Nephilim Death Squad - 184： Meth, Memes & Mind Control w⧸ Sam Tripoli Live at Brohemian Grove

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00:01:12.040 Top Lops of Productions.

00:01:16.500 We are being the end of the times.

00:01:18.960 It's like we all know what's going down, but no one's saying shit would happen to the home of the brave.

00:01:48.940 As much shit as they controlling us now, and no one's talking about how they made us not to be slaves.

00:01:54.740 And everybody's just walking around, letting the clouds and want to wake you to a dead in the grave.

00:01:59.960 But then it's too late, we need to be ready to raise up.

00:02:02.780 Welcome to the end of days.

00:02:04.520 Everybody is slaves.

00:02:05.960 Only some are aware that the government releasing poison.

00:02:08.820 I think that's the intro.

00:02:10.060 Shut up, dude.

00:02:11.540 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Nephilim Death Squad.

00:02:19.280 What episode number is this?

00:02:20.660 This is episode number, I don't know, six million, something like that.

00:02:24.620 Nancy, what the fuck are you doing over here?

00:02:26.140 Unbelievable.

00:02:27.120 Guys, I am David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.

00:02:30.880 That's the fucking part where you clap.

00:02:34.020 Yeah, I like that.

00:02:34.900 I like to think that they clap in their car when you say, I'm David.

00:02:38.120 That's what they do every time.

00:02:39.160 This is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.

00:02:44.220 Hello.

00:02:46.020 Before we get into today's episode, I would like to remind all of our live viewers that this is a 30-minute preview.

00:02:50.200 Oh, it's not true.

00:02:50.840 It's not true.

00:02:51.420 I'm just playing with you guys.

00:02:52.300 He's going to plug the Patreon to, like, my people.

00:02:53.860 I would like to welcome you all to Brohemian Grove 3.

00:03:02.580 Thank you guys for coming.

00:03:03.980 I appreciate it.

00:03:05.580 Really, let's give a round of applause to Top Lobster for throwing all of this together.

00:03:09.940 Literally just throwing it.

00:03:11.100 Throwing it all together.

00:03:12.260 Yeah.

00:03:13.900 I know we have a limited amount of time, so I'm very excited to get into it.

00:03:16.540 Are you excited?

00:03:17.280 Did the owners tell us, like, the people running the show say we had a limited amount of time?

00:03:21.100 That's right, yeah.

00:03:21.700 That's how it goes.

00:03:22.660 I thought it was our show.

00:03:23.500 It's not our show.

00:03:25.160 Guys, can we have a round of applause for our guest today?

00:03:28.940 This is actually the first time that he's on the show.

00:03:31.060 It's crazy.

00:03:31.480 Which is very cool.

00:03:33.100 Please, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for sweet Sammy T, Sam Tripoli.

00:03:39.440 There he is.

00:03:40.160 Play his song, Tyler.

00:03:40.640 Play his song.

00:03:41.380 There he goes.

00:03:41.780 Play his song, you son of a bitch.

00:03:44.200 Wait a second, Sam.

00:03:45.300 Wait a second.

00:03:45.900 We're going to do this the right way.

00:03:47.820 Tyler, what do we fucking pay him for?

00:03:50.320 We're not paying him.

00:03:51.240 Here we go.

00:03:51.780 What the fuck are you guys even talking about?

00:03:54.280 Global control.

00:03:58.060 Guys, give it up for my children, everybody.

00:04:13.180 What a great night they did.

00:04:15.320 Daddy is proud.

00:04:17.600 Bring back Tower Gang.

00:04:19.060 Bring it back.

00:04:21.040 Bring it back.

00:04:22.040 I'm sure that there's a dollar amount that we could...

00:04:26.120 Yeah.

00:04:26.960 Yeah.

00:04:27.720 We're good at negotiation.

00:04:29.040 We paid Sam Tripoli quite a bit to be here.

00:04:30.860 This is very nice, right?

00:04:31.780 The only way he was going to come on was he agreed to $6 million.

00:04:37.000 $6 million, dude.

00:04:38.340 But my point is...

00:04:38.880 One for everybody lost.

00:04:40.860 Everybody has a number.

00:04:42.980 Maybe Tower Gang has a number.

00:04:44.460 It's their money, their loss.

00:04:45.940 Let's go.

00:04:46.600 What was worse?

00:04:47.500 What was worse?

00:04:47.900 Just real quick.

00:04:48.340 Give it up for fucking Alex who runs this fucking shit.

00:04:51.500 Where's Alex?

00:04:53.720 I hope if there is a God in heaven, he sings some songs tomorrow because that guy's got

00:04:59.000 a golden voice.

00:05:00.240 Alex, where are you?

00:05:01.360 He's over there.

00:05:02.040 You're going to try to make him sing, aren't you?

00:05:03.800 Alex, he wants you to sing.

00:05:05.080 He's the guy that's dressed all gay in the corner.

00:05:06.460 Dude, look at this guy.

00:05:07.560 That's a real person, dude.

00:05:08.900 That's not Grand Theft Auto.

00:05:10.340 That's a real human being right there.

00:05:12.520 What a fucking great guy.

00:05:14.400 That is my future.

00:05:15.860 In 10 years...

00:05:16.960 Look at this guy.

00:05:17.560 This is raving in 20 years or five years of hard methamphetamines.

00:05:23.480 Either way.

00:05:24.480 There's nothing wrong with that.

00:05:25.640 Honestly, if that's what methamphetamine gets me, I'm not afraid.

00:05:28.960 I'm not afraid.

00:05:31.340 This whole...

00:05:32.080 I forget what happened.

00:05:33.360 Alex hit me up a long time ago, and he was like, come play my place.

00:05:37.900 And I was like, what's it called?

00:05:38.960 He goes, the joint.

00:05:40.320 And I'm like, okay, I'll come do it.

00:05:42.120 And then all you guys were hitting me up.

00:05:44.200 Like, hey, man, we're going to come out to the show.

00:05:45.520 I'm like, let's all do something together.

00:05:47.760 And we made it into a tiny little event.

00:05:49.840 And then you guys were smart enough.

00:05:51.620 And you guys made it.

00:05:52.560 And now we're in the third year of this thing.

00:05:54.280 And it's pretty fucking cool, man.

00:05:56.240 I'm really happy for you guys.

00:05:57.800 You didn't ask Stephen about the name.

00:06:00.540 You just stole it.

00:06:01.240 That's right.

00:06:01.780 Well, actually, I stole it.

00:06:02.880 Please don't go after my friend.

00:06:04.620 You know what?

00:06:05.560 I'm willing to say that I stole the name from Stephen because he stole our moon map.

00:06:11.380 I don't even know what that is.

00:06:12.720 What is that?

00:06:14.080 I love Stephen.

00:06:15.680 He's great, too.

00:06:16.340 I did his third eye...

00:06:18.020 What?

00:06:18.840 Am Waco.

00:06:19.980 Am Waco.

00:06:20.440 Am Waco.

00:06:21.320 Stephen did Waco?

00:06:22.560 Sweet.

00:06:23.340 Damn.

00:06:24.060 Stephen did Waco.

00:06:25.240 And he used my fucking moon map to do it.

00:06:26.800 You know, I did his third eye carnival in a literally hurricane.

00:06:32.700 The people who threw it together, you were there.

00:06:34.900 Half the people didn't even...

00:06:36.040 Wow.

00:06:36.240 The fucking guys who were running it didn't even show up.

00:06:38.600 Christian, the last vagabond, is like, dude, it's a tornado, hurricane.

00:06:41.940 I'm not showing up.

00:06:43.140 I'm like, I'm doing stand-up by some crazy soap girls running around yelling and screaming

00:06:48.140 at everybody about 9-11.

00:06:50.720 And what was it?

00:06:51.620 Was it a fucking...

00:06:53.460 Was it a hurricane or was it a...

00:06:55.800 There was what?

00:06:57.880 Tornado.

00:06:58.560 Tornado.

00:06:58.900 Oh, yeah.

00:06:59.260 Dude, cows were getting chucked.

00:07:01.140 And I'm driving through empty farmland.

00:07:03.320 The only thing...

00:07:03.900 I'm like, I'm going to get killed by lightning and get superpowers of just fucking shit in

00:07:07.600 my pants.

00:07:08.100 Yeah.

00:07:08.680 What Stephen didn't know is that you have to pay the Jews a certain amount of money for

00:07:12.020 them to not use their weather weaponry on you.

00:07:15.760 Listen, I'm hearing what you're saying, and I'm just thinking, you guys should have went

00:07:19.700 through the proper channels.

00:07:20.700 Not enough shekels.

00:07:21.800 Not enough shekels to avoid the weather manipulation.

00:07:24.440 Look.

00:07:24.580 I love that you can say Jews, niggers, faggots here.

00:07:28.340 It's fucking great.

00:07:28.980 We're back, baby!

00:07:30.980 All right, all right.

00:07:32.340 My wife's in the back, and you're just like, we have a nigger chart.

00:07:35.060 So that's two.

00:07:36.040 That's two.

00:07:36.700 Mark it down.

00:07:37.340 I think we paid for about six.

00:07:39.400 We can have six.

00:07:40.460 So there's two of them.

00:07:41.420 We got four more.

00:07:42.020 Easy with the salutes, buddy.

00:07:43.620 Easy with the salutes.

00:07:43.980 No, his heart.

00:07:44.780 His heart.

00:07:45.320 This guy's like, hey.

00:07:45.980 It goes out to you.

00:07:46.840 That's all.

00:07:47.160 He's stretching his arm.

00:07:49.300 It's a rotator cuff issue.

00:07:50.740 That's all.

00:07:51.380 That's all.

00:07:51.800 Someone's going to have a felony tonight, huh?

00:07:55.120 You know what I want to talk about?

00:07:56.520 I want to talk about how this is the last show before World War III.

00:08:01.560 We're going to have World War III.

00:08:03.720 Yes!

00:08:04.320 And this is the last event that you guys are going to make it to before you're all fucking

00:08:08.120 dead.

00:08:08.420 A lot of you guys might not even get home, which is crazy.

00:08:11.420 You might be stuck here for a little while.

00:08:13.060 I think they're going to target this building.

00:08:16.960 Hey, dude.

00:08:17.880 Everyone's worried about it.

00:08:19.040 Not me, dude.

00:08:19.680 If that nuke comes, I'm going to fair catch that shit.

00:08:22.360 I'm going to fair catch it.

00:08:23.840 Bang.

00:08:24.260 Just hit me.

00:08:24.980 Get it over with.

00:08:26.240 All right.

00:08:26.560 All right.

00:08:26.740 So real question.

00:08:27.540 Like, there's a lot of conspiracy creators here.

00:08:31.480 And I got caught talking with Seven over here.

00:08:34.040 Seven Seas, shout out.

00:08:34.840 Yes.

00:08:35.440 Shout out Seven Seas.

00:08:36.580 We're in the corner, and he's like, dude, nukes just completely fake.

00:08:41.180 And I was like, tell me about that, because I think so, too.

00:08:43.660 And we were just breaking it down.

00:08:44.820 So I'm not even worried about that.

00:08:46.620 No, no.

00:08:46.920 I'm not at all.

00:08:48.040 And if they do nuke, I'm sorry for you.

00:08:49.860 It's LA.

00:08:50.860 Oh, yeah.

00:08:51.480 New York City.

00:08:52.740 Probably New York first.

00:08:54.040 But they might go, hey, something's going to happen in New York.

00:08:56.380 And then, bang, hit LA.

00:08:58.540 Did anybody see the fake and gay list from Israel for the Samson option?

00:09:02.140 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:09:02.460 Has anybody seen that online going around?

00:09:04.260 Who is on it?

00:09:05.020 You.

00:09:05.620 You're in there.

00:09:06.580 Sam Tripoli's house.

00:09:08.140 It was New York.

00:09:11.540 It was D.C.

00:09:14.140 Already.

00:09:14.560 Wait, no questions.

00:09:15.200 No, yeah.

00:09:15.660 Hold on a second now.

00:09:16.420 We've got to get through the nuke list.

00:09:18.680 New York, D.C.

00:09:18.760 This guy's in his own dimension, and I love him.

00:09:20.740 Oh, Colorado, LA.

00:09:22.540 Colorado was for a NORAD location.

00:09:24.640 It's not the airport?

00:09:25.840 No, no.

00:09:26.280 That's Denver, right?

00:09:27.300 And they're going to leave that because they're a big fan of how that works.

00:09:29.400 We should nuke that just because.

00:09:30.440 Denver is in Colorado.

00:09:32.180 No, no, no.

00:09:32.720 I know.

00:09:32.960 But it's not the NORAD.

00:09:33.740 Is it the NORAD thing?

00:09:35.600 What's that?

00:09:36.760 Is that a NORAD thing?

00:09:37.920 I know we've been on your show a bunch, but I deal with this shit constantly.

00:09:41.900 You guys are great on the podcast.

00:09:42.920 Hey, I haven't even started making up words yet.

00:09:45.140 Give me some space, baby.

00:09:46.540 Give me some space to work, all right?

00:09:47.680 The mumble rapper of conspiracies, Raven.

00:09:49.920 Well, I figure if I say it fast enough and under my breath, nobody notices.

00:09:53.980 Everybody notices.

00:09:54.820 It's indicative.

00:09:55.780 It's indicative, baby.

00:09:57.120 It's indicative.

00:09:57.780 Well, my clip that went viral from Rogan, I just busher words.

00:10:02.660 What was it?

00:10:03.260 Immigration?

00:10:03.840 I said, I'm like, now everyone knows I'm retarded, dude.

00:10:07.840 Is that the key to successful conspiracy podcasting?

00:10:10.620 You can't pronounce words correctly?

00:10:12.660 No, you guys know all the names.

00:10:14.540 I know no names.

00:10:15.420 Oh, please.

00:10:15.920 You're giving us too much credit.

00:10:16.820 I know none of the names.

00:10:17.760 You guys kill it.

00:10:18.760 Like, literally, Xavier Guerrero, I called him XG because I'm like, I can't say your name,

00:10:23.920 so you're just going to be.

00:10:25.360 And now his name by everybody is XG.

00:10:27.900 It's a great name.

00:10:28.980 It's a good name.

00:10:29.880 It's a solid name.

00:10:30.660 I'm just like, I'm a retard.

00:10:32.860 I like it because people think I'm him, so I like that name.

00:10:36.240 Yeah.

00:10:36.580 And that's cool.

00:10:37.040 You guys do look a lot alike.

00:10:40.060 No, it's interesting with the nukes because if you study, it's just one of those things

00:10:44.200 where it's like, it's so ingrained into you that people can't even understand it.

00:10:48.580 It's just like, study the footage where they're like, look at the effects of a nuke.

00:10:53.600 And you're like, dude, that's a model.

00:10:55.220 That's so obviously models.

00:10:57.200 But they were so naive back then.

00:10:59.600 And then just like, I've been to Hiroshima, man, you know, to do stand-up, which is really

00:11:05.380 weird.

00:11:05.920 What's it like?

00:11:06.320 They need it.

00:11:07.000 They need some laughs.

00:11:08.240 They need some laughs.

00:11:09.040 Whoa, dude.

00:11:09.640 Drop an N-bomb.

00:11:10.500 You want me to get rock hard right now?

00:11:12.460 Unbelievable.

00:11:12.480 I could see...

00:11:13.280 Dude, it's so hard to podcast stiff.

00:11:15.320 Am I right?

00:11:15.640 I'm so glad we're not at the theater.

00:11:17.840 It's so hard.

00:11:18.740 These people are out of their minds.

00:11:19.740 Let me see this.

00:11:20.600 Just see Jews in the corner and go, what are you doing?

00:11:22.040 Can we do this?

00:11:23.080 He's not allowed to say that.

00:11:24.560 I want to see everybody, if you believe that nukes are real, raise your hand.

00:11:29.640 You fucking...

00:11:30.320 You're alive.

00:11:30.620 Of course the Book of Mormon over here.

00:11:33.480 He believes in golden tablets.

00:11:36.080 Yeah, this guy.

00:11:37.740 Dude, your magical underwear is on too tight right now.

00:11:42.480 I think that was a good sample size.

00:11:46.020 We had five people in this crowd of roughly 200 people, and only five people believe in it,

00:11:51.220 and a lot of them are lying.

00:11:51.920 I looked.

00:11:52.280 Even my wife was like, what the fuck are you talking about?

00:11:54.200 She's upset.

00:11:55.080 My wife's upset, too.

00:11:56.100 She's like, they're already digging deep into the nigger well, and this is a huge problem.

00:11:59.780 Write it down.

00:12:00.520 There she is.

00:12:00.900 Write it down.

00:12:01.600 Was that five?

00:12:02.360 It's five.

00:12:02.800 Are you keeping count?

00:12:03.580 We can only do two more, and I have a joke with at least three N-words in it, so...

00:12:08.800 I wanted to call Jake Shields a nigger, wherever he is.

00:12:11.000 Oh, yeah.

00:12:11.420 A hundred percent.

00:12:12.260 Okay.

00:12:12.740 So, Jake Shields is, in fact, a nigger.

00:12:14.140 All right.

00:12:14.640 Alex, can we have some more?

00:12:16.100 As far as I'm concerned...

00:12:17.020 Our social credit score is shit right now.

00:12:19.320 It was six each, right?

00:12:20.520 The volunteer is just smoke.

00:12:21.920 Well, yeah, six, six, six.

00:12:23.380 Six, six, six.

00:12:23.980 Yeah, we get 18.

00:12:24.880 Andrew Karp's fucking devil horn hair is just growing every M-bobble job.

00:12:29.440 You want to know something crazy?

00:12:30.720 I sold VIP tickets according to the theater, like, how much we could accommodate in the theater,

00:12:35.560 and then I looked at, like, this, like, we got to do the t-shirts and all this shit,

00:12:38.320 and it turned out to be 33, and I'm just, like, consistently...

00:12:40.580 Illuminati confirmed.

00:12:42.580 Six N-words, six N-words, six.

00:12:44.060 It's, like, just a...

00:12:45.180 Not good.

00:12:46.080 Not good.

00:12:46.700 Not good.

00:12:47.260 Not good.

00:12:47.740 I don't know why you guys...

00:12:49.260 Sam planned it.

00:12:50.880 This guy wants to eat my ass.

00:12:53.620 So I did Andrew...

00:12:54.700 I've said this times.

00:12:55.640 I did Andrew Wilson's show yesterday, and we were talking about that Bouchard guy.

00:13:00.680 Do you know the Bouchard guy who, like, channels people?

00:13:05.940 And he does this thing with his hands like this, right?

00:13:08.300 Ah, the yoni.

00:13:09.360 So, like, the whole show, we're all making fun of this.

00:13:11.880 And then right at the end, I'm just like, goodbye, everybody.

00:13:15.060 Bang, and I do that.

00:13:15.980 And just the comment section lit up with, Sam, are you doing hand signals?

00:13:21.300 Are you fucking doing hand signals?

00:13:23.960 You Kabbalah bracelet-wearing motherfucker.

00:13:26.300 There it is.

00:13:27.220 Oh, you guys set me the fuck up.

00:13:29.020 You guys set me the fuck up.

00:13:31.320 We did that.

00:13:32.180 Hey, can I get one of these green ones?

00:13:33.660 No, we're going to give you a red one.

00:13:35.260 Yeah, buddy.

00:13:36.560 Everybody meet us.

00:13:37.520 Meet us outside after for the child sacrifice.

00:13:39.600 Welcome to Sam Tripoli's humiliation ritual, ladies and gentlemen.

00:13:43.780 Who's on the other side of that glory hole?

00:13:47.640 You're going to have to find out.

00:13:48.680 Well, you know, all right, all right.

00:13:49.580 So, back to the nuke thing.

00:13:50.920 Okay.

00:13:51.300 What does seem to be real.

00:13:52.940 Are we talking about nukes?

00:13:53.560 We're talking about nukes.

00:13:54.480 Because this plays into the bigger picture.

00:13:55.900 About the nuke thing.

00:13:57.020 What's up with nukes?

00:13:58.220 What is up with nukes?

00:14:01.380 It's clear to me that all the radiation they told us that was going to be.

00:14:05.120 It's indicative to me that they said these places were going to be inhospitable.

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00:14:50.060 Hashtag make a play.

00:14:52.740 For thousands of years because of the radiation.

00:14:55.260 I will say though, they're not inhospitable, but when you look at Japan, they're all like

00:14:59.340 gay cat boys running around this way.

00:15:01.780 So maybe nukes are literally a gay weapon.

00:15:04.900 It could be like spiritual radiation.

00:15:06.940 A gay bomb.

