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00:01:13.220 We are being hypnotized by people like this.

00:01:22.200 Newsreaders, politicians, teachers, lecturers.

00:01:26.900 We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.

00:01:34.560 And the chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely normal.

00:01:41.660 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:01:42.820 There's some Nephilim shit.

00:01:44.000 It's like we all know it's going down.

00:01:46.220 But no one's saying shit what happened to the home of the brave.

00:01:49.520 But they controlling this now.

00:01:51.420 And no one's talking about how they made a spot of these slaves.

00:01:54.560 And everybody's just walking around.

00:01:56.660 Head in the clouds and want to wake up to a dead in the grave.

00:01:59.780 But then it's too late.

00:02:00.780 We need to be ready to raise up.

00:02:02.600 Welcome to the end of day.

00:02:04.340 Everybody is slaves.

00:02:05.780 Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in their hands.

00:02:10.280 Which one are we reading?

00:02:11.120 Dude, we haven't even, we're reading Joe.

00:02:13.380 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles.

00:02:17.160 Joe.

00:02:17.420 Don't interrupt me.

00:02:18.600 The show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony.

00:02:22.480 I am David Lee Corvo, a.k.a. The Raven.

00:02:25.380 Don't do that.

00:02:26.220 That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.

00:02:29.620 I mean, how does it feel now?

00:02:30.760 Because as I'm setting everything up, David has made it his life mission to just,

00:02:37.980 I think it's good.

00:02:38.920 I think it looks good.

00:02:39.580 It does look good.

00:02:40.260 But you, you do too much.

00:02:41.960 We're like here, we're going to start, there's like all the little,

00:02:44.280 oh, we've got to tweak this, we've got to do that.

00:02:46.080 It's got to look, everything's got to be perfect.

00:02:47.660 I've got to decide which fake Jordans I'm going to wear.

00:02:49.780 They're fake Jordans.

00:02:50.700 These are actually, we're finally admitting it.

00:02:52.520 These are the Bruce Lees to the people.

00:02:54.420 So we're going to read Joe today.

00:02:55.760 Well, hold on a second.

00:02:56.600 What about patreon.com backslash nothingnesswhat?

00:02:58.600 Fine.

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00:03:03.180 When you're hungry.

00:03:04.160 When you're hungry.

00:03:05.020 Wait, what?

00:03:05.760 Yeah.

00:03:06.060 Oh, I get it for content?

00:03:07.140 Oh, no.

00:03:07.520 Stop showing people stuff.

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00:03:15.140 Sign up at the mommy tier.

00:03:16.460 Somebody signed up.

00:03:17.960 I saw somebody did like a hundred and something.

00:03:19.660 Somebody did three hundred and something.

00:03:20.960 That's for the year.

00:03:21.740 I think they did this one here for the year.

00:03:23.980 Retardio for the year.

00:03:25.020 God bless me.

00:03:25.740 That's a telepathy for a year.

00:03:28.320 It's fun to be, like, they made the commitment to be retarded for a full year.

00:03:32.100 God bless.

00:03:32.900 I think it's a, oh, somebody said it sounds terrible.

00:03:36.080 Sounds, oh, I know why.

00:03:37.660 Because you're stupid.

00:03:38.980 You see?

00:03:39.780 There's always, yep.

00:03:41.280 Unbelievable.

00:03:43.220 Audio.

00:03:44.500 HDMI.

00:03:45.040 Oh, my God.

00:03:45.540 Look at him.

00:03:46.620 Do we sound better now, guys?

00:03:48.140 Do you like the way that we sound now?

00:03:49.500 Because he's stupid.

00:03:50.900 See, all the little things.

00:03:51.880 He was worried about the lights.

00:03:53.920 He was worried.

00:03:54.340 Welcome back to another episode.

00:03:56.220 Don't do that.

00:03:56.560 We already did that.

00:03:57.620 No, no, no, no.

00:03:58.260 We're doing it again, and we're going to run it from the top.

00:04:00.140 Hulk Hogan died.

00:04:01.480 Hulk Hogan died.

00:04:02.080 Run it from the top, so we'll edit it out.

00:04:03.580 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, the show where we

00:04:06.120 read your submitted paranormal testimony.

00:04:13.340 Oh, you've got to press it once and then let it go.

00:04:15.920 You were, you were, you were.

00:04:16.840 Oh, you keep pressing it.

00:04:17.680 Yeah, that's it.

00:04:18.080 Yeah, you can't keep pressing it.

00:04:19.060 Okay.

00:04:19.420 Hulk Hogan died.

00:04:20.180 So what?

00:04:22.040 Yeah, really?

00:04:22.540 Who cares, right?

00:04:23.320 I mean, was he sick?

00:04:24.980 Was he vaccinated?

00:04:25.660 I didn't even know he was sick.

00:04:26.980 I had questions.

00:04:27.860 Is he, did he worship Satan?

00:04:29.440 Is he vaccinated?

00:04:30.060 He was a Satanist, yeah.

00:04:31.600 Clearly.

00:04:32.220 Everyone that's dying is, I mean, here's the thing.

00:04:36.000 If you die within the next couple of months, within the next six weeks, not just a Satanist.

00:04:41.660 Certainly within the next one week.

00:04:43.080 But you've died, you've died to get away from the accusation that you were on the Epstein

00:04:47.720 flight log.

00:04:48.700 Ooh, I like that.

00:04:49.340 Anybody that dies.

00:04:50.260 Oh my God.

00:04:50.380 I don't give a fuck for any reason.

00:04:51.500 Don't die.

00:04:52.080 I don't want to make light of it.

00:04:53.240 Don't die.

00:04:53.780 Don't goon.

00:04:54.780 Don't do anything.

00:04:55.240 Don't do, but I don't want to make light of it, but I just imagine that if you were

00:05:00.540 going to get molested on an island, there would be a hierarchy of people that you

00:05:03.100 would, you know, it'd be, it'd be like bad to worse.

00:05:06.860 Yeah.

00:05:07.240 Hulk Hogan being the worst.

00:05:09.600 Yeah.

00:05:10.060 Well, okay.

00:05:10.580 Good question.

00:05:11.360 I don't want to, I don't want to, hey, be careful.

00:05:13.020 Don't joke around.

00:05:13.640 No, no.

00:05:14.040 Okay.

00:05:14.500 Okay.

00:05:14.940 All right.

00:05:15.380 Hulk Hogan or Ozzy?

00:05:17.980 I think Ozzy because Hulk Hogan would really give you a pounding.

00:05:20.560 Yeah, but Ozzy could really give you the shakes.

00:05:24.140 God.

00:05:24.640 Don't sit on my lap, baby.

00:05:27.080 No.

00:05:27.620 Hulk Hogan would give you the brother and then he'll give you one fucking leg drop and that's

00:05:31.660 all you got.

00:05:32.040 What if he power bombs you?

00:05:33.100 What if he power bottoms you?

00:05:34.320 All he's got is the slam and the leg drop.

00:05:35.860 He's lazy.

00:05:36.320 That's all he has?

00:05:37.040 That was his moves?

00:05:37.940 Dog, his move set was, first off, I don't want to disrespect Hulk Hogan like this.

00:05:42.280 I think it's a little bit late.

00:05:43.620 Yeah, you know what?

00:05:44.080 It's a little bit dark in here now.

00:05:45.400 What happened?

00:05:45.660 You fucking, because you adjust things, dude.

00:05:47.440 Okay, we're going to make it brighter.

00:05:48.460 Make it brighter.

00:05:48.840 There you go.

00:05:49.460 Looks better.

00:05:50.020 Yeah, that'll lighten the mood too.

00:05:51.500 Yeah.

00:05:52.120 Which is, because it got dark there.

00:05:53.560 It got dark.

00:05:54.540 So his only moves were the leg drop and the.

00:05:56.840 He had, he was like a very lazy worker.

00:05:59.280 Honestly, I have a lot of questions about how he got where he got.

00:06:02.820 Wonderful hype man.

00:06:03.640 Are you kidding me?

00:06:04.080 You ever see the promos that Hulk Hogan would cut?

00:06:06.400 Brother.

00:06:07.100 They're fine.

00:06:07.820 Hulkamaniacs?

00:06:08.620 They were fine.

00:06:09.120 But his in-ring attributes were garbage.

00:06:12.080 He had like a, he'll punch you.

00:06:13.880 He'll punch you.

00:06:14.640 He'll no sell when you punch him back.

00:06:16.540 What's that?

00:06:16.700 Oh, like he'll act like it didn't happen?

00:06:18.440 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:18.760 Like I seen him get hit with the chair in the head and be like.

00:06:23.100 That's fucking dope.

00:06:24.500 That's exciting.

00:06:25.280 It is dope.

00:06:25.940 But it's, it's.

00:06:26.860 Now imagine you're the guy wrestling him and this is all fake.

00:06:29.460 It's disheartening.

00:06:30.240 It's disheartening.

00:06:30.760 You're like, he's not playing along.

00:06:31.900 I just hit him with my best fake shot.

00:06:33.900 Yo, that's literally like when you were a kid and you would play, you know, fake fighting with

00:06:37.520 your friends and then one friend would just never pretend.

00:06:40.260 Sell.

00:06:40.740 It's called sell.

00:06:41.440 You'd never sell.

00:06:42.300 Yeah, you'd never sell.

00:06:43.220 You'd never sell back.

00:06:43.840 And somehow that, and then if you, if you played with that kid, you'd be like, this kid

00:06:47.400 has no future.

00:06:48.360 So this is the question that I got.

00:06:49.680 And then he does have, he has the future in wrestling.

00:06:51.500 He gets the future in wrestling.

00:06:53.680 He's the guy.

00:06:54.680 Yeah.

00:06:55.320 And his skillset is whatever.

00:06:57.740 Like he, he's a tall guy, but there's a lot of tall, a lot of strong dudes.

00:07:00.980 His moveset is literally, this is what sets up his moveset.

00:07:04.220 Yeah.

00:07:04.460 Couple of punches.

00:07:05.440 Yeah.

00:07:05.600 He'll Irish whip you, which I don't know why.

00:07:07.340 They call it that grab your body.

00:07:09.300 Cause they were the first slaves.

00:07:10.300 Did you know that?

00:07:12.260 We was, I didn't know.

00:07:14.740 Irish people were slaves for a long time.

00:07:16.940 Yeah.

00:07:17.100 Long before.

00:07:17.580 Okay.

00:07:17.860 Let's get into this.

00:07:18.640 I mean, that's just, that's all I know.

00:07:19.720 That's the extent of it.

00:07:20.780 So either way on my side of the family, that was slaves.

00:07:23.540 I come from a long lineage of slavery.

00:07:25.380 Your grandmother was a, she was black.

00:07:27.840 She was a whore.

00:07:28.940 No, that's not true.

00:07:29.900 She might've been.

00:07:30.540 Who knows what?

00:07:31.240 Look, let me ask you something.

00:07:32.780 She had it coming is all I'm saying.

00:07:34.040 Okay.

00:07:34.220 Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no.

00:07:34.900 Okay.

00:07:35.020 What I'm saying.

00:07:35.380 What we're saying about Hulk Hogan is how did you get to the spot where you were at?

00:07:38.660 Because your moveset was subpar.

00:07:39.980 Your on mic skills were okay.

00:07:41.760 They were pretty good.

00:07:42.700 Right.

00:07:43.600 It's just, he got to like the, the top, which is weird.

00:07:48.300 You ever see somebody in wrestling who just sucks at like cutting promos, who sucks at

00:07:53.240 doing the drama?

00:07:54.240 Yeah.

00:07:54.660 But they're good at wrestling.

00:07:55.740 But you just go like, yeah, but you can't watch them.

00:07:57.700 It doesn't, there's no story.

00:07:58.900 So in order to have a superstar, you need to build a story arc around them.

00:08:02.380 Um, yeah, he's got to play the heel.

00:08:04.140 Then he's got to play the baby face.

00:08:05.380 Then he's got to play the heel.

00:08:06.340 Then he's got to, you know, he's got to go back and forth.

00:08:07.760 He's got to be versatile in that way.

00:08:09.080 His heel turn was fucking epic.

00:08:10.900 The NWO shit.

00:08:11.920 It's still, bro.

00:08:12.420 Are you talking about, uh, niggas with attitude?

00:08:14.860 No, that's NW, NWA.

00:08:16.960 I mean, I thought we were not going to curse here.

00:08:19.420 Nigga's not a curse.

00:08:20.300 Um, uh, the, the, I took it down.

00:08:22.400 The one where he did the, the black and white era.

00:08:25.140 Yeah.

00:08:25.660 Yeah.

00:08:26.240 Oh, he also hated the blacks, which was, uh, kind of crazy.

00:08:29.320 Based.

00:08:29.840 Yeah.

00:08:30.400 All right.

00:08:31.080 Anyway.

00:08:31.520 Well, can I ask you one thing before we depart from wrestling?

00:08:33.800 Who, who is in your opinion, the iconic face of wrestling, the face most associated

00:08:40.360 with wrestling?

00:08:40.740 It's Hulk Hogan.

00:08:41.340 It's Hulk Hogan.

00:08:41.920 Thank you.

00:08:42.220 But who is, who is the best wrestler, uh, Sean Michaels or the Hardy brothers?

00:08:47.740 The Hardy brothers were dope.

00:08:48.580 The Hardy boys, the Hardy boys.

00:08:49.980 Yeah.

00:08:50.240 Yeah.

00:08:50.480 I'm sorry.

00:08:50.700 They were hard boys.

00:08:51.520 What I do like though, is the last time that Hulk Hogan was on, uh, I think he was the

00:08:56.040 last time he was on WWE might've been WrestleMania.

00:08:58.780 Okay.

00:08:59.080 They booed him out of the stadium.

00:09:00.980 Yeah.

00:09:01.340 That was weird.

00:09:01.900 That was weird.

00:09:02.460 It's cause he, he, he supported Trump at the RNC.

00:09:04.980 Cause he found himself as a part of the beast system.

00:09:07.200 Ooh.

00:09:07.360 Somebody said, uh, ultimate warrior.

00:09:08.980 Don't sleep on the ultimate warrior.

00:09:10.300 Okay.

00:09:10.580 Okay.

00:09:10.860 Okay.

00:09:11.120 Okay.

00:09:11.380 See, here we go.

00:09:12.000 This Z man, bring up Z man.

00:09:14.100 He's a real piece of shit, by the way, bring them up right there.

00:09:16.400 This guy here.

00:09:16.860 This is the same argument that my cousin and I had.

00:09:19.540 My cousin says stone cold, Steve Austin.

00:09:22.200 Now my cousin, Gabe, you know, Gabe, he's a real wrestling fanatic.

00:09:25.960 He loves wrestling.

00:09:26.920 And he says stone cold, Steve Austin.

00:09:29.420 I wish this show was too bad.

00:09:31.180 You're not good enough for Gabe.

00:09:32.940 So he goes, he, he goes, I say it's Hulk Hogan is the face of wrestling.

00:09:38.140 He says stone cold, Steve Austin.

00:09:40.120 It's depends on the era.

00:09:41.100 But no, the real answer.

00:09:42.280 I'm talking about body of work.

00:09:43.760 The real answer is Hulk Hogan.

00:09:45.220 Of course.

00:09:45.920 Yeah.

00:09:46.200 And that's.

00:09:46.940 But I can understand how he says, uh, stone cold, Steve Austin.

00:09:51.360 Yeah.

00:09:51.540 Yeah.

00:09:51.660 Cause that's like, I remember when he got hit with a center block and then he stopped being

00:09:54.860 a wrestler for a long time.

00:09:56.280 Stone cold.

00:09:56.760 Yeah.

00:09:56.920 They dropped a center block on his head from like, uh, uh, you know, that might've been

00:10:00.200 kayfabe.

00:10:00.720 I'm pretty sure that that was a Stephen King novel.

00:10:02.980 They dropped the center block on Stephen King said, no, no, they dropped it on a black

00:10:06.680 girl's head.

00:10:07.280 She got, this is actually very interesting.

00:10:09.040 We should book another thing that you should read.

00:10:11.140 I think we should get, we should get, we should get into doing fiction, like looking.

00:10:17.760 I know.

00:10:17.900 Oh God, that's exhausting.

00:10:18.940 I hate fiction.

00:10:19.840 Oh God.

00:10:20.240 I don't like fiction.

00:10:21.100 Yeah.

00:10:21.160 Yeah, I know.

00:10:21.520 But give me politics.

00:10:22.800 No, who get who?

00:10:23.760 I don't want it.

00:10:24.480 Yeah.

00:10:24.640 Give me politics.

00:10:25.400 Don't do that.

00:10:25.820 Don't do that.

00:10:26.660 Just cause we have a set.

00:10:27.520 You think you could do that?

00:10:28.520 Don't.

00:10:28.860 And don't look at yourself while you do it either.

00:10:31.380 That's kind of disgusting.

00:10:32.240 It is.

00:10:33.400 No.

00:10:33.940 Oh God.

00:10:34.400 Okay.

00:10:34.820 What I'm saying.

00:10:35.520 I don't do politics.

00:10:36.260 That's what I'm saying.

00:10:36.680 All right.

00:10:36.900 So this story here, cause it all pertains, this is Stephen King story, the dark tower

00:10:40.280 series.

00:10:40.680 Okay.

00:10:41.440 What's her name?

00:10:43.080 Her name is Susanna.

00:10:44.660 She's a black girl with no legs.

00:10:47.100 What?

00:10:47.720 Right.

00:10:48.200 Oh, but the way she gets there is she's walking down the street and somebody throws a brick

00:10:53.160 at her head.

00:10:54.680 It just blaps this bitch.

00:10:57.760 Like, I mean, but from there it causes a split personality.

00:11:00.980 Stephen King, Stephen King, super esoteric and knows what he's talking about.

00:11:04.500 She's one of these characters that has these, uh, split personalities.

00:11:08.680 Uh, what do they call it?

00:11:10.220 A disassociation.

00:11:11.800 And one will come forward.

00:11:12.900 Multiple personality disorders.

00:11:14.080 This gets in front of you.

00:11:14.740 Did I ever tell you about the part in this story where a woman gets impregnated by this

00:11:20.580 spider creature called Morton and the creature, when she, when she gives birth.

00:11:24.440 The spider, the spider is an interesting.

00:11:26.240 Exactly.

00:11:26.760 See what I mean?

00:11:27.180 This guy's everywhere.

00:11:27.840 Yeah.

00:11:28.660 Okay.

00:11:28.980 So she gets impregnated by this, uh, spider, spider creature.

00:11:33.060 And what does he do?

00:11:33.740 Does he, how does he do it?

00:11:35.600 No, no, I'm sorry.

00:11:36.140 She gets impregnated by a disembodied spirit and she gives birth to this half spider kind

00:11:41.040 of thing.

00:11:41.360 And when he comes out as a baby comes out with a full erection out of her.

00:11:45.000 Oh, I remember, remember.

00:11:46.260 So this is, this is her Susanna.

00:11:48.300 Yeah.

00:11:48.480 So she's got this split personality.

00:11:49.980 So it's very interesting stuff when you read it.

00:11:52.500 I mean, I read it years ago and I wasn't aware of how steeped in the occult and things like

00:11:57.860 this, that it, that it actually is.

00:11:59.340 So yeah.

00:11:59.920 Hitting the head with the brick split personality, her journey from there just gets crazy all the

00:12:04.920 way to Nephilim shit.

00:12:06.040 But you don't need, we don't call it Nephilim shit when, when we're reading it.

00:12:08.680 Cause we don't have the correct, uh, verbiage.

00:12:10.560 Now we do.

