060 But I don't put much
01:26:59.360 Thought to it
01:27:00.060 Ever
01:27:00.580 Like it's a
01:27:01.280 Like they make fun
01:27:03.100 Of me on Tower Gang
01:27:04.320 Where they're like
01:27:04.840 Well I'm like
01:27:05.260 I don't understand
01:27:05.700 How this person
01:27:06.200 Doesn't like me
01:27:06.740 And they're like
01:27:07.100 How could you not
01:27:08.160 Understand
01:27:08.980 That people don't
01:27:10.660 Like are not gonna
01:27:11.240 Like you
01:27:11.580 Don't think about it
01:27:11.880 Very much
01:27:12.240 I literally don't
01:27:13.640 Like when I say
01:27:14.200 That I'm like
01:27:14.560 I know who I am
01:27:15.240 I don't understand
01:27:15.980 Why you don't like me
01:27:16.800 And they're like
01:27:17.160 That's asinine
01:27:17.940 And I was like
01:27:18.300 I just don't get it
01:27:19.800 I don't get
01:27:20.640 I don't put much
01:27:21.360 Thought to it
01:27:22.000 Why you wouldn't like me
01:27:23.120 When people come
01:27:23.960 And they tell me
01:27:24.600 That they don't like me
01:27:25.360 I tell them where to go
01:27:26.480 And then that's
01:27:27.400 Then I move on
01:27:28.200 And I'm like
01:27:28.460 Everybody else likes me
01:27:29.720 I just have never
01:27:30.720 I never had that
01:27:31.980 Like one of the things
01:27:32.980 That I'm grateful for
01:27:34.620 That you taught me
01:27:36.500 Was this like
01:27:37.860 The yes and model
01:27:40.280 Which is to say
01:27:41.140 Like people are going
01:27:42.020 To come for you
01:27:42.740 And you could try
01:27:43.720 To waste your breath
01:27:44.740 And address every single person
01:27:46.240 That's screaming up at you
01:27:47.600 And that's a fool's errand
01:27:49.040 You'll never get there
01:27:50.060 Even if you can win
01:27:51.300 One other person over
01:27:52.960 In the time that you spent
01:27:53.940 Doing that
01:27:54.460 50 more will have
01:27:55.800 Popped up in their stead
01:27:56.720 And now you're just
01:27:57.980 Fighting an uphill battle
01:27:59.060 Of trying to convince
01:27:59.920 Strangers
01:28:00.680 That you're not
01:28:02.140 What they think you are
01:28:03.460 And so I think
01:28:05.480 That used to be
01:28:06.680 My old MO
01:28:07.380 I would sit there
01:28:08.300 With people
01:28:08.740 And go back and forth
01:28:09.600 And then we'd have
01:28:10.100 A nice reconciliation
01:28:10.880 That's when I was
01:28:11.820 Dealing with like
01:28:12.480 Tens of people
01:28:14.240 Yeah
01:28:14.800 You know what I mean
01:28:15.640 Now it's fucking
01:28:16.560 Hundreds and sometimes
01:28:17.560 Thousands of people
01:28:18.580 And there's simply
01:28:19.600 No way to do it
01:28:20.460 So the only recourse
01:28:21.600 You do have
01:28:22.300 Is to either like
01:28:23.240 Hide from it
01:28:24.500 Or to just stand up
01:28:25.340 And go
01:28:25.560 Eh fuck you
01:28:26.900 And that works
01:28:28.000 A lot better
01:28:28.500 It's a lot more fun
01:28:29.520 Too and
01:28:30.680 And it still does
01:28:31.820 Turn some of those
01:28:32.580 People into friends
01:28:33.240 Because I think
01:28:33.760 A lot of these people
01:28:34.360 Who are just
01:28:34.820 Screaming up at you
01:28:35.620 They just want
01:28:36.500 Some form of interaction
01:28:37.480 So you give them
01:28:38.080 Interaction and sometimes
01:28:38.940 It just drops away
01:28:40.040 Entirely
01:28:40.820 But I don't know
01:28:41.700 I just
01:28:42.080 I was so ready
01:28:43.620 To accept that
01:28:44.280 Everybody was going
01:28:44.760 To hate me
01:28:45.260 Even though that
01:28:46.160 Was never
01:28:46.820 The case
01:28:48.420 With anything
01:28:49.700 That I ever did
01:28:50.540 People always
01:28:51.400 Found me endearing
01:28:52.580 For whatever reason
01:28:53.360 You know
01:28:53.700 It's because I'm small
01:28:54.900 And I have a weird voice
01:28:56.380 And it's like
01:28:56.880 There's something about it
01:28:57.560 That makes me want to
01:28:58.100 They want to hold me
01:28:58.840 You know
01:28:59.100 But now
01:29:00.200 In this arena
01:29:01.000 It's totally changed
01:29:02.000 And I have a feeling
01:29:02.700 It's because I accepted that
01:29:03.860 When I shouldn't have
01:29:05.200 So when spirits tell you shit
01:29:06.380 Especially when it's
01:29:08.860 In a psychic environment
01:29:09.780 Or when it's in a
01:29:10.560 Schizophrenic state
01:29:11.380 Like that
01:29:11.900 If you
01:29:13.140 Right
01:29:13.480 Because
01:29:13.840 Dr. Marzinski says
01:29:16.140 If you believe them
01:29:17.340 It gets worse
01:29:18.260 It's the same thing
01:29:20.920 I think
01:29:21.400 I also think
01:29:22.940 I think it is the truth
01:29:24.560 Though
01:29:24.760 It's like
01:29:25.100 It is the truth
01:29:26.060 Also
01:29:26.280 You're going
01:29:26.660 Yeah
01:29:26.960 It's like
01:29:27.320 There's nothing
01:29:27.740 If you came into this
01:29:28.980 And it's not about
01:29:30.200 Accepting it
01:29:30.780 But if you were
01:29:31.260 Surprised by it
01:29:32.260 You would have
01:29:33.580 Just been in the same spot
01:29:34.640 People are going to hate you