00:15:07.480 Yeah, a bio gay bomb.

00:15:09.000 A gay, it could definitely could happen.

00:15:10.740 But if you look at Chernobyl, right?

00:15:12.340 I mean like, they're like, dude, you got to get a hazmat suit to walk around.

00:15:16.280 Well, what about that like fox over there that's just running around chasing that fucking squirrel?

00:15:21.400 What about all the vegetation everywhere?

00:15:23.700 Well, to be fair, some of those deer had two heads.

00:15:26.100 And that's a little fucking alarming.

00:15:28.040 But, you know, that could be, uh, that could happen anywhere.

00:15:31.340 Adaptation.

00:15:31.940 Bro, when you shoot a buck with two heads.

00:15:33.660 Oh, that's killer.

00:15:34.460 That's killer.

00:15:35.340 But it's clear that it's...

00:15:36.200 Yeah, it's all a lie.

00:15:36.340 Everything's a lie.

00:15:36.960 Everything's about control.

00:15:38.040 I'm about to drop an episode.

00:15:39.980 I was supposed to do this morning, but I just flew in, but about the myth of AIDS.

00:15:44.200 It's a total bullshit story.

00:15:45.520 It is a myth.

00:15:46.260 I can confirm.

00:15:46.960 And it's so crazy.

00:15:49.120 So stop wearing condoms.

00:15:50.920 Keep barebacking, everybody.

00:15:52.140 That's right.

00:15:52.800 Let's go.

00:15:53.540 We fucking wrong.

00:15:54.500 It's literally not...

00:15:56.240 It's...

00:15:56.500 You can't transmit it.

00:15:58.540 It doesn't even exist.

00:15:59.380 They've never even found it.

00:16:01.860 AZT.

00:16:02.540 But what they found is...

00:16:03.760 That was Fauci, right?

00:16:04.540 Hold on.

00:16:04.820 Shout out.

00:16:05.300 Shout out.

00:16:05.600 If anyone has AIDS, get your hands up there.

00:16:07.680 You're good to go, bro.

00:16:08.880 You're safe.

00:16:10.380 More people have AIDS than believe in nukes.

00:16:13.220 I don't know what that statistic says about this fucking crowd, but I like it.

00:16:17.240 It's fucked up.

00:16:18.040 I like it a lot.

00:16:18.680 AIDS conspiracy theorists have money, dog.

00:16:21.300 That's your demographic.

00:16:22.660 You know what it is...

00:16:23.160 Get those gay dollars, dude.

00:16:24.900 AIDS, if you have AIDS in this crew, it's because you didn't believe it was real, and

00:16:28.860 you had to find out for yourself.

00:16:30.180 You didn't take the official narrative on AIDS, and you had to go and find out for yourself,

00:16:34.440 which I appreciate about you guys.

00:16:35.680 That's a painful lesson, for sure, right?

00:16:37.080 Yeah, but it's firsthand experience.

00:16:38.680 So it's not real.

00:16:39.500 Who told you?

00:16:40.620 Fauci.

00:16:41.120 That AIDS isn't real?

00:16:42.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:42.720 The guess is...

00:16:43.660 It drops smile.

00:16:44.800 It's this woman, Canadian woman.

00:16:46.220 And again, I'm bad with names, but it literally drops tomorrow, and she breaks it all down.

00:16:51.420 Like, what the actual AIDS test is, is so insanely stupid.

00:16:55.800 It's like three different AIDS tests, and what they have to do is they have to dilute your

00:17:00.080 blood so thin to find it, that when they do regular blood, no one tests positive.

00:17:05.880 It's when they just dilute, dilute, dilute, dilute, dilute, then all of a sudden, you find

00:17:11.220 AIDS.

00:17:11.520 It's like crazy, too.

00:17:13.100 And, you know, you always hear rappers, and you always hear, like, black comics talk

00:17:17.980 about how AIDS was a weapon against black people.

00:17:20.960 Totally true, dude.

00:17:22.580 They always test positive.

00:17:25.000 It's done on purpose, and that's why, and she brought it up on the show, it's like, all

00:17:29.400 the commercials for PrEP or any AIDS medication is always gay, black men.

00:17:34.520 Yeah.

00:17:34.800 Well, let me ask you something.

00:17:35.760 You're saying that it's not so bad.

00:17:37.220 Right.

00:17:37.440 Have you ever seen a Jamaican dance hall?

00:17:39.320 Have you ever seen a Jamaican dance hall?

00:17:41.260 Oh, my God.

00:17:41.800 I'm not very mad at the AIDS epidemic.

00:17:43.900 I've seen a lot of Jamaican dance halls.

00:17:45.460 You've got to thin the herd, dog.

00:17:46.680 That's not what this show's about.

00:17:47.740 Well, hold on, hold on, because that is relevant.

00:17:49.060 I'm sorry.

00:17:49.080 Why are you going to thin the herds with people that don't reproduce?

00:17:51.420 That's true.

00:17:51.920 They do kill.

00:17:52.480 Did you know that more black babies are aborted than they are born?

00:17:56.280 I learned that recently.

00:17:56.900 Man, we got into this quick, huh?

00:17:58.780 I'm just saying.

00:17:59.740 I learned a statistic.

00:18:00.780 I wanted to share it with you guys.

00:18:02.100 We're at the part of the show where we're doing race realism.

00:18:03.220 That's so crazy, because abortion clinics, the line outside, look like a yoga class of white chicks.

00:18:08.620 Yeah, well, they.

00:18:09.540 Well, that's what black babies.

00:18:11.140 Oh, top lobster with the banger.

00:18:17.600 No waist mixing.

00:18:18.700 That's another.

00:18:19.040 So you know what this sounds like?

00:18:20.360 It sounds like.

00:18:20.960 This is going off the rails, guys.

00:18:21.740 I want to bring it back in.

00:18:23.040 Can I reel it back in?

00:18:23.600 I just think this is the Nephilim death squad to the T, dude.

00:18:26.140 This is it.

00:18:26.740 This is it, baby.

00:18:27.620 The only rails we got are the ones we're snorting.

00:18:30.040 So, so, hey, now, wait a second.

00:18:33.180 Dude, tell me, look at him.

00:18:35.120 Does he not look like a dude?

00:18:35.960 I look like I do a lot of cocaine.

00:18:37.120 I know that.

00:18:37.760 We'll sell it to you at the very least.

00:18:38.400 I look like I am selling cocaine after the show.

00:18:40.480 You look like the guy that puts the fentanyl in the coke.

00:18:42.080 That's right.

00:18:42.440 That's what you look like.

00:18:43.080 Not the coke that I use for everybody else.

00:18:45.320 So what you've described here sounds a lot like Fauci doing the same shit, right?

00:18:50.220 He's running mascot for the COVID vaccine and everything, and he's also, we're using the PCR test, which is also skewed.

00:18:57.720 Seven Seas shouted that out.

00:18:58.860 So that test, interestingly enough, the fucking guy who created it died.

00:19:04.140 What's his name?

00:19:04.660 Say the name.

00:19:05.740 Kenny Mullis.

00:19:06.740 Oh, wow.

00:19:07.580 I 100% believe that the reason Kerry Mullis got a Nobel Peace Prize for that is because they realized it gave them the opportunity to basically say people have whatever they want to have.

00:19:22.780 That's why, and I think that's why he was so tortured later, because he realized what he had done.

00:19:27.800 He released this tool that allowed them to just give us all bioweapons.

00:19:31.980 He's the fucking Oppenheimer of it, right?

00:19:33.680 I have become death.

00:19:34.260 See, I figured this out recently, like, I was telling, shout out Clint, I was telling him.

00:19:39.200 Shout out Clint, guys.

00:19:40.020 I was like, don't worry about.

00:19:41.880 Do you ever know that you're my hero?

00:19:46.400 I miss you.

00:19:46.940 I was telling him, I'm like, listen, you can play, like, conservative with your tweets, but I'm like, the reality is you could just do whatever you want.

00:19:54.740 And then I said, watch this.

00:19:55.740 And I did whatever the fuck I wanted.

00:19:57.380 And everybody was like, you can't do that.

00:19:59.880 And then I did.

00:20:00.700 And then, but that's the same thing.

00:20:02.080 It's a PCR test, but, like, a social PCR test.

00:20:05.900 Like, I just do whatever.

00:20:06.900 Yeah.

00:20:07.260 And the reality is it doesn't matter.

00:20:08.400 It's crazy.

00:20:08.960 Go outside.

00:20:09.540 Do whatever you want.

00:20:10.280 You can do whatever.

00:20:11.020 Don't do that.

00:20:11.680 We've already dipped into the N-word well, all right, quite a many times.

00:20:16.660 And I've not been shot once.

00:20:18.000 There you go.

00:20:18.720 Okay.

00:20:19.860 Shoot that man.

00:20:20.740 That guy's been wanting to say it forever.

00:20:22.240 Shoot that man, Eamon Rat, you son of a bitch.

00:20:23.760 If the black people show up, we will sacrifice you.

00:20:25.540 Unbelievable.

00:20:26.280 They're going to be here next to them.

00:20:26.800 Listen, we get your piss.

00:20:27.920 Kill this emo over here.

00:20:29.420 But it's the same thing.

00:20:30.660 It's kind of amazing.

00:20:31.460 Kill the guy that looks like Dungeons and Dragons.

00:20:33.600 Kill him.

00:20:33.980 You want to talk about history on repeat?

00:20:37.920 I mean, I forgot who it was that said it doesn't repeat, but it rhymes.

00:20:41.300 It's the same shit.

00:20:42.180 We toted the same motherfucker out in Fauci in front of, you know, the world stage again

00:20:46.360 and did the exact same shit that we did with the AIDS epidemic.

00:20:49.280 I actually talked to Seven Seas recently.

00:20:51.960 He doesn't believe that COVID existed at all.

00:20:54.640 And what's wild about that is if you look...

00:20:57.100 Is he paying us?

00:20:57.480 Is he a sponsor on this show?

00:20:58.400 He's got good information, dog.

00:20:59.960 I don't.

00:21:00.440 I'm just using him.

00:21:01.320 Have you seen his charts?

00:21:02.520 Oh, he's got the best charts.

00:21:03.980 He's got the best charts.

00:21:05.020 His charts, as he says, all my friends are fucking controlled opposition.

00:21:08.860 They might be!

00:21:09.340 That was a fun episode.

00:21:10.400 I'm like, oh my God.

00:21:11.600 I'm having dinner with that guy in fucking an hour.

00:21:14.980 But he's wearing his fucking Kabbalah bracelet, isn't he?

00:21:17.280 He's like, let me tell you how Joe Rogan is being paid 17 ways by the Jews.

00:21:20.560 Yeah.

00:21:20.640 And Sam's just like...

00:21:21.560 Raining shekels on him.

00:21:24.060 That's it.

00:21:24.660 But the COVID epidemic, what was interesting about it was when he said that he didn't think

00:21:32.180 it existed.

00:21:32.580 He thought it was 5G, which was interesting because during the lockdowns, the only fucking

00:21:35.820 thing that was being manufactured were 5G towers.

00:21:37.920 And I thought that was really strange, right?

00:21:39.920 But if you focused on the flu numbers, let's say every year annually, right?

00:21:43.840 For the past 100 years, 5 million people died from the flu.

00:21:47.240 6 million.

00:21:47.860 6 million people died from the flu.

00:21:49.040 Seems a little high, right?

00:21:50.140 And you keep going on, 5.5 million.

00:21:53.040 For years and years and years, all of a sudden, 2020 rolls around.

00:21:56.540 It's fucking like 200 people died of the flu.

00:21:58.320 Yeah.

00:21:58.720 2021 rolls around.

00:21:59.940 And why do we accept that there's a flu?

00:22:03.660 Your body is...

00:22:04.300 You've gotten into the terrain theory part of the show.

00:22:06.000 These guys, they're so diabolical, these people.

00:22:08.580 It's not the fucking flu.

00:22:10.420 It's your body's detoxing toxins.

00:22:12.960 And that's an exosome.

00:22:14.940 And that's what they're telling you is a virus.

00:22:17.760 I'm so excited to talk to Alex after the show because he's like, these guys are saying

00:22:21.640 stuff about ivermectin.

00:22:23.220 I don't know what's going on in this country.

00:22:24.380 That's crazy.

00:22:25.140 Alex, take some fucking notes, bro.

00:22:26.960 Alex, do you have kids?

00:22:29.140 Oh my God.

00:22:30.000 Someone birthed your children.

00:22:31.300 That's a fucking maze.

00:22:32.120 Are you kidding me?

00:22:33.180 I love Alex, dude.

00:22:34.920 Have you seen the way he's dressed?

00:22:36.000 I would love to watch that guy have sex one time.

00:22:38.760 At least once.

00:22:39.720 The war crimes that come out of his mouth.

00:22:42.960 I love him.

00:22:44.840 We're going to fix you.

00:22:46.040 But it's total bullshit.

00:22:47.280 It's all bullshit.

00:22:48.320 Just like animals have mating season, we have this detox season.

00:22:53.600 And they've labeled it the flu.

00:22:55.380 So everyone thinks they get fucking sick.

00:22:57.420 And really, your body's just detoxing.

00:22:59.780 And you have to flush out the detox.

00:23:01.500 And now you see people getting the flu in July, June and July.

00:23:06.920 That's the 5G.

00:23:08.260 That's the Tim James came on.

00:23:12.080 It's the snake venom, dude.

00:23:13.820 They're spraying us with snake venom.

00:23:15.480 They're putting snake venom in all of our shit.

00:23:17.420 They're pumping 5G into our fucking faces.

00:23:19.760 Now he's trying to roll out 6G.

00:23:22.140 Apparently.

00:23:22.720 That's great.

00:23:23.280 That's going to end real well.

00:23:24.380 And I think we're going to have another pandemic around the same time.

00:23:26.560 Soho's doesn't have any more testicles to lose.

00:23:28.660 I literally lost a testicle.

00:23:30.680 So now you're down to none or one?

00:23:32.380 No, just the one.

00:23:33.000 It's kind of like a boomerang.

00:23:34.260 Yeah.

00:23:35.100 You're doing better than Ari Shafir.

00:23:36.520 I've seen his nuts too many times.

00:23:38.140 Not good.

00:23:38.660 He has this one big nut.

00:23:40.040 And then he has a tiny moon nut.

00:23:41.700 Doesn't everybody?

00:23:42.960 What?

00:23:44.560 No, I have high and tight nuts.

00:23:46.720 I don't even know how I have kids.

00:23:48.420 You know what those are?

00:23:48.920 I'm expecting a bang to come out of my dick.

00:23:51.000 Those are fighting nuts.

00:23:52.260 That's what those are.

00:23:52.920 They get sucked up into your body because you're ready for fucking combat.

00:23:55.200 He has the posture when he comes up to you.

00:23:56.980 He's like, yeah, that's the nuts.

00:23:58.600 He's going to hit you.

00:23:59.260 I'm so tired.

00:24:01.780 You know what's funny?

00:24:02.740 I'm going to deviate for a second.

00:24:03.900 I watched Sam Tripoli.

00:24:05.440 For a second?

00:24:05.540 This is the whole fucking show.

00:24:06.800 The whole show is a deviation.

00:24:07.680 It should just be called Deviate.

00:24:09.020 We derail.

00:24:09.740 All right?

00:24:09.960 It's what we do.

00:24:10.660 I watched Sam Tripoli stick and move dressed as a pinata.

00:24:15.160 And I said, oh fucking shit, sir.

00:24:17.640 Oh, shit.

00:24:18.960 I got a tiny bit of hands.

00:24:20.300 Carnival of combat.

00:24:21.500 They dressed him.

00:24:22.240 I don't know why they did that to him.

00:24:23.360 Humiliation ritual, I'm sure.

00:24:24.460 Paying up to the Jews.

00:24:25.200 But they dressed him as a pinata.

00:24:26.680 Yeah.

00:24:27.180 And then I watched him fuck people up in the ring.

00:24:29.740 And what you didn't realize, it was chaotic.

00:24:32.100 There's like six or seven motherfuckers in the ring.

00:24:33.720 But if you watch the corner where Sam Tripoli's working, it's tight.

00:24:37.760 It's inside.

00:24:38.820 Everything's working.

00:24:39.600 It's fucking phone booth boxing.

00:24:41.020 I planted that front kick on that guy.

00:24:41.960 And I said, like his balls.

00:24:43.640 Like his balls.

00:24:44.360 High and tight.

00:24:44.980 High and tight, dude.

00:24:45.480 And I said, I just want to give you your flowers.

00:24:47.620 I feel like I'm castrated.

00:24:49.100 And then sauce comes.

00:24:50.340 The boy can bang.

00:24:51.460 That was actually a warning.

00:24:53.160 Yeah.

00:24:53.520 You guys.

00:24:54.640 Everybody's getting pregnant.

00:24:57.740 I don't think that was the warning.

00:24:59.300 I thought we were saying you can fight.

00:25:00.760 That's the gift.

00:25:02.020 That's the gift that keeps on giving.

00:25:03.300 No, but it's like 100%.

00:25:04.760 People go, is everything a conspiracy?

00:25:08.020 100% it is.

00:25:09.460 Because it's not happening over two weeks, a month, a year.

00:25:12.860 This is like hundreds, if not thousands of years they've been running this shit on us.

00:25:17.620 And they just keep getting deeper.

00:25:19.460 And now it's like, it just seems like they're at this point where it's like either all in or not.

00:25:24.460 And it just seems like they're all in right now.

00:25:27.180 And there's just, I mean, these Zionists are just looking like retards, right?

00:25:32.860 Kosher retards.

00:25:33.960 Easy.

00:25:34.340 We don't want to get canceled.

00:25:35.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:35.860 All right.

00:25:36.380 Well, we got kicked out one theater.

00:25:37.740 Let's just fucking crank it up.

00:25:38.640 You paid us good money to do this event, Sam Tripling.

00:25:41.340 I don't know how to have you.

00:25:41.900 Sam, where are you at on aliens?

00:25:43.640 Because we're talking about thousands of year old psyop.

00:25:46.280 And if you want to talk about like biblical precedent, there's aliens in the Bible or what we think is aliens.

00:25:51.440 There's aliens today.

00:25:52.340 We're playing footsie with this shit.

00:25:53.640 Where are you personally at?

00:25:55.520 I know you got some stuff going on at the Comedy of Dojo, the guy that runs that.

00:26:01.020 Oh, that's right.

00:26:01.500 The Dojo of Comedy, yeah.

00:26:02.460 The Dojo of Comedy, yeah.

00:26:03.480 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

00:26:04.840 Wait, wait, wait.

00:26:05.300 This is interesting, right?

00:26:06.200 Because we had that drone incursion.

00:26:07.800 We had that drone incursion over New Jersey, and that was weird.

00:26:11.000 We never got satisfactory answers for what the fuck that was.

00:26:12.800 Oh, you know what I think that is?

00:26:14.040 What's that?

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00:26:43.500 Oh.

00:26:44.520 I think everything is a test to see if you're, how we'll react to it.

00:26:49.960 I can get down with that.

00:26:50.560 If you had all these things, like, oh, it's China, oh, it's Iran, oh, it's aliens, then why do they have FAA regulation fucking lighting on them?

00:26:59.680 Right.

00:26:59.880 Why are they going blue, red, and white?

00:27:01.280 Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, because that's our government.

00:27:03.600 But why were some of them, like, the eye of Ezekiel, like, you know, what he said, where it's like wheels on a wheel.

00:27:09.760 Well, to be honest, it's the fog of war, right?

00:27:12.480 We're getting all kinds of weird videos.

00:27:13.920 We don't know when those videos are from.

00:27:15.300 We don't know if they're even fucking real because AI has reached a point.

00:27:18.520 I believe everything.

00:27:19.520 I mean, that's where I'm at.

00:27:20.400 It's a fun place to be.

00:27:21.620 It is a fun place to be.

00:27:22.500 But I believe that, you know, I just said ninjas are butterflies, and we were talking about that.

00:27:28.680 Shout out to those guys.

00:27:29.420 And, you know, with the whole thing of Israel and, like, Ted Cruz getting his fucking lady dick kicked in by Tucker.

00:27:35.620 And I know Tucker is, like, CIA and all that shit.

00:27:40.080 You guys got the same bracelet.

00:27:41.240 Got the same bracelet.

00:27:42.540 Be careful.

00:27:43.960 I just love, I love pro wrestling, so I'll watch it, right?

00:27:47.720 And, you know, Ted Cruz is such a piece of shit that people said he was a Zodiac killer, and he ran with it as a PR stunt.

00:27:54.960 That's pretty cool.

00:27:55.440 Like, I'm not that bad.

