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00:01:11.580 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony.

00:01:18.980 I am David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.

00:01:22.200 That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.

00:01:25.160 Hello.

00:01:25.880 Before we get into your schizo submissions, we're going to tell you a little bit about where you can pay us. 0.96

00:01:32.400 I don't have that even pulled up.

00:01:35.640 We were prepared.

00:01:36.680 We were doing a lot of preparation before this show started.

00:01:39.240 Introduce who's here, too.

00:01:40.680 I mean, so while I pull this up.

00:01:41.920 No, it's a surprise.

00:01:43.000 The people are, they got to be surprised.

00:01:45.480 Okay.

00:01:45.660 But I can, I can slow, I can say it slowly.

00:01:47.980 You're going to want to go to patreon.com backslash Nephilim death squad.

00:01:55.220 Sign up for whatever tier you'd like.

00:01:57.140 And you can continue watching the show when we go behind the paywall at the 30 minute mark.

00:02:00.900 Because ew, you're poor.

00:02:03.180 No, don't do that.

00:02:04.480 Ew.

00:02:05.420 Don't say that. 0.91

00:02:05.760 Do the disgusting pours. 0.95

00:02:08.340 We don't want that.

00:02:09.320 And so, you know, 30 minutes, you can go to Patreon.

00:02:13.580 But we'll give you 30 minutes.

00:02:15.000 And maybe we'll read a story for you.

00:02:16.660 Or maybe we'll just ramble for 30 minutes before we get into the submissions.

00:02:19.800 Also, if you want to, send us your schizophrenic stories.

00:02:23.340 The things that bring you great horrors.

00:02:25.200 The things that keep you from sleeping at night.

00:02:26.560 So that we may exploit it for money.

00:02:29.120 And for clicks.

00:02:30.140 Go to chroniclesnds at gmail.com.

00:02:36.600 And type it out.

00:02:38.380 Guys, if it's 13 pages, I'm not going to read it.

00:02:41.500 The more of you guys subscribe to the Patreon, the more camera angles we get.

00:02:45.820 We're going to get so many.

00:02:48.900 We're getting a lot of camera angles.

00:02:50.920 That's how you know we're doing well.

00:02:52.780 The amount of shots that we have is an indicator of each new tax bracket that we enter.

00:02:57.760 Yes, and the amount of producers that we have also.

00:03:00.920 Oh my God, producers.

00:03:02.520 Guys, everybody in the chats.

00:03:04.260 Big W in the chat for Nancy.

00:03:07.160 Nancy, say hello to everybody.

00:03:11.760 Hello.

00:03:12.780 You got to be faster than that, Nancy.

00:03:14.320 That's very slow and that's not going to cut it.

00:03:16.520 But I'll let it slide this time.

00:03:18.180 Guys, we have Nancy. 0.99

00:03:20.280 She's going to be producing for us in between her watching videos of murder. 1.00

00:03:25.080 Which I'm sure is what she's doing.

00:03:26.600 I think that's what she's doing.

00:03:27.080 Like when she takes a long time to answer us back. 0.99

00:03:29.460 She's like, oh shit, she's going through tabs. 0.99

00:03:31.180 She's closing out the murder. 1.00

00:03:32.480 She's closing all the murder tabs. 1.00

00:03:33.100 Are you excited to be here, Nancy?

00:03:35.120 I am.

00:03:37.440 Sure sounds like it.

00:03:38.780 She sounds very excited.

00:03:40.520 Well, Nancy's going to be helping us.

00:03:42.420 For those of you that don't know Nancy, I don't know where you've been.

00:03:45.320 You must not be listening to this show.

00:03:47.540 I guess really quick, we should do an introduction.

00:03:49.340 How did you find...

00:03:50.420 That's actually a great question.

00:03:51.640 Let's interview Nancy. 0.97

00:03:52.580 Nancy, how did you find us?

00:03:53.820 Through Jerry Morzynski.

00:03:57.640 Oh yeah, that's right.

00:03:58.940 She's like the one and only person that took the Jerry Morzynski to NDS pipeline.

00:04:03.660 Yeah.

00:04:04.020 That's unheard of.

00:04:05.200 So you were absorbing quite a bit of Jerry Morzynski content.

00:04:10.280 You found us through our old episode with Jerry. 0.86

00:04:12.920 And then you embedded yourself deeply into the community of dangerous retards. 1.00

00:04:19.520 Is that correct?

00:04:20.460 That is correct.

00:04:22.480 And she is a talker.

00:04:24.200 She's very...

00:04:24.580 I know.

00:04:24.900 She is a talker.

00:04:26.580 Don't really want to talk to you guys. 0.95

00:04:28.280 Well, Nancy is, you know, for the audio listeners and the enjoyers who aren't intimate with the congregation of dangerous retards. 1.00

00:04:36.980 She's a favorite in the community and she's one of our favorite people.

00:04:41.420 And we always said that there was a couple of people we wanted to have work with us.

00:04:45.800 Lainey being one of them.

00:04:47.540 And of course, Lainey made that fantastic edit that you guys saw that opened up the intro for the show.

00:04:52.020 And Nancy being another one. 0.60

00:04:54.460 She just really got close to us, you know, our hearts by sending us just videos of people being murdered.

00:05:02.120 Yeah.

00:05:03.920 That's why you like her.

00:05:05.000 I don't know why I like Nancy. 0.92

00:05:06.100 She just seems...

00:05:07.040 I think it's the Asian thing.

00:05:08.020 I like...

00:05:08.520 Well, she has like an energy about her.

00:05:10.360 Yeah.

00:05:10.580 It's very calm, cool.

00:05:13.300 In person too. 0.97

00:05:14.280 Serial killer.

00:05:14.740 Very cool.

00:05:15.200 Very...

00:05:15.520 Yeah, yeah.

00:05:15.940 Like, I don't know what she's ever thinking.

00:05:17.500 We're like, let's have...

00:05:18.700 Well, serial killers...

00:05:19.900 Let's keep her close. 0.68

00:05:20.780 ...are very likable people or else they wouldn't have very much success, right?

00:05:24.380 Hmm.

00:05:24.940 And I think that's what Nancy has going for her is she's got this like really calm energy where you don't know if she likes you or if she's gonna... 0.99

00:05:33.960 She's gonna kill you. 0.99

00:05:34.880 Nape cam. 1.00

00:05:35.380 Yeah, thank you.

00:05:37.260 It's...

00:05:37.940 You could say it and it just happens.

00:05:39.920 That's how that works.

00:05:40.940 So, anywho, Nancy, happy to have you and we're gonna be watching you closely.

00:05:45.880 If you fail today, you're never gonna come back on the show.

00:05:48.040 But for now...

00:05:48.720 No, that's not true.

00:05:49.360 Oh, yeah.

00:05:51.440 I'm excited.

00:05:52.320 I'm excited.

00:05:52.860 Are you excited, Top?

00:05:53.700 I am.

00:05:54.100 I'm excited to see how many times they pull up the back of your head because if we're not doing this, it's just wonderful.

00:05:58.800 Every time it happens, it just makes me laugh.

00:06:01.520 I don't like this shot.

00:06:03.540 Yeah.

00:06:03.720 It's actually my least favorite shot.

00:06:05.340 I wish you would have told me you were setting it up.

00:06:07.300 A lot of surprises today, ladies and gentlemen.

00:06:10.540 A lot of surprises.

00:06:12.080 Anywho, so...

00:06:13.520 Let's get into some...

00:06:14.300 Are we getting into content or...

00:06:15.800 Yeah, we're gonna get into...

00:06:16.520 We're gonna fill the people's content holes.

00:06:18.020 And we're gonna start with one of my favorite people, Milkis Dogis. 0.90

00:06:22.520 Is he in the chat?

00:06:23.500 Is Milkis in the chat, man?

00:06:24.940 He probably will be in a minute.

00:06:26.460 Do you guys like the nape shot?

00:06:29.320 Let us know if you like the nape shot.

00:06:30.820 Let's bring this one on stage because what Milkis did here is he provided images. 0.98

00:06:37.120 Images of his own white trash upbringing. 0.98

00:06:40.960 And I don't know if it's... 0.99

00:06:42.040 You know, I imagine it's gonna be...

00:06:43.440 Oh, yeah.

00:06:43.700 That's right.

00:06:44.040 Also, he is daddy.

00:06:45.720 Yes.

00:06:46.420 Round of applause for daddy Milkis.

00:06:48.780 He is the only person on the Patreon who is signed up at the daddy tier.

00:06:54.260 It's crazy.

00:06:55.020 So we actually have to...

00:06:56.300 What is this show?

00:06:57.920 Milkis should probably like not pay us the daddy tier and put some renovations into this 1.00

00:07:02.100 house here.

00:07:02.900 Yeah.

00:07:03.240 Well, it's got some charm.

00:07:04.780 It's nice.

00:07:05.480 It looks haunted.

00:07:06.460 Can we bring it on screen?

00:07:07.240 I would like to see it on screen.

00:07:08.440 Yes, here we go.

00:07:09.260 Okay.

00:07:10.440 Okay.

00:07:10.940 So you guys can see here on screen.

00:07:13.180 It's a beautiful...

00:07:15.180 I don't know what you would call that.

00:07:16.200 I was gonna start making up terminologies.

00:07:17.500 We said, back in 2012, my family moved into a house that was segmented, segments, into

00:07:25.620 different apartments.

00:07:27.240 We had one of the two downstairs apartments.

00:07:30.260 Image one, 12-year-old Milkis.

00:07:32.260 All right.

00:07:32.500 Let's see.

00:07:33.620 Oh, there he is.

00:07:34.420 12-year-old little Milkis.

00:07:35.300 Look at him with his top lobster merch.

00:07:36.860 Very cute.

00:07:37.500 Oh, very nice.

00:07:38.440 So he says, I was a pretty naive kid.

00:07:41.460 I believed all the old YouTube Bloody Mary videos and all those corny horror trends that

00:07:46.520 popped up early on YouTube.

00:07:48.100 So that's kind of the idea I had of the supernatural at this age.

00:07:51.560 You know, the Bloody Mary thing is real.

00:07:55.100 I don't know if you know that.

00:07:56.360 No, I didn't know that.

00:07:57.280 Yeah.

00:07:57.920 Well, it's not...

00:07:58.920 See, that's the thing is it's not about saying Bloody Mary in the mirror as much as it's

00:08:03.160 about staring at yourself with unbroken eye contact in a dark room lit only by candlelight.

00:08:10.080 Really?

00:08:10.520 That does something.

00:08:11.600 I've talked about that before.

00:08:12.600 I've done that when I was younger.

00:08:14.660 I wasn't trying to do anything.

00:08:16.080 I was just like, just having a gander at myself in the mirror.

00:08:19.700 And I was like, what if I, you know, lock eyes with my mirror man?

00:08:23.680 Why candlelight?

00:08:24.640 What do you...

00:08:25.200 I think that darkness, you need a certain amount of light to be able to perceive yourself,

00:08:28.960 obviously, right?

00:08:29.520 Or else you're just looking at a black mirror.

00:08:31.680 But with just low light and then the rest of it being shadow, it allows for an optical

00:08:37.000 illusion to take place.

00:08:38.260 And I've talked about this before.

00:08:39.380 There's an optical illusion where you stare at the center of a circle.

00:08:42.040 There is a point in the center of the circle.

00:08:44.440 If you stare at it long enough, the edges of the circle vanish.

00:08:47.240 It's a common optical illusion.

00:08:48.600 And anybody can do it.

00:08:49.480 Sometimes you'll see them on websites or you'll see them in a book or something.

00:08:53.080 If you do that, the point of focal, focal point being your eyeballs, right?

00:09:00.420 The edges of everything else fade away, just like the optical illusion with the circle.

00:09:04.800 So once your features disappear, and that's weird enough, your features begin to disappear.

00:09:15.820 Here you become very, what's the word?

00:09:19.120 Vague, bland.

00:09:20.540 All your features go away. 0.93

00:09:21.840 You're just kind of a mess as long as you don't break eye contact.

00:09:25.080 But then eventually, something else takes the place of it.

00:09:28.680 That's interesting.

00:09:29.540 And it's scary looking.

00:09:30.620 When people describe their sleep paralysis demons as this faceless, smooth-faced entity with black eyes.

00:09:39.040 Hmm.

00:09:39.480 Yes.

00:09:40.120 So, something to that.

00:09:42.200 I think that's what actually is happening with the Bloody Mary situation.

00:09:47.360 Hey, Nancy, really quick.

00:09:48.300 Chime in.

00:09:48.580 Have you ever done Bloody Mary?

00:09:50.880 Of course she has.

00:09:52.040 Yeah.

00:09:52.220 She just seems like the type that would have.

00:09:53.760 Yeah.

00:09:53.860 At sleepovers and stuff.

00:09:55.060 Did it get, did it get, did anything happen?

00:09:58.600 No.

00:09:59.800 Hmm.

00:10:00.800 I don't believe her.

00:10:01.700 Oh, I think I know why.

00:10:03.860 She switched out.

00:10:04.840 Oh, yeah.

00:10:05.240 It's very, it's hard to see because of the eyes.

00:10:08.080 That's not nice.

00:10:09.080 We've seen Nancy IRL.

00:10:10.160 All right.

00:10:10.420 So I'm going to pull up the, I'll pull up the pictures when it's time to show a picture.

00:10:15.000 Okay.

00:10:15.380 That's great.

00:10:15.780 That's fine.

00:10:16.120 That's fine.

00:10:16.440 Yeah, we can do that.

00:10:17.340 So he goes, I was a pretty naive kid.

00:10:19.400 And I believed all the old YouTube Bloody Mary videos and all those corny horror trends

00:10:24.060 that popped up early in YouTube.

00:10:25.840 So that's kind of the idea I had of Sue.

00:10:28.600 I already read this.

00:10:29.360 All right.

00:10:30.080 We lived in a house for a while without anything happening.

00:10:33.140 Life is normal.

00:10:34.380 My room is at the back of the apartment.

00:10:36.360 At the end of the hallway, that's our kitchen, directly across from my bedroom is the bathroom.

00:10:41.760 This house is strange.

00:10:43.040 It's really old, built in the 1900s.

00:10:45.400 1900s.

00:10:46.000 So here's the image, image number 10 of what he's showing us.

00:10:50.480 This is, this is his actual house in 1910.

00:10:53.040 Guys, look at that. 0.99

00:10:54.020 Holy shit. 1.00

00:10:54.520 It's like in the middle of an oil field. 0.99

00:10:56.380 Are those, are those really oil rigs there?

00:10:58.820 Or is that like, I'm not sure early, early wifi?

00:11:02.140 Oh, it could be like early electricity before they figured out, like you just make a pole.

00:11:06.540 You don't have to make a whole apparatus like that.

00:11:08.960 Um, well, let's, let me look at it now.

00:11:11.140 What a spooky house.

00:11:12.680 So that's spooky man in 2012.

00:11:15.080 But a hundred years before, it's just surrounded by strange things.

00:11:20.980 That's bizarre.

00:11:21.960 Oh, we, yeah.

00:11:22.500 Where's our, where's our creepy music?

00:11:24.420 Yeah.

00:11:25.380 That's not it.

00:11:25.980 That's not it.

00:11:28.820 I think it's the top left.

00:11:29.840 Maybe the green one. 0.66

00:11:30.580 This one.

00:11:31.860 That's it.

00:11:32.300 That's it.

00:11:32.560 That's it.

00:11:32.660 Let's play.

00:11:33.480 All right.

00:11:33.840 Lower it a little bit.

00:11:34.640 Here we go.

00:11:36.860 All right.

00:11:37.880 Let's go back to the full cam here.

00:11:40.440 Yeah.

00:11:40.580 We have so much production going on.

00:11:42.480 We are producing.

00:11:43.600 Yeah.

00:11:43.880 It's, it's kind of crazy.

00:11:44.760 All right.

00:11:45.820 There's also a cemetery to the north, which has a pond that runs under it and through the

00:11:50.060 city.

00:11:50.660 This house was really close.

00:11:52.740 It has windows above the doors.

00:11:54.720 There's no glass in them, but there used to be.

00:11:57.520 My bedroom is no exception.

00:11:59.420 They sit about eight to 10 feet off the ground.

00:12:01.400 That's kind of high for a window.

00:12:02.940 Eight to 10 feet off the ground.

00:12:03.980 Yeah.

00:12:04.280 I mean, it's, it's pretty high.

00:12:05.480 It's like, so you can't really see out of it.

00:12:08.060 This is it, but he's on the first floor.

00:12:10.700 Yeah.

00:12:11.060 That's weird.

00:12:11.680 That's weird.

00:12:12.580 It's made for like people like Nancy. 1.00

00:12:14.180 Yeah.

00:12:14.920 Oh, there's a second image.

00:12:16.460 Yeah.

00:12:16.780 There, here we go.

00:12:17.500 All right.

00:12:17.740 So he's showing more.

00:12:18.500 So it really hits the, with the spooky music, right?

00:12:22.280 I love it.

00:12:22.960 Look at that house.

00:12:24.160 Imagine looking at that house and listening to this.

00:12:25.900 Well, you are, but I mean, you know, imagine being you right now.

00:12:29.460 Imagine.

00:12:31.620 Look, somebody said something in the chat.

00:12:33.140 It must be Nancy.

00:12:33.800 See what she said in the private chat.

00:12:35.140 It's I'm sure it's important.

00:12:37.140 Let's read it.

00:12:37.980 Creepy music. 0.99

00:12:38.980 She's a killer, isn't she? 1.00

00:12:40.380 She's good. 1.00

00:12:40.840 She's good.

00:12:42.140 She's good.

00:12:42.680 She's excited.

00:12:43.260 Yeah.

00:12:43.420 Okay.

00:12:43.820 All right.

00:12:44.080 Here we go.

00:12:45.400 Here we go.

00:12:45.980 So I've always been afraid of the dark, rightfully so.

00:12:50.320 Rightfully so, in my opinion.

00:12:51.660 And I slept with the TV on.

00:12:53.100 I did that too.

00:12:54.600 And even if you had the door closed in this room, there was always this dark space above

00:12:58.420 the door where the window is.

00:13:00.620 My bedroom is narrow.

00:13:01.840 So my bed has to lay with the head facing the door.

00:13:07.560 Couldn't you just move like switch?

00:13:10.320 You could just lay on the other side.

00:13:11.620 You could just lay on the other side.

00:13:12.860 Milkus, did you know you could just lay on the other side?

00:13:15.060 Yeah.

00:13:15.320 It's a rectangle.

00:13:16.460 You could have inverted your living situation and avoided all of this, but he didn't.

00:13:20.420 So let's continue reading.

00:13:22.500 I usually lay facing the TV when I sleep.

00:13:25.520 It's either that or the wall.

00:13:27.100 The only light switch is right next to the doorknob.

00:13:29.780 So one night I wake up.

00:13:31.580 It's in the middle of the night.

00:13:32.720 I'm facing the wall, but I have this weird feeling.

00:13:36.180 I somehow know exactly what it is, that there's something watching me.

00:13:41.180 I'm terrified at this moment.

00:13:42.560 If there's something there, I don't want it to know I know.

00:13:46.660 So I roll over in bed to face the TV, which is still on.

00:13:50.360 And without moving my head, I look up my eyes.

00:13:53.140 I see the shape of a head, white.

00:13:56.720 I can tell it's not just a reflection because it's moving.

00:14:00.320 Not back and forth, but ambiently.

00:14:03.760 Ambiently.

00:14:04.680 I don't know if you used the right word, but I get it.

00:14:07.200 What does that mean?

00:14:07.660 Like glowing?

00:14:08.240 Well, ambient is like, I think it was like background.

00:14:12.740 Like ambient noise is background noise.

00:14:14.780 It's like nonspecific, you know, not meant to be.

00:14:19.580 I don't know.

00:14:20.700 Actually, I'm not going to.

00:14:21.680 I'm going to stop pretending I know the definition of ambient.

00:14:23.940 We don't know what you're talking about.

00:14:25.340 Well, Nancy, can you bring up the definition of ambient and then let us know when you have it?

00:14:29.300 I know what ambient is, but maybe explain what he means by this.

00:14:33.200 Well, that that theme, by the way, of seeing something supernatural.

00:14:39.380 What do you want me to press?

00:14:40.780 Oh, yes.

00:14:42.060 Stop it.

00:14:43.360 There we go.

00:14:45.000 Seeing something supernatural and then like hoping that it doesn't notice that you see it.

