Nephilim Death Squad - BroGrove Aftermath! Thrown out of the Venue! w⧸ Matt Hepner & Zack of The Berean FIles

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00:01:00.300 He's basically like,

00:01:01.200 that's pretty much how that goes, yeah.

00:01:02.460 Top loves the productions.

00:01:06.480 In the shadows of the ancient ones

00:01:11.980 They never went away

00:01:15.680 They're still here today 0.97

00:01:23.740 Nebelum, death squad.

00:01:26.000 When the last trumpet sounds and the heavens crack. 0.99

00:01:29.980 Blah, blah, blah, blah. 0.99

00:01:31.780 Nebelum, death squad. 1.00

00:01:35.880 Nebelum, death squad. 1.00

00:01:40.180 Death squad. 1.00

00:01:42.240 Death squad. 1.00

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00:01:54.580 Don't make those noises anymore.

00:01:56.000 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Nephilim Death Squad.

00:01:59.060 I am David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. the Raven.

00:02:01.260 That's Hoplops and the father of disinformation.

00:02:03.240 We are joined by Matthew Heppner, the host of Straight Bible and facilitator of the VIP

00:02:08.660 Day over here at the Standard Coffee Shop and also Zach of the Berean Files.

00:02:12.780 A.k.a. Charles Spurgeon.

00:02:14.520 What?

00:02:15.000 No.

00:02:15.560 He's got that look, dude.

00:02:16.220 You do kind of look like Charles Spurgeon.

00:02:17.420 Very much so, bro.

00:02:17.700 Okay, you know what?

00:02:18.500 Here's the thing.

00:02:19.020 He told me that.

00:02:19.440 He's called you Down Syndrome.

00:02:20.380 I know.

00:02:21.360 Why?

00:02:21.560 immediately go look up a picture of Charles Spurgeon

00:02:24.200 like, oh. I think he looks like a gangster, bro.

00:02:26.020 It's very similar, yeah.

00:02:27.420 He smoked a pipe. He was like a good dude.

00:02:29.420 You look like him without the Down Syndrome, but Charles Spurgeon

00:02:31.960 did look like he was on the spectrum.

00:02:33.720 No, there was that one picture you guys

00:02:35.540 had where we were all like, wait.

00:02:37.440 That wasn't even on the spectrum. That was like legit

00:02:39.640 Down Syndrome. It was a weird angle.

00:02:41.380 You know what? I don't think we're going to do it. Do you want to do plugs?

00:02:43.440 Should we even bother with that? I mean, I think you did enough

00:02:45.560 plugs during the round. Holy shit. 0.99

00:02:47.760 I don't like plugs, dude. Isn't it like 0.99

00:02:49.520 if people want to find your stuff, they'll just find it?

00:02:51.560 No.

00:02:52.340 Absolutely not.

00:02:53.160 Because you guys are like, hey, plug your stuff.

00:02:54.340 No, no, no.

00:02:55.420 What you don't understand about the way that.

00:02:57.420 So here's Charles Spurgeon.

00:02:58.900 This is a picture specific.

00:02:59.900 I think he looks cool, dude.

00:03:01.880 That's the one I saw first.

00:03:03.480 I'm like, brutal.

00:03:04.860 Yeah, but it's a brutal Matt Heffner. 1.00

00:03:06.140 Black Belt Jr. or J.A.R. says, I'm going to lose 35 pounds before I come on here.

00:03:11.320 Look at the hair, dude.

00:03:12.880 It's very similar.

00:03:13.560 He had hair, modern hairstyle back then. 1.00

00:03:17.020 Yeah, I guess he did kind of look like a retarded pimp back then. 1.00

00:03:19.700 you know just with the with the beard and everything so we're not here to talk about 1.00

00:03:23.200 charles spurgeon what we're here to talk about is this spurgeon on the juice bro grow we have to

00:03:28.060 release those episodes uh insane past few days the vip event and the main day i wouldn't say it

00:03:34.840 was insane i would say it's just like par for the course sure like we just got accused of which i'm

00:03:40.080 very sensitive about yeah on the straight bible on our straight bible instagram channel of what

00:03:44.320 oh we're gonna bring this up right away right away it's like uh creep in the comments like

00:03:48.500 People think they're having a private conversation with me on the Instagram, and then Tom just

00:03:52.000 comes in on the podcast. 1.00

00:03:52.620 Surprise, motherfucker. 1.00

00:03:53.600 You're not. 1.00

00:03:54.260 If you're talking to NDS or Straight Bible on the channel, you're talking to either me

00:03:58.420 and David or me and Matt.

00:04:00.080 Tom is watching everything.

00:04:01.800 I watch.

00:04:02.680 I'm just letting everybody know.

00:04:03.760 Come a little bit closer to Tom.

00:04:04.940 Come a little bit closer to Tom.

00:04:05.820 If you think you're private messaging me, just know you're not.

00:04:08.080 You can do it more than that.

00:04:08.980 Even when you text his personal phone number, no.

00:04:12.080 It's actually Tom.

00:04:13.200 He's watching everything.

00:04:14.040 The guy's like, he's like, man, yeah, successful weekend.

00:04:17.120 Saw that.

00:04:17.640 you know a lot of money from what's his name uh then what i made a lot of money from what then

00:04:22.640 what'd he say from that guy what's it what's our funder's name i forget his name uh oh general

00:04:26.840 flynn yeah general flynn absolutely and he goes trust yeah man now that you guys are like doing

00:04:32.260 your thing like you know forget about god like i see how it's moving and i'm just like

00:04:36.740 like number one who are you that's so crazy kind of yeah like that was the gist of it like it was

00:04:43.540 like it was like yeah you guys were real focused on god but now that like you've done your thing

00:04:47.080 and you're like celebrities like that's that now dude now you're gonna drop that right i was like

00:04:51.080 yeah this is my first this is my first successful mason called in six so i was on shift all day

00:04:56.080 today dude so like i just pull up the gram and like this whole exchange has already happened

00:05:00.780 between this or you wouldn't be on instagram if you're not on shift it's just some random no no

00:05:04.720 i'm on it either way it's just a random yeah it's a random listener already it's a listener in air

00:05:09.520 quotes because he's definitely an nds fan he didn't just find no nobody just found a straight

00:05:14.220 Bible. Like, they found Straight Bible through

00:05:16.020 NDS, dude. He doesn't understand how S-E-O

00:05:18.080 works. When you asked him to plug Straight Bible, he said

00:05:20.160 straightbible.com. I know.

00:05:21.940 And I'm off the side of the side. That just sounds like what people say, dude.

00:05:24.120 That's not a website. It could be.

00:05:25.960 We could buy it, but it's right now, no. We should buy it.

00:05:28.680 Yeah, we should buy it. Well, he should buy it.

00:05:29.960 We should have bought it by now. You know why that

00:05:31.920 upsets me, though? I mean... It does bug me a little

00:05:34.000 bit because... Let me see who has it.

00:05:35.700 For those of you who were at this event

00:05:37.820 and who watched it on livestream,

00:05:39.780 you know, we've had such a development in this

00:05:41.980 show's trajectory

00:05:43.540 that God has clearly been involved with

00:05:46.100 and you have this moment

00:05:47.620 when you realize that that's what's happening

00:05:49.160 God put us in the coffee shop

00:05:50.660 it wasn't you, it wasn't Top, it wasn't me

00:05:53.040 it was very clear that God had his hand on this thing

00:05:55.660 What? Hold on

00:05:57.060 It's $3,000 to buy

00:05:59.380 It's $30

00:05:59.800 It says $3,010

00:06:02.360 $3,010 to buy

00:06:05.760 straight buy or exploit this now

00:06:06.840 Somebody really screwed you over 1.00

00:06:08.480 After you said that shit on the stage 1.00

00:06:11.100 somebody brought it 1.00

00:06:11.880 You dumb bitch. 1.00

00:06:13.040 Somebody brought it? 1.00

00:06:14.120 They brought it where?

00:06:15.300 It says it was bought, what, yesterday?

00:06:17.760 What about straightbiblefl.com?

00:06:19.540 It brought 88.

00:06:20.520 Look, right here.

00:06:21.180 No way. 0.99

00:06:22.520 No fucking way. 1.00

00:06:24.160 No fucking way. 1.00

00:06:25.040 It happens, man. 1.00

00:06:25.980 Does that really say it was bought?

00:06:26.920 Well, Tom should have bought it by now.

00:06:27.960 He's procrastinating.

00:06:28.300 He literally got bought yesterday.

00:06:29.780 He procrastinates a lot, man.

00:06:30.900 Well, you're going to get an email soon.

00:06:32.640 That's crazy.

00:06:33.880 Hello, good son.

00:06:34.900 Would you like to buy something in the Bible?

00:06:36.540 No problem, son. 1.00

00:06:37.260 You're about to get Indian scammed. 1.00

00:06:38.700 But anyway, going back to what I was saying. 1.00

00:06:40.160 And so the reason it bums me out is because, you know, obviously we're trying to draw closer to God in the trajectory of the show.

00:06:46.020 Obviously.

00:06:46.680 And this event, because of that, I made this conscious decision.

00:06:50.300 Like, I wanted this to glorify the Lord in some way, shape, or form in comparison to last year especially.

00:06:55.040 And I feel like we set out to do that the VIP day especially.

00:07:00.560 Matt, look at me.

00:07:01.500 Look at me.

00:07:02.000 I'm talking to you too, okay?

00:07:03.040 I'm looking at you through the camera.

00:07:03.980 No, don't look at me through the camera.

00:07:05.320 Look at me.

00:07:05.660 You're looking at the chat.

00:07:06.560 I know what you're doing.

00:07:07.220 I'd just like to take a moment and say that Matt, like, stopped me at the beginning of this thing.

00:07:11.200 He's like, hey, man, don't look at the chat.

00:07:12.700 You'll get to see that chat.

00:07:14.200 I'm not seeing how you look through this.

00:07:16.760 You can see how I look through the things that are fixed in the front of your skull that are your eyeballs.

00:07:20.880 All right?

00:07:21.080 Look at me and listen to what I'm saying.

00:07:23.100 The VIP day.

00:07:23.900 He's so mad right now.

00:07:24.840 It's insane.

00:07:25.660 I'm talking directly to him.

00:07:26.660 Like, I'm crossed over. 0.99

00:07:27.380 And he's fucking doing this. 0.98

00:07:28.800 So, the VIP day. 0.99

00:07:30.200 I can't make eye contact with you or I'll get a laugh attack, dude.

00:07:32.380 Last time we had Zach, we had a laugh attack.

00:07:33.880 Just be a reasonable human about him.

00:07:35.440 I'm not going to do it again, dude.

00:07:35.620 Just be a normal dude about it.

00:07:36.720 I know, but sometimes when we make eye contact,

00:07:38.440 the audience doesn't like when we fight.

00:07:40.340 Hey, chat, hey, chat.

00:07:41.140 Nancy will read the super chats if there are any,

00:07:43.340 and if you do like the overhead camera shot, let us know.

00:07:45.820 You were trying to make eye contact,

00:07:47.500 but we were on that round table.

00:07:48.600 No, I am trying to tell a story, 1.00

00:07:50.960 and I would love to finish it, you son of a bitch. 1.00

00:07:52.920 I'm sorry. 1.00

00:07:53.460 Whoa, whoa.

00:07:54.260 So, the VIP day was really cool.

00:07:57.240 You would think he had talked enough, right? 0.98

00:07:59.440 Now it's a fucking bit. 0.98

00:08:01.260 Now it's a bit. 0.99

00:08:02.000 Now it's a bit.

00:08:02.720 I understand what's happening here.

00:08:03.540 It was like eight straight hours of him talking nonstop.

00:08:06.040 Dude, it was a lot.

00:08:07.480 I was like, when is he going to gas out?

00:08:09.360 And he just never did until they called him off the stage.

00:08:12.160 Like the community center.

00:08:12.960 And then he yelled at the lady just jumped.

00:08:14.640 Yes, he still had the energy.

00:08:16.180 All right, well, go ahead.

00:08:16.800 I'm sure this is part of your story. 0.99

00:08:17.800 I don't even want to tell the fucking story anymore. 1.00

00:08:19.200 But there was a lot of, I did trauma dump on that bitch. 1.00

00:08:21.420 You did. 1.00

00:08:21.780 I went hard.

00:08:22.540 Like my wife was.

00:08:23.540 Can you tell a little bit about that story at least?

00:08:25.540 My wife. 0.99

00:08:25.980 So, I'm going to fucking try. 0.99

00:08:27.780 Can I? 0.97

00:08:28.240 Hey.

00:08:28.580 Can I?

00:08:29.120 Hey.

00:08:29.440 May I?

00:08:29.940 There's a pastor at the table.

00:08:31.160 Okay, that's right.

00:08:31.800 Pastor Zach, I'm very sorry for that.

00:08:33.840 I think he talked about it.

00:08:34.720 He's like, I don't want to do it anymore.

00:08:35.320 Pastor Spurgeon's here.

00:08:36.180 No, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:08:37.060 I'm still going to pass you.

00:08:38.380 No, no, no, but the word.

00:08:39.820 The preceding word.

00:08:41.060 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:41.700 So for those of you who watched the live stream, and for those of you who were there in person,

00:08:46.760 you might have noticed that the last performance was a little bit like I got off stage randomly. 1.00

00:08:51.060 They call it retarded. 0.95

00:08:51.880 That means when you hold something back or shorten it. 1.00

00:08:54.460 It was retarded. 1.00

00:08:55.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:08:56.340 No correlation with the guy in the audience.

00:08:57.840 We can talk about that, too.

00:08:58.680 I thought we were cooking a little bit, too.

00:08:59.880 We started to get into it with hips.

00:09:01.800 They were flowing real nice.

00:09:03.120 Those guys are funny.

00:09:04.160 They're good, man.

00:09:04.620 They were doing a good job, man.

00:09:05.700 Shout out to the guys from Hidden in Plain Sight.

00:09:07.340 I'm glad we brought them on.

00:09:08.360 They were very funny.

00:09:09.260 I like hips.

00:09:10.080 It's a great name, especially when you see Perry standing because he does have these hips to him.

00:09:14.160 Perry is the real tall one, right, with the body that's all shaped crazy.

00:09:17.340 The body dysmorphia.

00:09:18.580 No, he's got all the right opinions of his own body.

00:09:21.700 So I get up in the middle of that performance, and I get off stage pretty rapidly, which looks confusing.

00:09:26.580 But people were, you know, I could have not been there.

00:09:28.700 And those guys were going to hit it off and crush anyway.

00:09:32.440 So the reason I get off is because I get a text message from my wife.

00:09:35.580 It's my wife.

00:09:36.900 And it says emergency.

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00:10:39.620 Come off stage now. Oh, yeah, I would not she would never say that unless it was fucking a real emergency 0.97

00:10:46.220 Like for example, they were kicking us out of the venue

00:10:50.060 So I get off stage and my wife tells me that that doesn't apply does it kind of applies 1.00

00:10:55.720 Yeah, my wife tells me that this lady who's running the venue has been blowing up your phone 1.00

00:11:01.640 Calling you and texting you over and over again. You never answer text and stuff. He doesn't that's his ever 1.00

00:11:06.940 Well, number one, I'm on stage for how many hours?

00:11:10.260 We're just going and going and going.

00:11:11.680 Like, there's no way that I'm going to be able to.

00:11:13.820 But still, I'm sympathetic to it.

00:11:15.700 So I pull my phone out.

00:11:16.540 I go, oh, my God, have I really?

00:11:17.960 No.

00:11:19.040 What?

00:11:19.200 Not a single text message.

00:11:20.700 Not a single phone call. 0.99

00:11:22.200 So already, I'm going, what the fuck are we talking about? 0.89

00:11:25.080 I go to the back, and I call her, because I have her text message correspondent or whatever. 0.97

00:11:29.720 She said around, like, 5 or 6 p.m., she said, hey, the guy that was on staff, he left.

00:11:35.780 I'm your new correspondent.

00:11:37.280 Let me know if you need anything.

00:11:38.640 That was the only message I got for her.

00:11:40.160 I call her up and I go, I'm a big fan of this conspiracy, but I'm going to steal, man.

00:11:43.820 Go ahead.

00:11:44.660 Okay.

00:11:45.160 So, so I call her up and I go, uh, Hey, um, I heard you're trying to get in touch with

00:11:50.280 me.

00:11:50.540 Is everything all right?

00:11:51.940 And she goes, I don't know.

00:11:53.860 You tell me.

00:11:55.180 And immediately I go, we should have her on the show, dude. 1.00

00:11:59.020 She sounds like she'd be great. 1.00

00:12:00.580 She looks like a fucking Virginia Slim disguised as a woman. 1.00

00:12:03.800 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 1.00

00:12:05.780 So I'm going, what's the problem here?

00:12:09.460 And she goes, you had the venue from this time to this time, and it's late, and you need to get off stage and get out of there because I've got a cleanup crew waiting to get in there.

00:12:21.020 And I go, the first thing I'm thinking of is I was explicitly told if I need.

00:12:26.080 We're cleaning up, right?

00:12:27.040 Well, we're cleaning up.

00:12:28.080 But if I need more time at the beginning to set up and the end to tear down, they'll simply bill us.

00:12:33.480 I asked that because, of course, I would.

00:12:35.780 I have no idea how long it's going to take to clean all this up,

00:12:38.280 and I have no idea how long it's going to take to put it together.

00:12:40.920 Shout out to everybody who came, dude.

00:12:43.000 I cannot believe how quick that got cleaned up.

00:12:46.220 Yeah, dude. 1.00

00:12:46.720 Thank you to all the dangerous retards who helped us. 1.00

00:12:49.880 The VIP night, too. 1.00

00:12:51.440 Yeah.

00:12:51.760 I mean, the VIP night was insane.

00:12:53.340 It actually, like, choked me up a little bit.

00:12:54.820 Yeah, can you pay us $5,000 for tickets and clean everything up again?

00:12:57.900 People were like, yes, we will.

00:12:58.900 We should have charged them more.

00:13:00.220 They probably wouldn't have helped us, but we definitely,

00:13:02.160 what was clear is we could have gotten more from them. 0.93

00:13:03.680 Shout out to Victoria Willis. 0.94

00:13:05.180 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:13:05.780 great all of the all the curtains that we had for the she folded them perfect put them in the bin

00:13:11.720 and i have now i now have them stored neatly it's beautiful in storage it's like in a box and i was

00:13:17.700 like i i really can't uh express how how you know because it was so um exhausting to send a great

00:13:25.380 group of human beings like you would never guess that from the chat i would never get you would

00:13:28.940 never get there yeah you just kept saying like you didn't know what to expect you didn't like

00:13:33.180 Oh, he was scared.

00:13:34.280 Yeah, Matt was very scared.

00:13:35.040 No, because other fans reached out and said, I'm a little worried about other NDS fans.

00:13:38.740 And I was like, me too.

00:13:39.720 No, dude.

00:13:40.760 No, dude.

00:13:41.480 And then come to find out, it's like the greatest people on earth.

00:13:43.780 They just have the wittiest, like, inappropriate one-liners.

00:13:46.460 Well, the namesake, right? 1.00

00:13:47.940 Dangerous retards is like, you think a bunch of stuff. 1.00

00:13:50.000 It's like, no, they're actually salt of the earth, real ass people. 1.00

00:13:53.280 One thing that I got a little offended by. 0.98

00:13:55.160 Go ahead. 1.00

00:13:55.680 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:13:58.140 Lucia in the chat. 1.00

00:14:00.300 Lucia?

00:14:00.740 Yeah, she's in the chat.

00:14:02.240 Okay.

00:14:03.180 All right.

00:14:03.820 He knows the chef better than I do.

00:14:05.720 I know, right?

00:14:06.200 Bro, had saw her through the weekend, you know, like whatever.

00:14:09.620 Are you talking about Owly? 0.81

00:14:10.780 Had no clue who she was until she bought a thing here on the Sunday morning.

00:14:16.120 Are you talking about Owly?

00:14:17.260 No.

00:14:17.700 On the way getting kicked out.

00:14:20.560 There was a couple people like that.

00:14:22.140 Never said hi the whole time.

00:14:23.100 Like, I would have never even known who she was.

00:14:24.940 Sure.

00:14:25.780 Yeah.

00:14:26.160 Owl Lauren?

00:14:27.200 No clue. 1.00

00:14:27.680 Owly.

00:14:28.120 She had the ram's horn.

00:14:32.100 Yeah.

00:14:32.440 The show. 1.00

00:14:32.720 And I was like, yo, the Shofar never said anything. 1.00

00:14:37.700 The Saturday night when we were walking out of the Brownwood location, 1.00

00:14:42.040 I was trying to sneak out the back door, and we were like, no, we better just walk through.

00:14:45.880 You know all these people, they know now that you're super rich.

00:14:49.600 They can see your wealth.

00:14:50.920 And now, on the way out, she's like, hey, I'm Al Lauren.

00:14:55.280 I was like, what?

00:14:56.360 If I didn't walk through her, we would have never even met.

00:14:58.520 So how many other people?

00:15:00.080 If you would have come to the after-hours hang on the first night, you would have been out on the corner cracking an actual whip with Owly Lauren.

00:15:07.880 Couldn't do it that night.

00:15:08.780 Dude, I got so many stories about that, too.

00:15:11.140 My new best friend.

00:15:11.620 My son was involved in this in a huge way.

00:15:13.360 We'll get into that.

00:15:14.940 Oh, wait, I have a video. 0.99

00:15:16.400 It's fucking insane. 1.00

00:15:17.360 It's fucking insane. 1.00

00:15:18.540 You saw the video. 0.99

00:15:20.460 I'm on the phone with her, and I'm trying to explain to her, like, look, I have this buffer.

00:15:24.460 You said you would just bill me.

00:15:25.660 I don't understand what the issue is.

00:15:26.860 And she's giving me more and more of an attitude.

00:15:28.440 And I remembered like hey dude there there were two kitchens there neither of them were functioning 1.00

00:15:34.620 You know for people who showed up old lady with like a smoker's talk 0.99

00:15:40.840 There's nothing worse than like a nasty. I wanted to grab her and swing her around 1.00

00:15:45.160 She was not nasty to me no being she wasn't nasty to you because I I'm

00:15:49.800 No, no, I mean earlier in the day. Why saw her did you cuz she wasn't even there?

00:15:53.840 It was the dude first she showed me how to turn the stage lights on wait

00:15:57.200 I think I know which chick you're talking about.

00:15:59.020 She was out in her Jeep, I think, most of the time. 1.00

00:16:01.220 White Jeep? 1.00

00:16:02.440 Gay white Jeep? 1.00

00:16:03.140 So check this out. 0.99

00:16:03.840 No, that was my gay white Jeep. 1.00

00:16:04.600 What else was a female type? 1.00

00:16:05.520 So check this out, though. 0.89

00:16:08.140 I lean into her, and I'm telling you, because she's telling me that we have to get off the stage now,

00:16:13.100 and I'm screaming at her. 1.00

00:16:14.000 I'm going, you made me fucking pay for a police officer to be here so that I could serve liquor. 0.98

00:16:18.460 That guy was not pumped to be here either. 0.99

00:16:20.100 But you did not give me functioning kitchens, which is insane.

00:16:22.960 In his defense.

00:16:23.720 Can we tell the story?

00:16:24.620 Well, we're going to get there.

00:16:25.720 Okay, okay.

00:16:26.160 We're going to get there.

00:16:26.680 Let him cook. 1.00

00:16:28.400 So I'm fucking screaming at her. 0.99

00:16:30.360 And all of a sudden, the reason I'm screaming is because she's giving me an attitude, 0.99

00:16:35.060 and she's telling me to get off stage now.

00:16:36.740 Now?

00:16:37.560 When I have Owen Benjamin on the stage, we've got Royce from Revenge of the Sis.

00:16:41.920 Top is on the stage.

00:16:42.880 The guy's from Hidden in Plain Sight.

00:16:44.180 And you're telling me to get out of the building now.

00:16:47.460 Very nasty.

00:16:48.240 Think about the amount of cleanup time.

00:16:50.000 Some would say based. 0.98

00:16:50.320 I was fucking like, I haven't screamed at anybody like that in years. 0.97

00:16:55.620 It's been so long. 0.98

00:16:56.680 And as soon as I started doing that, her attitude switched, and I kind of just figured we'd get this all wrapped up.

00:17:01.100 I rolled off stage.

00:17:02.160 I'm on with Owen and the Hips guys and Royce, and I'm looking over to my wife. 0.85

00:17:07.500 My wife? 1.00

00:17:07.780 My wife!

00:17:08.240 And making sure I'm like, where's David?

00:17:09.540 Where's David?

00:17:10.040 Is everything okay?

00:17:10.820 Because something was feeling bad when he walked off.

00:17:14.240 And I just pop off real quick.

00:17:15.620 I go, what's David doing?

00:17:17.000 And they go, David is yelling at this lady.

00:17:19.660 And I go, okay, run back on stage and just end the show.

00:17:23.680 Because I'm like, David doesn't, he's not going to yell at anybody.

00:17:25.900 I've never yelled at anybody.

00:17:27.700 I think you've ever seen me be nasty to anybody.

00:17:29.520 I've been sexually promiscuous with David for three years.

00:17:33.220 Three years. 0.66

00:17:33.940 He has not yelled at one person.

00:17:35.720 I've never seen this.

00:17:36.640 And the chat has got to understand that.

00:17:38.780 People that are listening understand it. 1.00

00:17:39.640 I sound like an asshole. 1.00

00:17:40.680 It's like, dude, the logistical nightmare that this woman was trying to force me into 1.00

00:17:45.620 after serving me up hot dog shit, no fucking kitchens, six bathrooms is what we had access to. 0.99

00:17:51.760 And when we showed up, four of them were out of order. 0.99

00:17:54.000 Somebody blew up one of them, by the way, and clogged the toilet.

00:17:56.680 Shout out to that guy. 1.00

00:17:57.220 Ladies' bathroom? 1.00

00:17:57.840 No, it was in the men's bathroom.

00:17:59.280 I saw it with my own eyes.

00:18:00.580 I can never unsee it.

00:18:02.360 It's terrifying.

00:18:03.220 I mean, the whole thing was you're just in a high-stress situation already.

00:18:07.940 Yeah, they did sell us the places, like, too functioning,

00:18:10.920 and one of the kitchens was just a construction site.

00:18:13.700 Both of the kitchens were a construction site.

00:18:15.080 Both were, but then everything got moved to one.

00:18:17.300 Yeah, we had to condense all the equipment.

00:18:19.280 So the one was just straight-up construction. 0.99

00:18:19.940 And when I say condense the equipment, I mean a jackhammer, you know, was in the fucking thing. 0.97

00:18:25.820 No, don't do that anymore. 0.97

00:18:26.900 Stop looking at that, all right?

00:18:27.880 He's looking at Chad.

00:18:28.460 No, you put me over here with top.

00:18:30.000 This is what it is.

00:18:30.880 Unbelievable.

00:18:31.360 So, yeah, very high stress. 0.99

00:18:33.060 Now, it doesn't make sense because I communicated with this woman, right? 0.87

00:18:38.080 And I'm saying, if I need to come in early, can I do that?

00:18:42.320 She says, no problem.

00:18:43.080 If I need to stay late, can I do that?

00:18:44.860 She says, no problem, right?

00:18:46.160 I'm going to get you just bill me for it.

00:18:47.660 It's all good.

00:18:48.140 So why this disconnect? 1.00

00:18:49.940 Why is she so aggressive?

00:18:51.840 It doesn't even make sense. 1.00

00:18:52.920 I'll tell you why.

00:18:53.480 There's two reasons.

00:18:55.160 Before, you do your reason and I'll give mine.

00:18:57.460 No, no, no.

00:18:57.760 How about this?

00:18:58.360 What was your part in this?

00:19:00.600 Oh, great question. 0.99

00:19:01.620 I had no fucking part. 0.99

00:19:02.860 What's your personal responsibility? 0.99

00:19:03.960 There has to be.

00:19:04.980 None.

00:19:05.820 Okay, fine.

00:19:06.580 If you wanted to say what was my part, this is what I think.

00:19:09.940 There was a cop that we had to pay for that was on site.

00:19:13.980 Yeah.

00:19:14.580 And, you know, he just got to be there and know where this is going. 1.00

00:19:17.600 Take your money, filthy pig. 1.00

00:19:18.940 And I slapped him in the face. 1.00

00:19:19.860 Now, by the way, as soon as I saw him, I greeted him.

00:19:23.420 I said, hey, I'm one of the guys that's running the event.

00:19:25.340 If you need anything, we have sandwiches in the other room and drinks.

00:19:28.300 Help yourself.

00:19:29.380 Give me a shout.

00:19:30.100 My name is David.

00:19:30.680 Come and find me and whatever you need. 0.99

00:19:31.840 Oh, I didn't say shit to him. 0.98

00:19:32.880 I said, even my wife went to him and was like, hey, we have sandwiches. 0.98

00:19:36.540 Do you want any sandwiches?

00:19:37.320 Like, we're trying to be cool.

00:19:38.220 Can you just remind everybody the name of the road that the event was on?

00:19:41.120 Okay, well, hold on a second.

00:19:42.460 First, you have to give the context of he's the only normie there.

00:19:47.040 The only normie there. 0.67

00:19:48.540 Fair point.

00:19:48.980 And I am now in this world where the only people...

00:19:52.460 You'd think he's out of place in Florida, though, right?

00:19:54.440 Yeah, he wasn't based enough to live in this state.

00:19:56.780 So I live such a biased life where I have the pleasure of only talking to people who get it these days.

00:20:04.100 Only people who get it.

00:20:05.560 So the audience gets it, and the people that I get to chop it up with on a daily basis understand conspiracies and Christianity and all these things.

00:20:12.640 We're all talking the same language.

00:20:14.260 So I may have slipped into a bias there.

00:20:16.300 We're on stage.

00:20:17.640 I may have made an oopsie.

00:20:19.560 May have made an oopsie.

00:20:20.640 I didn't think about this as being jarring.

00:20:22.920 There wasn't anything too crazy that got said, was there?

00:20:25.240 Well, we did have...

00:20:27.580 Everything was great up until we went on the stage,

00:20:30.680 like until the NDS show.

00:20:31.920 Then it was like, yeah.

00:20:33.020 And that was almost immediately.

00:20:34.200 That was the second performance.

00:20:35.360 Zach says something like,

00:20:36.520 you know you're in the wildest room in America right now.

00:20:39.900 So I'm sitting in the back of the room.

00:20:42.320 This is a great point to tell this story.

00:20:43.880 I was hanging out with Bennett from Broadcasting Seeds and the Thomas Paranoid American.

00:20:48.660 We have to talk about all the people who showed up.

00:20:50.560 The Prayed for American crushes, dude. 0.68

00:20:52.800 What did you say?

00:20:54.400 The Prayed for American?

00:20:55.300 Yeah, that's his new name.

00:20:56.200 I mean, he switched it, I think, over the weekend.

00:20:58.900 He was like, why is everybody coming up to me and saying they're praying for me?

00:21:02.100 Thomas the Saved American.

00:21:03.380 I was like, it's not me.

00:21:04.540 And then right then, Laura Baker walks by and says, bro, it's me.

00:21:07.520 Bro, it's Laura Baker.

00:21:08.700 Put them together.

00:21:09.780 They talk for, like, I don't know, a long time.

00:21:11.840 But I was like, bro, your name isn't the Paranoid American anymore. 0.76

00:21:14.780 It's the Prayed For American.

00:21:15.840 Dude, imagine he switches his name to Thomas the Saved American.

00:21:19.100 How much of a banger would that be?

00:21:20.540 Okay, so go on, Zach.

00:21:21.320 Well, with the Thomas thing, I actually had a decent, I don't know, quick exchange with him.

00:21:25.140 I wasn't bugging him too bad.

00:21:26.420 We talked a little bit.

00:21:27.600 But I told him, I was asking him, what do you think about the whole Jesus thing or whatever?

00:21:31.880 So we had a good talk.

00:21:33.360 But I'm staying there.

00:21:35.560 What do you think about, like, what does he think about the whole, because he's been a part of this thing since the beginning.

00:21:40.840 Oh, Thomas, yeah, literally.

00:21:41.840 so he's seen it go like wild and then back to this yeah i mean i i don't want to like speak

00:21:47.220 for him too much because i didn't get probably enough of a conversation i kind of said like

00:21:51.060 hey you should come on the show sometime i'd love to talk to you i've got lots of questions you know

00:21:55.080 and he's like yeah let's do it you know but uh he he's definitely interested like he's definitely

00:22:00.260 like learning and like it was a good talk oh no i don't care about him i don't care about his

00:22:05.420 salvation i what does he think about us but you guys yeah yeah because like we we kind of change

00:22:09.960 change? Well, he would have had to express that

00:22:12.280 to Zach. I'm sure they didn't really get

00:22:14.320 into it. I think what the word was when you say, did we

00:22:16.320 change, like the guy posted in the Instagram thing

00:22:18.140 that you jumped on was, was grifters.

00:22:20.040 I think that was...

00:22:20.620 So, Zach, finish this up. You're talking about the cop, right?

00:22:24.160 Yeah, so I look at Thomas, I look at Bennett,

00:22:26.300 and I said, okay, so

00:22:27.520 the most interesting person in the room right

00:22:30.220 now is the security guard.

00:22:32.260 He's the actual police officer.

00:22:33.780 Yeah, that's right. Put some respect on him.