00:27:56.400 I kill people.

00:27:57.300 That's pretty cool.

00:27:58.260 So he's like, you know, from the Bible, those who support Israel will be blessed, you know?

00:28:06.400 But Israel isn't a location.

00:28:08.580 It's not a geographic location.

00:28:10.680 It's an ideology of those who support Jesus.

00:28:13.400 That is what Israel is.

00:28:15.660 And when you have a fucking Talamud, Talamud, Talamud, Talamud, Talamud, Talamud, Talamud.

00:28:20.500 This motherfucker added an extra Talamud.

00:28:22.480 A Talamud.

00:28:23.440 And you're, like, saying that Jesus is an excrement.

00:28:26.140 Like, I don't think you're those people.

00:28:28.080 That's not cool.

00:28:28.720 It's also, like, I had replied to him because I'm like, read the rest of the chapter.

00:28:35.440 Like, it's like, throughout the rest of the book, it's like, and then Israel sucked.

00:28:39.280 And then the next book was like, and then they suck, too, and God continues to, like, go further from them.

00:28:43.840 It's the dispensations.

00:28:44.600 I'm like, read the rest of it.

00:28:46.180 Keep reading.

00:28:47.200 But, you know, cherry pick.

00:28:48.320 It's fine.

00:28:48.680 It's also, like, the government of Israel.

00:28:50.200 Is that what they mean to the government of Israel?

00:28:51.960 Let's kill those people in the sand.

00:28:52.960 It's fine.

00:28:53.280 And the Lord said, love Bibi and all his war crimes.

00:28:56.080 Now, shout, support Bibi Netanyahu.

00:28:58.140 Yeah.

00:28:58.300 Then you have fucking Laura Loomer and her lady dick.

00:29:01.540 I mean, she's got a dick and duck-billed fucking lips.

00:29:06.140 Allegedly.

00:29:06.620 Allegedly.

00:29:06.780 I gotta say that because she seems letitious.

00:29:07.740 I think she's a lovely woman.

00:29:09.100 And I don't know why you're attacking Laura Loomer.

00:29:10.580 I mean, just making stupid comments like, you know, like, oh, we need Palantir to come save us.

00:29:15.600 And then she's like, oh, oh, the poor, dead Palestinian babies.

00:29:20.200 You know how psycho you have to be to write those words?

00:29:23.660 Shout out Misfit Patriot.

00:29:25.000 Well, you know, Sam.

00:29:26.200 Why isn't he here?

00:29:27.960 I don't know.

00:29:28.320 Mr. Pfister, thank you very much.

00:29:30.680 I'm not going to fight anybody today.

00:29:31.900 But it's interesting because your boy, Tim Dillon, kind of, like, broke the seal on this.

00:29:36.720 Ah, love it.

00:29:37.000 Not my boy.

00:29:37.740 Shane Cashman's boy.

00:29:39.060 Shane Cashman's boy.

00:29:39.860 Absolutely.

00:29:40.180 I love him.

00:29:40.740 Poor Shane Cashman.

00:29:41.760 I've seen you in pictures with Tim.

00:29:43.180 You guys are doing an eye.

00:29:43.680 I've been there.

00:29:44.260 Yeah, that's it.

00:29:45.060 He didn't come on my episode.

00:29:46.820 Really?

00:29:47.000 It was him, it was me and Shane, tag team, and Phil.

00:29:51.820 What's Phil's last name?

00:29:53.540 Labonte?

00:29:54.540 Labonte?

00:29:54.900 Oh, did you know that Labonte is a word for your gooch?

00:29:58.900 Yeah, well, he got his gooch work that night, for sure.

00:30:03.160 Working the Labonte.

00:30:04.280 Because Phil thinks...

00:30:05.640 No, not Tim Poole.

00:30:06.200 Tim Dillon.

00:30:07.240 Oh, I was confused as fuck.

00:30:09.340 Didn't you say Tim Poole?

00:30:10.220 Maybe.

00:30:10.680 He's always on my mind.

00:30:11.620 He is constantly on my mind.

00:30:13.420 Hi, Tim.

00:30:13.860 What about, you're not Tim Dillon guy?

00:30:16.460 Of course I am.

00:30:16.880 I love Tim Dillon.

00:30:17.740 He blew the lid off of this Palantir thing when he said that Peter Thiel has been inviting

00:30:22.200 him to the house, and he's like, I just can't do it.

00:30:24.000 And it's like, I love how he breaks that third wall.

00:30:26.500 He's like, if I do that, my fan base is going to look at me and say, what the fuck are you

00:30:30.120 talking about?

00:30:30.820 Yeah, 100%.

00:30:31.240 And then he said, within the next six months, you're going to see a lot of people supporting

00:30:34.900 this list, the Palantir list, and then also like nonsensical things.

00:30:38.540 So, Tim Dillon is, in my opinion, you, Tim Dillon, Owen Benjamin, people like you guys

00:30:43.580 are real comedians that...

00:30:45.640 Comedians' job is to tell the truth, make it funny, make it tolerable for the normal people

00:30:50.820 to swallow.

00:30:51.480 And he's doing it, and it's effective.

00:30:53.040 They're going to kill him.

00:30:53.840 They're going to kill him, 100%.

00:30:55.060 They won't, because he's gay.

00:30:56.400 They can't kill a gay.

00:30:57.120 Is he gay?

00:30:57.720 They don't know what to do.

00:30:58.360 I don't think he's gay.

00:30:59.160 I think he's gay.

00:30:59.860 I know people who were good friends with his roommates, and they said, he's gay as fuck.

00:31:06.100 If you don't know anybody that had sex with Tim Dillon, I don't want to hear that.

00:31:09.360 Why hasn't that person come out?

00:31:11.060 Yeah, where's that guy?

00:31:12.160 He's a sloppy cop.

00:31:13.140 Exactly.

00:31:14.040 Honestly, it's the greatest cover you could ever run.

00:31:16.760 But Tim is very important because he's the best at delivering facts while making you laugh

00:31:23.240 the whole time.

00:31:24.000 Whereas I like to sledgehammer everything.

00:31:26.700 Like, I get so pissed.

00:31:28.180 I just want to rip people, dude.

00:31:29.780 I just...

00:31:30.180 I get so angry.

00:31:31.240 So he's very important, dude.

00:31:32.840 He's like...

00:31:33.720 He gets a spoonful of sugar that makes the medicine go down.

00:31:37.100 And Theo Vaughn does that as well, dude.

00:31:38.780 They're very important.

00:31:39.880 And it's very brave because they...

00:31:42.980 I mean, shadow banned to the dark realms.

00:31:45.640 I mean, how many people have lost their YouTube, lost everything, lost their reach?

00:31:49.280 Yep.

00:31:49.520 And we all know that Elon Musk is part of the trans agenda.

00:31:53.100 You deserved it.

00:31:53.600 Right?

00:31:53.980 That's true.

00:31:54.460 You fucking deserved it, bro.

00:31:56.040 100%, yeah.

00:31:56.660 I actually made the call.

00:31:57.960 But yeah, no, that's what I'm saying.

00:31:58.900 I mean, these are people that I'm like,

00:32:01.000 as we're doing this and as it's growing...

00:32:04.000 Yeah.

00:32:04.320 And like, so we're facing the reality of like doing some of these,

00:32:07.420 even though we weren't canceled, like for me,

00:32:10.080 but I say a lot of the same shit.

00:32:11.780 Right.

00:32:11.940 And I'm looking at it and I'm like,

00:32:12.960 we're getting really close to like the Eye of Sauron.

00:32:16.120 And like, how much further do I want to go?

00:32:17.980 That's a good question.

00:32:19.200 Do you ever think that?

00:32:20.220 No, you're right.

00:32:20.940 I totally believe that.

00:32:22.960 And you guys have got a great show and it's growing.

00:32:26.380 And, you know, sometimes when you're like working your way up

00:32:30.820 and your show isn't as big as it is, you talk mad shit.

00:32:33.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:32:34.080 And you're like, nobody's giving it back to me

00:32:35.860 because they know I'm right and I'm so badass.

00:32:37.860 And then you realize nobody's listening to you,

00:32:40.040 so they don't know who the fuck you are

00:32:41.880 and what the fuck you're saying.

00:32:43.140 And then you start getting bigger

00:32:44.380 and then you start seeing the shit being talked to you.

00:32:47.200 It's like, oh, you guys never like this?

00:32:48.780 Yeah.

00:32:49.240 My bad.

00:32:49.580 And that's why, like, all those guys that are super huge, like...

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00:33:21.640 I'm being honest.

00:33:22.540 I don't want that shit.

00:33:23.660 I just want to be able to take care of my family

00:33:25.380 and then just be able to talk as much shit as I want.

00:33:28.200 And it's really hard when you're really...

00:33:30.740 That's why they're very good at, like,

00:33:32.440 oh, they know what you can say or what you can't say,

00:33:34.740 and they're very good at that.

00:33:36.360 But, again, it gets into this thing.

00:33:38.880 And even though Tim and I...

00:33:40.540 Rogan's doing it, too.

00:33:41.400 They're getting into the dangerous, dangerous.

00:33:43.420 We deal in the dangerous, dangerous.

00:33:45.880 They're safe, dangerous.

00:33:47.520 Right?

00:33:48.520 Like, two years...

00:33:50.060 Three years after COVID, you can kind of go off on COVID.

00:33:52.680 That is a safe, dangerous topic now.

00:33:54.920 We're all like, yeah, we got fucked.

00:33:56.720 But, you know, it's like early on after October 7th...

00:33:59.700 Like, I really do believe one of my co-hosts left the show,

00:34:02.920 and I love him with all my heart,

00:34:04.240 is because I was calling out Israel.

00:34:06.380 And now you can do that.

00:34:08.220 There's enough data and people feel safe enough.

00:34:10.460 Has he seen it yet?

00:34:11.680 What?

00:34:12.200 Has he seen it yet?

00:34:12.940 Has he looked at the climate, the cultural climate,

00:34:14.720 the conversation, the way that it shifted,

00:34:16.320 and has he realized that you were right?

00:34:18.080 Yeah.

00:34:18.580 I mean, but I don't think he's...

00:34:20.380 He's of an old school where you don't say that.

00:34:22.900 And he's the most wonderful human being you'll ever meet.

00:34:25.880 Yeah, yeah.

00:34:26.100 But it's just his wiring isn't built like that.

00:34:28.820 And when you do talk about that stuff,

00:34:30.680 like, I really do believe that there's some good friends of mine

00:34:34.440 that don't want to be necessarily associated with me

00:34:37.760 because I do call out Israel,

00:34:39.760 and I do call out the Talmud,

00:34:41.140 and I do call out all that shit.

00:34:43.200 And because they're living their best life,

00:34:45.200 living their dreams in Hollywood

00:34:46.480 that they've actually achieved

00:34:48.120 where they're getting movies and TV shows.

00:34:50.280 Right, right.

00:34:51.180 They don't want to fuck with the bag, baby.

00:34:53.180 It's so hard to get hired, dude.

00:34:55.340 It's like 20...

00:34:56.340 This is why Hollywood sucks.

00:34:57.620 There's too many chefs in the kitchen,

00:34:59.400 and all you need is one red light out of 20 red lights,

00:35:02.480 and you're not fucking working.

00:35:03.900 Yep.

00:35:04.120 But that's the same thing that I was...

00:35:05.760 I think I was talking about Tim Dillon with my cousin.

00:35:09.020 It might have been Tim Dillon,

00:35:09.820 or whoever I was talking about.

00:35:10.800 It was like, there's only so far that you can go.

00:35:13.100 And it's like, well, why can you only go so far?

00:35:14.780 Because...

00:35:15.120 David's about to tell us a dream he had.

00:35:16.260 No, no, no.

00:35:16.580 Well, I had this dream, guys.

00:35:17.780 No, it's like the opportunity...

00:35:19.500 He's a sloppy top.

00:35:22.520 Guilty as charged.

00:35:23.520 The opportunities will close.

00:35:25.780 And they don't even have to...

00:35:26.540 So you think about somebody coming to you and saying,

00:35:29.160 hey, watch your mouth.

00:35:29.940 That doesn't necessarily happen, I imagine.

00:35:32.000 I imagine the well dries up.

00:35:34.120 So you start going out for work.

00:35:35.920 Yeah, exactly.

00:35:36.740 And you don't know why, maybe, at first.

00:35:38.560 Maybe somebody's willing to whisper to you,

00:35:39.780 like, hey, dude, you're fucking running the wrong rhetoric.

00:35:41.560 You're saying crazy shit.

00:35:42.900 And you go, well, it's the truth.

00:35:43.840 And they go, yeah, but you're saying crazy shit.

00:35:46.220 So you can't get this job.

00:35:47.920 Your management can't land you a position.

00:35:50.140 Your book or whatever the fucking case may be.

00:35:52.160 And then you sail away off into obscurity.

00:35:54.360 And nobody knows because that's the method that it happens by.

00:35:57.400 It's a slow closing of the door.

00:35:59.900 Nobody can outright look at you and say,

00:36:01.760 oh, this motherfucker said Israel, or whatever.

00:36:04.120 And then, boom, the band hammer came down.

00:36:05.740 It's like, no, it just, the well kind of dries up.

00:36:08.120 And it looks like you fucking suck.

00:36:09.600 It looks like you can't land jobs anymore.

00:36:11.380 And then, you know, so the perception isn't that you just got canceled for talking about the Jews.

00:36:15.960 So I got cut from my eighth grade basketball team.

00:36:19.780 It was the Jews.

00:36:20.840 And hand to God, I was like, fuck everybody.

00:36:23.960 I'm never going to rely on anybody to ever tell me what is right and what's wrong.

00:36:28.420 And literally, from that point on, I was just this Ronin motherfucker.

00:36:32.320 So I go to Hollywood.

00:36:35.760 And things moved very quickly for me.

00:36:37.820 And then I go to this big festival.

00:36:39.500 At the time, it was a big festival.

00:36:40.740 It's basically done now.

00:36:42.020 And I had a horrible set.

00:36:43.980 And even more doors closed on me.

00:36:45.760 But that built me for, like, when COVID hit.

00:36:50.140 When COVID hit, I was fine, dude.

00:36:52.000 I was super indie.

00:36:53.440 My podcast was doing great.

00:36:55.000 Not everybody's like that.

00:36:56.600 And they're very afraid because I call them system entertainers.

00:37:01.420 And you can tell what a system entertainer is because they'll get a Netflix special.

00:37:06.120 And everyone's talking about it.

00:37:07.440 And then they'll do a YouTube show.

00:37:09.040 And nobody watches it, right?

00:37:10.400 And they only can thrive through the industry and giving them the opportunities.

00:37:15.120 It's like some EBT shit, right?

00:37:17.100 It's all handout shit.

00:37:19.440 Well, I'm not like that.

00:37:20.280 My shit is all based off the internet.

00:37:22.660 And I don't know why Elon Musk is letting people talk shit.

00:37:25.700 We can get into, is this kind of them getting data on who's talking shit and who's not talking shit?

00:37:30.100 But he's letting shit fly.

00:37:32.000 And I do think it's important right now.

00:37:34.280 And for some reason, Israel or AIPAC or whoever can't shut it down.

00:37:39.260 You know what I think that is with Elon?

00:37:41.820 I've been talking about this on the show a lot.

00:37:43.400 I think what happened is we went through generations of suppressed speech.

00:37:46.660 So if there was an issue with the Jews, you weren't allowed to talk about it.

00:37:49.080 And that doesn't make the conversation go away.

00:37:51.920 It causes resentment.

00:37:53.720 And it creates a pressure cooker effect.

00:37:55.720 And then what you can do is you can steer that.

00:37:57.980 Because if you have an open dialogue about a thing, you might be able to come up with some solutions.

00:38:01.400 You might be able to compromise and figure it out reasonably.

00:38:04.040 But instead, you suppress it.

00:38:06.100 Everybody gets fucking resentful.

00:38:07.380 It builds up all this pressure.

00:38:09.200 And then you have a guy come along where he cracks the valve on it.

00:38:11.860 And he allows it to happen.

00:38:12.840 And I just look at everything.

00:38:14.020 And you have a dope rap song.

00:38:15.280 That's it?

00:38:15.720 Well, what are you talking about?

00:38:16.580 Fucking Crack Amico?

00:38:17.800 No.

00:38:18.240 Oh.

00:38:18.640 That was fire.

00:38:19.540 That was a banger, honestly.

00:38:20.880 Well, that was some Eminem level shit on that.

00:38:23.280 Yeah, yeah.

00:38:24.320 I was like, damn.

00:38:25.080 And dude, Crack Amico, I don't know why.

00:38:26.720 I thought he was a tiny guy.

00:38:28.320 And then I saw him at Skank Fest.

00:38:31.080 And he's a reasonably sized dude.

00:38:32.440 Dude, that guy's got guns on him, dude.

00:38:34.040 Does he really?

00:38:34.780 He's got some fucking gun.

00:38:36.280 I'm like, damn, dude.

00:38:37.500 Talk shit and can't throw fists.

00:38:39.260 I'm like, damn.

00:38:39.740 I mean, the whole Dave fucking Portnoy thing is very strange.

00:38:43.040 Because if you focus on him early on, he's making a joke on national television about rape.

00:38:49.520 And he's saying it was like some rape victim.

00:38:51.340 They're talking about it.

00:38:52.360 And he goes, well, what was she wearing?

00:38:53.980 Which is a throwaway.

00:38:55.080 But it's funny.

00:38:55.980 You know what I mean?

00:38:56.500 And the interviewer is going, are you making a joke about rape?

00:38:59.960 Do you think that that's okay?

00:39:00.800 And he goes like, no, I don't want anybody to get fucking raped.

00:39:02.720 I'm just making a joke.

00:39:03.660 It's just comedy.

00:39:04.700 And then fast forward to 2025.

00:39:06.880 And he's screaming at these fucking kids on the corner.

00:39:09.120 And he's telling his employees, fuck you.

00:39:11.740 You work for me.

00:39:12.900 Watch your mouth.

00:39:13.720 All this crazy shit.

00:39:15.260 The cognitive dissonance.

00:39:16.820 The disconnect.

00:39:17.880 I don't know how the fuck you get there.

00:39:19.620 Maybe you just get so high up.

00:39:20.940 You build barstool.

00:39:21.760 You have this big fucking empire.

00:39:23.020 And it just deludes the shit out of you.

00:39:24.740 I can't wait to get there.

00:39:25.980 Oh, yes.

00:39:26.740 You guys are on your way, man.

00:39:29.260 But, I mean, it's just that everyone's okay with fascism as long as it's going after the people you don't like.

00:39:38.280 The minute it comes back your way, you get really angry.

00:39:42.420 Same thing with jokes.

00:39:43.740 You're fine with all the jokes about everybody else.

00:39:47.040 That's why political correctness is bullshit.

00:39:48.840 But once it comes back at you, now you're running around and crying.

00:39:52.740 And it's like, I don't believe in any protected class.

00:39:56.820 Yeah, no sacred cows.

00:39:57.900 No sacred cows.

00:39:59.320 Make fun.

00:39:59.740 Especially when you have so much political power.

00:40:02.460 Yeah.

00:40:02.900 And October 7th changed that shit.

00:40:05.320 And now they're just not used to it.

00:40:07.640 But it's never going to go back to how it was.

00:40:10.040 It's just a wild thing to make that argument.

00:40:11.680 To say, how many Jews have to die?

00:40:13.260 And that, I swear.

00:40:14.880 And the answer is zero so far.

00:40:16.780 Right, right, right, right.

00:40:17.520 Sorry, guys.

00:40:18.320 You guys believe that Israel embassy thing where there's no security footage and no pictures of what happened?

00:40:27.800 Guys, if there was a dead body there, Israel would have that picture fucking everywhere.

00:40:32.700 This is dangerous.

00:40:33.760 This is dangerous.

00:40:34.520 This is dangerous.

00:40:35.460 We're not even going to talk about aliens.

00:40:36.780 We're talking about Israelis.

00:40:37.880 Well, Israelis.

00:40:38.920 It's the same thing.

00:40:39.640 It's the same thing.

00:40:40.580 It's part of their psyop.

00:40:41.340 But it's like you even go to the bombing that happened in Washington or Oregon.

00:40:45.500 Like, you see this big, giant puff of smoke.

00:40:48.860 And then you go to, they have one video of the guy looking like he's holding two 40s, right?

00:40:53.840 He's got his shirt off like he's a drunk Russian.

00:40:56.240 He's got two 40s in his hand.

00:40:57.940 And then there's two tiny fires where they look like they're cooking s'mores on them.

