Nephilim Death Squad - ALIEN CATS! The Strangest Evidence Yet w⧸ Skiba News Nation

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00:00:58.280 i am david lee corvo aka the raven that is top lops of the father of disinformation i took david's

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00:01:24.380 communities of dangerous retards we just had our uh weekly bible study i actually missed that one

00:01:33.280 because i was hanging out it was such a long day we're hanging out uh with shane cashman at

00:01:37.980 miller's ale house uh which is where all the best people go miller's ale house and i had

00:01:43.580 two beers and it was very sleepy when i got back um and of course we have a weekly fap everybody

00:01:48.740 gets together and they fap that is fasting and prayer and uh that was fucking brutal i know

00:01:53.560 you're not supposed to bitch and moan about it or something like that you're supposed to keep it to

00:01:56.160 yourself but damn that was how long did you fast a week uh no i fasted from the meal with shane

00:02:02.000 which was like 7 p.m till this morning so wednesday night 7 p.m till this morning and uh

00:02:08.100 that sucked ass not bad yeah no it was bad discount codes off of toplobster.com go over

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00:02:18.080 friends who were our friends before and they're our friends now and they were our friends at

00:02:22.240 rohemian grove it is skeeba news no no that's not you nancy skeeba nancy nation skeeba news

00:02:29.700 nation is here guys what's up tell everybody uh where they can find you where they can support

00:02:35.200 you uh just skeeba news nation everywhere everywhere that's a concise ass plug all the

00:02:42.680 places actually i've been told all the places yeah somebody said skeeba news network and you

00:02:50.460 know i wish i should get the domain for that so just relaunches yeah i'm pretty sure that was me

00:02:55.320 that said skiba news network i think i said it on stage uh much to everybody's dismay uh my own and

00:03:01.180 i'm sure yours and so uh please forgive me for that no i thought i thought it was funny

00:03:05.520 um yeah i mean you guys were over at brohemia grove it was really cool to see you in person

00:03:12.540 a little bit of a bummer i think you went to we never even really ironed out what happened i think

00:03:16.740 you went to like the other location on the vip day you were supposed to be here hanging with us

00:03:22.080 and i think you went to the brown is that what happened dude we okay so we we landed and jake

00:03:28.760 we met up with you at the airbnb and then we decided to go and i think we went to the wrong

00:03:34.120 place because i was like nobody's here and so i i'm guessing that's what happened because the

00:03:38.920 villages the old people place is like super huge i didn't realize how big it was but we got there

00:03:45.380 And, uh, yeah, it was right when y'all were coming out and I was like, that's a cool entrance.

00:03:52.580 We're in the back of the, uh, Mustang convertible.

00:03:56.260 Yeah.

00:03:56.720 Yeah.

00:03:57.220 Uh, we, we wanted you guys, I mean, luckily you were there for the next day and that was,

00:04:00.920 I mean, you got to see the chaos of it.

00:04:02.320 You guys have your own event called truth or con, which, uh, we should actually bring

00:04:06.320 the poster up for that.

00:04:07.160 We're going to be at, um, in November in Dallas, Texas, right?

00:04:11.440 November 7th through the 8th.

00:04:12.880 uh it's us and a bunch of other homies and you guys are throwing your own event sam triply is

00:04:16.860 going to be there that's going to be a ton of fun and i can't tell you guys how pumped i am

00:04:21.040 not only because you guys are pulling together such a cool event but because i don't have to

00:04:25.620 orchestrate it and it's i just got to get on stage and say some crazy shit which is man that's

00:04:32.560 fantastic yeah that's fair that's right in my wheelhouse very easy to do oh by the way the uh

00:04:37.280 the mic boxes came in yesterday so we're getting into production with that we're gonna i'm gonna

00:04:42.860 hook them up with hell yeah like for the con boxes yeah that's cool that's very cool it'd be dope

00:04:48.100 yeah black name's gonna be there i'm very excited to see keisha black name in person um but yeah i

00:04:54.160 mean why don't you tell us a little bit like what's truth or con gonna be so i wanted to i

00:04:58.480 wanted it to be like um i told my dad like this was a long time ago i was like wouldn't it be

00:05:04.440 cool if like they didn't have like just splatter stuff like it was just like everything just a

00:05:09.680 little bit of everything a little bit of every kind of conspiracy he said he thought it was a

00:05:12.960 good idea him and my mom and then they both died and then so i was like jake one day on the beach

00:05:17.980 we were at panama city beach i was like hey dude i have this idea but i don't know if we're gonna

00:05:22.900 do anything with it and jake was like let's do it and i said let's do it and so we did it

00:05:27.100 and the first year was pretty awesome and uh it's like i like the fact that it's just a little bit

00:05:33.020 of everything any kind of conspiracy like i'll be talking about helen keller probably how she was a

00:05:37.660 fraud and uh something about florida brings good ideas something about florida i don't know what it

00:05:43.960 is yeah yeah is that where you guys came up with the because we didn't you know exactly know how

00:05:49.840 the format was going to play out or what we were going to be talking about until about five days

00:05:54.340 before i think is when you asked me and i said i have this idea and i said it at least rapidly

00:06:00.040 enough that you and matt felt okay about it you're like okay clearly he's thought of something

00:06:04.060 but really it was like i got up on stage had no idea what we're going to talk about at all

00:06:08.140 um is that where you got your ideas when you were down here um we'll say so just for jake's

00:06:15.280 argument okay i like that that's good i kind of bringing it up to jake there because it was his

00:06:20.100 birthday and we were just shooting the shit and i was like the time was ripe yeah it was

00:06:26.560 because all the other things died and all the other things died and then there was nothing we

00:06:31.840 were like let's do it let's do it and it was it's it was super fun i think well time i'm excited for

00:06:38.580 this uh we are we have to get our plane tickets very soon uh we were actually talking about that

00:06:42.780 the other day and so i imagine we're probably going to get them sometime this week so we're

00:06:46.200 definitely going to be there if you guys are listening and you're in dallas uh you didn't

00:06:50.080 get a chance to come to bro grove or you did and you just want more of that sort of thing which i

00:06:54.180 can understand right i mean this idea you're in any of the states surrounding dallas except for

00:06:58.060 mexico don't come if you're from mexico and if you're a canadian definitely we didn't say that

00:07:03.660 at our event and we had a couple we had yeah i mean i don't know how you feel about that you

00:07:07.940 guys feel about that but like we want to put that out there for you we actually can't be there if

00:07:12.040 there's going to be canadians we had a bushel of canadians at hours and uh that's actually

00:07:16.080 technically what you call that is a group of canadians it's called a bushel it's called a

00:07:19.340 maple i'm not gonna let it happen again um so if you're hearing this you hear this out of my voice

00:07:23.920 Don't show up if you're from Canada. But if you want more, I mean, this idea of the community getting together, I think before the old guard, guys like your dad, they were wearing suits and they were presenting things in a very official manner because they were scrutinized so heavily by the public and by the intellectual communities.

00:07:46.480 and it was a real struggle to be taken seriously so they made great efforts to do so they were

00:07:54.060 presenting things in a very formal fashion um and even the way that they appeared while they

00:08:00.060 were on stage was done in such a way as just to garner the respect of the the intellectual

00:08:06.220 community not not exclusively for that but part of it was that times are different now i mean you

00:08:11.840 guys were on our stage you saw how wild that was and you're doing those wearing the same shirt

00:08:16.760 yes that's right um i can see how how it's appealing to people to just be among normal

00:08:24.520 folk well i mean that's a kind of a stretch of a word um but to be around like-minded people

00:08:30.960 who aren't concerned with uh the optics of things very well put i don't know you know just being the

00:08:40.700 everyday guy looking after truth. I think just coming from a low point of we're just trying to

00:08:45.720 figure stuff out actually makes us more palatable to everybody because back in the, you know, the

00:08:50.380 early presenter conference days, you're right. They were very refined, uh, very careful in what

00:08:57.020 they said. Um, but at the same time, even then people were mocking their ideas and stuff. And

00:09:02.040 nowadays we recognize that it actually takes being able to admit you're wrong on different topics

00:09:07.340 to learn at all and so if we're coming to this event with this open mind we get to like kind of

00:09:12.940 be this fly on the wall for these researchers intellectual types that are going to be you know

00:09:18.660 putting their heads together at a live event because a lot of people can watch youtube videos

00:09:23.040 all day we've seen a lot of these presenters youtube teachings and and it's it's really

00:09:27.980 getting people in the same room that creates the value and just kind of like what you guys had for

00:09:32.860 your event doing the round table it's those moments where you have like people pitting ideas

00:09:38.440 off of each other that you get actual like really interesting interaction yeah i don't want people

00:09:44.060 to have fun you know just have fun doing it oh i'm planning on having a ton of fun there like

00:09:49.300 i already see the uh i see the potential in what you guys are building and it's like similar to

00:09:56.540 like how everyone was buzzing around and just talking and making friends and doing stuff like

00:10:00.700 I look forward to doing it at this time while watching you guys suffer and try to plug things in.

00:10:07.940 I'll be there for help, for emotional support.

00:10:10.840 Yeah, my help is exclusively in moving things around.

00:10:15.120 He's the tech help, so keep that in mind.

00:10:17.320 We'll probably be there.

00:10:18.140 I think we're going to be there a day early.

00:10:19.940 I don't know how much you guys are going to need help setting up at the venue, but we're there.

00:10:23.800 So, you know, feel free to give us a shout.

00:10:25.340 um tell everybody who's gonna be there because that's actually a pretty cool uh lineup that

00:10:31.980 you got going on so we have uh gary wayne uh trying to think off the thing so why don't you

00:10:38.860 bring that image up to the way gary wayne uh he's a canuk by the way sorry he is a canadian i'm so

00:10:47.040 unbelievable so you guys josh keith he can't come now i thought we were actually sacrificing him

00:10:54.020 right wasn't that what it said we're gonna sacrifice gary way not because we don't love

00:10:57.000 him but because we did float around and this is this is crazy but we floated around the area

00:11:01.220 we floated around the idea of uh just like harassing gary wayne low like real low key

00:11:08.280 like like just keep walking by and taking selfies with him behind us but really far in the distance

00:11:14.260 behind us like at least 10 feet 15 feet i would i mean make con i would love to make contact with

00:11:19.720 him and say hey my name's top and we do a show but i think it would be so much better if we just

00:11:23.760 made it super awkward with guy i would love to never shake his hand but to only open up for high

00:11:28.660 fives he has the darkest sense of humor out of anybody we've ever had on does he really

00:11:35.940 my jokes yeah and so that was pretty cool he's cool he's actually really cool and he has a twin

00:11:42.640 brother which i didn't know what that's crazy as hell so does albarino does he really now

00:11:47.620 i think he sacrificed him i don't know really what happened yeah i think he might have eaten

00:11:51.540 him to absorb his power we actually have two twins on stage uh josh keith uh founded earth

00:11:58.020 brother is also a twin so really got this twin conference and we're bringing in all the twins

00:12:04.300 and then you know see what happens that's why we had to invite y'all because our first you know

00:12:09.520 show with you guys we were like oh we're all twinning so that's why you're on the thing yeah

00:12:14.140 very much uh very much a similar um energy between between us and schema news nation um

00:12:21.500 i see yeah you got sam tripley which is going to be a lot of fun uh jt jt's on the on the roster

00:12:26.900 now that's awesome man yeah jt and then big nick i don't know if you know who he is he was like

