027: NDS Chronicles - Divination
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2 hours and 45 minutes
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189.11235
Hate Speech Sentences
160
Summary
On this episode of NDSN Chronicles, we read your submitted paranormal testimony about a man who claims to have been kidnapped by the government and held captive for over 20 years. He claims that he is a member of the so-called "Nephilim Death Squad."
Transcript
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We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.
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The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely normal.
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It's like we all know what's going down, but no one's saying shit what happened to the home of the brave.
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These motherfuckers are controlling us now, and no one's talking about how they made us part of these slaves.
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And everybody's just walking around, heading to clouds, and won't awaken to a dead in the grave.
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By the end it's too late, we need to be ready to raise up.
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Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in their hands.
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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles,
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the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony.
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That is Top Lobs of the Father of Disinformation.
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And before we go forward, we got to warn you guys that if you don't pay us, you can't watch this.
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Not for at least three months, four months, five months.
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I say that after we didn't post anything to YouTube for a couple of days.
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Go to patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad.
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Anyway, patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad.
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And somewhere around the half an hour mark, we'll be going live exclusively there and
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So guys, go over there if you're watching live.
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Hold on before I say it so that way they can go and do that.
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If you're watching live, go ahead and tag David El Corbo, Top Lobster and Nephilim Death
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Squad and let them know that we're interested in talking to them.
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I did promise the people in the chat that I would call them the N word.
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I mean, you know, it's like say it to my face and that kind of shit.
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It would be like like a testing like hole in their card.
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But it's just it's just, you know, I don't think you got to fight making people bleed.
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I said before the show started, I was like, David, let's let's like behave a little bit
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And you were like, no, we're going to do what we're going to do.
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Anyway, we're going to get into some submissions because that's what this show is about.
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You know, I have to tell I have to tell the dream.
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So what happened in the dream was I was and I don't think this is to be taken at face
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I think there's something subversive under the dream.
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So so I am sneaking into a church and I it bears resemblance to the last little church
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I had to leave because there was no kids there.
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And this guy who's supposed to be guarding the front door sees me.
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He looks like the fat guy in the tank top from King of the Hill, who's one of the homies
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So he looks like just like that guy, except a living, you know, flesh, not animation.
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And and he is trying to give me the key to the door because at least if he could pass off
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the key to me, he can use that as like plausible deniability.
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It's not my fault because he was going to get reamed for letting me in.
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I'm backing away from him like, nope, don't want the key.
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And I realize when I land on the ground, I'm like, oh, this is what these guys are doing
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So I have this all of a sudden this keeps repeating in my head.
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It's what was the phrase divination in the church, divination in the church, divination
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And I was like, I don't know what you're talking about, but we have work to do.
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Yeah, you said another strange dream about divination in the church.
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And then you sent me a picture of a guy squirting sake into your mouth.
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I went to Hibachi and we can talk a little bit about that, but that'll be fast.
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Anyway, so the dream basically ends because I'm woken up.
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I get divination with divination in the church, divination in the church.
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I was hoping maybe you would know what it really I don't know what it means.
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She's having like a dream or a nightmare, possibly.
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It's the practice of seeking knowledge, guidance or insight through supernatural means or interpreting signs.
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I'm sure somebody has already told us that in the church, divination in the church.
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Knowledge through supernatural signs in the church.
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They had a bunch of them laid out on the ground.
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I know specifically that they they morphed into something.
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I'm not going to lie, but I don't think there's a lizard people.
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So common types of divination could be astrology, tarot reading, runes, scrying.
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See, that's interesting because I don't inherently know that divination and how it applies to tarot.
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But that was something that was like, boom, boom, boom, over and over and over again.
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And then I woke up and my wife was having a nightmare.
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And then but as I'm laying there in this kind of pseudo sleep state still, because I woke up to wake her up, but I was still a little bit out of it.
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And in my head is still going divination in the church, divination in the church.
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I don't think that it's because on its face, it's like, oh, somebody's doing divination in your church.
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Actually, that's not the impression that I get.
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And also, I said something to you when you said what.
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So the Asian man squirting sake into my open mouth in front of my family.
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And I say you were talking to somebody, a random stranger.
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You know, I don't like talking to strangers that you say that like that's a thing that happens.
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And I said, I am a I'm a like a media personality.
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I do a show about conspiracy through the biblical lens.
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Well, I think it was it was an effort to get like young people in.
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This guy could catch so much sake in his mouth.
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I mean, how much sake in this dude can catch his mouth.
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So so so I said, well, I mean, you know, hey, I don't know what I even said.
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And then she she was like, I need a phone number, too.
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Well, first, she was like, what's the name of your show?
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And I was like, you know, and then she handed me I'm not comfortable disclosing that.
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And then she goes, would you speak at our church?
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I was kind of getting up and doing the body language of I've got to go.
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I've had enough sake and I've got to leave now.
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And and so any who she goes, I'm going to need a phone number, too.
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My grandmother, who was a witch, her name was Betty and her mother's name was Jean.
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Maybe we'll get an email at one point and they'll say,
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She goes, oh, my God, I can't believe you're so young and you moved to the villages.
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I said, why would I be like everybody else and wait to move into this paradise, this artificial paradise?
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As a matter of fact, do I still have it pulled up?
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Yeah, yeah, but like the full version of what it is, maybe I'll show.
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calvaclade, calvaclade, if you're not getting red flags, I don't know what to tell you here.
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I thought you were going to call her an old bitch.
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She gave my son a little thing from her church.
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It's a little, you know, the little rubber Jesuses that are everywhere.
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And she goes, I'm not trying to take you away from your church, but you should come here
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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But we need to find the church as this lady goes to.
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I think that's why I'm, I'm, I'm, I was, uh, right.
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I don't think there's going to be, I don't even think she's going to hit us up.
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And then because of that interaction, I remember the other lady's name was Debbie.
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And I, and I drank some sake and I asked some questions.
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No, she just said, um, they don't do that gay shit out here, which is what I like in the
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She was like, that's why I like the charter schools because they don't do that gay shit
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And I said, yeah, I actually heard that the public school here, um, does have the middle
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If my son went to public school here, which I, now I'm like, maybe we've got to figure
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Um, and just in one person that is not on death's door.
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So apparently they don't have any kids going there.
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And so they're trying to, in other words, they're trying to suck the life force for me
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What she really meant is, do you want to engage in a life force swapping ritual where we drain
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you, you age rapidly and we remain, uh, young forever is what is what they were asking.
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They see vampire church is what they're saying.
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I mean, could be, I mean, yeah, they don't have any kids there, but that's because,
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um, nobody is, is raising their, their children in the faith anymore.
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Shit, I forgot what it was called, but it's a documentary, might be on Netflix, all about
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those schools that Kate went to, where they made her get on all fours and bark like a
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She, she was explicit about that, but I'm going to say it anyway.
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They made Kate get on all fours and bark like a dog until she sobbed.
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They kidnapped her in the night, which I do think they, they did to Kate.
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And, um, uh, uh, so I watched some, some, you know, one episode of a documentary on
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They treat them like prison when they roll them in.
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Cause I went to jail for a while and in County, they made me do this.
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And then they made me, uh, show them my asshole.
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I mean like the staff, you know, uh, to make sure that I didn't have any contraband in my
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She's probably listening to this episode right now going, Oh my God.
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We need, well, I might, if they ask, I don't know what I'll say, but maybe I'll tell them
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So, um, uh, it's much like jail where they do that to you.
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They did that to these girls in, in, um, and one of the girls was 15 and she's like,
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yeah, I had a male staff member watch me get completely naked, um, squat down and then
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So I, you know, if there was any contraband in my asshole, it would go, you know, shooting
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Like they weren't allowed to look at each other.
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They're not allowed to make eye contact with each other.
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Uh, they had to sleep on, uh, mattresses in the hallway with the fluorescent bulbs on.
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It's the same techniques they use in prison to make you submissive or, or, uh, or not prison,
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So, um, really rough to know that, uh, our very own, one of my favorite schizos in the
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Um, I don't know if she had to get naked in front of people.
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It's horrifying if she did, but, uh, live live live, live, live, or prerecorded live
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I use the a, I'm not even slinging around hard hours anymore.
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So we have one from Kate's brother who I guess, I don't know.
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And he's, he starts by saying, I'm writing a backstory since you guys read fast.
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I'm like, I don't think you fucking watch this show.
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He definitely watches the show and it's titled Kate's brother, spicy robo trip.
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He got wrapped up in heavy machinery over in China.
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It says, uh, Oh, I just see this bitch signed in.
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She's not getting, she's not getting paid anymore.
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It says I'm, I'm writing a backstory since you guys read fast.
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Had gotten kicked out of my parents' house for being out all night at a rave.
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If you can call it that it's a small town with barely a scene.
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So he got kicked out for not even a, uh, you know, a proper rave.
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Let me join the chat so that Nancy, she says, here's Nancy.
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Um, the drugs we were, I was doing actually all completely legal.
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So it was hard for me to understand what doing them, uh, why doing them was a problem.
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And the only money I would make was from donating plasma.
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Luckily, I had a few degenerate friends to trip out with, uh, to mask the brutal reality
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I just never had the wherewithal to donate plasma.
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Um, but few jobs paid enough to afford an apartment in the area anyway.
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So there was no real motivation to even get a job.
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We all spent a few hours or I'm sorry, a few months primarily doing dextromethorphan, uh,
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Now it's not the main ingredient in Robitussin.
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That was, that was what you would robo trip off of.
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This is where, yeah, they, they would, uh, put this stuff behind, uh, like a plastic after
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Um, cause the formula has changed substantially since, since that day.
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So white people, robo trip, black people leaned, right?
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And I remember robo tripping with my friends, uh, me and my friends, we went to CVS.
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We stole a bunch of whatever, you know, Robitussin, Tussin.
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And then we walked around at night and we robo tripped.
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Agatha says robo tripping two out of 10 would not recommend.
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I mean, uh, triple, I actually, no, I don't think I ever did triple C's.
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Um, uh, I did do ambient and Adderall once, which was fun because it was like the Adderall
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demands that you stay awake, but the ambient demands that you go to sleep.
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And then what that does is it just puts you in the, in between realm, uh, in, in waking
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So we would get it in pill form from the Coricidane, Coricidane, Coricidane, cold and cough triple
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Um, these are not good to take though, because they have an extra drug in them.
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Just throwing that out there for anybody listening.
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I would hope that anybody listening knows not to fucking do, but why is extra drugs
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I mean, if anything, it's more bang for your buck.
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No, you pay some money, you get a little extra antihistamine in there.
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Um, there was even, you know who Chris DiStefano used to have this really funny joke about, uh,
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drinking wine and getting an antihistamine in them and sucking a bunch of cock.
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Um, but at the time it was very funny for me to, for me to hear a little antihistamine
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Um, there was even family dollar cold and cough, which was the same thing, just a dollar instead
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Life hack money didn't really matter though, because money really didn't matter though,
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because we were just steel, uh, if we didn't have the money, that's right.
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Um, the ladies at family dollar thought it was funny because we were buying so much sometimes
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Like, you know, you're on your, your, your robo tripping.
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And, and he said there wasn't really a big rave scene.
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It's a classic and super fun way to get into flow.
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Also, it said when they're doing all this shit with the gloves on.
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So, so, uh, where, where, where, where the fuck were, um, glow sticks.
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So we could do POI and we're curious as to what it made us feel like the spice we would
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The spice it's been a while since we, this guy's a spice boy.
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And, uh, but he's, he's outdoing them because now he's robo trip and he's a spicy robot.
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I just got like a goo coming out of my left eye.
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So whenever I smell pomegranate now, it trips me out a little bit.
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I don't know what synthetic cannabinoid, uh, was sprayed on it.
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I wanted to find out because at the time you could order tons of the powder for super cheap
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online legally, but there was at least 50 different chemicals being sold at the time.
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Well, the JWH was the compound, uh, and that's the name of the, the abbreviation and the name
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And then I guess there's some variations AM2201.
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If you took just a couple of hits, I had been smoking it before bed every night for a couple
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So you're just like fucking doing low level raves, which is just robo tripping and glow
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And you're smoking spice every night before bed.
