Nephilim Death Squad - August 11, 2026


BroGrove Aftermath: Owen Benjamin, Heather Lynn & More w⧸ Matt Hepner & Zack of The Berean FIles


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Length

3 hours and 6 minutes

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41,188

Sentence count

2,994

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Misogyny

167

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Toxicity

689

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Hate speech

401

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Transcript

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00:01:00.000 He's basically like...
00:01:01.500 That's pretty much how that goes, yeah.
00:01:02.780 Top Lobson Productions.
00:01:30.000 Nephilim Death Squad
00:01:34.360 Nephilim Death Squad
00:01:38.480 Death Squad
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00:01:43.680 Death Squad
00:01:52.000 Don't make those noises anymore.
00:01:56.300 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Nephilim Death Squad.
00:01:59.160 I am David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.
00:02:01.560 That's Hoplops and the father of disinformation.
00:02:03.540 We are joined by Matthew Heppner, the host of Straight Bible and facilitator of the VIP Day over here at the Standard Coffee Shop.
00:02:11.140 And also Zach of the Berean Files.
00:02:13.080 A.k.a. Charles Spurgeon.
00:02:14.820 What?
00:02:15.300 No.
00:02:15.860 He's got that look, dude.
00:02:16.520 You do kind of look like Charles Spurgeon.
00:02:17.160 Very much so, bro.
00:02:18.000 Okay, you know what?
00:02:18.820 Here's the thing.
00:02:19.320 He told me that.
00:02:19.740 He's called your Down Syndrome.
00:02:21.000 I know.
00:02:21.660 Why immediately go look up a picture of Charles Spurgeon like, oh.
00:02:25.100 I think he looks like a gangster, bro.
00:02:26.320 It's very similar.
00:02:27.100 Yeah, now that he mentions it.
00:02:28.600 He was like a good dude.
00:02:29.720 You look like him without the Down Syndrome.
00:02:31.600 But Charles Spurgeon did look like he was on the spectrum.
00:02:34.020 No, there was that one picture you guys had where we were all like, wait.
00:02:37.660 Yeah.
00:02:37.960 That wasn't even on the spectrum.
00:02:39.300 That was like legit Down Syndrome.
00:02:40.680 It was a weird angle.
00:02:41.680 You know what?
00:02:42.040 I don't think we're going to do it.
00:02:42.920 Do you want to do plugs?
00:02:43.740 Should we even bother with that?
00:02:44.720 I mean, I think you did enough plugs during the round. 0.99
00:02:47.300 Holy shit. 0.99
00:02:48.120 That was a call for. 1.00
00:02:49.160 I don't like plugs, dude.
00:02:49.340 Isn't it like if people want to find your stuff, they'll just find it?
00:02:51.960 No.
00:02:52.660 Absolutely not.
00:02:53.000 Because you guys are like, hey, plug your stuff.
00:02:54.640 No, no, no.
00:02:55.340 what you don't understand about the way that
00:02:57.580 So here's Charles Spurgeon. This is a picture
00:02:59.740 specific. I think he looks
00:03:01.680 cool, dude. That's the one I saw first.
00:03:03.820 I'm like, brutal.
00:03:05.640 Brutal, Matt. Black Belt Junior 1.00
00:03:07.300 says, I'm going to lose
00:03:09.460 35 pounds before I come on here.
00:03:11.620 Look at the hair, dude.
00:03:13.200 He had hair, modern
00:03:15.120 hairstyle back then. 1.00
00:03:17.340 Yeah, I guess he did kind of look like a retarded pimp 1.00
00:03:19.360 back then. You know, just with the 1.00
00:03:21.400 beard and everything. So we're not here to talk about
00:03:23.500 Charles Spurgeon. What we're here to talk about is
00:03:25.320 is this insane... 0.90
00:03:26.080 Spurgeon on the Jews. 0.99
00:03:27.260 Bro, bro. 1.00
00:03:28.040 We have to release those episodes.
00:03:30.120 Insane past few days,
00:03:32.180 the VIP event,
00:03:33.480 and the main day of Brokeeming Grope.
00:03:34.660 I wouldn't say it was insane.
00:03:35.880 I would say it's just like par for the course.
00:03:38.660 Sure.
00:03:39.160 Like, we just got accused of,
00:03:40.140 which I'm very sensitive about,
00:03:41.680 on the Straight Bible,
00:03:42.620 on our Straight Bible Instagram channel.
00:03:44.300 Of what?
00:03:44.660 Oh, we're going to bring this up right away.
00:03:45.760 Bring this up right away.
00:03:46.540 We're just like,
00:03:47.140 creeping the comments.
00:03:48.740 Like, people think they're having
00:03:49.380 a private conversation with me
00:03:50.680 on the Instagram,
00:03:51.540 and then Tom just comes in on the phone. 1.00
00:03:52.900 Surprise, motherfucker. 1.00
00:03:53.880 You're not. 1.00
00:03:54.140 Surprise.
00:03:54.540 If you're talking to NDS or Straight Bible on the channel, you're talking to either me and David or me and Matt.
00:04:00.680 Top is watching everything.
00:04:02.100 I watch.
00:04:02.960 I'm just letting everybody know.
00:04:04.080 Come a little bit closer to Top.
00:04:06.120 If you think you're private messaging me, just know you're not.
00:04:08.380 You can do it more than that.
00:04:09.280 Even when you text his personal phone number, no.
00:04:12.380 It's actually Top.
00:04:13.480 He's watching everything.
00:04:14.560 The guy's like, he's like, man, yeah, successful weekend.
00:04:17.420 Saw that.
00:04:18.200 You know, a lot of money from, what's his name?
00:04:21.080 Them what?
00:04:21.920 I made a lot of money from what?
00:04:22.800 Them what did he say?
00:04:23.480 From that guy.
00:04:24.120 What's our funder's name?
00:04:25.240 I forget his name
00:04:25.760 General Flynn
00:04:27.420 Shout out to General Flynn
00:04:28.340 General Flynn
00:04:29.240 Absolutely
00:04:29.640 And he goes
00:04:30.360 Yeah man
00:04:31.120 Now that you guys are like
00:04:32.280 Doing your thing
00:04:33.060 Like you know
00:04:34.180 Forget about God
00:04:35.120 Like I see how it's moving
00:04:36.280 And I'm just like 0.99
00:04:37.060 Who the fuck 0.99
00:04:39.040 Like number one 1.00
00:04:40.020 Who are you?
00:04:40.680 That's so crazy
00:04:41.480 Who said that?
00:04:41.980 Yeah like that was the gist of it
00:04:43.440 Like it was like
00:04:44.000 It was like yeah
00:04:44.560 You guys were real focused on God
00:04:45.820 But now that like
00:04:46.580 You've done your thing
00:04:47.380 And you're like celebrities
00:04:48.240 Like that's that now
00:04:49.780 Dude now you're gonna drop that right?
00:04:51.140 I was like yeah
00:04:51.540 This is my first
00:04:52.160 This is my first successful event
00:04:53.620 Mason called in sick, so I was on shift
00:04:55.980 all day today, dude.
00:04:57.000 I just pull up to Graham, and like, this
00:04:59.880 whole exchange has already happened between this dude and Tom.
00:05:01.520 Oh, you wouldn't be on Instagram if you're not on shift, huh?
00:05:04.080 It's just some random dude. No, no, I'm on it either way.
00:05:05.980 It's just a random dude. Yeah, it's a random listener.
00:05:08.020 Or do you, it's a listener in air quotes
00:05:10.080 because he's clearly not listening. He's definitely an NDS fan.
00:05:12.020 He didn't just find, nobody just found
00:05:14.180 Straight Bible. Like, they found Straight Bible
00:05:15.860 through NDS, dude. He doesn't understand how S-E-O
00:05:18.360 works. When you asked him to plug Straight Bible,
00:05:20.160 he said straightbible.com.
00:05:22.060 That just sounds like what people say, dude.
00:05:24.420 That's not a website. It could be.
00:05:26.280 We could buy it, but right now, no.
00:05:27.900 We should buy it.
00:05:28.980 We should have bought it by now.
00:05:31.700 You know why that upsets me, though?
00:05:33.320 It does bug me a little bit because
00:05:35.060 for those of you who were at this event
00:05:38.140 and who watched it on livestream,
00:05:40.440 we've had such a development
00:05:41.940 in this show's trajectory
00:05:43.840 that God has clearly been involved with.
00:05:46.840 You have this moment
00:05:47.920 when you realize that that's what's happening.
00:05:49.660 God put us in the coffee shop.
00:05:50.960 It wasn't you, it wasn't Top, it wasn't me
00:05:53.340 It was very clear that God had his hand on this thing
00:05:55.960 What? Hold on
00:05:57.200 It's $3,000 to buy
00:05:59.680 It's $30
00:06:00.100 It says $3,010
00:06:02.640 $3,010 to buy
00:06:06.080 Straight Bible Exploiting this now
00:06:07.160 Somebody really screwed you over 1.00
00:06:08.780 After you said that shit on the stage 1.00
00:06:11.400 Somebody brought it 1.00
00:06:12.180 Somebody brought it?
00:06:14.400 They brought it where?
00:06:15.640 It says it was bought yesterday
00:06:17.040 What about straightbiblefl.com
00:06:20.020 He brought 8-8.
00:06:20.840 Look, right here.
00:06:21.480 No way. 0.99
00:06:22.880 No fucking way. 1.00
00:06:24.440 No fucking way. 1.00
00:06:25.340 It happens, man. 1.00
00:06:26.280 Does that really say what's bought?
00:06:27.500 Well, Top should have bought it by now.
00:06:28.260 He's procrastinating.
00:06:28.620 He literally got bought yesterday.
00:06:30.060 He procrastinates a lot, man.
00:06:31.200 Well, you're going to get an email soon.
00:06:33.000 That's crazy.
00:06:34.160 Hello, good son.
00:06:35.200 Would you like to buy something in the Bible?
00:06:36.820 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:06:37.360 You're about to get Indian scammed. 1.00
00:06:39.040 But anyway, going back to what I was saying. 1.00
00:06:40.760 So the reason it bums me out is because, you know, obviously we're trying to draw closer
00:06:44.760 to God in the trajectory of the show.
00:06:46.300 Obviously.
00:06:47.000 And this event, because of that, I made this conscious decision.
00:06:50.700 Like, I wanted this to glorify the Lord in some way, shape, or form in comparison to last year especially.
00:06:55.240 And I feel like we set out to do that the VIP day especially.
00:07:00.860 Matt, look at me.
00:07:01.800 Look at me.
00:07:02.300 I'm talking to you too, okay?
00:07:03.340 I'm looking at you through the camera.
00:07:04.260 No, don't look at me through the camera.
00:07:05.620 Look at me.
00:07:05.960 You're looking at the chat.
00:07:06.760 I know what you're doing.
00:07:07.700 I'd just like to take a moment and say that Matt, like, stopped me at the beginning of the scene.
00:07:11.500 He's like, hey, man, don't look at the chat.
00:07:13.020 You'll get to see that.
00:07:14.100 I'm seeing how you look
00:07:16.140 through this. You can see how I look
00:07:18.020 through the things that are fixed in the front of your skull
00:07:20.000 that are your eyeballs, alright? Look at me
00:07:21.900 and listen to what I'm saying. The VIP
00:07:23.920 day... He's so mad right now. It's insane.
00:07:25.960 I'm talking directly to him like I'm crossed over and he's 1.00
00:07:27.940 fucking doing this. So, 0.99
00:07:29.880 the VIP day... I can't make eye contact with you or I'll get a
00:07:31.960 laugh attack. Dude, last time we had Zach, we had a
00:07:33.900 laugh attack. Just be a reasonable human about him.
00:07:35.920 Just be a normal dude about him. I know, but sometimes when we
00:07:37.840 make eye contact, the audience doesn't
00:07:39.880 like when we fight. Hey, chat, hey, chat. Nancy
00:07:41.660 will read the super chats if there are any and
00:07:43.820 do like the overhead camera shot, let us know.
00:07:46.120 You were trying to make eye contact, but we were
00:07:48.140 on that round table. No, I am trying to tell
00:07:50.200 a story, and I would love to finish 1.00
00:07:52.180 it, you son of a bitch. I'm sorry. 1.00
00:07:54.340 So, the VIP
00:07:56.020 day was really cool. You would think
00:07:58.040 he had talked enough, right? 0.99
00:07:59.740 Now it's a fucking bit. 0.98
00:08:01.560 Now it's a bit. I understand what's happening. 0.98
00:08:03.840 It was like eight straight hours of him talking
00:08:05.800 nonstop. Dude, it was a lot.
00:08:07.780 I was like, when is he going to gas out?
00:08:09.660 And he just never did until they called him
00:08:11.660 off the stage. And then he yelled
00:08:13.800 Oh, that the lady just jumped.
00:08:15.180 He still had the energy.
00:08:16.500 All right, well, go ahead.
00:08:17.080 I'm sure this is part of your story. 0.99
00:08:18.100 I don't even want to tell the fucking story anymore. 0.99
00:08:19.480 But there was a lot of... 1.00
00:08:20.200 I did trauma dump on that bitch. 1.00
00:08:21.720 You did. 1.00
00:08:22.080 I went hard.
00:08:22.840 Like, my wife was...
00:08:23.820 Can you tell a little bit about that story at least?
00:08:25.820 My wife? 0.99
00:08:26.300 So, I'm going to fucking try. 0.99
00:08:28.080 Can I? 0.97
00:08:28.540 Hey.
00:08:28.880 Can I?
00:08:29.420 Hey.
00:08:29.760 May I?
00:08:30.340 There's a pastor at the table.
00:08:31.460 Okay, that's right.
00:08:32.160 Pastor Zach, I'm very sorry for that.
00:08:33.600 Pastor Spurgeon.
00:08:34.180 I think he talked about it.
00:08:34.980 He's like, I don't want to do it anymore.
00:08:35.620 Pastor Spurgeon.
00:08:36.460 No, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:08:37.140 No, I'm still going to pass you.
00:08:38.720 No, no, no, but the word, the preceding word, yeah, yeah.
00:08:42.040 So for those of you who watched the live stream
00:08:44.600 and for those of you who were there in person,
00:08:47.080 you might have noticed that the last performance was a little bit like
00:08:49.380 I got off stage randomly. 0.99
00:08:51.360 They call it retarded.
00:08:52.180 That means when you hold something back or shorten it. 1.00
00:08:54.780 It was retarded. 1.00
00:08:55.760 Yeah. 1.00
00:08:56.620 No correlation with the guy in the audience.
00:08:58.160 We can talk about that too.
00:08:58.980 I thought we were cooking a little bit too.
00:09:00.240 We started to get into it with hips.
00:09:02.120 They were flowing real nice.
00:09:03.420 Those guys are funny.
00:09:04.460 They're good, man.
00:09:04.920 They were doing a good job, man.
00:09:06.020 Shout out to the guys from Hidden in Plain Sight.
00:09:07.640 I'm glad we brought them on.
00:09:08.660 They were very funny.
00:09:09.560 I like hips.
00:09:10.380 It's a great name, especially when you see Perry standing because he does have these 0.95
00:09:13.720 hips to him.
00:09:14.440 Perry is the real tall one, right?
00:09:15.880 With the body that's all shaped crazy.
00:09:17.820 The body dysmorphia.
00:09:18.900 No, he's got all the right opinions of his own body.
00:09:21.920 So I get up in the middle of that performance and I get off stage pretty rapidly, which
00:09:26.100 looks confusing.
00:09:26.880 But people were, you know, I could have not been there.
00:09:29.380 And those guys were going to hit it off and crush anyway.
00:09:32.740 So the reason I get off is because I got a text message from my wife. 0.54
00:09:35.760 it's my wife and it says my wife emergency come off stage now oh yeah that was bad she would not 0.97
00:09:43.080 she would never say that unless it was fucking a real emergency like for example they were kicking 0.92
00:09:48.780 us out of the venue so i get off stage and my wife tells me that that doesn't apply does it 1.00
00:09:55.340 it kind of applies yeah my wife tells me that this lady who's running the venue has been blowing up 0.76
00:10:01.000 your phone calling you and texting you over and over again you never answer texts and stuff he
00:10:06.260 doesn't that's his fault ever well number one i'm on stage for how many hours we're just going and
00:10:11.440 going and going like there's no way that i'm going to be able to but still i'm i'm sympathetic to it
00:10:15.960 so i pull my phone out i go oh my god have i really no not a single text message not a single 0.61
00:10:21.700 phone call so already i'm going what the fuck are we talking about i go to the back and i call her 0.60
00:10:27.500 because i have her text message correspondent or whatever she said around like uh five or six p.m 0.87
00:10:32.820 she said hey the guy that was on staff he left i'm your new correspondent let me know if you need
00:10:38.220 anything that was the only message i got for her i call her up and i go i'm a big fan of this
00:10:42.740 conspiracy but i'm gonna steal man go ahead okay so so i call her up and i go uh hey um i heard
00:10:49.600 you're trying to get in touch with me is everything all right and she goes i don't know you tell me
00:10:55.160 And immediately I go, we should have her on the show, dude. 1.00
00:10:59.320 She sounds like she'd be great on the show. 1.00
00:11:01.100 She looks like a fucking Virginia Slim disguised as a woman. 1.00
00:11:04.200 She kind of does. 1.00
00:11:05.100 Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:11:05.900 She kind of did.
00:11:06.540 So I'm going, what's the problem here?
00:11:09.720 And she goes, you had the venue from this time to this time, and it's late,
00:11:14.300 and you need to get off stage and get out of there 0.52
00:11:17.160 because I've got a cleanup crew waiting to get in there.
00:11:20.760 and I go, the first thing I'm thinking of
00:11:23.100 is I was explicitly told
00:11:25.180 if I need... We're cleaning up, right?
00:11:27.300 Well, we're cleaning up, but if I
00:11:29.160 need more time at the beginning to set up
00:11:31.280 and the end to tear down, they'll simply
00:11:33.240 bill us. I ask that because, of course
00:11:35.200 I would. I have no idea how long
00:11:37.240 it's going to take to clean all this up, and I have no idea
00:11:39.140 how long it's going to take to put it together.
00:11:41.180 Shout out to everybody who came, dude. 0.96
00:11:43.440 Holy crap. I cannot believe how quick 0.96
00:11:45.360 that got cleaned up. Yeah, dude.
00:11:47.100 Thank you to all the dangerous retards who 1.00
00:11:49.120 helped us uh the vip night too yeah i mean the vip night was insane it actually like choked me up 1.00
00:11:54.700 yeah can you pay us five thousand dollars for tickets and clean everything people are like yes
00:11:59.100 we should have charged them more they probably wouldn't have helped us but we definitely what
00:12:02.540 was clear is we could have got more from them shout out victoria willis um oh my god all of the
00:12:07.060 all the curtains that we had for the she folded them perfect put them in the bin and i have now
00:12:13.200 i now have them stored neatly it's beautiful in storage it's like in a box and i was like
00:12:18.140 I really can't express how, you know, because it was so exhausting to set it all up.
00:12:25.380 What a great group of human beings.
00:12:26.720 You would never guess that from the chat.
00:12:28.420 I would never guess that.
00:12:29.220 You would never guess it from their name.
00:12:30.620 You just kept saying, like, you didn't know what to expect.
00:12:33.060 You didn't know, like, everybody.
00:12:33.800 Oh, he was scared.
00:12:34.540 Yeah, Matt was very scared.
00:12:35.280 No, because other fans reached out and said, I'm a little worried about other NDS fans.
00:12:39.020 And I was like, me too.
00:12:39.980 No, dude.
00:12:41.040 No, dude.
00:12:41.740 And then come to find out, it's like the greatest people on earth.
00:12:44.060 They just have the wittiest, like, inappropriate one-liners in the chat, which is awesome. 1.00
00:12:47.940 dangerous retards is like you think a bunch of stuff 1.00
00:12:50.260 it's like no they're actually salt of the earth 1.00
00:12:52.220 real ass people like that one thing 0.93
00:12:54.140 that I got a little offended by go ahead 1.00
00:12:55.740 oh shit um 0.99
00:12:57.560 Lucia in the chat 0.99
00:12:59.460 Lucia yeah she's in the chat
00:13:01.920 uh okay
00:13:02.820 he knows the chat better than I do
00:13:05.880 I know right bro had saw her through the
00:13:08.080 weekend you know like whatever
00:13:09.640 are you talking about Owly had no clue who she was 1.00
00:13:12.300 until she bought a thing 0.91
00:13:14.180 here on the Sunday morning
00:13:15.880 are you talking about Owly no
00:13:17.740 on the way getting kicked out.
00:13:20.900 There was a couple people like that.
00:13:22.420 Never said hi the whole time.
00:13:23.380 I would have never even known who she was.
00:13:25.240 Sure. 0.97
00:13:26.080 Yeah, Owl Lauren?
00:13:27.480 No clue. 1.00
00:13:28.100 Owly.
00:13:28.420 She had the ram's horn. 1.00
00:13:32.400 Yeah, the shofar.
00:13:33.760 And I was like, yo, the shofar.
00:13:34.660 I got a good picture with her, yeah. 0.99
00:13:35.720 Never said anything.
00:13:37.640 Yeah.
00:13:38.160 The Saturday night when we were walking out of the Brownwood location,
00:13:42.320 I was trying to sneak out the back door, and we were like,
00:13:44.740 nah, we better just walk through.
00:13:46.140 Sure, yeah, yeah.
00:13:46.540 You know, all these people, they know now that you're super rich.
00:13:49.700 And now they can see your wealth.
00:13:51.200 And now, like, on the way out, she's like, hey, I'm Owly Lauren.
00:13:55.540 I was like, what?
00:13:56.440 Like, if I didn't walk through her, we would have never even met.
00:13:58.720 That's what?
00:13:59.120 So, like, how many other people, like, didn't?
00:14:00.900 If you would have come to the after hours hang on the first night, you would have been out on the corner cracking a actual whip with Owly Lauren.
00:14:08.160 Couldn't do it that night.
00:14:09.060 Dude.
00:14:09.420 I was tired of that.
00:14:09.820 I got so many stories about that, too.
00:14:11.260 My new best friend.
00:14:11.900 My son was involved in this in a huge way.
00:14:13.620 We'll get into that.
00:14:14.200 But, um, so.
00:14:15.400 Oh, wait, I have a video. 0.98
00:14:16.540 It's fucking insane. 1.00
00:14:17.620 It's fucking insane. 1.00
00:14:18.700 You saw the video. 0.99
00:14:20.720 I'm on the phone with her, and I'm trying to explain to her,
00:14:23.680 like, look, I have this buffer.
00:14:24.740 You said you would just bill me.
00:14:25.940 I don't understand what the issue is.
00:14:27.180 And she's giving me more and more of an attitude.
00:14:28.980 And I remembered, like, hey, dude, there were two kitchens there.
00:14:33.440 Neither of them were functioning, you know, for people who showed up.
00:14:36.540 Was it an old lady with, like, a smoker's talk? 1.00
00:14:38.520 She looked like a cigarette disguised as an old woman. 1.00
00:14:41.480 There's nothing worse than, like, a nasty, old... 1.00
00:14:43.800 I wanted to grab her and swing her around. 0.98
00:14:45.500 Well, she was not nasty to me. 1.00
00:14:46.980 Lady, just being mean. 1.00
00:14:47.800 No, she wasn't nasty to you because I... 0.99
00:14:50.100 No, no, I mean, earlier in the day, I saw her.
00:14:52.920 Did you?
00:14:53.280 Because she wasn't even there.
00:14:54.300 It was the dude first.
00:14:55.380 She showed me how to turn the stage lights on. 0.91
00:14:57.160 Wait, I think I know which chick you're talking about. 0.58
00:14:59.280 She was out in her Jeep, I think, most of the time. 1.00
00:15:01.440 Well, white Jeep?
00:15:02.100 She went outside. 1.00
00:15:02.720 Gay white Jeep? 1.00
00:15:03.320 So check this out. 0.99
00:15:04.120 No, that was my gay white Jeep. 1.00
00:15:04.880 What else was a female type? 1.00
00:15:05.760 So check this out, though. 0.77
00:15:08.440 I lean into her, and I'm telling you, because she's telling me that we have to get off the stage now.
00:15:13.380 And I'm screaming at her. 1.00
00:15:14.160 I'm going, you made me fucking pay for a police officer to be here so that I could serve liquor. 0.98
00:15:18.760 That guy was not pumped to be here either. 0.99
00:15:20.380 But you did not give me functioning kitchens, which is insane.
00:15:23.500 In his defense.
00:15:23.980 Can we tell the story?
00:15:24.880 Well, we're going to get there.
00:15:25.980 Okay, okay.
00:15:26.420 We're going to get there.
00:15:27.000 We'll get there.
00:15:27.540 Let him cook.
00:15:28.000 Let him cook. 1.00
00:15:28.680 So I'm fucking screaming at her. 0.99
00:15:30.620 And all of a sudden, the reason I'm screaming is because she's giving me an attitude, 0.99
00:15:35.340 and she's telling me to get off stage now.
00:15:37.020 Now?
00:15:37.880 When I have Owen Benjamin on the stage, we've got Royce from Revenge of the Sis.
00:15:42.200 Top is on the stage.
00:15:43.080 the guys from Hidden in Plain Sight, and you're telling me to get out of the building now.
00:15:47.740 Very nasty.
00:15:48.520 Think about the amount of cleanup time.
00:15:50.280 Some would say based. 0.98
00:15:50.820 I was fucking like, I haven't screamed at anybody like that in years. 0.97
00:15:55.860 It's been so long. 0.99
00:15:57.020 And as soon as I started doing that, her attitude switched,
00:15:59.200 and I kind of just figured we'd get this all wrapped up.
00:16:01.440 I rolled off stage.
00:16:02.440 I'm on with Owen and the hips guys and Royce, and I'm looking over to my wife. 0.85
00:16:07.700 My wife?
00:16:07.960 My wife?
00:16:08.500 And making sure I'm like, where's David?
00:16:09.820 Where's David?
00:16:10.160 Is everything okay?
00:16:11.040 Because something was feeling bad.
00:16:13.080 When he walked off, and I just pop off real quick, I go, what's David doing?
00:16:17.300 And they go, David is yelling at this lady.
00:16:19.940 And I go, okay, run back on stage and just end the show.
00:16:23.960 Because I'm like, David doesn't, he's not going to yell at anybody.
00:16:26.600 I've never yelled at anybody.
00:16:27.940 I think you've ever seen me be nasty to anybody.
00:16:29.800 I've been sexually promiscuous with David for three years.
00:16:33.300 Three years. 0.66
00:16:34.200 He has not yelled at one person.
00:16:35.980 I've never seen this.
00:16:36.940 And the chat has got to understand that.
00:16:39.040 People that are listening understand it. 1.00
00:16:39.920 I sound like an asshole. 0.99
00:16:40.840 it's like dude the logistical nightmare that this woman was trying to force me into after serving me 1.00
00:16:47.180 up hot dog shit no fucking kitchens six bathrooms is what we had access to and when we showed up 0.99
00:16:52.860 four of them were out of order somebody blew up one of them by the way and clogged the toilet 1.00
00:16:56.360 uh shout out to ladies bathroom that was in the men's bathroom uh so you know with my own eyes
00:17:00.860 yeah i can never unsee it so i mean the whole thing was you're just in a high stress situation
00:17:07.260 already and they did sell sell us the places like too functioning and one of the one of the
00:17:12.280 kitchens was just a construction site both of the kitchens were both were but then everything got
00:17:16.680 moved to one yeah we had to condense all the equipment up construction and when i say can 0.83
00:17:21.100 condense the equipment i mean a jackhammer you know was in the fucking thing no don't do that 0.91
00:17:26.880 anymore stop looking at that all right he's looking at chad you put me over here with top 0.92
00:17:30.180 this is what it is unbelievable so so yeah very high stress now it doesn't make sense because i
00:17:36.200 communicated with this woman right and i'm i'm saying if i need to come in early can i do that
00:17:42.560 she says no problem if i need to stay late can i do that she says no problem right i'm gonna get 0.95
00:17:46.840 you just bill me for it it's all good so why this disconnect why so why is she so aggressive
00:17:51.820 it doesn't even make sense i'll tell you why there's two reasons before you do your reason
00:17:57.060 and i'll give mine no no how about this what was your part in this
00:17:59.940 what's your personal responsibility
00:18:04.260 none okay fine if you wanted to say what was my part this is what i think
00:18:09.160 there was a cop that we had to pay for that was on site yeah and you know he's just got to be 0.98
00:18:16.460 take your money filthy pig and i slapped him in the face now i by the way as soon as i saw him 0.98
00:18:22.840 i greeted him i said hey i'm one of the guys that's running the event if you need anything 1.00
00:18:26.300 We have sandwiches in the other room and drinks.
00:18:28.580 Help yourself.
00:18:29.620 Give me a shout.
00:18:30.380 My name's David.
00:18:30.960 Come and find me and whatever you need. 0.99
00:18:32.160 Oh, I didn't say shit to him. 0.98
00:18:33.160 I said even my wife went to him and was like, hey, we have sandwiches. 0.97
00:18:36.820 Do you want any sandwiches?
00:18:37.580 Like, we're trying to be cool.
00:18:38.500 Can you just remind everybody the name of the road that the event was on?
00:18:41.400 Okay, well, hold on a second.
00:18:42.740 First, you have to give the context of he's the only normie there.
00:18:47.360 The only normie there. 0.67
00:18:48.820 Fair point.
00:18:49.540 And I am now in this world where the only people.
00:18:52.640 He's out of place in Florida, though, right?
00:18:54.600 Yeah, he wasn't based enough to live in this state.
00:18:57.060 So I live such a biased life where I have the pleasure of only talking to people who get it these days.
00:19:04.380 Only people who get it.
00:19:05.840 So the audience gets it, and the people that I get to chop it up with on a daily basis understand conspiracies and Christianity and all these things.
00:19:13.080 We're all talking the same language.
00:19:14.580 So I may have slipped into a bias there.
00:19:16.580 We're on stage.
00:19:17.900 I may have made an oopsie.
00:19:19.820 May have made an oopsie.
00:19:20.920 I didn't think about this as being jarring.
00:19:23.180 It wasn't anything too crazy.
00:19:24.360 that got sad, was there?
00:19:26.600 We did have...
00:19:27.860 Everything was great up until
00:19:29.180 we went on the stage, until the NDS show.
00:19:32.200 Then it was like, yeah.
00:19:33.300 And that was almost immediately, that was the second performance.
00:19:35.660 Zach says something like, you know you're in the
00:19:37.800 wildest room in America right now.
00:19:40.260 So, I'm sitting in the back of the room.
00:19:42.740 This is a great point to tell this story.
00:19:44.220 I was hanging out with Bennett
00:19:45.620 from Broadcasting Seeds and Thomas,
00:19:48.360 Paranoid American. We have to talk about all the people
00:19:50.360 who showed up. The Pray for American crushes,
00:19:52.500 dude.
00:19:52.720 What did you say, the Prayed for American?
00:19:55.560 Yeah, that's his new name.
00:19:56.480 I mean, he switched it, I think, over the weekend.
00:19:59.140 He was like, why is everybody coming up to me and saying they're praying for me?
00:20:02.380 Thomas the Saved American.
00:20:03.820 I was like, it's not me.
00:20:04.820 And then right then, Laura Baker walks by and says, bro, it's me.
00:20:08.100 Bro, it's Laura Baker.
00:20:09.000 Put them together.
00:20:10.060 They talked for, like, I don't know, a long time.
00:20:12.200 I was like, bro, your name isn't the Paranoid American anymore.
00:20:15.060 It's the Prayed for American.
00:20:16.120 Dude, imagine he switches his name to Thomas the Saved American.
00:20:19.380 How much of a banger would that be?
00:20:20.800 Okay, so go on, Zach.
00:20:21.600 Well, with the Thomas thing, I actually had a decent, I don't know, quick exchange with him.
00:20:25.400 I wasn't bugging him too bad.
00:20:26.680 We talked a little bit.
00:20:27.860 But I told him, I was asking him, I said, what do you think about the whole Jesus thing or whatever?
00:20:32.140 So we had a good talk, but I'm staying there.
00:20:35.840 What do you think about, like, what does he think about the whole, because he's been a part of this thing since the beginning.
00:20:41.100 Oh, Thomas, yeah, literally since the beginning.
00:20:42.320 So he's seen it go, like, wild and then back to this.
00:20:45.800 Yeah, I mean, I don't want to, like, speak for him too much because I didn't get probably enough of a conversation.
00:20:50.440 I kind of said, like, hey, you should come on the show sometime.
00:20:52.860 I'd love to talk to you.
00:20:53.900 I've got lots of questions, you know.
00:20:55.720 And he's like, yeah, let's do it, you know.
00:20:57.180 But he's definitely interested.
00:20:59.940 Like, he's definitely, like, learning.
00:21:01.900 And, like, it was a good talk.
00:21:03.460 Oh, no, I don't care about him.
00:21:04.760 I don't care about his salvation.
00:21:06.300 What does he think about us?
00:21:07.880 About you guys?
00:21:08.700 Yeah, yeah, because, like, we kind of change.
00:21:10.360 Do we change?
00:21:11.220 Well, he would have had to express that to Zach.
00:21:13.780 I'm sure they didn't really get into it.
00:21:14.900 I think what the word was when you say, did we change, like the guy posted in the Instagram thing that you jumped at all, was grifters.
00:21:20.100 So Zach, finish this up.
00:21:23.120 You're talking about the cop, right?
00:21:24.620 Yeah, so I look at Thomas, I look at Bennett, and I said, okay, so the most interesting person in the room right now is the security guard.
00:21:32.160 Because, like, you know.
00:21:32.760 He's the actual police officer.
00:21:34.040 Yeah, that's right.
00:21:35.220 Put some respect on him.
00:21:36.200 Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:21:37.380 But, like, you got Owen Benjamin on stage.
00:21:39.780 You got Heather Lynn on stage.
00:21:41.300 You guys chilling.
00:21:42.480 Like, I mean, we got, like, a lot of fun people talking about some very crazy things.
00:21:46.540 Very crazy.
00:21:47.020 And I cannot take my eyes off of this dude because I'm like, what?
00:21:50.460 He looked uncomfortable.
00:21:51.400 I only glanced at him a few times.
00:21:53.440 He did look uncomfortable.
00:21:54.540 He did have that weird thing outside when he was smoking where, like, multiple cigarettes were stacked up, like the chain smoke thing.
00:22:00.600 And I was like, bro, is everything cool?
00:22:03.380 My father-in-law came when we were taking the stage with Owen and Heather.
00:22:08.140 And he came for, like, 20 minutes, and he was like, I think I'll leave.
00:22:10.980 Wow.
00:22:11.280 This is a little weird.
