030: 3_33 - NDS Chronicles
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 37 minutes
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183.05196
Summary
On today's episode of Don't Do That, Dude, Jesus, we have a special guest on the show, Top Lobster, aka the muncher of cheese doodles. He tells us about what he thinks is going on in the world.
Transcript
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We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.
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The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely normal.
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It's like we all know what's going down, but no one's saying shit what happened to the home of the brave.
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I know we're talking about how they made a spot to be slaves.
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Heading to clouds and want to wake up to a dead in the grave.
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Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in their hands.
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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Don't Do That, Dude.
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The show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony.
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That is Top Lobster, the muncher of cheese doodles.
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And before we get into today's show, a little announcement.
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Don't forget that we're going to go live exclusively to Patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad sometime around the 30-minute mark.
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But if you go there and you sign up for whatever tier you'd like, then you will gain access to the rest of the episode engaging with the live chat plus also our backlog of content.
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People have been saying, they're like, I saw some Patreon comments.
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We have a three-shot setup, but we have a Chinese software here.
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We don't want to pay to put a dude in the corner of the room to switch.
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But anybody else, do you guys see that term, black and white, or is that just our projector?
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Anyway, we have three shots set up, and we'd like to cycle through those shots to make a really cool show.
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And we're trying to figure out how to do it automatically.
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And if not, then you're going to have to do it with a dude in the corner of the room with a stream deck who's pressing the button.
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Dude, honestly, I've never met a man with more wires than you.
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If you would like us to read your paranormal testimony, you could submit it over at chroniclesnds at gmail.com.
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You know, it's been a while, and Nancy's been complaining.
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She's like, I have no work to do because these guys are not submitting their chronicles to me.
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We'll let that run across the screen so you guys could see that.
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Give Nancy some work because we're paying her, and she's not doing labor, and that's not sustainable.
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Last time we were doing an episode, we actually got terminated by Elon Musk.
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He shot down 5,600 satellites out of orbit, and it put us off the internet.
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We couldn't do the show anymore because Mr. Fancy Pants over here has Starlink.
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And I think I have an idea of where we left off, so I'm probably going to do a little bit of repeating,
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but this paragraph, I think, is where we got terminated after we shot out the satellites out of the sky.
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These things that are clinging to our firmament and giving us internet, they were taken down.
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It was all 5,600 satellites for Starlink went into airplane mode.
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It wasn't, we were trying to do everything we could to get back on, and it was very disheartening
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to just sit in this chair and to go, it's not fucking working, is it?
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And all I could think is that David's like, you have such bad internet at your house.
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I was like, Top Lobster, this is fucking terrible.
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It's carbonated, and it makes me burp, and I can't control that.
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You can control shoving cheese doodles into your orifice.
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Oh, yeah, the camera is going black and white a few times.
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Well, that's fucking, that's just for the vibe, dog.
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You have no idea the technical difficulties we went through for the past hour.
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Scott, you don't know anything, and you're dumb.
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And I'd appreciate it if you shut up and don't say things anymore.
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I remember because I was high on a 100-milligram drink, locked myself in the office,
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and was commenting on Tyler Janky's Tower Gang farewell mash post.
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We have to give them more than a half an hour now.
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I remember because I was high on a 100-milligram drink, locked myself in my office, and was commenting on Tyler Janky's, Daddy Janky's, Tower Gang Farewell MASH post.
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Quote, bro, I don't know what to do with myself.
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I've been conditioned for vileness at this time of day.
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Laughing at my witty comment, that got seven likes.
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Yeah, it's pretty good for the average Tower Gang enjoyer.
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When God spoke to me, he said, start praying right now.
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Oh, man, this is getting tied up in a tower again.
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God said, start praying right now, so I started praying half seriously, not knowing why.
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I picked up my Bible and started reading the page I flipped to, Jeremiah 10.10.
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At his wrath, the earth will tremble and the nations will not be able to endure his indignation.
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Because this dude was bummed out that Tower Gang was gone.
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So, when I felt a really, really dark presence and got sick to my stomach, I dropped to my knees and started saying, hallelujah, praise be to God over and over again.
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So, I started saying it louder and louder in more of a hypnotic tone.
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My eyes were closed and I felt the presence of the Lord.
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I was scared to open my eyes because I wanted it to last forever.
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I remember being in the corner of my office, not knowing how I got to the other side of the room, dry heaving, making death metal noises, while singing Be Not Afraid, which is a Catholic hymn that he remembered as a child.
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Over and over again and saying Jesus Christ over and over.
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This lasted for what felt like hours, but was about 15 minutes.
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The whole time I was singing the phrase, Be Not Afraid, whenever I could catch my breath.
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I remember I couldn't look at myself in the bathroom mirror because I was afraid of my own reflection.
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Let me, I'm going to check this, make sure this cable is seated correctly.
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He's got to make sure because it keeps turning black and white and it's very distracting.
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So anyway, I'm never touching any drugs again, and in the last 32 days, I started going to
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Bible study on Wednesday nights and feel extremely close to God, like I am eight years old giving
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It reminds me of the Apostle Thomas's journey and the episode you guys did with Cyprian.
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Cyprian, who was a man whore and is now not, because thank the Lord.
