Nephilim Death Squad - Gnosticism is Gay ｜ Neph 2 America

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00:00:52.040 In the shadows of the ancient one.

00:00:56.820 They never went away

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00:01:26.820 that's the wrong person uh welcome back ladies and gentlemen this is technically

00:01:43.220 neft to america uh you know what why don't we just play that intro you want to just play that

00:01:47.220 intro yeah as if we didn't waste enough time i don't care do it

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00:02:52.160 All right. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Death to America,

00:02:57.120 your cultural commentary. Don't ask that. For the end of days, I am David Lee Corbo,

00:03:01.720 a.k.a. The Raven. That's Top Lobster, a.k.a. Mr. Basie.

00:03:05.440 Mr. Basie? Am I still Basie?

00:03:07.080 I don't know. We had some tech issues before getting started, and so it seems they might

00:03:11.580 still be going on. I don't know, guys. Let us know if Top sounds Basie.

00:03:14.700 We're going to lie to the people and say tech issues.

00:03:17.100 Well, we had tech issues before we had the other issues, which is much less of an issue.

00:03:21.460 z-man um calling the shop he called the shop to ask why we were so late and uh it's because we

00:03:28.700 were doing a mock uh what would you call it a mock um podcast with emmett emmett is uh isn't

00:03:35.940 don't tell them about the mock rituals that we know we didn't do a mock uh child sacrifice ritual

00:03:39.760 we did a mock podcast with emmett uh who is eight years old and he's the son of lindsey who is uh

00:03:45.440 one of the homies a fan all the way from california and she stopped by and emmett was

00:03:50.560 here hanging out. And so we asked

00:03:52.640 him some really important questions about

00:03:54.320 cryptids. I'm glad nothing's wrong

00:03:56.500 with the mics, but you're saying that David looks a little

00:03:58.520 bit like... Fred Durst on the mic today. Yes, it is

00:04:00.580 Fred Durst. There's nothing I can do

00:04:02.580 about that right now. But Emmett crushed, and he

00:04:04.460 said that, in his opinion, if

00:04:06.100 Bigfoot is real... Is real? 1.00

00:04:09.120 He gay. 0.99

00:04:11.100 He said that... 0.94

00:04:12.240 Can you guys hear this?

00:04:16.520 Can you guys hear that noise? Let us know.

00:04:18.740 The horns. It was the...

00:04:19.920 So anywho, Emmett believes that he's much more than a monkey.

00:04:24.180 Monkey, he is something else, something advanced beyond monkey.

00:04:30.920 And so it was really good to get that information from, okay, what horns?

00:04:34.680 Okay, and then Jack says yes.

00:04:36.100 So we're getting one of these things going on where everybody's lying to us.

00:04:39.600 Anywho.

00:04:40.420 Surprised you didn't play the Blurry Creatures intro. 0.96

00:04:42.340 What the fuck does that mean, John the Blaptist? 0.97

00:04:44.300 John the Blaptist. 0.99

00:04:45.260 I don't even know what their intro is.

00:04:47.820 Should we watch it?

00:04:49.160 No.

00:04:49.920 Why not?

00:04:50.300 No, I don't want to do that.

00:04:52.140 Happy birthday, Toad.

00:04:54.280 Oh, happy birthday, Toad.

00:04:56.620 Oh, it's his birthday?

00:04:58.640 Yes.

00:04:58.820 Our sweet, sweet Toad.

00:05:00.560 And how old is he today?

00:05:03.060 I'm guessing 41.

00:05:05.340 Okay, so still draftable.

00:05:07.460 That's true.

00:05:08.060 Besides his other ailments.

00:05:09.000 But yeah.

00:05:09.360 I think, honestly, they should just cut to the chase and draft Toad now.

00:05:13.620 We're not even live to YouTube right now.

00:05:15.500 Oh, my God.

00:05:16.100 It's nice.

00:05:16.240 Nancy, you don't have much responsibility today.

00:05:18.500 Oh, we decided not to go live to YouTube?

00:05:19.600 I decided I clicked it and then I turned it off.

00:05:22.600 You know why? 1.00

00:05:23.680 Because fuck them. 1.00

00:05:24.700 That's why. 1.00

00:05:25.500 Emmett's watching. 1.00

00:05:26.100 You can't say fuck. 1.00

00:05:26.860 Sorry, Emmett. 1.00

00:05:28.140 No, it's like the people are unappreciative.

00:05:30.160 Yeah.

00:05:30.900 No, they are unappreciative.

00:05:32.260 The YouTube people are unappreciative. 0.99

00:05:33.940 They're nasty. 1.00

00:05:34.320 They are nasty. 0.99

00:05:35.320 Patreon.com forward slash Nephilim Death Squad.

00:05:37.140 That's where you want to be if you want to support us or that's where we want you to be.

00:05:40.660 Do you guys see the interaction?

00:05:42.140 Do you see the interaction on Patreon today?

00:05:45.180 No.

00:05:45.820 Okay.

00:05:46.140 There was a guy's name.

00:05:48.160 I've seen him for a long time.

00:05:49.320 he's been on patreon for quite a while what was it was it a problem he just goes hey your last

00:05:54.000 guest sucked no who uh randy goodwin why randy crushed i thought it was like randy was okay

00:06:00.420 david didn't seem to like it well it was just he talked really uh fancy full screen thank you uh 0.98

00:06:05.320 thank you dad sorry it's all right he's like yeah that guy sucked and then uh you want to put this 0.83

00:06:10.400 on why did he suck no no it's fine i was like i just i saw it and i was like yeah noted all right 0.78

00:06:15.180 you didn't like that that's fine hey look it's okay you can express your your discontent with 0.99

00:06:19.180 some of the oh shit guests on 0.99

00:06:21.080 I broke it. It's incredible. 0.99

00:06:24.380 It's a fine thing

00:06:25.260 to do that. Oh look

00:06:26.320 listen Emmett.

00:06:28.840 Emmett is listening. Stop using

00:06:30.440 bad words. I'm so sorry. Tell Emmett we said

00:06:33.200 we're sorry. By the way Emmett

00:06:34.620 has got some real muscles on him.

00:06:37.060 He's jacked. He came in here and he sat down

00:06:39.100 and he goes you want to see something? I go what do you got man?

00:06:41.080 He goes boom and shows me his biceps

00:06:43.240 and I was like kids jacked.

00:06:45.380 Yeah yeah that was a threat. I think it was

00:06:47.200 a threat because right after that he was like can i touch that we were like the banana menorah no

00:06:51.020 don't touch that and he's just like yeah we didn't touch it yeah he did it again so um you know i

00:06:55.880 don't know what just happened we just got uh muscled by by a child uh uh bullied by a child

00:07:01.020 so um let me explain though i have to say names now um well we don't have to say his name this

00:07:06.940 guy's name no no no because i i think he had a good change of heart here okay in a way oh so it

00:07:13.620 was a good interaction. That was a bad interaction. Oh, actually it was crazy. Okay. Sean, what's up

00:07:22.140 Sean? He's like, I don't like this episode. Okay. And that's fine. Fair critique. Yeah. I didn't

00:07:27.420 like the episode, dude. I was just, you know, you suffered through it. I suffered through it,

00:07:32.680 but it was good. There was, I mean, honestly, the part where we, um, found the, the original

00:07:37.820 definition of the word tongues. Oh, but again, also there was value in that episode. I brought

00:07:43.160 that up to Matt. Yeah, I know. But in Colossians,

00:07:45.100 there is also the saying of

00:07:47.020 unknown tongues. Oh.

00:07:50.480 So that is also

00:07:51.140 mentioned. I've got to talk to my wife

00:07:53.180 because I just, I went back and I was just 0.98

00:07:55.160 like, I think we're going to kill everybody at this church. 0.98

00:07:57.840 No, no. I think the next time they do this, 0.99

00:07:59.180 we have to stand up and go, that is

00:08:01.060 blasphemy against the Holy

00:08:03.040 Spirit. And you will

00:08:05.100 be smote for this. Oh, you know, it's actually

00:08:07.120 funny. What's that? I went to go pick up

00:08:09.240 dog treats. I saw that. Why

00:08:11.060 do we have dog treats in here? For you.

00:08:13.160 eat turkey treats i don't think i want this is for my pick up any cat food by any chance no

00:08:18.860 nancy and maybe if you behave we will consider it this is for apollo who is graham's dog uh his

00:08:27.520 name is apollo and therefore the antichrist yes and we cannot give him treats we're gonna feed

00:08:32.580 him jerky sticks are they poisoned no of course not okay i'm at publix and i'm walking oh i like

00:08:39.480 You have to call that place Publix.

00:08:45.340 I don't like that.

00:08:46.980 I'm walking in there.

00:08:48.040 Cats are demonic.

00:08:48.800 I guess so.

00:08:49.800 No, they're not.

00:08:50.720 Cats are, they crush.

00:08:51.620 I got my very cool Ivermectin shirt, School of Truth.

00:08:54.600 Oh, that's a great shirt.

00:08:55.520 I don't think you could buy this anymore.

00:08:56.800 You love wearing the shirts they can't buy.

00:08:58.680 Yeah, dog.

00:08:59.320 Yeah.

00:08:59.700 It's nice.

00:09:00.180 I have all the shirts you could buy, and I never wear them.

00:09:02.880 This is a crazy moment, by the way.

00:09:04.320 Z-Man said, I love how Raven asked a genuine and good question.

00:09:07.200 And the guy was like, ha, ha, ha, Raven got jokes.

00:09:10.820 Like, dude, and I'm sitting here like, do you mean non-vaccinated?

00:09:14.600 He's like, dude, he like slapped his knee.

00:09:18.320 He was like, I think I've met my match.

00:09:21.680 That's what he said.

00:09:23.240 Yeah, he said, I think I've met my match.

00:09:24.940 And I'm sitting here like, so I guess that's a no. 0.72

00:09:29.200 Anyway, my guy, Sean, who's been around for a while, was like, I didn't fucking like that.

00:09:34.840 Oh, come on, Evan's listening. 0.93

00:09:36.580 and stop dropping that.

00:09:37.520 Stop effing.

00:09:38.300 Stop effing around.

00:09:40.220 Yeah.

00:09:41.040 Every time we play that,

00:09:42.140 that's bad.

00:09:42.820 That's unbelievable.

00:09:44.080 So I'm walking into Publix

00:09:45.460 and guess who I see?

00:09:48.080 Guess who I see?

00:09:49.560 Guess.

00:09:50.540 Sean, the guy who hates Randy Goodwin.

00:09:52.640 Randy Goodwin.

00:09:54.100 That'd be crazy.

00:09:54.920 No.

00:09:55.340 Even before that,

00:09:56.080 I'm walking into McDonald's.

00:09:57.540 Went to McDonald's,

00:09:58.300 saw Pastor Aaron.

00:09:59.180 Very cool.

00:09:59.800 Church day.

00:10:01.040 How you doing, Pastor Aaron?

00:10:01.820 He's walking in there.

00:10:02.740 Mom.

00:10:03.220 Very nice.

00:10:04.000 I'm walking into Publix today

00:10:05.440 seen your favorite guy not pastor mark pastor rick no not that's my actual favorite guy no no

00:10:11.040 the guy who does the tongues the guy who does the spooky voice oh sent him his wife sent me

00:10:17.400 yeah sent with the t yep he sent my shirt and she goes where can i get some ivermectin young man and

00:10:22.900 i was like that's interesting and i go oh uh i said i don't know you have to go to your local

00:10:28.880 drug dealer get it off and i go drink that horse paste i know you and she goes do you and i said

00:10:34.740 yeah i do the sound room sometimes and i know you yeah and her husband's there and he's looking at

00:10:39.880 me like i'm like a ghost he decides to cast a spell on you he ran away ran away and i can't

00:10:46.300 too he's like the somalians the somalians this guy my hair was looking crazy because it was a 0.69

00:10:51.280 windy so it was out like that but i'm like damn boy it's funny how your hair can be like short

00:10:56.960 one second and then very long the next yeah right you should straighten your hair it'd be very funny 0.65

00:11:01.420 it fluctuates guys buy us a straightener send it to the the standard coffee shop

00:11:06.520 yeah this is like behind the scenes stuff but uh oh yeah the banana menorah john d

00:11:13.920 sent this to us greg greg d i don't know who sent the banana menorah he said his name

00:11:22.120 in the chat said it nancy do you remember this is a banana menorah anyway nancy wasn't even

00:11:28.020 watching she was she didn't find the banana menorah you know what i like that the pores on

00:11:31.760 youtube when this does come out they're gonna go too much fluff too much banter oh yeah it's been

00:11:36.540 10 minutes and 50 seconds of banter you play two different introduction shows what's happening

00:11:41.040 that is true we have that's every time we're gonna do an episode from now on an additional

00:11:44.560 intro will be played it'll be just 16 intros like no show today guys yeah that people don't know

00:11:49.900 because we do unboxing episodes we have another box to open well we'll let them maybe they'll vote

00:11:54.140 on it should we uh no we're not going to open anything for the for the regular people but

00:11:58.060 did you pick a venue uh david did you reach out to the venue today no i was supposed to do that

00:12:03.560 today he said that every every single day so far he said i'm gonna reach out about two o'clock

00:12:08.400 12 o'clock i'm gonna reach out well i you know honestly i blame emmett i had prime time in

00:12:13.360 the afternoon i was gonna reach out to him but then we did a podcast uh with emmett and so

00:12:18.220 this is a lie you know it's not emmett's fault it's my you were late to the podcast

00:12:22.600 i was originally supposed to start i was a couple minutes late today um yeah and then and then yeah

00:12:29.180 i mean i'm just trying to figure out a way this is em it's fault i guess the reality of it is it's

00:12:33.680 not it's not em it's fault it's my own fault uh but i think whenever you can blame an eight-year-old

00:12:37.880 does anybody want to book this venue for us nancy maybe you can call the wildwood people and figure

00:12:42.900 out if we could do this there you do something if something at the very least all these technical

00:12:48.620 By the way, Emmett really wanted to talk to you, Nance, and you never came back.

00:12:51.820 Anyway, Sean.

00:12:52.600 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:12:53.320 He knows I'm AI.

00:12:55.640 Nancy doesn't do well.

00:12:56.500 Which means you're like, you should be available at all times. 0.99

00:12:58.400 She doesn't do well with children.

00:13:00.040 I'm powering down.

00:13:01.060 She has a fear of-

00:13:01.720 I'm powering down.

00:13:02.720 She's a fear of children.

00:13:04.140 Like she has like a cat is scared of pickles.

00:13:06.420 So what's the- that's not true.

00:13:07.760 All right, all right.

00:13:08.480 What's the problem with Sean?

00:13:10.160 Sean goes, hated that episode.

00:13:12.980 F that.

00:13:13.580 Okay.

00:13:14.240 And then-

00:13:14.920 We've established that, yeah.

00:13:15.900 Michael, just Michael.

00:13:17.720 Just Michael. 0.93

00:13:18.620 keichel he goes and that's not nice either keichel he goes that profile pic is the gayest thing i've 0.81

00:13:25.120 seen in a while oh that's not nice and it was a picture of sean with the with the like a nice hat 0.87

00:13:29.640 fedora oh hell yeah fedora yeah i can't even i wish i could see it whip and he goes that's all

00:13:34.560 you got and then and then he then he like leaves the community why he cancels membership so i was

00:13:40.700 like i said hey dude why would you like that you don't do that yeah doing that and it's not even

00:13:47.840 about the money it's about like the it's about getting down for what you stand for yo sean have 0.71

00:13:53.140 we taught you nothing here that's true nothing this guy says uh your profile picture is gay 0.51

00:13:59.160 and you're supposed to say no you know you yeah that's it that's it and guess what you know what 0.97

00:14:05.900 happens when you do that destroy yeah as a matter of fact destroy him exactly no comma you 0.99

00:14:12.180 boom hold on let me write this you michael let me write michael is gay yeah i'm gonna defend you 1.00

00:14:18.980 michael is no no no you michael no you my my cal consider yourself destroyed michael are gay yeah 1.00

00:14:28.620 hashtag destroyed how will he recover you don't you don't recover from a good old-fashioned 0.99

00:14:35.040 no you yeah and then he quit and i was like hey dude this is not how we do this year 0.98

00:14:39.180 Sean says, I was being an emotional bitch. 0.98

00:14:41.520 Well, that's fair. 0.99

00:14:42.100 Very good.

00:14:42.520 Well, Sean came back and it's fine.

00:14:44.000 I was like, don't leave.

00:14:45.020 Like, leave because you hate the content, because the content is poor, because we haven't started

00:14:48.760 talking about anything.

00:14:49.540 It's 15 minutes into the show, because we've been 45 minutes late. 1.00

00:14:52.700 Leave for those reasons, because my co-host is gay. 1.00

00:14:55.380 He looks like Limp Bizkit, Limp Bizkit singer. 1.00

00:14:57.380 I was telling my wife this morning about when Fred Durst called Clint a pedophile.

00:15:04.020 Oh, and he cried.

00:15:04.760 And I was just like, did he cry, Wayne?

00:15:06.740 Oh, you don't know the story?

00:15:07.900 no I didn't know he cried dude it was crazy did he actually cry or are you saying like it got very

00:15:12.960 upset okay we had tower gang that day and he's like he's like I just can't do it today I got a

00:15:18.460 heavy heart and we're like a spirit dude I was like what happened like family member died or

00:15:22.160 something he was like nah dude and then he sent us the the the screenshot yeah or the tweet of him 0.51

00:15:27.940 calling him gay and I was like this is the most tower gang thing it's the greatest thing that

00:15:32.120 could have ever happened honestly he's like oh man I'm just feeling like real down like this guy's 0.55

00:15:35.900 like my hero and he called me a pedophile there's so much wrong with this fred durst is your hero

00:15:41.940 fred durst is well i mean there were signs i was struggling i was this morning because you know

00:15:46.560 with the red hat no my wife is like uh she goes my wife what does fred durst sing and i go bye

00:15:52.540 with the bye the bang the bang and she's like i don't think it's the bye with the bye the bang 0.96

00:15:56.080 the bang guy and then i had like an existential crisis where i was like what the fuck does this 0.98

00:16:00.040 guy sing there's a child out there what does i'm sorry what the what the freak does uh fred 0.99

00:16:05.560 durst sing uh the nookie remake of the george michael song faith careless whisper

00:16:12.600 that's okay nancy don't answer it don't answer all at once i don't know i don't know we know

00:16:19.160 what's a great song by the way disturbed does a cover of simon and garfunkel's uh sound of silence 0.59

00:16:23.640 and it's fucking remarkable anyway i won't have any more of this you guys are gonna go call sean 0.97

00:16:27.860 gay. It's freaking remarkable. Don't do that anymore. 0.99

00:16:30.040 Don't call Sean gay. Sean's not gay.

00:16:31.780 If anybody calls anybody gay in the Patreon, as a matter

00:16:33.900 of fact... They're getting hit with a big no you. 0.75

00:16:37.780 Everybody.

00:16:38.420 And let it be known right now.

00:16:40.060 You say that about anybody in the Patreon?

00:16:42.180 No you. No you, dude.

00:16:44.200 Is what's coming your way. No you.

00:16:45.840 And yeah, and we want you to tell us what you think

00:16:47.840 about the episode. But be like, honestly,

00:16:50.240 be honest. I use the

00:16:51.940 Patreon as my real canary

00:16:53.840 in the coal mine. Oh yeah, I consider the Patreon my

00:16:55.880 counsel. Yes. My wise

00:16:58.060 counsel. My counsel of wise men

00:16:59.960 and some ladies that make sandwiches 0.99

00:17:02.220 for the wise men. 1.00

00:17:04.700 Anyway, shout out. Shout out to

00:17:06.080 Sean. I'm sorry.

00:17:08.660 And Michael, I guess, because that was pretty

00:17:10.100 funny. And Shawn Michaels.

00:17:13.880 While we're at it.

00:17:16.160 Alright, so I guess we should get into some of

00:17:18.040 the show, right? We have some content.

00:17:20.320 We got a lot of content. I don't want to

00:17:21.500 get straight into the thing that's going to

00:17:23.800 become an elongated conversation yet let's let's start with some of the the simpler things here

00:17:29.480 fun yeah we go into the production room we've got um i guess we should start with avi loeb

00:17:37.600 or no no here actually you know where i think we went wrong with with clint and and it started here

00:17:43.080 go ahead there was a time when he was in miami and he was like all you guys should come down

00:17:47.860 to this limb biscuit concert that's happening in miami for my birthday is that real and i told him

00:17:53.280 absolutely not well what i don't even know what he sings

00:17:56.580 bah with the bah the bang the bang yeah no that's corn that was corn that's that's

00:18:03.440 which noise does he make damn i can't even remember the songs now let's look

00:18:07.800 them up but they are some of them are bangers

00:18:09.520 that's corn the nookie song yeah but i don't know oh keep rolling rolling rolling that's

00:18:16.940 Kid Rock. No, that's not.

00:18:18.640 That's definitely Kid Rock.

00:18:20.400 Limp Bizkit.

00:18:22.160 I know y'all be loving this, Jay.

00:18:24.240 Sorry, Emmett. Wait, wait, wait.

00:18:26.140 The song sucks. 0.98

00:18:29.980 I can't play any of the stuff. 0.97

00:18:32.520 We can't because we're getting copyright struck.

00:18:34.880 Roland is the

00:18:35.440 Undertaker. Honestly,

00:18:38.140 what's his name?

00:18:39.520 Fred Durst. 1.00

00:18:40.680 I don't even know what his fucking name is. 0.99

00:18:42.620 It's My Way. My Way or the Highway. 1.00

00:18:45.320 That's Kid Rock.

00:18:46.300 no it's not all these songs are sound like kid rock uh yes all these songs though are

00:18:52.200 the limbiscuit limbiscuit my way all right my way does crush they really did uh nookie i did it

00:18:57.900 awful little nookie what uh man you really do my generation that was a good song these are all

00:19:03.800 songs that you would see on wwe highlight clips like coming up like wrestlemania 15 coming it's 0.99

00:19:09.420 like the rock versus stone cold yes and they're playing and and they with the bah the bang the

00:19:13.900 bang no yeah dude anyway that's cool let's do some content all right uh we got this right here

00:19:19.180 this is uh in case you missed it all right r3 bio uh working to grow headless human bodies to

00:19:26.940 harvest organs for quote for research uh as trump faces out federal animal experimentation 0.68

00:19:33.540 if we can this is another quote uh this is from investor boyang wang which is the funniest name

00:19:39.500 Boy Wang? Ew, dude, what the?

00:19:42.740 If we can create a non-sentient, headless bodyoid, body-ody-ody-oids for a human being, 0.78

00:19:53.520 that would be a great source of organs. Body-ody-ody, I think that is a kid rock song.

00:19:59.960 So, you know, what do you think? What do you think about that?

00:20:04.700 I think it's a good, yeah, yeah, stop testing on animals.

00:20:07.680 sure just use the railing clones yeah what's the problem i have a question

00:20:14.340 and i just i wonder if and i think they are what

00:20:21.780 they're gonna bang them of course of course they're gonna do that you have to test it you

00:20:30.600 got to see if it if everything is in the right place give it a test drive it's like all right 0.78

00:20:35.280 Now we can put some makeup on you.

