Nephilim Death Squad - December 10, 2025


In the Graves Disease w⧸ Hidden in Plain Sight


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 55 minutes

Words per Minute

199.45119

Word Count

22,944

Sentence Count

2,851

Misogynist Sentences

85

Hate Speech Sentences

118


Summary

The boys from Hidden in Plain Sight are back with a new episode of the NDS Death Squad, and they're joined by special guest and friend of the show, Matt. The boys talk about Matt's recent trip to the ER, the new Brohemian Grove concert, and the perils of licking your armpits.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 We told Matt, get rid of your shit.
00:00:29.460 We told Matt, get rid of it or get blapped.
00:00:33.420 Now he's been blapped.
00:00:38.700 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Nephilim Death Squad.
00:00:44.620 I am David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.
00:00:47.880 No, that's Tom Lobster, the father of disinformation.
00:00:51.160 Oh, hey, guys.
00:00:51.520 And I'm going to keep my arms up for the rest of this show now, because you told me not to.
00:00:56.260 See what I just did there?
00:00:57.280 No, dude, now I'm going to put him down.
00:00:58.820 Dude, stop.
00:00:59.900 Guys, if you want to support us, because we're no longer doing these half an hour things,
00:01:03.320 you can do that over at patreon.com forward slash Nephilim Death Squad.
00:01:06.700 Early access to episodes.
00:01:08.100 Engage in the live chat.
00:01:08.980 We have a whole live chat.
00:01:10.300 Click on somebody who's saying something so they believe us.
00:01:12.100 No, I don't care about that.
00:01:12.580 No, look, Z-Man is there.
00:01:13.640 Listen.
00:01:14.040 All right, fuck.
00:01:14.460 If you guys want to see Matt get an attitude with us every so often, go check this.
00:01:19.980 This last episode was a little...
00:01:21.780 I felt like you were really doing that on purpose.
00:01:23.940 Rambunctious.
00:01:24.400 Oh, you were doing nasty things to Matt.
00:01:26.320 It was easy.
00:01:27.040 He had a whole attitude.
00:01:28.640 You know what else is easy?
00:01:29.460 Buying T-shirts.
00:01:30.300 Go buy a T-shirt.
00:01:31.260 Don't be that way.
00:01:31.740 TopLobster.com.
00:01:32.740 Blap.
00:01:33.380 Blap.
00:01:33.940 Or I'm not doing this.
00:01:35.240 We should have said brewing this, but I don't know.
00:01:37.080 Doing this is good, too.
00:01:37.540 I mean, we can do whatever we want.
00:01:38.440 I know the guy.
00:01:39.220 I know the guy who's...
00:01:39.860 We have some really fun guests today.
00:01:42.840 I don't know...
00:01:43.120 Wait, hold on.
00:01:43.480 We got to say, Brohemian Grove is coming.
00:01:44.960 Brohemian Grove.
00:01:47.020 First Saturday, Friday in March.
00:01:49.700 Probably.
00:01:49.980 And probably.
00:01:51.000 We don't have a venue right now, but that's okay.
00:01:53.060 We're going to be doing the VIP experience right here, where we're actually guamming at you live
00:01:57.980 from, which is the standard coffee shop and NDS Studios and Casino.
00:02:02.460 Yeah.
00:02:03.420 Be here.
00:02:04.040 Keep an eye out for that shit.
00:02:04.860 Be square.
00:02:05.280 Keep your arms high.
00:02:06.440 Keep your arms in the air.
00:02:07.160 We got the boys from Hidden in Plain Sight back.
00:02:09.580 Very exciting.
00:02:09.940 Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
00:02:11.080 Put your arms in the air for me for a second.
00:02:13.360 No, I didn't.
00:02:13.940 Oh, yeah, dude.
00:02:14.740 Ever seen that Indian guy who left his arm in the air?
00:02:17.960 Have you seen that?
00:02:18.780 I saw that.
00:02:20.240 Yeah.
00:02:21.580 I think that was yesterday, and I was like, that's what God wants.
00:02:24.360 God wants you to keep your arm in the air.
00:02:25.640 His arm was like withered away, right?
00:02:27.440 Yeah.
00:02:27.600 It was just completely atrophied.
00:02:29.560 I read an article yesterday that said pit porn is one of the highest grossing fetishes
00:02:36.240 for this year.
00:02:37.080 What is that?
00:02:37.520 Well, there we go.
00:02:38.620 It's when you get into licking or smelling armpits.
00:02:43.220 That's upsetting.
00:02:44.160 Not my cup of tea.
00:02:45.940 Did you say that was in a hole that you dug in the ground?
00:02:50.060 No, no, no.
00:02:50.660 That was not Daily Mail, but one of those other bullshit tabloids.
00:02:56.000 Only the finest news.
00:02:57.880 That's what I read.
00:02:59.120 Well, I don't have that problem.
00:03:00.120 My wife won't let me get next to her armpits.
00:03:02.000 Really?
00:03:02.300 I think that that's fair.
00:03:02.800 Yeah, it's one of her things.
00:03:04.360 Well, that's fine.
00:03:05.640 I don't like being touched.
00:03:06.940 Yesterday, I was here in the studio, and it was a wonderful gentleman who also happened
00:03:16.420 to be, I suppose, a sort of massage therapist and did a lot of-
00:03:19.540 I don't think he was a massage therapist.
00:03:20.900 He might not have been at all.
00:03:22.200 I think he was some guy.
00:03:23.100 He was touching me a lot, and he was very liberal with the touching.
00:03:27.940 He was very forward with the touching.
00:03:29.560 He was not asking for consent.
00:03:31.520 Consent was never given, and he did a lot of touching of my face, too.
00:03:35.080 So before we get into-
00:03:36.520 Oh, here it is.
00:03:37.440 Yep.
00:03:37.620 We're going to show it.
00:03:38.360 There, right?
00:03:38.800 Yep.
00:03:39.060 Look at this guy.
00:03:39.860 This guy's just blapping me up.
00:03:41.820 Just here in the studio, just getting blapped.
00:03:44.620 Was this just a-
00:03:45.660 This was just a random fella who showed up and started feeling you up, or was it a bit
00:03:51.060 more-
00:03:51.440 That would be accurate.
00:03:52.440 Yeah.
00:03:53.640 You let a guy who walked in off the street give you a fucking once-over with his hands?
00:03:59.180 Three is three.
00:04:00.280 What?
00:04:01.440 You got ready to turn that down?
00:04:02.820 It'd be impolite.
00:04:03.620 Well, yeah.
00:04:03.920 Look, I mean, he hung out for a long time before he started-
00:04:07.180 No, he walked in, and immediately-
00:04:09.740 He told me to sit down.
00:04:11.020 Yeah, he told David, he's like, sit down.
00:04:12.620 I want you to look at my band from 20 years ago.
00:04:15.080 Which was fine.
00:04:15.720 It was a great band.
00:04:16.480 There's nothing wrong here.
00:04:17.320 Qui-Gon saying my shirt is very tight.
00:04:19.280 I got to pull it away from my body.
00:04:20.460 I said like this.
00:04:21.180 I was like, peace.
00:04:22.740 And I just walked away.
00:04:24.340 You're on your own, Doug.
00:04:26.100 That's what a good friend does.
00:04:27.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:28.040 Just abandon him.
00:04:28.960 Hey, have fun, buddy.
00:04:30.400 I'm going to leave.
00:04:31.220 Yeah, there's all the guys who are going to rape you.
00:04:32.720 I'll see you later.
00:04:33.880 I mean, he pretty much did.
00:04:34.920 There was like-
00:04:35.480 He was jamming his finger in my cheek.
00:04:37.940 He was guamming and blabbing all over me, dude.
00:04:39.720 He was guamming all over me, dude.
00:04:41.080 He had strong hands.
00:04:42.940 So, but before we talk about-
00:04:44.720 No way, not tell him how you got him to go away.
00:04:47.000 Oh, how I got him to go away is we have a grip strength tester.
00:04:51.700 And like, dude, this-
00:04:52.720 When I told him that, he was like, oh, shit.
00:04:55.540 Like, let's go.
00:04:56.160 And he came over and he grabbed it.
00:04:57.900 And then he told me to pull it.
00:05:00.360 And I did pull it.
00:05:01.800 You can save it again.
00:05:02.360 And what I will say is he adjusted my arm mid-pull.
00:05:05.300 And I pulled a very high 143 pounds.
00:05:08.700 And then when he pulled it, he pulled like a 120.
00:05:12.880 And you could see the air get sucked out of him.
00:05:15.620 And then he actually left right after that.
00:05:17.520 It was, you know, interesting.
00:05:19.740 So, but he did have strong hands.
00:05:21.700 That's very much-
00:05:22.260 He gripped him.
00:05:22.680 That's what he's looking at it.
00:05:25.580 You gripped him.
00:05:27.220 Well, I gripped him, but he was a guy.
00:05:29.320 He did.
00:05:30.120 No, no, no, no.
00:05:30.740 This guy gripped my David for like probably 45 minutes.
00:05:34.960 As I'm-
00:05:35.460 Listen, it's an important lesson for you to learn.
00:05:37.580 This is why I let you do this.
00:05:38.780 And I'm like, you got to say no.
00:05:40.700 You got to just tell people.
00:05:42.520 You can't do that, dog.
00:05:43.440 Well, he was trying to help me with like, you know,
00:05:45.060 got to like a tightness, you know, here and there.
00:05:47.780 And he was trying to say, well, it's got a lot to do with your face.
00:05:50.960 And if you grab your face like this-
00:05:52.840 He had his whole finger in David's mouth.
00:05:53.480 This is like literally what he was doing to me.
00:05:55.480 He was doing this.
00:05:56.240 And I was like, oh, fucking interesting, dude.
00:05:58.660 He made this shit up.
00:06:00.080 Yeah, yeah.
00:06:00.780 That wasn't a guy who knew what he was doing.
00:06:02.400 I'm going to trick this dumb motherfucker, dude.
00:06:04.280 I'm going to fucking finger his mouth.
00:06:05.340 Watch this.
00:06:07.000 Yeah, no, it's different.
00:06:07.840 He was taking a lot of pictures of me while he was doing it, too.
00:06:10.180 No, no, there's nerve in here.
00:06:11.820 I don't know, dude.
00:06:14.240 I don't know what happened to me.
00:06:15.260 I just know that I got touched more than maybe I have ever been in my life
00:06:18.840 in about 10 minutes.
00:06:20.400 So where can people find you guys?
00:06:23.380 That was a hell of a fucking throw to us.
00:06:25.960 Hidden Plainsite Radio and all the podcasting apps.
00:06:29.460 Hidden Plainsite Radio on YouTube,
00:06:31.400 at the Hidden Pod on Twitter,
00:06:33.040 Hidden Plainsite Radio on Instagram,
00:06:35.000 and Patreon.com slash Hidden Plainsite Pod.
00:06:37.860 Yes, yes.
00:06:39.360 That's awesome.
00:06:39.900 We didn't pull up any of that in time.
00:06:41.280 I got some plugs.
00:06:42.440 We'll show the Patreon at least.
00:06:44.820 Look, I trust the people who find them.
00:06:46.720 Oh, I like your picture up there, your banner.
00:06:49.460 Yeah.
00:06:50.600 That's outside of Robert.
00:06:52.660 Yeah, yeah.
00:06:53.720 That's the Saturn V rocket.
00:06:57.240 Is it really?
00:06:58.860 Yeah, yeah.
00:06:59.480 It really is.
00:06:59.960 We used to live across the street from Aerojet Rocket Dine.
00:07:04.180 Oh, that's actually kind of cool.
00:07:05.540 And then you guys did a band photo in front of it,
00:07:07.800 and then you said,
00:07:08.300 well, we don't have musical talent,
00:07:09.580 so let's start a podcast.
00:07:11.320 Yeah, we did.
00:07:12.040 Well, we used to have kind of musical talents,
00:07:14.060 but we didn't get to that later.
00:07:15.100 Yes, we've abandoned our rap.
00:07:16.520 Yeah, our rap days.
00:07:18.640 God, that's the best.
00:07:20.280 What if we hired you guys?
00:07:21.840 Would you reignite the rap days?
00:07:25.460 We lost our intro music.
00:07:27.780 We'll send you the SoundCloud link.
00:07:29.240 Yeah, we got SoundCloud.
00:07:31.140 God, I love that you guys are SoundCloud rappers.
00:07:33.980 But yeah, we went and took that picture,
00:07:35.780 and then we had to take it quick,
00:07:37.400 because if you linger outside of there more than like five minutes,
00:07:40.960 the security comes out and starts walking out and be like,
00:07:43.200 hey, what the fuck are you guys doing here?
00:07:44.580 Yeah, they do not like trespassers at Aerojet Rocket Dine.
00:07:47.820 They shoot you away.
00:07:49.020 So we had to walk up, do our pose, get the picture,
00:07:51.280 and then fucking leave.
00:07:52.920 Yeah, or else you get blapped on sight.
00:07:55.840 Well, I want to open with this video here.
00:08:00.360 We were talking about it a little bit.
00:08:01.340 Oh, shit, we got videos?
00:08:01.980 You guys have great reverence for, and rightfully so,
00:08:04.940 I think the reverence is well-placed,
00:08:06.360 for Deputy Director Dan Bongino,
00:08:09.000 whom I have affectionately dubbed Dan Bongodongo.
00:08:14.140 Well, which Dan Bongino is this?
00:08:16.900 This looks like the Puerto Rican one.
00:08:19.220 I think this is...
00:08:20.220 If he's shadowboxing, that's some sort of Puerto Rican.
00:08:22.740 This is the New York cocaine Puerto Rican version.
00:08:25.300 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:27.000 I wish I had context for what is happening in this video.
00:08:31.120 Let's just let it rip,
00:08:32.240 because I don't understand what the hell's going on
00:08:35.160 or why it's happening.
00:08:37.160 I wish I knew what the lead-up was,
00:08:39.040 what sort of conversation he's having,
00:08:40.620 undoubtedly by himself in a vacuum in his own home studio.
00:08:45.500 And he, something inspires him, dude.
00:08:49.600 And he just starts throwing hands.
00:08:51.380 And I got to admit...
00:08:52.420 Is this recent, though?
00:08:53.280 Like, is he allowed to do a podcast
00:08:54.800 and be FBI Director Deputy Dan Bongino?
00:08:58.460 I don't know what the rules are.
00:09:00.800 I hope so, dude.
00:09:01.680 I think all public officials should be required
00:09:04.580 to do a podcast once a week.
00:09:06.240 Yes, only on Rumble.
00:09:07.680 It's got to be a Rumble exclusive.
00:09:09.640 Well, that's pretty much where they only exclusively do that
00:09:12.700 on Rumble, so...
00:09:14.200 But what I will say is,
00:09:15.580 I want to give him his flowers before we start.
00:09:17.720 Looking thin.
00:09:18.420 He looks great.
00:09:19.300 Yeah.
00:09:19.420 He looks in fantastic shape.
00:09:21.140 Whatever they got him on,
00:09:22.540 Deputy Director comes with an array of vitamins
00:09:26.760 and what I imagine is steroids.
00:09:30.140 Absolutely.
00:09:30.520 And they've done a number on him.
00:09:31.820 He looks fantastic.
00:09:32.840 So let's let it rip.
00:09:34.680 Let's look at his form here.
00:09:38.240 Oh, yeah.
00:09:42.060 Oh!
00:09:42.700 This is Karate Man.
00:09:47.540 Double leg.
00:09:48.960 The double...
00:09:49.480 The jump kick.
00:09:51.280 The side kick.
00:09:52.740 The round out.
00:09:54.200 The tie kick.
00:09:57.480 Body.
00:10:05.880 Terrifying.
00:10:06.900 Oh, my God.
00:10:07.660 That's...
00:10:08.060 Honestly, it is really scary.
00:10:09.600 It is really scary.
00:10:10.460 I like the little at the end.
00:10:11.760 He goes, body.
00:10:13.940 And that's it.
00:10:14.780 There's just silence and then body.
00:10:17.360 She just so clearly...
00:10:18.540 I have talked to that guy so many times when I have just been binging cocaine for like
00:10:24.740 four days.
00:10:25.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:25.640 It's just the guy who's like, I have to show you karate right now.
00:10:28.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:29.320 Like, the only thing I can do right now is some roundhouse kicks.
00:10:33.400 I've got a black belt.
00:10:34.640 You want to see my moves?
00:10:35.640 Fucking finger of death, dude.
00:10:37.260 Finger of death.
00:10:38.100 To be honest, that guy yesterday, I'm pretty sure he was showing you karate.
00:10:42.880 He was showing me karate.
00:10:43.740 Look, I don't want to disparage him because he might come back and he might be like, what
00:10:47.280 the fuck?
00:10:49.200 He's going to give you the tampon chino.
00:10:50.920 Yeah, dude.
00:10:51.320 He's going to tampon chino you.
00:10:53.160 He was telling me, he's like, yeah, you know, I did a fair bit of fighting.
00:10:56.200 He's like, if you want to kick a guy really far, you got to thrust the hip into it.
00:10:59.200 He was doing a lot of that.
00:11:00.340 He was doing a lot of that.
00:11:01.980 You know, he didn't know which way to go.
00:11:04.060 He's like, do I show him myofascia release technique or do I show him, which, by the way,
00:11:09.440 he, like, coined a whole, and I'm not saying that that's not true.
00:11:12.200 Well, I think before he got to the myofascia release, so first he opened with, I used to
00:11:16.140 play in a band inside of a 7-Eleven.
00:11:20.040 Yeah.
00:11:20.620 Well, it's been nice.
00:11:21.760 It was a 7-Eleven that was turned into a bar, and he was certainly not lying.
00:11:25.880 Then he goes, then he let you know about, like, his fighting prowess, and just so you
00:11:30.360 know, I can kill you.
00:11:31.520 He did do that.
00:11:32.340 And then he goes, let me touch your face.
00:11:36.680 Well, wait, I guess I thought he was going to kill me if I didn't let him touch my face.
00:11:40.140 He really established that pretty early.
00:11:42.680 He was trying to, like, feel out your features.
00:11:44.800 He had to map your face for his own internal.
00:11:47.480 Look, in terms of what he could have asked to touch, the face is probably, like, the second
00:11:52.100 worst.
00:11:52.440 Let me tell you how rape works.
00:11:54.100 It starts with the face, because now you've made contact, and you don't want to confront
00:12:00.660 the band.
00:12:00.840 I've actually got a really special technique.
00:12:02.840 Let me show you.
00:12:03.800 That's literally what the guy who molested all the gymnasts did.
00:12:08.460 Larry Nassar.
00:12:09.260 Larry Nassar.
00:12:10.040 That's what he did, is he massaged, and then he moved down the massage until he fucked up
00:12:15.480 our USA gymnast team.
00:12:16.920 Do you want to win a gold medal?
00:12:18.100 Sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do.
00:12:20.320 Those poor victims went on a historic Olympic run.
00:12:25.060 It's all I'm saying.
00:12:26.160 I wasn't competing.
00:12:28.080 I'm not competing for anything.
00:12:29.540 I don't think it was necessary to do any of those things.
00:12:31.860 He dominated me first.
00:12:33.420 You're not going to do your bodybuilding at fucking, at Bohemian Grove this year?
00:12:37.100 No, no.
00:12:37.920 I posted that today, because it came up in my memories.
00:12:42.380 In my literal memory.
00:12:44.820 I remembered that I had done that really gay thing.
00:12:49.780 And I posted it.
00:12:51.820 And yeah, dude, that whole thing, by the way, I always say that I wish that I had tried.
00:12:56.900 I would have lost, because Cole is an absolute animal.
00:12:59.740 But I didn't do anything leading up to it.
00:13:02.960 I just stopped.
00:13:03.860 I don't know what happened.
00:13:04.560 I think I got so immersed in trying to make this thing go.
00:13:08.580 So yeah, I'm just sitting up there looking mild and covered in baby oil.
00:13:14.460 Very oily.
00:13:15.580 You were, at the very least, you were very crazy.
00:13:17.520 It looked like a ditty party a little bit.
00:13:19.840 There it is.
00:13:20.500 There it is.
00:13:21.240 There's Cole looking impressive.
00:13:24.320 Toad is really the show stealer, though, in the gimp mask.
00:13:29.020 Is that what that is?
00:13:30.340 Yeah.
00:13:30.580 Yeah, so we had, and I hope you guys will be the next Bohemian Grove.
00:13:37.640 Yeah, you guys want to get naked on stage with us?
00:13:40.240 Well, that's what they don't tell you about Bohemian Grove.
00:13:42.540 We all rub oil on ourselves.
00:13:44.280 I mean, look, that is kind of what they do at Bohemian Grove.
00:13:47.680 So I guess it's only right that at Bohemian Grove, you know, you got to do what they do.
00:13:51.000 And that's what we didn't tell people was, Bohemian Grove is less of a mockery and more of an homage.
00:13:56.360 Yeah.
00:13:56.620 So it was an emulation of sorts.
00:13:59.420 He's trying to pay respect.
00:14:00.700 But back to Dan Bongino's body, which is definitely better than my body, I don't know what's going on with him.
00:14:07.780 I mean, is it just the pressure of deputy directordom rests upon his shoulders and is having him fall apart?
00:14:13.920 I mean, I don't know what to make of this.
00:14:15.480 You know, if I'm going to give the deputy director a little slack, you're a multimillionaire podcaster.
00:14:23.600 You're crushing it.
00:14:24.520 You're calling out all the right things.
00:14:26.740 And then you get into the job.
00:14:28.840 And then they give you the folder of what's been going on.
00:14:31.800 And you go through that folder.
