Nephilim Death Squad - Gray Aliens, Rakes & an Impromptu Exorcism ｜ NDS Chronicles

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00:01:39.260 And he sees an alien gray holding my wife

00:01:43.120 and like walking across the room with her. 0.92

00:01:47.860 And my mother-in-law goes,

00:01:50.300 yeah, I remember that night,

00:01:51.880 but I don't remember what I saw.

00:01:53.080 As soon as we were about to pass by the room, this guy locks up and refuses to move and starts saying,

00:01:59.520 No, I can't. I can't. No, I can't. Over and over.

00:02:04.720 My outline just kept walking and got taller as if I was still in motion.

00:02:10.580 But the closer it got, the slimmer it got too.

00:02:14.760 Seeing her face one more time, it became apparent to me that her makeup was actually her eyes,

00:02:20.280 and they were teardrop-shaped.

00:02:22.560 Oh, so, like, large.

00:02:24.040 Yeah, yep.

00:02:25.160 Whoa. 1.00

00:02:25.860 And she actually had no nose 1.00

00:02:27.380 and was a so-called gray alien.

00:02:39.940 Tell me what you witnessed in the dark.

00:02:45.800 Every shadow, every spore,

00:02:48.040 The unexplained still walks these halls in the Chronicles.

00:02:55.320 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles,

00:03:19.560 the show where we read your paranormal testimonies.

00:03:24.360 If you want to send them to us so that we can mock them live on air,

00:03:28.460 you can do that at ChroniclesNDS at gmail.com.

00:03:32.400 I am David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.

00:03:34.700 That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.

00:03:37.260 What's up?

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00:06:06.780 trippley sammy t uh and a bunch of other people i can't remember anybody who's on this fucking 0.72

00:06:12.060 thing at all he's got a video of sam trippley when he was 12 doing stand-up look at that look 0.89

00:06:16.760 at that video right there yeah yeah that's cool that's like a really old video of sam oh my god

00:06:22.540 at the improv or something look at young sam he looks so jewish oh yeah he's got like the big

00:06:27.780 sideburns and the schnoz he's on all the drugs he looks like a young adam sandler that's crazy 0.95

00:06:32.940 So, yeah, go get your Truth or Con tickets.

00:06:34.520 There's a lot of other people.

00:06:35.660 I don't remember any of them.

00:06:36.340 Look, Gary Wayne.

00:06:36.920 There we go.

00:06:37.240 Elijah Schaefer.

00:06:37.760 He's going to be there, too. 0.82

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00:06:39.360 Brian from Damien Erasers. 0.99

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00:06:41.360 John Founders.

00:06:41.700 Oh, more people now. 1.00

00:06:42.380 Look, other fucking people. 0.99

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00:06:45.600 Oh, wait.

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00:06:50.320 Pearl Davis.

00:06:51.200 And this is the Flat Earth guy.

00:06:52.480 Oh, that guy.

00:06:53.200 He didn't want to come on our show. 1.00

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00:07:05.700 we go we got it we got through it we did it that was heavy yeah can we end the show that's it i

00:07:10.900 really feel like we just did a whole lot we have some chronicles to read it's going to be fun i

00:07:15.180 hope we don't accidentally read ones that have already been read um right now our our team is

00:07:20.880 is at work what are we reading organizing them i don't know you tell me we had to get it all

00:07:26.260 organized before we started and you said we can't start until it's organized what day is it today

00:07:29.860 today is uh october 2nd does that help at all not at all okay well i'm gonna start with this uh

00:07:36.540 story then which is where did it go what's it called this one comes from uh jay citrus i hope

00:07:44.620 that's not his last name jay citrus um and it's actually a two-parter and uh he go okay this is

00:07:52.840 oh man i hope his name really wasn't uh citrus this is portman we've seen portman in the in

00:07:57.580 the chat before uh he hangs out all the time so uh we need to get spooky music that's right but i 0.95

00:08:03.000 need to find what we're reading well this i thought we had that all you know this fucking 0.97

00:08:07.080 team is really falling apart dropping the metaphorical ball some would say artificial 0.99

00:08:12.720 intelligent ball the spooky ball i go by portman 1970 hi portman i talk in the live chat sometimes

00:08:20.220 and have left small pieces of my testimony.

00:08:23.660 A few of your regulars have told me

00:08:25.160 I need to write into you guys.

00:08:26.180 So here we go.

00:08:28.440 It's going to be pretty long

00:08:30.440 because I don't want to leave much out.

00:08:31.780 And I'll go chronologically

00:08:32.680 because I believe it started at birth.

00:08:34.520 I like those stories.

00:08:35.720 We get a comprehensive view.

00:08:37.080 You know what's interesting about this show, by the way?

00:08:38.620 This is a wide overview at birth.

00:08:39.960 Where was he?

00:08:40.440 Who told you?

00:08:40.940 Well, I like that we get to know people's entire,

00:08:43.860 like, there you go.

00:08:44.660 I'm going to tell you everything about me

00:08:46.060 from where I,

00:08:46.740 there's just a couple of people

00:08:47.840 who listen to this show

00:08:48.840 where we now have the ability to pull data on their entire life story i thought you were going

00:08:54.460 somewhere else with it like uh bribe them we could bribe we could also impersonate them that's

00:08:59.560 true too like if we had their social security number send that send that with your emails

00:09:03.780 the social i'd appreciate that feel free to do it address his work too i think david may

00:09:08.620 understand me a little better in my early years due to his experiences i was born scheduled for

00:09:14.200 hell is the name of this scheduled for hell is that is that the name of it that's what he called

00:09:17.660 might have been what um what the team named it is that real that could have been what the team 0.54

00:09:23.660 um i was born the first day of gemini okay off to a bad start that's gay i mean i don't know what

00:09:33.200 what what astrological oh i guess yeah yeah yeah everybody knows what their their thing is right 0.82

00:09:38.060 i'm a cancer i don't know what day of cancer i was i was born into um i have rh negative blood

00:09:44.620 oh negative i don't uh that's the nephilim blood right yeah yeah okay my first two years i was 0.94

00:09:52.000 very sickly and lived in a hospital in a bubble damn you were a bubble boy hold on a second i

00:09:57.120 have i actually have the like the right draft i'm gonna send it to your twitter so i can actually 0.99

00:10:02.300 read it holy shit owen benjamin just put up a picture of mario as a jew this is crazy i did 0.99

00:10:07.180 see the mario is it you i can't believe i just saw that still reserve said you are a cancer damn 0.99

00:10:12.620 that's crazy all right give us a second here apparently top's gonna make this easier on me 0.99

00:10:18.520 um go ahead and click on that all right go ahead and click on on a twitter go ahead and give that

00:10:23.700 a click all right um so i was born the first day of gemini rh negative blood my first two years i 0.95

00:10:30.240 was very sickly and lived in a hospital in a bubble double pneumonia many times damn that's

00:10:35.620 horrifying got a kid with double pneumonia um my first memories took place at my grandfather's

00:10:40.680 house which we used to visit when i was six to ten years old we would hang out in a basement or in

00:10:45.820 his basement not just a basement we would hang out in grandpa's basement um and he would give 0.65

00:10:50.740 us strange toys steel drums we read this didn't we read this god damn it david well this is what 0.97

00:10:59.100 happens when the when the team no you picked somebody's getting fired you you picked it 0.95

00:11:04.280 because i thought we were ready that's why we started the show and then i had to improvise 0.99

00:11:08.380 fuck 1.00

00:11:09.320 Nancy 1.00

00:11:12.100 why do you keep doing this to us Nancy

00:11:14.680 I'm just looking for somebody to blame

00:11:15.440 can we blame somebody there's a part two

00:11:17.580 I'll take it 0.85

00:11:18.680 Nancy's still laying in bed 0.70

00:11:21.700 it's crazy we were pretty late to this

00:11:23.920 and we're still fumbling around

00:11:26.160 this is how it goes

00:11:27.040 open up the next google drive that I sent you here

00:11:29.260 I'm gonna do that

00:11:30.040 we'll see what this is

00:11:31.720 see guys and you were complaining that we were late

00:11:33.600 if you would have just been patient

00:11:35.160 it's called forgiveness broke the chain by James

00:11:38.200 been put together my name is james hi james you need to speak here it is i grew up strict

00:11:44.400 protestant as if nothing just happened here at least the bots respond nancy just tortures us

00:11:52.200 with silence that's actually true yeah that is true uh what's funny is the last time we signed

00:11:56.820 into the studio which i think i was doing a show with matt um i actually had to kick the bots out

00:12:02.600 of it's great they were in here like like i was like who's in the studio with us they're washing

00:12:08.380 rubbing their hands i had to be like can you guys get out of the studio and they were like oh yes

00:12:11.400 master and they all file out one by one in the name of jesus leave that way then it got out

00:12:15.720 really fast um i grew up strict protestant uh church wasn't something we did on sundays it was

00:12:21.960 woven into the rhythm of my family woven doused if my family was doused in church uh sunday

00:12:30.340 wednesday and anytime the doors were open we were there the building shaped my childhood everything

00:12:36.880 changed when my mom passed away after she died i went through fear anger hatred confusion all of

00:12:44.480 the emotions that come when your world collapses my faith started to crack my grandma's televangelist

00:12:50.120 influence made me doubt jesus christ it twisted things for me made me question what i had been

00:12:55.880 taught made me wonder if any of it was real yeah that's a real thing your body is always giving you

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00:15:00.720 The televangelist influence,

00:15:02.820 and it's, man, it's not even grandma's fault.

00:15:04.620 They're just trying to grandma max, you know?

00:15:06.220 It's just interesting that they can't,

00:15:08.240 you know what I mean?

00:15:08.660 Like when they can't see it,

00:15:10.040 they think this is wonderful television,

00:15:11.760 but like any other discerning person goes like,

00:15:14.740 this is poison i think that just the newer generation is more uh we're more keen to seeing 0.92

00:15:20.480 through the bullshit we're more keen to seeing uh or expecting what's the word like genuine behavior 0.91

00:15:28.120 from people yeah i don't think boomers really noticed that uh somebody asked what the books 0.98

00:15:32.400 on the table were there's the uh octopus of population control by charlie robinson and then

00:15:39.320 i've got the uh epistle to the apostles in the marketplace by a rome osayi uh this is actually

00:15:46.480 a gift from james williams of dark waters who uh thinks that we might find some wisdom in this uh

00:15:52.960 in our gonna read that i did read the he he was smart first we learned how to read the first he

00:15:58.980 said no all he said was just read chapter three and i said okay and luckily did you do it the font

00:16:04.720 is i'm like part way through it i have it open double space the font is huge and double space

00:16:09.200 so it's actually not that bad i'm almost done with with chapter three so very interesting

00:16:14.040 more pictures in this james uh yeah please if you could do just a little bit more pictures

00:16:18.200 and maybe just increase the font size um so televangelism pointed him in the wrong direction

00:16:24.740 and that doubt pushed him towards the occult i started looking into the work of lvy i think

00:16:33.700 it means lave misspelled on purpose that's interesting i wonder why the uh-huh all right

00:16:38.760 um and the satanic beliefs he promoted they claim they didn't believe in jesus christ

00:16:44.580 i was so lost that i was about to swear something in blood and right at that moment the holy spirit

00:16:50.680 stepped in i heard the voice say if you don't believe in jesus christ why do you have to swear

00:16:56.360 it in blood that's reasonable swear in blood that you don't believe in jesus christ like a prick of

00:17:01.580 the finger maybe and then you wipe it on a contract um seemed like grok would never do that to you

00:17:06.880 just like how how bad you don't believe in jesus christ dog this bad it's like this bad i gotta put 0.99

00:17:12.100 this in your butt something about it yeah it's crazy as hell bro um that stopped me cold i 0.98

00:17:17.320 immediately dropped to my knees and prayed asking god to forgive me for being so lost years later 0.99

00:17:23.380 god reached me again this time through music oh i like where this is going i was listening to the

00:17:28.360 song awakening by pod hell yeah i love pod they come on my uh spotify playlist pretty i remember

00:17:35.120 pod they used to have like uh they used to play their songs on trl like yeah one or maybe two

00:17:40.400 hits yeah and they were big uh so pod uh i think uh youth of the nation was the big one we are we

00:17:46.320 are that was a great i love that flag dog i love that oh yeah that's right um the one with the

00:17:51.880 sketch about a father and son the son is trying to forgive his dad it made me think about my own

00:17:57.900 father then i saw the movie imagine by mercy me uh same storyline i'm not a fan of mercy me at all

00:18:05.760 but the message hit me i felt the holy spirit telling me i needed to forgive my dad that's a

00:18:11.340 big one i had spent since 2009 hating him for not being in my life for not being more caring for not

00:18:18.560 helping me when i needed him so again i got on my knees and prayed telling god that i forgave my dad

00:18:25.120 But it wasn't enough.

00:18:27.060 The next day, my dad called me.

00:18:29.340 That's impressive the next day.

00:18:31.100 We hadn't spoken since my mom's funeral.

00:18:33.880 This was in 2019.

00:18:36.440 He said he wanted to see me and was coming down.

00:18:40.200 The night before he arrived, I had a dream where I saw him and punched him in the face.

00:18:45.740 Nice.

00:18:46.180 When I woke up, that feeling stayed with me.

00:18:48.980 The day I saw him, I still felt it. 0.86

00:18:51.660 That urge to hit him. 0.84

00:18:53.240 But I didn't.

00:18:53.760 I hugged him instead, and I told him I forgave him.

00:18:58.020 That moment changed everything.

00:19:00.200 Since 2019, I've grown closer to Jesus Christ.

00:19:03.520 God opened his word to me.

00:19:05.260 I read through the New Testament, Matthew, and Revelation,

00:19:08.080 and it came alive in a way it never had before.

00:19:11.160 My faith wasn't inherited anymore.

00:19:13.360 It became mine.

00:19:15.440 This is my story.

00:19:16.880 This is how God pulled me out of darkness.

00:19:19.360 This is how forgiveness broke chains I didn't even know I was carrying.

00:19:23.760 this is how jesus christ brought me home i now host the end times church podcast you 0.99

00:19:30.800 mother fucker this is a podcast pitch it was a podcast the whole time unbelievable 0.97

00:19:36.000 i now host the end times church podcast on youtube and rumble don't forget patreon as well uh as well 0.99

00:19:44.020 as making christian metal in the project reinventing the sword and that's how it ends

00:19:50.200 like every show ends

00:19:52.660 I try to look up his podcast

00:19:53.980 and I don't even see it here

00:19:56.220 gotta work on some SEO, that's all

00:19:59.060 oh boy, we'll figure it out

00:20:00.460 we'll give you a little plug here

00:20:01.820 we got four subscribers

00:20:03.320 now you got five

00:20:05.460 we'll see what you're doing

00:20:07.260 you gotta work on some stuff

00:20:08.920 but that's okay

00:20:10.460 everybody starts somewhere

00:20:12.100 I started with my iPhone

00:20:13.600 with just voice memo 1.00

00:20:16.660 a couple fingers in your butt 0.97

00:20:18.560 voice memo was literally what I was doing 0.98

00:20:21.600 which is possibly the lowest

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00:20:25.420 thing you can do

00:20:27.640 talking into like a can and a string I think

00:20:29.820 pretty much yeah right up there with that

00:20:31.580 bot once said unauthorized plug detected

00:20:34.000 that's very funny well thank you 1.00

00:20:39.860 what the fuck's your name James 1.00

00:20:41.820 that's a very interesting story 1.00

00:20:45.700 it felt more like a

00:20:47.060 it's like a testimony overview yeah i like a good testimony yeah i think that's very cool

00:20:51.540 it's good to go back into to get some of those every so often rather than the the demon pulled

00:20:56.560 me off the bed story right i don't know if the spooky music applied to that one but that was

00:21:00.780 very good we should ask our uh our assistants does spooky music apply if it doesn't maybe we'll play

00:21:06.300 something else oh cheerful music cheerful spooky something from uh um what is it bethel house or

00:21:11.640 Bethel. Oh, Bethel Music. Yeah, no, no, no. I don't want to do that. Okay, fine. Go ahead to

00:21:17.240 your Twitter and pull up that last link that I sent you. We're going to read this one called

00:21:22.900 Good Christmas. Yeah, I know. It's all crazy. Are these all things we haven't read? Something

00:21:28.300 huge over Oklahoma. Who knows what we've read? I'm pretty sure they already have. I was having

00:21:36.460 another bit of an existential crisis today because I was listening to a song while I was in the gym

00:21:40.220 that was by ai because now i exclusively listen to ai music while i work out and it was all about

00:21:45.360 i'd like i like watching the progression of david through the years oh my obsessions yeah you did

00:21:51.020 i i got to see the tail end of the the blonde family not just david but the blonde hair family

00:21:56.860 i was like this is an interesting wrinkle that died i don't know why and then you go through

00:22:02.580 like a lot of other phases uh maintenance was too much it's just too much yeah it like kills

00:22:07.000 your hair and then you gotta like dye your roots and that's like i'm willing to go so gay but 0.92

00:22:11.020 dyeing your roots is super gay i don't know why it is like dye your hair that's gay dyeing your 0.98

00:22:15.180 roots very gay and that's where it doesn't really look that great well that too well i was also fat 0.98

00:22:21.120 and disheveled um it gave you a certain look when people saw you they said huh anybody want to see 0.98

00:22:27.220 that look go back and watch occupy where i am immortalized as a jew hating bleached haired 0.97

00:22:33.300 psychopath um so that's and you look crazy most recently what's fantastic is no one will ever 0.98

00:22:38.280 recognize me from that i think the more recent phase was like hot dog david um that turned my 0.84

00:22:43.460 yeah that made my tummy upset turned my intestines to mush and now we're in uh those hot dogs really

00:22:48.600 churned my guts yeah we're in the phase of productivity david which is very fun at least

00:22:54.000 productivity david is beneficial to something he's productive for sure super productive but

00:23:00.020 productivity david comes along with its own kind of quirks like i've been at the gym listening to

00:23:04.740 ai music i'm telling you man i'm telling you like number one it's good but number two i'm listening

00:23:10.640 to it like one of them was uh called uh uh thus sayeth compute and it's just like this ai talking

00:23:20.060 shit about like oh you think i'm just regular technology and it's talking about like the

00:23:24.820 expedience and the and the the ability to work across like multiple bots all at once and 0.98

00:23:30.780 increased productivity exponentially but it's going through like history and showing you like

00:23:35.220 all the steps that got it here you should get a jail tattoo that says increased productivity

00:23:39.040 dude honestly like it is the craziest like i'm listening to it and i'm realizing like i'm like 0.88

00:23:44.900 lifting weights and i'm like we're at the fucking end i don't know what but we're at the end of 0.92

00:23:48.500 something in the beginning of something new and like i'm the only one in the gym because it's my 0.89

00:23:52.600 apartment complex gym uh very psychotic but yeah man that's been uh i've actually been a fan of it

00:23:57.880 i i was walking last night around my complex just listening to ai music with your legs at night wow

00:24:04.640 at night in the dark listening to ai music walking around something's wrong people but productivity

00:24:10.300 is up productivity is booming okay so that was um james jamey oh boy we have another one here 0.79

00:24:17.460 it's called you fucking know which one is next something huge over oklahoma something huge and 0.72

00:24:22.680 vascular sent to us in uh september 26th oh okay that's a reason you can go ahead and look at that 0.92

00:24:28.460 if you don't see are you in there you're in i'm in here yeah yeah by christy with an eye oh by the

00:24:32.140 way they they uh quickly mentioned sean of kingdom of context who i'd like to shout out let's read

00:24:36.360 the top we'll read the top and see what well it's gonna be it's very it's very i just want to say

00:24:40.140 he showed up in the nds bible study the other day thought that was really cool he hung out there for

00:24:44.640 a long time i was listening while i was doing productivity and i was like oh it's sean he's in 0.99

00:24:48.580 here just chat it up with people nice it's very cool yeah sean is cool man he's a real ass nigga 0.92

00:24:54.040 hey he's white i think he'd appreciate that reading uh oh i got a three out of ten rating 0.92

00:24:59.660 because it's uh creepy at three funny too readable it's definitely readable and it's fresh 0.98

00:25:04.200 very fresh damn christy wait it gives it oh yeah it gives it ratings three out of ten damn your 0.99

00:25:09.760 shit got uh plowed sorry christy but that's okay that's and she left us her phone number that's 1.00

00:25:13.980 But that's just the... 0.98

00:25:15.800 Do not read that, it says.