00:22:35.900 Oh, I'm so sorry. But, like, you got

00:22:37.920 Owen Benjamin on stage, you got

00:22:39.820 heather went on stage you guys chilling like i mean we got like a lot of fun people talking about

00:22:44.900 some very crazy things very crazy and i cannot take my eyes off of this dude because i'm like

00:22:49.720 he looked uncomfortable i only i only glanced at him a few times he did look uncomfortable he did

00:22:54.660 have that weird thing outside when he was smoking where like multiple cigarettes were stacked up

00:22:59.080 like the chain smoke yeah i was like bro my father-in-law is everything cool my father-in-law

00:23:03.740 came when i was we were taking the stage with owen oh wow and he came for like 20 minutes and he was

00:23:09.220 like i think i'll leave wow this is a little weird i was like yeah smart it's weird well okay so so

00:23:14.360 the context for that being on stage with heather lynn and owen which you know as an aside is a

00:23:18.860 remarkable combination of minds yeah i i would love to see them do more content together heather

00:23:25.100 lynn her ability to roll with the punches and lean into the comedy and then deliver like really

00:23:31.000 in-depth gravy is crazy well if there was a vibe of like owen benjamin would present some crazy

00:23:36.480 thing and she's like yeah so that's actually and then she would like cite the stuff from history

00:23:40.340 here's some anthropological precedent for that yes dude so so um that's crazy we're talking about

00:23:46.200 this idea that they ate charlie kirk right that he was a ritualistic sacrifice and that maybe like

00:23:51.520 constituents at tp usa or a security guard or whatever were feasting on his flesh because

00:23:56.760 that's what is commonly done throughout uh allegedly allegedly well well it's not allegedly

00:24:03.240 in a historical or anthropological sense right and that's what heather lynn was backing up

00:24:08.160 and then you know owen brings all the funny but also he has this uncanny ability to kind of see

00:24:13.500 a thing hone in on it and then it's later revealed as the truth and so he is thinking this is one of

00:24:18.960 those things that he sees which is supposed to be funny until the security guards come out and say

00:24:23.600 well like some of his blood got in my mouth and so we're having this conversation it's informative

00:24:28.800 It's funny.

00:24:29.860 But this cop is, like, writhing in the back from what I've come to understand.

00:24:33.480 I'll be honest.

00:24:34.440 I don't know that he looked like he was, like, mad or writhing from my perspective.

00:24:39.320 But, like, he definitely didn't look like he was enjoying himself.

00:24:43.060 Like, it's the, like, just the blankest expression.

00:24:46.120 Are you having fun?

00:24:47.020 I was laughing.

00:24:47.620 Oh, man.

00:24:48.480 Yeah.

00:24:48.760 He was, like.

00:24:49.840 He did have his hand on his gun for most of the night.

00:24:52.000 Well, what did you say to him?

00:24:53.160 Well, so my thing was, like.

00:24:54.800 Oh, you actually said something to him?

00:24:55.960 So I looked at Bennett was like, well, just go ask him, you know, go ask him what he's thinking.

00:25:00.760 And so I stand there for a minute, you know, working up the courage because I'm like, am I just going to get shot?

00:25:05.460 Is this guy going to kneel on my neck?

00:25:07.660 So I walk up to him and I'm like, you know, I'll break I'll break the ice a little bit.

00:25:12.040 Just be like, you know, jovial, nice.

00:25:14.180 Like, hey, I said, I said, man, I got to know.

00:25:16.560 I said, what what are you thinking right now?

00:25:18.620 What is going through your mind?

00:25:20.080 And he just like plain as day looks at me, no expression.

00:25:22.780 And he just says, I'm on security detail.

00:25:25.960 And I said, okay.

00:25:27.820 I said, but you are in, like, the weirdest room in America at this moment in time.

00:25:31.460 I was like, there's got to be something.

00:25:33.800 Like, where are your thoughts?

00:25:35.000 He's like, hold on a second.

00:25:36.280 A security detail is crazy. 0.98

00:25:37.840 You're there because I'm serving liquor, dog.

00:25:40.280 Wait, wait, wait.

00:25:40.920 But that's still just a crazy, he was like, I don't want to talk.

00:25:44.140 So what was the follow-up?

00:25:44.920 The follow-up was, I'm on a security detail.

00:25:48.520 He said it twice?

00:25:49.380 And I said, okay.

00:25:50.840 And then I walked back over.

00:25:52.640 Whoa, that was it?

00:25:53.500 There have been, like I told you, there have been articles written about this event.

00:25:57.760 Oh, my God.

00:25:58.880 I did not know that.

00:26:00.040 Yeah, and in the article, I have it here.

00:26:02.580 What do you mean, from last year?

00:26:04.080 Yeah.

00:26:04.760 Yeah.

00:26:05.140 Oh, I thought you were saying, like, coming up on this year.

00:26:08.560 No, those haven't come out yet, dude.

00:26:10.400 Yeah, we'll see.

00:26:11.260 Just wait.

00:26:12.460 Imagine.

00:26:13.440 Here we go.

00:26:13.960 The bro show will not go on as Leesburg learns a tricky lesson.

00:26:17.660 The bro show.

00:26:19.160 In event booking.

00:26:20.080 The bro show.

00:26:20.960 The bro show. 1.00

00:26:21.900 Yeah, that's fucking for faggots. 1.00

00:26:23.000 It's like Timothy Alvarino, Nephilim Dumb Squad. 1.00

00:26:26.980 You guys were so proud of him when you did that.

00:26:28.820 He did a good job.

00:26:29.580 He was like, oh, he's learning.

00:26:30.980 Let's go.

00:26:31.920 Wow.

00:26:32.720 So, okay.

00:26:34.340 Now, I don't necessarily correlate these two things, getting kicked off the stage and being demanded to shut the event down with the content of the show.

00:26:43.560 But there is, like, a really remarkable thing that I could not have planned myself, and it was brought up to me by one of the listeners of the show.

00:26:49.620 I forget his name, but he's all the way from New Jersey.

00:26:51.340 Really solid dude.

00:26:52.980 Hell of a grip. 0.98

00:26:54.140 Strong ass dude. 0.96

00:26:55.000 And we're sitting in the back and we're chopping it up on the goodbye coffee day, right? 0.98

00:27:00.820 Goodbye coffee.

00:27:01.280 We opened up the coffee shop from 9 to 11 Sunday morning just to say goodbye and thank you to the people who showed up.

00:27:06.660 And as we're talking back there, this guy, he goes, by the way, did you happen to notice the name of that road?

00:27:12.840 Oh, his name is Rob.

00:27:13.880 Thank you, Qui-Gon.

00:27:15.160 Qui-Gon was there, too.

00:27:15.920 So many people were there.

00:27:16.700 It was so awesome.

00:27:17.280 um but so rob goes uh did you notice that the name of the road is the charlie kirk memorial

00:27:26.040 highway yikes i'll be honest it was a bit my fault i'm the one who proposed the idea

00:27:30.940 of what we should talk about but not within the context of the charlie kirk memorial highway

00:27:35.560 didn't know didn't know didn't care god is very funny still don't care in my opinion that's a god

00:27:42.400 thing i think that's very funny because we could not have planned that and the idea that's you

00:27:48.120 can't overlook the fact that we're talking about whether or not charlie kirk was eaten in in you

00:27:53.200 know a red state in a boomer community right tp usa has got a grip on the boomer community in a big

00:27:58.660 way and and we're talking about whether or not he was eaten ritualistically on the street that's

00:28:05.260 named after him i mean that's pretty remarkable and so i don't know man i'm starting to wonder

00:28:10.380 if we were, you know, pushed off that stage

00:28:13.720 because we hit one too many buttons.

00:28:16.780 Okay, here's what I think happened. 0.99

00:28:19.460 I think you were dealing with a fat, lazy, unmotivated cop 0.98

00:28:24.980 that was there to do overtime. 0.98

00:28:27.400 That's a little much.

00:28:28.760 I'm just telling you the truth.

00:28:29.940 I know how city workers work.

00:28:31.180 This is what it looked like.

00:28:32.580 I know, Matt is texting.

00:28:33.760 I love the downward angle

00:28:34.940 because we could actually see his phone.

00:28:36.420 Yeah, I was looking through the article

00:28:38.380 because last year's article,

00:28:39.720 Well, there was a point in it where somebody, he says to the people reporting that, I hope that other people, like other venues, heed my warning and not book this show.

00:28:50.500 Yeah, nobody would say that.

00:28:52.140 Well, that's specifically what happened.

00:28:53.760 Who said that? 0.72

00:28:54.700 The gay owner of the theater company that leases from the city, which owns the theater in Leesburg. 0.95

00:29:03.020 Yeah. 0.95

00:29:03.540 Okay.

00:29:04.160 The public theater.

00:29:06.000 That's what he said.

00:29:06.820 but uh what this appeared to me like was you they told you one thing you told one person

00:29:13.720 they didn't communicate it to them oh for sure because they're just community township workers

00:29:18.960 this lady came there and she's working till a certain time and then she's got to go home and

00:29:22.940 make you know spaghettios for her five kids right could be just that simple 100 i think that that's 0.98

00:29:28.360 what happened sure and that's why she got nasty with you this is how i don't think city workers 0.98

00:29:32.780 give a shit what we say they're in the back they can't even hear it they're just like just 0.97

00:29:36.420 running out the clock the cop is definitely 100% a normie i've met i've met a bunch of cops in 0.99

00:29:44.140 florida they're they're a very unique type they're a very specific type in what way yeah you are okay 0.98

00:29:50.020 so cops in new york i think almost all of them for the most part see that it's bullshit because

00:29:56.500 of how egregious new york is and how bad it is they're like yeah but i had one guy told me but 0.97

00:30:02.040 i can put backsplash in my kitchen doing the job and i was like i get it money jeez your life goals

00:30:07.840 huh yeah dude i'll kneel on that guy's neck i'll shut down that barbershop during covid who gives 0.97

00:30:11.500 a shit i'm gonna get a little bit of overtime it's just about the money that i make i don't 0.99

00:30:15.460 care yes sir follow orders the cops in florida some of them believe this shit they're like real 1.00

00:30:22.460 america okay all right yeah and believe it that puts you into this very blue-pilled state of mind 0.99

00:30:27.980 they think that they're red pill if you got a a nine line shirt you oh yeah yeah yeah i don't

00:30:34.380 know the nine line nine line is like no offense if you do it's uh i was in the army but i never 0.63

00:30:40.160 was really in the army that kind of shit oh and some of their designs are are dope but there's 0.73

00:30:47.080 a mindset that goes with that and this cop his mindset is like there's no way that i'm being 0.98

00:30:52.380 lied to by not not trump not by tpus or those that me he can't even really uh dissect or

00:30:59.560 differentiate probably has no idea really what pot the podcast realm is about so he's hearing a lot 0.96

00:31:04.120 of this shit and he's going whatever like he's hearing christianity but he's also hearing the 0.96

00:31:08.780 conspiracy with it and he's probably just shut off right right right right whatever like i i think 1.00

00:31:14.280 he's just like whatever whatever these guys fuck these guys i'm just here for money trade them for 0.99

00:31:18.300 money the other lady just wants to go home miscommunication between you and the other lady 1.00

00:31:22.760 she's doing a job where she does not care like that's that's city work nobody cares and there's 1.00

00:31:30.140 a cleaning crew so it's like there was no cleaning crew well let's just say there was like there's a

00:31:35.000 saying in construction it's like uh who's yelling the loudest right so it's like so say there was a

00:31:39.640 cleaning crew it's like no we got to get in there to get this done it's like okay either the person

00:31:43.460 who's paying to be here is going to get screwed or the cleaning crew is going to get screwed and

00:31:47.500 You kind of have to even do that in finger quotes 0.91

00:31:48.840 because neither one's really getting screwed.

00:31:50.260 The so-called cleaning crew.

00:31:51.320 Hey, the so-called cleaning crew can wait an hour.

00:31:53.960 Oh, we were scheduled at 7.

00:31:55.540 Okay, well, you can start at 8.

00:31:56.920 You know what I mean?

00:31:57.600 Like, you can have those conversations. 1.00

00:31:59.180 But then that messes up their whole shit. 0.99

00:32:00.420 And what they're thinking about. 0.99

00:32:01.960 And we'll bill the other guys for it.

00:32:03.240 Here's the thing.

00:32:04.060 You could have told her, we're going to 8.

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00:33:04.400 betting based on available live market data and she would have been pissed off yeah it's really 0.97

00:33:09.580 up to her supervisor now he's got to go and approve the overtime and she probably just wants 0.71

00:33:14.600 to go home. She was probably already on 1.00

00:33:16.740 overtime. I think she also 1.00

00:33:18.700 probably didn't account for like

00:33:20.580 when you see what we're doing

00:33:21.840 and you think we're going overtime, you're imagining

00:33:24.620 this is going to take. She didn't count on an army 0.63

00:33:26.420 of retarded people tearing 1.00

00:33:28.500 down that venue and packing it up in like 0.99

00:33:30.480 what was that? 15 minutes. It was crazy

00:33:33.000 dude. It was incredible. So yeah

00:33:34.580 I mean you're probably right on that. I like

00:33:36.700 the sexier angle. I like your angle

00:33:38.560 so that way we can never go back there.

00:33:40.320 It is way more fun.

00:33:42.500 His angle is probably right.

00:33:44.020 We have six months to get this figured out, dude.

00:33:46.620 So, I mean, the next one is six months.

00:33:48.660 Zach's already decided, if you guys want to do it again.

00:33:51.780 Oh, this is on me.

00:33:53.000 Got it.

00:33:53.740 Well, yeah, Zach, tell them about the place you saw, right?

00:33:55.520 It was in a grave.

00:33:56.180 Okay, it's kind of sick.

00:33:57.360 You saw a place?

00:33:57.860 Yeah, have you been to this theater that Top has talked about?

00:34:01.200 What was the theater called?

00:34:02.320 The movie theater, the playhouse.

00:34:03.860 Oh, you showed him the playhouse.

00:34:05.280 We went to see Spider-Man.

00:34:06.920 Hell yeah, dude, that was really great.

00:34:08.160 It was very fun.

00:34:08.940 We went to go see Spider-Man again.

00:34:10.120 We did.

00:34:10.320 You were invited.

00:34:11.160 Dude, I was so tired.

00:34:13.080 Yeah, I didn't care less.

00:34:13.580 It wasn't that I could carry that, like, away from work.

00:34:15.820 We shared a Coke Zero.

00:34:16.780 We shared a Coke Zero.

00:34:17.100 I'm just doing it.

00:34:17.900 With two straws or one straw?

00:34:19.500 Okay, all right, it's a little bit different.

00:34:20.800 Did you guys sip from him at the same time?

00:34:22.180 I blew some bubbles in there.

00:34:23.940 Yeah, the Raven is the type of friend where you're like,

00:34:25.760 hey, I got something, like, super heavy I got to talk to you about, man.

00:34:28.340 It's, like, really out of my heart.

00:34:29.060 He's like, hey, save it for the show.

00:34:30.120 Save it for the show.

00:34:30.560 That's absolutely not true.

00:34:32.340 How can we make money off of yourself?

00:34:34.060 That's not true.

00:34:34.780 You know what?

00:34:35.300 My thing was, and it's just going to be a brief thing,

00:34:37.480 you can tell the story but um i was unbelievably tired those like the next 24 hours was crazy dude

00:34:44.940 like you talked out much i mean i so i had a little bit of an undertaking that i i decided

00:34:50.460 because last year's conspiracy roundtable the guys were kind of drowning a little bit because

00:34:54.880 it's not their show and they're unsure how to steer it and they want to be and not everybody

00:34:59.200 is like a stage person i'm not a stage person either but at least it's my event so i have a

00:35:03.500 vested interest in keeping these things going and keeping them entertaining so last year it kind of

00:35:07.940 fell flat a little bit and and some of the guys were you know treading water and drowning a little 0.91

00:35:11.660 bit so i said i'm gonna see her every fucking the 33 feet 33 feet in spider-man right oh yeah 0.86

00:35:17.940 yeah they can't stop but uh i decided that i was gonna steer every performance at bro grove and 0.90

00:35:24.580 that actually was very difficult yeah like it turns out that's very exhausting uh to keep

00:35:31.460 getting on stage and to keep steering these conversations and trying to stay sharp trying

00:35:35.040 to stay funny and trying to stay interesting that's all very hard uh so i was very tired and

00:35:40.040 it took a lot of time to recover from it so i did not go to spider-man the other piece that plays

00:35:44.040 into that too like me and top are talking about this with like the roundtable discussions you're

00:35:48.060 bringing all these dudes from all these different corners of conspiracy land who all have their

00:35:52.480 niche that they want to steer towards yeah and i'm not saying everybody was like like nobody was

00:35:57.180 like trying to like hijack it or steer it in a different direction but it's just naturally going

00:36:00.800 to happen because like oh all my thoughts are going to be over here about the divine feminine

00:36:05.360 well mine are all going to be over here about satan's little season mine are going to be

00:36:08.300 flat earth mine are going to be dispensationalism yeah and so like you have to moderate that and 0.99

00:36:12.980 like always bring it back and what really what that means is me going like i don't give a fuck 0.96

00:36:16.900 what you want to talk about we're going to talk about whatever i say you're going to talk about 0.97

00:36:20.920 which is like you know it's hard because we did a little bit of of like passing the ball we talked

00:36:25.760 about some flat earth stuff we talked about this and that but like man i'll tell you what and i've

00:36:29.880 heard a couple of people say this that their favorite i even saw it i saw it again in the chat

00:36:34.240 their favorite conversation was the austin picard intervention which was super fucking hard it was

00:36:41.600 super hard because austin is a is a long-winded dude he's tremendous i mean if he if he wasn't

00:36:47.780 tremendous we would never keep inviting him on the show got a lot of wins he's got a lot of

00:36:51.980 interesting ideas and he articulates them in a really remarkable way but i've got to take this

00:36:56.120 guy who is a long form content creator and put them in a stage scenario where he's got to spit

00:37:02.140 out so and that it's just not going that way and all of a sudden something hits me that's very real

00:37:07.780 it's very real for those people that were watching when he started talking about in typical austin

00:37:13.600 fashion the darkness of the abyss that he's looking at like something smacked me and it was

00:37:18.720 like yo like it basically became an intervention i tried to pass the ball to you at one point

00:37:23.820 because we were doing like this idea of like a heavy spirit and what is what is scripture say

00:37:27.940 about it but that whole that whole round table turned into a therapy session and it wasn't just

00:37:35.280 for austin uh you know it was for anybody who's looking into these topics in the chat the funny

00:37:40.080 thing about this is like you're talking about hold on hold on austin's there he says my bad

00:37:44.620 raven uh no not your bad not your bad at all oh that's great yeah dude i was super pumped to have

00:37:50.820 like i said i'm asking a dude who does long-form thoughtful content to do something different

00:37:56.120 and even as i'm trying to figure out how i'm going to navigate this like something reveals itself

00:38:00.300 and we have this really deep and meaningful and a lot of people have expressed to me that was

00:38:04.400 actually their favorite their favorite segment this deep and meaningful conversation about

00:38:08.860 you know in my opinion and i'm gonna say it here on the show austin i said it on stage and i know 0.98

00:38:13.920 you're listening it's like you need to spin that lens around that you use to analyze all this shit 0.98

00:38:19.840 And you need to start looking at the Lord, dude. 0.99

00:38:21.660 You need to start looking at the Lord because you've looked into the darkness enough.

00:38:24.640 And I always am a fan of seeing people.

00:38:27.060 Same thing with Thomas Paranoid American.

00:38:28.620 When you have that analytical mind and you can research the way that you do and you can sleuth the way that you do, do that to God.

00:38:35.020 Like, I want to see that.

00:38:36.000 I want to see Austin all of a sudden going through scripture and applying it to what he already knows.

00:38:41.140 For me, like how bad the world is, when I was seven, you know, we used to go to Catholic church.

00:38:45.400 And so they talk about a Catholic church. 0.92

00:38:47.400 So-called.

00:38:47.720 So I was like, Mom, what's abortion?

00:38:49.180 she's like it's when they kill a baby in the womb you know i was like wait what you know imagine like

00:38:53.740 me even the way i am now but like seven and i'm just not i'm like hammer i'm like hey well what

00:38:58.240 are you talking about like why would you why would anybody kill a baby like what are you talking

00:39:00.880 about like from that day on i just put in my back pocket like yeah the world's evil yeah and i never

00:39:06.080 really needed to go any further than that i was just like dude whatever's happening on this planet

00:39:10.720 like i'm not a part of that but you can't so like as long as you know that and pursue the lord you're

00:39:15.560 good dude but if you keep going down the rabbit hole of like how evil it just get it seems like

00:39:20.480 it's just a bottomless pit it's rough man so this is interesting that we ended up here because this

00:39:25.180 has been like everything i've been thinking about in my life recently um like i i think there's this

00:39:30.320 there's kind of two sides this whole conversation gets pulled where it's like hey all eyes on god

00:39:36.480 and that means don't look at any of the crazy stuff in the world oh top calls that me bury my

00:39:41.340 head in the sand well and it might be yeah but i still agree but like then there's the flip side

00:39:46.180 where it's like all the way down the rabbit hole really way more interested in the darkness really

00:39:51.720 way more interested in the crazy stuff going on that it pulls me away from god and so it's like

00:39:56.560 there's i believe biblically dude the the purpose of humanity is to wrestle with darkness and expose

00:40:03.080 it yeah like that whole like sub subdue language that whole wrestling language but you can't wrestle

00:40:08.820 darkness if you haven't first been wrestled with by god continually forever that's good and then if

00:40:14.460 you're not walking out in the armor of the spirit and it's like if you're not in that you can't do

00:40:19.540 that that's good but like i guess my thing is we gotta land in that middle spot because there are

00:40:25.520 christians that have been in the church their whole lives that go well i'm just gonna go do

00:40:29.860 god stuff and i'm not even gonna look at this and it's like right you're the one that has to go do

00:40:33.800 something about this and then on the flip side the guys actually dealing with it so many of them

00:40:39.340 are not foundationally grounded in god where it's like this is gonna eat you alive dude yes and so

00:40:44.320 there's a middle ground that has to be struck come on somebody there's an element of like i

00:40:48.820 wasn't doing any deep dives on how evil the world was but because i was really close to god as soon

00:40:53.360 as coronavirus happened i was like something's not right here i read your book i read your book 0.96

00:40:57.900 you faggot in the first chapter this is exactly what he said what he loved coronavirus he loved 0.93

00:41:02.300 it what are you talking about no he said write a book since coronavirus i don't even know what 0.99

00:41:05.780 you're talking about the book it's called uh what is it called on the spectrum no no i forgot the

00:41:10.620 name of it in the first in the first second chapter you're talking about uh like when you

00:41:15.120 notice how dark everything is that's when you like i'm gonna go hard i'm gonna go hard for

00:41:19.660 the kingdom of god okay i just want people to go hard way before coronavirus did it was was it 2013

00:41:25.500 i forgot i don't know but not to expose my boomerness any more than i already have it's a

00:41:30.120 It's a good book, Matt.

00:41:32.220 It's a pretty good book.

00:41:33.880 Guys, don't use in the chat if you want to see Matt's book.

00:41:36.000 It reads like a straight Bible episode. 0.97

00:41:38.300 Yeah, I believe that.

00:41:38.800 It was 2013, dude.

00:41:40.320 It was literally 2013.

00:41:41.620 Okay, you wrote it for a reason, though, man.

00:41:43.480 Yeah, so that I would have a guidepost.

00:41:45.720 I was like, dude, I better have a record of this.

00:41:47.380 What was the name of the book?

00:41:48.320 About the Book of Life.

00:41:49.140 About the Book of Life.

00:41:49.820 Here's the thing.

00:41:51.260 I know I totally sound like a boomer to say this.

00:41:53.020 You're like, yeah, we got all these people.

00:41:54.140 It's not even a plug.

00:41:55.000 You can't buy it anywhere.

00:41:55.700 To get all these people together and to try to get them to, like, all, you know, be in unison.

00:42:00.960 Stop reading the chat.

00:42:01.700 I'm, like, literally making eye contact with you and you're looking past, you're looking beyond me.

00:42:05.140 You need darker glasses.

00:42:06.160 I'm sorry, you're right.

00:42:06.920 Wait, wait, wait.

00:42:07.460 So we're trying to get all these people to be in unison and have this conversation together.

00:42:12.860 And I know this is a totally boomer concept.

00:42:14.780 What are you talking about, on stage?

00:42:15.780 Yeah.

00:42:16.080 Yeah.

00:42:16.380 Yeah.

00:42:16.660 Are you there?

00:42:18.140 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:42:18.280 Okay, okay.

00:42:19.640 So I know this is a total boomer thing, but the way that you could do that is to, like, plan ahead.

00:42:24.040 like to like to maybe plan it out ahead of time now i know there's an element of like no we had

00:42:27.680 to figure this out with 10 seconds right before they go on stage and i love that i think that's

00:42:31.060 awesome but that definitely adds this element of like uh-oh this could go crazy because this guy's

00:42:36.340 flat earth this guy's uh aliens i actually thought those conversations so so bennis the men is doing

00:42:42.840 and uh and you know uh the flat earth guys from the uh phone booth podcast and everything that

00:42:48.860 was actually one of my favorite roundtables i thought that actually crushed so i think that's 0.98

00:42:52.640 when you lost the cop you think so flat earth shit yeah for a hundred percent yeah oh yeah you 0.98

00:42:57.980 think that hits harder i don't know that we ever had it the first time i heard somebody say flat 0.99

00:43:04.100 earth dude i was like bro what i mean it was rob skiba but i and i was literally listening to it

00:43:08.660 i was like bro what is this son was there did you see him dude we're like best we're like that's not

00:43:12.580 stop saying your friends are friends our friends are your friends on the board up there our friends

00:43:15.640 are not your friends like rob skiba like broke it down but i was like dude this is kind of like

00:43:20.480 you can't debate this like the way he's got this broken down it's like is so solid but that's why

00:43:25.220 that was another one of the things where i was like yo dude a guy can prove beyond the shadow

00:43:28.700 of a doubt the earth is flat another guy can prove beyond the shadow of a doubt it's one of

00:43:32.680 those things just one of these things man but well like i said i think the real sticking point

00:43:36.480 we don't have to really get into this it's just the uh the institutions that tell you that it's

00:43:41.820 a globe are consistently caught lying in really devious ways and so i have a great deal of empathy

00:43:47.320 for anybody who has distrust for that model.

00:43:50.280 You feel like it can't be that.

00:43:52.180 I don't know.

00:43:53.300 I mean, if you like Neil deGruzzi Tyson,

00:43:55.680 he's showing you that there's like an egg-shaped Earth

00:43:58.580 or like an obelisk...

00:44:00.700 I forget what the terminology is

00:44:01.960 where it's like not an even sphere.

00:44:03.500 It's kind of janky and misshaped

00:44:05.720 and it's not symmetrical,

00:44:06.820 which would seem to be a little bit more likely 0.97

00:44:10.820 given the shape of fucking like space rocks and everything. 0.99

00:44:13.160 Like an Earth with a flat back of the head 0.99

00:44:14.640 because God just put us down too much as a baby.

00:44:17.320 You're saying the Neil deGrasse Tyson model is, like, the one that you would go with?

00:44:23.440 I think he suggests that it could be an obloid shape, which is a sphere that's not symmetrical. 0.95

00:44:30.400 I think he said, uh, Negroid.

00:44:32.440 That guy is, like, the most pseudo-intellectual I've ever seen.

00:44:35.800 Yeah, I'm going to be real the moment he says anything.

00:44:37.920 I'm like, well, it's not that, then.

00:44:39.420 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:40.120 Have you seen his pussy? 1.00

00:44:41.580 Well, no, okay, don't. 1.00

00:44:42.340 We're good.

00:44:42.980 Welcome to the show.

00:44:44.080 Welcome to the show.

00:44:44.720 I'm normally on that side yet.

00:44:45.940 I was just asking a question

00:44:49.940 That's what he's showing him

00:44:50.900 It's Neil deGrasse Tyson but his legs open

00:44:52.740 And Matt's sitting there and they're crying

00:44:55.440 And you're there on the screen

00:44:56.840 And I'm trying to keep it 0.71

00:44:58.140 It's a fat one

00:44:59.640 We've got super chats

00:45:01.320 I don't know if you want to read any now

00:45:02.940 We're only at the 42 minute mark

00:45:05.240 Should we read them at the hour

00:45:07.460 And then read the next set after

00:45:09.880 Maybe we could do that

00:45:11.000 So what I want to do is I wanted to talk about 0.99

00:45:13.460 All the good shit 0.98

00:45:14.400 Because we talked about, like, the negative scary thing, which is just that one aspect. 1.00

00:45:17.540 Dude, we had so much good shit. 0.99

00:45:19.120 I mean, number one. 1.00

00:45:20.260 Like what?

00:45:20.920 We got to talk about the VIP. 0.98

00:45:21.860 Well, number one, I'd say Nancy wasn't there.

00:45:23.840 That actually deeply hurt me.

00:45:25.600 I know.

00:45:26.160 Well, and she got extra mean, it felt like.

00:45:28.460 Anytime I saw her in a chat or anything, she was really mean.

00:45:31.040 No, Nancy was really helpful during the event.

00:45:33.720 Oh, that's excellent.

00:45:34.480 Was she?

00:45:34.980 I think she was there the whole time.

00:45:36.360 I wasn't sure.

00:45:37.540 She's monitoring all the stuff, monitoring the chats, monitoring both streams.

00:45:41.560 Yeah.

00:45:41.780 And then calling me on my phone, which I told her, don't do.

00:45:45.440 Don't ever do that, yeah. 0.99

00:45:46.360 Don't fucking call me. 1.00

00:45:47.700 Don't call my phone. 1.00

00:45:48.540 I'm a very busy man, Nancy.

00:45:49.860 Don't call my – but she called me.

00:45:51.400 She's like, audio's not coming through on this place.

00:45:53.560 This is an issue here.

00:45:54.960 Is this supposed to be happening?

00:45:56.080 I'm like, no.

00:45:56.680 She did all that.

00:45:57.140 And I got to go, and I'm like –

00:45:58.180 Still found time to, like, just say mean stuff to me.

00:45:59.780 And boil all those noodles. 0.99

00:46:01.740 And wish death upon that. 0.94

00:46:02.980 Yeah. 0.66

00:46:03.740 So, I mean, yeah, it was very upsetting that Nancy wasn't there,

00:46:07.680 but I didn't want to talk about anything negative anymore.

00:46:09.180 I wanted to talk about, you know, how cool it was.

00:46:11.780 So that VIP day was really cool because we were sitting here.

00:46:14.560 We had just done episodes with, oh, is it off?

00:46:17.680 I'm sorry.

00:46:17.920 I don't know what happened there.

00:46:18.960 Let's turn that back on with our remote.

00:46:20.700 Did that work? 0.57

00:46:21.560 Here, dick around with that for a little bit. 0.99

00:46:22.900 Yes, sir. 0.99

00:46:23.660 It beeped.

00:46:24.360 It's on.

00:46:24.740 It is on?

00:46:25.240 Okay, great.

00:46:26.140 We have a mini air conditioner in here now.

00:46:28.100 And it stopped moving on us.

00:46:29.280 That might be the charge.

00:46:30.100 And then if you hit the oscillate button, it should do a little bit of that, too.

00:46:33.320 So the VIP day was interesting.

00:46:36.140 the way that it went.

00:46:37.160 I believe we had...

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00:47:39.860 Ed Mabry and John Lenhart in the morning.

00:47:42.500 The days preceding it were really cool because we had an episode with JT follows JC.

00:47:49.980 That's going to release soon.

00:47:51.240 That was a great conversation.

00:47:52.980 And then we had an episode with Brian of Demon Erasers and Seth that I did.

00:47:59.200 And you guys did an episode with Owen and Matt, which was very cool.

00:48:04.120 so we got to utilize this entire space where simultaneously there's a show happening in here

00:48:09.200 that i'm working on and there's a show happening out there that you're working on we get together

00:48:13.540 we do another show with john linhart and ed mabry the next day we do a second show with them like

00:48:18.320 it's a really cool um you know sort of uh i don't know what you we're just cranking out content but

00:48:24.140 we're doing it all irl and we get to see all these people who you know we enjoy so much

00:48:28.760 i thought that was really great as we're doing this episode with ed mabry and john linhart

00:48:33.500 you know obviously the coffee shop is open and it is the vip day it doesn't start till like four or

00:48:38.700 five whatever it was that we said but nothing's stopping you from coming in and getting coffee 1.00

00:48:42.240 right so they just start trickling in dangerous retards start showing up and start chopping it up 0.95

00:48:47.980 with each other and talking to us and hanging out and watching live shows happen i thought that was 0.97

00:48:52.640 a really cool um experience i mean i'm sure it was interesting for them but i don't care about

00:48:58.320 them as much as i care about my own experience and i go wow like how dope is that the way that

00:49:02.960 we decorated the the library really came together we were able to provide that space for um royce

00:49:10.240 and mersch and uh oh and benjamin as well mersch is a crazy man i like that i'll tell you what dude

00:49:16.600 one of the great things that came out of this was burying the hatchet with mersch and he said

00:49:20.500 you guys had beef not me not me it was him and top and he said something online that i agree with

00:49:24.820 he goes the only reason that top and i had any contention i'm paraphrasing but it was like

00:49:29.980 was because of our similarities

00:49:32.600 and not anything to do the fact that, like,

00:49:36.240 basically, like, they are brothers in Christ, right?

00:49:39.180 He literally said that.

00:49:40.180 He was, like, unified in Christ,

00:49:42.020 but, like, we have these similarities.

00:49:44.180 And I know what your similarities are.

00:49:46.080 You know, you have a bunch of differences, 0.95

00:49:47.060 but the similarities don't give a fuck. 0.83

00:49:49.860 Like, they're going to say what's on their mind. 0.97

00:49:51.820 Yes, Top is very abrasive.

00:49:53.160 Well, when you have two dudes that have no...

00:49:56.320 I was kind of joking around with Mursh

00:49:58.200 because watching Elijah Schaefer go through his whole thing, 0.97

00:50:01.940 you know, I was like, damn, I want this guy to do well, 0.95

00:50:05.060 but he keeps doing terrible things. 0.96

00:50:06.640 And I basically kept my opinions to myself

00:50:08.840 because I considered him like a, you know,

00:50:10.940 almost like a friend because, you know,

00:50:12.640 we'd hung out so many times.

00:50:14.180 I like a little bit above a friend.

00:50:15.960 A little bit above an acquaintance.

00:50:17.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:50:18.240 But below a friend, you know,

00:50:19.420 which is enough for me to give you some empathy.

00:50:21.940 But Mersch... 0.86

00:50:22.200 So not someone I could, like, reach out and, like, stop.

00:50:25.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:50:25.600 But when you're, like, close to people,

00:50:27.040 you get a little abrasive. 0.75

00:50:28.200 But Mursh goes like, he goes, hey, you're really fucking doing great, dude. 1.00

00:50:33.940 Like basically saying like, hey, you're really a piece of shit and an asshole for cheating on your wife and doing all this crazy shit on the Internet and then, you know, leaning into it. 1.00

00:50:43.160 And so what I'm saying is Mursh is that guy who's going to say what's on his mind, even if it's like, do you really want to cross that line because that guy is almost like a friend or something like that. 1.00

00:50:53.140 It's like, no, this is the truth. 0.99

00:50:54.380 The truth is you're acting like a piece of shit and I'm going to say it. 1.00

00:50:57.000 And so you and Mursh are very similar in that way, so very abrasive with one another. 1.00

00:51:02.340 But, yeah, I thought that was really cool to be able to bury the hatchet and have a relationship with those guys again.

