Nephilim Death Squad - July 12, 2025


027: NDS Chronicles - Divination


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 45 minutes

Words per Minute

189.11235

Word Count

31,243

Sentence Count

3,366

Misogynist Sentences

113

Hate Speech Sentences

160


Summary

On this episode of NDSN Chronicles, we read your submitted paranormal testimony about a man who claims to have been kidnapped by the government and held captive for over 20 years. He claims that he is a member of the so-called "Nephilim Death Squad."


Transcript

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00:01:11.320 Top Lobs of Productions.
00:01:15.660 We are being hypnotized by people like this.
00:01:20.060 Newsreaders, politicians, teachers, lecturers.
00:01:26.420 We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.
00:01:34.840 The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely normal.
00:01:41.100 Oh, yeah, dude.
00:01:42.320 There's some Nephilim shit.
00:01:43.500 It's like we all know what's going down, but no one's saying shit what happened to the home of the brave.
00:01:48.960 These motherfuckers are controlling us now, and no one's talking about how they made us part of these slaves.
00:01:54.080 And everybody's just walking around, heading to clouds, and won't awaken to a dead in the grave.
00:01:59.280 By the end it's too late, we need to be ready to raise up.
00:02:02.100 Welcome to the end of day.
00:02:03.840 Everybody is slaves.
00:02:05.280 Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in their hands.
00:02:11.100 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles,
00:02:17.520 the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony.
00:02:22.040 My name is David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.
00:02:24.600 That is Top Lobs of the Father of Disinformation.
00:02:28.300 And before we go forward, we got to warn you guys that if you don't pay us, you can't watch this.
00:02:33.880 Not for at least three months, four months, five months.
00:02:36.700 I don't know how long our backlog is.
00:02:37.960 Until we figure it out.
00:02:39.700 Well, we're doing good.
00:02:40.520 We've got a nice pace going on.
00:02:42.360 I say that after we didn't post anything to YouTube for a couple of days.
00:02:44.780 Honestly, the problem is Nancy.
00:02:46.980 It's just.
00:02:47.400 It is.
00:02:47.960 That is a huge problem.
00:02:49.880 Dragging her feet.
00:02:51.480 Don't employ the Asian community at all.
00:02:57.840 They'll let you down.
00:02:58.980 Go to patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad.
00:03:00.900 Sign up for whatever tier you'd like.
00:03:02.880 I recommend the $10 tier.
00:03:04.040 Gets you access to two days of Bohemian Grove.
00:03:06.360 Six hours each day.
00:03:08.420 12 hours in total.
00:03:10.160 That's six plus six equals 12.
00:03:13.300 It's great over there.
00:03:15.120 At patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad.
00:03:16.960 There's also.
00:03:17.380 Why did you post that twice?
00:03:18.380 Look at that.
00:03:18.940 I don't know.
00:03:19.420 I'm looking at it as how members see it.
00:03:21.160 This looks horrible.
00:03:22.360 Yeah, it does look horrible.
00:03:23.480 What do we have in the recommendations?
00:03:25.320 What does this mean?
00:03:25.780 Let's see.
00:03:26.660 Oh, what the fuck?
00:03:28.060 Get that out of there.
00:03:29.360 I don't get this out of here.
00:03:30.460 Nasty.
00:03:31.540 Remove it.
00:03:32.180 Trash.
00:03:32.460 Don't do that.
00:03:33.420 There we go.
00:03:33.720 Who should we recommend?
00:03:35.200 Don't do this either.
00:03:36.500 Dr. Jerry Marzinski.
00:03:37.700 Does he have a Patreon account?
00:03:39.120 I don't know.
00:03:39.560 Go to Ed.
00:03:40.200 Yeah, we recommend Ed.
00:03:41.660 We recommend Ed.
00:03:42.960 This is what you guys see when you go on this.
00:03:44.560 This sucks.
00:03:45.260 Why didn't you tell us that?
00:03:46.220 Yeah, this all looks very bad.
00:03:48.820 Anyway, patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad.
00:03:51.180 Sign up.
00:03:51.620 Enjoy stuff.
00:03:52.160 And somewhere around the half an hour mark, we'll be going live exclusively there and
00:03:56.960 not here where you're listening currently.
00:04:00.340 No.
00:04:01.280 Yeah, some big news today.
00:04:03.280 Do we?
00:04:04.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:04.960 I got a retweet from the Hodge twins.
00:04:07.560 Very cool.
00:04:08.720 Very cool.
00:04:09.740 So guys, go over there if you're watching live.
00:04:12.240 Let me actually repost this.
00:04:13.420 If you're watching live.
00:04:14.760 Hold on before I say it so that way they can go and do that.
00:04:17.780 Make end towers in there.
00:04:18.980 Well, I did.
00:04:21.360 If you're watching live, go ahead and tag David El Corbo, Top Lobster and Nephilim Death
00:04:26.360 Squad and let them know that we're interested in talking to them.
00:04:29.840 I did promise the people in the chat that I would call them the N word.
00:04:34.620 Yeah.
00:04:35.020 In real life, which may have been a mistake.
00:04:37.600 I think they're cool with it, though.
00:04:39.740 They seem like cool N words, you know?
00:04:42.360 Yeah, I think I can get away with it.
00:04:43.940 They're kind of big, though.
00:04:45.280 They're kind of big.
00:04:45.840 Oh, yeah.
00:04:46.060 They're big guys.
00:04:46.680 They're strong guys.
00:04:48.800 But I mean, you know, who cares?
00:04:51.040 It's not like they'll kill us, right?
00:04:52.380 They won't kill us.
00:04:53.820 YOLO.
00:04:54.080 Well, exactly.
00:04:55.080 I mean, you know, it's like say it to my face and that kind of shit.
00:04:58.040 So they might actually do.
00:04:59.500 And then they we get beat up real bad for it.
00:05:01.740 How cool would that be?
00:05:02.840 It would be.
00:05:03.940 It would be like like a testing like hole in their card.
00:05:07.340 Like, hey, you're going to do that.
00:05:09.160 You're going to do it, dude.
00:05:10.200 We can make them bleed.
00:05:11.500 I don't know.
00:05:12.080 I don't want to make them bleed.
00:05:13.160 I like these guys.
00:05:13.940 But, you know, I like them, too.
00:05:14.900 But it's just it's just, you know, I don't think you got to fight making people bleed.
00:05:18.460 Yeah.
00:05:18.700 All right.
00:05:19.040 This isn't this show isn't going well.
00:05:20.500 I said before the show started, I was like, David, let's let's like behave a little bit
00:05:24.780 today.
00:05:25.240 Oh, that's right.
00:05:26.200 And you were like, no, we're going to do what we're going to do.
00:05:28.080 And then here we go.
00:05:29.640 We're ready.
00:05:30.100 Colon people.
00:05:31.280 That's actually not a lie at all.
00:05:32.360 That's exactly how that conversation went.
00:05:34.400 Anyway, we're going to get into some submissions because that's what this show is about.
00:05:39.660 But I do I do have a little thing to say.
00:05:42.840 I had a dream.
00:05:44.420 Oh, my God.
00:05:45.420 I had a dream.
00:05:46.340 And I got it.
00:05:48.300 You know, I have to tell I have to tell the dream.
00:05:50.640 So what happened in the dream was I was and I don't think this is to be taken at face
00:05:56.260 value.
00:05:56.580 I think there's something subversive under the dream.
00:05:59.640 Anywho.
00:06:00.580 So so I am sneaking into a church and I it bears resemblance to the last little church
00:06:07.600 I went to.
00:06:08.180 I had to leave because there was no kids there.
00:06:09.920 Anyway, I dropped down from the ceiling.
00:06:12.580 No, just dial.
00:06:13.860 No kids to eat at this.
00:06:14.780 No kids to eat.
00:06:15.580 No kids to drink.
00:06:16.340 So I go.
00:06:17.660 This is not a good fit for me.
00:06:18.660 But while I'm there, I do this.
00:06:21.280 I drop down.
00:06:22.160 And this guy who's supposed to be guarding the front door sees me.
00:06:26.240 And you know who he looks like?
00:06:27.220 He looks like the fat guy in the tank top from King of the Hill, who's one of the homies
00:06:30.760 that hangs out with Hank.
00:06:31.720 He kind of talks like this, I don't know.
00:06:36.260 Yeah, that guy.
00:06:37.180 So he looks like just like that guy, except a living, you know, flesh, not animation.
00:06:42.040 And and he is trying to give me the key to the door because at least if he could pass off
00:06:48.320 the key to me, he can use that as like plausible deniability.
00:06:50.740 Like, look, that's how he got in.
00:06:51.900 He had a key.
00:06:52.580 It's not my fault because he was going to get reamed for letting me in.
00:06:55.920 Anyway, he's trying to give me this key.
00:06:57.820 I'm backing away from him like, nope, don't want the key.
00:07:00.120 And then I trip and I fall.
00:07:01.940 And I realize when I land on the ground, I'm like, oh, this is what these guys are doing
00:07:05.720 in here at night.
00:07:07.020 A small congregation of dudes at night.
00:07:09.020 They're doing tarot cards.
00:07:10.800 And then I'm not good.
00:07:12.740 So I have this all of a sudden this keeps repeating in my head.
00:07:15.580 It's what was the phrase divination in the church, divination in the church, divination
00:07:22.400 in the church, like over and over and over.
00:07:23.880 Yeah, what did you message me?
00:07:25.420 Some some dumb shit like that.
00:07:27.160 And I was like, I don't know what you're talking about, but we have work to do.
00:07:29.940 Well, here we go.
00:07:30.560 I'm telling you what I say.
00:07:32.220 Yeah, you said another strange dream about divination in the church.
00:07:36.940 I said, I don't know what that means.
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00:08:20.320 And then you sent me a picture of a guy squirting sake into your mouth.
00:08:26.980 Yeah, which was cool.
00:08:27.720 I went to Hibachi and we can talk a little bit about that, but that'll be fast.
00:08:30.880 Anyway, so the dream basically ends because I'm woken up.
00:08:33.640 I get divination with divination in the church, divination in the church.
00:08:37.100 I wake up to my wife.
00:08:38.520 What does that mean?
00:08:39.260 What is divination?
00:08:40.840 Divination?
00:08:41.320 I don't I don't fucking know.
00:08:42.800 I don't know.
00:08:43.320 I was hoping maybe you would know what it really I don't know what it means.
00:08:46.620 And I wake up to my wife.
00:08:49.300 She's struggling.
00:08:50.040 She's having like a dream or a nightmare, possibly.
00:08:52.100 And she's a she's like she actually she goes.
00:08:58.220 And I was like, oh, shit.
00:09:01.720 So I woke her up.
00:09:02.840 And then and that was pretty much it.
00:09:04.480 But as I'm awake, I'm laying there.
00:09:06.800 It's the practice of seeking knowledge, guidance or insight through supernatural means or interpreting signs.
00:09:12.360 I'm sure somebody has already told us that in the church, divination in the church.
00:09:17.940 What does that mean?
00:09:18.920 I don't know.
00:09:19.900 Knowledge through supernatural signs in the church.
00:09:23.700 Yeah, I guess so.
00:09:24.840 But they were doing tarot.
00:09:25.780 So whatever.
00:09:27.200 I don't remember.
00:09:27.960 I saw Nancy say what what cards did they pull?
00:09:29.760 I don't remember.
00:09:31.200 They had a bunch of them laid out on the ground.
00:09:33.180 I don't remember what they were.
00:09:34.280 I know specifically that they they morphed into something.
00:09:37.240 It looked kind of like lizard people.
00:09:39.020 I'm not going to lie, but I don't think there's a lizard people.
00:09:41.240 Oh, yeah.
00:09:42.220 So common types of divination could be astrology, tarot reading, runes, scrying.
00:09:47.980 See, that's interesting because I don't inherently know that divination and how it applies to tarot.
00:09:55.740 But that was something that was like, boom, boom, boom, over and over and over again.
00:09:59.580 And then I woke up and my wife was having a nightmare.
00:10:01.700 And then but as I'm laying there in this kind of pseudo sleep state still, because I woke up to wake her up, but I was still a little bit out of it.
00:10:08.280 And in my head is still going divination in the church, divination in the church.
00:10:11.420 I don't know what it means.
00:10:12.060 I don't know what it means.
00:10:12.680 I don't think that it's because on its face, it's like, oh, somebody's doing divination in your church.
00:10:16.800 I don't think so.
00:10:17.460 Actually, that's not the impression that I get.
00:10:20.540 But yeah.
00:10:21.060 And also, I said something to you when you said what.
00:10:25.080 So I was at the hibachi place.
00:10:26.940 So the Asian man squirting sake into my open mouth in front of my family.
00:10:31.320 And because it was my birthday yesterday.
00:10:33.200 So I went I had some hibachi.
00:10:35.760 There I am.
00:10:36.660 And look behind my head.
00:10:37.780 There's a wonderful woman there.
00:10:38.840 Her name is Beatrice.
00:10:41.780 Nope.
00:10:42.140 Betty Jean something something.
00:10:44.500 And Betty Jean is a wonderful woman.
00:10:45.900 And she and I got to chatting.
00:10:48.980 And and she goes, what do you do for a living?
00:10:51.660 And I say you were talking to somebody, a random stranger.
00:10:54.660 Let me guess.
00:10:55.040 You told them you do a podcast.
00:10:56.500 You know, I don't like talking to strangers that you say that like that's a thing that happens.
00:10:59.660 I don't like that.
00:11:00.340 But, you know, I did do that.
00:11:02.180 And she asked me what I did.
00:11:03.480 And I said, I am a I'm a like a media personality.
00:11:07.280 I do a show about conspiracy through the biblical lens.
00:11:09.860 And she said, what?
00:11:11.000 And she pulled back and she was so interested.
00:11:13.820 Long story short, she asks me.
00:11:15.680 She goes, could you speak at my church?
00:11:18.260 That's retarded.
00:11:19.940 What?
00:11:21.540 What am I supposed to say?
00:11:22.520 No, though?
00:11:23.360 Like, no, I mean, you say, why?
00:11:28.220 Well, I think it was it was an effort to get like young people in.
00:11:31.520 She saw me.
00:11:32.220 She saw I was handsome.
00:11:33.220 She saw I was cool.
00:11:34.160 She saw I was talented.
00:11:35.080 She saw I was well-spoken.
00:11:36.100 This guy could catch so much sake in his mouth.
00:11:38.660 So much sake.
00:11:41.480 Look at how much money.
00:11:43.040 I mean, how much sake in this dude can catch his mouth.
00:11:45.580 So so so I said, well, I mean, you know, hey, I don't know what I even said.
00:11:52.280 But she took down.
00:11:53.420 I gave her the no, let's not do that.
00:11:56.400 And she I gave her the email.
00:11:58.980 Nephilim D squad at Gmail dot com.
00:12:00.680 I gave her that.
00:12:01.380 And then she she was like, I need a phone number, too.
00:12:03.740 I go, fuck.
00:12:04.340 All right, fine.
00:12:04.840 Here's a phone number.
00:12:06.080 Well, first, she was like, what's the name of your show?
00:12:08.300 And I was like, you know, and then she handed me I'm not comfortable disclosing that.
00:12:11.960 Well, I said, fuck it.
00:12:12.800 You know, I'll do that.
00:12:13.460 So I did it.
00:12:13.980 I wrote down Nephilim death squad.
00:12:15.520 And then she goes in.
00:12:16.220 What's your name?
00:12:16.700 And I said, you know, David Lee Corbo.
00:12:18.440 And then she goes, would you speak at our church?
00:12:20.780 And I go, oh, I don't know.
00:12:23.200 You know, about what?
00:12:26.020 I don't know.
00:12:27.920 No idea.
00:12:28.680 That wasn't we didn't we didn't clarify.
00:12:30.320 This was the tail end of the conversation.
00:12:31.680 I was kind of getting up and doing the body language of I've got to go.
00:12:35.480 I've had enough sake and I've got to leave now.
00:12:38.140 And and so any who she goes, I'm going to need a phone number, too.
00:12:42.600 I go fucking fine then.
00:12:44.160 But you know what's interesting?
00:12:45.480 Her they are divinating in that church.
00:12:48.000 I hope that's not the case.
00:12:50.220 You know, it's interesting, though.
00:12:51.380 My grandmother, who was a witch, her name was Betty and her mother's name was Jean.
00:12:57.000 And this old lady's name was Betty Jean.
00:12:59.660 And I said, no, right, fine.
00:13:01.840 And she's my information.
00:13:03.820 What's that?
00:13:04.860 And she's not your lover.
00:13:06.440 All right.
00:13:06.740 No, she's no.
00:13:07.560 I see what you did there.
00:13:08.440 This is Michael Jackson.
00:13:09.380 I'm trying.
00:13:10.600 But yeah, so who knows?
00:13:12.120 Maybe we'll get an email at one point and they'll say,
00:13:13.740 come and come and talk at a church.
00:13:16.040 And you know, it's faith church.
00:13:17.780 It's the big one over here.
00:13:19.560 What does that mean?
00:13:20.700 It's the big church over here.
00:13:21.860 It doesn't mean anything.
00:13:22.700 It's the big fucking church.
00:13:24.100 You're saying a lot of things.
00:13:25.100 I don't know what they mean.
00:13:25.820 Faith church.
00:13:26.520 The name of the church is the big one.
00:13:30.020 Yeah, but all these churches are big.
00:13:32.660 They are pretty big.
00:13:33.460 This is big church land.
00:13:34.760 Where is it?
00:13:35.660 Where is it here in the villages?
00:13:37.700 She goes, oh, my God, I can't believe you're so young and you moved to the villages.
00:13:41.120 I said, why would I be like everybody else and wait to move into this paradise, this artificial paradise?
00:13:49.940 As a matter of fact, do I still have it pulled up?
00:13:52.800 I do have it pulled up.
00:13:54.720 What is that?
00:13:55.620 The Owen Benjamin song?
00:13:56.720 Yeah, yeah, but like the full version of what it is, maybe I'll show.
00:14:02.040 I don't know if you saw it.
00:14:03.200 Let's just play it really quick.
00:14:05.180 But Al did a freaking tremendous job.
00:14:07.600 Second one was real chill.
00:14:10.760 Third one I bought when I went overseas.
00:14:15.060 It's like with the camera angles.
00:14:16.560 Dude, all facts, by the way.
00:14:19.460 She's a real looker.
00:14:22.080 Technically not a hooker.
00:14:24.500 Great line.
00:14:24.960 All right.
00:14:25.640 Yeah, that's when that is.
00:14:27.320 When that hits.
00:14:28.300 Am I wrong here?
00:14:32.040 Deniggerification Incorporated CEO says, that's not nice, says, bro, if you're not getting a
00:14:37.100 calvaclade, calvaclade, if you're not getting red flags, I don't know what to tell you here.
00:14:42.340 Are you getting red flags from this?
00:14:43.860 She seemed like a lovely old woman.
00:14:45.800 Well, let's take a look at the picture again.
00:14:47.840 Yeah.
00:14:48.040 Zoom in on old Betty Jean.
00:14:52.760 Don't.
00:14:52.940 Yeah.
00:14:53.040 Okay.
00:14:53.260 I thought you were going to call her an old bitch.
00:14:54.920 Don't say that.
00:14:56.100 She could be a lovely lady.
00:14:57.960 She could be a nice crone.
00:14:58.800 What's the problem here?
00:14:59.860 I don't understand.
00:15:00.940 Let's see.
00:15:01.320 So I can, you know, chug a lot.
00:15:06.240 So this guy, she was great.
00:15:09.280 She's got great teeth.
00:15:10.200 She's lovely.
00:15:10.720 I love her.
00:15:11.780 Don't do that.
00:15:13.680 This is crazy.
00:15:15.520 Okay.
00:15:15.920 I don't know.
00:15:17.980 I don't know.
00:15:18.520 I don't know anything about her.
00:15:19.720 I don't really know.
00:15:21.340 I don't know what you're doing over there.
00:15:22.820 She gave my son a little thing from her church.
00:15:25.460 It's a little, you know, the little rubber Jesuses that are everywhere.
00:15:28.380 What church is this?
00:15:29.220 I'm trying to find it.
00:15:30.340 It's the faith one.
00:15:30.980 It's the big one.
00:15:32.280 It's huge.
00:15:33.980 It's by the villages, like real close.
00:15:35.960 It's right down the street from me.
00:15:38.540 And she goes, I'm not trying to take you away from your church, but you should come here
00:15:42.380 and talk sometime.
00:15:43.380 No, that's my old lady voice for everybody.
00:15:45.360 Even my mother who doesn't sound like that.
00:15:48.180 I don't know.
00:15:49.900 I don't know where these people are.
00:15:51.900 I don't know who they are.
00:15:53.040 Fuck.
00:15:53.380 Come on, man.
00:15:54.200 Faith.
00:15:55.940 Church.
00:15:56.800 You know, you know, the one.
00:15:59.180 Church.
00:16:00.240 Big.
00:16:01.340 Look at it.
00:16:01.980 Villages.
00:16:04.560 Villages.
00:16:04.960 Is it faith, faith, church of Christ?
00:16:07.520 Maybe that's it.
00:16:09.520 Nope.
00:16:09.900 That doesn't look like it.
00:16:11.140 It's the perfect Wichita Falls, Texas.
00:16:13.420 Come on, dude.
00:16:14.340 What the fuck?
00:16:15.220 See what I mean?
00:16:16.020 You see what you're doing to me?
00:16:16.920 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:18.400 Hold on.
00:16:18.740 Hold on.
00:16:19.020 Hold on.
00:16:19.360 Church.
00:16:20.640 And then we're going to get into the story.
00:16:21.960 It's great content.
00:16:22.700 No, no, no.
00:16:22.840 But we need to find the church as this lady goes to.
00:16:25.380 It's a big ass one.
00:16:27.060 It's a swingers church.
00:16:28.620 Chapel of Christian faith.
00:16:29.600 No.
00:16:29.820 Is this it?
00:16:30.200 Nope.
00:16:30.420 That's not it either.
00:16:31.640 He doesn't know.
00:16:32.160 He has no clue.
00:16:33.160 Oh, no, no.
00:16:33.720 Fairway.
00:16:34.260 Maybe that's what she said.
00:16:35.300 Fairway.
00:16:35.680 What's that?
00:16:36.860 466.
00:16:37.460 Maybe it was actually Fairway.
00:16:39.040 And I'm retarded.
00:16:40.120 Could have been Fairway.
00:16:41.400 Let's have a gander at Fairway Church.
00:16:44.040 Let's look at it.
00:16:45.160 It's the big fucking one.
00:16:46.560 Uh, I think it is Fairway.
00:16:51.180 I think that's why I'm, I'm, I'm, I was, uh, right.
00:16:55.180 We'll look at that Fairway Church.
00:16:57.280 Cause that does sound familiar.
00:16:58.840 Fairway is right around the corner.
00:17:00.040 They don't have any pictures that are normal.
00:17:01.900 It's a big church though.
00:17:04.180 Yeah.
00:17:04.540 I don't know.
00:17:05.060 It's a Bible church.
00:17:05.860 What does that mean?
00:17:06.840 Fairway Bible Church.
00:17:09.040 Okay.
00:17:09.680 Sounds good.
00:17:11.160 So everything checks out.
00:17:12.480 I don't know.
00:17:12.780 I'm not saying I'm even going to go into.
00:17:14.120 It's a problem.
00:17:17.120 I don't think there's going to be, I don't even think she's going to hit us up.
00:17:20.220 Honestly.
00:17:20.580 I just thought, Oh, isn't that.
00:17:21.840 And I didn't think about it at the time.
00:17:23.080 I just said, Oh, I can remember your name.
00:17:24.700 Cause my grandmother's name was Betty.
00:17:26.240 And my great grandmother's name was Jean.
00:17:28.380 I'll remember your name.
00:17:29.320 And then because of that interaction, I remember the other lady's name was Debbie.
00:17:32.300 And she was wonderful.
00:17:33.060 And they don't like the trans.
00:17:34.760 They don't like the trans.
00:17:36.380 Why?
00:17:36.900 How do you know this?
00:17:38.740 Because I had a hibachi with them.
00:17:40.920 And I, and I drank some sake and I asked some questions.
00:17:44.660 I said, how do you feel about the trans?
00:17:46.460 She, I didn't say that.
00:17:47.420 No, she just said, um, they don't do that gay shit out here, which is what I like in the
00:17:52.100 charter schools.
00:17:52.760 And she said that more or less.
00:17:54.580 Yeah.
00:17:54.760 She was like, that's why I like the charter schools because they don't do that gay shit
00:17:57.660 out here.
00:17:58.000 And I said, yeah, I actually heard that the public school here, um, does have the middle
00:18:03.540 school.
00:18:04.560 If my son went to public school here, which I, now I'm like, maybe we've got to figure
00:18:07.580 something out.
00:18:08.440 Um, he would be going to a place.
00:18:10.540 Look, that's fucking Billy Jean.
00:18:11.820 This is the one.
00:18:12.520 Look at this.
00:18:13.080 I mean, the average age is like 95 here.
00:18:15.400 Yeah.
00:18:15.680 Well, let's be honest.
00:18:16.420 The average age here is like 95.
00:18:19.980 Um, and just in one person that is not on death's door.
00:18:24.540 Very cool.
00:18:25.180 So apparently they don't have any kids going there.
00:18:29.700 And so they're trying to, in other words, they're trying to suck the life force for me
00:18:33.420 when she said, do you want to come and talk?
00:18:35.640 What she really meant is, do you want to engage in a life force swapping ritual where we drain
00:18:40.340 you, you age rapidly and we remain, uh, young forever is what is what they were asking.
00:18:46.640 Um, I don't know.
00:18:48.200 I don't know.
00:18:48.540 They seem nice.
00:18:49.100 They don't have kids though.
00:18:50.060 Oh, maybe they will put me in their will.
00:18:51.800 I mean, it could be, it could be.
00:18:56.720 What's the problem?
00:18:57.700 What, what, what red flags?
00:19:00.860 I don't know.
00:19:01.600 They seem lovely.
00:19:02.860 They see vampire church is what they're saying.
00:19:05.180 Yeah.
00:19:05.500 Probably.
00:19:05.860 I mean, could be, I mean, yeah, they don't have any kids there, but that's because,
00:19:08.840 um, nobody is, is raising their, their children in the faith anymore.
00:19:13.220 All right.
00:19:13.820 So anyway, let's get into a story here.
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00:20:01.320 Hashtag make a play.
00:20:02.740 Shit, I forgot what it was called, but it's a documentary, might be on Netflix, all about
00:20:09.400 those schools that Kate went to, where they made her get on all fours and bark like a
00:20:14.320 dog until she sobbed.
00:20:15.500 I know that didn't happen to her.
00:20:16.680 She, she was explicit about that, but I'm going to say it anyway.
