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00:01:05.500 Hashtag make a play.

00:01:09.480 Top Lobson Productions.

00:01:11.140 We are being hypnotized by people like this.

00:01:20.160 Newsreaders, politicians, teachers, lecturers.

00:01:24.800 We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.

00:01:33.160 The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely normal.

00:01:39.480 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:01:40.740 There's some Nephilim shit.

00:01:41.900 It's like we all know what's going down, but no one's saying shit what happened to the home of the brave.

00:01:47.380 But they controlling this now.

00:01:49.340 And no one's talking about how they made a spot of these slaves.

00:01:52.480 And everybody's just walking around, heading to clouds and want to wake up to a dead in the grave.

00:01:57.680 But it's too late.

00:01:58.680 We need to be ready to raise up.

00:02:00.500 Welcome to the end of day.

00:02:02.420 Everybody is slaves.

00:02:03.680 Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in their hands.

00:02:07.380 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles,

00:02:13.780 the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony.

00:02:17.600 In fact, if you want us to read your submitted paranormal testimony,

00:02:20.620 then send that shit over to what is it? 0.59

00:02:23.400 Chronicles NDS?

00:02:25.660 Chronicles NDS at Gmail dot com.

00:02:28.260 Go ahead and send that over.

00:02:29.500 Spooky stories only.

00:02:30.520 Thank you.

00:02:30.860 No feet pictures.

00:02:31.860 No butthole pictures.

00:02:32.960 No feet pictures.

00:02:33.600 Unless the feet are blurred.

00:02:34.840 If you blur the feet.

00:02:35.800 Yes.

00:02:36.120 We'll allow it.

00:02:36.840 That's blurred feet's fine.

00:02:37.820 We have some nice pictures today for you guys, which I'm kind of excited to show you.

00:02:41.540 Yeah, I was a little bit jarred when I jumped into the Google Drive file

00:02:45.080 and was greeted by pictures of, well, we'll get into it.

00:02:49.200 But before we get into it, a quick announcement.

00:02:51.180 Sometime around the 30 minute mark,

00:02:52.560 we're going to be going live exclusively to patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad,

00:02:56.640 where you can continue enjoying this episode, engaging with the live chat,

00:02:59.880 and gaining early access to the episode, as well as an ad-free viewing experience.

00:03:03.520 You can do it all for free.

00:03:04.620 Sign up for that seven-day free trial and enjoy the content because God knows there is a lot of it.

00:03:11.240 There is a lot of backlog content on patreon.com.

00:03:13.940 In fact, I just want to say something really quick because a lot of people told us-

00:03:18.140 Oh, you just want to say something?

00:03:19.460 Real quick though.

00:03:19.660 Yeah, I just want to say something real quick.

00:03:21.260 Well, really the whole show is about me just wanting to say something.

00:03:24.380 But we've been told by a lot of people that the model that we're going with is bunk.

00:03:29.120 It's not going to work out for us.

00:03:30.160 Who are we to pay wall content?

00:03:32.360 Who are we to offer people content in exchange for money?

00:03:37.160 And what I will say is all the bitching happens on YouTube and Rumble. 1.00

00:03:41.600 So, our Patreon subscribers love what we're doing.

00:03:45.200 And it's because we're super prolific and there's a shit ton.

00:03:47.620 Somebody said in the comments earlier that they used to listen to other podcasts

00:03:50.340 until Nephilim Death Squad started creating 30 hours a week worth of content.

00:03:55.220 Yeah.

00:03:55.700 So, you know, I just want to say that despite all the naysayers,

00:04:00.040 you will find that the grass is greener over on patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad.

00:04:04.200 And everybody there is happy.

00:04:05.640 And that's why it keeps on growing.

00:04:06.820 So, fuck you and your dumb shit.

00:04:10.160 That's all.

00:04:10.740 I just wanted to say that.

00:04:11.140 It actually is kind of, yeah, it's crazy.

00:04:12.580 I mean, people that are part of the Patreon.

00:04:15.120 There's a guy, shout out to Subaru Fufu.

00:04:18.240 I love that motherfucker.

00:04:19.440 I love that guy too.

00:04:20.600 And he's going to listen to this every time I post a show when I post the MP3.

00:04:26.200 And like there's a lot of complaints on the Patreon,

00:04:28.380 mostly because David doesn't upload the video immediately after.

00:04:32.860 Yes.

00:04:33.180 Bear with us.

00:04:33.740 The way my internet works is I got a check-ins and a Satan.

00:04:37.500 No, I have bad internet.

00:04:38.340 I'm in the middle of nowhere.

00:04:40.840 So, like, I got Starling.

00:04:42.020 I can't really upload video.

00:04:43.380 So, I upload the audio.

00:04:44.640 I get that to you guys quick.

00:04:45.760 Hopefully, you listen to it.

00:04:47.160 You guys listen to it right away.

00:04:48.400 But you want to see the video.

00:04:49.480 David's going to tag along like a day or so or a couple hours later.

00:04:52.980 Yeah.

00:04:53.160 And he'll update with video.

00:04:54.460 But you know what Subaru said today?

00:04:55.980 Instead of saying, because every time you repost something, Subaru goes,

00:04:58.760 fucking thank you.

00:05:00.580 That's what he says every time.

00:05:01.420 That's the most amazing thing.

00:05:02.520 I bought a Subaru.

00:05:03.820 I bought a Subaru because of Subaru.

00:05:05.880 That's exactly why.

00:05:06.620 I'm looking at a Subaru because of Subaru.

00:05:08.160 And he said this morning when we posted to Patreon, all he said was,

00:05:12.180 cannot wait till I'm out of work at 6 p.m.

00:05:15.100 I'm like, this guy fucks, man.

00:05:16.680 Nothing but good things.

00:05:17.960 Nothing but good things.

00:05:18.860 So, yeah.

00:05:19.620 And I say that is because Patreon.com backslash Netflix.

00:05:22.720 That's what kind of fucks.

00:05:23.700 It kind of fucks hard.

00:05:24.560 It does.

00:05:24.840 If you're there, too, guys, make sure you go at the very bottom of the page.

00:05:27.660 Again, it's a plug, but it's more like an infomercial.

00:05:31.420 Info graphics.

00:05:32.080 How to use our Patreon.

00:05:33.360 How to use.

00:05:34.400 Go to the Spotify.

00:05:35.400 The video and the audio will be on the Spotify.

00:05:37.440 There's no ads.

00:05:38.520 Go to the other podcast app.

00:05:39.840 You can get the RSS feed and you can plug that into your other podcast app and listen

00:05:43.780 with no ads because there are ads on the regular feed.

00:05:46.900 I know people don't like it, but fuck y'all.

00:05:50.480 That's what I'm saying.

00:05:51.480 That's what I'm saying.

00:05:52.180 Look, I know we like you guys.

00:05:54.280 We like you guys, but it's just we do like them.

00:05:56.220 It's just like you'd be surprised how many people go out of their way to say this will

00:06:00.420 never work as we continue to grow and do bigger and better things and everything on the horizon

00:06:04.820 is promising and beautiful.

00:06:06.700 And we still get these people that are like, you're going to fail.

00:06:09.800 Why are you paywalling this content?

00:06:11.460 So I just wanted to put that out there.

00:06:13.140 You know what?

00:06:13.580 It seems that people are very happy.

00:06:14.640 I'm going to paywall harder.

00:06:15.920 As a matter of fact, if you guys get us over like a certain number on on Patreon, I don't

00:06:21.180 know what the number is.

00:06:21.960 If you get us over a certain number, we'll carve out time for like an extra Patreon only

00:06:26.900 something that will be paywalled so that we're like grinding.

00:06:31.220 We're grinding.

00:06:31.700 But you know what?

00:06:32.320 More money, more problems.

00:06:33.800 Spirit Airlines, fucking Holy Spirit Airlines.

00:06:35.820 Let's do this, man.

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00:06:49.700 Hashtag make a play.

00:06:51.180 All right, let's get into this fucking, all right, our first submission here.

00:06:57.240 I don't know if Nancy is here.

00:06:58.260 Has anybody seen Nancy, our only employee that seemingly never shows up, just constantly

00:07:03.060 no call, no show?

00:07:03.820 Roll call Nancy. 0.89

00:07:04.800 What she's done here is she's gone to the Google Drive.

00:07:08.080 She's dropped a bunch of dead animals in our Google Drive.

00:07:12.360 And a very interesting story from Nunya, which I think is a fucking, I think that that's

00:07:15.980 a slight on our part.

00:07:16.880 I think that they're trying to not be doxxed.

00:07:19.560 But let's, let's see.

00:07:20.900 Do you mind if I started off?

00:07:22.420 Do whatever you want, David.

00:07:23.940 Fine.

00:07:24.400 That's what I want to do.

00:07:25.320 So, so Nunya says, howdy, boys.

00:07:28.160 Howdy.

00:07:28.720 Howdy.

00:07:29.820 I was pumped to listen to-

00:07:30.840 Is Nunya a girl?

00:07:31.740 A Russian girl? 0.96

00:07:33.280 Wait, we've already read?

00:07:34.440 Okay.

00:07:34.720 So, they go on to say, I was pumped to listen to my story being read on the Steve Wilkos

00:07:39.280 episode of Chronicles.

00:07:40.520 Steven Wilkos still yet to return our moon map, yet to apologize, and yet to behave as

00:07:48.320 a reasonable individual.

00:07:49.580 You stupid bitch, Steve Wilkos. 1.00

00:07:51.680 Steve Wilkos, you bitch-ass nigga. 1.00

00:07:53.940 He says, or she says, I don't know what Nunya is.

00:07:57.160 Hope this is the right email this time.

00:07:59.800 It is.

00:08:00.160 It's on you if it isn't, boy, and then it says Top.

00:08:03.320 So, Nunya is directly calling you out.

00:08:06.060 And I agree with that, because Top was the guy who decided that we needed an additional

00:08:09.300 email.

00:08:09.960 For a reasonable, you know, it was a reasonable thing to do, but-

00:08:14.100 We gotta separate.

00:08:14.880 It was just getting too crazy.

00:08:16.300 I like that you called me boy, because number one, I was looking at my, I got like mad gray

00:08:20.280 hairs.

00:08:20.940 I looked at my arm the other day, and I had a gray hair on my arm.

00:08:23.920 I'm like, I'm fucking old.

00:08:25.500 I got one that comes right out of my chest, and I like to, I pull on it, and I groom it and

00:08:29.600 stuff.

00:08:30.040 It's my special baby boy.

00:08:31.200 There's one here, too.

00:08:32.240 I pull it out sometimes, and it just comes back tomorrow.

00:08:35.400 I hear, I don't know how true this is, but if you pull them out, that more will-

00:08:39.720 I don't know.

00:08:40.420 I pull my wife's gray hair out. 0.99

00:08:42.460 Like, she's driving, I'll just go, and she gets real mad. 1.00

00:08:44.920 Oh, really quick.

00:08:45.660 We have to address Dylan Farnham.

00:08:47.300 He says, Stephen Wilkos raped me when I was six and told me not to tell my parents he wasn't

00:08:51.560 even very good at it.

00:08:52.880 So, the trespassings of Stephen Wilkos, they just pile up and pile up and pile up.

00:08:57.560 He wasn't even very good at it.

00:08:58.960 The man is a monster.

00:09:01.260 The man is a monster.

00:09:03.080 The least you could do is put some effort into your performance.

00:09:06.800 Okay, so-

00:09:07.260 Step your rape game up. 1.00

00:09:08.320 Step your rape game up? 1.00

00:09:09.380 That's a t-shirt.

00:09:10.640 All right, so Nunya says, anyway-

00:09:12.160 Oh, wait, by the way, guys, I'm sorry to keep interrupting, but there will be-

00:09:16.400 I have, hold on.

00:09:17.580 I think I have-

00:09:18.060 Did you-

00:09:18.620 Is this the gay Jew shill fed shirt? 0.93

00:09:20.340 It's not just that, dude.

00:09:22.120 I have, I was up last night until, I don't know, two or three in the morning, drafting

00:09:30.020 shirts, just like rough drafts, and they're bangers.

00:09:33.200 They're all bangers.

00:09:33.820 I got one shirt, one.

00:09:36.400 So, I got a shot.

00:09:36.980 I'll just fucking name them all for you.

00:09:38.260 It's going to be Fear Not World Tour.

00:09:40.580 I drew, like, the Ezekiel's Wheel Angel on there.

00:09:44.040 That's dope. 0.93

00:09:44.540 And on the back, it says, Fear Not, like a fucking, like a band t-shirt.

00:09:51.160 And every scripture, every scripture and verse-

00:09:54.540 Yo, did you really do that?

00:09:56.980 That's a banger of an idea, dude.

00:09:58.620 Dude, this is, so this is the going draft right here, but it's, I still have to work

00:10:02.100 it out.

00:10:02.680 It's going to look something like that.

00:10:03.640 Do you see how that looks?

00:10:04.500 Like, with the-

00:10:05.000 I love that.

00:10:05.740 And then it's got all the biblical verses where it says, Fear Not on the back.

00:10:09.000 That's fucking really cool.

00:10:10.180 Surprisingly, not 365, but quite a bit.

00:10:13.540 I mean, these are just the ones that I can find.

00:10:14.900 I'm sure that there's more.

00:10:15.940 So, I got the Little Seasoners.

00:10:18.180 It's the Little Season, Little Caesars logo, dude.

00:10:21.060 He's Satan.

00:10:21.960 And it says, Satan's last deception.

00:10:24.200 We got Holy Spirit Airlines.

00:10:25.580 Holy Spirit Airlines is also a banger.

00:10:28.000 Owen Benjamin inspired.

00:10:29.740 We got some Kanye shit coming up.

00:10:31.340 We have the fucking Gage You Shill shirt coming up for you. 0.83

00:10:34.820 I'm so excited.

00:10:36.160 What else?

00:10:36.660 What else?

00:10:37.260 I got fatigue.

00:10:37.780 I really want that.

00:10:38.380 So, when we go to Bro Grove, we're going to have a merch stand.

00:10:41.120 And one of the shirts, just so you guys know, is it's me with that gender inversion triangle

00:10:45.220 over my face.

00:10:46.380 And on the back-

00:10:46.520 This one here, I actually finished.

00:10:48.260 I got to show you this one.

00:10:49.460 Which one is this?

00:10:50.420 Diarrhea!

00:10:50.740 I've been working on this for a long time.

00:10:52.120 Yeah, this is-

00:10:52.740 So, all this stuff, I'm going to be dropping like maybe 15 shirts.

00:10:56.540 We got a Nelson Mandela shirt, Ouija board shirt, drunk driving the culture shirt.

00:11:01.760 Uh, it's- I just got- I got a lot of shit.

00:11:06.080 I wonder if we could do something with the Mandingo effect. 0.87

00:11:08.860 I think that's-

00:11:09.720 The Mandingo effect.

00:11:10.140 That would be fun.

00:11:10.580 The Mandingo effect.

00:11:11.440 That's what I called it when they- when they're turning- I think it was when they're turning

00:11:15.680 people black, like you're turning celebrities black and stuff, or- or, uh, when they take

00:11:19.180 your favorite character in a book or a series and they turn them black, it's called the Mandingo 1.00

00:11:22.880 effect.

00:11:23.640 Ooh, well, I mean, we have to have a Niggaverse shirt too, right?

00:11:26.640 Oh, that's right.

00:11:27.060 Got to have a Niggaverse shirt, yeah. 0.91

00:11:28.200 I got a Mr. Popo's Torture Chamber shirt ready to go, uh, mind control, free-range chicken

00:11:33.520 shirt.

00:11:34.100 We got our fucking portal- I don't know why I did this, but Portal Potty, like I just made

00:11:38.480 like a logo for a company, Portal Potty Rentals.

00:11:41.020 I think it's going to be a banger.

00:11:42.100 Maybe we should do that.

00:11:42.880 Is that a- is that a company we should start?

00:11:44.340 Yeah, we should.

00:11:45.500 Fucking Portal Potty.

00:11:46.400 Go take a shit. 0.80

00:11:47.140 Two, uh, uh, two days, one Portal Potty.

00:11:49.740 We're investing, dude.

00:11:50.600 Big bank business.

00:11:51.500 That's what we do.

00:11:52.200 That's the only kind of business that we do is big bank business.

00:11:54.200 We need to read Nanya shit.

00:11:55.720 How dare you interrupt?

00:11:56.780 I just wanted to say that it's very funny if people buy the shirt at Bohemian Grove and

00:12:00.700 it's my gender inverted face and then it says gay Jew shill fed on the back. 0.79

00:12:04.580 That is a very funny shirt to wear out in public.

00:12:06.840 All right.

00:12:07.220 Yes.

00:12:07.700 Um, let's see.

00:12:08.940 So anyways, here's a story or two from my time as a fish and wildlife officer for my

00:12:13.820 state.

00:12:14.140 Oh, sorry to interrupt.

00:12:14.860 I got a white people only shirt too.

00:12:16.640 It's going to be a white people only shirt.

00:12:18.480 Well, not, it doesn't say that, but it says, uh, it says now that's what I call white culture 0.60

00:12:23.600 and it's in the style of like, like, you know, now music.

00:12:26.860 Now that's what I call music.

00:12:27.620 Now that's what I call music.

00:12:28.940 That fucking shit.

00:12:29.940 That's hilarious.

00:12:31.540 It's going to be, I'm telling you, top lops, all my old shit is going off and it's just

00:12:35.160 going to be this stuff.

00:12:36.320 So I like when you do this, it seems like every few months you'll like, you'll shed all the

00:12:39.480 old stuff and you'll come up with a bunch of unhinged designs and it's very fun.

00:12:42.880 Yeah.

00:12:43.120 Shout out white people. 0.86

00:12:44.120 Let's, let's keep reading.

00:12:46.320 I want to start by saying I live in.

00:12:48.780 What the fuck, dude?

00:12:49.600 I'm trying to get there.

00:12:50.600 Could you shut the fuck up? 1.00

00:12:52.020 Okay.

00:12:52.240 I want to start it off by saying I live in Southern Appalachia, very close to the great

00:12:56.620 Smoky Mountains National Park.

00:12:58.300 So y'all were onto something when Raven pondered my proximity to a national park.

00:13:02.320 Damn.

00:13:02.740 I don't even remember being that smart.

00:13:04.400 I don't know what.

00:13:04.960 I don't even remember what he said.

00:13:06.220 I don't know.

00:13:07.420 Apparently we read one before.

00:13:09.960 For people unfamiliar with the Appalachian Mountains, it's among, if not the most ancient

00:13:14.360 mountain range on the planet.

00:13:16.340 What's even more interesting is I live in an area well known for its cave systems.

00:13:21.020 Interesting development for me regarding y'all's recent research into caves.

00:13:24.300 Yeah.

00:13:24.820 Is this the guy that was investigating the orbs?

00:13:29.160 Is this the same dude?

00:13:31.220 Honestly, I don't know.

00:13:32.840 I don't remember anything.

00:13:34.700 Nancy.

00:13:35.140 Where is Nancy? 0.50

00:13:36.940 See, these are the things that we pay her to do. 1.00

00:13:39.100 Has anybody seen Nancy?

00:13:40.180 Can somebody call Nancy?

00:13:42.540 Sound the alarm.

00:13:43.980 We need assistance.

00:13:45.720 And our assistant isn't here.

00:13:47.340 And we pay her a lot.

00:13:49.360 And this is honestly very disappointing.

00:13:52.020 I think a, what do you call it?

00:13:53.980 Like a write-up.

00:13:54.940 We should do a write-up.

00:13:55.840 Like a formal write-up.

00:13:56.840 A formal write-up.

00:13:58.020 And then three of those write-ups.

00:13:59.780 And we have to kill her, I guess.

00:14:03.280 I don't know.

00:14:03.600 Three of those write-ups is one beating.

00:14:06.360 One fucking beating.

00:14:07.840 Yes.

00:14:08.600 All right.

00:14:09.140 All right.

00:14:10.980 So that is interesting, though, because the Appalachian Mountains are covered in that cave system.

00:14:17.780 We talked about that before.

00:14:18.620 It stretches all the way to Indiana.

00:14:19.920 It connects to the Garden of the Gods.

00:14:22.860 And, you know, obviously it's rife with national parks, which I think within the national parks is where you're going to find these cave system entrances where they take you down into the subterranean levels.

00:14:34.060 And, but fuck you. 0.95

00:14:36.940 Since y'all are marginally good little boy.

00:14:40.500 This is such a weird tone to take of this.

00:14:42.920 All right.

00:14:43.280 Since y'all are marginally good little boys, I'll tell the first story that I teased y'all with on my previous submission.

00:14:49.820 Okay.

00:14:50.100 I'll take your word for it.

00:14:50.960 I don't remember.

00:14:52.180 The guy whose fishing license I was checking that I didn't think was human.

00:14:56.020 Okay.

00:14:56.220 I think I remember.

00:14:57.520 I remember now.

00:14:59.280 Dracula, dude?

00:14:59.720 Is this the guy with the dog?

00:15:01.260 Ah, might be.

00:15:02.160 None is cool as fuck, though.

00:15:03.220 I definitely remember that.

00:15:04.260 Okay.