00:12:11.220 Now we would, which is the correct.

00:12:12.680 Now you do.

00:12:13.560 Now you do.

00:12:14.060 And that's the correct verbiage, by the way, is, is Nephilim shit.

00:12:16.940 I, you know, speaking of authors, I would like to read, uh, my wife says, you can't

00:12:20.860 have your gun on the table.

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00:12:51.980 Um, no, because I'm going to block out that we said gun and that could just be anything.

00:12:56.680 That could be anything, honestly.

00:12:58.400 Yeah.

00:12:58.740 And it, I, you, you pointing it out, wife, uh, is, is detrimental to the, so, okay.

00:13:04.540 We're going to read a submission.

00:13:06.220 This comes from Joe.

00:13:07.720 Joe.

00:13:08.240 Hi, Joe.

00:13:08.960 Joe.

00:13:09.300 This was back in 630.

00:13:11.420 Um, it doesn't have a title, uh, because I don't know how to do this on my phone.

00:13:15.500 Let's see if it has a title.

00:13:16.400 Uh-oh.

00:13:16.880 Oh, I ruined everything.

00:13:17.940 It's all gone now.

00:13:19.600 Uh, uh-oh.

00:13:20.520 This is a mistake.

00:13:21.620 Okay.

00:13:21.960 Hold on.

00:13:22.280 Oh, no.

00:13:22.660 That was also a mistake.

00:13:23.920 Here we go.

00:13:24.700 So, Joe.

00:13:25.400 Love the show and what you all do.

00:13:27.340 What does it say?

00:13:28.000 It says, uh, thank you and a great, and it's, you can see I got dot, dot, dot, so I can't

00:13:33.520 see what it says, the title.

00:13:35.040 This guy doesn't know how to use his phone.

00:13:36.360 I don't know how to use my phone.

00:13:37.220 Okay, so he says, no, don't touch it.

00:13:38.520 It's fine.

00:13:38.900 It's over now.

00:13:39.780 He goes, love the show and what you all do.

00:13:43.640 Uh.

00:13:43.820 As wild as the discussions are, I believe the show leads a lot of people to Christ.

00:13:48.940 God, man.

00:13:49.340 We just talked about that.

00:13:50.440 We just beat off on camera.

00:13:52.180 Beat off on camera.

00:13:53.700 Uh, talked about whether we'd like Hulk Hogan or Ozzy.

00:13:57.600 What's the, who's pitching a tent like a true Boy Scout?

00:13:59.600 Who's, who's it erect?

00:14:00.920 Who?

00:14:01.400 Oh, I didn't even click on that.

00:14:02.220 Why did you click on that?

00:14:03.200 I don't know.

00:14:03.960 What the hell?

00:14:04.760 Okay, so, so we're leading the people to Christ, uh, who would, who would likely not

00:14:09.660 otherwise find a path.

00:14:11.080 True shepherds of the Lord.

00:14:12.180 This really, this really hurts to read after what we just did.

00:14:16.160 Can we start over?

00:14:17.160 Oh my God.

00:14:17.640 Joe, well, he sent this last month.

00:14:19.600 Last month.

00:14:20.180 We've decided.

00:14:21.060 We probably have gotten worse.

00:14:21.980 We've decided to become worse.

00:14:24.200 I thought we were doing better, honestly.

00:14:25.700 I thought, I thought we, I made a conscious decision.

00:14:28.640 Anyway.

00:14:29.260 I don't like that your wife's watching.

00:14:30.640 Where is she?

00:14:31.300 Turn it off.

00:14:31.760 Be in the chat.

00:14:32.480 Where's my wife?

00:14:33.360 Keep reading.

00:14:33.940 Okay.

00:14:34.720 Anyway, I heard you all on a number of occasions discuss autism and the possibility of the syndrome

00:14:42.960 unlocking supernatural abilities.

00:14:46.020 The elite possibly studying this as some sort of way to ascend the current human form into

00:14:53.840 something different, an evolution of sorts.

00:14:56.440 This whole subject reminded me of the sci-fi novel by Arthur Clarke, Childhood's End.

00:15:05.180 If you're not familiar, check it out.

00:15:07.820 An interesting novel with loads of symbolism.

00:15:10.660 Loads.

00:15:13.280 True shepherds of the Lord.

00:15:15.880 We're going to change the name of the show to True Shepherds of the Lord.

00:15:19.520 We're in the Christianity section.

00:15:21.120 We've got to change that now.

00:15:22.120 We shouldn't be in the Christianity section.

00:15:23.000 I mean, obviously, we're Christian.

00:15:24.900 We believe in Jesus Christ.

00:15:26.120 Which is a good question.

00:15:27.260 Let's take a quick departure from Joe's story and talk about-

00:15:29.560 This is the end of it.

00:15:30.500 Hold on.

00:15:30.680 Let me finish it.

00:15:31.280 That's it.

00:15:31.820 He just said, just wanted to share a thought.

00:15:33.920 That was a quick load, Joe.

00:15:35.160 Keep up the great work, J-A-C.

00:15:37.680 Which I assume one of the J is probably for Joe.

00:15:40.260 And then there's footnotes.

00:15:41.220 And I'll read about what Childhood's End is.

00:15:43.320 And we can discuss that.

00:15:44.000 But what were you going to segue into very rudely?

00:15:48.100 See, somebody up there says Raven's wife.

00:15:52.640 But I know she's not in the-

00:15:54.800 She's a liar.

00:15:55.880 She says, my husband takes loads.

00:15:57.700 I know that's not her.

00:15:59.000 Very rude.

00:15:59.880 We're talking about Christianity.

00:16:02.540 And real Christians and fake Christians.

00:16:05.500 Yeah, okay.

00:16:06.200 Are we?

00:16:06.520 All right.

00:16:06.640 Real Christians like us.

00:16:09.180 I shouldn't have gave him soda.

00:16:11.160 Yeah, I get gassy.

00:16:12.220 I got into a lot of shit on Twitter recently.

00:16:17.060 Today, yesterday.

00:16:19.200 For saying the truth.

00:16:20.480 Ozzy Osbourne.

00:16:21.080 Again, yeah.

00:16:21.660 I just keep telling the truth.

00:16:22.860 Okay.

00:16:23.480 Keep getting in trouble.

00:16:24.640 It's like I'm stepping on a rake.

00:16:26.080 It's fine.

00:16:26.880 But I'm right.

00:16:28.340 I think so.

00:16:29.200 There's a concerted effort, for whatever reason, to declare Ozzy Osbourne as a Christian.

00:16:34.760 Okay.

00:16:35.580 Now, I have seen an article that declares.

00:16:39.760 I declare.

00:16:40.720 I declare.

00:16:41.260 I do declare.

00:16:42.880 That Ozzy Osbourne believed in Jesus Christ.

00:16:47.000 That was what it said.

00:16:48.160 Okay.

00:16:49.640 There's no.

00:16:50.440 My wife says there's no chatting on X.

00:16:53.660 Oh.

00:16:54.160 And she'll make a rumble.

00:16:55.620 Oh, there's no one chatting on X.

00:16:57.340 Oh, so she's.

00:16:58.080 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:16:58.560 Dead up there.

00:16:59.200 Go on YouTube.

00:17:00.780 So, nobody chats on X.

00:17:03.860 That he believed in Jesus.

00:17:06.920 Which is a very specific.

00:17:07.960 I didn't read the article.

00:17:08.800 I only saw a screenshot of a headline.

00:17:10.800 Couldn't even find the article if I wanted to because it didn't have where it was sourced from.

00:17:14.800 Okay.

00:17:15.160 Lots of, lots of, lots of, lots of Satanists.

00:17:19.220 Yeah.

00:17:19.380 And not even saying that he was.

00:17:21.000 Let's just start there.

00:17:21.680 Lots of Satanists believe that Jesus Christ is real.

00:17:25.780 Yeah, that's the, that's like a prerequisite to being a Satan.

00:17:28.180 The Satanists that are atheists are not, they are not real Satanists.

00:17:32.720 They're wax Satanists.

00:17:33.900 Right, right.

00:17:34.400 And somebody said to me, well, he, he wears crosses.

00:17:39.160 What sort of Satanists, what sort of Satanists wears a cross?

00:17:43.180 And I said, well, well, real Satanists infiltrate the church.

00:17:48.300 They go there religious, you know.

00:17:51.900 Yeah.

00:17:52.140 Every Sunday to subvert, they go there religiously, they go there religiously to subvert.

00:17:57.520 Yes.

00:17:57.980 The flock.

00:17:59.020 Okay.

00:18:00.280 That's a good way to start the conversation.

00:18:02.400 What do you think about Crowley?

00:18:05.540 I am holding in a fart.

00:18:07.600 Oh, I am.

00:18:08.500 I'm holding it.

00:18:09.760 It's distracting.

00:18:11.080 It's a small.

00:18:11.580 I won't let it.

00:18:12.740 I won't let it out.

00:18:14.000 This is a small room.

00:18:15.060 But I just want you to know where I'm in my house.

00:18:18.380 I fart freely.

00:18:19.120 I mute the microphone.

00:18:20.860 No, no, no, no, no.

00:18:21.660 You don't want it to happen.

00:18:26.380 Oh, he did it.

00:18:27.180 It's disgusting.

00:18:27.980 That's not true.

00:18:28.480 I didn't do that.

00:18:29.180 You would have to stop the show.

00:18:30.380 You'd have to hold it in and it's going to have to go back.

00:18:31.980 It's fine.

00:18:32.080 It goes back in.

00:18:33.320 It was just in orbit.

00:18:34.240 So where do you, where do you, where do you put Ozzy Osbourne?

00:18:38.920 People, so people are falsely attributing me saying that he's going to hell.

00:18:42.840 I don't know.

00:18:43.900 I don't know if he goes to hell or if he goes to heaven.

00:18:46.000 I hope not.

00:18:46.780 I hope he found Jesus.

00:18:47.640 I also think that people that say we need to pray for their souls, I think that that's

00:18:51.880 retarded.

00:18:52.420 I think you need to have done that before you died, Hulk Hogan.

00:18:55.200 Probably, yeah.

00:18:56.000 Yeah, you shouldn't have went to that island.

00:18:57.020 Hulk Hogan's going to hell.

00:18:58.260 Why the hell you go to that island?

00:19:00.520 Why the fuck would you go to that island?

00:19:02.480 Hulk Hogan.

00:19:03.960 If you're watching this, he was very tan.

00:19:06.600 He was.

00:19:07.120 It seems like an island boy.

00:19:09.100 Seems like he spent a lot of time on an island.

00:19:10.220 You know who else is very tan?

00:19:11.640 Not Ozzy.

00:19:12.560 Donald Trump.

00:19:13.700 Ozzy was staying inside the temple.

00:19:15.740 He was.

00:19:16.240 He didn't see the light of day because he's a vampire.

00:19:18.700 So, okay.

00:19:19.880 So people said.

00:19:20.540 Yeah, I'm not saying he's not, that he's not going to heaven.

00:19:25.260 I'm saying that his work and what he showed up until two weeks ago was not Christian iconography,

00:19:33.740 symbology.

00:19:34.580 There was nothing Christian about it.

00:19:35.940 As a matter of fact, they're like, oh, it was a fun game that he did.

00:19:39.540 And he's just a silly goose.

00:19:40.820 He's just a silly goose.

00:19:41.660 And he liked to act like he was a Satanist and do all the things that.

00:19:45.800 Did you know he killed 17 cats in a drug-fueled rage?

00:19:50.940 Wow.

00:19:51.380 Yeah.

00:19:51.560 I didn't know that.

00:19:51.960 And that Sharon found him underneath a Sharon, by the way, who is a Jew.

00:19:56.740 A Jew.

00:19:57.780 Did you know that they renewed their vows Jewishly?

00:20:01.700 Hmm.

00:20:02.420 No, I didn't.

00:20:03.240 I didn't know that.

00:20:03.920 Yeah.

00:20:04.220 It was kind of, I guess not, you know, reason in the grand scheme of things.

00:20:07.620 Probably sometime after the Osborne show.

00:20:10.060 So maybe like 2012 or something like that.

00:20:11.660 I don't even think that his music was that great.

00:20:13.820 You know what did fuck?

00:20:15.500 Mr. Crowley.

00:20:16.760 I mean, these were just fine songs.

00:20:18.560 Mr. Crowley.

00:20:19.760 Did you know what I found out?

00:20:26.000 The only thing really good about him, about that band, was Randy Rhoades.

00:20:29.640 You don't know who that is.

00:20:30.680 He was a guitar player.

00:20:31.800 He played like the riff for...

00:20:33.560 You know what I just did?

00:20:34.700 You farted.

00:20:35.240 No.

00:20:35.620 Inside yourself.

00:20:36.320 With the music that I sang.

00:20:38.220 Yeah.

00:20:38.380 That's as far as I know.

00:20:39.780 Okay, so...

00:20:40.740 I did it all right there.

00:20:41.840 The riff for like Crazy Train.

00:20:44.260 Oh yeah, I know that one.

00:20:45.560 That's how it goes.

00:20:46.700 Randy Rhoades, he's like hair metal.

00:20:48.660 He looked like hair metal dude.

00:20:50.020 Really pretty good guitarist.

00:20:51.820 He died in Leesburg, Florida.

00:20:55.480 Okay.

00:20:56.060 Oh yeah, I learned that.

00:20:57.640 Somebody tagged us in it.

00:20:58.560 And you know what I said?

00:20:59.240 Dustin killed him.

00:20:59.700 I didn't say anything because I never responded to anybody.

00:21:03.500 Yeah.

00:21:04.020 Crazy.

00:21:04.740 Yeah.

00:21:05.400 But that's how it goes.

00:21:06.260 But that's how...

00:21:07.700 So, so...

00:21:10.920 Okay.

00:21:11.400 What's childhood...

00:21:12.160 So you want to still talk...

00:21:13.060 Well, I would like to talk a little bit more about Ozzy Osbourne.

00:21:15.120 I would like to say that he...

00:21:17.740 People said that he accidentally...

00:21:19.700 Did you know that?

00:21:20.180 He accidentally, ladies and gentlemen, bit the head off of a bat.

00:21:23.820 It was an accident.

00:21:24.580 Yeah, but he did it to a dove too.

00:21:26.400 Well, that was an accident.

00:21:27.860 He didn't know it was a real dove.

00:21:29.520 He thought that it was a fake dove, as one often gets.

00:21:32.820 You've heard of dove chocolate.

00:21:34.100 Yeah.

00:21:35.060 Delicious.

00:21:36.240 He's like, is it cake?

00:21:37.300 Is it cake?

00:21:38.200 No.

00:21:38.760 So, so he, you know, two instances...

00:21:41.620 Okay.

00:21:42.320 But that's...

00:21:42.800 He accidentally bit the head off of a critter.

00:21:44.780 This is all superficial stuff.

00:21:46.020 As one does.

00:21:46.740 I think the reality is, like, so I'm dealing with Jack Posobich, who...

00:21:50.260 Oh, he's very gay.

00:21:51.220 Very gay.

00:21:51.360 By the way, Isaac Cappy said he was a...

00:21:53.700 A fed.

00:21:54.180 Yeah, no shit.

00:21:54.780 Yeah, an unlisted foreign asset or an un...

00:21:57.520 Yeah.

00:21:57.720 I believe it.

00:21:58.520 But I believe a lot of stuff.

00:22:00.900 Here's the truth, though.

00:22:02.380 You don't work in the music industry for, I mean, not even since, like, what, the 70s?

00:22:07.260 Yeah.

00:22:07.460 So we're talking about fucking 50 years?

00:22:09.420 Yeah.

00:22:09.900 You worked and you were relevant within the music industry, in pop culture, in, what do

00:22:15.720 they call this?

00:22:16.220 Like, reality TV on MTV, you're venerated by all of the worst people.

00:22:21.520 Oh, yeah.

00:22:22.220 And it's like...

00:22:22.720 Like, actual Satanists?

00:22:23.940 Like, actual Satanists.

00:22:24.920 Like, Mr. Crown.

00:22:25.860 Like, they're pumping.

00:22:26.780 Well, I mean, the people who showed up...

00:22:27.720 They're having cookouts.

00:22:28.480 The people who showed up to his tribute concert.

00:22:30.980 And I know that they can be like, oh, this is a misconception and, you know, these guys

00:22:34.400 are just doing things and they're just showing you stuff, but they're not really about it.

00:22:38.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:39.280 I am very...

00:22:40.060 I'm, like, completely past that.

00:22:41.520 Like, I've watched Moana.

00:22:42.860 Yeah.

00:22:43.020 Okay?

00:22:43.480 Everything is steeped.

00:22:44.380 I am Moana.

00:22:45.520 It's all steeped in the occult.

00:22:46.740 Yeah.

00:22:46.840 It's wild.

00:22:47.680 Yeah.

00:22:48.260 So when these guys are doing the same kind of show and tell shit, I'm like, yeah, I

00:22:52.120 know what that is.

00:22:52.700 And you know what?

00:22:53.680 Maybe, maybe mom was right.

00:22:56.460 Okay?

00:22:57.180 Maybe mom was right.

00:22:57.360 All these faggots are like, oh, look at you.

00:22:58.960 You're out there saying, like, this isn't good.

00:23:01.320 You look like...

00:23:01.780 You sound like Satanic panic.

00:23:03.240 Maybe mom had an idea.

00:23:04.680 Hey, maybe you should be panicking.

00:23:05.800 Maybe you should fucking panic a little bit.

00:23:07.280 Yeah.

00:23:07.420 Because it looks like Satan is out here running the world, dog.

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00:23:37.900 Did Ozzy Osbourne's body of work, for how many years?

00:23:44.820 Many years, right?

00:23:45.500 Like 50 years?

00:23:46.340 Something like that, yeah.

00:23:46.820 Something like 50 years.

00:23:47.760 For 50 years, his body of work, did it produce more Christians or more Satanists?

00:23:54.880 And it's in the listenership.

00:23:56.600 I could say that it produced zero Christians.

00:23:59.420 His body of work produced zero Christians.

00:24:01.700 But us here talking about who we would like to blap, blap, blap us on Epstein Island would

00:24:06.140 probably produce like at least maybe one more Christian.

00:24:09.220 Crazy.

00:24:09.780 Crazy dynamic here.

00:24:11.180 You're talking about the hierarchy of getting blapped by Hogan.

00:24:15.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:16.220 That could probably bring a couple people to the Lord.

00:24:19.760 We've waited.

00:24:20.440 But so that's, yeah, that's the, I think the main point, besides the iconography, besides

00:24:27.920 the killing of the cats and the drug-fueled rage and the biting of the doves and the bats

00:24:34.020 and all the stuff with the critters and the Prince of Darkness and the Crowley songs and

00:24:38.040 all that shit.

00:24:38.500 It's all jokes.

00:24:38.760 It's all jokes, though.

00:24:39.480 Besides that, the fruits of what he's done made him a Hollywood elite, married to a Jew

00:24:48.820 who he remarried Jewishly.

00:24:51.140 Within the Jewish music industry for 50 years.

00:24:56.020 Yeah.

00:24:56.620 It's crazy.

00:24:57.200 Hollywood elite.

00:24:57.700 Yeah.

00:24:58.480 And also produced probably a lot of people who, even if he was LARPing, said, I idolize

00:25:04.660 this motherfucker.

00:25:05.600 I want to be like Ozzy.

00:25:07.200 What does that look like?

00:25:08.140 Well, it looks like Satanism.

00:25:09.380 I'm going to pursue that.

00:25:10.500 He was once given a cross.

00:25:11.920 He was once given a couple of crosses.