00:14:33.240 I assume there's some pretty horrific things he found out was going on.
00:14:37.680 And they also tell you, oh, yeah, if you tell anybody about this, we're going to fucking kill you.
00:14:42.220 So you got to snort some Adderall and do some shadow boxing in your basement.
00:14:46.260 Bug-eyed on Fox News talking about how your wife wants to leave you because you took the deputy director job.
00:14:51.860 Yeah.
00:14:52.260 Well, I mean, I don't know.
00:14:54.240 Hold on a second.
00:14:55.520 We're getting yelled at by General Flynn.
00:14:58.820 Fine, fine.
00:14:59.620 He's asking our boss.
00:15:01.380 Who we moved away.
00:15:02.000 Okay, whatever you say, boss.
00:15:02.880 This episode is brought to you by Ella's popcorn.
00:15:07.080 Delicious dill pickle popcorn.
00:15:08.660 Show it on the.
00:15:09.640 No, I'm showing it on the thing.
00:15:10.800 Look at that.
00:15:11.860 Wow.
00:15:12.880 Did you send us some?
00:15:14.040 All right.
00:15:14.780 Harry.
00:15:15.320 Harry loves me.
00:15:16.220 All right, throw it out.
00:15:17.020 Throw it out.
00:15:18.200 All right.
00:15:18.800 Anyway.
00:15:20.480 What the fuck?
00:15:23.160 Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
00:15:24.800 I imagine they probably did break some news to him.
00:15:27.380 You know what it was probably like?
00:15:28.320 You ever see those really cool montages where they play, like, electric kind of techno music
00:15:35.660 and they just show you, like, the Star of David over and over again and a bunch of different
00:15:38.620 iterations and then they show you, like, the Twin Towers falling down and shit.
00:15:41.880 Like, that's probably.
00:15:42.860 Like, what's happening on that logo right there.
00:15:44.820 Exactly.
00:15:45.380 That's probably what he was subjected to for a good eight hours before he was allowed to
00:15:49.200 take the seat.
00:15:49.760 I assume they did that to him and that stupid Indian they put in charge also.
00:15:54.720 Yeah, they really.
00:15:56.380 Now, speaking of which, you do, I am noticing your skull kind of has, like, the Hindu dot.
00:16:00.800 Oh, yeah, you got Indian skull.
00:16:02.760 Yeah.
00:16:03.240 Oh, no.
00:16:04.680 We have to shout out to somebody.
00:16:06.960 Thank you to the anonymous.
00:16:08.600 We're going to fucking shit and do shit in the street and cook it with our feet.
00:16:13.420 Well, we've been talking a lot of shit.
00:16:16.480 And we have.
00:16:17.160 To whom?
00:16:17.780 And we can't afford a $5 million lawsuit.
00:16:20.000 Yeah, so we can't talk about India.
00:16:21.640 We definitely can't talk about the Indian deputy, I mean, FBI, whatever.
00:16:27.480 His side girlfriend.
00:16:27.880 His side girlfriend.
00:16:30.200 Yeah.
00:16:30.740 And we can't talk about Timothy Albarino.
00:16:33.720 There's a lot of people that we're upsetting and our lawyers have actually recommended that
00:16:38.140 we pull it back.
00:16:38.980 Do they know about Timothy Albarino?
00:16:40.300 I don't think they know about Timothy Albarino.
00:16:41.240 Oh, Timothy Albarino is our David Wilcock.
00:16:44.140 Yeah, he kind of is.
00:16:45.080 He kind of is.
00:16:46.040 Do you know Timothy Albarino?
00:16:47.980 No, no, no.
00:16:48.900 Give us the lowdown.
00:16:50.480 Indiana moans.
00:16:52.080 So he's a wonderful guy and a fantastic researcher and kind of one of the OGs in the space of,
00:17:01.120 you know, ancient archaeology, megalithic structures, aliens, and the Bible, this big crossover that
00:17:10.480 everybody's familiar with.
00:17:11.900 And the Bible, you might have heard of it.
00:17:14.160 The Bible.
00:17:14.640 Yeah.
00:17:15.120 And he, what he does is he, he goes and he visits these places, these megalithic structures
00:17:21.180 and, and, and he dresses unironically, go ahead, bring that up.
00:17:25.260 Like Indiana Jones, which, oh, hell yeah, dude.
00:17:29.940 Hell yeah.
00:17:32.220 Which is cool.
00:17:33.120 That's so fucking cool.
00:17:34.180 Yeah.
00:17:34.320 That's very cool.
00:17:35.140 And, and, and I've actually bought my own Indiana Jones outfit.
00:17:39.060 It should be here Tuesday.
00:17:39.940 Yes, he did.
00:17:40.700 Uh, and, and, and so this is a man who wears the Wakanda necklace and he is allowed to
00:17:46.260 carry a whip in public.
00:17:48.060 And nobody, nobody says anything about the whip in public because.
00:17:52.580 Or the hat or the leather chaps or the fingerless gloves or the Wakanda necklace.
00:17:57.420 Or his constant allusions to being Indiana Jones.
00:17:59.680 It's wild.
00:18:00.300 He's doing the, he's doing the fingerless gloves too.
00:18:02.520 Like Corey Goode.
00:18:03.360 That's.
00:18:03.700 Yeah.
00:18:03.800 Corey Goode wore fingerless gloves in his deposition.
00:18:06.020 I mean, to be honest, I've always thought being one of those like ancient archaeology guys,
00:18:10.380 that'd be a sick gig.
00:18:11.580 It's kind of the cool version of autism, which is like, he's obviously fucking autistic.
00:18:15.880 You don't dress like Indiana Jones unless you're like a fucking retard.
00:18:19.320 But he gets to get away with it because he's doing something passively cool.
00:18:23.960 So it's like, you can't do that and work at a Kroger, but you can do that.
00:18:27.440 Well, the funny thing about it is like actual archaeology is boring as hell.
00:18:31.080 Very much so.
00:18:31.960 But the cool, like, we're going to go fucking dig tunnels under a Mexican pyramid.
00:18:36.320 Yeah.
00:18:36.580 With their high down there.
00:18:37.660 Yeah.
00:18:38.220 That's cool as hell.
00:18:39.880 I mean, now the problem that we're running into is that like we immediately, so we had
00:18:44.200 him on the show, a cool dude, but we immediately were like, uh, kind of weird.
00:18:50.060 It was, it was, it was like a little jarring, a little strange.
00:18:52.940 It was a little bit jarring, yeah.
00:18:53.720 And then we meet, uh, we meet Matt and he's like, oh yeah, this guy's like an OG in the
00:18:57.820 space.
00:18:58.200 And he, he is an OG.
00:18:59.560 I, you know, I don't want to.
00:19:00.180 But I'm like, yeah, but he just walked in with the fucking, like a, a sombrero.
00:19:03.720 He's got a whip.
00:19:04.060 And nobody said anything.
00:19:04.760 He's got a whip.
00:19:06.260 He's got assless chaps on.
00:19:08.100 And everyone was just like, yeah.
00:19:10.000 I'm like, no.
00:19:10.820 Well, you know what it is?
00:19:11.960 And I'm realizing.
00:19:13.100 I'm not the kind of guy that somebody walks into, you're going to walk into my studio and then rub my
00:19:17.560 face and I'm not going to mention it.
00:19:19.280 Okay.
00:19:19.560 Well, it was nice.
00:19:20.400 It was, it was, it was a, a release.
00:19:22.580 He said there was like tension built up.
00:19:24.200 And when you press on it for a number of seconds, eventually the muscle releases and it elongates.
00:19:29.720 It elongates.
00:19:30.800 Yeah.
00:19:31.420 Something elongates.
00:19:32.360 Because it was, it was tight and it was short.
00:19:35.120 And if you, if you really jam your finger into a stranger's face, there's a way to a homie.
00:19:39.980 Yeah.
00:19:40.420 Face.
00:19:40.900 Sure.
00:19:41.320 But I am realizing.
00:19:44.320 I'm realizing that the, the much of the problem that I have with Indiana Jones is that everybody
00:19:49.760 ridicules me for like, if I wear a Hawaiian shirt, uh, what did I call him?
00:19:54.100 Indiana Moans.
00:19:54.660 That's not what I meant.
00:19:55.380 He said Jones.
00:19:56.120 Oh, Jones.
00:19:56.580 My mistake.
00:19:56.960 Uh, and, and I get ridiculed for the most innocuous of things, my shirt off, getting
00:20:03.180 oiled up on stage, you know, things of that nature, but he's allowed to walk around publicly
00:20:08.380 with the Wakanda necklace.
00:20:09.760 And I, and my thing really is, and I see Matt, there's a lot of people that are fans.
00:20:13.760 There's a lot of people that are fans of Indiana Moans.
00:20:15.880 We're just having a conversation.
00:20:16.900 Don't worry about it.
00:20:17.880 I'm just saying, you can't see him.
00:20:20.080 He said, all I'm saying is that I couldn't pull it off.
00:20:23.060 And I think what that speaks to is a degree of jealousy that I'm trying to come to terms
00:20:26.480 with.
00:20:27.500 Right.
00:20:28.040 Well, you just have to, you have to commit to the bit.
00:20:30.620 Cause I'm sure everyone made fun of him.
00:20:32.220 Like the first week you do that, you're going to catch a lot of shit.
00:20:35.260 Yeah.
00:20:35.440 But eventually at some point, everyone just kind of recognizes like, oh, that's the
00:20:38.760 fucking guy.
00:20:40.000 He's not going to stop.
00:20:42.980 That's who he is.
00:20:44.140 It's iconic in a sense.
00:20:45.700 Yeah.
00:20:46.020 Yeah.
00:20:46.180 It's in a pathetic way.
00:20:47.220 He did a conference not long ago.
00:20:49.580 You're kind of wearing his color scheme right now.
00:20:51.380 Well, I am because I've been inspired and he's doing this conference and he, I remember
00:20:56.480 cause at the beginning of the conference, he steps on stage, they gave him a water bottle.
00:20:59.560 Right.
00:21:00.360 And as he's done doing the talk, did he open it with his whip?
00:21:03.220 No, he didn't do it.
00:21:04.020 He didn't do that.
00:21:04.660 But what he did do is he left it on the stool.
00:21:06.340 And when he went and sat over on the thing, he realized it.
00:21:09.140 And then he went and he snapped it over to him from across the stage.
00:21:12.780 No way.
00:21:13.440 And guess what?
00:21:15.060 Nobody said anything.
00:21:16.380 Nobody made any noise.
00:21:18.040 Nobody, nobody even really made eye contact with him.
00:21:20.860 And I just said, what a wonderful thing it is to carve out that kind of a space for yourself.
00:21:25.320 This is disrespectful.
00:21:26.460 I'm about to show you guys an image that I cannot believe is real.
00:21:29.460 Go ahead.
00:21:29.860 Let's see it.
00:21:30.320 I want to see it.
00:21:30.800 What is it?
00:21:31.360 I'm excited.
00:21:31.920 It's my favorite types.
00:21:33.840 Is this true?
00:21:34.680 What is this?
00:21:35.740 Did you make this?
00:21:36.600 No.
00:21:36.900 Stories from a real Indiana Jones, you motherfuckers.
00:21:41.060 I'm sitting there with a known Jew, Michael Knowles.
00:21:44.360 Shout out, shout out, Michael Knowles.
00:21:46.640 But wait, do you think, is he going around pitching himself as Indiana Jones or did what's
00:21:52.020 his face?
00:21:52.920 Look, this is from the Daily Wire.
00:21:55.500 But was he bestowed this nickname or is it something he forces upon everyone he interacts
00:22:00.440 with?
00:22:00.540 Were you dressed like the job that you want?
00:22:02.460 I think that it's very much like how that guy came in yesterday and just started rubbing
00:22:07.160 You just start rubbing.
00:22:08.540 That's true.
00:22:10.560 Well, if you act confident enough, people are just like, well, I mean, he guess he knows
00:22:15.500 what he's doing.
00:22:16.240 Yeah.
00:22:16.360 He's a professional archaeologist.
00:22:17.900 Of course, he dresses like that.
00:22:19.180 Yeah.
00:22:19.880 Well, the thing is, when he starts talking to you, go like, oh, this guy knows his shit.
00:22:24.100 Like he knows his shit.
00:22:24.960 He's not he's not a guy that's like, you know, making things up.
00:22:27.760 He's done an incredible amount of research.
00:22:29.960 And I like how we do this thing that we like.
00:22:31.960 We're sliding into disrespect and out of somebody who we actually might have to meet
00:22:36.840 in real life.
00:22:37.620 We might have to meet him.
00:22:40.400 He's going to bring a whip.
00:22:42.020 And I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do if this guy just starts whipping me.
00:22:47.840 I don't know, man.
00:22:48.860 I think what we need to do is in this.
00:22:50.740 Show him your grip strength.
00:22:51.920 I'm going to show him my grip strength.
00:22:53.320 I'll send him back.
00:22:53.940 I don't know, man.
00:22:55.320 These characters, they get into our space, our, you know, like a Stephen Greer, who we've
00:23:02.320 learned a lot about because of you guys.
00:23:05.400 Don't talk about Ernesto.
00:23:06.460 And, and, and it's, it's fascinating because these characters, they are dealing in fascinating
00:23:14.840 information, whether or not you believe them on everything.
00:23:16.920 Some would say facts.
00:23:18.080 Facts.
00:23:18.500 Some facts.
00:23:18.920 Maybe some facts loosely with the facts.
00:23:21.180 And, and, uh, uh, but they all have like these really egregious, um, they're really fucking
00:23:28.940 gay.
00:23:29.420 Yeah.
00:23:29.880 They're all just really fucking gay.
00:23:31.640 I think what it is, I've talked about my sort of theory of crazy people, which is, I
00:23:36.320 think they're so used to when they share these ideas, everyone points and laughs because they
00:23:40.040 sound fucking nuts.
00:23:41.120 So they try and present themselves in like a very serious fashion to kind of combat that.
00:23:46.260 But in doing so, it makes them even gayer.
00:23:48.320 Well, so it's sort of like a, a self-fulfilling prophecy type of deal.
00:23:51.860 We actually lost one of our favorite people.
00:23:54.480 Oh my God.
00:23:55.220 Our dear friend.
00:23:56.660 And your jobs.
00:23:58.880 Well, yeah, that too.
00:24:02.560 One of our favorite jobs.
00:24:04.160 How we feed ourselves and pay rent.
00:24:06.540 Yeah.
00:24:06.960 I'm going to live off the government goal for a few months.
00:24:09.620 Yeah.
00:24:10.940 Yeah.
00:24:11.600 But no, we lost one of our dear friends and a hero of the UFO community, uh, James Rink.
00:24:16.860 Are you guys familiar with a super soldier talk and wait, hold on.
00:24:21.540 I have something.
00:24:22.320 Okay.
00:24:22.720 Pull up James Rink's Instagram.
00:24:24.820 Yeah.
00:24:25.040 We have to show that.
00:24:25.860 But James, unfortunately, seriously did pass away a few days ago.
00:24:29.560 He died.
00:24:30.280 He said, well, he didn't say it.
00:24:32.740 He's fucking dead.
00:24:33.720 But from in the grave, uh, they said he had a super soldier conference in Florida a few
00:24:40.640 months ago and he apparently got, yeah, yeah.
00:24:43.300 Play, play.
00:24:44.100 No, this is a dance studio.
00:24:47.540 Yeah.
00:24:48.060 It sure is.
00:24:48.860 James Rink loved two things in life.
00:24:51.240 Super soldiers and hip hop dance.
00:24:54.320 And for some reason, he always learned the girl parts of the dance.
00:24:58.000 Yeah.
00:24:58.280 Watching the comments, the cryptid huntress.
00:25:02.380 So again, shout out to the cryptid huntress.
00:25:04.300 My dude's legit in the community.
00:25:06.040 Honestly, he's very good.
00:25:07.260 But, uh, you know, he's, he's, um, it is a little feminine.
00:25:11.580 What do you think is grip strength?
00:25:12.680 Not a lot.
00:25:13.760 Real.
00:25:14.460 I'm thinking.
00:25:15.260 I don't know that corpses can.
00:25:17.080 Yeah.
00:25:19.860 We're disparaging a dead man on this show.
00:25:22.320 20.
00:25:22.580 It's 25 minutes in and we're disparaging the dead.
00:25:25.040 Well, I do have very good news.
00:25:26.880 James Rink, he himself was a super soldier and a member of the my lab.
00:25:30.200 And he does have control of a neo.
00:25:33.420 No, I think he can still, he had a neo.
00:25:35.380 Procanium time cube.
00:25:36.980 Yes.
00:25:37.420 That he can use to travel forward and backwards in time.
00:25:40.020 So I imagine he'll reappear like the Christ in the coming days.
00:25:43.600 That'd be so fucking cool, dude.
00:25:45.180 Wait, wait.
00:25:45.840 So, so he, he is a super soldier and, and look, there's a lot of, I would imagine that the government,
00:25:52.340 hell yeah, dude, it kind of looks like one, right?
00:25:54.540 Um, I would have.
00:25:56.100 Do you think he was programmed with these moves or like, did he learn them after?
00:25:58.560 If we can dig it up, would we be able to put these moves on a USB?
00:26:05.300 I would love to learn hip hop dance.
00:26:07.160 Can we do that for Bohemian Grove?
00:26:09.540 Absolutely not, dude.
00:26:10.660 We're going to learn hip hop dance.
00:26:12.160 Do the dance competition?
00:26:13.600 That would go hard as hell.
00:26:14.920 That would be amazing.
00:26:15.900 Uh, so, so I don't have any doubts that the government has made quite an effort to, you
00:26:22.200 know, manufacture some super soldier serums.
00:26:25.140 Why wouldn't you, right?
00:26:25.920 It's like, how do we make these army infantry nerds stronger and more, uh, effective and
00:26:32.380 geez, man.
00:26:34.260 And, uh, you know, maybe they did, maybe they injected him and then he was, uh, he given
00:26:38.920 the spirit of hip hop dance.
00:26:40.340 It just makes me want to dance.
00:26:41.540 I just want to dance.
00:26:42.040 The bigger issue with the James and I found this, someone sent me a picture of him.
00:26:47.240 He tried to go to a med bed to save his life, unfortunately.
00:26:50.540 And he had severe ascites, which is something I've only seen from other alcoholics who are
00:26:55.640 about to die, which is like where your liver has failed and your heart is failing and you
00:27:00.220 just retain water.
00:27:01.600 So you have like this big bulbous point being, if anyone in the audience has that going on,
00:27:07.020 go to a fucking doctor.
00:27:08.320 The med bed will not.
00:27:09.360 If anybody is bloating.
00:27:09.780 Yes.
00:27:10.960 He died.
00:27:11.760 Hey, let's dance.
00:27:14.380 Look at, look at this.
00:27:15.500 He's so sassy.
00:27:17.600 He is very sassy.
00:27:19.260 In some of the videos, there's like a black lady in the background going like, you go,
00:27:23.720 James.
00:27:24.240 You go, James.
00:27:24.920 Get it, James.
00:27:26.260 There's nothing better than a sassy, fat black woman to hype you up.
00:27:30.660 Yes.
00:27:31.000 Well, I mean, it's just clear.
00:27:32.100 That's who was teaching him how to dance was just like black women.
00:27:34.960 And they were teaching him the lady dances.
00:27:36.680 Yeah.
00:27:37.060 There's a lot of parts where he like rubs his chest or does the hip shit.
00:27:40.280 And it's like, James, you're not supposed to be.
00:27:42.100 No, no.
00:27:42.900 Imagine being like a government spook who's like running this operation and you're injecting
00:27:47.160 all these people and you have to take notes about them.
00:27:49.280 And it's like subject number 783 test subject fails, becomes addicted to dance.
00:27:56.360 Just an outlier on the patterns.
00:28:02.140 You just put that one over to the side and go for future posterity.
00:28:05.460 We're going to study that one.
00:28:06.540 There's a specific amount of heavy metal that you can put into a vaccine.
00:28:10.720 When heavy metal becomes hip hop, is that good?
00:28:12.960 Yeah.
00:28:14.360 New metal.
00:28:15.240 Let's rock them, man.
00:28:16.720 One good part of the job.
00:28:17.740 So what ended up killing him?
00:28:21.260 This feels good, man.
00:28:21.280 This feels good.
00:28:22.040 I know.
00:28:22.500 I like it just being silly sometimes.
00:28:24.020 Just playing at this dead guy dance.
00:28:27.500 R.I.P. dude.
00:28:28.500 Yeah.
00:28:28.720 R.I.P.
00:28:29.100 The thing that killed him was the complete liver failure.
00:28:33.180 And he had an ejection fraction of like 50%, which means his heart was like just not working.
00:28:38.900 He was all fucked up.
00:28:40.060 Do you think this is from alcoholism or is it from the side effects of a super soldier serum?
00:28:47.220 No, to be very clear, I never said he was an alcoholic.
00:28:50.460 I said the only time I've ever seen that is an alcoholic.
00:28:53.880 But I think he had Graves disease, which, again, very treatable if you just take medication.
00:29:00.280 But the medication is from the Jews, so you can't do that.
00:29:03.600 And to only the Jews do not.
00:29:04.420 He's got in the Graves.
00:29:06.660 In the Graves disease.
00:29:08.100 That's the only way to show it to the Jews is I'm going to fucking die of cancer.
00:29:13.640 Yeah.
00:29:13.880 If you want to stick it to the man, just die of liver failure.
00:29:17.100 Just die of liver failure.
00:29:18.740 And dance all the way up until your final moment.
00:29:22.320 Take that, Eli Lilly.