00:15:04.640 And yes, Xerox, Xerox in the Chad wheel will get you a Never Goon shirt.

00:15:08.400 I know.

00:15:08.620 Oh, 100%.

00:15:09.460 As much help as you can get.

00:15:11.100 Guys, please pray for Xerox as he is in the throes of goondom, constantly being compelled to tug his pecker.

00:15:20.380 And I've been there before.

00:15:23.000 I know how hard of a place that is.

00:15:24.680 I know how hard things can get.

00:15:26.000 I know how veiny they can get.

00:15:27.380 And so he needs all of the.

00:15:31.440 He needs all the support.

00:15:32.720 Please, prayers for Xerox, our brother in Christ, who never stops gooning.

00:15:37.060 Okay.

00:15:37.400 Let's continue on here.

00:15:39.580 So this particular day, I was out checking fishing licenses, but it was a slow day.

00:15:47.420 Not too many.

00:15:48.460 What?

00:15:49.340 Licensee?

00:15:49.980 Licensee?

00:15:50.260 Licensee.

00:15:51.460 Licensee.

00:15:51.900 Licensee.

00:15:53.400 Not too many trout fishermen out for whatever reason.

00:15:57.200 It was getting fairly late in the day and the sun was behind the mountains at this point.

00:16:00.880 And so it was kind of like a brighter than twilight lighting scenario.

00:16:05.000 Yeah, that's I lived near the Appalachians and they do a great job of making it fucking darker earlier than it actually is.

00:16:13.820 Because, you know, if the sun is setting and it's behind the mountains, it's just your farm.

00:16:17.040 So it's very dark.

00:16:18.020 I don't know where the Appalachians are, but I guess, okay.

00:16:21.060 Yeah, the Appalachians are fucking the whole mountain range that stretches alongside like New Jersey, goes all the way down to like Georgia or some shit like that.

00:16:27.860 It's massive.

00:16:28.840 I used to live, I guess, on part of it.

00:16:32.780 Boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:16:33.800 Give me a second here.

00:16:34.440 All right.

00:16:34.580 Not quite dark where I was, but if I hung around for another 30 to 45 minutes, it would be.

00:16:39.620 I was patrolling the mountain stream in my truck when I noticed this older man fishing on the stream bank.

00:16:44.820 This guy was the only fisherman I had seen for miles and I was itching to catch someone doing something illegal.

00:16:50.420 Damn, dude, what a dick.

00:16:52.220 I remember he was wearing a red and black flannel jacket, beige cargo pants, brown boots and a full brimmed hat.

00:16:59.140 Yeah, this is a regular fucking dude who hangs out in the woods.

00:17:01.620 That's like their outfit.

00:17:02.800 The dude looked like the most stereotypical fisherman of all time.

00:17:07.360 There you go.

00:17:08.480 I stopped my truck and watched him for a while.

00:17:10.860 Due to this dream being an artificial bait only section, I was observing what he was doing very closely.

00:17:16.580 I had no idea that there were restrictions even in the way of bait.

00:17:22.040 So you can only use artificial bait in this area.

00:17:24.940 That's fascinating.

00:17:25.980 You guys make up too many rules.

00:17:28.080 I don't know.

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00:17:41.460 Hashtag make a play.

00:17:42.840 Like, you can't, you can't crush.

00:17:45.800 That's not good.

00:17:46.640 Yeah, you can't be using real fish.

00:17:48.080 You gotta use this fake bullshit fish.

00:17:50.060 What do you do?

00:17:50.820 All right.

00:17:51.340 As I watched this old guy, I became more and more weirded out by him.

00:17:55.740 He was extremely still when standing, but very smooth in his movements.

00:17:59.440 Almost like an NPC in a video game.

00:18:01.480 His clothes were ill-fitting, but only a little bit.

00:18:04.540 Like, if you usually wear medium clothes and you put on a large, it still looked good, but

00:18:08.600 it's slightly off.

00:18:10.180 That's the way his clothes were fitting him.

00:18:12.220 Nothing quite fit right.

00:18:15.100 He wasn't looking around.

00:18:16.720 He wasn't moving his head at all.

00:18:18.480 In fact, he just stood there menacingly.

00:18:21.280 Menacingly?

00:18:22.280 Interesting.

00:18:22.960 How does a fisherman stand menacingly?

00:18:24.840 That's fascinating.

00:18:25.700 I guess if you're incredibly still.

00:18:27.660 You searched him out.

00:18:29.340 You were like, you were looking, you followed this guy.

00:18:33.240 You're like, I'm gonna see if this guy's doing anything wrong.

00:18:34.820 And then he's like, he's just standing there and he's like, this guy's menacing.

00:18:37.480 And then you pulled your gun.

00:18:38.960 You know what it was?

00:18:40.120 He's watching him and he's like, no, he's using artificial bait.

00:18:43.740 But he is menacing.

00:18:45.540 He is, there's gotta be something I can get this motherfucker on.

00:18:48.380 That's what it turned into.

00:18:49.820 He's like, yeah, he's following the rules, but how could I fuck his day up?

00:18:54.040 So he says, I noticed he wasn't reeling after he casted, which told me he wasn't following

00:18:59.480 the rules of the artificial only section of the stream.

00:19:03.480 I wonder, I mean, not that I'm a fly fisherman, but I wonder how.

00:19:08.320 Oh, I know what he means.

00:19:09.440 So like, yeah, when you throw bait, regular bait, that's like either dead or alive, you

00:19:13.560 can kind of let it sit there and the fish will eat it.

00:19:15.540 But I think he's talking about the artificial bait is the plastic shit that you're going

00:19:19.180 to want to like make it move.

00:19:20.460 You have to make it look alive.

00:19:21.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:21.840 Okay, I got you, got you, got you.

00:19:23.120 Oh, good, good catch.

00:19:24.680 That's a good.

00:19:24.920 I don't fish at all, but I, I get what you're saying.

00:19:27.660 I fish a little bit.

00:19:28.280 I'd like to do more fishing, but I'm just retarded. 1.00

00:19:30.840 I got a lake in the back, but I think there's just alligators in there.

00:19:33.780 Yeah, but you have gators and you're like, oh, you can't go near it because they'll fucking

00:19:35.920 eat your shit. 0.98

00:19:36.860 And that's not cool.

00:19:38.020 Yeah, they'll eat your, eat your poop. 0.96

00:19:41.320 All right.

00:19:42.120 So he wasn't following the rules of the artificial only section of the stream.

00:19:45.700 As I approached him, I announced myself, fish and game, you have any luck?

00:19:50.560 Fish and game, sir.

00:19:51.160 Fish and game, sir.

00:19:53.400 Then it happened.

00:19:55.160 I'm getting chills recounting this to you, retards. 1.00

00:19:57.480 He turned around and he looked at me, but he didn't turn around the way a normal person

00:20:05.200 turned around.

00:20:05.440 Just his body was like this.

00:20:06.620 His head just turned.

00:20:07.900 Everything cracked and crunched.

00:20:09.860 He turned around feet first.

00:20:14.480 And then his body kind of ragdolled around to face me. 0.99

00:20:18.940 What the fuck?

00:20:19.340 That's so sick, dog.

00:20:20.720 Oh.

00:20:21.520 That's wild.

00:20:22.620 That's how I'm turning around when everybody calls me from now on.

00:20:25.280 Fucking feet first and ragdoll body. 1.00

00:20:29.420 That's crazy.

00:20:30.660 He says it looked like a glitching NPC or some kind of weird bug in a VR video game.

00:20:36.840 That's fascinating.

00:20:38.060 That's very fascinating.

00:20:38.980 You want to take it up from here?

00:20:40.400 Yeah.

00:20:40.820 Fucking that's, that is kind of crazy.

00:20:42.600 Somebody turns around like that to you.

00:20:44.440 You kick him in the water.

00:20:45.880 You got to shoot him in the chest right away.

00:20:47.940 Like just to be sure, like right in your report, like what happened is like, well, he

00:20:51.720 turned around feet first, sir.

00:20:53.140 And like feet first.

00:20:54.140 And you shot him, right?

00:20:55.900 Yeah, you shot him.

00:20:56.760 I was like, this is policy.

00:20:57.520 Yeah, sorry.

00:20:57.820 Immediately, actually.

00:20:58.720 Five rounds to the chest. 0.95

00:21:00.320 Five rounds to the chest. 0.95

00:21:01.740 I had to be sure it was the only way.

00:21:04.120 As a quick side note, I was born and raised in the Great Smoky Mountain area.

00:21:07.820 And anyone living in the South in general knows what I'm saying when I say this.

00:21:12.360 We can absolutely tell if you've got a real Southern accent or if you're faking it.

00:21:17.240 Oh, that would make sense.

00:21:18.380 Okay.

00:21:18.760 Yeah.

00:21:19.620 Yeah.

00:21:19.860 You could sense it.

00:21:20.620 You know, I grew up with a kid.

00:21:22.600 Well, he was a pastor's kid.

00:21:23.940 He played the violin in the band that I was at.

00:21:26.500 And he's from Pennsylvania.

00:21:28.620 He was actually some of these guys.

00:21:29.720 He's probably like fucks with Kanye a lot.

00:21:31.320 Like with like, I suck my cousin's dick.

00:21:32.860 He's the guy that told me that in Pennsylvania or wherever the hell he was at, they would

00:21:37.160 like all the boys would like meet up and they would kiss each other.

00:21:40.700 Whoa.

00:21:41.520 To practice.

00:21:41.880 What type of gay shit is that, bro? 1.00

00:21:43.360 That shit is gay, right? 1.00

00:21:44.420 To practice for girls. 0.87

00:21:45.540 Whoa.

00:21:46.040 Anyway, it's way, it's way gayer to, uh, to, to kiss your cousin than it is to suck 0.95

00:21:50.880 his dick. 0.95

00:21:51.920 I think so.

00:21:52.780 Yeah.

00:21:52.940 Cause like you could fall in love with, cause I think about it.

00:21:57.100 Like my dad wasn't around a lot, but when he kissed me on my, on my cheeks, I remember

00:22:00.860 like the stabbiness of his beard would like, you know, as a kid, you're like, ah.

00:22:05.800 And, and every time I ever, you know, if you, if you started like, what would it be

00:22:09.580 like to kiss a nigga? 1.00

00:22:10.720 Every time I think about that, I think about the bristling, I kissed a chick with thin lips 1.00

00:22:15.400 once.

00:22:15.740 Right.

00:22:16.340 And she had, um, we were young, but she shaved her mustache.

00:22:20.700 Like, you know, like a, like a, like a little peach fuzz on her upper lip.

00:22:24.440 She shaved that shit. 1.00

00:22:25.900 So, so one day we ended up hooking up and, and all I can remember is how thin her lips were

00:22:30.920 and how spiky her mustache was.

00:22:33.860 And I, and that's when I knew I was like, I could never be gay.

00:22:36.540 This is crazy.

00:22:37.380 Look at this.

00:22:38.060 Look at this comment from Xerox's right hand.

00:22:40.320 Ah, I'm tired.

00:22:42.520 It's crazy.

00:22:43.600 We're going to lose.

00:22:44.340 We're going to lose Xerox as a, as a patron.

00:22:46.600 Like, uh, we're going to keep praying for him and we're going to keep reminding him not

00:22:50.520 to goon.

00:22:51.160 And look, every time I remind, uh, Xerox not to goon, I'm also reminding myself not to

00:22:55.500 goon.

00:22:55.960 Wait, where were we at?

00:22:56.780 We were telling the story.

00:22:57.720 So what are you?

00:22:58.060 Oh, so I kissed a thin lip woman. 1.00

00:22:59.760 Was it that?

00:23:00.720 Yeah, I think so.

00:23:01.300 I kissed a thin lip woman with a spiky upper lip and I said, never regain, never regain 1.00

00:23:06.540 will I do that?

00:23:07.480 And we never hooked up again.

00:23:09.040 Um, but if that was bad, then like kissing a dude must be horrifying, horrifying.

00:23:13.520 Also like, like dad mouth, you know, we're all older now.

00:23:17.200 Like, I feel like there's no amount that I could brush my teeth and not have like a weird

00:23:20.700 taste in my mouth.

00:23:21.820 I'm trying to remember why I even brought, oh, this is why I brought this up.

00:23:25.040 Okay.

00:23:25.160 So yeah, so he kissed other dudes to like practice or whatever.

00:23:27.780 Very gay. 0.99

00:23:28.300 But like, I was like, I don't even know.

00:23:29.920 I'm like, well, I don't know what you guys would do.

00:23:31.020 I, it's, it's more gay than it's more retarded than gay. 1.00

00:23:33.460 But the reason I brought that up is because he moved to New York and immediately adopted

00:23:38.620 like Sopranos culture and just like a regular white dude.

00:23:41.800 And he's just like, Hey, Oh, bottom being like, but no idea what's going on in New York.

00:23:47.040 Like this is, this is how much he has no idea what a gabagool tastes like or anything like

00:23:52.280 that, but he's talking like he does.

00:23:54.620 He, I love this guy.

00:23:55.800 I love, I just went to his wedding, uh, and he's surprised he got married, but like great

00:23:59.780 dude, just, was it one of the ones he kissed?

00:24:02.420 No, no, it was a girl.

00:24:03.440 I think, I think she looked like a girl.

00:24:05.080 Um, but he's a, this is a dude that eats pizza with a fork.

00:24:08.200 He, he once went into a subway and, uh, some, some black dude asked him for like, he's,

00:24:14.580 he pays his fare, goes to the other side, black dude asked him for $20 to hold.

00:24:20.160 And now he's going to go run up to the ATM and then he'll pay him right back.

00:24:23.800 He gives him the $20 waits there for like 30 minutes, comes back to me perplexed.

00:24:28.320 He's like this guy, he must've gotten lost or something.

00:24:30.360 I was like, yo, you got robbed.

00:24:31.740 Whatever city, no clue what he's doing, but he used to do the fake New York city accent.

00:24:35.880 And it's like, you can tell you're like, you're not from here.

00:24:38.460 I'm not going to lie though.

00:24:39.260 If I'm, if I'm around somebody long enough, I'll emulate the accent. 0.74

00:24:41.940 And so when I went to Georgia, I found myself by the end of the trip, having a little twang.

00:24:45.940 I also, uh, know that when I went to Staten Island for work, when I was younger, probably

00:24:50.220 like 17, 18 years old, I found myself emulating my manager who was, you know, from Staten Island

00:24:55.740 and, uh, and he was a fucking like a fat Guinea. 0.99

00:24:58.580 And, you know, so it's, it's contagious and it's hard to fight against, you know, the worst

00:25:02.860 version of it is a, is a Madonna that comes back with fucking a British accent. 1.00

00:25:06.560 Um, and then on the, on the other end of the spectrum, it's just, you know, you'll be

00:25:10.440 in the South and a little twang will slip out and you go, Oh fuck, acting like a faggot. 1.00

00:25:13.760 Like a black, when you're around black, I, I, oh yeah. 1.00

00:25:16.600 When I'm around black people, you, I was, let me tell you something.

00:25:19.320 When I was in that black barbershop the other day, getting my haircut.

00:25:22.800 Shit.

00:25:23.620 I don't code.

00:25:24.300 I don't code.

00:25:24.860 I don't code switch at all, man.

00:25:26.160 You can, I can't help it because, uh, English today.

00:25:29.220 I code switch because when I was younger, it was a survival mechanism.

00:25:33.380 Cause I was white and I was in an all black neighborhood.

00:25:35.800 And, and now, um, if like, there was a period in my life where if I got into an altercation,

00:25:41.100 that would come back up.

00:25:42.460 And it was like long after I had moved out of the hood.

00:25:45.000 If I got into an altercation, in fact, there is a video.

00:25:48.560 I'm not going to tell anybody the name of it.

00:25:49.860 There's a video of me almost fighting a dude who comes at me with a baseball bat and his

00:25:55.900 wife is drunk and she falls and hits her face on the ground.

00:25:58.860 Cause she's so shit face. 1.00

00:25:59.880 So I start mocking her and he rears up to swing the bat at me. 0.85

00:26:04.260 And as soon as that happens, it's nigga coded a hundred percent. 0.99

00:26:07.800 It's just me screaming like a chimp, like, you know, fuck is you going to do nigga like 1.00

00:26:14.160 that kind of show you guys.

00:26:15.380 I'm going to show you guys where I grew up.

00:26:16.780 I'm going to show you my, my house where I grew up in here.

00:26:20.100 This is actually, this is a fun, we're never going to read this story, but it's fine.

00:26:23.240 We're going to read none.

00:26:23.960 Yeah.

00:26:24.060 We promise none.

00:26:24.700 Yeah.

00:26:24.840 Right.

00:26:25.040 This is my house.

00:26:25.640 Actually, it doesn't even look like my house anymore.

00:26:27.460 That looks like a fucking institution, dog.

00:26:29.180 What did you show me?

00:26:29.540 It is an institution.

00:26:30.180 So I lived here and, uh, this is Coney Island.

00:26:33.360 See the, see these right across the street.

00:26:35.360 Yeah.

00:26:35.700 As a project.

00:26:36.160 Oh yeah.

00:26:36.540 Those are, those are the project building, uh, down the block project, project, project.

00:26:40.940 If you go all the way down the block, there's a boardwalk down there and then there's a

00:26:44.280 mental institution, but just probably, you see all these buildings.

00:26:47.280 You see why I'm racist?

00:26:48.500 Look at this.

00:26:48.960 Yeah.

00:26:49.400 Look, I mean, before I moved to Florida, I lived in a project building.

00:26:53.340 Yeah.

00:26:53.700 I lived in, it looked just like that.

00:26:55.120 Exactly.

00:26:55.520 I would not, I would not code switch my entire life very hard, but something in me

00:27:01.240 was like, don't do it.

00:27:02.520 Just, I never thought of it as bad.

00:27:03.820 I just thought of it as like, um, you know, because my starting point was my mom dressing

00:27:08.200 me like a faggot. 1.00

00:27:08.960 And so I was like, well, I do dress like a faggot. 0.98

00:27:11.780 So maybe this is the, this is cool, you know, is to be, so then we went to a therapist and

00:27:16.240 the therapist said, stop dressing.

00:27:17.320 I'm like a faggot. 0.90

00:27:18.300 So my mom bought me an Astros fitted with a matching Astros jersey.

00:27:21.620 And so that was the beginning of the end for me.

00:27:24.680 But, uh, yeah, that video is, is definitely out there.

00:27:27.300 By the way, somebody said, um, can we make gloves?

00:27:30.680 What if we made fingerless gloves that said never goon on the top of the gloves, dude,

00:27:37.220 that would be a banger. 0.72

00:27:38.380 And you wear them as a, as a reminder.

00:27:40.560 Or, uh, he'd find a way he'd still find a way he'd still find a way to goon.

00:27:44.260 Actually, I'm just trying to give him every, you know, advantage that we can.

00:27:47.300 Okay.

00:27:47.520 Let's, let's finish reading none yet because he responded in a fake sounding Southern

00:27:51.380 accent, uh, not mocking just sounded like he was trying to sound similar to me.

00:27:56.340 Uh, nothing really just enjoying the river.

00:27:58.760 He said, this man's voice was like none I've ever heard in my life.

00:28:03.440 It sounded like it had been projected at me and cleaned up in an audio tuner to be more

00:28:08.460 even an unnatural sounding.

00:28:10.840 That's really weird.

00:28:14.060 Like a voice box or something in his chest.

00:28:16.840 Like it was coming from a speaker.

00:28:18.900 Uh, but I watched him say it with his mouth.

00:28:21.620 As I got closer, it felt like every fiber in my body was urging me to haul ass back to

00:28:27.200 my truck.

00:28:28.560 That existential dread you feel when you sense you're in danger in a dangerous situation

00:28:33.760 and you need to get the fuck out of there in a hurry. 0.95

00:28:36.360 Yeah.

00:28:36.480 I was walking closer to him and I distinctly remember getting goosebumps because of the

00:28:41.160 bad energy around this guy.

00:28:42.460 This guy's definitely white. 0.70

00:28:43.900 None yet.

00:28:44.180 I just got a whole, my whole body just did a fucking pilo erection and it wasn't even

00:28:48.400 auto a dude.

00:28:49.400 I didn't even do it.

00:28:50.400 It just didn't like what he just said here.

00:28:52.300 I know I didn't like what he just said.

00:28:53.400 That was weird.

00:28:54.840 It was just so thick in the air.

00:28:56.640 Like I was a waiting waist deep in water.

00:28:59.560 Whoa.

00:29:01.000 That's I finally reached him and the dude smelled bad, like bad, bad, like rotting eggs and

00:29:06.260 cheap cigarettes, rotting eggs, sulfur.

00:29:09.720 He said he was like dressed sort of normally, but in clothes that kind of don't like kind

00:29:14.080 of baggy on him.

00:29:15.060 A little ill fitting.

00:29:16.000 Yeah.

00:29:16.180 A little ill fitting on the clothing.

00:29:17.360 And, and what he's describing there is, um, that, that, that smell, that sulfur sulfuric

00:29:23.540 smell is often accompanied with like cryptid sightings, uh, alien greys portals.

00:29:28.960 Yeah.

00:29:29.060 All kinds of shit like that.

00:29:30.020 Paranormal supernatural shit, um, does have a smell and it, it smells like rotten eggs.

