Nephilim Death Squad - 022： NDS Chronicles

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00:00:20.560 We are being hypnotized by people like this.

00:00:25.100 News readers, politicians, teachers, lecturers.

00:00:31.460 We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.

00:00:39.880 The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely normal.

00:00:46.240 Oh yeah, dude. There's some Nephilim shit.

00:00:55.100 We're holding this now. I know we're talking about how they made us not to be slaves.

00:00:59.080 And everybody's just walking around.

00:01:01.200 Head in the clouds. I want to wake up to a dead in the grave.

00:01:04.340 But it's too late. We need to be ready to raise up.

00:01:07.160 Welcome to the end of day.

00:01:08.900 Everybody is slaves. Only some are aware.

00:01:11.620 That the government releasing poison in their hands.

00:01:15.200 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles.

00:01:19.180 The show where two retards read your submitted paranormal testimony.

00:01:24.320 Two retards read your retarded bullshit.

00:01:27.240 But here we go.

00:01:28.420 And expose ourselves constantly as being not so good at reading.

00:01:32.740 That's something that I've really learned.

00:01:34.220 But before we get into that, a little announcement for the live audience who is watching.

00:01:38.100 This is only a 30-minute preview.

00:01:40.380 And sometime around the 30-minute mark, give or take like 15, 20, 30 minutes.

00:01:44.320 We're going to go live exclusively to patreon.com backslash forward slash Nephilim Death Squad

00:01:49.760 where you can continue enjoying this conversation, engaging with the live chat.

00:01:54.900 Having an ad previewing experience and also seeing the episode before the general public.

00:01:58.620 Long before the general public.

00:02:00.160 You can do that all for free if you sign up for the 7-day free trial over on patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad.

00:02:05.800 It's a good place to be.

00:02:06.980 And we find that people are very happy with the system that we have.

00:02:09.900 Not the poor people.

00:02:11.320 They're very upset that they only get previews and that they get ads and things like that.

00:02:15.120 But let me tell you something.

00:02:16.300 The people over on Patreon are pumped because the boys are prolific.

00:02:20.680 Let me tell you.

00:02:21.500 So patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad.

00:02:22.660 They're upset.

00:02:22.940 Every time you call them poor, they get really mad about it.

00:02:26.160 And I've been meaning to tell you to maybe stop.

00:02:29.300 But now I think I don't really care.

00:02:31.380 Well, a lot of them are...

00:02:33.260 They find it endearing.

00:02:35.240 You know, I get messages like,

00:02:36.920 I like your show.

00:02:38.340 I like your content.

00:02:39.020 But one of my favorite things is when you call us poor, disgusting slobs.

00:02:42.040 I really enjoy that.

00:02:43.020 And I go like, yeah, that makes sense.

00:02:45.700 I could see how that would be endearing.

00:02:47.360 So I don't know.

00:02:48.240 I mean, people get upset.

00:02:49.360 But then they come over to Patreon and they've got a shit ton of episodes.

00:02:52.620 And somebody said to us the other day, they go,

00:02:55.420 I used to listen to other podcasts.

00:02:58.340 But Nephilim Death Squad creates so much content that they are the only podcast that I listen to now.

00:03:03.440 And that was kind of the plan is like,

00:03:04.840 what if we just inundate them with so much content that they simply can't break away and go view anybody else?

00:03:10.100 So a lot of people don't know what else is happening in the podcast world.

00:03:13.060 A lot of people don't watch their old favorite shows because we create a lot of content.

00:03:17.580 It's an effective retarded method, which now I am doubting if we should have done.

00:03:23.960 Like with the, so, okay, here's a little inside baseball for David's mentality.

00:03:27.840 It's exactly that, which seems to work.

00:03:29.980 And then he's like, let's do an event.

00:03:32.800 And I say, okay, let's do an event.

00:03:34.240 Then he goes, let's do five.

00:03:35.620 And I go, probably not.

00:03:37.240 Then he goes, let's travel and do it on the road like a circus.

00:03:41.620 And I go, go fuck yourself.

00:03:43.740 We're not doing that.

00:03:44.860 But honestly, there might be something to it.

00:03:47.200 Like nobody else will, there's no other events going on if we're just continually doing an event, right?

00:03:51.820 Well, that's the idea.

00:03:52.640 Yeah.

00:03:52.820 Is that we just saturate the market with subpar quality content.

00:03:57.100 But this is the Timcast model.

00:03:58.700 And I would say that at least we have something going for us at Timcast doesn't,

00:04:02.680 which is we're entertaining.

00:04:03.960 Timcast isn't entertaining.

00:04:04.920 But just by virtue of being there all the fucking time, whenever you're looking for a podcast to listen to,

00:04:10.300 he ends up getting a lot of viewership.

00:04:11.780 So you might have some favorite shows, but they only post like twice a week.

00:04:15.520 And in the meantime, when you're working at Amazon, when you're driving truck, when you're welding,

00:04:19.900 when you're doing any of these things and you want something to release you from the mundanity of everyday life,

00:04:25.860 you have Timcast to follow on.

00:04:27.520 I don't know if that's a word.

00:04:28.680 You've got to look at it.

00:04:29.200 Look, six minutes into it, I made up a fucking word.

00:04:31.580 We're back, baby.

00:04:32.700 We're back.

00:04:33.880 Mundanity.

00:04:35.500 Mundanity, look it up.

00:04:36.340 It's got to be a word.

00:04:37.120 Yeah, lacking interest or excitement, i.e. Tim Pool, it says.

00:04:40.880 That's crazy.

00:04:41.500 There you go.

00:04:42.020 How dare you?

00:04:42.560 This is Microsoft Bing.

00:04:43.540 That's very disrespectful.

00:04:45.020 Well, we stole that model from Timcast, but we just do it a little bit better.

00:04:49.760 So that's kind of a little less pan-faced, a little less gook.

00:04:52.660 Yeah.

00:04:53.180 Can we pull back the curtain a little bit and tell the people how unbelievably stressed we are?

00:04:58.020 We're very stressed out.

00:04:59.020 It's fine.

00:04:59.680 Top is incredibly stressed out.

00:05:01.380 I'm very stressed out.

00:05:02.620 We have Bohemian Grove coming up on the horizon.

00:05:06.380 Brogrove.com.

00:05:07.300 Go and get your tickets now.

00:05:08.900 Now.

00:05:09.360 And it turns out...

00:05:10.980 Ooh, there we go.

00:05:12.000 The horns.

00:05:12.840 It turns out that orchestrating a live event is very stressful.

00:05:16.860 And especially when each time we do it, we do it a little bit bigger than the time before.

00:05:22.580 This one obviously being the biggest.

00:05:24.040 This one looks great.

00:05:26.200 Sounds great on paper.

00:05:27.540 Everything is really cool.

00:05:28.500 But to pull the strings and try to get this done, which is predominantly what Top is doing,

00:05:32.680 because I don't have the skill set that he has.

00:05:35.640 And so all the art creating.

00:05:37.900 You also decided to revamp all the designs on your website.

00:05:42.140 That was unwise.

00:05:44.420 We're making a lot of bad decisions, dude.

00:05:46.700 Yeah.

00:05:49.420 Not great.

00:05:50.620 Not great.

00:05:51.260 Not great decisions.

00:05:51.780 I just moved.

00:05:53.260 So I was in the middle of a move.

00:05:54.580 I just got my studio set up this morning.

00:05:56.420 So what you see is actually in disarray.

00:05:59.240 Everything around me is in disarray.

00:06:00.580 I had to throw this up at the last second to get this episode on and popping because

00:06:03.980 there's been a lull in content.

00:06:05.780 So there's so many things that we have to do.

00:06:07.600 We just keep adding more to the table.

00:06:09.360 And we keep looking at this event and we go, what if it was bigger?

00:06:11.960 What if it was more complicated?

00:06:13.400 What if it was even crazier?

00:06:15.360 All while recruiting no help, by the way.

00:06:17.720 Yeah, we haven't got a new nest.

00:06:18.720 No blacks.

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00:06:35.200 Very nice new nest.

00:06:36.880 Less shit in the nest.

00:06:38.360 It's very adorable, actually.

00:06:40.180 I love this place here.

00:06:41.180 So I'm very happy in that way.

00:06:43.540 I don't know if you want to get straight into the content or do you want to talk about

00:06:47.740 I had some dreams.

00:06:49.440 I had an experience.

00:06:50.480 And I think that whenever I have experiences like that, I think I'm supposed to share them.

00:06:55.900 That's right.

00:06:56.460 You did have an experience.

00:06:57.620 This is how we started the morning.

00:07:00.040 David goes, he goes, had a dream.

00:07:02.840 My son had a dream.

00:07:04.100 Something about an angel.

00:07:05.820 Yeah.

00:07:06.000 And I go, David, have you made the, have you sent the fucking emails, David?

00:07:10.560 Have you spoken to the sponsors?

00:07:12.240 Have you set up the streams?

00:07:14.040 And David goes, I had a dream.

00:07:15.920 And I'm like, I'm going to fucking murder this guy because I'm up to my eyeballs.

00:07:19.620 And like, you know what you did last night?

00:07:20.900 I get a message.

00:07:21.800 He's like, can you set up the stream?

00:07:23.160 It's 1230 at night.

00:07:24.900 And then I wake up at like 730.

00:07:26.620 And I, and then 20 minutes later, he goes, did you set up the stream?

00:07:29.800 I'm like, no, I had a dream.

00:07:30.920 I got to tell you about this.

00:07:31.680 He actually didn't want to listen to the dream.

00:07:33.340 I had a dream.

00:07:34.320 So, so, so, all right, look, check this out.

00:07:36.400 This is how it goes.

00:07:37.880 Yesterday, I am sitting on the porch at night and I am, I'm listening to Tony Merkel.

00:07:42.780 And it was a recent episode, a member's episode, a really excellent one.

00:07:46.440 And I'm having a cigar and a little bit of red wine.

00:07:49.480 And I'm just enjoying the, the time alone.

00:07:52.720 I haven't had time to decompress since I've done all this, right?

00:07:54.780 So I'm sitting there, it's late.

00:07:57.200 And I'm listening to this guy.

00:07:58.540 He's got on a guy who used to be, he was recruited by one of the princes of hell.

00:08:02.240 So you know how we're always talking about this recruitment process that seems to be happening.

00:08:06.060 Martin Luther, Raven Jr.

00:08:07.080 Thank you very much.

00:08:07.800 Toad's chode.

00:08:08.700 Whoa.

00:08:09.020 Where did that come from?

00:08:10.220 Where did that come from?

00:08:11.880 Is that my neighbors?

00:08:13.400 I go in here.

00:08:14.240 What is going on?

00:08:14.640 My neighbors are very cool.

00:08:15.600 So, so I'm listening to this guy and he was recruited by one of the princes of hell as a child in one of these throne room situations that we talk quite a bit about.

00:08:25.740 And it comes up a lot on Merkel's show.

00:08:27.660 Now, this guy eventually, after living a life of debauchery and engaging in dark magic and all these different things, he comes to Christ, right?

00:08:35.820 And he realizes that there is redemption for him and he starts to be on fire for the Lord and dedicates the rest of his life to Jesus.

00:08:43.260 Do you know what I realized about these guys?

00:08:46.240 Every time they come up, they have like a weird sounding voice.

00:08:49.500 There was another ex-Satanist.

00:08:51.200 They're like, oh, he's very kind of froggy almost.

00:08:53.180 It's like the devil like takes their throat or something.

00:08:55.820 That's kind of gay.

00:08:56.920 Yeah.

00:08:57.020 He just, throat fucks you.

00:08:59.080 Well, I've known guys that are alcoholics and they get a weird voice when they get really deep into alcoholism where they start to talk like this, like it's fucking really gross.

00:09:09.120 And so it's like remnants of that.

00:09:11.280 In fact, I have a friend that, or an old friend of mine.

00:09:14.780 He was sober.

00:09:15.460 It was one voice.

00:09:16.240 And when he was drunk, it was that old man's raspy alcoholic voice.

00:09:19.600 And then it would pass away, you know, when he wasn't drunk anymore.

00:09:22.320 So, yeah, this guy sounds like that.

00:09:24.160 And he starts talking about things that the Holy Spirit had revealed to him.

00:09:27.640 One of the things, interestingly enough, is he knew that COVID was going to be a thing.

00:09:33.040 And he knew that the vaccine was going to be the real danger, right?

00:09:36.380 So that resonated with me because I didn't have the Holy Spirit tell me that.

00:09:39.460 I had Jesse Ventura tell me that, which, you know, there's a huge difference there, but same message.

00:09:43.660 So all those years ago, you know, Jesse Ventura tells me this.

00:09:48.760 New t-shirt, Jesse Ventura dresses the Holy Spirit.

00:09:51.840 Okay.

00:09:52.020 That's probably blasphemous, right?

00:09:53.560 Ask Emily.

00:09:54.400 Emily, ask your fucking Catholic church.

00:09:56.360 Yeah, they'll tell us, don't do that.

00:09:58.360 Just be Catholic.

00:09:59.440 Of course.

00:10:00.100 That's right.

00:10:00.700 That's a simple, just go to mass, right?

00:10:03.440 So, you know, that piques my interest.

00:10:06.500 I go, okay, cool.

00:10:07.160 I resonate with a guy who was ahead of the curve on that.

00:10:09.900 And then he says that the Holy Spirit also revealed to him that there was going to come a time

00:10:15.340 where the sins of our leaders were going to be exposed.

00:10:18.180 And, of course, what brings to mind immediately is Epstein and the doodly-doo, you know, all that good stuff.

00:10:23.580 And he says shortly after that, he doesn't have a time frame.

00:10:26.400 He says it could be months.

00:10:27.260 It could be like three years.

00:10:28.440 But, you know, relatively speaking, shortly after that is revealed to us, the sins of our leaders,

00:10:34.280 shit was going to pop off.

00:10:36.460 And the rapture was going to happen.

00:10:37.620 And I know a lot of people are like, no, rapture is not biblical.

00:10:39.820 I don't know.

00:10:40.200 I'm retarded.

00:10:40.640 I'm just learning things, and I'm just telling you what I hear and what I know.

00:10:44.800 Or not know, but what I hear.

00:10:45.800 Oh, hey, by the way, I'm reminding you guys.

00:10:47.780 Hi, Emily.

00:10:48.340 Yeah, shout out Emily in the chat.

00:10:49.860 Hey, Emily.

00:10:50.680 Hotels, I got more hotel rooms.

00:10:52.940 So I got a couple of rooms booked out for you guys.

00:10:56.780 You bought them.

00:10:57.940 They're available again at the link.

00:10:59.660 Check the email.

00:11:00.480 Whatever.

00:11:00.820 There you go.

00:11:01.260 See, oh, we also have four tickets to give away.

00:11:03.520 Oh, my God.

00:11:04.180 We have five tickets, don't we?

00:11:05.680 Well, I mean, we might give Clint one.

00:11:07.360 Oh, okay.

00:11:07.700 So we have four tickets at the minimum.

00:11:08.840 Four.

00:11:09.160 So keep an eye out for that.

00:11:10.000 I think we're probably going to end up doing that this week.

00:11:11.780 We have four tickets.

00:11:12.980 Yeah.

00:11:14.140 And a great new sponsor.

00:11:15.880 Let's just fucking, we'll drop the sponsor name.

00:11:19.780 Where is he at?

00:11:20.920 Here we go.

00:11:21.380 Irwin.

00:11:23.000 Chuck Irwin.

00:11:23.480 Yeah.

00:11:24.220 Chuck Irwin from Irwin Outdoors.

00:11:26.260 He's an outdoor company.

00:11:27.560 They do all kinds of like paving.

00:11:29.700 I think they do land work, yard work.

00:11:31.960 All the information will be in the description, all this stuff.

00:11:34.240 But when we do the episode with him, for him, you'll be able to check him out a little

00:11:38.380 bit more.

00:11:38.880 As a matter of fact, we have, yeah, we got his website.

00:11:40.740 We'll pull it up real quick so we could just show people really quickly.

00:11:43.820 Yeah.

00:11:43.920 This guy crushes.

00:11:44.980 Yeah.

00:11:45.140 This guy's great.

00:11:45.800 So beautiful landscaping.

00:11:47.040 Yeah.

00:11:47.240 And, and the payment.

00:11:48.380 Does he do the payment?

00:11:49.260 He did the paper work.

00:11:50.120 Beautiful paper work.

00:11:50.940 Yeah.

00:11:51.160 Great web, better website than my website.

00:11:55.160 This guy crushes.

00:11:56.020 He's out here.

00:11:56.540 He's local to Florida.

00:11:57.400 If you're local to Florida and you're looking for a landscaping company and you're looking

00:12:00.720 for somebody who fucking gets it.

00:12:02.820 This guy gets it.

00:12:03.580 This is a great guy.

00:12:04.360 So he's in Lakeland, not too far from us, but yeah, he gets it.

00:12:07.140 Do you want to hear about conspiracy?

00:12:08.620 Do you want, you want your bricks laid by somebody who knows what the fuck is going on in the world?

00:12:13.040 Hell yeah, dude.

00:12:13.720 Absolutely.

00:12:14.460 If there's anybody that I'm going to, cause I had the, the guy from Xfinity in my house

00:12:18.320 to try to fix, you know, whatever was going on with my cable box and he was Dominican.

00:12:21.540 And then that was like strike one.

00:12:22.920 And then strike two was he just talked about like his ex baby mama for the, I want a dude

00:12:27.040 that's going to come in here white, preferably and talk to me about whether or not the rapture

00:12:31.760 is biblical.

00:12:32.540 And then that's what I want.

00:12:33.700 He's a veteran.

00:12:35.120 And his shit looks like it crushes.

00:12:36.580 Look at this outdoor living creations.

00:12:38.320 That's cool.

00:12:39.120 I'm not going to lie.

00:12:39.740 I have a, a real affinity for when you, when you nail landscaping and it's beautiful.

00:12:44.720 I am at that age where I walk with my family and I go, look at that fucking grass.

00:12:48.820 That is good grass right there.

00:12:50.480 And my complex, by the way, is filled with good grass and it's lovely.

00:12:54.180 So yeah, if you guys are looking for a based landscaping company, that nigga's it.

00:12:58.180 What's his, what's his, the name of his company one more time?

00:13:01.220 Erwin Outdoors.

00:13:02.180 But we're going to be, we're going to be coming back to him in the, we're going to do

00:13:05.580 a Q and A episode, right?

00:13:07.020 Where we'll give this away or something like that.

00:13:08.400 Yeah, we're going to do a Q and A episode.

00:13:09.740 Oh, there he goes.

00:13:10.400 Shout out.

00:13:11.060 Hey, it's fucking Chuck.

00:13:12.600 There he is, baby.

00:13:13.580 With the hearts and shit.

00:13:14.720 Yo, your work is beautiful, dog.

00:13:16.040 Great website.

00:13:16.180 Chuck, get back to work.

00:13:17.200 What the fuck?

00:13:17.520 Get back to work.

00:13:18.220 I know right now.

00:13:18.860 It's the middle of the day.

00:13:19.640 This is, this looks bad.

00:13:21.220 This looks really bad for you, dude.

00:13:22.780 It's like, this does.

00:13:23.920 They were like, this guy is a great worker and he's now, he's listening to not just listening,

00:13:28.100 commenting.

00:13:28.860 Let me tell you, I walked outside today and the, the weather is beautiful.

00:13:31.980 And I said, Chuck better be fucking working hard because we had rain the other day.

00:13:35.920 And, and you know, it's, it's, you don't do landscaping in the rain.

00:13:38.340 And so I expected Chuck to be working hard.

00:13:40.420 Here he is enjoying our show.

00:13:42.140 Love you, Chuck.

00:13:42.580 Thank you very much, brother.

00:13:43.440 And we're going to do a Q and A soon.

00:13:45.400 And we're going to give those tickets away.

00:13:46.640 I don't know what the, what would you call it?

00:13:49.740 Like the, not the prerequisite, but the, the qualifier for giving these, these tickets

00:13:54.480 away is we haven't decided.

00:13:55.660 We might just give it to our favorite people, although that seems messed up, but we're going

00:13:59.500 to do something soon.

00:14:00.620 It's going to be Q and A and we're going to give some tickets away this week.

00:14:03.080 So keep an eye out for that.

00:14:03.900 Um, so like I was saying, I, I'm, I'm listening to this guy.

00:14:07.800 He's talking about the rapture is coming after the sins of our leaders are exposed.

00:14:12.200 And like I said, it brings to mind like Epstein, you know, uh, magnitude things and, you know,

00:14:18.200 crimes against children and all these horrifying things.

00:14:19.900 He says shortly after that, the rapture is going to pop off.

00:14:22.740 And so as he's talking about this and, you know, say what you will, whether the rapture is

00:14:27.180 biblical or not, I don't know.

00:14:28.200 I'm still learning a lot, but you know, this guy is, is fascinating and the things that

00:14:32.240 he's saying.

00:14:32.540 And I have this, uh, thought that is plaguing me and plaguing sounds negative, but like,

00:14:38.280 you know, ever since I was a kid, I've had apocalyptic dreams and we've talked about alien

00:14:42.080 abductee victims who are plagued with apocalyptic dreams and whether or not that is accurate

00:14:47.020 or it's a deception that's planted in their minds or something like that.

00:14:49.880 I think there's a chance that fucking that should happen to me, whatever.

00:14:53.020 This is something I've been obsessed with since childhood.

00:14:55.200 In fact, it informs all of the conspiracy stuff that I latch onto and then really puts me

00:15:00.300 in this chair doing this thing right here today.

00:15:03.020 So as I'm listening to him talk about this, I'm over and over again thinking about all

00:15:07.720 my apocalyptic or tribulation dreams.

00:15:10.860 And I've always been struck with this notion that I was meant to go through it.

00:15:15.300 And so when he's talking about the rapture, I'm thinking about over and over again, very

00:15:19.680 strange thought that I would opt to stay.

00:15:21.840 Now there's no biblical precedent for that.

00:15:23.780 Like opting to stay is not a thing that comes up in biblical text as far as I've, you know,

00:15:28.720 seen and, you know, limited in my knowledge, albeit, but I've not heard that concept.

00:15:32.220 I'm sorry, David.

00:15:33.040 I'm trying to pay attention because he's a very serious story, but these guys are just

00:15:36.360 retarded in the chat.

00:15:37.320 Are you reading it?

00:15:38.020 I know you're telling your story.

00:15:39.300 No, I can't because my camera is right over the chat.

00:15:42.500 I can't.

00:15:42.840 Should we put the chat on the screen?

00:15:44.420 Is that cool?

00:15:44.960 Oh yeah, we could do that.

00:15:46.000 Yeah, go ahead.

00:15:46.560 I think they'd like that.

00:15:47.680 Do you guys like if the chat's on screen?

00:15:49.600 Chuck got his bitch nigga shirt and his kids love it.

00:15:53.360 And then somebody else said, use promo code NDS to pay 10% more.

00:15:58.620 Yeah, that's for who gets to pay 10% more?

00:16:01.560 Will Chamberlain?

00:16:02.400 Will Chamberlain, the gays, only the gays.

00:16:05.040 So, okay.

00:16:06.340 So I'm thinking about this over and over again, how I would opt to stay.

00:16:10.300 And it's a weird thought to have.

00:16:11.540 Just think about that.

00:16:12.840 It's a weird thing for an adult man.

00:16:15.980 You know, still, I do this kind of content and shit like that, but it's just a weird

00:16:19.580 thought.

00:16:20.340 And it's not just a thought.

00:16:21.840 I'm almost not paying attention to what he's saying anymore because I'm thinking about

00:16:25.160 this so much.

00:16:26.140 And all of a sudden, I look up and a star streaks across the sky.

00:16:32.580 And I'm immediately struck with this feeling that I was meant to see that.

00:16:36.300 And then not even five seconds later, it was under 10 seconds, I know that, this guy

00:16:42.740 says, now I know this is going to sound crazy, but I'm just telling you what the Holy Spirit

00:16:47.520 told me.

00:16:48.180 And you guys could take this as a grain of salt, what the hell ever.

00:16:50.980 But he says, some of us are going to opt to stay.