00:51:07.080 You know, we went and had dinner with them.

00:51:08.380 I would have had no clue you had beef with the guy.

00:51:10.300 I had no clue. 1.00

00:51:11.320 It was stupid. 1.00

00:51:11.680 The whole thing went down, and it was only later until I got the backdrop of the story. 1.00

00:51:15.440 It was weird.

00:51:16.060 I think it – I've spoken to Royce about it.

00:51:18.360 I talked to him about it the other day.

00:51:19.520 I think it was just like he was drinking and he forgot.

00:51:22.100 Like it was just weird.

00:51:22.780 It was really like –

00:51:23.420 He, like, accused me of something strange. 1.00

00:51:25.220 And then after he accused me, I was just like, hey, fuck you. 1.00

00:51:27.660 Yeah. 1.00

00:51:27.960 Like, I'm not going to take that from you because that's not true.

00:51:30.000 If it's true, then we could talk about it.

00:51:31.300 But I was like, this is not true.

00:51:32.540 And then it just devolved from there.

00:51:34.020 But I'm, yeah, I'm not going to back down.

00:51:35.820 And he's not going to back down.

00:51:37.100 Yeah, so we're just going to spar.

00:51:38.640 Yep, yep, yep.

00:51:39.360 No, no, but I saw him when he got here.

00:51:41.260 He, like, leaned into you when you were producing that and, like, did, like, this, like, nice, heartfelt apology.

00:51:46.580 You know what's messed up?

00:51:47.220 And I was like, well, I wonder what that's about.

00:51:48.920 Nancy heard all of it.

00:51:50.840 Oh, that's so funny. 0.99

00:51:51.820 She's going to blackmail you now.

00:51:53.000 It wasn't live, but it was on my hot mic because I had a little producer mic.

00:51:56.960 And I was like, hey, don't worry about it, man.

00:51:58.700 It's done.

00:51:59.400 It's over.

00:52:00.000 And he apologized.

00:52:00.820 I apologized back, and it was just over.

00:52:02.800 I don't think you apologized back.

00:52:04.440 Did Nancy hear?

00:52:05.340 Is Nancy on?

00:52:06.180 Nancy?

00:52:06.720 Nancy?

00:52:07.260 Are you there?

00:52:07.700 Did you hear Top apologize?

00:52:09.140 I did not hear Top apologize. 1.00

00:52:09.480 Guys, did we have 15 minutes for her to figure out how to turn off the mute button? 1.00

00:52:14.420 I heard it. 1.00

00:52:15.200 I heard it.

00:52:15.980 I did apologize.

00:52:16.720 You heard Top apologize to him?

00:52:19.180 I did.

00:52:19.740 I did.

00:52:20.400 I feel like she should say that.

00:52:21.520 I love that. 1.00

00:52:21.940 That's real nigga shit. 1.00

00:52:22.900 I was really pumped about that, bro. 1.00

00:52:24.560 I feel like this dude was doing, like, this big, heartfelt apology, and Top was just like...

00:52:28.660 No, dude, like, this is something that was...

00:52:29.880 I just felt like he was doing that thing he does where he's like...

00:52:31.800 No, I let him talk.

00:52:32.900 I let him talk, because, like, he had something to say.

00:52:35.540 And then when he was done, I was like, yeah, dude, don't even worry about it.

00:52:38.020 That's it.

00:52:38.300 It's over.

00:52:38.700 Yeah, like, it was done.

00:52:40.340 The minute I decided, like, Owen was there, and I was like, let's do a show.

00:52:44.460 Like, these guys, if they'll do it, I know that it would be magic.

00:52:48.040 And I was like, the moment I was like, yeah, you know what?

00:52:49.520 let's just do that it's over this is done i don't want to do this anymore i thought you guys all

00:52:52.300 like went to high school together like that was the vibe it was just like everything's chill

00:52:55.680 i would never get no they're so funny those guys they're pretty funny those dudes and so owen

00:53:01.800 obviously i've been watching for a long time but those dudes i've been watching for less than owen

00:53:06.000 but for a long time they're ogs in the game they were doing this when you know sound equipment 0.92

00:53:11.440 wasn't affordable when you had to have your own like server to do this kind of shit they've been 0.68

00:53:15.100 So I've been listening to them, and they're funny forever. 0.94

00:53:17.820 To know that Royce was 300-something pounds, dude, what a great testimony, dude.

00:53:23.320 Because a lot of people, when they get to three-something, they're just like,

00:53:25.160 yeah, I don't care anymore.

00:53:25.980 There's no going back.

00:53:26.960 Dude, this guy is, like, jacked, bro. 0.99

00:53:29.440 He is so jacked. 0.85

00:53:30.380 He is three-something, and now he's jacked. 0.99

00:53:31.340 He's so jacked.

00:53:32.160 Was he the dude on the panel with the muscles?

00:53:35.400 Yeah, he's giant.

00:53:36.360 That dude?

00:53:37.040 Giant.

00:53:37.200 He's so sharp and so funny.

00:53:38.760 Very proud of Royce.

00:53:39.600 I had the pleasure to, and you did too, and JT was here.

00:53:43.080 we got to sit here and like i call it the green room only because it's green like an actual color

00:53:47.740 and we're watching uh royce and mersch chop it up with owen benjamin and they're so fast and

00:53:55.760 they're so funny like it was really a pleasure this whole experience has been kind of like

00:54:01.260 shows me the potential that was like more for me too when i oh yeah you were sitting there too yeah

00:54:05.600 and i'm like i'm i asked him i said can i produce it yeah and he's like yeah please i was like oh

00:54:10.020 I guess.

00:54:10.500 Yeah, so camera switching and making sure. 0.98

00:54:11.980 You get to sit in the room and watch, like, fucking funny happening. 0.90

00:54:15.080 Every time I looked over to Top, Top is just crying, laughing, and looking at me from the corner. 0.97

00:54:20.500 That was neat across the board because, like, I had been outside with JT for just, like, an hour or two.

00:54:25.420 I don't even know how long it was.

00:54:26.640 Dude, we just talked for, like, so long.

00:54:27.880 I went home, came back.

00:54:28.880 You guys are still outside.

00:54:29.560 Yeah, just hardcore Bible, deep Bible stuff.

00:54:31.900 Dude, I really like that guy, dude.

00:54:33.460 I like his views on stuff.

00:54:34.600 So we were just, like, vibing like that.

00:54:35.840 Oh, so you're a little seasoner or not?

00:54:36.980 Now he's a little seasoner, yep.

00:54:38.280 Yeah, I mean, it's interesting points, man.

00:54:40.320 And he wonders why he got kicked out of NFL death squad.

00:54:43.040 And watched the whole thing with those guys.

00:54:45.580 I was like, yeah, this is cool, man.

00:54:47.060 It was such a remarkable.

00:54:49.120 It's a different kind of riff, right?

00:54:50.580 Like, we do a riff, but, like, do you see the restraints on our riff?

00:54:55.080 Oh, yeah, versus, like, what they're doing.

00:54:57.140 Like, Royce and Mersh and Owen back there.

00:54:58.900 What do you mean?

00:54:59.340 You guys are restrained?

00:55:00.780 Oh, now we are.

00:55:02.140 Yeah, dude.

00:55:02.780 I mean, you were here two years ago.

00:55:04.560 It got different.

00:55:05.800 It got different.

00:55:06.280 Yeah, those guys.

00:55:07.200 i mean owen actually doesn't he doesn't jump the fence but those guys will jump the fence and keep

00:55:11.260 running and they'll keep going oh yeah the next fence too and we used to be like that but all

00:55:15.080 right let's let's back it off a little bit yeah yeah but it's still gonna be funny it well you

00:55:19.720 know why because you know it's coming from good guys like there's nothing actually malicious and

00:55:23.960 hateful going on there these are just guys that are testing the boundaries and then when they see

00:55:27.560 what like you know makes you stiffen up they go okay let's go past that you know what i mean and

00:55:31.440 it's all for the sake of like the it's just for the sake of the laugh man yeah so um but but this

00:55:37.540 entire experience showed me like what we have going on here number one thank you to all the

00:55:42.360 people who gave us compliments i love compliments and you can keep giving us compliments it's

00:55:45.940 fantastic but just on what's been built out more compliments more compliments please in the chat

00:55:50.600 but like glaze is good um but the potential for this space was really on display at that time

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00:56:58.940 the the shows that were happening right simultaneous in this room in the next room

00:57:04.060 the creators that are gathering in this room like it was really cool it was a small window and like

00:57:09.800 oh this could be something cool something really special here yeah i mean it's already something

00:57:14.580 really special here but there's like so much clearly more that could be done it's like this

00:57:18.020 kind of sucks but it could be better it could be better it was great but i will say about the whole

00:57:22.940 like the creators chilling on the back wall thing like i walked in and i'm like one i'm walking in 0.75

00:57:27.800 here with just like you know i started this show like four months ago and i'm over you had a show

00:57:32.540 for a long time then you put it to bed then you picked it up again yeah but this is a totally

00:57:36.020 different direction that one was like vanilla church world this one's like let's dip our toes

00:57:41.960 out into the weird stuff let's get in the weeds this is wet so i feel like i just started over

00:57:46.420 okay well there's that but i feel like i've just like got in the weeds so i walk in i'm like who

00:57:51.720 am i gonna talk to who am i i wasn't gonna bug you guys because you're crazy busy so i'm like

00:57:55.540 it was nuts how busy yeah so i walk in i'm like looking around and then i hear zach what's up

00:57:59.880 and i turn around and just everybody from every show chilling on the back wall i was like oh

00:58:05.480 there's everyone yeah you're right you had to even walk through them to get back to where we were

00:58:10.640 100 i i thought that was really cool so shout out to i mean maybe we can go through the list right

00:58:16.760 Zach of the Berean Files is here.

00:58:18.700 Doc Brown of Prometheus Lens Podcast.

00:58:20.480 JT Follows JC.

00:58:21.500 Brian of Demon Eracers.

00:58:22.960 Ben of Benis the Menace is here. 1.00

00:58:24.780 Andrew of the 6G Agenda. 0.58

00:58:27.460 Ben of End of the World News.

00:58:28.960 Ben of End of the World News.

00:58:30.040 Bill and Ted of the Phone Booth Podcast, which, by the way, that was kind of a special one for me

00:58:34.760 because if you understand the history of my role in this.

00:58:37.780 How we started.

00:58:38.500 Yeah, I mean, I was doing the Raven's Watch and trying to get traction.

00:58:42.540 The same time that I was meeting Top was the same time that I was meeting these guys from the Phone Booth podcast, OG Flat Earther guys, really good dudes.

00:58:50.540 And even though I had five followers to my name and these guys had 50,000, they treated me like I was a homie and they helped me to build.

00:58:58.140 They came on my show.

00:58:59.420 And if I'm not mistaken. 0.64

00:59:00.460 Lucia, that's what I'm talking about. 0.99

00:59:01.780 Oh, shout out to Lucia.

00:59:03.280 She was right.

00:59:03.940 We all should add name tags, man.

00:59:06.320 What, Top, when we were in the Nephilim Death Squad chat that I created way long ago, were those guys in it?

00:59:13.920 Who's that?

00:59:14.520 The Phone Booth podcast guys.

00:59:16.340 Yes.

00:59:16.800 They were, right?

00:59:17.620 Yeah, yeah.

00:59:18.060 So they could have used the name.

00:59:20.160 They could have used the name.

00:59:20.880 Well, I mean, I named the thing that I took away from.

00:59:22.480 That's a great shot.

00:59:22.880 I'm showing some pictures.

00:59:23.600 That's a great shot.

00:59:24.040 This is actually a video.

00:59:24.980 I don't even know what was said here.

00:59:25.960 So many people were there.

00:59:29.320 Laura Baker, Ed Mabry.

00:59:30.860 We get to meet Ed Mabry for the first time in person.

00:59:33.100 That's a wonderful picture.

00:59:35.020 huge accomplishment seth kick lighter i found a new appreciation for him we're going to talk

00:59:40.380 about how much of a role my son played in all of this which was unintended shooting of people and

00:59:46.100 also oh uh john linhart so i was actually really really uh terrified to find that my my son was on

00:59:56.840 live stream oh wait well can we we can show some of those videos just busting a cap yeah that was

01:00:01.420 dude i like the people loved him what i know people loved him and i'm so proud of him uh

01:00:08.140 because he has no fear of anybody and he uh uh busted a golden cap on people you know what the

01:00:15.340 thing was guys so my my babysitter that was supposed to watch him overnight he was never

01:00:19.660 supposed to be there he was going to be on the vip day and then he was supposed to uh go and

01:00:23.760 hang out at his buddies overnight he backed out uh like three days before the event so i had no

01:00:30.340 sitter my my wife has a job and what are you doing over there listening to your story all right uh

01:00:38.300 my wife has a job to do while we're there and i obviously have a job to do while we're there

01:00:42.880 and i laid out some restraints for my son you know he's he's a really well-behaved kid um so

01:00:48.380 i don't have to tell him anything crazy what i should have said don't point a gun at people

01:00:52.780 live on YouTube.

01:00:54.160 It's really not even that.

01:00:55.200 Not part of the restraints?

01:00:55.920 A solid gold.

01:00:56.980 This is Seth's...

01:00:58.040 I love Seth's merch.

01:00:59.900 This is Seth's merch table.

01:01:01.080 Very on-brand.

01:01:02.100 Free books.

01:01:03.260 I took one.

01:01:03.760 I'm not going to lie.

01:01:04.680 So my...

01:01:07.220 She prophesied Spain wasn't going to win.

01:01:08.960 Okay, that's not nice.

01:01:09.740 Don't bring that up.

01:01:11.420 What I should have said is

01:01:12.340 when the creators are...

01:01:13.900 Wait, can we play this one, Dave?

01:01:14.800 Yeah, let me finish the sentence real quick.

01:01:16.040 When the creators are working,

01:01:17.880 don't bother them.

01:01:18.720 That's what I should have said.

01:01:19.820 And I didn't say that.

01:01:20.940 So yeah, go ahead.

01:01:21.600 You can play this.

01:01:22.200 yeah and so sound like if you if you all right i'm gonna play from a different platform okay

01:01:29.420 go ahead i'll keep talking so um what ends up happening is uh my wife's working the door

01:01:35.340 i'm on stage dave burns crush man the the poster for this year the poster for last year the poster

01:01:43.560 for the year before dave burns and his gigantic son who is just about as tall as owen benjamin

01:01:51.200 I'm so grateful for those dudes, man.

01:01:53.480 So grateful for those dudes. 0.60

01:01:55.060 A lot of chickens.

01:01:56.220 Yeah, there's our merch stand.

01:01:58.460 There's Ben and Doc Brown and Jeremiah, Skiba, and Jacob of Skiba News Nation.

01:02:05.840 I accidentally called them Skiba News Network.

01:02:07.540 And Brian's there, too.

01:02:08.780 And Brian's there.

01:02:10.340 Really, really great.

01:02:11.460 It was so cool to have everybody there, Ed.

01:02:14.560 I think people really appreciated Ed being there.

01:02:17.620 Brad Lale of The Awakened Podcast.

01:02:19.420 So grateful for that dude coming down.

01:02:20.880 I still got to get that moonshine from you, Matt.

01:02:23.860 So what ends up happening is my son slips on.

01:02:27.600 And Thomas the Saved American.

01:02:28.880 My guy.

01:02:29.400 My son slips on. 1.00

01:02:30.940 The prayed for American.

01:02:31.980 The prayed for American.

01:02:32.740 Doesn't really change his name that much.

01:02:34.620 And there is Bill and Laura Baker.

01:02:37.060 Just seeing the combination of people kicking it and chatting with each other.

01:02:42.060 It's so cool.

01:02:43.100 This actually went really hard.

01:02:44.660 What a great idea this was.

01:02:46.140 Honestly, dude.

01:02:47.200 Very happy it worked, too.

01:02:48.860 I was like, this might not work.

01:02:49.780 It was so fun, dude.

01:02:50.260 It was so fun.

01:02:51.120 I was so...

01:02:52.540 I just mean, like, technically.

01:02:53.820 Like, I was like, it's very possible this won't work.

01:02:55.640 The fourth mic did not love us, but...

01:02:58.580 It was in and out, right?

01:02:59.960 Yeah.

01:03:00.300 A little in and out.

01:03:01.080 There's Andrew of the 6G Agenda, Austin Picard, 0.91

01:03:03.320 Steven of the Biblical Hitman, and Ben of End of the World News.

01:03:06.300 Such a cool mashup.

01:03:08.160 Jeez, man, that guy's huge.

01:03:09.340 I know.

01:03:11.280 So, there's Owly!

01:03:13.300 Owly! 1.00

01:03:13.760 Go ahead, face-dox her. 1.00

01:03:14.720 Owly blowing the shofar. 1.00

01:03:16.460 Very cool.

01:03:17.240 and she also bought a oh my god we got to talk about that night that was so crazy what happened

01:03:22.200 what a crazy lineup this is not nice guy and royce from revenge of the sis what a cool thing dude

01:03:29.080 what a cool thing trying not to laugh as austin just goes on dude right there was where i was

01:03:36.500 really trying to think about like when my grandpa died dude because i was looking at you and you

01:03:40.840 were doing the eye contact thing and i was starting to get the yeah dude i was trying not to look at

01:03:46.080 you because you're looking at me you want me to put my face down and then top was producing he

01:03:50.220 goes matt i was like oh no dude like pull it together be professional jeremiah skiba love

01:03:56.040 jeremiah dude me and he broke it down on the helen keller thing that was crazy look how tall

01:04:01.140 look at how muscular royce is dude jacked absolutely jack you love him so um my son

01:04:08.180 gets on the youtube stream the seven hour youtube stream that we provided for the pores now i did

01:04:14.020 not know this and keisha black name actually gave me a heart attack because what ends up happening

01:04:19.260 is before i see my son on youtube i see a comment come in and it says unattended child is very

01:04:26.820 cringe and i go what and i go into this youtube studio and my son is streaming live to thousands

01:04:34.720 of people for hours and hours and and my wife has no idea she's working the door and i have no idea

01:04:41.520 because i was just on stage you look really good though and thank you jess i'm not gonna lie i was

01:04:47.220 mortified and i and i did a bad thing as a dad and i had to i had to really have to talk no i of

01:04:52.480 course i didn't spank him but i pulled uh yeah the shows will be posted later we have a lot of

01:04:57.660 content that we have to sift through and we we took a day off man we just laid well we didn't

01:05:01.480 really take a day off we couple days so um i pulled him to the side and i was like you know

01:05:07.200 don't do that don't go on the internet it's youtube and boom and i wasn't like mean to him

01:05:12.480 but i was very stern and i laid down the law and then i realized like and so i'm sorry go ahead

01:05:19.120 let that play that's playing yeah all right uh you realized it was like too mean if you if you

01:05:24.480 believe on that then you don't fear men and so it's the same way it's like a muppet it looks 0.54

01:05:31.680 I got a gun right to my head over here.

01:05:38.880 My son is literally...

01:05:41.060 Dude, here's my question about that.

01:05:42.460 Did he know to switch to the other camera angle?

01:05:44.640 No, it's automatic.

01:05:45.320 It's just one.

01:05:46.260 The comedy of it being automatic, too, is like very funny.

01:05:49.760 You cannot make that up.

01:05:51.700 You can't do...

01:05:52.380 There's some more.

01:05:53.480 Let's see.

01:05:54.180 I think that it's important.

01:05:55.440 This is great.

01:05:56.340 I appreciate you, brother.

01:05:58.100 All the moments that I...

01:05:59.180 Look at him.

01:05:59.380 All the moments I swept through,

01:06:00.580 Jack in him somehow. I can't tell you how proud I am of him. I'm driving seen David

01:06:05.440 I'm driving back from the venue and I said let me just see what happened

01:06:07.720 I said both like beginning middle end and he's in all of them and these are the three clips

01:06:11.640 I'm like screen recorded screen recording. Somebody must have just said like hey come sit down and that was it

01:06:16.260 No, no, no. Jack was sitting down the whole time and he was telling people to sit down

01:06:21.040 He was running the table, which actually is just like this. Look at this. That's so crazy

01:06:30.580 dude he's so chill there we go oh it doesn't actually look at look at ben he's like i don't

01:06:38.620 know what's happening i don't know what to do this is making me uncomfortable dude hilarious

01:06:42.540 and uh i think we have another moment here of this is just one that i swept through

01:06:46.880 which is very funny also with jack uh oh he objects to this a little yeah he doesn't like

01:06:50.840 this i don't want to get the live stream taken down blink twice

01:06:53.920 i can't you know this is like one of the only only podcasts i'm probably doing i'm not making

01:06:59.260 excessively because i think those forests and lights just jack up my retina yeah yeah if you

01:07:04.800 don't you gotta you gotta get you gotta you gotta get the yellow glasses or the red light blocker 0.94

01:07:08.560 what do you mean what do you mean gay what do you mean because because for those of you that 0.61

01:07:19.220 the vip experience obviously dad wears those glasses all the time but he was wearing them

01:07:22.720 right now he has his own pair uh and his own hawaiian shirt that he was rolling around the

01:07:27.120 vip experience with so i just want to express this idea that like that was really football is back

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01:08:29.540 sportsbook for live betting based on available live market data anxiety inducing for me oh yeah

01:08:34.760 it actually i'm gonna be straight up it fucked me up for a second to find out that he was on 0.72

01:08:40.920 live stream you know as a dad i'm terrified of exposing him to the internet in that degree i 0.95

01:08:46.920 don't know what he's done or what he said and he's always so well behaved and he doesn't do but like

01:08:51.860 no he it wasn't he didn't i it's from what i've i've seen it was never anything that was like

01:08:56.660 uh not behaving yeah he's jack not to be jack to everybody it's crazy not to be mean like you

01:09:02.100 don't seem like responsible enough to keep him from that dude i wouldn't like i think that's

01:09:05.660 probably fair and uh um so he he has zero fear of anybody like he has zero fear i thought he was

01:09:15.120 going to be overwhelmed by this experience and he was going to want to cling on to to mom and dad

01:09:19.180 and we just lost him like in the crowd he was just gone dude that is the last thing he was

01:09:24.340 he was like walking into all situations just like yeah no problem yeah i had brian from demon erasers

01:09:29.640 and Seth Kicklighter as his babysitter.

01:09:31.720 And Ben from

01:09:33.680 Ben is the Menace, honestly. Those three guys...

01:09:35.820 That's honestly the worst.

01:09:38.280 It is the best, not the worst.

01:09:39.960 I have such a deep appreciation

01:09:41.600 for those three dudes. It's one thing to know

01:09:43.700 a guy and do content with them and all this other shit. 0.97

01:09:45.540 It's another one to see them 0.97

01:09:46.800 just hanging with your kid

01:09:49.140 and they're loving that

01:09:51.560 he's there and he's having a good time

01:09:53.220 and they're having fun with them. They're playing with the gut.

01:09:55.260 I'm like, those dudes are real ass dudes. 0.99

01:09:57.760 Ben from Ben is the Menace, 0.99

01:09:59.020 uh uh seth kick lighter and brian the demon erasers and all the other guys that were there

01:10:04.200 but those three dudes in particular like were were just you know almost paid schizophrenic

01:10:10.020 babysitters they were so good to my kid it was so crazy so um i just worry about the long-term

01:10:16.120 damage that was done 100 he's totally like he's already raised by david so i'm kind of like okay

01:10:22.360 yeah you guys are like you're gonna be talking about conspiracies like this is what you're gonna

01:10:26.680 to do eventually and then i'm just like oh no we've just in influence we've we've introduced

01:10:32.000 three specific people very strong personalities super strong personalities dude and i'm just like

01:10:38.300 what happened it's an it's an interesting experiment glad it's not happening with my kids

01:10:41.900 but i'm gonna pay attention seth kicklater is literally fighting my kid on the on the morning

01:10:47.580 of the uh goodbye coffee yeah i saw that right from 9 11 he's just fighting him on the sectional

01:10:52.980 he's throwing him in all kinds of crap and jack's popping up and tackling him i'm like this is 0.64

01:10:56.600 incredible brian of demon erasers bought my kid a fucking lightsaber yeah and taught him how to 0.87

01:11:02.340 use one in front of old people he's a good dude you know i don't know if you guys you probably 0.92

01:11:07.380 probably didn't see this but there was an exchange where somebody in the on the stage told you know

01:11:12.020 like yelled at a guy for like slurring or something i was like i haven't understood you all day and the 1.00

01:11:15.700 guy get up was like f you he wouldn't say fuck you suck my dick yeah that's what he was saying 0.99

01:11:20.720 so he ran out and then uh no i'm not knocking the guy that did it from the stage he doesn't know 1.00

01:11:25.260 No, he didn't know anything.

01:11:26.160 It kind of sucked for both of them.

01:11:27.400 I think the dude had, like, cerebral palsy.

01:11:28.660 Yeah, yeah.

01:11:29.000 It was hilarious.

01:11:30.280 So we kind of walked out.

01:11:31.480 Here's the deal with that.

01:11:32.720 Let me tell you the deal with that.

01:11:34.480 Before that roundtable, the comedy roundtable, me, the hips guys, and Royce were outside in the front.

01:11:40.980 And I'm just chatting it up with them.

01:11:42.520 And we're, like, getting a feel. 1.00

01:11:44.460 Shut the fuck up. 0.99

01:11:46.340 We're getting a feel for what we're going to do and how we're going to talk. 1.00

01:11:49.300 So it's never explicitly stated we're going to talk about this, but we're, like, just bouncing.

01:11:52.880 And I'm like, oh, it's going to go good. 1.00

01:11:53.960 that guy walks up to us and he goes there's a lot of fucking retards in there and i go like that 1.00

01:12:00.760 but yeah awesome and i go hell yeah that's awesome so i'm thinking you bought a ticket 0.99

01:12:05.660 like you get it yeah you get it and i was like yeah that's right they're retarded he's like no 0.95

01:12:10.400 yeah he's like no they're like retarded and i'm just like all right and then somebody called me 0.96

01:12:15.100 pulled me away so we had like this brief interaction and i think that i think everyone 0.92

01:12:19.680 else thought that like he's in on the joke so when he when he piped up in the crowd or i think

01:12:25.660 royce had said something about him just to joke with him and then he took it real serious and it

01:12:30.320 was like not good and we didn't know and then i realized later he came with uh uh skiba news

01:12:35.280 nation yeah right he's one of their guys the problem was yeah he was like not into it and i

01:12:40.180 was like i felt so i apologized after the show i was like hey man i didn't know in the day and

01:12:44.360 there was a lady next to him that kept like heckling the whole time and she was clearly you 0.57

01:12:47.860 know, had a few drinks. She was right behind him. Yeah, yeah. So I think people assumed they were 0.98

01:12:51.200 together and that he had some drinks. And my problem is if you've had, you know, cerebral

01:12:55.480 palsy and this is what's going on, you know how you sound. And he was going way out of his way

01:13:01.420 to try to communicate. He tried to communicate with me and I was like, I'm sorry, brother. I

01:13:04.520 don't know what you're saying. I literally had to give up on him. I was like, I don't know. He said

01:13:07.920 it four times in a row and I was like, I'm sorry, dude. I don't understand, but I got stuff that I

01:13:11.360 got to do. So for you to be shouting from the seats when comedians are on stage and then all

01:13:16.700 of a sudden they think you're drunk so they're talking shit back to you like it was very funny 0.82

01:13:21.900 but it was also very unfortunate so it is i felt bad too because like the rest of the show wasn't 0.91

01:13:28.060 necessarily comedy like our our bit was comedy driven and there were some funny parts during

01:13:32.640 the round table but if you didn't know he didn't know the characters on stage yeah he didn't know

01:13:39.020 anything he didn't know anything about us so now we just switched the whole thing after eight hours

01:13:43.400 of you know whatever else was that conspiracy christianity now it's just now it's comedy yeah

01:13:48.220 now it's just comedy and that's what it always was going to be but i was like yeah dude like

01:13:51.760 when that happened i'm like you know so so just to end the jack thing um i did realize that what

01:13:58.260 ended up happening is everybody's telling my son that he's crushing and now dad's coming up and

01:14:02.780 saying like yo you can't do that and i went back but we had this discussion and it was like no dude

01:14:06.700 like you didn't do anything you were crushing nobody gave you that boundary so you went and

01:14:10.920 tested that thing you did a great job i was honestly super proud of my son super proud of

01:14:15.540 my son shout out to owley who by the way at the after hours hang of the first night brought a whip

01:14:21.220 so not only is my son training in the dark with a lightsaber that's been provided to him by brian

01:14:28.020 of demon erasers owley comes out with a legitimate whip and starts teaching my son how to use it and

01:14:34.660 then he succeeds in cracking this whip off several times if you ever really cracked a whip it sounds 0.54

01:14:38.560 like a gunshot we're in the middle of a boomer party there's a band on the stage boomers are

01:14:43.800 drinking and eating all around us and an 11 year old is cracking a whip in the center of town so

01:14:48.400 um he's pretty solid with that really really remarkable bizarre event but uh i honestly

01:14:54.260 couldn't be more proud of my son i had no idea that i was going to uh i don't know bring him

01:14:59.640 into such an insane thing but oh my god wait wait this is my son with the with the whip no no it's

01:15:05.080 not your son oh brian when he got it honestly very good with it very good yeah better than i

01:15:11.780 would at one who admit oh yeah this is the whip you didn't get him with the lightsaber that's a 0.95

01:15:16.340 that's a show too that's a show what have we done so crazy holy shit man this is some of the 0.98

01:15:25.960 My son with the lights they trained my son had to use a lightsaber and now 0.94

01:15:30.220 Yeah

01:15:33.100 David David what'd you do?

01:15:35.100 I don't know what I did to you

01:15:37.100 I am worried

01:15:38.100 Look at the pose he hits 1.00

01:15:40.100 He's whipping the shit around his neck 1.00

01:15:42.100 Jeez man 1.00

01:15:45.220 No, but the dude is a good dude

01:15:47.140 Because like when the guy went out

01:15:50.160 It was like you and like ran out of there 1.00

01:15:52.560 People felt bad because he was like slurring

01:15:54.600 And it wasn't from drinking.

01:15:55.700 It was just from, like, whatever.

01:15:56.960 I don't know what his condition is.

01:15:58.900 But we kind of went out there after him.

01:16:00.640 And Brian did, too, man.

01:16:01.780 You could just tell he's just a good man.

01:16:03.440 Yeah, he is.

01:16:03.780 He put his hand on him and just tried to talk with him and just try to, like, chill him out.

01:16:07.940 Yeah.

01:16:08.080 And just, he's just a good dude.

01:16:09.560 That guy's a good dude.

01:16:10.400 He's legitimately who he appears to be, like, on his show. 1.00

01:16:14.440 Like, Brian doesn't turn that shit off, dude. 0.99

01:16:15.980 There's no, yeah, there's no fake in that. 1.00

01:16:17.620 He's not faking any funk.

01:16:17.860 I don't think he can, dude.

01:16:19.100 I don't think he could do, like, a fake thing.

01:16:20.940 Yeah.

01:16:21.060 seems kind of just he is what he is yeah a hundred percent yeah that that guy's not faking the funk

01:16:25.880 at all and uh that was what was really unique was to see all these guys in the capacity of just a

01:16:30.480 hang instead of as performers yeah um you know shout out to to doc brown i was listening to some

01:16:35.900 of his live stream on you know like a recap of bro grove as well what i thought was really cool

01:16:41.180 was it seemed really meaningful for these guys you know everybody that we mentioned ben of end

01:16:46.400 of the world news ben of uh ben is the menace and doc brown and all these guys to be able to

01:16:50.860 actually get together to actually get together because so much of you know so much of our

01:16:55.000 experience is just where is ben from uh which one uh ben is the menace idaho idaho wow came from far 0.90

01:17:01.780 a guy i was like i'm not gonna fucking like this guy i like there's no way i'm gonna like this guy 0.93

01:17:06.940 the ponytail yep the serial killer vibes he came dressed up kind of like those guys as indian 0.98

01:17:12.040 by now you like those guys because i'm like when you see it on the screen i'm just kind of like

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01:18:17.480 It's a little strange.

01:18:18.220 Yeah.

01:18:18.460 And then when you see it in real life, it's another one of the dudes like Brian.

01:18:21.600 We're like, oh, he's incapable of turning this off.

01:18:24.720 Yeah.

01:18:25.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:18:25.820 And I love it.

01:18:26.760 Dude, we ended up over here, well, next door at the Asian spot.

01:18:31.380 Getting matriced.

01:18:32.400 No.

01:18:33.260 No. 0.99

01:18:33.880 Getting jerked off to the Chinese restaurant. 0.99

01:18:37.660 There we go. 1.00

01:18:37.740 Which one right here?

01:18:38.420 Or Koyami.

01:18:38.820 Koyami stores down.

01:18:40.580 No, they're not so good.

01:18:41.540 Dude, we went in, we talked, like, Flat Earth, Satan's Little Season.

01:18:45.260 Who were you with?

01:18:45.800 Who were you with?

01:18:46.200 With Ben.

01:18:46.900 Really?

01:18:47.300 Yeah, he was like, I'm getting Chinese food.

01:18:48.860 I was like, you mind if I come?

01:18:50.100 He's like, no, dude, come on over.

01:18:51.600 He's a good dude.

01:18:52.700 Yeah.

01:18:52.900 He doesn't like Flat Earth, though.

01:18:54.220 You got into that?

01:18:55.580 We were just kind of recapping everything happening.

01:18:58.080 Yeah.

01:18:58.640 Because everybody was talking about everything.

01:19:00.700 But it was like, dude, he didn't know me from anybody.

01:19:02.660 He was like, let's go get Chinese food.

01:19:04.080 He's a dude that needs to do IRL content, like, right in front of a dude.

01:19:08.940 Yes, he does.

01:19:09.400 Because the vibes that, the weird vibes that he gives off can't be, you don't understand them through the screen.

01:19:14.920 I understood him a little bit.

01:19:16.320 I picked up on who the dude was.

01:19:17.980 I did, but you don't understand.

01:19:19.960 Not until you're in front of him.

01:19:20.900 Not until it's, you don't understand it's real.

01:19:22.780 Very tall.

