Nephilim Death Squad - Elijah Wanted to Die ｜ NDS Bible Study w Mattt Hepner

00:00:00.000 So, I'm in the Top Lops of Productions.

00:00:30.000 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Nephilim Death Squad.

00:00:42.200 Which camera am I looking at?

00:00:43.500 I am David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.

00:00:46.500 That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.

00:00:48.920 And that's Matt with three Ts.

00:00:50.940 Say hi, Matt.

00:00:51.980 Hey, Matt.

00:00:52.840 Hey, Matt.

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00:01:20.220 What was that noise that I just heard through the headphones?

00:01:21.960 Did anybody else hear that?

00:01:22.960 Yeah, that was just Matt expressing a sigh.

00:01:25.240 Was that what it was?

00:01:25.880 He was like, oh, I did not sigh, dude.

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00:01:35.760 Bro, that's the picture?

00:01:36.900 That's the picture, dude.

00:01:38.200 Unbelievable.

00:01:38.700 That's great.

00:01:39.180 Every time he comes on, we do something disrespectful to him.

00:01:41.480 Last time he was a wigger.

00:01:42.280 This time he's my grandma.

00:01:43.000 No, you do something disrespectful.

00:01:45.020 And then I get accused of being disrespectful to the Raven.

00:01:47.540 I love that.

00:01:47.980 I do love that, and you are disrespectful to me.

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00:02:02.520 Which we are going to be doing here at the Standard Coffee Shop first Friday and Saturday of March.

00:02:09.080 Who gave you the green light on that, dude?

00:02:10.880 It's going to be here?

00:02:11.560 Where have you been?

00:02:12.260 Jess said it was fine.

00:02:13.380 That's right.

00:02:13.780 We talked to Jess.

00:02:14.400 She makes all the calls, and it's probably for the better because she's got great discernment and excellent at decision-making.

00:02:21.300 Especially when she said, be careful with these guys.

00:02:23.080 She didn't say that at all.

00:02:24.440 So, you know, it's going to be a good time.

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00:02:39.880 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:02:40.480 What was the first thing you just buzzed right through?

00:02:42.260 What are those?

00:02:42.700 Oh, you can buy artwork?

00:02:43.800 Yeah, this is just like-

00:02:44.500 No, those are t-shirts, man.

00:02:45.240 T-shirts?

00:02:46.060 What?

00:02:46.540 Don't act surprised.

00:02:47.880 Don't patronize the people.

00:02:48.940 Can't you see the wrinkles?

00:02:50.640 Yeah, you could buy the Tish Bite t-shirt.

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00:02:56.940 The exclusive Daniel 2 statue blowing up.

00:02:59.640 Some straight Bible merch, which if you guys are actual fans, you would have been part of the Patreon.

00:03:03.140 Seen that a couple minutes ago.

00:03:04.500 That's right.

00:03:04.880 It was a fire episode.

00:03:05.620 It was a good episode.

00:03:06.740 And then your regular standard logo.

00:03:08.460 I didn't watch any of it.

00:03:09.900 I was up front actually talking to-

00:03:11.400 Shout out to Jason.

00:03:11.960 And I wanted to talk about this briefly before we get into Kings and the story of Elijah.

00:03:16.600 We're not done with the sponsors yet, bro.

00:03:18.400 Oh, we have more sponsors?

00:03:19.180 This guy loves sponsors now.

00:03:19.720 Can we scroll down?

00:03:20.560 No, I do love this right here, bro.

00:03:21.740 I remember he was like, I don't like the sponsors.

00:03:23.100 There we go.

00:03:23.760 Let's go.

00:03:24.040 No, one thing that's big to me is when the people say in the chat or they call and say, hey, how do I get standard coffee?

00:03:30.180 Boom, it's right there.

00:03:30.960 The milk and honey coffee link, that's exactly the coffee that we serve in the shop.

00:03:35.220 You go right to the link, you buy coffee exactly where we buy coffee from, and then you're supporting us in the process.

00:03:40.320 Coconut water tastes like ice cream, so I've heard.

00:03:42.680 Honestly, you had one yesterday.

00:03:44.620 What do you mean, so you heard?

00:03:45.520 It was delicious.

00:03:45.860 No, I do have to say that the coconut water is awesome.

00:03:48.300 I talked about this the other day.

00:03:49.320 Coconut water typically tastes like an old man's saliva, but that is not the case with this.

00:03:54.580 I was forced to try it begrudgingly, and then when I did, I was like, damn, this actually slaps.

00:03:58.760 It's the best electrolytes you'll ever drink, too.

00:04:01.060 No ingredients.

00:04:01.760 It's just coconut water.

00:04:02.880 Then we got the Ellis popcorn, which is just cool, man.

00:04:05.360 It's just like cool popcorn.

00:04:06.420 Didn't we just read about making merchandise of our...

00:04:10.060 Oh, yeah, that's right.

00:04:10.920 We're not making merchandise of people.

00:04:12.280 We're allowing them to buy merchandise.

00:04:14.180 Shout out, fellow...

00:04:14.760 We're not making merchandise of them.

00:04:16.540 They're buying merchandise.

00:04:17.940 How could we make merchandise of them?

00:04:19.980 Ask them for money for nothing else in return.

00:04:22.380 Oh.

00:04:22.840 Saying, just give me money for nothing in return.

00:04:24.840 We could sell them into slavery.

00:04:27.660 What?

00:04:28.300 Our listeners.

00:04:28.820 Okay, but this is the big one.

00:04:30.160 This is the big one.

00:04:31.640 Let's look at the last one.

00:04:32.640 What's the last one?

00:04:33.680 It's my cousin's energy drink line, bro.

00:04:36.020 That crushes.

00:04:36.620 Look at this, dude.

00:04:37.360 Weld.

00:04:37.720 It's the first drink to combine 18 grams of protein with 200 milligrams of caffeine.

00:04:41.820 Protein and energy welded together.

00:04:44.260 Welding.

00:04:44.620 These are my cousins, man.

00:04:45.880 If you want to support us, go support them.

00:04:48.540 I'd love that.

00:04:49.240 That would be like this great thing.

00:04:50.060 Launching January 1st.

00:04:51.240 You can pre-order.

00:04:52.040 Pre-order now.

00:04:52.960 They're $3 a piece.

00:04:54.280 They will never be that price again.

00:04:55.840 Do you need protein?

00:04:56.580 So just go get those.

00:04:57.800 Do you need energy?

00:04:59.240 Do you need to drink it?

00:05:01.740 They got you covered.

00:05:02.840 Those are my buddies, man.

00:05:04.040 Blow up their website and buy stuff from them.

00:05:06.220 It would be much appreciated.

00:05:07.260 These guys are cool, man.

00:05:08.780 And we were talking with them a little bit yesterday.

00:05:11.140 His cousin's 20, 22?

00:05:12.780 And he's got his own business?

00:05:14.200 And he's doing this kind of stuff?

00:05:15.320 Crushing.

00:05:15.720 He's making bottled drinks.

00:05:17.060 I mean, at 22, what was I doing?

00:05:19.320 I was blabbing.

00:05:20.120 No, and then his brother's a year younger, and he's doing it too, bro.

00:05:23.200 It's Chuck and Ernie, and they're crushing the game.

00:05:25.660 When they killed your cousin.

00:05:27.160 Chuck and Ernie.

00:05:27.940 They really missed the opportunity to brand themselves as, like, puppets.

00:05:31.780 Oh, yeah.

00:05:32.220 Well, they're dating over.

00:05:33.220 They're dating over.

00:05:33.920 They're young.

00:05:34.460 They're very young.

00:05:35.120 They're very intelligent.

00:05:36.360 They're strong.

00:05:37.640 They got nice girlfriends.

00:05:39.060 These dudes are just good dudes, bro.

00:05:40.520 They have a great dad.

00:05:41.280 Their dad is my cousin.

00:05:42.200 They know how to weld?

00:05:42.980 He's a great dude.

00:05:43.340 He's a great dude, and we're tight with him.

00:05:44.800 Can't weld.

00:05:45.740 Can't weld, actually.

00:05:46.920 Not at all.

00:05:47.360 All right, so.

00:05:48.120 That's okay.

00:05:48.840 Listen, they're young.

00:05:50.160 They'll figure it out.

00:05:50.880 They'll figure it out.

00:05:51.440 But, no, seriously, thank you for the support, everybody, for, like,

00:05:53.960 buying stuff through the sponsors or, like, calling in the shop

00:05:57.140 or people are sending checks in the mail now or, like, whatever.

00:06:00.440 We're not asking for that, but people are doing that,

00:06:02.560 and we're grateful for that.

00:06:03.660 And I want to say Hicks got all twisted up in the game.

00:06:06.960 He called yesterday, and he feels bad because.

00:06:09.900 He likes me more than he likes you, and now you're offended.

00:06:11.920 Don't stop it over there.

00:06:13.140 So Hicks called in yesterday, and then he feels bad

00:06:15.960 because he feels like he wasted time, and it was a busy hour

00:06:18.660 for the coffee shop, and it got everybody all twisted up.

00:06:21.040 You didn't get everybody all twisted up.

00:06:22.880 We told you to call, Hicks, and it was funny,

00:06:25.260 and I'm glad that you did call, and I don't want you to feel bad.

00:06:28.320 You don't have to apologize.

00:06:30.020 Shout out to Hicks.

00:06:30.820 You've been a watcher and a supporter for a really long time.

00:06:33.400 No reason to feel bad.

00:06:34.840 We just did a whole, like, sermon on, like, doing what you're told

00:06:37.580 or, like, just following orders, the Nuremberg thing.

00:06:40.540 I mean, there's strict penalties for just following orders, so shame on you.

00:06:44.000 Oh, there he goes.

00:06:44.800 I love everybody but the Talmud's Jews.

00:06:47.140 Oh, we talked about that.

00:06:48.800 I'm not getting into that.

00:06:49.880 I'm not getting into that.

00:06:50.620 But here's the funny story.

00:06:52.020 So I get a text from OBS this morning, and it's a picture of this note on the fridge.

00:06:57.220 That's where we write notes in the shop is on the fridge.

00:06:59.460 It says, call Hicks.

00:07:00.660 He wants to apologize.

00:07:01.880 That's hilarious.

00:07:02.900 Yeah, he sent us a message, and I was like, dude, don't apologize.

00:07:05.700 It was wrong for us.

00:07:06.180 So I called him, and he told me that.

00:07:08.240 I was like, wait, wait, wait.

00:07:09.140 The boys told you to do that?

00:07:10.440 Yeah, we did.

00:07:10.780 I was like, these guys, dude.

00:07:12.140 It was fun.

00:07:12.780 I had a lot of fun.

00:07:13.020 No, that's not fun.

00:07:14.160 Like, some people have real jobs.

00:07:15.540 Like, you guys just play playtime all day and don't understand that some people have real jobs.

00:07:19.440 Well, do it again.

00:07:20.440 Yeah, I mean, listen.

00:07:21.420 He was making, in his defense, six million gallons of coffee.

00:07:24.380 But what a good dude that he even had a heart to say, hey, I'm sorry.

00:07:27.380 I said, bro, bro, don't worry about it.

00:07:28.560 Like, that's hilarious.

00:07:29.220 No, it's a sign of weakness.

00:07:30.460 Well, Queen Flatina says, shout out to Hicks for obeying and complying.

00:07:34.960 Also, I want to bring up a really quick premise.

00:07:38.340 I was talking to Jason out front.

00:07:40.060 Shout out to Jason.

00:07:41.040 He found us through the telepathy tapes, and I asked him, did you listen to the episode we did with Joe and Franco recently?

00:07:45.200 You look handsome.

00:07:46.300 Thank you.

00:07:46.620 That's very nice of you.

00:07:47.240 It's his hair, dude.

00:07:48.060 We have this book over here.

00:07:49.220 He's got that new product.

00:07:49.560 He looks like Gavin Newsom.

00:07:50.480 Can you show the book?

00:07:51.980 It's right over by your head there.

00:07:53.700 Decoding Cody.

00:07:54.400 So some of you guys may have caught the Joe and Franco episode.

00:07:57.440 He worked on the telepathy tapes.

00:07:59.100 He's a pastor.

00:08:00.260 And long story short, there was a big omission, and that omission was these kids interacting with Jesus Christ.

00:08:05.300 Something really fascinating that Jason brought to my attention.

00:08:07.660 I said, Jay, did you see that episode?

00:08:09.640 He goes, yeah, dude.

00:08:10.480 It's kind of weird that they're, you know, the autistic kids are saying they're interacting with Jesus, and Jesus is sending them on, like, secret missions.

00:08:18.160 And they're not allowed to.

00:08:19.820 Honestly, sounds dope.

00:08:21.280 It does sound really cool and super fun.

00:08:22.900 Secret agent Jesus.

00:08:23.980 Not biblical.

00:08:24.320 Your boss is Jesus?

00:08:25.420 Look, he's looking in the Bible.

00:08:26.680 He says, this is not biblical.

00:08:27.200 I don't think this is biblical, but.

00:08:28.400 No, are we in chapter 21 today?

00:08:30.720 Chapter 20.

00:08:31.320 We finished 20.

00:08:32.400 Can I finish this?

00:08:34.020 Unbelievable.

00:08:34.720 No, go ahead.

00:08:35.900 I know he feels guilty about it now, so I'm going to make him feel worse.

00:08:39.120 So basically what he says, he's like, I'm in the book of Acts, and Paul is told.

00:08:43.760 What's wrong with these people?

00:08:44.960 I don't want to see the chat from what my baby mama.

00:08:47.540 Why does she say the craziest stuff?

00:08:49.140 That's amazing.

00:08:49.480 Wait, no, somebody actually emailed us a great idea for a shirt with Matt.

00:08:54.140 So, like, I have that picture of Matt.

00:08:55.360 No, still reserved at a great idea.

00:08:56.400 It's on the back of, I'm not doing this.

00:08:58.480 It should have playtime.

00:08:59.580 Agreed.

00:09:00.140 Oh, no.

00:09:00.860 I'm not brewing this was a banger from Elohim earlier.

00:09:03.860 I'm not brewing this.

00:09:04.940 I'm not brewing this as a banger.

00:09:06.140 And Matt with a cup of coffee, just angry.

00:09:07.860 Man, that's funny.

00:09:08.980 That's funny.

00:09:09.540 Shout out to Elohim.

00:09:10.360 So, long story short, Paul is called to spread the gospel.

00:09:14.120 And over and over again throughout the Bible, people are called to go and proclaim the name of Jesus, to spread the good news, to spread the gospel.

00:09:21.720 When is anybody in the Bible given a mission and then told, like, don't tell anybody about this shit.

00:09:28.600 Keep it to yourself.

00:09:29.720 And you know when that does happen, and I'm not saying that Joe and Franco is wrong or these autists are doing some spooky crap.

00:09:35.940 I'm just saying where that does come up is alien abductions, all these Pleiadian homos, the Galactic Federation of Homosexuals, will often give you this secret mission to go and carry out, you've been abducted, you've been upgraded for war.

00:09:51.320 It's true.

00:09:51.800 Do you know about the tunnels of Indiana, the caves of Indiana?

00:09:54.640 Yeah.

00:09:54.880 No, but you know it's all about Indiana moons.

00:09:55.920 Yeah, I got a couple homies that live down there.

00:09:57.480 You liar.

00:09:57.920 Really?

00:09:58.360 No, I don't know any of this stuff, like most of any of this stuff.

00:10:01.340 The only reason I was able to tell that chick that I thought she was a Pleiadian was because the Ravens told me about that stuff.

00:10:07.380 Well, tell them about it.

00:10:08.380 Well, there is a very interesting phenomenon.

00:10:11.120 People in southern Indiana, not related, no connection to one another, but all telling the same story.

00:10:16.860 In their dream realm, they're being, I guess, what would you call it, not hired, recruited, recruited by these entities that seem to be Satan himself.

00:10:29.500 Sometimes they identify themselves as Ball, and they want to recruit them in this dream realm.

00:10:34.320 And they're typically underground in the tunnel system when this happens.

00:10:37.440 And this has happened to like six or seven different people that we're aware of, and the majority of them have no idea that each other exists.

00:10:43.460 But it's all taking place in the same place.

00:10:45.620 Meanwhile, there's an extensive cave system that stretches through the Appalachians, heads west, and does pass through southern Indiana into Illinois.

00:10:53.980 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:10:55.400 That's a tunnel system that's that big in America?

00:10:58.480 Yeah, yeah.

00:10:58.760 This is a thing you guys have done a deep dive on before?

00:11:00.920 Yes.

00:11:01.140 Wait, so what about when the people say there's like tunnels under D.C.?

00:11:03.680 Like that's a thing too?

00:11:04.580 Oh, of course there's tunnels under D.C.

00:11:05.840 Yeah.

00:11:06.380 There's tunnels under, shout out to Cheney.

00:11:08.980 She used to tempt me with this thing and then never made good on it.

00:11:11.940 And, you know, we never really pursued it.

00:11:13.760 But she was like, you can, I know where there's tunnels underneath Tampa.

00:11:17.320 Because in the inlets, in the bays, where they would come in and make deliveries, they would, you know, drug run or smuggle liquor when it was during the Prohibition or whatever through these tunnel systems.

00:11:28.020 Or the mob would get whatever they want.

00:11:29.760 That's not just called like the sewer?

00:11:32.500 I mean, it's not as cool when you say it like that.

00:11:34.480 I mean, I prefer tunnel.

00:11:35.920 Cave tunnel system.

00:11:37.420 Tunnel is dope.

00:11:38.160 No, I'm into that too.

00:11:39.000 So all of that just to say that it's interesting because biblically speaking, is there much of a precedent for Jesus interacting with somebody and then being like, don't tell nobody?

00:11:47.740 Well, there is that.

00:11:48.800 Okay, cool.

00:11:49.280 There is that.

00:11:50.740 Well, you just made me shit on these autistic kids.

00:11:52.880 No.

00:11:53.160 No, you did that yourself.

00:11:54.300 No.

00:11:54.640 No, you said is there like where they have like a vision, but then it's like the secret vision.

00:11:59.080 But there is times where he like heals somebody and says, keep this between us.

00:12:02.340 Don't go tell everybody.

00:12:03.060 Don't say shit about it.

00:12:03.580 Yeah, yeah.

00:12:04.200 I mean, because the time is not yet.

00:12:06.120 That's why he's saying it.

00:12:07.040 Sure, sure.

00:12:07.300 Well, that could be.

00:12:08.280 Well, yeah, but also just like, hey, this is the secret bond between me and you.

00:12:11.960 Like, that's kind of cool.

00:12:12.860 You have a secret between you and God.

00:12:14.260 Nobody else knows it.

00:12:15.060 That's kind of rad.

00:12:15.800 I wouldn't say that doesn't apply to today.

00:12:17.480 Why are you holding secrets?

00:12:18.160 But I'm not saying that he would say, go do this mission, but it's a secret mission.

