033： Sprawl - NDS Chronicles
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Summary
David and Top Lobster are back with another episode of NDS Chronicles. This week, they're joined by a new co-producer and friend of the show, Nancy Lainey, who's been a long time member of the NDS community.
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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony.
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That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.
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Before we get into your schizo submissions, we're going to tell you a little bit about where you can pay us.
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We were doing a lot of preparation before this show started.
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You're going to want to go to patreon.com backslash Nephilim death squad.
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And you can continue watching the show when we go behind the paywall at the 30 minute mark.
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And so, you know, 30 minutes, you can go to Patreon.
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Or maybe we'll just ramble for 30 minutes before we get into the submissions.
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Also, if you want to, send us your schizophrenic stories.
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The things that keep you from sleeping at night.
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Guys, if it's 13 pages, I'm not going to read it.
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The more of you guys subscribe to the Patreon, the more camera angles we get.
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The amount of shots that we have is an indicator of each new tax bracket that we enter.
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Yes, and the amount of producers that we have also.
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That's very slow and that's not going to cut it.
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She's going to be producing for us in between her watching videos of murder.
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Like when she takes a long time to answer us back.
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For those of you that don't know Nancy, I don't know where you've been.
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I guess really quick, we should do an introduction.
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She's like the one and only person that took the Jerry Morzynski to NDS pipeline.
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So you were absorbing quite a bit of Jerry Morzynski content.
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You found us through our old episode with Jerry.
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And then you embedded yourself deeply into the community of dangerous retards.
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Well, Nancy is, you know, for the audio listeners and the enjoyers who aren't intimate with the congregation of dangerous retards.
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She's a favorite in the community and she's one of our favorite people.
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And we always said that there was a couple of people we wanted to have work with us.
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And of course, Lainey made that fantastic edit that you guys saw that opened up the intro for the show.
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She just really got close to us, you know, our hearts by sending us just videos of people being murdered.
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...are very likable people or else they wouldn't have very much success, right?
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And I think that's what Nancy has going for her is she's got this like really calm energy where you don't know if she likes you or if she's gonna...
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So, anywho, Nancy, happy to have you and we're gonna be watching you closely.
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If you fail today, you're never gonna come back on the show.
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I'm excited to see how many times they pull up the back of your head because if we're not doing this, it's just wonderful.
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I wish you would have told me you were setting it up.
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A lot of surprises today, ladies and gentlemen.
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And we're gonna start with one of my favorite people, Milkis Dogis.
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Let's bring this one on stage because what Milkis did here is he provided images.
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He is the only person on the Patreon who is signed up at the daddy tier.
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Milkis should probably like not pay us the daddy tier and put some renovations into this
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We said, back in 2012, my family moved into a house that was segmented, segments, into
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I believed all the old YouTube Bloody Mary videos and all those corny horror trends that
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So that's kind of the idea I had of the supernatural at this age.
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See, that's the thing is it's not about saying Bloody Mary in the mirror as much as it's
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about staring at yourself with unbroken eye contact in a dark room lit only by candlelight.
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I was just like, just having a gander at myself in the mirror.
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And I was like, what if I, you know, lock eyes with my mirror man?
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I think that darkness, you need a certain amount of light to be able to perceive yourself,
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But with just low light and then the rest of it being shadow, it allows for an optical
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There's an optical illusion where you stare at the center of a circle.
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If you stare at it long enough, the edges of the circle vanish.
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Sometimes you'll see them on websites or you'll see them in a book or something.
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If you do that, the point of focal, focal point being your eyeballs, right?
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The edges of everything else fade away, just like the optical illusion with the circle.
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So once your features disappear, and that's weird enough, your features begin to disappear.
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You're just kind of a mess as long as you don't break eye contact.
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But then eventually, something else takes the place of it.
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When people describe their sleep paralysis demons as this faceless, smooth-faced entity with black eyes.
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I think that's what actually is happening with the Bloody Mary situation.
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It's very, it's hard to see because of the eyes.
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So I'm going to pull up the, I'll pull up the pictures when it's time to show a picture.
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And I believed all the old YouTube Bloody Mary videos and all those corny horror trends
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We lived in a house for a while without anything happening.
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At the end of the hallway, that's our kitchen, directly across from my bedroom is the bathroom.
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So here's the image, image number 10 of what he's showing us.
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Or is that like, I'm not sure early, early wifi?
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Oh, it could be like early electricity before they figured out, like you just make a pole.
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You don't have to make a whole apparatus like that.
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But a hundred years before, it's just surrounded by strange things.
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There's also a cemetery to the north, which has a pond that runs under it and through the
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There's no glass in them, but there used to be.
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They sit about eight to 10 feet off the ground.
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So it really hits the, with the spooky music, right?
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Imagine looking at that house and listening to this.
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Well, you are, but I mean, you know, imagine being you right now.
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So I've always been afraid of the dark, rightfully so.
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And even if you had the door closed in this room, there was always this dark space above
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So my bed has to lay with the head facing the door.
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Milkus, did you know you could just lay on the other side?
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You could have inverted your living situation and avoided all of this, but he didn't.
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The only light switch is right next to the doorknob.
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I'm facing the wall, but I have this weird feeling.
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I somehow know exactly what it is, that there's something watching me.
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If there's something there, I don't want it to know I know.
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So I roll over in bed to face the TV, which is still on.
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I can tell it's not just a reflection because it's moving.
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I don't know if you used the right word, but I get it.
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Well, ambient is like, I think it was like background.
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It's like nonspecific, you know, not meant to be.
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I'm going to stop pretending I know the definition of ambient.
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Well, Nancy, can you bring up the definition of ambient and then let us know when you have it?
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I know what ambient is, but maybe explain what he means by this.
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Well, that that theme, by the way, of seeing something supernatural.
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Seeing something supernatural and then like hoping that it doesn't notice that you see it.
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And so like acting like you didn't know it was there.
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But it's also like it's kind of retarded, right?
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It's like, why would you think that would work?
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And you're like, maybe if it doesn't think that I saw it.
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I think it's a it's a it's it's a hypnotic lull.
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And it makes you it is the the the baseline rationale for freeze, not flight, not fight,
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Then it's so it just it doesn't make any sense, you know, in my opinion.
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Nancy has the thing of let's let's pull up the definition here of ambience.
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Ambient existing or present on all sides encompassing.
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Did Milkus use that in like a really like an omnipresent sort of a way?
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So I guess he's seeing this face and he's saying that it's existing on every plane around
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I look forward and close my eyes for around five seconds, maybe.
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So I rush to the light switch, turn the lights on and I sleep with the light on for the rest
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That was like exactly what you described just before.
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That like lack of definition, lack of discernible features.
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Well, it's like it's one of those words where you think you know what it means.
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But like if you really got pressed on the actual concrete definition of it, you'd make
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And you'd be like, you know, you know what it means.