00:16:56.800 So the rapture is going to happen and many Christians will go.

00:17:01.060 Other Christians will not go and they'll be like, holy crap, what happened?

00:17:05.060 But of that, some people will have opted to stay.

00:17:08.880 And the reason they opted to stay is because there's going to be part of the flock who is

00:17:13.880 basically reeling.

00:17:16.040 Now they are solidified in the idea of Jesus Christ and all of this, but it was too little

00:17:24.120 too late.

00:17:25.080 So the true believers got taken and these other people are now believers, but they're kind

00:17:30.400 of here for the ride.

00:17:31.800 And then there are some of us who choose to stay.

00:17:33.500 Now, that is a really unbelievable coincidence.

00:17:38.600 And I am struck with overwhelming emotion to the point where tears start streaming down

00:17:44.640 my face uncontrollably, very strange and hyper emotional.

00:17:49.720 And my cigar goes out and I can't smoke it anymore because for some reason, my torch lighter

00:17:56.520 also died.

00:17:57.320 It was very frustrating.

00:17:58.060 But, and the episode ends and I'm just left there with these thoughts.

00:18:01.760 I get up.

00:18:02.340 I think I know why I died.

00:18:03.560 My bad.

00:18:04.940 You were dicking around with it?

00:18:06.360 No.

00:18:06.700 Just fucking.

00:18:08.160 No, that's not true.

00:18:09.140 You weren't here.

00:18:09.600 You didn't touch that thing.

00:18:10.500 I don't know why the hell it died.

00:18:11.100 Yeah, you had it in my house.

00:18:12.240 You had it in my house the other day.

00:18:13.400 Did I?

00:18:13.800 And you were screwing around with it?

00:18:14.720 Because there's still butane coming out of it and I can see the spark, but it won't

00:18:19.680 light.

00:18:20.120 Those, those torch lighters always go to shit.

00:18:23.000 And some people are like, oh, he's smoking weed.

00:18:24.760 I wasn't smoking weed.

00:18:25.540 I'm genuinely smoking cigars.

00:18:26.880 I don't smoke weed because it's very bad for me.

00:18:29.740 And so I'm enjoying my cigar.

00:18:32.340 I stopped enjoying my cigar after that.

00:18:33.940 And I go inside.

00:18:34.940 I tell my wife and my wife basically hits me with this.

00:18:37.540 I've always known this.

00:18:40.160 And I, which is insane.

00:18:42.060 It's an insane thing.

00:18:43.480 The whole conversation that I had, when I told you through messages on DMs, I said, I

00:18:48.820 would never say this.

00:18:50.340 This is not something that I would say unless I really believed it.

00:18:53.480 And I was in a really emotional state.

00:18:56.740 So, you know, you and I talked about it.

00:18:58.360 Me and my wife talked about it.

00:18:59.860 She believes it.

00:19:00.920 She says she's always felt that in her heart.

00:19:02.780 And, you know, she said something interesting.

00:19:04.600 It's like, I have all these tribulation dreams my entire life, but I'm never with my son

00:19:07.980 and my wife.

00:19:08.680 And my wife actually brought up to me like a week ago.

00:19:12.420 She goes, it's a little bit concerning that I'm never in these dreams.

00:19:16.200 It almost seems like maybe we die.

00:19:18.820 And I go, I don't think that's what happened.

00:19:20.540 But I don't have any fucking thing to back that up with.

00:19:22.740 So, okay, that happens.

00:19:24.640 A very emotional night.

00:19:25.920 And when I say it, it doesn't sound that impactful.

00:19:28.860 It's one of those things like you had to be there.

00:19:30.700 You had to feel what I felt.

00:19:31.820 It was fucking crazy.

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00:19:50.620 I go to sleep and I have a dream where I'm in like a post-apocalyptic landscape.

00:19:57.200 It's like a town that's pretty much been reduced to rubble, but people are kind of like functioning.

00:20:01.180 They're doing shit.

00:20:01.860 They're moving around.

00:20:02.560 Your old apartment?

00:20:03.740 Is that where you're?

00:20:04.360 No, no, no.

00:20:04.880 Well, it was very brown.

00:20:06.420 And I mean that as far as like the landscape was very brown and tan, but like I don't know where the people were.

00:20:10.720 They could have been also brown and tan.

00:20:12.640 Maybe actually the landscape was a symbolic representation of the people.

00:20:16.080 So I am navigating this landscape.

00:20:19.820 I have some people with me and there is an entity like hovering above this town that's reduced to rubble.

00:20:27.200 And I know it's cycling through different forms.

00:20:30.240 And it almost felt as if there was this energy of like warning, that this thing is warning.

00:20:39.520 But I am highly skeptical of it.

00:20:41.260 I'm like, this fucking, this is bullshit.

00:20:42.840 I don't trust it.

00:20:43.560 To the point where I start trying to throw rocks at it.

00:20:46.080 And I do think that the rocks were passing through it.

00:20:50.420 And that was frustrating.

00:20:52.220 And so it goes away at one point, but not before taking a final form.

00:20:58.360 And the final form was an angel.

00:21:00.200 Like a, you know the fucking, there's like a Digimon that's an angel.

00:21:06.040 Like it's a Digimon.

00:21:06.960 He's got like long hair, white body, white wings.

00:21:10.200 And like a, his eyes are covered.

00:21:13.340 That image kind of like popped up in the dream.

00:21:15.380 Digimon is a great, it's a great show.

00:21:16.900 Digimon fucking crushed actually.

00:21:18.600 It was better than Pokemon.

00:21:19.420 Digimon, digital monsters.

00:21:21.440 Digimon are the champions.

00:21:23.440 Yeah, yeah.

00:21:24.060 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:21:24.960 I know the one you're talking about.

00:21:25.920 Wow, I didn't realize.

00:21:27.860 You don't realize how accurate this guy is until you know a thing or two, right?

00:21:32.400 Yeah, yeah.

00:21:32.960 I looked at it kind of recently, which might be why it entered my dream.

00:21:35.920 There he goes, yeah.

00:21:36.780 Man, multiple wings.

00:21:37.920 Look at those eyes on his chest, but there was a woman too.

00:21:40.620 There was a girl type.

00:21:41.880 Whoa, there's a girl type?

00:21:44.400 Yeah, there's all different types.

00:21:45.040 She was in the dream.

00:21:46.000 Okay, okay, okay, okay.

00:21:47.880 Oh, Rat T says, Anjumon.

00:21:49.440 There you go.

00:21:51.340 I like, you know, that's so interesting.

00:21:53.560 That's so interesting.

00:21:54.460 Okay, all right.

00:21:54.960 So let's continue.

00:21:56.900 I then, after this thing disappears, me and these kind of homies are,

00:22:00.580 we end up like in a building.

00:22:01.920 It's dark.

00:22:02.540 There's not really any lights.

00:22:03.500 There's like a fire that's lighting.

00:22:05.400 And I do pass by some like warlords.

00:22:07.940 Dudes are like saturated in blood and they're fucking insane.

00:22:11.480 But they kind of vibe with me.

00:22:12.840 And I'm like, damn, you guys been fucking busy, huh?

00:22:15.840 They're like, yeah, we've been busy.

00:22:16.960 I'm like, all right, I'll catch you later.

00:22:18.680 And I fucking, you know, I walk.

00:22:19.920 So they were kind of cool with me.

00:22:20.840 And when I'm in this shelter, there's either texts, but I kind of remember it as posters

00:22:28.700 on the wall or something where all of a sudden I was shown that thing's name, that angel's

00:22:35.280 name.

00:22:35.780 And the name, I don't remember what it was, but it was like, oh, shit.

00:22:40.540 Was that a real angel?

00:22:41.640 And there was a pair to it.

00:22:42.620 And it was a female one.

00:22:44.860 I didn't focus on her so much because women, but there was a pair.

00:22:49.960 I knew that was something that like, I was basically shown their lore.

00:22:54.640 And it was like, there's this one and there's that one.

00:22:56.700 And you saw this one, the male one.

00:22:58.940 And then it reappeared in the sky.

00:23:01.800 And it was basically doing the same shit where it was giving warnings.

00:23:04.480 And I was like, all right, I got to go fucking to this thing now and have some words with

00:23:08.420 it.

00:23:08.520 And that was the end of the dream.

00:23:09.260 Now, I wake up in the morning.

00:23:11.040 I tell my wife about the strangeness of the dream.

00:23:13.480 My son overhears it.

00:23:14.700 And he goes, did you say you were on a floating island in the sky above a city that was like

00:23:19.920 destroyed?

00:23:20.780 And I said, no.

00:23:22.900 And he goes, oh, well, I did.

00:23:24.600 Last night, I had a dream that I was on an island floating in the sky, looking down over

00:23:29.100 a city that was destroyed.

00:23:30.540 And I went, okay.

00:23:34.820 And then that was it.

00:23:35.860 Then we went for a walk.

00:23:37.120 I don't know.

00:23:37.420 I just wanted to share that because I've been having a lot of dreams lately.

00:23:43.160 For the first time, I had the dream about the dog that I had to put down.

00:23:47.480 And then I had a dream that I was spreading the good word that you could cast out demons

00:23:53.780 in the name of Jesus.

00:23:54.740 And I woke up so many times during that night.

00:23:56.940 And each time I went to sleep, I was just telling somebody else about the good word that

00:24:01.460 you could cast out demons in the name of Jesus.

00:24:03.060 And before that, I didn't have any memorable dreams for what felt like years or a year

00:24:09.880 or something like that.

00:24:10.800 And then all of a sudden, in the past six days, because I found the post, probably seven

00:24:15.480 days then, because it was the night or whatever.

00:24:18.000 In seven days, I've had really crazy dreams.

00:24:22.280 And I don't know what the fuck is going on.

00:24:25.160 That's weird.

00:24:26.120 I don't dream at all.

00:24:27.880 I don't sleep.

00:24:28.880 So there's a whole...

00:24:29.860 We're on the opposite side of the spectrum, David.

00:24:32.080 It's very weird.

00:24:32.660 I think maybe you're having the dreams that I'm supposed to have.

00:24:34.720 No, I used to be...

00:24:36.480 But I got rid of spectrum.

00:24:38.420 I'm on Xfinity now, actually.

00:24:39.840 And the download upload speeds are incredible.

00:24:42.540 Like, really, really fantastic.

00:24:45.520 The fuck you...

00:24:46.740 Maybe it's a different Wi-Fi.

00:24:51.180 Oh, my God.

00:24:52.120 Look, Ari Peter says, bro, did you quit smoking weed or something?

00:24:56.520 Yes.

00:24:57.560 Yes, I did.

00:24:58.460 Yes, I did.

00:24:58.780 How long ago?

00:24:59.320 Right before I went on vacation, I was, like, getting...

00:25:06.440 I have an addictive personality.

00:25:08.220 I was smoking too much weed.

00:25:09.940 It was zapping me of all of my, like, work ethic and also all kinds of shit.

00:25:15.560 Like, just my ability to function like a normal human being.

00:25:18.320 And I said, I know I can't bring weed on this cruise.

00:25:21.560 I'm going to use the cruise as, like, a crutch to stop.

00:25:25.480 And then when I come back, I'm not smoking anymore.

00:25:27.640 So I had a little bit left.

00:25:29.280 I flushed it in the toilet.

00:25:30.420 And I haven't turned back since.

00:25:31.720 And I cannot.

00:25:32.760 I simply cannot.

00:25:33.660 Because over and over again in my life, I take long breaks.

00:25:37.060 Weed comes back into my life.

00:25:38.440 I abuse it.

00:25:39.400 And then it just fucks up my entire psyche.

00:25:41.740 And so I broke myself off of that.

00:25:44.100 And then, yeah, now I'm inundated with dreams.

00:25:47.220 Very interesting.

00:25:49.320 Interesting.

00:25:50.000 I don't know what any of it means.

00:25:51.760 I don't know what any of it means either.

00:25:52.920 But that Digimon thing is actually very interesting.

00:25:55.100 I can see, like, the image of it in the middle.

00:25:58.120 It's got six wings, right?

00:25:59.980 And it was, like, what was it?

00:26:00.780 The Seraphim had six wings or some shit like that.

00:26:02.840 Why was it there?

00:26:04.760 It felt like it was warning, but I didn't trust it.

00:26:08.540 So, I don't know.

00:26:09.820 Like, my interpretation of it almost feels like I have a tendency,

00:26:15.660 anytime some sort of entity thing happens in anybody's stories or in anything, period,

00:26:20.460 I'm like, fuck that nigga.

00:26:21.880 I don't trust it.

00:26:22.700 And this almost felt like it was telling me, I don't know.

00:26:28.380 It could go either way.

00:26:29.720 Maybe the stones passing through it were telling me that it wasn't real.

00:26:34.700 Or maybe it was telling me, because the revelation of its name,

00:26:40.920 I remember associating that with, like, oh, shit, is this thing actually, like, solid?

00:26:46.680 Is this a real-ass nigga type of thing?

00:26:49.600 And if that was the case, it almost felt like I was being told, like,

00:26:54.780 you have a tendency to throw all of the baby out with the bathwater,

00:26:58.060 and there are good angels still.

00:27:01.600 In fact, two-thirds of them are still good.

00:27:04.020 They're still in alignment with God.

00:27:05.820 They do intervene.

00:27:06.780 They do, you know, appear to people.

00:27:10.440 Maybe it was a – who knows?

00:27:12.420 Or maybe it didn't mean fucking anything.

00:27:14.320 Maybe I just stopped smoking weed, and now I'm crazy.

00:27:17.620 No, I don't know.

00:27:18.420 I don't think so.

00:27:19.600 I found an injury when you told me.

00:27:22.240 You were like, I'm sitting, I'm crying because this guy –

00:27:26.500 why did you say it like that, dude?

00:27:27.860 You read the text.

00:27:28.800 I didn't have a shaky voice.

00:27:29.960 I messaged you.

00:27:31.160 Fucking crying.

00:27:32.000 I called him.

00:27:32.560 I called him.

00:27:32.960 He said, I can't pick up right now.

00:27:33.980 I couldn't pick up the phone.

00:27:34.980 If I tried to explain it to you, then I would have sounded like that, yeah.

00:27:38.020 It was just so weird because I was like, when you told it to me,

00:27:40.660 I was just like, yeah.

00:27:42.360 It just felt – yeah, that's what I always felt like as well.

00:27:45.700 And I said that I don't want to stay,

00:27:51.360 but I just always have this inclination that I'm going to.

00:27:53.660 Yeah, I've always had that.

00:27:57.180 But we've talked about it before, right?

00:27:59.280 Like Fringe is given these dreams,

00:28:03.000 and I don't know if she's given them from the things that are abducting

00:28:05.720 or whatever, but like we – people get this, the tidal wave dream,

00:28:09.360 the apocalypse dream, and then certainly the your special dream.

00:28:12.860 And I don't feel like it's a your special thing.

00:28:15.080 I think it's more of if there's any specialness at all,

00:28:19.040 it's that I get to help people.

00:28:21.280 Like let's say like the whole thing plays out that way and, you know,

00:28:24.940 people get raptured and there's some that are left behind and they are like,

00:28:29.060 okay, Jesus is real and he is the way, the truth, and the life.

00:28:31.680 And then like if I get to stay behind, I get to just help, you know,

00:28:36.440 our brothers and sisters.

00:28:37.420 That sounds gay, doesn't it?

00:28:38.400 Our brothers and sisters.

00:28:40.720 But so it's not like an I am special thing as much as it's like I get to help

00:28:45.360 people thing and help them develop their relationship with Jesus and shit like that.

00:28:51.200 So, you know, I don't know.

00:28:54.100 It almost feels like when I was homeless as a kid,

00:28:57.460 I got real used to living without electricity and living in the elements

00:29:01.320 and shit like that.

00:29:02.400 And so, I don't know, maybe there's a nostalgia factor.

00:29:04.980 If everything happens that way, I go, oh, well, it's a little comfy and cozy

00:29:08.380 or at least more comfy and cozy for me than the average person.

00:29:11.340 Yeah, it's a weird one.

00:29:13.360 So, Merkel during that show was like, oh, we're going to get to like stay back.

00:29:19.060 And I was like, I'm going to fight these.

00:29:20.200 It's like, you don't want to fight.

00:29:22.000 And it's not that you don't want to, but you're not going to.

00:29:25.280 It's a weird thing.

00:29:28.220 I feel like whatever we're building, if the world is about to end,

00:29:32.260 like Milo actually tweeted this morning.

00:29:33.880 He was like, if you're reading this tweet, then you'll be alive for the end of the world.

00:29:36.920 It's like very interesting.

00:29:38.540 Very interesting because I'm like, yeah.

00:29:40.800 It feels weird like that.

00:29:42.100 Well, that was the notion that I took away from it was I said to you,

00:29:45.380 I don't, I feel as though God would not have shown me this if time wasn't short.

00:29:50.780 Yeah.

00:29:51.300 But what does that mean?

00:29:54.820 I don't know.

00:29:55.860 I don't know.

00:29:56.940 You know, very, very dumb.

00:29:58.880 I'm very dumb.

00:30:00.080 I don't know a lot of things.

00:30:01.440 So, I talked to the Dangerous Retards chat, which is, you know,

00:30:05.740 all the homies who watch the show and support us and everything.

00:30:08.120 And, you know, it became a theological debate about the veracity of the rapture and whether

00:30:15.040 or not it applies, whether or not it's an accurate interpretation of scripture.

00:30:21.140 And, you know, these guys are great.

00:30:23.760 Everybody in that chat does so great at their research on theology and everything.

00:30:27.600 And so they're having a conversation with one another that's above my pay grade.

00:30:31.480 And I'm going, guys, you know me, I'm retarded.

00:30:33.920 All I'm telling you is what I experienced and what I felt, you know,

00:30:37.900 and that's really all I can operate off of.

00:30:40.040 And it just made so much sense.

00:30:44.460 Like the way you said, yeah, yeah, that tracks is the same way my wife said, yeah, that tracks.

00:30:51.480 And it's the same exact thing that I felt.

00:30:53.580 It was like huge confirmation of things that I knew as a child without ever having information to back it.

00:31:03.280 Yeah.

00:31:03.720 That's what it was.

00:31:04.780 It's something that my mom is always talking about.

00:31:06.540 She's like, oh, I'm going to be flying up with Jesus.

00:31:08.560 And I was like, and I don't know about, I guess maybe you, but like, I don't see that.

00:31:13.540 That's not going to, that's not going to be me.

00:31:15.660 Even, we even told Ed, I told Ed, I was like, yeah, not the first one.

00:31:18.740 If there's three.

00:31:19.940 If there is three.

00:31:20.700 Yeah.

00:31:20.940 Maybe the second one or the third one I'll catch.

00:31:22.900 But yeah, but now I'm like, definitely not the first one.

00:31:24.780 Maybe either because I'm retarded or probably because I just choose not to, or I don't even

00:31:29.400 know if I choose to, like if I was asked, I would say, no, I don't want to stay here.

00:31:33.400 But part of me is like, yeah, you just got to stay here to do something.

00:31:36.980 Well, you know what it is for me?

00:31:37.860 It doesn't feel like I caught up this late in the game just to bail out.

00:31:43.080 You know what I mean?

00:31:43.820 That's kind of what it feels like.

00:31:44.800 It's like I spent my entire life sifting through conspiracy theories while also having this feeling

00:31:50.080 of like, I'm going to be around for the end times, yada, yada, yada.

00:31:54.100 And then to have learned everything, for what?

00:31:58.140 For me to just like effectively bail.

00:32:02.280 I'm not saying it's bailing, but you know what I mean?

00:32:03.800 Like it feels like I'm meant to put all of this to use.

00:32:08.280 And on this show, we do that.

00:32:09.740 You know, we put all that shit to use and we try to bring people closer to God in our

00:32:14.560 own super fucked up way.

00:32:17.600 But it doesn't feel like it's the end all be all.

00:32:22.160 It feels like I spent all that time learning and having these conversations and going through

00:32:28.860 all this to help people.

00:32:30.320 And I just started.

00:32:33.620 And if the time is short.

00:32:36.820 Then it almost feels like too short of a season for me to help people.

00:32:42.840 Yeah.

00:32:43.080 Well, Emily, Emily's misunderstanding in these premonitions that he's talking about, and even

00:32:49.080 like the feeling that I get, it's like, yeah, there's no kids here.

00:32:51.880 It's no wife.

00:32:52.880 It's just you're just like you're freed up to do whatever you got to do.

00:32:57.420 Makes things a lot simpler, a lot easier.

00:32:59.280 It's also very relieving because it's like, if you're like me and you have all these dreams

00:33:05.020 and you believe that this is going to come to pass within your lifetime, then you're

00:33:08.360 constantly like, what about my wife?

00:33:10.400 What about my son?

00:33:11.160 I don't think about me in that context because I also have felt my entire life like I'm going

00:33:17.500 to go through this and that that's the point of me.

00:33:20.140 That's my purpose is I'm going to go through this.

00:33:22.960 So I don't worry about like, oh, you know, my fleshy body and all the things that'll happen

00:33:27.080 to it.

00:33:27.380 Like, no, this is so much after this that, you know, you're mission driven while you're

00:33:31.900 here.

00:33:32.180 But loved ones get in the way of that mission because you have to protect them.

00:33:37.380 Whereas if they're out of the picture, if they're raptured, that's the most beautiful

00:33:40.800 thing I could ever hope for.

00:33:42.440 Honestly.

00:33:42.820 That's what keeps America sane.

00:33:48.800 The fact that like, you know, the people, the elites, the global elites, they're like

00:33:53.280 counting on you going to work, you know, coming home, taking care of your family.

00:33:58.880 There's so many people that just like, like, listen, I got to do this.

00:34:01.340 We have to keep a status quo, you know, for our kids.

00:34:05.660 Because if that's off the table, yeah, you're going to have like warlords is going to be

00:34:11.200 one problem.

00:34:12.260 But those that's like low IQ shit.

00:34:14.500 And you might get, you know, taken out by one.

00:34:16.140 But I'm going to be a real fucking problem to some people because I'm not going to be

00:34:20.520 doing warlord shit.

00:34:21.760 I'm going to be doing like things that you're not supposed to do.

00:34:25.400 But I'm like, well, we're like, what are the rules?

00:34:29.120 Where are the lines?

00:34:30.180 Let's start blurring them up and fucking doing what needs to get done now.

00:34:33.480 If the problem for them is us proclaiming the name of Christ, I'm if my if my wife and

00:34:38.760 my kid are raptured and I have this, you know, I know what awaits on the other side.

00:34:44.260 I am happily spreading the word until the moment you lob my head off.

00:34:48.080 So in that way, I'm going to be a huge problem for you because I'm not going to shut the fuck

00:34:51.880 up.

00:34:52.160 I'm not worried about you killing me.

00:34:53.920 Like, I know where this goes and I know what I'm supposed to do here.

00:34:57.280 So if your problem is spreading the word of Christ, then, yeah, I mean, it'd be a huge

00:35:02.980 problem because until you make it so that I can't make noise anymore, I'm going to be

00:35:06.300 doing that.

00:35:07.920 Yeah.

00:35:08.260 All right.

00:35:08.520 Listen, let's let's read a story.

00:35:09.960 They're getting upset that the pores are here, but I'm so sorry.

00:35:12.500 We got to kick the pores out.

00:35:13.960 Oh, yeah.

00:35:14.440 Let them tell you about my dreams.

00:35:16.160 Should we let them hear one story?

00:35:17.600 I guess they let them hear one story.

00:35:19.000 It's been a while.

00:35:19.680 We've been so busy.

00:35:21.440 We've not been able to make content.

00:35:22.800 And and so, yeah, let's let's give them once.

00:35:25.420 Well, I know what we have lined up.

00:35:27.900 It's not really a story.

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00:35:41.700 Hashtag make a play.

00:35:43.060 Oh, hey, you know what I'll do for you guys?

00:35:46.520 Because I forgot.

00:35:47.560 I'm going to release an episode for the pores right now on audio.

00:35:53.740 So we'll kick them out.

00:35:55.980 There you go.

00:35:56.720 Go ahead.

00:35:57.120 Enjoy the entire episode of Brad Binkley.

00:35:59.520 Goodbye.