01:29:35.520 It doesn't really matter
01:29:36.300 What we do here
01:29:36.880 They're going to hate you
01:29:37.560 For whatever reason
01:29:38.280 Which is
01:29:38.960 I guess maybe
01:29:39.660 It's just like exposure
01:29:40.440 The more people
01:29:41.340 That even see you
01:29:42.580 They don't like you
01:29:43.500 For whatever reason
01:29:44.100 And that's fine
01:29:44.540 Yeah
01:29:44.740 Well that's right
01:29:45.600 I want to read this story
01:29:46.640 Yeah yeah here
01:29:47.120 Let's get back
01:29:47.520 I'm sorry
01:29:47.780 Sorry Ben
01:29:48.260 Alright sorry Ben
01:29:49.200 We'll finish your story here
01:29:50.220 He proceeded to walk
01:29:51.600 The homeless guy
01:29:52.140 Walk with him for miles
01:29:53.060 Telling him the gospel
01:29:54.140 In a way I had never heard before
01:29:55.960 Using street vernacular
01:29:57.600 In common speech
01:29:58.480 He spoke truth into my life
01:30:00.240 As we walked
01:30:01.400 He gave me warnings
01:30:03.040 That's
01:30:03.860 So this is like
01:30:04.960 This is what Jesus did
01:30:07.120 With his disciples
01:30:07.920 And it's like
01:30:08.660 And that's the thing too
01:30:09.720 Like his disciples
01:30:10.400 That walk with
01:30:11.100 They walked with Jesus
01:30:12.160 And they still were like
01:30:13.440 Deeply flawed people
01:30:16.120 They all like
01:30:16.920 Couldn't
01:30:17.720 They all didn't get it
01:30:19.180 Still
01:30:19.620 Like most of the time
01:30:20.760 It's
01:30:21.220 If you read the gospels
01:30:22.660 Like they get it afterward
01:30:23.880 You know
01:30:24.920 It does a great job
01:30:26.180 Of detailing
01:30:26.760 How much
01:30:27.660 Of themselves
01:30:29.540 Was still caught in
01:30:30.460 Whatever message
01:30:31.160 Jesus was trying to tell them
01:30:32.320 And even after
01:30:33.060 They're still not
01:30:34.980 Necessarily like Jesus
01:30:36.440 They kind of try
01:30:37.260 But they are themselves
01:30:38.260 They
01:30:38.880 There's no other way to be
01:30:40.280 And that's what
01:30:40.720 That's what makes them so
01:30:42.300 Cool in their own right
01:30:44.900 Like Matthew is like
01:30:45.800 Matthew is a really
01:30:47.580 Interesting character
01:30:49.000 Simon is super interesting
01:30:50.220 There's Jesus
01:30:51.040 And then we aim for that
01:30:53.560 But we can't be
01:30:54.340 You're not him
01:30:55.140 They're never going to be him
01:30:55.960 You can see them
01:30:56.500 Fumbling around
01:30:57.260 It's like you're not
01:30:57.860 Going to be like this guy
01:30:58.720 And they're going to
01:30:59.140 Continue to mess up
01:31:00.060 And do stupid stuff
01:31:00.920 Like this
01:31:01.340 And that's why
01:31:02.960 I like those characters
01:31:04.300 It's why I don't like Daniel
01:31:06.020 Well it's not that
01:31:06.940 I don't like Daniel
01:31:07.780 I like Daniel
01:31:09.200 But David is
01:31:10.360 A much more interesting character
01:31:12.120 A lot more flaws
01:31:12.980 In that character
01:31:13.760 Like I see my
01:31:15.460 Not that I see myself
01:31:16.700 In that character
01:31:17.400 But I see the humanity
01:31:19.400 I don't know
01:31:20.400 Well no
01:31:21.060 I hear what you're saying
01:31:22.000 Yeah it's like
01:31:22.520 I can't
01:31:23.260 I can't relate
01:31:24.180 It's a very similar situation
01:31:25.820 To when I come into contact
01:31:27.880 With somebody
01:31:28.400 Who also
01:31:29.120 Believes in Jesus
01:31:30.360 But has this air
01:31:31.600 Of like a holier than thou
01:31:32.760 Kind of a deal
01:31:33.360 And I
01:31:34.060 It's weird
01:31:34.940 I don't relate
01:31:35.760 And I'm like
01:31:36.220 I'm looking at me
01:31:37.020 And I'm like
01:31:37.660 I almost don't even feel
01:31:39.480 Like we're the same thing
01:31:40.380 Because I'm so acutely aware
01:31:42.840 That I'm a broke down retard
01:31:44.480 And that I'm gonna fuck up
01:31:46.200 And that I fucked up a ton
01:31:47.240 And that I just hope in the end
01:31:48.840 That God forgives me
01:31:49.640 And I'm trying to get better
01:31:50.700 And that's the place
01:31:52.760 That I come from
01:31:53.420 But then a lot of these other people
01:31:54.420 They come from fucking
01:31:55.280 Yeah
01:31:55.660 Like a place of perfection already
01:31:57.460 Or at least
01:31:58.140 That's what they're putting off
01:31:59.780 Yeah it's like
01:32:00.640 But like I
01:32:01.120 Especially when you know
01:32:02.160 It's like
01:32:02.400 I know that you're falling too man
01:32:03.860 Whatever
01:32:04.460 Let's continue
01:32:05.260 At one point
01:32:06.260 And he pointed out
01:32:07.060 Street graffiti
01:32:08.400 And a spiral
01:32:09.160 A spiral and a triangle
01:32:10.740 Interesting
01:32:11.540 Warning me of rituals
01:32:13.220 And a kidnap
01:32:14.120 And kidnappings of homeless people
01:32:15.920 In this town
01:32:16.380 Telling me if I saw
01:32:17.520 Saw them to avoid them
01:32:18.880 As they were portal sites
01:32:20.540 And rituals
01:32:21.280 A triangle
01:32:22.860 With a spiral
01:32:24.080 Isn't that like
01:32:24.680 The pedophilia symbol