00:25:16.980 Okay, here we go.

00:25:17.720 I don't think this is even a testimony.

00:25:19.920 Oh, she wants us to call her.

00:25:21.780 Yeah.

00:25:22.480 Okay, well, let's read this.

00:25:23.660 I am actually interested.

00:25:26.700 Hi, guys.

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00:26:58.100 I just recently found your channel because you interviewed Sean of Kingdom in Context.

00:27:01.520 Shout out to Sean.

00:27:02.040 Have we spoke about Sean? 1.00

00:27:02.920 Real ass nigga, some would say. 1.00

00:27:04.060 He is a real ass nigga, though. 1.00

00:27:05.460 I don't know when the last time we talked about him was. 1.00

00:27:06.840 Oh, God.

00:27:08.060 His listeners have no clue what's happening right now.

00:27:10.740 I know, I know.

00:27:11.040 So sorry. 1.00

00:27:11.600 This is a Christian show.

00:27:13.500 Every time Sean engages with us, I'm like, are you sure?

00:27:17.400 Some of his people have been like, hey, what's going on? 1.00

00:27:20.080 And he's like, listen, they're retarded. 1.00

00:27:21.880 Some of his people come over to our channel and go, mm, and I go, go away. 1.00

00:27:26.260 No, but it's not nice to tell them to go away.

00:27:28.300 No, no, I do.

00:27:28.980 I do.

00:27:29.160 Every single time I go, leave.

00:27:31.180 This isn't for you.

00:27:32.540 Bad.

00:27:32.640 and they go

00:27:33.220 and then they leave

00:27:34.740 it's like you don't understand

00:27:35.720 you don't understand

00:27:36.420 you know what we're doing 0.95

00:27:37.280 I've been punched 0.68

00:27:37.980 in the head a lot 1.00

00:27:38.940 stupid 1.00

00:27:39.340 as a kid 1.00

00:27:40.000 stupid bitch 1.00

00:27:40.820 maybe dropped 1.00

00:27:41.580 fucking bitch 1.00

00:27:42.980 I'm a long time 1.00

00:27:44.580 follower of his

00:27:45.340 and I started

00:27:45.940 watching your stuff

00:27:46.800 you guys sound

00:27:47.540 just like me

00:27:48.140 oh boy

00:27:48.700 do we

00:27:50.740 okay

00:27:52.240 everyone I know

00:27:53.680 has written me off

00:27:54.440 as a tinfoil hat

00:27:55.340 wearing loon

00:27:56.060 okay

00:27:56.760 oh well

00:27:57.240 what you gonna do

00:27:58.040 the truth is difficult

00:27:58.900 base

00:27:59.560 I'm reaching out

00:28:00.920 because I wanted

00:28:01.400 to share something

00:28:01.980 that I saw in the sky in April of 2020.

00:28:05.540 I've been trying to find anyone else

00:28:07.420 who might have seen it too.

00:28:08.980 This is the place for it.

00:28:10.380 That is, yeah.

00:28:10.960 The people who listen to this show be looking up.

00:28:13.180 I will receive you.

00:28:18.680 I've seen several things, put the bad signal out,

00:28:21.340 since then that are equally hard to explain.

00:28:24.980 And I would love to share what I saw in 2020

00:28:26.900 with a wide audience

00:28:28.040 in hopes that someone else in America saw it too.

00:28:30.360 Whatever it was, it was huge and it covered a vast area.

00:28:34.400 I'm in central Oklahoma, right smack dab in the middle of the country.

00:28:37.980 And I know that whatever it was, it was big enough to be seen in other states. 0.99

00:28:42.600 Damn. 0.99

00:28:43.440 Oh, my gosh. 0.99

00:28:44.180 Email isn't the best way to reach me.

00:28:46.500 Please feel free to call or text me.

00:28:49.220 But what do you guys think?

00:28:50.840 Maybe.

00:28:52.320 Wow.

00:28:52.560 Is that something you'd be interested in hearing?

00:28:54.160 Should we chase down that lead?

00:28:55.880 Oh, what a teaser that was.

00:28:57.320 Yeah, I told you.

00:28:57.980 I was like, she just, I feel like we're being tricked into, uh, by some, uh, cougar to call

00:29:03.040 her.

00:29:03.580 I feel like we're being tricked to give us, give our phone number.

00:29:06.160 That too.

00:29:06.580 Yeah.

00:29:06.800 That's a dangerous move, but we do, we could, um, but boy, am I tempted?

00:29:10.540 You can see it from other States from multiple States.

00:29:13.200 That's interesting.

00:29:13.860 How big is, where is she at? 0.96

00:29:15.100 I don't know.

00:29:15.480 Oklahoma.

00:29:15.940 I think Oklahoma's big as hell.

00:29:17.900 Whoa.

00:29:18.600 That's kind of crazy.

00:29:19.760 Right.

00:29:20.360 Oklahoma's big as hell.

00:29:21.500 Pretty sure Oklahoma's big as hell.

00:29:23.200 Wow.

00:29:23.560 Isn't Oklahoma City

00:29:26.140 the central city?

00:29:29.040 That's where the bombing happened.

00:29:31.020 Yeah, it is.

00:29:31.740 It is like the central hub for all this stuff. 0.99

00:29:34.120 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:29:36.140 Dang, boy. 1.00

00:29:37.700 Maybe, I don't know, maybe we'll have

00:29:39.740 our team reach out to you.

00:29:44.160 We'll have a team call you.

00:29:45.640 Pretty sure they could do that, actually.

00:29:47.380 I'm interested.

00:29:48.760 Hey, guys, in the chat, if you're listening,

00:29:51.420 if you saw anything, let us know. 0.99

00:29:53.560 No, put your nipples away. 0.99

00:29:54.700 I tried to put my nipples away. 0.99

00:29:56.920 I searched for it, but I can't find anything. 1.00

00:29:59.740 Oklahoma? I think it's like in the middle of the country.

00:30:01.820 I mean, that's big enough to have been seen in different states.

00:30:06.140 It's interesting.

00:30:07.940 Yeah, I mean, coming from Sean from Kingdom in context,

00:30:11.480 like one of his fans, I expect you're not lying to me.

00:30:13.980 My uncle saw something very similar, and he told me about that.

00:30:17.360 I've told the story before, but he's an aerospace engineer,

00:30:19.820 engineer used to secure contracts uh on behalf of fabrication companies steel fabrication companies

00:30:27.060 uh he would secure government contracts for them aerospace and otherwise and um very familiar with

00:30:32.880 all sorts of shit that goes in the sky because he'd be building it and he'd be building it and

00:30:38.360 when he was younger uh he and my grandma grandma who was abducted um she and he he and she both 0.96

00:30:45.640 saw while they were in the backyard of the house that i grew up in uh a craft that he discerned was

00:30:51.640 not made by any man and not made by any country he was pretty aware of what other countries have

00:30:56.440 i mean he says even if they had blacklisted projects this thing was in excess of anything

00:31:02.040 i could imagine them having it was the size of a city block but it was really really silent this

00:31:08.420 is i it's the same story from my uncle but i have i have a newspaper articles that's right i remember

00:31:13.840 clippings to to show people maybe i should get them in here just to do a short i mean you should

00:31:18.940 bring those episodes those clippings and frame them yeah it's actually pretty cool i don't think

00:31:22.840 they'd let me have them really no yeah they we could we can get a copy but no they they're what 0.59

00:31:27.900 do we do fucking scan they've saved this they saved this i think they even dried it out from 0.91

00:31:32.600 hurricane sandy that's sick this shit means a lot to them yeah yeah um we could probably get it my 0.98

00:31:38.360 uncle said he was close enough to it that he could tell there were no rivets or screws or bolts same 0.99

00:31:43.460 thing that uh my uncle said he said oh just smooth it looked like a tank but it looked like a tank

00:31:47.700 that we couldn't build that's an interesting way like it had things moving around like the parts

00:31:52.560 were moving he's like gyrate but it didn't look like and like when you see moving parts on a tank

00:31:56.920 you understand uh like the folds and like there might be pins he's like there wasn't really that

00:32:01.440 but it was moving and he was like nothing that was fastened in any fashion that we're

00:32:05.100 we're familiar with um like an open them uh i learned something interesting about my wife oh

00:32:11.440 Remember I told you this off air. 0.73

00:32:13.680 Oh, yeah.

00:32:13.820 You want to tell us?

00:32:14.600 Yeah.

00:32:14.880 Spooky music.

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00:33:47.180 So, I don't know if I've talked about it on the show before,

00:33:50.600 but my wife does have some spooky stories from childhood.

00:33:55.560 Now, many of you are familiar with the demonic encounter that I had

00:33:59.440 that really was a pivotal moment in me turning to Christ.

00:34:01.740 That happened in the place that she grew up in,

00:34:04.940 specifically in her brother's room. 0.97

00:34:06.400 and her brother has had no shortage of spooky shit that has happened so she went to go visit 0.96

00:34:11.280 her family back in new jersey she's there right now and she says that they got together and they're 0.98

00:34:16.080 talking about the show and um you know all of the strange things that we talk about which spurs on

00:34:22.720 her brother to share some childhood experiences and he says that one in particular that really

00:34:30.740 stuck with him and he said he was surprised that my wife didn't remember this which is interesting

00:34:34.640 he's been walking around as a grown man assuming that my wife remembers this your wife what she

00:34:38.860 she should remember this because of what you do and what you put her through every day exactly

00:34:44.000 but she doesn't remember this which is interesting he says that he woke up one night now this is a

00:34:48.800 guy that's had like demonic encounters shadow people you name it but in this particular instance

00:34:55.260 he wakes up they're both very little and he sees an alien gray holding my wife and like walking

00:35:03.100 across the room with her so he gets up and shoves the thing and starts screaming now i don't know

00:35:11.940 i gotta talk to her when she gets back to get the rest of the details you called her and uh i'm sure

00:35:16.680 you called her about it right no we were just texting back and forth i think i mentioned a

00:35:19.960 little bit like in a conversation later on that night but she says that the commotion was enough

00:35:26.380 to send her mother running into the room like in this event that he's remembering and she says

00:35:32.700 she remembers

00:35:34.740 coming into the room that night

00:35:37.000 but then she gets frantic 0.76

00:35:38.960 and says dude

00:35:40.560 scared like on my arm yeah

00:35:42.780 what do they call pilo

00:35:44.520 you pilo erected

00:35:45.820 you pilo erected right in front of me

00:35:48.480 hey

00:35:49.980 nice

00:35:51.040 so she

00:35:54.460 she's overhearing this story right

00:35:56.620 it's my wife

00:35:58.300 her brother and her mother and they're all

00:36:00.600 talking about this and

00:36:01.980 and my mother-in-law goes uh yeah i remember that night but i don't remember what i saw i don't 0.97

00:36:06.960 remember what i saw and gets like really frantic it's the same shit that we're always talking about 0.94

00:36:10.900 it's the same phenomenon of people seeing people seeing but don't want to don't want to see and 0.95

00:36:18.080 and my wife has told me stories other other occasions where her mom was willing to share

00:36:24.440 strange stories with her one in particular about a ring that was cursed she believes it was cursed

00:36:30.700 It came from her grandmother who was a witch, similar to your grandmother who was operating in Puerto Rico, right, and was doing, like, witchcraft.

00:36:36.800 It's a very similar situation with my wife whose grandmother was in Peru, I believe, didn't really like her, was into witchcraft, and gifted her a ring.

00:36:48.600 After that, all sorts of supernatural stuff happened, including her mother walking into the bedroom one day and seeing her floating.

00:36:54.440 Whoa.

00:36:54.760 but her mom was willing to tell her that story but does not want to remember whatever was carrying

00:37:01.500 her i just remember like it feels like that uh that scene from signs with the alien where he's

00:37:07.060 like hovering over the he's got the girl he's shooting the smoky jizz yeah yeah so um you know

00:37:13.400 the story about my dad in puerto rico what happened with like uh my grandmother that was she wasn't

00:37:18.360 into witchcraft but like i think back then it was so prevalent that it was everywhere she was more 0.95

00:37:23.360 of a gangster in puerto rico um and something had happened where a lady who was into witchcraft 0.97

00:37:30.860 they're like brujeria they yeah that's what they called it she had taken my father from my

00:37:36.900 grandmother yeah this is familiar yeah at a very young age and she took him because like he was 0.92

00:37:43.380 special and my grandmother had to go do some gangster shit in puerto rico to take him back 0.58

00:37:48.960 that's crazy yo i don't know what goes on in puerto rico back then in like the early i guess 0.93

00:37:55.420 this would be like the the 40s 50s the 50s you know my dad's around but like my grandma was there

00:37:59.780 probably since the 20s yeah she died at almost 100 it was a crazy place they always live long

00:38:05.080 as hell oh she lived long as hell man she refused to die yeah we were like grim now it's time it's

00:38:10.800 gotta go you gotta go yeah you gotta go that's it so but for me i go like it's so strange that

00:38:16.600 my wife ended up with me given my interests um i don't know and it's also so strange because we

00:38:24.560 just never knew that about her so my wife has always looked at what i've done and talked about

00:38:29.660 as interesting but also my own like not i wouldn't say she thinks it's my own world but yeah she's

00:38:37.600 like but but uh i'm not you know not me yeah a lot of this stuff is interesting because like i'm

00:38:42.400 reading it and it's over there yeah but now she's like oh it seems i've had my own share of run-ins

00:38:50.340 with this sort of that you don't remember that you don't remember and that your mother doesn't

00:38:54.060 want to talk about yeah this is why uh when brian of demon races actually we spoke with i spoke with

00:38:59.720 al about this with the uh the interview we did yesterday which is great guys keep an eye out for

00:39:04.680 that for that yeah some sort of documentary is going to be coming soon oh yeah we did we should

00:39:08.860 share some pictures at some point but we did we did like this it's a professional film crew

00:39:13.800 interview about uh i guess the supernatural prayer meditation the things that come along

00:39:19.760 with it yeah yeah yeah but it's really cool it's a really cool time we got to a point where he did

00:39:23.980 ask me about dreams in a way and i i remember the story about brian when he was he was by our house

00:39:28.880 by my house over there yeah he was like hey you want me to like wake wake that up in you so that 0.99

00:39:33.140 way you can remember your dreams and i was like nah fuck you dude how dare you don't wake that up 1.00

00:39:37.800 in me, dog? What are you talking about? 1.00

00:39:39.180 And I believe that he

00:39:41.760 could, but I was like, hey, if God wants to wake that up

00:39:43.820 in me, then he will, but not you.

00:39:45.640 Because I don't know what's coming

00:39:47.740 through there, and I don't know if that should come through now.

00:39:50.580 Right. Yeah, if God

00:39:51.840 wants it to happen, then it'll happen.

00:39:55.200 The choice,

00:39:56.980 just like in your own

00:39:57.940 wisdom and intellect, the choice to open

00:39:59.980 that up, I can see that that might...

00:40:01.820 Well, keep an eye on your wife 0.97

00:40:03.940 because

00:40:04.660 if that has happened,

00:40:07.800 and that's been thinking about it that how does that that go through that goes through from her

00:40:12.940 brother who you said her brother has this is the same brother that's got this stuff okay that's

00:40:17.040 the room that uh i had that whole experience in with that demonic entity and so and your brother

00:40:22.480 that's the brother that's still going through it now in in a lot of ways yeah i mean okay here's

00:40:27.360 my advice yeah that i don't know if i'd say that that's like a curse what it comes off to me but

00:40:35.140 Like he spoke something over her that may have been true.

00:40:38.880 And I don't know if he's not doing it on purpose to her.

00:40:41.980 No, he's just sharing a story.

00:40:43.040 But yeah, that can open up a door.

00:40:45.440 I think that, you know, my son had a couple of really strange encounters when he was younger.

00:40:52.520 And now that's all fully stopped.

00:40:54.760 And it's like it's stopped after I prayed over my family, prayed specifically the blood of Jesus Christ over my family.

00:41:04.100 and denounced any connections or bonds or agreements

00:41:08.660 that come from previous generations.

00:41:10.780 Being very serious with you.

00:41:12.640 This is what happened with my aunt,

00:41:14.260 the scissors in the lawn aunt.

00:41:15.660 You guys watched that episode.

00:41:18.060 This is another thing I spoke with Al about,

00:41:19.520 which was interesting.

00:41:20.500 He's like, just things coming to mind

00:41:21.600 as he's asking me stuff.

00:41:22.680 But her whole thing kicks off 1.00

00:41:25.220 because her roommate, this woman. 1.00

00:41:29.180 Oh, that's right.

00:41:29.820 Yeah, yeah.

00:41:30.120 Yeah, she gets a phone.