00:22:12.100 I was like, yeah.
00:22:13.040 It's weird.
00:22:13.460 Well, okay, so the context for that, being on stage with Heather Lynn and Owen, which, you know, as an aside, is a remarkable combination of minds, I would love to see them do more content together.
00:22:25.140 Heather Lynn, her ability to roll with the punches and lean into the comedy and then deliver, like, really in-depth gravy is crazy.
00:22:33.380 Well, there was a vibe of, like, Owen Benjamin would present some crazy thing, and she's like, yeah, so that's actually, and then she would, like, cite the stuff from history.
00:22:40.600 Here's some anthropological precedent for that.
00:22:42.960 yes dude so so um that's crazy we're talking about this idea that they ate charlie kirk right
00:22:49.400 that he was a ritualistic sacrifice and that maybe like constituents at tp usa or a security guard
00:22:54.660 or whatever were feasting on his flesh because that's what is commonly done throughout uh
00:22:59.300 allegedly allegedly well well it's not allegedly in a historical or anthropological sense right
00:23:06.740 and that's what heather lynn was backing up and then you know owen brings all the funny but also
00:23:11.680 he has this uncanny ability to kind of see a thing hone in on it and then it's later revealed as a
00:23:16.000 truth and so he is thinking this is one of those things that he sees which is supposed to be funny
00:23:22.040 until the security guards come out and say well like some of his blood got in my mouth and so
00:23:26.380 we're having this conversation it's informative it's funny but this cop is like writhing in the
00:23:32.100 back from what i've come to understand i i'll be honest i don't i don't know that he looked like he
00:23:36.760 was like mad or writhing from my perspective but like he definitely didn't look like he was enjoying
00:23:42.680 himself like it's the like just the blankest expression he was like he did have his hand
00:23:50.940 on his gun for most of the night what did you say to him well so my thing was like oh you actually
00:23:55.580 said something so i looked at uh bennett was like well just go ask him you know go ask him what he's
00:24:00.280 thinking and so i stand there for a minute you know working up the courage because i'm like am
00:24:04.740 i'm just gonna get shot is this guy gonna kneel on my neck yeah so i walk up to him and i'm like
00:24:10.100 hey you know i'll break i'll break the ice a little bit just be like you know jovial nice 0.61
00:24:14.340 like hey i said i said man i gotta know i said what what are you thinking right now what is
00:24:19.140 going through your mind and he just like plain as day looks at me no expression and he just says
00:24:23.700 i'm on security detail and i said okay i said but you are in like the weirdest room in america at
00:24:30.880 At this moment in time, I was like, there's got to be something.
00:24:34.120 Like, where are your thoughts?
00:24:35.260 Well, hold on a second.
00:24:36.560 A security detail is crazy. 0.95
00:24:38.100 You're there because I'm serving liquor, dog.
00:24:40.560 Wait, wait, but that's still just a crazy, he was like, I don't want to talk.
00:24:44.420 So what was the follow-up?
00:24:45.440 The follow-up was, I'm on a security detail.
00:24:48.760 He said it twice?
00:24:49.600 And I said, okay.
00:24:51.080 And then I walked back over.
00:24:52.880 Whoa, that was it?
00:24:54.120 There have been, like I told you, there have been articles written about this event.
00:24:57.960 Oh, my God.
00:24:58.420 Our event.
00:24:58.920 I did not know that.
00:25:00.060 Yeah, and in the article, I have it here.
00:25:02.840 What do you mean?
00:25:03.480 From last year?
00:25:04.380 Yeah.
00:25:05.020 Yeah.
00:25:05.400 Oh, I thought you were saying like coming up on this year.
00:25:08.840 No, those haven't come out yet, dude.
00:25:10.680 Yeah, we'll see.
00:25:11.500 Just wait.
00:25:12.700 Imagine.
00:25:13.700 Here we go.
00:25:14.220 The bro show will not go on as Leesburg learns a tricky lesson.
00:25:17.920 The bro show.
00:25:19.440 In event booking.
00:25:20.340 The bro show.
00:25:21.380 The bro show. 1.00
00:25:22.160 Yeah, that's fucking for fagg. 1.00
00:25:23.080 That's like Timothy Alvarino, Nephilim Dumb Squad. 1.00
00:25:27.200 You guys were so proud of him when you did that, though.
00:25:28.660 I think it was good.
00:25:29.220 He did a good job.
00:25:29.820 He's like, oh, he's learning.
00:25:31.240 Let's go.
00:25:32.180 Wow.
00:25:32.980 So, okay.
00:25:34.600 Now, I don't necessarily correlate these two things, getting kicked off the stage and being demanded to shut the event down with the content of the show.
00:25:43.820 But there is, like, a really remarkable thing that I could not have planned myself, and it was brought up to me by one of the listeners of the show.
00:25:49.860 I forget his name, but he's all the way from New Jersey.
00:25:51.580 Really solid dude.
00:25:53.220 Hell of a grip.
00:25:54.400 Strong-ass dude.
00:25:55.220 And we're sitting in the back, and we're chopping it up on the goodbye coffee day, right?
00:26:01.060 Goodbye coffee day.
00:26:01.540 We opened up the coffee shop from 9 to 11 Sunday morning just to say goodbye and thank you to the people who showed up.
00:26:06.900 And as we're talking back there, this guy, he goes, by the way, did you happen to notice the name of that road?
00:26:13.080 Oh, his name is Rob.
00:26:14.140 Thank you, Qui-Gon.
00:26:15.420 Qui-Gon was there, too.
00:26:16.180 So many people were there.
00:26:16.960 It was so awesome.
00:26:17.540 um but so rob goes uh did you notice that the name of the road is the charlie kirk memorial
00:26:26.300 highway yikes i'll be honest it was a bit my fault i'm the one who proposed the idea
00:26:31.180 of what we should talk about but not within the context of the charlie kirk memorial highway
00:26:35.820 didn't know didn't know didn't care god is very funny still don't care in my opinion that's a god
00:26:42.660 thing i think that's very funny because we could not have planned that and the idea that that's
00:26:47.900 you can't overlook the fact that we're talking about whether or not charlie kirk was eaten
00:26:52.240 in in you know a red state in a boomer community right tp usa has got a grip on the boomer community
00:26:58.480 in a big way and and we're talking about whether or not he was eaten ritualistically
00:27:03.020 on the street that's named after him i mean that's pretty remarkable and so i don't know man
00:27:09.740 i'm starting to wonder if we were you know pushed off that stage because we hit one too many buttons 0.67
00:27:16.020 okay here's what i think happened i think uh you were dealing with a fat lazy unmotivated cop
00:27:25.220 that was there to do overtime that's a little much i'm just telling you the truth i know how
00:27:30.540 city workers work this is what it looked like i know matt is texting i love the downward angle
00:27:35.180 because we could actually see his phone yeah i was looking i was looking through the article
00:27:38.640 Because last year's article, there was a point in it where somebody, he says to the people reporting that, I hope that other people, like other venues, heed my warning and not book this show.
00:27:50.760 Yeah, nobody would say that.
00:27:52.420 Well, that's specifically what happened.
00:27:54.000 Who said that? 0.72
00:27:55.220 The gay owner of the theater company that leases from the city, which owns the theater in Leesburg. 0.95
00:28:03.260 Yeah. 0.95
00:28:03.800 Okay.
00:28:04.400 The public theater.
00:28:06.260 That's what he said.
00:28:07.080 but uh what this appeared to me like was you they told you one thing you told one person
00:28:13.960 they didn't communicate it to them oh for sure because they're just community township workers
00:28:19.220 this lady came there and she's working till a certain time and then she's got to go home and
00:28:23.200 make you know spaghettios for her five kids right could be just that simple 100 i think that that's 0.98
00:28:28.620 what happened sure and that's why she got nasty with you this is how i don't think city workers 0.98
00:28:33.020 give a shit what we say. They're in the back 1.00
00:28:35.140 they can't even hear it. They're just like just
00:28:36.680 running out the clock. The cop
00:28:38.720 is definitely
00:28:40.220 100% a normie. I've met
00:28:42.820 a bunch of cops in Florida
00:28:44.700 they're a very unique type
00:28:46.720 they're a very specific type. In what
00:28:49.080 way? Yeah you are. Okay so cops
00:28:50.860 in New York I think
00:28:52.960 almost all of them for the most part 0.99
00:28:54.900 see that it's bullshit because of how 1.00
00:28:57.060 egregious New York is and how bad 1.00
00:28:59.160 it is. They're like yeah but
00:29:00.840 I had one guy
00:29:01.780 told me
00:29:02.080 but I can put
00:29:02.760 backsplash in my
00:29:03.560 kitchen doing the
00:29:04.340 job
00:29:04.580 and I was like
00:29:05.500 I get it
00:29:06.020 money
00:29:06.620 jeez
00:29:07.280 your life goals
00:29:08.100 yeah dude
00:29:08.780 I'll kneel on 1.00
00:29:09.240 that guy's neck 1.00
00:29:09.760 I'll shut down 1.00
00:29:10.200 that barbershop
00:29:10.760 during COVID 1.00
00:29:11.280 who gives a shit 0.99
00:29:12.060 I'm gonna get 0.99
00:29:12.960 a little bit of
00:29:13.440 overtime
00:29:13.880 it's just about
00:29:14.660 the money that I
00:29:15.260 make
00:29:15.440 I don't care
00:29:15.980 yes sir
00:29:16.700 follow orders
00:29:17.400 the cops in
00:29:18.460 Florida
00:29:18.840 some of them 1.00
00:29:19.880 believe this shit 1.00
00:29:20.960 they're like 1.00
00:29:22.340 real America
00:29:23.460 okay alright 0.92
00:29:24.160 and believe it
00:29:25.000 that puts you
00:29:25.880 into this very
00:29:26.600 blue-pilled
00:29:27.460 state of mind
00:29:28.240 they think that
00:29:28.780 they're red-pilled
00:29:29.300 if you gotta
00:29:29.980 a nine line shirt
00:29:31.940 oh yeah yeah yeah
00:29:33.540 I don't know the nine line
00:29:35.240 nine line is like
00:29:36.320 I was in the army
00:29:39.180 but I never was really in the army 0.99
00:29:41.300 that kind of shit 0.99
00:29:42.260 and some of their designs are dope 1.00
00:29:45.440 but there's a mindset
00:29:47.700 that goes with that
00:29:48.500 and this cop his mindset is like
00:29:50.700 there's no way that I'm being lied to by
00:29:53.400 not Trump
00:29:54.600 not by TPUSA
00:29:56.020 he can't even really
00:29:58.760 dissect or differentiate probably has no idea
00:30:01.220 really what the podcast realm is about 0.99
00:30:03.260 so he's hearing a lot of this shit and he's going 0.99
00:30:05.340 whatever like he's hearing 1.00
00:30:07.120 Christianity but he's also hearing the
00:30:09.040 conspiracy with it and he's probably just shut
00:30:11.200 off right right right right
00:30:12.980 like I think he's just like 1.00
00:30:15.060 whatever whatever these guys fuck these guys 1.00
00:30:17.200 I'm just here for money straight for money 1.00
00:30:18.780 the other lady just wants to go home 1.00
00:30:20.760 miscommunication between you and the other lady 1.00
00:30:23.020 she's doing a job where 1.00
00:30:25.140 she does not care like 1.00
00:30:27.060 That's city work. 1.00
00:30:28.620 Nobody cares. 1.00
00:30:29.720 And there's a cleaning crew.
00:30:31.340 There was no cleaning crew.
00:30:33.080 Well, let's just say there was.
00:30:34.780 There's a saying in construction.
00:30:36.320 It's like, who's yelling the loudest, right?
00:30:38.980 So say there was a cleaning crew.
00:30:40.400 It's like, no, we got to get in there to get this done. 0.88
00:30:42.620 It's like, okay, either the person who's paying to be here is going to get screwed or the cleaning crew is going to get screwed. 0.85
00:30:47.660 And you kind of have to even do that in finger quotes because neither one's really getting screwed. 0.78
00:30:50.640 The so-called cleaning crew.
00:30:51.580 The so-called cleaning crew can wait an hour.
00:30:54.240 Oh, we were scheduled at 7.
00:30:55.800 Okay, well, you can start at 8.
00:30:57.260 You know what I mean?
00:30:57.900 You can have those conversations. 1.00
00:30:59.360 But then that messes up their whole shit. 0.99
00:31:01.180 And we'll bill the other guys for it. 0.99
00:31:03.480 Here's the thing.
00:31:04.340 You could have told her, we're going eight.
00:31:07.180 And she would have been pissed off.
00:31:09.120 But it's really up to her supervisor.
00:31:11.300 Now he's got to go and approve the overtime.
00:31:13.600 And she probably just wants to go home.
00:31:15.540 Right, right, right. 1.00
00:31:15.880 She's probably already on overtime.
00:31:18.160 I think she also probably didn't account for like, when you see what we're doing,
00:31:22.680 and you think we're going overtime, you're imagining this is going to take. 1.00
00:31:25.340 She didn't count on an army of retarded people tearing down that venue and packing it up in, like, what was that? 1.00
00:31:31.480 15 minutes. 1.00
00:31:32.140 It was crazy, dude.
00:31:33.680 It was incredible.
00:31:34.260 So, yeah, I mean, you're probably right on that.
00:31:36.640 I like the sexier angle.
00:31:37.980 I like your angle so that way we can never go back there.
00:31:40.660 Because it's way more fun.
00:31:42.220 It is way more fun.
00:31:42.780 His angle's probably right.
00:31:44.280 We have six months to get this figured out, dude.
00:31:46.880 So, I mean, the next one's in six months.
00:31:48.800 Zach's already decided if you guys want to do it again.
00:31:52.000 Oh, this is on me.
00:31:53.240 Got it.
00:31:53.980 Yeah, Zach, tell them about the place you saw, right?
00:31:55.760 It was in a grave.
00:31:56.420 Okay, it's kind of sick.
00:31:57.580 You saw a place?
00:31:58.020 Yeah, have you been to this theater that Top has talked about?
00:32:01.420 What was the theater called?
00:32:02.540 The movie theater, the playhouse.
00:32:04.080 Oh, you showed him the playhouse.
00:32:05.500 We went to see Spider-Man.
00:32:07.160 Hell yeah, dude, that was great.
00:32:08.020 Yeah, it was very fun.
00:32:09.160 We went to go see Spider-Man again.
00:32:10.340 We did.
00:32:10.540 You were invited.
00:32:11.380 Dude, I was so tired.
00:32:12.980 Yeah, I could care less.
00:32:13.820 It wasn't that I could care less.
00:32:14.980 He's not, like, away from work.
00:32:16.040 We shared a Coke show.
00:32:17.000 He's just not.
00:32:18.100 With two straws or one straws.
00:32:19.680 Okay, all right, it's a little bit different.
00:32:21.020 Did you guys sip from him at the same time?
00:32:22.420 I blew some bubbles in there.
00:32:24.300 Yeah, the Raven is the type of friend where you're like,
00:32:25.980 hey, I got something super heavy I got to talk to you about, man.
00:32:28.580 It's really out of my heart.
00:32:29.300 He's like, hey, save it for the show.
00:32:30.340 Save it for the show.
00:32:30.780 That's absolutely not true.
00:32:32.540 How can we make money off of yourself?
00:32:34.300 That's not true.
00:32:35.040 You know what?
00:32:35.520 My thing was, and it's just going to be a brief thing,
00:32:37.820 and you can tell the story, but I was unbelievably tired those things.
00:32:42.480 The next 24 hours was crazy, dude.
00:32:45.320 You talked that much?
00:32:46.420 I mean, you're going to get tired.
00:32:48.000 I had a little bit of an undertaking that I decided because last year's Conspiracy Roundtable, the guys were kind of drowning a little bit because it's not their show, and they're unsure how to steer it, and they want to be – and not everybody is, like, a stage person.
00:33:01.060 I'm not a stage person either, but at least it's my event, so I have a vested interest in keeping these things going and keeping them entertaining.
00:33:06.840 So last year it kind of fell flat a little bit, and some of the guys were, you know, treading water and drowning a little bit. 0.95
00:33:12.000 So I said, I'm going to steer every fucking performance that I could. 0.93
00:33:16.220 33 feet in Spider-Man, right? 0.99
00:33:17.900 Oh, yeah.
00:33:18.160 It happened. 1.00
00:33:18.700 I was like, you see that shit? 1.00
00:33:19.660 Yeah, they can't stop. 1.00
00:33:20.940 But I decided that I was going to steer every performance at Brogrove,
00:33:24.300 and that actually was very difficult.
00:33:27.360 Yeah.
00:33:27.820 Like, it turns out that's very exhausting to keep getting on stage
00:33:32.540 and to keep steering these conversations and trying to stay sharp,
00:33:35.140 trying to stay funny, and trying to stay interesting.
00:33:37.320 That's all very hard.
00:33:38.820 So I was very tired, and it took a lot of time to recover from it.
00:33:42.060 So I did not go to Spider-Man.
00:33:43.360 The other piece that plays into that, too,
00:33:44.840 Like me and Topper talking about this with like the roundtable discussions.
00:33:47.920 You're bringing all these dudes from all these different corners of conspiracy land who all have their niche that they want to steer towards.
00:33:55.260 And I'm not saying everybody was like – nobody was like trying to like hijack it or steer it in a different direction.
00:33:59.800 But it's just naturally going to happen because like, oh, all my thoughts are going to be over here about the divine feminine.
00:34:05.700 Well, mine are all going to be over here about Satan's little season. 0.91
00:34:07.940 Mine are going to be flat earth.
00:34:09.040 Mine are going to be dispensationalism.
00:34:10.720 Yeah.
00:34:10.980 And so, like, you have to moderate that and, like, always bring it back. 0.98
00:34:14.900 And really what that means is me going, like, I don't give a fuck what you want to talk about. 0.95
00:34:19.000 We're going to talk about whatever I say you're going to talk about, which is, like, you know, it's hard because we did a little bit of, like, passing the ball. 0.98
00:34:25.760 We talked about some flat earth stuff.
00:34:26.980 We talked about this and that.
00:34:27.820 But, like, man, I'll tell you what.
00:34:29.640 And I've heard a couple of people say this, that their favorite – I even saw it.
00:34:33.320 I saw it again in the chat. 0.82
00:34:34.460 their favorite conversation was the austin picard intervention which was super fucking hard it was
00:34:41.820 super hard because austin is a is a long-winded dude he's tremendous i mean if he if he wasn't
00:34:48.000 tremendous we would never keep inviting him on the show got a lot of wins he's got a lot of
00:34:52.200 interesting ideas and he articulates them in a really remarkable way but i've got to take this
00:34:56.340 guy who is a long-form content creator and put him in a stage scenario where he's got to spit out
00:35:02.540 and that it's just not going that way and all of a sudden something hits me that's very real it's
00:35:08.680 very real for those people that were watching when he started talking about in typical austin fashion
00:35:14.220 the darkness of the abyss that he's looking at like something smacked me and it was like yo like
00:35:19.640 it basically became an intervention i tried to pass the ball to you at one point because we were
00:35:24.460 doing like this idea of like a heavy spirit and what is what is scripture say about it but that
00:35:29.220 whole that whole round table turned into a therapy session and it wasn't just for austin uh you know
00:35:37.480 it was for anybody who's looking into these topics in the chat the funny thing about this is like
00:35:41.540 you're talking about hold on hold on austin's there he says my bad raven uh no not your bad
00:35:47.240 not your bad at all no great yeah dude i was super pumped to have austin there like i said
00:35:52.220 i'm asking a dude who does long-form thoughtful content to do something different and even as i'm
00:35:57.480 trying to figure out how i'm going to navigate this like something reveals itself and we have
00:36:01.580 this really deep and meaningful and a lot of people have expressed to me that was actually
00:36:04.840 their favorite their favorite segment this deep and meaningful conversation about you know in my
00:36:10.320 opinion and i'm going to say it here on the show austin i said it on stage and i i know you're 0.99
00:36:14.320 listening it's like you need to spin that lens around that you use to analyze all this shit and 0.90
00:36:20.200 you need to start looking at the lord dude you need to start looking at the lord because you've 0.53
00:36:23.320 into the darkness enough and uh and i i always am a fan of seeing people same thing with thomas
00:36:27.880 paranoid american when you have that analytical mind and you can research the way that you do and
00:36:31.940 you can sleuth the way that you do do that to god like i want to see that i want to see austin all
00:36:37.540 of a sudden going through scripture and and applying it to what he already knows for me like
00:36:42.060 how bad the world is when i was seven you know we used to go to catholic church and so they talk
00:36:46.300 about catholic church so-called so i was like mom what's abortion she's like it's when they kill a
00:36:50.520 baby in the womb you know i was like wait what you know imagine like me even the way i am now
00:36:55.020 but like seven and i'm just not i'm like hammer i'm like hey well what are you talking about like
00:36:59.180 why would you why would anybody kill a baby like what are you talking about like from that day on
00:37:02.900 i just put in my back pocket like yeah the world's evil yeah and i never really needed to go any
00:37:07.280 further than that i was just like dude whatever's happening on this planet like i'm not a part of
00:37:11.820 that but you can't so like as long as you know that and pursue the lord you're good dude but if
00:37:16.640 you keep going down the rabbit hole of like how evil it just gets it seems like it's just a
00:37:21.200 bottomless pit it's rough man so this is interesting that we ended up here because this has been like
00:37:25.940 everything i've been thinking about in my life recently um like i i think there's this there's
00:37:31.360 kind of two sides this whole conversation gets pulled where it's like hey all eyes on god and
00:37:36.980 that means don't look at any of the crazy stuff in the world oh top calls that me bury my head
00:37:41.720 in the sand well and it might be yeah but i still agree but like then there's the flip side where
00:37:46.600 it's like all the way down the rabbit hole really way more interested in the darkness really way
00:37:52.160 more interested in the crazy stuff going on that it pulls me away from god and so it's like there's
00:37:57.100 i believe biblically dude the the purpose of humanity is to wrestle with darkness and expose
00:38:03.300 it yeah like that whole like sub subdue language that whole wrestling language but you can't wrestle
00:38:09.040 darkness if you haven't first been wrestled with by god continually forever that's good and then if
00:38:14.680 you're not walking out in the armor of the spirit and it's like if you're not in that you can't do
00:38:19.780 that that's good but like i guess my thing is we gotta land in that middle spot because there are
00:38:25.740 christians that have been in the church their whole lives that go well i'm just gonna go do
00:38:30.080 god stuff and i'm not even gonna look at this and it's like right you're the one that has to go do
00:38:34.040 something about this. And then
00:38:36.080 on the flip side, the guys actually
00:38:38.100 dealing with it, so many of them are not
00:38:40.040 foundationally grounded in God, where it's like
00:38:42.120 this is going to eat you alive, dude.
00:38:43.940 And so there's a middle ground that has
00:38:46.160 to be struck. Come on, somebody.
00:38:47.340 And I think there's an element of like, I wasn't doing
00:38:49.480 any deep dives on how evil the world was,
00:38:51.600 but because I was really close to God, as soon
00:38:53.580 as coronavirus happened, I was like, something's
00:38:55.440 not right here. I read your book.
00:38:57.580 I read your book, you faggot. And the first 1.00
00:38:59.280 chapter is exactly what he said. What, he loved
00:39:01.300 coronavirus? He loved it. What are you talking
00:39:03.380 I didn't write a book since coronavirus.
00:39:05.640 I don't even know what you're talking about.
00:39:06.580 What is it called?
00:39:08.700 On the Spectrum.
00:39:10.180 In the first or second chapter,
00:39:13.440 you're talking about
00:39:14.100 when you notice how dark everything is,
00:39:17.860 that's when you're like,
00:39:18.560 I'm going to go hard for the kingdom of God.
00:39:20.480 I just want people to go hard.
00:39:22.060 That was way before coronavirus did.
00:39:24.600 Was it 2013?
00:39:26.040 I don't know, but not to expose my boomerness
00:39:28.540 any more than I already have.
00:39:29.780 It's a good book, Matt.
00:39:32.460 That's not really.
00:39:33.360 It's a pretty good book.
00:39:34.100 Guys, don't use in the chat if you want to see Matt's book.
00:39:36.200 It reads like a straight Bible episode. 0.97
00:39:38.520 Yeah, I believe that.
00:39:39.020 That was 2013, dude.
00:39:40.540 It was literally 2013.
00:39:41.840 So what?
00:39:42.280 You wrote it for a reason, though, man.
00:39:43.700 Yeah, so that I would have a guidepost.
00:39:45.920 I was like, dude, I better have a record of this.
00:39:47.600 What was the name of the book?
00:39:48.540 About the Book of Life.
00:39:49.360 About the Book of Life.
00:39:49.960 Here's the thing.
00:39:51.500 I know I totally sound like a boomer to say this.
00:39:53.240 You're like, yeah, we got all these people.
00:39:54.380 It's not even a plug.
00:39:55.220 You can't buy it anywhere.
00:39:55.920 To get all these people together and to try to get them to all be in unison.
00:40:01.180 Stop reading the chat.
00:40:01.840 I'm, like, literally making eye contact with you, and you're looking past, you're looking beyond me.
00:40:05.340 You need darker glasses.
00:40:06.420 I'm sorry, you're right.
00:40:07.580 So we're trying to get all these people to be in unison and have this conversation together,
00:40:12.640 and I know this is a totally boomer concept.
00:40:14.860 What are you talking about, on stage?
00:40:16.000 Yeah.
00:40:16.300 Yeah.
00:40:16.880 Are you there?
00:40:18.440 Okay, okay.
00:40:19.880 So I know this is a total boomer thing, but the way that you could do that is to, like, plan ahead,
00:40:24.380 like to maybe plan it out ahead of time.
00:40:26.220 Now, I know there's an element of, like, no, we had to figure this out with 10 seconds right before they go on stage,
00:40:29.920 and I love that.
00:40:30.600 I think that's awesome.
00:40:31.840 But that definitely adds this element of, like, uh-oh, this could go crazy because this guy's Flat Earth, this guy's Aliens.
00:40:39.280 I actually thought those conversations, so Ben is the Menace doing the Flat Earth guys from the Phone Booth podcast.
00:40:48.660 That was actually one of my favorite roundtables.
00:40:50.940 I thought that actually crushed.
00:40:52.420 I think that's when you lost the cop.
00:40:54.400 You think so? 1.00
00:40:55.120 Flat Earth shit, yeah, 100%. 1.00
00:40:56.720 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:40:58.100 You think that hits harder than us, dude?
00:40:59.900 I don't know that we ever have.
00:41:00.460 Devouring.
00:41:00.740 I don't know that we ever had of that.
00:41:02.800 The first time I heard somebody say flat earth, dude, I was like, bro, what?
00:41:05.940 I mean, it was Rob Skiba, and I was literally listening to him.
00:41:09.100 Rob Skiba's son was there.
00:41:10.500 Did you see him?
00:41:11.100 Yeah, dude, we're like buds now.
00:41:12.440 That's not, stop saying your friends are friends, our friends are your friends.
00:41:14.800 On the board up there, our friends are not your friends.
00:41:16.460 I'm saying, like, Rob Skiba, like, broke it down, but I was like, dude, this is kind of like, you can't debate this.
00:41:21.820 Like, the way he's got this broken down is, like, is so solid.
00:41:25.000 But that's why, that was another one of the things where I was like, yo, dude, a guy can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt the earth is flat.
00:41:29.880 another guy can prove beyond the shadow of a doubt
00:41:31.900 it's a globe. It's just one of these things, man.
00:41:34.560 Well, like I said, I think the real
00:41:36.120 sticking point, and we don't have to really get into
00:41:38.160 this, it's just the
00:41:38.980 institutions that tell you that it's a
00:41:42.180 globe are consistently caught lying
00:41:44.120 in really devious ways, and so
00:41:46.240 I have a great deal of empathy for anybody
00:41:48.040 who has distrust for that model.
00:41:50.500 You feel like it can't be that.
00:41:52.440 I don't know. I mean, if you
00:41:54.240 like Neil deGrasse Tyson, he's
00:41:56.220 showing you that there's like an egg-shaped
00:41:58.360 Earth, or like an
00:41:59.420 obelisk, I forget what the terminology is,
00:42:02.220 where it's not an even sphere, it's kind of
00:42:04.320 janky and misshaped, and it's not
00:42:06.280 symmetrical, which would seem to be
00:42:08.340 a little bit more 0.99
00:42:09.480 likely, given the shape of fucking 0.99
00:42:12.200 space rocks and everything. Like an Earth with a flat 0.99
00:42:14.060 back of the head, because God just put us
00:42:16.240 down too much as a baby.
00:42:18.100 Just lay our back on one side.
00:42:19.560 The Neil deGrasse Tyson model is like
00:42:21.940 the one that you would go with?
00:42:23.700 He suggests that it could be
00:42:25.900 an obloid shape,
00:42:27.740 which is a sphere that's not symmetrical
00:42:30.620 it's a little bit lumpy
00:42:31.860 that guy is like the most pseudo-intellectual
00:42:35.100 I've ever seen
00:42:36.000 I'm going to be real the moment he says anything
00:42:38.060 I'm like well it's not that 1.00
00:42:39.420 have you seen his pussy? 1.00
00:42:42.240 we're good 1.00
00:42:43.080 I'm normally not on that side yet
00:42:46.160 I was just asking
00:42:48.940 I was just asking a question
00:42:50.180 that's what he's showing him
00:42:51.120 it's Neil deGrasse Tyson but his legs open
00:42:52.960 and Matt's sitting there and they're crying
00:42:55.660 and you're there on the screen
00:42:57.060 And I'm trying to keep it
00:42:58.380 It's a fat one
00:42:59.860 We've got super chats
00:43:01.540 I don't know if you want to read any now
00:43:03.180 We're only at the 42 minute mark
00:43:05.460 Should we read them at the hour
00:43:07.680 And then read the next set after
00:43:10.100 Maybe we could do that
00:43:11.240 So what I want to do is 0.99
00:43:12.920 I wanted to talk about all the good shit 0.99
00:43:14.600 Because we talked about the negative scary thing 1.00
00:43:16.500 Dude we had so much good shit 0.99
00:43:19.240 I mean number one 0.99
00:43:20.460 We've got to talk about the VIP 0.98
00:43:22.080 Well number one I'd say Nancy wasn't there
00:43:23.660 That actually deeply hurt me
00:43:25.760 I know.
00:43:26.380 Well, and she got extra mean, it felt like.
00:43:28.680 Anytime I saw her in a chat or anything, she was really mean.
00:43:31.260 No, Nancy was really helpful during the event.
00:43:33.940 Oh, that's excellent.
00:43:34.720 Was she?
00:43:35.200 I think she was there the whole time.
00:43:36.580 I wasn't sure.
00:43:37.780 She's monitoring all the stuff, monitoring the chats, monitoring both streams,
00:43:41.800 and then calling me on my phone, which I told her, don't do.
00:43:45.640 Don't ever do that. 1.00
00:43:46.520 Don't fucking call me. 1.00
00:43:47.920 Don't call my phone. 1.00
00:43:48.760 I'm a very busy man, Nancy.
00:43:50.100 Don't call me.
00:43:51.080 But she called me.
00:43:51.640 She's like, audio's not coming through on this place.
00:43:53.760 This is an issue here.
00:43:55.180 Is this supposed to be happening?
00:43:56.320 I'm like, no.
00:43:56.900 She did all that.
00:43:57.380 And I got to go, and I'm like.
00:43:58.340 Still found time to, like, just say mean stuff to me.
00:44:00.020 And boil all those noodles. 1.00
00:44:01.960 And wish death upon Matt. 0.99
00:44:03.200 Yeah.
00:44:03.940 So, I mean, yeah, it was very upsetting that Nancy wasn't there,
00:44:07.920 but I didn't want to talk about anything negative anymore.
00:44:09.520 I wanted to talk about, you know, how cool it was.
00:44:11.980 So that VIP day was really cool because we were sitting here.
00:44:14.520 We had just done episodes with, oh, is it off?
00:44:17.880 I'm sorry.
00:44:18.140 I don't know what happened there.
00:44:19.200 Let's turn that back on with our remote.
00:44:20.920 Did that work? 0.57
00:44:21.800 Here, dick around with that for a little bit. 0.99
00:44:23.120 Yes, sir. 0.99
00:44:23.820 It beeped.
00:44:24.560 It's on.
00:44:24.880 It is on? Okay, great.
00:44:26.360 We have a mini air conditioner in here now.
00:44:28.320 And it stopped moving on us.
00:44:29.500 That might be the charge.
00:44:30.320 And then if you hit the oscillate button, it should do a little bit of that, too.
00:44:33.560 So the VIP day was interesting.
00:44:36.460 The way that it went, I believe we had Ed Mabry and John Lenhart in the morning.
00:44:42.340 The days preceding it were really cool because we had an episode with JT Follows JC.
00:44:50.240 That's going to release soon.
00:44:51.420 That was a great conversation.
00:44:52.540 and then we had an episode with uh brian of demon erasers and seth that i did and you guys did an
00:45:00.680 episode with owen and matt which was very cool so we got to utilize this entire space where
00:45:07.120 simultaneously there's a show happening in here that i'm working on and there's a show happening
00:45:11.560 out there that you're working on we get together we do another show with john linhart and ed
00:45:15.460 mabry the next day we do a second show with them like it's a really cool um you know sort of i
00:45:22.300 I don't know what you we're just cranking out content, but we're doing it all IRL and we get to see all these people who, you know, we enjoy so much.
00:45:29.440 I thought that was really great.
00:45:31.040 As we're doing this episode with Ed Mabry and John Lenhart, you know, obviously the coffee shop is open and it is the VIP day.
00:45:37.380 It doesn't start till like four or five or whatever it was that we said, but nothing's stopping you from coming in and getting coffee.
00:45:42.440 Right. So they just start trickling in.
00:45:45.120 Dangerous retards start showing up and start chopping it up with each other and talking to us and hanging out and watching live shows happen. 1.00
00:45:52.300 I thought that was a really cool experience. 1.00
00:45:56.540 I mean, I'm sure it was interesting for them,
00:45:57.960 but I don't care about them as much as I care about my own experience.
00:46:00.240 And I go, wow, like how dope is that?
00:46:02.540 The way that we decorated the library really came together.
00:46:06.940 We were able to provide that space for Royce and Mersch and Owen Benjamin as well. 0.93
00:46:14.320 Mersch is a crazy man.
00:46:15.320 I like that guy. 1.00
00:46:15.860 I'll tell you what, dude.
00:46:16.940 One of the great things that came out of this was burying the hatchet with Mersch.
00:46:20.320 Yeah, you guys had beef, huh?