00:12:31.680 part of the uh part of this big youtube channel but he saw some evil stuff and he's supposed to

00:12:37.860 be there and then uh uh steven pigeon but we're gonna have a night dedicated just to comedy like

00:12:44.520 it's like i said please don't censure yourself like just say whatever you want like be be yourself

00:12:50.260 be a comedian that's awesome is is steven pigeon the orthodox uh priest the one that was on tucker

00:12:55.380 no um i don't know he's a publisher he's a publisher for the the sephir he like put a lot

00:13:03.200 of the extra biblical texts out there uh he had a really popular book you know between 2017 2018

00:13:08.500 sold like 100 000 copies and it's it's one of the places people can get easy access to these lesser

00:13:14.400 known apocryphal texts okay that's very cool that's going to be an interesting guy to to kind

00:13:19.980 of hang around and pick his brain a little bit well like i said i'm looking forward to it so

00:13:23.520 if anybody's in that dallas area or you don't mind traveling come out to truth or con and uh you can

00:13:28.260 touch hop's face oh well okay there you go all right i'll allow it if you do go out there yeah

00:13:33.980 not nancy we said that about ed mabry that if you come out to our event you can touch

00:13:39.100 like this like and then they showed up and they touched his face uh and he was how do they feel

00:13:44.100 about that he okay he came up to me he was like i've had my face touched and it's your fault and

00:13:49.940 i said i've got to go it's late and it's really great seeing you in person um thank you wipe that

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00:16:49.780 story i guess because before we get into it i know we have forgot yeah this is great important

00:16:54.440 uh cat stuff to talk about alien cats but um so you were talking about before the show jake that

00:17:00.740 your wi-fi is called uh uh happy wi-fi happy wi-fi happy li-fi that's very funny and it got

00:17:09.180 us talking thinking about this wi-fi story old old story like back when i first do you know how

00:17:13.940 how david got the job on nds yeah that was a that's a uh-huh oh boy man this is like deep

00:17:20.200 lore and like deep lore yeah a lot of people that are new here think that uh this is kind of like

00:17:26.440 bullshit like we're putting on it was like not really like this is okay he got he got the the

00:17:32.180 spot because we were doing i was doing a show called tower gang it was a comedy show and we

00:17:36.480 did something called cocktober yeah so god it feels bad even saying i know it does feel terrible

00:17:47.640 christian show christian show it's very gay yeah oh it's super oh i put ben uh i see ben in the

00:17:55.780 chat so he could relate oh he'll understand yeah cocktober is where our listeners would submit

00:18:00.660 why man it's just such a crazy thing to say it's where the listeners of the show would submit

00:18:08.500 their cocks for ratings yes that and that toad would rate them he would well so the way it would

00:18:14.720 go was that do you guys know toad no no i don't think so you would love maybe maybe if i knew his

00:18:21.140 real name uh no you definitely wouldn't know by his real name he only goes by toad on there he's

00:18:26.020 the guy that covered hail hitler by with the ukulele do you remember that he got fired from

00:18:30.020 his job got fired from everything oh yeah love that song now he's super depressed it's actually

00:18:35.180 gonna be the song when i come out at truth or con is it really yo i don't know i don't know yet

00:18:39.440 it should be that's a banger so um yeah the game would be that toad gets the picture

00:18:45.120 and we would get like 10 of these or something like that over the month of october and each

00:18:50.240 episode he would describe the picture to us and i told him describe it in artistic detail

00:18:54.740 paint this picture with your tongue and he would and then we'd vote on who has the best

00:19:01.240 uh who had the best picture and it wasn't it was the scale was like it was never about size that's

00:19:06.640 not about it was about like presentation presentation is ever the second guy who won

00:19:10.840 and he absolutely crushed uh yeah he crushed but the scale was like one to scrum diddly umptious

00:19:15.680 yes and and it was also a blind test only toad knew who was sending in the picture if the person

00:19:21.680 and sent their whole body uh so we anyway first coctober winner was david yeah and his prize i

00:19:29.040 had to draw it and i put it on a t-shirt from do you still have that shirt oh of course i still

00:19:32.940 have that shirt yeah yeah it's a raven it's a it's a you know anatomically correct raven

00:19:37.020 uh with with my penis on it um and so and then we started a show and i think it really went

00:19:43.420 so yeah in the beginning of of that um era of of our friendship just to say this one story

00:19:53.820 uh there was a bunch of really funny stuff because we were doing purely a cover i was

00:19:58.760 appearing on a comedy show that they did called tower gang and i told this story where um i thought

00:20:04.040 it was funny to name my wi-fi silly shit and then i would name my my password even sillier shit so

00:20:13.040 So I think I think the the Wi-Fi was something like a dirty butthole or something like that, like dirty butthole.

00:20:26.540 I forget exactly what it was, but one day the little girl from next door and I'm telling you, she's got to be like 12 or something like that.

00:20:33.000 um she is locked out of her house i think and she needs to come over to my house to use the wi-fi

00:20:40.220 so that she can get in touch with her parents or something like that like on her phone

00:20:44.020 and so i go like okay sure because i'm trying to be a good neighbor not remembering and she

00:20:49.880 tries to step into my my my uh house by the way and i go like no no no no so she stands in my

00:20:55.840 doorway and she goes okay which one's yours and i go oh my god because i've remembered now that

00:21:02.440 this little girl is about to try to log into my wi-fi and i remember what my wi-fi name and

00:21:06.520 password is so honestly i do think it was like peepee poo poo was oh yeah i think it was the

00:21:13.380 name of the wi-fi so the wi-fi was so i'm an adult man right with a son in school and a wife

00:21:19.980 and uh i go uh it's uh it's uh it's uh it's peepee poo poo and she she looks at me and then looks at

00:21:31.340 the phone it goes okay i got it and she clicks on it and she goes um so what's the password and i go

00:21:41.180 it's uh no it's it's wash your butthole 69

00:21:45.120 which is so fucking crazy to tell a 12 year old girl i swear to god i thought i was going to

00:21:52.820 fucking jail allegedly allegedly i don't know if this is a crime or anything like that but

00:21:59.040 i've since uh changed that and i don't do that anymore although i do kind of think that then

00:22:04.300 the name of my wi-fi is still peepee poo poo uh but it's no longer um watch your butt hole 69 so

00:22:09.960 i i learned a little bit we're all telling wi-fi stories here yeah yeah yeah yeah um so there's

00:22:15.160 a story for you what about alien cats man just a hard transition i don't know you you guys brought

00:22:22.800 it up right before we ended the show and i was like that was a weird cliffhanger so we're gonna

00:22:27.400 have to come on your show i guess and talk about it so i don't know you just said alien cats and i

00:22:31.660 was like that's pretty awesome because i have three cats uh they're like my children is this

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00:25:26.760 Yeah, one of them is famous.

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00:25:31.040 I think I know what this is.

00:25:33.940 We have a video game that's come out.

00:25:38.040 and well right now the demo is out and in it we do have uh a big villain reveal that takes place

00:25:47.920 at the end of the demo and it is alberino but he is a cat he he actually has a man face mask

00:25:58.500 and it fades away to reveal a cat alien underneath it so i i do think that that's actually the extent

00:26:05.860 should have been a face peeler you know and then a cat yeah well that requires a lot more

00:26:11.620 pixelation and labor uh so we just had it fade away and it reveal his cat face underneath but

00:26:16.600 yeah we do have a a video game that's that's coming out which is retarded super retarded

00:26:22.420 al perino good job ben nice hey i got a theory on alien cat stuff okay go ahead okay so you know

00:26:30.500 aliens are demons right you know the aliens are you know associated with the spiritual realm

00:26:36.220 amen well you know some people have come out associating in today's world how demons manifest

00:26:42.880 in the human body as parasites all right and so the vehicles for very very particular parasites

00:26:53.300 you know the the toxoplasmosis is cats so demons or aliens use cats as their vehicles to transition

00:27:02.540 their little you know creepy bodies into us through cat poop and cat lovers who allow their

00:27:08.820 cat to lick them all over the face right thus infecting people with aliens which are demons

00:27:13.620 i i think i does this all the time he talks about this all the time and he calls me gay

00:27:21.960 he's trying to call me gay there is a direct correlation between homosexual men and cat

00:27:27.480 lovers that's true you could get more parasites by walking barefoot outside with your bare feet

00:27:34.160 than you can yeah in the south in particular yeah and it makes you uh retarded um retarded

00:27:39.920 and gay i heard yeah yeah hookworm i don't know if it makes you gay but it makes you gay

00:27:44.640 it has neurological stunting uh effects or neurological retardation effects you might say

00:27:49.760 and uh allegedly it's why the south was labeled with this um kind of slow to learn

00:27:57.640 you know uh generalization back in the day it's because they were commonly walking around with

00:28:03.200 no shoes on and they were getting hookworm in their feet and they actually were retarded

00:28:07.320 uh maybe still retarded i do a lot of walking around without my shoes actually you also let

00:28:13.360 your cat lick you in the mouth i love my cat i slept with my cat today uh in the crook of my arm

00:28:18.560 and uh and it was nice that's how my cat sleeps charlie yeah yeah so cat lovers are probably the

00:28:25.520 ones that pushed the whole grounding topic right so cat lovers are really into grounding as well

00:28:30.180 so it's just the parasite telling you what to do honestly did you ever notice that like the

00:28:35.180 grounding thing wait did did jeremiah just go meow now if you were a fly on the wall in my house

00:28:45.020 every time like a song comes on uh me and my wife will just my wife will sing the entire song in

00:28:50.640 meows uh and we'll sing them to the cats i don't think the cats actually like it um but it might

00:28:56.340 be the parasites i don't know they're taking over we do the same thing me and my wife my wife okay

00:29:02.200 maybe there is something to the toxoplasmosis thing um but they're 100 is i know uh macaulay

00:29:08.800 has it he has like a severe case of toxoplasmosis and homosexuality and yes well that could have

00:29:14.580 been brought on by hollywood but uh he uh he leans into it and he says that if you're an

00:29:20.980 entrepreneur it makes you more uh of a risk taker the toxoplasmosis gay dudes are really risky

00:29:27.960 yeah that's true that is a risky behavior always at risk i mean let's say you have the poop goes

00:29:33.240 you have toxoplasmosis it might uh bring about an idea in your head to do a live event yeah

00:29:39.280 every year and not at all think about the fear associated with it until it happens and then you

00:29:44.320 go oh you'd invite all the craziest people on the internet that you know and you say nobody's

00:29:48.580 gonna come nobody's gonna come and then oh my god and they're gonna come then they come and

00:29:52.900 then you realize you have labor ahead of you then you're all tired suckered out and you're

00:29:57.700 very tired do you guys have that happen to you like before the event happens you get filled with

00:30:01.240 crippling anxiety you want to die it's my wife she's the one that is like i hate this we're

00:30:07.260 never gonna do this again and then we do it again but she she i mean i i get it too but

00:30:13.920 she's like really it messes her up yeah it starts picking up she's like okay okay okay

00:30:21.680 oh yeah we do a thing where we don't look at ticket sales until we show up the day of and we

00:30:27.120 go how many chairs do we need to put exactly we were there you're like how many chairs i'm like

00:30:30.260 it's very stressful man it's very stressful but yeah i think that maybe there is something to

00:30:38.120 that toxoplasmosis kind of dulling that yeah the last minute thing hits me pretty well

00:30:43.820 too, because I'm a pretty

00:30:45.700 blatant procrastinator. He lets his dog lick him

00:30:47.800 in the mouth.