00:41:31.140 Well, she's on the phone with Miss Chloe or whoever, 0.75

00:41:33.120 one of these psychics. Yeah, Ms. Cleo, basically, the same.

00:41:35.180 Is it Ms. Cleo or Ms. Cleo? Whatever.

00:41:37.120 But it's like, yeah, all that energy, right?

00:41:39.220 Same energy. Call me now.

00:41:40.720 Call me now. It's so crazy that you sit on TV.

00:41:42.880 The lady's getting her weekly

00:41:44.500 horoscope read, and

00:41:46.560 Ms. Cleo, whoever, says, 1.00

00:41:48.720 there's another lady in the room with you, and 1.00

00:41:50.660 she's sitting across. She describes the room. She describes

00:41:52.700 who it is, curly hair. She's sitting there.

00:41:55.480 I need to talk to her

00:41:56.680 because I'm seeing something on

00:41:58.720 her, and, you know,

00:42:00.540 one thing leads to another. She picks up the phone.

00:42:02.780 she starts talking she believes it yeah and is it true beforehand maybe no but is it true now

00:42:09.160 believe it and you accept that like oh there yes there is something who knows what irreparable

00:42:15.300 it's like that uh marzynski testimony of the lady in the hospital with the doctor uh prophesying

00:42:21.760 death and the like the black frogs coming out of its mouth on the people yep that happened through

00:42:26.040 the phone with my aunt. And I don't know, just be aware of that. I think things could mess with you

00:42:33.580 because we're not aware that that could happen. We know now. Oh yeah. So just a really, really

00:42:40.120 fascinating correlation there. When I heard that, I didn't know what to place or where to place that.

00:42:45.200 I just said, man, what are the odds? Should they be greater or lesser because she's married to me?

00:42:50.460 you know i think they're right exactly where they're where they're supposed to be the the

00:42:55.520 question is why did that why does that happen now right well but whatever it doesn't matter

00:43:00.920 because now we we already know well if you know ahead of it now you can rebuke it and you can

00:43:05.460 pray to christ specifically about that for sure because look at how sneaky it has to operate just

00:43:10.180 to get inside the door so that's it as soon as it's exposed you're like i know what i'm bringing

00:43:13.720 to god now this thing it happens when your your wife is uh detached from you like physically

00:43:20.700 because she's in a different state that could have been a text message from the brother from

00:43:24.380 whatever you know hey do you remember this no it happened when she's over there doing her thing

00:43:28.800 yeah so yeah this is like it's actually very obvious and kind of weak and i would just say 0.97

00:43:33.220 just watch out for that because that's gay but our next uh story which actually is not gay it is 0.97

00:43:40.220 probably probably gay probably yeah but it's find out it pertains it's called the impromptu 0.95

00:43:45.640 exorcism impromptu exorcism okay yeah i don't know if we have any oh jorge we got a name on it 0.99

00:43:51.400 oh doxed uh i think it's fine there's two versions are they just long as shit no are you

00:43:57.160 gonna go to the one that uh the impromptu it's it's the chronicles the chronicles version it's 0.66

00:44:02.200 got skulls on he's got four out of five skulls shout out to you jorge uh the rating i'm looking

00:44:07.760 ad says eight out of ten well we have two rating systems but four out of five is eight out of ten

00:44:12.740 david okay oh if we do math that's right fractions that's actually extrapolation go to the one with 0.96

00:44:18.880 the skulls it says four out of five because it might be different fucking skulls are you talking 0.91

00:44:22.020 about there's no skulls i got uh no skulls you got zero skulls that's not good or he's got four 0.97

00:44:28.040 i'm sending you to your twitter so let's get this confusion out the way i'll start reading

00:44:32.520 um okay i see all right so the it's a firsthand church hallway possession oh i thought there's

00:44:40.320 this was filled with um phone numbers too i was like why these people keep giving us their 0.92

00:44:43.300 fucking phone numbers that's insane hello top lobster raven and matt how many t's are there 0.90

00:44:48.260 i can't even see six maybe looks like six t's yes very good thank you very much i don't know 0.98

00:44:54.420 if you knew that um but i did an episode with matt right uh his birthday and i didn't have a gift for

00:45:01.180 him I gifted him an extra tea so six teas is the correct amount of teas thank you very much

00:45:07.600 uh Jorge I like we're gonna make the gator happen I've already branded oh it's already

00:45:12.100 happening the gator yes and uh should we show the people that can we show them a picture of that

00:45:16.400 real quick let's show them that we're working on something pretty cool working on a lot of things

00:45:20.560 actually so many things but this is one of the things and we're hoping that it really resonates

00:45:25.580 with all of the parents

00:45:27.460 who listen to

00:45:29.500 NDS. It's

00:45:31.600 going to be filled with

00:45:33.100 things that are great for kids, but a lot of inside

00:45:35.700 jokes for parents that are listeners

00:45:37.660 of the show. And

00:45:39.160 I think it's going to be a lot of fun, really.

00:45:41.780 So I don't want to give away too much,

00:45:43.760 but we can show you one of our favorite

00:45:45.680 characters in this thing.

00:45:48.280 Who's that?

00:45:49.520 It's Gator. It's Gator.

00:45:51.780 Gator owns a coffee shop in

00:45:53.300 neffberg and uh the coffee shop is the only real place in town stands out a little bit he's uh

00:45:59.200 he's got all the catchphrases and the lines of your favorite barista and uh neffy lives behind

00:46:06.040 his shop in a little tool shed type factory kind of thing it's very cool it's fun i re i rewrote

00:46:13.240 so much in there i rewrote everything last night and it's it's better so look forward to uh a

00:46:19.560 children's book coming out of uh nds and i think like i said it'll be really cool to to read to

00:46:25.240 your kids but it'll be really cool for you because you'll be catching all the inside

00:46:28.240 definitely kid friendly and there's a lot of people in there that show up from our uh our

00:46:33.340 it's i'm so excited i am excited there's a lot of characters you're going to recognize and a lot of

00:46:38.620 inside jokes you're going to appreciate so uh matt and gator yep or matt the gator the gator

00:46:44.060 it's like technically rape because he did not consent no he did not it doesn't matter it's

00:46:49.960 funny because when i gave him that name i was like i gotta figure out a way for that to stick

00:46:53.040 this made it stick this now it's gonna stick now it's gonna stick yeah he doesn't like it

00:46:57.200 yeah he says i'm not doing this but yes you are yeah you are this is the story of when i assisted

00:47:00.940 in an impromptu exercise wow all right okay uh it was circa 2019 so pre-plandemic time

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00:48:39.480 At this time, I will volunteer Friday nights at the church I used to attend to

00:48:45.480 on support groups that they would have.

00:48:48.060 One would be for alcoholics, which is where I helped out.

00:48:53.300 There was another for drug addicts and another one for abused women. 0.97

00:48:57.000 Woman? That's fucked up because I read this and he misspelled it twice. 0.99

00:49:01.800 Is that how I say it, Weeman? 0.98

00:49:04.420 I don't think that's how you say it, but I do appreciate his opinion.

00:49:07.880 I don't even know how I say it.

00:49:09.000 The more you guys make the joke, the less I understand it.

00:49:10.640 It's not even really a joke.

00:49:11.440 It's more of an observation.

00:49:14.900 I am tired, boss.

00:49:16.440 I am tired.

00:49:18.020 All three happened Friday nights, but in separate classrooms.

00:49:21.520 Huh.

00:49:22.420 The same night or different Friday nights?

00:49:24.720 This particular night, it was a business as usual, nothing out of the ordinary.

00:49:28.600 it was business as usual this guy comes in with his family apparently he made a deal with his

00:49:35.160 wife that he would seek help from his alcohol and drug abuse we started the signing in process

00:49:41.380 and everything was going normal until suddenly the guy says he's not feeling well he goes and

00:49:46.560 sits down for a while and apparently he wanted to leave because i overhear one of his kids crying

00:49:52.160 saying that he promised them that he was going to get help and get better for them geez that's 0.98

00:49:56.620 fucking it's rough dude i guess that really got to him because a couple minutes later he stood up 0.98

00:50:01.840 determined to go into the support group so he didn't want to go in and then kids are crying 0.99

00:50:07.240 kids convicted him that's a you know for kids to even be able to detect what's going on i don't

00:50:11.940 know how old the kids are did it say i don't think it did but old enough to know daddy's of

00:50:15.740 an alcoholic yeah yeah rough spot to be man now this guy couldn't have been taller than five foot

00:50:21.540 five. He was this short little bald guy, must have weighed no more than 150 pounds soaking wet.

00:50:29.040 So he starts walking in and as soon as he crosses the signing desk, you could see him kind of lock

00:50:34.120 up and not want to move. So I go over and try to help him walk and I can feel him be all limp,

00:50:41.680 like a wet noodle is the best way that I can describe it. So me and this other guy help him

00:50:47.080 walk over to the classroom. Now in between the classroom, he was supposed to go in there and

00:50:55.200 in there was another room. And for some reason that night, the choir, we were having,

00:51:01.580 we're having their practice. This is written all crazy. They were having their practice there,

00:51:06.720 which never happened before. As soon as we were about to pass by the room, this guy locks up and

00:51:12.920 refuses to move and starts saying no i can't i can't no i can't over and over and he started

00:51:19.520 to shake i'm gonna see if there's another version is that like withdrawal or is that

00:51:23.700 that's demonic possession not wanting him to get help you're not going into that room dude yeah

00:51:29.460 that's crazy it's it's fairly common so so he starts walking as soon as he crosses but where's

00:51:35.360 that wet noodle line again because that was weird like short little bald guy weighed no more than

00:51:39.720 150 pounds soaking wet starts walking in and as soon as he crosses the signing desk he locks up

00:51:44.480 i go over to try to help him walk and i could feel him be all limp like a wet noodle is the

00:51:50.160 best way that i could describe it so he almost like i mean i guess he's awake but he almost

00:51:54.700 faints like like easy to move or something well first he locks up and then when he goes to help

00:52:02.200 him he just feels like i guess like he's gonna collapse like the dude's got no structure right

00:52:06.520 Like he's got no, but then he gets into this position again where he locks up and he refuses

00:52:12.340 to move.

00:52:13.380 All right.

00:52:13.860 I'm reading a different, the other version with the eight stars.

00:52:16.820 Okay.

00:52:17.100 So we'll see if this is a little, reads a little bit easier for us.

00:52:19.780 At this point, he was causing a bit of a scene and we didn't want that to scare the other

00:52:23.780 people who were there.

00:52:24.780 So we were trying to push him into one of the classrooms, but this guy just wouldn't

00:52:28.620 budge. 0.99

00:52:29.500 So someone calls the pastor and I shit you not. 0.99

00:52:32.380 As soon as the pastor turns the corner, this guy throws himself down. 0.99

00:52:36.520 bringing me and the other guy with him.

00:52:39.400 And he just starts thrashing and screaming in this guttural voice.

00:52:43.220 Now, I'm 6'1", 210. 0.99

00:52:44.880 Damn, Jorge, he's a thick boy. 0.99

00:52:46.340 Big as hell. 1.00

00:52:46.980 Big boy. 1.00

00:52:47.600 Big as hell, nigga. 1.00

00:52:48.480 And the other guy holding him down was way heavier than me, so he's fat. 0.99

00:52:52.540 And it's just a little dude, 150 pounds, soaking wet, 5'5".

00:52:56.240 And only up until moments ago, felt like a wet noodle. 0.99

00:52:59.520 And we were barely able to restrain this little ass dude. 0.99

00:53:03.240 The pastor is just praying and praying. 0.98

00:53:05.200 I can't really recall what he was saying because I was focused on restraining this guy who was just convulsing and screaming.

00:53:12.360 That's a crazy thing to consider.

00:53:14.680 Like, I know that you don't like the pastor of the church that I go to.

00:53:20.040 Sure.

00:53:22.540 Yeah, go on.

00:53:24.140 I just wonder, like, okay, what happens in a situation like this?

00:53:28.140 Like, most pastors, you see them walking around and they're like, cool.

00:53:32.760 a lot of them will give you that like you know uh what do you say um uh kind of like warm and

00:53:39.520 friendly vibe like uh i forgot i forgot the catchphrase very sad otis's catchphrase oh come 0.99

00:53:46.420 on somebody yeah they'll give you that little come on somebody yeah that kind of shit and they'll you 0.96

00:53:51.080 know jolly what do they do in this situation because this dude this pastor probably all the 0.96

00:53:57.080 time is probably just nice yeah he probably will send you the text message that's like the group

00:54:01.180 tech touching base yeah hey man lord loves you thinking about you we'll see you sunday but then

00:54:07.440 real shit goes down is he like jump like i feel like pastor rick is about it oh pastor rick for

00:54:12.720 sure i think i think most pastors though well you have to if you're going to be in that position 0.99

00:54:17.120 and you're dealing with something like that you know the source of something like that is demonic

00:54:20.780 i've seen my like what are you gonna do i've seen my aunt do that they uh my aunt and my my uncle

00:54:25.840 who passed away they owned a church in coney island and they're very like just nice regular

00:54:29.920 people and they you know it's a pentecostal uh spanish christian church so they're like that

00:54:35.940 kind of thing like long skirts and no makeup shit like that and i've seen in their church somebody 0.95

00:54:41.540 slithered through the chairs oh hell yeah story yeah yeah yeah they had like back in the day they 0.93

00:54:47.100 had folding chairs before they now they have nicer stuff uh but it was just folding chairs because

00:54:51.040 it was like a this this is like a corner a hole in the wall in coney island right so right across

00:54:55.620 from the Chinese store.

00:54:56.460 Folding chairs pop up

00:54:57.180 kind of a deal.

00:54:58.000 Projects like project building

00:54:59.540 in the back

00:55:00.160 across the corner store

00:55:01.400 Chinese food.

00:55:02.580 I think there was a library.

00:55:03.460 The library was across the street.

00:55:05.260 It was a cool place.

00:55:06.360 As a matter of fact

00:55:06.880 this place was so Spanish

00:55:07.920 next door there was a building 1.00

00:55:09.040 that should have been built

00:55:09.940 but it never was 1.00

00:55:10.660 so Spanish people took it over 1.00

00:55:11.780 and they were raising chickens 1.00

00:55:12.720 and shit. 1.00

00:55:13.140 Yeah. 1.00

00:55:13.380 Okay.

00:55:13.880 Yeah.

00:55:14.040 This is the place

00:55:15.060 that I'm talking about.

00:55:16.100 See that in Elizabeth, New Jersey.

00:55:17.520 Yeah.

00:55:17.640 And you go in there

00:55:18.300 and it's very like church people

00:55:20.800 and that happened

00:55:22.580 and they closed

00:55:23.840 like afterward

00:55:24.680 they just did every

00:55:25.480 Dude, but the look in his eyes, Kiles was my uncle's name, and the look in his eyes when it happened, like thinking about it now, he's preaching and they're doing an English-Spanish thing and they're preaching like normal.

00:55:37.260 But he was like, he saw it, ignored it, finished the message, regular service, and then everybody out.

00:55:46.500 And that don't happen.

00:55:47.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:55:47.940 Everybody out, close the door.

00:55:49.200 Everybody fold the chairs, please.

00:55:50.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:55:51.340 like business as usual and then they close the door i'm like i don't know what they did with 1.00

00:55:55.180 this lady but they fucking like you could tell it was like means business got a stomp on her 1.00

00:56:00.080 bitch can't be slithering around in this fucking floor don't be slithering in this 1.00

00:56:03.740 motherfucking snakes in a plane that's crazy bro yeah i don't like that there was something that 1.00

00:56:07.960 turned on in them that i was like oh okay yeah he knew it he's time to get the congregation out 0.99

00:56:12.120 or like yeah time for like this is what we do this for you think like spanish people you know 0.99

00:56:16.580 how they do like a like a salt circle so like it like an adobo circle just fucking 0.96

00:56:22.200 people don't even season any circles yeah yeah yeah it would taste better hell yeah it would 0.96

00:56:27.860 i use adobo every day this whole week i've been eating nothing but chicken and broccoli

00:56:32.160 yeah it's just like salt in the adobo i'll say right now to however many people watch it that

00:56:36.880 i make spanish famous spanish chicken okay i don't know if you probably tasted it it's like 0.95

00:56:41.700 it looks red and whatever what do you use the the yellow same shit every year oh sasson sasson 0.97

00:56:46.580 i love that shit i know but it's no secret no it's not people go how did you do this and i was 0.99

00:56:51.520 like fucking just walk down the goya aisle it's the two main sellers what's the there's like a 1.00

00:56:56.140 seasoning that you put on rice it has like so i had it yesterday well this was the yellow shit 0.99

00:57:01.580 and i was like yeah do be making shit yellow let me look at the ingredients yellow number five 0.99

00:57:07.720 Oh, my wife tried to fucking buy the healthy version of this. 1.00

00:57:12.620 Get the fuck out of here with that. 0.99

00:57:13.300 And I was like, I understand. 0.97

00:57:14.880 I appreciate.

00:57:16.520 I appreciate this, but no.

00:57:18.220 Yeah, no.

00:57:18.820 I'm going to have a little bit of yellow 40 tonight.

00:57:20.720 We're slopping it up. 0.93

00:57:21.520 I'm going to feel good about it.

00:57:22.880 So about five minutes later, the little dude finally stops convulsing.

00:57:27.480 And he's calming down.

00:57:28.560 He throws up all over the carpet. 1.00

00:57:30.060 What a bitch. 1.00

00:57:31.380 But it was this bright yellowish color. 1.00

00:57:34.000 It's like bile. 0.99

00:57:35.040 oh my god yeah turmeric uh to panda flies uh but turmeric tastes like ass i don't like turmeric 0.97

00:57:43.940 the problem is is that whatever is in the poison that we're putting in there gives it the taste 0.98

00:57:48.420 it tastes better my chicken yesterday was yellow and delicious super fucking good yellow and 0.95

00:57:55.180 delicious that's delicious that's what i'm going for um oh yeah yeah so he's puking up yellow 40 0.95

00:58:01.580 yellow on the floor. Nothing I've ever seen before. The pastor keeps praying and praying

00:58:06.320 until finally the guy wakes up and he just starts looking around scared, asking where he was and how

00:58:11.100 he got there. That's embarrassing for your kids. Yeah. He later said that the last thing he

00:58:16.200 remembered was agreeing to go into the support group, but nothing after that. That's when he

00:58:19.780 locked up, right? I mean, that's when he got up with the determination to go in there because

00:58:24.480 his child had expressed to him that he's a fuck up. Yeah. And he won. And then after that, it's 1.00

00:58:29.380 all a blur i guess stuck walking through the door after everything was over the pastor called

00:58:34.700 together all of us who were involved and prayed a prayer of protection over us so that no evil

00:58:38.660 spirits would attach themselves to us base that's nice thank you very much that pastor was fairly

00:58:43.660 new to the church at the time and what no one knew was that he had been an exorcist before coming to

00:58:48.720 that church oh wow so i'm saying like sometimes i wonder i wonder if there are uh people in the

00:58:56.060 church that are heavy hitters like that and you don't know no yeah so i think about that within

00:59:01.460 the context of the catholic church because i make fun of them quite a bit but then like they have

00:59:06.260 more exorcists than pretty much any other church institution so i kind of wonder about that like

00:59:12.900 i mean i'm sure there's some frauds among that group just like there is in any group right i

00:59:18.260 I mean, that's not really a stab at Catholicism, but like they're routinely dispatching exorcists to deal with issues. 0.98

00:59:28.680 And it's like some of those dudes are probably raw ass motherfuckers then, you know, I mean, for all the things that I say about the Catholic Church, what other are Protestants dispatching exorcists in a routine basis like that? 0.99

00:59:41.240 I mean, no, they're dispatching like LGBTQ. 0.99

00:59:45.380 Oh, yeah.