00:46:21.840 Not me, it was him and Top, and he said something
00:46:24.000 online that I agree with, he goes, the only
00:46:25.840 reason that Top and I
00:46:27.560 had any contention, I'm paraphrasing, but it was
00:46:29.940 like, was because of our
00:46:31.980 similarities, and
00:46:33.900 not anything to do, the fact
00:46:36.020 that, like, basically, like, they are brothers
00:46:38.000 in Christ, right, he literally
00:46:39.840 said that, he was like, unified in Christ
00:46:42.080 but, like, we have these similarities
00:46:44.020 and I know what your similarities are
00:46:45.880 you know, you have a bunch of differences, but the similarities 0.88
00:46:47.960 don't give a fuck 0.92
00:46:49.920 like, they're going to say what's on their mind 0.99
00:46:51.780 is very abrasive well it was when you have two dudes that have no i was kind of joking around 0.98
00:46:58.060 with merch because watching uh elijah schaefer go through his whole thing you know i was like damn
00:47:03.020 i i want this guy to do well but he keeps doing terrible things yeah and i basically kept my
00:47:08.080 opinions to myself because i considered him like a you know a little almost like a friend because
00:47:12.380 you know we'd hung out so many times i like a little bit above a friend a little a little bit
00:47:16.840 above an acquaintance yeah but below a friend you know which is enough for me to give you some some
00:47:21.180 empathy but mersh not someone i could like reach out and like like stop yeah yeah yeah but when
00:47:26.060 you're like close to people you get a little abrasive but mersh goes like uh nicer he goes
00:47:31.160 hey you're really fucking doing great dude like basically saying like hey you're you're really 1.00
00:47:36.720 a piece of shit and an asshole for cheating on your wife and doing all this crazy shit on the 1.00
00:47:41.340 internet and then you know leaning into it and so what i'm saying is mersh is that guy who's going 1.00
00:47:46.880 to say what's on his mind even if it's like do you really want to cross that line because that
00:47:51.740 guy's almost like a friend or something like that it's like no this is the truth the truth is you're 0.99
00:47:55.500 acting like a piece of shit and i'm gonna say it and so you and mersh are very similar in that way 0.99
00:47:59.720 uh so very abrasive with one another but yeah i thought that was really cool to be able to bury 0.99
00:48:04.420 the hatchet and have a relationship with those guys again you know we went and and had i would
00:48:08.740 have had no clue you had beef with the guy i had no clue like the whole thing went down it was only
00:48:13.420 later until i got the backdrop of the story it was weird i think it i i've spoken to royce about
00:48:18.400 i talked to him about the other day i think it's just like he was drinking and he forgot
00:48:21.580 like it was just it was really like he like accused me of something strange and then after 0.98
00:48:25.900 he accused me i was just like hey fuck you yeah like i'm not going to take that from you because 0.94
00:48:29.460 that's not true if it's true then we could talk about it but i was like this is not true 0.99
00:48:32.400 and then it just devolved from there but i'm yeah i'm not going to back down because he's not going
00:48:36.660 to back down yeah so we're just going to spar yep yep yeah no no but i saw him when he got here he
00:48:41.540 leaned into you when you were producing that
00:48:43.560 and did this nice, heartfelt
00:48:45.780 apology. You know what's messed up?
00:48:47.420 I was like, well, I wonder what that's about.
00:48:49.100 Nancy heard all of it.
00:48:51.060 Oh, that's so funny. She's going to blackmail you now. 0.99
00:48:53.200 It wasn't live, but it was on my hot mic
00:48:55.120 because I have a little producer mic.
00:48:57.100 I was like, hey, don't worry about it, man.
00:48:58.900 It's done. It's over. And he apologized.
00:49:01.020 I apologized back, and it was just over.
00:49:02.980 I don't think you apologized back.
00:49:04.580 Is Nancy on?
00:49:06.400 Nancy? Are you there?
00:49:07.900 Did you hear Top Apologize? 1.00
00:49:09.040 Guys, do we have 15 minutes for her to figure out how to turn off the mute button? 1.00
00:49:14.780 I heard it. 0.99
00:49:15.420 I heard it.
00:49:16.180 I did apologize.
00:49:17.020 You heard Top apologize to him?
00:49:19.360 I did.
00:49:19.940 I did.
00:49:20.600 I feel like she should say that.
00:49:21.540 I love that. 1.00
00:49:22.140 That's real nigga shit. 1.00
00:49:23.100 I was really pumped about that, bro. 1.00
00:49:24.600 I feel like this dude was doing this big, heartfelt apology, and Top was just like,
00:49:28.860 no, dude.
00:49:29.780 I just felt like he was doing that thing he does where he's like,
00:49:31.980 the whole thing falling apart.
00:49:33.580 I let him talk because he had something to say.
00:49:35.780 And then when he was done, I was like, yeah, dude, don't even worry about it.
00:49:38.380 That's it.
00:49:38.500 It's over.
00:49:38.800 yeah like it was done the minute i decided uh like owen was there and i was like let's do a show
00:49:44.660 like these guys if if they'll do it i know that it'll be magic and i was like the moment i was
00:49:48.980 like yeah you know what let's just do that it's over this is done i don't want to do this anymore
00:49:51.740 i thought you guys all like went to high school together like that was the vibe it was just like
00:49:55.000 everything's chill everything i would never get no they're so funny those guys they're pretty funny
00:49:59.960 those dudes and so owen obviously i've been watching for a long time but those dudes i've
00:50:04.260 been watching for less than owen but for a long time they're ogs in the game they were doing this
00:50:09.420 when you know sound equipment wasn't affordable when you had to have your own like server to do 0.54
00:50:14.460 this kind of shit they've been so i've been listening to them and they they're funny forever
00:50:17.840 to know that royce was 300 something pounds like what a great testimony dude because a lot of people 0.99
00:50:24.000 when they get to three something they're just like yeah i don't care anymore there's no going back
00:50:27.000 dude he this guy's like jacked bro he is three something now he's jacked like good for him
00:50:32.320 Was he the dude on the panel with Owen?
00:50:34.260 Yeah, with the muscles.
00:50:35.600 Yeah, he's giant.
00:50:36.560 That dude?
00:50:37.260 He's so sharp and so funny.
00:50:38.960 Very proud of Royce.
00:50:39.760 I had the pleasure to, and you did too, and JT was here.
00:50:43.580 We got to sit here in, like, I call it the green room only because it's green, like,
00:50:47.400 in actual color.
00:50:48.060 Facts.
00:50:48.320 And we're watching Royce and Mersh chop it up with Owen Benjamin, and they're so fast,
00:50:55.840 and they're so funny.
00:50:57.080 Like, it was really a pleasure.
00:50:58.800 is that this whole experience has been kind of like shows me the potential that was like more
00:51:03.420 for me too when i oh yeah you were sitting there too yeah and i'm like i'm i asked him i said can
00:51:07.540 i produce it yeah and he's like yeah please i was like oh yes yeah it's just like camera switching 0.73
00:51:11.900 you get to sit in the room and watch like fucking funny every time i looked over to top top is just 0.55
00:51:17.660 looking at me from the corner that was neat across the board because like i had been outside 0.97
00:51:23.420 with jt for just like an hour or two i don't even know how long it was dude we just talked for like
00:51:27.640 so long i went home came back you guys are still yeah just hardcore bible d bible stuff yeah i
00:51:32.440 really like that guy dude i like his views on stuff so we were just like vibing like that
00:51:36.040 oh so you're a little season or not and then it was just a little seasoner yeah i mean it's
00:51:39.200 interesting points man then i he wonders why he got kicked out in your phone and watch the whole
00:51:43.940 thing uh with those guys i was like yeah this is cool man it was such a remarkable it's a different
00:51:49.780 kind of riff right like like we'll we do a riff but like do you see the restraints on our riff
00:51:55.180 Oh, yeah, versus, like, what they're doing.
00:51:57.340 Like, Royce and Mursh and Owen back there.
00:51:59.100 What do you mean?
00:51:59.540 You guys are restrained?
00:52:00.980 Oh, now we are.
00:52:02.240 Yeah, dude.
00:52:02.980 I mean, you were here two years ago.
00:52:04.940 It got different.
00:52:06.020 It got different.
00:52:06.540 Yeah, those guys.
00:52:07.640 I mean, Owen actually doesn't, he doesn't jump the fence, but those guys will jump the fence and keep running.
00:52:12.060 And they'll keep going.
00:52:12.880 Oh, yeah.
00:52:13.020 They'll jump the next fence, too.
00:52:14.020 And we used to be like that, but they'll be like, all right, let's back it off a little bit.
00:52:16.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:52:17.460 But it's still going to be funny.
00:52:19.480 Well, you know why?
00:52:20.280 Because you know it's coming from good guys.
00:52:21.780 like there's nothing actually malicious and hateful going on there these are just guys that
00:52:25.860 are testing the boundaries and then when they see what like you know makes you stiffen up they go
00:52:29.900 okay let's go past that you know what i mean and it's all for the sake of like the it's just for
00:52:33.600 the sake of the laugh man yeah so um but but this entire experience showed me like what we have
00:52:40.700 going on here number one thank you to all the people who gave us compliments i love compliments
00:52:44.600 and you can keep giving us compliments it's fantastic but just on what's been built out
00:52:48.660 more compliments more compliments please in the chat especially but like yeah glaze is good um
00:52:53.640 but the potential for this space was really on display at that time like the the the shows that
00:53:00.760 were happening right simultaneous in this room in the next room the creators that are gathering in
00:53:07.000 this room like it was really cool it was a small window and like oh this could be something cool
00:53:12.140 something really special here yeah i mean it's already something really special here but there's
00:53:15.780 like so much clearly more that could be done. 0.59
00:53:17.880 It's like, this kind of sucks, but it could be better. 0.93
00:53:19.660 It could be better. 0.83
00:53:20.280 It was great, but I will say about the whole, like, the creators chilling on the back wall
00:53:24.820 thing, like, I walked in, and I'm like, one, I'm walking in here with just like, you know,
00:53:29.580 I started this show like, what, four months ago, and I'm over here.
00:53:32.080 Well, you had a show for a long time, then you put it to bed, then you picked it up again.
00:53:34.960 Yeah, but this is a totally different direction.
00:53:37.160 That one was like vanilla church world.
00:53:40.180 This one's like, let's dip our toes out into the weird stuff.
00:53:43.240 Let's get in the weeds.
00:53:44.080 This is wet church.
00:53:44.780 So I feel like I just started over.
00:53:47.160 Okay, well, there's that.
00:53:48.600 But I feel like I've just, like, gotten in the weeds.
00:53:50.860 So I walk in, and I'm like, who am I going to talk to?
00:53:52.700 I wasn't going to bug you guys because you're crazy busy.
00:53:55.440 So I'm like, who am I?
00:53:56.020 It was nuts how busy, yeah.
00:53:57.080 So I walk in, and I'm, like, looking around, and then I hear, Zach, what's up?
00:54:00.040 And I turn around, and just everybody from every show chilling on the back wall.
00:54:05.300 I was like, oh, there's everyone.
00:54:06.680 Weird, right?
00:54:07.320 You had to even walk through them to get back to where we were.
00:54:10.980 100%.
00:54:11.280 I thought that was really cool.
00:54:12.700 So shout-out to, I mean, maybe we can go through the list, right?
00:54:16.920 Zach of the Berean Files is here.
00:54:18.860 Doc Brown of Prometheus Lens Podcast.
00:54:20.660 JT Follows JC.
00:54:21.680 Brian of Demon Eracers.
00:54:23.120 Ben of Benis the Menace is here. 1.00
00:54:24.920 Andrew of the 6G Agenda. 0.58
00:54:27.620 Ben of End of the World News.
00:54:29.140 Ben of End of the World News.
00:54:30.200 Bill and Ted of the Phone Booth Podcast, which, by the way, that was kind of a special one for me
00:54:34.920 because if you understand the history of my role in this.
00:54:37.960 How we started.
00:54:38.660 Yeah, I mean, I was doing the Raven's Watch and trying to get traction the same time that I was meeting Top was the same time that I was meeting these guys from the Phone Booth podcast, OG Flat Earther guys, really good dudes.
00:54:50.640 And even though I had five followers to my name and these guys had 50,000, they treated me like I was a homie, and they helped me to build.
00:54:58.300 They came on my show, and if I'm not mistaken—
00:55:00.620 Lucia, that's what I'm talking about. 0.99
00:55:01.920 Oh, shout out to Lucia.
00:55:03.440 And she was right, we all should add name tags, man.
00:55:06.440 What, Top, when we were in the Nephilim Death Squad chat that I created way long ago, were
00:55:12.560 those guys in it?
00:55:14.080 Who's that?
00:55:14.680 The Phone Booth podcast guys.
00:55:16.500 Yes.
00:55:16.980 They were, right?
00:55:17.780 Yeah, yeah.
00:55:18.240 So they could have used the name.
00:55:20.340 They could have used the name.
00:55:21.060 Well, I mean, I named the thing that I took away from.
00:55:22.600 That's a great shot.
00:55:23.280 I'm showing some pictures.
00:55:23.760 That's a great shot.
00:55:24.320 This is actually a video.
00:55:25.140 I don't even know what was said here.
00:55:26.120 So many people were there.
00:55:29.480 Laura Baker, Ed Mabry.
00:55:31.020 We get to meet Ed Mabry for the first time in person.
00:55:33.420 That's a wonderful picture.
00:55:35.140 huge accomplishment seth kick lighter i found a new appreciation for him we're going to talk
00:55:40.560 about how much of a role my son played in all of this which was unintended shooting of people
00:55:45.880 and also oh uh john linhart so i was actually really really uh terrified to find that my
00:55:56.020 my son was on live stream oh wait well can we we can show some of those videos just busting a cap
00:56:01.160 Yeah, that was wild.
00:56:02.360 Dude, I, like.
00:56:03.700 The people loved him.
00:56:04.800 I know people loved him, and I'm so proud of him because he has no fear of anybody.
00:56:11.820 And he busted a golden cap on people.
00:56:15.080 You know what the thing was, guys?
00:56:16.720 So my babysitter that was supposed to watch him overnight, he was never supposed to be there.
00:56:20.720 He was going to be on the VIP day, and then he was supposed to go and hang out at his buddies overnight.
00:56:25.780 He backed out, like, three days before the event.
00:56:29.780 So I had no sitter.
00:56:31.080 My wife has a job, and what are you doing over there?
00:56:36.120 Listening to your story.
00:56:37.400 Okay, all right.
00:56:38.340 My wife has a job to do while we're there, and I obviously have a job to do while we're there.
00:56:43.360 And I laid out some restraints for my son.
00:56:45.760 You know, he's a really well-behaved kid, so I didn't really have to tell him anything crazy.
00:56:50.240 What I should have said—
00:56:51.560 Don't point a gun at people live on YouTube.
00:56:54.320 It's really not even that.
00:56:55.340 Not part of the restraints?
00:56:56.060 A solid gold gun.
00:56:57.020 This is Seth's—
00:56:58.220 I love Seth's merch.
00:56:59.860 This is Seth's merch table.
00:57:01.200 Very on-brand.
00:57:02.300 Free books.
00:57:03.420 I took one.
00:57:03.940 I'm not going to lie.
00:57:04.860 So my...
00:57:07.380 She prophesied Spain wasn't going to win.
00:57:09.120 Okay, that's not nice.
00:57:09.900 Don't bring that up.
00:57:11.580 What I should have said is when the creators are...
00:57:14.060 Wait, can we play this one, Dave?
00:57:14.960 Yeah, let me finish this sentence real quick.
00:57:16.200 When the creators are working, don't bother them.
00:57:18.900 That's what I should have said.
00:57:20.020 And I didn't say that.
00:57:21.120 So, yeah, go ahead.
00:57:21.780 You can play this.
00:57:22.860 Yeah.
00:57:23.020 Go play this.
00:57:23.920 And so...
00:57:24.440 There's no sound on it.
00:57:26.160 If you...
00:57:27.960 All right, I'm going to play it from a different platform.
00:57:29.340 Okay, go ahead.
00:57:29.940 I'll keep talking. 1.00
00:57:30.560 So what ends up happening is my wife's working the door.
00:57:35.760 I'm on stage. 0.99
00:57:36.540 Shout out to Dave Burns, please.
00:57:37.380 Dave Burns' crush, man.
00:57:38.980 The poster for this year, the poster for last year, the poster for the year before.
00:57:45.160 Dave Burns and his gigantic son who is just about as tall as Owen Benjamin.
00:57:51.420 I'm so grateful for those dudes, man.
00:57:53.640 So grateful for those dudes.
00:57:54.900 A lot of chickens, man.
00:57:55.160 A lot of chickens.
00:57:56.440 Yeah, there's our merch stand.
00:57:58.440 There's Ben and Doc Brown and Jeremiah, Skiba, and Jacob of Skiba News Nation.
00:58:06.020 I accidentally called them Skiba News Network.
00:58:07.900 And Brian's there, too.
00:58:08.980 And Brian's there.
00:58:10.540 Really, really great.
00:58:11.640 It was so cool to have everybody there, Ed.
00:58:14.860 I think people really appreciated Ed being there.
00:58:17.800 Brad Lale of The Awakened Podcast.
00:58:19.580 So grateful for that dude coming down.
00:58:21.040 I still got to get that moonshine from you, Matt.
00:58:22.560 um so what ends up happening is my son slips on and thomas the saved american my guy my son
00:58:30.160 slips on the prayed for american the prayed for american doesn't really change his name that much
00:58:34.140 uh and there is bill and laura baker i just just seeing the combination of people yeah
00:58:39.960 kicking it and chatting with each other and it's so cool this actually went really hard what a
00:58:45.120 great idea this was honestly dude very happy it worked too i this might not work dude it was so
00:58:50.860 fun i i was so um i just mean like technically like i was like this is very possible this won't
00:58:55.680 work the fourth mike did not love us but it was in and out right yeah a little in and out there's
00:59:01.440 andrew of the 6g agenda austin picard steven of the biblical hitman and ben of end of the world
00:59:05.740 news such a cool mashup jeez man that guy's huge i know um so there's allie allie go ahead face
00:59:14.440 doxer allie blowing the shofar very cool and she also bought a oh my god we got to talk about that
00:59:20.620 night that was so crazy what happened what a crazy lineup this is not nice guy and royce from
00:59:26.700 revenge of the sis what a cool thing dude what a cool thing trying not to laugh as austin just
00:59:34.280 goes on dude right there was where i was really trying to think about like when my grandpa died
00:59:38.680 dude because i was looking at you and you were doing the eye contact thing and i was starting
00:59:43.220 to get the yeah dude i was trying not to look at you because you're looking at me you want me to
00:59:47.940 I put my face down, and then Top was producing.
00:59:50.380 He goes, Matt.
00:59:51.160 I was like, oh, no, dude.
00:59:52.380 Pull it together.
00:59:53.400 Be professional.
00:59:54.600 Jeremiah Eskiba.
00:59:55.960 Love Jeremiah, dude.
00:59:57.260 Me and Ed.
00:59:57.580 Dude, he broke it down on the Helen Keller thing.
00:59:59.880 That was crazy for me.
01:00:00.760 Jesus, look how tall Owen is.
01:00:01.660 That was crazy.
01:00:02.280 Look at how muscular Royce is, dude.
01:00:04.620 Jacked. 0.63
01:00:05.120 Absolutely jacked.
01:00:05.840 You love him.
01:00:06.700 So my son gets on the YouTube stream, the seven-hour YouTube stream that we provided 1.00
01:00:12.900 for the poors. 1.00
01:00:13.640 Now, I did not know this and Keisha Blackname actually gave me a heart attack because what ends up happening is before I see my son on YouTube, I see a comment come in and it says unattended child is very cringe. 1.00
01:00:27.780 And I go, what?
01:00:29.280 And I go into this YouTube studio and my son is streaming live to thousands of people for hours and hours.
01:00:37.840 And my wife has no idea.
01:00:39.600 She's working the door.
01:00:40.760 And I have no idea because I was just on stage.
01:00:43.020 you look really good though and thank you jess i'm not gonna lie i was mortified and i and i did a
01:00:49.140 bad thing as a dad and i had to i had to really have a talk no i of course i didn't spank him
01:00:53.460 but i pulled uh yeah the shows will be posted later we have a lot of content that we have to
01:00:58.680 sift through and we we took a day off man we just laid well we didn't really take a day off we
01:01:02.520 couple days so um i pulled him to the side and i was like you know don't do that don't go on the
01:01:08.720 internet it's youtube and boom and i wasn't like mean to him but i was very stern and i laid down
01:01:14.500 the law and then i realized like hell and so i'm sorry go ahead let that play that's playing yeah
01:01:20.580 all right uh you realized it was like to me if you if you believe on that then you don't fear men 0.55
01:01:27.260 and so it's the same way it's like a muppet it looks like a muppet
01:01:32.540 See, I'm not even afraid anymore. 0.86
01:01:34.260 I'm not afraid of that I got a gun right to my head over here.
01:01:39.040 My son is literally, dude.
01:01:41.460 Here's my question about that.
01:01:42.680 Did he know to switch to the other camera angle?
01:01:44.800 No, it's automatic.
01:01:45.520 It's just one.
01:01:46.380 The comedy of it being automatic, too, is like very funny.
01:01:49.940 You cannot make that up.
01:01:51.860 You can't do it.
01:01:52.560 There's some more.
01:01:53.640 Let's see.
01:01:54.200 I think that it's important.
01:01:55.600 This is great.
01:01:56.540 I appreciate you, brother.
01:01:58.260 All the moments that I swept through, jack in them somehow.
01:02:02.140 I can't tell you how proud I am of him. I'm driving scene David. I'm driving back from the venue
01:02:06.800 And I said let me just see what happened
01:02:07.900 I said both like beginning middle end and he's in all of them
01:02:10.600 And these are the three clips. I'm like scream record it scream record somebody just said like hey come sit down
01:02:15.220 And that was it no no no Jack was sitting down the whole time and he was telling people to sit down
01:02:21.200 He was running the table, which actually not is just look at this look at this so crazy
01:02:32.140 Dude, he's so chill
01:02:34.780 Look at Ben, he's like, I don't know what's happening
01:02:39.080 I don't know what to do, this is making me uncomfortable
01:02:40.860 Dude, hilarious
01:02:42.720 And I think we have another moment here
01:02:45.320 This is just one that I swept through
01:02:47.080 Which is very funny also with Jack
01:02:49.000 Oh, he objects to this a little bit
01:02:50.460 Yeah, he doesn't like this
01:02:51.260 I don't want to get the live stream taken down
01:02:53.000 Blink twice
01:02:54.080 You know, this is like one of the only podcasts I'm probably doing
01:02:58.800 I'm not making excessively
01:03:00.240 because I think those forest and lights just jack up my retina.
01:03:04.260 Yeah, if you don't, you got to get the yellow glasses or the red light blocker.
01:03:08.860 Or the blue light blocker.
01:03:10.140 Huh. 1.00
01:03:10.740 Gay, though? 1.00
01:03:11.540 Like, wear those kind of glasses indoors? 0.79
01:03:14.100 It's not like we wear our show.
01:03:15.760 What do you mean? 0.99
01:03:16.460 What do you mean, gay?
01:03:17.320 What do you mean?
01:03:17.980 Because for those of you that have the VIP experience,
01:03:20.320 obviously Dad wears those glasses all the time.
01:03:22.020 Obviously he's wearing them right now.
01:03:23.260 He has his own pair and his own Hawaiian shirt
01:03:26.340 that he was rolling around in the VIP experience with.
01:03:28.080 So I just want to express this idea that, like, that was really anxiety-inducing for me.
01:03:34.680 Oh, yeah.
01:03:35.160 It actually – I'm going to be straight up. 0.95
01:03:38.140 It fucked me up for a second. 0.51
01:03:39.520 To find out that he was on livestream, you know, as a dad, I'm terrified of exposing him to the internet in that degree.
01:03:46.940 I don't know what he's done or what he's said, and he's always so well-behaved, and he doesn't – but, like –
01:03:52.060 No, it wasn't – he didn't – from what I've seen, it was never anything that was, like, not behaving.
01:03:58.760 Yeah, he's jacked.
01:03:59.600 He's just jacked to everybody. 0.70
01:04:00.900 It's crazy.
01:04:01.400 Not to be mean.
01:04:02.040 Like, you don't seem, like, responsible enough to keep him from that, dude.
01:04:04.880 I wouldn't, like, worry about that.
01:04:05.400 I think that's probably fair.
01:04:06.880 And so he has zero fear of anybody.
01:04:13.660 Like, he has zero fear.
01:04:14.760 I thought he was going to be overwhelmed by this experience and he was going to want to cling on to mom and dad.
01:04:19.540 No.
01:04:19.720 And we just lost him, like, in the crowd of people.
01:04:21.840 he was just gone dude
01:04:23.120 that is the last thing
01:04:24.120 he was dude
01:04:24.600 he was like walking
01:04:25.180 into all situations
01:04:26.520 just like yeah
01:04:27.060 no problem
01:04:27.600 he had Brian
01:04:28.820 from Demon Erasers
01:04:29.760 and Seth Kicklighter
01:04:30.780 as his babysitter
01:04:31.680 and Ben
01:04:33.100 from Menace the Menace
01:04:34.560 honestly
01:04:34.980 those three guys
01:04:35.920 that's honestly
01:04:36.700 the worst
01:04:38.080 not the worst
01:04:40.040 I have such
01:04:40.880 a deep appreciation
01:04:41.740 for those three dudes
01:04:42.880 like it's one thing
01:04:43.560 to know a guy
01:04:44.140 and do content with him 0.98
01:04:45.100 and all this other shit 0.99
01:04:45.660 it's another one 0.99
01:04:46.340 to see them like
01:04:47.240 just hanging with your kid
01:04:49.260 and they're
01:04:50.320 they're loving
01:04:51.480 that he's there and he's having a good time and they're having fun with them they're playing with 0.95
01:04:55.040 the gut i'm like those dudes are real ass dudes ben from bennis the menace uh seth kick lighter 0.58
01:05:01.000 and brian the demon erasers and all the other guys that were there but those three dudes in 0.91
01:05:05.280 particular like were were just you know almost paid schizophrenic babysitters they were so good
01:05:12.420 to my kid it was so crazy so um i just worry about the long-term damage that was done 100 he's
01:05:18.200 totally screwed like he's already raised by david so i'm kind of like okay yeah you guys are like
01:05:23.840 you're gonna be talking about conspiracies like this is what you're gonna do eventually and then 0.81
01:05:28.300 i'm just like oh no we've just in influence we've we've introduced three specific people very strong
01:05:34.800 personalities super strong personalities dude and i'm just like what happened it's an it's an
01:05:39.900 interesting experiment glad it's not happening with my kids but i'm gonna pay attention seth
01:05:44.280 Kicklighter is literally fighting my kid on the morning of the goodbye coffee.
01:05:49.700 Yeah, I saw that.
01:05:50.400 Right from 9-11.
01:05:51.500 He's just fighting him on the sectional. 0.92
01:05:53.120 He's throwing him in all kinds of crap, and Jack's popping up and tackling him. 0.73
01:05:56.280 I'm like, this is incredible. 1.00
01:05:57.580 Brian of Demon Erasers bought my kid a fucking lightsaber. 0.99
01:06:01.260 Yeah. 1.00
01:06:01.560 And taught him how to use one. 1.00
01:06:03.260 In front of old people. 1.00
01:06:04.400 He's a good dude. 1.00
01:06:05.360 Oh, my God.
01:06:05.480 He's a real, you know, I don't know if you guys, you probably didn't see this, but there
01:06:08.740 was an exchange where somebody on the stage told, you know, like yelled at a guy for like
01:06:13.320 slurring or something. I was like, I haven't understood you all
01:06:15.380 day. And the guy get up and was like, F you. 0.54
01:06:17.540 He went and said, fuck you, suck my dick. 1.00
01:06:19.760 Yeah, that's what he was saying. So he 1.00
01:06:21.360 ran out and then, no, I'm not
01:06:23.260 knocking the guy that did it from the stage. He doesn't know.
01:06:25.400 No, he didn't know. It kind of sucked for both of them.
01:06:27.740 I think the dude had like cerebral palsy.
01:06:28.840 It was hilarious. So we kind of walked
01:06:31.360 out. A couple of us walked out after this.
01:06:32.860 Let me tell you the deal with that. Before
01:06:34.940 that round table, the comedy round table,
01:06:37.520 me, the hips guys, and Royce
01:06:39.080 were outside in the front
01:06:40.740 and I'm just chatting it up with them and we're like,
01:06:43.320 getting a feel
01:06:44.300 we're getting a feel for what
01:06:47.760 we're gonna do and how we're gonna talk so
01:06:49.440 it's never explicitly stated we're gonna talk about this
01:06:51.840 but we're like just bouncing and I'm like oh it's gonna go
01:06:53.920 good that guy walks up to us
01:06:55.680 and he goes there's a lot 1.00
01:06:57.940 of fucking retards in there 1.00
01:06:59.840 and I go just like that but yeah awesome 1.00
01:07:01.640 and I go hell yeah that's awesome
01:07:03.980 so I'm thinking you bought a ticket
01:07:05.800 like you get it yeah you 1.00
01:07:07.820 get it and I was like yeah that's right they're retarded 0.99
01:07:09.740 he's like no seriously 1.00
01:07:11.800 Yeah, he's like, oh, they're like, I'm tired.
01:07:13.400 And I'm just like, all right.
01:07:14.500 And then somebody called me, pulled me away.
01:07:15.960 So we had, like, this brief interaction.
01:07:18.140 And I think that, I think everyone else thought that, like, he's in on the joke.
01:07:22.360 So when he piped up in the crowd, or I think Royce had said something about him just to joke with him.
01:07:28.860 And then he took it real serious.
01:07:30.160 And it was, like, not good.
01:07:31.480 And we didn't know.
01:07:32.100 And then I realized later he came with Skiba News Nation.
01:07:36.240 Yeah.
01:07:36.580 He's one of their guys.
01:07:37.920 The problem was.
01:07:39.020 Yeah, he was, like, not into it.
01:07:40.200 And I was like, I felt so, I apologized after the show.
01:07:42.620 I was like, hey, man, I didn't know.
01:07:43.700 Well, it was late in the day, and there was a lady next to him that kept, like, heckling the whole time.
01:07:47.160 And she was clearly, you know, had a few drinks.
01:07:48.240 She was right behind him.
01:07:49.360 Yeah, yeah.
01:07:49.760 So I think people assumed they were together and that he had some drinks.
01:07:53.000 And my problem is if you've had, you know, cerebral palsy and this is what's going on, you know how you sound.
01:07:59.740 And he was going way out of his way to try to communicate.
01:08:02.560 He tried to communicate with me, and I was like, I'm sorry, brother.
01:08:04.560 I don't know what you're saying.
01:08:05.680 I literally had to give up on him.
01:08:07.160 I was like, I don't know.
01:08:07.780 he said it four times in a row and i was like i'm sorry dude i i don't understand but i got stuff
01:08:11.280 that i got to do so for you to be shouting from the seats when comedians are on stage and then 0.87
01:08:16.700 all of a sudden they think you're drunk so they're talking shit back to you like it was very funny 0.56
01:08:22.040 but it was also very unfortunate so it is i felt bad too because like the rest of the show wasn't 0.89
01:08:28.180 necessarily comedy like our our bit was comedy driven and there were some funny parts during the
01:08:33.040 round table but if you didn't know he didn't know the characters on stage yeah he didn't know
01:08:39.160 anything he didn't know anything about us so now we just switched the whole thing after eight hours
01:08:43.540 of you know whatever else was that conspiracy christianity now it's just now it's comedy yeah
01:08:48.360 now it's just comedy and that's what it always was going to be but i was like yeah dude like when
01:08:52.040 that happened i'm like you know so so just to end the jack thing um i did realize that what ended up
01:08:58.700 happening is everybody's telling my son that he's crushing and now dad's coming up and saying like
01:09:03.260 yo you can't do that and i went back but we had this discussion and it was like no dude like you
01:09:07.100 didn't do anything you were crushing nobody gave you that boundary so you went and tested that thing
01:09:11.820 you did a great job i was honestly super proud of my son super proud of my son shout out to owley
01:09:16.800 who by the way at the after hours hang of the first night brought a whip so not only is my son
01:09:23.200 And training in the dark with a lightsaber that's been provided to him by Brian of Demon Erasers,
01:09:29.300 Owly comes out with a legitimate whip and starts teaching my son how to use it.
01:09:34.620 And then he succeeds in cracking this whip off several times.
01:09:37.560 If you've ever really cracked a whip, it sounds like a gunshot. 0.71
01:09:39.500 We're in the middle of a boomer party.
01:09:41.780 There's a band on the stage. 0.53
01:09:43.540 Boomers are drinking and eating all around us.
01:09:45.400 And an 11-year-old is cracking a whip in the center of town. 1.00
01:09:49.080 He's pretty solid with that.
01:09:50.320 really really remarkable bizarre event but uh i honestly couldn't be more proud of my son i had
01:09:55.920 no idea that i was going to uh i don't know bring him into such an insane thing but back to the guy
01:10:02.800 wait wait this is my son with the with the whip no no it's not your son oh brian when he got it
01:10:07.540 honestly very good with it very good yeah better than i would at one who admit oh yeah this is the
01:10:14.700 whip you didn't get him with the lightsaber that's a that's a show too that's a show what 0.89
01:10:18.120 have we done so crazy holy shit man this is some of the lights my son with the lightsaber my son 0.85
01:10:28.140 had to use a lightsaber and now yeah yeah david david what did you do i don't know what i did to 0.99
01:10:36.160 i am worried he's whipping this shit around his neck 0.97
01:10:42.260 jeez man no but the dude is a good dude because like when the guy went out it was like you and 0.99
01:10:51.760 like ran out of there we felt bad because he was like slurring and it wasn't from drinking it was
01:10:56.060 just from like whatever i don't know what his condition is but uh we kind of went out there
01:11:00.440 after him and brian did too man you could just tell he's just a good man to put his hand on him
01:11:04.980 and just try to talk with him and just try to like chill him out and just he's just a good dude 0.98
01:11:09.640 he's legitimately who he appears to be like on his show like brian doesn't turn that shit off 0.94
01:11:15.920 there's no yeah there's no he's not faking i don't think he can dude i don't think he could 0.97
01:11:19.960 do like a fake thing he just seems kind of just he is what he is yeah 100 yeah that that guy's
01:11:25.300 not faking the funk at all and uh that was what was really unique was to see all these guys in
01:11:29.360 the capacity of just a hang instead of as performers yeah um you know shout out to to
01:11:34.560 doc brown i was listening to some of his live stream on you know like a recap of bro grove
01:11:39.320 as well what i thought was really cool was it seemed really meaningful for these guys you know
01:11:44.880 everybody that we mentioned ben of end of the world news ben of uh bennis the menace and doc
01:11:49.700 brown and all these guys to be able to actually get together to actually get together because so
01:11:53.920 much of you know so much of our experience is just where is ben from uh which one uh bennis the 0.93
01:11:58.820 menace idaho idaho wow came from far a guy i was like i'm not gonna fucking like this guy 0.85
01:12:04.400 there's no way I'm going to like this guy. 0.99
01:12:07.120 The ponytail, the serial killer vibes.