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That's why, that's why you're a one arm fucking robo tripper.
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Now that's, I mean, when my mom kicked me out, I never held any, any, cause my mom was
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like, you're going to either get a job, get a, go back to school or get the fuck out,
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And being the unreasonable man that I am, uh, or was, I'm a very reasonable man now.
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Uh, Steven, uh, I, I chose get out, which was retarded.
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It was an almost psychedelic stimulating headspace, uh, for about 20 minutes.
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And then it would leave me tired and I would get the munchies and eat tons of peanut butter.
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Uh, we were at my friend Elaine, Alaina's house.
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Oh, by the way, my stepmother, her name is Elena and she is a witch.
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She's the one that put the panties in my dad's cup.
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I think that's why when we moved into the new apartment, we were beset upon by like every
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But she she hated us and she would in front of us, she would whisper to little paper effigies
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and then set them on fire on the ground outside in front of us.
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And and my dad has casually said to me before, like, oh, yeah, you know, she does fucking she
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does like her spells and stuff like that to try to help us.
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But I help us to kind of help us, which like my dad is not ever been successful at all.
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He's just just constantly above dumpster meals.
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Like also diving in dumpsters, looking for meals.
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Whatever the step above homeless is, he's that.
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But it's just funny because now there's such an obvious wedge between he and I and and he
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can't seem to reconcile it and he can't seem to figure out like how he's done wrong and
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And now I'm like, oh, my God, yeah, I can't even risk communicating with him because of
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So that just reminded me and it's spelled in a reasonable way.
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So we were at my friend Elena's house one night sitting out by her pool,
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tripping on DXM to be confused with DMX and started to smoke spice.
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I was having a conversation with Elena and she just went silent and was staring straight
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I said, Elena, Elena, Elena, Elena overreacting because I had just smoked too.
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She wasn't hearing me and I picked her up and carried her inside and she just stayed in
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Once inside, she continued to be in what looked like a hypnotic trance.
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She would momentarily come out of it and her eyes were wide and as they looked around
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were jittering, but then she would fall back into the trance again.
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And my other friends were like, nah, chill, don't do that.
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That's a big buzzkill when somebody gets fucked up and your friends are like, I got to call
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9-1-1 and you're like, that's going to really ruin the vibe if you do that.
00:36:18.060
She said that outside by the pool, she left her body and was flying through the stars.
00:36:26.540
The rest of the night, she kept saying she wanted to go back.
00:36:34.700
I learned that she was holding the smoke in for as long as she could to achieve this effect.
00:36:45.520
So a couple of nights later, we were out at our friend Tommy's house, uh, spelled in a
00:36:51.900
And we couldn't go inside though, because his dad was sleeping.
00:36:56.280
So me and Elena and Aaron were sitting on the side of his house.
00:37:02.240
And I told them that I wanted to have the same experience as Elena the other night.
00:37:16.240
That seems like a lot of triple C's, doesn't it?
00:37:20.100
Um, yeah, I don't know if that is like going to be overdosed.
00:37:23.380
Well, next, the next sentence, I instantly blackout.
00:37:33.440
I was told, I said, I'm on the edge of insanity.
00:37:37.500
Hey, Elena and Aaron, both jokingly said, jump, jump.
00:37:44.960
I shot up and ran around the other side of the house to the front.
00:37:48.820
Aaron ran after me, wondering what the fuck I was doing and probably wondering if I was
00:37:53.040
He yelled at me and I turned and ran straight towards him, lunging at him, flying through
00:37:59.120
the air, but did a front summer fall salt flip and landed on my back.
00:38:05.940
Some, uh, somebody across the street asked if I was okay.
00:38:10.960
Then I started rolling around on the ground while screaming, Elena, John, heroin.
00:38:20.280
You're trying to run cover for your boy and he's just, he's screaming the drug you guys
00:38:28.640
Um, so he's screaming, Elena, John, heroin over and over.
00:38:32.900
I think I was trying to hold on to some shred of reality.
00:38:35.800
So the thought of Elena's brother who was addicted to heroin for some reason was the only
00:38:40.480
thing keeping me from being gone forever or something.
00:38:47.520
Uh, do you, do you want to pick it up from here?
00:38:50.040
I then went inside and started throwing chairs and other things, still yelling the same things
00:38:57.060
So this girl just kind of just blanked out and stood completely still.
00:39:02.500
He tried to do the same technique to get where she was, but, um, you know, you probably got
00:39:06.360
to figure out the dosage and I don't know if she took 16 triple C's.
00:39:10.500
My awareness clicked back on and I was sitting in the front yard, all scraped up with everyone
00:39:23.600
I walked to another friend's house right after I clicked back on and was sitting outside with
00:39:28.580
her smoking cigarettes when her mom comes out lightly crying because she just had a horrific
00:39:35.680
I wonder if somehow whatever fuck with me fucked with her, uh, going back to when I smoked,
00:39:42.900
what happened from my perspective is I took the hit.
00:39:46.060
And next thing I know, I'm watching myself from above the house.
00:39:52.820
I see myself running around the corner of the house over and over again.
00:39:57.920
Like when you're scrolling Facebook and get the real, get to the real section.
00:40:01.680
The first one is just, uh, one second on repeat.
00:40:06.880
So this is what he's seeing himself doing as he's actually doing.
00:40:10.600
Because he wanted to get to this, you know, he said that she was, Alaina was flying or
00:40:16.240
at least that's what she was claiming through the stars.
00:40:19.280
And I guess he, he achieved something of it because he's looking at a top down version
00:40:26.200
Um, and he's watching it on repeat, by the way, that whole Facebook thing, when you
00:40:29.720
scroll past the real and it just only plays like a second and a half of it.
00:40:37.780
It makes me not only not want to click on the real, but it also makes me want to be like,
00:40:41.160
fuck like meta and their whole team, which it is a terrible app because my wife got her
00:40:48.740
Um, we all reported that account as many times as we possibly could.
00:40:54.760
She's still hacked and still trying to scam everybody she can, or, you know, not my wife,
00:41:02.460
They actually block her from making a new account saying that she is running a scam because,
00:41:08.780
you know, I'm like, dude, then there's simply nothing you can do about it.
00:41:13.480
Meta is one of the worst fucking organizations on earth.
00:41:18.380
It's crazy that they run a social media empire, but they are horrible like that.
00:41:23.580
So I see myself running around the corner and let me see, uh, this was accompanied with
00:41:31.380
I was filled with immense dread and regret thinking that I truly fucked up and that this
00:41:37.100
was one, a one second clip of me running around the side of the house while listening to the
00:41:43.560
The next thing I know, I'm looking up at an unchanging face that looks like some Aztec
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Let's, uh, paste that and see if we can get, oh, okay.
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The entire background was crazy patterns and colors that I can't describe.
00:43:09.060
This is my friend's dad that was holding me down.
00:43:22.100
And he's seeing that face with this wild background.
00:43:28.920
Um, there's probably only a handful of retards that have ever combined.
00:43:32.900
These two chemicals, synthetic cannabinoids were never meant for a human consumption.
00:43:40.940
Uh, where there are entities just waiting to hijack someone's consciousness and cause all
00:43:48.660
So here's another couple of stories a year or so later.
00:43:53.140
There was a different spice blend because I didn't learn my lesson the first time called
00:44:01.820
This stuff seemed to be more along the lines of what your other listeners were describing.
00:44:06.700
Me and some different friends brought some and started smoking it on the walk back to
00:44:12.260
Oh, this is the one that would like have people literally seeing demons.
00:44:27.660
I mean, but then that would imply he's a lizard, which isn't cool.
00:44:41.340
I took one hit and was instantly suspicious of my friends for no reason and had to get
00:44:49.260
So I, I started power walking away from them saying I was going a different way.
00:44:54.100
I think I told them I was going to get some vodka, which I ended up doing, but after they
00:44:59.000
were already out of sight, I couldn't help but walk with my head turned sideways toward the
00:45:02.840
street so I could see behind me on the sidewalk as well as in front of me.
00:45:07.960
So he's just walking like this, like with his peripheral, but just like making, just
00:45:13.100
That is a crazy, I've seen like, like homeless people do that shit.
00:45:19.220
I remember one time my neighbor across the hallway asked me if I can come into her apartment
00:45:26.960
And I went in there and I'm like, so where's the problem?
00:45:29.780
And as soon as I walk in, she shuts the door behind me and then she runs over to her
00:45:33.900
sofa, stands on it and, and parts the fucking, uh, what would you call it?
00:45:38.300
The blinds and starts peeking through just manically looking around outside through the
00:45:43.940
And I'm like, so, uh, is it, does it smell like electrical?
00:45:49.860
And she's just not responding to any of these things.
00:45:52.160
And then she starts muttering about, um, these fucking Asians, these fucking, these Asians
00:46:07.500
And she just keeps going back and forth about these fucking Asians are watching me.
00:46:12.460
And I start like just kind of backing away towards the door.
00:46:20.320
One of the few black schizophrenics I've ever had the pleasure.
00:46:26.780
They're like the people from, uh, like the dude from 28 days later.
00:46:33.040
And, um, and I, I, I definitely was feeling like shit, I'm going to get stabbed, you know,
00:46:47.240
Have you ever seen that meme of the 28 days later where they say, I, I'll never like,
00:46:51.240
it always bothers me because I'll never know if the, like the black zombie, black dude
00:46:58.340
Cause he had like red eyes and was aggressive and you're like, yeah, I mean, yeah, I don't
00:47:03.680
Apparently real mixed, uh, reviews on the new one.
00:47:27.000
Um, after they were already out of sight, I couldn't help but walk.
00:47:34.100
It would have been hilarious if someone came and attacked me from the, the yard since I
00:47:42.700
I eventually got back to my friend's house and began drinking, thinking that the alcohol
00:47:56.460
That's like when you have a grease fire and you're like, surely water will help.
00:48:05.160
He says, I took, I took a hit, a few hits and blacked out.
00:48:08.240
I was told I was running around screaming nonsense.
00:48:16.420
We might've also been doing triple C's that night and he was laying in bed and both his
00:48:27.380
Oh, like if you were to do Spider-Man wrists towards the ground.
00:48:32.720
His eyes were closed, but they were moving a bunch like he was dreaming.
00:48:40.340
So I thought it was fine and I just left him there.
00:48:42.820
I told his girlfriend he should go to the hospital, but she said he was fine.
00:48:57.560
We got back to the roots of this show, which is people spice, spice, doing drugs, uh, different,
00:49:04.660
various chemical cocktails and seeing ancient entities and deities.
00:49:10.240
It was a familiar trip down memory road, despite that it was, uh, new information.
00:49:20.580
Um, but now I think it's time to get rid of the pool before we do.
00:49:25.080
And then when the song's done, we kick the pores out.
00:49:42.580
Underneath the desert skies, a secret lies in sand.
00:49:53.700
Steve Wilcox, you took it and you know it's true.
00:50:21.420
The laws ride with honor, but you broke the code.
00:50:25.560
You're hiding in the shadows on a lonesome road.
00:51:15.180
Your eyes are crumbling like dust in your hand.
00:52:02.740
Your eyes are crumbling like dust in your hand.
00:52:54.940
No, I think, I think Nancy's confusing Milhouse for, uh, for Chuck, who was, who was, uh,
00:53:00.120
quite, uh, quite drunk, but we've since talked to Chuck and he's a wonderful man and
00:53:03.860
everything is fine and so there's nothing to be upset about, um, but only we're allowed
00:53:24.260
Anyway, guys, goodbye to the poors, you disgusting poors.
00:53:26.700
If you want to be like Nancy in Milhouse and, and make it all about you and fight in
00:53:30.800
our chat, well, you could do that over on patreon.com backslash nephalundesquad.
00:53:33.860
Otherwise, we're getting away from you filthy, filthy poors.
00:53:42.440
You're going to, and if you don't like it, we keep your mouth shut about it.
00:53:45.800
As, uh, Alex, the red-coated Jew says, uh, why don't we keep that shit to ourselves?
00:54:01.780
I am excited about this one because, uh, oh, speaking of vaccinations, did you see what
00:54:08.680
We're walking through the villages yesterday and, um, we're making fun of my son because
00:54:12.720
he, he showed up, I think to your house and he's like, look what I got.