00:59:46.160 no they're because uh protestants are more focused on evangelism catholics i get i don't

00:59:52.760 yeah but they do have a certain exercise they have a whole department for exorcism and sure

00:59:56.940 some of that's fraudulent right hello department of exorcism but they do like i've watched some

01:00:00.620 movies where they've made made allusions to like yeah there's a huge section of the the catholic

01:00:04.720 church that's dedicated to exorcisms well it's not just movies but some of the the main uh catholic

01:00:09.720 priests that you'll see online like sean ryan or some of these guys yeah those are exorcists

01:00:13.740 Those are exorcists, specifically.

01:00:15.860 Like I said, among that body, there's fraudulent individuals for sure,

01:00:19.760 just like any group for anything at all.

01:00:21.840 But some of them be knowing.

01:00:23.120 You'll have pest control dudes that like faking the funk.

01:00:25.760 You know what I mean?

01:00:26.340 Like they don't know how to do that.

01:00:27.520 So also, I don't know if Al asked you the question about.

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01:02:01.560 Tony Bologna show, the people who went to Peru and started doing a...

01:02:04.720 Sure, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.98

01:02:05.720 that kind of shit like yeah we talked about that you can be an exorcist and you can know um how to 0.98

01:02:10.820 cast things out but it's like well what are you like are you operating in the grace of god or do 0.99

01:02:15.920 you just know how to do these things so so these are things that i i know are biblical right like

01:02:19.840 going to a place and struggling against uh you know powers and principalities and dominions and

01:02:25.640 and you know claiming the territory for jesus christ i don't want to say that that's not real

01:02:32.900 and i do recognize like god has given me a certain thing to do he probably has given other people 0.52

01:02:38.960 other specific things to do and i'm open to that but like a lot of that seems like funky bullshit

01:02:44.580 to me you're gonna you're gonna go to a place and you're gonna get together and you're gonna

01:02:48.240 pray over the powers and principalities and you know win the territory for jesus but you're gonna

01:02:53.600 be in an all-female group doing the thing like i mean listen but i i don't know i could easily be 0.96

01:03:01.480 wrong i'm just saying my bullshit detector when i see groups of women get together and 0.92

01:03:06.440 doing ceremonial anything at all i go in their period blood in a circle of it no i didn't do 0.97

01:03:12.000 that i don't know what they did that no i just say hey like are you gonna do that good luck 0.99

01:03:16.880 yeah most likely i think you're gonna get your shit kicked in you probably don't belong there 0.99

01:03:22.680 and the people that are watching you should probably be a little more cautious because 1.00

01:03:27.180 what you're doing is retarded yeah yeah how much of this is you whipping yourself up into a frenzy 0.99

01:03:30.960 about a thing that's not even actually happening 0.93

01:03:32.620 or taking place in the spiritual realm.

01:03:34.140 It's great content.

01:03:35.560 There's that too.

01:03:36.440 I don't know.

01:03:37.080 We got books to write. 1.00

01:03:38.080 And I could be an incorrect faggot. 0.99

01:03:40.840 I don't think we're wrong. 1.00

01:03:41.700 I don't give a shit either. 1.00

01:03:43.000 I could be an incorrect faggot. 1.00

01:03:45.400 And I'm fine with that. 1.00

01:03:46.280 I've been an incorrect faggot. 1.00

01:03:47.280 I think you're a faggot. 1.00

01:03:48.460 But you ain't wrong. 1.00

01:03:50.480 That's what I'm saying, bro.

01:03:51.920 Stole that from Owen Benjamin, I think. 1.00

01:03:53.600 I think you're a faggot, but you're not wrong. 1.00

01:03:55.220 So yeah, he was an exorcist before coming to the church. 1.00

01:03:57.980 And that's why as soon as he turned the corner

01:04:00.140 before he even said anything the demon was already reacting trying to get away that's crazy that is 1.00

01:04:04.460 crazy we were talking i was talking with matt that we're never going to get through this shit 0.98

01:04:07.540 talking with matt yesterday about how jesus looks at people how he looks at uh looked at peter and 0.98

01:04:13.420 he looks through you yeah very similar way i think in the spiritual realm he's looking through you in

01:04:18.780 a way in a very intimidating way because he's operating in the spiritual realm which is where

01:04:22.700 these things operate so they're seeing yeah the spirit man inside of you which is crazy anyway

01:04:28.740 this is my story of how i participated in a makeshift exorcism hell yeah shout out to brian

01:04:34.300 of demon racers zoinks yeah he dropped the zoinks let's go i'm here um i'm interested to hear what

01:04:40.400 matt the gator's thoughts are on this that's very uh who cares disappointing for you to have only 0.89

01:04:45.640 got these two retards read your story um he'll never hear this because i'm not going to remember 0.85

01:04:50.900 to tell him i will specifically not remember to tell him i mean forward him this and then he he 0.98

01:04:56.220 doesn't know how to fucking work a cell phone so he'll never see it and i can tell you the truth 0.87

01:05:01.240 is we can make every effort imaginable to try to get him to read this and he simply can't oh it's 0.99

01:05:07.500 psychotic it's it's frustrating i've gone through painstaking uh i i've gone through a painstaking

01:05:13.780 process to make things easy for him to like book a guest on his show nope did it today did it wrong

01:05:18.640 crazy

01:05:20.420 he can't click a link

01:05:22.340 doesn't matter

01:05:23.880 you understand what I'm saying

01:05:25.500 he doesn't even have to click a link

01:05:27.140 he's got to send it

01:05:28.080 and he's like

01:05:29.140 you know what it does

01:05:31.060 it says copy link

01:05:33.800 you click the button and it automatically copies the link

01:05:36.440 and then you go to the email

01:05:37.800 and you press and hold and then click paste 0.98

01:05:40.240 hey everybody knows how to fucking do that 0.98

01:05:42.500 I just explained something 1.00

01:05:43.840 so stupid 1.00

01:05:44.780 but he can't do that 1.00

01:05:48.440 So, you know, whatever.

01:05:51.260 All right.

01:05:52.020 Moving on.

01:05:52.900 That was interesting.

01:05:53.560 Grinds my gears.

01:05:54.040 I did like that.

01:05:54.880 I did like that story.

01:05:55.940 Let's read The Folded Clothes.

01:05:57.760 I know you.

01:05:58.400 It's in the Folded Clothes file and click on The Folded Clothes one, not the other text

01:06:03.320 one.

01:06:03.540 The Folded Clothes.

01:06:04.580 That's right.

01:06:05.000 I said it six times.

01:06:06.240 I can find any of this.

01:06:07.500 Okay.

01:06:08.160 Impromptu, The Folded Clothes.

01:06:09.360 There it is.

01:06:10.180 Which one do I click on?

01:06:11.400 Wash wardrobe or The Folded Clothes?

01:06:12.960 Jesus, dude.

01:06:14.140 The Folded Clothes.

01:06:18.440 Okay, please do not dox me is in there, so that's good.

01:06:21.720 The rating is a 7 out of 10.

01:06:23.640 It's got 6 creepy points, 2 funny points, 8 readable points, and 8 fresh points. 0.89

01:06:30.000 I really like the metrics that we're using to fucking... 0.87

01:06:33.100 Fresh. 1.00

01:06:33.800 This shit is fresh, dog. 1.00

01:06:34.680 This shit is fresh. 1.00

01:06:35.680 I really like this. 1.00

01:06:36.680 So, send a rope.

01:06:37.800 Please do not dox me.

01:06:38.980 Do not.

01:06:39.640 Do not dox me.

01:06:40.280 Oh, it says his name here.

01:06:41.960 Well, first it says Israel.

01:06:44.520 Israel, Jacob.

01:06:45.720 Israel.

01:06:46.880 Ige.

01:06:48.440 quite possibly hello top raven nancy and matt with hold on let's count those t's one two

01:06:55.420 three four five six seven eight t's we have a round of applause button no we should maybe

01:07:04.060 nancy's got one based all right very good great amount of uh t's says do not dox me well i hope

01:07:10.940 that our team omitted your there it is eight these is very good um i hope that the team omitted your

01:07:21.300 name because i'm finna read it first off i would like to glaze the show a little please

01:07:27.560 please glaze the show look away glaze the show as much as you'd like let me lean back a little 0.99

01:07:32.080 yes go ahead i've been watching the show since its inception oh shit you extra retarded um and 0.97

01:07:40.020 have watched every single episode you guys have put out he's 100 retarded just became my uh 0.99

01:07:45.320 something about this guy i really like you guys are doing great work and constantly fill my content 0.79

01:07:50.160 glory hole to the brim yes thank you very much uh i don't know if you guys have picked up on that

01:07:55.100 but the effort that we make to make sure that there's not room in your content holes for anybody

01:08:00.040 else is tremendous we don't well i don't we don't like to phrase it that way no i like to phrase it

01:08:06.860 No, no, no, NephilimDeskWildProductions.com LLC

01:08:09.320 does not like to say that we do that

01:08:11.760 in opposition to the people who are in this space.

01:08:14.920 As a matter of fact,

01:08:15.540 we are quite hospitable to the people in this space.

01:08:17.540 It's not nice for you to say that, David.

01:08:19.060 Well, my thing is-

01:08:19.660 And our lawyers will be in contact.

01:08:21.000 I want you to listen to those people

01:08:22.540 when they're on our show.

01:08:25.320 Not when they're off our show.

01:08:26.600 After you're done listening to us.

01:08:29.600 Then still no.

01:08:30.160 But you're never going to be done listening to us.

01:08:31.840 I'd like for you to,

01:08:32.560 after you're done listening to us,

01:08:33.620 I'd like for you to think about what we said.

01:08:36.300 Yeah.

01:08:36.860 For a full day.

01:08:37.980 And prepare for the next episode that's undoubtedly coming.

01:08:41.000 And they're coming and then they're going to keep coming.

01:08:43.120 Keep that hole for the next.

01:08:44.080 Coming, coming, coming.

01:08:45.260 Okay.

01:08:45.740 So you guys do great work and constantly fill my content hole to the brim.

01:08:50.200 Amen.

01:08:51.080 You're welcome.

01:08:51.840 May God bless you guys as you fight the good fight.

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01:10:25.880 This is my first Chronicles. 1.00

01:10:27.580 Maybe Nephi should live in no utopia. 0.99

01:10:30.060 honestly it's such a great name no you topia you know how uh owen made bertaria no utopia

01:10:38.860 no utopia you know why because i i also love it too like you said it though because now now it's

01:10:43.540 gonna happen we're we're not making a utopia the only utopia there is that is ever going to exist

01:10:49.920 is made by god so i already love the foundation of the premise no utopia like we're not this is

01:10:57.980 not a utopia god yeah people can read it as no utopia or people can read it as no you topia well 0.98

01:11:05.100 and then that's it and that's how we greet each other no you no you that's actually great fuck 0.99

01:11:11.940 i gotta rewrite this book again damn it man oh shit i love it i love it okay all right that's 0.99

01:11:19.480 no you no you it's funny because i dropped that on people so much now and i'm like they didn't get 0.99

01:11:23.820 that that felt rude and weird they got it they didn't like it they didn't like it yeah

01:11:27.600 um this is my first chronicles the events i'm going to talk about have somewhat of a

01:11:32.760 supernatural influence however that may be up to you to decide all right first story takes place

01:11:38.000 about 20 years ago and it involves my brother uh but he spells it with an e r so this is not a

01:11:43.980 black guy that he's friends with who we can call daryl well actually maybe that is a black guy 0.96

01:11:49.380 hold on a second who the fuck let this guy back in the chat who is that oh hey xerox what do we 0.99

01:11:54.380 do 501c uh three nephilim death church i spoke with the bots about like getting rid of getting 0.96

01:12:00.600 rid of xerox yeah well i told i gave my bots the he gets to pass things so they're probably

01:12:04.980 they're probably all screwed they're not bots they're people people using up our usage because

01:12:08.900 there's no usage these are paid employees yeah but our employees are now battling each other 0.98

01:12:13.240 don't fucking wink at the camera no no we don't pay these people all right so uh uh what are we 0.82

01:12:22.100 talking about again okay daryl's a black man's name but it's clearly his brother although uh he 0.98

01:12:26.080 might be black uh at the time i was a young kid and daryl was about 18 there uh he was very christian

01:12:33.140 and smart and would always spread joy wherever he went people were doused in joy whenever daryl

01:12:39.440 was around it is important to note that he never did drugs never drank and was baptized the year

01:12:46.700 before this happened oh boy what is it uh one day daryl was driving home from work taking his usual 0.63

01:12:55.120 route when he was on the interstate his car went across the median damn i made a lot of jokes um

01:13:02.140 leading up to this i know i was pulling up a picture of what i think daryl looks like but

01:13:07.320 i don't think he's black uh here this one i mean you want to show daryl yeah we'll show daryl guys

01:13:13.620 This is going to be so great.

01:13:14.860 I mean.

01:13:15.660 Oh, you have no idea who this guy is.

01:13:17.480 This is actually not Daryl.

01:13:18.920 This is Carter, the bird watcher.

01:13:20.380 Carter!

01:13:21.080 He watches the birds, and the birds are smoke detectors with wings.

01:13:25.440 But they're also chickens.

01:13:27.300 But he can't hear them.

01:13:29.040 But he does want to wash them.

01:13:31.040 He wants to wash slash watch them.

01:13:32.780 Look at these dirty birds. 0.60

01:13:34.860 Sorry. 0.95

01:13:35.360 Go ahead.

01:13:35.700 This guy drove his car off the median.

01:13:37.940 Jesus. 1.00

01:13:38.540 What a fuck. 1.00

01:13:39.180 Unbelievable. 1.00

01:13:39.680 Okay, okay.

01:13:40.620 When he was on the interstate, his car went across the median,

01:13:42.760 through the safety cables and landed head

01:13:44.800 on with a semi. Damn. 1.00

01:13:47.200 The car was totally 1.00

01:13:48.980 demolished. But he's fine.

01:13:51.520 No, he died instantly. 1.00

01:13:52.960 Fuck shit, man. 1.00

01:13:55.200 Why didn't you read that part first? 1.00

01:13:56.620 No, I know. You were just being optimistic.

01:13:59.700 Do we have a button

01:14:00.820 for optimism?

01:14:02.980 That's not. No, I don't think that's the

01:14:04.840 nope, there's nothing.

01:14:07.860 It's the last thing he

01:14:08.780 heard.

01:14:11.420 You didn't hear this.

01:14:12.760 oh no that was wrong okay well i don't know if he's a black man uh the official report stated

01:14:19.080 that the cause of the wreck was an overcorrection that's interesting on daryl's behalf or yeah i

01:14:25.600 guess i mean if he's the one going across the medium through the safety cables landing head

01:14:30.320 on with a semi then it was his overcorrection that's a hell of an overcorrection though

01:14:33.520 seems a little mysterious after the wreck is when everything began one of the first interesting

01:14:39.660 signs was the clouds around the time my brother died a hand-shaped cloud appeared it looks

01:14:45.860 somewhat similar to this photo photo in original damn it man these dudes are we don't have that

01:14:52.940 photo i might have it we might have that photo um but it was much more distinct than the photo

01:15:00.100 that i'm vamping so that we can try we don't have the photo find use your imagination guys yeah it

01:15:07.420 It is important to note that the clouds were noticed by not only me, but my family and by other members of our large church.

01:15:15.700 So it was a hand-shaped cloud.

01:15:18.340 Like a middle finger-shaped cloud.

01:15:19.800 That's what I was imagining.

01:15:20.740 I don't know what it could be.

01:15:24.620 It was Daryl's.

01:15:25.480 Is that Daryl's?

01:15:26.240 Daryl's, yeah, his last goodbye.

01:15:29.540 The note, I'm sorry.

01:15:31.540 The night after we received the news, Daryl appeared to a few of my family members in their dreams.

01:15:37.420 oh wait do we have a button for that classic classic button uh including another brother and

01:15:47.600 my mom they were good dreams where he basically comforted them and reassured them that he was in

01:15:52.500 a better place the day after his death one of my brothers was in daryl's room he noticed that

01:15:57.360 daryl had washed all of his clothes and folded them neatly in his room although it was unusual

01:16:04.440 for him to be messy it was very unusual for him to wash his whole wardrobe we will come back to

01:16:10.000 this later all right so we're going to put a pin in his brother mysteriously washing his entire

01:16:15.820 brother daryl washed well that's what i'm saying daryl is his brother daryl for whatever reason

01:16:20.120 washed his entire wardrobe very peculiar sounds like premeditated but why would you do that if

01:16:26.640 you were gonna sound like i don't know because it's inferring almost that maybe he did this on

01:16:32.660 purpose the overcorrection was purposeful meat cavern says that peptides are making raven look 0.94

01:16:38.160 fat in the face shut the fuck up meat that's not true i knew you're gonna read that i'm looking 0.99

01:16:44.140 slim everywhere looking slim in the face i'm looking slim in the face fat in the penis i was 1.00

01:16:49.900 i was looking at my pictures from uh july and my face was very round and you never told me 0.96

01:16:56.560 in july you didn't say hey you've got moon face it's hard to tell because i look at like i see

01:17:01.300 you all the time so as you might just be what i look like right well no you you get bigger little

01:17:06.520 by little or you were getting fatter and i wasn't really noticing because it's gradual it's gradual

01:17:11.600 yeah happens right underneath your nose right underneath my microphone i don't i don't yeah 0.99

01:17:16.100 my face was very round and now my face is very slim and fuck you me um where we at here now 0.99

01:17:23.460 the next event takes place earlier this year i have a cousin from germany whom we call bennis 0.99

01:17:30.160 I actually don't like that

01:17:31.860 I don't like that either

01:17:32.980 I would like to submit a formal request 0.99

01:17:36.980 For you to stop fucking calling your cousin that 1.00

01:17:39.080 I'd like to submit a formal request 1.00

01:17:40.680 For your cousin to change his name 0.99

01:17:42.100 Are you a disby? 0.99

01:17:44.740 Are you a disby? 0.99

01:17:47.720 Dispensationalism 1.00

01:17:48.280 You look like a round face dispensationalist

01:17:50.300 He would come to America every so often

01:17:53.160 And my siblings and I would always spend a lot of time with him

01:17:55.900 When he was here

01:17:57.320 Everyone enjoyed being around him

01:17:59.700 He was around 20.