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Everybody knows what it means within the context of this conversation.
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I saw a woman with black hair above my window and I think it was a ghost.
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Apparently, she sees my little autistic sister always playing and laughing with someone in her room.
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Kenzie's little ghost friend really cracks her up.
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I'm always catching her laughing and playing with her.
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Last night, we went in to kiss the girls goodnight and Kenzie was laying on her bed,
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pointing and laughing at something in the bounce house.
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But she got a huge smile and jumped out of bed and tried to dive into the bounce house.
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You can play with Morgan, which is also a pretty gender non-specific name, tomorrow.
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Let's not because we don't want to find Milka's mama.
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I catch her up at night all the time laughing and following something around her room.
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Very, very much just a babe in the woods is a white woman in the spiritual realm.
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She has ghost investigators from Facebook come out and look at the apartment, doing all the ghost hunter shit, checking EMF, burning sage, taking pictures.
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Like, I already knew that dude crushed, but, like...
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First off, all right, so this is on Facebook, but it's an odd post to make on Facebook, like...
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Well, I wonder if his little sister is, like, non-verbal autistic, and she's like, Morgan.
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No, I mean, and the mom named it for her, and I don't know what's going on here.
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These are the pictures the ghost investigator took.
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I don't know if I see anything significant here.
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Um, mom just crushing with the Hello Kitty tattoo.
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Why did the ghost investigator take these pictures?
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Uh, what is, what's happening on that plate, by the way?
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And then you can see on the counter here, we have some of the, the ghost.
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You can tell by the, uh, you know, you think the ghost investigator would dress a little
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Well, and then, you know, is this, uh, is this, I don't know if this is a ghost investigator.
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His mom seems to have lost the front of her pants.
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You can unmute your mic and say something if it's important.
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So there's, there's like a weird aberration, like a black aberration.
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Something blocking the front of the camera, which shouldn't be there.
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And then in the next image you have, uh, orbs, classic orbs.
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And if you zoom in on it, you can see, uh, nothing.
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You're just allowing these guys in your home to stir up the demons.
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They just go home after they've pissed off whatever's in your house or they've, they've
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appeased it for some time with the, uh, with the, with a burnt offering of sage.
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And, and also in that time, 2011, ghost hunting was hot.
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These guys, were they really there on like new year's day?
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So, uh, 5 PM image number seven faces my bedroom from the, uh, from the kitchen.
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There's also an orb above the bottles of alcohol, which is actually kind of interesting.
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Apparently these guys, uh, get audio of the ghost saying it plays with my sister and that
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Um, I didn't know if I, I don't know if I believe any of that.
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One of the investigators ended up getting scratch marks on their arm while in the bathroom.
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This looks like a, uh, like a young man's arm lacking all definition.
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It looks like your son's arm and that looks like herpes.
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I don't think that that, I think he burns himself with cigarettes just to feel something,
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but, but you can see around his wrists that there are some, some red marks.
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These are some, these are some young dudes just went out there ghost hunting.
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We go a few weeks or months without anything happening.
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My mom is saying she hears the iron doorknobs rattle at night.
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And my dad, who did not believe in the supernatural at this time, had his ankle scratched while he was sleeping.
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My mom saying it felt heavy in the apartment with doorknobs shaking and the smell of sulfur.
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When my dad went back to get the last of our things, the hardwood floors had bubbled up and swollen and it smelled like death.
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Looks like we have another post here from Mama Milkus.
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I was like, I'm just being, I'm trying to be better.
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She goes on to say, but in all seriousness, it was a very bad place.
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The last night we stayed there, I couldn't sleep.
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I sat on the floor watching TV and started to hear things.
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Probably should have done that before the sage.
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My eight-year-old autistic daughter woke up crying.
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The place had the smell of sulfur water and we had city water.
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I had caught my daughter playing with people I couldn't see, which was very strange since
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So she says, I couldn't see it, which is strange since I am very sensitive.
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Well, we have some answers to that in the next paragraph.
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And I found out my home had once been a bed and breakfast place.
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I know there was good spirits there, but bad outweighed them.
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I guess this is inside baseball, but Nancy, feel free.
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You can click on whatever chat you'd like to bring it on the screen.
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You can click on people's comments and bring them on the screen, whatever.
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His mom became a Christian and he hasn't seen anything since.
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On the surface level, this seems like a ghost story,
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On the first floor, like for a basement apartment,
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I've seen that before because you're like below level
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Well, I like a tall window, but that's not a tall window.
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I don't have to get a stepladder to peer out of the window.
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It's no wonder that place is a hotspot for dark energy.
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He said that there's a river that flows through or by the house
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I mean, maybe that's where the smell of sulfur comes from.
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But yeah, there's something significant about that,
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We picked up on that in that episode that we just did with Trent.
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We tried to get him to invite us after the show and he was like.
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It's one of those moments I'll always see in my mind.
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Milkus Dogus is trying to get us to say nigger.
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One day he's going to end up shooting through the TV here.
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It reminds me of the house that I sort of grew up in.
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It reminds me that these are the type of characters that we attract.
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And you click on them again and they go back away.
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Because we have, we do have some bangers in the chat.
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Well, we have, I guess we keep going and sort of, what about, wait.
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Maybe we should do that because that one's fresh in our mind.
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Oh, I could see Nancy cleaning up the drive as we go along.
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It was, Red Hoodie wasn't the guy that said he was a.
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Yeah, Red Hoodie was the guy that was in his backyard that said there was a guy with a spear
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And he's seemingly having schizophrenic breaks.
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And they're looking for a suspect in his neighborhood with a red hoodie.
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And this guy thinks it's funny to go out in a red hoodie and just stand on his lawn,
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On July 31st, you read my last submission, Red Hoodie, about my schizophrenic neighbor who
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Since you're in such a desperate need for Chronicles submissions, I resent that.
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If you have any, any stories you'd like to submit, especially coherent ones.
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Before we continue, what advice do we give him any advice on what to do?
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Because I don't want this to be tragic and then to be my fault.
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We are at the 30-minute mark, and it's time to kick the pours.
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Guys, you disgust us, and we don't want you here unless you pay, in which case we love
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You can pay forward slash NephilimBestSquad, of course, and gain access to episodes before
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They're going to drop at some point, and you guys are going to have access to them.
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Also, we're going to be at ... This is a quick thing to say.
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We're going to be at a, quite frankly, Jamboree Soiree, which is a two-day thing.
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It's like Westchester, New York, something like that.
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If you're looking, I think the tickets are still available, if you go to Quite Frankly,
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But to the main thing, if you're somebody who's in New York who couldn't make Bohemian Grove
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who wants to see us, maybe you've got a knife with our name on it.
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We're going to read more stuff now that we're here with the wealthy people.
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And then we get rid of the pores and it's just like, man, nice crisp air.