00:54:22.440
She's like, uh, looks like we're going to have to get him vaccinated for all the gross
00:54:30.520
And he goes, Hey, at least I'll be able to talk to my friends from far away.
00:54:39.680
Actually, I'll show you guys a picture of this is, this is real in my house.
00:54:56.020
They kind of like looked at me and they were like, we're almost done.
00:55:02.500
If you were just dicking down your wife and, uh, and a giant came and ripped the roof off
00:55:07.700
your house and you looked up and you said, do it.
00:55:10.380
And you just kept fucking kept making babies, dude.
00:55:15.220
I was like, this is the craziest thing I've ever seen.
00:55:50.880
It looks like, yeah, it looks like this whole part is like one big chunk.
00:55:54.660
And then, you know, and then it, so this is, this is, uh, it says, Aloha fellow retard.
00:56:18.580
And then he did the space and just like completely like this looks like just thought vomit.
00:56:29.700
So, so Nancy's really hit us with the, uh, with the footnotes at the bottom.
00:56:34.780
So this is not actually, this is not very long at all.
00:56:38.160
This is actually one big run on sentence and, uh, and, uh, it takes two pages.
00:56:44.980
So, uh, it says, and yes, there's no periods in this so far that I've seen.
00:57:00.000
That's not a, he made that up because he knew he would dox him.
00:57:07.620
Cause I'm going to read these things from left to right.
00:57:18.440
So he says, uh, you can say my name out loud because at the end of the day, you won't
00:57:28.520
I know what Raven saw in the woods when he was a kid.
00:57:32.160
Just a quick, uh, reminder for those of you who don't know, when I was a child, I saw what
00:57:36.640
I thought was a naked black baby, um, really hauling ass through the tall grass right past
00:57:42.400
me and my buddy, uh, when we were in, in, in a patch of a small patch of woods in my town
00:57:52.100
And so there was tall grass, um, that we would stomp paths through.
00:57:56.520
We would lay it flat with our feet and make like a maze of, of trails through it.
00:58:00.120
This is before we realized that all of those bugs that were in them would just end up all
00:58:04.820
over our bodies so that we did also discover that one day.
00:58:08.560
Um, but yeah, so a little naked black boy and it was really fast.
00:58:12.340
So he says, uh, uh, uh, uh, I know what he saw in the woods when he was a kid.
00:58:17.380
I won't tell you now I'll tell you, well, not now, I don't know when I'll tell you.
00:58:26.200
Uh, don't be disgusted for what I'm about to tell you.
00:58:33.380
We just don't like it, but it's not disgusting.
00:58:58.340
I don't know what that is, but it seems we have a footnote for it.
00:59:04.320
She says, uh, the seventh day Adventist church is a main.
00:59:13.500
Uh, the seventh day Adventist church is a mainstream Protestant church with approximately 20 million
00:59:19.660
members worldwide, which includes more than 1.2 million member member in America member
00:59:27.240
1863, the seventh day Adventist church has its doctrinal root in the Advent awakening movement
00:59:34.000
Hundreds of thousands of Christians became convinced from their study of fucking ow Bible.
00:59:40.840
Uh, I just ripped a bunch of hair out of my thigh accidentally.
00:59:47.620
Well, there was, um, something stuck in, in my, uh, thigh hair and I tried to rip it out.
00:59:53.060
And of course, you know, thigh hair came with it a little bit of sperm, a little bit of
00:59:58.080
Um, so, so, so this is all based off of, uh, people in the 1840s being convinced that
01:00:05.720
Christ would soon return as soon is really, um, uh, subjective, isn't it?
01:00:11.280
Uh, yeah, they were saying that at the church this Sunday.
01:00:19.220
Well, this reawakening of the neglected biblical belief occurred in many countries with a major
01:00:31.480
The only thing that sets them apart is that they think Christ is going to return soon.
01:00:38.940
And, and around that time, by the way, 1863, uh, only a few years later, did the Jehovah
01:00:47.080
Witnesses start predicting that the end was nigh.
01:00:55.720
That's, that's like really, cause you know, you look at like all the various denominations
01:00:59.640
and you think that they deviate in like something scripture based.
01:01:03.680
And I guess that it would be based in scripture, but it's like, that's not much of a deviation.
01:01:09.400
There's got to be more deviations than just that.
01:01:13.240
That's how, that's how Bron says in seven days is what he's coming back.
01:01:19.420
Nobody has a, uh, no, they keep the Sabbath Saturday is the seventh day.
01:01:26.180
When you sing the song, sing the song about the days of the week.
01:01:32.940
So if Sunday's the first, um, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
01:01:39.160
Sunday, the dead are unconscious in soul sleep.
01:01:42.620
That's what they think until resurrection, no eternal torment in hell.
01:01:50.260
So they believe some other stuff, something about diet.
01:02:04.620
So the seventh day adventure is not currently practicing the religion, but I did find God
01:02:10.360
I have been in a shadow figure, but I have been a shadow figure to your podcast.
01:02:17.020
Ah, he's here only there when we look at you, but to this show, um, I have been lurking in
01:02:29.660
I want to shout out, shout out you guys that are never right.
01:02:42.540
If you do like the show, uh, like subscribe, all that other stuff that Tim pool says, but
01:02:55.540
The people that listen to the podcast, you guys are based.
01:02:59.500
You're listening private in your headphones as you like walk through earth and you're seeing
01:03:03.880
people and you're hearing us talking in your ears.
01:03:08.180
I know it takes a lot, but go ahead and say something.
01:03:13.740
As long as it's five stars, don't bother giving us, if you're going to give us anything less
01:03:16.760
than five stars, I don't want you to give us anything.
01:03:21.520
Cause that really, uh, that will make our show go away forever.
01:03:24.800
It's crazy how bad the, that one bad rating fucks the algorithm.
01:03:28.140
Also, you know, we have a tendency to piss off everybody and a lot of those people, uh,
01:03:34.540
will make more of an effort to rate our show than our own listeners will.
01:03:41.380
There's a lot of people that will like, if they don't like what we said, um, one for
01:03:46.200
one thing, they will go out of their way to try to sabotage us and derail us.
01:03:51.200
But the people that do like what we say, you guys just stay quiet.
01:03:54.520
We give you stuff, you take it, then you go, give back a little bit.
01:04:00.920
Let me see what our rating, I want to see what our rating on Apple podcast is.
01:04:04.000
We're actually number three on the science podcast on Spreaker, which is pretty cool.
01:04:10.440
So we have 330 reviews, Illuminati confirmed on Apple podcast.
01:04:29.360
I was like, you guys quote tweeted me, uh, when you reach 3.3 million followers, suspicious,
01:04:39.760
This is really, let's, let's plow through this really quickly.
01:04:45.820
We got a, we got a, uh, a fucking, uh, a review this Friday on Apple podcast.
01:04:50.960
It's one star from one, three, one, one, William.
01:05:00.200
They do not go deeper than they believe everything.
01:05:02.600
Ed Mabry says as about his white Jesus that he loves so much.
01:05:08.160
He just reached in the Bible and there's no way to prove that it hasn't been manipulated.
01:05:13.680
They question most thing, but not their religion.
01:05:20.280
There's kind of some weird periods here and there.
01:05:22.380
I use to listen to them, but got tired of their cult mindset or pushing Christian when
01:05:34.380
Then these Nephilim clowns do not do any research and assume things.
01:05:39.380
This podcast is just stupid entertainment and all they're trying to do is make a buck off
01:05:45.520
you because this is the only way to feed their family.
01:05:51.000
If not, just listen for free and do not take anything seriously from this podcast because
01:05:56.080
these Nephilim clowns are about making money and clowning their audience.
01:06:00.820
Top jerk off is a complete jackass and calls people retarded.
01:06:15.080
They are grifting Jesus and Christianity, but also cursing and bring disrespectful to their
01:06:26.100
Is this mailing or whatever from fucking Twitter?
01:06:33.420
They love stupiders who robbed his audience from a meme coin Jew proof.
01:06:40.280
He had a big audience before, before he robbed them.
01:06:44.900
These dude are always against people who do not love Jesus.
01:06:59.220
But my point is, guys, these are a lot of what he said.
01:07:04.500
We we can't feed our families without the show.
01:07:09.060
We are grifting retards, I suppose, depending on your definition of grift.
01:07:28.420
We don't like people who don't believe in Jesus.
01:07:32.460
That's why we that's why I had to kick Clint off of the Bohemian Grove and Tower Gang.
01:07:37.100
Anyway, yeah, that's why that's why I sabotage Tower Gang, because I said these half these
01:07:49.260
But this is this is a testament to why you guys should go leave well-written reviews
01:07:59.560
These are the people, though, that will actually go out of their way to write something about
01:08:03.980
The people that watch it don't go out of their way very often to write anything about
01:08:11.240
But every episode altogether from from YouTube and everything is over 10,000, over 10,000
01:08:17.960
from YouTube, from Rumble and from our audio, which is where the bulk of everything is
01:08:28.480
No, I'm talking about per month after it after it sits for a while.
01:08:32.380
Then the episodes get get a lot bigger than that.
01:08:35.160
But in the first month, one episode will do about 10K all in.
01:08:39.900
And and we got 330 reviews and and people like William who fucking talk about top jerk off.
01:08:46.360
Those are the people that anyway, guys, let's get back to the Yandro.
01:08:51.580
He says he's a disgusting Cuban from Miami who's raised Seventh Day Adventist.
01:09:03.380
Welcome to Top Lobster dot com, the ultimate middle finger to people who hate you anyway.
01:09:09.320
Do you want to turn their mild annoyance into a full blown meltdown?
01:09:15.180
I'm talking about offensive off the page comments that scream.
01:09:22.800
I'd apologize, but I don't think you'd believe me.
01:09:39.500
And we live in that sweet spot where your style and your words hit like a sledgehammer
01:09:46.740
So why play it safe when you can blow it up entirely?
01:09:49.800
If you're too retarded to stop and you're too real to worry about being liked by everybody,
01:10:03.280
Because if they hate you already, you might as well give them something spectacular to complain about.
01:10:11.980
Before you did the interview with Dustin Nemos.
01:10:20.560
I was planning to do to go do Bro Grove, but I couldn't go because my wife.
01:10:29.900
There's a lot of bad spiritual energy that comes with that.
01:10:32.440
Guys, I just put in the chat our Spreaker thing.
01:10:36.700
Go ahead and give us a rating on Spreaker or wherever you listen.
01:10:42.760
I mean, you guys, you know, we're having a great time either way.
01:10:47.320
The problem is all that I'm saying is that we could be doing better.
01:10:54.140
No, no, it's it's people like that, that like everybody.
01:10:58.820
But then if you're not constantly in somebody's face, they're not going to see it.
01:11:05.860
But reviews like that will not like allow it not.
01:11:12.900
But like the the systems that push our stuff will think that people don't want to see it.
01:11:22.980
And they are hijacking it by being fucking Karen's.
01:11:26.820
And you guys are going to pay because if you actually do want to see this stuff or listen
01:11:32.080
to it, you're not going to it's just not going to be presented to you.
01:11:46.720
She is currently pregnant and she really wanted to go.
01:11:49.560
Oh, that's such a cool reason to not because not because she was a bitch,
01:11:57.680
God bless you and your wife and your many children.
01:12:06.920
We currently live in central Florida and I didn't want to be an asshole and go by
01:12:15.000
You guys can also watch it on Patreon for $10, but I'm talking to the Patreon right
01:12:21.780
But I also I always felt that I was special, but that kind of feeling every human being
01:12:29.100
And I realized as I got older, OK, he realized that every other human being has that as he
01:12:34.400
But I do have a kind of ability God gave me and I still don't know how to use it like
01:12:39.420
Raven's dream that God gives him and top's ability to overcome situations and finding
01:12:44.340
the right time in the right moment to do things the way God shows him how to do it.
01:12:50.600
You guys talk about the that most of our thoughts are not our own.