00:20:19.400 They made Kate get on all fours and bark like a dog until she sobbed.
00:20:23.140 They kidnapped her in the night, which I do think they, they did to Kate.
00:20:26.560 And, um, uh, uh, so I watched some, some, you know, one episode of a documentary on
00:20:32.360 that so far, it's a limited series on Netflix.
00:20:34.720 Fucking crazy.
00:20:36.020 I mean, they were taking 15 year old girls.
00:20:38.200 They treat them like prison when they roll them in.
00:20:40.880 I know.
00:20:41.080 Cause I went to jail for a while and in County, they made me do this.
00:20:44.020 They made me get really naked.
00:20:45.500 And then they made me, uh, show them my asshole.
00:20:48.480 And I don't even mean the inmates.
00:20:49.680 I mean like the staff, you know, uh, to make sure that I didn't have any contraband in my
00:20:53.420 asshole.
00:20:54.520 Um, and that's a fairway church.
00:20:57.340 No, no, dude, that's not fairway.
00:21:00.580 Fairway church seems like a lovely church.
00:21:02.300 She's probably listening to this episode right now going, Oh my God.
00:21:05.140 Oh my God.
00:21:05.880 I wish it was to come talk to us though.
00:21:08.160 We need, well, I might, if they ask, I don't know what I'll say, but maybe I'll tell them
00:21:12.360 this story.
00:21:12.720 So, um, uh, it's much like jail where they do that to you.
00:21:16.940 They did that to these girls in, in, um, and one of the girls was 15 and she's like,
00:21:21.640 yeah, I had a male staff member watch me get completely naked, um, squat down and then
00:21:28.080 cough.
00:21:28.640 So I, you know, if there was any contraband in my asshole, it would go, you know, shooting
00:21:32.100 out.
00:21:32.940 Um, it was fucked up, dude.
00:21:34.860 Like they weren't allowed to look at each other.
00:21:36.540 They're not allowed to make eye contact with each other.
00:21:38.120 They're not allowed to smile.
00:21:39.560 Uh, they had to sleep on, uh, mattresses in the hallway with the fluorescent bulbs on.
00:21:44.760 Like it's all to break you.
00:21:46.660 It's the same techniques they use in prison to make you submissive or, or, uh, or not prison,
00:21:51.640 but at least, uh, uh, County jail.
00:21:53.200 So, um, really rough to know that, uh, our very own, one of my favorite schizos in the
00:21:59.460 chat, Kate had to go through that shit.
00:22:01.780 Um, I don't know if she had to get naked in front of people.
00:22:04.720 It's horrifying if she did, but, uh, live live live, live, live, or prerecorded live
00:22:10.380 nigga.
00:22:10.840 We live, live arcane.
00:22:12.240 Come on, man.
00:22:12.960 You fucking, yeah.
00:22:13.860 Sounds like today.
00:22:15.140 We were supposed to behave.
00:22:16.120 We just can't seem to do it.
00:22:17.600 It's just crazy.
00:22:18.140 What happened?
00:22:18.620 Well, we haven't even done anything.
00:22:21.060 I use the a, you did.
00:22:23.780 You did.
00:22:24.240 You did.
00:22:24.760 It's fine.
00:22:25.220 I use the a, I'm not even slinging around hard hours anymore.
00:22:28.200 Um, okay.
00:22:29.240 All right.
00:22:29.660 So we have one from Kate's brother who I guess, I don't know.
00:22:32.980 He says he starts, his name is Adam.
00:22:35.580 I doxed.
00:22:36.480 And he's, he starts by saying, I'm writing a backstory since you guys read fast.
00:22:40.820 I'm like, I don't think you fucking watch this show.
00:22:42.680 He doesn't watch the show.
00:22:43.540 He definitely watches the show and it's titled Kate's brother, spicy robo trip.
00:22:51.720 This is the guy with one arm.
00:22:53.580 I don't, I don't know.
00:22:55.320 There was a guy with one arm.
00:22:56.420 I don't even fucking know.
00:22:57.100 Yeah.
00:22:57.260 Kate's brother.
00:22:57.760 I think Kate's brother got mangled.
00:22:58.960 He's Asian or something like that.
00:22:59.860 He got mangled in a machine.
00:23:00.920 Remember that?
00:23:01.780 Oh yeah.
00:23:02.380 He got wrapped up in heavy machinery over in China.
00:23:04.440 They don't have OSHA.
00:23:05.420 Uh, yeah, yeah.
00:23:06.340 So yeah.
00:23:07.080 Yep.
00:23:07.420 That's what happens.
00:23:08.320 Okay.
00:23:08.700 So I'm going to read it.
00:23:09.900 It says, uh, Oh, I just see this bitch signed in.
00:23:12.640 Here's Nancy.
00:23:13.820 Um, brother Adam's crazy.
00:23:17.620 She's not getting, she's not getting paid anymore.
00:23:19.580 Brother Adam's story in his words.
00:23:21.780 So I guess he typed this.
00:23:23.660 It says I'm, I'm writing a backstory since you guys read fast.
00:23:26.580 That's wrong and untrue, but go ahead.
00:23:29.300 It was around August, 2011.
00:23:32.460 I was just barely 21 years old.
00:23:34.200 Had gotten kicked out of my parents' house for being out all night at a rave.
00:23:39.220 If you can call it that it's a small town with barely a scene.
00:23:42.400 So he got kicked out for not even a, uh, you know, a proper rave.
00:23:46.920 Um, hold on.
00:23:47.840 Let me join the chat so that Nancy, she says, here's Nancy.
00:23:51.160 Yeah, we fucking know.
00:23:54.700 Um, okay.
00:23:55.500 So let's see.
00:23:59.060 I got to exit out.
00:24:00.180 It takes too much of the screen.
00:24:01.040 All right.
00:24:02.120 Um, the drugs we were, I was doing actually all completely legal.
00:24:07.320 So it was hard for me to understand what doing them, uh, why doing them was a problem.
00:24:12.060 All right.
00:24:12.340 Well, what drugs were you doing?
00:24:13.760 I had nowhere to go.
00:24:15.280 No job.
00:24:15.860 And the only money I would make was from donating plasma.
00:24:20.160 Is this coal?
00:24:21.340 Is this coal?
00:24:23.640 I don't like it.
00:24:24.680 I drove an 88 Crown Victoria.
00:24:27.220 That was a complete shit mobile.
00:24:29.380 Sounds like it's fucking crushes though, dude.
00:24:32.000 Excuse me.
00:24:32.900 Luckily, I had a few degenerate friends to trip out with, uh, to mask the brutal reality
00:24:38.460 that I was homeless and jobless.
00:24:40.200 Is this me?
00:24:40.820 He sounds like me.
00:24:41.500 I just never had the wherewithal to donate plasma.
00:24:43.620 Um, but few jobs paid enough to afford an apartment in the area anyway.
00:24:50.760 So there was no real motivation to even get a job.
00:24:53.300 I had five friends.
00:24:54.520 We all spent a few hours or I'm sorry, a few months primarily doing dextromethorphan, uh,
00:25:01.800 DXM.
00:25:02.500 Oh, I think that's a main ingredient.
00:25:03.960 Oh yeah.
00:25:04.140 There we go.
00:25:04.540 It's main ingredient in Robitussin.
00:25:06.040 Yeah.
00:25:06.140 I used to do that.
00:25:06.760 That was cool.
00:25:07.920 Um, talk to the hat man.
00:25:11.460 Talk to the hat man.
00:25:12.380 Um, so it's a main ingredient in Robitussin.
00:25:15.640 It was easy to get that's back in the day.
00:25:17.000 Now it's not the main ingredient in Robitussin.
00:25:19.360 And, um, but yeah, Dexto, what the fuck ever.
00:25:21.780 That was, that was what you would robo trip off of.
00:25:24.120 This is where, yeah, they, they would, uh, put this stuff behind, uh, like a plastic after
00:25:30.880 a while, because I think kids were using this.
00:25:32.540 So is this lean?
00:25:33.660 Is that what that is?
00:25:34.640 I don't think it's lean.
00:25:35.680 No.
00:25:36.060 Um, cause the formula has changed substantially since, since that day.
00:25:40.120 And that was long before the lean epidemic.
00:25:42.620 I don't know what's in lean.
00:25:44.680 Um, but I don't know.
00:25:46.360 Maybe it is this, uh, this stuff was great.
00:25:48.940 This was, this was awesome.
00:25:50.220 So white people, robo trip, black people leaned, right?
00:25:52.980 Yeah.
00:25:53.300 That was like a thing.
00:25:54.260 And I remember robo tripping with my friends, uh, me and my friends, we went to CVS.
00:25:58.220 We stole a bunch of whatever, you know, Robitussin, Tussin.
00:26:02.960 And then we walked around at night and we robo tripped.
00:26:05.480 It was a wonderful time.
00:26:06.360 A great way to bond with your friends.
00:26:08.040 Agatha says robo tripping two out of 10 would not recommend.
00:26:11.000 And it says it was great.
00:26:13.460 I mean, uh, triple, I actually, no, I don't think I ever did triple C's.
00:26:17.900 Um, uh, I did do ambient and Adderall once, which was fun because it was like the Adderall
00:26:23.840 demands that you stay awake, but the ambient demands that you go to sleep.
00:26:27.000 And then what that does is it just puts you in the, in between realm, uh, in, in waking
00:26:31.700 life, which is a lot of fun.
00:26:33.900 Okay.
00:26:34.260 So we would get it in pill form from the Coricidane, Coricidane, Coricidane, cold and cough triple
00:26:42.800 C's.
00:26:43.180 Yeah.
00:26:43.440 That's the pills.
00:26:45.360 Um, these are not good to take though, because they have an extra drug in them.
00:26:50.160 That's an antihistamine.
00:26:52.100 Just throwing that out there for anybody listening.
00:26:54.080 I would hope that anybody listening knows not to fucking do, but why is extra drugs
00:26:58.380 bad?
00:26:59.120 What are we talking about?
00:26:59.780 I mean, if anything, it's more bang for your buck.
00:27:01.620 No, you pay some money, you get a little extra antihistamine in there.
00:27:06.080 Um, there was even, you know who Chris DiStefano used to have this really funny joke about, uh,
00:27:13.760 drinking wine and getting an antihistamine in them and sucking a bunch of cock.
00:27:17.680 Uh, in hindsight, I realized he's very gay.
00:27:19.760 Um, but at the time it was very funny for me to, for me to hear a little antihistamine
00:27:25.220 and some wine and he's sucking dick.
00:27:26.540 Okay.
00:27:27.600 Um, there was even family dollar cold and cough, which was the same thing, just a dollar instead
00:27:35.060 of seven or eight dollars.
00:27:36.580 Whoa.
00:27:38.060 Life hack money didn't really matter though, because money really didn't matter though,
00:27:45.540 because we were just steel, uh, if we didn't have the money, that's right.
00:27:49.560 That's, that's how you do it.
00:27:51.000 Um, the ladies at family dollar thought it was funny because we were buying so much sometimes
00:27:55.760 with glow sticks.
00:27:57.420 So we could do POI.
00:27:59.820 What is that?
00:28:00.440 POI?
00:28:01.100 I don't know.
00:28:02.460 Um, this guy is like high level scientist.
00:28:05.880 Well, I think he's just doing the glow sticks.
00:28:09.240 Like, you know, you're on your, your, your robo tripping.
00:28:12.980 And, and he said there wasn't really a big rave scene.
00:28:15.500 So he was just working with what he had.
00:28:17.240 No.
00:28:17.420 Wow.
00:28:17.700 That's a ghetto ass.
00:28:18.820 I'm, I'm looking up POI and glow sticks.
00:28:21.900 Nice.
00:28:22.220 So you're talking about that is.
00:28:24.040 Oh, POI spinning.
00:28:25.460 It's a classic and super fun way to get into flow.
00:28:27.920 It sounds gay.
00:28:29.040 It's so gay.
00:28:30.220 Spinning tethered weights.
00:28:31.340 Yeah.
00:28:31.520 It's like, yeah.
00:28:33.240 Yeah.
00:28:33.500 Also, it said when they're doing all this shit with the gloves on.
00:28:36.340 Yeah.
00:28:36.720 I always hated that.
00:28:37.560 And they're like, look at my fingers.
00:28:39.300 Oh man.
00:28:39.980 That's the most annoying.
00:28:41.860 Look at me.
00:28:42.620 I'm tripping balls and you're freaking me out.
00:28:44.660 Can you stop doing that?
00:28:45.620 Yeah.
00:28:46.600 Um, excuse me.
00:28:48.040 All right.
00:28:48.300 So, so, uh, where, where, where, where the fuck were, um, glow sticks.
00:28:53.380 So we could do POI and we're curious as to what it made us feel like the spice we would
00:28:59.200 get was called gods of aroma.
00:29:01.740 The spice it's been a while since we, this guy's a spice boy.
00:29:05.520 He's a robo tripping spice boy.
00:29:07.280 This guy fucking crushes me.
00:29:08.560 All right.
00:29:08.940 Kate's spice boy.
00:29:10.580 Oh, spicy robo trip.
00:29:11.720 That's what that means.
00:29:12.500 There you go.
00:29:13.060 Spicy robo.
00:29:13.920 Oh, oh my God.
00:29:16.000 You're doing it.
00:29:16.520 It's been so long.
00:29:17.360 It's been so long since we spoke of the spice.
00:29:19.720 That's right.
00:29:20.400 Yeah.
00:29:20.660 It's time to bring back the spice boys.
00:29:22.160 And, uh, but he's, he's outdoing them because now he's robo trip and he's a spicy robot.
00:29:26.860 But, um, uh, a combination of two really wild.
00:29:32.000 I just got like a goo coming out of my left eye.
00:29:34.180 Anyway, um, it smelled it.
00:29:36.360 It smelled it and tasted like pomegranate.
00:29:39.900 So whenever I smell pomegranate now, it trips me out a little bit.
00:29:43.320 I don't know what synthetic cannabinoid, uh, was sprayed on it.
00:29:48.600 I wanted to find out because at the time you could order tons of the powder for super cheap
00:29:54.140 online legally, but there was at least 50 different chemicals being sold at the time.
00:30:00.740 A couple of them would be AM2201 and JWH18.
00:30:08.100 Man, what the fuck even is that?
00:30:09.540 Well, the JWH was the compound, uh, and that's the name of the, the abbreviation and the name
00:30:14.780 of the guy that created the spice.
00:30:17.280 I forget exactly what the original was though.
00:30:20.000 That's right.
00:30:20.500 That's right.
00:30:21.020 And then I guess there's some variations AM2201.
00:30:24.680 Um, it was okay.
00:30:26.740 It was an okay high.
00:30:27.660 If you took just a couple of hits, I had been smoking it before bed every night for a couple
00:30:32.860 of months before I got kicked out.
00:30:34.520 So you're just like fucking doing low level raves, which is just robo tripping and glow
00:30:40.320 sticks from the dollar store.
00:30:41.360 And you're smoking spice every night before bed.
00:30:43.760 I would have kicked you out too.
00:30:45.440 A hundred percent.
00:30:46.180 I would have kicked you out.
00:30:46.740 I wonder why you lost your arm dog.
00:30:48.500 Yeah, dude.
00:30:49.060 That's why, that's why you're a one arm fucking robo tripper.
00:30:51.800 Now that's, I mean, when my mom kicked me out, I never held any, any, cause my mom was
00:30:55.400 like, you're going to either get a job, get a, go back to school or get the fuck out,
00:31:00.580 which are three really reasonable options.
00:31:02.720 And being the unreasonable man that I am, uh, or was, I'm a very reasonable man now.
00:31:08.740 Uh, Steven, uh, I, I chose get out, which was retarded.
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00:31:44.340 I would love to play this song after, after this email, cause I have to pee.
00:31:48.400 It would be a great pee break song.
00:31:50.120 Okay.
00:31:50.680 All right.
00:31:50.900 Okay.
00:31:51.140 We have a song, uh, dedicated to Steven, um, uh, kind of a peace offering to try to get
00:31:56.500 our moon map back.
00:31:57.360 Thank you to Z-Man.
00:31:58.740 Shout out to Z-Man who made it all possible.
00:32:01.120 Uh, and of course the Lord.
00:32:02.860 So, um, where was I?
00:32:05.580 A couple months before I got kicked out.
00:32:07.040 Okay.
00:32:07.340 Smoking spice every night before bed.
00:32:08.700 It was an almost psychedelic stimulating headspace, uh, for about 20 minutes.
00:32:13.860 And then it would leave me tired and I would get the munchies and eat tons of peanut butter.
00:32:18.400 That doesn't sound so bad, huh?
00:32:20.460 Uh, we were at my friend Elaine, Alaina's house.
00:32:25.160 Man, would these people just fucking spell a name the right way?
00:32:28.740 Um, Alaina's house.
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00:33:26.880 I like that.
00:33:27.640 That's spelled correctly.
00:33:28.620 Is it Elena's house?
00:33:32.140 Oh, by the way, my stepmother, her name is Elena and she is a witch.
00:33:36.980 I've told you that before, right?
00:33:38.420 She's the one that put the panties in my dad's cup.
00:33:41.660 She also 100% tried to hex us.
00:33:44.760 I think that's why when we moved into the new apartment, we were beset upon by like every
00:33:48.460 fucking shadow entity in a 50 mile radius.
00:33:50.540 But she she hated us and she would in front of us, she would whisper to little paper effigies
00:33:57.760 and then set them on fire on the ground outside in front of us.
00:34:00.740 And and my dad has casually said to me before, like, oh, yeah, you know, she does fucking she
00:34:06.820 does like her spells and stuff like that to try to help us.
00:34:09.240 It's whatever.
00:34:10.500 Like, OK, you fucking crazy.
00:34:12.960 Yeah.
00:34:13.180 Yeah.
00:34:13.320 I completely kind of like forgot about that.
00:34:15.700 It doesn't come up in the show very much.
00:34:17.360 But I help us to kind of help us, which like my dad is not ever been successful at all.
00:34:23.800 He's just just constantly above dumpster meals.
00:34:28.540 You know what I mean?
00:34:29.020 Like also diving in dumpsters, looking for meals.
00:34:30.940 He's practically homeless.
00:34:32.480 Whatever the step above homeless is, he's that.
00:34:34.600 And he's been that forever.
00:34:36.420 So, you know, not really helping anything.
00:34:38.420 But it's just funny because now there's such an obvious wedge between he and I and and he
00:34:44.880 can't seem to reconcile it and he can't seem to figure out like how he's done wrong and
00:34:49.520 what this bitch is about.
00:34:50.840 And now I'm like, oh, my God, yeah, I can't even risk communicating with him because of
00:34:54.480 what this bitch is is not dabbling in.
00:34:57.200 Like she's doing it.
00:34:58.240 She is doing witchcraft actively.
00:35:01.620 She's a bitch.
00:35:02.640 Anyway, excuse me, her name is Elena.
00:35:06.260 So that just reminded me and it's spelled in a reasonable way.
00:35:08.480 I'll give her that credit.
00:35:09.640 So we were at my friend Elena's house one night sitting out by her pool,
00:35:14.360 tripping on DXM to be confused with DMX and started to smoke spice.
00:35:21.720 I was having a conversation with Elena and she just went silent and was staring straight
00:35:28.200 forward.
00:35:28.640 I said, Elena, Elena, Elena, Elena overreacting because I had just smoked too.
00:35:35.400 She wasn't hearing me and I picked her up and carried her inside and she just stayed in
00:35:41.000 the same position, stiff and staring forward.
00:35:43.160 Once inside, she continued to be in what looked like a hypnotic trance.
00:35:49.000 She would momentarily come out of it and her eyes were wide and as they looked around
00:35:55.920 were jittering, but then she would fall back into the trance again.
00:36:00.520 Excuse me.
00:36:01.140 I wanted to call 9-1-1 again overreacting.
00:36:04.160 And my other friends were like, nah, chill, don't do that.
00:36:07.880 That's a big buzzkill when somebody gets fucked up and your friends are like, I got to call
00:36:11.420 9-1-1 and you're like, that's going to really ruin the vibe if you do that.
00:36:15.920 What about the vibe?
00:36:17.840 Yeah.
00:36:18.060 She said that outside by the pool, she left her body and was flying through the stars.
00:36:26.540 The rest of the night, she kept saying she wanted to go back.
00:36:29.980 This leads me to have the same experience.
00:36:34.700 I learned that she was holding the smoke in for as long as she could to achieve this effect.
00:36:39.240 Ah, there we go.
00:36:40.040 He's a method to her madness.
00:36:42.300 Holy shit.
00:36:42.940 Um, I just read it a couple of lines ahead.
00:36:45.520 So a couple of nights later, we were out at our friend Tommy's house, uh, spelled in a
00:36:51.300 reasonable way.
00:36:51.900 And we couldn't go inside though, because his dad was sleeping.
00:36:56.280 So me and Elena and Aaron were sitting on the side of his house.
00:37:02.240 And I told them that I wanted to have the same experience as Elena the other night.
00:37:07.640 I ended up holding in two big hits.
00:37:10.420 I also had taken 16 triple C's.
00:37:15.420 Wow.
00:37:16.240 That seems like a lot of triple C's, doesn't it?
00:37:20.100 Um, yeah, I don't know if that is like going to be overdosed.
00:37:23.380 Well, next, the next sentence, I instantly blackout.
00:37:27.840 I instantly blackout.
00:37:33.440 I was told, I said, I'm on the edge of insanity.
00:37:37.500 Hey, Elena and Aaron, both jokingly said, jump, jump.
00:37:42.900 Nice.
00:37:43.660 They're assholes, huh?
00:37:44.960 I shot up and ran around the other side of the house to the front.
00:37:48.820 Aaron ran after me, wondering what the fuck I was doing and probably wondering if I was
00:37:52.640 joking.
00:37:53.040 He yelled at me and I turned and ran straight towards him, lunging at him, flying through
00:37:59.120 the air, but did a front summer fall salt flip and landed on my back.
00:38:04.780 Whoa.
00:38:05.940 Some, uh, somebody across the street asked if I was okay.
00:38:08.660 And Aaron told him I was just drunk.
00:38:10.960 Then I started rolling around on the ground while screaming, Elena, John, heroin.
00:38:15.920 That's the worst shit ever.
00:38:20.280 You're trying to run cover for your boy and he's just, he's screaming the drug you guys
00:38:23.440 didn't even do.
00:38:25.700 Cocaine, mescaline, methamphetamine.
00:38:28.640 Um, so he's screaming, Elena, John, heroin over and over.
00:38:32.900 I think I was trying to hold on to some shred of reality.
00:38:35.800 So the thought of Elena's brother who was addicted to heroin for some reason was the only
00:38:40.480 thing keeping me from being gone forever or something.
00:38:43.380 Wow.
00:38:45.880 That's so cool, dude.
00:38:47.520 Uh, do you, do you want to pick it up from here?
00:38:49.580 Yeah.
00:38:50.040 I then went inside and started throwing chairs and other things, still yelling the same things
00:38:54.760 over and over.
00:38:56.240 That's great.
00:38:57.060 So this girl just kind of just blanked out and stood completely still.
00:39:00.440 And this guy's just running amok.
00:39:02.280 Yeah.
00:39:02.500 He tried to do the same technique to get where she was, but, um, you know, you probably got
00:39:06.360 to figure out the dosage and I don't know if she took 16 triple C's.
00:39:09.980 Probably not.
00:39:10.500 My awareness clicked back on and I was sitting in the front yard, all scraped up with everyone
00:39:14.960 talking to each other.
00:39:16.160 I wasn't welcome at Tommy's anymore.
00:39:18.460 And Aaron and Tommy were kind of pissed.
00:39:21.380 Yeah, no shit.
00:39:21.880 You mess up their house.
00:39:23.000 Yeah.
00:39:23.600 I walked to another friend's house right after I clicked back on and was sitting outside with
00:39:28.580 her smoking cigarettes when her mom comes out lightly crying because she just had a horrific
00:39:33.800 nightmare of a brutal car accident.
00:39:35.680 I wonder if somehow whatever fuck with me fucked with her, uh, going back to when I smoked,
00:39:42.900 what happened from my perspective is I took the hit.
00:39:46.060 And next thing I know, I'm watching myself from above the house.
00:39:49.740 Um, only I'm watching myself in real time.
00:39:52.820 I see myself running around the corner of the house over and over again.
00:39:56.880 It kept repeating.
00:39:57.920 Like when you're scrolling Facebook and get the real, get to the real section.
00:40:01.680 The first one is just, uh, one second on repeat.
00:40:05.280 Yeah.
00:40:05.840 Yeah.
00:40:06.040 Yeah.
00:40:06.880 So this is what he's seeing himself doing as he's actually doing.
00:40:10.600 Because he wanted to get to this, you know, he said that she was, Alaina was flying or
00:40:16.240 at least that's what she was claiming through the stars.
00:40:17.800 So he was trying to achieve that.
00:40:19.280 And I guess he, he achieved something of it because he's looking at a top down version
00:40:23.220 of himself.
00:40:23.680 He's like floating above the house.
00:40:26.200 Um, and he's watching it on repeat, by the way, that whole Facebook thing, when you
00:40:29.720 scroll past the real and it just only plays like a second and a half of it.
00:40:33.640 And I fucking hate that.
00:40:35.140 Yeah.
00:40:35.340 I don't like that either.
00:40:36.160 I really don't like it.
00:40:36.940 It makes me mad.
00:40:37.780 It makes me not only not want to click on the real, but it also makes me want to be like,
00:40:41.160 fuck like meta and their whole team, which it is a terrible app because my wife got her
00:40:47.880 shit hacked.
00:40:48.740 Um, we all reported that account as many times as we possibly could.
00:40:53.280 They did nothing about it.
00:40:54.760 She's still hacked and still trying to scam everybody she can, or, you know, not my wife,
00:40:58.680 but the, the, whoever's got the account.
00:41:00.200 And then my wife tries to make a new account.
00:41:02.460 They actually block her from making a new account saying that she is running a scam because,
00:41:08.780 you know, I'm like, dude, then there's simply nothing you can do about it.
00:41:11.800 There's nobody you can talk to.
00:41:13.480 Meta is one of the worst fucking organizations on earth.
00:41:16.380 It's a terrible, terrible fucking, uh, yeah.
00:41:18.380 It's crazy that they run a social media empire, but they are horrible like that.
00:41:22.320 Um, all right.
00:41:23.580 So I see myself running around the corner and let me see, uh, this was accompanied with
00:41:29.160 a blood curdling eternal scream.
00:41:31.380 I was filled with immense dread and regret thinking that I truly fucked up and that this
00:41:37.100 was one, a one second clip of me running around the side of the house while listening to the
00:41:40.940 scream was going to be forever.
00:41:42.540 Damn.
00:41:43.120 That's a nightmare.
00:41:43.560 The next thing I know, I'm looking up at an unchanging face that looks like some Aztec
00:41:49.060 God or something.