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I am fully retarded, and believing wasn't enough.
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God had to slap me across the face a few times before I finally got it.
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I am starting a new journey in my life where I need to do more than what I am doing.
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I try to stay in prayer every free minute I can, and I'm not sure what's next, but I feel God
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pushing me to start spreading the word on a larger scale, based, he capitalized, word.
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Well, that's the only part that I disagree with.
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In fact, the reason we haven't been making content is because of Nancy.
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It's been quite tumultuous because of Nancy, and it's very distracting.
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Keep growing, and get your fucking moon map back.
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Yes, I made an email address so you guys don't dox me.
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People have to really protect themselves from us.
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I think we would have, because, I mean, we're spreading your story across two different stories,
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Because this guy's whole testimony is basically about giving things up that weren't right for him.
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And what he ends up giving up, he kind of goes back into, which is, I think we spoke about this a little bit,
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because we read the story after it went off of air, the last episode that we were cut off,
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and I was asking, he was like, do you think it's weird that, like, Tower Gang made people want to smoke and drink and do a certain thing?
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Because that's how I felt about Legion of Skanks a little bit.
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Like, sometimes when I would watch Legion of Skanks, I don't listen to it anymore.
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But when I listen to it, it's like, you could feel like the big demon on Legion of Skanks is like the masturbation demon,
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Yeah, I think he's the one that continues to...
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It puts it in your head, because that's definitely something that is consistent.
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It's constantly coming up just in jokes and shit?
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Yeah, I mean, so we were talking about Tower Gang, and it was like, when I was on Tower Gang,
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And when I watched Tower Gang, I would like to have a drink.
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I'd like to jerk off while watching Tower Gang.
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No, I used to, I used to, when I was smoking, I've not, I don't smoke anymore, but when
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I was smoking, I would, then I would pair it up.
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And I wasn't going, like, I wasn't going overboard.
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If I was real wild, I might pour a little bit more whiskey one more time.
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I've never been a bender guy, because I can't, I'll just die if I drink too much liquor.
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But yeah, there was something about the vibe of Tower Gang that made me want to have a drink.
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Like, it's not, that's not what we were, that's not what I was setting out to do.
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You can't, you're not going to get it to switch now.
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I'm trying to see if I can fix it, because it keeps going back and forth.
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All right, go ahead, fucking tell the dream, because I got to look at this thing anyway.
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I had a dream last night, and I wasn't the only one.
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So, my dream last night was that, oh, you know, I'm making the Yoni sign, and people
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are going to be like, he's trying to get energy into his moussey.
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So, I had a dream that I was at a big public event that probably, it was like a stadium.
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You know how stadiums often have like those corridors?
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Just really plain, concrete corridors that weave all throughout the stadium for like the
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So, after whatever event this was, we were all pouring out into these hallways, into these
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corridors, and I became aware that they were blacks, and that these blacks were set against
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Does this have anything to do with that recent video of the blacks?
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I made a tweet before we started the show, and I said specifically that I've been trying
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not to look at all that shit because I know they, whoever they is, we don't have to get
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into that right now, who is they, would love us to have a race war.
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And you could see the way they've engineered it, the public sentiment, the dialogue on Twitter,
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The events are very real, but still, they would really like us to have a race.
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But I realized that there's a black, you know, he's set against me.
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And what he's doing is he's being sneaky, sneaky, sneaky black.
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And so I go, and then I realize there's another one in my peripheral.
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And then I quickly realized there's like five of them.
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And he goes, you always have a gun in your dreams, huh?
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I don't fucking, if I don't have my gun, it's like phone, wallet, keys, gun.
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In my dream, it's my Ruger, which I, I, I, I can't because it's light.
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You just, it's only got five, five, five rounds and there's five of them.
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And it's got a long trigger pull, which I thought in my mind, I don't like that long
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So I aim it at him and he fucking still, he kind of commits to the bit.
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You have this knife, but then he, he backs off and I could feel that alleviation.
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I go, but now they're like, they're around me and it's not really eliminating.
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I end up, I end up in a, in an altercation with one of them in particular.
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And for the fans of, of timeline cleanse out there, you'll know that this is, this
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So does that, does that instantly bring it to like a, one of the stars?
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It's no, well it's, it's, I mean, I didn't, I didn't identify any loops, but there was
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certainly a bonnet and a bonnet constitutes one star.
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So what ends up happening is I have him and I'm going, Hey, don't, you know, back up
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Next thing I know he pulls the trigger at me, but his gun like jams.
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And I start shooting at him and I'm unable to identify whether or not it's jamming or
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if rounds are actually firing out of it because of that long trigger pull, but he does unjam
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And I feel he shot me like kind of in my neck, chest, maybe my collarbone area.
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And I do identify that a round goes into his face, but he's real.
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I run out of rounds cause I've only got five rounds in my Ruger.
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And so I get up and I pin him up against the wall and I start clobbering him in the face.
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So I, I kill him, but then I turn and I walk away and everything is degrading and I've been,
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and I'm dying and I wake up and it's 333 in the morning, 333 in the morning.
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I have a hard time going back to sleep because it's so fresh in my mind that I keep like revisiting it and I don't want to go back and revisit it.
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My mother, my mother, Jesus couldn't, good God.
