Nephilim Death Squad - Chuckkk! ｜ NDS Chronicles

00:00:00.000 I just leave it up with a snack.

00:00:01.780 Top Lops and Productions.

00:00:30.000 Top Lops and Productions.

00:01:00.000 I am David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.

00:01:03.460 That is Top Lobster.

00:01:06.860 I'm here.

00:01:07.480 The father of Blapping and Guam.

00:01:10.100 Let's show Matt.

00:01:11.320 Put your phone down, Matt.

00:01:12.800 He just sent me this.

00:01:14.140 He asked me to look at it.

00:01:15.300 Can you put Matt on the screen?

00:01:16.280 I want people to see him.

00:01:17.020 Put him on the screen.

00:01:17.540 I'm not really here.

00:01:18.280 It's actually a...

00:01:19.680 Matt.

00:01:20.460 Mike etiquette.

00:01:21.040 Say hi, Matt.

00:01:21.740 Yeah, could you speak into the mic?

00:01:23.160 It's a hologram.

00:01:24.120 I'm not really here.

00:01:25.080 It's a hologram.

00:01:25.880 Look at our new chairs.

00:01:26.920 They're nice, right?

00:01:27.240 We do have nice chairs.

00:01:28.520 All right.

00:01:28.820 But you can go to Patreon.

00:01:29.820 Shout out to Wigger. 1.00

00:01:30.600 That's right.

00:01:31.020 Wait, let's do the Patreon thing because I know he hates this.

00:01:33.220 Pay us money at Patreon.com forward slash Nephilim Death Squad.

00:01:36.920 You can join for free for a week or two or three weeks, whatever.

00:01:41.100 And get Bohemian Grove tickets before the General Republic.

00:01:45.720 They'll should be dropping soon.

00:01:46.720 Put the phone down.

00:01:47.560 Are you excited for Bohemian Grove, Matt?

00:01:48.820 He doesn't matter.

00:01:49.380 Am I supposed to read this or not?

00:01:50.400 No, not right now, Matt.

00:01:51.260 Just wait a second.

00:01:51.820 We're doing plugs.

00:01:52.560 P-L-U-G-S. 1.00

00:01:53.820 Guys, keep an eye out for new stuff from TopLobstead.com.

00:01:58.760 We actually have a new website up there.

00:02:00.540 Let me go ahead and refresh this.

00:02:01.740 This should be up.

00:02:02.740 Bam.

00:02:03.060 Look at that.

00:02:03.560 Whoa.

00:02:03.920 The standard CLCL.

00:02:05.540 That should be up there.

00:02:06.300 But I don't know if there will be any shirts because I don't know if they've manifested yet.

00:02:09.920 But you can click on that link in a little bit.

00:02:12.220 Help us make your money our money.

00:02:13.940 That's right.

00:02:14.960 Blabity, blabity, blabity, blabity, blab.

00:02:15.820 Blab. 0.92

00:02:17.060 I'm bad at plugs.

00:02:18.340 No, dude.

00:02:18.620 I think you're doing great.

00:02:19.440 No, you did great right there.

00:02:19.920 I've seen you do bad ones before.

00:02:21.220 That one was actually outstanding.

00:02:22.680 Wow.

00:02:23.680 That's a crazy backhanded compliment.

00:02:26.780 I really want to up our game on Patreon.

00:02:28.860 Scream-a-dip, grub-a-dip, grub-a-dip. 0.99

00:02:30.000 So, like, I'm going to give them free stuff when they subscribe.

00:02:33.340 What?

00:02:33.680 We're going to give them free stuff?

00:02:35.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:02:36.080 I like that.

00:02:36.820 Nice stuff.

00:02:38.800 It's not free if they're paying to subscribe.

00:02:41.040 Well, hold on.

00:02:41.460 Let's talk about it later.

00:02:42.180 I mean, it's free because it's extra.

00:02:43.660 Like, they can get whatever they get.

00:02:44.760 People should get extras.

00:02:45.900 What?

00:02:46.200 I don't know about that.

00:02:46.940 I like that.

00:02:47.480 What are you talking about?

00:02:48.220 Anyway, guys.

00:02:48.920 Can we send one coffee bean to every Patreon member?

00:02:51.760 Just one.

00:02:52.280 We could.

00:02:52.580 A single coffee bean?

00:02:53.660 A single sign.

00:02:54.240 And each one of them will go.

00:02:55.580 A little bag.

00:02:56.140 We'll kiss it and we'll put it in there.

00:02:57.780 Yeah, yeah.

00:02:58.780 That's nice.

00:02:59.780 They could pay for the shipping.

00:03:01.780 All right.

00:03:02.320 We like that.

00:03:03.080 I'll allow it.

00:03:03.600 All right, perfect.

00:03:05.040 We're back with NDS Chronicles.

00:03:06.920 It's been a minute since we did an NDS Chronicles, and that always makes me sad because I know you guys spend quite a bit of time.

00:03:13.180 Well, there's a reason.

00:03:13.980 People didn't like the title of the last one.

00:03:15.700 It was incredibly offensive.

00:03:16.120 That's absolutely not true.

00:03:16.900 That was a great episode.

00:03:17.900 And it looked really bad for you.

00:03:19.960 In the thumbnail.

00:03:20.880 So it's just bad.

00:03:22.400 Guys, there's an elephant in the room, and that elephant is that Matt was upset.

00:03:26.620 Oh, I thought you were making an ears joke again.

00:03:28.420 That's messed up, dude.

00:03:29.280 Oh, not nice.

00:03:31.200 Wow.

00:03:31.600 He lets us in here.

00:03:32.880 He lets us do stuff.

00:03:33.740 That's true.

00:03:33.760 He doesn't sound like first grade.

00:03:34.500 Like, what are you talking about?

00:03:35.640 Let's go.

00:03:36.060 Let's get the show going.

00:03:36.780 He's saying your ears are like elephant ears.

00:03:37.680 Let's read some crazy stuff from crazy people.

00:03:38.680 Come on, bro.

00:03:39.080 I'm like straight Bible.

00:03:40.540 Let's just go.

00:03:41.140 All right, fine.

00:03:41.580 We're going to get into a story.

00:03:42.660 I don't like how the conversation's going.

00:03:44.060 I was saying that I get sad because people type these out, and then we don't read them.

00:03:46.960 So let's read them.

00:03:47.660 NDS Chronicles, or I'm sorry, ChroniclesNDS at gmail.com if you want to submit your own

00:03:52.260 paranormal testimony.

00:03:52.560 Somebody took NDS Chronicles.

00:03:54.680 What are they doing with it?

00:03:55.220 Is that real?

00:03:55.820 Yeah, dude.

00:03:56.300 No, it's not.

00:03:57.080 Yeah.

00:03:57.360 I always question why you made it.

00:03:58.900 In a separate universe, there are cornier people reading emails from probably better

00:04:03.500 fans.

00:04:03.680 I don't think that's possible.

00:04:04.420 Wait.

00:04:04.640 Did we get into the idea that we're going to have the drop down for people to buy stuff from

00:04:08.220 the standards?

00:04:08.660 That's what just happened.

00:04:09.380 Did you just-

00:04:09.980 There will be a drop down.

00:04:10.760 He didn't just do that.

00:04:12.100 I didn't just do it.

00:04:12.860 Go ahead and vamp, vamp, because I'll just get this up there so we can show them.

00:04:16.160 No, I'm just saying.

00:04:16.660 We're going to have a drop down.

00:04:17.700 You can go and buy the same stuff that we have in the shop so that everybody that's in

00:04:21.740 the chat that is part of the family now can experience the same thing you'd experience

00:04:24.900 if you were in the coffee shop.

00:04:26.340 We're family now.

00:04:27.140 There's going to be a drop down.

00:04:27.960 You can order the same coffee we use here, the same coconut water we use here, the same

00:04:32.700 Weld energy drinks, which I already told you guys, it's my cousins.

00:04:35.920 They blend together the whey protein isolate in the energy drink, and it tastes just like

00:04:39.580 an energy drink, but it's got protein in it.

00:04:41.160 That's crazy.

00:04:41.720 It makes you buff?

00:04:42.240 Yeah.

00:04:42.800 You're going to be able to buy that.

00:04:44.040 You're going to be able to buy popcorn or beef tallow corn chips, all the stuff we sell

00:04:48.920 in the shop.

00:04:49.520 I didn't know that those were beef tallow corn chips.

00:04:51.880 That's huge.

00:04:52.440 Yeah.

00:04:52.800 That's awesome.

00:04:53.700 It's organic corn, beef tallow, and Redmond sea salt.

00:04:56.840 That's it.

00:04:57.780 The problem with chips is I went to go buy some plantains or whatever banana chips, I don't

00:05:03.780 know what the hell you call them, and yeah, you look at them and it's like cooked in soy

00:05:06.400 oil and shit.

00:05:07.420 It gives you breasts immediately. 1.00

00:05:08.980 There you go.

00:05:10.860 There's going to be a drop down.

00:05:12.220 I don't have ... I'm working on them.

00:05:14.380 My breasts.

00:05:14.820 I'm trying to get these.

00:05:17.440 Is this the page?

00:05:18.340 All right.

00:05:18.600 This look ... No, this isn't even the page.

00:05:19.780 That's not the page.

00:05:20.380 Yeah, that's the page.

00:05:21.100 Look at the standard link now.

00:05:22.420 No, it's there.

00:05:23.260 Yeah.

00:05:23.380 And we can click on it, and then it should go ... Well, nothing happens when you click

00:05:28.160 on it, and we're going to keep it that way.

00:05:29.600 Yeah.

00:05:30.600 Yeah, this is crazy.

00:05:31.480 Just to stress Matt out, I like how upset he gets about the lack of the drop down.

00:05:37.480 Well, that's all right.

00:05:38.100 I mean, we're going to drop it down pretty hard.

00:05:39.920 We're going to drop down.

00:05:40.720 We're going to get our evil on.

00:05:41.700 Yes.

00:05:41.720 Amen Rat.

00:05:42.340 Yes.

00:05:42.800 Don't talk to Amen Rat.

00:05:44.320 The answer is yes.

00:05:45.560 I think I know the problem here.

00:05:46.780 I messed this up.

00:05:48.140 That's all right.

00:05:48.440 Look at this.

00:05:48.800 Yeah.

00:05:49.340 Well, whatever.

00:05:50.000 We're just trying.

00:05:50.540 Does the coffee shop have food?

00:05:52.480 It does not have a bacon, egg, and cheese.

00:05:55.320 No.

00:05:55.920 That's actually kind of funny.

00:05:57.040 He was yelling at somebody today.

00:05:58.320 They're like, can we use your place?

00:05:59.320 And he's like, well, I mean, you're not even going to buy food for me.

00:06:00.980 I'm like, do you serve food here?

00:06:02.540 Well, he does.

00:06:03.600 It's more like liquid stuff.

00:06:04.800 We literally have the best press sandwiches in town.

00:06:07.060 People know that.

00:06:08.440 Well, but they don't have bacon and eggs on them.

00:06:09.940 They don't have bacon, egg, and cheese.

00:06:10.640 Yeah, that's a huge thing.

00:06:11.440 I don't have time for these games right now.

00:06:13.140 All right.

00:06:13.480 So we're going to read this story.

00:06:14.980 This one comes from.

00:06:16.340 I like the regret on his face.

00:06:17.700 I can't believe I said.

00:06:18.800 Oh, I mean, Bloptown Honey knows that we have.

00:06:21.000 Don't talk to Bloptown Honey. 1.00

00:06:22.400 Knows that we have food.

00:06:25.460 We have ham and American.

00:06:27.020 We have turkey and provolone.

00:06:28.280 We've got tons of bagels, danishes.

00:06:30.620 We've got all kinds of stuff.

00:06:31.280 Zach S. volunteers to make the bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches.

00:06:36.200 Is he local?

00:06:38.200 He's like, no, actually.

00:06:39.680 He's from Minnesota, actually.

00:06:41.340 All right.

00:06:41.660 So this comes from Pandafly.

00:06:44.100 Shout out to Pandafly. 0.95

00:06:45.080 Shout out.

00:06:46.420 They say, hello, Toppin' Raven.

00:06:48.580 Specifically, not Matt.

00:06:50.580 Really?

00:06:51.080 Not this guy.

00:06:51.980 Because he's like, you know, he comes, he goes.

00:06:53.820 Oh, this is an older letter?

00:06:55.140 No, probably not.

00:06:56.300 I think this came in yesterday.

00:06:57.200 I have had a series of weirdness.

00:06:59.980 It came in yesterday?

00:07:01.420 I was in the shop yesterday asking for bacon, egg, and cheese.

00:07:04.460 I'm not normally on this show.

00:07:05.920 That's why she didn't address me.

00:07:07.160 Maybe.

00:07:07.480 Which is fair.

00:07:07.780 It's possible.

00:07:08.700 You were on the last one, but you didn't even.

00:07:10.580 Yeah, wigger. 1.00

00:07:11.960 I've had a series of weirdness happen throughout my whole life.

00:07:15.700 I've been trying to type this out since the 333 episode.

00:07:18.460 Dang, that was actually many episodes ago.

00:07:20.980 Yeah.

00:07:21.300 You type slow.

00:07:21.920 Top gets mad at me if I text that 333.

00:07:23.960 I still don't comprehend what's going on.

00:07:26.560 I just text the thing when I'm up and say something.

00:07:29.100 Don't do that.

00:07:29.420 You're like, 333?

00:07:30.500 Really, Matt?

00:07:31.500 What are you guys talking about?

00:07:33.120 Oh, that's a good question.

00:07:34.160 Ginger Neff says, I know Matt doesn't like small Jesus, but what's his thought on small

00:07:38.460 Bibles, like a little Bible?

00:07:40.300 As long as you can read it.

00:07:42.700 As long as you can read it.

00:07:44.120 You're very wishy-washy.

00:07:45.540 What are you talking about?

00:07:46.440 The Word of God is made to read.

00:07:48.440 It's not made to be an idol.

00:07:49.600 A little statue of Jesus isn't made to be an idol.

00:07:52.760 What are we talking about?

00:07:53.620 You've got to consume the Word of God.

00:07:55.180 We know that.

00:07:56.580 I had a good idea, but I think Matt didn't like the idea about possibly doing a Bible

00:08:01.980 study on the Book of David, but pairing it with...

00:08:05.620 First off, first off.

00:08:06.720 First off, that's a careful slip and slip.

00:08:08.960 No, I don't know how to do this in a nice way.

00:08:10.780 There's no Book of David.

00:08:11.480 You guys are like, exactly.

00:08:12.660 Sorry, Matt is so mean.

00:08:13.820 You know, the story of David.

00:08:15.040 The story of David.

00:08:15.760 Well, you are very mean.

00:08:15.940 Okay.

00:08:16.600 We could talk about the story of David.

00:08:18.600 Can we do that?

00:08:20.460 Yeah.

00:08:20.840 I mean, there's a lot of stories we've got to go through, but we're in the life of Elijah

00:08:23.680 right now, and you guys only give me like one day a week to do shows, and I know the

00:08:26.980 chat doesn't want me to do more than one day a week, which is fine.

00:08:29.200 It's not a big deal.

00:08:29.920 Oh, by the way, I asked about...

00:08:31.520 If we were doing more than one day a week in shows, then we could do David.

00:08:34.540 We could do it as a separate one.

00:08:35.460 We could do Jude as one, Elijah as another, and then the life of David as another.

00:08:39.460 Well, I'll be real with you.

00:08:40.900 That's really the inadequacy of the chat itself and the fan base.

00:08:45.520 It's just like there's just too few of them, and they do it on purpose.

00:08:48.940 They try not to support us as much as possible.

00:08:51.100 That is true.

00:08:51.900 But if they did support us more, then Matt would be able to do more stuff with us.

00:08:54.880 Very spiteful.

00:08:55.300 I think they're spiteful about it.

00:08:57.760 I talked about it on The Raven this morning.

00:09:00.260 People would be into watching us live stream and talk about these DVDs with Indiana Moans and 1.00

00:09:08.580 other people.

00:09:09.460 DVDs, right?

00:09:10.100 Isn't it crazy to talk about a DVD?

00:09:11.980 DVD.

00:09:12.580 There's a brand new show that we could talk about, and I'm like, yeah, let's talk about

00:09:15.640 it.

00:09:15.700 And he's like, nah, DVDs.

00:09:16.700 I'm like, DVD dogs.

00:09:17.600 No, I do both.

00:09:18.400 It's fine.

00:09:18.740 I'm just saying there's only so many days in the week, so it's like, when are we going

00:09:21.460 to do all these shows and stuff that we're talking about?

00:09:23.340 I don't know.

00:09:23.940 When are you?

00:09:24.280 You're like, I can only do one day.

00:09:26.640 I got to run a coffee shop and a farm.

00:09:28.400 I've been trying to type this out since 333 episode, but it keeps turning into mother horse

00:09:32.520 eyes.

00:09:33.140 I scrapped it all, and I'm going to try to keep this brief.

00:09:35.560 Okay, where do I even begin?

00:09:37.160 What does that mean?

00:09:38.420 I think it just means really long.

00:09:40.800 Matt should listen to mother horse eyes.

00:09:42.000 He'd be different.

00:09:43.220 It starts from as early as I can remember.

00:09:45.220 A dream I would have, a recurring nightmare, since living in my parents' second apartment.

00:09:49.660 I would most likely have been about five at this point.

00:09:52.400 Somewhere around there.

00:09:53.240 What do you mean second apartment?

00:09:54.740 Shh.

00:09:56.480 The nightmare would be about a bathroom cabinet in my parents' bedroom.

00:09:59.820 What?

00:10:00.140 I can't track with the story if I don't understand what's happening.

00:10:02.520 What's a second apartment?

00:10:03.600 The second apartment they had.

00:10:05.000 They had what?

00:10:05.760 They lived in two apartments?

00:10:06.720 And then they had a second one.

00:10:07.900 No, it's like in order.

00:10:09.580 You know, you live in one.

00:10:10.700 How does she know if it's the second?

00:10:12.560 I don't know.

00:10:13.060 Probably stories and stuff.

00:10:14.180 Oh, she's just saying like her mom and dad had their first apartment.

00:10:16.820 Now they live in their second apartment.

00:10:18.200 And this is where it's happening.

00:10:19.060 Okay.

00:10:19.360 Okay.

00:10:19.600 My bad.

00:10:20.900 My bad.

00:10:21.440 You know what, man?

00:10:22.100 No, I'm sorry.

00:10:22.640 No.

00:10:22.840 All right.

00:10:23.060 It's fine.

00:10:23.360 I forgive you.

00:10:23.740 Just try to follow the story a little bit.

00:10:26.060 Just pay attention.

00:10:26.940 It's all right.

00:10:28.100 The nightmare would be about a bathroom cabinet in my parents' bedroom.

00:10:31.900 I guess there was a bathroom in their parents' bedroom. 0.98

00:10:35.260 See?

00:10:35.840 Context clues.

00:10:36.720 You see how I did that in real time?

00:10:38.460 The nightmare is more like me viewing something through only my eyes, but I do not feel present.

00:10:44.720 I know what that is like.

00:10:45.740 Where you're like, you're not aware of your body in a dream, but you're still viewing something.

00:10:49.420 You're still seeing something, but there's no like sense of self.

00:10:51.680 It's when you're like the narrator of your dream.

00:10:53.860 I got a little in my throat.

00:10:55.700 Same.

00:10:56.760 What's up with that, man?

00:10:59.940 In these nightmares, I'm looking at this cabinet, and for lack of a better term, there are demons oozing out of the cabinet.

00:11:07.060 Sometimes it is closed, and they are seeping through the gaps like plasma.

00:11:12.040 Sometimes the doors are open, and I can see the demons oozing from a dark and endless plasma-like blackness.

00:11:20.180 At five?

00:11:22.060 Yeah, dog.

00:11:23.080 So are we like skeptical?

00:11:25.660 Super skeptical right now?

00:11:26.680 No, why do you always say that?

00:11:27.960 I'm just making sure I'm tracking with the story.

00:11:29.840 This is a five-year-old.

00:11:31.700 It's a reoccurring dream.

00:11:33.500 Reoccurring dream.

00:11:34.260 A reoccurring dream that in the second apartment, this whole scene unfolds, or she just happens to live in the second apartment?

00:11:42.200 This is a dream.

00:11:44.560 Are we sure it's a dream?

00:11:45.900 Yeah.

00:11:46.280 Demon's coming out of the plasma.

00:11:47.920 Okay.

00:11:48.400 She says-

00:11:49.080 You haven't been paying attention.

00:11:50.720 He hasn't.

00:11:51.060 I'm asking questions because I am paying attention.

00:11:53.420 Are you really trying to get the shop?

00:11:54.680 You're supposed to be listening to Panda Fly's story.

00:11:57.320 It's a great story.

00:11:58.220 It is a good story.

00:11:59.520 And they even go on to add detail.

00:12:00.820 There's no back to the cabinet, so it's an endless portal of plasma with demons oozing out of it, is what this cabinet is.

00:12:08.600 Oh, the cabinet.

00:12:09.300 The cabinet, Matt.

00:12:10.880 Plasma demons are coming out.

00:12:12.320 Do a panda fly?

00:12:15.200 Really?

00:12:17.420 Okay.

00:12:18.780 Keep going.

00:12:19.180 Keep going.

00:12:19.260 Why did you say that?

00:12:21.320 For the life of me, I can't even try to picture how these demons look to try to describe it to you.

00:12:26.300 Only that I know it is vivid, and even as a child, I knew they were demons somehow, and that they were many.

00:12:33.380 Oh.

00:12:33.680 I would have this nightmare constantly, and only this.

00:12:41.220 No other dreams.

00:12:42.360 It would follow me from that apartment to the next house that we moved to, as well and thankfully...

00:12:48.620 Has ended.

00:12:51.480 Oh, it has ended in that house and never recurred again.

00:12:54.880 That's oddly structured.

00:12:56.180 Am I wrong?

00:12:56.960 Side note.

00:12:58.560 This apartment was across the street from a very large cemetery.

00:13:01.400 Interesting.

00:13:01.860 Okay.

00:13:02.120 Wasn't the wigger in a cemetery? 1.00

00:13:05.060 Yeah.

00:13:05.820 Basketball shorts.

00:13:06.660 Yeah.

00:13:06.940 Interesting.

00:13:07.220 Some people think that's inappropriate language, but yeah, there does seem to be a connection between cemeteries and the trippy stuff.

00:13:13.640 I don't think that wigger is a bad... 1.00

00:13:17.500 Does anybody think that wigger is a naughty word?

00:13:20.420 I don't think so.

00:13:20.940 I think it's more of a descriptive term.

00:13:22.640 Does the Lord hate wigger?

00:13:25.100 Hates wiggers. 0.99

00:13:26.860 I'm not doing this.

00:13:27.900 Can we just get back to the crazy story?

00:13:29.400 Okay, so side note, this was across the street from a very large cemetery.

00:13:34.220 From my bedroom window was a view of the apartment parking lot, the street, and the cemetery on the other side of the street.

00:13:40.800 Literal gravestones were in my view from the window was how close.

00:13:46.340 So maybe this has a lot to do with things, I would imagine.

00:13:48.400 What state is she in?

00:13:49.380 I don't believe she said yet.

00:13:51.160 What's your address?

00:13:53.380 The next move, a house, was even creepier.

00:13:56.960 We moved there when I was attending fourth and fifth grade, so whatever age that would make me then.

00:14:01.400 Well, that's nine and ten, but all right.

00:14:04.320 Well, okay.

00:14:05.140 Ever since we moved into that house, everyone has felt uneasy about the basement.

00:14:10.620 It was finished and should have been inviting for a basement.

00:14:13.640 However, everyone agreed we were somewhat hesitant to be down there, especially alone.

00:14:21.040 There was a storage area under the staircase separated into two sections with their own doors.

00:14:26.400 The first section was a normal, under-the-stairs storage area with normal-looking doors.

00:14:32.700 The other door and storage area, however, always gave us massive creeps because the door was made of old, crusty plywood.

00:14:42.620 No door handle, only a drilled hole.

00:14:45.520 Nice.

00:14:46.260 About hip high?

00:14:49.860 And three holes.

00:14:52.760 No, I'm just trying to track.

00:14:54.320 There's a five-year-old in an apartment that's having plasma dreams about demons coming out the cabinet,

00:15:00.420 but then in fourth grade, they moved to another house.

00:15:04.100 Like, why can't they just remodel?

00:15:06.400 Like, I don't understand the way this is being described.

00:15:08.420 They're moving around a lot.

00:15:09.400 They're probably poor.

00:15:11.480 But they're intentionally finding, like, spooky places.

00:15:14.520 Is this one next to a cemetery, too?

00:15:16.300 This is, we haven't gotten that.

00:15:17.860 Every time he says cemetery, I just want to say school.

00:15:19.780 Scamatory school, yeah.

00:15:20.600 Yeah, cemetery school.

00:15:22.020 So, where did it go?

00:15:27.620 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:15:28.400 Okay, okay, okay.

00:15:28.940 The door storage area gives us plywood, no door, and only a drilled hole, and three holes drilled towards the top of the door.

00:15:36.500 Imagine bowling ball holes.

00:15:38.420 Two on top, one on the bottom.

00:15:39.860 And now, imagine those holes, and they're placed at the perfect height for a person to be standing behind that door, looking and breathing through those holes.

00:15:50.720 So, two eyes, and then they got their lips pressed against the third hole, and they're just breathing through it.

00:15:55.320 Guys, this is so cool.

00:15:56.440 I'm sorry.

00:15:56.920 What do you got?

00:15:57.360 I'm checked out.

00:15:57.900 Unbelievable.

00:15:58.920 We're in.

00:15:59.440 Look at this, dude.

00:16:00.300 There it is.

00:16:00.960 Look at that.

00:16:01.380 We got it.

00:16:02.440 We got dreams.