00:14:50.840 Yeah.

00:14:50.980 And so like acting like you didn't know it was there.

00:14:54.000 All of that is it's a weird common thing.

00:14:56.940 Yeah.

00:14:57.220 Yeah, that it's it's it is.

00:15:00.900 But it's also like it's kind of retarded, right? 1.00

00:15:04.340 It's like, why would you think that would work?

00:15:06.280 I don't know.

00:15:06.680 It's like a super supernatural entity.

00:15:08.040 And you're like, maybe if it doesn't think that I saw it.

00:15:12.020 Well, here's the question.

00:15:13.160 Why does it work then?

00:15:14.820 I don't think it does.

00:15:16.200 I think it's a it's a it's it's a hypnotic lull.

00:15:20.320 It lulls you into a false sense of security.

00:15:22.840 It lulls you into inaction.

00:15:25.200 Hmm.

00:15:25.960 Right.

00:15:26.220 And it makes you it is the the the baseline rationale for freeze, not flight, not fight,

00:15:37.040 but freeze.

00:15:38.140 I see.

00:15:38.800 I see.

00:15:39.520 Then it's so it just it doesn't make any sense, you know, in my opinion.

00:15:44.060 But it's something very common.

00:15:45.760 I see.

00:15:46.300 All right.

00:15:46.440 Here we go.

00:15:46.860 Nancy has the thing of let's let's pull up the definition here of ambience. 1.00

00:15:51.560 I got it.

00:15:53.740 Ambient existing or present on all sides encompassing. 0.99

00:15:58.340 Oh, damn. 0.98

00:15:58.800 Did Milkus use that in like a really like an omnipresent sort of a way? 0.99

00:16:02.180 I like it.

00:16:03.240 OK.

00:16:03.780 All right.

00:16:04.520 Thank you, Nancy.

00:16:05.260 So I guess he's seeing this face and he's saying that it's existing on every plane around

00:16:10.140 him. 1.00

00:16:11.140 Damn. 1.00

00:16:11.800 That's kind of crazy. 1.00

00:16:13.100 All right.

00:16:13.900 He's right now.

00:16:14.560 He's going.

00:16:15.840 No, that's not what I said.

00:16:18.740 All right.

00:16:19.160 Play the music.

00:16:19.660 Here we go.

00:16:20.160 Oh, yeah.

00:16:20.940 I look forward and close my eyes for around five seconds, maybe.

00:16:24.680 And then I look again.

00:16:26.020 There's nothing there.

00:16:26.940 So I rush to the light switch, turn the lights on and I sleep with the light on for the rest

00:16:31.540 of the night.

00:16:33.380 As a kid, I think I know what I saw.

00:16:35.980 It was Bloody Mary.

00:16:37.240 This is what we were talking about.

00:16:38.540 We're like foreshadowing.

00:16:39.980 Yeah.

00:16:40.820 I thought Bloody Mary was a woman. 1.00

00:16:43.700 And I thought she was bloody.

00:16:45.140 Well, he's saying he saw a white face.

00:16:47.580 Yeah.

00:16:48.780 And the shape of a white head.

00:16:51.420 That was like exactly what you described just before.

00:16:53.960 Well, yeah.

00:16:54.580 That like lack of definition, lack of discernible features.

00:16:58.120 I guess we could say ambient.

00:16:59.740 You might call it ambient.

00:17:02.460 Name of the episode.

00:17:04.560 Ambience.

00:17:04.960 How the hell don't we know what ambient means?

00:17:06.900 Well, it's like it's one of those words where you think you know what it means.

00:17:10.460 But like if you really got pressed on the actual concrete definition of it, you'd make

00:17:14.240 a bunch of noises like we just did.

00:17:15.900 Yeah.

00:17:16.300 Isn't that crazy?

00:17:17.260 Yeah.

00:17:17.420 I hate that.

00:17:18.060 There's a lot of words like that.

00:17:19.360 Yeah.

00:17:19.680 I make up a lot of them.

00:17:20.780 Like, what do you what does that mean?

00:17:22.080 And you'd be like, you know, you know what it means.

00:17:24.340 Everybody knows what it means within the context of this conversation.

00:17:27.840 Yeah.

00:17:27.960 But what does it mean?

00:17:28.920 Isolated.

00:17:29.360 The definition.

00:17:30.040 What is it?

00:17:30.600 I have no idea, dude.

00:17:32.280 Don't do that to me.

00:17:33.100 Makes me want to fight.

00:17:35.040 Such a stoner show.

00:17:36.240 What do you mean?

00:17:36.320 We don't even smoke, though.

00:17:37.300 I don't smoke.

00:17:37.900 All right.

00:17:38.160 Here we go.

00:17:39.960 As a kid.

00:17:40.440 Oh, so he thinks it was Bloody Mary.

00:17:41.700 So I'm telling my mom I saw a movie.

00:17:44.080 I saw a woman with black hair above my window and I think it was a ghost. 0.57

00:17:48.660 She believes me immediately.

00:17:50.040 Hell yeah.

00:17:50.500 Based mom. 0.80

00:17:51.280 Yeah.

00:17:51.480 Apparently, she sees my little autistic sister always playing and laughing with someone in her room. 0.91

00:17:57.460 These little autists do that, man. 1.00

00:17:59.660 Yeah.

00:18:00.020 And there's an attached tweet.

00:18:02.440 Oh, cool.

00:18:03.520 I assume this is from Milkus.

00:18:04.940 Let's fire it up.

00:18:05.620 You mind if I read it?

00:18:06.200 It says Kenzie's little ghost friend.

00:18:08.060 Oh, we cropped out mom's thing. 0.96

00:18:09.920 Kenzie's little ghost friend really cracks her up.

00:18:12.260 LOL.

00:18:12.940 Mom, that's that's real absent mind. 0.99

00:18:15.540 It's real white people. 0.90

00:18:16.440 Yeah.

00:18:17.760 I'm always catching her laughing and playing with her.

00:18:20.620 Him.

00:18:20.760 Don't want to misgender him.

00:18:22.340 God forbid.

00:18:23.340 Last night, we went in to kiss the girls goodnight and Kenzie was laying on her bed,

00:18:28.000 pointing and laughing at something in the bounce house.

00:18:30.940 Nothing I could see.

00:18:32.280 But she got a huge smile and jumped out of bed and tried to dive into the bounce house. 1.00

00:18:36.580 And I was like, no, no, no, Kenzie.

00:18:38.820 You can play with Morgan, which is also a pretty gender non-specific name, tomorrow. 0.68

00:18:45.700 LOL.

00:18:46.380 LOL.

00:18:47.120 You know?

00:18:48.080 LOL.

00:18:48.500 Where is she writing this?

00:18:49.640 Yeah, well, I don't want to say anything.

00:18:52.220 Is this Facebook?

00:18:53.360 Doesn't matter.

00:18:54.060 Let's not because we don't want to find Milka's mama.

00:18:58.880 No.

00:18:59.060 I catch her up at night all the time laughing and following something around her room.

00:19:05.280 This is deaf, interesting to experience.

00:19:07.580 Very, very much just a babe in the woods is a white woman in the spiritual realm. 0.95

00:19:13.640 So there's a little footnote here. 0.98

00:19:16.560 She has ghost investigators from Facebook come out and look at the apartment, doing all the ghost hunter shit, checking EMF, burning sage, taking pictures. 0.93

00:19:23.740 Here are some of the pictures they took. 0.95

00:19:25.040 Images 3 to 7.

00:19:26.040 This is crazy.

00:19:26.840 What is going on?

00:19:27.440 I love Milka's.

00:19:28.380 Like, I already knew that dude crushed, but, like...

00:19:30.840 First off, all right, so this is on Facebook, but it's an odd post to make on Facebook, like...

00:19:38.160 Yeah, it's an odd post to make.

00:19:40.620 Well...

00:19:41.500 It's also not good to name this thing.

00:19:44.420 Yeah, who named it Morgan?

00:19:45.500 I'd be interested in who named it Morgan.

00:19:48.960 Well, I wonder if his little sister is, like, non-verbal autistic, and she's like, Morgan. 0.64

00:19:53.500 No, I mean, and the mom named it for her, and I don't know what's going on here.

00:19:57.400 Okay.

00:19:58.060 Okay.

00:19:58.880 Well, let's check out these pictures.

00:19:59.780 I didn't mean that noise that I made.

00:20:00.940 That's not nice.

00:20:01.340 That was not nice.

00:20:02.240 Images 3 through 7.

00:20:04.140 These are the pictures the ghost investigator took.

00:20:06.480 I don't know what we're looking at here.

00:20:09.580 Okay.

00:20:10.600 Well, hold on.

00:20:12.580 Let's see.

00:20:13.100 Let's see what we got.

00:20:14.040 Let's zoom in.

00:20:15.140 I'm zooming in.

00:20:15.740 I see Jim Morrison.

00:20:18.960 On the, what looks to be the vacuum cleaner.

00:20:22.840 I see a picture of a child on the wall.

00:20:26.040 I...

00:20:26.560 Woody Woodpecker.

00:20:29.220 Okay.

00:20:29.680 I don't know if I see anything significant here.

00:20:31.940 Yeah.

00:20:32.260 I think he's just showing us his...

00:20:36.760 He's like, look at my shelves.

00:20:38.560 Look at my shelves, dude.

00:20:40.100 Is that a little water damage on the ceiling?

00:20:41.600 Maybe some cobwebs.

00:20:42.500 I think it's cobwebs, actually.

00:20:44.220 Yeah.

00:20:44.660 Who knows?

00:20:45.320 I don't know what that one is.

00:20:46.020 Okay.

00:20:46.240 Let's look at the other one.

00:20:47.300 We have a Hello Kitty tattoo.

00:20:49.760 Um, mom just crushing with the Hello Kitty tattoo. 1.00

00:20:53.380 Why did the ghost investigator take these pictures?

00:20:56.680 Yeah.

00:20:57.500 Uh, what is, what's happening on that plate, by the way?

00:21:01.360 Well, you're crying.

00:21:02.000 It looks like you're squeezing maybe a lemon.

00:21:04.100 Oh, you're burning sage. 0.99

00:21:05.740 Oh, that's a silly goose move. 0.98

00:21:07.860 I mean, he said that was the case. 0.84

00:21:09.140 And then you can see on the counter here, we have some of the, the ghost.

00:21:13.780 It's like a frequency detection thing.

00:21:15.660 Frequency detection.

00:21:16.520 Yeah.

00:21:17.020 They have a voice recorder there as well.

00:21:19.960 Well, so this is very serious.

00:21:21.640 Very, very serious.

00:21:22.520 You can tell by the, uh, you know, you think the ghost investigator would dress a little

00:21:27.340 bit nicer.

00:21:28.840 Right.

00:21:29.720 Um.

00:21:30.440 Like put some sleeves on.

00:21:31.640 Well, and then, you know, is this, uh, is this, I don't know if this is a ghost investigator.

00:21:35.140 This is Milkus.

00:21:35.820 His mom seems to have lost the front of her pants. 1.00

00:21:39.100 And, uh, this is 2012.

00:21:41.700 Well, you could tell they were, yeah.

00:21:42.960 And they didn't have a lot of money.

00:21:44.500 Okay.

00:21:44.860 So yeah, he's, he's saging the corners.

00:21:47.620 And interesting that he's saging the corners.

00:21:49.580 Why is she reacting like that? 1.00

00:21:50.900 Well, because sage probably smells like ass. 1.00

00:21:53.760 Maybe check the private chat. 1.00

00:21:55.280 Let's see what, what Nancy is. 0.99

00:21:56.660 Nancy, it's okay.

00:21:57.340 You can chime in.

00:21:58.220 You can unmute your mic and say something if it's important.

00:22:00.840 Oh, wait.

00:22:01.140 But if it's not important.

00:22:02.500 Oh, that looks like a, I don't know.

00:22:06.400 What is that?

00:22:07.100 What is that?

00:22:08.600 Huh?

00:22:09.080 Like a ghost dong or something like that.

00:22:10.780 I didn't want to say it.

00:22:11.820 Um, cause it's just so me.

00:22:13.560 Okay.

00:22:14.060 Sage smells great is what Nancy says.

00:22:16.260 Good God, Nancy. 0.99

00:22:17.540 Come on.

00:22:18.020 What are you doing here?

00:22:19.340 All right. 0.56

00:22:19.700 So there's, there's like a weird aberration, like a black aberration. 1.00

00:22:23.800 That's black, black Aboriginal. 0.99

00:22:26.560 Something blocking the front of the camera, which shouldn't be there.

00:22:30.140 And then in the next image you have, uh, orbs, classic orbs.

00:22:34.160 Uh-huh.

00:22:34.700 Yes.

00:22:35.140 Classic orbs.

00:22:35.940 And if you zoom in on it, you can see, uh, nothing.

00:22:39.760 So, huh.

00:22:41.880 Yeah.

00:22:42.260 I mean, these guys, not professionals.

00:22:46.240 You're just allowing these guys in your home to stir up the demons.

00:22:49.160 And then guess what?

00:22:49.740 They just go home.

00:22:51.000 Yeah.

00:22:51.380 They just go home after they've pissed off whatever's in your house or they've, they've

00:22:54.420 appeased it for some time with the, uh, with the, with a burnt offering of sage.

00:23:00.100 Um, and it goes, all right, I'm cool for now.

00:23:02.180 I'll lay low.

00:23:02.840 It's 2011 though.

00:23:03.340 It's like, what?

00:23:04.040 Yeah.

00:23:04.400 Nobody, there was no Nephilim death squad.

00:23:06.360 Yeah.

00:23:06.600 To guide you, uh, in your, in your escapades.

00:23:10.880 And, and also in that time, 2011, ghost hunting was hot.

00:23:15.500 Yeah.

00:23:16.160 Super hot.

00:23:17.320 These guys are just close.

00:23:18.180 Oh, wow.

00:23:18.500 These guys, were they really there on like new year's day?

00:23:21.920 Oh yeah.

00:23:22.520 Look at that.

00:23:22.920 One, one 2011 at what?

00:23:25.660 3.

00:23:25.940 PM.

00:23:27.420 She. 0.93

00:23:27.780 So, uh, 5 PM image number seven faces my bedroom from the, uh, from the kitchen.

00:23:34.020 You can see the door and window to my room.

00:23:36.760 There's also an orb above the bottles of alcohol, which is actually kind of interesting.

00:23:41.480 Oh yeah.

00:23:42.120 Spirits above the spirits, huh?

00:23:44.520 Apparently these guys, uh, get audio of the ghost saying it plays with my sister and that

00:23:49.180 it killed itself.

00:23:50.480 Um, I didn't know if I, I don't know if I believe any of that.

00:23:54.240 I really can only attest for what I saw.

00:23:56.820 One of the investigators ended up getting scratch marks on their arm while in the bathroom.

00:24:03.140 Oh, we have some images of that.

00:24:04.980 This looks like a, uh, like a young man's arm lacking all definition.

00:24:09.200 It looks like your son's arm and that looks like herpes.

00:24:12.160 That does look a lot like herpes.

00:24:13.660 I don't think that that, I think he burns himself with cigarettes just to feel something,

00:24:17.020 but, but you can see around his wrists that there are some, some red marks.

00:24:21.920 Yeah.

00:24:22.160 Um, all right.

00:24:24.220 All right.

00:24:25.480 Interesting.

00:24:26.160 Interesting. 1.00

00:24:27.480 Damn. 1.00

00:24:28.160 Yeah. 0.99

00:24:28.300 These are some, these are some young dudes just went out there ghost hunting.

00:24:31.780 It's crazy.

00:24:32.860 All right.

00:24:33.080 So some history on the house.

00:24:35.000 Someone did kill themselves in that bathroom. 1.00

00:24:37.340 Oh shit. 1.00

00:24:38.500 Huh? 1.00

00:24:39.280 We go a few weeks or months without anything happening.

00:24:42.020 And then I see it again, same circumstances.

00:24:44.680 And it's on the same side of the window.

00:24:46.560 We start planning to move.

00:24:48.820 My mom is saying she hears the iron doorknobs rattle at night.

00:24:52.940 And my dad, who did not believe in the supernatural at this time, had his ankle scratched while he was sleeping.

00:24:59.600 The last night was the worst.

00:25:00.960 Not for me, but for my parents.

00:25:03.200 My mom saying it felt heavy in the apartment with doorknobs shaking and the smell of sulfur. 0.99

00:25:07.980 Oh shit. 1.00

00:25:08.980 Oh shit. 1.00

00:25:09.660 When my dad went back to get the last of our things, the hardwood floors had bubbled up and swollen and it smelled like death. 1.00

00:25:15.720 Damn. 0.98

00:25:18.420 Looks like we have another post here from Mama Milkus. 0.99

00:25:23.460 And she goes, LOL, I agree. 1.00

00:25:26.320 It looks like a dick. 1.00

00:25:27.260 Okay. 0.99

00:25:27.540 So she said it, which you observed was also.

00:25:30.380 Yeah, it kind of does.

00:25:31.360 I didn't want to say it.

00:25:32.040 I was like, I'm just being, I'm trying to be better. 0.99

00:25:34.540 But this looks a lot like a dick. 0.96

00:25:36.740 She goes on to say, but in all seriousness, it was a very bad place. 0.99

00:25:39.620 The last night we stayed there, I couldn't sleep.

00:25:42.180 I sat on the floor watching TV and started to hear things.

00:25:45.040 So naturally I prayed.

00:25:46.560 Probably should have done that before the sage.

00:25:49.900 The more I prayed, the louder they became.

00:25:52.600 The iron doorknob shook.

00:25:54.200 Who'd you pray to?

00:25:54.840 I wonder.

00:25:55.820 I woke my husband, which I never have before.

00:25:59.000 My eight-year-old autistic daughter woke up crying.

00:26:01.880 You could feel the heaviness in the house.

00:26:04.320 I felt it for days after I had moved.

00:26:08.240 The floors bubbled up and eventually burst.

00:26:10.660 What?

00:26:12.120 Of course we were charged for the damage.

00:26:14.080 Oh my, yeah.

00:26:14.840 Well, what is he going to do?

00:26:15.420 What is he going to charge the ghost?

00:26:17.900 The place had the smell of sulfur water and we had city water.

00:26:22.240 I had caught my daughter playing with people I couldn't see, which was very strange since

00:26:26.980 I am very sensitive.

00:26:28.760 You know what had the smell of sulfur water?

00:26:30.800 Remember the well?

00:26:32.200 Yeah.

00:26:32.620 Well, that was actual like sulfur.

00:26:34.340 Yeah.

00:26:34.820 Yeah.

00:26:34.980 It smelled like farts.

00:26:36.100 It tasted like farts too.

00:26:37.540 It did.

00:26:37.900 When I drank it and I was like, mmm, so good.

00:26:39.840 Then I burped later and I was like, farts?

00:26:41.860 Farts?

00:26:42.700 When did I swallow farts?

00:26:43.540 When did I swallow farts?

00:26:45.420 I remember sucking on farts.

00:26:49.140 So she says, I couldn't see it, which is strange since I am very sensitive. 0.78

00:26:52.900 So this is a lot of, man, I don't know.

00:26:56.080 I wonder where she was.

00:26:59.080 Oh, okay.

00:26:59.700 Well, we have some answers to that in the next paragraph.

00:27:01.620 Well, you didn't finish reading.

00:27:03.820 So the grounds were very old and tainted.

00:27:06.460 Yeah.

00:27:06.700 Had been an area of oil mining long ago.

00:27:09.000 That was, so those were like oil pinions.

00:27:11.980 Oh, okay.

00:27:12.460 There we go.

00:27:13.140 And I found out my home had once been a bed and breakfast place.

00:27:17.180 I know there was good spirits there, but bad outweighed them.

00:27:20.220 I continue to warn others of moving there.

00:27:23.380 They struck Earl is what Bron James says.

00:27:26.400 Oh, that's another thing.

00:27:27.480 I guess this is inside baseball, but Nancy, feel free. 0.99

00:27:32.740 You can click on whatever chat you'd like to bring it on the screen.

00:27:35.740 We'll give you that permission.

00:27:36.960 Should we give her that permission? 0.99

00:27:37.920 She's allowed to.

00:27:38.600 Yeah.

00:27:38.900 We'll allow it.

00:27:39.720 You can click on people's comments and bring them on the screen, whatever.

00:27:43.100 Anywho, you want to pick up from here?

00:27:45.160 Yeah.

00:27:45.440 So they moved across the street from a church.