00:25:14.140 I'm going to pull down my shirt and I'm going to just like pull my skin flaps together so

00:25:18.620 I have nasty, fake, long tits and go, but he once was given a cross.

00:25:24.260 Who is that lady?

00:25:25.360 I'm going to talk about this person.

00:25:26.860 Okay.

00:25:27.260 It's just ridiculous.

00:25:28.240 All right.

00:25:28.680 From the libertarian days.

00:25:29.980 It's very sad, actually.

00:25:31.360 Long titted, long flappy titted.

00:25:32.880 Long titted.

00:25:33.460 You know what?

00:25:34.040 All right.

00:25:34.560 Well, let's talk about childhood then.

00:25:36.040 You're lucky you weren't around Ozzy.

00:25:37.240 You're lucky.

00:25:38.520 He would have confused you.

00:25:39.960 You have to look into the camera.

00:25:40.720 She could have taken that skin and fucking flapped away with it.

00:25:44.180 Bat wings.

00:25:44.920 Blat wing.

00:25:45.500 He would have bit your head off.

00:25:46.500 Don't say blat anymore.

00:25:47.580 Blat.

00:25:48.660 All right.

00:25:49.300 So what is childhood's end?

00:25:51.500 Thanks to Nancy, who decided to do some.

00:25:54.440 Too much flesh.

00:25:55.540 I agree.

00:25:56.120 Too much flesh.

00:25:56.760 Too much flesh.

00:25:58.180 Nancy's decided to do some small amount of work here, which.

00:26:01.260 What does she say?

00:26:01.740 Let's acknowledge it.

00:26:03.960 So she says childhood's end is the overlords.

00:26:08.020 Oh, don't read it to the bottom.

00:26:09.140 She, she, she did a horoscope for us.

00:26:11.460 She did a, she did a, she did a horoscope.

00:26:13.560 Yeah.

00:26:13.720 It's an entire, look, it's a six page, it's a six page horoscope with the tarot card reading

00:26:17.820 and the translation.

00:26:18.780 That's not true.

00:26:19.040 Is that true?

00:26:19.820 Let's, let's, let's, can we fucking assault her?

00:26:21.680 Just read the first paragraph and don't read the rest.

00:26:24.660 It's fine.

00:26:25.500 Oh, okay.

00:26:26.100 Just stop doing that, Nancy.

00:26:27.240 This is every time now.

00:26:27.880 Childhood's, childhood's, we should hit her.

00:26:30.000 I mean, like really assault her.

00:26:31.620 Too far away to hit.

00:26:32.860 All right.

00:26:33.620 Oh, like tall?

00:26:35.000 Just.

00:26:37.000 I thought about that sometimes.

00:26:38.440 I'm like, if I'm fighting like a real tall dude, like, yeah, I, I might not even be able

00:26:42.860 to hit him.

00:26:43.540 You got a leg kicks, but she knows Muay Thai.

00:26:45.100 Did you know that?

00:26:45.700 Does she?

00:26:46.100 She looks like.

00:26:46.660 Yeah.

00:26:46.760 That fucking bitch.

00:26:48.300 All right.

00:26:49.100 Um, I would hate that.

00:26:51.140 You know how much I would hate that to start doing my Muay Thai and then to just get out

00:26:54.260 kicked by some tall fucking.

00:26:55.960 All right.

00:26:56.160 So the overlords in childhood's end are enigmatic extraterrestrial beings, extraterrestrial

00:27:02.100 beings who arrive on earth with an air of benevolent authority, towering and crimson

00:27:06.720 skin, their skinned, their appearances, both majestic and unsettling with bat like wings

00:27:11.900 that evoke, uh, you know, I, so I don't have to read this, Nancy, what the fuck?

00:27:15.620 Um, basically childhood childhood and childhood's end is, um, UFO show up, right?

00:27:21.780 Mm-hmm.

00:27:22.480 And they think they stay in the sky for some period of time before they finally start to

00:27:26.060 communicate.

00:27:26.820 And, uh, what they do is they fix everything that ails us.

00:27:33.000 Nice.

00:27:33.900 Politically, technologically, they implement new systems that bring about world peace.

00:27:39.640 Yeah.

00:27:39.920 They introduce technology that elevates and accelerates us to the point where everybody,

00:27:44.760 where are you going?

00:27:45.360 You're done, huh?

00:27:46.120 He's done.

00:27:47.600 Um, uh, uh, it, it, it, it makes everything better.

00:27:51.780 They just, so there's, there's no more like world hunger.

00:27:54.080 There's no more wars.

00:27:55.520 All the things that ails us are solved.

00:27:57.600 You're saying like a golden age?

00:27:59.160 By these aliens.

00:28:01.000 But the, the caveat is they can't expose themselves physically to us.

00:28:06.260 We're not allowed to see their visage.

00:28:08.080 Okay.

00:28:08.740 And then, and then until a promised date.

00:28:12.160 So time goes forward.

00:28:14.240 We live in a veritable.

00:28:15.160 No, don't touch my hand.

00:28:16.040 We live in a veritable.

00:28:17.020 What's this?

00:28:17.740 Oh, I can do stuff too.

00:28:19.860 That's pretty cool.

00:28:21.060 Um, we live in a veritable, which might be a word that I've made up.

00:28:25.080 It's not a word.

00:28:25.760 Veritable, uh, verifiable.

00:28:28.200 We live in a good time.

00:28:29.380 Everything really is great.

00:28:30.400 Verifiably good time.

00:28:31.780 Well, no, but it's like it's a veritable.

00:28:33.880 It's a veritable good time.

00:28:36.520 Are you having a veritable time?

00:28:39.140 Veritally.

00:28:40.080 Are you having fun?

00:28:40.560 The times are good.

00:28:41.440 So, um, and then what happens is after we live in this, uh, utopia, they, they expose themselves

00:28:48.000 to us on their, on the, on the given promised date.

00:28:50.940 Right.

00:28:51.780 Um, and they're, they're basically gigantic.

00:28:54.580 What do you do?

00:28:55.020 Don't do that.

00:28:55.520 They're, they're gigantic, uh.

00:28:58.160 Winged creatures.

00:28:59.440 Demons.

00:28:59.800 They're demons.

00:29:00.340 I've seen them.

00:29:00.840 They look like Satan.

00:29:01.720 Yeah.

00:29:02.340 I've seen them.

00:29:02.820 And then they harvest us.

00:29:04.140 Yeah.

00:29:04.760 Um.

00:29:05.980 What do they harvest us for?

00:29:07.260 Ah.

00:29:08.100 Seed, probably.

00:29:09.140 Our seed.

00:29:09.720 Everyone wants a seed.

00:29:09.960 They milk us.

00:29:10.680 Everything, everything is just, we get milked.

00:29:12.640 Okay.

00:29:13.020 So what's the point of this story?

00:29:14.180 I don't really understand.

00:29:15.240 That's a good question.

00:29:15.740 I don't remember the beginning of it.

00:29:17.140 He just said, hey, like the show.

00:29:18.360 Have you ever seen this show?

00:29:19.440 I don't understand how, because he, what he brought up, what he started talking about

00:29:23.360 was Hulk Hogan and the hierarchy of, of blaps.

00:29:25.600 No, that's what we were talking about.

00:29:27.320 Was it really?

00:29:27.900 Yeah.

00:29:28.140 Joe, uh, Joe wrote this well before Hulk Hogan died.

00:29:30.980 Oh.

00:29:31.220 About a month before.

00:29:32.100 You know what's weird?

00:29:33.300 Yeah.

00:29:33.480 If Nancy said that Ozzy was going to die.

00:29:37.520 Yeah.

00:29:37.780 Nancy's like, this is what Nancy looks like.

00:29:40.500 She kind of looks like that.

00:29:41.760 Yeah.

00:29:42.380 It's crazy.

00:29:43.220 She said he was going to die.

00:29:44.760 If Nancy.

00:29:46.020 On like July 10th.

00:29:47.580 If she like unfurled wings.

00:29:49.420 And she said he was going to be a ritual sacrifice.

00:29:51.740 Did she say that?

00:29:52.560 That's what she said, that bitch.

00:29:54.260 There's no way.

00:29:55.160 Yeah.

00:29:55.320 That's weird.

00:29:55.820 Because Toad posted.

00:29:57.680 Right.

00:29:58.780 A song by Ozzy that he covered on ukulele.

00:30:01.760 And he said rest in peace.

00:30:04.060 Which was strange.

00:30:05.500 That was all the way back in the beginning of July.

00:30:07.320 He said that in July?

00:30:08.660 Yeah.

00:30:08.900 Dickie Walnuts.

00:30:10.100 This is real.

00:30:10.680 Hold on.

00:30:11.520 I'll read the whole tweet to you.

00:30:13.140 I think you sent it to me and I ignored it.

00:30:14.940 Yeah.

00:30:15.140 You do that.

00:30:16.160 Yeah.

00:30:16.540 Yeah.

00:30:16.760 Let's go there.

00:30:17.500 Probably.

00:30:18.080 This is bizarre.

00:30:19.660 In my opinion, this is bizarre.

00:30:22.860 All right.

00:30:23.400 We're pulling it up.

00:30:24.220 Did I send it to you?

00:30:24.980 I can't find it.

00:30:25.760 No, no, no.

00:30:26.420 I don't think I sent it to you.

00:30:28.260 Oh, no.

00:30:28.740 You might have.

00:30:29.160 You said something.

00:30:29.520 Oh, look at that.

00:30:30.280 Banger.

00:30:31.120 Mother Horse Eyes.

00:30:32.120 Yeah.

00:30:32.980 Banger.

00:30:33.460 Guys.

00:30:34.040 Another t-shirt that I'll never drop.

00:30:35.520 Sweet Mother Horse Eyes.

00:30:36.400 Let's check that out.

00:30:36.860 Let's see all the conversations I had with David.

00:30:38.940 No, I didn't send it.

00:30:39.920 I'm pretty sure you did.

00:30:40.980 I'm pretty sure you did.

00:30:41.340 Okay.

00:30:41.660 I did.

00:30:43.200 Okay.

00:30:43.540 Here it goes.

00:30:45.240 So, Toad.

00:30:47.280 You have it?

00:30:48.020 I have it.

00:30:48.560 Oh, yeah.

00:30:49.140 Here it is.

00:30:49.580 Yeah.

00:30:49.600 Click it.

00:30:49.980 And then click it again.

00:30:51.420 Yeah.

00:30:51.660 Click it.

00:30:51.920 Go deep.

00:30:52.900 Are we sharing this?

00:30:53.800 Yeah, I'm sharing it.

00:30:54.320 Is this getting shared?

00:30:55.500 Scroll up.

00:30:56.180 Yeah.

00:30:56.440 So, okay.

00:30:57.320 Okay.

00:30:57.620 So, Toad says, Black Sabbath, paranoid.

00:30:59.480 And this is, rest in peace to the legends.

00:31:00.900 What the hell?

00:31:01.580 Weird, right?

00:31:02.260 July 9th.

00:31:03.140 To which Dickie Walnut says, RIP?

00:31:05.520 Question mark.

00:31:05.960 Which is a fair question.

00:31:06.840 Hold on.

00:31:07.180 What day is it today?

00:31:08.120 Today is the 20...

00:31:09.640 24th, right?

00:31:10.580 So, he died on the 22nd.

00:31:11.860 So, scroll down.

00:31:13.120 Uh-huh.

00:31:13.780 Nancy says, didn't you hear?

00:31:15.200 Ozzy is on the list for the next celebrity ritual sacrifice.

00:31:18.100 Based.

00:31:18.780 What?

00:31:20.120 Nancy.

00:31:20.720 And then, and then, wait, wait, wait.

00:31:22.340 Nancy.

00:31:24.920 Nancy is a witch.

00:31:26.260 She's a witch.

00:31:27.220 All right.

00:31:27.440 Now, scroll down.

00:31:28.000 Look at Dickie Walnuts and how dumb he is.

00:31:29.700 Did David El Corbo tell you that?

00:31:31.340 Or was that one of Merkel's enlightened guests?

00:31:33.560 Nobody's ever looked so stupid.

00:31:35.280 Dark.

00:31:35.760 Nobody's ever looked dumber than Dickie Walnuts right there.

00:31:38.220 I drew that.

00:31:38.800 No, I mean, that looks cool.

00:31:40.580 His profile picture looks cool.

00:31:41.880 Thanks.

00:31:42.040 But his words made him look so stupid.

00:31:43.840 Nobody has ever eaten their words harder.

00:31:45.840 Look what I said.

00:31:46.340 I said, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:31:47.680 So stupid.

00:31:48.600 You look so stupid, Dickie Walnuts, dummy ass.

00:31:51.820 And, uh, I don't know.

00:31:53.860 He's just making excuses for why he died.

00:31:55.740 Yeah.

00:31:55.900 He died because he was weak.

00:31:57.680 He died because he was weak.

00:31:59.620 Isn't that weird, though?

00:32:01.080 That's very strange.

00:32:02.100 What the fuck's going on there?

00:32:04.400 Clearly, Nancy's some sort of a witch.

00:32:07.340 Yeah.

00:32:07.660 Yeah, and we should hunt her.

00:32:09.580 Nancy did it.

00:32:10.100 I would be, uh, unopposed to burning Nancy at the stake.

00:32:13.580 How cool would it be for, like, the next Bohemian Grove?

00:32:15.660 We release Nancy into the forest back there, and we just have people hunt her.

00:32:19.500 Oh, like she gets released into the forest naked, and then people have to hunt her with daggers?

00:32:23.020 I didn't say naked, but, yeah.

00:32:24.820 Well, we can't give her any edge.

00:32:26.200 She could choke you out with a shirt.

00:32:27.360 We can't give it for real.

00:32:28.800 Yeah.

00:32:29.020 She will kill, she would, honestly, she'd kill most of the fans back there.

00:32:32.240 I think so, yeah.

00:32:33.260 And maybe that's what, honestly.

00:32:34.440 Oh, look, somebody, okay.

00:32:35.420 So somebody, really, uh, somebody sent us something on my birthday.

00:32:39.040 So that's who's going to get read next.

00:32:40.160 This comes from Remly.

00:32:43.120 Okay.

00:32:43.620 Which is retarded Emily.

00:32:46.780 Where is that?

00:32:47.800 Remly is 7-7.

00:32:49.240 That was my birthday.

00:32:49.660 I like that name.

00:32:50.580 Yeah.

00:32:51.020 Oh, I thought it was a girl.

00:32:52.140 How many pages is this?

00:32:53.240 Okay, this is a reasonable one.

00:32:54.860 You want to read it?

00:32:55.440 I am Jeff.

00:32:56.540 I, hi, I am Jeff.

00:33:00.600 AKA Remly.

00:33:02.120 Back in late February, I had a mild cold.

00:33:04.940 Well, I hope you feel better.

00:33:06.160 He's just telling us about that.

00:33:07.280 He's like, I had a cold.

00:33:08.220 Hold on, we're going to play our, uh.

00:33:09.480 Oh, play the violin.

00:33:10.640 Yeah, here we go.

00:33:11.360 Is this it?

00:33:12.520 Oh, I'm getting a little cold.

00:33:14.100 Back in late February, I had a mild cold.

00:33:17.600 I literally didn't even feel sick, but I had a huge coughing fit.

00:33:21.880 Not only caused me to lose my voice permanent.

00:33:24.140 Wow, so he doesn't have a voice at all?

00:33:25.700 Sounds, do you, permanently?

00:33:27.380 Permanently.

00:33:27.780 Oh, permanently sound like a raspy man.

00:33:29.600 Oh, that sounds kind of cool.

00:33:30.200 Could you just finish a sentence?

00:33:31.600 Yeah, sound like a raspy.

00:33:32.640 I'm sorry, I get distracted.

00:33:33.860 God.

00:33:34.620 Who can nail what a wonderful, what a wonderful world.

00:33:38.040 Oh, that's cool.

00:33:38.840 The voil.

00:33:40.160 So you sound like that now?

00:33:41.340 Like Satchmo?

00:33:42.220 And you're complaining?

00:33:43.540 What's Satchmo?

00:33:44.680 Uh, I don't know, but that's, uh, who sings that one?

00:33:47.840 Um, something Armstrong?

00:33:49.840 Yeah, Louis Armstrong.

00:33:50.800 Louis Armstrong?

00:33:51.300 Yeah, yeah.

00:33:51.660 All right, the same cold caused me to have a bad coughing fit while sitting in precisely

00:33:56.320 the wrong position and threw my sciatica into the worst fit in 20 years.

00:34:00.500 How old are you?

00:34:01.420 This person sounds so Jewish.

00:34:03.040 You have sciatica for 20 years.

00:34:05.240 That means that you're at-

00:34:05.880 My sciatica.

00:34:06.720 You're at least 60.

00:34:07.940 You're out of the age range of our, like, usual viewer.

00:34:11.920 Our usual viewer is 30-something to 50.

00:34:14.860 Yeah.

00:34:15.240 This person's got to be close to 70.

00:34:17.320 You might be next.

00:34:18.620 Oy vey.

00:34:19.480 You might be next, Jeff.

00:34:21.100 Jeff.

00:34:21.460 And, and again, like I said at the top of the show, if you die, I'm suspicious of you.

00:34:26.420 Yeah, and there has to be three deaths.

00:34:27.920 We had Ozzy, we had Hulk, and no, the black guy from Family Matters doesn't count.

00:34:33.060 Yeah, that was like, like, and Donut was like, oh, 201.

00:34:35.780 I was like, I don't even know who the fuck this guy is.

00:34:37.380 There was something significant about the date and Ozzy and when he died and stuff, but

00:34:41.380 I was like-

00:34:42.800 Yeah, yeah, I just can't.

00:34:43.940 I can't.

00:34:44.380 I can't.

00:34:44.440 I mean, he was a Satanist.

00:34:44.900 I'd like, what else do we want here?

00:34:46.400 But, yeah, there's a third coming.

00:34:48.080 That black guy doesn't matter.

00:34:48.960 He doesn't matter.

00:34:50.160 No.

00:34:50.440 He didn't matter when he was alive.

00:34:52.780 He's a footnote.

00:34:54.020 That's it.

00:34:54.300 He's a footnote in-

00:34:55.800 In our story.

00:34:56.740 In the death of strong white men.

00:34:59.780 Strong Jewish men, no?

00:35:01.500 Ozzy wasn't Jewish.

00:35:02.460 He was Jewish.

00:35:03.260 He got married Jewishly.

00:35:05.040 But he was a Christian.

00:35:06.100 Oh, that's right.

00:35:06.820 My mistake.

00:35:07.360 My mistake.

00:35:07.920 Was Hulk Hogan a Jew?

00:35:09.500 Ooh, good question.

00:35:10.880 Hulk Hoganstein?

00:35:12.180 Yeah, was Hulk Hogan Jew?

00:35:15.680 Was Hulk Hogan Jewish?

00:35:19.240 I don't think he was.

00:35:21.060 Well, I wouldn't be surprised if his wife was Jewish.

00:35:25.260 Terry Hogan.

00:35:27.300 Terry sounds pretty Jewish.

00:35:28.300 He dies of cardiac arrest.

00:35:29.860 That's weird, huh?

00:35:31.000 Goldberg was?

00:35:32.160 Goldberg is Jewish, yes.

00:35:33.920 Right.

00:35:34.420 No shit.

00:35:35.020 Isn't that crazy?

00:35:36.060 Yeah.

00:35:36.340 That one fucking caught me off guard.

00:35:37.660 He doesn't seem Jewish.

00:35:38.480 I was like, you're telling me fucking Goldberg is Jewish?