00:20:37.440 There's nothing to put.

00:20:38.340 It's got no head.

00:20:39.680 You know what they're going to end up creating?

00:20:41.520 It doesn't have a head.

00:20:42.340 Let me see it again.

00:20:42.940 That's what it says.

00:20:43.660 It's just a brain.

00:20:44.400 Well, no, it says, let me read the thing.

00:20:47.420 From Professor Boyang.

00:20:49.660 Here, I got it.

00:20:50.460 I think I know what is going to end up being created from this horrifying venture. 1.00

00:20:58.400 They're going to bring back the blemmy. 1.00

00:21:00.820 The blemmy, yes. 1.00

00:21:01.640 Go ahead.

00:21:01.940 Put that on screen.

00:21:02.940 Oh, no.

00:21:04.240 It's what happens when they try to put

00:21:05.640 makeup on his torso. What is that?

00:21:07.240 It's a cryptid, dude. That's what Mason looks like.

00:21:09.420 A lot of black people think, no, Mason has that

00:21:11.400 long neck of wealth. A lot of black people 0.96

00:21:13.380 try to claim that they was 0.99

00:21:14.880 blemier. Look, here we go. 0.93

00:21:17.420 Actually, in the top left corner

00:21:19.340 here, if we can open this image in a new tab.

00:21:21.580 It's called a blemier. Oh, shit. This is 0.96

00:21:23.480 like super small.

00:21:25.120 Share this tab instead. So the blemier

00:21:26.780 are mythical people from Africa. 1.00

00:21:30.160 We was headless. 1.00

00:21:32.740 Once brought

00:21:33.640 to be once thought rather to be real by explorers and historians these people had no heads

00:21:38.120 but had facial features on their yes incredible so the question uh is maybe a question better 0.96

00:21:45.080 posed to sam tripoli would kind of looks like this guy right oh shit i don't believe in evolution but 0.97

00:21:56.360 i do believe in adaptation and this guy his head's getting sucked into his torso wide neck guy i like 0.96

00:22:03.000 that that's just it the truth behind my wide neck he's blemier we was blemier yeah yeah yeah i get

00:22:11.040 it don't blame me me man i think i think that there is some weird truth to this kind of stuff 0.66

00:22:15.940 like uh people who look like uh birds or jewish people who look like birds demons yeah yeah uh

00:22:24.000 what is it what's what's the japanese thing the ten and the grew oh yeah what is that in the grew 0.97

00:22:29.460 no that's not that's not the right thing tengu yeah what's a ten and a grew that's very familiar

00:22:34.500 right no that's actually from devil may cry i'm sorry guys that was uh that was some made up word

00:22:39.660 you did again ten and a grew um yeah so people kind of have like animal like features i got like

00:22:44.360 a little beak on me a little bit david you kind of look like a bulldog a bulldog yeah like an

00:22:49.640 english bulldog yeah yeah yeah tortas tortas tortas come from this oh yeah yeah i think you're

00:22:56.500 write about that they're like one step removed from that yeah the torta are a mythical people

00:23:03.200 from mexico once thought to be real by explorers and historians these people had no heads but had 0.77

00:23:09.480 facial features on their chest i don't know man i think um imagine punching him in the face chest

00:23:18.020 i think to ask a libertarian question what if they make a a headless child what do you do with

00:23:23.860 Well, the age of consent comes into question.

00:23:26.840 Why would the age of consent?

00:23:28.660 It's nothing to do with its age.

00:23:29.940 It's everything to do with the Libertarian Party.

00:23:31.680 We're talking about Clint.

00:23:32.480 We're talking about Fred Durst.

00:23:34.840 He was very hurt when I told him under no circumstances would I ever.

00:23:40.440 Imagine going to a concert, though, like a limb biscuit concert at this at my age.

00:23:48.560 Yeah. 0.81

00:23:49.480 I'm 39.

00:23:51.860 nine 30 i'm 38 maybe maybe i don't know i went to a concert and you know just the the entire

00:24:02.000 like prospect of jumping around it was too much it's a poodle it's true i got poodle like hair

00:24:10.020 but if i cut it off you wouldn't be singing that it's just crazy before you cut your hair uh you

00:24:14.760 got to straighten it i want to see what that looks like so um here let's keep it moving i don't know

00:24:19.060 we're going to pull this eventually to the people on twitter that are watching it yeah twitter

00:24:23.640 watchers might be the most disgusting of all the watchers yeah why are you interacting just

00:24:28.260 nancy relax you can get rid of him if you want to come on would it bring you break great great joy 0.98

00:24:33.860 yes shout out to joy joy all right um you're gonna do it right now that's crazy goodbye twitter 0.97

00:24:42.840 viewers god what a disgusting bunch so what else did you bring what else do we got no i didn't

00:24:47.480 bring anything you bought everything and i'm quite pleased with the things that you bought 0.92

00:24:50.780 so let's continue on here we have um to go into something a little bit less of a big topic and

00:24:58.300 we'll we'll do uh avi loeb oh this is a fun one and we discussed this a little bit with uh

00:25:05.080 everybody's favorite episode recently which was randy goodwin and uh harvard astrophysicist who

00:25:11.080 else did we discuss 3i atlas with jordan crowder oh yeah and apparently there's been a big falling

00:25:16.960 out with jordan crowder i actually did i had to unfollow him not because arguing with you is

00:25:21.680 necessarily uh uh it's the end of the line but yeah that's more of a given that's more of a given

00:25:27.280 because you argue with people and then sometimes you guys end up being friends later this was like 0.99

00:25:31.580 when you when you shit on god i gotta go fucking can't can't can't follow you you might have to 0.99

00:25:36.940 actually pull up his stuff because he uh he blocked me okay well for now we're gonna pull 0.99

00:25:41.040 up obvious stuff um harvard astrophysicist and you you would you uh says the increase in fireball

00:25:49.060 sightings may be connected to three eye atlas i just wants but to be honest yeah does it make

00:25:54.860 sense where are they coming from dog well the thing is what's the thing they've been so bad

00:26:02.260 at predicting because him and anna paulina luna said that we were going to see a discharge of

00:26:06.320 orbs that were actually going to be scout ufos and that was going to happen around halloween

00:26:09.640 remember that oh they were a little late they was on nds time there was on time i guess i really

00:26:14.760 can't uh we can't criticize right i mean look there might be something to it i just want to

00:26:23.860 make fun of him i don't want him to be correct about anything he also said that if 3i atlas

00:26:27.760 is of technological origin it oh that's funny it might send out probes to monitor our planet

00:26:33.660 yeah they probing us yeah but he said that you know back in halloween and that and that

00:26:39.460 wasn't the case um well how long ago was that six months six months behind in the grand scheme of 0.84

00:26:46.240 things if we are getting invaded by fake and gay aliens to be off by six months is a small margin 0.59

00:26:51.820 yeah i'd say so but he is um a creepy guy avi loeb is a creepy guy i don't trust him i don't 0.94

00:27:01.280 trust anna paulina luna at all either um i don't want them to get any flowers i don't want them to

00:27:09.980 be correct about anything i think all all the people that we don't like are going to be correct

00:27:13.700 about a lot of stuff because they are they're just incorrect about the nature or i think the

00:27:18.300 summation of what is going to happen afterward nancy what are you bringing up down there she's 1.00

00:27:22.340 bringing she's bringing things up i'll bring something up real quick while nancy vamps go

00:27:25.980 ahead nancy okay fine just look stuff up but be sure to tell us when you find something worth

00:27:30.940 bringing up because I can't just bring up

00:27:33.040 the thing and not know. Here we go, guys.

00:27:35.520 Out now. There it is, guys.

00:27:37.100 With Sam Tripoli and

00:27:39.060 the rest of the tinfoil hat.

00:27:41.060 This was a good one. I'm starting to think

00:27:43.000 that XG doesn't like us.

00:27:44.600 We do give him a lot of work.

00:27:47.180 Did you hear what he said?

00:27:49.140 We broke the record.

00:27:50.760 Yes. Last time we were on, we broke the

00:27:52.960 record for the most

00:27:54.100 F-bombs on an episode. I think he said

00:27:56.640 141. 141. We didn't come close

00:27:59.000 this time. No, I don't think so. I think we've really

00:28:00.720 toned it down um this is a christian show guys go and check out our recent episode on tinfoil hat

00:28:06.060 and and let us know what you think no don't do that i don't care what you think love vomit make

00:28:10.960 it look like we're awesome that would be cool make it look like we're awesome go over there

00:28:15.240 and just sing our praises sing our praises sing our praises a lot of people did not like

00:28:20.320 no like there's some people didn't like it somebody said uh used to love these guys but

00:28:24.360 a lot of commercials true join the patreon okay yeah it's not being a filthy poor just greedy

00:28:28.860 is like true but then they go uh oh man i used to follow these guys used to mess with them but

00:28:33.260 then they got this christian handler yeah christian handler which is actually very funny yeah

00:28:37.700 um so what i would like to say they started acting sort of decent uh two things about the

00:28:44.140 commercials one um you know we we make a lot of episodes per week it'd be nice to get paid for

00:28:51.180 the free content that you guys listen to but two um they they say that we we hold episodes on

00:28:58.280 patreon to incentivize it's like no no why would anybody release if they're making six seven

00:29:05.300 sometimes eight episodes a week why would you release them all like back to back to back to

00:29:10.380 back to back why would you do that you could release an episode a day and then have content

00:29:15.540 in a backlog where now you get to feed your your social medias every single day that's the thing 0.99

00:29:21.700 every like that's stupid as shit if we did release all of the content all at once it would be too 0.97

00:29:26.540 much content it would be too much content and it wouldn't even be monetized properly like let's say 0.98

00:29:30.200 one episode makes ten dollars if we did two episodes a day one would make ten dollars the

00:29:36.240 next one will make five if we did three one will make ten one will make five yeah we'll make two

00:29:40.340 dollars right every time you add it gets lower and lower yeah yeah there's a point of diminishing 0.87

00:29:44.180 return so you get one episode a day boohoo yeah nigga and you get episodes on the weekends right 0.92

00:29:49.980 jack bonson says that you get episodes on the weekends you get episodes every single day you 0.95

00:29:53.660 can join the patreon and get called gay that's true and then you can fire back with a with a 0.98

00:29:57.960 stern no you damn he made you change your profile picture that's a that is a little bit you know 0.99

00:30:02.980 we better bring that profile picture back you should you should bring it back but i do like 0.98

00:30:07.660 the i like the constructive criticism of the group oh i like that subliminal messenger says

00:30:11.920 take notes amen rat yeah because amen rat doesn't know what he's doing what did rat say i don't

00:30:15.740 know he's probably like oh we should release them all instantly we should stream them live and do 0.98

00:30:19.660 what he converted to gay Mormonism oh no no he was gay and now he's a gay Mormon 0.92

00:30:29.120 what did I do so um uh yeah I just wanted to say that because a lot of people they're going to be 0.73

00:30:38.100 new you know a lot of a lot of listeners are going to come from tinfoil hat and be like oh

00:30:41.700 these guys they it's like dude we're not going to record eight episodes a week to release them

00:30:47.000 all back to back to back to back that's crazy uh z-man says amen rat made a fan fiction about wolf

00:30:52.600 gina uh he a real one all right wolf gina is kind of crazy i had to say that because uh 0.78

00:31:01.040 emmet is listening uh amen rat says it's true i am a gay mormon so um wolf gina goes hard well

00:31:06.520 i don't know i don't really have much else to say about avi loeb except for i hope he's right

00:31:10.740 um not because of the flowers i really i don't want him to be right because i want him to be

00:31:15.160 insulted and embarrassed and all those other things but which one's more fun for me if he's

00:31:20.100 right and if three eye atlas releases uh probes that monitor our planet that's a lot more fun

00:31:26.620 yeah it is a lot more fun but then how do you explain what's going on this uptick because

00:31:32.540 it's either chris bled so is right and he gave well it's the same thing it's basically the same

00:31:37.680 thing chris bled so is told by the lady that there's going to be an uptick in orbs although

00:31:41.700 she says they're going to come out of the ocean so there is a little bit of a difference there but

00:31:44.620 the idea is that there's some intelligent species intervening in something that's happening here

00:31:51.120 and the way that they're going to intervene is going to be probes orbs craft whatever but it's 0.76

00:31:57.480 all the same shit well we probing right now we are probing we probing this guy um elon musk 0.90

00:32:03.980 launched artemis the third yeah something like that that happened yesterday yeah my daughter 0.99

00:32:10.580 saw it she sent me a picture she did oh she saw it she took a video with willow's bones was it

00:32:15.300 cool no it was smoke in the sky i was like what is this is a chemtrail could be dude yesterday i

00:32:21.060 woke up in the morning bad chemtrails so many chemtrails only specifically where the sun was

00:32:25.780 rising they're trying to thin out the firmament i keep on denting my firmament with their uh phallic

00:32:31.460 like symbols wieners a giant vibrator yeah 34th flight of this booster the 33rd didn't go so well

00:32:40.100 So we put a vibrator on the tip and see how that goes.

00:32:43.680 Nancy, you recognize this thing?

00:32:46.300 It's crazy.

00:32:47.780 Right in your face.

00:32:49.400 Yeah.

00:32:49.740 Remember those movies, Austin Powers?

00:32:52.640 Yeah.

00:32:53.020 Great movies.

00:32:54.020 And there was like a...

00:32:54.740 Hey, name a movie, any movie.

00:32:56.080 Austin Powers.

00:32:56.820 Great movie.

00:32:57.320 Great movie.

00:32:58.060 Honestly, Spy Who Shagged Me, great.

00:33:00.440 Yes.

00:33:00.880 Oh, that's the one with the...

00:33:02.160 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:33:02.780 With the teta-tetas. 0.98

00:33:04.340 But what was the one with Fat Bastard? 0.57

00:33:08.040 That was the second one.

00:33:08.740 The Spy...

00:33:09.180 No, no, no.

00:33:09.600 gold member no no no no the first one was international man of mystery i think and the

00:33:14.240 second one was the spy who shagged me which was fantastic okay i mean really great movie with fat

00:33:20.120 bastard and mini me yeah yeah it was it was i would love to i want to go back and watch that 0.75

00:33:25.140 we should do a watch party um we could do a watch i wonder if he'd let us watch that back there he

00:33:29.760 lets them do all manner of things yeah ritual magic yeah somebody said uh they came to the

00:33:34.420 front and they're like i was here what do you guys usually do back here because they were having some 0.95

00:33:38.220 sort of republican meeting they were talking about killing muslims yeah and i go amen that's 0.98

00:33:43.180 not what we do over here we talk about killing uh massive david's colt baby said dude for florida 0.99

00:33:48.380 to have banned chemtrails there sure is a lot of chemtrails a lot of chemtrails dog dude it

00:33:52.520 it blocked the sun out yesterday i told my wife i said it's gonna expand they're gonna expand

00:33:57.780 throughout the day and you know by the afternoon when the sun is is decently high in the sky

00:34:02.400 um it's gonna be you know not as hot as it should yesterday should have been a 90 something degree

00:34:07.200 day. I should have been in the pool with the kid and all that

00:34:09.200 other stuff. Didn't happen because

00:34:10.760 overcast and stuff

00:34:13.280 like that. So, big bummer.

00:34:15.500 Were we talking about something or were we moving

00:34:17.160 on? Oh, we were talking about Elon Musk's

00:34:19.300 space launch.

00:34:21.260 Artemis, by the way, the same name as 0.91

00:34:23.080 this divine feminine entity.

00:34:25.260 One of the many names. The snafus of his space launch. 0.97

00:34:27.260 Nothing is really going well.

00:34:28.900 They tried to launch it. They were late. 45 minutes

00:34:31.240 late. 45 minutes

00:34:33.360 late. The nerve of these people.

00:34:35.060 When people are waiting on you for you to be late?

00:34:36.880 They launch it.

00:34:37.440 It's a crazy move.

00:34:38.360 The toilet doesn't work, which is crazy.

00:34:40.940 Wait, whose toilet?

00:34:41.580 That's what it was. 0.99

00:34:42.620 NASA officials say it will take a few hours to troubleshoot the Artemis toilet.

00:34:47.260 So somebody tried taking a dump pre-launch and then luckily figured out like, yo, yo,

00:34:52.720 this is not going to work.

00:34:53.840 That's during launch.

00:34:54.860 They're already where, I don't know where they go.

00:34:57.880 They're in the sky somewhere.

00:34:59.480 They're flying around.

00:35:01.080 Certainly not the moon.

00:35:02.300 and they go

00:35:04.340 Houston we have a problem 1.00

00:35:06.820 can't shit or we could shit 1.00

00:35:09.200 but it just stays here now 0.99

00:35:10.920 you know what 0.54

00:35:11.660 tampon in the toilet

00:35:14.780 yeah and it's not meant to do that

00:35:17.340 because those don't break down

00:35:18.360 could well be the situation

00:35:20.260 I don't know man

00:35:21.560 that seems really funny

00:35:23.820 seems disheartening

00:35:25.000 well it seems like a joke

00:35:26.320 it all seems like a joke

00:35:27.500 you're doing it on April Fool's

00:35:28.940 and it's late because there's a dookie in the toilet

00:35:30.980 it yeah if that's what i said it's just pure comedy it is it's good comedy let's pull up some

00:35:35.620 more comedy it's gonna it's gonna take me a little while to get some more comedy well which one do

00:35:39.820 you have and we had lindsey here who uh came visited us yeah that was cool this one we'll

00:35:45.280 play a couple of seconds of this one here what do you got our guy well is this emmet have you guys

00:35:51.000 liked you guys like the uh the color oh yeah emmet picked out the color today yeah it's uh glenn beck

00:35:56.840 blue is what we're calling it that's what he requested yeah glenbeck blue like the color of

00:36:01.340 glenbeck's eyes so here's glen glenbeck he's a grown man who is a mormon okay um but we like him

00:36:07.240 because some nice people that we know do like you know i do remember that elijah schaefer worked for

00:36:12.700 him and he fired elijah schaefer because elijah turned out to be a horrible person oh okay that 0.86

00:36:17.120 could be it he had sex with the so the staff he got really really drunk he talked like an abbo for 0.98

00:36:22.120 two hours straight to be honest glenbeck said no more glenbeck even though he's a mormon even 0.92

00:36:26.340 though he cries at space launches gave him a lot of rope must have given elijah so much oh you have

00:36:34.280 to give that guy a lot of rope yeah because i mean the guy is a wild man well i remember i was

00:36:38.920 talking to you before the show back in maybe the early 2000s oh the good old days yeah i remember

00:36:45.800 big fan of alex jones at the time and alex was getting a lot of traction and he was getting a

00:36:51.100 lot of pushback from sort of big media they were i don't know if they were so much willing to say

00:36:54.800 his name at the time but they were like aiming at people like this you know what i mean and it

00:36:59.720 would be aimed at uh shut on just being gay you know you change your hat so um and what is happening

00:37:07.240 is glenn beck goes from just being like a run-of-the-mill commentator hold on to all 0.76

00:37:12.160 what do you want man out what's happening all right take that out of here why did you bring

00:37:16.340 that phone to me and then leave it here um so anyway can you shut that door thank you uh

00:37:22.140 so by the way i got people saying i was too mean to matt too mean to who uh to matt that guy yeah 0.98

00:37:28.860 and then people saying that i shouldn't call uh nancy a bitch anymore nancy i agree with that 0.96

00:37:33.340 hey can i put my feet on your package here i guess nancy are you there yes i'm sorry for calling you 0.96

00:37:42.200 a bitch thanks so um what was i talking about oh uh that glenn beck was just a run-of-the-mill 0.97

00:37:52.500 kind of you know talking head and then all of a sudden he became the answer to alex jones 0.98

00:37:57.060 or the conservative answered alex yeah yeah fox news or something like that brilliant broadcaster

00:38:02.540 as well is he uh yeah very good i have a lot of problems with his view on israel he's a dude that

00:38:08.080 cried and said that he wanted to be

00:38:10.320 he begged Netanyahu to make

00:38:12.420 him a citizen of Israel.

00:38:14.720 What? Yeah, he wants to be

00:38:16.280 Jewish. I'll pull up those clips as well.

00:38:18.100 Please.

00:38:33.280 We're close.

00:38:36.040 I gotta pause it. It's weird how it curves

00:38:38.020 really fast too like I saw somebody that's the firmament that's what I'm no no because they say

00:38:41.940 like it appears that way from the land that it appears to curve from the perspective that we have 0.91

00:38:47.600 but I saw a perspective from an airplane window and it shit was just going like across like it 0.60

00:38:53.640 was yeah it goes and it scratches up my firmament and I get no recompense it's just weird like why 0.98

00:39:00.160 are we just launching shit horizontally they didn't they the last time they went too straight 0.58

00:39:04.940 at the firmament and blew up. I don't know if you remember that. 0.98

00:39:07.400 They shot it up and it blew up

00:39:09.120 because they're like, we hit it directly.

00:39:10.660 You kind of got to glide it.

00:39:12.640 You got to slide on that

00:39:14.940 thing. You got to make it

00:39:16.520 grind against it.

00:39:18.480 Grind on me. 0.89

00:39:21.100 Nice and slow. You know what's interesting?

00:39:22.840 I have the Zappy

00:39:24.060 tennis racket

00:39:27.000 for mosquitoes. You know what I'm talking about, right?

00:39:29.020 You sing R&B to them as you can. No, I don't do that.

00:39:30.580 But you know you press the button and you zap them and they get electrocuted 0.99

00:39:32.780 sometimes they pop and they stink you could smell the burning of the mosquito flesh um and i like 1.00

00:39:37.680 to knock them into the toilet afterwards i like empty the tennis racket into the toilet and it's 0.99

00:39:43.020 like you electrically charge them and they start going they start spinning in the water it's 0.63

00:39:49.160 fucking bizarre whoa the earlier today i was like come here real quick and i invited my wife uh i 0.81

00:39:56.440 don't know if i have that button okay there we go you should my wife into the bathroom and i said 1.00

00:40:00.580 look at that look at that look at that and they're just fuck and they're spinning fast wow she was a 1.00

00:40:05.360 little bit like she's like i'm gonna fucking look at the mosquito spinning dog when she walked over 0.99

00:40:09.220 she was like huh look at it go look at it go it's fucking like like it's very strange and then one 0.97

00:40:16.000 of them slowed down and i pointed to another one and i was like that one that one's gonna spin 0.94

00:40:20.200 they're spinning in place spinning in place really really fast they're dead as hell they're not like

00:40:25.060 tweaking out mosquitoes they're fried i'm gonna do that zap them knock them in the toilet watch

00:40:30.160 him spin i think they got a little charge to him interacts with the water somehow makes a little

00:40:33.760 vortex think it works with people uh yeah probably i think so why not it's got to be a sufficient

00:40:39.640 enough electrical charge you can try with glenn beck check this out we had so uh lindsey came

00:40:48.440 with her mom and she's talking to me about glenn beck and i was like you know the mom is right

00:40:51.500 yeah she likes them and i said he cried at the i i didn't even cry when my son was born he cries

00:40:56.740 Is it this? 0.99

00:40:57.740 Goddamn miracle. 0.99

00:40:58.740 Look at him, look at him, look at him. 0.99

00:41:11.740 Man, you watch that thing.