00:29:34.280 I hear that a lot.

00:29:35.820 In fact, my schizophrenic aunt would describe the devil as, as smelling that way when he would

00:29:40.680 show up to talk to her.

00:29:41.940 Damn.

00:29:43.600 Yeah.

00:29:44.800 Uh, so he says, uh, the look on his face was uncanny.

00:29:48.060 His eyes were so lifeless and what I can best describe as predatory.

00:29:51.980 I don't possess the vocabulary or articulation skills to be able to describe to you what this

00:29:56.820 guy's eyes look like, but they looked humanoid, not human.

00:30:01.520 They were blue, but they look like those cheap colored contact lenses that people wear on Halloween.

00:30:07.440 Yeah.

00:30:08.100 Yeah.

00:30:08.360 Like you can tell that there's something behind it and it's just like a cover.

00:30:13.080 Yeah.

00:30:13.480 I never liked that by the way.

00:30:14.660 Like, like, especially chicks that did that, uh, you know, like wearing colored contacts. 1.00

00:30:18.720 I used to wear colored contacts.

00:30:20.220 Did you?

00:30:20.660 So dumb, bro.

00:30:21.300 Yeah.

00:30:21.800 Brown.

00:30:22.080 You're, you're fucking Brown. 1.00

00:30:23.120 You got Brown Brown. 0.83

00:30:24.120 You just be Brown. 1.00

00:30:24.720 I had like hazel, hazel colored ones.

00:30:26.980 Yeah.

00:30:27.240 People thought everybody can be like me, dude.

00:30:28.900 Not everybody can have central heterochromia.

00:30:31.300 Nobody can not as, you know, I get it, but.

00:30:34.780 No, the bitches loved it. 1.00

00:30:35.760 But all right, something about the symmetry of this dude's face was off as well.

00:30:39.840 His eyes and face were making the uncanny valley alarms go off in my head like a tornado siren.

00:30:44.740 He handed me his fishing license and I halfway checked it.

00:30:48.500 I was paying more attention to this dude's body language to see if he was about to attack me.

00:30:53.120 I did notice his license had been expired for several, several years at that point.

00:30:58.340 When I gave him his card back, I let him know I wouldn't be writing a ticket, but he needs to.

00:31:02.200 Because I was afraid he was going to fucking murder me.

00:31:03.960 Yeah, but he needs to pick it up next time before he comes out and he needed to stop fishing because his license was expired.

00:31:11.720 He smiled after I told him this and his smile was off too.

00:31:16.240 When he smiled, it was just a little too big and it showed just a little too much of his teeth, which were yellow and a little too long to be normal human teeth.

00:31:25.780 Just enough to set the uncanny valley alarms off again in my head.

00:31:29.860 I wonder if he smiled like with just his mouth, like a Mr. Beast kind of smile.

00:31:34.100 Oh yeah, like does he smile, does he smize, which is, I think, what's that bitch, Tyra Banks, used to call it smizing, which is when you smile and you got to do it with your eyes too. 0.54

00:31:44.060 I don't know what it, I don't know how to do that.

00:31:45.980 I watched the video, yeah.

00:31:47.880 On this show, if you watch my facial expressions sometimes, I look like that meme of the old dude who's smiling but there's pain in his eyes and he's like raising his coffee glass and he's at a desktop computer.

00:31:59.160 You know what I'm talking about, that classic meme, I feel like I look like that a lot, I do that.

00:32:05.160 Oh yeah, just like pain in your eyes, smile.

00:32:07.620 Yeah, I don't have pain inside, but I recognize, sometimes I'll see a clip and I'm like, I look like I'm hurting inside.

00:32:16.540 It's very strange.

00:32:17.540 I'm going to send a meme of myself that somebody made of me and I was like, damn, it's almost unavoidable.

00:32:23.640 This is what I look, this is actually what my dad looks like.

00:32:26.940 I'm going to pull it up right now, one second.

00:32:29.480 Is that a Somalian meme?

00:32:30.320 Because you're getting hit with those Somalian memes a lot.

00:32:32.200 Oh yeah, no, those are rough.

00:32:33.860 This one here.

00:32:34.840 Oh, good though.

00:32:36.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I look like that guy.

00:32:38.220 That looks like your dad, that's very funny.

00:32:39.800 Yeah, but it looks like me too, I'm like, damn, that's fucking hurtful. 0.85

00:32:42.680 Yeah, but I look like that dude except without your face on it, like I just look like that, it happens a lot, it's fucking strange.

00:32:49.580 Oh yeah, Jack Bonson says, Raven looks like the guy from Better Call Saul, Lalo.

00:32:53.440 If you guys look that up, he looks like he, yeah, I can't even say he looks like my dad, he looks like he's me.

00:32:58.740 It's just, we look the same.

00:33:00.680 It looks 100%.

00:33:01.720 That dude was a legitimate psychopath, perfect.

00:33:04.660 I didn't watch Better Call Saul, I really enjoyed Breaking Bad, like I watched it through maybe three or four times.

00:33:11.920 It's one of my favorite shows for a long time, but Better Call Saul, I don't know what it was, I just couldn't get into it.

00:33:16.760 Oh, question for David.

00:33:17.680 Should I go on government assistance and start streaming?

00:33:20.660 I guess.

00:33:21.260 Yeah, absolutely.

00:33:22.700 Why not?

00:33:23.060 Follow your dreams.

00:33:24.540 If you're a single dude and you're like, I want to stream, and you don't have like a wife and kids, like, yeah, dog, quit your job. 0.58

00:33:31.760 Yeah, why the fuck not?

00:33:33.180 And that is financial advice.

00:33:35.560 So his, call my lawyer.

00:33:38.420 His facial structure was probably the most remarkable part of the encounter.

00:33:41.600 It was as if his skin was too tight and papery.

00:33:46.180 It was normal color for an old white man, but his skin looked like how women's skin look when they put way too much makeup on. 1.00

00:33:53.920 Very flat, colored, dry, and papery is the only way to describe it.

00:33:59.060 Yeah, that's fucking weird, man.

00:34:00.480 Yo, did I tell you about the cat lady I saw at the, at Winn-Dixie the other day?

00:34:04.940 What, like a plastic surgery face?

00:34:07.400 Oh, yeah, plastic, like crazy, crazy plastic surgery face.

00:34:10.360 I'm like, it's rare that you run into somebody like that in real life.

00:34:13.880 You see a lot of pictures, but when, when I saw her, I was like, oh my God.

00:34:17.100 Like, they even made her snout protrude. 0.98

00:34:21.560 Her snout? 0.99

00:34:22.460 Her snout, like, because her lips were so big that, like, you know how the cat's face comes this way? 0.94

00:34:27.360 Same shit.

00:34:27.900 I was like, it's just fucking, I was like Nephilim shit.

00:34:29.620 Very weird.

00:34:30.060 I don't know.

00:34:30.400 I can't get my, I have like young nieces that are working at a doctor's office somewhere. 1.00

00:34:36.280 And in that doctor's office, they started doing, uh, like injections, like lipo and

00:34:41.120 everything.

00:34:41.620 And they're fucking, they're kids, man.

00:34:43.540 I mean, they're like, um, maybe 20, 21.

00:34:47.440 And now they're going off and getting filler.

00:34:49.500 And I'm like, you dummies, you're, you're going to fuck your face up.

00:34:51.920 That shit is not going to develop naturally as your face develops.

00:34:55.080 It's going to remain the same.

00:34:56.340 Your face is going to develop around it.

00:34:57.780 And you're going to look like a fucking psychopath.

00:34:59.020 Like, damn it, dude, stop the, the ability to convince women to inject shit into their 1.00

00:35:05.240 faces.

00:35:06.240 Wow.

00:35:06.380 When you, when they're talking about like cosmetics, like makeup is just the tip of the

00:35:10.480 spear of what Azazel gave humans.

00:35:12.880 Like this was probably, we're probably doing Botox back in the day.

00:35:16.060 Cause it's horrific.

00:35:17.020 It's literal Nephilim shit.

00:35:18.900 When I see it, I'm like, not good.

00:35:20.080 Not good.

00:35:21.000 Uh, big monster face or big cat face.

00:35:23.060 So the man said, thank you for not giving me a ticket officer.

00:35:25.520 I ain't seen one of y'all in years.

00:35:27.760 It's nice to see y'all still out here protecting the forest and proceeded to smile and chuckle

00:35:32.300 with that bit, that same smile from before, but his eyes didn't squint this time when he

00:35:37.140 smiled.

00:35:37.720 Good question.

00:35:38.760 You asked that only a moment ago.

00:35:40.300 Yeah.

00:35:40.600 Uh, they seem locked on my eyes.

00:35:42.340 Like a tiger gets locked onto its prey.

00:35:44.800 Not good.

00:35:46.260 That is fucking really weird, man.

00:35:49.540 Yep.

00:35:49.860 At this point, I had backed up to create about six, 10 feet of space between us because every

00:35:54.180 fiber of my being was screaming at me to get the fuck away from this dude.

00:35:58.500 He got his pole and extended his hand to shake mine.

00:36:00.960 And yet again, the alarm bells in my head were going off.

00:36:04.040 His fingers were skinny, bony, a little bit too long to be normal.

00:36:08.260 The hand was also completely white.

00:36:10.320 Like how a dead person's hands are, are white in a casket at a funeral.

00:36:14.540 No pigment other than, uh, the pale color of a dead body.

00:36:18.020 Yeah, dude, this might be, you might've ran into some fuck like a, like a cadaver kind 1.00

00:36:22.720 of thing.

00:36:23.100 Like a reanimated corpse is what he's, what he's describing.

00:36:26.600 The way it turns around is crazy.

00:36:30.180 Dude.

00:36:30.880 What he goes on to say next is like, he fucking saved his own ass with this move

00:36:37.340 here.

00:36:37.520 So thankfully it was around COVID lockdown time.

00:36:40.160 And I said, uh, I can't shake anyone's hand, brother.

00:36:43.580 Can't get sick with the wife and kids at home. 0.98

00:36:45.440 Sorry.

00:36:45.880 What a faggot. 1.00

00:36:46.800 You're probably vaccinated too, bro.

00:36:48.880 No, I mean, he didn't want to fucking, he didn't want to shake his hand.

00:36:51.860 You know what I mean?

00:36:52.280 Shake his hand, bro.

00:36:53.160 No, you can't shake his hand.

00:36:54.460 Remember, uh, Merkel is, is stumbling on something right now about like the shaking

00:36:58.680 of a hand or like hugs.

00:36:59.880 Like these individuals want to, I actually saw a video of a guy, black dude in the streets

00:37:05.460 of like new Orleans that is desperately trying to shake the, he needs to touch your hand.

00:37:11.380 Yeah.

00:37:11.920 And, and people were speculating that he's trying to pass something on and the dude is

00:37:15.860 getting frustrated because the guy that he's talking to won't touch his hand.

00:37:18.980 And it, it springs this whole conversation about like what a person can transfer via touch,

00:37:23.940 like a handshake or a hug.

00:37:26.140 Um, I think this fucking dude was right.

00:37:28.180 This gives you a good out anywhere.

00:37:29.860 You can just be like, I'm a COVID freak.

00:37:31.400 Like don't touch me, but yeah, it's, it's good advice.

00:37:33.500 I'm a faggot.

00:37:34.060 Um, my, uh, the first church that I went to, it had like a, it was a female pastor that 0.98

00:37:40.600 my mom, you know, found this church.

00:37:43.440 Um, well, she didn't find it.

00:37:44.880 Like they, it was like a staple in the neighborhood and the female pastor's father owned it before.

00:37:48.980 And he was like, fuck, I mean, this dude was the real deal.

00:37:51.760 He was a, this white dude, just ministering to this all black neighborhood.

00:37:56.040 And he was like moving.

00:37:57.560 He was moving this neighborhood.

00:37:59.600 He died.

00:38:00.480 His, his, uh, daughter took it over.

00:38:02.000 And she was like, she's, I wish we could talk to her, but she, she just died recently.

00:38:06.480 Um, she was like one of these people that were like deep into this, uh, spiritual battle stuff.

00:38:12.020 She probably would have fucking knocked our socks off with some of the stuff that she would tell us. 0.78

00:38:15.300 But, uh, she told me, uh, one time very seriously, and it's like, she would dress in all black all the time.

00:38:22.360 She was very like white lady with like dark black hair. 1.00

00:38:25.600 And, but she was about God.

00:38:27.340 She wasn't like into witchcraft and shit.

00:38:28.820 And she told me, she's like, look at me, like, promise me this.

00:38:32.540 If anybody ever goes to lay your, lay hands on you, look them in the eyes.

00:38:39.320 And it, cause I, they, she told me that I had a good gift of discernment.

00:38:41.940 This lady said, look them in the eyes and don't let strangers touch you. 1.00

00:38:46.060 Like, especially, especially to pray.

00:38:47.800 Cause that shit will happen in the church all the time.

00:38:49.840 Like you'll be, they'll call you up for an altar call and they have their ordained people that are supposed to go up and pray for you.

00:38:56.260 But sometimes you'll see other people go up from the congregation and just start, they'll go behind you and touch your back and then start praying on you.

00:39:02.680 You don't know them.

00:39:03.880 Just like, never let that happen.

00:39:05.500 And I was like, okay, whatever.

00:39:07.540 And then, but now like years later, I'm like, yeah, don't let that fucking happen.

00:39:12.260 Well, I was reading something here.

00:39:13.640 It's like, there, there are belief systems where, um, you know, curses and such can be transferred through.

00:39:19.540 Probably a good idea.

00:39:20.280 I never go up for altar calls.

00:39:22.000 Star, uh, star crimes.

00:39:23.920 Interesting.

00:39:24.740 Yeah.

00:39:24.900 Shout out to, uh, Joe Gallo, who says, I had to stop listening to your half-ass shows, half-ass, that's y'all, but then is here listening to our.

00:39:34.980 This is a half-ass comment.

00:39:36.740 What the fuck are you talking about, Joe?

00:39:38.000 I think he had a stroke.

00:39:39.400 Retype it.

00:39:40.660 Pray for Joe.

00:39:42.420 Pray for Joe.

00:39:43.320 Please.

00:39:44.760 Um, okay.

00:39:45.660 Let's, let's finish Nunya.

00:39:46.800 Cause fucking, wow.

00:39:48.700 Arizona says, if you have the Holy Spirit, uh, that's not a problem.

00:39:52.660 I still wouldn't mess with it.

00:39:54.100 Don't.

00:39:54.700 Yeah.

00:39:54.840 I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna risk you.

00:39:56.600 Yeah.

00:39:56.940 Don't fucking touch me.

00:39:57.780 Cause I don't know what they're going to put on you someday.

00:39:59.500 I mean, listen, at the very least, like, let you get close to me.

00:40:02.400 Can't let you get close.

00:40:03.320 Yeah.

00:40:03.400 I know they try to fucking, you gotta have good takedown defense, but just don't let them.

00:40:06.360 Why, why would I want to fight a fight?

00:40:08.160 That's not necessary.

00:40:09.060 Like, if I can just keep you over there, I got a lot of shit going on, to be honest.

00:40:13.240 And, uh, I don't need, uh, your demons, you know?

00:40:16.620 Yes.

00:40:16.880 Yes.

00:40:17.140 I don't need your demons.

00:40:17.920 I probably have some ones that have been trailing me since fucking I was born.

00:40:21.580 Yeah.

00:40:21.720 I already got my own demons.

00:40:23.020 I got my, my, you know, ancestral demons.

00:40:25.680 I don't need your demons.

00:40:26.720 Don't touch me.

00:40:27.720 Uh, so, all right.

00:40:29.140 He uses COVID as a, as a excuse, like a fag.

00:40:32.840 I like it.

00:40:33.280 That's a smart move.

00:40:34.020 It's a smart, it is smart.

00:40:35.460 Uh, it's especially like off the cuff.

00:40:37.440 Like if he just off the cuff did that, because you don't want to tell this guy, like, don't

00:40:42.180 fucking touch me. 0.92

00:40:42.920 And then things get weird, you know?

00:40:45.760 So yeah.

00:40:46.480 And his eyes are locked onto you like a tiger.

00:40:48.480 I wonder, did he say that his pupils?

00:40:49.980 Yeah.

00:40:50.360 Wait, wait.

00:40:50.680 I wonder if he said his pupils are big.

00:40:51.980 Cause whenever I, he said locked onto me, like a tiger locks onto his prey.

00:40:54.960 And I think about the way cats, their eyes get big.

00:40:57.720 And that's it.

00:40:58.360 If you look at a cat's pupil, you can actually predict the moment they're about to pounce.

00:41:02.580 Yeah.

00:41:03.060 Yeah.

00:41:03.420 It'll get real lights up until it's fucking super big.

00:41:05.660 And then that's when it's about to happen.

00:41:07.500 Yeah.

00:41:07.720 There's, they're seeing everything.

00:41:09.400 Um, so yeah, I can't get sick.

00:41:11.840 Sorry.

00:41:12.240 Uh, as I backed up further while facing him, he smiled, his smile faded a bit.

00:41:17.060 And I saw a tinge of anger replace a smile he once had.

00:41:20.240 I shit you not.

00:41:21.380 This motherfucker was like Kenneth Copeland and that clip of him talking about

00:41:24.680 people on planes being demons.

00:41:26.500 Wow.

00:41:27.420 Yeah.

00:41:27.680 That, that clip is one that I refer to my, my wife and I were talking yesterday about

00:41:32.500 people who get drunk and then become different people because we're going on a cruise soon.

00:41:37.100 And I had like a half a shot of vodka, um, in like pickled juice.

00:41:43.760 And, uh, and, and, you know, I didn't drink any else besides that half a shot.

00:41:47.640 Cause half of it was pickle juice, half of it was vodka.

00:41:49.280 And, but I did notice, I was like, damn, I can feel that.

00:41:52.500 Like, that's how long it's been since I've drank.

00:41:54.360 And then we got into this conversation about when people drink and they become other people.

00:41:58.100 And that is fucking really weird.

00:42:00.780 I've known people very personally that were close friends of mine.

00:42:03.200 When you look in their eyes and they are a different person that is not the same person

00:42:06.860 that you know anymore.

00:42:07.480 There's one dude, but with my friend, uh, his name is Michael.

00:42:11.080 Actually, he lived right next to me in that, that house that I showed you, uh, his parents

00:42:14.560 lived there.

00:42:14.860 It was like pretty much, cause he lived one house away.

00:42:16.880 We're all connected, but we will go out to the bars and shit, especially when we were

00:42:20.200 younger and he's younger than me.

00:42:21.880 Also very good baseball player.

00:42:23.080 But yeah, when we go out and drink, we'd ask him and be like, yo, is McHale coming out?

00:42:27.540 Cause like McHale was like, he would tell you, he's like, yo, McHale is out tonight.

00:42:31.260 Like when, and you'll look at him and he'll have like those shark eyes.

00:42:34.440 And I'm like, oh, McHale is fun though.

00:42:37.200 Very fun dude, but not Michael.

00:42:39.200 The other ones that, that I knew their, their alters, like their alternate personality,

00:42:45.420 whatever takes over them was not fun.

00:42:48.260 Uh, uh, violent, disruptive, fucking just piece of shit kind of thing.

00:42:52.900 Whenever I drink, nothing comes out of me, but sleepiness.

00:42:55.220 I just go.

00:42:55.620 He would just, McHale was like horny, super horny dude.

00:42:58.340 And he, and Mike, Mike was a very good looking guy.

00:43:01.080 So like we'd go out to the club and McHale's coming out.

00:43:03.540 He like, you know, that we're about to talk around a lot of bitches. 1.00

00:43:07.160 We're going to talk to, um, that was back in the day, but actually you'll look at the

00:43:11.180 time.

00:43:11.840 Oh my God.

00:43:12.660 The pores.

00:43:13.780 Ew.

00:43:14.520 How could I forget?

00:43:15.620 Nobody reminded us.

00:43:16.840 No, nobody did remind us.

00:43:18.280 Uh, usually the Patriot members squeal in displeasure at the idea of the pores being able to 1.00

00:43:22.820 hang around.

00:43:23.580 Uh, they didn't do it this time, but we're still going to clean up all the trash.

00:43:26.660 Uh, Joe, Joe, you're included.

00:43:28.360 You gotta go.

00:43:29.880 Gotta go, Joe.

00:43:30.880 Oh, maybe that's what he means.

00:43:31.880 He thinks all of our shows are half ass.

00:43:33.740 Cause he only gets to see half of them because he's poor.

00:43:37.160 Yeah.

00:43:37.540 I mean, it's not like, listen, $5.

00:43:39.740 Actually, people have been signing up at, uh, they've been signing up for a year.

00:43:43.900 I didn't even know you could do that.

00:43:44.820 It's like $50 for a year or $51.

00:43:46.520 Yeah, I saw that.

00:43:47.180 I was like, damn, how fuck is this signing up for quite a bit?

00:43:50.160 I mean, there's more than a year's worth of fucking content on it.

00:43:52.280 And it's getting a pretty good discount on it too.

00:43:54.260 I'm kind of like, maybe we should not make that available.

00:43:56.220 No, that's fine.

00:43:57.220 I like that.

00:43:57.880 If you guys want to continue, where's Joe?