01:12:09.500 He came dressed up kind of as
01:12:10.780 You like those vibes.
01:12:11.880 You like those vibes.
01:12:13.600 Because I'm like, when you see it on the screen
01:12:15.780 I'm just kind of like
01:12:16.480 it's a little strange.
01:12:18.380 And then when you see it in real life
01:12:19.600 it's another one of the dudes like Brian
01:12:21.580 where like, oh, he's incapable
01:12:23.620 of turning this off.
01:12:25.680 And I love it.
01:12:26.880 Dude, we ended up over here, well, next door
01:12:29.200 at the Asian spot and we were
01:12:31.580 grabbing a Chinese...
01:12:32.480 No, no. 1.00
01:12:34.000 Getting jerked off to the Chinese restaurant. 1.00
01:12:37.780 Which one right here? 1.00
01:12:38.700 Koyami.
01:12:39.300 Koyami's the best, dude.
01:12:40.860 They're not so good.
01:12:41.660 Dude, we went in.
01:12:42.320 We talked like Flat Earth, Satan's Little Season.
01:12:45.380 Who were you with?
01:12:45.960 Who were you with?
01:12:46.300 With Ben.
01:12:47.020 Really?
01:12:47.420 Yeah, he was like, I'm getting Chinese food.
01:12:48.980 I was like, you mind if I come?
01:12:50.220 He's like, no, dude, come on over.
01:12:51.720 He's a good dude.
01:12:52.820 He doesn't like Flat Earth, though.
01:12:54.320 You got into that?
01:12:55.660 We were just kind of recapping everything happening.
01:12:58.180 Yeah, yeah.
01:12:58.840 Because everybody was talking about everything.
01:13:00.800 But it was like, dude, he didn't know me from anybody.
01:13:02.780 He was like, let's go get Chinese food.
01:13:04.240 He's a dude that needs to do IRL content right in front of a dude.
01:13:08.980 Yes, he does.
01:13:09.500 Because the weird vibes that he gives off, you don't understand them through the screen.
01:13:15.040 I understood him a little bit.
01:13:16.460 I picked up on who the dude was.
01:13:18.220 I did, but you don't understand that.
01:13:20.060 Not until you're in front of him.
01:13:21.000 Not until it's real.
01:13:22.860 Very tall.
01:13:23.780 Yeah, yeah, tall.
01:13:24.580 He's quick, too.
01:13:25.760 He's pretty witty, man.
01:13:27.020 Good with the whip.
01:13:28.080 He is very quick.
01:13:28.860 with the whip but like he's just like
01:13:30.980 the conversation just like flowed the whole time
01:13:33.200 it was fun yeah yeah I enjoyed
01:13:34.520 Dennis Ben
01:13:36.420 yeah so what I
01:13:38.080 that guy doesn't even show up
01:13:40.340 I don't even does the other guy exist
01:13:42.440 well he said he could do something sneaky
01:13:44.200 Ben is the menace could still be
01:13:46.660 so it still could be Ben is the menace 1.00
01:13:47.980 I think you should call it like Ben's banya 1.00
01:13:49.980 and you talk about dispense 0.91
01:13:52.140 Ben's dispensational is banya 1.00
01:13:53.980 it's like some shit that he does in China 1.00
01:13:55.420 he goes to like 0.99
01:13:56.060 no what yeah dude he told me the story to china he told me a story and i was like yeah no this is
01:14:01.460 100 a story that that is coming from you right he's just in in a banya okay what's a banya like
01:14:09.060 a bathroom in space like a bathhouse oh okay it's a russian that's funny like uh like a banya yeah
01:14:14.620 yeah he said i was in the banya in china with a guy from kazakhstan and i go yeah of course you
01:14:20.200 banyo yeah yeah i was like why were you in china and then it's like for some crazy thing that he's
01:14:24.560 doing i'm like no no no no this makes a lot of sense it's kind of amazing that he's in china
01:14:28.800 at all it revealed so much of him to me i really enjoy him and you're right about that he does
01:14:34.320 need to be doing more live stuff so so that was kind of my um i think i hit everything that i
01:14:39.400 wanted to i wanted this to be community driven and i wanted this to be much more something that
01:14:43.740 like pleased the lord even though it's all insane if i'm not pointing back to god do you think this
01:14:48.860 pleased the lord oh that's a great question i think a lot of parts of it pleased the lord
01:14:52.520 i'm not sure that every part of it not every part but you know i think that's the same thing with
01:14:59.040 like any given one of us like yeah god is pleased with things we do and he's displeased with other
01:15:04.080 things i think he was definitely displeased with the last years uh you think he laughed
01:15:07.760 at some he might have laughed at some probably some of it yeah but yeah when he like when he
01:15:11.900 had a book a venue on charlie kirk memorial boulevard that's pretty funny he probably had
01:15:15.840 a laugh about that i got him i think it was so interesting that like you know you you could go
01:15:20.920 to like super raunchy comedy bits talk about the possibility of charlie kirk being eaten by a
01:15:25.800 security guard you know all this stuff like that well all this stuff and then like it it would so
01:15:31.780 effortlessly flow back to these like jesus moments or this like well like okay when when you had like
01:15:39.200 flat earth non-flat earth guys all on stage at one time it's like that really had the capability to
01:15:45.620 be an issue like it could have been you know or like the satan's little season versus non
01:15:50.040 like that could have been an issue and everybody just kept bringing it back to like hey i think
01:15:54.660 bennett said this like you know look we're all like god's people like we are on the same team
01:16:00.560 we have to keep moving forward in that direction i heard that from several people that night yeah
01:16:04.200 and it was like ed expressed that as well yeah we needed that to cohesively bring it back to the
01:16:09.280 center like it's gonna veer it's gonna drift it's gonna get in the weeds you've got too many
01:16:13.540 characters in the room capable of that yeah it's always going to culminate on that fact
01:16:17.620 Some other crazy thing that happened.
01:16:20.320 I think I remember this.
01:16:21.780 I'm sorry, but Ben was wearing double linen.
01:16:23.920 Did you notice that?
01:16:24.660 Hell yeah.
01:16:25.120 I don't know what double linen is, man.
01:16:26.160 I don't know what a double linen is.
01:16:27.300 We are not supposed to mix fabrics.
01:16:29.120 I know the linen is very healing, though.
01:16:31.300 Dude, like a thin brown linen shirt, and then linen.
01:16:34.840 You watch dudes clothes.
01:16:35.940 He was doing a little Albarino thing.
01:16:38.100 He did it on purpose, and then he even had the Dockers,
01:16:40.500 and he was standing in the way so you'd notice.
01:16:43.060 Yeah, he is.
01:16:43.500 He had it tucked into the other one, and then a drawstring.
01:16:45.980 I don't like this. 0.98
01:16:46.640 And I'm like, is this guy on a fucking boat right now 0.99
01:16:48.640 or something? You're in a coffee shop. 0.99
01:16:50.940 And then at that moment, I was like, I like
01:16:52.620 this guy. Yeah, if you're cozy in that
01:16:54.560 and you just rock it. He definitely had
01:16:56.320 from another country style, though.
01:16:58.220 That was the vibe. By the way, I want to shout this out
01:17:00.700 real quick. Like an American, just a 0.99
01:17:02.560 straight American, not really vibe.
01:17:04.180 I want to thank Austin, the Underclass
01:17:06.600 podcast in the chat. He says, I tried to self-censor
01:17:08.600 around the little homie. He was naturally 1.00
01:17:10.620 fulfilling your role,
01:17:12.260 redirecting me like I was
01:17:14.520 on NDS. You're a great dad, brother.
01:17:16.420 I really appreciate that.
01:17:18.080 And it's insane to know that my son was like steering anything.
01:17:21.900 It's really remarkable.
01:17:23.740 Like I said, my son's going to be an engineer.
01:17:25.560 I don't think he'll be a podcaster.
01:17:26.840 There's no way my son's not going to be in the focal point of something.
01:17:32.000 Like he just has to be.
01:17:33.940 He has to be.
01:17:34.640 Everything he does is sort of not theatrical, but it's like entertainment driven.
01:17:41.260 You know what I mean?
01:17:41.820 Like it's just where he's going to end up.
01:17:43.380 And, you know, I got to instill this love of the Lord in him, because if you're going to get in front of people, that's got to be your cornerstone.
01:17:49.220 I mean, in life, it has to be.
01:17:50.300 If you make him gay, he'll be a successful actor.
01:17:52.560 Oh, 100 percent. 1.00
01:17:53.600 If he's straight, maybe podcasting.
01:17:55.100 Maybe podcasting.
01:17:55.920 Yeah.
01:17:56.540 So the same for podcasting.
01:17:58.980 So you were saying something.
01:18:01.140 Go ahead.
01:18:01.940 No.
01:18:02.160 Well, one of the things that was even in like the darkest, craziest thing that was being spoken about was the cannibalism.
01:18:07.480 Right.
01:18:07.800 And then I'm pretty sure I remember Heather Lynn bringing up the cannibalism and Owen saying something to the extent of, like, this is why it was significant that Jesus said, do the bread and the wine.
01:18:20.020 They got mad about that.
01:18:21.620 Don't actually be a cannibal.
01:18:23.920 Like, if that was prevalent in that time, and this was prevalent in these cultures.
01:18:27.820 Yeah, but who got mad about it?
01:18:29.360 I don't know.
01:18:29.720 But I'm just saying that he was making the point that, like, look how profound it is.
01:18:33.080 I don't know if it was like – I don't know if it was clicking right at that moment or if it was a thing he had already thought about.
01:18:39.080 I don't know.
01:18:39.540 But she's talking about like cannibalism and how much it is, and he's like, yeah, that's profound that Jesus said like don't do cannibalism.
01:18:45.740 You can have the bread and the wine, and that still is the way for you to partake of my energy.
01:18:49.960 Like the way they're talking about like you're eating the people for the energy, that is profound in light of like Jesus said eat the bread and the wine.
01:18:56.420 Like when they were doing it in Haiti, like I remember – do you see the dictator barbecue?
01:19:00.420 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:19:01.060 I had a t-shirt that said, his name was Barbecue, and he was like a...
01:19:04.300 I didn't know you guys back then.
01:19:07.200 Did you guys think he was a good guy or a bad guy?
01:19:09.260 Who was that?
01:19:09.700 Barbecue?
01:19:10.200 Barbecue, yeah.
01:19:10.800 Oh, no, he was horrific. 1.00
01:19:12.580 He was black. 1.00
01:19:13.060 He was eating people. 1.00
01:19:13.900 Oh, no, I thought he was like the main guy that was fighting against, like, America being there,
01:19:18.000 and that Haiti had been under, like, this oppression from American stuff. 1.00
01:19:21.920 He was eating Haitian citizens. 0.99
01:19:23.460 Well, I don't know if all that was true. 1.00
01:19:25.040 I thought I remembered that, like...
01:19:26.260 No, we saw videos of it.
01:19:27.720 They were saying they were, like, trafficking the kids and stuff,
01:19:29.080 and he was like, I'm fighting against this.
01:19:30.820 His name was Barbecue.
01:19:32.220 I know, but who gave him that name?
01:19:34.380 The people that he was eating.
01:19:36.260 You guys never saw the flip side of that where he was the good guy?
01:19:39.900 I'm not saying I'm right.
01:19:40.980 I'm just asking you to solve that.
01:19:41.280 You're doing like a Muammar Gaddafi kind of thing.
01:19:43.060 Listen, maybe, but I fail to see when you're cannibalizing other people.
01:19:48.940 The question that I'm asking, Matt, is if you barbecue somebody, you really char grill them in the street and then eat their foot bone.
01:19:57.360 Right.
01:19:57.640 Are you getting all the essence, the herbal essence, the nutrients of their life?
01:20:01.780 Like, doesn't this, you think he's burnt out some of the, some of the actual, like, why you're doing it? 0.99
01:20:06.720 It just seems, like, stupid at that point. 0.94
01:20:07.880 Well, I mean, I do not want to engage in this conversation, but if you eat oysters and you get them steamed, they lose a little bit of the... 0.99
01:20:13.240 That's what I'm saying.
01:20:13.920 Even vegetables.
01:20:14.900 Anything you cook is going to lose some.
01:20:16.280 Well, some vegetables, it's like increase the bioavailability of the nutrients, right?
01:20:19.980 That's true, that's true.
01:20:20.140 It's like eating a steak well done.
01:20:22.320 You're eating a hockey puck or, like, a hamburger well done.
01:20:24.920 Which, by the way, I'm going to have an admission here.
01:20:27.040 I would eat a well-done steak.
01:20:28.740 Would you eat a well-done person?
01:20:30.520 No, probably not.
01:20:31.100 If you're doing it for the benefits.
01:20:32.140 Do you eat well-done?
01:20:33.060 How do you get your steak?
01:20:33.900 I get a medium rare, but I'm saying if you had like a well-done,
01:20:37.020 like let's say you were grilling and you go,
01:20:40.960 yo, this steak accidentally was left on there.
01:20:42.800 Does anybody want it? 1.00
01:20:43.900 I go, yeah, fuck, I'll eat that. 1.00
01:20:44.940 No, listen, if it's ketchup. 1.00
01:20:45.980 No, you order yours.
01:20:46.920 Honestly, if I can eat it with that ketchup.
01:20:48.140 Well done.
01:20:48.720 I order my medium.
01:20:50.000 My steaks.
01:20:50.620 Yeah.
01:20:51.380 No.
01:20:51.980 I've been with you.
01:20:52.520 You ordered it well done.
01:20:53.460 We're going to Texas Roadhouse after this.
01:20:55.140 Are we?
01:20:55.660 I would love to go to Texas Roadhouse.
01:20:56.500 No, no, I'm slow cooking.
01:20:57.380 Maybe tomorrow.
01:20:58.420 Zach's going to be here tomorrow.
01:20:59.620 Maybe tomorrow.
01:21:00.180 Do I go to Texas Roadhouse?
01:21:00.780 I mean, I'll go to Texas Roadhouse.
01:21:01.300 You're a little Texas Chodehouse.
01:21:03.120 I'm sorry.
01:21:03.780 It just rhymed and it felt right to say.
01:21:04.800 I'm just saying the well-doneness that they were doing. 0.99
01:21:08.720 They were doing everything else wrong in Haiti. 0.95
01:21:10.860 They're eating dirt cookies, for Christ's sake. 1.00
01:21:12.480 Yeah.
01:21:12.740 So it's like if you're going to eat the people, you're not even absorbing the spiritual energy
01:21:17.220 because you've burnt it out.
01:21:18.880 You've done a sacrifice already, and now you're just eating ashes.
01:21:23.040 So I actually have a cannibalism story.
01:21:25.660 if you would like.
01:21:27.400 Is this personal testimony?
01:21:29.380 Not my personal testimony.
01:21:31.900 So this is back in Haunted House days,
01:21:34.240 which leads me to believe there might be some truth to this.
01:21:37.440 But I had this dude that worked at the haunt.
01:21:40.480 He asked me to cut his hair.
01:21:41.960 In Indiana.
01:21:42.940 In Indiana, yes.
01:21:44.920 And so I'm cutting this dude's hair.
01:21:47.440 We get talking about everything.
01:21:48.760 He's all over the place.
01:21:49.760 He's an odd dude.
01:21:50.860 But at some point it comes up.
01:21:52.220 He's like, yeah, man.
01:21:52.980 did you know that they eat people in like southern texas like right around the border
01:21:56.960 no and i was like yeah what are you surprised mexico or in like in in the states like near
01:22:02.040 the border and i'm like uh no i've never really heard that man he's like yeah i was down there
01:22:06.060 and i ate some what and i'm like oh okay and he's like no no seriously dude yeah like they got like
01:22:13.900 this dude just keeps going on so i might have met a cannibal once i mean you technically did dude
01:22:19.120 Maybe.
01:22:19.720 He's also kind of crazy, though, so I don't know if it's real.
01:22:22.760 But can I – okay, can I add a spin, though, to this whole concept?
01:22:25.080 You just cut some guy's hair that was on Blurry Creatures, right?
01:22:28.060 I did.
01:22:28.760 Yeah.
01:22:29.200 Oh, that's funny.
01:22:29.620 A lot of people come to the chair.
01:22:29.980 He was a cannibal, too?
01:22:31.060 No, he's not a cannibal.
01:22:32.120 No, he's great.
01:22:32.980 He's great. 1.00
01:22:33.480 They're cannibals. 1.00
01:22:34.420 Yeah. 1.00
01:22:34.880 They are.
01:22:35.500 What?
01:22:35.800 Let's just start that. 1.00
01:22:36.720 That guy, the little redheaded dude, if I said he's a cannibal. 1.00
01:22:39.540 I would like to say that. 1.00
01:22:39.760 Yeah, I would like to propagate that rumor. 0.92
01:22:41.880 Gross.
01:22:42.380 That he's – yeah, go ahead. 1.00
01:22:43.200 Blow your boogers out.
01:22:44.800 What's his name? 0.69
01:22:46.500 Joe.
01:22:47.640 Whatever.
01:22:48.240 I don't know what his name is. 0.89
01:22:48.700 The little one that looks like a troll.
01:22:50.180 Yeah.
01:22:50.720 He's the one who...
01:22:51.500 Are you guys trashing the fuzzy creatures?
01:22:53.540 Hold on. 1.00
01:22:54.080 The Jews stole his neck. 1.00
01:22:55.920 Dude, come on. 1.00
01:22:56.740 Oh, we got a letter.
01:22:57.820 What is that?
01:22:58.160 We just got a letter.
01:22:59.760 No, that's not a letter.
01:23:00.540 That's a food thing.
01:23:02.420 It's just food.
01:23:02.860 You guys want food?
01:23:03.560 Do you want any?
01:23:03.760 No, no, no, no.
01:23:04.380 I'm good.
01:23:04.660 I'm going to Texas Roadhouse after this.
01:23:06.780 Did you want anything? 0.99
01:23:07.760 What the fuck do you mean not me? 1.00
01:23:08.700 That's crazy. 1.00
01:23:09.760 Okay, hold on.
01:23:11.120 If I told you that this guy...
01:23:12.540 I know you're eating habits.
01:23:13.480 We'll pull this guy's picture up.
01:23:15.740 Okay.
01:23:17.080 Matt, your entire back is to the camera, by the way.
01:23:19.300 Okay, don't worry about it.
01:23:20.060 I asked him if I wanted me to sit today.
01:23:22.400 Yeah, just not with your back.
01:23:24.260 You're going to tell me that the guy on the left does. 0.83
01:23:25.800 If I said this guy's a cannibal.
01:23:27.200 It's crazy because they're the same.
01:23:28.240 I feel like you can pull up a picture of anybody and me like,
01:23:30.820 come on, tell me that guy's not a cannibal.
01:23:31.900 They are the same height, but he has no neck.
01:23:35.460 Like their shoulders are practically the same height.
01:23:37.620 He just has no neck.
01:23:38.640 I think we can get away with it.
01:23:41.220 Torto means turtle in Spanish?
01:23:42.780 It also means sandwich 0.81
01:23:44.620 Delicious treat or fat girl in Spanish 1.00
01:23:46.280 Let's just run with that guys 1.00
01:23:48.880 The guy on the left 0.69
01:23:50.640 If we can make that rumor 1.00
01:23:52.540 Hey dangerous retards if you're listening out there 1.00
01:23:54.480 I don't know what it looks like 1.00
01:23:55.620 We'll follow your lead
01:23:56.620 Let that rumor take legs and go on
01:23:59.220 What's the rumor?
01:24:00.820 He eats people
01:24:02.060 He has eaten
01:24:04.420 He ate person one time
01:24:07.600 On a blurry creature excursion
01:24:11.540 This reminds me of, like, when my generation, if you had a tattoo on your neck, you were just saying, like, F you to society.
01:24:18.080 He doesn't have a neck to get tattooed.
01:24:19.760 I'm never going to get a real job.
01:24:21.580 I feel like you guys are doing that with, like, fuzzy creatures right now.
01:24:24.200 You're like, yeah, F this.
01:24:25.380 We're never going to, like, be buddies with them ever again.
01:24:27.460 I mean, yeah.
01:24:27.760 I mean, we were buddies. 1.00
01:24:28.900 Too retarded to stop. 0.99
01:24:29.680 But, no, it's not even about, listen, I do this to my friends right now. 0.91
01:24:33.280 I do it to Zach.
01:24:34.420 We just did it.
01:24:34.860 If we had a good one. 1.00
01:24:35.780 I mean, we called Zach retarded at the top of the show. 1.00
01:24:37.960 Oh, yeah, we said he was Spurge and reincarnated. 1.00
01:24:39.920 We should tell the fittest flat earther that.
01:24:41.540 be all right. Somebody tell the fittest flat earther
01:24:43.640 that Zack of the Berean Files
01:24:45.440 is actually Charles Virgin.
01:24:47.640 Dude, I kind of want one of these.
01:24:49.000 That'd be fun. They've already been coming after
01:24:51.560 me, though. Have they really? Because I did a Satan's Little Season
01:24:53.400 episode, and they've been trickling
01:24:55.740 in the chat. They're like, you're controlled opposition
01:24:57.620 because you're not talking about the things that he's
01:24:59.640 saying. Why are you here?
01:25:01.560 It's not Little Season. Well, I don't know.
01:25:03.480 I don't know why they're there. We had that happen,
01:25:05.720 and then we said, how about you go fuck yourself 1.00
01:25:07.900 and die? And then they went away. 1.00
01:25:09.680 They did that again to me to flock cameras, of all things.
01:25:13.500 I know.
01:25:13.840 You guys don't care about the flock cameras.
01:25:15.260 Top Lobster has never mentioned a flock camera, and I was like, actually, it's a funny story.
01:25:19.120 I've gotten my license suspended by a flock camera, and you know what I've decided afterward? 0.99
01:25:23.100 I don't give a shit. 0.99
01:25:24.140 I stood on this. 0.99
01:25:25.100 There's literally nothing I can do about it. 1.00
01:25:26.580 You assholes keep voting for the same thing, and it's like, well, I don't know, whatever, dog. 0.99
01:25:30.180 I was going to bring it up on the, um, don't drive fast. 0.99
01:25:33.100 Anything to do with it that we're going to be watched by video cameras the rest of our life.
01:25:36.720 Yeah, yeah.
01:25:37.120 I am on a video camera.
01:25:39.280 Have you seen the whole thing about – they're saying it with 6G, but I'm telling you they've been talking about this for a decade, how they can use your Wi-Fi signal as like sonar, like a bat sees, where they can use it as cameras.
01:25:50.860 Well, I'm seeing people say that that's going to roll out with 6G now, but it's like, dude, I'm pretty sure they've had that capability for like five, ten years.
01:25:57.360 You want to know my favorite conspiracy?
01:25:59.660 Literally my favorite conspiracy whenever somebody asks me. 1.00
01:26:02.320 The Jews. 1.00
01:26:03.240 Well, no, and it's propagated by them for sure. 1.00
01:26:06.160 Isn't everything?
01:26:06.600 It's the HGTV conspiracy theory
01:26:10.540 Holly?
01:26:11.540 Shout out to Al Marinelli
01:26:14.100 Who is our video guy
01:26:15.080 I think he does house hunters
01:26:18.120 Not HGTV but whatever
01:26:19.220 This is the conspiracy
01:26:20.640 HGTV gets broadcast cable
01:26:23.300 They popularize the open floor concept
01:26:26.040 Then they also popularize
01:26:27.760 The stainless steel in the
01:26:29.160 Turn to me
01:26:29.940 I'm eating and I'm trying to not be near my mic
01:26:33.320 Until I get everything out of my teeth
01:26:34.920 They popularized the stainless steel appliances. 1.00
01:26:38.200 Somebody wants to collaborate with Niggas or Butterflies. 1.00
01:26:40.720 Professional podcast. 1.00
01:26:41.220 I mean, yeah, I guess we would, but they don't like us.
01:26:43.580 They would never mess with us. 0.99
01:26:44.820 I've said a lot of shit about the Orthodox Church. 0.99
01:26:47.120 You see that poster? 1.00
01:26:47.700 Let me tell you. 0.54
01:26:48.300 Are they Orthodox? 1.00
01:26:49.180 Niggas or Butterflies? 1.00
01:26:49.940 One of them. 1.00
01:26:50.600 No.
01:26:50.920 I showed up to their shop.
01:26:52.940 I thought they were country.
01:26:53.920 Why?
01:26:54.320 And reached out to their...
01:26:55.860 Did they go, ew?
01:26:56.900 They literally like...
01:26:57.800 When?
01:26:58.240 There's no stronger...
01:26:59.660 Wait, when?
01:27:00.460 Can you just let me finish a sentence?
01:27:01.780 there's no stronger attempt at making contact than showing up oh i i shook his hand yeah yeah
01:27:07.800 there's literally nothing to do here they want nothing to do with us which is totally fine
01:27:11.180 when did you go there um yeah i went on a date with my with my wife what did you say you probably
01:27:17.980 heard about us no i i said there could be something cool he probably flexed on him a little bit no no
01:27:22.580 no uh what are they gonna they have a whole production shop what am i gonna flex on i know
01:27:26.120 but you're the raven okay please stop that so um the we went to mount dora to go have like 0.63
01:27:32.720 breakfast i don't fucking know dude a couple months ago and um did you know about this yeah 0.78
01:27:36.680 i literally told him but i don't know what he said and i stopped in and i just said hey i wanted 0.85
01:27:40.420 to check out like what kind of production you guys got going on for for merch i thought maybe
01:27:44.220 we could do a collab because we have a podcast coffee shop studio with merchandise for brohemian
01:27:48.740 grove and the other thing was since sam tripoli when we had him for brohemian grove went and did
01:27:53.480 their show and we want to get people higher IRL I thought maybe we could set up a relationship
01:27:58.280 where like brilliant they could go do your show and our show just to make it worth it for the
01:28:03.320 you know the guest of the show whoever's coming in but uh the guy walked up to me and I did the
01:28:07.400 same thing I was like we're gonna have Owen Benjamin and Heather Lynn or whatever it's like
01:28:10.340 if you have openings whatever people are coming in we'll coordinate to fly and he looked at me
01:28:14.460 I think his name was uh Jake Grant Beef Hat Jake Jake no Jake from Ninjas or Butterflies was here
01:28:22.660 this weekend dude i literally got a picture of that same guy when i went to his shop he went
01:28:26.080 like he looked right at me as i'm telling him this and he goes spit on your feet no he writes 0.99
01:28:30.180 on left-handed uh and then he hands it to me and i read it i said this just says fuck you man yeah 0.99
01:28:35.160 and then i looked up and he was gone and that was that and i was like he's actually does uh 0.99
01:28:39.540 really great so you'll call me yeah yeah it's just a cloud of smoke so you know that's how that goes 1.00
01:28:47.940 Yeah, niggas are butterflies, loves blurry creatures 1.00
01:28:50.100 And daddy, I get it 1.00
01:28:51.080 Fuck you, eat shit 1.00
01:28:52.820 I didn't even see you right 1.00
01:28:54.140 No, I've just never seen you try to be like
01:28:56.600 Bunnies are cool with somebody
01:28:58.040 And you tried to do it and he was like 1.00
01:28:59.760 Get out of here, you're a loser 0.99
01:29:01.240 David Cameron, by the way, says Cashman just left Timcast 1.00
01:29:04.060 Get him on now
01:29:04.760 Cashman is going to be here in person, in studio
01:29:07.380 On the 19th
01:29:08.400 What?
01:29:08.860 I'm lying about
01:29:10.260 I'm not going to spread rumors about the ninjas
01:29:12.140 They were very nice
01:29:13.140 But whatever, yeah, there's nothing
01:29:14.380 But they were just like, yeah, dude
01:29:15.780 We would never affiliate, like, getting a guy showing you a man with us.
01:29:19.020 Like, we're not going to do that.
01:29:19.940 Like, we're actually busy for the next forever.
01:29:22.280 Well, we recommended some people to us.
01:29:24.220 Didn't they explicitly say not interested?
01:29:26.940 I think the Blurry Creatures were reaching out to us to have us on, but we were busy.
01:29:30.640 No, no, no, no.
01:29:31.200 You know what I love is how you guys are like, Matt, stop acting like a fan to people. 0.99
01:29:34.260 But you guys totally have both done it to ninjas or motherfuckers, and you can't even fake it. 0.99
01:29:38.280 You know that's what I need. 0.99
01:29:39.580 I'm going to be honest. 1.00
01:29:40.740 The craziest shit? 1.00
01:29:42.000 Never even watched it. 1.00
01:29:42.920 I've never listened to a single fucking episode. 0.99
01:29:44.380 No, but you're like fanboying on them. 0.99
01:29:46.100 You're like, Matt, don't glaze people that come on the show.
01:29:48.440 Fanboying?
01:29:48.600 Act like you've been here before.
01:29:49.900 I've never...
01:29:50.900 You've been in there with your wife and then walked in and was like,
01:29:54.880 hey, guys, maybe there's some partnerships to be had here.
01:29:58.700 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:29:59.240 Partnerships, I do mean...
01:30:00.100 Hold on, if we're talking about... 0.99
01:30:00.880 I didn't invite them to my house to see my fucking food for it. 0.99
01:30:04.580 We're talking about fanboying. 0.99
01:30:06.060 I've never seen anybody.
01:30:07.020 My whole family loves this guy, dude.
01:30:07.660 If Owen Benjamin allowed you to hug him perpetually for 48 hours, 0.99
01:30:12.100 you would have fucking done it. 0.98
01:30:12.980 there's no way that's not a fanboy 0.99
01:30:15.480 alright? Yeah, I don't care
01:30:17.120 you know how cool it was to read somebody's book
01:30:19.060 and then interview them about the book
01:30:20.920 that you just spent three weeks reading? No, that was cool
01:30:23.020 that was cool. Yeah, that was cool
01:30:25.320 that was fine. No, the
01:30:27.100 shampoo ginger, he was like, he got
01:30:29.060 something, he's like, yo, dude, video
01:30:31.160 that again, video this again
01:30:32.400 I was like, alright, let's do it. Honestly, that guy
01:30:34.880 Owen has this ability to like
01:30:37.040 he'll just be like, start recording this, and then he'll just do
01:30:39.080 a bit. Yeah. And it's like, we
01:30:40.980 We don't have that.
01:30:41.700 Our own, you know, social media chick.
01:30:44.860 Dude, we did a ton of other stuff.
01:30:46.340 I just wasn't, like, I didn't even think to be videoing her.
01:30:48.860 At one point in the VIP, when you guys were on stage, Tiffany walks up to me and she goes,
01:30:53.920 Dude, be funny.
01:30:55.200 Do something funny. 1.00
01:30:56.260 And I said, Tiffany, I'm going to punch you in your face. 1.00
01:30:58.460 You should have punched her in the face. 1.00
01:30:59.600 She shouldn't have warned her. 0.99
01:31:00.260 Tell me to be funny.
01:31:01.140 Be funny.
01:31:01.620 I have buttons to press, Tiffany.
01:31:03.220 Do a flip.
01:31:03.640 Just smile.
01:31:04.800 Smile. 1.00
01:31:05.780 Tiffany's great, but she can go fuck herself. 1.00
01:31:07.740 I was like, I'm going to be less funny now. 1.00
01:31:09.440 Don't tell me to be funny.
01:31:10.740 He's like, do something, like, for the comrade.
01:31:13.220 And I'm like, I can't.
01:31:14.100 Now that you've asked, I can't do it.
01:31:15.840 I won't do it.
01:31:16.640 Yeah, that's weird when it's like you've got to do a thing. 0.98
01:31:18.900 I think Toad, a great man, Toad, once said, I'm not your fucking monkey. 0.99
01:31:22.200 Yeah. 0.99
01:31:22.700 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:31:23.800 Do you know that story?
01:31:24.840 That's a great story.
01:31:25.640 Go ahead.
01:31:25.900 Tell him.
01:31:26.740 You want to know the reach that Top Lobster has?
01:31:30.160 Because you have no idea.
01:31:31.140 So you think that I'm just some guy that comes into the film.
01:31:32.260 Why are you always trying to, like, flex on me and say, Matt, I'm way bigger than you think I am?
01:31:35.600 Because you deserve it.
01:31:36.460 I get it.
01:31:36.920 You're great.
01:31:37.020 Okay, okay.
01:31:37.640 We had an opportunity to have Toad debate RFK Jr.
01:31:42.740 What?
01:31:43.360 At the California Libertarian Primary.
01:31:46.960 We did.
01:31:47.480 We do.
01:31:47.900 We did.
01:31:48.540 Why?
01:31:49.140 Why Toad?
01:31:50.200 Because Toad was one of the people that was running for the nominee for the Libertarian Party.
01:31:55.880 Yeah.
01:31:56.120 I mean, he was on stage debating people in his bare feet.
01:31:58.700 We had a guy in the wings ready to fund his entire trip.
01:32:03.540 Not only was he going to fund his entire trip, he was going to fund, it was like a, I think
01:32:07.980 there was like a buy-in, like five grand to be on the panel.
01:32:10.800 Did Toad really care about the topics or no?
01:32:13.020 He just was, thought he would do it.
01:32:14.000 He did, and he was running for president.
01:32:16.260 And for this specific type of debate, you needed to pay.
01:32:19.640 We fundraised effectively to get him his flights, hotel, and whatever, and the buy-in to do
01:32:26.320 this.
01:32:26.800 And you know what he told us?
01:32:27.560 What did he do with the money when he didn't go?
01:32:28.480 You know what he told us?
01:32:29.200 Well, we gave it back to the guy.
01:32:30.540 You know what he told us?
01:32:31.340 What? 1.00
01:32:31.600 I'm not your fucking monkey. 0.99
01:32:33.540 It's kind of. 0.99
01:32:34.220 And you know what Toe did?
01:32:35.340 I respect that, dude.
01:32:35.780 I respect that.
01:32:36.580 You know what he did?
01:32:37.800 Nothing.
01:32:38.380 Nothing.
01:32:38.960 Nothing.
01:32:39.400 You can't make him do anything.
01:32:40.760 I like that.
01:32:41.360 You know what he did when he got on stage and he debated those guys?
01:32:43.600 He turned around to the libertarian, like, the libertarians, the people that were there
01:32:47.460 to watch it.
01:32:47.980 In Georgia. 1.00
01:32:48.360 And he called them fucking losers. 1.00
01:32:49.980 And then he took his shoes off and his socks and did a three-hour debate with these people. 1.00
01:32:53.920 He's like, yeah, you know what the L in LP stands for? 0.99
01:32:56.700 Losers. 0.99
01:32:57.700 You've got to respect that. 1.00
01:32:58.680 I respect it so much, dude.