01:18:02.100 I don't like the freezing was. 1.00

01:18:03.840 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:18:05.220 And was always smiling and cracking jokes. 1.00

01:18:07.840 He had a personality somewhat similar to my brother who had passed away.

01:18:11.780 Back in Germany, Venice would often party and hang out with bad influences.

01:18:20.060 This was affecting his life negatively.

01:18:22.960 His parents, being Christian, began to worry about his salvation and pray for him.

01:18:27.000 Venice lived with his grandparents because of work.

01:18:29.140 his job was about 30 minutes from his grandparents house whereas it was over an hour from his

01:18:33.800 parents this comes into play later earlier this year bennis without went out with a couple of

01:18:39.620 his friends he was sitting in the passenger seat of a car but was not buckled up i'll tell you what 0.79

01:18:44.940 i fucking don't do that anymore oh yeah yeah i don't trust i don't trust these people i haven't 0.93

01:18:49.680 done that in a long time i got into a couple of ubers in the last couple of days and buckled up 0.98

01:18:54.100 every time in the back seat in the back seat yeah i know there was a period of my life where like i

01:18:58.840 would buckle if i was in the front but i wouldn't buckle if i was in the back yeah me too back was 0.98

01:19:02.400 just like where shit you'd be moving back here you know but now now as a as a fucking i'm 36 years 1.00

01:19:07.700 old um i'm like this fucking podcast is doing great man buckle up bitch get the fuck out of 1.00

01:19:13.880 here i can't risk this i'm not fucking risking this for some uh haitian uber driver um as they 1.00

01:19:21.120 were driving a drunk lady hit them and slammed the car into a tree and bennis survived uh but 0.95

01:19:29.380 was in critical condition he had a severe brain trauma and had to be put under while he was

01:19:35.020 unconscious the doctors operated on him and after a few days bennis wouldn't wake up that's when the

01:19:40.260 bad news came the doctors told the family that he had suffered a stroke during surgery and would

01:19:47.020 likely pass away within the next few days if he survived he would never function the same

01:19:52.600 okay i'm i'm thinking we're gonna pull through this though the news was very shocking and hit

01:19:58.880 my family very hard and over the next few days our families prayed for a miracle and for his soul 0.84

01:20:03.620 fuck however he ended up passing um i don't have a uh a sad button yeah sad button we need a sad 0.69

01:20:15.060 button yeah sad music sad yeah downtrodden music well i don't know why i'm taking this one so hard 0.99

01:20:22.480 but i think it's just because we're just getting it's just double penetrated by death yeah dude

01:20:26.640 does this story get like happier probably not because bennis had lived in his grandparents

01:20:31.020 they eventually went into his room remember how i mentioned my brother's wardrobe was washed and

01:20:36.420 folded well the same thing was done with bennis's very unusual for him too on bennis's nightstand

01:20:44.780 there was a blue and brown bible it was a gift from his dad when he left to live with his

01:20:50.600 grandparents it was unusual for him to have the bible there although the bible was interesting

01:20:55.880 the most intriguing thing was what was on it on the cover of the bible there was a note

01:21:01.160 here's a picture damn nancy is there any no nance okay we'll guess the note is written in german

01:21:11.540 So I translated it to English and the note says, my beloved child, I have turned your mourning into a dance of joy. 0.89

01:21:17.960 I've taken off your mourning clothes, mourning, and given you festive attire with love.

01:21:24.540 God, it's based on Psalm 30, 12.

01:21:27.500 Man, that is, well, I mean, the picture would have been written in German.

01:21:32.880 So not a tremendous loss.

01:21:35.100 And we'll take your word for it.

01:21:36.320 Although we don't have to because you submitted a picture.

01:21:38.340 the note was addressed to you my beloved royal child the words in the circle with the hearts say 0.99

01:21:47.660 lived infinitely fuck man that's like super super heavy yeah oh no um the most intriguing part 0.99

01:22:01.360 of the note is that no one knew where it came from nobody in the family had written the note 0.99

01:22:06.940 or seen it before.

01:22:08.520 Although some people may see this note as a coincidence,

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01:23:44.880 These two events have impacted my life in several ways.

01:23:48.160 They changed the outlook on spending time with people and showed me how fragile life really is.

01:23:54.740 They also showed me something intriguing.

01:23:57.200 I think some people sense when they're about to die, even if they're young.

01:24:00.940 for example a few weeks before my brother's death he brought life insurance which was paid out

01:24:07.400 wow this was very strange because he was not married and did not have any children

01:24:11.960 and the last time my cousin visited america he told one of my brothers to take a picture

01:24:16.900 of them together because he might never see him again you know that reminds me of the guy who

01:24:22.520 made the song yeah the motorcyclists uh on a previous episode of chronicles wrote a song

01:24:29.920 about his own death seemed to know something was coming down the pike and in hindsight that song

01:24:38.460 if anybody goes back i forget what episode of chronicles it is but we played that song as the

01:24:43.020 outro yeah and it was um it was haunting um it felt like that guy knew so there's something to

01:24:51.520 that right i mean as the veil thins you kind of get a little closer to it yeah he says i think

01:24:59.500 some people sense when they're about to die

01:25:01.360 even if they're young yeah yeah 0.98

01:25:03.320 I mean damn this just gave me a 0.98

01:25:05.400 heavy spirit yeah 0.98

01:25:07.420 feel like Matt

01:25:08.240 I don't know what it is but it's very intriguing

01:25:11.160 and I have heard of it happening to other people

01:25:13.360 especially the wardrobe situation

01:25:15.180 that's interesting yeah the

01:25:17.260 folding of the clothes what did it

01:25:19.340 say again so my beloved

01:25:21.180 child I have turned your mourning

01:25:23.020 into a dance of joy I have taken

01:25:25.300 off your mourning clothes

01:25:26.800 and given you festive attire

01:25:29.220 with love god wow uh i mean what's the significance of like leaving your clothes

01:25:39.120 tidy tidy i don't know but the the idea that the post-it note would be addressed from god

01:25:44.960 is even crazier elohim says pilo erect we'd be pilo erect and this was not this was involuntary 0.90

01:25:52.600 pilo erection yeah we thought we was doing something else today just all kinds of i wanted 0.97

01:25:56.340 to have fun erect um chat are you having fun this is pretty crazy yeah i don't like it everyone's 0.96

01:26:03.400 like not every once in a while almost feel like every time we do this show i'm like i kind of

01:26:07.920 forget how serious chronicles is it can be yeah i mean we have to pull it out of being oh yeah

01:26:14.220 it's our fault that it's not as meaningful as it should be this show would be much bigger if it

01:26:18.780 wasn't for us yeah yeah reading man what you wrote uh okay so anyway i hope this was interesting

01:26:25.460 I know you guys got a lot of stories about demons and stuff, so I thought this would be somewhat of a change.

01:26:30.300 I also have a few more stories, such as the time an angel saved our house from burning down by waking up my mom.

01:26:36.740 Was the angel, did it sound like a fire, like a smoke detector?

01:26:40.740 Well, they definitely would have heard it.

01:26:42.780 Well, he might still be black. 0.89

01:26:44.120 I don't really know. 1.00

01:26:44.680 We haven't. 1.00

01:26:44.900 Oh, no, German. 1.00

01:26:45.520 German, but still we know.

01:26:46.660 I think that's pretty sure they can hear. 0.97

01:26:48.540 That's true.

01:26:49.000 Things have gotten crazy out there.

01:26:50.580 I'll save them for another day.

01:26:51.980 Well, I'd be very interested in hearing them, whatever your name is, because we didn't give you your name because we didn't want to dox you.

01:27:01.520 That's a really, really great story.

01:27:05.060 And I'm just impressed with our ability to make off-putting jokes through the harrowing descriptive of the death of loved ones.

01:27:15.120 Yeah.

01:27:15.940 Man.

01:27:16.820 Should be studied.

01:27:18.720 Yeah.

01:27:20.260 It's a talent.

01:27:21.220 you know if you if people are like what's something that you can do i can laugh at your 0.99

01:27:25.660 tragedy i can make jokes during your tragedy um and with nancy you're a bitch nancy no i agree 0.98

01:27:37.800 people don't even know they don't know who i'm yelling at right now they don't understand why 1.00

01:27:42.540 i just yelled like that no i think they heard the pussy hurt i know they heard that they don't know 0.97

01:27:46.640 why i'm yelling all right well uh let's see it's 1 14 let's keep going we got what i think we'll 0.98

01:27:51.120 let's do this one more um okay this is the one that nancy actually suggested before the show i

01:27:55.460 something about a korean uh oh she loves koreans magazine or something like that nancy could you 0.97

01:28:00.140 tell us what you were talking about or uh you bitch we're just gonna have to guess uh he's he's 0.99

01:28:05.160 an asian that's all you need to know oh this guy's asian korean korean he's korea well i guess 0.99

01:28:11.800 Japanese people aren't supposed to like Koreans, but it's okay. 0.87

01:28:16.860 Right, but Koreans are among the white Asians, right? 0.90

01:28:20.180 Koreans, Japanese, this is a white Asian supremacy thing. 0.61

01:28:24.020 They should be allies, yes. 1.00

01:28:26.580 Yeah, whereas there's the brown Asians.

01:28:29.180 There's a history there.

01:28:30.760 The Indonesians, the Thailandians.

01:28:34.920 That's not a word.

01:28:36.460 The Thai. 1.00

01:28:37.620 The Vietnamese, those are all the disgusting brown Asians. 1.00

01:28:41.560 It's called Rakes and Snakes. 1.00

01:28:43.320 No, no, we read that whole shit. 0.99

01:28:44.840 We didn't read this one. 1.00

01:28:45.700 We 100% read Rake and Snakes.

01:28:47.500 Rakes and Snakes?

01:28:48.960 Maybe not.

01:28:49.280 You sure?

01:28:49.660 No.

01:28:50.040 Let's see.

01:28:50.780 This is the one that says here,

01:28:52.180 writer notes English is his second language.

01:28:56.460 I hope it's good.

01:28:57.600 Let's go.

01:28:58.140 Yeah, let's see what it says here.

01:29:00.080 Rake and Snakes.

01:29:00.740 Six out of ten.

01:29:02.020 Do better next time, Richard. 1.00

01:29:03.440 China! 1.00

01:29:05.060 We're going to talk about ghosts, aliens, greys, dreams,

01:29:08.020 things like that.

01:29:08.860 Okay.

01:29:09.800 Why is there three versions in our thing?

01:29:12.000 Go to the one that's closest to the picture.

01:29:15.040 Okie dokie.

01:29:15.640 Yeah, that one.

01:29:16.160 That's the one that I'm reading.

01:29:17.100 Rape and Snakes.

01:29:17.840 There you go. 0.96

01:29:18.200 You're in there.

01:29:18.640 I see you.

01:29:19.160 Six.

01:29:19.600 I see you in there.

01:29:20.360 Look at you in there.

01:29:21.220 Seven creepy points, though.

01:29:22.800 I do like a creepy point.

01:29:23.940 Oh, it did get seven creepy.

01:29:25.080 You know why its score was so low?

01:29:27.620 Because it got four unreadable.

01:29:29.720 Unreadable because you don't speak English.

01:29:31.980 English is not my first language.

01:29:35.620 You're not my first language.

01:29:37.100 Thank you very much.

01:29:38.220 But it's okay.

01:29:39.040 Because we have a Chinese computer. 1.00

01:29:41.880 Fixing up your Chinese bullshit language. 1.00

01:29:48.240 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:29:49.520 All right. 1.00

01:29:49.820 Well, let's see. 1.00

01:29:50.540 I didn't realize that rakes and grays and shit really fucked with Chinese people. 1.00

01:29:55.920 I thought that was exclusive to America. 1.00

01:29:59.400 I thought it was white people shit. 1.00

01:30:00.380 We want more. 1.00

01:30:01.840 I want more testimony from China.

01:30:04.200 From China.

01:30:05.660 Also, like, we're reaching Korea?

01:30:07.880 uh i don't know i think we're reaching people in america that are korean learn the language

01:30:13.940 i was trying to reach i was trying to reach japanese twitter but i don't think they liked

01:30:18.860 me well it worked i would love to do that actually this okay yeah

01:30:22.280 we're gonna i want to be a mega superstar in japan fucking get us i'm working on it 0.61

01:30:29.180 i'm working i'm working on we're gonna put a disproportional amount of effort into getting 0.91

01:30:32.900 big in japan seriously guys they're gonna be like are you guys putting up new episodes to

01:30:36.380 patreon like no we're doing uh outreach to the asian community by the way i'm looking for a yokai 0.76

01:30:43.080 expert i want to fucking sell out one of those stadiums in china or something and then have a 0.57

01:30:48.560 translator a live translator i want i want a k-pop band to open for us and then we just do uh we'll 0.97

01:30:53.120 be like hello they'll be like hero yeah exactly but good job we do a racist show nobody knows

01:30:57.780 what we're talking about but they love it anyway i think if we were racist against black people 0.93

01:31:00.660 they would know what we're talking about they'd love it they love but they're like you know monkey 0.99

01:31:04.240 on subway it would be very hard to do a show in uh in one of these asian countries like imagine 1.00

01:31:09.680 sitting in front of like all right there's like it's a stadium so there's 80 000 people and we're 1.00

01:31:13.840 trying to do this show to them but they don't yeah no they don't they don't clap even if they

01:31:19.020 do understand they it's like a very have you ever seen like yeah yeah rising or yeah yeah pride

01:31:24.100 they don't clap they don't go oh you hear every time something like when they're doing kickboxing

01:31:28.560 you hear every step yeah because they're just silent i would like i would like that you don't

01:31:32.460 disrupt the show oh it's crazy tremendous amount of respect honestly the cultural difference 0.98

01:31:37.380 between them and black people is insane them they're the best racists before we go on i've 0.98

01:31:42.480 tried to say it several times i gotta say it nunjo business said this show should be called did we 1.00

01:31:45.640 read this yet it's a fucking banger that's a very funny we're getting better i promise 0.93

01:31:51.300 okay next time yeah next time it's gonna be dialed in well we walked in and we're like well what are 0.96

01:31:55.500 we doing today and you're like chronicles no we knew we were doing chronicles we just didn't

01:31:58.540 you set it up you said you were like i'm writing a children's book all right right the children's 0.85

01:32:04.700 we're gonna do we got shit to do all right all right go ahead take it away oh hero india no he 0.86

01:32:09.420 doesn't say hero well i think the chinese bots uh rephrased it yeah oh god i kind of want to read 0.69

01:32:15.100 the original but i don't want the headache uh no please god no okay so we'll read the hero oh my 0.94

01:32:20.940 god friends can we can we dox this motherfucker because that's a great name what's his name it's 0.81

01:32:28.300 the third paragraph down okay we'll get to it it says korean characters omitted so it literally 0.97

01:32:36.020 translated wait wait we're gonna do this oh god okay hero india hero india is a friend

01:32:43.100 i would like to share my first ever chronicle let's go richard we like you right back to us

01:32:51.140 i i don't know what is i'll read it in your best english voice we can say his first name right 0.98

01:32:56.220 richard dick no his fucking names oh well that's close in some ways yeah before first uh first 0.98

01:33:03.160 before fomo what first before foremost thank you i guess that's a direct thank you gentlemen for 0.99

01:33:10.540 all you do for christ and his children wow dude thank you minutes killing this guy i feel bad

01:33:17.260 thank you dude okay yeah thank you man we appreciate that uh please be patient with

01:33:22.380 my grammar and english and translation because i type better and faster in my first spoken language

01:33:28.420 oh wait so he typed a whole shit in korean they make keyboards in korean but where's that version

01:33:34.860 because i do want to see what that looked like okay yeah we got to find that that's why we have 0.97

01:33:38.060 so many all right sorry guys hold on to us this is fascinating no not that one this actually takes

01:33:43.400 priority because if he wrote it we might have to check the email in his uh spoken language i type

01:33:51.140 better and faster in my oh we have like the little yeah i see the uh korean sign for his name and all

01:33:57.500 all right let's let's just read it i i think he he typed it and then did did it into english so

01:34:02.200 we're not gonna see that google translate or whatever so okay yeah if i'm fine okay right

01:34:06.380 right i type her better and faster in my first spoken language korean okay hello my name is

01:34:13.020 richard here in america in my homeland my name is dong min his name is dong korean characters

01:34:20.520 Wait a second.

01:34:21.080 Wait a second. 1.00

01:34:22.160 His fucking name in American is Richard. 1.00

01:34:24.960 You can't make this shit up. 1.00

01:34:25.980 But his name in Korean is Dong. 1.00

01:34:30.200 Or if he's trolling us. 1.00

01:34:32.240 Mean's penis? 0.99

01:34:33.660 I don't think he's trolling us. 1.00

01:34:35.000 Look that up, Nancy.

01:34:35.800 That's what you're here for. 0.97

01:34:37.340 Dong-min. 0.79

01:34:38.260 Put the boiled water down for a second.

01:34:40.860 What exactly are you even making, Nancy?

01:34:43.160 Wade-ski says Dong-min-mi-a-chur.

01:34:46.320 Wow.

01:34:46.740 It's a comment named Dong, I think, in Korean. 0.99

01:34:49.240 It's a dick joke. 0.84

01:34:50.400 It doesn't necessarily have to mean Richard either. 0.97

01:34:52.140 But it could be a joke, yeah.

01:34:53.480 I think when he comes here, though, they could just be...

01:34:56.180 He's going to... 0.98

01:34:57.420 Dong. 0.97

01:34:58.440 When they go to America, they could be whoever they want. 1.00

01:35:01.140 I know, but he chose another name that means dick? 0.99

01:35:04.840 Based. 1.00

01:35:08.000 Dick Squared.