00:41:02.540 And we're supposed to think that's a giant explosion like some nuke just went on.

00:41:05.700 Also, wait, do you think that they're blowing up Israel at all?

00:41:08.900 Are they bombing it?

00:41:09.560 Because I don't even know anymore, dude.

00:41:11.160 AI is crazy.

00:41:12.280 Honestly, yeah.

00:41:12.920 This could be AI right now.

00:41:14.220 We're right.

00:41:15.560 Well, did you see that video?

00:41:16.720 It's all of the fucking missiles coming in a conga line out of a cave in Iran.

00:41:22.280 And some relatively, I don't know if it's official, but it's some Iranian-related page on Twitter.

00:41:28.700 It's a big page.

00:41:29.440 It's posting this like this is real.

00:41:31.140 You look at it.

00:41:31.800 You scrutinize it a little bit.

00:41:32.700 You realize this is fucking AI.

00:41:33.960 It's cake.

00:41:34.120 It's all cake.

00:41:35.280 Is it cake?

00:41:35.920 A hundred percent.

00:41:36.800 Are the missiles cake?

00:41:37.580 So it's like the whole fucking thing, you see enough of it, and it casts enough reasonable doubt where you go, I don't really know what I'm seeing.

00:41:46.060 I don't know what percentage of this is real, but it's certainly not a hundred percent.

00:41:50.020 But my question is to you, if it's not real, and I'm not saying it's not not real, okay?

00:41:57.220 But if it's not real, okay, what is the purpose of that?

00:42:01.920 And I would say you would probably say to get Americans upset that they're bombing Israel, but that has not happened.

00:42:08.940 And it's actually been met with, hey, what are you doing in Palestine, you motherfuckers?

00:42:13.440 Right.

00:42:13.560 Here's the purpose of this, in our opinion, and if now we're going to get really smart time, everybody sit there and shut the fuck up.

00:42:20.520 Oh, yes.

00:42:21.520 Level up.

00:42:22.360 It looks like there has to be a manufacturing of prophecy in order for them to usher in the end times.

00:42:28.940 And so now-

00:42:29.500 That goes into-

00:42:30.120 It's a false apocalypse, right, to usher in their antichrist first and have them do his thing.

00:42:34.320 I don't know.

00:42:34.680 Trying to fool the antichrist.

00:42:36.880 Oh, yeah, it's set, bro.

00:42:38.180 You should come back now.

00:42:39.380 Are you busy, dude?

00:42:40.980 The water's warm.

00:42:42.420 It's the best time to come and fucking piss people off.

00:42:45.060 Let's go.

00:42:45.620 Well, we're going there.

00:42:46.500 Everybody needs to ask themselves, can you, by a series of events that are manufactured, force Jesus Christ to come back?

00:42:53.940 No.

00:42:54.260 Or, I don't know.

00:42:55.980 When they wrote the prophecy-

00:42:57.100 What, is this a prank show?

00:42:58.440 Yeah.

00:42:59.040 We're going to trick Jesus in the beginning of the end.

00:43:02.640 Got you good, Jesus.

00:43:03.700 He comes back, they kill him again.

00:43:04.960 He's like, oh, no.

00:43:06.820 No, that's not nice.

00:43:07.460 Well, look, look, look.

00:43:08.140 I'm a large savior.

00:43:09.080 What I think has happened, we talked to somebody recently, shout out to Drew Tang Reborn.

00:43:14.240 He's an excellent page on Twitter.

00:43:16.100 Shout out Seven Seas.

00:43:17.360 Shout out Seven Seas again.

00:43:18.960 Shout out Seven Seas.

00:43:20.020 Shout out Seven Seas.

00:43:20.740 He thinks all my friends are corrupt.

00:43:22.440 He calls out a lot of shit, and the way that he calls it out is predictive programming.

00:43:27.420 So he's looking at the Marvel films, and he determined a while ago that Elon and Trump were going to have this big falling out.

00:43:33.840 He looks at the Purge movies, and he determined a while ago that we were going to have not only these riots, but the Purge forever movie.

00:43:40.560 We were going to have endless riots, and he thinks that he's looking at that right now with the migrant crisis,

00:43:44.200 because there's so fucking many that it could feasibly go on indefinitely.

00:43:48.440 Not like George Floyd, where once they get it out of their system, once they burn their own fucking cities to the ground,

00:43:52.280 once they use Soros-funded bricks to brick their own businesses.

00:43:55.580 Are you saying black people get tired?

00:43:56.840 I think so.

00:43:57.380 Yeah, I think so.

00:43:58.040 No, they get sleepy.

00:43:59.080 They're not known for their work ethic.

00:44:00.540 I'm just saying.

00:44:01.480 They get sleepy.

00:44:02.700 They take naps, right?

00:44:04.460 I'm 10% I can say that.

00:44:05.800 And nobody's ever working again.

00:44:07.420 That's it.

00:44:07.880 We're done here.

00:44:08.480 Alex is like, I don't think I can have you back.

00:44:11.860 But what's interesting-

00:44:12.780 Shout out to Alex one more time.

00:44:14.040 Shout out to Alex.

00:44:15.020 Just keep complimenting him.

00:44:16.680 I fucking love him.

00:44:17.020 I love him.

00:44:18.180 Compliment his students.

00:44:18.860 Sexually.

00:44:19.260 He'll let us come back.

00:44:19.980 Full homo, Alex.

00:44:21.100 Full homo.

00:44:21.580 He's freaking the fuck out right now.

00:44:23.080 He is freaking the fuck out right now.

00:44:24.600 They didn't tell me they were going to talk about this.

00:44:25.700 He's getting an endless amount of phone calls, trying to put fires out.

00:44:28.640 By the way, give it up for this lodge, everybody.

00:44:31.340 This is what?

00:44:31.860 A moose lodge?

00:44:32.780 By the way, just so you know, your forefathers used to do butt stuff in this place, okay?

00:44:39.560 This is where they get their eyes wide shut.

00:44:42.000 Your grandpa got fucking, got his cheeks clapped, and that's how he became fucking the number

00:44:48.140 one futon seller in your city.

00:44:50.140 In reality, Alex wasn't even going to have this place ready until next month.

00:44:55.740 He busted his ass to get this place ready in like two weeks.

00:44:58.500 And you know why?

00:44:59.820 You know why he did it?

00:45:01.040 Because fuck the Tropic Theater in Leesburg, Florida.

00:45:06.180 That's why.

00:45:07.900 Faggots, faggots, faggots, faggots, faggots, faggots, faggots, faggots, faggots, faggots.

00:45:15.980 I never want to leave this place.

00:45:18.020 I don't remember what the fuck we were talking about.

00:45:19.460 Did you know UFOs are coming?

00:45:20.800 Yeah.

00:45:21.800 Oh, tell us about the comedy dojo, dojo of comedy.

00:45:24.840 Oh, yeah.

00:45:25.220 What the fuck's going on?

00:45:26.080 What is it, Sam?

00:45:27.040 There's cryptids there.

00:45:28.120 It's the dojo of comedy.

00:45:29.480 The dojo of comedy.

00:45:30.120 Is it true that there's cryptids?

00:45:30.980 And people call it what we wanted to, the dojo.

00:45:33.380 That's what it's going to be called.

00:45:34.680 It's in Morris Plains.

00:45:35.720 It's ran by Mike Romanelli, my partner.

00:45:38.040 He does all the hard work.

00:45:39.440 He's a great guy.

00:45:40.640 And we just wanted to make like a comedy store OR on the East Coast.

00:45:44.820 And it's just all black.

00:45:46.500 And like, you can just go for it, you know?

00:45:49.260 And it's killing it.

00:45:51.880 You know, it's a great time if you're ever in the New York City area.

00:45:54.220 Go check it out.

00:45:55.100 It's just outside of it.

00:45:56.480 And, you know, we want to open more of them all over the place.

00:45:58.880 So that's kind of the goal.

00:45:59.900 But that's always been my dream to have my own comedy club.

00:46:02.380 Fuck yeah, baby.

00:46:03.360 Yeah.

00:46:03.580 So what did he see there?

00:46:06.960 Sam just did a plug-in and forgot what he was talking about.

00:46:09.260 We heard that he saw cryptids, which is interesting because...

00:46:13.580 Oh, yeah.

00:46:14.420 Yeah.

00:46:14.880 Oh, dude.

00:46:15.240 My buddy Mike Romanelli was talking about how, like, he was doing ayahuasca and he thought

00:46:19.700 he saw God.

00:46:20.480 But later on, he thought it was possibly either Bathment or the Demiurge, dude.

00:46:25.500 Not good.

00:46:25.860 Which is really...

00:46:26.700 Because everyone's like, I'm going to do ayahuasca and say, you know, talk to the metal elves.

00:46:30.980 And it's like, dog, you're open up portals, dude.

00:46:33.340 100%.

00:46:33.900 And, you know, we were talking earlier, I think it was I'm talking to you, and we were

00:46:38.440 talking about, like, drugs and all that.

00:46:40.620 Like, I really do believe crystal meth has black magic in it.

00:46:45.100 Shout out crystal meth.

00:46:46.520 Shout out Dr. Jerry Marzinski.

00:46:48.340 Shout out crystal meth.

00:46:49.860 Everybody drink.

00:46:50.880 Have you spoken to Dr. Jerry Marzinski?

00:46:53.080 Oh, maybe.

00:46:54.660 I've done a bunch of shows.

00:46:55.820 Oh, boy.

00:46:56.340 Well, we have a story for you.

00:46:58.540 But no, you're right.

00:46:59.160 Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.

00:47:01.000 He says that methamphetamine, crystal meth, which is also what Hitler was on.

00:47:06.440 Oh, yeah, for sure.

00:47:07.520 That's a tweet out of his mind.

00:47:08.580 That opens up a doorway.

00:47:11.240 And he says when you do it enough, it's the doorway isn't just open, but it's like the

00:47:15.020 door is removed.

00:47:16.060 Yeah.

00:47:16.200 So some of these people that are schizophrenic, that doorway to whatever entities are talking

00:47:20.780 to them and haunting them, it doesn't go away.

00:47:23.660 And as a psychotherapist, a licensed psychotherapist in the field for 30 years, everybody knows,

00:47:28.760 he's saying that these people are not just suffering from hallucinations, it's more like

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00:47:59.840 Actual entities, because they have different...

00:48:05.180 Yes, possession in a way.

00:48:06.800 But it's like, it's weirder than possession, because it's almost like you're an antenna,

00:48:11.500 and now you have tuned yourself to a certain frequency that these things can now touch you

00:48:18.480 more readily.

00:48:20.060 And that's with methamphetamine.

00:48:21.040 Have you done methamphetamine?

00:48:22.520 Are you asking Sam Tripoli if he's done speed before?

00:48:26.700 This is my ninth Red Bull.

00:48:28.360 How many times have you done methamphetamine?

00:48:30.000 I mean, dude, I'm tweaking my balls off right now.

00:48:32.080 Is it speed?

00:48:32.860 Is methamphetamine speed?

00:48:33.920 Yeah.

00:48:34.360 Oh, shit, I didn't know that.

00:48:35.380 Okay, tell me about it.

00:48:36.380 Now you know.

00:48:36.960 Yeah, dude.

00:48:37.960 Because I was a...

00:48:39.000 You know, when I talk in recovery meetings, I always talk about how I went into recovery

00:48:44.040 as an alcoholic and then discovered cocaine, and then crystal meth cured me of my coke problem,

00:48:50.340 okay?

00:48:51.460 Because coke is peasant shit compared to crystal meth.

00:48:55.120 And I used to go to, like, for a short time to a sex therapist because I have a crippling

00:48:59.980 sex addiction as well.

00:49:01.600 I'm addicted to fucking everything, by the way.

00:49:04.000 Nice.

00:49:04.840 Yeah, knuckles up, bro.

00:49:06.220 You know when you're jerking off knuckles up, you've gone through some shit, right?

00:49:09.720 And he would tell me that, like, the speed reality, normal reality can't compete with

00:49:18.540 it.

00:49:18.680 And that's why these people just destroy their lives because they're in an alternate reality

00:49:22.320 that is so much beyond this normal reality.

00:49:26.940 And it is the guy in the pink shirt's calling people gay.

00:49:31.280 It's salmon.

00:49:32.640 Yeah, it's salmon.

00:49:33.560 That's gayer, dude.

00:49:35.440 A pink shirt's cool.

00:49:36.520 Salmon, faggotry.

00:49:37.720 But yeah, dude, and I believe that's why they put, the whole Hitler thing is hilarious.

00:49:45.660 Like, you know, Leonardo Gioni, I love her with all my heart.

00:49:48.440 She's such a fucking savage.

00:49:50.260 I just can't get her to stop dick riding Hitler.

00:49:54.040 Killing Hitler.

00:49:54.700 It's just unbelievable.

00:49:56.780 Well, that's what I, remember I was talking about the pressure cooker effect?

00:49:59.060 When you don't let fucking people talk about it, and then all of a sudden something comes

00:50:02.920 out and you go, maybe there is something to this whole, and then, you know, you get Europa,

00:50:06.160 which is fucking damage control, 10 hours of damage control, you know, for Hitler, it's

00:50:10.100 telling you some truth, but you realize, oh, I've been lied to about World War II, and

00:50:14.820 I can't talk about the Jews, therefore, Hitler's fucking based.

00:50:18.980 And it's like, yeah, well, you're being funneled.

00:50:20.500 We're being funneled into that, what do we call it, that noticing.

00:50:25.460 We're being funneled.

00:50:26.120 And I'm in there, too, and I'm like, because there's a lot of true shit, and it's like,

00:50:29.440 yo, dude, Jake Shields is doing a service to humanity by kicking that door open.

00:50:33.500 100%.

00:50:33.820 And you have to have that conversation, but it can't stop at, well, then Hitler, obviously,

00:50:39.580 because then we've got to look at Hitler, and then we've done deep dives with, what's

00:50:43.380 his name, Sixth Sense Podcast?

00:50:44.900 Oh.

00:50:45.140 Sixth Sensory.

00:50:46.260 Sixth Sensory Podcast.

00:50:47.220 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:50:47.500 I forget his name.

00:50:47.960 That guy fucks, though.

00:50:48.800 Yeah, yeah.

00:50:49.160 So, Hitler's like, exactly like everybody else.

00:50:54.040 I mean, like, so, Kurt Mesker, who's the best, you know, he comes on, he talks about

00:50:59.320 that guy who has the YouTube channel Control Alt History.

00:51:04.360 Yeah, that guy's awesome.

00:51:05.060 And he does fucking insane, I believe his name's Andy Hunt, I might fuck it up, but.

00:51:09.600 He just docks this guy.

00:51:10.360 He was just talking about fucking, no, he goes by his name.

00:51:13.580 He doesn't go by a weird fucking animal.

00:51:16.320 What's wrong with animals?

00:51:17.040 What's your animal name, Sam?

00:51:18.500 He's a tweaking chimp, everybody.

00:51:20.500 Okay, fat dragon.

00:51:21.240 Raven, yeah, that's true.

00:51:22.400 Fat dragon.

00:51:23.340 Point, point you guys, point you guys.

00:51:25.720 Well played, fatality, you know.

00:51:28.060 That's right.

00:51:29.220 But he was talking about how, like, Reagan liked to get pegged in the ass, and there's

00:51:35.040 whole documents on it where he, like, that's why Larry Flint got shot, is because he literally

00:51:41.580 brought in the press and ran a video of Reagan getting pegged in his ass.

00:51:48.160 Nice.

00:51:48.540 And it was so traumatizing to the press that everyone in the writing said, nobody ate the

00:51:53.780 food there, they just left.

00:51:54.960 Dude, they just left the food to the fucking housecleaning staff.

00:51:59.140 Why do I feel like if we played a video of Ronald Reagan getting plowed in the ass, these

00:52:02.620 people would still eat?

00:52:03.740 They would eat just fine.

00:52:04.860 Because we would put the Benny Hill sound behind it.

00:52:06.800 I think they'd work up an appetite.

00:52:09.100 I think they'd work up an appetite.

00:52:10.220 We would have Reagan getting fucking pegged in the ass with Benny Hill music.

00:52:14.720 And they'd turn to each other, and they'd go, hey, dude, are you hungry?

00:52:18.980 I'm fucking hungry.

00:52:20.100 I don't know.

00:52:20.480 Is anybody else hungry?

00:52:22.000 But they're all compromised.

00:52:23.260 And that's the funny thing, because what the Hitler dick rises once you believe is that

00:52:28.000 this completely devastated fuck country on complete lockdown by the Babylonian bankers

00:52:33.200 was able to rise up without any fucking help.

00:52:37.960 It's total bullshit.

00:52:39.140 Dude, Hitler used to sell boy ass under a bridge, dude.

00:52:42.260 Good God.

00:52:43.040 That's the worst kind of hooker.

00:52:44.380 That is an abrasive sentence.

00:52:45.600 A hooker troll, dude, under a bridge?

00:52:47.540 Well, it's worse.

00:52:48.260 Hitler used to sell boy ass under a bridge?

00:52:50.580 Welcome to the show, yes.

00:52:51.840 We're talking about how Hitler was gay.

00:52:54.200 Come on in.

00:52:56.160 Hitler was gay as fuck.

00:52:58.000 Sold his ass.

00:52:59.540 Anal trauma.

00:53:01.060 Hitler is gay t-shirts are in the back.

00:53:03.740 Why don't we have those?

00:53:05.000 Somebody make that shirt.

00:53:05.300 I'll sell it.

00:53:06.060 Hitler was gay.

00:53:07.320 I'm going to make Hitler is cool and Hitler is gay, and we'll see which one.

00:53:10.400 Oh, that's a good one.

00:53:11.220 Which way, Western man?

00:53:12.700 Both sides.

00:53:13.600 Which way?

00:53:14.320 The reality is about Hitler is when you look at him with the methamphetamine, we're talking

00:53:18.380 about that door to spiritual entities being opened up.

00:53:21.600 He's written about this voice that he hears.

00:53:24.960 He says, I do not move unless providence tells me to.

00:53:28.680 And so all of his moves that he's made have been coming from an entity of voice called

00:53:33.380 providence.

00:53:33.920 And I'm like, is this like a byproduct of you kicking that door open wide open?

00:53:39.640 Right.

00:53:39.880 And then all the rest of your actions are being influenced by, it's not, a lot of people

00:53:43.760 say, oh, he's a Christian.

00:53:44.860 There's no Christian iconography.

00:53:46.020 It's all like, you know, pagan shit.

00:53:48.020 It's crazy.

00:53:48.840 So that was written in a tell-all by his sister, Kathy Hitler.

00:53:52.900 I don't know what her name was.

00:53:53.600 Kathy Hitler.

00:53:54.340 Kathy Hitler.

00:53:55.580 She's fucking talking about-

00:53:56.740 Dude, I got a new girlfriend.

00:53:56.860 What's her name?

00:53:57.360 Kathy Hitler.

00:53:57.780 Kathy Hitler.

00:53:58.740 She also had a little mustache.

00:54:00.860 It's a little known fact about it.

00:54:02.240 It's a little bit lower, though.

00:54:03.300 It's a little bit lower.

00:54:04.560 But she's talking about how her brother has this fucking voice.

00:54:07.060 It literally tells him at one point to step to the left a few feet.

00:54:11.320 What ends up happening is the missile comes, takes out the people that he was with, and

00:54:14.160 he's in the military.

00:54:14.900 I see-

00:54:15.520 He's saved by it.

00:54:16.360 I think there's a lot of Paul Bunyan shit about Hitler, too.

00:54:19.320 It could be.

00:54:19.900 Sure.

00:54:20.360 Oh, you know, he dodged this.

00:54:21.640 He dodged that to build it.

00:54:22.920 I think it's the same thing with the Rothschilds.

00:54:25.000 Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates.

00:54:26.740 They tell these Paul Bunyan shit stories about-

00:54:29.880 The person who basically outed Hitler as a Rothschild wasn't the OSS, wasn't his therapist.

00:54:37.820 It was his niece he was molesting that said that he was a Rothschild, and nobody, no matter

00:54:43.880 how much they try, can tell you who the biological grandfather of Hitler is, because no one knows

00:54:50.000 for sure.

00:54:50.380 They'll tell you who his step-grandfather was, but not his actual grandfather, because

00:54:54.460 that was a Rothschild.

00:54:55.940 You know what, though?

00:54:56.660 To be fair, if Hitler molested me, I'd be like, he was a Jew.

00:55:00.020 That's exactly what I would do.

00:55:01.520 I would immediately, I'd be like, well, how do I cut this motherfucker deep?

00:55:04.440 If Hitler molested me, I'd be like, well, what was he wearing?