00:27:48.600 His mom became a Christian and he hasn't seen anything since.

00:27:52.240 On the surface level, this seems like a ghost story,

00:27:55.280 but recently I've reflected on it.

00:27:57.720 The windows are around eight to 10 feet high.

00:28:00.420 That's some Nephilim height.

00:28:01.840 That's what I was saying.

00:28:02.580 I was like, why would they be up so high?

00:28:05.220 Yeah.

00:28:05.360 You picked up on that immediately.

00:28:06.540 On the first floor, like for a basement apartment,

00:28:09.120 I've seen that before because you're like below level

00:28:11.420 and that's where you put windows.

00:28:12.560 But to have the windows really high up,

00:28:15.860 I don't know why you would do that in a house.

00:28:18.800 Well, I like a tall window, but that's not a tall window.

00:28:21.660 I like a floor to ceiling window.

00:28:23.200 I like a window I can see out of.

00:28:24.520 Yeah.

00:28:25.080 I don't have to get a stepladder to peer out of the window.

00:28:28.480 That's weird.

00:28:29.320 That is weird.

00:28:30.480 And there's probably a portal in the bathroom.

00:28:32.720 Just saying.

00:28:33.320 Right.

00:28:33.940 Where the dude.

00:28:35.040 Portal potties.

00:28:35.860 Yeah.

00:28:36.460 Portal potties.

00:28:37.340 Shout out TopLobster.com.

00:28:39.080 On top of that, cemetery water.

00:28:42.220 It's no wonder that place is a hotspot for dark energy.

00:28:45.800 The cemetery water.

00:28:46.940 Right.

00:28:47.100 He said that there's a river that flows through or by the house

00:28:53.040 that flows from the cemetery.

00:28:54.540 It's gross.

00:28:55.640 Yeah.

00:28:56.060 Yeah.

00:28:56.520 The smell.

00:28:56.960 I mean, maybe that's where the smell of sulfur comes from.

00:28:58.600 Probably not.

00:28:59.720 But yeah, there's something significant about that,

00:29:01.820 like energy being transferred down.

00:29:03.240 Yeah, yeah.

00:29:03.260 Flowing water.

00:29:04.200 Right.

00:29:04.500 We picked up on that in that episode that we just did with Trent.

00:29:07.840 His name was Trent, right?

00:29:10.400 Trent Hudson.

00:29:11.740 Troy Hudson. 1.00

00:29:13.000 Shit. 1.00

00:29:13.380 That's why he didn't invite you to the place. 0.99

00:29:14.860 You're good, man.

00:29:15.780 Yeah.

00:29:15.960 We tried to get him to invite us after the show and he was like.

00:29:18.180 He's like, not you guys.

00:29:19.360 Not you guys.

00:29:19.660 Not you.

00:29:20.220 I don't blame him. 0.97

00:29:21.380 I hope you retards enjoyed this. 1.00

00:29:22.940 It's one of those moments I'll always see in my mind.

00:29:25.860 So it's nice to just get it off my chest.

00:29:28.340 Okay.

00:29:28.820 Goodbye.

00:29:29.700 Should we say these words now?

00:29:31.160 No, we're better people now.

00:29:33.300 He's trying to. 0.97

00:29:33.960 Milkus Dogus is trying to get us to say nigger. 1.00

00:29:35.860 Damn it, Milkus. 1.00

00:29:36.960 Damn it, David. 1.00

00:29:37.800 Wait a second. 1.00

00:29:38.860 The gun.

00:29:39.500 Oh, chocolate.

00:29:41.100 Yeah.

00:29:41.540 The gun.

00:29:42.240 I mean, every time we do it, you just can't.

00:29:44.980 It's got to.

00:29:45.860 Yeah.

00:29:46.640 One day he's going to end up shooting through the TV here.

00:29:49.760 It's going to be bad.

00:29:51.000 But all right.

00:29:51.400 No more cursing for real.

00:29:52.320 Yeah.

00:29:52.460 We're not going to do that anymore, Milkus.

00:29:54.740 We only did that for you because we love you.

00:29:58.200 Okay, Daddy.

00:29:59.340 Okay, fine.

00:30:00.080 Perfect.

00:30:00.200 Thank you, Daddy.

00:30:01.060 Thank you, Daddy, for the submission.

00:30:02.900 Yeah.

00:30:04.620 You know.

00:30:05.320 Very spooky story.

00:30:06.100 It reminds me of the house that I sort of grew up in.

00:30:08.980 It reminds me that these are the type of characters that we attract.

00:30:12.680 And you know what I mean?

00:30:14.260 Like lifelong.

00:30:16.140 She just goes, how do I click on comments?

00:30:17.720 I don't see them here.

00:30:18.580 Never mind. 0.96

00:30:19.040 I'm retarded. 0.98

00:30:19.620 That's why we picked you. 0.96

00:30:20.600 Yeah, you just, you literally click on them.

00:30:22.240 Yeah.

00:30:22.380 When you see them, you can click on them.

00:30:25.180 And that puts them on the screen.

00:30:27.940 If you click on them again, you click on them.

00:30:31.120 There they go.

00:30:31.680 And you click on them again and they go back away.

00:30:33.380 There you go, Nancy.

00:30:34.540 You're crushing it.

00:30:34.780 What, which story do you want to read next?

00:30:36.600 Because we have, we do have some bangers in the chat.

00:30:39.340 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:30:39.700 Well, we have, I guess we keep going and sort of, what about, wait.

00:30:44.160 Oh, red hoodie updates.

00:30:46.120 Yeah.

00:30:46.500 Maybe we should do that because that one's fresh in our mind.

00:30:48.820 I like that.

00:30:49.460 Oh, I could see Nancy cleaning up the drive as we go along. 0.94

00:30:53.020 That was me.

00:30:53.700 Oh.

00:30:54.180 Okay, perfect.

00:30:54.940 So, um.

00:30:55.480 I was going to give her a raise. 0.60

00:30:56.860 No.

00:30:57.440 Yeah.

00:30:57.880 Well, we'll talk about it.

00:30:59.180 But go ahead.

00:30:59.720 Let's go to Red Hoodie update.

00:31:01.140 Red Hoodie.

00:31:01.540 Guys, you remember Red Hoodie.

00:31:02.880 Yeah, just from last week.

00:31:04.060 It was only last week.

00:31:05.240 It was, Red Hoodie wasn't the guy that said he was a.

00:31:08.120 Yeah, Red Hoodie was the guy that was in his backyard that said there was a guy with a spear

00:31:11.880 and a sword in his backyard.

00:31:12.980 It was like he was kind of a normal neighbor.

00:31:15.680 Right.

00:31:15.860 Until he's out gardening at 2 a.m.

00:31:18.020 And he's seemingly having schizophrenic breaks.

00:31:20.000 And they're looking for a suspect in his neighborhood with a red hoodie.

00:31:23.960 And this guy thinks it's funny to go out in a red hoodie and just stand on his lawn,

00:31:27.540 which is good.

00:31:28.600 Oh, she can't do it.

00:31:29.480 She doesn't have admin.

00:31:30.460 Okay, that's a problem.

00:31:31.300 We'll figure that out after.

00:31:32.660 Oh, God.

00:31:34.080 Sorry, guys.

00:31:34.720 Nancy can't cook. 1.00

00:31:36.440 What?

00:31:37.280 All right.

00:31:37.860 So, so Red Hoodie update from FJ Fool.

00:31:40.900 You can call me FJ Fool.

00:31:42.600 Oh, we already did.

00:31:43.480 We just did it.

00:31:44.040 There we go.

00:31:44.800 Oh, I'm one of your.

00:31:46.360 Oh, wait.

00:31:49.280 I'm one of your Patreon subscribers.

00:31:51.820 Very cool.

00:31:53.680 Very cool.

00:31:55.080 On July 31st, you read my last submission, Red Hoodie, about my schizophrenic neighbor who

00:31:59.800 watered and screamed at his garden all night.

00:32:02.440 Since you're in such a desperate need for Chronicles submissions, I resent that.

00:32:06.780 That's not.

00:32:08.620 Chroniclesnds at gmail.com, guys.

00:32:09.980 If you have any, any stories you'd like to submit, especially coherent ones.

00:32:14.080 I thought I'd send this update.

00:32:15.200 Yeah, please make them coherent.

00:32:16.440 Wait up.

00:32:16.700 Before we continue, what advice do we give him any advice on what to do?

00:32:22.480 No.

00:32:23.540 Okay, good.

00:32:24.960 Because I don't want this to be tragic and then to be my fault.

00:32:27.420 Yeah.

00:32:28.240 Oh, oh, my God.

00:32:29.260 Jin has brought up an excellent point.

00:32:31.280 We are at the 30-minute mark, and it's time to kick the pours.

00:32:37.900 Sad.

00:32:38.500 Yeah.

00:32:38.820 It's sad, but true.

00:32:39.620 It is.

00:32:40.000 It is sad, and it is true. 1.00

00:32:41.660 Guys, you disgust us, and we don't want you here unless you pay, in which case we love

00:32:46.840 you very much.

00:32:47.380 You can go to patreon.com.

00:32:48.300 You can pay forward slash NephilimBestSquad, of course, and gain access to episodes before

00:32:53.660 they are released to the general public.

00:32:56.900 Also, Bohemian Grove tickets.

00:32:58.380 They're going to drop at some point, and you guys are going to have access to them.

00:33:01.960 Also, we're going to be at ... This is a quick thing to say.

00:33:06.120 We're going to be at a, quite frankly, Jamboree Soiree, which is a two-day thing.

00:33:12.540 One day is a Jamboree.

00:33:13.520 One day is a Soiree.

00:33:14.460 It's in New York.

00:33:16.640 Mm-hmm.

00:33:17.500 It's September 5th and 6th, I believe.

00:33:18.820 It's like Westchester, New York, something like that.

00:33:20.520 I don't even know what that is.

00:33:21.660 Is it nice?

00:33:23.100 Yeah, out there is nice.

00:33:24.020 Okay.

00:33:24.280 I thought he was inviting us to like-

00:33:25.660 The ghetto.

00:33:26.220 Yeah, someplace gross. 0.52

00:33:27.020 I didn't really want to know.

00:33:27.820 It's going to be nice.

00:33:28.900 If you're looking, I think the tickets are still available, if you go to Quite Frankly,

00:33:31.640 not to the VIP experience.

00:33:33.280 That's already sold out.

00:33:34.140 But to the main thing, if you're somebody who's in New York who couldn't make Bohemian Grove

00:33:37.620 who wants to see us, maybe you've got a knife with our name on it. 0.87

00:33:41.200 You want to stick it into our lungs. 0.96

00:33:42.740 No.

00:33:43.500 We don't do that.

00:33:44.500 All right.

00:33:44.800 Fine.

00:33:46.340 We've made a lot of enemies.

00:33:48.040 We have.

00:33:49.140 Yeah.

00:33:49.520 Don't say that to them.

00:33:50.420 All right.

00:33:50.660 Fine.

00:33:50.800 Come say hi.

00:33:51.400 Come say hi.

00:33:52.060 Go to QuiteFrankly.tv or something like that.

00:33:54.800 Go to his website.

00:33:55.560 You'll see it.

00:33:56.280 You can buy tickets.

00:33:56.860 You can come see us.

00:33:57.560 Otherwise, bye.

00:33:59.360 Bye-bye.

00:34:00.000 Bye, guys.

00:34:00.800 I got dreams.

00:34:03.080 All right.

00:34:03.640 So let's get back to it.

00:34:04.900 We're going to read more stuff now that we're here with the wealthy people.

00:34:12.000 Feels nicer.

00:34:12.760 Smells better in here.

00:34:13.760 Yeah.

00:34:14.000 Actually.

00:34:14.780 It's still a little sweaty.

00:34:16.660 Yeah.

00:34:17.080 But we're good.

00:34:17.660 All right.

00:34:17.720 Well, you know what it is when we're live?

00:34:21.000 Sulfur.

00:34:22.320 And then we get rid of the pores and it's just like, man, nice crisp air.

00:34:26.740 Anywho.

00:34:27.740 Where was I?

00:34:28.400 All right.

00:34:30.400 Okay.

00:34:30.620 So if you're looking for Chronicles submissions, especially coherent ones, I thought I'd send

00:34:34.320 this update.

00:34:34.920 Red Hoodie's episode continued throughout the next day, although he had calmed down significantly

00:34:41.760 and seemed to have made friends with his invisible visitors.

00:34:45.100 These are the guys with the sword and the spear.

00:34:48.500 Oh, right, right.

00:34:49.220 Yeah.

00:34:49.960 The warriors that he found in his yard.

00:34:51.600 The following morning, I was working from home.

00:34:54.420 A few minutes after my wife had left for work, she called me from a nearby gas station because 0.99

00:34:58.420 she had somehow locked herself out of her car.

00:35:01.040 I drove to her location, let her in her car and returned home.

00:35:04.520 When I got there, I saw Red Hoodie standing in his garden, enjoying a cigarette.

00:35:10.600 He spots me and says, woohoo.

00:35:14.480 Hey, hey, let's dance.

00:35:17.900 He says, woohoo.

00:35:19.400 And some furniture to get my attention.

00:35:22.340 Oh, no. 0.98

00:35:22.680 He says it woohoo in the way of an 1800s prostitute. 0.99

00:35:27.300 Oh, like woohoo. 0.97

00:35:29.260 That's weird.

00:35:30.620 Don't like that.

00:35:31.220 Kind of sultry, sexual.

00:35:32.040 That's very creepy.

00:35:33.080 It's alluring.

00:35:34.160 No, not the guy. 0.98

00:35:35.060 The guy that's doing weird shit all night that you're already suspicious of. 0.98

00:35:37.780 Now he's wooing you. 0.96

00:35:38.680 Because it's almost like he knows that you are not liking how he's been behaving.

00:35:44.260 And he goes, woohoo.

00:35:45.840 What's up there, big man?

00:35:47.520 You looking for a companion?

00:35:49.660 That's not good. 0.99

00:35:51.160 To get my attention in the way that an 1800s prostitute might. 1.00

00:35:54.140 How you doing? 0.99

00:35:55.100 No, no, no.

00:35:56.040 Oh, that's what he asked.

00:35:57.480 It's not Red Hoodie.

00:35:59.300 Our guy says, he goes, how are you doing?

00:36:02.620 I asked.

00:36:03.880 Red Hoodie responds.

00:36:05.020 Oh, I'm just hanging in there.

00:36:06.640 I don't like that.

00:36:07.480 Don't do that.

00:36:08.140 Hey, can I get your wife's phone number? 1.00

00:36:11.100 What the fuck? 1.00

00:36:13.400 Wait. 1.00

00:36:14.760 What?

00:36:17.820 Stop it.

00:36:20.920 Whichever one of you guys out there keeps on saying these words.

00:36:23.700 Who keeps making me swear?

00:36:25.320 Who is it?

00:36:25.900 Who keeps making me swear?

00:36:27.020 It's probably just you.

00:36:30.360 Don't let it happen again.

00:36:31.600 Oh, man.

00:36:32.380 There's going to be like a desk pop in here one day.

00:36:35.000 It's going to be crazy.

00:36:36.920 I'm sorry.

00:36:37.360 Do you not see my...

00:36:38.280 I saw the finger.

00:36:39.580 ...unbelievable trigger discipline?

00:36:41.700 Yeah, but...

00:36:42.360 Look at the discipline.

00:36:43.780 I have a SIG, so that might not... 0.97

00:36:45.660 Disgusting.

00:36:46.380 If I pull that, I'd be worried. 0.97

00:36:47.960 Yeah, not a Glock.

00:36:49.380 A Glock is sort of reliable.

00:36:51.240 It's very reliable.

00:36:52.360 That's why I got it.

00:36:53.400 So she said...

00:36:54.840 Woo-hoo. 0.65

00:36:56.280 Yeah, woo-hoo.

00:36:59.780 Can I get your wife's phone number? 1.00

00:37:03.000 Go ahead.

00:37:03.580 Keep going.

00:37:03.680 He goes, as you might imagine, all kinds of unpleasant scenarios began running through my head.

00:37:08.660 Foremost among them, the idea that my wife, for some reason,

00:37:12.360 was now on this guy's radar.

00:37:13.960 I feel like saying foremost among them is...

00:37:16.020 Foreskin among them.

00:37:17.100 It's just like unnecessary.

00:37:19.840 I like it.

00:37:20.480 I like when they use a flowery language to...

00:37:22.700 All right.

00:37:24.880 He'll allow it.

00:37:25.880 I'll allow it.

00:37:26.780 All right.

00:37:27.600 So foremost among them, the idea that my wife, for some reason,

00:37:31.480 was now on this guy's radar and that she might be in danger.

00:37:34.720 Or worse, because she is such a good, God-fearing woman,

00:37:38.560 she had caught the attention.

00:37:40.100 Lowercase g-god. 1.00

00:37:41.120 Yeah, what's up with that, dude?

00:37:42.080 I don't know what's going on.

00:37:42.920 I'm going to fix that for you.

00:37:43.940 Which god?

00:37:44.660 Yeah.

00:37:45.180 Let's go ahead and put that.

00:37:46.360 Lowercase g-gods. 1.00

00:37:47.460 Make that shit big, baby. 1.00

00:37:48.820 All right. 1.00

00:37:49.060 Here we go.

00:37:49.580 That's better.

00:37:50.100 Big g. 0.96

00:37:52.000 She's such a good and God-fearing woman,

00:37:53.920 she had caught the attention of Red Hoodie's sword-wielding,

00:37:57.040 corn-dwelling entities. 0.96

00:37:59.740 Why do you need my wife's phone number? 1.00

00:38:02.020 I ask.

00:38:03.460 She said she might have a job for me doing something.

00:38:07.120 I don't know.

00:38:08.420 You replied.

00:38:09.040 That's awfully vague.

00:38:10.200 Yeah.

00:38:10.840 A job for me.

00:38:11.440 Why do you need my wife's number? 1.00

00:38:12.680 I don't know.

00:38:13.060 She said she might have.

00:38:14.220 Because this guy's like a homeowner.

00:38:15.760 Homeowner.

00:38:16.120 He owns the home right next to them.

00:38:19.440 Yeah.

00:38:20.120 And he's got a job.

00:38:20.880 Well, we don't know if this is a rental.

00:38:22.680 Well, what kind of job are we talking about?

00:38:24.000 Yeah.

00:38:24.240 I think Red Hoodie might be renting.

00:38:26.240 Right.

00:38:26.600 Because I was thinking about that.

00:38:27.660 I was like,

00:38:28.120 what sort of high-functioning schizophrenic owns a home?

00:38:32.100 But then I was like,

00:38:32.720 oh, you don't necessarily like,

00:38:33.920 you don't always rent in an apartment building.

00:38:35.400 Sometimes you could rent a house.

00:38:36.220 I mean, high-functioning schizophrenics run the world. 0.98

00:38:39.080 Touche. 0.96

00:38:39.740 Right?

00:38:40.100 That's true. 1.00

00:38:40.680 They must have their shit together somehow. 0.99

00:38:42.400 Yeah. 0.99

00:38:42.800 Or at least one of their personalities does.

00:38:44.460 I think it's like, 0.87

00:38:45.240 it's in the range of like pedos.

00:38:51.180 Like some pedos you'll find at a supermarket 0.99

00:38:54.100 and you hit them in the head with a pumpkin. 0.99

00:38:55.880 Yeah. 0.98

00:38:57.200 That was wild.

00:38:58.320 Yeah.

00:38:58.480 I like that.

00:38:59.080 And then some.

00:38:59.880 You know what I don't like, by the way?

00:39:01.060 When I smile real big,

00:39:02.180 this camera,

00:39:02.820 this is my actually,

00:39:03.480 my missing tooth camera.

00:39:05.360 That hurts a lot.

00:39:06.580 Man, that hurt.

00:39:07.220 I just saw that on the big screen.

00:39:08.520 I just died inside a little bit.

00:39:10.100 It's crazy.

00:39:10.600 It gives them crazy character.

00:39:11.700 Look, this guy here,

00:39:13.140 the egg guy.

00:39:14.000 Oh, you can't.

00:39:14.540 You got to show them the egg guy.

00:39:15.660 When I animated this,

00:39:17.500 I swear to God,

00:39:18.100 when he talks,

00:39:18.820 he goes,

00:39:19.060 he's missing the same tooth.

00:39:20.700 No, he's not.

00:39:21.900 Stop it.