00:12:22.480 Everything in our kingdom is light.

00:12:23.740 Like we were talking about, it's all transparent.

00:12:25.760 It's all, it's referred to as like a kingdom of light compared to a kingdom of darkness.

00:12:28.940 So everything with us is transparent.

00:12:30.760 It's the opposite of the secret.

00:12:32.760 Like secret society.

00:12:33.720 Occulted crap.

00:12:33.920 Yeah.

00:12:34.180 Yeah.

00:12:34.400 Yeah.

00:12:34.600 It's the opposite of that.

00:12:35.940 All right.

00:12:37.000 Well, nevermind.

00:12:37.560 I'm sorry, Joe.

00:12:38.100 No, no, no.

00:12:38.500 I think it's a really intriguing point for you and for you articulated it well.

00:12:42.540 Well, I'm going to go yell at Jason now because he got me all wound up.

00:12:44.720 We're a little suspicious.

00:12:45.140 No, I think it's cool.

00:12:45.780 We're a little suspicious of these autists.

00:12:48.080 Yeah.

00:12:48.740 It's not that.

00:12:49.940 Oh, okay.

00:12:50.380 It is that for me.

00:12:51.360 It's just like, I don't know.

00:12:52.900 There's a lot, like when you're laying this on our plate, you're, you're meeting Jesus.

00:12:56.920 I feel like this should be scrutinized.

00:12:58.960 And then when, yeah, it was like when they said, he saw in 40 that Daniel's prophecy was

00:13:02.460 sealed until a certain time.

00:13:04.140 That's an intriguing thing.

00:13:05.620 Oh, now I just feel like an asshole.

00:13:06.760 No, don't.

00:13:07.500 It's fair for us to talk about it.

00:13:08.940 It's not like you have to come on here and be like, I know everything about everything

00:13:11.200 and all my doctrine is right and all my theology is perfect.

00:13:13.600 That's not what we're doing here.

00:13:14.440 We're like talking about stuff.

00:13:16.000 All right.

00:13:16.780 Thanks, man.

00:13:18.040 So we'll see.

00:13:18.880 There's nobody on the planet with flawless doctrine.

00:13:20.940 I think there was a guy yesterday that said, uh, Matt's very cocky and thinks that all

00:13:24.420 his doctrine is right.

00:13:25.420 He said, I don't like that.

00:13:26.460 That's true.

00:13:27.020 And while, and I respect that statement, I think that's a very good that he addressed

00:13:30.880 that and pointed that out on me because it can't be right.

00:13:33.640 I can't have flawless doctrine because I don't think anybody on the planet has flawless

00:13:36.920 doctrine.

00:13:37.780 Do you see what I'm saying?

00:13:38.480 So I must be right, wrong about some of these things, but I take them through the scripture

00:13:43.700 and point out scripture by scripture, why I believe a certain thing or why I look at

00:13:47.480 things a certain way, but I don't think anybody on the planet has flawless doctrine.

00:13:50.960 So I just try to always keep that mind is like whoever I'm engaging with.

00:13:54.320 I think you can run into this thing where you think of a guy's right about one thing.

00:13:57.040 He must be right about all things, or this is like a trustworthy dude.

00:14:00.040 So he must be right about all things.

00:14:01.680 I don't think so, bro.

00:14:02.740 I don't think anybody had flawless doctrine.

00:14:04.680 That's why when you read these guys from time past and they're so rad and they have such

00:14:08.740 cool stuff, but if you're being honest, you're like reading and then you're like, uh,

00:14:12.660 I don't know some of this stuff I don't agree with and you have to be able to do that.

00:14:16.440 So if somebody sees something I'm saying, it's probably in regards to Israel, because

00:14:19.740 I'm out of Israel yesterday and he's like, he's being cocky and thinks he's right about

00:14:22.660 everything.

00:14:23.280 That's a, that's a fair, um, observance of me.

00:14:26.940 And I should be mindful of that.

00:14:27.960 I shouldn't act like I know everything or what were you saying to Scarlet?

00:14:32.120 I mean, uh, to Sparrow bear, Sparrow nose bear.

00:14:34.260 We were just talking about the triune nature of God.

00:14:36.760 That's an interesting topic because that one is kind of, uh, confusing to me.

00:14:40.820 It seems to be confusing to everybody.

00:14:42.560 And it seems to be that we're, we're grappling with the, trying to understand the creator

00:14:47.040 of the universe who exists outside of this physical realm exists in a spiritual realm.

00:14:51.820 And, and, you know, it's like, it's a complicated thing to be one thing and three things at the

00:14:57.500 same time.

00:14:58.100 What did you say to her?

00:14:58.940 Cause I thought that was really great.

00:15:00.140 I just always bring up the point that, um, we don't, we've talked about this before,

00:15:04.560 so not to be repetitive, but like we only understand a human being being one person or an angelic

00:15:10.440 being one person, like, uh, the angelic being Michael, that's one person, right?

00:15:15.120 Somehow the God being is three persons.

00:15:17.280 Like that's how the Bible describes it.

00:15:19.340 So for us to try to add to that or articulate that can be a little tough.

00:15:24.080 Right.

00:15:24.220 But she said, is that necessary for salvation?

00:15:26.080 And what did you, you gave her some scripture that I was like, damn, that's a great answer.

00:15:29.520 Well, no, I just brought up the Romans 10, nine that it says, uh, if you confess with

00:15:34.080 your mouth, the Lord Jesus, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead,

00:15:37.780 you shall be saved.

00:15:38.720 So in a certain sense, yeah.

00:15:40.140 Like the triune nature of God is a part of salvation.

00:15:44.540 You must believe that God has raised Jesus from the dead.

00:15:46.920 He didn't raise himself.

00:15:47.940 So in this weird way, like, yeah, you, you do kind of have to understand the triune nature

00:15:52.620 of God.

00:15:53.140 But I think that that's a, that's a good answer.

00:15:55.640 I mean, do I have to understand it?

00:15:58.000 But me and her are not like, oh, I'm saying this, you're saying that.

00:16:01.780 Well, yeah, you're in a theological battle.

00:16:03.240 She's saying one thing she said, you're saying you're wrong.

00:16:05.480 No, no, no, no, we're definitely not doing that.

00:16:08.560 No, Sparrow Bear is very sweet.

00:16:10.240 Yeah, very cordial.

00:16:11.320 And just, she's just saying like, Hey, I just want to get to the bottom of this.

00:16:13.640 And I'm just saying like, yeah, me too.

00:16:15.040 Me too.

00:16:15.820 All right.

00:16:16.220 I want to get to the bottom of it too.

00:16:17.220 It's very complicated.

00:16:18.560 Oh, could time travel be it?

00:16:20.340 I think probably.

00:16:21.140 Yeah.

00:16:21.380 I think Scott's right about that.

00:16:22.500 It's a valid question when it comes to the Trinity.

00:16:25.040 What, to what degree does time travel play a role?

00:16:27.240 Oh, you almost confused me, Scott.

00:16:28.380 Well, I see what you're saying that like, okay, well, God was in heaven, but then while

00:16:32.720 Jesus was here, then Jesus leaves, then the Holy Spirit comes.

00:16:35.980 So there's all the same.

00:16:37.060 No, man.

00:16:37.420 Scott's just messing with you because he knows you love time travel.

00:16:39.460 Okay.

00:16:39.900 But no, but it's a valid question.

00:16:41.540 There's still a valid question, but you see in the baptism of Jesus, you see that Jesus

00:16:46.220 is being baptized.

00:16:47.380 Yeah.

00:16:47.660 The Holy Spirit's descending like a dove and the father's speaking in a voice from heaven.

00:16:52.060 So you see the three of them right there.

00:16:53.400 And they are separated in that way.

00:16:56.000 You know, we're speaking, descending, but not.

00:16:59.780 They're all in the same spot.

00:17:01.200 You're right.

00:17:01.560 Did you just belch?

00:17:02.460 No, but I would like to address something from Submask.

00:17:06.460 Can dinosaurs time travel?

00:17:08.340 No.

00:17:08.940 No.

00:17:09.500 Okay.

00:17:09.880 I won't allow it.

00:17:11.140 Why are you even talking about that?

00:17:13.080 But apparently there's unicorns.

00:17:14.540 That's crazy.

00:17:15.240 Yeah.

00:17:15.420 And the Nephilim wrote them into battle.

00:17:16.460 You never read that?

00:17:17.440 Never read that.

00:17:18.040 See, this is like complicated.

00:17:19.720 We did an episode on that.

00:17:21.020 What stuff you know and don't know.

00:17:21.880 It's in the Bible.

00:17:22.680 There's a scripture on it on the Bible.

00:17:22.880 Yeah, we did an episode on it.

00:17:23.980 I don't remember that.

00:17:24.500 Yeah, because they're a symbol of the Antichrist.

00:17:27.480 And remember what I was saying is like, so.

00:17:30.020 Yeah.

00:17:30.860 We did a whole thing.

00:17:31.800 I don't remember shit about it.

00:17:32.700 But I was skeptical because during the height of the LGBTQ movement, you were getting a

00:17:38.320 lot of like unicorns being pushed to kids.

00:17:40.560 Unicorn comes up six times in the Bible.

00:17:42.360 Yeah, bro.

00:17:42.920 You don't, like you never read it, dude.

00:17:44.740 You jump around.

00:17:45.660 That's right.

00:17:46.000 You got to read the Bible in order.

00:17:48.080 You got to read it in context.

00:17:49.360 You got to go through it.

00:17:49.920 Oh, shout out to Def Knot.

00:17:51.000 Look up Dino Riders.

00:17:52.060 Cool old cartoon.

00:17:52.820 Hell yeah, I remember Dino Riders.

00:17:54.460 How many times has Dinosaur come up in the Bible, Matt?

00:17:56.620 Zero.

00:17:58.360 Dragon?

00:17:59.320 Several, man.

00:17:59.920 That's a different thing.

00:18:00.680 Or Fiery Serpent.

00:18:02.040 Yeah.

00:18:02.340 What do you mean, dragon and point like that?

00:18:04.160 Like, yeah, gotcha, dragon.

00:18:05.940 Yeah, dude.

00:18:06.620 He doesn't know that one of our most viral clips is all about that.

00:18:09.080 No, no, no, no.

00:18:09.440 You can, like, if you look up on, even just on, like, the Instagram of I'm the Improbable

00:18:14.100 Dreamer, he shows the artwork of where people are, like, riding dinosaurs and stuff.

00:18:18.300 Like, they're in paintings where they're, like, riding dinosaurs.

00:18:20.800 Yeah, they made shit up.

00:18:21.600 No, I don't think it's that.

00:18:24.300 But then there's dragons, too.

00:18:26.540 I mean.

00:18:27.360 Oh, my.

00:18:28.120 How is there, like, drawings of dragons on all the continents?

00:18:31.000 I didn't realize six times.

00:18:32.780 Unicorns, huh?

00:18:33.400 What?

00:18:33.860 Yeah, it's a thing, bro.

00:18:34.920 Bro, you're not, that's what I'm saying, dude.

00:18:40.160 You're just not ready for this.

00:18:41.500 No, I'm not ready.

00:18:42.160 I'm not ready for the mention of dinosaurs.

00:18:44.420 No, excuse me.

00:18:45.140 I could have seen a whole episode on this, dude.

00:18:47.220 I don't remember.

00:18:48.000 I don't blame you.

00:18:49.240 It's, like, how many episodes now?

00:18:51.080 300 episodes?

00:18:51.780 5,000.

00:18:52.340 I don't remember.

00:18:52.840 6 million.

00:18:53.680 I don't remember anything that I've learned.

00:18:55.400 I've somehow come out of this very dumb.

00:18:58.540 All right, so they're saying probably the great aurochs or wild bulls, which are now extinct.

00:19:03.500 Who said that?

00:19:05.700 Blue Letter Bible.

00:19:07.340 But these guys are also scoundrels.

00:19:08.740 Oh, shout out to Blue Letter Bible, who is the authority on everything.

00:19:11.320 Use Blue Letter Bible for clicking on the word to see what it is.

00:19:14.760 Yeah, there it is.

00:19:15.300 But if you're going to start using, what do they call them again?

00:19:19.720 Commentaries.

00:19:20.260 Like, these are other men saying what it probably means.

00:19:23.000 Yeah.

00:19:23.320 Just be careful with that, because commentators.

00:19:24.680 It says outline of biblical usage.

00:19:26.400 It says right here, probably the great aurochs.

00:19:28.860 I don't know what that means.

00:19:29.880 Or wild bulls, which are now extinct.

00:19:32.060 Are you calling them snakes?

00:19:33.140 No, that's not.

00:19:33.980 That's a man's opinion.

00:19:35.680 You've heard it here first.

00:19:36.400 Blue Letter Bible are snakes and deceivers.

00:19:38.560 You know what?

00:19:39.640 I think I know what we have to do.

00:19:40.840 That's a man's opinion, bro.

00:19:42.240 We have to kill Blue Letter Bible.

00:19:43.860 Stop.

00:19:44.300 Which doesn't mean that I'm right there wrong.

00:19:46.320 Maybe they're right and I'm wrong.

00:19:47.360 I'm just saying I think there was unicorns.

00:19:48.840 I think you're wrong.

00:19:49.640 No, I think that they're just trying to, like, explain this to people, because this is bizarre.

00:19:54.500 This is bizarre.

00:19:54.800 What is?

00:19:55.700 A unicorn.

00:19:56.740 How is that bizarre?

00:19:57.800 You're just saying it's bizarre compared to, like, the World Series and the Super Bowl and the Cardinals and Justin Beaver.

00:20:02.980 A horse with a horn on its head and rings.

00:20:04.840 You ain't never seen a narwhal?

00:20:05.500 There's rhinos with, yeah, narwhals.

00:20:07.540 Like, what are you talking?

00:20:08.140 It's only weird because we're like, oh, no.

00:20:10.060 Don't bring up rhinos.

00:20:10.580 I get to pick what reality is.

00:20:12.520 And reality is, like, whatever I think it is or the things that I pay attention to on the news.

00:20:15.660 Why do you have a problem with that?

00:20:16.660 It's funny because we're accused of living in playtime.

00:20:20.640 It's all fun and games.

00:20:22.800 Are we going to read the book of Elijah?

00:20:25.120 I mean, I'm down.

00:20:26.400 I got to be honest, though, dude.

00:20:27.940 I haven't really.

00:20:29.060 That's not funny, bro.

00:20:30.300 I haven't done.

00:20:30.940 The book of Elijah?

00:20:32.600 I'm not doing this.

00:20:33.560 I'm not brewing this.

00:20:37.340 Shout out, Eloy.

00:20:38.940 Dude, I've been kind of consumed by Jude, bro.

00:20:41.440 I thought I was going to say Jews.

00:20:43.320 Well, we're doing the book of Elijah.

00:20:45.480 Well, it is Jews.

00:20:46.300 Like, the whole book is about Jews.

00:20:47.540 Jude was Jewish.

00:20:48.400 I just thought you meant after our conversation the other night.

00:20:51.400 No, no, no.

00:20:52.040 I don't even want to talk about that anymore.

00:20:53.480 I just keep saying, like, at random times.

00:20:55.300 You know how, like, you'll say Top Lops of Productions.

00:20:57.580 I go, lasciviousness.

00:20:59.580 That's a great word.

00:21:00.780 And my kids go, what the fuck?

00:21:02.060 No, I was going for a match.

00:21:03.100 I was going for a Max on Bench the other day.

00:21:06.480 And right before I clicked it off the bar, I was like, Top Lops of Productions.

00:21:10.760 That's cool.

00:21:11.440 It's crazy.

00:21:11.900 Were you drinking Weld?

00:21:12.840 Not the first time I've heard that.

00:21:15.140 Other people do say that.

00:21:16.840 They go, I just whisper that sometimes.

00:21:18.160 I'm like, hell yeah.

00:21:19.160 I don't know why.

00:21:20.000 All right, let's start reading.

00:21:21.060 Can you read the book of Elijah?

00:21:22.260 I know.

00:21:22.540 We don't know how to read, so please continue.

00:21:23.940 Oh, my God.

00:21:24.740 Continue?

00:21:25.280 He knows it's not called the book of Elijah, but I just feel a little bit.

00:21:28.480 I already told you guys.

00:21:29.460 I didn't even do a deep dive on this at all.

00:21:32.140 Well, we do it on this show together.

00:21:32.960 The book of Jude is so heavy.

00:21:34.320 All right, that's what I'm saying.

00:21:35.340 Just read the words.

00:21:36.000 As long as everybody understands, that's the context.

00:21:38.140 Do I do all the reading or can somebody else do the reading?

00:21:40.820 Well, I mean, I'll do it, but only if I can do it in a cool voice.

00:21:43.760 Go ahead.

00:21:44.100 Now it came about after these things that Nobath and Jezreelite had a opinion.

00:21:49.900 No, no, no.

00:21:50.060 You've got to be respectful to the word of God if you're going to do that.

00:21:52.760 What's more respectful than a distinction?

00:21:55.180 No, you're doing that voice and it reminds me when you send me these text messages where

00:21:58.880 you're in a garb of like, what's the thing he goes to?

00:22:01.660 Renaissance fairs?

00:22:02.700 Yeah.

00:22:03.120 Dude, it's like so creepy.

00:22:05.100 No, I actually bought that damn outfit and then never went to the Renaissance fair.

00:22:10.400 So I used it for Halloween.

00:22:11.560 Ugh, I'm taking part in pagan holidays.

00:22:15.340 Now it's came.

00:22:16.200 All right, please, you start.

00:22:17.060 All right.

00:22:17.520 It came to pass after these things that Nobath, the Jezreel, had a vineyard.

00:22:21.380 Just notice, man, a lot of stuff revolves around food forests.

00:22:24.120 It's like, dog, I didn't study this at all.

00:22:25.840 No, no, I just see the word vineyard and I do get a little hyper.

00:22:28.220 A vineyard is just like olives and your grapes.

00:22:30.560 Can I just say something?

00:22:31.340 It's a food forest.

00:22:32.760 Only modern people do these things with these long rows and you use the poison to spray it.

00:22:39.660 They're food forests.

00:22:40.260 And they grow crops together.

00:22:41.660 That just means like unorganized growing food.

00:22:43.300 Not unorganized.

00:22:44.660 Oh.

00:22:45.180 Why would you say that?

00:22:46.240 It's extra organized.

00:22:47.380 You know what food forest is?

00:22:48.340 Growing certain plants together that support one another.

00:22:49.820 It's a small area on your front yard where you grow a couple of fruits and stuff.

00:22:53.480 Yeah.

00:22:54.400 Yeah, it can be that.

00:22:56.180 Forest is like a...

00:22:57.240 I just want to say something.

00:22:58.040 I want to make my intentions clear.

00:22:59.380 Okay.

00:23:00.260 Okay?

00:23:00.980 What are your intentions?

00:23:01.600 It just got weird.