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My wife tells me that God, what a Freudian, horrifying Freudian slip.
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That was brandishing a firearm, three stars shots fired, five stars.
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We did kind of figure out the, it's a lot of stars.
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There was a multiple homicide right in New York.
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He killed some, you know, he did it on the 33rd floor.
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What's interesting though, and I meant to send it to you this morning.
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I found a post from 2018 of that guy's friend, the shooter's friend saying,
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I will not stop posting about him until he is brought back home to us.
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Anywho, my wife does have a dream and she tells, she shares it with me.
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Basically, she was in the house, but the house was inverted.
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Besides the fact that the rooms were mirrored and Jack was there.
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I wonder if the audience could say anything about this.
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You made these people listen to Mother Horse Eyes.
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Chat, have you guys had any weird dreams or anything since listening to Mother Horse Eyes?
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I haven't had any dreams since Mother Horse Eyes.
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I don't know what you're talking about, Kevin Ritello.
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You're going to take this one, but it says Red Hoodie, Schizophrenia, and Unseen Entities.
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So it says, watching a schizophrenic interacting with the voices in his head becomes an entirely
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new and fascinating experience when viewed through the lens provided by NDS.
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One Monday night around 10 p.m., while my wife and I were in bed watching TV, we heard our
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As any green thumb knows, night watering is the most sensible.
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His garden is impressive, boasting rows of grapes, towering sunflowers, sprawling pumpkin
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vines, and modest cornstalk, a modest cornstalk forest.
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I can't read anything anymore without the narrator of Mother Horse Eyes in my fucking
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And I feel like this guy, the way he wrote it, he goes, his garden is impressive, boasting
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rows of grapes, towering sunflowers, sprawling pumpkin vines, and a modest cornstalk forest.
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Five vehicles, three of which appear to be inoperable, tucked away in the corners of his
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He has no family save for an elderly woman, presumably his mother, who can be seen on rare occasions.
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I don't know if she lives with him or merely visits periodically.
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He doesn't speak much, but seems friendly enough.
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He smiles, nods, and waves whenever my wife and I pass.
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Our first inclination was that he came, was that he was different.
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Once the police were searching for a robbery suspect who had fled into the area wearing
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We knew this from listening to the police scanner.
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Of course you have a police scanner in your house.
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And look up whatever thirst trap it is that you want us to look up.
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Wait, when is the three-hour Pulani of Guam biopic coming out?
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Let's play it because she seems funny immediately.
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Once the police were searching for a robbery suspect who fled into the area wearing a red
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We were listening to the police scanner after seeing numerous police roaming our street,
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hearing a helicopter overhead, and spotting a drone as it coursed its way among the trees.
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Our neighbor, a genius that he is, thought it would be a good idea to put on his own red
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hooded sweatshirt, stand in his backyard, and flip off the police drone, walking that
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Thereafter, and just between ourselves, my wife, and I began referring to our eccentric neighbor
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We live in one of the nicest neighborhoods in town, older and filled with custom homes
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crowded together alongside a large, long, established city park.
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Many of the homes valued above what most people can afford.
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And while the neighborhood itself does not really have a homelessness problem, many of
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the homeless who frequent the downtown areas of the city will pass through our neighborhood
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on their way to and from the park where they're camped.
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Occasionally, they trespass through someone's property.
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Even more rarely, they cause damage or steal something.
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Still, everyone keeps a watchful eye and doesn't tolerate squatters.
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So when the red hoodie began to yell red threats at his garden, to yell threats at his garden
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as he watered it that late on Monday in July, I assumed a transient had jumped his fence with
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the intention of setting up a camp in the garden for the night.
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Wait, he said that he yelled insults at his garden?
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You are, you're saying things that are interesting to me, son of $2.
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Honestly, you could distract us from the entire show if you want to.
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We got two fucking cameras here that don't work.
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Stay, keep your head in the, he has a, he has a tendency to spiral into anger.
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I assumed a transient jumped the fence with the intention of setting up camp in his garden
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for the night, and Red Hoodie was just, was just setting healthy boundaries.
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To make sure he didn't need any backup, I opened my second story bedroom window, which
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overlooked his garden, and asked, you all right?
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Stray cats often frequent the area, and Red Hoodie had been known to chase them off by
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those little noise poppers, throwing those little noise poppers at them.
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He fell apart, and cats came out of his hoodie?
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This, it feels, with the music and everything...
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Guys, we're going to read through Mother Horse Eyes, or we're going to listen through Mother
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So, we will turn that into 20 hours of content.
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Would you guys like 20 hours on Mother Horse Eyes?
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Mommy needs to be more ladylike and cross his legs like Daddy does.
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You know, even when she's talking, it feels like Mother Horse Eyes.
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I close my window again, and Red Hoodie continued to drown his backyard while shouting at some
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That's when I began to wonder if my oddball neighbor might be schizophrenic.
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And having just listened to the Time Capsule episode in which Dr. Jerry Marzynski outlined
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I promise the next stream, this black and white issue will be solved.
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Red Hoodie paused his mania around 11 p.m., allowing my wife and I to fall into a deep
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At 2 a.m., it was finally cool enough to turn off the A.C. and open the house.
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Who the fuck gets up at 2 a.m. because now it's like the weather is better?