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So if you're looking for Chronicles submissions, especially coherent ones, I thought I'd send
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Red Hoodie's episode continued throughout the next day, although he had calmed down significantly
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and seemed to have made friends with his invisible visitors.
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These are the guys with the sword and the spear.
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The following morning, I was working from home.
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A few minutes after my wife had left for work, she called me from a nearby gas station because
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I drove to her location, let her in her car and returned home.
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When I got there, I saw Red Hoodie standing in his garden, enjoying a cigarette.
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He says it woohoo in the way of an 1800s prostitute.
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The guy that's doing weird shit all night that you're already suspicious of.
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Because it's almost like he knows that you are not liking how he's been behaving.
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To get my attention in the way that an 1800s prostitute might.
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Whichever one of you guys out there keeps on saying these words.
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There's going to be like a desk pop in here one day.
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He goes, as you might imagine, all kinds of unpleasant scenarios began running through my head.
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Foremost among them, the idea that my wife, for some reason,
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So foremost among them, the idea that my wife, for some reason,
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was now on this guy's radar and that she might be in danger.
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Or worse, because she is such a good, God-fearing woman,
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she had caught the attention of Red Hoodie's sword-wielding,
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She said she might have a job for me doing something.
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what sort of high-functioning schizophrenic owns a home?
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you don't always rent in an apartment building.
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I mean, high-functioning schizophrenics run the world.
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Nobody knows the extensive catalog of John Mayer.
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We know that song about seeing a girl on the train
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That is pretty much the only John Mayer song I know.
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but I knew better than to accuse this guy of lying.
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I will be breathing out of a new hole in my chest.
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whatever deceitful narrative the voices put in his head.
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Oh, the voices in his head had patched together for him.
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because I don't think Nancy's going to have access to it.
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this will also go out to the people we don't like.
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but I'm looking for an answer right now in real time,
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And many of you may have saw the video that I posted
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We're going to be your new TradCon political pundits.
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But I try not to look at my phone in the middle of the night,
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FJ fool in the comments is red hoodie guy.
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Because all of this clicking and having us read your things.
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Just come on and start telling me what it means.
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It's a tremendously gay thing to have next to you.
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And also we're doing something with that technology,
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and so that we can bring people conservative content that,
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behavioral health connected me to the local PD.
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The police told me that they weren't aware of any current issue with Aaron,
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but they'd had interactions with him in the past.
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They promised to conduct a welfare check in partnership with behavioral health at two
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I felt terrible for calling the police on this guy.
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I could have just gone over and shot Aaron's dog myself and save the police.
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We just mess it up once and then you don't get it again,
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But I hoped that if the PD were working closely with behavioral health,
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that at the very least they might help him get leveled off and adjust his meds.
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Cause it's like they start to lose their mind and they do need to be sedated in a way,
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but then they get put on this medication that they're on forever.
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those are your two options inundated by demons or,
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several more texts from Aaron came through over the course of the evening.
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Several more texts from Aaron came through over the course of the evening,
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I replied to them as vaguely as possible when encouraged him to sit tight and
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The night was very peaceful where normally even outside of his
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Aaron told another neighbor that the police had picked him up for possession of a meth pipe
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I could have told you that when I used to smoke weed,
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through a park and this wasn't like super long ago.
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and I looked down and there's just a fat sack of weed.
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I reached down and I picked it up and my mom looked at it and I looked at it
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we were going over a little bridge on a trail in a park.
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at least somebody else will find it and they'll have a good time.
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I could feel the shame much like when people go like,
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Would you rather pick up the weed in front of your mom?
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This is like a personal question for me or like admit to her.
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They had so they had supposedly come for him around 2 a.m.
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but I was glad to see him acting normally again by comparison.
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but I'd like to find a way to initiate a conversation with him about Dr.
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Just show him one episode of we're going to bring it up.
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well maybe you send him this episode in this episode.
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Jerry Marsinski doesn't have enough schizophrenics to deal with.
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Rather than there's a lot of rats in New York city.
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I'd love to see Aaron learn ways to battle this thing rather than simply live in a medicated fog.
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I tell him where to reach some of these people.
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we're at the hour mark and that's about when I make a piss.
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It's like a Pavlovian reaction where you've been trained.
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When you put headphones on and then talking to him.
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she's like the girl at your job at work that you give like 10
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You got to tell her a lot of stuff to get anything back.
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And the definition is officially attached or connect to an
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Use it in a sentence and then use it in a sentence and then,
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Man fired for singing a cover of Kanye's for singing a song,
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seven seas is coming for me because now I'm affiliate.
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We're going to need an entire chat to the wellness company.
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I hopped in a chat with them on discord one time and he started talking and I was like,
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They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet.
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Short people just aren't the same as you and I.
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They got little baby legs and they stand so low.
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They got crummy little fingers and dirty little minds.
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I was bragging about how professional this show is and you just.
