3 Days Until Brohemian Groveļ¼ Everything You Need to Know!
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Summary
Bohemian Grove is just 3 days away from opening day and things are already starting to come together. Here's a sneak peek of what's in store for this weekend's events and what you can expect to see.
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I'm making this video to let you guys know how things are going and what to expect to see there.
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Also, if you're on the fence about coming, hopefully this pushes you over.
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So the event was supposed to take place in a theater in Leesburg.
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If you've been paying attention, you've seen our battle with cancel culture and those who shall not be named.
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It's owned by the same person as last time, but much bigger.
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So the event is just going to be unique in a lot of different ways.
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And I've got some nice surprises for you guys in store.
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I can't even remember half the names, but let me actually, I'll pull up the, here's the flyer that we have.
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So obviously we've got Owen Benjamin and Sam Tripoli heading it off.
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Shane Cashman will be there and performing as well.
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We've had a couple of guys quit over, I don't really know, differences, but whatever.
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And it's actually really unfortunate because they are going to miss out on something that is, it's not, it's not that it's like it's never been done before, but this is a, it's a very unique thing.
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I don't think we've, I don't think I've seen an event that's brought together these types of people in the same place to do this type of a thing.
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Like usually you'll get like a mishmash of people and everyone's just kind of like circling around and it's like a mixer and nobody really mixes.
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This is going to be a mix, a mix of conspiracy and comedy.
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And it's about to, it's about to go down, you know, unless there's World War III.
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It's something like New York City, LA, and Washington, DC.
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Maybe, maybe it's a good reason to come down now.
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Get out of the, get out of the bomb striking zone.
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Anyway, let me, let me also share the event of, well, I guess the, the order of events.
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Two days, one portal will be at the Joke Joint in Summerfield, Florida.
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If you have brought a ticket, pay attention to your phone, pay attention to your emails.
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If you haven't joined the telegram, the private telegram group yet for Bohemian Grove attendees, please do.
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And they're going to be coordinating to do all kinds of stuff this weekend that I, I don't know what they're doing.
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I'm so busy with what I'm doing, but these guys are interesting, fun people and they're doing stuff.
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So if you bought a ticket, if you're involved, if you're interested in being involved, definitely join the telegram, check out what they're doing.
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The doors are going to open at 4, but I'd say be there even at like 3.30.
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Get there a little early because I'm going to be there setting up and I think the setup is pretty much done.
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I'm going to be there hanging out and I want to talk to the people.
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I want to see you guys before we let you in or after we let you in.
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We're setting up something very interesting for Shane and it's not quite fleshed out yet, but I think that's how we want to keep most of this show.
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Where we have bones to it, but I don't want to tell the people what to do.
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So I'm just as excited as you guys to find out what the hell is going to happen.
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He's going to interview somebody special about some experiences similar to his show, but we're not allowed to call it a show.
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It's going to be the first time Sam will be on the show.
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Next up, our boys from the Cult of Conspiracy, Jonathan and Jacob, who we love very dearly, will be hosting a conspiracy roundtable.
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And this show might run a little bit longer than the previous two, because there's going to be probably like a six, seven mic setup.
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Maybe we'll even have somebody roving the audience with a wireless mic.
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But all of your creators, all your favorite creators will be there.
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Justin from Prometheus Lens, Seven Seas will be there.
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I mean, Brad, Brad will be there from, geez, can you remember his podcast?
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And they'll be called up to the stage, and we're going to hear some crazy stuff from them.
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It's an experience that I don't think you're going to get anywhere else if you're a fan of this community.
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After that, we'll take a little intermission, and then we're going to get some stand-up comedy.
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We might have some openers, some local openers, but Brad Binkley will be there opening for Sam Tripoli, which is very cool, very excited about that.
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After that, we release you guys into the general public, which might be a mistake.
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Also, wait, did I say in between all of this, we're going to have both days.
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So one of them, we have Dr. Yared, the Octagon Doctor.
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He's a doctor that works on patching up people from the UFC to just, you know, stage shows, house shows for MMA and boxing.
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He's volunteered his time to set up, do blood pressure tests.
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He's going to be giving out legal marijuana cards to people that are interested in other things like that.
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We're actually really lucky to have him involved.
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Go check out his episode with Sam Tripoli years ago.
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But he showed up to pretty much every Bohemian Grove so far.
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We're going to have a merch table by the one and only Paranoid American with his stuff, Chaney's stuff.
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I have a bunch of shirts, like a lot of shirts.
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We've got, you know, some of the stuff from the VIP package.
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We've got little key chains for Nephilim Death Squad.
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Little knickknacks, but we got bigger stuff too.
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Cards, even some capes left over from last year.
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So hopefully everybody will be checked in, but you'll get in at four.
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And also, listen, if you get there, we have a confessional booth set up.
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If you've got a spooky story, if you've got something on your chest, if you've been abducted by aliens, go there.
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This entire thing will be recorded, and we're going to make a documentary out of it.
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The Saturday documentary will probably be focused on, well, maybe a little bit of cancel culture, which we had.
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But I think that's gay, and I think people are done with it.
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But I want to do something special for Owen Benjamin, because this will be his last time coming out of his farm to do a show anywhere.
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Last time, he just felt like it caused too much trouble.
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He doesn't want to be a hassle to people like that.
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I think that the world's a better place if Owen does his thing.
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So it's also the schedule is a subject to change, not change, but swap.
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So we have Elijah Schaefer, and he's going to be doing slightly offensive in Elijah Schaefer style.
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After that, we have the Black Body Bodybuilding Contest.
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So David and Cole have been competing for quite a while.
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I think David's going to lose, but they're going to do a bodybuilding contest, and it will be judged by.
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We convinced him, or, well, I don't know if we convinced him, but he wanted to do it.
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After that, we want to do fight back with Jake Shields.
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Again, this might be, we might switch it around, switch around the order, but Jake Shields will be there.
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He might bring a friend, which is, I'm not even going to say, but maybe.
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I asked him if Cole and Toad can hop on the stage.
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So, it's Tower Gang, but with Jake Shields and Owen Benjamin.
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It's Jake Shields' show with part of Tower Gang, with the most retarded part of Tower Gang, and Owen Benjamin.
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I don't even, I don't know if we could even stream it from the place.
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If we stream it, it'll be to our Patreon at a certain level, or you could pay, like, I think it's going to be, like, $10 to stream for both days or something like that.
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So, if you're joined at the $10 level of the Patreon, you get it for free.
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Everybody else, it's going to be $10 one-time payment.
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It'll be streamed, but you're going to want to be there because this is, it's going to be crazy.
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After all that bullshit, we've got some more local comedians and our headliner, Owen Benjamin.
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And then after that, we're all going to go out to eat.
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And if you bought VIP tickets, if you were quick enough, you'll be in the private room with us.
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As much as that restaurant can fit, come in, hang out.
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It's going to be a private, a large private event with all these people that are, you know, they're cool people.
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Again, if you bought tickets, stay tuned to your email.
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I will be communicating with you through there or, and through the Telegram chat and through the Patreon and on Twitter.
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We had, uh, we've lost some friendships, not necessarily over this, but, uh, you know what?
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Uh, these are things that wouldn't have lasted anyway.
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So they move out of the way and we move forward.
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The greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room.
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It is constantly telling us what to believe is real.
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You can persuade us that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see.
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Because they'll laugh in the face of an explanation that portrays the bigger picture of what's going on.
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What they're saying, does it take place in the face of what they over the room.
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So now that they don't even know what they mean yet, and to them that fly to their eyes is what they did want and left millones of them.