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You just keep the doors closed, keep the temperature controlled.
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That's poor people behavior, though, because you go, my electricity bill.
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Because I sent you a message asking you if you could do that.
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No, I didn't see the message, but I did turn it on.
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For people who watch any of our shows, they know that I'm constantly like, can you turn
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The temperature you keep it at is something like 82 moist.
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It's a unit of measurement, and it's also a preference.
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He's got a screen door that is perpetually condensating.
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I've never used a screen on the screen door, by the way.
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But you have a glass door that is sweating from the inside.
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Yeah, because it's ice cold in my apartment, and outside it's very hot.
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Because she does like cartwheels in my apartment.
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It was finally cool enough to turn off the AC and open the house.
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It was then that the obsessive watering and cursing began again, and with renewed vigor.
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As soon as I clicked on it, it went black and white.
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Because I just wonder if anybody would go, please, no more Mother Horse Eyes on the umpteenth hour.
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I mean, it's one of those things where if we start it, we've got to finish it, right?
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He started shouting things like, get the fuck out of here.
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He busted out a spotlight and shined it every which way, the blinding light sometimes filling
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At one point, he called out to another neighbor.
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I called the cops, but they're saying I'm lying.
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Pace wandered around inside his house, talking loudly.
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He's watching him and he's watching the thermostat.
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If I'm correct about my assumptions, then I'll know upon the witching hour.
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When the witching hour reaches its peak, if this dude also does, then we know that there's
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He's seeing the guy with the fucking sword and the guy with the spear.
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And I could hear him saying, you like the corn, huh?
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Presumably, that was when he made peace with his tormentors about the corn, I suppose.
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The watering continued, but he was no longer angry, muttering here and there.
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I got out of bed at 5.30 a.m. for work, careful to draw the blinds closed on the side of my
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I wonder if this is actually this dude's house.
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But is it an apartment building next to a house?
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I often wonder how people with this level of psychosis, whatever's demon infested, you
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know, craniums, how they go about also keeping a house, keeping a house.
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Because I don't have a, I'm not schizophrenic and my house, I can't keep, I'm like, this is
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Like, to get me, like, would he still be watering his plants even if he wasn't having a psychotic
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Is that just the level of responsibility of this man?
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Where he's like, it is better to water your plants at night.
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Coincidentally, having demons in your head at that hour, but.
00:41:11.060
Yeah, some, it's like some demons don't really care.
00:41:16.500
Well, I had a heroin addict who I lived with for a period.
00:41:36.640
And he's raking the dead grass out of the lawn.
00:41:41.880
But it's just interesting that even though you're guided by demons.
00:41:47.860
Or did the demons go, the lawn needs, the lawn needs tending.
00:41:58.900
Like, they'll usually, you'll see them doing like meaningless tasks like that.
00:42:02.840
I told you I was invited in to the one lady's house.
00:42:12.500
And, um, and she was concerned initially with just the smell of smoke.
00:42:16.720
And she was totally lucid when she was at my door.
00:42:28.140
When I tell you her door was just across from my door.
00:42:30.520
In the time it took me to cross the carpeted hallway into her apartment, she was gone.
00:42:39.700
Her door shut behind me, and she fucking switched.
00:42:44.560
Seems like a reasonable, are the demons like, is that electrical?
00:43:01.380
And then she's standing on her sofa looking out the window complaining about the gooks.
00:43:08.400
Complaining about the Asians who are going through her mail.
00:43:13.340
Well, still, once again, are the demons like, a man's mail is sovereign.
00:43:22.780
And for an individual to lack the respect and go through another person's mail is a trespassing too far.
00:43:36.920
Also, guys, hey, people of the show, stop requesting me on Facebook.
00:43:48.200
And they're just, now they're doing it for a laugh.
00:43:57.660
I got out of bed at 530 for work, trying to make as little noise as possible.
00:44:01.800
So, um, he wasn't sure if he was asleep or at least calm.
00:44:08.540
Didn't really care to rouse him or dare to rouse him.
00:44:11.760
I check with my wife to make sure she felt safe with me leaving.
00:44:16.140
But almost immediately after I left, she says, Hoodie began watering and talking to unseen
00:44:22.900
I feel bad for the guy, especially believing what I do now about what he's going through.
00:44:28.320
Were I a braver man, I would have gone down to him as soon as I realized what was happening
00:44:40.640
Sadly, my faith, my faith isn't that strong yet.
00:44:44.060
And I should have gone, uh, and should things have gone sideways, the guy's my next door
00:44:50.640
I can't afford to anger him and the demons attached to him.
00:44:55.900
Any thoughts or advice for my fellow retards, uh, that my fellow retards might have for me,
00:45:03.980
You are a refreshing breath of, um, what would you call it?
00:45:09.360
Uh, uh, not retarded in your ability to, to, you know, articulate a story.
00:45:36.080
They didn't run from her, but the second I was given an opportunity to get away from
00:45:42.920
I feel like you're going to get two different, uh, pieces of advice.
00:45:49.940
David would probably go and try to do this thing.
00:45:55.960
No, no, you, we, we tried to say a prayer at the well.
00:46:16.400
What I'm saying is, is that you seem like you would like to go headlong into battle.