01:33:00.480 You've got to respect that.
01:33:00.580 I was like, that was my first introduction to Toe to IRL.
01:33:03.540 And I was like, whoa.
01:33:04.420 He wouldn't even come to this show.
01:33:05.900 He has a banner.
01:33:07.440 He had a banner in the show.
01:33:08.620 It was in the main shot, I think.
01:33:10.260 Yeah, I think it was.
01:33:11.140 He's like, I'm not your monkey.
01:33:12.920 I'm all come.
01:33:13.760 He also thinks everybody's going to kill him, which is super strange.
01:33:16.600 He said that.
01:33:17.620 The one show I ever did with him, he said he was afraid to come down here.
01:33:21.700 Yeah, which I don't understand why.
01:33:23.380 Shout out to Ben.
01:33:24.480 Ben's in the chat.
01:33:25.300 What's up, dude?
01:33:25.820 We were just talking about you guys.
01:33:27.540 Thank you for coming.
01:33:28.600 Had an amazing time.
01:33:29.900 Great event, boys.
01:33:30.920 Thank you for throwing such a great event.
01:33:32.340 Thank you for coming, man.
01:33:33.200 And thank you for being a part of it
01:33:34.380 It was really cool to get everybody together
01:33:36.380 Also, you did a great job on stage
01:33:38.400 You in particular, Ben, you've got a good voice for it
01:33:41.060 We were just talking, your deliverance is pretty sweet
01:33:43.760 You mean delivery?
01:33:44.980 Deliverance
01:33:45.340 Your deliverance is what Laura Baker
01:33:47.120 That's what Laura Baker does 1.00
01:33:48.940 Oh shit 0.96
01:33:50.560 It is that time in the show, guys 0.99
01:33:52.560 If you want Nancy to read your Super Chats 1.00
01:33:54.460 Fuck, it's on loop, I gotta stop it 1.00
01:33:56.060 If you want Nancy to read your Super Chats 1.00
01:33:59.000 You gotta send them, you poor pieces of shit 1.00
01:34:01.260 So let's get into it 1.00
01:34:02.580 Nancy, I hope you're available. You're not boiling water.
01:34:04.900 We're going to serve the first one up to you.
01:34:06.700 Here it comes.
01:34:11.560 Dead air. We love the dead air.
01:34:13.440 Not nice, guy says.
01:34:15.180 Hey.
01:34:16.840 Forget about God.
01:34:18.240 It's time to branch out into a cult.
01:34:22.940 It's an on-tap market.
01:34:25.320 I do actually like that kind of thing.
01:34:26.880 I have a horrible echo.
01:34:27.900 Do you have horrible echo?
01:34:29.000 We'll see if we can fix that for you. 0.99
01:34:30.180 This is actually directly in line with the Mormon church. 0.99
01:34:34.360 By the way, not nice guy in the audience, and I'm talking about a show of hands, who goes to church? 0.92
01:34:43.080 And then I said, now, which one of your churches has prepared you for spiritual warfare?
01:34:48.640 And all the hands went down. 0.55
01:34:50.080 The only two hands that were up that said that their church has prepared them for spiritual warfare was one person who I couldn't see, and the other one was the Mormon, not nice guy. 0.69
01:34:57.860 So the Mormon church is arming people how to deal with spiritual warfare, but the typical 501c3 system in America seems to have been failing people. 0.99
01:35:06.600 But, yeah, I agree.
01:35:07.720 Maybe it's time to tap into the occult because nobody's doing that.
01:35:11.160 No one's doing that.
01:35:12.280 Nobody's doing that. 0.61
01:35:12.880 Shout out to Jules.
01:35:14.420 Oh, shout out to Jules. 1.00
01:35:15.840 I hope he comes back to the Lord one day and stops doing all that gay shit. 1.00
01:35:18.740 All right. 1.00
01:35:20.420 We got another one.
01:35:24.660 Luke says,
01:35:25.660 says, be nice
01:35:27.680 to Matt, guys. Let him look at the chat.
01:35:30.180 No. Oh, my God.
01:35:31.820 It's not ploop. It's ploop toots.
01:35:33.560 Ploop toots, yeah. Also, you were being
01:35:35.720 very bad. Matt was being
01:35:37.380 egregious. We got to have a talk
01:35:39.700 after the show. That was insane.
01:35:41.720 Some would say it was one glance. Talking
01:35:43.560 to the back of skulls is just
01:35:45.480 a tremendous...
01:35:47.480 I have a lot of fun doing that, and I'm
01:35:49.620 grateful for the attention that you pay to me
01:35:51.600 when I tell stories, Matt. Exactly.
01:35:53.900 Let's do it again.
01:35:56.360 Very Texan says.
01:35:58.200 Can you tell us how much she gives us, too,
01:35:59.800 so that way we know the money that we're making?
01:36:01.540 Yeah.
01:36:02.100 Oh, yeah.
01:36:02.740 And then add it all up for us at the end.
01:36:04.600 Don't act like you're not into numbers, Nancy.
01:36:06.880 Jing-chong-ping-pong. 0.99
01:36:07.920 Stop that. 1.00
01:36:08.540 See what I mean? 1.00
01:36:09.320 It's a Chinese thing. 0.98
01:36:10.700 How much was it, Nancy?
01:36:11.620 We don't know.
01:36:12.260 She's not going to tell us.
01:36:14.740 What?
01:36:15.520 Do we have to make it every time?
01:36:16.340 Schizo-Friend says.
01:36:17.820 Thanks for such a great weekend.
01:36:19.740 No you.
01:36:20.140 Thanks for all the Alp.
01:36:21.260 No you.
01:36:21.780 Oh, yeah. 1.00
01:36:22.120 Schizo-Friend was here. 0.99
01:36:23.040 He gave me, like, three logs of Alp. 0.73
01:36:26.120 Oh, yeah, he did.
01:36:27.280 And Schizofriend met at the elevator at the Brownwood. 1.00
01:36:29.980 Schizofriend is the shit, man. 1.00
01:36:31.040 Yeah, he's cool, dude. 1.00
01:36:31.880 He's a really cool dude.
01:36:32.980 He was really, like, in, you know, like, a lot of people come and they kind of hang
01:36:37.680 out, like, in the background or whatever, like, Schizofriend in the heart of it.
01:36:41.180 Yeah, yeah.
01:36:41.620 I mean, he's a little comfortable.
01:36:42.720 He's been here before.
01:36:43.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:36:44.040 He's in the fray, though. 0.83
01:36:47.900 Nancy's just, like, knocking around.
01:36:49.080 Dimitri questions.
01:36:51.820 Nothing.
01:36:52.140 Nothing.
01:36:52.740 Flex.
01:36:53.040 flex. Muscle arm. Oh, yeah.
01:36:54.960 Demetri questions came with
01:36:56.820 Owen Benjamin. Oh, cool, cool.
01:36:59.000 Oh, really? Him and Coddington.
01:37:00.660 Oh, that's cool. Every time Owen's in Florida,
01:37:03.180 I've seen Demetri's... This is the second
01:37:05.020 bro-grove he's been at. By the way, shout out
01:37:07.100 to... What did he look like? He looked just like
01:37:09.120 that. That little picture, like a Russian. 1.00
01:37:10.980 He looked like a Russian guy. You can tell that he doesn't belong 1.00
01:37:13.080 here. Demetri. Yeah, very Russian.
01:37:15.060 Shout out to... Oh, he held down the all black 0.84
01:37:16.520 on Saturday? Yeah, yes. There were two guys
01:37:19.060 with all black button-ups. And one of them was dressed like a 0.58
01:37:21.100 pirate though does owen make you dress like that i gotta like that idea yeah um shout out to the
01:37:27.260 couple that came i believe all the way from canada and if you put this camera on me uh gave me a
01:37:33.060 jeep duck which is um very insulting if it wasn't for the gratitude that i feel in my heart for
01:37:40.660 people even showing up to anything that we do i would have punted this thing straight across the
01:37:44.660 parking lot i've seen him punt yeah that was a good kick was that a good kick or not around the 0.72
01:37:49.280 Do you have any idea of a Neffy duck for the Jeep? 0.81
01:37:51.740 Dude. 1.00
01:37:52.460 Would you put that?
01:37:53.540 A little, the little.
01:37:55.300 We can 3D print one.
01:37:56.760 A duck body with a Neffy head, and it's just white.
01:37:59.480 But thank you for the duck.
01:38:00.560 I think it's going to remain in the studio.
01:38:01.860 I don't think it's going to go in my truck, though.
01:38:03.460 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:38:04.020 We're going to do that.
01:38:04.900 Very easy.
01:38:05.520 Will you put it in the truck? 1.00
01:38:06.880 If it's a Neffy skull? 1.00
01:38:08.040 Yeah. 0.99
01:38:08.220 It's just going to set a precedent where I'm going to get more and more dropped on my truck, 0.98
01:38:11.920 and then I'm going to have to fucking punt them across the parking lot. 0.96
01:38:14.860 I don't know if I told the story, but after I got in the car, after kicking the duck across the parking lot, 0.98
01:38:20.000 I spotted a Jeep Wrangler that was parked with a couple inside of it.
01:38:24.320 They saw the whole thing, dude.
01:38:25.620 And I think it was them that dropped it off.
01:38:28.440 Oh.
01:38:29.120 They're like, oh, look how cool this is going to be.
01:38:31.400 We're going to watch him get his first duck. 1.00
01:38:33.100 And I fucking kicked it. 0.99
01:38:34.760 I mean, like, fantastically. 1.00
01:38:36.700 What a waker. 1.00
01:38:38.220 He screamed, fuck you for giving this to me. 1.00
01:38:40.480 And then I watched him kick it, and I was like, that was weird behavior. 1.00
01:38:43.320 I'm just glad you don't have really strong feelings
01:38:45.660 about like really just monotonous
01:38:47.600 everything
01:38:48.160 really strong feelings about 0.99
01:38:51.320 nonsensical shit 0.99
01:38:52.480 but thank you for the duck I don't know if 0.99
01:38:55.380 Nephi is going to accommodate that we'll just put it back on the
01:38:57.560 theater over here
01:38:58.500 oh you hear that sound that means there's more money
01:39:00.920 let's go
01:39:01.600 it's going to be this one
01:39:04.040 Milkus says
01:39:06.160 oh Milkus shout out Milkman
01:39:07.720 shout out the Milkman
01:39:09.340 Blap blap blap blap blap
01:39:11.540 Blap, blap, blap. 0.79
01:39:12.240 Blap, blap, blap to you, Milkus Dogus. 0.98
01:39:14.360 I think I'll dox him. 0.98
01:39:15.900 I don't want to dox him.
01:39:16.880 He's been to every Brogrove, I believe. 0.98
01:39:18.640 He's the fucking best. 0.98
01:39:19.980 He has so much Top Lobster merch, it's insane. 0.99
01:39:21.960 He owns more Top Lobster merch than I do.
01:39:23.880 Yeah.
01:39:24.740 I just, I wish we, like, next time he comes back, we have to actually, like, hang out
01:39:28.660 because it's always like, yo, what's up?
01:39:30.340 And he tries to, like, he's like, I want to just, like, respect your time.
01:39:33.140 He's got a cool vibe.
01:39:34.460 Yeah, it's a cool vibe.
01:39:35.260 Like, he's kind of like a wild dude.
01:39:36.320 If you do that with these guys, they're going to dump all over you.
01:39:38.640 If you're like, hey, I just want to respect your time, I'm not going to barge all in,
01:39:41.640 they're going to be like, yeah, okay, good.
01:39:43.420 No, because there's other people who don't want to respect my time.
01:39:45.880 You have to aggressively come at them to get their time.
01:39:47.520 I would rather talk with Milkus, but it's fine.
01:39:50.180 I enjoyed everybody I talked to.
01:39:51.260 What did Milkus look like?
01:39:52.280 How would I recognize him?
01:39:52.600 He's got kind of like crazy pushed up hair. 1.00
01:39:54.520 He's got military boots with his shit. 1.00
01:39:55.960 A long skinny face came with a Mexican guy named Armando. 1.00
01:39:58.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:39:59.500 Armando was with him.
01:40:00.360 He's got jeans that are like real faded in the front.
01:40:03.260 They're a little bit baggy. 1.00
01:40:03.920 Yeah, reddish. 1.00
01:40:04.580 He's got a cool style.
01:40:06.680 He's got a cool style.
01:40:07.420 He's kind of a wild-looking dude. 0.98
01:40:08.720 Like, if I was going to start a Nephilim death squad, like, militia, like, if shit went to crack, you know, I'd be like, that guy. 0.98
01:40:15.120 We're going to have that guy. 0.99
01:40:15.860 He'd be the guy that leads up when they're going out for resources. 0.74
01:40:18.380 Wait, the blonde guy that's, like, the bicycler? 0.84
01:40:21.880 Bicycleta? 0.91
01:40:22.320 No, we would never take a bicycler.
01:40:24.520 That dude was, like, jacked.
01:40:25.600 Was that Parker?
01:40:26.580 Parker Morris.
01:40:27.440 No, no, no.
01:40:27.980 Parker was hanging with him.
01:40:28.960 Oh, I know what you're talking about.
01:40:30.360 That guy was, like, jacked, bro.
01:40:31.480 I'm a cyclist.
01:40:32.560 I do backpacking cycling.
01:40:33.960 He said he would be riding bikes for, like, 100 miles just listening to NDS. 1.00
01:40:38.480 That guy fucks. 0.99
01:40:39.480 That's Milkus. 1.00
01:40:40.180 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:40:41.140 He's very cool. 1.00
01:40:42.400 Milkus is the shit. 1.00
01:40:44.520 Oh, here's another person that's the shit. 1.00
01:40:46.440 We got to do the sound. 1.00
01:40:47.880 It's just hard to remember.
01:40:48.620 I'll put it up here, but you can't.
01:40:50.140 I'm not going to dox him.
01:40:51.360 Yeah, he's very cool.
01:40:53.520 Okay.
01:40:54.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:40:54.840 Love that dude.
01:40:55.660 Love that dude.
01:40:56.240 Here we go.
01:40:56.580 Here's another one for you.
01:40:58.980 Read me, Seth.
01:40:59.700 We gone, Seth.
01:41:00.380 You guys crushed.
01:41:01.660 Thank you.
01:41:02.040 Thank you. 0.98
01:41:02.420 It's Qui-Gon. 0.99
01:41:03.960 it is Qui-Gon 0.98
01:41:04.660 Qui-Gon was also there
01:41:07.000 $1.99 you're reading the $1.99 now
01:41:09.420 because it's Qui-Gon
01:41:10.920 Meaty was there 0.98
01:41:12.860 did Meaty shit his pants for real 1.00
01:41:15.400 Meaty ripped such mean ass 1.00
01:41:17.800 so Meaty 0.99
01:41:19.580 was helping
01:41:21.220 he was one of the dudes that was like super helpful
01:41:23.380 in the teardown
01:41:24.540 and dude I mean like not nice guy
01:41:27.440 also massively helpful
01:41:28.820 Meaty was right in the front lines helping us break everything down
01:41:31.580 get it out of the center
01:41:33.100 and at one point went to go lift something very hard or heavy,
01:41:37.020 and he farted hard.
01:41:38.860 He farted so hard it was crazy. 1.00
01:41:40.880 A meat fart. 0.97
01:41:41.540 Yeah, he farted so hard that the words that came out of his mouth next 0.98
01:41:45.640 were, I think I shit myself. 0.97
01:41:47.500 Oh, meat cavern clogged the toilet, 0.76
01:41:49.200 and he told me about it with the hand.
01:41:50.940 That's what I thought.
01:41:51.640 You've got to let her read it.
01:41:52.660 Okay, we're going to read that again because that deserves two reads.
01:41:56.560 Let's do the sound.
01:41:57.860 We've got to get this as a drop instead of clicking.
01:41:59.820 Yeah, you're right.
01:42:01.320 And boom.
01:42:03.100 victoria victoria here holy spirit roundtable next next progro sorry sorry you all right
01:42:13.660 victoria who the echo is messing with my brain it's hard to read sorry what's messing with her
01:42:21.160 brain she's getting an echo from us i don't know what's going on i don't think she is getting an
01:42:25.620 echo i think she probably is talking over myself it's weird yeah yeah all right we'll try to see
01:42:31.200 if we can fix that what's it what's communications i think i have an idea what the problem is hold on
01:42:35.320 so um victoria there's only one victoria that i'm aware of and she was incredible
01:42:40.740 she took my son for ice cream oh yeah victoria yeah that's right she did yeah victoria is the
01:42:47.200 best at some point i look over and and it's it's late right it's dark out we're all hanging out at
01:42:52.800 the square listening to music and i see um my son and my wife walking away with victoria and i feel
01:43:00.820 totally cool about that i don't like if it was anybody else i'd be like where the hell is my
01:43:05.500 family going no she's super chill but she's like the lady at church that's just like a mom she's
01:43:10.040 the best yeah also very helpful helped us break things down and folded everything we talked about
01:43:14.140 that um said an interesting thing i don't know if we should uh oh there's an echo on stream for
01:43:20.580 nancy when she speaks that's interesting okay how about now nancy though can you talk hello hello
01:43:25.900 are you still getting an echo for yourself
01:43:28.460 still echo okay
01:43:29.560 okay you're just going to have to deal with it then
01:43:32.020 no no we're figuring it out
01:43:33.040 that's right
01:43:34.980 that's how I feel I'm glad that somebody's expressing that
01:43:38.500 subordination
01:43:39.220 did you watch Meet the Robinsons
01:43:41.140 not yet
01:43:43.280 there's going to be tension until you do
01:43:45.440 there's going to be this nasty tension where you say mean things to me
01:43:48.220 until you watch it
01:43:49.760 alright one two one two
01:43:50.840 Nance can you say something see if you got the echo on
01:43:55.900 Okay, we're back.
01:44:11.840 All right, Nance, are you there? 1.00
01:44:16.340 I think she's just screwing with us.
01:44:17.800 Now the whole audio is gone.
01:44:19.420 All right, let's go on to...
01:44:21.820 Are you sure they can hear us?
01:44:23.360 I don't know.
01:44:23.820 We'll find out in the chat in a second.
01:44:25.900 Best to just roll as if they can
01:44:28.300 Until otherwise noted 1.00
01:44:29.540 There we go, she's going to go out and come back in 0.75
01:44:32.460 So I'm going to make the noise
01:44:33.520 But I'm going to read it 0.99
01:44:35.840 What the fuck is that? 0.98
01:44:39.360 I don't know, I'm playing soundboard sounds 0.99
01:44:40.860 Unbelievable
01:44:41.480 Can you fix the thing? 0.97
01:44:44.180 Because now we've got some shit up on the screen 0.97
01:44:45.400 So Dwight Chokum 0.99
01:44:47.180 What?
01:44:48.720 That's a crazy name
01:44:49.820 That's his gamer tag
01:44:50.500 That's kind of heavy
01:44:51.900 Dwight Chokum says
01:44:54.440 definitely want to try and make it next year happy to be a part of it in a small way by sponsoring
01:44:59.360 zach with makeup who does your makeup even though the project didn't happen so i actually want to
01:45:06.220 address this there's a couple of things that didn't happen number one um trying to orchestrate
01:45:12.220 the round tables somebody didn't come up the first time and in the heat of things i didn't come up
01:45:17.780 say the name it was andrew of the 6g agenda was i don't know what he was doing he was you know
01:45:23.400 commiserating with some of the 0.97
01:45:25.100 podcasters and fucking 0.98
01:45:27.240 didn't hear his name when I called him to the stage 0.99
01:45:29.380 which screwed up a slot
01:45:30.940 that Zach was supposed to take and I didn't
01:45:33.300 realize it. That's cool man.
01:45:34.980 That's cool. That's alright. Zach is super chill
01:45:37.360 dude. So Zach never got
01:45:39.060 his spot. Not only that but
01:45:41.060 Zach bought a fucking really expensive 1.00
01:45:43.440 prosthetic alien head. 1.00
01:45:45.000 Well in all fairness let me be very clear
01:45:47.060 I didn't buy the alien mask
01:45:48.940 for you. I bought the alien mask for
01:45:51.020 me. And that makes it worse. And it's coming on
01:45:53.040 the show on my show either way okay good i'm glad that it's gonna make no that would have been
01:45:57.380 crazy you would be a terrible person if that was the case oh yeah if you bought it for me yeah
01:46:01.240 he automatically assumes if you have a thing he's like oh thank you so much and sometimes people 0.95
01:46:05.700 are like uh you're yeah you're welcome so markedly worse uh i think in some ways that it was actually
01:46:11.460 just for you because that actually makes me sad like it was it was for you it didn't happen if
01:46:15.880 it was for me it didn't happen i'd feel you know not so bad about it can i shout out his company
01:46:19.980 Please, shout out his company. Shout it out hard.
01:46:22.500 Dreadworks FX Makeup.
01:46:24.220 Check it out, y'all.
01:46:24.840 It's a lifelike alien gray mask that articulates
01:46:28.080 with your facial expressions.
01:46:29.000 That is not his mask. He supplied the makeup.
01:46:31.800 Oh, he supplied the makeup. Okay, gotcha, gotcha.
01:46:33.580 Wait, what do you mean it articulates with your facial expressions?
01:46:35.860 I was pretty explicit about that.
01:46:38.140 We'll bring it in. What does that mean?
01:46:39.560 You have a thing, you set it up, and it makes the same way
01:46:42.020 your face makes faces.
01:46:43.460 When you put it on your face, if you go like this,
01:46:46.040 it also does that.
01:46:47.420 So if I put it on and do the matte face, it'll be like an alien matte face?
01:46:50.420 No, I don't think it'll do the forehead stuff, but it'll definitely, like, mouth stuff, you know,
01:46:53.840 because you're very into mouth stuff.
01:46:55.600 So, you know, we didn't get a chance to do that.
01:46:58.500 The other thing that we didn't get a chance to do...
01:47:00.600 Into mouth stuff?
01:47:01.800 ...into mouth stuff.
01:47:02.980 We didn't get a chance to do mouth stuff.
01:47:04.520 The other thing that I didn't get a chance to do that actually really upsets me...
01:47:07.320 Hold on, guys, really quick.
01:47:08.220 I just want to run through these.
01:47:09.200 Let's see.
01:47:12.540 I don't know if I like that one. 1.00
01:47:13.460 That one's not Chinese enough. 1.00
01:47:17.720 Nope. 1.00
01:47:18.480 What is that? 0.97
01:47:20.920 Just Chinese sounds. 1.00
01:47:21.860 That one's okay. 0.98
01:47:22.840 I like that one a little bit.
01:47:24.980 It's like too normal.
01:47:25.980 That's like just a bell.
01:47:27.180 All right, we'll keep looking.
01:47:28.120 Okay.
01:47:28.640 I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
01:47:30.920 Oh.
01:47:31.420 Now we all got the echo.
01:47:32.700 Now we got the echo. 1.00
01:47:33.860 All right, Nancy, mute your mic before I beat you. 1.00
01:47:35.840 Hold on.
01:47:36.120 No, we're good.
01:47:37.040 Okay, we're good now.
01:47:37.740 All right.
01:47:38.240 That was very scary. 1.00
01:47:39.180 I see Nancy's trying to sabotage our show.
01:47:41.140 Nancy, how do you sound now?
01:47:41.520 Are you getting echo?
01:47:44.240 Hello?
01:47:44.840 Hello?
01:47:46.020 Yeah.
01:47:46.340 Oh, the echo's gone, Nancy.
01:47:48.240 All for you.
01:47:50.040 Right.
01:47:50.720 There we go.
01:47:51.520 So we've got to figure that out.
01:47:53.360 It's like, was it good for you?
01:47:55.580 Right, right.
01:47:56.220 It was great for me. 0.98
01:47:57.880 So the other thing we didn't get to do, the venue fucked us over on the front end and the back end. 0.96
01:48:03.740 So not only did they not. 0.97
01:48:05.420 Right in the back?
01:48:06.260 Front end?
01:48:07.000 They gave it to us in the front.
01:48:09.560 So they kicked us off stage early, and they also didn't let us get in as early as I wanted to.
01:48:14.720 so i lost an hour oh can we please talk about that yeah i feel really bad about that this
01:48:20.120 actually sucks ass and um we're gonna remedy it to the best of our ability but because we lost an 0.53
01:48:28.540 hour on the front end of setup we could not we literally got the everything like squared away 0.99
01:48:34.540 about 15 minutes before it was time to go on stage um we didn't get a chance to set up the 0.99
01:48:41.220 fucking Nephilim Death Squad 0.97
01:48:43.460 video game demo that Dave 0.99
01:48:45.480 has been working his ass off on
01:48:47.380 to get to us
01:48:49.480 in time for Bohemian Grove. You should feel
01:48:51.280 terrible. I do feel terrible.
01:48:53.120 No, even worse. Alright,
01:48:55.200 fucking cheese, man. However bad you feel, 1.00
01:48:57.500 worse. You can never recover from this.
01:48:59.520 Dude, it's such a bummer.
01:49:01.120 I bought the TV, and
01:49:03.320 it was just not enough time to get, go shoot 0.83
01:49:05.220 boogers out of your nose, it's fine. 0.98
01:49:06.740 It was not enough time to get everything
01:49:09.340 set up i had a spot for it i parked it next to the merch stand and like i said we didn't finish
01:49:14.240 set up until 15 minutes before uh is the audience hearing that that's very jarring um 15 minutes
01:49:22.200 before it was time to get on stage so we were literally redlining it getting everything built
01:49:26.880 and we never got an opportunity to showcase the new demo i haven't even got a chance to play it
01:49:33.020 yet so what i'm gonna do is uh can you get your back away from the camera and turn thank you um
01:49:38.120 what i'm gonna do is i'm going to do a live playthrough of the demo and we're gonna we're
01:49:44.560 gonna make a whole thing out of it but yeah there was a couple of things the alien mass we didn't
01:49:48.580 get a chance we didn't get a chance to get zach on stage we didn't get a chance to do the we
01:49:51.900 didn't even get a chance to do because one of our performances ran 15 minutes later than it was
01:49:56.880 supposed to uh which was uh owen benjamin and heather lynn and that 15 minute slot was for
01:50:03.540 Thomas the Paranoid American, to do
01:50:05.600 his
01:50:05.980 chemtrail show. And so
01:50:09.340 a lot of things got kind of screwed up in it, but
01:50:11.540 I'm going to end up doing a live stream of
01:50:13.580 the video game, and we'll get that back. 1.00
01:50:15.420 So let's get back to these... Only boomers 0.94
01:50:17.560 set up a schedule ahead of time, though. 1.00
01:50:20.880 I like a loose
01:50:23.400 schedule. That one almost
01:50:25.020 merited you a go fuck yourself. It almost 1.00
01:50:27.340 happened. I almost pulled it out of my pocket and threw it right
01:50:29.520 in your face. I feel like it's good, though, because
01:50:30.940 if any news would have popped up that day,
01:50:33.540 they're like boom this is why we do it because i've seen it happen like that before it's it's
01:50:37.480 all about themselves what's that boomers just yeah just always thinking of the future 0.98
01:50:41.320 shit like that um all right we're gonna do again and let's toss this up i don't know where nancy 0.97
01:50:48.940 is is she there let's see if it works i think i have a drop for it now we'll use that one 0.97
01:50:53.600 love you guys thank you nancy that's really nice nance yeah that's really sweet because
01:51:00.820 you haven't said that i feel like you've been a little bit sour lately and that was that was sweet
01:51:04.700 yep all right next question let me let me play let me play the drop okay
01:51:13.080 very good oh i like that one i know this is huge is it supposed to be japanese nancy no that's
01:51:25.740 fine just yeah he's chinese so schizo friend says i actually got to touch ed's face yeah
01:51:32.600 laugh my ass off i don't think that was consensual he did touch ed's face and then ed later told me 0.61
01:51:37.860 that he touched his face and then ed blamed it on me oh why did he touch his face i think because 0.86
01:51:42.880 i might have jokingly said come and touch ed's face oh no oh that's weird man i do like that
01:51:47.820 it was schizo friend i feel like ed probably doesn't really like that either like his whole
01:51:52.340 You know, that was the first time seeing Ed in person.
01:51:54.740 Yeah.
01:51:55.080 How was that, by the way?
01:51:56.380 Love it.
01:51:56.900 You getting to chop it up with Ed.
01:51:58.280 Honestly, like him, Laura, I'm really happy with the way that VIP Bible study went.
01:52:02.580 That was awesome.
01:52:04.220 You think so?
01:52:04.940 Yeah, I think so.
01:52:05.660 I never can tell, dude.
01:52:06.840 Like, when you do a show, it's just blurry.
01:52:08.480 Like, I feel like it's blurry afterwards.
01:52:09.840 Like, I don't know.
01:52:10.460 Did that go good?
01:52:11.280 Bad?
01:52:11.620 Whatever?
01:52:11.960 I don't know.
01:52:12.440 I think that went really well.
01:52:14.040 And I think we went in there.
01:52:16.460 You did amazing.
01:52:17.200 I know that.
01:52:17.820 I don't remember what I said.
01:52:19.060 I just remember, like, you know, Laura Baker, you, Ed Mabry being all together was something that was really special.
01:52:28.620 And we went at something that was really simple.
01:52:30.680 It was intimacy with God.
01:52:31.860 And that ended up being a banger.
01:52:34.320 And I think that's, like, really fantastic is to go at it simply.
01:52:38.460 You know what I mean?
01:52:38.920 Like, how do you develop a stronger relationship with God?
01:52:42.280 It's kind of like what else is there to talk about.
01:52:44.280 All the other things is just the thing, like, branching from that.
01:52:48.140 Yeah.
01:52:48.680 Or should be.
01:52:49.960 Like, if you read a Bible and it doesn't bring you into a living relationship with the author, then throw it away.
01:52:54.540 Like, I've said that before.
01:52:55.840 It was like, there's tons of intellectuals that are, like, preaching out of the Bible that don't know God.
01:53:01.560 But they've got great intellect, man.
01:53:03.160 So they can do really cool stuff with the intellect and their brain and they're pulling these passages.
01:53:07.840 Fascinating stuff.
01:53:08.440 Making these points and you talk to them and you're going, oh, no, this is a dude who, like, doesn't know God, though.
01:53:13.260 That's a scary place.
01:53:14.560 That's a scary place.
01:53:15.580 If you're just intellectualizing scripture and you don't have a relationship.
01:53:18.100 But if you're one of those dudes that, like, has a relationship and goes, yeah, let me show you something interesting.
01:53:21.800 Like when Pastor Rick was talking about the Crimson Worm.
01:53:24.520 Very interesting, fascinating insight.
01:53:26.300 But that's a guy that really loves the Lord and really has an intimate relationship with him.
01:53:29.640 So I think that angle, even though it seems so simple, because you kind of said that.
01:53:34.180 It was like, this is like, I don't know if you, the impression that I was getting from you was like, this is almost like beginner stuff.
01:53:41.960 No, I mean, it is, but then it's also like 100 years from now stuff, too.
01:53:46.800 Maybe not beginner stuff.
01:53:48.060 That's the fundamentals.
01:53:49.740 It should be, yeah.
01:53:50.520 I mean, it should be.
01:53:51.320 Well, yeah, because it comes back to why are you reading a Bible?
01:53:54.100 And everything you learn on top of it will bring you back to that same conclusion if you're doing it for the right reasons, right?
01:54:00.420 Like we kind of do this thing.
01:54:02.320 You talk about cemetery school where intellectualism is like that's the thing.
01:54:07.220 That's what we're all aiming for.
01:54:08.380 The benchmark, right?
01:54:09.120 Exactly.
01:54:09.520 But it's like, no, the whole of Christianity is do you know God?
01:54:16.060 Like, that's it.
01:54:17.320 Like, that's the whole thing.
01:54:18.620 The God who saves you, have you put your faith in him?
01:54:21.580 Everything else on top of that is cool, and it should support that.
01:54:24.880 Yeah.
01:54:25.480 But it's frivolous.
01:54:26.460 Yeah, it's like you can't have salvation without a savior.
01:54:28.980 You could have the right doctrine of salvation and not have a savior.
01:54:32.600 You know what I'm saying?
01:54:33.300 You could have the right doctrine of healing, but you still need a healer.
01:54:36.760 Like, it's for all these things is, like, people get these doctrines right.
01:54:40.480 It's like, yeah, but you need the one behind the doctrine.
01:54:42.940 Well, think of the people that stand before God on Judgment Day, and they cast out demons, they healed people, they did all these miracles, and he doesn't know them.
01:54:50.940 Knowing him is the root of all of it.
01:54:53.500 Yeah, man.
01:54:54.040 So that's why when Todd was like, you've got to plan something, you've got to do something, and I was still like, I think they're going to have me not actually do something.
01:55:00.200 I think they're going to change it at the last minute.
01:55:02.320 So I was not going to prepare anything.
01:55:04.100 I don't understand why he would think that.
01:55:05.180 I don't know.
01:55:05.760 I just had this feeling.
01:55:06.720 You guys were like, gotcha, man.
01:55:08.060 I just had this feeling.
01:55:09.580 It would be very funny.
01:55:10.760 I know, and I know your guys' comedy.
01:55:12.940 So I was, like, ready for that.
01:55:14.600 I actually made it so that I invited other people on the stage, and then you last.
01:55:18.480 Like, I wanted you to come up, like, in your own slot and everything.
01:55:22.720 And, you know, so, but yeah.
01:55:24.860 I mean, you were really kind to me the whole weekend, dude.
01:55:27.500 And I'm sorry for any little shots I took at you right here.
01:55:29.760 I just thought it was, like, kind of fun.
01:55:31.240 We were having a good time.
01:55:32.400 And, you know, if I was mean to you over the weekend, I'm really sorry about that.
01:55:35.400 You weren't mean to me over the weekend, but you've been a little bit.
01:55:38.480 I just thought it was really disrespectful.
01:55:40.440 But I'll tell you what, it's all right.
01:55:42.160 you're all right man i forgive you this is beautiful but i'm like top what else would
01:55:47.180 i talk about if you're gonna give me the chance just shut up yeah i think that's a good idea
01:55:50.900 okay geez gideon says congrats and praise god on an awesome bro grove hope i'll make a future one
01:56:00.120 onward and upward from here in the mighty name of jesus in the mighty name of jesus thank you
01:56:07.060 gideon i appreciate that very much like this he doesn't like any kind of music so we got to stop
01:56:20.780 heavy spirit mad i get it now we're a few well we gave half our revenue to the black lady so i
01:56:24.880 suppose we're participating in reparations oh yeah i think that actually does count what do
01:56:29.580 Every time we play that.
01:56:35.660 Do you have to give her money every time you play it?