00:44:00.180 Don't offer that anymore.

00:44:00.980 Joe, if you want to continue enjoying this half ass show, go on over to patreon.com backslash

00:44:04.400 Netflix squad.

00:44:05.060 Sign up for what the fuck ever.

00:44:06.480 I don't care what you sign up for.

00:44:07.480 Sign up for the free one, Joe, you're broke and, uh, continue enjoying the episode, engaging

00:44:11.320 in the live chat and enjoying an ad free experience.

00:44:14.220 Otherwise, goodbye, poor people.

00:44:16.000 You disgust me.

00:44:17.280 Goodbye.

00:44:17.880 Goodbye.

00:44:18.320 All right.

00:44:18.540 We're going to kick them out.

00:44:19.300 So we got to give it a second as we kick them out.

00:44:21.900 Disgusting.

00:44:22.700 I was poor once.

00:44:24.380 So I feel for them, but now you're rich.

00:44:26.280 You're Patreon rich, Marnie.

00:44:27.820 Don't ever look back and feel.

00:44:29.900 I'm not gay.

00:44:30.540 I will marry a woman. 0.98

00:44:35.800 All right.

00:44:36.360 They're gone.

00:44:36.900 Thank God.

00:44:37.500 We could be ourselves now.

00:44:38.920 Yes, that's right.

00:44:40.100 Okay.

00:44:40.580 Take off your shirts.

00:44:41.340 So the Kenneth Copeland shit is what he's talking about.

00:44:44.320 He paused and stared at me, uh, with that look for like 10 seconds with the slightest

00:44:48.480 bit of rage in his eyes.

00:44:50.120 Then he smiled the biggest smile and said, of course, of course, and began to walk towards

00:44:55.140 the woods, not even toward the road.

00:44:57.820 He got about 20 yards away, stopped, looked over his right shoulder, smiled again and said,

00:45:03.420 have a good night, young man.

00:45:05.660 That's fuck.

00:45:06.460 No, I don't like that.

00:45:08.560 I hope this dude has a, I'm sure he has a gun.

00:45:11.480 I'm sure they like, uh, cause they're like, yeah, park rangers.

00:45:14.160 They probably, well, actually, if he's in Appalachia, I don't know if park rangers have

00:45:17.100 guns, um, national forest rangers.

00:45:19.860 I don't know if they have guns either.

00:45:20.840 I do want to say something real quick though.

00:45:22.220 Uh, Yannette is in the chat.

00:45:24.160 She said, I got out of the slums for NDS.

00:45:26.400 Yannette has been somebody who's been a Patreon supporter for a long time.

00:45:28.960 And I want you guys to know the invisible battles that I fight on your behalf.

00:45:33.660 I'm talking about the Patreon members.

00:45:34.980 It was like three or four instances in the past two days where I know an account follows us

00:45:41.180 on Patreon and I watched somebody say something negative to them.

00:45:44.840 And I, and I went to the people.

00:45:46.440 So, so, so Yannette, I guess is a basketball enjoyer, which is, that's a shame, but, um,

00:45:51.700 you know, she's Brown and that's fine.

00:45:53.640 So she's talking about sports and it comes up on my thing and there it goes.

00:45:57.600 And, uh, and I see somebody say something negative to her about her take on basketball.

00:46:01.880 I don't even care about basketball.

00:46:04.260 I typed up a whole diatribe, like, listen here, you fucking faggot. 1.00

00:46:07.960 And then I was like, wait a second, wait a second, what am I doing?

00:46:10.480 And I had to delete it.

00:46:11.420 That was like the third or fourth time that's happened this week.

00:46:13.640 I don't like when people talk shit about our disgusting Patreon members.

00:46:17.040 That's actually a tier of, uh, Patreon perk.

00:46:19.620 Uh, we will defend you.

00:46:21.060 We will defend you.

00:46:22.380 We should, honestly, we should like, if you have a Twitter and you're a Patreon user, we

00:46:27.820 follow you.

00:46:29.140 Let me know.

00:46:29.640 I just don't know who's who like, we'll follow you back and defend you sometimes if we have

00:46:33.480 to defend you sometimes.

00:46:34.360 Yeah.

00:46:34.540 I don't know what her take, I don't know if it was a good take or a bad take.

00:46:36.860 Cause I don't understand basketball, but I just did not like that.

00:46:39.960 Somebody was talking shit about our disgusting Patreon members.

00:46:43.000 That is not, it's our job.

00:46:45.120 If anybody does that, that's us.

00:46:46.500 Right.

00:46:46.900 And so that's, that was the spirit of it.

00:46:48.760 And I had to delete it.

00:46:49.560 It happened again.

00:46:50.560 I forgot who it was.

00:46:52.200 Um, it was somebody that's always in the, in the, in the chat.

00:46:55.920 And, uh, and I almost went to bat again and I was like, I gotta stop.

00:46:59.540 I gotta stop.

00:46:59.960 There's no reason.

00:47:00.460 Cause you know, it's not that I didn't want to take on a fight.

00:47:03.680 It's that I didn't want to take on another fight because I'm just find myself shooting

00:47:07.380 everybody in the face on Twitter.

00:47:09.340 Uh, a lot of fun.

00:47:10.740 It is a lot of fun though.

00:47:11.860 It is a lot of fun.

00:47:12.440 Uh, JJ says, is that the same tier that gives you telekinesis?

00:47:15.740 It's telepathy.

00:47:16.480 You fucking piece of shit.

00:47:18.300 What tier should it be?

00:47:19.060 It should be like a $10 to defend you.

00:47:21.540 What tier is it?

00:47:22.400 So that we'll defend you.

00:47:24.140 We'll defend your honor at the $10 tier.

00:47:26.160 Oh my God.

00:47:26.840 Yeah.

00:47:27.100 10, $10 in you get, we will defend your honor.

00:47:29.620 That's so fucking funny.

00:47:30.920 That's so fucking funny, dude.

00:47:33.700 $10 and we will defend your honor.

00:47:35.820 Oh my God.

00:47:36.480 Only on Twitter though.

00:47:37.360 Or not doing it on Instagram.

00:47:38.560 Yeah.

00:47:38.740 Nowhere else.

00:47:39.340 I mean like a couple of memes.

00:47:40.580 Let's not get crazy.

00:47:41.460 All right.

00:47:41.560 A couple of memes.

00:47:42.240 A couple.

00:47:42.440 I got some bangers that I'll, I'll back you up with.

00:47:44.120 I waited there frozen until I couldn't hear the crunching of the leaves anymore.

00:47:47.340 I then sprinted back to my truck and sped off.

00:47:51.220 Genuinely have no idea what that guy was, but something deep in my heart told me he wasn't human.

00:47:56.180 He was something more ancient.

00:47:57.820 Something that's been here longer than we've been here.

00:48:00.120 And I felt in my heart that if I shook that guy's hand, something really bad would have happened.

00:48:04.920 It feels like that.

00:48:06.700 So that dude's license was expired.

00:48:08.440 I wonder if you can go back and, uh, he probably doesn't remember his name or the.

00:48:13.420 Yeah.

00:48:13.660 I was thinking that I was like, did you look at that card?

00:48:15.540 Did you get his name?

00:48:16.360 Like I did fucking, but I think you're too busy worrying about getting stabbed.

00:48:19.760 I know he probably just like, like held the card like there, but was looking at the guy the whole time.

00:48:24.760 Cause if you knew his name, you could see if he renewed and you could see, I don't think this dude renewed his license.

00:48:29.660 It seems like the dude's been dead for a while, got reanimated and just is fishing over there and maybe looking for a new post.

00:48:36.860 You know what I love?

00:48:37.420 I love the idea that some sort of greasy demonic entity would inhabit a dead body and then would be like, and I forgot to fucking renew my license.

00:48:46.060 Like that's very funny that even they have to suffer that shit.

00:48:49.720 Every time I look at my license and I see the expiration date, I get furious.

00:48:54.320 I get furious.

00:48:55.500 Why should this thing expire?

00:48:57.000 Fuck you.

00:48:57.900 Fuck you.

00:48:58.540 Well, it should expire.

00:48:59.900 It should expire in case you die in the woods somewhere, get overtaken by a demon.

00:49:04.080 And that's like, honestly, yeah, no, I'm for it now.

00:49:06.360 I understand the rules.

00:49:07.620 Yeah.

00:49:07.820 So every like, how else are you going to identify a demon?

00:49:09.880 The government's decided every seven years, it was like, this guy could die in the forest, get overtaken by a demon.

00:49:14.480 Yeah.

00:49:14.700 And nobody knows this guy's going to be fishing.

00:49:16.740 Honestly, if that dude shook his hand, that could have been a fucking David Politi's missing 411 case.

00:49:20.920 Oh yeah.

00:49:22.300 Well, I don't know.

00:49:23.060 Maybe he would just like, uh, latched onto him, you know?

00:49:26.640 Imagine he shook his hand, the guy just, the guy just dies like a bag of bones there.

00:49:30.320 And like, whatever was in him is like, now it's on you.

00:49:32.420 Oh my God, bro.

00:49:33.580 Even if you didn't feel it, you'd, you'd draw that conclusion pretty quickly.

00:49:37.080 You'd be like, I don't, I didn't feel it, but it's whatever it is, is in me now.

00:49:40.440 That thing's on me right now, dog.

00:49:42.620 I got it on me.

00:49:43.300 Get it off me.

00:49:44.560 All right.

00:49:44.920 Let's see.

00:49:45.520 Uh, so yeah.

00:49:48.120 Um, yeah.

00:49:49.140 Possible evidence of witchcraft.

00:49:51.160 Possible evidence of witchcraft question mark.

00:49:52.920 I guess we're in the new section.

00:49:54.760 Yes.

00:49:54.960 And this is probably where those pictures come into play.

00:49:57.820 Yeah.

00:49:58.220 Yeah.

00:49:58.860 Uh, just because I like y'all.

00:50:00.260 He's flirting with us.

00:50:01.240 It's nice.

00:50:01.860 I fucking love this guy.

00:50:03.240 As a fish and wildlife officer, you have to be comfortable with, uh, comfortable being miles into the woods alone at any time of the day.

00:50:10.580 I would constantly find myself scaling hollers three plus miles into the mountain forest all by myself looking for poachers.

00:50:16.900 What a crazy job, right?

00:50:18.980 It's kind of technically do nothing.

00:50:21.360 You could technically do nothing, but also if you do engage in it, then it's like every day is an adventure.

00:50:26.980 Yeah.

00:50:27.980 Yeah.

00:50:28.220 Pretty cool.

00:50:28.680 I like that.

00:50:29.860 Um, uh, this one day in the early spring, I poorly timed my outing looking for a guy hunting, hunting turkeys near the great smoky mountain national park without permission.

00:50:39.140 On someone else's land. 0.93

00:50:41.300 Uh, so I guess you must be like, you get tipped off and that's how this, you know, these guys, like, uh, I went, uh, I went, uh, deer hunting.

00:50:49.500 And there's like, uh, if you, if you're going on public land, you have to park in the public spot and you got to pay.

00:50:57.520 And I didn't mind paying, but there was no public spot.

00:51:00.460 So like, I had to park across the street.

00:51:03.480 There was somebody that we knew, like my friend knew, and we parked in their, in their driveway, like a car down the road.

00:51:09.000 And then we walked across, we set up, we actually made a kill.

00:51:11.760 When we came back, we had, we had the, the deal with us.

00:51:15.360 But the cops or the fucking Rangers took our shit because they were like, uh, you were illegally parked.

00:51:22.120 Um, you had to have been parked here and paid here.

00:51:24.540 I was like, but there was no spots.

00:51:25.740 So I couldn't even pay you.

00:51:27.040 And they fucking took my shit.

00:51:28.540 And I guess they donated.

00:51:30.140 Yeah.

00:51:30.520 It's, there's a lot of weird rules.

00:51:33.080 I understand why they do it.

00:51:34.420 Cause people like get, they can get crazy with it.

00:51:36.440 But yeah, I was like, come on.

00:51:37.520 We're like, you know, but whatever.

00:51:39.900 That's gay. 1.00

00:51:40.480 Yeah.

00:51:40.660 Some of these guys are gay for a fucking parking job. 0.99

00:51:42.680 It's not like you were out there without tags and shit.

00:51:44.680 These guys are really the only guys, the only kind of cops that I'm like, all right, I fuck

00:51:48.240 with because like they somehow they keep the game and wildlife management manageable.

00:51:54.140 Like they keep the sick animals.

00:51:56.360 Uh, yeah, they're, they're the number one, uh, funding for animal wildlife conservation

00:52:01.760 comes from, uh, the hunting and wildlife and fishing a game.

00:52:05.980 Well, it's a, I mean, no, most of the taxes come from like ammo sales, gun sales.

00:52:10.060 There's a tax on that.

00:52:11.080 And that goes directly to these guys and then they preserve and they do a pretty decent

00:52:15.200 job, but I don't know about other States, but, uh, and it depends on who you're dealing

00:52:19.080 with.

00:52:19.320 Anyway, he went two or so miles into the woods looking for this dude, but all he found was

00:52:23.460 a, a doll in a decaying tree.

00:52:26.040 Shit creeped me out.

00:52:27.100 Let's actually pull that up.

00:52:28.220 Yeah.

00:52:28.240 We pulled that image of the doll in the decaying tree up.

00:52:30.960 Do you have it?

00:52:32.060 I got it right here.

00:52:33.240 Hold on one sec.

00:52:35.200 This is just the doll.

00:52:37.900 You have it?

00:52:38.600 No, I thought you said you had it.

00:52:40.880 I got it.

00:52:41.320 Uh, yeah.

00:52:41.640 What's the name of this dude?

00:52:42.640 None.

00:52:42.840 Yeah.

00:52:43.360 None.

00:52:43.560 Yeah.

00:52:44.160 There we go.

00:52:44.760 We got it.

00:52:45.520 Um, the doll looking crazy.

00:52:49.340 Federal agent says the fish and game people in Cali are essentially police officers because

00:52:53.400 of all the cartel activity.

00:52:55.180 Yeah.

00:52:55.680 Yeah.

00:52:55.860 Cause they're out in the woods fucking doing operations and such.

00:52:58.760 Yeah.

00:52:59.080 There's a lot of crazy shit that goes on out there.

00:53:00.640 That's why I'm like, when you're, when you're targeting me for like a technicality, I'm like,

00:53:04.320 there's a lot of shit going on out here.

00:53:06.440 Maybe not upstate New York, but I don't know.

00:53:08.900 Whatever.

00:53:09.340 This is a doll decaying in the tree.

00:53:10.780 This is two miles or so into the woods is where he found this.

00:53:15.900 Don't like that.

00:53:17.220 No, that's weird.

00:53:18.600 That's very weird.

00:53:19.440 It reminds me of that time I found that jar full of a chunk of flesh in the woods.

00:53:23.660 Uh, yeah, yeah.

00:53:24.420 I remember that story.

00:53:25.580 Okay.

00:53:26.060 Um, let's continue.

00:53:27.740 Not a good sign.

00:53:28.840 Not a good sign.

00:53:29.640 Creep me out big time since I was so far out where people haven't been for decades.

00:53:33.240 So the, here's the picture.

00:53:35.460 Um, there were other unremarkable objects scattered on the ground and hanging in the

00:53:39.200 trees, like old beer bottles and junk.

00:53:42.080 Yeah.

00:53:42.500 I mean, that'll, that'll do it.

00:53:44.360 I mean, it's not out of the question for people to go deep into the woods and get shit

00:53:49.720 faced.

00:53:50.440 Yeah.

00:53:50.880 You know, that used to, we would walk into the woods in New Jersey sometimes, and you

00:53:54.160 would be surprised how deep you were into the woods and you'd come across a black garbage 1.00

00:53:58.400 bag filled with beer cans.

00:54:00.740 Yeah.

00:54:00.980 Yeah.

00:54:01.140 Yeah.

00:54:01.360 So I figured teenagers were doing crap to pass the time a long time ago.

00:54:06.080 I kept looking and eventually found where he was setting up.

00:54:08.760 So I marked it on my map to come home.

00:54:10.580 Let's come back the next morning.

00:54:12.100 It was around six or 7 PM at this point.

00:54:14.800 And the sun was well below the tree line getting dark.

00:54:18.080 I was in a predicament because I looked around me and I was at least three miles away from

00:54:21.900 my truck.

00:54:22.600 Bad idea.

00:54:23.920 Using the flashlight on my belt.

00:54:25.360 It wasn't an option because if I, if I use it to get out, people will be able to see

00:54:30.080 the light on the treetops, pretty much telegraphing.

00:54:32.480 I was there.

00:54:33.100 So I had to go purely by moonlight and memory back to my truck.

00:54:37.920 As I was walking back in complete darkness and quiet.

00:54:40.880 I know it's sick though.

00:54:41.720 When you're out there, you got to really make sure you're, you're, um, you're using your

00:54:47.880 time correctly.

00:54:48.540 Cause if you're like, I had it happen one time where I did get lost in the woods.

00:54:53.560 Um, not lost.

00:54:54.880 I guess I don't remember if I was lost, but I was in the woods.

00:54:57.900 I was deep in the woods and I was with a couple other people, but the sunset and our

00:55:04.120 phones didn't do shit.

00:55:05.260 Like it was just like, it was so fucking impossibly dark that night.

00:55:09.480 Um, and that was really scary.

00:55:11.260 Cause it got to the point where like, I simply couldn't see, I could hear my homies and we

00:55:15.360 were talking to each other and trying to stay close and trying to find our way out, but

00:55:18.680 you couldn't see shit. 0.85

00:55:19.520 It was horrifying.

00:55:21.260 Man.

00:55:22.440 Um, so here we go.

00:55:23.680 Boom, boom, boom.

00:55:24.340 Um, so he's going back by memory.

00:55:27.140 And as I was walking back in complete darkness and quiet, I heard someone yelling from, uh,

00:55:32.140 from back down the holler at me from the little mountain stream about 30 yards away.

00:55:36.540 I frozen thought, shit, I got caught.

00:55:39.120 I waited behind an Oak tree to hide and heard it again.

00:55:42.880 It was a woman, uh, but she was calling my name. 0.98

00:55:46.480 Fuck you.

00:55:47.720 Yeah, no thanks.

00:55:48.540 She was like, none. 0.98

00:55:49.280 Yeah.

00:55:50.300 Fuck you.

00:55:51.180 I need a business bitch. 1.00

00:55:52.980 Sent chills down my spine because there's absolutely no way someone this far out in the woods was

00:55:57.880 looking for me.

00:55:59.300 I started quietly trying to get away as fast as possible because something told me it

00:56:04.120 wasn't good.

00:56:04.780 Whatever that was, that was calling my name.

00:56:06.700 It's, it's funny how like you think, uh, like old abandoned buildings in a city is

00:56:12.500 like, where are you going to get, or like old houses in a town is where you're going

00:56:15.660 to get some of this poltergeist shit.

00:56:17.260 But the, the dude, the forest is probably more likely.

00:56:23.160 And that mimic shit, like that kind of, I'm thinking of a mimic only because you hear so

00:56:27.540 many stories of people in the woods on a camping trip.

00:56:30.620 And then they hear their friend calling them from the woods only to find out later on that

00:56:34.560 like their friend was not in the woods calling them.

00:56:37.020 Um, but yeah, calling their name, calling for help.

00:56:39.980 That shit happens.

00:56:41.000 I hear those stories a lot.

00:56:42.300 Things calling to you from the woods.

00:56:44.160 No good.

00:56:45.120 This is like an elemental shit.

00:56:46.520 This is actually on the latest Merkle episode.

00:56:48.060 It's a really good one.

00:56:50.040 That guy, Dan Duvall, Daniel Duvall, I think he's a pastor, but he's a, he goes everywhere

00:56:54.820 with this.

00:56:55.280 You got to listen to his four hours.

00:56:57.140 And, uh, is it a members episode?

00:56:59.080 I think I might've been listening.

00:57:00.100 No, no, it's a free one.

00:57:01.460 It's just a free one.

00:57:02.280 That's on Tuesday.

00:57:03.040 It came out Tuesday.

00:57:04.060 So he's talking about elementals and what they are.

00:57:07.280 And, you know, you see the shit in like kids movies, but like fire.

00:57:10.040 Yeah.

00:57:10.060 This is where they're talking about the second heaven, right?

00:57:12.540 Yeah.

00:57:12.780 That's the, that's the episode, but it goes, it goes everywhere.

00:57:15.640 Um, and the elemental stuff is great because he like even equates it back to God.

00:57:19.180 God's like the, he's like a living fire.

00:57:21.520 Uh, he's, he's the, the cleansing water.

00:57:25.380 He's the wind.

00:57:26.220 He's the, you know, in the clouds, shit like that.

00:57:28.840 Like he's the rock.

00:57:30.060 So he's all these elementals, but there are other elementals that are in control of certain

00:57:36.180 parts of the earth.

00:57:36.960 Do they, do they obey God or do they do their own thing is the question, you know, are they

00:57:41.400 like, have they gone rogue?

00:57:42.400 So yeah, it's a, it's kind of cool to consider.

00:57:46.620 Um, all right.

00:57:47.500 So here we go.

00:57:48.480 I frozen thought shit.

00:57:49.420 I got caught, waited behind a tree.