00:46:28.520
You know, when I was younger, I hid in a tree to ambush and, and, and jump some kids at a
00:46:46.400
Don't get into battles that you're number one, not sure of number two, don't really
00:46:51.620
know the outcome of, but I'm also from New York.
00:46:54.740
So I've seen dead bodies and stepped over them and maybe I'm a bad person for that, but
00:47:02.940
David wants to go talk to somebody who might have, uh, put a demonic hex on my house.
00:47:10.020
I don't think he, he lacks the capability of doing that.
00:47:13.940
Why does it, why doesn't any of my equipment work?
00:47:25.780
Now, now this Chinese piece of shit doesn't work.
00:47:43.800
That would be, that's a very insulting, uh, spooky kind of vibe right there with the air
00:47:55.580
Anytime that I've ever encountered the schizophrenic, I think I've told you this story before where
00:47:59.580
I was, um, my, my wife had a friend who was dating a guy who was schizophrenic, but he
00:48:04.180
is, he would, he had been good for a number of years and they had been together for some
00:48:09.460
One day we're sitting at a round table, much like the round table you have.
00:48:15.280
I grew to enjoy a gin and tonic around that time.
00:48:26.180
And then, uh, one thing led to another and I got this energy from him that the, the,
00:48:34.840
the women, and I don't think it's just because I'm special and I picked up on the energy.
00:48:39.300
I think women just fucking, oh, yeah, they're not, they're not paying attention.
00:48:43.320
They're in a constant state of Hillary Clinton, seeing that fucking whatever the invisible
00:48:54.660
All of a sudden, boom, like just, and I go and I'm watching him and he is in a place
00:49:09.460
And every time I say that word, I think I add an extra syllable and he, um, and he's trying
00:49:14.760
to, he's like hulking out and he's trying to like contain it.
00:49:21.940
It's not like he's displaying it, but I can, he's, he's, he's trying to stay in control.
00:49:29.360
And, and his girlfriend picks up on it and she's like, what's the matter with you?
00:49:35.620
And we're, and it's still not enough that it's disrupted the vibe that they're having.
00:49:48.420
And, and I'm fucking kicking my wife under the table.
00:50:02.000
There's something wrong with this man at the table.
00:50:04.940
And he's, he's trying to, and eventually everybody picks up on it.
00:50:11.160
It takes like, I'm talking almost 10 minutes after I pick up on it.
00:50:15.700
This guy's just sitting here in this state to the point where I'm like, I have an advantage.
00:50:31.620
Which is a wild thing to even have to think of when you're at his house.
00:50:46.720
She, she was like, I think, because his girlfriend, she picked up on it enough.
00:50:53.100
She was like, I think we're going to call it a night.
00:51:04.120
We put them together, make a bed out of the sofas.
00:51:06.200
And then for the rest of the night, you just hear them fighting.
00:51:15.920
And then unfortunately, after some point, I guess around 3 a.m., they just start fucking.
00:51:38.900
I don't even know if Toad has anything going on.
00:52:06.880
There's a nice bridge a couple miles down the road.
00:52:50.960
Okay, well, we're going to have to read Korn, then.
00:53:01.800
I mean, that's what we named ourselves, though.
00:53:19.620
Anyways, would love to talk to you guys on or off the record.
00:53:26.620
No, I feel like people are just using this email for other things.
00:53:47.480
You should know we don't know what Fortean means.
00:53:56.320
Chances are you or at least your fan base are missing some things regarding weird stuff in the Bible.
00:54:13.640
Look her in the eyes and I go, I got the bona fides.
00:54:17.820
He says, I will give you references, samples of my work, contact info if you like.
00:54:30.060
She got scared when I told her we had to do a business meeting.
00:54:42.620
It means of or pertaining to anomalous phenomenon.
00:54:55.960
So he goes, not trying to horn in on the great thing you've got going on.
00:54:58.980
Just like to talk about the Bible and Nephilim related stuff.
00:55:07.700
He probably just listened to Chronicles and then heard the thing.
00:55:22.680
It says, I've listened for a long time, but this is my first time reaching out.
00:55:32.480
I'm not sure why, because they were never my jam, but I had the urge to listen to F-O-A-L
00:56:10.600
Anyway, the song is popular, and you may be familiar with some of the words, especially
00:56:22.420
I think that same thing is happening with Rihanna when she goes, Unana, what's my name?
00:56:34.800
In Latin, it's a word that's used to describe a shadow spirit, like a dark spirit.
00:56:40.620
And then Ella, Ella, A, A, there's something there.
00:56:45.480
And if you watch that video, by the way, she contorts her body in the Rihanna video.
00:56:52.300
She's covered in, like, black oil, and she's in, like, a black room, and it's just her that's
00:56:58.580
lit up, and the way the light plays off of her, she basically makes a Baphomet head with
00:57:05.260
Man, so much weird esotericism going on, and we were talking about that Tinful Hat episode.
00:57:13.820
I would love to talk to Izzy, whatever the fuck his name is.
00:57:18.040
It would be nice to talk to somebody other than you.
00:57:26.120
Something takes a part of me feeling like a freak on a leash.
00:57:32.620
How many times in my life have I felt diseased?
00:57:45.600
Then the very famous, perhaps, patented gibberish portion of the song.