01:19:23.680 Yeah, yeah, tall.

01:19:24.620 He's quick, too.

01:19:25.660 He's pretty witty, man.

01:19:26.660 Quick, good with the whip.

01:19:27.960 He is very quick.

01:19:28.780 I didn't see him with the whip, but, like, he's just, like, the conversation just, like, flowed the whole time.

01:19:33.140 It was fun.

01:19:33.740 Yeah, yeah, I enjoyed Dennis, Ben.

01:19:36.580 Yeah, so what I, what I kind of, your show.

01:19:39.220 That guy doesn't even show up.

01:19:40.400 Yeah, I know.

01:19:40.880 I don't even, does the other guy exist?

01:19:42.440 Well, he said he could do something sneaky.

01:19:44.320 Ben is the menace could still be, so it still could be Ben is the menace. 0.96

01:19:47.980 I think you should call it, like, Ben's banya. 0.87

01:19:50.920 And you talk about dispensationalist banya. 0.99

01:19:54.000 It's like some shit that he does in China. 0.99

01:19:55.460 He goes to, like, what? 0.99

01:19:57.620 Yeah, dude, he told me the story.

01:19:58.680 He just went to China.

01:19:59.200 He told me a story, and I was like, yeah, no, this is 100% a story that is coming from you. 0.96

01:20:04.760 He's just in a banya.

01:20:06.820 Okay, what is a banya? 0.96

01:20:08.160 it's a banya like a bathroom in space like a bathhouse oh okay it's a russian that's funny

01:20:12.640 like uh like a banya yeah yeah he said i was in the banya in china with a guy from kazakhstan

01:20:18.660 and i go yeah of course you're banyo yeah yeah i was like why were you in china and then it's

01:20:23.080 like for some crazy thing that he's doing i'm like no no no no this makes a lot of sense that's

01:20:27.500 kind of amazing that he's in china at all it revealed so much of him to me i really enjoy

01:20:32.580 him and you're right about that he does need to be doing more live stuff so so that was kind of my

01:20:37.020 I think I hit everything that I wanted to

01:20:39.660 I wanted this to be community driven

01:20:41.160 And I wanted this to be much more

01:20:42.720 Something that like pleased the Lord

01:20:44.500 Even though it's all insane

01:20:45.840 If I'm not pointing back to God

01:20:47.880 Do you think this pleased the Lord?

01:20:49.540 Oh that's a great question

01:20:50.540 I think a lot of parts of it pleased the Lord

01:20:52.400 I'm not sure that every part of it

01:20:55.880 Not every part

01:20:56.660 But you know I think that's the same thing

01:20:58.700 With like any given one of us

01:21:00.300 Like God is pleased with things we do

01:21:02.680 And he's displeased with other things we do

01:21:04.240 I think he was definitely displeased with the last years

01:21:06.520 You think he laughed at some of it.

01:21:08.600 He might have laughed at some of it.

01:21:09.340 Probably some of it, yeah.

01:21:10.880 Yeah, like when he had to book a venue on Charlie Kirk Memorial Boulevard.

01:21:14.660 That's pretty funny.

01:21:15.220 He probably had a laugh about that.

01:21:16.360 He was probably like, got him.

01:21:17.960 I think it was so interesting that, like, you know, you could go into, like, super raunchy comedy bits,

01:21:22.680 talk about the possibility of Charlie Kirk being eaten by a security guard.

01:21:27.240 When you say it like that.

01:21:28.700 Well, all this stuff, and then, like, it would so effortlessly flow back to these, like, Jesus moments.

01:21:35.540 or these, like, well, like, okay, when you had, like, flat Earth, non-flat Earth guys all on stage at one time,

01:21:43.240 it's like, that really had the capability to be an issue.

01:21:46.460 Like, it could have been, you know, or, like, the Satan's Little Season versus non.

01:21:50.240 Like, that could have been an issue.

01:21:51.740 And everybody just kept bringing it back to, like, hey, I think Bennett said this.

01:21:55.380 Like, you know, look, we're all, like, God's people.

01:21:58.780 Like, we are on the same team.

01:22:00.500 We have to keep moving forward in that direction.

01:22:02.100 I heard that from several people that night.

01:22:03.800 Ed expressed that as well

01:22:05.600 We needed that to cohesively bring it back

01:22:08.660 to the center

01:22:09.460 It's going to veer, it's going to drift, it's going to get in the weeds

01:22:12.440 You've got too many characters in the room

01:22:14.420 capable of that, but it's always going to

01:22:16.460 culminate on that fact

01:22:17.380 Some other crazy thing that happened

01:22:20.020 I think I remember this

01:22:21.540 Ben was wearing double linen, did you notice that?

01:22:24.820 Hell yeah, he loves double linen

01:22:25.880 I don't know what a double linen is

01:22:27.200 We are not supposed to mix fabrics

01:22:28.960 I know the linen is very healing though

01:22:30.900 Dude, like a thin brown linen shirt, and then linen.

01:22:34.740 You watch dudes clothes.

01:22:35.840 He was doing a little Albarino thing.

01:22:38.000 He did it on purpose, and then he even had the Dockers,

01:22:40.400 and he was standing in the way so you'd notice.

01:22:42.960 Yeah, he is.

01:22:43.400 He had it tucked into the other one, and then a drawstring.

01:22:45.900 I don't like this. 0.98

01:22:46.600 And I'm like, is this guy on a fucking boat right now or something? 0.98

01:22:48.940 Yeah, he is. 0.98

01:22:49.460 You're in a coffee shop.

01:22:50.820 And then at that moment, I was like, I like this guy.

01:22:53.000 Yeah, if you're cozy in that, and you just rock it.

01:22:55.400 He definitely had from another country style, though.

01:22:58.120 You can tell that was the vibe.

01:22:59.280 By the way, I want to shout this out real quick.

01:23:01.360 Like American, just a straight American, not really vibe.

01:23:04.060 They're not going to dress like that.

01:23:04.420 I want to thank Austin, the Underclass podcast in the chat. 1.00

01:23:07.300 He says, I tried to self-censor around the little homie. 1.00

01:23:09.720 He was naturally fulfilling your role, redirecting me like I was on NDS. 1.00

01:23:15.340 You're a great dad, brother.

01:23:16.380 I really appreciate that. 0.89

01:23:17.620 Crazy.

01:23:17.880 And it's insane to know that my son was, like, steering anything.

01:23:21.800 It's really remarkable.

01:23:23.620 I think my son's going to be an engineer.

01:23:25.460 I don't think he'll be a podcaster.

01:23:26.720 There's no way my son's not going to be in in the focal point of something like he just he just has to be.

01:23:33.860 He has to be. It's everything he does is sort of not theatrical, but yes, it's like driven.

01:23:41.140 You know what I mean? Like, it's just where he's going to end up.

01:23:43.320 And, you know, I got to instill this love of the Lord in him, because if you're going to get in front of people, that's got to be your cornerstone.

01:23:49.100 I mean, in life, it has to be. If you make him gay, he'll be a successful actor.

01:23:52.340 Oh, 100 percent straight. Maybe podcasting, maybe podcasting. Yeah. 1.00

01:23:56.020 so uh you were saying something go ahead no well one of the things that was uh even in like the

01:24:04.360 darkest craziest thing that was being spoken about was the cannibalism right and then i'm pretty sure

01:24:08.640 i remember heather lynn uh bringing up the cannibalism and owen saying something to the

01:24:14.620 extent of like this is why it was significant that jesus said yeah do the bread and the wine

01:24:19.740 they got mad about that don't actually be a cannibal like like if that was prevalent in that

01:24:25.600 time and this is prevalent in these cultures yeah but who got mad about it i don't know but i'm just

01:24:29.920 saying that he was making the point that like look how profound it i don't know if it was like

01:24:34.100 i don't know if it was clicking right at that moment or if it was a thing he'd already thought

01:24:38.760 about i don't know but she's talking about like cannibalism and how much it is and he's like yeah

01:24:43.140 that's profound that jesus said like don't do cannibalism you can have the bread and the wine

01:24:46.920 and that still is the way for you to partake

01:24:49.040 of my energy. Like the way they're talking about like

01:24:50.900 you're eating the people for the energy, that

01:24:52.940 is profound in light of like

01:24:54.360 Jesus said eat the bread and the wine.

01:24:56.500 Like when they were doing it in Haiti, like I remember

01:24:58.160 do you see the dictator barbecue?

01:25:00.300 I had a t-shirt that said his name was

01:25:02.660 barbecue and he was like a

01:25:03.720 I didn't know you guys back then

01:25:06.980 did you guys think he was a good guy or a bad guy?

01:25:09.160 Who was that? Barbecue? Barbecue, yeah.

01:25:10.700 Oh no, he was horrific.

01:25:13.020 He was eating people. Oh no, I thought he was like

01:25:14.620 the main guy that was fighting against

01:25:16.540 America being there and that

01:25:18.100 Haiti had been under this oppression

01:25:20.480 from American stuff. He was eating Haitian citizens. 1.00

01:25:23.360 Well, I don't know if all that was 1.00

01:25:24.600 true. I thought I remembered that

01:25:25.680 they were saying they were trafficking the kids

01:25:28.520 and stuff and he was like, I'm fighting against this.

01:25:30.720 His name was Barbecue.

01:25:32.120 I know, but who gave him that name?

01:25:34.500 The people that he was eating.

01:25:36.220 You guys never saw the flip side of that where he was

01:25:38.320 the good guy? I'm not saying

01:25:40.480 I'm right. I'm just asking if you ever saw that. You're doing like a Muammar Gaddafi

01:25:42.500 kind of thing. Listen, maybe, but

01:25:43.760 But I fail to see where – when you're cannibalizing other people.

01:25:48.680 But the question that I'm asking, Matt, is if you barbecue somebody, you really char grill them in the street and then eat their foot bone.

01:25:57.260 Right.

01:25:57.620 Are you getting all the essence, the herbal essence, the nutrients of their life?

01:26:01.580 Like doesn't this – you think he's burnt out some of the actual like why you're doing it? 0.99

01:26:06.620 It just seems like stupid at that point. 0.87

01:26:07.820 Well, I mean I do not want to engage in this conversation. 0.99

01:26:09.140 I mean good barbecue is –

01:26:10.300 But if you eat oysters and you get them steamed, they lose a little bit of the –

01:26:13.120 That's what I'm saying.

01:26:13.900 Even vegetables.

01:26:14.800 Anything you cook is going to lose some weight.

01:26:16.160 Well, some vegetables, it's like increase the bioavailability of the nutrients, right?

01:26:20.080 It's like eating a steak well done.

01:26:22.220 You're eating a hockey puck or like a hamburger well done.

01:26:24.840 Which, by the way, I'm going to have an admission here.

01:26:26.940 I would eat a well done steak.

01:26:28.620 Would you eat a well done person?

01:26:30.400 No, probably not.

01:26:31.040 If you're doing it for the benefits.

01:26:32.020 Do you eat well done?

01:26:32.940 How do you get your steak?

01:26:33.780 I get a medium rare, but I'm saying if you had like a well done.

01:26:36.920 Like let's say you were grilling and you go, yo, this steak accidentally was left on there.

01:26:42.640 Does anybody want it? 0.99

01:26:43.560 I go, yeah, fuck, I'll eat that. 1.00

01:26:44.840 A little ketchup. 1.00

01:26:45.840 No, you ordered yours. 1.00

01:26:46.780 Honestly, you fucking eat it with that ketchup. 1.00

01:26:48.020 Well done. 1.00

01:26:48.620 I ordered mine medium.

01:26:49.920 My steaks.

01:26:50.480 Yeah.

01:26:51.280 No.

01:26:51.860 I've been with you.

01:26:52.420 You ordered it well done.

01:26:53.360 We're going to Texas Roadhouse after this.

01:26:55.060 Are we?

01:26:55.660 I would love to go to Texas Roadhouse.

01:26:56.420 No, no, I'm slow cooking. 1.00

01:26:57.280 Don't fucking say that. 0.99

01:26:58.280 Zach's going to be here tomorrow. 0.99

01:26:59.480 Maybe tomorrow.

01:27:00.000 Do you want to go to Texas Roadhouse?

01:27:00.680 I mean, I'll go to Texas Roadhouse.

01:27:01.180 You're a little Texas Chodehouse.

01:27:03.020 I'm sorry.

01:27:03.680 It just rhymed.

01:27:04.440 I'm just saying the well done-ness that they were doing. 0.99

01:27:08.560 They were doing everything wrong, everything else wrong in Haiti. 1.00

01:27:10.780 They're eating dirt cookies, for Christ's sake. 0.90

01:27:12.580 So it's like now they're – like if you're going to eat the people, you're not even absorbing like the spiritual energy because you've burnt it out.

01:27:18.760 You've done like a sacrifice already, and then now you're just eating ashes.

01:27:23.060 So I actually have a cannibalism story, if you would like.

01:27:26.420 Oh, please.

01:27:27.600 Is this personal testimony?

01:27:29.260 Not my personal testimony.

01:27:31.760 So this is back in Haunted House days, which leads me to believe there might be some truth to this.

01:27:36.880 but I had this dude that worked at the haunt.

01:27:40.380 He asked me to cut his hair.

01:27:41.840 So I'm cutting this dude's hair.

01:27:42.840 In Indiana, yes.

01:27:44.860 And so I'm cutting this dude's hair.

01:27:47.320 We get talking about everything.

01:27:48.660 He's all over the place.

01:27:49.660 He's an odd dude.

01:27:50.760 But at some point it comes up.

01:27:52.140 He's like, yeah, man, did you know that they eat people in, like,

01:27:55.180 southern Texas, like, right around the border?

01:27:57.240 No.

01:27:57.460 And I was like, in the States, like, near the border.

01:28:02.340 And I'm like, no, I've never really heard that, man.

01:28:04.800 He's like, yeah, I was down there,

01:28:05.960 and I ate some.

01:28:07.980 What?

01:28:08.600 And I'm like, oh, okay.

01:28:11.360 And he's like, no, no, seriously, dude.

01:28:12.860 Yeah, like this dude just keeps going on.

01:28:15.200 So I might have met a cannibal once.

01:28:17.100 I mean, you technically did.

01:28:18.180 No, you did, dude.

01:28:18.980 Maybe.

01:28:19.600 He's also kind of crazy, though, so I don't know if it's real.

01:28:22.640 But can I, okay, can I add a spin, though, to this whole concept?

01:28:24.980 Didn't you just cut some guy's hair that was on Blurry Creatures, right?

01:28:27.920 I did.

01:28:28.660 Yeah, a lot of people come to the chair.

01:28:29.860 He was a cannibal, too?

01:28:30.920 No, he's not a cannibal.

01:28:32.060 No, he's great.

01:28:32.860 He's great. 1.00

01:28:33.400 They're cannibals. 1.00

01:28:34.320 Yeah. 1.00

01:28:34.780 They are.

01:28:35.400 What?

01:28:35.640 Let's just start that.

01:28:36.620 That guy, the little red-headed dude, if I said he's a cannibal. 0.63

01:28:39.640 Yeah, I would like to propagate that rumor. 1.00

01:28:41.780 Gross. 0.83

01:28:42.280 That he's, yeah, go ahead, blow your boogers out. 0.98

01:28:44.720 What's his name?

01:28:46.420 Joe, whatever.

01:28:48.120 I don't know what his name is. 0.97

01:28:48.560 The little one that looks like a troll.

01:28:50.060 Yeah.

01:28:50.620 He's the one who's probably told him.

01:28:52.220 Are you guys trashing the fuzzy creatures?

01:28:53.440 Hold on. 1.00

01:28:54.020 The Jews stole his neck. 1.00

01:28:55.820 Dude, come on. 1.00

01:28:56.800 Oh, we got a letter.

01:28:57.720 What is that?

01:28:58.220 We just got a letter.

01:28:59.660 No, that's not a letter.

01:29:00.660 That's a food thing.

01:29:02.380 You guys want food?

01:29:03.440 Do you want any?

01:29:03.660 No, no, no, no, no.

01:29:04.280 I'm good.

01:29:04.540 I'm going to Texas Roadhouse after this.

01:29:05.740 No, not me.

01:29:06.760 Did you want anything with him? 0.99

01:29:07.680 What the fuck do you mean not me? 1.00

01:29:08.580 That's crazy. 1.00

01:29:09.680 Okay, hold on.

01:29:11.020 If I told you that this guy, we'll pull this guy's picture up.

01:29:15.640 Okay.

01:29:16.360 Give me a second.

01:29:17.200 Matt, your entire back is to the camera, by the way.

01:29:19.200 Okay, don't worry about it.

01:29:19.920 You're good.

01:29:20.320 I asked him if I wanted me to sit today.

01:29:22.280 Boom.

01:29:22.500 Yeah, just not with your back doing it.

01:29:24.160 You're going to tell me that the guy on the left does.

01:29:25.680 If I said this guy's a cannibal.

01:29:27.080 It's crazy because they're the same.

01:29:28.340 I feel like you can pull up a picture of anybody and be like, come on, tell me that guy's not a cannibal.

01:29:31.700 They are the same height, but he has no neck.

01:29:35.360 Like, their shoulders are practically the same height.

01:29:37.520 He just has no neck.

01:29:38.520 I think we can get away with it.

01:29:41.100 Torta means turtle in Spanish? 0.93

01:29:42.920 Torta means delicious treat or fat girl in Spanish. 0.75

01:29:46.200 Oh, that's right.

01:29:46.760 However you want to take it.

01:29:47.660 Let's just run with that, guys.

01:29:48.860 This guy here is...

01:29:49.660 The guy on the left, yeah.

01:29:51.140 Even one person. 1.00

01:29:52.560 Hey, Dangerous Retards, if you're listening out there, 1.00

01:29:54.400 I don't know what it looks like. 1.00

01:29:55.560 We'll follow your lead.

01:29:56.620 Let that rumor take legs and go on.

01:29:59.620 What's the rumor?

01:30:00.320 He eats people.

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01:31:02.680 But he has eaten.

01:31:04.780 He ate a person one time on a blurry creature excursion.

01:31:11.560 This reminds me of when my generation, if you had a tattoo on your neck,

01:31:16.100 you were just saying, like, F you to society.

01:31:18.000 He doesn't have a neck to get tattooed.

01:31:19.680 I'm never going to get a real job.

01:31:21.520 I feel like you guys are doing that with, like, fuzzy creatures right now.

01:31:24.060 You're like, yeah, after this, we're never going to be buddies with them ever again.

01:31:27.420 I mean, yeah.

01:31:27.680 I mean, we were buddies. 1.00

01:31:28.620 Too retarded to stop. 1.00

01:31:29.620 But no, it's not even about... 0.85

01:31:31.040 Listen, I do this to my friends right now.

01:31:33.200 I do it to Zach.

01:31:34.340 We just did it to...

01:31:35.060 If we had a good one. 1.00

01:31:35.720 I mean, we called Zach retarded at the top of the show. 1.00

01:31:37.880 Oh, yeah, we said he was Spurgeon reincarnated. 1.00

01:31:39.900 We should tell the fittest flat earther that.

01:31:41.360 We'll be all right.

01:31:42.020 Somebody tell the fittest flat earther that Zach of the Berean Files is actually Charles Spurgeon.

01:31:47.560 Dude, I kind of want one of these.

01:31:48.900 Yeah, that'd be fun.

01:31:50.320 They've already been coming after me, though.

01:31:51.880 Have they really?

01:31:52.540 It was the Satan's Little Season episode, and they've been trickling in the chat.

01:31:56.160 They're like, you're controlled opposition because you're not talking about the things that he's saying.

01:32:00.300 Why are you here?

01:32:01.520 It's not Little Season.

01:32:02.060 Nice.

01:32:02.560 Well, I don't know.

01:32:03.400 I don't know why they're there. 1.00

01:32:04.660 We had that happen, and then we said, how about you go fuck yourself and die? 1.00

01:32:08.420 Oh, they just did that. 1.00

01:32:09.260 And then they went away.

01:32:09.700 They did that again to me to flock cameras, of all things.

01:32:13.280 I know.

01:32:13.740 You guys don't care about the flock cameras.

01:32:15.180 Top Lobster has never mentioned a flock camera.

01:32:17.300 And I was like, actually, it's a funny story.

01:32:19.020 I've gotten my license suspended by a flock camera.

01:32:21.100 And you know what I've decided afterward? 0.99

01:32:22.860 I don't give a shit. 0.99

01:32:24.020 I was good on this. 0.99

01:32:25.020 There's literally nothing I can do about it. 1.00

01:32:26.500 You assholes keep voting for the same thing. 1.00

01:32:28.420 And it's like, well, I don't know, whatever, dog. 1.00

01:32:30.120 I was going to bring it up on the...

01:32:32.080 Don't try fast.

01:32:33.020 Anything to do with it, we're going to be watched by video cameras the rest of our life.

01:32:36.640 Yeah, yeah.

01:32:37.040 I am on a video camera.

01:32:39.640 Have you seen the whole thing about...

01:32:40.960 They're saying it with 6G, but I'm telling you they've been talking about this for a decade.

01:32:44.520 How they can use your Wi-Fi signal as like sonar, like a bat sees, where they can use it as cameras.

01:32:50.780 Well, I'm seeing people say that that's going to roll out with 6G now. 0.98

01:32:53.640 But it's like, dude, I'm pretty sure they've had that capability for like five, ten years.

01:32:57.280 You want to know my favorite conspiracy?

01:32:59.580 Literally my favorite conspiracy.

01:33:01.180 Whenever somebody asks me. 1.00

01:33:02.240 The Jews.

01:33:03.180 Well, no. 1.00

01:33:03.780 And it's propagated by them for sure.

01:33:06.100 Isn't everything?

01:33:06.960 It's the HGTV conspiracy theory. 0.94

01:33:10.720 Holly? 0.99

01:33:11.460 Shout out to. 1.00

01:33:12.180 No, no.

01:33:12.620 Shout out to Al Marinelli, who is our video guy.

01:33:15.320 Al Marinelli.

01:33:15.980 He crushes.

01:33:16.940 I think he does House Hunters, not HGTV, but whatever.

01:33:19.280 All right.

01:33:19.400 This is the conspiracy.

01:33:21.300 HGTV gets broadcast cable.

01:33:23.320 They popularize the open floor concept.

01:33:26.320 Then they also popularize the stainless steel in the...

01:33:29.220 Turn to me.

01:33:30.200 Jeez, Matt.

01:33:31.120 I'm eating and I'm trying to not be near my mic until I get everything out of my teeth.

01:33:35.040 They popularize the stainless steel appliances. 1.00

01:33:38.120 Somebody wants to collaborate with Niggas or Butterflies. 1.00

01:33:40.740 I mean, yeah, I guess we would, but they don't like us. 1.00

01:33:43.500 They would never mess with us at all. 0.99

01:33:44.980 I've said a lot of shit about the Orthodox Church. 0.99

01:33:47.060 You see that poster? 1.00

01:33:47.620 Let me tell you. 0.54

01:33:48.240 Are they Orthodox? 1.00

01:33:49.120 Niggas or butterflies? 1.00

01:33:49.880 One of them. 1.00

01:33:50.520 No.

01:33:50.820 I showed up to their shop.

01:33:52.860 I thought they were country.

01:33:53.840 Why?

01:33:53.980 And reached out to their...

01:33:55.800 Did they go, ew?

01:33:56.840 They literally like...

01:33:57.740 When?

01:33:58.140 There's no stronger...

01:33:59.580 Wait, when?

01:34:00.380 Can you just let me finish a sentence?

01:34:01.780 There's no stronger attempt at making contact than showing up.

01:34:05.660 Oh, I shook his hand.

01:34:07.360 Yeah, yeah.

01:34:07.760 And there's literally nothing to do here.

01:34:09.440 They want nothing to do with us, which is totally fine.

01:34:11.340 When did you go there?

01:34:13.120 Have you heard this?

01:34:14.240 Yeah, I went on a date with my wife.

01:34:16.880 What did you say?

01:34:17.480 You probably heard about us.

01:34:18.620 No, I said there could be something cool.

01:34:20.660 Yeah, he did.

01:34:21.020 He probably flexed on them a little bit.

01:34:22.300 No, no, no.

01:34:22.920 What are they going to flex?

01:34:23.560 They have a whole production shop.

01:34:25.040 What am I going to flex on them?

01:34:25.800 I know, but you're the raven.

01:34:27.000 Okay, please stop that.

01:34:28.340 So we went to Mount Dora to go have breakfast. 0.68

01:34:33.140 I don't fucking know, dude, a couple months ago. 0.79

01:34:35.180 Did you know about this? 0.94

01:34:36.420 Yeah, I literally told him, but I don't know what he said.

01:34:38.500 And I stopped in, and I just said, hey, I wanted to check out what kind of production you guys got going on for merch.

01:34:43.780 I thought maybe we could do a collab.

01:34:44.820 Because we have a podcast coffee shop studio.

01:34:46.920 With merchandise for Bohemian Grove.

01:34:48.920 And the other thing was since Sam Tripoli, when we had him for Bohemian Grove, went and did their show, and we want to get people higher IRL, I thought maybe we could set up a relationship where, like, they could go do your show and our show just to make it worth it for the, you know, the guest of the show, whoever's coming in.

01:35:05.220 The guy walked up to me, and I did the same thing.

01:35:07.640 I was like, we're going to have Owen Benjamin and Heather Lynn or whatever.

01:35:10.160 It was like, if you have openings, whatever, people are coming in.

01:35:12.200 We'll coordinate to fly.

01:35:13.460 And he looked at me.

01:35:14.800 I think his name was.

01:35:16.220 uh jake grant beef hat yeah jake jake no jake from ninjas or butterflies was here this weekend

01:35:23.120 dude i literally got a picture of that same guy when i went to his shop he went like he looked

01:35:26.600 right at me as i'm telling him this and he goes spit on your feet no he writes on left-handed uh 0.99

01:35:31.840 and then he hands it to me and i read it i said this just says fuck you man yeah and then i looked 0.99

01:35:36.100 up and he was gone and that was that and i was like he's actually does uh really great 0.99

01:35:39.960 so you'll call me

01:35:41.540 it's just a cloud of smoke

01:35:44.120 so you know that's how that goes 1.00

01:35:47.860 yeah niggas are butterflies loves blurry creatures 1.00

01:35:50.020 and daddy I get it 1.00

01:35:51.000 eat shit 1.00

01:35:52.740 I didn't even see you right there 1.00

01:35:54.380 I've just never seen you trying to be like

01:35:56.540 bunnies are cool with somebody

01:35:57.960 and you tried to do it and he was like 1.00

01:35:59.680 get out of here you're a loser 0.98

01:36:01.160 David Cameron by the way says Cashman just left Timcast 1.00

01:36:03.980 get him on now

01:36:04.680 Cashman is going to be here in person in studio on the 19th

01:36:08.340 What?

01:36:08.780 I'm really looking forward to it.

01:36:09.660 I'm lying about, I'm not going to spread rumors about the ninjas guys.

01:36:12.220 They were very nice.

01:36:13.480 But whatever, yeah, there's nothing, I don't think there's anything new.

01:36:14.780 But they were just like, yeah, dude, we would never affiliate, like, getting a guy showing

01:36:18.140 you man with us, like, we're not going to do that.

01:36:19.860 They're like, we're actually busy for the next forever.

01:36:22.220 Well, we did, we recommended some people to us, didn't they explicitly say not interested?

01:36:26.860 I think the blurry creatures were reaching out to us to have us on, but we were busy.

01:36:30.560 No, no, no, no.

01:36:31.120 You know what I love is how you guys are like, Matt, stop acting like a fan to people, but 0.99

01:36:34.300 you guys totally have both done it to ninjas or motherfuckers, and you can't even fake 0.99

01:36:38.000 it. 0.99

01:36:38.120 You know that's what I need.

01:36:39.500 I'm going to be honest. 1.00

01:36:40.660 The craziest shit? 1.00

01:36:41.920 Never even watched it. 1.00

01:36:42.540 I've never listened to a single fucking episode. 0.99

01:36:44.240 I know, but you're like fanboying on them. 0.99

01:36:45.980 You're like, Matt, don't glaze people that come on the show.

01:36:48.340 Fanboying.

01:36:48.540 Act like you've been here before.

01:36:49.760 I've never.

01:36:50.820 You've fanboyed.

01:36:51.760 You went in there with your wife and then walked in and was like, hey, guys, maybe there's

01:36:56.080 some partnerships to be had here.

01:36:58.620 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:36:59.480 Partnerships, I do mean.

01:37:00.020 Hold on.

01:37:00.400 If we're talking about fans. 0.99

01:37:00.800 I didn't invite them to my house to see my fucking food for us. 0.99

01:37:04.740 We're talking about fanboying. 0.99

01:37:05.780 I've never seen anybody.

01:37:06.920 My whole family loves this guy, dude. 0.99

01:37:07.580 If Owen Benjamin allowed you to hug him perpetually for 48 hours, you would have fucking done it. 0.96

01:37:13.340 There's no way that's not a fanboy, all right? 0.98

01:37:16.180 Yeah, I don't care, dude.

01:37:17.260 You know how cool it was to read somebody's book and then interview him about the book that you just spent three weeks reading?

01:37:22.140 No, that was cool.

01:37:23.040 That was cool.

01:37:24.260 Yeah, that was cool.

01:37:25.380 That was fine.

01:37:26.620 No, the shampoo ginger, he was like, he got something.

01:37:29.260 He's like, yo, dude, video that again.

01:37:31.680 Video this again.

01:37:32.660 I was like, all right, let's do it.

01:37:34.060 Honestly, that guy, Owen has this ability to, like, he'll just be like,

01:37:37.460 Start recording this, and then he'll just do a bit.

01:37:39.760 Yeah.

01:37:40.140 And it's like, we don't have that.

01:37:41.620 Our own, you know, social media chick.

01:37:44.780 Dude, we did a ton of other stuff.

01:37:46.260 I just wasn't, like, I didn't even think to be videoing it.

01:37:48.780 At one point in the VIP, when you guys were on stage, Tiffany walks up to me, and she goes,

01:37:53.840 Dude, be funny.

01:37:55.100 Do something funny. 1.00

01:37:56.160 And I said, Tiffany, I'm going to punch you in your face. 1.00

01:37:58.400 You should have punched her in the face. 1.00

01:37:59.520 She shouldn't have warned her. 0.99

01:38:00.200 Tell me to be funny.

01:38:01.060 Be funny.

01:38:01.620 I have buttons to press, Tiffany.

01:38:03.120 Do a flip.

01:38:03.560 Just smile.

01:38:04.720 Smile. 1.00

01:38:05.740 Tiffany's great, but she can go fuck herself. 1.00

01:38:07.420 I was like, I'm going to be less funny now. 1.00

01:38:09.360 Don't tell me to be funny.

01:38:10.660 He's like, do something, like, for the comrade.

01:38:13.140 And I'm like, I can't.

01:38:14.000 I can't.

01:38:14.300 Now that you've asked, I can't do it.

01:38:15.760 I won't do it.

01:38:16.560 Yeah, that's weird when it's, like, you've got to do a thing. 0.98

01:38:18.800 I think Toad, a great man, Toad, once said, I'm not your fucking monkey. 0.98

01:38:22.120 Yeah. 0.99

01:38:22.620 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:38:23.600 Do you know that story?

01:38:24.760 That's a great story.

01:38:25.560 Go ahead.

01:38:25.840 Take a longliner.

01:38:26.860 We, this is, you want to know the reach that Top Lobster has?

01:38:30.100 Because you have no idea.

01:38:30.980 So you think that I'm just some guy that comes into the film.

01:38:32.180 Why are you always trying to, like, flex on me and say, Matt, I'm way bigger than you think I am?

01:38:35.520 Because you deserve it.

01:38:36.380 I get it.

01:38:36.860 Okay, okay.

01:38:37.560 We had an opportunity to have Toad debate RFK Jr.

01:38:42.740 What?

01:38:43.280 At the California Libertarian primary.

01:38:46.920 Actually.

01:38:47.200 We do.

01:38:47.820 We did.

01:38:48.480 Why?

01:38:49.080 Yeah, I don't know.

01:38:50.140 Because Toad was one of the people that was running for the nominee for the Libertarian Party.

01:38:55.800 Yeah.

01:38:56.040 I mean, he was on stage debating people in his bare feet.

01:38:58.600 We had a guy.

01:38:59.700 No.

01:39:00.140 We had a guy in the wings ready to fund his entire trip.

01:39:03.800 Not only was he going to fund his entire trip, he was going to fund, it was like a, I think

01:39:07.900 there was like a buy-in, like five grand to be on the panel.

01:39:10.720 Did Toad really care about the topics or no?

01:39:12.960 He just thought he could do it.

01:39:13.900 He did.

01:39:14.520 He was running for president.

01:39:16.200 And for this specific type of debate, you needed to pay.

01:39:19.700 We fundraised effectively to get him his flights, hotel, and whatever, and the buy-in to do

01:39:26.240 this.

01:39:26.740 And you know what he told us?

01:39:27.600 When he didn't go.

01:39:28.400 You know what he told us?

01:39:29.160 Well, we gave it back to the guy.

01:39:30.460 You know what he told us?

01:39:31.280 What? 1.00

01:39:31.720 I'm not your fucking monkey. 1.00

01:39:33.720 It's kind of based. 0.99

01:39:34.160 And you know what Cho did?

01:39:35.040 I respect that, dude.

01:39:35.680 I respect that.

01:39:36.500 You know what he did?

01:39:37.780 Nothing.

01:39:38.320 Nothing.

01:39:38.920 Nothing.

01:39:39.320 You can't make him do anything.

01:39:40.680 I like that.

01:39:41.280 You know what he did when he got on stage and he debated those guys?

01:39:43.520 He turned around to the libertarian, like the libertarians, the people that were there

01:39:47.380 to watch it.

01:39:47.900 In Georgia. 1.00

01:39:48.180 And he called them fucking losers. 1.00

01:39:49.900 And then he took his shoes off and his socks and did a three-hour debate. 1.00

01:39:53.800 He's like, yeah, you know what the L in LP stands for? 1.00

01:39:56.600 Losers. 0.99

01:39:57.620 Gotta respect that. 1.00

01:39:58.600 I respect it so much, dude.

01:40:00.560 I was like, that was my first introduction to IRL,

01:40:03.400 and I was like, whoa.

01:40:04.360 He wouldn't even come to this show.

01:40:05.840 He has a banner.

01:40:07.360 He had a banner in the show.

01:40:08.540 It was in the main shot, I think.