00:30:49.580 She definitely tries.

00:30:51.640 She definitely tries.

00:30:54.740 There's a different

00:30:55.580 parasite for dog licking.

00:30:57.220 That's like the reptilians,

00:30:59.640 and then you guys have the insectoids.

00:31:02.680 It's a different

00:31:03.960 alien parasite or whatever.

00:31:07.280 Yeah, I think

00:31:07.780 there's probably something to that. Dog man,

00:31:09.920 cat man. Something about

00:31:11.500 being a procrastinator, I like

00:31:13.800 to say that the most high really loves a procrastinator because there's no way in hell

00:31:18.780 that they can do it without his help at the very last minute dude unbelievable uh bomb drop right

00:31:25.860 there i literally i was just i just got off the phone uh with james williams of dark waters and

00:31:31.520 i was talking to him about you know just the event and how i have no choice but to give the glory to

00:31:37.720 god because at some point i like like all the mechanisms just seized up and i was like lord if

00:31:43.980 you want me to do this and and and i want this to glorify you i can't do this by myself you need to

00:31:49.720 help me and therefore it's all on you god which means that when it's over i go like yeah you're

00:31:55.520 like praise be to god because it wasn't me but you're 100 right like that procrastinator thing

00:32:00.700 i've been shown historically over and over again that i can't do shit uh on my own without god and

00:32:07.120 so i have no choice but to actually glorify him when something gets done it's literally living

00:32:12.940 jesus take the wheel you know the song you know but with everything you do so you're just like

00:32:18.440 last minute everything ben is the menace uh in the chat said the more retarded you are the more

00:32:23.860 god gets glorified a hundred percent exactly yeah they're both in the chat and they both babysat my

00:32:28.900 kid uh they were great babysitters and i'm really grateful for that um but yeah yeah i mean they

00:32:34.360 babysat my kid at uh at pro group um but yeah yeah it's it's a crazy undertaking to try to do

00:32:43.040 this thing and every single time we do it we don't know why we're doing it at all um and then when

00:32:48.360 we're done we kind of lay low for well this time we didn't even lay low for a week we hit the ground

00:32:53.280 running and started cranking out episodes with all sorts of people and haven't been able to rest

00:32:57.880 at all and then got sick did you guys get sick uh maybe i don't know no no a little bit i was

00:33:05.460 on a parasite cleanse the whole week i was gone so you know that's why he was walking around bare

00:33:10.300 feet he was like i got a parasite cleanse i'm all good um you you you had some videos that you

00:33:16.320 wanted to bring up right maybe now is a good time to kind of get into those but i saw you were

00:33:20.440 having some trouble is that gonna work out yeah we got them okay cool which one which one did you

00:33:24.700 want to play first man it's up to you guys we can talk about whatever all right you want to talk

00:33:31.660 about the the the fakest flat earther that i don't know yeah that's an interesting one this guy uh

00:33:37.840 maggot he's a faggot no that's not true is that true i don't think that's allegedly i heard it

00:33:43.780 well he he does love cats so oh that actually does get you like 10 points in my book to be

00:33:49.520 honest that makes a lot of sense but i don't know how many points you need to be to not be a faggot

00:33:53.860 That's a really crazy thing.

00:33:55.440 Did you guys know that I'm Jeffrey Dahmer, apparently?

00:33:58.180 Yeah.

00:33:58.620 No, I knew that about you, and I'm still very comfortable with you.

00:34:02.920 So, you know, only God knows a man's heart.

00:34:06.340 Yeah, just don't take any drinks from him.

00:34:07.820 At all, yeah.

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00:37:05.060 get the non thinkers to just buy it by literally calling me Richard Simmons because I was a PE

00:37:11.080 teacher for 20 years. Okay, let's go ahead and pause it right there, Mr. Timmy boy. I actually

00:37:16.060 received a message from one of your students that says that you did a lot of things that

00:37:21.720 weren't appropriate. And that's why you don't have your job as a PE teacher anymore. So just

00:37:27.180 is that true whoa hold on pause that that is 1000 true they thanked me for exposing him or for doing

00:37:35.480 what i was doing and uh some stuff i can't talk about but i made them prove to me that they were

00:37:40.920 in fact a student of his and they showed me a yearbook photo whoa and he and he he was doing

00:37:48.440 inappropriate things huh allegedly allegedly and and what were these alleged the nature of

00:37:55.100 these alleged things i think i'll have to put it in a video okay all right i'll i'll let y'all know

00:38:01.680 after okay cool i like when that happens it's getting heavy okay let's see what's going on

00:38:07.540 somebody actually thanked me for calling you out so there is that and i can always expose it so

00:38:14.120 okay carry on this was from jeremiah skiba and he and i actually have made up recently okay let's

00:38:22.160 go ahead and stop right there you didn't make up recently you uh you did all this so that's

00:38:29.880 the first thing and uh since then you know some other stuff has come to light so let's go ahead

00:38:35.740 and carry on but he's posted all sorts of nonsense on me that he knows isn't true stuff like this

00:38:41.640 stuff like the fact that he calls me freaking timothy mcveigh the okc bomber which he knows

00:38:48.520 isn't true that one is pretty like let's pause this real quick so as far as the allegations

00:38:55.560 that he throws around where he uses people that you know vaguely look like other people

00:39:00.220 um this is right in his wheelhouse like this is a connection that if he wasn't the fittest

00:39:05.780 flat earther he would accuse the fittest flat earther of looking like timothy mcveigh like

00:39:10.100 this is pretty close pretty decent yeah a band sent me this and i was like this is amazing

00:39:15.460 And so I just put out a video

00:39:17.440 And that's when it all started

00:39:20.220 You know what's funny though

00:39:21.420 Is how he doesn't seem to get it

00:39:23.480 He's like can you believe

00:39:24.580 These guys are just saying any old thing

00:39:27.120 They don't understand what satire is

00:39:30.860 That's the whole joke

00:39:32.560 It's satire

00:39:33.340 And they don't understand it

00:39:34.580 It's retarded

00:39:35.340 Right but it's the exact thing that he's doing

00:39:38.580 And he has no wherewithal to be like

00:39:40.860 Okay I get it guys good job

00:39:43.480 Instead he's like can you fucking believe this

00:39:45.460 I want to believe he's like Andy Kaufman.

00:39:47.480 Like he's he's effing with us, you know, they called him Timothy McGay.

00:39:51.200 That's not nice.

00:39:52.460 Gee, but he actually I think we said it in a previous show.

00:39:56.400 He hit us up in the DMs and he was like, real nice saying mean things about me.

00:40:01.940 Jeez.

00:40:02.880 And like, I was like, oh, well, I can I didn't expect it to go that way.

00:40:07.100 And then, you know, we kind of said, well, I just want you to know that my co-host, this is what Top said, might be Burt Reynolds.

00:40:13.720 and then made an AI picture of me as Burt Reynolds

00:40:16.880 and then send it to him.

00:40:18.060 Then he blocked us.

00:40:19.940 That's how you know you win if he blocks you.

00:40:22.280 Did he block you guys yet?

00:40:24.180 Oh, yeah.

00:40:25.020 As soon as we had a conversation,

00:40:27.800 he sent me a kiss emoji,

00:40:29.260 and then he blocked me.

00:40:31.020 Wow, that's nice.

00:40:31.680 Oh, this dude's a legit crazy person.

00:40:33.440 Enjoy it.

00:40:34.240 Yeah.

00:40:35.120 All right.

00:40:35.620 So he'll be at Truth or Con?

00:40:37.120 I hope so.

00:40:37.960 I hope so.

00:40:38.740 Yeah, me too.

00:40:39.440 Because me and Sam would love to talk to him.

00:40:43.260 Oh, yeah.

00:40:43.720 oh somebody said bro is 80 chin shout out to roger's garage um i was just doing something

00:40:51.320 that's called satire you know that used to exist something called satire where you could

00:40:56.520 make fun of other people because one is saying that because somebody has two eyes and nose and

00:41:01.880 a mouth that they must be the same person so i was making fun of you that's what i was doing

00:41:08.740 but um yeah you don't understand that because you're a little cuckoo so let's go ahead and uh

00:41:16.100 learn a little bit more about um mr timothy mcveigh and i do still think you're timothy

00:41:21.800 mcveigh by the way i i hate dude as you say it it actually might be i had about enough

00:41:28.440 of him making up lying videos about me so i decided to take a real good look at his face

00:41:34.120 i decided to see who he looks like yeah and i was like i'm so scared you're gonna drive my

00:41:45.460 engagement up i am so scared oh my god bro that's so funny though because that's what he's saying

00:41:51.260 right he's saying like i i don't have any actual theories about what if i made up some shit about

00:41:55.940 you but yeah as i typically do i think it's time to aim that at you to see who the fuck you are

00:42:02.400 that's so funny dude oh shit this is like i kind of love this dude oh fuck all right let's see

00:42:10.480 please do actually because it drives my engagement up so i appreciate you and honestly it didn't

00:42:17.500 take long whatsoever i'm convinced by this one i think he actually got it from the x-men movies

00:42:22.800 yeah and then peters and then peters who also played jeffrey oh my god that's so funny

00:42:30.780 it gets even worse okay wait wait before we go any further do you think he believes this because

00:42:36.600 i don't think he believes this there's no way he he's applying the same shit that he does to

00:42:40.560 everybody but now he's doing it and he acts like he does he acts like he does and he has like

00:42:45.040 500 000 followers i think he's a fed honestly this is very funny but he had 500 000 followers

00:42:54.240 on instagram and i had nine at the time nine thousand so why would he be making videos about

00:42:59.300 me i'm a nobody right very strange no you're clearly the actor that played uh quicksilver

00:43:05.720 i know but that's the x there he it's really good he makes a good plausible case i think

00:43:13.160 jeremiah could what well and there's a funny thing about this actual photo that is using

00:43:16.880 i used face app on that photo that's hilarious for my smile yeah yeah you know what's funny too

00:43:22.980 about it is that um this is this very similar to the whole like everybody's christian bale thing

00:43:28.000 like he when he was talking about um he's very you know who this guy is this guy is brian of

00:43:32.980 demon erasers like oh yeah yeah i'll say all kinds of shit and in the video you go man shut up and

00:43:38.740 then after a couple minutes you're like wait a second wait a second lionel messy might be

00:43:42.680 lionel messy like that's what he did with the lionel messy thing it was like the lion is the

00:43:49.200 face of the cherubim l is like you know elohim and so all of a sudden i was like this guy's

00:43:54.440 cooking and then he's like he's christian then he lost the plot this is why he was looking at

00:43:59.420 me all strange like is he that guy that plays on the movies is he definitely yeah let's keep

00:44:06.380 watching this this is there actually prescription glasses i'm glad you think it's cool because

00:44:11.120 they're different glasses oh those are prescription these are from uh uh john john pounders they're

00:44:18.420 like mine are just my old boss yeah now you see tv he was over here the other day he dropped off

00:44:24.780 glasses for us and did a couple of shows i like how i feel with them on i understand why you guys

00:44:29.400 wear them yeah yeah dude it just feels better without all this blue light blapping me up in

00:44:33.320 the eyeballs i i might don't even uh block blue light they're just there y'all did y'all wrestle