00:16:03.460 We got straight Bibles. 0.59

00:16:04.520 So, we're doing plugs again.

00:16:05.600 What is happening?

00:16:05.920 What?

00:16:06.920 Your website is up, but it's not finished yet.

00:16:08.920 We still have, like, but the t-shirts are available to buy.

00:16:11.660 Check that out.

00:16:12.280 Dude, that statue one is dope.

00:16:14.300 What?

00:16:14.740 Might not.

00:16:15.220 Yeah, this one, this is a brand new one.

00:16:16.680 Daniel, too.

00:16:16.840 That's really great.

00:16:19.040 Whoa.

00:16:19.560 Look at that.

00:16:20.360 That's dope. 0.93

00:16:21.020 That's not.

00:16:21.560 Oh, great.

00:16:21.740 We got a hoodie.

00:16:22.560 Yeah, I know.

00:16:24.140 It's not great to see.

00:16:25.220 Maybe I can zoom it in this way.

00:16:26.480 Check that out, man.

00:16:27.520 Stop doing that.

00:16:28.380 You know we're not doing that.

00:16:29.540 All right.

00:16:30.040 All right.

00:16:30.300 This is actually a better way to look at it.

00:16:31.740 Look at that.

00:16:32.160 Wow.

00:16:32.520 Oh, that's dope. 0.94

00:16:34.160 That goes hard.

00:16:34.960 Do you like that?

00:16:35.240 Say something nice about it, Matt.

00:16:36.940 No, I don't know what to say, man.

00:16:38.840 So, let's click on that one.

00:16:40.200 Thank you.

00:16:40.780 I haven't even seen that one.

00:16:41.440 Thank you could be a word to say.

00:16:42.980 What are you talking about?

00:16:43.860 You're getting paid on this.

00:16:45.080 I'm not getting paid on it.

00:16:46.160 Let's go.

00:16:46.540 Let's go to straight Bible. 0.82

00:16:47.660 Straight Bible.

00:16:48.340 Okay, yeah, we get a straight Bible.

00:16:50.400 So, it's just a t-shirt right now.

00:16:52.160 What is that?

00:16:52.560 So, the front has like a mini logo in the front center?

00:16:55.320 It's got whatever I say.

00:16:56.460 Those are like the old skate shirts, dude.

00:16:57.960 I like that.

00:16:58.560 You like that?

00:16:59.080 A little bit and then like the full logo in the back.

00:17:01.600 Bro, how do I get one?

00:17:03.140 What?

00:17:03.520 You don't.

00:17:04.000 You don't.

00:17:05.380 Other people get this.

00:17:06.580 And you get the standard logo.

00:17:10.720 Let me see that one.

00:17:11.500 That one's just like the front left chest.

00:17:14.160 Front left chest and back.

00:17:15.500 That's cool.

00:17:16.060 I like that one.

00:17:16.660 Nicely nice.

00:17:17.500 The one that is Elijah the Tishbite, that one has the standard logo on the tit. 0.96

00:17:21.160 And then, well, it's got the standard NDS.

00:17:24.860 That's right.

00:17:25.480 No, I didn't put.

00:17:26.060 I put the regular one.

00:17:27.080 Okay.

00:17:27.500 I don't want to be affiliated, but let me see.

00:17:30.820 That was a hilarious conversation.

00:17:32.240 Are you sure we should do a logo where we intertwine both of our logos together?

00:17:36.600 Can we do that?

00:17:37.120 Are you sure you want to be affiliated?

00:17:38.340 Wait, wait.

00:17:38.620 Zach S says, I want a hoodie with Raven's face on it.

00:17:40.780 Can we just get separate shirts with our own faces on it?

00:17:44.140 Just a top face, a matte face, and a Raven face. 0.80

00:17:47.660 That'd be great.

00:17:48.140 I'm actually working on one.

00:17:49.920 It's going to be a really nice one.

00:17:51.300 It better not be the toothless one.

00:17:53.040 That's pretty funny.

00:17:53.800 Oh, no.

00:17:54.140 If you put that on a shirt, though, that is pretty funny.

00:17:56.100 No, no.

00:17:56.580 So are you guys familiar with what dithered would be?

00:17:59.600 Dithered.

00:18:00.080 It's a.

00:18:00.940 No.

00:18:01.980 Yeah, I figured.

00:18:02.740 I've never heard the word.

00:18:03.520 You guys are low class.

00:18:04.360 It's like a.

00:18:05.220 A dithered?

00:18:06.100 Yeah, yeah.

00:18:06.820 It's nice, but it'll be this thing.

00:18:08.820 This shirt, and I can't even pull it up.

00:18:11.520 Whatever.

00:18:11.840 It's Matt's face.

00:18:12.700 It's going to be Matt's face on it.

00:18:14.000 Which one?

00:18:14.720 The one where he.

00:18:15.640 Dude, please.

00:18:16.980 That's so funny.

00:18:18.220 I don't like that.

00:18:18.940 I don't like that there's memes in me on Twitter.

00:18:20.820 I don't even play Twitter, man.

00:18:21.020 I like that.

00:18:22.400 We should do one.

00:18:23.440 I'll.

00:18:25.200 If people would buy the.

00:18:26.480 What do you want, Mason?

00:18:27.240 What is going on right now?

00:18:29.240 Mason, what do you want?

00:18:30.260 What?

00:18:30.720 No, the camera's not on, Mason.

00:18:31.960 I was just.

00:18:32.880 I was going to say I'm done.

00:18:34.600 What?

00:18:35.100 What time is it?

00:18:35.960 She's ready to go.

00:18:36.860 She thinks she's done.

00:18:40.600 The rest of the time, just like hanging out.

00:18:43.520 Closing.

00:18:45.200 All right.

00:18:45.460 Do you want to sit in?

00:18:46.240 I don't know if we have an extra chair.

00:18:47.620 No, we don't have time.

00:18:49.020 She wants to be in on this.

00:18:50.300 No, Mason.

00:18:51.060 Wait.

00:18:52.000 We only have.

00:18:52.960 No, Mason, you can't be in the thing.

00:18:54.640 We don't even have another microphone.

00:18:55.860 Look at that.

00:18:56.120 One microphone, two microphones, three microphones.

00:18:57.600 She just wants to listen to Pandafly. 0.95

00:18:58.680 At least let her listen to Pandafly for a minute.

00:19:00.380 I just want to listen.

00:19:01.100 I just want to listen to crazy stories.

00:19:02.720 Okay.

00:19:03.160 Good.

00:19:03.300 All right.

00:19:03.540 But you're looming.

00:19:04.420 You can chill on the side right there just for a minute.

00:19:06.480 That was very.

00:19:07.280 Get a chair in the side right there.

00:19:07.580 All right.

00:19:08.060 Fine.

00:19:08.680 Finish the story.

00:19:09.660 I got to finish the story.

00:19:12.440 Was Pandafly a legit band or that was Soulfly?

00:19:15.540 That's a person that wrote into us.

00:19:17.560 This is a person that wants to marry Matt, right?

00:19:19.500 That is.

00:19:19.880 Well, no.

00:19:20.640 That's.

00:19:21.380 What?

00:19:22.000 Whoop your baby mama's hoe ass that wants that. 1.00

00:19:24.520 Okay.

00:19:24.980 He's been.

00:19:26.500 Yeah, but whatever.

00:19:28.020 All right.

00:19:28.540 Go ahead.

00:19:28.940 Go ahead.

00:19:30.620 Okay.

00:19:31.160 So.

00:19:33.180 Now, imagine those holes and they're placed at a perfect height for somebody to be standing behind

00:19:36.160 that door looking and breathing through those holes.

00:19:38.600 And this looked out into the laundry room.

00:19:41.320 Mason, will you listen to Chuck and say, Mason, get me a coffee.

00:19:44.340 Chuck from Guam.

00:19:45.260 Chuck from Guam.

00:19:45.960 Everybody's spelling your name differently and it's the best.

00:19:48.620 Mason.

00:19:51.060 Yeah.

00:19:52.300 It is crazy that you put a Y in your name.

00:19:54.360 Like what is.

00:19:54.920 She didn't.

00:19:55.660 She was a baby.

00:19:56.780 All right.

00:19:57.020 All right.

00:19:57.180 Let's get real.

00:19:57.840 Let's get real.

00:19:58.320 Okay.

00:19:58.600 Can we.

00:19:58.940 Can we have.

00:19:59.440 We have a show to do.

00:20:00.200 We have to get.

00:20:00.500 This looked out into the laundry room.

00:20:03.700 Needless to say, we always felt watched when we were in that room.

00:20:06.680 That feeling you get when someone is staring at you.

00:20:09.020 You could always get that feeling in the laundry room.

00:20:12.320 Okay.

00:20:12.820 This is what I.

00:20:13.860 There needs to be more details in a story like this.

00:20:16.040 Like how many people are in the family.

00:20:17.400 She's saying we.

00:20:18.660 Yeah.

00:20:18.880 Maybe we get there.

00:20:19.040 What is there?

00:20:19.300 Brothers and sisters.

00:20:20.540 Well, she says that she tried to type it out, but it was incredibly long.

00:20:23.920 So she's trying to respect our time because she knows that we tend to get.

00:20:27.880 I'm just saying like who's the we.

00:20:28.880 Like who is she down there with?

00:20:30.120 Is she down her and the demon in the imaginary friends?

00:20:33.160 Because that adds another element of the story.

00:20:35.080 If she has imaginary friends.

00:20:36.080 I'm imagining like siblings, you know.

00:20:38.840 See, the problem, Matt, is that when you come into this show, NDS Chronicles.

00:20:42.320 Yeah.

00:20:42.760 We come in with an air of belief.

00:20:45.180 Right.

00:20:45.400 I know that you did.

00:20:46.040 You have to.

00:20:46.840 What is no.

00:20:47.640 You come in here making a face.

00:20:49.160 This is the opposite of unbelief.

00:20:50.220 I'm asking for more details.

00:20:51.480 Like who are the friends?

00:20:52.680 Who is the we?

00:20:53.520 Just so I get a better full rounded picture.

00:20:55.620 Bless it out.

00:20:56.080 Those who believe without seeing.

00:20:57.160 What who says is anything about believing or not believing?

00:21:00.600 Straight Bible.

00:21:01.140 This is so weird.

00:21:01.920 Straight Bible.

00:21:03.120 Anyway.

00:21:04.620 I thought you just threw your phone in the ground.

00:21:07.600 OK, so there were other creepy things like the lights never working properly.

00:21:10.900 You could flip a switch and sometimes they would turn on.

00:21:13.320 Sometimes they wouldn't.

00:21:14.380 There was always that sensation to run up the stairs as fast as you could after turning on

00:21:18.980 the lights or off the lights.

00:21:19.980 Rather, we also had a dog that was completely fearless in his life and loved to be around

00:21:24.440 us all.

00:21:24.940 However, he did not want to be in that basement.

00:21:26.840 What is it about getting older that you just don't care about the dark?

00:21:30.080 Like I'm not scared about it at all anymore.

00:21:32.400 I'm kind of like.

00:21:33.300 Mason's terrified of the dark.

00:21:34.400 Look at him.

00:21:34.720 I know.

00:21:35.300 There's no basements in Florida.

00:21:37.720 I just mean in dark in general.

00:21:39.080 Like I walk into darkness and I just go and my kids are terrified and I just go and

00:21:43.640 I'm like, if something's here and it's going to kill me.

00:21:46.300 No, you're just too busy.

00:21:47.420 Like you're just got you had so much on your mind.

00:21:49.220 You're like a little nervy.

00:21:50.500 You're very nervy.

00:21:51.440 And you're like, oh, there's something here.

00:21:52.960 Who cares?

00:21:53.360 I got a lot on my mind right now.

00:21:54.480 Top looks like he has scoliosis.

00:21:56.480 That's not nice.

00:21:57.260 Oh, that's.

00:21:57.560 Yeah.

00:21:57.760 I mean, but David's got.

00:21:58.960 See, it's the angle that David has put me in.

00:22:02.060 The angles in here do get a little weird.

00:22:03.880 Yeah.

00:22:04.460 Look at the Raven.

00:22:06.360 Yeah.

00:22:06.960 All right.

00:22:07.880 That was the worst.

00:22:09.220 What?

00:22:09.800 Mason, get out. 0.80

00:22:11.020 Get out of the room.

00:22:11.420 Now you have to leave, Mason.

00:22:13.640 Okay.

00:22:14.140 So as my sister and I got older.

00:22:17.360 There.

00:22:17.560 There's context clues for you.

00:22:18.500 Okay.

00:22:18.760 We would eventually spend the majority of our time in this basement to be away from our

00:22:22.780 parents upstairs.

00:22:24.160 And I eventually moved into the basement bedroom so my sister and I could finally have separate

00:22:28.280 rooms.

00:22:29.360 This is where the activity starts happening.

00:22:31.840 See, this is the part where all the spooky stuff starts happening.

00:22:34.500 You got to like, you got to bear with it.

00:22:36.020 Sometimes these people take a while.

00:22:37.180 Okay.

00:22:37.400 I'm sorry for asking for more details.

00:22:39.160 That's nice.

00:22:39.760 Are you sorry?

00:22:40.220 I just thought it was important.

00:22:40.520 The problem is you're asking for more details for an email from November 2nd.

00:22:44.620 From a person named Pandafly.

00:22:45.760 Also, he apologized, so let's let it, you know, this person may very well not exist.

00:22:50.060 These could be just bots.

00:22:51.500 I believe this person's name is Amanda.

00:22:53.000 Doxed.

00:22:54.740 Got him.

00:22:56.620 Are you sure it's not Bloptown, honey?

00:22:58.620 No, that's not.

00:22:59.260 Don't talk to Bloptown, honey. 1.00

00:23:00.660 Don't acknowledge Bloptown, honey. 0.99

00:23:01.160 I really would love to read him the email from the Nigerian mayor.

00:23:04.340 That was not real.

00:23:05.280 That was a truth.

00:23:05.700 We're in the middle of a thing.

00:23:06.580 Let's go.

00:23:07.080 You're right.

00:23:07.440 Let's do the thing.

00:23:07.640 First thing I remember vividly was the scratching on the ceiling.

00:23:13.400 The basement ceiling had these tiles that were somewhere between foam and drywall.

00:23:17.760 That's like drop ceilings, I think.

00:23:19.300 Like this crap.

00:23:20.880 That wasn't nice.

00:23:21.800 No, I mean.

00:23:22.180 I mean, crap.

00:23:22.700 It's an expensive ceiling grid.

00:23:24.760 I know, but when I mess with it, I feel like I'm breathing in asbestos.

00:23:27.800 It's probably why.

00:23:28.740 This is true.

00:23:29.460 It's like a very high-end sound.

00:23:30.980 Sean Morales says, Matt couldn't enjoy a movie because he has to know all the details

00:23:35.540 ahead of time.

00:23:36.020 I feel like that is 100% you.

00:23:38.380 Like, are you like, I don't understand.

00:23:40.100 I'm straight Bible.

00:23:40.300 Like, that's what happens.

00:23:40.880 You have to understand the context of the Bible.

00:23:42.780 Like, everything you're reading to fully comprehend the story.

00:23:46.400 No, no.

00:23:46.820 I like movies, man.

00:23:47.740 I like the Avatar.

00:23:48.900 What's your favorite?

00:23:49.500 No, no, no, no, no.

00:23:50.560 What's your favorite movie in the last 20 years?

00:23:52.940 Yeah, pick one.

00:23:53.500 No, no.

00:23:53.840 That's too gracious.

00:23:55.080 Let's do five years.

00:23:56.340 No, absolutely Avatar, bro.

00:23:58.500 Avatar?

00:23:59.440 Okay.

00:23:59.920 No, really.

00:24:01.140 Why are you guys not okay with, like, you ask me a question, I answer, like, no, that's

00:24:04.680 not the right answer.

00:24:05.280 Because that's not, it hasn't come out in five years.

00:24:07.080 It's been a lot longer than five years.

00:24:08.460 Has it been?

00:24:09.140 No, no, no.

00:24:09.620 It's within five years because it was right before Christmas.

00:24:12.040 We sat in the seats at, like, Recline and stuff at Ocala.

00:24:14.900 It was, like, so nice, bro.

00:24:16.120 Are you kidding me?

00:24:16.720 And then we went home and it was freezing.

00:24:18.320 I had to cover all my, like, fruit trees that were freezing.

00:24:20.540 This is definitely within the last five years.

00:24:21.420 Dude, it came out in 2009.

00:24:23.700 No, Weight of the Water.

00:24:24.740 The Water one, bro.

00:24:25.840 Oh, you watch that?

00:24:27.560 You watch that?

00:24:28.140 What's wrong with you, dude?

00:24:29.020 It's kind of my thing, bro.

00:24:29.980 I like the people.

00:24:30.800 They live off the land.

00:24:31.820 The basement ceiling had these tiles that were something between foam and drywall,

00:24:35.440 so they had a very specific sound when touched.

00:24:37.680 Kind of foamy, kind of papery.

00:24:39.180 I like those descriptives.

00:24:40.780 If I was up late at night, either on my laptop or doing homework or messing around,

00:24:45.400 I could hear scratching on the ceiling from above my head.

00:24:48.420 Don't touch that.

00:24:49.280 For weeks, maybe even months, I had just assumed that there was mice or rats or something trapped

00:24:55.420 in the house, you know, in the ceiling until I realized that this was the upstairs floor

00:25:02.020 and that there shouldn't be anything in between, in between, should there?

00:25:06.900 Okay, so I guess you're saying, I don't know what the hell you're saying.

00:25:11.360 Until I realized that it was the upstairs floor and there shouldn't be anything in between,

00:25:16.180 should there?

00:25:16.580 All right, well, I'll take your word for it.

00:25:18.160 Well, once that occurred to me, every time I would hear the scratching sounds, it would

00:25:22.120 unnerve me.

00:25:23.680 Eventually, one night, I took my laptop from my desk in the living room area and brought

00:25:27.900 it to my bedroom so I didn't have to hear it anymore.

00:25:30.600 And that's when I realized this scratching would follow me right above my head, no matter

00:25:35.700 where in the basement I moved to.

00:25:38.740 Now they had my attention.

00:25:40.320 What are you doing right now?

00:25:42.460 What?

00:25:42.720 What's that?

00:25:43.160 Don't know.

00:25:43.640 Can you focus on the story?

00:25:45.640 What is stop doing?

00:25:46.880 I don't like this.

00:25:48.180 What is this?

00:25:49.180 What is this?

00:25:52.120 I don't like this.

00:25:55.000 No, I'm not doing this show anymore.

00:25:56.920 We need to have this all the time.

00:25:58.920 You guys are like, yeah, sit in.

00:26:00.460 It'll be fun.

00:26:03.660 Isn't that so much better?

00:26:05.080 We need to have this all the time.

00:26:06.940 No, I just, okay.

00:26:08.120 But to be honest with the guy in the chat, maybe he's right because right now I'm like,

00:26:11.300 yo, it's just rats or mice.

00:26:13.280 He's like, hey, they're following me around from room to room.

00:26:15.920 It's like, no, it sounds like maybe it's a little hood spot, dude.

00:26:18.560 And maybe you have rats like in the ceiling in multiple rooms.

00:26:22.520 Don't you think that Panda Fly knows the difference between rats and demons?

00:26:25.400 You're saying that ghosts don't go to the ghetto? 0.91

00:26:27.780 No, they do.

00:26:28.860 But like, there's rats in the ceiling.

00:26:30.560 You don't really hear like a lot of ghetto ghost stories.

00:26:33.400 You do?

00:26:33.820 No, you do.

00:26:34.480 But when I do, it's the same thing.

00:26:35.840 I'm like, it's probably just rats, dog.

00:26:37.300 Like, it could be rats.

00:26:38.120 You live in filth.

00:26:39.040 Okay, so maybe we should keep reading.

00:26:41.040 But yeah, initially you're saying like, hey, what do you think?

00:26:43.400 I'm like, well, it sounds like rats.

00:26:44.600 Nobody asked that.

00:26:45.580 Like the scratching on the ceiling is like, yeah, that's probably rats or mice or something.

00:26:49.400 All right, fine.

00:26:49.740 Now they had her attention, okay?

00:26:52.080 Up to this point, again, we were always picking up red flags about the feelings that we had

00:26:56.320 in the basement.

00:26:56.980 But now for me, it was fully cemented.

00:26:59.460 Because they were already getting bad feelings, dog.

00:27:01.940 They would try to go up the stairs.

00:27:03.660 And then they'd have to run.

00:27:04.700 Bad feelings doesn't change it to not rats.

00:27:06.340 All right.

00:27:06.720 Oh, damn, there's a cool picture here.

00:27:08.860 Yeah, I saw the picture, yeah.

00:27:09.980 That's why I wanted to share it on the screen.

00:27:11.060 Oh, the rats?

00:27:11.700 No.

00:27:13.220 I don't want to share it on the screen.

00:27:14.320 No, there's like a picture.

00:27:15.680 We'll share it on the screen.

00:27:16.800 Okay.

00:27:19.560 Side note, at this point, I remember how the first night I moved into my room downstairs,

00:27:23.740 my dog actually came down there and slept with me on the bed for the first and only time of my life.

00:27:30.340 I still wondered why he did that.

00:27:31.900 But more things at this point were starting to add up.

00:27:34.860 So only a couple of paragraphs later, Matt.

00:27:37.440 I want you to, because that's a bad face you've got on right now.

00:27:40.320 And if you look at this, like that somehow comes into the story.

00:27:44.160 What?

00:27:44.580 Yeah, so this is going to be fascinating.

00:27:46.080 AI generated, bro.

00:27:47.600 No, she's not saying this is what, you know what, man?

00:27:50.860 Anyway.

00:27:52.460 Stop.

00:27:52.860 Geez.

00:27:54.020 The other thing that would occur nightly, along with the scratching, were footsteps.

00:27:58.220 Oh, it's just mice, huh?

00:27:59.700 No, the parents are upstairs doing stuff.

00:28:02.080 Maybe.

00:28:02.580 The entire basement was carpeted.

00:28:04.140 However, when it's quiet enough, you could hear footsteps in the carpet.

00:28:07.500 In the basement?

00:28:08.300 In the carpet with her.

00:28:09.800 Now this is getting a little sketch of Source Rex.

00:28:11.780 Now I'm intrigued.

00:28:12.800 Thankfully.

00:28:13.300 Let's go.

00:28:13.580 God, does he say that all the time, Mason?

00:28:14.920 Geez.

00:28:14.980 Let's go.

00:28:16.760 I'm a little concernicus.

00:28:18.100 I'm a little concernicus Rex.

00:28:19.320 I'm a little concernicus.

00:28:20.460 Doesn't he know that dinosaurs are fake?

00:28:23.260 Oh, that's true, dude.

00:28:24.100 Don't you know that?

00:28:24.660 Oh, wait up.

00:28:25.180 This is a good time.

00:28:25.720 What do you mean fake?

00:28:26.020 They find the bones, dude.

00:28:27.380 They don't find the bones of dinosaurs?

00:28:31.820 What a baby. 0.99

00:28:34.240 Mason, stay out of this.

00:28:35.340 What a baby. 0.99

00:28:36.700 What are you saying?

00:28:37.320 They don't find dinosaur bones?

00:28:38.580 I'm saying you are a baby.

00:28:42.120 I mean, but with no real reasoning, you're saying that to him.

00:28:44.600 No, yeah, I'm just saying that.

00:28:46.760 Now, if you're saying they didn't have scales, they had feathers, like, okay, I'm open to that.

00:28:50.720 But they find the bones.

00:28:52.220 Guys, this guy's a dinosaur believer.

00:28:54.560 Look at him looking.

00:28:56.860 Thank you, big idiot.

00:28:57.700 No, dude, this is fake.

00:28:58.440 These are the bones of the Nephilim.

00:29:00.560 These are the giant bones.

00:29:01.560 As a matter of fact, they might even be dragon bones.

00:29:03.660 This story is harder to follow than the car Mason's driving.

00:29:06.820 Can we just get back to the story?

00:29:08.540 That was uncalled for and mean.

00:29:10.400 Somebody said that.

00:29:11.620 All right.

00:29:12.000 So my bedroom was in the very back corner of the basement.

00:29:15.880 You had to travel the entire creaky staircase and through the basement and bathroom to get to my room.

00:29:21.760 Weird layout.

00:29:22.940 All of which was kept pitch black at night when everyone was asleep.

00:29:26.660 Not even nightlights.

00:29:28.340 Not even nightlights.

00:29:29.480 I almost brought a house that had a strange layout.

00:29:31.900 We were so desperate in Brooklyn.

00:29:33.660 Oh, you're going to get weird layouts in Brooklyn.

00:29:35.620 It was called a railroad house.

00:29:37.280 Dude, I lived in one of those.

00:29:38.680 It sucked.

00:29:39.380 It's crazy.

00:29:39.940 What a stupid idea.

00:29:41.000 You have to pass through every single room to get to any of it.

00:29:43.560 It's a nightmare.

00:29:45.020 Yeah.

00:29:45.340 I really, I lived in one.

00:29:46.740 It was like you had to like step into the tub and then there was a door through the tub to get to the bedroom.

00:29:51.640 Can we just stop effing around for a minute about these layouts and houses and stuff and just like, is that one of the conspiracies?

00:29:58.120 Is dinosaurs aren't real?

00:29:59.760 One of them.

00:30:00.800 It's the conspiracy.

00:30:02.440 Dinosaurs are not real?

00:30:03.620 No.

00:30:03.760 You ever wonder why?

00:30:04.800 Not even real.

00:30:05.060 So what, they just made up that they were like digging up bones and stuff?

00:30:08.520 I'm going to tell you.

00:30:08.940 This is going to blow me.

00:30:09.740 I want to tell you something.

00:30:10.760 So I read a book to my son.

00:30:12.860 Yeah.

00:30:13.220 My son.