00:41:14.740 Click, click, click, click, click.

00:41:15.740 Oh, man.

00:41:16.740 Look at him thinking, what happened?

00:41:18.740 What?

00:41:19.740 Yeah, he's like, what's a kid?

00:41:21.740 And the entire next generation. 1.00

00:41:23.740 Keeping all this fucking money. 1.00

00:41:24.740 All this money. 1.00

00:41:25.740 okay wow there's two reasons okay that's a crazy that's a meme

00:41:46.520 uh that's a meme 100 that's a meme so um two takes what's your first take my first take is

00:41:53.700 that he's reached an age where

00:41:55.560 I notice the older I get,

00:41:57.560 the more emotional I get if there's like a... 0.89

00:41:59.660 Like cool shit be happening? 0.99

00:42:01.520 Cool shit or like... I teared up a little 0.99

00:42:03.720 bit when I was talking about my wife, but she almost died.

00:42:05.980 Right, right, right. My wife. So stuff

00:42:07.640 like that will get you. If it's an emotional movie

00:42:09.800 with like a beautiful part, I might go

00:42:11.740 like... The genocidal government of the United

00:42:13.640 States launched something into what they claim is

00:42:15.600 outer space. I'm not... Well,

00:42:17.640 so here's the other thing. He says God is great, right?

00:42:19.820 Oh, yeah. That's what he says. So

00:42:21.500 Either he's crying because he's old and emotional

00:42:23.880 and this is a big moment for him,

00:42:25.000 or he realizes the implication

00:42:26.620 and he's anticipating the return of the spirit of Nimrod.

00:42:29.160 Bang.

00:42:29.540 Here we go.

00:42:30.220 And that is what's going on.

00:42:32.500 I said, he says, God is great. 1.00

00:42:35.180 And I said, this is a Nimrod worship ceremony. 1.00

00:42:37.500 God hates this. 1.00

00:42:39.380 I said it, but I should have said this.

00:42:41.440 It probably would have hit harder.

00:42:43.140 Everybody pay attention to Twitter.

00:42:44.500 How about you?

00:42:45.300 Pay attention to your verbiage when you be saying things.

00:42:48.300 And I mean, the comments are riddled with either people saying,

00:42:51.260 People don't like when you talk about their space program.

00:42:53.800 Yeah.

00:42:54.040 Oh, they, well, somebody goes, somebody had responded at some point.

00:42:56.700 They go, science launched that rocket.

00:42:58.740 And I said, exactly.

00:43:00.060 Science.

00:43:00.480 Trust it.

00:43:01.080 Trust the science. 0.99

00:43:02.120 But a lot of the comments are either, yeah, Glenn Beck's gay. 0.87

00:43:06.180 And this is, well, somebody saying that modern tower of Babel. 0.99

00:43:08.700 Somebody makes a correlation between the 12 Olympians and Artemis, which is a good one.

00:43:12.220 Artemis is the archer.

00:43:13.540 Yeah.

00:43:13.860 And Babel, you know, Nimrod goes to the top of Babel.

00:43:16.560 With the arrow trying to lap up God.

00:43:19.620 So, yeah, there's a lot of that stuff.

00:43:21.260 Father Robinson, Father Calvin Robinson, shout out this guy.

00:43:23.800 He's like, why is he always crying?

00:43:25.580 I go, he's, it's a weird thing. 0.97

00:43:27.940 But there's a lot of people and Christians, especially going, how do you know?

00:43:32.480 I love Christians.

00:43:34.040 How do you know what God hates?

00:43:36.380 God doesn't hate.

00:43:37.540 And I'm like, oh, I saw that. 1.00

00:43:39.000 God hates a lot of shit. 1.00

00:43:40.440 It's retarded. 1.00

00:43:41.000 And then I started to go off and I was like, you, and he hates you. 1.00

00:43:45.960 He hates you. 0.99

00:43:46.840 He hates you.

00:43:47.540 You're cool.

00:43:48.180 I was talking with a sparrow about God.

00:43:50.800 sparrow does she know the bear she crushes sparrow bear uh and we were talking about god we were

00:43:55.580 going back and forth with scripture where it's like clearly there's a separation right of like

00:43:59.700 god the father as jesus christ hold on look at this one sorry this is a fun one your life sounds 0.82

00:44:04.220 miserable i said you cut your leg off to be me that's crazy but yeah so so sparrow and i are 0.78

00:44:10.440 going back and forth and she's you know she's struggling with the with the idea of the trinity 0.80

00:44:14.100 which i think is super fair because it's a really complicated thing um and she's showing me scripture

00:44:20.180 where you know um jesus is saying like basically that i don't do anything uh except for by the

00:44:28.500 father like i can accomplish nothing except through the father and i don't do my own will

00:44:32.660 i only do the will of the father like this this kind of thing over and over again you know in john

00:44:36.540 and matthew and a couple other places and i go like yeah dude that's like talking about a clear

00:44:40.800 and definitive separation between jesus christ and god but then i'm looking at um you know we

00:44:48.040 talked yesterday i think with brandy goodwin the scripture that says that uh the word existed before

00:44:54.940 and and was with god but also is god and then later on it says that jesus christ is the word

00:45:02.240 made flesh so it says the word is god but then it says jesus christ is the word made flesh and

00:45:07.020 we're looking at philippians um and it says in your relationship with one another have the same

00:45:13.640 mindset as jesus christ who being in very nature god did not consider equality with god something

00:45:22.720 to be used to his own advantage and then it goes on to talk more but that's interesting right in

00:45:27.180 his nature is god and is equal with god yeah but he doesn't use that to his advantage instead he

00:45:32.760 comes as a humble servant you know and he makes himself nothing so that's all very interesting

00:45:37.760 but like oh that's weird because all right he is the word made flesh and the word is god and he in

00:45:43.820 his very nature is god and is equal with god but then you go to him and he's like i don't accomplish

00:45:49.340 anything but but through the father i don't do my own will i do the father's will it's like yeah

00:45:54.260 man this is like complicated it's very complicated the last time god had somebody be uh his right

00:46:02.240 hand man it didn't turn out well so it's like i don't know he's like you kind of want to do something

00:46:07.100 Do you want to do something good?

00:46:07.980 Do it yourself.

00:46:08.680 Yeah.

00:46:09.120 It seems like,

00:46:09.600 but he,

00:46:09.960 it seems like he also already knew that because that was the plan from the

00:46:12.400 beginning.

00:46:12.780 He's like,

00:46:13.040 but watch this.

00:46:14.120 And he said, 0.99

00:46:14.700 see gay, 0.96

00:46:15.740 how I figured it would be. 1.00

00:46:18.780 Now I'm going to do it myself.

00:46:19.800 But yeah,

00:46:20.140 it all kind of does have,

00:46:21.220 there still is a hierarchy within.

00:46:23.040 Yeah.

00:46:23.380 It's strange.

00:46:23.980 I don't,

00:46:24.240 I don't really get it.

00:46:25.160 I don't understand it.

00:46:25.660 It's just like,

00:46:26.120 that's why I like the,

00:46:27.160 you know,

00:46:27.700 the Sparrow says there's nowhere in the Bible that's,

00:46:30.440 that says the Trinity.

00:46:31.200 And I'm like,

00:46:31.640 yeah,

00:46:31.760 that's true.

00:46:32.460 Right.

00:46:32.780 but i love the trinity as a symbol like it's like if if i was trying to explain to you

00:46:38.260 that phenomenon i might be like it's kind of like this and i might draw like a circle like this is

00:46:43.560 god yeah and i draw like another circle that is like and this is jesus and they're separate but

00:46:48.500 there is a piece of them that is the same and then i would do the same thing with the holy spirit

00:46:52.320 right so like it's not a biblical terminology it doesn't exist in the bible anywhere but if you

00:46:58.040 were to try to if you're trying to talk to somebody about this you know as as matt puts it the triune

00:47:03.540 nature of god right and you're like how do i explain this how do i explain this you might go

00:47:08.760 like give me you got a piece of paper you got a pencil here let me draw this for you real quick

00:47:12.300 and you might draw these circles and then you might look at that and be like that's actually

00:47:15.760 pretty good well there's people visiting us here hi guys who's visiting us i don't know

00:47:20.800 hello hi what's up dude south carolina what's up brother

00:47:26.520 hi yeah yeah yeah what's up guys

00:47:33.000 no you get a couple more punches and he's going to give you a free coffee right how many does he 1.00

00:47:40.840 need here wait oh you just keep piling up do you have any of those tchotchkes 1.00

00:47:47.300 the bag of golden nephilim skulls we got something for you hang out a second

00:47:52.100 who is it but i think they're pretty cool

00:47:55.400 there you go

00:48:00.260 yeah absolutely nice to meet you guys take it easy um so yeah i i just thought that's

00:48:09.220 fascinating because you know i don't think that people struggling with this idea of like the

00:48:13.180 trinity it's it's not like they're not wrong it's very complicated it's very confusing

00:48:20.320 you know the bible says one thing and one one no no tchotchkes for you rusty uh uh you know

00:48:26.700 one thing in one spot yeah and then something else that seems to conflict with it here's the 0.64

00:48:31.900 thing i think we're just retarded a good question is god ever surprised um that's interesting we 0.55

00:48:36.980 talked to ed mabry about that a little bit i'm rarely surprised i don't think i i think it's 0.51

00:48:42.440 You can draw a conclusion of how somebody's going to behave

00:48:46.440 by what they do and say and how they act

00:48:48.600 and their presuppositions upon meeting them.

00:48:51.400 That's how AI works.

00:48:53.360 It gathers data off of you,

00:48:55.380 and then it can predict pretty well where you're going to be,

00:48:57.420 what you're going to do.

00:48:58.480 I believe it was you that said a long time ago,

00:49:01.160 a couple months ago, you go, 1.00

00:49:02.600 this guy Jordan Crowder is kind of a faggot. 1.00

00:49:04.960 Yeah, something happened. 1.00

00:49:06.600 I forgot what it was.

00:49:08.300 Yeah, and I go, yeah, yep. 1.00

00:49:10.640 extrapolate that a little further down the line nancy shut up we're talking here nancy's driving 0.56

00:49:16.000 her car i'm gonna mute her um yeah so i think that god does get surprised though because 0.53

00:49:22.720 if he gave us free will and it's actually true free will when this isn't calvinism 0.94

00:49:27.940 then every once in a while we got to do some shit that surprises 0.89

00:49:30.780 so he uses to be surprised who's nick nick sent the banana menorah thank you nick i just saw him 0.83

00:49:37.840 comment on the thing nick g nick thank you for the benora the banana menorah um what'd you say

00:49:43.820 nance so he chooses to be surprised no i think he chooses to be surprised chooses not to look

00:49:50.700 sometimes he chooses well he chose to gave us free will and i think in there there has to be

00:49:55.680 some like birthed out of free will come some surprising things no has to maybe not doesn't

00:50:02.360 he already know what you're gonna do i think i think he chooses you can choose whether to look

00:50:07.060 or not so he chooses to be surprised i don't know that's a good question yeah i guess that is

00:50:16.000 yeah that's the only loophole to free will i don't know anyway my back is sweaty that's disgusting

00:50:22.980 it's a very thick t-shirt that i've got on so uh here we got this one queued up um i actually

00:50:29.060 didn't have it queued up but i'm gonna queue it up again where did it go where did it go where did

00:50:33.380 go and there it is here it is boom okay sure this happens that um who is this guy i thought this is

00:50:40.600 gonna be matt gates this isn't even matt gates so we still have that to talk about which is

00:50:43.300 an australian senator ew he says yes aliens are already here i was briefed by intelligence this

00:50:49.700 morning on a developing situation details are highly classified australians will understand

00:50:54.480 soon enough stay calm trust the plans australians are in control so let's uh let's make this big

00:51:01.300 these guys to say ladies and gentlemen breaking news it's true there are aliens living amongst us

00:51:10.020 there are aliens in area 51 there are even this is a guy this gotta be a joke i don't know maybe

00:51:17.160 it's an april fools thing the way he's saying this is such a joke it is it has to be you piece 1.00

00:51:22.600 of shit it's just usually you would tell a lie on april fools that's true yeah well i guess i 0.99

00:51:28.260 this morning in a top secret that exposes all unfortunately i have forbidden from speaking 0.99

00:51:37.800 about it and the pain of death but no i will fight for accountability and i will fight for

00:51:44.240 transparency there is more to come stay tuned that is actually pretty it's pretty that's very

00:51:49.840 funny i like that why did we do that um well because we're not australian senators well we

00:51:55.320 I do have this thing from Matt's Gates.

00:51:56.940 Does that mean the Matt's Gates thing was Matt's Gates,

00:51:59.180 Matt's Gates,

00:52:00.040 the Gates that belong to Matt's.

00:52:03.020 Well,

00:52:03.480 that was released the day before.

00:52:05.180 Well,

00:52:05.420 this is March 31st.

00:52:06.320 This is still,

00:52:06.920 yeah.

00:52:07.140 So breaking former Congressman Matt,

00:52:08.860 Matt's Gates reveals he was once briefed on alien breeding programs where

00:52:14.100 captured aliens were breeding with humans to create a hybrid race, 0.97

00:52:17.260 which is hot. 0.95

00:52:18.760 That was in a,

00:52:19.800 that's what he said.

00:52:20.320 This was in a interview with that guy,

00:52:23.740 Benny Johnson.

00:52:25.320 You're leaving?

00:52:26.660 I don't think we received a single coffee.

00:52:29.220 But thank you very much.

00:52:30.460 Bye.

00:52:31.340 No, I think we did.

00:52:32.300 As soon as we came in, we said, can we have coffees?

00:52:34.160 It's nice to see.

00:52:34.960 Do you want to say hello to the fans or not?

00:52:36.960 What are we doing here?

00:52:37.740 You want to say hello, don't you?

00:52:40.140 It's up to you.

00:52:42.100 All right.

00:52:43.300 Look into the camera and say your name.

00:52:44.980 That one right there.

00:52:45.700 Say your name.

00:52:46.500 Don't say hello.

00:52:48.040 Just say your name.

00:52:49.160 Yes.

00:52:49.740 Is it that one?

00:52:50.300 That one right there.

00:52:51.680 Yes.

00:52:53.900 You hear that, guys?

00:52:54.940 Avery.

00:52:55.320 See you later.

00:52:56.120 Bye, guys.

00:52:56.720 Goodbye.

00:52:57.200 Good day.

00:52:57.820 So, um, uh, it's chaotic.

00:53:00.860 This one's not, it is, it's a chaotic place.

00:53:03.980 Um, this one's not, is this a joke?

00:53:06.940 Is this one supposed to be a joke?

00:53:08.020 Is there any follow-up on this?

00:53:09.500 I don't think, I don't think this one is supposed to be a joke.

00:53:11.620 I think this one is, uh, well, this came from Red Panda Koala.

00:53:15.060 Let's see.

00:53:15.500 So Benny Johnson is the same guy that just interviewed J.D. Vance and J.D. Vance told him that he thinks aliens are demons.

00:53:21.160 You remember this?

00:53:21.660 The whole UFO phenomenon?

00:53:22.920 Yeah. 1.00

00:53:23.180 Same gay conservative dude

00:53:25.360 Then he interviewed Matt Gaetz 0.94

00:53:27.960 Who is like

00:53:28.820 I think he's like

00:53:29.400 Some sort of representative

00:53:30.340 In Florida

00:53:31.160 The guy is like

00:53:32.220 Too wild

00:53:32.860 He was too wildly based

00:53:34.520 To be the secretary of state

00:53:36.020 For Donald Trump

00:53:36.660 Is that true?

00:53:37.340 That is true 1.00

00:53:37.940 On the Jews

00:53:38.580 Had a big problem with him 1.00

00:53:39.820 And he was correct

00:53:40.940 So he didn't get that job

00:53:44.080 But he still retained

00:53:44.840 Some sort of position

00:53:45.560 And people know who he is

00:53:46.460 Well you want to bring this up

00:53:47.620 I have a video here

00:53:48.400 This is him with Betty Johnson 1.00

00:53:50.160 Look at his big ass head 1.00

00:53:50.980 He's got a noggin on him 1.00

00:53:52.320 Huh?

00:53:52.540 dome so that's benny johnson here let's uh i think the most important information will be the

00:53:57.440 biologics that are not human that have been discovered and like even some of the briefings

00:54:03.460 that aren't classified just need just need to be out in the public i mean i had someone come and

00:54:08.240 brief me who was in a military uniform worked for the united states army that was briefing me on the

00:54:13.780 locations of hybrid breeding programs where captured aliens were breeding with humans to

00:54:20.740 create some hybrid race that could engage in intergalactic communication an actual uniform

00:54:26.500 member of the united states army brief me on that non-human biologics interracial alien mating 0.99

00:54:35.860 what the f is going on look wait a second you had interracial stuff this guy's gay um 0.83

00:54:41.740 by the way the implications of this is like let's stop for a second we have 0.99

00:54:47.040 Probably a really bad human trafficking problem

00:54:49.880 Yeah

00:54:50.420 In America

00:54:51.340 Who is lining up to 1.00

00:54:54.680 To fuck these things 1.00

00:54:56.420 The non-human entities 1.00

00:54:58.940 Right 1.00

00:54:59.500 You have a breeding program

00:55:01.260 Listen I think we established at the top of the show

00:55:03.760 That they gotta try it right 1.00

00:55:04.920 Sex

00:55:05.440 Yeah they gotta try it at the very least

00:55:07.520 Chat 1.00

00:55:08.360 How many times you gotta try it before it's gay 1.00

00:55:11.060 One's in the chat if you would 1.00

00:55:12.980 Sign up for the alien breeding program

00:55:15.640 and twos in the chat if they'd have to take you

00:55:17.800 against your will

00:55:18.700 to be part of the alien

00:55:21.700 breeding program. I know that Q is going to say 0.94

00:55:23.680 he would do it. I know Q is going to say, yeah,

00:55:25.700 we know what Q be doing. We know what Q be doing.

00:55:27.920 Are they black? Benny Johnson 0.99

00:55:29.760 blocked me. Why? You got blocked

00:55:31.900 by Benny Johnson? Who's that?

00:55:33.620 The guy that just said, what the F?

00:55:36.020 Yeah, I mean, because, no, no, he put it.

00:55:37.880 Maybe you could pull this up here. I'm going to send it to you.

00:55:39.440 I don't know what the threes mean. Eamon Rat is willing

00:55:41.700 and able

00:55:44.000 Can you pull this up? It's the latest thing

00:55:46.080 That I sent to the group chat

00:55:47.820 That Nancy is in

00:55:49.180 Give me one second here

00:55:51.100 Because when I pull it up, look, it's not good

00:55:53.900 I wrote gay 1.00

00:55:55.760 And then it says nothing

00:55:56.640 It says the same thing here for me

00:55:58.300 He must have deleted it

00:56:01.120 Because it says unavailable

00:56:03.060 Let me see, Benny Johnson

00:56:05.880 Who is this guy? I don't know anything

00:56:08.080 He's a conservative commentator

00:56:09.480 Your front row seat to the golden era

00:56:11.940 Is what his page says

00:56:14.000 yeah i don't know i don't know i don't i mean he hasn't blocked me uh but i've never interacted

00:56:18.740 with him ever ever ever he must have deleted that because it was embarrassing what was it

00:56:23.320 it was the artemis launch was he crying too no but he was in front of it doing a soy face

00:56:29.320 was he yeah and it just prompted me to just write like i saw it and i just said yay yay

00:56:35.400 and it went viral i mean there's a thousand this this uh video here look at this giant golden

00:56:40.460 phallus i get it was literally glowing gold i gotta see if he deleted it or not he must have 0.94

00:56:45.660 deleted great pictures fantastic pictures but how soft are you that the internet calls you gay and 0.90

00:56:50.800 you take it down all of my worst tweets are still up all of my worst tweets are still up all my best 0.90

00:56:57.800 tweets is still up too that's what i meant to say yo dog yeah he deleted it that's bad okay nick g

00:57:04.180 says uh number three means that they're in a loving relationship with the uh with the aliens

00:57:08.380 That was part of my content for today

00:57:10.860 Ginny also says she'd have to be forced 1.00

00:57:12.740 Subliminal Messenger says 1.00

00:57:15.040 Would 0.91

00:57:15.580 There's a lot of threes 1.00

00:57:18.860 A lot of people are willing to have

00:57:21.160 Romantic relationships

00:57:22.800 Brenna says negative 10

00:57:24.460 Man 0.98

00:57:25.880 Sam Tripoli is the front line to black aliens 1.00

00:57:29.240 Yeah I would think so 1.00

00:57:30.600 I would think Sam Tripoli would be the first one

00:57:32.820 Something about this dude

00:57:34.260 I mean he's always been sus in the

00:57:36.720 in the conservative commentary space always like lukewarm he deleted it he deleted his thing 0.79

00:57:44.180 just because you did a silly thing and people called you gay you deleted it he was like this

00:57:48.180 he was doing stuff like this he was like we're about to watch history unfold watch this and then 0.81

00:57:53.840 he has like a selfie so he's recording himself and behind himself is the rocket and he's going

00:57:58.360 wow look at my look at my throat yeah is that what he's doing he was so excited and then he's

00:58:05.080 going this is the this is the greatest thing i've ever seen is like you're not gonna clip that 0.99

00:58:08.560 see i'm trying my best here nance sparrow says milo said he's super gay and has sex with these 0.97

00:58:17.400 guys at conventions with men that would imply he's gay well interesting information sparrow 0.96

00:58:24.180 anyway this gay dude is a guy who's like i'm unsure about the triune nature of god but let 0.99

00:58:29.440 me tell you this is a gay man who has sex she knows what uh she knows what sex with men at 0.99

00:58:35.980 conventions by the way working on getting owen benjamin back on again oh yeah that'll be fun 0.99

00:58:40.060 yeah yeah now that his book is out yeah yeah because i was uh i actually read his book i read

00:58:44.880 uh maybe probably a third of it wow before it came out and i gotta finish the rest but uh

00:58:51.280 it was good i was like yeah dude this is good he's like yeah let's talk about it so uh we're

00:58:54.740 working out a schedule but that'll be cool yeah i would love to have him here but we need a much

00:58:59.640 we can't fit him in the studio is this man again what's up man what's up man i thought as long as

00:59:06.400 it's not just matt uh that would have been very upsetting it is usually is just matt matt usually

00:59:10.840 just pops his head in here and he said wait what happened with jamie walden uh we were trying to

00:59:15.840 talk to jamie he doesn't like us he doesn't like us because of we say the same wild day because of

00:59:22.000 things we say on Twitter. He doesn't understand them. They don't understand the things I say on

00:59:26.200 Twitter. It looks like we will not be talking to Jamie Walden. Or other gay Christians like this

00:59:32.060 guy here. Like Benny Johnson. Just called Jamie Walden a gay Christian. No. He looked like a dude 0.99

00:59:39.120 that was about about it. I mean, I thought so. I took offense to it. I know David was like,

00:59:43.480 hey, man, don't do that. But I've been church hurt. I've been hurt by the church. Yeah. You

00:59:49.320 You know what I also realized too, the difference between you and me is you, you kept like a tight

00:59:53.520 family unit. Yeah. You went to a whole community growing up, which is the church. Yeah. Which

00:59:57.760 means you were the recipient of endless amounts of unsolicited advice. Oh yeah. Everybody's trying

01:00:03.800 to tell you seems like, or, you know, pretty much your entire life, which makes sense if all these

01:00:07.780 people are around you, how to do it, what to do when you're doing it wrong. Yeah. Nobody told me

01:00:12.200 shit about anything ever. No, man, I'm making this up as I go. Have you noticed? Right. But, 0.98

01:00:16.660 But now when people tell me shit, I'm like, this is a novelty. 0.99

01:00:20.120 Like, I don't really take it any kind of way because I never had that. 0.99

01:00:24.120 But I could imagine if all my fucking life, everybody was trying to be like, 0.94

01:00:28.060 you're doing this wrong. 0.99

01:00:29.100 You're saying the wrong things.