00:44:38.160 when he showed up he's really into mma now no no no we kissed we we made out and that was cool

00:44:44.320 um but we didn't wrestle he was like are you uh so you've done martial arts and i was like yeah

00:44:48.780 i'm a striking guy and he was sizing you up yeah yeah he was i'm not very big at all so i think

00:44:53.960 he's actually fucking huge in comparison to me which is well i guess that's kind of everybody

00:44:58.440 isn't it um but yeah yeah i wear glasses just because i'm gay they are both aviators so i uh

00:45:05.080 same similar but you know you wouldn't know anything about that and here's jeremiah who

00:45:10.900 just happens to have a tattoo i love this x marks home run right here interesting there's an x look

00:45:18.020 at it what the fuck do you see it there jeremiah who the fuck are you do you see it x well obviously

00:45:23.300 on this guy i see the x i do see the x in here you don't think he does that it's there it's not

00:45:29.960 an x it's a cross and and to be honest when you're when you're up close on the on jeremiah's cross

00:45:35.080 it's like pretty good detail in there it looks like it's uh drawn on in like a i don't even know

00:45:42.180 how to explain it but like i love the detail and it's not like just a black x on you he's like i

00:45:47.380 do it fucking i just go like that no that's a tattoo right you don't just put it on yeah dude

00:45:52.820 i like it i don't know if i'll do it but i like it but where's the x on this guy's face i don't

00:45:57.100 even know what he's pointing it's like it's the one that he highlighted yeah i mean the green one

00:46:01.940 yeah it's covered up by makeup a little bit yeah yeah that's how you can kind of see it there's

00:46:06.920 like a blotchy shape of an x there yeah it's getting blocked by the blue blockers

00:46:11.640 okay all right it is interesting though man he's fucking better at this than you

00:46:17.640 like this fucking turning people into other people game that he does he's so crazy

00:46:23.200 and i even sent it to jeremiah i said bro if you wanted a video done on you they're

00:46:31.620 easy ways to go about it than mocking me

00:46:33.880 for a year straight.

00:46:35.960 And he responded with, love it.

00:46:38.120 You know why? Because they love

00:46:39.900 their old characters getting

00:46:41.860 recognition.

00:46:43.360 Jeremiah and the real

00:46:45.540 Jeffrey Dahmer.

00:46:47.940 I'll let you be the judge on this one.

00:46:49.760 I will bite my tongue.

00:46:52.320 What? But he does call me the

00:46:53.420 Oklahoma City Bomber.

00:46:54.920 What the fuck are you showing me right now, bro?

00:46:57.480 Yo, you can't just draw an X on

00:46:59.840 nothing. That's crazy.

00:47:01.160 i'm i'm kind of sad he blocked me because like we didn't get to the point where he's going to

00:47:04.940 accuse me of being john torturo and it's so fun it's so fun to mess with him because he gets so

00:47:11.280 angry and then he makes videos about you and then makes yo but when you're looking at that right

00:47:16.380 there the audacity to draw a green x i mean maybe it's these glasses but no i don't think so there's

00:47:22.940 nothing there i know actually there might be something there i see a little something there

00:47:26.420 i don't know man i don't know i would never call it an x if i didn't have this framework

00:47:32.460 going into it like you know that this idea that he was going to find an x on his face

00:47:35.900 i would not call that an x i would just say that's fucking freckles uh it's a i think jake

00:47:40.320 was just jealous that i didn't do one of him yeah i want to know who my doppelganger is so bad i

00:47:45.340 mean i said zach galvanakis i think it's close i i'd be down with that man i'm definitely down

00:47:52.840 I mean, yeah, he blocked us pretty quickly and we never got an opportunity to get.

00:47:57.780 I guess because I would love this too.

00:47:59.320 If you had like 9,000 followers on Instagram.

00:48:02.540 He didn't know that my followers.

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00:50:50.000 to talk to yourself for an hour you might as well publish it hell yeah he didn't know my following

00:50:55.480 is bigger on twitter so he just like blocked yeah he was like this isn't worth making small

00:50:59.100 potatoes but yeah you could just look into the dude from fucking the zohan yeah and it would

00:51:04.100 be like he's age reversed but it's him here's the found angel oh wait i'm sorry

00:51:11.000 i don't think the real jeffrey dahmer killed anyone it's all he doesn't think he killed

00:51:17.080 anyone nonsense what's the actual plot is mind control uh oh here we go did you notice that

00:51:23.940 hold on we were peters he was gonna he was gonna do half your face and half his face

00:51:28.140 doesn't fit and he just gave up before he got there and moved on yeah oh shit well he'll do

00:51:35.300 it again here in a second he'll be like he is jeffrey dahmer evan peters and well he loved

00:51:43.580 this one but didn't sign off on this next one jeremiah and the real jeffrey dahmer actually i

00:51:52.200 did reply to those messages i can see here i'm just one guy anyways i can just believe the crew

00:52:00.760 bro i'm just one guy i love this jeffrey dom was beaten to death in prison

00:52:10.220 november 24th when truther con will be oh shit and that's why i did it then and you know i was

00:52:18.980 born in 1994 so obviously there's a connection there yes yeah and i'm gonna beat you to death

00:52:23.980 that truth or cons 20 days before what a fucking crazy oh my god i love this this is iconic i love

00:52:33.040 it so much man number of 1994 as you can see here so uh yeah good try so they mock the one guy is

00:52:43.140 that true dauber was sodomized by the broomstick yeah broomstick raped norm mcdonald said he was

00:52:49.120 broomstick raped to death whoa dude that's crazy it's a rough way to go well he deserved it i guess

00:52:55.180 i'm sorry i just got scared because the class was so far

00:52:59.700 fittest flat earther said that that he didn't think dahmer killed anyone and i was like

00:53:04.080 what what you know none of that makes any sense man i like this so i guess he's exonerating you

00:53:12.660 yeah you are jeffrey dahmer but you're innocent that's what what a twist

00:53:17.240 fucking M. Night Shyamalan in this bitch

00:53:19.500 oh my god

00:53:23.180 did you say that you were the only one

00:53:25.800 who tells truth

00:53:26.500 does this guy talk about flat earth at all anymore

00:53:29.460 or was that ever a thing

00:53:30.680 what is this

00:53:31.460 I don't know that's why I call him the fakest flat earther

00:53:34.080 I think he's like I said a fed to make us all look bad

00:53:37.160 shit man

00:53:40.500 and I think he's Timothy McVeigh

00:53:42.180 I agree

00:53:43.860 I wish there was some way we could join on a campaign

00:53:46.620 about this and have fun with it but it's hard when you've been blocked he's blocked us off

00:53:51.340 everything well he i was blocked first and then he went and unblocked me to message me and then

00:53:56.680 he blocked me again so yeah yeah yeah yeah i wonder if maybe he's unblocked us he's the big

00:54:00.860 dog on the playground man we're playing we're just playing by his rules i know we're just

00:54:04.380 little small potatoes this is this is beef that i want i want this beef yeah i want to have fun i i

00:54:09.880 it's not fair to me that jeremiah is the only one getting to have fun here

00:54:13.400 and jake said i you always wanted to have the public beef and here it is and i was like

00:54:19.200 yeah i did it's the funny it's the funnest kind fittest flat interesting let's hear that again

00:54:26.480 the one guy trying to tell you the truth trying to tell you the truth trying to tell you the truth

00:54:32.700 it's literally what jeremiah has pinned on his instagram page there's me and there's me

00:54:39.440 and he's there with his buddy

00:54:41.660 Sam Triple E

00:54:43.280 Sam Triple E who wears

00:54:45.840 the upside down lost

00:54:47.480 angels or falling

00:54:49.600 angels hat and

00:54:50.580 Triple E

00:54:52.460 Triple E looks like

00:54:54.780 reversed

00:54:56.340 does it look like this?

00:54:57.840 thumb down

00:54:58.380 not his ass

00:55:02.300 wait what does Triple E look like reversed?

00:55:05.100 he says 333

00:55:06.040 it's like an angel number?

00:55:08.160 it's like an angel number it's not even like a 33 you know kind of a big deal it's fucking

00:55:13.160 that's so stupid it's not even triple e it's not even triple e it's with an i triple e triple i

00:55:19.800 triple sam triple e what bro fallen angels do you get it like la upside down oh my god what a

00:55:27.300 fucking unbelievable tar this guy's not even trying though like what are you what are we doing wrong

00:55:32.380 well this is what upsets me because we want we'll do messages for mom right on f2 america send us

00:55:36.740 this guy and and yeah messages for mom is just like where his mom sends all kinds of like sort

00:55:41.820 of boomer slop conspiracy stuff and it'll be really low effort stuff like this and you'll

00:55:48.100 look at it and it's like 27 000 reshares you know a hundred thousand likes and you're like yo bro

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00:58:40.040 going to talk to yourself for an hour, you might as well publish it.

00:58:44.460 all you got to do is just not try is there a point of diminishing returns with like because

00:58:49.540 and half the time it's just like their shitty camera and they're in a internet theory well

00:58:54.460 i mean i think me and sam proved that they're it's dead internet theory because we were going

00:58:59.240 back and reading all of his comments and none of them are real people that's crazy somebody said

00:59:05.160 imagine him and gary the numbers guy having a conversation i would pay to watch that actually

00:59:10.680 that sounds fantastic oh by the way if you want this this image on a t-shirt i have it in my shop

00:59:16.540 we should just post this every week like once a week just post that image until he unblocks us

00:59:22.440 uh i think that's the opposite of what we've been trying to do that actually might be

00:59:26.600 technically harassment repeated behavior uh i don't know exactly how that works

00:59:32.640 but both sam and jeremiah they want me to come on their podcast what do you think

00:59:40.500 do i go do i step into the snake pit willingly put on the full armor of the most high fast and

00:59:48.060 pray he's in the comments what do you think i told jeremiah that i'll think about it if he

00:59:55.480 puts in a word with rogan rogan who they're both good buddies with and wait you're friends with

01:00:01.580 joe rogan i guess so and i mean when he put this out i was like oh my gosh guys i'm i'm friends

01:00:08.140 with joe rogan that is so cool my my wife started laughing so hard when oh my god when she saw this

01:00:16.500 part she yeah why is he pretending like he's got to like pray about it like what are you guys gonna

01:00:22.340 do he's gonna fast and pray he's gonna fap he's gonna fap and then he's gonna fap and then he's

01:00:26.400 gonna come but also he's gonna come and he's made of muscle like what's gonna happen you guys are

01:00:33.200 just gonna talk with him he obviously is the fittest the fittest flat earther i think i'm

01:00:40.460 the fittest actually well he's very fit jeremiah i don't know if he i mean he looks like he fucking

01:00:45.120 doesn't go anywhere without weighted clothing like he's in dragon ball yeah this guy looks like

01:00:49.040 he does burpees like to bed burpees to bed burpees until he passes the fuck out you make him cry

01:00:54.560 though like really hurt yourself yeah you know how you make him cry you look him in the fucking eyes

01:00:58.560 and you go why do you think that my dad is still looking in the eyes and you go why are those eyes

01:01:03.140 so close together what the fuck's going on or joe rogan said no okay yeah yeah that'll do it

01:01:11.000 joe rogan said no i mean i appreciate the grift though right he's like he's like i'll go on your

01:01:16.120 podcast if joe rogan will host imagine the imagine presenting this to rogan be like hey this guy

01:01:22.540 called me frentice bacon this guy said my dad's alive i just called him what if what what if like

01:01:28.520 what if something like he is onto something and one like i you know you stare into the abyss and

01:01:32.900 It makes you go crazy, right?