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oh oh no all right that's enough put it away put it away we're gonna read we're gonna read some
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more we're gonna get rid of the uh all the bad juju that you just shook out of my bathroom wait
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raven so amen rat said something he said raven don't just make fun of me without telling everyone
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i have an album coming out on friday dude if you have an album we will play we will play your music
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on the piss intermission yeah a hundred percent uh amen rat if you have an album coming out if
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that's true where would people find this album name and rat answer us answer us right now we're
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not going to proceed with anything until you say that wait okay no listen for real we got to go on
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with the show okay where's my phone i told us here we go uh who are we reading now there is a a bunch
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here we could do the gates program oh i like that yeah all right nancy answer us who should we do
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sounds good that one's three pages jake is a page and a half all right perfect yeah she's good let's
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do that just stop complaining yeah okay seriously it's off-putting it's part of the show when you
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complain okay i will point a gun at you the gates program yeah i'm chris rippy hey dude you can't
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just dox his whole name again you guys gotta like what are you doing doxing he's the muslim guy that
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uh with the crazy dad who wrote to us before did we read that nancy nancy i don't remember is that
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what we read that maybe we did doxing him it's a good letter what he wrote me i don't remember
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he said no one knows oh my god it's about demon uh a demon possessed bum that he saw when he was a kid
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i don't know if i swear too much but i write how i talk so it wow dude hey chris i'm gonna aim a gun
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at you this is a christian show and you're you're just swearing my name is rip call me rip don't say
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my full name please oh my god and i'm the muslim he wrote this twice and i am the muslim
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it is me i am the muslim well you know what's true i mean uh oh i guess people convert to muslimism
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so yeah who wrote you before muslimianity i do remember now i remember something about a muslim
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oh yeah he was trying to convince us it was based right yeah like sounds smelly you remember 9-11
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it's because this story made my back wet oh my god do you remember 9-11 you're trying to tell me
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you're cool we don't forget you hate our freedoms hashtag we didn't forget
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stuff sucks dude dude it's really good um he wrote the story about his hat man encounter
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and his wild ass demon oppressed pops who once strangled our family dog to death because he
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thought shooting it would make the neighbors suspicious why don't i remember that nancy
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did we read this like he i don't remember that is this like a one of those a dude that strangled
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the family dog to death because he thought shooting it would make the neighbors suspicious
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dude i don't remember that is this a mandela effect this is crazy oh did like alternate reality
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yeah did uh did ray venn and uh and todd lossner read that by the way don't forget to go to top
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lobster.com the website is looking so good dude look i mean yeah it just reminded me
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like mandela effects there we go baby original timeline gangster we should make um a chronicle shirt
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we should i'm gonna make it what would it look like um i don't know these are cool got a lot of
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cool ones out there yeah yeah look at that yeah we're doing it huh got some nice go buy some top
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yeah i mean that was great audio for the the listeners as well um i don't remember this story
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all right well whatever i guess continue this i remember a muslim i remember a muslim too they're
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hard to forget but i don't remember i don't remember the strangling a a dog to death dog yeah all right
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and i wanted to start off and answer the question you asked after reading my last letter
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which never happened what the why is he lying to us honestly if i was writing in i'd be like
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i would i would i'm gonna write into us a submission of something that we didn't read but it's a part
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two and then continue like like in the middle it'd be like if you guys remember how this went and be
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like no no no i don't remember at all maybe man this is concerning
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anybody remember write in yeah just say something in the chat hey is this real writing chronicles
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nds at gmail if you guys do remember yeah you could only just you only just one word because this guy
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heard the episode yes or no just say yes or no if you remember this i've been uh working class since
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day one and you guys remind me of bulbs can't say that at lunch on the job site what's wrong with you
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what the hell dude sometimes you can get deep into some legit spiritual and deep topics on a job site
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and your show reminds me of that oh my god my show noob says yes you guys did read it
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z-man says i remember this show but z-man would lie to us
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yeah he's a liar he is a liar i don't know this guy is he's a liar too
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you also said uh that you listened to jay dyer's takes on islam
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oh i told him to listen and i did there were nothing new i remember this
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i don't want to get into it though this isn't the place for me to talk about religion wait what
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i think it is i think it's literally the i thought we told you this is a christian show
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yeah not a muslim show yeah yeah if you want that hit me up uh this is a place for a good old story
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about demon a demon possessed bum all right dope respect let's get into the the real stuff now
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the stuff that actually happened yeah like right now wow scott remembers scott also is a liar
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how is this possible i'm telling you it wasn't it wasn't us it was ray venn and
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and todd lossner all right whatever he grew up in palo alto california which is next to stanford
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university there is where the stanford research institute sri uh was located which is why i think
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there was always some weird stuff going on in my town unexplainable stuff happened as far back as i
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can remember for example my mom had enrolled me in gates testing back in the day because she thought
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i was legit r worded but then she just found out you're muslim yeah she's like he's just muslim he's
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just muslim he's not we can don't say that we can say come on yeah but i'm trying i mean
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you think we're gonna have to make that not a thing not a word on youtube here's what i think we should
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do uh-huh i think we should uh do the show by youtube's community guidelines and standards that's
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what they think that's a bad what they believe yeah that's obviously hey the moral compass we should be
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going by yeah i'm just confused on what slurs i can and can't say we love israel
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look at my twitter that's true conservative conservative og for a while so she thought he was uh
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retarded oh my missing tooth was so big on that shot that was the most insulting thing that's ever
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happened to me guys rewind that and look at how bad that was good god i remember doing the weird
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hearing well let's bookmark that man no no no no no oh no the weird hearing test drinking the weird
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pink milk i drank that too yeah but here's the thing we drank the uh they make me drink the pink milk
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and live in the pod and do the hearing thing yeah but the pink milk was because i had ear infections
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did you know that about me um well i mean i think you're thinking of the bubblegum flavored medicine
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yeah it's pink milk right no i don't i think those are two different things because if that's the same
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thing i drank a lot of that i can't be the same thing because i drank that stuff recreationally like it
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i drank it like lacroix i mean it was good lacroix it was like they don't make medicine like that
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anymore um stuff that works yeah well because it tastes like really great bubblegum i don't think
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it's the same thing like swiss cheese i don't think that's the same thing okay so this is different
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this is different stuff it has to be all right chat is it real chat like these guys know
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all right so yeah z-man says uh he had a lot of ear infections when he was a kid yeah i don't
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believe z-man's retarded uh he's also a liar uh the pink milk is for coming off of heroin
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huh is what rat says there's a lot of misinformation in the chat pink bubblegum was penicillin or
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amoxicillin dude it was delicious it was different stuff it has to be different stuff
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like i said they drank a lot of it all right i remember doing the weird hearing pink drink milk
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stuff um but also having them hold playing cards backward towards me and then asking me to guess
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what card they were holding and everyone he was like go go they're like that's not even a card
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and he was like because he's muslim right yeah yeah miss that one yeah uh
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when i didn't guess the right card they would angrily tell me that if i practiced doing this
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i could get better what the hell yeah they also had me do this thing with partially colored green
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and white cubes where they would time me as i would build them to look like pictures they showed me
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throughout school they would also put me in advanced classes and retarded classes that's just the