00:39:22.400 Why do you do that?

00:39:23.200 I didn't do it.

00:39:23.900 AI did it.

00:39:24.560 Yeah, I do see.

00:39:25.320 You see the missing tooth cam.

00:39:26.200 It's crazy.

00:39:26.560 All right.

00:39:27.480 Go ahead.

00:39:27.740 Keep reading.

00:39:30.300 All right.

00:39:31.220 I was sure my wife.

00:39:32.200 I was sure my wife had said no such thing.

00:39:34.560 That's a great song.

00:39:35.960 I was sure my wife.

00:39:37.040 No, no such thing.

00:39:38.280 No, I don't know what song that is.

00:39:39.560 From John Mayer.

00:39:40.320 Oh my God.

00:39:41.380 It is.

00:39:41.820 Nobody listens to John Mayer.

00:39:42.560 Welcome to the real world,

00:39:44.160 she said to me.

00:39:45.360 Look at Nancy. 0.99

00:39:46.460 She's dancing.

00:39:47.540 Condescending me.

00:39:47.920 Oh, there she goes. 0.94

00:39:48.660 Look at her.

00:39:48.940 She's down there.

00:39:49.360 Take a seat.

00:39:50.040 Nancy, really quick. 1.00

00:39:50.900 Do you like that song?

00:39:51.780 Go ahead, Nancy.

00:39:54.820 I don't know that song.

00:39:56.500 Oh, what?

00:39:57.620 Okay.

00:39:58.120 All right.

00:39:58.280 Nobody knows that song.

00:39:59.100 Nobody knows the extensive catalog of John Mayer.

00:40:01.780 We know that song about seeing a girl on the train 0.87

00:40:04.460 that he wanted to have sex with, 0.99

00:40:05.560 but that he couldn't have sex with it. 1.00

00:40:08.360 And that made him sad. 0.98

00:40:10.000 They, the.

00:40:10.940 How did that go?

00:40:11.940 Your body's a wonderland.

00:40:13.240 Your body is a wonderland.

00:40:15.180 That's the worst one.

00:40:16.760 That is pretty much the only John Mayer song I know.

00:40:19.620 I didn't even know that was by John Mayer.

00:40:21.660 All right.

00:40:22.720 She said something in the private chat.

00:40:24.200 What did she say?

00:40:24.900 Go ahead and look at it.

00:40:25.580 Scott knows the song,

00:40:26.520 but I'm just saying.

00:40:27.200 Anyway, you got to continue.

00:40:28.640 Your body is a wonderland.

00:40:31.160 The people love Raven's neck cam.

00:40:35.740 They love, they love it.

00:40:36.840 They're going crazy.

00:40:37.540 They are going crazy.

00:40:39.900 Oh, that's right.

00:40:40.480 We forgot the spooky music.

00:40:41.520 I was sure my wife had said no such thing,

00:40:44.900 but I knew better than to accuse this guy of lying.

00:40:48.800 This guy didn't have just one sword.

00:40:50.920 I will be breathing out of a new hole in my chest.

00:40:54.200 After all, he was just trying to navigate

00:40:57.040 whatever deceitful narrative the voices put in his head.

00:41:00.840 Oh, the voices in his head had patched together for him.

00:41:03.320 I pulled out my phone.

00:41:04.980 I'll give her a call and ask her.

00:41:06.700 I call the cops.

00:41:08.680 That was a lie.

00:41:10.200 Red Hoodie abruptly turned away

00:41:12.060 and began walking towards his house.

00:41:14.120 No, that's okay.

00:41:16.460 Don't worry about it.

00:41:17.660 Why do you make him sound like that? 0.52

00:41:18.980 Like, I'm going to eat you.

00:41:20.740 That guy from the old guy from Family Guy.

00:41:25.900 That's what he feels like. 0.97

00:41:27.060 I'm going to hate you.

00:41:28.120 Don't worry about it. 0.93

00:41:31.080 He'd been caught in his lies.

00:41:32.440 He'd been caught in his lies.

00:41:34.960 Wanting to get this guy some kind of help,

00:41:37.140 I offered him my phone number instead.

00:41:39.000 Let me just say, David.

00:41:39.780 That was a mistake.

00:41:40.760 You could be...

00:41:41.900 Yeah.

00:41:42.280 Let me...

00:41:42.760 I'll pull up this video real quick

00:41:44.140 because I don't think Nancy's going to have access to it.

00:41:47.020 Not on this quick notice.

00:41:48.960 No.

00:41:49.240 You could totally be...

00:41:52.420 Serial killer?

00:41:53.560 The mayor of New York.

00:41:55.000 Oh.

00:41:55.900 Here we go.

00:41:56.520 We'll pull this up.

00:41:57.140 Okay.

00:41:57.900 And we're going to look at the reading skills

00:42:00.100 of the mayor of New York

00:42:01.820 and yours are like far beyond.

00:42:04.100 Let's hear them.

00:42:04.940 Yeah, it's crazy.

00:42:06.340 First off, it's just a tweet too.

00:42:08.020 It's like it's not even like

00:42:08.860 well, he's reading some legislation. 0.97

00:42:10.860 You know, the rats...

00:42:11.900 It's not just a tweet.

00:42:13.380 It's the dude that's filling up the gas

00:42:14.880 and he goes, 0.98

00:42:15.560 black people could be here. 0.99

00:42:16.660 They could be around the corner. 1.00

00:42:18.220 I don't like them.

00:42:19.160 Yeah, yeah.

00:42:19.440 He's reading.

00:42:20.060 He has no idea.

00:42:21.180 But listen.

00:42:21.940 Go ahead.

00:42:22.440 It's great on so many levels.

00:42:23.760 Wait.

00:42:23.860 Is the volume up?

00:42:25.420 Yeah, yeah.

00:42:25.840 We're good.

00:42:26.480 Rats could be here,

00:42:27.940 Eric Adams thought.

00:42:29.180 I had never been in this neighborhood before.

00:42:32.540 Rats could be anywhere.

00:42:35.160 The cool wind felt good

00:42:37.040 against his bald head. 0.96

00:42:39.440 I hate rats, he thought. 0.99

00:42:42.120 You could be a poet. 0.73

00:42:43.260 This guy...

00:42:43.820 You could be a poet.

00:42:45.840 Unbelievable.

00:42:46.280 This dude reads

00:42:47.180 at like a first grade reading level.

00:42:49.120 My daughter reads better than him.

00:42:50.560 Well, what does it take?

00:42:51.280 Because wasn't one of the mayors

00:42:52.760 of New York City

00:42:53.580 a crackhead that got arrested

00:42:55.320 and couldn't go to McDonald's 0.68

00:42:56.680 or something?

00:42:57.120 He couldn't get a job at McDonald's?

00:42:58.420 I think Dinkins was.

00:42:59.640 Yeah, so really, really bizarre

00:43:02.620 when you wonder

00:43:03.380 what the qualifying qualities...

00:43:05.380 Look at how happy he is

00:43:06.340 in his reading.

00:43:06.840 He is very happy.

00:43:07.400 I mean, you could be a poet.

00:43:08.860 I like him, though.

00:43:09.740 I want to watch the rest of it.

00:43:11.040 And particularly,

00:43:12.040 you did a poetry about rats

00:43:13.740 because I hate rats

00:43:16.560 and so do other New Yorkers. 0.84

00:43:18.460 Love the fact

00:43:19.380 that we've had

00:43:20.500 a decrease in rat complaints

00:43:22.060 across the city.

00:43:23.360 Listen,

00:43:24.140 you got to do

00:43:24.940 what's right for New Yorkers 0.99

00:43:26.600 and get rid of rats. 0.99

00:43:28.360 Let me...

00:43:28.680 Hey, hey...

00:43:29.300 The bad...

00:43:29.860 The horrible part about this,

00:43:31.260 and we're trying to get away

00:43:32.140 from this, guys.

00:43:32.640 We're going to get away from this.

00:43:33.780 But they're talking 0.94

00:43:34.580 about black people.

00:43:35.700 That's exactly...

00:43:36.420 Hey, Grok,

00:43:36.900 is this a racist dog whistle?

00:43:39.140 It's like,

00:43:39.460 absolutely it is.

00:43:40.280 Absolutely it is.

00:43:41.120 All right, so...

00:43:42.320 That's crazy.

00:43:44.200 Okay, so...

00:43:45.000 I'm just saying

00:43:45.400 we're doing a great job.

00:43:46.800 We are doing a great job.

00:43:47.860 I wanted to say 0.99

00:43:48.440 we're doing a fucking great job, 0.98

00:43:49.720 but then... 0.97

00:43:52.580 Don't...

00:43:54.300 We're trying to be better.

00:43:56.240 And you're really messing it up.

00:43:59.600 Okay.

00:44:00.160 You're right.

00:44:00.580 You're right.

00:44:00.860 You're right.

00:44:01.120 You're right.

00:44:01.360 You're right.

00:44:01.620 Let's clean it up.

00:44:03.180 Be reasonable.

00:44:04.220 Nancy, clean it up. 1.00

00:44:05.500 Yeah, Nancy, cut it out. 1.00

00:44:07.900 Where were we?

00:44:09.880 That's okay.

00:44:10.700 Don't worry about it.

00:44:12.500 You've been caught in his lie.

00:44:17.300 Wait, wait, wait.

00:44:18.180 Okay, thank you.

00:44:19.620 Wanting to get this guy...

00:44:20.520 We read this.

00:44:21.500 I gave him my phone number. 1.00

00:44:22.460 That was dumb as shit. 1.00

00:44:23.480 I don't know why 1.00

00:44:23.820 you would give the schizophrenic guy 0.96

00:44:24.780 your phone number.

00:44:25.360 I offered him my phone number.

00:44:26.360 He refused at first

00:44:27.520 and then accepted.

00:44:28.440 That's got to be mentally jarring.

00:44:30.300 That's got to be

00:44:31.340 an indicator that you should

00:44:33.080 have never done that.

00:44:33.960 I keep doing this to Matt.

00:44:35.480 Matt goes,

00:44:36.040 every time he calls me,

00:44:36.820 he goes,

00:44:37.080 is it okay that I call you?

00:44:38.280 Yeah.

00:44:38.500 I feel like we're friends

00:44:39.400 and I'm like,

00:44:39.960 not really.

00:44:40.600 Oh, coffee shop Matt.

00:44:41.700 Coffee shop Matt.

00:44:42.940 I go, not really.

00:44:44.200 And he was like,

00:44:45.020 I got some ideas

00:44:45.760 I wanted to run by you.

00:44:46.620 Can I say him?

00:44:47.620 And I'm like, nope.

00:44:48.820 Yeah.

00:44:49.120 And he goes, 1.00

00:44:49.700 shit, man. 1.00

00:44:50.380 And I just let him hang there. 1.00

00:44:52.960 And then he tells me anyway.

00:44:53.840 I'm like, I like his style.

00:44:54.980 But whatever.

00:44:55.320 Keep going.

00:44:55.680 Keep going.

00:44:55.900 Okay.

00:44:56.560 Yeah.

00:44:57.060 Hey.

00:44:57.700 Hey.

00:44:58.940 Let's dance.

00:45:02.180 All right.

00:45:02.640 All right.

00:45:02.840 All right.

00:45:03.100 All right.

00:45:03.540 Okay.

00:45:04.400 So I want to get this guy

00:45:05.880 some kind of help.

00:45:06.520 You know what's funny

00:45:07.140 when he says at first

00:45:08.040 he refused

00:45:08.900 and then he accepted?

00:45:10.660 His real self was like,

00:45:12.280 no, don't do that.

00:45:13.380 You don't want to do that.

00:45:14.040 And then the demons were like,

00:45:15.260 do you know what?

00:45:15.680 On second thought,

00:45:16.740 I'll take it.

00:45:17.580 That's not good.

00:45:18.520 You know the things

00:45:19.320 we could do with this number?

00:45:21.060 So after living next to him

00:45:23.540 for four years,

00:45:24.180 I finally learned his name.

00:45:26.340 Aaron.

00:45:27.580 I know.

00:45:28.420 Aaron. 0.96

00:45:28.860 It's pretty shitty 0.85

00:45:29.520 that I didn't learn his name

00:45:30.500 week one,

00:45:31.220 but we don't exactly live

00:45:32.360 in a high trust society

00:45:33.340 these days, do we?

00:45:34.560 I don't really know

00:45:35.300 people's names either.

00:45:36.060 Yeah, I don't know anybody's name.

00:45:36.880 There's a lady, 1.00

00:45:37.800 the lady at the shop

00:45:39.120 that I've seen a bunch of times.

00:45:40.380 I've been,

00:45:40.780 I mean, I just,

00:45:41.440 I think her name's Big Bird 0.93

00:45:42.460 because it's not nice.

00:45:43.760 It's not nice at all.

00:45:44.820 Yeah.

00:45:45.000 Why don't you say that?

00:45:45.920 You say your name immediately?

00:45:46.860 You called her Big Bird to her face? 1.00

00:45:47.820 I didn't say that.

00:45:48.480 Okay.

00:45:49.040 I was just like,

00:45:49.440 just a coffee.

00:45:50.520 All right.

00:45:51.280 But,

00:45:51.720 just a coffee.

00:45:52.940 But,

00:45:54.040 I didn't remember your name

00:45:56.780 at first for a long time.

00:45:59.320 I was like,

00:45:59.560 I don't remember this guy's name.

00:46:00.700 Yeah.

00:46:01.680 I only just learned

00:46:02.820 your last name

00:46:03.380 maybe last month.

00:46:04.360 Don't say it.

00:46:05.120 I'm not going to say it,

00:46:06.000 but I was like,

00:46:06.620 I was just,

00:46:07.120 I was just going through

00:46:08.360 like all the last names

00:46:09.440 that I knew.

00:46:10.700 Like a lexicon of last names

00:46:12.240 and every one I said,

00:46:13.080 I was like,

00:46:13.300 that's not his last name.

00:46:15.060 Pretty sure that's not

00:46:15.780 his last name.

00:46:16.240 Some Spanish.

00:46:16.900 I don't know what it is.

00:46:18.980 What is she saying?

00:46:21.120 Click on that.

00:46:21.700 I want to see that.

00:46:22.320 I am,

00:46:22.840 Ginny,

00:46:23.040 and Top is really mean.

00:46:24.000 He won't even let me use

00:46:24.940 his restroom.

00:46:25.840 He tells me to go outside.

00:46:27.020 All right.

00:46:28.740 Day one,

00:46:29.400 and she's divulging

00:46:30.120 company secrets.

00:46:31.480 Well,

00:46:31.660 yeah.

00:46:32.380 This is a men's restroom. 1.00

00:46:33.940 Chocolate cam.

00:46:35.280 It's a men's restroom.

00:46:36.560 So,

00:46:36.760 I mean,

00:46:37.040 we don't do mixed bathrooms here. 0.89

00:46:39.680 This is Florida,

00:46:40.560 Nancy.

00:46:40.960 This isn't Nevada. 0.79

00:46:43.140 So you piss outside.

00:46:44.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:44.680 We don't do that woke shit here. 0.99

00:46:46.160 And if you got to go number two, 1.00

00:46:47.260 you got to go home.

00:46:49.100 You got to go home.

00:46:51.720 I went out.

00:46:52.580 I'm sorry.

00:46:53.040 I went inside my home

00:46:54.320 and began working on my laptop.

00:46:56.060 A few hours later,

00:46:56.700 I received a text

00:46:57.760 from Red Hoodie.

00:46:59.920 It is as follows.

00:47:01.500 Red Hoodie.

00:47:02.180 Hey.

00:47:02.580 No.

00:47:03.540 Hey.

00:47:04.060 Oh.

00:47:04.920 Can you ask the wife

00:47:06.020 of any news

00:47:06.920 on where they're picking me up?

00:47:10.300 I'm not sure if she knows.

00:47:12.220 Let me check with her. 0.97

00:47:13.680 Who's picking you up?

00:47:16.180 This answer is crazy.

00:47:18.560 The police.

00:47:21.280 Gotcha.

00:47:22.240 Let me ask.

00:47:23.060 Give me a couple of minutes.

00:47:27.020 I wasn't sure what to make of this.

00:47:28.360 Had Aaron imagined

00:47:29.340 that the police

00:47:29.940 were coming to arrest him?

00:47:31.320 Hold on.

00:47:31.800 I got to call something out

00:47:32.540 in the chat.

00:47:33.020 Yeah, please. 1.00

00:47:34.700 This shit sucks, dog. 1.00

00:47:36.640 Yo, it is the best. 1.00

00:47:37.800 This is Limoncello Le Croix.

00:47:40.860 I don't like it.

00:47:41.460 It's like a creamsicle.

00:47:44.240 I don't think that sentence

00:47:45.760 has ever been spoken.

00:47:47.220 I don't like it.

00:47:48.520 It's like a creamsicle.

00:47:50.340 Creamsicles are delicious.

00:47:51.920 They're great,

00:47:52.780 but I don't,

00:47:53.300 I'm not drinking.

00:47:54.080 So what is the problem?

00:47:54.720 I'm not here for a creamsicle.

00:47:56.140 I'm here for a sparkly.

00:47:57.800 Yeah, sparkling water.

00:48:00.580 This is none of those things.

00:48:01.540 Well, it does sparkle.

00:48:02.740 I mean, you know,

00:48:03.340 it's got,

00:48:03.740 it's got a saying.

00:48:04.400 Listen, here's the thing.

00:48:05.160 You could be anything

00:48:06.140 you wanted to be.

00:48:07.020 You said you were going

00:48:07.780 to be sparkling water.

00:48:08.780 You decided to be a creamsicle,

00:48:10.420 right?

00:48:10.740 It's weird.

00:48:11.340 What about if it just came out

00:48:13.100 right and said

00:48:13.900 creamsicle flavored

00:48:14.960 sparkling water?

00:48:15.780 Give me the gun. 0.99

00:48:16.300 I'm going to shoot the bottle. 0.99

00:48:17.140 I just want to know. 0.84

00:48:17.980 Huh?

00:48:18.640 If it said it.

00:48:21.660 No, I don't like this.

00:48:22.700 I don't like it because

00:48:23.780 it's good.

00:48:25.040 Okay, but here's the thing.

00:48:26.020 It's probably the most elite

00:48:27.140 Zip Zap water.

00:48:28.980 To get out of my house.

00:48:31.480 You know what, man?

00:48:32.300 I got to tell you,

00:48:32.840 my back is sticking

00:48:33.720 to these chairs

00:48:34.360 because these chairs

00:48:35.400 don't breathe.

00:48:37.160 Nancy takes up

00:48:37.820 a lot of the air

00:48:38.560 in the room.

00:48:39.080 And it's,

00:48:39.660 and it's,

00:48:40.160 and it's 90 degrees

00:48:42.200 in your house.

00:48:43.280 Yeah, but.

00:48:43.860 And before I come over,

00:48:44.900 I say,

00:48:45.400 turn on the AC.

00:48:47.000 Yeah.

00:48:47.200 And then when I,

00:48:47.980 after this,

00:48:48.580 I can guarantee you

00:48:49.380 when I walk out

00:48:50.200 into your hallway

00:48:50.760 and I'll go and

00:48:51.540 I'll finger bang

00:48:52.740 your thermostat

00:48:53.420 and it'll say

00:48:54.140 79 degrees.

00:48:55.860 That's not how we speak now.

00:48:57.140 70 full finger.

00:48:57.920 I almost said the F word

00:48:59.000 and I didn't.

00:49:00.800 I said finger bang,

00:49:01.520 which is better.

00:49:03.040 It's still,

00:49:03.620 we're trying to do

00:49:04.360 so much better.

00:49:05.180 I'm growing.

00:49:05.680 We're growing.

00:49:07.000 Did you guys like our appearance

00:49:08.220 on a quite frankly show

00:49:09.840 last night?

00:49:10.200 I thought that was really good.

00:49:11.860 I wasn't sure

00:49:12.640 what to make of this.

00:49:13.640 No, I get to read this.

00:49:14.780 Oh.

00:49:14.900 Had Aaron imagined

00:49:16.120 that the police

00:49:16.920 were coming to arrest him?

00:49:18.440 Was he expecting

00:49:19.240 a welfare check?

00:49:20.660 Had other neighbors

00:49:21.680 threatened to call

00:49:22.480 the police on him?

00:49:24.020 Whatever it meant,

00:49:25.260 I was relieved to know

00:49:26.560 that he wasn't

00:49:27.820 after my wife.