01:40:10.180 Yeah, I think it was.

01:40:11.060 He's like, I'm not your monkey.

01:40:12.820 I'm not your monkey.

01:40:13.640 I was like, word. 0.66

01:40:14.120 He also thinks everybody's going to kill him,

01:40:15.140 which is super strange, though.

01:40:16.600 He said that.

01:40:17.540 The one show I ever did with him,

01:40:19.000 he said he was afraid to come down here.

01:40:21.620 Yeah, which I don't understand why.

01:40:23.280 Shout out to Ben.

01:40:24.420 Ben's in the chat.

01:40:25.220 What's up, dude?

01:40:25.740 We were just talking about you guys.

01:40:27.480 Thank you for coming.

01:40:28.380 Had an amazing time.

01:40:29.800 Great event, boys.

01:40:30.840 Thank you for throwing such a great event.

01:40:32.260 Thank you for coming, man, and thank you for being a part of it.

01:40:34.380 It was really cool to get everybody together.

01:40:36.780 Also, you did a great job on stage.

01:40:38.620 You in particular, Ben, you've got a good voice for it.

01:40:41.020 We were just talking.

01:40:41.960 Your deliverance is pretty sweet.

01:40:43.820 You mean delivery?

01:40:44.880 Deliverance.

01:40:45.440 Your deliverance is what Laura Baker, whatever it is.

01:40:48.300 Wait a second. 1.00

01:40:50.080 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:40:50.520 It is that time in the show, guys. 1.00

01:40:52.600 If you want Nancy to read your Super Chats, fuck, it's on loop. 1.00

01:40:55.320 I've got to stop it. 1.00

01:40:56.020 Here it is.

01:40:56.420 Stop. 1.00

01:40:56.980 If you want Nancy to read your super chats, you've got to send them, you poor pieces of shit. 1.00

01:41:01.300 So let's get into it. 0.99

01:41:02.540 Nancy, I hope you're available.

01:41:03.600 You're not boiling water.

01:41:04.800 We're going to serve the first one up to you.

01:41:06.620 Here it comes.

01:41:11.500 Dead air.

01:41:12.120 We love the dead air.

01:41:13.360 Not nice, guy says.

01:41:15.060 Hey.

01:41:16.760 Forget about God.

01:41:18.160 It's time to branch out into a cult.

01:41:22.640 It's an on-tap market.

01:41:24.300 it i do actually like that echo do you have horrible echo or we'll see if we can fix that

01:41:29.800 this is uh this is actually directly in line with the mormon church by the way not nice guy in the

01:41:36.600 audience and i'm talking about um a show of hands who goes to church and then i said now which one

01:41:44.620 of your churches has um prepared you for spiritual warfare and all the hands went down the only two

01:41:50.620 hands that were up that said that their church has prepared

01:41:52.740 them for spiritual warfare was one person

01:41:54.780 who I couldn't see, and the other one was the

01:41:56.700 Mormon. Not nice guy. So the Mormon 1.00

01:41:58.580 church is arming people how to deal 1.00

01:42:00.660 with spiritual warfare, but the typical

01:42:02.780 501c3 system in America seems

01:42:04.680 to have been failing people. 1.00

01:42:06.720 But yeah, I agree. Maybe it's time to tap

01:42:08.600 into the occult, because nobody's doing that.

01:42:11.120 No one's doing that.

01:42:12.500 Shout out to Jules.

01:42:14.420 Oh, shout out to Jules. I hope he comes back

01:42:16.540 to the Lord one day and stops doing all that gay shit. 1.00

01:42:18.680 Alright! 1.00

01:42:20.620 We got another one.

01:42:24.620 Ploop says, be nice to Matt, guys.

01:42:28.660 Let him look at the chat.

01:42:30.100 No.

01:42:30.680 Oh, my God.

01:42:31.740 It's not Ploop. 0.97

01:42:32.460 It's Plooptoots. 0.97

01:42:33.680 Plooptoots, yeah.

01:42:34.720 Also, you were being very bad.

01:42:36.500 Matt was being egregious.

01:42:38.540 We got to have a talk after the show.

01:42:40.260 That was insane.

01:42:41.640 Some would say it was one glance.

01:42:43.180 Talking to the back of Skulls is just a tremendous, you know,

01:42:47.860 I have a lot of fun doing that,

01:42:49.320 and I'm grateful for the attention that you pay to me

01:42:51.520 when I tell stories, Matt.

01:42:52.580 Exactly.

01:42:53.620 Let's do it again.

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01:43:56.380 Barry Texan says.

01:43:58.160 Can you tell us how much she gives us, too, so that we know the money that we're making?

01:44:01.480 Yeah.

01:44:02.040 Oh, yeah.

01:44:02.680 And then add it all up for us at the end.

01:44:04.560 Don't act like you're not into numbers, Nancy.

01:44:06.860 Jing-chong-ping-pong. 0.99

01:44:07.900 Stop that. 1.00

01:44:08.480 See what I mean? 1.00

01:44:09.260 It's a Chinese thing. 0.98

01:44:10.660 How much was it, Nancy?

01:44:11.560 We don't know.

01:44:12.200 She's not going to tell us.

01:44:14.680 What?

01:44:15.500 Do we have to make it every time?

01:44:16.300 Skizofren says, thanks for such a great weekend.

01:44:19.740 No you.

01:44:20.280 Thanks for all the Alp.

01:44:21.520 Oh, yeah, Skizofren was here.

01:44:23.400 He gave me, like, three logs of Alp.

01:44:26.060 Oh, yeah, he did.

01:44:27.440 Skizofren met at the elevator at the Brownwood. 1.00

01:44:29.900 Skizofren is the shit, man. 1.00

01:44:31.040 He's cool, dude. 1.00

01:44:31.840 He's a really cool dude.

01:44:32.940 He was really, like, in, you know, like, a lot of people come and they kind of hang

01:44:37.640 out, like, in the background or whatever, like, Skizofren in the heart of it.

01:44:41.140 Yeah, yeah.

01:44:41.560 I mean, he's a little comfortable.

01:44:42.680 He's been here before.

01:44:43.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:44:44.000 He's in the fray, though.

01:44:46.300 Nancy's just, like, knocking on the door.

01:44:48.900 Dimitri Questions says nothing, nothing.

01:44:52.700 Flex, flex.

01:44:53.820 Muscle arm.

01:44:54.540 Oh, yeah, Dimitri Questions came with Owen Benjamin.

01:44:58.420 Oh, cool, cool.

01:44:58.960 Oh, really?

01:44:59.460 Him and Coddington.

01:45:00.600 Oh, that's cool.

01:45:01.400 Every time Owen's in Florida, I've seen Dimitri's.

01:45:04.340 This is the second bro grove he's been at.

01:45:06.400 By the way, shout out to.

01:45:07.060 What did he look like? 1.00

01:45:08.000 He looked just like that, that little picture, like a Russian.

01:45:10.940 He looked like a Russian guy. 1.00

01:45:11.980 You can tell that he doesn't belong here. 1.00

01:45:13.320 Dimitri. 1.00

01:45:13.920 Yeah, very Russian.

01:45:15.040 Oh, he yelled out on the all black on Saturday?

01:45:17.780 Yes.

01:45:18.220 There were two guys with all black buttons.

01:45:19.960 One of them was dressed like a pirate, though.

01:45:21.520 Does Owen make you dress like that?

01:45:24.580 I kind of like that idea.

01:45:25.940 Yeah.

01:45:26.320 Shout out to the couple that came, I believe, all the way from Canada.

01:45:29.680 And if you put this camera on me, gave me a Jeep duck, which is very insulting.

01:45:36.680 If it wasn't for the gratitude that I feel in my heart for people even showing up to anything that we do,

01:45:42.520 I would have punted this thing straight across the parking lot.

01:45:45.000 I've seen him punt a little duck.

01:45:47.320 Was that a good kick or not?

01:45:48.500 Did you guys kick around the idea of a neffy duck for the Jeep?

01:45:51.700 Dude.

01:45:52.400 Would you put that?

01:45:53.560 A little.

01:45:55.020 We can 3D print one.

01:45:56.720 A duck body with a neffy head, and it's just white.

01:45:59.420 But thank you for the duck.

01:46:00.500 I think it's going to remain in the studio.

01:46:01.800 I don't think it's going to go in my truck, though.

01:46:03.400 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:46:04.020 We're going to do that.

01:46:04.840 Very easy.

01:46:05.480 Will you put it in the truck?

01:46:06.820 If it's a neffy skull?

01:46:07.980 Yeah.

01:46:08.180 It's just going to set a precedent where I'm going to get more and more dropped on my truck, 0.90

01:46:11.800 and then i'm gonna have to fucking punt them across the parking lot i don't know if i told 0.94

01:46:15.480 the story but after i got in the car after kicking the duck across the parking lot i spotted a jeep 0.98

01:46:20.920 wrangler that was parked with a with a couple inside of it that was looking at the whole thing

01:46:25.480 and i think it was them that dropped it off oh they're like oh look how cool this is gonna be 0.92

01:46:31.240 we're gonna watch him get his first duck and i fucking kicked it i mean like like fantastically 1.00

01:46:36.840 He screamed, fuck you for giving this to me. 0.99

01:46:40.420 And then I watched him kick it, and I was like, that was weird behavior. 1.00

01:46:43.400 I'm just glad you don't have really strong feelings about, like, really just monotonous.

01:46:47.620 Everything. 0.99

01:46:48.580 I do have really strong feelings about nonsensical shit. 0.99

01:46:53.420 But thank you for the duck. 0.99

01:46:54.660 I don't know if Nephi is going to accommodate that.

01:46:56.720 We'll just put it back on the gator over here.

01:46:58.560 You got it.

01:46:58.960 Oh, you hear that sound?

01:46:59.860 That means there's more money.

01:47:01.040 Let's go.

01:47:01.980 It's going to be this one.

01:47:04.880 Milkis says.

01:47:05.600 says oh milk is shout out milk man shout out the milk man blap blap blap blap blap blap blap to you

01:47:13.160 milk is dog i think i don't i'll dox i don't want to dox him he's been to every brogrove i believe 0.97

01:47:18.800 the fucking best he has so much top lobster merch it's insane he owns more top lobster merch than i 0.95

01:47:23.520 do yeah i just i wish we like next time next time he comes back we have to actually like hang out 0.96

01:47:28.620 because it's always like yo what's up and he tries to like he's like i want to just like respect your

01:47:32.740 time he's got a cool vibe yeah like he's kind of like a wild dude if you do that with these guys

01:47:37.360 they're gonna dump all over you if you're like hey i just want to respect your time i'm not gonna

01:47:40.640 barge all in they're gonna be like yeah okay good no because there's other people who don't want to

01:47:45.200 respect my you have to aggressively come at him i would rather talk with uh milkus but it's fine

01:47:49.960 i enjoyed everybody i talked about milkus look like how would i he's got like kind of like crazy

01:47:53.780 pushed up hair he's got military boots with a long skinny face came with a mexican guy named

01:47:58.020 Armando? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Armando was with 0.61

01:48:00.160 him. He's got jeans that are, like, real

01:48:02.040 faded in the front. They're a little bit baggy.

01:48:04.300 He's got a cool, like, style.

01:48:06.640 He's got a cool style. He's kind of a wild

01:48:08.120 looking dude. Like, if I was going to start a

01:48:09.920 Nephilim death squad, like, militia, like, if 0.99

01:48:12.020 shit went to crack, you know, I'd be like, 0.99

01:48:14.400 that guy. We're going to have that guy. He'd be the guy 1.00

01:48:16.180 that leads up when they're going out for resources. 0.97

01:48:18.320 Wait, the blonde guy that's, like, the bike 0.57

01:48:20.060 bicycler? Bicycleta? 0.80

01:48:22.260 No, we would never take a bicycler.

01:48:24.460 That dude was, like, Jack. Was that Parker?

01:48:26.600 Parker Morris. No, no, no.

01:48:27.820 Parker. Oh, I know what you're talking about. That guy was like jacked, bro. I'm a cyclist. I do backpacking cycling. He said he would be riding bikes for like 100 miles just listening to NDS. That guy fucks. That's Milkus. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's very cool. Milkus is the shit. Oh, here's another person that's the shit. We gotta do the sound. It's just hard to remember. I'll put it up here, but you can't. I'm not gonna dox him. Yeah, he's very cool. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that dude. Love that dude. Here we go. Here's another one for you.

01:48:58.820 Read it.

01:48:59.460 Wegon said.

01:49:00.380 You guys crushed.

01:49:01.620 Thank you.

01:49:02.020 Thank you. 0.98

01:49:02.580 It's Qui-Gon. 1.00

01:49:03.940 It is Qui-Gon. 1.00

01:49:05.680 Qui-Gon was also there.

01:49:07.320 $1.99.

01:49:08.420 You're reading the $1.99 now? 1.00

01:49:09.380 Qui-Gon was there. 1.00

01:49:09.860 Because it's Qui-Gon. 0.84

01:49:11.060 Okay, that's weird.

01:49:11.440 Yeah, Meaty was there.

01:49:12.800 We are.

01:49:13.260 We are.

01:49:13.480 Kind of smelled. 0.99

01:49:14.040 Did Meaty shit his pants for real? 1.00

01:49:15.360 Meaty ripped such mean ass. 1.00

01:49:18.420 So Meaty was helping. 0.99

01:49:21.260 He was one of the dudes that was, like, super helpful in the teardown.

01:49:24.620 Moved everything.

01:49:25.180 And, dude, I mean, like, not nice guy, also massively helpful.

01:49:29.160 Meaty was right in the front lines helping us break everything down,

01:49:31.620 get it out of the center,

01:49:33.320 and at one point went to go lift something very hard or heavy,

01:49:36.980 and he farted hard.

01:49:38.820 He farted so hard it was crazy. 1.00

01:49:40.860 A meat fart. 0.98

01:49:41.500 Yeah, he farted so hard that the words that came out of his mouth next were, 0.98

01:49:45.840 I think I shit myself. 0.96

01:49:47.460 Oh, Meat Cavern clogged the toilet, 0.95

01:49:49.140 and he told me about it with the hand.

01:49:50.880 No, no, no, you've got to let her read it.

01:49:52.520 Okay, we're going to read that again, because that deserves two reads.

01:49:56.480 Let's do the sound.

01:49:57.820 We've got to get this as a drop instead of clicking.

01:49:59.860 You're right.

01:50:01.260 And boom.

01:50:04.980 Victoria here.

01:50:06.940 Holy Spirit lead roundtable.

01:50:09.320 Next progrove.

01:50:12.400 Sorry, sorry.

01:50:13.160 You all right?

01:50:13.940 Victoria who?

01:50:15.420 No, it's Victoria.

01:50:16.380 The echo is messing with my brain.

01:50:17.820 It's hard to read.

01:50:18.240 It's hard to read.

01:50:19.520 Sorry.

01:50:20.320 What's messing with her brain?

01:50:21.320 She's getting an echo from us.

01:50:23.100 I don't know what's going on.

01:50:24.100 I don't think she is getting an echo.

01:50:26.000 I think she probably is.

01:50:27.080 She's talking over myself.

01:50:28.700 It's weird.

01:50:29.200 Yeah.

01:50:29.720 Yeah.

01:50:30.060 All right.

01:50:30.380 We'll try to see if we can fix that.

01:50:32.140 What's it?

01:50:32.480 What's communication?

01:50:33.140 I think I have an idea what the problem is.

01:50:35.000 Hold on.

01:50:35.340 So, um, Victoria, there's only one Victoria that I'm aware of.

01:50:39.500 And she was incredible.

01:50:41.140 She took my son for ice cream.

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01:51:44.100 Oh, yeah, Victoria.

01:51:45.020 Yeah, that's right.

01:51:45.720 She did.

01:51:46.280 Victoria is the best.

01:51:47.400 at some point i look over and and it's it's late right it's dark out we're all hanging out at the

01:51:52.900 square listening to music and i see um my son and my wife walking away with victoria and i feel

01:52:00.800 totally cool about that i don't like if it was anybody else i'd be like where the hell is my

01:52:05.480 family going no she's super chill but she's like the lady at church that's just like a mom she's

01:52:10.020 the best yeah also very helpful helped us break things down and folded everything we talked about

01:52:14.120 that um said an interesting thing i don't know if we should uh oh there's an echo on stream for

01:52:20.560 nancy when she speaks that's interesting okay how about now nancy though can you talk hello hello

01:52:25.880 are you still getting an echo for yourself still echo yes yes okay you're just gonna have to deal

01:52:31.580 with it then no no we're figuring it out that's right that's right that's how i feel i'm glad

01:52:37.460 That's called subordination.

01:52:39.520 Did you watch Meet the Robinsons?

01:52:42.660 Not yet, not yet.

01:52:43.840 There's going to be tension until you do.

01:52:45.520 Like, there's going to be, like, this nasty tension where you say mean things to me until you watch it.

01:52:49.840 All right, one, two, one, two.

01:52:51.000 Nance, can you say something?

01:52:52.560 See if you got the echo on.

01:53:07.460 Okay, we're back.

01:53:11.880 All right, Nance, are you there? 1.00

01:53:16.340 I think she's just screwing with us. 0.95

01:53:17.780 Now the whole audio is going.

01:53:19.420 All right, let's go on to...

01:53:21.800 You sure they can hear us?

01:53:23.340 I don't know.

01:53:23.980 We'll find out in the chat in a second.

01:53:26.400 Best to just roll as if they can until otherwise noted.

01:53:29.640 They heard it twice.

01:53:30.600 There we go. 0.99

01:53:31.000 She's going to go out and come back in.

01:53:32.420 So I'm going to make the noise, but I'm going to read it. 0.99

01:53:38.120 What the fuck is that? 0.98

01:53:39.300 I don't know. 1.00

01:53:39.760 I'm playing soundboard sounds.

01:53:41.040 Unbelievable.

01:53:43.060 Can you fix the thing? 0.98

01:53:44.140 Because now we've got some shit up on the screen. 0.97

01:53:45.660 So Dwight Chocum. 0.99

01:53:47.420 What?

01:53:48.200 What?

01:53:48.880 That's a crazy name.

01:53:49.840 That's his gamer tag.

01:53:50.900 That's kind of heavy.

01:53:53.380 Dwight Chocum says, definitely want to try and make it next year.

01:53:56.460 Happy to be a part of it in a small way by sponsoring Zach with makeup.

01:54:01.440 Who does your makeup?

01:54:02.300 Even though the project didn't happen.

01:54:05.120 So I actually want to address this.

01:54:06.840 There's a couple of things that didn't happen.

01:54:09.180 Number one, trying to orchestrate the roundtables,

01:54:13.360 somebody didn't come up the first time,

01:54:15.620 and in the heat of things, I just gave them a slot.

01:54:17.920 Who didn't come up? Say the name.

01:54:18.620 It was Andrew of the 6G Agenda.

01:54:20.860 I don't know what he was doing.

01:54:22.540 He was commiserating with some of the podcasters 0.98

01:54:26.160 and fucking didn't hear his name when I called him to the stage, 0.97

01:54:29.780 which screwed up a slot that Zach was supposed to take, 0.99

01:54:32.700 and I didn't realize it.

01:54:33.960 That's cool, man.

01:54:35.020 That's cool.

01:54:35.620 That's all right.

01:54:36.320 Zach is super chill, dude.

01:54:37.840 So Zach never got his spot. 0.99

01:54:40.240 Not only that, but Zach bought a fucking really expensive prosthetic alien head. 0.98

01:54:45.180 Well, in all fairness, let me be very clear. 0.99

01:54:47.200 I didn't buy the alien mask for you.

01:54:49.560 I bought the alien mask for me.

01:54:51.480 And that makes it worse.

01:54:52.360 And it's coming on the show, on my show, either way.

01:54:54.740 Okay, good.

01:54:55.200 I'm glad that it's going to make sense.

01:54:56.580 That would have been crazy.

01:54:57.640 You would be a terrible person if that was the case.

01:55:00.040 Oh, yeah, if you bought it for me, yeah.

01:55:01.200 He automatically assumes if you have a thing, he's like, oh, thank you so much.

01:55:05.020 And sometimes people are like, uh, yeah, you're welcome.

01:55:08.240 So markedly worse, I think, in some ways, that it was actually just for you because that actually makes me sad.

01:55:13.900 Like, it was for you.

01:55:15.040 It didn't happen.

01:55:15.780 If it was for me and it didn't happen, I'd feel, you know, not so bad about it.

01:55:18.600 Can I shout out his company really quick?

01:55:20.160 Please, shout out his company.

01:55:21.120 Shout it out hard.

01:55:22.500 Dreadworks.

01:55:22.920 Dreadworks.

01:55:23.280 FX Makeup.

01:55:24.200 Check it out, y'all.

01:55:24.820 It's a lifelike alien gray mask that articulates with your facial expression.

01:55:29.000 That is not his mask.

01:55:30.540 He supplied the makeup.

01:55:31.740 Wait, wait, wait.

01:55:31.780 Oh, he supplied the makeup.

01:55:32.940 Okay, gotcha, gotcha.

01:55:33.560 Wait, what do you mean it articulates with your facial expression?

01:55:35.820 I was pretty explicit about that.

01:55:38.120 We'll bring it in.

01:55:38.820 What does that mean?

01:55:39.540 You have a thing, you set it up, and it makes the same way your face makes faces.

01:55:42.940 The alien will make faces.

01:55:43.800 When you put it on your face, if you go like this, it also does that.

01:55:47.400 So if I put it on and do the matte face, it'll be like an alien matte face?

01:55:50.400 No, I don't think it'll do the forehead stuff, but it'll definitely like mouth stuff, you know,

01:55:53.840 because you're very into mouth stuff.

01:55:55.600 So, you know, we didn't get a chance to do that.

01:55:58.480 The other thing that we didn't get a chance to do.

01:56:00.900 Into mouth stuff?

01:56:01.840 A chance to do that?

01:56:02.800 We didn't get a chance to do mouth stuff.

01:56:04.520 The other thing that I didn't get a chance to do that actually really upsets me.

01:56:07.340 Hold on, guys, really quick.

01:56:08.220 I just want to run through these.

01:56:09.200 Let's see.

01:56:12.520 I don't know if I like that one. 1.00

01:56:13.440 That one's not Chinese enough. 1.00

01:56:17.800 Nope. 1.00

01:56:18.460 What is that? 0.97

01:56:21.000 Just Chinese sounds. 1.00

01:56:21.820 That one's okay. 0.98

01:56:22.820 I like that one a little bit.

01:56:25.040 It's like too normal.

01:56:25.960 That's like just a bell.

01:56:27.140 All right, we'll keep looking.

01:56:27.940 Okay.

01:56:30.880 Oh.

01:56:31.420 Now we all got the echo.

01:56:32.800 Oh, we got the echo. 1.00

01:56:33.840 All right, Nancy, mute your mic before I beat you.

01:56:36.100 No, we're good.

01:56:37.040 Okay, we're good now.

01:56:37.740 Oh, that was very scary. 1.00

01:56:39.180 I see Nancy's trying to sabotage our show.

01:56:41.140 Nancy, how do you sound now?

01:56:41.500 Are you getting an echo?

01:56:44.260 Hello?

01:56:44.820 Hello?

01:56:46.060 Yeah.

01:56:46.580 Oh, the echo's gone, Nancy.

01:56:48.020 We don't know that.

01:56:48.520 All for you.

01:56:49.080 All for you.

01:56:49.980 Right.

01:56:50.520 There we go.

01:56:51.480 So, we got to figure that out.

01:56:53.320 That's like, it's like, was it good for you?

01:56:55.540 Right, right.

01:56:56.200 We don't care.

01:56:56.820 It was great for me. 0.98

01:56:57.240 so um so the other didn't get to do uh the venue fucked us over on the front end and the back end 0.95

01:57:03.560 so not only did they not right in the back they gave us they gave it to us in the front they gave 0.89

01:57:09.180 it to us so they kicked us off stage early and they also didn't let us get in as early as i

01:57:14.180 wanted to so i lost an hour oh can we please talk about that yeah i feel really bad about that this

01:57:20.100 actually sucks ass and um we're gonna remedy it to the best of our ability but because we lost an

01:57:28.520 hour on the front end of setup we could not we literally got the everything like squared away 0.99

01:57:34.520 about 15 minutes before it was time to go on stage um we didn't get a chance to set up the 0.87

01:57:41.200 fucking uh nephilim death squad video game demo that dave has been working his ass off on uh to 0.93

01:57:48.460 get to us in time for brohemia you should feel terrible i do feel terrible no even worse all 0.99

01:57:54.900 right man however bad you feel worse you can never recover from this dude it's such a bummer i had i 0.94

01:58:01.540 bought the tv and it was just not enough time to get go shoot boogers out of your nose it's fine

01:58:06.240 uh it was not enough time to get everything set up i had a spot for it i parked it next to the

01:58:11.720 merch stand and like i said we didn't finish setup until 15 minutes before uh is the audience

01:58:18.880 hearing that that's very jarring um 15 minutes before it was time to get on stage so we were

01:58:24.440 literally redlining it getting everything built and we never got an opportunity to showcase the

01:58:30.060 new demo i haven't even got a chance to play it yet so what i'm gonna do is uh can you get your

01:58:35.720 back away from the camera and turn thank you um what i'm gonna do is i'm going to do a live

01:58:42.240 playthrough of the demo and we're gonna we're gonna make a whole thing out of it but yeah

01:58:46.380 there was a couple of things the alien mass we didn't get a chance we didn't get a chance to get

01:58:49.800 zach on stage we didn't get a chance to do the we didn't even get a chance to do because one of our

01:58:54.340 performances ran 15 minutes later than it was supposed to uh which was uh owen benjamin and

01:59:00.400 heather lynn and that 15 minute slot was for thomas a paranoid american to do his uh chemtrail

01:59:07.860 show and so a lot of things got kind of screwed up in it but i'm gonna end up doing a live stream

01:59:13.300 of the video game and we'll we'll get that back so let's get back to these uh only boomers set

01:59:17.740 up a schedule ahead of time though i like a loose loose schedule that one almost merited you a go 0.99

01:59:26.220 fuck yourself it almost happened i almost pulled it out of my pocket and threw it right in your 0.97

01:59:29.700 I feel like it's good, though, because, like, if any news would have popped up that day, 1.00

01:59:33.600 they're like, boom, this is why we do it, because I've seen it happen like that before.

01:59:37.020 It's all about themselves. 0.99

01:59:38.780 What's that, boomers? 1.00

01:59:39.680 Just, yeah, just always thinking of the future, shit like that. 1.00

01:59:43.220 All right, we're going to do it again, and let's toss this up. 1.00

01:59:48.420 I don't know where Nancy is. 0.98

01:59:49.080 Is she there? 0.96

01:59:49.460 Let's see if it works.

01:59:51.040 I think I have a drop for it now.

01:59:52.760 We'll use that one.

01:59:55.440 Love you guys.

01:59:57.260 Thank you, Nancy.

01:59:57.980 That's really nice, Nancy.

01:59:59.200 yeah that's really sweet because you haven't said that i feel like you've been a little bit

02:00:02.540 sour lately and that was that was sweet

02:00:04.700 yep all right next question let me let me play let me play the drop okay

02:00:13.060 very good oh i like that one i know this is huge is it supposed to be japanese nancy no that's

02:00:25.720 fine just yeah he's chinese so schizo friend says i actually got to touch ed's face yeah

02:00:32.580 laugh my ass off i don't think that was consensual he did touch ed's face and then ed later told me 0.61

02:00:37.840 that he touched his face and then ed blamed it on me oh why did he touch his face i think because 0.85

02:00:42.860 i might have jokingly said come and touch ed's face oh no that's weird man i do like that it

02:00:47.880 was schizo friend i feel like ed probably doesn't really like that either like his whole you know

02:00:52.700 that was the first time seeing ed in person yeah how was that by the way like love it you getting

02:00:57.160 to chop it up with ed honestly like him laura i'm really happy with the way that vip bible study

02:01:02.320 went that was awesome you think so yeah i think so i never can tell dude like when you do a show

02:01:07.680 it's just blurry like i feel like it's blurry afterwards like i don't know did that go good

02:01:11.200 bad whatever i don't know i think that went really well and i think we we went you did amazing i know

02:01:17.480 that i don't remember what i said i just remember like like you know laura baker you uh ed mavery

02:01:24.500 being all together um was something that was really special and we went at something that

02:01:29.520 was really simple it was intimacy with god and that ended up being a banger and i think that's

02:01:34.960 like really fantastic is to go at it simply you know what i mean like how do you develop a stronger

02:01:39.920 relationship with god and it's kind of like what else is there to talk about all the other things

02:01:45.400 It's just the thing, like, branching from that.

02:01:48.180 Yeah.

02:01:48.660 Or should be.

02:01:49.860 Like, if you read a Bible and it doesn't bring you into a living relationship with the author, then throw it away.

02:01:54.520 Yeah.

02:01:54.680 Like, I've said that before.

02:01:55.800 It was like, there's tons of intellectuals that are, like, preaching out of the Bible that don't know God.

02:02:01.620 But they've got great intellect, man.

02:02:03.100 And so they can do really cool stuff with the intellect and their brain.

02:02:06.260 And they're pulling these passages.

02:02:07.820 Fascinating stuff.

02:02:08.420 Making these points.

02:02:09.180 And you talk to them and you're going, oh, no.

02:02:10.860 This is a dude who, like, doesn't know God, though.

02:02:13.240 That's a scary place.

02:02:14.540 That's a scary place.

02:02:15.400 If you're just intellectualizing scripture and you don't have a relationship, but if you're one of those dudes like has a relationship and goes, yeah, let me show you something interesting.

02:02:21.740 Like when Pastor Rick was talking about the crimson worm, very interesting, fascinating insight.

02:02:26.200 But that's a guy that really loves the Lord and really has an intimate relationship with him.

02:02:29.680 So I think that angle, even though it seems so simple, because you kind of said that it was like, this is this is like, I don't know if you the impression that I was getting from you was like, this is almost like beginner stuff.

02:02:41.800 No, I mean, it is, but then it's also, like, 100 years from now stuff, too.

02:02:46.980 Maybe not beginner stuff.

02:02:48.040 That's the fundamentals.

02:02:49.720 It should be, yeah.

02:02:50.500 I mean, it should be.

02:02:51.300 Well, yeah, because it comes back to why are you reading a Bible?

02:02:54.080 And everything you learn on top of it will bring you back to that same conclusion if you're doing it for the right reasons, right?

02:03:00.420 Like, we kind of do this thing.

02:03:02.300 You talk about cemetery school where intellectualism is, like, that's the thing.

02:03:07.200 That's what we're all aiming for.

02:03:08.340 The benchmark, right?

02:03:09.080 Exactly.

02:03:09.480 but it's like no it the whole of christianity is do you know god like that's that's it like that's

02:03:17.780 the whole thing the god who saves you have you put your faith in him everything else on top of

02:03:22.820 that is cool and it should support that yeah but it's frivolous yeah it's like you can't have

02:03:27.500 salvation without a savior you you could have the right doctrine of salvation and not have a savior

02:03:32.160 you know what i'm saying you could have the right doctrine of healing but you still need a healer

02:03:36.580 Like, it's for all these things is, like, people get these doctrines right.

02:03:40.480 It's like, yeah, but you need the one behind the doctrine.

02:03:43.080 Well, think of the people that stand before God on Judgment Day, and they cast out demons, they healed people, they did all these miracles, and he doesn't know them.

02:03:50.560 Yeah.

02:03:50.880 Knowing him is the root of all of it.

02:03:53.460 Yeah, man.

02:03:54.000 So that's why when Todd was like, you got to plan something, you got to do something, and I was still like, I think they're going to have me not actually do something.

02:04:00.180 I think they're going to, like, change it at the last minute.

02:04:02.300 So I was, like, not going to prepare anything.

02:04:04.060 I don't understand why he would think that.

02:04:05.160 I don't know.

02:04:05.740 I just had this feeling.

02:04:06.700 You guys were like, gotcha, man.

02:04:08.020 Like, I just had this feeling.

02:04:09.320 It would be very funny.

02:04:10.900 I know.

02:04:11.400 And I know your guy's comedy.

02:04:12.900 So I was, like, ready for that.

02:04:14.460 I actually made it so that I invited other people on the stage, and then you last.

02:04:18.480 Like, I wanted you to come up, like, in your own slot and everything.

02:04:22.760 And, you know, so.

02:04:24.180 But, yeah.

02:04:24.840 I mean, you were really kind to me the whole weekend, dude.

02:04:27.480 And I'm sorry for any little shots I took at you right here.

02:04:29.740 I just thought it was, like, kind of fun.

02:04:31.220 We were having a good time.

02:04:32.400 And, you know, if I was mean to you over the weekend, I'm really sorry about that.

02:04:35.380 You weren't mean to me over the weekend, but you've been a little bit.

02:04:38.460 I just thought it was really disrespectful, but I'll tell you what, it's all right.

02:04:42.460 You're all right, man.

02:04:43.980 I forgive you.

02:04:44.940 This is beautiful.

02:04:45.960 But I'm like, top, what else would I talk about? 0.99

02:04:47.860 If you're going to give me the chance, Matt, just shut up. 0.95

02:04:49.720 I think that's a good idea. 0.98

02:04:51.160 Okay.

02:04:52.340 Jeez.

02:04:53.340 Gideon says, congrats and praise God on an awesome bro grove.

02:04:58.400 Hope I'll make a future one.

02:05:00.400 Onward and upward from here.

02:05:02.100 In the mighty name of Jesus.

02:05:04.460 In the mighty name of Jesus.

02:05:06.680 Thank you, Gideon.

02:05:07.460 I appreciate that very much.

02:05:18.420 Like this.

02:05:19.040 He doesn't like any kind of music, so we got to stop it.

02:05:20.840 Heavy spirit mad.

02:05:21.880 I get it.

02:05:22.480 Now, we're a few. 0.71

02:05:23.020 Well, we gave half our revenue to the Black Lady, 0.89

02:05:24.660 so I suppose we're participating in reparations. 0.99

02:05:27.360 Oh, yeah.

02:05:27.660 That's fine.

02:05:28.080 That actually does count.

02:05:29.120 Wait, what?

02:05:29.460 Do the music again.

02:05:29.960 Every time we play that.

02:05:31.900 Only God can do.