00:30:13.820 And it's always about what?

00:30:15.260 It's, it's, well, it's, it's a Dr. Seuss book, but it rhymes and it's about dinosaurs.

00:30:18.680 And it goes, ah, man, like the alipasaurus, you can tell that she loved her, her kid by her bones.

00:30:26.780 You can tell that they love their kid by their bones.

00:30:29.540 And then there was another one that he attacked his foe and we knew that he attacked with his thumb.

00:30:36.420 And you can tell.

00:30:37.500 Excuse my French.

00:30:38.700 How the fuck, how do we know?

00:30:40.540 Whoa.

00:30:41.100 How do we know that?

00:30:42.060 What?

00:30:42.620 I'm not saying we know that.

00:30:44.100 I'm just saying they exist.

00:30:44.660 No, they're saying they know that.

00:30:45.520 It's just when people say giants don't exist, they find the bones.

00:30:48.320 They find the giant bones.

00:30:48.900 Yeah, but they just, but, but nobody's making up stuff about giants.

00:30:51.620 They're like, oh, all right, giant bones.

00:30:52.640 Okay, so are we denying that they find actual dinosaur bones?

00:30:55.720 If all the other stuff they make up about it is made up, that's fine.

00:30:59.140 But like, are you saying they don't actually find dinosaur bones?

00:31:02.980 No, they're not dinosaur bones.

00:31:04.040 Okay.

00:31:04.520 Okay.

00:31:04.880 I just didn't know that was one of the things.

00:31:06.940 Did you know that space is fake and gay? 1.00

00:31:09.240 Just get a chair.

00:31:09.940 No, space is not fake, dude.

00:31:11.480 Space isn't fake?

00:31:12.860 Oh, the hole.

00:31:13.160 Space isn't fake?

00:31:14.140 Leave that door open, too, so we get a cross breeze in here.

00:31:16.380 Good God, man.

00:31:17.460 Especially now you're in here breathing all our air and stuff, and it's getting stifling.

00:31:20.840 I was going to make a jump off the map.

00:31:23.600 She's not going to be allowed to talk at all.

00:31:25.060 No, she's not allowed to talk at all.

00:31:26.420 She can listen.

00:31:27.400 She's allowed to listen.

00:31:29.000 You've not been quiet.

00:31:30.020 You've been chatting.

00:31:31.520 So, needless to say.

00:31:33.520 Am I moving or is the camera moving?

00:31:35.980 I'm not totally sure.

00:31:37.280 I'm not in the shot.

00:31:38.840 Do I just always move?

00:31:40.200 No, it's you.

00:31:40.780 Well, you're doing this thing where you're melting into the seat.

00:31:43.360 We switched the chairs.

00:31:44.360 I'm getting lower and lower.

00:31:45.820 Well, because the chair was like.

00:31:48.680 What just happened?

00:31:49.440 I just heard something click in.

00:31:50.760 You're going to let her mic?

00:31:51.920 Oh, jeez.

00:31:52.500 Okay.

00:31:53.020 I mean, if she's going to talk.

00:31:54.760 I'm going to sit next to me.

00:31:56.080 All right.

00:31:56.480 There you go.

00:31:57.080 Oh, God.

00:31:57.680 This is the worst.

00:31:58.920 That's not safe.

00:31:59.980 Okay.

00:32:00.260 Oh, my God.

00:32:02.380 This is a bad idea.

00:32:03.680 There she goes.

00:32:04.500 She's hitting the. 0.98

00:32:05.960 All right.

00:32:07.080 Sorry, guys.

00:32:07.720 We're letting girls on this podcast now? 1.00

00:32:08.900 This is a cool guy's thing.

00:32:11.040 Don't sit in front of my camera.

00:32:13.440 Am I missing something?

00:32:15.080 Yeah, a microphone.

00:32:16.280 And that's on purpose.

00:32:17.300 I think I made a mistake.

00:32:18.500 Yeah, you did make a mistake.

00:32:19.880 Bring the microphone. 0.98

00:32:22.000 All right.

00:32:22.200 You know what?

00:32:23.600 So, needless to say, if anyone came down here for anything, not only could you hear them

00:32:28.180 coming down the stairs, but everyone would also need to turn on lights to walk that deep

00:32:33.640 in.

00:32:33.900 Okay.

00:32:34.140 So, in other words, if somebody's walking around and you can hear their footsteps on the

00:32:37.080 carpet, they would be making a shit ton of noise coming down the stairs, which is reasonable,

00:32:41.620 right, Matt?

00:32:42.040 You can stop looking like that now.

00:32:43.720 And also-

00:32:45.120 This is just my thinking face.

00:32:46.580 I don't understand.

00:32:47.300 You guys are like, oh, Matt doesn't believe it.

00:32:49.740 You look really mad.

00:32:52.200 No, I'm just in deep thought.

00:32:54.080 I don't like this.

00:32:55.140 That's what you look like, Matt.

00:32:56.220 That's literally you.

00:32:58.300 At this point, I had full-blown insomnia and sometimes would go days without sleeping.

00:33:04.440 At what age?

00:33:05.240 This is still fourth grade?

00:33:06.320 Who knows, actually?

00:33:07.040 I have no idea.

00:33:08.100 Are you trying to have her grab something? 0.99

00:33:09.360 No, it's just-

00:33:09.640 The microphones are right there next to her.

00:33:11.280 But that's okay.

00:33:12.060 Don't worry about it, Mason.

00:33:12.700 What microphones?

00:33:13.000 She works here.

00:33:13.820 Oh, my God.

00:33:14.280 She can't figure it out.

00:33:15.480 It's okay.

00:33:16.800 Mason, if you look on the other side of the TV, there are several microphones.

00:33:20.180 You were supposed to bring them with you, and you didn't do that.

00:33:24.480 Oh, God.

00:33:25.020 She's going to knock everything off. 0.84

00:33:26.280 Okay, I'm going to read the story now.

00:33:27.840 No, I'm reading the story.

00:33:29.160 I want to read the story.

00:33:30.260 I want to quit interrupting.

00:33:31.340 Okay.

00:33:31.620 I'm sorry for interrupting.

00:33:32.300 Please, no more interrupting.

00:33:33.120 I would not believe in, or believing in dinosaurs, even though-

00:33:35.760 I would be laying in bed at night awake, and I could hear footsteps in the carpet starting

00:33:39.480 from outside my bedroom door all the way to the foot of my bed where they would stop.

00:33:44.540 But it's rats.

00:33:46.800 Almost every night after noticing the scratching sounds on the ceiling and trying to move away

00:33:51.220 from them, the footsteps in the carpet sounds started to happen.

00:33:55.180 So once she noticed the scratching, and she was trying to get away from the ceiling scratching,

00:33:58.880 then all of a sudden it was like, okay, now I'm going to do footsteps.

00:34:03.560 You cool with that?

00:34:04.320 Okay, good.

00:34:04.800 Yeah.

00:34:05.240 Seems reasonable.

00:34:06.480 I didn't understand at the time.

00:34:07.880 I was just a high school kid at this point.

00:34:09.760 Okay, now we've got a little more dynamic.

00:34:11.380 That's context.

00:34:12.200 Give it some time, and the context comes.

00:34:14.020 But I realize now that this entity noticed that I noticed, and it wanted me to notice more.

00:34:20.880 So it noticed her-

00:34:23.460 Noticing it.

00:34:24.720 And was like-

00:34:25.360 And liked it.

00:34:25.860 And I like it.

00:34:27.140 Okay, now I like where the story's going.

00:34:28.680 And you're going to notice me some more.

00:34:30.060 Now it's getting weird, yeah.

00:34:31.300 This thing that's kind of in the unseen realm is noticing that she knows about it, and it

00:34:36.140 likes that she knows about it.

00:34:37.740 What is your mouth open for, Mason?

00:34:39.360 What's happening?

00:34:40.500 Because I'm so scared.

00:34:41.540 Oh, okay.

00:34:42.020 She's scared.

00:34:42.680 All right.

00:34:42.940 It's supposed to be gone through this way.

00:34:44.180 No, it's not working.

00:34:45.340 But that's fine, right?

00:34:47.920 It's not working at all.

00:34:50.580 I don't need the mic.

00:34:51.340 No, it's fine.

00:34:51.880 It's fine, Mason.

00:34:52.420 I don't need the mic.

00:34:53.420 I don't need the mic.

00:34:53.800 The next event that happened was when my sister was actually with me for once.

00:35:01.740 We were in the basement again, messing around on the computer.

00:35:04.340 Maybe we were playing a game, watching a video, something along those lines, when suddenly

00:35:07.960 the computer is taking a shit like it got a virus.

00:35:12.080 Easy.

00:35:12.740 That's what she said.

00:35:13.460 That's what Pandafly said.

00:35:14.280 Just reading.

00:35:15.480 This was during the LimeWire days.

00:35:17.400 Shout out the LimeWire days.

00:35:19.040 Good times.

00:35:20.400 No?

00:35:20.740 Nobody?

00:35:21.060 All right.

00:35:21.720 So we were just thinking that we got another virus.

00:35:24.760 Tried to turn off the computer manually, and it took a long time to switch the computer

00:35:29.600 off for some reason, which got both of us to look up at the screen.

00:35:33.300 And in an instant, a demonic face took up the entire screen, edge to edge, and it was

00:35:40.200 like an ancient Aztec Mayan little G-God depiction.

00:35:43.460 Okay, we have a picture of this.

00:35:45.140 So this is just for reference.

00:35:50.240 That's not funny.

00:35:51.920 That's not that funny.

00:35:53.840 How is that funny?

00:35:55.920 Ha, ha, ha.

00:35:56.680 We're in seventh grade.

00:35:58.580 Oh, my God.

00:36:00.380 Someone say, got him.

00:36:01.940 That was good.

00:36:04.600 That was so...

00:36:06.660 Whatever.

00:36:07.740 Oh, man.

00:36:08.920 So that's...

00:36:10.280 I don't care.

00:36:11.360 That was good, man.

00:36:16.180 So, so...

00:36:16.940 Don't get serious.

00:36:17.780 We have this image here on the screen of, you know, an ancient Mayan bust.

00:36:23.740 Not really a bust.

00:36:24.580 A bust is really like a head.

00:36:25.740 It's just a head.

00:36:26.420 It's a totem.

00:36:27.280 It's a totem.

00:36:28.040 I don't know.

00:36:28.240 I think we're just using words we don't know the meaning of.

00:36:29.900 But, um, interesting that that would take up the entire screen of the computer while

00:36:34.980 they're trying to shut it off.

00:36:36.140 I don't know what...

00:36:37.100 You gotta...

00:36:37.620 Hey, got an explanation for that?

00:36:39.460 No.

00:36:39.960 Mr. Skeptical Face?

00:36:41.200 Get a rat.

00:36:41.920 Stop.

00:36:42.300 Why do you guys say I'm skeptical?

00:36:44.040 I don't like that.

00:36:44.660 I'm listening.

00:36:45.280 All right.

00:36:46.660 Get that off the screen.

00:36:47.520 I don't want to look at this demon anymore.

00:36:48.880 Yeah, yeah.

00:36:49.440 We'll take it off.

00:36:50.060 It was something similar to this, but completely black and gray.

00:36:52.500 Large nostrils.

00:36:53.760 Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:36:54.660 So she's in high school.

00:36:55.780 The sister's with her.

00:36:56.800 They go to F around with the computer, and then that face pops up.

00:37:00.480 Mm-hmm.

00:37:00.960 That's what we're saying.

00:37:02.000 Yes.

00:37:02.580 And this is after the rats have been scratching.

00:37:04.140 They're trying to...

00:37:05.060 Man, you know how you would press the computer button to, like, manually shut it down on the

00:37:08.220 tower?

00:37:09.640 You press the button.

00:37:10.580 You hold it.

00:37:10.940 It turns the computer off.

00:37:11.500 There's, like, a little black button there.

00:37:13.100 Oh, reasonable, yeah.

00:37:13.860 Yeah.

00:37:14.400 Well, you know.

00:37:15.440 It won't shut off.

00:37:16.400 And they're like, why is this taking so long?

00:37:18.040 And they look back up at the screen, and that's on it.

00:37:20.680 Boom.

00:37:21.120 Flashes.

00:37:21.620 And then it turns off.

00:37:22.500 Sketch, yeah.

00:37:23.400 Sketch-a-saurus Rex.

00:37:25.040 Yeah, I'd be a little concerned to kiss myself.

00:37:27.360 I can't do it.

00:37:28.140 I simply can't anymore.

00:37:29.460 It was something similar to this, but completely black and gray.

00:37:32.080 Large nostrils and eyes.

00:37:34.600 The face looked so angry.

00:37:36.460 And in a flash, it was there and gone.

00:37:39.020 Some faces that look angry actually aren't angry, though.

00:37:44.280 That's true.

00:37:45.080 Isaac, I said something.

00:37:45.760 I'm not going to pull it up.

00:37:46.720 Something to consider.

00:37:48.020 Something to consider.

00:37:49.120 That not all the faces.

00:37:49.860 Sometimes you're just perplexed.

00:37:51.320 Sometimes your face betrays your emotional state, and that's fair.

00:37:57.340 Okay.

00:37:58.080 Okay.

00:37:58.560 Let's get to it.

00:37:58.940 This is not a good show.

00:38:00.560 No, it's fine.

00:38:01.040 We're doing great.

00:38:01.900 Then the computer powered off in the next instant, and the screen blacked out.

00:38:05.140 My sister and I sat there in silence for a moment.

00:38:07.840 We both couldn't believe what we saw, and yet confirmed it instantly in each other's disbelief

00:38:12.560 and terror.

00:38:12.960 And it's just like what Top always comments on.

00:38:16.200 Shout out to Top.

00:38:17.300 We have this crazy shit happen to us, and then don't do anything about it.

00:38:21.380 Oh, yeah.

00:38:22.020 That's the last part.

00:38:22.920 Because there's nothing to do about it, right?

00:38:24.120 So life just kind of moves on.

00:38:25.820 And then you just go, that was...

00:38:27.520 Yeah.

00:38:28.140 Yeah.

00:38:28.520 But you don't even talk about it.

00:38:29.940 Yeah.

00:38:30.100 But isn't that everybody's life?

00:38:31.520 It's like, as your life unfolds, whether it's crazy stuff like this, or just crazy stuff

00:38:35.840 at school, or crazy stuff, whatever, you're just like, yeah, this is the reality that

00:38:39.080 I live in.

00:38:39.760 Like, this just is what it is.

00:38:41.040 Yeah.

00:38:41.240 Like, this is messed up.

00:38:42.120 You would just...

00:38:42.600 You know what it is, though?

00:38:43.200 It's like when people hear a fantastic story, they sort of imagine in their mind that you

00:38:47.220 would be talking about it endlessly.

00:38:49.740 You know, like you have a podcast, and you do a show about it, or something like that.

00:38:52.980 I gotta go to the bathroom.

00:38:54.000 Now you gotta go to the bathroom? 0.98

00:38:55.540 Unbelievable.

00:38:55.860 You know what?

00:38:56.320 Hold on.

00:38:56.820 Mason, Mason, you wanna sit over here?

00:38:57.580 Can you squeeze in?

00:38:58.320 No, no, no.

00:38:58.780 Guys, it's all right.

00:38:59.480 We're gonna take a quick break.

00:39:00.540 Oh, pee-pee break.

00:39:01.200 Yeah, yeah.

00:39:01.460 Do pee-pee break.

00:39:02.080 Do pee-pee break.

00:39:03.160 Spray.

00:39:04.500 There's spray?

00:39:05.800 Dude, somebody took a beefy dump in that bathroom before.

00:39:09.160 What'd you say, Matt?

00:39:10.120 All right.

00:39:12.500 Oh, we're just not gonna put music on.

00:39:13.940 All right, I'm fine with that.

00:39:14.680 I mean, I don't know what we're doing.

00:39:15.480 Guys, we'll be back soon.

00:39:16.600 Maybe they'll just not come back.

00:39:18.180 You wanna do the show?

00:39:19.360 Should we just continue?

00:39:20.320 Yeah, let's continue.

00:39:22.000 Is it better this way?

00:39:23.620 Feels like old times.

00:39:25.300 It's nice.

00:39:26.120 It is nice.

00:39:27.240 All right.

00:39:29.380 If you sit over here, you could talk.

00:39:31.300 We'll take an intermission.

00:39:32.920 Guys.

00:39:33.820 Check out the toad for a minute.

00:39:35.140 No, she said, can I talk while there's an intermission?

00:39:37.760 Oh.

00:39:38.680 We're just gonna keep doing the thing.

00:39:40.780 Don't do that.

00:39:41.380 Don't go.

00:39:41.700 Don't do that in the thing.

00:39:43.640 Now we have to go because of you.

00:39:45.160 Yeah.

00:39:45.780 What?

00:39:46.980 You guys literally, you guys said that we're best friends today.

00:39:50.740 I don't believe we said that.

00:39:52.860 Mason has coffee poops.

00:39:54.640 All right, we'll be back.

00:39:55.580 We gotta go because Mason has coffee poops.

00:39:58.000 See you in a minute, guys.

00:39:58.820 I hate when that happens.

00:39:59.280 We're gonna go to the bathroom and do what we gotta do.

00:40:02.380 Here we go.

00:40:02.980 That's a great stop playing.

00:40:03.820 It's all too real when the love you feel's forgotten.

00:40:10.620 When another lays in the bed you made and your best days are forgotten.

00:40:17.460 Is he all you need?

00:40:22.460 Do you look at him the same way you look at me?

00:40:30.380 Cause when you're saying that I'm the only one, did you mean that I'm the closest one around?

00:40:47.880 You know the talk is cheap and oh man I thinkin' you say you love me cause you like the way it sounds.

00:41:02.260 It sounds now darling, the past it hurts, but the future ain't got nothin' to do with you.

00:41:15.100 I think so.

00:41:15.520 Go ahead and thank you.

00:41:17.200 Thanks!

00:41:18.100 Okay, 90 percent.

00:41:19.880 taste that true.

00:41:21.200 Your loving words I fond the weak and hard of the simple-minded.

00:41:36.500 Much better, babe, than to go around feeding snakes like you. 0.98

00:41:49.900 Everybody wrestles with the demons, but who don't know the devil I chose is an angel

00:42:00.340 when she's sleeping.

00:42:04.340 Sweet Legion, release me, the devil in heaven was still God's favorite divine irony.

00:42:23.860 Cause when you say that I'm the only one, did you mean that I'm the closest one around?

00:42:34.260 I'm, you know the talk is cheap and don't mean a thing, did you say you love me?

00:42:42.260 Cause you like the way it sounds.

00:42:46.260 Lover of mine, is it a sign that I haven't slept in weeks?

00:42:58.260 The sun it shines, and it's so bright in my eyes, but I still cannot see.

00:43:16.260 Oh honey, look at the time, you're still in my mind, and it's half past time you leave.

00:43:30.260 Cause when you say that I'm the only one, did you mean that I'm the closest one around?

00:43:42.260 I'm, you know the talk is cheap and don't mean a thing, did you say you love me?

00:43:52.260 Cause you like the way it sounds.

00:43:54.260 It sounds, it sounds how darling, the past it hurts, but the future ain't got nothing to do with you.

00:44:08.260 You, I'm, you, I'm your loving words, I'm for the weak and hard on the simple-minded fools, fools.

00:44:26.260 Now I know so much better, babe, than to go around feeding snakes like you.

00:44:44.260 Hey Jude, don't make it bad, take a sad song and make it better.

00:44:57.260 Remember to let her into your heart, then you can start on to make it better.

00:45:08.260 Hey Jude, don't be afraid, you were made to go out again.

00:45:21.260 The minute you let her onto your skin, then you begin to make it better. 0.82

00:45:33.260 And any time you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain, don't carry the world upon your shoulders.

00:45:48.260 For well, you know that it's a fool who plays it cool by making his world a little colder.

00:46:03.260 Hey Jude, don't let me down.

00:46:18.260 You have found her, now go and get her.

00:46:25.260 Remember to let her into your heart Then you can start her to make it better

00:46:38.420 So let it out and let it in Hey, truth beginner

00:46:44.380 You're waiting for someone to perform with

00:46:53.700 Don't you know that it's just you Hey, truth, you'll do

00:46:59.140 The movement you need is on your shoulders

00:47:06.040 Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na

00:47:13.820 Hey, truth beginner Don't make it bad Take a sad song

00:47:23.700 All right, Mason, get out of here

00:47:29.620 You have to let her into your heart

00:47:32.080 Guys, we're back

00:47:32.860 And you can start to make it better

00:47:37.540 Mason's mic just doesn't work

00:47:39.520 That's fine

00:47:40.120 I think it's probably God's doing

00:47:44.260 He's like, hey, can we fix this?

00:47:45.860 Wait, is there a camera looking at her?

00:47:47.180 Yeah, there is

00:47:48.200 Put it on her and let her do the thing that she does when she's like looking at it

00:47:51.140 I think it's my camera

00:47:52.840 Oh, God

00:47:54.840 Jeez, man

00:47:55.360 This is just a disaster today

00:47:56.920 Look at her, yeah, do the thing

00:47:58.340 What is that?

00:47:59.360 What is that?

00:48:01.120 Are you doing head, shoulders, knees, and toes?

00:48:02.840 She just kicked me in the leg 1.00

00:48:04.160 Shoulders, knees, and toes

00:48:05.780 All right, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:48:07.860 Let's read the story

00:48:09.060 Okay

00:48:09.380 We're going to read the story

00:48:10.260 Everybody be quiet

00:48:11.100 All right, and Top's going to fix the lights

00:48:12.620 Because we've put it up to a vote

00:48:14.440 What the hell was I reading?

00:48:18.180 So it's just like Top always comments on it

00:48:19.500 Nobody likes the blue?

00:48:20.460 Stop it

00:48:20.900 Nobody likes the blue

00:48:21.600 And you've got to come to peace with that

00:48:25.920 And that's fine

00:48:28.060 So it's just like what Top always comments on

00:48:30.140 We have this crazy shit happen to us

00:48:31.280 And we don't do anything about it

00:48:32.480 Yeah

00:48:32.760 We eventually told our parents

00:48:34.340 Because we thought the computer was broken

00:48:36.040 And they didn't even care anyways

00:48:37.720 So life moved on

00:48:39.280 And I spiraled into a heavy depression

00:48:41.360 At this point in my life

00:48:43.560 And was cutting

00:48:44.860 I didn't mean to laugh like that

00:48:46.180 I was offering a blood sacrifice

00:48:49.060 To this entity perhaps

00:48:50.440 Making him stronger

00:48:51.380 That's fascinating

00:48:52.260 Wait, wait, wait, wait

00:48:53.340 So I laughed

00:48:54.240 What happened?

00:48:55.360 I have a history of laughing at that time

00:48:56.920 She thinks nothing of it

00:48:58.280 And this is how this stuff happens

00:48:59.320 She doesn't think anything of it

00:49:00.980 Well, she brought it up

00:49:02.440 Like, that was weird

00:49:03.300 And then they move on with her life 0.88

00:49:04.280 But doesn't talk about it

00:49:05.080 Moves on with her life

00:49:05.700 But what happened before the blood sacrifice?

00:49:07.140 So what was that?

00:49:07.980 Well, no

00:49:08.200 She went into a deep depression

00:49:09.820 Starts spiraling

00:49:10.800 Starts cutting

00:49:11.720 Which is

00:49:12.520 When they cut themselves

00:49:14.240 Okay

00:49:14.620 Mason

00:49:15.200 Okay

00:49:15.620 It's like

00:49:16.420 I don't mean to

00:49:18.800 I'm just saying

00:49:19.400 Don't assume that she's a cutter

00:49:20.900 But that's popular in that generation 0.99

00:49:22.540 But it always was a thing

00:49:23.500 I think it was more popular in our generation

00:49:25.040 Like in Elijah's day 0.97

00:49:26.020 They were cutting themselves

00:49:27.340 That's

00:49:27.880 We already did that

00:49:29.140 We already did that on Mount Carmel

00:49:30.920 The prophets started cutting themselves

00:49:32.640 Right

00:49:33.060 So is that what she said?

00:49:34.580 She said she started cutting herself

00:49:35.800 And I wasn't paying attention

00:49:36.760 I'm sorry about that, Pandafly 1.00

00:49:37.960 I should have been paying attention

00:49:38.980 Jeez, man

00:49:39.760 So she's doing like

00:49:40.680 I guess now she's realizing

00:49:41.900 That she was doing a

00:49:42.960 Ritualistic sacrifice

00:49:44.020 That she didn't even know

00:49:45.140 She was taking part in

00:49:46.180 That's interesting

00:49:46.880 Because if you watch like the Vedics 1.00

00:49:48.420 And they do their

00:49:49.020 Did I do another one of these?

00:49:49.580 No, don't do any of these

00:49:50.040 But what happens to people?

00:49:51.240 They just are like

00:49:51.920 I just

00:49:52.280 I'm gonna need to cut myself

00:49:53.420 Well, it was weird

00:49:54.940 Because it kind of got popularized

00:49:56.360 By emo culture

00:49:58.380 In a big way

00:50:00.040 I mean, that's

00:50:00.820 I don't know

00:50:01.420 Oh, you were into emo culture?

00:50:03.020 No, someone said my legs longer than you

00:50:05.180 Don't laugh at that

00:50:08.000 Don't read the stuff, Mason

00:50:09.700 So, jeez

00:50:10.940 Unbelievable

00:50:11.340 Turn my camera

00:50:12.020 Turn my camera

00:50:12.560 Because it's facing only Mason

00:50:13.820 I don't like that

00:50:14.520 Facing Mason?