00:57:52.400 So it sent chills down his spine.

00:57:54.220 No one should be looking for him that far out.

00:57:56.580 I eventually made my way up by memory and I never went back there.

00:57:59.680 Didn't give a shit about the turkey hunter, whoever, or whatever, call my name.

00:58:03.100 It scared the shit out of me.

00:58:04.240 Not only due to the circumstances that I heard it in, but because I've heard my name being

00:58:08.540 called from creeks and rivers my whole life by the same sounding voice.

00:58:12.580 Fuck that.

00:58:14.120 Yep.

00:58:14.460 I've always had the same existential dread when hearing it.

00:58:17.700 And that time especially was no different.

00:58:20.140 It's interesting that he specifies creeks and rivers because there is something about running

00:58:25.120 water, um, and its ability to like carry something or, or to be, uh, um, a threshold that you cross

00:58:34.620 over into a portal.

00:58:36.260 So sometimes these people will end up in some weird section of the woods where it feels like

00:58:41.100 they've, you know, dimensionally slipped.

00:58:43.000 They're in an upside down or something like that.

00:58:44.820 And they'll often recall that the way they got there was crossing a stream or a river,

00:58:49.680 crossing a body of water.

00:58:51.200 And then that was the, that was the catalyst.

00:58:54.600 Yeah.

00:58:55.060 Yeah.

00:58:55.860 All right.

00:58:56.140 He has one more story here.

00:58:57.520 So it's called the squirrel squirrel.

00:59:00.260 Should we, well, let's let him say, and then we'll show the squirrel.

00:59:02.880 Hey guys, just a little heads up.

00:59:04.460 The squirrel is a little bit graphic.

00:59:06.120 Um, if you're not into, you know, it's in this, in the fashion of finding something in

00:59:11.500 the woods, right?

00:59:12.440 But it is, it is graphic.

00:59:14.020 It is a little gruesome.

00:59:14.700 So if you're not interested in that, I would recommend not watching, uh, when we say we're

00:59:19.000 bringing it up.

00:59:19.940 Yeah.

00:59:20.240 I'm gonna, one second.

00:59:22.240 Let me, no, I don't want to, I don't know how to do this.

00:59:25.680 We don't want to, we don't want to surprise them with a squirrel gore.

00:59:29.280 Squirrel, squirrel gore.

00:59:30.760 That's hard to say.

00:59:31.420 Kind of gore.

00:59:33.500 Squirrel gore.

00:59:34.780 Squirrel gore.

00:59:36.680 All right.

00:59:37.220 You know what?

00:59:37.580 We'll just pull up these, these fucking, this squirrel.

00:59:40.580 So people can see it.

00:59:42.120 Another word I have trouble with is moral burrow.

00:59:44.700 Like moral, like the cigarettes, moral burrow, Marlboro, Marlboro, I think you say the L,

00:59:49.080 the L of Simon.

00:59:50.100 Marlboro.

00:59:50.340 All right.

00:59:51.160 I, I'm always finding satanic shit in the woods, looking for poachers like pentagrams

00:59:55.580 and abandoned houses and animals butchered on the ground, untouched by scavengers.

01:00:00.160 This is one instance.

01:00:01.680 I actually took pictures of.

01:00:03.120 I found a squirrel on the ground, no scavengers in sight, but I did find more stuff hanging

01:00:08.460 in trees like bottles and clothes.

01:00:11.020 But this instance stuck out to me due to the squirrel.

01:00:14.420 It was missing its jaw and one of its front legs.

01:00:18.660 Here's a squirrel, guys.

01:00:20.240 Let's see that squirrel. 0.77

01:00:20.940 This is a wild picture, though, because I don't know how old that squirrel is.

01:00:26.940 It looks relatively fresh, right?

01:00:29.180 Because it doesn't look like bloated yet.

01:00:31.300 Sometimes when an animal dies, it'll, it'll go through different phases.

01:00:34.620 And one of those phases is bloating.

01:00:36.880 It's not there yet.

01:00:38.100 So that's worth noting.

01:00:39.400 This happened relatively recently, I guess.

01:00:41.900 And what animal removes the jaw of a, of another animal and the arm, but then doesn't,

01:00:48.540 doesn't eat it?

01:00:49.460 This is the bottle that he's talking about, finding beer bottles and shit on the, on the

01:00:53.600 branches.

01:00:53.840 This is, this is the squirrel.

01:00:55.720 It's missing its front left leg and its entire bottom jaw.

01:01:00.740 Very weird.

01:01:01.540 Very weird.

01:01:02.060 So something took the, something ripped it off, but then nothing saw fit to eat it afterwards.

01:01:06.280 There's no scavengers, like he's saying.

01:01:08.100 That, that would draw at some point during the decomposition process, it would draw in

01:01:12.680 turkey vultures.

01:01:13.900 Something.

01:01:14.760 Yeah.

01:01:15.540 Something would eat that. 0.92

01:01:16.880 Um, that was it.

01:01:19.400 Nothing else wrong with it.

01:01:20.340 No bullet holes, nothing broken, just missing its bottom jaw, one leg and dead on the ground.

01:01:24.560 At this point in my career, I wasn't trying to fuck around with any kind of satanic stuff.

01:01:28.400 So I just left.

01:01:29.500 Smart.

01:01:29.980 Yeah.

01:01:30.580 Smart.

01:01:30.820 Yeah.

01:01:31.640 There's weird things going on in the mountains of Appalachia, fellas.

01:01:34.420 Stuff that no one ever thinks about or realizes is going on.

01:01:39.020 I think people are summoning things that shouldn't be summoned.

01:01:42.120 Thanks again for reading my stuff.

01:01:43.760 Sorry.

01:01:44.060 It was long winded this time.

01:01:45.740 Sorry.

01:01:46.160 We made it three times longer.

01:01:47.900 Yeah.

01:01:48.860 It's been a 50 minute, well, an hour long story, but it was, it was very good.

01:01:52.640 And he says, uh, through Jesus Christ, I'll continue to pray for y'all's success, health

01:01:57.180 and y'all's family, as well as everyone listening.

01:01:59.980 Take care, everyone.

01:02:00.920 Thank you.

01:02:01.240 Please pray for, uh, Xerox.

01:02:03.780 Xerox.

01:02:04.180 Yeah.

01:02:04.320 He needs your prayers.

01:02:05.060 You know what?

01:02:05.420 I I've come to the conclusion that I think people must be praying for us because the,

01:02:08.900 the way things happen on this show and the, the way it's developed in the success that

01:02:12.640 we're finding is like, I, it's just uncanny.

01:02:15.840 I'm like, something is happening.

01:02:16.940 Somebody's, somebody's pulling for us.

01:02:18.380 Uh, it feels, if you are one of those people that are pulling for us, thank you very much.

01:02:21.840 It's probably people pulling for us and people pulling against us, but yeah, the people who

01:02:25.080 are pulling, and then there's Xerox who's just pulling, pulling and pulling and pulling

01:02:28.080 fucking yanking on his, yanking on his pod. 0.98

01:02:31.000 He's going to tear that thing off, dude.

01:02:32.460 Yeah.

01:02:32.820 You'd be better off just ripping it off, to be honest.

01:02:35.480 It's, uh, at this point, what are you, what are you really using it for?

01:02:39.280 Just pulling.

01:02:40.180 You're just pulling stuff.

01:02:41.020 Just, you know?

01:02:41.480 Just pulling, just having fun, fucking, all right, whatever, whatever floats your boat,

01:02:45.940 Xerox, whatever, uh, Frank's your hog.

01:02:48.300 Uh, thank you, Nunya.

01:02:48.900 This was a fucking, this is fascinating.

01:02:50.560 That was a really fascinating story.

01:02:52.080 There's a lot of details in there that are really fun.

01:02:54.700 Um, fuck that old man, huh?

01:02:56.700 Yeah, I guess.

01:02:57.560 Yeah.

01:02:57.720 That was, that was crazy.

01:02:58.840 Um, all right, let's move on to, uh, we have a follow another, I guess this will be like

01:03:02.880 a follow-up episode with, uh, people who have wrote already.

01:03:08.100 So, well, there's this, there's another part of Nunya's, isn't there?

01:03:10.780 Oh, no, no, no.

01:03:11.140 I'm sorry.

01:03:11.420 I'm sorry.

01:03:11.700 That was part of a THC, Ben.

01:03:13.640 Yeah, yeah, this is, this is the follow-up for THC Pastor.

01:03:16.900 Let me see.

01:03:18.200 Is this a duplicate?

01:03:19.720 Yeah, I guess it's a duplicate.

01:03:20.440 I see there's two that are totally different.

01:03:23.240 Which ones?

01:03:24.240 If we had our, if we had our, uh, our, our Panface Gook employee, we could probably parse

01:03:31.360 some of this out.

01:03:32.100 But she is, uh, MIA.

01:03:34.720 She decided to not show up.

01:03:36.260 It's fine.

01:03:37.560 She'll cast a replay.

01:03:38.640 Wherever she is, it must be more important than, like, oh my God, I was here the whole time.

01:03:42.580 I might have forgot.

01:03:43.380 Oh, no.

01:03:44.000 Oh, my gosh.

01:03:45.340 I bring Deshaunna to my farm.

01:03:47.360 Big, ah, commit a seppuku. 0.85

01:03:49.300 Oh, no.

01:03:49.640 This actually looks like the same, the same story that's shared here twice.

01:03:53.640 So, uh.

01:03:54.700 Motherfucker. 0.99

01:03:55.660 Yeah.

01:03:56.380 Actually, I'm not even sure.

01:03:57.960 First of all, I'm racist.

01:03:59.340 Docker pay.

01:03:59.900 Go into the, the thing right now.

01:04:01.600 Tell our accountant to Docker pay.

01:04:03.220 Oh, yeah.

01:04:03.640 You're docked.

01:04:04.140 Okay.

01:04:04.600 Howdy, guys.

01:04:05.380 And Nancy, I assume.

01:04:06.560 Nope.

01:04:07.140 Nancy's not here, Pastor Ben.

01:04:08.580 Which one did you click on?

01:04:10.140 Uh, just, I don't know.

01:04:11.120 I'm going to share the link with you right now, so that way you could.

01:04:13.600 Oh, no.

01:04:13.940 I found it.

01:04:14.880 Okay.

01:04:15.300 You found it.

01:04:15.780 They're the same thing, I guess.

01:04:17.320 Yep.

01:04:17.640 You're in here.

01:04:18.080 So, howdy, guys, and Nancy.

01:04:20.380 No, Ben.

01:04:21.560 Nancy's not here, but thank you for rewriting, writing back to us.

01:04:25.060 Ben THC here.

01:04:26.720 Pastor Ben, or just Ben.

01:04:28.160 We've thoroughly doxed you.

01:04:29.800 Ben is the guy that was working on the TH or the, yeah, the THC experimental inhaler and

01:04:39.460 then went on a walk.

01:04:40.840 I guess, was he high when he went on the walk and, like, met a homeless dude that walked

01:04:44.100 with him for miles?

01:04:45.420 Yeah.

01:04:46.060 That guy seemed cool.

01:04:47.320 That guy seemed cool because that was a guy that was, like, you know, he was, all those

01:04:51.280 things you just talk about, somebody wants to pray for you, somebody wants to lay hands

01:04:53.640 on you, but that, I remember that homeless guy saying a bunch of the right things that

01:04:58.060 to me indicated, like, no, he, he, he's, uh, God's compelling him.

01:05:02.340 Yeah.

01:05:02.980 Yeah.

01:05:03.180 I like that guy.

01:05:04.340 He probably smelled, but it seemed nice.

01:05:07.140 Um, so Ben continues.

01:05:08.820 I wanted to respond after hearing my personal testimony read on Chronicles, and he put Chronicles

01:05:13.960 with a little asterisk.

01:05:14.900 It's kind of cool.

01:05:15.440 Like, it's, this is its own show.

01:05:17.100 We should really do better branding.

01:05:19.240 We should, but it's like, it's, it's so much.

01:05:21.740 And who does the branding?

01:05:22.620 You do the branding.

01:05:23.300 So it's like, really what you're saying is I should make more graphic art and make more

01:05:27.300 in, you know what I mean?

01:05:27.980 It's just like, fuck man.

01:05:29.160 But I have racist t-shirts to make.

01:05:31.100 So that's right.

01:05:32.220 And they're not going to, those racist t-shirts aren't going to make themselves.

01:05:34.860 No, certainly not.

01:05:37.980 Um, first off, what am I doing?

01:05:40.880 Listening to you racist a-holes and even being a Patreon subscriber, shout out to Ben will

01:05:45.800 defend you on Twitter.

01:05:47.460 Well, it depends on what theory's at, but yeah.

01:05:49.760 Yeah.

01:05:50.560 It's, I mean, five more dollars.

01:05:51.700 You probably have to, whatever.

01:05:52.860 I ask myself that every day, but seriously, I've come to believe God has a sense of humor.

01:05:58.520 He certainly does.

01:05:59.540 I don't know if it's our sense of humor, but yes, God's hilarious.

01:06:03.860 The entire Bible's hilarious.

01:06:05.420 The way he deals with people is so we were talking this morning, I was in Petco and we

01:06:09.540 were talking about the Jews and it's really funny when you like, we're like, like, I don't 0.77

01:06:14.860 know, Ben, uh, no, what's his name?

01:06:16.360 Dustin, you know, the, he's the net, the guy that's a Nephilim expert, not us.

01:06:20.260 Yeah.

01:06:20.580 I'm pretty sure he's the Nephilim expert. 0.89

01:06:21.860 Right.

01:06:22.260 Yeah.

01:06:22.560 Um, he's like, uh, these aren't the real Jews. 1.00

01:06:26.100 Uh, Jesus was white from, uh, where Ireland or some shit like that. 0.98

01:06:30.540 And a lot of people say that shit too, but I'm like, I, you know, I, I don't want to

01:06:33.960 believe that these guys are God's chosen people because they just suck so bad.

01:06:37.360 But when you read the stories of the Bible, you're like, these guys really fucking suck.

01:06:41.500 There's some of them that are great.

01:06:43.360 That's the, I want to read my tweet real quick, but that's, that's the conclusion that I came

01:06:47.940 to because I've been saying a lot of that, like, you know, it's spiritual warfare.

01:06:52.840 This goes beyond the flesh and you think the buck stops at the Jews, but it doesn't. 0.99

01:06:56.640 And then I started to learn more about the Bible and I'm like, fuck, maybe, I don't know.

01:07:03.200 So, so this is the thing that I said, I said, I will often ask myself if the Jews of today 0.98

01:07:07.000 are the Jews of the Bible.

01:07:08.600 The more I learn about the Bible, the more I see the same patterns of behavior.

01:07:12.540 Even if I said, this is a spiritual battle and the fallen are deceiving us, I'd still

01:07:17.080 have to wrestle with the fact that they repeatedly took up false idols despite witnessing miracles.

01:07:21.700 Now in 2025, when I see the presence of fallen worship in the upper echelons of the world,

01:07:27.460 in conjunction with the over-representation of Jews in positions of power, it seems fairly 1.00

01:07:33.480 obvious that the Bible was right. 0.72

01:07:34.860 And then I said, if it walks like a duck.

01:07:36.080 So it's like, I'm, I'm wondering if these are the same Jews of the Bible and I'm getting

01:07:41.500 caught up in like genetics and lineage and dah, dah, dah, dah, dah.

01:07:44.060 But then I look at their behavior and I'm like, oh shit, this might be the Jews. 1.00

01:07:48.940 They might be the Jews of the Bible. 0.60

01:07:50.140 Cause they're, they're really dumb.

01:07:52.580 Like they just keep, you know, it's like, uh, uh, I know God sends strong delusions to

01:07:58.120 people who deny the truth.

01:07:59.340 So the denial of, of the coming of Christ, um, the, the, the, the denial of Christ being

01:08:05.460 the Messiah seems to have begotten the fucking craziest delusion ever.

01:08:10.060 But even before that, it was like, you know, Moses, you can see rivers turn to blood.

01:08:14.820 Firstborn sons die, fucking plagues, a river, fucking, uh, uh, uh, the sea splitting the freedom

01:08:21.180 of your people from, uh, you know, indentured servitude and, uh, and you could still fucking 0.93

01:08:27.320 go and worship the golden calf.

01:08:29.120 Like fuck man.

01:08:30.540 And then when you look at that behavior and you look at what's happening right now, I'm

01:08:33.460 like, it's the same shit.

01:08:35.640 Maybe, maybe they are.

01:08:36.800 Maybe I was, maybe I was quick in my judgment.

01:08:38.960 Maybe I was too hasty in my judgment.

01:08:40.800 Yes, you do.

01:08:41.780 You are, you are the chosen people.

01:08:43.320 And honestly, it's a curse.

01:08:44.840 You suck.

01:08:46.100 It's, I don't know why black people want to be Jews so bad. 1.00

01:08:48.880 I don't know why Dustin Nemos wants the white people to be Jews so bad. 0.97

01:08:52.180 You guys have the worst lot in prophecy.

01:08:56.680 You're going to be left behind.

01:08:58.500 You're going to have to deal with all this stuff.

01:09:00.540 Maybe you get taken up in the final rapture.

01:09:03.460 If there are three shout out at Mabry, I don't want to be you.

01:09:07.060 You guys suck.

01:09:07.940 Like your entire life, you have to follow, you have to wrap a leather around your arm and

01:09:12.360 put a cube on your head to do what you're hanging fish wire to trick God.

01:09:17.100 It's a sad existence.

01:09:18.380 And I think, yeah, it is you guys.

01:09:20.560 But then there also is a question about, well, what is a Jew?

01:09:23.340 That's, that is a still a very good question because you guys have obfuscated what it is.

01:09:27.140 And it's the whole thing's very confusing, but yeah.

01:09:30.140 Like if there's the line of Abraham, I got, I don't know.

01:09:32.340 But I just thought that that was, you know, if it's like, if you, if you can tell by their

01:09:36.240 fruits and you, and you look, what are they doing?

01:09:39.260 It's like the exact same shit, exact same shit.

01:09:42.420 So even when, when you learn that they're, that, you know, God's chosen people in the

01:09:47.340 Bible, well, the Bible then doesn't go on to say, and they fucking crush, dude. 0.83

01:09:52.480 It's like, these are God's chosen people and they fucking suck, dude.

01:09:56.680 I'm like, oh shit.

01:09:58.020 Yeah.

01:09:58.280 All right.

01:09:58.760 Okay.

01:09:59.120 Even Jesus came down, like Jesus, like the best guy in the world.

01:10:02.320 And he was like, you guys suck.

01:10:04.600 Yeah.

01:10:04.800 Like really bad.

01:10:06.560 It's interesting.

01:10:07.360 It's interesting to be chosen and to suck ass.

01:10:10.900 It's horrible.

01:10:12.360 Weird.

01:10:12.700 That's a fascinating place to be.

01:10:14.400 I don't, I don't know.

01:10:15.320 Um, all right, let's, uh, let's get back into, uh, uh, pastor Ben who can't figure out

01:10:19.780 why he listens to racist.

01:10:21.060 He says, uh, God has a sense of humor and that malice spoken from the heart is a real sin.

01:10:26.220 That's not what you guys do.

01:10:27.560 I actually found, find your journey of faith inspiring, especially when Ed Mayberry, hell

01:10:33.480 yeah, is on, uh, it's like listening to first graders, learning the gospel for the first

01:10:38.200 time.

01:10:38.760 And I mean that in the best way.

01:10:41.080 After all, it's called a walk for a reason.

01:10:43.740 We're all at different points in our journey and I'm not the Holy spirit.

01:10:47.580 It's his, his job to convict, not mine.

01:10:51.700 Did we read this?

01:10:53.860 No, we didn't read this.

01:10:55.620 I read this and I was like, Oh shit.

01:10:57.660 Okay.

01:10:57.940 Keep going.

01:10:58.420 You were, Oh, you read this in the, I think I might've read this as well when it first

01:11:01.020 came in because it was like, Oh, this is interesting.

01:11:02.740 Yeah.

01:11:03.040 He's a, he's talking to me, talking to me.

01:11:05.980 Um, so regarding the Pentecostal stuff, I was raised in a four square gospel church,

01:11:10.600 right in the area where that movement started.

01:11:13.460 Amy McPherson, a fascinating figure full of scandal.

01:11:16.220 So the Azusa revival, Azusa street revival, the rise of speaking in tongues as a practice.

01:11:22.800 I've seen a lot.

01:11:24.100 I've seen some too.

01:11:24.940 Um, I also saw many false Christians, people claiming Christ while living completely in 1.00

01:11:30.700 un-Christlike ways.

01:11:32.800 That disillusionment made me focus more on the people than the gospel itself.

01:11:37.280 Yes.

01:11:37.500 And it, the same, same thing here.

01:11:40.080 It also make, made me, uh, draw away from the church, which is not the gospel itself

01:11:45.060 either.

01:11:45.260 So like just, uh, levels, varying levels away from what you're supposed to be looking at.

01:11:51.680 Um, yeah, I, to that point though, of like people that claim to be living in Christ and

01:11:56.360 are not the case, I wouldn't say, I don't know enough, you know, I'm still learning very

01:12:01.340 much and as far as like living completely un-Christlike ways, I immediately look to my own life like,

01:12:08.680 well, what am I doing?