02:05:33.000 Only God can do it

02:05:34.740 Only God can do it

02:06:03.000 apparently some lady taught him how to disarm a gun too like from somebody's hand he was telling

02:06:11.520 me all about that you told him how to like hold it sideways uh usually that's how i do it yeah

02:06:15.480 i specifically told your son never to hold a gun sideways he didn't know what i was talking about

02:06:20.720 yeah because i because i didn't want to explain it to people dog like well no i said never hold

02:06:26.080 a gun sideways unless it's made of gold in which case it is exclusively held sideways i was a

02:06:31.980 little nervous just him having a gun and then they're a cop there too i know it was insane the

02:06:36.560 whole thing was insane i mean sometimes we would see them running around like we'd be on stage and

02:06:41.500 i would just see your kids like and then my kid like and i'm like this is so insane tops kids

02:06:46.720 that's a constant this is just like i think this is actually bad and then then like you see them

02:06:51.340 somewhere like at the very back of the building and then all of a sudden you see them at the front

02:06:54.760 of the building you're like no you're like there's there's that's not even possible i don't know

02:06:58.780 That's why they made it from there to there.

02:07:00.680 I mean, because they're sprinting as hard as they can.

02:07:03.780 Yeah, but I'm like, I don't even think that was possible.

02:07:06.360 They're grinning teeth while they're sprinting, just through the whole building.

02:07:10.440 I had to text my dad.

02:07:11.040 I was like, when we were on stage.

02:07:12.860 Get him out of here.

02:07:13.620 And we're talking about Charlie Kirk being eaten.

02:07:15.680 And my son runs down the stage.

02:07:17.520 I saw that right down the center. 1.00

02:07:18.720 And I go, get them the fuck out of here. 0.99

02:07:21.920 By the way. 0.97

02:07:23.320 Question mark.

02:07:24.120 Why are you here?

02:07:25.440 My cousin terminated your mother.

02:07:28.780 What happened?

02:07:30.160 So.

02:07:30.820 I heard she fell. 0.83

02:07:32.140 She didn't just fall. 1.00

02:07:33.360 I mean, holy shit. 1.00

02:07:35.320 So. 1.00

02:07:35.600 Wait.

02:07:35.980 Top's mom?

02:07:37.040 Oh, my God.

02:07:37.740 Is that AC on?

02:07:38.800 That AC's not on.

02:07:39.700 No, it's not.

02:07:40.500 He keeps turning it off.

02:07:41.520 I haven't.

02:07:42.020 You have a controller, dude.

02:07:43.740 So, um, I'm talking to Royce and Marie.

02:07:46.920 Yeah.

02:07:47.300 And, you know, we're just.

02:07:49.200 What am I getting?

02:07:49.880 I'm getting, like, feedback.

02:07:50.760 Oh, Nance, can you mute your mic?

02:07:52.020 Um, so I'm talking to Royce and Marie.

02:07:54.940 She needs headphones. 0.98

02:07:55.720 That's her problem. 1.00

02:07:56.080 Yeah, she does need headphones.

02:07:56.860 and all of a sudden

02:07:59.500 from the right side 0.95

02:08:01.160 your mom starts walking between me 1.00

02:08:02.980 and the curtains

02:08:04.320 and Gabe

02:08:07.020 is pushing a dolly

02:08:08.960 and he's going watch out guys 0.87

02:08:11.280 I'm coming through excuse me excuse me

02:08:13.100 I'm coming through and I step out of the way

02:08:15.320 and it's very loud and very clear

02:08:17.480 like excuse me excuse me and he starts

02:08:19.320 to come through and then your mom takes 1.00

02:08:21.320 a couple of steps he smashes into her shins 1.00

02:08:23.360 and she falls 1.00

02:08:25.060 like the twin towers dude 0.67

02:08:26.700 and smashed into the ground her her her drink ice and drink all over the ground no and then like 1.00

02:08:33.780 they told me after i was like dude i'm surprised her like i thought her knees got blown out i 1.00

02:08:39.000 thought it was done and uh is there any chance that she was just trying to get like a slip and 0.99

02:08:43.980 fall dude um do you think she was like she was she found herself in a place where she slipped and 1.00

02:08:49.320 fell and couldn't get the fuck back up and uh nancy goes are we kicking out the pores at any 0.56

02:08:53.400 time and david says no and she goes gross why does it say yes that's so weird are we keeping 0.99

02:08:59.980 the pores are we keeping the pores okay yes oh shit and she says gross so um she hates you guys 0.99

02:09:05.200 it's crazy she hits the ground i mean so hard to the extent where she's on her completely on her 0.99

02:09:11.700 belly like starfished out oh and then like you know marie's like hey we're gonna get you up so 0.89

02:09:17.760 royce starts getting an arm was he flexing when he did it dude let me tell you your mom was so 0.97

02:09:22.820 fucked up she could not help herself up so he's got real muscles those aren't just beach muscles 0.99

02:09:27.020 let me tell y'all roy's strong as fuck that's like pick up old people muscles so i'm trying to get her 1.00

02:09:30.920 under her arm right i've got a forearm i'm grabbing her forearm i stick my forearm under her armpit and 0.98

02:09:35.260 i'm trying to guide her up but i feel like i'm just gonna rip her arm out of her socket because

02:09:38.400 she can't engage oh by the way at all speaking of armpits yeah shout out to david a couple of guys

02:09:43.100 myself and many others i for i we did i had everything everything i had every single wire

02:09:48.520 we needed and everything was plugged in and went well. Are you okay? And then that one was in his

02:09:53.100 armpit. No, I forgot. I forgot deodorant. And I was like, oh, it was nasty. No, I just thought that was a

02:09:59.380 Puerto Rican thing. I was just was like, oh, this is bad. I didn't want to say anything. I gave a hug 1.00

02:10:03.500 to Jeremiah. Oh, brutal. And when I gave him a hug, I was like, oh, it kind of smells. But then I

02:10:09.760 looked at him. I'm like, yeah, maybe kind of smells. And I gave him a hug to Jake. Jake ran from

02:10:14.860 ninjas or butterflies and was like this thing smells too and after a while i was like all right

02:10:19.480 they must just smell like maybe you know because they're just stinky guys i kept smelling that 0.97

02:10:23.780 and i was just like no he didn't shut up you're a liar yeah so he was smelling i was like these 0.97

02:10:28.620 guys smell i'm gonna stay on the side of the room and then and then i started doing more stuff and 0.95

02:10:33.120 they're like hey help me lift this and i was like oh it's me oh and i was like because i'm like

02:10:37.180 sweating i'm yeah i'm working yeah and then i go oh so i told my wife hold i would hold on i told

02:10:43.980 My wife.

02:10:44.700 There it is. 1.00

02:10:44.980 She was like, you're stupid. 1.00

02:10:46.380 Yeah. 1.00

02:10:46.780 And then I was like, I don't know what to do.

02:10:48.460 And I asked David.

02:10:49.180 I was like, hey, do you have any deodorant?

02:10:51.340 Did he?

02:10:51.820 And he was like, I do.

02:10:52.880 I did find that.

02:10:53.540 Okay, cool.

02:10:53.920 Put it on.

02:10:54.240 He does seem like the guy that's got a stash of cologne, a stash of deodorant, a stash of mouthwash. 0.98

02:10:57.820 I just knew I was going to smell fucking bad after.

02:10:59.840 There was like deodorant, mouthwash, cologne, a bump of Coke, and an extra golden gun. 0.94

02:11:04.600 I had some gum, too.

02:11:05.260 I think I had some gum.

02:11:05.880 Coke comes with the glasses.

02:11:07.660 Yeah, Coke comes with the glasses.

02:11:09.760 It's actually tied with a little zip tie.

02:11:12.020 Clutch.

02:11:13.140 so your mom fell and but what ends up happening is like i said i've got her by the forearm i've

02:11:19.220 got my forearm under her arm it feels like i'm just gonna rip her arm out of the socket 0.96

02:11:22.320 because she can't engage her legs so i go fucking okay and i literally grab your mom i squat all 1.00

02:11:28.120 the way to the ground i'm hugging your whole ass mom dude i'm fucking so so up on your mom dude 1.00

02:11:36.440 This is uncomfortable 1.00

02:11:39.360 And I fucking lift her up, dude 0.97

02:11:43.160 It's so crazy 1.00

02:11:44.780 How much, like, your mom's legs were fucked 1.00

02:11:47.780 She's okay 1.00

02:11:48.900 I can't believe, I'm so glad she's okay

02:11:51.320 Me too

02:11:51.720 Because I was so scared

02:11:52.720 But I cannot believe that they're okay 0.99

02:11:54.860 Because those motherfuckers did not work 1.00

02:11:56.940 He, like, took her out, huh? 1.00

02:11:58.260 Like, bumped her 0.99

02:11:59.440 Just fucking 1.00

02:12:01.020 From the other side of the curtain 1.00

02:12:03.120 Just through the curtain, surprise bitch 1.00

02:12:04.980 and she just fucking... 1.00

02:12:06.560 What do you have on the dolly? 1.00

02:12:07.800 Nothing but just cold steel, bro. 0.99

02:12:10.300 Cold steel to the shins. 0.95

02:12:11.640 This is for your mom. 0.99

02:12:12.940 She's got it.

02:12:13.760 Wait, she was behind a curtain

02:12:14.960 and just didn't see it coming?

02:12:16.220 Dude, he was very, like...

02:12:17.440 Got a delivery for some old lady. 0.99

02:12:19.100 Right, but I'm just saying,

02:12:20.120 I know he was saying,

02:12:20.940 hey, I'm coming, I'm coming,

02:12:21.880 but, like, she just couldn't see, though,

02:12:23.780 because she was on the other side of the curtain.

02:12:25.520 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:12:26.320 And they just happened to hit

02:12:27.520 at the same time like this?

02:12:28.720 It was crazy, dude.

02:12:30.180 I was like...

02:12:30.780 And David's watching it happen.

02:12:32.020 He's like, oh.

02:12:32.940 It was like slow motion.

02:12:33.700 She was like, no.

02:12:34.400 Well, she probably was, like, I noticed very much when she was talking to people, she's very proud of Top Lobster.

02:12:39.840 And she was explaining to people, she was going, like, Daniel's my son. 0.99

02:12:42.500 Stop doing fucking docks me, man. 0.99

02:12:43.480 Top Lobster's my son. 1.00

02:12:45.220 Very proud of him.

02:12:46.140 So she probably was, like, saying that to people.

02:12:48.980 That's what she was saying when she was based out on the ground.

02:12:51.020 She was like, Daniel's my son.

02:12:53.160 Top Lobster's my son.

02:12:54.980 I'm like, can you use your legs?

02:12:56.500 She's like, I'm so proud.

02:12:58.060 I was like, oh, yeah, engage those quads. 1.00

02:13:00.280 I'm going to sue his ass. 1.00

02:13:01.480 I know he's rich. 1.00

02:13:02.320 Stop getting a slip and fall lawsuit out of this.

02:13:04.600 Dude, it was so bad.

02:13:06.040 I was so sad.

02:13:07.060 As a third party coming into this, I just want to say,

02:13:10.100 like, all of you are not reflections of what your families are like at all.

02:13:14.900 They're all very nice, very kind, very chill.

02:13:18.060 I think our families are actually really wonderful, yeah.

02:13:20.200 Oh, no, you guys are doing it right, man.

02:13:22.020 You got to hang out with my kids yesterday, which was just great.

02:13:24.320 Dude, by the way, later on, because after your mom gets up,

02:13:27.520 I'm like, I'm going to go now, and I leave.

02:13:29.780 and i'm doing some stuff later on uh game sees me and he goes he goes how crazy was it that that i 0.91

02:13:37.580 just took that bitch out and i go that was top's mom but how many times has top's dad done something 0.91

02:13:43.820 and somebody's like dude you see this spanish guy that's like honestly i never like top's mom 0.98

02:13:50.780 is never doing anything crazy that was just a freak accident and but later on he's like can 0.98

02:13:54.880 you believe i took that bitch out and i'm like and i'm walking by him he's like standing here 0.98

02:13:59.020 And I go, Best House Mom, and just keep going. 0.99

02:14:01.460 And I turn around and look at him, and he goes, oh, my God, bro.

02:14:05.960 So very insane moment.

02:14:07.720 She was okay.

02:14:08.460 So that was like, I'm glad.

02:14:09.600 What did you guys think of the food trucks, not to go too far off the rails?

02:14:12.240 I didn't get to have anything.

02:14:13.820 What?

02:14:14.160 I did.

02:14:15.040 People said they liked it.

02:14:16.160 I didn't have the hot dog.

02:14:17.420 I had the barbecue stand.

02:14:19.420 Smart, very smart.

02:14:20.200 It was solid.

02:14:20.580 It was very good.

02:14:21.180 No, the barbecue was good.

02:14:22.220 Barbecue smelled unbelievable.

02:14:23.360 I will say, though, the dude's going to have to figure out a different method of giving the food to you.

02:14:29.300 Because the people ordering the dinners had, like, a full-blown, like, plate, basically.

02:14:33.560 Platter.

02:14:34.060 He gave me, like, it was packed high.

02:14:37.780 Yeah, yeah.

02:14:38.140 And it's in, like, a little cup.

02:14:39.980 So it's, like, all hanging over.

02:14:41.180 And he put the rib across the top so it's just balancing.

02:14:45.020 I'm like, I have no idea how I'm going to eat this, dude.

02:14:47.960 Welcome to the South, dog.

02:14:49.320 It was decent.

02:14:50.160 It was good.

02:14:51.460 Dirty South.

02:14:52.240 yeah shout out to those guys i forget the names of the food trucks but i'm glad they came through

02:14:56.240 that was actually pretty easy to link up with them all right let's slap the uh the chat button

02:15:00.720 okay nancy that's your job now broadcasting seed says funny fact no my dad is a mormon

02:15:14.020 i'm not but he is by the way uh really pumped to have met bennett in real life and i watched him

02:15:21.540 and laura baker because they were kind of sharing a table for the merch oh they're like buddies yeah

02:15:25.360 they're like buddies and they were crushing like just having that whole merch area was so cool

02:15:30.080 because you have a wall brad lael uh thomas paranoid american laura baker's there ed

02:15:35.560 mabry's all the way like everybody's there and that that was what was kind of cool was it was 0.52

02:15:40.480 split up there was the merch section with all the homies and then there was a podcasting studio with 0.97

02:15:44.780 all the homies and you can kind of you know what we never did we never told people they can go in 0.97

02:15:49.060 and watch the podcast section i did i told like one or two they're like can i go in there oh uh

02:15:54.400 uh what's his name asked me desmond asked me and i was like can i go in there and i was like

02:15:58.160 yeah i was like we were we were setting up round tables there for people to sit down so they can

02:16:03.000 sit but we just never completed it and uh yeah because i was like you know it's not even worth

02:16:06.940 it to go and like tell all the people i was like whatever i think it worked out kind of cool though

02:16:10.760 because there were people in the chat watching it live that were in the room at brogrove as well

02:16:15.860 Oh, cool.

02:16:16.680 And so they were, like, talking to us from there as well.

02:16:18.680 Oh, that's interesting.

02:16:19.340 They love the chat, dude.

02:16:20.720 The people that are in the chat, they love the chat.

02:16:22.660 Even if they're in person, they still want to chat with the chat.

02:16:24.900 That's what I was wondering at one point.

02:16:26.220 They want to chat with the chat.

02:16:26.620 I was looking at it on the computers, and I was like,

02:16:28.860 I wonder what percentage of those people are actually sitting in the crowd right now.

02:16:32.580 There's certainly some of that.

02:16:34.020 So, Top is leaving.

02:16:35.140 Top, where are you?

02:16:35.460 Oh, he's going to turn the little AC.

02:16:36.800 No, the whole mom thing was, like, that kind of got him, dude.

02:16:40.660 Oh, it was a little heavy for him, yeah.

02:16:42.300 His mom was heavy.

02:16:43.660 Very hard to pick up, dude.

02:16:45.280 You know what it's like to like try to pick up a body that can't engage its legs 1.00

02:16:52.840 Yeah, I mean it was it was actually disheartening because I was like this can happen to my legs one day like fuck 0.85

02:16:57.740 No, she just couldn't she was like not what those things weren't working through a lot dude imagine like 0.98

02:17:04.600 All the way through like junior high high school like seeing him into adulthood and marriage and grandkids that act like that now

02:17:11.980 I mean, she's been through a lot.

02:17:13.320 She's had knee surgery.

02:17:14.340 That's the thing. 0.99

02:17:14.860 That's a problem. 1.00

02:17:15.360 She has bad knees already. 1.00

02:17:17.100 I knew that when she fell, and I was like, fuck, man. 1.00

02:17:20.160 Yeah. 0.99

02:17:20.500 I was surprised that she was okay.

02:17:22.780 And I know she's okay.

02:17:23.940 She wasn't lying because she went to church the next day.

02:17:26.000 Oh, okay.

02:17:26.580 Usually, like, if she's not feeling well, she won't make a church.

02:17:28.240 She won't go.

02:17:28.940 So I was like, all right, she is okay.

02:17:30.100 She just fell.

02:17:30.780 Maybe the floor was, like, soft in that spot.

02:17:32.600 You guys still look for any excuse to not go to church the next day.

02:17:34.660 That's why I told you to open the shop from 9 to 11.

02:17:36.140 I technically did go to church the next day.

02:17:38.120 To pick up your kids.

02:17:39.120 But I was there.

02:17:40.340 I was on the outside looking in. 0.99

02:17:41.640 Did you call Pastor Mark Faggot? 0.98

02:17:43.360 No. 0.99

02:17:44.600 Sorry.

02:17:45.500 Can you, can you, I don't mean that.

02:17:47.500 Can you hit the Japanese button?

02:17:50.380 Is it running?

02:17:52.420 What?

02:17:53.000 Is it running?

02:17:53.840 What's running?

02:17:54.500 I pressed it.

02:17:55.340 Do you feel it, Zach?

02:17:56.080 Nope. 1.00

02:17:57.140 That thing is bullshit. 0.99

02:17:58.480 No, it was working before. 1.00

02:17:59.460 What happened to it, man?

02:18:00.680 I don't know.

02:18:01.160 All right.

02:18:01.520 It's plugged in.

02:18:02.120 All right, here we go.

02:18:02.780 Boop.

02:18:03.520 It probably needs charged.

02:18:05.260 It's on the charger.

02:18:07.640 The old hands.

02:18:08.240 Q says, Meat Cavern clogged the toilet and told me he thought about hand scooping. 1.00

02:18:17.760 I respect that. 0.99

02:18:19.220 I do a pretty shit could have done Meat Cavern. 0.99

02:18:21.680 I respect people who are like, yo, if 200 people are screwed, or I'm screwed. 0.99

02:18:26.640 He's basically a hero. 0.92

02:18:28.060 I respect that.

02:18:29.420 He didn't do it.

02:18:30.060 Let's talk about that.

02:18:31.140 So I went into the restroom, and I just had to pee.

02:18:33.880 Yeah.

02:18:34.140 But everything was taken.

02:18:35.740 Everything's taken, except for that stall.

02:18:38.240 And I'm like, well, I guess I'm going in there.

02:18:40.580 But then the moment I walked in, I was like, oh, no, somebody's going to think I did this.

02:18:45.640 Yeah.

02:18:45.920 And so, like, I had to get out of there, like, quickly before anybody sees you.

02:18:49.720 You should have peed on it to break it up.

02:18:51.340 You think you could have broke it up? 0.90

02:18:52.220 There was no.

02:18:52.800 Oh, if you push hard.

02:18:54.040 What did it look like?

02:18:55.420 Yeah, I don't know.

02:18:56.120 Is it solids or was it just very liquidy?

02:18:58.480 It was just like a week's worth of a lot of things happening.

02:19:01.460 No.

02:19:01.760 It just felt like a lot of things.

02:19:03.180 It could have been that the toilets were weak themselves.

02:19:05.700 But also, like, people get a little crazy with the toilet paper.

02:19:08.920 There was a lot of toilet paper.

02:19:10.420 There's a lot of toilet paper, yeah.

02:19:12.040 But it's good to know that it was meat.

02:19:14.580 And now I understand why he was so eager to help at the end.

02:19:17.500 To be honest, a lot of things I've been noticing, most things that go wrong have been his fault.

02:19:22.720 I would agree with that, yeah.

02:19:24.340 In the chat, it's consistently like, why did meat do this thing?

02:19:28.400 Well, it's between him and Scott, really.

02:19:30.880 Everybody needs someone to blame for everything.

02:19:33.320 That's what I find.

02:19:33.800 Yeah.

02:19:34.500 Another thing that I noticed about me since we're on the topic of it or him is that when I was leaving Charlie Kirk, we were head when we were leaving the second standard coffee shop that night after the hang.

02:19:51.220 Number one, we had plans to kind of cut through the crowd and just wave goodbye. 0.98

02:19:55.260 That fucking didn't happen. 0.99

02:19:56.340 No. 1.00

02:19:56.720 Yeah.

02:19:57.140 Yeah.

02:19:57.420 Yeah.

02:19:57.580 You guys got stuck there.

02:19:58.520 I saw Matt made it out second place.

02:20:00.280 I made it out first place.

02:20:01.300 You were you were there.

02:20:02.120 You were stuck there for a little while.

02:20:03.800 Um, we planned to cut through the crowd, wait from a distance, you know, clearly we got 0.99

02:20:08.080 all stuck up or caught up, but I saw meat there and his fucking eyes were getting misty. 0.99

02:20:15.180 Why? 0.99

02:20:16.100 Oh.

02:20:17.460 He's crying?

02:20:17.960 I love you, man.

02:20:19.020 One of those?

02:20:19.700 Just everything. 1.00

02:20:20.820 Just the people, the dangerous retards. 1.00

02:20:22.900 He's crying like a bitch? 1.00

02:20:24.300 Like a bitch. 1.00

02:20:25.260 That's weird. 1.00

02:20:25.840 I mean, that's a little, I mean, sometimes it hits people differently.

02:20:28.580 It hit him, dude. 1.00

02:20:29.420 And I was like, this motherfucker, huh? 1.00

02:20:31.260 It was cool. 1.00

02:20:31.740 We could have just left. 1.00

02:20:33.560 He had to shit. 1.00

02:20:34.440 Still reserved sex he had to shit. 1.00

02:20:36.080 They were all hanging with each other. 1.00

02:20:38.480 Like, that's what I noticed when I walked by.

02:20:40.600 I had to clear out.

02:20:42.240 But they were all hanging and they were enjoying themselves.

02:20:44.760 Yes, yeah.

02:20:45.400 And I was like, I'll say bye. 1.00

02:20:46.060 Dr. Heather Lin stuck it out and hung with the homies for a long time. 1.00

02:20:50.360 Like, she was pumped to be there, man. 0.89

02:20:52.020 Yeah.

02:20:52.380 I thought that was really cool.

02:20:54.280 Owen, also, you were saying that, Matt, that, like, you and Owen and a couple other guys hung out here at the studio.

02:21:00.900 I mean, at the coffee shop.

02:21:02.320 Dude, Owen hung out and talked until, I don't know if it was 10 or 11.

02:21:05.200 I don't know.

02:21:05.580 I lose track of time after 8 at the latest to begin with.

02:21:08.340 But, like, he just vibed for hours with four, like, what the world would call nobodies. 0.99

02:21:13.220 Just homies, just people that listen to the show. 0.98

02:21:15.160 I was like, this is, like, stuff that people pay probably a bunch of money to go to an Owen Benjamin show.

02:21:20.940 He just, like, did it in real life, dude.

02:21:23.180 That was something that I ended up doing.

02:21:25.260 Just such a nice guy.

02:21:25.880 I didn't spend, so I felt bad because.

02:21:28.480 I asked him afterward, I was like, why do you keep doing this?

02:21:31.300 And he was like, I love it.

02:21:32.820 Just flowing.

02:21:33.440 Yeah, he is exactly what he is.

02:21:36.280 Like, even me and Aiden were having some funny talks about him. 0.75

02:21:39.740 Aiden's like, yeah, he's a little crazy, right?

02:21:41.540 I was like, he kind of does have the Rodney Dangerfield eyes a little bit.

02:21:44.360 Nancy, bring up your chat.

02:21:46.280 This is an insane thing to say, and it's very funny.

02:21:48.560 But also, props to me.

02:21:49.860 I just found that really, really remarkable.

02:21:54.060 She's not going to bring it up.

02:21:54.920 You've got to bring it up.

02:21:55.640 Where is it?

02:21:56.080 Okay, says, meaty saved me from a weirdo last Brogrove-based meat. 0.98

02:22:00.600 Pretty sure he was sexually assaulted.

02:22:03.580 He led him away, and he never came back, I thought.

02:22:07.020 So he took the sexual assault order, Nancy. 0.83

02:22:09.320 You're welcome, Nancy. 0.92

02:22:10.500 Now we lost a fan. 1.00

02:22:11.860 Damn it, Nancy. 1.00

02:22:12.400 No, we didn't. 1.00

02:22:13.020 He's still around.

02:22:13.740 He's just a little bit damaged. 0.98

02:22:15.660 But honestly, seeing how much it meant to me was like, damn, dude, this kind of crushes. 0.95

02:22:22.240 Like, seeing that Owen was chopping it up with whoever was going to, you know, just come and hang and appreciate the conversation was really cool. 0.91

02:22:30.540 I didn't get to— 0.88

02:22:31.300 It really sucks. 0.75

02:22:32.160 I'll tell you why this sucks for me. 0.98

02:22:33.560 Why is that?

02:22:34.100 Because I come—the last two of them, I came into it and going, this is the last one that I'm going to do.

02:22:40.700 Yeah, a little—I mean, we're doing one in six months. 0.96

02:22:43.040 No, we're fucking not. 0.92

02:22:43.560 Don't say that because people will— 0.98

02:22:44.880 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

02:22:45.740 It's already set. 0.97

02:22:46.420 The last time I fucking mentioned it, people bought airplane tickets and showed up here. 0.97

02:22:50.580 Buy your airplane tickets for February? 0.99

02:22:52.520 I don't know if it's going to be like the 7th or the 14th or the 21st or the 28th, but it's going to be February. 1.00

02:22:58.120 Matt just says shit. 0.98

02:22:59.040 He bumped into a guy, had a conversation with him, came up to get him, you know, to get him scanned in. 1.00

02:23:04.760 Hold on, let me fucking hear this. 0.98

02:23:06.160 Kashat Patel. 0.99

02:23:07.100 Kashat Patel.

02:23:07.820 He brings him in, and Christina and my wife Cindy are at the door, and they're checking people in.

02:23:13.880 And they go, who's this?

02:23:15.840 And Matt goes, this is my buddy.

02:23:18.400 He's got a show.

02:23:20.580 I didn't say he has a show.

02:23:22.080 He wrote down that he had a show.

02:23:23.740 Okay, but I didn't know that.

02:23:24.880 I just met him at the door.

02:23:26.060 So they never checked his tickets to see if he paid to be at that event

02:23:29.060 because you said, this is my friend.

02:23:30.860 I went back and got him.

02:23:31.980 I said, listen, my friends are racist against people from India.

02:23:35.240 They think that you didn't pay to get in.

02:23:37.860 They just need to see your phone.

02:23:39.300 He laughed.

02:23:40.000 He goes, oh, no problem, man, no problem.

02:23:42.320 Came over, showed him.

02:23:43.700 Yeah, everything was cool.

02:23:45.000 Parker's like, you definitely could have showed up without a ticket.

02:23:47.220 It was so loose.

02:23:48.460 Like, the whole thing was kind of chaotic.

02:23:50.160 And all you had to do was go to Matt and say, hey, you're my friend.

02:23:53.200 And he would have introduced you as his friend.

02:23:54.960 He came in the side door.

02:23:55.540 That was when I went over and locked the side door and put the big ashtray in front of him.

02:23:58.700 And said, don't come through that way.

02:23:59.940 Yeah, I was like, yo, is this what we're doing?

02:24:01.700 Because I didn't know what we're doing.

02:24:02.380 But you don't understand the things that you say, Carrie, wait.

02:24:04.700 So if you go, this is my friend, people think that he didn't pay.

02:24:08.160 Last year, the ticket checking was super stringent.

02:24:12.740 This year, I was like, yo, if they have something that looks like a ticket, let them in. 0.99

02:24:15.660 There's a lot of shit going on. 0.99

02:24:17.060 So, like, I don't know. 1.00

02:24:18.980 Roll the dice.

02:24:19.720 If you want to buy a ticket, like buy a flight and come to Brogrove without a ticket, there's a good shot you can get in.

02:24:27.160 There's a good shot you'll get turned away.

02:24:28.460 If you slip me a 50 cash, dude, I mean, there's a pretty good chance that you are getting it.

02:24:33.580 By the way, I wonder if anybody picked up at the event that if you just kept tipping the cousins, they would keep giving you drinks.

02:24:38.900 That was literally it.

02:24:40.180 Like, that was the thing.

02:24:41.260 That was the thing.

02:24:41.840 If you keep tipping them, they will keep giving you drinks.

02:24:45.440 Shout out to Andre.

02:24:46.400 I feel bad that Top didn't get a lot of time with Owen Benjamin because he was so busy doing the show.

02:24:51.080 And you, too.

02:24:51.700 I feel bad, too.

02:24:52.840 I stopped.

02:24:53.340 I got to talk with him a little bit.

02:24:54.720 But, like, he knows.

02:24:56.040 The last time he came to, it was the same thing.

02:24:58.100 It's like, I'm just busy.

02:24:59.500 I got other things to do.

02:25:00.720 Yeah.

02:25:01.080 Thank you for coming.

02:25:01.940 We're at covered for both of you guys.

02:25:03.020 Yeah, I know. 0.99

02:25:03.400 You didn't even shut the fuck up. 0.97

02:25:04.360 I didn't do any of the standing in a circle and talking with the content creators because after I'm offstage, I need to decompress a little bit. 0.99

02:25:13.800 Yes.

02:25:14.100 And I would go straight to my wife.

02:25:15.760 but i did spend a lot of time bathroom no that's not true a lot of times uh andre was hammered

02:25:22.740 yeah andre was the designated driver for most of you guys oh my god bro just crazy um but i spent

02:25:29.180 a lot of time talking to the listeners which was really cool oh that's pretty cool he spoke highly

02:25:33.660 of us yeah that's nice he did that um i didn't use any of my four drink tickets can i cash him

02:25:39.820 in at the standard unbelievable oh ali unbelievable you come back whenever the hell you want i'll pay

02:25:44.900 for your drinks uh my wife bear trap studio she got mad at us and blocked us um all right so let's 1.00

02:25:51.120 go make make the noise again who got mad at us i don't know this lady over here um we're gonna do 0.96

02:25:57.000 this one you gotta do the noise that didn't work at all yeah what oh no oh she's not gonna read it 0.99

02:26:10.280 Nancy.

02:26:11.240 Yeah, she knows that.

02:26:12.800 Oh, sorry.

02:26:13.640 She doesn't want to read it.

02:26:14.620 She's like, we're buddies.

02:26:16.540 You read that.

02:26:18.000 No, you read it.

02:26:20.660 Q says, Matt, sorry I didn't get to impregnate you as promised.

02:26:26.060 There's always next year.

02:26:27.600 Who is the doofest dog? 1.00

02:26:29.380 He wants to rape you. 1.00

02:26:31.040 There you go. 1.00

02:26:32.080 Yeah, Qbert, I've kicked out a number of times, but he keeps coming back.

02:26:34.980 He does keep coming back.

02:26:35.820 I just kind of gave up.

02:26:36.820 so wait was he the guy that you said you weren't sure if he was down syndrome but it was like 0.97

02:26:42.040 close no i think he's all there he just has a hankering for rape uh you didn't say hi to me 0.86

02:26:47.660 though i know he said hi to me but he didn't say hi to you and i thought that was uh weird

02:26:52.840 a little mean it's kind of sad well it's tough to say hi to people that's what i'm saying it's

02:26:56.560 like how many people came and didn't say hi and didn't introduce themselves yeah owly oh owly

02:27:02.180 Yeah, if it wasn't for the fact that that I found Owly in my people you may know on Facebook and I saw her.

02:27:09.440 Victoria Willis is the same thing.

02:27:10.860 I knew Victoria because she comes up in my people you may know.

02:27:13.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:27:14.220 And Owly, I saw her face and I was like, why the hell does she look so familiar to me? 0.95

02:27:19.560 And then it clicked and I walked up to her, pointed in her face.

02:27:22.320 I said, who are you?

02:27:23.580 And she goes, I'm Owly.

02:27:25.180 And then I gave her a big hug. 0.97

02:27:26.380 But if I didn't do that, she wouldn't have fucking introduced herself to me either. 0.99

02:27:29.100 Crazy. 1.00

02:27:29.840 Unbelievable. 1.00

02:27:30.200 OK, Chinese noise.

02:27:32.180 it's too long i like it you like it yeah i don't tyler wilson says pop sorry i said you seem

02:27:48.160 taller on the podcast than in person i said the same thing by the way take it as a compliment

02:27:54.580 it as big d energy i never said that glad i could make it thanks to chris a lot of people said that

02:28:02.920 about me too that they thought and i was like i've always been explicit in that you were taller yeah

02:28:06.640 that i'm not that's even more insult i always thought you would be really short raven and top

02:28:11.400 would be tall and lanky it looks like that i could have seen that yeah it looks and it would be what

02:28:17.100 a great dynamic if you were a foot shorter and i was a foot taller oh i would have said no to the

02:28:20.820 show. Six. Yes. I know, but

02:28:22.980 that's like Vegeta, Napa 0.99

02:28:25.020 shit, kind of, right? Yeah, yeah, I guess 0.99

02:28:27.120 so. It would be, no, but we're about the same height.

02:28:30.340 By the way,

02:28:31.080 everybody said the same thing when they came into the studio.

02:28:33.800 They said... Wow,

02:28:35.040 really small. Yeah, it was really small in here.

02:28:37.580 And they go, oh,

02:28:39.060 what you do... Stinks. Stinks. 0.97

02:28:40.640 It smells a little bit weird.

02:28:42.440 But yeah, the studio is actually very small.

02:28:44.480 The back area with the library is huge,

02:28:46.300 but this studio is very small. Boomers 1.00

02:28:48.420 use that, so we can't use it. Yeah, we're not allowed 1.00

02:28:50.520 to use it because they get priority and that's very important that they pray for the republican

02:28:54.860 party matt made that explicit when we came here was barry texan here i never know barry texan was

02:29:00.520 disturbed by my unsupervised child which i cannot blame her um and she was sure to say that and it

02:29:07.480 hurt a lot seeing it come from her but i try to take criticism uh well when it's accurate and so

02:29:13.300 uh i forgive her there's nothing to forgive she was honestly correct about my unsupervised child

02:29:18.200 And so thank you for that painful but accurate assessment by Keisha Blackname.