01:00:30.120 You're doing it all the time. 0.99

01:00:31.380 Now, I like telling people shit now. 0.99

01:00:35.080 You know what I tell them? 0.99

01:00:36.060 What do you tell them?

01:00:36.600 They come to advice.

01:00:38.000 They're like, hey, man, you look like you got it figured out.

01:00:39.480 And I go, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:00:40.220 Everything you're doing right now is wrong.

01:00:41.840 You know how to do it?

01:00:42.520 And they go, how? 0.99

01:00:43.080 And I go, I don't fucking know. 0.98

01:00:43.720 I have no idea what I'm doing. 0.99

01:00:44.860 I don't know.

01:00:45.200 It's different for you, dog.

01:00:45.520 That's what I told Emmett before we left.

01:00:47.360 I said, hey, Emmett, you want to know a secret?

01:00:48.840 And he goes, what?

01:00:49.640 And I go, we're just a couple of old dudes that don't know anything.

01:00:52.480 He was like, yeah.

01:00:54.480 And which I think really messed him up because he liked us.

01:00:56.880 And I'm sorry, Lindsay, but I think I might have your kid doubting reality.

01:01:00.560 I was like, hey, Emmett, close your eyes real quick.

01:01:02.080 Yeah.

01:01:02.460 Does everything, does the world exist when you close it?

01:01:05.180 When you leave this room, do you think we're still here?

01:01:07.340 You know what he said? 1.00

01:01:08.340 He's like, damn, bro. 1.00

01:01:09.040 He's like, of course it's still here, you idiot. 1.00

01:01:10.980 What are you talking about? 1.00

01:01:12.160 Why would I think it's gone just because my eyes are closed?

01:01:14.460 that's actually the correct answer he said um here let's watch the rest of this benny johnson

01:01:19.240 video do we have to i don't know i mean i want it all right fine okay go ahead i was gonna say

01:01:24.260 it's just odd that take it down now i'll take it down yeah i want to talk about it look at his face

01:01:29.140 okay because there's not much after this he's just like uh he's gonna extrapolate on the fantastic

01:01:33.740 thing that somebody else said but this is the dude that's gonna present the alien disclosure

01:01:38.820 and deception to us and it's very clear it's him like yeah he is getting this information from hold

01:01:44.600 on full screen thank you that's what i meant yeah thanks nance he's getting this information from

01:01:48.900 jd vance yep he is now talking to matt gates about this stuff he's at the artemis launch and i i'm

01:01:56.780 sure that there's more weird esoteric stuff that's been about benny ben benjamin johnson

01:02:00.760 benjamin johnson which is a word for wiener two words for wiener benjamin wiener which actually

01:02:07.320 negates itself. I don't know if a Benjamin is a wiener. I've never heard

01:02:09.400 anybody call it a Benjamin wiener. It's weird.

01:02:13.180 It's just weird to me that I'm like, that's who's being, that's

01:02:15.340 who's going to present it. It's also weird that

01:02:17.020 we haven't even really talked about it.

01:02:19.300 I think somebody's been asking us. 1.00

01:02:21.240 Yo, these lizard people don't even respect us. 1.00

01:02:23.360 They don't. Somebody has been asking us 1.00

01:02:25.180 maybe in the Patreon or on X 1.00

01:02:27.300 like one of the homies of the show is like,

01:02:29.380 yo, what do you guys think about the fact that J.D. 0.99

01:02:31.260 Vance is saying what you guys are saying?

01:02:33.440 And I'm like, then we might be wrong.

01:02:35.060 You'll be wrong. 100% wrong. So

01:02:36.720 What I do like about J.D. Vance saying

01:02:40.020 What we said is that I can do it with eyeliner

01:02:41.940 I can do it with eyeliner

01:02:44.040 That's true

01:02:44.640 I can do it with big hair and eyeliner if you guys want

01:02:46.660 Let's do that

01:02:47.220 Hell no

01:02:48.800 But what I do like about it is going

01:02:52.000 Hey Tim

01:02:53.000 Oh it's so funny

01:02:54.600 What do you think about what this guy said

01:02:55.900 He's like oh well he should read my book

01:02:59.340 He's gotta read Birthright

01:03:00.840 He wouldn't make these mistakes if he read Birthright

01:03:04.760 he doesn't even have a hat

01:03:07.980 Tim they're following a narrative

01:03:09.980 they're going to play this narrative out whether you like it or not

01:03:11.980 and as a matter of fact you might not even get any

01:03:14.020 shekels from it I mean look to be perfectly honest 1.00

01:03:15.980 you're on the wrong side of it stupid 1.00

01:03:16.980 he's saying what we say in a bombastic way but if you 1.00

01:03:19.820 give us any amount of time whatsoever you find

01:03:21.900 that we have nuanced theories

01:03:24.180 I have a multitude of other words that I use

01:03:26.000 extrapolate extrapolate's good because I

01:03:27.980 like to go like this when I say it

01:03:29.280 yeah yeah that's how you extrapolate things

01:03:31.260 spread it out like webs

01:03:33.620 hey by the way is that slime that your son got like all up in the couch and everything yet

01:03:37.080 uh yeah yeah and i actually had to clean out they got slime in the hot water heater too yeah

01:03:44.060 so now and i'm like i i told my son really early on after after he got slime and it took a lot to 0.87

01:03:52.240 get it out of the carpet and i was like fucking no more slime it was in his hair yesterday no more 0.93

01:03:56.080 slime we're not doing the slime it was in yeah slimes in his hair and i don't do slime and i 0.98

01:04:00.440 don't do glitter that's a rule they started mixing the two of them together which is 0.99

01:04:03.860 fucking diabolical fucking slime with yeah flat earth grappler says fuck slime it's banned in my 0.99

01:04:09.500 house yeah dog i mean flat earth grapplers here so you see my kids unruly some would say emmet is 1.00

01:04:14.360 listening right now hey dude do your mom a favor don't worry about the slime stay away you don't

01:04:19.320 want slime all right stay stay stay in homeschool you know don't do slime it's it's unremovable

01:04:26.100 yeah unremovable and i get it because while i was over your house i was like

01:04:30.060 i kept playing with it and smashing it around like it is fun yeah no dog but at what cost 0.99

01:04:35.380 do you know how toxic slime is dog's hair and shit you know that round table i got the black one 0.97

01:04:40.740 yeah somebody had put they put a book or something there and it was just there for a couple of days 0.97

01:04:45.440 because i was like that's a book like we'll like get to that underneath the book was slime oh who

01:04:50.560 knew the slime deteriorated

01:04:52.800 the table and there's like

01:04:54.520 bubbles and I did my best to fix

01:04:56.580 it. It's hard to see but I'll point them out to you

01:04:58.500 so you can see them when next time you're there and I'm like

01:05:00.440 look there's like four spots. This shit 1.00

01:05:02.480 is toxic dog and they're giving it to 1.00

01:05:04.440 kids. They're putting it everywhere.

01:05:06.540 It's mostly piss.

01:05:08.680 L-O-E says slime is mostly piss.

01:05:10.980 What is this? Nancy don't just bring 1.00

01:05:12.640 stuff up. What in the game? 1.00

01:05:14.760 Nancy's verifying our claims.

01:05:16.680 Breaking Benny Johnson and Nick

01:05:18.620 surely claim Gavin Newsom is about to

01:05:20.500 bust. I'm sorry.

01:05:22.740 So that right wing cope is

01:05:24.500 actually like an anti right wing

01:05:26.240 meme page. Okay.

01:05:28.500 But sometimes they do post bangers.

01:05:30.580 Yeah. Very funny.

01:05:31.920 He's straight bust. 1.00

01:05:34.220 This guy is inches deep in his pussy. 1.00

01:05:36.860 Just bust. 1.00

01:05:38.660 Dingleberry says, I heard Raven loves 1.00

01:05:40.320 Aldi's nuts. Aldi's.

01:05:42.360 I was at Aldi's today. Yeah. Aldi's great.

01:05:44.700 Yeah. And every time

01:05:46.460 I go to Aldi's, me and my wife,

01:05:48.200 She'll go like, you want to go to Aldi's?

01:05:51.140 And I'll go, Aldi's nuts. 0.99

01:05:52.560 My favorite part of Aldi's nuts is the one aisle that has miscellaneous shit. 0.99

01:05:58.560 Oh, there's some fun stuff in there sometimes. 0.99

01:05:59.900 It could be anything.

01:06:00.740 Yeah.

01:06:01.060 It could be anything.

01:06:01.900 It was like, hey, here's a slow cooker.

01:06:03.560 Here's a shoe rack.

01:06:04.780 There's also those lights that you put along your walkway.

01:06:06.960 Yeah, dude. 0.99

01:06:07.640 Stab them in the ground. 1.00

01:06:08.840 And a towel. 0.99

01:06:09.460 Slippers.

01:06:10.220 The next time comes, like Aldi slippers.

01:06:12.400 Yeah.

01:06:12.760 Aldi's nuts.

01:06:13.180 They have a lot of cool stuff, man.

01:06:14.580 Sometimes.

01:06:14.860 but all these i think got popped recently because a lot of their stuff that they're claiming to be

01:06:18.840 horse meat oh even the shoes even the shoes even the sidewalk lights are horses good god

01:06:26.960 actually all right let's watch matt gates uh matt gates blowers tell you this kind of thing

01:06:31.760 do you please yeah i had i had a guy who was uh his face i like uniform he was a senior enlisted

01:06:38.680 uh with the united came into my office uh wrecking over the head uh in a non-classified setting i

01:06:45.660 had members of my staff there and uh what they explained is that the military ran a very secret

01:06:52.860 program where uh aliens that were living were in forced breeding programs with uh huge okay

01:07:01.700 okay that's just wait who's being forced forced breeding programs with humans you know it's white 0.82

01:07:07.660 Aliens are in forced breeding programs with humans. 0.89

01:07:10.800 Who's being forced?

01:07:11.380 You know what?

01:07:11.700 I see the statistic. 1.00

01:07:13.100 Because you think they're holding that little skinny gray's wrist 1.00

01:07:16.400 pinning them down? 1.00

01:07:17.720 The statistic was something like white woman get raped. 1.00

01:07:20.080 White woman. 1.00

01:07:20.780 By black men.

01:07:22.380 I mean, in the last couple of years. 0.99

01:07:23.720 Disproportionate rape.

01:07:24.320 Oh, it's something like 40,000.

01:07:25.820 Yeah. 0.56

01:07:26.240 I don't know a single white woman who hasn't. 1.00

01:07:28.300 I mean, they check the inverse. 0.98

01:07:32.380 That's a crazy sentence.

01:07:34.000 Hold on.

01:07:36.160 Clip that, Nancy.

01:07:37.660 they check the inverse zero oh yeah like that ain't happening who's doing that that ain't

01:07:45.520 laughing they're so annoying they've never been around them oh my god it is an interesting

01:07:50.060 statistic but anyway i don't know how it applies let's check out their space reading program okay

01:07:54.440 that had been abducted from war zones and from even uh caravans again i i didn't verify this

01:08:04.620 But what the whistleblower was telling me is that there were like between six and 12 locations around the country where this happened.

01:08:13.020 Why not? 33 wanted was a group members of Congress to all show up at the same time at all of these different locations so that any of those activities could could not be moved.

01:08:26.220 And of course, it's a physical impossibility to get members of Congress to simultaneously show up at like eight locations, even for aliens, even for aliens.

01:08:34.460 It doesn't matter.

01:08:35.180 These guys are non-human biologics.

01:08:37.240 So I'm just, I'm still wondering, like, 0.53

01:08:40.520 because he said it was migrants.

01:08:42.060 Let me go back real quick. 1.00

01:08:43.100 Blapping up women over here at this site. 1.00

01:08:44.840 They're like, I just can't be bothered. 0.99

01:08:46.240 I'm on vacation.

01:08:47.740 So, okay.

01:08:50.380 Program with humans that had been abducted from war zones.

01:08:57.340 Okay.

01:08:57.600 So he is kind of saying like, yeah, there are these.

01:08:59.680 So a military personnel came up and said,

01:09:01.220 hey there are locations for these hybrid um programs hybridization programs and he's saying

01:09:07.640 explicitly like yeah these are migrants these are people that are lifted from war zones um hide your

01:09:14.160 kids hide your wife they're raping uh illegal migrants out here i had to have a conversation 0.98

01:09:20.500 with my son the other day because he goes oh i called up one of my friends and she's about rape 0.98

01:09:26.500 uh no so he goes um we told him they were like and it's like hey can i hang out i'll sit right

01:09:32.580 there we'll watch the show i was like this ain't the show this is not the show let me tell you he

01:09:35.800 was fishing around for some buttons to hit yeah and i was freaking out he was close to the he was

01:09:40.080 hitting some sound drop buttons and i was like don't just probably don't hit those anymore because

01:09:43.920 some of those words are crazy don't do that anymore and he was like what about this one he'd be like

01:09:48.600 i got you and i'd be like okay okay okay that's cool and then but i knew somewhere in there there's

01:09:53.920 some crazy ones you know and i don't get it well some of them are real crazy yeah but and his mom

01:10:03.280 was like probably don't press the buttons anymore uh and he was like all right cool that's cool i

01:10:07.580 like the energy he brought yeah man i like the the biceps he bought but um uh good energy didn't 0.59

01:10:14.280 give a fuck no he didn't he was he was like he was like press play we're gonna we're gonna do 0.90

01:10:18.000 an episode kids going places he is uh i said what do you want to be when you grow up he said a 1.00

01:10:22.340 podcaster i went shit yeah man it's like that's gonna be a dead end that's not the thing you want

01:10:26.440 to do we don't have health benefits i don't know what we're gonna build up enough wealth 0.98

01:10:30.240 because you know what i thought about the other day i was like let's say this show goes on yeah

01:10:34.320 for 15 20 years what 15 20 years i'm thinking like two max two more two more years you got

01:10:41.520 two more good years out of me and um i'm not doing this for more than two years uh and but

01:10:47.460 then what we don't have a 401k i'm gonna have to go back to welding my plan yeah is to make as much

01:10:54.060 money as possible and then blow up and act like i don't know nobody like i don't know this guy

01:10:59.700 especially what's his name josh which is josh sorry sean i already forgot already forgot we

01:11:07.220 don't know you take the hat off um playboy i'm sorry i feel bad i hope you don't i hope you

01:11:13.140 don't subscribe because it's man i hope you don't get but this is what this is about dog

01:11:17.220 We're making you better 0.99

01:11:18.700 We're making Sean tough as shit 1.00

01:11:20.540 He said he was like I was just being a little bitch 1.00

01:11:21.900 Also fuck Michael 1.00

01:11:23.560 That's not nice 1.00

01:11:26.880 Oh we can go be slaves on Owen Benjamin's farm

01:11:28.980 That could be fruitful

01:11:30.320 That is actually my plan

01:11:31.940 That's the 10 year plan

01:11:34.120 I like that idea 1.00

01:11:35.780 Alright let's move on to gay Christian men 1.00

01:11:38.860 Is that what we have next? 1.00

01:11:40.980 That's what I got next

01:11:42.060 What time is it? It's an hour and 10 minutes

01:11:44.080 Alright I guess we can move on from that stuff

01:11:45.480 jp he's the knight he's jesus dresses what is this the pleiadian space suit well yeah why has

01:11:52.520 he got a uh jordan i believe in christ and this guy seems like a douche uh i believe in christ

01:11:58.380 what kind of what kind of christ do you believe in all right well let's go yeah that's that's a

01:12:01.780 great question let's go to the back how did we get here yeah how did uh you're probably wondering how

01:12:06.420 we got here let's start from the beginning start from the beginning so this is uh you want to read

01:12:11.420 that oh this is funny too we had uh donald trump telling oh let's do that okay this is actually

01:12:17.860 kind of funny hold on a second so uh breaking president trump tells erica kirk to sue people

01:12:25.760 like druski and candace owens who are attacking her online uh here let's just play it's only 20 0.98

01:12:30.720 seconds i don't want to do the quotes and then play it and he's gonna fucking say it 0.89

01:12:34.340 a thing called happy easter do we have that everyone happy anybody that doesn't want on 0.91

01:12:39.760 Hello, darling.

01:12:41.140 Wow, that's a good table.

01:12:42.320 I like that table.

01:12:44.380 You're doing well, right?

01:12:45.960 Okay.

01:12:46.880 I think you should sue him, but, you know.

01:12:48.960 I told her, you ought to sue somebody. 1.00

01:12:50.760 They're so jealous of Erica. 1.00

01:12:53.740 I said, you ought to sue their...

01:12:55.180 I can say you're not allowed to say this. 0.99

01:12:57.300 You have to be nice to her. 1.00

01:12:58.620 Sue their ass off. 1.00

01:13:01.820 Sue Candace Owens, Sue Drewski? 1.00

01:13:04.320 That's a little bit...

01:13:05.080 I mean, it's both funny.

01:13:05.880 Candace Owens, I understand, but Drewski?

01:13:07.500 Yeah, Drewski just did Whiteface, which was very funny.

01:13:09.760 and i don't think i don't have any problems with that did you see the one where he was like uh

01:13:14.400 people used to call him king now here it is oh great jesus entered jerusalem as crowds welcomed

01:13:21.720 him with praise honoring him as king that they call me king now do you believe it did you ever

01:13:27.080 think the antichrist would be this funny ah that's very funny it's actually it's it's good

01:13:31.720 time obviously in the same speech that he said you should sue truski and candace owens yeah this is

01:13:36.880 crazy let's keep let's see call me king now do you believe it no king i'm such a king i can't

01:13:43.920 get a ballroom approved all right it's actually kind of it's actually kind of funny it's a little

01:13:49.180 bit of a reach on my end no i thought it was funny yeah i mean listen they're doing the no kings

01:13:53.380 rally but he's also flirting with antichrist yeah yeah i mean it's an interesting thing too to say

01:13:58.420 that uh you know like this whole no kings thing is happening yeah that is kind of an admission

01:14:04.180 You're calling him a king?

01:14:05.440 They're allowing him.

01:14:06.220 This is the problem.

01:14:06.840 They're allowing him to do this.

01:14:08.520 You see?

01:14:09.100 Because he actually is fulfilling prophecy. 0.98

01:14:11.640 But your ridiculous behavior on the other side of it is allowing him to behave this way. 0.98

01:14:15.340 Matt, you got to leave. 0.98

01:14:16.620 Can't be in here anymore.

01:14:17.400 We just paid him rent.

01:14:18.520 I don't care about your money thing.

01:14:19.940 And you got to do stuff with the work.

01:14:21.480 No, no, no.

01:14:21.840 Leave that.

01:14:22.140 His heart is heavy.

01:14:22.800 Don't say hi to him.

01:14:23.160 Shut that.

01:14:23.620 It's not important.

01:14:24.540 Your customers, your bills can wait.

01:14:27.180 What is that?

01:14:27.940 I don't know what that is.

01:14:28.580 It's a stack of money.

01:14:29.540 I don't know what this is.

01:14:31.720 Matt is so rich.

01:14:32.900 we pay rent here shut that thing put the thing in there and shut the thing this is so crazy

01:14:37.300 anyway um he's gonna come pick he's gonna be honest he's picking that up that money you know 0.99

01:14:41.920 you need it so um yeah i mean a more apt name for the protest would have been like no faggots 0.98

01:14:48.200 you know you guys it's pretty funny um imagine all right like so what druski did uh erica erica 0.97

01:14:57.900 a kirk white face very funny we could do just matt matt face which is just gigantic ears and a

01:15:03.160 scowl just a scowl i'm just angry yeah sue me sue me for copyright infringement go ahead i mean i

01:15:08.460 guess he probably could i'm making we don't have any money we don't even have health insurance uh

01:15:11.860 i don't know what i'm gonna do in 20 years i just paid you rent i don't have any money left i was

01:15:15.120 thinking about that i was like what am i gonna do in 20 years uh so yeah we better hope we better

01:15:19.280 hope the world ends well that yeah but hope that this tinfoil hat episode goes well so that we can

01:15:25.300 get a little bit more traction. Yeah, guys, please

01:15:27.280 go in and boost that algorithm

01:15:29.500 and leave lovely

01:15:31.320 comments on the

01:15:32.640 tinfoil hat episode.

01:15:35.200 He left the Patreon. I got concerned.

01:15:37.900 Yeah, that's $5.

01:15:39.020 This is not good. Yeah, we can't afford to lose any money.

01:15:41.600 $5. At all. Not a single...

01:15:44.060 You know how much these tchotchkes cost? 1.00

01:15:45.920 Expensive. These lights? 1.00

01:15:47.540 My wife was getting in my ass because I paid. 1.00

01:15:49.200 She's like, you know you spend $200 on filament? 1.00

01:15:51.820 Yeah, well.

01:15:53.120 Who's going to do it?

01:15:53.960 i'm matt charges us so much money to be in here yeah and then and then he acts like it ain't 0.84

01:16:00.020 shit look throw it on the floor it's crazy it's wild so yeah just uh you want to read this for me 0.71

01:16:05.480 okay i'll read it for you go ahead put it up on the stage uh so this is jordan crowder jordan says 0.98

01:16:09.640 who's jordan crowder uh he's a new age dude we had him on the show at one point and he was

01:16:14.520 talking about three-eye atlas and uh it was actually kind of fun it's a great episode no

01:16:18.220 you didn't like it a lot of people don't like they're like this guy's talking about outer

01:16:20.600 space it's gay i was like oh yeah it's gay also no block you got to kind of like let people not

01:16:26.180 everybody's going to be on everything you know what i mean so if you go like if you're going to

01:16:29.500 say outer space for the sake of conversation i'm gonna let it slide go ahead sometimes people say 0.99

01:16:33.820 sometimes you'd be cooking gay shit aliens or demons okay define demon most say fallen angel 0.99

01:16:40.660 no beings that oppose god i mean you know but it doesn't matter it's most say most say some say 0.99

01:16:45.780 here's the problem and he goes cool define god usually they mean the god of the bible yahweh

01:16:51.020 but that god is portrayed as jealous wrathful demanding obedience punishing rebellion uh so

01:16:57.520 now we have a problem because the demons and fallen angels are rebels challengers of authority

01:17:03.560 bringers of knowledge see genesis enoch and eden uh he's like i drank the knowledge i don't have

01:17:10.040 a problem with any of the things that he's saying right now can you get out yeah pick up that money

01:17:14.020 I know you need it. He's coming in with a broom. I wish we had the mat cam on.