01:01:33.880 There's got to be one.

01:01:34.380 Wait, let's finish this.

01:01:35.620 I'll take it off screen.

01:01:36.440 Really step into the snake pit.

01:01:38.920 But to me, it might be worth it

01:01:40.160 because if I can get on the largest podcast in the world

01:01:43.420 and wake up 1% of the people,

01:01:46.300 well, to me, it's worth it.

01:01:47.800 And like I said earlier,

01:01:48.980 I'm fearless of them anyway,

01:01:51.140 that they all play multiple roles.

01:01:55.360 Oh my God.

01:01:56.620 You're so butt hurt.

01:01:57.860 I met Paulie Shore.

01:01:59.380 This is his way of being like,

01:02:00.660 I'm not Richard Simmons.

01:02:01.840 paulie shore is richard simmons just in case not richard simmons i have god although just so you

01:02:07.880 guys make you don't i'm not him this is really him geez man that is so entertainment only though

01:02:17.340 i'm a satire account oh satire i hate the wink i hate the wink because it's like you are a satire

01:02:23.760 account you're a fantastic satire account i'm kind of bummed out because i'm a little bit on

01:02:28.600 fittest flat earther side here oh yeah yeah what if what if something happened one day he's gotta

01:02:34.440 he's gotta have been right about one of these sam tripoli francis bacon i don't even know what if

01:02:39.300 this whole fuck is i don't know francis in that video i was wearing my francis bacon shirt too

01:02:43.880 i feel like you got a shirt for fucking everything man i love that dude i wish there was a way for us

01:02:52.640 to participate in this because it's a lot of fun you gotta look i can i can i can make that happen

01:02:59.060 francis i would love to i mean yeah please died in six in 1626 and then was resurrected in i don't

01:03:06.080 know whatever uh 1970 something to tell dick jokes in la yeah well i love sam's logo because

01:03:13.740 he just put his own face over it and i was like that's so funny can you obviously bring up francis

01:03:19.560 bacon again because i i want to see if this objectively looks like sam tripoli bears any

01:03:24.500 resemblance to sam tripoli uh whatsoever no i mean i these are just paintings too it's just

01:03:30.900 you know those ones that are that are like um uh who's the guy um keanu reeves looks like some guy

01:03:38.460 from the past or whatever oh yeah might be yeah yeah pharrell williams uh who else nicholas cage

01:03:44.100 you know who is related to francis bacon actually your mom kevin bacon john pounders

01:03:50.820 no shit oh that's right you know what we asked john when he was here we were like so what the

01:03:55.880 hell is your ethnicity and he was like everything and then he went on to tell us some made-up word

01:04:01.100 about it being everything and i'm kind of like yeah yeah yeah you a vampire or something and i

01:04:06.520 went

01:04:06.820 I think he's the direct descendant or something

01:04:12.700 like he was he would talk about that for years

01:04:14.780 well I wonder what Sam Tripoli would have

01:04:16.600 to say about that yeah I was gonna say don't

01:04:18.500 well don't tell fucking Fittis Flat Earther

01:04:20.420 because that's gonna yeah

01:04:21.820 everybody's going crazy I hope nobody's

01:04:24.560 I hope he doesn't see this video

01:04:26.200 I hope he does hey unblock me

01:04:28.560 please I really want to oh this does look

01:04:30.540 like Sam Tripoli yeah Sam kind of does look like this

01:04:32.240 yeah I can see it a little bit

01:04:35.260 turned there's that x oh wait no that's me was there an x on his cheek fuck man i really hope

01:04:41.120 this saga continues i don't know where it goes for you guys but i'm very excited about it and um

01:04:46.300 i didn't really know much about that guy i realized he had dm'd us once upon a time

01:04:50.620 and uh he heard my episode on um forbidden knowledge news and he tried to like talk to

01:04:58.960 me about it but i didn't know who he was so i didn't care really i just said like yeah man i

01:05:03.600 had a spooky encounter and he was like that's crazy i also had a spooky encounter and i was

01:05:08.260 like that's cool man and then so when we started screwing with him i saw that correspondence at the

01:05:13.880 top of the messages and i was like oh damn i've like talked to this guy before and i don't know

01:05:18.200 he seemed like a normal dude like a good dude that's what i'm kind of confused about because

01:05:21.580 after that brief interaction with him like this seems like a regular guy who just lost his fucking

01:05:26.940 mind but yeah it's such a stretch and it's it's the same um formula over and over again like he

01:05:34.120 like he was able to do it even in a joking way there unless that wasn't a joke well what's our

01:05:38.220 for our formula we do a show we do an interview show kind of like this yeah and then we do nef

01:05:42.860 to america and then we do chronicles over and over and over yeah yeah over and over again until we

01:05:46.880 die repeat recycle until we die until we die pay the bills and we do a live event and we wish to

01:05:53.280 die and we wish to die wish to die but we cannot find death yeah uh johnny woodard is warner von

01:06:01.140 braun says wait jesus christ man oh my god that's very funny um so you guys said that you had a uh

01:06:08.360 a video of bro grove maybe we could bring that up you guys were kind of going around and doing

01:06:14.020 some vlogging although we're not too keen on what foggy means it was just uh our adventure to bro

01:06:20.420 grove and then once we got there showed a little bit of it and uh wanted to show our audience so

01:06:25.160 wanted to share it with you guys yeah that's cool i'd like to see that because when you're in it um

01:06:30.940 you don't take any fucking pictures no and you don't uh take any videos and you don't remember

01:06:37.300 anything because it's all trauma hey thanks for the five jewel treat hell yes barrow thank you

01:06:42.060 for the treats we're dogs or something now dude is this the okay never mind okay yeah let's go

01:06:52.420 dude he came in clutch he was getting all kinds of stuff for us like tablecloths and all kinds

01:06:56.700 of shit yeah we're like best friends now he's the best i told him i was like is that like your

01:07:01.820 cousin your uncle he was like i didn't even know that guy he just showed up remarkable i thought

01:07:06.180 y'all were related they're related oh they just shared the plane ride he's also mr bean in real

01:07:13.860 life so oh shit put a side by side you know that's what that's why i grew my hair out is

01:07:19.300 because when i i was a kid people used to call me mr bean it used to piss me off i grew my hair out

01:07:24.200 and really and he said the exact same thing that people used to call him that and it always pissed

01:07:29.520 them off people used to call me uh eddie munster from the munsters and then they would also call

01:07:34.660 me the little dude from uh um what's the island where he goes the plane boss the plane

01:07:39.920 yeah fantasy island they would call me that guy playing the plane the plane when i was little

01:07:47.040 i didn't understand what they meant they'd go say the plane the plane and i'd go the plane the

01:07:51.140 plane and then all the adults would laugh

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01:10:46.920 I want to talk about the villages, by the way, after this, I kind of want to, you know what, let's I want to ask you guys.

01:11:00.080 We'll put this back on screen in a second. You guys came to the villages and most people come here and they go to Bohemian Grove and they just get like whatever Bohemian Grove is.

01:11:08.520 That's not the villages. You guys stood in the villages. What did you make of that? You were there for like two, three days.

01:11:14.080 yeah it was it was an interesting experience i must say very kind of odd

01:11:20.220 so it's interesting to me oh yeah we learned at the last night that the swinger code for these

01:11:29.260 old people is the loofahs is this correct yes did you see any or pool no we put one on the

01:11:35.440 door to try to see if somebody was one in our airbnb and we just ready to be used what color

01:11:41.260 pink pink yeah okay let's look that up yeah so um for the listeners there is a uh kind of like

01:11:50.180 a swingers um underground swingers thing going on in the villages where it wasn't long ago that

01:11:55.820 a local pastor got kicked out and and uh i don't know he was doing like monogamy not monogamy polygamy

01:12:01.400 yeah which is illegal so he was the opposite of a church out here and he was banging and marrying

01:12:06.200 all these old women and they sent him to georgia because he was originally from georgia so they

01:12:09.860 extradited him a state away i don't know how that works but um so you know you got a little peek uh

01:12:15.660 to the underbelly of what goes on here you don't notice it necessarily if you're out and about even

01:12:20.880 at night like there's cool areas to have i see him yeah but it's like truman show dude it is it

01:12:26.340 is very much like truman show and these but indicate different things that they're down

01:12:33.180 you had a pink one pink that means a soft swap so you and jay could have soft swap with people

01:12:37.240 probably like everything wasting up um everything from people who like to do it with others in the

01:12:43.740 room yeah yeah yeah this is real if you see the black one that's full swap these flyers are

01:12:48.660 typically you can get them you know those little things where you get magazines they get them at

01:12:51.580 front of the coffee there's like magazine pass this out and you find these yeah yeah well they

01:12:56.040 don't pass i i left my lupa at home and i was went to the the walmart in the in the area and

01:13:02.520 they were sold out and i was like people are fucking yeah these guys these guys fuck i don't

01:13:07.720 know if you heard it was the highest std capital in the world that i was like freaking out i was

01:13:12.940 like man so many old ladies were hitting up monty like they multiple women stopped him and we're

01:13:18.700 like hey this is trump country what's up was he would come back with these reports he no he would

01:13:25.120 come back with reports of like people hitting on him talking to him and then i saw a video

01:13:30.200 yeah i saw a video of trump saying i'm gonna sell mar-a-lago and move to the villages and i was

01:13:36.820 oh man trump's trying to fuck dude so man i think the mindset behind it is like most of these people

01:13:42.900 they're on their way out so like herpes for another five years like who cares like you're

01:13:48.420 like i gotta live the rest of my life with herpes and the rest of my life is almost done yeah i

01:13:52.440 could go any second yeah yeah but the problem is that the loofahs actually help you find your

01:13:58.560 vehicle when you're old um you know if you're walking around and you can't find your vehicle

01:14:02.620 you just look for the one with the loofah and they don't remember like nobody remembers they

01:14:05.840 all kind of look the same and a lot of the times they just end up getting raped because of that

01:14:09.400 because the loofah loofah also it's not just like are you down for this it's like you're consenting

01:14:15.120 to this dimitri says sounds like he missed a real party at the villages yeah you did yeah they'll do

01:14:20.140 ones where they go to parties and they put all their keys in a bowl that's yeah that's called

01:14:23.920 like a fishbowl party yeah and they do that and uh basically like you walk out and you grab a key

01:14:30.200 and whoever it belongs to that's who you go home with i think that's you're fucking that's going

01:14:34.300 to be the black loofah oh exactly find that out back up yeah there you go uh full swap those who

01:14:42.080 say what the hell and let it all go down yep yeah this is real dude i so i had definite uh you guys

01:14:51.600 remember the movie hot fuzz oh love that movie yeah oh man i had definitely hot fuzz hot fuzz

01:14:58.060 village vibes with the villages like i was like man these people they put on this face but man i

01:15:04.940 after learning about the highest std capital you know you're making the point where they're old

01:15:10.060 they don't care anymore they have the money and the funds they don't have the responsibility i i'm

01:15:14.960 starting to be convinced that this area of florida that you guys live in is like one of the most

01:15:20.540 quote-unquote like wicked places in america like you guys are living in modern sodom and gomorrah

01:15:26.140 and the villages and it makes sense like you know also the roads the roads i think are like a