01:35:09.260 That's crazy, man. 0.97

01:35:10.280 Yeah, look up his dong.

01:35:11.080 Yeah, look up his dong.

01:35:12.320 Song Yudong. 0.61

01:35:13.380 Picture included.

01:35:14.280 That's a UFC fighter.

01:35:15.160 Picture included.

01:35:16.060 Very small.

01:35:16.760 Got that. 0.98

01:35:17.720 I do like Korean people. 1.00

01:35:19.520 I started liking them more because of Squid Games. 1.00

01:35:23.580 Oh, I actually stopped watching that show

01:35:25.600 after like the first four episodes or three episodes.

01:35:28.040 I was just like, I don't know why.

01:35:29.040 I just can't.

01:35:29.720 I liked it.

01:35:30.300 I liked the second one too.

01:35:31.380 Apparently it was good.

01:35:33.000 It feels like fake.

01:35:34.800 Like not even when they're in the Squid Games

01:35:36.720 or when they're out the Squid Games before

01:35:38.240 and you look at the society

01:35:39.640 and they're buying like ramen noodles from a kiosk,

01:35:43.220 from like a vending machine.

01:35:45.560 Yeah, they got like a bodegas. 0.99

01:35:46.680 I'm like, I fucking like this. 0.97

01:35:48.360 I don't think this is real. 0.94

01:35:48.560 this is not it's not real oh i've heard that xerox uh who the bots still haven't kicked out

01:35:54.060 says koreans make good film uh i've heard they're waiting for i heard they've made they make good 0.98

01:35:58.600 uh oh my nipples your nipple away yes they do they make good horror and we're off youtube you 0.99

01:36:04.060 can't be showing a nip like that man nipple it's a nip slip it's nasty it's good you know what's 1.00

01:36:08.340 weird when i drink my pre-workout my nipples get hard oh yeah hylo erection beyond your will 1.00

01:36:14.280 hello my name is Richard 0.99

01:36:16.040 Dong Kim

01:36:17.000 Korean characters omitted

01:36:18.660 but I read them 1.00

01:36:19.300 they're crazy 0.94

01:36:19.920 they're a bunch of squares 0.93

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01:37:51.340 I want to speak of my walk with God and the supernatural rakes and snakes, funny enough, I have had throughout my walk of life.

01:37:58.860 Okay, let's go, dude.

01:37:59.960 shortly after moving to america with my household at a young age something happened one school night 0.95

01:38:07.520 and to this day i still have no answers for it oh shit this is for i was woken up by a police 0.98

01:38:14.100 officer i fucking like that sentence for i was woken i was woken up you know she was like long 0.99

01:38:21.280 ago in a distant land a shape-shifting warrior named aku are you quoting no i'm quoting the 0.99

01:38:32.280 opening of samurai jack and i flung him into the future that was aku yeah dude fuck yeah that's 0.95

01:38:40.100 what this is dude is that how this is really translated nancy shit this is so funny for i 0.98

01:38:44.960 was woken up by a police officer 0.93

01:38:47.240 and she guided me

01:38:48.920 out of the house and I never got

01:38:51.000 to see anyone I moved here with

01:38:52.740 after that night. What the

01:38:53.900 What? What?

01:38:56.940 After a few days with the DHS

01:38:59.100 I was placed in a house

01:39:01.060 with wonderful white people

01:39:02.800 who treated me nicely

01:39:04.400 and signed me up for school

01:39:06.260 and youth workmanship camp on the weekends 1.00

01:39:09.200 What the fuck? Is this fucking real? 1.00

01:39:11.400 This happened in America? 1.00

01:39:13.520 I guess so, yeah. 1.00

01:39:14.260 Right in front of my fucking, oh my goodness. 0.99

01:39:17.160 Right in front of my ramen noodles this happened? 1.00

01:39:18.860 That's crazy. 1.00

01:39:19.700 A foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword. 1.00

01:39:24.220 Step forth to oppose me. 1.00

01:39:26.700 So let me get this straight, Dick. 0.97

01:39:28.140 You move here. 0.95

01:39:29.500 This can't be real.

01:39:31.900 Within I don't know how long, you were taken in the middle of the night by a police officer

01:39:36.140 and moved into a house with a nice white family.

01:39:40.000 Which is wonderful.

01:39:40.940 And they taught you workmanship.

01:39:43.020 Yeah.

01:39:43.760 On the weekends.

01:39:48.220 He's never coming back.

01:39:49.800 Dude, I hope he thinks this is funny.

01:39:52.760 I don't think.

01:39:53.880 I don't know.

01:39:54.780 Oh, yeah.

01:39:55.320 I was now a few towns over and didn't know anyone besides my cousin,

01:39:59.880 who after about a week of me and his house got sent to the same house.

01:40:04.320 There's no way.

01:40:06.120 So his cousin got taken a little bit after.

01:40:09.220 Okay. 0.62

01:40:10.040 And they ended up in the same white house.

01:40:11.860 so that made me a more contenter okay which is a i love how this is this guy this guy really is

01:40:19.640 speak he's he's typing in korean because just because of the the way things are yeah there's

01:40:24.320 a proper yeah there's there's more of a i don't know how you would explain it but there's a little

01:40:28.820 bit more it's it's it's by default aiming towards proper english more formal more formal thank you

01:40:35.300 that's the word i was looking for yeah i can't wait to read more this is great between the time

01:40:39.480 of her moving in and me

01:40:41.280 in this house with a nice

01:40:43.480 white people, their 0.91

01:40:45.300 kids, question mark? 0.65

01:40:47.900 What? Adopted, I'm sure.

01:40:50.320 There was a

01:40:50.800 lot of stuff that was happening around

01:40:53.580 me that should have scared me,

01:40:55.280 but I was still shell-shocked after being

01:40:57.440 taken away from my family.

01:40:58.980 That's horrifying. Some examples are

01:41:01.540 one. 0.97

01:41:03.360 This reads fucking crazy, and I'm 0.99

01:41:05.460 a fan of it. The darkness. 0.99

01:41:09.480 I went to open the fridge door after school, but all the others were surrounded around it.

01:41:14.860 What does that mean?

01:41:15.640 So I went to the other full-sized fridge, which I knew was in the walkout basement.

01:41:21.600 So everyone else in the house was surrounding this refrigerator.

01:41:24.460 So we went to the one in the basement because- 1.00

01:41:26.900 That's where they kept the Asians. 1.00

01:41:27.940 The rich white family has two fridges in their house. 1.00

01:41:30.500 I do too.

01:41:32.060 Two fridges is the-

01:41:33.460 That's a flex.

01:41:34.240 It's a flex.

01:41:34.860 It's one of the best things you can do.

01:41:36.760 Is it?

01:41:37.320 Yeah, dog. 1.00

01:41:38.440 I got a lot of shit to keep cold. 1.00

01:41:39.620 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:41:40.060 That's true.

01:41:40.480 Yeah.

01:41:41.300 It's in that fridge.

01:41:42.640 I like how he says, nice white people.

01:41:44.640 I think he's trying to not offend you guys.

01:41:46.520 I mean, somebody else in the chat just said, Raven looks extra dark today.

01:41:50.380 Oh, Raven's tats look extra dark.

01:41:52.180 I don't know what to do about that.

01:41:53.480 They're looking small.

01:41:54.960 Extra small.

01:41:55.860 That's all.

01:41:56.320 Look at him.

01:41:56.580 He's feeling good.

01:41:57.140 I'm going to rub myself in oil.

01:41:59.440 All right.

01:41:59.740 So that also had snacks in it.

01:42:01.380 The one basement downstairs fridge.

01:42:03.500 Down the stairs I go.

01:42:04.880 Turn on all the lights.

01:42:06.000 On the way.

01:42:06.640 curtains closed

01:42:07.960 when I finally got to the fridge

01:42:11.080 and opened it in a fully

01:42:13.040 lit room by the way it was

01:42:15.020 like the lights were off inside

01:42:16.680 or the bulb was blown because it was

01:42:19.020 so dark I couldn't make out anything

01:42:20.900 in the fridge. That's a little bit strange he's saying the

01:42:22.960 lights were on fully lit room

01:42:24.840 so were you not able to

01:42:26.980 make out anything in the fridge? This is a

01:42:28.960 very Korean spook 1.00

01:42:30.860 yeah but I wonder if that's kind of the

01:42:32.880 point right like is that what he's getting at here

01:42:34.880 saying like it was bright in this room but i still couldn't make out shit in this fridge i'm just 0.98

01:42:39.400 kind of weird this sounds like some shit that you would see in a asian horror movie yes this is not 0.99

01:42:45.480 the type of horror that happens to white people was uh the ring and the grudge korean it yeah i 0.99

01:42:51.960 think it was nancy can probably confirm no it's japanese okay but whatever thank you for knowing

01:42:56.440 that same i mean literally i feel like we just immediately we just asked nancy something different

01:43:00.740 in her wheelhouse which is why she answered so quickly yeah different country different language

01:43:05.260 no not really very similar looking people with the i'm just saying like this the spook though

01:43:10.580 the type of spook that would happen and i don't mean that as like a negative yeah they have their 0.96

01:43:17.220 own poltergeist activity it's interesting that yeah people are black and black people are black 0.60

01:43:23.880 and they're both like spooks by the way around this town uh the neffville which i have neffberg 0.99

01:43:29.680 I might change it to now

01:43:31.800 No it's Nefburg

01:43:34.180 but yeah it's

01:43:35.040 the strip it's based on Leesburg

01:43:37.780 so the strip is a fake town

01:43:40.380 around it is

01:43:41.280 kind of like desolate wasteland where people live

01:43:44.280 in trailers and whatever and then

01:43:45.420 on the outskirts of that is the shadow 1.00

01:43:48.320 people because that's where all the black 1.00

01:43:50.340 people live in Leesburg they live outside 1.00

01:43:52.140 the mainstream

01:43:53.840 the main bad guy lives

01:43:56.160 in a theater but alright

01:43:57.760 let's keep reading

01:43:58.700 I hear someone call my name.

01:44:02.700 Dong.

01:44:04.060 Dong.

01:44:05.120 Dong Min.

01:44:06.580 Dong Min. 1.00

01:44:07.600 That's fucking scary. 1.00

01:44:09.160 The call was faint and they kind of said it fucked up 1.00

01:44:11.780 and sounded kind of like Damon. 0.98

01:44:14.940 Oh.

01:44:15.580 All right, great.

01:44:16.960 For the first time,

01:44:18.180 I almost felt like I was in a dream

01:44:19.980 or about to wake up for one.

01:44:22.600 From one, I think he meant to say.

01:44:24.180 Someone called me by my name.

01:44:26.660 No one in the house at that time

01:44:28.380 would have known my Korean name. 0.97

01:44:30.080 Oh, they were just calling you Dick. 0.97

01:44:32.260 He's like, hey, Dick, get over here. 0.98

01:44:33.220 Hey, Dick. 0.85

01:44:34.480 My cousin at the time wasn't there yet, 1.00

01:44:36.480 so I turned my head fast as fuck. 1.00

01:44:39.080 Fast as fuck, boy. 1.00

01:44:40.620 Both ways and then turned around 1.00

01:44:42.180 and didn't see anyone. 1.00

01:44:43.720 I like an Asian person going,

01:44:45.240 and then turned around. 1.00

01:44:46.960 And every time they do it,

01:44:47.760 it makes like a karate sound.

01:44:49.840 You know, like in this fight.

01:44:52.040 Karate sticks.

01:44:56.920 When I turned back to the fridge,

01:44:58.380 I saw the fridge light on, opened it up, snacked it up.

01:45:03.840 Ain't going to stop me, boy.

01:45:05.300 That's it.

01:45:05.780 That's interesting.

01:45:06.460 So the fridge light was on after something yelled his name and he turned his head both ways.

01:45:11.380 And that Japanese action film noise happened when he did that.

01:45:14.580 And then when he turned back on the fridge, the light was on.

01:45:17.740 And then he got to snacking.

01:45:19.600 Number two.

01:45:20.880 Number two.

01:45:24.300 The rake.

01:45:25.080 one time i was closing the door to the bathroom walking to the toilet which was around a little

01:45:34.920 wall as i'm walking toward it i'm facing the shower with extremely reflective tiles i can see

01:45:41.400 the reflection of myself in the tiles as i get close sorry one second as i get close and closer

01:45:49.540 my shape is getting bigger in the tiles, as one does. Just when I turned the corner for the

01:45:55.460 toilet, I noticed out of the corner of my eye, my reflection just keeps getting bigger. Even bigger

01:46:02.080 than before. I turned the corner. My outline just kept walking and got taller as if I was still in

01:46:09.320 motion. But the closer it got, the slimmer it got too. All of that was just within a second in the

01:46:16.600 corner of my eye later in life i found out what a rake was and it resembled that a lot didn't you

01:46:23.560 see something like this david in the corner of your eye you saw like uh in your apartment maybe

01:46:28.160 it was in the mirror and you were ignoring it for a while um when we first got to the shop

01:46:32.600 so i remember this specifically around laney's origin story right um specifically around uh

01:46:41.760 yeah i guess it would have been it was right after the whole clint thing yeah so that was

01:46:47.500 the reason that i felt as though i had to do something about it that i had an obligation to

01:46:52.960 talk to clint that uh god clearly put that on my heart and then i didn't do it and then you know

01:46:57.700 what i like about clint what's that he never mentions us yeah he really does a good job of

01:47:02.380 not bringing this up at all and then if we do manage to ever like touch him a little bit he's

01:47:08.440 like very upset about it still which is interesting he's like he never talks about it and then if 0.87

01:47:13.000 it's brought up in any way he goes i go fuck man it's really like that huh what did we do but yeah 0.87

01:47:20.880 i was seeing something specifically in my bathroom in that mirror in the doorway when it was cracked 0.94

01:47:26.040 open and um i'm just to this point now where like that sort of thing happens and i don't get scared

01:47:33.220 I mean, I get, I get pilo erect, which I've actually come to the conclusion, I think because of that situation, that there's a natural alarm, an electromagnetic field that's getting closer to you.

01:47:44.980 And my body's like, hey, something's going on.

01:47:47.620 So that feeling is associated with fear, because usually the thing that happens makes you afraid, but it doesn't have to cause fear.

01:47:55.760 Really, what it just causes my analytical mind to kick in and be like, okay, something is here.

01:48:00.200 I saw a thing or I thought I saw a thing several times.

01:48:04.080 I'm now getting the full body pilo erection.

01:48:06.840 And when that happens, like when it's because of a spooky thing, it's super aggressive,

01:48:10.880 especially on like the back of your neck and the top of your back between your shoulders,

01:48:15.180 almost like a dog, you know, where dogs like mohawk would raise, right?

01:48:18.100 When it tackles or whatever, get up.

01:48:19.480 Yeah.

01:48:20.400 And so I realized like there's a pattern here.

01:48:24.260 I am pretty sure I was disobedient.

01:48:27.500 Now this thing is happening.

01:48:28.900 and uh and then i had a deliverance session with laura baker and it stopped all at once so when

01:48:35.060 people talk about being able to quantify spiritual things like how do you know those things were

01:48:39.620 correlated you're dealing with an intangible spiritual phenomenon you can't quantify it you

01:48:44.480 can't gather it in your hands you can't maybe you could measure it i'm sure if you were in

01:48:48.360 you could measure it but um the the line of thinking the intuiting a thing which i think

01:48:56.740 is the holy spirit revealing to me like you have been disobedient effectively you said you wanted

01:49:02.780 to be a servant god has given you a job you skirted that job the opportunity to execute is past now

01:49:09.260 there are things that have access to you and the only way to fix this is xyz then when you go through

01:49:14.480 that process and it stops you go okay yeah it's pretty fucking straightforward case possibly man 0.86

01:49:21.020 crazy shit all right we have part three campus situation situation that's so funny because 0.98

01:49:29.220 i wonder how you would say it if you were korean a situation situation so this one time at youth 0.98

01:49:35.380 camp workmanship camp at youth workmanship camp uh i guess that's uh is that like a church thing

01:49:41.740 i don't know i want to address something because uh tinfoil tiara is saying uh the worst she did

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01:51:23.280 for for me it worked like i had it done to me work with enough people what's light as a feather

01:51:29.960 it's a crazy ass thing so i i had it happen to me and i did it to people um so it's like you

01:51:36.700 sit in a chair and people do this thing where they layer their hands over your head they stand 0.85

01:51:41.480 around you while you're in the chair and they say light as a feather stiff as a board and the idea

01:51:45.380 is you don't compound your hands you leave space in between each one who the hell knows for whatever

01:51:50.280 reason that is and then when it's over you take your hands like this and you put your pointer 0.98

01:51:55.160 fingers out and you put them under the people's legs and you could just for whatever fucking 0.90

01:51:59.440 reason lift them like they don't even weigh anything so i had it done to me and my head 0.93

01:52:04.360 almost hit the fucking ceiling and then we did it to my homie so i know what it feels like to lift 0.95

01:52:09.340 them to and there was like maybe four of us around so like yeah you could lift somebody with four 0.95

01:52:14.900 people no problem right but you would you know when you're putting effort to do a thing somebody's in

01:52:19.980 a seated position and you're picking them up from under their thighs and you're specifically doing

01:52:24.560 it with two pointed fingers and the ease with which it happened you ever go to like um so i'm

01:52:31.140 in the gym a lot and sometimes i'll forget to adjust the weight on the plates you know like

01:52:34.960 pull the pin out and put it in a different spot and you go to apply pressure and you're like oh 0.78

01:52:39.320 shit that thing i was lifted i didn't fucking realize it wasn't even on a on a resistible 0.91

01:52:44.540 amount of weight it even works on raven's thighs right which is crazy which is crazy so um yeah i 0.98

01:52:52.600 mean i remember lifting my homie up like above my chest like this is a hard place to hold weight

01:52:59.860 yeah yeah you extend your arms forward and you're now above it like if you're holding it down here 0.98

01:53:03.840 that's one thing holding it up here is a different thing this motherfucker was all the way up by the 0.97

01:53:08.240 ceiling that's great i don't know what that is i don't know why that works i don't know about that 0.96

01:53:13.700 oh yeah yeah it's a one of those urban legend type deals okay so similar to bloody mary let's

01:53:20.020 see what he's saying here so about four days of me being in this home with a nice white family it

01:53:25.640 was saturday so off to the bus stop to get picked up by a commuter van for the camp with some of 0.95

01:53:31.680 the other kids in the house so wait up they just fucking get you and then send you to camp like 0.87

01:53:35.720 we've had enough of this are these people rich uh they got because you're adopting all these kids 0.98

01:53:40.200 you have two fridges you're sending them all to camp camp's very expensive yeah so off to the bus 1.00

01:53:45.440 stopped to get picked up by the commuter van the boys did youth workmanship camp and the bitches 1.00

01:53:50.700 no way no way yo that's so funny and the bitches did sewing or something who gives a fuck oh my 1.00

01:54:00.380 god let's go good job dong anyways very funny dong i was so nervous uh and the night before 1.00

01:54:10.300 was the first time you forgot uh which was weird actually now i'm thinking about it because they

01:54:14.240 were girls my age there i don't even know why that's weird but i don't know how i guess how

01:54:18.740 old however old he was uh i was nervous and the night before uh was the time was the first time

01:54:26.580 i had ever had cabbage stew delicious you remember that huh and between the new home and the foods 0.93

01:54:32.820 they made i didn't have a solid shit for about the first week geez not even 20 minutes into the camp 0.95

01:54:39.840 we were in one of the buildings going over the rules and other nonsense and we are in super old 0.98

01:54:45.340 school style house super old school house style desk chairs i kind of i think i remember like

01:54:51.600 maybe with it connected yeah yeah yeah or maybe just the brown every once in a while you go into

01:54:55.620 somebody's house they have one of those yeah that's cool yeah i like sitting in them yeah but

01:55:00.140 not not at school no no and the quality of them wasn't good a hundred years ago however they

01:55:06.600 probably were uh they were so they were old at the point where i had to introduce myself to the

01:55:12.180 other members i stood halfway up and since these were smaller desk chair thingies my thighs got

01:55:18.040 stuck between the desk big thighs big thighs on dong we need to get some light as a feather on

01:55:23.120 this guy that's right yeah the abrupt stop in me trying to stand resulted in my sudden release in 1.00

01:55:29.180 the stool oh wait so you shit he released stool on the stool let's think he shit his pants soft 0.99

01:55:36.160 warm runny stool that was so warm and went down my legs so fast and in the chair and all over the 1.00

01:55:42.940 front part of the desk damn you just stood up and shit yourself four days into this this nice white 1.00

01:55:47.400 people looking at you and you shit i do like the idea of like standing up and shitting your pants 1.00

01:55:51.540 though like that's a way of announcing you're here i am here i have arrived i had cabbage stew 1.00

01:55:56.880 for dinner. I can smell it.