00:41:50.320 Images of Tlaloc, a good example.
00:41:52.900 All right.
00:41:53.020 That's in red.
00:41:53.580 So I assume Nancy did something here.
00:41:56.200 Nancy wrote to us.
00:41:57.540 Well, why don't you here?
00:41:58.560 I'll try to bring it up real quick.
00:41:59.900 Let's, uh, paste that and see if we can get, oh, okay.
00:42:03.620 Yeah.
00:42:04.000 Yeah.
00:42:04.560 Images.
00:42:04.880 At the bottom.
00:42:05.720 We'll share this.
00:42:06.840 Well, we don't, hold on.
00:42:07.920 Let's first share the image.
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00:42:35.260 Um, it will share this one.
00:42:39.260 I got it.
00:42:40.040 Talaloc.
00:42:40.840 Talaloc.
00:42:41.360 It's this thing.
00:42:43.460 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:42:45.340 Okay.
00:42:45.960 Interesting.
00:42:47.160 Some sort of, uh, it's kind of got a crown.
00:42:50.500 It's got fangs.
00:42:51.620 Kind of gives me, uh, vampire vibes.
00:42:53.860 Interesting.
00:42:54.480 Interesting.
00:42:55.000 I like it.
00:42:55.440 I like it.
00:42:56.260 I like it.
00:42:57.080 And there's, is there footnotes for it?
00:42:58.880 Okay.
00:42:59.180 It's just the image.
00:42:59.900 Okay.
00:43:00.300 It's just the image.
00:43:00.940 Uh, all right.
00:43:01.660 So let's see what we're saying here.
00:43:03.340 Um, the entire thing.
00:43:05.260 The entire background was crazy patterns and colors that I can't describe.
00:43:09.060 This is my friend's dad that was holding me down.
00:43:12.600 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:15.160 Oh, so his friend's dad is holding him down.
00:43:20.940 And he's seeing that face.
00:43:22.100 And he's seeing that face with this wild background.
00:43:24.800 That's fascinating.
00:43:26.520 Interesting.
00:43:27.320 Uh, I understand.
00:43:28.920 Um, there's probably only a handful of retards that have ever combined.
00:43:32.900 These two chemicals, synthetic cannabinoids were never meant for a human consumption.
00:43:37.440 God only knows what doors they open up.
00:43:40.940 Uh, where there are entities just waiting to hijack someone's consciousness and cause all
00:43:45.960 sorts of problems.
00:43:46.740 Hmm.
00:43:47.900 Yeah.
00:43:48.320 All right.
00:43:48.660 So here's another couple of stories a year or so later.
00:43:53.140 There was a different spice blend because I didn't learn my lesson the first time called
00:43:56.700 sin S Y N.
00:43:58.540 Good God.
00:43:59.500 Yeah.
00:44:00.100 So he's like, yeah, I'm going to smoke that.
00:44:01.820 This stuff seemed to be more along the lines of what your other listeners were describing.
00:44:06.700 Me and some different friends brought some and started smoking it on the walk back to
00:44:11.240 my friend's house.
00:44:12.260 Oh, this is the one that would like have people literally seeing demons.
00:44:16.280 Yeah.
00:44:16.540 It seems like he does, uh, watch the show.
00:44:19.620 So you're a fan.
00:44:20.540 Okay.
00:44:21.000 Based on the show.
00:44:21.780 Sorry about making fun of your arm.
00:44:23.560 I hope it grew back.
00:44:24.880 Well, yeah.
00:44:25.280 I mean, if it did, that's super cool.
00:44:27.420 Yeah.
00:44:27.660 I mean, but then that would imply he's a lizard, which isn't cool.
00:44:31.200 He became gibberim.
00:44:32.620 Hmm.
00:44:33.440 Disgusting.
00:44:33.840 Well, welcome.
00:44:37.020 Well, welcome.
00:44:37.680 Welcome.
00:44:38.120 Welcome.
00:44:38.560 Welcome Nimrod.
00:44:39.360 All right.
00:44:41.340 I took one hit and was instantly suspicious of my friends for no reason and had to get
00:44:46.100 away from them.
00:44:47.120 Wow.
00:44:47.820 Just instantly paranoid.
00:44:49.260 So I, I started power walking away from them saying I was going a different way.
00:44:54.100 I think I told them I was going to get some vodka, which I ended up doing, but after they
00:44:59.000 were already out of sight, I couldn't help but walk with my head turned sideways toward the
00:45:02.840 street so I could see behind me on the sidewalk as well as in front of me.
00:45:07.960 So he's just walking like this, like with his peripheral, but just like making, just
00:45:11.560 shooting back and forth.
00:45:13.100 That is a crazy, I've seen like, like homeless people do that shit.
00:45:17.460 And I guess that's why.
00:45:18.600 Schizophrenic people.
00:45:19.220 I remember one time my neighbor across the hallway asked me if I can come into her apartment
00:45:23.000 because she smelled smoke.
00:45:24.320 And I was like, absolutely.
00:45:25.720 I can.
00:45:26.280 Well, yeah, sure.
00:45:26.960 And I went in there and I'm like, so where's the problem?
00:45:29.780 And as soon as I walk in, she shuts the door behind me and then she runs over to her
00:45:33.900 sofa, stands on it and, and parts the fucking, uh, what would you call it?
00:45:38.300 The blinds and starts peeking through just manically looking around outside through the
00:45:43.460 blinds.
00:45:43.940 And I'm like, so, uh, is it, does it smell like electrical?
00:45:48.940 Is it in the kitchen?
00:45:49.860 And she's just not responding to any of these things.
00:45:52.160 And then she starts muttering about, um, these fucking Asians, these fucking, these Asians
00:45:56.460 across the street.
00:45:57.100 They're fucking watching me.
00:45:58.220 They're watching me.
00:45:58.820 And I go, yeah.
00:46:01.040 Um, so is anything on fire or no?
00:46:07.500 And she just keeps going back and forth about these fucking Asians are watching me.
00:46:10.440 They're watching me.
00:46:10.920 They're going in my mailbox.
00:46:12.460 And I start like just kind of backing away towards the door.
00:46:16.220 And then I just let myself out.
00:46:17.980 Uh, it turns out that lady was schizophrenic.
00:46:19.680 She was black.
00:46:20.320 One of the few black schizophrenics I've ever had the pleasure.
00:46:23.120 They're out there.
00:46:24.160 Yeah.
00:46:24.320 They're out there.
00:46:24.900 Yeah.
00:46:25.100 It's, uh, they're a little scarier.
00:46:26.780 They're like the people from, uh, like the dude from 28 days later.
00:46:30.460 You know?
00:46:31.060 Yeah.
00:46:31.460 Yeah.
00:46:31.800 Yeah.
00:46:32.000 They're a little more jittery.
00:46:33.040 And, um, and I, I, I definitely was feeling like shit, I'm going to get stabbed, you know,
00:46:37.480 is, is what I started to suspect.
00:46:39.620 Interestingly enough, her name was Lisa.
00:46:41.400 And so is my schizophrenic aunt.
00:46:43.600 Her name is Lisa.
00:46:44.540 So, um, a lot of serendipitous behavior.
00:46:47.240 Have you ever seen that meme of the 28 days later where they say, I, I'll never like,
00:46:51.240 it always bothers me because I'll never know if the, like the black zombie, black dude
00:46:56.020 was a zombie or just like angry.
00:46:58.340 Cause he had like red eyes and was aggressive and you're like, yeah, I mean, yeah, I don't
00:47:02.580 know.
00:47:02.760 I never seen that one.
00:47:03.680 Apparently real mixed, uh, reviews on the new one.
00:47:07.200 Um, people are saying it's horrible.
00:47:08.600 And then other people are saying it's great.
00:47:10.400 And, um, I don't know.
00:47:11.780 I'm like, I like somewhere in between.
00:47:13.680 There's like a 12 inch zombie dong in it.
00:47:16.240 And that, that made people upset.
00:47:18.220 Not interested in that.
00:47:20.960 All right.
00:47:21.400 Let's see.
00:47:21.800 Uh, could be cool, but I don't know.
00:47:27.000 Um, after they were already out of sight, I couldn't help but walk.
00:47:30.300 So he goes, he's got his head turned sideways.
00:47:32.420 Yeah.
00:47:32.960 Psychopath.
00:47:34.100 It would have been hilarious if someone came and attacked me from the, the yard since I
00:47:38.140 couldn't see in that direction.
00:47:42.700 I eventually got back to my friend's house and began drinking, thinking that the alcohol
00:47:46.380 would make it so the spice wasn't as fucked.
00:47:48.640 I was wrong.
00:47:50.000 Yeah.
00:47:50.880 Yeah.
00:47:51.920 I mean, I, I, I kind of get it like, but no.
00:47:55.120 All right.
00:47:55.340 So I took a few hits.
00:47:56.460 That's like when you have a grease fire and you're like, surely water will help.
00:48:00.080 No, it doesn't help.
00:48:01.760 It's going to make it worse.
00:48:02.400 Yeah.
00:48:02.640 But I can see how maybe you thought that.
00:48:05.160 He says, I took, I took a hit, a few hits and blacked out.
00:48:08.240 I was told I was running around screaming nonsense.
00:48:10.520 I woke up naked and puked 20 minutes later.
00:48:13.500 Oh man.
00:48:14.260 I watched my friend smoke it.
00:48:16.420 We might've also been doing triple C's that night and he was laying in bed and both his
00:48:21.060 wrists were pinned toward, pinned downward.
00:48:24.700 No, pointed downward.
00:48:25.900 I don't even know what that is.
00:48:26.300 Pointed downward.
00:48:27.380 Oh, like if you were to do Spider-Man wrists towards the ground.
00:48:30.920 Yeah.
00:48:31.700 And he was tense.
00:48:32.720 His eyes were closed, but they were moving a bunch like he was dreaming.
00:48:36.440 But he was kind of smiling.
00:48:38.180 He was basically having a seizure.
00:48:40.340 So I thought it was fine and I just left him there.
00:48:42.180 Yeah.
00:48:42.820 I told his girlfriend he should go to the hospital, but she said he was fine.
00:48:46.520 Thanks for reading.
00:48:47.660 Fuck.
00:48:48.160 Yeah, dude.
00:48:48.880 Who is this?
00:48:49.320 Adam, Adam, you fucking spice boy.
00:48:51.720 I, uh, I really enjoyed this.
00:48:54.520 This is, this is great.
00:48:55.820 Um, yeah.
00:48:56.800 I like that.
00:48:57.560 We got back to the roots of this show, which is people spice, spice, doing drugs, uh, different,
00:49:04.660 various chemical cocktails and seeing ancient entities and deities.
00:49:08.500 Uh, thank you for that, Adam.
00:49:10.240 It was a familiar trip down memory road, despite that it was, uh, new information.
00:49:14.680 And, uh, I appreciate that.
00:49:16.920 I enjoyed it.
00:49:17.520 Thank you, Adam.
00:49:18.120 Very good submission.
00:49:19.020 I hope your arm grows back.
00:49:20.580 Um, but now I think it's time to get rid of the pool before we do.
00:49:24.060 You want to play the song?
00:49:25.080 And then when the song's done, we kick the pores out.
00:49:27.300 That's a good idea.
00:49:28.440 That's a good idea.
00:49:29.080 Cause I, I piss hard.
00:49:30.180 I'm doing the old pinch and twist.
00:49:31.980 Here we go.
00:49:33.340 Ready guys?
00:49:34.140 Yeah.
00:49:34.440 Make it play.
00:49:42.580 Underneath the desert skies, a secret lies in sand.
00:49:47.740 A map to the moon drawn by a rebel's hand.
00:49:53.700 Steve Wilcox, you took it and you know it's true.
00:49:59.080 Indicative of a thief that blames on you.
00:50:03.900 Give it back, Steve.
00:50:05.300 Don't you test my wrath.
00:50:07.080 The moon's calling me.
00:50:08.360 It's my rightful path.
00:50:10.100 Fuck you, Steve.
00:50:11.120 You bitch, you cross the line.
00:50:13.280 Return the moon map.
00:50:14.680 Cause it's temp's your mind.
00:50:21.420 The laws ride with honor, but you broke the code.
00:50:25.560 You're hiding in the shadows on a lonesome road.
00:50:32.380 The stars ain't shining for you.
00:50:35.540 They're burning red.
00:50:38.660 Indicative of the trove that lies ahead.
00:50:42.960 Give it back, Steve.
00:50:44.340 Don't you test my wrath.
00:50:46.060 The moon's calling me.
00:50:47.400 It's my rightful path.
00:50:49.060 Fuck you, Steve.
00:50:50.160 You bitch, you cross the line.
00:50:52.340 Return the moon map.
00:50:53.720 Cause it's temp's your mind.
00:50:55.360 The posses form in and they're on your trail.
00:51:11.220 The winds whisper in justice and never again.
00:51:15.180 Your eyes are crumbling like dust in your hand.
00:51:23.260 Indicative of the trove that lies ahead.
00:51:27.600 Give it back, Steve.
00:51:29.000 Don't you test my wrath.
00:51:30.800 The moon's calling me.
00:51:32.060 It's my rightful path.
00:51:33.820 Fuck you, Steve.
00:51:34.880 You bitch, you cross the line.
00:51:37.000 Return the moon map.
00:51:38.360 Cause it's temp's your mind.
00:51:40.100 The posses form in and they're on your trail.
00:51:57.060 The winds whisper in justice and never again.
00:52:02.740 Your eyes are crumbling like dust in your hand.
00:52:07.480 Indicative of the trove that lies ahead.
00:52:13.620 Give it back, Steve.
00:52:15.040 Don't you test my wrath.
00:52:16.880 The moon's calling me.
00:52:18.120 It's my rightful path.
00:52:19.900 Fuck you, Steve.
00:52:20.880 You bitch, you cross the line.
00:52:23.040 Return the moon map.
00:52:24.420 Cause it's temp's your mind.
00:52:37.480 Fuck what a beautiful song.
00:52:39.260 It's a great song.
00:52:40.320 Well done.
00:52:41.080 Well done, Milhouse.
00:52:42.580 I don't know what's going on here.
00:52:43.860 Oh, that Milhouse.
00:52:44.460 That was Z man.
00:52:45.020 That was Z man.
00:52:45.440 No, we're watching.
00:52:46.340 Milhouse.
00:52:46.820 Are you arguing with Nancy?
00:52:47.980 Don't argue with Nancy in the chat, Milhouse.
00:52:51.640 What are you doing?
00:52:52.620 Nancy saying that you were bothering.
00:52:54.080 I don't remember.
00:52:54.940 No, I think, I think Nancy's confusing Milhouse for, uh, for Chuck, who was, who was, uh,
00:53:00.120 quite, uh, quite drunk, but we've since talked to Chuck and he's a wonderful man and
00:53:03.860 everything is fine and so there's nothing to be upset about, um, but only we're allowed
00:53:09.000 to call her a stupid Jap.
00:53:11.640 Milhouse, it's going to be okay.
00:53:13.900 Relax.
00:53:14.620 I don't like this.
00:53:15.640 The children are fighting, but that's fine.
00:53:17.300 Don't fight, children.
00:53:19.520 God.
00:53:20.320 Let them fight.
00:53:21.500 All right, fine.
00:53:22.080 Fight!
00:53:23.440 Fucking fight.
00:53:24.260 Anyway, guys, goodbye to the poors, you disgusting poors.
00:53:26.700 If you want to be like Nancy in Milhouse and, and make it all about you and fight in
00:53:30.800 our chat, well, you could do that over on patreon.com backslash nephalundesquad.
00:53:33.860 Otherwise, we're getting away from you filthy, filthy poors.
00:53:38.040 Go to Patreon, sign up, do a thing.
00:53:40.360 It's going to be a good time.
00:53:41.540 You're going to like it.
00:53:42.440 You're going to, and if you don't like it, we keep your mouth shut about it.
00:53:45.800 As, uh, Alex, the red-coated Jew says, uh, why don't we keep that shit to ourselves?
00:53:51.020 Remember that song?
00:53:52.940 I don't, I don't know.
00:53:53.720 I walked out.
00:53:54.700 Goddammit, dude.
00:53:55.960 Bye, everybody.
00:53:57.040 We'll see you guys later.
00:53:58.720 Okay.
00:53:59.340 What's the next story?
00:54:00.660 Uh, the next story.
00:54:01.780 I am excited about this one because, uh, oh, speaking of vaccinations, did you see what
00:54:07.280 I posted yesterday?
00:54:08.120 This is real.
00:54:08.680 We're walking through the villages yesterday and, um, we're making fun of my son because
00:54:12.720 he, he showed up, I think to your house and he's like, look what I got.
00:54:16.240 And it's just a dead lizard in his hands.
00:54:18.620 And we're like, what are you doing, dude?
00:54:20.100 So my wife is like joking around.
00:54:22.440 She's like, uh, looks like we're going to have to get him vaccinated for all the gross
00:54:25.440 shit that he picks up.
00:54:26.420 And I turned to Jack and I go, sorry, bud.
00:54:29.520 Looks like you're getting autism.
00:54:30.520 And he goes, Hey, at least I'll be able to talk to my friends from far away.
00:54:35.580 Wow.
00:54:36.160 Like telepathy.
00:54:37.600 That kid is listening through the walls.
00:54:39.680 Actually, I'll show you guys a picture of this is, this is real in my house.
00:54:44.540 Look, that was on the floor right in front.
00:54:46.800 Look, look at how they're making love.
00:54:48.060 Look, look at that guy.
00:54:49.300 Dude.
00:54:49.900 Yeah.
00:54:50.120 Look, see, see the girl at the bottom.
00:54:51.880 Lizard's got dick game.
00:54:53.200 And they just didn't care.
00:54:54.320 I was like right up on them.
00:54:55.400 They didn't move.
00:54:56.020 They kind of like looked at me and they were like, we're almost done.
00:54:59.280 You know what that's like?
00:55:00.200 That's like, imagine back in like Noah's time.
00:55:02.500 If you were just dicking down your wife and, uh, and a giant came and ripped the roof off
00:55:07.700 your house and you looked up and you said, do it.
00:55:10.380 And you just kept fucking kept making babies, dude.
00:55:13.620 It was just real slow.
00:55:14.760 Like too.
00:55:15.220 I was like, this is the craziest thing I've ever seen.
00:55:17.260 They just get in it in.
00:55:19.100 Like you ever seen two lizards make love?
00:55:21.220 Now they're making love.
00:55:22.800 Look, look at how he's holding her.
00:55:24.280 It's crazy.
00:55:25.040 All right.
00:55:26.980 All right.
00:55:27.500 We got another one.
00:55:28.560 We got another one.
00:55:29.540 This one's going to be good.
00:55:30.460 I'm excited about this.
00:55:31.420 There's no spaces.
00:55:33.840 There's no spaces.
00:55:34.960 There's no separate.
00:55:36.960 Um, what would you call these things?
00:55:38.520 No separate, uh, uh, paragraphs.
00:55:40.860 It's just one fucking, okay.
00:55:43.260 There is.
00:55:43.660 Okay.
00:55:43.880 What's the name of it?
00:55:44.440 What's the name of it?
00:55:45.120 It's called what Raven saw it's in the chat.
00:55:47.680 I put it in the chat.
00:55:48.400 Oh my God.
00:55:49.600 Yeah.
00:55:49.880 Yeah.
00:55:50.080 Yeah.
00:55:50.180 Yeah.
00:55:50.280 I see it now.
00:55:50.880 It looks like, yeah, it looks like this whole part is like one big chunk.
00:55:54.660 And then, you know, and then it, so this is, this is, uh, it says, Aloha fellow retard.
00:56:01.020 This is apparently.
00:56:01.960 Oh my God.
00:56:02.600 We're back.
00:56:03.100 This is.
00:56:03.420 So you just like, Oh, we're back to our roots.
00:56:05.220 No, no, no, no, no.
00:56:06.500 Now we're back to our roots.
00:56:08.260 Now we're back to our roots of people.
00:56:10.260 Like we've yelled at people.
00:56:11.560 We said, please punctuation.
00:56:14.600 I mean, he gave us, he said, here's one comma.
00:56:18.580 And then he did the space and just like completely like this looks like just thought vomit.
00:56:26.460 I love it.
00:56:27.460 We're back.
00:56:27.960 This is interesting.
00:56:28.740 This is very interesting.
00:56:29.700 So, so Nancy's really hit us with the, uh, with the footnotes at the bottom.
00:56:34.780 So this is not actually, this is not very long at all.
00:56:37.080 This is just two.
00:56:38.160 This is actually one big run on sentence and, uh, and, uh, it takes two pages.
00:56:44.220 Okay.
00:56:44.980 So, uh, it says, and yes, there's no periods in this so far that I've seen.
00:56:51.720 There's, there's some things.
00:56:52.920 I don't think they make sense.
00:56:53.680 This is Aloha fellow retards.
00:56:55.680 My name is Yandro.
00:56:57.560 Fuck.
00:56:58.000 Yeah.
00:56:58.260 Yandro.
00:56:58.660 That's not a real name.
00:57:00.000 That's not a, he made that up because he knew he would dox him.
00:57:02.880 You can say my name out loud.
00:57:04.580 Out loud.
00:57:05.360 Well, you should start with that.
00:57:07.320 Okay.
00:57:07.620 Cause I'm going to read these things from left to right.
00:57:11.080 So that's usually how we read it.
00:57:17.160 Oh my God.
00:57:18.160 All right.
00:57:18.440 So he says, uh, you can say my name out loud because at the end of the day, you won't
00:57:22.140 be able to say it correctly.
00:57:23.520 Oh, okay.
00:57:25.680 Fair enough.
00:57:26.820 Going to the point.
00:57:27.780 Yes.
00:57:28.520 I know what Raven saw in the woods when he was a kid.
00:57:31.900 Okay.
00:57:32.160 Just a quick, uh, reminder for those of you who don't know, when I was a child, I saw what
00:57:36.640 I thought was a naked black baby, um, really hauling ass through the tall grass right past
00:57:42.400 me and my buddy, uh, when we were in, in, in a patch of a small patch of woods in my town
00:57:49.420 where a little Creek was running.
00:57:52.100 And so there was tall grass, um, that we would stomp paths through.
00:57:56.520 We would lay it flat with our feet and make like a maze of, of trails through it.
00:58:00.120 This is before we realized that all of those bugs that were in them would just end up all
00:58:04.820 over our bodies so that we did also discover that one day.
00:58:07.380 That was horrifying.
00:58:08.560 Um, but yeah, so a little naked black boy and it was really fast.
00:58:11.760 It didn't make any sense.
00:58:12.340 So he says, uh, uh, uh, uh, I know what he saw in the woods when he was a kid.
00:58:17.380 I won't tell you now I'll tell you, well, not now, I don't know when I'll tell you.
00:58:23.900 So keep reading.
00:58:24.660 Fuck you.
00:58:26.200 Uh, don't be disgusted for what I'm about to tell you.
00:58:30.240 I'm Cuban.
00:58:31.540 Boo.
00:58:32.940 Yeah.
00:58:33.380 We just don't like it, but it's not disgusting.
00:58:35.460 I mean, it's pretty bad.
00:58:38.920 Um, I'm Cuban born in Cuba, raised in Miami.
00:58:42.900 Oh God.
00:58:45.460 And your name is Yandro.
00:58:46.640 I thought you were Japanese dude.
00:58:48.380 And you started with Aloha.
00:58:49.960 I'm just fucking confused.
00:58:52.120 Um, yes, I know.
00:58:53.660 What a surprise a Cuban in Miami.
00:58:55.820 I was raised seventh day Adventist.
00:58:58.340 I don't know what that is, but it seems we have a footnote for it.
00:59:00.600 So we don't know any of these things.
00:59:02.080 Yeah.
00:59:02.220 Let's go down.
00:59:03.000 What is Nancy saying?
00:59:04.320 She says, uh, the seventh day Adventist church is a main.
00:59:07.020 I love how she knows what we don't know.
00:59:09.360 Yeah.
00:59:09.740 Yeah.
00:59:09.920 Yeah.
00:59:10.080 These guys ain't going to know that.
00:59:11.480 I have no idea what this means.
00:59:13.500 Uh, the seventh day Adventist church is a mainstream Protestant church with approximately 20 million
00:59:19.660 members worldwide, which includes more than 1.2 million member member in America member
00:59:25.800 uh, organized in 1863.
00:59:27.240 1863, the seventh day Adventist church has its doctrinal root in the Advent awakening movement
00:59:32.940 of the 1840s.
00:59:34.000 Hundreds of thousands of Christians became convinced from their study of fucking ow Bible.
00:59:40.840 Uh, I just ripped a bunch of hair out of my thigh accidentally.
00:59:43.340 Why?
00:59:43.840 Um, Bible prophecy that Christ would return.
00:59:46.420 No, no.
00:59:46.640 Why'd you do that?
00:59:47.620 Well, there was, um, something stuck in, in my, uh, thigh hair and I tried to rip it out.
00:59:53.060 And of course, you know, thigh hair came with it a little bit of sperm, a little bit of
00:59:56.560 dry.
00:59:56.940 Could be, could well be.
00:59:58.080 Um, so, so, so this is all based off of, uh, people in the 1840s being convinced that
01:00:05.720 Christ would soon return as soon is really, um, uh, subjective, isn't it?
01:00:11.280 Uh, yeah, they were saying that at the church this Sunday.
01:00:14.520 They were like soon.
01:00:15.500 And I was like, what do you mean by soon?
01:00:17.040 What do you think?
01:00:18.300 Yeah.
01:00:18.460 Uh, tomorrow.
01:00:19.220 Well, this reawakening of the neglected biblical belief occurred in many countries with a major
01:00:25.260 focus in North America reference.
01:00:27.560 Who are the seventh day adventists?
01:00:28.760 So what is the, I don't understand.
01:00:30.640 So there's nothing.
01:00:31.480 The only thing that sets them apart is that they think Christ is going to return soon.
01:00:35.980 A lot of people think that.
01:00:37.880 Right.
01:00:38.940 And, and around that time, by the way, 1863, uh, only a few years later, did the Jehovah
01:00:47.080 Witnesses start predicting that the end was nigh.
01:00:49.800 Yeah.
01:00:50.380 Um, like something's wrong.
01:00:54.260 Something's, I don't know.
01:00:55.040 I don't do that.
01:00:55.720 That's, that's like really, cause you know, you look at like all the various denominations
01:00:59.640 and you think that they deviate in like something scripture based.
01:01:03.680 And I guess that it would be based in scripture, but it's like, that's not much of a deviation.
01:01:08.120 It's just, I'm going to put it in.
01:01:09.400 There's got to be more deviations than just that.
01:01:12.260 In seven days.
01:01:13.240 That's how, that's how Bron says in seven days is what he's coming back.
01:01:17.020 Um, I don't know what, that's so strange.
01:01:19.420 Nobody has a, uh, no, they keep the Sabbath Saturday is the seventh day.
01:01:23.820 Okay.
01:01:24.840 But that makes sense, right?
01:01:26.180 When you sing the song, sing the song about the days of the week.
01:01:28.600 Yeah.
01:01:29.300 Sunday, Monday, Tuesday.
01:01:30.320 Well, yeah.
01:01:31.860 Saturday is the seventh day.
01:01:32.940 So if Sunday's the first, um, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
01:01:39.160 Sunday, the dead are unconscious in soul sleep.
01:01:42.620 That's what they think until resurrection, no eternal torment in hell.
01:01:46.460 Okay.
01:01:48.080 Uh, interesting.
01:01:49.640 Yeah.
01:01:50.080 Right.
01:01:50.260 So they believe some other stuff, something about diet.
01:01:53.120 Many are vegetarians.
01:01:54.520 That's gay.
01:01:55.600 Oh, that's gay.
01:01:56.820 Yeah.
01:01:57.020 We don't want to do that.
01:01:57.860 Pescapalians, pescatarians.
01:01:59.900 Weird.
01:02:00.440 All right.
01:02:00.720 Let's keep reading.
01:02:01.660 All right.
01:02:04.220 Okay.
01:02:04.620 So the seventh day adventure is not currently practicing the religion, but I did find God
01:02:09.040 there based.