00:55:06.800 What was he wearing?

00:55:07.800 I got molested.

00:55:07.820 What was I wearing?

00:55:08.920 Okay.

00:55:09.520 I got molested by Larry Watts, and I called him my Hitler.

00:55:12.840 That's what I did.

00:55:14.640 That's extreme ownership.

00:55:16.060 That's Jocko Willink shit.

00:55:17.520 I love that.

00:55:18.160 You got molested.

00:55:18.720 Everybody got quiet.

00:55:19.800 Like, oh, poor guy.

00:55:21.560 I don't know what, how much fucking time do we have up here?

00:55:23.560 It's our show, but it's 725.

00:55:25.160 Do we have to make room for people?

00:55:26.480 Yeah, have you got another show going on?

00:55:28.020 I guess so.

00:55:28.720 All right, so I wanted to just ask you one more thing.

00:55:30.700 Can you just tell us some experiences?

00:55:32.180 All right, you're doing speed for like 10 years or whatever.

00:55:35.160 You're doing speed, baby.

00:55:36.320 What goes on, and how do you close that door?

00:55:39.060 Is it still open, or like, is that, are we just making shit up?

00:55:42.040 Are we lying to the people?

00:55:43.060 Is it easy?

00:55:43.540 And on a scale from 1 to 10, how much does it crush?

00:55:46.180 Not just quitting speed, but like, uh, like...

00:55:48.840 As I itch myself?

00:55:50.540 Like, did you say you have speed?

00:55:51.980 When you, when you're on it, when you're on it, are you, do you feel like you actually

00:55:57.280 thin that veil?

00:55:58.300 Is that something that like happens?

00:55:59.580 Yes.

00:56:00.040 And you're aware of it?

00:56:01.020 Yes.

00:56:01.720 And, you know, if you go deep enough, you will hold voices.

00:56:04.680 You will start to see shit.

00:56:06.800 And crystal meth is like, just imagine everything in your life is IMAX and Adobe Digital Sound.

00:56:12.760 Nice.

00:56:12.940 It is cranked up to another level that it's just...

00:56:16.600 Sounds great.

00:56:17.680 And dude, Chris, I'm telling you, crystal meth and pornography are peanut butter and jelly,

00:56:23.140 dude.

00:56:23.360 Oh, no.

00:56:24.220 I'm telling you.

00:56:25.100 So, dude, I used to set high scores on that shit.

00:56:27.760 I'd be like, seen it, seen it, seen it.

00:56:30.160 Literally, Pornhub gives you medals and badges.

00:56:32.900 Oh, my God.

00:56:34.260 You have an account to Pornhub.

00:56:35.500 I was like a level 47 dick wizard, dog.

00:56:37.980 I always see that.

00:56:38.600 Just fucking shooting rope.

00:56:40.080 When I used to peruse Pornhub, I saw it as a sign in.

00:56:43.260 When I was perusing.

00:56:43.460 Peruse.

00:56:43.900 Like, this guy's like walking through the car dealership, not going to buy, just looking

00:56:47.760 around.

00:56:48.180 Just kicking tires.

00:56:49.180 Just looking around for some interracial gangbang, making some tranny porn, but not

00:56:53.840 looking to buy right now.

00:56:55.200 Whoever developed the website, they had the nerve to put in like a sign, like, do you want

00:56:58.680 to sign in?

00:56:59.240 And develop the website.

00:57:00.520 There's share buttons on the videos.

00:57:01.660 I mean, who the fuck is using these?

00:57:03.040 Dude.

00:57:03.300 Who owns the website?

00:57:04.180 I used to have a joke about that.

00:57:05.900 Who shares on Facebook?

00:57:07.560 They would have a Facebook button if you want to share your Pornhub porno.

00:57:11.900 That's a cool guy.

00:57:13.000 Honestly.

00:57:13.620 That's a really cool guy.

00:57:14.860 That's an all-in dude right there.

00:57:16.380 You can probably share porno.

00:57:17.780 Happy birthday, Grandma, interracial gangbang.

00:57:20.060 You know what's funny?

00:57:20.620 Just got a puppy.

00:57:21.740 What are you, Kanye West?

00:57:23.120 On Facebook?

00:57:24.220 When you go to post something, it says, what's on your mind?

00:57:27.440 It's just being honest, dude.

00:57:28.940 Dick is on my mind.

00:57:29.540 Midgets.

00:57:30.080 A lot of midgets.

00:57:30.500 Did you guys ever hear about what Kanye would do to the Adidas?

00:57:34.400 Suck his cousin's dick about it.

00:57:36.240 He would hold business meetings, make all the executives of Adidas come, sit them on

00:57:43.700 in a conference room, and make them watch hardcore pornography.

00:57:46.480 What the fuck would you do if you had an Adidas dick?

00:57:49.680 Yo!

00:57:50.280 That's called business acumen.

00:57:52.460 That is a man that could have secured the Leesburg Theater for us with his business acumen.

00:57:59.100 Shout out Kanye West.

00:58:01.120 That's mean.

00:58:02.140 That's mean.

00:58:02.500 Everybody pray for Gerox.

00:58:03.340 Shout out Toad.

00:58:03.680 Is he going to sing the song?

00:58:04.780 No, it's not tonight.

00:58:06.040 Don't get the people excited.

00:58:08.020 It depends how they behave.

00:58:10.400 Oh, shit.

00:58:10.980 If they behave.

00:58:11.860 If this fucking guy behaves, then we'll let Toad sing.

00:58:14.500 He's okay.

00:58:15.140 He's okay.

00:58:15.380 He's gray.

00:58:16.180 Yes.

00:58:16.480 We need that retard enthusiasm, dude.

00:58:18.740 All right.

00:58:19.040 I'll go to war.

00:58:20.040 I want to go to war on your side, buddy.

00:58:22.000 I don't know what you're fighting right now, but I'm fucking in.

00:58:24.920 Look, ladies and gentlemen.

00:58:26.140 Demons, baby.

00:58:26.840 Okay, the tits are out now.

00:58:28.680 Let's fucking go.

00:58:29.600 We're finally at five-year-old fucking level.

00:58:31.900 I love it.

00:58:32.200 Not bad.

00:58:32.820 This is my man.

00:58:33.800 Not bad as far as this goes.

00:58:34.420 I'm going to suck your dick after the show to make you feel better.

00:58:36.620 Woo!

00:58:37.700 How big of a fan are you, dude?

00:58:40.220 Love it.

00:58:41.000 Huh!

00:58:41.540 Huh!

00:58:42.200 Huh!

00:58:42.940 Huh!

00:58:43.740 Fucking Sam.

00:58:45.580 Sam, thank you.

00:58:46.180 Thank you for...

00:58:47.020 I know we paid you, but thank you.

00:58:50.520 Thanks for coming out and spending time with us.

00:58:53.580 This is like...

00:58:54.460 Dude, I'm really happy you guys are doing this.

00:58:56.620 I think it's only going to get bigger.

00:58:58.380 Shout out, Mersh.

00:58:59.120 The first time was fucking insane.

00:59:01.080 I wasn't able to make it the second time.

00:59:02.860 And this is great, dude.

00:59:04.040 It's super packed.

00:59:05.060 It's great.

00:59:06.080 And by the way, this is all the conspiracy theorists of Florida are here right now.

00:59:09.960 Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.

00:59:13.820 Are you guys enjoying the show?

00:59:15.360 Are you enjoying Brohemian Grove?

00:59:17.460 Are you not entertained?

00:59:21.780 All right, guys.

00:59:24.080 Stick around because we're going to have more shows for you guys.

00:59:27.860 And don't forget to obey...

00:59:28.920 Who's next?

00:59:30.080 Cult of Conspiracy?

00:59:31.280 Yeah.

00:59:31.600 Cult of Conspiracy.

00:59:32.620 It's a Conspiracy Roundtable.

00:59:36.400 And then Sam Tripoli is going to be gracing the stage with some stand-up rap.

00:59:40.280 Well-crafted dick jokes.

00:59:41.980 Get ready for a lot of gay jokes, everybody.

00:59:44.860 Very excited.

00:59:45.960 Guys, obey, submit, and comply.

00:59:48.340 Thank you.

00:59:48.680 Planet Earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room.

00:59:53.000 It is constantly telling us what to believe is real.

00:59:56.400 If you can persuade them that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see,

01:00:01.860 you've got them.

01:00:03.120 Because they'll laugh in the face of an explanation that portrays the bigger picture of what's happening.

01:00:10.000 And they have.

01:00:14.220 Here's an episode of TLC.

01:00:16.660 Check it out.

01:00:17.840 Tie that off.

01:00:19.080 I don't know.

01:00:19.680 That's just my thinking here, is you'd want to tie that off.

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01:00:50.460 Right now?

01:00:53.800 I don't know.

01:00:54.260 I take my shoes off to keep them clean.

01:00:55.660 I don't think it matters anymore.

01:00:57.760 Sitting down and decreasing heart rate is definitely step one.

01:01:01.180 You want to get them above your heart too, right?

01:01:03.080 You want to get them in the air and you want to tie it off, I think.

01:01:06.860 Yeah, I don't think he's going to bleed out.

01:01:09.140 Um, but you do want to stop the bleeding.

01:01:12.320 You want to keep it up here.

01:01:13.880 Don't, not beneath your heart.

01:01:16.320 Ah, I don't know.

01:01:17.320 I don't know anything.

01:01:18.160 I just know, um, that, that shit happens constantly.

01:01:23.080 Every fucking year, some moron blows his fingers off with, uh, with an M-80.

01:01:26.960 We will never learn.

01:01:28.080 We will never learn.

01:01:28.860 Uh, all right.

01:01:30.380 Let's see what this is.

01:01:31.360 What is this?

01:01:32.940 Oh, no.

01:01:34.480 No, no, no.

01:01:35.280 No.

01:01:58.860 White people don't even season they rats.

01:02:05.900 That is crazy.

01:02:06.880 I don't want to watch that anymore.

01:02:08.080 That's fucking gross.

01:02:09.140 Uh, let's continue on.

01:02:11.660 Okay.

01:02:12.020 And these are all the way back from, uh, that one's from June 15th.

01:02:14.400 So we've seen that one.

01:02:15.160 Thank you, Jake B based for the fingers and that, uh, that, that was wonderful.

01:02:21.000 All right.

01:02:21.660 Uh, moving on, moving on to who is it?

01:02:24.640 Uh, screwed up rebellion is even in the chat these days.

01:02:27.000 I never see screwed up anymore.

01:02:28.860 Demons attack.

01:02:29.720 Oh, dude.

01:02:30.160 He, I can't go to Instagram.

01:02:31.400 We're not going to Instagram.

01:02:32.360 I'm sorry, bubble.

01:02:33.040 We're not doing that white boy summer.

01:02:34.720 This is crazy.

01:02:35.580 What's happening here.

01:02:36.380 Okay.

01:02:36.540 This is all the way from may.

01:02:38.160 No, look at it.

01:02:38.940 This is a crazy thing.

01:02:40.260 No, screwed up rebellion.

01:02:41.080 We're not doing it.

01:02:42.080 We're not doing it.

01:02:42.760 Let's go to not nice guy.

01:02:44.320 Uh, the fight house.

01:02:45.860 What is he talking about?

01:02:47.380 The end of an empire.

01:02:49.500 Oh yeah.

01:02:49.980 People got really mad at top for this, right?

01:02:52.380 Uh, the fight.

01:02:53.220 Oh, I see.

01:02:53.680 That's very clever instead of the white house.

01:02:55.100 Bravo.

01:02:55.500 Not nice guy.

01:02:56.120 Have a round of applause.

01:02:56.880 Hold on.

01:02:58.160 Good job.

01:03:01.520 Good job.

01:03:01.920 Okay.

01:03:02.240 This is interesting though.

01:03:03.260 People got really fucking upset.

01:03:04.820 1.3 million views and people were saying, uh, uh, that he's an idiot and he doesn't understand

01:03:12.360 the Roman empire.

01:03:13.100 It's like, if you don't understand this sentiment, like it's, it's not, it's not that deep faggot.

01:03:18.720 You start having UFC fights on the, on the white house front lawn and it's kind of the

01:03:23.280 sign of the end of an empire.

01:03:24.480 No, people got very upset with them.

01:03:26.500 Strange.

01:03:27.500 Uh, thank you.

01:03:28.300 Not nice guy.

01:03:28.820 That was a banger.

01:03:29.600 Not nice guy with the banger.

01:03:30.660 The fight house is good.

01:03:31.420 What is this?

01:03:31.900 Ryan Patrick.

01:03:32.860 Um, did we watch this last time?

01:03:34.760 Friday.

01:03:36.780 Patriotism and antisemitism.

01:03:38.000 All right, let's watch this.

01:03:38.960 This joke takes a while, but give me a year in American history.

01:03:42.780 I'll tell you who was president.

01:03:43.860 What was happening in America that year, Gio?

01:03:47.580 1875.

01:03:48.200 Okay.

01:03:48.480 That was Ulysses S. Grant's last year in office.

01:03:50.660 And then 1876 was the big election.

01:03:53.040 Actually, probably the most important election in American history until recently.

01:03:55.280 It was between Rutherford B. Hayes and Samuel Tilden and they tied, but then Rutherford

01:04:00.020 B. Hayes made a backdoor deal with Samuel Tilden where he said, if you take the troops

01:04:03.400 out of the South, I'll let you be president.

01:04:06.100 And then that's why the troops left the South.

01:04:07.660 That's why Jim Crow started was because of a corrupt bargain.

01:04:10.160 Uh, yeah, it's not, it's not funny, but it's good to learn about why our country is

01:04:14.040 terrible.

01:04:14.380 Uh, now, now Gio, this is going.

01:04:16.980 That's autism, right?

01:04:17.960 I mean, that's autism.

01:04:19.440 Really funny.

01:04:19.900 Give me a year in British history.

01:04:21.120 I'll tell you what happened in British history that year.

01:04:23.240 Just give me a year.

01:04:23.840 1650.

01:04:25.960 That was a big year in British history, Gio.

01:04:27.900 Yeah, that was the year they were all being a bunch of little fucking bitches.

01:04:32.900 I don't know British history.

01:04:34.700 I only know American history.

01:04:36.260 I have patriotism.

01:04:42.500 So good.

01:04:43.560 So good.

01:04:45.520 Gio, I got another trick.

01:04:46.720 Give me a year.

01:04:47.400 I'll tell you what the Jews were up to.

01:04:50.960 I also have anti-Sam autism.

01:04:53.840 Ironically, the type of autism that hates trains.

01:04:58.340 Oh, my God.

01:05:02.200 Oh, man.

01:05:03.080 That deserved a lot bigger of a pop than what the audience gave it.

01:05:06.520 That was crazy.

01:05:07.260 That was excellent.

01:05:08.560 That was really good.

01:05:11.900 Anti-Sam autism is very fucking funny.

01:05:15.080 That's a great bit.

01:05:16.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:05:16.660 But it seemed like they didn't.

01:05:17.980 They kind of, like, trailed off here.

01:05:19.200 Because, wait, wait.

01:05:20.100 Here.

01:05:20.420 Look at the pop when we go the British history one.

01:05:26.200 Just give me a year.

01:05:28.340 1650.

01:05:29.060 That was a big year in British history, Gio.

01:05:31.000 Yeah, that was the year they were all being a bunch of little fucking bitches.

01:05:33.700 I love that laugh, by the way.

01:05:43.380 I don't know British history.

01:05:44.600 I only know American history.

01:05:46.040 I have patriotism.

01:05:51.520 They like that one.

01:05:52.500 They like that one, right?

01:05:53.440 Now let's listen to the other ones.

01:05:55.440 That was a good pop.

01:05:56.740 So good.

01:05:58.600 So good.

01:06:00.660 Gio, I got another trick.

01:06:01.780 Give me a year.

01:06:02.440 I'll tell you what the Jews were up to.

01:06:06.020 I also have anti-Sam autism.

01:06:10.780 Ironically, the type of autism that hates trains.

01:06:16.580 That, dude, that was a banger, dude.

01:06:20.280 That guy is fucking hilarious.

01:06:22.600 Holy shit, man.

01:06:23.800 That's very, very, very, very funny.

01:06:26.740 Uh, he deserved a bigger, uh, embrace the tisms or don't become a sim.

01:06:31.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:06:32.000 Somebody hit me up and they were like, yo, I watched, um, the fuck was that movie?

01:06:36.760 Uh, The Accountant 2.

01:06:38.800 And I guess they hadn't listened to my episode.

01:06:40.600 It was probably like a timeline cleanse when I talked about it.

01:06:43.600 And they were like, I see exactly what you guys are saying with them saying that autism is the next step in human evolution.

01:06:49.240 And I was like, damn, see, even without me addressing it on timeline cleanse, somebody still picked up on that.

01:06:55.100 It was like, we've been talking about how they're trying to sell us that autism is the next step in human evolution, even though it's a response to...

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01:07:31.840 Poisoning children.

01:07:33.480 I know that RFK Jr. recently came out and said that the CDC suppressed research showing a 116% increase in autism rates upon receiving the hepatitis B vaccination,

01:07:47.380 which is like the first one that children receive.

01:07:48.880 So, we did it.

01:07:51.920 We did it.

01:07:53.100 Also, my son with the banger.

01:07:54.300 We were walking the other day.

01:07:55.220 I made this tweet about it.

01:07:57.220 We were walking the other day and we were talking about my son's proclivity to pick up dead lizards.

01:08:02.580 Because we were at Top's house and he just shows up with a dead lizard.

01:08:05.760 And he's like, look what I got.

01:08:06.800 We're like, dude, put that down.

01:08:08.440 And he goes, my wife goes, yeah, it looks like we will have to vaccinate him because of all the gross shit that he does.

01:08:14.720 Which is just a joke, she knows.

01:08:15.960 And I go, I turn to my son, he's 10, and I go, sorry, buddy, looks like you're getting autism.

01:08:22.580 And he goes, hey, it's not so bad.

01:08:24.000 At least I'll be able to talk to my friends from far away.

01:08:27.940 And he meant telepathy.

01:08:29.920 He meant telepathy.

01:08:33.180 And fuck, that was funny, dude.

01:08:34.940 I just turned back and gave my wife a little like, god damn.

01:08:39.080 That was good.

01:08:40.000 That was good.

01:08:41.200 Kid's going to be a comedian when he grows up.

01:08:43.680 God help him.

01:08:44.460 Okay, let's see.

01:08:45.460 Waffle House.

01:08:46.240 Okay, Waffle House.

01:08:47.300 We'll watch this too.

01:08:48.200 Court dates cut into smoke breaks.

01:08:51.200 Legendary words.

01:08:51.860 Oh, it just punches her in the face.

01:09:06.480 That's fucking funny.

01:09:08.660 If a situation like this arises, please do not throw hands.

01:09:12.320 We know it's tempting, but court dates cut into smoke breaks.

01:09:16.920 Instead, try using de-escalation phrases like,

01:09:20.280 buy a waffle and eat around it, bitch.

01:09:23.540 Or my favorite, the f*** did you expect?

01:09:25.960 This is Waffle House.

01:09:27.420 Remember, our goal is to reduce physical altercations by 12%.

01:09:31.540 We crunched the numbers, and the only company to pay their employees more to fight was the UFC.

01:09:36.600 So that means, no uppercuts on the clock, and if you must square up, clock out first, like management does.

01:09:43.720 Now let's see how the associate handles the situation.

01:09:46.360 My waffle is burnt.

01:09:47.260 Can I get a new one?

01:09:48.120 Oh, your waffle is burnt?

01:09:49.940 Then eat around it, bitch.

01:09:54.720 Excellent.

01:09:55.600 The customer will receive exactly what they asked for, and a little extra.

01:10:00.480 Congratulations.

01:10:01.540 You've completed our core training.

01:10:03.100 Now let's take a look at a few situations you'll be learning in our next training video.

01:10:08.360 What to do when a customer brings a raccoon inside.

01:10:11.060 Proper spatula stances during a brawl.

01:10:13.820 What to do when a waffle is used as a weapon.

01:10:16.300 How to tell if those are firecrackers or gunshots.

01:10:19.080 Safely retrieving a tip from an active crime scene.

01:10:21.980 How to properly scramble eggs during a race war.

01:10:24.960 Acceptable slurs for you to say after you've been hit in the head with a coffee maker.

01:10:28.760 Where to ash your cigarette.

01:10:31.060 Acceptable slurs.

01:10:31.940 When you're cooking on the grill.

01:10:34.120 And is it acceptable to blow into a customer's breathalyzer so their car will start.