01:32:25.680 Yeah
01:32:26.360 And they
01:32:27.040 Sometimes they're separate
01:32:28.500 Sometimes it's a spiral
01:32:29.600 That is a triangle
01:32:30.620 Sometimes just a spiral
01:32:31.780 Is enough
01:32:32.340 But
01:32:33.420 I remember seeing those images
01:32:35.580 In the background
01:32:36.760 Of somebody's videos
01:32:39.140 I think it might have been
01:32:39.660 The lady from TikTok
01:32:40.400 Who was talking about
01:32:41.300 Communicating with Seven
01:32:42.460 And in the background
01:32:44.800 She just had
01:32:45.380 A painting of a spiral
01:32:46.960 And a painting of a triangle
01:32:48.080 And I was like
01:32:48.560 That's fucking
01:32:49.000 Interesting
01:32:49.600 Yeah
01:32:50.240 Alright that comes up everywhere
01:32:51.640 I mean another triangle
01:32:52.880 With Elon's Tesla factory
01:32:54.980 In Texas as well
01:32:56.900 It's like a pyramid
01:32:57.700 But
01:32:57.980 Alright so he warned me
01:32:59.740 Against modern medicine
01:33:00.840 The pharmakia deception
01:33:02.040 Of modern medicines
01:33:03.320 That I didn't know
01:33:04.640 How close to the end
01:33:05.800 To the end I was
01:33:07.620 And the time I was in
01:33:09.700 Wow that's fucking cool
01:33:11.420 He said
01:33:12.260 He said much
01:33:13.220 Much of which
01:33:14.020 Equipped me
01:33:14.640 For the
01:33:15.220 For the past few years
01:33:16.960 I guess he's talking
01:33:18.120 About COVID time
01:33:18.960 He told me
01:33:20.000 I would go into jails
01:33:21.420 And be a pastor
01:33:22.320 In the town I was in
01:33:23.360 At the time
01:33:24.660 It seemed silly
01:33:25.420 How could a drug dealing
01:33:27.020 Felon do any of that
01:33:28.220 But as he walked
01:33:29.240 He told me
01:33:29.800 I couldn't hurt people
01:33:30.760 Because I was hurt
01:33:31.840 That God loved
01:33:33.400 Each of us so much
01:33:34.440 That he would do
01:33:35.660 What he was doing
01:33:36.280 For me in that moment
01:33:37.360 With each
01:33:39.140 If they would just listen
01:33:40.480 Man
01:33:41.680 Very interesting stuff
01:33:43.020 I've already told
01:33:44.400 My story about that
01:33:45.440 As well
01:33:46.120 In a similar way
01:33:46.980 But I guess
01:33:47.780 That's still playing out
01:33:48.680 As we walked
01:33:51.100 He assured me
01:33:52.340 He was just a man
01:33:53.460 Listening to God
01:33:54.240 Not an angel
01:33:55.040 To every person we passed
01:33:56.920 He said howdy to
01:33:57.940 In the middle of the night
01:33:58.800 When the person sneered at him
01:34:00.860 He would get sad
01:34:03.360 And then
01:34:04.380 And when they greeted him
01:34:06.060 He would say
01:34:07.320 They get it
01:34:08.200 Nice
01:34:08.980 Yeah
01:34:09.780 Wow that's interesting too
01:34:12.460 Because I have an inclination
01:34:13.840 When it's like
01:34:14.300 I'm not going to say hi
01:34:15.380 To anyone
01:34:15.700 It's a New York thing
01:34:17.020 And I think that's why
01:34:17.800 I do it
01:34:18.360 I say hi to everybody
01:34:19.520 When I'm walking
01:34:21.840 With my family
01:34:22.460 I always say hi
01:34:23.280 Maybe when I'm alone
01:34:24.860 I don't do it
01:34:25.400 But when I'm with my family
01:34:26.240 And I think it's like
01:34:27.000 Something I want my son
01:34:27.940 To see or whatever
01:34:28.460 But
01:34:28.700 And when you don't say hi to me
01:34:30.660 I fucking ridicule you
01:34:32.140 As I keep going
01:34:32.700 I turn to my wife
01:34:34.180 And I go
01:34:34.420 Fucking that guy
01:34:35.240 What an asshole
01:34:36.120 I think I was pretty loud
01:34:37.200 And clear
01:34:37.540 I said good morning
01:34:38.220 We made eye contact
01:34:39.080 What the fuck
01:34:39.720 It's like
01:34:40.500 I'm damaged
01:34:41.380 From New York
01:34:42.060 Where it's like
01:34:42.680 If someone says hi to you
01:34:44.300 I'm like
01:34:44.620 This guy
01:34:45.320 Why do you want money
01:34:46.120 Do you want to fight me
01:34:46.980 Well that's because
01:34:47.440 That's fucking
01:34:47.980 Usually what they wanted
01:34:49.200 Back in New York
01:34:50.020 Is money or whatever
01:34:51.340 So it's like
01:34:52.920 It's a weird reality
01:34:54.320 Of reality
01:34:55.060 That this exists
01:34:56.680 And I kind of
01:34:57.600 I'm depriving my kids of that
01:34:58.900 But it's also not a reality
01:35:01.120 Where it's like
01:35:01.720 This exists on the subway
01:35:03.300 In New York
01:35:04.020 Or in the ghettos
01:35:05.380 In New York
01:35:05.900 In the streets
01:35:06.440 People aren't supposed
01:35:07.680 To be like this
01:35:08.420 Or maybe they are
01:35:09.100 I don't know
01:35:09.520 I don't know what people
01:35:10.720 Are supposed to be like
01:35:11.440 But I hate
01:35:11.980 I hate it
01:35:12.700 And it's like
01:35:13.560 It's kind of like
01:35:14.220 Damaged me to a point
01:35:15.120 Where I'm like
01:35:15.620 Just I'm gonna go
01:35:16.920 Like
01:35:17.120 Like we
01:35:17.720 That old guy
01:35:18.300 Got hit by a car
01:35:19.100 Over there
01:35:19.500 In the villages
01:35:20.040 And my wife gets out