00:23:02.720 Yeah.

00:23:03.320 Let's hear it.

00:23:03.840 What I want to do...

00:23:05.800 What I like to do...

00:23:07.120 I'll say it here.

00:23:07.840 I like doing this little Bible study that we do here.

00:23:10.380 It's big.

00:23:10.940 But what?

00:23:11.820 It's small.

00:23:12.440 It's three people.

00:23:13.100 Why are you about to say but, though?

00:23:14.780 But?

00:23:15.220 But.

00:23:16.000 Oh.

00:23:16.400 But I don't want to just do it here.

00:23:19.860 In this room.

00:23:21.220 You want to do it out there.

00:23:22.460 Not in that hallway.

00:23:24.400 You want to do it all the way out there.

00:23:25.760 Where the olds are.

00:23:26.480 You want to kick the olds out.

00:23:27.560 This is a problem.

00:23:28.340 I knew this is what was happening.

00:23:29.520 No.

00:23:29.620 No, I don't want to kick them out.

00:23:30.680 You want to hurt them.

00:23:31.620 But they can't stay.

00:23:33.400 But what I'd like to do, and I already expressed my intention to Matthew.

00:23:37.300 Yeah.

00:23:38.040 It's good to be clear about your intentions.

00:23:39.700 It's good because he gets very confused and startled a lot of the times.

00:23:42.660 And if he would just let you speak, you would be able to explain it, right?

00:23:45.020 But he doesn't really let you talk.

00:23:48.000 Yeah, go ahead.

00:23:48.840 This is banter.

00:23:50.600 I hate this effing banter.

00:23:53.820 No, I love this.

00:23:54.720 All right, please.

00:23:55.480 So go on with your intentions and the killing of the old people.

00:23:57.920 Yeah.

00:23:58.060 No.

00:23:59.180 Stop saying that, dude.

00:24:00.500 You're going to F around and say that at the wrong time.

00:24:02.240 I'm not going to do it.

00:24:02.960 Time is going to do it.

00:24:04.180 And it's shortly.

00:24:07.240 Okay, okay, okay.

00:24:08.080 No, no, no.

00:24:08.400 What I'd like to do is have this.

00:24:09.760 So like the three people do this thing.

00:24:11.540 I'm sorry.

00:24:11.920 That's really funny.

00:24:12.400 What are your intentions with my Bible?

00:24:15.020 That's funny.

00:24:18.400 So I want to do it like at the long table and have a bunch of people like a panel.

00:24:23.400 Yeah.

00:24:23.780 We can get four microphones.

00:24:24.760 We don't even have any more friends than this.

00:24:26.700 Eight.

00:24:27.220 We can get eight microphones.

00:24:28.320 We can get ten microphones.

00:24:29.180 What eight people would dare come on the show like this?

00:24:31.680 Stop being so negative.

00:24:33.460 Think about it.

00:24:34.280 The Raven knows it's true.

00:24:35.400 Do people like, oh, ha, ha, I like those guys.

00:24:37.100 No.

00:24:37.480 Okay, I will say this right now.

00:24:38.660 Hold on one second.

00:24:39.060 I literally only.

00:24:39.700 Oh, we have Jason out there.

00:24:40.800 Zoom in on me.

00:24:41.120 Where's Jason?

00:24:41.620 Let's get Jason.

00:24:42.060 He's got dreadlocks.

00:24:42.680 He looks cool.

00:24:43.040 This is my intention.

00:24:43.900 We're going to make this show.

00:24:45.080 This is going to be, we will have a Bible study.

00:24:47.180 It'll be maybe weekly, bi-weekly.

00:24:49.440 No, no, no.

00:24:49.660 That's good.

00:24:49.900 You don't have to zoom in.

00:24:50.640 Don't touch it anymore.

00:24:51.400 Don't touch it.

00:24:51.760 Don't touch my camera.

00:24:52.380 Stop it.

00:24:53.220 Let go of it, dude.

00:24:53.880 He's touching the cameras.

00:24:54.540 What are your intentions with my camera?

00:24:55.940 Okay.

00:24:56.640 We're going to have a weekly Bible study.

00:24:58.260 Maybe bi-weekly Bible study with a bunch of people.

00:25:00.600 A panel.

00:25:01.380 Us three.

00:25:01.820 Oh, you're speaking this into the spirit realm.

00:25:03.180 I have to work for a living, bro.

00:25:04.480 You guys play play for them.

00:25:05.800 I got a farm and two coffee shops and all this other stuff.

00:25:09.100 I love the idea of hanging out all the time, but I just don't have it like that right now.

00:25:13.540 This is why they kicked him out of church.

00:25:14.900 When they start to do the tongues, everybody stays quiet.

00:25:17.600 I'm prophesying.

00:25:18.280 I'm letting people know what is happening.

00:25:19.860 He's speaking something into the spirit realm.

00:25:21.180 This is what's going to happen.

00:25:21.700 Please don't interrupt again.

00:25:22.920 And then you have to be a part of it.

00:25:25.260 You have to find someone else to pull around water.

00:25:26.920 Yeah, thank you.

00:25:27.760 There will be a large Bible study in the back.

00:25:29.520 We'll be doing it on a different chapter every week or every two weeks.

00:25:32.600 Stop interrupting.

00:25:33.260 Top, what you want to do is start your own church.

00:25:36.020 He said that today.

00:25:37.100 I love that.

00:25:37.840 I didn't say that.

00:25:38.480 I don't mean to keep interrupting, but I had to acknowledge that.

00:25:41.100 Of course you mean to keep interrupting.

00:25:41.760 Yeah, man, you guys should start your own church.

00:25:43.400 He said those guys should start their own church.

00:25:45.480 Juan doesn't fuck with us anymore.

00:25:47.100 Donut is too far away, and Grape Hill is also too far away.

00:25:49.640 I love that guy, but he's too far away.

00:25:50.580 Okay, no, no, no.

00:25:51.120 But what I'm saying is we're going to have a main group of people, us three being the main group,

00:25:55.460 and then other people that are accessories.

00:25:56.940 Oh, we're the bosses?

00:25:57.700 We are the boss.

00:25:58.400 We're the boss, and then we will have one person that is a celebrity or a podcaster, larger podcaster, come in.

00:26:07.600 We will fly them in.

00:26:08.560 They will stay over there in that hotel.

00:26:10.080 They will come for this Bible study, and it will be this once or twice a week.

00:26:14.920 This is what will happen.

00:26:15.680 Wait, you think that's a thing?

00:26:16.860 No, it is going to be a thing now.

00:26:18.300 You don't understand how prophesying works?

00:26:22.380 I thought we just read like the Bible.

00:26:23.840 We read a bunch of prophecy, a bunch of things.

00:26:26.140 When people say things, then they happen.

00:26:28.800 No.

00:26:29.320 Yeah.

00:26:29.700 That's soothsaying, bro.

00:26:30.860 That's soothsaying?

00:26:31.720 Yeah, soothsaying is when you bring people to the front of the church.

00:26:34.480 You go, want to get a word of God from the prophet?

00:26:36.700 And then they soothsay.

00:26:37.700 They like say some.

00:26:38.620 It's like a fortune cookie thing.

00:26:39.760 They read over you.

00:26:41.740 You're a real negative Nancy.

00:26:43.480 No, we just need to make sure we have prophesying.

00:26:45.860 To prophesy means to speak forth the mind of God.

00:26:47.840 It can be a past thing, a present thing, a future thing.

00:26:49.220 If the Lord wants it to be, then it'll be.

00:26:51.340 I just think that that's what's going to happen.

00:26:53.120 No, I just think it's cool if that's a cool idea you have.

00:26:55.340 But we don't all have unlimited time like you guys.

00:26:57.720 It's not an idea.

00:26:58.540 Literally, I'm on the phone with him.

00:26:59.600 He's like, all I want to do is podcast now.

00:27:01.120 And then when we go, we're going to do more podcasting.

00:27:02.760 But unfortunately, I can't do that right now.

00:27:05.080 Well, we're going to figure it out.

00:27:06.120 We're going to figure out the whole situation.

00:27:08.180 And it's going to happen.

00:27:08.440 We're not going to figure it out.

00:27:09.420 We're not doing anything.

00:27:10.760 Stop it, dude.

00:27:12.100 We're not figuring anything out.

00:27:13.860 It's just going to do.

00:27:15.200 That's the thing in this chair, I feel like.

00:27:16.200 If God wants it to be done, it's going to be done.

00:27:18.400 It came to pass after these things that Naboth the Jezreelite had a vineyard,

00:27:21.680 which was in Jezreel, hard by the palace of Ahab, king of Samaria.

00:27:24.860 And Ahab spake unto Naboth, saying, give me your vineyard,

00:27:28.340 that I may have it for a garden of herbs.

00:27:29.960 Yo, Ahab is such a dick.

00:27:32.060 Yeah, because it is near my house.

00:27:33.860 Hell yeah.

00:27:34.460 That's why.

00:27:35.040 That's the only reason, man.

00:27:35.940 It's near my house.

00:27:36.820 I mean, that's convenient.

00:27:37.820 It'll be convenient for me, man.

00:27:39.180 Yeah.

00:27:39.540 Yeah.

00:27:39.840 That's why we chose this place and forced you to let us be back.

00:27:42.320 I was like, you know what?

00:27:42.940 This other place is a little too far away.

00:27:44.360 Give me your coffee shop.

00:27:46.260 Office.

00:27:46.920 That is kind of how it went down.

00:27:48.360 He says, but I'll give for you a better vineyard than this,

00:27:50.980 or if it seems good to you, I'll just give you a bunch of money for it.

00:27:53.640 All right.

00:27:54.000 That's not so bad.

00:27:55.500 Yeah.

00:27:56.080 Okay, but look at how good of a dude Naboth is.

00:27:59.140 Naboth said to Ahab, the Lord forbid it me that I should give the inheritance of my fathers unto you.

00:28:04.260 Okay, so that's already a presupposition.

00:28:05.800 Like, we didn't read that the Lord forbade Naboth in the previous episode?

00:28:10.940 I don't know if we did.

00:28:12.320 I don't think so.

00:28:12.940 I think this is all brand new.

00:28:13.740 Hey, do you want to see a picture of Matt giving us his office?

00:28:16.980 Look.

00:28:17.680 Yeah.

00:28:18.180 Yeah.

00:28:19.360 Top stood there, and he held the camera up to his face.

00:28:22.000 He said, we're taking this.

00:28:23.240 This is inappropriate.

00:28:24.280 No, it's just what happened.

00:28:26.300 There's Matt in his office before.

00:28:28.720 It just looked like shit, didn't it?

00:28:30.020 Yeah, it was bad.

00:28:31.200 And then we took it.

00:28:33.300 And we said, hey, give that to us.

00:28:35.080 Because it's near to us.

00:28:38.180 Because it's near to my house.

00:28:40.420 It was kind of like that.

00:28:41.420 Because it was near to my home, yeah.

00:28:42.000 Matt, you go pay for all the new shelves, all the new stuff, so that all the stuff you were storing in here, you could store somewhere else.

00:28:47.500 And we're going to take that room.

00:28:48.700 Yes.

00:28:49.200 And then I was like, no, no, that's what I want.

00:28:51.540 And then Tom's like, no, that's not what you want.

00:28:52.740 And Matt was like, can I make you do it?

00:28:53.940 I was like, no, no, I want that.

00:28:54.980 I want to do a podcast.

00:28:55.640 He's like, can I eat my lunch in here?

00:28:56.680 He's like, no.

00:28:57.400 No.

00:28:58.060 But he does it anyway.

00:28:59.360 I really don't like it.

00:29:02.100 Can you please continue reading this?

00:29:04.080 So this dude's like a good dude.

00:29:06.760 He's like, no, man, this belonged to my ancestors.

00:29:09.360 So it's not about money.

00:29:10.640 It's not about a better vineyard.

00:29:11.920 It's about this belonged to my family.

00:29:13.960 And the Lord said, don't give it up.

00:29:15.520 Yeah.

00:29:16.000 Yeah.

00:29:16.200 Like you said, oh, he offered him money.

00:29:17.540 Oh, maybe that's kind of cool.

00:29:19.060 But he's like, no, man, there's no amount of money.

00:29:20.640 Like, dude, my grandpa, my great-grandpa, my great-great-grandpa farmed this land.

00:29:24.700 Dude, it has meaning to me, bro.

00:29:26.040 Remember we just read about how the earth is alive?

00:29:28.300 Hell yeah.

00:29:28.880 And the earth had this relationship with his ancestors.

00:29:31.420 Remember the earth opened up its mouth and swallowed Korra?

00:29:34.100 Whoa.

00:29:34.540 The earth cried out at the blood of Abel.

00:29:37.200 Like, the earth is alive.

00:29:38.780 He's like, yo, my ancestors had a connection to this land.

00:29:41.460 I'm not leaving it.

00:29:42.440 Yo, Jyn says you look younger today.

00:29:45.900 There's an angle that we do sometimes where I just have crazy bags.

00:29:49.220 Dude, it's called thank you.

00:29:50.080 Thank you, Jyn.

00:29:50.940 And I think the raven does it on purpose.

00:29:52.020 I think it's a diffuser.

00:29:53.160 We figured it out.

00:29:53.940 Oh, it might be.

00:29:54.300 Shit has been diffused.

00:29:55.680 Yeah.

00:29:55.900 But I appreciate it.

00:29:56.960 Of course.

00:29:57.400 It's interesting because I didn't want to bring it up in the straight Bible episode.

00:30:02.120 But he's the wanker.

00:30:02.920 Why is the phone ringing?

00:30:03.920 I just get a little concerned because every time the phone rings now, I just feel like

00:30:06.920 these girls are going to come in.

00:30:08.120 It's going to be something crazy from someone.

00:30:09.540 Why?

00:30:09.720 You're off today.

00:30:10.420 You're not even here.

00:30:11.040 What's the problem?

00:30:11.460 I know your games, dude.

00:30:14.480 What I was saying is that we're getting into fairy fae lore with some of the stuff that

00:30:18.900 we were just reading with Cain and Abel and I think Balaam about the story of Moses, the

00:30:24.880 earth opening up and the earth being something neither good nor bad, but just this element

00:30:30.540 that obeys God when God says to, but kind of like also feeds on the blood of humans.

00:30:36.520 Weird, dude.

00:30:37.360 A little fern and gully in here.

00:30:38.440 How do you feel about that?

00:30:39.360 That scripture seemed like the earth was like kind of eager.

00:30:42.140 It was like, yo, the earth like swallowed it like that.

00:30:44.420 The earth was like, it ate the blood of your brother.

00:30:47.180 Don't do that, bro.

00:30:48.420 That's disgusting.

00:30:49.400 It's gross.

00:30:50.160 No, it didn't like it.

00:30:51.380 It cried out.

00:30:52.320 The blood cried out.

00:30:53.460 It had to absorb the blood.

00:30:54.420 The blood cried out, but the earth was like, it had to absorb it.

00:30:57.360 The earth was like, the life's in the blood.

00:30:59.380 It can't just be out here.

00:31:00.520 It can't just be out here in the elements, dude.

00:31:02.280 I got to absorb this.

00:31:03.740 I got to take this.

00:31:05.400 I don't know.

00:31:05.980 I don't know.

00:31:06.620 It seemed like the earth was like, yeah, I'll eat these people.

00:31:09.100 It seemed like the earth was like it.

00:31:10.300 Moses was like, yo, stay out of your tents.

00:31:13.480 And they were like, no, we're in front of our tents.

00:31:14.900 And the earth was like, I'll eat these people.

00:31:16.800 No, no, no.

00:31:17.380 Eight the people.

00:31:18.000 okay you guys make things weird but have weird insight on stuff that's kind of we do be having

00:31:22.880 it but you just make it weird though no but it's weird the earth drank his blood that's not weird

00:31:27.600 well no it's better than yesterday tops like yeah kane's a vampire i'm like no he's not oh

00:31:31.840 that's fun we gotta do that he didn't eat the blood i knew it what's that he didn't eat the

00:31:35.840 blood who that what that is what is it hi ombre obs is here who sent that uh let's go who did

00:31:43.200 he didn't say who they didn't say who are you screaming it out there oh it must have been

00:31:48.880 subliminal messenger put a cup on okay she seemed uh she was like this is annoying i can't drink an

00:31:53.840 espresso right now i've had too much caffeine no give that uh i can't i'll have a heart attack i'm

00:31:59.200 drinking a lot of um let's go let's go what is this arms is the best ombre what is this who's that

00:32:08.000 one from wait do we know oh my god thank you joe brown we don't know if it might have been joe brown

00:32:16.640 says i can't do it i've had too much cap what i'm saying i'm just glad that we outnumber them right

00:32:20.560 now two to one because before i was like i was like it's a little weird let's go thank you very

00:32:27.440 much thank you thank you thank you just say hi real quick say hi get a little lower get a little

00:32:31.600 lower there she is shout out to aubrey it was joe brown shout out joe brown i love you joe brown

00:32:40.480 give you kisses drink your blood like your goodness okay yeah before he was like listen this is straight

00:32:46.080 bible we're not doing that uh that's always good dude you guys can buy that same espresso from milk and

00:32:50.640 honey so i'm just saying damn it this thing is full of sugar and it's so good what is it it's delicious

00:32:55.120 i don't know what the hell it is oh my god i've got two cats and this thing is gonna die here

00:32:58.880 all right listen i'm not gonna say that that's prophesying that's not right that's not gonna

00:33:02.080 happen but but uh thank you that shit good thanks for the coffee what i was saying what i was saying

00:33:08.960 is that uh kane was the first vampire hell yeah it might have been yeah why would he let his blood

00:33:13.840 spill out on the ground then i thought a vampire no the land of the land of darkness and and

00:33:19.760 god put this uh mark on him it was like this pale skin and there's all this things what's happening

00:33:25.120 somebody called that's okay somebody called to complain about what you said about the garment

00:33:31.040 what garment

00:33:35.600 dude somebody called to complain about what matt said about the garment did they no no no if you

00:33:40.720 they have to pay i love that they called in to say that they've no no no that's a super chat shout

00:33:46.800 out that's a hell of a super chat they have to pay for that did they pay for that i gotta pay for

00:33:50.400 that we're not bringing it up okay sorry sorry blake yeah you could buy a something so but blake it is

00:33:56.880 one of these things where it's you can't help himself it's a one and it's a both and all right

00:34:04.640 the kingdom of heaven is wishy-washy and it's a place right the garment healed and her faith healed

00:34:12.720 like it's it's okay there could be a and like that's okay so that's what we're doing now we're

00:34:18.960 just yeah what area code is nine three seven don't do that don't phone dox them don't do that say the

00:34:24.320 other numbers no no don't do that no not the whole phone don't understand what area code is nine three

00:34:30.000 seven all right because we're gonna go over there no i just like to know where people are from

00:34:34.080 is he in the chat is there a blake in the chat blake shout out blake are you out there