01:10:39.200 Remember, it's not just a waffle house.

01:10:41.560 It's a waffle home.

01:10:44.940 Matt was demoted to line cook after punching a customer who snapped their fingers and called him waffle boy.

01:10:50.100 Yeah, man.

01:10:52.060 You know, as funny as this video is, I do wonder if anybody was, you know, concerned with jotting down the numbers.

01:11:01.100 How is a, how are waffle, I don't know, are they fucking franchised?

01:11:05.020 Like, is that a chain?

01:11:05.920 I don't know.

01:11:06.260 How are waffle houses doing on recruitment right now?

01:11:11.100 How are they doing on staff retention?

01:11:14.440 Because the cat's out of the bag.

01:11:15.720 There seemed to be a time where you might be able to have, you know, an unsuspecting, well-meaning future employee walk in and fill out an application.

01:11:26.980 You know, stars in their eyes and high hopes.

01:11:29.980 And then later on in life, figure out, like, fuck, man, this is actually a constant brawl.

01:11:36.300 This is, this is an MMA gym that happens to sell waffles.

01:11:41.240 But now that time has passed, has it not?

01:11:43.780 Where the cat's out of the bag and everybody knows that a waffle house, in fact, now people go there expecting it.

01:11:49.740 I imagine if you go to a waffle house now and you don't see combat, it's actually, it's disappointing.

01:11:57.020 No, this can't be true, Raleigh, come on.

01:11:59.360 Waffle house is actually growing?

01:12:00.900 I don't think that's true.

01:12:03.300 It's a chain, so it's franchised.

01:12:04.980 Wait, wait, wait, no.

01:12:05.880 Well, chains can be franchised.

01:12:07.940 Like, you can still own, individual owners can own, like, I forgot what, a subway.

01:12:13.040 Subway is a chain, but it has individual ownership.

01:12:16.180 Huh.

01:12:16.400 Waffle house is hilarious.

01:12:20.700 Yeah, I don't, I just wonder.

01:12:22.600 There's a prison.

01:12:23.980 Is that true?

01:12:25.040 Hold on a second.

01:12:26.460 There is a prison within five miles of each waffle house.

01:12:29.400 They are doing fine.

01:12:30.500 I guess, yeah, I mean, it's never, you're never out of clientele customers, right?

01:12:38.740 You go and visit Tyrone, and then, of course, given your, your, the cloth that you're cut from,

01:12:44.860 you go to a waffle house, and you have a good time afterwards.

01:12:48.500 We went to a, one in a black hood on vacation.

01:12:51.820 It's a whole fucking thing.

01:12:54.740 I don't know, man.

01:12:55.740 I just feel like they're not, they can't be doing well on, on staff retention.

01:13:00.940 I wonder how much they, they, they can't be paying their employees very much either,

01:13:04.600 especially not to go through that shit.

01:13:05.880 I carry two extra magazines when I go to a waffle house.

01:13:10.240 That's a good idea.

01:13:11.540 That's a good idea.

01:13:14.140 Seems a little mean-spirited, though.

01:13:15.540 I don't know if anybody ever gets, does anybody ever get shot at the waffle house,

01:13:18.100 or do they know it's all about hands, and that's it?

01:13:20.100 All right, let's, let's move on here.

01:13:21.800 Thank you, not nice guy.

01:13:23.240 And then, we, we watched that one.

01:13:25.100 That was very funny.

01:13:25.660 Okay, let's see who else we got here.

01:13:28.440 That was not nice guy.

01:13:29.580 We are now moving on to,

01:13:31.200 Valkyrie, the dead can't dance, happened in Providence, Rhode Island yesterday.

01:13:36.240 There's a nigga loop for you.

01:13:37.260 Thank you very much, guys.

01:13:38.320 Sounds like we might have on our hands a good old-fashioned.

01:13:44.540 That's not it.

01:13:50.020 Let's see what we got here.

01:13:51.500 If there's a loop, we know it's one star.

01:13:54.360 Titties out, shower caps, and wigs off will give us the three remaining stars.

01:13:58.080 Let's see what we got.

01:13:58.960 Get back in the house.

01:13:59.940 Just move this car.

01:14:00.900 What?

01:14:01.520 What are you doing, bro?

01:14:03.340 You're just bugging us.

01:14:05.260 What are you doing, bro?

01:14:08.540 You cannot do that.

01:14:09.340 What are you doing?

01:14:10.200 You cannot do that, bro.

01:14:11.000 You cannot do that, bro.

01:14:13.720 I love telling the police you cannot do that, bro.

01:14:16.400 You cannot do that.

01:14:17.400 I don't think you have a very firm grasp of the law and what the police can and can't do.

01:14:22.380 You fucking retard.

01:14:23.600 Hold on, hold on.

01:14:24.180 Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.

01:14:26.160 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:14:27.000 Shut the door in their face and say,

01:14:28.380 Hey, chill, chill, chill.

01:14:29.240 Do you mind if we just start over?

01:14:30.360 Can we just start over?

01:14:31.580 It seems like things got a little heated there.

01:14:33.420 Number one, you can't do that, officer.

01:14:35.080 Number two, let's just start over.

01:14:36.560 Everybody take a deep breath.

01:14:38.800 What y'all doing?

01:14:41.460 Why are these white folk coming in my trap house?

01:14:43.820 I love that, too.

01:14:48.400 I love the part where black people think because they're recording the police that this is somehow going to stop them.

01:14:54.160 Historically, never been the case, but they keep doing it.

01:14:58.360 No amount of videos of black people sticking a camera in a police officer's face and then getting their neck knelt on until death will teach them that this is not a sufficient path forward to peace and quelling the situation.

01:15:16.580 Which part can they not do that?

01:15:23.300 Which, which that can they not do?

01:15:25.880 Do that, do that shit, bro.

01:15:27.940 You cannot do that shit.

01:15:29.680 Okay, we definitely have identified the loop.

01:15:34.020 Wrong one.

01:15:35.600 That's not the right one.

01:15:37.180 The loop identified.

01:15:39.620 Yeah, 100%.

01:15:40.760 You cannot do that.

01:15:42.080 You cannot do that.

01:15:43.340 You cannot do that.

01:15:44.460 I know what you can and can't do because I have a firm grasp of the law because I went to school.

01:15:52.140 You cannot do that shit, bro.

01:15:54.200 You cannot do that shit, bro.

01:15:56.380 You cannot do that shit, bro.

01:15:58.240 You cannot do that, bro.

01:16:02.260 You cannot do that.

01:16:03.460 Yo, he's putting him in a headlock.

01:16:05.180 He's putting him in a headlock.

01:16:06.600 Not the headlock.

01:16:07.780 Not the headlock.

01:16:09.020 Oh, my God.

01:16:10.000 The headlock.

01:16:10.800 What about Floyd?

01:16:12.560 Oh, no.

01:16:13.440 What about Trayvon?

01:16:15.320 The headlock.

01:16:16.540 Oh, it's our kryptonite.

01:16:18.320 It's what kills the blacks is the headlock.

01:16:22.000 Oh, God.

01:16:24.200 Look at that dude.

01:16:25.420 You cannot do that, bro.

01:16:27.080 Look at that dude.

01:16:27.860 You cannot do that, bro.

01:16:29.300 You cannot do that, bro.

01:16:30.700 You cannot do that, bro.

01:16:32.620 You cannot do that, bro.

01:16:34.280 You don't understand.

01:16:36.460 Screaming like a fucking gorilla.

01:16:39.700 Do you hear that?

01:16:41.000 Like, there's a deep, guttural scream.

01:16:43.760 Look what you're doing.

01:16:44.540 What are you doing, bro?

01:16:45.900 You cannot do that, bro.

01:16:47.360 You cannot do that, bro.

01:16:48.640 Oh, look at that dude.

01:16:49.540 Do that.

01:16:50.220 Yo, he's putting him in a headlock.

01:16:51.760 You cannot do that.

01:16:52.440 Oh, look at that dude.

01:16:53.540 That noise right there.

01:16:54.900 Look at that dude.

01:16:55.560 Look at that dude.

01:16:56.780 Look at that dude.

01:16:57.380 Oh, look at that dude.

01:16:58.460 Oh, look at that dude.

01:16:59.720 Oh, look at that dude.

01:17:00.820 Oh, look at that dude.

01:17:01.020 Oh, look at that dude.

01:17:01.840 Nothing will make a police officer want to open fire on your chest cavity quicker than that fucking noise.

01:17:09.340 Bro, like, when you're screaming like that, it sounds a lot like you're going to commit violence.

01:17:21.760 Am I wrong?

01:17:23.720 It sounds a lot like you're going to commit violence.

01:17:26.920 It sounds a lot like I have to put you down because you're going to commit violence.

01:17:31.080 Am I wrong?

01:17:31.780 If only the police knew that they cannot do that, bro.

01:17:37.540 They cannot do that, bro.

01:17:38.880 They cannot do that, bro.

01:17:42.060 Yeah, just the way they sound makes you want to fucking kill somebody like somebody in that room.

01:17:47.740 Yeah, uh-huh.

01:17:48.640 That's what I'm saying.

01:17:49.440 That's what I'm getting at.

01:17:50.180 It's this, like, I don't even know.

01:17:52.280 Like, what is that?

01:17:53.620 What the fuck is that?

01:17:54.880 Are you kidding me?

01:17:55.640 I got to try to, I got to kill you now because it sounds like that's your war cry.

01:17:59.760 You're going to kill me if I don't kill you.

01:18:06.140 You cannot do that, bro.

01:18:08.800 This is the most fucking infuriating.

01:18:10.940 I'm getting angry watching this.

01:18:17.180 Ah, the fucking, the hand of reconciliation.

01:18:19.900 Do you not know that you cannot do that, bro?

01:18:23.400 You cannot do that, bro.

01:18:24.560 It's clearly written in, in the book of the law that you cannot do that, bro.

01:18:30.900 You cannot do that, bro.

01:18:31.960 And right now, I don't know if you're aware of this, but you's doing that.

01:18:35.680 The very thing you cannot do.

01:18:37.760 You's doing that.

01:18:41.020 Do you not know that I'm recording you?

01:18:45.000 Get out.

01:18:46.440 Get out.

01:18:47.140 Don't touch me.

01:18:48.220 You cannot do that, bro.

01:18:49.560 It is amazing.

01:18:59.580 The book of cannot do that, bro.

01:19:02.200 It is amazing that they don't just turn around and open fire on them all.

01:19:08.580 It is amazing that they don't just turn around and just fucking indiscriminately fire into the crowd.

01:19:14.200 Yeah.

01:19:19.560 I thought that, that was weird.

01:19:21.580 I was hearing like nigger fights and I thought it was outside, but I think my wife is watching some on, on YouTube in the other room.

01:19:29.600 Um, I was like, dude, I moved to a nice area.

01:19:31.640 What's good?

01:19:31.920 I looked to the left because that's right over here is where my window is.

01:19:34.660 I'm like, what the fuck is going on?

01:19:36.300 Uh, yeah.

01:19:37.540 Yeah.

01:19:37.900 Sometimes they do, right?

01:19:39.140 They just look over and just open fire into the crowd.

01:19:41.600 I get it.

01:19:42.020 Uh, I hear them amp up at gas stations all the time and my head snaps around immediately to see them just clowning or saying hi to each other, but I'm crazy.

01:19:52.760 Uh, but I'm the only one who checks for violence.

01:19:55.340 It's crazy.

01:19:55.840 Yeah.

01:19:56.240 So I, I had this happen the other day where even it was even here.

01:20:00.660 Like I live in a nice neighborhood, but you're not going to stop, you know, out of towners, out of town scholars from coming into the neighborhood, uh, and going to the local racetrack, raceway, whatever the fuck it is.

01:20:12.460 And, uh, circle K, I don't know.

01:20:14.580 They have really great chicken sandwiches, but, um, I pulled up because I wanted one of those really great chicken sandwiches.

01:20:22.460 And, and I, I noticed that inside there was a young black and I said, Hmm, that seems out of place.

01:20:30.300 Where could he have come from?

01:20:31.820 So before I got out of the car, I looked left, I looked right, and I looked left again and realized that the first time I didn't see because of the tints and because it was dark and because they were all black in the car that I had pulled up next to some sort of Chrysler, new Chrysler.

01:20:52.000 Not new, like it wasn't old though.

01:20:54.080 You know what I'm saying?

01:20:54.440 It's like a 2000s Chrysler something big body.

01:20:57.800 And, um, I don't know if my wife is watching something or if there's niggas fighting outside my house.

01:21:05.800 Um, uh, so, so I look over and I realized that I see shadows in the car, but they're black and it's dark outside and they're looking towards my car, you know?

01:21:15.360 And, and, and I was just about to say, Hey, I'll be right back to my wife and my son.

01:21:20.700 And instead I said, get out of the car and come with me.

01:21:24.180 And my wife said, why?

01:21:25.460 I don't want to come in.

01:21:26.260 I just can't, you're just getting a sandwich.

01:21:27.560 Can you?

01:21:27.780 Yeah, there you go.

01:21:28.280 Chrysler 300.

01:21:29.020 Thank you.

01:21:29.740 Uh, and I said, uh, I'll explain when we come inside.

01:21:34.700 And then she said, okay, all right, fine.

01:21:36.900 So she comes inside, you know, and, and, and my son comes along as well.

01:21:41.460 And when we get inside, I realized I, but I explained to her like, yeah, this guy who's checking out right here is one of like seven niggers in a Chrysler 300 that we were parked right next to.

01:21:51.140 And they were all breaking their neck.

01:21:52.560 Cause my wife is a smoke show.

01:21:53.720 She looks good.

01:21:54.300 So they were all fucking looking over to her.

01:21:56.840 And I was like, no, no, no, no, no.

01:21:59.020 Uh, so, you know, I, I made them all, I made my family come inside with me, but it's just like, damn dude.

01:22:04.340 Like, thank God I don't have, uh, thank God I come from where I come from because this is a really nice neighborhood.

01:22:10.520 And most people would not even have noticed that, but I just felt like something was awry.

01:22:15.300 I knew he was out of place.

01:22:17.280 And so, uh, you know, did a little look around and then found fucking literally like six of them in one car, all breaking their necks to, to look into my, uh, into my car.

01:22:25.620 And I said, no, no, no, you're coming inside.

01:22:27.220 Of course, I'm always, always strapped, always strapped, literally fucking, always strapped.

01:22:32.940 Okay.

01:22:33.360 But, um, I'm not going to leave my, my family in the car.

01:22:37.040 Not for that one.

01:22:37.580 All right.

01:22:37.780 Let's, let's, let's, let's move on.

01:22:39.060 Thank you, uh, to Valkyrie.

01:22:40.640 Thank you to the dead.

01:22:41.360 Can't dance.

01:22:42.000 I hate when this happens.

01:22:43.100 There we go.

01:22:43.860 Uh, let's see what else she's got.

01:22:45.100 Okay.

01:22:45.480 Boom, boom, boom.

01:22:47.420 Hey, it's vengeance.

01:22:48.960 Thank you very much for the happy birthday wishes.

01:22:51.420 Hinchy, you beautiful son of a bitch.

01:22:53.160 Oh my God.

01:22:53.820 Yeah.

01:22:54.060 Uh, Carnival is suffering from a PR nightmare right now.

01:22:58.920 That's true.

01:22:59.940 I'm thinking actually next time we do timeline cleanse,

01:23:01.780 we might do an entire episode on carnival and what's been going on there.

01:23:04.920 Carnival cruise.

01:23:05.800 Y'all ever seen food stamps float?

01:23:08.040 Welcome to carnival where section eight meets the seven seas.

01:23:11.660 Ah, yes.

01:23:12.980 Five-star accommodations.

01:23:14.740 Bed.

01:23:15.260 Been through something.

01:23:16.320 Wall.

01:23:16.820 Fighting for its life.

01:23:18.020 And that bottle of Henny?

01:23:19.400 Untouched.

01:23:20.300 For now.

01:23:21.200 Welcome to the all you can eat struggle plate experience where chicken stays fried,

01:23:25.080 watermelon's always cold,

01:23:26.180 and that red Kool-Aid got more sugar than your ex's lies.

01:23:29.260 Half these folks can't swim and the other half got their hair pressed.

01:23:33.360 That pool ain't seeing nobody.

01:23:35.580 Worried about your...

01:23:36.420 That pool ain't seeing nobody.

01:23:38.440 I know that it's become a real issue.

01:23:40.300 Carnival cruise is now banning like certain music and certain dances and black people are getting really angry.

01:23:47.380 They're like, oh, we just come here to have a good time and now all of a sudden you're making all these rules that are only geared towards us.

01:23:52.960 And it's like, yeah, because you're ruining their business model, you fucking idiots.

01:23:57.460 Do you think that they should keep doing the exact same thing if it's to their detriment?

01:24:01.920 If people who actually spend money don't want to come, do you think that they should keep the same business model?

01:24:09.880 You know, at least Margaritaville got it figured out where they were like, we're playing nothing but Jimmy Buffett.

01:24:16.460 And black people were like, but we can't twerk to this.

01:24:18.600 And they're like, that's the fucking point.

01:24:20.860 Nobody can twerk to Jimmy Buffett no matter how hard you try.

01:24:24.880 Your body just can't.

01:24:26.300 It's like frequency warfare.

01:24:29.020 It disrupts your rhythm, your natural circadian rhythm.

01:24:33.300 The beat that calls to you can't do it, not through Jimmy Buffett.

01:24:38.040 So at least Margaritaville has that figured out.

01:24:40.460 And I think Carnival Cruise is taking a page out of Margaritaville's book and they're going, yeah, we're not going to play.

01:24:46.460 It's fucking monkey music.

01:24:47.960 We're not doing it.

01:24:49.840 White people who actually will do more than buy the bare minimum.

01:24:55.400 You know what I mean?

01:24:56.200 Because these cruises are also like floating malls.

01:24:59.940 And you could buy all sorts of shit.

01:25:02.380 But, you know, something tells me they don't buy all sorts of shit.

01:25:05.400 So it's hurting their bottom dollar.

01:25:07.500 And black people are actually mad.

01:25:09.060 There's a huge dialogue taking place on platforms like TikTok and such about all of these unfair rules that Carnival Cruise is implementing that are clearly geared towards black people.

01:25:19.900 What I want is for Carnival Cruise to just stop beating around the bush and come out with a no nigger policy.

01:25:26.860 Just do it.

01:25:28.420 Just say it.

01:25:29.320 And watch your stock skyrocket, Carnival Cruise.

01:25:34.660 Watch your stock skyrocket if you have a no nigger policy on Carnival Cruise.

01:25:42.300 Do you know what will happen?

01:25:44.440 People will flock to Carnival Cruise.

01:25:48.080 I would book exclusively with Carnival Cruise.

01:25:51.780 I don't even like cruises.

01:25:53.700 And I would go, if you're telling me that I can have a vacation experience where I can guarantee that I won't be around blacks, I'm doing it.

01:26:05.960 I'm doing it.

01:26:06.920 I don't like a Carnival.

01:26:08.020 I don't like a drink and eat festival.

01:26:11.360 That's all it is.

01:26:11.960 It's feeding your flesh.

01:26:12.920 Shout out to Owen Benjamin.

01:26:14.820 He did a cover of Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville, Baby Boomerville.

01:26:18.440 And he said one of the lines was, feeding my flesh again in Baby Boomerville.

01:26:23.800 A Carnival is just feeding your flesh.

01:26:27.920 It's drink and eat and drink and eat and drink and eat.

01:26:31.160 And that's it.

01:26:32.580 So I'm not into it.

01:26:33.760 I don't like it very much.

01:26:34.660 However, if I knew that paying a premium would guarantee that I would have a no-negro experience,

01:26:45.220 Ryan Drew is absolutely correct.

01:26:48.240 It would quickly become the best cruise.

01:26:52.660 Quickly become the best cruise.

01:26:54.680 Well, this one, I said, yeah, if they want, I actually said this to my wife, Hinch, because he says, or have one cruise that's all black.

01:27:01.140 So my thinking is, because people are just disgusting.

01:27:05.240 People are disgusting.

01:27:06.260 Really, if you're on a Carnival, it's disgusting.

01:27:08.520 It's consumerism on the open sea.

01:27:11.960 And I go, you know what?

01:27:13.880 Why don't we just fucking dial it up?

01:27:16.540 Why isn't the point just, you get on this cruise, you drink all the drinks, you do all the drugs, you eat all the food, you swing, you nasty pieces of shit, you swing, you fuck each other, you fuck each other's wives, you fuck each other, you fuck each other.

01:27:31.800 And then we just tank it, dude.

01:27:33.880 We just sink it.