01:12:58.080
I knew that for a very long time and more like a thought for me felt like somebody talking
01:13:04.460
For example, I am driving and I have a thought about I have a thought, but more like someone
01:13:13.240
And I slow down and 10 seconds after there's a police car with a speed gun checking the
01:13:22.460
One time I was burning a pile of wood and trash in front of my house.
01:13:39.160
I was store manager in a big retail store in Miami Beach.
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She's like, oh, yeah, you're going to need to know what that is.
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She put it in red for an audience that doesn't know what a Montessori teacher is.
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So now it's on him if he wants to explain what it is.
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And if he doesn't shame on him, this guy knows he gets it.
01:14:11.120
Our kids are homeschooled and we had opened a small school, a lot of money and time invested.
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I quit my job because the media was scaring us.
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But God uses everything for the good of his kids.
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Our kids are still homeschooling and we still have plans to open up a school.
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He was burning a pile of wood and trash and he heard a voice in his head say,
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And I quickly got in and closed the door and not two seconds had passed and a can of paint
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And like a projectile hit the front door where I was standing and made a dent in the metal
01:15:06.100
I have so many more examples, but maybe in another email, because this email is to tell
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Very good with the, that's the Holy Spirit dog.
01:15:22.120
I wonder if you come to, because we were thinking about doing more local events, like a smaller
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ones, but just shows where we, we do stuff in, uh, central Florida at the joke joint.
01:15:34.520
Uh, maybe we have somebody come out, interview them and, uh, do a little thing.
01:15:40.280
So if people are like local to us, cause I don't, we don't know how much of our listener
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base is even local, but, uh, yeah, if you are that, if that interests you, that might
01:15:49.120
be kind of cool with the tickets would be pretty cheap, just a little night out, something
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And, uh, yeah, what we would do, we would stand on a stage and we'd go.
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And we, you know, kind of see, we figure something out nice for you guys.
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Uh, I don't know that leave a review and let us know.
01:16:10.720
Leave a review and then tell us, uh, what we should do.
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If you have a VPN, turn it on to see if I'm full of it.
01:16:22.700
People have been complaining about, uh, the ads on the show.
01:16:26.020
Not that there's too many of them, but specifically that they're like about fucked up.
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Ah, there's been something in my eye for this entire episode.
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So this email is to tell you what Raven saw, but before that more of my own crap to tell
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He goes, I have seen those NJ lights that people called drones.
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I have seen that eight to 10 years ago over Miami.
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My wife was with me at the time and, uh, kind of like Raven's aunt saw that aircraft, uh,
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Me and my wife, that was, uh, that was top's aunt, wasn't it?
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We just looked at each other and said, do you see that?
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We continue driving as if we hadn't seen anything out of the ordinary, like seeing a nice car
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and saying nice car and keep, and just kept driving.
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Uh, recently I saw a light in the sky with the side of the eye.
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Uh, but when you look at it, you can't, you can see other lights following the first
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But when you focus, the other lights disappear and you can only see, uh, when you focus on
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That sounds, I wonder if that's a, uh, uh, fucking Starlink.
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Um, so he goes, it's hard to explain, explain like me.
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So I can tell you the same way God shows miracles to his kids and we can say that was God, the
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devil, the adversary, the powers of darkness can do the same.
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They show the kid, uh, the kids who want to follow them miracles as well.
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I can tell you there is not one devil, uh, one Satan.
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They are regarded in high standards in Santaria.
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Because the Catholic church and the Yoruba mixed religion, religion mixed.
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And they use words from one religion to explain the other.
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The Yoruba people who inhabit a significant part of West Africa, including Nigeria, have
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been practicing their unique set of religious customs for centuries.
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Yoruba religion is a blend of indigenous beliefs, myths, legends, proverbs, and songs, all
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influenced by the cultural and social context of Western portion of Africa.
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Uh, they hold beliefs at all that people experience Ayanmo, which is a destiny or fate.
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As a part of this, this is the expectation that everyone will eventually achieve the state
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of Olun, Olodumari, which is becoming one with a divine creator who is the source of all energy.
01:19:44.600
In the Yoruba religion and belief system, life and death is an ongoing cycle of existence.
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Also, they're talking about, uh, re, reincarnation.
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The physical realm as spiritual, uh, as a spirit gradually moves towards transcendence.
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So the Yoruba people are, are a pagan retarded.
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So they call this fallen angels that act like gods and at the same time call themselves saints.
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It's fallen angels that act like gods, but are calling themselves saints.
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So they are masquerading as not only gods, but with the name saints as a shield to show
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Uh, in this religion, you can see miracles and unexplainable phenomenon that make people
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That's like, you know, obviously these other things you can experience supernatural moments
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and just by virtue of being supernatural and being amazing.
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And, uh, and yeah, that's, that's a lot of the issue that I have with, uh, um, uh, Catholicism.
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In fact, today, uh, Emily Parecca, I think she told me to hang it up.
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She, she told me to hang it up because, um, I'm not baptized, which, you know, not that
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She said, cause I said something about, you know, don't follow the theater that's happening.
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Follow Jesus Christ, the narrow path, the way, the truth, and the life.
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Um, so I don't know, maybe she disagrees with what I said, but.
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You know, um, uh, uh, uh, I, my church is apparently doing baptism in two weeks.
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Although I would like to be baptized by, uh, specifically pastor Rick.
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Um, at top things, I need to get baptized in a, in a, in, in running water.
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I don't know if the pool in the church is good enough for that.
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Um, but, but dammit, I forgot where, where I was going with this.
01:21:53.340
Oh, oh, but, but she's always telling me to, to go to mass, uh, uh, her and, and, uh,
01:21:58.160
another fan of the show, John, uh, who's a really cool guy.
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Um, uh, you know, whatever that, and, and I go, well, why don't say anything?
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I just leave him alone because, you know, I'm not going to argue with people, but I
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don't want to go to, I'm not going to be Catholic because it seems pretty explicit that the way
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Um, all the research that we've done here has only affirmed that idea to me.
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And so I feel like my focus should be on God, the father and Jesus Christ.
01:22:29.920
And now I'm understanding the part, the part that the Holy spirit plays in all this.
01:22:33.900
Um, I don't think that, that I need, uh, saints and angels.
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In fact, veneration and worship of, of angels is what caused part of them to fall.
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And then you look at this and it's like, yeah, they were actually able to hide their deities
01:22:56.300
Uh, it seems to kind of affirm, you know, another concern that I have with, with Catholicism.
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And then of course the, the upper echelons of it, like the Pope and shit like that.
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And the Vatican, it's like, well, there's a, it seems to be a lot wrong there.
01:23:10.220
But, uh, uh, yeah, this is constantly something I'm being petitioned to, to do.
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And I don't think I'm going to end up doing that.
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Um, but like we know the devil asks from you more than what he gives.
01:23:24.860
Most of the time, what he gives is death and destruction decorated with ribbons and good
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For example, one thing that she saw and heard was somebody speaking in tongues.
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So for you, Raven and top, be careful when you hear and see a pastor that speaks in tongues
01:23:43.900
because they say in church, we speak in tongues because it is an angelic language.
01:23:49.900
And Paul talks about the fallen ones are angels as well.
01:23:54.500
And they know that language and maybe they taught their children, the Nephilim, that language
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seems, seems like that would be the case, right?
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That's where you get all the speculation about, uh, ancient Enochian.
01:24:03.880
And yeah, I mean, well, I used to go to a church where they would sometimes speak in tongues
01:24:08.500
and somebody had said, uh, unless it's followed up with a translation to ignore it.
01:24:16.340
That was a, that was the thing that I remember being told and I've seen it translated.
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I've seen somebody speak in tongues on that side of the church.
01:24:24.780
And then somebody on the other side of the church translated immediately.
01:24:28.560
Um, I've seen people speak in tongues and then right after translate what they said.
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And most of the time it's just like, you know, praise God, that kind of stuff.
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But, uh, sometimes it's like prophetic, uh, well, I don't even want to repeat it.
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Cause it's like, uh, it's, what did they tell me?
01:24:45.840
It was, if you repeat what it sounds like, it's, uh, uh, like blasphemy.
01:24:55.840
Handalabashura, handalabashura, like, like that kind of stuff.
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Do you remember that, um, Cat Williams bit where he's like,
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shovel a Honda, sugar a Honda, shut about a Honda.
01:25:10.780
When, when I was at this church, um, there was one guy, uh, this Sunday that, that he,
01:25:16.360
I saw him, he get up, he, he, he moved to the front and then he started to do that a
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I was like, this nigga's making noises over there.
01:25:35.460
But, uh, as far as the church and the pastor and the sermon that he's giving and the scripture
01:25:40.800
that he's reading, I'm like, based, based, based, all of this seems, you know, it's,
01:25:45.480
There's a lot, always, there's always a lot going on in the church.
01:25:50.160
The pastor is doing one thing and most of the congregation is doing another thing.
01:25:58.340
I used to have, there was, it used to be a person in the, um, in the congregation that
01:26:03.640
Like in between, like as the pastor's preaching, they just laugh.
01:26:14.360
I don't know if they just had an issue, but like everyone's doing some weird shit in a
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It's like a hospital where sick people go not saying that we're fine, but, uh, that's
01:26:27.760
So, well, what I do, I know something that I do that's weird, which is I do not engage
01:26:33.500
in the hands or the swaying, but that doesn't mean that I'm not into it.
01:26:39.640
I'm I, I, on the wall, there's a big teleprompter with all the lyrics.
01:26:43.680
So not only is the lyrics for the songs playing, but also when the pastor prepares the
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I'm listening to what he's saying and I'm reading the scripture and I'm thinking about
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And when they're singing the songs, I'm listening to the song.
01:27:05.580
I'm not doing any of that shit, but I am reading the lyrics and I'm thinking like, does this
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And that doesn't mean that I'm not enjoying it.
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Um, that doesn't mean that I'm not enjoying it, but I don't do any of the swaying or anything
01:27:26.220
They asked me like, Oh, go ahead and raise your right hand.
01:27:30.220
Sometimes I like, like, if you do it, I'll do a fucking, I'll do that.
01:27:33.640
If you tell me to do that, we give him power like to Goku or something like that.
01:27:36.740
Would it, that's what I think about every time, every time I go, is this like a spirit
01:27:47.760
Well, Angie says your left hand's cursed or something like that.
01:27:54.100
She's now, she's, she's falling asleep on my lap.
01:27:57.360
Okay, let's, uh, let's continue on the thing here.
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So be careful when you go to church or the things you listen to here.
01:28:14.880
Like Paul said, if someone speaks in tongues and no one is there to interpret, this is why
01:28:23.060
Paul talks about the fallen ones, uh, teach their children and what you can see in many
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pastors now speaking in tongues and no one is there to verify they are saying it could
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be the devil masquerading as an angel of light.
01:28:37.120
If the pastor started speaking in tongues, I'd be like a little bit like, oh shit.
01:28:40.960
Um, so be careful when you go to church or the things you listen to and you hear someone
01:28:47.300
Like Paul said, if someone speaks in tongues and no one is there to interpret it, it's better
01:28:54.020
Uh, and if the pastor or the person you see speaking in tongues, uh, or the person you
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see speaking in tongues and they have no one to interpret and they continue, their intentions
01:29:06.180
are not good or they are being deceived and used for darker motifs.
01:29:15.160
I guess somebody had told me something similar to that.
01:29:17.720
So I guess apostle Paul has, uh, directed the church on what's the, I got to read, read
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Um, the Santeria stuff, you guys have never talked about it, only mentioned the name, but
01:29:35.640
it's a deep, deep rabbit hole that if you're more interested, I can write you another email.
01:29:39.960
Like I said, another email, but make sure it's separated into paragraphs.
01:29:44.900
So I feel like I know you guys and I've seen your growth during the years, not only growth
01:29:50.080
as podcasters or your business, uh, but in spiritual ways as well.
01:29:54.680
I like to think that we, we are, um, you know, I had a lot of, uh, understanding and
01:29:59.620
still do, uh, to catch up to, um, you know, in a really big way.
01:30:03.600
Uh, but I feel like lately things have been clicking for me.
01:30:07.500
We're cursing way less, doing way less racial jokes.
01:30:11.880
I think, I think maybe we're not making fun of old people.