01:12:09.440 And it's like, I've stressed this ad nauseum on this show.

01:12:12.100 I, I live a very simple life.

01:12:14.540 Um, I just, I'm just concerned with like raising my son, being a good husband, and then just

01:12:21.420 kind of fucking hanging out and watching some shit, reading some shit. 0.74

01:12:24.540 Uh, I don't go out.

01:12:25.460 I don't go to bars.

01:12:26.140 I don't do this thing.

01:12:26.960 I'll drink every once in a while.

01:12:28.520 But, um, yeah, I don't know.

01:12:30.500 Um, cause that gets leveraged very often against me for the wild shit that I say on Twitter.

01:12:35.860 And of course I have to consider like, well, how does this wild shit that I say on Twitter

01:12:39.180 fall into things?

01:12:40.580 Uh, it's an, it's a tight rope.

01:12:42.040 I'm, I'm saying these things because I believe it's the truth and I should be able to say

01:12:46.120 this and you can't compel my speech, yada, yada.

01:12:48.640 But then I'm sure I lean on that to some degree to say really wild shit and then go, well, you

01:12:54.440 can't tell me what to say, you know?

01:12:55.600 So I know in those ways I probably slip up.

01:12:57.820 But honestly, um, other than that, I, I don't really know, uh, where I'm fucking up massively.

01:13:05.540 I don't think I am.

01:13:06.380 I could be wrong, you know, but, but I don't think I am.

01:13:09.100 Yeah.

01:13:09.420 Well, I guess we'll find out.

01:13:10.760 Uh, so he goes, I'm willing to speculate on topics like Ed Mabry.

01:13:14.900 The Bible doesn't spell out clearly.

01:13:16.500 I've, uh, read many apocryphal books in my pursuit of faith.

01:13:22.160 Subjects like the synagogue of Satan, who really are the Jews and who are those that 0.98

01:13:27.240 say that they are, but are not the origins of possession and demons in line with the book

01:13:32.500 of Enoch, unclean spirits and disembodied Nephilim and demons as fallen angels with form.

01:13:37.840 Even, uh, Jerry Marzinski's views, who we have to reach out to again, um, on mental health

01:13:44.660 all resonate with me in my work at a homeless shelter.

01:13:47.640 I've seen much of what he describes.

01:13:49.280 And these are aspects of the modern, that the modern church often neglects.

01:13:53.420 Yeah, I agree.

01:13:54.300 These are things we see all the time.

01:13:55.960 Yeah.

01:13:56.080 Recently, I sent in another story from my pre-Christ ways about my experiences with 0.97

01:14:13.940 abduction, C5, binaural beats, and meditation.

01:14:17.960 Did we miss that?

01:14:19.160 I think that's the smaller one.

01:14:20.880 You know, there's two of them and one of them seems shorter.

01:14:22.600 I know I read one of them from him and, and, uh, I actually want to thank him.

01:14:27.480 I want to thank pastor Ben because the way it came in was very uncanny.

01:14:32.220 I was asking God that, um, this is when I was speculating, like, is remote viewing or astral

01:14:38.920 projection, is it a natural capability that we can all do?

01:14:43.960 And is it one of those things where what you do with it determines whether or not it's

01:14:48.960 bad?

01:14:49.280 And, um, and so I was thinking, like, how do I do it?

01:14:53.760 And it felt like I was spoken to in a way where it was like, all of a sudden I was hit

01:14:59.720 with binaural beats, dumbass. 0.94

01:15:00.960 Like, that's how you do it.

01:15:01.920 You, you have to sync these hemispheres of your brain.

01:15:05.260 And so I went, oh, okay.

01:15:07.580 I'm sure I can find binaural beats online, but that didn't quite give me my answer.

01:15:11.640 My, the question was, is this bad to do?

01:15:15.940 And I got the answer for how do you do it pretty quickly?

01:15:19.900 The answer, is it bad to do came a little bit later and it came from pastor Ben.

01:15:25.020 And I was just like, I don't read these stories before they came in or come in before we read

01:15:29.780 them on air.

01:15:30.280 I was compelled to read this one.

01:15:32.300 It was the, maybe the only one out of like a hundred of these things that we've gotten

01:15:36.200 that I decided to read preemptively.

01:15:38.240 And it gave me my answer.

01:15:39.680 Um, I don't want to spoil it, but, uh, I want to thank pastor Ben because when he sent this

01:15:44.900 thing, it landed right in my lap.

01:15:47.060 I read it and I was like, there's your answer, homie. 0.98

01:15:48.820 You got everything you need to.

01:15:50.260 And, uh, you know, no spoilers, but I've not fucking done astral projection or remote viewing.

01:15:56.220 Well, it's, it's weird.

01:15:57.100 Cause I can't, I can't even find it right now.

01:15:59.320 Can't find his, uh, it's not this one.

01:16:02.920 Hold on.

01:16:03.160 Let me open this up.

01:16:03.760 Every time I open it, it opens to something else.

01:16:07.040 Uh, oh, it's the same one.

01:16:08.580 That's weird.

01:16:09.300 But you, do you see the description when you look at the description, it looks different.

01:16:13.780 It looks shorter.

01:16:14.560 It looks totally different.

01:16:15.560 Yeah.

01:16:15.740 That's, that's really, I guess it's the font is much smaller.

01:16:18.420 Let me go through real quick and see if we could find anything else from pastor Ben that

01:16:21.980 maybe got tossed in here.

01:16:22.960 That wasn't supposed to be, uh, that's so weird.

01:16:25.660 It's the same one again in the red section.

01:16:29.000 Um, I'll go to another one and it's the same one again.

01:16:32.960 Well, whatever second story he sent us, they don't want us to read it because I could see

01:16:38.320 it there, but when I click on it, it won't open, which is, uh, there's so many different

01:16:42.640 versions of this exact same one.

01:16:44.180 It's kind of strange and confusing.

01:16:46.680 Like if I go into the new section, it's there twice.

01:16:49.640 If I go into the red section, it's there three times.

01:16:53.500 Very interesting.

01:16:54.520 Well, um, uh, I, I, I want to say it then because if we can't find it and we don't read

01:17:00.800 it, I'll spoil it a little bit.

01:17:03.700 Pastor Ben, if you sent it and we haven't read it on the air, please send it again.

01:17:07.820 Um, basically what happens is he goes on to explain that he's doing like a binaural beats

01:17:13.920 C five shit, C five. 0.99

01:17:16.260 And I was like, Oh, that's weird.

01:17:18.880 Cause that's exactly what I was just locked into.

01:17:20.900 And then when he goes on, you know, long story short, he's like, it's a great way to get

01:17:26.240 on their fucking radar and start inducing poltergeist activity, alien abduction activity, 0.93

01:17:32.100 shit like that.

01:17:32.820 Like, it's like a beacon.

01:17:33.820 As soon as you do it, these things all come towards you.

01:17:36.860 And, and then you start having all these fucking experiences. 0.55

01:17:39.200 And I was like, Oh yeah, there's your answer.

01:17:41.980 Like whatever happens, you're going into a spiritual realm and, and these things, uh,

01:17:47.840 you know, they come towards you like a fucking magnet. 0.72

01:17:49.740 So probably not, but that was to me, that felt like a really sufficient answer where it

01:17:54.520 was like, is this bad or is this good?

01:17:56.300 And it was like, if you do it, this is what will happen.

01:17:59.680 So judge it by its fruits.

01:18:01.100 And the fruits are sleep paralysis, abduction experiences, poltergeist activity.

01:18:05.520 And it's like, okay, yeah.

01:18:06.460 Bad fruits, baby boy, bad fruits.

01:18:09.200 So, uh, Jen here says, I saw a lady astral project on camera. 1.00

01:18:13.820 And when the interviewer asked her to astral project to the birth of Christ, uh, or the

01:18:19.140 day at the, what is it?

01:18:20.540 Or the death.

01:18:21.300 I can't remember which one she started manifesting demons. 0.51

01:18:23.840 So I'm guessing not something you want to do, right?

01:18:26.080 Right, right, right.

01:18:27.860 Yeah.

01:18:28.060 Ben, uh, if you could just send us the C five email again, because it's weird.

01:18:31.960 I'm, I'm seeing the, the summary for it, but every time I pull it up, it pulls up this

01:18:37.460 other one from force when the one we're currently reading, very strange, very strange stuff.

01:18:41.180 Very glad you read that before it got deleted or how did it get deleted?

01:18:44.820 I don't understand.

01:18:45.740 I don't think it got deleted.

01:18:47.140 That doesn't make any sense.

01:18:48.680 Maybe I did.

01:18:49.460 It's not in the other email.

01:18:50.700 Very strange.

01:18:51.800 Very, I don't know.

01:18:52.420 But, but pick it up from, uh, from here.

01:18:54.280 He says recently, I sent in another story because maybe he'll talk about it a little

01:18:57.300 bit.

01:18:58.440 Uh, oh, wait a minute.

01:19:00.000 Maybe, maybe this is, maybe I found it here.

01:19:02.440 Uh, positive encounter with Christ by and up found it with, uh, the C five stuff, right? 0.97

01:19:09.640 It says binaural beats in the title.

01:19:12.620 Uh, yeah.

01:19:13.840 C five app binaural tones and that would have, that probably was it.

01:19:18.300 That would have caught my attention.

01:19:20.200 All right.

01:19:20.720 So we could read this.

01:19:21.700 We'll read that one after, I guess this is all we have time for today, but let's finish

01:19:25.080 this.

01:19:25.600 Uh, I've had many strange and supernatural experiences.

01:19:28.980 Even the personal testimony I shared didn't cover everything.

01:19:32.660 It was already getting long.

01:19:34.820 Uh, but that night, the warnings I received really fueled my faith.

01:19:38.880 For a long time, I believed it was a personal message.

01:19:41.960 Like my life would be short, but as COVID unfolded and, uh, with other signs, I've come

01:19:47.620 to see it more globally.

01:19:49.000 I believe we're facing the end of an age.

01:19:51.620 Seems that way.

01:19:52.800 Yeah.

01:19:53.160 That experience opened my mind to the supernatural nature of the world we live in more so in

01:19:58.480 a personal God, uh, that intervenes in the lives of his creation.

01:20:03.420 I've seen both God at work and on the flip side, the demonic.

01:20:07.320 In my roles, I've encountered the possessed though.

01:20:10.820 I can count those times on one hand and I've had even fewer instances where I was involved

01:20:16.260 in casting them out.

01:20:18.200 Uh, I'd be glad to speak on such things though.

01:20:20.400 I have nothing to sell or promote except for the gospel and the reality of the supernatural

01:20:24.520 of the world.

01:20:25.400 We should talk to pastor Ben.

01:20:27.280 Yeah, we should.

01:20:28.020 We'll, we'll have them on.

01:20:29.280 Uh, we're just really bad at, uh, following through everything really important, which

01:20:34.940 is amazing.

01:20:35.600 Once again, it's, it's, uh, I go, people are praying for us cause I'm retarded.

01:20:40.720 How is this thing going?

01:20:41.640 So well, uh, is this that you have it?

01:20:44.000 Is that what you just sent me?

01:20:44.900 Okay.

01:20:45.100 It's our Gmail.

01:20:46.260 Oh, so maybe that's it.

01:20:47.340 It went to our Gmail and it never made it to, uh, I don't know what happened.

01:20:50.680 Cause it, no, a Nancy copied, pasted it there. 1.00

01:20:53.320 I can see this description there, but it was so weird, dude.

01:20:56.240 I clicked on it.

01:20:56.880 It says this conversation you requested cannot be loaded.

01:20:59.640 Very weird.

01:21:00.760 Very weird.

01:21:01.660 Very weird.

01:21:02.080 You want to read this one?

01:21:03.900 Which one?

01:21:04.920 This one here in the, in the, uh, Gmail.

01:21:08.420 Yeah, that's what I clicked on and it won't load for me.

01:21:10.500 It says it cannot be loaded.

01:21:12.120 That's so fucking crazy.

01:21:13.880 I don't know something about this.

01:21:14.880 Can you copy and paste it and put it into Google drive?

01:21:17.140 I'm going to try right now.

01:21:18.280 Yeah.

01:21:18.460 Sorry guys.

01:21:19.140 This is, you know, we, we have, uh, uh, we have a system here and it's like, we have

01:21:23.780 a system proof, but it's just not.

01:21:26.060 Well, this one was like hidden from us.

01:21:27.580 This is, this kind of fell through the gaps.

01:21:29.040 That's strange.

01:21:30.000 Cause it was definitely the title of it that would have caught my attention because when I tell

01:21:34.380 you, it was like, I, I got the answer I was looking for.

01:21:37.060 Um, thank God, because I asked a question, I got like, not only did he answer, but I

01:21:45.000 also got like some nuance in there.

01:21:46.360 It was like the way you do this is binaural beats.

01:21:49.520 Um, but do you want to do this?

01:21:51.540 Because look at what it begets.

01:21:53.000 And, uh, and, and that was a pretty easy question for me to remember that weird dude that I was

01:21:57.700 talking to at the Tripoli show in Tampa.

01:22:00.420 Yeah.

01:22:00.900 Yeah.

01:22:01.080 Yeah.

01:22:01.640 He was big in like the binaural beats. 0.98

01:22:03.540 So I took his number and all that.

01:22:04.700 Cause it seemed interesting, but something told me like,

01:22:07.060 don't, don't hit this guy up.

01:22:08.900 And I, yeah, I got really weird vibes from him and had to not be around him anymore.

01:22:12.500 You didn't like, yeah, you didn't like the guy.

01:22:13.560 All right.

01:22:13.720 Go ahead and read this.

01:22:14.620 Uh, okay.

01:22:15.680 Greetings and God bless.

01:22:16.720 Okay.

01:22:17.060 I'm going to try to get through this without that many interruptions.

01:22:19.320 Cause we're already, how long in, uh, hour and 22.

01:22:21.860 So this could easily turn into another hour if we don't do it right.

01:22:24.680 It says greetings and God bless.

01:22:26.140 My name is pastor Ben.

01:22:28.140 Wait, this is his first.

01:22:31.260 Uh, no, no.

01:22:32.580 This is his first email.

01:22:33.640 He says, my name is pastor Ben.

01:22:34.760 I'm currently, and currently I find myself a pastor of a home plant church.

01:22:38.220 Previously, I was at Cavalry Chapel in Oregon for nine years.

01:22:40.940 Same Cavalry Chapel denomination that raised people like Chuck Misler, who Ed Mabry studied

01:22:45.240 under.

01:22:45.500 I remember this specifically.

01:22:47.600 Um, damn MIT study on what?

01:22:50.780 Let me, let me just skim through this and make sure, uh, my full meditation, MIT study

01:22:57.060 on mindfulness.

01:22:57.680 Maybe not study on binaural beats.

01:22:59.720 Um, maybe we didn't read this.

01:23:02.420 This seems like the first email he would have ever sent.

01:23:05.580 And certainly we read that, right?

01:23:09.000 I don't know.

01:23:11.780 No idea.

01:23:14.280 Strange.

01:23:14.740 More so if it's a fine woman. 0.99

01:23:17.020 No, we've read, no, there's a separate one that we read.

01:23:19.180 This is so crazy.

01:23:20.020 There's like, it's weird the way it's, yeah.

01:23:21.420 Cause he's okay.

01:23:22.060 All right, fine.

01:23:22.480 Fuck it.

01:23:22.740 I went through it.

01:23:23.480 It doesn't look like we've read this before.

01:23:24.740 Um, in my past, I've had a wide range of experiences from pharmakia usage, DMT to secular sciences

01:23:31.200 and the philosophy of man.

01:23:32.520 You see, I was raised hyper charismatic Pentecostal in a church that was loose on doctrine, a church

01:23:37.860 at the core of Amy McPherson's four square movement.

01:23:42.120 Uh, one of the founding churches.

01:23:43.740 I'm not familiar with that at all.

01:23:45.640 Uh, I made my older brother an atheist.

01:23:48.400 Oh, this made my older brother an atheist and made me agnostic.

01:23:51.560 Oh, so bad experience with the church begets, uh, you know, dismissal of, of, I guess, Christianity.

01:23:59.240 In my search for meaning pre-Christ, I went to meditation, not Eastern, but more science

01:24:04.880 minded mindfulness meditation, a practice being pushed by more and more in schools.

01:24:09.560 Uh, and then he includes an MIT study on mindfulness, which is interesting because I

01:24:13.480 would say that that reminds me of the, the version of like meditation and shit that Rogan

01:24:19.920 is pushing.

01:24:20.380 He's just stripped like the spiritual jargon from the conversation.

01:24:24.260 And he's just like, yeah, man, these are good things for you.

01:24:27.120 Um, almost feels like that.

01:24:29.420 Further MRI research shows that nine days of this actually alters the human brain.

01:24:35.300 It shrinks the emotional portion of the brain and grows the rational rationality portion.

01:24:39.980 I did this for nine years.

01:24:41.360 I have found this was dangerous and I struggled to feel emotion my whole life.

01:24:46.040 That is until Christ.

01:24:47.240 I also struggle to feel emotion.

01:24:50.420 Uh, when I was younger and I was homeless, I had to like lock it away or else it would

01:24:55.580 eat me alive.

01:24:56.700 And now I have a real problem like feeling things.

01:24:59.360 And then I'll, I'll get hit with like unbelievable amounts of like stress and anxiety out of nowhere,

01:25:04.560 like once a year.

01:25:05.620 And I'm like, Oh, it's cause I don't know how to feel things.

01:25:08.300 Um, the, this point is peripheral to the main point though.

01:25:11.840 It was during this pursuit in my twenties that I stumbled upon a technology called binaural

01:25:16.720 beats.

01:25:17.680 You see, these are auditory tones played at varying frequencies in the ear.

01:25:22.540 What it does is it causes the brain to subtract the two sounds and the brain state changes.

01:25:28.660 As a simple example, the alpha state is awful, often associated with concentration.

01:25:33.660 So a student in need of focus could put these on, play the tones and get the brain state to

01:25:39.700 shift into alpha state artificially.

01:25:41.240 That's interesting.

01:25:42.300 That's very interesting.

01:25:43.260 Uh, a flow state that makes a lot of sense to me actually, um, study on binaural beats.

01:25:50.000 This guy fucking is awesome.

01:25:51.280 He's like including studies and shit.

01:25:54.660 In the example of the student, you could help mental focus.

01:25:57.980 My curiosity and usages were more focused on the meditative brain states.

01:26:02.180 Think Tibetan monks using a meditation bowl, but this time aided by technology. 0.51

01:26:07.720 The Tibetan oracles are an interesting study on possession.

01:26:11.240 A fact I learned post coming to try Christ.

01:26:14.520 That's fascinating.

01:26:15.280 I would love to learn more about that.

01:26:17.240 Wait, say that again.

01:26:18.280 He said the Tibetan oracles are an interesting study on possession.

01:26:22.000 I would say all oracles are, but I wonder, um, what makes the Tibetans stand out as interesting

01:26:27.960 to him because, you know, obviously when you have like the Greek, uh, oracles, like the

01:26:33.400 oracle, uh, of Adelphi or whatever it's called, there's like a cave beneath where the oracle

01:26:38.920 is doing its channeling.

01:26:40.220 And that cave has like a noxious gas that's eking up.

01:26:43.380 So she's inhaling this.

01:26:45.020 It's a virgin who's inhaling this, gets put into an altered state and then, you know,

01:26:49.780 receives communications from, uh, entities or more accurately channels entities and, and

01:26:56.760 becomes the, the speaking or the mouthpiece for them.

01:27:01.140 Uh, so I looked up the brainwaves associated with dreaming meditation and lucid dreaming.

01:27:06.460 I began my attempts to deepen this mental practice.

01:27:09.380 This is getting to the point of this email.

01:27:11.320 I was in a state pre-Christ seeking, using technology that I inadvertently stumbled upon

01:27:18.380 the CIA way.

01:27:19.680 Oh shit.

01:27:20.860 He inadvertently stumbled upon the CIA gateway experience through a combination of binaural

01:27:26.220 beats, meditation, and experimenting with DMT.

01:27:29.000 This guy fucking really went down the rabbit hole.

01:27:32.160 Well, this is what, this is that video that you sent me the other day with, uh, the pink

01:27:35.600 juice and like the fucking headphones. 0.98

01:27:38.220 This is all the same stuff.

01:27:39.060 I mean, I've been talking about the Gates program a little bit and it's, it's definitely,

01:27:42.840 it's part of it.

01:27:44.280 That video that I posted, uh, was really interesting.

01:27:47.160 The guy that was, I guess the star of the show, the star of the podcast, when he's learning

01:27:51.460 about the Gates program, he's freaking out because he's like, I went through all this

01:27:55.420 shit and he has an obsession with aliens, which was, I loved it.

01:27:59.380 At the end, she said, it seems like the purpose is to get these children in contact with aliens.

01:28:04.120 And I went, that's enough.

01:28:06.280 You did it.

01:28:06.860 You did it.

01:28:07.380 Fuck.

01:28:07.640 Yeah.

01:28:07.940 You did.