00:36:00.020 Oh, wait a minute.

00:36:00.280 Before we go, if you guys are VIP members, VIP package people, there's our key chains are

00:36:07.480 in so that's like VIP stuff we have.

00:36:09.880 We'll have a couple to sell.

00:36:10.900 Probably we got the pins.

00:36:13.640 We have the Bohemian Grove pins.

00:36:16.700 Very, very nice.

00:36:17.840 Can you get that close to the screen?

00:36:19.120 That was bad.

00:36:19.680 That was dumb.

00:36:20.060 It's going to get blurry.

00:36:21.020 I know it's hard to see.

00:36:22.600 Look at that.

00:36:23.120 You can't see it at all.

00:36:24.520 It's you can't see it at all.

00:36:26.180 It's trusted.

00:36:26.640 But trust me, it looks nice.

00:36:27.880 Oh, look at that.

00:36:28.420 There it goes.

00:36:30.020 Yeah.

00:36:31.280 Put that in your ass.

00:36:32.400 It's fine.

00:36:32.800 We have the VIP package that's going to come with cups.

00:36:36.720 If you guys have not replied back to me via email for your t-shirt size, I don't know.

00:36:42.220 Maybe I'll just get an XL.

00:36:44.360 I may be a large.

00:36:45.680 Yeah, or an XL.

00:36:46.600 I'm just going to give you a shirt.

00:36:48.620 We have artwork for the VIP people.

00:36:51.000 We've got bags, all that stuff.

00:36:53.100 Some of that might be for sale, but some of it's going to be exclusive.

00:36:57.840 Oh, also, I would like to make a quick announcement.

00:37:00.640 It's a light one.

00:37:02.800 But we've been having meetings about the future of Top Lobster Productions, and we are looking for an unexciting role to fill.

00:37:09.600 And if this sounds like you, consider DMing us.

00:37:12.500 But what we're looking for is somebody with excellent internet who doesn't mind doing the drudgery of creating a transcribe of an episode, going to AI, asking AI to produce keywords and phrases so that we can do SEO, search engine optimization.

00:37:28.540 We need somebody who can upload and plug in all the drudgery.

00:37:31.580 And, you know, it is not a glamorous occupation, but if it's something that you feel that you can do, maybe consider DMing us.

00:37:39.020 Yeah, be a part of it.

00:37:42.660 Grab your tickets.

00:37:43.420 Brohemian Grove, you know where we're at.

00:37:46.380 Emily says, too retarded to do all of it.

00:37:48.520 Yes, that is accurate.

00:37:49.260 Yes.

00:37:49.940 Too retarded to, we put too much on our plate.

00:37:52.900 All right.

00:37:53.200 Oh, my God.

00:37:53.820 All right, guys.

00:37:54.120 Goodbye, everybody.

00:37:54.940 Goodbye, Pours.

00:37:55.380 We'll see the Pours later.

00:37:57.660 Here we go.

00:37:58.240 Boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:37:59.280 Okay.

00:38:00.020 All right.

00:38:00.500 So let's get into this.

00:38:02.100 This is January, February, March, April.

00:38:04.660 This is from April 4th.

00:38:05.880 Good golly.

00:38:06.640 Two months ago.

00:38:07.380 Two months ago, almost to the date.

00:38:09.140 This is from, I guess, should I dock some Victoria?

00:38:12.100 We'll say Victoria.

00:38:13.940 There's a quick one, but she says, NDS, great show.

00:38:17.940 I agree.

00:38:19.080 The best.

00:38:19.680 Some would say.

00:38:20.840 Fantastic episode.

00:38:21.680 And the chemistry you two have is refreshing, raw, honest, and genuine.

00:38:26.140 That's nice.

00:38:26.560 Can we get, imagine how gay that would be to put on a shirt, raw, honest, and genuine.

00:38:32.220 Like a Yelp review.

00:38:33.460 Raw, honest, genuine.

00:38:34.880 Is Nancy here?

00:38:36.360 I don't know if she's.

00:38:37.420 Yeah, she's there.

00:38:38.180 I see her.

00:38:38.680 And she's, she's fucking creeping.

00:38:41.460 I see you, Nancy.

00:38:42.500 Hi.

00:38:42.920 Yeah.

00:38:43.640 Her workload's been super light lately.

00:38:45.480 And so we're docking her pay for that.

00:38:47.640 I have listened to your, the telepathy tapes episode twice.

00:38:51.680 Once live, then again, after Blurry Creatures.

00:38:54.780 I track with your.

00:38:56.060 Whose was better?

00:38:57.020 Yeah.

00:38:57.300 Ours was obviously better.

00:38:58.620 I think they missed a lot.

00:39:00.020 And I'm not even throwing shade at the Blurry Creatures boys.

00:39:02.840 It's just, oh, there she goes.

00:39:04.040 She's here.

00:39:04.980 Nancy is here.

00:39:05.740 They did miss a lot.

00:39:07.140 Even the guy, you know what?

00:39:08.420 I have some sympathy on the dude that they interviewed about it because he's like super

00:39:12.200 close to it.

00:39:13.320 And like, I guess he has a relationship with that lady, Kai Dick.

00:39:16.840 And so it's hard for him.

00:39:17.620 He's just like, I can't understand why she would just go ahead and remove everything I said

00:39:21.180 about Jesus.

00:39:21.740 Like every single word that mentioned Jesus or Christ or Christian or God is like.

00:39:26.740 Any idea?

00:39:27.820 No, not a little bit.

00:39:28.680 One idea?

00:39:29.560 You didn't feel like you didn't feel the pride month in here?

00:39:31.440 I mean, I could think of a few reasons.

00:39:34.800 Big gay shit, big anti-God shit.

00:39:38.040 All right.

00:39:38.200 I was actually looking at a video today of, you know, where they take the colors, then

00:39:41.580 they'll mix like a metallic, they'll mix a blue and a gold.

00:39:45.000 And they'll be like, this is now metallic blue.

00:39:46.560 And it's like, I love watching them mix this paint.

00:39:48.660 And they took the colors of the rainbow and they mix it all together.

00:39:51.580 And it just said poop turned brown.

00:39:54.240 It's great.

00:39:54.680 Then they took the trans flag and they mix it all together and it turned into gray and

00:39:58.660 they just wrote tombstone.

00:39:59.900 I was like, fucking crazy.

00:40:01.340 There you go.

00:40:02.280 It's right on the nose.

00:40:03.500 There's a certain time of day or night, maybe, where the algorithm on Twitter just turns

00:40:09.840 into like color mixing paints and how it's made for me.

00:40:13.940 And I just, it traps me.

00:40:15.500 Like I'll scroll one video and I'll be enamored with like how they're making, you know, whatever

00:40:19.680 this is, crepes.

00:40:21.100 And I'll go, oh shit, that's how they make crepes.

00:40:22.700 And then I'll try to scroll and it'll be like, oh, they're dumping this color in a bucket.

00:40:26.540 Now they're dumping that color in a bucket.

00:40:27.940 And then they put a giant blender in and I go, oh, that's nice.

00:40:30.420 I didn't know.

00:40:30.840 You ever seen the one with the roach where he goes and then they trap him in the wire

00:40:34.560 and then beats him with the, and then he runs back.

00:40:38.940 Love it.

00:40:39.600 I like that one.

00:40:40.280 I like that.

00:40:40.660 I don't know what that algorithm is, but it definitely keeps me.

00:40:43.600 I'm in there, baby.

00:40:45.000 What did she say?

00:40:45.740 Nancy says, I'm going to have to leave for jury duty soon.

00:40:48.800 Sucks.

00:40:49.320 Nancy, do what I did, which is I told them that because the defendant was brown and had

00:40:55.160 face tattoos, I would simply not be able to put aside my biases against him.

00:40:59.080 And they, and dude, I said that out loud in a courtroom full of people and niggas broke

00:41:05.500 their neck at me.

00:41:06.560 And I, I stood on business and I said it louder.

00:41:09.300 They were like, excuse me.

00:41:10.240 And I said, because of his face tattoos and the color of his skin, he looks like a bad guy

00:41:15.420 from a show.

00:41:16.120 And I will not be able to put my bias against him to the side.

00:41:19.860 And they were like, oh, okay.

00:41:21.360 You, you're excused.

00:41:22.820 Perfect.

00:41:23.660 It was awesome.

00:41:24.600 So there you go, Nancy.

00:41:25.440 Be racist.

00:41:26.340 Be discriminatory.

00:41:27.320 And they, but she's because he is brown.

00:41:29.900 I can't actually see him.

00:41:36.200 Uh, how dare you?

00:41:40.360 Um, okay.

00:41:41.180 So she says, uh, I do strongly encourage you to listen to the blurry creatures episode

00:41:47.340 with the pastor from Evan episode seven and eight of the telepathy tapes podcast that top

00:41:51.980 considered a throwaway episode.

00:41:54.360 In my opinion, furthest thing from the truth.

00:41:56.680 Yeah.

00:41:56.800 He always gets it wrong.

00:41:57.500 Fuck you.

00:41:58.060 All right.

00:41:58.240 Um, this pastor goes deep and brings God, the father and Jesus into his narrative.

00:42:07.940 Yeah.

00:42:08.100 We know that part.

00:42:09.060 Um, I'm saying the episodes, they were throw away of the telepathy tapes because so much

00:42:13.840 was edited out.

00:42:14.960 His episode literally creatures, the telepathy tapes called them a throwaway.

00:42:18.520 They threw them out of the fucking thing.

00:42:19.860 Yeah.

00:42:20.320 His thing with, uh, with blurry creatures, I thought it was great.

00:42:22.780 I thought, I just think that those guys are not clueless, but a little behind the ball,

00:42:27.040 which is fine.

00:42:27.480 Yeah.

00:42:27.880 Yeah.

00:42:28.440 They'll catch up.

00:42:29.080 They seen everything.

00:42:29.760 They're going to see our tinfoil hat episode.

00:42:31.300 They'll catch up.

00:42:31.920 I hope that does well.

00:42:32.920 It looks like it's crushing.

00:42:33.880 It's crushing on Twitter and it's crushing on, on rumble.

00:42:36.500 Um, but you know, I just want that.

00:42:39.040 I want that message to get out.

00:42:40.140 Cause I feel like we did it.

00:42:40.880 Hey, by the way, guys, if you heard the episode sound off in the chat, did you love

00:42:43.600 it?

00:42:43.720 Did it crush?

00:42:44.360 Was it everything that you hope for?

00:42:45.640 Or did we fucking suck?

00:42:46.400 Cause I think it was Mount crush more shit, but you know, who am I?

00:42:49.260 I'm biased.

00:42:50.340 Um, he was brown tattooed.

00:42:52.480 I'm biased.

00:42:54.400 Um, he also stated that when the children talk about Jesus,

00:42:57.880 it was edited out.

00:42:58.980 And I wonder to what degree the children talked about Jesus.

00:43:01.280 That's pretty cool.

00:43:03.000 These kids that are leaving their bodies and meeting up on the hill is incredible.

00:43:07.220 It's a big deal.

00:43:08.140 And they have something to say.

00:43:09.340 Yes.

00:43:09.580 Jesus is all over this so-called telepathy through children with autism.

00:43:14.600 Listen to you guys for five months now.

00:43:17.140 I think this is an avenue you would consider worth exploring.

00:43:20.420 So this was, this was two months ago.

00:43:22.320 Um, and since then we've really fleshed out this, uh, you know, our ideas on this and we

00:43:28.200 presented it in many ways.

00:43:29.480 I wonder what Victoria thinks about our recent work on it.

00:43:32.260 Yeah.

00:43:32.400 Victoria email again, revise this.

00:43:34.520 Now that we did it, you know, if we did what you wanted us to do, uh, maybe you could even

00:43:41.580 have him on.

00:43:42.220 That would be interesting.

00:43:43.040 Yeah.

00:43:43.140 We should look, we should reach out to that guy.

00:43:45.200 He seems open to share his ministry and it's something the world needs to hear.

00:43:48.400 Despite what these assholes have been trying to do to us all and our children, uh, Jesus

00:43:53.980 still reigns and is winning at their game because let's face it, who truly rules the unseen

00:44:00.000 realm?

00:44:00.460 That's right.

00:44:00.900 That base Christ does.

00:44:02.840 Uh, I came away convinced.

00:44:04.680 I believe what the enemy meant for evil.

00:44:07.940 God turns to good.

00:44:09.220 Yes.

00:44:09.640 I would say that that is, uh, accurate, but as for you, you meant evil against me, but

00:44:17.120 God meant it for good in order to bring it about as it is this day to save many people

00:44:23.440 alive.

00:44:23.820 That's Genesis 50, 20.

00:44:25.960 Well, this is what, uh, I was talking to my cousin in law about, right?

00:44:30.940 That's what we call him yesterday.

00:44:32.480 I think that's an appropriate, not when you hear a lot, but yeah, cousin in law.

00:44:36.240 Yeah.

00:44:36.600 So he's, uh, he's the pastor going to be a pastor of a church.

00:44:40.500 And, uh, we got into a conversation about frequency or something like that.

00:44:45.580 And he was like, oh, it's just very new aging.

00:44:47.560 And I was like, yeah, but like these things, these lines are very blurred and like you,

00:44:53.860 we just continue.

00:44:54.740 So the, you meant evil against me, but God meant it for good.

00:44:59.080 It's the same kind of thing.

00:45:00.180 It's like, they're using these principles that God meant for good and they use it for,

00:45:04.440 I guess you can call it evil or things that are not aimed at God.

00:45:08.200 So sinning basically.

00:45:09.500 And it was, it was a long conversation, but I'm trying to explain to him where I'm coming

00:45:15.220 from with this.

00:45:15.760 And it sounds crazy to, uh, to somebody with an orthodox view or I guess, you know, traditional

00:45:20.700 view of whatever Christianity is, but it's like, Hey, people are going to find this eventually.

00:45:25.960 Well, that's the thing.

00:45:26.840 It's like, um, okay.

00:45:29.160 So if you take, uh, you know, you pluck a string on a guitar and you have a device that

00:45:37.240 could read the frequency and you go, yes, there's a frequency emanating from that.

00:45:41.560 That's an observation, a unit of measurement, something tangible.

00:45:45.180 It does.

00:45:45.840 It's a part of what makes up this realm.

00:45:48.100 If, uh, I pick up a rock and I take a tape measure and I go, this rock is two inches across

00:45:52.860 and three inches high.

00:45:54.680 That's just a unit of measurement, right?

00:45:56.800 So it doesn't mean frequency is just measuring harmonics or measuring sound inches, centimeters,

00:46:04.560 feet.

00:46:04.800 You know, these are just measuring physical objects or distances.

00:46:08.100 So it's the same thing, in my opinion.

00:46:10.460 I don't think that observing just the nature of a thing and then defining it as frequency

00:46:16.760 is inherently bad, but I understand where he's coming from because the new age movement,

00:46:22.640 the Gnostics, everybody has made it so gay, so gay, but you can't let these people have

00:46:28.240 a chokehold on the building blocks of the realm, the, the, the observable facts about the realm

00:46:35.140 that we inhabit.

00:46:35.940 And, and I, we need to start pulling that away from them because they don't create these

00:46:39.800 things.

00:46:40.020 They don't create frequencies.

00:46:41.080 They don't create inches, feet, and miles either.

00:46:44.120 They just take the laws of God's realm and they bend them to their will.

00:46:49.500 That's it.

00:46:49.960 And then because of that, all of a sudden, these units of measurement become distasteful

00:46:54.860 and that it's, it's a shame.

00:46:56.200 It's a baby with the bathwater situation.

00:46:58.620 Yep.

00:46:59.020 That's exactly what's going on.

00:47:00.480 So, uh, we try to get away from that, but you know, it is, but there's somebody in the

00:47:05.620 chat.

00:47:05.880 Rebecca said, my email's retarded, but read mine.

00:47:08.340 I don't even see yours in here.

00:47:09.620 Nancy.

00:47:10.620 Nancy, you bitch.

00:47:14.240 You lying bitch.

00:47:18.660 Well, look for that.

00:47:19.600 I'm going to, I'm going to finish this up.

00:47:20.600 She goes on with another biblical passage.

00:47:22.000 It says, and we know all the things work together for good to those who love God, to

00:47:27.460 those who are the called according to his purpose.

00:47:30.060 And that is Romans 8, 28.

00:47:32.660 And Victoria says, hope to hear your thoughts.

00:47:34.520 Well, thank you very much, Victoria.

00:47:35.720 I'm sorry that it took so long.

00:47:37.820 Um, and I think you're right.

00:47:39.120 I would, I'm, I'm going to look into it.

00:47:41.460 We're going to try to get the guy from the blurry creatures episode on the guy who said

00:47:46.360 that they basically stripped Jesus from the telepathy tapes.

00:47:49.160 I'd be very interested in having a conversation with him and, uh, Victoria, I'd be interested

00:47:53.860 in knowing whether or not you've been keeping up with our work, seeing how our ideas have

00:47:58.520 evolved in regards to this.

00:48:00.200 And, um, maybe in, in particular, our episode of tinfoil hat, which I thought was kind of,

00:48:06.360 um, excellent.

00:48:08.160 No, I thought it was excellent.

00:48:09.980 I thought it was the best.

00:48:11.220 Uh, okay.

00:48:11.900 She says, waiting for you to read the older ones.

00:48:14.160 That's what Nancy says.

00:48:15.000 So in other words, slacking on my job, like a pan faced gook.

00:48:19.520 No, no, no.

00:48:20.260 She's right.

00:48:20.680 She's right.

00:48:21.160 We, we, we just skip around all crazy, but that's fine.

00:48:23.680 We're going to skip around again right now.

00:48:25.020 So, uh, so yeah, Victoria, let us know.

00:48:27.040 Oh, Victoria is here.

00:48:28.540 And that tells me, hello, Victoria.

00:48:30.560 I shouldn't have been talking all that shit.

00:48:32.040 Last one.

00:48:32.520 Oh wait, the chat's on the screen.

00:48:34.580 How dare you?

00:48:35.780 Doxed.

00:48:36.520 Oh my God.

00:48:41.020 Doxed.

00:48:41.920 Stop doing that to people.

00:48:43.640 But they like it.

00:48:44.540 Do you guys like it when the chat's on the screen?

00:48:46.260 Or would you rather it not be because you guys are the hidden babies in the Patreon chat?

00:48:52.480 Let us know.

00:48:53.400 Okay.

00:48:54.380 Just don't use your real name.

00:48:56.020 There's not that right.

00:48:56.460 We found you, Rebecca.

00:48:57.480 We found you.

00:48:58.060 And Victoria, um, hi, I hope you, hope you like that.

00:49:02.380 Yeah.

00:49:03.660 What did you think, Victoria?

00:49:04.820 Have you listened to the episode of tinfoil hat?

00:49:07.540 I'd love to get your thoughts on that.

00:49:08.700 Um, because it's unfair that we're having a conversation two months ahead of your initial

00:49:14.100 conversation with us.

00:49:15.220 Okay.

00:49:15.680 So this one's from Rebecca.

00:49:18.580 Let's read this one.

00:49:19.760 Do you have it pulled up there?

00:49:20.820 Hi, David and top lobster.

00:49:22.200 It says, uh, the headline reads something crazy, like crazy dreams, Disney producer,

00:49:28.780 Chuck Norris.

00:49:29.940 Okay.

00:49:31.420 There you go.

00:49:32.240 You've caught my attention.

00:49:33.300 Yes.

00:49:33.540 I missed that.

00:49:34.200 I missed that one.

00:49:34.920 Uh, she goes, I love you guys.

00:49:36.460 Very cool.

00:49:37.340 Uh, thank you.

00:49:38.000 Your show has grown on me tremendously.

00:49:40.960 Uh, Ooh, I like tremendously as opposed to tremendously.

00:49:43.940 That's a new one.

00:49:45.160 I like it.

00:49:46.340 I like her because she makes up words just like me.

00:49:49.040 Yes.

00:49:49.420 Perfect.

00:49:49.860 It's actually amazing to see how you two have evolved as individuals.

00:49:54.220 Even your voices sound more masculine.

00:49:57.140 She's talking to me.

00:49:58.420 She's talking.

00:49:59.120 I've been adding artificial base to my voice.

00:50:01.340 It is crazy.

00:50:02.280 I was listening to some of your old stuff and it's like very mouse like.

00:50:06.680 What old stuff?

00:50:08.180 Uh, just, I just scrolling through your old catalog of, uh, are you going back to where

00:50:12.900 I belong shit?

00:50:14.400 Oh, even further back.

00:50:15.440 Yeah.

00:50:15.600 I found, I found everything.

00:50:18.320 That's embarrassing.

00:50:19.120 We're going to start posting it to the, no, we're not going to start posting those old

00:50:22.280 episodes to anything.

00:50:23.540 Get out of here with that.

00:50:25.000 I'm super picky about podcasts.

00:50:26.760 I listened because I have a, how would you say tender spirit?

00:50:29.500 Or maybe I'm just super protective right now because three quarters, three of the four

00:50:34.160 of my kids are under the age of four and the dark side of the spirit world is extra sneaky

00:50:39.140 about getting babies.

00:50:40.040 So you listen to this around them.

00:50:42.460 I feel so bad when I look, man, we say a lot of things, a lot of naughty words.

00:50:48.580 Um, but the heart of our message is not one, uh, that is going to bring you closer to shit

00:50:55.320 that's going to corrupt you.

00:50:55.860 You just called our producer a gook.

00:50:58.180 Well, this is a, like a, a statement of fact, not like a, she's a, you know what I mean?

00:51:05.840 Like it's not, yeah, she is a gook.

00:51:12.600 Face.

00:51:13.400 Okay.

00:51:13.640 She's going to, she's going to fucking kill you.

00:51:19.160 I mean, you have to see this person.

00:51:20.260 No, she's the shit.

00:51:20.860 Nancy's the shit.

00:51:21.840 Nancy is one of my favorite people.

00:51:23.660 Uh, I, I, if I'm not mistaken, Nancy came to all of this through timeline cleanse and,

00:51:28.640 um, I, you know, the whole watching the development of Nancy and the embedding of Nancy into the

00:51:34.240 community of dangerous retards has been a genuine pleasure.

00:51:36.620 I, I, she gets it more than anybody gets it.

00:51:39.880 Yeah, that's right.

00:51:40.600 I, I, I'd say so.

00:51:41.640 All right.

00:51:42.140 So as you know, as you know, babies cannot consent for themselves as a, so you, as their

00:51:47.620 parents, as their parent, you are their consent, especially being a woman.

00:51:53.080 Uh, that's a major flaw.

00:51:55.000 I'm so internally woven with my kids.

00:51:57.100 I breastfed all of them and birth all naturally.

00:52:00.240 Shout out to you.

00:52:01.240 Yeah.

00:52:01.700 Fucking crushing.

00:52:02.460 I wish, I wish my wife would have done the, well, we should, she tried to do the natural

00:52:06.600 thing, but like when you're in a hospital, it's just.

00:52:09.200 Yeah.

00:52:09.600 Yeah.

00:52:10.040 Not a good, not a good spot to be in.

00:52:12.660 Um, fuck.

00:52:13.420 Nancy says, nice try Raven.

00:52:14.420 Still going to kill you.

00:52:16.340 Hey, if it's, if that's how I go out, it's been real, dude.

00:52:19.580 It's going to be a dope video for sure.

00:52:21.020 It's going to be a dope video.

00:52:22.120 I don't know who's going to play it.

00:52:23.040 Top's the line cleanse.

00:52:24.220 Top lobster cleanse.

00:52:25.100 There you go.

00:52:25.420 Top line cleanse.

00:52:26.020 Yeah.

00:52:26.160 We'll, we'll play it.

00:52:27.300 We'll laugh.

00:52:28.060 We'll have a good drink and a laugh.

00:52:29.580 We'll smoke a cigar.

00:52:30.420 All right.

00:52:31.540 They're all homeschooled and we all spend a shit ton of time together.

00:52:35.800 I love my kids, but let's just say your podcast brings that adulting part of life.

00:52:40.000 I need to stay sane.

00:52:41.780 Yeah.

00:52:42.240 That's cool.