00:49:30.880 He asked if his wife

00:49:32.300 knew about when

00:49:33.020 they were picking him up.

00:49:34.460 Right.

00:49:35.220 Well, because he probably assumed

00:49:36.640 she's like,

00:49:37.360 she called the cops, right?

00:49:38.540 Yeah.

00:49:39.020 After that weird interaction.

00:49:40.160 After what I did,

00:49:40.920 I'm pretty sure.

00:49:41.420 After I asked for her phone number,

00:49:42.340 I'm pretty sure she called the cops.

00:49:43.940 What is she saying?

00:49:44.900 This is a Christian show.

00:49:46.440 Thank you, Nancy.

00:49:47.180 That's what she's saying

00:49:47.780 in the private chat.

00:49:48.620 And she's right.

00:49:49.740 It's supposed to be.

00:49:50.640 What is this?

00:49:51.280 You know, because we go into it.

00:49:52.280 Now I go into this place

00:49:54.480 and every time he goes,

00:49:55.720 that's Top Lobster. 0.96

00:49:56.520 That's Top Lobster. 0.96

00:49:57.320 And he goes,

00:49:57.840 this guy's got a great podcast.

00:49:59.860 You should listen to it.

00:50:00.880 Oh.

00:50:01.280 And when he says that,

00:50:01.940 I put my head down

00:50:02.720 and I go,

00:50:03.160 shame.

00:50:03.900 You shouldn't listen to it.

00:50:05.100 Yeah, it's interesting

00:50:05.840 because when you do it

00:50:06.640 in a vacuum,

00:50:07.280 you're like,

00:50:07.520 that was a great episode.

00:50:08.640 And then when somebody

00:50:09.580 in the street goes like,

00:50:11.120 what's the name of your show?

00:50:12.240 I go,

00:50:12.540 don't watch that.

00:50:14.860 Yeah,

00:50:15.440 I wouldn't look at that.

00:50:17.020 So that's an indicator.

00:50:18.580 We got to do better.

00:50:19.640 All right.

00:50:20.720 Anywho,

00:50:21.440 I call,

00:50:22.100 oh, I'm sorry.

00:50:22.820 He simply had it in his head

00:50:25.080 that she was somehow involved

00:50:27.700 with getting him help.

00:50:29.440 I called the county's

00:50:30.640 Department of Behavioral Health

00:50:31.860 Crisis hotline

00:50:33.000 while I was on the phone with them.

00:50:36.060 I got another text.

00:50:38.020 Did I just hear two o'clock?

00:50:41.880 What?

00:50:42.700 From who?

00:50:43.680 What does that mean?

00:50:44.540 A text message.

00:50:45.440 You just,

00:50:46.040 did I just hear two o'clock? 1.00

00:50:49.080 Damn, 0.99

00:50:49.480 because the last thing he asked 0.99

00:50:50.780 is like,

00:50:52.060 when?

00:50:52.640 When are they,

00:50:53.740 when they're picking me up?

00:50:54.800 And he's like,

00:50:55.100 I got you, bro.

00:50:55.700 He's like,

00:50:55.940 yeah,

00:50:56.260 give me a couple minutes.

00:50:57.200 And he goes,

00:50:57.760 did I just hear you say two o'clock?

00:50:59.220 Like,

00:50:59.520 hey,

00:50:59.740 no,

00:51:00.020 this is a text.

00:51:01.280 I was like,

00:51:01.540 I didn't say that,

00:51:02.340 but they did.

00:51:03.900 The Behavioral Health Crisis Center

00:51:05.500 said about two o'clock

00:51:06.600 we can pick this guy up.

00:51:08.280 This poor man

00:51:09.420 was still hearing things.

00:51:10.820 Behavioral Health

00:51:12.540 connected me

00:51:13.660 to the local.

00:51:14.100 What a banger follow-up.

00:51:15.000 Good for you.

00:51:15.300 This is great.

00:51:16.200 Yeah,

00:51:16.460 I like this.

00:51:17.160 Thank you,

00:51:17.780 Red Hoodie Conveyor.

00:51:21.620 Behavioral Health

00:51:22.240 connected me

00:51:22.820 to the local PD.

00:51:23.920 They're guessing

00:51:24.340 my last name.

00:51:26.040 Close.

00:51:26.480 Oh,

00:51:27.120 it's 100% Gonzales.

00:51:28.200 Gonzales,

00:51:28.700 but it's close.

00:51:29.580 Middle name,

00:51:30.100 Speedy.

00:51:33.120 It's top lobster,

00:51:34.160 Speedy Gonzales.

00:51:35.640 Oh,

00:51:36.040 by the way,

00:51:36.540 guys,

00:51:37.140 so,

00:51:38.260 so,

00:51:38.820 you know,

00:51:39.460 you guys are our coveted

00:51:41.360 Patreon members,

00:51:42.900 and so I do respect your opinion.

00:51:44.340 Well,

00:51:44.520 I mean,

00:51:44.720 this will also go out to the people we don't like.

00:51:46.880 Right,

00:51:47.040 but I'm looking for an answer right now in real time,

00:51:48.680 so those people don't matter.

00:51:49.660 So,

00:51:50.120 we're working on a news show,

00:51:53.200 right?

00:51:53.900 And many of you may have saw the video that I posted

00:51:57.160 in my new hair and my new attire,

00:52:00.400 getting ready for this new show.

00:52:01.940 We're going to be your new TradCon political pundits.

00:52:06.540 Well,

00:52:06.560 yeah,

00:52:06.800 I mean,

00:52:07.140 listen,

00:52:08.140 it came to me in a dream.

00:52:10.260 It did,

00:52:10.600 yeah.

00:52:11.580 It literally did.

00:52:12.960 I woke up,

00:52:13.820 and I was like,

00:52:14.920 check your phone.

00:52:16.120 And this is a demon's probably,

00:52:17.100 because they always have to look at the phone.

00:52:18.720 But I try not to look at my phone in the middle of the night,

00:52:20.560 because the blue light messes up.

00:52:22.040 I hear that,

00:52:22.520 but you know what?

00:52:22.920 I go right back to sleep,

00:52:24.340 but continue.

00:52:24.860 I can't.

00:52:25.440 So,

00:52:26.220 I go,

00:52:26.500 let me look at my phone,

00:52:27.200 even though I'm not supposed to.

00:52:28.120 I'm not going to,

00:52:28.800 but I look at it anyway,

00:52:29.740 and boom,

00:52:30.120 there's an email from conservative OG.

00:52:33.620 That's really interesting that that happened.

00:52:36.320 Yeah. 0.98

00:52:36.880 FJ fool in the comments is red hoodie guy. 0.98

00:52:40.800 What do you mean? 0.99

00:52:41.480 Was I not supposed to read that out loud,

00:52:43.260 Nancy?

00:52:43.920 Doxed! 0.62

00:52:44.300 There he is!

00:52:45.220 We know who you are.

00:52:47.440 Hi.

00:52:48.220 Doxed.

00:52:48.620 What's your address?

00:52:49.520 Continue,

00:52:49.960 please.

00:52:50.920 What's your neighbor's address?

00:52:53.260 Yeah,

00:52:53.660 so I saw it,

00:52:54.480 and then I was like,

00:52:55.540 what should I do with this?

00:52:56.880 Yeah.

00:52:57.220 And then it said,

00:52:58.100 hey,

00:52:58.280 do you want to be an affiliate?

00:52:59.980 And I was like,

00:53:00.280 I don't know what that means.

00:53:01.200 I wish we had Milkis or Nancy, 0.82

00:53:04.100 Nancy.

00:53:04.820 Nancy.

00:53:05.360 To let me know what affiliate means.

00:53:06.880 Nancy,

00:53:07.080 can you pull up the definition of that?

00:53:08.360 Yeah,

00:53:08.580 please.

00:53:08.840 Because I don't know what it means,

00:53:10.020 so I said,

00:53:10.580 sure.

00:53:11.060 And when you come back with it,

00:53:12.700 read it out loud,

00:53:13.620 please.

00:53:13.920 Because all of this clicking and having us read your things.

00:53:17.200 Don't even put it,

00:53:17.880 don't put it on the screen.

00:53:18.640 Just come on and start telling me what it means.

00:53:21.120 Yeah.

00:53:21.560 But it says,

00:53:22.200 do you want to be an affiliate?

00:53:24.000 I said,

00:53:24.720 yeah,

00:53:25.060 dude,

00:53:25.760 I do want that.

00:53:26.820 Yeah.

00:53:27.500 So bad,

00:53:28.280 dude.

00:53:28.740 So bad.

00:53:30.220 So I just said,

00:53:31.080 like,

00:53:31.240 accept.

00:53:32.220 And then it puts it next to my name,

00:53:33.900 and it says Top Lobster now,

00:53:35.320 with my little check,

00:53:36.260 and then it goes conservative.

00:53:38.160 Conservative OG.

00:53:39.620 Does it say that?

00:53:40.340 It says conservative OG,

00:53:41.760 which is tremendous. 0.99

00:53:43.260 It's a tremendously gay thing to have next to you. 1.00

00:53:45.360 I don't think it says OG. 0.96

00:53:45.520 Oh,

00:53:45.680 it says,

00:53:46.320 it has,

00:53:46.800 go ahead,

00:53:47.180 click on it.

00:53:47.720 No,

00:53:47.920 no,

00:53:48.040 it just says conservative.

00:53:48.720 No,

00:53:48.860 but if you click on it,

00:53:50.060 click on the little badge.

00:53:51.200 Yeah,

00:53:51.420 we'll pull up on the screen.

00:53:52.480 Okay.

00:53:53.160 You click on that little badge.

00:53:54.520 There,

00:53:54.760 so you can,

00:53:55.160 I'm a conservative now.

00:53:56.740 And then when you click on it,

00:53:57.860 don't show that banner.

00:53:59.420 It goes,

00:53:59.920 look,

00:54:00.220 oh,

00:54:00.620 oh,

00:54:00.900 oh,

00:54:01.140 okay.

00:54:01.440 It's just at conservative OG.

00:54:02.960 That's their app.

00:54:06.140 Self-conservative.

00:54:07.060 I,

00:54:07.320 I'm,

00:54:08.280 I don't like modernity,

00:54:10.220 although I've got a lot of lights here.

00:54:12.080 That's true.

00:54:12.620 And also we're doing something with that technology,

00:54:15.200 but yeah.

00:54:15.740 And I'm super traditional.

00:54:17.140 Yeah.

00:54:17.320 You're very traditional.

00:54:18.340 Yeah.

00:54:19.240 Yeah.

00:54:20.060 So I'm like,

00:54:20.640 I like that.

00:54:21.720 Maybe.

00:54:22.460 But I was like,

00:54:23.020 I,

00:54:23.240 do I want to be affiliated?

00:54:24.440 Like,

00:54:24.600 I don't know.

00:54:25.200 Well,

00:54:25.320 now we're going to be affiliated.

00:54:28.220 Can you bring up,

00:54:29.140 can you bring up my,

00:54:29.860 my video?

00:54:30.340 I'd like to show the people,

00:54:31.500 you know,

00:54:32.180 what,

00:54:32.380 what,

00:54:32.640 what it looks like.

00:54:33.580 And so we're going to,

00:54:34.680 we're going to create this,

00:54:35.560 this new,

00:54:36.360 you know,

00:54:38.080 news network.

00:54:39.440 And,

00:54:39.920 and so that we can bring people conservative content that,

00:54:43.460 you know,

00:54:44.120 traditional conservative content.

00:54:46.460 And,

00:54:46.960 but you have to look the part,

00:54:48.760 obviously to be a news,

00:54:50.780 a pundit,

00:54:52.240 you know,

00:54:52.580 a correspondent.

00:54:53.200 And so this is what we're,

00:54:54.720 what we're working on.

00:54:55.500 And I wonder what your thoughts on it are.

00:54:57.620 Go ahead.

00:54:58.020 Let her rip. 1.00

00:54:59.400 Mm-hmm.

00:55:03.440 Good,

00:55:03.960 good hair,

00:55:05.360 huh?

00:55:05.940 It actually is really great.

00:55:08.580 I like it.

00:55:09.760 I mean,

00:55:10.220 what's the,

00:55:10.960 who's this guy?

00:55:11.680 What's his name?

00:55:12.980 Oh,

00:55:13.520 well that,

00:55:14.260 his,

00:55:14.760 he's a,

00:55:15.420 our,

00:55:15.860 our political correspondent of the evening.

00:55:18.300 Ray,

00:55:19.200 Raymond Vinn.

00:55:20.420 Raymond Vinn.

00:55:21.980 Vinn.

00:55:22.360 Yeah.

00:55:22.940 Very nice.

00:55:23.600 Ray Vinn.

00:55:24.320 Okay.

00:55:24.600 Nick Fuentes in 10 years.

00:55:25.940 That's it.

00:55:26.380 Yeah.

00:55:26.680 Yeah.

00:55:26.960 Yeah.

00:55:27.180 So Nick Fuentes has been outed as a, 0.81

00:55:29.560 a wispy homosexual. 0.99

00:55:31.120 And so we need, 0.99

00:55:32.600 we need,

00:55:33.040 we need new heroes.

00:55:33.880 Isn't it crazy how back and forth I go on?

00:55:36.000 I mean,

00:55:36.320 I guess you don't know,

00:55:37.660 but on Nick Fuentes where I'm like,

00:55:38.960 really like this guy.

00:55:39.960 I like him period. 0.98

00:55:41.240 But he is a wispy homosexual. 1.00

00:55:42.620 But I'm like, 0.99

00:55:43.020 he's definitely a fed.

00:55:43.900 As a dude that,

00:55:44.940 that,

00:55:45.320 you know, 0.97

00:55:45.920 it looks very gay. 0.78

00:55:47.660 Are you outing him right now? 0.82

00:55:48.840 I'm an authority on this,

00:55:50.060 on the matter.

00:55:50.760 Yeah.

00:55:51.320 And I say,

00:55:51.840 yeah,

00:55:52.000 he's,

00:55:52.380 he's a, 0.97

00:55:53.040 a wispy homosexual. 0.99

00:55:56.700 So anyway, 0.98

00:55:57.640 I just wonder,

00:55:58.460 so,

00:55:58.620 so Raven,

00:55:59.380 and then I think,

00:56:00.060 you know,

00:56:00.400 you should be,

00:56:02.100 uh,

00:56:03.400 uh,

00:56:04.560 Todd Lasson.

00:56:05.820 Todd Lass,

00:56:07.140 Lass.

00:56:07.500 Lassner.

00:56:08.300 Lass.

00:56:08.520 Todd Lassner.

00:56:09.980 Les,

00:56:10.300 Lesner.

00:56:11.440 Brock Lesner.

00:56:13.060 Todd Lesner.

00:56:13.980 Is actually kind of Todd Lassner.

00:56:16.040 Okay.

00:56:16.340 That's fine.

00:56:16.780 We'll figure it out,

00:56:17.420 but we're going to be giving,

00:56:18.120 just bringing you news.

00:56:19.360 Raven.

00:56:19.980 Those guys are bringing you news.

00:56:21.060 Raven and Todd Lassner.

00:56:22.260 Yeah.

00:56:22.360 Those guys who we've hired.

00:56:25.140 Yeah.

00:56:25.600 To be part of our,

00:56:26.940 we totally pay them.

00:56:32.600 This poor man was still hearing things.

00:56:35.620 Uh,

00:56:36.540 behavioral health connected me to the local PD.

00:56:38.660 The police told me that they weren't aware of any current issue with Aaron,

00:56:42.200 but they'd had interactions with him in the past.

00:56:45.080 They promised to conduct a welfare check in partnership with behavioral health at two

00:56:50.580 o'clock.

00:56:51.220 I felt terrible for calling the police on this guy.

00:56:53.340 I could have just gone over and shot Aaron's dog myself and save the police.

00:56:58.300 The trouble. 0.75

00:56:59.200 Unbelievable.

00:56:59.680 That was what a banger.

00:57:03.120 Yeah.

00:57:03.320 You don't get it twice.

00:57:04.500 We just mess it up once and then you don't get it again,

00:57:06.420 again,

00:57:06.520 again.

00:57:07.220 Uh,

00:57:07.660 I could have just saved the police,

00:57:08.840 the trouble of shooting, 0.96

00:57:09.660 shooting Aaron's dog.

00:57:10.320 But I hoped that if the PD were working closely with behavioral health,

00:57:15.700 that at the very least they might help him get leveled off and adjust his meds.

00:57:20.860 Medication is a poor bandaid,

00:57:23.360 but without some immediate intervention,

00:57:26.620 Aaron might've hurt himself or someone else.

00:57:30.420 Yeah.

00:57:31.060 It's a man.

00:57:32.180 What do you do with people like that?

00:57:33.840 Right?

00:57:34.040 Cause it's like they start to lose their mind and they do need to be sedated in a way,

00:57:37.860 but then they get put on this medication that they're on forever.

00:57:41.120 Yeah.

00:57:41.460 I mean,

00:57:41.720 I have my aunt and,

00:57:42.800 uh,

00:57:42.980 she is schizophrenic and she was explaining,

00:57:46.060 you know,

00:57:46.380 she's like,

00:57:46.780 yeah,

00:57:46.880 when I'm on it,

00:57:47.800 it's like,

00:57:48.340 I'm,

00:57:48.600 I feel like a zombie.

00:57:49.920 So it's like,

00:57:50.480 those are your two options inundated by demons or,

00:57:52.900 uh,

00:57:53.580 zombie.

00:57:55.000 It's horrible.

00:57:55.820 It is.

00:57:56.120 It is really,

00:57:56.700 it is really horrible.

00:57:57.560 I hate it.

00:57:58.940 Uh,

00:57:59.140 several more texts from Aaron came through over the course of the evening.

00:58:02.340 We should make these small TVs,

00:58:03.800 right?

00:58:04.020 These little ones,

00:58:05.140 the pictures.

00:58:05.720 What if we just put some?

00:58:06.740 Anyway,

00:58:07.200 go ahead.

00:58:07.860 Several more texts from Aaron came through over the course of the evening,

00:58:14.600 each more mystifying than the last.

00:58:17.960 I replied to them as vaguely as possible when encouraged him to sit tight and

00:58:21.800 wait for the police to arrive.

00:58:24.400 The night was very peaceful where normally even outside of his

00:58:27.980 schizophrenic episodes,

00:58:29.020 Aaron would be up frequently during the night,

00:58:32.160 turning lights on and,

00:58:33.920 uh,

00:58:34.480 and off.

00:58:35.220 I'm sorry,

00:58:35.860 smoking outside,

00:58:36.760 watering,

00:58:37.560 et cetera.

00:58:38.660 Tonight.

00:58:39.040 There was nothing,

00:58:40.080 no sounds,

00:58:41.440 no lights,

00:58:42.900 no movement.

00:58:45.160 Hmm.

00:58:45.860 Two quiet days later,

00:58:47.440 he reappeared.

00:58:49.580 Aaron told another neighbor that the police had picked him up for possession of a meth pipe

00:58:54.360 that he had found,

00:58:55.880 found,

00:58:56.300 found.

00:58:57.340 Yeah.

00:58:57.820 Yeah.

00:58:58.040 Yeah.

00:58:58.060 I mean,

00:58:58.260 sometimes you do find.

00:59:01.000 How,

00:59:01.420 how dead on are we consistent?

00:59:03.700 Oh yeah.

00:59:04.060 Meth.

00:59:04.600 Yeah.

00:59:04.800 It's just like,

00:59:05.260 yeah,

00:59:05.380 I could have told you that when I used to smoke weed,

00:59:08.200 when I used to smoke,

00:59:09.440 when I used to do meth,

00:59:10.360 um,

00:59:11.560 I was walking with my mom one day through,

00:59:13.400 uh,

00:59:13.620 through a park and this wasn't like super long ago.

00:59:16.680 This was like,

00:59:17.260 maybe,

00:59:17.720 maybe I was like,

00:59:19.100 maybe in my,

00:59:21.280 like maybe 30.

00:59:22.780 Mm.

00:59:23.300 And,

00:59:23.980 um,

00:59:24.360 I'm walking through the park with my mom and,

00:59:28.180 uh,

00:59:28.560 and,

00:59:28.840 and I looked down and there's just a fat sack of weed.

00:59:33.360 Really?

00:59:34.120 Yeah.

00:59:35.000 And then you took it?