00:29:23.840 I hope they put video of him like dancing in front of his tombstone.
00:29:28.060 Did we?
00:29:28.880 Oh my God.
00:29:30.020 They disappeared.
00:29:31.280 Oh no.
00:29:31.740 It's a solo show now, everyone.
00:29:34.380 Is it still live?
00:29:35.200 Let me do some more dance.
00:29:36.440 We pressed the wrong button, but it looked like we just said, you know what, dude, this
00:29:41.880 is fucking too much.
00:29:44.040 It was too, too harsh.
00:29:47.600 I have nothing for them to take.
00:29:49.220 Sue me, dude.
00:29:49.980 Fucking sue me.
00:29:51.620 I am dying to represent myself in court.
00:29:54.420 Yeah.
00:29:56.040 Have you guys ever heard of...
00:29:59.880 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:30:00.720 We're not done with this guy.
00:30:01.640 Okay.
00:30:01.980 All right.
00:30:02.200 That's fine.
00:30:02.600 I'm going to find somebody.
00:30:03.380 How does he come across your radar?
00:30:05.760 Oh, there's a sassy black woman in the back.
00:30:07.960 So I think I found him just from searching for like interviews with other super soldiers.
00:30:13.320 He does have a great YouTube channel.
00:30:14.840 Yes.
00:30:15.040 Very extensive.
00:30:15.900 But I think he did an interview with Tony Rodriguez or someone, one of those guys, another
00:30:20.560 Mars colony super soldier.
00:30:22.820 And quickly, James became the star of the show to me, especially after someone sent me his
00:30:28.700 Instagram.
00:30:29.100 Yeah.
00:30:29.820 But that's how we kind of crossed our radar.
00:30:32.980 So we've watched a lot of his content and mocked him.
00:30:35.860 Well, the problem is so many of our weirdos, our space weirdos keep dying.
00:30:40.820 This is like the fifth one we've had die.
00:30:42.680 Yeah.
00:30:42.920 This is the problem.
00:30:43.800 A lot of these guys, when they see us criticizing them, they start thinking we're like CIA plants,
00:30:48.740 which would seem more ridiculous, had 40% of the people we covered not died in mysterious
00:30:54.940 circumstances.
00:30:55.500 We almost lost another one.
00:30:57.380 Our dear Lois Vogelsharp, who's the rapping prophet, was in a horrific car accident and
00:31:03.440 like almost got her head impaled with a spike.
00:31:06.460 Yeah.
00:31:06.680 She's like a New York...
00:31:07.740 Who is it, Lois Vogelfart?
00:31:09.280 Lois?
00:31:10.580 Close.
00:31:11.580 Vogelsharp.
00:31:12.500 V-O-G-E-L.
00:31:13.780 Yeah, she rules.
00:31:15.320 She gets a prophecy that she does like spoken word rap.
00:31:19.160 Yeah.
00:31:19.420 God speaks to her exclusively in bars.
00:31:22.340 Yeah.
00:31:22.640 Hell yeah.
00:31:23.160 She rules.
00:31:23.520 She rules.
00:31:24.720 It's...
00:31:25.480 She has lots of videos.
00:31:26.180 I'm looking at her now.
00:31:27.060 She's a wonderful looking...
00:31:28.740 An aggard, yeah.
00:31:29.740 Ghoul.
00:31:30.180 Well...
00:31:30.740 An aggard thing at all seems really nice.
00:31:35.000 Yeah, I'm sure.
00:31:35.580 She's great.
00:31:36.100 We love her.
00:31:36.540 But we checked in with her a few weeks ago and like her hand was just in a full cast and
00:31:40.580 she had like black eyes and shit.
00:31:42.380 And she just started talking about how they were...
00:31:45.600 Yes, grief disease.
00:31:48.180 Almost.
00:31:48.840 She almost was in the grave, but they were like...
00:31:51.120 Some family came to visit their ranch and they were in like their...
00:31:54.260 I don't know.
00:31:54.740 We should set this up.
00:31:55.920 She used to live in New York.
00:31:57.880 The end times are nigh.
00:31:59.520 So she moved to Texas to create a church where she will kind of...
00:32:03.840 David Koresh ride out the apocalypse in her compound.
00:32:07.360 And they were riding around one of those little like four-wheeler things.
00:32:10.060 And her husband, Gary, unfortunately, like the brakes got cut on the machine and he drove
00:32:15.660 them straight into...
00:32:16.520 Gary, very smart man.
00:32:18.440 In order to stop the car, he drove it straight into a tree.
00:32:22.600 Instead of doing literally anything else, he just fucking crashed into an oak tree.
00:32:27.160 And almost killed everyone.
00:32:28.500 They had to like...
00:32:29.280 The airlift...
00:32:29.740 Anything?
00:32:30.500 Yeah.
00:32:31.120 Yeah.
00:32:31.600 They had airlift them out.
00:32:32.700 What's the average lifespan for the people that you're following?
00:32:36.020 Yeah, dude.
00:32:36.360 It seems like they're all facing early demise.
00:32:40.640 We had...
00:32:41.120 Let's see.
00:32:41.460 Who died first?
00:32:42.700 I think...
00:32:43.160 Rap the News.
00:32:43.800 Rap the News.
00:32:44.820 Oh, God.
00:32:45.420 Rap...
00:32:45.700 Well, he wasn't...
00:32:46.420 Was he...
00:32:46.920 He wasn't really a rapper.
00:32:48.020 He was just a black guy who hated everyone.
00:32:50.220 Yeah.
00:32:50.480 Are these from your SoundCloud community?
00:32:53.300 Like, I don't know.
00:32:53.800 How are you finding these people?
00:32:55.860 I found Rap the News by Googling Black Conspiracy Guy on YouTube.
00:33:01.360 Hell yeah.
00:33:01.880 I found Rap the News and Brother Bobby Hammett, who is fucking the goat.
00:33:06.740 He rules.
00:33:07.220 He's also dead.
00:33:08.200 Rap the News, though.
00:33:09.320 He was a guy in Compton.
00:33:11.400 Yeah.
00:33:11.800 Who...
00:33:12.200 He would just...
00:33:12.800 He would go outside with a camera.
00:33:14.280 He would post like nine or ten videos a day on YouTube.
00:33:17.040 Yeah.
00:33:17.480 And he thought...
00:33:18.360 He thought the sun...
00:33:19.760 Or no, he thought the moon was Nibiru.
00:33:22.300 So he would go out and he'd just film the moon and like talk about it.
00:33:25.100 Talk to himself about it.
00:33:26.020 The moon or any time there was a sunset, he'd be like, that's Nibiru coming.
00:33:29.820 You could see the red iron oxide.
00:33:32.100 Yes.
00:33:32.280 He was convinced red iron oxide would be the death of us all.
00:33:34.840 But my favorite thing he did is in Compton, he just started digging a bunker in his backyard.
00:33:40.700 Hell yeah.
00:33:41.060 Like he tried to build...
00:33:42.180 Just in the middle of Compton, he tried to build an apocalypse bunker.
00:33:45.920 And literally, it's just a hole in the ground with like two by fours holding it up.
00:33:49.640 It was probably a foot and a half deep.
00:33:51.740 I don't think it was going to do much.
00:33:53.020 You guys are talking about...
00:33:53.720 You're talking about meth now.
00:33:55.100 Yeah, that's what that is.
00:33:56.240 Which I appreciate.
00:33:57.560 Is he dead?
00:33:58.420 How did he die?
00:33:59.840 Well, he got COVID and he believed it wasn't real.
00:34:03.980 So he just never did anything about it.
00:34:06.520 He didn't go to the doctor.
00:34:08.020 And yeah, then he just died.
00:34:09.620 And then his daughter wrote us something trying to get us to like promote his funeral, which I thought was a weird move.
00:34:14.880 Yeah.
00:34:15.140 Well, he did love us.
00:34:16.520 He was one of the first ones.
00:34:17.980 He made fun of us back in the day.
00:34:19.500 Well, he made fun of us.
00:34:20.500 But he did also at one point listen to one of our episodes.
00:34:22.620 He goes, all right.
00:34:23.200 They're kind of funny.
00:34:24.060 Yeah.
00:34:26.040 He was a good sport.
00:34:27.960 But yeah, we've had a lot of our brethren.
00:34:30.780 Yeah.
00:34:31.380 And then Bobby Hammett, another black guy who died.
00:34:34.440 It's a similar sort of thing.
00:34:36.300 We really do love Bobby Hammett, though.
00:34:38.160 But yeah, I've never checked out Bobby Hammett.
00:34:40.560 He's he's basically black Alex Jones, but he wasn't quite as popular as before.
00:34:46.480 You know, the Internet really popped off.
00:34:49.380 So it's usually just him in like a public library or like the back of someone's house.
00:34:54.460 And he'll do like six hour lectures and he just gets hammered drunk.
00:34:59.900 We just finished one for our Patreon in the entire time.
00:35:03.700 He literally had a bottle of lean on the table and just a fifth of liquor.
00:35:07.640 And he was just drinking them throughout.
00:35:09.160 Yeah, there you go.
00:35:09.860 The master.
00:35:10.420 He kind of looks like Alex Jones, too, like, you know, just in that thickness.
00:35:14.940 Yeah.
00:35:15.340 Oh, the way he talks, too.
00:35:16.720 He's wildly entertaining.
00:35:18.140 He's genuinely one of my favorite people.
00:35:20.360 Brother Panic also died.
00:35:21.780 Yeah.
00:35:22.040 Yeah.
00:35:22.220 Yeah.
00:35:22.600 He's dead.
00:35:23.140 He's dead.
00:35:23.660 And then Brother Panic.
00:35:24.880 Brother Panic was another great black guy who loved conspiracy.
00:35:29.520 What a eulogy.
00:35:30.920 Yeah.
00:35:31.280 He was some fucking people crying.
00:35:32.620 He was black.
00:35:33.040 Well, he was compared to the other black guys.
00:35:36.300 Right.
00:35:36.560 He was very black.
00:35:38.060 Top tier black guy.
00:35:39.780 He'd also do like seven hour streams.
00:35:42.140 Sometimes he'd just start eating during them, which was great.
00:35:45.780 He'd just start, like, eating fried chicken.
00:35:47.360 Yeah.
00:35:47.840 Mushrooms.
00:35:48.480 He liked him a little suicide.
00:35:50.300 I don't remember.
00:35:51.140 I don't remember exactly what he died of.
00:35:53.260 But, yeah, he.
00:35:54.260 They all died of the same thing, which is like.
00:35:56.440 Sickle cell.
00:35:57.640 Sickle cell.
00:35:59.440 Honestly, maybe.
00:36:00.300 Yeah.
00:36:00.820 So, Brother Panic was sort of a disciple of Bobby Hammond.
00:36:04.260 Bobby Hammond leaned heavily into the dionysin.
00:36:07.840 Yeah.
00:36:08.080 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:10.540 Bobby believed literally everything the white man tells you is bullshit.
00:36:14.760 Yes.
00:36:14.860 So, like, when the white man says drinking a fifth of liquor every day is unhealthy, that actually means it's super healthy.
00:36:20.460 Super healthy.
00:36:20.760 And the white man says not to eat too many calories, which means you got to eat a lot of calories.
00:36:24.300 So, they both kind of live that way, and they both died of, I think, health, cholesterol-related ailments.
00:36:31.340 That reminds me of this.
00:36:32.920 I want to see if I can pull it up here.
00:36:34.020 This is a video going viral.
00:36:36.180 This guy on Rogan's podcast.
00:36:39.800 And who is he?
00:36:40.540 Because he's familiar looking.
00:36:41.500 But I don't know if you saw it.
00:36:43.760 But he's talking about how black people introduced cleanliness and things of that nature to Europe.
00:36:50.460 And that before that, the white man thought that filth was cleanliness.
00:36:56.820 And Rogan's just sitting there.
00:36:59.080 He's talking about Hotep Jesus?
00:37:00.440 I think it was Hotep Jesus.
00:37:01.460 Hotep Jesus is big on the Moors were actually the ones who introduced the white man to, like, sanitation and hygiene.
00:37:08.680 Dude, you didn't see this, Tom?
00:37:09.420 I used to work.
00:37:10.820 I'll tell it after the video.
00:37:11.940 Okay, all right.
00:37:12.680 Well, no, go ahead, because I'm trying to find it.
00:37:14.780 And it's – I'm having a hard time pulling it up.
00:37:18.560 I got to search for it.
00:37:19.480 I used to work for Hotep.
00:37:20.340 I love Hotep.
00:37:21.600 Hotep's cool.
00:37:22.300 You used to work for him?
00:37:23.860 Yeah, yeah.
00:37:24.320 I designed, so, like, his logo and all that.
00:37:27.420 I did the graphic design for his logo, and I would do his thumbnails and shit.
00:37:30.580 And then at some point, they were like, like, listen, play.
00:37:33.260 We can't keep paying you because you're pretty racist.
00:37:39.680 He said you were too racist?
00:37:42.940 Hotep Jesus, one of – a very racist black man, was like, hey, play, this is a little too much.
00:37:48.540 Well, it's just racist in the other direction.
00:37:50.940 And also, yeah, I mean –
00:37:51.780 If you guys have watched Tower Gang, don't watch Tower Gang.
00:37:54.500 Here, pull this up real quick because this is a fascinating – just some of it.
00:37:57.800 And we won't play the whole thing.
00:37:58.780 I got to show the screen.
00:37:59.660 Oh, that's right.
00:38:00.360 I forgot.
00:38:01.220 We packed out the whole shit.
00:38:02.440 You're like, over there, massage your face.
00:38:03.260 Come on.
00:38:03.440 What are you doing here?
00:38:04.000 No, dude, no.
00:38:04.820 Here, let me go and put this on the thing.
00:38:07.180 And this is very similar to me getting my face massaged.
00:38:10.480 I like Hotep Jesus, though.
00:38:11.660 But, yeah, share this tab instead.
00:38:14.320 I was like, what's happening to Rogan?
00:38:15.980 Like, he's getting his face massaged by Hotep, and he's just allowing it to happen.
00:38:20.080 Here, let's put this on real quick.
00:38:22.020 Remove that.
00:38:22.620 This is crazy.
00:38:23.260 When you go and you look at real European history, I would believe that if they took
00:38:30.060 a bath, it was bad.
00:38:32.340 They didn't even want to change their clothes.
00:38:34.820 They thought that dirty was purity.
00:38:37.900 When we talk about the Moors going into Spain and into Europe, the stories in the history,
00:38:45.900 our history, says that when we met the so-called Caucasian, he was sleeping in the barn with
00:38:52.040 the animals, and we told him, no, you can't sleep in the barn with animals.
00:38:54.920 We taught them etiquette.
00:38:56.200 We taught them running water.
00:38:57.840 We brought that technology to Europe.
00:39:00.040 Now, if we brought the technology to Europe, that's-
00:39:02.880 See, this is what I'm saying.
00:39:03.540 He's got-
00:39:03.940 Look at this look in his eyes.
00:39:05.420 This is the same look that dude had while he was massaging my face, and I'm just letting
00:39:10.840 it happen, and it's the same thing.
00:39:12.400 Rogan's just letting it happen.
00:39:13.600 He's like, hmm, hmm, wow.
00:39:14.760 It's the anger against the white man.
00:39:16.900 It's fucking emanating from his-
00:39:18.440 He also looks like young thug.
00:39:20.400 I've got to get that.
00:39:21.080 I've never seen Hotep Jesus before, but he looks exactly like a post-prison young thug.
00:39:26.220 Well, I guess I've never seen Hotep before either because I didn't know who the hell this
00:39:31.280 was.
00:39:31.560 I just knew he looked insane.
00:39:33.380 It's amazing.
00:39:34.540 Like, the levels of kind of fame you can achieve, you can get on Rogan's show, with just the craziest
00:39:41.160 shit ever.
00:39:42.040 How come we've not been on Rogan's show?
00:39:44.280 I mean, we say a lot of-
00:39:45.080 We don't have the balls, to be honest.
00:39:46.880 He's not racist enough.
00:39:47.820 You've got to be more racist.
00:39:49.060 Hotep also does Gutfeld all the time, which is also pretty funny.
00:39:53.560 What's Gutfeld?
00:39:54.620 Great Gutfeld.
00:39:55.280 Great Gutfeld on Fox News.
00:39:57.960 Yeah.
00:39:58.380 He goes on-
00:39:59.020 Well, I've been on Stu Peters.
00:40:01.000 Does that count?
00:40:01.980 I don't know if that counts.
00:40:03.040 Don't buy a crypto coin, buddy.
00:40:04.540 I hope you didn't invest in J-Proof.
00:40:06.200 No, he gave some to me.
00:40:07.740 I didn't buy it.
00:40:08.820 That's not true.
00:40:09.540 That's not true.
00:40:10.280 Hold on.
00:40:10.760 Wait.
00:40:10.880 Let's pull this up.
00:40:11.440 I want to finish this just a little bit.
00:40:12.800 We'll go like 30 more seconds, and then we'll cut it.
00:40:14.340 Because it's just like-
00:40:15.200 I love hotels.
00:40:16.540 I've had conversations with him where he's doing this-
00:40:18.480 Just like this?
00:40:19.140 Yeah.
00:40:19.340 But on the phone, I know he's doing the eyes still.
00:40:21.400 It's crazy, the eyes.
00:40:22.320 ...in Europe that saved Europe from the Black Plague.
00:40:25.420 If we save the white race that we've learned already in America-
00:40:29.340 Wait, wait, wait.
00:40:30.140 That's beautiful.
00:40:30.900 The Black people saved Europe from the Black Plague.
00:40:33.740 I thought they were the Black Plague.
00:40:35.480 No, David.
00:40:36.080 No, that's now.
00:40:36.980 That's what's happening now.
00:40:37.980 When we brought the technology, when Rome was dependent on Africa for food,
00:40:44.180 remember when the Black Plague hit Rome, the cause was one of the officials
00:40:51.180 was stealing the grain that was coming from Africa.
00:40:54.260 So there was famine, hit Rome.
00:40:58.540 If your source of sustenance is from Africa, how are you superior?
00:41:06.580 You're not-
00:41:06.860 That's it.
00:41:11.100 We'll end it there.
00:41:11.760 We'll end it there.
00:41:12.320 But it's just a crazy-
00:41:14.860 I mean, I don't know, man.
00:41:17.520 It's amazing what you're allowed to, I guess, go on the biggest podcast in the
00:41:22.180 world and say-
00:41:22.600 And I'm not saying that he should have stopped him.
00:41:24.480 I mean, you know, you have Eddie Bravo, and Eddie Bravo was talking about the
00:41:26.900 Flat Earth thing so many years ago.
00:41:28.080 So it's not like there's not a precedent for saying crazy shit on the Joe Rogan
00:41:31.800 experience that he had.
00:41:33.480 What's his name?
00:41:34.380 Don Cheadle?
00:41:35.580 No, not Don Cheadle.
00:41:38.080 Yeah, it was Don Cheadle.
00:41:39.340 Yeah, it was Don Cheadle.
00:41:40.240 Because it's the same with his black people.
00:41:43.780 I know who you're talking about.
00:41:44.560 The other guy who Don Cheadle took his job.
00:41:48.820 Hotel Rwanda.
00:41:49.440 I forgot what the hell his name was, though.
00:41:51.080 No, no.
00:41:51.440 But he was talking about all the-
00:41:52.740 Terrence Howard.
00:41:53.440 Terrence Howard.
00:41:54.520 He has a micropenis.
00:41:56.220 Yeah.
00:41:56.660 A notoriously small micropenis.
00:41:58.300 Yeah, there's that one movie where he shows his cock, and it's very-
00:42:01.480 I think this is the whole reason he invented that fucked up form of math.
00:42:04.940 Trying to give himself an extra inch of cock.
00:42:06.440 Yeah, one times one is 11.
00:42:08.220 It's actually an 11-inch penis.
00:42:10.020 You guys are fucking wrong.
00:42:11.560 Hold on a second.
00:42:12.380 I got to Google Terrence Howard's penis now.
00:42:13.980 No, don't do that.
00:42:14.680 No, not on the show.
00:42:16.620 Let me see.
00:42:18.440 Oh, yeah.
00:42:19.220 Would you look at that thing?
00:42:20.260 What?
00:42:20.840 No.
00:42:21.060 It looks like the statue of David.
00:42:24.560 Yeah.
00:42:25.260 Did Hotep Jesus talk about that?
00:42:27.320 Yeah.
00:42:27.520 I do love black conspiracy theories are often a lot more fun.
00:42:33.380 Have you guys ever heard of Simeon Toku?
00:42:36.080 No, dude.
00:42:36.820 I feel like I'm missing out on a whole aspect of black culture.
00:42:41.360 So Simeon Toku, he's like black Jesus.
00:42:45.380 And he has a-
00:42:46.340 I don't know the whole story, but part of it is the government wanted to kill him,
00:42:50.280 so they chopped him up into a bunch of pieces and threw him out of a plane or a helicopter or something.
00:42:56.340 And then he reassembled himself like the Terminator, and he returned to free his people.
00:43:02.200 Oh, guys.
00:43:03.000 What?
00:43:03.660 Wait.
00:43:03.920 No, did you hear that?
00:43:04.640 Guys, I'm looking at this guy's wiener right now.
00:43:07.540 Yes.
00:43:08.240 I mean, it's very small.
00:43:12.660 Oh, God.
00:43:13.240 This is not like what we usually do.
00:43:15.440 No, I just didn't know black people could have micropenis.
00:43:17.260 This is crazy.
00:43:17.980 It's almost inverted.
00:43:19.380 It is.
00:43:19.680 It's a little bit of a mussy.