00:50:15.540 Yeah

00:50:15.780 Make it face me more

00:50:16.820 Beep

00:50:17.040 Right there

00:50:17.300 That's better

00:50:17.540 Yeah, that's good

00:50:18.340 Let's keep reading

00:50:19.340 I kind of like

00:50:20.940 I like having Mason there

00:50:22.260 But no mic

00:50:23.120 It's actually

00:50:23.860 It's actually perfect

00:50:24.720 It's like a power move

00:50:26.320 Do you want to hold the mic

00:50:27.160 Close to you though

00:50:27.780 So it feels like

00:50:28.740 You know like when the little kids

00:50:29.620 Pretend like they're playing

00:50:30.660 In the arcade

00:50:31.560 Yeah, you can pretend

00:50:32.160 But they're really not

00:50:32.720 Yeah, no

00:50:33.700 Have it closed

00:50:34.220 I feel like that's a look

00:50:35.100 That's totally a vibe

00:50:35.900 Can you make it not blue?

00:50:38.240 This is the second time

00:50:39.160 She's been on the show

00:50:39.920 Without a microphone that works

00:50:41.080 That's brilliant

00:50:41.660 If I could do that

00:50:42.580 On the floor, dude

00:50:43.440 I would do it in a heartbeat

00:50:44.400 I'm just kidding

00:50:45.460 I'm just kidding

00:50:46.300 Relax

00:50:46.880 Unbelievable

00:50:48.080 Bug, she's a road 1.00

00:50:49.280 Rager

00:50:49.640 There you go

00:50:50.680 All right

00:50:50.980 So where the heck was I

00:50:53.000 Eventually one night

00:50:53.800 I'm in my bed again

00:50:54.800 Feeling dread and despair

00:50:57.160 And I'm on high alert

00:50:58.980 I know what that is

00:51:00.300 You're in bed at night

00:51:01.540 And you're feeling dread and despair

00:51:03.300 At this point

00:51:05.220 The footsteps and scratches

00:51:06.880 Have made my nights

00:51:07.980 So unpleasant

00:51:08.940 That I have to have music

00:51:10.660 Movies or a show playing

00:51:12.200 To drown out the sounds

00:51:13.680 Every night and all night

00:51:15.060 Let me add something

00:51:15.720 Is there something about

00:51:16.440 These mouth things 0.94

00:51:17.100 That I should know

00:51:17.720 Because I've got the

00:51:19.020 Inclinations

00:51:19.540 I don't think they're good

00:51:20.460 You just continue to put them in

00:51:21.240 Yeah

00:51:21.600 Yeah, it's not good

00:51:22.640 That's what you do

00:51:23.080 I don't trust this guy anymore

00:51:24.440 What?

00:51:25.000 That's not what we do

00:51:25.680 He's given top

00:51:26.600 It's lion's mane mushrooms

00:51:28.120 Alpha GPC

00:51:29.140 Beonine

00:51:29.900 Tyrosine

00:51:30.680 And 75 milligrams of caffeine

00:51:32.580 He said a bunch of shit

00:51:33.560 Like you know what it is

00:51:34.400 Tyrosine, dog

00:51:35.340 You know Tyronzine

00:51:36.740 Wait, I'm really

00:51:38.760 As much as you guys are like

00:51:40.120 Oh, Matt doesn't like the story

00:51:41.500 Matt doesn't believe the story

00:51:42.500 Now I'm like super intrigued

00:51:43.800 We'll get to it

00:51:44.500 This is how the show goes

00:51:45.660 However, I still need silence

00:51:48.220 To fall asleep

00:51:49.000 This particular night

00:51:50.440 I'm trying

00:51:51.060 Because I've been going months

00:51:52.420 With very little sleep

00:51:53.380 I don't hear the footsteps

00:51:55.260 Or scratches this night

00:51:56.440 It's so quiet

00:51:57.420 That all my senses

00:51:58.120 Are on high alert again

00:51:59.280 So it's so quiet

00:52:00.320 That now skepticism

00:52:01.840 Is kind of kicked in

00:52:02.720 I guess

00:52:02.980 And then my foot gets

00:52:04.920 Ah shit

00:52:05.500 Yep

00:52:05.900 And then my foot gets pulled

00:52:07.420 That's a classic

00:52:08.940 Classic

00:52:09.700 Mason, actually

00:52:10.760 Mason looks like somebody

00:52:11.720 Who suffers from this

00:52:12.660 Have you ever had

00:52:13.200 Spooky demonic things, Mason?

00:52:17.540 Actually, I have a lot

00:52:19.300 To say about this

00:52:20.120 I

00:52:20.540 No, no, no, no

00:52:21.340 I mean quickly though

00:52:22.360 Well, I was just going to say

00:52:24.060 I do believe in ghosts

00:52:25.180 And I don't like demonic things

00:52:27.540 I don't know

00:52:28.100 Based Mason

00:52:29.280 But has anything spooky

00:52:30.740 Ever happened to you?

00:52:32.760 I feel like I shouldn't

00:52:33.720 Have asked this

00:52:34.220 No, but one time

00:52:35.620 I was laying in bed

00:52:36.580 And I was trying to fall asleep

00:52:39.080 And my cat was also

00:52:40.800 At the foot of my bed

00:52:41.760 And I forgot he was there

00:52:42.860 And I stuck my foot out

00:52:44.360 From my covers

00:52:45.320 And he

00:52:46.020 Like with his claws

00:52:47.420 And I thought

00:52:47.840 That's not that spooky

00:52:48.900 Okay, that could have

00:52:49.580 Gotten a lot worse

00:52:50.120 It could have gotten worse

00:52:51.060 I thought the monster

00:52:51.900 Was getting me

00:52:52.480 That was scary

00:52:53.080 Well, that's a nice

00:52:53.740 Wholesome answer

00:52:54.420 No, I mean

00:52:54.900 She looks like the type of girl 0.99

00:52:55.960 She has like the type of vibe 1.00

00:52:57.680 To be like

00:52:58.020 Yeah, man

00:52:58.300 Something pulled me off the bed

00:52:59.600 Like at some point, right?

00:53:00.580 No, I think

00:53:01.120 Well, she's full of rage 1.00

00:53:02.260 You don't think so?

00:53:03.720 No, there's nothing demonic

00:53:04.780 In my house

00:53:05.460 Sick

00:53:06.460 Good for you

00:53:07.600 Crushing

00:53:07.940 Solid

00:53:08.120 So, my foot gets pulled

00:53:10.420 I want to pulled

00:53:13.000 So far

00:53:14.140 That's interesting

00:53:15.600 There's a typo there

00:53:16.440 I was pulled so far

00:53:18.580 Down my bed

00:53:19.480 That my head

00:53:20.740 Left my pillow

00:53:21.580 And what do I do

00:53:23.860 Top?

00:53:25.440 Nothing

00:53:25.840 Nothing at all

00:53:26.460 I don't know who it is

00:53:27.660 On the top

00:53:27.940 They said

00:53:28.240 Is this woman a Christian? 0.85

00:53:29.400 So, obviously

00:53:30.040 You have to start thinking

00:53:31.220 Like, yeah

00:53:31.620 What is happening

00:53:32.680 In this story?

00:53:33.840 I don't think anybody asked that

00:53:34.700 Yeah, they did

00:53:35.240 If you go up a little bit

00:53:36.280 Okay

00:53:36.460 So, um

00:53:37.980 Hmm

00:53:40.780 Okay

00:53:41.300 Right there

00:53:41.580 Psalm 40

00:53:42.780 Psalm 40

00:53:43.280 Why are we giving these people

00:53:45.080 Free show?

00:53:46.380 No, so I'm saying

00:53:47.080 Like, this is obviously

00:53:48.120 What you're asking

00:53:49.980 What you're wondering

00:53:50.840 Is like, yeah

00:53:51.580 Who is this happening to

00:53:53.040 If it's not

00:53:54.980 People who are born in the spirit

00:53:58.260 Do you see what I'm saying?

00:53:59.280 Yeah

00:53:59.460 It's like, what's going on here?

00:54:00.600 Like, what are these things

00:54:01.460 Plaguing the human race?

00:54:03.260 Like, coming after the human race? 0.93

00:54:04.900 And that's why my house

00:54:06.440 Is 0.88

00:54:06.660 Doesn't have anything demonic

00:54:07.740 Because I don't believe I

00:54:08.820 There we go

00:54:09.800 Yeah

00:54:10.240 I don't mess with that

00:54:11.280 So

00:54:11.760 Yeah, I mean

00:54:13.140 That's a fair assumption

00:54:13.920 She don't play that 1.00

00:54:14.840 I get it

00:54:15.780 But this girl 0.97

00:54:16.260 This girl plays that 1.00

00:54:17.400 Panda

00:54:17.800 Panda fly

00:54:18.700 Panda fly plays that

00:54:19.880 Yeah

00:54:20.160 Or played that previously

00:54:21.620 We don't know what's up now

00:54:22.740 With panda fly

00:54:23.220 This is like

00:54:23.740 You know

00:54:24.020 Her teenage years

00:54:24.840 And then before that

00:54:26.180 She was just a kid

00:54:26.880 Okay, so

00:54:28.280 Stop reading the comments

00:54:29.340 Stop it, Mason

00:54:29.840 Don't read the comments

00:54:30.500 I don't hear the footsteps

00:54:31.320 Scratches this night

00:54:32.380 No, that's

00:54:33.080 You've gone back too far

00:54:34.040 So she says

00:54:34.860 And what do I do

00:54:35.680 Top nothing

00:54:36.520 Nothing

00:54:37.040 I curled up fetal

00:54:38.460 Under the covers

00:54:39.240 Opened my laptop back up

00:54:41.020 And spent the rest of my night

00:54:42.100 Trying to forget

00:54:42.880 Yes

00:54:43.180 Amen

00:54:43.380 Yes, dude

00:54:44.320 I've literally done that myself

00:54:45.640 Yeah

00:54:45.920 I don't mention this for days

00:54:48.260 Or weeks

00:54:49.100 What?

00:54:50.140 Like, when was the last time

00:54:50.900 That happened to you?

00:54:52.080 I told you the whole story

00:54:53.620 With the demon

00:54:54.260 And how after I had

00:54:56.280 The first night encounter

00:54:57.500 I stayed on my phone

00:54:58.380 Till the sun came up

00:54:59.240 The second night encounter

00:55:00.480 I stayed on the phone

00:55:01.780 Till the sun came up

00:55:02.840 So yeah, I mean

00:55:03.660 And then

00:55:04.000 The demon

00:55:04.460 You mean the naked

00:55:05.460 My bad

00:55:06.740 Gray

00:55:07.140 The naked gray

00:55:09.280 Thing in the world

00:55:10.000 Wow, that looks so much better, dude

00:55:11.220 Wow

00:55:11.640 It's crazy how much better that looks

00:55:13.360 That looks awesome

00:55:13.980 No

00:55:14.480 I never told you

00:55:15.680 It's basically the story

00:55:16.860 Of how I turned to Christ

00:55:17.920 No, you tell me nothing, bro

00:55:19.400 Like, you basically leave me

00:55:20.380 In the dark on so many stories

00:55:21.680 Which is fine

00:55:22.240 I get it

00:55:22.620 You're a very busy man

00:55:23.460 But

00:55:23.780 Secrets don't make friends

00:55:25.900 Well, that's not

00:55:26.380 I'm not gonna tell you everything

00:55:27.860 So

00:55:29.240 I know

00:55:30.880 But he says it like

00:55:31.620 Yeah, you know the story

00:55:32.560 I know

00:55:33.220 Because I've told the story

00:55:34.200 So many times

00:55:34.820 Here's the thing

00:55:35.280 He's like

00:55:35.620 He's like

00:55:35.920 Man, I want to know

00:55:36.500 About you guys

00:55:37.040 And then we start

00:55:37.480 Tell him

00:55:37.780 He's like

00:55:37.980 And then he just

00:55:39.040 Every time I tell him something

00:55:41.100 He makes the face

00:55:41.900 Why am I gonna tell you anything

00:55:44.340 He didn't say hi to me

00:55:45.320 For 15

00:55:45.900 Yeah, it was crazy

00:55:47.340 You came in

00:55:47.920 And he wouldn't speak to you

00:55:48.840 It's crazy

00:55:49.400 No, when you guys come in

00:55:50.780 And it's busy

00:55:51.440 And you want to play playtime

00:55:52.740 I'm like, guys

00:55:53.240 Not right now

00:55:53.820 There's nobody here

00:55:54.340 Not right now

00:55:54.960 Hello

00:55:55.860 Is playtime

00:55:56.520 No, this morning when he came in

00:55:57.100 With Layla

00:55:57.460 It was busy

00:55:58.040 Don't say my

00:55:58.720 Don't talk to my kid

00:55:59.220 It was busy

00:55:59.320 We had a lot going on

00:56:00.520 But you just say hello

00:56:01.540 I should have been on your show

00:56:02.440 Top walked in

00:56:03.100 He said hi

00:56:03.560 He said hey

00:56:04.040 And he was just like

00:56:04.660 He looked at me like

00:56:06.840 He did the face

00:56:07.640 No, it's probably the

00:56:09.400 I want my life back face

00:56:10.560 Can you listen

00:56:11.080 Can you pay attention now

00:56:12.400 I don't mention this for days or weeks

00:56:14.420 Until I'm fighting with my parents again

00:56:16.440 And eventually it bursts out of me

00:56:18.360 Now, this is an interesting

00:56:19.240 You know, fighting with my parents

00:56:21.160 I'm living in the basement now

00:56:23.220 To get away from my parents

00:56:24.640 We moved around a lot as a kid

00:56:26.620 I understand this person

00:56:28.040 Yeah, like

00:56:28.380 What are the parents doing?

00:56:29.840 Like, that's the big thing

00:56:30.980 Like, who are these parents

00:56:32.160 That have kids

00:56:32.840 But don't want to like

00:56:33.760 Be super engaged in their kid's life

00:56:35.940 And ask them everything

00:56:37.000 Like, potentially

00:56:37.720 Like, hey

00:56:38.040 Is there demons

00:56:38.580 F-ing with you in the basement?

00:56:39.760 You ask your kids that?

00:56:40.700 Yeah, you should ask your kids

00:56:41.980 Everything about their life

00:56:43.020 Yeah, don't

00:56:43.040 There's bad parents out there

00:56:44.260 You know

00:56:44.660 I know, it's just a weird thing

00:56:45.980 Like, who are the parents

00:56:46.960 They're like

00:56:47.360 Let's have kids

00:56:48.100 But let's not like

00:56:48.940 Be super tight with them

00:56:49.760 Kevin, Stacey, Alberta, Miriam

00:56:54.180 Who are these people?

00:56:55.160 Well, you're asking

00:56:55.740 I'm telling you

00:56:56.440 No, no

00:56:58.400 I'm very familiar with parents

00:56:59.760 That act like that

00:57:00.500 I'm just saying

00:57:00.960 Like, isn't that a strange thing?

00:57:02.820 Isn't that the strangest thing?

00:57:04.080 If you have parents

00:57:05.240 That bring humans into the earth

00:57:06.840 Little humans didn't ask 0.99

00:57:08.620 To come into the earth

00:57:09.240 The parents just brought them

00:57:10.140 Into the earth

00:57:10.660 And then they're like

00:57:11.480 Yeah, you're bothering me

00:57:12.340 Or you're some kind of burden

00:57:13.320 Or I'm just kind of busy

00:57:14.520 With my other stuff

00:57:15.280 Good luck with life

00:57:16.020 That's always just very strange

00:57:17.480 Well, the Mormons believe 0.94

00:57:18.320 That we did ask to be here

00:57:19.380 Oh, no

00:57:23.220 Get her a mic 1.00

00:57:23.740 Get her a mic 1.00

00:57:24.380 I know

00:57:25.020 I should

00:57:25.520 I gotta plug you in, man

00:57:26.900 All right

00:57:27.460 I like how he looked at his

00:57:28.440 No, I'm just kidding

00:57:29.280 Don't do it

00:57:29.900 There's just nothing to do

00:57:30.700 And why are we in

00:57:31.380 Like the bright light scene, bro?

00:57:32.800 Because it's nicer

00:57:33.340 Was it cool when it was like

00:57:34.240 This type of show

00:57:35.360 Needs like darkness

00:57:36.280 And maybe like a kind of

00:57:37.700 Weird blue light

00:57:38.540 So I'm fighting with my parents again

00:57:39.960 And eventually it bursts out of me

00:57:41.460 I think I'm trying to explain

00:57:43.640 Things aren't okay

00:57:44.920 And I'm not okay

00:57:46.240 They think

00:57:47.380 I'm making this all up

00:57:49.180 At this point

00:57:49.900 And don't believe me at all

00:57:50.920 Now it's got me

00:57:52.940 I've become alienated

00:57:54.560 From my family and friends

00:57:56.020 Due to the spiral

00:57:57.120 And everything just seems

00:57:58.980 To be like the worst

00:58:00.380 I keep cutting

00:58:01.680 Keep considering

00:58:02.860 Self-deletion

00:58:04.680 For YouTube purposes

00:58:05.800 But you guys know the real word

00:58:07.320 That sucks

00:58:09.700 Yeah, dude

00:58:10.180 It sucks assholes

00:58:11.040 High school age still

00:58:13.280 We're talking about

00:58:13.780 Yeah, I think so

00:58:14.480 Every day in the basement

00:58:15.900 I was becoming more lonely

00:58:17.320 And more miserable

00:58:18.360 But when you're a teenager

00:58:19.780 You just don't see

00:58:21.200 The big picture

00:58:21.880 For what it is

00:58:22.700 After this

00:58:24.160 I graduate high school

00:58:25.320 A semester early

00:58:26.600 I start

00:58:27.780 Technical college classes

00:58:29.780 And I pick up

00:58:31.040 As many hours at work

00:58:32.220 As they could give

00:58:32.920 There you go

00:58:33.400 The rest of my free time

00:58:34.640 I made a priority

00:58:35.620 To be out of the house

00:58:36.780 And with friends

00:58:37.620 Doing anything else

00:58:38.780 Until eventually

00:58:39.840 I moved out

00:58:40.520 With my eventual husband

00:58:42.240 Nice, okay, cool

00:58:42.840 That makes you stronger

00:58:43.620 I respect that

00:58:44.480 After I moved out

00:58:45.700 I lost a lot of contact

00:58:46.760 With my family

00:58:47.520 I don't know what

00:58:48.620 Played out after I left

00:58:49.980 However, my family

00:58:50.820 Eventually moved from that house

00:58:52.060 A couple of years later

00:58:53.060 And they made it a point

00:58:54.660 To tell me

00:58:55.260 What happened

00:58:55.960 When they were leaving the house

00:58:57.040 They said

00:58:58.780 The basement

00:58:59.580 Instantly felt hostile

00:59:01.120 And scary to be in

00:59:02.820 To the point

00:59:03.920 They never

00:59:04.980 Packed anything

00:59:06.300 From the basement

00:59:07.200 And just moved out

00:59:08.120 Without those things

00:59:08.940 Damn

00:59:09.260 So when they moved

00:59:10.620 They just left

00:59:11.240 Whatever the hell

00:59:11.720 Was in the basement

00:59:12.280 In the basement

00:59:12.880 Because of how it felt

00:59:13.820 Well, didn't you do that, David?

00:59:15.360 When you left

00:59:15.740 I think

00:59:16.360 That wasn't because

00:59:17.080 I think it's been

00:59:17.920 No, honestly

00:59:18.440 No, there isn't

00:59:19.180 Sorry, so it's gonna get

00:59:20.100 A little racist

00:59:20.560 No, it's not gonna get racist

00:59:22.020 Go ahead

00:59:22.480 What are you doing?

00:59:25.800 Stop twisting that thing around, Mason

00:59:27.100 Yeah, yeah, don't do that

00:59:28.040 When you left

00:59:29.700 What, Newport Ritchie?

00:59:31.600 Port Ritchie

00:59:32.240 I wasn't fancy enough

00:59:33.180 To live in Newport Ritchie

00:59:34.040 Yeah, you

00:59:35.140 He just left half of his stuff

00:59:36.760 I did

00:59:37.260 In the apartment

00:59:38.400 I was getting some of that story today

00:59:41.240 And then he just ghosted

00:59:42.300 No, I didn't

00:59:43.060 I didn't tell you that

00:59:43.800 I wasn't telling you that

00:59:44.360 You started to tell the story

00:59:45.380 Of being there, family

00:59:46.580 You're doing your thing

00:59:47.700 Yeah, I didn't tell you

00:59:48.420 About when I moved

00:59:49.160 I know

00:59:49.920 That's what I'm saying

00:59:50.440 We were halfway

00:59:50.920 In the middle of the story

00:59:51.660 And then you just ghosted

00:59:52.720 Because somebody was gonna buy you

00:59:54.680 A mocha or something

00:59:55.680 That's the last four years

00:59:56.260 Or three years of my life

00:59:57.380 It wasn't halfway

00:59:58.000 You tell me nothing

00:59:59.180 Yeah, I did

01:00:00.080 I moved out of there

01:00:00.880 And I made a couple of trips

01:00:02.760 And I kept thinking

01:00:03.740 I can get it all in this trip

01:00:05.400 Even though I'm just packing

01:00:06.140 The Elantra in a U-Haul

01:00:07.040 I would've helped you too

01:00:07.820 You didn't call me

01:00:08.520 No, I'm not gonna call you

01:00:09.500 To come all the way

01:00:10.160 For an hour and 45 minutes away

01:00:11.820 To come and help me

01:00:12.540 Move my crapola 0.93

01:00:13.460 So

01:00:13.760 And then

01:00:15.540 I pretty much had

01:00:17.000 Like two car fulls

01:00:18.420 Of crap left

01:00:19.380 And I lived in a shitty area

01:00:21.900 And

01:00:23.400 When I was going back and forth

01:00:24.900 And packing the car

01:00:25.780 Some

01:00:26.920 A young

01:00:30.420 It should be women 1.00

01:00:31.860 Telling us about their day

01:00:32.880 This is really what it is

01:00:34.020 Go, go, go, go, go

01:00:35.120 So

01:00:35.520 A young black kid

01:00:36.960 He didn't say women

01:00:37.820 He said woman 0.88

01:00:38.560 He did say woman

01:00:39.840 To be honest

01:00:40.900 I'm gonna be honest with you

01:00:42.060 This is my chirp

01:00:42.860 I don't understand

01:00:43.820 I can't even hear the difference

01:00:45.500 And apparently

01:00:46.840 Instead of saying them

01:00:47.940 You say thumb

01:00:48.600 You guys make a lot of jokes

01:00:50.220 Thought

01:00:50.660 Thought today

01:00:51.540 It was like

01:00:52.060 That was a disaster

01:00:52.760 That's a fairly common word

01:00:54.320 What?

01:00:55.520 Thought

01:00:55.800 I didn't call him

01:00:56.520 Like I have a thought

01:00:59.020 In my mind

01:00:59.660 Or like

01:01:00.080 Can we let

01:01:00.840 Dude, the raven is finally opening up

01:01:02.740 You know how he's normally

01:01:03.480 Like in the room

01:01:04.140 But not in the room

01:01:04.780 He's finally opening up

01:01:05.800 A little bit

01:01:06.220 Like let's let him

01:01:07.300 Talk a little bit now

01:01:08.360 So you're going back and forth

01:01:10.060 It's not a tell

01:01:10.780 Okay

01:01:11.040 You're gonna get your stuff

01:01:12.080 And then ultimately

01:01:12.680 You're like

01:01:13.040 You know what

01:01:13.380 I'm leaving it behind, man

01:01:14.440 No, you make it sound like

01:01:15.880 It's an altruistic

01:01:16.680 Spiritual decision

01:01:17.780 To leave the material behind

01:01:19.160 For what's on the horizon

01:01:20.100 It was just lazy?

01:01:20.920 No, it was

01:01:21.580 I literally walked up

01:01:23.900 As I'm packing my car

01:01:25.340 To some young black kid

01:01:26.720 Oh, I just got my mic cut out

01:01:28.780 Yeah, go ahead

01:01:30.580 Okay, one, two

01:01:31.400 Okay

01:01:31.640 He's back

01:01:32.000 So I walk up to finding

01:01:33.660 Some young black kid 0.79

01:01:34.720 Practically rummaging

01:01:36.520 Through my shit

01:01:37.120 In my car

01:01:37.740 Looking to steal crap

01:01:39.180 And then he sees me

01:01:41.300 And rides away

01:01:42.620 And then I'm like

01:01:44.360 Dude, what the hell, man

01:01:45.320 So I'm trying to like

01:01:46.240 Pack my crap up

01:01:47.180 And then like

01:01:48.120 I decide to kind of like

01:01:49.720 Hunker down behind my car

01:01:51.080 Before I go back to the house

01:01:52.320 To get a second round of shit 0.98

01:01:53.420 And then I peek up

01:01:54.740 And I look through my

01:01:55.620 Back window

01:01:56.660 Through my front window

01:01:57.800 And he's sneaking up

01:01:59.020 To the front of my car

01:01:59.780 And then when I stand up

01:02:00.680 He sees me

01:02:01.200 And then he pedals away again

01:02:02.200 And I go

01:02:02.960 You know what, dude?

01:02:04.100 I don't even give a shit

01:02:05.300 I'm so done with being in this area

01:02:07.700 And dealing with these people

01:02:09.020 These people

01:02:09.740 That's where he said it

01:02:10.700 Kind of gets crazy

01:02:11.460 I go

01:02:12.400 I'm done here

01:02:13.160 And I left

01:02:14.020 He leaves

01:02:14.480 A house full of shit

01:02:15.660 And I go

01:02:16.520 I don't even care anymore

01:02:17.440 What kind of stuff?

01:02:19.360 It was just like

01:02:19.780 Old pots and pans

01:02:20.780 And like

01:02:21.260 Underwear and socks

01:02:22.280 Who knows?

01:02:22.660 I don't know

01:02:23.080 I don't know anymore

01:02:23.760 Well, it's like your stuff?

01:02:25.020 Yeah, it's my shit, dude

01:02:26.080 Like, you know

01:02:28.160 Yeah

01:02:29.060 Air fryer?