01:28:08.240 It's funny to watch like those, those, all those people were kind of retarded, just fumbling. 1.00

01:28:12.040 They were all retarded, but, but I like her because even though she didn't have the information, 0.98

01:28:16.400 she came to a conclusion that's so she's standing right next to the truth and she kind of quite

01:28:23.120 doesn't, doesn't quite know it, but awesome effort, uh, uh, good information and your brain

01:28:29.500 works well.

01:28:30.140 And I bet you, if I gave that chick the rest of this information, she'd probably come to 1.00

01:28:34.280 the same conclusion.

01:28:35.140 Yeah.

01:28:35.340 She'd run with it.

01:28:36.420 Yeah.

01:28:36.600 She'd run with it.

01:28:37.180 Okay.

01:28:37.440 So early on, what I experienced only egged on my pursuit.

01:28:40.400 The first time was much more vivid dreams and longer dream experiences.

01:28:44.200 Later, during the trip or during a trip with my brother, where we both tried the beats

01:28:49.760 at a certain frequency ended with a week long in feeling.

01:28:56.200 Oh, oh, ended with a week long shared dream experience.

01:29:00.000 I think that's what he's saying.

01:29:00.780 So they're, they're constantly for a week having shared dream experiences.

01:29:04.340 Uh, we both woke up after one night talking about a crazy dream.

01:29:07.640 We had turning out that it was the same dream shared between us.

01:29:13.220 Fuck.

01:29:13.620 Um, where the events and things that happened in the dream matched.

01:29:19.000 The dream was mundane.

01:29:20.500 Simply the vacation that we were on, uh, day one of where we had the experience of a full

01:29:26.040 week of vacation in the dream.

01:29:27.360 Oh, okay.

01:29:27.700 Okay.

01:29:27.860 So they shared a dream and it was a week long in the dream.

01:29:31.380 Whoa.

01:29:31.860 I really want to talk to this guy.

01:29:33.380 I really want to, uh, get pastor Ben on.

01:29:35.500 This is interesting.

01:29:36.800 Um, the experience caused my brother to refuse to use them again, but for me, it only fueled

01:29:41.560 my pursuit of lucid dreaming.

01:29:43.060 After a few weeks, after the shared dream experience, I was doing my meditation and using

01:29:48.140 those tones before bed.

01:29:49.780 This is what triggered a UFO abduction.

01:29:52.700 Yeah, Ben, you gotta come on the show.

01:29:54.640 You gotta come on the show, dog.

01:29:56.380 And also thank you for sending this because it literally stopped me from doing this.

01:30:01.280 You stopped David from getting abducted again, probably.

01:30:03.740 Again.

01:30:04.140 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:30:04.580 Uh, uh, triggered a UFO abduction complete with all the supposed events around it all

01:30:10.180 because of this sound technology.

01:30:11.820 So this dude is using fucking frequency and it's resulting in an abduction experience that

01:30:17.660 checks all the boxes.

01:30:18.500 He's talking about like all the supposed events around it.

01:30:21.000 I think he means like all of the patterns that people talk about from one experience

01:30:24.600 to the next that all connect.

01:30:26.220 Uh, it started with an intense vibration, light coming into the window and being lifted off

01:30:32.820 the bed, being surrounded by malevolent entities, stereotypical grays. 1.00

01:30:37.620 This is par for the course.

01:30:39.780 Intense vibration, light coming through the window, fucking, you know, this, uh, the being

01:30:43.460 surrounded by entities.

01:30:44.460 Yeah, this is, um, complete with all the supposed events surrounding it.

01:30:48.980 That's, that's a spot on.

01:30:50.200 It was in this moment that what I had learned in Sunday school took hold.

01:30:54.980 I said, Jesus helped me.

01:30:57.340 And what followed was an audible voice saying, I said, no, I was thrown to the bed so hard.

01:31:05.440 I bounced off and hit the floor.

01:31:08.600 Damn, dude.

01:31:10.620 It was the only time I've ever had anything like this happen.

01:31:15.420 Abduction and or sleep paralysis.

01:31:17.120 It was at this point that I convinced myself abductions were a brain phenomenon and that

01:31:22.820 the faith of childhood had been instilled, causing it to end.

01:31:26.900 At this point, I saw rational science answers.

01:31:29.940 How lost?

01:31:30.520 Yes.

01:31:30.840 Sounds like, uh, um, Timothy Alvarino, huh?

01:31:34.160 Yeah, yeah.

01:31:35.060 Well, I mean, I had a similar thing happen where I tried to rationalize my experience that

01:31:38.820 included sleep paralysis, inexplicably bright white light, and, uh, and a shadow person in

01:31:44.300 the room with me.

01:31:44.920 I tried to rationalize that as like, I am learning about these things.

01:31:49.280 So psychologically speaking, it makes sense that I would then dream about them.

01:31:53.380 And I, I told myself that for a good while.

01:31:55.440 And, and it wasn't until I found that the patterns were not unique to the individual.

01:32:02.100 In other words, you're not projecting your life experience onto this hallucinatory background

01:32:07.180 that you're experiencing while you're in paralysis because motherfuckers in Japan are 1.00

01:32:12.080 experiencing the same entities.

01:32:14.200 If you doubt that there is a PlayStation one game where a man in Japan tried to make a

01:32:19.400 different experience than a linear video game with objectives to complete.

01:32:23.120 Instead, he made a video game about his dreams.

01:32:26.180 And in one of those dreams, you're standing directly in front of the most classic, uh, you know,

01:32:32.500 uh, 3D PlayStation image of the hat man that you'll ever see.

01:32:36.460 So motherfuckers in Japan are having the same experience. 1.00

01:32:39.700 It doesn't matter where you are.

01:32:40.820 It doesn't matter your lived experience.

01:32:42.280 You are seeing something that fits the pattern of people that you are very different from.

01:32:46.460 Um, okay.

01:32:48.520 Boom, boom, boom.

01:32:49.180 So, uh, it started with an intense vibration.

01:32:53.800 Oh, no, I'm sorry.

01:32:54.460 I just read that.

01:32:55.500 Uh, I threw that tech away and swore never to touch it.

01:32:59.480 It lingered though.

01:33:00.860 So in those days I searched and researched, I found alarming things in the UFO community.

01:33:06.200 Others that the name of Christ ended theirs.

01:33:09.360 Yes.

01:33:09.600 Uh, further, I found people claiming to summon those things through meditation, Chris Bloodsoe

01:33:16.320 and more.

01:33:16.980 That's a familiar name, but I don't know.

01:33:18.220 Chris Bloodsoe, yeah.

01:33:19.140 He's the guy that, uh, calls these things down.

01:33:21.840 He thinks that they're angels.

01:33:23.580 Oh, right, right, right.

01:33:24.680 He's a father that does the same shit too, right?

01:33:27.000 Just fucking fallen angels, dog.

01:33:28.940 Um, all right.

01:33:30.760 Uh, so I found people claiming to summon these things through meditation like I had, but no

01:33:36.340 one had spoken of the binaural tech I used.

01:33:38.740 So I said and told no one, I said and told no one the frequency range I know to this

01:33:45.160 day and had never told anyone what exactly it was.

01:33:49.840 I would be interested in knowing what that is, but let me tell you something.

01:33:53.200 Uh, I'm not sharing it with anybody because the last thing I need is for anybody who's 1.00

01:33:57.140 listening to this show to go and fucking adjust some frequency range and then all of 0.93

01:34:01.060 a sudden have these things happen to them.

01:34:02.280 But I would like to know for research purposes, I certainly won't be engaging in it, but I

01:34:06.520 wonder if there's anything hidden within those numbers or if they apply to a bigger picture

01:34:10.820 in any way, shape, or form.

01:34:12.200 That's what I wonder about the Rife machine as well.

01:34:14.980 Yeah.

01:34:15.540 Well, we have a, we have Rife machines.

01:34:17.200 We fucking find this frequency and tune our Rife machines to it and then have a really

01:34:21.380 bad fucking time. 0.93

01:34:22.760 That's what, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

01:34:23.660 Like, cause there's frequencies for everything.

01:34:25.580 And it's like, well, if you're accidentally on certain one, I don't know.

01:34:30.500 We also got a call Rife.

01:34:31.400 I don't know if that guy, Steven's still alive.

01:34:33.080 Hopefully he is.

01:34:34.860 Steven.

01:34:36.140 Uh, uh, okay.

01:34:37.500 Boom, boom, boom.

01:34:38.240 Uh, never told anybody what the frequency range is.

01:34:40.360 Fast forward to 12 years ago.

01:34:41.560 I get saved and find Christ.

01:34:43.760 Uh, see previous email for another miraculous and supernatural event.

01:34:47.100 I would, but I don't even know what order these are coming in anymore.

01:34:49.560 Uh, I don't know what's going on.

01:34:51.360 It's probably better if you just talk to us.

01:34:53.060 Just talk to us.

01:34:53.940 Yeah.

01:34:54.060 Don't talk to us about chronological order.

01:34:55.720 Just talk to us.

01:34:56.500 Uh, and I see all the things I played with in my secular searching days come to the forefront

01:35:00.720 through podcasts like yours and other whistleblowers in pop culture.

01:35:05.120 I find myself still researching all the occult and science information I used to, but this

01:35:10.840 time in Christ Jesus, I see practices rise trends.

01:35:14.700 I dabbled with and more this time with Christ spirit in me now with the aim of the gospel to

01:35:21.440 shine the light on the darkness.

01:35:22.400 Yeah.

01:35:22.800 I, and I, I think it's that thing that's like as wise as serpents, but as gentle as

01:35:27.420 doves.

01:35:28.480 Um, is that the, the line?

01:35:32.180 Uh, I don't know if it's gentle.

01:35:34.020 Why is this serpents and something as, as doves?

01:35:36.220 Um, but I think that's it.

01:35:37.420 It's like, there's no harm in understanding these things.

01:35:39.260 The harm is when you start, uh, um, trying to do them yourself.

01:35:44.440 And the other thing is leaning on your understanding.

01:35:47.080 Like just cause you think you have an understanding of these things to then go, that's my, my anchor

01:35:52.240 point for everything.

01:35:53.020 It's like probably not a good idea.

01:35:54.700 Even your own understanding should be subjected to, uh, being tossed the fuck in the trash and,

01:35:59.860 and reassessed.

01:36:00.760 Um, all right.

01:36:02.820 So not lean not onto your own understanding.

01:36:05.280 Yes, yes, yes.

01:36:06.020 We're almost done with this.

01:36:07.340 Um, where am I?

01:36:08.520 Fast forward to 12 years ago.

01:36:09.660 We did that.

01:36:10.340 Uh, in this research post Christ, I found more experiencers that would channel these demonic

01:36:16.520 things and summon them to appear on command lights in the sky, right, right, right, right.

01:36:22.860 Um, one alarming case is Chris blood.

01:36:25.360 So his tail is one of contact summoning beings of light and then giving him a new spirituality.

01:36:32.420 Uh, his story was made into a movie UFO of God.

01:36:38.480 The extraordinary true story of Chris blood.

01:36:41.400 So maybe I'll watch that to be made into another, especially with all the UAP whistleblower things

01:36:48.380 going on in the news.

01:36:49.400 It seems Hollywood wants to capitalize on this story.

01:36:52.600 This is a very important testimony, uh, for everything that we talk about.

01:36:59.300 I really hope that people hear this and they keep it in mind.

01:37:02.420 Um, it kind of informs the future of, of a lot of these things we're going to continue

01:37:06.720 to discover and continue to have conversations about.

01:37:09.500 Uh, but this should be something that we keep in the back of our minds.

01:37:13.120 Uh, I fast forward to this year.

01:37:15.320 I've been a past, a pastor for since 2014 and UAP, Steven Greer, disgusting.

01:37:21.740 David Grush, uh, are in the news talking on pods daily and even being on conservative

01:37:27.700 shows like Tucker and more talking about these things.

01:37:30.240 Of course, with my past, this makes me pay attention more so with his Holy spirit in

01:37:36.020 me and the old cavalry chapel guard of people like, uh, Chuck Misler under my belt.

01:37:40.940 And now several years of listening to podcasts and other theological sources like Michael

01:37:45.760 Heiser in it is at this point.

01:37:48.840 I find out that the Monroe Institute project stargate men who stare at goats, recent Sean

01:37:55.260 Ryan show interview offers remote viewing classes, astral projection, and they use binaural

01:38:01.720 tones to accomplish it in their training.

01:38:03.780 Yes, this is true.

01:38:05.300 Uh, he says this set alarm bells off in my discernment.

01:38:08.740 It didn't set alarm bells in my discernment because I didn't know until you pastor Ben, uh,

01:38:15.440 articulated so, so, uh, gracefully that these things beget these experiences.

01:38:20.980 Uh, if I had that information, I would have also see it.

01:38:23.920 So I see exactly what he's talking about.

01:38:25.800 The gateway drug to these things.

01:38:27.340 Although, uh, so Dan Duvall was on with Merkel and he was talking about these, uh, alternate

01:38:33.360 realms that binaural tones and, uh, you know, project stargate, these, these kinds of techniques

01:38:39.440 will bring you to, and he's, he makes the argument that, uh, maybe we're not supposed to

01:38:45.440 this is, this is for another conversation.

01:38:46.960 And, uh, I wonder what pastor Ben would think about it, but maybe we're not supposed to

01:38:52.080 ignore it and hit it with the stick and not go there.

01:38:55.340 He's, he thinks that we should be going to these, these realms, but using the power of

01:39:00.100 Jesus Christ and claiming it.

01:39:02.000 And he has a point because the gangster is fuck is gangster, but these guys are out there.

01:39:07.000 They're there operating in the astral and, uh, well, like using the second heaven or whatever

01:39:12.200 to just wreak havoc on God's people. 0.97

01:39:16.140 And I think that, you know, I mean, we're fighting there and kick him in the fuck in

01:39:19.720 the dick. 0.78

01:39:20.320 I do because what's happening is like, like, like we're saying here is like, I'd rather

01:39:24.660 you not touch me because, uh, if you do put something on me, then I have to play defense

01:39:29.140 and it's just annoying.

01:39:30.320 Like, yeah, well then when do you stop playing defense?

01:39:32.780 Like if you're, if you're fighting somebody, if you're, if you're fighting me and, or we're

01:39:38.060 sparring or whatever, and all I'm doing is like backing up and using movement, you're

01:39:41.760 going to become very bold and you're going to start stepping forward and throwing some

01:39:44.880 like very dangerous shit at me. 0.85

01:39:46.800 I have to, I have to hit you back or at least give you the feeling that I'm going to hit

01:39:51.660 you back.

01:39:52.400 So that way counter in a meaningful way, or you go on the offensive because defense just

01:39:56.980 backpedaling and fucking, you know, not answering is not the way. 0.94

01:40:00.400 Yeah, but exactly.

01:40:01.600 What we're doing is like backpedaling a lot of counter striking.

01:40:04.180 I mean, like maybe like a jab just to like, stop, stop, stop backpedal movement.

01:40:07.660 Let's go then, dude.

01:40:08.520 If you want to go to the fucking, the second heaven, dude.

01:40:10.340 I don't want to do it.

01:40:11.460 If you want to do that, just let me know and I'll fucking, we'll do it, dude.

01:40:15.740 We'll go there, we'll figure it out.

01:40:18.020 We'll fucking, I'm just saying.

01:40:19.940 Pastor Ben, please, words of, of, of guidance.

01:40:23.000 Yes, please.

01:40:23.620 We don't know what we're doing, but I mean, there might be something to that where it's

01:40:26.580 like, Hey, listen, we like you, we have, uh, what's the word we we've given this, we've

01:40:32.100 given that realm over.

01:40:33.100 We kind of like given that up and like say, you guys, I don't want anything to do with

01:40:36.800 it.

01:40:36.940 And now these people that have, uh, you know, malevolent tendencies have taken it over and

01:40:41.700 they're using very powerful tactics to do something that can be undone in this realm with just the

01:40:47.720 word of Jesus Christ in most cases.

01:40:49.280 So it's like, imagine if you do go over there and you felt like being like, no, this is mine

01:40:53.000 now.

01:40:53.740 And we're, we're familiar with the rules here.

01:40:56.560 Uh, so now you got to get the fuck out.

01:40:58.420 I like it.

01:40:59.020 I like fucking, we'll go to their house.

01:41:01.620 We'll grind our muddy boots on their couch.

01:41:03.720 Honestly, maybe that's a Nephilim death squad right there. 0.82

01:41:06.340 Everybody's like, all right, meet in the astral in 20 minutes.

01:41:08.500 We'll be late.

01:41:08.940 That's it.

01:41:09.420 But you guys get there.

01:41:10.620 Look, look, look, I, you know, me, I'm always like one foot in one foot out.

01:41:15.560 I'm like, should I do this?

01:41:16.440 And then I look at something and it's like, you probably shouldn't do that.

01:41:18.280 I'm like, okay, okay.

01:41:19.740 Okay.

01:41:20.060 But I'm going to keep asking.

01:41:21.720 I, every once in a while, something's going to get in my head and I'm going to go, are we

01:41:25.500 sure we shouldn't be there?

01:41:27.140 Like, is that, is that definitely like, we're not supposed to be there.

01:41:29.520 We're not supposed to do these things because it just feels like, it feels like a, I don't

01:41:33.580 know, like a function that you can do yourself.

01:41:38.060 I don't know.

01:41:38.720 I don't know.

01:41:39.300 This seems, see what I, here's, here's the thing.

01:41:40.840 This seems like an extraordinarily bad idea.

01:41:43.020 This is like running in, like, we're all going to be having fun and LARPing and go in there

01:41:46.840 and get murdered. 0.87

01:41:47.980 If you, if people do this stuff, like that guy, Dan Duvall is talking about doing this,

01:41:51.480 like they're doing this, not just responsibly, but these guys are prepared and they're going

01:41:55.860 in there with the correct tools to do what they have to do.

01:41:59.340 I'm just, imagine an entire party raid, like we're getting 37 homies right now. 1.00

01:42:04.800 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

01:42:05.940 But instead of going into the woods, like I, you know, Merkel does his, his documentaries

01:42:10.380 and he goes into the woods and he looks for things and they don't find those things.

01:42:13.340 And it's because they don't exist like in the woods, technically speaking, they exist

01:42:17.760 in a realm that bleeds over into our realm.

01:42:21.000 And maybe there's something about the woods that facilitates that, that bleeding over.

01:42:25.000 But, uh, you know, let's, let's fucking do it, dude.

01:42:27.640 I think if you do it, if I'm, I'm one of those guys where I'm like, if the homies are down,

01:42:31.580 then, then I'm fucking about it. 0.76

01:42:33.220 If we need a, you need to team one awake and team two asleep to, and we already know how

01:42:38.720 to defend against them, right?

01:42:39.880 It's scripture.

01:42:40.400 It's the word of God.

01:42:41.320 It's, it's proclaiming the authority over these, uh, scorpions and serpents, uh, in the

01:42:46.480 name of Jesus Christ.

01:42:47.240 You know, like we know what to do about it.

01:42:51.660 Calling faggots. 1.00

01:42:52.560 Fuck you.

01:42:53.020 There goes.

01:42:53.280 Pastor Ben, talk us off this cliff.

01:42:55.020 Uh, let us know.

01:42:55.660 Continue, David.

01:42:56.320 Continue.

01:42:56.640 Where the hell were you?

01:42:57.160 Okay.

01:42:57.420 So, um, he finds out about the Monroe Institute.

01:43:01.580 Uh, okay.

01:43:03.480 Yeah.

01:43:03.700 So further, this is alarming.

01:43:04.840 Steven Greer, the man behind the UAP hearing in Congress, the one making the rounds about

01:43:10.160 the aliens has, and is pushing a phone application.

01:43:13.120 It's called the CE5 contact app.

01:43:15.180 Yeah.

01:43:15.260 Like that's fucking, you, you know, top, you joke about the, uh, Ouija board app.

01:43:20.460 Like this is fucking way, way beyond the Ouija board app.

01:43:23.660 It's, it's, uh, it should be illegal.

01:43:26.880 Like, you know, libertarians would be like, Oh, you guys want to use the state should be

01:43:30.780 illegal.

01:43:31.200 You can't do that.

01:43:31.840 If you're in the fucking UAP community and you're a big alien enjoyer, uh, and you think

01:43:36.800 these are our benign space brothers, don't you still like have any discernment about you

01:43:40.820 where you go?

01:43:41.520 Yeah, I'm not going to use an app made by a guy that looks like an albino donkey Kong. 0.99

01:43:47.320 There's no way that a man with that much real estate on his upper lip will ever make

01:43:51.920 an app that I will engage with.

01:43:53.840 Like that's got the cat face shit going on.

01:43:55.600 That's like, he's a horrifying looking motherfucker.

01:43:58.080 Hate that guy.

01:43:58.880 I hate looking at him.

01:44:00.340 Don't like his face.

01:44:01.220 Fucking disgusting.

01:44:02.780 All right.

01:44:03.180 Um, so, so he makes the C five contact app.

01:44:07.020 It's an application for Apple and Android making UFO contact recordings, documenting and tracking

01:44:11.740 fucking wild.

01:44:13.000 More so.

01:44:14.080 It has binaural meditation tones in the app to help summon these UAPs.

01:44:19.760 Dude, I'm telling you, like, I wish you knew how that happened to me.