00:59:36.540 Well,

00:59:36.960 I,

00:59:37.220 I just couldn't not,

00:59:39.980 I,

00:59:40.300 I like,

00:59:40.800 I reached down and I picked it up and my mom looked at it and I looked at it

00:59:44.040 and,

00:59:44.400 and she was like,

00:59:45.240 what are you doing?

00:59:46.900 And I was like,

00:59:47.780 I don't know.

00:59:50.000 Smoking it.

00:59:50.640 No,

00:59:50.880 I,

00:59:51.020 I put it,

00:59:51.680 we were going over a little bridge on a trail in a park.

00:59:53.780 I put it on the railing.

00:59:55.540 Cause I was like,

00:59:56.180 at least somebody else will find it and they'll have a good time.

00:59:58.660 I couldn't,

00:59:58.980 I couldn't,

00:59:59.360 I didn't have the heart to just pick up.

01:00:01.540 It was like a,

01:00:02.260 like an eighth of weed.

01:00:03.580 Yeah.

01:00:04.040 And you know,

01:00:05.020 would have been cool at the time,

01:00:07.920 but it was a,

01:00:09.380 it was embarrassing.

01:00:10.060 I could feel the shame much like when people go like,

01:00:12.340 what do you do for a living?

01:00:13.720 Yeah.

01:00:14.040 It was the same shame.

01:00:15.560 I don't like that.

01:00:16.460 When my mom was like,

01:00:17.260 what are you,

01:00:17.760 what are you doing?

01:00:18.560 I was like,

01:00:18.840 I do a podcast,

01:00:20.060 a podcast.

01:00:21.060 Like you and everybody else.

01:00:22.380 Huh?

01:00:22.720 What would you rather do?

01:00:23.840 Would you rather pick up the weed in front of your mom? 1.00

01:00:25.760 This is like a personal question for me or like admit to her.

01:00:29.180 I mean,

01:00:29.340 I guess,

01:00:29.640 yeah,

01:00:29.720 I'd admit to where I was a podcaster.

01:00:30.800 They had so they had supposedly come for him around 2 a.m.

01:00:37.700 Just like the voices had told him they would. 1.00

01:00:39.820 Fuck. 1.00

01:00:41.020 Oh, 1.00

01:00:42.580 that's crazy.

01:00:44.480 Did I just hear two o'clock?

01:00:46.180 Yo,

01:00:46.580 that's what,

01:00:47.040 that's what red hoodie said before. 1.00

01:00:49.400 Damn boy. 1.00

01:00:50.740 That's that precognition. 1.00

01:00:52.240 Yeah.

01:00:53.080 Element.

01:00:54.620 Wow.

01:00:55.440 Wow.

01:00:56.020 Indeed.

01:00:56.340 Who knows what the truth was,

01:00:59.660 but I was glad to see him acting normally again by comparison.

01:01:04.040 It's been fine since,

01:01:05.560 but I'd like to find a way to initiate a conversation with him about Dr.

01:01:09.000 Jerry Marsinski.

01:01:09.980 Don't do it.

01:01:10.360 Just show him one episode of we're going to bring it up.

01:01:13.300 This is the advice we gave him last time.

01:01:15.500 Just like,

01:01:15.740 don't do it.

01:01:16.760 Oh yeah.

01:01:17.280 Yeah.

01:01:17.740 Well,

01:01:18.280 well maybe you send him this episode in this episode.

01:01:22.540 I'm sure he won't stab you.

01:01:23.980 And possibly put the two of them in touch.

01:01:29.260 Cause Dr.

01:01:30.220 Jerry Marsinski doesn't have enough schizophrenics to deal with. 0.99

01:01:33.500 Yeah,

01:01:33.800 dude.

01:01:34.960 Who knows?

01:01:35.920 Oh,

01:01:36.120 I'd love to see Aaron.

01:01:38.160 I'd love to see Aaron.

01:01:40.940 Learn ways to battle this. 0.71

01:01:43.420 Rather than there's a lot of rats in New York city. 0.73

01:01:48.340 I'd love to see Aaron learn ways to battle this thing rather than simply live in a medicated fog.

01:01:53.980 I hope you appreciated this quick update.

01:01:56.000 Peace. 0.97

01:01:57.000 FJ fool. 1.00

01:01:57.900 We did appreciate it. 0.99

01:01:59.080 It was wonderful.

01:02:01.060 Man,

01:02:01.520 I don't know what to tell you.

01:02:02.560 I mean,

01:02:02.920 you know,

01:02:04.480 I wonder how many people reach out to,

01:02:07.580 to Marsinski and go,

01:02:09.260 Hey, 0.66

01:02:09.360 I've got a schizophrenic for you. 0.72

01:02:11.400 Yeah.

01:02:11.680 It's a,

01:02:12.280 I mean,

01:02:13.100 somebody else.

01:02:13.820 I,

01:02:14.100 but I,

01:02:14.500 I tell him where to reach some of these people.

01:02:16.280 Like you can go to the,

01:02:17.920 you can go to the email.

01:02:19.020 Yeah.

01:02:19.260 Go to,

01:02:19.860 Hey,

01:02:19.960 someone was asking for a Vicki, 0.81

01:02:22.060 Joey Anderson.

01:02:22.800 I'm like,

01:02:23.240 well,

01:02:23.320 I'm not going to give you her number,

01:02:24.580 which would be wild.

01:02:25.740 It would be a wild.

01:02:26.420 Yeah.

01:02:26.920 But here's where to reach her.

01:02:29.240 Here's where she's most responsive.

01:02:30.440 Cause that's,

01:02:30.880 that's what these people are there for.

01:02:31.960 Right.

01:02:32.240 They're kind of like asking for this.

01:02:33.620 I mean,

01:02:33.760 yeah.

01:02:34.460 Is that what we're asking for?

01:02:36.160 I'm,

01:02:36.600 I guess.

01:02:37.580 Chronicles NDS at gmail.com.

01:02:39.220 We're asking for it.

01:02:40.460 Yeah.

01:02:40.800 We're not here to help.

01:02:42.320 No disclaimer.

01:02:43.460 We're here to exploit big flashing letters.

01:02:45.660 I don't know how to help.

01:02:47.620 Right.

01:02:48.040 Like,

01:02:48.200 I mean,

01:02:48.380 I guess like the advice that we give you is,

01:02:50.700 is what we sort of know.

01:02:52.920 Yeah.

01:02:53.500 I don't really know anything.

01:02:55.680 Yeah.

01:02:56.980 I don't know.

01:02:57.740 We're trying dude.

01:02:59.380 Good luck.

01:03:00.780 Yeah.

01:03:01.820 Yeah.

01:03:02.060 That's it.

01:03:02.620 Good luck.

01:03:03.900 Chronicles.

01:03:04.480 NDS.

01:03:06.340 Thank you very much.

01:03:08.420 FJ fool for the update.

01:03:09.740 Wonderful update. 0.96

01:03:10.860 I say that we play.

01:03:12.080 We have a lot in here.

01:03:13.380 Some music.

01:03:14.960 Oh,

01:03:15.440 and I have to make a big piss.

01:03:17.360 Again.

01:03:17.860 Well,

01:03:18.020 we're at the hour mark and that's about when I make a piss.

01:03:20.360 It is so crazy.

01:03:21.380 It's a,

01:03:21.640 it's like a Pavlovian dialogue or.

01:03:26.360 Schrodinger's.

01:03:26.960 No. 0.97

01:03:27.600 Dick piss. 0.93

01:03:28.620 No, 0.99

01:03:29.100 Nancy should tell us.

01:03:30.440 Nancy.

01:03:31.320 It's like a Pavlovian reaction where you've been trained.

01:03:34.520 Yeah.

01:03:34.740 When you put headphones on and then talking to him.

01:03:37.460 Remember when we told her to get, 0.64

01:03:38.340 get us a definition and we said,

01:03:39.560 and then read it out loud.

01:03:40.680 And she was like,

01:03:41.180 and then she just said,

01:03:41.940 absolutely not.

01:03:42.940 What was the definition?

01:03:43.880 I don't remember anymore.

01:03:44.820 And I'm,

01:03:45.360 I'm,

01:03:45.800 I could have been educated.

01:03:47.540 NDS suicide hotline is what she recommended.

01:03:50.040 That's actually very funny.

01:03:52.160 I mean,

01:03:52.420 I couldn't handle that.

01:03:53.940 Yeah.

01:03:54.100 She's like,

01:03:54.620 Oh,

01:03:54.740 she's like the girl at your job at work that you give like 10 0.94

01:03:59.200 instructions to and you'll get three.

01:04:01.240 Yeah.

01:04:01.600 You got to tell her a lot of stuff to get anything back.

01:04:03.600 Yeah.

01:04:03.760 If you just tell her one thing.

01:04:05.440 Like you're not,

01:04:05.980 that's not,

01:04:06.420 that's not going to happen.

01:04:07.980 Nancy.

01:04:08.480 Uh,

01:04:08.760 what was the word that we asked you for?

01:04:10.500 And what's the definition?

01:04:12.260 Affiliate.

01:04:13.660 All right.

01:04:14.240 And the definition is officially attached or connect to an

01:04:19.640 organization.

01:04:22.140 Huh?

01:04:23.200 You said like,

01:04:23.880 you're an affiliate.

01:04:24.880 Yeah.

01:04:25.160 So I'm going to,

01:04:25.780 thank you very much,

01:04:30.820 Nancy.

01:04:31.100 That's wonderful help.

01:04:32.120 Um,

01:04:32.640 uh,

01:04:33.060 I,

01:04:33.240 I,

01:04:33.400 you know what I feel like,

01:04:34.120 I feel like she needs to,

01:04:34.880 you need to be more brash.

01:04:37.900 You need to interrupt us.

01:04:39.360 Don't just let us go on,

01:04:40.520 on,

01:04:40.720 on flows of consciousness,

01:04:42.160 uh,

01:04:42.900 and not give us the,

01:04:43.960 the pertinent information that we asked for.

01:04:45.640 Uh,

01:04:46.260 you,

01:04:46.780 you,

01:04:47.240 you need to just interrupt the show and say,

01:04:50.520 uh,

01:04:51.980 affiliate.

01:04:52.800 Could you use it?

01:04:53.720 Use it in a sentence and then use it in a sentence and then,

01:04:57.180 and then define it and then spell it out loud.

01:04:59.040 Is,

01:04:59.460 is,

01:04:59.660 you know what I'm saying?

01:05:00.920 I mean,

01:05:01.200 you're just telling her what she needs to do.

01:05:03.180 That's true.

01:05:03.740 Right.

01:05:03.980 Yeah.

01:05:04.160 Nancy,

01:05:04.560 do whatever works for you.

01:05:06.500 I'm not a good,

01:05:07.520 okay.

01:05:08.560 You know,

01:05:09.020 it's,

01:05:09.200 it's kind of sad.

01:05:10.140 Wow.

01:05:10.860 Hold on a second.

01:05:11.500 I'm looking,

01:05:11.800 I just Googled Toad. 0.99

01:05:12.560 Oh shit. 0.90

01:05:12.960 Toad was on MSN. 1.00

01:05:14.460 Whoa.

01:05:15.360 Yeah.

01:05:15.660 I'm trying to find a Toad song and,

01:05:17.240 and apparently he was on MSN.

01:05:19.760 Let's pull this,

01:05:20.580 this article up.

01:05:21.380 This is an interesting one.

01:05:22.200 Let's read it.

01:05:22.720 Man fired for singing a cover of Kanye's for singing a song,

01:05:27.240 a popular Kanye West song.

01:05:29.740 From a fellow Roman saluter.

01:05:31.860 Oh my God.

01:05:33.280 He appeals to Elon.

01:05:35.220 Whoa.

01:05:35.820 They don't say his name.

01:05:37.480 No,

01:05:37.640 no.

01:05:37.760 Tower Gang Toad.

01:05:38.400 There he goes.

01:05:39.220 Tower Gang Toad.

01:05:40.240 That's so funny.

01:05:41.840 That's so funny.

01:05:43.000 Oh my God.

01:05:43.620 Wow.

01:05:43.920 You made it to MSN.

01:05:44.940 When was this though?

01:05:46.380 Dude,

01:05:46.680 how did this,

01:05:47.080 this is two months ago.

01:05:47.800 How did this go over everybody's head?

01:05:49.320 I don't know.

01:05:49.720 We missed that one.

01:05:50.480 There was a lot going on.

01:05:52.200 Yeah.

01:05:52.400 All right.

01:05:53.000 Well,

01:05:53.140 we have to,

01:05:54.120 yeah,

01:05:54.300 seven seas is coming for me because now I'm affiliate.

01:05:56.980 We're going to need an entire chat to the wellness company.

01:06:00.460 Did you know that? 0.89

01:06:01.360 Amen rat sounds like Nancy. 0.64

01:06:03.780 Really?

01:06:04.320 Yeah.

01:06:04.640 I hopped in a chat with them on discord one time and he started talking and I was like,

01:06:08.080 Oh,

01:06:08.200 Nancy's here.

01:06:08.960 It's not that Nancy sounds like a man. 0.99

01:06:10.440 It's that Amen rat who is a rather large man. 0.99

01:06:14.060 Sounds like a woman. 1.00

01:06:16.200 That's not nice.

01:06:17.080 I love him though.

01:06:18.180 Yeah.

01:06:18.420 He's the best.

01:06:18.820 I do enjoy him.

01:06:21.180 Oh,

01:06:21.580 Toad.

01:06:21.940 How's the piss coming? 0.98

01:06:23.100 I got to piss hard,

01:06:24.040 dude.

01:06:24.520 All right.

01:06:24.940 Well,

01:06:25.240 here we go.

01:06:25.680 That's where the next shot's going to be. 0.91

01:06:26.680 Piss cam.

01:06:27.160 Odd key change,

01:06:35.900 but all right.

01:06:36.380 Short people got no reason. 0.95

01:06:47.100 Short people got no reason. 0.95

01:06:50.600 Short people got no reason to live. 1.00

01:06:54.660 They got little lands and little lies.

01:07:00.760 They walk around telling great big lies. 0.94

01:07:04.280 They got little noses and tiny little teeth. 0.99

01:07:07.860 They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet. 0.93

01:07:11.460 Well, 0.51

01:07:11.700 I don't want no short people.

01:07:15.660 Don't want no short people.

01:07:19.260 Don't want no short people around here. 0.89

01:07:23.160 Short people just aren't the same as you and I.

01:07:37.020 Oh,

01:07:37.900 men are brothers until the day they die.

01:07:41.160 It's a wonderful world.

01:07:45.220 Short people got nobody.

01:07:48.400 Short people got nobody.

01:07:51.860 Short people got nobody to love. 0.97

01:07:55.800 They got little baby legs and they stand so low.

01:08:01.800 You got to pick them up just to say hello.

01:08:05.280 They got little cars that go beep, beep, beep.

01:08:08.800 They got little voices going beep, beep, beep. 1.00

01:08:12.320 They got crummy little fingers and dirty little minds. 1.00

01:08:15.760 They're going to get you every time. 0.99

01:08:19.420 Don't want no short people.

01:08:23.680 Don't want no short people.

01:08:27.040 Don't want no short people around here. 0.89

01:08:31.020 Don't want no short people around here. 0.89

01:09:01.020 Don't want no short people around here. 0.89

01:09:03.700 I wasn't there yet,

01:09:04.940 dude.

01:09:05.440 I was bragging about how professional this show is and you just.

01:09:09.260 We're back.

01:09:09.980 Dude,

01:09:10.240 my back is wet.

01:09:12.440 Yeah,

01:09:12.760 dog.

01:09:13.060 It's so hot in here.

01:09:14.340 My front's wet.

01:09:15.060 It's a sauna.

01:09:16.200 Why is my front wet and your back is wet?

01:09:18.220 My back is wet,

01:09:19.260 dude.

01:09:19.660 What happened? 1.00

01:09:21.460 Fuck. 1.00

01:09:21.940 oh oh no all right that's enough put it away put it away we're gonna read we're gonna read some 1.00

01:09:32.400 more we're gonna get rid of the uh all the bad juju that you just shook out of my bathroom wait

01:09:37.860 raven so amen rat said something he said raven don't just make fun of me without telling everyone

01:09:43.460 i have an album coming out on friday dude if you have an album we will play we will play your music

01:09:51.620 on the piss intermission yeah a hundred percent uh amen rat if you have an album coming out if 0.75

01:09:56.720 that's true where would people find this album name and rat answer us answer us right now we're 0.97

01:10:02.880 not going to proceed with anything until you say that wait okay no listen for real we got to go on

01:10:12.300 with the show okay where's my phone i told us here we go uh who are we reading now there is a a bunch

01:10:18.860 here we could do the gates program oh i like that yeah all right nancy answer us who should we do

01:10:29.000 sounds good that one's three pages jake is a page and a half all right perfect yeah she's good let's

01:10:37.080 do that just stop complaining yeah okay seriously it's off-putting it's part of the show when you

01:10:42.000 complain okay i will point a gun at you the gates program yeah i'm chris rippy hey dude you can't 0.92

01:10:51.560 just dox his whole name again you guys gotta like what are you doing doxing he's the muslim guy that 0.98

01:11:00.000 uh with the crazy dad who wrote to us before did we read that nancy nancy i don't remember is that

01:11:08.700 what we read that maybe we did doxing him it's a good letter what he wrote me i don't remember

01:11:17.340 he said no one knows oh my god it's about demon uh a demon possessed bum that he saw when he was a kid

01:11:24.400 i don't know if i swear too much but i write how i talk so it wow dude hey chris i'm gonna aim a gun 0.90

01:11:32.260 at you this is a christian show and you're you're just swearing my name is rip call me rip don't say 0.97

01:11:39.880 my full name please oh my god and i'm the muslim he wrote this twice and i am the muslim 0.65

01:11:45.860 it is me i am the muslim well you know what's true i mean uh oh i guess people convert to muslimism

01:11:52.460 so yeah who wrote you before muslimianity i do remember now i remember something about a muslim

01:11:58.380 oh yeah he was trying to convince us it was based right yeah like sounds smelly you remember 9-11

01:12:04.220 it's because this story made my back wet oh my god do you remember 9-11 you're trying to tell me

01:12:11.500 you're cool we don't forget you hate our freedoms hashtag we didn't forget

01:12:17.600 all right uh hold on wait wait wait what 0.89

01:12:22.080 stuff sucks dude dude it's really good um he wrote the story about his hat man encounter 0.99

01:12:30.280 and his wild ass demon oppressed pops who once strangled our family dog to death because he 0.99

01:12:36.060 thought shooting it would make the neighbors suspicious why don't i remember that nancy 0.98

01:12:42.360 nancy i don't remember that either

01:12:46.240 did we read this like he i don't remember that is this like a one of those a dude that strangled

01:12:54.440 the family dog to death because he thought shooting it would make the neighbors suspicious

01:12:59.120 dude i don't remember that is this a mandela effect this is crazy oh did like alternate reality

01:13:05.200 yeah did uh did ray venn and uh and todd lossner read that by the way don't forget to go to top

01:13:12.960 lobster.com the website is looking so good dude look i mean yeah it just reminded me

01:13:17.440 like mandela effects there we go baby original timeline gangster we should make um a chronicle shirt

01:13:25.080 we should i'm gonna make it what would it look like um i don't know these are cool got a lot of

01:13:33.620 cool ones out there yeah yeah look at that yeah we're doing it huh got some nice go buy some top

01:13:42.080 yeah i mean that was great audio for the the listeners as well um i don't remember this story

01:13:48.540 all right well whatever i guess continue this i remember a muslim i remember a muslim too they're

01:13:54.960 hard to forget but i don't remember i don't remember the strangling a a dog to death dog yeah all right 0.90

01:14:02.140 that's crazy so my name is rip

01:14:09.100 and i wanted to start off and answer the question you asked after reading my last letter

01:14:15.600 which never happened what the why is he lying to us honestly if i was writing in i'd be like

01:14:23.980 i would i would i'm gonna write into us a submission of something that we didn't read but it's a part

01:14:30.380 two and then continue like like in the middle it'd be like if you guys remember how this went and be

01:14:36.480 like no no no i don't remember at all maybe man this is concerning

01:14:44.940 anybody remember write in yeah just say something in the chat hey is this real writing chronicles

01:14:52.660 nds at gmail if you guys do remember yeah you could only just you only just one word because this guy

01:14:58.480 heard the episode yes or no just say yes or no if you remember this i've been uh working class since

01:15:05.340 day one and you guys remind me of bulbs can't say that at lunch on the job site what's wrong with you