01:02:30.780 No, I

01:02:31.180 Well, yeah

01:02:31.660 I left my air fryer

01:02:33.760 But I bought a new air fryer

01:02:34.660 When I got here

01:02:35.080 So who gives a damn?

01:02:36.600 It's all stuff

01:02:37.180 It could be replaced

01:02:37.880 I was like

01:02:38.520 Just to

01:02:39.320 Get out of there with this

01:02:40.440 Because you were just like

01:02:40.460 Bro, if you need this stuff that bad

01:02:41.820 You can have it

01:02:42.580 No, that wasn't my thinking

01:02:44.340 Oh

01:02:44.640 I was just done with that place

01:02:46.440 I lived in a shithole

01:02:47.260 And people were

01:02:48.980 Boxing in the parking lot

01:02:51.340 They were threatening to shoot people in the chest

01:02:53.860 They were beating up their spouses 0.96

01:02:55.660 And this is just like all around

01:02:57.380 The apartment's like all around my apartment

01:02:59.700 And I was like

01:03:00.340 I'm done, dude

01:03:00.940 You guys can have your hell

01:03:02.360 Live in hell

01:03:03.100 Enjoy it

01:03:04.020 I'm out of here

01:03:04.720 So yeah

01:03:05.840 I just left

01:03:06.500 Damn, bro

01:03:08.160 It was super cool

01:03:08.980 Thanks for opening up a little bit, man

01:03:10.300 Well, you wanted this

01:03:11.040 I thought I'd know you a little bit better

01:03:11.560 And it means a lot to me, man

01:03:13.280 Hey, it works

01:03:14.720 This is a safe space

01:03:16.040 How'd you do that?

01:03:17.180 It was that one that was hanging there the whole time?

01:03:18.820 No, no

01:03:19.260 I just switched it up

01:03:20.040 I'm a

01:03:20.260 Me, me, murmur

01:03:21.260 Genius, dude

01:03:21.980 You are a genius, dude

01:03:22.900 Okay

01:03:23.380 So where are we at here?

01:03:25.520 Boom, boom, boom

01:03:25.980 So we're fighting with our parents

01:03:29.720 This works

01:03:30.060 This works

01:03:30.420 They basically leave all the crap

01:03:32.900 Okay, they move

01:03:33.960 And anything that was in the basement

01:03:36.180 They just left

01:03:36.900 That's how bad the vibe was

01:03:38.220 The move came suddenly

01:03:39.740 So they had a lot of late nights

01:03:40.880 Going in and out of the garage

01:03:42.200 In the house

01:03:42.780 So they used flashlights a lot

01:03:44.520 When they would try to use the flashlights

01:03:47.320 They would die

01:03:48.040 And the next day

01:03:49.180 They would come back

01:03:49.980 With the flashlights lit

01:03:51.100 Oh, that's interesting

01:03:51.860 So you've got like

01:03:53.260 You ever see these kind of like

01:03:54.200 Ghost hunter, poltergeist activity

01:03:55.820 Type of situations

01:03:56.520 Where for whatever reason

01:03:57.580 The electronics just mysteriously die

01:03:59.240 Yeah, I watch that stuff all the time

01:04:00.800 No, you don't

01:04:02.500 That was damn

01:04:03.200 He just got you

01:04:03.920 With the sarcasm

01:04:05.380 That was good, dude

01:04:07.140 That was a good level of sarcasm

01:04:08.220 I don't even

01:04:08.260 It's like

01:04:09.440 Sometimes I wonder

01:04:10.460 What you even do

01:04:11.220 Like

01:04:11.400 So I proposed to Matt

01:04:13.180 I was like

01:04:13.460 Yo, Matt

01:04:13.820 Let's do a bible study

01:04:15.680 On the story of David

01:04:18.560 So like whatever

01:04:19.240 First Samuel

01:04:19.940 Second Samuel

01:04:20.520 And then we could compare it

01:04:22.300 To

01:04:23.020 The house of David

01:04:25.080 The show

01:04:25.520 Just finish watching it

01:04:26.780 Oh, that's interesting

01:04:27.020 That is not how you set up the question

01:04:28.980 No, he didn't even get there

01:04:30.260 Before you said

01:04:30.980 That's a stupid thing to say

01:04:32.540 Because there's no such thing

01:04:33.640 To Book of David

01:04:34.360 No, he said

01:04:34.960 Oh, man

01:04:35.380 The show is so great

01:04:36.300 I said

01:04:36.580 It's probably not biblically accurate

01:04:37.880 Because The Chosen is not

01:04:39.000 These people come in all the time

01:04:40.060 Which I've only ever seen

01:04:40.920 Like one episode of The Chosen

01:04:42.060 I just thought it was kind of corny

01:04:43.240 But then people come in

01:04:44.440 And they're like

01:04:45.300 Oh, blah, blah, blah

01:04:46.280 And I'm like

01:04:46.720 No, that never happened

01:04:47.740 What are you

01:04:48.200 Like

01:04:48.480 Oh, and The Chosen

01:04:49.300 Yeah, Nicodemus did this

01:04:50.500 I'm like

01:04:50.780 That's not a bible story though

01:04:52.360 That's just in The Chosen

01:04:53.780 So all I'm saying

01:04:54.800 Is this House of David

01:04:55.680 It's probably great

01:04:56.380 Who knows

01:04:56.880 But it's probably not

01:04:57.440 Biblically accurate

01:04:58.120 But if you want to do a thing

01:04:59.240 Where we look at the show

01:05:00.180 And then look at the bible

01:05:01.000 And compare it

01:05:01.640 I think that's cool

01:05:02.300 You're such a negative man

01:05:03.500 I'm just saying

01:05:03.860 Well, I think it's good

01:05:04.640 It would be good for views

01:05:05.820 You know

01:05:06.620 It's all about the views

01:05:07.960 It's all about the cheddar

01:05:09.560 What?

01:05:10.220 The views go up

01:05:11.140 All this is about

01:05:11.840 Just getting the views up

01:05:13.040 Why don't we do like

01:05:13.840 Rad content

01:05:14.720 Guys, hit that like button

01:05:15.720 It doesn't matter if they 0.90

01:05:15.840 Watch it or not

01:05:16.780 Give us the views

01:05:17.500 Because if they

01:05:18.060 So if people don't watch

01:05:19.820 Then you can't do it

01:05:20.880 Because then you're going to

01:05:21.580 Have to pour brown water

01:05:22.600 All the time

01:05:23.080 Oh yeah

01:05:23.440 You do brown water

01:05:24.200 Yeah, but first

01:05:24.940 What he has to do

01:05:25.640 Is grind the

01:05:26.460 You grind it

01:05:27.920 Then they flatten it

01:05:29.820 Then they turn it

01:05:30.880 You don't even have to turn it

01:05:32.240 I don't even know

01:05:32.740 What that's for

01:05:33.320 Tamping

01:05:33.960 No

01:05:34.820 Yeah, and then they

01:05:35.820 Put it in something

01:05:36.540 It's a redistribution tool

01:05:37.900 So it's evenly set

01:05:39.460 In the portafilter

01:05:40.300 Stop, stop, stop

01:05:41.040 And you've got to tamp it right

01:05:42.120 So you get a good

01:05:42.880 You can't crack your puck

01:05:44.080 If you want good espresso

01:05:45.240 There's a way to do it

01:05:46.260 And then it drips out

01:05:47.060 Of both sides

01:05:47.840 And that's nonsense too

01:05:49.820 And then they mix it

01:05:51.020 With stuff

01:05:51.520 I know how to do it

01:05:52.380 The proper way

01:05:53.000 Yeah, whatever

01:05:53.620 Who just said that

01:05:54.360 I've never cracked a puck

01:05:55.080 Who said what

01:05:55.520 I don't know what

01:05:56.780 Any of this stuff is

01:05:57.480 Maybe I just heard stuff too

01:05:58.300 You're so funny

01:06:00.120 You're so funny, Matt

01:06:01.360 What I'm saying is

01:06:02.480 Is that if you want to

01:06:03.380 Get away from that life

01:06:04.540 Then you've got to

01:06:05.680 Do the things that I suggest

01:06:06.900 So you want to

01:06:08.560 Read the book of David

01:06:09.740 We need to do more of these

01:06:11.000 Zins 1.00

01:06:11.920 What is going on right now

01:06:13.960 This is going off the rails

01:06:15.260 Zins, zins, zins, zins 0.94

01:06:16.900 Have one, bro

01:06:17.800 No, I'm not going to have one

01:06:18.620 Give Mason one

01:06:19.600 I don't need one

01:06:21.080 Lion's Mane

01:06:21.760 Alpha GPC

01:06:23.080 L-theanine

01:06:25.040 Okay, so where we're at

01:06:26.500 L-tyrosine

01:06:27.320 In the story is

01:06:28.280 She's moved out of the house

01:06:29.700 She's got beef with the parents

01:06:31.540 But the parents are now

01:06:33.220 Having this funny little thing

01:06:34.780 Happening in the basement too

01:06:35.980 They're using flashlights

01:06:37.580 The flashlights aren't working

01:06:39.140 And the flashlights

01:06:39.340 They would come back

01:06:40.140 Which is supposedly a normal thing

01:06:41.240 If you're into this kind of thing

01:06:42.520 That's what I'm trying to say

01:06:43.260 And the next day

01:06:43.960 They would come back

01:06:44.660 And the flashlights would be on

01:06:45.620 So something would go wrong

01:06:46.580 The flashlights would turn off

01:06:47.720 Mysteriously couldn't get them to work

01:06:48.940 Battery flashlights

01:06:49.960 Next day they'd come back

01:06:50.380 To get more of their crap

01:06:51.560 And they'd just be sitting there

01:06:53.100 With the lights on

01:06:53.680 Makes sense

01:06:54.160 The last night they left

01:06:55.940 They were giving the house

01:06:57.140 A final look

01:06:57.840 And something swung

01:06:58.820 All the blinds

01:06:59.840 On the living room window

01:07:01.100 As if someone came by

01:07:03.040 And swiped their hand

01:07:04.220 Across them all

01:07:04.960 The next person

01:07:06.780 The house was sold to

01:07:08.040 Committed self-deletion

01:07:10.780 Within a few months

01:07:12.180 Of moving in

01:07:12.780 What town is this in?

01:07:14.300 Like what state?

01:07:14.720 I don't know if that matters

01:07:15.500 Like what is going on

01:07:17.200 In this freaking house man

01:07:18.960 I mean you know

01:07:19.580 I will end on this happy story

01:07:21.780 It's a happy story

01:07:23.280 The one that's coming up

01:07:24.540 This happens around the same time

01:07:26.440 All of this crap is happening at home

01:07:27.980 They demo the house

01:07:29.020 No

01:07:29.340 One night I was working

01:07:30.780 At a graveyard shift

01:07:32.240 At a hospital pharmacy

01:07:33.740 Don't like where this is going

01:07:35.160 It's a happy story

01:07:36.020 Usually I work during the mornings

01:07:39.280 And made it ritual

01:07:40.580 To go outside

01:07:41.180 Get some fresh air

01:07:41.920 For my breaks

01:07:42.620 I didn't think how stupid

01:07:44.300 This idea was

01:07:45.320 In the middle of the night

01:07:46.120 In downtown Denver

01:07:47.540 Now we're getting somewhere

01:07:49.760 You know about the airport

01:07:51.080 In Denver?

01:07:52.540 Sketchy stuff drawn there

01:07:53.960 Right?

01:07:54.260 Sketch

01:07:54.460 Artwork there

01:07:55.500 What is the artwork

01:07:57.120 In the Denver airport?

01:07:57.900 All kinds of stuff

01:07:58.580 I want to see

01:07:59.580 I mean Denver

01:08:01.600 Colorado in general

01:08:03.500 Is like California light

01:08:04.600 It's just like Cali

01:08:05.860 But like a notch down

01:08:07.000 I was surprised at how

01:08:08.580 I went through Colorado

01:08:09.900 In June

01:08:10.440 It's cold

01:08:11.460 It was cold in Colorado

01:08:13.180 In June

01:08:13.660 Yeah

01:08:14.120 Altitude dude

01:08:15.340 Really wild

01:08:16.520 Alright so

01:08:17.420 Anywho

01:08:18.160 Yeah I mean I'll show

01:08:19.220 Mason's not aware of

01:08:20.940 Show Mason the

01:08:21.820 The demonic airport

01:08:23.880 Yeah so this is some of the

01:08:26.060 Astounding artwork

01:08:28.220 This is it here

01:08:29.360 I like the pale horse

01:08:31.660 So we're just saying

01:08:32.840 That the entities

01:08:33.640 In the unseen realm

01:08:34.820 In the Denver area

01:08:36.020 Have like kind of a lock hold

01:08:37.600 That's a strong hold

01:08:39.140 Yeah that's a

01:08:39.900 Okay so now it makes sense

01:08:41.720 I like that gargoyle

01:08:42.600 In the briefcase

01:08:43.280 That thing kind of crushes

01:08:44.360 So the house that she's at

01:08:45.700 The original second apartment

01:08:47.220 With the plasma demons

01:08:48.540 Coming out of the cabinet

01:08:49.460 Show her the

01:08:49.860 Yeah that's why

01:08:50.320 That may or may not be

01:08:51.260 In Denver

01:08:51.880 But maybe it's in like

01:08:52.780 The suburbs

01:08:53.380 Then the second house

01:08:54.440 Has a basement

01:08:55.100 That's probably suburbs too

01:08:56.320 Look at the horse

01:08:57.680 With the storm behind it

01:08:58.980 What's wrong with Matt

01:09:00.640 And why is he looking at David

01:09:01.520 Like he doesn't trust him

01:09:02.080 Look at this one here

01:09:02.860 This like UN soldier

01:09:04.500 With the scimitar

01:09:05.380 And the weapon

01:09:06.160 And there's like a dove

01:09:07.100 At the tip of the scimitar

01:09:08.220 And it's very weird

01:09:09.300 There's a rainbow

01:09:09.920 Coming off him

01:09:11.300 Yeah it is

01:09:11.620 Blucifer that's right

01:09:12.860 Whoop your baby mama's hoe ass 1.00

01:09:14.220 It says Blucifer 0.99

01:09:15.020 That's actually what

01:09:15.760 That horse is named

01:09:16.520 Either that or that's what

01:09:17.940 People took to calling it

01:09:19.020 But pretty interesting

01:09:21.120 Okay so we're on

01:09:22.820 The happy story

01:09:23.420 Didn't think about

01:09:25.080 How crazy it was

01:09:25.720 To go out

01:09:26.340 In the middle of night

01:09:27.160 In downtown Denver

01:09:28.380 As a teenage girl

01:09:29.120 However I went outside

01:09:30.100 As usual

01:09:30.620 It's probably somewhere

01:09:31.480 After 3am

01:09:32.800 And that's actually

01:09:35.880 What they say

01:09:36.360 I'm sitting next to

01:09:38.520 A planter

01:09:39.280 Admiring flowers

01:09:40.520 When this huge

01:09:41.740 Ancient Egyptian

01:09:43.020 Looking scarab beetle

01:09:44.640 Comes flying up

01:09:46.340 From the exact flowers

01:09:47.560 I was looking at

01:09:48.280 That's wild

01:09:48.820 So you're looking at

01:09:49.860 These flowers

01:09:50.300 Admiring them

01:09:51.000 And all of a sudden

01:09:51.440 An ancient Egyptian scarab

01:09:52.900 The scarab beetle

01:09:53.880 Is actually where

01:09:54.580 Anti-gravity technology

01:09:55.840 Comes from

01:09:56.300 Supposedly

01:09:57.000 No big deal

01:09:57.560 These guys are just

01:09:58.020 Normies

01:09:58.420 Did you know

01:09:58.800 That was the original

01:09:59.620 Symbol for cancer too

01:10:00.880 Really

01:10:01.480 What kind of cancer

01:10:02.240 I mean like

01:10:03.440 The astrological side

01:10:04.320 That's crazy

01:10:06.920 That was a good question

01:10:07.920 Colon

01:10:08.620 So

01:10:09.580 The sight mesmerized me

01:10:14.040 I'd never seen a beetle

01:10:14.960 Like that

01:10:15.420 I was shocked

01:10:16.120 To be seeing one

01:10:16.880 In downtown Denver

01:10:17.820 Of all places

01:10:18.760 The beetle flies up

01:10:19.920 So it's eye level

01:10:20.700 With me

01:10:21.100 And starts talking

01:10:22.040 In Spanish

01:10:22.640 No it doesn't say that

01:10:23.380 And that's when I see it

01:10:25.400 A short distance

01:10:26.720 Behind this beetle

01:10:27.580 Is a man

01:10:28.800 Running full sprint

01:10:30.460 Towards me

01:10:31.080 Out of the flowers

01:10:32.060 As well

01:10:32.540 No dude

01:10:33.360 Like a little man 0.70

01:10:33.920 So it flies up

01:10:34.960 What

01:10:37.100 This story's wild

01:10:38.780 No man 0.97

01:10:40.060 Like it flies up

01:10:40.980 And she's like

01:10:41.500 Looking at it

01:10:42.140 And then she realizes

01:10:42.900 In the background

01:10:43.660 Behind it

01:10:44.380 There's a man

01:10:45.540 There's a man

01:10:46.300 To me it's almost like

01:10:47.140 It was warning her

01:10:47.980 Like yo dog

01:10:48.620 You about to get blepped

01:10:49.580 So where did it go

01:10:51.640 So it flies up

01:10:53.200 Till it's eye level

01:10:53.800 With her

01:10:54.060 And short distance

01:10:55.840 Behind this beetle

01:10:56.460 Is a man running

01:10:57.160 Full sprint

01:10:57.900 Towards me

01:10:58.800 I don't even have

01:10:59.640 A moment to react

01:11:00.580 I blast up

01:11:02.320 To my feet

01:11:02.940 Punch my badge

01:11:05.140 To the door

01:11:05.940 And fling myself in

01:11:07.800 I had to pull

01:11:09.420 The door shut

01:11:10.100 Behind me

01:11:10.580 Because the man

01:11:11.160 Had grabbed the door

01:11:12.360 And was trying

01:11:13.440 To pull it open

01:11:14.080 Before it locked shut

01:11:15.100 I shut it

01:11:16.420 Just in time

01:11:17.700 These are crazy people

01:11:18.720 I love it

01:11:19.440 Yeah

01:11:19.740 She's awesome 0.89

01:11:20.840 Shout out to Panda

01:11:21.800 What was the job again

01:11:22.940 Why was this a good story

01:11:24.480 It's like a hospital at night

01:11:25.520 Oh a pharmacy

01:11:26.220 Hospital pharmacy

01:11:26.860 Is this still the one story

01:11:28.220 That we're on

01:11:29.080 No this is the happy story

01:11:30.740 She didn't get blepped

01:11:31.500 The look in the man's face

01:11:32.680 Was just pure hateful rage

01:11:35.140 No big deal

01:11:36.000 That moment

01:11:36.780 I would have peed my pants

01:11:37.840 I found God

01:11:38.780 Jehovah saved me

01:11:40.360 From what I can only imagine

01:11:41.460 One of my greatest fears

01:11:42.760 I guess

01:11:43.540 Well

01:11:44.440 Yeah that's a legit fear

01:11:46.380 They say God only knows

01:11:48.500 Things to happen to you

01:11:49.960 Only allows things

01:11:51.340 To happen to you

01:11:52.140 That he knows

01:11:52.980 You can handle

01:11:53.560 True

01:11:54.080 That's in the Corinthian letter

01:11:55.220 Yeah

01:11:55.920 This is one thing

01:11:56.640 I cannot

01:11:57.140 And he saved me from it

01:11:58.540 Not long after this event

01:12:00.820 When I

01:12:01.260 Is when I left that house too

01:12:02.780 Thank you so much

01:12:03.900 For your time fellas

01:12:04.600 I actually got more to share

01:12:06.260 From my recent life

01:12:07.380 However

01:12:07.660 It's long winded

01:12:08.640 And incredibly schizophrenic

01:12:10.080 So

01:12:10.300 Another time

01:12:11.640 Love Panda

01:12:12.540 She's just like

01:12:13.220 Dangling that in front of us

01:12:15.120 Incredibly schizophrenic

01:12:17.080 They do it

01:12:17.660 But this is what they do every time

01:12:19.100 They do

01:12:19.420 They go

01:12:19.680 I actually had more to say

01:12:21.120 But I'm gonna see how you like that

01:12:23.300 And then maybe I'll submit again

01:12:24.680 What I really like is

01:12:25.640 How many schizophrenics 0.99

01:12:27.200 Have more schizophrenic stories

01:12:28.740 Like that's always awesome

01:12:30.080 It's like you write in

01:12:30.880 You tell us this insane thing

01:12:31.900 And you're like

01:12:32.220 By the way

01:12:32.700 I'm more crazy than what I've let on

01:12:34.740 Shit

01:12:35.620 I like that

01:12:36.140 Here we got a

01:12:37.080 A really short one

01:12:38.300 Matt if you wanna read this

01:12:39.300 Oh this one here

01:12:40.020 Is this the one Zanja 0.61

01:12:41.180 No actually

01:12:41.940 I think this is Chuck

01:12:42.720 I'll read it

01:12:43.160 Can I read Zanja

01:12:44.100 I emailed it to you

01:12:45.200 Hold on wait

01:12:45.600 We have Chuck

01:12:46.160 This one

01:12:46.600 Chuck can wait

01:12:47.960 Chuck from Guam has a crazy one

01:12:48.840 But alright

01:12:49.380 He's so normal man

01:12:50.400 If we wanna read Zendaya's

01:12:51.160 We can do that

01:12:52.080 Chuck can wait for a second

01:12:53.280 Alright

01:12:53.860 This one here

01:12:55.000 And then we'll just power through it

01:12:56.460 You want me to read one

01:12:57.740 Yeah read this one

01:12:58.700 You can read Chuck

01:12:58.880 Okay go ahead

01:12:59.420 Read this email I sent you

01:13:00.440 Read the title

01:13:01.020 I don't have one from you

01:13:03.580 Oh

01:13:03.940 Come on

01:13:04.780 Well read that one

01:13:05.840 And then I'll let him read this one

01:13:06.960 You just sent it

01:13:07.180 I just sent it

01:13:07.960 Am I the female version of Toad

01:13:09.320 How could you not

01:13:11.000 Is that what it says

01:13:11.720 I think I'm getting sick

01:13:12.780 From these things

01:13:13.280 No we read Am I the female version

01:13:14.820 Of Toad already

01:13:15.660 Right

01:13:16.240 Did you hear what I said

01:13:17.120 We already read

01:13:18.080 Am I the female version of Toad

01:13:19.440 When did we read that

01:13:20.300 On the last one

01:13:21.300 Poison

01:13:21.900 Good day top in the raven

01:13:23.460 As Matt from the coffee shop would say

01:13:25.200 Have you noticed how he puts

01:13:26.280 The in front of any word he likes

01:13:28.280 All willy nilly

01:13:29.460 Wait up

01:13:30.540 Are you sure we read this

01:13:31.440 I remember this lady

01:13:32.640 I don't

01:13:33.320 I wasn't around

01:13:34.240 Yeah well

01:13:35.400 Greetings from Cape Town

01:13:36.340 South Africa

01:13:37.060 No I'm not black

01:13:38.080 No I don't have any wild animals

01:13:41.760 As pets

01:13:42.320 Yes

01:13:43.020 I am a Christian

01:13:43.880 Who listens to this

01:13:45.240 Christian show

01:13:46.360 Hmm

01:13:47.520 Why did you

01:13:48.280 It just seems suspect

01:13:49.400 If somebody's a Christian 1.00

01:13:50.340 And they're listening

01:13:51.020 To Nephilim Death Squad 0.85

01:13:52.040 Is it a Christian show

01:13:53.060 And yes

01:13:54.540 I have been baptized

01:13:55.760 Baptized

01:13:56.200 Blacktized 1.00

01:13:56.940 That's inappropriate

01:13:57.920 Whap whap whap whap

01:13:59.140 I'm sorry I'm going to make a joke about

01:14:00.620 I have been baptized as an adult

01:14:02.540 So excited for you raven

01:14:04.620 Nice white man says

01:14:06.260 This is a Christian podcast

01:14:07.320 English is my second language

01:14:09.200 Of course

01:14:09.980 So please excuse any grammatical mistakes

01:14:12.740 I remember this

01:14:13.320 I make

01:14:13.560 I'm one of the 44 people

01:14:15.420 According to Charlize Theron

01:14:17.240 Who still speak Afrikaans

01:14:20.400 That's a South African 0.98

01:14:22.720 Okay

01:14:23.520 Dialect

01:14:23.920 Yeah she's from South Africa

01:14:24.880 I remember that too

01:14:25.480 When the hell did we read this

01:14:27.100 I have no idea

01:14:27.960 Mason do you remember this

01:14:29.260 No

01:14:29.960 She doesn't watch the show

01:14:31.000 She's in the middle of road rage 1.00

01:14:32.240 Most of the time

01:14:32.720 Maybe I might have just read it to myself

01:14:34.380 Because am I the female Toad

01:14:36.140 Is a fascinating way to open an email

01:14:37.920 I'm writing to you

01:14:39.220 Because after listening to your show with Toad

01:14:41.140 I couldn't help but notice

01:14:42.240 How many things we have in common

01:14:43.620 Nice

01:14:44.120 I went and re-listened to the show

01:14:45.660 Yeah she had bones broken as a child

01:14:47.180 Yeah yeah

01:14:47.580 We've never read this

01:14:48.760 I'm sorry man

01:14:50.340 The raven may have read it

01:14:51.300 And just not with us

01:14:52.440 Or maybe he did it on his show

01:14:53.920 No I don't think so

01:14:54.880 He probably did it on his show

01:14:56.200 Because he comes in here and does sneaky stuff

01:14:58.020 On his show bro

01:14:58.880 Like when I come in

01:14:59.800 To like do something nice

01:15:01.340 Like bring him a drink

01:15:02.020 That somebody got on him

01:15:02.800 He's usually in the middle of something sneaky

01:15:04.840 Dude

01:15:05.360 You know what he does

01:15:06.500 You know what's sneaky

01:15:07.040 Bringing me sugary caffeinated drinks

01:15:08.920 On an empty stomach

01:15:09.660 Holy crapola

01:15:10.800 Yeah dude he's too

01:15:11.600 What was that noise

01:15:13.060 Is that your bones cracking

01:15:14.560 No I

01:15:15.260 I yawned in my head

01:15:16.680 Mason you wanted to sit in on this

01:15:18.440 This is great

01:15:18.940 Yeah she's like this is so boring

01:15:19.940 I've been up since 6am

01:15:21.060 I'm tired

01:15:21.800 Mason you're free to go

01:15:23.540 And do whatever

01:15:24.120 I'm a great reader

01:15:25.340 I don't think she should

01:15:26.400 That was that

01:15:26.880 I don't believe it

01:15:27.200 We are both self-employed

01:15:28.020 No I am a great reader

01:15:28.660 I am an accountant

01:15:30.120 And own my own firm

01:15:31.460 Better than Matt

01:15:32.040 Which I operate with a business partner

01:15:33.840 I'm incredibly wealthy

01:15:35.020 I'm incredibly wealthy

01:15:35.040 And plan to send a lot of money

01:15:36.860 To NDS

01:15:37.600 When?