01:15:34.480 like a metaphor because you know the word wicked is is the word twisted in scripture right yeah

01:15:40.840 it is twisted well think about your old your roads going everywhere you're literally twisting around

01:15:47.160 anytime you drive neighborhood to neighborhood so like all roundabout the driving the roundabouts

01:15:52.520 man are crazy in that area i was like man they they love getting the zoomies like just on their

01:15:56.820 golf carts oh by the way it was a really a crazy uh thing we i didn't know about it was the golf

01:16:02.460 cart community down there like it's like biker rallies but golf carts every night garage and

01:16:09.580 then a little mini garage and i was like that's odd i love it i wish i had um so they're building

01:16:16.360 they might be building a square next to my apartment no i don't think so why would they

01:16:20.440 do that uh because they already have a square there it's kind of in between both squares

01:16:24.720 oh yeah and and the reason that we think that is because it looks like people locally are now

01:16:31.380 buying golf carts which means like we could actually get a golf cart to the square because

01:16:35.940 i can't get a golf cart on the highway to go to the next square put a loofah on it i put a loofah

01:16:39.860 on it then i just want to be able to find it then potentially get raped i'm gonna get a t-shirt

01:16:44.740 that said i just wanted to find my golf cart but instead i got anal sex i thought it was so funny

01:16:50.560 when i found out about the loofahs i was like fantasizing about pranking jeremiah or somebody

01:16:55.800 like next time i go down there i'm gonna buy like a pack of like a funny color and like stick it on

01:17:00.360 their thing but put all of them on there i'm into everything whatever you got baby some old people

01:17:06.640 are gonna start approaching jeremiah like hey do you can i kidnap you you're okay with this right

01:17:13.420 you've already consented with the loofah yeah yeah because we're planning on the next one and

01:17:19.180 i want to do it in the village in the village square like not just in the village town but

01:17:24.220 in the square itself did you know they made uh there was a show they made i think it was called

01:17:28.900 the um shit i forget what the name of it was but it was it was on netflix and it was made by yeah

01:17:33.840 lots of ex-cia and fbi who live in the villages yeah for sure and because it's a great place to

01:17:38.340 retire and also um keep an eye on everybody it's a it's a kind of a spooky place so uh the borough

01:17:45.780 one second i i will agree with uh with jake what you said there like as being one of the i love the

01:17:51.300 villages i love how clean and nice it is and like the people are generally nice but like as far as

01:17:56.280 wickedness the level of wickedness i think you're right because like when you're young and you're

01:18:00.480 doing this kind of shit like whatever you're swinging or you're just sleeping around there's

01:18:05.080 consequences but you're also young so you have less life to like measure it up against so you

01:18:09.560 you're gonna live and go crazy like i kind of get that when you're 20 and you're just doing wild

01:18:14.200 stuff when you're older that's a decision like you've already you've seen everything and you

01:18:21.100 still you're still deciding to get shot you know

01:18:24.140 that's crazy there's a hole inside of me that needs to be filled with brain matter

01:18:32.600 yeah they're riding those golf carts straight to hell yeah they are dude it's interesting that

01:18:38.100 we're here doing this thing like right in the because somebody once said to us and the thing

01:18:44.020 is god wanted them to to tell us that what we're i forgot who was i love i love i love the villages

01:18:49.720 the people and they're nice it's like so much it's it's a stark difference from new york

01:18:53.700 they're kind they could be if you're in like tj maxx or whatever they're kind of assholes yeah

01:18:57.640 yeah if you're honestly they're very rude in tj maxx they're very rude in marshall's they're

01:19:02.460 very rude in ross they don't go in ross really that's a different that's for a different

01:19:06.120 demographic um but there is this this show called the burrows and the burrows is a netflix show

01:19:13.040 about um aliens right but it's specifically in a place that's modeled after the villages it's by

01:19:19.480 the same people that made stranger things and it doesn't take place in florida it takes place in

01:19:23.960 like arizona or something like that but it is a retirement community where everything is picture

01:19:30.320 perfect and there is like a lot of swinging going on and if you look into it it is um inspired by

01:19:35.940 the villages but at night something really creepy happens in the boroughs where everything seems

01:19:40.880 perfect and and you know everything's supposed to be like a fantasy land and that creepy thing

01:19:45.780 has to do with like demons slash aliens and uh i didn't finish watching it but i just think it's

01:19:52.200 remarkable that that is even a thing just especially for us given that we're in the

01:19:56.360 villages and we have a show that's all about you know demons and aliens and such uh but when you

01:20:02.380 were saying uh that you feel like something nefarious is going on like hot fuzz like i kind

01:20:07.520 of feel like there is man oh this is this is great uh yeah we have we actually have a video

01:20:12.300 from uh last year owen benjamin coming to the villages kind of like how you guys came and he

01:20:18.180 felt inspired to write a song about

01:20:20.120 the place. You guys want to check this out?

01:20:22.240 Yeah.

01:20:22.600 Sure.

01:20:24.020 It's about the right time to watch

01:20:32.820 this again. I would say so, yeah.

01:20:34.100 Every six months we watch this and then go, ha ha ha.

01:20:36.860 Fucking liar.

01:20:39.500 There we go.

01:20:42.500 Living our pensions.

01:20:45.640 Some long-term

01:20:46.560 investments.

01:20:48.180 A real estate deal, I've made two or three.

01:20:55.160 I'm here because I made it.

01:20:58.120 With bootstraps and pure grit.

01:21:01.720 Everything that I have, I have because of me.

01:21:08.380 12 carts at Corvette.

01:21:11.440 Agnes texts me, she's real wet.

01:21:13.760 Popped butter pills for some really sweet tune

01:21:18.400 Trained a lake for my golf green

01:21:23.360 Oh, Zempick to stay lean

01:21:26.480 Dave Agnes, clap that should be cleared up by June

01:21:31.040 Swingin' the day away in baby Boomerville

01:21:37.820 sitting on the couch blasting the news

01:21:44.040 some people claim that i'm too old to want to bang but i know

01:21:53.520 it's the blue pills fault so basically this whole song goes on and every course and every

01:22:01.500 every verse and chorus just gets like deeper and deeper into sadness and misery of it's just it's

01:22:08.940 insane basically the idea that the boomers have squandered everything that was for the next

01:22:12.940 generation and they're happy to ride a cruise ship off in the sunset bang each other and do

01:22:17.740 drugs till they die which is not what do you guys think about that it's kind of a big topic

01:22:22.360 did you get that vibe did you get that vibe when you were here oh yeah oh yeah yeah and i think

01:22:27.640 that should be the name of this episode what's that baby boomer bill no no you the way that you

01:22:33.860 said it it was like a perfect title hey i couldn't have made it any better what what do you guys

01:22:38.360 finish watching his video his adventures uh yeah stop you know jeremiah's video right oh that's

01:22:46.380 right yeah let's finish that i'm sorry i'm sorry that was very rude we got on we got on tangents

01:22:50.780 all right all right let's see let's see his vlog is this vlog thank goodness thank you to our

01:22:54.760 The producer for keeping us on track.

01:22:56.140 I'm sorry for giving you an attitude, Nancy.

01:22:57.000 Yeah, thank you, but watch your mouth, Nancy.

01:22:58.460 That's right.

01:22:59.040 Nice freeze, Francis.

01:23:00.040 I'm going to ride the back.

01:23:01.120 Thank you, thank you.

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01:25:52.560 publish it subscribe feed the patreon beast we didn't really know what to call monty but he was

01:25:58.560 fed up with my shit right here

01:26:00.560 wait was monty like your personal driver who the fuck is my he's my cousin and okay we weren't

01:26:13.260 really close until before like before this and then we like became like best friend we found out

01:26:18.700 that we were like the same person kind of okay all right because i thought like me and you were

01:26:22.560 serious about you didn't know who this guy was i was like that's fucking crazy no i just thought

01:26:26.900 yo i think that's funny we just found some guy wandering around the square and we're like yo

01:26:32.020 you want to drive yeah yeah like i said he was super helpful man you guys were there for setup

01:26:36.120 which we really appreciate and he was like running out and getting stuff measuring cups so that we

01:26:40.180 could measure out the liquor that we were giving people that had uh drugs in it and they don't

01:26:45.140 know that and now they do and you know you guys had a lot of fun

01:26:48.960 Civilization!

01:26:50.960 Every new show starts at 7

01:26:52.960 At least the red pill is in the village here

01:26:54.960 Yeah, yes it is

01:26:56.960 We were falling ass

01:27:00.960 Jake definitely wants to

01:27:02.960 like better battle this guy

01:27:04.960 It's gonna be awesome

01:27:06.960 I'll send you a video

01:27:08.960 here shortly

01:27:10.960 Come on Jake!

01:27:12.960 I tried! I gotta work on it

01:27:18.960 and it represents giving you no go to the dog.

01:27:23.620 Brian is disgusting.

01:27:24.920 I would have chopped my arm off.

01:27:26.660 Listen to everybody.

01:27:27.860 I almost cut my arm off.

01:27:30.520 There's my son in the background.

01:27:32.160 He's fucking...

01:27:32.560 You see how this square is?

01:27:35.520 The one that we're going to do it at next,

01:27:37.360 that I want to do it at next,

01:27:38.640 I have to get David...

01:27:39.560 It's even crazier.

01:27:39.880 No, no, I'm on board.

01:27:41.040 Okay, yeah, yeah.

01:27:41.700 It's the same exact kind of layout,

01:27:43.540 but across the street,

01:27:44.800 like picture one of those buildings behind you,

01:27:47.100 a giant theater.

01:27:47.960 yeah like that one that you see on the corner right

01:27:50.040 behind Jake is

01:27:51.620 actually a theater at the moment so we're gonna do it

01:27:54.160 there and then we're gonna come straight across the street like this

01:27:56.280 and then have Ryan swing around his

01:27:58.160 hell yeah we are

01:27:59.080 it reminds me of Disney World

01:28:01.280 kind of

01:28:02.000 it's like Disney World but they were like

01:28:06.920 we don't like the cartoon

01:28:08.380 aspect but we do like the fucking

01:28:10.080 and they were like alright we got you

01:28:12.360 we got you

01:28:13.460 all the fucking here

01:28:16.440 is uh uh consensual consensual and that's what they're about yeah some would say it's overaged

01:28:22.120 yeah there's definitely no underage you can't even honestly dude nothing in the villages is

01:28:29.280 built for kids like there's barely any playgrounds around or anything like that for children to do

01:28:33.960 they exclusively built this place for 80 and up and they did not consider when i bring my when i

01:28:38.340 bring my kids through there they treat them like uh they spit on them they treat them like yeah

01:28:42.180 what's his name uh the black dude that went to israel yeah yeah exactly yeah yeah uh dom lucre

01:28:47.780 i don't know some nigga i don't remember

01:28:50.420 oh yeah there's one of the fucking golf carts i love golf carts crazy

01:29:00.240 oh hey i didn't even see that yeah yeah i mean uh game set that up

01:29:09.940 i love that it was like a freak show but truther yes yeah no idea for the presence of royalty who's

01:29:19.780 that this guy can we talk about this real quick pause that i fucking felt so bad for this guy

01:29:26.760 no that's the dude that was he was super nice and he kept trying to talk to us but i didn't

01:29:31.120 understand what he was saying uh because you know he's something happened to him okay maybe he had

01:29:35.300 a let's talk about this for a second yes what happened cerebral palsy he has cerebral palsy