01:56:38.500 I think so. 1.00
01:56:39.280 Half of our super chat that we just got just went to this bitch. 1.00
01:56:42.800 Do the noise again. 1.00
01:56:45.600 What noise? 1.00
01:56:46.220 The fucking soundboard. 1.00
01:56:48.260 Yeah, hold on. 1.00
01:56:52.180 All right, that's enough.
01:56:53.240 Yeah, that's fine.
01:56:53.820 We'll play the next one next time.
01:56:55.780 Not nice guy says.
01:56:57.640 Troubled vet. 1.00
01:56:58.360 That's his wife.
01:56:59.580 taught your son how to properly hold the gun apparently some lady taught him how to disarm
01:57:08.040 a gun too like from somebody's hand he was telling me all about that you told him how
01:57:12.880 like hold it sideways uh usually that's how i do it yeah i specifically told your son
01:57:17.300 never to hold a gun sideways he didn't know what i was talking about yeah because i because
01:57:21.860 and i didn't want to explain it to all the people dog like well no i said never hold a gun sideways
01:57:26.840 unless it's made of gold in which case it is exclusively held sideways i was a little nervous
01:57:32.560 just him having a gun and then they're a cop there too i know it was insane the whole thing
01:57:36.840 was insane i mean sometimes we would see them running around like we'd be on stage and i would
01:57:41.720 just see your kids like and then my kid and i'm like this is so tops kids that's a constant this
01:57:47.880 is just like i think this is actually bad and then then like you see them somewhere like at the very
01:57:52.180 back of the building and then all of a sudden you see them at the front of the building you're like
01:57:55.440 that's not even possible
01:57:58.460 I don't know if they made it from there to there
01:58:00.700 because they're sprinting as hard as they can
01:58:03.440 yeah but I'm like
01:58:04.920 I don't even think that was possible
01:58:06.280 they're gritting teeth while they're sprinting
01:58:07.980 through the whole building
01:58:10.340 I had to text my dad
01:58:10.960 we were on stage
01:58:12.840 and we're talking about Charlie Kirk being eaten
01:58:15.540 and my son runs down the stage
01:58:17.540 and I go 0.99
01:58:18.940 get them the fuck out of here 0.99
01:58:21.320 by the way 0.99
01:58:22.800 question mark why are you here
01:58:25.080 My cousin terminated your mother.
01:58:28.760 What happened?
01:58:30.120 So I heard she fell.
01:58:32.220 She didn't just fall. 1.00
01:58:33.380 I mean, holy shit. 1.00
01:58:35.340 So wait, Rob's mom? 1.00
01:58:37.060 Oh, my God.
01:58:37.760 Is that AC on?
01:58:38.820 That AC's not on.
01:58:39.740 No, it's not.
01:58:40.520 He keeps turning it off.
01:58:41.560 I haven't.
01:58:42.040 You have a controller, dude.
01:58:43.760 So I'm talking to Royce and Marie.
01:58:46.960 Yeah.
01:58:47.340 And, you know, we're just.
01:58:49.200 What am I doing?
01:58:49.900 I'm getting like feedback.
01:58:50.780 Oh, Nance, can you mute your mic?
01:58:52.620 So I'm talking to Royce and Marie.
01:58:54.700 she needs headphones that's her problem she doesn't need headphones and um all of a sudden 0.97
01:58:59.520 from the right side your mom starts walking between me and the curtains and yeah yeah and
01:59:06.660 gabe is pushing a dolly and he's going watch out guys i'm coming through excuse me excuse me i'm
01:59:13.280 coming through and i step out of the way and it's very loud and very clear like excuse me excuse me
01:59:18.780 and he starts to come through and then your mom takes a couple of steps he smashes into her shins
01:59:23.380 and she falls like the twin towers dude and smashes into the ground her her drink ice and
01:59:31.380 drink all over the ground no and then like they told me after i was like dude i'm surprised her 1.00
01:59:36.640 like i thought her knees got blown out i thought it was done and uh is there any chance that she 1.00
01:59:42.580 was just trying to get like a slip and fall dude um do you think she was like she was she found
01:59:47.800 herself in a place where she slipped and fell i'm reading the private chat here and and uh nancy 0.98
01:59:51.920 He goes, are we kicking out the pores at any time?
01:59:53.780 And David says, no. 0.99
01:59:55.440 And she goes, gross.
01:59:56.620 Why does it say yes?
01:59:57.980 That's so weird.
01:59:58.600 I thought you said, are we keeping the pores?
02:00:00.560 Are we keeping the pores?
02:00:01.460 And you said, yes. 1.00
02:00:01.840 Oh, shit. 1.00
02:00:02.320 And she says, gross. 1.00
02:00:04.040 She hates you guys. 0.98
02:00:05.240 It's crazy.
02:00:05.860 She hits the ground, I mean, so hard.
02:00:09.080 To the extent where she's on her, completely on her belly, like, starfished out.
02:00:13.480 Oh, no.
02:00:14.940 And then, like, you know, Marie's like, hey, we're going to get you up.
02:00:17.640 So Royce starts getting an arm.
02:00:19.280 Was he flexing when he did it? 1.00
02:00:20.400 Dude, let me tell you, your mom was so fucked up, she could not help herself up. 0.99
02:00:24.760 So he's got real muscles. 0.99
02:00:26.000 Those aren't just beach muscles?
02:00:27.160 Let me tell you. 0.99
02:00:27.660 Roy's strong as fuck. 1.00
02:00:28.620 That's like pick up old people muscles. 1.00
02:00:29.960 So I'm trying to get her under her arm, right? 0.99
02:00:31.800 I've got a forearm. 0.98
02:00:32.680 I'm grabbing her forearm.
02:00:33.780 I stick my forearm under her armpit, and I'm trying to guide her up. 0.92
02:00:36.220 But I feel like I'm just going to rip her arm out of her socket because she can't engage her legs at all.
02:00:40.060 Oh, by the way, speaking of armpits, shout out to David.
02:00:42.520 A couple of guys, myself and many others.
02:00:44.940 I had everything.
02:00:46.980 I had every single wire we needed.
02:00:49.180 and everything was plugged in and went well.
02:00:51.480 Are you okay?
02:00:51.960 And then that one was in his armpit.
02:00:53.920 No, I forgot.
02:00:54.560 Yeah, I was like, bro.
02:00:55.100 I forgot deodorant.
02:00:56.440 And I was like, oh.
02:00:56.960 I forgot deodorant.
02:00:57.680 Oh, it was nasty. 1.00
02:00:58.400 No, I just thought that was a Puerto Rican thing. 1.00
02:01:00.220 I just was like, oh, this is bad, but I didn't want to say anything.
02:01:02.540 I gave a hug to Jeremiah. 0.99
02:01:04.600 You need to smell your own armpits. 1.00
02:01:06.020 Brutal. 0.99
02:01:06.320 And when, yeah, and when I gave him a hug, I was like, oh, it kind of smells.
02:01:09.460 But then I looked at him, I'm like, yeah, maybe.
02:01:11.420 It kind of smells.
02:01:11.960 Then I gave a hug to Jake.
02:01:12.940 And it was you.
02:01:13.080 Jake Grant from Ninjas or Butterflies
02:01:15.860 and was like, this thing smells too.
02:01:18.060 And after a while, I was like, alright, they must
02:01:19.920 just smell. Like, maybe, you know,
02:01:21.780 I kept smelling that
02:01:23.820 and I was just like... No, he didn't. Shut up. You're a liar. 0.99
02:01:26.180 So, he was smelling. 1.00
02:01:28.120 I was like, these guys smell. I'm gonna stay on
02:01:29.820 the side of the room. And then
02:01:31.400 I started doing more stuff and they were like, hey, help me lift this.
02:01:34.020 And I was like, oh, it's me.
02:01:35.760 And I was like, because I'm like sweating.
02:01:37.680 I'm working. And then I go,
02:01:40.200 oh, so I told my wife,
02:01:41.200 hold on, I told 0.71
02:01:43.140 my wife, she was like 1.00
02:01:45.480 you're stupid. And then I was 1.00
02:01:47.620 like, I don't know what to do. And I asked David, I was like, hey
02:01:49.580 do you have any deodorant?
02:01:51.560 And he was like, I do. I did find that.
02:01:53.560 Okay, cool. He does seem like the guy that's got a stash
02:01:55.740 of cologne, a stash of deodorant,
02:01:57.520 a stash of mouthwash. I just knew I was going to smell fucking bad 0.98
02:01:59.720 after. There was like deodorant, mouthwash, 0.96
02:02:01.700 cologne, a bump of coke,
02:02:03.180 and an extra golden gun. I had some gum too.
02:02:05.300 I think I had some gum.
02:02:06.100 Coke comes with the glasses.
02:02:07.660 It actually got tied with a little zip tie.
02:02:11.200 so um clutch very clutch uh so your mom fell and uh but what ends up happening is like i said i've
02:02:18.320 got her by the forearm i've got my forearm under her arm it feels like i'm just gonna rip her arm 0.93
02:02:21.780 out of the socket because she can't engage her legs so i go fucking okay and i literally grab 0.99
02:02:27.000 your mom i squat all the way to the ground i'm hugging your whole ass mom dude i'm fucking so 1.00
02:02:33.940 so up on your mom, dude. 1.00
02:02:37.520 This is uncomfortable. 0.99
02:02:38.280 And I fucking 0.99
02:02:38.980 nighted on your mama's joke. 1.00
02:02:41.120 And I fucking 0.99
02:02:42.120 lift her up, dude. 0.99
02:02:43.580 It's so crazy 0.96
02:02:44.800 how much 0.98
02:02:45.720 like your mom's legs 1.00
02:02:47.200 were fucked. 1.00
02:02:48.300 She's okay 1.00
02:02:48.900 because I was like,
02:02:49.440 I can't believe,
02:02:50.140 I'm so glad she's okay.
02:02:51.320 Me too.
02:02:51.780 Because I was so scared.
02:02:53.220 But I cannot believe
02:02:54.040 that they're okay 1.00
02:02:54.880 because those motherfuckers 1.00
02:02:56.060 did not work. 1.00
02:02:57.040 He like took her out,
02:02:58.040 huh?
02:02:58.260 Like bumped her. 1.00
02:03:00.140 Just fucking 1.00
02:03:01.020 from the other side 1.00
02:03:02.740 of the curtain. 1.00
02:03:03.160 Just threw the curtain, surprise bitch, and she just fucking... 1.00
02:03:06.580 What do you have on the dolly? 1.00
02:03:07.820 Nothing but just cold steel, bro. 0.99
02:03:10.320 Cold steel to the shins. 0.95
02:03:11.660 This is for your mom. 0.99
02:03:12.960 She's got it.
02:03:13.800 She was behind a curtain and just didn't see it coming?
02:03:16.220 Dude, he was very like...
02:03:17.460 Got a delivery for some old lady. 0.99
02:03:19.100 Right, but I'm just saying, I know he was saying, hey, I'm coming, I'm coming, but like,
02:03:22.320 she just couldn't see, though, because she was on the other side of the curtain.
02:03:25.560 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:03:26.340 And they just happened to hit at the same time like this?
02:03:28.740 It was crazy, dude.
02:03:30.200 I was like...
02:03:30.800 And David's watching it happen.
02:03:31.960 And he's like, oh, it was like slow-mo.
02:03:33.720 She was like, no.
02:03:34.400 Well, she probably was like, I noticed very much when she was talking to people, she's
02:03:38.300 very proud of Top Lobster.
02:03:39.860 And she was explaining to people, she was going like, Daniel's my son. 0.99
02:03:42.540 Stop doing fucking docks me, man. 0.99
02:03:44.020 Top Lobster's my son. 1.00
02:03:45.280 Very proud of him.
02:03:46.160 So she probably was like saying that to people.
02:03:49.000 That's what she was saying when she was based down on the ground.
02:03:51.040 She was like, Daniel's my son.
02:03:53.180 Top Lobster's my son.
02:03:54.980 We're trying to fail.
02:03:55.620 Like, can you use your legs?
02:03:56.520 She's like, I'm so proud.
02:03:58.080 I was like, oh, yeah.
02:03:59.300 Engage those quads. 1.00
02:04:00.300 I'm going to screw his ass. 1.00
02:04:01.420 I know he's rich. 1.00
02:04:02.340 I'm getting a slip and fall lawsuit out of this.
02:04:04.620 Dude, it was so bad.
02:04:06.060 I was so sad.
02:04:07.080 As a third party coming into this, I just want to say, like, all of you are not reflections
02:04:12.860 of what your families are like at all.
02:04:14.920 They're all very nice, very kind, very chill.
02:04:18.080 I think our families are actually really wonderful, yeah.
02:04:20.260 Oh, no, you guys are doing it right, man.
02:04:22.040 You got to hang out with my kids yesterday, which was just great.
02:04:24.860 By the way, later on, because after your mom gets up, I'm like, I'm going to go now, and
02:04:29.280 i leave and i'm doing some stuff later on uh game sees me and he goes he goes how crazy was it that 0.91
02:04:36.920 that i just took that bitch out and i go that was top's mom but how many times has top's dad 0.90
02:04:43.280 done something and somebody's like dude you see this spanish guy that's like i never i never know 0.98
02:04:47.720 honestly i never like top's mom is never doing anything crazy that was just a freak accident 0.97
02:04:52.920 and but later on he's like can you believe i took that bitch out and i'm like and i'm walking by 0.98
02:04:58.000 him. He's like standing here and I go, Best House 1.00
02:04:59.920 Mom! And just keep going and I turn
02:05:01.880 around and look at him and he goes
02:05:02.660 Oh my god, bro.
02:05:06.000 So, very insane moment.
02:05:07.780 She was okay. So that was like, I'm glad.
02:05:09.640 What did you guys think of the food trucks, not to go too
02:05:11.840 far off the rails? I didn't get to have anything.
02:05:13.840 What? I did. People said they liked it.
02:05:16.200 I didn't have the hot dog. I had
02:05:17.960 the barbecue stand. Smart.
02:05:19.860 It was solid. It was very good. No, the barbecue
02:05:21.740 was good. The barbecue smelled unbelievable. I will
02:05:23.880 say though, the dude's gonna have
02:05:25.980 to figure out a different method of
02:05:27.960 giving the food to you because the people ordering the dinners had like a full-blown like plate
02:05:32.940 basically platter he gave me like a like it was packed high yeah yeah it's in like a little cup
02:05:39.700 so it's like all hanging over and he put the rib across the top so it's just balancing i'm like i
02:05:45.540 have no idea how i'm gonna eat this dude it was decent it was good yeah uh dirty south yeah shout
02:05:52.920 out to those guys i forget the names of the food trucks but i'm glad they came through that was
02:05:56.520 actually pretty easy to link up with them all right let's slap the uh the chat button or the
02:06:01.000 okay nancy that's your job now broadcasting seed says funny fact no my dad is a mormon
02:06:14.040 i'm not but he is by the way uh really pumped to have met bennett in real life and i watched him
02:06:21.560 and laura baker because they were kind of sharing a table for the merch they're like buddies yeah
02:06:25.380 They're, like, buddies, and they were crushing, like, just having – that whole merch area was so cool because you have a wall.
02:06:31.640 Brad Lale, Thomas Paranoid American, Laura Baker's there, Ed Mabry's all the way.
02:06:36.140 Like, everybody's there, and that was what was kind of cool was it was split up. 0.98
02:06:41.060 There was the merch section with all the homies, and then there was a podcasting studio with all the homies. 0.98
02:06:45.400 And you can kind of – you know what we never did? 0.99
02:06:47.740 We never told people they can go in and watch the podcast section.
02:06:51.120 I did.
02:06:51.880 I told, like, one or two – they're like, can I go in there?
02:06:53.760 Oh, what's his name asked me?
02:06:56.300 Desmond asked me.
02:06:57.080 He was like, can I go in there?
02:06:57.820 And I was like, yeah.
02:06:58.940 I was like, we were setting up round tables there.
02:07:01.920 For people to sit down.
02:07:02.700 So they can sit, but we just never completed it.
02:07:04.840 Yeah, because.
02:07:05.760 And I was like, you know what?
02:07:06.280 It's not even worth it to go and tell all the people.
02:07:08.900 I was like, whatever.
02:07:09.480 I think it worked out kind of cool, though, because there were people in the chat watching
02:07:12.820 it live that were in the room at Brogrove as well.
02:07:16.040 Oh, cool.
02:07:16.720 And so they were like talking to us from there as well.
02:07:18.720 Oh, that's interesting.
02:07:19.420 Yeah, it was kind of fun.
02:07:19.620 They love the chat, dude.
02:07:20.740 The people that are in the chat, they love the chat.
02:07:22.620 Even if they're in person, they still want to chat with the chat.
02:07:24.960 That's what I was wondering at one point.
02:07:26.740 I was looking at it on the computers, and I was like,
02:07:28.940 I wonder what percentage of those people are actually sitting in the crowd right now.
02:07:32.620 There's certainly some of that.
02:07:34.040 So, Top is leaving.
02:07:35.160 Top, where are you?
02:07:35.480 Oh, he's going to turn the little AC.
02:07:36.820 No, the whole mom thing was like, that kind of got him, dude.
02:07:40.680 Oh, it was a little heavy for him, yeah.
02:07:42.320 His mom was heavy.
02:07:43.700 Very hard to pick up, dude.
02:07:45.440 Yeah, he gets very touchy about that.
02:07:47.140 Do you know what it's like to try to pick up a body that can't engage its legs?
02:07:50.600 it's like yeah when people get older that's what happens yeah i mean it was it was actually 0.99
02:07:55.300 disheartening because i was like is this gonna happen to my legs one day like fuck man no 0.98
02:07:58.280 she just couldn't she was like not those things weren't working she's been through a lot dude 0.99
02:08:02.680 imagine like raising top like and then all the way through like junior high high school like
02:08:08.240 seeing him into adulthood and marriage and grandkids that act like that now i mean she's 1.00
02:08:12.780 been through a lot she's had knee surgery that's the thing that's a problem she has bad knees 0.99
02:08:16.520 already i knew that when she fell and i was like fuck man yeah that's also i was surprised that 0.98
02:08:21.920 she was okay and i know she's okay she wasn't lying because she went to church the next day 0.98
02:08:25.960 oh okay usually like she's not feeling well she won't she won't go so i was like all right she
02:08:29.620 is okay she just fell maybe the floor was like soft for any excuse to not go to church the next
02:08:34.540 day that's why i told you to open the shop from i technically did go to church the next day to pick 0.99
02:08:38.520 up your kids but i was there i was on the outside looking in did you call pastor mark faggot 0.92
02:08:43.060 sorry uh can you uh can you i don't mean that can you hit the japanese button 0.98
02:08:48.740 is it running what is it running what's running uh i pressed it do you feel it zach nope 0.73
02:08:56.460 that thing is bullshit no it was working what happened to it man i don't know all right 0.86
02:09:01.480 all right here we go boop that's right it needs charged it's on the charger 0.99
02:09:06.200 the old hand he says that's cavern his dog yeah it's cute meat cavern clogged the toilet
02:09:14.680 and told me he thought about hand scooping i respect that 0.82
02:09:18.520 people are like you have 200 people are screwed or i'm screwed he's basically a hero well
02:09:28.220 you didn't do it let's talk about that so i went into the restroom and i just had to pee 0.96
02:09:33.620 but everything was taken
02:09:35.500 except for that stall
02:09:38.120 and I'm like, well I guess I'm going in there
02:09:40.300 but then the moment I walked in
02:09:42.060 I was like, oh no, somebody's
02:09:44.060 going to think I did this
02:09:45.440 and so I had to get out of there
02:09:47.720 quickly before anybody sees you
02:09:49.660 you should have peed on it to break it up
02:09:51.300 you think you could have broke it up
02:09:52.240 what did it look like
02:09:55.360 is it solids or was it just very liquidy
02:09:58.480 it was just like a week's worth
02:10:00.100 of a lot of things happening
02:10:01.300 it just felt like a lot of things
02:10:03.240 It could have been that the toilets were weak themselves, but also, like, people get a little crazy with the toilet paper.
02:10:08.900 There was a lot of toilet paper.
02:10:10.460 There's a lot of toilet paper, yeah.
02:10:12.060 But it's good to know that it was meat, and now I understand why he was so eager to help at the end.
02:10:17.520 To be honest, a lot of things I've been noticing, most things that go wrong have been his fault.
02:10:22.740 I would agree with that, yeah.
02:10:24.380 In the chat, it's consistently, like, why did meat do this thing?
02:10:28.400 Yeah, well, it's between him and Scott, really.
02:10:30.880 Everybody needs someone to blame for everything.
02:10:33.240 So another thing that I noticed about me since we're on the topic of it or him is that when I was leaving Charlie Kirk, we were heading when we were leaving the second standard coffee shop that night after the hang.
02:10:51.240 Number one, we had plans to kind of cut through the crowd and just wave goodbye. 0.98
02:10:55.280 That fucking didn't happen. 0.99
02:10:56.360 No. 1.00
02:10:56.740 Yeah.
02:10:57.160 Yeah.
02:10:57.440 Yeah.
02:10:57.600 You guys got stuck there.
02:10:58.540 I saw Matt made it out second place.
02:11:00.280 I made it out first place.
02:11:01.300 You were you were there.
02:11:02.060 You were stuck there for a little while.
02:11:04.320 We planned to cut through the crowd, wait from a distance.
02:11:07.220 You know, clearly we got all stuck up or caught up.
02:11:09.680 But I saw Meat there. 0.99
02:11:12.880 And his fucking eyes were getting misty. 0.99
02:11:15.280 Why? 1.00
02:11:17.280 He's crying.
02:11:17.980 I love you, man.
02:11:19.080 One of those?
02:11:19.740 Just everything. 1.00
02:11:20.840 Just the people, the dangerous retards. 1.00
02:11:23.100 He's crying like a bitch. 1.00
02:11:24.320 Like a bitch. 1.00
02:11:25.280 That's weird. 1.00
02:11:25.880 I mean, that's a little.
02:11:27.020 I mean, sometimes it hits people differently.
02:11:28.600 It hit him, dude. 1.00
02:11:29.680 And I was like, this motherfucker, huh? 1.00
02:11:31.300 It was cool. 1.00
02:11:31.760 We could have just left. 1.00
02:11:33.580 He had to shit. 1.00
02:11:34.460 Still reserved sex he had to shit. 1.00
02:11:36.100 They were all hanging with each other. 1.00
02:11:38.420 Like, that's what I noticed when I walked by.
02:11:40.620 I had to clear out.
02:11:42.260 But they were all hanging and they were enjoying themselves.
02:11:44.800 Yes, yeah.
02:11:45.420 And I was like, I'll say bye. 1.00
02:11:46.080 Dr. Heather Lin stuck it out and hung with the homies for a long time. 1.00
02:11:50.380 Like, she was pumped to be there, man. 0.89
02:11:52.040 Yeah.
02:11:52.400 I thought that was really cool.
02:11:54.300 Owen, also, you were saying that, Matt, that, like, you and Owen and a couple other guys hung out here at the studio.
02:12:00.920 I mean, at the coffee shop.
02:12:02.340 Dude, Owen hung out and talked until, I don't know if it was 10 or 11, I don't know.
02:12:05.600 I lose track of time after 8 at the latest to begin with.
02:12:08.360 But, like, he just vibed for hours with four, like, what the world would call nobodies. 0.99
02:12:13.240 Just homies, just people that listen to the show. 0.98
02:12:15.180 I was like, this is, like, stuff that people pay probably a bunch of money to go to an Owen Benjamin show.
02:12:20.960 He just, like, did it in real life, dude.
02:12:23.200 That was something that I ended up doing.
02:12:25.280 Just such a nice guy.
02:12:25.900 I didn't spend, so I felt bad because.
02:12:27.920 because i asked him afterward i was like why do you keep doing this and he was like i love it
02:12:32.600 just flowing yeah he he is exactly what he is like you like even me and aiden were having some
02:12:38.260 funny talks about like aiden's like yeah he's a little crazy right i was like he kind of does
02:12:42.420 have the rodney dangerfield eyes a little bit nancy bring up your chat this is an insane thing
02:12:47.220 to say and it's very funny but also props to me i just found that really really remarkable um
02:12:53.880 she's not gonna bring it up you gotta bring it up okay says meaty saved me from a weirdo
02:12:58.640 last bro grove based meat pretty sure he was sexually assaulted he led him away and like 0.76
02:13:05.380 he never came back i thought so he took the sexual assault you're welcome nancy that now we lost a 0.96
02:13:11.480 fan damn it nancy no we didn't he's still around he's just a little bit damaged but uh honestly 0.98
02:13:16.960 like seeing how much it meant to me yeah was like damn dude this kind of crushes like seeing that 0.98
02:13:23.120 Owen was chopping it up with 0.98
02:13:24.880 whoever was gonna, you know,
02:13:26.980 just come and hang and appreciate the conversation
02:13:28.900 was really cool. I didn't
02:13:31.020 get to... It really sucks. I'll tell you why this sucks 0.92
02:13:33.060 for me. Why is that? Because I come...
02:13:35.000 The last two of them, I came into it
02:13:36.900 and going, this is
02:13:39.080 the last one that I'm gonna do.
02:13:40.740 Yeah, I mean, we're doing one in six months. 0.97
02:13:43.080 No, we're fucking not. Don't say that because people will... 0.95
02:13:44.920 It's February. It's already set.
02:13:46.660 The last time I fucking mentioned it, people bought 0.98
02:13:49.100 airplane tickets and showed up here. 0.99
02:13:50.780 Buy your airplane tickets for February?
02:13:52.300 I don't know if it's going to be like the 7th or the 14th or the 21st or the 28th,
02:13:56.720 but it's going to be February. 1.00
02:13:58.200 Matt just says shit. 0.99
02:13:59.060 He bumped into a guy, had a conversation with him, came up to get him, you know, to get him scanned in. 1.00
02:14:04.780 Hold on, let me fuck up. 0.99
02:14:06.120 Cash Appetal. 1.00
02:14:07.120 Cash Appetal.
02:14:07.860 He brings him in, and Christina and my wife Cindy are at the door,
02:14:12.480 and they're checking people in, and they go, who's this?
02:14:15.880 And Matt goes, this is my buddy.
02:14:18.420 He's got a show.
02:14:20.620 I didn't say he has a show.
02:14:22.100 He wrote down that he had a show.
02:14:23.740 Okay, but I didn't know that.
02:14:24.880 I just met him at the door.
02:14:26.080 So they never checked his tickets to see if he paid to be at that event
02:14:29.080 because you said, this is my friend.
02:14:30.880 I went back and got him.
02:14:31.980 I said, listen, my friends are racist against people from India.
02:14:35.260 They think that you didn't pay to get in.
02:14:37.880 They just need to see your phone.
02:14:39.320 He laughed.
02:14:40.020 He goes, no problem, man, no problem.
02:14:42.320 Came over, showed him.
02:14:43.740 Yeah, everything was cool.
02:14:45.220 Parker's like, you definitely could have showed up without a ticket.
02:14:47.240 It was so loose.
02:14:48.520 The whole thing was kind of chaotic.
02:14:50.180 And all you had to do was go to Matt and say, hey, you're my friend.
02:14:53.220 And he would have introduced you as his friend.
02:14:54.980 He came in the side door.
02:14:55.560 That was when I went over and locked the side door and put the big ashtray in front of him.
02:14:58.720 And said, don't come through that way.
02:14:59.960 Yeah, I was like, yo, is this what we're doing?
02:15:01.720 Because I didn't know what we're doing.
02:15:02.400 But you don't understand the things that you say, Carrie, wait.
02:15:04.720 So if you go, this is my friend, people think that he didn't pay.
02:15:08.120 Last year, the ticket checking was super stringent.
02:15:12.760 This year, I was like, yo, if they have something that looks like a ticket, let them in. 0.99
02:15:15.680 There's a lot of shit going on. 0.99
02:15:17.080 So, like, I don't know. 1.00
02:15:19.000 Roll the dice.
02:15:19.740 If you want to buy a flight and come to Brogue Grove without a ticket, there's a good shot you can get in.
02:15:27.180 There's a good shot you'll get turned away.
02:15:28.480 If you slip me a 50 cash, dude, I mean, there's a pretty good chance that you are getting it.
02:15:33.600 By the way, I wonder if anybody picked up at the event that if you just kept tipping the Cousins, they would keep giving you drinks.
02:15:38.900 That was literally it.
02:15:40.380 That was the thing.
02:15:41.300 That was the thing.
02:15:41.860 If you keep tipping them, they will keep giving you drinks.
02:15:45.480 Shout out to Andre.
02:15:46.420 I feel bad that Top didn't get a lot of time with Owen Benjamin because he was so busy doing the show.
02:15:51.100 And you, too.
02:15:51.720 I feel bad, too.
02:15:52.860 I stopped.
02:15:53.380 I got to talk with him a little bit.
02:15:54.740 But, like, he knows.
02:15:56.060 The last time he came to, it was the same thing.
02:15:58.120 It's like, I'm just busy.
02:15:59.520 I got other things to do.
02:16:00.740 Yeah.
02:16:01.100 Thank you for coming.
02:16:01.960 I covered for both of you guys.
02:16:03.040 Yeah, I know. 0.99
02:16:03.420 You didn't even shut the fuck up. 0.99
02:16:04.380 I don't. 0.98
02:16:05.080 So I didn't do any of the standing in a circle and talking with the content creators because after I'm off stage, I need to decompress a little bit.
02:16:13.820 Yes.
02:16:14.120 And I would go straight to my wife.
02:16:15.780 but i did spend a lot of time bathroom no that's not true a lot of times uh andre was hammered
02:16:22.760 yeah andre was the designated driver for most of you guys oh my god bro just crazy um but i spent
02:16:29.200 a lot of time talking to the listeners which was really cool oh that's pretty cool he spoke highly
02:16:33.680 of us yeah that's nice did that um i didn't use any of my four drink tickets can i cash them in
02:16:39.940 at the standard unbelievable oh ali unbelievable you come back whenever the hell you want i'll 0.89
02:16:44.820 pay for your drinks uh my wife bear trap studio she got mad at us and blocked us um all right so 1.00
02:16:50.900 let's go make make the noise again who got mad at us i don't know this lady over here um we're 1.00
02:16:56.600 gonna do this one you gotta do the noise that didn't work at all yeah what oh no oh she's not 0.98
02:17:09.720 gonna read it nancy yeah she's she knows that oh sorry she doesn't want to read it she's like
02:17:15.160 we're buddies so she you read it no you read it q says matt sorry i didn't get to impregnate you 0.98
02:17:24.940 as promised there's always next year who is love you he wants to rape you there you go yeah cubert 0.95
02:17:32.600 i've kicked out a number of times but he keeps coming back he does keep coming back i just kind 0.98
02:17:36.320 gave up so wait was he the guy that you said you weren't sure if he was down syndrome but it was 0.97
02:17:41.760 like close no i think he's all there he just has a hankering for rape uh you didn't say hi to me 0.71
02:17:47.680 though i know he said hi to me but he didn't say hi to you and i thought that was uh weird a little
02:17:53.300 mean it's kind of sad well it's tough to say hi to people dude that's what i'm saying it's like
02:17:56.720 how many people came and didn't say hi and didn't introduce themselves yeah owley oh owley yeah if
02:18:02.840 It wasn't for the fact that I found Owly in my People You May Know on Facebook, and I saw her.
02:18:09.420 Victoria Willis is the same thing.
02:18:10.900 I knew Victoria because she comes up in my People You May Know.
02:18:13.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:18:14.260 And Owly, I saw her face, and I was like, why the hell does she look so familiar to me?
02:18:19.580 And then it clicked, and I walked up to her, pointed at her face, and I said, who are you?
02:18:23.600 And she goes, I'm Owly.
02:18:25.200 And then I gave her a big hug. 0.97
02:18:26.380 But if I didn't do that, she wouldn't have fucking introduced herself to me either. 0.99
02:18:29.120 Crazy. 1.00
02:18:29.860 Unbelievable. 1.00
02:18:30.420 Okay, Chinese noise.
02:18:32.840 it's too long i like it you like it yeah i don't tyler wilson says pop sorry i said you seem taller
02:18:48.580 on the podcast than in person i said the same thing by the way take it as a compliment
02:18:54.600 as big d energy i never said that glad i could make it thanks to chris
02:19:01.040 a lot of people said that about me too that they thought and i was like i've always been explicit
02:19:05.200 in that you were taller yeah that i'm not tall that's even more insult i always thought it would
02:19:09.320 be really short raven and top would be tall and lanky it looks like that i could have seen that
02:19:15.480 yeah it looks and it would be what a great dynamic if you were a foot shorter and i was a foot taller 0.98
02:19:19.880 oh i would have said no to the show six yes i know but what it like that's like vegeta napa shit 0.96
02:19:25.480 kind of, right? Yeah, yeah, I guess so. 0.97
02:19:27.400 It would be, no, but we're about the same height.
02:19:30.360 By the way, everybody
02:19:31.540 said the same thing when they came into the studio.
02:19:33.820 They said... Wow, really small.
02:19:35.640 Yeah, it was really small in here.
02:19:37.580 And they go, oh, what you do...
02:19:39.820 Stinks. Stinks in here a little.
02:19:41.020 It smells a little bit weird. But yeah, the studio
02:19:43.320 is actually very small. The back area with the
02:19:45.340 library is huge, but this studio is
02:19:47.320 very small. Boomers use that, so we can't 1.00
02:19:49.460 use it. Yeah, we're not allowed to use it because 1.00
02:19:51.340 they get priority, and it's very
02:19:53.320 important that they pray for the Republican Party.
02:19:55.220 Matt made that explicit when we came here.
02:19:57.360 Was Barry Texan here?
02:19:59.100 I never met Barry Texan.
02:19:59.420 No, Barry Texan was disturbed by my unsupervised child, which I cannot blame her.
02:20:05.480 And she was sure to say that, and it hurt a lot seeing it come from her.
02:20:09.180 But I try to take criticism well when it's accurate.
02:20:12.900 And so I forgive her.
02:20:15.040 There's nothing to forgive.
02:20:15.760 She was honestly correct about my unsupervised child.
02:20:18.360 And so thank you for that painful but accurate assessment.
02:20:22.420 But accurate?
02:20:23.440 Keisha Blackname.
02:20:24.320 Okay, we'll play the sound for the next Super Chat. 1.00
02:20:27.860 Stop! Stop! He has a brain injury! 0.95
02:20:30.880 That's like the guy at the end with the...
02:20:33.520 That was jarring.
02:20:36.440 That's actually live audio from a police call.
02:20:38.980 That is.
02:20:40.980 Mike Robertson says...
02:20:42.540 Oh, sorry, Nancy.
02:20:44.380 Top, to remove the deodorant from armpit hair in the shower. 1.00
02:20:48.860 Just by a shower head with a jet setting and blast it off that way, gang.