00:52:43.220 Uh, but it's also ministering God's word and professing the love of Jesus, which is a

00:52:47.380 crazy sentence to say.

00:52:48.740 Uh, and that's incredible.

00:52:51.120 I am a poor, so I wish I could show my support through money, but it's just going to have to

00:52:54.980 be through prayer and love.

00:52:56.500 Ha ha.

00:52:57.120 She's here.

00:52:57.620 She's in the chat.

00:52:58.500 She made it moving on.

00:52:59.880 You made it.

00:53:00.480 When did you write this?

00:53:01.480 Yeah.

00:53:01.720 You wrote this, uh, um, April 17th.

00:53:06.040 So that was what?

00:53:06.780 Two months ago.

00:53:08.500 That's a, she's made, she's made $5 in two months.

00:53:12.520 It's good for you.

00:53:15.020 Good for you, Rebecca.

00:53:16.080 That's freaking awesome.

00:53:17.600 Um, all right.

00:53:18.960 Anywho, the reason I'm writing you is to share some freaky shit that happened to me, but

00:53:22.800 I'll give you a brief backstory of what led up to the freaky shit.

00:53:26.180 My name is Rebecca.

00:53:27.460 Yes, we know.

00:53:28.620 I'm 35 years old.

00:53:30.300 Very cool.

00:53:31.060 Uh, right in between me and David.

00:53:32.580 Yeah.

00:53:33.360 Born and raised in Portland, Oregon area.

00:53:35.960 Uh, shout out anyone who's listening that I referred to the show to LOL.

00:53:41.140 Now I'm raising four children with my husband in Milwaukee, Oregon.

00:53:45.080 It sounds like a better place.

00:53:47.040 I don't know if it is, but some of my friends come from Portland, Oregon.

00:53:49.820 The people that were over yesterday with the two kids.

00:53:51.800 Um, very good people just trying to live life.

00:53:55.720 It seems like Oregon is like a really cool place.

00:53:57.780 It's just got taken over by, uh, some leftists.

00:54:01.980 Oh, she's rich.

00:54:04.600 I'm rich and fucking poor.

00:54:06.620 Thank you.

00:54:07.340 Thank you, Rebecca.

00:54:07.900 Yeah.

00:54:08.360 Um, specifically I'm from Canby.

00:54:12.400 I don't know what that means for reference.

00:54:14.080 She's just fucking doxing herself hard.

00:54:15.840 I like it.

00:54:16.680 Saying she's like, I got nothing to hide.

00:54:18.500 Fucking fine.

00:54:19.580 Come for me, motherfuckers.

00:54:20.800 Uh, for reference sake, it's about 20 minutes South of Portland.

00:54:23.940 My dad is a pastor at a four square church there and has been since I was born.

00:54:28.720 So about 35 years now, I hated the pressure of having to be, I guess, perfect in the public eye.

00:54:34.860 What I mean by that is being in a small town where your dad's a pastor of the largest church, you're put under a microscope.

00:54:41.160 Yeah, past pastor's kids, not fun.

00:54:44.960 Uh, it's a hard place to be.

00:54:46.580 People are literally delusional and think we have, we have to be holy and perfect, uh, majority of people in the town who are quick to judge and gossip for every shortcoming.

00:54:57.340 I don't want to sound like I'm complaining because I had a really great life, but out of all my siblings, I struggled the most.

00:55:04.840 I believed that the enemy was really trying to attack me.

00:55:07.520 At a young age, before I even knew what sex was, I had a dream that Tim the Tool Man Taylor, from, uh, from that show, the guy that peeked over the fence.

00:55:20.900 He does that noise.

00:55:21.480 He goes, no, that's the neighbor, dog.

00:55:23.420 Tim the Tool Man Taylor is fucking, that's the main nigga.

00:55:26.740 Oh, Tim?

00:55:27.620 He's a handsome guy.

00:55:29.140 Yeah.

00:55:29.340 Uh, he molested.

00:55:32.460 Wow.

00:55:33.420 Uh, that's interesting.

00:55:35.140 After that dream, I started to understand things about how sex in a perverted way sounds silly, but I would secretly make my Barbies have sex.

00:55:43.800 That's crazy, right?

00:55:44.980 So I, I had the same thing.

00:55:46.980 I have a memory of, like, a sexual encounter that I don't think actually happened in real life from when I was, like, three.

00:55:55.260 Damn.

00:55:56.080 Yeah.

00:55:56.320 So you don't think it happened, or it did happen?

00:56:00.000 No, I don't think it happened.

00:56:01.100 Um, but I knew quite a bit more than I ever should have, uh, considering that within the context of my life, there was never anything like that.

00:56:15.120 I was never exposed to anything like that.

00:56:17.340 I didn't see anything like that until I was much older.

00:56:20.460 Um, still too young, but there was nothing within the context of my life.

00:56:25.860 Unless I was molested.

00:56:26.640 I might have been molested.

00:56:27.260 But, um, but I also had that where I, I knew some things I shouldn't have known.

00:56:34.840 Yeah.

00:56:35.520 That, it's, it's crazy.

00:56:36.800 It's crazy because that's not a, it's not uncommon.

00:56:39.000 I remember having a dream, uh, after I saw Jurassic Park when I was six years old that I saw dinosaurs walking down the street in front of my house.

00:56:50.780 And when I was trying to bring it to like, you know, my family's attention, there was a mystery woman there.

00:56:55.320 And she was in like, uh, lingerie and stockings and, and behaving very sexually.

00:57:02.640 Don't know her.

00:57:03.520 Like nobody that I've ever recognized.

00:57:06.220 And I've never seen anything like that.

00:57:08.180 Like one time, um, I saw my aunt naked and that was like a huge accident.

00:57:14.940 Like she fucking freaked out.

00:57:16.400 I was, I, she, there's a shower in our basement and I went down into the basement and she couldn't hear me.

00:57:21.460 She didn't know I was there.

00:57:22.360 And then she fucking screamed at me like, get the fuck back upstairs.

00:57:24.920 What are you doing?

00:57:25.160 And I was like, oh, like I, it was, you know, like a real bad, or I was molested.

00:57:29.800 I don't know.

00:57:30.220 Who knows?

00:57:30.780 Uh, really?

00:57:32.060 All of the above.

00:57:34.760 Why not?

00:57:35.540 Why not both?

00:57:39.200 All right.

00:57:39.920 All right.

00:57:40.560 So, uh, what little kid, what little kids does this who has never seen sex or known about sex organs?

00:57:47.320 Uh, also had a dream that still terrifies me to this day.

00:57:51.560 I was in my house and I looked out of the window and there were four to five male lions prowling in my backyard.

00:57:58.240 And I still remember the fear I experienced slash felt in that dream.

00:58:03.860 It was as if it was really happening.

00:58:06.600 I always tried to convince myself that it was a representation of God protecting me because when I was little and still now,

00:58:13.400 when I see a lion, I think of God, lion of Judah.

00:58:15.620 Until about a year ago, I, I read a verse that I probably, I have probably read before many times, but never occurred to me.

00:58:23.260 Let me find the verse one second.

00:58:25.340 When you're typing, do you have to say one second?

00:58:27.820 So here she puts it in.

00:58:28.820 No, it's very personal.

00:58:29.860 It's very like in the moment.

00:58:31.720 It feels like a real conversation.

00:58:32.860 She's talking to us.

00:58:33.660 And then she, she, uh, puts the verse, but in, in like the lightest font ever.

00:58:37.740 So yeah, I don't know why it appeared.

00:58:39.180 I had to highlight it cause it appeared in like ghost font.

00:58:42.040 Yeah.

00:58:42.440 Very interesting.

00:58:43.480 Interesting forms of communication, Rebecca.

00:58:45.860 Okay.

00:58:46.120 I like it.

00:58:47.020 Peter 5, 8, be sober minded.

00:58:48.500 Be watchful.

00:58:49.220 Your adversary, the dairy, the devil prowls around like a roaring lion seeking to seeking someone to devour.

00:58:56.360 Ooh, interesting.

00:58:57.880 Are you Indian by any, because Indians seem to have a hard time with lions always getting wrapped up.

00:59:03.780 It's really cheetahs.

00:59:04.620 Although I did watch like six jeets kick the shit out of a cheetah recently, which put a hole in that argument.

00:59:09.420 You know, we're like, Oh, can a hundred men kill a gorilla?

00:59:12.500 And I'm like, I watched six malnourished Indian men beat a fucking cheetah to death.

00:59:17.040 And I know a cheetah is not a gorilla, but certainly if you scale it up.

00:59:20.580 Did you see the video today?

00:59:21.880 The Indian guy that beat, uh, Magnus, the chess champion, he beat him at chess.

00:59:27.140 Dude flips out.

00:59:27.600 Yeah, people were saying that Magnus was a bad sport about it, but he immediately shook his hand.

00:59:32.360 And like, he was just like, he's fucking invested, dude.

00:59:34.620 You know how it is to compete.

00:59:35.680 Like you're fucking passionate.

00:59:36.800 You're locked in.

00:59:37.580 And it's a big devastating moment.

00:59:39.580 Magnus shook his hand and then he fucking went and walked off.

00:59:42.340 And then that Indian dude kept sniffing his wrist because probably smells bad.

00:59:46.880 Yeah.

00:59:47.260 I don't know.

00:59:48.060 Did you see that?

00:59:48.080 He was like.

00:59:49.300 Yeah.

00:59:50.120 After the video, I just had the strong sense that like, I was like that nigga cheated.

00:59:53.820 Like I just feel like a hundred percent Indian guy cheated.

00:59:56.020 Check his butthole.

00:59:56.660 He probably had something in his butt.

00:59:58.040 He's got a neuro link with a whole, uh, thing of, of telemarketer Indians in his head.

01:00:04.020 Yeah.

01:00:04.520 You know what I mean?

01:00:04.920 Sir, sir, sir.

01:00:05.820 C5, sir.

01:00:07.400 F1, sir.

01:00:07.960 C5, sir.

01:00:12.120 So she goes, I had the most intense flashback of this dream and I feel like I understood.

01:00:16.580 I think it was more for my future, being a mom, wife, et cetera, and where the world

01:00:22.640 is heading.

01:00:23.940 A visual of the spirit world.

01:00:25.460 You may not see it in plain sight, but there's always a prowler waiting to pounce on you at

01:00:29.360 your weakest and most vulnerable moment.

01:00:32.260 That is true.

01:00:33.380 Fuck those niggas.

01:00:34.320 It's kind of, it's, it's really sad.

01:00:36.160 Maybe think about it.

01:00:36.920 Cause it's like without fail, that does happen.

01:00:39.780 Even if it's not like a physical person, but you're like, up, here we go.

01:00:43.120 Like you're being, you're being, uh, piled on and it's like, here's, and you just know

01:00:48.040 here's one, here's one more thing.

01:00:49.820 Yeah.

01:00:50.000 We're ready for it.

01:00:50.720 Show up when you're vulnerable.

01:00:51.500 That's it.

01:00:52.160 But that shows you how weak they are.

01:00:54.680 Yeah.

01:00:55.340 Yeah.

01:00:56.060 Uh, so anywho, when I was there, when I was about eight or so, I had a dream that Chuck

01:01:01.300 Norris molested me crazy.

01:01:04.560 He fucking head kicked me and molested me.

01:01:07.840 She had a dream that Chuck Norris and that native guy, that native looking guy who was a sidekick,

01:01:12.700 had kidnapped me and they were both wearing tight jeans and I could see their bulge in

01:01:18.060 the dream.

01:01:18.420 What the fuck, dude?

01:01:20.880 But I feel like I'm reading like a Nicholas Sparks novel or something.

01:01:24.600 Incredible.

01:01:26.160 It was sick.

01:01:27.320 The native guy had me on his lap and was cutting my upper thigh with his pocket knife and asking

01:01:32.180 me if it hurt in what felt like a sexual way.

01:01:35.380 Very creepy.

01:01:36.140 Uh, what's even more creepy is that this year I found out about that daycare slash school

01:01:43.760 in California that was trafficking kids to celebrities.

01:01:47.040 Some of the children testified of seeing Chuck Norris, but no one believed them.

01:01:52.720 Dude.

01:01:53.240 Is that what?

01:01:53.640 Nobody wants to believe him.

01:01:54.640 I didn't even know that happened.

01:01:55.960 That's what we were talking about with Riderly.

01:01:57.720 Like, uh, man, what school was that?

01:02:00.120 They were, uh, like Paris Hilton was in this school or, oh, this is like, um, it's like

01:02:05.540 a reform school for misbehaving children, kind of a deal where like, uh, what's his name?

01:02:11.140 Uh, Dr. Phil sent the catch me outside girl there and she ended, I don't know if this is

01:02:15.580 the same thing, but she ended up, uh, pushing back against it really hard, trying to bring

01:02:20.120 awareness to the whole situation.

01:02:22.000 And they were using it as a way to traffic children is my understanding.

01:02:27.840 And obviously a ton of abuse happens there, which is interesting because you're sending

01:02:32.960 your kids off to a school where basically they're telling you, we're going to do a lot

01:02:38.420 of things that they don't like because you've never disciplined your child.

01:02:41.820 And so they're going to say X, Y, and Z happened to me, but that's why you're sending them here.

01:02:47.140 And that is a perfect cover to do horrifying things to children and then be like, yeah, they

01:02:51.920 don't like discipline.

01:02:52.880 What can you do?

01:02:53.580 And it's like, no, they don't like Chuck Norris and his tight pants and his little Indian

01:02:57.780 sidekick.

01:02:58.760 Um, yeah, it's cutting, cutting your legs.

01:03:01.020 That's so crazy, dude.

01:03:02.520 Um, so are you thinking that this actually happened?

01:03:07.440 No, I don't think that that's the case.

01:03:09.200 No, then she says, then I started thinking about astro planing and witchcraft and shit.

01:03:13.560 And I don't know how it all works, but I know peeps is sick and peeps with money are

01:03:18.340 even sicker.

01:03:19.280 I'm sorry.

01:03:20.140 I don't know why I'm saying peeps.

01:03:22.120 Fuck.

01:03:22.440 I like Rebecca.

01:03:24.220 All right.

01:03:24.600 Let's, uh, let's keep it going.

01:03:27.280 All right.

01:03:27.440 Side note.

01:03:28.020 Never told my parents or anyone, not until I got married.

01:03:30.960 It was almost as if I felt ashamed of it.

01:03:33.800 I wonder if your husband will be like, okay, with like a whole pass for Chuck.

01:03:37.000 I mean, Chuck Norris, right?

01:03:38.500 I mean, do you have an option?

01:03:40.960 You don't have it.

01:03:41.560 Yeah.

01:03:41.680 This is like a past tense.

01:03:43.640 So this has already happened.

01:03:44.820 This sucks.

01:03:45.100 No, I'm saying Chuck Norris beats your ass.

01:03:47.180 I think I fucked Chuck Norris up.

01:03:49.020 I like all this shit about Chuck.

01:03:50.680 Even before I that's bullshit.

01:03:52.480 Like they were like, oh, he gave Bruce Lee a run for his money.

01:03:55.420 I think Bruce Lee gets fucked up by most people nowadays.

01:03:58.200 Anyway, you ever see a once upon a time in Hollywood.

01:04:00.920 Was that it?

01:04:01.340 Yeah.

01:04:01.480 Once upon a time in Hollywood, Brad Pitt is the main guy and there's a character in there.

01:04:06.400 It's a long movie, but it's actually pretty good.

01:04:07.740 A character in there that's playing Bruce Lee and Brad Pitt's character, I think is a bodyguard.

01:04:14.080 He's also like a stunt double and so they get into an altercation.

01:04:18.940 Bruce Lee starts fucking, you know, showing off all his karate moves and he comes at Brad

01:04:23.440 Pitt and Brad Pitt grabs him, swings him and throws him into a car door and the whole thing

01:04:29.340 caves in and just knocks Bruce Lee unconscious because he's like five, three, five.

01:04:34.100 Yeah.

01:04:34.440 And fucking 90 pounds and he beats the shit out of him and everyone's like, oh my God.

01:04:39.540 And he goes, I don't fucking know who this guy is or why he's acting like that.

01:04:42.740 But yeah, MMA has really done a number on the perception of like, it's ruined a lot of

01:04:49.980 things.

01:04:50.260 Wrestling, pro wrestling, freaking, you know, these guys that are doing Kung Fu.

01:04:55.920 I'm like, we've already seen what happens when you put Kung Fu against somebody that's

01:04:59.440 actually trying to hit you, trying to really hurt you.

01:05:02.060 Well, Chuck Norris, I wonder, let me see, Chuck Norris height, because if you know how

01:05:10.000 to fight a little bit and you're a big guy, he's 5'10", so he's pushing six feet.

01:05:15.020 He probably weighed a buck 70, a buck 80.

01:05:18.520 And yeah, there you go.

01:05:19.900 It says 165.

01:05:21.220 And if he knows how to move well, and also he did compete, so he's probably not got that

01:05:27.040 fear.

01:05:27.980 You know, a lot of people have like the hesitation.

01:05:29.400 They're saying Bruce Lee's 5'8", my ass.

01:05:31.660 But the same thing, like Steven Seagal back in the day, he's listed here as 6'4", he's

01:05:37.840 over 200 pounds, and he is at least familiar with how to grab a motherfucker.

01:05:43.400 You know, these guys will give you a hard time.

01:05:44.800 No, I'm saying, yeah, they give you a hard time, but like, I don't know, the whole thing

01:05:50.500 of him doing this or that, I'm like, I just, I don't, I don't think so.

01:05:53.700 Yeah, no, there's certainly a level of mystique and mythology associated with these characters

01:06:01.220 that, yeah, if you also knew how to fight and weren't afraid of fighting, you could put

01:06:05.980 a boot against Bruce Lee's chest and probably level him, you know, probably collapse his

01:06:10.240 lung, break his throat.

01:06:10.860 He's a child, like a little Chinese dude.

01:06:12.420 It's like, all right.

01:06:13.120 He's like a child.

01:06:13.880 I got here with that shit.

01:06:14.800 All right, so anyway, also had dreams of the end time.

01:06:17.900 One in particular, we were all waiting in line in this sterile white room.

01:06:22.580 There were two elevators in front of me, one going up, one going down, and I knew the people

01:06:26.540 going down were going to hell for some reason.

01:06:29.220 I saw Albert Einstein, and that nigga went down.

01:06:33.880 And then my mom got in and went down, and I was like, JK, and went up.

01:06:40.960 That shit was not cool.

01:06:42.200 So many end times dreams, though.

01:06:44.800 Too many to even tell.

01:06:46.080 Then she puts a Wikipedia article.

01:06:47.860 What the hell is this about?

01:06:48.880 McMartin preschool trial.

01:06:50.820 That's interesting.

01:06:51.500 Well, we should have a gander.

01:06:52.620 I'll open the link.

01:06:53.760 Yeah.

01:06:54.020 Oh, I guess this is the preschool that, or the school that she's talking about.

01:06:57.080 I see a blind woman.

01:06:58.100 Is that her mother?

01:06:58.600 The McMartin preschool trial was a daycare sexual abuse case in the 1980s, prosecuted

01:07:05.100 by the Los Angeles District Attorney Ira Reiner.

01:07:08.300 Members of the McMartin family who operated a preschool in Manhattan Beach, California,

01:07:12.520 were charged with hundreds of acts of sexual abuse of children in their care.

01:07:16.980 Accusations were made in 1983, with arrests and the pre-trial investigation taking place

01:07:22.180 from 1984 to 1987, and trials running from 87 to 90.

01:07:26.320 The case lasted seven years, but resulted in no convictions.

01:07:30.520 No shit.

01:07:31.860 Yeah.

01:07:32.060 And all charges were dropped by 1990.

01:07:34.860 By the case's end, it had become the longest and most expensive series of criminal trials

01:07:39.640 in America's history.

01:07:40.500 And I would imagine that they probably spent that much money, especially given the area,

01:07:43.980 right?

01:07:44.780 Manhattan Beach, California.

01:07:46.440 These motherfuckers are probably trafficking children to the stars and the elites.

01:07:51.020 And so, because otherwise, how does a preschool operation have enough money to drag a trial

01:07:59.200 on for that long?

01:08:00.440 Because, you know, it's like a lot of the times they'll just drain you of funds.

01:08:03.660 But somehow this preschool is able to keep it up.

01:08:05.940 And I think that when it comes to kids, oftentimes they're in bed with some of the most powerful,

01:08:11.460 influential, and richest motherfuckers on the planet.

01:08:13.600 And they're the ones who are keeping your trial going.

01:08:17.080 That's dark.

01:08:17.740 We have to look into that a little bit more.

01:08:19.680 But let's continue.

01:08:21.900 I was always a good kid when I was younger.

01:08:23.640 She keeps saying that.

01:08:24.580 So it makes me think she wasn't.

01:08:25.900 I don't think you were a good kid.

01:08:27.320 I listen to my parents, my teachers.

01:08:29.380 I was really nice other kids.

01:08:31.100 If I saw a kid getting bullied, I'd always step up and say something to the bully.

01:08:34.660 Actually, even throughout junior high, I was known to be approachable and kind.

01:08:40.880 I would pretend date boys, but never kiss or do anything more than a hug.

01:08:46.180 That's weird.

01:08:47.600 Pretend date.

01:08:48.620 I guess that's just like if you have boyfriends or girlfriends when you're really young and

01:08:53.960 you're not doing much than holding hands, that's a pretend date, right?

01:08:57.040 That's not a...

01:08:57.800 Okay, yeah.

01:08:58.860 It's like pretend gambling.

01:09:01.400 I say the same thing.

01:09:02.440 Same thing.

01:09:04.660 Uh, whilst I knew other girls giving BJs and doing it at sixth grade, not cool, really

01:09:09.880 sad.

01:09:10.780 Uh, when I was in eighth grade, I took a trip to Paris and Africa with my parents and cousin.

01:09:16.620 You know what's crazy is now they're the same thing.

01:09:19.460 Yeah.

01:09:19.720 Do, do girls talk about that with each other?

01:09:21.640 Like they'd be like, I do BJs.

01:09:23.100 Like, is that like, it must be a big deal, right?

01:09:24.640 In the girl community.

01:09:25.240 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:09:25.460 I remember being in middle school and like, you know, word would get around that they,

01:09:29.260 uh, so-and-so was having sex.

01:09:30.900 I remember in middle school, uh, some girls' nudes were getting passed around.

01:09:35.120 I never saw them.

01:09:36.240 She was black, so it probably would have been gross.

01:09:38.080 But-

01:09:38.200 You might see those anyway.

01:09:38.920 Yeah, I keep those.

01:09:40.060 But, uh, you missed my banger of a joke.

01:09:42.440 It was a great joke.

01:09:43.020 She said she visited Paris and Africa.

01:09:44.860 And I said, they're both the same thing now.

01:09:47.120 Yeah.

01:09:47.760 Is it one?

01:09:48.500 It's redundant.

01:09:49.740 It's redundant, yeah.

01:09:51.340 Uh, uh, all right.

01:09:52.440 My dad at the time was on Foursquare's International Board of Leadership or something like that.

01:09:58.300 Um, we were basically on a business trip for the church.

01:10:01.780 We started in Paris and it was cool.

01:10:04.300 I think the overseas are overrated, yes.

01:10:07.060 It stunk.

01:10:07.900 The people stunk.

01:10:09.140 Everyone smokes.

01:10:10.300 The rooms are like closets.

01:10:12.240 And after my dad met with some French leaders and we took our little tour of Paris, we flew

01:10:16.520 into Lagos, Nigeria.

01:10:17.900 When we landed, it was like something out of a movie.

01:10:22.220 The airport's tiny and there are more officials than there are people flying in and out.

01:10:26.800 You're warned about the officials stealing your shit right in front of your eyes and or

01:10:31.820 making you pay them money for your shit.

01:10:34.140 Yeah.

01:10:34.320 It was wild.

01:10:35.140 Extortion and shit.

01:10:35.560 Yeah.

01:10:36.200 Yeah, it's disgusting.

01:10:37.140 This is like, this is every time we go, like my wife's like, yeah, let's go to another

01:10:40.980 island.

01:10:41.260 I'm like, I'm fucking dumb with these places.

01:10:42.880 I don't care about-

01:10:44.080 Oh, the culture.