01:17:17.320 Yeah, he's got a stick and he's dragging the money across the floor.

01:17:20.040 Yeah. It's crazy how much he charges to be here.

01:17:22.760 So he goes... It's a thick envelope. It did barely fit under the door.

01:17:26.320 The serpent in Eden didn't say, worship me. It taught humans they can become like God through knowledge.

01:17:37.080 And God... First off, I do have a problem. Don't do the money dance. Shut the door. I don't want to see you do the money dance.

01:17:41.220 I have a problem with this right here.

01:17:42.860 Yeah. So now we have a problem, he says, because the demons, fallen angels, are rebels,

01:17:49.140 challengers of authority, bringers of knowledge. This is not a problem. It's such an easy concept

01:17:55.360 to grasp. God seems mad about these guys that did this. You see? What's the problem? God,

01:18:02.020 these guys, they did this. Yeah. They rebelled. And then that made God jealous, wrathful,

01:18:09.220 and demand obedience because they rebelled what's the problem i don't i don't know it's weird we 0.98

01:18:14.900 have uh all these people who you know are self-proclaimed retards dangerous retards in the 0.88

01:18:19.780 chat they all can follow this like yeah uh-huh i get it yeah so keep reading um uh so so god 0.93

01:18:26.240 punished them all for this so ask yourself who is bad here here's a here's an original thought

01:18:31.420 when you're when your father punishes you yes uh for putting slime in the water heater um who's the

01:18:37.400 bad guy who's the bad guy who is the bad guy here uh i i i don't know wait so so i i have like my

01:18:46.080 kid right and i go slime in the water exactly that yeah when my when my kid uh wants to do 0.94

01:18:51.780 something other than clean his room he's talking shit what get out of there oh my god it was the 0.93

01:18:57.340 chemistry set that that that matt got him so when my son goes um uh he wants to get rebellious i 0.99

01:19:04.880 say you gotta clean your room you gotta clean your bathroom we have like a two bedroom and his

01:19:08.760 bedroom has a bathroom in it which is just crazy it's just crazy it's crazy to give a 10 year old

01:19:13.100 a bathroom but you know we stay on top of it we go hey hey i know you want to go outside i know

01:19:17.320 you want to play games you want to do this and that you're not doing anything wow so true until

01:19:21.280 you ah thank you uh ring a ting ting um and and i say no you're not doing those things until you

01:19:28.720 take care of cleaning your room and cleaning that bathroom right and then what happens is an act of

01:19:33.660 rebellion where he tries to do something sneaky let's say instead of cleaning he just pushes

01:19:38.460 everything into a pile in his closet or under his bed so that's an act of rebellion right yes and

01:19:43.760 then what happens is i go now you're punished yep now because you didn't do it the right way the

01:19:48.360 first time now you're not going outside and you're not playing video games you're gonna clean this

01:19:51.600 room and that's it did you demand obedience i demanded obedience and then i punished the

01:19:55.880 rebellious attitude then and i think it's a good it's a great insight i think i am wrong experience

01:20:00.620 your wrath i think he did my wrath came in the form of taking away that thing where i was going

01:20:05.500 to let him go outside and play the video games i said no no so and i agree with jordan i'm an

01:20:11.660 asshole i'm basically the demiurge i'd rather not i here's here's the thing i'd rather not do these

01:20:17.240 things which is i expressed this i expressed this to and it always comes out wrong but before i had 0.90

01:20:23.660 kids i told my wife i was like i don't know if i want to have kids because i know what taking care

01:20:27.480 of kids is like i did that for seven years i was a camp counselor and then uh an assistant director

01:20:33.220 of a program so i'm like i'm k through five for seven years and i'm with these guys eight hours

01:20:38.180 a day i know how to take care of kids and i understand this and it's like i have to be

01:20:42.580 those things yeah well let me let me put it a step further let's say i had a dog

01:20:47.140 and or let's say i have cats right dogs listen better if one of my cats kept going to him and

01:20:52.920 been like hey what your dad doesn't want you to know is that he's not the boss of you dude and

01:21:00.040 you don't have to clean this room you can you actually can be the boss and then they start and

01:21:04.980 if your kid starts believing it i'd be jealous i would be jealous the cat does nothing for you

01:21:11.020 cat doesn't put a roof over your head cat doesn't put food on your plate shits in a sandbox and then 0.99

01:21:15.140 i would throw out the cat i would get i would say you're cast out i would cut its legs off yeah and 0.68

01:21:20.660 then i'd say you'd have to eat the dirt eat the dirt for the rest of your days get out of my 0.99

01:21:24.400 fucking garden and you know the thing is the thing is what's the thing you're looking at all these 0.99

01:21:33.060 punishments as very harsh right look at all the things that all the harsh things you're not dealing 0.99

01:21:37.920 with the scenario that i just posed we'll deal with the end this at towards the end as well

01:21:42.240 because this is what got me blocked in a way you're not dealing with the scenario i just posed

01:21:46.280 it is what i just posed is a weak analogy what you're dealing with is time and space 0.97

01:21:52.980 you're dealing with supernatural entities thousand years of murder torture the craziest shit in the 0.95

01:21:58.960 world like we can't even quantify or imagine the level of shit that's on the line it's not just 0.99

01:22:05.700 physical torment that's been happening this is spiritual torment that is happening to people 0.96

01:22:09.640 actively for a millennia yeah we're dealing with basically magical beings yeah but it's like why

01:22:16.060 would he be mad so it's like wrath the punishment that you're looking at like like he even said

01:22:21.580 something he's like i actually don't do these things to my kids i'm like that's why they're 0.57

01:22:24.660 going to be gay that's what i said and he goes hey he goes he goes to me hey did you say that 0.65

01:22:30.700 well no no uh somebody said he's like hey man that's not a good way to raise him and i go

01:22:34.420 these kids are doomed and then he responds back i was like love and light i think i have isn't 0.99

01:22:40.500 that what he said he's like peace be with you no he called me a righteous uh fuck and i go uh it's 1.00

01:22:47.300 all love and light faggot and he says so this is what he says to me uh hey fucker hey fucker fucker 1.00

01:22:53.640 hey i let all your other dribble slide but never mention my kids negatively again i'm not fucking 1.00

01:22:59.360 kidding and i go you let that dribble slide bitch i just crossed how about i say what the fuck i 0.99

01:23:03.020 want to say wait a second what are you doing dude my bad we'll put it relax put that uh yeah yeah 1.00

01:23:07.540 But I'm going to continue to say what I feel like saying

01:23:09.540 And that's why 0.99

01:23:10.760 But I said hey man you sling shit expected back 0.97

01:23:14.460 But also what I said was never 0.99

01:23:16.760 Like at his kids 0.90

01:23:18.720 I'm not calling his kids shitty

01:23:19.800 I'm saying that there is a probably 90% chance 0.98

01:23:22.360 That they will be shitty because you're raising them 0.96

01:23:24.380 Right that's it 0.99

01:23:25.420 And you're telling me how you're raising them

01:23:27.300 I just had this talk with my kid

01:23:29.600 I told him I'm daddy and if I say something it goes

01:23:32.000 He said something like

01:23:33.360 Well what if mommy

01:23:35.840 Blah blah blah blah and I said

01:23:37.520 well i can ground mommy too because i'm daddy hell yeah z man that's what's up that's what's

01:23:42.980 up look at me i'm daddy i'm daddy uh so here bring it back on let's let's let's read this

01:23:48.740 so um so ask yourself who's bad here the entity most people call god it's so crazy man it's such 0.87

01:23:57.860 like a childish way of looking at shit uh the entity most people call god is for sure a creator 0.88

01:24:02.900 but not the creator more of a demi urge wow what again an original shocking uh and the angels that 0.97

01:24:10.920 rebelled against this oppressor were cast out of heaven and labeled fallen because they did fall

01:24:15.980 well yeah this is the thing uh but they have been shown continuously to be trying to help humanity

01:24:22.140 that's an insane thing so all of the sacrifices that they demand human sacrifices and all these 0.97

01:24:26.520 other shit like helping the the the the direct intervention the sexing of the women the 1.00

01:24:31.940 hybridization the the the monstrous behavior um the the tyrannical evil shit but okay uh but they 1.00

01:24:39.200 are restricted now there are definitely things out there we'd call angels demons and aliens i 0.99

01:24:45.620 once again beg to differ i think aliens is a gay terminology and you would not be saying that at

01:24:50.380 all if it wasn't for 80 years of hollywood indoctrination years the word wouldn't be

01:24:54.820 resistance. But there's a chance

01:24:57.460 what most have been programmed to believe

01:24:59.360 is the exact opposite of what's

01:25:01.380 really going on. Now, here's the thing about Jordan, which is

01:25:03.360 why I called him a faggot. I love this picture, by the way. 1.00

01:25:05.720 Great picture. Yeah, I mean,

01:25:07.100 quite the traction. Quite the traction

01:25:09.300 here. Well, the thing about Jordan is that, like, all of his 0.96

01:25:11.320 stuff is quoted as if, like, I'm just bringing you

01:25:13.520 you know, gnostic

01:25:15.360 information that I may or may not believe. 1.00

01:25:17.520 It's like, I've seen a little too much from your 1.00

01:25:19.400 gay ass to kind of... Now, I'm 1.00

01:25:21.460 assuming what you believe. Yeah. 1.00

01:25:23.280 well you don't have to assume i mean he laid it all out there and then i also said well here's

01:25:26.940 what here's really what's going on um hold on let's pull this up nancy pull it up please thank

01:25:32.320 you um god is wrathful to the unrighteous that's it step one okay he demands our obedience like a

01:25:40.360 good father he didn't like that like a good father a good father does demand obedience a good father

01:25:45.840 knows what is right for the family not just your kids or your wife or your dog or anything that

01:25:52.000 you're touching, your entire property, whatever you own, whatever is rightfully, whatever you

01:25:57.180 have dominion over, a good father knows what is right for that. And you demand obedience from it

01:26:02.560 because you don't want to see those things fail, die, pray, whatever. If my kid is about to do

01:26:08.820 something in his stupidity that is going to either hurt him, kill him, turn him gay, trans him, 1.00

01:26:15.880 anything, poison him with bad ideology. It's your job. There's going to be, 1.00

01:26:20.920 you know i'll let some rules say don't do this don't do that but if you start doing this and

01:26:25.220 you get too close to a situation where you're going to get hurt i'm going to demand that you

01:26:27.820 stop yeah i'm going to demand it yes and also i mean listen the way i also get your obedience like

01:26:32.820 my son yesterday jumping on the trampoline i tell him well the little one that we have

01:26:37.820 and i tell him don't do that not like that every time i tell him don't do that

01:26:41.820 he busts his lip he's bleeding there you go so while he's bleeding i look at him and i go 0.99

01:26:46.500 don't do that yep you see why i demand your obedience i'll let you fuck up but now you're 1.00

01:26:54.000 bleeding and i go hey i'm gonna go to the hospital they can put some needles in your mouth and we 1.00

01:26:57.940 can stitch that up or i mean it's not that big of a deal right right but you gotta frame shit for 0.95

01:27:02.560 him yeah yeah yeah obedience you're gonna give it to me and i'm not gonna explain why because 0.98

01:27:07.380 number one it's gonna take too long number two you don't get it this is so stupid too the idea 0.94

01:27:11.120 that like punishing you said he punishes rebellion that will lead his flock in danger and the idea 0.99

01:27:16.780 that you can't see that just because entities are trying to like offer good things well i'm giving

01:27:23.020 you something good i'm telling you you could be like god i'm telling you you could be your own

01:27:26.700 boss i'm telling you you could have all the the answers to the nature of reality and how to bend

01:27:32.940 it to your will yes infant hey infant i can teach you how to bend reality to your will yeah oh okay

01:27:40.820 Hey, infant, I can teach you mystical, hidden truths that God doesn't think you're ready for.

01:27:46.300 Because who is God?

01:27:47.280 You can be just like him. 0.95

01:27:48.540 This is the equivalent of letting a pedophile be in charge of your children. 0.99

01:27:53.500 I'm letting this babysitter pedophile give my children advice. 0.97

01:27:58.500 And then now daddy's home and daddy's going to say, no, no, no. 1.00

01:28:01.020 None of that shit. 1.00

01:28:01.940 It's crazy. 1.00

01:28:02.860 I wonder if he's from California.

01:28:04.760 Whatever he's doing.

01:28:06.060 And I'll just expose this whole grift, Doug.

01:28:07.720 You're just making e-books, self-help e-books. 0.99

01:28:09.620 and you have some sort of a fucking sweat lodge 1.00

01:28:11.560 that people go to. 1.00

01:28:12.560 I assume this is how you make money.

01:28:14.280 And then you do a podcast that people believe 1.00

01:28:16.060 that's full of, it's full with Gnostic bullshit 1.00

01:28:19.140 that will lead people directly to hell. 1.00

01:28:21.820 So here we go.

01:28:22.460 Let's read a little bit more about my response.

01:28:24.620 And this is really what got him upset

01:28:25.960 because we were cool before this,

01:28:28.420 even though I've been scouting you 0.93

01:28:29.800 as a homosexual for quite a while. 0.99

01:28:32.280 He is jealous over you, his creation, 0.97

01:28:35.780 over the relationship he has with you.

01:28:38.500 That's what jealous means.

01:28:39.620 Not jealous that, like a girl would be jealous.

01:28:43.560 Like you're spending time with somebody else.

01:28:45.120 Over something that you have.

01:28:46.160 No, no, no, no.

01:28:47.100 He is jealous over you.

01:28:48.640 He created you.

01:28:50.100 He's jealous over that relationship that you are now squandering

01:28:53.160 because you're seeking relationships with Sophia or whatever.

01:28:57.380 Well, that's the thing, right?

01:28:58.420 Entity you're summoning at your sweat lodge 1.00

01:29:00.360 while you do ayahuasca with your gay drum circle that you're all naked in. 1.00

01:29:04.620 I think what he's jealous of specifically is like, yeah, we're his creation. 0.99

01:29:08.640 Yes.

01:29:08.880 And then what are we doing? We're not just spending time. We're worshiping,

01:29:13.320 worshiping other entities. We're attributing creation to other entities. Like that's not

01:29:21.560 just like a girl who gets jealous that you're spending time with other girls. This is God who

01:29:26.060 created you experiencing jealousy because you are worshiping. You're giving the most potent form of

01:29:32.620 energetic exchange to fallen entities. And then what's more is you're buying into their bullshit 1.00

01:29:37.680 when they tell you they created you 1.00

01:29:39.920 and they created all this.

01:29:41.540 They seeded the planet.

01:29:42.560 They did this, that, and the other thing.

01:29:43.740 So they're your creators.

01:29:45.160 So you're attributing everything that God made 1.00

01:29:47.540 to fucking them. 0.99

01:29:49.360 That's an unbelievable layer of jealousy. 1.00

01:29:52.740 I said it to some other new age fucking retard 1.00

01:29:56.560 in the comments at some point, 1.00

01:29:58.140 but they were making that point.

01:29:59.400 They were like, oh, well, you know,

01:30:00.200 this guy is, God is like this and like that.

01:30:01.940 And I was like, dude, if I was God,

01:30:03.600 you're lucky I'm not God. 1.00

01:30:04.620 Because I would have killed you motherfuckers 1.00

01:30:05.900 a long time ago. 1.00

01:30:06.920 But fucked you. 1.00

01:30:07.340 for real like like the the amount of treading that you're doing past the line what do you want 1.00

01:30:14.080 matt you gotta get out no no get out of here you can't be in here anymore hold on what are you

01:30:16.980 saying i'm hi matt is he here nancy says hi matt what's his name is graham here no you can't have

01:30:24.300 apollo is the name of the antichrist one dog stick

01:30:27.460 here come take two dogs how come you haven't brought us anything

01:30:33.240 No, no, no.

01:30:33.560 Come grab it.

01:30:34.460 Come say hi.

01:30:35.440 Come on.

01:30:36.440 Come on.

01:30:36.880 Come say hi.

01:30:38.080 Did you see the banana menorah?

01:30:39.860 Did you see the banana menorah? 0.56

01:30:42.200 Come on.

01:30:42.820 Here you go.

01:30:43.700 Here, man.

01:30:44.100 I'm going to throw them to you.

01:30:45.340 You're not going to say hi to anybody?

01:30:48.840 All right.

01:30:49.520 So here we go.

01:30:51.460 I'm cooking.

01:30:54.860 I'm cooking here.

01:30:55.780 Okay, here we go.

01:30:57.280 I forgot what I was saying.

01:30:58.120 Thanks a lot. 1.00

01:30:58.360 We're making fun of gay Gnostics. 0.99

01:31:02.940 she never said that okay she never said that incredible thing uh so we feed matt dog treats 0.94

01:31:10.500 that jordan then responds to me good fathers don't demand obedience they earn trust and it's like man 0.96

01:31:14.500 the fucking earn trust the audacity of trying to earn the trust of a toddler not just that 0.97

01:31:19.900 it's a so a toddler is something like i pay for your diapers i pay for your food i pay for the 0.99

01:31:24.720 roof over your head but this is monetary stuff this is all superficial kind of thing i'm also

01:31:28.140 carrying and then a toddler is intellectualizing he's going well he has taken great care of me

01:31:32.120 and therefore I trust him.

01:31:33.060 It's like, no, hey, that's hot.

01:31:34.720 Don't touch it.

01:31:35.600 I said don't touch it.

01:31:36.940 It's so much crazier than that

01:31:38.240 because it's like I said,

01:31:39.020 incredible thing to say

01:31:40.440 as you operate in everything he's created,

01:31:43.060 every breath that you take,

01:31:44.600 everything that you see,

01:31:45.920 the fact that you're able to move around

01:31:47.560 with like a functioning body

01:31:49.060 is because of him

01:31:50.180 and you're going to be like,

01:31:51.620 earn my trust.

01:31:52.780 Earn my trust. 1.00

01:31:53.200 Earn your trust is fucking crazy. 1.00

01:31:55.300 Yeah. 1.00

01:31:55.480 It's insulting.

01:31:56.640 Also, I've never ever gone about

01:31:58.540 earning my kid's trust.

01:32:01.260 No, he goes,

01:32:01.700 I have kids. Not sure if you do. I created them. I would never hold that over them. I do not demand

01:32:06.680 anything from them. I earn their trust and love. And I go, I do have kids. I don't need to earn

01:32:11.180 their trust. You know what I tell my son? I brought you into this world. I'll take you out

01:32:14.340 of it. That's old school shit. But the fact that I provided for them is testament. You did not 1.00

01:32:18.980 create your kids. You fuck someone in a drum circle and an unexplainable miracle happened. 1.00

01:32:23.380 Show some respect. And then he goes, I think that we're worlds apart. Have fun in your world. I 1.00

01:32:29.020 said yes the real one and then this is where his shit really starts it then he goes prison so now 0.99

01:32:33.560 we're in a prison planet yeah of course prison planet where you get to have these wonderful 0.99

01:32:37.160 beautiful children whom you love so much and and are allowing them i don't know to uh free range

01:32:42.860 raise themselves i don't understand whatever we live in a prison planet and everything is horrible

01:32:47.620 and this and that i'm just like has he ever been to because i've been to jail um it wasn't cool

01:32:53.440 i was i was when i was there i was like oh this is definitely jail you know what i mean like i 0.70

01:32:58.500 wasn't like i'm not outside having a beautiful time my kids at the pool and i'm fucking enjoying

01:33:02.560 the sun and i go it's a prison this is a prison planet yeah so he tells me there's a this is a 0.83

01:33:07.500 prison planet have fun in your prison and i go there's a lot of freedom in jesus christ but

01:33:11.220 choose to be a petulant child enjoy your chains didn't like that either yeah and then he responds

01:33:17.580 back to me i don't even he's blocked me so it's hard to find through this thread but he just like 1.00

01:33:21.580 he's like fuck you fuck you yeah uh he called me fuck fuck you and your righteousness and i'm like 1.00

01:33:27.980 Yeah. Yeah. Like, yeah. Right. All right. Cool. I mean, yeah, that's it. But this is what are we 1.00

01:33:34.680 dealing with? And now for the rest of the day, I have to deal with Gnostic faggots, which don't 1.00

01:33:39.960 bother me as much as they do you. But what does bother me, what really gets my goat, David Corbo 1.00

01:33:45.720 is Christians. That's true. Christians bother me. They do bother you because I don't, I think it's 1.00

01:33:51.440 kind of like God, how God judges the angels. And this is like a microcosm of what God, what, what,

01:33:57.360 what the example of god did with the angels but the angels should know right and when they fuck 0.98

01:34:03.100 up he blaps them i don't know man i mean you know it's interesting because when i see christians 0.96

01:34:09.040 like there is a whole bunch of them who are completely unaware and i think you can get by

01:34:16.060 strictly on just loving the lord like knowing the lord loving the lord yeah grandma max but that's

01:34:21.520 not what i feel from a lot of these people and i used to say this to um uh hold on wait my wife

01:34:27.420 when she was going to jehovah witness uh meetings and stuff it was witness class jehovah witness

01:34:34.200 class um i would say that it's very hard to figure out who you are and what your purpose is where

01:34:39.860 your people are and all this where you belong right it's a hard thing to do in this life and

01:34:44.320 we're all searching for it in some level at least i hope so because i think if you stop doing that

01:34:48.080 that's a big shame um but if you have that within you where do i belong what am i meant to do who

01:34:54.220 are my people what is my tribe adhering to an ideology or a religion makes a lot of that work

01:35:03.200 really easy feels like the work is done yep so if you join a church if you join a let's say the

01:35:08.460 jehovah's witnesses who are you you're a jehovah's witness maybe one of the 144 000 i don't know um

01:35:14.320 where do you belong you belong in this kingdom hall who is your tribe the rest of the so you 0.54

01:35:20.660 can see like all these boxes get checked and the harsh reality is is that's true to a large degree

01:35:28.300 yeah and i've been experiencing for the first time being on the other side of that accusation

01:35:33.640 by the way because that was an observation i had and i explained to her and i said these people are

01:35:37.020 just trying to find their people find an identity they don't want to do the work there is work to 0.77

01:35:44.080 be done and i'm not saying it's got to be like inner work meditative shadow integration shit i'm 0.98

01:35:48.280 just saying like go out into the world yeah a lot of something on patreon you got to call people gay 0.96

01:35:53.020 that's true you know you know you but you have to you know in some cases do work build something

01:36:00.300 sometimes the answer is um not so grand it's like who are you well i'm a parent i'm raising a member

01:36:08.880 of the next generation and i do things in my life that aren't concentrated meaning like we have a

01:36:15.160 show we put all this stuff together reaching people directly you could be somebody who is

01:36:18.940 just in tune touching a life here touching a life there influencing something here that's a little

01:36:24.040 bit different it's less directed but it's equally as important you know and i think a lot of that

01:36:28.500 answer comes to who are you in christ that's i think why we have that within us because we are

01:36:34.260 all called i was talking to uh what's his name matt's friend out there i forget his name again

01:36:40.700 but anyway talking about wes huff and i said wes huff's gay and he goes oh yeah he's kind of gay 0.92

01:36:45.860 and i got wes huff is a tool okay that's what you said and he's a tool no no no he's he's a

01:36:50.620 specific type of tool oh right right right to reach he reached joe rogan got joe rogan to start to go

01:36:56.160 to the church i mean shortly after joe rogan goes uh i think jesus might be ar and i'm like well

01:37:01.080 he's a tool that gets Joe Rogan so far.