02:20:53.220 from a previous episode.
02:20:55.680 That doesn't work.
02:20:57.240 You need the tiny lice comb.
02:20:59.100 You have to scrub it.
02:21:01.260 I don't.
02:21:02.640 If you see lice, you get sent out, dude.
02:21:05.700 We're not doing that.
02:21:06.740 Probably just some soap.
02:21:07.620 We'll talk after.
02:21:09.440 That's a good idea.
02:21:10.460 Well, thank you, Mike, though.
02:21:11.360 That's a thoughtful thing to say
02:21:13.080 and to contribute $10 to give Topps some advice.
02:21:17.020 That's really nice, actually.
02:21:18.380 Mute your microphone and then unmute it
02:21:20.260 when it's time or I'll be really upset. 0.99
02:21:21.940 She doesn't care about the show.
02:21:23.080 All right.
02:21:23.360 Next.
02:21:23.840 Hold on.
02:21:24.440 We got to get through these.
02:21:25.580 Here we go.
02:21:26.460 Next super chat. 1.00
02:21:27.120 Kick that nigger bitch off the plate. 1.00
02:21:28.420 What the. 1.00
02:21:29.960 Top.
02:21:30.520 Come on, man.
02:21:31.360 I was pressing any button on this thing.
02:21:32.960 Don't press just any button.
02:21:33.760 Read the thing. 0.95
02:21:34.560 Dwight, choke him.
02:21:36.320 It's like I can't do this stuff anymore.
02:21:40.300 Now this is that Zach.
02:21:41.660 Zach, tell them.
02:21:42.180 That's very funny.
02:21:43.140 Zach, tell them about the back-to-back no flush.
02:21:46.440 This isn't embarrassing because it's not me.
02:21:49.700 So, okay.
02:21:50.600 All right.
02:21:51.320 Oddly enough, this is a church camp story from our senior year of high school, Mason and I.
02:21:56.000 Mason is one of my best friends in the whole world, by the way.
02:21:58.440 Sorry about the sound drop.
02:22:00.220 You've been effectively doxed.
02:22:00.840 I thought it was a tasteful sound drop.
02:22:02.240 I got a good friend named Mason as well.
02:22:04.360 So basically, we went to church camp, and if you would have seen how we dressed our, like, senior year of high school,
02:22:11.800 we were definitely, like, moving more, like, raving direction over here.
02:22:14.560 Yeah, that's a lot of gesturing at me.
02:22:16.060 Very, very, you know, Jersey Shore was a thing.
02:22:19.620 Okay.
02:22:19.800 Jersey Shore was a thing.
02:22:20.860 We were wearing our affliction shirts and our, you know, primped up hair and our cologne and all this.
02:22:27.660 Well, we end up at a church camp with a bunch of dudes that are just feral, like from this other church.
02:22:34.960 And they're wild.
02:22:36.100 So they're going into the girls' bathroom while everybody's down at the beach.
02:22:42.060 And they're calling it a back-to-back no flush where, like, one guy will go, the next guy will go, the next guy will go, no flushes.
02:22:49.940 Bro, what?
02:22:50.860 And then they're leaving what they refer to as upper deckers.
02:22:54.780 Oh, yeah.
02:22:55.120 It's in the back of it.
02:22:56.460 Right.
02:22:56.780 So when you flush it, it just refills the toilet with more of that.
02:23:00.260 This is wild.
02:23:01.000 I'm sorry.
02:23:01.740 Go ahead.
02:23:02.300 But then these same dudes are out in the water doing this, and they're calling it sea otters. 1.00
02:23:08.420 How much shit do these guys retain? 0.99
02:23:10.540 It was surreal because, like, we're all there, and we're just disgusted because we're like, what is going on? 1.00
02:23:16.380 Who are these people?
02:23:17.440 And, like, they just thought it was the funniest thing on earth.
02:23:19.660 Looking back, it was pretty wild.
02:23:21.560 It was a pretty wild decision on their part.
02:23:23.840 But that really happened.
02:23:24.840 I do like that.
02:23:25.260 That was a thing.
02:23:25.960 When I was a kid, so if you walk into a public bathroom in a park,
02:23:29.060 typically there's big concrete walls that divide stalls
02:23:32.800 that even kind of block certain areas off.
02:23:35.640 Yeah, yeah.
02:23:36.040 And I was like, man, I guess I was like my kid's age.
02:23:41.680 That's crazy. 1.00
02:23:43.000 Anyway, fuck, man. 1.00
02:23:44.720 You're old. 1.00
02:23:45.960 No, it's not even about that.
02:23:46.980 You're at the door.
02:23:47.740 It's about what I did.
02:23:48.560 and what he's probably doing now, too.
02:23:50.500 No, I don't think he's doing this at all, which really just puts it into perspective
02:23:54.440 of what a terrible kid I was. 0.99
02:23:56.140 But I would climb those walls and pull my bare ass out 1.00
02:24:00.620 and then take a shit from the top of them. 1.00
02:24:03.340 Genius. 0.99
02:24:04.300 It would splat on the floor, and people would walk in,
02:24:10.960 and they'd be greatly disturbed.
02:24:14.320 Do you think less of us now?
02:24:16.140 I think less of you guys have been listening to this over time.
02:24:18.560 nothing you can do will surprise me
02:24:21.540 or offend me or hurt me
02:24:22.880 I just like to see progress and it's there
02:24:25.380 you know for me
02:24:26.720 what do you think about the difference
02:24:28.160 the difference between
02:24:30.480 yesterday when we're hanging out and then today
02:24:32.880 I knew what was going to happen 0.71
02:24:34.740 and tomorrow is going to be totally different because it'll be straight bible 1.00
02:24:37.520 grown ups is what we call that
02:24:38.780 it's like you know I knew walking in here
02:24:41.200 we're good man
02:24:41.900 for me it's just like dang my son
02:24:45.320 is that age and I don't think he's
02:24:47.320 doing that you're still tripping on at least nothing's happened well like he's been exposed
02:24:51.760 to like being on the internet or anything to really kickstart this thing he's not on the 0.76
02:24:55.600 internet and shit like that but i want pressure washer for three dollars and fifty cents top 0.84
02:24:58.660 what is that your mom's website no this is awesome this is nonsense i'm trying to do something here 0.95
02:25:03.240 okay play the music now it's time sorry hold on i think yeah we'll play this one uh i don't know
02:25:07.740 what it is that's not read that go ahead nancy schizo friend says hold up matt oh wait and i
02:25:16.620 I just want to say thank you, Schizofren, for the appropriate amount of T's.
02:25:22.580 And, Matt, we are officially at a 5T minimum.
02:25:25.980 I did sign the – when anybody asked me to sign the poster, I did it with 5T's.
02:25:30.260 That's awesome.
02:25:30.640 You really did it.
02:25:31.220 It's a minimum of 5T's.
02:25:32.140 And he just put one streak through all the T's.
02:25:33.760 That's actually – I like that.
02:25:34.920 It's as many T's as you'd like, but a minimum of 5.
02:25:37.640 So thank you, Schizofren.
02:25:38.520 We do have a new sound drop for the Japanese sound.
02:25:43.800 And I will give a warning.
02:25:44.960 I don't know what it is.
02:25:46.620 Z-Man sent it to me and he goes, Japanese sound? 0.97
02:25:48.860 I trust you. So the next super chat is
02:25:50.660 on you, dog.
02:25:52.500 Read it, Nancy.
02:25:55.820 Schizophren says,
02:25:57.660 Hold up, Matt.
02:25:59.380 Ed and I were chatting for
02:26:00.700 like 15 minutes. I had already
02:26:02.620 joked earlier about it
02:26:04.020 and went for it when we were taking a pic
02:26:06.860 while we were drinking.
02:26:08.600 He laughed. I think he's talking about
02:26:10.700 the face touching. Yeah, was it like
02:26:12.580 an uncomfortable laugh, though? And how was the
02:26:14.680 touch? Was it just like...
02:26:16.500 He definitely didn't like that.
02:26:18.020 You know what's funny?
02:26:18.960 Yeah.
02:26:19.220 What man would, dude?
02:26:20.560 It was very obvious that Ed was, like, a little uncomfortable while he was trying to do all this.
02:26:27.360 You think?
02:26:27.760 Yeah, I think so.
02:26:28.500 You know what's disrespectful?
02:26:29.100 But he was also very funny.
02:26:31.160 You want to know something very disrespectful?
02:26:32.620 I'm looking at the text messages now.
02:26:33.940 We have an NDS strategy group chat with Tiffany.
02:26:37.820 It doesn't include me.
02:26:38.920 It's only Tiffany texting in here for months trying to talk to us.
02:26:44.020 Yeah, you guys are.
02:26:44.620 Is that true?
02:26:45.280 Yeah, you guys blew her off.
02:26:46.500 So bad, dude. So bad. I don't think that she was just trying to help. Yeah. She was in Brazil.
02:26:52.600 That's rough when that happens when you text somebody and they never text you back.
02:26:55.880 What does that happen? Who does that? That never happens.
02:26:59.000 Hey, we have Raven does it all the time. That's not true, Nancy. 0.73
02:27:02.040 He ignores all of my messages. I'm so excited to hear what this one sounds like.
02:27:05.880 Okay. We're good? That really never happens to me. I was in shock to see that.
02:27:09.200 Nancy, you ready?
02:27:13.080 Hell yeah. I do like that one. I like that one. That's nice.
02:27:16.040 how long does this one go
02:27:19.540 we can just read through it
02:27:21.220 I really like that one
02:27:23.740 Tyler Wilson
02:27:24.740 I know that sound
02:27:26.400 my ancestors
02:27:28.880 that's how I wake up
02:27:29.960 I still had three tickets
02:27:31.900 and got four coffees
02:27:33.880 but I was tipping good
02:27:35.340 thank you Tyler
02:27:36.700 you were given two in the beginning of the day
02:27:41.040 and he got four coffees already
02:27:42.860 so it's like seven total
02:27:44.120 He's giving BJs in the bathroom.
02:27:46.020 I noticed some people were getting, they were getting pretty, because those drinks you made were strong.
02:27:50.760 Oh, a shout out to Uncle Sassy.
02:27:52.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.54
02:27:53.460 Uncle Sassy.
02:27:54.420 A lot of you guys don't know that, so the sangria was gone.
02:27:58.060 Oh, it was fantastic.
02:27:59.140 Yeah.
02:27:59.640 Well, yeah, Top literally drank half of it, dude.
02:28:02.040 Yeah, Top was having some drinks.
02:28:03.180 By like midday, he was feeling nice, bro.
02:28:04.980 I had three sangrias.
02:28:06.140 Bro, you were feeling nice.
02:28:07.920 I had not a single drink because I didn't eat anything.
02:28:10.120 I didn't drink anything because I was afraid that I was going to crash.
02:28:14.120 Because, you know, sometimes you eat and you float.
02:28:16.320 If you see him after he's had a couple of years, he's like floating.
02:28:19.340 He's the man, dude.
02:28:20.160 He's walking around with his smile.
02:28:21.320 I was not chilling.
02:28:23.100 He was vibing, dude.
02:28:24.280 He was walking on air.
02:28:25.460 I was like, my man.
02:28:26.460 You need that once in a while because you're always, like, stressful, Mr. Nasty, super uptight, so many things to do.
02:28:32.460 What's up with the hands? 0.98
02:28:33.240 I don't like all the emotions.
02:28:34.080 He's flying, bro.
02:28:35.540 You look like you were on one of those escalators.
02:28:37.540 Anyway, those are world-famous sassy sangrias sangrias.
02:28:41.620 Because he used to work in the World Trade Center before the original bombing.
02:28:45.260 I think that's like the 2000.
02:28:45.980 Shout out to the World Trade Center.
02:28:46.940 Shout out.
02:28:49.900 What are they doing these days?
02:28:51.240 I don't know.
02:28:51.800 What are they up to?
02:28:52.620 Yeah, he used to work there.
02:28:54.240 And he made this specific concoction and whatever he puts in there.
02:28:58.940 They had it on display.
02:29:00.100 They made him a sign and everything.
02:29:01.520 And they put it in their hotels.
02:29:02.660 I wish I would have tried it.
02:29:03.940 You come from a really talented family.
02:29:05.720 You know what I wanted?
02:29:07.020 Two things. 0.99
02:29:07.620 I wanted to change my fucking outfit. 0.99
02:29:11.620 and get a drink for the last performance but instead you were off stage going do you want 0.99
02:29:15.740 to just roll straight into the next one no i didn't ask you do you want to i said fine we're
02:29:19.180 going to roll straight into the next one and thank god we did literally i'm up there for for how many
02:29:23.420 cycles of people one two three four five six different cycles and at the last one where i
02:29:28.720 could possibly get a break to change and get a drink he's like we're rolling into the next one
02:29:32.240 and i'm like it's fucking cool man he's just absolutely dehydrated you should just ask somebody 0.67
02:29:37.240 to get you a drink. 0.97
02:29:38.500 I would have gotten you a drink. 0.86
02:29:40.460 I had a Pleiadian outfit
02:29:41.660 with gold sneakers
02:29:42.440 and a gold do-rag.
02:29:44.440 And I think you were going to wear
02:29:45.940 the alien mask with that, right?
02:29:47.220 All kinds of things were going to happen 0.98
02:29:48.260 that never fucking happened. 0.98
02:29:49.360 That's why. 0.97
02:29:50.020 But it was coming to a point
02:29:51.280 where I was like,
02:29:51.980 this doesn't look good.
02:29:52.980 Yeah, no, you had some sort of
02:29:54.100 intuition about it 1.00
02:29:55.340 because that bitch really had a problem. 1.00
02:29:56.900 No, no, just leave. 1.00
02:29:57.700 Go ahead. 1.00
02:29:58.100 Get the fuck out of here, 1.00
02:29:59.380 why don't you? 1.00
02:30:00.280 Go on and kick fucking rocks. 1.00
02:30:03.580 Play the sound. 1.00
02:30:05.560 I like this one a lot, by the way.
02:30:06.740 Yeah, let it build up.
02:30:07.960 Yeah, Nancy, keep reading that.
02:30:09.140 Just read as we go.
02:30:10.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:30:10.600 Let it do the, I like the, oh.
02:30:15.620 Man, that's so great.
02:30:18.260 DuckSpeak says, I didn't come to Brogro because I had a dream.
02:30:23.840 What?
02:30:24.720 No, he didn't come to Brogro, so boo.
02:30:27.720 Oh, he had a premonition that he met David, and you just ignored him.
02:30:35.140 Very rude.
02:30:35.800 very rude uh i do want to say that he wouldn't have done that he wouldn't have done that maybe
02:30:40.420 uh the first bro grove i've gotten a lot better and and i was um it's so the first bro grove i
02:30:48.420 just didn't understand you know what i mean like that people were coming and all this other stuff
02:30:52.180 but like now i have a real sense of gratitude and i also understand the dynamic it's like you guys
02:30:57.840 get to suffer through listening to me for hours and hours and i'm happy to like listen to you guys
02:31:03.100 talk about whatever you want to listen to so so i had conversations with a lot of people and and i
02:31:08.000 don't think i ignored anybody and it was a genuine pleasure uh honestly it's it's crazy that i'm in a
02:31:13.440 i was i don't know if you're supposed to talk about what you talk about with god but i was just
02:31:17.940 talking to god about this idea that like not long ago um i was you know working a job that i hated 0.84
02:31:25.660 gripping a steering wheel in the cold at four in the fucking morning with a car that barely had 0.87
02:31:29.800 any heat in it and uh and you know had this desperate feeling in my heart of like i've got 0.97
02:31:35.340 to do something else i've got to do something else now i'm in a place where i'm on stage with
02:31:39.680 people that i really enjoy and people are paying to come in and even just like spend a little bit
02:31:45.400 of time to talk to me that's pretty fucking crazy so very grateful for all the people who come
02:31:50.160 and come hard when they do come uh super super grateful for that so no i wouldn't have ignored 0.69
02:31:54.740 you duck speak i don't know how long i can keep that up though because what i will say
02:31:58.160 is I understand a little bit now when you see a famous person that's just like comes off as cold
02:32:03.220 and rude. Like I've got 15 minutes of turnover time or whatever it is, or 20 minutes and you
02:32:09.420 catch me, you hold court with me for 10 minutes. Now I have 10 minutes and five of them I'll spend
02:32:13.940 with my wife and five of them I'll spend with you being like, uh, this is what's going to 1.00
02:32:17.260 happen over the next thing. You know what I mean? When I was doing, yeah, people are doing that to
02:32:21.460 me. And here's, here's the move. You go, yeah. Oh, you're telling me about like whatever. And
02:32:26.860 i go come over here and i they come over here and i'm like i gotta do this but tell talk to me and
02:32:31.960 i'm doing whatever i gotta do but i'm like you understand i gotta do this yeah yeah i'm listening
02:32:35.960 and they say something i'm like yo that's that it's actually crazy i can't believe you said that 0.94
02:32:39.780 one dude said some really cool shit to me right here hold this fucking pick this up because we're 0.96
02:32:44.500 going this way they probably enjoy seeing it happen too you know what i mean like talking 0.98
02:32:47.860 to you while you're doing oh yeah i'm sure i don't know i just know that i gotta do it and
02:32:52.300 i'm like i got five minutes to do a thing and you want to talk to me so you're coming with me i
02:32:57.380 guess yeah yeah tag along dude yeah there was somebody that dropped uh um like a theory on me
02:33:02.560 and i wish i could remember and i'm sure i will at some point it was about circumcision
02:33:06.240 and and um it was about the sacrifice and and and even this theory as to why um
02:33:14.240 kane's sacrifice wasn't satisfactory but abel's was there was no foreskin and it was it was
02:33:20.120 something about like brought according to faith is what it says in hebrew yeah yeah brought
02:33:23.640 according to foreskin that idea and and how it applies and and this idea of a sacrifice being
02:33:29.040 yourself but to turn your your life over you're sacrificing your life but in servitude to the
02:33:33.560 lord so that god can enact his will through you and and it's like the living sacrifice instead of
02:33:38.520 this dead set but yeah it was like a banger what he was dropping on me and i will admit even though 0.98
02:33:44.280 it took fucking 15 minutes in between you know one set and another set i was like damn this dude's 0.97
02:33:50.360 cooking like damn this dude's and i thought how cool is that because you listen to me talk and 0.99
02:33:54.700 now you have an opportunity to like tell me some dope shit you know you came all this way and and 0.99
02:33:58.780 paid money to be here and i thought you know that's that's super cool so i wouldn't have 0.98
02:34:01.860 ignored you uh uh duck wouldn't have ignored it that is cool you know last it was the last year
02:34:06.300 we had a confessionals booth remember that but but nobody used it i don't think anyone used it
02:34:10.660 What do you mean confessionals booths?
02:34:12.340 So you go in, you talk about who you had sex with,
02:34:14.620 but you use as intimate detail as possible. 0.87
02:34:17.640 Crazy thing.
02:34:18.140 No, we had a band.
02:34:18.660 There was a glory hole in it.
02:34:20.560 That was weird.
02:34:21.720 Nobody used that.
02:34:23.000 There was.
02:34:24.100 There was a microphone and a camera,
02:34:26.660 and it was a soundproof booth,
02:34:28.640 and you can go in there,
02:34:29.820 and you can say if you had like a crazy story.
02:34:32.160 It was the NDS Chronicles booth.
02:34:34.700 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:34:35.280 And that's what it was for,
02:34:36.180 but I don't think we got any footage for it.
02:34:37.860 I think people didn't know,
02:34:39.080 and we didn't explain well enough.
02:34:40.300 It was a cool idea, but, like, yeah, there's so many things that you think you're going to execute.
02:34:45.640 Like, for example, a demo of a game.
02:34:48.680 Or telling them they can watch the podcast in the side.
02:34:51.660 Right.
02:34:51.920 We just don't get around to it.
02:34:52.560 Wearing an alien mask, inviting your friend on the stage, and then not doing that. 0.97
02:34:55.960 Not shitting your pants. 0.89
02:34:57.040 Yeah, all these things. 0.99
02:34:58.100 So, you know, it's really fly by the seat of your shitty pants kind of a deal. 0.50
02:35:01.640 We got a couple more, and they're low, but we'll play them. 0.97
02:35:06.060 Hi-yo!
02:35:08.720 Cue again.
02:35:10.300 Okay, how do we all know it's Q
02:35:14.000 when his name's doing this all?
02:35:15.060 She knows Q.
02:35:16.700 He has many names.
02:35:19.160 Yes, he does.
02:35:20.500 He's like the guy in the same thing.
02:35:21.980 I sent you a heartfelt note on Twitter.
02:35:23.800 Read it, Top.
02:35:24.560 I didn't see it.
02:35:25.200 No, I can't read it because it's...
02:35:26.300 Look it up and read it, Top.
02:35:27.700 It's long time when it's going, man.
02:35:29.220 Don't read it now.
02:35:30.120 That's for Top for later.
02:35:31.580 Okay.
02:35:31.820 I mean, at least get the gist up.
02:35:33.040 What's his name on Twitter?
02:35:34.260 We don't even know.
02:35:34.900 It doesn't matter.
02:35:35.340 Yeah, what's his name, Nancy?
02:35:36.280 Play the Japanese song again. 0.99
02:35:37.500 He is Q-Bert. 0.61
02:35:38.320 no not on twitter you might be blocked that'll be for you later on
02:35:42.800 oh raven's gotta go dude no it's yeah laney what is it what does laney say
02:35:49.940 says matt with 27 t's i think that's probably a good estimate of how many t's are there and i
02:35:58.240 gotta admit i greatly approve of laney's usage of thank you laney matt's high t for sure thank
02:36:04.920 Can't wait to see your edits.
02:36:07.020 Yeah, Laney's my guy.
02:36:08.080 He already sent me one this morning, Nancy.
02:36:09.960 Oh, yeah, that was a banger.
02:36:10.880 He's, like, all over it. 1.00
02:36:16.040 What?
02:36:17.580 God speed you in the sky. 0.77
02:36:20.780 Nance. 0.98
02:36:22.860 Oh. 0.99
02:36:24.580 They paid us in sex? 0.99
02:36:26.800 Sex? 0.99
02:36:27.500 Sex? 0.97
02:36:28.180 27?
02:36:28.840 I don't know what that means.
02:36:30.120 It's not dollars.
02:36:32.940 But he says...
02:36:34.360 Is that South Korean?
02:36:37.320 Seaman. 0.93
02:36:38.760 Oh, Doust and Seaman.
02:36:39.700 Spider-Man.
02:36:40.960 Doust and Seaman.
02:36:42.820 I thought the Spider-Man bit was pretty funny.
02:36:45.020 Yeah.
02:36:45.360 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:36:46.040 With the ejaculations and everything.
02:36:47.260 I didn't like that because I did have, we had very loose plans to see it the next day 0.98
02:36:50.460 and I'm like, you're not going to fuck this up for me, Owen.
02:36:52.780 That was when I still had some funny left in me.
02:36:54.820 By those latter performances, especially after the intervention of Austin Picard.
02:36:59.760 I see that.
02:37:00.320 Yeah, that took a lot out of you.
02:37:01.280 i had nothing humorous to say i was literally i think when we were on stage with owen benjamin 0.62
02:37:08.220 and shit like somebody would say something and i would just repeat it like they would say something 0.96
02:37:12.920 like like uh oh what the fuck is wrong with you and then people would laugh and i'd go what the 1.00
02:37:17.500 fuck is wrong with you hang there with nothing left to give at all dude really really brutal 0.99
02:37:23.980 okay chinese sound and this is the last one oh really what no there's a lot of money still 1.00
02:37:29.200 coming in. He's got to go.
02:37:31.240 We did get 54 monies.
02:37:37.740 That's a great noise.
02:37:39.260 It really is a good noise.
02:37:40.980 Ian Valdez says
02:37:43.160 when is top coming to NDS
02:37:45.360 Bible study?
02:37:47.840 Shout out to Ian. 1.00
02:37:48.900 I hope you're crushing it.
02:37:51.440 I go there.
02:37:52.920 I was there twice. I think you were there twice.
02:37:55.160 He keeps a low profile.
02:37:56.800 Yeah, I don't participate.
02:37:58.080 I was in there.
02:37:58.560 Nobody said anything to me.
02:37:59.660 And I don't want to be said anything to.
02:38:01.340 I was just listening to you guys.
02:38:02.160 I see that he was upset that he wasn't greeted.
02:38:04.120 Yeah, and then he's like, I don't want to be talked to anyway.
02:38:06.100 No, no.
02:38:06.420 I was just hoping that, like, I didn't go in and they go, oh, top.
02:38:09.500 And then it detracts more greed on energy.
02:38:12.700 It's like when the pastor shows up at the Bible study.
02:38:15.140 Yeah.
02:38:15.300 Everybody stops doing their thing because they want you to talk.
02:38:18.040 It's like, no, I don't want you to do your thing.
02:38:19.420 Pastor Lobster, when he shows up.
02:38:21.220 And also when I'm there, like, I was there twice getting ready to put my kids to bed. 0.98
02:38:25.960 so like i'm like put on your pajamas stop fucking by the way yeah top shows up and you don't be 0.90
02:38:31.440 like hey top he's like yeah i don't want to say that is not true at all uh i'm very happy i would 0.97
02:38:36.280 walk right past everybody and just come into the studio and he goes have you seen this guy he's
02:38:40.840 famous hey have you seen top love that they don't they love that they're able to be like hey i really
02:38:47.600 don't want the attention they know we don't we don't like that stoiken says you don't like it
02:38:51.980 you love introducing hips as the guys who killed david wilcock was hilarious honestly that they
02:38:58.200 were so fantastic at what they were doing i wish we had like an hour with them and i wish we were
02:39:03.500 like fresher oh yeah but like they they did they did crush yeah and it was funny because you could
02:39:08.700 tell it started off a little bit like wait what you killed a dude by calling him gay and like 0.84
02:39:13.500 you know even it was cool for owen to be like wait tell the story well first he was like that 0.55
02:39:18.640 almost like it doesn't seem funny and then once they heard like getting transformed into a banana
02:39:22.880 sandwich and getting raped it was like oh you are not the guys who killed david wilcox like that's
02:39:27.360 not your fault yeah it got so funny man i'm so uh i'm so happy that we invited those guys those 0.98
02:39:32.700 guys are are real uh sleepers they need to be doing more i think um so i we're supposed to 0.93
02:39:38.740 open some shit right from uh oh boy this is a con sorry dude you're in it that's why i'm trying to 0.98
02:39:43.820 for the long run, 0.99
02:39:45.180 you know,
02:39:45.420 get through these things.
02:39:46.740 So this is some,
02:39:47.500 some,
02:39:47.900 some merch,
02:39:48.420 I think from,
02:39:49.060 uh,
02:39:49.660 the guys over at Skiba News Nation.
02:39:51.240 Jeremiah told me to open that
02:39:52.560 and I spilled a drink on it
02:39:53.680 and I said,
02:39:54.100 yeah,
02:39:54.280 he said,
02:39:54.560 but open that on the show.
02:39:55.560 And I said,
02:39:56.140 yeah,
02:39:56.240 for sure.
02:39:57.300 Um,
02:39:57.920 sangria.
02:39:58.540 It says on it,
02:39:59.320 it says,
02:39:59.720 for those who seek what is hidden,
02:40:01.220 the truth reveals itself to the few. 0.99
02:40:03.480 I don't know what the fuck's in this box, 0.99
02:40:04.940 dude, 0.99
02:40:05.660 but,
02:40:06.040 oh,
02:40:06.280 oh,
02:40:06.460 this is actually really cool.
02:40:07.620 All right, 1.00
02:40:07.840 so there's some tchotchkes in here. 1.00
02:40:09.500 Tchotchkes. 1.00
02:40:09.980 Flat Earth Revolution 0.99
02:40:11.140 is actually a banger shout out to bennis the menace uh he's probably not going to like that
02:40:15.460 one but go ahead and hold on to that it's a patch oh a patch nice um i don't i don't know why there's
02:40:22.300 purple drink purple i think he said every one of these is different okay well i really appreciate
02:40:30.340 this one uh this probably was actually does it have ed's name on it ed with a banger though he
02:40:38.220 He had a couple of racial jokes that I was like, I was really respecting Ed. 0.99
02:40:41.760 I didn't want to drop any N-bombs in his presence because I love him so much. 0.99
02:40:44.900 I didn't want him to be uncomfortable.
02:40:46.060 There was something in the VIP where he said something about dad's not being around. 1.00
02:40:50.440 He's like, I don't want to hear a black joke. 1.00
02:40:52.120 Yeah, dude. 1.00
02:40:53.140 That was pretty good.
02:40:54.140 That was very cool.
02:40:55.480 It was really funny.
02:40:57.340 Even though he did come off as a little bit nervous, you know, because it's a different kind of.
02:41:00.980 I don't think he was nervous.
02:41:01.640 I just think he's like a smart guy that just kind of doesn't just hang out with people a lot. 1.00
02:41:07.300 and doesn't typically expose those to retar. 0.92
02:41:09.940 What is this stuff he's posting?
02:41:11.380 What's what?
02:41:12.100 Oh, yeah, that's me and my body.
02:41:13.560 Oh, because he lost weight.
02:41:14.780 Yeah, yeah.
02:41:15.260 Look at that, dude.
02:41:16.640 Dude, the six-pack looks good.
02:41:18.000 Every time you come around to, like, Brogrove,
02:41:20.680 you think that there's some sort of competition.
02:41:22.980 Well, he does.
02:41:24.260 Big time, dude.
02:41:25.060 Yeah, yeah.
02:41:25.800 Like, if people aren't going to see him in person,
02:41:27.640 he could care less, dude.
02:41:28.640 He just goes full-on eat machine.
02:41:29.980 It was less of that, to be honest.
02:41:31.500 It was more of you and Top calling me fat.
02:41:34.100 Well, I mean.
02:41:35.040 He realized that I was fat.
02:41:36.240 Good.
02:41:36.420 We saw you with your shirt off.
02:41:37.300 Good.
02:41:37.800 You didn't see me with my shirt off.
02:41:39.000 Oh, yeah, we did.
02:41:40.100 When was that?
02:41:40.520 We just saw you with your shirt off in the picture right there, but we saw you with your
02:41:42.660 shirt off a couple weeks ago.
02:41:43.740 Oh, all right.
02:41:44.220 We hang out away from work.
02:41:45.940 We were looking for Ed for a little while.
02:41:48.640 We had, like, lost him because he was up next.
02:41:51.200 And I think SchizoFriend said, we lost the only black guy at the event. 1.00
02:41:54.520 That was very funny. 1.00
02:41:55.580 That was very funny.
02:41:57.180 I don't know.
02:41:57.500 It's a little sticker.
02:41:58.340 It says, the truth shall set you free.
02:42:00.640 Okay, this is interesting.
02:42:04.080 Another magnet that says it's flat.
02:42:06.420 What I will say is
02:42:08.620 the guys from Truth or Con, the guys from Skiba News Network
02:42:11.340 had a really great setup for their
02:42:13.360 merch and everything. I like those guys a lot, dude.
02:42:14.940 A little top secret notepad. I'll actually be using
02:42:17.300 that on the show. I just met them and they were like
02:42:19.640 let's just sit down. I forget even
02:42:21.280 how it came out. I was like, let's just do a pod real quick.
02:42:23.280 And the three of us just sat down. They tell it's everybody.
02:42:25.680 What a great
02:42:26.660 allegedly. I like that one.
02:42:29.640 You know we gotta get one that just says
02:42:31.040 so-called.
02:42:32.540 Do you hold on to that? I'm gonna keep going through this. So-called would be
02:42:35.260 a great sticker for Matt. So-called whatever.
02:42:37.800 I know we had...
02:42:39.100 So we're going to be at Truth or Con.
02:42:41.260 And this is wonderful.
02:42:43.860 Aliens, Loch Ness Monster,
02:42:45.800 Bigfoot.
02:42:46.960 These socks are dope, but these are going to be tops, I guess,
02:42:49.340 because I didn't get a box. I didn't get merch
02:42:51.320 from fucking anybody because I'm a stupid bitch. 1.00
02:42:53.020 There's a box for you. Oh, there is a box for me? That's wonderful. 1.00
02:42:56.000 I think so.
02:42:56.880 Oh, that's great. What a dope book, Mark. We love him because
02:42:59.300 he first loved us.
02:43:00.920 1 John 419. That's very nice.
02:43:03.120 So, very cool. The guys from
02:43:04.920 Netflix, I mean, I'm going to call it Netflix Network.
02:43:08.140 Oh, that's cool.
02:43:09.580 Is that blood in the vial? It's a little red pill, blue pill.
02:43:11.440 It says, stay comfortable, stay curious.
02:43:13.780 That's dope. Very cool stuff.
02:43:16.060 Those guys really crush
02:43:17.260 at the merch thing, man.
02:43:19.520 Yeah, I love those dudes. And at Truth or Con.
02:43:21.540 So we are going to be
02:43:23.040 at Truth or Con in the
02:43:25.440 Dallas-Fort Worth area. What do you mean by we?
02:43:28.360 I honestly don't
02:43:29.520 know if...
02:43:30.720 Nephilim Death Squad. David and Daniel
02:43:33.240 Top Lobster and Raven.
02:43:33.860 I mean, we're not getting, you know, nobody's buying us tickets.
02:43:37.880 Every time I asked him, we were like, hey, do you want to go see Noah's Ark?
02:43:40.280 He's like, I don't leave.
02:43:41.100 I don't leave my house.
02:43:41.920 He literally says no.
02:43:43.360 And then when you say it again, he's like, well, who's going?
02:43:45.480 Jeremiah and Jake were my boys, dude.
02:43:47.140 They're like, yo, come to Truth or Con in Dallas in November.
02:43:49.720 Yeah.
02:43:50.060 So I was like.
02:43:50.620 Did they say that?
02:43:52.020 I'm going to have to ask him.
02:43:52.880 You don't like that.
02:43:53.840 He doesn't like it.
02:43:54.620 No, I don't care.
02:43:55.520 I don't care.
02:43:56.120 But I just, you know, like, were you invited or were you not invited?
02:43:58.380 Yeah, that's a fair point.