01:29:39.340 fuck man okay so every time he tries it's not your fault though and he he knows that he's okay

01:29:44.540 all right good because because he came out to see you guys right yeah he's a long-term buddy

01:29:49.400 yeah okay he's a good dude he kept he kept coming up to me giving me knuckles trying to say something

01:29:54.500 i could tell that i you know there was something issue so i would just say like here's where

01:29:58.820 sorry dude fucking let me tell you where everything went wrong okay hidden in plain sight

01:30:03.760 fantastic job i was outside the venue with royce hidden in plain sight i think you were there for

01:30:13.220 a minute and then you might have walked off and we're just kind of like uh fleshing it out going

01:30:17.620 back and forth yeah i was manically writing names down trying to fucking figure out who's going on

01:30:21.060 stage one and i'm trying to work out some material with them because we're doing we're going to do

01:30:24.780 the comedy round table after so we're just riffing and we're going back and forth which is making

01:30:28.860 jokes and shit feeling each other out and i was like oh this is going good and this guy comes up

01:30:33.260 to us and he don't fucking do a voice i have to do a voice you can do the voice yeah i'm gonna

01:30:39.160 don't fucking do the voice he goes he'd be he'd be mad if you didn't do the voice all right fine

01:30:43.520 okay do the voice i thought i thought he was a fan of nds and he might have bought a ticket so

01:30:47.780 i'm like yeah you're here like you're the middle of nowhere florida you probably bought a ticket

01:30:50.340 so you get it he comes up right up to me and he goes great event and i was like hey that was

01:30:55.620 better than what he fucking sounded i know i don't want to be like that and then he goes

01:30:59.120 but there's too many fucking retards in there and i go hell yeah dude i go yeah dude they're all

01:31:06.460 they're all retarded yeah dangerously retarded this guy gets it i thought i was like oh this

01:31:10.400 guy got it yeah he's like a fan he came he was like no seriously there's too many retards in

01:31:14.220 this bitch like i think he actually meant it he's like some of these people are probably retarded

01:31:17.480 i would say yeah so that's yeah we're all talking again and i have to run and i don't know what's

01:31:22.920 said between him and royce and the other guys but they're probably talking with each other so i was

01:31:28.820 like i don't know i got i got to go plug wires in or whatever i had to do so i leave and then we

01:31:34.180 have the the round table the the comedy round table i don't even know how he got called well

01:31:40.760 he didn't get called it was there was a lady next to him who kept shouting out the whole time and

01:31:45.540 and owen benjamin actually said shoot that bitch at one point she just kept going off nice lady but

01:31:51.660 she was just like you know heckling or whatever it's just to be expected so she's sitting right

01:31:56.300 next to that guy eventually he starts to say something during the last comedy segment and

01:32:03.100 hidden in plain sight thinks like okay that lady's loud i can't understand this dude he's shit-faced

01:32:08.760 which is like what they're rolling with and they're like hell yeah dude you're fucked up

01:32:13.000 it's a little unfair because the whole night was like it was like conspiracy and then you had like

01:32:16.800 a like a table about like christianity yes and then you had conspiracy again and then we're like

01:32:22.920 we're gonna go the hardest comedy at the very end with like comedy killers up here these guys kill

01:32:28.660 david wilcox if you don't know who's on the panel you don't understand what's happening and i was

01:32:35.200 like after he after the whole thing played out i was like oh my god he doesn't know what's happening

01:32:40.540 you know when i came out so i had to run off the stage because everything went to shit and when i

01:32:44.720 came back all i heard was fuck you suck my dick and i was like so funny that was the way the show

01:32:52.840 ended that was the mic drop at the end and then we had to get everything together you know

01:33:00.480 nobody had time to like y'all are being kicked out nobody had time to figure out what just

01:33:06.880 happened there it was like fuck you suck my dick and then it fucking ended and like round of applause

01:33:13.600 and then there's a perfect way to end everything right it's just somebody say

01:33:18.440 it was the man dug my dick and then perfect ending you know people said that so panda flies

01:33:24.140 in the chat she goes i think you guys staged all this for the grand finale no dude it was my

01:33:28.720 understanding that that's how it might have been staged in other words you couldn't have made it

01:33:32.160 more perfect i never thought about it i never thought about it that way it was a little we

01:33:36.800 just kept you out of the loop we kept you out of the loop but it was planned oh okay well wait

01:33:41.020 until you see the ending that we have planned for truth or come yeah on stage dude

01:33:46.580 let's go it was i yeah you know what in retrospect i don't think it could have gone

01:33:52.640 i don't think it could have gone better i don't think that oh yeah yeah david screaming at the

01:33:58.100 lady in the back holy shit yeah suck my dick in the front it was just like perfect it was

01:34:02.480 immediately i feel like god was like all right they're getting a little far off trail now and

01:34:06.960 just like self-destructed the whole shit and stream so how was was that guy like really upset

01:34:14.820 afterward or like because i think i did see him later yeah he came to the after show and i was

01:34:20.480 like dude it's a comedy show like you know and he understood and he was like yeah i know going into

01:34:25.960 it he didn't know he didn't know what to expect because he's coming because he's buddies with me

01:34:30.860 buddies with jeremiah he goes way back with skiba to rob and uh and so at the end like i ran out

01:34:37.460 there and he's like i don't understand they're all so gay all they talk about is gay stuff and

01:34:44.500 dicks and squirting and i'm like and i said that that's what's fun about it man oh is that what

01:34:51.200 they were talking about when i got off stage is gay stuff dicks and squirting because i left and

01:34:55.020 it was like what we were talking about was david wilcox getting turned into a banana sandwich and

01:34:59.580 getting raped uh in his rape pajamas and all true which is all true and then you know things went

01:35:06.100 awry i had to get off stage so i missed whatever was happening at the very end which you know

01:35:11.340 honestly if they were talking about dicks and squirting like that sounds uh makes a lot of

01:35:15.680 sense yeah it's a cool guy and i i only learned uh that night after the event that i've known

01:35:25.380 freeman for many years probably like seven eight years he's been at a lot of the events i've been

01:35:30.720 a part of i did not know that he was an olympic gold medalist paralympic gold medalist yeah

01:35:38.240 he told me and he said jake knows and i said jake you knew this and he was like no that's

01:35:45.680 incredible i wonder what he did getting his dicks up squirting thing on the side here in a second

01:35:52.260 but he was like i met hillary clinton i met bill clinton i was like he met hillary clinton

01:35:56.520 he squirted on hillary clinton stop it oh my god yeah but shout out to that guy because he

01:36:03.580 doesn't realize he made a perfect ending to the entire event and also uh you know after it all

01:36:08.840 the dust settled he gave me some knuckles and seemed to be cool with you punched you in the

01:36:12.000 face yeah he punched me right in my fucking eye and he called me a faggot

01:36:14.440 oh shit oh yeah there's a wikipedia page i was like i can't even get on wikipedia

01:36:25.700 dude we were in the presence of uh an athlete oh this dude could have kicked my ass i had no idea

01:36:32.940 i told you you punched me in the fucking eye

01:36:34.700 damn this motherfucker was in barcelona atlanta and barcelona

01:36:41.380 1996 summer olympics damn so he was okay but it's the paralympics

01:36:48.820 i said whoever took those photos worst photos but those are the only ones i could find oh yeah

01:37:04.400 we all need to be friends

01:37:07.700 I would be friends

01:37:08.820 but yeah

01:37:12.740 he thinks that you're Jeffrey Dahmer

01:37:14.540 and your dad didn't pass

01:37:15.880 so I mean I don't even know

01:37:18.060 but I guess

01:37:20.040 there's some danger to it

01:37:21.420 I wonder if it's inherently nefarious though

01:37:23.660 because if you

01:37:24.960 come on

01:37:28.580 and they are self-destructive

01:37:31.060 and destructive in the community

01:37:32.160 but I think we have this tendency

01:37:33.900 I think we have this tendency

01:37:35.860 in the conspiracy community

01:37:38.040 like if you're a truther or whatever

01:37:40.080 the idea is. Coolest sign ever.

01:37:42.600 Where like once you start going down

01:37:44.000 these holes and you realize that everything

01:37:45.980 is predominantly a lie or at least the mainstream

01:37:48.160 narrative is a lie of Great Rock's

01:37:49.860 game in the past and you said something

01:37:51.980 interesting on, I think it was your episode

01:37:53.940 of Tickwell. Man, I don't shit the fuck up.

01:37:56.200 Nope. You didn't necessarily believe him

01:37:58.140 when you were younger. Yeah.

01:38:00.340 I thought he was crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

01:38:02.240 yeah, yeah. So, so

01:38:03.380 So, we only have a little bit of time, but I kind of wanted you to talk about this idea that,

01:38:08.380 was it the world being exposed as basically exactly what your dad said it was,

01:38:13.380 or was there something else at play that made you realize he was right?

01:38:16.380 What was that like?

01:38:17.380 I just remember him telling me the first time the Earth was flat, and I was like,

01:38:21.380 you're crazy, dude.

01:38:23.380 They were from cosmology, right?

01:38:25.380 They were from cosmology.

01:38:27.380 And, yeah, I just remember, I guess you would say, like, I was in the world.

01:38:32.380 world like I was in the music I was a musician and so like I didn't like I'm

01:38:37.420 still discovering this work because of it and it's uh it's kind of a weird

01:38:42.220 circle of life you know yeah yeah but it's an interesting legacy to leave

01:38:46.540 behind something I think about because many of you see my 11 year old running

01:38:50.220 around here with golden pistol and I go you know right now dad's all fun and

01:38:54.640 games or sometimes he's not when he wants me to go to bed but one day you're gonna

01:38:58.000 have this archive of a lot of slurs, but also elephants with sweet tits, but all kinds of other

01:39:13.660 things that I picked up that people who have come before me have laid down. Jake is like an elephant

01:39:20.160 i'm the guy now there's georgia with aliens you know we're up there talking about i don't know

01:39:27.840 it's just a legacy to leave behind i mean it's a legacy that points to christ which is hugely

01:39:32.800 important i mean it's the most important thing um but yeah i mean if if that feeling of epiphany

01:39:38.720 like i'm sure that you had as the world started to reveal itself to you as what your father had

01:39:43.600 said if that feeling goes away that's a little bit longer so it's reassuring to me to hear what

01:39:48.400 I thought that was beautifully said.

01:39:53.920 That's so funny because I'm hearing it and I'm going,

01:39:56.380 I thought I steered the round tables,

01:39:58.300 not talked fucking nonstop on the round tables.