01:35:21.580 And she's like
01:35:21.960 I'll go to help him
01:35:22.580 And I like
01:35:22.880 My first inclination
01:35:23.640 Was like
01:35:23.980 Let's just go
01:35:24.780 Like somebody else
01:35:27.240 Will
01:35:27.420 Let's get out of here
01:35:28.260 Like stopping here
01:35:29.440 We're gonna
01:35:30.460 We're inviting
01:35:31.720 Some
01:35:32.040 We're inviting
01:35:32.900 Trouble that
01:35:33.920 Could possibly happen
01:35:34.740 But nothing
01:35:35.080 Nothing happened
01:35:35.800 I always have
01:35:36.780 I have a bad
01:35:37.520 Habit of trying
01:35:39.220 To like
01:35:40.180 Help people
01:35:40.760 In the moment
01:35:41.420 And it always
01:35:42.200 Almost always
01:35:42.900 Fucking
01:35:43.200 Like I was in the
01:35:43.940 I don't know if I told you this
01:35:45.060 But I was at the corner store
01:35:45.900 The other day
01:35:46.320 And I was trying to get money
01:35:47.080 From the ATM
01:35:47.740 And there's some old lady
01:35:49.400 She's just at the ATM
01:35:50.760 And she's just staring at it
01:35:52.700 For mad long
01:35:53.260 And I'm eventually realizing
01:35:54.640 Like this is a really long time
01:35:55.620 What's going on here
01:35:56.280 And I start paying attention to her
01:35:57.960 And I realize she's like
01:35:58.820 Wobbling and swaying
01:36:00.120 Next thing you know
01:36:01.140 She just starts falling
01:36:02.920 Like falling backwards
01:36:04.200 So she's a little old lady
01:36:05.260 And there's a lady
01:36:07.820 Between me and her
01:36:08.880 That lady
01:36:09.760 Steps out of the way
01:36:11.100 To let her fall
01:36:11.920 And I
01:36:13.160 Dive my body in
01:36:15.020 And catch this old woman
01:36:16.420 And let me tell you something
01:36:18.120 I've done that
01:36:19.040 Enough times to know
01:36:20.980 It's never received well
01:36:22.060 It almost feels like
01:36:23.400 You should just let people fall
01:36:24.480 Yeah
01:36:25.220 Because it just gets
01:36:26.740 They're embarrassed
01:36:28.140 So they're reactive
01:36:29.360 And they are dismissive
01:36:30.680 And they want to minimize
01:36:31.880 The situation
01:36:32.600 So they look at you
01:36:33.420 Like you're crazy
01:36:34.060 For doing what you just did
01:36:35.000 But I caught her
01:36:36.240 And her body felt like
01:36:38.520 It was made of pillows
01:36:39.200 It was so weird
01:36:40.060 Like I was bent over
01:36:41.400 At the hip
01:36:42.000 And my arms were extended
01:36:43.600 And I still caught her
01:36:44.980 And was able to lift her up
01:36:46.120 You know how hard that is
01:36:46.760 To lift up a person
01:36:47.460 With your arms fully extended
01:36:48.600 And you're bent over
01:36:49.260 At your hip
01:36:49.680 She felt like she weighed nothing
01:36:51.580 It was so bizarre
01:36:52.680 And then everybody
01:36:54.600 Kind of looked at me
01:36:55.480 Like I was the asshole
01:36:56.480 Because you know
01:36:58.040 Some shit got knocked over
01:36:59.060 In the process
01:36:59.640 And
01:37:00.180 Jeez dude
01:37:02.440 So fucking weird
01:37:05.020 This is another one
01:37:07.140 Of those things that I do
01:37:07.900 That's very strange
01:37:08.660 That I don't realize it at all
01:37:09.800 It's going to come back
01:37:10.340 To haunt me
01:37:10.820 Literally too retarded to stop
01:37:13.000 But yeah
01:37:13.680 So that old lady
01:37:14.780 She was not grateful
01:37:16.220 Nobody was grateful
01:37:17.260 She was going to fall
01:37:18.740 100%
01:37:19.360 And I caught her
01:37:20.060 And kept her from doing it
01:37:20.980 I was the asshole
01:37:21.940 Of the entire situation
01:37:22.980 And the energy
01:37:23.940 Was just very strange
01:37:24.780 After that
01:37:25.220 So you know
01:37:25.980 I don't know what it is
01:37:26.880 But I have a tendency
01:37:28.600 To do that
01:37:29.180 One time I did it
01:37:30.640 And I
01:37:31.600 And I
01:37:33.960 I baseball slid
01:37:36.200 Like I was going
01:37:37.020 Into home base
01:37:37.840 To catch an old woman
01:37:39.060 Who was falling
01:37:39.680 But I knocked her down
01:37:41.880 Oh no no
01:37:42.480 She fell
01:37:43.060 Because I slid into her
01:37:45.460 Because I slid into her
01:37:47.400 Like I was trying to be safe
01:37:48.940 Like I didn't want
01:37:49.900 To get out
01:37:50.600 I slid into her
01:37:51.760 I took her fucking legs out
01:37:52.980 From underneath her
01:37:53.540 And I caught an old lady
01:37:54.820 On top of my body
01:37:55.680 She was going down
01:37:57.060 But in hindsight
01:37:57.880 I don't think she was
01:37:58.940 Going down down
01:38:00.380 Until I fucking
01:38:01.420 Tackled her basically
01:38:02.600 And
01:38:03.900 And
01:38:04.420 And nobody
01:38:05.120 Everybody was like
01:38:06.540 Yeah sweep the leg
01:38:07.220 I fucking
01:38:07.740 Like
01:38:08.100 I
01:38:08.460 Goldberg
01:38:09.240 Speared her legs out
01:38:10.120 And
01:38:11.460 And you know
01:38:12.920 What the worst part was
01:38:13.900 After I picked her up
01:38:15.200 And got her back
01:38:15.860 To her feet
01:38:16.420 I was in the middle
01:38:18.360 Of a conversation