01:27:35.460 The last fucking cruise.

01:27:37.000 Well, that's what we'll call it.

01:27:37.880 We'll call it the last fucking cruise.

01:27:40.300 And you can just get on it, because it's not enough for some people, right?

01:27:43.540 It's not enough to just drink and eat and drink and eat.

01:27:45.860 You can tell they want more.

01:27:46.960 They want to dance.

01:27:47.780 They want to fuck everybody.

01:27:50.200 So just sink it, dude.

01:27:52.080 Say, hey, come on here.

01:27:53.180 There's no guarantee that you're going to come back, and we'll hit it with a Jewish space laser while you're out in the Atlantic, and we'll fucking sink it to the bottom of the ocean, straight to the abyss, the express route to the abyss.

01:28:04.100 Why not?

01:28:05.460 Why not?

01:28:06.060 That's it, right?

01:28:06.660 That's it.

01:28:07.460 Not Anonymous D.

01:28:08.320 Nigga Fire says they want to kill.

01:28:09.460 They want to drink.

01:28:10.140 They want to fuck.

01:28:10.860 They want to smoke.

01:28:11.540 They want to eat.

01:28:12.140 They want to kill.

01:28:13.460 So just fucking send them to the bottom of the ocean.

01:28:16.000 Why not?

01:28:18.020 I'm sure you'd probably have a tremendous rollout.

01:28:20.540 A lot of people.

01:28:21.160 If there's people signing up for assisted suicide in Canada, people will sign up for the debaucherous to the bottom of the ocean cruise.

01:28:27.820 Just do it.

01:28:30.820 Hellcat getting stolen while you're gone?

01:28:34.240 Not no more.

01:28:35.240 At Carnival, we let you bring the cat on board, because if you can't trust your neighbors, trust the ocean.

01:28:40.720 Need to relax?

01:28:41.880 Yeah, good luck.

01:28:43.040 At Carnival's hood spa, it's cucumbers on your eyes until somebody opens their mouth.

01:28:47.840 Want to shoot dice without getting shot?

01:28:49.840 Carnival got you.

01:28:51.140 Same drama, less trauma.

01:28:53.380 Roll them bones with ocean views.

01:28:55.620 And as the sun sets on the high seas, one truth remains.

01:28:59.840 You can take the hood out the neighborhood, but you can't take it off the cruise ship.

01:29:04.100 Yeah, dude.

01:29:05.020 Yeah, Carnival Cruise is going through something.

01:29:07.120 We should do a deep dive on that very soon.

01:29:09.660 Y'all ever seen-

01:29:10.340 Deep dive on that.

01:29:10.900 Thank you, Arcane Arsenal.

01:29:11.840 It was wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.

01:29:12.880 Let's see what else we got here.

01:29:16.600 This just says, fuck around and find out, TV.

01:29:19.080 Uh-oh.

01:29:22.820 Oh, fuck, Dave.

01:29:25.620 Oh, my God.

01:29:35.340 And there's a baby on board.

01:29:36.380 I fucking hate people.

01:29:39.500 Oh, man.

01:29:41.220 I see so many assholes on the road this past, like, not this last week.

01:29:47.300 I finally was able to relax.

01:29:49.080 But before that, I was doing a lot of driving.

01:29:52.240 I found myself just driving fucking everywhere for, like, a week.

01:29:56.760 And I think accumulatively, and I know there's a lot of people that are like, dude, I drive.

01:30:01.000 I know, I know.

01:30:02.660 I'm just bitching here.

01:30:04.140 But I think I spent, like, upwards of 20 hours on the road in one week.

01:30:10.140 And it was, like, in huge chunks.

01:30:14.640 You know, six-hour chunk here, fucking four-hour chunk here.

01:30:17.720 Very annoying.

01:30:18.360 And in that time, I saw people driving like faggots, dude.

01:30:22.140 Faggots.

01:30:23.900 Ugh.

01:30:25.180 Hate to see it.

01:30:27.620 Audibly gasped.

01:30:29.100 Why do I watch this?

01:30:30.280 I don't know.

01:30:30.840 But thank you, Agatha.

01:30:32.000 Thank you for watching it.

01:30:33.160 I really appreciate it.

01:30:35.060 Um, let's see.

01:30:36.760 Let's see what else we got here.

01:30:37.880 Yep, they fucking, we get it.

01:30:38.940 They did a thing.

01:30:39.700 They drive like assholes.

01:30:40.600 They fucking ruin it for everybody else.

01:30:42.060 Let's continue on.

01:30:43.540 Uh, Arcane Arsenal, thank you so much.

01:30:45.660 What's this one?

01:30:47.100 America 2045.

01:30:50.500 Sitting here in my tiny corner of nowhere.

01:30:53.720 There's nowhere left to go.

01:30:55.180 Ah.

01:30:56.700 Nowhere.

01:30:59.220 Except the Oasis.

01:31:00.280 Dog, no shit, though.

01:31:14.080 I'm not even going to front.

01:31:14.820 This is what the Villages looks like.

01:31:16.080 It's just replace, replace these young people with old people.

01:31:19.140 And I mean, I get it.

01:31:20.000 You know, it's boomers and that's unfortunate.

01:31:21.520 But this is what the Villages actually looks like.

01:31:23.540 I mean, I'm not even going to front.

01:31:53.680 I want to watch it again.

01:31:57.340 Sitting here in my tiny...

01:31:58.420 Is he jerking off?

01:31:59.480 Oh, he's on a, he's on a...

01:32:00.820 Okay, that looked like he was just fapping in the window.

01:32:03.980 Um, but he's on a washer.

01:32:06.340 This is from that movie.

01:32:07.380 Uh, um, Ready Player One, right?

01:32:10.300 I think Ready Player One.

01:32:11.360 It was a decent movie.

01:32:14.360 Sitting here in my tiny corner of nowhere.

01:32:17.600 There's nowhere left to go.

01:32:18.920 Ugh, this fucking family is just trying to enjoy a meal with their children.

01:32:24.440 And this fat bitch is just twerking.

01:32:28.040 I am, I'm, I'm getting a little bit stressed out this episode, guys.

01:32:31.900 Every, every episode, you guys just drag me down into the, into the fatigue waters.

01:32:38.820 Man.

01:32:39.260 Very frustrating.

01:32:43.780 Nowhere.

01:32:46.320 Except the Oasis.

01:32:50.200 Huge project.

01:32:51.100 I love it.

01:33:00.720 You know, uh, the only instrument that I think I'd ever actually have, uh, interest in picking up and learning is a saxophone.

01:33:07.600 I'll fucking play the shit out of a saxophone if I could.

01:33:10.940 Um, is it legal to taser in the arse?

01:33:14.960 I don't think so, Jin.

01:33:15.920 And I think we're just, we just have to grin and bear it.

01:33:19.260 Uh, we will owe nothing and we will, we will be happy.

01:33:23.700 That's true.

01:33:24.360 Arcane Arsenals does only send bangers.

01:33:26.260 Good job, Arcane.

01:33:27.160 Good job.

01:33:28.580 Um, I'm sensing some black pilling.

01:33:30.980 That's got to stuff.

01:33:31.660 Yeah, yeah.

01:33:32.060 I agree.

01:33:32.760 We're, we're doing a little black.

01:33:33.680 I mean, that's funny.

01:33:34.520 That's funny.

01:33:35.100 No, Rocky McCobb.

01:33:36.360 Don't love whores.

01:33:37.500 What are we doing here?

01:33:38.200 Have you learned nothing in our time together?

01:33:40.500 Good God.

01:33:41.440 Uh, I sent you a nightmare, Raven.

01:33:43.620 Thank you, Nancy.

01:33:44.740 That's the, you're the best.

01:33:45.920 I'll tell you what, we're going to do this.

01:33:47.360 We're going to, um, we're going to close this out.

01:33:50.060 Uh, thank you, Arcane Arsenals.

01:33:51.800 That was very funny.

01:33:52.760 Uh, we're going to go to Nancy content and, uh, and we're going to get out of here.

01:33:57.980 But first we're going to check the donations.

01:34:00.880 Yeah, I'm getting tired.

01:34:01.840 I'm tired already.

01:34:02.620 It's, it's been a long day for me.

01:34:04.680 Uh, we're going to, we're going to do that.

01:34:06.680 But first we're going to check, uh, the donations.

01:34:09.020 Guys, if you enjoy what we do here and you want to support the stuff, consider donating via Rumble Rants.

01:34:14.260 That's a great way to do it.

01:34:16.200 Um, there are better ways though.

01:34:17.660 Cash app is one of those better ways.

01:34:19.140 You can find, uh, you can find me on cash app at David Corbo seven.

01:34:25.200 I think, no, no, I'm sorry.

01:34:26.520 Dollar sign David Corbo on cash app.

01:34:28.080 Whatever the ticker says, guys, whatever the ticker says.

01:34:30.360 Uh, uh, dollar sign David Corbo on, on, uh, cash app.

01:34:33.980 You can also find me on PayPal at David Corbo seven on PayPal.

01:34:37.500 And you can also find me on Venmo at D Corbo seven.

01:34:40.540 Scott's videos got, okay.

01:34:41.760 You know what?

01:34:42.060 We'll go to Scott's and then we'll go to, uh, to gin.

01:34:44.600 I mean, damn it, gin.

01:34:45.380 I saw you message down here and I got confused.

01:34:47.460 We'll go to Scott.

01:34:48.700 And then we'll go to, uh, Nancy.

01:34:51.640 You just keep getting cycled towards the top.

01:34:53.580 So that's, what's going on here.

01:34:55.240 Uh, I'll let those, uh, donations build up and we'll see what Scott's got.

01:34:59.040 What does Scott's got real quick?

01:35:00.280 Is this the fucking put a girl on unbelievable day 24 of calling the same car dealership

01:35:06.960 until he puts a girl on Serpentine Chevrolet, Andrew speaking.

01:35:10.620 I'm going to help you.

01:35:12.160 Good afternoon, Andrew.

01:35:13.500 This is detective Dodge Durango with the Passat police department.

01:35:16.560 How are you doing today?

01:35:18.980 I'm doing okay.

01:35:20.440 Um, but just so you know, that guy calls here still every day harassing us.

01:35:26.740 Is there an update on, on him at all?

01:35:29.460 Uh-oh.

01:35:30.740 Well, sorry to hear that, Andrew.

01:35:32.260 Yes, actually, uh, so we do have him in custody.

01:35:35.680 Uh, we're just calling to see, uh, if you guys want to move forward in pressing charges.

01:35:40.920 Yeah, I mean, I think without a doubt we want to press charges, yeah.

01:35:44.820 Okay, um, so I guess then just to move forward.

01:35:48.980 Fucking detective Dodge Durango.

01:35:52.620 Oh, that's fucking hilarious.

01:35:54.340 That's fucking hilarious.

01:35:55.900 Uh, we just need a couple things from you guys to do so.

01:35:58.640 All right, that, that sounds great.

01:36:02.480 What, what would those things be?

01:36:04.540 Okay, so first and foremost, we're just going to need you to put a girl line.

01:36:12.680 You might be literally at the bottom of the genetic pool.

01:36:16.580 All the stupid people, all the people in this world, you might be at the very bottom.

01:36:22.240 I'm going to seriously take you and bring you to the game farm, and I'm going to have all the horses run a train on you.

01:36:28.920 They're going to plow you out.

01:36:30.000 They're going to plow you out and give you a-

01:36:31.860 Put a girl line.

01:36:38.720 Very funny.

01:36:39.600 Very funny.

01:36:40.640 Uh, it's amazing how with just the simplest, uh, expression, you can send these people's fire line.

01:36:45.180 I love that guy.

01:36:46.440 Put a girl on.

01:36:47.520 Fucking hilarious.

01:36:48.400 Thank you, Scott.

01:36:49.020 That's wonderful.

01:36:49.380 Okay, we got another one here.

01:36:51.000 Raw, raw footage.

01:36:52.860 Raw video, rather.

01:36:53.880 Three injured after a car crash at a racetrack in Senoa, Georgia, Saturday night.

01:37:01.560 All right.

01:37:02.480 This is going to get dark.

01:37:03.820 Let's fucking, let's watch it.

01:37:05.680 Let's do it.

01:37:06.280 Let's see what we got here.

01:37:07.400 You ready?

01:37:07.920 Everybody ready?

01:37:08.620 Are you fucking ready?

01:37:10.380 This is Detective Dodge Durango.

01:37:12.040 Broken legs.

01:37:34.180 Did it say people died?

01:37:35.200 Hold on.

01:37:35.440 I'm going to read it again.

01:37:36.280 Uh, three injured.

01:37:37.300 Okay.

01:37:37.600 Just those three guys injured.

01:37:38.720 Hey, you, you made it.

01:37:39.820 Uh, you did all right.

01:37:41.000 You only got injured.

01:37:42.040 Oh, now I'm fucking, all right.

01:37:50.260 All right.

01:37:50.740 It'll never play again.

01:37:52.800 Uh-oh.

01:38:03.840 Hey, but I mean, like I said, at least you didn't die.

01:38:06.040 That's pretty cool.

01:38:06.700 Not dying is, is, uh, it's half the prize when you're at an event like that.

01:38:11.140 That doesn't seem like sufficient protection either.

01:38:15.820 Am I wrong?

01:38:16.800 Like, at least at NASCAR, you're at an elevated plateau.

01:38:20.140 The seating is, is above a wall.

01:38:22.780 What is this that's protecting you?

01:38:26.520 Because it didn't fucking protect them.

01:38:32.580 That would really make me think if I was sitting in the stands, I'd be like, wait a second.

01:38:35.800 If those guys got hit, what about me?

01:38:38.780 What about me?

01:38:41.740 My wife wants to go to NASCAR.

01:38:43.700 Uh, she also wants to go to the Kentucky Derby.

01:38:45.800 But these are both just so that she could dress up.

01:38:47.740 Ooh, good kitties.

01:38:54.400 Wow.

01:38:57.440 That cat got her keys for her.

01:38:59.100 That's fucking killer.

01:38:59.960 Look at how smart the cats are.

01:39:05.260 Oh my god, my cat opens the door.

01:39:07.280 That little bitch.

01:39:11.880 Yeah, go ahead and pull it through.

01:39:16.000 Thanks, bud.

01:39:17.080 Very helpful cats.

01:39:18.800 Very helpful cats.

01:39:19.880 Look at that baby.

01:39:32.380 Look at that belly.

01:39:33.240 How could you resist?

01:39:34.180 I wouldn't be able to get any, had that cat get any work done.

01:39:36.620 I'd want to squeeze her belly.

01:39:38.060 Look at her, look at her tummy.

01:39:40.960 Midnight, are you cleaning the table?

01:39:42.820 That's because she's a good girl.

01:39:44.000 Oh, that's a problem.

01:39:56.120 You don't know why you didn't wake up through your alarm?

01:39:57.840 It's because your fucking cats were, uh, uh, uh, silencing your alarm.

01:40:04.320 Tell her to dress up at home.

01:40:07.840 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

01:40:09.100 NASCAR is lame and boring, right?

01:40:10.620 It's just, it's just fucking left turn, left turn.

01:40:14.200 That's what I'm saying, Hinge.

01:40:15.520 That's what I'm saying.

01:40:16.440 Unbelievable.

01:40:17.020 I don't, I don't, you know, it's a whole thing though.

01:40:19.120 She wants to go out there and she wants to, she wants to dress.

01:40:21.780 You know what I'm very proud of?

01:40:23.080 Uh, my wife got a hat today or the other day, yesterday, whatever.

01:40:27.140 And it's just a regular hat, like a baseball cap.

01:40:29.680 Um, but it says, put it on my husband's tab.

01:40:34.740 And I'm very proud of that because

01:40:36.780 in the past 10 years of our relationship,

01:40:40.960 there was no reality in which she could have even made a joke like that.

01:40:45.600 In fact, if she ever wore a hat like that,

01:40:49.340 everyone would audibly laugh.

01:40:54.140 Not because it was a joke, but because it was so obscene.

01:40:58.960 What a lie.

01:41:00.760 What a, what an insane proclamation.

01:41:02.900 Put it on your husband's tab.

01:41:04.280 Who do you think you married?

01:41:07.880 Would have been the response to that.

01:41:10.120 And, uh, and today she can proudly wear that and,

01:41:13.460 and have it actually be, uh, the truth.

01:41:15.600 And that's very nice.

01:41:16.820 And I'm very proud of that.

01:41:17.920 All right.

01:41:18.120 Anywho.

01:41:20.740 Oh, I like to do this with my cat.

01:41:22.080 Yes.

01:41:27.880 Helpful cat.

01:41:34.280 It's so strange.

01:41:47.680 When I do pushups,

01:41:48.560 my cat has to be right underneath my face,

01:41:50.960 directly underneath my face.

01:41:52.900 Uh, and then, yeah, smacks me and shit.

01:41:55.280 Very strange.

01:41:56.120 I don't know why.

01:41:56.720 Like I can't do pushups without my cat running from the other room

01:42:01.540 and then being under my face.

01:42:03.940 Uh, if she loved you poor, she will love you as a rich man.

01:42:06.320 Yeah.

01:42:06.700 Uh, but my wife is, is insane for saying yes to me.

01:42:11.760 Um, when I was like the level of poor was crazy.

01:42:15.620 I mean, a lot of you guys know, uh, how bad it was.

01:42:19.200 And, uh, yeah.

01:42:20.920 Wild, wild decision.

01:42:22.880 Take her to an F1 if she wants to see a race.

01:42:25.100 I hear that's actually fucking intense.

01:42:26.480 Like you could feel it in your chest as they're rolling through.

01:42:28.820 Uh, dude, you've always deserved, you always deserved it.

01:42:32.460 I'm glad she knew it first.

01:42:33.480 Thank you very much.

01:42:34.200 Very Doc's nigger fire.

01:42:35.540 D nigger fire.

01:42:36.540 Um, yeah, I don't even know if she knew it.

01:42:39.360 I think my wife is one of the few, not the few.

01:42:41.800 I don't think that that's the case.

01:42:43.140 I think there are a lot of women and a lot of men out there.

01:42:46.260 Um, and I see men engaging in this kind of gay shit too,

01:42:49.440 where it's like, oh, I can't get married right now

01:42:52.880 because I'm not in a financially sound place.

01:42:55.920 I'm not where I want to be yet.

01:42:57.420 Um, and, um, and I think that that is the wrong way to think.

01:43:02.140 Um, because it looks like you're considering this a, a status thing, um, a stability thing

01:43:11.540 and not a, I found a person I could love for the rest of my life and thank God for it thing.

01:43:17.740 You know, that's, that's really what it is.

01:43:19.720 And there are people that still look at marriage like that.

01:43:21.840 And then my, my wife was definitely one of them.

01:43:25.080 Uh, it was about, you know, it was about love surprisingly.

01:43:30.020 And it's a wild thing to say about marriage.

01:43:33.460 Who gets married for love these days?

01:43:35.900 But, uh, uh, very much was the focus.

01:43:39.400 Uh, it was what mattered.

01:43:40.940 And so, yeah.

01:43:42.500 Um, yes, dude, Mike, the racist is not financially sound equals you're a pussy.

01:43:47.020 I agree, dude.

01:43:49.540 I agree.

01:43:51.320 My wife watches silly shows sometimes, these reality shows, and you'll hear guys say something

01:43:55.420 like, I'm just trying to, I don't want to get a girl right now.

01:43:57.640 It's summer.

01:43:59.040 It's summer.

01:44:00.240 Like, bro, what a homosexual you are.

01:44:04.400 Never has a gayer thing come out of a man's mouth before.

01:44:06.900 And as an authority on, on, on, on gayness, uh, you know, given my visage and such, I

01:44:12.480 think I can say that confidently.

01:44:14.680 Never has a gayer thing come out of a man's mouth, especially some of these dudes on this

01:44:18.260 reality show.

01:44:18.820 They're like 30 something years old.

01:44:20.140 I just don't want to get locked down for summer.

01:44:22.720 You fucking homosexual.

01:44:27.440 Ooh.

01:44:28.920 My wife is yelling at my son.

01:44:30.640 He's being bad.

01:44:31.540 And she's, she's doing, she's scolding.

01:44:33.360 I like when she scolds him.

01:44:34.440 Like, Ooh, um, your wife's saved you from being the tremendous faggot that you had the

01:44:43.040 potential to be.

01:44:44.080 Instead, I was, uh, I was downgraded.

01:44:46.420 Uh, she put a, she's a governor.

01:44:48.020 She put a governor on it.

01:44:49.580 Um, yeah, good women know what they see.