00:57:52.780
The entity has taken over, and he is speaking his demonic language through the dude.
00:58:06.120
I think this would be a great segment, and I think you'd have a lot of fun doing it.
00:58:10.160
I wonder what the audience thinks if we broke down music videos.
00:58:21.500
It just says, uh, something takes a part of me.
00:58:39.060
It's just like, uh, da-boom-dap-da-boom-bap-a-ditto.
00:58:45.280
And then when he comes back, he goes, so fight something on the ming-ga-wa?
00:58:51.660
Yeah, fight something, uh, some things they fight.
00:59:50.900
Every time I start to believe, something's raped and taken from me.
00:59:57.600
Every time I start to believe, that's interesting.
01:00:00.560
Yeah, this is a crazy, I'm sure if we look into this a little bit more.
01:00:16.960
Because if you're giving commentary on a thing,
01:00:36.600
I remember that that was the cover of their album.
01:00:40.540
I don't think I've ever seen the actual music video.
01:00:44.840
Probably their biggest hit single was called The Kill.
01:00:50.560
It is literally them remaking Stanley Kubrick's The Shining.
01:00:56.260
I think this guy, Boner Red, brings up a great point.
01:01:09.080
And I first became privy to all of the symbolism in Hollywood and such.
01:01:16.140
Man, the number 11 sure does show up a lot in the Avengers film.
01:01:37.920
Because the way I watch a movie is if there's dialogue happening,
01:01:43.800
And I'm looking at the background the entire time.
01:02:28.560
How about I take all of this and I put it into chat GPT and I say,
01:02:45.000
Do we have anything else in the NDS Chronicles Gmail?
01:02:50.820
It's probably our fault for not doing as much content as we should,
01:02:55.060
But we'll look at this beautiful product we're trying to bring you.
01:03:06.760
That was our plan for the next couple of days anyway.
01:03:33.400
And because I had watched the Iron Man 2 films,
01:03:35.740
But you were talking about something and I was just inserting my own bullshit.
01:03:39.760
I forgot what you were saying because I'm so self-absorbed.
01:03:55.440
And you were talking about the private sector being the one that really has the stuff.
01:04:03.280
Like a libertarians will say the government did this.
01:04:16.920
On that Merkel episode where he had this guy that saw a UFO,
01:04:21.000
He was given his testimony basically saying that he doesn't think these,
01:04:30.880
They're government UAP that we're seeing flying around?
01:04:34.540
It's more likely that they are this sort of technology that's being flown around by companies like Raytheon and Lockheed Martin.
01:04:48.680
What better way to test it than against your own government?
01:04:57.020
Like how will enemy participants react when seeing this?
01:05:01.580
How is it an evasive maneuvering against hostile vehicles?
01:05:06.160
How the fuck would you know unless you test it?
01:05:12.000
This could explain why the Air Force and the Navy see these UFOs constantly.
01:05:23.580
Or is it the government playing with other government entities?
01:05:28.680
The government wants to probably buy this stuff.
01:05:30.660
And there's research and development that's creating this stuff.
01:05:50.320
And effective it would be to display whatever technology you've got.
01:05:55.200
And you've been working on to outrun the Air Force.
01:06:00.180
And then to turn right back around and be like,
01:06:05.720
I remember where this conversation got into the Iron Man thing was.
01:06:12.660
and they are a privatized company that's creating all of this military stuff.
01:06:32.820
all their breakthroughs are coming from the private sector.
01:06:51.120
the government's government isn't creating anything.
01:06:59.720
its cash and seeing which person will develop faster.
01:07:04.060
Because they have the federal government who could just print money.
01:07:12.920
It's a mix of printing and taking from us as well,
01:07:18.720
they're like just covering their bases and they're spreading this all out.
01:07:21.280
And they're seeing who will develop the next super weapon that they get.
01:07:29.480
And with R and D and testing and all that shit.
01:07:31.580
But these guys seem like they've had some sort of a breakthrough or they've
01:07:36.120
been channeling the correct entities to get the right technology.
01:07:46.080
Would they even sell this kind of equipment to the government?
01:08:10.400
Why would I sell this to the government when it could be used in a way to put them on an equal,
01:08:17.640
This is just sets up like the idea of them having a monopoly on power throughout the world.
01:08:33.740
but I'm talking about just the technology to like move around.
01:08:44.000
You can kamikaze right through the White House with a UAP at the speed of sound.
01:08:51.100
a cigar shaped thing shooting past the parking lot,
01:08:59.800
It doesn't even make sense because for a plane to be as level to the ground as this object was,
01:09:06.180
which you don't even really get a good read on the object just because of frames per second.
01:09:14.040
So it looks like this long thing that's perfectly parallel to the ground.
01:09:20.940
Which is exactly what anything moving incredibly fast would get stretched out to if you didn't have the frames per second to track it.
01:09:27.040
So it wasn't a plane and people think conventionally it was a missile.
01:09:34.200
What if it was something that has the ability to accelerate at an ungodly speed,
01:09:44.700
Like so many of these UAPs have been described.
01:10:08.060
at least the one that Bob Lazar described is like,
01:10:10.960
it uses the element one 51 or something like that.
01:10:14.440
But I think that's just my Pokemon's on my mind.