00:43:21.420 You got to have like a stunt penis in that situation.
00:43:24.300 Break out the Wizinator and hook that on.
00:43:26.200 You got to at least got to fluff a little, but I guess fluffing doesn't help when you're, you know, an inch and a half.
00:43:30.620 I would have just been jacking it in the movie.
00:43:33.300 I kind of feel like it makes me trust him more.
00:43:36.940 Like, because it's-
00:43:37.540 It is very honest.
00:43:38.900 Yeah, yeah.
00:43:39.600 He's, look, he's transparent about it.
00:43:41.740 Yeah.
00:43:42.040 I did have a friend in rehab where you have to pee in front of everyone, and before he went to take his piss test, he would always fluff himself out outside.
00:43:50.620 Like, he would step into the patio, give a few pumps just to get a nice dick going on.
00:43:54.840 Yeah, well, look, you don't want to embarrass yourself.
00:43:56.600 No, no.
00:43:57.080 I was in a Macy's bathroom one time, and Macy's department store bathroom, and a guy, I caught a dude looking at me through the crack.
00:44:05.620 Oh.
00:44:06.120 And, you know, my biggest thing was, like, he didn't give me any time to fluff or anything like that, and I wasn't so much mad at him having a gander as much as I was like, dude, I was, like, not prepared for that at all.
00:44:18.720 And I had looked up, you know, because I was sitting.
00:44:21.760 David's a guy that will liberally show you his penis.
00:44:24.240 That's not true.
00:44:24.660 Not liberally.
00:44:25.460 That's a-
00:44:26.400 Tell them how we met.
00:44:27.340 Oh, I showed my penis.
00:44:29.360 That's glorious.
00:44:31.480 That was pretty much.
00:44:33.880 Well, that lets me know you have a nice cock, though, because guys with a tiny cock don't show it out.
00:44:39.440 Show it off very already.
00:44:40.180 Well, that's not the Terrence Howard.
00:44:41.940 Yeah, well, he's mentally ill.
00:44:43.640 I don't know.
00:44:44.960 Terrence Howard has literally nothing to hide.
00:44:47.660 Yeah, that's true.
00:44:48.720 What was Leon Rogan talking about?
00:44:52.100 It was, like, a whole thing.
00:44:53.260 It was, like, hidden Yakubian math, right, or something like that?
00:44:56.840 Yeah, he invented the system of math.
00:44:59.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:44:59.720 Well, he's got, like, the math inventions, and then he came up with, like, these weird, like, drones that would be, they would, like, connect to each other.
00:45:06.080 Yeah, some sort of, like, flying sphere based on some not-
00:45:09.720 This is not a Christian.
00:45:11.260 All I know-
00:45:11.720 I don't know what they're talking about.
00:45:13.720 This is all very Christian.
00:45:14.600 These are just true facts about our realm.
00:45:18.580 Yeah, yeah.
00:45:19.620 Well, they did remove him from Iron Man.
00:45:23.080 They did.
00:45:23.820 They did.
00:45:24.380 And Eric Weinstein, I just know, was beefing with Terrence Howard, because he's like-
00:45:28.000 About the math.
00:45:28.740 About the math.
00:45:29.420 He's like, hey, this is fucking stupid.
00:45:31.220 What are you talking-
00:45:31.840 And then Terrence Howard's like, I'll fucking show you, dude, I got patents that I can break out.
00:45:36.460 Yeah.
00:45:36.840 And he did.
00:45:37.580 And they were all complete nonsense.
00:45:39.600 Yeah.
00:45:39.880 I still believe him more than I believe Weinstein.
00:45:43.060 Yeah.
00:45:43.660 I think it's just a Jewish name.
00:45:45.680 Yeah.
00:45:46.040 Yeah.
00:45:46.960 My favorite thing that Hotep Jesus ever told me, he was describing his theory about polygamy within-
00:45:54.160 But only specifically for the black community.
00:45:56.260 He was like, I think that there's a lot of black men in jail.
00:45:59.720 And he's like, I think that the black men that aren't in jail should impregnate all the females and just have children with them.
00:46:09.480 And I'm just like, I'm listening.
00:46:12.080 I'm like, yeah, no, it makes a lot of sense.
00:46:13.200 And he's like, yeah, yeah.
00:46:13.800 So then they have all these children, and we know who the dad is, and it all goes back to one day.
00:46:18.240 And I was like, you're kind of just describing what's happening right now.
00:46:21.740 That is what's happening.
00:46:22.500 But is he going a step further and saying, and then we should be there to raise the children?
00:46:25.900 No, there's no mention of that.
00:46:28.080 Don't knock it crazy.
00:46:28.920 Yeah.
00:46:29.160 No, it's Elon Musk.
00:46:30.920 I just get him knocked up, and then I dip.
00:46:32.940 Yeah, except for a few billion less dollars.
00:46:35.600 Yeah.
00:46:35.920 So he basically just described procreation like he had invented it.
00:46:40.720 Like, I got this thing where guys have sex with women and then children.
00:46:45.080 I got this crazy idea.
00:46:46.260 I'm going to impregnate all of these single black whores and just let them deal with the child.
00:46:51.880 But technically, their father's not in jail, so it's a win-win.
00:46:55.100 Yeah, but you got to do it like this, though.
00:46:59.560 Oh, no, you got to do this.
00:47:00.800 I don't even know how you do that.
00:47:01.860 You got to like, it's like, you know, there's a seppuku eye.
00:47:05.280 I don't know how to do it, though.
00:47:06.260 Is it?
00:47:06.940 Yeah, you look down like that.
00:47:08.600 Listen to me, Joe Rogan.
00:47:10.720 As I described the status quo of every single hood in America.
00:47:16.340 I just don't.
00:47:17.000 It is strange because they do claim to invent everything.
00:47:20.440 No, no, for real, though.
00:47:22.420 If you went on Joe Rogan, if you had the wherewithal to get on Joe Rogan, not just what you talk about, would you ever just look at him and be like, it's a bold move.
00:47:30.960 Joe Rogan, you inferior.
00:47:32.860 Yeah, I mean, that's really how he was looking at it.
00:47:34.520 I mean, all your ancestors and your family.
00:47:38.140 They're all people who thought that filth was cleanliness.
00:47:41.940 I just don't understand that, though.
00:47:44.240 How could you not love that guy?
00:47:45.480 No, I do.
00:47:46.120 I enjoy it.
00:47:47.000 It's just like the mental gymnastics to go from like you guys were basically filthy apes and we taught you everything and you didn't know anything.
00:47:55.420 And then you took it all from us.
00:47:56.920 When have you been on Rogan?
00:47:58.020 That's all I'm saying.
00:47:58.880 Ah, touche.
00:47:59.700 Never.
00:48:00.560 Touche.
00:48:00.760 Rogan does have one black daughter, though.
00:48:04.100 So he has he he does have one foot in the community.
00:48:07.200 That's true.
00:48:07.780 That is true.
00:48:08.200 Did you know that about him?
00:48:09.020 Did you know that in the past?
00:48:10.960 Yeah, I use that as the past.
00:48:12.800 I know a black guy.
00:48:13.880 So I say I'm not a black guy.
00:48:16.800 Race traitor.
00:48:17.700 This is what they've been doing this whole episode.
00:48:19.260 They're like, we know a bunch of black dead guys.
00:48:21.120 That's really what they just came on this show to flex about all the dead black guys.
00:48:25.040 His daughter once asked us to promote the funeral.
00:48:27.120 Like, that doesn't mean you can't say it.
00:48:28.760 You can't say it.
00:48:29.540 Look, we're big in the streets.
00:48:31.680 Yeah.
00:48:31.960 Yeah.
00:48:33.780 We're heavy on the J-Pay.
00:48:36.500 Well, if I went on Joe Rogan, I'd call him a cracker to his face.
00:48:40.560 Cracker ass honky.
00:48:41.460 Yeah.
00:48:41.680 Cracker ass honky.
00:48:42.740 Y'all don't even know where you got your shit from.
00:48:45.460 Yeah.
00:48:45.940 Yeah.
00:48:46.320 Fucking you don't even know Joe Rogan.
00:48:49.440 And then I'd offer him fried chicken and be like, this is my people's delicacy.
00:48:53.300 This is really good.
00:48:54.600 Sacraments.
00:48:55.380 Yeah.
00:48:59.540 It's really funny.
00:49:00.620 We've picked up.
00:49:01.660 We've like kind of, I don't know if we turned the show around, but like we've decided to
00:49:06.400 stop doing like full silly all the time.
00:49:08.420 Well, I mean, it depends.
00:49:09.860 Some silly stuff.
00:49:11.000 I guess what really the words you're looking for is racism.
00:49:14.280 That's what we started to back away from.
00:49:17.020 No, not really.
00:49:17.740 I mean, we're still telling the truth, which is racist.
00:49:21.920 We're here to bring you back to your roots.
00:49:23.500 Yeah.
00:49:23.800 We're returning.
00:49:25.660 We're fully demonetized.
00:49:27.000 That's another black reference.
00:49:27.280 Roots.
00:49:27.720 Yeah.
00:49:27.980 We're fully demonetized on YouTube, so we can do whatever the fuck we want.
00:49:32.020 Yes.
00:49:32.160 It's ultimate freedom.
00:49:33.540 We're looking to spread some of that love.
00:49:35.700 Some of that demonetization.
00:49:36.700 We did recently get another strike for making fun of Ghislaine Maxwell's tits.
00:49:43.180 Yeah.
00:49:43.440 They said we sexualized.
00:49:44.900 Every time we've gotten a YouTube strike, it has been for talking about Epstein or someone
00:49:49.080 related.
00:49:49.540 We got one for bullying Jeffrey Epstein.
00:49:51.920 Yeah.
00:49:52.180 One for Ghislaine.
00:49:53.380 Another for Jean-Luc Brunel.
00:49:55.040 Yeah.
00:49:55.520 It's hard out there if you want to criticize pedophile.
00:49:59.240 Well, how did you make fun of her tits?
00:50:01.420 I think you said she has very fuckable tits, which is more of a comment than a criticism.
00:50:08.340 Show me the lie.
00:50:09.380 Okay.
00:50:09.680 She has a great rack.
00:50:11.340 Look, has she done some questionable things?
00:50:14.260 Maybe.
00:50:14.980 Allegedly.
00:50:15.820 Allegedly.
00:50:16.520 That's all allegedly.
00:50:17.740 Is her rack fantastic?
00:50:19.300 100%.
00:50:19.820 Also, yes.
00:50:20.540 I will testify to that in a court of law.
00:50:22.860 These are objective truths about the reality that we live in.
00:50:26.580 Yeah.
00:50:26.760 And it's, you know, you want your child traffickers to be hideous goblins, but sometimes they have
00:50:32.220 a set of heavies.
00:50:33.480 And you got to swear that.
00:50:35.100 Yeah.
00:50:35.880 Sometimes evil people can be hot.
00:50:37.860 Look.
00:50:38.140 And you got to jack off.
00:50:39.000 She would get me.
00:50:39.860 She would recruit me in a heartbeat.
00:50:41.660 Okay.
00:50:42.160 Yeah.
00:50:43.020 Yeah.
00:50:43.420 That would have worked on me.
00:50:44.700 Yeah.
00:50:44.880 Jesus.
00:50:45.540 Not the kid part, but you know.
00:50:47.300 Well.
00:50:47.720 I saw you guys.
00:50:48.720 Well.
00:50:48.940 It's funny because you said, you said that, um, you got removed or demonetized about, you
00:50:56.460 know, talking about those two subjects, Jeffrey Epstein's penis and, and, uh, Gisling, whatever
00:51:01.620 her, uh, her tits.
00:51:02.900 And, and then I saw you guys make a clip about it, which is like, you were like, if I'm going
00:51:06.860 to get demonetized about this, I'm going to double down, which I appreciate about you
00:51:09.700 guys.
00:51:10.360 Yeah.
00:51:10.640 Well, the, the, the AI overlord makes our clips.
00:51:13.900 I, uh, we have no part in that.
00:51:15.760 We feed it to the machine and the machine births it back to us.
00:51:18.640 We've given ourselves over to the AI overlords.
00:51:21.320 Yeah.
00:51:21.640 As have we, there's only, only so much labor that I'm willing to do.
00:51:24.600 And that is virtually anything over 10% labor.
00:51:28.400 I'm actually not willing to do it at all.
00:51:29.720 Right now.
00:51:29.940 I'm actually at my house.
00:51:30.960 I'm running electric wire from my garage.
00:51:33.120 Not do it.
00:51:33.780 Yeah.
00:51:34.020 This is just AI.
00:51:34.700 This is the most that we'll do.
00:51:36.080 Uh, but I saw you guys and I didn't know if it was true because you guys really blur the
00:51:40.220 line between like truth and lies.
00:51:42.160 What the fuck?
00:51:42.380 You want to talk about AI?
00:51:43.240 Yeah.
00:51:43.420 And I don't want to, I don't want to be like raunchy and mean and nasty and stuff, but like,
00:51:47.040 go ahead.
00:51:48.000 Vamp.
00:51:48.320 No, I mean, I was just going to say that, um, uh, you guys made it seem like, uh, Gislaine
00:51:54.240 or G, you called her G lane.
00:51:55.760 I'm going to stick with that.
00:51:56.840 Um, was arguing with him about the size of his penis and that it was very small and it
00:52:00.440 was shaped like an egg.
00:52:01.320 And we've all heard those rumors.
00:52:03.040 Uh, but it was that just, you guys improvving or was there, was there an actual dialogue
00:52:07.540 somehow that you were aware of where she was not pleased about the size of his penis?
00:52:10.960 I don't think G lane herself criticized it.
00:52:14.080 It was one of the victims.
00:52:15.400 Yeah.
00:52:15.640 One of the victims, I think, or maybe two of the victims mentioned his egg shaped penis.
00:52:20.020 Yeah.
00:52:20.180 It's egg shaped penis, which at some point someone has to leak the picture.
00:52:24.000 Yeah.
00:52:24.160 That's, I got to see his day.
00:52:25.680 I got to see.
00:52:26.160 If I've seen Terrence Howard's day, I'm willing to see this egg shaped penis.
00:52:29.420 Well, I mean, I looked for it, but I didn't see it.
00:52:32.180 Well, we tried.
00:52:33.600 I didn't see it.
00:52:34.300 Oh, I don't know what it, what that was kind of moves the foliage aside.
00:52:39.180 Interesting.
00:52:39.780 It's interesting because, uh, Jeffrey Epstein, weird shaped penis, Harvey Weinstein, weird
00:52:45.240 shaped penis, Hitler, weird shaped penis.
00:52:47.960 I think they're slandering these people.
00:52:49.680 Cause you're right.
00:52:50.320 All, all three of these guys, three monsters, eventually an article came out where they're
00:52:54.660 like, this guy's dick was small and fucked up.
00:52:57.160 Yeah.
00:52:57.380 So I think there's some sort of, that was a really silly thing that came out where it
00:53:01.740 was like Hitler's penis was very small.
00:53:03.900 I was like, I don't know.
00:53:05.640 I'm not saying he hit a hog on him, but I'm just saying if that was going to happen, it
00:53:10.260 would have come out a long time ago.
00:53:11.760 It just seems interesting now that it's, can I play this clip?
00:53:14.220 Please, let's have a gander at the clip.
00:53:16.140 All right.
00:53:16.500 So let's take Joe Rogan off.
00:53:18.100 You got to remove Joe Rogan.
00:53:19.000 Here we go.
00:53:19.540 Here we go.
00:53:20.180 What is this?
00:53:21.320 I don't know.
00:53:22.400 You tell me.
00:53:22.940 Can you make it big so I can, let's see it on the, like make the whole thing big.
00:53:26.960 Oh, that's so fucking funny.
00:53:29.480 I know it's going to be hard to follow guys, but stick with us.
00:53:38.380 You can see the joy run away from his eyes and that's fine.
00:53:40.720 Okay.
00:53:41.280 The dark side of the internet.
00:53:42.720 I don't know.
00:53:43.560 Right.
00:53:43.860 What does this have to do with me?
00:53:45.420 That's a great question.
00:53:46.220 Carlos De Los Santanos says, De Los Santos.
00:53:49.660 That actually looks like Dan Bongino in the.
00:53:51.620 Yeah, Dan, one of Dan Bongino's altars says, Grock, who is this person?
00:53:56.260 Question mark.
00:53:57.560 And Grock goes, the man in this video appears to be Daniel.
00:54:02.100 That's my name.
00:54:02.840 Oh, no.
00:54:04.280 No one online is Top Lobster.
00:54:05.820 He is a podcaster, co-host of Nephilim Desquad, and the founder of Top Lobster Streetwear.
00:54:11.460 Wear for the streets.
00:54:12.820 The hats matches merch, not 100% certain, as he's not a major public figure.
00:54:17.760 So I love how it says it is you, and then it goes, but he ain't shit, and then it twists
00:54:21.480 the blade.
00:54:21.600 So then I just respond, hey, fuck you.
00:54:25.080 Like, that was well deserved.
00:54:27.540 Grock didn't have to twist the knife.
00:54:29.460 Yeah, yeah.
00:54:30.360 Where's Grock's tastefulness?
00:54:32.040 Yes, very crude.
00:54:33.160 Uncooked.
00:54:33.980 Yeah.
00:54:34.280 It just completely doxed me, though.
00:54:36.540 I've never said my name on Twitter.
00:54:38.140 So this is what really gets me is, like, when Joe Rogan says, well, I don't know, man, AI
00:54:43.460 could be the second coming of Christ.
00:54:45.540 AI could totally be Jesus Christ.
00:54:46.940 It could totally be Jesus.
00:54:47.780 It knows your first name.
00:54:48.980 I can't even tell that that guy is not, you don't even bear a slight resemblance to him.
00:54:52.620 He wasn't even wearing a hat.
00:54:53.940 I don't even know what that video was about.
00:54:55.660 Well, it was like a sad influencer.
00:54:57.300 He was, like, putting it on from the camera, and then when the camera's turned off, it all
00:55:00.960 died out of his eyes.
00:55:02.080 Just much like what happens to us when the camera's turned off.
00:55:04.360 Oh, yeah.
00:55:04.460 Once this turns off, I'm like, ah.
00:55:05.680 Get out of my face.
00:55:06.380 We don't even talk to each other.
00:55:07.400 We just stand up and walk our separate ways.
00:55:09.720 He goes through that door.
00:55:10.640 I go through that door.
00:55:11.480 Yeah, and that's it.
00:55:12.120 There's no more.
00:55:12.580 So I get that part.
00:55:14.300 But it didn't look like you.
00:55:15.540 So I don't know how it's going to be Jesus.
00:55:17.980 That's a far cry.
00:55:18.480 Also very disrespectful.
00:55:19.480 I was asking Grock.
00:55:20.400 I was like, if I wanted to sue you for this, would it be, like, can I do it?
00:55:24.400 And it was like, yeah, I mean, you can put together some sort of court case.
00:55:27.880 So I said, all right, see you in court.
00:55:29.580 See you in court, Grock.
00:55:31.000 It's funny you mention that because I had read that Dave Portnoy got, like, his full address doxed by Grock when he posted some video the other day of, like, some Ohio State fan, I don't know, putting signs or some shit in front of his house.
00:55:45.360 And someone asked Grock, like, where is this?
00:55:47.780 And it just dropped, like, his full fucking address.
00:55:50.460 Jesus.
00:55:50.840 The AI does tend to fuck up around stuff like that.
00:55:53.900 If you really press it, I actually, my job, I work with AI.
00:55:57.580 And some of the shit I've done is around trying to get it to, like, violate protocol.
00:56:02.100 It's way better now.
00:56:02.920 But back in the day, you used to be able to get it to give you instructions on how to, like, make math or do a school shooting.
00:56:08.680 Which I should tell you how to do it.
00:56:09.860 Yes.
00:56:10.260 So there's a little bit.
00:56:11.580 If you're going to do it, you'd want to do it right.
00:56:13.580 Right.
00:56:13.980 You'd want to have a plan.
00:56:15.360 Which a lot of these kids don't.
00:56:16.660 I think the school shooters are too willy-nilly these days.
00:56:19.800 I think it's TikTok brand.
00:56:20.980 Yeah, yeah.
00:56:21.460 They don't have the attention span necessary to kill all the clients.
00:56:24.460 They get distracted very easily.
00:56:26.040 Right.
00:56:26.660 That actually reminds me.
00:56:29.020 I didn't.
00:56:29.600 So Candace Owens' dad was the janitor at Sandy Hook.
00:56:32.580 Did you guys know that?
00:56:33.260 That's so cool.
00:56:34.160 Wait, hold on.
00:56:34.880 That was real?
00:56:35.400 I thought that was a joke.
00:56:37.320 No.
00:56:38.440 That's real, apparently.
00:56:39.520 Well, we're saying it on this show, so it must be true.
00:56:42.040 No, no.
00:56:43.300 That's legitimate.
00:56:43.980 I believe you.
00:56:44.580 Yeah, I believe you.
00:56:46.180 Was he a good janitor or like a shitty one?
00:56:48.040 No, he was a bad one.
00:56:49.000 That's why he got shot.
00:56:50.740 Yeah.
00:56:51.280 Okay.
00:56:52.800 Well, I think that makes him qualified.
00:56:54.820 It's basically slave labor.
00:56:55.980 Well, that is like kind of the magical black guy trope.
00:56:59.460 It's like a guy who works at Sandy Hook, but he has some sort of foresight to the event
00:57:03.520 that's about to occur, but no one listens to him.
00:57:05.620 Oh, no.
00:57:06.020 Well, what happened to him?
00:57:06.800 Is he dead?