01:38:19.040 With my manager
01:38:20.140 At the time
01:38:20.600 When that happened
01:38:21.120 Nobody addressed it
01:38:23.300 Nobody said anything
01:38:25.100 Because it was so cringy
01:38:26.460 And it was so unbearable
01:38:28.540 What I had just done
01:38:29.740 That rather than be like
01:38:31.280 That was a weird move
01:38:32.340 Why'd you do that
01:38:33.160 He just said
01:38:34.620 So anyway
01:38:35.340 And kept talking
01:38:36.540 Jesus
01:38:37.200 It was that bad
01:38:38.360 It was that bad
01:38:39.100 Let's pretend that never happened
01:38:40.580 Yeah dude
01:38:41.760 So yeah
01:38:42.640 Don't
01:38:43.040 Don't
01:38:43.580 Don't stick your
01:38:44.320 Alright let's continue
01:38:45.700 Let's continue
01:38:46.160 Sorry Ben
01:38:47.040 Once again
01:38:47.380 We walked for miles
01:38:48.360 And my feet hurt
01:38:49.380 Because he has bare feet
01:38:50.500 I forgot he's not wearing shoes
01:38:51.680 He took off his shoes
01:38:54.500 And gave them to me
01:38:56.040 Which I tried to refuse
01:38:57.280 His response was
01:38:58.460 He was giving me them
01:39:00.400 Because of who he was
01:39:01.700 Not me
01:39:02.420 And
01:39:02.960 To just take them
01:39:04.320 At one point
01:39:05.680 He banged on a random
01:39:06.740 Trailer park window
01:39:07.800 And a sleepy man
01:39:08.960 Who answered
01:39:09.500 What the
01:39:10.240 Who answered
01:39:11.460 What the hell
01:39:12.780 He wanted
01:39:13.440 He simply said
01:39:14.920 Hey man
01:39:15.400 I'm jonesing for a cig
01:39:16.560 Do you have one
01:39:17.320 The guy grumbled
01:39:19.160 But gave him a cigarette
01:39:20.080 And a light
01:39:20.760 To which the man said
01:39:21.920 He gets it
01:39:22.640 And we walked off
01:39:23.980 Dude this guy is
01:39:25.020 Fucking awesome
01:39:26.020 What the hell
01:39:27.800 As we passed
01:39:28.780 Churches in town
01:39:29.560 He would point to them
01:39:30.280 And ask me
01:39:30.900 Who built that
01:39:31.900 And I would reply
01:39:32.880 God
01:39:33.340 And he would get mad
01:39:34.600 And say no
01:39:35.200 Who built that
01:39:36.120 And I would say
01:39:37.040 People
01:39:37.460 To which his response
01:39:38.880 Would be exactly
01:39:39.640 He finally told me
01:39:41.760 After the last church
01:39:42.620 We passed that
01:39:43.300 God cares about
01:39:44.600 What he built
01:39:45.340 And that's you
01:39:46.200 Not a building
01:39:46.980 Or a church
01:39:47.640 He built man
01:39:48.940 And that is what
01:39:50.080 He cares about
01:39:50.800 Interesting
01:39:51.720 Yeah
01:39:52.020 Banger
01:39:52.400 I accepted Christ
01:39:53.840 That night
01:39:54.360 And when I asked him
01:39:55.600 What was next
01:39:58.040 He simply wished me
01:39:58.920 A happy birthday
01:39:59.700 And bid me
01:40:01.020 To go to work
01:40:02.520 It was a crazy night
01:40:04.260 That changed my life
01:40:05.240 The night I found Christ
01:40:06.760 Or rather the night
01:40:07.580 Christ found me
01:40:08.540 That's so cool
01:40:10.000 Yeah
01:40:10.500 My life since that time
01:40:11.720 Has been an example
01:40:12.460 Of God's providence
01:40:13.480 In my life
01:40:14.600 From drug dealing
01:40:16.440 Ex-felon
01:40:17.020 To chaplain
01:40:17.600 Pastor
01:40:18.080 And working
01:40:19.520 Helping the homeless
01:40:21.740 Daily
01:40:22.200 I have more stories
01:40:24.660 From both
01:40:25.700 Before and after
01:40:26.780 I found salvation
01:40:27.500 But to me
01:40:28.100 The night I got saved
01:40:29.440 Was the most important
01:40:30.460 It's a very cool story
01:40:31.900 Yeah
01:40:32.420 Since this night
01:40:33.880 And before
01:40:34.380 I have other stories
01:40:35.440 And encounters
01:40:35.940 Both from my work
01:40:36.920 On the street
01:40:37.460 With the homeless
01:40:38.020 While going to jails
01:40:39.340 As a chaplain
01:40:40.040 And while
01:40:40.640 Working at my state's
01:40:42.220 At my state's
01:40:43.400 Largest homeless camp
01:40:44.520 On graveyard
01:40:45.460 As well as
01:40:47.360 Experience pre-Christ
01:40:49.660 Experiencing pre-Christ
01:40:51.560 Involving an abduction
01:40:52.960 Type experience
01:40:53.860 Ended by the name
01:40:55.100 Of Christ
01:40:55.520 In my 20s
01:40:56.280 Thanks guys
01:40:57.340 Keep up the good work
01:40:58.380 Yeah
01:40:58.600 Ben
01:40:58.960 We want to hear
01:40:59.660 More of those stories
01:41:01.380 Maybe
01:41:01.960 If Ben is a pastor
01:41:04.080 Maybe
01:41:04.340 We have somebody on
01:41:06.040 To talk to us
01:41:07.020 About that
01:41:07.400 That would be
01:41:07.780 That would be cool
01:41:08.440 And then
01:41:09.020 Ben will get accused
01:41:11.460 Of being on
01:41:12.720 A shill show
01:41:14.060 A racist podcast
01:41:15.260 Did you know
01:41:15.760 Those guys created
01:41:16.560 The Niggerverse
01:41:17.180 Or at least
01:41:17.540 One of them did
01:41:18.200 Yeah
01:41:18.820 And I think
01:41:19.360 It's mending people
01:41:20.080 Thank you Ben
01:41:21.280 This is actually
01:41:21.880 A really cool story
01:41:23.880 I feel like