01:55:59.180 I was actively trying to stand 0.97

01:56:00.700 and stop shitting at the same time. 0.97

01:56:04.080 After being 0.97

01:56:04.780 directed to the bathroom to clean up as

01:56:06.680 best as I can, I'm looking at the

01:56:08.580 square-cut, frosted glass windows.

01:56:10.860 I've never seen anything like that before.

01:56:12.800 I can see the other kids running past it

01:56:14.680 on the outside, and I can hear them

01:56:16.420 run and talk faintly.

01:56:18.840 After they went past, I noticed

01:56:20.320 an adult-sized figure

01:56:22.700 walk with them, but

01:56:24.680 with more momentum, and it looked

01:56:26.620 toward the window as it passed silently there were more things that happened in that time of

01:56:31.860 me living in the home with the nice white people things that happened before and many after my

01:56:38.900 cousin got sent there after whatever happened in our real home where our family was i think

01:56:43.780 something that's not discussed here is you were taken from your family for a reason and uh yeah

01:56:51.060 how i don't think it's just because you're korean well i mean that's a good enough reason it might

01:56:55.700 have been something actually going on there that's weird i mean i wonder we don't really have a

01:57:00.420 time frame on this like what was going on is this this happened in the 80s or i don't know i don't

01:57:06.160 know how old this guy is but uh maybe you're maybe this thing is following you from that that place

01:57:12.400 i don't know i mean sure think about the trauma associated with getting torn away from your

01:57:15.640 parents as a child and then we know pretty well that trauma creates a doorway that these things

01:57:20.840 gain access to you and then they never looked for you like you just never see him again if i'm not

01:57:27.100 mistaken he said he never saw them again like that was like in the first let me just go back real

01:57:31.000 quick uh richard homeland speak walk life god shortly after something happened one school night

01:57:39.740 i was woken up by police she guided me out of the house and i never got to see anyone i moved here

01:57:47.220 with after that night so you were in america the department of homeland security came and just

01:57:52.520 took you away and you've never seen anybody again since except for your cousin 0.95

01:57:58.200 i mean what the fuck implies that they didn't look for you 0.98

01:58:02.400 or that the department of homeland security did something with them like 0.99

01:58:07.460 put him back in korea or put him in fucking under the jail which korea korea which korea is a big 0.98

01:58:16.000 one well they don't believe in the fucking i mean if you're in south korea that's k-pop if you're in 0.99

01:58:20.480 north korea that's right but if you're in south korea they're going what other korea true no i 0.98

01:58:26.400 mean north korea saying that i think well whatever all right so let's see a few years later i went 0.94

01:58:32.120 into computer science and am now working for coca-cola i love coca-cola damn that's crazy

01:58:37.060 very cool moving on up we have we have a a new brand you want to check it out oh when are we

01:58:43.560 gonna release this no no it's not it's not like we should release it what do you mean we can make

01:58:48.580 it an energy drink the stool oh this yeah this type of brain yeah let's hold on let me let me

01:58:52.060 pull this up i know these guys we're just like killing them with uh all these references and

01:58:57.000 they probably really want to hear the story no you know how the show goes if you're here listening 1.00

01:59:01.880 to it you know what a fucking mess this is shut your mouth you shut your mouth and you wait oh 1.00

01:59:05.940 here we go world and places uh i would totally because i've taken recently to drinking some 1.00

01:59:11.340 energy drinks yeah it would be great if we could turn this into an energy drink

01:59:15.540 i wonder we know a guy named matt that might be able to do it we have the power

01:59:19.120 hold on here it is

01:59:21.160 it's our uh blap our blap blap energy yeah man we do that it's a blap drink i think it's kind

01:59:32.000 of like coca-cola i'm not sure but it might be an energy drink we could do a blap a cola

01:59:35.820 variety yeah what was that oh that was just some internal stuff

01:59:41.380 that was bubbling bubbling in me i like the idea hum along with blap it has a has a theme song

01:59:48.760 and we can change it every time you got a blap a cola flavor and then laney says make it a creamy

01:59:52.880 color you could do like a creamy like instead of cream soda like creamy blap yeah i like that

01:59:57.060 i like that all right let's where was i at here so he uh he's working for coca-cola i make good

02:00:03.520 money and married and married one of my campmates actually your cousin actually that was also taken 0.98

02:00:10.260 from her family and didn't know why either what the fuck is this guy talking i hate this this is 0.99

02:00:14.180 sad as fuck i know there was three kids beside us that happened uh that that happened to that 1.00

02:00:20.120 season of camp as well fuck were they all uh china yeah i think so korea i mean if he married 0.99

02:00:27.920 them then i'm sure that they were the same all of them married one of them okay it felt strange 0.99

02:00:32.620 but also comforting knowing I wasn't completely alone

02:00:34.840 in all of it. Well, one of them was

02:00:36.640 actually assaulted by their uncle or something

02:00:38.480 but the other two were in the same boat as

02:00:40.560 my wife, cousin

02:00:42.720 and I. Okay, so one

02:00:44.760 of them seems like for a

02:00:46.660 different reason. These guys just, maybe they

02:00:48.640 did a big crackdown on like people

02:00:50.760 coming from Korea at the time and they were just like, 0.96

02:00:52.480 he's got to get out of here. Which I'm happy about. 1.00

02:00:54.220 Yeah, I mean, get those fucking Koreans. No, I mean, let them stay. I don't mind them. 1.00

02:00:56.920 They're okay. You hate Koreans?

02:00:58.940 Well, when they came for the Mexicans, I said nothing

02:01:00.680 because I wasn't a Mexican. That's true. 1.00

02:01:02.380 But when they came for the Koreans, I said, make sure you get all those fucking Koreans. 1.00

02:01:05.520 Send them back there. 1.00

02:01:06.700 We have a part three of Squid Games to make. 1.00

02:01:08.620 Kill all those fucking Koreans. 1.00

02:01:10.140 The Current Spiritual Warfare. 1.00

02:01:12.960 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:01:13.480 Number one. 0.99

02:01:13.820 Steven is coming to the shop IRL on Monday morning.

02:01:16.580 Looks like we got some updating to do.

02:01:19.320 Who said that?

02:01:19.980 That's what Matt just said right now.

02:01:21.280 Whatever.

02:01:22.620 Faces Part One.

02:01:24.320 I don't have a hobby in AI or anything associated with it. 1.00

02:01:28.260 Well, you are Korean, so you are associated with it.

02:01:31.300 i don't think ai can read korean faces too flat it's just something uh i use from time to time

02:01:37.380 to generate photography it's actually turned into a dark pastime because i will have it generate my

02:01:43.380 face but on a lady's body and goon to it actually this can't be real i'm sorry what you will have

02:01:50.900 ai generate your face on a lady's body and then you'll pull pecker about it is that real 0.58

02:02:01.300 It's actually turned into a dark pastime because I will have it generate my face, but on a Rady's body and goon to it. 0.99

02:02:13.240 I don't know what to think about this. 0.99

02:02:15.960 You should get him in studio.

02:02:19.420 Put him in studio, yeah.

02:02:21.160 Do it in front of us.

02:02:22.100 Yes, and it's supposed to have it actually.

02:02:23.400 Yeah, invite him on.

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02:03:55.360 I mean, the last guy

02:03:56.420 that we invited on, that didn't turn out great,

02:03:58.520 right, Nancy? Remember that? Which one was that?

02:04:00.340 Seth Kicklighter? No, that actually did go really well.

02:04:02.740 That actually went pretty good. And he did jerk off in front of us. 0.99

02:04:04.400 That's it. He's the only guy I ever booked. 0.99

02:04:06.660 It turned out well. Yeah.

02:04:08.820 It's the only thing I've ever done.

02:04:11.160 Congrats. Yes.

02:04:12.840 It was a success.

02:04:14.980 It was a success. Honestly,

02:04:16.720 you're batting a thousand. Is that the expression?

02:04:18.640 you're doing great honestly i wouldn't do anything else i'd just hang it up and be like hey get out 0.99

02:04:22.340 while the getting's good yeah that was my peak yeah so all right richard what the fuck actually 0.93

02:04:29.500 it has progressed to a weird state it has progressed to a weird i mean it was weird when 0.99

02:04:33.840 you started jerking off to your face where i will do that but generate it back to my head but on a 0.52

02:04:39.080 man's body with masculine face properties and then have it generate back to a woman's face 1.00

02:04:44.780 with feminine properties again.

02:04:46.980 So it changes my face a little doing it this way. 0.98

02:04:49.580 This is a nightmare for your usage.

02:04:51.780 Yeah, I know.

02:04:52.600 Think about the points.

02:04:54.260 Just wasting usage.

02:04:54.280 Just your usage.

02:04:55.160 Wasting.

02:04:56.220 Sometimes I will do it up to 15 times.

02:04:58.380 That's a lot of usage.

02:04:59.200 Why don't you just screenshot it?

02:05:00.980 To the point where it doesn't look like me at all by this time.

02:05:04.260 It's reverted back to a man's face.

02:05:06.900 And then you pull in Pecker to a man.

02:05:09.780 Also, that's the end of that segment.

02:05:11.600 Two faces, part two.

02:05:12.840 That was it. 0.99

02:05:13.560 I'm excited to read this shit because where is this going? 0.99

02:05:16.340 This has been going on for some time. 0.99

02:05:18.300 And I know it's wrong, but it has progressed to doing this technique of going back and forth,

02:05:25.060 generating from the masculine base image to a feminine one and back to masculine.

02:05:30.740 You ever run that?

02:05:32.180 No, no, no, no, no.

02:05:33.080 You ever run that? 1.00

02:05:34.200 I don't like the next fucking sentence. 0.99

02:05:35.860 We're going to get to it. 0.99

02:05:36.760 Do you ever see that thing where they run an image over and over on ChatGPT 0.98

02:05:40.620 and it turns into a short, fat, black lady? 0.98

02:05:44.080 Oh, that's different. 0.99

02:05:44.320 It starts with Sydney Sweeney, and then they continue.

02:05:47.000 They ask it to—

02:05:48.160 It says, just replicate this image exactly as it is.

02:05:51.560 Don't change anything.

02:05:52.080 And after a bunch of iterations, it's like— 1.00

02:05:54.040 A thousand of them, it turns into a fat, black woman with no neck. 1.00

02:05:57.180 And she looks like she's got Down syndrome. 0.99

02:05:58.820 But at its heart, it's still the same person.

02:06:00.640 There's the other one, too, where it keeps generating that woman that's a cryptid.

02:06:03.840 I forget what it's called. 0.62

02:06:04.880 Oh, yeah.

02:06:05.260 There's a name associated with it. 1.00

02:06:06.360 She's got like rosacea.

02:06:07.640 Don't say the name. 0.99

02:06:08.400 Well, I don't know the fucking name, but it kind of reminds me of that. 0.98

02:06:13.020 All right, let me read the next sentence because you don't like it. 0.98

02:06:14.660 Well, read the first one that you just read again because I just want to.

02:06:17.540 All right, so he's going back and forth,

02:06:18.640 generating from masculine base image to a feminine one and back to masculine.

02:06:23.560 I actually now do this with other people's faces sometimes.

02:06:26.140 I did it with David's face, but no matter how many up to 35 plus,

02:06:30.540 it's still identical to David when I ask it to be a feminine face. 0.51

02:06:34.960 Okay.

02:06:35.400 but when I ask it to be a masculine face

02:06:37.860 it's different every time

02:06:39.040 so I don't goon to it because of this

02:06:41.560 because I'm not gay 0.99

02:06:43.400 what the fuck 1.00

02:06:47.280 what are you talking about 1.00

02:06:50.460 either this is very dark

02:06:52.400 or where are we at

02:06:54.360 on this man

02:06:55.100 there are moments

02:06:56.440 that seem so real

02:06:59.280 and so believable

02:07:01.640 and then there are moments where 0.94

02:07:03.480 I mean he's just roasted the shit out of me 0.99

02:07:05.820 he's saying make this face feminine 0.99

02:07:07.780 and it changes nothing about my face

02:07:09.740 but then when he says make this face

02:07:11.940 masculine it goes absolutely

02:07:13.620 we'll change that

02:07:15.180 very funny in other words I have a feminine

02:07:18.040 face and I don't have a

02:07:19.980 masculine face I don't know if he's doing

02:07:21.740 step one like the whole first thing I don't know

02:07:23.820 if he's actually doing that I don't know if he's doing

02:07:25.720 what he said that he's doing to your face

02:07:27.760 I don't know I'm not going to

02:07:29.840 verify this to my face

02:07:31.740 There's really nothing you can do about it.

02:07:32.940 Your face is placid old.

02:07:33.900 No, I know.

02:07:34.720 You've actually gone through extreme lengths to do this.

02:07:37.040 You asked for this.

02:07:38.160 You consented to this.

02:07:38.740 Yeah, this is consent.

02:07:40.020 I've given consent.

02:07:40.920 No, and I know.

02:07:41.600 I just see that the things that you,

02:07:43.280 it's like the hidden terms of service

02:07:44.580 where you don't read the part 0.99

02:07:45.980 where they're going to jerk off to your face. 0.99

02:07:47.220 Some Korean guy is going to run your face to AI 15 times 1.00

02:07:50.080 and then see if he can pull Pecker to it. 1.00

02:07:51.740 I don't know if I'm more upset that he isn't doing it

02:07:56.640 or that he, you know what I mean?

02:07:58.560 I'm trying to understand.

02:07:59.260 And so it's still identical to David when I ask it to be feminine.

02:08:02.380 So he's saying your face is feminine.

02:08:03.520 But when I ask it to be masculine, it's a different face every time. 0.93

02:08:06.400 Right.

02:08:06.540 So he doesn't goon to it because it's not masculine.

02:08:09.960 But he goons to it when it's him and it's masculine.

02:08:11.940 He goons to it when it's you and it's regular, which is feminine.

02:08:14.780 But if he made you more masculine.

02:08:16.080 No, no, he didn't say that he goons to it when it's feminine.

02:08:18.080 He didn't say he didn't. 0.91

02:08:20.060 Touché.

02:08:20.780 He did make a clear delineation. 1.00

02:08:23.440 I don't do it when it's masculine because that's gay. 1.00

02:08:26.680 But. 0.99

02:08:27.040 But no matter how many times I ask it to be masculine.

02:08:29.680 This is a read between the lines.

02:08:32.220 You really were trying.

02:08:33.860 I'm trying to understand what this.

02:08:35.640 Well, I'm saying he was trying 35 times to try to get my face to change.

02:08:40.920 Number three, dreams.

02:08:43.020 Oh, wait. 1.00

02:08:45.480 I don't know if I want to hear your fucking dreams, Richard. 1.00

02:08:49.720 Let's go, Dick. 1.00

02:08:51.600 I have strange dreams. 0.98

02:08:53.320 Strange dreams.

02:08:54.920 Strange dreams.

02:08:55.840 Strange dreams.

02:08:57.040 almost every hour.

02:08:59.560 Every nap? 1.00

02:09:00.420 I was like, damn, dude, what the fuck? 0.99

02:09:02.900 Almost every other time I go to sleep, 1.00

02:09:04.820 depending on if I nap or not.

02:09:07.100 I think naps for me will bring dreams.

02:09:09.540 I haven't napped in some time,

02:09:11.560 but they will bring dreams.

02:09:13.260 They break up your day too much.

02:09:15.140 Not when I was.

02:09:16.280 I was perfectly fine at getting back to sleep.

02:09:19.400 I'd just be sleepy.

02:09:20.800 I will go into dreams in another email,

02:09:22.620 but you're less sleepy now because you're productive.

02:09:24.860 I am less sleepy now.

02:09:26.360 See how that feels when you're doing like...

02:09:28.680 So I actually got tired from talking to our team.

02:09:32.020 Yeah? 1.00

02:09:32.400 The other day I was like, fuck, man. 1.00

02:09:34.060 Our team. 1.00

02:09:34.920 I don't know why you have to put quotes.

02:09:37.640 You got tired?

02:09:38.480 Yeah.