01:44:53.320 I mean, that's the, the, the very least that I can say is it's nice to be able to provide

01:44:58.440 now.

01:44:59.520 Um, but I at least was a, a faithful, uh, husband for, for all those people.

01:45:04.440 And, uh, I think that that, you know, it's like when you don't have anything to give,

01:45:09.800 at least you can give a good relationship.

01:45:12.500 That doesn't cost anything.

01:45:14.260 Elohim says, I'm happy for you, Raven.

01:45:15.700 My wife and I just celebrated 18 years yesterday, seven, seven, seven, man.

01:45:22.420 That is awesome.

01:45:23.400 Guys, uh, give it up for Elohim.

01:45:35.440 Good job, brother.

01:45:36.420 Love to hear it.

01:45:37.020 That's awesome.

01:45:37.580 18 years.

01:45:38.440 Congratulations.

01:45:39.180 On my birthday.

01:45:40.160 I was 17 when you guys got married.

01:45:42.000 That's adorable.

01:45:43.380 Adorable.

01:45:44.440 Uh, I've heard that about not finding a good slut.

01:45:47.240 What's that?

01:45:47.660 No, you don't find good sluts.

01:45:49.140 That's an oxymoron.

01:45:50.920 Oxymoron.

01:45:51.320 Um, Carmen is still a newlywed, not a full year yet.

01:45:55.780 That's awesome though, Carmen.

01:45:56.700 I love to hear that.

01:45:57.400 I still think, I think it's, um, very important.

01:46:00.480 Very important.

01:46:01.740 Marriage is very important.

01:46:02.980 Uh, good relationships are very important.

01:46:05.620 And, um, you know, in this like red pill bullshit community that's going on.

01:46:12.020 Fuck yeah, dude.

01:46:13.040 John Black, 25 years.

01:46:14.960 Love it, brother.

01:46:15.940 Love to hear it.

01:46:16.680 Good for you, man.

01:46:17.320 God bless you guys.

01:46:17.960 Um, in this red pill culture, you, you don't get a lot of that.

01:46:22.300 Um, you know, guys, it costs nothing for you to not cheat on your wife.

01:46:29.560 Uh, guys, it costs nothing for you to, um, I don't know, actually give a shit about your

01:46:38.100 wife and your kid and, and, and raising a family like that is all this other red pill

01:46:42.620 shit is very gay, very gay.

01:46:44.940 You gotta have a Bugatti.

01:46:46.440 You gotta have all this fucking money.

01:46:48.400 You gotta, you know, have a, you have to go through so many women before you make a

01:46:52.120 decision.

01:46:53.180 No, I don't think that that's the case.

01:46:56.040 I think, uh, the important things, they don't cost nothing.

01:47:00.000 Wife, it costs nothing to cheat.

01:47:02.520 No, no, no, bro.

01:47:03.400 That's how we're doing.

01:47:04.560 Um, but yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:47:06.860 I just, uh, it's, it's very, as somebody who pulled it off, we just celebrated 10 years

01:47:13.280 and to look back and be like, damn, I didn't betray another human being who's meaningful

01:47:19.500 to me for a decade.

01:47:21.740 How cool is that?

01:47:23.040 Now, if I could just make it out of this realm without embarrassing my family and shaming

01:47:29.340 them, wouldn't that be something?

01:47:32.100 Wouldn't that be something?

01:47:33.120 So that's the goal.

01:47:34.120 The goal is death without bringing shame to my family.

01:47:39.100 Um, I think that'd be really cool.

01:47:40.720 Speaking of shame, let's watch whatever this is.

01:47:44.160 Drive.

01:47:46.500 Dude, what?

01:47:48.020 Drive by double knockout.

01:47:49.780 Oh my God.

01:47:50.840 Oh my God.

01:47:52.120 Let's go.

01:47:52.960 Let's go.

01:47:53.440 Damn, knock the hoop earring out of her.

01:48:04.120 That is so cool.

01:48:05.220 You know, that's one of those lesbians too, that tries to act like a man.

01:48:09.840 She's like, look at this bitch's, both her titties is out and shit.

01:48:13.100 Oh my God.

01:48:14.820 Speaking of shame.

01:48:16.180 That was really cool.

01:48:23.180 That was really cool.

01:48:24.880 Oh, that was so cool.

01:48:31.060 Oh my God.

01:48:33.080 Raleigh, cut it out, man.

01:48:37.320 Oh my God.

01:48:39.540 That is crazy.

01:48:42.500 That is crazy.

01:48:44.520 I really, I really love that.

01:48:47.100 I really love that.

01:48:49.160 Um, let's do it again.

01:48:51.020 We'll watch it again.

01:49:05.180 Just leave.

01:49:06.980 I would run home.

01:49:08.420 I would run so far and so fast just to get away from the strangers who just watched that

01:49:12.400 happen to me.

01:49:13.320 This bitch really thought she was the shit.

01:49:14.900 These fucking black lesbians that, that act aggro.

01:49:19.620 And she really wanted it too.

01:49:21.140 She's like, no, let me get it.

01:49:22.160 No, let me do it.

01:49:23.820 Oh, we fall.

01:49:26.020 Save all my sweet.

01:49:29.820 So fucking, that is diabolical, bro.

01:49:33.740 Diabolical.

01:49:34.860 Oh my God.

01:49:36.860 That's crazy.

01:49:38.640 Yeah.

01:49:38.920 The music really set the mood, really set the mood, really set the mood.

01:49:42.900 All right.

01:49:43.180 All right.

01:49:43.420 All right.

01:49:43.900 Thank you, Scott.

01:49:44.720 Really wonderful videos.

01:49:45.780 You have any other ones?

01:49:46.560 Okay.

01:49:46.860 Oh yeah.

01:49:47.180 You did the kitty one last time.

01:49:48.220 All right.

01:49:48.560 We're going to check out, where is, where did we go?

01:49:53.040 We're going to check out the donations and then we're going to get out of here on some

01:49:56.800 Nancy content.

01:49:59.040 Thank you guys.

01:49:59.800 Thank you everybody who donated.

01:50:00.780 Let's see what we got going on here.

01:50:02.160 We got boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

01:50:03.320 We're checking Rumble Rants real quick and it looks like, wait, there we go.

01:50:08.680 Rocky Macabre gifted five subscriptions to Timeline Cleanse.

01:50:12.320 Thank you very much, Rocky Macabre.

01:50:13.720 Let's give you some noise for that one.

01:50:17.940 I think that counts as $5.

01:50:19.940 So we'll do a $5 on the ticker real quick.

01:50:22.880 I mean, I'm sorry.

01:50:24.500 We can do that.

01:50:25.780 $5 right there.

01:50:27.520 And let's see what else we got.

01:50:29.620 I'll scroll through and there we go.

01:50:31.620 There's another one from the Netherite.

01:50:32.860 Thank you, the Netherite, for the $2 donation.

01:50:35.480 Keeping the $2 tier alive.

01:50:39.260 Damn it.

01:50:39.780 I missed it.

01:50:40.560 Yo, I'm heading to Florida next week.

01:50:42.020 Are you really?

01:50:42.800 We're in Florida, the Netherite.

01:50:44.080 Let me know.

01:50:45.100 You're in the Telegram chat too, right?

01:50:46.960 Thank you for the $2 donation.

01:50:50.420 If you're in my neck of the woods, it would be really cool to link up and at least get a

01:50:53.440 cup of coffee and shoot the shit.

01:50:55.300 You know, you've been one of the homies for so long.

01:50:57.560 It would be great to actually connect with some of the community.

01:51:00.960 All right.

01:51:01.400 Let's scroll through.

01:51:02.080 Scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling.

01:51:04.420 And it looks like that's it on Rumble Rants.

01:51:07.740 Nope.

01:51:08.220 We got one right here from Zesty D for the $1 donation.

01:51:12.520 Here's a noise for you.

01:51:16.100 And he says,

01:51:16.900 Let's collect the power nine of MTG cards and fight the demons for real.

01:51:22.840 I don't know what that is, but thank you for the $1 donation, Zesty D with the Zestiest

01:51:27.500 of Ds.

01:51:28.140 Thank you very much, brother.

01:51:29.180 Okay.

01:51:29.640 We're going to go on now to the other things.

01:51:33.780 No, hold on a second.

01:51:34.740 Let me make sure that we didn't miss any new Rumble Rants.

01:51:37.700 We'll just scroll to the bottom.

01:51:38.740 Okay.

01:51:38.940 We're all good.

01:51:39.560 So let's see what we got.

01:51:42.080 We're going to check Cash App now.

01:51:44.860 Where are we?

01:51:46.140 Here we are.

01:51:47.320 Cash App.

01:51:47.920 Let's see what we got.

01:51:50.340 Uh-oh.

01:51:50.760 I see the change rolling in.

01:51:52.080 This is disheartening.

01:51:54.900 But I mean, it's also heartening, right?

01:51:56.360 That's a great thing.

01:51:57.680 Shit.

01:51:58.680 Here we go.

01:51:59.280 I was really hoping we were going to get away with no math.

01:52:03.200 I mean, I like very much appreciative of the donations, guys.

01:52:06.560 Don't get the wrong impression here.

01:52:10.020 Tyler Jennings has ladder videos.

01:52:12.740 Okay.

01:52:12.900 We're going to start with Tyler next time.

01:52:14.380 Did I write that down?

01:52:15.100 I feel like I said that before.

01:52:16.740 Starting with Tyler.

01:52:18.120 Let's put Tyler.

01:52:20.440 And that'll be four.

01:52:23.160 And we'll do a little stars.

01:52:24.580 And we'll start with Tyler next time.

01:52:27.100 All right.

01:52:27.460 Thank you, Tyler, for the fucking $1.67 donation.

01:52:33.340 Damn it.

01:52:33.740 Here we go.

01:52:35.020 $1.67.

01:52:38.140 We should erase this upper line because I already accounted for all that.

01:52:42.000 All right.

01:52:43.160 All right.

01:52:43.580 I'm starting to sweat already just seeing decimals.

01:52:46.260 Thank you, Tyler.

01:52:47.200 Here's a noise.

01:52:48.820 Oh, wait.

01:52:49.120 He says also have Tyler video.

01:52:51.740 I mean, the ladder videos in your DM.

01:52:53.000 Okay.

01:52:53.220 So we're going to have to start with Tyler next time.

01:52:54.400 Uh, William, whose last name I will not dox.

01:52:59.320 Uh, thank you for the $5.82 donation for gay conversion therapy fund.

01:53:07.680 I actually think it's much more expensive than that.

01:53:09.940 Um, but you know, every drop in the bucket counts.

01:53:12.280 Thank you very much.

01:53:13.340 Uh, uh, William for the $5.82.

01:53:17.740 Fuck.

01:53:18.120 Okay.

01:53:18.580 All right.

01:53:19.080 We're going to be mathing.

01:53:21.260 I feel like the stress already settling in from the, uh, the math coming in.

01:53:25.500 Okay.

01:53:25.760 Thank you.

01:53:26.240 Topo Chico Amigo.

01:53:28.640 Here's more noises.

01:53:29.580 For the $4.44 donation.

01:53:35.860 You son of a bitch.

01:53:36.660 You son of a bitch.

01:53:37.380 Topo Chico Amigo.

01:53:38.660 All right.

01:53:39.300 Very, very grateful though.

01:53:40.640 Don't, don't think I'm not.

01:53:42.040 Cause I am $4.44 from Topo Chico Amigo.

01:53:46.600 And it just says math, which is great.

01:53:49.020 All right.

01:53:49.540 We're going.

01:53:50.500 We're, we're, we're continuing.

01:53:52.460 Uh, thank you, Michael.

01:53:55.980 I've never seen it spent the spelled this way, um, for the $8 donation.

01:54:01.260 And he says tips to homeschool your kids.

01:54:04.640 Uh, there's no, there's no tips though.

01:54:06.640 Oh, oh, oh, right.

01:54:07.780 The tip, the money, the money is, uh, okay.

01:54:10.340 Thank you.

01:54:11.120 Thank you, Michael for the $8 donation.

01:54:13.960 I guess I should homeschool him.

01:54:15.400 Right.

01:54:16.300 I mean, everybody's home now.

01:54:17.360 Why, why wouldn't we do it?

01:54:19.480 Uh, uh, and then once again, thank you, Tyler, uh, uh, whose last name I won't talk.

01:54:25.260 Thank you, Tyler, for the $1 donation.

01:54:27.740 He says, who has the ball gags?

01:54:30.140 Um, that's a good question.

01:54:32.640 Who does have the ball gags?

01:54:34.780 Tyler, you're the one that bought the ball gags, uh, for Bohemian Grove.

01:54:37.880 I don't know where they are.

01:54:39.580 I know I didn't bring them home.

01:54:41.200 So, uh, you know, I don't know.

01:54:44.020 Oh, I did pronounce it right.

01:54:45.080 Michael.

01:54:45.480 It is Michael, right?

01:54:46.740 Mikael.

01:54:47.640 Mikael.

01:54:48.680 Uh, that's probably what he gets all the time.

01:54:51.380 Thank you, Tyler.

01:54:52.260 Uh, for the $1 donation, I don't know where the ball gags are, but luckily they're not

01:54:59.360 in my home because almost certainly demons would follow.

01:55:01.920 Toad may have them.

01:55:02.680 I don't know.

01:55:03.100 He top took off with them.

01:55:04.800 Could well be.

01:55:05.840 Could well be the case.

01:55:06.940 Okay.

01:55:07.520 Thank you guys very much.

01:55:08.820 We are shutting that down.

01:55:09.840 We're moving on to Venmo and we'll do a little refresh over here.

01:55:13.880 See if anybody.

01:55:14.440 Okay.

01:55:14.740 People did send Venmo and that's very nice of you.

01:55:18.180 Um, Atma.

01:55:19.540 Oh, Atma.

01:55:20.020 I love Atma.

01:55:20.980 Uh, he sent $7.77 and so he gets noises.

01:55:25.020 Let's do seven of them.

01:55:25.960 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

01:55:28.720 Seven of them.

01:55:30.240 Uh, $7.77.

01:55:31.740 Thank you very much.

01:55:32.740 We're going to put like that and do that with a 77.

01:55:35.700 Okay.

01:55:36.200 And he says, um, you're onto something with Grok.

01:55:38.520 Happy birthday.

01:55:39.180 Thank you very much.

01:55:40.240 Twice.

01:55:40.980 Uh, two times.

01:55:41.920 Thank you very much.

01:55:43.280 Um, I do believe that I'm onto something with Grok.

01:55:45.120 It seems overtly obvious that they are trying to win us over with the

01:55:49.520 base-ness of Grok.

01:55:51.200 And, um, and I, I'm, I'm interested to see what plot device that's going

01:55:54.980 to serve.

01:55:55.760 All right.

01:55:56.200 Uh, thank you, Atma.

01:55:57.240 And then we have Damien, whose last name I won't, uh, do the, I won't

01:56:01.820 dox.

01:56:02.420 He says, get your ass to Moon Lake.

01:56:04.780 That's right.

01:56:06.660 That's actually like this, this, uh, it's, it's, it's August.

01:56:10.980 I might have to go to Moon Lake.

01:56:12.380 Why not?

01:56:14.580 Huh?

01:56:15.420 Um, that's a, a property that's not far from Skinwalker Ranch in Utah.

01:56:23.180 They did email me back.

01:56:25.360 Maybe I'll go.

01:56:26.280 Huh?

01:56:26.900 What do you guys think?

01:56:27.780 Do we have anybody in Utah that would like to see, um, Nephilim death squad

01:56:32.480 out there?

01:56:34.180 Who knows what'll happen on Moon Lake?

01:56:37.760 Thank you, Damien.

01:56:38.820 Uh, get your ass to Moon Lake.

01:56:39.760 Thank you for the $5 donation, Damien.

01:56:41.460 Lots of noises.

01:56:45.300 Lots of noises.

01:56:46.260 Uh, okay.

01:56:47.800 We'll do that.

01:56:48.800 Okay.

01:56:49.060 We're going to start another line down there.

01:56:50.520 And then soon we're going to do the big math and we're going to end with Nancy

01:56:53.680 content.

01:56:54.400 Uh, thank you guys so much.

01:56:55.760 That's all on Venmo.

01:56:57.220 Closing that out.

01:56:58.100 Now we're going to PayPal.

01:56:59.940 It's PayPal.

01:57:00.280 It's PayPal.

01:57:02.000 It's time for PayPal.

01:57:04.040 Okay.

01:57:06.660 Uh, we do have something on PayPal.

01:57:08.800 What are you sending extra money for?

01:57:10.320 Okay.

01:57:10.980 Uh, thank you to Thomas for the $9 and 11 cents.

01:57:18.000 Never forget.

01:57:18.960 Oops.

01:57:19.280 I'm drawing on the wall with my marker.

01:57:21.020 Oh no.

01:57:23.820 Oh no.

01:57:25.780 Not good.

01:57:26.700 Oh, that's bad.

01:57:30.160 That doesn't come out.

01:57:31.920 Oh no.

01:57:34.800 I've done a bad thing.

01:57:36.420 I've drawn on my wall with marker.

01:57:38.640 Oh, fuck.

01:57:41.420 Anyway, thank you Thomas for the 9-11.

01:57:43.860 I'm going to come.

01:57:49.320 Fantastic.

01:57:50.280 And he says, happy birthday.

01:57:53.100 Thanks for the hours of entertainment every week.

01:57:55.700 Stay blessed.

01:57:56.240 You too, Thomas.

01:57:57.520 Wherever you are, whoever you are, whose last name I won't talk.

01:58:00.260 God bless you as well.

01:58:01.240 And, uh, and thank you to Kate for sending more money, despite the fact that she's got

01:58:07.360 no sleep whatsoever.

01:58:09.120 I got my brother to join the chat.

01:58:11.120 He is bad, bad, based base head.

01:58:14.880 I see.

01:58:15.380 That's a, that's a fucking tongue twister.

01:58:16.960 Shout out to base base head.

01:58:18.940 Oh, she says, say hi.

01:58:20.320 Well, there we go.

01:58:20.880 I did it anyway.

01:58:21.420 She didn't even have to pay me $5 to say hello to you.

01:58:25.060 Base base head.

01:58:25.900 Uh, I'm happy because I'm collecting Kate and her family.

01:58:31.120 It's only a matter of time until I have her parents and then I can convince them all to

01:58:35.980 stop living in fucking Alaska and to come down to Florida.

01:58:39.480 Uh, and, and I don't know.

01:58:41.140 I don't know what we do from there.

01:58:42.980 Um, we'll house you guys.

01:58:44.560 We'll buy a warehouse.

01:58:45.680 We'll keep you and your family in it and we'll record you and all of your, uh, sort of spiritual

01:58:52.460 happenings.

01:58:53.020 Not just for our entertainment, but for research purposes, which is more important, I think.

01:58:57.820 But God bless you and your family and a shout out to, there he is.

01:59:00.980 I see him.

01:59:01.660 He's only going to come up as cat jam.

01:59:03.940 And this is for, for those of you who always wonder how come he never brings up my super

01:59:07.460 cool memes.

01:59:08.140 I'm sorry.

01:59:09.220 There's a disconnect between Grok and, uh, stream yard and it just comes up as cat jam.

01:59:16.240 Very frustrating.

01:59:17.160 I wish I could bring up the images.

01:59:18.680 It hurts me that I can't do that to you guys.

01:59:21.200 Uh, thank you.

01:59:23.020 Thank you very much, Kate, for the $5 donation.

01:59:25.960 Here's some sounds for you and your family.

01:59:28.140 Wait, no, we're not going to play that one again.

01:59:31.320 I almost played that Trump one.

01:59:32.800 That's for Kate and her whole family.

01:59:42.860 Cause there's, it's more than just Kate.

01:59:44.160 So there was, you needed some extra noises there.

01:59:46.460 Uh, okay.

01:59:47.220 We're going to toss that $5 up on the thing and then we're going to do some math and then

01:59:50.280 we're going to watch some murder.

01:59:51.120 So we got five, 10, 15.

01:59:53.320 Wish there was more fives in here.

01:59:54.420 We could do 20, five, 10, 15, 20.

01:59:57.540 No, that's just going to confuse me.

01:59:58.600 All right.

01:59:58.860 5, 10, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19.

02:00:02.360 Shit.

02:00:02.720 What about you?

02:00:07.580 What about you?

02:00:08.540 What about you?

02:00:10.180 What about you?

02:00:11.660 What about you?

02:00:13.180 The Zukunft.

02:00:17.500 What about you?

Nephilim Death Squad - July 16, 2025

184： Meth, Memes & Mind Control w⧸ Sam Tripoli Live at Brohemian Grove

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