01:41:25.380 There was probably
01:41:25.800 A lot more
01:41:26.420 If you spent
01:41:26.840 That long
01:41:27.260 With this guy
01:41:27.880 But you know
01:41:29.260 I get it
01:41:29.700 You don't want
01:41:30.040 To type a book up
01:41:31.400 But that's
01:41:32.320 I've been thinking
01:41:34.100 A lot lately
01:41:34.920 About
01:41:35.780 Like
01:41:38.580 I don't know
01:41:39.660 What to
01:41:39.900 I've never
01:41:41.140 Felt like
01:41:42.160 Asking God
01:41:42.780 For much
01:41:43.280 But part of me
01:41:44.200 Is just like
01:41:44.840 You know
01:41:46.080 You read the Bible
01:41:46.880 You fast
01:41:47.780 And you pray
01:41:48.680 And it just seems
01:41:50.680 To be
01:41:51.100 If you do that
01:41:51.900 Long enough
01:41:52.360 God responds
01:41:53.120 In some sort of way
01:41:54.400 And so part of me
01:41:55.660 Is almost like
01:41:56.340 Wanting to
01:41:57.560 Engage with that
01:42:00.000 Model
01:42:00.560 And
01:42:01.480 But I'm like
01:42:02.560 What do I ask
01:42:03.340 God to show me
01:42:04.340 You know
01:42:06.660 Because I feel like
01:42:07.300 God's already done
01:42:07.880 So much for me
01:42:08.500 And I feel like
01:42:09.460 It's pretty obvious
01:42:10.160 What I'm supposed to do
01:42:11.220 And you know
01:42:12.960 His presence in my life
01:42:14.040 Is glaringly obvious
01:42:15.580 So it kind of feels
01:42:16.680 Like I don't really
01:42:17.400 Need to ask God
01:42:19.380 For anything
01:42:20.000 But I kind of want to
01:42:21.460 Because I want to
01:42:22.260 Be able to
01:42:23.520 To test this thing
01:42:24.980 Of like fasting
01:42:25.920 And prayer
01:42:27.180 And reading the word
01:42:28.780 And then
01:42:29.780 Having something
01:42:31.620 On the other end of that
01:42:32.960 Yeah fasting is huge
01:42:33.880 Yeah
01:42:34.100 And
01:42:34.940 And so I've been
01:42:36.140 Kicking that idea around
01:42:37.240 Lately of like
01:42:37.840 I want to do that
01:42:38.800 But what do I ask
01:42:40.040 I almost want to
01:42:42.980 Be like
01:42:44.020 Can you come
01:42:44.580 Say hi
01:42:45.560 I also have been
01:42:47.080 Feeling like
01:42:47.800 Like I know
01:42:49.200 Like there's a lot
01:42:50.000 Of like come as you are
01:42:51.140 And that's fine
01:42:52.280 I think to a certain level
01:42:53.900 But there's a way
01:42:55.240 That like
01:42:55.800 In the Old Testament
01:42:57.620 They talk to God
01:42:58.960 They
01:43:00.020 They address him
01:43:01.520 They're like
01:43:02.320 Like they give him
01:43:03.760 A title
01:43:04.140 You know
01:43:04.960 It's like
01:43:05.380 Lord of the universe
01:43:07.000 You know
01:43:07.280 Like this kind of thing
01:43:08.040 I'm like yeah
01:43:09.140 By not just calling him God
01:43:11.420 But like
01:43:11.960 Real pretty specific
01:43:13.240 Like what is
01:43:14.040 What are you
01:43:14.760 What is this thing
01:43:15.600 As best as you could
01:43:16.660 Explain it
01:43:17.260 Like that would be
01:43:18.280 Interesting to
01:43:18.940 It's like the spirit
01:43:19.960 Of the ultimate father
01:43:21.020 You know
01:43:22.240 Yeah
01:43:22.400 In many ways
01:43:23.480 But you know
01:43:25.500 I'm like is that silly
01:43:26.520 Is that a silly thing to do
01:43:27.660 Also is that
01:43:28.420 Bad to do
01:43:31.020 Like is it bad
01:43:31.960 To be like
01:43:32.540 I'm gonna ask him
01:43:34.020 Just to say hi
01:43:35.540 Like just to
01:43:36.240 Say hi to me
01:43:37.840 In a way that I know
01:43:38.700 It's you
01:43:39.100 Is that fucking stupid
01:43:41.020 And gay
01:43:41.440 No
01:43:42.400 I think that's what
01:43:43.340 That's actually a good question
01:43:45.820 That's probably what
01:43:47.320 People should be doing
01:43:48.280 All the time
01:43:48.940 Like I want that
01:43:50.720 I think that sounds
01:43:51.520 Incredible
01:43:52.240 And that would be really
01:43:53.080 Really really cool
01:43:54.500 And that's something
01:43:55.840 That I would want
01:43:56.280 Like I'd share that
01:43:57.120 With everybody
01:43:57.520 I'd go to my son
01:43:58.280 And be like
01:43:58.580 It's fucking
01:43:59.280 If you pray to him
01:44:00.460 And you talk to him
01:44:01.040 You'll say hi
01:44:01.600 You know
01:44:02.280 Like grab by his little face
01:44:03.220 And shake it
01:44:03.800 But yeah
01:44:05.840 I don't know
01:44:06.740 That's just been on my mind
01:44:07.560 A lot lately
01:44:08.080 It's like
01:44:08.560 It's right there
01:44:09.900 People go through
01:44:10.660 All kinds of dumb
01:44:11.560 Fucking ritual
01:44:12.540 They'll sacrifice
01:44:13.160 A small animal
01:44:13.980 And make a ring of salt
01:44:15.480 To talk to some greasy deity
01:44:16.820 That doesn't have
01:44:17.780 Their best interest
01:44:18.520 In heart
01:44:19.280 But you know
01:44:20.740 There are rituals
01:44:22.300 I don't want to call them rituals
01:44:23.400 Because it has such
01:44:24.580 A negative connotation
01:44:25.300 But there are rituals
01:44:25.900 You can do
01:44:26.600 To speak to the father
01:44:27.840 You fast
01:44:28.700 You pray
01:44:29.680 And you read the word