01:37:03.600 Right.

01:37:04.100 You know, so like, yeah, yeah,

01:37:04.960 he's useful for this thing

01:37:06.040 and he's better than I am,

01:37:07.780 but he doesn't do what I do

01:37:09.640 the same way, like,

01:37:11.000 I don't do what a lot of people back there do.

01:37:13.460 You know, so it's like, yeah, right.

01:37:14.400 There are different causes for this.

01:37:15.800 But that's what I'm saying.

01:37:16.440 So you can find all that 0.81

01:37:17.980 or you can join the Jehovah's Witnesses 0.94

01:37:20.580 and the work is done.

01:37:22.100 And honestly, I don't think 0.94

01:37:23.120 there's any fucking difference either 0.95

01:37:24.320 with the whole Gnostic thing 0.98

01:37:25.740 or atheist thing, you know,

01:37:27.960 because the Gnostic thing, it's like,

01:37:29.320 all you're doing is looking into text that preceded your own work in your own labor,

01:37:34.860 right? And you found, oh, the demiurge, that makes a lot of sense. Oh, this and that.

01:37:39.020 You know, atheism is really lazy. It's just like nothingness and science, materialism.

01:37:43.040 I want to do what I want. So therefore, the authority must be evil. You sound like a

01:37:46.960 fucking preteen girl. I just think... Clip that. 1.00

01:37:49.120 The amount of people that are going through... And like I said, I understand that idea that you

01:37:56.000 could just be adhering to a religion and you're trying to tick all the boxes that are these

01:37:59.700 questions that are burning you know inside your mind all who am i um now i'm on the other side

01:38:04.620 of that we're like i have all this weird conspiracy background and people are like you're a christian

01:38:10.220 you know nothing and i'm like kind of i don't know much and and i don't have all the answers

01:38:15.700 but i'm not that thing that everybody kind of looks like like like i'm gonna be honest we go

01:38:22.540 to church with what side by side with 200 people maybe is that and I don't know if any of them

01:38:30.240 ever asked a question in their lives asked a single question um I enjoy asking them questions

01:38:36.780 though but you know there is a very there's a stark difference of I'm like okay I am something

01:38:41.200 different not to be like I am better because in a lot of ways what I am it hurts me it like at

01:38:47.920 socially it hurts oh yeah it's not super beneficial to the it's not a social lubricant

01:38:52.100 no that's for sure it doesn't help you fit in you can't get great guests like jamie walden on

01:38:56.520 your show because of who i am and that's fine i've decided to become more of who i am and

01:39:00.900 which means worse yeah uh but that's just what i said somebody somebody hit us up and look they

01:39:07.760 were kind of being they were being nice but i know these questions they they annoy you and it

01:39:14.400 was something like hey love you guys long time listener you guys are like fighting everybody

01:39:19.560 and i don't think that that's the way to bring people to christ and i was like look man i hear

01:39:24.240 what you're saying what did elijah do with the prophets yeah he cut their heads off how many

01:39:29.700 were there like like how many prophets of ball how many mean tweets did he send like 2 000 was

01:39:35.540 there 2 000 or 200 or that's like 300 305 something like that yeah so so he eliminated 0.98

01:39:42.960 like three to 400 motherfuckers they're lucky that we're not there yet and that's just my thing 0.97

01:39:48.720 is like people see the the rhetoric and they see the you know the and i'm like dude this is another 0.99

01:39:53.520 thing i did recently where i typed in like um list all i was asking chat gpt the demons list

01:39:58.420 all of the uh insults that jesus christ used in the bible and then i opened up another one and i

01:40:04.380 was like what insults were popular during the day of jesus christ he used all of them he used all of

01:40:12.220 him he used all of the insults that were popular during that time so to me that means and it's 0.99

01:40:19.460 probably gonna upset a lot of people that if faggot was available i think he would have used 0.99

01:40:23.900 it he might have used it because he used all the ones that were available so it's just like i don't 0.98

01:40:29.300 know man people we we and this is this is the other thing people want to keep in mind we look extreme

01:40:33.940 so your your dialogue with with um with homeboy we look extreme he called me an extreme what do

01:40:39.440 he called me uh he called yeah like some sort of extreme whatever right i'm just like dude if i was

01:40:45.660 extreme like no we we are these are words this is this is the embarrassing thing we are extreme 0.99

01:40:51.720 in a world of faggots yeah in 2026 it's sad actually but elijah would call us faggots 1.00

01:40:58.580 probably he's like you haven't killed them yet yeah you haven't cut their heads what do you mean 1.00

01:41:03.640 you haven't cut their heads off yet you didn't feel that little thing that's stirring in your 0.92

01:41:06.360 spirit that have you asked god to bring down fire on them why not right yeah we're not we're not

01:41:12.340 there yet although we will be there soon i was actually talking to steven of the biblical hit

01:41:15.900 man today shout out the biblical hitman oh nice even which i mean the big biblical hit man it's

01:41:20.720 really the biblical hit man yeah yeah and sometimes a guy with face tattoos that's right i was talking

01:41:24.840 in today about like the whole thing because we had you know before the pre-show with matt and

01:41:28.920 steven i was having that discussion about walden i was going wild i was going wild and they're

01:41:33.000 like i don't understand the hostility the uh the railian uh got a brunt of your wrath that he did

01:41:38.140 yeah he got it and got blapped up if you will blap blap um blap blap blap two question marks

01:41:44.340 um so yeah it's uh i was talking to steven this morning and he was telling me about his latest

01:41:52.080 snafu with albarino and he's having it out with albarino well no it's like because steven is very

01:41:57.080 respectful he's like but this guy i see what he's doing and i see why it frustrated you and i go yeah

01:42:01.620 and i skip past all the niceties and i skip we skipped right to yeah insults and you're going

01:42:07.560 to battle us on our terms and then afterwards once everything is said and done and i'm pretty 0.99

01:42:11.380 much done with you then faggot that's what you get and i was like i don't have time for this 0.99

01:42:15.580 kind of stuff but i was like they're all this way they all behave this way and and he was watching 1.00

01:42:20.140 the interaction with jordan crowder as well and i go you know in a in a world without rules which

01:42:25.500 we're like rapidly headed toward yeah maybe you know maybe not maybe things turn turn and you

01:42:31.480 know we get some more normalcy like in a world without rules these people here what he is what

01:42:36.920 he's painting the picture of he's painting the picture of a question like maybe god's like just

01:42:41.040 awful and maybe the people that follow him are all tyrants too maybe i have no real opinions of my 0.98

01:42:46.840 own because i'm a bitch and a coward and i can't say it and i go okay well you're gonna paint me 0.99

01:42:51.180 in that light but in a world without rules the people who do follow that god what would you do 0.98

01:42:55.300 to him let's play this out let's play that game because i think i have an idea and i'm never wrong 0.99

01:43:01.200 about this shit, what would you do? Let's say all these people, all these tyrannical blue-haired 0.99

01:43:05.800 retards that hate you for, I don't know, voting for Trump in 2016, what would you do if, let's 1.00

01:43:12.300 say, there's a virus that shut down the world? Let's just say, what would you do if you could 1.00

01:43:16.380 target people who didn't behave the way you wanted to according to the rules that you created to this

01:43:23.140 virus? What would you do to them? Would you take their kids? Would you take their jobs?

01:43:27.000 not even that would you take their lives 0.72

01:43:29.860 what would you do in a world where they

01:43:31.820 introduce aliens

01:43:33.220 and they introduce a bunch of systems

01:43:36.080 and technology that makes it a utopia

01:43:37.840 and then they tell you that we're standing in the way

01:43:39.960 and we are standing in the way

01:43:41.960 those are demons yes I'm standing in the way

01:43:44.060 and I'm also going to not say that

01:43:45.960 I'm not standing so what are you going to do

01:43:47.280 yeah at the least you're going to try to lock us up

01:43:49.860 yeah

01:43:50.340 so I mean yeah it's a way of reading that you know what it's

01:43:53.980 like also modern day Christians would be like

01:43:55.740 like yes yes that's what we're called for also right here daddy cut here yeah which way facing 1.00

01:44:00.460 up or down you want to cut my head off you could fight you yeah but i'm gonna kill a couple of you 1.00

01:44:04.960 yeah i don't know i don't really know what we're doing here anymore but it brings me to the this 1.00

01:44:09.660 next point here uh jp knight this uh another gay dude here we go he's responding to jordan crowder

01:44:15.460 and of course this is the criticism that you'll get from every every single time yeah this is 0.92

01:44:19.840 pretty gay i believe in christ and this guy seems like a douche actually i am kind of a douche when 0.99

01:44:23.520 it comes to this i don't care don't throw the baby out with the bath water he's talking about 0.99

01:44:27.260 christianity a man yeah but he's not talking about christianity look at this guy he's talking 0.99

01:44:31.180 about he's dressed as pleiadian jesus he's talking about some other shit man's spiritual 0.95

01:44:35.480 journey is important and ultimately truth will be i don't know what that means deems fit that's 0.89

01:44:43.300 how i see it and i just responded back i seem like a douche but we're all good with a dude who

01:44:48.380 called God evil, right? That's fine. Yeah. Current Christianity is pure faggotry to the highest

01:44:54.200 levels. I'll say it. I don't care. I'll say it to whoever will hear me every single day. I might 1.00

01:45:00.980 get it tattooed. Real ones feel like they don't fit in and they're right. You're called for more

01:45:05.760 than this lukewarm bullshit. Reject it. But this is the same. This is the attitude of the Christians. 1.00

01:45:11.600 You know why? Because it's safe. Because Jordan, I think deep down they understand what Jordan is saying here. They also understand the formation that is being caused against people who believe what they believe. And what they're doing is going, please don't. Please don't. Look at me. Hey, what if I went beneath you and said, sorry? What if I said, oh, no, no, no, not like that. You're not going to kill me later, right? You're not going to target me. Yeah, they are.

01:45:40.020 As a matter of fact, you'll probably be the first ones to go. 1.00

01:45:42.980 You're a weak bitch. 1.00

01:45:44.260 And as a, yo, all of these people, 1.00

01:45:46.160 all the Christians who have formed against,

01:45:48.160 like they've watched what was said here and go,

01:45:50.240 man, the words that Top said were just harsh.

01:45:52.560 And oh my goodness, I am so sorry he spoke to you like that.

01:45:55.740 I was like, he called your God evil.

01:45:57.960 He called the creator of the entire world

01:46:00.600 and everything in it evil.

01:46:02.300 What did Moses say when he found them

01:46:04.260 worshiping the golden calf? 1.00

01:46:05.660 He said, fuck y'all. 1.00

01:46:06.900 And then he killed about 3,000 of them. 1.00

01:46:10.020 yeah that's what he did that's what he said and then that's what he did see that's my thing is 1.00

01:46:14.300 like you either believe this shit or you don't believe it and at the very least even if you're 0.99

01:46:19.540 like what do you mean we don't we're not coexist right we'll coexist right yeah at the very least 1.00

01:46:24.000 if you're somebody who's like on the fence because there's people that listen to this show and

01:46:27.600 they're like i like what you guys say i'm not quite there yet which is fine you know i think

01:46:31.740 everybody will get there you know in their own time everybody's walk is unique but like i think

01:46:36.940 the vast majority of people who listen to this show can agree that there is a spiritual realm

01:46:41.900 there is spiritual beings they're sacrificing to these spiritual beings you know what the 0.98

01:46:47.840 fuck got a cardboard cut out of a man that doesn't believe that right well uh and he'll 0.99

01:46:52.380 be performing at the cardboard cut out of a man that doesn't doesn't believe that what do you 1.00

01:46:55.900 what do you want matt he's recording us again get out of here i don't like in front of cameras matt

01:47:01.300 get get out of here stop it who's that i have no idea who that is um who is that who is that

01:47:11.900 is that the police it's jordan crowder is that jordan crowder i don't know 0.94

01:47:20.400 all right so so anyway i want to read another submission from a gay christian 0.96

01:47:26.040 no not you mad a different gay christian okay read another submission but but like i was saying 0.97

01:47:30.060 if you really do believe that they're sacrificing children to these entities like the the the the 0.97

01:47:36.060 skin in the game skin in the game skin in the foreskin in the game is so much higher the amount

01:47:41.620 of foreskin that is that has been sacrificed to these things is so much higher than what we do

01:47:47.580 here yeah it's so much it actually calls for so much of a higher level of warfare if i could here's

01:47:54.740 the thing though if i could say more on twitter for x formally twitter i would yeah i'm limited 0.99

01:48:00.080 to a gay faggot bitch retarded these words i have to have a put i have a multitude of words 0.98

01:48:05.960 more words i got more words that i could use that i can't use but i could use junior says we need to 1.00

01:48:11.260 get a or jr says we need to get a squirt bottle for him a squirt bottle for who for when that's

01:48:15.420 a great idea it's got to be aimed though because you don't want to well no you can make them yeah

01:48:19.580 squirt on those cameras um so this is from from another christian okay good question worth asking

01:48:27.080 yourself there is enough is there enough space or there is enough space for your voices to share

01:48:31.340 without involving either of your resentment or the other's beliefs oh dude is that what we're

01:48:37.940 called to do well i don't know but i'm like hey our beliefs are in direct opposition to each other

01:48:44.380 he thinks the god of all creation is an evil tyrant who trapped us in a prison planet i think 0.97

01:48:49.000 He's a smelly hippie who sells self-help books to the mentally challenged. 0.98

01:48:53.780 Sells self-help books on the seashore. 1.00

01:48:55.360 Where is there room to agree?

01:48:57.160 Right.

01:48:57.640 And I'm asking genuinely, is there room here to agree? 0.95

01:49:01.320 Because what does a believer have in common with a non-believer? 0.97

01:49:05.260 Right. 0.98

01:49:05.640 That's what this is.

01:49:07.240 What's a king to a god?

01:49:08.820 Well, here, let's look that up.

01:49:11.400 Maybe this will...

01:49:12.240 It's true.

01:49:13.620 What does a believer...

01:49:17.040 He can't stop.

01:49:17.880 He can't stop. 1.00

01:49:18.560 this is metal in common with an unbeliever uh so let's see if we can find this uh second 1.00

01:49:23.740 corinthians 6 15 what harmony is there oh this is great yeah this is actually fantastic um pull it 1.00

01:49:31.780 up oh okay so here uh king james and what concord half i don't like that uh what harmony can there

01:49:38.600 be between christ and the devil uh or another version what harmony can there be between christ

01:49:44.320 and belial uh king james what concord hath christ with belial or what part hath he that believeth

01:49:53.680 with the infidel with an infidel and look so it's like great word infidel is another insult

01:49:58.540 do not be unequally yoked with unbelievers for what partnership can righteousness have with 0.66

01:50:03.440 wickedness what fellowship does light have with darkness um what agreement can exist between the

01:50:11.300 temple of god and idols that's right there what agreement can we just agree to disagree can we

01:50:17.060 put our things aside what agreement no i can exist between the temple of god and idols at the very 0.99

01:50:21.680 least what i can do is watch you say gay shit for a while and go i'm not really going to entertain 0.99

01:50:28.240 you yeah but then at some point well when you pipe up and you go uh you make this big post and you go 1.00

01:50:33.000 i've been waiting for you to cross the line and you did and i slapped you like a good father would

01:50:37.080 do you call me daddy right you call me daddy thank you daddy yeah yeah chalk it up to a loss

01:50:42.620 and move move on it's hard man move on with you it's hard because i struggle with it too it's like

01:50:48.640 how how uh extreme am i supposed to be because if you're reading this it's like pretty extreme

01:50:54.020 supposed to be end of world extremist right i mean it's uh dog i am homeschooling my children

01:50:59.400 while i'm doing this this is extreme top is too well i was talking to um i'm teaching my kids how

01:51:05.880 to read we so so i made this post and i said you know nds is a very unique show and basically what

01:51:11.380 i was getting at is like we're very polarizing it's the best show it's the best show my opinion

01:51:14.840 but you can tell how um polarizing we are by the passion of our haters and also the people that

01:51:19.520 love this show you you do not feel indifferent about nds you know exactly what i'm what i'm

01:51:24.560 saying but what's really remarkable about that is beyond look you could say it's because of the

01:51:29.300 rhetoric it's because of the really hard stances it's because of this and that when we we are 0.94

01:51:33.260 polarizing people we've fucked people up in their minds they get all fucked up about us all 0.97

01:51:38.880 all blacked up they get all blacked up about us right when we go home we're literally just hanging 0.99

01:51:44.360 out with children i'm yelling at my kids i'm watching something with my wife i'm yelling at

01:51:48.500 my wife we're walking through tj maxx you know have a little stroll through ross had a fight

01:51:53.300 with my wife last night which one's better tell me which one tell me if i'm wrong okay go ahead

01:51:57.620 didn't want the treadmill i saw you had a treadmill in the thing yeah huge treadmill

01:52:02.440 It is big

01:52:03.560 It's a big ass treadmill 0.99

01:52:04.320 It's fucking heavy 0.99

01:52:05.180 Yeah 0.98

01:52:05.440 And I go hey

01:52:06.420 Why don't we just buy a new one 1.00

01:52:07.480 She's like no this is 1.00

01:52:08.180 And it is better

01:52:08.940 I go fine

01:52:10.080 But you got property

01:52:10.740 You just run around the property

01:52:11.840 Okay

01:52:12.740 And then

01:52:14.340 No problem

01:52:15.160 And then I go

01:52:16.260 Alright you know what

01:52:16.960 I am going to break down the studio

01:52:18.740 Which meant a lot

01:52:19.520 I cried

01:52:20.080 I got glass in my foot 0.98

01:52:21.020 From Cole's dildo

01:52:21.900 Right

01:52:22.340 I broke down the studio

01:52:23.560 And I left half for me

01:52:25.140 And I put the treadmill up there

01:52:26.620 Rebuilt it and everything

01:52:27.860 I had to move it

01:52:28.500 This thing is

01:52:28.940 It's big

01:52:30.000 It's a big one

01:52:30.520 Yeah it's like

01:52:31.180 Almost like the ones you see at the gym

01:52:32.440 Now, it is.

01:52:33.360 It is, yeah.

01:52:34.260 It's actually the one that's in your gym,

01:52:35.660 in the gym at your house,

01:52:36.440 the same kind.

01:52:37.220 She found that.

01:52:38.020 Oh, so she was like,

01:52:39.080 I like that one.

01:52:39.940 Yeah, yeah.

01:52:40.440 And we got it like for a decent,

01:52:41.580 for a good price.

01:52:42.140 But whatever. 1.00

01:52:43.520 She's running on it

01:52:44.320 and now it's making a click sound

01:52:45.400 and she goes,

01:52:46.280 can you open this up for me? 1.00

01:52:47.580 Fuck, what? 1.00

01:52:48.060 And I go, dude, what? 1.00

01:52:49.460 Like now I'm just like.

01:52:50.560 Open up the treadmill?

01:52:51.520 And I go, yeah.

01:52:52.880 Yeah, maybe, you know.

01:52:54.940 And then she's like,

01:52:56.140 when are you going to open up?

01:52:56.860 When are you going to open up?

01:52:57.340 And finally, I just go,

01:52:58.300 hey lady, 1.00

01:52:58.660 I'm fighting with Gnostics. I moved this 1.00

01:53:00.940 here, got the room,

01:53:03.220 I rebuilt it.

01:53:04.540 It's an old treadmill. And now I don't know anything

01:53:06.840 about treadmills. And she got mad at me. And I was just like, dude, 0.93

01:53:08.900 I don't know. I don't know. I'm not a treadmill.

01:53:12.020 Not a treadmill

01:53:12.860 technician. Not a treadmill technician.

01:53:14.720 Right. Yeah. But now I have to take

01:53:16.900 that L. That you have to try to...

01:53:19.000 Oh, well, I mean... I fucking opened up my 1.00

01:53:21.000 treadmill today. Oh, you want to hear something fun? 0.99

01:53:23.080 But now I'm wrong. I am

01:53:25.020 being assaulted by Gnostics, 1.00

01:53:27.000 by treadmills on all fronts. 1.00

01:53:28.660 We have a friend. I'm not going to say his voice because I didn't ask permission to share this

01:53:32.820 story. So I got to share the story because I'm going to do it anyway. Is it Matt? I'm not going

01:53:36.500 to say his name. Did I say voice? I don't know. His name. I'm not going to say his name.

01:53:40.580 Yeah. Let me keep guessing. So we got a buddy. Yeah. And he's into obviously all this stuff

01:53:45.080 that we're into. Paranoid American. No. So what happens is... Juan Ayala. No, no, no.

01:53:50.920 So he gets hit up. He's on a dating site. It's a single guy. He's on a dating site.

01:53:57.260 and he gets hit up by some chick

01:53:58.780 and uh and they hit it off right away

01:54:01.940 uh-huh they're talking

01:54:03.520 she asked him to fix the treadmill she asked him to fix

01:54:05.780 the trip no no no she goes uh 0.99

01:54:07.580 you know it's the demiurge right it's fucking demiurge 1.00

01:54:09.740 and he goes you bitch no so 1.00

01:54:11.160 they're going back and forth 1.00

01:54:13.440 and he realizes

01:54:15.800 he goes yo

01:54:16.560 my instagram has been recommending you

01:54:19.700 for like the last two weeks to which

01:54:21.640 she was like oh oh

01:54:23.460 like like she seemed and he thought the reaction

01:54:25.800 was weird but he just never minded it right so they're talking and she's like by the way

01:54:33.480 i'm into uh wiccan no no no no no check and she goes look at my amazon i have these books coming

01:54:39.780 in chuck missler unseen realm by hyzer whoa that's a bad like what that's cool as hell um

01:54:48.020 also a fan of merkel show just discovered it she's kind of new in it by the way the books

01:54:55.080 10 days. Who's the person? Hold on. Hold on. Wait a second.

01:54:58.000 I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you

01:54:59.220 who the person is. You're not going to tell me or you're not going to tell

01:55:01.240 the audience? I'm not going to tell you

01:55:03.040 because... Hold you.

01:55:05.140 Go ahead. You were muted. Tell me.

01:55:07.840 He won't tell me. I'm not going to tell

01:55:09.260 you because he used the word

01:55:11.040 confide. He was like, can I confide a thing

01:55:13.240 in you? I don't know what that means. That's true.