01:15:38.400 That's not true

01:15:39.040 I remember this email

01:15:40.100 She never said that

01:15:40.720 Fine she didn't say that part

01:15:41.800 I have mild anxiety

01:15:43.680 Yeah

01:15:44.320 But not nearly as much as he has

01:15:45.940 What's the age

01:15:46.880 Like this is always the thing dude

01:15:48.240 Because like

01:15:48.820 There's a certain amount of anxiety and depression

01:15:51.920 In the human experience

01:15:53.320 And some of the younger generation is like

01:15:55.740 Oh I have anxiety and depression

01:15:57.140 And it's like okay

01:15:57.760 But let's like

01:15:58.500 Let's get this in context though

01:15:59.860 If somebody told you there's no anxiety and depression

01:16:01.780 In the human experience

01:16:02.660 Then you're wrong

01:16:03.340 And you're setting yourself up

01:16:04.040 That's a silly goose thing right

01:16:04.800 Yeah

01:16:05.040 It's like I have depression

01:16:07.040 Well why?

01:16:07.960 It's like well

01:16:08.400 You know my dad died

01:16:09.860 And my dog is sick

01:16:11.220 And the bills are really piling up

01:16:12.600 And it's like okay

01:16:13.140 So yeah like life is hard

01:16:14.240 And it's crushing you

01:16:15.000 Okay

01:16:15.260 Yeah

01:16:15.640 Yeah right

01:16:16.480 That's a lot of that is

01:16:18.380 Part of the human experience

01:16:20.000 But it is trippy and crazy

01:16:22.360 How this younger generation

01:16:23.800 Everybody's anxiety

01:16:25.340 You never

01:16:25.960 Well everybody's self-diagnosing

01:16:27.480 Let's be clear on that

01:16:28.900 That they have anxiety

01:16:29.880 Everybody's like

01:16:31.080 I have bipolar disorder

01:16:32.560 And I'm not saying they don't

01:16:33.700 Because I think

01:16:34.180 I'm a lesbian

01:16:35.020 Which like

01:16:36.960 You're just self-diagnosing

01:16:37.780 Because I think if you play

01:16:39.100 On the phone all day

01:16:40.880 It's like yeah

01:16:41.500 No kidding your anxiety

01:16:42.700 Like you're comparing your life

01:16:44.300 You're doom scrolling

01:16:44.980 To somebody else's

01:16:46.700 Like what they show

01:16:47.820 On the page

01:16:48.880 Yeah

01:16:49.220 Like they do

01:16:49.960 On the tweeter

01:16:50.520 On the heart-shaped hands

01:16:51.460 At the sunset

01:16:52.140 And they don't know that

01:16:53.740 Like

01:16:54.080 And they're like

01:16:54.460 Oh we're so in love

01:16:55.700 And they don't understand

01:16:56.720 That like those two 0.55

01:16:57.880 Have eights

01:16:58.360 Just got in a fight

01:16:59.240 And she threw the remote control 0.99

01:17:01.540 At him and said

01:17:02.160 F you

01:17:02.500 I should have married

01:17:03.040 Bobby Johnson

01:17:03.760 You know

01:17:04.260 And like

01:17:04.660 He called her the b-word

01:17:05.840 Bobby Johnson

01:17:06.420 Who's Bobby Johnson

01:17:07.120 And all this stuff is going on

01:17:08.540 But that's never posted

01:17:09.560 And they're saying like

01:17:10.380 How come I'm not

01:17:11.540 Like

01:17:11.960 How come my life

01:17:12.920 Doesn't look like that

01:17:13.720 Yeah

01:17:14.100 Yeah

01:17:14.460 But it's not real

01:17:15.220 But no

01:17:15.480 But this is not how Toad operates

01:17:16.860 Toad

01:17:17.260 His life is legitimately miserable

01:17:19.280 Oh yeah

01:17:19.580 You're talking to that guy

01:17:20.520 You can tell something's

01:17:21.420 You know

01:17:21.780 Well he's built backwards

01:17:23.000 He's built backwards

01:17:24.120 His spine

01:17:24.760 Spina bifida

01:17:25.760 He's got

01:17:26.800 One of the many

01:17:27.380 Well what about this

01:17:28.180 Young lady

01:17:29.200 Many bifida

01:17:29.880 Oh here we go

01:17:31.100 Down here

01:17:31.560 She turned 40 this year

01:17:32.720 Oh yeah yeah

01:17:33.820 Because Toad is a 40 year old virgin

01:17:35.320 Oh

01:17:35.880 She's still a virgin

01:17:38.720 This chick is too 1.00

01:17:39.440 Hold on

01:17:39.880 Yeah

01:17:39.900 Hold on

01:17:40.340 Let me just keep reading

01:17:40.980 I'm sorry

01:17:41.060 Toad's a virgin

01:17:42.320 Remember the guy singing before

01:17:44.620 No I know who Toad is

01:17:45.520 Okay

01:17:45.740 So wait up

01:17:46.660 No you skipped a lot

01:17:47.660 I have mild anxiety

01:17:48.740 But not nearly as much as me

01:17:50.340 That's where I stopped

01:17:50.720 That's just where I stopped

01:17:51.540 Yeah but then you skipped a virgin 0.85

01:17:52.600 I know because we

01:17:53.660 Because that topic I brought up

01:17:55.000 I was like

01:17:55.160 I wonder how old she is

01:17:56.040 If she's seeing anxiety

01:17:57.060 Because a lot of people

01:17:58.380 The younger people 0.88

01:17:59.220 You will never ever meet

01:18:00.320 Somebody like Mason's age

01:18:01.520 That doesn't say they have anxiety

01:18:03.340 Well Mason has a lot of anxiety

01:18:05.140 Right now

01:18:05.420 She's stressing me out

01:18:06.440 Which I was anxiety

01:18:08.000 At that age too

01:18:08.920 But I didn't have a name for it

01:18:10.340 It was just like uneasy

01:18:11.500 I'm doing just fine

01:18:12.320 You're just uneasy

01:18:12.940 You're trying to find your way

01:18:13.800 On the planet

01:18:14.380 I'm a little hungry

01:18:15.460 Okay I am a round earther

01:18:17.500 For now

01:18:18.620 Alright

01:18:19.260 I am good at recognizing patterns

01:18:21.600 Hopefully she's a Bible reader

01:18:23.100 Toad's very good at

01:18:23.880 Pattern recognition

01:18:25.500 I can give you random facts

01:18:26.980 At any random time

01:18:27.980 Toad also can do that

01:18:29.240 Yeah

01:18:29.420 When I was 10 years old

01:18:30.640 I broke a small bone

01:18:31.420 In my left wrist

01:18:32.080 And also got a lower arm cast

01:18:33.380 This kind of sounds weird

01:18:34.760 Like you

01:18:35.160 Does she know a guy

01:18:36.300 Named Carmine

01:18:36.920 Did Carmine do it

01:18:38.340 Because it was the 31st of December

01:18:40.160 And we were visiting family

01:18:41.140 My parents also didn't think it necessary

01:18:42.580 To take me to the ER

01:18:43.400 We went two days later

01:18:44.540 ER

01:18:44.800 And by then

01:18:46.300 My arm was so swollen

01:18:47.720 When it healed

01:18:48.500 I could take off the cast

01:18:49.760 To swim

01:18:50.580 And then put it back on

01:18:51.920 When I was done

01:18:52.540 Oh

01:18:53.140 My blood type

01:18:54.800 Is A positive

01:18:56.000 There you go Nancy

01:18:57.400 I am single

01:19:00.320 Thanks for asking

01:19:01.440 Nice

01:19:02.260 Toad's got a

01:19:03.800 We should have her 0.97

01:19:05.320 Send pictures to Toad

01:19:06.680 Yeah

01:19:07.880 Can we do that

01:19:08.600 I don't know if she's asking

01:19:09.740 To be hooked up with him

01:19:10.520 Love on the spectrum

01:19:11.500 Who

01:19:11.960 This lady here 0.96

01:19:13.780 Well whatever

01:19:14.640 Continue reading

01:19:15.340 That's what we're reading

01:19:15.920 So I am single

01:19:16.980 She says I am single

01:19:18.480 I'm still a virgin

01:19:19.360 I turned 40 this year

01:19:20.680 Could you please

01:19:22.040 Ask Matt to

01:19:23.260 Pray for me

01:19:24.240 I don't think that's what

01:19:25.220 She said at all

01:19:25.720 I read this email

01:19:26.300 No she said to send me some help 0.82

01:19:27.400 Or at least pray for me

01:19:28.160 What does that mean

01:19:28.680 Send me some help

01:19:29.500 Like send somebody to

01:19:30.640 Toad can help

01:19:31.280 To South Africa

01:19:32.000 No I don't think that's smart

01:19:34.680 There's like murder

01:19:35.960 A lot of murder going on

01:19:37.180 There

01:19:38.040 We'll pray for her though

01:19:39.140 Alright

01:19:39.460 Yeah

01:19:39.760 Why are you watching this show

01:19:41.240 From South Africa

01:19:42.100 I do notice like

01:19:42.940 Some of our analytics

01:19:43.740 People watch them all over

01:19:44.400 Yeah

01:19:44.700 Say South Africa

01:19:45.400 People love the show

01:19:46.300 Why not

01:19:46.980 I also graduated in 2003

01:19:49.240 I'm also allergic to penicillin

01:19:51.040 I wear glasses

01:19:51.840 I had braces in high school

01:19:53.340 This is like Mason

01:19:54.300 No I was gonna say

01:19:55.280 This sounds exactly like my sister

01:19:57.220 Dead ass

01:19:57.720 Dead ass B 0.81

01:19:58.860 My sister's allergic to penicillin

01:20:01.060 Wait what else

01:20:02.300 Glasses

01:20:02.900 Nerdy

01:20:03.340 She wears glasses

01:20:04.060 Braces in high school 0.99

01:20:04.680 She had braces

01:20:06.080 Is she from South Africa

01:20:07.540 No but hey

01:20:10.060 We did a 23andMe DNA test

01:20:12.820 And she's 1% African American

01:20:14.240 So close

01:20:15.140 I'm 10%

01:20:16.160 Disgusting

01:20:17.740 No you're not

01:20:18.400 I am

01:20:19.080 Yeah

01:20:19.300 My grandma

01:20:20.260 Keep telling

01:20:21.620 I'll tell you my grandma

01:20:22.260 My grandfather and mother

01:20:23.280 Served in the military

01:20:24.300 My mom also broke part of her back

01:20:26.760 I was diagnosed with depression

01:20:28.380 And later on with autism

01:20:29.460 And ADHD

01:20:30.320 Sick

01:20:30.900 You can't get diagnosed

01:20:32.620 I was diagnosed with ADHD

01:20:35.300 I was diagnosed with ADHD

01:20:36.840 No dude

01:20:37.800 They did the most bullshit

01:20:38.440 What they do a hair test

01:20:39.060 You're correct

01:20:39.460 You're 100% correct

01:20:40.260 It's not a thing dude

01:20:41.320 Bullshit thing ever

01:20:42.400 And then they gave me Adderall

01:20:43.700 Yeah

01:20:43.980 They just look at you

01:20:44.860 So you're one of the people

01:20:45.780 That can do 10 things at once

01:20:47.000 Instead of one thing at once

01:20:48.000 I can't do

01:20:48.440 Oh that's a problem

01:20:49.220 I can't do

01:20:49.740 I can fail 10 things

01:20:51.300 Yeah no

01:20:51.620 That's not a thing

01:20:52.440 ADHD is like a blessing

01:20:53.920 It's not

01:20:54.480 It's not like

01:20:55.000 Oh we need to correct this

01:20:56.320 Matt

01:20:56.900 Would you

01:20:57.320 Would you agree with this

01:20:58.560 They said

01:20:59.160 Mason's yawn

01:21:00.440 Toad might be one of the two witnesses

01:21:03.320 Could be

01:21:05.980 No I'm still looking at the name

01:21:07.860 Mason's yawn

01:21:08.620 How quick do they come up

01:21:09.640 Bro these people are

01:21:10.660 Hey wait

01:21:11.380 He spelled my name right 0.99

01:21:12.760 Thank you

01:21:13.400 They come up with a name

01:21:14.340 That's a silly way

01:21:15.080 To spell a name though

01:21:15.800 You ever get mad at your parents

01:21:16.820 No

01:21:18.200 No like when did they start

01:21:19.520 ADD is like a thing

01:21:20.980 It's like oh this child

01:21:22.200 Can't sit still for 8 hours

01:21:23.720 In a classroom

01:21:24.360 To listen to some boring ass teacher 1.00

01:21:25.900 About some boring ass topics

01:21:27.440 There must be something wrong with them

01:21:29.420 Yeah

01:21:29.680 Do you want to know

01:21:30.220 How they diagnosed me

01:21:31.100 No the kids who can

01:21:32.260 Sit still that whole time

01:21:33.960 We should be asking like

01:21:34.940 Hey what's going on

01:21:35.740 Like why are they so easily

01:21:37.200 You know what they say

01:21:37.960 Programmable

01:21:38.680 I'm depressed

01:21:39.300 I have anxiety

01:21:40.060 That's what they say

01:21:41.180 Well now ADHD and ADD

01:21:43.020 Is the same 0.92

01:21:43.680 It's considered the same thing

01:21:45.220 It's like

01:21:45.840 It's

01:21:46.900 Yeah that's all wild bro

01:21:48.340 You gotta have some people

01:21:49.520 That can do 10 things at once

01:21:50.600 And I'm glad for the people

01:21:51.660 That do one thing at once

01:21:52.500 It's all good

01:21:53.080 It's just this idea like

01:21:54.560 Oh no this is what's normal

01:21:56.020 And everybody should be this

01:21:57.280 And then in our system

01:21:58.680 It's like yeah

01:21:59.200 You go to the school system

01:22:00.760 And sit still for so long

01:22:02.580 Especially if you live in a place

01:22:04.360 Where it's like nice outside

01:22:05.300 Like I grew up in California

01:22:06.380 And it's like sunny outside

01:22:07.600 All the time

01:22:08.440 You gotta look outside

01:22:09.340 Like who is saying

01:22:10.520 I will just sit in a classroom

01:22:12.120 All day

01:22:12.740 That's my grandma

01:22:13.380 As soon as I don't have to be in school

01:22:15.280 I'm not gonna be in school

01:22:16.260 She's really black 1.00

01:22:17.380 You can tell by her

01:22:18.700 I also

01:22:19.260 Wait up

01:22:19.840 I haven't done an official IQ test

01:22:21.540 What's up with that star?

01:22:22.440 But people think I'm smart

01:22:23.660 So let's go with that

01:22:24.640 She's probably like 150s 1.00

01:22:26.680 How are you just guessing that?

01:22:28.760 Because the way you guess IQ

01:22:29.800 Is kind of rude and inappropriate

01:22:31.400 Want to see my grandma Mason?

01:22:34.380 Yeah that's it

01:22:34.880 That's your grandma? 0.97

01:22:35.380 Because I forget what the topic was

01:22:36.780 But you were like

01:22:37.320 Matt Matt

01:22:37.720 I'm 130 IQ

01:22:39.960 Or maybe the high 120s

01:22:41.640 You're probably like

01:22:42.300 High 80s

01:22:43.060 Maybe low 90s

01:22:44.040 Wait

01:22:44.280 He's very rude like that

01:22:45.280 That doesn't make

01:22:45.520 I feel like that would make you

01:22:47.000 Older than you are 1.00

01:22:47.740 If she's your grandma

01:22:48.540 Well she's like my great grandma

01:22:49.680 Whatever I don't count greats

01:22:50.680 Oh okay

01:22:51.260 I was like that's your

01:22:52.260 That's just grandma

01:22:53.920 I was like that's your mom or dad's mom

01:22:55.200 I also have a younger sister

01:22:56.580 Who doesn't look anything like me

01:22:57.920 Who's married

01:22:58.500 And who lives close to my parents house

01:23:00.320 How is that possible?

01:23:01.620 I have

01:23:01.900 Because she's adopted

01:23:03.020 I have lost a lot

01:23:04.660 Did she say that?

01:23:05.140 Like an embarrassing amount of weight

01:23:06.660 I haven't reached my goal yet

01:23:08.360 But I'm working on it

01:23:09.300 Oh she's a thick girl 1.00

01:23:10.620 Right on girl 0.94

01:23:11.260 Thick as hell

01:23:11.960 Losing weight

01:23:13.300 That's awesome

01:23:13.980 Look at my grandma

01:23:16.880 Yo

01:23:18.800 Horrible

01:23:19.840 She looks like a criminal 1.00

01:23:22.020 I liked when it was just her

01:23:24.340 It's funny when you guys are like

01:23:25.660 Conspiracy theory about some stuff

01:23:27.120 But not others

01:23:27.860 Like how do we know that's really his grandma

01:23:29.360 He like trusted some DNA test

01:23:32.120 No I trusted my like family

01:23:34.320 Who sent me a picture of her

01:23:35.600 Yeah dude

01:23:36.740 Show them the Jewish star

01:23:37.880 Yeah there is a Jewish star up there

01:23:39.600 I don't know

01:23:40.880 I have messianic

01:23:42.200 But that's a choice isn't it

01:23:43.600 Her slave owners were 1.00

01:23:44.820 No stop dude

01:23:47.000 She's probably

01:23:47.760 She might be Jewish 0.58

01:23:48.780 She was 100% asleep

01:23:49.940 Yeah

01:23:50.360 She's not Jewish 1.00

01:23:51.440 Look at her

01:23:52.440 I don't know

01:23:53.100 I don't trust him

01:23:53.860 Hold on

01:23:54.300 Let me get this camera

01:23:55.200 Look at this

01:23:55.780 Alright

01:23:57.360 That is my grandma

01:23:59.240 That's serious

01:24:00.140 Do you see how she looks

01:24:01.380 I mean come on

01:24:02.020 Get serious

01:24:02.440 That is your grandma

01:24:03.660 And Mason's not gonna help

01:24:05.060 My grandma

01:24:05.780 Alright

01:24:06.560 Wait who said that

01:24:07.920 Good job losing the weight girl 1.00

01:24:09.280 Like that's I respect that

01:24:10.600 Hell yeah

01:24:11.260 She lost weight

01:24:12.180 I also have suburban feet

01:24:15.360 Wait what does that mean

01:24:16.360 Well let's keep reading

01:24:17.880 Although I will take off my shoes

01:24:19.340 And touch grass

01:24:20.060 It probably just means

01:24:21.120 That like people who don't do grounding 0.98

01:24:22.600 Like they're not barefoot

01:24:23.860 And they're not like out in nature

01:24:25.860 Shout out Joel Thomas

01:24:27.320 From Free the Rabbits podcast

01:24:28.580 Are they cool?

01:24:30.400 Wait they said that?

01:24:31.660 Oh

01:24:32.020 I listen to way too many podcasts

01:24:34.280 Big fan of Tony M

01:24:35.440 And Sam T as well

01:24:36.620 Tony Merkel

01:24:37.440 And Sam Tripoli

01:24:38.960 You guys like those guys

01:24:40.420 Sweet Sammy T

01:24:41.200 Looking at all the similarities

01:24:44.180 I couldn't help but ask myself

01:24:45.540 Am I the female toad?

01:24:47.780 Your show is entertaining

01:24:48.600 Please don't ever stop

01:24:49.560 You make me laugh out loud

01:24:50.820 And by now

01:24:51.560 You feel like family

01:24:52.780 That's so nice

01:24:53.640 That is cool man

01:24:54.640 Yeah

01:24:55.020 Somebody said grandma's face

01:24:56.180 Looks like Matt's face

01:24:57.460 No that's not what I was pointing at

01:24:59.120 I'll happily reply to any questions you have

01:25:00.720 I got some questions for you

01:25:02.660 An open invitation to come visit

01:25:04.680 No no they're killing white people over there

01:25:06.120 Yeah don't do

01:25:06.640 I'm not going there

01:25:07.300 No thanks

01:25:07.720 Way too light

01:25:08.500 Zonya we will accept the South African Krugerrands though as payment

01:25:14.360 If you ever want to send over like some silver or gold

01:25:16.840 You're just making up words of

01:25:17.580 No South African Krugerrands are like a thing bro

01:25:19.860 What are you laughing about?

01:25:22.500 Stop

01:25:22.800 It's just stupid

01:25:24.220 You've got to stop with the grandma

01:25:25.580 It's disgusting

01:25:26.180 I don't know it's kind of great how well it shows up on camera

01:25:28.480 Guys you were being so mean to his grandma

01:25:30.200 Okay can we get Mason engaged in the next one?

01:25:33.180 Do we have another one or we're done?

01:25:34.480 Are we wrapping up?

01:25:35.020 I'm a perfect reader

01:25:35.840 We have one more

01:25:36.920 Are we out of here?

01:25:37.580 But we haven't even answered if she's a female toad 1.00

01:25:40.040 I suppose so

01:25:40.900 I suppose so

01:25:41.620 But there's only really one toad so no

01:25:43.480 No I think that's cool

01:25:44.820 There's that many similarities

01:25:46.200 Like do we try to connect them?

01:25:47.720 I mean isn't this a cry for help?

01:25:49.060 Isn't this like hey can you guys connect me with the toad?

01:25:51.780 I feel like that's what she's

01:25:53.100 That's clearly what she's low-key 0.99

01:25:54.880 I feel like she's low-key asking for that

01:25:56.580 My wife said that she just met somebody that

01:26:00.640 Put the picture down

01:26:02.700 What is going on?

01:26:04.460 Can you show my grandmother some respect?

01:26:05.560 Can I tell the story?

01:26:06.540 Please

01:26:06.760 She just met somebody that is like toad

01:26:08.620 Because now everyone's

01:26:09.500 Oh I have a quirky friend that's just like toad

01:26:11.360 And she goes

01:26:12.720 She's describing this person to me

01:26:14.620 She's like well she has like a really crippling fear

01:26:16.840 Of like cold sandwiches

01:26:17.860 She could smell when you're on your menstrual cycle

01:26:22.860 Things like yeah yeah

01:26:24.340 And I was like I was like toad would hate her

01:26:26.200 Yeah

01:26:26.680 Just because like someone's quirky

01:26:28.180 Doesn't mean

01:26:29.360 She can smell when someone's on their cycle

01:26:31.820 That's what

01:26:32.580 That's what she says

01:26:33.740 Relax

01:26:34.100 That's disgusting

01:26:34.940 This is just I'm just reporting the news

01:26:37.020 But uh I was like yeah no toad wouldn't like her

01:26:39.600 You don't understand toad

01:26:41.100 Toad is an enigma

01:26:41.980 So like like you would think

01:26:43.640 Oh these two are like the same

01:26:44.980 But and they do fine together

01:26:46.200 They wouldn't do good together I don't think

01:26:47.700 I think they would

01:26:48.540 I think Zonya and toad would totally be a thing

01:26:50.900 Zonya and toad is a power couple name

01:26:53.240 You have to

01:26:54.180 No Matt's the ultimate matchmaker

01:26:56.280 Matt's a matchmaker

01:26:57.920 What happened with you

01:26:58.620 What do you mean

01:27:00.260 I didn't connect it

01:27:01.100 I didn't connect it

01:27:01.700 Okay

01:27:02.500 That's yeah

01:27:04.440 Don't bring it up

01:27:05.500 He didn't connect that

01:27:06.320 Can we put my grandma's face on a shirt

01:27:07.680 Touchy subject

01:27:08.640 No

01:27:09.580 Look my grandma said grandma's face on a shirt

01:27:13.500 What is the touchy subject

01:27:14.660 No there's no touchy subject

01:27:16.000 We have another email to get to

01:27:17.260 I'm not talking about this on here

01:27:18.900 Okay this one is Chuck

01:27:20.980 You want to read it

01:27:22.600 Chuck yeah

01:27:23.120 Yeah yeah go ahead

01:27:23.680 I love Chuck

01:27:24.280 Chuck's the man

01:27:24.960 Where is that at

01:27:26.000 I don't see his

01:27:26.620 Too bad dude

01:27:27.360 Alright fine

01:27:28.960 We'll just listen I guess

01:27:30.000 Yeah

01:27:30.320 Have another one of these

01:27:32.240 No

01:27:32.600 Stop giving him these drugs dude

01:27:34.440 I'm already going blind in one eye

01:27:35.840 Are you actually

01:27:37.220 Probably

01:27:38.020 My grandma's a retired optician

01:27:41.060 She can look at that

01:27:42.040 This is my grandma

01:27:43.000 No I'll suffer through it

01:27:43.800 Okay

01:27:44.040 I shouldn't have said that

01:27:45.460 You can't do it with a hand on this one

01:27:47.180 Oh oh

01:27:48.720 So check it out

01:27:49.560 Hey relax

01:27:51.240 Just relax

01:27:51.760 You can go like this

01:27:52.880 Stop touching

01:27:54.380 No I'm using this

01:27:58.160 It's like he's 80

01:27:58.300 Oh my god

01:27:59.260 No it's not touch screen

01:28:00.680 Who's the 80 here

01:28:01.880 You're 80

01:28:02.560 No

01:28:02.940 Matt

01:28:03.460 It's a MacBook

01:28:04.260 You own this laptop

01:28:05.000 It's an Apple product

01:28:06.120 How do you not know how to use an Apple product

01:28:07.620 I haven't been using mine

01:28:08.140 Why not

01:28:08.780 It's a long story

01:28:09.860 It's complicated

01:28:10.140 He's got the same exact one

01:28:11.220 Long time

01:28:13.600 Long time down syndrome

01:28:14.940 First time chronicler

01:28:16.040 Hell yeah

01:28:16.760 Just a few here

01:28:17.100 Shout out

01:28:18.340 He says

01:28:18.940 Ha ha

01:28:19.380 I die from Guam

01:28:20.420 When I was about

01:28:22.000 Seven or eight

01:28:23.380 I was staying at my grandparents

01:28:24.900 So you can't go like this

01:28:26.460 To make the

01:28:27.080 Dude

01:28:27.760 No you can't

01:28:28.760 Oh yeah you can

01:28:29.640 If you do it on here

01:28:31.040 Okay there we go

01:28:33.300 Okay it's not working dude

01:28:36.980 Just read the story

01:28:38.500 We're here for you

01:28:39.060 Are your eyes that bad

01:28:40.060 Dude look how far this is

01:28:41.460 You can't read it from that distance

01:28:42.780 When I was seven or eight

01:28:43.840 I was staying at my grandparents

01:28:44.980 I'm the oldest of three siblings

01:28:46.900 I'm not doing this

01:28:48.320 I'm not doing this

01:28:48.980 When that picture's up

01:28:49.700 Take that picture down

01:28:50.600 I'm the oldest of three siblings

01:28:52.100 And for overnight visits

01:28:53.380 The grandparents preferred

01:28:54.460 One at a time

01:28:55.780 Seems reasonable

01:28:57.260 What's that mean?