01:44:31.060 And you ask
01:44:32.400 And then
01:44:33.880 It seems to be
01:44:35.440 Over enough time
01:44:36.240 Because I hear that a lot
01:44:37.140 I hear that a lot
01:44:38.540 It's like
01:44:38.860 The amount of stories
01:44:39.560 That I hear of people
01:44:40.400 You know
01:44:41.420 Praying to God
01:44:42.320 To show them something
01:44:43.400 And then some shit happens
01:44:44.800 And it's like
01:44:45.980 Well
01:44:46.420 And they tell you how to do it
01:44:47.640 Like I said
01:44:48.360 It's fasting and prayer
01:44:49.420 And reading the word
01:44:50.360 So I don't know
01:44:51.520 It's just something
01:44:52.500 I've been thinking about a lot
01:44:53.360 I just didn't know
01:44:53.940 If it was gay
01:44:54.500 To be like
01:44:54.960 Just say hi
01:44:55.760 Because I don't even want to
01:44:56.700 What am I going to ask him for
01:44:57.800 I don't need anything
01:44:59.100 He's given me everything
01:44:59.980 I just
01:45:00.800 You know
01:45:02.120 Just to have an experience
01:45:03.020 Would be really wonderful
01:45:04.320 Or maybe that's
01:45:05.760 Maybe I'm thinking about things
01:45:06.820 The wrong way
01:45:07.280 I don't know
01:45:07.700 I don't know
01:45:08.260 Get creative
01:45:08.900 You're creative
01:45:09.800 Figure out something else
01:45:11.660 I would ask God
01:45:12.720 Is
01:45:13.020 Are you
01:45:14.340 And it's okay
01:45:15.380 I get it
01:45:15.900 I understand if you are
01:45:16.820 Are you dis
01:45:17.600 Are you displeased
01:45:19.040 With the niggaverse
01:45:19.800 Are you not
01:45:21.680 Pumped about that
01:45:22.760 Should I not have done that
01:45:24.040 Because it
01:45:24.700 Came from a really
01:45:25.900 Fun place
01:45:26.780 When I did that
01:45:27.360 It wasn't
01:45:27.880 It wasn't malicious at all
01:45:29.840 I was actually tickled
01:45:31.520 It's very innocent
01:45:34.780 Okay
01:45:35.200 Come on
01:45:36.100 I mean this
01:45:36.620 Like dude
01:45:37.280 It's
01:45:38.100 I don't
01:45:38.780 I don't understand
01:45:39.340 How it's not hilarious
01:45:40.180 Three six nine
01:45:41.200 Damn look fine
01:45:42.240 It's
01:45:43.340 It is great
01:45:44.660 Look at
01:45:45.120 They even got the part
01:45:46.200 In his hair
01:45:46.680 I love it
01:45:47.640 I love it
01:45:48.140 I had to
01:45:48.620 I had to re-edit that one
01:45:49.860 I was like
01:45:50.280 Give him a mustache
01:45:51.440 Because it gave me that guy
01:45:52.420 With no mustache
01:45:53.000 I was like no
01:45:53.480 Nikola Tesla's got that mustache
01:45:54.580 You can't not give me the mustache
01:45:56.140 I let
01:45:56.660 My favorite one
01:45:57.460 Might have been
01:45:58.380 The Steve Irwin
01:45:59.160 Where I said
01:45:59.840 A stingray knelt on his neck
01:46:01.220 Until death
01:46:02.160 I thought that was very funny
01:46:03.400 This one is just like
01:46:05.140 Steve Irwin in blackface though
01:46:06.660 It's like really black too
01:46:08.200 And it
01:46:08.740 It did that at first
01:46:09.860 And I was like
01:46:10.240 Look at the afro
01:46:11.360 The afro
01:46:12.320 Give him an afro
01:46:13.260 Yeah it's got his hair
01:46:14.040 Hanging out the back of it
01:46:14.880 He even has like a nappy mullet
01:46:16.280 This is great
01:46:17.000 I mean how could you not
01:46:17.980 Use this for this
01:46:19.040 Well that's what I'm saying
01:46:20.080 It's like God
01:46:20.660 Is this okay
01:46:21.720 People are doing
01:46:22.840 Studio Ghibli
01:46:23.960 That isn't that yellow face
01:46:26.040 I'm doing the niggaverse
01:46:26.740 Alright come on
01:46:27.440 This is so much better
01:46:28.700 It's so much better
01:46:29.920 It crosses a line
01:46:31.400 Of like what you're allowed
01:46:32.520 To talk about
01:46:33.180 And then also
01:46:33.820 What is funny
01:46:34.740 And people know
01:46:36.080 It's funny
01:46:36.660 They just
01:46:37.580 Get the
01:46:38.040 Jordan Peterson one
01:46:40.020 Is good
01:46:40.380 Yeah
01:46:40.720 Yeah it would be the most
01:46:41.460 Dominant nigga in the hierarchy
01:46:42.620 I like the
01:46:44.740 Albert Pike one
01:46:46.600 That one was very funny
01:46:47.800 Because it doesn't even
01:46:48.560 Look like him
01:46:49.300 It just put a black dude's
01:46:50.760 Head over his head
01:46:51.680 You can still see part of his head
01:46:52.860 Peaking in the background
01:46:53.840 His hands are white
01:46:54.460 His hands are white
01:46:55.100 And I said
01:46:55.800 When these niggas need a hero
01:46:56.940 We shall provide that
01:46:58.300 Motherfucker
01:46:58.740 Oh my god
01:47:04.180 Come on bro
01:47:04.960 You kidding me
01:47:07.320 Stranger by the hour podcast
01:47:08.680 Banger
01:47:09.200 Banger podcast
01:47:10.000 I like those
01:47:10.840 Those guys say a lot of
01:47:11.840 Really fun stuff
01:47:12.700 Free my nigga Mason
01:47:13.660 We should
01:47:14.680 We should invite them
01:47:15.520 To Bohemian Grove
01:47:16.360 That would be fun
01:47:17.040 Oh we should
01:47:17.580 That would be fun to do
01:47:18.060 Alright
01:47:19.500 I gotta pee
01:47:20.160 I gotta pee