01:10:44.920 Fuck your culture.

01:10:45.580 Look at the silly outfits and the nasty food, the culture.

01:10:50.260 Yeah.

01:10:50.820 But we walk outside and to my right is a mother in the dirt with no legs and a baby and two

01:10:56.800 toddlers with her begging for money.

01:10:59.280 Dang.

01:10:59.480 100% culture shock.

01:11:01.300 Exactly.

01:11:02.680 Also, uh, also being a girl slash woman, uh, made my heart sink.

01:11:08.060 I won't get into too much detail about that trip, except for when we arrive at our hotel

01:11:12.840 room.

01:11:13.180 I think it was the Sheridan.

01:11:14.620 My cousin and I right away noticed a hidden camera in the, in the room immediately cover

01:11:19.900 it up.

01:11:20.820 I fell extremely ill for three days and was literally unable to walk or talk.

01:11:25.180 Why do we go into these places?

01:11:26.820 You know, it's crazy.

01:11:27.660 Um, by the way, my, my old apartment was, uh, was filled with black mold and I think we

01:11:32.860 were getting close to dying before we left there.

01:11:34.640 Yeah, dude, it's, that's one of the, honestly, you're going to take a while to detox from

01:11:38.440 that.

01:11:38.580 You should talk to, uh, my wife about some of the things that you should probably take

01:11:43.120 for that.

01:11:43.420 Yeah.

01:11:43.700 Because, um, we were getting constant feelings of like vertigo, uh, pressure in your head,

01:11:50.360 random bouts of nausea, extreme bouts of fatigue randomly.

01:11:54.120 And, uh, yeah.

01:11:56.040 And it's interesting.

01:11:57.100 Somebody recently made this correlation between, I think it was a Merkel episode making a correlation

01:12:00.740 between black mold and demonic oppression.

01:12:02.660 And how I do think that the spiritual entities use things in the physical realm, like parasites

01:12:08.060 and potentially even mold, uh, to get a better foothold on you to, to get more influence.

01:12:15.620 Um, you know, yeah, that's a part of what was messing us up in the house when we first

01:12:20.060 moved in.

01:12:20.940 Um, I, you know, she was, she was very sick and we found that there was a mold, like a

01:12:25.900 big, there was black mold right here in this room.

01:12:27.600 Um, we had a second staircase that comes down on this side when we removed it, we saw like

01:12:32.700 all the black mold.

01:12:33.940 We had to fucking take all the wood out, uh, paint it out.

01:12:36.500 It was a whole thing, but, uh, that's no joke, man.

01:12:39.280 That could really mess you up.

01:12:40.960 So many people live with it.

01:12:42.180 They don't even, they don't understand how bad that stuff is.

01:12:45.200 Yeah.

01:12:45.480 Well, I called maintenance ones to be like, yo, this mold and, and moisture is dripping

01:12:50.720 under the sink or whatever.

01:12:52.160 Yeah.

01:12:52.520 Anything black is a good point.

01:12:53.960 Uh, and they tried to show up one time while I was doing a show and I was like, I'm not

01:12:58.920 going to let you be in my house while I'm in here doing the show.

01:13:03.060 And you're going to be around my, it was only my kid that was home.

01:13:05.220 I'm like, you can't be here.

01:13:06.300 So you've got to go.

01:13:07.220 And then, you know, you put in another work order and those motherfuckers just never get

01:13:10.860 around to it.

01:13:11.420 So, yeah.

01:13:12.260 So you just move.

01:13:13.620 All right.

01:13:13.980 Let's move.

01:13:14.220 Let's keep moving.

01:13:16.340 I do not remember much.

01:13:17.600 She says.

01:13:18.480 We went to this polyamorous village where this nine-year-old chief was the father.

01:13:25.500 Hold on.

01:13:26.080 Hold on there, Papito.

01:13:27.260 For some reason, you're getting all choppy and sloppy, nasty, sounding bad.

01:13:31.420 Take a breath.

01:13:32.820 Take a breath.

01:13:33.440 Think about it.

01:13:34.160 Go ahead.

01:13:34.560 You continue reading.

01:13:35.380 I'll listen.

01:13:36.160 You disgust me.

01:13:36.920 Okay.

01:13:38.620 She says, I do not remember much.

01:13:40.120 After I got better, we went to this polyamorous village.

01:13:42.940 Huge mistake.

01:13:44.000 Where this 90-year-old chief was the father of basically everyone there.

01:13:48.280 Wow.

01:13:49.780 And was also a four-square pastor.

01:13:52.540 LOL.

01:13:53.240 Bruh.

01:13:54.120 I can't.

01:13:55.040 Anyway, I came home and the boys at school were noticing me.

01:13:59.420 I think it's because I lost 10 pounds because of the mold, poisoning, and everything else.

01:14:03.360 I was never fat, just curvy, and developed at a young age.

01:14:08.200 My mom said my body betrayed me.

01:14:10.280 Yeah.

01:14:10.780 It's a horrifying thing.

01:14:12.680 I'm blessed to be raising a boy.

01:14:15.120 Raising girls is a totally different challenge.

01:14:17.540 You know, with boys, it's like you got to worry about them going to jail or dying.

01:14:22.920 You know, violence and shit like that is really what you got to worry about.

01:14:25.280 Dying.

01:14:26.160 Dying.

01:14:26.560 Yeah, no shit, man, because it was like so many times I almost died as a young boy because

01:14:32.380 I was just in dumb fucking situations that girls don't typically put themselves in.

01:14:36.740 It's weird, right?

01:14:36.840 Like, boys, you're like, I'm worried that you're not going to live, and girls are like, I'm

01:14:41.420 worried that you're going to make more life.

01:14:44.780 Yeah.

01:14:46.000 That's interesting, right?

01:14:47.420 You're on either sides of the life spectrum, depending on boy or girl.

01:14:52.420 That's a fascinating observation, actually.

01:14:53.960 Um, okay, so mom said my body betrayed me, boy.

01:14:58.640 So I went to this party at one of my good friend's mansions, mansions, what the fuck,

01:15:03.020 and had my first kiss with Nikki Craft, a Jew, unbelievable.

01:15:08.680 All right, stop the show.

01:15:10.000 Stop it.

01:15:10.560 We're done.

01:15:10.940 We're done.

01:15:11.420 We're done.

01:15:12.220 Don't talk to us anymore, Rebecca.

01:15:14.140 Um, oh, red hair.

01:15:16.460 Yeah, red hair.

01:15:17.120 Red hair with Liberty Spikes.

01:15:18.840 Nephilim shit.

01:15:20.080 His dad was a big time Disney producer.

01:15:22.220 So it's very clear that Rebecca comes from Monet, because you're going around.

01:15:28.360 She's probably at the $5 tier.

01:15:30.420 She is probably at the $5 tier.

01:15:31.500 We know you got more money.

01:15:34.940 What's the matter?

01:15:35.700 You don't want the telepathy tier?

01:15:37.040 You don't want to spend $33?

01:15:38.500 Okay.

01:15:38.960 Um, his dad was a big time Disney producer.

01:15:42.560 Richard Craft.

01:15:43.460 Fucking doxing, baby.

01:15:44.860 I love it.

01:15:45.360 Uh, they are both creeps.

01:15:47.640 Fuck those niggas.

01:15:49.080 I later found out in life through my hairdresser slash friend that Nikki, who is married with

01:15:54.980 children, hacked her phone through an app he created.

01:15:59.180 Damn, he created an app and sent her a naked picture of herself that she had in her photos

01:16:05.020 but never sent to anyone or posted anywhere.

01:16:07.180 I'm definitely name dropping because Disney producers, as we all know, are real life pedos.

01:16:12.640 Damn.

01:16:12.800 What was the app?

01:16:13.820 Yeah, we should know that app.

01:16:15.320 That's crazy, dude.

01:16:17.200 What the fuck?

01:16:18.320 Oh, damn.

01:16:19.980 All right.

01:16:20.360 She goes, uh, you want to pick up from here?

01:16:21.820 You're, you're, you're regulated again.

01:16:23.860 Uh, I'll, I'll cut to the chase.

01:16:25.960 I could go on and on, but not enough time.

01:16:28.500 When I was 15, started, uh, started going to the mall with friends and for the first time

01:16:34.020 getting attention from older guys, bad, bad, unbeknownst to my parents.

01:16:38.940 One day after school, I went to the mall with some friends and was supposed to spend

01:16:42.760 the night at my brother's condo afterward.

01:16:45.760 This was around the time of hurricane Katrina.

01:16:47.580 And I remember meeting a refugee.

01:16:49.660 Oh my God.

01:16:50.400 You're a mess.

01:16:51.200 See, this is what I mean.

01:16:52.680 Kids just can't be trusted.

01:16:54.240 Dude.

01:16:54.520 What are you doing?

01:16:54.940 My, my wife said that, uh, when she used to go to the mall with her friends, they'd get

01:16:59.020 hit on by adult men and she was 13.

01:17:01.780 Yeah.

01:17:02.140 And it's like, they're like, they're like girls are so young and even the ones that aren't

01:17:07.560 young, they're just like super naive.

01:17:08.940 It was like, what do you think?

01:17:10.020 What do you think is really going on?

01:17:11.740 Uh, my, my, I forgot what my wife was talking about.

01:17:15.260 Um, it might've been like a Reddit story of some chick talking about when she was 13,

01:17:20.360 how she would like, it was a game to try to lure older men in.

01:17:26.160 So this chick is on Reddit talking about how her and her girlfriends, when they were real

01:17:29.700 little would go to the mall and then they would try to pull an adult man.

01:17:33.800 And it was like a challenge.

01:17:35.860 And I'm like, what's the challenge?

01:17:38.080 I don't know, but I'm going to hit you in the face with a belt.

01:17:42.660 It's the only fucking way.

01:17:44.500 The metal, the metal part, like the metal part of the belt.

01:17:47.220 You're taking it to the fucking forehead.

01:17:48.980 Dude.

01:17:49.380 It's, it's crazy.

01:17:50.500 It's really horrifying, horrifying, horrifying, horrifying.

01:17:53.780 We were at, we were at the, uh, um, at the resort and it's like a, we were at a children's

01:18:01.100 resort.

01:18:01.400 Like recently, I told you when I went there, you would be surprised the amount of woman

01:18:06.640 that show up with their children.

01:18:08.960 They show up, you know, fake titted out and then wearing like a thong, like not even a

01:18:13.680 thong, like a bikini.

01:18:16.300 And I was like, you're at the fucking wave pool.

01:18:19.600 You're at the fucking hole.

01:18:21.060 You're at the children's slide.

01:18:22.700 There's a separate section for the chill.

01:18:24.460 And you've, you're here all day.

01:18:25.800 Cause I'm here all day.

01:18:26.960 Cause I've got children.

01:18:28.360 You went from your hotel room.

01:18:30.060 You, you, you fucking premeditated this.

01:18:33.040 You picked this out, said, I'm going to wear this at the children's pool.

01:18:37.540 And you know what they say?

01:18:38.480 This is something I've been talking about my wife about.

01:18:40.540 Cause I think I nailed it.

01:18:41.560 So they'll go like, why is it?

01:18:43.520 It's just butt cheeks.

01:18:44.460 Why are you making it sexual?

01:18:46.040 That's weird.

01:18:47.180 That is such a, um, devious gaslighting.

01:18:51.900 It's, it's a gaslighting technique, but you see it most, um, prominently on display in

01:18:57.740 those videos where people are caught cheating male or female.

01:19:02.000 What'll happen is the spouse will show up.

01:19:04.500 They'll catch them in the act, like having dinner with another woman or another man.

01:19:08.660 And they'll go, how long has this been going on?

01:19:11.840 And the other person will say, are you really doing this right now?

01:19:15.260 This is really fucking weird behavior.

01:19:17.000 This is really weird.

01:19:17.900 You really set this up.

01:19:19.140 You did this.

01:19:19.680 You're sneaking around.

01:19:20.480 You're trying to set me up to cat.

01:19:21.760 This is very weird.

01:19:22.840 And it's the same exact behavior that you get from these fucking sluts when they're like

01:19:27.760 walking around in sheer tops and their, their nipples are fucking protruding through

01:19:32.080 disrespectfully.

01:19:32.900 And they go, uh, you go, that's a little inappropriate to be wearing around.

01:19:36.460 And they go, what do you, that's weird.

01:19:38.140 You're set.

01:19:38.620 You're the one sexualizing this.

01:19:40.140 You're weird.

01:19:40.800 And it's like, it's the same shit as the person who gets caught cheating.

01:19:43.360 You're fucking gaslighting.

01:19:44.800 It's an amazing technique and it's transparent as shit.

01:19:48.100 Just as transparent as your shirt.

01:19:50.020 A great tweet from, uh, one of my friends on online, I forget his fucking, uh, his account.

01:19:56.560 I'll remember it, but he's like, there's a reason why every society throughout human history

01:20:03.020 has subjugated women and kept them like kept their, their head wrapped and in towels,

01:20:09.080 except for this one.

01:20:10.260 And it's like, yeah, it's very sad.

01:20:12.960 It's very sad.

01:20:13.600 It's a sad reality.

01:20:14.800 But it's like, you can't, you just can't be trusted anymore at this point.

01:20:18.080 What the fuck are you doing?

01:20:19.120 Like left to your own devices.

01:20:20.980 This is how you choose to present yourself.

01:20:23.100 You've got kids.

01:20:24.360 Your kids are here.

01:20:25.360 It's wild.

01:20:26.280 Yeah.

01:20:26.540 I can't stand it.

01:20:27.420 I can't stand it.

01:20:28.000 It's the same thing where like, uh, Spanish culture is like, oh, twerking is just part

01:20:33.160 of our shit.

01:20:34.180 Like that's just part, you're making it weird.

01:20:35.800 It's got nothing to do with sexuality.

01:20:36.960 And then you see like children twerking and everything.

01:20:39.040 And you're like, this is not, um, this, this isn't absent of sexuality.

01:20:44.060 This is sexuality on display.

01:20:45.940 See a man fucking crushing it.

01:20:47.440 Uh, this is sexuality on display, but they'll gaslight you and they'll go, no, you're the

01:20:51.780 one that's making it weird.

01:20:52.880 You're the one that's making about sexuality.

01:20:54.460 I'm like, you're swinging your asshole, you know, to and fro dangerously close.

01:20:59.320 Like this is what I'm saying.

01:21:00.100 Like your asshole is dangerously close from being out.

01:21:03.880 And so Rebecca says she wears a one piece.

01:21:06.040 My wife does too.

01:21:06.900 And it's like, it leads you to question like, well, what did I, cause I get it, you know,

01:21:10.800 like you're in the pool and it's hot and you're trying to go get wet or get a tan.

01:21:15.660 And, but there's like, the woman have crossed the line way too much where it's like, now

01:21:20.460 it's like, now what, now you have to like drag the line, put you in a fucking burka.

01:21:25.360 You know, it was like, everyone has to wear a burka.

01:21:27.720 Is that where we have to be?

01:21:28.860 It's so in order to slide back to, can we, can we draw the line at like, if I can catch

01:21:33.820 a whiff of your asshole, you've gone too far for real.

01:21:36.960 Like if you, if you move a different, like, like, I feel like dudes are right.

01:21:40.600 Like dudes are wearing shorts.

01:21:42.640 Like if you do like a cartwheel accident, maybe you have to do a cartwheel for no reason.

01:21:46.440 If I could see your balls or your butthole, whatever, after the cartwheel, you're wearing,

01:21:50.640 you're not wearing enough.

01:21:52.100 Yeah.

01:21:52.240 We got to kill you in the wave pool.

01:21:53.940 We got to kill you.

01:21:56.780 Fucking disgusting people, but we're weird.

01:21:58.520 We're making it weird.

01:21:59.340 I get it.

01:21:59.840 It's fine.

01:22:00.120 Yeah.

01:22:00.300 I'm weird.

01:22:01.200 Yeah.

01:22:01.560 Why are you looking at my butthole?

01:22:02.440 All right.

01:22:02.640 I remember he was homeless, the refugee basically, and he was given a Greyhound ticket to Portland.

01:22:08.000 Anyway, I don't know if meeting him is relevant to what happens next, but I thought I'd share

01:22:13.060 this.

01:22:13.940 We parted ways and my friend took me to my brother's house.

01:22:16.980 I can't remember if I talked to the refugee on the phone that night, but if I did, I wasn't

01:22:21.840 supposed to be doing that because my parents were very strict and tried to keep me as sheltered

01:22:26.980 as possible, which I can appreciate now that I'm a parent.

01:22:30.540 Yeah.

01:22:30.800 I don't, I don't even know if that's the right thing anymore because they're going to see

01:22:34.280 it, but, but anyway, so here's the freaky part.

01:22:38.000 Never ever experienced this before.

01:22:40.000 I think not just not sheltering your kid, but just being racist with them, telling them

01:22:45.760 and letting them know the realities of some of these things and also making it funny.

01:22:51.000 Like when we see people doing like retarded shit, I'd be like, look at this guy.

01:22:55.880 And they're like, yeah, what's up?

01:22:56.820 Like they're scared at first.

01:22:57.780 And I'm like, that guy's a crackhead.

01:22:59.180 And they might not be a crackhead, but that's just what we call everybody who's doing

01:23:03.000 whacked out stuff.

01:23:04.840 And they're like, I took him, I took my son to the gym here in the new apartment.

01:23:09.520 And then after the gym, if you open the doors, it leads right to the pool.

01:23:13.060 And in the pool, you know, it wasn't filled with cocoa puffs.

01:23:16.240 It was filled with, uh, just like there was an old white couple there.

01:23:19.320 And when we got into the water, they said, uh, you know, good morning.

01:23:25.040 I said, good morning.

01:23:25.920 How are you?

01:23:26.440 They said, oh, we're good.

01:23:27.800 Beautiful weather.

01:23:28.440 Huh?

01:23:28.560 I said, absolutely.

01:23:29.760 And then I started coaching my son on like how to do, I don't even know what it's called,

01:23:34.500 like how to swim.

01:23:35.160 I guess it's breaststroke.

01:23:36.020 You know, you're throwing your hands over because he swims underwater really well, but

01:23:39.120 he doesn't do that one too well.

01:23:40.200 So we're, we're going through that.

01:23:41.700 And the old lady says, wow, what a fantastic swimmer.

01:23:44.620 He looks like a pro, you know, classic old white lady shit.

01:23:47.620 And, you know, he's, oh, thank you, ma'am.

01:23:49.400 And it's, it was really wonderful interaction.

01:23:50.920 And then we get out while the getting's good.

01:23:53.160 And on the walk home, I said, see how nice they were.

01:23:57.340 See how like there was no threat of danger.

01:24:00.220 They weren't loud.

01:24:01.360 They weren't obnoxious.

01:24:02.480 Any of that shit.

01:24:03.080 He was like, yeah, it's, it was actually really nice.

01:24:06.080 And then we're walking back to the apartment and we have no shoes on.

01:24:08.820 And I say, see how there's no glass on the floor and there's no trash around.

01:24:13.800 And he's like, yeah, it is really nice here.

01:24:15.540 And eventually he goes like, not a lot of black people, huh?

01:24:19.880 Oh, not a lot of black people.

01:24:25.040 Not a lot of black people.

01:24:26.860 It's very sad, but it's true.

01:24:28.480 I listen, I'm not here to make the rules.

01:24:30.680 I'm just here to fucking tell my kids about them.

01:24:34.260 All right.

01:24:34.840 So side note, never touch drugs or alcohol until I was like 17 or 18.

01:24:40.800 Good for you.

01:24:41.620 That's pretty long.

01:24:42.320 Yeah, it's a long time to hold out.

01:24:44.840 Just so everyone knows, this was not induced by something I took or drank.

01:24:48.460 I'd gone to bed and when I was sleeping, felt like I had woken up in the middle of the night.

01:24:53.100 But that classic feeling of sleep paralysis was happening to me.

01:24:56.980 I felt like I was frozen with fear.

01:24:59.180 I was on my stomach, but I couldn't move.

01:25:01.620 It's even worse when you're on your stomach.

01:25:03.320 It's, uh, it's more vulnerable.

01:25:04.820 Yeah, ass out.

01:25:07.340 Uh, I did manage to pull the pillow over my head and I was looking out of the side of my eyes toward the door of the room in complete frozen fear.

01:25:15.800 Uh, I still remember the physical feeling.

01:25:19.700 Literally, my eyes hurt from looking side, uh, looking from side to side so hard and my hair was kind of over my face and eyes.

01:25:26.940 It's the hardest thing to explain, but I saw three creepy men, two tall, one really short.

01:25:33.800 They had black greasy hair, trench coats, and commander boots.

01:25:38.280 They were standing outside of my brother's condo, jiggling the door to break in.

01:25:43.860 I couldn't make their faces out.

01:25:45.440 I saw their clothes and hair in detail.

01:25:47.820 And now I know what it's called.

01:25:49.280 I think I was astral planing.

01:25:50.820 Because I was able to see them as if I was standing right there or kind of hovering above them.

01:25:56.060 Like hovering around them.

01:25:57.880 Also, the lighting, uh, was like the lighting outside on a full moon.

01:26:02.520 It was putrid, cold, and bluish.

01:26:04.260 They enter into the condo and I see all three walking up the stairs with their heads down, greasy hair dangling.

01:26:11.980 I was the first in the room at the top of the stairs.

01:26:15.340 Fear started washing over me like I was, like, like intense waves.

01:26:20.200 Then I see them and I see a hand open my door and now I'm back in my body, still stuck as fuck, and looking up at the open door.

01:26:29.640 Three terrifying heads look into the room, stacked on top of each other like a cartoon.

01:26:34.900 And although dark, I could see their faces.

01:26:38.000 Greasy black hair strung over their face.

01:26:40.620 Bulging eyeballs.

01:26:42.400 Mostly, uh, mostly see white.

01:26:44.880 But their whites were yellowish.

01:26:46.500 They were black people.

01:26:47.740 Um.

01:26:48.560 What is that?

01:26:49.140 Glaucoma?

01:26:49.540 What is that?

01:26:50.000 I don't know what that is, man.

01:26:51.600 Why are their eyes yellow?

01:26:52.920 Maybe to see in the dark.

01:26:55.260 Could be that.

01:26:56.140 Could be that.

01:26:56.800 It's night vision.

01:26:58.320 Um.

01:26:58.540 I can't even recall a nose or mouth and they make no sounds, but their freaking eyes I can still see.

01:27:04.740 Unnaturally huge and bulging.

01:27:06.600 And then they're just gone.

01:27:07.860 All of a sudden I'm able to move again, but I'm in the same position.

01:27:11.440 Head halfway under the pillow.

01:27:13.300 Hair and face.

01:27:14.680 If I could compare the faces, they look like, uh, that freaky meme, weird meme Momo.

01:27:20.360 Do you know what that is?

01:27:21.120 Yeah.

01:27:21.420 I know what Momo is.

01:27:22.320 I don't know what it comes from, but I know the image.

01:27:24.060 It's like a pale face, black hair, big eyes, kind of gaunt, very much what she's describing here.

01:27:29.140 It almost seems like she saw, like, um, grown, uh, black eyed children, you know, but just not with the black eyes in this particular instance.

01:27:38.360 But, uh, you know, whenever they describe, like, people that are abductee victims and they see their kids again, they're so weird.

01:27:45.580 And their eyes are weird and their skin is pale and they're just fucking weird.

01:27:50.040 They're not taken care of, right?

01:27:51.380 It's not like they live in Western culture where they're bathing regularly and all this other shit.

01:27:55.600 They are, uh, dirty, creepy looking retards.

01:28:01.200 Greasy, black hair.

01:28:02.240 Raised underground or something like that.

01:28:04.660 Yeah.

01:28:05.160 Certainly not raised in the sunlight.

01:28:06.860 That's for sure.

01:28:08.540 Yeah.

01:28:09.540 All right.

01:28:09.860 So the next day I was actually so happy.

01:28:12.340 I felt like I survived a near death experience.

01:28:14.440 Woken into detail, but my life was an absolute shit show for years.

01:28:19.080 Went to jail, was human trafficked.

01:28:21.380 But God saved me.

01:28:22.540 What the fuck?