01:15:11.180 what the hell dude sometimes you can get deep into some legit spiritual and deep topics on a job site

01:15:18.000 while also calling your co-workers

01:15:19.920 and your show reminds me of that oh my god my show noob says yes you guys did read it

01:15:27.820 z-man says i remember this show but z-man would lie to us 1.00

01:15:30.700 yeah he's a liar he is a liar i don't know this guy is he's a liar too 0.99

01:15:34.860 nephilim noob never heard of him 1.00

01:15:37.820 you also said uh that you listened to jay dyer's takes on islam

01:15:45.120 oh i told him to listen and i did there were nothing new i remember this

01:15:50.720 i don't want to get into it though this isn't the place for me to talk about religion wait what

01:15:56.840 i think it is i think it's literally the i thought we told you this is a christian show

01:16:02.720 yeah not a muslim show yeah yeah if you want that hit me up uh this is a place for a good old story 1.00

01:16:11.200 about demon a demon possessed bum all right dope respect let's get into the the real stuff now 1.00

01:16:17.680 the stuff that actually happened yeah like right now wow scott remembers scott also is a liar 0.74

01:16:26.920 how is this possible i'm telling you it wasn't it wasn't us it was ray venn and

01:16:34.880 and todd lossner all right whatever he grew up in palo alto california which is next to stanford

01:16:40.680 university there is where the stanford research institute sri uh was located which is why i think

01:16:49.740 there was always some weird stuff going on in my town unexplainable stuff happened as far back as i

01:16:55.160 can remember for example my mom had enrolled me in gates testing back in the day because she thought

01:17:01.620 i was legit r worded but then she just found out you're muslim yeah she's like he's just muslim he's

01:17:07.240 just muslim he's not we can don't say that we can say come on yeah but i'm trying i mean 0.96

01:17:12.460 you think we're gonna have to make that not a thing not a word on youtube here's what i think we should

01:17:18.220 do uh-huh i think we should uh do the show by youtube's community guidelines and standards that's

01:17:23.740 what they think that's a bad what they believe yeah that's obviously hey the moral compass we should be

01:17:29.560 going by yeah i'm just confused on what slurs i can and can't say we love israel

01:17:34.140 look at my twitter that's true conservative conservative og for a while so she thought he was uh

01:17:46.840 retarded oh my missing tooth was so big on that shot that was the most insulting thing that's ever 1.00

01:17:55.940 happened to me guys rewind that and look at how bad that was good god i remember doing the weird

01:18:01.260 hearing well let's bookmark that man no no no no no oh no the weird hearing test drinking the weird

01:18:08.440 pink milk i drank that too yeah but here's the thing we drank the uh they make me drink the pink milk

01:18:18.440 and live in the pod and do the hearing thing yeah but the pink milk was because i had ear infections

01:18:25.680 did you know that about me um well i mean i think you're thinking of the bubblegum flavored medicine

01:18:34.260 yeah it's pink milk right no i don't i think those are two different things because if that's the same

01:18:39.160 thing i drank a lot of that i can't be the same thing because i drank that stuff recreationally like it

01:18:45.740 i drank it like lacroix i mean it was good lacroix it was like they don't make medicine like that

01:18:50.380 anymore um stuff that works yeah well because it tastes like really great bubblegum i don't think

01:18:56.980 it's the same thing like swiss cheese i don't think that's the same thing okay so this is different

01:19:01.440 this is different stuff it has to be all right chat is it real chat like these guys know

01:19:08.680 all right so yeah z-man says uh he had a lot of ear infections when he was a kid yeah i don't 0.88

01:19:15.700 believe z-man's retarded uh he's also a liar uh the pink milk is for coming off of heroin 0.98

01:19:20.740 huh is what rat says there's a lot of misinformation in the chat pink bubblegum was penicillin or 0.99

01:19:26.800 amoxicillin dude it was delicious it was different stuff it has to be different stuff

01:19:32.740 like i said they drank a lot of it all right i remember doing the weird hearing pink drink milk

01:19:39.980 stuff um but also having them hold playing cards backward towards me and then asking me to guess

01:19:46.800 what card they were holding and everyone he was like go go they're like that's not even a card

01:19:51.900 and he was like because he's muslim right yeah yeah miss that one yeah uh

01:19:57.880 when i didn't guess the right card they would angrily tell me that if i practiced doing this

01:20:04.320 i could get better what the hell yeah they also had me do this thing with partially colored green

01:20:11.440 and white cubes where they would time me as i would build them to look like pictures they showed me

01:20:18.380 throughout school they would also put me in advanced classes and retarded classes that's just the 0.96

01:20:24.080 technical use of the term yeah that's not insulting like segregated classes like white and black uh i

01:20:30.740 believe the actual the the the original terminology was bobo uh yeah yeah he was in bobo math or bobo

01:20:38.060 bobo language arts whatever bobo reading bobo math but they do the split advanced and special ed

01:20:44.100 classes throughout the same school year yeah i remember kids going like for the first day they would go to

01:20:50.400 regular school yeah and then they would get on the bobo bus you know my wife was in uh she's very mad 1.00

01:20:56.060 at math at math very bad okay with time in general like you see we talk oh my god yeah like she can't

01:21:02.960 like the numbers i've never seen anybody like 15 minutes doesn't mean anything to her but no nothing

01:21:08.020 at all but she was in that class she was in like you know advanced ap science and reading and stuff

01:21:12.780 because she's good at that yeah but the math she was like i was with like legitimately retarded because 0.91

01:21:17.300 they put you in the retarded class you know that right you weren't with them you you she was she 0.98

01:21:22.640 was one of them she was bobo and you never got any better she was in bobo math oh by the way uh 0.90

01:21:27.400 amen rat says the pink milk is for check out my album where we are by escape saturn released

01:21:35.420 everywhere you can hear music on friday that's very non-specific but i'm i'm about it i'm gonna listen

01:21:41.040 to it on friday i feel like i'd remember drinking that

01:21:44.380 maybe i didn't i don't know i don't know all right so they would get mad at them and then they gave

01:21:56.220 them these green blocks to build stuff with the white cubes yeah put them in retarded classes advanced 0.94

01:22:01.200 classes to give them split brain or something like that yeah it was wild um they put me in advanced 0.98

01:22:07.500 math and then dumb dumb dumb math then advanced math again all in one semester it didn't matter 0.95

01:22:13.920 how good or bad i did in class they would eventually just switch everything up on me no matter what 0.97

01:22:18.600 i'm lucky i was such a head man shafid it's a muslim terminology shafid yes it means american 0.98

01:22:28.160 it means american i and i didn't pay attention to their bullshit man this guy uses a lot of language 0.99

01:22:36.980 a lot of a lot of words i don't like doing why why are you such a potty mouth man not comfortable 0.99

01:22:42.720 he spent most of his days in school doing graffiti it's probably for the best as god only knows

01:22:49.540 as allah only knows uh he said that what would have happened if i excelled in them advanced classes

01:22:56.200 or guess them cards right then he goes she real long 0.59

01:23:01.040 i've been wild since mad young now he's turning black you see what's happening here he's like why

01:23:10.400 is it do you ever notice there's like a proclivity for um he's coding this was called coding yeah he's

01:23:15.860 code switching codes but why in an email strange but but uh maybe it's the gates program there is a

01:23:23.640 a tendency for hood oriented individuals to gravitate be careful towards 0.86

01:23:32.920 muslimism yeah what's up with that they shave their mustache i don't like that i don't like a 0.98

01:23:41.520 mustache a mustache no mustache beard no mustache with the it's like the bigger smaller hat yeah it's 0.80

01:23:47.420 big yarmulke yeah yeah i don't know what's up with that i don't know what's up with that why do

01:23:52.620 they why do the hood oriented individuals gravitate towards muslinity why do they boil their scalp 0.55

01:23:59.380 oh i saw that you don't even be boiling your scalp this isn't this is the wrong this is not that show

01:24:05.660 no i'm just asking though because that's crazy we're not we're not allowed to ask it looks like 0.62

01:24:10.420 it hurts yeah is that a muslim tradition i don't know dude they're cooking their brain uh all right 0.98

01:24:17.440 i've been wild since mad young yo facts and my town was filled with strange so i got hella stories

01:24:26.600 what is this what is this guy this is interesting he's he's he's definitely code switching on us

01:24:31.160 to tell and we'll keep these coming god willing peace and love the one i want to write about

01:24:39.600 today is this bum that was definitely demon possessed oh oh oh we're not you want to just 0.98

01:24:44.720 we want to just start just started reading now yeah now we're actually in the story okay

01:24:49.660 there were weird bums all over our town we had drunk bums drug don't do don't do the ebonics and 0.99

01:24:56.260 these old san francisco hippie washouts roaming the streets of our town shit he's from san francisco 1.00

01:25:01.100 when he's code switching like this we used to know most of them because they would have us 0.99

01:25:05.860 buy them beers or we would have them buy us beers but they would we would drink beer with them we

01:25:11.480 would drink with them we would toast with them we boil this hey we're you're slipping back into it

01:25:21.220 all right we're doing better no it's not fun and it's bad

01:25:26.260 and we're gonna do better now so no more code switching it's this guy you're ad-libbing

01:25:33.160 you're adding things in there that are of a racial was i i think so you didn't even notice that's how

01:25:41.500 all right all right we knew where they all usually hung out and slept so we can kick them awake

01:25:48.720 and when we needed them that's not nice that's not nice we always knew where to find all the bums

01:25:55.400 oh he's gonna name them dude we're doxing bums now that's crazy frenchie dude there's literally

01:26:00.660 always a bum named frenchie roger rabbit i like that they named him roger rabbit oh the mayor 0.52

01:26:08.740 oh the mayor was over here he was just reading us a story about rats yeah that's dope

01:26:14.520 he hates rats yeah or are we talking about the mayor of uh of new york but no no no remember

01:26:22.660 the mayor of najihiti oh yes him too yeah and he told us all of the traditions of najihiti and the

01:26:28.080 berries that they eat all the berries it was a lot of different berries but his wife was australian

01:26:32.120 the shaving of the goat i think was one of them so they had the mayor hanging out kujo the bammer 0.94

01:26:39.320 brothers and crooked neck john damn dude imagine you and your brother and they would call you the 0.98

01:26:44.060 bammer brothers he's crooked you'd be the coolest dudes there you go crooked neck i love it 0.99

01:26:50.200 all right my neck is not crooked uh but we had there was this one bum we didn't know who he was or 0.95

01:26:59.400 where he stayed she come on man don't no no it's fine he was a black dude this is where the code 0.89

01:27:10.580 switching comes in yep mostly clean shaven decent clothes dope jordans that's not he didn't say that 0.95

01:27:18.000 okay all right never talked and never responded if you did talk to him maybe he was deaf and mute 0.59

01:27:25.520 maybe maybe he was in the gates program maybe he was retarded maybe he drank too much of that pink 0.99

01:27:31.860 bubblegum shit stuff did you know that there's an album coming out friday whoa what's it called 0.99

01:27:37.440 i don't remember uh escaping the jews by uh saturnian overlord what was it called i don't 0.98

01:27:45.520 remember it was so far back damn it dude we can't even scroll where we are by escape saturn 0.96

01:27:49.960 dude that scared the crap out of me ah the stuff out of me it could say crap i'm gonna give nancy a 0.95

01:27:57.800 gun nancy what's it called one more time i have one oh it's called where we are by escape saturn 0.95

01:28:05.400 where are we what kind of gun do you have nancy don't worry about it oh that's all right what's

01:28:11.780 your blood type though well you've been giving her the don't worry about it treatment so that's

01:28:15.840 fair that's that is fair yeah oh negative how did she know that

01:28:21.180 all the kids in the neighborhood would be amazed when he stepped out of the way

01:28:27.960 of people on the sidewalk or cross the busy street avoiding cars with his eyes completely closed

01:28:33.320 maybe he was blind too yeah i remember we once pushed a skateboard like last second in front

01:28:39.840 of him to see if he would avoid it but he just stepped right over it with that in his eyes

01:28:44.720 completely closed like it didn't happen and we didn't exist damn this guy's cool i guess i mean

01:28:52.600 yeah after that we avoided that guy he wasn't in our neighborhood all the time we would see him like

01:28:59.380 a couple times a month or so and when we did we would just get out of his way and he would

01:29:04.460 and would shut the up wow when he passed us at that time we were kids i kids there's so many

01:29:11.760 you know you gotta have a boop i have one but it won't but then it's i'm still saying it no no that

01:29:18.580 you gotta because you're doing the thing already you're going yeah which one is it i don't know you

01:29:24.640 gotta read it nope none of those anyway i found it so you would be like and he stepped over that

01:29:31.940 and yeah and we were pretty we were pretty kids we were pretty kids yeah

01:29:38.700 dude i can't do that i can't press it but you you know what you're what you're gonna say you

01:29:44.340 gotta press you're reading it you're reading it too oh okay where are you right here we didn't

01:29:49.760 respect anyone but we were all uneasy about that bum one day around high school times my brother 0.99

01:29:56.040 and i were chilling on our porch and that bum walked past our house my brother says to me that

01:30:01.960 he thinks that that guy's possessed by a demon like a dream a demon's driving him and that's why he

01:30:07.480 can't see without his eyes that had not crossed my mind until then but it made perfect sense and i

01:30:13.380 agreed with him later that day me and my brother hopped on this brown 1969 plymouth duster to head

01:30:22.800 downtown as we turn out of the neighborhood my brother sees this bum sitting on a bus stop 1.00

01:30:27.640 my brother says there's that possessed mother and points at him as we turn past him he lifts his head

01:30:36.120 in our direction and opens his eyes

01:30:37.880 and they are glowing orange like a traffic light jeez that's crazy it's like three in the afternoon

01:30:50.980 and his eyes were glowing my brother hit the gas and we got out of there and never seen that dude

01:30:56.200 again in our neighborhood many months later i'm chilling downtown drinking 40s in the alleyway with

01:31:02.740 my man specter owner hell yeah why does that matter yeah spect owner spect toner spect toner

01:31:11.260 spect owner yeah is this another homeless dude spect one-er this guy could be a very emotional dude so

01:31:18.580 we're like drinking and talking about life love stress setbacks getting deep just getting deep in our

01:31:25.020 each other emotional holes

01:31:27.540 getting deep in each other and just chilling like good friends do you know everyone has that friend

01:31:33.640 named spect owner spect owner as we leave this alleyway we're walking down the sidewalk where there's a

01:31:40.940 building uh one side half brick and a bench on the other side about halfway down the block is that bum 1.00

01:31:49.240 i never seen this bum downtown it's nighttime i am freaked out but

01:31:56.160 what am i gonna do run from this nah ain't gonna run from no 0.99

01:32:03.100 out of your mind so i tell spect yo we gotta watch out for this fool 1.00

01:32:09.360 he's sketchy as 0.99

01:32:11.180 i like this do you guys like the this is hard this is nice this is so hard

01:32:17.900 right as we're about to pass him he raises his head to us and opens his eyes

01:32:22.960 brothers there are beams of orange and red lights just piercing the night

01:32:29.100 and we got to walk by this mother

01:32:31.620 i don't know what speck did but i put my head all the way down and walk past him

01:32:38.300 they're saying his eyes are glowing like like he was bass that's crazy i feel like the bleeping

01:32:45.420 of the curse is making people fill in the curses well that's whatever they do in their own minds

01:32:50.840 is fine all right no that i don't want to make them we're just being reasonable

01:32:53.840 because we're reasonable men nancy do you like this do you guys like this

01:32:59.260 do you like this oh you do okay she said yeah yeah she said yeah okay sheepishly but she said

01:33:08.060 it she's like i don't know yeah i don't know what to think my name's nancy so he had beams of orange

01:33:13.860 and red lights piercing through his eyes what that's pretty cool i put my head all the way down and walk

01:33:18.740 past him as fast as i could without looking like a and running once we passed him i looked back to see

01:33:25.620 him still staring at us with glowing orange eyes and then finally closing them and putting his head

01:33:30.640 down i asked speck if he'd seen that and he said yeah i didn't ask him anything else he didn't say

01:33:39.560 anything else and we just walked home in silence there it is again you see something supernatural

01:33:44.720 and you just kind of go whatever have you seen that maybe all right anyway i got cookies out there

01:33:52.980 oh yeah let's go the cookies i'm dude you have a lot of cookies out there you buy like an industrial

01:33:58.860 pack of cookies by the way i don't know why why do you do that i just went to bj's oh my god i'm

01:34:03.120 looking cookies all right here we go uh hold on wait wait let's see uh it's terrible and then z man

01:34:10.380 says no i don't know if he said an n word or an f word i have to say it out loud with both to see

01:34:16.120 which sounds better they're saying it's messing up the content and then raven sounds like a dolphin

01:34:20.340 when he laughs that's separate that's just a separate thing scott now they're talking about

01:34:25.160 jesus all right jesus really doesn't care what english swear words you use yeah it's true that is

01:34:32.640 true but just put it just put don't curse in sumerian well every time we do the button just imagine

01:34:38.280 we're saying all right now that we've cleared that up it was a bummer not taking speck on the walk

01:34:47.060 home not talking to him uh because that was the last time i seen him alive what the that was a

01:34:54.300 thursday and he was murdered the following saturday at a house party turned fist fight he got hit with

01:35:01.260 a car in the brawl outside the party that's not a fist fight no yeah that's a car fight yeah in the

01:35:06.760 front yard of a retired 49ers quarterback that says retarded uh oh no it says retired 0.99

01:35:13.460 wow he died in front of 49ers quarterback steve young's front yard damn damn i don't think these 0.99

01:35:21.880 things were connected but i had uh to shout out that speck died because rest in peace of the homie 0.99

01:35:26.380 well rest in peace suspect rest in peace suspect owner yeah mad respect donor

01:35:30.960 uh this is the end to that one that's it the next one i write hopefully we remember uh will be about

01:35:39.020 this i can't say that word either i knew oh it's it's a a transmission yeah transformer who's seen a

01:35:48.740 robot i know it sounds corny but it's a funny story and i believe that she he she he yeah i i believe

01:35:56.100 that they saw it i guess wait okay what is that that's not a supernatural story that they saw a

01:36:00.360 robot you might have just seen a robot yeah those those exist they out there what do you think goes

01:36:06.840 on aemon rat says uh do you guys have a button that does check out my new album where we are by

01:36:12.920 escape saturn available everywhere you listen to music on friday 8 15 it's on there somewhere

01:36:18.400 nope not that one no i thought it was the milky pink button was it this one no don't i don't know

01:36:26.580 what these are gonna say it might be crazy just leave it we'll leave it i don't know what they do

01:36:32.480 all right peace out you two may god bless you for the entertainment you bring me and whoever

01:36:39.420 islam in the last chat at the start of the letter i don't remember it but yeah i you know what i'd say 0.99

01:36:46.940 about them i'd say yeah yeah all that i beat the dog out of you in real life damn boy these muslims 1.00

01:36:58.580 really are violent it's you know why because it's it's the the hood oriented individuals yeah that 1.00

01:37:05.180 gravitate towards it your wife is calling you want to take that call no she's good she's good she could

01:37:10.060 be on fire she should do the math clearly i'm on a show why would you call me all right it's fine

01:37:17.120 yeah dude i thought this was the religion i mean it's you know okay we're doing like i said i told

01:37:22.000 him uh what what's his name again i forget his name chris we're doing better yeah and uh you should

01:37:29.920 too we're we're cleaning it up i'll tell you what i'll never do that button again you don't like it

01:37:36.280 it's too intense it is a lot because i like to relax while you read and listen to what you're

01:37:40.760 saying i don't like to have to track the thing i like how david david's like i don't like to do any

01:37:45.280 kind of producing while we're doing stuff that's true i'm like this i'm like buttons here hands here

01:37:51.360 it's an nancy i can't i i'm just i literally have only one skill set and and that's that's it it just

01:37:59.060 that the buck stops there doesn't that stink this is why we need that like we need a producer to do

01:38:04.400 all the stuff whatever it's fine this is the behind the stage talk what should we do should

01:38:08.340 we do another one or no i don't know it's almost uh four o'clock our time i don't know what time it

01:38:13.240 is at nancy's time but oh that's right nancy nancy has a job we should probably end it here how you 1.00

01:38:17.940 doing on time nancy i got plenty of time she's got plenty of time so i think we got to close it up

01:38:23.220 now that's what nancy all right do the uh we'll read the one more which was the short one uh there's a