00:35:40.480 Goldberg is the coolest, probably one of the coolest wrestlers.

00:35:43.220 The spear?

00:35:44.100 The spear, yeah.

00:35:44.980 Oh, my God.

00:35:45.820 Jackhammer?

00:35:46.420 Oh, Hulk Hogan talks about Jesus.

00:35:48.220 Goldberg will give you the...

00:35:50.280 Oh, he's got a hammer on him?

00:35:51.640 Probably.

00:35:52.320 What do you mean?

00:35:52.980 Jackhammer, baby.

00:35:53.720 He'll dick you down?

00:35:54.680 All right.

00:35:55.020 I went to high school in Bayou, La Batre, in the Satanist Church, in 1996 when it came

00:36:02.940 out.

00:36:03.880 I regretted so much having to hear quotes from the film every day just because we lived in

00:36:08.040 the town that Bubba Gump's Shrimp Company existed in the movie.

00:36:11.600 Oh, that's how it came about.

00:36:13.240 Okay.

00:36:14.400 The author of the movie also lived in the Bayou, La Batre.

00:36:17.400 Am I saying that right?

00:36:18.420 That aside, I coughed and felt the most monumental pain in my life centered around the base of

00:36:24.000 my spine on my anterior posterior right side and the back of my mind.

00:36:29.340 And in the back of my mind, I couldn't help hearing Tom Hanks talking about getting shot

00:36:33.560 in the buttocks.

00:36:34.800 That's literally how I felt.

00:36:36.820 I was in the most extreme pain of my life.

00:36:39.620 Literally, I was off work two days, literally, and went to a walk-in clinic and got steroid

00:36:45.780 shots and muscle relaxers and no narcotic pain relievers.

00:36:50.800 And what?

00:36:51.040 Oh, no narcotic pain relievers.

00:36:52.500 And they did literally nothing.

00:36:54.440 Literally.

00:36:55.100 Literally.

00:36:55.800 Yeah.

00:36:56.280 And he spelled it wrong, I think.

00:36:57.820 Oh, yeah.

00:36:58.540 He spelled lit-larry.

00:37:00.580 Lit-lar-ally.

00:37:01.580 Lit-lar-ally.

00:37:02.400 It's lit-lar-ally.

00:37:03.460 Lit-lar-ally.

00:37:04.340 I'll allow it.

00:37:05.120 The next day, I was hurting even worse, and I got to the point where I could only sleep

00:37:10.920 or be out of pain if I laid in the fetal position on my left side with the pillow between my

00:37:17.020 knees.

00:37:18.140 Then the pain went from 10 to 4 of 10, okay?

00:37:23.360 After trying to stand up and walk 20 feet to the bathroom five times in a single hour,

00:37:28.460 but failing because of the pain, I asked my wife to bring me something to pee in, and

00:37:32.540 she opened her mouth.

00:37:33.820 That's wild.

00:37:34.600 That's wild.

00:37:35.620 Good wife.

00:37:36.760 No, she didn't say that, and she did, because I couldn't stand, let alone walk.

00:37:40.780 My wife reached out for my mom for help, as my mom had back pain on a phenomenal level

00:37:45.860 for six years or so.

00:37:46.860 Is this just a submission about back pain?

00:37:49.380 This is crazy, dude.

00:37:50.420 What kind of show is this?

00:37:52.080 I mean, it hurts a lot.

00:37:55.140 We need somebody to screen the stories.

00:37:57.800 Yeah.

00:37:58.060 Where is Nancy?

00:37:59.200 Somebody that would be like a skinwalker type of creature.

00:38:03.300 Yeah.

00:38:03.760 Real tall, lanky.

00:38:04.560 A skinwalker that knows Muay Thai.

00:38:05.800 That has wings that go into her body.

00:38:07.720 Yeah.

00:38:08.100 That also can predict the deaths of future celebrities.

00:38:10.620 Yeah.

00:38:10.920 Yeah.

00:38:11.340 Yeah.

00:38:12.180 We'll find someone like that soon.

00:38:13.220 This is actually very funny.

00:38:14.740 Yeah.

00:38:15.280 Sounds like Toad wrote in.

00:38:16.760 Sounds like Toad's writing under the acronym REMLY.

00:38:20.140 Oh, no.

00:38:21.120 Okay.

00:38:21.520 All right.

00:38:21.800 So, she reached out to her mom.

00:38:23.460 Yeah.

00:38:23.920 His mom.

00:38:24.860 Her.

00:38:25.880 His mom.

00:38:26.480 Well, my mom-in-law.

00:38:27.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:38:28.440 She reached out to her mom.

00:38:29.540 His mom.

00:38:30.760 Whatever.

00:38:31.600 My mom and stepdad came over.

00:38:33.500 Mom gave me two pain pills and my stepdad helped me get dressed and loaned me his late

00:38:37.560 sister's walker.

00:38:39.060 And a couple hours later, I was able to make it to the emergency room.

00:38:42.220 Damn, dude.

00:38:43.160 In the emergency room, I scanned the QR code and filled out forms.

00:38:47.140 Is it QR code now?

00:38:48.300 Yeah, dude.

00:38:48.800 Welcome to the future.

00:38:49.800 We're not fucking around anymore.

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00:39:17.400 of charge.

00:39:19.580 I don't like that.

00:39:21.560 It took about five or ten minutes, and then I clicked send.

00:39:25.580 About two minutes later, I see the most stunningly gorgeous brunette in a gray and black pink

00:39:30.880 striped skirt suit.

00:39:32.820 Talk about service.

00:39:33.680 That was fast.

00:39:34.640 I saw her and I felt bad for staring, but she was so gorgeous that I couldn't look away.

00:39:38.960 But it was weird.

00:39:39.680 Like it wasn't sexual, but rather would compare it to watching a sunset over Niagara Falls.

00:39:46.340 Damn, bro.

00:39:47.540 Simpin'.

00:39:48.180 All right.

00:39:48.660 Pause it.

00:39:49.120 Simpin'.

00:39:49.440 That's big simpin'.

00:39:50.420 Pause it there for a second.

00:39:51.340 Big simpin' on BLADs.

00:39:53.060 I re-listened to the Mother Horse Eyes thing again.

00:39:55.200 Okay.

00:39:55.600 You've got to listen to it.

00:39:56.500 There's a part of it.

00:39:57.260 I haven't listened to it once.

00:39:58.560 You've listened to it twice?

00:39:59.300 Twice.

00:39:59.940 And this is more than...

00:40:01.000 So this time I listened was just a nine-hour version.

00:40:03.240 I want people to know too.

00:40:04.360 Like it's, you know, everybody who's like listening to the...

00:40:06.440 This is entirely Top's idea.

00:40:08.020 Dude, it is crazy.

00:40:09.100 He made an executive decision.

00:40:10.360 We didn't even talk about it.

00:40:11.300 He just said Mother Horse Eyes.

00:40:12.300 Okay.

00:40:12.620 But the...

00:40:13.060 It made me...

00:40:15.460 Are you sharing this?

00:40:16.240 I'm sharing it again because it made me freaking draw this.

00:40:19.360 This is crazy.

00:40:20.780 Like I was influenced to...

00:40:22.920 She's got hands like a crab.

00:40:24.880 She's stacked on top of...

00:40:27.000 Like she's not really put together.

00:40:28.920 She's just pieces of different things.

00:40:30.420 She's got fucking birds coming out of her cloth and the birds speak.

00:40:34.040 She's got the face of a horse and the jaw of a goat.

00:40:37.020 I don't like that.

00:40:37.660 And the eyes of a horse and she's just decaying, falling apart.

00:40:40.600 And she has children and she's just like...

00:40:43.620 But whatever.

00:40:44.040 The story is like...

00:40:45.600 The story is about...

00:40:47.420 This specific story because this is a set of them.

00:40:53.340 This person that is tied into the interface system.

00:40:57.600 It's basically like Neuralink.

00:40:58.780 But he wrote this in 2016.

00:41:01.300 So these people are in something called a hygiene bed where they just like turn in and

00:41:05.900 the hygiene bed keeps them alive somewhat but keeps them like kind of sort of like moves

00:41:11.900 them a little bit.

00:41:12.800 It keeps them from stinking as much as they...

00:41:14.700 Oh, that's cool.

00:41:15.420 No, but it doesn't work.

00:41:17.220 It's supposed to have sensors that will go off when you're in too much pain and you're

00:41:21.120 supposed to be able to override it and come out.

00:41:22.840 But most people have figured out a way to stay there forever.

00:41:27.380 It's like a respirator.

00:41:28.260 Yeah, yeah.

00:41:28.620 But they'll like ignore the override.

00:41:30.620 Like they figure out how to get rid of the override.

00:41:32.920 And the only thing that wakes them up from getting out of these hygiene beds is their

00:41:36.160 own stink of their bed sores and their stench.

00:41:39.280 Just rotting flesh.

00:41:41.060 So whatever.

00:41:41.760 There's a person in there and she's doing a...

00:41:44.240 Or I think it's a he.

00:41:45.660 Okay.

00:41:45.980 One of the person is doing a simulation that's an 80s simulation where they are a beautiful

00:41:51.260 girl in the 80s and they're talking to a guy.

00:41:54.140 But they're actually nasty and covered in bed sores in real life?

00:41:56.800 Yeah, yeah.

00:41:57.180 But they're just like sleeping.

00:41:58.620 That's kind of like the Matrix now.

00:42:00.140 It's just like the Matrix.

00:42:01.320 Okay.

00:42:01.520 So they're in this simulation.

00:42:03.340 The simulation goes sideways and they start to...

00:42:07.180 They're at the point in the simulation where you've got to play out a narrative, whatever

00:42:11.420 the game is.

00:42:12.200 And you can kind of do whatever you want, but the narrative that you chose has something

00:42:17.280 to do.

00:42:17.940 Okay, okay.

00:42:18.680 And of course, all these guys do.

00:42:20.360 Once they're in the female body or the male body, they just start to goon.

00:42:23.380 They start to have sex with the other characters.

00:42:25.560 They can do whatever they want.

00:42:26.520 They can kill the other...

00:42:27.200 Whatever they want.

00:42:28.560 They get to a point where they see...

00:42:31.280 It starts to glitch a little bit and they don't really understand what the point of this

00:42:34.680 story that they're playing is.

00:42:36.640 Okay.

00:42:37.260 And they're like, but I'm going to see it out to the end.

00:42:38.900 And they're on a dance floor.

00:42:39.760 And they describe somebody just like this, like a character out of nowhere in a suit,

00:42:45.460 unbelievably beautiful.

00:42:46.840 It's a guy.

00:42:47.980 But his features are so stunning that they can't stop looking at this guy.

00:42:54.200 That reminds me of the chick from...

00:42:57.840 He came to set the captives free and the way she would describe Satan.

00:43:01.720 Yes, exactly.

00:43:02.560 So he's wearing this darker suit.

00:43:04.600 As a matter of fact, I think he's wearing like how you describe, like a tank top in a

00:43:08.140 suit sort of thing, like how you described on the boat.

00:43:10.340 And she can't stop looking at this thing to the point where the other like characters

00:43:15.460 in this, it might be somebody in the Philippines or it might be an NPC computer.

00:43:19.780 They're kind of...

00:43:20.520 They've noticed that like she's no longer engaged in the narrative that she's opposed

00:43:25.100 to.

00:43:25.280 So this guy takes...

00:43:28.380 I just...

00:43:28.980 It's crazy.

00:43:29.660 He takes the one of the character, the other main character's face and just like peels it

00:43:35.260 off like a sponge.

00:43:36.780 And just like he's like, it's in his hands, it's dripping wet.

00:43:39.020 This guy just like dies, evaporates.

00:43:40.960 And eventually he rapes her in this thing on the dance floor while other people kind of

00:43:48.460 like disintegrate around him.

00:43:49.600 And as she describes this person and like he's changing in front of her, he's like,

00:43:53.660 he has two eyes.

00:43:54.460 No, now he has four.

00:43:55.600 Now he has 64.

00:43:56.740 Now it's uncountable.

00:43:57.880 And like, like, like a biblical angel almost.

00:44:01.180 It's, it's written beautifully.

00:44:03.940 But this is kind of what this is reminding me of where it's like, you have this strange

00:44:07.100 character.

00:44:07.420 Where am I supposed to listen to fucking mother horse eyes?

00:44:10.320 No, I know where.

00:44:11.920 On the Nephilim Death Squad audio feed, you can go there.

00:44:15.820 There's three, there's three parts to it.

00:44:17.820 Can we listen to it on the way to Sarasota tomorrow?

00:44:20.280 No, I've listened to it twice, David.

00:44:22.040 Thank you.

00:44:22.400 Where am I supposed to listen to this?

00:44:23.860 On your own time.

00:44:24.620 I'm not going to listen to this in my house.

00:44:26.400 Listen to it with Jack.

00:44:27.780 No, it's fucking horrifying.

00:44:29.680 That's really the reason that I haven't listened to it.

00:44:31.560 I'm like, where the fuck am I going to listen to this thing that everyone's like, it's giving

00:44:33.980 me nightmares.

00:44:34.780 We can listen to it.

00:44:35.540 Half of our audience is like cursed.

00:44:38.380 Yeah, yeah, it's fine.

00:44:39.160 Because of it.

00:44:40.560 They'll be okay.

00:44:41.500 Oh my God.

00:44:42.140 Read the Bible.

00:44:43.120 Oh, touche.

00:44:43.840 Okay.

00:44:45.480 Here we go.

00:44:46.180 So gorgeous I couldn't look away.

00:44:47.360 Hold on a second.

00:44:47.940 We just got so roasted.

00:44:50.900 You read this?

00:44:51.760 Who is the Somali interviewing Pedro Pascal?

00:44:54.460 I don't know, but I have to make him feel.

00:44:55.800 Holy shit.

00:44:56.520 No, don't touch me.

00:44:57.060 I don't like when you do this so fucked up, dude.

00:44:59.620 Oh my God.

00:45:01.060 They said this camera is fucked.

00:45:02.560 Okay.

00:45:04.520 Here we go.

00:45:06.040 I couldn't look away.

00:45:08.420 It was so weird.

00:45:09.400 He's talking about this beautiful person, this gorgeous person.

00:45:11.780 Okay.

00:45:12.100 But I rather would compare it to watching a sunset over Niagara Falls.

00:45:17.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:17.780 One fact.

00:45:18.740 Big simp.

00:45:19.420 In the 1880s, Charles Dickens visited Niagara Falls and he was staying at the boarding house.

00:45:25.860 Think B&B.

00:45:27.400 Like Airbnb?

00:45:28.260 Yeah, yeah.

00:45:28.720 Or bed and breakfast.

00:45:29.580 Okay.

00:45:29.920 Okay.

00:45:31.020 Airbnb didn't exist in the 1880s.

00:45:32.780 Is that what B&B still stands for though?

00:45:34.500 Air, bed and breakfast?

00:45:35.720 That's a good question.

00:45:37.380 Chat, figure that out for us.

00:45:39.080 Somebody quickly.

00:45:39.920 Yeah, we should have actually kicked out the pours.

00:45:41.700 It's been 43 minutes.

00:45:42.520 Oh my God.

00:45:43.240 There's so many disgusting pours.

00:45:44.560 It's not good.

00:45:45.260 Now that we're like IRL, it's hard for us to tell when they're still here.

00:45:48.360 The stink.

00:45:48.940 You can't really.

00:45:49.960 Yeah, you can't smell it as much.

00:45:51.220 Yeah, we got to get rid of them.

00:45:52.900 Fat Dave calls me motherfucking Fat Pedro Pascal.

00:45:55.440 Fat Dave.

00:45:56.060 Oh my God, dude.

00:45:57.220 We got rid of coal.

00:45:58.020 Dude, he's fucking not fat, dude.

00:45:59.780 I am doing just fine.

00:46:01.500 He's doing all right.

00:46:02.300 All right.

00:46:02.580 Bye, guys.

00:46:03.320 We got to go.

00:46:03.900 Goodbye.

00:46:04.440 Be your pour.

00:46:05.840 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:46:06.660 Let him know where to find us.

00:46:07.340 Patreon.com backslash Netflix.

00:46:08.500 I just kicked out your wife.

00:46:10.280 You disgust me.

00:46:11.080 Not my wife.

00:46:11.620 Oh my God.

00:46:12.000 That was a bad timing of, you know, the sequence of events.

00:46:14.240 She can't watch it anymore.

00:46:14.880 She's probably not watching anymore either.

00:46:16.240 And she's like.

00:46:16.700 Yeah, she's like, I stopped at the blaps.

00:46:18.240 Yeah.

00:46:18.980 After the six.

00:46:19.360 You were talking about getting molested by Hulk Hogan.

00:46:22.000 The six blap.

00:46:23.020 Okay.

00:46:23.700 Here we go.

00:46:24.260 And we are.

00:46:25.040 I don't like that Fat Raven is in the chat.

00:46:27.860 Fat Raven.

00:46:29.120 Says he's doing fine.

00:46:30.420 Pleasantly plump.

00:46:31.620 I do like fat.

00:46:32.360 You know the.

00:46:32.760 Do you know the story behind Fat Dave?

00:46:34.260 You know that?

00:46:35.020 Wasn't that just like.

00:46:36.380 Cole taking on the moniker of Fat Dave Smith?

00:46:39.920 Yeah.

00:46:40.100 That's how like people like got to know Cole.

00:46:42.040 That's very funny.

00:46:42.540 Very interesting.

00:46:43.000 Yeah.

00:46:43.140 I'm very upset that Cole doesn't have a way for people to get to know him now.

00:46:46.240 He should do.

00:46:47.080 He should do like workout content.

00:46:48.920 It would be great to do a show with Cole like IRL.

00:46:51.260 That would be fun.

00:46:51.900 That'd be great.

00:46:52.540 But he lives in Albalama.

00:46:53.480 But he shakes a lot and he farts a lot.

00:46:55.320 It's kind of disgusting.

00:46:56.220 Yeah.

00:46:56.380 I wonder if he's alive.

00:46:57.200 He has this look on his face like he's like.

00:46:58.920 Have you even heard from him lately?

00:47:00.640 He's got a lot of drool that accumulates in the corners of his mouth.

00:47:03.060 A lot of drool.

00:47:03.520 His eyes are usually glazed over.

00:47:05.780 And they kind of go wall eyed.

00:47:07.420 Yeah.

00:47:07.680 Like.

00:47:08.620 Yeah.

00:47:09.060 Like like Pennywise.

00:47:10.620 Yeah.

00:47:10.960 Oh.

00:47:12.280 Scary.

00:47:12.760 Got demons for sure.

00:47:13.880 Yeah.

00:47:14.520 Head full of demons.

00:47:15.000 I spoke with Cole yesterday.

00:47:15.940 We spoke about Toad.

00:47:17.580 How's he doing?

00:47:18.220 Is he all right?

00:47:19.440 It's Cole's doing good.

00:47:20.580 Toad.

00:47:20.900 I don't know.

00:47:21.760 We got to.

00:47:22.140 You know Clint reached out to me.

00:47:23.780 Don't care.

00:47:24.520 No.

00:47:24.640 He didn't do that.

00:47:25.140 I'm just kidding.

00:47:26.380 He just left me unready.

00:47:27.480 Never said anything.

00:47:28.260 Okay.

00:47:28.520 Let's see.

00:47:30.780 He played the odds and went straight to the table to table rock and informed Dickens.

00:47:35.960 Wait.

00:47:36.120 I missed the sentence.

00:47:37.160 What?

00:47:37.900 Table rock and informed Dickens.

00:47:39.520 Okay.