01:02:10.360 I have been in a shadow figure, but I have been a shadow figure to your podcast.
01:02:15.300 More like tops dog, man.
01:02:17.020 Ah, he's here only there when we look at you, but to this show, um, I have been lurking in
01:02:24.500 the shadows for a long time.
01:02:25.860 Never writing, never engaging.
01:02:27.660 Oh, well, thank you.
01:02:28.520 First time.
01:02:28.980 There's a lot of you guys.
01:02:29.660 I want to shout out, shout out you guys that are never right.
01:02:32.280 Never engages.
01:02:33.180 We were looking at the numbers.
01:02:34.160 I'm like, there's a lot of people.
01:02:35.540 I don't know any of you guys.
01:02:37.340 Keep it that way.
01:02:38.340 It's don't reach.
01:02:39.360 Don't reach out.
01:02:39.920 This is a, you're crossing the line here.
01:02:42.540 If you do like the show, uh, like subscribe, all that other stuff that Tim pool says, but
01:02:48.400 leave a rating on some of the podcasts.
01:02:51.100 That's the most important thing.
01:02:52.040 I think I don't care about.
01:02:53.660 Yeah.
01:02:53.800 I don't, the video is just super gay.
01:02:55.540 The people that listen to the podcast, you guys are based.
01:02:58.180 You're listening in your car.
01:02:59.500 You're listening private in your headphones as you like walk through earth and you're seeing
01:03:03.880 people and you're hearing us talking in your ears.
01:03:05.900 It's great.
01:03:06.900 Uh, give us a rating.
01:03:08.180 I know it takes a lot, but go ahead and say something.
01:03:10.640 Just be like, I don't know.
01:03:11.380 These guys are retarded.
01:03:12.380 Five stars, anything.
01:03:13.560 Yeah.
01:03:13.740 As long as it's five stars, don't bother giving us, if you're going to give us anything less
01:03:16.760 than five stars, I don't want you to give us anything.
01:03:18.980 No.
01:03:19.300 Yeah.
01:03:19.720 I'm not.
01:03:20.000 Some people are like, it was one star.
01:03:21.100 Don't do that.
01:03:21.520 Cause that really, uh, that will make our show go away forever.
01:03:24.800 It's crazy how bad the, that one bad rating fucks the algorithm.
01:03:28.140 Also, you know, we have a tendency to piss off everybody and a lot of those people, uh,
01:03:34.540 will make more of an effort to rate our show than our own listeners will.
01:03:38.420 That is true.
01:03:39.400 Yeah.
01:03:39.560 That's a point.
01:03:40.120 That's a, that's a good point.
01:03:41.380 There's a lot of people that will like, if they don't like what we said, um, one for
01:03:46.200 one thing, they will go out of their way to try to sabotage us and derail us.
01:03:51.200 But the people that do like what we say, you guys just stay quiet.
01:03:54.520 We give you stuff, you take it, then you go, give back a little bit.
01:03:58.700 How about that?
01:03:59.320 Give back.
01:03:59.880 You fucking people.
01:04:00.920 Let me see what our rating, I want to see what our rating on Apple podcast is.
01:04:03.320 Take one, leave one.
01:04:04.000 We're actually number three on the science podcast on Spreaker, which is pretty cool.
01:04:09.580 Um, okay.
01:04:10.440 So we have 330 reviews, Illuminati confirmed on Apple podcast.
01:04:14.280 We have a 4.5.
01:04:15.200 How many?
01:04:16.280 330.
01:04:17.480 Wow.
01:04:18.200 That's not bad.
01:04:18.940 That's pretty good.
01:04:19.200 You know what?
01:04:19.500 You know what's funny?
01:04:20.220 Somebody got it.
01:04:20.740 So here we go.
01:04:21.700 Wait, wait, the Hodge twins.
01:04:23.040 The Hodge twins have 3.3 million followers.
01:04:26.680 Illuminati confirmed harder.
01:04:28.840 That they, yeah.
01:04:29.360 I was like, you guys quote tweeted me, uh, when you reach 3.3 million followers, suspicious,
01:04:36.020 very suspicious.
01:04:37.520 Oh, this is a great review.
01:04:38.920 I'm going to read.
01:04:39.320 Oh my God.
01:04:39.760 This is really, let's, let's plow through this really quickly.
01:04:42.120 The, this Friday, uh, what's his name?
01:04:44.340 Uh, Yandro.
01:04:45.380 Yandro.
01:04:45.820 We got a, we got a, uh, a fucking, uh, a review this Friday on Apple podcast.
01:04:50.960 It's one star from one, three, one, one, William.
01:04:54.480 Fuck you.
01:04:55.040 One, three, one, one, William.
01:04:56.180 He says, Jesus Cole.
01:04:57.800 These guys are the religious Jesus Cole.
01:05:00.200 They do not go deeper than they believe everything.
01:05:02.600 Ed Mabry says as about his white Jesus that he loves so much.
01:05:06.600 And Ed Mabry cannot prove anything.
01:05:08.160 He just reached in the Bible and there's no way to prove that it hasn't been manipulated.
01:05:13.680 They question most thing, but not their religion.
01:05:16.620 They push.
01:05:17.300 I use there any periods.
01:05:19.060 Is there anything?
01:05:20.020 Yeah.
01:05:20.280 There's kind of some weird periods here and there.
01:05:22.380 I use to listen to them, but got tired of their cult mindset or pushing Christian when
01:05:28.600 Christian means fool blessing means be less.
01:05:32.320 Uh, okay.
01:05:34.380 Then these Nephilim clowns do not do any research and assume things.
01:05:39.380 This podcast is just stupid entertainment and all they're trying to do is make a buck off
01:05:45.520 you because this is the only way to feed their family.
01:05:48.280 So you want to fall for their trick.
01:05:50.120 Spend your money.
01:05:51.000 If not, just listen for free and do not take anything seriously from this podcast because
01:05:56.080 these Nephilim clowns are about making money and clowning their audience.
01:05:59.840 Fuck.
01:06:00.120 Finally a period.
01:06:00.820 Top jerk off is a complete jackass and calls people retarded.
01:06:12.860 These guys tow the line.
01:06:15.080 They are grifting Jesus and Christianity, but also cursing and bring disrespectful to their
01:06:20.560 audience.
01:06:21.720 They love to eaters.
01:06:23.760 Bring disrespectful to their audience.
01:06:26.100 Is this mailing or whatever from fucking Twitter?
01:06:29.080 Is this Nancy?
01:06:29.840 Is this Nancy you bitch?
01:06:32.120 You bitch.
01:06:33.420 They love stupiders who robbed his audience from a meme coin Jew proof.
01:06:38.380 These dudes.
01:06:38.980 Oh, that's not even true.
01:06:40.280 He had a big audience before, before he robbed them.
01:06:43.060 Before he robbed.
01:06:43.980 Yeah.
01:06:44.200 Come on, man.
01:06:44.900 These dude are always against people who do not love Jesus.
01:06:49.020 Come on, folks.
01:06:50.320 Wake up.
01:06:50.860 Do not pay these grifters.
01:06:52.200 You are better of watching tinfoil hat.
01:06:54.800 All right.
01:06:55.540 Well, yeah.
01:06:56.160 Thank you.
01:06:57.540 1311 William.
01:06:58.500 You go fuck yourself.
01:06:59.220 But my point is, guys, these are a lot of what he said.
01:07:01.940 A lot of what he said there, David, is true.
01:07:04.500 We we can't feed our families without the show.
01:07:08.220 It's true.
01:07:09.060 We are grifting retards, I suppose, depending on your definition of grift.
01:07:13.320 Yeah.
01:07:13.540 Tinfoil hat is probably a better show.
01:07:15.900 I enjoy listening to that show.
01:07:18.060 I am top asshole.
01:07:19.600 Is that what he said?
01:07:20.580 Top jerk off.
01:07:21.940 Top jerk off.
01:07:22.740 Yes, that is true.
01:07:24.300 Ed Mabry does know me.
01:07:26.240 Jesus is white.
01:07:28.420 We don't like people who don't believe in Jesus.
01:07:31.320 Yes, that's true.
01:07:32.460 That's why we that's why I had to kick Clint off of the Bohemian Grove and Tower Gang.
01:07:37.100 Anyway, yeah, that's why that's why I sabotage Tower Gang, because I said these half these
01:07:40.860 guys don't believe in Christ.
01:07:42.320 That's right.
01:07:42.740 They got to go.
01:07:43.820 They got to.
01:07:44.720 You got to go.
01:07:45.880 So you're right.
01:07:46.480 William.
01:07:47.500 William 1311 one.
01:07:49.260 But this is this is a testament to why you guys should go leave well-written reviews
01:07:56.080 like that.
01:07:56.800 You don't have to write.
01:07:57.680 That's a really well-written review.
01:07:59.560 These are the people, though, that will actually go out of their way to write something about
01:08:03.560 the show.
01:08:03.980 The people that watch it don't go out of their way very often to write anything about
01:08:07.860 the show.
01:08:08.460 How do I know that?
01:08:09.660 330 reviews.
01:08:11.240 But every episode altogether from from YouTube and everything is over 10,000, over 10,000
01:08:17.960 from YouTube, from Rumble and from our audio, which is where the bulk of everything is
01:08:21.320 over 10,000 views and listens per episode.
01:08:24.580 It's probably closer to 20,000, to be honest.
01:08:26.820 Probably each episode.
01:08:28.100 Oh, yeah.
01:08:28.480 No, I'm talking about per month after it after it sits for a while.
01:08:32.140 Yeah.
01:08:32.380 Then the episodes get get a lot bigger than that.
01:08:35.160 But in the first month, one episode will do about 10K all in.
01:08:39.900 And and we got 330 reviews and and people like William who fucking talk about top jerk off.
01:08:46.360 Those are the people that anyway, guys, let's get back to the Yandro.
01:08:51.580 He says he's a disgusting Cuban from Miami who's raised Seventh Day Adventist.
01:08:56.480 He's been a lurker.
01:08:57.520 He's lurking real hard.
01:08:58.960 He's a lurker.
01:08:59.620 He says, but I've been here even before.
01:09:03.380 Welcome to Top Lobster dot com, the ultimate middle finger to people who hate you anyway.
01:09:09.320 Do you want to turn their mild annoyance into a full blown meltdown?
01:09:12.740 We're not talking about polite little digs.
01:09:15.180 I'm talking about offensive off the page comments that scream.
01:09:19.160 You can't censor me.
01:09:20.640 You can't tell me what to say.
01:09:22.800 I'd apologize, but I don't think you'd believe me.
01:09:26.420 And frankly, I just don't care what you think.
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01:09:44.600 on the head of your favorite politician.
01:09:46.740 So why play it safe when you can blow it up entirely?
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01:10:09.200 Too retarded to stop.
01:10:10.760 I dare you to wear it.
01:10:11.980 Before you did the interview with Dustin Nemos.
01:10:17.000 Look at you, you lurking ass nigga.
01:10:20.560 I was planning to do to go do Bro Grove, but I couldn't go because my wife.
01:10:26.680 That's the worst.
01:10:28.140 That's how it goes, huh?
01:10:29.220 No, don't do that.
01:10:29.900 There's a lot of bad spiritual energy that comes with that.
01:10:32.440 Guys, I just put in the chat our Spreaker thing.
01:10:36.700 Go ahead and give us a rating on Spreaker or wherever you listen.
01:10:40.060 Yeah, that'd be cool.
01:10:40.860 Guys, help us out.
01:10:41.700 Do some stuff for us.
01:10:42.760 I mean, you guys, you know, we're having a great time either way.
01:10:46.360 I want to make that.
01:10:47.320 The problem is all that I'm saying is that we could be doing better.
01:10:50.520 We could be doing better and it's your fault.
01:10:54.140 No, no, it's it's people like that, that like everybody.
01:10:57.280 It seems like people want to hear it.
01:10:58.820 But then if you're not constantly in somebody's face, they're not going to see it.
01:11:03.860 And we're constantly putting stuff up.
01:11:05.860 But reviews like that will not like allow it not.
01:11:11.880 It's not that it won't allow.
01:11:12.900 But like the the systems that push our stuff will think that people don't want to see it.
01:11:18.940 Right.
01:11:19.440 They won't push it to you.
01:11:20.380 So like algorithm, you won't.
01:11:21.880 It's algorithm shit.
01:11:22.980 And they are hijacking it by being fucking Karen's.
01:11:26.820 And you guys are going to pay because if you actually do want to see this stuff or listen
01:11:32.080 to it, you're not going to it's just not going to be presented to you.
01:11:34.520 There's nothing I can do about it.
01:11:36.040 So, yeah, go ahead.
01:11:36.960 And that'll be your fault.
01:11:38.540 Yeah, that's you, dog.
01:11:40.120 That's on you.
01:11:41.100 You don't blame yourself.
01:11:41.860 You're horrible.
01:11:43.280 Where is it?
01:11:43.980 OK, so my wife, it's her fault.
01:11:45.700 I have two kids.
01:11:46.720 She is currently pregnant and she really wanted to go.
01:11:49.560 Oh, that's such a cool reason to not because not because she was a bitch,
01:11:54.740 but because she wanted to go to fuck.
01:11:56.760 Yeah, your wife crushes.
01:11:57.680 God bless you and your wife and your many children.
01:11:59.820 You fucking Cuban.
01:12:02.900 Where did it go?
01:12:03.800 OK, so so she wanted to go.
01:12:06.920 We currently live in central Florida and I didn't want to be an asshole and go by
01:12:10.300 myself and not take her.
01:12:11.520 But we did watch it on Patreon.
01:12:13.280 Fuck yeah, dude.
01:12:14.480 Awesome.
01:12:15.000 You guys can also watch it on Patreon for $10, but I'm talking to the Patreon right
01:12:18.060 now.
01:12:18.360 So back to the point.
01:12:19.880 That's what he said, but also what I meant.
01:12:21.780 But I also I always felt that I was special, but that kind of feeling every human being
01:12:27.200 has that.
01:12:29.100 And I realized as I got older, OK, he realized that every other human being has that as he
01:12:33.960 grew older.
01:12:34.400 But I do have a kind of ability God gave me and I still don't know how to use it like
01:12:39.420 Raven's dream that God gives him and top's ability to overcome situations and finding
01:12:44.340 the right time in the right moment to do things the way God shows him how to do it.
01:12:48.160 But I also have a weird ability.
01:12:50.600 You guys talk about the that most of our thoughts are not our own.
01:12:54.500 Right.
01:12:54.700 Right.
01:12:55.060 Shout out to Dr. Jerry Marzinski.
01:12:56.440 Everybody drink.
01:12:58.080 I knew that for a very long time and more like a thought for me felt like somebody talking
01:13:03.580 to me.
01:13:04.460 For example, I am driving and I have a thought about I have a thought, but more like someone
01:13:10.720 speaking and says, you're going too fast.
01:13:12.800 Slow down.
01:13:13.240 And I slow down and 10 seconds after there's a police car with a speed gun checking the
01:13:18.860 speed.
01:13:19.420 Oh, that's fucking nice.
01:13:21.280 Another example.
01:13:22.460 One time I was burning a pile of wood and trash in front of my house.
01:13:27.780 Put a pin on that.
01:13:28.860 All right.
01:13:29.520 I forgot to tell you guys.
01:13:30.900 Yes, I was raised in Miami.
01:13:33.260 This guy's brain works like our fucking brain.
01:13:35.360 But God took me out of there when COVID hit.
01:13:39.160 I was store manager in a big retail store in Miami Beach.
01:13:41.920 My wife is a Montessori teacher.
01:13:45.000 OK, that's in red.
01:13:46.140 She really does think we're retarded.
01:13:47.400 That's a school.
01:13:47.800 I know what that is.
01:13:48.700 Yeah, yeah.
01:13:49.140 Damn it, man.
01:13:49.800 The school for the gifted and talented.
01:13:51.340 It's like kids with special powers.
01:13:52.920 Yeah.
01:13:53.140 Yeah.
01:13:53.500 Kids with telepathy.
01:13:54.480 She's like, oh, yeah, you're going to need to know what that is.
01:13:56.740 She put it in red for an audience that doesn't know what a Montessori teacher is.
01:14:00.420 He goes on to explain top should know.
01:14:04.020 So now it's on him if he wants to explain what it is.
01:14:06.780 That's fucking hilarious.
01:14:07.560 And if he doesn't shame on him, this guy knows he gets it.
01:14:11.120 Our kids are homeschooled and we had opened a small school, a lot of money and time invested.
01:14:17.020 But COVID hit and we closed the school.
01:14:18.980 I quit my job because the media was scaring us.
01:14:21.420 But God uses everything for the good of his kids.
01:14:23.920 He took away.
01:14:25.260 He took us away from Miami.
01:14:26.580 Now we live on 20 acres in central Florida.
01:14:28.620 Fuck yeah, dude.
01:14:29.320 That's a lot of acres.
01:14:30.240 God bless you.
01:14:31.780 Excuse me.
01:14:32.360 Our kids are still homeschooling and we still have plans to open up a school.
01:14:38.260 God willing.
01:14:39.320 Back to the pin that he put it in before.
01:14:41.540 He was burning a pile of wood and trash and he heard a voice in his head say,
01:14:45.900 get in the house, get in the house now.
01:14:50.560 And I quickly got in and closed the door and not two seconds had passed and a can of paint
01:14:55.780 that I did not know was in the fire exploded.
01:14:58.640 And like a projectile hit the front door where I was standing and made a dent in the metal
01:15:05.280 door.
01:15:06.100 I have so many more examples, but maybe in another email, because this email is to tell
01:15:11.920 you what Raven saw.
01:15:13.180 Okay, guys.
01:15:13.620 So let's, let's get onto this.
01:15:14.660 Very good with the, that's the Holy Spirit dog.
01:15:16.780 I wonder what's his name.
01:15:18.600 Guardian angel.
01:15:19.280 I forget.
01:15:19.700 Keep forgetting this guy's name.
01:15:21.040 Yandro.
01:15:22.120 I wonder if you come to, because we were thinking about doing more local events, like a smaller
01:15:26.880 ones, but just shows where we, we do stuff in, uh, central Florida at the joke joint.
01:15:34.520 Uh, maybe we have somebody come out, interview them and, uh, do a little thing.
01:15:40.280 So if people are like local to us, cause I don't, we don't know how much of our listener
01:15:44.360 base is even local, but, uh, yeah, if you are that, if that interests you, that might
01:15:49.120 be kind of cool with the tickets would be pretty cheap, just a little night out, something
01:15:52.800 to do.
01:15:53.480 And, uh, yeah, what we would do, we would stand on a stage and we'd go.
01:15:56.880 How about the Jews?
01:15:59.340 And we, you know, kind of see, we figure something out nice for you guys.
01:16:03.080 Yeah.
01:16:03.280 It'd be fine.
01:16:03.780 Yeah.
01:16:04.020 Yeah.
01:16:04.200 We'll interview somebody interesting.
01:16:05.940 Uh, I don't know that leave a review and let us know.
01:16:09.400 Oh yeah.
01:16:09.900 That's a good thing to do.
01:16:10.720 Leave a review and then tell us, uh, what we should do.
01:16:13.420 Tell us exactly where you live.
01:16:15.020 Oh, wait, wait.
01:16:15.780 Somebody said the ads are location based.
01:16:17.560 So blame where you live.
01:16:18.820 If you have a VPN, turn it on to see if I'm full of it.
01:16:21.640 That's funny.
01:16:22.320 Uh, yeah.
01:16:22.700 People have been complaining about, uh, the ads on the show.
01:16:26.020 Not that there's too many of them, but specifically that they're like about fucked up.
01:16:30.460 I'm like, we don't pick that.
01:16:32.400 We have no control over that.
01:16:34.360 The only thing we could do is say no sex ads.
01:16:36.840 And we've done that.
01:16:38.460 Um, okay.
01:16:39.500 Ah, there's been something in my eye for this entire episode.
01:16:41.620 So, so, um, uh, oh, what the, uh, okay.
01:16:46.420 So this email is to tell you what Raven saw, but before that more of my own crap to tell
01:16:51.360 you, that's hilarious.
01:16:53.000 I love it.
01:16:53.580 I have seen using it.
01:16:54.860 Just keep doing unbelievable.
01:16:56.480 Unbelievable.
01:16:57.000 He goes, I have seen those NJ lights that people called drones.
01:17:00.200 I have seen that eight to 10 years ago over Miami.
01:17:03.680 My wife was with me at the time and, uh, kind of like Raven's aunt saw that aircraft, uh,
01:17:09.900 and went back to watch soap operas.
01:17:11.980 Me and my wife, that was, uh, that was top's aunt, wasn't it?
01:17:14.940 Yeah.
01:17:15.020 That was top's aunt.
01:17:15.900 Uh, I was like, is that true?
01:17:17.880 Yeah.
01:17:19.020 Um, me and my wife saw these lights.
01:17:22.380 There was more than one.
01:17:23.500 There were three or four.
01:17:24.820 We just looked at each other and said, do you see that?
01:17:26.600 She said, yes, they look like UFOs.
01:17:28.860 And I said, yes, that's what they are.
01:17:31.200 We continue driving as if we hadn't seen anything out of the ordinary, like seeing a nice car
01:17:36.760 and saying nice car and keep, and just kept driving.
01:17:40.500 Uh, recently I saw a light in the sky with the side of the eye.
01:17:45.540 Okay.
01:17:46.020 Your peripheral vision is what you mean.
01:17:47.640 Uh, but when you look at it, you can't, you can see other lights following the first
01:17:52.040 light in a straight line.
01:17:53.560 But when you focus, the other lights disappear and you can only see, uh, when you focus on
01:17:58.300 the first light, it's hard to explain.
01:17:59.440 That sounds, I wonder if that's a, uh, uh, fucking Starlink.
01:18:04.160 Um, so he goes, it's hard to explain, explain like me.
01:18:07.480 My wife is Cuban, uh, but raised in Santaria.
01:18:11.780 Oh no.
01:18:13.460 Santaria.
01:18:14.400 There you go.
01:18:15.020 That's a problem.
01:18:15.440 Mama Mia.
01:18:16.520 Mama Mia.
01:18:17.800 Santaria.
01:18:18.240 Uh, okay.
01:18:18.740 So I can tell you the same way God shows miracles to his kids and we can say that was God, the
01:18:25.420 devil, the adversary, the powers of darkness can do the same.
01:18:29.260 They show the kid, uh, the kids who want to follow them miracles as well.
01:18:35.200 I can tell you there is not one devil, uh, one Satan.
01:18:40.020 They are more than one in that religion.
01:18:43.120 They are regarded in high standards in Santaria.
01:18:45.760 He means, um, they call them Santos.
01:18:49.300 That means the saints, right?
01:18:51.380 Because the Catholic church and the Yoruba mixed religion, religion mixed.
01:18:58.760 And they use words from one religion to explain the other.
01:19:01.740 Let's go down and see what Yoruba means.
01:19:03.860 The Yoruba people who inhabit a significant part of West Africa, including Nigeria, have
01:19:08.800 been practicing their unique set of religious customs for centuries.
01:19:12.260 Yoruba religion is a blend of indigenous beliefs, myths, legends, proverbs, and songs, all
01:19:18.520 influenced by the cultural and social context of Western portion of Africa.
01:19:24.320 Uh, they hold beliefs at all that people experience Ayanmo, which is a destiny or fate.
01:19:32.060 As a part of this, this is the expectation that everyone will eventually achieve the state
01:19:36.340 of Olun, Olodumari, which is becoming one with a divine creator who is the source of all energy.
01:19:44.600 In the Yoruba religion and belief system, life and death is an ongoing cycle of existence.
01:19:50.440 Also, they're talking about, uh, re, reincarnation.
01:19:54.220 Yeah.
01:19:54.600 The physical realm as spiritual, uh, as a spirit gradually moves towards transcendence.
01:19:59.600 Interesting.
01:20:00.600 Interesting.
01:20:01.300 Interesting.
01:20:01.880 Okay.
01:20:02.160 So the Yoruba people are, are a pagan retarded.
01:20:05.080 So, um, so, okay.
01:20:08.040 So they call this fallen angels that act like gods and at the same time call themselves saints.
01:20:15.000 Okay.
01:20:15.300 So that's what it is.
01:20:16.000 It's fallen angels that act like gods, but are calling themselves saints.
01:20:18.940 So they are masquerading as not only gods, but with the name saints as a shield to show
01:20:25.900 that they are good as well.
01:20:27.720 Uh, in this religion, you can see miracles and unexplainable phenomenon that make people
01:20:32.460 believe they are actually seeing.
01:20:35.520 Yeah.
01:20:35.680 Yeah.
01:20:35.820 That's like, you know, obviously these other things you can experience supernatural moments
01:20:41.360 and just by virtue of being supernatural and being amazing.
01:20:45.280 Some people conflate that with the truth.
01:20:47.380 And, uh, and yeah, that's, that's a lot of the issue that I have with, uh, um, uh, Catholicism.
01:20:53.800 In fact, today, uh, Emily Parecca, I think she told me to hang it up.
01:20:57.860 She, she told me to hang it up because, um, I'm not baptized, which, you know, not that
01:21:04.680 it's anybody's business, but what up?
01:21:07.120 What are you doing?
01:21:07.560 She, she told me to, well, she said, shush.
01:21:09.640 She said, cause I said something about, you know, don't follow the theater that's happening.
01:21:14.880 Follow Jesus Christ, the narrow path, the way, the truth, and the life.
01:21:17.800 And she said, you are not baptized.
01:21:20.440 You do not read your Bible.
01:21:22.720 So shush.
01:21:24.100 Um, so I don't know, maybe she disagrees with what I said, but.
01:21:27.540 You know, um, uh, uh, uh, I, my church is apparently doing baptism in two weeks.
01:21:32.820 So we'll, we'll, we'll see how that goes.
01:21:34.200 Although I would like to be baptized by, uh, specifically pastor Rick.
01:21:37.660 I don't know if he's going to be there.
01:21:39.260 It sounds like he might not be there.
01:21:40.800 Um, at top things, I need to get baptized in a, in a, in, in running water.
01:21:44.640 I don't know if the pool in the church is good enough for that.
01:21:48.520 Um, but, but dammit, I forgot where, where I was going with this.
01:21:52.100 I lost my train of thought.
01:21:53.340 Oh, oh, but, but she's always telling me to, to go to mass, uh, uh, her and, and, uh,
01:21:58.160 another fan of the show, John, uh, who's a really cool guy.
01:22:01.200 He's always saying, you should go to liturgy.
01:22:03.420 You should go to mass.
01:22:04.580 Um, uh, you know, whatever that, and, and I go, well, why don't say anything?
01:22:09.140 I just leave him alone because, you know, I'm not going to argue with people, but I
01:22:12.520 don't want to go to, I'm not going to be Catholic because it seems pretty explicit that the way
01:22:18.660 to the father is through the son.