02:43:59.240 yeah i probably shouldn't go uh well were you invited or were you not invited why can't i get
02:44:02.820 a clear answer on that um i literally just told the story dude and we were talking like 10 times
02:44:07.880 like he wasn't invited he wasn't invited to be cool you talk all the time about how you you speak
02:44:13.320 to uh uh who is it somebody i mean the alberino one ended up being true there's a lot of other
02:44:18.000 ones yeah so which one wasn't true uh either you said you held a very long conversation with tony
02:44:22.300 merkel and uh that wasn't true at all so like what are you talking about let's hear the invited
02:44:26.840 you guys have you guys sure about that by the way gary wayne something i noticed about this
02:44:31.560 something i noticed oh yeah jacob israel he's gone he gay is no longer on there what happened i don't
02:44:40.460 know uh if you guys screwed that up that's not even on here dude yeah i'm not a performer he 0.77
02:44:46.000 just said come out there and we'll throw you in the mix we're performing yeah yeah we're gonna
02:44:50.160 perform what do we gotta do who cares man that's easy that's easy we don't have to set it up we 0.96
02:44:54.860 don't have to do anything we just get to show up and talk shit let's go yeah why not yeah we'll
02:44:59.520 get to see sam triply too the guys from skiba news nation it's gonna be a lot of fun if you
02:45:02.820 guys are out in this dallas fort worth area uh what's the date on that top november 7th through
02:45:07.880 8th i believe it's early in november november 7th and 8th oh that's funny it's august 7th and 8th
02:45:14.460 and then november 7th and 8th so uh if you guys are out there and you wanted to come to this one
02:45:18.500 we couldn't make it or if you came to this one but you still want to see us again and come hang
02:45:22.460 out show up three months in between shows and then three months in between truth or con and
02:45:28.560 the next bro grove dude it's like exactly uh laid out beautiful all right i won't go dude even though
02:45:35.120 he invited me i'll just be like hey man it's kind of weird if i bring my gun i gotta go through like
02:45:39.160 the reciprocal carry we're gonna rent a uh suburban that's got like the three rows oh my
02:45:44.580 i am not driving to texas it's like a day what i'd like to drive it's a day that's the fun what
02:45:51.460 What I'd like to do is drive to Missouri with an RV for a Barteria.
02:45:57.820 Oh, that would be awesome.
02:45:59.180 We've never been invited, though.
02:46:00.560 Have we been invited?
02:46:01.240 I don't think we've ever been explicitly invited.
02:46:03.200 When is it?
02:46:04.580 October? 0.68
02:46:05.280 I think we're a little bit short, and I'm a little bit too gay to be invited to Barteria. 0.81
02:46:09.360 The second part, for sure. 1.00
02:46:10.020 I would agree with that.
02:46:10.960 Yeah, I think that's why that hasn't happened.
02:46:12.860 Such a better website than ours.
02:46:14.000 All right, we do have another one here.
02:46:16.200 Who does our website?
02:46:17.260 Another one.
02:46:17.720 Who does the music? 0.99
02:46:21.460 fuck that's good nancy cloop says dudes the unsupervised child situation makes me feel like 0.99
02:46:38.740 there needs to be a bro grove kids day they can all hold guns sideways yeah i mean um 0.99
02:46:46.280 it would be amazing if we somehow got a venue that was big enough that you could have one of
02:46:51.040 those areas where it's like all the kids just a padded room and we'll just let
02:46:54.300 do that facility totally a bounce house we'll let ben brian of demon racers and
02:47:00.280 seth uh watch the kids honestly it would be pretty dope i i gotta just once again
02:47:06.220 give those guys a shout out i i really have a tremendous love for them uh and 0.57
02:47:10.160 and just the way that they fucking uh were so solid when it came to my kid it
02:47:14.480 was it was unbelievable those dudes are awesome so uh yeah who knows maybe it
02:47:18.740 Would it be easier for people to make it out?
02:47:20.440 We had a couple people that said,
02:47:21.620 this is the first time we've been out by ourselves in our marriage since we've had kids.
02:47:27.140 No way. 0.98
02:47:27.840 And I was like, damn, that's kind of cool, dude. 0.99
02:47:29.660 Dude, there were a couple people I met that were there on their anniversary. 0.98
02:47:32.980 Like, it was for their anniversary.
02:47:34.580 Oh, yeah, I met them, yeah.
02:47:35.720 That's very funny.
02:47:36.440 They were super cool.
02:47:37.440 Oh, yeah, Z-Man says we could just rent jet skis and cut across the Gulf to Texas.
02:47:42.540 Brilliant.
02:47:43.160 That would be faster.
02:47:44.560 So simple.
02:47:45.340 I like that.
02:47:45.940 Okay, how about, I don't like the idea of a, what is it called, a pirate ship.
02:47:53.340 I don't like that.
02:47:54.180 Yeah, that's too much.
02:47:55.020 It's a liability.
02:47:56.480 A cruise across the Gulf?
02:47:57.900 A cruise is easier.
02:47:59.360 Is it?
02:48:00.440 A cruise is easier.
02:48:01.500 What do we need?
02:48:02.100 Sound equipment?
02:48:02.660 Not even.
02:48:03.360 They have that.
02:48:04.060 They have stages.
02:48:05.060 We need people with money that are willing to pay for it.
02:48:08.080 I wonder how much it really is.
02:48:09.140 They make pretty small cruise ships, too.
02:48:10.300 Like, not quite, like carnival level, like just a couple hundred people kind of size.
02:48:14.860 They do that.
02:48:15.400 hmm that would be cool what do you mean for a show for a weekend yeah yeah for uh for uh bro
02:48:20.940 grove so by the way i already kind of have some ideas about what the next bro grove is going to
02:48:25.420 look like um it's gonna be on a cruise ship well this guy's got it all planned though it's gotta
02:48:30.180 be two from now it's gotta be another one in the summer at the movie theater maybe that one's 0.93
02:48:35.280 well it's fine no by the way i went to chili's yesterday fucking chili limited capacity i think 0.93
02:48:41.500 is fine 0.96
02:48:42.480 I think it's good
02:48:43.940 because we would have
02:48:45.280 sold out
02:48:45.780 we would have
02:48:46.240 we would have sold out
02:48:47.160 months ago
02:48:47.800 at the
02:48:48.780 at the movie theater
02:48:50.680 oh at the theater
02:48:51.260 yeah
02:48:51.460 and then we don't have to
02:48:52.020 worry about like 0.99
02:48:52.800 ticket sales and shit 0.99
02:48:53.500 it's like stressful 0.99
02:48:54.260 so okay
02:48:55.300 this is my idea
02:48:56.760 this one I really wanted it
02:48:58.000 to be community driven
02:48:59.000 and I think we really
02:48:59.860 nailed that
02:49:00.340 I wanted it to be
02:49:01.580 people like Ed Mabry
02:49:02.500 Laura Baker
02:49:03.160 and all this other stuff
02:49:04.000 and we really nailed that
02:49:05.380 dude where's he going
02:49:06.080 with this
02:49:06.320 what's the next one
02:49:07.200 I'm scared
02:49:07.640 listening to 1.00
02:49:08.660 you know the homies 0.88
02:49:10.580 like uh like doc brown talk about how cool it was to be able to be among the people that typically 0.62
02:49:16.320 you're just stuck behind a screen you don't get to actually be with these people all of that was
02:49:20.120 cool so i'm really pumped about that and i'm glad that worked out the other thing that i wanted to 0.99
02:49:24.440 achieve with this one was giving the homies stage time because i think what it does is it elevates 0.71
02:49:29.360 your ability like sam tripoli did that for us being able to be on stage with sam tripoli made 0.93
02:49:35.840 me realize like there's something here to be taken seriously and there's another level to this as
02:49:40.440 far as like performance and getting locked in and getting in the zone i wanted to do that for them
02:49:44.900 i wanted them to see that by being on stage there's there's another level to this you have
02:49:49.980 opportunities with your content and everything that you're doing no matter how new you are
02:49:54.060 andrew of the 60 agenda very new jt follows jc been in the game for a while doesn't matter
02:49:59.080 there's something else you could be doing here you could be getting on stage and giving another
02:50:03.720 level of i don't know not just performance but like a different look to what you're doing right
02:50:08.900 So with that in mind for next year, or the next episode, you're thinking...
02:50:12.440 It's not even with that in mind.
02:50:13.860 That's done now.
02:50:14.760 Okay. 0.99
02:50:15.240 Gave the homies some stage time, brought some community together. 1.00
02:50:18.320 The next time we do something... 1.00
02:50:20.060 What's the next one? 1.00
02:50:20.220 I'm saying fuck them. 1.00
02:50:21.100 I think that's what I was saying. 1.00
02:50:21.720 That's not what I'm saying.
02:50:22.480 Oh, nobody else comes.
02:50:23.940 It's just us.
02:50:24.160 Those people are all...
02:50:25.380 No performances.
02:50:26.480 Oh.
02:50:27.220 Everybody sits around and just snaps their fingers.
02:50:29.480 Dude, that was a crazy thing.
02:50:30.780 Whoa, it's just a hang?
02:50:32.820 Jesus Christ.
02:50:34.080 So what it is is those guys are still going to come.
02:50:38.600 You're invited.
02:50:39.540 Come watch.
02:50:39.900 Are they going to come?
02:50:40.920 Come watch.
02:50:41.680 We don't know.
02:50:42.420 He hasn't delivered the punchline.
02:50:43.960 Maybe if you could do a side podcast in the next room, that's cool.
02:50:48.360 But the only people that are coming on stage for the next one,
02:50:50.620 and I want to go back and forth in this style.
02:50:52.640 Can I go on stage?
02:50:53.520 Yeah, dude.
02:50:54.180 Yeah, obviously.
02:50:54.800 Are you sure?
02:50:55.680 I don't know how that looks suspect.
02:50:57.300 Are people that have chops.
02:50:59.380 I want to be the worst person on that stage.
02:51:01.100 It's just going to be David and Jack.
02:51:02.880 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:51:04.300 You're making the criteria very little now, dude.
02:51:07.280 No, it's not.
02:51:07.900 People that are bigger than you are the only ones coming on stage?
02:51:10.160 There's so many. 1.00
02:51:10.860 Are you fucking kidding me? 0.99
02:51:11.760 Do you know how close we were? 0.99
02:51:13.540 We were this close to getting Kurt Metzger here.
02:51:16.280 I didn't even know.
02:51:17.160 I wanted to make an effort to do that.
02:51:18.980 The day of. 0.98
02:51:19.880 You know what's fucking crazy? 0.94
02:51:21.220 Heather Lynn invited him because he's in Florida. 0.99
02:51:23.620 Okay, well, you know what's really funny? 0.97
02:51:25.680 You can't fucking get in touch with anybody that works with that guy. 0.98
02:51:29.160 No, no, no. 0.99
02:51:29.580 We got a hook.
02:51:30.480 Who do you have in mind?
02:51:32.640 Oh, well, I'm already looking at Leonardo Gioni and Sam Tripoli.
02:51:37.120 But if we got a Kurt Metzger for that one, that would be great, too. 0.97
02:51:39.720 I want people that are fucking better than us to be there.
02:51:43.060 So what are you saying about this last one? 0.98
02:51:45.540 I said what I said.
02:51:46.660 I said it was a community-driven thing, but not each one has to be that.
02:51:49.580 This one was dialed back.
02:51:51.140 It was supposed to be just us, like just NDS.
02:51:55.400 Owen was like a happy accident.
02:51:57.240 Owen is like, yeah, he's a feature person.
02:51:59.880 And, I mean, Heather Lynn is fairly big in what she does, but Owen is more like a, he's a draw.
02:52:04.080 But we didn't want to use him to sell tickets
02:52:05.920 But he came
02:52:07.420 It just worked out that way
02:52:08.640 Because he said it on his show
02:52:11.220 And I was like well if he already said it on his show 0.99
02:52:12.880 Let's try to move some of these fucking tickets then 0.98
02:52:14.520 Can we get L.A. Marzulli 0.99
02:52:17.240 I would love L.A.
02:52:18.460 I don't know if he
02:52:19.200 I watched that interview
02:52:21.460 I don't know I saw what happened to my mom
02:52:24.040 I don't think L.A. will survive something like that 0.99
02:52:26.140 Yo imagine L.A. falling at the fucking 0.99
02:52:28.440 No he's so strong dude 0.99
02:52:30.000 He does look kind of strong
02:52:31.140 He's so sharp
02:52:32.260 Wait, so what would you do?
02:52:34.020 Would you do like a...
02:52:35.320 Look at me, ask him.
02:52:36.480 No, no, but who's the guys you kind of don't vibe with because they, that's like in his
02:52:41.120 network, the Prophecy Watchers.
02:52:44.140 Oh, yeah, yeah. 0.88
02:52:45.080 So like who, I mean, it'd have to be LA and some of his homies. 0.89
02:52:48.020 I wouldn't invite LA.
02:52:48.800 We're not inviting LA.
02:52:50.080 LA wouldn't like this.
02:52:51.060 That's what Nancy just said, man.
02:52:52.000 Nancy didn't even tell myself.
02:52:53.640 So you're just picturing like big dogs only in February.
02:52:56.340 And then what, like a bigger, like a nicer place too then?
02:52:59.300 Or same spot?
02:53:00.780 Maybe a cruise.
02:53:01.600 No, I don't know.
02:53:02.060 I don't know what the venue would be
02:53:04.200 a movie theater
02:53:05.520 I just thought it'd be cool if you had that same amount of people
02:53:07.800 but next time we do some kind of like roll
02:53:09.560 like dice rolling or something
02:53:10.800 hey guys
02:53:13.740 everybody's assigned a number
02:53:15.140 we got 20 different guys who podcast
02:53:16.860 you're a 1, 2, 3, 4
02:53:18.780 we're gonna roll the dice and whoever lands
02:53:20.960 those three are doing a thing
02:53:22.880 and they're gonna be on the time slot from 11 to 12, 15
02:53:26.000 what if we make them fight to the death
02:53:27.320 so it's like it's all just random
02:53:29.760 who's going on together
02:53:31.900 That would be kind of fun.
02:53:32.760 You know, Ben would make that.
02:53:33.920 Ben would make the cut.
02:53:35.620 Benis?
02:53:36.140 Benis the Menace, yeah.
02:53:37.060 It'd be like, fight to the death.
02:53:38.020 He's like, I think that guy's got knives.
02:53:40.040 He came prepared for that.
02:53:41.860 Yeah, I think he knows, like, the touch of death where he goes, like, 0.52
02:53:44.100 Brian's killing everyone.
02:53:46.020 Oh, with the lightsaber skills? 0.98
02:53:47.100 Yeah.
02:53:47.800 Probably.
02:53:48.440 I think it's more of a dance than it is kind of an attack, but that's fine.
02:53:51.640 I see.
02:53:53.260 So, you want big name people?
02:53:55.260 Like three or four or, like, ten big names?
02:53:58.780 I don't know.
02:53:59.360 We've got to see.
02:53:59.840 I just know that that's the thing that I want to go into with that one.
02:54:03.600 How do you feel about this, Top?
02:54:06.100 It's a nightmare. 1.00
02:54:07.320 Every fucking time it's a nightmare. 0.99
02:54:08.660 I'm thinking, yeah. 0.99
02:54:09.900 I just, yeah.
02:54:11.060 We'll hire Owly to watch the kids so she can come.
02:54:14.820 We'll pay for her ticket. 1.00
02:54:15.600 She doesn't have to, you know, pay for as long as she watches the kids. 1.00
02:54:18.340 But I need to see a marked increase in their whip skills. 1.00
02:54:23.020 Marked. 1.00
02:54:23.180 Because if they're not as good, you know, if they're unimpressed with their ability to use a whip, then, you know, then it's going to come out of her pocket.
02:54:32.880 But, yeah, so there's always an opportunity for the one after that to do a community-driven one again.
02:54:39.360 And I think that's kind of the idea is not every single one needs to be the same style of performances.
02:54:44.620 Not every single one needs to be the same look. 0.95
02:54:47.120 We don't have to do the fucking round because round tables are hard. 0.95
02:54:50.680 How about the VIP day? 0.99
02:54:51.240 When you say every one, I'm just curious, like, off the top of your head.
02:54:55.400 Yeah, we'll get Vince Vaughn next time.
02:54:56.560 You're on your deathbed, and you're looking back on all the bro groves, not every one.
02:55:00.980 Like, how many are you imagining?
02:55:03.220 I don't know.
02:55:03.920 I'm going to do these as long as God will allow me to do them.
02:55:06.060 I used to eat stuff from a dumpster. 0.99
02:55:07.340 This is fucking unbelievable. 0.98
02:55:08.400 So two a year for the next 20, 30 years, potentially. 0.99
02:55:11.220 That's crackhead behavior.
02:55:11.940 That will take 20 years off of our lives, I think.
02:55:14.560 No, no.
02:55:15.260 I think they're going to get, dude, and I never did one before.
02:55:18.220 Now I have a little bit of an understanding of what's happening here.
02:55:20.660 I'm going to be able to help a little bit on the next one.
02:55:22.840 Especially if we're going to pull it off.
02:55:23.980 He disappeared for, like, giant swaths of time.
02:55:26.100 Did you notice that?
02:55:26.760 It was like, where's Matt?
02:55:27.640 Are you guys going to set up?
02:55:28.420 Yeah, he's running his coffee shop that the Raven made him do after Saturday night at 8 o'clock at night.
02:55:32.600 Hugging Owen Benjamin in his food forest.
02:55:34.420 Oh, yeah, that's where he left, too.
02:55:34.960 I thought that's what he was doing.
02:55:35.920 From my perspective as somebody sitting on the outside, like, I'm driving down.
02:55:39.700 I'm seeing stuff getting posted, whatever.
02:55:41.640 Like, I'm pretty sure Matt was just hanging out with Owen Benjamin.
02:55:44.120 I'm pretty sure he was, too.
02:55:45.000 That's exactly what it looked like as far as, like, what was hitting the Internet.
02:55:47.580 That's what everybody says.
02:55:48.520 So what I was seeing with my eyes, yeah.
02:55:50.000 Everybody that comes and had a great time, do it again.
02:55:53.620 And I go, people really did say a lot of nice things, and I thought that that was wonderful.
02:55:58.220 Yeah, it's a cool-ass event, dude.
02:55:59.880 And, like, all these people who, if you spend your whole life, like, talking to people who think you're crazy,
02:56:03.960 it's so nice to talk to people who are like, oh, yeah.
02:56:06.320 We got a lot of that.
02:56:07.180 Very refreshing to be able to do that.
02:56:08.460 It's just, like, when you sit out to do a thing, you just hope it's good.
02:56:12.280 You know what I mean?
02:56:12.840 So it is good when you hear that.
02:56:15.020 But, yeah, I don't know.
02:56:16.220 There's some things we have to work out with, like, all the pricing of everything.
02:56:19.760 And it's just, like, this was a specifically expensive event because of the place we did it.
02:56:25.580 And the things we invested in so we could do it again in the future.
02:56:27.940 And your profit margin.
02:56:29.000 I mean, let's be honest.
02:56:29.800 It's got to be huge.
02:56:29.940 You guys made a ton of money.
02:56:31.220 But I'm thinking for the next one, we do one of those massage chairs.
02:56:35.100 We get, like, a masseuse to come in.
02:56:36.080 Nobody's getting massages.
02:56:36.880 That would have been fun, dude.
02:56:38.060 Not the whole body massage.
02:56:39.660 Pretty much everything that people saw, all, like, the things that were in there, that's all new.
02:56:44.100 That all came from us.
02:56:45.000 Like, we all bought that.
02:56:46.500 Oh, I think next time we're going to have somebody brought it up in the chat just now.
02:56:49.320 I think next time we get the Podpastors.
02:56:51.440 All the Podpastors that blew the lid on Disclosure.
02:56:54.220 I think we... 0.98
02:56:54.700 That would be hilarious.
02:56:56.120 What's the guy in the Affliction T-shirt?
02:56:57.060 Wait, with NDS fans in the crowd?
02:56:59.000 That would be madness. 1.00
02:56:59.980 And then we'll kill them. 1.00
02:57:00.640 Somebody might die. 1.00
02:57:01.740 Huh?
02:57:02.060 Somebody might die.
02:57:02.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:57:03.340 That would be madness, too. 1.00
02:57:04.700 We probably ritualistically cannibalize them.
02:57:06.600 Imagine if that guy start prophesying. 1.00
02:57:07.700 What's the fucking... 1.00
02:57:08.420 They did their own. 1.00
02:57:09.460 They did their own thing this weekend, same time.
02:57:11.500 Oh, yeah, they 69'd.
02:57:13.380 Yeah, I mean...
02:57:14.740 Maybe it was a Prophecy Watchers
02:57:17.060 convention. I don't know. I saw Derek Gilbert looking
02:57:18.900 like a fucking ghoul. No, Prophecy Watchers 1.00
02:57:21.000 convention. L.A. said he's going to be at that
02:57:23.040 in a couple, what did he say?
02:57:24.760 A couple weeks? Oh, so then it was another one.
02:57:27.460 But all the same guys, all the pod
02:57:28.880 pastors. Are we going to that
02:57:31.000 one in Orlando? No, I'm not going to.
02:57:32.680 You said you wanted to go, dude.
02:57:34.460 We can invite L.A. here.
02:57:36.960 I'm not going to that. You said you wanted to go.
02:57:38.620 I don't want to go to that. That's boring. You know
02:57:40.700 you don't want to go to that. Okay, but just like
02:57:42.720 if we went, though, that would be fun.
02:57:44.540 By the way, the next one, too, we're going to do a two-day, like an official two-day,
02:57:50.360 and then we'll figure out some way to fit the VIP in there to make it worth it for the VIP members.
02:57:56.240 Maybe, yeah.
02:57:56.900 Why don't we go to the—
02:57:57.700 Because a lot of the issue with people not wanting to come out to this one,
02:58:01.080 I imagine was probably the fact that you're coming out, in some cases, if you're not a VIP, for one day.
02:58:05.780 One day. 1.00
02:58:06.100 Which is kind of a bitch. 1.00
02:58:07.000 It's a long day. 0.99
02:58:07.860 It is a long day.
02:58:08.740 We need to figure out a way to incorporate the food forest.
02:58:11.660 We got a little room at the food forest.
02:58:13.200 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:58:14.380 No, no, no, stop doing that.
02:58:15.780 You cannot be inviting people to your house.
02:58:17.660 Well, then you can just rent like three days at the Wildwood Convention Center.
02:58:21.740 That's fine.
02:58:22.100 They're never going to have us back.
02:58:23.800 Yeah, didn't you listen to what we said?
02:58:25.260 Well, that's what I'm saying.
02:58:25.820 Let's start looking for some alternative ways of doing this.
02:58:27.740 We have some alternative ways.
02:58:28.400 But on another thing, let's go to the Orlando.
02:58:30.560 Like Zach was trying to tell us before, and he never got to it because we kept interrupting him.
02:58:33.800 What was I trying to say?
02:58:34.780 The other venue that you noticed or something like that, like where we could have.
02:58:39.180 Oh, yeah.
02:58:39.520 No, it was sick.
02:58:40.200 It's a movie theater.
02:58:41.200 Oh, no, no.
02:58:41.600 I'm sorry.
02:58:41.960 I'm sorry.
02:58:42.260 That's right.
02:58:42.480 We didn't get to that.
02:58:43.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:58:43.540 Okay.
02:58:43.840 He's getting to it.
02:58:44.620 He's having like
02:58:45.360 having to do it Saturday.
02:58:46.300 Well, it's three hours.
02:58:47.380 No, so I say
02:58:48.080 we all go to the thing
02:58:49.020 in Orlando,
02:58:49.880 the L.A. Marzulli Prophecy thing.
02:58:51.280 We all get the glasses
02:58:52.460 the doc had,
02:58:53.320 the ones that were video cameras
02:58:54.400 and let's just document it,
02:58:55.500 give all the footage to Laney
02:58:57.020 and then just like,
02:58:57.820 you don't think we're going to have
02:58:58.420 You want to document
02:58:59.080 all the fake miracles?
02:59:00.220 I got it.
02:59:00.660 It came together
02:59:01.360 over the course of the show.
02:59:02.660 Let's go.
02:59:03.360 Borough Grove Church Camp.
02:59:05.360 You just ran out
02:59:06.440 of church camp.
02:59:07.380 Oh my God.
02:59:08.460 There is a church camp here.
02:59:09.400 You have, like, legit bunks, cabins.
02:59:11.960 There is that.
02:59:12.280 People are staying there.
02:59:13.440 You've got, like, you just run camp.
02:59:15.000 And then you've got counselors.
02:59:16.240 Make all the podcasters the counselors.
02:59:18.020 We've got to make sense of friends. 0.99
02:59:19.380 Everybody's going to get raped. 1.00
02:59:20.500 And bring the 501-2-3 guy in the mix, and he nails it. 0.99
02:59:24.020 It would be like a regular church. 0.95
02:59:25.220 It's kind of fucked up, because a couple dudes got smashed, right? 0.88
02:59:28.100 We already got the t-shirts, like the... 0.98
02:59:29.720 Oh, yeah, but it wasn't an inappropriate smash.
02:59:32.020 No, it wasn't, but if the night goes on long enough, it will become inappropriate smash.
02:59:35.400 And then who gets to share the bunk with the dudes that are, you know...
02:59:38.220 That's what I didn't want.
02:59:39.000 I didn't want people to get, like, too drunk, but, like, have a good time.
02:59:42.180 Very good idea.
02:59:42.640 We just get more police.
02:59:43.960 Because there are campgrounds, though, that even if they don't stay the night there, there are those youth camp campgrounds.
02:59:50.280 Yeah, there you go.
02:59:50.800 Look at that.
02:59:51.300 Yeah, Nephilim, that's not a youth camp.
02:59:52.500 Summer group youth camp.
02:59:54.700 My wife has been routinely suggesting, like, hey, at some point, maybe get a campground that has cabins on it.
03:00:01.220 It doesn't have to be a church-associated one.
03:00:04.080 There's one.
03:00:04.740 There is one, but it's kind of new agey.
03:00:06.400 If you save your money, you guys could buy a giant chunk of land next year.
03:00:10.920 Oh, here we go.
03:00:11.600 We're going to do the Owen Benjamin thing.
03:00:13.760 Let's get a – we'll do that.
03:00:15.060 We'll buy a giant chunk of land.
03:00:16.060 So there's a Christian campground that I go to on the Wikiwachi River, and it's got, like, a lot of, you know, areas to stay.
03:00:26.660 And I'm like, how do – we would then have access to the river, but somebody would get drunk and drown.
03:00:30.580 Well, no, you could do that at, like, Alexander Springs or something. 1.00
03:00:33.480 just camp there camp at like salt springs and be at the springs uh 501 c3 tards oh that's actually 1.00
03:00:41.060 a banger c3 tards is very very funny i'm thinking of uh what is he called the cp3 c3 c3po yeah 1.00
03:00:48.480 that's actually okay someone write that down and let me know there's something to do there though 1.00
03:00:52.520 maybe a campground in the future something like that would be cool i don't know how that works
03:00:55.980 in in regards to performances uh although we do have access to a stage now so we could build a
03:01:02.520 stage, but we need
03:01:04.640 something that's enclosed that's not going to beat our 0.97
03:01:06.540 ass with the heat and the weather. Most of those places 0.96
03:01:08.680 have like a major, like a
03:01:10.520 main building. Like an amphitheater.
03:01:12.260 Oh, Dominator says, can we rent out the
03:01:14.460 actual Bohemian Grove? Possibly.
03:01:17.920 That's an
03:01:18.520 interesting idea. Yeah, we can go to the swamps
03:01:20.640 of California and
03:01:21.620 I don't know, have a little powwow at the foot of a
03:01:24.480 giant owl statue. There's something there.
03:01:26.500 I'd say lowest hanging fruit is the movie theater.
03:01:29.140 Well, yeah, yeah, for sure.
03:01:30.260 That's a logical decision. Both rooms.
03:01:32.520 The big room, right?
03:01:33.480 Like the really big room, and then the outside room that's got the bar and everything.
03:01:37.380 It's a great area.
03:01:38.460 And they would shut that down, right?
03:01:40.440 And right out, so you walk out the doors, there's the square, there's a restaurant, there's the hotel.
03:01:44.320 Talking about Brownwood?
03:01:45.780 No, no, no.
03:01:46.700 Although Brownwood is building that one.
03:01:48.500 Is that movie theater closed?
03:01:49.980 One of those movie theaters closed.
03:01:51.820 Brownwood is closed.
03:01:52.580 It's like being transformed right now.
03:01:55.180 The problem with the Sumter one, though, is we got one shot, baby, 1.00
03:01:58.540 because the person who runs it is a small lesbian Asian woman. 1.00
03:02:02.040 we might know some people 0.67
03:02:03.860 the other guy that runs it is
03:02:05.380 he's really he wanted to come on the pod
03:02:08.280 he's like you got a podcast he's doing like a vampire
03:02:10.420 smut novel and I was like yeah not about that
03:02:12.340 but how would that work there would just be one theater
03:02:14.480 that they keep closed during that time
03:02:16.200 yeah theater one what happens when we get on stage and make
03:02:18.360 fun of vampires and smut
03:02:20.180 I mean if Atma's in the audience 0.94
03:02:22.540 we're gonna be making fun of vampires
03:02:24.100 I don't think again Atma
03:02:25.260 that was wild to me 0.99
03:02:27.040 him and his wife are the coolest fucking people ever 1.00
03:02:30.280 and they're dressed like filthy rich pimps from the 1400s. 0.99
03:02:34.900 I thought, so dude, he came to the register that first day
03:02:37.880 and I was just like, hey, what's up?
03:02:40.180 You here for the show?
03:02:41.240 He won't introduce himself.
03:02:42.560 I was like, he's clearly here for the show.
03:02:44.280 This is not a normal person.
03:02:45.860 Yeah, yeah.
03:02:46.160 And then he's like, and he just smiled at me, dude.
03:02:48.180 He just was like, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
03:02:49.780 Yeah.
03:02:50.120 And I was like, hey, so.
03:02:51.240 And he cast a little spell on you and bit you in the neck?
03:02:53.220 No, I was like, you guys time travelers?
03:02:54.960 And he was like, yeah.
03:02:56.240 And I was like, what time period, man?
03:02:58.220 And I was like, dead serious, bro.
03:02:59.700 I was like, what time period are you from?
03:03:00.900 He's like, right now.
03:03:02.460 And I was like, okay, cool.
03:03:04.420 So what are you here for, really?
03:03:05.740 Caramel Macchiato?
03:03:06.300 And they just bought a ton of stuff.
03:03:07.920 They just started buying a ton of stuff.
03:03:09.400 I was like, all right.
03:03:10.080 I'm all right with that. 0.52
03:03:10.520 They have to be rich if they're dressed like that. 0.98
03:03:12.000 By the way, Doc Brown said Caramel Macchiato from the Standard Coffee Shop was literally no shit the best he's ever had in his life. 0.99
03:03:18.780 Doc said that? 0.96
03:03:19.520 Yeah, he did.
03:03:19.920 He said that in the show.
03:03:21.180 I got to clip it for you because I think that was – he was, like, being very serious.
03:03:25.440 He's like, and I'm not just saying this, the best I ever had in my life.
03:03:28.520 What?
03:03:28.860 Yeah.
03:03:29.060 And I don't, like, I don't, I don't sound, like, arrogant or whatever when we say, like, I know, but we just use a super high-grade coffee, dude.
03:03:35.880 So we don't have to use a ton of syrup to, like, overpower the coffee.
03:03:39.700 Right.
03:03:40.000 So when you use a little bit of a syrup or a sauce to go with the coffee.
03:03:43.340 Keeps the flavor of the coffee.
03:03:44.300 It's just a completely different drink.
03:03:45.860 Gray Matter Bear says, rent out a medieval times castle. 0.99
03:03:48.880 Fucking tempting, dude. 0.99
03:03:50.140 Would go nice. 1.00
03:03:51.500 A little smell like horse shit. 1.00
03:03:52.940 Probably smell really bad. 1.00
03:03:54.140 It would.
03:03:54.540 Not a bad idea.
03:03:55.320 Not great at climate control either.
03:03:57.160 You know what I mean?
03:03:57.660 because it's all concrete walls
03:04:00.640 and it's not going to keep the humidity
03:04:02.520 out. But I do agree with what
03:04:04.540 Matt's saying is, I'm not saying we're going to
03:04:06.540 do it in February. Yes, we are!
03:04:09.120 He's already saying that
03:04:10.540 in the exhaustion of the next day,
03:04:12.780 dude. That means we're there, everybody.
03:04:14.120 Book your flights for February. Don't say that to people,
03:04:17.000 Matt. Jesus, somebody literally did
03:04:18.680 that last time. A pregnant couple 1.00
03:04:20.560 came. Pregnant people, book your 1.00
03:04:22.660 flights. It's going to be in February. But what I'm 1.00
03:04:24.700 saying is the weather
03:04:26.440 will be a lot more hospitable for
03:04:28.480 people. Especially people who are living in
03:04:30.360 freezing cold climates. Fuck it, let's do it on 1.00
03:04:32.420 Christmas, right? Yeah, let's just do it Christmas day. 1.00
03:04:34.240 No, February is like enough after Christmas,
03:04:36.760 enough after New Year's. Would you come on February?
03:04:38.140 Oh, yeah.
03:04:38.840 If I get, if I, I'm a new boy, dude.
03:04:41.640 Bring the baby on the way.
03:04:43.400 That's probably not happening.
03:04:45.400 NDS is for the babies, dude.
03:04:46.940 NDS is for the babies. 0.94
03:04:48.800 I'll put you on the phone with my wife.
03:04:50.620 You guys can have a nice conversation. 1.00
03:04:52.340 My wife? 1.00
03:04:54.040 Yeah, Owly can watch the kids. It's going to be great.
03:04:56.240 It's going to be great.
03:04:57.360 All right. 0.99
03:04:57.860 Well, let's bring the shit for New Landy because I'm fucking tired now. 0.99
03:05:00.040 How are we? 1.00
03:05:00.480 Yeah, you die. 0.98
03:05:01.360 You sleepy, long time. 0.98
03:05:03.100 You're so sleepy.
03:05:04.480 What do we do?
03:05:05.300 I don't even remember how to close the show.
03:05:06.580 Do we do plugs or do we?
03:05:08.260 What do you?
03:05:08.840 No.
03:05:09.320 I mean, we should tell people where to find the Berean Files.
03:05:12.780 Where do you find that?
03:05:13.720 Yeah.
03:05:13.880 The Berean Files, everywhere that there are podcasts, YouTube.
03:05:17.840 Go follow us on all those things.
03:05:20.000 Five stars, comments, whatever.
03:05:22.780 All that stuff.
03:05:23.560 I mean, that's the currency.
03:05:25.040 i mean a lot of you guys are watching and not interacting with it and i hate you for it yeah
03:05:29.120 interact with it yeah well was it a white hot hatred i don't know nothing about that unless 0.69
03:05:34.080 comes with a 501c3 they bred with daughters of men and they will do it again the end is written
03:05:46.960 In the book
03:05:48.820 In the pages
03:05:51.020 They foresaw
03:05:53.200 Death Squad
03:05:54.540 Death Squad
03:05:58.720 Death Squad
03:06:02.860 Death Squad
03:06:05.900 Devil of Death Squad
03:06:16.260 When the last trumpet sounds
03:06:18.320 And the heavens