01:29:00.140 Oh like to watch

01:29:01.300 Or to sleep

01:29:02.300 This is inappropriate

01:29:06.100 No no no no

01:29:07.880 Hold on

01:29:08.300 Chuck called in today

01:29:09.240 Yeah

01:29:09.920 I heard him

01:29:10.580 Chuck let the voice memo

01:29:11.700 Chuck called in for your show?

01:29:13.360 Yeah dude

01:29:13.740 He has been like

01:29:14.920 Creepy

01:29:15.580 Very creepy voice

01:29:17.520 What the dude's rad

01:29:18.660 He's like a brilliant engineer

01:29:20.060 He's got a soothing voice

01:29:21.160 Runs like thousands of employees

01:29:22.700 That's cool

01:29:23.160 Just a very intriguing dude

01:29:24.240 Been all over the planet

01:29:25.300 Preached the gospel

01:29:26.560 In a bunch of places

01:29:27.420 Chuck is a rad rad dude

01:29:28.920 Dog I was creeped out

01:29:30.260 Why?

01:29:31.180 Wait why?

01:29:32.160 What's wrong with you?

01:29:33.680 I don't know

01:29:34.080 You didn't get

01:29:34.620 I like Chuck too

01:29:36.120 But you didn't get

01:29:36.640 Creep vibes from him?

01:29:37.560 No

01:29:37.800 What was the creep vibe from?

01:29:39.140 Can we isolate the issue?

01:29:40.300 I'll tell you

01:29:40.680 Because it always sounds

01:29:41.400 Like he just woke up

01:29:42.320 Yeah

01:29:42.640 He's in a different time zone

01:29:44.120 He is

01:29:44.560 You can leave them

01:29:44.900 Voice message whenever

01:29:45.940 That's true

01:29:47.060 He's one of these guys

01:29:48.660 That works and sleeps

01:29:49.620 And works and sleeps

01:29:50.500 He's like

01:29:51.180 Oh guys

01:29:52.060 So he's like getting off work

01:29:53.640 And then it's sleep time

01:29:54.780 Or he's just waking up

01:29:55.660 On the way to work

01:29:56.340 Same

01:29:56.920 Like you guys don't understand

01:29:57.920 What it's like

01:29:58.360 Because you guys just live

01:29:59.180 In a world of play time

01:30:00.080 You hold up pictures

01:30:00.740 Of your grandma

01:30:01.180 I made this world

01:30:01.860 Of play time

01:30:02.500 And get paid to do it

01:30:03.060 Like you're just

01:30:03.480 I'm trying to show

01:30:03.920 How my nostrils

01:30:04.960 To my grandma

01:30:05.680 They invited you

01:30:06.420 Into this world of play time

01:30:07.660 I know

01:30:08.080 But I'm part time

01:30:09.060 This is their full time

01:30:10.340 Joke time

01:30:10.520 Thank you Mason

01:30:10.940 We will take you out

01:30:11.860 Of this play time

01:30:12.520 Can you play with us Matt?

01:30:13.960 This is it

01:30:14.500 That's a guy that never

01:30:15.460 Wants to have play time

01:30:16.440 Can you play with us Matt?

01:30:17.140 I don't like this

01:30:17.420 Oh that was a weird

01:30:18.460 Old work and no fun

01:30:19.440 The house is old

01:30:20.520 And my grandparents slept

01:30:21.900 On first floor

01:30:22.960 As did my aunt

01:30:24.040 Who is 10 years older

01:30:24.960 Hold on a second

01:30:25.600 We're just not done

01:30:26.300 Talking about Chuck

01:30:27.120 As is my aunt

01:30:28.120 Who is 10 years old

01:30:29.420 He's reading his email

01:30:30.380 We like Chuck

01:30:31.660 We like him

01:30:32.740 Yeah I like Chuck

01:30:33.640 He was just a little

01:30:34.380 That's a really nice voicemail

01:30:35.140 And I was like

01:30:35.560 Dude this guy's been

01:30:36.500 A supporter

01:30:37.560 Like I think his

01:30:38.640 Pipeline

01:30:39.340 Grandma down

01:30:40.220 His pipeline was

01:30:41.200 Tommy G

01:30:42.300 Who I don't know

01:30:43.200 To

01:30:44.080 Josie

01:30:46.280 To

01:30:47.080 Tower Gang

01:30:47.940 You know who Josie is? 0.92

01:30:49.300 Josie McDonald

01:30:49.860 I love her

01:30:50.620 She's so sweet

01:30:51.220 Yeah she's great

01:30:51.680 Who's Josie McDonald

01:30:52.480 She's the sweetest girl ever

01:30:53.720 Why is somebody named

01:30:54.580 Resting Matt Face

01:30:55.420 Can I just read the thing

01:30:56.580 I just want to read it

01:30:57.420 But how cool is that

01:30:58.220 Tommy G

01:30:58.780 To Josie

01:30:59.580 Oh no no no

01:31:00.080 I'm sorry

01:31:00.380 I remember

01:31:00.920 Top

01:31:01.280 It's Tommy G

01:31:02.640 You get paid to hold

01:31:03.920 The pictures of your grandma

01:31:05.140 You guys live in a play world

01:31:06.580 That's it

01:31:07.120 I literally

01:31:07.480 Oh yeah let us go on the radio

01:31:08.940 And say fuck things

01:31:09.580 You know how proud this woman

01:31:10.600 Would be of me

01:31:10.960 That's how we'll pay our bills

01:31:11.520 This is literally a slave

01:31:12.820 She was a slave 1.00

01:31:14.180 What is going on

01:31:15.720 He's in another zone right now

01:31:17.060 You think that's a lie?

01:31:18.720 No I'm not saying that

01:31:19.620 I'm just saying

01:31:20.060 You're very deep today

01:31:21.160 She's literally a slave 1.00

01:31:21.780 You're saying like

01:31:22.380 The very most deep

01:31:23.500 Meaningful things today

01:31:24.620 No

01:31:24.900 Don't patronize me

01:31:26.540 She was a bad lady I think 1.00

01:31:27.960 And you're like

01:31:28.500 Going hard today

01:31:29.380 This is her like

01:31:29.800 Arrest record

01:31:30.560 Meaningful things

01:31:30.980 I thought it was her sale

01:31:33.100 That's her arrest record

01:31:34.880 That's her arrest record

01:31:35.740 She was arrested 0.68

01:31:36.260 No no no

01:31:37.040 The story of this

01:31:37.760 She was arrested 0.68

01:31:37.960 The story of this

01:31:38.740 Look at her

01:31:39.140 Of course she was arrested

01:31:40.100 David got this picture

01:31:41.220 It had a little Jewish star 0.91

01:31:42.580 And she goes

01:31:42.960 He goes

01:31:43.460 My

01:31:44.200 My

01:31:44.540 My

01:31:45.000 Grandmother

01:31:45.540 Me and Lauren

01:31:46.240 Witsky said

01:31:47.080 My grandmother

01:31:48.400 Was a slave

01:31:49.540 And her owners were Jewish 0.90

01:31:51.140 Cause that's who owned the boats 1.00

01:31:52.140 How crazy is that

01:31:52.560 And then somebody looked it up

01:31:53.840 And they go

01:31:54.140 No this turns out to be

01:31:55.420 Her arrest record

01:31:56.500 And then like

01:31:57.680 Here's what she's done

01:31:58.940 And you know what I've not done?

01:32:00.280 Redacted it

01:32:00.820 I still say it

01:32:01.820 I go

01:32:02.100 She was trafficked by the Jews

01:32:03.840 So um

01:32:05.040 This wasn't about the woman at all

01:32:06.940 What was I gonna say?

01:32:08.680 Chuck

01:32:08.980 Chuck

01:32:09.660 The pipeline

01:32:10.840 Tommy G

01:32:11.860 To Union of the Unwanted 0.83

01:32:13.740 Union of the Unwanted

01:32:14.980 To Sam Tripoli

01:32:15.660 Sam Tripoli

01:32:16.200 To Josie

01:32:16.760 Josie to Tower Gang

01:32:17.760 Tower Gang

01:32:18.220 To Nephilim Death Squad 0.85

01:32:19.100 That is

01:32:20.280 Guam and Chuck's pipeline

01:32:22.080 Can I just say something real quick?

01:32:23.340 You could say

01:32:23.720 I feel kind of bad

01:32:24.820 I was laughing

01:32:26.600 I was laughing

01:32:27.400 And I went over

01:32:27.980 And I went like this

01:32:28.680 Just like a light tap

01:32:30.180 And I feel like I crunched

01:32:31.480 Some bones in your arm

01:32:33.040 Why didn't you just give him knuckles back? 0.92

01:32:34.660 She's very little

01:32:35.180 It was just like

01:32:36.140 I just did

01:32:36.580 I mean literally like

01:32:37.900 Stop it Mason

01:32:38.620 You're doing uncomfortable body language

01:32:40.160 No she looks hurt now

01:32:41.360 No

01:32:41.760 No she's doing uncomfortable body language 1.00

01:32:43.240 That's self soothing Mason

01:32:44.220 No if I was uncomfortable

01:32:45.100 I scratch my neck like this

01:32:46.280 When I'm uncomfortable

01:32:46.780 You can ask Matt

01:32:47.920 I do

01:32:48.380 But this is self soothing

01:32:49.660 This is closed off

01:32:50.500 We're back to Chuck

01:32:51.220 Go to Chuck

01:32:51.980 Alright

01:32:52.160 Okay here we go

01:32:52.960 It's fine I'll just have a black bruise

01:32:55.080 My arm

01:32:55.660 Don't say black

01:32:56.780 Can you not say black right now?

01:32:58.120 One of the funnest things is when Mason doesn't like customers

01:32:59.920 Like it's the most random thing

01:33:01.540 Like she'll just start struggling

01:33:02.720 And be confused with a customer

01:33:03.940 I just can't

01:33:04.340 And I've never

01:33:04.860 You're like what

01:33:05.140 Hey hey what's the problem?

01:33:06.700 They just ordered a large hot mocha

01:33:07.980 Like what's the issue?

01:33:08.840 No it's the weirdest

01:33:09.560 I don't know

01:33:10.000 I don't know

01:33:10.500 And then she's like real like flustery

01:33:12.200 Like I don't know

01:33:13.340 Can you just take the order?

01:33:14.360 I'm like it's a large hot mocha

01:33:15.460 We already have the order

01:33:16.300 Okay okay

01:33:17.240 Can you just

01:33:17.820 That's not true

01:33:19.060 Hold on wait

01:33:20.180 Big announcement here

01:33:21.020 Goes on watching

01:33:21.840 Says Tripoli dropped your name on Rogan one time

01:33:24.100 Whose name?

01:33:25.880 They're just trying to

01:33:26.800 What's that called?

01:33:27.760 No Tripoli was on Rogan's recently

01:33:29.720 I know but when people try to gaslight you

01:33:31.960 They just say that

01:33:32.740 Well no the reason I said that is

01:33:34.400 Because that's not the first time I've heard that

01:33:35.880 So why don't you pull it up

01:33:37.340 Where it got said on Rogan?

01:33:38.240 Because that would require me watching the whole episode

01:33:40.020 I don't want to watch Joe Rogan

01:33:40.940 I don't want to watch Joe Rogan

01:33:41.740 So yeah so anyway

01:33:42.720 Back to Mason

01:33:43.360 So like customers will get her flustered

01:33:45.260 And then you look at her

01:33:46.860 You're like

01:33:47.280 You're like

01:33:47.880 Oh damn Mason you good?

01:33:49.460 And then her whole neck is just completely red 0.99

01:33:51.400 She's just been like scratching

01:33:53.220 It's the weirdest

01:33:53.720 And I've never

01:33:54.300 I've

01:33:54.940 It's like

01:33:55.860 No hate towards you guys and your business

01:33:58.380 But I've never had

01:33:59.480 I've never had that happen anywhere else but here

01:34:01.860 What's that?

01:34:02.380 I don't know why

01:34:02.920 No there's a 0% chance of that

01:34:04.760 Like I get hung up on

01:34:04.960 No I get hung up on customers

01:34:06.280 At Sportsman's you definitely

01:34:07.040 You tell me tons of stories

01:34:08.500 Where you got hung up on customers at Sportsman's

01:34:10.100 Well yeah but I could

01:34:11.360 I could argue back

01:34:12.820 And I could talk back to them but

01:34:14.300 Here you don't?

01:34:15.940 No

01:34:16.240 Say stuff back

01:34:17.260 Sometimes I do

01:34:18.460 No say stuff back

01:34:19.700 Oh I thought it was about customer service

01:34:21.840 Can you read Chuck's stuff?

01:34:23.340 I know

01:34:23.600 Now we're talking about

01:34:24.420 Good to know

01:34:24.500 Good to know

01:34:24.520 Good to know

01:34:24.540 Like how Mason can't figure out an order

01:34:27.020 She gets confused

01:34:27.740 It's because she's bright

01:34:28.780 She's actually

01:34:29.340 I know people don't think

01:34:30.320 It's just when I don't like the person

01:34:30.640 Because of the way she acts 1.00

01:34:31.680 The way she looks and stuff

01:34:32.400 But she's actually very bright

01:34:33.600 And so all of a sudden

01:34:35.040 When she's getting confused

01:34:36.380 You're like

01:34:37.400 What's going on over there?

01:34:38.800 What's going on?

01:34:40.260 And it's always a personality thing

01:34:42.220 That she's conflicting with

01:34:43.280 Oh

01:34:43.600 What kind of person?

01:34:45.220 Yeah what are they?

01:34:46.160 I'll tell you

01:34:46.940 Well first off

01:34:47.660 I don't like when I'm at the counter

01:34:49.360 And someone like approaches

01:34:51.460 And I'm like

01:34:52.000 Hi how are you?

01:34:52.620 And they're just

01:34:53.120 I went

01:34:53.700 Give me this this and this

01:34:54.540 That's rude

01:34:55.040 That's how people talk though

01:34:56.360 They're here to get their coffee

01:34:57.400 I know but like

01:34:57.700 I don't need you to be like

01:34:58.720 Oh I'm good

01:35:00.000 How are you right back

01:35:01.020 But just be like

01:35:01.400 Good and move on

01:35:01.420 They don't do that

01:35:02.200 You shouldn't expect other people

01:35:03.620 They're nasty out here

01:35:04.540 But

01:35:04.860 But here's the thing

01:35:06.080 But then if they try to talk to me too much

01:35:07.760 No I don't like that either

01:35:08.760 So it's got to be the perfect

01:35:10.040 It's got to be the perfect

01:35:10.900 Mason's brittle bone says

01:35:12.600 Don't get into a car accident

01:35:14.180 Mason's

01:35:15.300 Mason's brittle bone

01:35:16.000 Let me tell you

01:35:18.180 I just I literally just like this

01:35:20.240 And it was like

01:35:20.640 You gotta understand

01:35:21.680 She's very little

01:35:23.020 Look at look

01:35:23.820 Somebody just spelled Mason

01:35:24.860 Yeah with my arm

01:35:25.500 I mean just

01:35:26.060 I said isn't that so funny

01:35:27.800 Like an acknowledgement

01:35:28.680 And she's like

01:35:29.320 Mason you got a little baby arm 0.60

01:35:31.020 You got a little arm

01:35:31.640 You got a little arm

01:35:32.740 Like a baby

01:35:33.540 Well

01:35:34.280 I mean

01:35:35.300 Back to Chuck

01:35:35.980 I slept in a two bedroom room upstairs

01:35:38.340 That doesn't make sense

01:35:40.520 A two bedroom room

01:35:41.680 Yeah they slept in two

01:35:43.060 They're fat

01:35:43.820 I slept in a two bedroom room upstairs

01:35:46.780 Somehow I feel like this floor

01:35:49.220 A two bedroom room

01:35:50.700 That's what it says

01:35:51.760 Why can't we have this on the screen

01:35:53.420 Don't make fun of Chuck

01:35:53.940 I love Chuck

01:35:55.500 A lot more than you guys do

01:35:56.880 Can you just put the grandma down

01:35:58.700 I like trying to put it over your face

01:36:01.040 So it kind of looks like

01:36:02.000 Because the rest of the show

01:36:03.320 Just his grandma

01:36:04.180 This is their show

01:36:05.320 Mean mugging

01:36:05.900 It's like a mean mug dude

01:36:07.320 She's like mean mugging 1.00

01:36:09.220 All the people too

01:36:10.400 Oh dude

01:36:11.060 She was so mean looking 1.00

01:36:12.200 Apparently she had a fat ass 1.00

01:36:13.780 That's good

01:36:14.080 That's what my family told me

01:36:16.140 They said that you could put stuff on her butt 1.00

01:36:17.780 They used to say that the kids

01:36:19.420 Sat on her butt 0.73

01:36:20.280 While she walked around

01:36:21.240 What is being said right now

01:36:23.220 He's never going to come on this show again

01:36:25.040 I wouldn't say that

01:36:25.900 About your grandma

01:36:26.680 It doesn't matter

01:36:27.960 This is inappropriate bro

01:36:29.520 I wouldn't say that

01:36:30.280 About your grandma

01:36:30.900 I'm not doing this

01:36:31.640 Okay Chuck slept in a two bedroom room upstairs

01:36:33.980 Somehow I feel like this floor was higher

01:36:35.960 Than just one floor

01:36:37.300 Maybe there was two beds in the room

01:36:39.040 I think that's probably what he meant

01:36:40.360 Somehow I feel like this floor was higher

01:36:43.700 Than just one floor more

01:36:44.980 That's an intriguing statement

01:36:46.360 You know what I'm saying

01:36:47.820 It goes up the stairs

01:36:48.920 But then it's like

01:36:49.500 Wait I feel like I'm up a little higher

01:36:51.100 Than just on the second story here

01:36:52.820 Huh

01:36:53.380 This is maybe because

01:36:54.440 There were many steps to get there

01:36:55.960 And of course I was much smaller than now

01:36:57.980 I was asleep

01:36:59.500 Or actually dozing off

01:37:00.860 My right arm was hanging off the mattress

01:37:02.640 I felt a hand

01:37:04.180 Slightly colder than mine

01:37:05.940 Oh shit

01:37:06.860 For sure a right hand

01:37:10.640 Grabbed my hand

01:37:11.560 In a bro shake

01:37:12.620 Fashion

01:37:13.480 What?

01:37:14.700 Is that real?

01:37:15.520 Are you

01:37:15.720 Did he say that?

01:37:16.860 No that's what I'm thinking

01:37:17.740 Put the grandma down 1.00

01:37:18.860 And pay attention

01:37:19.200 Stop it

01:37:19.520 Focus

01:37:19.860 Read his story

01:37:20.700 I felt a hand

01:37:21.620 Slightly colder than mine

01:37:22.820 For sure a right hand

01:37:23.960 Grabbed my hand

01:37:24.660 In a bro shake fashion 0.99

01:37:25.860 And then pulled my arm down

01:37:27.180 Towards the underneath of the bed

01:37:28.840 Don't talk like that

01:37:29.720 With my black grandma

01:37:30.540 That's what he said man

01:37:31.800 I jumped out of bed

01:37:33.220 And switched on the desk lamp

01:37:34.540 The kind that looks like a bullhorn

01:37:37.180 With the rotating switch on the back

01:37:39.220 I looked under both beds

01:37:41.120 And in the small closet

01:37:42.660 Nobody

01:37:44.260 Oh shit

01:37:45.320 The door to the room

01:37:46.760 The door to the room was closed

01:37:49.460 And the windows were just cracked for air

01:37:52.060 After much struggle

01:37:54.040 I finally fell asleep

01:37:55.240 What?

01:37:55.840 I'm not falling asleep after that

01:37:57.260 Yo Chuck is really shit though dude

01:37:59.180 After much struggle

01:38:00.320 I finally fell asleep

01:38:01.400 The next morning

01:38:02.060 I asked my grandpa

01:38:03.200 And then grandma

01:38:04.900 And aunt

01:38:05.580 Grandma

01:38:05.960 Were you playing a trick on me last night?

01:38:09.360 Don't make the voices dude

01:38:10.820 Did you grab my hand?