01:22:20.500 Um, all the research that we've done here has only affirmed that idea to me.
01:22:25.240 And so I feel like my focus should be on God, the father and Jesus Christ.
01:22:29.920 And now I'm understanding the part, the part that the Holy spirit plays in all this.
01:22:33.900 Um, I don't think that, that I need, uh, saints and angels.
01:22:38.340 In fact, veneration and worship of, of angels is what caused part of them to fall.
01:22:43.680 Uh, so it seems like a bad move to do that.
01:22:45.840 And then you look at this and it's like, yeah, they were actually able to hide their deities
01:22:51.320 within the saints of Catholicism.
01:22:54.000 Uh, so, you know, very, very interesting.
01:22:56.300 Uh, it seems to kind of affirm, you know, another concern that I have with, with Catholicism.
01:23:02.560 And then of course the, the upper echelons of it, like the Pope and shit like that.
01:23:06.600 And the Vatican, it's like, well, there's a, it seems to be a lot wrong there.
01:23:10.220 But, uh, uh, yeah, this is constantly something I'm being petitioned to, to do.
01:23:13.680 And I don't think I'm going to end up doing that.
01:23:15.040 Uh, so, so, um, excuse me, where we got here.
01:23:19.600 Um, but like we know the devil asks from you more than what he gives.
01:23:24.860 Most of the time, what he gives is death and destruction decorated with ribbons and good
01:23:29.220 looks.
01:23:29.520 Yes.
01:23:30.460 My wife saw many things while she was in that.
01:23:32.980 For example, one thing that she saw and heard was somebody speaking in tongues.
01:23:37.380 So for you, Raven and top, be careful when you hear and see a pastor that speaks in tongues
01:23:43.900 because they say in church, we speak in tongues because it is an angelic language.
01:23:48.320 And indeed it is.
01:23:49.900 And Paul talks about the fallen ones are angels as well.
01:23:54.500 And they know that language and maybe they taught their children, the Nephilim, that language
01:23:59.260 seems, seems like that would be the case, right?
01:24:00.960 That's where you get all the speculation about, uh, ancient Enochian.
01:24:03.880 And yeah, I mean, well, I used to go to a church where they would sometimes speak in tongues
01:24:08.500 and somebody had said, uh, unless it's followed up with a translation to ignore it.
01:24:16.340 That was a, that was the thing that I remember being told and I've seen it translated.
01:24:21.560 I've seen somebody speak in tongues on that side of the church.
01:24:24.780 And then somebody on the other side of the church translated immediately.
01:24:28.560 Um, I've seen people speak in tongues and then right after translate what they said.
01:24:33.260 And most of the time it's just like, you know, praise God, that kind of stuff.
01:24:37.580 Praise God.
01:24:38.120 But, uh, sometimes it's like prophetic, uh, well, I don't even want to repeat it.
01:24:43.200 Cause it's like, uh, it's, what did they tell me?
01:24:45.840 It was, if you repeat what it sounds like, it's, uh, uh, like blasphemy.
01:24:51.680 I don't know.
01:24:52.100 Something like that.
01:24:52.780 But it's like always, it sounds like this.
01:24:54.420 I'll say it.
01:24:54.780 I don't care.
01:24:55.840 Handalabashura, handalabashura, like, like that kind of stuff.
01:24:59.540 Yeah.
01:24:59.820 That's what it sounds like.
01:25:00.600 Do you remember that, um, Cat Williams bit where he's like,
01:25:04.340 shovel a Honda, sugar a Honda, shut about a Honda.
01:25:06.640 Do you remember that?
01:25:07.180 Sounds a lot like that.
01:25:08.080 Yeah.
01:25:08.560 Yeah.
01:25:08.780 I guess he went to a church like that.
01:25:10.780 When, when I was at this church, um, there was one guy, uh, this Sunday that, that he,
01:25:16.360 I saw him, he get up, he, he, he moved to the front and then he started to do that a
01:25:20.780 little bit, but it was like kind of low.
01:25:22.480 Like I was picking up on it.
01:25:23.720 I was like, this nigga's making noises over there.
01:25:25.600 I don't know what those noises are.
01:25:26.660 Um, but nobody addressed it.
01:25:28.900 Nothing happened from it.
01:25:29.820 And it was like kind of low and went under.
01:25:31.660 And I just don't know what, what that is.
01:25:34.320 I have no idea what that is.
01:25:35.460 But, uh, as far as the church and the pastor and the sermon that he's giving and the scripture
01:25:40.800 that he's reading, I'm like, based, based, based, all of this seems, you know, it's,
01:25:45.020 that's the thing.
01:25:45.480 There's a lot, always, there's always a lot going on in the church.
01:25:48.400 There's always a lot going on in the church.
01:25:50.160 The pastor is doing one thing and most of the congregation is doing another thing.
01:25:55.460 Like some people aren't paying attention.
01:25:56.720 Some people are really paying attention.
01:25:58.340 I used to have, there was, it used to be a person in the, um, in the congregation that
01:26:02.540 would laugh.
01:26:03.640 Like in between, like as the pastor's preaching, they just laugh.
01:26:06.740 Ha ha ha.
01:26:08.120 That's weird.
01:26:08.540 And people, everyone would just ignore it.
01:26:10.980 Like they'd just ignore it.
01:26:12.100 And every week this person would be there.
01:26:14.360 I don't know if they just had an issue, but like everyone's doing some weird shit in a
01:26:18.900 church.
01:26:19.100 It's a place, it's a place for sick people.
01:26:21.820 It's like a hospital where sick people go not saying that we're fine, but, uh, that's
01:26:26.460 what the church is.
01:26:27.760 So, well, what I do, I know something that I do that's weird, which is I do not engage
01:26:33.500 in the hands or the swaying, but that doesn't mean that I'm not into it.
01:26:38.280 I'm not having a good time.
01:26:39.640 I'm I, I, on the wall, there's a big teleprompter with all the lyrics.
01:26:43.680 So not only is the lyrics for the songs playing, but also when the pastor prepares the
01:26:49.080 sermon, he brings up all the scripture, right?
01:26:52.220 So I'm, I'm looking at the thing.
01:26:54.540 I'm listening to what he's saying and I'm reading the scripture and I'm thinking about
01:26:58.740 just that.
01:27:00.100 That's it.
01:27:00.620 And when they're singing the songs, I'm listening to the song.
01:27:04.120 I'm not doing the swaying thing.
01:27:05.580 I'm not doing any of that shit, but I am reading the lyrics and I'm thinking like, does this
01:27:09.960 check out to me?
01:27:10.720 Does this track?
01:27:11.440 Am I, is this, you know?
01:27:12.400 And that doesn't mean that I'm not enjoying it.
01:27:14.340 Say hello to miss ma'am.
01:27:15.200 She's here.
01:27:15.660 She's famous.
01:27:16.300 She's such a good girl.
01:27:17.040 Um, that doesn't mean that I'm not enjoying it, but I don't do any of the swaying or anything
01:27:22.640 like that.
01:27:23.560 Um, you know, so, uh, yeah, I don't like that.
01:27:26.220 They asked me like, Oh, go ahead and raise your right hand.
01:27:28.360 I was like, I don't think I will.
01:27:29.440 I'll do that.
01:27:30.220 Sometimes I like, like, if you do it, I'll do a fucking, I'll do that.
01:27:33.460 Fine.
01:27:33.640 If you tell me to do that, we give him power like to Goku or something like that.
01:27:36.740 Would it, that's what I think about every time, every time I go, is this like a spirit
01:27:40.360 bomb dog?
01:27:41.080 Fine.
01:27:41.440 Hey, fuck it.
01:27:41.900 Have some shit.
01:27:42.740 Kind of is right.
01:27:43.240 They always say your right hand too.
01:27:44.680 Why not my left hand?
01:27:45.740 Yeah, I don't know.
01:27:46.600 I don't know.
01:27:47.140 Oh, Sonny.
01:27:47.760 Well, Angie says your left hand's cursed or something like that.
01:27:51.180 Uh, yes.
01:27:52.060 Miss Mamreys is here.
01:27:53.400 She's just a baby.
01:27:54.100 She's now, she's, she's falling asleep on my lap.
01:27:55.880 It's sweet.
01:27:56.100 Oh, good night.
01:27:56.540 Sweet, sweet, sweet.
01:27:57.360 Okay, let's, uh, let's continue on the thing here.
01:28:00.140 Where, where were we?
01:28:01.380 Fuck.
01:28:01.880 Where were we?
01:28:02.200 So be careful when you go to church or the things you listen to here.
01:28:06.520 That's what we're over here.
01:28:07.920 You can, you highlight it.
01:28:08.820 I can't see.
01:28:10.700 Yeah.
01:28:11.180 Drag your thing.
01:28:13.000 Oh my God.
01:28:13.740 I'm sorry.
01:28:14.880 Like Paul said, if someone speaks in tongues and no one is there to interpret, this is why
01:28:19.000 we do paragraphs.
01:28:20.360 Yandro.
01:28:21.140 Yandro.
01:28:21.460 That way we could, uh.
01:28:22.360 Where is it?
01:28:23.060 Paul talks about the fallen ones, uh, teach their children and what you can see in many
01:28:27.800 pastors now speaking in tongues and no one is there to verify they are saying it could
01:28:34.440 be the devil masquerading as an angel of light.
01:28:36.380 That's interesting.
01:28:37.000 Yeah.
01:28:37.120 If the pastor started speaking in tongues, I'd be like a little bit like, oh shit.
01:28:40.960 Um, so be careful when you go to church or the things you listen to and you hear someone
01:28:46.000 speaking in tongues.
01:28:47.300 Like Paul said, if someone speaks in tongues and no one is there to interpret it, it's better
01:28:51.680 to be quiet.
01:28:52.800 So just fucking chill.
01:28:54.020 Uh, and if the pastor or the person you see speaking in tongues, uh, or the person you
01:29:01.100 see speaking in tongues and they have no one to interpret and they continue, their intentions
01:29:06.180 are not good or they are being deceived and used for darker motifs.
01:29:12.280 This is what I was, uh, sort of talk.
01:29:14.420 This is what I was talking about.
01:29:15.160 I guess somebody had told me something similar to that.
01:29:17.720 So I guess apostle Paul has, uh, directed the church on what's the, I got to read, read
01:29:24.680 more on this.
01:29:25.800 Uh, yeah.
01:29:26.880 All right.
01:29:27.960 So he says it's a complicated subject.
01:29:30.620 Um, the Santeria stuff, you guys have never talked about it, only mentioned the name, but
01:29:35.640 it's a deep, deep rabbit hole that if you're more interested, I can write you another email.
01:29:39.960 Like I said, another email, but make sure it's separated into paragraphs.
01:29:43.600 I have been lurking in the shadows.
01:29:44.900 So I feel like I know you guys and I've seen your growth during the years, not only growth
01:29:50.080 as podcasters or your business, uh, but in spiritual ways as well.
01:29:54.680 I like to think that we, we are, um, you know, I had a lot of, uh, understanding and
01:29:59.620 still do, uh, to catch up to, um, you know, in a really big way.
01:30:03.600 Uh, but I feel like lately things have been clicking for me.
01:30:07.500 We're cursing way less, doing way less racial jokes.
01:30:10.540 I think we're doing that.
01:30:11.760 Yeah.
01:30:11.880 I think, I think maybe we're not making fun of old people.
01:30:14.000 We're not calling Nancy a bitch.
01:30:16.620 You bitch, Nancy.
01:30:17.940 Well, I think we did all of those things this episode.
01:30:21.260 Yeah.
01:30:21.440 But in a more classy way.
01:30:22.900 Oh, like, yeah.
01:30:23.820 Okay.
01:30:24.140 Yeah.
01:30:24.320 Yeah.
01:30:24.500 All right.
01:30:24.840 I can see that.
01:30:25.820 Um, I mentioned Santeria because what Raven saw was called in El Gui.
01:30:32.520 Gui.
01:30:33.180 Gui.
01:30:34.540 El Gui.
01:30:35.380 Yeah.
01:30:35.960 Hmm.
01:30:36.180 Can you read what it says down there for El Gui?
01:30:38.380 I can't right now because I have a cat on my lap.
01:30:40.420 Yeah.
01:30:40.860 Yeah.
01:30:41.100 Uh, it's a mythological being that are cousins of goblins, gnomes, and other creatures.
01:30:46.620 Damn.
01:30:46.760 It's crazy.
01:30:47.440 As a matter of fact, let's just go ahead and pull that up.
01:30:49.840 Yeah.
01:30:49.980 Let me see what a picture of that looks like.
01:30:51.420 You got a picture.
01:30:52.060 Yeah.
01:30:52.080 Go to the, go to the main screen.
01:30:53.260 You've got it.
01:30:53.740 Oh, oh, oh yeah.
01:30:54.480 Yeah.
01:30:54.780 Well, it didn't have dreadlocks.
01:30:56.920 It didn't have dreadlocks.
01:30:57.920 They're slippery and mischievous.
01:30:59.460 Some scholars affirm that the Gui of Cuba are the goblins that identify, uh, identify
01:31:05.620 us within the characteristics of the Caribbean culture.
01:31:08.200 Also full of equivalent fabulous beings.
01:31:11.040 What the hell does that mean?
01:31:12.160 Uh, according to numerous legends woven around their leading appearances, they are graphically
01:31:17.840 represented or can be seen as young black men with grotesque features and bulging eyes.
01:31:23.680 That's it.
01:31:25.200 Did you see this guy?
01:31:26.240 You saw that little nigga run?
01:31:27.380 I mean, he didn't have, he was, I think he was bald.
01:31:30.000 Um, he wasn't a Afrocentric, uh, sort of a little character.
01:31:35.460 Um, but, but it could well be, I don't know.
01:31:37.740 I was in the Northeast though, but I'm not, I'm not saying that isn't what I saw.
01:31:41.680 Somebody had a little homunculus.
01:31:43.060 That's what that is.
01:31:44.000 Somebody's little ass homunculus.
01:31:45.280 Uh, shout out Juan who doesn't like us.
01:31:46.840 Oh, there's another one.
01:31:47.840 Yeah, I know.
01:31:48.380 Juan, what's up?
01:31:49.080 What's up?
01:31:49.420 Why don't you fucking like us anymore, dude?
01:31:50.900 I don't understand.
01:31:51.280 What do we do?
01:31:51.660 Why don't you fuck with us?
01:31:52.800 What are you?
01:31:52.960 I don't know.
01:31:53.280 Yeah, I, I, I, whatever it's fine with us either.
01:31:55.440 Oh, there's another picture.
01:31:56.840 Uh, no, it's just saying it's not working.
01:31:59.020 All right.
01:31:59.380 That must've been Nancy's fault right there, which you just went through.
01:32:03.020 Um, so, uh, uh, Raven saw L, L, go to Google and type it in and, uh, go to the images.
01:32:10.260 You will see it.
01:32:10.920 What you will see is depictions or drawings because like Bigfoot, they never get a picture
01:32:15.280 of it and Google, he is less mentioned.
01:32:19.780 So it doesn't have popularity.
01:32:21.020 I'm glad Raven speaks his mind and he talks and talks and talks and talks some more.
01:32:26.160 That's just an isolated sentence.
01:32:27.880 That's, that's not even, that's how he ends it.
01:32:30.380 That's it.
01:32:30.760 That's just how he ends.
01:32:31.580 And I didn't even make up the end.
01:32:34.060 He talks, uh, uh, parts.
01:32:36.120 There's a lot of them.
01:32:36.760 He repeated that a lot.
01:32:37.640 It seems, uh, spiteful.
01:32:39.800 If that's not what he saw, then I am a shit talker.
01:32:42.900 Like every other Cuban, it may well have been, who knows?
01:32:45.340 It was many years ago.
01:32:46.320 And, uh, you know, but if that is it, that's a river spirit.
01:32:50.620 Oh, that's fucking interesting.
01:32:52.180 Cause it was a little river in there.
01:32:53.460 Um, that's what they call it.
01:32:57.100 And not only in Cuba, but also in Puerto Rico and for top, he likes crazy conspiracy.
01:33:02.940 I bet he doesn't know why Cuba and Puerto Rico being two islands, having the same architecture,
01:33:08.920 same old Tartarian kind of looking deal with them and also having the same flag, just different
01:33:14.500 color order, um, have been used as two brothers, the same two brother deal as in the Bible as
01:33:23.360 Jacob and Esau.
01:33:24.520 Interesting.
01:33:25.080 Interesting.
01:33:25.680 He's saying interesting things here.
01:33:27.360 Do you want to pick this up from here?
01:33:28.600 I highlighted it.
01:33:29.500 I don't know if you can see it on your end.
01:33:30.700 Uh, so the same brothers as, uh, Jacob and Esau and also referenced as the two wings of
01:33:36.340 the same bird, uh, the colors that is always used red and blue.
01:33:41.180 I bet he doesn't know.
01:33:42.580 Cause he's just betting a lot of shit that I don't know about the rabbit hole, but I
01:33:46.000 also bet he will really want to know.
01:33:48.380 I do.
01:33:48.940 And I bet you don't know.
01:33:50.000 You're not going to fucking tell us.
01:33:51.920 Yandro.
01:33:52.480 I got you.
01:33:53.620 I'm jumping around in this email because even if you don't know me, I'm glad that I can
01:33:58.340 share this with you guys.
01:34:00.100 Okay.
01:34:00.600 Thank you.
01:34:00.940 But you're not going to tell us though.
01:34:02.060 Huh?
01:34:03.940 That's frustrating.
01:34:04.940 That's what he's going to do.
01:34:05.820 He's not going to tell us.
01:34:06.700 Is that really it?
01:34:07.660 I think this is what he, so he goes, I know you guys hate this and I didn't get into, into
01:34:11.920 it in this email, but my wife has seen a ghost.
01:34:14.860 Fuck you.
01:34:15.420 Yandro.
01:34:16.100 Number one.
01:34:17.060 That's a, I'm just going to go ahead and make, that's another paragraph.
01:34:19.960 This is what I mean.
01:34:20.440 This is a separate thought.
01:34:21.760 So he's like, I bet you top doesn't know this, that Puerto Rico and Cuba are Jacob and
01:34:26.500 he.
01:34:26.660 So I felt that way when I was hanging out with Royce.
01:34:28.480 I felt like he's my brother, but I don't like him.
01:34:31.160 Oh, that's interesting.
01:34:32.320 He's very hairy.
01:34:33.800 Yeah.
01:34:33.960 He's, he's hairy.
01:34:34.880 He's kind of gross.
01:34:36.020 He smells of the field.
01:34:37.140 Yeah.
01:34:37.680 He smells of the field.
01:34:38.620 Nice guy though.
01:34:39.600 Weird looking face, huge feet, a lot of hair on his feet.
01:34:42.900 You wouldn't believe it.
01:34:43.740 But so that that's what he does.
01:34:45.220 And then he just leaves it here.
01:34:46.060 He's like, that's a rabbit hole that I bet you he'd like to know about.
01:34:48.740 Anyway, next paragraph and not even do not even look.
01:34:51.660 It's a space button.
01:34:52.520 This one here says paragraph.
01:34:54.520 It's an enter button.
01:34:55.680 It has like a down and then a back arrow like that.
01:34:57.900 That's it twice.
01:34:59.620 This guy's definitely Cuban.
01:35:01.280 Yeah.
01:35:01.540 Yeah.
01:35:01.680 He's just, this is a run on Cuban sentence.
01:35:04.220 All right.
01:35:04.520 Strong swimmer, weak writer, but go on.
01:35:08.020 His wife has seen a ghost.
01:35:11.240 I have faced top lobsters with an hard R dog, man, not to face, not face to face, but more
01:35:18.480 like face to idea in my mind that almost made me throw away my boxers and pants.
01:35:23.960 If you know what I mean.
01:35:24.940 Oh, he's talking about shitty.
01:35:25.700 Yeah.
01:35:26.160 Yeah.
01:35:26.340 You almost shit yourself.
01:35:27.360 I guess I have a question for people.
01:35:29.200 This is like a very laid back show.
01:35:31.600 Yes.
01:35:32.020 Is Trash Island Jacob or Esau?
01:35:33.960 That's what I want to know.
01:35:34.800 Which one is Esau?
01:35:36.180 That's a great question.
01:35:36.800 He's going to say, he's going to say Puerto Rico 100% for sure because he's Cuban.
01:35:41.080 When should I release all these designs?
01:35:43.260 Because I do have some more.
01:35:44.640 What you kept saying, you're going to release the designs.
01:35:47.300 When are you going to do it?
01:35:48.460 I don't know how.
01:35:48.560 You're like this guy with a run on sentence, non-paragraph.
01:35:52.040 You keep saying you're going to do it and then you go next email.
01:35:54.820 Edging, edging, edging, edging.
01:35:56.340 Here's what I'm worried about.
01:35:57.260 When do we get to come?
01:35:59.100 Never.
01:35:59.860 Blue bold.
01:36:00.680 The whole entire audience, blue bold.
01:36:02.660 I know that people have stuff in their carts because I could see it sends me emails.
01:36:06.540 This person has stuff in their carts and they're waiting for me to drop the rest.
01:36:09.940 I don't know if I should drop it all at once or if I should drop it in pieces because
01:36:13.860 I don't know.
01:36:15.300 If people want a lot of shirts, I don't really know how to do this.
01:36:17.960 I don't know how to do the promotion.
01:36:18.900 I'm also very busy.
01:36:20.660 What should I do?
01:36:21.580 It's your way.
01:36:22.180 You can do whatever you want.
01:36:23.700 It's your.
01:36:24.040 I know.
01:36:24.800 But I have 30.
01:36:26.160 I've got 30 of these.
01:36:27.380 And literally, I'm thinking about just deleting the entire website and just putting these up.
01:36:32.160 Why not?
01:36:32.640 If that's what you want to do, you can do whatever you want.
01:36:36.140 Isn't that the part about being the boss of you?
01:36:39.420 A shirt subscription program is a good idea.
01:36:41.400 I don't know how that would look.
01:36:42.480 What would you guys like to see in a shirt subscription program?
01:36:45.440 Why don't you leave a review and say, you know what we could do is we'll say, we'll
01:36:51.820 go.
01:36:52.500 Yeah, we'll do a shirt subscription thing for you.
01:36:54.400 All you have to do is write a little something about yourself, like, you know, and tell us
01:36:58.360 your sizes and then we'll just read it and decide what you should wear.
01:37:01.900 That's a lot of work.
01:37:03.200 That's a lot of work.
01:37:04.180 I'd like to just decide what I want you to wear.
01:37:06.640 No, maybe I'd do that, but I'd make tiers of like, I don't know, like offensive, like very
01:37:12.940 offensive on the highest level.
01:37:14.500 And then like, just like, I just want merch about Jesus and we could give you that.
01:37:18.360 When are we going to do our Hawaiian shirts?
01:37:21.460 We got to do an NDS Hawaiian shirts.
01:37:23.020 People really like them.
01:37:24.780 Hold on.
01:37:25.000 Wait.
01:37:25.180 Somebody said something about speaking in tongues.
01:37:26.700 G by Jonathan says, here's how I feel.
01:37:29.060 Speaking in tongues is genuine.
01:37:30.640 It calms my spirit in a fearful, stressful situation.
01:37:33.340 I can think normally when I speak in tongues, you just go around doing that a lot.
01:37:36.860 It will help quiet my thoughts to hear the Holy Spirit easier in deliverance ministry.
01:37:42.400 Sometimes I am pressed to sing in tongues, which leads to a breakthrough usually.
01:37:47.200 Well, it sounds positive.
01:37:49.060 Okay.
01:37:50.260 So that's right.
01:37:50.940 Very cool.
01:37:51.960 Nancy wants to know when the V-necks are coming out for the woman and the gays.
01:37:55.420 I'm not sure.
01:37:56.080 We don't do anything for women.
01:37:57.020 What are we doing?
01:37:57.800 Yeah.
01:37:58.000 Or gays.
01:37:58.640 All right.
01:37:58.920 So here we go.
01:38:00.140 We are.
01:38:00.980 What is he saying?
01:38:01.560 He's almost shit his pants.
01:38:02.340 We're a weird family and we feel spiritually attacked, but God is always with us.
01:38:07.000 Oh yeah.
01:38:07.460 I can relate.
01:38:08.620 My youngest child has had remote viewing experiences.
01:38:11.340 My oldest child, sometimes he knows what you're thinking or trying to say or do before it
01:38:17.080 happens.
01:38:17.720 Is he autistic?
01:38:19.040 My wife can feel presences.
01:38:21.660 And what I consider my gift from God that I didn't really get into it completely.
01:38:26.380 Also, my mother has that ability.
01:38:28.340 I haven't tried to.
01:38:29.580 What does that mean?
01:38:30.520 This is a crazy sentence.
01:38:32.600 Crazy sentence.
01:38:33.060 And what I consider my gift from God that I didn't really get into it completely.
01:38:39.420 Also, my mother has that ability.
01:38:41.400 This is a Cuban sentence.
01:38:42.680 Yeah.
01:38:43.160 Like if he's speaking to me and he has a like a Spanish accent, I understand this.
01:38:47.940 And I go.
01:38:48.220 They make much better sandwiches than they do books.
01:38:51.440 Sentences.
01:38:52.240 Better sandwiches than sentences.
01:38:54.220 Sandwiches over sentences.
01:38:55.480 Yeah.
01:38:55.660 To be honest, you said Central Florida.
01:38:58.300 I'm going to ask Trump to deport you because I don't know.
01:39:00.840 How did you get 20 acres?
01:39:01.760 How did you even negotiate that?
01:39:04.760 Just a run on sentence and the guy got tired of reading it and he's like, here's the loan.
01:39:08.000 Just go away.
01:39:08.980 Here's the loan.
01:39:09.500 Just please.
01:39:10.240 Please stop.
01:39:11.960 Paragraphs next time.
01:39:13.200 I haven't tried to sharpen mine because sometimes I get scared of not knowing who the voice is.
01:39:17.660 So I guess hearing voices is your thing.
01:39:20.080 Okay.
01:39:20.320 I always think about that earlier.
01:39:22.120 Yeah.
01:39:22.440 When Abraham heard the voice of God asking him to sacrifice Isaac and he knew it was God.
01:39:27.180 How about if I hear some crazy crap and I don't know who's talking to me?
01:39:30.260 Yeah.
01:39:30.720 That's a good.
01:39:31.800 That's a good thought to have.
01:39:33.540 Reasonable.
01:39:34.460 Yeah.
01:39:34.660 Who said that?
01:39:35.800 Which one of y'all said that?
01:39:38.200 Should I listen?
01:39:38.980 I think this is what was happening with David recently.
01:39:40.940 He was like, I'm getting premonitions that I should do a thing.
01:39:44.100 And I was like, well, how do you?
01:39:45.540 Are you sure?
01:39:46.200 Well, by the way, so so remember, I kept saying, like, I don't know what's going to come
01:39:51.360 of this.
01:39:51.660 You're talking about, like, making peace with Clint, right?
01:39:53.520 Because I felt like I was being called to do that.
01:39:56.060 And what I do want to say is that I maintained, I had no idea how it was going to go.
01:40:01.660 I just know what I was being called to do.
01:40:03.340 I was being called to do it to such an extent that you and I decided to talk to a pastor about
01:40:09.320 it.
01:40:09.680 And now you and I go to the same church.