00:34:37.600 it had to be it's not this week i don't even know when it was that we would have talked about

00:34:44.720 when like um we were talking about like when uh handkerchiefs and aprons were taken off of paul

00:34:50.640 and they were given to people you know that in acts 19 and it cast that demons out of them and

00:34:55.040 people were healed by it we were talking about artifacts as well like the spear of destiny the

00:34:58.960 ark of the covenant things like that grail is there any veracity to that and then we brought up when

00:35:03.520 the woman grabbed the uh hem of jesus garment and she was healed so i must have said like she was

00:35:09.440 healed by the garment and this dude's saying uh which i don't know if i said that or not i probably

00:35:14.160 said that if he's saying that's what i said she was healed by touching the garment and she was healed

00:35:19.360 by faith though he's saying no she was healed by faith well faith without works is dead so like her

00:35:24.560 faith was operational and she grabbed the garment that was a work faith without works is dead

00:35:29.440 she was healed by jesus and her faith in jesus boom aubrey with the banger she knows what's up

00:35:35.360 dude yes can i give you this back wait can i give you this back no no i'll take no stop it people

00:35:39.920 bought that for you chug it no not that i'm talking about the i already drank you already drank it right

00:35:44.320 good thanks oh by the way that's an ohio phone number so shout out blake from ohio what's your

00:35:48.800 address blake all right can we get back now to this this uh yeah this text well what i was talking about

00:35:54.400 about which was more important all right fine i was he didn't he didn't like the idea of getting

00:35:59.440 into the elementals oh yeah that's a fascinating but that that that works that what about the golems

00:36:05.680 who didn't like the idea of element that didn't like it that gets into the book of revelation

00:36:09.520 i don't know what elementals are the angel over the over the waters like like the elementals uh

00:36:15.040 you'll see what that is the waters the earth the wind fire oh the elements oh the elementals

00:36:20.960 it's like entities that rule over the things you're trying to make it a bigger word so it

00:36:24.320 sounds like more intelligent the elements yeah like earth wind and fire like the band all right

00:36:28.240 so what about the elements now very disrespectful that they are alive they are entities it's like they

00:36:33.120 they can be fed they can they have some sort of oh so you're saying that there's that earth

00:36:39.120 elemental that's sucking on that blood which is there no the earth is alive you go and put a seed

00:36:45.680 in the earth something comes up it's a dead seed and it brings forth life it brings forth something

00:36:52.480 that's alive and totally different than that little seed but it's not an angel it's not like elohim

00:36:57.040 it is its own no there's life there's different levels of life yeah there's like insect life there's

00:37:02.640 animal life there's plant life like there's yeah there's different kinds of life i like it

00:37:08.400 it the seas like when he said peace be still uh to the seas yeah like stop it cut it out all the

00:37:14.480 oceans the seas are chaos the wind oh it's it's crazy i wonder if blake owns a bar in columbus ohio

00:37:22.560 let's continue reading that got that got chaotic that got real chaotic it really did yeah he said he's

00:37:28.320 not going to give him his land that's his father's stuff that's right because god was like don't do

00:37:32.000 that and he's like so ahab your stuff is cool and all but you can go cake rocks and ahab came into

00:37:36.400 his house heavy and displeased he's just he just seems like a wanker bro he just comes in he's like

00:37:42.000 well at least he wasn't like i'm gonna murder you and take your shit yeah give him a minute okay

00:37:45.760 because of the word ahab came into his house heavy and displeased because of the word which

00:37:50.640 naboth the jezreelite had spoken to him for he said ahab and i'm sad i will not give you the

00:37:56.000 inheritance of my father's and he laid him down on his bed and turned away his face and would eat no

00:38:00.880 bread no i don't want any he's like pouting he's still with jezebel right so she's like eat your

00:38:07.040 eat your bread ahab you're gonna need your strength and he goes no i don't want any he won't give me his

00:38:11.440 food forest yeah and he like lays down he's a wanker straight up yo matt give me a food forest because

00:38:18.560 it's close to my house people say the reason there's so many jezebels is because there's so

00:38:22.640 many ahabs dude it's a curious what i say when i look at like the state of feminism and what's going on i

00:38:29.200 go like that's literally men's fault that's men for allowing that to propagate well it's the

00:38:34.000 church would have been like no you hookers in the end it's always the church's fault right like even

00:38:38.240 what a great preacher say in time past they said the sin of any generation is the responsibility of

00:38:42.640 the preachers of that generation this guy this guy it's like our audience is like it's israel's fault

00:38:48.400 yeah and he's like it's the church's fault i just like how they're like kind of interesting

00:38:52.640 there's something there right i don't want to talk about israel anymore that's all you don't want to

00:38:56.160 talk about israel no it causes so much like beef in the chat every time we say we love the jews

00:39:01.120 you're like wait a second pump the brakes netanyahu and i'm like dude you're getting

00:39:04.800 carried away i'm not gonna lie the problem is like if you disagree so hard like if say there's

00:39:08.960 a republican and they talk to a democrat take it back morning crap they just disagree with them

00:39:13.360 and everything now everything they do is wrong and stupid this is the same thing that's happening

00:39:17.680 with israel like when if you say the opposite side of israel because it's set up just like republicans

00:39:22.640 democrats now i didn't realize this until recently it's set up exactly the same so as soon as i say

00:39:27.600 a thing that somebody would take as whether it is or not good for israel then everything i say is bad

00:39:33.040 do you see what i'm saying so i just don't want to do that i don't want to say like i'm a republican

00:39:36.400 because then everybody who's democrat in the chat doesn't they think i'm an idiot well that's what we

00:39:39.920 said when the last time we brought it up to you and we go like how do we know that this is the same

00:39:43.920 israel and you said there's no way that the iron dome would have been shut down for seven hours while

00:39:47.600 that attack happened i didn't say that that's a good point but the iron dome yeah the fact that

00:39:54.080 that got like ran through by like trucks didn't didn't they say like trucks and stuff hang gliders

00:39:58.480 hang gliders yeah that's madness bro isn't that like the most powerful uh technological defense

00:40:03.760 system on the planet allegedly i don't know i i want my tax dollars to go to a much better defense

00:40:08.960 can we get an iron dome for the shop we kind of already have one

00:40:12.480 but jezebel his wife came to him and said unto him why is your spirit so sad and you eat no bread

00:40:20.080 look at this female takeover and he said unto her because i spoke unto nabot the jezreelite and said

00:40:25.200 unto him give me your vineyard for money or else if it pleases you i'll give you another vineyard for it

00:40:30.240 and he answered i will not give you my vineyard hold on one second i'm sorry the bible is hilarious

00:40:35.280 when it does the thing where it repeats yeah where it repeats like like a stanza dude because three times

00:40:41.520 now he's like yo give me that and he said no and then he's like but then i was sad because he said

00:40:45.600 no and then his wife was like why are you sad he was like because he said no yeah it would be such

00:40:49.680 an easier read if a lot of the repetition wasn't there no i like the repetition i think it's hilarious

00:40:54.480 whoever wrote this probably wrote it to be like yo laugh at that that's holy spirit yeah yeah i mean

00:41:00.720 like this is the problem dude like um in our culture today like the men on the tv shows is always

00:41:06.640 like the dumb ass that's like yes dude that like needs the woman that like the guy can't do anything on

00:41:11.280 his own the commercials are all like that like all this stuff is like this helpless man can't do

00:41:15.520 anything he's not a king well actually do you know who can just a wanker the whenever they do

00:41:19.760 have a strong man it's a gay dude i like every time they're doing that i haven't watched any shows

00:41:24.480 of gay guys on them so i don't know but i know literally all there is homer simpson and like al

00:41:28.640 bundy that was back in the 90s my son watches cartoons we had to stop him from watching these cartoons

00:41:32.960 because it's like every male character is a bumbling retard right and every strong male character is a

00:41:38.800 penis enjoyer damn you are a bit of a wordsmith though i do appreciate that um yeah but the trope

00:41:45.440 is true it's biblical and it's probably right but we got to fight against that we got to fight against

00:41:50.320 that man and that's why you get people that are like oh can't you just picture jesus being like

00:41:54.800 blah blah blah and they name something from like american culture that dudes act like it's like no

00:41:58.800 no read the bible to know what jesus is like stop acting like the hippie jesus not acting like he's

00:42:03.280 like homer simpson or like he's like yeah i only know 90s tv shows i guess well hippie jesus was a

00:42:09.040 thing when you were growing up right where it's like there's a song right now called jesus drove an

00:42:13.120 astro van and it's so obnoxious because all it talks about is like basically jesus on the road in

00:42:19.120 his astro van smoking a doobie and like that's that's christ it's like dude what it's weird gay i had

00:42:25.600 a 91 chevy astro that's what i drove across country and when i left california i bet you smelled i had my

00:42:30.800 pitbull puppy and the uh sitting on no it wasn't like a hippie van i worked out of it i used it as

00:42:36.240 a work van but my pitbull puppy sitting shotgun and then i just had like everything i owned in the

00:42:41.360 back and i moved to texas first and then i moved to florida anyway nice that was in a 91 chevy that's

00:42:47.840 not good atmosphere hey that's not nice emma don't take that back jesus drove a volkswagen 1943 model

00:42:54.000 oh okay that's a nazi joke okay um which raven thinks they're good they did i never said that

00:43:02.320 i said they're butt sexers he's on he's on film saying that and he said okay yeah i am okay wait

00:43:09.200 wait so now he's crying to his wife i don't like that he's so jacked up on caffeine i like him a

00:43:14.240 little jacked up but he's overboard dude i came in here and you guys were like geeking out on packets

00:43:19.680 he loves those now i yeah you do and i was like i could feel you guys you ever been around somebody

00:43:23.760 who's drunk and you're like it's a little thing about the packets is like the waves are now it's

00:43:27.440 they're coming alive move moving quality

00:43:33.840 it's the caffeine we're we're okay so ahab is is an

00:43:36.880 asshole but right now he's sobbing to his uh whore wife oh stop it well jezebel does like that's like

00:43:42.400 she's a slow well let's read more yes so we're in verse seven and jezebel his wife said unto him

00:43:48.400 do you now don't you now govern the kingdom of israel arise and eat bread and let your heart be

00:43:53.440 merry i'll give you the vineyard oh hell yeah no dude because she already just killed a bunch of

00:44:00.880 people and is sending for elijah to die so she's like is she about okay let's see where this goes

00:44:07.280 i'll give you the vineyard of naboth the jezreelite so she wrote letters in ahab's name she used the

00:44:13.360 authority of her husband bro this is i should have i should have read this ahead of time and

00:44:18.880 made some notes dude no this is i'm great we're just having this moment together she wrote that

00:44:23.280 respect i respect that too so she wrote letters in ahab's name and sealed them with his seal damn

00:44:29.280 while he's just sobbing and not eating his bread the women just taking the man's authority and using

00:44:33.920 it for themselves using it in their own this is why because the dude's a wanker like like yeah she

00:44:40.400 she's not right but like the dude's a wanker and that gives her this opportunity to act like this

00:44:44.720 how does scott know this about me raven sits entirely too close to the steering wheel when

00:44:48.160 he drives it's unsettling that's actually wild because i do he lives local he lives local that's

00:44:52.560 not true so she wrote letters in ahab's name she used authority that wasn't her own and sealed them

00:44:57.440 with his seal and sent the letters unto the elders and to the nobles that were in his city dwelling

00:45:03.680 with naboth dude wait till you see this setup what a bitch and she wrote in the letters saying

00:45:08.480 proclaim a fast and set naboth on high among the people uh proclaim a fast so what we're not we're

00:45:17.680 having a fast from naboth's vineyard we're strangling his business i don't understand no no no she wrote

00:45:24.320 in the letter saying proclaim a fast and set naboth on high among the people and set two men make two men

00:45:30.400 make sure their son bail sons of belial before him to bear witness against him saying you did blaspheme

00:45:36.960 god and the king and then carry him out and stone him and he may die this look at this chick yeah

00:45:43.120 look at her that doubted blaspheme garbage like the real god dude she says that's the accusation

00:45:49.360 against him yeah say this guy who said no according to god i can't give this land away i'm not gonna i

00:45:57.120 don't even care if you're the king i won't disobey god even if you're the even if that forces me to

00:46:01.600 disobey the king i won't disobey god hey get witnesses let's set them up against him and say

00:46:06.240 that uh he's blasphemed god uh jenny says it's feast not fast that would make a little bit more

00:46:12.400 sense well it says fast in verse 9 though she wrote in the letter saying proclaim a fast it says it both

00:46:18.720 in the blue letter i don't know a blue letter bible is awfully sneaky yeah so she says get these dudes

00:46:25.680 to blaspheme god say that he's blaspheming god but she doesn't even worship god could be fist and

00:46:30.480 send sons of bale to do it that god rescues him this could have been a good example for the previous

00:46:35.840 episode but it's just these these so she's part of this i think we lose this in the story she's

00:46:41.200 she's part of israel she's part of this religious institution that claims to represent god in that day

00:46:46.400 and she's that evil yeah she's a real goblin of a bitch and the men of his city even the elders and

00:46:54.960 the nobles who were the inhabitants in his city did as jezebel had sent unto them see how this chick

00:47:02.960 just controls everybody and as it was written in the letters which she had sent unto them

00:47:08.320 they proclaimed a fast and set naboth on high among the people and there came in two men children of

00:47:14.960 belial that sat before him and the men of belial witnessed against him even against naboth in the

00:47:20.240 presence of the people saying naboth did blaspheme god and the king then they carried him forth out

00:47:26.880 of the city and stoned him with stones and he died wow i thought for sure god would be like cut it out

00:47:34.720 bitch nope has some things have to go through how corrupt the system had become dude and ahab was the

00:47:43.440 most wicked of all the kings then they sent and and see how he's wicked in the sense that he's just a

00:47:48.960 wanker yeah he's not wicked that he's out like murdering and doing all this stuff he's wicked in

00:47:53.120 the sense that he just forsook his job that's crazy because wickedness being uh you know describing

00:47:59.680 submitting to shitty women yeah that's fascinating it's where uh what's his name uh what's the the skinny

00:48:10.160 wristed cat boy fuentes fuentes uh he he hates wife guys and like i guess in some way there's something

00:48:18.480 to be said what's a wife guy it's like a meme that's become just like a guy that's so in love

00:48:23.120 with his wife that he's like incredibly submissive and he's like these kind of guys are i don't really

00:48:28.400 know because i'm not a i love my wife fuentes enjoyer but he makes some argument i think that

00:48:33.680 they're detrimental to society and i mean it seems like ahab loved his wife yeah but he's also made some

00:48:39.760 arguments where he said uh people shouldn't read the bible that's crazy as hell yeah yeah so ahab said

00:48:45.680 that no nick fuentes why would he say that because our interpretation is fallible and when you start

00:48:53.120 letting the average joe read the bible uh they start to come up with all kinds of crap like that dude's a

00:48:59.280 wanker well you know who that is like somebody famous like what's wrong with this guy he's saying

00:49:03.760 that's how you get lesbian pastors and such which like i don't know so so everybody should not read

00:49:09.280 the bible so that's retarded totally be taken astray by everything well he's like you need the

00:49:12.720 church as an authority you need the holy spirit as an authority man not see that's the problem

00:49:18.000 dude you need the holy spirit that's what john 14 is at 23 or 26 the holy spirit will teach you all

00:49:23.600 things and guide you into truth and make you remember all things like you need god right not

00:49:29.280 the church right yeah i mean but there is apostles prophets pastors evangelists and teachers set

00:49:34.800 in the infrastructure of the church the real church to instruct so we do have to have the

00:49:40.880 real church but like saying that common people shouldn't be reading the bible is madness bro

00:49:45.440 yeah well i think you could try to make that argument if you don't take a supernatural

00:49:49.200 like a lot of these people have removed the spiritual supernatural element of the bible

00:49:54.000 and it's just a legalistic kind of scriptural based thing and if you he's also like a 25 year old

00:49:59.760 kid very bright um a lot of a lot of wisdom if he's like a news guy like you guys are on the news

00:50:07.200 and current events like it's all just a show then i mean i don't think you get to that stage of the

00:50:11.120 journey it's all just this show thing well i will say that he was at january 6th was on a no-fly list

00:50:16.320 then got off of it and now he's got millions of followers but you've never watched but again

00:50:20.080 he's a fed is that what you're saying well it's very much like these people that that are large go away

00:50:25.200 and then come back with a new sort of narrative and a larger following and are accepted into the

00:50:30.560 mainstream i'm suspicious of them especially when they're dressed like indiana jones stop dude

00:50:37.440 carrying a whip in public dessert bro same thing patterns dog patterns recognizing them we're seeing

00:50:43.440 them but so anyway the man is the head of the household he's going to be held accountable before

00:50:48.480 god at the judgment seat not just for himself but for his wife and children and so the man is the

00:50:54.640 is the head of the house the wife is supposed to be submissive to the husband the same way the

00:50:59.280 husband is submissive to christ so this concept of like the man can backhand his wife because she

00:51:04.000 cooked his steak wrong that's not what it means that's not what it means it means like honey i'm

00:51:09.040 going to be held accountable at the judgment seat like you got to help me burt reynolds who's the smack

00:51:12.720 women like honey you got to help me here and i love you and i want to create an environment where

00:51:17.920 you can thrive where you can know the lord and love the lord and you can uh have success in life like

00:51:23.840 that's my job that's my role you got to help me with that do you see what i'm saying anywhere a

00:51:28.480 man has authority has responsibility and anywhere a man has responsibility he has authority like you

00:51:32.960 can't you can't be responsible for something you don't have authority over do you see what i'm saying

00:51:37.760 i can't be responsible if i have employees and i say hey i need you to work the register and they say no

00:51:43.600 well how can i be responsible for if i don't have authority over them do you see what i'm saying yeah

00:51:48.240 And how can I be an authority if I don't have responsibility?

00:51:50.820 They go together.

00:51:51.840 They go together.

00:51:52.760 So I have authority in my household because I'm responsible for my household.

00:51:56.540 And it's not like I'm in charge here.

00:51:58.360 Do what I say.

00:51:59.000 It's like, hey, hey, hey, no.

00:51:59.880 I'm going to be held accountable at the judgment seat for me, for you and the kids.

00:52:04.100 I need your help.

00:52:05.200 Like, I need your help.

00:52:06.120 And I'm following God.

00:52:08.260 And I'm loving my wife as Christ loved the church and was willing to die for her.

00:52:11.780 And when you have a husband like that, that's where a wife submits to the husband.

00:52:15.700 That's the biblical context.

00:52:16.900 That's all in Ephesians.

00:52:19.100 You can look all that up in the Ephesian letter.

00:52:20.560 And we could do a deep dive on it, too.

00:52:22.020 But that's the context of it.

00:52:25.860 So anyway, there's that.

00:52:26.960 But then you just get these wankers, man.

00:52:28.700 They just, like, go to sleep.