00:57:07.520 No, he was there.
00:57:08.200 He was fine.
00:57:08.700 He was sleeping in the broom closet.
00:57:09.900 Is that true?
00:57:11.040 I don't know what's true anymore.
00:57:13.100 Sometimes it pains to be lazy.
00:57:14.560 Yeah.
00:57:15.080 Is what I'm going to take from that.
00:57:17.360 Yeah.
00:57:17.560 Hold on.
00:57:18.280 Candace Owens' dad.
00:57:20.020 Oh, you're fact-checking him.
00:57:21.240 Well, I'm actually just looking on Google.
00:57:24.540 I mean, on YouTube, on Twitter.
00:57:26.920 I swear to God right now, if he fact-checks me and I'm wrong, I'm going to punch him in
00:57:29.900 the face.
00:57:29.920 Well, hold on.
00:57:29.940 Let's see.
00:57:30.060 Candace Owens' paternal grandfather, Robert Lee Owens, senior.
00:57:34.560 No fucking way.
00:57:35.440 Yeah.
00:57:35.760 Robert Lee.
00:57:36.400 No fucking way.
00:57:37.200 Robert Lee Owens.
00:57:39.080 He's deceased.
00:57:40.160 I don't know if he died in the shooting or owned maintenance and security businesses
00:57:44.800 that had contracts for various facilities in Connecticut, including the Newton School
00:57:48.780 District, where Sandy Hook Elementary School was located.
00:57:51.880 So he wasn't exactly the-
00:57:54.140 Okay, so Candace Owens was raised by her grandparents.
00:57:57.100 That's very stereotypical.
00:57:58.640 In Stamford, Connecticut, her grandfather-
00:58:01.160 You're following the hotel Jesus method.
00:58:03.920 Yeah, yeah.
00:58:06.580 Her father, Robert Lee Owens, senior, operated maintenance and cleaning.
00:58:12.000 His companies provided services like janitorial work, snow removal, landscaping, fire alarm
00:58:16.220 system, and security to properties, including those in Newton School District at the time
00:58:23.160 in 2012.
00:58:24.900 The Robert Owens in a 2008 lawsuit settlement for racial threats against Candace Owens is
00:58:31.920 her father.
00:58:33.160 Okay, so he was like, this name needs to get passed on.
00:58:35.500 So Robert Lee and then Robert Lee Jr.
00:58:37.540 Robert E. Lee Jr.
00:58:38.440 Also named Robert.
00:58:40.220 The claim about Robert being in charge of the contract of Sandy Hooks refers to her grandfather.
00:58:45.220 That's fascinating.
00:58:46.220 So, I mean, it's not just that he's, you know, doing janitorial contracts.
00:58:51.080 He's also in charge of security, which makes it like a little bit more, it's an added layer
00:58:56.300 of nefarity.
00:58:57.580 Is that a word?
00:58:58.200 Nefarity.
00:58:58.740 Well, now it is.
00:58:59.520 I like it.
00:59:00.400 Nefarity.
00:59:01.220 That's interesting.
00:59:02.000 Well, what they don't tell you is that the Moors actually introduced school shootings
00:59:06.240 to the white people.
00:59:07.100 Yeah, white guys didn't have it before.
00:59:09.020 Yeah, they never shot their classmates.
00:59:11.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:59:12.140 Well, the Moors invented education.
00:59:14.380 And from there, it naturally progressed to you got to shoot up the school.
00:59:18.160 Well, imagine doing a school shooting with a fucking musket.
00:59:20.800 How many people are you going to get when you have to, you know, pack the rod between
00:59:23.680 every kid you kill?
00:59:24.820 It's not going to.
00:59:25.560 Wasn't there that kid at our high school?
00:59:27.220 Oh, my God.
00:59:27.940 Yes, we did.
00:59:28.820 At our high school, some fucking retard went there to shoot it up.
00:59:32.380 But he brought, it was like a World War I rifle.
00:59:35.200 It really was like, you know, gunpowder.
00:59:37.460 It had like two shots in it that you could fire off.
00:59:40.260 He didn't even kill anyone.
00:59:42.280 Do you know how stupid you have to be to bring a gun to a school and not manage to shoot one
00:59:46.300 fucking person?
00:59:47.580 I mean, you know, I mean, like the trans people do it a lot.
00:59:51.240 They don't miss.
00:59:51.800 They do pretty good.
00:59:52.760 They do pretty good.
00:59:53.520 I mean, if you look at the recent one, I just wonder.
00:59:55.820 They're getting better.
00:59:56.640 We talk about this.
00:59:58.620 Right.
00:59:59.640 Well, we don't talk about it.
01:00:00.460 We stole this terminology from Austin Picard.
01:00:03.180 This idea of the influencer industrial complex, which is a banger of a name.
01:00:08.720 And I will go forth using it from this point onward.
01:00:11.660 I will give him no more flowers for that.
01:00:14.120 That's now ours.
01:00:15.100 And, yeah, here's a thumbnail for it.
01:00:18.360 We have Timothy Albarino, Candace Owens, Nick Fuentes, Tucker Carlson.
01:00:24.500 But what's interesting to me is like, Timothy Albarino is going to kick our ass.
01:00:29.560 He can try, dude.
01:00:30.500 He can try.
01:00:31.280 So he's going to whip us.
01:00:34.200 Honestly, if he has a whip, I don't stand a chance.
01:00:36.060 But so, you know, that is a lot of people speculate as to the Fed nature of an influencer.
01:00:44.180 Right.
01:00:44.400 You guys killing everybody that you joke about.
01:00:47.220 Well, that's working for deputy director Dan Bongino.
01:00:51.600 The list goes on and on.
01:00:53.100 General Flynn.
01:00:53.800 But when you just shout out to General Flynn.
01:00:55.280 But when you when you speculate as to, like, you know, the nature of Candace Owens and then you find out that kind of shit.
01:01:03.020 Like, like, that's a hard thing to dismiss.
01:01:06.340 Yeah.
01:01:07.280 In charge of security contracts.
01:01:10.160 Something's always been off with her because I remember when she started, like, way back when she was a left wing influencer.
01:01:16.120 And then that she got canceled for some reason.
01:01:19.500 And then within, like, two weeks, she was doing Info Wars.
01:01:22.160 Like, she has just flipped sides for whatever is most convenient for her purse, I guess.
01:01:27.740 Just whatever makes her the most money is what she becomes.
01:01:30.100 Her and her gay British husband.
01:01:31.860 Yeah.
01:01:32.060 He really is a bit light and low for a specific side.
01:01:34.680 Like, it's a little weird because her husband is, like, super rich.
01:01:38.380 So it's like, do you really need money like that?
01:01:40.980 Like, why are you?
01:01:41.800 No.
01:01:42.060 I mean, once you get a certain amount of money, I don't think there's a price you can put on steering the populace.
01:01:47.540 Dude, once I get a certain amount of money, I'm not doing this shit anymore.
01:01:50.740 I'm out.
01:01:51.320 I'm out.
01:01:52.240 I'm not even picking up the mics.
01:01:56.080 Like, they could stay here.
01:01:57.080 I'm out.
01:02:00.560 She's just desperate for people to pay attention to her.
01:02:03.140 No amount of money can sort of assuage that.
01:02:05.420 She's a black queen, and I stan Candace Owens.
01:02:08.920 I don't care.
01:02:10.800 I don't care how many people she defames.
01:02:14.340 I will stand by the queen.
01:02:16.900 She is attractive.
01:02:17.920 Okay for that.
01:02:18.700 I just, I have a soft spot for black women who act white.
01:02:22.340 I think you just have a soft spot for black, the black community in general.
01:02:26.740 And there's nothing wrong with that.
01:02:28.260 But I do think that the key thing here to look at.
01:02:30.540 I feel like if you shaved Candace's head, I wouldn't be able to tell if she was a boy or a girl.
01:02:34.860 Well, that is, her head is shaved.
01:02:35.560 It's a wig.
01:02:36.060 They don't have real, they don't have hair like that.
01:02:37.840 Stop it, stop it, stop it.
01:02:38.980 They don't have like popcorn.
01:02:43.000 This episode is brought to you by Ella's Campfire Popcorn.
01:02:47.560 Give me that.
01:02:48.060 I want some.
01:02:48.680 I'm kind of hungry.
01:02:48.860 You're going to have some?
01:02:49.720 No, no, no.
01:02:50.360 That one's got the sugar in it.
01:02:51.260 You want something without sugar?
01:02:52.280 I want this one.
01:02:52.860 You're a real animal, dude.
01:02:54.540 Anyway, the dill pickle one doesn't have any sugar in it.
01:02:57.400 And also the garlic parmesan.
01:02:58.360 Yeah, but you need to wash your weight.
01:02:59.600 Look at you.
01:03:01.300 Oh.
01:03:02.560 You can tell you that.
01:03:03.300 Jump over the table.
01:03:04.220 Yeah, yeah.
01:03:04.580 Give him a good face massage.
01:03:06.060 Yeah.
01:03:06.360 You catch my dress.
01:03:07.640 Let me show you how this muscle connects to fucking this muscle.
01:03:11.220 Did that guy tell you where the male G-spot is too?
01:03:14.780 Yes.
01:03:14.980 And show you how to find that?
01:03:15.660 No, he showed me though.
01:03:17.100 Secrets.
01:03:17.460 But he didn't tell me what he was looking for.
01:03:19.620 He just said, stand still.
01:03:20.680 Stop struggling.
01:03:21.520 And I was like, wipe that up.
01:03:23.920 It's going to be easier if you don't with this.
01:03:26.220 When he was done, he went.
01:03:28.340 Gross.
01:03:29.080 And then he walked away.
01:03:31.760 But Candace Owens' parents weren't there.
01:03:33.740 That is interesting.
01:03:34.380 And I'm not saying that that's like a.
01:03:36.840 It's a bad thing to eat.
01:03:37.880 Don't eat in the microphone, dude.
01:03:39.340 I mean, he told us.
01:03:40.100 Ella's popcorn, the campfire flavor in the microphone.
01:03:44.900 It's actually really good.
01:03:45.860 Yeah, but I'm not.
01:03:46.260 Yeah, of course it's really good.
01:03:47.100 Because it filled with sugar and chocolate and shit.
01:03:49.320 Brother Panic would eat right into the microphone.
01:03:51.620 Yeah, you really got to show the audience who's boss.
01:03:54.560 Yeah, yeah.
01:03:54.880 So if they all dislike something, you got to double down on it.
01:03:57.860 This is actually a Hotep Jesus move.
01:04:00.260 Oh, you told me that.
01:04:01.260 We're beefing briefly.
01:04:04.640 If you guys go back to that episode.
01:04:06.520 I'm not going to lie.
01:04:07.140 I'm pretty sure there is a Cinnamon Toast Crunch in here.
01:04:10.100 No, no, those are golden grahams.
01:04:12.200 I can see golden grahams.
01:04:12.880 Oh, dog.
01:04:13.460 Which are good, but not as good as Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
01:04:15.500 So you told me that.
01:04:17.580 You gave me that pointer.
01:04:18.360 When me and Jay Dyer were like slightly beefing, he thought that I wanted to debate.
01:04:22.840 And I said, no, I'm not an intellectual.
01:04:24.900 I'm retarded.
01:04:25.400 No, he thought that I was the Mexican from Tinfoil Hat.
01:04:28.280 He thought you were XG.
01:04:29.680 Yeah, which is insulting, but not inaccurate.
01:04:31.880 You guys do look similar.
01:04:33.940 But then I offered to box him because he said he was looking for somebody to box.
01:04:37.380 And, you know, we've since massaged that relationship, but it was the first time we were going to have somebody on and massage him.
01:04:44.600 And I grabbed him by the fucking face at the back of the neck.
01:04:50.140 You know, wipe that up, Jay Dock.
01:04:51.700 But you said, because I was like, what do we do?
01:04:57.200 Because we're having Jay on and we're not going to debate, but there's like obviously some contention here.
01:05:01.200 And we weren't sure if we were going to be friends or not.
01:05:02.880 And you were like, eat.
01:05:04.080 Eat on the show.
01:05:05.400 You know what I just did to you guys right now?
01:05:07.040 What's that?
01:05:07.560 With this Ellis popcorn, campfire popcorn.
01:05:09.640 I just grip tested you.
01:05:11.100 Yeah.
01:05:11.680 Yeah, that's exactly what that was.
01:05:13.380 That was pretty good.
01:05:14.480 Pretty good, right?
01:05:15.080 Yeah.
01:05:16.040 You can see their demeanor.
01:05:17.160 You got to break out your candy potpourri.
01:05:24.780 Yeah, I do.
01:05:25.580 I'm big into sour candy.
01:05:27.300 So I have multiple varieties of sour candy that I mixed into a candy salad.
01:05:31.640 I have like five pounds of sour gummy worms right now.
01:05:36.180 That's maniac shit, dude.
01:05:38.580 You keep them refrigerated so it hurts to chew them.
01:05:41.800 If you put them in the fridge, they get a little extra chewier.
01:05:44.700 So it's like mewing.
01:05:45.760 Well, they turn into like rocks.
01:05:48.260 It's very difficult to eat, but I enjoy it more.
01:05:51.540 You know what's funny is I can tell how tickled you are when you talk about your sour candies.
01:05:56.360 It's all I have left.
01:05:57.880 It's the only thing I have in my life anymore.
01:06:00.600 Everything else.
01:06:01.080 Let's stop drinking.
01:06:03.080 Nothing but sour candy.
01:06:04.700 That's all ice cream and sour candy.
01:06:06.880 You guys gave up the margaritas?
01:06:09.260 Well, I haven't.
01:06:10.220 No.
01:06:10.400 I had to quit drinking several years ago.
01:06:13.000 I don't have a problem.
01:06:13.860 I have a hobby.
01:06:14.580 Well, I mean, it seems like every time you do the show, you're drinking.
01:06:18.120 Is that true?
01:06:18.680 Are you drinking right now?
01:06:20.300 This is a spindrift.
01:06:21.920 That's a spindrift.
01:06:22.800 A what?
01:06:24.000 It's a lemon water.
01:06:25.180 It's his fancy, gay little water.
01:06:27.440 This is also what I've replaced booze with.
01:06:29.540 I've gotten very into two things, which is sour candy and then silver.
01:06:33.240 Give me the popcorn.
01:06:33.840 I'm sorry.
01:06:34.620 He's like, Matt, stop yelling about the popcorn.
01:06:36.660 It's very good.
01:06:37.500 Boss, what is the problem?
01:06:38.480 Is it the popcorn?
01:06:39.740 I had a deal.
01:06:40.620 Okay.
01:06:41.080 All right.
01:06:41.480 Sorry, boss.
01:06:42.380 Put the product placement back on the...
01:06:45.220 Go to the full screen so we can...
01:06:47.020 I had the deal ones.
01:06:48.400 They were good.
01:06:50.340 Do your plugs, guys.
01:06:51.460 This Alice popcorn is super good.
01:06:54.540 Yes.
01:06:55.280 Anti-racist popcorn.
01:06:57.840 Very racist popcorn.
01:06:59.780 Well, it's from Central Florida, so I don't know if it's...
01:07:02.280 Popcorn, palm oil, maltodextrin, coconut oil.
01:07:07.360 All good stuff.
01:07:10.440 Now he made me lose my train of thought.
01:07:12.340 I had something really important to say, and the boss just comes in here...
01:07:15.760 He's talking about his drinking habits and how they're going to end up...
01:07:17.800 He said his belly's getting distended.
01:07:20.840 He's found a love for hip-hop music.
01:07:23.120 A couple of claws, and this is me before every Saturday live stream.
01:07:27.160 A couple of claws, and you just start hip-hop dancing to my bullshit music.
01:07:32.560 Well, the powers that be don't want you to hip-hop dance, so they don't want you to do that.
01:07:36.660 You got to fight against them.
01:07:38.300 I think this would be great, and I don't know if you guys are into it.
01:07:41.000 I know you're all the way...
01:07:41.520 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:07:42.480 Go ahead.
01:07:42.780 No, please.
01:07:43.400 I'm sorry.
01:07:43.800 There's a fat black.
01:07:44.760 Oh, she's bald, see?
01:07:50.700 She got that Candace Owens.
01:07:52.160 She got that Candace Owens, baby.
01:07:53.680 She ain't Candace Owens.
01:07:55.500 I would love to, because we're in the season of disclosure, potentially, right?
01:08:00.760 You've got all these things coming out.
01:08:02.460 Louise...
01:08:02.940 So they say.
01:08:03.820 ...Alessandro, which is a guy you should listen to.
01:08:06.980 He's come out, and they've made a documentary.
01:08:08.940 I've been in the Air Force for 28 years, and I've seen UFOs, and somebody goes, I've been
01:08:14.240 in the Navy for 30 years, and I've seen UFOs, and this is the same shit they do every single
01:08:18.000 time.
01:08:18.540 And I think the point of it is to kind of, when they do disclosure, and then you have
01:08:23.700 like your boomer, you know, whatever, uncle go like, I don't know what the fuck this
01:08:28.040 goes.
01:08:28.220 Somebody goes, hold on.
01:08:29.440 I know what's going on.
01:08:30.660 These guys have been in the Air Force for 20 years, and they saw UFOs.
01:08:34.060 And so they can kind of like, you know, parrot it to you, and you can be soothed in your
01:08:38.080 moment of stress.
01:08:39.720 But dude, I just realized, man, Blue Loaded Bible is not going to sponsor us anymore.
01:08:43.020 I don't think they are.
01:08:43.680 They're probably not going to sponsor us.
01:08:44.840 All right, whatever.
01:08:45.500 They're going to stop sending those checks.
01:08:46.560 We don't need it.
01:08:47.080 We have Ella's popcorn.
01:08:48.760 Hold on a second.
01:08:49.400 You guys were sponsored by the Bible?
01:08:53.280 No, we threatened to kill everybody there, and it turned out to be a misunderstanding.
01:08:59.240 That's very Old Testament.
01:09:00.380 Well, I mean, you know, I don't want to bring it up again, but what had happened was, and
01:09:08.560 I'll bring it up again.
01:09:09.280 What had happened was some listeners of ours, because of an episode that we did with a rep
01:09:15.000 from them, they donated like five figures, which I don't know why they did that, because
01:09:18.560 my car won't start sometimes, but whatever.
01:09:21.720 So they donated five figures to Blue Letter Bible.
01:09:24.100 Hold on.
01:09:26.280 And then, and then, my car won't start sometimes.
01:09:28.400 And then, which is like, just the other day, it was like, nope, not today.
01:09:31.740 And I was like, this car is so bad.
01:09:33.660 It is bad.
01:09:34.100 He's got like, what do you do?
01:09:36.040 You pull a fuse out?
01:09:36.500 I have to pull a fuse out, because there's a wiring issue, and I can't get the lights to
01:09:41.020 turn off, so I pull the fuse out, but then the car won't start with a fuse.
01:09:44.320 I just brought my second Subaru.
01:09:46.040 Whatever, dude.
01:09:46.700 That's a lesbian vehicle.
01:09:48.280 Yeah.
01:09:48.400 I have a cheap car if you want to buy one.
01:09:51.060 Yeah, it works great.
01:09:51.980 There's a BMW for sale.
01:09:53.400 Yeah, I got to get rid of.
01:09:54.420 I will not buy a BMW.
01:09:55.900 They're the biggest pieces of shit in the world, and I know that yours is broken down.
01:10:01.080 No, it works.
01:10:02.420 It completely works.
01:10:04.140 It moves around.
01:10:05.840 A little wear and tear, but it works.
01:10:08.020 Huh.
01:10:08.480 I don't know.
01:10:08.940 I don't think I'll take you up on that, but so my car has grave syndrome.
01:10:18.400 So, what the fuck was I talking about?
01:10:26.100 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:10:27.220 So, they donate this money, and then Blue Letter Bible-
01:10:29.960 He said you should put it in a med bed.
01:10:33.760 And Blue Letter Bible goes, take the episode down.
01:10:37.760 And so, because I don't know.
01:10:39.820 I guess we were-
01:10:40.620 But, so then, because of that-
01:10:42.980 So, we go, we're going to kill everybody at Blue Letter Bible.
01:10:46.700 And we just go, no, no, no, no.
01:10:48.200 Don't do that.
01:10:48.860 Well, apparently, it was a big misunderstanding.
01:10:50.780 They never said that.
01:10:52.780 But we did say we were going to kill them all.
01:10:55.500 So-
01:10:56.400 Very rational.
01:10:57.400 That's what to do, yeah.
01:10:58.640 But we were trying to massage that relationship.
01:11:00.920 That massaging is just now it's in there, dude.
01:11:04.920 I'll tell you what, my jaw feels grim.
01:11:07.460 Well, hey, I mean, if they're looking, they're looking for a new show to sponsor.
01:11:11.420 Yeah, we're very Christian.
01:11:12.760 We're, we're some of the most pious people you could ever-
01:11:15.200 Go take a read of Matthew 5, 44.
01:11:17.680 You know, you gotta, you gotta help your enemies.
01:11:19.620 You have to love your enemy.
01:11:21.460 And that'd be like giving us money.
01:11:23.200 Well, we know a rep.
01:11:24.360 Maybe we'll send them your way.
01:11:25.320 Weren't you guys just working for a Jew?
01:11:26.760 Oh, yeah.
01:11:27.060 What happened to that?
01:11:28.460 Hey, hey, I don't work over there.
01:11:30.220 I'm not a blaze guy.
01:11:31.420 I'm doing my own thing.
01:11:32.520 I sit in my room and work on mysterious AI shows.
01:11:36.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:37.480 I mean, look, technically, kind of, kind of.
01:11:42.980 Not really.