01:40:13.780 Interesting.
01:40:15.060 So was it ever about going to talk to Clint or was it about moving us in that direction?
01:40:20.940 You just tricked me to go to a church?
01:40:22.500 I just tricked you to go to a church.
01:40:23.740 Well, I didn't trick you.
01:40:24.580 I just I was telling you the absolute truth.
01:40:26.720 And then and, you know, we do a show.
01:40:28.820 Everybody calls us, you know, people that don't like us call us grifters.
01:40:31.800 They were just grifting off Christianity.
01:40:33.260 Do you really fucking think that we would go through all of this?
01:40:36.660 We sat down and had a meeting with a pastor about going and reconciling with an old buddy.
01:40:41.140 Uh, this is like, that's not somebody who like, if it doesn't make the money, does it
01:40:47.920 make sense?
01:40:48.600 If you're grifting, you know what I mean?
01:40:50.460 It's such a retarded fucking notion to have.
01:40:53.020 Oh yeah.
01:40:53.220 I'm investing all of this time and energy.
01:40:55.240 My thoughts are consumed with, uh, with what does God want me to do because I'm grifting
01:41:00.040 you dumb homosexuals.
01:41:01.400 But it is interesting.
01:41:02.740 Please leave a review.
01:41:04.020 Please leave a review.
01:41:05.000 It is interesting that what came of it, what did come of it?
01:41:08.080 Well, now you and I are going to the same church and we, and we stand up now every Sunday
01:41:12.240 we speak in tongues.
01:41:13.440 Nobody verifies what we say.
01:41:15.460 Um, it's true, but I won't lift my hand.
01:41:17.700 I won't lift my hands and do the thing.
01:41:19.180 I also won't sing the songs either or sway back and forth.
01:41:21.860 Right.
01:41:22.480 I won't do that.
01:41:23.060 When they tell me to sit, sit down and stand up.
01:41:25.080 As a matter of fact, I sat down when I sat down when they said stand up and yeah, and
01:41:29.640 I was like, what are they going to do about it?
01:41:31.600 Right.
01:41:32.540 Nothing.
01:41:33.220 Pastor Rick's kind of old.
01:41:34.120 He's kind of strong looking though, but I could take him.
01:41:37.140 Uh, why, why is my cat aggressive?
01:41:39.700 Go on fat, fat baby, fat princess baby.
01:41:43.500 Um, okay.
01:41:44.220 Let's continue this.
01:41:45.360 How about if I hear some crazy crap?
01:41:47.140 I don't know who's talking, but as you guys always say, and it's weird that my wife always
01:41:50.820 says the same thing.
01:41:51.920 Fear is not from God.
01:41:54.100 Yeah.
01:41:55.260 Sometimes that feeling of fear overcomes you.
01:41:57.740 So I'm going to leave it at that.
01:41:58.860 I don't know what, okay, but you leave it at that.
01:42:00.540 We're going to, then I'm going to leave it at that.
01:42:03.240 Yeah.
01:42:04.120 I'm glad you read through this whole thing.
01:42:05.800 Even if I'm Cuban.
01:42:07.340 All right.
01:42:08.040 Well, I mean, you really taught us not to make that mistake again.
01:42:11.080 I know.
01:42:11.520 Honestly, when he sends us again, if you see Nancy.
01:42:15.580 Delete it.
01:42:16.200 If you see or break it into paragraphs for us, Nancy.
01:42:21.100 Yeah.
01:42:21.500 Nancy saw a run on sentence.
01:42:22.960 She was like, good luck, boys.
01:42:24.380 Um, all right.
01:42:25.760 Be strong in the faith with all the weird crap that Raven has all his gayness, all his
01:42:30.200 seven words, uh, maybe nine that he uses over and over.
01:42:33.760 I think I might've not, I might've not shit up to 10.
01:42:36.100 Honestly, the pot with a broken valve Jew analogy that he always speaks about when he has something
01:42:42.080 I haven't seen in many people.
01:42:44.680 Yeah, that's true.
01:42:45.420 Um, he has a thirst, not for knowledge.
01:42:49.100 That's it.
01:42:52.100 What does that mean?
01:42:53.780 No, no.
01:42:54.160 He said.
01:42:54.420 Yajirobi, you motherfucker.
01:42:55.600 He said he has a thirst, not for knowledge, but a thirst for the stream of hiss.
01:43:01.200 That's crazy.
01:43:02.100 No, no.
01:43:02.420 The stream of living waters that flow from God.
01:43:06.440 That's true.
01:43:07.000 I like that.
01:43:07.620 I like that.
01:43:08.320 Nice sentence.
01:43:09.780 Um, and top, you have a good head on your shoulders.
01:43:13.320 You started on the bottom and now you're there.
01:43:15.960 I don't know what that means.
01:43:16.920 I don't listen to rap.
01:43:17.700 Oh, cause it was a bottom lobster, but now you're the top lobster.
01:43:21.240 Wow.
01:43:21.700 Yeah.
01:43:21.900 I don't think so.
01:43:22.540 I think I'm still figuring out.
01:43:24.160 Uh, keep fighting a good fight.
01:43:25.760 And don't kneel down.
01:43:27.020 Don't surrender.
01:43:27.720 Don't bow your head.
01:43:29.040 You always have God with you and no one can stop his right hand.
01:43:32.580 So ask for wisdom from him because you are being a good source, not only of information,
01:43:37.440 but a good source for people that feel they're overwhelmed by things of this world.
01:43:41.920 You're a good source for them to feel normal and feel that they have community.
01:43:46.160 You guys make it.
01:43:47.100 I do like the communities, the fucking, the community crushes.
01:43:49.540 I mean, they're all really, really, really retarded.
01:43:52.380 Um, but definitely, definitely crush.
01:43:54.820 Yeah.
01:43:55.480 Tony Merkel told me that I should stop talking to the community.
01:43:58.280 And I was like, did he say that?
01:43:59.200 That's a, that's a mistake.
01:44:00.500 Tony.
01:44:01.580 Sweet, sweet, Tony.
01:44:02.540 Sweet, sweet, sweet Merkel.
01:44:04.040 It might be a mistake or it might be a good advice.
01:44:09.000 You're not a, well, I mean, look, let's just say you have a pastor, right?
01:44:15.040 And the pastor has, um, what happens when the congregation gets to like a thousand people?
01:44:19.860 Does he go like, I just can't talk to these people anymore?
01:44:22.040 Or is that what he's supposed to do?
01:44:23.260 I'm not saying we're a pastor, but it's like, if you're moving in that direction, do you
01:44:27.680 just stop talking to the people that are finding value?
01:44:30.500 Especially what is the value that we're offering?
01:44:32.640 Well, we're offering something spiritual.
01:44:34.340 We're offering, um, you know, uh, we're, we're, we're, I think what we're doing is for
01:44:40.120 the people that have been, uh, you know, I mean, we do a lot of things, I guess there's
01:44:44.480 a lot of different people that like us, but I know that for me in particular, where Christianity
01:44:48.480 was once, uh, gay because the culture had, had convinced me that it was gay and not to
01:44:54.260 be taken seriously.
01:44:55.740 Um, I have realized it is not gay, but it actually crushes.
01:44:59.220 And, um, and I think we do that for people.
01:45:02.000 We go, look, now this thing fucking crushes, dude.
01:45:04.460 Jesus is awesome.
01:45:05.560 And he is the rock that you want to build all your cool stuff on.
01:45:09.220 Um, so that's good.
01:45:10.540 So do we just go like, ah, there's too many people now can't talk to them.
01:45:13.840 I don't think so.
01:45:14.940 I don't know.
01:45:15.800 I think, I think, uh, I think he, he gets a lot of crazies.
01:45:18.880 He probably does get a lot of crazies.
01:45:20.360 Yeah.
01:45:20.580 It's, it's rough.
01:45:21.280 It's, it's a weird one.
01:45:22.400 There's a lot of crazies out there too, but, uh, well, uh, what's his name?
01:45:26.760 Milhouse was in here.
01:45:27.640 I think Milhouse left.
01:45:28.580 I saw him give the middle finger and he said something, uh, really, uh, aggressive.
01:45:33.320 And I don't think that that was, you know, um, uh, do we go?
01:45:38.260 No, we don't talk to Milhouse.
01:45:39.740 We go, no, Milhouse.
01:45:40.840 Don't do that.
01:45:41.580 What are you doing?
01:45:42.620 Uh, I don't know.
01:45:43.280 I just like all the people.
01:45:44.580 I like Nancy.
01:45:45.500 I like Hinchy.
01:45:46.240 I like Milhouse and gin and all these people.
01:45:48.980 What's wrong with that?
01:45:50.020 Is there anything wrong with that?
01:45:51.500 You net?
01:45:52.460 Look, it's you net.
01:45:53.440 She says, mom and dad are the best.
01:45:54.860 You net crushes.
01:45:55.660 Z-man.
01:45:56.160 Z-man.
01:45:57.040 Z-man's a sweet, sweet baby boy.
01:45:59.720 Uh, I don't know.
01:46:00.720 I don't, I don't want to stop talking to the people.
01:46:02.540 I'll do it to my detriment.
01:46:03.660 Oh, let's continue on though.
01:46:05.240 Okay.
01:46:05.600 Fair enough.
01:46:06.680 Um, what did he say here?
01:46:08.920 Yeah.
01:46:09.160 So, uh, you guys make a great team and a lot of people will want for you to break up, but
01:46:14.680 only people and the powers of and principalities of high places will want for you to break up
01:46:19.680 as well.
01:46:20.120 But if God's with you, who's against you, no one will prevail.
01:46:23.260 This has gotten long and I'm going to do what you do to us.
01:46:26.500 And he finally puts a period.
01:46:28.800 Yeah.
01:46:29.240 He puts the first period of this entire email and that's it.
01:46:35.460 Well, thank you.
01:46:36.600 Yajirobi.
01:46:37.300 This was wonderful.
01:46:38.800 Uh, a little insulting, you know, but, um, but it was good.
01:46:45.200 Uh, deaf, not, I'm sorry.
01:46:46.620 Look, see, they get mad when you, when you, when you, uh, leave them out.
01:46:49.980 Deaf, not got mad that I didn't say deaf, not deaf, not come on.
01:46:52.680 You know, Scott, we said we mentioned Scott as well.
01:46:55.120 Scott, shut the fuck up, Scott.
01:46:57.400 It must be weird for people, uh, that just listen and don't participate to this kind
01:47:03.140 of a show.
01:47:03.560 Right.
01:47:03.980 Cause we're always talking to these guys.
01:47:05.560 We're always talking to them.
01:47:07.240 Talking.
01:47:07.860 They must be like, who's Nancy.
01:47:09.340 Who's, who's Emily, you know, deaf, not liked by Raven.
01:47:14.680 Oh, that's not nice.
01:47:16.340 Come on.
01:47:16.800 I don't, I don't dislike you guys.
01:47:18.140 You guys are great.
01:47:18.840 Elohim Jr.
01:47:19.840 Stop it.
01:47:20.220 I'm going to stop naming you all.
01:47:21.340 Cause the more I name you guys, the more you get mad.
01:47:23.080 And also you're not supposed to name the spirits or something like that.
01:47:26.040 I mean, this becomes like Jose's show where you just thank all the, thank you.
01:47:29.740 I'd like to thank everybody one by one, uh, one by one, but we have to do a real boring
01:47:33.820 and lispy.
01:47:34.320 Hold on.
01:47:35.260 Rat team.
01:47:35.940 Thanks for that.
01:47:36.800 Thanks for that.
01:47:38.720 Also really wishy washy.
01:47:40.540 Yeah.
01:47:41.160 Thanks.
01:47:41.620 JR.
01:47:41.940 Thanks.
01:47:42.180 I guess.
01:47:44.160 Scott.
01:47:45.020 Thanks.
01:47:45.420 Another member.
01:47:46.100 You guys talk like that, right?
01:47:52.660 That's not nice.
01:47:54.060 No, I, that's not nice.
01:47:57.300 Um, well, we don't have time for the third one.
01:48:04.400 Oh no.
01:48:05.340 Wait, let me see.
01:48:06.040 Cause there was one other one that I wanted to read, but now it's just like so long.
01:48:09.560 Oh no, this is very short.
01:48:11.020 Okay.
01:48:11.260 This is great.
01:48:11.840 This is great.
01:48:12.260 This is great.
01:48:12.720 So I'm going to play this.
01:48:14.420 Um, we got to come on.
01:48:16.280 Shut up.
01:48:16.820 You donkey.
01:48:17.500 Look at, uh, uh, uh, Kate, Kate.
01:48:19.900 Who's one of our favorite schizos.
01:48:22.280 Kate, who was, who experienced childhood trauma and it opened her up to all the spooky
01:48:28.980 dookies.
01:48:29.640 Uh, she sent me some shit and I got to find this shit where we at here.
01:48:33.700 Hold on a second.
01:48:34.380 We're going to find Kate.
01:48:36.280 And then we're going to share her video that I've not watched yet because she was
01:48:39.820 like, here's a video of me speaking to some entity in my sleep.
01:48:43.500 And I was like, not playing that in my house.
01:48:45.120 And I guess I am now, uh, cause I'm still here, but I didn't want to play it until we
01:48:49.060 got on the show where the fuck is it.
01:48:51.160 Kate's night terror.
01:48:52.860 Kate's night terrorist.
01:48:54.900 That's it.
01:48:55.660 There she is.
01:48:56.560 Uh, I just went through her page.
01:48:58.940 Uh, happy birthday, homie.
01:49:01.220 Come on.
01:49:02.020 Where is it?
01:49:03.520 I can't.
01:49:04.500 Okay.
01:49:04.880 We have to go here because my stupid shit won't load Kate.
01:49:08.720 Should we, uh, should we read it first or?
01:49:11.760 Yeah.
01:49:11.980 Yeah.
01:49:12.080 We're going to read it.
01:49:12.740 And then we're going to end with this video.
01:49:15.520 As soon as this loads, I don't want to, I don't want to fuck this up though.
01:49:20.400 It's not loading right now.
01:49:21.620 My whole, my whole Twitter isn't loading and it's making me mad.
01:49:24.620 And if I can't get it loaded, then this is going to be a foolish mistake.
01:49:28.880 Oh, that's right.
01:49:29.500 She only sent it to you.
01:49:30.440 So she goes, uh, I don't know if we should read it.
01:49:32.440 Maybe we should.
01:49:32.920 Okay.
01:49:32.960 Wait, I got it.
01:49:33.400 I got it.
01:49:33.680 Oh, it's only one minute and 23 seconds long too.
01:49:36.660 Yeah.
01:49:36.820 Please read it.
01:49:37.400 This is, so this is Kate anti-speciesist.
01:49:39.480 She's the one who went through all of the, the bark like a dog, bark like a dog, but she
01:49:45.560 didn't, they didn't make her bark like a dog, but you know, shout out Kate.
01:49:48.040 Uh, also, uh, prayers for Kate because she's, she's really going through it.
01:49:51.700 And, um, and, uh, I don't like to see that shit and she crushes.
01:49:55.240 Um, but she's been through a lot of trauma in her life.
01:49:57.580 She, she's the one who submitted the story about, you know, she had that love interest who,
01:50:01.220 who passed away.
01:50:02.020 That was a really heart wrenching story.
01:50:03.760 It was, it was, um, she has seen some shit and Kate is a long time sleepwalker, um, among
01:50:12.420 many things.
01:50:13.220 And, uh, and so this pertains to a very recent sleep, sleepwalking, sleep talking, uh, incident.
01:50:21.460 She had, I got, I got, I got to sneeze.
01:50:26.340 So let's, um, you want to read it?
01:50:31.600 You can read it.
01:50:32.420 I'll read it.
01:50:32.920 This will be shorter.
01:50:34.020 This is from Kate night terror page one page.
01:50:36.900 Uh, I tried to attach a video here, but it's too large.
01:50:40.080 Only about a minute.
01:50:41.020 So I'm sending it to Raven on Twitter.
01:50:42.780 If that's okay.
01:50:43.560 Okay.
01:50:43.960 It's not, I mean, you didn't, you did it anyway.
01:50:46.020 Yeah.
01:50:49.100 Which is, it's not okay.
01:50:50.760 I want to say the day before this attack, I had unspecified impending doom.
01:50:59.500 I could feel it all over and around me was not PMSing.
01:51:03.220 Yeah.
01:51:03.360 That's what we were talking about recently.
01:51:05.840 It's weird.
01:51:06.900 Unspecified.
01:51:07.620 Uh, well, I, I actually did.
01:51:08.900 I made a tweet today.
01:51:09.660 It was kind of a, uh, like an information based tweet where I said, uh, women store their
01:51:16.840 period blood in their butt cheeks, um, until they're ready to release it, which takes about
01:51:23.240 a month, give or take.
01:51:25.120 And that, uh, women with bigger butt cheeks have, um, uh, heavier flows.
01:51:30.060 Yeah.
01:51:30.960 Blood butts.
01:51:32.060 Blood butts.
01:51:32.880 Yeah.
01:51:33.400 That's for real.
01:51:37.380 Um, all right.
01:51:38.340 So right now, yeah, she's not, not, not on her blood, but not on her blood, but maybe
01:51:43.740 the day before the day after this attack on me.
01:51:46.840 And my, uh, this attack on me and my sleep, I felt as if I had a, uh, run a marathon all
01:51:52.760 night.
01:51:53.160 Like I'd been awake for a week fighting for my life against something.
01:51:57.080 I had to work the next day and I couldn't stand up straight.
01:52:00.360 Couldn't think straight and kept feeling intense fear and sadness.
01:52:04.460 I'm usually pretty energized at work.
01:52:06.420 So this is not normal.
01:52:07.900 I take care of old people who have dementia.
01:52:10.520 Oh, is she like, uh, yeah, she's like Dr.
01:52:14.200 Sleep giving them spookies.
01:52:17.180 Oh yeah.
01:52:18.000 This is a, I mean, Kate would find herself working in a place like this.
01:52:21.980 Of course she would, man.
01:52:23.920 Now the night shift, Kate, she probably works a night shift to the night shift in a dementia
01:52:27.900 ward in Alaska.
01:52:29.920 Crazy.
01:52:31.360 Crazy.
01:52:31.980 God.
01:52:32.840 Yeah.
01:52:33.600 Uh, man.
01:52:34.480 I put a few notes on the video because it's really dark and hard to see.
01:52:38.880 I'm unsure if the weird black stuff I see around me is just camera quality or if it's
01:52:42.880 something dark.
01:52:44.480 Also, I'm moving really weird when I stand up after sitting on the bed for a while.
01:52:50.180 Uh, this event gives me so much fear, fear to go to bed, not knowing what I'll do or
01:52:55.060 what may happen.
01:52:56.000 I hate that.
01:52:56.720 I don't like that for her.
01:52:57.760 I don't like the idea that she's afraid to go to bed.
01:52:59.920 I mean, this is going to be very entertaining and interesting to me, but I do hate that
01:53:03.260 for her.
01:53:04.080 Honestly, just ignore it, Kate.
01:53:05.460 Just ignore it.
01:53:06.280 Whatever it is, just push it deep down.
01:53:08.600 Yeah.
01:53:08.860 Pop Lops' dog.
01:53:10.140 That's it.
01:53:10.640 You just push it down.
01:53:12.260 Here's an advice from men.
01:53:14.680 Push it down until it kills you.
01:53:16.520 Until it kills you.
01:53:17.460 But honestly, you'll get some sleep.
01:53:19.680 You would.
01:53:20.040 Yeah, maybe.
01:53:21.020 Yeah.
01:53:21.820 So be it.
01:53:22.440 It's like, so, uh, whatever comes, what is this?
01:53:25.440 Come what may.
01:53:26.080 Come what may.
01:53:26.720 Hey, that's an interesting thing.
01:53:27.800 When I was, uh, I got, I was going through a really serious breakup.
01:53:31.780 I was packing up an entire apartment and she left in the middle of it.
01:53:35.200 And she said, fuck you.
01:53:36.280 I'm going to, I cheated on you with this guy.
01:53:37.900 I'm going to go and, uh, be with him instead.
01:53:40.880 And I was like, but I'm packing up our entire apartment to move into another apartment.
01:53:44.820 And she said, yeah, I'm not going to that apartment.
01:53:46.940 So have fun cleaning up all these belongings.
01:53:49.320 I'm leaving.
01:53:50.220 And I was very sad.
01:53:51.460 I cried a lot, you know, very gay and, uh, and I felt super lost and sad because only
01:53:59.240 like a couple of years before that I was homeless.
01:54:01.000 I just felt so worthless.
01:54:02.200 She said a bunch of things about me too, about how like my mom didn't love me.
01:54:04.660 And that's why I was homeless anyway.
01:54:06.120 So, and I'm like, oh, just spiraling, spiraling, you know, emotional man, gay.
01:54:10.740 And, and I sit in a little closet cause there's a little closet in there.
01:54:14.640 And somehow the little closet is like, oh, I'm going to go cry in the closet.
01:54:17.220 And, and, and written on the wall was come what may.
01:54:20.520 And I was like, and then I, I stood up and I finished cleaning the rest of the apartment
01:54:24.860 cause I was like, yeah, come what may.
01:54:27.500 It's going to come anyway.
01:54:28.960 It's going to come.
01:54:30.500 I'm going to come.
01:54:33.560 I'm going to come.
01:54:34.680 There we go.
01:54:35.600 Nailed it.
01:54:36.700 All right.
01:54:37.180 We got the crickets.
01:54:37.980 Okay.
01:54:38.320 Back in 2014 or so I was sleeping and someone tried to cover me with covers or so he said,
01:54:44.120 and I backhanded him so hard.
01:54:46.040 I popped the blood vessel in his eye and I said in a weird voice, why are you trying
01:54:50.360 to confine me?
01:54:52.060 Jeez.
01:54:52.500 I do not remember this.
01:54:53.820 I was asleep.
01:54:54.820 He later accused me of being a demon.
01:54:57.040 Wonder why Kate, uh, somebody, uh, Scott said in the chat that we should forward her story
01:55:03.960 or reach out to Vicky for Kate.
01:55:06.160 And I think that's a good idea.
01:55:07.260 Can you write that down?
01:55:08.720 Yeah.
01:55:09.120 Um, I don't have a single thing to write with.
01:55:11.500 Uh, oh, I do.
01:55:13.000 Hold on.
01:55:13.220 You know, we will forget if we do not, um, this guy's the worst.
01:55:20.760 All right.
01:55:20.920 So he later accused me of being a demon as if I myself imposing as a human in this body
01:55:26.560 and that I'm not who I say I am.
01:55:29.040 He flatly, he flat out asked me, who are you really?
01:55:32.460 Wow.
01:55:33.740 Uh, being mentally fragile from a young age, childhood trauma, PTSD, mental illness.
01:55:37.720 I took that really hard.
01:55:39.700 It hurt my soul to be accused of evil, of being evil.
01:55:42.780 I believe I am oppressed or attacked by dark entities, but I have no idea why I'd say
01:55:48.540 confine.
01:55:49.640 That's not a word I'd ever use.
01:55:51.700 Uh, was some entity in me while I was sleeping?
01:55:54.420 Anyway, I'm going to keep my camera signed up for, uh, recording playback and continue
01:55:59.360 monitoring, monitoring what I say and do in my sleep.
01:56:02.480 Oh my God.
01:56:03.240 Uh, up until this last one, I've never seen myself on video and it's pretty upsetting.
01:56:07.840 It's also embarrassing to share, but fuck it.
01:56:09.940 It's good show, good content for the show.
01:56:12.720 I, I, I love Kate.
01:56:14.360 She needs to get out of Alaska.
01:56:16.500 Uh, you know what?
01:56:17.200 I think we're just going to start hiring all of our broken, uh, uh, supporters.
01:56:22.120 Uh, yeah, we need, but we need more money to do that.
01:56:25.180 So you guys got to like and subscribe and leave, uh, a five star review so that we could
01:56:30.740 do this.
01:56:31.280 It would, it would be cool to have.
01:56:33.200 What I'd like to do is, uh, I'd like to buy some acres on more acres, like maybe like
01:56:38.600 another 10 and record all you guys sleeping.
01:56:42.040 No, no, no, no.
01:56:42.860 But yes, that's part of it.
01:56:44.300 No, there's actually this, like a, when you're driving on four 41 down there, you could see
01:56:48.760 this metal.
01:56:50.940 It's not a shack.
01:56:51.880 It was like a factory and it's like, has no roof, but I was looking at go.
01:56:55.080 I should, I want to buy that.
01:56:56.440 I want to buy that.
01:56:57.900 I want to keep all of our workers like Nancy in there and I want them all dressed in white
01:57:04.000 and they're not allowed to leave and we record them while they sleep and while they
01:57:07.840 wake, but they work for us.
01:57:09.180 They do uploads and things like that.
01:57:11.060 Oh, it's like fish tank, but spooky.
01:57:12.900 It's fish tank, but they just work for us.
01:57:15.180 Yeah.
01:57:15.560 Dangerous retards fish tank.
01:57:16.920 There we go.
01:57:17.500 Yeah.
01:57:17.640 They're all wearing white, uh, white vans and white, you know, like, like white scrubs
01:57:22.940 and they all just bumble around in there.
01:57:25.140 I really don't like, I don't like that.
01:57:28.120 Uh, that Kate is in Alaska.
01:57:29.940 I don't like that.
01:57:30.640 We have somebody who I'm very fond of, uh, no, it's not rent for you guys have to pay to
01:57:35.060 be on camera.
01:57:35.640 I think you pay us and work for us.
01:57:39.200 Yeah.
01:57:39.620 Yeah.
01:57:40.140 That's the deal.
01:57:42.640 Cause we, cause we love you.
01:57:44.160 Um, all right.
01:57:44.940 All right.
01:57:45.160 Let's, uh, so she finishes this, this video may not look scary or sound scary to onlookers,
01:57:50.540 but knowing how I sound when I cry and how I sound when I'm begging and terrified, it
01:57:55.520 is disturbing to me because it's real.
01:57:57.160 Thanks for reading.
01:57:58.780 What are we about to watch?
01:58:00.020 I don't know, dude, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to play it.
01:58:03.380 Uh, so we're share this tab, um, and we'll make this big screen and, uh, all right.
01:58:12.100 Is this on the thing here?
01:58:13.740 Let's pull this up.
01:58:14.480 Um, I don't like, I feel so bad because we're watching this.
01:58:18.040 It's not coming up.
01:58:18.600 Oh, there it is.
01:58:19.160 No, it's there.
01:58:19.540 It's fascinating to me, but I also hate that this is happening to Kate.
01:58:22.900 I really do.
01:58:23.500 Guys, seriously, as, as this show is a lot of comedy, um, and I'm sure we're going to
01:58:28.120 make fun of Kate, but, uh, pray, see, we have this group of all these people and all give
01:58:33.560 a shit about each other and, uh, they support us, but they support each other.
01:58:36.700 And this, this chat, this group, this community of dangerous retards is flourishing.
01:58:41.400 Um, it costs nothing to, to pray for each other.
01:58:44.280 And, uh, I don't like that Kate is still going through this and I don't like that she has to
01:58:49.140 be afraid to go to sleep.
01:58:51.100 Um, and don't, and don't be a piece of shit that says that you're going to do it and then
01:58:54.160 don't do it.
01:58:55.660 Yes.
01:58:56.000 Like me.
01:58:56.760 Yeah.
01:58:57.040 All right.
01:59:00.560 We're going to watch this.
01:59:01.660 And she said, it's going to be underwhelming.
01:59:03.020 So don't expect, we're not going to see, you know, uh, but I'm trying to make sense of
01:59:05.620 what's going on.
01:59:06.100 I see a window.
01:59:06.980 Ah, shit.
01:59:07.700 Hold on.
01:59:09.100 This would actually be a very funny, uh, jump scare to do.