01:44:24.340 Like I'm sitting here and I'm, I'm trying to like ask God humbly, you know, I'm not so

01:44:30.320 sure this isn't something that we should do.

01:44:33.460 And how do I do it?

01:44:36.100 If it isn't something I should do, give me a sign.

01:44:38.960 And the first thing that pops into my head is binaural beats.

01:44:42.640 It might as well have been like binaural beats, dumbass.

01:44:44.840 And then right after that, this email comes in and I see the crazy thing.

01:44:50.600 Uh, pastor Ben, pastor Ben, um, we're going to be, we're going to be good friends.

01:44:55.520 David doesn't even, he doesn't check the email.

01:44:58.520 I check the emails.

01:45:00.180 He is like, so if you're sending DMS on, uh, I don't know, I guess on Twitter, if you,

01:45:05.080 if you D him, DM your account, you'll answer.

01:45:07.560 You're also not going to get a response.

01:45:08.900 No, I'm responding from the Nephilim desk squad, from the Patreon, from the, the emails.

01:45:14.260 And I'm also doing from top lobster.com.

01:45:16.020 He doesn't look at this shit, but this one email that comes through, he looks at, and this

01:45:20.500 is specifically for Chronicles, which we are not supposed to read.

01:45:24.220 And he reads it like a piece of shit, like the piece of shit that he is.

01:45:27.580 I literally spoiled it.

01:45:28.580 Like you're not supposed to spoil this.

01:45:29.760 We're not supposed to spoil it.

01:45:30.640 We have no clue what you guys are sending us.

01:45:32.880 And that's why most of the time these stories suck and the show sucks.

01:45:36.980 So thanks a lot.

01:45:39.240 But I read this one.

01:45:40.520 It's the truth.

01:45:40.900 It's just what happens.

01:45:41.820 You read this one.

01:45:42.340 Very interesting.

01:45:43.180 It is very interesting.

01:45:43.960 Okay.

01:45:44.280 So to my shock and alarm, it is the same frequency that I used in my seeking days that caused an

01:45:51.200 abduction experience with demons to occur.

01:45:53.760 Wow.

01:45:54.720 69, 69.

01:45:55.780 That's a frequency.

01:45:56.680 There we go.

01:45:57.280 Wow.

01:45:57.700 69, 69.

01:45:58.600 69 is in the chat.

01:45:59.540 If, if, if pastor Ben fucks hard, dude, but like, you know, doesn't, you know, his wife

01:46:04.040 and metaphysically, I'm sure it's not hard.

01:46:05.280 I'm sure it's normal.

01:46:06.480 You know, it's probably really lovely.

01:46:08.480 I'm sure it's lovely.

01:46:09.360 It's a lovely fuck.

01:46:10.100 It's modern witchcraft using technology in a cell phone app to summon UAPs being marketed to all by a man who looks like an albino gorilla.

01:46:21.940 No, he says by a man who has national attention right now.

01:46:25.680 Yeah.

01:46:26.020 CE5 app, CE5 app, binaural tones, and Dr. Stephen Greer are encouraging people to summon demons thinking it's aliens.

01:46:33.600 All right, real quick.

01:46:34.500 So the, all right, so it's being marketed to all by a man who has national attention right now.

01:46:41.180 For some reason, I just got the other day, uh, and I think it, it contributed to like my response to you about the whole, uh, hail Hitler thing.

01:46:52.220 The idea that you had.

01:46:53.700 Oh, right, right, right, right.

01:46:55.220 I often like, you made you very scared.

01:46:56.760 Yeah.

01:46:57.220 Yeah.

01:46:57.540 And this is why, this is why, and it's, it's uncharacteristic of me, but I just, I get the feeling of things that are like going to, going to happen sometimes.

01:47:07.060 Like, I don't know exactly what's going to happen, but I'm like, ah, you could feel it.

01:47:10.480 I'm like, oh, okay.

01:47:11.400 Yeah.

01:47:11.620 So what I'm feeling is like, all right, what we're doing here, especially with the, uh, specifically with the Bohemian Grove, I'm like, that's going to push this into a weird spot that I don't know.

01:47:21.260 I can't predict what it'll look like, but it feels like maybe not the national spotlight, but like a very big spotlight.

01:47:28.280 And then in my head, I'm thinking like, damn, it's not, not, am I ready to, to talk on that level?

01:47:35.420 Cause I don't like, it does, that doesn't affect me.

01:47:37.680 Like the size, what, uh, what I'm thinking about is like, is you, I have to be like very careful, specific with what I'm saying at that level, because I, these guys are on this level talking and.

01:47:51.260 There are people that will be pushed to the top to combat them eventually.

01:47:57.360 And I don't know if it's us, but it sure feels like that.

01:48:00.140 So when I'm, when I'm thinking about that, I'm like, fuck, number one, do I even want this?

01:48:05.860 Uh, I didn't really ask for that.

01:48:07.540 I just kind of want to do a racist podcast.

01:48:09.420 Well, let me tell you something.

01:48:10.600 If we have the opportunity to push back against this thing that I believe is very real and we can do it in a meaningful way.

01:48:15.900 Give me that shit all fucking day.

01:48:18.100 Here's the thing.

01:48:18.760 I'll do that all day.

01:48:19.500 I've been, this is what I set out to do.

01:48:21.520 But then as you get to a point where you're like, oh damn, you're about to do that.

01:48:25.040 I'm like, whoa.

01:48:26.380 Then, then I start to go, dude, do I really, did I really want to do this?

01:48:30.540 Um, but I was, well, again, listening to Merkel and as much as he hates us, what he said was right.

01:48:37.280 Like, uh, about whatever's being called, it was like, like if you're, if you're not obeying the order, like imagine how gay you sound and he didn't use these words, but he should have used it. 0.97

01:48:47.100 You sound like a faggot. 1.00

01:48:48.240 Like if God's like, he's like, you're going to go do that.

01:48:51.280 You know, they were talking about like past life regression in a sort of way, but not necessarily in that, that, uh, verbiage.

01:48:58.980 It was more like, uh, uh, pre-edemic, the pre-edemic nature of your soul.

01:49:04.100 Yeah.

01:49:04.300 Yeah.

01:49:04.500 I honestly, I was listening to that and I was like, what am I, I don't know.

01:49:09.040 It's like on other people's shows, I'm more scrutinizing than the conversations we have.

01:49:13.080 And, and I heard that and I'm like, all right, man, like I'll go with you.

01:49:16.040 I'm lit, but I'm fucking on the edge right now.

01:49:18.000 Well, listen to, I mean, I, I think there's a point, like, you know, the, the scripture says that I knew you before you in your mother's womb and people are made up of body.

01:49:26.440 This is this shit, your spirit and your soul.

01:49:29.080 These are different things.

01:49:30.020 So your soul is crafted by God.

01:49:32.480 And then when you're like, when you're out doing something and there are attacks on you or things that are like, you have to stop you from doing some stuff.

01:49:40.480 It's because, and I do believe is, I always thought about this, but like, there must be a roadmap in your life of like predictability.

01:49:47.160 Like God doesn't know exactly what he could know, but he doesn't know exactly what you're going to do.

01:49:51.340 Cause he's just like, let's it go.

01:49:52.660 But he's designed you in such a way where it's like, this person has these attributes that they can do this thing if they're going.

01:49:59.020 And other things see that as well.

01:50:00.820 So there's like this predisposed nature about you.

01:50:04.840 And that's probably, uh, that's probably affected by, you know, your ancestors, the things like whatever's passed down in your bloodline.

01:50:12.160 So like, not that we have like a pre-life necessarily, like, like we've lived before in the flesh.

01:50:17.180 I don't think so.

01:50:17.720 I think that we have this, uh, certain set of attributes that when combined and then manifested into a body, they will do certain things.

01:50:26.720 And there's probably a science to it.

01:50:28.500 There's probably a mathematics to it that anyone that's in the spirit realm could look at and go, oh yeah, that's trouble for us.

01:50:34.600 Or, oh yeah, that's good for us.

01:50:36.280 You know what I mean?

01:50:36.720 Like this guy has the characteristics to do this thing.

01:50:39.200 So we have to co-opt, we have to disable, we have to dismantle.

01:50:43.080 And it even gets you thinking about Jesus.

01:50:44.660 Like Jesus was this same thing.

01:50:47.660 He's this, uh, entity.

01:50:49.560 So there's like, you know, the idea of the Trinity or the three in one, the son of God, that's always there.

01:50:54.480 He's in the old, in the old Testament all throughout.

01:50:57.200 And then he's put into a body.

01:51:00.380 How long into that body does Jesus know he's Jesus?

01:51:03.780 You know what I mean?

01:51:04.160 It's like, there's like, these are crazy questions because he has to go and learn.

01:51:07.640 He goes to Egypt.

01:51:08.480 He learns, he he's studying in the, in the temple.

01:51:10.920 He's learning for 30 years before he's, he comes forward.

01:51:14.660 And then he still doesn't even come forward until, I don't know, a couple of years into the ministry.

01:51:19.860 Cause he, it's not the time yet.

01:51:21.100 If he comes forward too soon, they're going to kill him too soon.

01:51:24.040 And it's not going to, he's not going to have done the work.

01:51:26.660 So it's like, yeah, when you, when you're put from that soul into this body, how much time is learning what you're actually doing?

01:51:33.980 How much time is figuring out like what this soul is?

01:51:37.920 How does it connect to my body?

01:51:39.060 Like when you, even when you talk about the autistic kids who are vibrating on a different frequency from their body, their soul is like, it's, it's complex.

01:51:46.060 It's very complex.

01:51:46.840 Something that I've been thinking about.

01:51:47.520 I think there is something to that though.

01:51:49.120 Like I knew you before I formed you in your mother's womb or however the line goes, because there was certain, like I have attributes that have never left me.

01:51:56.720 And obsessions that have never left me that have been there since like way too young, way too young.

01:52:01.740 And, and I jokingly said that the aliens put them there in the same way, like they did to fringe where it's like, you're, you're worried about some coming calamity.

01:52:09.860 Like I was, to use a line from like the Marvel movies, I was a child burdened with like glorious purpose.

01:52:17.980 Like I fucking thought for whatever reason, and like, that wasn't the case.

01:52:21.840 I ended up eating dumpster, you know, donuts and shit like that.

01:52:24.700 Um, having sex with a couple of fat women. 1.00

01:52:27.140 Uh, so definitely not the case.

01:52:29.420 Yeah.

01:52:29.980 The thin lips, the mustache thing.

01:52:31.520 So, um, but when I was a child, I had that, like, I felt like there was, I felt like I had a whole ass shit before I ever came here.

01:52:39.660 Like I was and am now, but you know what I mean?

01:52:43.280 Like I, I never didn't exist is how I always felt as a child.

01:52:46.520 Like I felt like I was just now here, but I never didn't exist.

01:52:49.980 I was just somewhere else.

01:52:50.840 I didn't have ideas about what that other place was, but I also had this like mission driven thing that never left me.

01:52:58.260 And in fact, kind of fucked up my life in a lot of ways, because no matter what I did, I felt like it wasn't the thing.

01:53:05.500 It just wasn't the thing.

01:53:06.940 I have a thing I'm supposed to do 23, 24, maybe 25 fucking jobs throughout my life.

01:53:13.140 I'm 34 years old and every single one of them was not the thing.

01:53:16.760 This is the only thing that's ever felt like it.

01:53:18.280 This is the thing as far as I'm concerned, but I had that since childhood.

01:53:22.140 So that meant that school, even school wasn't the thing.

01:53:24.980 I'm not doing what I'm supposed to do was my whole fucking childhood.

01:53:29.060 So I think there is something to it.

01:53:30.260 I think we're all like preloaded with a thing, and the only thing that happens is maybe the education system gets in the way.

01:53:37.100 When I was a kid, I had a dream at six years old that I climbed a ladder into the sky, and my dad was at the bottom of the ladder crying.

01:53:43.160 When I climbed, when I was climbing up the ladder, I had like a shimmery golden glow.

01:53:47.140 And I eventually, I don't know if it was the same dream or another dream, but I do remember coming back down the ladder eventually.

01:53:53.340 And I was not shiny anymore.

01:53:55.400 I had removed the glow.

01:53:56.500 You know what?

01:53:56.940 I rationalized that at six years old.

01:54:00.920 I, at six years old, thought the glow was a thing that was killed by school.

01:54:07.620 It is.

01:54:08.980 But that's what I knew at six years old was that the glow, and I guess I didn't know shit.

01:54:14.000 I was, you know, something is telling me something.

01:54:15.600 I don't know what it was, but, and then later on, I'm like, oh, that's fucking Jacob's ladder.

01:54:20.800 Like, I'm having a dream about Jacob's ladder.

01:54:22.360 Like, what the fuck are you talking?

01:54:24.220 We're preloaded, baby.

01:54:25.580 We show up here with some shit in us already, and I don't think I'm unique.

01:54:29.500 I think everybody has that.

01:54:30.760 I think the only thing that makes me unique was, like, I had this tenacity to not let go of it.

01:54:34.980 Even if it was fucking up my life, even if I couldn't hold a job, I wouldn't let go of it until I got to this point.

01:54:41.660 So, I think we are.

01:54:44.260 I don't know if it's memories.

01:54:45.600 I don't know if we've had experiences before this.

01:54:47.700 I agree with you.

01:54:48.720 I don't think it's in the physical.

01:54:49.560 Maybe there is, like, a spiritual aspect that we exist in, and we do have meaningful experiences, and maybe we're even preloaded with, you got a job to do, bitch, and when you get there, this is what your job is going to be. 1.00

01:55:02.280 Because I've always felt that.

01:55:03.580 Always felt that.

01:55:04.280 My whole life.

01:55:04.760 Yeah, but they could, you know, there's a lot of paths.

01:55:08.220 There's a lot of different ways you can go.

01:55:10.560 You could even get fucking killed, you know?

01:55:13.480 You can kill yourself in certain ways.

01:55:15.580 I think killing yourself in a lot of ways is not doing that thing, you know?

01:55:22.320 Yeah.

01:55:22.780 Well, that's the goal, right?

01:55:23.840 It's, like, you have a thing you got to do, and these things press you to kill yourself.

01:55:27.600 Do anything else.

01:55:28.140 Or just anything else but that thing, you know?

01:55:30.340 Yeah, it's very much the same way where it's, like, worship anything else but God, you know, where they're, like, they're cool with you venerating Star Wars.

01:55:37.820 It's just as long as it's not going to God, that's fine.

01:55:41.160 It's very much the same thing.

01:55:42.020 It's, like, you can do anything else.

01:55:43.140 Just don't do that thing that you were put here to do.

01:55:45.480 Apparently, I was put here to do racist podcast.

01:55:48.840 Maybe we're put here to do something else and just are distracted by racist podcasting.

01:55:53.560 Oh, I think that's God's good.

01:55:54.740 I think God's, like, fuck, man.

01:55:56.640 He did the racist thing.

01:55:57.820 There was, like, all these things he could have done.

01:55:59.900 They did a ukulele cover?

01:56:01.580 He did a fucking ukulele cover?

01:56:03.000 Are you kidding me?

01:56:03.520 Ukulele cover.

01:56:04.260 Damn it, dude.

01:56:04.900 There's, like, a couple of things that God has on a list, like, real red flags.

01:56:09.180 Like, this is what he's going to do.

01:56:10.440 Now shall not take any gods before me.

01:56:12.860 No ukulele covers.

01:56:14.300 No ukulele covers.

01:56:15.540 Yeah, there's probably a lot of things that we've done that God's, like, damn it, dude.

01:56:21.200 I'm sure it's constant.

01:56:22.420 All right, let's wrap this up.

01:56:24.120 Pastor Ben says, I am grateful for a podcast like NDS and you two retards pointing a light 1.00

01:56:28.620 on the topic for what it truly is.

01:56:31.240 Keep up the good work, and I will continue to keep you guys in prayer.

01:56:34.380 Thank you, Pastor Ben.

01:56:34.520 That's why we're crushing.

01:56:35.420 We're trying to figure it out.

01:56:36.460 Thank you, Pastor Ben.

01:56:37.300 Yes, keep praying.

01:56:38.040 I would love to have Pastor Ben on the show.

01:56:39.300 Pastor Ben, please reach out to us and come on our show, Pastor Ben.

01:56:43.080 Would be nice.

01:56:44.100 I want to talk to you.

01:56:44.220 Yeah, yeah, he'll come on.

01:56:45.560 Really nice.

01:56:45.980 Maybe.

01:56:46.340 We'll see.

01:56:46.800 I'd like to do that soon.

01:56:47.560 I'd like to do that before I go on vacation.

01:56:48.840 That would be cool.

01:56:50.640 Before you go on vacation, have him on the show.

01:56:53.760 Yeah, you're going on vacation tomorrow or the next Friday.

01:56:56.460 I'm not going on vacation Friday.

01:56:56.980 I'd like to talk to him tomorrow.

01:56:58.160 Oh, wait, no, you're not going to be here tomorrow.

01:56:59.600 It's over.

01:57:00.220 It's over.

01:57:00.820 This is the last that you guys are going to see us until Monday, Tuesday.

01:57:04.020 Until Tuesday.

01:57:05.020 I'm going to be on a boat full of fat blacks. 1.00

01:57:07.460 You are going to be on a boat full of fat blacks. 1.00

01:57:09.480 I'm going to be on an island full of blacks. 1.00

01:57:10.820 Because apparently, apparently my wife likes to bring me. 1.00

01:57:14.080 What are we doing?

01:57:15.080 Why am I letting my wife be on vacation? 1.00

01:57:16.820 I spend all this time working hard on a racist podcast just to go, maybe I'll go see what

01:57:22.380 it's up.

01:57:22.800 See, I'm not racist.

01:57:23.980 We go to Black Island.

01:57:25.720 It's fine.

01:57:25.860 I'm not racist.

01:57:26.560 I go to places where black people wait on me hand and foot.

01:57:32.200 What are you talking about?

01:57:34.120 It's crazy.

01:57:35.160 I love when I go to places where the service industry is entirely black. 1.00

01:57:38.300 Guys, don't forget.

01:57:40.420 Don't forget.

01:57:41.260 We have a thing going on.

01:57:43.640 Bro, bro.

01:57:46.460 Bro, he and Grove.

01:57:47.760 Go get your tickets.

01:57:48.520 There's still tickets available.

01:57:50.340 Every day, I see a couple more sales.

01:57:52.900 Every day, we have more than a month, like a month and a half left until this is, but

01:57:57.000 it'll sell out.

01:57:58.000 We just booked.

01:57:59.020 Should I tell them what we did?

01:58:00.300 I think it's kind of fun.

01:58:01.480 Or let it be a surprise.

01:58:02.360 No, no.

01:58:02.640 I want that to be a surprise.

01:58:03.660 I want people to even, like, it'll go over a lot of people's heads.

01:58:08.360 I don't think it will.

01:58:09.220 I think people will go and they'll see what it is and they'll go, this is, I don't know

01:58:15.340 what it is.

01:58:16.080 And that's, I think, that's what I'm trying to do.

01:58:17.780 That's what I'm aiming for.

01:58:18.800 I, uh, I posted, I reposted a tweet or actually I sent it to you and it was Sam Tripoli reposting

01:58:25.060 an old bit from Owen Benjamin and saying, Owen killed this.

01:58:28.620 This is fucking hilarious.

01:58:29.620 And what that told me is the relationship will be rekindled and Broheemian Grove, nay,

01:58:38.000 Nephilim Death Squad will be the catalyst for the re-ignition of that beautiful relationship.

01:58:44.220 We are going to bring back together, uh, two of our favorite people, Sam Tripoli, Owen

01:58:49.240 Benjamin.

01:58:49.860 They had a little spat.

01:58:51.300 It was a little spat.

01:58:52.140 They got a little, you know, nasty with each other, but that doesn't have to be the end.

01:58:56.040 In fact, I think it's the beginning, the beginning of something very beautiful.

01:58:58.920 And we're going to watch that relationship bloom on the stages of Broheemian Grove.

01:59:04.020 And I couldn't be happier.

01:59:05.080 Honestly, if nothing else comes of it, except those two being homies again, fucking worth it. 1.00

01:59:11.420 Oh, worth it all the time and effort it's going to take to pull this thing off, get everybody

01:59:17.160 organized, flied out to do the whole rigmarole.

01:59:21.320 It's completely worth it.

01:59:22.620 If only mommy and daddy will make up.

01:59:25.220 That's it.

01:59:25.780 It's not, this is not actually an event as much as it is a very large scale, uh, marriage

01:59:32.040 counseling session.

01:59:32.960 We didn't cause the strife.

01:59:34.480 They say an NDS cause the strife.

01:59:35.340 No, we didn't cause the strife.

01:59:36.760 Scott, shut up, stupid.

01:59:38.000 You know what, you know what, show's over now, Scott.

01:59:44.160 Congratulations.

01:59:44.820 Thanks a lot, Scott.

01:59:45.220 You did this.

01:59:46.140 You fucking did this.

01:59:47.120 See you next week.

01:59:47.820 And they have.

02:00:17.820 Thank you.

02:00:25.640 You, you.

02:00:26.100 Thank you.

Nephilim Death Squad - June 09, 2025

021： NDS Chronicles - Fish and Game

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