00:47:39.820 He left before breakfast and didn't show for lunch.

00:47:42.060 And about an hour before dinner, the boarding house owner sent an errand boy to see if he

00:47:46.420 could find Mr. Dickens.

00:47:48.840 He played the odds and went straight to the table rock and informed Dickens that it was

00:47:54.000 almost dinner time.

00:47:54.820 And without breaking his gaze, Mr. Dickens said, it's as if I've been transported to heaven

00:47:59.700 and I'm staring into the very face of God.

00:48:02.480 The moment I saw her, I remembered that story and I finally understood what he meant.

00:48:07.720 Interesting.

00:48:09.040 I felt the same exact way.

00:48:10.660 She was both simultaneously the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen and also familiar, like

00:48:16.420 we're probably related.

00:48:17.720 And I recall both first hearing in my mind, the passage in the Bible about you never, you

00:48:24.120 never know when you're in, when you're entertaining an angel.

00:48:26.720 So this dude wrote entering, which is why you could see where his mind was.

00:48:30.280 Some Nephilim shit.

00:48:31.940 It struck a chord with me and simultaneously she looked so much like my cousin.

00:48:37.240 Damn, this dude is outing himself.

00:48:39.980 We read some fucked up stories on this show.

00:48:42.320 I like these people.

00:48:43.180 Yeah, this is crazy.

00:48:44.280 Okay.

00:48:44.860 She looked like my cousin who was probably 10 years younger.

00:48:48.880 Uh, but somehow this lady was even more attractive and I both duly could not look at her, uh,

00:48:56.700 but it wasn't a sexual attraction.

00:48:58.620 I've never experienced anything like that before.

00:49:01.280 My lizard brain initially, initial reaction quickly changed to the realization that she,

00:49:07.360 this gorgeous woman was most likely a bureaucrat who either wanted my credit card or wanted to

00:49:12.260 make my day worse in a different way, complaining about the way I filled out the form.

00:49:16.060 But I was so humbled and relieved when this gorgeous, and he keeps putting gorgeous is in all caps.

00:49:22.380 This guy is bricked up.

00:49:23.900 So is in all caps.

00:49:24.880 Every time he writes that, it's like all caps.

00:49:27.220 Very strange.

00:49:28.620 He wants us to know she's very beautiful.

00:49:31.200 All right.

00:49:31.540 She's probably white.

00:49:33.020 Chill, dude.

00:49:33.580 Jeez.

00:49:34.240 What do you think?

00:49:34.780 She's black?

00:49:35.460 No.

00:49:41.420 Get serious, man.

00:49:42.700 All right, please go on.

00:49:43.400 But in the way, uh, sunset over Niagara Falls is gorgeous way.

00:49:47.480 Lady walked up to me out of 20 people in the emergency room and gently placed her left hand

00:49:51.680 on my right shoulder.

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00:50:21.000 And looked in my eyes with genuine compassion and empathy as if she had felt my pain and actually

00:50:26.900 knew me.

00:50:27.800 Or for millennials, like a vet who finds a chihuahua hit by a car.

00:50:31.920 Aww.

00:50:32.700 Yeah.

00:50:33.440 Uh, literally.

00:50:34.620 Again, he spells it wrong.

00:50:36.080 Lit, lit.

00:50:37.100 Literally.

00:50:37.920 Literally.

00:50:39.040 How come his ad, like, autocorrect is not saying, yo, bro.

00:50:41.800 And he spells it a couple different ways.

00:50:44.200 Literally.

00:50:44.720 Like, cat literally.

00:50:45.880 You know what it is?

00:50:46.480 This is a man of conviction.

00:50:47.520 Do you ever spell something and then it's like, and it switches it back, but then you

00:50:50.920 could press a button that's like, you could press a check on the phone and be like, this

00:50:53.940 is how I spell it now.

00:50:54.720 I did it on purpose.

00:50:55.860 Yeah.

00:50:56.060 And then it goes, fine.

00:50:56.860 Fuck, I guess that's a word.

00:50:58.180 Like, when I say what, but I spell it W-U-T.

00:51:01.200 When do you say, wait up, hold on.

00:51:02.400 What did you say earlier in the show?

00:51:05.040 Oh, yeah.

00:51:05.580 That was a real word.

00:51:06.500 That wasn't, yeah, it's not though.

00:51:07.460 That was like right in the beginning.

00:51:08.460 People will, if you scroll back up.

00:51:09.660 Yeah, we'll go all the way to the top.

00:51:11.160 No, they're just talking about Nancy being a skinwalker.

00:51:14.220 Oh, this is a.

00:51:15.140 Yeah, top shoes aren't distracting enough.

00:51:16.900 They said, okay, never mind.

00:51:17.880 Fuck these people.

00:51:19.020 Oh, I noticed they match your logo.

00:51:21.620 Was that on purpose?

00:51:22.820 What?

00:51:23.320 The shoes?

00:51:24.340 Yeah.

00:51:24.840 Oh, they match my shirt too.

00:51:29.060 That's why I did it because I'm wearing the shirt, not the sign.

00:51:34.060 Okay.

00:51:35.500 Literally.

00:51:36.560 Literally.

00:51:37.420 No, literally.

00:51:38.120 Literally, I can't find where you, because he spelled it wrong so many times here.

00:51:41.980 I don't know if I could touch it and give you a.

00:51:43.380 Got it.

00:51:43.920 Oh, yeah.

00:51:44.280 Did that work on your end?

00:51:45.520 Yeah, yeah.

00:51:45.920 Literally, my mom and wife didn't have that level of concern for me in the moment.

00:51:50.360 They were like, this nigga is a complainer.

00:51:52.500 Yeah.

00:51:53.800 This guy does a lot of complaining.

00:51:55.240 I wish he just died.

00:51:57.100 Stop complaining.

00:51:57.800 The bills.

00:51:58.840 Oh, my God.

00:51:59.400 Yeah, I'm sure.

00:51:59.760 Are piling.

00:52:00.320 So, she knelt down on the ground in her $5,000 Chanel shirt suit and gently laid her hand on

00:52:08.360 my right shoulder and said, you're too young to hurt like this.

00:52:11.720 Yeah, he misspelled you're too.

00:52:13.800 It's crazy because if this is an angel, angels are wearing $5,000 Chanel shirt skirt combos.

00:52:19.940 Yeah.

00:52:20.420 That's crazy.

00:52:21.760 Excellent.

00:52:22.340 Excellent.

00:52:22.660 What do we say in here?

00:52:24.680 Then she put her other hand on the walker.

00:52:29.160 I was using and the walker I was using and asked if it was mine with genuine compassion

00:52:36.040 and caring.

00:52:36.960 I assured her that I was only borrowing it, but that I'd otherwise not have made it to

00:52:42.040 her emergency room.

00:52:43.960 She replied, I'm going to fix this.

00:52:46.360 I'm moving you to the front of the line and I'm going to get your IV started ASAP.

00:52:51.000 And as soon as your blood work gets back, I'm going to see that you get the strongest

00:52:55.080 pain meds possible.

00:52:56.840 Huh.

00:52:58.040 I'm going to feel, I'm going to feel this.

00:53:01.280 During this exchange, what does that mean?

00:53:03.880 I'm not sure.

00:53:04.940 Yeah.

00:53:05.600 During this exchange, I looked at her name tag and a couple Norco.

00:53:10.500 After a couple of Norco.

00:53:11.920 I don't know what Norco is.

00:53:13.640 Yeah.

00:53:14.600 Is that like a pain pill?

00:53:17.100 I guess.

00:53:17.760 It took me 20 seconds or so to make out physician's assistant as her title, but I realized that

00:53:23.040 staring at her breasts as she might, uh, as she might see looking at her name tag.

00:53:28.820 Yeah.

00:53:28.920 Right.

00:53:29.420 Could be rather objectionable.

00:53:31.040 So I don't know her name, but she didn't seem to care about looking at her breast.

00:53:35.780 In fact, she's like, I get it.

00:53:37.160 Yeah.

00:53:37.360 I get it.

00:53:37.760 They're, they're nice.

00:53:38.780 They're not those flapjacks.

00:53:39.900 These aren't libertarian flapjack breasts.

00:53:44.120 These are fucking, uh, uh, what is it?

00:53:46.600 Physician's assistance breasts.

00:53:47.840 You know, it's crazy.

00:53:48.860 What's that?

00:53:49.700 That person has like a, she pays her mortgage from tweeting because Elon has boosted it.

00:53:55.960 And I'm just like, I don't understand like the attraction to these flapjacks.

00:53:58.760 Elon could have anybody and he's kind of like going after these.

00:54:01.920 It's weird.

00:54:02.720 It's weird.

00:54:03.280 Maybe she's got like a hidden gene or something that he knows about.

00:54:07.060 Yellow school buses are what we called Norco.

00:54:11.680 I, I, I, biggest forehead is, you know, that's another account that's, that's made after me.

00:54:15.420 Yeah.

00:54:15.640 It's not nice.

00:54:16.240 The size of my forehead.

00:54:16.900 Not nice.

00:54:17.700 I don't understand.

00:54:18.640 I don't know what, oh, no, oh, Norcan.

00:54:20.900 No, no, no.

00:54:21.500 Narcan is a pain med.

00:54:22.680 I know Narcan.

00:54:23.540 Yeah.

00:54:23.960 That's for, uh, people that do heroin.

00:54:26.700 I'm, yeah.

00:54:28.020 Yeah.

00:54:28.420 But it probably has dual use.

00:54:29.380 Maybe, so maybe that's what it was.

00:54:30.900 It was Narcan.

00:54:31.420 Okay.

00:54:31.840 Okay.

00:54:32.160 So, uh, she totally followed through.

00:54:34.420 Oh, wait a minute.

00:54:34.940 What did he say?

00:54:35.320 Yeah.

00:54:35.580 In fact, she smiled a bit.

00:54:36.780 And when she noticed me, then locked her eyes.

00:54:39.380 Oh, so she was like enjoying.

00:54:41.440 She was like, go on, look at these tits.

00:54:42.980 Yeah.

00:54:43.120 Look at them.

00:54:43.560 Take a look at these bad boys.

00:54:44.900 All right.

00:54:45.240 All right.

00:54:45.880 My mom asked to see my discharge papers and said that after 10 doctors and five years

00:54:51.080 of pain management and x-rays, et cetera, her doctors wouldn't give her any of the

00:54:55.100 meds they gave me.

00:54:56.620 And the shit they gave me Demerol was basically just prescription heroin.

00:55:01.220 Hmm.

00:55:01.760 Shit.

00:55:02.460 Yeah.

00:55:02.980 In the dosage they gave me.

00:55:04.580 So, I don't know.

00:55:05.060 Is this lady an angel?

00:55:05.900 She just dosed you with heroin.

00:55:07.120 Anyway.

00:55:07.320 Right.

00:55:07.520 She's got big dirty bags and she's giving you heroin.

00:55:09.640 I don't know what's going on.

00:55:10.560 Caught you on an addiction.

00:55:11.720 All right.

00:55:12.620 All this was interesting and curious and I have thought about it every day since and

00:55:17.740 I see her face in my mind every time I close my eyes.

00:55:20.800 Damn, dude.

00:55:21.700 It's down bad.

00:55:22.600 Yeah.

00:55:23.180 It's down bad.

00:55:23.760 I hope she's just a hallucination or more likely an actual angel.

00:55:27.600 I was content thinking that she was a very pretty, unusually kind and empathetic lady

00:55:32.640 who seemed to have a bit of a crush on me.

00:55:34.960 Though she's light years out of my league.

00:55:37.120 I wrote a song for her.

00:55:38.460 Whoa, damn.

00:55:39.160 Yeah.

00:55:40.180 The first song I've ever written as a musician of 35 years and it's awesome, but I blew out

00:55:45.620 my voice at the same time.

00:55:47.700 And nobody cares about instrumentals.

00:55:50.740 What a wonderful set of breasts.

00:55:55.480 And no one cares about instrumentals.

00:55:57.720 Yeah.

00:55:59.460 You know, you could be a ghostwriter for somebody and somebody might, if it's a banger, might

00:56:03.840 pay quite a bit of money for that.

00:56:06.400 But, you know, because everybody, all the big ones use ghostwriters.

00:56:10.320 Oh, boy.

00:56:11.000 When I was younger, I used to think that these people actually sang their songs.

00:56:14.920 Not the case.

00:56:16.160 I'm sorry, wrote their songs.

00:56:17.580 Not the case.

00:56:18.220 No, Ozzy didn't write any of these songs.

00:56:19.920 That's right.

00:56:20.360 It was all written by witches.

00:56:22.900 All the witches were.

00:56:24.140 We actually have to pull this up because he has a render, I guess, that we should see.

00:56:29.880 Oh, are you going to make me listen to something?

00:56:31.960 No, I think he's a renderer for tits.

00:56:34.040 Oh, okay.

00:56:34.620 Let me see what it says here.

00:56:35.640 I don't want to see those.

00:56:37.240 Random Ski Saturday, I downloaded an AI app and asked it to show me as a Muppet and me

00:56:43.420 as many other things.

00:56:44.400 But as a single child, I asked it to show me what my sister would look like to maybe

00:56:49.860 understand how a woman might see me.

00:56:52.420 AI shows me her.

00:56:54.280 Literally her.

00:56:55.260 Again, literally.

00:56:56.680 Oh, he spelled it right.

00:56:57.760 Yeah.

00:56:57.960 I don't know where to place that, but I'll attach an AI rendering of her.

00:57:05.280 Okay.

00:57:05.740 Let's bring it up.

00:57:06.520 Let's see what she looked like.

00:57:07.640 I don't know how.

00:57:08.740 He didn't attach it.

00:57:09.660 He didn't attach it.

00:57:10.840 There were no...

00:57:11.560 Footnotes.

00:57:12.560 There were no attachments with the email.

00:57:14.740 That is fucking hilarious.

00:57:16.640 What the shit, dude?

00:57:18.080 Jeff.

00:57:19.020 Jeff.

00:57:19.600 Jeff.

00:57:20.280 Jeffrey Remling.

00:57:20.860 How come you didn't do that?

00:57:22.680 Yeah, that's weird.

00:57:23.440 Well, that's great.

00:57:24.180 You really got...

00:57:24.760 I was ready.

00:57:25.760 I was ready to see this angel.

00:57:28.160 And there's nothing there.

00:57:29.020 You didn't attach anything, Jeff.

00:57:32.100 All right.

00:57:32.720 I mean, that's interesting, though.

00:57:34.120 My wife says she hates this show.

00:57:35.740 You see her?

00:57:36.300 Yeah, I do.

00:57:36.860 I hate it, too.

00:57:37.760 I wonder if you go back to these places, if these people exist there, or if this is just

00:57:43.320 a one-time thing.

00:57:44.140 I hear this sort of thing a lot in hospitals.

00:57:47.480 Mm-hmm.

00:57:47.700 You know?

00:57:48.520 And Keisha Bear says...

00:57:51.940 Boring.

00:57:52.360 Boring.

00:57:53.000 I don't blame you, Keisha.

00:57:53.820 What happened there?

00:57:54.360 You were supposed to attach something, Jeff, and you didn't attach anything, and now we

00:57:58.480 look boring.

00:57:59.320 Yeah.

00:57:59.720 Now we look boring.

00:58:00.700 Thanks a lot, Jeff.

00:58:01.360 Nice shoes, but boring.

00:58:02.680 I mean, you know, they're fake.

00:58:06.100 Okay, so that was Remly.

00:58:09.420 So let's put that in the done pile, huh?

00:58:11.680 I'm going to read this one, the one untitled document.

00:58:14.200 Untitled document?

00:58:15.160 What is that?

00:58:15.960 Yeah, it's...

00:58:16.400 Oh, it's okay.

00:58:17.040 We'll read this.

00:58:17.460 Oh, BroGrow 4.

00:58:18.700 BroGrow 4 and a documentary to-do list.

00:58:22.000 The first thing on there, tell Nancy my blood type.

00:58:24.380 Oh, you made this.

00:58:26.100 I didn't make that.

00:58:26.820 Yeah, you made this.

00:58:27.580 Why would it be in our...

00:58:28.660 That's just in there.

00:58:29.400 ...as a to-do list?

00:58:30.420 BroGrow 4 and documentary to-do list.

00:58:33.300 Yeah, but the only item agenda on there is for me to give Nancy my blood type.

00:58:38.160 I mean, yeah.

00:58:38.860 At some point, you must have...

00:58:40.040 It makes sense.

00:58:40.840 You must have meant to do that.

00:58:42.440 Yeah.

00:58:43.080 I'll have to pick that up.

00:58:43.920 All right, third story.

00:58:44.900 All right, let's move on.

00:58:45.120 We have time for one more.

00:58:46.500 Yeah, I got to pee.

00:58:47.860 You got to pee?

00:58:48.740 Not that bad, though.

00:58:49.840 Let's...

00:58:50.120 Oh, can we have a piss break?

00:58:51.220 Can we play some Toad?

00:58:51.840 Hey, can we take a second and say, fuck you, Meaty?

00:58:54.000 Why?

00:58:55.060 You know.

00:58:56.100 He's just...

00:58:56.540 What did Meaty do?

00:58:57.400 You know what he did.

00:58:58.360 And he knows what he did.

00:58:59.060 He knows what he did.

00:58:59.800 He does know what he did.

00:59:01.500 Guys, F's in the chat for Meaty and what he fucking did.

00:59:04.920 Guys, we're actually also stepping up our game, so really interesting stuff.

00:59:09.620 What are you doing?

00:59:10.240 What are you talking about?

00:59:10.660 We got another...

00:59:11.400 We're going to have a two-camera set.

00:59:13.340 No, no, I know that, but what are you doing?

00:59:14.640 You're just looking at tweets.

00:59:15.640 Oh, yeah, no.

00:59:16.020 We're going to play...

00:59:16.680 Oh, okay.

00:59:17.020 All right.

00:59:17.320 We're going to play a song.

00:59:18.260 This is the prophetic song of...

00:59:20.260 As we take a break.

00:59:21.300 Okay.

00:59:22.080 Can you pause that?

00:59:22.800 Yeah, yeah.

00:59:23.100 Pause it.

00:59:23.840 All right, relax.

00:59:24.720 Relax, relax, relax.

00:59:25.540 Actually, I got to poop.

00:59:27.220 You can't poop in my house.

00:59:28.100 You got to go home.

00:59:31.540 Enjoy the show, guys.

00:59:32.660 We'll be back.

00:59:33.180 We'll be back.

00:59:33.680 We'll be back.

00:59:34.040 We'll be back.

00:59:58.100 Finish with my woman, cause she couldn't help me with my mind.

01:00:11.980 People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time.

01:00:17.300 All day long, I think of things, but nothing seems to satisfy.

01:00:33.680 I think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify.

01:00:39.360 And can you help me?

01:00:42.680 Occupy my brain.

01:00:46.080 Oh, yeah.

01:00:48.240 I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find.

01:01:06.640 I can't see the things that make true happiness.

01:01:10.320 I must be blind.

01:01:12.020 I want you.

01:01:28.520 Bye.

01:01:29.400 Bye.

01:01:31.480 Bye.

01:01:32.100 Bye.

01:01:35.300 Bye.

01:01:37.200 Make a joke and I will sigh, and you will laugh and I will cry, Happiness I cannot feel, and love to me is so unreal.

01:02:07.200 And so I will hear this words telling you not my state, I'll tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late.

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01:03:15.380 Oh I didn't know, how did you unmute me?

01:03:37.840 Press the mute button.

01:03:38.880 Which one was that?

01:03:39.940 The red one.