01:59:13.300 Oh my God.
01:59:13.800 If, if Kate just pops up from the bottom of the screen and goes, ah, you fucking faggot.
01:59:18.760 Um, so I could see a room.
01:59:20.920 I could see a window in the back right corner.
01:59:23.300 Uh, I guess the red light is what's recording there.
01:59:25.620 The red light is what's recording.
01:59:26.640 I got to take my shade for this one.
01:59:28.500 All right.
01:59:29.340 All right.
01:59:29.580 Let's let it rip.
01:59:30.440 Uh, is the volume all the way up?
01:59:31.660 Okay.
01:59:31.880 Okay.
01:59:31.920 Um, um, what?
01:59:41.160 I'm, um, no, no, no, no.
01:59:47.060 I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't do that.
01:59:51.220 I'm feeling if I can't do that. I can't do that.
01:59:54.160 We can't. We can't do that.
01:59:56.600 We can't. We can't do that.
02:00:00.140 Please, let's help.
02:00:03.660 Oh, my God.
02:00:08.040 She says, I assume I kept sobbing and begging, but my camera is cheap and cut off.
02:00:12.360 Motherfucker, that made my eyes water. I don't like that.
02:00:17.060 It says that she sat there for several minutes doing nothing.
02:00:44.140 It's also broad daylight out because fucking Alaska.
02:00:47.540 So she probably does work. Oh, right. It's Alaska.
02:00:51.000 Unless she's working the midnight shift because it says 10.
02:00:54.220 It just doesn't matter, right? Because it's always bright.
02:00:57.600 Well, it's either always bright or always dark.
02:00:59.720 And then they have I think they have a season where it's where it's kind of normal, but.
02:01:04.220 OK. All right.
02:01:05.760 Let me finish this.
02:01:06.520 25 minutes of me out of bed, off camera.
02:01:26.920 No idea what I was doing.
02:01:30.960 Oh, then it shows I'm back in bed.
02:01:34.280 There's my leg. Dude, I really didn't like that.
02:01:38.060 Yeah, that was upsetting.
02:01:41.960 I don't like that.
02:01:43.620 Is this I guess it's a constant thing for her.
02:01:45.780 I suppose I want to, like, get her a better camera, but also like for what so that I can exploit her on this fucking show and watch her.
02:01:57.260 Dude, that was not.
02:01:58.640 Cool.
02:02:01.600 Hinchy said that she know there's a nigga jumping around her room.
02:02:03.960 I mean, I think that's her.
02:02:05.460 It's a low quality.
02:02:06.860 It's hard to tell.
02:02:08.300 Yeah, I see what she's talking about with there's like a black black artifacts that are around her as she's moving.
02:02:14.500 But I think it might be just camera quality.
02:02:17.560 I'm not sure that it's.
02:02:18.640 I'm going to pull it back only because the beginning, like, dude, the the sadness is a lot.
02:02:28.880 I hear this again.
02:02:29.460 That sucked.
02:02:37.960 I'm what?
02:02:43.760 What is going on?
02:02:44.900 I can't.
02:02:45.960 I can't.
02:02:46.900 I can't.
02:02:47.840 I can't.
02:02:47.860 I can't.
02:02:48.640 I don't know what's going on when she initially gets up.
02:02:57.500 There's like a lot of black being thrown around.
02:03:00.220 I can't.
02:03:00.840 I just can't listen to it anymore.
02:03:02.340 That's not good.
02:03:03.600 Oh, yeah, I told her.
02:03:08.680 I don't know if I told her if I said it to you.
02:03:10.860 I think I said it to her in a in a previous thing.
02:03:14.020 I don't remember what I said it, but she's dealing with something.
02:03:17.140 You know, you want a good handle on that talk to Vicki Joy Anderson, listen to the confessionals with Tony Merkel, and you get a good sense of how much goes on in these dream realms as far as what we're subjected to.
02:03:34.540 If we have a let's say bad dealings with some entity.
02:03:39.900 And how real it is.
02:03:42.440 Yeah, she is.
02:03:43.280 She is dream talking.
02:03:44.480 Well, it sounds like she's saying she can't do this.
02:03:49.000 So, yeah.
02:03:49.740 And she's pleading with something.
02:03:51.420 It sounds like.
02:03:54.120 It sounds like she.
02:03:55.460 I don't know.
02:03:56.180 What comes to mind is that.
02:03:57.640 The idea of making deals, you know, and working for something.
02:04:04.660 Well, if you if you're telling something that you can't do this, it means it's asked you to do something.
02:04:10.860 Yeah.
02:04:11.300 And so she's pleading with it and she's saying she can't.
02:04:15.280 And whatever it is that she's not that she can't do is is incredibly emotionally provoking.
02:04:24.640 And.
02:04:26.560 I mean, at the very least, even if you were somebody that goes, oh, no, this isn't what whatever a spiritual thing, this is just run of the mill.
02:04:34.940 Well, this person, Kate, is not getting any fucking rest like you're not getting any meaningful rest if that's what you're going through while you're sleeping.
02:04:48.940 What covenant is is attaching itself to her something?
02:04:54.700 I mean, I think this is just given Kate's previous stories and the trauma that she's been subjected to.
02:05:01.260 This is spiritual.
02:05:04.480 Man, I fucking hate this.
02:05:08.040 Don't live in Alaska, Kate.
02:05:10.760 When do you have any plans to get out of Alaska?
02:05:14.400 Oh, man.
02:05:17.540 I'm just thinking about the isolation.
02:05:19.000 And look, honestly, thank God for.
02:05:25.060 Communities like this.
02:05:26.140 Right.
02:05:26.320 Because it seems like I know Kate.
02:05:29.640 From I think the way that we we kind of met each other, if you meet people online, if that's even a thing to say, was in a Sam Tripoli chat.
02:05:39.340 So she had seen us on Tripoli show.
02:05:41.620 And then I she came over to see one of our shows.
02:05:46.680 I recognize the screen name.
02:05:48.300 And then one day I was in like a rumble chat or a YouTube chat watching tinfoil hat.
02:05:52.400 And I saw her pop up again and we had a brief interaction.
02:05:57.160 And ever since then, she's been really embedded in our community.
02:06:02.500 What I'm getting at is like, thank God for communities like this, because where the fuck do you turn to if that's what's happening?
02:06:10.480 I mean, you know, obviously you turn to to God.
02:06:15.440 But something else is she's not dealing with your run of the mill attachment or oppression.
02:06:22.400 I think I know why Tony said what he said.
02:06:26.760 And I think it's just.
02:06:28.860 That, like, he's like, I don't want to deal with.
02:06:32.000 He's dealing with a lot because when you take this stuff on and you're part of that community, you're dealing with a lot because you're now involved with it.
02:06:41.860 But if you have a community that helps to deal with this stuff, that might be different.
02:06:51.560 I think he's a I don't I just don't think he's done a good job of building it from the beginning.
02:06:55.300 He's kind of built like this ship before any of this stuff really existed or started, you know, eight years ago.
02:07:01.340 Yeah, like live chats and shit like that and telegram chats and all that stuff.
02:07:05.980 Yeah, so like like people have built a community around him, but he's never really seen it or been part of it and he's just been spiritually attacked.
02:07:13.360 So I get like the hesitancy to.
02:07:17.980 Be next to it.
02:07:19.540 I get it.
02:07:20.220 I get it.
02:07:20.880 But I don't know.
02:07:23.920 I mean, I'm just in a place where it's like I've experienced so much that.
02:07:30.000 I was talking in that chat and and shout out to we did an episode with her mama Shaw.
02:07:34.920 And I dropped my dream in the confessional.
02:07:40.700 Social media app, whatever it is, and and I wanted to see what they thought of it.
02:07:44.020 She actually had a really fascinating thought.
02:07:46.320 She thought it was demonic in nature, like something trying to wedge me away from the the church, which is interesting.
02:07:53.740 And I'm not opposed to that because it's like, OK, so I start going to church.
02:07:58.500 We seem to find a place.
02:08:00.380 The divination.
02:08:01.720 Yeah.
02:08:02.800 OK.
02:08:03.200 And and, you know, I've always expressed this skepticism about church.
02:08:09.120 And then we just did that episode with Vicki Joy Anderson.
02:08:12.000 More or less what the idea was, is like, yes, something doesn't like that you're finding a place to go and it's already trying to drive a wedge.
02:08:19.520 And I'm like, that's interesting.
02:08:20.640 And I could totally see that angle.
02:08:22.160 But I mean, you know, he's created a whole thing over there.
02:08:29.380 I don't I don't know how distant he actually is from it.
02:08:31.280 But for me, it's like I've had, you know, in this conversation, I'm like, yeah, I'm in no harm of falling away from this church just because of a dream.
02:08:40.860 And if it is demonic, well, I've dealt with that shit forever and it is what it is.
02:08:47.380 It's so kind of the same thing for for Kate, where it's like, am I putting myself in harm's way just like on paper?
02:08:57.900 If you look at it by involving myself too closely with people who might have like, yeah, probably I am.
02:09:05.860 But it's been happening for a long time anyway.
02:09:09.260 And what am I supposed to do?
02:09:10.120 Leave the people who support me out to dry.
02:09:14.940 Right.
02:09:15.520 And I'm not saying that that's what Tony's doing at all.
02:09:17.740 But I'm just saying that's how I see it is like, what is the point?
02:09:21.800 In believing what I believe in and then gathering people around me who believe in the same thing.
02:09:30.680 Just to be like, when you come to me with your your shit, I go, you know, I put up the wall and I go, you can't come any closer.
02:09:41.460 I don't think that these things can, especially knowing what I know now, I've got more of an edge over the demonic realm than I ever have in my life.
02:09:49.380 And so it just doesn't make sense to me.
02:09:57.180 That I would I would put up the wall to try to protect myself now when we what does it say?
02:10:02.920 If God is with us, then who can prevail against us or something like that?
02:10:07.500 It's like, that's where I'm at these days.
02:10:11.260 Yeah, Z-Man.
02:10:12.400 What I am saying is Tony needs to start calling his supporters faggots more often.
02:10:15.860 I think that we're not saying I don't think Tony needs to do anything.
02:10:18.020 Tony's he's crushing.
02:10:19.700 He's doing just fine.
02:10:20.420 I'm just saying I got a different approach.
02:10:23.100 Yeah.
02:10:23.360 Yeah.
02:10:23.640 I just I just wonder.
02:10:24.620 I mean, it's a it's I think it's it's advice, you know, whether it's good or bad, it's advice and it's advice for a reason, you know?
02:10:34.180 Yeah.
02:10:34.680 So, yeah, something to take into consideration.
02:10:40.000 Yeah.
02:10:40.460 But you know what Tony does that I wouldn't do?
02:10:42.700 You would not catch me in the woods at no, that's that's yeah.
02:10:47.420 Do you know what?
02:10:48.300 That's actually a great point.
02:10:49.960 He just did a I mean, I know he's doing a documentary or they're about to air one about he's like, there's a portal in the woods.
02:10:56.940 And like we went out there and somebody fucking stepped through it.
02:11:00.260 I'm like, not me, not me.
02:11:03.280 I'll talk to Kate.
02:11:04.920 Yeah.
02:11:05.700 I'm not fucking portal, dude.
02:11:08.380 It's great.
02:11:09.060 I guess, you know what, though, that these are the the ends of the spectrum of what people will and won't do.
02:11:14.520 So who the hell am I to say, like, who's right or who's wrong?
02:11:18.100 I it's just a honestly, though, if you if you told me like, hey, you want to go into the tunnel system beneath Indiana, I'd be like, I kind of think I have to go into the tunnel.
02:11:26.280 I will tell you absolutely not, not going to be so cool.
02:11:30.720 Yeah, it would be cool.
02:11:31.680 But I don't think I mean, it just seems like a good way to get her like real deal attachment.
02:11:36.300 You know, I'm not worried about the attachment as more as as much as I'm worried about the spelunking accident, which is spelunking.
02:11:43.560 Yeah, like it like cave shit is scary, dog.
02:11:46.360 Oh, yeah.
02:11:48.000 You know, so I think I think I would do that.
02:11:51.720 You know, I'm just saying that as hyperbole, it's like, you know, you're willing to go out into the forest with your AR looking for with your AR looking for a dog man.
02:12:05.280 But you're putting up a I don't know, you know, to each his own, you know, where your strong points are, right?
02:12:09.520 And and where they're not.
02:12:10.620 So I don't think he's doing anything wrong, but he's not hitting his employees either.
02:12:14.340 I mean, that's a problem.
02:12:15.720 Yeah, that is something that Tony Merkel is doing incorrectly, which is he's not striking his his employees or maybe he is.
02:12:22.920 I don't know.
02:12:24.120 I mean, I don't want to assume that of a man that he's not striking his employees, but I've seen Dick just as weak.
02:12:32.700 Epstein's egg dick.
02:12:33.620 All right.
02:12:34.100 So let's let's bring it in for a landing.
02:12:35.480 This is this is fun.
02:12:37.080 I feel horrible.
02:12:38.200 So, you know, it makes you wish you could do something, but I don't know what to do.
02:12:45.540 I will pass your information on to Vicky Joy.
02:12:49.600 And I don't know what to do.
02:12:50.580 I don't know what to tell you.
02:12:51.580 I did.
02:12:51.920 I wrote that down.
02:12:52.760 Vicky for Kate.
02:12:54.320 Yeah, it seems like you've been struggling with this kind of stuff for a while.
02:12:58.980 I just want I really do wonder.
02:13:00.780 It sounds like what Scott said.
02:13:03.840 You're in.
02:13:04.400 Are you in covenant with an entity?
02:13:05.700 Do you remember doing any signatures or signing any contracts, even in your dream?
02:13:11.940 This is what Vicky talks about all the time, right?
02:13:13.500 Like in the dream state, you can't agree, but it's not binding.
02:13:18.200 So I think you should talk to Vicky.
02:13:20.840 We'll we'll set that up.
02:13:22.400 Maybe you could email her or however Vicky contacts people and.
02:13:27.340 In the astro realm only.
02:13:29.500 Some of the.
02:13:30.020 It's just I'll meet you and I'll meet you on the hill.
02:13:32.380 Yeah.
02:13:33.520 All right.
02:13:34.200 But yeah, see, see if she has any like good advice for you.
02:13:37.680 Yeah, because there are ways I think there are ways that like Vicky was telling us last
02:13:42.180 time about like legal ways and even some physical ways to get over some of these things.
02:13:49.300 So we'll see.
02:13:51.160 See what she thinks about it.
02:13:53.820 At least we'll we'll do that.
02:13:55.200 That's that's the least that we could do.
02:13:56.440 And also we can pray for her because that requires nothing except for not being a faggot, which
02:14:03.900 I know is it's hard for us to overcome.
02:14:05.500 I know we said we were going to say good things this episode.
02:14:08.140 We were going to say that kind of stuff.
02:14:09.400 I'm sorry for saying that kind of stuff.
02:14:11.900 All right.
02:14:13.100 Let's thank you guys for watching.
02:14:15.560 And stages of grief of David as he goes through the episode.
02:14:18.640 He's like, we shouldn't have said those things.
02:14:19.980 I'm trying to get.
02:14:20.760 But we start off the every episode just so much fun.
02:14:23.420 We started off like, oh, this is fun.
02:14:25.300 This is fun, fun, fun.
02:14:26.920 And then it's a video of Kate screaming.
02:14:29.160 And we're like, I didn't like the emotion.
02:14:30.880 I didn't like how serious.
02:14:33.080 I didn't like it.
02:14:34.940 I didn't like it either.
02:14:35.920 I didn't like it.
02:14:38.420 Man.
02:14:39.620 Okay.
02:14:39.940 Some comply for us.
02:14:41.120 Yeah.
02:14:41.420 Goodbye.
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02:15:23.060 Didn't roll into like five or six when the rain came.
02:15:25.880 And and otherwise we just made a bunch of dishes and we hung out in the house and not
02:15:31.660 too much going on, you know, just tormented by the sounds of screaming children, my son
02:15:36.820 and their two kids.
02:15:38.420 And you know how it is.
02:15:40.300 It's like when I got in the car after leaving Top's house and I was finally exposed to
02:15:45.440 silence.
02:15:46.780 Wow.
02:15:48.140 I didn't realize that I was on the on the verge of psychosis on the verge of psychosis.
02:15:52.940 Voices were telling me to kill the kids and I was trying not to listen to them.
02:15:56.200 Um, really, really wild when you're subjected to that much noise for that many consecutive
02:16:01.320 hours and you don't even think about it.
02:16:02.520 And and, uh, but yeah, we had a good time.
02:16:05.860 Top and I hung out for a bit.
02:16:07.300 We watched some fights, old fights, uh, sexy Yama Akiyama versus, uh, I forgot what the
02:16:13.060 dude's name was, but this was way back in the day with the Reebok deal.
02:16:15.720 Uh, top called that out because he has some sort of, I don't know if I should mention
02:16:20.120 it here.
02:16:20.740 I'm going to mention it.
02:16:21.680 Uh, he, he has some sort of illegal streaming service.
02:16:24.360 I don't know if it's illegal.
02:16:25.100 I mean, I know he pays for it, but you pay for lots of things that are illegal.
02:16:29.000 Right.
02:16:29.240 And so he, cause I said, do you have ESPN plus we can watch some old fights?
02:16:34.100 And he's like, I got IPTV, which is like, I'm Puerto Rican television.
02:16:39.480 I don't know what the fuck that stands for, but, uh, I guess it, it had some stuff and
02:16:45.160 it would say live, but all it was, was really just, um, really, really old fights.
02:16:50.000 So he pointed out pretty quickly, he goes, Oh shit, this is all the way back from the
02:16:52.680 Reebok deal.
02:16:53.380 We watched, uh, uh, who was it?
02:16:56.880 It was Jorge Masvidal versus Benson Henderson.
02:17:01.040 Was that his name?
02:17:01.900 Benson Henderson.
02:17:02.680 Benson's the guy that did, uh, he went to Bellator, I think Benson Henderson.
02:17:08.280 Yeah.
02:17:08.780 Yeah.
02:17:09.020 It was Benson.
02:17:10.180 Um, and he went over to, to Bellator after, uh, after UFC, but he did this really cool thing
02:17:16.360 where he ran across the cage and, and, and kick somebody in the head, either that, or it
02:17:20.040 was done to him.
02:17:21.020 I know he was in that video.
02:17:22.780 Uh, but anywho, that's how long ago it was a young Jorge Masvidal.
02:17:26.260 Versus Benson Henderson.
02:17:28.100 And, um, and so yeah, sexy Yama, Akiyama and, uh, and this other guy, whoever the fuck
02:17:33.540 he was, which he totally got robbed by the way, this, this fight was in Korea and we only
02:17:39.880 caught the last two rounds of a three round fight, but Akiyama dominated and, and then
02:17:46.800 he, he still lost the fight.
02:17:48.120 Fucking unbelievable.
02:17:49.040 What a really, really bad call.
02:17:50.500 Anderson Henderson.
02:17:51.960 I don't know if that's, uh, what the, the name is a very racist.
02:17:55.540 Good morning to you guys.
02:17:57.000 Uh, very happy to see you guys.
02:17:58.640 I hope everybody had a good time.
02:18:00.280 I had a good time.
02:18:01.520 It sucks a little bit, you know, because of the, the, the weather, but what are you going
02:18:05.520 to do?
02:18:06.360 Uh, I miss the days of Ken Shamrock versus Tito Ortiz.
02:18:10.320 Jeez, Nancy, you're really throwing it fucking back there, huh?
02:18:13.040 Um, you know, I want to get back into the UFC and, and I know Nancy lives in Vegas.
02:18:19.740 Uh, what the fuck happened in Vegas the other day, by the way, every single power line for
02:18:23.760 miles down tropic, uh, were, was downed in the middle of the street.
02:18:29.080 It looked really strange.
02:18:30.800 Um, trees uprooted and knocked over some sort of wind storm.
02:18:34.840 But, uh, uh, uh, you know, I always said Vegas is a, is a really terrible place because
02:18:39.780 should anything really disastrous happen out there, you know, you, you're, you're, you're
02:18:45.340 far from help.
02:18:46.160 You're in the desert, you know, if anything should happen with the water set, because
02:18:49.500 I wonder what happens if the power goes out in Las Vegas in some big, meaningful way where
02:18:54.340 the infrastructure is fucked.
02:18:56.320 Um, then so does your water processing plant, right?
02:19:00.360 And then if your water processing plant is down and all you're doing is pulling water
02:19:04.700 from Lake Mead, which I know California is now pulling water from Lake Mead, where the
02:19:08.740 fuck do you get your water when you're in the desert?
02:19:11.340 Not good.
02:19:12.220 So, so when I saw all the power lines getting dropped, I said, Oh, that, that, that doesn't
02:19:16.080 bode well for fucking Las Vegas.
02:19:17.620 I used to live there.
02:19:19.080 Total shithole, total shithole.
02:19:21.220 In fact, Nancy is very based.
02:19:22.640 I'm surprised she still lives there.
02:19:24.220 When are you going to get the fuck out of Las Vegas, Nancy?
02:19:26.200 That seems like a horrible idea.
02:19:28.080 Anthony Pettis cage kicked Benson Henderson.
02:19:31.260 That's right.
02:19:31.640 I knew he was in the video.
02:19:33.680 I just didn't know if he was the recipient or the deliverer of the cage kick.
02:19:38.360 Very, very cool video though.
02:19:39.860 Very iconic moment.
02:19:42.200 Uh, David is still talking about geography.
02:19:44.940 What the fuck happened?
02:19:45.780 I mean, I'm, I'm really just kind of, uh, lying my way through my understanding of geography.
02:19:50.640 That is my last or my least strong, uh, field of study.
02:19:56.740 I don't study.
02:19:57.300 I can't read, but you know what I mean?
02:19:58.840 My least strong, uh, attribute is my knowledge of geography.
02:20:02.860 Um, all right.
02:20:05.060 So, so what we're going to do is we're going to get into a little bit of content that I,
02:20:08.200 I, you know, picked out for us and then we'll get into some viewer submitted content.
02:20:13.620 I just want to remind you guys, this is a donation based show.
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02:20:35.560 Jim brought to my attention recently that it is, um, David Corbo seven on PayPal.
02:20:41.820 So some variation of that, my name, you'll find me D Corbo seven, David Corbo seven, yada,
02:20:47.220 yada, yada.
02:20:47.860 Find me on those things and, uh, and donate if you feel compelled to do so.
02:20:52.480 If not, fuck me.
02:20:53.380 I get it.
02:20:54.020 Uh, we're going to do the donation tally up.
02:20:56.500 It's probably two to three times at the beginning, the beginning soon, a midway point, and then
02:21:00.460 we'll do it later on.
02:21:01.620 All right.
02:21:02.440 Old ladies love TLC.
02:21:04.800 That's awesome.
02:21:05.440 Well, TLC loves old ladies.
02:21:06.840 Uh, the best, the best.
02:21:09.160 Let's see.
02:21:10.760 Uh, excuse me.
02:21:11.880 Let's get into, I actually, speaking of, of old ladies, I mean, I'm going to be, uh, I'm
02:21:16.440 not an old lady, uh, but we, when we were over at top's house, uh, my wife surprised me
02:21:23.160 with a cake, uh, a tres leche, three milks for those who are uninitiated, a three milk
02:21:30.760 cake, which, uh, I, I always wondered why they never went four milks.
02:21:34.600 It was just one milk too many, but, uh, I guess three milks is the sweet spot for cakes.
02:21:39.320 I was surprised with the wonderful three milk cake, and it was because my birthday is this
02:21:45.260 coming Monday.
02:21:49.540 This, this coming Monday.
02:21:51.420 Uh, what, what is, let me see something real quick.
02:21:54.220 Do we have any shows?
02:21:55.160 I think I'm going to be working, uh, that day, but that's fine.
02:21:58.160 I like what I do.
02:21:59.120 Error occurred.
02:21:59.900 Well, don't fucking do that.
02:22:01.140 Okay, so we're going to have Steven of the Biblical Hitmen on.
02:22:04.880 He's coming on to present something at 10 a.m., so I'll be doing a little bit of work, and
02:22:09.000 then, um, I think I'm going to skip timeline cleanse, because it's, it's going to be my
02:22:12.320 birthday.
02:22:15.220 Isn't that cool?
02:22:16.060 Uh, I saw something.
02:22:17.840 I want to address it.
02:22:19.220 Where do we go?
02:22:20.220 Uh, Word Wizard says, I'm still upset that Tower Gang is dead.
02:22:24.500 Look, last I know, I'm not saying that, that, that I have any real inside information,
02:22:29.040 uh, but, but, um, I know that the guys were trying to get back together.
02:22:35.080 Yeah, I don't think Top was going to be a part of it, but I, I know that there was an
02:22:38.180 effort made to try to, you know, get together what was remaining of, of, of, you know, Tower
02:22:46.160 Gang, and so who knows?
02:22:47.420 Maybe, maybe there's something in the works.
02:22:48.840 I'm pulling for the boys.
02:22:49.880 I hope so.
02:22:51.080 All right, my birthday is right after yours.
02:22:53.000 My birthday is, is the 7th, because I was born on the 7th day of the 7th month on the
02:22:58.800 7th day of the week.
02:23:00.020 How cool is that?
02:23:00.960 Very cool.
02:23:01.600 It's done nothing for me.
02:23:04.060 I have no luck when it comes to slots or anything like that.
02:23:07.120 Um, but yeah, you know, that's pretty cool, isn't it?
02:23:11.040 And then my wife's birthday is, is, uh, about a week after mine.
02:23:14.360 So, um, July is real hard on the wallet.
02:23:18.080 Real hard on the wallet.
02:23:19.400 Very frustrating.
02:23:20.100 Happy birthday to Ryan Drew, whose birthday was last Monday.
02:23:26.420 Happy birthday, Ryan Drew.
02:23:27.860 Shout out to Ryan and his birthday.
02:23:30.200 Uh, Tower Gang is dead for the better.
02:23:32.140 No, I mean, look, look, that show brought a lot of people, a lot of joy.