01:30:17.940
Well, I think we did all of those things this episode.
01:30:25.820
Um, I mentioned Santeria because what Raven saw was called in El Gui.
01:30:36.180
Can you read what it says down there for El Gui?
01:30:38.380
I can't right now because I have a cat on my lap.
01:30:41.100
Uh, it's a mythological being that are cousins of goblins, gnomes, and other creatures.
01:30:47.440
As a matter of fact, let's just go ahead and pull that up.
01:30:59.460
Some scholars affirm that the Gui of Cuba are the goblins that identify, uh, identify
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us within the characteristics of the Caribbean culture.
01:31:12.160
Uh, according to numerous legends woven around their leading appearances, they are graphically
01:31:17.840
represented or can be seen as young black men with grotesque features and bulging eyes.
01:31:27.380
I mean, he didn't have, he was, I think he was bald.
01:31:30.000
Um, he wasn't a Afrocentric, uh, sort of a little character.
01:31:37.740
I was in the Northeast though, but I'm not, I'm not saying that isn't what I saw.
01:31:53.280
Yeah, I, I, I, whatever it's fine with us either.
01:31:59.380
That must've been Nancy's fault right there, which you just went through.
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Um, so, uh, uh, Raven saw L, L, go to Google and type it in and, uh, go to the images.
01:32:10.920
What you will see is depictions or drawings because like Bigfoot, they never get a picture
01:32:21.020
I'm glad Raven speaks his mind and he talks and talks and talks and talks some more.
01:32:27.880
That's, that's not even, that's how he ends it.
01:32:39.800
If that's not what he saw, then I am a shit talker.
01:32:42.900
Like every other Cuban, it may well have been, who knows?
01:32:46.320
And, uh, you know, but if that is it, that's a river spirit.
01:32:57.100
And not only in Cuba, but also in Puerto Rico and for top, he likes crazy conspiracy.
01:33:02.940
I bet he doesn't know why Cuba and Puerto Rico being two islands, having the same architecture,
01:33:08.920
same old Tartarian kind of looking deal with them and also having the same flag, just different
01:33:14.500
color order, um, have been used as two brothers, the same two brother deal as in the Bible as
01:33:30.700
Uh, so the same brothers as, uh, Jacob and Esau and also referenced as the two wings of
01:33:36.340
the same bird, uh, the colors that is always used red and blue.
01:33:42.580
Cause he's just betting a lot of shit that I don't know about the rabbit hole, but I
01:33:53.620
I'm jumping around in this email because even if you don't know me, I'm glad that I can
01:34:07.660
I think this is what he, so he goes, I know you guys hate this and I didn't get into, into
01:34:11.920
it in this email, but my wife has seen a ghost.
01:34:17.060
That's a, I'm just going to go ahead and make, that's another paragraph.
01:34:21.760
So he's like, I bet you top doesn't know this, that Puerto Rico and Cuba are Jacob and
01:34:26.660
So I felt that way when I was hanging out with Royce.
01:34:28.480
I felt like he's my brother, but I don't like him.
01:34:39.600
Weird looking face, huge feet, a lot of hair on his feet.
01:34:46.060
He's like, that's a rabbit hole that I bet you he'd like to know about.
01:34:48.740
Anyway, next paragraph and not even do not even look.
01:34:55.680
It has like a down and then a back arrow like that.
01:35:11.240
I have faced top lobsters with an hard R dog, man, not to face, not face to face, but more
01:35:18.480
like face to idea in my mind that almost made me throw away my boxers and pants.
01:35:36.800
He's going to say, he's going to say Puerto Rico 100% for sure because he's Cuban.
01:35:44.640
What you kept saying, you're going to release the designs.
01:35:48.560
You're like this guy with a run on sentence, non-paragraph.
01:35:52.040
You keep saying you're going to do it and then you go next email.
01:36:02.660
I know that people have stuff in their carts because I could see it sends me emails.
01:36:06.540
This person has stuff in their carts and they're waiting for me to drop the rest.
01:36:09.940
I don't know if I should drop it all at once or if I should drop it in pieces because
01:36:15.300
If people want a lot of shirts, I don't really know how to do this.
01:36:27.380
And literally, I'm thinking about just deleting the entire website and just putting these up.
01:36:32.640
If that's what you want to do, you can do whatever you want.
01:36:36.140
Isn't that the part about being the boss of you?
01:36:42.480
What would you guys like to see in a shirt subscription program?
01:36:45.440
Why don't you leave a review and say, you know what we could do is we'll say, we'll
01:36:52.500
Yeah, we'll do a shirt subscription thing for you.
01:36:54.400
All you have to do is write a little something about yourself, like, you know, and tell us
01:36:58.360
your sizes and then we'll just read it and decide what you should wear.
01:37:04.180
I'd like to just decide what I want you to wear.
01:37:06.640
No, maybe I'd do that, but I'd make tiers of like, I don't know, like offensive, like very
01:37:14.500
And then like, just like, I just want merch about Jesus and we could give you that.
01:37:25.180
Somebody said something about speaking in tongues.
01:37:30.640
It calms my spirit in a fearful, stressful situation.
01:37:33.340
I can think normally when I speak in tongues, you just go around doing that a lot.
01:37:36.860
It will help quiet my thoughts to hear the Holy Spirit easier in deliverance ministry.
01:37:42.400
Sometimes I am pressed to sing in tongues, which leads to a breakthrough usually.
01:37:51.960
Nancy wants to know when the V-necks are coming out for the woman and the gays.
01:38:02.340
We're a weird family and we feel spiritually attacked, but God is always with us.
01:38:08.620
My youngest child has had remote viewing experiences.
01:38:11.340
My oldest child, sometimes he knows what you're thinking or trying to say or do before it
01:38:21.660
And what I consider my gift from God that I didn't really get into it completely.
01:38:33.060
And what I consider my gift from God that I didn't really get into it completely.
01:38:43.160
Like if he's speaking to me and he has a like a Spanish accent, I understand this.
01:38:48.220
They make much better sandwiches than they do books.
01:38:58.300
I'm going to ask Trump to deport you because I don't know.
01:39:04.760
Just a run on sentence and the guy got tired of reading it and he's like, here's the loan.
01:39:13.200
I haven't tried to sharpen mine because sometimes I get scared of not knowing who the voice is.
01:39:22.440
When Abraham heard the voice of God asking him to sacrifice Isaac and he knew it was God.
01:39:27.180
How about if I hear some crazy crap and I don't know who's talking to me?
01:39:38.980
I think this is what was happening with David recently.
01:39:40.940
He was like, I'm getting premonitions that I should do a thing.
01:39:46.200
Well, by the way, so so remember, I kept saying, like, I don't know what's going to come
01:39:51.660
You're talking about, like, making peace with Clint, right?
01:39:53.520
Because I felt like I was being called to do that.
01:39:56.060
And what I do want to say is that I maintained, I had no idea how it was going to go.
01:40:03.340
I was being called to do it to such an extent that you and I decided to talk to a pastor about
01:40:15.060
So was it ever about going to talk to Clint or was it about moving us in that direction?
01:40:28.820
Everybody calls us, you know, people that don't like us call us grifters.
01:40:33.260
Do you really fucking think that we would go through all of this?
01:40:36.660
We sat down and had a meeting with a pastor about going and reconciling with an old buddy.
01:40:41.140
Uh, this is like, that's not somebody who like, if it doesn't make the money, does it
01:40:55.240
My thoughts are consumed with, uh, with what does God want me to do because I'm grifting
01:41:05.000
It is interesting that what came of it, what did come of it?
01:41:08.080
Well, now you and I are going to the same church and we, and we stand up now every Sunday
01:41:19.180
I also won't sing the songs either or sway back and forth.
01:41:23.060
When they tell me to sit, sit down and stand up.
01:41:25.080
As a matter of fact, I sat down when I sat down when they said stand up and yeah, and
01:41:29.640
I was like, what are they going to do about it?
01:41:34.120
He's kind of strong looking though, but I could take him.
01:41:47.140
I don't know who's talking, but as you guys always say, and it's weird that my wife always
01:41:58.860
I don't know what, okay, but you leave it at that.
01:42:00.540
We're going to, then I'm going to leave it at that.
01:42:08.040
Well, I mean, you really taught us not to make that mistake again.
01:42:11.520
Honestly, when he sends us again, if you see Nancy.
01:42:16.200
If you see or break it into paragraphs for us, Nancy.
01:42:25.760
Be strong in the faith with all the weird crap that Raven has all his gayness, all his
01:42:30.200
seven words, uh, maybe nine that he uses over and over.
01:42:33.760
I think I might've not, I might've not shit up to 10.
01:42:36.100
Honestly, the pot with a broken valve Jew analogy that he always speaks about when he has something
01:42:55.600
He said he has a thirst, not for knowledge, but a thirst for the stream of hiss.
01:43:02.420
The stream of living waters that flow from God.
01:43:09.780
Um, and top, you have a good head on your shoulders.
01:43:13.320
You started on the bottom and now you're there.
01:43:17.700
Oh, cause it was a bottom lobster, but now you're the top lobster.
01:43:29.040
You always have God with you and no one can stop his right hand.
01:43:32.580
So ask for wisdom from him because you are being a good source, not only of information,
01:43:37.440
but a good source for people that feel they're overwhelmed by things of this world.
01:43:41.920
You're a good source for them to feel normal and feel that they have community.
01:43:47.100
I do like the communities, the fucking, the community crushes.
01:43:49.540
I mean, they're all really, really, really retarded.
01:43:55.480
Tony Merkel told me that I should stop talking to the community.
01:44:04.040
It might be a mistake or it might be a good advice.
01:44:09.000
You're not a, well, I mean, look, let's just say you have a pastor, right?
01:44:15.040
And the pastor has, um, what happens when the congregation gets to like a thousand people?
01:44:19.860
Does he go like, I just can't talk to these people anymore?
01:44:23.260
I'm not saying we're a pastor, but it's like, if you're moving in that direction, do you
01:44:27.680
just stop talking to the people that are finding value?
01:44:30.500
Especially what is the value that we're offering?
01:44:34.340
We're offering, um, you know, uh, we're, we're, we're, I think what we're doing is for
01:44:40.120
the people that have been, uh, you know, I mean, we do a lot of things, I guess there's
01:44:44.480
a lot of different people that like us, but I know that for me in particular, where Christianity
01:44:48.480
was once, uh, gay because the culture had, had convinced me that it was gay and not to
01:44:55.740
Um, I have realized it is not gay, but it actually crushes.
01:45:02.000
We go, look, now this thing fucking crushes, dude.
01:45:05.560
And he is the rock that you want to build all your cool stuff on.
01:45:10.540
So do we just go like, ah, there's too many people now can't talk to them.
01:45:15.800
I think, I think, uh, I think he, he gets a lot of crazies.
01:45:22.400
There's a lot of crazies out there too, but, uh, well, uh, what's his name?
01:45:28.580
I saw him give the middle finger and he said something, uh, really, uh, aggressive.
01:45:33.320
And I don't think that that was, you know, um, uh, do we go?
01:46:00.720
I don't, I don't want to stop talking to the people.
01:46:09.160
So, uh, you guys make a great team and a lot of people will want for you to break up, but
01:46:14.680
only people and the powers of and principalities of high places will want for you to break up
01:46:20.120
But if God's with you, who's against you, no one will prevail.
01:46:23.260
This has gotten long and I'm going to do what you do to us.
01:46:29.240
He puts the first period of this entire email and that's it.
01:46:38.800
Uh, a little insulting, you know, but, um, but it was good.
01:46:46.620
Look, see, they get mad when you, when you, when you, uh, leave them out.
01:46:49.980
Deaf, not got mad that I didn't say deaf, not deaf, not come on.
01:46:52.680
You know, Scott, we said we mentioned Scott as well.
01:46:57.400
It must be weird for people, uh, that just listen and don't participate to this kind
01:47:09.340
Who's, who's Emily, you know, deaf, not liked by Raven.
01:47:21.340
Cause the more I name you guys, the more you get mad.
01:47:23.080
And also you're not supposed to name the spirits or something like that.
01:47:26.040
I mean, this becomes like Jose's show where you just thank all the, thank you.