01:38:12.100 They all just thought I was dreaming

01:38:14.680 I was not

01:38:16.300 A few years later

01:38:18.060 I was in my own room

01:38:19.040 I was not

01:38:19.880 A few years later

01:38:21.260 I was in my own room

01:38:22.300 I used to have to share

01:38:23.480 It was early

01:38:25.120 And I was tired

01:38:26.180 So I just laid in bed

01:38:28.440 For like a nap

01:38:29.600 Before I even closed my eyes

01:38:32.580 I heard a deep voice call me

01:38:39.320 Chuck

01:38:39.880 Chuck

01:38:42.620 Chuck

01:38:46.820 Oh shit

01:38:49.460 Chuck

01:38:52.620 Give Blue Letter Bible

01:38:54.320 A hundred thousand dollars

01:38:56.260 Chuck

01:38:56.640 Give Blue Letter Bible

01:38:58.220 A five figure donation

01:38:59.920 Chuck

01:39:00.700 I know Raven's car's breaking

01:39:03.600 But I'm just a child

01:39:05.360 When you have the means

01:39:07.640 Chuck

01:39:08.140 Five figures

01:39:11.080 Chuck

01:39:11.880 Oh my god

01:39:14.080 I can't do that

01:39:15.400 I can't do that

01:39:19.400 I can't do that

01:39:19.940 I can't do that

01:39:21.140 I'll tell you

01:39:23.760 Listen, listen

01:39:24.500 I love Chuck

01:39:26.240 But Chuck's been

01:39:26.940 Chuck's been messaging me

01:39:28.160 And he's like

01:39:28.620 Hey young man

01:39:30.260 Oh hell yeah

01:39:31.040 Why aren't you

01:39:31.740 Why aren't you doing work

01:39:33.140 And I said Chuck

01:39:34.180 Oh shit

01:39:35.140 How much more work

01:39:36.100 Do you want me to do

01:39:36.720 Matt is working me like a slave over here

01:39:38.480 That's true

01:39:38.820 Don't say slave

01:39:39.660 Don't say slave

01:39:40.520 Don't say slave

01:39:40.540 Don't say slave

01:39:43.060 I'm sorry Ms. Corbo

01:39:44.300 Don't say slave

01:39:45.400 Don't say slave

01:39:45.660 I'm working my tail off out here

01:39:48.480 We're serving coffee

01:39:49.420 I'm pressing buttons

01:39:50.660 Mason saw me

01:39:51.440 Click click click

01:39:51.900 Coffee

01:39:52.220 Coffee

01:39:52.540 She had to teach you

01:39:54.660 She had to teach you

01:39:55.660 But now he's telling me all this weird apparition stuff

01:39:58.540 Who held his hand

01:39:59.660 Read the story

01:40:00.400 Yeah please

01:40:01.000 Can you not

01:40:01.460 Okay alright

01:40:02.000 Just try to be cool for a minute

01:40:03.460 Chuck

01:40:04.040 Okay hang on

01:40:09.420 Where are we man

01:40:10.360 Alright the next day

01:40:11.960 Asked my grandma and grandpa

01:40:13.140 They all thought I was dreaming

01:40:14.520 A few years later

01:40:15.380 I was in my own room

01:40:16.220 I used to have to share

01:40:18.240 It was early

01:40:19.520 And I was tired

01:40:20.120 So I laid in bed

01:40:20.900 For like a nap

01:40:21.660 Before I even closed my eyes

01:40:23.320 I heard a deep voice

01:40:24.340 Call me

01:40:24.920 Chuck

01:40:27.260 It said in a couple years

01:40:33.980 Chuck

01:40:34.360 You be guamin 1.00

01:40:35.260 Mason do you know what that means

01:40:40.700 You're just laughing

01:40:41.540 Don't laugh like you know what it means Mason

01:40:43.460 She does

01:40:44.020 She watches the show

01:40:44.960 She knows

01:40:45.380 You watch the show

01:40:46.120 Okay hold on

01:40:47.860 This has to go like straight

01:40:49.980 This has to go straight

01:40:50.680 I don't know what that means

01:40:51.220 Before I even closed my eyes

01:40:53.080 I heard a deep voice call me

01:40:54.720 It was not human

01:40:56.360 Oh shit

01:40:57.320 And had the effect

01:40:58.180 That I later felt

01:40:59.120 When experiencing the bass

01:41:00.500 On my son's subwoofers

01:41:01.840 Oh that's an interesting thing to say

01:41:04.560 Vibration

01:41:05.300 Infrasound

01:41:06.240 Yes

01:41:06.980 Well it's like when the scripture

01:41:08.680 Talks about the voice

01:41:09.640 That sound like many waters

01:41:10.720 I always wonder about that

01:41:11.720 Or

01:41:12.000 Like what is that

01:41:12.840 Like waterfall vibe

01:41:14.040 When you're like near a waterfall

01:41:15.080 Just like

01:41:15.440 Or ocean

01:41:16.920 Like whatever

01:41:17.420 Like water

01:41:18.060 Moving water

01:41:18.920 Is like a big vibe

01:41:20.660 Like a big noise

01:41:21.680 It almost like blocks out

01:41:23.200 All other noise

01:41:24.020 Yeah it drowns it out

01:41:25.040 How much frequency is in it

01:41:26.340 Okay it's not human

01:41:28.960 So this voice was not human

01:41:31.800 And had the effect

01:41:36.660 That I later felt

01:41:37.700 When experiencing the bass

01:41:38.800 On my son's subwoofer

01:41:39.840 It took that long

01:41:40.940 To hear anything

01:41:41.900 Like what I had heard

01:41:43.600 So he had nothing

01:41:44.300 To compare it to

01:41:44.980 Until he heard his son's subwoofer

01:41:46.440 That's these newfangled kids

01:41:48.180 With their subwoofers 1.00

01:41:49.080 I believed it was God

01:41:51.100 But that was all

01:41:52.240 No reason

01:41:53.580 Wait but what did it say

01:41:55.280 I don't know

01:41:56.400 That's why I'm hoping

01:41:57.240 Cause that's

01:41:57.820 See now you're like me

01:41:58.840 You're hearing the story

01:41:59.640 You're like wait

01:42:00.080 I need more of the story

01:42:01.040 Yeah but you gotta read it

01:42:02.180 We're only

01:42:02.620 We're at your will right now

01:42:03.900 Well that's how it was

01:42:05.500 When the Raven was reading

01:42:06.360 It's just that I read faster

01:42:06.900 Did you just try to touch

01:42:07.520 The screen again

01:42:08.400 Yeah you did

01:42:09.360 Yeah

01:42:09.620 Dude

01:42:09.980 That's embarrassing

01:42:10.620 Own this laptop

01:42:11.680 Yeah

01:42:12.380 I don't really use it though

01:42:13.760 That's

01:42:14.200 Clearly

01:42:14.600 This guy's like crazy

01:42:16.560 He's complaining

01:42:17.260 He bought a thousand dollar laptop

01:42:18.540 He's gonna even open it

01:42:19.460 I don't know

01:42:19.900 No because I was gonna use it

01:42:21.440 For like research and stuff

01:42:22.800 When I had my life

01:42:24.520 And now I just don't have my life anymore

01:42:26.260 Cause I've gotta study on Jude

01:42:27.680 I gotta study on Elijah

01:42:28.860 And so I'm like doing other stuff

01:42:30.360 And I'm not using the laptop

01:42:31.400 It'll happen

01:42:32.700 All self afflicted wounds

01:42:34.520 Do it

01:42:35.000 Do the studying on the laptop

01:42:37.520 You guys get to play play time

01:42:39.080 Like for a living

01:42:39.880 Some of us have to work

01:42:40.860 Like a real job

01:42:41.820 Okay

01:42:42.900 It took that long

01:42:43.980 To hear anything

01:42:44.660 Like what I had heard

01:42:45.400 I believed it was God

01:42:46.560 But that was all

01:42:47.280 No reason

01:42:47.920 Our cousins lived behind us

01:42:50.000 And we played the normal

01:42:51.020 Lincoln Logs

01:42:52.280 Hot Wheels and such

01:42:53.440 Hot Wheels

01:42:54.380 Take the picture down

01:42:57.700 Wait wait wait

01:42:58.120 Can you stay there real quick

01:42:58.860 Okay put it on him

01:42:59.640 I just wanna see something

01:43:00.300 No this is not cool

01:43:01.320 I'm trying to bring my grandmother

01:43:02.500 To life

01:43:03.000 If I can just

01:43:03.940 No stop it

01:43:04.740 It's very close

01:43:05.860 No he's on

01:43:06.520 No you gotta put it on him

01:43:07.740 He's on

01:43:09.060 Okay leave it there

01:43:11.280 Leave it there for a minute

01:43:12.300 And I'll do this next line

01:43:13.260 Put the camera on him

01:43:14.480 Top

01:43:14.640 I just wanna see it

01:43:15.220 Put the camera on

01:43:15.340 Let's go

01:43:15.820 You gotta press the button

01:43:16.720 People don't wanna lose

01:43:17.220 Brain cells watching

01:43:18.180 No but they really want this

01:43:19.360 To happen

01:43:19.580 No one's watching this

01:43:20.620 Okay is it on me

01:43:22.460 Wait wait wait wait wait

01:43:23.840 He's got a notification

01:43:24.860 I was gonna say

01:43:25.380 Gotta get rid of the notification

01:43:26.520 You ready

01:43:26.840 Wait turn your head

01:43:27.780 A little bit towards me

01:43:29.540 Yeah there you go

01:43:30.480 Okay

01:43:31.020 Just leave it there for a second

01:43:35.840 Somebody screenshot

01:43:36.520 Okay bye bye bye

01:43:37.720 Read this story

01:43:38.700 Don't do that

01:43:39.580 Read it like my grandma

01:43:40.620 Leave it up there

01:43:41.260 Just for this next couple lines

01:43:42.460 Real quick

01:43:42.840 Okay

01:43:43.200 Put it back on him

01:43:45.040 He's gonna read it like my grandma

01:43:45.940 Don't do a black cent 1.00

01:43:48.500 Our cousins live behind us

01:43:52.920 And we played the normal Lincoln Logs

01:43:54.640 Hot Wheels and such

01:43:55.520 But we also have to round

01:43:57.220 With a Ouija board

01:43:58.280 Oh this explains a lot

01:44:00.900 This explains why he's

01:44:02.440 We read the letters

01:44:03.600 In the clear lens

01:44:04.580 Not by the pointy end

01:44:06.500 During this time frame

01:44:08.040 My cousin and I were

01:44:09.440 Walking from side

01:44:11.140 From the side of his house

01:44:12.920 To the backyard

01:44:14.260 We saw our Aunt Betty

01:44:16.300 A family friend

01:44:18.940 On a swing set

01:44:19.920 As we walked toward her

01:44:21.540 She disappeared

01:44:22.580 The next day we told our parents

01:44:25.760 And they started looking shocked

01:44:27.040 And at each other

01:44:28.460 They finally told us

01:44:29.780 That Aunt Betty

01:44:30.440 Had been dead for 30 years

01:44:33.180 No had been

01:44:34.040 What's the word you use

01:44:35.020 When you don't say the thing

01:44:35.900 You're not supposed to say

01:44:36.600 If somebody does

01:44:37.300 Self deleted

01:44:38.280 Yeah

01:44:38.780 Oh you can't say

01:44:39.840 They finally told us

01:44:40.920 That Aunt Betty

01:44:41.640 Was self deleted

01:44:43.860 The day before

01:44:44.980 By putting a plastic bag

01:44:47.300 On her head

01:44:47.900 Damn

01:44:48.600 That sucks

01:44:50.160 That's a crazy way

01:44:51.420 That's a way

01:44:52.040 Hang on man

01:44:52.940 Hang on

01:44:53.400 That's not a

01:44:54.040 That's not a self deletion

01:44:55.460 That's a great point

01:44:56.640 That's a little sketchy

01:44:57.460 That's like a self

01:44:59.360 Torture

01:45:00.180 As you go out

01:45:01.180 I would be like

01:45:03.360 I don't know

01:45:05.740 The older generation

01:45:06.660 Lied to the kids a lot

01:45:08.100 They just lied

01:45:08.960 Just for no reason

01:45:10.100 They would lie

01:45:10.620 That's a weird lie though

01:45:11.600 I know

01:45:12.220 But they're like that

01:45:13.000 That older generation 0.96

01:45:14.100 Just lies

01:45:14.800 Just like

01:45:15.420 If it would be so easy

01:45:17.000 To say the truth

01:45:17.740 They would make it

01:45:18.600 Way harder

01:45:19.100 And say a lie

01:45:19.680 So do you think

01:45:20.240 She was potentially

01:45:21.160 Blapped 1.00

01:45:21.640 Like they said

01:45:22.440 Otherwise

01:45:22.960 She self-blapped 0.50

01:45:23.680 I just got a memory

01:45:24.440 When I was younger

01:45:26.120 I used to put it

01:45:26.820 I used to

01:45:27.320 Like every once in a row

01:45:28.120 I would put a plastic bag

01:45:29.260 On top of my head

01:45:29.920 Just in case

01:45:30.740 No

01:45:31.200 I don't think anybody's shocked here

01:45:32.660 On the off chance

01:45:33.400 That like I got kidnapped

01:45:34.220 Or something

01:45:34.720 And someone tried to like

01:45:35.940 Yeah

01:45:36.240 I could get myself out

01:45:37.620 I used to put duct tape

01:45:38.640 Over my mouth

01:45:39.180 And then I'd be like

01:45:39.620 I could eat it

01:45:40.180 And I would eat it

01:45:41.360 I would also

01:45:42.260 I also used to put

01:45:43.360 Like veggie straws

01:45:44.420 Like the chips

01:45:44.980 In my mouth

01:45:45.260 And I would try

01:45:46.340 And breathe out of it

01:45:47.180 Because I was like

01:45:48.060 If I ever get kidnapped

01:45:48.960 They're going to try

01:45:49.560 And make me breathe

01:45:50.140 Out of a veggie straw

01:45:50.860 And I need to know

01:45:52.280 How to do this

01:45:53.040 Well they dissolve

01:45:53.760 In your mouth

01:45:54.380 I mean the bar is low

01:45:55.400 Yeah

01:45:55.620 And then guess what

01:45:56.880 It dissolved three seconds later

01:45:58.280 In my mouth

01:45:58.540 The bar is low

01:45:59.120 Here at the standard

01:46:00.140 Coffee shopping casino

01:46:01.200 Real low

01:46:01.980 So yeah

01:46:03.260 Mason's great dude

01:46:04.540 I'm the favorite

01:46:05.200 No this is not low

01:46:06.360 She's great

01:46:07.200 Before you get hired

01:46:08.440 He's like

01:46:08.700 Can you escape this plastic

01:46:09.740 Smell these salts

01:46:10.900 Can you breathe out of

01:46:12.620 A veggie straw

01:46:13.240 Grab that bag off the shelf

01:46:15.740 Breathe out of those throws

01:46:16.640 Alright so

01:46:17.820 You're hired

01:46:19.560 So one thing we know

01:46:20.780 Is that Aunt Betty's deceased

01:46:22.380 But what we don't know

01:46:23.600 Is exactly how it went down

01:46:25.080 He's seen her

01:46:25.940 Him and his brothers

01:46:27.980 He's seen her

01:46:29.000 I feel like

01:46:29.260 When you're reading this

01:46:30.500 I just feel like

01:46:31.040 It's black and white

01:46:31.980 Like from the 20s

01:46:32.880 I don't know how old Chuck is

01:46:33.860 But I think he's

01:46:34.400 I think Chuck is a vampire

01:46:35.500 No

01:46:36.460 He does kind of have vibes

01:46:37.900 Of like he's been around

01:46:38.740 The planet for a long time

01:46:40.020 Is that what you're saying

01:46:40.860 Yeah

01:46:41.060 That's what I mean

01:46:41.660 Yeah no

01:46:42.140 Not a vampire

01:46:42.960 How cool would it be

01:46:43.940 If a vampire

01:46:44.600 Like an ancient entity

01:46:45.760 Was like listening to our show

01:46:47.240 And it was like

01:46:47.660 Damn

01:46:48.080 Is it Nosferatu

01:46:49.800 Is it Nosferatu

01:46:50.940 When he texted me

01:46:52.440 He goes

01:46:52.920 Young man

01:46:54.000 Nosferatu

01:46:54.700 Why aren't you

01:46:55.680 No no he said

01:46:56.300 Bleh

01:46:57.060 No because Chuck is a hustler

01:46:58.700 Bro the dude's like

01:46:59.400 A grimy hard working man

01:47:00.720 He's looking at two guys

01:47:01.700 Who just like screw around

01:47:02.760 And play games

01:47:03.300 And talk all day

01:47:04.120 And like

01:47:04.540 He's like hey

01:47:05.160 Why aren't you doing something

01:47:06.060 This is very serious work in here

01:47:07.540 What are you talking about

01:47:08.880 I think so

01:47:09.500 Do you think she looks like

01:47:10.280 Somebody said she looks like

01:47:11.140 Aunt Jemima

01:47:11.640 But Chuck does have

01:47:13.060 Chuck does have like

01:47:14.860 Been on the planet

01:47:15.620 Like a long time vibes

01:47:17.480 Like walking

01:47:18.040 Walking the earth

01:47:18.860 Yeah

01:47:19.140 He'd just be walking around

01:47:20.640 Dusty

01:47:21.900 And he's like

01:47:22.340 That's a vampire kind of move

01:47:23.820 To just be in Guam

01:47:24.780 Dude he

01:47:26.340 Not just Guam

01:47:27.240 Dude the guy's been in like

01:47:28.240 Tons of countries man

01:47:29.480 Like tons of countries

01:47:30.980 What is he doing there

01:47:32.300 Military stuff

01:47:33.280 He was connected with

01:47:34.660 Like building

01:47:35.420 Really rad compounds

01:47:37.140 Like crazy stuff bro

01:47:38.560 Sucking blood

01:47:39.420 He manages like

01:47:39.860 Thousands of people

01:47:40.560 The dude's rad

01:47:41.240 He's like

01:47:41.640 He's got a really legit story

01:47:42.740 Chuck we need a

01:47:43.360 What's your body count

01:47:44.320 We need a handler

01:47:45.140 Not like

01:47:45.620 Chuck

01:47:46.260 How many people did he kill me

01:47:48.280 How many people did he kill me

01:47:49.360 Can he come to Bohemian Grove

01:47:50.320 Can we

01:47:51.960 Can we

01:47:52.520 Can we

01:47:53.820 Can we get Chuck

01:47:54.180 Why are you asking

01:47:55.200 Body count for

01:47:56.140 That's inappropriate

01:47:56.760 How many people did he kill

01:47:58.300 He seems like a guy

01:47:59.140 That killed somebody

01:48:00.100 Okay wait

01:48:00.640 No can we get Chuck

01:48:01.520 To Bohemian Grove

01:48:02.320 Hell yeah we can

01:48:03.280 Do we feel safe

01:48:04.240 Do we feel safe

01:48:05.180 With Chuck

01:48:05.560 Safer

01:48:06.160 Dude's marines

01:48:07.400 Yeah

01:48:07.740 No he's like

01:48:08.360 Legit military

01:48:09.420 I feel like he doesn't like me

01:48:11.580 He loves you

01:48:12.660 You're unlikable

01:48:13.180 He loves you guys dude

01:48:14.460 I feel like he likes me

01:48:15.580 I feel like he likes David

01:48:16.620 No

01:48:16.960 I feel like Frank likes David too

01:48:18.920 Well that's

01:48:19.880 Well you don't talk to Frank

01:48:21.220 Yeah Frank's the man

01:48:22.260 I'm very busy

01:48:23.220 Oh he's so nice

01:48:24.180 Yeah the raven

01:48:25.040 No it's different

01:48:26.020 Like top still is like

01:48:27.260 Comes in

01:48:27.760 And he does that smile

01:48:28.600 Where he goes

01:48:28.880 Hello

01:48:30.280 He kind of does like

01:48:31.140 One hand like this

01:48:31.800 He goes

01:48:31.960 He does that to me

01:48:33.020 Dude the raven

01:48:33.720 It doesn't matter who you are

01:48:34.920 He's like running to you

01:48:36.260 To talk to you

01:48:36.880 That's not true

01:48:37.420 Yeah running to you

01:48:38.400 To talk to you

01:48:38.760 Hey that's so nice

01:48:39.800 Your son opened the door for you

01:48:41.000 That's so pleasant

01:48:41.820 Hey way to go

01:48:42.760 Like he's just running to everybody

01:48:44.280 To talk to him

01:48:44.700 Yeah

01:48:44.880 Earlier you said

01:48:46.460 Did you tell that story

01:48:46.800 I don't know if I told this story

01:48:48.320 But somebody's up at the counter

01:48:50.340 Lovely lady up at the counter 1.00

01:48:51.780 And she goes

01:48:52.180 I'm very much into the Pleiadians

01:48:54.200 And Jesus being an ascended master

01:48:56.700 And the galactic federation of light

01:48:58.960 And then Matt goes

01:49:00.500 You should go and talk to the raven

01:49:02.160 And then she comes back here

01:49:04.080 And she goes

01:49:04.800 Yeah

01:49:05.400 I believe he's an ascended master

01:49:06.860 It's not something that I go around preaching

01:49:08.400 But it's something that I suspect

01:49:09.460 I thought you were going to set her straight 1.00

01:49:10.940 Like she said that to me

01:49:11.940 How am I going to set her straight

01:49:12.960 And I was like

01:49:13.400 Wait are you talking about

01:49:14.200 Like the Pleiadian thing

01:49:15.240 And she's like

01:49:15.640 Yep

01:49:15.900 Yeah she's like 0.99

01:49:16.420 Big enough

01:49:16.760 She's like

01:49:17.180 You know what she said

01:49:17.720 Oh yeah we don't believe that

01:49:18.880 But you should go talk to the raven

01:49:21.260 He's getting ready to go live

01:49:22.340 Like you guys would totally

01:49:23.300 Like hit it off

01:49:23.940 We're all taking different things

01:49:25.080 From Matt

01:49:25.460 So David has taken

01:49:26.600 Matt's extroversion

01:49:28.120 I've taken Matt's

01:49:29.400 Extroversion

01:49:29.720 What is extroversion

01:49:30.700 Extrovert

01:49:31.240 Yeah you're an extrovert

01:49:32.500 Extroversion

01:49:34.260 Talking to people

01:49:35.120 Yes

01:49:35.620 That's what that means

01:49:36.180 Yeah dude

01:49:36.560 Those are modern words

01:49:37.720 Those aren't real words dude

01:49:38.980 Extrovert

01:49:40.140 Oh you talk to people

01:49:41.300 Yeah

01:49:41.960 Yeah you're an extrovert

01:49:43.260 It's weird

01:49:43.700 No that's not

01:49:45.000 That doesn't mean anything

01:49:45.960 I am so gassy

01:49:47.400 And I'm hoping it all

01:49:48.060 So he just changed his nature

01:49:49.760 Within a couple weeks

01:49:50.600 He used to be a

01:49:51.680 He's a chameleon

01:49:52.480 An introvert

01:49:53.280 He was an introvert

01:49:54.200 And now he's an extrovert

01:49:54.880 I'd be code switching

01:49:55.880 So clearly that's not a thing

01:49:57.420 I'm an introvert

01:49:57.980 That's like ADD

01:49:58.980 I've taken your

01:50:00.240 What's the word

01:50:01.440 Happiness

01:50:02.000 No your trolling

01:50:03.080 Happiness

01:50:03.560 Social skills

01:50:04.460 No no

01:50:04.900 Positive outlook

01:50:05.880 Squirrel like

01:50:06.500 No

01:50:06.780 Yes you have a more positive outlook

01:50:08.720 Since the day I met you

01:50:09.560 I've taken Matt's

01:50:10.260 This is serious

01:50:11.460 Put the grandma down 1.00

01:50:12.400 Don't tell me

01:50:13.520 What to do with my grandma

01:50:14.200 Outlook now

01:50:14.940 I've taken Matt's ability

01:50:16.180 To assess a situation

01:50:19.380 And then find out

01:50:20.720 How it could be

01:50:21.360 The most awkward

01:50:22.080 And then make it that way

01:50:23.120 Wait what

01:50:23.740 I love doing that

01:50:24.580 No I did not see where that was going

01:50:25.980 That's not where I thought that was going

01:50:27.160 I love making people uncomfortable

01:50:28.540 Yeah

01:50:28.900 You want to know how I did it today

01:50:30.700 No I thought you were like gonna say

01:50:32.420 Oh make things like a more positive outlook

01:50:34.540 And things you know

01:50:35.460 Always looking on the bright side

01:50:36.820 Hey top the Zorro girls here today 1.00

01:50:38.580 Oh yeah

01:50:39.300 She was cool though

01:50:40.660 Send her to the back right now 1.00

01:50:41.680 I respect that

01:50:42.380 Okay I see what you're saying

01:50:43.300 Right this second

01:50:44.020 Yes

01:50:44.500 And then you're liking

01:50:45.720 Uncomfortable situations now

01:50:47.420 That's good

01:50:47.940 Yeah

01:50:48.140 You want to be in

01:50:48.760 Uncomfortable situations

01:50:49.900 You don't just want to be somebody

01:50:50.920 That's like just comfortable

01:50:51.880 All the time

01:50:52.820 Only does what they like

01:50:54.600 Only like sit around

01:50:55.680 And do what's comfortable

01:50:56.460 Put the grandma down dude 1.00

01:50:58.640 Put my grandma down dude 1.00

01:50:58.660 People are losing brains

01:50:59.860 Put your grandma down 0.51

01:51:01.140 Alright listen

01:51:01.800 We got to wrap it up though

01:51:02.840 So we got to read about Chuck

01:51:03.980 Okay

01:51:04.400 Can you finish Chuck's story

01:51:05.240 The next day we told our parents

01:51:06.000 You know that we had seen Betty

01:51:08.600 On the swing set

01:51:09.940 They looked at each other shocked

01:51:11.680 And they told us Aunt Betty

01:51:12.760 Was no longer with us

01:51:13.920 On another email

01:51:15.420 I think I will share my testimony

01:51:16.800 If we are lucky

01:51:18.000 You might get more testimonies

01:51:19.700 When I'm ready

01:51:20.820 I will send that

01:51:21.720 It is long

01:51:22.700 Hell yeah

01:51:23.740 I love you guys

01:51:24.640 I love you Chuck

01:51:25.680 Especially top

01:51:26.140 That's not what he said

01:51:27.160 He said especially

01:51:27.760 He didn't say

01:51:28.980 Did he say for me

01:51:30.160 He said it for me

01:51:31.580 Look how happy you are

01:51:32.460 He left me

01:51:33.220 He didn't leave you a voice memo

01:51:34.660 He left me a voice memo

01:51:35.620 Well he's been messaging me

01:51:36.780 Incessantly all weekend

01:51:37.820 Telling me I'm not doing enough work

01:51:39.280 Incessantly

01:51:39.900 Incessantly

01:51:41.020 That's it

01:51:41.360 These guys are

01:51:42.320 They don't know words

01:51:43.420 You just gotta talk to people all day

01:51:44.920 You have a different vocabulary

01:51:46.180 Than most bro

01:51:47.000 It's not necessarily

01:51:48.180 Bigger or smaller

01:51:49.020 It's just different than most

01:51:50.060 I knew what it meant

01:51:50.600 You know what it meant

01:51:51.400 My mom's an English teacher though

01:51:52.620 I was gonna say like

01:51:53.540 Give me a pound

01:51:53.980 But I'm scared

01:51:54.540 That you're gonna get hurt

01:51:55.340 No

01:51:55.640 No

01:51:56.260 No

01:51:56.380 Fist bump

01:51:57.720 Alright so we're out of here

01:51:58.800 We're out of here

01:51:59.740 We're not talking anymore

01:52:00.920 Fist bump

01:52:01.580 I think we're done

01:52:02.620 Fist bump

01:52:03.280 Fist bump

01:52:03.600 There's no more like crazy stories

01:52:05.220 Is there anything that's like

01:52:06.160 Fist bump

01:52:06.220 Fist bump

01:52:06.640 Fist bump

01:52:06.940 We gotta go

01:52:08.580 Fist bump

01:52:08.940 If you want them

01:52:09.380 Peace happen

01:52:09.880 Peace rise up

01:52:10.200 Let's go

01:52:11.300 Peace rise up

01:52:11.880 Peace rise up

01:52:12.440 Peace rise up

01:52:13.720 Peace rise up

01:52:14.420 Peace rise up

01:52:14.700 Peace rise up

01:52:15.440 Let's go

01:52:16.340 Peace rise up

01:52:17.600 Peace rise up

01:52:18.440 Peace rise up

01:52:20.040 Peace rise up

01:52:21.180 Peace rise up

01:52:21.900 rebels

01:52:22.060 Peace rise up

01:52:22.480 Peace rise up

01:52:23.080 Peace rise up

01:52:23.420 Peace rise up

01:52:24.220 Peace rise up

01:52:25.860 Thank you.

Nephilim Death Squad - November 21, 2025

Chuckkk! ｜ NDS Chronicles

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