01:28:23.660 Um, brought me through the other side.

01:28:26.480 I rejoice daily and I'm in awe of his everlasting goodness.

01:28:30.300 Also, my kids are super healthy, unvaccinated, beautiful human beings.

01:28:33.860 God bless me tenfold.

01:28:35.600 We're trying to get out of the city and homestead and we pray every day for a way.

01:28:40.440 Uh, super long.

01:28:41.280 Hope you read.

01:28:42.240 Sorry about the horrible punctuation.

01:28:44.660 Impossible spelling grammar mistakes.

01:28:46.800 You guys are amazing.

01:28:47.680 Keep doing what you're doing in the, in the Jesus.

01:28:51.820 In the name of.

01:28:52.640 In the name of Jesus.

01:28:53.680 Yeah.

01:28:53.800 I was like, keep doing what that means.

01:28:54.620 What does that mean?

01:28:55.420 Woo hoo.

01:28:56.680 Blessings, Rebecca.

01:28:57.460 Thank you for writing in, Rebecca.

01:28:58.940 Yeah.

01:28:59.120 This is a, it's a great story.

01:29:01.600 This is a interesting, I mean, human trafficked, huh?

01:29:04.520 That's a, that's a bummer.

01:29:06.960 That's very interesting.

01:29:08.000 When that happens, she seems like she was like kind of, you know, raised at the upper

01:29:12.840 echelons of things kind of got to touch, you know, that, that lifestyle, right?

01:29:18.340 If she's rolling around with people who are the children of Disney executives and shit like

01:29:23.240 that.

01:29:23.580 And she's going to all these different places and, and vacationing here.

01:29:27.080 And, you know, to me, that sounds like you had some money and then it, it goes south

01:29:32.440 all the way to homelessness and, and then back up again.

01:29:35.920 Um, what a rollercoaster, man.

01:29:38.300 And then getting trafficked on the way up is not good.

01:29:43.300 Uh, but I'm happy to hear that her kids are crushing, unvaccinated, crushing, very good

01:29:50.100 move.

01:29:50.560 Good mom.

01:29:51.540 Good mom.

01:29:51.920 Yes.

01:29:51.980 We're glad, glad you're here too.

01:29:53.460 This is a man.

01:29:55.500 Oh, yeah.

01:29:56.080 I, I, I came from a city and, uh, we got to, I guess what you consider somewhat of a

01:30:01.080 homestead.

01:30:02.120 It's a, it's a struggle, but if you, if you really want to make a way, you know, if you

01:30:07.640 pray about it, there will, it'll open up for you if, if it's right for you, if that's what

01:30:11.520 you're supposed to do, you know, man, very cool though.

01:30:14.500 I feel like Rebecca is a great example of a dangerous retard because, you know, kind of

01:30:23.120 going back to what I was saying about that opting to stay, uh, during the rapture is

01:30:29.020 like, we aren't here.

01:30:31.940 If you are a buttoned up Christian who, you know, really adheres to God's laws and really

01:30:38.860 tries to walk in the way that Jesus walked and you're, and you're here, very happy to

01:30:44.840 have you, but I feel like the content is aimed at people like, well, I, I make content for

01:30:52.700 people like me and we've been through the ringer.

01:30:56.040 We're not excellent Christians by any means, but we are believers.

01:31:00.660 And, uh, I just think that we're not, you know, there are the people who have the aesthetic

01:31:06.620 of like a Joel Osteen, right?

01:31:09.820 Um, not the personality that guy seems like probably not a great guy, but you know what

01:31:13.980 I mean?

01:31:14.220 Like that version of a Christian.

01:31:16.560 And then there are people who are just as on fire for the Lord, but are retarded and have

01:31:22.200 been through things that probably have made them retarded.

01:31:24.960 Um, and I mean that in the best way.

01:31:27.140 And I think that Rebecca, despite what I just said, she, uh, she is a kind of, she is the

01:31:34.180 caricature of the, of the fan base.

01:31:37.080 You know what I mean?

01:31:37.920 Uh, she's a good representation of the people that, uh, I think this content really resonates

01:31:43.240 with.

01:31:44.160 Wow.

01:31:45.020 Big, big ups to Rebecca.

01:31:47.860 That's just how I feel.

01:31:49.020 I don't know.

01:31:51.900 Cause I feel like we're here for, we're, we're here for retards.

01:31:55.360 You have blurry creatures and you have Tony Merkel show and, and that's aimed at one segment

01:32:02.240 of Christ believers.

01:32:04.680 And I feel like we reach a totally different audience.

01:32:07.160 In fact, you might say that we reach the people who would be too stupid to be on the

01:32:12.220 first wave of rapture.

01:32:13.820 If there really was three, you know, I think there actually might be, I think there might

01:32:19.620 be, there might be, uh, do we have time for one more?

01:32:23.040 We're at the hour and a half mark.

01:32:24.580 Um, yeah, I think so.

01:32:25.600 Let's do this one.

01:32:26.500 Uh, four 15 Brooke.

01:32:28.140 Hopefully we're not doxing her.

01:32:29.480 I don't know what this says.

01:32:31.780 I was hypnotized.

01:32:33.040 I think this is, might be a, this might be a fun one.

01:32:35.420 You're going to have to zoom in on it.

01:32:36.600 Cause it's coming out weird, like a PDF or something like that.

01:32:39.200 Hold on.

01:32:39.480 Wait, which one was it?

01:32:40.120 That was weird.

01:32:40.580 Okay.

01:32:40.920 Brooke.

01:32:41.280 Oh, we can open it here.

01:32:42.840 There it goes.

01:32:43.260 I got it.

01:32:45.220 All right.

01:32:45.740 Uh, you want me to start this one?

01:32:47.500 Uh, yeah, go ahead.

01:32:48.480 Start it up.

01:32:49.040 Start it up.

01:32:49.680 Hi guys.

01:32:51.140 My name is Brooke.

01:32:52.320 Hi, bro.

01:32:52.840 Hello.

01:32:53.200 When I was a younger, less dangerous retard senior in high school, back in the good old

01:32:58.040 days of 2011, 2012 ish.

01:33:00.160 These people are like our age.

01:33:02.460 Yeah, that's it.

01:33:04.420 Um, a little bit younger, but still more girls.

01:33:07.540 I guess that would be more than I'd like.

01:33:09.280 Right.

01:33:10.360 What's that?

01:33:10.900 Where the, where the guys at with it?

01:33:12.940 Yeah.

01:33:13.180 We're all the, well, you know, women, women have, I think a lot more spiritual, uh, happenings.

01:33:18.580 They have a lot of dreams and dreams about angels.

01:33:20.980 It's just weird how many women listen to this show, dude.

01:33:22.040 You think women cry when they listen to podcasts?

01:33:24.260 All the time.

01:33:24.840 They just cry.

01:33:26.220 Just fucking cry.

01:33:27.320 Just try to smoke their cigars in the fucking lanai and just cry.

01:33:31.040 Just cry.

01:33:31.620 That's it.

01:33:32.460 Uh, what?

01:33:34.900 It always strikes me as strange how many women listen to this.

01:33:37.880 Um, okay.

01:33:39.400 So back in the good old days of 2011, 2012 ish, I had the privilege of being the chaplain

01:33:45.040 of my private Christian high school.

01:33:47.100 What's a chaplain?

01:33:48.760 Uh, the guy with the little mustache.

01:33:50.620 Oh, okay.

01:33:51.600 Wait, which one?

01:33:52.980 Uh, silent movies.

01:33:54.560 Oh, okay.

01:33:54.920 She did silent movies in the Christian high school.

01:33:58.040 Not, but she didn't gas the Jews.

01:34:00.440 I'll keep reading.

01:34:01.580 Okay.

01:34:02.260 I basically just prayed over our Wednesday chapel and pretended it was really, I was

01:34:07.860 really, and pretended I was really tight with the Lord.

01:34:11.020 So these Wednesday chapels were interesting because our guidance counselor would just have

01:34:18.040 these randos from churches or mission groups come and yap about something.

01:34:22.300 Uh, think no sex till marriage.

01:34:24.220 The dangers of Harry Potter, our Pokemon, the devil.

01:34:27.660 Ah, they might be.

01:34:28.360 Sounds like fucking episodes we do.

01:34:30.360 Yeah, really, right?

01:34:32.420 Um, is Liberty University the college for you?

01:34:36.580 Shit like that.

01:34:37.700 Usually it was unremarkable and pretty lackluster.

01:34:40.180 However, one Wednesday.

01:34:41.080 It's crazy because I've heard all of these, our Pokemon, the devil.

01:34:44.480 Yeah.

01:34:44.760 I've only heard them peripherally because I wasn't raised like this.

01:34:47.560 And I remember thinking like, how gay?

01:34:50.560 It is gay.

01:34:51.460 Yeah.

01:34:51.660 It is because they never really touch on like, like is Dragon Ball Z Nephilim shit?

01:34:56.720 Like, and then really go into it.

01:34:58.120 If I'm telling you, we're really no better than them, huh?

01:35:00.600 No, we're better.

01:35:01.260 We're fucking better.

01:35:01.860 Cause we're bringing like, it's what we're bringing.

01:35:04.320 I'm like, damn, maybe you might be right.

01:35:07.040 Yeah.

01:35:07.280 Yeah.

01:35:07.560 Yeah.

01:35:07.840 Well, you know what it is?

01:35:08.500 It's like, is Pokemon the devil?

01:35:09.840 And you're like, I don't know, go on.

01:35:11.480 And they're like, well, what about pocket monsters?

01:35:15.140 And it's like, can you do better than that?

01:35:17.560 It's like, yeah, there's a lot of stuff.

01:35:18.720 I'm sure there was a dude like, uh, man, what was, uh, he was, he was like an ancient,

01:35:24.920 like not ancient, but a shaman of, uh, some kind of village.

01:35:28.500 And they were showing him Pokemon cards.

01:35:30.340 And he was like, oh yeah, I know that one.

01:35:32.060 Like he knows like these entities, what they look like.

01:35:34.860 Even the names are similar to what he would call them.

01:35:36.980 I was like, fuck dude, that's not good.

01:35:38.380 I know that turtle squirrel creature.

01:35:41.500 That turtle squirrel.

01:35:42.580 He's a bitch.

01:35:43.300 I know he's in the trees.

01:35:44.740 What did I do?

01:35:45.180 I lost it.

01:35:45.860 Oh, where am I?

01:35:46.260 Okay.

01:35:46.440 Here we go.

01:35:46.800 Um, okay.

01:35:49.400 So shit like that.

01:35:50.360 It usually was unremarkable and pretty lackluster.

01:35:52.780 However, one Wednesday, some pastor and his wife roll up really unassuming.

01:35:56.980 Like the dude comes to the front and introduces himself and his wife explaining what church

01:36:02.440 they are associated with and all that jazz.

01:36:04.660 When all of the sudden bro's wife decides to pray for the group.

01:36:10.080 The moment she opens her mouth, something is obviously up.

01:36:14.420 Students and teachers are crying, sobbing, crying.

01:36:18.440 Oh no.

01:36:19.520 Think ugly Kim K cry.

01:36:21.500 Damn.

01:36:21.640 They made these motherfuckers ugly cry.

01:36:23.200 That's crazy.

01:36:23.880 What are they taught?

01:36:24.420 What is the prayer?

01:36:25.640 Nobody makes me ugly cry except myself.

01:36:27.640 Except for, uh, Tony Merkle, that guy on Tony Merkle show.

01:36:31.320 And then the star and all that other stuff.

01:36:32.700 I didn't ugly cry.

01:36:33.760 All right.

01:36:33.940 I did it very fucking, the star fell out of the sky.

01:36:36.760 I'm telling you, like I hurt.

01:36:38.100 I'm thinking you definitely ugly cry because only like half of your face cries.

01:36:43.880 Like, no, I had a fucking, a, a dignified stream, you know, like a, I didn't win.

01:36:50.120 It must look so funny.

01:36:51.440 Cause like, I'm telling you like half of your face is forehead and half of your face is suffering.

01:36:57.080 You know, it is very emasculating for a man with a cigar and a, and a little plastic solo

01:37:02.320 cup filled with red wine, like a bitch.

01:37:04.900 Uh, and I'm just sobbing on the porch.

01:37:06.840 Oh, you don't have glass, right?

01:37:08.460 Cause you don't have like wine glasses.

01:37:11.240 I'm not going to use, I have these really wonderful glasses that my wife picked up.

01:37:14.580 You hear this?

01:37:14.820 Why don't we do this guys?

01:37:16.040 We should do like an Amazon wishlist.

01:37:17.740 David literally lost all of his stuff in the ghetto storm.

01:37:21.740 Uh, just didn't go back.

01:37:23.540 Didn't go back.

01:37:24.480 I couldn't fill the car anymore.

01:37:27.180 I lost everything.

01:37:28.100 I lost so much shit.

01:37:29.180 Fucking suck.

01:37:29.620 Anyway.

01:37:29.980 Um, uh, and mind you, this is just a normal prayer.

01:37:33.060 So this bitch isn't even saying anything crazy.

01:37:34.840 Asking God to be with us, praying for open minds and such.

01:37:37.940 Seriously, nothing crazy.

01:37:39.700 Anyways, someone turns off the lights and they just start raping us.

01:37:43.600 No, that's not.

01:37:45.700 Someone turns off the lights and they just start going person to person and praying for

01:37:49.680 individuals.

01:37:50.560 Uh, people continue crying.

01:37:52.800 Eventually the bell rings and the lights come on and we all dust off our slacks and kilts

01:37:56.980 and go to class.

01:37:58.000 That's wild.

01:37:59.040 So just the lights go off and people are praying.

01:38:01.620 That's, I don't know.

01:38:02.060 This is in between classes.

01:38:04.240 Just like a strobe light.

01:38:05.340 They're like, you know, it's so much better though.

01:38:07.560 Because in my school, it was like the bell would ring and you'd try to go to math class

01:38:11.040 and blacks would fight, uh, everybody blacks would fight each other.

01:38:14.480 Blacks would fight you.

01:38:15.600 Uh, you'd get stabbed and then you'd go to math class.

01:38:18.300 They'd be in the hallway.

01:38:19.300 Like, yeah, constantly.

01:38:21.760 I mean, I remember there were times when, when the bell would ring and you would like, uh,

01:38:27.500 there would be a fight and then you'd go to tell your homies about it.

01:38:30.580 Like, yo, in between third and fourth period, there was a fight.

01:38:32.580 And they were like, yeah, there was a fight over by the gym side too.

01:38:35.720 And then somebody was like, yeah, there was a third fight in that staircase, in the staircase,

01:38:39.380 in the same, you know, bell segment, whatever, in the same transition to class.

01:38:43.360 Like it's fucking unbelievable.

01:38:45.660 Um, unbelievable.

01:38:48.100 So, uh, eventually the bell rings, we dust our shit off.

01:38:50.360 We go back to class.

01:38:51.160 But before I head out, I introduce myself and they end up inviting the senior class to

01:38:55.620 their youth group thing.

01:38:56.500 So I let my classmates know and half of us go.

01:38:59.840 So like 10 people, I can't wait for the, oh, I said, I can't, oh, she says, I can't for

01:39:04.840 the life of me.

01:39:06.120 Remember if it was that night or like a week later, but we did end up at the church.

01:39:11.600 We discovered to our surprise and shock that the 10 of us were the only students attending

01:39:18.500 this midweek situation.

01:39:20.100 Oh, that's not cool.

01:39:21.700 You definitely want to hope that other people are there when you show up.

01:39:24.220 Um, and for whatever unknown reason we stay dudes, the vibes were off.

01:39:33.280 Can't stress enough how the vibes were off.

01:39:36.500 It was like fives.

01:39:37.640 No, no, not good.

01:39:39.000 The vibes were bad, bad vibes.

01:39:41.340 Um, I chalked it up to spooky, unfamiliar, empty church spookiness and just hoped it would

01:39:47.000 get better.

01:39:48.040 Boy, was I in for it.

01:39:50.020 Like the chapel session at school, the dude got up in front of a very small

01:39:54.100 group of us and was all, thanks for coming, blah, blah, blah.

01:39:57.360 And again, his wife started praying over us and people start crying again.

01:40:03.100 What?

01:40:03.480 All 10 of us in tears.

01:40:05.720 Why?

01:40:06.380 I don't know.

01:40:08.200 Finally, some other students show up and they're crying.

01:40:12.100 Also, what the, what is she saying?

01:40:14.940 Well, it seems like just regular shit.

01:40:19.200 So this, I guess was normal for them.

01:40:23.100 I'll be real.

01:40:24.440 Once this was over, I never went back.

01:40:26.920 Yeah.

01:40:27.400 Good move.

01:40:28.500 So anyways, there's like 20 to 25 people now and we break up into groups and are praying

01:40:34.680 over each other.

01:40:35.760 Something I had very little experience with, but I'm doing it because social pressure,

01:40:40.520 I guess after a little of this and some of the pastor and his wife, uh, started praying

01:40:46.820 over the small clusters of us, people immediately start dropping to the ground.

01:40:52.380 You asked my parents invited you to, to their church.

01:40:55.860 And you were like, is this like the, because they go to a Pentecostal church.

01:40:58.780 You're like, I like, no, no, it's like, it's very, it's actually boring.

01:41:03.940 It's more boring.

01:41:05.300 Like the one, it's not, uh, exuberant at all.

01:41:08.560 Like they're kind of white, white people.

01:41:12.020 Yeah.

01:41:12.480 You know, I, I, I wanted to, I want to go to an Orthodox Christian church, but the nearest

01:41:18.920 one is, is very far.

01:41:20.560 And it's not very far, but it's like, I don't know, 15 miles as the crow flies.

01:41:25.640 I don't know what that equates to in traffic, but like, I'm not a, I don't like going far.

01:41:30.320 I just, that's too far.

01:41:31.180 That's, I mean, what did this guy, he just died for you.

01:41:33.440 And your sins, like 45 minutes, I'm going to drive.

01:41:36.060 Yeah.

01:41:36.260 Really?

01:41:36.840 Come on.

01:41:37.320 Let's get real.

01:41:37.880 Like open one closer.

01:41:39.380 What do you do?

01:41:40.280 Yeah.

01:41:41.420 But there is a little place up by me.

01:41:45.660 Uh, there's a little place that's by me and it seems very small and it's like church of

01:41:51.460 Christ.

01:41:52.080 And I'm like, that seems straightforward.

01:41:54.840 Good name.

01:41:55.260 You know, cause there's so many things.

01:41:56.640 It's like Lutheran and seventh day Adventists are like right around the corner.

01:42:00.780 And I'm like, don't know what that is.

01:42:03.120 And of course, you know, uh, uh, Emily is in the chat and she's like, go to mass, be,

01:42:08.320 be Catholic.

01:42:08.900 But I don't, I don't want to, I find it so very boring.

01:42:13.120 I find Catholicism very boring.

01:42:16.040 Well, I just don't like the rituals.

01:42:18.240 No, I've spent all this time learning intimately about like Christianity and it just feels

01:42:25.660 like that's the direction that I'm moving.

01:42:28.060 That's the direction I'm being compelled to move in.

01:42:29.900 Like a Christian direction, not Catholic.

01:42:31.900 Not the Catholic.

01:42:33.080 I know there's some, it just seems like the more overlap there, but she's going to fucking

01:42:36.760 scream when she hears this.

01:42:38.100 She's like, did you go to, the more that I do learn, like learn and like, I guess, yeah,

01:42:43.700 discover about this, the Christianity thing.

01:42:46.100 The more I'm like, it just seems so different.

01:42:48.320 Like, I wonder how she got that out of, well, she's retarded, but like, I wonder how'd you

01:42:53.500 get, that's what she's doing.

01:42:54.620 We're all retarded.

01:42:55.220 I guess.

01:42:55.640 I just like, I feel like I'm going in the opposite direction.

01:42:58.640 Well, federal agent says church of Christ is culty.

01:43:01.720 And then he says seventh day Adventist is culty.

01:43:04.120 And like, I'm not opposed to culty.

01:43:05.880 You know what I mean?

01:43:06.720 It just seems like you're going to be culty if you're going to be at church.

01:43:10.220 So I can respect a bit of cultiness, but I just don't.

01:43:14.880 It's also confusing.

01:43:16.520 Lutheran is like, isn't that, didn't that guy, he was like, you can read the Bible.

01:43:20.040 You don't need other people to read the Bible for you.

01:43:22.240 And I'm like, cool.

01:43:25.460 But what else?

01:43:26.600 I don't, I don't know.

01:43:27.780 I don't know.

01:43:28.340 I don't know.

01:43:28.820 It's so I have to find a church.

01:43:31.160 I would like to find a church because I want my son to be able to like find friends.

01:43:35.760 And I don't, you know, I don't want to rely on public school friends.

01:43:39.620 I want him to find friends who have some connective tissue in the Lord.

01:43:43.740 That would be nice.

01:43:44.760 So I got to find something.

01:43:45.940 I don't know what it's going to be, but I don't think it's going to be my parents.

01:43:49.380 They have a good youth group.

01:43:50.260 It's like, it's actually pretty big around your son's age.

01:43:53.120 There's a lot of kids around that age in this church.

01:43:55.820 Check it out.

01:43:56.900 They also make people cry.

01:43:58.600 You'll go in there, they'll fucking start crying.

01:43:59.940 If anybody cries, I got to go.

01:44:01.300 But the problem is your parents know me.

01:44:04.040 I'm the only ones who cry here.

01:44:05.680 Right.

01:44:05.960 Okay.

01:44:06.540 Your parents know me and they'll, and they'll talk to me.

01:44:09.560 I specifically want to go to a church where like, I don't talk to anybody.

01:44:13.780 I'll tell them, I'll tell them, just leave them alone.

01:44:15.540 Don't talk to me.

01:44:17.040 Don't even look at me.

01:44:18.320 Don't.

01:44:18.460 Because they'll, they'll be like, this is David.

01:44:20.140 And they'll introduce you to the pastor.

01:44:21.320 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:44:22.220 He has a racist podcast.

01:44:23.820 You should listen to it sometime.

01:44:26.320 Yeah.

01:44:26.620 No, I'll tell them, leave you alone.

01:44:27.720 Because that's like, I don't want, I don't want anybody to talk to me.

01:44:29.780 It's nothing personal against them.

01:44:31.000 It's just my, my idea of going there is like, you know, I want to be able to plant myself

01:44:37.740 and then like fucking vibe check it.

01:44:39.880 Watch it.

01:44:40.320 When you go there and they go, are there any first time visitors?

01:44:44.100 And they go, like, I'm there.

01:44:45.860 I will not raise my hand.

01:44:47.140 No, but then they'll go, I see some new faces in the crowd.

01:44:49.740 And I'll just like that.

01:44:51.800 And they'll be like, all right, nevermind.

01:44:55.240 That's, that's what I'm hoping for.

01:44:56.500 And I don't want your parents to look over and be like, you know, because they get a very

01:44:59.860 friendly version of me.

01:45:01.220 But, but in new situations with a lot of people, I am very fucking.

01:45:07.020 You wear a lot of rings, right?

01:45:08.040 I got my gun.

01:45:08.780 I bring, I bring my gun to church.

01:45:10.560 All the rings.

01:45:11.640 I got mad rings on.

01:45:13.000 I got my gun.

01:45:13.960 I have two guns.

01:45:16.700 And I don't want you to talk to me.

01:45:18.320 So guns and a pocket pussy.

01:45:19.520 I just don't want them to see that.

01:45:20.920 Do you say two guns and a pocket pussy?

01:45:22.980 That's the name of the episode.

01:45:26.880 What is it?

01:45:27.460 What is it?

01:45:27.820 Okay.

01:45:28.420 F Catholic said, Matthew 23, nine.

01:45:30.720 Am I ever going to read that?

01:45:31.820 And it's going to be like, you should not be saying those things.

01:45:35.220 Let's, let's read it.

01:45:36.560 Yeah.

01:45:36.880 It's going to be like, you shouldn't fucking, you shouldn't say those things.

01:45:39.880 Yeah.

01:45:40.320 All right.

01:45:40.660 I'll go ahead.

01:45:41.040 Keep reading.

01:45:41.440 I'll read Matthew 23, nine.