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technical use of the term yeah that's not insulting like segregated classes like white and black uh i
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believe the actual the the the original terminology was bobo uh yeah yeah he was in bobo math or bobo
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bobo language arts whatever bobo reading bobo math but they do the split advanced and special ed
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classes throughout the same school year yeah i remember kids going like for the first day they would go to
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regular school yeah and then they would get on the bobo bus you know my wife was in uh she's very mad
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at math at math very bad okay with time in general like you see we talk oh my god yeah like she can't
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like the numbers i've never seen anybody like 15 minutes doesn't mean anything to her but no nothing
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at all but she was in that class she was in like you know advanced ap science and reading and stuff
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because she's good at that yeah but the math she was like i was with like legitimately retarded because
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they put you in the retarded class you know that right you weren't with them you you she was she
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was one of them she was bobo and you never got any better she was in bobo math oh by the way uh
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amen rat says the pink milk is for check out my album where we are by escape saturn released
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everywhere you can hear music on friday that's very non-specific but i'm i'm about it i'm gonna listen
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to it on friday i feel like i'd remember drinking that
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maybe i didn't i don't know i don't know all right so they would get mad at them and then they gave
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them these green blocks to build stuff with the white cubes yeah put them in retarded classes advanced
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classes to give them split brain or something like that yeah it was wild um they put me in advanced
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math and then dumb dumb dumb math then advanced math again all in one semester it didn't matter
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how good or bad i did in class they would eventually just switch everything up on me no matter what
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i'm lucky i was such a head man shafid it's a muslim terminology shafid yes it means american
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it means american i and i didn't pay attention to their bullshit man this guy uses a lot of language
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a lot of a lot of words i don't like doing why why are you such a potty mouth man not comfortable
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he spent most of his days in school doing graffiti it's probably for the best as god only knows
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as allah only knows uh he said that what would have happened if i excelled in them advanced classes
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or guess them cards right then he goes she real long
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i've been wild since mad young now he's turning black you see what's happening here he's like why
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is it do you ever notice there's like a proclivity for um he's coding this was called coding yeah he's
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code switching codes but why in an email strange but but uh maybe it's the gates program there is a
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a tendency for hood oriented individuals to gravitate be careful towards
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muslimism yeah what's up with that they shave their mustache i don't like that i don't like a
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mustache a mustache no mustache beard no mustache with the it's like the bigger smaller hat yeah it's
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big yarmulke yeah yeah i don't know what's up with that i don't know what's up with that why do
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they why do the hood oriented individuals gravitate towards muslinity why do they boil their scalp
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oh i saw that you don't even be boiling your scalp this isn't this is the wrong this is not that show
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no i'm just asking though because that's crazy we're not we're not allowed to ask it looks like
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it hurts yeah is that a muslim tradition i don't know dude they're cooking their brain uh all right
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i've been wild since mad young yo facts and my town was filled with strange so i got hella stories
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what is this what is this guy this is interesting he's he's he's definitely code switching on us
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to tell and we'll keep these coming god willing peace and love the one i want to write about
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today is this bum that was definitely demon possessed oh oh oh we're not you want to just
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we want to just start just started reading now yeah now we're actually in the story okay
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there were weird bums all over our town we had drunk bums drug don't do don't do the ebonics and
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these old san francisco hippie washouts roaming the streets of our town shit he's from san francisco
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when he's code switching like this we used to know most of them because they would have us
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buy them beers or we would have them buy us beers but they would we would drink beer with them we
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would drink with them we would toast with them we boil this hey we're you're slipping back into it
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all right we're doing better no it's not fun and it's bad
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and we're gonna do better now so no more code switching it's this guy you're ad-libbing
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you're adding things in there that are of a racial was i i think so you didn't even notice that's how
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all right all right we knew where they all usually hung out and slept so we can kick them awake
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and when we needed them that's not nice that's not nice we always knew where to find all the bums
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oh he's gonna name them dude we're doxing bums now that's crazy frenchie dude there's literally
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always a bum named frenchie roger rabbit i like that they named him roger rabbit oh the mayor
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oh the mayor was over here he was just reading us a story about rats yeah that's dope
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he hates rats yeah or are we talking about the mayor of uh of new york but no no no remember
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the mayor of najihiti oh yes him too yeah and he told us all of the traditions of najihiti and the
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berries that they eat all the berries it was a lot of different berries but his wife was australian
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the shaving of the goat i think was one of them so they had the mayor hanging out kujo the bammer
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brothers and crooked neck john damn dude imagine you and your brother and they would call you the
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bammer brothers he's crooked you'd be the coolest dudes there you go crooked neck i love it
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all right my neck is not crooked uh but we had there was this one bum we didn't know who he was or
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where he stayed she come on man don't no no it's fine he was a black dude this is where the code
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switching comes in yep mostly clean shaven decent clothes dope jordans that's not he didn't say that
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okay all right never talked and never responded if you did talk to him maybe he was deaf and mute
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maybe maybe he was in the gates program maybe he was retarded maybe he drank too much of that pink
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bubblegum shit stuff did you know that there's an album coming out friday whoa what's it called
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i don't remember uh escaping the jews by uh saturnian overlord what was it called i don't
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remember it was so far back damn it dude we can't even scroll where we are by escape saturn
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dude that scared the crap out of me ah the stuff out of me it could say crap i'm gonna give nancy a
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gun nancy what's it called one more time i have one oh it's called where we are by escape saturn
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where are we what kind of gun do you have nancy don't worry about it oh that's all right what's
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your blood type though well you've been giving her the don't worry about it treatment so that's
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fair that's that is fair yeah oh negative how did she know that
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all the kids in the neighborhood would be amazed when he stepped out of the way
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of people on the sidewalk or cross the busy street avoiding cars with his eyes completely closed
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maybe he was blind too yeah i remember we once pushed a skateboard like last second in front
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of him to see if he would avoid it but he just stepped right over it with that in his eyes
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completely closed like it didn't happen and we didn't exist damn this guy's cool i guess i mean
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yeah after that we avoided that guy he wasn't in our neighborhood all the time we would see him like
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a couple times a month or so and when we did we would just get out of his way and he would
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and would shut the up wow when he passed us at that time we were kids i kids there's so many
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you know you gotta have a boop i have one but it won't but then it's i'm still saying it no no that
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you gotta because you're doing the thing already you're going yeah which one is it i don't know you
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gotta read it nope none of those anyway i found it so you would be like and he stepped over that
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and yeah and we were pretty we were pretty kids we were pretty kids yeah
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dude i can't do that i can't press it but you you know what you're what you're gonna say you
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gotta press you're reading it you're reading it too oh okay where are you right here we didn't
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respect anyone but we were all uneasy about that bum one day around high school times my brother
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and i were chilling on our porch and that bum walked past our house my brother says to me that
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he thinks that that guy's possessed by a demon like a dream a demon's driving him and that's why he
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can't see without his eyes that had not crossed my mind until then but it made perfect sense and i
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agreed with him later that day me and my brother hopped on this brown 1969 plymouth duster to head
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downtown as we turn out of the neighborhood my brother sees this bum sitting on a bus stop
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my brother says there's that possessed mother and points at him as we turn past him he lifts his head