01:38:29.860 short one jake jake was a pretty short one let's let's do that one oh it's only 1.5 pages oh that

01:38:37.200 is great we're gonna do this okay let's start it ready wait up oh thank you hello top and raven

01:38:45.740 hi hello my name is jake no that was oh that's his last name yeah we just bleeped it out yeah we're not

01:38:54.400 gonna do that no it's just too much i don't think jake already strikes me as the type of guy that's not

01:38:58.000 gonna he wrote in italics for that first portion he's not gonna swear i could be wrong but it seems

01:39:03.720 to me that there are two types of horror the supernatural and the unnatural in my opinion

01:39:10.780 the scariest supernatural movie of all time is the exorcist and the scariest unnatural movie would

01:39:17.020 be the texas chainsaw massacre honorable mention honorable mention cabin in the woods i told you about

01:39:24.300 that yeah we're talking about that yes you should watch it you'd really enjoy it you'd be like oh this

01:39:27.980 is a wild premise cabin in the woods but not really a movie that provokes fear but instead

01:39:33.620 curiosity i have a few stories that have happened to me personally of both types but in this letter

01:39:41.240 i will only tell of the supernatural i love how they say this so many people do that they go

01:39:45.300 i've got a lot of stories but today i will only say one of them they want us to ask yeah tell us your

01:39:52.080 stories daddy that's what they want to hear tell us your stories daddy daddy

01:39:57.720 there's only one man who we call daddy and that's milkistogus at the bottom there you can tell us

01:40:03.160 you can tell it chronicles nds gmail.com this happened in turlock california in a local that's not a real

01:40:10.700 place at all in a local hotel called the mediocre eastern smear something like that this guy's alluding to

01:40:20.260 the best western ah yeah what a clever lad i swear there will be not one swear word in this this man

01:40:27.780 cares too much about the way he's writing yeah and i appreciate that about him unlike the muslims 1.00

01:40:32.720 you have to be careful you know we don't need a fatwa on us i'm sorry look it up nancy you could

01:40:39.740 read the definition of that nancy please look up the definition of fatwa um and and read it it sounds

01:40:45.640 like something creole no like a shrimp scrimp like a fatwa shrimp i'd be like yeah i'd have some of

01:40:53.140 that i went someplace recently and i was eating uh oh oh um chili easton's where's that easton the

01:41:00.320 place by the lake okay it's good take your time nancy i have stayed in this hotel many times as it is

01:41:08.920 affordable and just off the freeway many blue collar workers stay there and it tends to fill up quickly on

01:41:15.180 the weekdays turlock was not my destination but as i was driving i decided to call it a day

01:41:21.160 and pull over at this hotel because it was familiar i work all over california and have seen the majority

01:41:27.800 of it from the good to the worse so it's about four o'clock on a dreary february afternoon i approach

01:41:35.800 the front desk and ask if there are any rooms left as the parking lot looks full and i almost never book

01:41:41.580 a head this guy's unprepared yep unprepared the worst kind of person although it doesn't care yeah

01:41:47.360 it doesn't care makes up for it though with the you know the sentence structure and the you know

01:41:51.840 punctuation and paragraphs that's huge anywho the clerk the clerk tells me they have one room left

01:42:02.360 133 i have always stayed on the second floor at the end of this hotel if i can help it so i can

01:42:10.160 keep an eye on my truck at night you know what would help that calling calling ahead yeah calling

01:42:16.020 ahead planning a little bit would help you do that but whatever what do i know i i'm not a planner either

01:42:21.620 i don't like to plan no you don't this morning you you hit me up you said i'm on the way to

01:42:25.640 matt's coffee shop right now are you coming yeah i said no wow i was busy this morning getting

01:42:32.200 that's on you dog goodwill going and getting wigs is that the smell in this room yeah you know that

01:42:38.500 smell a wig from goodwill has a very particular smell it's crazy okay i have never stayed on the

01:42:44.280 first floor here and the clerk informs me that if i want to change rooms i can request tomorrow to do so

01:42:50.520 which i thought was odd so i get the keys and bring the things to my room the room was okay

01:42:57.840 not any weird or disgusting remnants from past occupants as far as smells or stains

01:43:03.500 side note one thing i have found in the past that grossed me out was someone placed their fake

01:43:10.640 eyelashes on the night stand lamp and left them there and the maid overlooked them for me to find

01:43:17.200 oh that's gross yeah you ever know never mind i feel like we asked nancy for a definition not long

01:43:23.800 ago what is she doing what do we pay her for nancy what is the definition of the word that we asked

01:43:29.120 you what is the word that we asked you for a definition for fatwa i believe yeah a ruling on a point of

01:43:37.800 islamic law given by recognized authority why is that funny i don't know because i use it wrong

01:43:46.200 what did you what did you wait wait i don't understand can you is is there a sentence that

01:43:51.020 you could use it in no so someone said fat twat 0.99

01:43:55.320 you guys are immature i like immature unbelievable 0.98

01:44:06.240 all right nancy's a good fit we'll leave it at that nancy you're dismissed um uh so yeah there was 0.94

01:44:15.420 some

01:44:15.680 there's some fake eyelashes on the nightstand anyway that night i had a cheeseburger and a couple of

01:44:24.060 few beers and a couple few beers i thought this i thought punctuation was important he started

01:44:32.240 drinking okay and i went to sleep probably around 11 p.m the one difference i'm sorry fat twats is

01:44:39.320 funny the one difference of this room to the one uh on the second floor in hindsight was the flooring

01:44:46.860 the one on the second floor was carpeted but this room room 133 was a laminate what now the story's 0.94

01:44:55.900 you know the fake hardwood shit oh thank you i forgot all that 0.97

01:45:00.600 i wake up from my sleep to hear a noise in the room the sound was of bare feet walking 0.99

01:45:08.900 slapping against oh that's how like nancy walks clap clap clap i remember looking down when she 0.78

01:45:16.340 would talk to me i would stand on her feet that's what she asked me she's like the top how many pairs 1.00

01:45:20.760 of shoes do you know and i was like nancy you know you don't fit yeah this is huge you got to cut the

01:45:25.580 toes of your shoes out i kept nancy at at arm's length at bohemian grove but i still stood on her 1.00

01:45:32.400 feet yeah i mean you kept her at arm's length and she still put her arm around you yeah it was weird

01:45:37.300 yeah she kept trying to choke me yeah well she it was choking that she was trying to do yeah it was

01:45:43.180 like it looked like a like a weird kind of it was a hug but only with her fingers can't really be

01:45:47.600 around my neck it was strange i woke up from my sleep to hear the noise in the room uh the sound

01:45:54.460 of bare feet slapping against the laminate floor that's a great comment do your job what did we ask

01:46:01.500 you to do again all right all right all right stop it atma stop it um uh not many steps just a couple

01:46:11.200 enough to wake me up i was sleeping at this moment with a pillow kind of hugging it sleeping face down

01:46:17.520 i don't like that move um you know i like to sleep hugging a pillow but sometimes i will roll

01:46:23.500 over under my belly and that's where like uh things try to choke me start to suffocate yeah

01:46:27.600 yeah me too as you get older maybe you're just getting old but sometimes i'm on my belly and i go

01:46:33.820 um okay so so sleeping face down i was facing the door with a little light seeping from the light

01:46:52.460 post outside good god a little light seeping in from the light post outside i hear the footsteps

01:46:57.260 and open my eyes and look around nothing i close my eyes to go back to sleep a few short moments later

01:47:06.380 i go i am grabbed i have been grabbed

01:47:10.720 a few short moments later i am grabbed two arms suddenly slide under my voluptuous no under my body 0.98

01:47:21.640 if they slide under your body are you grabbed or held who knows this seems nice two arms suddenly slide

01:47:29.700 under my body oh no he explains like in wrestling when you go to take somebody down and they sprawl

01:47:35.640 this something got double under hooks on you under hooks yeah you're wrestling with god out here

01:47:40.020 that's crazy shout out jacob shout out jacob this person had double under hooks lying their chest on my 1.00

01:47:47.020 back as i grabbed the back of their arms and triceps damn this guy's great i can he goes wow okay this is

01:47:56.940 crazy so how does he grab oh because they're they're under him behind him they're they're they're behind 0.96

01:48:03.620 him he's laying down they're on his back they're giving they got a double under hook with the big

01:48:08.200 feet and they're doing the thing they're blapping their feet you know if if it's you know come to

01:48:14.000 think of it well this doesn't make any sense no it makes sense because if they're if they're doing it

01:48:17.940 to his back that's one thing but imagine how you would be in a position where you sprawled

01:48:22.000 yeah so you scroll on them up and you got under how do you feel about this then you can gin gin tonic

01:48:28.500 says i'm taller than my wife but we have the same feet her feet are bath send toad pictures uh 1.00

01:48:36.220 yeah honestly would save me a lot of money if my wife was the same size as me oh that'd be cool 1.00

01:48:43.060 i mean she would wear your jordans i'd wear her jordans i'd be like babe i bought you new jordans and 0.53

01:48:48.780 then you'd be like are you wearing my jordans that's how i am when i'm like babe i bought you

01:48:52.260 a sword yeah i've done that in the past and then you swing it around yourself and she's just like 0.53

01:48:55.380 what a retard it's up see dude but no this does make sense if somebody sprawls on you and they get 0.95

01:49:02.900 under hooks on you you can just reach over and grab their triceps but they have under hooks on their 0.98

01:49:07.600 from their back to the front think about it though they're holding them like they're they're on the

01:49:12.820 titanic no no no no not like they're on the titanic like somebody went to go shoot a shot on you 1.00

01:49:17.680 and you sprawled on that motherfucker 1.00

01:49:19.260 you're pointing it at yourself now that's it that's what i'm doing we just can't we can't 1.00

01:49:29.240 i'm starting with the man in the mirror oh no we just can't continue like this what do you mean

01:49:35.800 like this how we're doing it there's got to be a way there's got to be something we can do

01:49:42.580 we can get better it takes practice we've said uh so many have we said too many things guys

01:49:49.120 chat is this real when you sprawl on somebody who shoots on you i'm still trying to make sense of

01:49:55.500 this they're just in that regular orientation face facing you facing you right nancy says stop

01:50:01.420 pointing the gun at me i will not i refuse that's part of the job we explained it um

01:50:05.640 i'm asking but then he's saying just wait hold on i am grabbed he says i have been grabbed i have

01:50:12.900 been grabbed like wrestling and then he goes but the person is double underhooks lying their chest 1.00

01:50:18.800 on my back yeah yeah think about when you sprawl on somebody you put their chest you put your chest

01:50:23.140 in their back got you and then you can spin he's in a bad position he's in a bad he's been sprawled

01:50:28.100 on you've been sprawl like sprawl you've been sprawled on baby yeah but usually like

01:50:32.220 somebody sprawls on me sometimes like their face is still up and my face is still up if i'm trying

01:50:38.060 to take them down if you really get sprawled on he's been this dude committed yeah he's fully sprawled

01:50:42.800 okay got you he's been sprawled you got sprawled he's been sprawled he has been grabbed i have been

01:50:47.900 grabbed and sprawled i'm asking okay so uh grabs your triceps i can feel this person's skin 0.99

01:50:55.960 it feels like an older woman damn bro you got sprawled on by an old lady 1.00

01:51:02.300 call myself this is hard 0.99

01:51:09.300 you got sprawled on my old lady bro loose cold skin maybe from the cold night air not damp but cold

01:51:19.920 she wasn't wearing much but then again i couldn't see her it felt like a nightie not quite lingerie

01:51:30.780 but something light like that hmm maybe a trans 0.94

01:51:35.300 and transient oh transient woman uh nancy that one what does transient mean nancy if you would please

01:51:42.680 and and and and you know make it make it snappy yeah and then interrupt i don't like waiting for

01:51:49.620 my definitions oh time pause uh oh we're so we're gonna bring the show in for a second but this is a

01:51:55.340 great uh we can do this no i won't do that we could do that no lasting only for a short time

01:52:01.040 resting only for a short time lasting let me tell you lasting lasting lasting only for a short time

01:52:07.160 i'm familiar oh that was a banger good job dude um are we allowed to joke like that

01:52:16.020 this is a christian show somebody called god

01:52:19.800 somebody called somebody called jesus let him let him know what i just said

01:52:25.480 is it okay if it's self-deprecating

01:52:28.560 spencer says oh my god did i just hear nancy's voice hey spencer yeah dog where you been dude

01:52:34.460 nds karaoke though this is a really fun yeah no yes yeah yeah this is why we invite the guests

01:52:42.820 here they come here they oh we make them sing make them sweat yeah sweat sprawl on them

01:52:48.440 sprawl on them see how they do now you go get sprawled on and then i'm gonna sprawl on you again

01:52:54.920 yeah knock the cameras over that's it and then we go to the next room we do karaoke dog

01:52:58.600 and record it that would be fun why would we go to the to the next room we do carry it's the party room

01:53:03.980 i don't understand all right what do you mean i don't like it guys uh one two three in the chat

01:53:12.140 if you want to see david do karaoke three three two one in the chat if you don't understand

01:53:15.960 what's not to understand uh maybe a trans zian woman who had somehow hid in my room it had come 1.00

01:53:26.120 out now yeah it makes no sense but i can surely feel her my attitude at this moment was not fear

01:53:33.740 it was calm and determined shout out to determined tcg on whatnot he sells me pokemon cards shout out

01:53:42.620 there is a strange woman in my room attacking me i have to get this situation under control i can't

01:53:50.520 let you get close to me yeah i mean david's move would be a double hammer fist to her yeah to her

01:53:57.560 spine yeah exactly smash it fracture and you're set well i remember when i i was well what if she's

01:54:03.580 made out of wood right that's like that that's when you know you rebuke her in the name of christ

01:54:08.800 if it's a puppet that looks like a woman you rebuke her in the name of christ when i was younger i had 0.84

01:54:14.120 been uh sleep paralysized and uh i probably i had a fan probably binaural beat down myself

01:54:21.200 into sleep paralysis and i felt as though i was being uh choked into my bed face down into my pillow

01:54:29.680 choked into it like or like you know like being forced down now because you can't choke the back

01:54:34.180 of my neck i've tried uh it was really you know the the pillow was suffocating me and i didn't take

01:54:41.480 it as a paranormal thing i felt as though i i thought it was my mom yeah because that that was

01:54:47.680 the only person i knew that was home like why would she choke me well first i thought she was being a 1.00

01:54:52.080 silly goose which was like kind of funny but then i was you know i was running out of air and i was

01:54:58.640 like why is my mom trying to kill me and then i thought my mom wouldn't try to kill me so then i went 0.84

01:55:04.320 oh my god there is an intruder in my home trying to kill me by the way binaural beatdown binaural 0.99

01:55:11.560 beatdown go get that shirt this is a fun one i enjoyed making that one damn like in the style of 0.95

01:55:17.420 dr seuss almost anyway continue your story is this a dream no it's real life i i eventually no in real

01:55:24.080 life i'm going to your house i eventually stopped uh being paralyzed and then got out of it and it was

01:55:30.320 just nobody was in my room wow very spooky you should write into the show i should write it why

01:55:35.580 did it's a travesty that merkel hasn't had you on no i won't go on a show now i don't blame you

01:55:42.040 yeah i don't blame me either oh nancy's out nancy left nancy you

01:55:46.000 all right try to log back in we'll figure it out that we sent you the link nancy

01:55:52.560 the the original link that you use to get in is what you she's uh she's still trying knocking at

01:55:59.440 the door nancy knocking at the door this is coming out of your pay all right let's wrap this up because

01:56:04.160 i have a feeling i am sweating yeah my attitude in that moment was not fear it was calm and determined

01:56:10.260 there was a strange woman in my room attacking me i have to get this situation under control under

01:56:15.360 control so at that moment i pull down hard really hard don't do that with my left hand on her right arm 0.94

01:56:27.600 and shoot my right arm into the air to topple her off me this is like this is like wrestling this is

01:56:33.680 like uh he's teaching you the correct way that's interesting yeah yeah i do this powerfully

01:56:40.800 that's our new drop that's a good one what the f

01:56:54.720 i have time now i have time to be scared yeah i turn on all the lights and scour the room nothing

01:57:01.360 no one i check the clock and thank god it was not three o'clock that would have been worse imagine if

01:57:07.280 i remember correctly it was three it would have been like i mean yeah maybe a transient woman would 1.00

01:57:12.800 have attacked me trans if i remember right it was 4 23 a.m that's still a spooky time i'm sure 0.79

01:57:20.080 donut has something oh yeah 100 that's the lion's gate butthole hour or something like that i prayed to god

01:57:27.680 hard i prayed that nothing like that would ever happen to me again and stayed awake until i checked

01:57:33.520 out a couple hours later damn i have driven past this place many times and always look over but

01:57:41.120 have never stayed since i hope you guys are well and let me know if you want to hear about some other

01:57:47.440 things i have experienced thanks again jake footnotes we do want you to yeah i would like for you to write

01:57:56.000 in again yeah this was nice it was nice talking with you coob um what were the footnotes oh it's

01:58:04.640 it's an image you got to bring it under i don't know but it says something oh footnotes old hag syndrome 0.99

01:58:10.000 is real it was this lady oh that's horrific dude oh who wrote that did he say he said it was this lady let

01:58:18.320 me tell you something i could beat the brakes off of her yeah yeah no i would 10 out of 10 times 1.00

01:58:26.160 i am wrecking this woman yeah but i i don't appreciate the the effort that she put into doing 1.00

01:58:32.640 this to me oh if i ever got disrespectfully sprawled on by a woman that looked like that 1.00

01:58:36.880 you had better believe i would kill her so that she could never tell the story well i think she's not 1.00

01:58:43.520 really alive i would kill what a crazy thing why would this thing like sprawl on him like you ever 1.00

01:58:51.360 see uh you watch some you probably shot on her like uh daniel cormier he does this all the time 0.91

01:58:57.600 uh if like he probably just did this uh hamzad or ddp whatever happened to nancy she never came back 0.82

01:59:03.520 she's just like i quit she's like i don't like these guys they keep aiming guns at me so he'll go up to

01:59:08.640 them they're in the fight week when they're doing their things at the hotel and he'll shake their hand

01:59:13.040 and then he'll pat them this way that way and then he'll shoot on them yeah like that like just

01:59:18.400 i feel like this is what this lady was doing to the guy she's like playing i mean she fully sprawled 1.00

01:59:22.240 on him she's slapping that's that's a crazy well sometimes it gets there with dc sometimes he'll

01:59:27.440 sprawl like he'll he'll shoot on the dude and it gets serious and the people in the hotel are like

01:59:31.680 they're just like dudes that are staying at the hotel like what i like it yeah yeah that's what it

01:59:35.440 feels like she kind of like you know i don't know what are you about i don't yeah maybe she's just

01:59:39.680 testing you what are you about you want to you think you you think you some you stopped

01:59:43.360 his takedown you can't stop this takedown you can't stop this takedown yeah man um it's one 0.97

01:59:49.120 thing to be paralysized by an old hag it's one thing to get sprawled on another thing to get blacked well 1.00

01:59:55.520 let me tell you if if she spun on him if he didn't take that right arm with his left arm and then and then 0.96

02:00:01.360 she just turned and took his back he's getting shot on he's got these underhooks he he reaches over

02:00:08.000 and he's it's kind of confusing seems like he isolates one arm right and he shoots up

02:00:13.680 yeah i don't know it's a weird description but if she would have spun on him yeah she'd have 0.88

02:00:18.880 blabbed him up she would imagine she'd have blabbed him up she took his back 1.00

02:00:22.800 take your back blap blap blap now but now we're dealing with a different story now we're dealing with

02:00:26.720 like that's a good place to leave it i think if you have any stories that you'd like us to ridicule

02:00:35.120 you can send them over to chroniclesnds at gmail.com that's a great way to fill our content

02:00:40.400 holes fill your content holes it's a mutually beneficial relationship and it's good for

02:00:44.240 everybody was it good for you guys because it was good was it as good for you as it was for me

02:00:49.600 probably not probably not

02:00:55.360 guys we gotta leave he pulled he did it again

02:00:59.680 the greatest hypnotist on planet earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room it is

02:01:06.560 constantly telling us what to believe is real you can persuade us that what they see with their eyes

02:01:14.320 is what there is to see because they'll laugh in the face of an explanation that portrays the bigger

02:01:22.160 picture of us and they have

02:01:30.720 you

Nephilim Death Squad - August 19, 2025

033： Sprawl - NDS Chronicles

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