01:11:43.880 He's kind of, he's like the, what I do?
01:11:47.800 I mean, I did nothing.
01:11:49.120 It wasn't my fault.
01:11:50.020 I want that on the record.
01:11:51.140 It was nothing.
01:11:51.840 It was not my fault.
01:11:53.640 Yeah.
01:11:53.920 It works for a Jew.
01:11:55.140 Loves black culture.
01:11:56.580 Yeah.
01:11:57.060 Yeah.
01:11:57.420 Now, I don't think they loved that our last week of shows,
01:12:01.100 like our last two weeks of shows,
01:12:02.660 one of the bits I came up with was we were bringing in local Dallas comedians
01:12:07.080 and I was putting the wailing wall on one of our monitors
01:12:09.900 and we would make them kiss the wailing wall and telling them,
01:12:14.020 this is the money wall.
01:12:15.640 And if you kiss this wall, you're going to be huge.
01:12:18.220 That's very funny.
01:12:19.260 Can I ask you a question?
01:12:20.980 Was Lila Hart upset about, because like, that's what,
01:12:24.280 that's what Alex leads off with.
01:12:25.560 He was like, he's like, we got an FM desk one.
01:12:27.440 He goes, Hey, top.
01:12:28.500 I heard that you hate Lila Hart.
01:12:29.760 And then it goes with Lila Hart, like some midget on the couch.
01:12:32.100 I'm like, perfect.
01:12:33.300 Like, I don't, I thought that was a good, that was a great opening.
01:12:35.940 Yeah.
01:12:36.300 I thought, I don't hate you.
01:12:38.100 Yeah.
01:12:38.980 Yeah.
01:12:39.280 No, she's, she's, she's cool about it.
01:12:41.480 I mean, she, she, what choice does she have?
01:12:43.620 She's shiny and can be killed easily.
01:12:45.440 Yeah.
01:12:45.640 I mean, the premise of the whole thing actually was how easily killed she is.
01:12:51.320 She does.
01:12:52.120 She does one of my favorite things, which is she does like a nationwide midget stripper tour.
01:12:57.120 Yeah.
01:12:57.580 Right.
01:12:57.720 Which is very funny to do.
01:13:00.640 I know.
01:13:01.180 It's very funny to do the, the whole bit that, um, that Stein was referencing was about how
01:13:08.040 you said that you could grab her by the ankle and swing her against the corner of a wall
01:13:13.260 and burst her like a balloon.
01:13:14.340 No, no, there's more to it than that.
01:13:15.780 That's what you said.
01:13:16.460 It might fix her spine.
01:13:17.500 Yeah.
01:13:17.980 Some chiropractic.
01:13:19.420 Straight and running.
01:13:20.260 Yeah.
01:13:20.820 It wasn't like a, it wasn't an, I want to do this as much as it was like a, you could
01:13:26.340 feasibly do this.
01:13:27.540 Well, no, no, no.
01:13:28.280 It was a question of, I don't even know where I would find that picture now, but, uh,
01:13:32.060 Oh, her and all the other midgets from the midget tour.
01:13:34.200 I would, this is, this show is so horrible.
01:13:36.200 No, no, so she was in a hotel room with a girl that was seven feet tall and then a girl
01:13:43.800 that's even tinier than her.
01:13:45.120 And there were five of them and they were arranged in size order.
01:13:47.740 They look like the wifi signal.
01:13:48.880 Yeah.
01:13:49.120 So the question was like, you know, in order, which would, yeah, they look like the wifi
01:13:53.200 signal.
01:13:53.700 They kind of did.
01:13:55.940 And it was like in order, like which one would, and I'm a married man.
01:13:59.980 And also this is a Christian show.
01:14:01.240 So I was like, I'm not going to do that.
01:14:02.420 Right.
01:14:02.640 But I was like, yeah.
01:14:03.400 Uh, like how would you, I said, if you had to fight your way out of that room?
01:14:09.080 Well, you used a, uh, a harsher word than that.
01:14:11.680 I don't remember what I said.
01:14:12.400 Well, it was like, cause you know, the, the idea was that you were going to end their,
01:14:16.160 end their lives.
01:14:17.000 Yeah.
01:14:17.160 I was like, well, how would you do it?
01:14:18.340 And how would you end their lives?
01:14:19.040 They're like, Oh, I do this.
01:14:20.080 I do that.
01:14:20.500 And I was like, no, no, no, this is what you do.
01:14:21.520 You take the smallest one.
01:14:22.480 And she was like, like a, kind of like a bowling ball shape.
01:14:24.900 She looked like a little, like a, like, um, kind of like a baby doll.
01:14:28.000 Yeah.
01:14:28.320 You know?
01:14:28.520 Yeah.
01:14:28.740 And I was like, you bust in the room, you grab her by the feet and you, you water balloon
01:14:33.460 her against the corner of the wall.
01:14:36.580 Right.
01:14:37.140 Everyone's covered in blood.
01:14:38.200 And then you tell them to sit down and then you don't have to do anything else.
01:14:41.700 Yeah.
01:14:42.260 This is like, it's like shock and awe.
01:14:44.500 And still fear and get the rest open to just forfeit the bed.
01:14:48.560 And then you make it rain on the rest of them.
01:14:50.400 Yes.
01:14:51.740 You already made it rain.
01:14:53.840 You, you sprayed them with their cohort.
01:14:55.960 Yeah.
01:14:56.460 Raining blood like Slayer.
01:14:57.880 Yeah.
01:14:58.160 I'm now, ladies, let's fucking hit the block.
01:15:01.040 Okay.
01:15:01.300 That was never, that was never, um, that never meant you disliked her.
01:15:05.480 No.
01:15:05.780 So it was weird the way Alex started it.
01:15:07.500 I also find it strange that we were on that show.
01:15:09.900 And then I think that was the beginning of the end.
01:15:11.920 That's when they started looking at letting Brandon go.
01:15:15.060 Is they were like, who fucking this guy's suggestions suck ass.
01:15:19.180 It's not the first time.
01:15:20.680 It's not the first time.
01:15:21.580 I mean, the guy at the Leesburg theater, like, oh yeah.
01:15:24.720 Yeah.
01:15:24.980 Yeah.
01:15:25.320 The, you know about when we got canceled from the theater.
01:15:28.380 Yes.
01:15:28.920 Yes.
01:15:29.240 Yeah.
01:15:29.420 Yeah.
01:15:29.560 For being racist or something like that.
01:15:31.220 Whatever.
01:15:31.780 Right.
01:15:32.080 They go, they call the governor and the governor, the question wasn't like, oh, you're violating
01:15:35.900 the first amendment free speech rights of our citizens.
01:15:38.360 And he was like, no.
01:15:39.560 The question was who booked these guys?
01:15:41.180 Yeah.
01:15:41.620 That was really it.
01:15:42.340 It was who booked these guys.
01:15:44.280 Like, you didn't look at them?
01:15:45.260 By the way, I have a plan.
01:15:47.320 Oh, no.
01:15:47.760 And Madeline in the chat.
01:15:50.080 Can we get AI to make this a better plan?
01:15:52.400 Whatever it is.
01:15:52.820 I don't know.
01:15:53.220 But I think it would be great to have the guys over for this one.
01:15:57.360 So when we do the next Bohemian Grove, I think what we should do is we should do a whole segment
01:16:01.020 where we don't pack muskets.
01:16:02.520 We, we make fun of all these guys.
01:16:04.420 We talk about a Wilcox and a Greer, all the guys that have facilitated the big disclosure
01:16:07.740 thing.
01:16:08.020 We just get up and we just talk shit for a while.
01:16:09.600 But, um, so we lost our venue and there's some venues here in the villages, which is
01:16:15.460 the happiest place in America.
01:16:16.980 It's a retiree center of, of, of the world.
01:16:21.080 And, uh, they have these venues that look like Disney world.
01:16:24.120 They're all immaculate and dystopian.
01:16:26.200 And so I think what we do is we have a, these are so good, uh, a cocktail attire for the
01:16:33.560 first day.
01:16:34.120 Right.
01:16:34.460 And what we do is we all walk in there really dressed really nicely.
01:16:38.740 I got the idea today.
01:16:40.140 We're going to do day one at the VIP, the VIP in, uh, in the coffee shop here in the
01:16:44.180 coffee shop.
01:16:44.840 And I want to tell, cause I don't think Matt's listening to this, but I want to tell everyone
01:16:48.060 mortified actually come dress suit and tie tails.
01:16:51.700 If you got them.
01:16:52.520 Oh yeah.
01:16:52.980 Yeah.
01:16:53.240 Yeah.
01:16:53.400 That's what I'm saying.
01:16:53.880 Like as nice as you can dress, uh, like, uh, yeah.
01:16:56.460 Tails on a, on a, on a, what do you call that?
01:16:59.240 What do you call that?
01:17:00.820 Yeah.
01:17:01.940 Tuxedo.
01:17:02.620 So, um, I was saying Madeline, because you were in the chat, you, you saw this conversation.
01:17:07.260 So we dress up really nice and we act super pompous.
01:17:12.700 Like when we go to rent it, like a monocle, a monocle, you know, tap dancing shoes, whatever.
01:17:18.360 And then we, we secure the venue and then we all pile in there.
01:17:22.100 And then I think what we all do is just wear wife beaters underneath.
01:17:24.780 So as soon as we get in there after the first half hour, everybody disrobe wife beaters
01:17:29.520 underneath.
01:17:29.800 And then we're on stage and it's just black, black, black, black, Guaman, Guaman, black,
01:17:33.520 black, black.
01:17:34.100 And we, but it's too late.
01:17:35.000 Cause it's one day and they can't kick us out.
01:17:36.960 Do they have a nice switch?
01:17:38.940 Yeah.
01:17:39.420 Well, what you need to do, great move.
01:17:41.020 You need to send a Jewish person to go negotiate the deal because then they can't be like,
01:17:46.780 you're antisemitic.
01:17:47.540 Be like, Oh yeah, buddy.
01:17:49.180 Look at fucking, we've got Shlomo over here.
01:17:51.180 Who's going to actually negotiate the contract with you.
01:17:53.860 I think I'll put a clay nose on the last time we had a guy with business acumen that fell
01:17:58.860 apart.
01:17:59.300 Well, no, he never used the business acumen.
01:18:00.920 That was the problem was the business acumen was never deployed.
01:18:03.440 It was like a, it was like a parachute that just never, we never even tugged the string.
01:18:08.820 It was our fault really.
01:18:10.920 Yeah.
01:18:11.400 It crashed.
01:18:12.300 And I love those videos when the parachutes don't go off and they just fucking eat shit.
01:18:17.080 There's like one lady who I got to find this in chat GPT.
01:18:20.740 One lady who like survived.
01:18:22.760 What?
01:18:23.180 Yeah.
01:18:23.420 Yeah.
01:18:23.720 She didn't deploy and she survived.
01:18:27.140 She just bounced.
01:18:28.700 And then it was super messed up about it.
01:18:31.560 Peggy Hill.
01:18:32.280 That's an episode of King of the Hill.
01:18:33.520 She did.
01:18:34.000 She fell through a bunch, like a very thick canopy of trees and that slowed her down enough
01:18:38.360 to just be horribly paralyzed.
01:18:40.300 That's great.
01:18:40.500 Yeah.
01:18:40.640 Yeah.
01:18:40.920 Well, here's the good news.
01:18:42.160 You are alive.
01:18:43.220 Bad news.
01:18:44.140 You wish you were deaf.
01:18:45.220 You're going to shit through a bag for the rest of your life.
01:18:47.500 Yeah.
01:18:47.860 Yeah.
01:18:48.260 Your ass will never work again.
01:18:50.540 Let me see.
01:18:51.120 Tell me, this is how I tell, talk to the demons on AI.
01:18:53.460 Tell me about the lady who survived not deploying her parachute.
01:18:56.080 Tell me.
01:18:56.460 It's super loud.
01:18:57.360 Can you hear me chewing?
01:18:58.180 Yeah.
01:18:58.340 We can hear you chewing.
01:18:59.460 Yeah.
01:18:59.980 Absolutely.
01:19:01.240 Popcorn.
01:19:01.760 I kind of like it.
01:19:02.420 It adds a little ambiance to it.
01:19:04.300 It's a little ASMR.
01:19:06.200 Yeah.
01:19:06.380 Here we go.
01:19:06.840 Like hanging out.
01:19:07.920 Her name is Vesna Volovic.
01:19:11.600 She survived a fall without a parachute.
01:19:14.380 I'm a full of a picture.
01:19:15.260 Nah.
01:19:15.580 Well, she's a pretty lady.
01:19:16.820 Sure.
01:19:17.240 Let's pull.
01:19:18.140 How do I do that?
01:19:18.620 Well, the trouble was.
01:19:19.540 Now, she wants to.
01:19:20.600 I'm sure she's not horribly disfigured.
01:19:22.180 All she did was jump out of a plane and not.
01:19:24.220 Yeah.
01:19:24.380 Let's bring her up over there.
01:19:25.640 Yeah.
01:19:26.100 She's a monster.
01:19:27.220 No.
01:19:27.580 That's not her.
01:19:29.060 No.
01:19:29.320 That's her.
01:19:29.900 That was actually her.
01:19:31.140 She became James Grant.
01:19:32.300 Oh, I think she's like Polish or something.
01:19:35.820 She was a flight attendant, Yugoslavian.
01:19:39.340 Disgusting.
01:19:40.040 So the fall about 10,000 meters.
01:19:43.040 Highest fall without a parachute ever.
01:19:45.340 She was trapped inside the plane's tail section, which detached and fell as a unit rather than
01:19:49.880 falling completely exposed.
01:19:52.200 You're a good reader, dude.
01:19:53.240 Debris.
01:19:53.960 Her injuries.
01:19:54.620 She suffered a fractured skull, two crushed vertebrae, a broken pelvis, several broken ribs,
01:20:00.400 and both legs broken.
01:20:01.900 And she was in a coma for 10 days.
01:20:03.920 Damn.
01:20:04.220 She's washing.
01:20:04.660 You don't need that.
01:20:05.260 She was crushed.
01:20:05.760 Yeah.
01:20:05.940 You don't need your legs.
01:20:07.200 Yeah.
01:20:07.740 No.
01:20:08.100 You definitely don't need your legs.
01:20:09.720 No.
01:20:10.020 They're mostly secondary.
01:20:10.820 You don't need that.
01:20:11.720 Our governor got away with it for a long time.
01:20:13.580 How is she going to cook in the kitchen and be a flight attendant without legs?
01:20:16.780 She's going to wheel through the aisle.
01:20:18.460 Hey, I'll take care of that.
01:20:20.120 That is actually, not to bring this to David Wilcock, but one of the things.
01:20:24.140 Please, please bring this to David Wilcock.
01:20:26.560 Well, last time, last we left off with you guys, David was about to be a trillionaire for
01:20:32.680 two different deals.
01:20:33.520 One was his company, Stavati, was going to replace every single 747 in existence.
01:20:40.200 Yeah.
01:20:40.580 And he was going to get $200 billion, maybe $300 billion for that.
01:20:43.580 But the reason why everyone wanted to buy his plane is, he said, because it had slightly
01:20:47.880 wider aisles.
01:20:49.000 Wider aisles.
01:20:49.740 So someone in a wheelchair would be able to go down the aisles very comfortably.
01:20:53.200 Wheelchair and the fat black flight attendants.
01:20:55.640 Yeah.
01:20:56.880 Well, David, David's hips have been getting...
01:20:58.680 I'm not.
01:20:59.180 I've been doing really good.
01:21:00.260 I've been working out and eating popcorn.
01:21:02.940 No, no, no.
01:21:03.820 You're eating the popcorn.
01:21:05.020 I had a single morsel of dill pickle, Ella's popcorn, and it was delicious.
01:21:09.200 Straight to his hip.
01:21:11.000 All natural ingredients.
01:21:13.440 If you need to lose weight, Perry has all the good snacks you can eat that are low-cal.
01:21:17.360 Yeah.
01:21:17.660 I basically have an eating disorder.
01:21:19.560 So, you know, I can hook it up.
01:21:21.280 Yeah.
01:21:21.680 You have a sweets problem, right?
01:21:23.120 It's a sweets problem.
01:21:24.200 You would identify it as a problem?
01:21:26.440 Well, sort of.
01:21:27.560 I have that, but I also eat, like, all the low-calorie alternatives, like Halo Top ice
01:21:31.860 cream instead of normal ice cream.
01:21:33.860 There's a bunch of different things you can eat a lot of where it doesn't really add the
01:21:37.700 calories.
01:21:38.260 It just makes you sad.
01:21:38.900 I don't think that that's true.
01:21:39.860 I think that you're filled with aspartamine.
01:21:43.800 Aspartamine?
01:21:45.620 I'm half-chemical with this.
01:21:47.520 I'm fucking...
01:21:49.200 I think they preserve me.
01:21:50.760 I'm probably only alive because I pickled my liver and pumped it full of...
01:21:55.640 of sweeteners.
01:21:57.500 I do think that that's true.
01:21:58.640 I think if you cold-turkeyed that right now, you would fall apart rapidly.
01:22:03.920 Right.
01:22:04.360 I think you would probably get Graves' disease.
01:22:06.900 He's held together by Red Dye 40.
01:22:09.440 Yeah.
01:22:10.320 Probably relapsed, to be honest.
01:22:11.960 The candy is the only thing keeping them on the straight and narrow.
01:22:14.480 That is what almost all alcoholics just become addicted to sugar afterwards.
01:22:18.440 There's a lot of sugar in booze.
01:22:19.720 You've got to replace it somehow.
01:22:21.300 So, you know...
01:22:21.560 Wait, but you're not drinking alcohol now?
01:22:23.160 What is that can?
01:22:23.740 It's a spindrift.
01:22:26.120 It's water.
01:22:27.160 It's lemon water.
01:22:28.220 Oh, I thought it was like a...
01:22:29.660 Is that why this show hasn't been as funny?
01:22:31.640 I think so.
01:22:32.500 Yeah.
01:22:34.760 That's so messed up.
01:22:36.400 He's like, are you going to get him to drink again?
01:22:38.600 No.
01:22:40.340 Hey, every time we've done your show, I've been sober.
01:22:43.540 I quit like three years ago.
01:22:45.640 Yeah.
01:22:45.760 Perry had to get off the wagon because it was causing some problems.
01:22:49.020 Killing me.
01:22:49.380 Yes.
01:22:49.780 I was James Rinking out.
01:22:51.340 I had to get a medical detox.
01:22:53.380 And now Brandon just drinks disrespectfully margaritas in his presence, which is...
01:22:58.000 Right.
01:22:58.020 You know, I think that's a...
01:22:59.580 It's to rub it in my face.
01:23:00.640 I think so.
01:23:01.280 Yeah.
01:23:01.420 I think that's what it is.
01:23:02.140 It's like a dominance.
01:23:02.720 It's the yin and yang.
01:23:04.780 You know, one of us has to be fucked up.
01:23:07.180 The show only works intoxicated.
01:23:09.440 We can't both be sober.
01:23:10.700 That'd be bullshit.
01:23:11.640 And then occasionally on our Saturday streams, we'll do what I call a chug stream, which is
01:23:16.720 if you donate $20, I'll slug a White Claw.
01:23:20.240 And I usually end up blacking out during those shows and forget to turn the stream.
01:23:24.340 So one of you has to have a deep love for black music and alcohol, and the other one gets
01:23:31.420 to eat Sour Patch Kids and have a job.
01:23:35.360 And have a job.
01:23:35.980 Yeah.
01:23:38.340 Excuse me.
01:23:39.280 My job is cashing government checks right now.
01:23:42.100 So...
01:23:42.340 Hell yeah, dude.
01:23:42.840 I'd rather have this job.
01:23:43.720 He's on the fucking, you know, not disability.
01:23:46.620 You should be on that.
01:23:47.500 But here on that.
01:23:48.000 I'll get on it soon enough.
01:23:49.180 I'm too retarded to work.
01:23:55.220 Yeah.
01:23:55.580 I can't be expected to work.
01:23:57.080 Oh, I'm too retarded to stop.
01:23:58.400 I saw a lady.
01:23:59.300 I was watching a video when she was...
01:24:01.240 She just had a disability.
01:24:03.380 She was on disability and she's crying as a White woman.
01:24:06.640 And what is she saying?
01:24:07.580 She's going, well, every time I have a job, I start to weep.
01:24:13.360 I'm good.
01:24:14.160 No, don't.
01:24:14.720 No, don't do that, dude.
01:24:15.900 Are you doing a sales pitch right now?
01:24:17.400 Or is this a commercial?
01:24:18.440 I mean it.
01:24:19.180 All right.
01:24:19.800 You're going to eat the whole bag of fucking...
01:24:21.060 I usually don't like the other sponsors.
01:24:22.560 I'm like, we had beef jerky.
01:24:23.620 I was like, fuck this beef jerky.
01:24:24.740 Oh, the biltong was good.
01:24:26.400 I love that shit, especially the spicy one.
01:24:28.360 I was really mad when he said, hey, you guys aren't selling any biltong.
01:24:31.080 I have it in my fridge.
01:24:32.060 It's molded.
01:24:33.100 Oh, well, you're supposed to eat it, dude.
01:24:34.880 You're not supposed to keep it in your fridge.
01:24:36.620 But when he told us, I got to admit, guys, you've not sold a bag of this shit since we started
01:24:41.980 working with you and we've given you thousands of dollars.
01:24:45.180 I said, I was really bummed out, dude.
01:24:49.780 That's kind of like our blue shoe sponsorship, which we had for, I don't know, three weeks.
01:24:54.600 Yeah, three or four weeks.