01:47:29.740
I'd like to thank everybody one by one, uh, one by one, but we have to do a real boring
01:47:57.300
Um, well, we don't have time for the third one.
01:48:06.040
Cause there was one other one that I wanted to read, but now it's just like so long.
01:48:22.280
Kate, who was, who experienced childhood trauma and it opened her up to all the spooky
01:48:29.640
Uh, she sent me some shit and I got to find this shit where we at here.
01:48:36.280
And then we're going to share her video that I've not watched yet because she was
01:48:39.820
like, here's a video of me speaking to some entity in my sleep.
01:48:45.120
And I guess I am now, uh, cause I'm still here, but I didn't want to play it until we
01:49:04.880
We have to go here because my stupid shit won't load Kate.
01:49:15.520
As soon as this loads, I don't want to, I don't want to fuck this up though.
01:49:21.620
My whole, my whole Twitter isn't loading and it's making me mad.
01:49:24.620
And if I can't get it loaded, then this is going to be a foolish mistake.
01:49:30.440
So she goes, uh, I don't know if we should read it.
01:49:33.680
Oh, it's only one minute and 23 seconds long too.
01:49:39.480
She's the one who went through all of the, the bark like a dog, bark like a dog, but she
01:49:45.560
didn't, they didn't make her bark like a dog, but you know, shout out Kate.
01:49:48.040
Uh, also, uh, prayers for Kate because she's, she's really going through it.
01:49:51.700
And, um, and, uh, I don't like to see that shit and she crushes.
01:49:55.240
Um, but she's been through a lot of trauma in her life.
01:49:57.580
She, she's the one who submitted the story about, you know, she had that love interest who,
01:50:03.760
It was, it was, um, she has seen some shit and Kate is a long time sleepwalker, um, among
01:50:13.220
And, uh, and so this pertains to a very recent sleep, sleepwalking, sleep talking, uh, incident.
01:50:36.900
Uh, I tried to attach a video here, but it's too large.
01:50:43.960
It's not, I mean, you didn't, you did it anyway.
01:50:50.760
I want to say the day before this attack, I had unspecified impending doom.
01:50:59.500
I could feel it all over and around me was not PMSing.
01:51:09.660
It was kind of a, uh, like an information based tweet where I said, uh, women store their
01:51:16.840
period blood in their butt cheeks, um, until they're ready to release it, which takes about
01:51:25.120
And that, uh, women with bigger butt cheeks have, um, uh, heavier flows.
01:51:38.340
So right now, yeah, she's not, not, not on her blood, but not on her blood, but maybe
01:51:43.740
the day before the day after this attack on me.
01:51:46.840
And my, uh, this attack on me and my sleep, I felt as if I had a, uh, run a marathon all
01:51:53.160
Like I'd been awake for a week fighting for my life against something.
01:51:57.080
I had to work the next day and I couldn't stand up straight.
01:52:00.360
Couldn't think straight and kept feeling intense fear and sadness.
01:52:18.000
This is a, I mean, Kate would find herself working in a place like this.
01:52:23.920
Now the night shift, Kate, she probably works a night shift to the night shift in a dementia
01:52:34.480
I put a few notes on the video because it's really dark and hard to see.
01:52:38.880
I'm unsure if the weird black stuff I see around me is just camera quality or if it's
01:52:44.480
Also, I'm moving really weird when I stand up after sitting on the bed for a while.
01:52:50.180
Uh, this event gives me so much fear, fear to go to bed, not knowing what I'll do or
01:52:57.760
I don't like the idea that she's afraid to go to bed.
01:52:59.920
I mean, this is going to be very entertaining and interesting to me, but I do hate that
01:53:22.440
It's like, so, uh, whatever comes, what is this?
01:53:27.800
When I was, uh, I got, I was going through a really serious breakup.
01:53:31.780
I was packing up an entire apartment and she left in the middle of it.
01:53:40.880
And I was like, but I'm packing up our entire apartment to move into another apartment.
01:53:44.820
And she said, yeah, I'm not going to that apartment.
01:53:51.460
I cried a lot, you know, very gay and, uh, and I felt super lost and sad because only
01:53:59.240
like a couple of years before that I was homeless.
01:54:02.200
She said a bunch of things about me too, about how like my mom didn't love me.
01:54:06.120
So, and I'm like, oh, just spiraling, spiraling, you know, emotional man, gay.
01:54:10.740
And, and I sit in a little closet cause there's a little closet in there.
01:54:14.640
And somehow the little closet is like, oh, I'm going to go cry in the closet.
01:54:17.220
And, and, and written on the wall was come what may.
01:54:20.520
And I was like, and then I, I stood up and I finished cleaning the rest of the apartment
01:54:38.320
Back in 2014 or so I was sleeping and someone tried to cover me with covers or so he said,
01:54:46.040
I popped the blood vessel in his eye and I said in a weird voice, why are you trying
01:54:57.040
Wonder why Kate, uh, somebody, uh, Scott said in the chat that we should forward her story
01:55:13.220
You know, we will forget if we do not, um, this guy's the worst.
01:55:20.920
So he later accused me of being a demon as if I myself imposing as a human in this body
01:55:29.040
He flatly, he flat out asked me, who are you really?
01:55:33.740
Uh, being mentally fragile from a young age, childhood trauma, PTSD, mental illness.
01:55:39.700
It hurt my soul to be accused of evil, of being evil.
01:55:42.780
I believe I am oppressed or attacked by dark entities, but I have no idea why I'd say
01:55:51.700
Uh, was some entity in me while I was sleeping?
01:55:54.420
Anyway, I'm going to keep my camera signed up for, uh, recording playback and continue
01:55:59.360
monitoring, monitoring what I say and do in my sleep.
01:56:03.240
Uh, up until this last one, I've never seen myself on video and it's pretty upsetting.
01:56:17.200
I think we're just going to start hiring all of our broken, uh, uh, supporters.
01:56:22.120
Uh, yeah, we need, but we need more money to do that.
01:56:25.180
So you guys got to like and subscribe and leave, uh, a five star review so that we could
01:56:33.200
What I'd like to do is, uh, I'd like to buy some acres on more acres, like maybe like
01:56:44.300
No, there's actually this, like a, when you're driving on four 41 down there, you could see
01:56:51.880
It was like a factory and it's like, has no roof, but I was looking at go.
01:56:57.900
I want to keep all of our workers like Nancy in there and I want them all dressed in white
01:57:04.000
and they're not allowed to leave and we record them while they sleep and while they
01:57:17.640
They're all wearing white, uh, white vans and white, you know, like, like white scrubs
01:57:30.640
We have somebody who I'm very fond of, uh, no, it's not rent for you guys have to pay to
01:57:45.160
Let's, uh, so she finishes this, this video may not look scary or sound scary to onlookers,
01:57:50.540
but knowing how I sound when I cry and how I sound when I'm begging and terrified, it
01:58:00.020
I don't know, dude, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to play it.
01:58:03.380
Uh, so we're share this tab, um, and we'll make this big screen and, uh, all right.
01:58:14.480
Um, I don't like, I feel so bad because we're watching this.
01:58:19.540
It's fascinating to me, but I also hate that this is happening to Kate.
01:58:23.500
Guys, seriously, as, as this show is a lot of comedy, um, and I'm sure we're going to
01:58:28.120
make fun of Kate, but, uh, pray, see, we have this group of all these people and all give
01:58:33.560
a shit about each other and, uh, they support us, but they support each other.
01:58:36.700
And this, this chat, this group, this community of dangerous retards is flourishing.
01:58:41.400
Um, it costs nothing to, to pray for each other.
01:58:44.280
And, uh, I don't like that Kate is still going through this and I don't like that she has to
01:58:51.100
Um, and don't, and don't be a piece of shit that says that you're going to do it and then
01:59:03.020
So don't expect, we're not going to see, you know, uh, but I'm trying to make sense of
01:59:09.100
This would actually be a very funny, uh, jump scare to do.
01:59:13.800
If, if Kate just pops up from the bottom of the screen and goes, ah, you fucking faggot.
01:59:23.300
Uh, I guess the red light is what's recording there.
01:59:51.220
I'm feeling if I can't do that. I can't do that.
02:00:08.040
She says, I assume I kept sobbing and begging, but my camera is cheap and cut off.
02:00:12.360
Motherfucker, that made my eyes water. I don't like that.
02:00:17.060
It says that she sat there for several minutes doing nothing.
02:00:44.140
It's also broad daylight out because fucking Alaska.
02:00:47.540
So she probably does work. Oh, right. It's Alaska.
02:00:51.000
Unless she's working the midnight shift because it says 10.
02:00:54.220
It just doesn't matter, right? Because it's always bright.
02:00:57.600
Well, it's either always bright or always dark.
02:00:59.720
And then they have I think they have a season where it's where it's kind of normal, but.
02:01:34.280
There's my leg. Dude, I really didn't like that.
02:01:45.780
I suppose I want to, like, get her a better camera, but also like for what so that I can exploit her on this fucking show and watch her.
02:02:01.600
Hinchy said that she know there's a nigga jumping around her room.
02:02:08.300
Yeah, I see what she's talking about with there's like a black black artifacts that are around her as she's moving.
02:02:18.640
I'm going to pull it back only because the beginning, like, dude, the the sadness is a lot.
02:02:48.640
I don't know what's going on when she initially gets up.
02:02:57.500
There's like a lot of black being thrown around.
02:03:08.680
I don't know if I told her if I said it to you.
02:03:10.860
I think I said it to her in a in a previous thing.
02:03:14.020
I don't remember what I said it, but she's dealing with something.
02:03:17.140
You know, you want a good handle on that talk to Vicki Joy Anderson, listen to the confessionals with Tony Merkel, and you get a good sense of how much goes on in these dream realms as far as what we're subjected to.
02:03:34.540
If we have a let's say bad dealings with some entity.
02:03:44.480
Well, it sounds like she's saying she can't do this.
02:03:57.640
The idea of making deals, you know, and working for something.
02:04:04.660
Well, if you if you're telling something that you can't do this, it means it's asked you to do something.
02:04:11.300
And so she's pleading with it and she's saying she can't.
02:04:15.280
And whatever it is that she's not that she can't do is is incredibly emotionally provoking.
02:04:26.560
I mean, at the very least, even if you were somebody that goes, oh, no, this isn't what whatever a spiritual thing, this is just run of the mill.
02:04:34.940
Well, this person, Kate, is not getting any fucking rest like you're not getting any meaningful rest if that's what you're going through while you're sleeping.
02:04:48.940
What covenant is is attaching itself to her something?
02:04:54.700
I mean, I think this is just given Kate's previous stories and the trauma that she's been subjected to.
02:05:10.760
When do you have any plans to get out of Alaska?
02:05:29.640
From I think the way that we we kind of met each other, if you meet people online, if that's even a thing to say, was in a Sam Tripoli chat.
02:05:41.620
And then I she came over to see one of our shows.
02:05:48.300
And then one day I was in like a rumble chat or a YouTube chat watching tinfoil hat.
02:05:52.400
And I saw her pop up again and we had a brief interaction.
02:05:57.160
And ever since then, she's been really embedded in our community.
02:06:02.500
What I'm getting at is like, thank God for communities like this, because where the fuck do you turn to if that's what's happening?
02:06:10.480
I mean, you know, obviously you turn to to God.
02:06:15.440
But something else is she's not dealing with your run of the mill attachment or oppression.
02:06:28.860
That, like, he's like, I don't want to deal with.
02:06:32.000
He's dealing with a lot because when you take this stuff on and you're part of that community, you're dealing with a lot because you're now involved with it.
02:06:41.860
But if you have a community that helps to deal with this stuff, that might be different.
02:06:51.560
I think he's a I don't I just don't think he's done a good job of building it from the beginning.
02:06:55.300
He's kind of built like this ship before any of this stuff really existed or started, you know, eight years ago.
02:07:01.340
Yeah, like live chats and shit like that and telegram chats and all that stuff.
02:07:05.980
Yeah, so like like people have built a community around him, but he's never really seen it or been part of it and he's just been spiritually attacked.
02:07:23.920
I mean, I'm just in a place where it's like I've experienced so much that.