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01:42:51.700 to talk to yourself for an hour you might as well publish it it's that that's the most i think i've

01:42:56.920 ever listened to myself outside of parts of clips you should listen to yourself that was fucking uh

01:43:02.440 well i hated that yeah well no but i mean great man if you're gonna do like a podcast especially

01:43:09.400 the steering of it it's a lot different than being uh being a guest or presenting topics that's

01:43:14.340 that's different thing but if you want to get good at that type of thing like real good you

01:43:17.940 got to listen to yourself over and over again and then hear where you're in and hear where you need

01:43:21.440 to be out and then refine it that's a fucking well let's keep watching editing let's keep doing that

01:43:27.240 yeah yeah it's a skill to that

01:43:28.540 lord so i'm grateful for that oh by the way guys your merch table oh crushed so hard probably one

01:43:37.020 of the best merch probably the best merch table up there yeah i really thanks yeah yeah i mean uh

01:43:43.240 i think all of all of uh jake's board games and jake how long have he had those and monte

01:43:49.500 just sold them like he was so good i i have 100 first edition versions of my board game and i've

01:43:55.880 had the last 10 for like two years so uh hey shout out what's i'm glad you guys got i got one

01:44:02.940 lobster you got one of them you're one of the hundred congratulations i didn't get a chance

01:44:07.420 to fucking buy anybody's merch because i was on stage constantly he put his hair there's one

01:44:12.160 lock of his hair inside each box we could use that to make a hybrid homunculus jake elephant

01:44:19.680 with sweet tits i'm down let me see it when you're done yeah we need an irl guest we just

01:44:26.460 make a clone elephant with tits and a beard

01:44:29.220 sound a lot like that shofar

01:44:33.900 there's dino

01:44:34.780 everybody's like oh oh there i go

01:44:40.460 i took no photos there he is athlete hey qui-gon oh i just doxed him face doxed him

01:44:48.760 i was like this dude got a photo a tattoo of charlie and i was like dude i need to get a

01:44:53.200 photo i need to get a photo of that for my my life there he is owen benjamin tall as shit

01:44:59.340 hell yeah man oh this is the best part

01:45:01.900 This is really what we were doing the whole time.

01:45:14.340 When we got a convertible, you got to make use of it.

01:45:19.340 I was DJ, so.

01:45:22.160 No wonder this guy was getting hit up by the ladies in the villages, dude.

01:45:24.880 This guy got rich.

01:45:25.600 He's got life in him.

01:45:28.780 My guy, this is your guy.

01:45:31.900 and then this jake sent me this me and monty went out to do karaoke this guy crushes

01:45:39.740 ain't no sunshine is that really his voice is that bill yeah no that was monty no i know that

01:45:46.400 but i'm saying that's who sings that song i can't tell the difference you know they're 26 i know i

01:45:50.940 know i know i know oh yeah yeah you're gonna count them and you know when to hop in it's a dangerous

01:45:55.620 i would have never known that if it wasn't for monty you might do too many i knows or not enough

01:45:59.860 that's the danger of that song and the people boo you oh yeah they don't like when you don't

01:46:04.620 nail the i knows that's a respect dude this guy doesn't know closer this guy doesn't know

01:46:11.500 he doesn't know no oh my god man well you know what i hope that we can do the same thing for

01:46:19.160 for you guys because um make a video like that there's no way we can make a video like that

01:46:24.260 no we don't have monty and i don't sing and all that other stuff but it's technically within our

01:46:29.000 skill set but like uh you would think it is the laziness that is within us oh yeah if you ask

01:46:34.960 our social media manager uh tiffany she'll tell you she's like you should make videos like this

01:46:40.400 it's super easy and people love it and we go fuck you bitch and she's like you pay me

01:46:44.300 you pay me to do this i'll make the video we're like get out of the office away from me right now

01:46:50.060 i don't like that kind of stuff at all i just can't sleep so i just make make stuff do you have

01:46:54.380 like a sleeping issue you can't sleep yeah are you in some an insomniac i don't know but i hang

01:47:00.540 out with shadow people no whoa wait tell us about that no no no i'm just kidding we did interview

01:47:06.460 the uh the lady who coined the term shadow people oh this is a black lady right oh helen keller no

01:47:11.900 um what the hell heidi clump heidi heidi did you call her helen keller the fuck's her name

01:47:18.340 now i think they're gonna probably watching this tell me her name heidi uh you're putting me on the

01:47:24.980 spot now heidi hollis heidi hollis that's right yeah yeah i've seen about her yes i i spoke to

01:47:31.700 her back on the raven's watch and um and i really enjoy a a lot of her research so what if she coined

01:47:39.020 the term of shadow people that's what she says and and uh she has the receipts to prove it you

01:47:46.260 know her being among the earliest to say it and which you know it's a very general shadow people

01:47:52.340 i believe it really was he paralyzed i guess it they were attacking him and all he said was uh

01:47:59.720 he said jesus and i got off of him so yeah that's how that shit goes so just know that term guys

01:48:04.920 jesus yeah it helps a lot but she she came on for a time i don't know if it was the second time on

01:48:11.280 my show or the first time and she's like i know the identity of the hat man and i was like oh

01:48:17.440 okay let's go who is it well you know so we got into the episode and she eventually she goes

01:48:22.780 it's fucking satan and i go all right and i don't know why i i just thought it would be something

01:48:29.340 more um less general though she was gonna yeah jeffrey dahmer jeffrey it's jeffrey dahmer

01:48:38.980 is also it's a fittest flat earther it's kevin bacon but you know uh it's christian bale

01:48:44.960 if she would have said christian bale oh shit what um so you know but uh really fascinating

01:48:53.820 lady i think does she work with la marzulli i have no idea my i mean it was my life and i

01:49:00.960 our show and uh it was a very interesting conversation i like that lady i like that

01:49:07.740 lady i just i know she she talks quite a bit about like i was the first one to say it and i'm like

01:49:13.220 yeah no and then you know but you know you gotta probably maybe probably yes could be who knows

01:49:20.360 it's just shadow like shadows that look like people shadow people you think you would somebody

01:49:25.140 has said that before no i don't know like if you saw a shadow and it looked like a dog you'd be

01:49:30.360 like shadow dog it's like a common does she get like upset with if other people use it she doesn't

01:49:36.320 get upset but she's like you guys just got fined like 40 i don't know not a lot of money per uh

01:49:45.660 utterance but you end up saying a lot and it compounds there's also compounding interest um

01:49:50.560 yeah so i i don't know but i do like her another person that i think is really fantastic on that

01:49:55.700 whole phenomenon is uh vicky joy anderson i bet she might be one of the best people in the arena

01:50:02.380 on the topic of uh of shadow people shadow entities hat man and then of course the the

01:50:07.180 whole bleed over between the alien phenomenon and and you know the shadow person phenomenon

01:50:11.240 is huge but um shadow humanoid yeah do you know like uh the haunted mansion at disney world they

01:50:17.280 have each one of those people resembled like the shadow people they have they have the hat box

01:50:23.640 guy and then they have the hitchhiking ghost which is what she talked about on on our show

01:50:28.720 which was kind of weird i was like does they know that on purpose like do they do that on

01:50:32.160 purpose of course yeah of course they do eddie murphy knows he was in the movie yeah that was

01:50:38.160 a horrible movie yeah i was gonna say it's a horrible movie too i was actually gonna say it

01:50:42.900 was a good movie really i was this close to being like yeah it was okay it's good

01:50:51.120 i wanted to mention movie crushes i don't remember uh at all what what happens in it but uh

01:50:56.440 i remember it being good i just like eddie murphy um shit man okay so i want to bring it

01:51:02.080 for a landing and i want to remind everybody about uh truther con you know because we're now

01:51:07.340 two months away from it and this is uh like i said i'm not joking when i say that it's something

01:51:13.080 that i'm really pumped to to be a part of uh it's nice to be on the other side of things where you

01:51:17.860 get to hang make silly videos pop up on stage say some wild shit maybe sell some merch we got to

01:51:24.020 bring some merch are we allowed to bring merch so uh yeah after the after the show i'll tell you

01:51:30.180 how to do it okay we just got to bring the right send it to me send it to my personal address

01:51:33.980 okay very cool very cool i'm gonna send you a box of bringing it on the plane

01:51:37.580 can we sell dildos can we sell suction cup uh you can sell whatever you want he's like why

01:51:42.480 is everybody so gay okay all right so let's uh let's bring up the flyer and guys tell everybody

01:51:50.160 about truth or con where they can get their tickets and and what it all is about

01:51:53.380 no you guys have to do it

01:51:57.940 oh yeah yeah check out truth or con.com we got a lot of super cool stuff you can play ufo flappy

01:52:05.360 bird on the website so please go and try that out if you get a high score you you never know

01:52:09.760 you might like win something if you get like a really good high score so also give it a shot

01:52:13.920 characters it'll say that you're a part of the illuminati or something jeremiah you're not

01:52:18.420 supposed to tell them that oh bro you spelled it whatever it's okay it's my open seat people

01:52:26.440 it's okay yeah so yeah definitely check it out it's gonna be super sweet dallas texas

01:52:33.340 november 7th and 8th it's gonna be epic you guys did a such a fantastic job with this website by

01:52:39.740 the way like this is uh it makes us feel bad made by a canadian by the way okay yeah it's actually

01:52:45.980 a terrible website and darry wayne for sure is canadian look at him you can tell look at him

01:52:49.820 he looks crazy it just changes it changes so much about what i feel yeah this is when ai started

01:52:56.200 making us look weird kind of but then i had to replace it replace it with real photos of us

01:53:01.200 oh there we go there i am 20 pounds heavier nice man yeah this is gonna be a good time

01:53:07.520 before we uh close off i did have a short uh clip i just wanted to share with you guys

01:53:13.020 it's an exclusive for you guys to show okay cool let's go if this is if this is an elephant with

01:53:18.620 tits i'll allow it but i would be there i'd be a lot more happy if it was no it's very it's way

01:53:24.900 more important this is about a very special chosen people and uh and you know some people out there

01:53:31.200 you know they're jews and i am not a jew but some people have looked at me as jewish and so i think

01:53:37.060 it's very important that i come out of the the jewish closet here and uh and share this very

01:53:44.160 very important message with all of your viewers and our viewers this is the first time i've ever

01:53:48.620 showed this so here we go all right okay i see it at the end we'll bring it up people

01:53:55.320 give the jewish people a hard rap and that's probably because they're just so talented and

01:54:00.380 and blessed by the almighty nice sword his commandments and that's why i want to be a

01:54:06.060 defender of israel you see i too am a fringe person or fringed that is

01:54:17.980 i denounce all painters and small mustachioed men

01:54:23.420 i'm a fringed person and i want to speak up for my brothers yahuda

01:54:27.260 denouncers of popular painters unite this segment has not been purchased by the adl

01:54:34.420 i'm doing this of my own free will and volition this is not paid for by the adl adl or even ipac

01:54:41.800 this is not paid for by the adl adl or even ipac this is not paid for by the adl adl or even ipac

01:54:48.980 this is not paid for by the adl adl or even ipac this guy's got israel derangement syndrome what

01:54:56.420 the hell man oh thank you very much i don't know if uh i'm glad any clearer i'm glad that we cleared

01:55:01.980 the air yeah yes there's a question um take him up with the adl exactly absolutely can't wait to

01:55:10.220 have you guys at truth or con it's gonna be epic dude it's gonna be so much fun i'm pumped i really

01:55:13.780 can't wait we gotta go to the grassy knoll maybe what's that we get to see where kennedy was

01:55:18.620 assassinated i might take you guys out yeah like i said we're gonna be there uh i think like friday

01:55:24.660 to monday morning or something like that so if we have some time and if you guys need some help uh

01:55:29.360 you know we'll uh we'll supervise we'll bring that over there guys until next time don't forget

01:55:36.960 to obey submit and comply we'll see you later

01:55:39.580 they bred with daughters of men and they will do it again

01:55:48.340 The end is written in the book

01:55:52.980 In the pages they foreseen

01:55:57.300 Death squad

01:55:58.680 Death squad

01:56:02.860 Death squad

01:56:07.020 Death squad

01:56:18.340 When the last trumpet sounds

01:56:22.460 And the heavens

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