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and they are glowing orange like a traffic light jeez that's crazy it's like three in the afternoon
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and his eyes were glowing my brother hit the gas and we got out of there and never seen that dude
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again in our neighborhood many months later i'm chilling downtown drinking 40s in the alleyway with
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my man specter owner hell yeah why does that matter yeah spect owner spect toner spect toner
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spect owner yeah is this another homeless dude spect one-er this guy could be a very emotional dude so
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we're like drinking and talking about life love stress setbacks getting deep just getting deep in our
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getting deep in each other and just chilling like good friends do you know everyone has that friend
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named spect owner spect owner as we leave this alleyway we're walking down the sidewalk where there's a
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building uh one side half brick and a bench on the other side about halfway down the block is that bum
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i never seen this bum downtown it's nighttime i am freaked out but
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what am i gonna do run from this nah ain't gonna run from no
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out of your mind so i tell spect yo we gotta watch out for this fool
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i like this do you guys like the this is hard this is nice this is so hard
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right as we're about to pass him he raises his head to us and opens his eyes
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brothers there are beams of orange and red lights just piercing the night
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i don't know what speck did but i put my head all the way down and walk past him
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they're saying his eyes are glowing like like he was bass that's crazy i feel like the bleeping
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of the curse is making people fill in the curses well that's whatever they do in their own minds
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is fine all right no that i don't want to make them we're just being reasonable
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because we're reasonable men nancy do you like this do you guys like this
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do you like this oh you do okay she said yeah yeah she said yeah okay sheepishly but she said
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it she's like i don't know yeah i don't know what to think my name's nancy so he had beams of orange
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and red lights piercing through his eyes what that's pretty cool i put my head all the way down and walk
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past him as fast as i could without looking like a and running once we passed him i looked back to see
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him still staring at us with glowing orange eyes and then finally closing them and putting his head
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down i asked speck if he'd seen that and he said yeah i didn't ask him anything else he didn't say
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anything else and we just walked home in silence there it is again you see something supernatural
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and you just kind of go whatever have you seen that maybe all right anyway i got cookies out there
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oh yeah let's go the cookies i'm dude you have a lot of cookies out there you buy like an industrial
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pack of cookies by the way i don't know why why do you do that i just went to bj's oh my god i'm
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looking cookies all right here we go uh hold on wait wait let's see uh it's terrible and then z man
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says no i don't know if he said an n word or an f word i have to say it out loud with both to see
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which sounds better they're saying it's messing up the content and then raven sounds like a dolphin
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when he laughs that's separate that's just a separate thing scott now they're talking about
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jesus all right jesus really doesn't care what english swear words you use yeah it's true that is
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true but just put it just put don't curse in sumerian well every time we do the button just imagine
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we're saying all right now that we've cleared that up it was a bummer not taking speck on the walk
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home not talking to him uh because that was the last time i seen him alive what the that was a
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thursday and he was murdered the following saturday at a house party turned fist fight he got hit with
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a car in the brawl outside the party that's not a fist fight no yeah that's a car fight yeah in the
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front yard of a retired 49ers quarterback that says retarded uh oh no it says retired
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wow he died in front of 49ers quarterback steve young's front yard damn damn i don't think these
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things were connected but i had uh to shout out that speck died because rest in peace of the homie
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well rest in peace suspect rest in peace suspect owner yeah mad respect donor
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uh this is the end to that one that's it the next one i write hopefully we remember uh will be about
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this i can't say that word either i knew oh it's it's a a transmission yeah transformer who's seen a
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robot i know it sounds corny but it's a funny story and i believe that she he she he yeah i i believe
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that they saw it i guess wait okay what is that that's not a supernatural story that they saw a
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robot you might have just seen a robot yeah those those exist they out there what do you think goes
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on aemon rat says uh do you guys have a button that does check out my new album where we are by
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escape saturn available everywhere you listen to music on friday 8 15 it's on there somewhere
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nope not that one no i thought it was the milky pink button was it this one no don't i don't know
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what these are gonna say it might be crazy just leave it we'll leave it i don't know what they do
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all right peace out you two may god bless you for the entertainment you bring me and whoever
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islam in the last chat at the start of the letter i don't remember it but yeah i you know what i'd say
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about them i'd say yeah yeah all that i beat the dog out of you in real life damn boy these muslims
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really are violent it's you know why because it's it's the the hood oriented individuals yeah that
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gravitate towards it your wife is calling you want to take that call no she's good she's good she could
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be on fire she should do the math clearly i'm on a show why would you call me all right it's fine
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yeah dude i thought this was the religion i mean it's you know okay we're doing like i said i told
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him uh what what's his name again i forget his name chris we're doing better yeah and uh you should
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too we're we're cleaning it up i'll tell you what i'll never do that button again you don't like it
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it's too intense it is a lot because i like to relax while you read and listen to what you're
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saying i don't like to have to track the thing i like how david david's like i don't like to do any
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kind of producing while we're doing stuff that's true i'm like this i'm like buttons here hands here
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it's an nancy i can't i i'm just i literally have only one skill set and and that's that's it it just
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that the buck stops there doesn't that stink this is why we need that like we need a producer to do
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all the stuff whatever it's fine this is the behind the stage talk what should we do should
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we do another one or no i don't know it's almost uh four o'clock our time i don't know what time it
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is at nancy's time but oh that's right nancy nancy has a job we should probably end it here how you
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doing on time nancy i got plenty of time she's got plenty of time so i think we got to close it up
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now that's what nancy all right do the uh we'll read the one more which was the short one uh there's a
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short one jake jake was a pretty short one let's let's do that one oh it's only 1.5 pages oh that
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is great we're gonna do this okay let's start it ready wait up oh thank you hello top and raven
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hi hello my name is jake no that was oh that's his last name yeah we just bleeped it out yeah we're not
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gonna do that no it's just too much i don't think jake already strikes me as the type of guy that's not
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gonna he wrote in italics for that first portion he's not gonna swear i could be wrong but it seems
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to me that there are two types of horror the supernatural and the unnatural in my opinion
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the scariest supernatural movie of all time is the exorcist and the scariest unnatural movie would
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be the texas chainsaw massacre honorable mention honorable mention cabin in the woods i told you about
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that yeah we're talking about that yes you should watch it you'd really enjoy it you'd be like oh this
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is a wild premise cabin in the woods but not really a movie that provokes fear but instead
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curiosity i have a few stories that have happened to me personally of both types but in this letter
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i will only tell of the supernatural i love how they say this so many people do that they go
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i've got a lot of stories but today i will only say one of them they want us to ask yeah tell us your
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stories daddy that's what they want to hear tell us your stories daddy daddy
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there's only one man who we call daddy and that's milkistogus at the bottom there you can tell us
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you can tell it chronicles nds gmail.com this happened in turlock california in a local that's not a real
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place at all in a local hotel called the mediocre eastern smear something like that this guy's alluding to
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the best western ah yeah what a clever lad i swear there will be not one swear word in this this man
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cares too much about the way he's writing yeah and i appreciate that about him unlike the muslims
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you have to be careful you know we don't need a fatwa on us i'm sorry look it up nancy you could
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read the definition of that nancy please look up the definition of fatwa um and and read it it sounds