01:03:40.800 Oh.

01:03:41.500 What's up guys?

01:03:42.140 We're back.

01:03:43.100 We're back.

01:03:43.460 We did it back.

01:03:45.100 We're back.

01:03:45.940 I was on Twitter really quick and I saw Jack Posobiec again.

01:03:50.160 Oh what a lesbian.

01:03:51.380 He posted Hulk Hogan, once you're a Christian, you've accepted Christ as your savior, you're not going to perish but have everlasting life, brother.

01:03:58.040 Dude, you got to comment and say he was a Satanist.

01:03:59.620 I literally just commented and I said he worshipped the devil with an asterisk.

01:04:03.040 Same exact thing.

01:04:04.040 That's so funny.

01:04:04.860 He brutally, I mean he brutally ratioed me last time.

01:04:08.620 It's like 700,000 views.

01:04:11.440 It's like I'm doubling down you bitch.

01:04:14.420 That's so funny.

01:04:15.260 I love that.

01:04:15.780 And you know what?

01:04:16.220 I'll be proving correct.

01:04:16.880 Jack Posobiec is a huge faggot.

01:04:18.300 I just don't like him.

01:04:19.800 No.

01:04:20.100 I don't like him.

01:04:21.080 That's very funny.

01:04:21.880 Some people are saying amen based Hulk and I'm the only person who's like, he's a fuck.

01:04:26.000 He's a Satanist.

01:04:27.580 He blapped me.

01:04:28.460 He blapped me.

01:04:29.240 He blapped me on the island.

01:04:31.040 Multiple times he was blapping me.

01:04:32.820 Okay.

01:04:33.200 All right.

01:04:33.680 What do we read?

01:04:34.540 What do we read?

01:04:34.860 We're going to read.

01:04:36.080 Let's see.

01:04:36.580 That was 7-7.

01:04:37.400 So I guess 7-11.

01:04:38.820 7-11.

01:04:39.780 This is.

01:04:40.480 That's my shit.

01:04:41.100 That's when he.

01:04:41.760 No, no, no, never mind.

01:04:42.640 Okay.

01:04:42.900 7-11.

01:04:43.640 This is from Nathan.

01:04:46.880 Raven.

01:04:48.140 Nathan.

01:04:49.180 Nathan.

01:04:50.120 My name is Nathan.

01:04:52.020 No shit.

01:04:52.900 I live in Kentucky.

01:04:55.000 I will keep it short and sweet.

01:04:57.080 It's very short and sweet.

01:04:57.960 Good job.

01:04:58.420 Oh, I have his last name.

01:04:59.440 Should I dox him?

01:05:00.360 He goes.

01:05:00.940 Don't do that.

01:05:01.320 All right.

01:05:01.580 I'll dox him.

01:05:02.240 He goes.

01:05:02.760 I will keep it short and sweet.

01:05:04.020 I have nothing more than loose connections between religious concepts you all have brought

01:05:09.160 up over the years and physical locations around Kentucky.

01:05:12.200 That's all we have.

01:05:13.020 Yeah.

01:05:13.360 Is loose connections and religious things.

01:05:16.200 Great Scott.

01:05:16.880 Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't say that, Scott, about me.

01:05:22.440 Do you think so?

01:05:23.120 I've been, you know, we changed the camera.

01:05:24.660 If you see the camera angle, it's like down.

01:05:26.120 No, you know why?

01:05:26.940 I think because I was trying to figure out the buttons and he had a gander at my cheeks.

01:05:30.300 Oh, you seen those cheeks?

01:05:31.160 Because I was, I was bent over a little bit, uh, looking at thing, uh, looking to do the

01:05:35.280 thing.

01:05:36.260 Not, not, not, not nice, Scott.

01:05:38.020 Um.

01:05:38.540 M.

01:05:38.780 Lauren says dox him.

01:05:39.660 I live in Kentucky too.

01:05:40.720 Oh, good.

01:05:41.220 She'll come and kill you.

01:05:42.260 Yes.

01:05:42.620 Go for, pay her visit.

01:05:43.180 She'll come and kill you, Nathan.

01:05:44.900 M.

01:05:45.160 Lauren is coming to your house to kill you.

01:05:49.380 Okay.

01:05:49.740 So, uh, so, um, I think you all might find it interesting within Mammoth Cave.

01:05:55.440 Oh, Mammoth Cave.

01:05:57.220 This is all part of the cave system that stretches through the Appalachias, I do believe.

01:06:01.220 Uh, the largest cave complex in the world, according to the guides, the guides.

01:06:06.960 What guides?

01:06:07.900 Spirit guides?

01:06:08.620 The guides.

01:06:09.180 What are you talking about?

01:06:09.620 With over 400 continuous miles of caves stretching underneath the area, there are several caverns

01:06:16.540 and geological features, borrowing their name from mystic origins.

01:06:22.120 Hmm.

01:06:22.940 Origies.

01:06:24.620 I didn't say that.

01:06:25.560 There is the Giant's Coffin, the Bottomless Pit, Black Snake Avenue.

01:06:34.760 Also, the River Styx runs through the bottom of the cave.

01:06:39.300 This is interesting because that same cave system is where you will find Garden of the

01:06:43.620 Gods.

01:06:44.640 Oh.

01:06:45.120 Not, not in Mammoth Cave, but part of the same cave system that stretches through the

01:06:48.500 Appalachias, heads west a little bit.

01:06:51.020 Mm-hmm.

01:06:52.000 Heads inland.

01:06:53.860 They certainly know something.

01:06:54.980 What is this?

01:06:55.400 What is this?

01:06:55.800 What is this?

01:06:56.240 What is this?

01:06:56.640 Z-Man.

01:06:57.440 I don't know nothing about Mammoth Caves, but Raven got Mammoth Cakes.

01:07:01.780 Yeah, dog.

01:07:03.000 You know, I recently made Z-Man, um, the admin on, on Telegram.

01:07:09.660 That was a mistake.

01:07:10.900 Because we had a guy schizoing out in there.

01:07:12.860 Who's that?

01:07:13.460 Z-Man.

01:07:13.900 His name, he just went by the dude.

01:07:16.400 Oh, God.

01:07:17.240 And he was losing his shit.

01:07:19.320 Yeah.

01:07:19.600 And then, and I sent the cleanup crew, Z-Man, to go and put him in his place.

01:07:25.320 And what did he do?

01:07:26.060 I think he put him in his place.

01:07:27.500 Well, good for you, Z-Man.

01:07:28.560 You're going to get a raise.

01:07:29.460 That's it.

01:07:30.440 We'll pay you twice as much.

01:07:32.980 Three times.

01:07:33.880 Three times.

01:07:34.140 Um, you can follow this link to check out the different tours and the different geological

01:07:41.860 features they show on the tours.

01:07:44.580 And he sends a NPS.gov slash M-A-C-A slash plan your visit slash cave tours dot H-T-M.

01:07:54.520 You think you're going to trick me into clicking on that fucking link?

01:07:56.520 I know.

01:07:56.980 Huh, Nathan?

01:07:57.820 Yeah, we're not open to that.

01:07:58.660 You think this is my first rodeo?

01:08:00.480 Maybe it's the AI picture of the girl that we wanted to see.

01:08:03.840 Maybe.

01:08:04.260 Whatever happened?

01:08:05.780 It's exciting.

01:08:06.260 You all have mentioned a throne room of Baal being located in southern Indiana.

01:08:13.700 Seems to be that way.

01:08:15.560 I believe that it would be an extension of the mammoth cave system that contains that

01:08:20.600 specific chamber.

01:08:22.540 Interesting.

01:08:23.120 Are we ever going to go to the caves and do the, you know, some spelunking and do some

01:08:27.280 recording?

01:08:28.000 No.

01:08:28.340 The last episode we did with Wesley told us why we shouldn't do that.

01:08:33.000 Right?

01:08:33.560 Do you remember?

01:08:34.140 Oh, radioactive?

01:08:34.900 Radioactive.

01:08:36.260 What if we turn into Spider-Man?

01:08:37.820 That's not going to.

01:08:38.600 More likely, you'll just die of cancer.

01:08:40.440 Cancer Man.

01:08:42.060 Cancer Man.

01:08:42.900 It's like, I could spontaneously sprout boils from my skin.

01:08:46.260 I could die rapidly.

01:08:47.880 What's interesting about the mammoth cave, like naming it the mammoth cave system, is

01:08:51.280 because that, what's the guy?

01:08:54.880 The Boneyard of Alaska?

01:08:55.840 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:08:56.320 It's not mammoths.

01:08:57.680 Those are not mammoths.

01:08:58.680 Those are not mammoths.

01:08:59.680 But they are bones, like large bones of some type.

01:09:01.920 Big ass bones.

01:09:02.160 And it's like, yeah, it leads you to question, well, what kind of bones are these?

01:09:06.500 Oh, that's interesting because there is precedent.

01:09:08.800 You know, that like story of the Native Americans smoking out the giants in the cave system and

01:09:14.060 killing them that way?

01:09:14.940 Yeah.

01:09:15.260 You think that was the first time that happened?

01:09:16.820 No, dog.

01:09:17.360 This is where they stay.

01:09:18.180 They stay in the caves.

01:09:19.120 And so it probably is a great way to kill them.

01:09:21.640 Yeah.

01:09:21.940 Maybe he's...

01:09:22.500 We should remember that.

01:09:23.380 Maybe underneath that is a cave system.

01:09:27.900 Maybe that's why he keeps finding bones there.

01:09:29.680 Just a frozen out cave system.

01:09:31.760 Could be.

01:09:32.280 That's interesting.

01:09:33.180 Very interesting.

01:09:34.600 You have also recently...

01:09:36.080 Can you tell the people about my idea?

01:09:37.580 I had called you.

01:09:38.980 And like what we want...

01:09:39.880 What I want to do is I want to like bribe an entire nation.

01:09:43.640 Okay.

01:09:43.960 Or not a nation, but a state.

01:09:45.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:09:46.540 A nation state of Israel?

01:09:47.720 Or if we could do Israel, that would be great.

01:09:50.360 So basically, what is a cloud?

01:09:51.720 A cloud is just like water.

01:09:53.560 It's just water.

01:09:54.320 That's up there.

01:09:55.280 Yeah.

01:09:55.760 Floating.

01:09:56.120 And I was like, if we could turn that into ice instantaneously...

01:10:00.120 And then drop it on a motherfucker.

01:10:00.980 Drop it on somebody.

01:10:02.080 Yeah.

01:10:02.400 You could threaten...

01:10:03.260 We're going to drop a cloud of ice on Israel is what we're saying.

01:10:06.580 Until they meet our demands.

01:10:08.500 It's the perfect weapon.

01:10:09.980 Because think about it.

01:10:11.000 You'd be like, listen, do what I say or...

01:10:13.120 Or else.

01:10:13.580 And then when they don't, you go blap and blap.

01:10:16.700 You freeze it.

01:10:17.820 Blap.

01:10:18.160 It falls.

01:10:19.040 Thousands of pounds of ice crushing everything underneath it.

01:10:21.800 End every one.

01:10:22.840 End every one.

01:10:23.820 Yeah.

01:10:23.980 And then there's no cleanup.

01:10:25.400 It just melts.

01:10:25.800 Oh, it just melts.

01:10:26.840 All the blood and tissue just remains.

01:10:28.680 It melts, washes away, and then you just go and take it.

01:10:31.280 Yeah.

01:10:31.680 It's genius.

01:10:32.440 It's like, I don't know why there's not movies about this where I'm making clouds.

01:10:35.080 That's how Hulk Hogan died.

01:10:38.540 Crushed by Clouds.

01:10:40.860 Crushed by Clouds.

01:10:41.240 It's the documentary.

01:10:42.280 This is honestly...

01:10:43.120 That's the culmination of everything that Shane Cashman is worried about.

01:10:47.480 Crushed by Clouds.

01:10:48.480 Crushed by Clouds is a banger.

01:10:50.160 Yeah.

01:10:50.600 Crushed by Clouds is a banger.

01:10:51.880 I don't know what to do with it, but Crushed by Clouds is a banger.

01:10:54.480 Write that down.

01:10:55.020 I also...

01:10:56.020 I have also recently discovered that there have been several mummies found within the

01:11:00.960 mammoth cave system.

01:11:02.380 Fascinating.

01:11:02.940 No one's going to write into us anymore.

01:11:04.920 Why?

01:11:05.580 I don't know.

01:11:06.060 I just feel like we're not taking their story seriously.

01:11:07.900 I take it very seriously.

01:11:09.220 Below is a link to an article discussing the different mummies that have been found and

01:11:14.340 exploited over the years.

01:11:16.240 That's fascinating.

01:11:16.960 In America.

01:11:17.540 And mummies.

01:11:19.040 Isn't it interesting, too, that so much of America, there's names of Egyptian places.

01:11:27.060 Yeah.

01:11:27.340 Remember when we talked to...

01:11:28.840 Memphis is one of them.

01:11:30.180 Memphis, yeah.

01:11:30.640 Yeah, yeah.

01:11:31.120 When we talked to Dr. Narco Longo, he believes...

01:11:36.020 And he's retarded, so who knows?

01:11:37.640 But he says...

01:11:38.680 He's a doctor.

01:11:39.160 How dare you?

01:11:39.800 I know.

01:11:40.080 He is a doctor.

01:11:42.180 Oh, God.

01:11:43.100 I don't know.

01:11:43.560 The mortgage company wants to call me.

01:11:44.980 Uh, uh, uh, so, so he believes that the Nile is actually...

01:11:51.500 See, let me ask you.

01:11:52.660 Does this make you...

01:11:53.200 So you've got the mortgage...

01:11:54.340 I hate it.

01:11:54.680 ...on the other house, right, still?

01:11:55.940 I don't even want to see it, yeah.

01:11:56.360 And they're paying, and it's a whole thing.

01:11:58.100 What if you could just show your flapjack tits on Twitter and have milquetoast opinions

01:12:01.760 and pay that mortgage?

01:12:02.760 Oh, my God.

01:12:03.400 I just want it to go away.

01:12:04.640 Doesn't that aggravate you?

01:12:05.700 It gives me the level of anxiety and the lack of...

01:12:08.460 The fun that just got sucked out of me when I saw that text message.

01:12:11.500 What do they say?

01:12:12.040 They say, hey, bro.

01:12:12.640 It's the guy, the property management, he's like, hey, do you have a moment for a quick

01:12:16.960 phone call with the mortgage company?

01:12:18.540 Burn the house.

01:12:19.120 I want to be like, just end it.

01:12:20.260 Just fucking take me for everything that I'm worth and end it.

01:12:24.340 Please, just fucking end it.

01:12:26.620 Um, anywho, so...

01:12:28.560 Anywho, there's a house available in Tampa somewhere.

01:12:30.620 Oh, my God, man.

01:12:31.620 I just fucking...

01:12:32.420 Burn it down, please.

01:12:33.480 Everybody go to this address and set fire to this home.

01:12:36.360 Don't do...

01:12:36.940 Uh, God, man.

01:12:38.900 Uh, um...

01:12:39.540 What if he's calling you to tell you he's like, the house burned?

01:12:43.000 And you're like, I just asked...

01:12:44.420 I would...

01:12:44.840 Oh.

01:12:45.680 I'd be like, stop this episode.

01:12:47.940 Look, Keisha's offering $7.95 to cure what ails me.

01:12:52.440 Okay.

01:12:52.800 It's gonna take more than that, you bitch.

01:12:54.520 Join, join the Patreon.

01:12:58.480 Okay, okay, okay.

01:12:59.660 Um, so mummies.

01:13:00.920 Mummies are in America, and that's pretty cool.

01:13:02.920 Uh, there's also a bit of a violent history associated with the caves in recent years.

01:13:08.160 People have fought over the rights to the land and in attempts to create the most profitable

01:13:13.560 attraction.

01:13:14.440 The book, The Kentucky Cave Wars, published in 2014 by Dave Kem, outlines that history.

01:13:21.180 Maybe we should talk to Dave Kem.

01:13:22.720 Yeah, that's, that's interesting.

01:13:24.520 Keisha says, no, that's all I'm worth.

01:13:26.900 $7.95.

01:13:27.920 Thank you, Keisha.

01:13:28.640 I got, I have some work to do.

01:13:29.800 She's worth $12.95.

01:13:31.040 The other five goes to us.

01:13:32.420 Yes, thank you very much.

01:13:33.280 Thank you.

01:13:33.520 We appreciate you.

01:13:34.200 So, yeah, maybe we should talk to Dave Kem.

01:13:35.700 That's an interesting thing that I never heard of.

01:13:37.020 I hope you all get the chance to look into some of this.

01:13:40.120 The area definitely has a mystical vibe to it.

01:13:43.300 I would love to give you all a tour.

01:13:45.360 I don't trust that.

01:13:46.380 He's gonna have sex with us.

01:13:47.280 Actually, a tour where we might be going tomorrow.

01:13:50.980 To Sarasota, Florida.

01:13:52.300 Yeah, to check out some primary water.

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01:14:24.640 Imagine.

01:14:24.880 The feds.

01:14:25.560 Yeah, yeah.

01:14:26.240 What if Matthew Lane stabs us in the chest and just dumps us down the well?

01:14:29.640 I don't think he's gonna be there.

01:14:30.780 1,500 feet.

01:14:32.280 1,500 feet.

01:14:33.040 They'll never find you.

01:14:33.880 That's a long drop.

01:14:34.720 Your body doesn't even float in this water.

01:14:36.420 It's so heavy.

01:14:36.980 Is that true?

01:14:37.560 It's like milk.

01:14:38.220 Oh, yeah.

01:14:38.840 That's right.

01:14:39.340 Because there's no salt, so it's not buoyant.

01:14:41.160 Blaps you up.

01:14:41.740 There's no fucking getting blapped.

01:14:43.360 Damn, dude.

01:14:44.180 Blapped at the bottom of a well.

01:14:46.140 You ever got a blap dance?

01:14:48.580 Is that what Hulk Hogan gave out?

01:14:50.420 Oh, my God.

01:14:51.440 Blap dances.

01:14:52.820 I would love to give you all a tour around the Bluegrass State if you would ever like

01:14:57.200 to check out some of the weird shit that we have to offer.

01:14:59.800 Thank you for your time, Nathan.

01:15:02.660 I was gonna dox him.

01:15:03.880 Isn't that a...

01:15:05.380 Oh, it scared you, huh?

01:15:06.300 Yeah.

01:15:06.620 Don't look at it.

01:15:07.680 It's Top Lobster Dogma.

01:15:08.460 Don't we have, like, a bar in Kentucky that wants to hold a...

01:15:14.860 Oh, what's Heffa doing?

01:15:15.980 Heffalumps.

01:15:16.500 Heffalumps, yeah.

01:15:17.120 Heffalumps.

01:15:17.780 I imagine Kentucky's a big place.

01:15:19.380 Somebody actually mentioned to me...

01:15:20.640 Was it Heffalumps that mentioned to me in the chat?

01:15:23.380 She's like, how about we do a dangerous retards meetup, not instead of Bohemian Grove, but in

01:15:30.060 between.

01:15:31.200 I don't remember who said that.

01:15:32.220 I don't look at a lot of what they say.

01:15:34.480 Yeah, it's poison, mostly.

01:15:36.080 You know what just happened?

01:15:37.420 Instinctively, I started looking at Pokemon cards on Facebook Marketplace.

01:15:40.460 Jeez.

01:15:41.220 Wow.

01:15:41.700 That was crazy.

01:15:42.340 I just got sucked out of the...

01:15:44.160 He's like, I owe a lot of money to this mortgage company.