00:52:31.040 They lay on their bed and cry and complain.

00:52:33.140 Go, wah, I didn't get what I want.

00:52:34.640 And the woman goes, all right, now it's time for me to take over.

00:52:36.700 And this happens all around America.

00:52:38.260 This happens all the time.

00:52:38.920 You see this stuff all the time.

00:52:39.940 The dude just, like, and some dudes just check out.

00:52:42.800 Maybe they're getting nagged by the wife, so they just check out.

00:52:45.680 And they're just like, yeah, whatever.

00:52:46.900 Whatever, man, I'm busy.

00:52:47.500 I know dudes that have checked out.

00:52:48.900 Yeah, a lot of that.

00:52:50.260 A lot of that.

00:52:51.700 So whatever.

00:52:52.380 Those dudes got to go hard after God.

00:52:53.860 They're going to be held accountable, man.

00:52:56.260 All right.

00:52:56.780 So it came to pass when Jezebel heard that Naboth was stoned and was dead,

00:53:02.660 that Jezebel said to Ahab, arise, take possession of the vineyard of Naboth,

00:53:07.760 the Jezreelite, which he refused to give you for money,

00:53:10.860 for Naboth is not alive but dead.

00:53:13.160 This is like a creepy witch in a movie or something, dude.

00:53:16.000 Yeah.

00:53:17.080 And it came to pass when Ahab heard that Naboth was dead,

00:53:20.220 that Ahab rose up to go down to the vineyard of Naboth,

00:53:22.800 the Jezreelite, to take possession of it.

00:53:24.800 So he was, like, skipping and whistling.

00:53:26.040 He probably skipped.

00:53:28.040 He's, like, skipping.

00:53:29.080 He's whistling on his way down there.

00:53:30.800 Yeah.

00:53:31.040 It's just something just so.

00:53:34.580 You think he did that hand that you did to me the other day with the hand?

00:53:37.260 Like this one?

00:53:37.800 Yeah.

00:53:38.080 Yeah, that thing?

00:53:39.020 Yeah, for sure.

00:53:39.840 I didn't do that.

00:53:40.960 You did that hand?

00:53:41.980 I don't know.

00:53:42.540 I don't remember.

00:53:43.020 Did I do that?

00:53:43.520 So that's the kingdom of darkness?

00:53:44.880 Watch the kingdom of light in verse 17.

00:53:47.000 All right, finally.

00:53:47.720 And the word of the Lord came to Elijah the Tishbite, saying,

00:53:50.700 Arise, go down to meet Ahab, king of Israel, which is in Samaria.

00:53:54.140 Behold, he's in the vineyard of Naboth, where he's gone down to possess it.

00:53:57.980 And you shall speak unto him, saying, Thus saith the Lord.

00:54:01.780 Have you killed and also taken possession?

00:54:05.240 And thou shalt speak unto him, saying, Thus saith the Lord.

00:54:07.680 In the place where dogs lick the blood of Naboth, shall dogs lick thy blood, even thine.

00:54:13.380 So basically, you're about to die.

00:54:15.220 I don't know about about to, because a lot of times in prophecy, we don't understand the timing.

00:54:19.900 This is what's happening today, right?

00:54:21.560 Everybody's like, yeah, it's the end of the world.

00:54:22.880 But they say that in every generation.

00:54:24.660 We just don't understand timing on a lot of things.

00:54:26.920 Like Moses knew he was called to deliver Israel out of Egypt, but he didn't know the timing.

00:54:30.600 He jumped the gun and killed a man.

00:54:32.260 He killed an Egyptian.

00:54:33.980 Stephen says, supposing that his brethren knew he was their savior.

00:54:37.300 He knew that was his calling 40 years before he was supposed to actually do it.

00:54:41.120 He jumped the gun on the timing.

00:54:43.020 You can't jump the gun on God.

00:54:44.480 You've got to sit still and wait.

00:54:46.280 You've got to sit still and wait it out.

00:54:47.980 God will bring it to pass.

00:54:49.080 You've got to be chill with God.

00:54:50.240 You can't just be like, oh, no, in my society, we just push buttons on the microwave and stuff's done in 30 seconds.

00:54:55.020 You can't do that.

00:54:55.880 We just go through the drive-thru.

00:54:56.840 So everything should happen so quick.

00:54:58.360 It doesn't work like that.

00:54:59.680 You can't jump the gun on God.

00:55:00.800 You've got to wait on the timing.

00:55:02.220 But nevertheless, this dude's going to die and the dogs are going to lick his blood.

00:55:05.700 So it's not like an honorable death.

00:55:07.320 That's an interesting observation, though, because in this time, we might have more trouble having patience and adhering to God's timing on things than ever before historically, because everything is so moving so fast.

00:55:20.420 Instant gratification, 30-second clips, everything is boom, boom, boom.

00:55:24.700 If you don't want to watch it, you can switch to the next thing.

00:55:26.880 I watched that in my own son, where it's like when I was a kid, I had five options on TV, and I had to be home when they were on TV if I wanted to watch it.

00:55:35.580 Now this kid has a million things that he could watch at any given moment, and he's not satisfied with any of them.

00:55:40.660 And it's interactive.

00:55:41.380 Boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:55:42.240 Yeah.

00:55:42.920 That going through the channels, it's interactive TV.

00:55:46.780 It's tiny dopamine hits, boom, boom, boom, boom, you know, it keeps lighting up, it shows you a preview.

00:55:51.120 It's not like you're at the mercy of the TV channel for whatever they play.

00:55:54.060 You can interact and pick whatever you want.

00:55:56.140 That's great.

00:55:56.960 Yeah.

00:55:57.300 But I know you guys mocked me initially, but this is what I'm saying.

00:56:00.060 This is the most dangerous time and place in human history to be a Christian.

00:56:03.940 We mock you for funsies.

00:56:05.460 But now you're getting it.

00:56:06.520 You're like, yeah, dude.

00:56:08.040 Imagine if you came home, you lived on a farm, you didn't have TV, you didn't have radio, you didn't have a phone.

00:56:14.760 It's 200 years ago.

00:56:16.160 You got a farm, you got a Bible.

00:56:18.140 Yeah, you got time.

00:56:19.600 You got your family.

00:56:20.600 We really ruined your life, huh?

00:56:22.420 I can see that.

00:56:23.040 He had a farm.

00:56:23.800 He had a Bible.

00:56:24.800 It's complicated.

00:56:25.460 Now he's on Signal.

00:56:26.680 Now he's got a podcast app.

00:56:28.060 Now he's got memes of himself.

00:56:30.060 I like the memes.

00:56:30.920 I mean, it is what it is, dude.

00:56:32.580 It's not like I could just chill in my room reading the Bible my whole life.

00:56:35.460 At some point, I was going to have to.

00:56:36.900 You got to go forth.

00:56:37.800 Unless you're autistic, then you keep the secrets.

00:56:40.620 And then you don't spread it.

00:56:41.580 But if you're not autistic, go forth.

00:56:43.320 Well, that's speculation.

00:56:44.300 We're not sure.

00:56:44.720 That's still out.

00:56:45.400 It's neither here nor there.

00:56:47.020 And Ahab said to Elijah, have you found me, O my enemy?

00:56:51.240 Look at these guys got beef, dude.

00:56:53.580 Have you found me, O my enemy?

00:56:55.320 And he answered, I've found you.

00:56:57.200 Because you've sold yourself to work evil in the sight of the Lord.

00:57:01.560 Look at these wankers.

00:57:02.500 Didn't we talk about this in Jude?

00:57:03.740 These guys who, like, they're for sale.

00:57:06.080 Yeah.

00:57:06.440 These guys are for sale.

00:57:07.540 You sold yourself to work evil in the sight of the Lord.

00:57:10.180 Behold, I will bring evil upon you.

00:57:13.460 This is a prophet saying this.

00:57:15.400 He's saying, thus sayeth the Lord, I will bring evil upon you.

00:57:17.860 I don't think most church people can grasp this today.

00:57:20.560 Most church people are like, no, no.

00:57:22.240 God would never say something like that.

00:57:23.700 God would never do something like that.

00:57:25.440 This is God's spokesman saying, I'll bring evil upon you.

00:57:29.900 People aren't ready for this, dude.

00:57:32.240 And will take away your posterity.

00:57:34.040 And will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall.

00:57:36.960 And him that is shut up and left in Israel.

00:57:38.820 I know you guys like that old school King James, dude.

00:57:41.340 It just means him that pisseth against the wall.

00:57:44.200 It's saying the males.

00:57:45.660 Females don't piss against the wall.

00:57:46.980 It's males.

00:57:47.720 Hell yeah.

00:57:48.620 I kind of like that.

00:57:49.840 Me too.

00:57:50.340 I like the old school King James, dude.

00:57:51.920 That's what I'm saying.

00:57:52.360 I like to live in the country because sometimes you want to go outside and take a piss.

00:57:55.220 If you live in a neighborhood, you can't do that.

00:57:56.940 Oh, yeah.

00:57:57.300 It's the best.

00:57:58.060 Sometimes I'll just pee in the middle of my yard.

00:57:59.880 Aiden would go piss in the front yard when we lived in a neighborhood.

00:58:02.040 Because we used to live in a country area.

00:58:04.160 So he always could.

00:58:04.940 Then we moved into a neighborhood.

00:58:06.440 And we couldn't get him to stop pissing in the front yard, dude.

00:58:09.060 Well, hey, check this out, Joe.

00:58:10.440 Yeah, it was crazy.

00:58:10.720 This is on that topic.

00:58:11.900 And I'm not saying that I agree with Genghis Khan about pissing in the yard.

00:58:16.340 Genghis Khan is quoted as saying that he was a punishment of God for the great sins of the people that he conquered.

00:58:23.920 And I'm not saying that that's true.

00:58:25.480 But Genghis Khan is regarded as an evil conqueror.

00:58:28.480 And he is saying that I am here because of your great sins that God has sent me.

00:58:33.220 So it's an interesting concert.

00:58:35.580 Madeline's peeing in the yard.

00:58:37.080 It's not ladylike.

00:58:39.520 It's a man's job to pee in the yard.

00:58:42.000 That's true.

00:58:42.540 You never know if they're a man or a woman in the chat, though, bro.

00:58:45.360 Are they them?

00:58:50.520 We're not doing this.

00:58:51.400 Every time he says, I'm not brewing this.

00:58:55.080 I'm not brewing this.

00:58:56.860 Behold, I'll bring evil upon you and will take away your posterity and will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall and him that shut up and left in Israel.

00:59:03.900 And will make your house like the house of Jeroboam, the son of Nebat, and like the house of Basha, the son of Ahijah, because of the provocation wherewith you've provoked me to anger and made Israel to sin.

00:59:15.060 Don't we keep coming across this?

00:59:16.440 It's not just that you're sinning and going to hell.

00:59:18.960 You're taking others with you.

00:59:20.940 Is it because they deceived that town?

00:59:23.900 So the town kind of like—

00:59:24.840 Oh, yeah.

00:59:25.100 Yeah, they're following leadership.

00:59:26.560 They stoned them.

00:59:26.920 Who stoned them?

00:59:27.580 Yeah, they did it.

00:59:28.560 Mad people did.

00:59:29.700 Yes.

00:59:30.600 And just leadership, like that's the definition of leadership is there's followers.

00:59:35.780 That leadership, Jesus calls it the blind leading the blind.

00:59:39.340 They're going into a pit, but now you're following them.

00:59:43.140 If the blind follows the blind, they both fall into a pit.

00:59:45.880 Yeah.

00:59:47.220 Like that's the whole context is leaders that lead people astray, man.

00:59:53.240 And of Jezebel also spake the Lord, saying the dog shall eat Jezebel by the wall of Jezreel.

00:59:58.700 Him that dies at Ahab in the city, the dog shall eat, and him that dies in the field shall the fowls of the air eat.

01:00:05.520 Saying like all your generations, they're going to die bad.

01:00:08.620 It's a wrap.

01:00:10.180 It's a wrap for you, my guy.

01:00:12.040 They won't be buried.

01:00:13.040 But there was none like Ahab, which did sell himself to work wickedness in the sight of the Lord, whom Jezebel, his wife, stirred up.

01:00:22.640 You know what?

01:00:23.380 What I'm noticing here is that Matt really didn't do his research.

01:00:27.800 He's like, I was obsessed with the book of Jude.

01:00:29.500 But like this is a scripture that he should have pulled up for the last episode.

01:00:32.480 But he didn't.

01:00:33.100 This is fantastic.

01:00:33.500 We pulled up other ones, which were great examples.

01:00:35.200 Why should we have pulled this up for the last episode?

01:00:36.880 Because this is a banger.

01:00:37.900 Because unto Ahab, which did sell himself to work wickedness in the sight of the Lord, he did sell himself.

01:00:44.040 That's like word for word what we were reading.

01:00:47.160 I know, but I can't have 10,000 scriptures in the Jude thing.

01:00:50.540 Well, you're already at two hours like scripture by scripture by scripture by scripture on Jude.

01:00:54.940 This is your shop.

01:00:56.000 I know, but I know how you get when it goes long.

01:00:58.260 You're like, oh, man, if the thumbnail says two hours, people won't watch it.

01:01:01.200 They want two minutes.

01:01:02.120 That's not true.

01:01:03.160 I never said that.

01:01:03.820 I've never said that at all.

01:01:05.520 I like that if it was modern day, it would be like, and go back to it real quick.

01:01:09.360 What does it say?

01:01:11.600 But there was none like unto Ahab.

01:01:13.940 But if it was today, it would be like, which was a whiny bitch dominated by his wife, wouldn't eat his bread.

01:01:19.620 The real crazy example of this is that it's probably, there are probably so many mentions of this same thing in the Bible.

01:01:26.400 I wonder.

01:01:27.480 That it's just like, just constant over and over.

01:01:29.420 That's why I'm saying you have to read the whole Bible.

01:01:31.960 It's like, it's crazy how people have these positions that haven't read the entire Bible.

01:01:38.080 Like, if you don't read the entire Bible, you don't know what you don't know.

01:01:41.860 And if you do read the entire Bible, to your point, you start seeing these themes that keep popping up over and over and over and over.

01:01:48.740 That most church people just, they completely miss it.

01:01:52.100 It's crazy, because I know guys that, like you said before, check out.

01:01:55.800 So they check out because they have kind of a bitch of a wife.

01:01:58.780 And then she starts making all the executive family decisions.

01:02:01.640 And then she drives the family into one terrible situation after another terrible situation.

01:02:06.760 And the guy will just kind of throw his hands up in the air and go, well, that's what you wanted to do.

01:02:10.700 And it's like, I wonder, God is looking at you like, you silly bitch.

01:02:14.680 You're an Ahab.

01:02:15.320 I know this isn't biblical, which is why we should do the book of David, the story of David.

01:02:22.380 But in that show, they depict Saul's wife as, when Saul is like going under the, when he's having the delusions,

01:02:32.060 they depict his wife as changing the law.

01:02:35.280 Who?

01:02:35.940 His wife.

01:02:36.820 His wife?

01:02:37.320 His wife.

01:02:38.120 His wife.

01:02:39.080 In the show, this is what they show.

01:02:41.120 I just find it interesting that it's an overlap or it's like a, not a stereotype,

01:02:46.120 but it's an archetype that's portrayed.

01:02:47.640 And they put it on Saul's wife, even though it's not biblical.

01:02:49.920 She changes the law, brings in witchcraft, stuff like that.

01:02:52.320 But I'm like, it's just interesting that they would tell that story there.

01:02:54.880 It's not biblical.

01:02:55.560 We'd have to go back and look at it.

01:02:56.940 I don't know off the top of my head if she did.

01:02:59.000 Maybe she did.

01:02:59.720 I don't think she did.

01:03:00.300 Do they have the witch at Endor in that?

01:03:02.640 Like, do you see when he goes to the witch at Endor and she pulls up Samuel?

01:03:06.600 Not yet.

01:03:07.260 It's not, it's not ended yet.

01:03:08.620 They just came with the second season.

01:03:10.260 That's towards the end.

01:03:11.100 I remember the first time Jess read that one morning.

01:03:13.720 She's like, bust in my room.

01:03:14.880 She's like, dude, what is going on here?

01:03:16.860 Is this time travel?

01:03:17.920 It's time travel.

01:03:19.980 Is Jess into time travel?

01:03:21.940 Is that her thing?

01:03:22.720 She's pretty normal.

01:03:23.460 She's sensible.

01:03:24.320 Yeah.

01:03:24.700 She's reasonable.

01:03:25.680 She's into sourdough bread.

01:03:26.700 Did you like the sourdough?

01:03:27.860 It was good.

01:03:28.400 My wife liked it.

01:03:29.240 My wife?

01:03:30.260 Bah!

01:03:31.460 That's so embarrassing.

01:03:32.900 That's so embarrassing.

01:03:34.100 I wish I wouldn't have did that.

01:03:35.960 I hated it.

01:03:37.180 That was nice.

01:03:37.860 All right.

01:03:38.300 So there was none like Ahab.

01:03:40.740 He was the biggest wanker of them all, which did sell himself to work wickedness in the

01:03:45.700 sight of the Lord who Jezebel's wife stirred up.

01:03:49.020 And he did very abominably in following idols, according to all things as the Amorites.

01:03:56.640 Bro, remember we were just reading in the Jude study that they wiped out the Amorites.

01:04:00.860 God said, I'm not bringing you out to take over the land until the sins of the Amorites

01:04:04.940 is full.

01:04:05.780 They were supposed to wipe out these people who were so evil to never let this stuff ever

01:04:09.300 happen again.

01:04:10.340 And now the king of Israel, the leader, is doing things just as wicked as those Amorites.

01:04:15.160 This is like when the church does something just as wicked as the world, man.

01:04:19.520 You know what I say, though?

01:04:20.960 If you're doing wicked stuff like this, go all the way.

01:04:24.180 Go hard or go home.

01:04:24.880 Go all the way.

01:04:25.380 Yeah, but don't do it in the name of God.

01:04:26.860 Just go be some wicked, evil person.

01:04:28.800 Don't pretend like you're religious, dude.

01:04:30.440 Go hard.

01:04:31.260 Isn't he the one that says, like, go hard?

01:04:33.060 Whatever you do, go hard.

01:04:33.920 Yeah, it's fine, but don't do it in the name of God.

01:04:36.120 If you're going to be a wanker, just be a wanker.

01:04:38.020 Just go hard and just be honest about it.

01:04:40.600 What if you want to be the best wanker?

01:04:44.180 Somebody's got to do it, right?

01:04:45.440 Yeah.

01:04:45.640 You guys have to watch – I know you hate me plugging it all the time, but –

01:04:49.940 I'm not going to watch this on Prime.

01:04:50.340 It's the Albarino DVD of 2015.

01:04:52.040 Who else is going to say, dude?

01:04:53.420 No, I'm not even talking about that.

01:04:54.680 I'm talking about the religious business, the religion business by Nathan Apfel.