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like something creole no like a shrimp scrimp like a fatwa shrimp i'd be like yeah i'd have some of
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that i went someplace recently and i was eating uh oh oh um chili easton's where's that easton the
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place by the lake okay it's good take your time nancy i have stayed in this hotel many times as it is
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affordable and just off the freeway many blue collar workers stay there and it tends to fill up quickly on
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the weekdays turlock was not my destination but as i was driving i decided to call it a day
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and pull over at this hotel because it was familiar i work all over california and have seen the majority
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of it from the good to the worse so it's about four o'clock on a dreary february afternoon i approach
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the front desk and ask if there are any rooms left as the parking lot looks full and i almost never book
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a head this guy's unprepared yep unprepared the worst kind of person although it doesn't care yeah
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it doesn't care makes up for it though with the you know the sentence structure and the you know
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punctuation and paragraphs that's huge anywho the clerk the clerk tells me they have one room left
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133 i have always stayed on the second floor at the end of this hotel if i can help it so i can
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keep an eye on my truck at night you know what would help that calling calling ahead yeah calling
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ahead planning a little bit would help you do that but whatever what do i know i i'm not a planner either
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i don't like to plan no you don't this morning you you hit me up you said i'm on the way to
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matt's coffee shop right now are you coming yeah i said no wow i was busy this morning getting
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that's on you dog goodwill going and getting wigs is that the smell in this room yeah you know that
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smell a wig from goodwill has a very particular smell it's crazy okay i have never stayed on the
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first floor here and the clerk informs me that if i want to change rooms i can request tomorrow to do so
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which i thought was odd so i get the keys and bring the things to my room the room was okay
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not any weird or disgusting remnants from past occupants as far as smells or stains
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side note one thing i have found in the past that grossed me out was someone placed their fake
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eyelashes on the night stand lamp and left them there and the maid overlooked them for me to find
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oh that's gross yeah you ever know never mind i feel like we asked nancy for a definition not long
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ago what is she doing what do we pay her for nancy what is the definition of the word that we asked
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you what is the word that we asked you for a definition for fatwa i believe yeah a ruling on a point of
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islamic law given by recognized authority why is that funny i don't know because i use it wrong
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what did you what did you wait wait i don't understand can you is is there a sentence that
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you could use it in no so someone said fat twat
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you guys are immature i like immature unbelievable
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all right nancy's a good fit we'll leave it at that nancy you're dismissed um uh so yeah there was
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there's some fake eyelashes on the nightstand anyway that night i had a cheeseburger and a couple of
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few beers and a couple few beers i thought this i thought punctuation was important he started
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drinking okay and i went to sleep probably around 11 p.m the one difference i'm sorry fat twats is
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funny the one difference of this room to the one uh on the second floor in hindsight was the flooring
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the one on the second floor was carpeted but this room room 133 was a laminate what now the story's
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you know the fake hardwood shit oh thank you i forgot all that
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i wake up from my sleep to hear a noise in the room the sound was of bare feet walking
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slapping against oh that's how like nancy walks clap clap clap i remember looking down when she
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would talk to me i would stand on her feet that's what she asked me she's like the top how many pairs
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of shoes do you know and i was like nancy you know you don't fit yeah this is huge you got to cut the
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toes of your shoes out i kept nancy at at arm's length at bohemian grove but i still stood on her
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feet yeah i mean you kept her at arm's length and she still put her arm around you yeah it was weird
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yeah she kept trying to choke me yeah well she it was choking that she was trying to do yeah it was
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like it looked like a like a weird kind of it was a hug but only with her fingers can't really be
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around my neck it was strange i woke up from my sleep to hear the noise in the room uh the sound
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of bare feet slapping against the laminate floor that's a great comment do your job what did we ask
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you to do again all right all right all right stop it atma stop it um uh not many steps just a couple
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enough to wake me up i was sleeping at this moment with a pillow kind of hugging it sleeping face down
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i don't like that move um you know i like to sleep hugging a pillow but sometimes i will roll
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over under my belly and that's where like uh things try to choke me start to suffocate yeah
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yeah me too as you get older maybe you're just getting old but sometimes i'm on my belly and i go
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um okay so so sleeping face down i was facing the door with a little light seeping from the light
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post outside good god a little light seeping in from the light post outside i hear the footsteps
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and open my eyes and look around nothing i close my eyes to go back to sleep a few short moments later
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a few short moments later i am grabbed two arms suddenly slide under my voluptuous no under my body
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if they slide under your body are you grabbed or held who knows this seems nice two arms suddenly slide
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under my body oh no he explains like in wrestling when you go to take somebody down and they sprawl
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this something got double under hooks on you under hooks yeah you're wrestling with god out here
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that's crazy shout out jacob shout out jacob this person had double under hooks lying their chest on my
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back as i grabbed the back of their arms and triceps damn this guy's great i can he goes wow okay this is
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crazy so how does he grab oh because they're they're under him behind him they're they're they're behind
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him he's laying down they're on his back they're giving they got a double under hook with the big
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feet and they're doing the thing they're blapping their feet you know if if it's you know come to
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think of it well this doesn't make any sense no it makes sense because if they're if they're doing it
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to his back that's one thing but imagine how you would be in a position where you sprawled
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yeah so you scroll on them up and you got under how do you feel about this then you can gin gin tonic
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says i'm taller than my wife but we have the same feet her feet are bath send toad pictures uh
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yeah honestly would save me a lot of money if my wife was the same size as me oh that'd be cool
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i mean she would wear your jordans i'd wear her jordans i'd be like babe i bought you new jordans and
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then you'd be like are you wearing my jordans that's how i am when i'm like babe i bought you
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a sword yeah i've done that in the past and then you swing it around yourself and she's just like
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what a retard it's up see dude but no this does make sense if somebody sprawls on you and they get
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under hooks on you you can just reach over and grab their triceps but they have under hooks on their
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from their back to the front think about it though they're holding them like they're they're on the
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titanic no no no no not like they're on the titanic like somebody went to go shoot a shot on you
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you're pointing it at yourself now that's it that's what i'm doing we just can't we can't
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i'm starting with the man in the mirror oh no we just can't continue like this what do you mean
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like this how we're doing it there's got to be a way there's got to be something we can do
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we can get better it takes practice we've said uh so many have we said too many things guys
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chat is this real when you sprawl on somebody who shoots on you i'm still trying to make sense of
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this they're just in that regular orientation face facing you facing you right nancy says stop
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pointing the gun at me i will not i refuse that's part of the job we explained it um
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i'm asking but then he's saying just wait hold on i am grabbed he says i have been grabbed i have
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been grabbed like wrestling and then he goes but the person is double underhooks lying their chest
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on my back yeah yeah think about when you sprawl on somebody you put their chest you put your chest
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in their back got you and then you can spin he's in a bad position he's in a bad he's been sprawled
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on you've been sprawl like sprawl you've been sprawled on baby yeah but usually like
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somebody sprawls on me sometimes like their face is still up and my face is still up if i'm trying
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to take them down if you really get sprawled on he's been this dude committed yeah he's fully sprawled
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okay got you he's been sprawled you got sprawled he's been sprawled he has been grabbed i have been
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grabbed and sprawled i'm asking okay so uh grabs your triceps i can feel this person's skin
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it feels like an older woman damn bro you got sprawled on by an old lady