01:15:46.920 Where can I spend it?

01:15:47.340 Dude, I don't even want...

01:15:47.980 Like, what do I even say?

01:15:49.060 I should just fart into the microphone and send it.

01:15:51.360 You should say I died.

01:15:52.420 I died.

01:15:53.280 I'm sorry.

01:15:53.800 I died.

01:15:54.540 Honestly, last time he hit me up, he's like, hey, can we talk about some tax information?

01:15:57.700 You know what I said to him?

01:15:59.220 I never said anything back to him.

01:16:01.240 Wow.

01:16:01.760 Yeah, that was months ago.

01:16:04.160 I don't want to talk about this.

01:16:05.340 It's making me stressed out.

01:16:06.280 Let's read one more.

01:16:07.340 Okay.

01:16:07.800 And then...

01:16:08.440 Which way do you want to read?

01:16:09.540 Yeah, I don't know.

01:16:10.340 We have...

01:16:11.020 Oh, we're only on an hour and 12 minutes.

01:16:12.500 We are crushing on time.

01:16:13.900 Yeah, we're reading a bunch of bad stories.

01:16:15.760 All right.

01:16:16.080 7...

01:16:16.560 7...

01:16:16.800 7...

01:16:17.800 713.

01:16:18.640 I see something that says pastor.

01:16:20.320 Okay, but I also see something that says Mr. Dick Wrinkle.

01:16:23.440 Oh, that one might jump the line.

01:16:26.260 That's a great way to jump the line.

01:16:27.700 Yeah, yeah.

01:16:28.180 Mr. Dick Wrinkle.

01:16:29.600 All right, go ahead.

01:16:30.320 Start reading that.

01:16:31.120 All right.

01:16:31.320 I'm going to move some of these two.

01:16:32.320 Let's read Mr. Dick Wrinkle.

01:16:33.480 Uh...

01:16:35.480 Long?

01:16:38.480 Yeah.

01:16:39.000 Got a long dick wrinkle?

01:16:40.220 Got a long dick wrinkle.

01:16:42.800 Yes, I made an email address so you guys don't talk to me.

01:16:44.680 Okay.

01:16:45.440 Let's see what it is.

01:16:46.260 We're going to power through this.

01:16:47.240 Dearest Top Lobster and Raven, Mr. Dick Wrinkle.

01:16:53.600 What's up?

01:16:55.000 What's up?

01:16:55.600 Dick Wrinkle here.

01:16:56.840 First off, Christ is King.

01:16:58.200 Based.

01:16:58.700 Amen.

01:17:00.180 Just like my fellow dangerous retards, I do not believe I found this podcast by accident.

01:17:06.040 He put podcasts in quotes because it's such a bad show.

01:17:09.300 It's like whatever your podcast or whatever the fuck you call this.

01:17:11.920 What the fuck you retards are doing over there?

01:17:13.720 I do not believe...

01:17:15.080 Leading people to Christ.

01:17:16.520 Shepherds.

01:17:17.240 The Lord Shepard of the Lord.

01:17:19.600 I do not believe I found this podcast by accident.

01:17:22.760 It's pretty crazy to think your fan base is a bunch of schizos.

01:17:25.060 But that's how it goes.

01:17:27.020 Millions of people.

01:17:28.460 Imagine we get a coffee strike.

01:17:29.400 Sucking my toes.

01:17:34.460 It's pretty crazy to think your fan base is a bunch of schizos with demonic stories.

01:17:39.220 But anyways, here's mine.

01:17:41.180 I like Dick Wrinkle.

01:17:43.380 I will keep it short to avoid being interrupted by someone telling us about

01:17:47.180 his latest dream about a well-dressed dog, witch, or how it's all theater.

01:17:53.120 You know what, Dick Wrinkle?

01:17:54.100 I take it fucking back.

01:17:55.300 Dog, witch, or theater?

01:17:56.700 Yeah, yeah.

01:17:57.340 Uh-huh.

01:17:57.780 Yeah, yeah.

01:17:58.400 Dog, witch.

01:17:59.120 Dog, witch kind of makes me think of Nancy now.

01:18:01.840 That's scary.

01:18:02.920 Dog, witch?

01:18:03.540 Dog, witch.

01:18:04.080 He didn't keep it short, by the way.

01:18:05.780 I was raised Catholic.

01:18:07.020 He didn't.

01:18:07.480 Yeah, this is like 17 pages.

01:18:08.740 This is a long page, yeah.

01:18:09.560 I went to Catholic school and had deep faith.

01:18:12.700 My father was my role model and life was pretty uneventful until I was 18.

01:18:16.540 My father suddenly passed away from a brain aneurysm that went undiagnosed.

01:18:20.580 Sorry, dude.

01:18:21.040 Sorry, Dick Wrinkle.

01:18:23.040 So-

01:18:23.660 Was he listening to this podcast?

01:18:25.000 He was listening to Ozzy Osbourne.

01:18:26.760 So I did what any 18-year-old brat would do.

01:18:29.840 Dropped out of college, denounced religion, and started selling weed.

01:18:32.960 Piece of shit.

01:18:34.680 I was pretty-

01:18:36.260 I'm sorry.

01:18:36.820 I was a pretty crappy human.

01:18:38.560 Picture Gary's the number guy, but funnier.

01:18:41.560 I don't-

01:18:42.300 So you were fat and Jewish?

01:18:44.280 No, if he has dick wrinkles, he can't be Jewish.

01:18:46.440 Oh, touche.

01:18:47.520 Is that what it does?

01:18:48.500 Does it get rid of all the wrinkles?

01:18:50.100 No.

01:18:50.520 Well, you would-

01:18:51.240 How would you have a wrinkle if you're circumcised?

01:18:53.420 You would need skin.

01:18:54.260 Yeah, but yours isn't super wrinkly from the top to the bottom.

01:18:58.280 Bottom to stop.

01:18:58.860 I stopped.

01:19:02.520 I had to-

01:19:03.260 I was like, I don't want to see it, but I was like, no, that's gay.

01:19:05.020 I had a demon attachment.

01:19:08.180 Well, that's fair.

01:19:09.860 It's fair, though.

01:19:10.820 Right.

01:19:11.240 Okay.

01:19:11.660 Yeah.

01:19:12.140 Yeah.

01:19:12.440 At the time, I thought it was my spiritual guide named Knock Knock.

01:19:16.160 Super gay.

01:19:16.900 That's what he said, not me.

01:19:17.880 But I agree.

01:19:18.860 For at least 15 years.

01:19:20.420 Damn, dude.

01:19:20.900 You had a demon named Knock Knock?

01:19:22.760 That's not good.

01:19:23.520 I don't like that.

01:19:24.300 Whenever it takes on like a children's theme, it's much spookier.

01:19:29.280 Yeah.

01:19:29.460 It freaks me out a little bit more.

01:19:30.940 Yeah.

01:19:31.540 The demon, excuse me, the faggot demon would give me insight information on people's vulnerabilities.

01:19:38.940 And I used to think I could somewhat predict future events by rolling dice.

01:19:42.820 Whoa.

01:19:44.180 Even was a yes, and odds was a no.

01:19:46.760 Okay.

01:19:47.740 I had no desire to have Christ in my life and thought I was my own version of a God.

01:19:51.960 Super, super gay.

01:19:52.940 Also what he says.

01:19:54.040 So he gets it.

01:19:55.700 Excuse me.

01:19:56.640 In 2020, I kind of had my life together.

01:19:59.600 I was an executive chef of a fancy proprietary...

01:20:04.080 Wait.

01:20:05.900 Proprietary?

01:20:06.260 Did I read that right on the first go?

01:20:07.500 You got it.

01:20:07.920 Wow.

01:20:08.840 I was like, that wasn't right.

01:20:10.560 No way.

01:20:12.080 A fancy proprietary golf and country club making good money with a beautiful wife and a two-year-old daughter.

01:20:17.500 We had a new house, two new cars, and money in the bank, bitch.

01:20:21.920 Nice.

01:20:22.280 But we were spiritually bankrupt.

01:20:25.580 When California shut down, F. Gavin Newsom.

01:20:28.340 Damn, this guy's from Cali, too.

01:20:30.340 My wife and I started a speakeasy, and I started selling drugs again.

01:20:35.440 Damn, dude.

01:20:35.960 That's like wild.

01:20:37.940 These guys look like an outlaw.

01:20:39.740 I like it.

01:20:40.480 He's like an outlaw.

01:20:41.860 This is my...

01:20:42.320 You know what?

01:20:43.100 So there's a guy, the guy at the coffee shop that I've been going to.

01:20:47.980 Is he an outlaw?

01:20:49.440 He was similar story.

01:20:51.260 I watched some of his story, but we're going to interview him.

01:20:53.600 But he was like a drug user, drug dealer, and then decided to open up...

01:21:00.860 Well, he wanted to open up a Christian library and basically made a coffee shop that is a front for a Christian library.

01:21:06.800 That's pretty cool.

01:21:07.540 It's dope.

01:21:08.180 It's dope.

01:21:08.520 I can't wait to talk to this guy.

01:21:10.760 Go ahead.

01:21:11.900 Hurt my back and developed a pill-popping addiction.

01:21:15.020 When the world opened back up, I returned to chef life, an even worse person.

01:21:19.520 Damn.

01:21:19.940 Chefs are...

01:21:21.100 Kitchen workers and restaurants are terrible people.

01:21:24.120 I mean, their life is chaotic.

01:21:26.240 It's very chaotic.

01:21:27.360 Yeah.

01:21:27.800 They just work all day and they just fucking cook and then they do...

01:21:31.660 Yeah, then they blap.

01:21:33.580 They cook and they blap.

01:21:34.620 It was late night in September 2021.

01:21:38.340 I was outside in my backyard, rolling a blunt, talking to myself about how I was going to nail my next wine dinner and make hella money in tips.

01:21:45.540 Hella.

01:21:45.720 I said hella.

01:21:48.960 When I felt knock-knock presence, when I felt knock-knock presence, knock-knock's presence, and it started to tell me how great I am.

01:21:56.980 Oh, you're so great, dude.

01:21:58.560 As I watched my physical shadow grow against the fence, it grew to about twice the size of me.

01:22:05.740 I felt power and energy.

01:22:08.400 I got this download.

01:22:09.860 Like a book it wanted me to write.

01:22:12.960 It was the weirdest feeling.

01:22:14.500 I knew the whole book all at once.

01:22:16.800 Huh.

01:22:17.920 Wow.

01:22:18.560 That's interesting.

01:22:20.000 I remember I saw a nail on the ground and picked it up and the voice said, start writing.

01:22:26.480 I put the nail to my skin and drew blood.

01:22:29.920 Looking back, I have no idea why I would even think of doing that.

01:22:33.340 And in a moment, I saw the brightest light and the warmest feeling of love.

01:22:39.540 I dropped to my knees right there and started bawling like a baby.

01:22:43.120 I spent the next three hours crying and trying to remember the Lord's Prayer, but couldn't get all the words out, no matter how hard I tried.

01:22:50.260 He could have Googled it.

01:22:51.840 Are you saying he couldn't get the words out?

01:22:53.600 Yeah, but he couldn't remember it either.

01:22:55.360 Trying to remember, but he couldn't get all the words out.

01:22:57.220 Okay.

01:22:57.540 Well, have you heard, have you ever heard some of these stories about, I don't know, I think someone from the Mothers of Darkness said that she couldn't even read the Bible.

01:23:04.600 Like she couldn't, when she would read it, she would just like phase out.

01:23:08.480 Yeah.

01:23:09.100 And even like on audio book.

01:23:09.840 Well, I tried to read the Bible and I got super dizzy.

01:23:12.360 And then the chat just makes fun of me relentlessly for it to this day.

01:23:16.080 Yeah, dog.

01:23:16.440 It's probably the demons.

01:23:17.400 Could be.

01:23:17.840 I just have a lot of trouble reading.

01:23:20.780 It's the dyslexia demon.

01:23:22.120 I don't know what it is.

01:23:22.740 Maybe if I did this, because you know how I'm reading like this.

01:23:25.120 I was reading like this and that's just not, I got a neck.

01:23:28.200 Yeah, it's a neck thing.

01:23:29.100 It's totally not the demons.

01:23:30.960 I went to bed so tired, I almost fell down the stairs.

01:23:34.140 I woke up the next morning laughing, telling my wife that I got really fucked up last night and needed to take a tolerance break.

01:23:40.920 I love that, taking a tolerance break so that you don't have to get so fucked up.

01:23:45.360 Yeah.

01:23:45.760 Like to get fucked up.

01:23:47.320 I brushed off the experience and went on with my life, or so I thought.

01:23:51.980 I remember I was listening to Alan Watts' book, Think Manly P. Hall, But Gayer.

01:23:57.020 Okay.

01:23:57.240 On my commute to work, and he quoted the Bible, Matthew 19, 26.

01:24:02.660 Can you read what it is?

01:24:03.600 Can you read what that is?

01:24:04.620 Alan Watts is a British and American writer, speaker, and self-stylized philosophical entertainer known for interpreting and popularizing Buddhist, Taoist, and Hindu philosophies for a Western audience.

01:24:16.800 That is gay.

01:24:17.680 Gay.

01:24:18.580 Matthew 19, 26.

01:24:20.020 But Jesus looked at them and said to them, with men, this is impossible, but with God, all things are possible.

01:24:26.840 Based.

01:24:27.540 Very based.

01:24:29.020 And I started crying again.

01:24:31.100 This guy does a lot of crying.

01:24:32.760 Yeah.

01:24:33.020 After that, I saw Bible verses everywhere I looked and random conversations at work, and in my personal life, God and Jesus got bought up.

01:24:41.040 Looking back, God was screaming at me, but I was so, so stubborn.

01:24:45.440 It took me another month before I picked up a Bible and another three months before I talked to anybody about God.

01:24:51.140 To be honest, I'm tearing up right now like Raven smoking a cigar listening to Merkel.

01:24:57.040 Wow.

01:24:57.520 This guy knows the deep lore.

01:24:59.060 And I didn't cry like a bitch.

01:25:04.040 Is that what he said?

01:25:04.900 Oh, he never said that.

01:25:05.820 I don't know why I thought that.

01:25:07.140 Anyway.

01:25:10.140 Over the next few months later, I quit pill popping.

01:25:13.400 Super sick.

01:25:15.060 Shrooms, DMT, and cut back on drinking a lot.

01:25:17.800 Still smoke a lot of weed, though.

01:25:19.620 Smoking a lot of weed really stopped my dreams, and now I don't smoke any weed, and now my dreams come back.

01:25:23.320 It's the last thing to go.

01:25:24.260 So if you want to talk about dreams all the time with your friends, people really love hearing about dreams, stop smoking weed.

01:25:30.080 It's funny.

01:25:30.500 I actually had some.

01:25:31.860 You had a dream?

01:25:32.500 Here.

01:25:33.140 No.

01:25:34.100 Oh, weed.

01:25:34.920 Yeah, yeah.

01:25:35.720 And I had it, and I took it, and I threw it out.

01:25:39.680 Huh.

01:25:40.100 I was like, why?

01:25:40.780 You know what's interesting?

01:25:41.740 I started, because you know how I like cigars?

01:25:43.420 Yeah.

01:25:43.740 A cigar is a long.

01:25:45.080 Put one in your ass.

01:25:45.940 No.

01:25:46.560 A cigar is a long commitment.

01:25:49.960 It's like a 45-minute to an hour-long thing, and sometimes I don't have that, so I got these small cigars.

01:25:55.280 Not cigarillos.

01:25:56.000 These are called Cubanitos, and so I have them on my porch, and it takes like 15 minutes, which is a lot nicer.

01:26:03.820 But because they're small, and it reminds me of a blunt, every once in a while, I'll go, and that's a nightmare.

01:26:12.120 Oh, my God.

01:26:12.920 It's like I don't call for anything.

01:26:14.920 I just know, oh, no, I'm about to be ruined, because something terrible happens to you when you inhale too much cigar smoke.

01:26:23.140 You suffer like – I don't even know how to describe how bad it gets.

01:26:29.000 Yeah.

01:26:29.240 The whole day is ruined.

01:26:30.920 The whole day?

01:26:31.580 I mean, well, it's nighttime, so the night is ruined.

01:26:34.400 It's – you're fucked, dude.

01:26:36.360 Wow.

01:26:36.680 It's crazy how bad it can get.

01:26:39.280 So, you know, I don't remember what we were talking about.

01:26:42.640 I stopped listening to music and tried my hardest not to sin.

01:26:47.100 I started attending church, not Catholic mass, beast.

01:26:52.960 But I remember I was still a lukewarm Christian, still trying to figure out what I believed for the next year when God spoke to me again.

01:27:01.580 All right.

01:27:02.840 Let's – I was – I was sitting in –

01:27:04.920 Oh, you want to read it?

01:27:05.500 Go ahead.

01:27:06.040 Yeah.

01:27:06.260 No, somebody said, Top throws away more weed than he smokes.

01:27:09.180 That's funny.

01:27:09.620 True.

01:27:09.940 I give away more weed than – I don't really smoke it.

01:27:12.600 Yeah.

01:27:12.800 And someone else said, Def Knot got rid of my weed, too.

01:27:15.900 Burned it.

01:27:16.360 Felt good.

01:27:16.920 Wait.

01:27:17.360 Did you smoke it?

01:27:18.120 Did you burn it?

01:27:18.780 What does that mean?

01:27:19.360 That sounds a lot like you smoked your weed.

01:27:20.980 I smoke all day.

01:27:21.780 The next person says, See, so we're reaching some of you.

01:27:24.540 Yeah.

01:27:25.100 Tyranny, come on, man.

01:27:26.060 All day sativa.

01:27:27.120 Unbelievable.

01:27:27.620 Do you have dreams anymore, Tyranny?

01:27:28.780 I'd love to know.

01:27:29.320 I bet you fucking don't.

01:27:30.060 Just blank dreams.

01:27:31.020 Yeah, that's it.

01:27:31.640 The demons are having their way with you, dog.

01:27:33.300 All right.

01:27:33.620 That's it.

01:27:33.920 You're getting blacked by the spirit of Hulk Hogan.

01:27:36.540 I was –

01:27:37.040 Yeah, brother.

01:27:39.960 Oh, no.

01:27:41.000 That was actually a great Andrew Tate question.

01:27:44.220 What was that?

01:27:45.020 Would you do –

01:27:46.300 Is it gay to suck a man's dick?

01:27:47.840 No, no.

01:27:48.320 Would you rather –

01:27:49.580 Which would you rather?

01:27:50.880 And this is, again, this is like we're reaching to our Christian base here.

01:27:54.220 That's right.

01:27:54.660 Down deep.

01:27:55.120 Shepherds of the Lord.

01:27:56.240 A woman who looks like Hulk Hogan or a man who looks like Blair White.

01:28:03.540 Blair White.

01:28:04.520 Wait.

01:28:04.880 Blair White is that –

01:28:05.860 Okay.

01:28:06.440 The transmission.

01:28:09.700 Yeah.

01:28:10.060 The transmission.

01:28:10.420 And it's like –

01:28:10.840 It's a good question.

01:28:11.820 Which would you rather?

01:28:12.780 Yeah.

01:28:12.960 Well, of course you're going to have sex with an ugly Hulk Hogan looking ass bitch

01:28:16.380 because that's a woman.

01:28:17.880 I don't know anymore.

01:28:19.540 I think so.

01:28:20.780 I mean, Blair White has a she-ness.

01:28:24.580 Yeah, I know.

01:28:25.800 It's an awful choice.

01:28:27.420 It is an awful choice.