01:24:56.000 And no one really...
01:24:57.140 I think a few people bought stuff, but then they just never paid us.
01:25:00.060 Yeah, they just said no one ever bought it.
01:25:01.720 They're like, hey, no one's having sex to your podcast.
01:25:05.140 Yeah, you guys are done.
01:25:06.160 Something about your show doesn't make people want to have sex.
01:25:08.580 It's not sexy enough.
01:25:09.260 They put the hips thing in the back.
01:25:10.500 They're like, still not sexy enough.
01:25:11.820 I think if we started working with a sex-related product, we would make a killing.
01:25:17.280 I wouldn't want to do that.
01:25:18.240 Because I think this show makes people want to have a lot of it.
01:25:21.120 No.
01:25:21.540 Right.
01:25:21.940 I think it's true.
01:25:23.300 It's corny-inducing.
01:25:24.400 Well, I mean, this is what I put on when I'm trying to make love.
01:25:27.080 I jack off to you.
01:25:28.260 Like Chronicles, specifically, where we read people's supernatural.
01:25:31.980 Okay, guys, listen, listen, listen.
01:25:33.860 David Wilcock and his wife.
01:25:34.960 Oh, that's right.
01:25:35.500 Please tell us about David Wilcock.
01:25:38.020 Oh, my God.
01:25:38.920 Yes, David.
01:25:39.800 So he was supposed to get $300 billion for those planes.
01:25:42.780 He was going to get $900 billion for his hover cars.
01:25:46.680 Yeah.
01:25:47.200 You guys will be shocked to learn that neither of those things have occurred.
01:25:50.280 And it actually turns out...
01:25:52.380 It's actually very sad, and it's gotten very bad for David.
01:25:55.260 Yeah.
01:25:55.580 He has gotten to the point, he owes the IRS like $1.4 million, $1.5 million.
01:25:59.980 He does not make enough money anymore.
01:26:02.480 And now he's selling his homes in an attempt to pay the IRS.
01:26:08.460 So he had a house in New York, which it was the house he grew up in.
01:26:12.220 But the reason this is so sad is that was supposed to be the Museum of David.
01:26:16.520 When he became the most important man on Earth, which is what he believed will happen, he was going to turn that house in sort of like a memorial where people for generations could come and worship him.
01:26:27.860 That didn't happen.
01:26:29.000 So now he's selling his Colorado house.
01:26:32.800 He really desperately needs money.
01:26:34.500 And I like the move he did, which is he tacked on an extra million to the price point.
01:26:39.400 Yeah.
01:26:39.820 And for some reason thought that was going to sell.
01:26:41.680 So he took a house that was listed on Zillow at like $1.5 million, tried to sell it for $3.2 million.
01:26:47.900 And it's just slowly kind of drifting back down to $2.00 something.
01:26:52.700 He's not doing so hot right now.
01:26:54.840 He stopped smoking weed, I think, and that really fucked him up because he used to do characters.
01:27:01.040 Like he had Angry Daddy and he had Uncle Colin.
01:27:07.340 Yes, Uncle Colin.
01:27:08.140 Angry Daddy.
01:27:08.940 It's very funny.
01:27:09.620 It's him doing his father and the voice is just his father criticizing David.
01:27:13.840 But as David's life has gotten worse, Angry Daddy has just become like someone saying rational things to him.
01:27:19.280 Yeah, I told you so.
01:27:21.400 Yeah.
01:27:21.780 Basically, literally.
01:27:22.500 Yes, literally.
01:27:23.120 Yeah, telling him to stop doing what he's doing and get a fucking job so he can pay his bills.
01:27:27.040 You don't work in the zero-point technology arena.
01:27:30.100 Well, what does a person like David Wilcock do now?
01:27:32.780 Like what can he do as a job?
01:27:36.000 He livestreams.
01:27:36.760 Rope.
01:27:37.700 I think the other thing that happens is Stavadi was theoretically an aircraft manufacturer and they were supposed to sell planes to the government.
01:27:47.440 They got partially evicted from their lot.
01:27:50.240 So they kind of panicked and they were trying to pivot to figure out any way to make money.
01:27:56.300 And one of the things they had done previously is they rented the space to the fucking dumpster company.
01:28:00.920 But I think the company like dumped sewage on the property.
01:28:03.560 So the state won't let them do that anymore.
01:28:05.800 So it's they tried to rent it out to some Chinese car manufacturer the other week and the government shut that down.
01:28:13.720 So it is very likely we will see David basically houseless with no money relatively quickly.
01:28:22.560 I think the possible he ends up in prison given how much he owes the old tax man.
01:28:28.720 Can he dance?
01:28:30.900 I just we're going to bring this on the stage real quick.
01:28:33.660 This guy is gold first off.
01:28:35.060 I mean, just he's the best.
01:28:36.880 He's the best.
01:28:37.380 He's the best.
01:28:37.440 He's the best.
01:28:37.500 He's the best.
01:28:38.020 Gone too soon.
01:28:39.040 Yeah.
01:28:39.580 All right.
01:28:40.880 Here we go.
01:28:41.500 Pull this up because I just reached out to him.
01:28:43.140 I'm hoping this reaches him because I think you've got to really check in on these guys.
01:28:47.180 And who is this?
01:28:47.880 And well, it's it's David Wilcox.
01:28:50.380 And I just said, there you go.
01:28:51.760 Yeah.
01:28:51.960 Yeah.
01:28:52.340 Because you never know.
01:28:53.860 You never know where he's at.
01:28:54.660 He might be in a dark place.
01:28:55.940 Good baby boy.
01:28:56.780 Good baby boy.
01:28:58.300 Well, we're trying.
01:28:59.900 We're trying to get Brandon a job with him because David is asking for someone to cut clips.
01:29:04.140 I know a guy.
01:29:05.460 We know someone who can cut clips for it.
01:29:07.140 We need a fake identity to apply under.
01:29:09.820 Yeah.
01:29:10.000 He's not a big fan.
01:29:11.240 He would have you guys.
01:29:14.340 You know, there might be some issues.
01:29:16.300 We may have said some things in the past that were critical of him.
01:29:19.260 Well, you couldn't have said very much.
01:29:21.040 I mean, he's still alive.
01:29:22.900 Yeah, it's true.
01:29:23.700 We usually wait until they're dead to mock them like gentlemen.
01:29:27.700 Ironically, he's the first white guy we lost.
01:29:29.920 Yeah.
01:29:30.180 But that's because he had the moves of a black man.
01:29:32.520 He had the soul.
01:29:33.240 The soul of a black person in them.
01:29:35.600 Some people do have the soul of a black person in them.
01:29:38.700 And I think that that is clearly what's going on there.
01:29:41.540 Our primary space weirdos, as we call them, have all kind of fallen apart.
01:29:47.080 Because Corey Goode, the other guy we cover most frequently, he just put out a movie for the first time in years.
01:29:54.440 So he had two previous movies.
01:29:55.920 There was Above Majestic.
01:29:56.980 And the other one, I think, was The Cosmic Secret.
01:29:58.960 Each of those made over a million dollars.
01:30:01.320 They have like 10,000 reviews on Amazon.
01:30:03.760 He puts out this new movie.
01:30:05.480 It got a whopping, I think it was 13 reviews when I saw it on Amazon.
01:30:09.600 What happened?
01:30:12.720 His thing, so he was David's partner in crime for Cosmic Disclosure.
01:30:17.340 Corey Goode, another member of the secret space program.
01:30:20.620 He had fought space marines on Oumuamua.
01:30:24.060 He went to the Lunar Operation Command Center on the moon where he saw the Nazi dinosaurs.
01:30:29.780 I always like that detail.
01:30:31.120 The Nazis have dinosaurs on the moon.
01:30:33.040 Nazi dinosaurs, the Mayans flying their space rocks.
01:30:36.160 Yeah, but so he was doing, yeah, it's very believable.
01:30:41.040 He, to make, I'll give you the abridged version of the story, Corey and David's show blew up.
01:30:48.540 Corey tried to sue everyone.
01:30:51.300 And as part of those lawsuits, a deposition of him came out.
01:30:55.840 He had meant to make it private, but he has a very stupid lawyer who forgot to do it.
01:30:59.160 And in that deposition, he admitted he made everything up.
01:31:02.560 But he said, you know, he'd never been to space.
01:31:04.340 And yeah.
01:31:04.800 Yeah, he called it his eye.
01:31:05.440 What if somebody threatened him?
01:31:06.980 You know, like, hey, don't talk about those Nazi dinosaurs.
01:31:10.620 Yeah.
01:31:10.920 So, well, that's kind of the move he's trying to do now.
01:31:13.140 He's trying to make a comeback with this movie.
01:31:15.100 Like, the other, the very fun thing he's been doing is he decided he'd need to get back out into, like, the public eye.
01:31:22.680 Yeah.
01:31:22.920 But because everyone has seen the deposition of him saying he made it all up, like, he won't do any real show that would give him any pushback.
01:31:32.780 So he's been, he's doing the circuit.
01:31:35.140 The first show he appeared on is called The Supernatural Girls.
01:31:37.940 Yeah.
01:31:38.180 Which is hosted, the only thing Supernatural is it is hosted by two corpses.
01:31:43.020 Yeah.
01:31:43.240 They're the most, they're just two undead women.
01:31:46.160 Yeah.
01:31:46.520 Who are 180 years old host this show.
01:31:49.500 Is that true?
01:31:50.320 They're old women?
01:31:52.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:31:53.360 Oh, God, don't look at that.
01:31:55.040 Jesus.
01:31:55.700 Yeah.
01:31:56.200 Even type in, don't type in the word girls on Twitter.
01:32:01.740 Girls with a Z.
01:32:02.540 Yes.
01:32:03.440 Okay, that might help, but I'm afraid now.
01:32:05.840 He had a more recent crash out where he appeared on another show called SNX Radio with Nicole Ann Weaver as the host.
01:32:15.180 This is how obscure this show was.
01:32:17.040 My whole thing is I need to pay attention to what Corey and David are doing, and even I was unaware he was making this appearance.
01:32:23.680 But he goes on this SNX Radio show.
01:32:26.400 There is 10 people in chat watching, 10 live viewers.
01:32:29.840 About eight of those were people from our fan base.
01:32:32.960 Yeah.
01:32:33.240 They started criticizing Corey in the live chat.
01:32:38.640 They were asking him, you know, why he made everything up.
01:32:40.760 The one that really got to him is someone asked why he cheated on his wife, and that kind of threw him into a tizzy.
01:32:46.440 Jeez, man.
01:32:47.660 Oh, yeah, these ladies are older.
01:32:49.280 I wonder, would you think he would come on our show?
01:32:51.200 Show me.
01:32:51.500 I want to see them.
01:32:52.320 Corey.
01:32:52.580 Oh, yeah.
01:32:53.040 Let me see these old girls.
01:32:54.100 You got to do it before, like, the blue light special at the diner.
01:32:57.240 You got to get them early in the day.
01:32:58.660 He probably, honestly, he probably would come on your show.
01:33:01.360 He's pretty desperate.
01:33:02.140 Oh, well, yeah.
01:33:03.220 Corey.
01:33:04.500 We can throw him a couple of bucks.
01:33:06.220 I don't think money might get him.
01:33:08.900 That might be the only way.
01:33:10.320 But maybe like 50 bucks.
01:33:12.120 But, I mean, we could throw him some money.
01:33:13.520 Let's see what we got here.
01:33:14.700 This is just their intro.
01:33:15.880 This is their intro.
01:33:16.960 Yeah.
01:33:17.200 There they are.
01:33:20.280 There are girls.
01:33:21.380 Oh, the ones at the top or the bottom.
01:33:23.580 It's the two at the top.
01:33:24.960 Yeah.
01:33:25.200 It's the two Patricias?
01:33:26.420 Oh, yeah.
01:33:26.880 They're a...
01:33:27.400 Yeah.
01:33:28.020 Patricia and Patricia?
01:33:28.880 What the fuck?
01:33:30.700 Corey, we're going to have a reach for you.
01:33:33.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:33:34.280 I love it.
01:33:35.040 I love how she was like, you know what'll do it?
01:33:36.960 Put the Z on the end.
01:33:38.500 That'll do it.
01:33:39.160 That's what the young people...
01:33:40.240 They love spelling shit with Zs.
01:33:42.580 Yeah.
01:33:43.160 But, yeah.
01:33:43.700 Just finish...
01:33:44.540 Patricia and Patricia.
01:33:45.300 What is that?
01:33:46.040 Patricia and Patricia.
01:33:46.920 What a bizarre thing to have happen.
01:33:50.400 But, so, Corey gets flustered by our fans criticizing him and he makes a giant fucking mistake.
01:33:56.800 He had been in a settlement conference with one of the lawsuits that had been going on.
01:34:00.920 And in the court documents, it says so many times it is a confidential conference and you
01:34:07.020 cannot share any of the details.
01:34:08.960 Yeah.
01:34:09.320 Corey gets flustered.
01:34:10.280 He starts sharing the details on the show, which then gets sent to the opposing counsel.
01:34:15.540 Well, and Corey is now being held in contempt of court.
01:34:18.700 Oh, my God.
01:34:19.180 So, he has to...
01:34:21.020 He has a hearing on the 17th and then he has to go in person on the 30th.
01:34:25.000 But, yes, his life is not done well and his movie fucking sucks.
01:34:28.940 Well, and one of his...
01:34:29.940 It does make you wonder if what's happening there is, like, these people...
01:34:34.320 Because they're kind of tangentially...
01:34:36.400 Tangentially?
01:34:37.940 Tangentially.
01:34:38.500 I'm reaching out to the supernatural girls.
01:34:40.360 Right.
01:34:40.600 Yeah.
01:34:40.780 Reach out to those.
01:34:41.500 Patricia and Patricia.
01:34:43.040 Tell me what's going on.
01:34:44.160 They're associated with Disclosure on, like, some...
01:34:48.080 You know, the whole thing is, like, kind of a shit show.
01:34:51.240 But they're associated with it and they're kind of the people that have been, like, pushing
01:34:55.300 it along.
01:34:55.880 Wilcox and Greer and all these guys.
01:34:58.720 And I don't know if it's just, like, organic success because the public is ready for the
01:35:04.180 aliens.
01:35:04.640 Like, give us the aliens.
01:35:05.340 And so you make a documentary, like, Above Majestic.
01:35:08.240 Which, by the way, I think Above Majestic really lay the groundwork for the whole fucking
01:35:11.020 QAnon movement in a big way.
01:35:12.440 The language.
01:35:13.320 My bad.
01:35:14.020 And so...
01:35:14.800 I don't have my gun.
01:35:15.500 Oh, these ladies have been doing this for a while.
01:35:17.160 Four years.
01:35:17.540 Well, they're 700 years old.
01:35:19.800 Yeah.
01:35:20.860 They're just living.
01:35:22.860 They're crushing.
01:35:24.000 Living for a while.
01:35:26.020 So I wonder what happens.
01:35:27.260 Is it, like, do they experience organic success because the topic is catching fire?
01:35:32.240 Or does somebody tell them, like, hey, this thing is coming to a head and you guys are
01:35:36.580 going to be associated with it?
01:35:38.100 And because they all seem to make really, really bad business decisions.
01:35:41.580 They don't know how to handle their money.
01:35:43.700 And it's almost like they think a lot more money is coming than what is reasonable.
01:35:49.060 You know, like, if you do a banger of a documentary, which Above Majestic was kind of a banger of a
01:35:52.820 documentary just in its production, you go, like, good job, guys.
01:35:57.920 Like, we did it.
01:35:58.880 Right?
01:35:59.120 And then you go, like, let's spend this money wisely.
01:36:00.900 You don't go, it's time to start, you know, going apeshit because they seem to think more
01:36:07.500 money is coming from somewhere.
01:36:08.620 So I wonder if they were ever told that that would be the case.
01:36:12.060 I think my sort of theory on this is a lot of these disclosure guys, they have the life
01:36:16.720 cycle of an NFL running back, which is, like, you have three years.
01:36:20.440 You're a guy who shows up.
01:36:21.580 You have new shit to say.
01:36:22.920 And the best part about being a new guy is you can go, whatever my big thing is, the
01:36:27.700 end of the world ascension.
01:36:28.800 It's going to happen on this date.
01:36:30.900 And because you haven't been wrong a bunch before, people kind of cut you that slack.
01:36:34.500 Yeah.
01:36:34.840 You get about three to five years of pushing that date back until eventually the whole
01:36:39.920 thing collapses.
01:36:40.720 But I think, I mean, a lot of these guys are genuinely very stupid.
01:36:45.180 Yeah.
01:36:45.740 Especially Corey.
01:36:46.660 Corey is just a phenomenally dumb man.
01:36:48.840 So I think he thought the gravy train would never end.
01:36:52.060 He was acting like a fucking mob boss.
01:36:54.460 And one of the lawsuits, he sent a guy to, like, spy on someone's house in Puerto Rico.
01:37:01.700 He filmed this guy in his house.
01:37:03.700 And then he tried to put together what he called a spooky video to scare him.
01:37:08.940 He released a video on YouTube.
01:37:11.560 He also called Dr.
01:37:12.780 Greer pedophile, which is kind of funny.
01:37:14.360 But these people, I think they're all fucking losers who get a taste of power for the first
01:37:20.340 time in their life.
01:37:21.000 And they just absolutely spiral out of control.
01:37:24.360 And how many of these people, since you're looking at them, how many of these people claim
01:37:29.180 to have had experiences with these entities, do you think we could rehabilitate them?
01:37:33.400 No.
01:37:34.060 So, but how many of them?
01:37:35.880 I think we can.
01:37:36.660 Yeah.
01:37:37.020 I think we could save David.
01:37:38.460 Yeah.
01:37:38.660 David is savable.
01:37:39.840 Yeah.
01:37:40.460 Corey's a scumbag.
01:37:43.460 He's too gay.
01:37:44.940 Yeah.
01:37:45.540 I think.
01:37:46.180 Well, he's got that.
01:37:47.420 He's got a veneer of, like, respectability that he tries to maintain.
01:37:51.740 Greer is too catty.
01:37:53.180 He just, he just proved that with the age of disclosure shit, where someone came out and they were getting
01:37:57.120 a little buzz for being an alien guy.
01:37:59.180 And Greer being the catty gay guy is, it's like, no, that we got to boycott that movie.
01:38:03.380 That's a bad movie.
01:38:04.620 So I think he's just upset that the spotlight isn't on him anymore.
01:38:08.920 Well, I mean, he does see, I'm actually looking at something right now where people are going
01:38:12.260 back and forth and they're like, Steven Greer has given me evidence, but Alessandro isn't
01:38:16.460 giving me evidence.
01:38:17.180 He's giving me government narrative.
01:38:19.320 And I'm like, why are you guys arguing over these idiots?
01:38:21.460 I don't think that you should be in either camp.
01:38:23.600 That's a ridiculous illusion that you should have to be in, in the Alessandro or Greer camp.
01:38:27.920 But I just wonder that, um, because that date setting that you're talking about, there are
01:38:33.800 people that have these experiences and you know, whether it's abduction or otherwise, and
01:38:38.900 these entities are always telling them like, it's coming, it's coming.
01:38:42.120 Don't worry soon.
01:38:42.860 You're going to ascend.
01:38:43.920 You're going to be rescued from your satanic elite.
01:38:46.320 Uh, you're going to take your place among the galactic federation and you, and that they're
01:38:51.180 always kind of an idiot.
01:38:52.540 You are a special one.
01:38:54.480 Who's going to spread that message X, Y, Z.
01:38:56.920 So when I look at these guys from the outside, looking in, I'm like, this is like the, the
01:39:00.760 highest level of that kind of a character that gets told some shit in a vision in a dream
01:39:06.080 or whatever is getting in.
01:39:07.500 And some people think that it's just a military personnel, blacking you from outside with
01:39:12.000 a frequency gun and putting this shit in your head.
01:39:14.360 Um, but either way it's, it fits the narrative, you know what I mean?
01:39:17.660 And then what they historically do is date set over and over and over again.
01:39:22.860 And some shit just never comes to pass.
01:39:24.400 And I can't help, but wonder like, are these guys, you know, I'm sure Wilcox probably says,
01:39:28.360 Oh, I was, you know, they did the thing to me, whatever the thing is, maybe the rape,
01:39:32.540 maybe the abduction.
01:39:33.740 Yeah.
01:39:33.980 I was, it was a multiple sodomy.
01:39:35.940 It was what happened to him.
01:39:37.380 Yeah.
01:39:38.500 Oh, it's unfortunate.
01:39:39.840 I mean, you know, to be sodomized, uh, once is, you know, sodomize me once shame on you.
01:39:45.280 That's the kind of guy who massages face instead.
01:39:47.500 You do massage.
01:39:48.140 He needs a face massage.
01:39:50.060 Well, David would present something other than his face to massage.
01:39:53.860 One of my favorite David details is he used to, when he had money, he paid for it.
01:39:58.360 For 12 hours of massages a week.
01:40:00.460 Yeah.
01:40:00.640 And I looked up his massage therapist.
01:40:02.660 He was spending something like $11,000 a month on massages.
01:40:06.480 And then going on his live stream and being like, I don't have any money.
01:40:10.760 You got to send me money.
01:40:12.100 I can't afford food.
01:40:13.760 And then also getting $11,000 to get jerked off every week.
01:40:19.100 No, no, no.
01:40:19.860 He can't get hard when people touch him.
01:40:21.440 I think it's purely, he thinks he has some sort of like demonic energy stored within him
01:40:27.640 because when he was a child, he was tobogganing down Monkey Hill.
01:40:31.700 Right.