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you got sprawled on my old lady bro loose cold skin maybe from the cold night air not damp but cold
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she wasn't wearing much but then again i couldn't see her it felt like a nightie not quite lingerie
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but something light like that hmm maybe a trans
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and transient oh transient woman uh nancy that one what does transient mean nancy if you would please
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and and and and you know make it make it snappy yeah and then interrupt i don't like waiting for
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my definitions oh time pause uh oh we're so we're gonna bring the show in for a second but this is a
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great uh we can do this no i won't do that we could do that no lasting only for a short time
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resting only for a short time lasting let me tell you lasting lasting lasting only for a short time
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i'm familiar oh that was a banger good job dude um are we allowed to joke like that
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somebody called somebody called jesus let him let him know what i just said
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spencer says oh my god did i just hear nancy's voice hey spencer yeah dog where you been dude
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nds karaoke though this is a really fun yeah no yes yeah yeah this is why we invite the guests
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here they come here they oh we make them sing make them sweat yeah sweat sprawl on them
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sprawl on them see how they do now you go get sprawled on and then i'm gonna sprawl on you again
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yeah knock the cameras over that's it and then we go to the next room we do karaoke dog
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and record it that would be fun why would we go to the to the next room we do carry it's the party room
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i don't understand all right what do you mean i don't like it guys uh one two three in the chat
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if you want to see david do karaoke three three two one in the chat if you don't understand
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what's not to understand uh maybe a trans zian woman who had somehow hid in my room it had come
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out now yeah it makes no sense but i can surely feel her my attitude at this moment was not fear
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it was calm and determined shout out to determined tcg on whatnot he sells me pokemon cards shout out
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there is a strange woman in my room attacking me i have to get this situation under control i can't
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let you get close to me yeah i mean david's move would be a double hammer fist to her yeah to her
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spine yeah exactly smash it fracture and you're set well i remember when i i was well what if she's
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made out of wood right that's like that that's when you know you rebuke her in the name of christ
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if it's a puppet that looks like a woman you rebuke her in the name of christ when i was younger i had
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been uh sleep paralysized and uh i probably i had a fan probably binaural beat down myself
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into sleep paralysis and i felt as though i was being uh choked into my bed face down into my pillow
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choked into it like or like you know like being forced down now because you can't choke the back
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of my neck i've tried uh it was really you know the the pillow was suffocating me and i didn't take
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it as a paranormal thing i felt as though i i thought it was my mom yeah because that that was
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the only person i knew that was home like why would she choke me well first i thought she was being a
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silly goose which was like kind of funny but then i was you know i was running out of air and i was
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like why is my mom trying to kill me and then i thought my mom wouldn't try to kill me so then i went
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oh my god there is an intruder in my home trying to kill me by the way binaural beatdown binaural
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beatdown go get that shirt this is a fun one i enjoyed making that one damn like in the style of
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dr seuss almost anyway continue your story is this a dream no it's real life i i eventually no in real
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life i'm going to your house i eventually stopped uh being paralyzed and then got out of it and it was
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just nobody was in my room wow very spooky you should write into the show i should write it why
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did it's a travesty that merkel hasn't had you on no i won't go on a show now i don't blame you
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yeah i don't blame me either oh nancy's out nancy left nancy you
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all right try to log back in we'll figure it out that we sent you the link nancy
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the the original link that you use to get in is what you she's uh she's still trying knocking at
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the door nancy knocking at the door this is coming out of your pay all right let's wrap this up because
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i have a feeling i am sweating yeah my attitude in that moment was not fear it was calm and determined
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there was a strange woman in my room attacking me i have to get this situation under control under
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control so at that moment i pull down hard really hard don't do that with my left hand on her right arm
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and shoot my right arm into the air to topple her off me this is like this is like wrestling this is
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like uh he's teaching you the correct way that's interesting yeah yeah i do this powerfully
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that's our new drop that's a good one what the f
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i have time now i have time to be scared yeah i turn on all the lights and scour the room nothing
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no one i check the clock and thank god it was not three o'clock that would have been worse imagine if
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i remember correctly it was three it would have been like i mean yeah maybe a transient woman would
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have attacked me trans if i remember right it was 4 23 a.m that's still a spooky time i'm sure
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donut has something oh yeah 100 that's the lion's gate butthole hour or something like that i prayed to god
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hard i prayed that nothing like that would ever happen to me again and stayed awake until i checked
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out a couple hours later damn i have driven past this place many times and always look over but
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have never stayed since i hope you guys are well and let me know if you want to hear about some other
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things i have experienced thanks again jake footnotes we do want you to yeah i would like for you to write
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in again yeah this was nice it was nice talking with you coob um what were the footnotes oh it's
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it's an image you got to bring it under i don't know but it says something oh footnotes old hag syndrome
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is real it was this lady oh that's horrific dude oh who wrote that did he say he said it was this lady let
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me tell you something i could beat the brakes off of her yeah yeah no i would 10 out of 10 times
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i am wrecking this woman yeah but i i don't appreciate the the effort that she put into doing
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this to me oh if i ever got disrespectfully sprawled on by a woman that looked like that
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you had better believe i would kill her so that she could never tell the story well i think she's not
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really alive i would kill what a crazy thing why would this thing like sprawl on him like you ever
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see uh you watch some you probably shot on her like uh daniel cormier he does this all the time
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uh if like he probably just did this uh hamzad or ddp whatever happened to nancy she never came back
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she's just like i quit she's like i don't like these guys they keep aiming guns at me so he'll go up to
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them they're in the fight week when they're doing their things at the hotel and he'll shake their hand
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and then he'll pat them this way that way and then he'll shoot on them yeah like that like just
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i feel like this is what this lady was doing to the guy she's like playing i mean she fully sprawled
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on him she's slapping that's that's a crazy well sometimes it gets there with dc sometimes he'll
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sprawl like he'll he'll shoot on the dude and it gets serious and the people in the hotel are like
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they're just like dudes that are staying at the hotel like what i like it yeah yeah that's what it
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feels like she kind of like you know i don't know what are you about i don't yeah maybe she's just
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testing you what are you about you want to you think you you think you some you stopped
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his takedown you can't stop this takedown you can't stop this takedown yeah man um it's one
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thing to be paralysized by an old hag it's one thing to get sprawled on another thing to get blacked well
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let me tell you if if she spun on him if he didn't take that right arm with his left arm and then and then
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she just turned and took his back he's getting shot on he's got these underhooks he he reaches over
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and he's it's kind of confusing seems like he isolates one arm right and he shoots up
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yeah i don't know it's a weird description but if she would have spun on him yeah she'd have
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blabbed him up she would imagine she'd have blabbed him up she took his back
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take your back blap blap blap now but now we're dealing with a different story now we're dealing with
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like that's a good place to leave it i think if you have any stories that you'd like us to ridicule
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you can send them over to chroniclesnds at gmail.com that's a great way to fill our content
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holes fill your content holes it's a mutually beneficial relationship and it's good for
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everybody was it good for you guys because it was good was it as good for you as it was for me
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the greatest hypnotist on planet earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room it is
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constantly telling us what to believe is real you can persuade us that what they see with their eyes
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is what there is to see because they'll laugh in the face of an explanation that portrays the bigger