02:07:30.000
I was talking in that chat and and shout out to we did an episode with her mama Shaw.
02:07:40.700
Social media app, whatever it is, and and I wanted to see what they thought of it.
02:07:46.320
She thought it was demonic in nature, like something trying to wedge me away from the the church, which is interesting.
02:07:53.740
And I'm not opposed to that because it's like, OK, so I start going to church.
02:08:03.200
And and, you know, I've always expressed this skepticism about church.
02:08:09.120
And then we just did that episode with Vicki Joy Anderson.
02:08:12.000
More or less what the idea was, is like, yes, something doesn't like that you're finding a place to go and it's already trying to drive a wedge.
02:08:22.160
But I mean, you know, he's created a whole thing over there.
02:08:29.380
I don't I don't know how distant he actually is from it.
02:08:31.280
But for me, it's like I've had, you know, in this conversation, I'm like, yeah, I'm in no harm of falling away from this church just because of a dream.
02:08:40.860
And if it is demonic, well, I've dealt with that shit forever and it is what it is.
02:08:47.380
It's so kind of the same thing for for Kate, where it's like, am I putting myself in harm's way just like on paper?
02:08:57.900
If you look at it by involving myself too closely with people who might have like, yeah, probably I am.
02:09:05.860
But it's been happening for a long time anyway.
02:09:15.520
And I'm not saying that that's what Tony's doing at all.
02:09:17.740
But I'm just saying that's how I see it is like, what is the point?
02:09:21.800
In believing what I believe in and then gathering people around me who believe in the same thing.
02:09:30.680
Just to be like, when you come to me with your your shit, I go, you know, I put up the wall and I go, you can't come any closer.
02:09:41.460
I don't think that these things can, especially knowing what I know now, I've got more of an edge over the demonic realm than I ever have in my life.
02:09:57.180
That I would I would put up the wall to try to protect myself now when we what does it say?
02:10:02.920
If God is with us, then who can prevail against us or something like that?
02:10:12.400
What I am saying is Tony needs to start calling his supporters faggots more often.
02:10:15.860
I think that we're not saying I don't think Tony needs to do anything.
02:10:24.620
I mean, it's a it's I think it's it's advice, you know, whether it's good or bad, it's advice and it's advice for a reason, you know?
02:10:34.680
So, yeah, something to take into consideration.
02:10:40.460
But you know what Tony does that I wouldn't do?
02:10:42.700
You would not catch me in the woods at no, that's that's yeah.
02:10:49.960
He just did a I mean, I know he's doing a documentary or they're about to air one about he's like, there's a portal in the woods.
02:10:56.940
And like we went out there and somebody fucking stepped through it.
02:11:09.060
I guess, you know what, though, that these are the the ends of the spectrum of what people will and won't do.
02:11:14.520
So who the hell am I to say, like, who's right or who's wrong?
02:11:18.100
I it's just a honestly, though, if you if you told me like, hey, you want to go into the tunnel system beneath Indiana, I'd be like, I kind of think I have to go into the tunnel.
02:11:26.280
I will tell you absolutely not, not going to be so cool.
02:11:31.680
But I don't think I mean, it just seems like a good way to get her like real deal attachment.
02:11:36.300
You know, I'm not worried about the attachment as more as as much as I'm worried about the spelunking accident, which is spelunking.
02:11:51.720
You know, I'm just saying that as hyperbole, it's like, you know, you're willing to go out into the forest with your AR looking for with your AR looking for a dog man.
02:12:05.280
But you're putting up a I don't know, you know, to each his own, you know, where your strong points are, right?
02:12:10.620
So I don't think he's doing anything wrong, but he's not hitting his employees either.
02:12:15.720
Yeah, that is something that Tony Merkel is doing incorrectly, which is he's not striking his his employees or maybe he is.
02:12:24.120
I mean, I don't want to assume that of a man that he's not striking his employees, but I've seen Dick just as weak.
02:12:38.200
So, you know, it makes you wish you could do something, but I don't know what to do.
02:12:54.320
Yeah, it seems like you've been struggling with this kind of stuff for a while.
02:13:05.700
Do you remember doing any signatures or signing any contracts, even in your dream?
02:13:11.940
This is what Vicky talks about all the time, right?
02:13:13.500
Like in the dream state, you can't agree, but it's not binding.
02:13:22.400
Maybe you could email her or however Vicky contacts people and.
02:13:30.020
It's just I'll meet you and I'll meet you on the hill.
02:13:34.200
But yeah, see, see if she has any like good advice for you.
02:13:37.680
Yeah, because there are ways I think there are ways that like Vicky was telling us last
02:13:42.180
time about like legal ways and even some physical ways to get over some of these things.
02:13:56.440
And also we can pray for her because that requires nothing except for not being a faggot, which
02:14:05.500
I know we said we were going to say good things this episode.
02:14:15.560
And stages of grief of David as he goes through the episode.
02:14:18.640
He's like, we shouldn't have said those things.
02:14:20.760
But we start off the every episode just so much fun.
02:15:13.660
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02:15:23.060
Didn't roll into like five or six when the rain came.
02:15:25.880
And and otherwise we just made a bunch of dishes and we hung out in the house and not
02:15:31.660
too much going on, you know, just tormented by the sounds of screaming children, my son
02:15:40.300
It's like when I got in the car after leaving Top's house and I was finally exposed to
02:15:48.140
I didn't realize that I was on the on the verge of psychosis on the verge of psychosis.
02:15:52.940
Voices were telling me to kill the kids and I was trying not to listen to them.
02:15:56.200
Um, really, really wild when you're subjected to that much noise for that many consecutive
02:16:07.300
We watched some fights, old fights, uh, sexy Yama Akiyama versus, uh, I forgot what the
02:16:13.060
dude's name was, but this was way back in the day with the Reebok deal.
02:16:15.720
Uh, top called that out because he has some sort of, I don't know if I should mention
02:16:21.680
Uh, he, he has some sort of illegal streaming service.
02:16:25.100
I mean, I know he pays for it, but you pay for lots of things that are illegal.
02:16:29.240
And so he, cause I said, do you have ESPN plus we can watch some old fights?
02:16:34.100
And he's like, I got IPTV, which is like, I'm Puerto Rican television.
02:16:39.480
I don't know what the fuck that stands for, but, uh, I guess it, it had some stuff and
02:16:45.160
it would say live, but all it was, was really just, um, really, really old fights.
02:16:50.000
So he pointed out pretty quickly, he goes, Oh shit, this is all the way back from the
02:17:02.680
Benson's the guy that did, uh, he went to Bellator, I think Benson Henderson.
02:17:10.180
Um, and he went over to, to Bellator after, uh, after UFC, but he did this really cool thing
02:17:16.360
where he ran across the cage and, and, and kick somebody in the head, either that, or it
02:17:22.780
Uh, but anywho, that's how long ago it was a young Jorge Masvidal.
02:17:28.100
And, um, and so yeah, sexy Yama, Akiyama and, uh, and this other guy, whoever the fuck
02:17:33.540
he was, which he totally got robbed by the way, this, this fight was in Korea and we only
02:17:39.880
caught the last two rounds of a three round fight, but Akiyama dominated and, and then
02:17:51.960
I don't know if that's, uh, what the, the name is a very racist.
02:18:01.520
It sucks a little bit, you know, because of the, the, the weather, but what are you going
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Uh, I miss the days of Ken Shamrock versus Tito Ortiz.
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Jeez, Nancy, you're really throwing it fucking back there, huh?
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Um, you know, I want to get back into the UFC and, and I know Nancy lives in Vegas.
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Uh, what the fuck happened in Vegas the other day, by the way, every single power line for
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miles down tropic, uh, were, was downed in the middle of the street.
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Um, trees uprooted and knocked over some sort of wind storm.
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But, uh, uh, uh, you know, I always said Vegas is a, is a really terrible place because
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should anything really disastrous happen out there, you know, you, you're, you're, you're
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You're in the desert, you know, if anything should happen with the water set, because
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I wonder what happens if the power goes out in Las Vegas in some big, meaningful way where
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Um, then so does your water processing plant, right?
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And then if your water processing plant is down and all you're doing is pulling water
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from Lake Mead, which I know California is now pulling water from Lake Mead, where the
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fuck do you get your water when you're in the desert?
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So, so when I saw all the power lines getting dropped, I said, Oh, that, that, that doesn't
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When are you going to get the fuck out of Las Vegas, Nancy?
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I just didn't know if he was the recipient or the deliverer of the cage kick.
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I mean, I'm, I'm really just kind of, uh, lying my way through my understanding of geography.
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That is my last or my least strong, uh, field of study.
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My least strong, uh, attribute is my knowledge of geography.
02:20:05.060
So, so what we're going to do is we're going to get into a little bit of content that I,
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I, you know, picked out for us and then we'll get into some viewer submitted content.
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I just want to remind you guys, this is a donation based show.
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If you derive any value from this show, if you are entertained, if you want to support
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You can find me at dollar sign, David Corbo on cash app.
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And apparently you can't find me on PayPal at D Corbo seven, even though I thought I
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Jim brought to my attention recently that it is, um, David Corbo seven on PayPal.
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So some variation of that, my name, you'll find me D Corbo seven, David Corbo seven, yada,
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Find me on those things and, uh, and donate if you feel compelled to do so.
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It's probably two to three times at the beginning, the beginning soon, a midway point, and then
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Let's get into, I actually, speaking of, of old ladies, I mean, I'm going to be, uh, I'm
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not an old lady, uh, but we, when we were over at top's house, uh, my wife surprised me
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with a cake, uh, a tres leche, three milks for those who are uninitiated, a three milk
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cake, which, uh, I, I always wondered why they never went four milks.
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It was just one milk too many, but, uh, I guess three milks is the sweet spot for cakes.
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I was surprised with the wonderful three milk cake, and it was because my birthday is this
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Uh, what, what is, let me see something real quick.
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I think I'm going to be working, uh, that day, but that's fine.
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Okay, so we're going to have Steven of the Biblical Hitmen on.
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He's coming on to present something at 10 a.m., so I'll be doing a little bit of work, and
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then, um, I think I'm going to skip timeline cleanse, because it's, it's going to be my
02:22:20.220
Uh, Word Wizard says, I'm still upset that Tower Gang is dead.
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Look, last I know, I'm not saying that, that, that I have any real inside information,
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uh, but, but, um, I know that the guys were trying to get back together.
02:22:35.080
Yeah, I don't think Top was going to be a part of it, but I, I know that there was an
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effort made to try to, you know, get together what was remaining of, of, of, you know, Tower
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My birthday is, is the 7th, because I was born on the 7th day of the 7th month on the
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I have no luck when it comes to slots or anything like that.
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Um, but yeah, you know, that's pretty cool, isn't it?
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And then my wife's birthday is, is, uh, about a week after mine.
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Happy birthday to Ryan Drew, whose birthday was last Monday.
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No, I mean, look, look, that show brought a lot of people, a lot of joy.
02:23:37.420
Um, I get that there was a real degenerate aspect of it, but I saw people come in.
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Like, I remember somebody saying that their, their mother had passed away and it was like
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the hardest year of their life because of that.
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Um, and that the only time they would laugh or smile was on Wednesday nights.
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So, you know, there's something to be said about that.
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I know that it's degenerate humor and there's something to be said about that as well.
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Even if it was just that person, I would say maybe it's worth it.
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Um, but I know it was more than one person who, who was going through a rough spat and
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who would only, um, who would only smile on Wednesday nights, you know?
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All right, let's get into some of this content because the last, the, the, the, the, if I
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don't do, who's Xerox, it was your birthday last, last Monday.
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I don't know if that's what you mean here, but happy birthday to Xerox if that's the
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And if it's not the case, happy birthday to Xerox fucking anyway.
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We're going to share this tab and we're going to, what do I got to do here?
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Uh, go here and we're going to look at the stuff that I sent me.
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Dog, I sent so much stuff to me and it's not in my inbox.
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So I, I named the, I named the, the episode, uh, to the death because of the whole UFC on,
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So I named it to the death because of the whole UFC on the lawn of the white house thing.
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But, uh, I have a feeling this is going to apply too.