02:23:35.420 A lot of people, a lot of joy.
02:23:37.420 Um, I get that there was a real degenerate aspect of it, but I saw people come in.
02:23:43.520 Like, I remember somebody saying that their, their mother had passed away and it was like
02:23:50.360 the hardest year of their life because of that.
02:23:52.780 Um, and that the only time they would laugh or smile was on Wednesday nights.
02:23:58.740 So, you know, there's something to be said about that.
02:24:02.420 I know that it's degenerate humor and there's something to be said about that as well.
02:24:06.840 But, uh, what about that person?
02:24:10.860 Even if it was just that person, I would say maybe it's worth it.
02:24:14.500 Um, but I know it was more than one person who, who was going through a rough spat and
02:24:18.920 who would only, um, who would only smile on Wednesday nights, you know?
02:24:25.600 All right, let's get into some of this content because the last, the, the, the, the, if I
02:24:29.920 don't do, who's Xerox, it was your birthday last, last Monday.
02:24:32.780 Is that true?
02:24:34.000 I don't know if that's what you mean here, but happy birthday to Xerox if that's the
02:24:36.740 case.
02:24:37.000 And if it's not the case, happy birthday to Xerox fucking anyway.
02:24:39.480 How about that?
02:24:40.440 All right, guys, let's get into this.
02:24:42.060 We're going to share this tab and we're going to, what do I got to do here?
02:24:46.480 Uh, go here and we're going to look at the stuff that I sent me.
02:24:51.040 Where the fuck is me?
02:24:52.000 Dog, I sent so much stuff to me and it's not in my inbox.
02:24:58.420 Why is that the case?
02:24:59.120 Hold on a second.
02:24:59.900 I don't, oh, here we go.
02:25:00.680 Boom.
02:25:01.480 Boop.
02:25:02.660 And we'll start from the top.
02:25:04.620 So I, I named the, I named the, the episode, uh, to the death because of the whole UFC on,
02:25:13.420 you know, this kind of a gladiator vibe.
02:25:16.240 Uh, oh, Ryan drew.
02:25:17.580 All right.
02:25:17.840 Well, uh, happy birthday to Xerox.
02:25:22.000 Let's bring this up on the screen here.
02:25:25.020 We're going to do this.
02:25:25.640 Boom.
02:25:26.080 So I named it to the death because of the whole UFC on the lawn of the white house thing.
02:25:30.780 But, uh, I have a feeling this is going to apply too.
02:25:34.120 So let's, let's have another gander into the downward spiral of the liver King.
02:25:39.100 Some of you, you know, about Barbarian.
02:25:45.320 It's a modern day rite of passage.
02:25:47.760 It's, uh, for those of you who don't know, the liver King was recently arrested for showing
02:25:53.280 up to, uh, to Joe Rogan's neck of the woods and challenging him to, I don't know, uh, uh,
02:26:00.280 a, um, fucking battle of life or death.
02:26:04.860 I think something like that.
02:26:06.860 Uh, and you know, we've been watching, we watched him a little bit on one of the previous
02:26:10.940 episodes.
02:26:11.500 He seemed a little out of it.
02:26:12.580 I know he's got this, uh, one pupil is bigger than the other pupil.
02:26:16.380 And on this show, we speculated as to whether or not he experienced an aneurysm due to his
02:26:20.500 excessive PED use, his, uh, performance enhancing drug usage.
02:26:24.620 And I remember the number when he got exposed for being on all these different steroids was
02:26:30.040 $11,000 worth of PEDs per month, per month.
02:26:34.980 So, um, you know, uh, HBDs, HBDs in the chat, happy birthday to Xerox, uh, uh, HBDs for Xerox
02:26:44.520 in the chat, please.
02:26:46.060 Um, so, so, you know, I thought there was a correlation there.
02:26:49.920 I said, surely if you're on that many PEDs, you could, you could have an aneurysm and,
02:26:54.140 uh, one enlarged pupil, you know, uh, uh, and one small pupil is, that's a symptom of having
02:27:01.940 an aneurysm that could happen.
02:27:03.500 So, so, uh, you know, I, I said, man, maybe he did, but it turns out.
02:27:09.140 So, and then of course, with a, with an aneurysm comes the potential for neurological disorders,
02:27:15.240 right?
02:27:16.120 And surely he's displaying some neurological disorders and then he's drinking methylene
02:27:20.300 blue, which is a cognitive enhancer allegedly, uh, or at least that's, that's what it's supposed
02:27:25.760 to do for you.
02:27:26.540 And so I said, that all checks out.
02:27:28.860 Dude has an aneurysm for doing too many steroids.
02:27:31.280 It fucks up his pupils.
02:27:32.340 It gives him neurological disorders.
02:27:33.800 He starts drinking methylene blue to try to combat this, this cognitive function, uh,
02:27:39.600 uh, you know, uh, downfall that he's having.
02:27:44.100 But apparently he got into a fight with a resistance band, a workout band, and it fucking
02:27:50.120 snapped and clapped him in the eye.
02:27:51.880 And that's, what's given him this just, you know, disproportionate pupil.
02:27:55.260 So could well be the case, but something has still changed in, in the liver man, the liver
02:28:00.980 king.
02:28:01.260 And, uh, let me see.
02:28:03.920 He was also on camera kicking his dog.
02:28:06.780 So he's on some kind of drugs.
02:28:07.940 Uh, the liver king was, that's interesting.
02:28:10.300 That's not good.
02:28:11.600 That's not good.
02:28:13.080 Does he have a stick in his hair?
02:28:15.100 Yeah.
02:28:15.460 And, and the sticks like he's always bleeding now.
02:28:19.060 This motherfucker is always bleeding in the face.
02:28:21.060 And I don't know why, what this is.
02:28:22.740 Is it like, um, a theatrics thing where he is trying to look the part of a barbarian who's
02:28:30.360 gotten out of a combat situation?
02:28:32.020 Because to me, I feel like he stuck those branches in his beard and hair before we started
02:28:37.060 the video.
02:28:38.000 Maybe, right?
02:28:39.460 Uh, nonce, nonce wave, uh, says maybe he has a brain parasite from tainted raw meat.
02:28:46.240 Could well be that.
02:28:46.960 Also nuts.
02:28:47.920 He's just eating testicles, testicles, uh, before long, he will become feral and change
02:28:54.460 into a Bigfoot, right?
02:28:55.280 We learned that on the previous episode with, uh, Thomas, a paranoid American innate of reality
02:29:00.280 czars.
02:29:00.680 Um, you know, it could be what's happening here.
02:29:03.900 Why is his face always bleeding?
02:29:05.180 Right.
02:29:05.400 I'm just, I'm kind of fucking inclined to believe it's, it's theater.
02:29:09.760 It's theater.
02:29:10.500 I'm not saying he's not bleeding, but it's like, uh, who just said, there you go.
02:29:14.040 Boom.
02:29:14.720 Marco Polo, Polno says razor cuts like WWE.
02:29:18.240 Yeah.
02:29:18.420 That's what I'm thinking.
02:29:19.580 That's what I'm thinking.
02:29:21.200 Uh, all right.
02:29:22.180 Let's see.
02:29:22.600 Q says I had to come back and was greeted by three rumble ads.
02:29:25.220 Yeah.
02:29:25.580 You know, it's funny.
02:29:26.140 People get mad at the ads, um, just as an aside, uh, that play on the audio platforms,
02:29:32.060 the RSS feeds for Nephilim death squad.
02:29:34.260 We can't select, we don't select them.
02:29:36.400 We don't have any control over the ads, except we can, we can omit them.
02:29:40.220 So we have a filter on that says, no, we will not play any sexual ads.
02:29:44.540 Um, and so they at least don't do that, but otherwise we don't, we don't, we can't select
02:29:49.060 what companies and shit like that.
02:29:50.720 So for those of you who listen and go, why do they have all these?
02:29:53.080 It doesn't fucking, we don't choose it.
02:29:55.080 Uh, Xerox says that the face wounds aren't from meth.
02:29:58.440 It could be a liver issue or something.
02:30:01.500 That's interesting.
02:30:02.060 I wonder if you eat enough, uh, uh, liver, if it fucks up your liver.
02:30:05.440 I don't know.
02:30:05.780 I mean, that, that seems to be the opposite of what these people are saying, but it's
02:30:09.420 funny that the liver King would have liver issues.
02:30:11.960 Happy birthday to Xerox.
02:30:14.060 Thank you, Z man.
02:30:14.980 Very nice of you.
02:30:15.820 Uh, shout out to Xerox.
02:30:16.900 Happy birthday.
02:30:17.640 God bless you, brother.
02:30:18.560 Okay.
02:30:18.860 Let's continue this.
02:30:19.700 Uh, let's get this Xerox birthday is, uh, no, no, it was two Mondays ago, two Mondays.
02:30:25.060 All right, let's go weaponizes our young men with principles to strive to become something
02:30:33.800 greater, more barbarians, a thing, barbarian foundation.
02:30:39.900 You should learn about it.
02:30:42.720 Super barbarian is a thing too.
02:30:46.140 Is that like super Saiyan?
02:30:47.160 Really, really, really hard.
02:30:50.240 And then after that, it's called hell on earth.
02:30:54.100 It's 1000 bloody knuckle pushups from sunrise to sunset on only hard surfaces.
02:31:04.000 And your three points of contact is, uh, the face, the chest, I think the belly, yeah, the
02:31:21.080 belly around there have to touch.
02:31:23.520 And if the knees touch, that rep doesn't count.
02:31:27.200 1000 of those takes a long time to build, to be able to do it.
02:31:35.280 It's awesome.
02:31:35.800 You should definitely not do it.
02:31:37.240 Every time I, uh, also a little aside, every time I get, uh, cause you can, if you want
02:31:42.660 to see the, um, the fruits of your labor, when it comes to working out, pushups are a great
02:31:49.900 way to do that.
02:31:50.440 You can start with whatever your, your max pushup is.
02:31:53.160 If you don't do pushups and you start doing it, let's say you're somebody who like maxes
02:31:56.220 out at 20, 30, 40.
02:31:58.400 Um, you can keep going over the next, like keep doing pushups over the next few weeks.
02:32:03.000 And after like a three week period, you can max out at like 80, 90 pushups.
02:32:08.720 Uh, but every time I've ever done that, I always end up pinching a nerve in my back.
02:32:13.840 Every single time there's like a push muscle that happens in my, in my back, especially my
02:32:18.380 left shoulder blade.
02:32:19.200 And, um, I don't know, something gets inflamed and it, it, you know, it gets stiff and then
02:32:25.560 it starts rolling over a fucking nerve over and over and over again.
02:32:28.880 And it really fucks with my ability to push that.
02:32:30.800 And too much push will also give you tennis elbow, which sounds like a hilarious, oh,
02:32:35.460 you're going to do it from playing tennis, dude.
02:32:37.240 It's the worst shit in the world.
02:32:39.320 You can't like lift stuff.
02:32:40.480 Like I've had tennis elbow maybe twice in my life.
02:32:44.060 Um, and it got to the point where I couldn't even lift up my tools at work.
02:32:48.520 Uh, and so now I'm like horrified of ever having it happen again.
02:32:51.380 And the only way to fix it was like my wife had to target the muscle that was all fucked
02:32:55.980 up and then beat the shit out of it to, to get blood flow going to the area.
02:33:00.400 And it hurts like hell.
02:33:02.220 Um, but yeah, pushups are a great way.
02:33:04.380 I guess if you, if you, I don't know what, if you got a stretch or something to keep that
02:33:07.580 from happening, but to increase your max in a very short period of time and be able to
02:33:12.040 actually see those gains.
02:33:13.060 Like damn, only two, three weeks ago, I was doing not very many, not very many, uh, take
02:33:19.520 a zero off.
02:33:20.300 And that's me.
02:33:20.860 What did you, have you hurt yourself or something like that?
02:33:23.260 Uh, Xerox says, fine.
02:33:25.060 It's my birthday.
02:33:25.700 Please send all TLC donations to my Solana wallet.
02:33:29.080 You dirty dog, you dirty dog.
02:33:31.700 Unbelievable.
02:33:32.180 We're not doing that.
02:33:33.300 Um, don't max out doing body weight, uh, resistance training.
02:33:38.400 I don't know even really what that means.
02:33:40.320 Ah, the faggiest bitchiest muscle in your back.
02:33:44.440 It could be that one.
02:33:45.260 It's a fucking, uh, a nightmare.
02:33:48.460 Volterin gel works great for tennis elbow.
02:33:50.880 I got to sneeze.
02:33:51.740 Hold on.
02:33:52.540 I need the light.
02:33:58.180 I'm all good now.
02:33:59.400 I'm all good.
02:34:00.280 Yes.
02:34:00.600 Confirmation that my wife, uh, beats me 100%.
02:34:03.080 I started doing pushups like two years ago and just did five, then added one each day
02:34:07.600 to maximize strain.
02:34:08.960 Interesting.
02:34:09.500 There you go.
02:34:10.320 I, uh, even if I'm not, I, cause I don't weigh a lot.
02:34:13.340 I'm a very small compact man, I think.
02:34:15.560 So I can do a lot of chin ups and I can do a lot of, uh, pushups pretty easily, but
02:34:20.680 then given enough time, I can increase that pretty substantially.
02:34:22.980 Actually, uh, not, not, um, chin ups.
02:34:26.400 I can do the, I think the most I've ever done before I had to get off the bar was 25,
02:34:30.820 but pushups I've gotten to.
02:34:33.740 I remember a couple of summers ago when I was in really great shape and one of my younger
02:34:37.460 cousins challenged me to a pushup competition.
02:34:40.500 And he bowed out and I'll give it to him.
02:34:42.860 He bowed out around like 60 and I kept going.
02:34:45.060 I think I touched a hundred that day, but I was, I was in great shape.
02:34:49.240 Great shape.
02:34:51.400 Uh, I can do 50 comfortably with no pains.
02:34:53.640 That's a solid number.
02:34:54.900 That's a solid number.
02:34:56.140 Your sneeze sounds like your chimp laugh.
02:34:58.400 Why do I, everything I do, you guys are terrible.
02:35:00.440 Raven, you sneeze like a chick.
02:35:01.500 That was adorable.
02:35:02.260 I hate you people.
02:35:03.520 Uh, how many one handers though?
02:35:05.320 I can't do a one hander, not a real one.
02:35:07.280 Right.
02:35:07.440 I mean, I could do a pull up and then grab my own wrist and do a couple of pull ups that
02:35:11.680 way.
02:35:11.860 But that's really only, that's not really a one hander.
02:35:14.080 Right.
02:35:15.620 Um, yeah.
02:35:17.480 So, so do not goon with vol, vol, vol, turingel, uh, expert advice.
02:35:23.260 Thank you, Xerox, uh, on his birthday, giving back to the community, four sets of 50 with
02:35:28.080 core in between, and you'll be built like a black, you know?
02:35:30.580 Uh, so I used to call them PP pushups.
02:35:33.020 So PP pushups is, um, it, so, you know, when I was getting ready for, uh, like weight cuts,
02:35:40.580 um, I would, you know, you want to up your water intake a lot.
02:35:44.320 And then the idea is like a day or two out from whatever your event is, you want to stop
02:35:50.520 that water intake.
02:35:51.420 So while you're, while you're probably like a week leading up to it, you do a lot of water,
02:35:56.420 a lot of water, and you do a lot of cardio and sweat and, you know, hot baths and things
02:36:00.580 like that.
02:36:01.560 It gets your body really used to taking in water and dumping out water.
02:36:05.600 And since it's always taking in water, it gets even better at dumping out water.
02:36:09.480 So you'll start sweating at the drop of a hat for nothing, but it's like, there's no
02:36:12.740 worries about water.
02:36:14.380 So your body's like, yeah, get rid of it.
02:36:15.620 More is coming.
02:36:16.440 Then what you do is like two days out before the event, whatever that event is, you cut that
02:36:21.240 water intake, but your body is still in water dumping mode.
02:36:24.480 So you imagine like for those couple of weeks, you're pissing a lot.
02:36:28.340 You're pissing a lot.
02:36:29.600 Every time you go to the pisser, do 20 pushups.
02:36:32.800 And I, that would be like, I call them peepee pushups, you know, cause I would be on the
02:36:36.700 clock at work.
02:36:37.580 I'd go take a piss, bang out 20 pushups, and then I'd get back to work.
02:36:41.580 And that was a great way to get a nice base to work from.
02:36:44.740 You know what I'm saying?
02:36:45.940 All right.
02:36:47.120 Until you're ready.
02:36:48.180 I don't know what actually is.
02:36:49.280 And they don't deserve that.
02:36:51.080 I hope to be able to share more tomorrow.
02:36:54.320 Kyle Kingsbury.
02:36:55.880 Do I look ready?
02:37:00.680 Liver is still king.
02:37:02.100 You know what he does seem like as much as I've been making fun of him.
02:37:06.580 He seems like a nice guy.
02:37:07.940 He seems like he'd be really pleasant to be around.
02:37:10.060 You'd be a little bit like, man, he's fucking weird and a little bit of a psycho, but seems
02:37:13.080 like a really kind guy.
02:37:14.620 The name never mattered.
02:37:16.840 That was the ego.
02:37:19.080 The message matters.
02:37:21.520 There's 12 ancestral tenants.
02:37:24.400 Sleep, eat, move, shield, connect, cold, sun, fight, bond, adventure, spirit.
02:37:30.520 It's the 12th.
02:37:32.100 There's 12 of them.
02:37:34.960 Demarcation points on a clock.
02:37:38.600 I call it king time.
02:37:40.980 That's not because it's my time.
02:37:42.940 It's the almighty with a capital G.
02:37:46.700 His kingdom.
02:37:48.640 Bridging the gap.
02:37:50.900 Delta to perfect.
02:37:52.500 You know that feeling?
02:37:53.660 That's interesting.
02:37:54.200 Who is he saying the almighty is?
02:37:56.320 Let me go back to that real quick.
02:37:58.240 The almighty with a capital G.
02:38:00.440 I call it king time.
02:38:02.820 That's not because it's my time.
02:38:04.820 It's the almighty with a capital G.
02:38:08.320 His kingdom.
02:38:10.480 Bridging the gap.
02:38:11.820 Based.
02:38:12.400 Interesting.
02:38:12.940 Who is the almighty with a capital G who has a kingdom?
02:38:16.160 Are we?
02:38:16.600 Are we?
02:38:16.920 Is liver king Christian?
02:38:19.400 Is that?
02:38:19.800 That's pretty basic.
02:38:20.620 If that's the case here.
02:38:24.560 I never goon.
02:38:25.640 I have mastered retention.
02:38:27.260 Dude, guys, I've been crushing it.
02:38:29.320 I have been crushing it.
02:38:30.120 I don't remember the last time.
02:38:31.700 I've actually been really happy because I'm in this new house.
02:38:36.120 You guys know that our new apartment.
02:38:37.380 You guys know I moved from from Negroidville to a nice white area.
02:38:42.660 And I've not.
02:38:45.000 I've not.
02:38:46.280 Because now I'm looking at it.
02:38:47.480 I'm like, if you're gooning in your home, what are you doing?
02:38:51.220 You're you're you're you're it's it's this, you know, spirit of lust.
02:38:55.320 And I think every time you do that, you're you're consenting to this spirit of lust, not
02:39:00.960 only coming in you, but also like coming in your home, coming on your carpet, coming
02:39:06.100 on your bedsheets.
02:39:06.900 And and so I live in this new place.
02:39:09.760 I've not done this at all in my new home.
02:39:14.820 So I have this nice, fresh place.
02:39:17.880 And and I don't know, it's I just think that's that's pretty cool.
02:39:22.940 That's just pretty cool.
02:39:23.820 So it's been a long time.
02:39:26.040 And and I'm very proud of myself for that, because pornography is a is a nightmare for
02:39:33.020 for people in first world countries, men in first world countries.
02:39:37.020 I don't know if they well, I suppose they suffer from it now because even India has fucking
02:39:40.340 cell phones, right?
02:39:41.040 They're just jizzing everywhere.
02:39:42.240 But you know what I mean?
02:39:43.720 It's like it's it's such a horrible temptation.
02:39:47.420 Constantly pornography is everywhere.
02:39:49.060 You can't scroll through your feed without some big breasted bimbo everywhere.
02:39:52.460 And and, you know, so it's constantly petitioning you to to to pull on your wiener.
02:40:01.180 Right.
02:40:01.540 And that's just fucking that's yeah.
02:40:03.820 Yeah, gooning is Jewish, right?
02:40:06.820 Very Jewish.
02:40:08.240 Star crime says it's Jewish.
02:40:10.400 Ryan Drew says not the carpet.
02:40:12.300 Well, that's what happens.
02:40:13.180 That's what happens.
02:40:14.640 You know, the spirit of lust comes in you.
02:40:17.320 It comes in your carpet.
02:40:18.380 It comes in your your bedsheets comes in your hair.
02:40:21.040 Uh, so much better, much better that I don't I don't have that that that energy in here in
02:40:29.680 my house.
02:40:30.160 And I think that's that's actually great.
02:40:32.020 That's actually great.
02:40:33.700 All right.
02:40:34.080 So, yeah, I don't know.
02:40:36.240 Maybe the liver kings Christian.
02:40:40.020 Delta the perfect.
02:40:41.760 You know that feeling, right?
02:40:43.680 Oh, it is perfect.
02:40:44.860 We say, oh, it's perfect.
02:40:48.160 There's a step above that when you deliver beyond perfect.
02:40:53.520 It's exceptional.
02:40:54.760 It's exquisite, elegant.
02:40:57.760 That's I don't know what this is talking about.
02:41:00.200 I just wanted to check in with him, see how he's doing.
02:41:01.820 But by trying to destroy by doing things that weren't true, remind me to not say their names
02:41:07.420 because they don't deserve any of that.
02:41:11.420 I don't know.
02:41:15.300 I feel like it's coming to a head.
02:41:16.540 I feel like something's going to happen with the liver king, but I can't why I can't be
02:41:19.400 bothered to watch this five minute video here.
02:41:20.840 Let's go on to this.
02:41:21.800 This is very funny.
02:41:23.580 Um, and I think this is another drop in the bucket.
02:41:26.180 If the world's going to turn on Israel, this is a fascinating addition to that.
02:41:30.080 Let's see what the AF post has to say.
02:41:32.500 Let's pause this.
02:41:33.520 He says that guy's really creepy on the dude with the white make America great again hat.
02:41:38.120 Look at the other dude that's off to the other side of him.
02:41:40.640 These are all fucking, I'm not going to lie.
02:41:42.560 Like everybody who's wearing that hat, who's like balls deep in Trump, they are creepy
02:41:46.260 motherfuckers, huh?
02:41:47.540 Uh, Trump says he wasn't familiar with the word Shylock being a Jewish slur.
02:41:51.080 He thought it meant someone who lent money at an exorbitant rate, which is, you know,
02:41:55.280 true.
02:41:56.180 Uh, you view it differently than me.
02:41:57.740 This is very funny.
02:41:58.340 Mr. President, I wanted to ask you about one of the words you used during your speech,
02:42:05.280 Shylocks.
02:42:05.980 That's widely viewed as an anti-Semitic phrase.
02:42:09.380 Do you intend for that word to be used?
02:42:11.300 No, I've never heard it that way.
02:42:12.860 To me, Shylock is somebody that's a, a money lender at high rates.
02:42:17.620 I've never heard it that way.
02:42:18.920 You view it differently than me.
02:42:20.860 I've never heard that, but anything else?
02:42:28.100 That's pretty funny.
02:42:29.480 That's pretty funny.
02:42:30.260 These are all horrifying people surrounding him.
02:42:31.940 Uh, but that is pretty funny.
02:42:33.520 I mean, isn't that really what Shylock means?
02:42:36.460 I mean, you know, I know it's a Jewish slur, but that's because the Jews are the ones who
02:42:40.220 are lending the money at exorbitant rates.
02:42:42.140 And of course he knew that I'm, I'm always just looking for the tilting point, you know,
02:42:47.440 because I remember when I was saying that Donald Trump was going to turn on Israel.
02:42:53.240 And I was saying that a couple of years ago, and it wasn't because of my political prowess,
02:42:57.480 that's for sure.
02:42:58.380 Or, or my information, cause I don't have any of that.
02:43:01.700 Um, it was just this feeling that I had and you know, what it call it, what you will,
02:43:06.220 and it's a Holy spirit or whatever.
02:43:07.280 But I know in the Bible, it says that the world's going to turn on Israel.
02:43:09.500 And I know in QAnon, it says that they're saving Israel for last.
02:43:13.160 I also noticed that the sentiment surrounding the Jewish conversation had been hijacked
02:43:17.420 and inflated.
02:43:18.320 We've talked about that ad nauseum on the show.
02:43:20.760 Um, and so I was saying all things are pointing to the world, turning on the Jews.
02:43:25.920 Donald Trump is going to turn on the Jews.
02:43:27.420 People would say, how is that the case?
02:43:28.920 They've given them the silver crown.
02:43:31.240 They commissioned his face on a coin that they minted with fucking King Cyrus.
02:43:35.840 They sing super Trump and all this shit in Israel.
02:43:39.420 There are groups of rabbinic Jews that are highly invested in his lineage being potentially
02:43:45.120 that of the biblical King David.
02:43:47.140 Um, obviously, uh, integral, integrally tied into, uh, uh, uh, Israel, right?
02:43:57.500 So how is that going to happen?
02:43:58.460 How is it going to chart?
02:43:59.160 And I said, I don't fucking know.
02:44:00.340 So just give it some time, baby, which is low information.
02:44:03.680 I remember Clint, Clint Russell pushing back against that.
02:44:06.560 And I just said, fucking mark my words, you bald bitch.
02:44:09.260 It's going to happen.
02:44:10.480 And so now every time something like this happens, I go, that's another drop in the cultural
02:44:15.980 sentiment bucket.
02:44:17.840 We're very soon.
02:44:19.300 It's going to reach an all time high.
02:44:21.620 And then all it takes, even right now, all it takes is for Israel to do some shit.
02:44:27.320 But if he does some shit or if Israel, if Benjamin Netanyahu does some shit, if they, if they,
02:44:35.060 you know, if you go back to the cliff high predictions about potentially bombing a nuclear
02:44:39.020 facility in Iran and covering three fifths of the world in fallout, and then having everybody
02:44:43.560 turn on Israel, I go, that sounds like a potentiality for sure.
02:44:46.440 Right.
02:44:46.620 Um,
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02:44:59.360 .