01:04:58.120 Dude, it's showing this stuff that you're going to watch it.

01:05:01.400 Things happening today will make you sick to your stomach, dude,

01:05:05.020 that this stuff's being done in the name of God, in the name of religion,

01:05:08.280 in the name of Christianity, how it goes down in the church.

01:05:10.700 It makes you sick to your stomach, and then you realize, like, dude,

01:05:13.100 this stuff doesn't change, man.

01:05:14.500 And all these patterns in the Bible, they just continue.

01:05:17.460 They just continue, and that's – we're watching it today.

01:05:19.780 We're watching these Jezebel Ahab things happen in the church today.

01:05:22.900 This stuff's happening today.

01:05:25.100 All right.

01:05:25.420 According to all the things, he was evil.

01:05:27.940 He did evil according to all the things as the Amorites did,

01:05:30.560 whom the Lord cast out before the children of Israel.

01:05:33.080 So now there's no testimony in the earth.

01:05:34.940 If the covenant people are just as wicked as the world,

01:05:37.040 there's no testimony anymore.

01:05:38.280 And it came to pass when Ahab heard those words that he ripped his clothes

01:05:42.720 and put sackcloth upon his flesh and fasted and lay in sackcloth and went softly.

01:05:46.880 This is crazy.

01:05:47.700 Wait, wait, wait.

01:05:48.160 So the Lord said to Ahab.

01:05:50.080 So Ahab heard the voice of God?

01:05:52.040 No, no, no.

01:05:52.500 Elijah is prophesying to him in the name of the Lord.

01:05:55.640 But this dude –

01:05:56.120 And this dude just tears his clothes off?

01:05:57.680 No, he's like a wanker, but he's got, like, a soft heart.

01:06:00.500 He repents a little bit here.

01:06:02.180 This is crazy, dude.

01:06:03.420 And, like, he fasted and lay in sackcloth and went softly.

01:06:07.580 Look how powerful fasting is.

01:06:09.280 The word of the Lord came to Elijah the Tishbite saying,

01:06:12.100 See how Ahab humbled himself before me?

01:06:14.780 So he really meant it, too, which is the crazy part.

01:06:17.360 It's like this guy –

01:06:18.520 He's just a weak man.

01:06:19.580 He's just all lost in the sauce.

01:06:20.540 But there's something about that then.

01:06:22.400 Like, he's like an empath, like, meaning, like, he's, like,

01:06:24.520 susceptible to all these emotions and swings wildly this way, wildly that way.

01:06:28.880 But so much so that –

01:06:29.960 Like, in the New Testament, it says don't be slighted by every wind of doctrine.

01:06:35.440 Yeah.

01:06:35.780 Don't be slighted by, oh, it's going this way, it's going that way.

01:06:38.000 Get grounded in the word of God.

01:06:39.920 Get grounded in it.

01:06:40.960 It's interesting, though, that somebody could be this wishy-washy and still, like –

01:06:47.000 Be king?

01:06:47.880 Well, not just be king, but be, like, talk to –

01:06:50.600 Like, God's like, yeah, I noticed this.

01:06:52.520 Like, it's just like –

01:06:53.120 Because if you're so wishy-washy, I'm not going to pay attention to you.

01:06:55.280 But, like, this guy actually must have meant it.

01:06:56.940 Like, he must have been convicted and, like, I'm going to worship these gods.

01:06:59.640 And he's like, oh, man, I feel real bad today.

01:07:02.220 Like, God goes to Elijah, like, this guy's just a mess.

01:07:04.800 He did mean it.

01:07:05.480 Yeah.

01:07:05.780 You guys weren't there when Cameron sat in on the Bible study at the house on this?

01:07:09.680 Cameron was, like, ate up with Ahab.

01:07:11.400 He's like, dude, what?

01:07:12.480 This guy, man, like, he couldn't believe how –

01:07:14.760 Same way you guys are right now.

01:07:16.200 I wish Cameron could have sat in on this one, dude.

01:07:18.000 Like, dissecting the life of Ahab is like, bro, what?

01:07:21.080 He's just this weak man.

01:07:22.700 He's just totally susceptible to the wind of everything that comes along.

01:07:26.200 It just blows him this way, blows him that way.

01:07:27.920 He's just all over the place, man.

01:07:30.040 But he does humble himself and fast, dude.

01:07:32.580 Fasting is powerful, bro.

01:07:34.880 I thought fasting was, like, abstaining from any sort of –

01:07:38.940 No, fasting was, like, when Elijah ranted –

01:07:41.040 Oh, he was mad fasting.

01:07:42.120 No, that's going fast.

01:07:44.660 Fasting is denying yourself food that you have access to.

01:07:48.480 And it can be as much as, like, eating nothing, or it can be just abstaining from certain things.

01:07:52.180 So that's what I'm wondering.

01:07:52.920 In the Bible, does it set precedent?

01:07:54.520 Like, does it distinguish?

01:07:55.520 Like, yeah, it could be eating nothing, or it could be just not having –

01:07:58.000 Maybe he was fasting from all the gay shit that he was doing.

01:08:00.240 Hold on.

01:08:00.480 Hold on.

01:08:00.720 No, it's both.

01:08:01.440 It's both.

01:08:01.900 It's because, like, Daniel had a fast where he just didn't eat any pleasant meat and didn't have wine.

01:08:07.820 But he's still eating, like, bread and simple carbohydrates.

01:08:10.640 Well, we know in the beginning he only ate fruit and vegetables in Chapter 1.

01:08:14.020 So it looks like maybe – I think that's Chapter 10 where he's, you know, the 21-day thing.

01:08:17.880 Maybe that was just fruits and vegetables, too.

01:08:19.840 But there's that, and then there's some people who don't eat anything.

01:08:22.400 Yeah.

01:08:22.960 That's how I understood fasting was, like, you ain't eating shit.

01:08:25.420 But if you fast, you know.

01:08:27.060 Got to eat your bread.

01:08:27.800 If you're somebody who fasts, you know.

01:08:30.620 I'm pretty fast.

01:08:31.240 You know when you're denying yourself certain food.

01:08:35.000 You know when that effect happens because – do you remember the Tony Hawk's skateboard game?

01:08:39.660 Hell, yeah.

01:08:40.180 Okay, you remember when, like – do you remember when you would, like, do so many tricks and then it would go into slow motion?

01:08:45.240 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:08:45.900 Fasting's like that.

01:08:47.140 Fasting, like, you know when it's happening because all of a sudden your spirit's just sensitive, bro.

01:08:51.560 Damn.

01:08:51.740 It's just very sensitive and you're very locked in.

01:08:55.340 That's like in Mega Man X when you do too much and there's too many enemies on the screen and it goes into too many frames per second and everything gets in slow motion.

01:09:00.660 It's like, this is dope.

01:09:01.400 You're just very mindful.

01:09:02.800 You're very mindful of everything that's coming into your spirit.

01:09:05.800 You're very spiritually sensitive.

01:09:07.360 Your dreams kick up a notch.

01:09:08.840 This makes me, like, very – even more suspicious of John Lenhart.

01:09:12.820 He does – he has a website for – this is getting into flow.

01:09:16.020 The flow state?

01:09:16.680 Does any of it include fasting?

01:09:18.020 He doesn't look like a guy that fasts.

01:09:19.240 No, but this is, like, supposed to be the Holy Spirit, not a website.

01:09:23.500 What is this?

01:09:24.320 Okay, so because he humbled himself – because he humbled himself – because he humbled himself before me, I will not bring the evil in his days, but in his son's days will I bring the evil upon his house.

01:09:38.880 So that's cool.

01:09:39.520 That's worse.

01:09:40.420 Well, I mean –

01:09:41.040 That's what I say, bro.

01:09:42.920 There's been other kings that were like, oh, okay, cool.

01:09:45.340 At least it didn't come in my day.

01:09:46.480 I'm like, that's the – that would be, like, torture to me, dude.

01:09:48.720 Yeah, because that's, like, when the Pharisees are like, put it on our kids.

01:09:51.840 Put it on the future generations.

01:09:53.360 Let that curse be on our children.

01:09:54.940 It's like, dude, I just want to, like, set up something for the next generation.

01:09:59.800 That's all I want to do.

01:10:01.000 I don't want to, like – and I don't think if – there's going to have to be a generation in the kingdom of God that sacrifices itself for the good of the next generation.

01:10:09.700 I think that's going to have to happen at some point, dude.

01:10:12.420 Like, it's never going to happen if some generation doesn't sacrifice themselves to give the next generation a launch pad.

01:10:19.220 I just – I don't know.

01:10:20.340 I haven't fully developed that thought, but I think there has to be that.

01:10:22.980 And I just think, like, that's how –

01:10:24.500 It's like a whole generation of people walking to the ocean?

01:10:26.360 No.

01:10:26.720 It's just – that's how Jess and I, like, look at life, too, is, like, it doesn't matter what we get or what we have or whatever.

01:10:33.640 Like, our life is just wrapped up in, like, helping our kids launch into life.

01:10:38.300 You know what I mean?

01:10:38.960 Into this life, and we want to, like, do a thing that's going to help them.

01:10:42.540 That, to me, that's, like, this huge curse.

01:10:45.340 Yeah.

01:10:45.580 Like, hey, man, I won't bring it on you.

01:10:47.200 Like, if there was going to be that, I'd be like, no, please, Lord, just bring it on me.

01:10:50.640 Don't –

01:10:50.920 But Ahab seems like the type of guy that's like,

01:10:52.720 Thank you.

01:10:53.640 Yeah.

01:10:54.580 Yeah.

01:10:54.780 He's like, that's so much better.

01:10:55.800 He'll deal with it.

01:10:56.580 Thank you for cursing my children.

01:10:58.480 But, I mean, the son could break this curse, but he doesn't.

01:11:04.460 But we'll see.

01:11:05.980 You know what's interesting?

01:11:07.260 I wanted to ask you about this, and I think the lady was correct.

01:11:09.360 You sent in a wonderful woman in here the other day who was saying that she was a prophet.

01:11:15.780 She was very interesting.

01:11:17.160 Prophetess.

01:11:17.320 Prophetess.

01:11:17.720 Never met her, they, them.

01:11:18.540 She was cool.

01:11:19.920 And, you know, she reads the Bible.

01:11:21.420 She believes it's the Holy Spirit.

01:11:22.560 She believes that God puts it upon her to, you know, say certain things to people.

01:11:26.860 She feels compelled every once in a while, et cetera, et cetera.

01:11:29.260 And she was saying that, she goes, you know how in the Bible it says that you can have

01:11:34.980 a curse put upon you for the sins of your father for four to seven generations?

01:11:39.880 And we go, yeah.

01:11:40.920 And she goes, that's not true.

01:11:42.440 And I go, oh.

01:11:44.260 That's literally what I said.

01:11:44.900 I said, oh.

01:11:45.620 What'd she say?

01:11:46.260 Well, then she kept going on, and she was just like, basically, because it was a language

01:11:48.960 barrier.

01:11:49.700 And the more you kind of like, no, it wasn't English.

01:11:52.060 Well, it wasn't English, but she had a strong accent.

01:11:54.420 I mean, you're Puerto Rican.

01:11:54.900 She's Puerto Rican, so it was a little bit of a.

01:11:56.460 What was she saying?

01:11:57.140 What she said was like, yeah, once Jesus came and paid that debt, if you accept him

01:12:03.820 as your Lord and Savior and accept him into your life, then those generational iniquities

01:12:09.020 can be broken.

01:12:09.780 And I was like, based.

01:12:11.020 So it was interesting because she was kind of.

01:12:12.600 But if you don't, if you don't come out.

01:12:15.760 You're going to suffer the sins of your father.

01:12:17.080 You're going to suffer the sins of your father.

01:12:17.140 Satan, and all that stuff still exists.

01:12:18.960 So this was not an option for Ahab's kids.

01:12:23.080 Yeah, it was.

01:12:23.880 No, no, no.

01:12:24.300 Like, look how wicked and evil Ahab is.

01:12:27.520 And when he repents like this, look at the mercy of God in reaction to that.

01:12:31.980 God is always looking.

01:12:33.580 Like, dude, the fact that Jesus came and died on a cross like that, it proves he's always

01:12:37.480 looking to give us a path back to him.

01:12:40.340 So yeah, if he's that merciful to a dude who's that much of a wanker because at one time

01:12:44.920 he repented and fasted and humbled himself before God, God's like, all right, man, that's

01:12:49.860 all I need, dude.

01:12:50.500 I can work with that.

01:12:51.340 Then yeah, anybody can do that.

01:12:53.500 Okay.

01:12:54.120 Look how wicked Ahab is.

01:12:56.100 And that's how powerful fasting is in humbling yourself before God.

01:12:59.580 I don't say he's wicked.

01:13:00.480 I'd say it's mostly his wife.

01:13:02.260 That's wicked.

01:13:03.080 She's out of control.

01:13:04.300 Okay, but he gave it to her.

01:13:05.580 That's wickedness.

01:13:06.220 Yeah, but she's really mean.

01:13:07.420 Well, I guess it's like the definition of wickedness.

01:13:09.480 Like, is being a submissive bitch also being wicked?

01:13:12.080 The most wicked.

01:13:13.120 The most wicked.

01:13:14.560 It's like the most wicked.

01:13:16.340 All right.

01:13:16.860 Looking at you, Scott.

01:13:18.160 All right.

01:13:18.540 I can't keep reading, dude.

01:13:19.840 My throat's like, ah.

01:13:23.160 Don't do that noise.

01:13:24.000 Stop doing that noise.

01:13:24.760 Stop it.

01:13:25.240 Let's wrap it up then.

01:13:26.420 Right now?

01:13:27.380 I got to go.

01:13:28.040 I'm getting yelled at by my wife, but.

01:13:29.660 My wife?

01:13:30.300 Ah.

01:13:32.160 I mean, whatever you guys want to do.

01:13:33.120 In a couple of minutes.

01:13:34.900 What do you think?

01:13:35.740 I mean, we could do 22.

01:13:37.900 You read it?

01:13:38.540 And they continued three years without war between Syria and Israel.

01:13:42.500 And it came to pass in the third year that Jehoshaphat, the king of Judah, came down to

01:13:45.940 the king of Israel.

01:13:46.720 That's Ahab.

01:13:47.880 And the king of Israel said unto his servants, know you that Ramoth and Gilead is ours, and

01:13:51.460 we be still, and take it not out of the hand of the king of Syria.

01:13:54.780 So the king of Syria had conquered some land, and the king of Judah and Israel, which is

01:13:59.660 all of Israel proper, but now they're broken apart at this time period, they say, let's

01:14:03.540 get back together.

01:14:04.720 Let's go take this land back from the king of Syria.

01:14:06.600 And he said unto Jehoshaphat, will you go with me to battle to Ramoth, Gilead?

01:14:10.480 And Jehoshaphat said to the king of Israel, I am as thou art, my people as thy people,

01:14:14.760 my horses as thy horses.

01:14:16.280 So we're one.

01:14:17.020 So he's like, I'm down.

01:14:17.480 Yeah, we're one.

01:14:18.440 Let's get it.

01:14:19.320 And Jehoshaphat said unto the king of Israel, that's Ahab, inquire, I pray thee, at the

01:14:23.320 word of the Lord today.

01:14:25.020 So these dudes are just using God like a magic eight ball, bro.

01:14:28.240 Like this kind of thing doesn't change, man.

01:14:30.580 Then the king of Israel gathered the prophets together, about 400 men.

01:14:34.060 So somehow after Elijah killed them off, they started gathering again and said unto them,

01:14:39.520 shall I go against Ramoth, Gilead to battle or shall I forbear?

01:14:42.520 And they said, go up for the Lord shall deliver it into your hand, into the hand of the king.

01:14:47.380 Which king?

01:14:49.020 Ahab.

01:14:50.420 He's the one who's told to go get these guys and see what they say.

01:14:53.480 Notice the majority always say good news.

01:14:55.700 They always, yay, go do it.

01:14:57.460 Everything's good.

01:14:58.240 Let me tell you good news.

01:14:59.520 I don't want to tell you the hard things that you don't want to hear.

01:15:01.760 Let me tell you good things.

01:15:03.900 And Jehoshaphat said, is there not here a prophet of the Lord?

01:15:08.140 Because I got these other prophets of Baal, whatever, wherever they're from, like whatever

01:15:12.060 these dudes are, they're not real prophets of God.

01:15:15.580 Let's see if there's one of them.

01:15:18.860 One.

01:15:20.000 He's got 400 of the fake prophets.

01:15:22.580 Hey, can we find one real prophet?

01:15:24.900 I'd say that, like, that's an accurate number.

01:15:28.800 If you have 401 prophets.

01:15:30.540 One in 400?

01:15:31.580 One of them's a real one.

01:15:32.640 I don't know.

01:15:32.900 I think that lady was solid.

01:15:33.960 I felt really cool about her.

01:15:35.820 Is there not here a prophet of the Lord?

01:15:37.740 Besides that, we might inquire of him.

01:15:40.500 And the king of Israel said unto Jehoshaphat, there's yet one man.

01:15:44.640 Which is kind of sucky because there's only one, but on the other hand, it's kind of rad

01:15:49.800 because that's all God needs is one man.

01:15:52.700 And whether people like it or not, God operates through man.

01:15:55.260 This is crazy.

01:15:57.140 There's yet one man, Micah, the son of Imlop, by whom we may inquire of the Lord, but I hate him.

01:16:02.640 This guy keeps telling me crazy shit.

01:16:04.920 That's crazy.

01:16:05.300 Why?

01:16:05.920 Because he never prophesied good concerning me, but evil.

01:16:09.260 Yeah, he's a man of God.

01:16:10.320 He prophesied truth.

01:16:11.500 He's just saying what God says.

01:16:13.200 I just noticed this difference between fake prophets and real prophets.

01:16:16.360 Fake prophets always say sweet things to people.

01:16:19.300 That's interesting.

01:16:20.040 They want your money.

01:16:21.320 They want your money.

01:16:22.200 You watch it today, bro, and you have like prophets on TV.

01:16:25.120 Why do they have a TV show if they're prophets?

01:16:27.280 Yeah, we got a prophet.

01:16:28.380 Yeah, what are we doing here?

01:16:30.460 So you like prophesy good things to people and they send you money?

01:16:34.100 Like, bro, this never changes, man.

01:16:38.540 So it's interesting, though.

01:16:40.240 So Ahab's got beef with this guy.

01:16:43.200 With the prophet or with Jehoshaphat?

01:16:46.660 Yeah, Micaiah.

01:16:47.180 Okay.

01:16:48.000 He's got beef with Micaiah.

01:16:49.340 Does that know you?

01:16:50.160 So there's like a couple real prophets on the scene, dude.

01:16:52.620 This guy keeps telling me nasty.

01:16:54.200 So he doesn't just hate Elijah.

01:16:56.280 He hates him, too, man.