01:55:15.380 I'm not really too sure on the definition, but

01:55:16.880 I'll ask him later. If he

01:55:19.160 says yeah, which I'm pretty sure he'll say yeah,

01:55:20.960 I'll share it with you, but I don't want to do that prematurely.

01:55:23.060 so um anyway so so yeah he looks at the thing those books are ordered 10 days ago it's like

01:55:29.960 okay when he started to get suggested when she started to get suggested to him right and and

01:55:35.860 then like also like he's a big fan of merkel's she's a new fan of merkel's they're just going 0.96

01:55:43.000 through this she's saying all the shit all the right things even at one point drops a little

01:55:50.200 bit of a tear-jerking story about a time where she was having like a demonic experience and her 0.98

01:55:55.000 mother came in and called on jesus christ and stopped it who is this guy who is this so you

01:56:01.720 gotta tell me who the guy do i know him like irl yeah yeah so he's like um he's like this is awesome

01:56:08.120 like he's thinking he hit the jackpot right okay one thing leads to another they start going out

01:56:14.200 on some dates everything is fantastic yeah talking all the time and all of a sudden mid

01:56:21.140 conversation one day she stops responding through text they had gotten a couple of dates i think

01:56:27.080 they even they even did a smooching the big deal did a smoochings all right it's a big deal man

01:56:32.100 so um was it faceless was it clean it wasn't faceless it wasn't clean so so uh happy birthday

01:56:39.220 Happy birthday Toad

01:56:40.260 So 0.96

01:56:40.580 He goes what the hell

01:56:42.900 Like she stopped responding

01:56:43.860 Like two days go by

01:56:45.820 Nothing

01:56:46.140 Then all of a sudden he finds

01:56:48.620 That he's blocked

01:56:50.380 On all

01:56:51.180 The platforms from her

01:56:52.540 And he's trying

01:56:55.040 He's trying

01:56:55.420 He's trying

01:56:55.800 What is

01:56:56.980 We're gonna have to limit the intrusions

01:57:00.300 To like three 0.96

01:57:00.980 This is so fucking crazy 0.99

01:57:02.380 This is fucking just opened the door 0.99

01:57:03.600 He's got no shirt on 0.99

01:57:04.340 He's got no shirt on

01:57:05.500 So

01:57:05.860 So

01:57:06.220 So he goes

01:57:07.760 Um 0.91

01:57:09.220 He tries to hit her up.

01:57:10.160 He's blocked on everything. 0.97

01:57:11.000 He's like, what the hell, man?

01:57:12.380 Finds her Instagram.

01:57:14.020 And all he could do is look at the tagged photos.

01:57:16.640 She's got one tagged photo.

01:57:18.780 And it's from years ago.

01:57:20.640 She's tagged by an occult clothing line.

01:57:23.520 She's got pentagrams all over on her earrings.

01:57:27.040 Everything is witchcraft.

01:57:28.640 You go to this page, everything is witchcraft.

01:57:32.600 Did you see her page?

01:57:33.340 Did you look?

01:57:33.840 I couldn't see her page.

01:57:35.420 Because that's private.

01:57:36.260 But I could see that tag photo.

01:57:37.720 He showed me that. 1.00

01:57:38.660 And I was like, who the fuck is this guy? 0.99

01:57:40.000 And then if you go through that occult clothing thing, 1.00

01:57:42.980 all they do is like, it's all Wiccan occult shit. 0.99

01:57:45.220 This guy's got to stay away from me 1.00

01:57:46.400 because he's got some shit on him now. 1.00

01:57:47.640 No, no, he doesn't, bro. 1.00

01:57:49.420 He nails it.

01:57:50.260 Because I'm thinking in my mind,

01:57:51.180 I know the guy well.

01:57:52.280 And I'm like...

01:57:53.580 That's a podcast? 0.95

01:57:54.900 I just go, I go, this nigga's protected. 0.96

01:57:57.920 You're going to tell me. 1.00

01:57:58.460 I'm going to fight you outside.

01:57:59.340 I'll ask him.

01:58:01.100 I'll ask him if I can tell you.

01:58:01.980 You're going to ask him for me.

01:58:02.440 But I go, this nigga's protected.

01:58:04.400 That's my thinking because I know the guy.

01:58:05.880 And I'm like, yeah, he's protected.

01:58:06.680 in the mighty name of jesus oh he's cute so so what ends up happening is uh he goes what's even

01:58:13.840 crazier is the day before so he's a guy that's protected he's protected

01:58:18.220 so so the day before brian from demon races no i don't think he he gets chicks

01:58:27.000 i don't think he's like i don't know if he's going on dates so um i think he's he's a he's

01:58:33.020 had a girlfriend anyway um he says he's listening to a merkle episode the day before and one thing 0.88

01:58:38.820 leads to another and the guest inspires him niggas be talking to you huh they don't be talking to me 0.95

01:58:43.000 like that well because you tell them they're gay or something i don't know confide in me uh chat 0.99

01:58:47.220 confide in me well they do they confide in us and we ridicule them that's every episode of chronicles

01:58:52.760 so so anyway he goes um this guest whatever they were talking about spiritual warfare inspired him

01:58:58.680 to to pray a specific prayer to the lord that no spiritual attacks will um will have success

01:59:07.620 against him he's been on the show and so the next day is when this happens uh-huh like the night

01:59:14.240 before he prays this the next day radio silence oh he cut her off he cut her off dude like in my

01:59:20.520 mind i'm thinking like yeah she was trying and something happened and she was like but like

01:59:24.440 think about think about how unbelievable that is to meet a girl single dudes in the audience

01:59:29.020 imagine you meet a girl they go yo i'm a fan of a show called nephilim death squad and i read

01:59:33.880 michael heiser's book there's a 50 chance i don't think so i think that that is such a niche you're

01:59:39.500 saying ladies like this show 50 oh yeah yeah yeah i mean if you met him in the chat but they're all 0.78

01:59:43.600 they're all crazy they are all crazy i wonder if any of them are witches and they're really 0.95

01:59:47.740 they're already they're confiding in me i'm a loser top i'm sorry sam yeah that's all right 0.99

01:59:53.760 i'm a loser too um but yeah man i mean isn't that that's kind of nuts like he said it just didn't

01:59:59.740 make sense you know and when he saw that she was many such cases huh you know trying to hit him up 0.97

02:00:05.500 or she was showing up at the people you may know was it cliff high it was not cliff high amen rat 0.83

02:00:10.060 uh amen rat is uh i thought he was a gay man was it scott was it no it wasn't scott that would be

02:00:17.860 a funny story it almost seems like a scott story what's scott i think scott's got good discernment 0.99

02:00:22.700 though i think scott would be like fucking it's got a good mike hyzer good head of hair yeah his 0.99

02:00:27.340 legs twist his little mustache around and rub his legs and go i don't think so bitch i think i think 1.00

02:00:31.440 he quit the chat though how crazy he quit the chat he did quit the chat huh yeah but how crazy 0.99

02:00:36.620 is that like that to me seems like legitimate you were targeted yeah that's what i said to him i

02:00:42.440 said dog sounds like you were targeted and he has a podcast scoped you out this guy got a podcast

02:00:47.200 um hold on I'll text

02:00:49.320 him right now I'll text him right now I'll say

02:00:51.240 can I can I uh

02:00:53.360 tell top in my whole audience

02:00:54.760 put his shirt on whoa she just messaged

02:00:57.260 you whoa

02:00:58.500 no you can't see whoa

02:01:01.220 guys can I

02:01:03.100 tell top

02:01:04.380 it's your

02:01:06.880 story this is guys 1.00

02:01:09.120 this is number one bullshit 1.00

02:01:10.440 whoa that's so crazy 1.00

02:01:13.300 NDS dating club would be fun to watch

02:01:15.180 that would be a disaster 0.98

02:01:16.620 disaster as a matter of fact today yesterday what day is it what day is it thursday yeah damn

02:01:22.520 yesterday i didn't get to watch it but it's the airing of uh love on the spectrum guys go out

02:01:27.740 there oh that's dope daddy's favorite show so so um i think we should do a dating show where we

02:01:35.200 play matchmaker yeah yeah like we have them and we align you guys with your spiritual that's what

02:01:40.380 we'll do that's what we'll do so we'll have everybody submit a bunch of details about

02:01:43.580 themselves then we'll read everybody's bios and we'll attach we'll we'll connect them based off

02:01:47.620 of off of what we read i like it i like it it's so funny oh my god um man that's so crazy she

02:01:56.220 hit him up i i want to know what's going on bro i want to know what's going on she's like take

02:02:01.140 this hex off of me i'm burning imagine imagine if this was a coordinated attack i consider it

02:02:08.420 An act of war.

02:02:09.640 Hell yeah, dude.

02:02:10.360 Hell yeah, bro.

02:02:10.760 Who is this guy?

02:02:11.740 That's so crazy.

02:02:13.020 He says, you do not send a nearly six foot tall Ramona flowers to me to mess with my head. 0.88

02:02:18.100 Forget Iran. 1.00

02:02:19.560 Let's send witches back to the Stone Age. 1.00

02:02:21.580 Oh, man.

02:02:22.000 Oh, by the way, speaking of Iran, another, I mean, in the news.

02:02:25.180 In the news.

02:02:25.940 In the news.

02:02:26.380 Oh, we got to do messages from mom, too, before this is over.

02:02:28.360 Matt, in the news, Matt's running around, but in the news.

02:02:32.040 In the news, man.

02:02:33.640 Trump was asking to have peace talks with, this is just an aside, peace talks with Iran

02:02:37.360 to figure out a ceasefire.

02:02:39.300 And you know what Israel did? 1.00

02:02:41.440 Israeli gay. Israel 0.99

02:02:42.860 killed the guy that was sitting in his prime minister. 0.89

02:02:45.340 They bombed his house, killed his wife.

02:02:47.020 They didn't kill him, but they gravely injured him

02:02:49.040 as we were about to have some sort of

02:02:51.180 cease talk peace fire to avoid nuclear

02:02:53.300 war in World War III, if nukes are real.

02:02:55.640 Big disclaimer. So no peace talks?

02:02:57.720 Just more of the same from Israel.

02:02:59.840 We got to do messages from mom. 0.94

02:03:01.340 We got some messages from mom. I'm about to call this

02:03:03.220 motherfucker. Who are you going to call? 1.00

02:03:05.500 i told your story but omitted your name uh your name it was too interesting to not tell mancy

02:03:20.440 can you believe david would do something like that i gotta do it i'm surprised he's keeping

02:03:25.000 his name a secret he didn't my name when you were telling everyone my secrets well you never said

02:03:31.340 can i confide in you if you guys that's the magic word you got to say it's a secret

02:03:35.780 confidante you know any of the words implied in my demeanor um i can't ever see your demeanor i

02:03:44.840 haven't seen you since prohibition grove you never show us what your apartment looks like

02:03:48.180 or anything like that so i couldn't see your demeanor real question to you how come you don't

02:03:51.180 confide in me is it like my outer appearance or people don't like to confide in you i can't are

02:03:57.940 you sure oh yeah that's a thing that's a thing too do i want that amen rat says can i confide 0.81

02:04:05.420 in you you're gay that's public amen you can't that's not confident that's not confident i'm 0.95

02:04:10.960 going to be taking applications for those of you who can confide in me but oh yeah it needs to be 0.97

02:04:15.500 approved uh i need to want your confidants that's what it means uh i'm not sure you don't know i'm

02:04:22.180 getting very mad that he's not responding to me he's thinking he's thinking hard so while he thinks 0.99

02:04:26.080 Fuck man 0.99

02:04:32.720 I'm like not 1.00

02:04:33.700 I am not sure

02:04:35.180 If I want to do this

02:04:37.460 But

02:04:38.140 I love my mom

02:04:40.060 Right

02:04:41.480 You love my mom

02:04:43.400 And I'm giving her another shot

02:04:45.920 A live message

02:04:47.980 Hold on wait he's like on the show

02:04:49.820 I told the

02:04:51.640 Story on the show

02:04:54.120 Oh, so he's going to be like, included, no details.

02:04:58.180 Hey, chat, you want to see that?

02:04:59.660 You want to see somebody lose confidence in real time?

02:05:02.640 Your identity.

02:05:06.980 I'm live right now.

02:05:09.920 Who is that?

02:05:11.840 Joel Thomas.

02:05:13.520 You know what?

02:05:14.260 He deserved it.

02:05:15.440 No, no, no.

02:05:16.360 Oh, who's this?

02:05:16.980 Oh, this is, this is.

02:05:18.620 Woo.

02:05:19.180 Okay, mom, here we go.

02:05:20.940 We have five.

02:05:21.640 There's probably more here, but we'll watch this and we'll see how it goes.

02:05:24.920 Okay.

02:05:26.000 Bonnie and sleeper cells in the United States.

02:05:28.280 And Fearless Leader had this to say. 0.79

02:05:30.120 Have you been briefed about how many Iran...

02:05:33.220 All right. 1.00

02:05:33.680 Off to a bad start.

02:05:35.040 I feel like I'm getting anti-Trump vibes already.

02:05:38.220 Yeah.

02:05:38.480 I don't like the long hair and the cross arm. 1.00

02:05:40.400 He looks like a kind of a bitch, like a Karen-y kind of a character. 1.00

02:05:44.860 Yeah. 1.00

02:05:45.480 Sleeper cells, there could be inside the U.S. right now. 1.00

02:05:48.420 I have been, and a lot of people came in through Biden with his stupid open border. 0.99

02:05:53.140 But we know where most of them are. 0.99

02:05:55.580 We've got our eye on all of them, I think.

02:05:59.160 It doesn't inspire too much confidence.

02:06:02.460 I got my eye on all of them, I think.

02:06:06.020 They came in through the open border policies of sleepy Joe Biden,

02:06:12.100 one of the worst, the worst president in the history of our country.

02:06:16.000 and we've got our eyes on all of them but the war itself is being prosecuted at a level that nobody

02:06:22.820 how do you need a cut scene so he's like changed his hairstyle this guy's about to say something

02:06:26.360 really gay if he doesn't say anything i can feel it i know the angle at which my mom is approaching

02:06:30.540 this is not the one that i'm about to say it's pretty it's pretty amazing to watch let me see

02:06:36.720 if i understand this correctly you're telling me what i'm hearing is that you know where each and

02:06:41.780 every iranian sleeper cell is and not only that you got eyes on all of them this is america though 0.99

02:06:47.480 faggot we got a guilty until proven innocent or something like that they got to do the crime 0.98

02:06:52.040 this is what is he have a problem with doing or like what's going on i don't understand what's 0.99

02:06:57.300 yeah what is the problem i want to know where all the sleeper cells are like yeah i want us to be 0.84

02:07:01.120 so legit that what's the fucking problem that's true every last one you know exactly where they 0.99

02:07:06.340 are and you're watching them cool i have a question what the fuck were all those ice 0.98

02:07:10.980 raids about last year well i thought you guys were going they were about mexicans well i don't 0.93

02:07:16.100 understand here yeah what's the point of what you're getting at after the worst of the worst 0.87

02:07:19.780 call me crazy but it feels like iranian sleeper cells bent on creating havoc and killing americans 0.74

02:07:27.780 would be considered the worst okay i feel like that's a different department like ice is for 0.95

02:07:33.400 immigration ice is for spics this is counterterrorism it's a little bit different a little 0.90

02:07:38.700 more lenient on on the terrorists i'm sure they have like counter-terrorist organizations right 1.00

02:07:44.600 that yeah are dealing with that but they got to do a crime first but you would have them like you

02:07:49.200 would go hey guys i know you're typically dealing with iranian sleeper cells i need you to deal with

02:07:54.480 like mexicans in the border and stuff yeah so all right right like a different department i hope my

02:07:59.360 mom watches this you're missing the point again this is like this is not a pro trump show but

02:08:04.280 we're coming from a right like a more of a right wing angle so placate to us that way also uh on

02:08:10.280 fear are you adequate adequately scared um no i'm i'm unfazed by anything that this guy just said

02:08:17.940 oh but no but understanding what by the way i told homeboy that um he's not that i was live and he

02:08:22.620 hasn't said anything back which means i think he's probably in the patreon watching right now

02:08:26.480 oh so he's if you're in the patreon let me know i want to tell oh i know who it is i won't tell

02:08:32.740 him your name on air

02:08:34.920 if you don't want me to. I'll tell him off air. I just need

02:08:36.940 the okay to do it. If not, I'm not going to say who you are.

02:08:38.980 I'm going to fucking grab that phone right now. 0.99

02:08:42.340 I hate this. 0.98

02:08:43.500 But yeah, I don't feel anything

02:08:45.040 for the fear. There's no fear in me at all

02:08:47.020 about that. That guy was... You mean scared?

02:08:48.900 Hashtag fear nut.

02:08:51.120 Fear nut.

02:08:52.620 You ever have one of those?

02:08:53.680 You get so scared you nut?

02:08:54.920 Oh, I'm scared.

02:08:58.980 I'm scared. Is this guy Aurelien?

02:09:01.220 He looks a little bit suspicious.

02:09:02.900 What's going on with this?

02:09:03.580 Oh, he's got like a Shure microphone.

02:09:05.140 No, it's Donut. 0.96

02:09:05.580 That thing might explode.

02:09:06.660 That's how they got Kirk.

02:09:07.900 Is it Donut?

02:09:08.940 No, it's not Donut.

02:09:09.680 He's single.

02:09:10.640 No, Donut.

02:09:11.840 He's not going to say, look at David.

02:09:12.840 I don't think Donut would care about witchcraft.

02:09:17.260 I don't think he would care about witches.

02:09:18.740 He'd be like, man, just don't give me any symbology. 1.00

02:09:20.660 You know what I'm saying, homie? 1.00

02:09:22.340 Get really, really bad. 0.93

02:09:24.420 Check this out.

02:09:25.320 But before Bukili gets to that point where he's dealing with another leader,

02:09:28.740 We should consider worst case scenarios

02:09:30.780 And I do think it's a reasonable theory

02:09:32.720 That Donald Trump is not unlike

02:09:34.380 This is um 0.99

02:09:35.660 Fucking uh he's a reporter 1.00

02:09:38.800 Or journalist uh 1.00

02:09:40.740 He was

02:09:42.740 In the movie

02:09:43.400 One fight after another

02:09:45.560 He was actually really great

02:09:48.340 Super great I don't like him I don't think

02:09:50.680 As a dude but in that

02:09:52.240 Movie he was great oh Sean Penn

02:09:54.580 Oh okay yeah I know Sean Penn 0.99

02:09:56.440 He looks like shit yeah he looks crazy 0.99

02:09:58.500 he looks like he's been left in the desert for a long time dude he played uh austin picard told 0.99

02:10:02.640 us to watch this movie one fight after another with him and leo dicaprio and it was all about

02:10:06.600 like you know um oh that's he was like the kkk member no he was like he was a general that was

02:10:12.760 dealing with uh i think like anti-war protests and stuff like that and it was really like

02:10:17.540 you know kind of subversive and talking about the way these things get infiltrated and stuff

02:10:21.640 answer you um uh and so and so yeah why is he so red nick g hold on not that

02:10:33.800 or or or any of that or any of that spouse of someone who leaves him perhaps for another

02:10:45.980 who then murders their former partner because if they can't have her nobody can and i think

02:10:53.340 donald trump and his solipsism may have that relationship with the world she doesn't get it

02:10:57.920 she doesn't get it mom you don't get it this is a pro-trump show people couldn't see that on that

02:11:04.240 camera did you you went to that wide shot to try to look at my text messages didn't you

02:11:07.480 try to look i tried to see it i tried to see donnie if it was donnie donnie darken now he's

02:11:14.560 married. He got kids. I haven't talked to Donnie in a long time. Good. Donnie called me one time

02:11:20.280 to be like, shit, it's heavy, dog. I was like, what's heavy? I think this is back for when he, 1.00

02:11:25.320 he had like gotten pop for running that pro Trump page. And he hit me up and I was like,

02:11:33.840 we need Donnie Darkin to send us some fucking content. Oh, that'd be fun. Send us a pro Trump 0.98

02:11:38.520 content, not the other shit that you do. The good stuff. All right. Oh, this might be good. 1.00

02:11:43.680 here we go

02:11:44.600 Africans

02:11:46.080 got it 0.99

02:11:48.060 he just had to do math

02:11:49.740 2, 2, 3, 3 and so on

02:11:51.640 so what you do is just to say

02:11:53.500 6 times 2 will give you 12

02:11:55.620 1 plus 2 is 3

02:11:57.580 very easy

02:11:58.840 9 times 4 is 36

02:12:01.580 3 plus 6 is 9

02:12:03.500 stop wasting time

02:12:05.780 stop it

02:12:06.500 stop wasting time if you are multiplying numbers

02:12:09.320 is that real?

02:12:11.060 is this black math? 0.99

02:12:12.260 No, that doesn't make any fucking sense. 0.99

02:12:14.220 Nancy, can you check this? 0.97

02:12:16.100 This isn't making any sense.

02:12:17.160 Wait, do it again.

02:12:17.920 Six times 22.

02:12:18.720 This has got to be bad, Matt.

02:12:21.920 252.

02:12:22.380 I repeat, 2, 2, 3, 3, and so on.

02:12:24.780 So what you do is just to say six times two will give you 12, right?

02:12:29.040 One plus two is three.

02:12:30.680 Is that right, Nancy?

02:12:32.000 That's correct. 1.00

02:12:33.240 Fuck. 1.00

02:12:34.240 How does that work? 1.00

02:12:35.260 What if it was six times 23?

02:12:39.620 Then you have to do it different.