02:09:38.760 I was. 0.90

02:09:39.100 I was fucking, I was like... 0.95

02:09:40.080 I think I'm going to do a Sabbath on the weekend and not... 0.99

02:09:44.000 Oh, so now you're just going to fucking interrupt productivity? 0.94

02:09:47.060 We get super productive and then you go, 1.00

02:09:48.740 I think I'll interrupt the fucking productivity. 0.99

02:09:50.360 I think I'm going to take a sabbatical. 0.99

02:09:52.500 I think I'm going to fucking take a break. 0.95

02:09:53.840 i'm talking to the demons that's not nice to call our staff they're very nice people yeah so i will 0.96

02:10:02.120 go into dreams in another email which i don't know if i want to hear from you again but i want to get

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02:11:40.160 I worked on a small farm growing up, and I would milk the goats and cows like this in Korea. 1.00

02:11:45.300 So-called. 1.00

02:11:46.420 So-called Korea.

02:11:47.820 Which North or South never says.

02:11:49.300 Never says.

02:11:50.100 I went back to...

02:11:50.820 Well, if they have cows and goats, it's not North Korea.

02:11:53.060 Yeah, because it's a communist dictatorship.

02:11:54.940 It's got to be South.

02:11:56.460 Yeah, they're taking all your stuff.

02:11:58.120 I went back to that time in this dream.

02:12:00.500 When I worked a full day's work in my dream and I went to go inside for my pay,

02:12:04.680 I was suddenly in a Target shopping center.

02:12:07.220 Shout out to Target.

02:12:08.480 Target.

02:12:09.540 The one by us has a...

02:12:10.860 They did a whole remodel that looks fantastic in there. 1.00

02:12:14.060 You know what's retarded about that place? 1.00

02:12:15.140 you go to self-checkout when you buy clothes and there's no way to take the fucking security 0.99

02:12:18.300 tags off so then you end up walking to the thing and it goes beep beep beep and then you go oh 0.99

02:12:22.140 shit the security tags are on here i forgot about that admitting to stealing clothes no then you 0.99

02:12:26.040 have to go to the old lady at the register and then get in line again yeah to get the fucking 1.00

02:12:30.020 tag pulled off what a hilarious redundancy it's stupid yeah why would you not have a thing there 1.00

02:12:36.360 so i can take the tag off myself or why would you not you just go hey don't fucking take clothes to 0.99

02:12:43.320 It's like something, something. 0.94

02:12:44.720 You know what?

02:12:44.960 I don't really care too much about that. 1.00

02:12:46.360 What I don't like specifically is the ugly models. 0.97

02:12:49.160 They do it on purpose.

02:12:50.000 Oh, I don't like that. 1.00

02:12:50.540 They have a lady that looks like a cow. 1.00

02:12:52.200 She's like white and black. 1.00

02:12:53.560 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:12:54.080 What is that?

02:12:54.580 Vitiligo?

02:12:55.600 Yeah, no.

02:12:56.280 I don't want to see that.

02:12:57.120 Vitiligro? 0.97

02:12:57.740 Just show me what the clothes look like on somebody that's all the same color.

02:13:02.220 Yeah.

02:13:02.800 And also who's not fat.

02:13:04.760 What are you really telling us with that?

02:13:07.660 Like showing us someone with vitiligo.

02:13:09.540 I mean, is it like a diversity? 0.98

02:13:11.560 Everybody's fucking included. 0.97

02:13:12.640 I know one person with vitiligo, and it's like minor. 0.99

02:13:17.120 It's on his leg or something like that.

02:13:18.600 My sister has vitiligo. 1.00

02:13:19.740 She fucking deserves it. 1.00

02:13:20.900 On the face? 1.00

02:13:21.720 Everywhere.

02:13:23.200 Vitiligo of the face?

02:13:25.080 Vitiligo or vitiligo?

02:13:26.480 Or is that the name of the guy from Lord of the Rings?

02:13:28.600 Nancy, look it up.

02:13:30.020 I do like...

02:13:30.820 Vitiligo Morgensen or Mordenson?

02:13:32.560 Vigo.

02:13:33.340 I do like the idea of cursing somebody.

02:13:37.840 When somebody does you wrong, you just go,

02:13:39.980 vitiligo of the face.

02:13:41.080 Oh, yeah.

02:13:41.580 Vitiligo upon you.

02:13:42.640 vitiligo upon you and your household yes a pox a pox upon your family and when i mean when i say

02:13:48.860 pox i mean vitiligo yeah or vitiligo depending on it hers went away though it did yeah i don't 0.94

02:13:53.940 think it's a permanent thing so you don't gotta make a fucking poster about it because it's not 0.96

02:13:57.400 a permanent condition it's vitiligo yeah yeah the guy who played fucking strider oh it's a gut 0.99

02:14:04.340 disorder no you from what too many hot dogs too much gum too much uh shout out to my sister 0.99

02:14:11.200 what the fuck man she uh she watches the show no she doesn't know she got over it though she 1.00

02:14:19.420 didn't have it she's not all fucking different colors and shit i'm not gay no more gay no more 1.00

02:14:23.820 i'm not two colors no more but i mean oh so that's interesting because xerox's cousin has it 0.99

02:14:28.740 and one of his uh eyebrows and lashes are pure white oh is that vitiligo too i've seen people 0.98

02:14:35.020 like that but it went away for my sister at least but she was blotchier than a motherfucker like it 0.98

02:14:40.560 wasn't just fake vitiligo like she was fully different is vitiligo a disability i don't know 0.99

02:14:47.820 but this is what i'm saying like yeah they do it too it's like look at this fucking wheelchair 0.95

02:14:51.380 model like look at that fat vitiligo wheelchair yeah so okay i guess by admission then target is 0.97

02:14:57.260 saying that if you have vitiligo you are disabled because like that's what i actually kind of agree 0.99

02:15:02.100 with that it's like look at this fat black lady look at this lady in the wheelchair this one got 1.00

02:15:05.400 Got no legs. 1.00

02:15:06.060 Well, she was. 0.99

02:15:06.660 My sister was dating a black guy for a long time. 0.86

02:15:09.500 So my injection vitiligo was definitely disabled. 0.97

02:15:14.340 She was faking it. 0.99

02:15:17.360 She might have been faking it. 1.00

02:15:19.120 She might have just been dirty. 0.99

02:15:20.320 Timothy Albino. 0.94

02:15:21.680 I like that.

02:15:21.940 Which would be great.

02:15:22.540 Timothy Albino, vitiligo.

02:15:25.440 I want to make a meme that just vitiligo, morganson.

02:15:27.960 Can we show them this?

02:15:29.140 Can we show them? 1.00

02:15:30.400 We're going to show them some more shit. 1.00

02:15:31.580 You want to show them some more shit? 1.00

02:15:32.660 All right. 1.00

02:15:32.900 We'll show them some more shit. 1.00

02:15:33.820 Van for one second. 1.00

02:15:35.060 Okay.

02:15:36.320 Can you do it? 1.00

02:15:37.340 Shit. 1.00

02:15:38.260 What was his name in fucking... 1.00

02:15:40.180 Viggo Mortensen. 0.99

02:15:41.000 Yeah, he was Aragon.

02:15:42.420 Aragon.

02:15:43.620 Is it Aragorn?

02:15:44.760 Aragon.

02:15:45.360 Aragon, Aragorn?

02:15:46.280 Yeah.

02:15:47.300 Yeah.

02:15:48.240 In our story, we have a...

02:15:51.100 We have a story? 1.00

02:15:52.160 Yeah, in our fucking children's book. 0.99

02:15:53.420 We keep on referencing it. 0.99

02:15:54.880 And there's nothing to plug because we don't have anything ready.

02:15:57.480 No, I know we don't have anything ready.

02:15:58.940 There's a bunch of stuff we're supposed to do, but Top is just consumed with making a children's book. 0.98

02:16:02.040 I don't care about any of that other shit. 0.99

02:16:03.340 I know. 0.99

02:16:03.920 I've already told you.

02:16:04.860 um we're doing a children's everybody keeps going where's our merch going no no no check this out 0.97

02:16:08.820 check this shit out so there's a character uh that he's there to help yeah and he lives in a 0.95

02:16:14.220 megalithic structure outside of town right right right right um and he rhymes okay yeah as do all 0.96

02:16:20.400 the characters really right and he's pretty fantastic i actually you want to hear one of

02:16:23.780 the rewritten rhymes this is good i mean this is like a i'm so i'm so excited you guys have no idea

02:16:29.980 how long he's been working on this you have no idea how like i'm like david can you read this

02:16:34.140 And Dave's like, I simply cannot read this.

02:16:35.860 I'm busy.

02:16:36.540 No, I'm also doing things.

02:16:38.180 But yeah, it's a lot.

02:16:41.060 Well, hold on.

02:16:41.640 Are we going to show them the character? 1.00

02:16:42.940 No, fuck them. 1.00

02:16:43.600 Okay. 1.00

02:16:43.920 Yeah, no, we'll show them in a second.

02:16:45.120 All right, that's fine.

02:16:46.180 But I mean, yeah, I think I should read the lines from him just so that way they know.

02:16:53.220 They understand.

02:16:54.380 They understand.

02:16:55.140 This is a person that you go to for help.

02:16:58.020 Should come off as familiar to you if you're an enjoyer of the show.

02:17:02.720 What does Gator say?

02:17:03.680 So they snuck out the back and they set off to go and Gator said, wait, there's something, there's some stuff you should know.

02:17:09.160 Okay.

02:17:09.900 You say hi.

02:17:11.240 He says greetings.

02:17:12.400 Let me be clear.

02:17:13.640 You say lunch.

02:17:14.420 He says, you mean nourishment, dear?

02:17:17.080 You say nap and he huffs.

02:17:19.040 It's a horizontal rest.

02:17:20.380 You say bird and he sniffs.

02:17:21.800 That's a small feathered guest.

02:17:23.500 He's talking about someone.

02:17:24.920 This is Gator describing.

02:17:26.080 We're going to see somebody that's going to help us.

02:17:27.980 But this is the way that he talks.

02:17:29.180 You ask him a question.

02:17:30.180 He answers with three.

02:17:31.160 he says ergo and thus and precisely to me okay he's a so-called know-it-all but here's the thing

02:17:39.380 friend when trouble comes knocking he knows how it ends okay this is a character anybody know can

02:17:44.080 anybody guess anybody guess we'll go ahead and and bring it up top is secretly trying to teach

02:17:49.280 david it's actually working really well uh this is our can you zoom in on that a little bit on

02:17:54.860 your on your screen i don't know i mean we can make it bigger with this alper no not not for me

02:17:59.200 for the yeah so does that what do you guys think about that character al perino al perino um yeah

02:18:07.700 he's our cat he's our cat character and he's a good guy he's a little sassy he's a little sassy

02:18:14.140 but we like him little hard to understand definitely don't understand him uses a lot

02:18:19.460 of unnecessary big words but ultimately wants to help yeah you decide you guys like that

02:18:26.600 al perino i went back to that time in this dream when i worked a full day of work in my dream

02:18:35.540 no he's rhyming right now i want to speak specifically in rhymes like i have been

02:18:42.800 thinking only and it feels like you've been trying you were just trying to read this it's

02:18:46.100 like a abb format let's go we got to match the beats okay uh i went to go inside for my pay i

02:18:52.520 was suddenly in a target shopping center but it was it was uh all people i knew inside shopping

02:18:58.320 people i was close to back at home ones i was friends with in school when i moved to america

02:19:04.060 teachers as well i hope i'm expressing enough how many people i knew were in this target

02:19:10.320 even people i disliked or disliked me yeah i don't think i've ever seen anybody that i know

02:19:15.220 in a target like going through there usually always strangers very rare i've seen you guys

02:19:20.740 well he was in a dream i'm just saying in real life just in target have you seen us in target

02:19:24.760 i don't think so never not once i seen you other places um i seen you at the the gay shop remember

02:19:30.240 that yeah the flat the flash sale the bogo when they were doing the bogo 0.58

02:19:35.820 both of us had arm fills of gay i think we went to target once together 0.84

02:19:42.940 oh yeah that was out of state yeah we were out of state and we were doing something and we were 0.97

02:19:49.740 with the wives and it was like oh we have some time what should we do and they were like tj max 0.65

02:19:53.700 and target yeah i remember that we just walked around fucking tj max and target so yeah that 0.72

02:19:57.420 was that one time but otherwise i don't think i've ever seen anybody i know at target it's weird so 0.78

02:20:00.960 neighbors and even people i know to this day shopping in target i look out the sliding doors

02:20:05.460 behind me and i see the uh the farm and in front of me is this store with everyone i ever knew in

02:20:11.540 it just shopping not even acknowledging me number three dreams question mark okay so about a week

02:20:18.280 ago i went to sleep on a friday night about a week ago dreamt i got woken up by a police officer

02:20:24.560 the same one i remembered that guided me out of my real family's home years ago horrifying i thought 0.88

02:20:30.000 it was happening again because this time it was in my house currently she woke me up damn it was 1.00

02:20:36.260 a fucking lady cop that ruined your life too lady cop that pried you away from your fucking family 1.00

02:20:40.540 and she's gonna do it again to you as an adult man how is this not fucking korean batman you 1.00

02:20:45.340 an adult man with a 401k from coca-cola she's going to escort you out of your house i was 0.99

02:20:50.740 listening to uh run i think by um by ai no by uh freeway freeway the rapper uh might be ghost

02:21:00.460 face killer actually ghost face killer run and um and he's talking about the cops and if he's like 0.98

02:21:06.180 uh um you know three of them are down here and one of them is a bitch so she's getting knocked 0.99

02:21:11.180 the fuck out like he's talking about running from the cops but he's like and the lady cop i'm gonna 1.00

02:21:14.720 knock her the mark out. I'm like, yeah, dude. 1.00

02:21:16.820 That's it. And this was a long time ago

02:21:18.660 that song came out. 0.74

02:21:20.340 Well, I mean, Asians aren't really much for violence

02:21:22.840 against the police. Like a fucking Korean zombie. 1.00

02:21:25.220 That's true. 1.00

02:21:26.220 All against the police, right?

02:21:28.480 I thought it was happening again because she's in my house. 0.57

02:21:31.020 She woke me up and opened my bedroom

02:21:32.580 windows. Large crank 1.00

02:21:34.600 handle windows that open outward.

02:21:36.920 I noticed she

02:21:38.440 sounded and looked like the officer. Thin

02:21:40.480 white lady. This guy's racist against white people. 1.00

02:21:43.200 But as she went to 0.99

02:21:44.440 open the window i noticed her face had some type of makeup or something black around her eyes 1.00

02:21:48.880 it was like a large dramatic black wing eye shadow or something she had a small to almost no nose 1.00

02:21:56.260 and thin lips so just regular white person yeah all just like i remember as a kid but the eye 1.00

02:22:02.800 makeup threw me off wait if she didn't have a like she had no lips and no nose as a kid almost no just 1.00

02:22:07.780 very thin like a little boop of a and that's how he remembered her that's interesting so probably

02:22:12.860 we like a little bit of a dramatic version oh well i mean a traumatic traumatic kid yeah it's

02:22:18.080 also like your subconscious trying to pull something to the forefront that happened i would

02:22:21.840 imagine you know many many years ago by this 15 years 20 years maybe uh strangely not that she

02:22:28.940 was opening my window uh she then directed me to lay down on the floor near the window with my arms

02:22:33.660 crossed holding onto my shoulders like uh like a coffin like that yeah that's how i sleep my wife

02:22:39.880 says Wakanda forever every time I go to sleep 0.99

02:22:41.820 I sleep like this or I do this shit 1.00

02:22:43.680 or I fucking like get my 0.99

02:22:45.460 and then I wake up in the morning and I go 0.97

02:22:47.600 oh and my wrists are all

02:22:50.460 jacked up yeah it hurts real bad

02:22:52.220 so I

02:22:53.980 consented and did as I was

02:22:56.160 told I begin to lift off the

02:22:58.100 floor light as a feather

02:22:59.880 out of the

02:23:02.080 window I got lifted out

02:23:03.860 looking at the officer one more time

02:23:05.600 because of how I lifted off the floor

02:23:07.900 I was angled. Seeing her face

02:23:09.760 one more time, it became apparent to me

02:23:12.000 that her makeup was actually her

02:23:13.820 eyes, and they were teardrop

02:23:15.900 shaped. Oh, so, uh, like, large.

02:23:18.340 Yeah, yep. Whoa.

02:23:19.760 And she actually had no nose 1.00

02:23:21.380 and was a so-called gray alien. 1.00

02:23:24.420 So-called. 0.99

02:23:25.900 Is this fucking Matt writing to us 1.00

02:23:27.600 in Korean? 1.00

02:23:29.540 Voice of Texan Korean? It's very funny if he is. 1.00

02:23:31.820 Would be funny.

02:23:33.500 Now I'm outside, looking up at the stars,

02:23:35.600 and I stay there for a long time without movement.

02:23:37.900 and I can't even tell if I'm near my house or moving.

02:23:41.260 The stars above me kept their constellations.

02:23:44.320 After a bit, I thought this was actually happening, but I woke up.

02:23:48.200 All right, gentlemen, I'll keep you in my prayers.

02:23:50.740 Maybe you don't.

02:23:51.980 Well, depends on how good your sense of humor is.

02:23:54.440 I mean, how many times are you going to run your prayers through AI

02:23:56.320 before they look female or masculine? 0.99

02:23:58.300 That's true.

02:23:59.420 At least 35.

02:24:00.760 And next email, I will go into more supernatural experiences 0.86

02:24:04.560 that I had in the house with the nice white people

02:24:07.000 who basically raised me in more of my dreams.

02:24:11.080 Crisis King, Dong.

02:24:13.440 Amen.

02:24:14.580 Dude, this was-

02:24:16.220 Thank you, Dong.

02:24:17.940 Thank you, Dong.

02:24:18.740 Yeah, thank you so much, Dong.

02:24:19.680 I hope you didn't take anything to heart

02:24:21.940 that we've ridiculed you for,

02:24:23.700 but that was very interesting.

02:24:27.360 Yeah.

02:24:27.600 There was a lot of moments in that, 0.97

02:24:29.220 especially how you didn't jerk off to me. 0.88

02:24:32.100 That I found endearing, for sure. 0.89

02:24:33.720 At the very least,

02:24:35.260 i was taken aback um you know who gives me pause who's that alparino oh that was a good one actually

02:24:43.060 okay yeah no that was i like that story i like that story that was cool um i don't like the

02:24:47.660 part where he was ripped away from his family as a child that no really sucks no a lot of these

02:24:51.640 the stories today were uh dark yeah not very fun a lot of dead people yeah we made it fun we're good 0.98

02:24:58.880 yeah we are good we're fucking good 0.94

02:25:01.140 Tell me what you witnessed in the dark 0.98

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Nephilim Death Squad - October 12, 2026

Gray Aliens, Rakes & an Impromptu Exorcism ｜ NDS Chronicles

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