02:29:24.400 Okay, we'll play the sound for the next Super Chat. 0.86

02:29:27.840 Stop! Stop! He has a brain injury! 0.95

02:29:30.560 That's like the guy at the end with the...

02:29:33.720 That was jarring.

02:29:36.400 That's actually live audio from a police call.

02:29:38.960 That is.

02:29:40.960 Mike Robertson says...

02:29:42.540 Oh, sorry, Nancy.

02:29:43.240 top to remove the deodorant from armpit hair in the shower just by a shower head with a jet setting 1.00

02:29:51.300 and blast it off that way gang from a previous episode that doesn't work you need the tiny

02:29:57.940 lice comb okay oh yeah you have to scrub it i don't know all right you're right you get sent

02:30:04.600 out dude that's it we're not doing that probably just some soap we'll talk after we'll talk after

02:30:09.280 that's a good idea well thank you mike though that's a thoughtful thing to say

02:30:13.040 and uh to contribute ten dollars to to give uh top some advice that's really nice actually

02:30:17.900 all right mute your microphone and then unmute it when it's time or i'll be really upset she

02:30:22.160 doesn't care about the show all right next uh hold on we got to get through these here we go

02:30:26.260 next super chat what the top come on man i was pressing any button don't press just any button

02:30:33.600 read the read the white choke him says like i can't do this

02:30:38.240 now this is that zach zach that's very funny zach tell them about the back-to-back

02:30:45.220 no flush oh this isn't this isn't embarrassing because it's not me uh so okay all right oddly

02:30:51.620 enough this is a church camp story oh from our senior year of high school mason and i mason is

02:30:56.660 one of my best friends in the whole i'm sorry about the sound you've been effectively i thought

02:31:01.200 It was a tasteful sound drop.

02:31:02.220 I got a good friend named Mason as well.

02:31:04.300 So basically, we went to church camp.

02:31:07.260 And if you would have seen how we dressed our, like, senior year of high school, we were definitely, like, moving more, like, raving direction over here.

02:31:14.540 Yeah, that's a lot of gesturing at me.

02:31:16.060 Very, you know, Jersey Shore was a thing.

02:31:19.600 Jersey Shore was a thing.

02:31:20.820 We were wearing our affliction shirts and our, you know, primped up hair and our cologne and all this.

02:31:27.440 Well, we end up at a church camp with a bunch of dudes that are just feral, like from this other church.

02:31:34.940 And they're wild.

02:31:36.040 So they're going into the girls' bathroom while everybody's down at the beach.

02:31:41.800 And they're calling it a back-to-back no flush, where, like, one guy will go, the next guy will go, the next guy will go, no flushes.

02:31:49.940 Bro, what?

02:31:50.820 And then they're leaving what they refer to as upper deckers.

02:31:54.780 Oh, yeah, it's in the back of it.

02:31:56.320 Right, so when you flush it, it just refills the toilet with more of that.

02:32:00.240 This is wild.

02:32:00.980 I'm sorry.

02:32:01.720 Go ahead.

02:32:02.280 But then these same dudes are out in the water doing this, and they're calling it sea otters. 1.00

02:32:08.400 How much shit did these guys retain? 0.99

02:32:10.500 It was surreal because, like, we're all there, and we're just disgusted because we're like, what is going on? 1.00

02:32:16.360 Who are these people?

02:32:17.580 And, like, they just thought it was the funniest thing on earth.

02:32:19.720 Looking back, it was pretty wild.

02:32:21.520 It was a pretty wild decision on their part.

02:32:23.700 But that really happened.

02:32:24.820 I do like that.

02:32:25.040 That was a thing.

02:32:25.900 When I was a kid, so if you walk into a public bathroom in a park,

02:32:29.040 typically there's, like, big concrete walls that divide, you know,

02:32:32.440 stalls that even, like, you know, kind of block certain areas off.

02:32:35.620 Yeah, yeah.

02:32:36.120 And I was, like, man, I guess I was, like, my kid's age.

02:32:41.660 That's crazy. 1.00

02:32:42.980 Anyway, fuck, man. 1.00

02:32:44.680 You're old. 1.00

02:32:45.720 No, it's not even about that.

02:32:46.960 You're at the door.

02:32:47.720 It's about what I did.

02:32:48.780 Yeah, and what he's probably doing now, too.

02:32:50.480 No, I don't think he's doing this at all, which is really just puts it

02:32:53.820 in a perspective of what a terrible kid I was.

02:32:56.120 But I would

02:32:57.760 climb those walls and pull my 1.00

02:32:59.840 bare ass out and then take a 1.00

02:33:01.940 shit from the top of them. Genius. 1.00

02:33:04.260 It would

02:33:05.020 splat on the floor and

02:33:07.420 people would

02:33:08.780 walk in and they'd be

02:33:12.240 greatly disturbed.

02:33:14.340 Do you think less of us now?

02:33:16.140 I think less of you guys have been listening.

02:33:18.120 Yes. Oh, that's right.

02:33:19.360 Nothing you can do will surprise

02:33:21.240 me or offend me or hurt me.

02:33:22.860 I just like to see progress, and it's there.

02:33:25.820 You know, for me...

02:33:26.740 What do you think about the difference...

02:33:28.780 Progress.

02:33:29.560 The difference between yesterday when we're hanging out and then today?

02:33:33.300 I knew what this...

02:33:34.020 I knew what was going to happen.

02:33:34.760 And tomorrow's going to be totally different because it'll be straight Bible. 0.89

02:33:37.860 Grown-ups is what we call that.

02:33:38.740 It's like, you know, I knew.

02:33:40.300 I knew walking in here, we're good, man.

02:33:43.080 Grown-ups.

02:33:43.800 For me, it's just like, dang, my son is that age?

02:33:46.440 And I don't think he's doing that.

02:33:47.640 Wow, you're still tripping on him.

02:33:48.560 He's got to be.

02:33:49.420 At least nothing's happened while he's been exposed

02:33:51.740 to being on the internet or anything

02:33:53.480 to really kickstart this thing. 0.96

02:33:54.900 He's not on the internet and shit like that. 0.96

02:33:56.260 You get a pressure washer for $3.50, Todd? 0.99

02:33:58.960 What? Is that your mom's website?

02:34:00.560 This is nonsense. I'm trying to do something here.

02:34:03.280 Okay, play the music now. It's time.

02:34:05.040 Hold on. Yeah, we'll play this one.

02:34:07.380 I don't know what it is.

02:34:08.880 Go ahead, Nancy.

02:34:12.740 Schizofren says...

02:34:14.380 Hold up, Matt.

02:34:15.740 Oh, wait, wait, wait.

02:34:16.340 I just want to say

02:34:18.940 Thank you, Schizofren, for the appropriate amount of T's.

02:34:22.560 And Matt, we are officially at a 5T minimum.

02:34:25.960 I did sign the, when anybody asked me to sign the poster, I did it with 5T's.

02:34:30.260 That's awesome.

02:34:30.620 You really did it.

02:34:31.200 It's a minimum of 5T's.

02:34:32.120 And he just put one streak through all the T's.

02:34:33.740 That's actually, I like that.

02:34:34.900 It's as many T's as you'd like, but a minimum of 5.

02:34:37.620 So we do have a new sound drop for the Japanese sound.

02:34:43.780 And I will give a warning.

02:34:44.940 I don't know what it is.

02:34:46.440 z-man sent it to me and he goes japanese sound i trust you so the next super chat is on you dog

02:34:51.500 mistake okay read it nancy schizo friend says hold up matt ed and i were chatting for like 15

02:35:01.300 minutes i had already joked earlier about it and went for it when we were taking a pic while we

02:35:07.440 were drinking he laughed i think he's talking about the face touching yeah was it like an

02:35:12.700 uncomfortable laugh though and how was the touch was it just like he definitely didn't like that

02:35:17.800 you know what's funny yeah man would it was very obvious that two hands that ed was like

02:35:23.960 um a little uncomfortable while he was trying to do all this you think yeah i think so you know

02:35:28.700 it's also very funny you want to know something very disrespectful i'm looking at the text messages

02:35:33.680 now we have an nds strategy group chat with uh it doesn't include me it's only tiffany texting in

02:35:40.800 here for months trying to talk to us you guys are is that true yeah you guys blew her off like so

02:35:47.080 bad dude so bad i don't think that she was just trying to help yeah she was in brasil i don't

02:35:52.720 think that happens when you text somebody and they never text you back what does that happen

02:35:56.560 who does that that never happens yeah that's cool hey we have raven does it all the time

02:36:00.880 that's not you ignores all of my messages i'm so excited to hear this what this one sounds like

02:36:05.820 okay we're good that really never happens okay here we go i was in shock to see that nancy you

02:36:09.540 ready hell yeah i do like that one i like that one that's nice how long this one go oh no we

02:36:20.080 can just read through it yo i really like that one tyler wilson i know that sound

02:36:26.080 my ancestors that's how i wake up i still had three tickets and got four coffees but i was

02:36:34.640 tipping good well thank you tyler how did you get mighty white you were given two in the beginning

02:36:40.640 of the day and he got four coffees already so it's like seven total it's giving bjs in the

02:36:45.180 bathroom for some people were getting they were getting pretty because those drinks you made were

02:36:49.780 strong oh a shout out to uncle sassy yeah yeah yeah a lot of you guys don't know that the so

02:36:56.720 the sangria was gone they just asked it yeah well yeah top literally drank half of it dude by like

02:37:02.600 Yeah, by like midday, he was feeling nice, bro.

02:37:04.980 I had three sangrias.

02:37:06.120 Bro, you were feeling nice.

02:37:07.900 I had not a single drink because I didn't eat anything.

02:37:10.180 I didn't drink anything because I was afraid that I was going to crash.

02:37:14.340 Yeah, yeah.

02:37:14.540 Not Top, dude.

02:37:15.540 He floats.

02:37:16.300 If you see him after he's at a couple of days, he's like floating.

02:37:19.320 He's the man, dude.

02:37:20.120 He's walking around with a smile.

02:37:21.320 I was not chilling.

02:37:23.060 He was vibing, dude.

02:37:24.220 He was walking on air.

02:37:25.440 I was like, my man.

02:37:26.460 You need that once in a while because you're always like stressful, Mr. Nasty, super uptight.

02:37:31.480 I don't drink. 0.99

02:37:31.940 What's up with the hands?

02:37:33.220 I don't like all the motions.

02:37:33.500 And then you were just, like, flying, bro.

02:37:35.500 You were, like, on a—you looked like you were on one of those escalators.

02:37:37.520 Anyway, those are world-famous sassy sangrias sangrias.

02:37:41.960 He used to work in the World Trade Center before the original bombing.

02:37:45.240 I think that's, like, the 2000—

02:37:45.880 Shout out to the World Trade Center.

02:37:46.900 Shout out to—

02:37:47.940 What are they doing these days?

02:37:51.220 I don't know.

02:37:51.780 What are they up to?

02:37:52.460 Yeah, he used to work there, and he made this specific concoction and whatever he puts in there.

02:37:58.920 They had it on display.

02:37:59.880 They made him a sign and everything, and they put it in their hotels.

02:38:02.660 I wish I would have tried it.

02:38:03.880 You come from a really talented family, Top.

02:38:05.980 You know what I wanted?

02:38:07.020 Two things. 0.99

02:38:07.780 I wanted to change my fucking outfit and get a drink for the last performance, 0.99

02:38:13.740 but instead you were offstage going, do you want to just roll straight into the next one? 0.99

02:38:17.100 No, I didn't ask you, do you want to?

02:38:18.220 I said, we're going to roll straight into the next one, and thank God we did.

02:38:21.620 Literally, I'm up there for how many cycles of people?

02:38:24.400 One, two, three, four, five, six different cycles,

02:38:27.580 And at the last one where I could possibly get a break to change and get a drink, he's like, we're rolling into the next one. 0.97

02:38:32.280 And I'm like, it's fucking cool, man. 0.98

02:38:34.440 He's just dehydrated. 0.99

02:38:36.540 You should have just asked somebody to get you a drink.

02:38:38.500 I would have gotten you a drink.

02:38:40.420 I had a Pleiadian outfit with gold sneakers and a gold do-rag.

02:38:44.420 And I think you were going to wear the alien mask with that, right? 0.98

02:38:47.200 All kinds of things were going to happen that never fucking happened. 0.98

02:38:49.360 That's why. 0.91

02:38:49.980 But it was coming to a point where I was like, this doesn't look good. 1.00

02:38:52.940 Yeah, no, you had some sort of intuition about it because that bitch really had a problem. 1.00

02:38:56.860 No, no, just leave. 1.00

02:38:57.580 Go ahead, get the fuck out of here, why don't you? 1.00

02:39:00.240 Go on and kick fucking rocks. 1.00

02:39:03.560 Play the sound. 1.00

02:39:05.540 I like this one a lot, by the way.

02:39:06.940 Let it build up.

02:39:07.940 Yeah, Nancy, keep reading that.

02:39:09.120 Just read as we go.

02:39:10.200 Yeah, yeah, let it do that.

02:39:11.120 I like that.

02:39:13.700 Man, that's so great.

02:39:18.200 DuckSpeak says, I didn't come to Brogro because I had a dream.

02:39:23.660 What?

02:39:24.720 No, he didn't come to Brogro, so boo.

02:39:27.580 Oh, he had a premonition that he met David and you just ignored him.

02:39:35.020 Very rude.

02:39:36.240 Very rude.

02:39:37.060 I do want to say that he wouldn't have done that.

02:39:39.320 He wouldn't have done that.

02:39:40.080 Maybe the first bro grove.

02:39:41.900 I've gotten a lot better.

02:39:43.920 And and I was it's so the first bro grove.

02:39:48.360 I just didn't understand.

02:39:49.920 You know what I mean?

02:39:50.400 Like that people were coming and all this other stuff.

02:39:52.260 But like now I have a real sense of gratitude.

02:39:55.380 And I also understand the dynamic.

02:39:57.060 It's like you guys get to suffer through listening to me for hours and hours, and I'm happy to, like, listen to you guys talk about whatever you want to listen to.

02:40:04.480 So I had conversations with a lot of people, and I don't think I ignored anybody.

02:40:09.120 And it was a genuine pleasure, honestly.

02:40:11.180 It's crazy that I'm in a – I was – I don't know if you're supposed to talk about what you talk about with God,

02:40:16.300 but i was just talking to god about this idea that like not long ago um i was you know working 0.96

02:40:24.660 a job that i hated gripping a steering wheel in the cold at four in the fucking morning with a 0.79

02:40:28.920 car that barely had any heat in it and uh and you know had this desperate feeling in my heart of 0.92

02:40:34.900 like i've got to do something else i've got to do something else now i'm in a place where i'm on

02:40:38.900 stage with people that i really enjoy and people are paying to come in and even just like spend a

02:40:45.140 little bit of time to talk to me that's pretty fucking crazy so very grateful for all the people

02:40:49.600 who come and come hard when they do come uh super super grateful for that so no i wouldn't have 0.60

02:40:54.460 ignored you duck speak i don't know how long i can keep that up though because what i will say

02:40:58.140 is i understand a little bit now when you see a famous person that's just like comes off as cold 0.61

02:41:03.180 and rude like i've got 15 minutes of turnover time or whatever it is or 20 minutes and you catch me

02:41:09.880 you hold court with me for 10 minutes now i have 10 minutes and five of them i'll spend with my 0.96

02:41:14.260 wife and five of them i'll spend with you being like uh this is what's gonna fucking happen over 0.82

02:41:18.360 the next thing you know part of the job when i was doing yeah people are doing that to me and 0.96

02:41:21.680 here's here's the move you go yeah oh you're telling me about like whatever and i go come

02:41:27.500 over here and i they come over here and i'm like i gotta do this but tell talk to me and i'm doing

02:41:32.220 whatever i gotta do but i'm like you understand i gotta do yeah yeah i'm listening and they say

02:41:36.740 something i'm like yo that's that it's actually crazy i can't believe you said that one dude said 0.90

02:41:40.860 some really cool shit to me. 0.92

02:41:42.200 Here, hold this. 0.99

02:41:43.120 Fucking pick this up 0.99

02:41:44.060 because we're going this way out. 0.99

02:41:44.820 Well, they probably enjoy

02:41:45.760 seeing it happen, too.

02:41:47.020 You know what I mean?

02:41:47.500 Like, talking to you

02:41:48.060 while you're doing the thing.

02:41:48.680 Oh, yeah, I'm sure

02:41:49.300 there's a dope-ass thing to...

02:41:50.900 I just know that I got to do it,

02:41:52.160 and I'm like,

02:41:52.660 I got five minutes to do a thing,

02:41:55.280 and you want to talk to me,

02:41:56.400 so you're coming with me, I guess.

02:41:57.580 Yeah, yeah, tag along, dude.

02:41:59.060 There was somebody

02:41:59.800 that dropped a theory on me,

02:42:02.720 and I wish I could remember it.

02:42:03.640 I'm sure I will at some point.

02:42:04.980 It was about circumcision,

02:42:07.320 and it was about the sacrifice

02:42:10.640 And even this theory as to why Cain's sacrifice wasn't satisfactory, but Abel's was.

02:42:18.140 There was no foreskin.

02:42:19.340 And it was something about like—

02:42:20.640 It was brought according to faith is what it says in Hebrew.

02:42:22.900 Yeah, yeah, but he expanded on that idea and how it applies and this idea of a sacrifice being yourself,

02:42:29.480 but to turn your life over.

02:42:31.440 You're sacrificing your life, but in servitude to the Lord so that God can enact his will through you.

02:42:36.380 And it's like the living sacrifice instead of this dead sacrifice. 0.99

02:42:39.080 but it was like a banger what he was dropping on me and i will admit even though it took fucking 0.99

02:42:44.820 15 minutes in between you know one set and another set i was like damn this dude's cooking 0.98

02:42:50.580 like damn this dude's and i thought how cool is that because you listen to me talk and now you 0.99

02:42:54.920 have an opportunity to like tell me some dope shit you know you came all this way and and paid 0.99

02:42:59.020 money to be here and i thought you know that's that's super cool so i wouldn't have ignored you 0.98

02:43:02.360 uh uh duck wouldn't have ignored you that is cool you know last it was the last year we had a

02:43:07.040 confessionals booth remember that but but nobody used it i don't think anyone used it it was what

02:43:11.180 do you mean confessionals booth so you go in you talk about who you had sex with but you use and

02:43:15.600 then we blackmail you detail as possible crazy thing no we had a band there was a glory hole in

02:43:19.820 it it was weird yeah nobody used that there was there was a microphone and a camera and it was a

02:43:27.080 soundproof booth and you can go in there and you can say if you had like a crazy story like it was

02:43:32.340 the nds uh chronicles booth yeah yeah and that's what it was for but i don't think we got any

02:43:37.360 footage i think people didn't know and we didn't explain it was a cool idea but like yeah there's

02:43:42.440 so many things that you think you're gonna execute like for example a demo of a game or telling them

02:43:49.060 they can watch the podcast in the side right we just don't get around wearing an alien mask

02:43:53.620 inviting your friend on the stage and then not shitting your pants yeah all these things so you 0.86

02:43:58.340 It's really fly-by-the-seat-of-your-shitty-pants kind of a deal.

02:44:01.600 We got a couple more, and they're low, but we'll play them.

02:44:06.060 Hey-oh!

02:44:08.660 Q again.

02:44:12.260 Okay, how do we all know it's Q when his name's Dumasho?

02:44:14.660 She knows Q.

02:44:16.680 He has many names.

02:44:19.140 Yes, he does.

02:44:20.480 He's like the guy in the same thing.

02:44:21.960 I sent you a heartfelt note on Twitter.

02:44:23.800 Read it, Top.

02:44:24.540 I didn't see it.

02:44:25.180 No, I can't read it because it's...

02:44:26.300 Look it up and read it, Top.

02:44:27.520 Don't read it now.

02:44:30.100 That's for top for later.

02:44:31.580 I mean, at least get the gist out.

02:44:33.040 What's his name on Twitter? We don't even know.

02:44:34.860 It doesn't matter. Play the Japanese song again.

02:44:37.480 He is Qbert. 0.96

02:44:39.520 No, not on Twitter.

02:44:40.620 You might be blocked off. That'll be for you later on.

02:44:43.980 Right next.

02:44:44.620 Raven's got to go, dude.

02:44:46.680 What is it?

02:44:49.220 What does Laney say?

02:44:50.800 Says Matt with

02:44:52.380 27 Ts.

02:44:55.280 I think that's probably a good estimate of how many T's are there.

02:44:57.980 And I got to admit, I greatly approve of Lainey's usage of the letter T.

02:45:03.180 Matt's high T, for sure.

02:45:04.560 Thank you, Lainey.

02:45:05.000 Can't wait to see your edits.

02:45:07.000 Yeah, Lainey's my guy.

02:45:08.040 He already sent me one this morning, Nancy.

02:45:09.940 Oh, yeah, that was a banger.

02:45:10.860 He's, like, all over it. 1.00

02:45:13.080 Yo!

02:45:15.900 What?

02:45:17.560 God speed you in the sky. 0.77

02:45:20.680 Nance. 0.98

02:45:22.820 Oh. 0.99

02:45:24.780 They paid us in sex? 0.99

02:45:26.820 Sex? 0.99

02:45:27.580 Sex? 0.97

02:45:28.160 27?

02:45:28.820 I don't know what that means.

02:45:30.320 It's not dollars.

02:45:32.920 But he says,

02:45:34.360 Doust and...

02:45:34.420 Is that South Korean? 0.95

02:45:37.300 Seaman. 0.93

02:45:38.740 Oh, Doust and Seaman.

02:45:39.680 Spider-Man.

02:45:40.960 Doust and Seaman.

02:45:42.800 I thought the Spider-Man bit was pretty funny.

02:45:44.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:45:45.940 With the ejaculations and everything.

02:45:47.240 I didn't like that because I did have...

02:45:48.320 We had very loose plans to see it the next day,

02:45:50.460 and I'm like,

02:45:50.900 you're not going to fuck this up for me, Owen. 0.61

02:45:52.580 That was when I still had some funny left in me,

02:45:54.780 By those latter performances, especially after the intervention of Austin Picard.

02:45:59.760 I see that.

02:46:00.300 Yeah, that took a lot out of you.

02:46:02.200 I had nothing humorous to say. 0.92

02:46:04.960 I was literally, I think when we were on stage with Owen Benjamin and shit, 0.95

02:46:08.940 like somebody would say something and I would just repeat it. 0.99

02:46:11.820 Like they would say something like, oh, what the fuck is wrong with you? 1.00

02:46:15.640 And then people would laugh and I'd go, what the fuck is wrong with you? 1.00

02:46:19.320 Just hang there with nothing left to give at all, dude. 1.00

02:46:23.200 Really, really brutal. 1.00

02:46:23.960 Okay, Chinese sound, and this is the last one. 1.00

02:46:26.480 Oh, really? 0.50

02:46:27.160 What?

02:46:27.740 No, there's a lot of money still coming in.

02:46:30.160 He's got to go.

02:46:31.220 We did get 54 monies.

02:46:37.720 That's a great noise.

02:46:39.220 It really is a good noise.

02:46:40.980 Ian Valdez says, when is top coming to NDS Bible study?

02:46:46.600 I did come.

02:46:47.900 Shout out to Ian.

02:46:49.080 I hope you're crushing it.

02:46:50.060 I hope you're doing it.

02:46:51.420 I go there.

02:46:52.840 i was there twice i think you were there twice yeah and he keeps a low profile i don't yeah i

02:46:57.140 don't participate i was in there nobody said anything to me and i don't want to be said

02:47:00.700 anything to i was just listening to you that he was upset that he wasn't greeted yeah and then

02:47:04.640 he's like i don't want to be talked to anyway no no i was just hoping that like i didn't go in and

02:47:08.500 they go oh top and then they and then it distracts more to do it on energy it's like when the pastor

02:47:13.520 shows up at the bible study yeah everybody stops doing their thing because they want you to talk

02:47:17.940 I was like, no, I don't want you to do it.

02:47:19.420 Pastor Lobster, when he shows up.

02:47:21.220 And also, when I'm there, like, I was there twice,

02:47:24.180 I'm getting ready to put my kids to bed.

02:47:26.400 So, like, I'm like, put on your pajamas. 1.00

02:47:27.980 Stop fucking screaming. 0.99

02:47:28.880 By the way, yeah, if Top shows up and you don't be like, hey, Top, 1.00

02:47:32.260 he's like, yeah, I don't want to say anything.

02:47:33.240 That is not true at all.

02:47:34.680 I'm very happy.

02:47:35.760 I would walk right past everybody and just come into the studio,

02:47:39.460 and he goes, have you seen this guy?

02:47:40.620 He's famous.

02:47:41.400 Hey, have you seen Top Lobster?

02:47:42.540 He's famous.

02:47:43.160 You guys love that.

02:47:44.400 They act like they don't.

02:47:45.720 They love that they're able to be like, hey,

02:47:47.340 I really don't want the attention.

02:47:48.420 They love that.

02:47:49.260 No, we don't like that.

02:47:50.400 Stoiken says introducing hips as the guys who killed David Wilcock was hilarious.

02:47:56.320 Honestly, they were so fantastic at what they were doing.

02:48:00.840 I wish we had like an hour with them, and I wish we were like fresher.

02:48:04.380 I know, yeah.

02:48:04.900 But like they did crush.

02:48:07.200 Yeah, and it was funny because you could tell it started off a little bit like,

02:48:10.460 wait, what? 0.93

02:48:11.220 You killed a dude by calling him gay? 0.98

02:48:13.260 And like, you know, even Owen was a little bit. 0.92

02:48:15.260 It was cool for Owen to be like, wait, tell this story.

02:48:17.140 Well, first he was like, almost like it doesn't seem funny. 0.70

02:48:20.240 And then once they heard, like, getting transformed into a banana sandwich and getting raped, 0.72

02:48:24.120 it was like, oh, you are not the guys who killed David Wilcox. 0.97

02:48:26.980 Like, that's not your fault.

02:48:28.340 It got so funny, man.

02:48:30.140 I'm so happy that we invited those guys.

02:48:32.540 Those guys are real sleepers.

02:48:34.540 They need to be doing more, I think. 0.99

02:48:37.360 So we're supposed to open some shit, right, from Truth or Con. 0.99

02:48:41.780 Sorry, dude, you're in it. 0.99

02:48:42.840 That's why I'm trying to fucking get through these things. 0.84

02:48:46.500 So this is some merch, I think, from the guys over at Skiba News Nation. 0.96

02:48:51.220 Jeremiah told me to open that, and I spilled a drink on it, and I said, yeah.

02:48:54.280 He said, but open that on the show.

02:48:55.540 And I said, yeah, for sure.

02:48:58.040 Sangria.

02:48:58.520 It says on it, it says, for those who seek what is hidden, the truth reveals itself to the few. 0.99

02:49:03.460 I don't know what the fuck's in this box, dude. 0.98

02:49:05.680 But, oh, this is actually really cool. 0.98

02:49:07.600 All right, so there's some tchotchkes in here. 1.00

02:49:09.500 Tchotchkes. 1.00

02:49:09.960 Flat Earth Revolution is actually a banger. 1.00

02:49:12.720 Shout out to Bennis the Menace.

02:49:14.200 He's probably not going to like that one, but go ahead and hold on to that.

02:49:17.240 It's a patch.

02:49:18.000 Oh, a patch.

02:49:18.680 Nice.

02:49:20.740 I don't know why there's purple drank.

02:49:24.280 Purple Kool-Aid.

02:49:25.520 Pineapples, dog.

02:49:26.600 I think he said every one of these is different.

02:49:28.800 Okay, well, I really appreciate this one.

02:49:30.740 Is that for Ed?

02:49:33.100 This probably was.

02:49:34.240 Actually, does it have Ed's name on it?

02:49:35.780 Nancy, stop that, Nancy. 0.99

02:49:37.040 Ed was a banger, though.

02:49:38.120 He had a couple of racial jokes that I was like, I was really respecting Ed. 1.00

02:49:41.680 I didn't want to drop any N-bombs in his presence because I love him so much. 0.99

02:49:44.880 I didn't want him to be uncomfortable.

02:49:46.120 There was something in the VIP where he said something about dad's not being around. 1.00

02:49:50.440 He's like, I don't want to hear a black joke. 1.00

02:49:52.080 Yeah, dude. 1.00

02:49:52.680 I was like, dude, that was pretty good.

02:49:54.200 That was very cool.

02:49:55.460 It was really funny.

02:49:57.320 Even though he did come off as a little bit nervous, you know, because it's a different kind of...

02:50:00.960 I don't think he was nervous.

02:50:01.720 I just think he's like a smart guy that just kind of...

02:50:04.480 Oh, he's definitely a smart guy.

02:50:05.600 He doesn't just hang out with people a lot. 1.00

02:50:07.960 Doesn't typically expose those to retards. 1.00

02:50:09.680 What is this stuff he's posting? 1.00

02:50:11.360 What's what?

02:50:12.080 Oh, yeah, that's me and my body.

02:50:13.540 Oh, because he lost weight.

02:50:14.660 Yeah, yeah.

02:50:15.240 Look at that, dude.

02:50:16.500 Dude, the six-pack looks good.

02:50:17.980 Every time you come around to, like, a bro group, you think that there's some sort of competition.

02:50:22.940 Well, um.

02:50:23.580 He does, big time, dude.

02:50:25.040 Yeah, yeah.

02:50:25.780 Like, if people aren't going to see him in person, he could care less, dude.

02:50:28.620 He just goes full-on eat machine.

02:50:29.940 It was less of that, to be honest.

02:50:31.480 It was more of you and Top calling me fat.

02:50:34.100 Well, I mean.

02:50:35.040 He realized that I was fat.

02:50:36.220 Good.

02:50:36.420 We saw you with your shirt off.

02:50:37.280 Good.

02:50:37.780 You didn't see me with my shirt off.

02:50:39.000 Oh, yeah, we did.

02:50:40.140 We just saw you with your show off in the picture right there,

02:50:42.000 but we saw you with your show off a couple weeks ago.

02:50:43.960 We hang out away from work.

02:50:46.400 We were looking for Ed for a little while.

02:50:48.620 We had, like, lost him because he was up next.

02:50:51.180 And I think Schizofren said,

02:50:52.400 we lost the only black guy at the event. 1.00

02:50:54.580 That was very funny. 1.00

02:50:55.560 That was very funny.

02:50:57.160 I don't know.

02:50:57.480 There's a little sticker.

02:50:58.340 It says, the truth shall set you free.

02:51:00.600 Okay, this is interesting.

02:51:04.040 Another magnet that says it's flat.

02:51:06.300 This is interesting.

02:51:07.180 What I will say is the guys from Truth or Con, the guys from Skiava News Network, had a really great setup for their merch and everything.

02:51:13.820 I like those guys a lot, dude.

02:51:14.920 A little top-secret notepad.

02:51:16.420 I'll actually be using that on the show.

02:51:17.780 I just met them, and they were like, let's just sit down.

02:51:20.800 I forget even how it came out.

02:51:21.840 I was like, let's just do a pod real quick.

02:51:23.220 And the three of us just sat down.

02:51:24.520 They tell us everybody.

02:51:25.640 What a great, allegedly.

02:51:28.660 I like that one.

02:51:29.600 You know, we've got to get one that just says so-called.

02:51:32.360 Yeah, well, here, do you hold on to that?

02:51:33.840 I'm going to keep going through this.

02:51:34.500 So-called would be a great sticker for Matt.

02:51:36.420 So-called.

02:51:36.940 I know we had

02:51:38.580 so we're going to be at Truth or Con

02:51:40.700 and this is

02:51:43.000 wonderful. Aliens, Loch Ness

02:51:44.880 Monster, Bigfoot

02:51:46.520 these socks are dope but these are going to be tops

02:51:48.940 I guess because I didn't get a box 1.00

02:51:50.680 I didn't get merch from fucking anybody because I'm a stupid bitch 1.00

02:51:52.940 there's a box for you. Oh there is a box for me? 1.00

02:51:54.740 That's wonderful

02:51:55.220 that's great. What a dope bookmark. We love him

02:51:58.960 because he first loved us

02:52:00.380 1 John 419. That's very nice

02:52:02.780 so very cool. The guys from

02:52:04.900 Netflix

02:52:06.080 I mean, I'm going to call it Nephilim.

02:52:07.920 Oh, that's cool.

02:52:09.560 Is that blood in the vial?

02:52:10.420 It's a little red pill, blue pill.

02:52:11.580 It says stay comfortable, stay curious.

02:52:13.740 That's dope.

02:52:14.600 Very cool stuff.

02:52:16.040 Those guys really crush at the merch thing, man.

02:52:19.500 Yeah, I love those dudes.

02:52:20.440 And at Truth or Con.

02:52:21.280 So we are going to be at Truth or Con in the Dallas-Fort Worth area.

02:52:26.800 What do you mean by we?

02:52:28.340 I honestly don't know if...

02:52:30.160 I know Soteros, Nephilim Death Squad, David and Daniel, Top Lobster and Raven.

02:52:33.840 I mean, we're not getting, you know, nobody's buying us tickets.

02:52:37.860 Every time I ask him, we're like, hey, do you want to go see Noah's Ark?

02:52:40.260 He's like, I don't leave.

02:52:41.080 I don't leave my house.

02:52:41.900 He literally says no.

02:52:43.320 And then when you say it again, he's like, well, who's going?

02:52:45.460 Jeremiah and Jake were my boys, dude.

02:52:47.120 They're like, yo, come to Truth or Con in Dallas in November.

02:52:49.700 Yeah.

02:52:50.040 So I was like.

02:52:50.600 Did they say that?

02:52:52.000 I'm going to have to ask him.

02:52:52.860 You don't like that.

02:52:53.820 He doesn't like it.

02:52:54.600 No, I don't care.

02:52:55.500 I don't care.

02:52:56.100 But I just, you know, like, were you invited or were you not invited?

02:52:58.340 We have to check the fair point.

02:52:59.320 Yeah, I probably shouldn't go.

02:53:00.640 Well, were you invited or were you not invited?

02:53:02.420 Why can't I get a clear answer on that?

02:53:04.160 I literally just told the story, dude.

02:53:06.080 You tell a lot of stories.