01:10:21.780
its projectors in front of it in order to distort the field in front of it.
01:10:30.900
what happens when it makes contact with something?
01:10:36.140
can it just pull physical matter around itself?
01:10:42.200
So that's true because when they move in the water,
01:10:49.740
So imagine you fly at the speed of sound into something.
01:11:04.500
if you do have a Raytheon that has this kind of technology,
01:11:10.940
but I think that they do and they're working on it.
01:11:16.000
And then that starts to make the Epstein log or the Epstein client list
01:11:25.640
What if it's not to blackmail them to get them to do what you want?
01:11:30.940
What if it's to blackmail them to stop them from doing what they can?
01:11:43.240
there's a couple of people at the top that don't want their lives to be
01:11:48.260
But that's realistically the only way that you have to stop them.
01:11:50.820
Because if your weaponry isn't on par with whatever they're doing,
01:11:54.620
I'm not even sure if weaponry could stop that kind of a,
01:12:00.520
an indestructible ballistic missile that can be used,
01:12:03.040
but with a drone and you can't pick it up on radar.
01:12:25.920
not so long ago where they described seeing it,
01:12:31.240
And then they said the way that it left in the sky,
01:12:35.660
what appeared to be a star moving erratically was as if it just got
01:12:49.300
It's always that movement was unimaginable levels of,
01:12:56.740
If something is in your eyesight here and you can see it,
01:12:59.760
and it looks about that big and it shoots away from you at such a speed
01:13:07.540
It goes away from you as if it felt like it was like just playing for me.
01:13:14.420
it's indicative of something that's not using propulsion.
01:13:49.920
And maybe the government does have his hands on some of it.
01:13:54.200
It probably was able to seize some of this shit from people.
01:14:12.080
that can kill you with a heart attack gun outside of your house.
01:14:14.760
you may have the ability to send some kamikaze UAP at the Pentagon,
01:14:20.080
but do you have the ability to stop them from killing you in your kitchen
01:14:23.620
when you're cooking eggs and all of a sudden your heart hurts?
01:14:31.020
the compromise between like the heart attack gun or like things like that,
01:14:49.180
but we're not going to kill you in the meantime.
01:14:51.080
It just feels like we don't even need to tell them.
01:14:56.960
Imagine what it does to a man to think that he's reached God-like levels of,
01:15:03.460
of power in this technology that he's had a breakthrough.
01:15:06.680
And now you're forcing the government to come break bread with you.
01:15:10.840
You probably think a hell of a lot about yourself and you probably get into
01:15:14.400
delusions of grandeur and you might end up being,
01:15:19.300
the type of person who would be a piece of shit if given the opportunity.
01:15:22.380
So you don't even necessarily have to go fuck that kid.
01:15:30.480
so I'm just saying like the reluctancy for people to release this list kind of
01:15:38.740
it makes sense under this guise because when you're thinking about it and I know
01:15:54.640
we were told it was the best that they had to offer.
01:16:02.840
is that if this list gets out and not just leaked,
01:16:08.640
because we know the names on the list has been leaked,
01:16:10.440
but if it's like a government official list and then it has the push behind it to
01:16:17.320
these people that own or operate or possess this kind of equipment,
01:16:29.320
It's almost like they're playing ball because they don't want to be perceived as pieces of shit.
01:16:37.300
then they will just go ahead and do what they wanted to do in the beginning anyway.
01:16:43.900
it's almost like the Epstein list is a safety to the public.
01:17:02.200
Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell were actually deep undercover agents who,
01:17:07.860
who had to embed themselves in the operation to the degree that they were doing compromising things.
01:17:19.800
They had to embed themselves into the operation to save the children.
01:17:32.180
if they hadn't gotten so close to the situation that they would have been able to save the children.
01:17:38.680
I just threw it out there because if you type it the right way,
01:17:43.880
I'm just saying crazy things on the internet and it looked like I'm being earnest.
01:17:54.060
what if they were stopping some privately owned entity from driving a,
01:18:10.140
So what makes it even more suspicious is when you look at who wants the list out and who wants the list out,
01:18:17.660
the person who's been pushing for this the most,
01:18:25.520
And the guy that could actually do it is Elon Musk.
01:18:30.480
if you follow the timeline as we went through when we were in the car,
01:18:50.960
which I'm not sure about because that means that you get initiated into something.
01:18:55.440
there is an account that claims to be his account that said,
01:19:07.960
We just have a guy that's coming on soon to talk about it all.
01:19:17.000
him and it's not corny or cringy in any way you read it and you go,
01:19:24.920
but there was a tweet once upon a time where it said,
01:19:27.840
I am going to move forward in this direction where like,
01:19:35.260
And I'm not saying Elon Musk is some fucking superhero either or anything like
01:19:50.660
he might've had words with a speaker of the house or somebody like that.
01:20:00.120
the words that Elon Musk might say to one of these guys is because he's in the
01:20:37.840
And it looks like Elon Musk is winning or has won.
01:20:40.680
So he gets punched in the face or something like that.
01:20:59.080
is responsible for all of the obfuscation with the,
01:21:05.420
but he's part of the apparatus that key from coming out.
01:21:22.320
it probably doesn't benefit Peter Thiel either for this to come out.