02:12:40.820 no he would do it the exact same way if it was six times 23 he would still do six times two

02:12:45.720 equals 12 and then one plus two equals three maybe this only literally only works for these

02:12:51.400 numbers right here very easy i like his hat nine times hey jack could you buy us that hat

02:12:56.560 oh yeah that'd be great uh i wear that hat what's that called 4 is 36 3 plus 6 is 9 and that's just

02:13:04.600 the answer stop wasting time no because if if you turn that number to 45 you would still get the

02:13:10.260 exact same answer that way yeah this is not oh actually you'd get a worse answer that way 0.96

02:13:16.940 well i'm saying you would get 396 still and it would be incorrect as fuck 0.99

02:13:22.160 i see i see this guy's always tricky your mom got tricked by the blacks oh yeah and then she'd be 0.99

02:13:28.280 tricking me she's trying to do that yeah she's probably tricking my kids right now with this

02:13:31.680 she tricky yeah yeah yeah why's she tricking let's continue if it's multiples of 11 oh okay 0.96

02:13:37.600 so then just fucking do the math how about that how about you just do the math yeah just do math 0.99

02:13:42.600 all right let's watch this gay dude in his car i don't like let me tell you right off the bat 1.00

02:13:46.200 never trust a no mustache beard combo don't like it it looks like he should have a nose ring though 1.00

02:13:51.160 so if you live in america or anywhere in the west but it's on his ear i don't know the way

02:13:57.240 his face is moving as he's talking though i can't stand it specifically the golden calf

02:14:02.060 they call america you might want to pay attention here because you see what the attention to the

02:14:06.640 divine design up there my mom has no idea what's going on he does his eyebrows oh you think so

02:14:11.560 maybe he just has thin eyebrows no he does his eyebrows he's wearing pink lip he might be wearing

02:14:15.880 makeup guys be doing that they look max now you know that right i'll be look maxing yeah they

02:14:21.040 it's not just tanning it used to be like gtl gym tan laundry now it's like full-blown makeup they're

02:14:25.720 wearing wigs and shit like that they're putting on eyeliner jd vance shout out jd vance this war 0.61

02:14:30.000 now which i've been telling people for two years and longer that this was coming says david doesn't 0.98

02:14:34.120 like ugly people i've noticed that i noticed that i'm willing to and i do think that's a

02:14:38.460 physiognomy thing i'm i'm i'm really not uh going to trust you if uh if you're ugly i think that

02:14:45.820 uh beautiful people don't lie that way for a reason beautiful people don't lie war with iran

02:14:51.660 was coming 100 and that's wrong i can't understand him what's he saying they have it planned they

02:14:58.540 have the plan they have a plan this war isn't what you think it's about 16 000 likes there's

02:15:04.000 prophetic timeline being played out right now for america and the world and we're not meant to win

02:15:10.420 it we know we know sorry next video we can't we can't do this it was really just about that

02:15:16.340 the guy's presentation yeah bad presentation crazy sometimes she really nails it okay here we go

02:15:23.780 here's the dementia uh frontal front temporal dementia patient attacks iran hold on there

02:15:30.040 there is a couple more come on there is a couple more before we pull this up i just i do want to

02:15:34.540 get that uh going can we can we vamp for a second we can vamp we can vamp uh call me jd vamp uh

02:15:42.380 this is you know a little bit a little bit gay this is like the no kings thing where i i made 0.94

02:15:49.320 a tweet and i said you know hating trump because you think that he is a racist or hating trump 0.98

02:15:54.860 because you think that he's a king hate him for the right reason hate him because he is uh you

02:16:00.860 know forcing prophecy hate him because he is likely a breakaway family of the bavarian illuminati you

02:16:08.440 know do something cool don't do is he gonna talk oh he's gonna talk okay white people have to talk

02:16:16.740 at donald trump donald trump at top fans what's that mean the patient who misinterpreted the

02:16:22.040 intelligence yesterday and attacked iran i'm a physical therapist with a doctor in my field

02:16:26.860 and 14 years ago that trump has he's gonna diagnose him he's gonna diagnose him live hey ma 0.99

02:16:32.480 why the fuck do you think i like this why do you think i like these things do you even know your 0.98

02:16:38.900 own son i don't like these things send me things i like well i mean go ahead let it rip let's see 0.99

02:16:42.960 let's be disappointed experience working in home health care treating geriatric patients with

02:16:46.940 dementia who can no longer reality test like that guy so i'm pretty sure the president has

02:16:52.040 frontotemporal dementia and his frontal lobe is shrinking inside of his skull and one of the

02:16:56.660 functions of the frontal lobe is called reality testing the ability to tell whether something

02:17:00.360 is real or fake chat is this real is this real by the way we're running a problem like this guy 0.96

02:17:07.040 could be smart but he is fucking horrifying looking and so i'm not receiving the information 0.98

02:17:12.980 he's he's given out he's saying trump might have dementia and i'm saying trump might be the 0.99

02:17:19.560 antichrist who cares about the fucking dementia dude not just that i don't think he has dementia 1.00

02:17:24.880 i think he's running circles around you idiots and us too yeah and fulfilling biblical prophecy 1.00

02:17:29.540 it's fucking crazy to say he's got that he's losing his mind yeah keep watching whether 1.00

02:17:34.280 something is true or false combine that with another characteristic he's just lying he's he's 0.99

02:17:39.080 lying to you and and then you believe him and then you get mad that's what's happening yeah

02:17:43.420 symptom of frontotemporal dementia confabulation where you fill in that word can you use that one 1.00

02:17:48.620 confabulation i want to slap him in the fucking teeth for using the word confabulation well wait 0.99

02:17:53.140 let's see what that means uh confabulation conflab you conflab you or confab you confab you 0.99

02:17:59.460 it's a neuropsychiatric term where individuals fabricate distort or misinterpret memories

02:18:04.340 without the intent to deceive. 0.97

02:18:06.480 I'm fucking confabulating. 0.99

02:18:07.640 We be confabulating all the time. 0.99

02:18:09.440 Hell yeah.

02:18:09.980 Yeah.

02:18:10.500 We be fabricating and confabulating all the time. 1.00

02:18:13.680 Shit. 1.00

02:18:14.160 Where we at? 1.00

02:18:14.940 Hold on one second.

02:18:16.240 Okay, I got to find it.

02:18:17.120 It's got to find a good drop.

02:18:18.780 That's it.

02:18:19.540 Straight up confabulations. 1.00

02:18:21.120 Bitch. 1.00

02:18:21.840 And the holes in your memory with lies 1.00

02:18:23.860 that you 100% believe.

02:18:26.040 And on top of that, 0.99

02:18:27.280 you're a malignant narcissist from birth. 1.00

02:18:29.800 You get this piece of shit. 1.00

02:18:31.420 By the way, you can... 1.00

02:18:32.180 I don't understand why.

02:18:33.020 We're going to do the next one

02:18:34.760 I'm not doing this

02:18:36.200 Yo mom, it's crazy

02:18:38.600 I had to talk with her 1.00

02:18:39.600 She was like, I'm sending you bangers now 0.94

02:18:42.180 I was like, hey mom, sit down

02:18:43.120 You got to understand what this show's about

02:18:45.440 You know what she's got to do? She's got to stop sending what she thinks we want to see 1.00

02:18:48.740 And just send what she wants to send

02:18:51.220 I think it works out better that way

02:18:54.140 But I explained to her explicitly that I don't want to see this

02:18:57.300 Right

02:18:58.420 So where's the disconnect?

02:19:00.840 I like the one where she sent the spooky spirits

02:19:03.380 that were coming off the rooftop.

02:19:05.340 That was cool.

02:19:05.800 That was cool, dude. 1.00

02:19:06.780 That's the kind of shit I want to see. 1.00

02:19:07.860 You know what I can't stand? 1.00

02:19:09.000 Bring this back up, this image here. 0.99

02:19:11.120 This format of fucking people pointing. 0.98

02:19:14.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:19:15.540 44,000 likes, you idiot. 1.00

02:19:17.300 Going out here. 1.00

02:19:18.220 When was the last time you pointed? 0.99

02:19:19.380 I haven't pointed at shit. 0.99

02:19:20.300 When was the last time you got Nephilim Death Squad 1.00

02:19:22.680 44,000 likes on a fucking reel, huh, David? 0.99

02:19:25.100 I need to be pointing. 0.99

02:19:26.060 Point. 1.00

02:19:26.400 Is that the fucking problem? 1.00

02:19:27.720 Point a little better. 1.00

02:19:28.640 Fucking look at this. 0.99

02:19:29.900 Not like that. 1.00

02:19:30.440 Look at this.

02:19:30.980 Look down here.

02:19:31.720 You had a point.

02:19:32.380 You're going to look over here.

02:19:33.720 Camera four.

02:19:34.400 Look up here.

02:19:35.040 Look up.

02:19:37.360 Oh, oh, oh.

02:19:41.360 Bagot.

02:19:46.800 He's not going to talk.

02:19:48.240 Oh, my God.

02:19:49.080 He has 12 ribs and a 33 vertebrae.

02:19:51.180 Oh, my God. 1.00

02:19:51.740 Your mom's Gnostic. 1.00

02:19:53.100 The 30, the fucking, the Christos oil. 1.00

02:19:55.120 Is it going to be the Christos oil? 1.00

02:19:56.080 But it did say how we know God's real.

02:19:59.240 Okay.

02:19:59.560 All right.

02:19:59.760 Go off.

02:20:00.080 So yeah, again, correct.

02:20:02.020 The fractal nature of reality

02:20:04.000 and the fact that Jesus Christ and his story 0.99

02:20:05.840 is echoed through every fucking aspect 0.99

02:20:08.100 of the realm that we inhabit is 0.99

02:20:09.500 Impressive.

02:20:15.420 What does that mean? Hold on.

02:20:19.140 Your body heals after three days of fasting. I'll never know.

02:20:23.460 Prayer lights up the brain.

02:20:25.920 Is this true, Chad? Could be.

02:20:27.080 Do we even need the sound for this?

02:20:28.360 oh the tree looks like your lungs

02:20:31.440 that is it's fascinating

02:20:33.280 close your eyes you see like the universe 0.98

02:20:35.300 and shit like that yeah the body 0.99

02:20:37.080 okay 0.99

02:20:38.020 this is the same thing this guy looks like

02:20:41.340 he plays guitar at church

02:20:42.440 this guy looks like he

02:20:46.760 he goes on tour and he is the 0.99

02:20:48.980 dick cleaner of all of 0.98

02:20:50.920 Mumford and Sons hey look at this guy

02:20:52.820 this is our last submission because I don't know how much

02:20:54.920 is that the same guy

02:20:56.740 It's the same guy, but it's just a brown version. 0.99

02:20:58.820 Yeah. 0.98

02:20:59.200 This guy kind of looks like Donut.

02:21:01.000 Donut?

02:21:01.680 Donut. 1.00

02:21:02.820 Shout out Donut. 1.00

02:21:03.760 Shout out Donut.

02:21:04.440 Oh, yeah.

02:21:04.680 I got to.

02:21:05.260 We're supposed to have all three of those guys on.

02:21:07.640 Donut's the guy that said it, right?

02:21:08.900 I know it was him.

02:21:09.700 Nope.

02:21:10.720 What did he say?

02:21:12.060 Can I hear it?

02:21:12.920 I just said he was like, you didn't say this part. 1.00

02:21:15.200 Get the fuck out of here, Matt. 0.99

02:21:16.540 I didn't say this part. 0.99

02:21:17.660 And I said, well, I kind of did say that part, but I didn't embellish enough details for

02:21:25.380 anybody to know anything he's like okay perfect so i didn't get a yes or no um you know donut

02:21:31.020 predicted the toilet malfunction artemis did he that's incredible dude what a useless prediction 0.97

02:21:38.220 but incredible nonetheless fucking knew it man impressive the toilet thing what'd you know he 0.97

02:21:43.040 said no no what did he say so um i have some damage control to do now when i go home what 0.99

02:21:52.500 happen you gotta put together a treadmill there was a time where i wanted to break the news about

02:21:58.100 uh santa to my son and i was i received some pushback yeah and i said i don't think it's a

02:22:06.080 good idea i think we need to control the dissemination of this information yeah yeah

02:22:09.440 and yeah you know that didn't happen another what happened well last night he had some teeth under

02:22:19.060 his pillow. You broke his teeth?

02:22:21.340 I smashed him in the fucking mouth. What did he say? 1.00

02:22:23.020 He said God wasn't real, Demiurge, something like that?

02:22:26.580 Okay.

02:22:27.420 He had teeths under his pillow.

02:22:28.920 You did the tooth fairy thing still? The tooth fairy

02:22:30.900 thing, and of course the tooth fairy thing

02:22:32.880 is how I figured out. The tooth fairy thing

02:22:35.000 is quite disgusting. There's a small

02:22:37.180 impish character that collects the bones 0.72

02:22:39.220 of people. I like when they paint it as like 0.99

02:22:41.040 a horrifying character. Yeah, because that's

02:22:43.120 probably what it is. In Hellboy, they

02:22:45.020 were like nasty little creatures that ate flesh 0.93

02:22:46.980 and ate teeth.

02:22:49.060 any who so um any who when i was younger i found out through the tooth fairy too because

02:22:54.980 my mom just kept forgetting to leave money and one day she was like ah the tooth fairy's been 0.95

02:22:59.820 broke and then she could see the way that like hit me was like the fuck i got no money then she 0.97

02:23:04.740 sat down and she told me it's eternal about all the things this is man what happened what you got 0.99

02:23:10.380 to tell your son about just santa uh no i was hoping to do that uh and now my wife was forced

02:23:16.480 do that because he was really bummed out last night because he found out that the tooth fairy

02:23:20.100 was not real and that had been my wife the entire time and he was sad this morning how do you find

02:23:26.560 out i guess he woke up to her yeah so he was sad this morning and my wife is trying to get me to

02:23:33.900 say something here but i'm like in my mind i'm like i'm gonna talk to him after school yeah like 0.92

02:23:40.660 the fucking jig is up gig or jig gig it's a jig a gig is a job a jig is a dance jig is a dance 0.96

02:23:46.340 the gig is the gig so no it's a jig because the dance is done i don't think so yeah we're done 0.99

02:23:50.500 doing the dance no chat jig or dig or gig all three of them anyway i say it's jig no i think

02:23:58.160 it's i think it's because a gig is a job which can also be up gig or jig now oh atma says

02:24:03.640 there we go the dance so um so damn boy so um i was like in my mind i didn't say anything this

02:24:13.400 morning so i'm like it's too big he's got to go to school the chat is split depends on where you 0.71

02:24:17.920 grew up well i'm not going to tell him in the morning because he's got to go to school i'm

02:24:23.460 gonna handle this when he gets out of school my wife handled it now the kid's freaking out 0.97

02:24:28.180 freaking out all fucked up like panicking well he's he's he's sad because he's been lied to 0.92

02:24:34.260 yeah and this is a big deal yeah i still i can go home and and and fix all this but the point is 0.99

02:24:43.140 I should have just fucking did this 0.89

02:24:44.720 This is one of those things 0.99

02:24:46.760 You know you should have just

02:24:49.160 I should have just done it

02:24:50.140 Do you think the earth is round?

02:24:53.260 Oh I don't know that's a whole other thing

02:24:54.920 I told the people that the earth is flat 0.99

02:24:56.300 And there's a lot of interesting things about NASA lying and shit 1.00

02:24:58.400 But damn dude 1.00

02:24:59.140 Got a lot to look forward to 1.00

02:25:02.200 I gotta put together a fucking treadmill 1.00

02:25:03.820 Let's watch this Mexican 1.00

02:25:05.080 8.3 thousand likes 1.00

02:25:09.360 I'm bored already

02:25:10.340 But here we go

02:25:11.280 there's a memo that was leaked to the bank employees who have now circulated it and it's

02:25:18.060 going around cuba he do be looking like he works in a bank like the plant behind him

02:25:22.020 kind of looks like he works in a bank he's in chase bank right now he's the guy that approved

02:25:25.300 our loan right the bank employees were told we're no longer going to open we're going to send you

02:25:30.660 guys home wink wink get as much money out of the bank as you can now banks are going to close until

02:25:38.100 the collapse is over there's a memo that was leaked oh that's it okay so she's saying financial

02:25:44.020 collapse which actually checks off uh ticker number four of david's predictions is end time

02:25:48.580 predictions yeah yeah well you know like i said low-hanging fruit very cool probably not this guy 0.99

02:25:54.900 has a fucking fake looking nose too look looks like his nose is painted on donut in disguise 0.98

02:25:59.660 donut in disguise not a great disguise no it's very similar to uh he didn't do anything he just 1.00

02:26:06.300 put on some tanner all right so that was gay are you gonna tell me um did this well it seems like 0.60

02:26:13.140 i'm not allowed to tell you on air okay so i'm gonna say can i tell top off air please i think 0.64

02:26:20.320 i know who it is nancy tell me put it in the private chat let me see okay hold on um thank 1.00

02:26:28.580 you man before we so i guess we're done yeah yeah that's just the mom was a little bit of a flop but

02:26:33.080 No, you can't open that.

02:26:35.840 That's for Patreon members only to see

02:26:37.540 unboxing episodes. 1.00

02:26:39.100 You're a real asshole. 1.00

02:26:40.860 Oh, is it? Is that it? That is. 1.00

02:26:42.600 Yeah, that would be the guy.

02:26:45.260 That would be the guy.

02:26:46.480 No, it's not him.

02:26:47.580 But it would be, though. I don't know if I would keep that secret.

02:26:49.900 Okay, I can tell you off air.

02:26:51.580 Okay, cool. This has been sent

02:26:53.780 to David Corbo. 1.00

02:26:56.440 I thought Top was a transgender Algerian. 1.00

02:27:00.620 What the fuck? 1.00

02:27:01.560 Who said that about me? 1.00

02:27:03.080 It's the boxer. Remember the transgender 1.00

02:27:05.440 Algerian boxer? Oh, yeah, that's right.

02:27:07.260 No, we're not going to end the show, FJ Gnosis.

02:27:09.420 No, this is for Patreon members. It's heavy.

02:27:11.940 This is Patreon right now only.

02:27:13.380 Whatever. We'll give the people... Are you going to chop this end

02:27:15.440 off? No, no. I want them to see.

02:27:17.620 I want them to see what good people do. All right, guys, send

02:27:19.400 us stuff. 1552

02:27:21.280 Bella Cruz Drive, the standard coffee shop

02:27:23.480 in Lady Lake, Florida. Sweet B.

02:27:25.420 Sweet B.

02:27:27.240 We usually only do this for the Patreon

02:27:29.300 members. We do unboxings.

02:27:31.020 oh and by the way we kind of let him hear it let me hear it kind of started doing a little bit of

02:27:36.220 additional content for the patreon that's never going to drop on no no that's never going to 0.99

02:27:41.740 drop anywhere else they're going to accuse us of paywall and some shit now what the fuck oh hold 0.94

02:27:46.560 on um oh my god yeah um this thing might blow so there's a letter okay thanks for the read let me 0.99

02:27:55.120 it says let me read can i read it oh this is toughy joe who the fuck is toughy joe joe 0.97

02:27:59.800 i worked for a few different baseball teams in the past this has to be for top 0.95

02:28:04.660 um and this stuff was lying around i thought maybe the kids would like the jerseys the cards

02:28:10.920 the cards were graded with the company i work for now so if y'all have any trading cards you

02:28:16.420 want graded let me know enjoy the unboxing p.s there's something better than a cup of coffee

02:28:20.700 headed your way behind this.

02:28:22.860 Is that a threat? It's a bomb. He's gonna 0.94

02:28:24.700 send a bomb. It's Tuffy Joe. Tuffy Joe. 0.58

02:28:26.800 Who the fuck is Tuffy Joe? He's in the chat. He's right 0.99

02:28:28.580 fucking there. He says you're welcome. Touchy Joe. 0.99

02:28:30.900 What up, bro? Hey, it's Touchy Joe.

02:28:34.380 We just have this big

02:28:36.260 random jersey.

02:28:38.440 What does it say? Ground slots.

02:28:40.140 Ground slots. Is that what it says? I love that. That's fucking

02:28:42.420 hilarious, dude. What number is it? Number six. 0.99

02:28:44.820 Here, you can have that. Yeah, baby.

02:28:48.320 Here, we're gonna open these. I think these are maybe cards.

02:28:50.700 oh there's cards i can't see maybe oh we got some signs take that off your head dude um here's

02:28:56.480 another one this is number number nine the tea raves is this a tortellini is this uh uh can i

02:29:05.240 have that one actually yeah you could have this one that's fine here you take this one

02:29:08.060 um oh they smell like old dusty uh all right let's oh yeah they're nice smells moldy oh there's

02:29:16.180 something wrapped up in this one i don't know what this is hold on i like that oh snap there's 0.99

02:29:19.860 a card it's been graded i gotta buy new shoes to match this shit though this one no no all number 0.97

02:29:25.780 nines the howlers i like that actually whoever number nine is he's missing some of the nine uh 0.99

02:29:31.960 fucking demons of okay here there's another uh oh a green one can i have that one because i have 0.95

02:29:37.520 shoes to match that one hold on let's see what it is oh this is it just said dude i like this one 0.99

02:29:43.360 this is cool normal please zero zero and it's got a corn on the arm yeah you can have this one

02:29:50.700 that's cool i like that one we're in this tomorrow um and we got we got some signs it 0.57

02:29:56.160 looks like this is such a random shit dude i love this normal uh per this is the chiefs 0.98

02:30:01.940 of course yeah uh the orange barrels that's a fucking that's a name i love just the orange 0.99

02:30:09.920 barrels um man i love that they're just sending us another orange barrels which is which is really 0.93

02:30:16.600 great excellent um and then it looks like another peora chiefs which is cool and then we have these

02:30:22.880 things uh i gotta buy new shoes to match this is so gay top and then he writes xd uh this is a 9.5

02:30:30.800 and a 9 this is uh travis hunter and ellie de la cruz so we've got some blacks black sports players 0.89

02:30:37.640 there we go

02:30:40.100 are they playing foosball 0.99

02:30:41.200 are you black 1.00

02:30:42.540 oh no no no 1.00

02:30:43.360 yeah I know this guy 1.00

02:30:44.440 and then oh shit 0.99

02:30:45.620 that's going to be a mess 0.99

02:30:46.600 we're going to have to

02:30:46.960 clean this up tomorrow

02:30:47.640 oh this is like

02:30:48.660 the shortstop

02:30:49.220 that's like 7 feet tall

02:30:50.360 right

02:30:50.660 Eli de la Cruz

02:30:51.500 here we go

02:30:53.580 let me see

02:30:54.960 we got

02:30:55.460 yeah dude

02:30:55.940 this dude's 6 foot 5

02:30:57.320 that's crazy

02:30:58.120 and he throws

02:30:59.240 super hard

02:31:00.680 we got Top Corny

02:31:02.160 which is actually

02:31:03.440 very funny

02:31:03.920 that's this bobble head

02:31:04.980 look at this

02:31:05.420 Top Corny

02:31:06.380 the bobble head

02:31:07.020 I like that I don't know what that is 1.00

02:31:08.860 I like it though we're gonna put him up here he's gonna hang

02:31:11.120 out maybe we'll put him over here

02:31:12.460 and then yeah go ahead have him

02:31:14.580 don't pull him by the head 0.98

02:31:15.760 this is psychotic 0.92

02:31:18.580 and then

02:31:19.900 oh I think we got two of those okay this one

02:31:23.120 is him in all white

02:31:24.340 he looks like maybe a stormtrooper

02:31:26.920 actually yeah yeah

02:31:28.280 oh I'm sorry

02:31:30.520 corntrooper

02:31:31.780 very cool that's very nice

02:31:34.620 maybe you should put him up there and put all the little guys down

02:31:36.960 here they look like they're uh positioned to fight there you go guys and that that goes to 0.79

02:31:41.940 show you you send us something we'll fucking hang it up in here yeah and it's it'll be like you guys

02:31:46.800 have been uh part part of us you've been inside us this whole time this is pretty cool those are 0.93

02:31:52.280 nice yeah we're collecting uh baseball cards now i am very happy thank you uh toey joe toughy joe

02:31:58.720 i've never been more happy in my life

02:32:00.620 They bred with daughters of men 1.00

02:32:05.100 And they will do it again 1.00

02:32:09.460 The end is written in the book

02:32:13.600 In the pages they foresaw

02:32:17.900 Death squad

02:32:19.300 Death squad

02:32:23.500 Death squad

02:32:27.640 Death squad

02:32:30.180 When the last trumpet sounds

Nephilim Death Squad - April 08, 2026

Gnosticism is Gay ｜ Neph 2 America

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