01:45:42.700 I'm sure it's rebuking us.

01:45:46.140 Rebuking us actively in the chat.

01:45:48.360 Okay.

01:45:48.760 So people start crying again.

01:45:50.940 All 10 of us in tears.

01:45:52.700 Okay.

01:45:52.980 More people show up.

01:45:53.840 That's right.

01:45:54.220 Oh, and call no man, your father upon earth for, uh, one is your father, which is in heaven.

01:46:00.920 That's correct.

01:46:01.800 Yeah, dude.

01:46:02.260 I don't want to call any, I want to call him Kevin.

01:46:05.160 If his name is Kevin, I want to call you Kevin.

01:46:07.460 I don't want to call you father.

01:46:08.660 Get the fuck out of here.

01:46:10.180 I got a real problem with my dad abandoning me.

01:46:13.260 My father-in-law had like, we had like big fight about that.

01:46:16.480 I probably told you about this, right?

01:46:18.500 Uh, I think vaguely, but tell it, tell me, tell me more.

01:46:21.880 Whatever.

01:46:22.320 We're doing a weird episode today.

01:46:23.820 So, uh, yeah.

01:46:25.140 Yeah.

01:46:25.380 When I got married to my wife, I, cause he, he's like also through in the, uh, what's it

01:46:30.380 called?

01:46:30.780 Uh, like through the adoption system and all that stuff.

01:46:33.020 So his, uh, I guess his upbringing was different than mine, but he was like, he pulled me aside

01:46:37.820 and he goes, you know, I feel a little like offended or like, uh, what was the word he used?

01:46:43.820 Like disaffected by you or something like that.

01:46:45.780 And I was like, what did I, fuck did I do to you?

01:46:47.940 What does that mean?

01:46:48.520 I would've said, what does that even mean?

01:46:49.540 I don't know the meaning of the word.

01:46:50.720 He just goes, you know, I just figured that since you married my daughter, then you would

01:46:54.420 call me dad.

01:46:55.440 Oh, nigga, you was mistaken.

01:46:58.500 Yeah.

01:46:58.680 I was just like, Oh, uh, so I went, I spoke with my wife and I was just like, I don't feel

01:47:02.920 right about it.

01:47:03.860 And I just ended up telling him like, you know, it's like, it's nothing like against you,

01:47:08.480 but you're not my dad.

01:47:09.160 You know that, right?

01:47:09.740 Like, yeah, I got a dad.

01:47:11.220 I, my, my mother-in-law, I call her.

01:47:13.740 Hi.

01:47:14.360 Hello.

01:47:15.600 Yeah.

01:47:15.820 How are you?

01:47:16.540 I don't say like, hi mom.

01:47:18.380 I call him grandpa now because that is your title.

01:47:22.700 Oh yeah.

01:47:23.260 Yeah.

01:47:23.460 Yeah.

01:47:23.540 Yeah.

01:47:23.680 That's true.

01:47:24.240 Yeah.

01:47:24.420 I do that.

01:47:25.300 Yeah.

01:47:25.520 Yeah.

01:47:25.740 But not dad.

01:47:26.900 I'm sorry.

01:47:27.360 It's yeah.

01:47:27.600 It's just, I can't, I was like, there's a guy he's right.

01:47:29.380 He's still alive.

01:47:30.300 He's, he's right there next to you.

01:47:32.240 I call my, my, my, you know, when my mom got married, when I was older, I just called him

01:47:37.560 by his first name.

01:47:38.360 Like, I'm not fucking calling you dad.

01:47:40.660 Uh, so yeah, to, to then go to a thing and to have to call another, like, I'm not calling

01:47:45.380 you.

01:47:45.720 If you subscribe, subscribe, we're going to make a new tier, but the hundred dollar tier,

01:47:51.640 I'll call you daddy.

01:47:52.880 Yeah.

01:47:53.880 That's a daddy, daddy tier.

01:47:56.140 Yeah.

01:47:56.960 You know what?

01:47:57.360 Something about, uh, I don't mind, like if you have like a Spanish thing and they're calling

01:48:01.380 him like Padre, I'm like, that doesn't even sound like dad to me.

01:48:04.860 So that's like a fucking baseball team.

01:48:07.100 So yeah, I'll call you that.

01:48:08.840 Yeah.

01:48:09.060 Poppy.

01:48:09.680 What's up?

01:48:10.180 Poppy's fun.

01:48:10.780 Yeah.

01:48:11.140 Yeah.

01:48:11.400 What's up, Poppy?

01:48:12.340 All right.

01:48:12.840 Uh, I'm trying to find the place.

01:48:14.420 People started crying again.

01:48:15.440 All 10 of us in tears.

01:48:16.760 They just keep crying.

01:48:18.340 20 to 25 people now.

01:48:20.020 And we break up into groups praying over each other.

01:48:23.700 Oh, you're letting me know.

01:48:24.560 Okay.

01:48:24.820 Something I had very little experience with.

01:48:28.040 But I'm doing this because social pressures.

01:48:29.960 What's going on?

01:48:30.400 Okay.

01:48:30.580 This is fine.

01:48:31.060 Yeah.

01:48:31.560 After a little of this and some, uh, of that pastor, his wife start praying over the small

01:48:37.040 cluster of us people.

01:48:37.980 Yeah, that's right.

01:48:38.720 Immediately start dropping to the ground.

01:48:40.380 And I would be like, I'd be like fake gay.

01:48:43.260 I would not fucking believe that.

01:48:45.440 Um, but nevertheless, she says they immediately start dropping to the ground.

01:48:49.900 The homies that have been dropped are like convulsing and murmuring.

01:48:54.660 I'm dead serious.

01:48:55.780 Hold on.

01:48:56.120 I'm making.

01:48:56.560 So, all right.

01:48:57.460 I'm calling you bullshit rat.

01:48:59.060 Uh, is that aiming rat?

01:49:00.320 That's aiming to tear.

01:49:01.660 Yeah.

01:49:01.880 Be gentle.

01:49:02.380 Call him a faggot, but be gentle.

01:49:03.780 A aiming rat, you piece of shit.

01:49:05.040 This is called the daddy tear.

01:49:06.620 That's it.

01:49:07.920 $100 a month.

01:49:10.400 We will call you daddy.

01:49:12.140 Oh, that's so stupid.

01:49:14.480 We will call you daddy.

01:49:15.780 Uh, hey, aiming rat started making content.

01:49:17.740 He's doing stuff with, uh, with Connie.

01:49:20.000 And, um, and I like that.

01:49:22.660 Cause I like aiming rat and I like that he's on camera.

01:49:24.560 And I like that he's on shit.

01:49:25.760 Uh, uh, I don't know why this, I probably should explain that.

01:49:29.900 So they call conspiracy extremist Connie.

01:49:33.220 Oh yeah.

01:49:33.660 Yeah.

01:49:33.760 Yeah.

01:49:34.340 Yeah.

01:49:34.560 Yeah.

01:49:34.760 He does content with everybody, huh?

01:49:36.660 Yeah, he does.

01:49:37.160 He's just a whore.

01:49:38.940 Okay.

01:49:39.420 So here we go.

01:49:40.300 It's up.

01:49:40.900 Uh, save.

01:49:42.080 Yeah.

01:49:42.360 Daddy tear.

01:49:42.960 I'm going to make a fucking, we'll make a little banner for it.

01:49:46.320 But even the ladies call daddy, you don't get called mommy.

01:49:49.100 That's too.

01:49:49.800 That's all it says is we will call you daddy.

01:49:51.760 Plus all other perks that you get above mommy tear is like, that's way up there.

01:49:56.260 We're not calling you mommy.

01:49:57.200 That's you can't afford it.

01:49:58.520 Mommy.

01:49:58.800 Yeah.

01:49:59.200 Mommy tear is crazy.

01:50:00.660 Mommy tear is crazy.

01:50:01.640 That's like $1,500 a month.

01:50:02.960 Yeah.

01:50:03.120 $1,500 a month.

01:50:04.100 That's a mommy tear.

01:50:04.840 Um, so she says, uh, the homies, the homies that have been, give me three months.

01:50:13.460 Um, uh, so, so the homies who have been dropped are like convulsing and murmuring.

01:50:18.840 And then she goes, so like, cool.

01:50:21.300 My mom has epilepsy.

01:50:23.680 I realized they aren't having seizures as far as I could tell within maybe 10 minutes.

01:50:29.460 All of my friends are on the floor and these people start praying over me.

01:50:35.380 Ah, dude.

01:50:36.120 Oh, they want you to do it.

01:50:37.280 Please.

01:50:37.740 This is, uh, who is this?

01:50:38.900 Is this Rebecca?

01:50:40.280 Uh, Brooke.

01:50:41.200 This is Brooke.

01:50:41.940 Okay.

01:50:42.240 Brooke, please tell me you didn't do this shit.

01:50:45.480 All right.

01:50:45.760 I'm going to read on, but please tell me that you're a real ass nigga.

01:50:48.520 And you did not fucking.

01:50:49.800 She did it.

01:50:50.400 Uh, okay.

01:50:51.920 So they start praying over her now.

01:50:54.120 So all of her homies are on the ground and now they've come for her.

01:50:57.480 And she says, all I want to do is get the fuck out.

01:51:00.540 But the person that drove me is laying on the floor still.

01:51:04.240 So uncomfortably, I stand there and try to understand why I'm not falling out like the

01:51:10.580 rest of everyone.

01:51:11.380 Hey, good for you, Brooke.

01:51:13.000 Doxed.

01:51:13.500 Good for you.

01:51:14.360 Yeah.

01:51:14.920 You deserve, people deserve to know your name.

01:51:16.500 Um, so she's wondering why the hell she's not doing it.

01:51:21.580 Right.

01:51:22.180 Uh, the moment the pastor's wife put her hands on my forehead.

01:51:27.020 Oh my God.

01:51:28.180 I got the clearest voice in my head saying she's forcing the spirit, but she has a message for

01:51:35.240 you.

01:51:37.500 Hmm.

01:51:38.820 Hmm.

01:51:40.520 I grew up really dusty, crusty, musty Baptist.

01:51:44.800 What does that mean?

01:51:46.500 I don't know.

01:51:47.680 Our, our Baptist, uh, dusty, dusty.

01:51:53.060 Actually, I, sorry.

01:51:53.920 I have to have some more news.

01:51:55.840 We're just, we're just going crazy.

01:51:57.320 I know you guys wanted the $2 tier, but we're doing, we have the daddy tier and the mommy

01:52:02.180 tier.

01:52:02.860 No members.

01:52:03.720 What's the mommy tier?

01:52:04.180 How much is the mommy tier?

01:52:05.360 1500 a month.

01:52:06.300 Uh, we'll call you so hard.

01:52:07.600 If somebody fucking pays $1,500.

01:52:10.480 Oh my God.

01:52:11.060 If you do it, I'm going to block you.

01:52:14.460 I'm giving you your fucking money back, bitch.

01:52:16.340 Mommy tier gets you blocked, but we'll call you mommy for a couple of minutes.

01:52:20.720 Yeah, I guess maybe a couple of, I could do like a couple of minutes.

01:52:22.940 That's fine.

01:52:24.300 Um, so she says she grew up really dusty, musty, crusty Baptist.

01:52:28.540 This shit didn't happen to me, but here I was with some lady's hands on my forehead, getting

01:52:34.600 a fancy little mind massage.

01:52:37.100 So I lock in and listen to her.

01:52:40.100 She tells me I'm a prophet.

01:52:42.340 She tells me I will convert witches.

01:52:44.780 And she tells me not to lose my way.

01:52:48.660 Hmm.

01:52:51.240 Huh?

01:52:53.040 I was the only one retarded enough that night not to get hypnotized by this lady's weird

01:52:59.620 church magic.

01:53:00.840 And as soon as all my homies were up, I was out of there.

01:53:05.560 Dude, what, what was the vibe when she realized you weren't going to fucking do the Harlem shake

01:53:09.980 for her?

01:53:11.300 That's interesting.

01:53:12.760 Um, she was like, damn, she's strong.

01:53:14.440 This one's strong.

01:53:15.360 This one's strong.

01:53:16.180 This bitch is strong.

01:53:17.440 I was honestly pissed about, uh, pissed off about this.

01:53:22.900 Her message made me feel really important.

01:53:25.100 And I didn't want that.

01:53:26.620 I didn't want to be a prophet or be in charge of trying to hunt down and convert anyone.

01:53:31.460 I honestly thought she was full of shit because of the, the witches thing.

01:53:36.000 I didn't forecast moving to Richmond.

01:53:39.160 Oh, I don't forecast moving to Richmond, Virginia and being absolutely surrounded by them five

01:53:44.680 years later.

01:53:45.680 So obviously my profitabilities haven't exactly been obvious.

01:53:50.580 Anyway, I carried this pissed off energy into 2013.

01:53:54.760 When I got married to a dude, I met on a vampire goth social networking website that

01:54:00.600 no longer exists.

01:54:01.860 Oh, you wild.

01:54:03.280 You're a wild girl.

01:54:04.000 He was in the USAF and we moved to Japan.

01:54:08.320 That's a crazy sentence.

01:54:09.520 Let me read that again.

01:54:11.300 Anyway, in 2013, I got married to a dude I met on a vampire goth social networking website.

01:54:18.580 It no longer exists.

01:54:19.900 He was in the air force and then we moved to Japan.

01:54:22.340 That's so weird.

01:54:22.880 That's fucking weird.

01:54:24.460 I'm invested.

01:54:26.420 I'm invested, Brooke.

01:54:27.720 That's fucking weird.

01:54:28.060 I like it.

01:54:29.320 I like it.

01:54:30.040 In late 2013, I moved to Okinawa with this dude, right?

01:54:35.600 He's a huge turd and I don't know it yet.

01:54:38.660 He's covert about it.

01:54:40.420 Homie had a raging porn addiction.

01:54:42.500 Yeah.

01:54:42.960 I think like something about Japan just gives you a raging porn addiction.

01:54:47.360 Everything.

01:54:47.840 Their major export is porn.

01:54:49.480 So yeah, tentacle porn.

01:54:50.600 That's right.

01:54:51.520 And I truly believe that anyone who is putting as much energy into beating his meat as he was, was definitely inviting something to feed off that energy.

01:55:00.980 Keep that in mind.

01:55:01.820 Agreed.

01:55:02.280 I agree with that assessment.

01:55:03.320 It's very important to not beat your meat.

01:55:05.840 I wonder how like wives feel about that specifically.

01:55:08.680 Well, I mean, I used to beat my meat and my wife was like, you know, cool with it because she just thought like, oh, that's just, she's like, that's just what dudes do.

01:55:22.240 It wasn't until, oh, Scott says Xerox, please pray.

01:55:24.860 Everybody prayers for Xerox, who has a crippling porn addiction, can't stop gooning.

01:55:28.740 And, you know, he struggles with it as we all do with all of our various sins.

01:55:32.960 And I'm not here to stack my sins up against Xerox's sins.

01:55:36.520 I'm here to uplift my homies in the name of Jesus Christ.

01:55:38.720 So please, everybody, prayers for Xerox so that he can stop gooning.

01:55:43.260 Yeah.

01:55:43.380 When Xerox comes, when you show up to Bohemian Grove, if he does show up, we're going to pray for him and make him cry.

01:55:47.920 That's it.

01:55:48.300 Yeah.

01:55:48.480 We're going to lay hands on him, but we're going to wash him afterwards because Lord knows he's covered in cum.

01:55:55.080 There was something I just saw here that was interesting.

01:55:57.140 Rebecca says, wow.

01:56:01.100 Yeah.

01:56:01.560 So she just thought like culturally like, oh, that's just what dudes do.

01:56:04.860 It wasn't until I realized like, you know, podcasting really made me realize this.

01:56:11.240 Like, I've got somebody to talk to on the other side of a screen.

01:56:14.260 I've got to be sharp.

01:56:15.340 I need my coffee.

01:56:16.740 I need to be locked in.

01:56:17.880 I've got to stop touching my dick.

01:56:19.380 Yeah.

01:56:19.740 I know that just when I beat my meat, I go, oh, I'm so tired now.

01:56:23.480 I don't want to talk to anybody.

01:56:24.600 And I go, that's bad.

01:56:25.900 And then the same thing with like smoking weed.

01:56:28.520 Like, I stopped smoking weed during the day because I had people to talk to.

01:56:31.740 And then I was like, oh, you know, if he's smoking, I'm so sleepy.

01:56:34.680 I don't want to talk to anybody.

01:56:35.540 So things that make me feel like that were enough of a red flag.

01:56:38.720 And then, of course, there's just a bunch of spiritual implications to pulling on your penis.

01:56:44.640 And it's all bad.

01:56:45.680 Yeah, until it's over.

01:56:46.740 Yeah, it's not great.

01:56:48.600 Yeah.

01:56:49.240 Not great.

01:56:50.160 All right, let's finish this.

01:56:51.120 Let's keep reading.

01:56:51.760 I'm interested in what Brooke is saying here.

01:56:53.420 Okay, December 20th, 2013, this guy gets me something I had never had and also didn't know I needed.

01:56:59.760 A puppy.

01:57:00.480 Isn't that nice?

01:57:01.600 Black and tan Shiba Inu, a doge dog.

01:57:06.120 She changed my life.

01:57:07.540 I left that shitty nerd, but I got both dogs that we ended up with.

01:57:12.820 That's hilarious.

01:57:13.480 That always happens that way.

01:57:14.440 I got dumped by a chick, and that was one thing.

01:57:17.680 But she took my cats, and that was another thing.

01:57:19.880 My bitch.

01:57:21.180 Wish her well.

01:57:21.700 Um, this dog was such a blessing, but I started noticing she'd play with, uh, she'd play upstairs by herself a lot.

01:57:29.640 She'd hang out in the dark guest bedroom, and sometimes it would sound like something was throwing a toy down the hallway for her.

01:57:36.360 Weird, but she could have thrown it herself.

01:57:38.440 No big deal, with her thumbs.

01:57:40.240 Uh, she would sometimes bring me random stuff that I was certain we didn't have in our home.

01:57:46.280 Excuse me.

01:57:47.300 Marbles, blueberries, a weird button.

01:57:49.900 Usually small items, but always things we couldn't find a source for.

01:57:55.680 Obviously, Hubs wrote it off as base housing and nothing supernatural could have been happening on the most notoriously haunted military base in the world.

01:58:04.780 Oh, didn't know that.

01:58:05.680 I wasn't so easily convinced.

01:58:06.660 Yeah, well, um, I mean, I didn't know it was the most notoriously haunted military base in the world, but through our strenuous research, we have found that the overlap between supernatural occurrence and military base is not to be understated.

01:58:19.900 Um, it's a Venn diagram that is just one circle.

01:58:23.800 Uh, there's a lot of, like, misery there, too.

01:58:26.020 Like, with the wives kind of being left.

01:58:28.480 Yeah.

01:58:29.360 A lot of people that go into the military are already sad.

01:58:32.140 You know, I have a niece who's looking into going into the military.

01:58:34.980 Why?

01:58:35.640 Because she doesn't have anything.

01:58:37.420 She doesn't have any friends.

01:58:38.660 And, you know, uh, she's lesbian.

01:58:41.240 So, of course, she's going to the Air Force.

01:58:42.880 And, uh, you know, her family is fucking estranged.

01:58:47.480 So, it's like, there's a, there's a sadness there.

01:58:50.540 Also, you know, I was watching a video where this chick was going around a military base.

01:58:54.780 And she's like, yo, why did you sign up for the military?

01:58:56.760 Like, asking her homies.

01:58:57.880 And everyone's like, needed the benefits, needed this, nothing else to do, yada, yada.

01:59:01.900 And then a couple of people were like, I wanted to fucking kill people.

01:59:05.040 Yeah.

01:59:05.680 And it was like, yeah, there's those.

01:59:07.300 Mm-hmm.

01:59:08.540 Yeah.

01:59:09.300 There's a lot of the dynamic.

01:59:10.940 People don't talk about those.

01:59:12.240 Okay.

01:59:13.300 Uh, the dog was bringing me weird stuff.

01:59:15.280 And the house's overall vibe was good until sometimes it wasn't.

01:59:21.100 I chalked a lot of it up to my ex just being a moody guy, uh, and just not being fun or

01:59:27.360 nice to be around.

01:59:28.480 I was in big denial, I think.

01:59:30.800 Looking back, I definitely think he still sucked.

01:59:33.680 But I'm wondering if something was augmenting how much he sucked.

01:59:36.660 Yes, probably.

01:59:38.260 Uh, it feels, it definitely feels like a possibility.

01:59:41.580 Eventually, we ended up getting a second doge dog, the more traditional red color.

01:59:47.720 She is the most loyal dog I've ever met and a real testimonial to the nature and history

01:59:51.940 of her breed.

01:59:53.360 Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

01:59:54.840 flash forward to summer 2015.

01:59:56.800 Hubs has one homie.

01:59:57.960 I like this guy.

01:59:58.840 He's Hispanic and very nerdy.

02:00:00.500 He's got a weird little brother energy that just makes for good video game friendship.

02:00:05.320 I hope you didn't bang him.

02:00:06.540 Yeah, that's just where my head went.

02:00:07.540 Oh, no.

02:00:07.660 I'm sorry.

02:00:08.700 Apologies.

02:00:09.820 So, uh, he, so we start hanging out with this guy a good bit and I discovered he's

02:00:14.540 got a great fondness for ghosts.

02:00:16.560 Oh, no.

02:00:17.100 Uh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, fancy that I thought we had one.

02:00:21.960 So, I tell him all the things I think I'm noticing.

02:00:24.860 All of a sudden, this nerd goes, any ghosts in the area, come fuck with me.

02:00:29.620 Uh, uh, he said this on my back porch with the door open.

02:00:36.560 Uh, you should have shot him in his chest.

02:00:38.980 Not good.

02:00:41.800 I didn't like that at all, but my husband was all, pisha, ghost, what's pisha?

02:00:47.960 Oh, like, pisha.

02:00:49.020 Okay.

02:00:49.240 I never knew what that word really means, but, like, pisha.

02:00:52.700 That kind of shit.

02:00:53.520 Yeah, like, psh, ghosts aren't real.

02:00:55.740 So, obviously, we weren't kicking this guy out.

02:00:58.920 It should be noted that I had fallen off with Christianity and was identifying as an ancient

02:01:03.520 alien theorist at the time.

02:01:05.160 So, my frame of reference for how to handle these things that happened next was extremely

02:01:11.680 limited.

02:01:13.260 Within a week of Nerdo asking the ghost to basically come in my house, activity started picking

02:01:20.920 up.

02:01:22.240 Both dogs started bringing me things.

02:01:24.540 Electronics started breaking out of nowhere, and I started hearing footsteps when I was the

02:01:28.800 only one home.

02:01:29.740 That's interesting.

02:01:30.300 Like, how this motherfucker has no rights over your home, and he could just say that,

02:01:36.240 and I guess if you don't object, then it's a form of consent on your behalf.

02:01:41.080 You know what I mean?

02:01:41.480 Like, it's just crazy you can go into somebody else's home and be like, come on now, fucking

02:01:45.200 demons, and now there's never anything telling them not to.

02:01:49.520 Right.

02:01:49.900 And these people have no clue what they're doing, so I guess so.

02:01:53.640 Fuck that guy.

02:01:55.200 Like, boots on laminate, loud, clear sounds.

02:01:58.240 It was highlighted because the dogs would react every time we'd hear them.

02:02:02.960 Similarly, my ex worked swing shift from 3 to 12-ish, and I'd stay up and wait for him.

02:02:10.140 The dogs and I would hear screen doors open, and then the main door, and again with boots

02:02:15.020 on the laminate, loud and clear.

02:02:16.900 We would walk to the door to discover no one.

02:02:20.500 There were several times we heard his voice say, hello.

02:02:24.920 Oh, did I tell you?

02:02:31.900 Interesting.

02:02:32.540 So, hold on a second.

02:02:33.400 Let me highlight this so I don't lose it.

02:02:35.240 Did I tell you that Cindy had a dream that, here it is, okay.

02:02:41.280 So, she had a dream that she woke up.

02:02:43.320 This is in the old apartment.