01:47:20.660 And we'll be back with
01:47:21.740 What time is it
01:47:23.040 Ciprian
01:47:24.000 Or Vin Armani
01:47:25.280 At 430
01:47:27.020 In two hours
01:47:27.140 No like three hours
01:47:29.000 Three and a half
01:47:29.400 430pm
01:47:30.380 Eastern Standard Time
01:47:31.640 Be here
01:47:32.760 It's
01:47:33.760 I don't even really know
01:47:34.580 How that show's gonna go
01:47:35.740 He's a
01:47:36.420 He's a little bit of
01:47:37.520 What's the word
01:47:39.080 He could be a little bit
01:47:40.440 Of a prickly character
01:47:41.500 But
01:47:42.200 Just be yourself
01:47:43.200 And see where it goes
01:47:44.040 He might hate us
01:47:44.820 He might love us
01:47:45.580 We'll find out
01:47:46.160 It's gonna be
01:47:46.740 Hilarious
01:47:48.020 I can't wait
01:47:48.700 Very excited
01:47:48.980 But that's a dude
01:47:50.140 That's a dude
01:47:51.000 That went like
01:47:51.540 His transformation
01:47:52.220 From
01:47:53.400 Basically like
01:47:55.420 Male model escort
01:47:57.060 Like kind of a
01:47:58.820 I don't know
01:47:59.400 I don't wanna call him
01:47:59.820 A piece of crap
01:48:00.460 But like kind of
01:48:01.060 Like a philanderer
01:48:02.200 Kind of dude
01:48:03.260 Very full of himself
01:48:04.180 To
01:48:04.500 Yeah
01:48:04.880 Changing his life
01:48:06.140 I think he lives
01:48:06.660 In Japan now
01:48:07.380 Left
01:48:07.760 He's part of
01:48:09.320 The Orthodox Church
01:48:10.420 And he's changed his name
01:48:11.520 So Ciprian
01:48:12.300 Is the name of a saint
01:48:13.160 Which I think
01:48:13.540 We should ask him about
01:48:14.280 But the guys
01:48:15.060 Did a complete transformation
01:48:16.120 Somebody I was at odds with
01:48:17.980 With like
01:48:19.160 I don't know
01:48:19.520 In the libertarian
01:48:20.300 Idea space
01:48:21.100 Like economic stuff
01:48:22.240 And I didn't understand
01:48:23.280 What he was doing
01:48:23.840 Religiously
01:48:24.420 A couple years ago
01:48:25.840 But now I sort of do
01:48:27.340 And I wanna delve
01:48:28.100 Deeper into that aspect
01:48:29.780 He thought
01:48:30.320 He thought we wanted
01:48:30.920 To talk about tariffs
01:48:31.780 He was like
01:48:32.140 Oh I'll come on
01:48:32.840 Quickly to talk about
01:48:33.980 Trump's tariffs
01:48:34.580 I was like
01:48:34.860 No no
01:48:35.120 I don't care about that
01:48:35.820 I wanna talk about your journey
01:48:37.140 God
01:48:37.460 He talked about God
01:48:38.480 And he was like
01:48:38.860 I'm down
01:48:39.440 I was like
01:48:39.940 Alright perfect
01:48:40.420 Let's go
01:48:41.260 Alright well
01:48:41.960 Guys look forward to that
01:48:43.020 Also don't forget
01:48:43.680 One more time
01:48:44.380 That patreon.com
01:48:45.440 Is where you're gonna
01:48:45.840 Want to be
01:48:46.200 When Brohemian Grove
01:48:47.620 Tickets drop
01:48:48.540 That's the wrong one
01:48:51.900 Milkistogus is gonna be there
01:48:53.360 He'll be in blackface
01:48:54.160 It's actually a requirement
01:48:55.020 We told him that
01:48:55.760 If he shows up in blackface
01:48:56.740 He doesn't have to pay
01:48:57.280 For his ticket
01:48:57.740 He doesn't have to do that
01:48:58.860 Yeah well I mean
01:49:00.080 You know
01:49:00.300 Yeah if he pays for his ticket
01:49:01.600 Patreon.com
01:49:02.840 Backslash Nephilim
01:49:03.480 Death Squad
01:49:03.840 Be there when the tickets drop
01:49:05.540 Or you will
01:49:06.660 Simply not be there at all
01:49:08.080 Because Owen Benjamin's audience
01:49:09.520 And Sam Tripoli's audience
01:49:10.640 And Shane Cashman's audience
01:49:11.720 And everybody else's audience
01:49:13.180 Is gonna eat these tickets up
01:49:14.660 So if you want
01:49:15.200 Any chance of being there
01:49:16.520 For what I think
01:49:17.440 Is probably gonna be
01:49:17.900 One of the greatest
01:49:18.380 Fucking events
01:49:19.260 Ever
01:49:20.260 On the planet
01:49:22.340 Yes
01:49:23.320 Then you're gonna want
01:49:23.800 To be at
01:49:24.040 Patreon.com
01:49:24.660 Backslash Nephilim Death Squad
01:49:25.800 That's it guys
01:49:26.980 That's it
01:49:28.140 That's it
01:49:29.360 Alright bye
01:49:30.020 The greatest hypnotist
01:49:31.920 On planet Earth
01:49:32.900 Is a oblong box
01:49:34.780 In the corner of the room
01:49:36.220 It is constantly telling us
01:49:38.280 What to believe is real
01:49:40.040 You can persuade us
01:49:41.720 That what they see
01:49:44.100 With their eyes
01:49:44.720 Is what there is to see
01:49:45.800 You know
01:49:46.580 Because
01:49:48.100 They'll see the face
01:49:49.600 Of an explanation
01:49:50.960 That portrays
01:49:52.100 The bigger picture
01:49:52.920 Of what it is
01:49:53.480 And they have
01:49:55.700 Yeah
01:49:56.680 Been there
01:49:59.240 There
01:50:00.280 Through
01:50:06.800 What's
01:50:07.360 That fate
01:50:08.540 What's
01:50:09.400 Is
01:50:10.600 What's
01:50:11.220 At
01:50:11.660 On planet Earth
01:50:12.960 The
01:50:13.440 The
01:50:17.500 How
01:50:18.560 Of iedereen
01:50:19.600 Forward
01:50:20.420 To
01:50:20.480 The
01:50:21.200 How
01:50:21.400 With