01:40:32.060 And he went off the hill and he fell and he hurt his hip and forever he was changed.
01:40:37.700 Never would he be restored to what he once was.
01:40:40.220 So he has to pay a lot of money to get the demon out of his hip from Monkey Hill.
01:40:43.900 Yeah.
01:40:45.480 This is fascinating.
01:40:46.020 You could have made all that up right now.
01:40:47.700 No, I believe it.
01:40:48.480 And I've got no, I don't know how to place that.
01:40:49.880 I wish I was making this job up.
01:40:51.640 We're not that funny, dude.
01:40:52.640 No, I could never be as funny as David.
01:40:55.340 Some people want to interfere with what David's doing.
01:40:57.860 No, you must just observe because he's going to do something so retarded we can never dream
01:41:02.960 of it.
01:41:03.460 Like if someone in 2015 told me he was going to lose all his money to hover cars, like
01:41:08.620 I never could have come up with something that funny.
01:41:10.780 That's the dumbest fucking thing to do.
01:41:12.900 Well, he was the darling of the UFO community.
01:41:15.180 He was bringing in millions every year doing the speaking circuit.
01:41:18.360 Yeah.
01:41:18.640 And then Corey ruined him.
01:41:20.520 Yeah.
01:41:20.840 They really fucked everything up.
01:41:22.320 Yeah.
01:41:22.960 Yeah.
01:41:23.180 Have you guys considered doing like an unauthorized biography of him?
01:41:26.420 Oh, a hundred percent.
01:41:27.780 You guys should do that.
01:41:29.040 He's like, it's right here.
01:41:30.040 As a matter of fact.
01:41:31.120 Holy shit.
01:41:31.580 You have one?
01:41:33.600 No, that's actually an AI book.
01:41:35.860 I got this in the mail one day and I had no idea it was coming.
01:41:38.820 It's a book with my picture on the front.
01:41:41.300 Yeah.
01:41:42.680 If I was good at hosting a show, I'd know to show it to the audience.
01:41:45.380 Decoding David the Gay Conspiracy?
01:41:47.600 I got this in the mail absolutely out of nowhere.
01:41:53.820 Yeah.
01:41:54.020 I was like, what the fuck is this?
01:41:55.780 I don't remember writing a book, but I was able to track it down.
01:41:59.380 Apparently, there was a service that will write these books, but it really is like it's a full book.
01:42:04.100 Remember when that happened to us when somebody did that, they generate an AI book off of our research.
01:42:11.440 One of the lies we told.
01:42:14.600 We had like this whole body of research across like multiple episodes.
01:42:18.300 And then all of a sudden, one day, the whole thing was like in a book.
01:42:22.020 And I just hadn't been prepared yet for what AI could do and how quick it could do it and how easy it is to publish a book on Amazon.
01:42:28.780 And I was freaked out.
01:42:30.620 I was like, how the fuck did this happen, dude?
01:42:32.300 Like, we just finished this research and now it's a book at all.
01:42:35.180 And then I was like, oh, wait, this hasn't sold any copies.
01:42:37.400 It's literally just me.
01:42:38.680 It was printed yesterday.
01:42:39.760 I would have been so pumped, though, if that showed up in the mail.
01:42:42.800 I mean, you must have been tickled, dude.
01:42:44.540 I was pretty psyched.
01:42:45.460 I thought for a second maybe there was some sort of alternate timeline me that was doing much better than this timeline.
01:42:50.740 I was an author in another timeline, but no, no, apparently.
01:42:54.760 It was AI.
01:42:55.300 Yeah.
01:42:55.640 But it is just a whole book of me calling David Gay, which kind of sums up our show very well.
01:43:00.520 That would be the book.
01:43:02.060 Yeah, yeah.
01:43:02.900 That's amazing.
01:43:03.620 As we bring this episode in for a landing, if you could do some time travel, go back, introduce yourself to David while he's on Monkey Hill.
01:43:13.060 What is the one thing that you would tell him to avoid to make his life better?
01:43:20.520 There's something very special to him.
01:43:22.560 He has something he calls his sacred pajamas.
01:43:25.780 Sacred pajamas, yes.
01:43:26.900 There's two parts to this story.
01:43:29.800 He first appeared on Project Camelot with Carrie Cassidy, the wonderful Carrie Cassidy, somewhere around like 2006.
01:43:36.440 And he shows these pajamas.
01:43:38.400 They're yellow pajamas.
01:43:39.160 They have a football player, like wearing the helmet, you know, running on the front.
01:43:43.120 And he says these are his sacred pajamas.
01:43:45.700 He wore them and he had a magical experience with the aliens.
01:43:49.420 And he was able to, like, astral project from his body and go out into the world, so on and so forth.
01:43:55.080 I'm pretty sure this is just Mormonism.
01:43:57.100 That was, yeah.
01:43:57.640 Yeah, yeah.
01:43:58.040 He was Mormon when he was young.
01:43:59.400 So cut to 2023 or so.
01:44:04.020 He's doing a live stream.
01:44:05.900 He shows his pajamas.
01:44:07.500 He goes, these are the pajamas.
01:44:08.620 I got raped him.
01:44:09.760 Yeah.
01:44:10.360 Whoa.
01:44:11.720 And then he starts showing.
01:44:13.480 He shows the football player and the football player.
01:44:15.640 He's kind of being tackled.
01:44:16.760 Yeah, he was being tackled.
01:44:17.860 He's like, that's the programming for sodomy.
01:44:20.780 He has a penis.
01:44:21.440 The football helmet.
01:44:22.400 The football helmet kind of looks like a dick.
01:44:24.520 So that was also the guy who fucked me.
01:44:26.240 Yeah.
01:44:26.800 But so I would tell him not to wear the rape pajamas.
01:44:29.700 Like, this is where I'm going with this.
01:44:31.220 Those aren't rape pajamas.
01:44:32.380 Those are special magic pajamas, dude.
01:44:34.020 Don't say that.
01:44:34.780 Like, if you gave me a pair of rape pajamas, I'd assume that they do the opposite.
01:44:38.780 Oh, they would protect?
01:44:40.160 Keep the rape away.
01:44:41.620 Yeah.
01:44:41.820 You want rape on that side.
01:44:44.080 Yeah, yeah.
01:44:44.740 Not rape encouraging pajamas.
01:44:47.140 Well, you didn't read the small print.
01:44:49.060 It's like how inflammable means flammable.
01:44:51.040 Well, sometimes on Amazon, if you don't read the print properly,
01:44:54.040 you get it mailed to you.
01:44:55.240 You're like, well, this isn't what I want.
01:44:56.560 I wanted the don't rape me pajamas, not the rape me ones.
01:44:59.460 Then you put them on and it starts happening.
01:45:01.200 You're like, wait a tick.
01:45:01.980 Well, he just looked, he looked very hot in them.
01:45:04.380 And, you know, you can't blame the Illuminati.
01:45:06.080 They got rape.
01:45:07.580 Was he like one of the PJs?
01:45:10.060 Oh, I'm so glad someone said he kept the pajamas.
01:45:12.640 Yes, it's psychotic.
01:45:13.820 He has them in like a vacuum sealed bag.
01:45:16.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:45:16.760 By his desk.
01:45:17.880 Because in the middle of this live stream,
01:45:19.540 I don't think he intended on talking about it.
01:45:21.760 He just reaches down and pulls it up.
01:45:23.440 He has them ready to go.
01:45:24.460 There's the rape pajamas.
01:45:25.780 This bag of popcorn.
01:45:27.400 This is brought to you by Ellis rape pajamas.
01:45:34.320 We're going to have to take them off the website.
01:45:36.040 They're not going to like this.
01:45:37.120 No, it's a joke.
01:45:38.200 There's no pajamas.
01:45:39.100 If you guys buy some popcorn, they might like it.
01:45:41.160 No, that's true.
01:45:41.980 I think this is a new merch idea, to be honest with you.
01:45:45.560 You want to design some new merch.
01:45:46.980 Yeah, we should sell pajamas.
01:45:49.280 But these keep it going.
01:45:50.360 They want to ask about my pajamas.
01:45:53.160 It would be disingenuous of me to call them pajamas.
01:45:56.400 Sell pajamas.
01:45:57.900 Yeah.
01:45:58.780 Yeah.
01:45:59.020 What's your deal with pajamas?
01:46:00.800 Are you anti-PJs?
01:46:02.320 Just shirt, dog.
01:46:03.540 Just shirt.
01:46:04.580 That's it.
01:46:04.860 Okay.
01:46:05.380 Hawk out.
01:46:06.260 Just shirt like a girl.
01:46:08.000 Just wear a long shirt.
01:46:09.380 But I asked him the same question.
01:46:17.300 I said, long shirt, no pants.
01:46:18.800 He's like, I never said long shirt, belly shirt, whatever.
01:46:21.540 Sure.
01:46:22.000 I want those 80 cropped off.
01:46:23.700 Yeah.
01:46:24.560 Like Johnny Depp.
01:46:26.140 Yeah.
01:46:27.100 That's pretty sick.
01:46:28.020 I like that move.
01:46:29.040 I couldn't do that.
01:46:29.600 When he hears like a bump in his house, he just pulls his pistol out and goes and clears
01:46:33.320 his home dick out.
01:46:35.060 Put on my rape pajamas.
01:46:36.760 Yeah.
01:46:37.520 That's what he yells through the house.
01:46:38.780 He goes, whoever's here better have on their rape pajamas.
01:46:44.700 Have you ever cleared your house in the dark?
01:46:48.400 I just hope for death.
01:46:50.100 I don't bother clearing it.
01:46:51.360 I feel that the Reaper is coming for me.
01:46:53.020 I'll just.
01:46:54.220 I'm that house.
01:46:55.940 I cleared my house.
01:46:57.360 Okay.
01:46:58.760 I can rape pajamas.
01:47:00.100 Keep them right next to them.
01:47:01.440 With just a T-shirt.
01:47:02.080 That's what I waited for.
01:47:03.480 Okay.
01:47:03.840 That's pretty sick.
01:47:04.900 I just have Japanese knives and I've kind of staked out what I would hide.
01:47:08.780 I'm going to sneak up on them and stab them.
01:47:11.780 Yeah.
01:47:11.980 That's a good move.
01:47:12.920 If you have a hallway in your house, asymmetrical warfare, you funnel them into the narrow hallway
01:47:17.360 where their numbers count for nothing.
01:47:18.940 No, what I've done is I put.
01:47:20.620 So by the time you make it to my room, you've got to go upstairs and you've already killed
01:47:24.820 one of my kids.
01:47:25.660 Yeah.
01:47:25.900 Before you get to me, there's another one in my kids' bedroom.
01:47:29.020 Yeah.
01:47:29.220 So we'll hear them.
01:47:30.140 We'll hear them scream.
01:47:31.180 Yeah.
01:47:31.400 And we'll be like, we've got time.
01:47:32.480 I could clean.
01:47:33.040 I could even clean my gun.
01:47:34.160 Yeah.
01:47:34.560 I could do whatever I want.
01:47:35.400 And then once they turn to get to the other kid, then I shoot them in the back.
01:47:39.440 All right.
01:47:39.900 Brandon W. says, how do we get the popcorn?
01:47:41.740 If you go, there's a dropdown on TopLobster.com.
01:47:43.860 Don't tell them what we say.
01:47:45.720 No, please, please don't ruin this for them.
01:47:48.400 Please.
01:47:49.060 They need this popcorn.
01:47:50.220 I need this popcorn money, guys.
01:47:53.200 I need this.
01:47:54.480 That's the only thing that's giving me a blue start.
01:47:56.720 My car won't start, dude.
01:47:58.240 Blue Letter Bible's doing way better than I am.
01:48:00.300 All right.
01:48:01.760 Guys, I guess the last question that we're going to ask you before we get kicked out of
01:48:06.160 the studio, we should go back to your place.
01:48:09.260 Are you guys having fun in all of your pursuits and just looking into the life of Wilcox?
01:48:16.640 No, he's unemployed.
01:48:17.820 This other guy's addicted to sugar.
01:48:19.080 Oh, yeah.
01:48:19.840 It's horrible.
01:48:20.700 Yeah.
01:48:21.160 It's all in a park.
01:48:22.120 To be honest, for us, that's crushing.
01:48:24.060 Living off the government dole, eating candy.
01:48:26.140 Look, that is how our podcast started.
01:48:27.940 Eating candy?
01:48:29.500 That's how the show started is we're both just doing too many drugs and jobless.
01:48:35.120 And it feels fitting that we might cycle back around to that.
01:48:37.880 It's come full circle, dude.
01:48:38.760 Yeah, returning to our roots.
01:48:40.220 Yeah.
01:48:40.520 That's good.
01:48:41.140 Well, that's the thing about life is it corkscrews, but it gets tighter.
01:48:45.580 So look forward to doing this exact thing again in five months.
01:48:48.800 Because that's what the cycles get tighter as you go forward in time.
01:48:52.880 But yeah, it is like that.
01:48:54.440 Everything comes back around.
01:48:55.700 Yeah.
01:48:55.900 I'm going to show up to Bohemian Grove with my resume and I'm just going to start handing
01:48:59.860 it out to people.
01:49:01.420 You know, hopefully someone's hiring.
01:49:03.740 Maybe I come.
01:49:04.520 Dude, I will show a little skin.
01:49:05.840 If you need a new barista, I'll fucking, I will slut it up and make some good ass coffee.
01:49:09.980 100%, dude.
01:49:10.380 We could always use a good barista.
01:49:12.340 Yeah.
01:49:12.800 But I hope you guys will come.
01:49:13.940 I know you're in Texas, but it would be super dope if you guys made it here.
01:49:20.060 It's the first week of March, 6th and 7th.
01:49:23.480 It's a Friday and a Saturday.
01:49:25.540 If we find a venue.
01:49:26.400 If we find a venue.
01:49:27.160 But I really would love to do that.
01:49:29.940 I would love to just take the piss out of all of the wonderful people who have brought
01:49:33.820 us disclosure.
01:49:34.720 I think that would be great, dude, to just beat them to death on stage together.
01:49:40.060 By that time, honestly, by the time this rolls around, we might actually have aliens.
01:49:45.520 We might all be wrong.
01:49:46.600 That's true.
01:49:47.140 Well, I would think we should still make fun of David Wilcock and everything because aliens
01:49:50.800 are not.
01:49:51.360 He's a disaster.
01:49:52.680 And, you know, he's redeemable.
01:49:54.480 We're going to fix him.
01:49:54.960 Well, he is redeemable.
01:49:55.760 I'm going to invite him on stage.
01:49:57.580 Look, the best outcome is David ends up being right.
01:50:01.120 Yes, that I've always said it'd be very funny if one of these guys gets rich again and then
01:50:05.300 just pays to have is executed.
01:50:07.100 David has said if he makes enough money, we're in trouble.
01:50:11.560 Yes, he has threatened a lawsuit multiple times.
01:50:14.680 Every time he thought his aerospace company was going to get funded, he would show up on
01:50:18.320 his live stream.
01:50:18.860 He's like, I'm suing these fucking guys.
01:50:20.740 I'm suing.
01:50:21.440 So far, he's yet to happen.
01:50:22.780 But, you know, if he gets that money, we will deal with that when it comes to it.
01:50:27.600 I'm thinking about doing this, but I also think that it probably would get sued.
01:50:30.460 I think David Wilcock got Alex Stein's show taken off the police.
01:50:35.300 I think he was coming for Brandon, but he hit Alex Stein.
01:50:39.520 I'm thinking about extending an invite because you know how we want to dress in suits and
01:50:44.120 go to the thing and everything's kosher here.
01:50:45.880 You just said that right now.
01:50:46.840 I don't know if we want to.
01:50:47.900 Lee is a big word.
01:50:49.040 What I want to do is I want to...
01:50:51.160 Vosotras.
01:50:51.740 This is the...
01:50:52.520 No, that's like the king's...
01:50:53.740 Shut up.
01:50:54.600 Let's not do Mexican.
01:50:55.940 No, we speak English.
01:50:57.380 Sorry, I don't want to end the show with Mexican.
01:50:59.660 But I want to extend an invite to Wilcock and be like, come and speak at our...
01:51:03.780 We should do it like real nice, like engraved fancy letterhead.
01:51:07.020 Please, please do.
01:51:08.660 We have tried to reach out to him.
01:51:10.640 I don't think he trusts that we really actually love him and have his best interest at heart.
01:51:15.000 So maybe you guys can get to him.
01:51:17.180 What if we shake a little money in front of him?
01:51:19.920 How much money?
01:51:20.740 I don't know.
01:51:21.660 1.5 mil?
01:51:22.720 He's in the hole for 1.5 mil.
01:51:24.240 That's a lot.
01:51:24.560 Yeah, but at that point when you're trying to make ends meet, you know...
01:51:28.120 He's not smart enough.
01:51:29.440 Well, you got to take everything you can get.
01:51:31.380 And we say, hey, man, come and talk about disclosure.
01:51:33.920 Come and talk about...
01:51:34.840 That's like gambler addiction mentality where you're like, I'm 1.5 in the hole.
01:51:39.280 I need 1.5 right now.
01:51:40.820 Yeah, that's it.
01:51:41.440 You know, instead of like getting like 200 here.
01:51:43.540 Yeah, exactly.
01:51:44.500 Yeah, he is a gambling addict, except he's addicted to gambling about when the world is going to end.
01:51:50.600 Yeah, yeah.
01:51:51.180 He just keeps gambling on the end.
01:51:52.500 Honestly, if you were going to bet on anything, like that's the thing.
01:51:55.420 Yeah.
01:51:56.220 Maybe we could offer him some Ella's popcorn.
01:52:00.140 No flavor.
01:52:02.280 No added all natural ingredients.
01:52:05.840 Ego-friendly, flexible patch packaging.
01:52:09.040 Gluten-free.
01:52:10.140 Strawberry hibiscus.
01:52:11.720 Wow.
01:52:12.460 Strawberry hibiscus.
01:52:13.120 I love flowers in my food.
01:52:14.660 That'll be the official sponsor of our segment at Bohemian Grove.
01:52:18.280 Yeah, so we'll be sponsored by flower corn.
01:52:21.640 Flower popcorn.
01:52:23.020 These ladies are going to freak the fuck out when they see this.
01:52:25.180 Do you want with a little sour patch dropped in?
01:52:28.080 That'll be the special edition.
01:52:29.540 Yeah, that could be a fairy corn.
01:52:30.760 I know you've been freezing them.
01:52:31.720 Melt them and then shake them in the popcorn.
01:52:33.560 No, because he likes the pain.
01:52:35.180 He does like the pain.
01:52:36.400 I understand.
01:52:36.860 When he bites it, he goes, oh, it hurts.
01:52:39.200 He just wants to feel something, anything.
01:52:41.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:52:42.260 It's like chewing rocks.
01:52:43.620 It hurts.
01:52:44.100 It's the same reason I cut myself, just to feel anything.
01:52:46.620 Just to feel something.
01:52:47.720 Something that tells me I'm alive.
01:52:49.780 This is why they're just chomping at the bit to get sued by David Wilcox.
01:52:53.540 All right, guys.
01:52:54.160 Yeah.
01:52:54.820 Before we get out of here, tell everybody where they can find you.
01:52:57.600 Oh, my God.
01:52:58.900 Patreon.com slash Hidden Plainsite Pod.
01:53:01.480 We are at the Hidden Pod on Twitter, at Hidden Plainsite Radio on Instagram.
01:53:06.180 He is at Brandon Steele Hidden on Instagram.
01:53:08.600 I think that's everything we do, a live stream every Saturday on YouTube, Rumble on Twitter.
01:53:15.740 Oh, that's sexy.
01:53:16.940 No, that's sexy, David.
01:53:18.220 It's a deal with David Wilcox with a huge team.
01:53:20.820 Yeah, yeah.
01:53:21.160 That's David.
01:53:22.720 Oh, my God.
01:53:23.820 Every week.
01:53:24.780 Every week, David Wilcox with a huge team.
01:53:27.160 For a year as well, yes.
01:53:29.240 This is, I mean, this is a great place to be, man.
01:53:32.500 Yeah.
01:53:32.800 A great lane to be in.
01:53:34.220 Is that what you mean?
01:53:34.640 Yeah, we've abandoned the silly, but the silly is still here in full force.
01:53:37.780 Oh, yeah.
01:53:38.340 Dude, guys, go and support these guys because they don't have a job anymore.
01:53:41.040 Oh, my God.
01:53:42.000 Jesus Christ.
01:53:43.460 Every other.
01:53:44.360 What the fuck is this?
01:53:45.860 I can't do this.
01:53:48.180 You guys know where to support them.
01:53:50.040 Good God.
01:53:52.100 Thanks for coming on, guys.
01:53:53.360 Thanks for everything.
01:53:54.940 We love you guys.
01:53:55.560 You're the best, man.
01:53:56.280 Yeah, seriously.
01:53:57.000 Thank you.
01:53:57.680 Pleasure as always, fellas.
01:53:59.160 All right.
01:53:59.920 All right, guys.
01:54:00.460 We'll see you next week or something, baby.
01:54:02.940 Don't forget to obey some men comply.
01:54:06.580 Go buy the popcorn.
01:54:07.960 Go buy the popcorn.
01:54:08.780 Bye.
01:54:32.940 Bye.
01:54:39.780 Bye.
01:54:40.660 Bye.
01:54:41.740 Bye.
01:54:42.100 Bye.
01:54:42.820 Bye.
01:54:43.300 Bye.
01:54:43.720 Bye.
01:54:45.120 Bye.
01:54:45.960 Bye.
01:54:46.060 Bye.
01:54:46.400 Bye.
01:55:01.300 Bye.