02:02:44.340 Basically, I think what was happening was the closer we came to leave time, the more oppression

02:02:49.780 we were suffering through, so, like, the mold kicked up, and we all started feeling really

02:02:56.180 sick and weird in those last few days, and the weed was, like, trying to grab me.

02:03:01.120 It just, I think these things know how you work, and when I was homeless, I was, like,

02:03:04.880 just smoking like a fucking chimney, and I think it's, like, there's this nostalgia factor

02:03:08.240 or this comfort thing.

02:03:09.040 It sucks me back into this old modality.

02:03:11.880 So, Cindy has a dream that she wakes up in our room, and I'm knocking on the bedroom door.

02:03:20.800 Whoa.

02:03:21.220 Was that you?

02:03:21.560 You dropped something?

02:03:22.080 That was me.

02:03:22.500 I dropped my doohickey.

02:03:24.600 Go ahead.

02:03:24.860 Oh, you're fucking your fiddlestick.

02:03:27.100 And it's me, and I'm like, babe, open the door.

02:03:31.220 Can you let me in?

02:03:32.060 Babe, open the door.

02:03:33.040 And she looks over, and I'm sleeping next to her, and still persistent, open the door,

02:03:39.880 open the door, and then this voice that's impersonating me gets angrier and angrier and

02:03:45.500 deeper and more demonic until it's, like, screaming, open the door.

02:03:49.480 Whoa.

02:03:50.380 Yeah, and then Jack had a dream that he said he was at a, like, a theme park, like a roller

02:03:58.340 coaster park, and that he just remembers seeing me off in the distance, standing next to a

02:04:03.720 roller coaster, staring at him with, like, a really, really, really wide smile.

02:04:10.720 I think you should, I think you should take away those books from Jack.

02:04:14.300 I don't know.

02:04:15.020 It's not a good idea for him to be, because, like, these are, they're, they're very interesting

02:04:22.180 for us, but for a kid that is, that seems like, has the veil already thin to him, it doesn't,

02:04:31.700 we're talking about, what is that called?

02:04:33.900 It's Gravity Falls.

02:04:34.620 I don't know if anybody in the audience is aware.

02:04:36.720 Gravity Falls is based off of a actual place in Oregon, I believe, called the Vortex, and

02:04:46.000 in the Vortex is a place called, it's like a, I forget what it's called.

02:04:50.600 If anybody in the audience looks it up, Oregon, the Vortex, and there's a house in it, or a

02:04:56.780 shack.

02:04:57.460 You know what it reminds me of, that book?

02:04:59.060 What's that?

02:04:59.940 It's, I have a children's Bible, and I read it to my kids, and it's like the stories of

02:05:05.180 the Bible, and they're fairly accurate, but it has, like, diagrams and drawings and things

02:05:09.480 like that, but it just, it reminds me of that, but the opposite, because it's very accurate.

02:05:15.040 It's incredibly esoteric.

02:05:17.080 Yeah.

02:05:17.300 Yeah, and my understanding of it is, like, the guy who made the cartoons appealed to

02:05:22.020 David Lynch, who is the guy who wrote Twin Peaks, to basically get his blessings to go

02:05:26.260 forward with the project.

02:05:27.420 It's like Twin Peaks for children.

02:05:29.680 JR says, does Jack have a six cents for this?

02:05:32.020 Yes.

02:05:32.380 Yeah, very much so.

02:05:33.680 Yeah, that's what I'm saying, like, I don't think it's good for any kids, but, like, for

02:05:38.220 your kid who already kind of shows this kind of gift, I'm like, I don't know, do you want

02:05:43.540 to open that door, or continue to, like, because it's a weird one, like, I think he'll end up

02:05:48.480 discovering this stuff anyway, but it's like, man.

02:05:51.260 Well, what's been happening is, you know, he has all this curiosity.

02:05:54.900 Drawings.

02:05:55.900 Drawings.

02:05:56.660 So he comes to me, and he has questions, and I have the unique ability to unpack some of

02:06:02.180 these things for him, and then to point him in the direction of Jesus.

02:06:05.360 And what that's done is create an equal interest in the Bible.

02:06:10.060 So, like, we'll be taking long walks or long drives, and he's asking me all these things

02:06:17.120 about the Bible and about Jesus, and I've given him, he has his own Bible book as well,

02:06:22.920 and he's also got, like, a little one that has, like, I forget what it is.

02:06:26.800 It's like Psalms of Comfort and something like that, and you flip through it, and it has,

02:06:32.860 you know, passages from the Bible that are about, you know, overcoming difficult times,

02:06:36.880 and he'll read something, and he'll ask me about it, and I get to unpack these things,

02:06:40.520 and then what I do is I say, now, think about that and how that stands in contrast to all

02:06:46.900 of your shows and all of your video games, and I'll juxtapose them to each other so he

02:06:51.740 can see perfectly the way they actually oppose one another dramatically.

02:06:56.460 And then what he sees is that opposition to the biblical narrative, how it permeates all

02:07:01.960 of the things that they give to kids.

02:07:03.440 And so he's actually become really excellent at noticing these patterns now, where he's

02:07:08.600 like, look, they're doing that thing again.

02:07:10.120 Like, one of the things he's noticed is every single anime and video game is like, yeah,

02:07:16.780 there's demons, but they can be friends, and also they can give you powers.

02:07:21.820 And like, a lot of the anime characters are using, like, your cousin-in-law was talking

02:07:26.240 about it.

02:07:26.580 Naruto is basically like a Jesus archetype, but instead of being filled with the Holy Spirit,

02:07:31.280 he's literally filled with a demonic spirit that he derives all of his strength from.

02:07:35.880 And all of it is an inversion of the biblical narrative.

02:07:41.800 And so unlike other kids who are exposed to these things but never see those patterns,

02:07:48.540 he actually has this inquisitive mind.

02:07:50.480 Well, he'll come and ask me.

02:07:52.500 And, you know, so even the other day when we're walking around Walmart, I'm explaining to

02:07:56.160 him the ways in which King David fell and then the ways in which Solomon fell and, you

02:08:01.780 know, all these different things.

02:08:03.160 And he's got like an actual, it's fascinating because he's only 10, but he's got a real hunger

02:08:08.340 for these things.

02:08:09.400 And so I don't know.

02:08:10.780 I just know that when I discovered all of it, I was alone and nobody made sense of anything

02:08:16.340 for me.

02:08:16.940 And if it wasn't for, I don't know, maybe the Holy Spirit just having a hand on me and

02:08:21.160 guiding me throughout those years, I might have never come to the place where I understand

02:08:26.080 now that they're all mission driven.

02:08:28.080 And that mission is to invert God's message, invert God's creation and invert, you know,

02:08:34.580 the entire purpose of Jesus Christ.

02:08:36.360 It's fascinating, but I do agree with you.

02:08:40.260 You know what I think?

02:08:41.640 It's just like, you know what it is?

02:08:42.860 It's like the book, the book feels and even has the feel of, uh, like an esoteric.

02:08:48.720 Yeah.

02:08:49.220 Yeah.

02:08:49.440 That's what I, when I'm, and then I'm, I'm like flipping through the pages, like, what

02:08:52.140 the fuck is this thing?

02:08:53.340 Yeah.

02:08:53.560 It looks exactly like a book of spells, but like it's made for children, but it's accurate.

02:08:59.100 Yeah.

02:08:59.460 And I'm like, I don't know how to feel about, cause there's, there's some more, like there's

02:09:03.680 more information in a book than there would be in a show where it's like commercial shows

02:09:08.320 over.

02:09:08.960 What did that mean?

02:09:09.820 It was like, it's like passing, uh, propaganda.

02:09:12.860 But a book is almost like, uh, it's, it's a weird one.

02:09:16.460 It's a, it's a weird one.

02:09:17.440 It's interesting.

02:09:18.260 But like I said, there's also no avoiding it because of what dad does.

02:09:23.380 Yeah.

02:09:24.020 Yeah, I guess so.

02:09:25.020 So, so even now he's on the other side of a door hearing select words out of context,

02:09:32.260 he's going to have questions.

02:09:34.300 Fag, pig, gook.

02:09:35.120 Nigga, faggot, pan-faced gook.

02:09:36.640 Yeah.

02:09:37.960 What's that mean?

02:09:38.940 White woman, white woman, white woman.

02:09:40.740 Uh, and he's going to have questions later on.

02:09:43.260 And so, um, I've hit a really interesting place with my son and, and his age now where,

02:09:49.240 um, the conversations, he said something to me where he was like, my superhero name, if

02:09:56.280 I was one would be John eight, six or something like that.

02:10:01.020 And I was like, what?

02:10:04.600 Why?

02:10:05.680 And he was like, I don't know.

02:10:08.860 This motherfucker asked me yesterday, who is Nebuchadnezzar?

02:10:12.680 And I was like, what?

02:10:14.780 Why?

02:10:15.140 Like, he keeps asking me things that I'm like, I don't even think I've been talking about

02:10:20.860 that recently.

02:10:22.440 I don't know why you're asking me these things, but then I'm like, let's go through it.

02:10:27.800 So I had to explain to him what salvation by grace is and, and what, um, like what salvation

02:10:36.160 by faith instead of works is and all these other things, uh, you know, salvation by faith

02:10:40.960 instead of works less.

02:10:42.260 Did you read the scripture, uh, John eight, six, what it is?

02:10:46.060 Um, he said, John eight, four, six is what he said.

02:10:49.100 And I don't know if that, and I'm like, is that four through six?

02:10:51.080 Is that 40, four throughs?

02:10:52.740 Yeah.

02:10:52.940 Well, four through it's, so that's describing when Jesus said, uh, let those he's without

02:10:57.140 he, who is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone.

02:11:00.400 He's talking about the, the woman that they're saying, you know, like, like, why are you

02:11:04.300 fucking so weird?

02:11:06.380 Yeah.

02:11:06.560 It's weird.

02:11:07.700 Oh my God.

02:11:09.640 So I, I just explained that to him.

02:11:13.040 I didn't know which one it was, but I was saying like, yeah, there's a, there's a, a parable

02:11:17.680 or a verse where Jesus is basically like, they're coming to Jesus and they're like, look, man,

02:11:21.900 by your own law, like this bitch fucked up.

02:11:23.940 So we should be able to stone her.

02:11:25.300 Right.

02:11:25.580 And then Jesus like reaches down and he starts writing shit in the sand and he's like, yeah,

02:11:28.900 let him who is without sin cast the first stone.

02:11:32.000 And I had to explain to him how basically like we all sin and it's useless to measure

02:11:38.000 your sin against another individual sin.

02:11:40.420 And, and it was almost like, uh, it was clever of Jesus in that moment to be like, yeah, go

02:11:46.760 ahead.

02:11:47.520 If you're without sin, you could do it.

02:11:49.060 And there's just nobody there who can do it because nobody's without sin.

02:11:52.600 I just explained that to him when we were at Sam's club, picking up food to bring that

02:11:56.220 to your place.

02:11:57.260 That's weird.

02:11:57.860 That's what I'm saying.

02:11:58.440 I'm saying your kid is, uh, weird, but he's like clairvoyant in a way.

02:12:02.860 That's why I'm like, just be careful with those, those books, because I don't know what's

02:12:05.920 in them, but there's, there's something thin about it.

02:12:09.180 You know what I'm saying?

02:12:09.780 If that makes any sense.

02:12:10.940 Very weird.

02:12:11.520 Just be careful.

02:12:12.060 Yeah.

02:12:12.200 Very weird.

02:12:13.300 Let's continue.

02:12:13.940 Let's fucking read the rest of this.

02:12:15.160 I'm so sorry.

02:12:15.700 Uh, to, uh, who, who is this?

02:12:17.280 Um, Brooke.

02:12:18.020 Okay.

02:12:18.500 So, uh, there were several times when we heard this voice say hello.

02:12:22.600 Like he was surprised when we hadn't been at the door to greet him surprise, he wasn't

02:12:27.420 there and the atmosphere was getting heavier by the day.

02:12:30.940 Yay.

02:12:32.220 Eventually one night the dogs do as dogs do.

02:12:35.920 Uh, they asked to go out after midnight.

02:12:37.800 So annoying.

02:12:38.760 So I saddled them up and I take them out to potty.

02:12:41.860 The base was a very central location for the bombing of Okinawa back in world war II.

02:12:48.500 Ooh, damn.

02:12:49.420 Um, that's why it's, um, there's bunkers in the trees used by Japanese soldiers as they

02:12:56.740 fought and ultimately died during the campaign.

02:12:59.100 So as I'm walking down the street past the woods, I'm very aware of the oppressively

02:13:03.700 dark alcoves.

02:13:06.020 Nice.

02:13:07.580 Uh, all of a sudden I hear a cat style, a cat call style whistle.

02:13:11.980 I aim my flashlight in the direction of the sound.

02:13:14.800 Open space.

02:13:16.120 Nada.

02:13:16.700 Nothing.

02:13:17.200 There was no one there.

02:13:18.040 Chill, chill.

02:13:20.260 I'm kind of used to weird sounds.

02:13:22.520 I'm assuming I'm tripping or like just not hearing things correctly.

02:13:26.340 We continue on and I hear the noise again.

02:13:29.560 This time the dog looks in the direction the sound came from.

02:13:33.860 Still not seeing anything, but I'm definitely taking this more seriously.

02:13:37.220 We continue on and this time the whistle is right behind me.

02:13:40.340 I swing around expecting someone to be behind me and pranking me and no one is there.

02:13:45.680 The dogs have their hackles raised and we are completely in an open area next to a cliff

02:13:51.820 face overlooking a gold core, a golf course, I think is what meant to be said and base housing.

02:13:58.220 Uh, this is when the girls and I decided running home was probably a good idea.

02:14:02.600 That's the worst when you start running from spookiness because it just amplifies so much

02:14:06.100 and then you're sprinting.

02:14:06.860 Top Lops' dog, man.

02:14:07.620 Have you not been paying attention, Brooke?

02:14:09.320 Come on.

02:14:09.620 Oh, God.

02:14:10.860 Um, I later learned that whistling at night is something like a Japanese death omen slash

02:14:15.780 superstition.

02:14:16.580 Mm, great.

02:14:17.320 I went on to eventually try to off myself on the 4th of July the following summer.

02:14:23.220 I was so tired of feeling crazy from the neglect of my husband.

02:14:27.060 Our relationship was worse than in the shitter and I was done.

02:14:31.320 Except I didn't even make the choice to do this.

02:14:34.580 The night I attempted, I drank more than I ever have before and took a bunch of pills.

02:14:40.420 I genuinely think something tried to overtake me.

02:14:43.680 It was a very surreal feeling.

02:14:45.320 I apparently sent one of my friends a Snapchat saying TTFN and for some reason that made her

02:14:54.000 call the cops to do a welfare check in the middle of the night.

02:14:58.460 They woke up my ex and found me passed out on my back in the middle of the living room

02:15:03.440 surrounded by vomit.

02:15:05.460 Cute.

02:15:06.040 Damn.

02:15:07.540 Uh, it should be noted I was drunk off this Russian vodka called Zubrowka.

02:15:13.000 Uh, it's got bison grass in it.

02:15:16.920 Apparently that's a mild hallucinogen.

02:15:19.560 Hmm.

02:15:20.720 Usually it just makes people's dreams weird.

02:15:22.980 Well, anyways, it's yummy with apple juice.

02:15:25.780 And from what I've heard, I was spiraling into darkness.

02:15:29.380 That's all I remember.

02:15:31.100 I ended up being ordered to attend therapy.

02:15:34.160 My therapist basically told me to do yoga.

02:15:36.920 Fuck.

02:15:38.720 Damn, dude.

02:15:40.120 Um, basically after that, I was on autopilot until returning to America in 2017.

02:15:46.000 Ultimately, my marriage ended up in divorce.

02:15:48.720 He got everything and I got the dogs.

02:15:51.620 Ah, so who's the real winner?

02:15:52.680 Fuck that guy.

02:15:53.720 I couldn't handle being with a guy who wanted any woman but me.

02:15:57.860 I basically immediately met the love of my life and a man who brought me back to Christ.

02:16:04.240 On our first date, I heard the voice again and it said, you're going to marry him.

02:16:09.420 I eventually did.

02:16:10.620 This is the voice that, uh, spoke in her head when that woman was.

02:16:14.200 Providence.

02:16:15.240 Hmm.

02:16:15.880 Ah, right.

02:16:16.520 Uh, you know, providence is, is a word that's attributed to, uh, the divine order of God's

02:16:23.260 creation.

02:16:23.660 It's just, who are you determining God is?

02:16:26.080 Is it fucking Zeus or is it God the father?

02:16:28.240 So, um, I eventually did.

02:16:32.100 I went from being a feminist, ancient alien, depressed incel to a God-fearing, homeschooling

02:16:37.480 mother of four babies.

02:16:38.940 Fucking awesome.

02:16:42.200 Crushing.

02:16:42.900 Awesome.

02:16:43.360 Awesome.

02:16:43.700 Awesome.

02:16:44.100 Hopefully y'all didn't think that was too long.

02:16:45.840 We made it way longer.

02:16:46.800 Cause I don't know how to shut the fuck up.

02:16:48.840 Also dog pics for fun.

02:16:50.620 Have a wonderful blessed day.

02:16:51.920 Where's their dog pics?

02:16:53.040 Huh?

02:16:53.360 Brooke, there's no dog pics in here.

02:16:55.460 Uh, PS make cuter merch.

02:16:57.700 You have dangerously retarded lady fans.

02:16:59.940 Also.

02:17:00.260 We've been talking about that.

02:17:01.400 Um, uh, we're, we're working on something like that.

02:17:05.200 It's on the back burner because we're also working on a million.

02:17:07.920 Where are the pictures?

02:17:09.420 Where are these pictures?

02:17:10.360 Brooke, there's no, we're, but we're going to figure out the whole, the merch thing.

02:17:13.580 Where is it?

02:17:13.860 You found it?

02:17:14.220 No, I didn't find any fucking dog pics.

02:17:16.160 No, this is Brooke.

02:17:17.040 You're looking for Brooke, not Rebecca.

02:17:18.740 Brooke.

02:17:19.400 That's right.

02:17:21.140 Oh, you know what the problem is here?

02:17:23.440 Nancy.

02:17:25.680 Nancy didn't.

02:17:26.720 Oh, yes.

02:17:27.380 Okay.

02:17:27.680 Yes.

02:17:27.940 There's the dog pictures.

02:17:28.860 How cute.

02:17:29.460 Are you kidding me?

02:17:30.220 Show me the dog.

02:17:30.840 No, you can't see it.

02:17:32.180 Aw, look at that.

02:17:33.240 Bring it up.

02:17:33.540 Look at the dogs.

02:17:34.440 Look at the babies.

02:17:35.620 Oh, it's got a hat.

02:17:37.180 It's a lobster hat or something.

02:17:38.700 A fish hat.

02:17:39.420 Look at these dogs.

02:17:40.640 What a great, what a wholesome.

02:17:42.500 Look at that baby.

02:17:43.700 Look at that.

02:17:44.280 Look at that dog.

02:17:45.340 Awesome.

02:17:45.860 Thank you for the dog pictures.

02:17:47.880 This was great.

02:17:50.100 Rebecca Sims says, you're having incredible conversations.

02:17:52.300 Most dads would never.

02:17:53.340 I do feel incredibly blessed in that way.

02:17:55.540 And it's reassuring because I know that my lineage seems to have some sort of whatever.

02:18:02.880 I don't know.

02:18:03.440 Things want to fucking expose themselves to us, talk to us.

02:18:07.420 And I know that in my bloodline, as far as I know, this sort of thing hasn't happened.

02:18:15.440 Where I am drawing my son closer to Christ and having these really important conversations

02:18:20.740 and watching him have a genuine interest in something that I could never imagine being

02:18:25.480 interested in as a child.

02:18:27.520 So something's happening.

02:18:28.740 I think it's just like my bag is I was going to have this.

02:18:34.600 And wrestling, I don't know.

02:18:38.240 I'd just be making up words, baby.

02:18:39.460 I don't know.

02:18:40.600 Reassuring.

02:18:41.060 I like it, though.

02:18:41.780 We'll keep it.

02:18:42.520 Reassuring.

02:18:43.280 Reassuring.

02:18:43.860 Yeah.

02:18:44.460 This was going to happen.

02:18:46.000 I'm just glad that I'm equipped enough to engage in this conversation.

02:18:48.820 And thank God I'm playing catch up really quick with my scripture because he's going

02:18:54.800 to have answers that are based off of scripture.

02:18:57.280 And I am retarded.

02:18:58.700 And I'm like, shit, man, here's what I think is going on there.

02:19:02.500 And I think I'm closing the gap.

02:19:05.860 I'm doing a pretty decent job.

02:19:07.140 But I got to learn quicker and better.

02:19:12.200 I'm tired now.

02:19:13.080 This is a two hour and 20 minute episode.

02:19:14.920 This is a long episode.

02:19:15.900 This is what you want from us people.

02:19:17.400 This is blood.

02:19:19.440 That's what you want.

02:19:20.440 I got things to do.

02:19:21.220 We got theaters to see.

02:19:22.940 We've got insurance to get.

02:19:25.640 We've got things to do.

02:19:27.180 And here we are talking to you.

02:19:29.960 That's it.

02:19:31.240 Not good.

02:19:33.220 Better time.

02:19:34.140 Or time better spent elsewhere.

02:19:35.380 No, that's not true.

02:19:36.200 I like doing this.

02:19:37.400 All right, guys.

02:19:38.080 Don't forget to go to brogrove.com.

02:19:39.740 Pick up your tickets for Bohemian Grove.

02:19:41.080 They are active.

02:19:41.860 And, you know, we're trying really hard to make something really cool for you guys.

02:19:46.140 And every time somebody buys a ticket, it's a load off of our shoulders, a load on our chest.

02:19:52.440 And, uh, it's just great.

02:19:57.820 Um, no, they, they, yeah, they've been moving.

02:20:01.540 Well, I'm, I'm, I'm excited.

02:20:03.540 I think this thing is going to, it's going to sell out.

02:20:05.560 But it's going to be, uh, whatever.

02:20:08.840 We'll see you guys there.

02:20:10.080 We don't care.

02:20:11.800 But it's going to be great.

02:20:14.600 And we'll be back next time.

02:20:16.180 I don't know when we'll be back.

02:20:17.420 When will we be back?

02:20:17.960 We got to, well, we got to, I know we have a lot of stuff to do, but we got to catch up on the content because.

02:20:22.620 Oh, that's right.

02:20:23.040 A Q&A.

02:20:23.860 We're doing a Q&A.

02:20:24.480 Oh, we're going to do a Q&A.

02:20:25.300 We're going to give, uh, four tickets away.

02:20:27.840 Four tickets away.

02:20:28.800 Uh, sometime this week.

02:20:30.020 So if you haven't gotten your tickets and you are hearing this now, be sure to keep an eye on for when we go live.

02:20:35.560 I don't know what the qualifier is going to be, how we're going to determine whether or not you get these tickets.

02:20:39.840 Uh, but nevertheless, they will be given away this week.

02:20:42.580 So you might be a lucky wiener.

02:20:45.440 If money was your issue, it might not be anymore.

02:20:48.180 So keep an eye out.

02:20:49.140 We're going to be doing that.

02:20:49.840 Uh, anything else that we have to say?

02:20:51.500 I feel like there was something we had to draw them to, but I don't remember what it was.

02:20:54.720 Uh, I don't know.

02:20:58.080 Hmm.

02:21:00.100 You remember?

02:21:00.520 We'll remember when it's over.

02:21:05.560 What they see with their eyes is what there is to see.

02:21:19.840 Because they'll laugh in the face of an expedition that portrays the bigger picture of what's going to happen.

02:21:28.440 And they have.

02:21:29.160 What they say?

02:21:29.600 What they see with their…

02:21:30.160 They have.

02:21:30.200 They have.

02:21:30.460 They have.

02:21:30.800 They have.

02:21:31.960 They have.

02:21:33.100 They have.

02:21:34.140 The that they have.

02:21:35.360 And they have.

02:21:35.400 They have.

Nephilim Death Squad - June 14, 2025

022： NDS Chronicles - 2 Guns, 1 Fleshlight

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