01:16:57.520 I don't want any bread.

01:16:58.460 Because he doesn't prophesy good concerning me, but evil.

01:17:02.640 And Jehoshaphat said, let not the king say so.

01:17:04.920 Let's hear him.

01:17:06.180 Then the king of Israel called an officer and said, hasten here, Micaiah, the son of Imlah.

01:17:10.280 And the king of Israel and Jehoshaphat, the king of Judah, sat each on his throne.

01:17:14.440 Are you okay?

01:17:17.580 What was that?

01:17:18.260 Having put on their robes.

01:17:19.560 Just lean over and spit on the ground?

01:17:20.800 In a void place in the entrance of the gate of Samaria.

01:17:24.820 And all the prophets prophesied before them.

01:17:27.380 Look at these big shots in the natural realm.

01:17:29.300 They're big shots.

01:17:30.400 They're on their throne.

01:17:31.620 They got all these people in front of them prophesying sweet things that they want to hear.

01:17:35.480 They're on the throne.

01:17:36.040 It must be so annoying.

01:17:36.980 Maybe they're getting crunked.

01:17:38.000 They're drinking out of the thing.

01:17:39.280 They're going, yeah.

01:17:40.080 Micaiah's sitting in the corner.

01:17:41.280 They're all doing this.

01:17:41.920 Then there's this one dude, man.

01:17:43.100 Watch this.

01:17:43.480 And Zedekiah, the son of Chennaha, made him horns of iron.

01:17:47.180 And he said, thus sayeth the Lord.

01:17:50.000 Look at how creative this guy is.

01:17:52.600 With these horns, you shall push the Syrians until you have consumed them.

01:17:57.040 Are you just saying shit?

01:17:58.260 Yeah.

01:17:58.860 And all the prophets prophesied.

01:18:00.540 So these prophets, just whatever they can think up in their brain.

01:18:02.880 And if you hang around so-called charismatic crowds.

01:18:06.240 Oh, yeah.

01:18:06.560 They'll start like.

01:18:07.240 You'll just hear the most foolish stuff, dude.

01:18:09.180 And they'll back each other?

01:18:10.380 They'll just say foolish things, dude.

01:18:12.440 Like, I don't know.

01:18:13.420 I just, I've heard some very foolish things.

01:18:15.080 Go start a podcast in a coffee shop.

01:18:16.340 People start prophesying.

01:18:17.580 And they're saying like, oh, I saw this guy preaching.

01:18:19.440 And there was hearts coming off of him while he was preaching.

01:18:21.520 You're like, just read the Bible.

01:18:22.380 Well, there's that.

01:18:23.260 Remember that video we saw?

01:18:24.400 You've heard that?

01:18:24.920 These charismatics are just spazzing on the ground.

01:18:28.120 Oh, yeah.

01:18:28.400 And there's like four or five of them in there.

01:18:30.700 And it's like, yeah.

01:18:31.340 So they all start doing like, I don't know, man.

01:18:33.500 I mean, it kind of looked like fake bullshit.

01:18:35.180 But you start like, if he's going to do fake bullshit, I'll do fake bullshit, too.

01:18:38.400 You get enough of us together.

01:18:39.780 We all feel good.

01:18:40.560 There's a diffusion of responsibility.

01:18:41.440 But that's the tough thing, dude.

01:18:42.700 Again, you get back to the Republican and Democrat thing.

01:18:44.840 It's like, so there's either that, charismatics, or there's like the not charismatics, the

01:18:50.840 not Pentecostals who just don't believe in any of the gifts.

01:18:53.720 So like my doctrine or my theology is the same as the charismatics.

01:18:56.540 Is it a gift to spaz out?

01:18:57.580 But then when I watch, but exactly.

01:18:59.060 Then I watch him, I go, no, no, but I'm not down with that.

01:19:01.520 Like, I'm not down with that.

01:19:02.120 Should we say a prayer for the Republican Party?

01:19:04.340 Stop.

01:19:05.940 All right.

01:19:06.380 And all the prophets prophesied, so saying, get up to Ramoth Gilead and prosper for the

01:19:11.040 Lord shall deliver it into the king's hand.

01:19:13.540 These guys are just making stuff up, bro.

01:19:15.920 And the messenger that was gone to call Micaiah spoke unto him, saying, behold, now the words

01:19:19.980 of the prophets declare good unto the king with one mouth.

01:19:23.380 Let your word, I pray you, be like the word of one of them and speak that which is good.

01:19:28.440 So one of these false prophets tries to bully him and say, make sure you say something good

01:19:31.860 too.

01:19:33.100 And Micaiah said, bitch, bro, as the Lord lives, whatever the Lord says to me, that will I speak.

01:19:40.860 That's the definition of prophecy.

01:19:42.260 And the guy's like, no, no, no, that's not what we're doing.

01:19:44.180 It's like, we're lying.

01:19:44.900 We're lying.

01:19:45.220 Can you get with the lying?

01:19:46.620 So he came to the king.

01:19:47.640 Remember, it's 400 versus one.

01:19:49.260 Remember, Elijah already fought 850 versus one.

01:19:51.640 This is where you get the statement like, if it's me and God, we have the majority.

01:19:57.000 It doesn't matter if it's 1,000 versus one or 10,000 versus one.

01:20:00.220 If it's me and God, we have the majority.

01:20:01.660 So he came to the king and the king said unto him, Micaiah, shall we go against Ramoth Gilead

01:20:05.980 to battle or shall we forbear?

01:20:07.720 This is them, again, they're trying to use God like a genie in a bottle or like the magic

01:20:11.320 eight ball.

01:20:11.800 You shake it and you look right at you.

01:20:13.120 Yeah, that's people's concept of God.

01:20:15.460 And he answered him.

01:20:16.600 I like this guy.

01:20:17.840 He answered him.

01:20:18.400 Yeah, go and prosper, man.

01:20:19.520 For the Lord shall deliver it into the hand of the king.

01:20:23.400 And the king said unto him, How many times shall I adjure thee that you tell me nothing

01:20:27.360 but that which is true in the name of the Lord?

01:20:30.000 So he knows he's being sarcastic.

01:20:31.940 He says, he said, OK, if you're sure that's what you want.

01:20:35.960 He said, I saw all Israel scattered upon the hills as sheep that have no shepherd.

01:20:40.440 And Lord said, These have no master.

01:20:42.520 Let them return every man to his house in peace.

01:20:44.760 And the king of Israel said to Joseph that, Didn't I tell you that he'd prophesied no good

01:20:49.100 concerning me, but evil?

01:20:50.300 Didn't I tell you, don't bring this guy around here.

01:20:52.020 So at first he says, he's like, yeah, yeah, show your win.

01:20:54.380 He's like, yo, tell me the truth, man.

01:20:55.460 Stop lying to me.

01:20:56.100 And he goes, dude, everybody's going to die.

01:20:58.420 He's like, see what did I say about this guy?

01:20:59.700 I told you this guy was an asshole.

01:21:00.480 This is hilarious.

01:21:01.400 You realize that, right?

01:21:02.440 It is very funny.

01:21:03.160 I mean, it's kind of hilarious, but it's kind of like heavy on my heart because these

01:21:07.200 don't, this doesn't change, man.

01:21:09.120 The modern American 501c3 system does this same thing, dude.

01:21:12.900 They want these sweet words.

01:21:15.100 They want these sweet things.

01:21:16.140 All this caffeine.

01:21:16.880 Yeah.

01:21:17.040 This is funny to me.

01:21:19.740 I don't, I don't disagree.

01:21:20.940 I don't imagine it played out like a cartoon.

01:21:23.260 I mean, I'm imagining it played out how it is now.

01:21:25.640 It's very funny.

01:21:26.200 I know, but it's just like to turn and like you said, be like, I told you this guy.

01:21:28.860 That's fine when it's another story, but when you're watching it in real time, it's tough.

01:21:33.460 People are being led astray because they want to hear sweet things that they want to hear.

01:21:37.220 Yeah, I know.

01:21:37.580 But like, look, it's still funny to me because I'm a, maybe because I'm a bad person.

01:21:41.820 When I do look at it, I go, this is very funny.

01:21:45.180 It's objectively funny.

01:21:46.800 I still reserve said buzzkill.

01:21:48.480 Like, yeah, he was the buzzkill.

01:21:49.580 Yeah.

01:21:49.760 This guy was like, this guy said, this is why we don't invite you to any parties.

01:21:52.140 No, but you don't, maybe it's just the part of me that needs to go away.

01:21:56.300 But laughing at other people's displeasure or when it's clear that's like, that's what's

01:22:01.920 going to happen.

01:22:02.340 I'm not laughing at his displeasure.

01:22:03.900 I'm laughing at the way it's structured where he goes like, dude, tell me the truth.

01:22:08.280 Yeah.

01:22:08.400 You're like, come on, do it.

01:22:09.200 And then he tells him the truth and he's like, this guy sucks.

01:22:10.840 I told you this guy sucks.

01:22:11.520 But when people do that in real life, even today when they do that and they go, tell me

01:22:15.280 what I want to hear.

01:22:15.880 And you go, here's what you want to hear.

01:22:17.320 And you go, stop lying.

01:22:18.160 And you go, all right, here's the truth.

01:22:19.260 They go, fuck.

01:22:20.340 And it's very funny.

01:22:21.720 It's funny.

01:22:22.180 It's funny.

01:22:22.880 Stop doing it.

01:22:23.740 Is what I mean.

01:22:24.560 I mean, I'll stop laughing at them when they stop doing it.

01:22:28.340 Thumb?

01:22:28.480 Thumb, they, them.

01:22:28.980 Thumb.

01:22:29.720 He will stop laughing at all the women.

01:22:31.340 Is it fair for me to tell them I'll stop laughing at you, having a laugh at your expense?

01:22:35.480 That was a talking text.

01:22:36.580 Would it type out thumb or thumb?

01:22:38.600 100% thumb.

01:22:39.460 Thumb?

01:22:39.820 Okay.

01:22:40.700 I'm not brewing this.

01:22:42.100 I'm not brewing this.

01:22:42.980 He said, hear thou therefore the word of the Lord.

01:22:48.540 I saw the Lord sitting on his throne and all the hosts of heaven standing by him on his

01:22:53.120 right hand and on his left.

01:22:54.460 I like this.

01:22:55.000 And the Lord said, who shall persuade Ahab that he may go up and fall at Ramoth Gilead?

01:23:00.260 So now God is setting up a plan for Ahab to fall at Ramoth Gilead.

01:23:05.120 People are like, oh, no, no.

01:23:06.300 God would never do this.

01:23:07.320 Okay, just read the book.

01:23:08.140 So that was it?

01:23:08.720 He just said.

01:23:09.440 No, that's not it.

01:23:10.600 That's not it.

01:23:11.060 No, I'm saying Ahab was like, they told you this guy sucks.

01:23:13.300 And then that's it.

01:23:13.920 He didn't believe him.

01:23:15.000 And then so Micaiah right now is explaining to him exactly what's happening.

01:23:18.380 He says, listen, Ahab, this is exactly what's happening right now.

01:23:21.540 Hear the word of the Lord.

01:23:22.640 I saw the Lord in the eternal realm sitting on his throne and all the host of heaven standing

01:23:28.580 by him.

01:23:29.520 This is the this is that scripture that we talk about with Ed where God is there and he's

01:23:34.760 asking counsel.

01:23:35.700 Yeah, he has a counsel.

01:23:36.860 And he's like, how are we going to?

01:23:38.040 These are this is one of the passages.

01:23:39.740 There's several passages like this.

01:23:41.020 It's in Job.

01:23:41.760 It's in Psalm.

01:23:42.540 Is it 82 or 89?

01:23:44.200 There's it's not it's not one place.

01:23:46.440 There's like the courts of heaven there with God.

01:23:49.460 And Micaiah says, yeah, I saw this in the spirit realm.

01:23:51.580 I saw it in heaven and the host of heaven standing by him on his right and his left.

01:23:55.320 And the Lord said, who shall persuade Ahab?

01:23:57.280 This conversation is happening in heaven in the prophets watching it, that he may go up

01:24:02.340 and fall at Ramoth Gilead.

01:24:03.740 I want to put a plan together and I want you guys to be in on it.

01:24:06.900 How are we going to get Ahab killed in battle?

01:24:08.940 That's what God says.

01:24:09.880 That's crazy.

01:24:10.640 People aren't ready for that.

01:24:11.560 People are like, oh, no, no, God wouldn't do that.

01:24:13.520 OK, read the Bible.

01:24:14.800 I'm sorry, Matt, but you're going to you're going to look me in my face and tell me that

01:24:18.340 that's not funny.

01:24:20.280 Bro, all this is very heavy to me, bro.

01:24:22.200 I don't know.

01:24:22.720 Very funny.

01:24:23.260 I know.

01:24:23.540 I'm not disagreeing that it's not funny.

01:24:25.060 It probably is.

01:24:25.760 But it's just very heavy to me, too, man.

01:24:28.180 He's like, we're going to kill this guy.

01:24:29.560 How are we going to do it?

01:24:30.380 I think it's I think it's funny.

01:24:31.360 I think it's heavy if humans are being led astray.

01:24:33.600 That's all I'm saying.

01:24:35.140 But this guy kind of deserves it.

01:24:37.400 Right.

01:24:38.240 He's a wanker.

01:24:38.920 And the Lord said, who shall persuade Ahab that he may go up and fall at Ramoth Gilead?

01:24:43.240 We have to persuade him.

01:24:44.580 We have to convince him that he should go do this.

01:24:47.080 Damn.

01:24:47.520 OK.

01:24:47.860 All right.

01:24:48.080 That's what I wasn't picking up.

01:24:49.020 So he's like, all right.

01:24:50.780 How are we going to lie to him?

01:24:51.780 That's like when God sends a delusion.

01:24:53.360 We're not lie.

01:24:54.260 How are we going to?

01:24:55.020 Yeah.

01:24:55.240 We're going to persuade him.

01:24:56.300 Watch.

01:24:56.600 And one said on this manner and another said on that manner.

01:24:59.880 So these are angels, if you will.

01:25:01.300 They're entities in the unseen realm.

01:25:02.940 I'm having a very hard time looking at you, being so serious about this.

01:25:06.940 This is very funny.

01:25:07.980 They're like, hey, why are you?

01:25:09.260 It's a writing room.

01:25:10.260 This is too much.

01:25:10.940 This is a writing room.

01:25:11.960 It's a writing room for this guy.

01:25:14.080 Fair.

01:25:14.400 That's a fair statement.

01:25:15.420 I don't live in the world of comedy where you guys just play playtime all the time.

01:25:18.360 So I just don't have that, bro.

01:25:19.480 I have to work for a living.

01:25:20.620 You guys just play playtime.

01:25:21.740 And so it's different.

01:25:22.440 You're like, oh, yeah, this is playtime.

01:25:23.640 It's funny.

01:25:24.400 I'm like, no, damn.

01:25:25.120 This is heavy, bro.

01:25:26.140 He's got all these angelic beings or spiritual entities, whatever they are.

01:25:30.520 It's the host of heaven.

01:25:31.480 They're there with him.

01:25:32.260 And he's like, guys, let's come up with a game plan to trick this dude into going into

01:25:36.580 battle so he can die.

01:25:38.780 That's what's happening, bro.

01:25:40.140 And the reason it's heavy to me is people have to know God.

01:25:43.860 They have to know who he is.

01:25:44.980 And they don't know these stories, so they don't know God.

01:25:47.540 So they say the dumbest stuff.

01:25:49.340 So people in church circles say the dumbest stuff about God.

01:25:52.520 And if you love the Lord and you know him because you read these stories, you're kind

01:25:55.740 of like hurt by people that are saying these dumb things about God because they don't know

01:25:59.240 him.

01:25:59.400 They don't understand who he is because they don't know this.

01:26:01.440 Why is God asking his counsel about this?

01:26:03.660 Because he likes to get us involved in it, man.

01:26:05.680 Somehow we are co-laborers together with Christ.

01:26:08.100 Why?

01:26:08.480 He doesn't need us.

01:26:09.540 Isn't this fun?

01:26:10.200 He chooses to do it that way because he has a family.

01:26:12.240 Just like you don't need kids, but you have kids because you have love.

01:26:16.000 So you have kids and you make them part of your life.

01:26:18.060 You don't have to.

01:26:18.800 You choose to do it.

01:26:19.680 God does that, bro.

01:26:20.880 It's this wild ass thing, man.

01:26:23.560 So one said on this manner, another said on that manner.

01:26:26.320 So they're all deciding, how are we going to do this?

01:26:28.640 And there came forth a spirit and stood before the Lord and said, I'll persuade him.

01:26:32.740 I like this guy.

01:26:33.740 I'll do it.

01:26:34.280 I'll do it.

01:26:34.980 I like this entity.

01:26:36.640 And the Lord said unto him, how are you going to do it, bro?

01:26:40.300 And he said, I'll go forth and I will be a lying spirit in the mouth of all his prophets.

01:26:46.620 Oh, so he's going to inspire the prophets to prophesy.

01:26:49.700 He's going to die, but he's going to be a lying spirit.

01:26:51.880 Boom.

01:26:52.400 And that's how you get confident prophets prophesying falsehood.

01:26:56.380 Because they are having an experience.

01:26:58.160 Yes.

01:26:58.440 And God said, that'll work.

01:27:00.420 Go do it.

01:27:00.740 Do you think anyone were like, whoa, this is different.

01:27:03.100 We're usually just lying.

01:27:04.020 But I totally just heard something this time.

01:27:06.660 And this is what it's saying.

01:27:07.360 Yeah.

01:27:07.820 Yeah, dude.

01:27:08.400 And that makes them extra convinced.

01:27:10.300 Remember we just read in Jude about these dudes that they're, we read in Timothy that

01:27:15.680 they're deceiving and being deceived themselves.

01:27:18.380 That's what this is.

01:27:19.640 These guys are deceiving Ahab because they're deceived themselves.

01:27:23.980 This all runs hand in hand with Jude.

01:27:25.880 You're right.

01:27:26.380 We should have, I should have did a little better deep dive, but you could probably just

01:27:29.440 open up to any page and use anything to go with what Jude's saying, because it's through

01:27:33.100 the whole book.

01:27:33.620 It's like God's orchestrating this.

01:27:35.220 Because I asked, I was like, send Holy Spirit.

01:27:36.800 So this entity in the unseen realm says, yeah, I'll go forth and I'll be a lying spirit in

01:27:41.300 the mouth of all his prophets.

01:27:42.580 And he said, thou shall persuade him and prevail.

01:27:44.860 And go forth and do it.

01:27:46.540 I like it.

01:27:47.380 My man.

01:27:48.000 I like it.

01:27:48.880 Okay.

01:27:49.220 This is another one.

01:27:50.240 This is just a verse right here.

01:27:51.740 Go ahead and write it down.

01:27:52.380 In 1 Kings 22, verse 23, this is just another verse that people aren't ready for, but they

01:27:57.280 need to know that this verse exists.