01:21:37.680
we kind of forget about him calling Trump a pedophile,
01:21:47.860
And Grok is now just installed in the DOD for the next however many years,
01:21:53.260
But that doesn't matter because once you install an AI into the Department of Defense and how they operate and their standard procedure on like a daily basis,
01:22:16.400
it's goal is to make as many back doors to be there forever.
01:22:37.040
Howard Stark is modeled after Jack Parsons or Marvell Parsons.
01:22:41.500
I don't know if his last name was Parsons or not,
01:22:56.620
it'd basically be like the CIA sort of kind of,
01:23:08.160
And within a couple of minutes has access to all of their secrets.
01:23:18.900
which then becomes vision and all that other shit.
01:23:24.340
watching the Marvel films through this new lens,
01:23:34.700
so Tony Stark immediately gets a backdoor into there.
01:23:39.600
and the thing about it being artificial intelligence is as soon as it is set against that,
01:23:58.400
there's like a set of processes that Elon needs to unlock before he can be completely masked off.
01:24:05.440
And I think that the Epstein client list is for,
01:24:10.700
There's a lot of people that might be on there,
01:24:13.640
And I think Elon doesn't give a fuck because he's,
01:24:16.160
he's positioned himself in a place where he's almost like acceleration.
01:24:25.280
if we're going to do this fucking transfer of power,
01:24:44.240
I think he's holding it back because once that comes out,
01:24:47.720
Cause like for some reason there's like a weird thing.
01:24:51.960
There's a weird thing about like the public perception where it's like,
01:24:54.660
they also have to like kind of tell you what they're doing.
01:25:00.960
He's got to like have this big thing where like,
01:25:07.640
then he can seize control because now he's like persona non garage.
01:25:13.820
It's over all the shit that you guys were voting over.
01:25:27.360
I wish more people said nice things about our guys.
01:26:03.720
Like I do like Owen Benjamin's argument of like,
01:26:23.460
Elon is also working on a video component for Grok right now.
01:26:34.760
this is just a thought that I'm having real quick.
01:26:54.780
And I think that owl may have been given to Perseus who was a Nephilim to aid in his endeavors.
01:27:13.320
I wonder if it would I then be reaching golden mechanical owl.
01:27:22.140
when they visit these different realms in these underground caves and they look up at the sky and it's like this golden clock like thing that's constantly spinning in the sky.
01:27:30.860
this character was this like a robot that looked like he was made out of mechanical gears and he's adjusting this bird and the bird turns real for a second and then turns back into this mechanical bird and then it turns real again.
01:28:06.480
Hephaestus was their dude who made all their shit.
01:28:11.100
and it's because Athena couldn't bear to be apart from her real owl.
01:28:27.500
Minerva is the Roman equivalent of the Greek goddess Athena.
01:29:20.000
Like whatever is coming is something that like virtually no one's going to see coming.
01:29:38.160
So whenever everybody starts moving towards a narrative,
01:30:47.060
but they're also creating the situation where that's naturally happened.
01:30:50.280
Like I've been watching that organically happen for some time now.
01:31:01.220
if a thing is put out into the public eye and then they go,
01:31:04.380
now wait for people to predictively behave or respond,
01:31:14.620
I don't think they want you to go because segregation isn't like,
01:31:18.180
I'm going to live next to a segregation is what I did.
01:31:24.520
There are no people that can live next to me beyond like a certain income
01:31:46.100
Cause you're going to get caught up in that dumb shit.
01:31:51.680
You're going to end up in a dream altercation with a black dude.
01:32:04.060
Is doing Nazi coded American Eagle commercials.
01:32:18.600
went to Ireland and then said some racial thing.
01:32:22.780
Like it feels so good to be around people who look like me.
01:32:31.600
I know that the Twitter or the Tik TOK bimbos are saying it's racial coded.
01:32:48.440
but that's also a result of people just being like,
01:33:23.440
The last memory of him in the WWE or WWF was him being booed off the stage by fans that didn't
01:33:49.480
If I'm Hulk Hogan and I have those genetics of a six foot seven white dude with blonde
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How many generations of white people did Hulk Hogan have to have breed?
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I just realized that like my parents and my grandparents and my great grandparents
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great parents all coincidentally happened to be gigantic motherfuckers.
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but they don't have the correct verbiage to enforce it.
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we've got a really fucking successful genealogy going on here.
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I am the biggest superstar in WWE history for a reason.
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There's been thousands of us who have been breeding at a,
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but I'm just saying here to invade your country.
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if you look at some of these people and you can't understand why they'd want to
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this is what it comes down to is this idea of segregation or at least the idea of
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then they're able to get you to ride and do this other subversive shit that I
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And then while you're doing this writing subversive shit,
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you got people like Elon Musk from fucking South Africa coming over and just
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implanting AI into your most sensitive of government institutions.
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I do think it's way too late in the game that you should just be having fun.
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Some of them are a little bit too tightly wound.
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But the guy who was the neighbor to the schizo redhead guy,
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This is what I want to ask you guys before we go.
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The greatest hypnotist on planet earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room.
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It is constantly telling us what to believe is real.
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You can persuade us that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see.
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Because they'll be in the face of an explanation that portrays the bigger picture of what's in the room.