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So let's, let's have another gander into the downward spiral of the liver King.
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It's, uh, for those of you who don't know, the liver King was recently arrested for showing
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up to, uh, to Joe Rogan's neck of the woods and challenging him to, I don't know, uh, uh,
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Uh, and you know, we've been watching, we watched him a little bit on one of the previous
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I know he's got this, uh, one pupil is bigger than the other pupil.
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And on this show, we speculated as to whether or not he experienced an aneurysm due to his
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excessive PED use, his, uh, performance enhancing drug usage.
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And I remember the number when he got exposed for being on all these different steroids was
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So, um, you know, uh, HBDs, HBDs in the chat, happy birthday to Xerox, uh, uh, HBDs for Xerox
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Um, so, so, you know, I thought there was a correlation there.
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I said, surely if you're on that many PEDs, you could, you could have an aneurysm and,
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uh, one enlarged pupil, you know, uh, uh, and one small pupil is, that's a symptom of having
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So, so, uh, you know, I, I said, man, maybe he did, but it turns out.
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So, and then of course, with a, with an aneurysm comes the potential for neurological disorders,
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And surely he's displaying some neurological disorders and then he's drinking methylene
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blue, which is a cognitive enhancer allegedly, uh, or at least that's, that's what it's supposed
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Dude has an aneurysm for doing too many steroids.
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He starts drinking methylene blue to try to combat this, this cognitive function, uh,
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But apparently he got into a fight with a resistance band, a workout band, and it fucking
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And that's, what's given him this just, you know, disproportionate pupil.
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So could well be the case, but something has still changed in, in the liver man, the liver
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And, and the sticks like he's always bleeding now.
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This motherfucker is always bleeding in the face.
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Is it like, um, a theatrics thing where he is trying to look the part of a barbarian who's
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Because to me, I feel like he stuck those branches in his beard and hair before we started
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Uh, nonce, nonce wave, uh, says maybe he has a brain parasite from tainted raw meat.
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He's just eating testicles, testicles, uh, before long, he will become feral and change
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We learned that on the previous episode with, uh, Thomas, a paranoid American innate of reality
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Um, you know, it could be what's happening here.
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I'm just, I'm kind of fucking inclined to believe it's, it's theater.
02:29:10.500
I'm not saying he's not bleeding, but it's like, uh, who just said, there you go.
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Q says I had to come back and was greeted by three rumble ads.
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People get mad at the ads, um, just as an aside, uh, that play on the audio platforms,
02:29:36.400
We don't have any control over the ads, except we can, we can omit them.
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So we have a filter on that says, no, we will not play any sexual ads.
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Um, and so they at least don't do that, but otherwise we don't, we don't, we can't select
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So for those of you who listen and go, why do they have all these?
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Uh, Xerox says that the face wounds aren't from meth.
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I wonder if you eat enough, uh, uh, liver, if it fucks up your liver.
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I mean, that, that seems to be the opposite of what these people are saying, but it's
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funny that the liver King would have liver issues.
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Uh, let's get this Xerox birthday is, uh, no, no, it was two Mondays ago, two Mondays.
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All right, let's go weaponizes our young men with principles to strive to become something
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greater, more barbarians, a thing, barbarian foundation.
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And then after that, it's called hell on earth.
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It's 1000 bloody knuckle pushups from sunrise to sunset on only hard surfaces.
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And your three points of contact is, uh, the face, the chest, I think the belly, yeah, the
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And if the knees touch, that rep doesn't count.
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1000 of those takes a long time to build, to be able to do it.
02:31:37.240
Every time I, uh, also a little aside, every time I get, uh, cause you can, if you want
02:31:42.660
to see the, um, the fruits of your labor, when it comes to working out, pushups are a great
02:31:50.440
You can start with whatever your, your max pushup is.
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If you don't do pushups and you start doing it, let's say you're somebody who like maxes
02:31:58.400
Um, you can keep going over the next, like keep doing pushups over the next few weeks.
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And after like a three week period, you can max out at like 80, 90 pushups.
02:32:08.720
Uh, but every time I've ever done that, I always end up pinching a nerve in my back.
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Every single time there's like a push muscle that happens in my, in my back, especially my
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And, um, I don't know, something gets inflamed and it, it, you know, it gets stiff and then
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it starts rolling over a fucking nerve over and over and over again.
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And it really fucks with my ability to push that.
02:32:30.800
And too much push will also give you tennis elbow, which sounds like a hilarious, oh,
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you're going to do it from playing tennis, dude.
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Like I've had tennis elbow maybe twice in my life.
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Um, and it got to the point where I couldn't even lift up my tools at work.
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Uh, and so now I'm like horrified of ever having it happen again.
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And the only way to fix it was like my wife had to target the muscle that was all fucked
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up and then beat the shit out of it to, to get blood flow going to the area.
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I guess if you, if you, I don't know what, if you got a stretch or something to keep that
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from happening, but to increase your max in a very short period of time and be able to
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Like damn, only two, three weeks ago, I was doing not very many, not very many, uh, take
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What did you, have you hurt yourself or something like that?
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Please send all TLC donations to my Solana wallet.
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Um, don't max out doing body weight, uh, resistance training.
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Ah, the faggiest bitchiest muscle in your back.
02:34:03.080
I started doing pushups like two years ago and just did five, then added one each day
02:34:10.320
I, uh, even if I'm not, I, cause I don't weigh a lot.
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So I can do a lot of chin ups and I can do a lot of, uh, pushups pretty easily, but
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then given enough time, I can increase that pretty substantially.
02:34:26.400
I can do the, I think the most I've ever done before I had to get off the bar was 25,
02:34:33.740
I remember a couple of summers ago when I was in really great shape and one of my younger
02:34:45.060
I think I touched a hundred that day, but I was, I was in great shape.
02:34:58.400
Why do I, everything I do, you guys are terrible.
02:35:07.440
I mean, I could do a pull up and then grab my own wrist and do a couple of pull ups that
02:35:11.860
But that's really only, that's not really a one hander.
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So, so do not goon with vol, vol, vol, turingel, uh, expert advice.
02:35:23.260
Thank you, Xerox, uh, on his birthday, giving back to the community, four sets of 50 with
02:35:28.080
core in between, and you'll be built like a black, you know?
02:35:33.020
So PP pushups is, um, it, so, you know, when I was getting ready for, uh, like weight cuts,
02:35:40.580
um, I would, you know, you want to up your water intake a lot.
02:35:44.320
And then the idea is like a day or two out from whatever your event is, you want to stop
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So while you're, while you're probably like a week leading up to it, you do a lot of water,
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a lot of water, and you do a lot of cardio and sweat and, you know, hot baths and things
02:36:01.560
It gets your body really used to taking in water and dumping out water.
02:36:05.600
And since it's always taking in water, it gets even better at dumping out water.
02:36:09.480
So you'll start sweating at the drop of a hat for nothing, but it's like, there's no
02:36:16.440
Then what you do is like two days out before the event, whatever that event is, you cut that
02:36:21.240
water intake, but your body is still in water dumping mode.
02:36:24.480
So you imagine like for those couple of weeks, you're pissing a lot.
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Every time you go to the pisser, do 20 pushups.
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And I, that would be like, I call them peepee pushups, you know, cause I would be on the
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I'd go take a piss, bang out 20 pushups, and then I'd get back to work.
02:36:41.580
And that was a great way to get a nice base to work from.
02:37:02.100
You know what he does seem like as much as I've been making fun of him.
02:37:07.940
He seems like he'd be really pleasant to be around.
02:37:10.060
You'd be a little bit like, man, he's fucking weird and a little bit of a psycho, but seems
02:37:24.400
Sleep, eat, move, shield, connect, cold, sun, fight, bond, adventure, spirit.
02:38:12.940
Who is the almighty with a capital G who has a kingdom?
02:38:31.700
I've actually been really happy because I'm in this new house.
02:38:37.380
You guys know I moved from from Negroidville to a nice white area.
02:38:47.480
I'm like, if you're gooning in your home, what are you doing?
02:38:51.220
You're you're you're you're it's it's this, you know, spirit of lust.
02:38:55.320
And I think every time you do that, you're you're consenting to this spirit of lust, not
02:39:00.960
only coming in you, but also like coming in your home, coming on your carpet, coming
02:39:17.880
And and I don't know, it's I just think that's that's pretty cool.
02:39:26.040
And and I'm very proud of myself for that, because pornography is a is a nightmare for
02:39:33.020
for people in first world countries, men in first world countries.
02:39:37.020
I don't know if they well, I suppose they suffer from it now because even India has fucking
02:39:43.720
It's like it's it's such a horrible temptation.
02:39:49.060
You can't scroll through your feed without some big breasted bimbo everywhere.
02:39:52.460
And and, you know, so it's constantly petitioning you to to to pull on your wiener.
02:40:18.380
It comes in your your bedsheets comes in your hair.
02:40:21.040
Uh, so much better, much better that I don't I don't have that that that energy in here in
02:40:48.160
There's a step above that when you deliver beyond perfect.
02:40:57.760
That's I don't know what this is talking about.
02:41:00.200
I just wanted to check in with him, see how he's doing.
02:41:01.820
But by trying to destroy by doing things that weren't true, remind me to not say their names
02:41:16.540
I feel like something's going to happen with the liver king, but I can't why I can't be
02:41:23.580
Um, and I think this is another drop in the bucket.
02:41:26.180
If the world's going to turn on Israel, this is a fascinating addition to that.
02:41:33.520
He says that guy's really creepy on the dude with the white make America great again hat.
02:41:38.120
Look at the other dude that's off to the other side of him.
02:41:42.560
Like everybody who's wearing that hat, who's like balls deep in Trump, they are creepy
02:41:47.540
Uh, Trump says he wasn't familiar with the word Shylock being a Jewish slur.
02:41:51.080
He thought it meant someone who lent money at an exorbitant rate, which is, you know,
02:41:58.340
Mr. President, I wanted to ask you about one of the words you used during your speech,
02:42:05.980
That's widely viewed as an anti-Semitic phrase.
02:42:12.860
To me, Shylock is somebody that's a, a money lender at high rates.
02:42:30.260
These are all horrifying people surrounding him.
02:42:36.460
I mean, you know, I know it's a Jewish slur, but that's because the Jews are the ones who
02:42:42.140
And of course he knew that I'm, I'm always just looking for the tilting point, you know,
02:42:47.440
because I remember when I was saying that Donald Trump was going to turn on Israel.
02:42:53.240
And I was saying that a couple of years ago, and it wasn't because of my political prowess,
02:42:58.380
Or, or my information, cause I don't have any of that.
02:43:01.700
Um, it was just this feeling that I had and you know, what it call it, what you will,
02:43:07.280
But I know in the Bible, it says that the world's going to turn on Israel.
02:43:09.500
And I know in QAnon, it says that they're saving Israel for last.
02:43:13.160
I also noticed that the sentiment surrounding the Jewish conversation had been hijacked
02:43:18.320
We've talked about that ad nauseum on the show.
02:43:20.760
Um, and so I was saying all things are pointing to the world, turning on the Jews.
02:43:31.240
They commissioned his face on a coin that they minted with fucking King Cyrus.
02:43:35.840
They sing super Trump and all this shit in Israel.
02:43:39.420
There are groups of rabbinic Jews that are highly invested in his lineage being potentially
02:43:47.140
Um, obviously, uh, integral, integrally tied into, uh, uh, uh, Israel, right?
02:44:00.340
So just give it some time, baby, which is low information.
02:44:03.680
I remember Clint, Clint Russell pushing back against that.
02:44:06.560
And I just said, fucking mark my words, you bald bitch.
02:44:10.480
And so now every time something like this happens, I go, that's another drop in the cultural
02:44:21.620
And then all it takes, even right now, all it takes is for Israel to do some shit.
02:44:27.320
But if he does some shit or if Israel, if Benjamin Netanyahu does some shit, if they, if they,
02:44:35.060
you know, if you go back to the cliff high predictions about potentially bombing a nuclear
02:44:39.020
facility in Iran and covering three fifths of the world in fallout, and then having everybody
02:44:43.560
turn on Israel, I go, that sounds like a potentiality for sure.