02:53:07.240 We talked like 10 times throughout the day.

02:53:08.000 He wasn't invited.

02:53:09.140 It's going to be fun.

02:53:10.120 It's going to be cool.

02:53:11.160 You talk all the time about how you speak to.

02:53:13.620 Text him.

02:53:14.320 Who is it?

02:53:15.400 Somebody.

02:53:16.000 I mean, the Albarino one ended up being true.

02:53:17.500 There's a lot of other ones.

02:53:18.160 Yeah, so which one wasn't true?

02:53:20.080 You said you held a very long conversation with Tony Merkel, and that wasn't true at all.

02:53:24.780 What are you talking about?

02:53:25.900 Here are the invited guests.

02:53:27.820 You guys sure about that?

02:53:28.640 By the way.

02:53:29.160 Gary Wayne.

02:53:29.880 Something I noticed about this.

02:53:31.780 Something I noticed.

02:53:33.220 Yeah.

02:53:34.440 Jacob is real.

02:53:36.000 He's gone.

02:53:37.240 Ige is no longer on there.

02:53:39.500 What happened?

02:53:40.120 I don't know.

02:53:41.000 If you guys screwed that up, that's not right.

02:53:43.260 You're not even on here, dude.

02:53:44.680 Yeah, I'm not a performer.

02:53:45.900 He just said, come out there and we'll throw you in the mix.

02:53:48.480 We're performing?

02:53:49.580 Yeah, yeah, we're going to perform.

02:53:50.400 What do we got to do?

02:53:51.180 Who cares, man?

02:53:51.940 That's easy.

02:53:53.020 That's easy.

02:53:53.720 We don't have to set it up.

02:53:54.760 We don't have to do anything. 1.00

02:53:55.700 We just get to show up and talk shit. 0.99

02:53:57.040 Valid point. 1.00

02:53:57.460 Let's go.

02:53:57.980 Yeah, why not?

02:53:59.120 Yeah, and we'll get to see Sam Tripoli, too, the guys from Skiba News Nation.

02:54:01.940 It's going to be a lot of fun if you guys are out in this Dallas-Fort Worth area.

02:54:04.860 What's the date on that, Top?

02:54:06.820 November 7th through 8th, I believe?

02:54:09.540 It's early in November.

02:54:10.920 November 7th and 8th.

02:54:12.360 Oh, that's funny.

02:54:13.000 It's August 7th and 8th and then November 7th and 8th.

02:54:15.420 So if you guys are out there and you wanted to come to this one but couldn't make it,

02:54:19.100 or if you came to this one but you still want to see us again and come hang out, show up to Truth or Con.

02:54:24.920 Three months in between shows, and then three months in between Truth or Con and the next Bro Grove, dude.

02:54:29.800 It's, like, exactly laid out.

02:54:32.660 Beautiful.

02:54:33.720 All right, I won't go, dude, even though he invited me.

02:54:35.640 I'll just be like, hey, man, it's kind of weird with me and the Raven.

02:54:37.240 If I bring my gun, I got to go through, like, the reciprocal carry thing.

02:54:40.340 We're going to rent a Suburban that's got, like, the three rows.

02:54:44.000 Oh, my guy.

02:54:44.840 We're all going, taking the wires.

02:54:45.600 I am not driving to Texas.

02:54:47.360 It's like a day.

02:54:48.560 It's like a day drive, bro.

02:54:49.840 It's a day.

02:54:50.440 That's the fun.

02:54:51.280 What I'd like to do is drive to Missouri.

02:54:53.760 with an RV for a 0.99

02:54:56.820 Bartaria. Oh, that would be 0.93

02:54:58.820 awesome. We've never been invited, though.

02:55:00.560 Have we been invited? I don't think we've ever been explicitly

02:55:02.720 invited. When is it?

02:55:04.540 October? I think we're a little bit short,

02:55:06.640 and I'm a little bit too gay to be invited to 0.87

02:55:08.660 Bartaria. The second part, for sure. I would agree with 0.80

02:55:10.740 that. Yeah, I think that's why that hasn't happened.

02:55:12.840 It's such a better website than ours. Alright, we do have

02:55:14.740 another one here. Let's, uh...

02:55:16.460 Who does our website? Another one.

02:55:17.780 The music? 1.00

02:55:23.760 fuck that's good nancy cloop says dudes the unsupervised child situation makes me feel like 0.99

02:55:38.720 there needs to be a bro grove kids day they can all hold guns sideways yeah i mean um it would be 0.99

02:55:47.460 amazing if we somehow got a venue that was big enough that you could have one of those areas

02:55:51.560 where it's like all the kids just a padded room and we'll just let do that facility a bounce house

02:55:57.560 we'll let ben brian of demon racers and seth uh uh watch the kids honestly it would be pretty dope

02:56:04.080 i i gotta just once again give those guys a shout out i i really have a tremendous love for them

02:56:09.240 uh and and just the way that they fucking uh were so solid when it came to my kid it was it was

02:56:14.840 unbelievable those dudes are awesome so uh yeah who knows maybe it would be easier for people to

02:56:19.860 make it out we had a couple people that said um this is the first time we've been out by ourselves

02:56:25.020 in our marriage since we've had kids no way and i was like damn that's kind of cool dude there

02:56:30.060 were a couple people i met that were there on their anniversary like it was for their anniversary

02:56:34.280 oh yeah i met them yeah that's very funny they were super cool oh yeah z-man says we could just

02:56:38.760 rent jet skis and cut across the gulf to texas brilliant that would be faster so simple i like

02:56:45.660 that okay how about i don't like the idea of uh of uh what is it called a pirate ship i don't like

02:56:53.820 that yeah that's too much okay it's a liability what a cruise across the gulf a cruise is easier

02:56:58.940 is it a cruise is easier what do we need sound equipment not even they have that they have

02:57:04.300 stages we need people with money that are willing to pay for it i wonder how much small cruise ships

02:57:09.620 too like like not quite like carnival level like just a couple hundred people kind of size they do

02:57:15.120 that hmm that would be cool what do you mean for a show for a weekend yeah yeah for uh for uh bro

02:57:20.920 grove so by the way i already kind of have some ideas about what the next bro grove is going to

02:57:25.400 look like um it's gonna be on a cruise ship well this guy's got it all planned though it's gotta

02:57:30.160 be two from now it's gotta be another one in the summer at the movie theater maybe that one's 0.93

02:57:35.260 well it's fine no by the way i went to chili's yesterday fucking chili limited capacity i think 0.93

02:57:41.480 is fine 0.96

02:57:42.460 I think it's good

02:57:43.920 because we would have

02:57:45.260 sold out

02:57:45.760 we would have

02:57:46.220 we would have sold out

02:57:47.140 months ago

02:57:47.780 at the

02:57:48.760 at the movie theater

02:57:50.660 oh at the theater

02:57:51.240 yeah

02:57:51.440 and then we don't have to

02:57:52.000 worry about like 0.99

02:57:52.780 ticket sales and shit 0.99

02:57:53.500 it's like stressful 0.99

02:57:54.240 so okay

02:57:55.300 this is my idea

02:57:56.740 this one I really wanted

02:57:57.840 it to be community driven

02:57:58.980 and I think we really

02:57:59.840 nailed that

02:58:00.320 I wanted it to be

02:58:01.560 people like Ed Mabry

02:58:02.480 Laura Baker

02:58:03.140 and all this other stuff

02:58:03.980 and we really nailed that

02:58:05.340 dude where's he going

02:58:06.060 with this

02:58:06.300 what's the next one

02:58:07.180 I'm scared

02:58:07.620 listening to 1.00

02:58:08.640 you know the homies 1.00

02:58:10.400 like 0.62

02:58:10.980 uh like doc brown talk about how cool it was to be able to be among the people that typically

02:58:16.300 you're just stuck behind a screen you don't get to actually be with these people all of that was

02:58:20.100 cool so i'm really pumped about that and i'm glad that worked out the other thing that i wanted to 0.99

02:58:24.420 achieve with this one was giving the homies stage time because i think what it does is it elevates 0.71

02:58:29.340 your ability like sam tripoli did that for us being able to be on stage with sam tripoli made 0.94

02:58:35.820 me realize like there's something here to be taken seriously and there's another level to this as far

02:58:40.600 is like performance and getting locked in and getting in the zone.

02:58:43.560 I wanted to do that for them.

02:58:45.200 I wanted them to see that by being on stage, there's another level to this.

02:58:49.500 You have opportunities with your content and everything that you're doing,

02:58:53.040 no matter how new you are, Andrew of the 6G Agenda, very new.

02:58:56.200 JT follows JC, been in the game for a while.

02:58:58.460 It doesn't matter.

02:58:59.660 There's something else you could be doing here.

02:59:01.220 You could be getting on stage and giving another level of, I don't know,

02:59:05.820 not just performance, but like a different look to what you're doing, right?

02:59:08.880 So with that in mind for next year, or the next episode, you're thinking...

02:59:12.420 It's not even with that in mind.

02:59:13.840 That's done now.

02:59:14.740 Okay. 0.99

02:59:15.220 Gave the homies some stage time, brought some community together. 1.00

02:59:18.300 The next time we do something... 1.00

02:59:20.040 What's the next one? 1.00

02:59:20.240 I'm saying, fuck them. 1.00

02:59:21.060 I think that's what I'm saying. 1.00

02:59:21.700 That's not what I'm saying.

02:59:22.460 Oh, nobody else comes.

02:59:23.920 It's just us.

02:59:24.140 Those people are all...

02:59:25.360 No performances.

02:59:26.460 Oh.

02:59:27.200 Everybody sits around and just snaps their fingers.

02:59:29.720 Dude, that was a crazy thing, too.

02:59:30.880 Whoa, it's just a hang?

02:59:32.800 Jesus Christ.

02:59:34.060 So what it is is those guys are still going to come.

02:59:38.760 You're invited.

02:59:39.520 Come watch.

02:59:39.880 Are they going to come?

02:59:40.900 Come watch.

02:59:41.660 We don't know.

02:59:42.400 He hasn't delivered the punchline.

02:59:43.800 Maybe if you could do a side podcast in the next room, that's cool.

02:59:48.320 But the only people that are coming on stage for the next one,

02:59:50.600 and I want to go back and forth in this style.

02:59:52.620 Can I go on stage?

02:59:53.480 Yeah, dude.

02:59:54.160 Yeah, obviously.

02:59:54.780 Are you sure?

02:59:55.660 I don't know.

02:59:56.280 That looks suspect.

02:59:57.280 Are people that have chops.

02:59:59.380 I want to be the worst person on that stage.

03:00:01.080 It's just going to be David and Jack.

03:00:02.840 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

03:00:04.260 You're making the criteria very little now, dude.

03:00:07.260 No, it's not.

03:00:07.880 People that are bigger than you are the only ones coming on stage?

03:00:10.140 There's so many. 1.00

03:00:10.840 Are you fucking kidding me? 0.99

03:00:11.740 Do you know how close we were? 0.99

03:00:13.520 We were this close to getting Kurt Metzger here.

03:00:16.260 I didn't even know.

03:00:17.140 I wanted to make an effort to do that.

03:00:18.960 The day of. 0.98

03:00:19.860 You know what's fucking crazy? 0.94

03:00:21.200 Heather Lynn invited him because he's in Florida. 0.99

03:00:23.600 Okay, well, you know what's really funny? 0.97

03:00:25.640 You can't fucking get in touch with anybody that works with that guy. 0.98

03:00:29.140 No, no, no. 0.99

03:00:29.560 We got a hook.

03:00:30.460 Who do you have in mind?

03:00:32.620 Oh, well, I'm already looking at Leonardo Gioni and Sam Tripoli.

03:00:37.100 But if we got a Kurt Metzger for that one, that would be great, too. 0.97

03:00:39.700 I want people that are fucking better than us to be there.

03:00:43.060 So what are you saying about this last one? 0.98

03:00:45.520 I said what I said.

03:00:46.640 I said it was a community-driven thing, but not each one has to be that.

03:00:49.560 This one was dialed back.

03:00:50.920 It was supposed to be just us, like just NDS.

03:00:55.380 Owen was like a happy accident.

03:00:57.220 Owen is like, yeah, he's a feature person.

03:01:00.120 And, I mean, Heather Lynn is fairly big in what she does, but Owen is more like a draw.

03:01:04.220 But we didn't want to use him to sell tickets.

03:01:05.900 because right but he came it just worked out that way because he said it on his show and i was like 0.95

03:01:11.680 well if he already said it on his show let's try to move some of these fucking tickets then right 0.87

03:01:14.720 right can we get la marzulli i would love la i don't know if he of course everybody likes i 0.94

03:01:20.380 watched that interview i don't know i saw what happened to my mom i don't think la will survive 0.88

03:01:25.600 something like that yo imagine la falling at the fucking no he's so strong dude for a he does look 0.98

03:01:30.720 Yo, he's so sharp. 0.99

03:01:32.520 Wait, so what would you do?

03:01:33.980 Would you do like a...

03:01:35.300 Look at me, ask him.

03:01:36.460 No, no, but who's the guys you kind of don't vibe with

03:01:38.900 because they, that's like in his network,

03:01:41.940 the Prophecy Watchers.

03:01:44.140 Oh, yeah, yeah.

03:01:45.060 So like who, I mean, it'd have to be L.A. 0.96

03:01:47.040 and some of his homies. 1.00

03:01:48.000 I wouldn't invite L.A.

03:01:48.960 We're not inviting L.A.

03:01:49.980 L.A. wouldn't like this.

03:01:51.120 That's what Nancy just said, man.

03:01:52.000 Nancy didn't even come himself.

03:01:53.740 So you're just picturing like big dogs only in February.

03:01:56.320 And then what, like a bigger, like a nicer place too then?

03:01:59.280 Or same spot?

03:02:00.780 Maybe a cruise.

03:02:01.580 No, I don't know.

03:02:02.060 I don't know what the venue would be.

03:02:04.900 A movie theater.

03:02:05.680 I just thought it'd be cool if you had that same amount of people,

03:02:07.900 but next time we do some kind of like dice rolling or something. 0.96

03:02:10.780 Don't do fucking do what? 0.89

03:02:12.820 Hey, guys, everybody's assigned a number. 0.98

03:02:15.240 We got 20 different guys who podcast.

03:02:17.400 You're a one, two, three, four.

03:02:18.760 We're going to roll the dice, and whoever lands,

03:02:21.340 those three are doing a thing,

03:02:22.960 and they're going to be on the time slot from 11 to 12.15.

03:02:26.140 What if we make them fight to the death?

03:02:27.300 And so it's like, it's all just random who's going on together.

03:02:31.780 That would be kind of fun.

03:02:32.740 You know, Ben would make that.

03:02:33.920 Ben would make the cut.

03:02:35.600 Benis?

03:02:36.120 Benis the menace, yeah.

03:02:37.040 It'd be like, fight to the death.

03:02:38.000 He's like, I think that guy's got knives.

03:02:40.040 He came prepared for that.

03:02:41.840 Yeah, I think he knows, like, the touch of death where he goes, like, 0.52

03:02:44.100 Brian's killing everyone.

03:02:45.980 Oh, with the lightsaber skills? 0.98

03:02:47.100 Yeah.

03:02:47.760 Probably.

03:02:48.420 I think it's more of a dance than it is kind of an attack, but that's fine.

03:02:51.600 I see.

03:02:53.220 So, yeah.

03:02:53.820 So, big name.

03:02:54.380 You want big name people?

03:02:55.240 Like three or four or like ten big names?

03:02:58.740 I don't know.

03:02:59.340 We've got to see.

03:02:59.920 I just know that that's the thing that I want to go into with that one.

03:03:03.540 How do you feel about this, Top?

03:03:06.100 It's a nightmare. 1.00

03:03:07.300 Every fucking time it's a nightmare. 0.99

03:03:08.620 I'm thinking, yeah. 0.99

03:03:09.880 I just, yeah.

03:03:11.040 We'll hire Owly to watch the kids so she can come.

03:03:14.800 We'll pay for her ticket. 0.99

03:03:15.580 She doesn't have to pay for as long as she watches the kids. 1.00

03:03:18.060 But I need to see a marked increase in their whip skills. 1.00

03:03:23.000 Marked. 1.00

03:03:23.180 Because if they're not as good, you know, if they're unimpressed with their ability to use a whip, then, you know, then it's going to come out of her pocket.

03:03:32.880 But, yeah, so there's always an opportunity for the one after that to do a community-driven one again.

03:03:39.400 And I think that's kind of the idea is not every single one needs to be the same style of performance.

03:03:44.700 Not every single one needs to be the same look. 0.96

03:03:47.100 We don't have to do the fucking round because round tables are hard. 0.95

03:03:50.380 How about the VIP day? 0.99

03:03:51.220 When you say every one, I'm just curious, like, on the top of your head.

03:03:55.360 Yeah, we'll get Vince Vaughn next time.

03:03:56.540 You're on your deathbed, and you're looking back on all the bro groves, not every one.

03:04:00.960 Like, how many are you imagining?

03:04:03.200 I don't know.

03:04:03.900 I'm going to do these as long as God will allow me to do them.

03:04:06.040 I used to eat stuff from a dumpster. 0.99

03:04:07.320 This is fucking unbelievable. 0.98

03:04:08.380 So two a year for the next 20, 30 years, potentially. 0.99

03:04:11.200 That's cracking behavior.

03:04:11.920 That will take 20 years off of our lives, I think.

03:04:14.540 No, no, dude.

03:04:15.320 I think they're going to get, dude, and I never did one before.

03:04:18.200 Now I have a little bit of an understanding of what's happening here.

03:04:20.640 I'm going to be able to help a little bit on the next one.

03:04:22.780 Especially if we're going to pull it off by Netflix.

03:04:24.180 He disappeared for, like, giant swaths of time.

03:04:26.080 Did you notice that?

03:04:26.740 It was like, where's Matt?

03:04:27.620 Are you guys going to set up?

03:04:28.480 He's running his coffee shop that the Raven made him do

03:04:30.520 after Saturday night at 8 o'clock at night.

03:04:32.560 Hugging Owen Benjamin in his food forest.

03:04:34.400 Oh, yeah, that's where he left, too.

03:04:34.940 I thought that's what he was doing.

03:04:35.920 From my perspective as somebody sitting on the outside,

03:04:38.860 like, I'm driving down.

03:04:39.680 I'm seeing stuff getting posted, whatever.

03:04:41.620 Like, I'm pretty sure Matt was just hanging out with Owen Benjamin.

03:04:44.100 I'm pretty sure he was, too.

03:04:44.980 That's exactly what it looked like as far as, like,

03:04:46.620 what was hitting the internet.

03:04:47.460 That's what everybody says.

03:04:48.600 And also what I was seeing with my eyes.

03:04:49.960 Everybody that comes and had a great time, do it again.

03:04:54.320 People really did say a lot of nice things, and I thought that that was wonderful.

03:04:58.220 Yeah, it's a cool-ass event, dude. 0.95

03:04:59.920 And all these people, if you spend your whole life talking to people who think you're crazy,

03:05:03.980 it's so nice to talk to people who are like, oh, yeah.

03:05:06.280 We got a lot of that.

03:05:07.160 Very refreshing to be able to do that.

03:05:08.440 It's just like when you set out to do a thing, you just hope it's good.

03:05:12.260 You know what I mean?

03:05:12.840 So it is good when you hear that.

03:05:15.300 Yeah, I don't know.

03:05:16.200 There's some things we have to work out with, like, all the pricing of everything.

03:05:19.740 And it's just, like, this was a specifically expensive event because of the place we did it.

03:05:25.560 And the things we invested in so we could do it again in the future.

03:05:27.920 And your profit margin.

03:05:28.980 I mean, let's be honest.

03:05:29.780 It's got to be huge.

03:05:29.920 It gives me a ton of money.

03:05:31.200 But I'm thinking for the next one, we do one of those massage chairs. 0.94

03:05:35.080 We get, like, a masseuse to come in.

03:05:36.060 Nobody's getting massages.

03:05:37.160 That would have been fun, dude.

03:05:38.040 Not the whole body massage.

03:05:39.640 Pretty much everything that people saw, all, like, the things that were in there, that's all new.

03:05:44.080 That all came from us.

03:05:44.980 Like, we just, we all bought that.

03:05:46.480 Oh, I think next time we're going to have somebody brought it up in the chat just now.

03:05:49.300 I think next time we get the Podpastors.

03:05:51.420 All the Podpastors that blew the lid on Disclosure.

03:05:54.200 I think we, Joseph C., what's the guy in the Affliction T-shirt?

03:05:57.040 With NDS fans in the crowd, that would be madness. 1.00

03:05:59.960 And then we'll kill them. 1.00

03:06:00.620 Somebody might die. 1.00

03:06:01.740 Huh?

03:06:02.040 Somebody might die.

03:06:02.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:06:03.360 That would be madness, too. 1.00

03:06:04.700 We'd probably ritualistically cannibalize them.

03:06:05.940 Imagine if that guy started prophesying.

03:06:07.680 They did their own.

03:06:09.440 They did their own thing this weekend, same time.

03:06:11.500 Oh, yeah, they 69'd.

03:06:13.360 Yeah, I mean.

03:06:14.120 Maybe it was a Prophecy Watchers convention 0.99

03:06:17.280 I don't know, I saw Derek Gilbert looking like a fucking ghoul 0.99

03:06:19.800 No, Prophecy Watchers convention 0.99

03:06:21.440 LA said he's going to be at that

03:06:23.020 What did he say, a couple weeks?

03:06:25.780 It was another one

03:06:27.080 But all the same guys, all the pod pastors

03:06:29.300 Are we going to that one in Orlando?

03:06:31.860 No, I'm not going to that one

03:06:32.660 You said you wanted to go, dude

03:06:34.380 We can invite LA here, I'm not going to that

03:06:37.660 You said you wanted to go

03:06:38.600 I don't want to go to that, that's boring

03:06:40.160 You know you don't want to go to that

03:06:41.540 okay, but just like if we went

03:06:43.500 though, that would be fun. By the way, the next

03:06:45.480 one too, we're going to do a

03:06:47.420 two-day, like an official two-day

03:06:49.740 and then

03:06:50.840 we'll figure out some way to fit the VIP

03:06:53.480 in there to make it worth it for the VIP

03:06:55.500 members, but why don't we go

03:06:57.640 to the... Because a lot of the issue with people

03:06:59.440 not wanting to come out to this one, I imagine

03:07:01.640 was probably the fact that you're coming out

03:07:03.340 in some cases if you're not a VIP for one day.

03:07:05.760 One day. Which is kind of a bitch. It's a long day. 1.00

03:07:07.840 It is a long day. We need to figure out a way

03:07:09.620 to incorporate the food forest.

03:07:11.660 We got a little room at the food forest.

03:07:13.300 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

03:07:14.640 Stop doing that.

03:07:15.760 You cannot be inviting people to your house.

03:07:17.660 Well, then you could just rent, like, three days

03:07:19.720 at the Wildwood Convention Center.

03:07:21.720 That's fine.

03:07:22.080 They're never going to have us back.

03:07:23.780 Yeah, didn't you listen to what we said?

03:07:25.220 Well, that's what I'm saying.

03:07:25.800 Let's start looking for some alternative ways

03:07:27.400 of doing this.

03:07:27.720 We have some alternative ways.

03:07:28.380 But on another thing, let's go to the Orlando.

03:07:30.540 Like Sam was trying to tell us before,

03:07:31.680 and he never got to it because we kept interrupting him.

03:07:33.640 Wait, what was I trying to say?

03:07:34.820 The other venue that you noticed or something like that,

03:07:38.100 like where we could have...

03:07:39.120 Oh, yeah, no, it was sick.

03:07:40.200 It's a movie theater.

03:07:41.140 Oh, no, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

03:07:42.260 That's right.

03:07:42.520 We did get to that.

03:07:43.180 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:07:43.520 Okay.

03:07:43.800 He's getting to do this.

03:07:44.680 He's having, like, having to do it Saturday.

03:07:46.280 Well, it's three hours now.

03:07:47.360 No, so I say we all go to the thing in Orlando, the L.A. Marzulli Prophecy thing.

03:07:51.260 We all get the glasses the doc had, the ones that were video cameras, and let's just document

03:07:55.280 it, give all the footage to Laney, and then just, like, you don't think we're going to

03:07:58.300 have some?

03:07:58.380 You want to document all the fake miracles?

03:08:00.180 I got it.

03:08:00.620 It came together over the course of the show.

03:08:02.640 Let's go.

03:08:03.320 Borough Grove Church Camp.

03:08:04.340 You just rent out a church

03:08:06.920 Like a camp there

03:08:08.400 And you have like legit bunks

03:08:11.200 Cabins, people are staying there

03:08:13.080 You just run camp

03:08:14.900 And then you've got counselors, make all the podcasters

03:08:17.280 The counselors 0.99

03:08:17.900 Somebody's going to get raped 1.00

03:08:20.360 And bring the 50123 guy in the mix 1.00

03:08:22.920 And he nails it 1.00

03:08:24.000 It's kind of fucked up 0.98

03:08:25.920 A couple dudes got smashed 0.98

03:08:27.700 We already got the t-shirts

03:08:28.960 But it wasn't an appropriate smash

03:08:31.860 No it wasn't, but if the night goes on long enough

03:08:33.920 it will become inappropriate smash and then who gets to share the bunk with the dudes that are

03:08:37.600 you know that's what i didn't want i didn't want people to get like too good idea but like have a

03:08:41.860 very good idea we just get more police because there are campgrounds though that even if they

03:08:46.320 don't stay the night there there are those youth camp uh yeah there you go look at that yeah

03:08:51.380 summer group youth camp um my wife has been routinely suggesting like hey at some point

03:08:58.320 maybe get a campground that has cabins on it doesn't have to be a church associated one

03:09:04.020 There's one.

03:09:04.720 There's one, but it's kind of new-agey.

03:09:06.580 If you save your money, you guys could buy a giant chunk of land next year.

03:09:10.900 Oh, here we go.

03:09:11.580 We're going to do the Owen Benjamin thing.

03:09:14.360 We'll do that.

03:09:15.040 We'll buy a giant chunk of land.

03:09:16.020 So there's a Christian campground that I go to on the Wikiwachi River,

03:09:23.180 and it's got a lot of areas to stay.

03:09:26.640 And I'm like, we would then have access to the river,

03:09:29.380 but somebody would get drunk and drown.

03:09:30.520 Well, no, you could do that at, like, Alexander Springs or something.

03:09:33.540 Just camp there, camp at, like, Salt Springs, and be at the Springs. 1.00

03:09:39.060 501C3 Tards. 1.00

03:09:40.200 Oh, that's actually a banger. 1.00

03:09:42.060 C3 Tards is very, very funny. 1.00

03:09:44.460 I'm thinking of, what is he called? 1.00

03:09:46.760 CP3?

03:09:47.700 C3PO.

03:09:48.140 C3PO, yeah, yeah.

03:09:49.020 That's actually, okay.

03:09:50.140 Someone write that down and let me know.

03:09:51.580 There's something to do there, though.

03:09:52.520 Maybe a campground in the future or something like that would be cool.

03:09:55.180 I don't know how that works in regards to performances.

03:09:57.500 although we do have access to a stage now

03:10:01.100 so we could build a stage

03:10:02.940 but we need something 0.99

03:10:04.920 that's enclosed that's not going to beat our ass 0.98

03:10:06.700 with the heat and the weather 0.94

03:10:07.520 most of those places have like a major

03:10:09.900 like a main building

03:10:11.280 oh Dominator says can we rent out

03:10:14.260 the actual Bohemian Grove

03:10:15.820 possibly

03:10:16.640 that's an interesting idea

03:10:19.400 we can go to the swamps of California

03:10:21.280 and I don't know

03:10:23.040 have a little powwow at the foot of a giant owl statue

03:10:25.300 there's something there

03:10:26.440 I'd say lowest hanging fruit is the movie theater.

03:10:29.100 Well, yeah, yeah, for sure.

03:10:30.240 That's a logical decision.

03:10:31.480 Both rooms.

03:10:32.560 The big room, right?

03:10:33.460 Like the really big room, and then the outside room that's got the bar and everything.

03:10:37.340 It's a great area.

03:10:38.460 And they would shut that down, right?

03:10:40.400 And right out, you walk out the doors, there's the square.

03:10:43.040 The problem is, talking about Brownwood?

03:10:45.780 No, no, no.

03:10:46.660 Although Brownwood is building that one.

03:10:48.500 Is that movie theater closed?

03:10:49.960 One of those movie theaters closed.

03:10:51.800 Brownwood is closed.

03:10:52.580 It's like being transformed right now. 1.00

03:10:54.760 The problem with the Sumpter one, though, is we got one shot, baby, because the person who runs it is a small lesbian Asian woman. 0.96

03:11:02.420 No, we might know some people. 0.95

03:11:04.060 The other guy that runs it is, he's really, he wanted to come on the podcast.

03:11:08.280 He's like, you got a podcast?

03:11:09.280 He's doing, like, a vampire smut novel.

03:11:11.160 And I was like, yeah, not about that.

03:11:12.420 But how would that work?

03:11:13.360 There would just be one theater that they keep closed during that time?

03:11:16.260 Yeah, theater one.

03:11:16.860 What happens when we get on stage and make fun of vampires and smut?

03:11:20.420 I mean, if Atma's in the audience, we're going to be making fun of vampires.

03:11:24.060 I don't think, again, I think it was wild to meet Emma. 0.99

03:11:27.800 Him and his wife are the coolest fucking people ever. 0.99

03:11:30.320 Yeah. 1.00

03:11:30.640 And they're dressed like filthy rich pimps from the 1400s.

03:11:34.880 I thought, so dude, he came to the register that first day and I was just like, hey, what's up?

03:11:40.160 You here for the show?

03:11:41.220 He won't introduce himself.

03:11:42.520 I was like, he's clearly here for the show.

03:11:44.260 This is not a normal person.

03:11:45.820 Yeah, yeah.

03:11:46.140 And then he's like, and he just smiled at me, dude.

03:11:48.160 He just was like, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

03:11:49.760 Yeah.

03:11:50.100 And I was like, hey, so.

03:11:51.220 And he cast a little spell on you and bit you in the neck?

03:11:53.120 no i was like you guys time travelers and he was like yeah and i was like what time period man

03:11:57.680 i was like dead serious bro i was like what time period are you from he's like right now

03:12:01.960 and i was like okay cool um so what are you here for really and they just bought a ton of stuff

03:12:07.780 dude they just started buying a ton of stuff i'm all right i'm all right they have to be rich if

03:12:11.280 they're dressed like that by the way doc brown said uh caramel macchiato from the standard coffee 0.97

03:12:16.240 shop was literally no shit the best he's ever had in his doc said that yeah he did he said that in 0.96

03:12:20.880 the show i gotta clip it for you because i think that was he was like being very serious he's like 0.95

03:12:25.660 and i'm not just saying this the best i ever had in my life yeah and i don't like i don't i don't

03:12:30.740 sound like uh arrogant or whatever when we say like i know but we just use a super high grade

03:12:35.120 coffee dude so we don't have to use a ton of syrup to like overpower the coffee right so when you use

03:12:40.580 a little bit of a syrup goes a long way to go with the coffee the flavor of the coffee different 0.92

03:12:44.780 drink then uh gray matter bear says rent out a medieval times castle fucking tempting dude would 0.99

03:12:50.300 go nice uh a little smell like horse shit probably smell really bad it would not a bad idea not great 0.99

03:12:55.680 at climate control either you know what i mean um because a lot of dirt it's all concrete walls and 0.93

03:13:00.980 it's not gonna keep the humidity out but i do agree with what matt's saying is i'm not saying

03:13:06.220 we're gonna do it in february yes we are he's already saying that i'm just the exhaustion of

03:13:11.900 the next day dude that means we're there i'm just saying book your flights for february don't say

03:13:16.160 that to people, Matt. Jesus. Somebody literally

03:13:18.320 did that last time. A pregnant 1.00

03:13:20.200 couple came. Pregnant people, 1.00

03:13:22.280 book your flight. It's going to be in February. 1.00

03:13:24.280 But what I'm saying is the

03:13:26.080 weather will be a lot more hospitable

03:13:27.800 for people. Especially people who are living

03:13:30.160 in like freezing cold climates.

03:13:31.820 Let's do it on Christmas, right? Yeah, let's just do it

03:13:33.800 Christmas day. No, February is like enough after

03:13:35.980 Christmas, enough after New Year's. Would you come on February?

03:13:38.120 Oh, yeah. If I get, if I

03:13:39.860 I'm a newborn, dude.

03:13:41.620 Bring the baby on the way.

03:13:43.260 That's probably not happening.

03:13:45.380 NDS is for the babies, dude.

03:13:47.000 NDS is for the babies. 0.94

03:13:48.780 I'll put you on the phone with my wife.

03:13:50.580 You guys can have a nice conversation. 1.00

03:13:52.300 My wife. 1.00

03:13:54.060 Yeah, Owly can watch the kids.

03:13:55.400 It's going to be great.

03:13:56.240 It's going to be great. 0.99

03:13:57.340 All right, well, let's bring the shit for New Landy 0.99

03:13:58.960 because I'm fucking tired now. 0.99

03:14:00.020 How are we? 0.98

03:14:00.500 You sleepy, long time.

03:14:03.060 You so sleepy.

03:14:04.560 What do we do?

03:14:05.280 I don't even remember how to close the show.

03:14:06.580 Do we do plugs or do we?

03:14:08.580 No.

03:14:09.300 I mean, we should tell people where to find the Berean Files.

03:14:12.780 Where do you find that?

03:14:13.580 yeah the bream files uh everywhere that there are podcasts youtube go follow us on all those things

03:14:19.820 five stars comments whatever all that stuff yeah i mean that's that's the currency i mean a lot of

03:14:25.660 you guys are watching and not interacting with it and i hate you for it yeah interact with it

03:14:29.900 yeah well was it a white hot hatred i don't know nothing about that unless comes with a 501c3 0.63

03:14:43.580 The end is written in the book

03:14:48.820 In the pages they foresaw

03:14:52.580 Death squad

03:14:54.500 Death squad

03:14:58.700 Death squad

03:15:02.860 Death squad 0.72

03:15:13.580 Level up death squad 0.78

03:15:16.220 When the last trumpet sounds

03:15:18.300 And the heavens

Nephilim Death Squad - September 01, 2026

BroGrove Aftermath! Thrown out of the Venue! w⧸ Matt Hepner & Zack of The Berean FIles

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