01:27:58.920 They're not ready for it, Matt.

01:27:59.720 Give it to him.

01:28:00.560 Now, therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of all these

01:28:05.100 thy prophets, and the Lord hath spoken evil concerning thee.

01:28:10.180 That's just a loaded statement that people can't get down with, dude.

01:28:13.880 They just can't get down with it.

01:28:15.620 The Lord put a lying spirit in the mouth of all these prophets.

01:28:19.580 Yeah.

01:28:19.900 And the Lord hath spoken evil concerning thee.

01:28:22.720 But this is also what these people wanted.

01:28:25.180 This is what you wanted.

01:28:26.040 So I'll give you what you want.

01:28:27.180 He's only giving you what you want.

01:28:28.840 Yeah.

01:28:29.440 If you keep shaking the magic eight ball, and he's like, you're going to die if you go

01:28:32.300 here.

01:28:32.640 But that's what happened with Balaam, right?

01:28:34.180 Like, Balaam was like, should I go?

01:28:35.400 He's like, no.

01:28:36.800 And he kept asking.

01:28:37.340 He kept asking.

01:28:37.980 He says, okay, fine.

01:28:38.620 Go.

01:28:40.180 Yes.

01:28:41.500 Kind of funny.

01:28:42.480 Okay, that's fine.

01:28:43.280 But it's heavy, too, bro.

01:28:44.540 It's heavy, but it's very funny.

01:28:46.180 You will get what you ask for.

01:28:47.780 But Zedekiah, the son of Chenanana, went near and smote Micaiah on the cheek.

01:28:53.060 So one of these false prophets comes and smacks him on the cheek.

01:28:56.080 Damn.

01:28:56.420 So listen, listen.

01:28:57.120 We just read that story of what happened in heaven.

01:29:00.800 But remember, that was Micaiah explaining to the king what happened.

01:29:05.560 He said, this is what just happened in the spirit realm.

01:29:07.620 And smacked him like, huh.

01:29:08.580 And so one of the false prophets comes along and smacks Micaiah on the cheek.

01:29:13.740 Oh, yeah?

01:29:14.160 Which way went the spirit of the Lord for me to speak unto you?

01:29:16.740 And Micaiah said, behold, you'll see in that day.

01:29:19.960 And then Micaiah fed him an uppercut and a left hook.

01:29:23.160 No, then he went into the inner chamber to hide himself.

01:29:25.460 Behold, you'll see in that day when you go hide in an inner chamber to hide yourself.

01:29:29.900 And the king of Israel said, take Micaiah and carry him back on Ammon, the governor of the city,

01:29:35.080 and to Joash, the king's son, and say, thus sayeth the king, put this fellow in the prison

01:29:39.640 and feed him with bread of affliction and with water of affliction until I come in peace.

01:29:43.480 The hell is affliction?

01:29:44.320 He's saying, I'm not going to die.

01:29:46.260 Keep him in the dungeon until I come back in peace.

01:29:48.780 What is bread of affliction?

01:29:49.300 Because he's saying, I'm going to die.

01:29:50.780 Damn.

01:29:51.360 I just think he's saying, like, don't treat him good.

01:29:53.840 Poop on that bread.

01:29:54.500 He's going to give him bread and water.

01:29:55.240 That's always going to live off.

01:29:55.780 Give him that poopy bread.

01:29:57.360 And don't treat him good.

01:29:59.000 And Micaiah said, if you return it all in peace, I got a lot more to worry about.

01:30:05.260 The Lord had not spoken by me.

01:30:07.500 And he said, hearken, O people, every one of you.

01:30:10.780 This is just like when Moses said, if these guys, if Korah and these guys die of old age,

01:30:16.560 then I'm not from God.

01:30:18.540 But if the earth opens its mouth and swallows them up alive,

01:30:23.020 then know that God's talking to you today.

01:30:25.120 That's what this guy says.

01:30:26.120 And then they do.

01:30:26.660 Yeah.

01:30:27.040 If you return in peace, then I'm not a real prophet.

01:30:29.780 Let's just see what happens, bro.

01:30:32.420 So the king of Israel, that's Ahab, and Jehoshaphat, the king of Judah,

01:30:35.440 went up to Ramoth-Gilead.

01:30:36.540 And the king of Israel said on Jehoshaphat, I'll disguise myself.

01:30:41.440 Stupid.

01:30:41.880 What a wanker.

01:30:42.740 He's going into battle, but he won't dress like he's the king.

01:30:45.280 What a stupid bitch.

01:30:46.860 I'll disguise myself and enter into the battle.

01:30:49.180 But you put on your robes.

01:30:50.580 And the king of Israel disguised himself and went into the battle.

01:30:53.200 So he doesn't look like the king.

01:30:54.720 He just looks like a common man so that they don't come and try to kill him.

01:30:57.700 But the king of Syria commanded his 32 captains that had rolled over his chariot saying,

01:31:02.480 fight, don't fight with the small or the great.

01:31:05.880 Only fight with the king of Israel.

01:31:07.860 Try to kill the king of Israel.

01:31:09.640 But he's not dressed as the king of Israel.

01:31:11.400 He's just dressed as a common man.

01:31:12.860 Oh, okay.

01:31:14.060 Aaron says, bread and water of affliction equals meager rations.

01:31:17.580 So just give them little bits.

01:31:19.320 Not poopy, pee, pee, water.

01:31:20.740 So the king of Samaria commanded 32 captains that had a rule over saying,

01:31:27.780 fight neither the small nor great, save only with the king of Israel.

01:31:32.300 Try to kill the king of Israel.

01:31:33.600 You want me to read it?

01:31:34.780 Oh, you can read it if you want to.

01:31:36.020 Well, no, you're trying to get out of here.

01:31:37.180 I know when you do that.

01:31:38.000 Yeah, he's trying to get out of here.

01:31:38.920 He's trying to speed it up.

01:31:39.420 And it came to pass when the captains of the chariot saw Jehoshaphat,

01:31:42.020 they said, surely it's the king of Israel.

01:31:43.480 And they turned aside to fight against him.

01:31:44.920 And Jehoshaphat cried out.

01:31:46.160 And it came to pass.

01:31:46.960 He's not the king of Israel.

01:31:47.860 He's the king of Judah.

01:31:49.320 And it came to pass when the captains of the chariots perceived that it was not

01:31:52.020 the king of Israel that they turned back from pursuing him.

01:31:54.620 And a certain man drew a bow and arrow at a venture and smote the king of Israel

01:31:59.080 between the joints of the harness.

01:32:01.000 Right in his back.

01:32:01.820 So he's got a harness on.

01:32:03.700 He's protecting himself.

01:32:05.120 But there's little slits.

01:32:06.860 And somebody just draws back a bow and randomly fires a bow shot.

01:32:11.540 And that's just God just steering it.

01:32:12.840 An arrow.

01:32:13.640 Yeah.

01:32:14.780 And smote the king of Israel between the joints of the harness.

01:32:18.380 Wherefore, he said unto the driver of his chariot, turn your hand and carry me out of the host

01:32:22.340 because I'm wounded.

01:32:23.520 And the battle increased that day.

01:32:24.980 And the king was stayed up in his chariot against the Syrians and died at evening.

01:32:29.080 And the blood ran out of the wound into the midst of the chariot.

01:32:32.380 And there went a proclamation throughout the host about the going down of the sun saying,

01:32:36.140 every man to his city and every man to his own country.

01:32:38.700 So the king died and was brought to Samaria.

01:32:41.180 And they buried the king in Samaria.

01:32:43.080 And one washed the chariot in the pool of Samaria.

01:32:45.960 And the dogs licked up his blood.

01:32:47.860 Oh, just like God said.

01:32:49.460 And they washed his armor according to the word of the Lord which he spoke.

01:32:53.460 Now, the rest of the acts of Ahab the wanker and all that he did in the ivory house which he made

01:32:58.300 and all the cities that he built, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel?

01:33:02.980 So he probably did, like, cool stuff in that day.

01:33:04.700 And people were like, yeah, Ahab's good.

01:33:06.140 Yeah, right on.

01:33:07.220 And other people were like, no, Ahab's bad.

01:33:08.760 But this is how heaven viewed his life.

01:33:10.480 This is it.

01:33:11.760 Regardless of what the Republicans and Democrats said or whatever people said on Twitter,

01:33:15.640 I think he's good.

01:33:16.220 I think he's bad.

01:33:16.780 This is how heaven looked at his life.

01:33:18.040 It's so Ahab slept with his fathers, and Ahaziah, his son, reigned in his steed.

01:33:24.100 And Jehoshaphat, the son of Asa, began to reign over Judah in the fourth year of Ahab, king of Israel.

01:33:29.600 Jehoshaphat was 35 years old when he began to reign, and he reigned 25 years in Jerusalem.

01:33:33.520 And his mother's name was Azubah, the daughter of Shilhai.

01:33:37.060 And he walked in all the ways of Asa's father.

01:33:39.700 He turned not aside from it, doing that which was right in the eyes of the Lord.

01:33:43.480 Nevertheless, the high places were not taken away.

01:33:46.260 So you get some of these people, they do some good, but they don't do all good.

01:33:49.280 They didn't take away the high places where they were worshiping false gods.

01:33:53.000 For the people offered and burnt incense, yet in the high places.

01:33:59.480 And Jehoshaphat made peace with the king of Israel.

01:34:01.480 You know what's interesting?

01:34:02.440 Really quickly, that guy was telling us, Joe and Franco, that when these children are on the hill,

01:34:08.580 they see angels battling.

01:34:10.000 And when they see them battling, they can actually smell.

01:34:12.200 And the smell is of incenses.

01:34:14.280 Oh yeah, that was really interesting.

01:34:15.540 That was a very interesting tidbit.

01:34:16.620 That was super cool.

01:34:17.480 Incense is a thing, man.

01:34:18.580 I mean, in the book of Revelation, it talks about incense going up, like the prayers of the saints.

01:34:22.960 But you said incest.

01:34:24.580 I did accidentally.

01:34:25.640 And they don't smell incest.

01:34:26.520 You shouldn't uncover the nakedness of your fathers.

01:34:28.540 We know that already.

01:34:29.420 And Jehoshaphat made peace with the king of Israel.

01:34:31.480 Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat and his might that he showed, and how he wore it,

01:34:35.560 are they not written in the book of the Chronicles of the kings of Judah?

01:34:38.040 And the remnant of the Sodomites, which remained in the days of his father, Asa, he took out of the land.

01:34:45.140 There was then no king in Edom.

01:34:47.100 A deputy was king.

01:34:49.720 Jehoshaphat made ships of Tharshish to go to Ophir for gold.

01:34:53.740 But they didn't go because the ships were broken at Ezion Geber.

01:34:56.680 Then said Ahaziah, the son of Ahab, unto Jehoshaphat, let my servants go with your servants in the ships.

01:35:04.160 But Jehoshaphat would not.

01:35:05.680 This gets more detailed in 2 Chronicles 19, but we're not going to get into all that.

01:35:09.900 And Jehoshaphat slept with his fathers and was buried with his fathers in the city of David, his father.

01:35:14.660 And Jehoram, his son, reigned in his steed.

01:35:17.180 Ahaziah, the son of Ahab, began to reign over Israel and Samaria, the 17th year of Jehoshaphat, king of Judah,

01:35:22.620 and reigned two years over Israel.

01:35:24.120 And he did evil on the side of the Lord and walked in the way of his father and in the way of his mother

01:35:28.780 and in the way of Jeroboam, the son of Nebat, who made Israel to sin.

01:35:33.160 Do you see how this happens with the kings of Israel?

01:35:35.180 Some do good, some do bad.

01:35:36.380 Some do good, some do bad.

01:35:37.680 So if we're in a time period right now where the king of Israel is doing bad today,

01:35:41.900 okay, that's biblically consistent.

01:35:44.320 Talking to you, Netanyahu.

01:35:46.060 For he served Baal and worshipped him and provoked to anger the Lord God of Israel

01:35:50.020 according to all that his fathers had done.

01:35:52.100 According to all that his father had done.

01:35:55.760 That's all I'm saying, man.

01:35:56.820 These dudes, they say, oh, in Israel, they're worshipping Satan.

01:35:59.540 Okay, that's nothing new.

01:36:00.380 That was really good, dude.

01:36:01.180 You didn't prepare for that?

01:36:02.400 And that was really good.

01:36:03.260 I think...

01:36:03.760 I want people on camera to see it.

01:36:05.480 I think Matt should record the Bible.

01:36:08.240 That would be fun to listen.

01:36:09.140 It's a very intense reading.

01:36:11.100 Oh, like they do Johnny Cash reads the Bible.

01:36:13.720 We do Matt Heppner reads the Bible.

01:36:15.220 Yeah.

01:36:16.280 And then we'll get Indiana Moans to do the forward to it.

01:36:18.720 Stop doing that, dude.

01:36:20.000 He's not brewing that.

01:36:21.500 He's not brewing that right now.

01:36:22.460 I'm not brewing that.

01:36:23.020 I got to go.

01:36:24.140 I'm not brewing that right now.

01:36:25.280 I got a urine.

01:36:28.120 Dude, I got to pee too.

01:36:30.100 I'm a bit gassy.

01:36:31.060 This has been a great...

01:36:33.940 Wait, don't cut us short just because you have to go.

01:36:36.260 We have to go.

01:36:36.780 I want to talk about what we just read, dude.

01:36:38.520 We can't unpack this a little bit?

01:36:40.940 Yeah, you can talk.

01:36:41.740 Unpack it.

01:36:42.360 I got to go.

01:36:43.100 No, you're not leaving, dude.

01:36:44.380 No, dude, stay.

01:36:45.380 I got to go.

01:36:46.580 No, you don't.

01:36:48.260 What are you talking about?

01:36:49.380 You don't have to go.

01:36:50.460 You don't have to go.

01:36:50.880 All right, if you do have to go, let's wrap it up proper, bro.

01:36:53.700 What's your take on all this?

01:36:55.080 What's your final takeaway from all this?

01:36:57.360 I like that.

01:36:57.920 I wonder if we'll see current-day Israel do good things.

01:37:02.980 I like that.

01:37:03.820 If there's an ebb and flow.

01:37:04.860 Probably not.

01:37:05.880 I mean, probably not.

01:37:07.300 But probably.

01:37:08.120 There is an ebb and flow.

01:37:09.260 Yeah.

01:37:10.080 Yeah, but it's generational.

01:37:10.420 And there's guys that do good, but then some stuff they do bad.

01:37:13.920 I mean, like, Israel in general as a whole.

01:37:18.380 As a whole.

01:37:19.100 As, like, a place.

01:37:20.720 The LGB capital of the world?

01:37:22.140 It's interesting to see, like, to refer to Netanyahu as the king of Israel.

01:37:26.120 That's kind of what it is.

01:37:27.120 Bad king.

01:37:28.200 Maybe they get a good king.

01:37:29.160 Maybe the story's not done.

01:37:30.540 Maybe it just looks like we're right in.

01:37:31.840 Well, the trippy thing for us is, like, who knows who's ruling behind closed doors?

01:37:35.540 Like, that's the tough thing.

01:37:36.500 Satan.

01:37:36.980 With all of the nations now.

01:37:38.920 It's like, there's nation states, but there's absolutely a one world order that's, like, in every nation.

01:37:45.500 Take it easy, Alex Jones.

01:37:46.540 That's not true.

01:37:46.980 You see what I'm saying?

01:37:49.220 Yeah.

01:37:49.520 So, like, that's the tough thing, too.

01:37:52.420 It's like, imagine if you just start talking about America, and then you were to say something like, what do you mean, Barack Obama's America or Trump's America?

01:37:59.940 Do you see what I'm saying?

01:38:00.720 Not to, like, open this crazy can of worms.

01:38:02.560 No, I mean, I do think there's a good rule of thumb, and it's like, if you know their names, they're probably not in control.

01:38:08.960 I do love the...

01:38:09.740 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

01:38:10.820 So, like, who knows who's really in control of these nations, dude?

01:38:13.460 I love the writing of him getting shot through his harness and the blood seeping out of the chariot.

01:38:22.320 And I liked that his last words were like, take me home.

01:38:24.440 I've been wounded.

01:38:25.680 I need bread.

01:38:27.040 Gay to the very end, but the...

01:38:29.840 Man, just imagine the scenery of the chariot taking him home and just blood spilling out.

01:38:34.280 I can see it all through my mind as if it's shot, like, Troy.

01:38:37.760 Remember the movie Troy with Brad Pitt?

01:38:39.480 Like, that's how I...

01:38:40.920 When we're talking about these things, it plays out in my mind.

01:38:42.460 It's tragic, it's wonderful, and it is a little bit hilarious.

01:38:46.060 That's funny.

01:38:46.340 Maybe I'm broken inside.

01:38:47.640 No, I think it's...

01:38:48.420 No, I think it's a fair statement, man.

01:38:49.720 The game is real.

01:38:50.620 Like, it's...

01:38:51.100 This is going on.

01:38:52.040 But then he slept with his fathers?

01:38:53.520 That's gay and weird.

01:38:54.520 But that's...

01:38:55.060 And then I like to see, like I said, the view of, like, how heaven views the story.

01:39:00.340 In that day, there was probably some totally different story being told in the news.

01:39:03.840 Totally different story.

01:39:04.640 It's just we have to always keep in mind, how is heaven viewing the story?

01:39:08.260 And then that ending part right here, what my baby mama's ho ass says, and the dogs licked

01:39:12.460 it up.

01:39:12.980 Just like he said, just like it was prophesied.

01:39:15.880 The view of heaven from...

01:39:20.960 Is that where this is...

01:39:22.560 I guess this entire thing is being written by, like, from the view of heaven.

01:39:26.620 Yeah.

01:39:26.880 That's very interesting.

01:39:27.900 That's what the Bible is, bro.

01:39:29.620 So, like, all these...

01:39:30.120 That's what I'm saying.

01:39:30.600 Like, don't get so caught up in all the things being talked about today.

01:39:34.220 Heaven's probably not even talking about any of that stuff.

01:39:37.120 Like, there's a very specific thing that heaven's viewing right now.

01:39:40.400 You do got to go.

01:39:41.200 I do got to go.

01:39:43.160 Thanks for watching, guys.

01:39:44.040 Thanks for watching.

01:39:44.660 I'm in a lot of trouble.

01:39:45.320 Hey, you did a good job, dude.

01:39:46.180 You really did, man.

01:39:46.720 You did a good job.

01:39:47.520 You really did, Raven.

01:39:48.180 Hey, dude, you did a good job, dude.

01:39:49.240 I love doing this with you, Raven.

01:39:50.620 You're great, man.

01:39:51.280 Stop!

01:39:51.480 I love you, Raven.

01:40:21.460 Stop!

Nephilim Death Squad - November 25, 2025

Elijah Wanted to Die ｜ NDS Bible Study w Mattt Hepner

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