01:28:28.480 It's like –

01:28:28.920 But it's a question that you need to –

01:28:31.460 Hey, hey.

01:28:31.960 Look at me.

01:28:32.360 Hey, hey, hey.

01:28:33.120 I've had sex with an ugly woman.

01:28:35.160 Yeah, but no.

01:28:35.940 Hulk Hogan?

01:28:37.100 Hulk Hogan's six foot –

01:28:38.200 He was.

01:28:38.800 She didn't look good.

01:28:39.660 Hulk Hogan's not as tall now laying down.

01:28:41.200 He's six feet under.

01:28:41.700 But he was six foot seven.

01:28:42.840 Now he's six foot –

01:28:43.800 Now he's just six foot horizontally.

01:28:44.900 Technically, he'd still be seven inches above ground.

01:28:47.260 That's how big this dude was.

01:28:48.180 Oh, if they stood him up on end.

01:28:49.460 If they stood him, if they buried him like –

01:28:50.720 It would just be –

01:28:51.700 Who was the guy?

01:28:52.440 How terrifying would that be?

01:28:53.680 Just peeking out.

01:28:54.660 I was like, I see what you did there, brother.

01:28:55.860 Or just enough for his mustache to be –

01:28:57.400 I'm coming to blap you.

01:28:58.340 I'm going to make sure that it just says blap.

01:29:03.020 Yeah, ooh.

01:29:03.700 And with a picture of Hulk Hogan's face?

01:29:05.820 Do it.

01:29:06.340 It's so disrespectful.

01:29:07.340 You should do it.

01:29:09.060 Yeah, but you got to –

01:29:09.920 You can't –

01:29:10.880 You can't have –

01:29:12.100 It's a sheeness.

01:29:12.980 You can't have sex with a sheeness.

01:29:13.880 I know.

01:29:14.240 I don't even like to put that in the audience's head.

01:29:16.300 Yeah, get that out of your head, guys.

01:29:17.760 They said, watch your cheeks around me, baby.

01:29:19.860 That's right.

01:29:20.480 Watch out, great Scott.

01:29:21.240 Watch those thick cheeks.

01:29:23.120 I was sitting with my boss discussing the budget and my items and items on my Valentine's Day menu when God told me, it's time to leave this place.

01:29:33.180 I blapped out.

01:29:34.500 I need to –

01:29:35.180 I blurted, dude.

01:29:37.200 It says blurted.

01:29:37.780 Oh, my blurted.

01:29:38.600 It says blurted.

01:29:39.300 God.

01:29:39.780 Sorry, I got blap on the brain.

01:29:40.880 That's a lot like Colin.

01:29:41.860 I got blap brain.

01:29:42.900 Not the blapping, but when he also was told suddenly by the voice of God to leave.

01:29:47.340 I can't wait until I put this into –

01:29:48.840 Did you ever respond to Colin?

01:29:50.500 I didn't.

01:29:51.440 What's wrong with you?

01:29:52.760 You're right.

01:29:53.160 Hold on.

01:29:53.600 Do that.

01:29:54.420 Guys, we literally are going to stop for a second because he has to respond to Colin.

01:29:59.240 For those of you who remember Colin, he was upgraded for war.

01:30:03.480 Sorry.

01:30:04.100 Sorry, I'm a piece of shit, Colin.

01:30:05.360 I'm a piece of shit.

01:30:06.360 What else should I say?

01:30:07.620 Yeah.

01:30:09.960 How you doing?

01:30:11.360 How are you?

01:30:12.800 How are you taking the Hulk Hogan?

01:30:15.420 Demons?

01:30:15.820 Demons?

01:30:16.100 Question mark still?

01:30:17.420 Ozzy Osbourne?

01:30:18.240 Question mark?

01:30:18.860 Hulk Hogan?

01:30:19.460 Did you do that?

01:30:20.400 Question mark?

01:30:20.900 The black guy from All in the Family?

01:30:22.600 Who's next, brother?

01:30:23.700 Who's next, brother?

01:30:25.540 All right.

01:30:25.780 I answered him back.

01:30:26.620 We'll see.

01:30:27.320 Hopefully, he – this is – so when did he say hi to me?

01:30:31.280 Only a month ago.

01:30:32.520 The 21st.

01:30:33.240 When was Brohemian Grove?

01:30:34.440 Dude, he literally said hi to you before Brohemian Grove.

01:30:37.440 Brohemian Grove was like the 26th and 27th?

01:30:39.720 I don't remember.

01:30:40.560 You're a terrible person.

01:30:42.120 I'm a bad person.

01:30:43.240 No, no, no.

01:30:43.660 He said – so Saturday, the second day of Brohemian Grove, that's when he said hi to me.

01:30:48.480 Oh, okay.

01:30:49.140 It was.

01:30:49.380 Oh, that's interesting.

01:30:50.120 I was very busy.

01:30:51.140 Yeah.

01:30:51.520 I mean, maybe he knew.

01:30:52.920 He said, hey, how are you doing?

01:30:53.680 I was like, like shit, man.

01:30:54.960 All my friends have fucking fallen out on me.

01:30:57.280 This event is tearing me apart inside.

01:31:00.880 Tyranny says he hasn't had a bad dream in 10 years.

01:31:03.100 He hasn't had any dreams in 10 years.

01:31:04.960 He's not lying to us here.

01:31:06.220 He's not lying.

01:31:07.180 His dreams are blank.

01:31:08.940 Oh, it's true.

01:31:09.600 Can't have a bad dream if you don't have any dreams.

01:31:11.300 Let's finish reading this because I got a change.

01:31:14.360 I got a fancy dinner to go to.

01:31:15.540 Okay.

01:31:15.800 Did you know that?

01:31:16.140 Oh, all right.

01:31:17.780 My boss looked at me like I was crazy.

01:31:19.780 I quickly apologized saying, I don't know why I said that.

01:31:22.540 He said, I need to quit.

01:31:24.280 That's what he blurted.

01:31:25.180 He blurted out to his boss.

01:31:27.040 Yeah.

01:31:28.040 I don't know why I said that.

01:31:29.040 I tried leaving the office and the Lord said it again.

01:31:31.880 So I said, no, I need to quit.

01:31:33.600 I'm sorry.

01:31:35.760 So I put in a two week notice without talking to my wife or having a backup plan on how I was going to support my family.

01:31:41.240 Holy shit.

01:31:41.820 I love this.

01:31:42.560 Based.

01:31:42.960 The next day, my wife.

01:31:44.380 You know why God never did that to me?

01:31:45.660 Because he never had to tell me to do it.

01:31:47.340 I would just do that.

01:31:47.860 Someone else was like, David, you quit now.

01:31:49.720 I would just.

01:31:50.820 I don't want to quit.

01:31:51.920 You know what?

01:31:52.120 I would just.

01:31:52.520 I would go.

01:31:52.840 I don't want to be here anymore.

01:31:53.760 It doesn't feel right.

01:31:54.400 I'm leaving.

01:31:54.960 And I would leave.

01:31:55.840 Sometimes I would just.

01:31:56.620 No two weeks.

01:31:56.840 No.

01:31:57.360 Well, sometimes I would give two weeks if I really, really respected the place.

01:32:01.280 But if they ever came at me sideways, even a little bit with.

01:32:03.920 Which who doesn't have a boss that comes at them sideways from time to time?

01:32:07.000 So if you did that to me, I would simply go, well, it looks like I'm leaving now.

01:32:10.620 Yeah.

01:32:10.820 And then I would just get up and I would leave.

01:32:12.660 I wouldn't have a walk away.

01:32:14.180 I walked.

01:32:14.640 I worked for Best Buy for a couple of years.

01:32:17.880 I had like three jobs at the time.

01:32:19.980 Oh my God.

01:32:20.820 Yeah.

01:32:21.040 Yeah.

01:32:21.200 Yeah.

01:32:21.440 Some lady disrespected me.

01:32:23.260 She didn't just like she was like she gave you like, oh, I'll give you a discount on an open

01:32:26.820 box laptop.

01:32:27.380 I got it in the next room and the discount was like what everyone else gets.

01:32:32.340 But I was like, I do mad work here.

01:32:34.400 And you said you'd hook me up and you're like, so I was just like, okay, thanks.

01:32:38.080 And she's like, I'll see you tomorrow.

01:32:39.140 And I was like, yeah, right.

01:32:40.580 And that's it.

01:32:41.100 And I fucking never went back.

01:32:42.460 Feels good, doesn't it?

01:32:43.440 Yeah.

01:32:43.580 Oh yeah.

01:32:43.900 Yeah.

01:32:44.040 I left.

01:32:44.520 When you walked out and the doors go and like the sun's there, I was just like, dude,

01:32:48.400 the sun never went back to this place.

01:32:50.560 When you walk out of a job and it's beautiful out.

01:32:53.900 Yeah.

01:32:54.400 Oh man.

01:32:55.700 Nothing.

01:32:56.200 The birds are singing.

01:32:57.520 Reaffirms your decision.

01:32:58.600 Like walking out into wonderful weather.

01:33:00.960 It's crazy, right?

01:33:01.800 When you leave a job and it's dark inside and it's a shithole and you're mad and you

01:33:05.260 hate it.

01:33:05.620 And then you walk out and you're liberated from those people and the, and the responsibility

01:33:09.660 of showing up to this hell hole every day.

01:33:11.400 And you go, and it smells nice, dude.

01:33:15.640 And the air is crisp and the fucking birds are out, dude.

01:33:19.420 Yeah.

01:33:20.560 Part of me, I mean, it was spiteful, I guess, but I was just like, I'm not coming back.

01:33:24.920 I love it.

01:33:25.460 I go, you need me.

01:33:26.580 And I was like, it wasn't a job.

01:33:28.120 I had any idea of quitting at the time, but at the time I was just like, why would you,

01:33:34.320 you bitch?

01:33:35.280 Yeah.

01:33:35.780 And I was just, I walked out and everyone went back.

01:33:37.140 That's it.

01:33:37.200 Done.

01:33:37.580 Loved it.

01:33:37.960 Yeah.

01:33:38.380 I love it.

01:33:38.820 Good feeling.

01:33:39.260 So this guy walks out, no idea how he's supposed to support his family.

01:33:41.880 The next day, my wife wasn't talking to me, telling me I need to get professional help

01:33:46.280 before we lose our health insurance.

01:33:47.760 That's actually a concern.

01:33:49.340 Damn.

01:33:49.660 The same day I got a text from the CEO of the gospel mission in my town.

01:33:54.020 Oh shit.

01:33:54.960 I would donate money and participated to their yearly top chef event as the MC.

01:34:01.740 It was for my own vanity and clout, super gay.

01:34:04.080 I know this guy, he's, he's, he gets it.

01:34:06.020 He gets it.

01:34:06.800 He asked if he could buy me lunch and pick my brain about one of his ideas.

01:34:11.440 He said, no, but you could pick my nose.

01:34:12.800 Long story longer.

01:34:13.860 And he goes on for seven more pages.

01:34:16.140 Did you know that you could pick your friends?

01:34:18.420 But you can't pick your nose.

01:34:19.020 And you could pick your nose.

01:34:20.540 But you can't tune a piano.

01:34:22.740 You could tune a fish.

01:34:23.940 Oh.

01:34:24.240 You can't pick your friends' nose.

01:34:27.820 This is a two dads, one room.

01:34:29.280 Or what was the show called?

01:34:30.980 Two dads, one room.

01:34:31.660 The one that my wife is going to start?

01:34:34.080 Pictures my husband never hung.

01:34:38.160 That's a great, ladies out there, if you, you know the guys we fuck show?

01:34:42.000 Yeah.

01:34:42.160 What if there was a one for not whores and it was called Pictures My Husband Never Hung?

01:34:47.620 Yeah.

01:34:47.800 That's a good one.

01:34:48.520 And it's just you guys complaining.

01:34:50.000 About all the things that your husband's never hung up on the wall, never threw away, never

01:34:55.400 fixed.

01:34:56.260 And never will now.

01:34:57.080 Never will.

01:34:57.440 Now that you mention it.

01:34:58.040 Spitefully.

01:34:59.660 Right.

01:34:59.960 Okay.

01:35:00.240 So he, he meets with this guy.

01:35:03.700 He, he asked, so he was just donating for clout, which is interesting.

01:35:09.320 Which is because I feel like some of the doors that are opening now for us, like this, this

01:35:13.120 weird thing that's happening now.

01:35:15.640 I'm like, is this like, before I get involved with it or go more, I'm like, is this something

01:35:21.260 like out of vein or is this something that is just open to me?

01:35:23.600 Because I went to this shop on a whim.

01:35:26.440 My wife was like, Hey, I want to try this.

01:35:28.160 You're talking about the thing.

01:35:29.220 Yeah.

01:35:29.380 The thing.

01:35:29.720 And I'm like, yeah, let's try it.

01:35:30.960 And then I go in there with the shirt that I wear all the time and nobody really mentions

01:35:36.420 it.

01:35:37.160 But this guy.

01:35:37.900 Yeah.

01:35:38.160 It was like the same thing.

01:35:39.020 This, you were like, are we going to Sarasota?

01:35:42.120 And I'm like, if we don't, we won't.

01:35:44.880 Yeah.

01:35:45.040 So let's do it.

01:35:45.900 And it's like, okay.

01:35:46.780 That's true.

01:35:47.240 I was like, I don't even really know what's going to happen.

01:35:49.440 We're just going to show up and then be like, Lord, open the doors.

01:35:52.540 Get some heavy water.

01:35:53.580 That's it, bro.

01:35:54.260 Hey, I just wanted a sip.

01:35:55.340 Really?

01:35:55.720 Yeah.

01:35:55.860 Just a sip.

01:35:56.480 One, one cup.

01:35:57.320 One glass.

01:35:57.820 I just came this far to have a drink.

01:36:00.080 All right.

01:36:00.420 So, uh, yeah, I went from feeding my country club members.

01:36:04.200 Oh no, sorry.

01:36:05.060 Where are we at?

01:36:06.060 Eating my country.

01:36:06.800 Long story longer.

01:36:07.500 I started working for the gospel mission for about half the money I was making as an

01:36:11.580 executive chef.

01:36:12.660 Rough time for my marriage.

01:36:14.220 Went from feeding my country club members living in their multimillion dollar homes on

01:36:18.560 their private golf courses to feeding homeless people three meals a day and teaching a group

01:36:22.660 of residents in the transitional living program how to cook and get employed.

01:36:27.360 Nice.

01:36:27.420 How crazy is that?

01:36:28.360 Like you have like a top chef feeding homeless people.

01:36:32.040 That is nuts.

01:36:33.140 Yeah.

01:36:33.460 Yeah.

01:36:34.200 I hope secure a half a million dollar grant to start a school called Nourish Kitchens.

01:36:38.580 I became a dean, wrote the curriculum and taught.

01:36:41.740 Wow.

01:36:42.460 I was offered a job at one of the largest food distribution companies in the U.S. and took

01:36:46.260 it.

01:36:46.420 It was for more money, less hours and a better quality of life than the country club, which

01:36:51.840 allowed me to offer my services to the gospel mission for free.

01:36:55.600 Nice.

01:36:56.080 Yeah.

01:36:56.580 Something I still do.

01:36:58.560 Around this time, I finally submitted to God.

01:37:01.220 Life was good.

01:37:02.220 I quit drinking and smoking pot, started working out and lost about 35 pounds.

01:37:07.040 Praise Jesus.

01:37:08.120 Nice.

01:37:09.140 Fast track to current day-ish.

01:37:11.040 Day-ish.

01:37:11.880 NDS is the best podcast.

01:37:13.440 He puts it again in parentheses or in quotes.

01:37:16.420 And then a smiley face, laughing, crying, one with the tongue out.

01:37:19.880 I don't know what the fuck you mean by that.

01:37:20.960 Oh, he actually says, you guys are trash.

01:37:22.320 If you read just a little bit longer, you guys are trash.

01:37:24.800 I just wanted you to know that you guys are trash.

01:37:26.660 And then he just ends this abruptly.

01:37:28.100 I'm doing the Lord's work.

01:37:29.780 You guys are fucking clowns.

01:37:31.700 All right.

01:37:32.220 Wow.

01:37:32.540 We just, we poured a lot of money into this new setup and he's telling us to stop,

01:37:35.840 but I guess.

01:37:37.300 Okay, well, let's finish reading.

01:37:38.740 Okay.

01:37:39.160 Okay.

01:37:39.860 NDS is the best podcast in the world and started shit posting and enjoying my secret troll

01:37:45.580 life.

01:37:45.980 Oh, yes.

01:37:46.520 I know the feeling.

01:37:47.260 It's great.

01:37:48.340 I went camping around early April and ate a weed edible thinking it was okay because

01:37:52.820 my life is completely different.

01:37:54.380 Ah.

01:37:55.280 That one time turned into a once a week thing.

01:37:57.940 We're back.

01:37:58.540 Okay.

01:37:58.960 We're back.

01:37:59.920 We had, we're here.

01:38:00.880 That was us.

01:38:01.500 Oh my God.

01:38:02.720 I think when we overload it, we have too much stuff on there.

01:38:06.140 Too much loads.

01:38:06.860 Too many loads.

01:38:07.500 Too many loads on it.

01:38:09.100 All right.

01:38:09.600 So we're back.

01:38:10.500 What was the last thing we said?

01:38:12.160 I don't know.

01:38:12.800 Somebody tell us if you were listening in the chat.

01:38:14.520 What was the last thing we said?

01:38:15.860 The stream blacked out.

01:38:16.960 Unbelievable.

01:38:17.860 NDS is the best podcast in the world and started shit posting and enjoying a secret

01:38:21.820 troll life.

01:38:23.020 He started the weed edible things once a week because his wife and daughter had dance and

01:38:28.460 they would go over to the in-laws for dinner after.

01:38:30.560 So I pop an edible around 5 p.m. PST, go to the gym and then be home by 611 PST, which

01:38:38.300 leads me to my next encounter with the Lord.

01:38:40.780 Okay.

01:38:41.580 611 PST.

01:38:42.620 What used to happen at that time?

01:38:46.000 The towers.

01:38:47.440 Yeah.

01:38:47.800 Yeah.

01:38:48.180 Interesting.

01:38:48.860 Interesting.

01:38:49.420 That's interesting.

01:38:50.800 Okay.

01:38:52.600 It was June 11th around.

01:38:54.420 When did he send this?

01:38:55.920 713.

01:38:56.520 So that's two weeks ago about.

01:38:57.920 It was June 11th around 745 p.m.

01:39:00.860 I remember because I was high on a 100 milligram drink, locked myself in my office.

01:39:06.420 Hey guys.

01:39:07.780 Sorry about that.

01:39:08.980 Starlink crapped out and we lost our signal.

01:39:12.680 We were able to scrap together what was left of this episode.

01:39:14.920 So I'm going to air it for you guys and we'll get back to work soon.

01:39:18.620 We've been working on the studio.

01:39:20.420 Things are coming along nicely.

01:39:21.800 So we should have like a three shot setter for you guys pretty soon.

01:39:24.840 Again, sorry for the mess up.

01:39:27.680 But you know, this is what we were able to get.

01:39:30.800 So we'll see you next week or in a couple days.

01:39:35.260 Bye.

01:39:35.520 We'll see you next week.

01:40:05.520 Bye.

01:40:07.180 Bye.

01:40:08.100 Bye.

01:40:16.380 Bye.

01:40:17.000 Bye.

01:40:17.480 Bye.

01:40:28.280 Bye.

01:40:31.860 Bye.

Nephilim Death Squad - August 01, 2025

029： Blap, Blap - NDS Chronicles

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