Nephilim Death Squad - Kash Patel Bestiality, Ed Sheeran & Israel, Black Juror Clancy Case ｜ N2A w⧸ Royce Lopez

00:00:00.000 Your body is always giving you signals.

00:00:02.580 WHOOP helps you understand them.

00:00:04.400 WHOOP is the wearable health and fitness coach that provides personalized insights

00:00:08.600 into your sleep, recovery, strain, and overall health to help you make better decisions every day.

00:00:14.120 Whether you're training, working, traveling, or just trying to feel your best,

00:00:18.420 WHOOP shows you what helps your performance and what might be holding you back.

00:00:22.340 Listen to your body, build better habits, see where WHOOP can take you.

00:00:26.380 Try Whoop free for 30 days at whoop.com.

00:00:56.380 BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario.

00:01:00.100 You can't see the intro. 0.96

00:01:02.100 Oh, we're live right fucking now. 0.93

00:01:03.380 What if I train the GrokBot to only talk like Benny Siegel 0.92

00:01:06.320 and I upload all the Benny Siegel songs that I possibly can

00:01:09.680 and I go talk to me like Benny Siegel.

00:01:10.880 We're talking about the wonders of AI.

00:01:12.000 I get word through the street like Bell Atlantic and Sprint.

00:01:14.800 I love doing it, honestly.

00:01:16.700 That's my favorite Benny Siegel line because you're like, 0.99

00:01:18.880 Bell Atlantic, fuck, I'm old. 1.00

00:01:20.400 Well, we're conspiracy theorists and we're retarded, right? 1.00

00:01:23.440 So we have a little bit of that paranoia. 0.99

00:01:25.080 yeah so you go like there's fucking demons in here bro you can't give it a name so we haven't 0.95

00:01:29.200 given it a name i haven't told it we wanted to imbue it with like a an image and like it like 0.99

00:01:34.700 a whole identity of man this is the idea of a tulpa you know what a tulpa is mersh now you're 0.99

00:01:39.220 on fucking nephilim desk welcome back to the show guys oh we're live what's up yeah this fucking guy 0.97

00:01:43.380 just went live yeah yeah oh oh we are live no i'm bomb immediately he's doing hand signals that are 0.98

00:01:48.120 going to get us flagged by the conspiracy community oh i'm i'm so sorry yeah dude you can't do that

00:01:52.820 Can I do this one?

00:01:53.600 Is this one okay now? 1.00

00:01:54.500 Oh, that's white power. 1.00

00:01:55.540 I think that's fine. 1.00

00:01:56.020 Hell yeah, dude. 0.99

00:01:56.440 Sick. 0.99

00:01:57.220 We're the brownest guy in here. 0.99

00:01:59.180 Let's go. 0.99

00:01:59.800 I always wish that I could do the blood thing.

00:02:01.840 I know.

00:02:02.300 I can't do it, though.

00:02:03.400 I can't articulate my words.

00:02:04.240 No, you know what?

00:02:04.880 It's good that you can't, though, because it's always an automatic for me.

00:02:07.780 Like, I've never met somebody who can do it that I have any respect for.

00:02:12.180 Ever.

00:02:13.180 That's actually the pre-qualifier.

00:02:14.640 Like, yo, can you do that blood thing real quick?

00:02:16.760 And they go, no, yo.

00:02:17.480 All right.

00:02:18.040 Not bad. 0.97

00:02:18.400 If you're an actual blood, I will temporarily pretend to respect you. 0.98

00:02:22.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.65

00:02:22.300 That's why I'm safely away from you.

00:02:23.420 Right, right. 1.00

00:02:24.600 Same thing with black. 0.98

00:02:25.600 Should we do plugs? 1.00

00:02:26.380 Should we tell people where to fucking go? 0.99

00:02:27.580 Let them plug, yeah. 0.99

00:02:29.120 Yeah, Revenge of the Sith.

00:02:30.300 We did a collab on this one when you see it later.

00:02:32.760 But yeah, you've seen us before.

00:02:34.420 I was over at Brogove, and we were over in this other room over here,

00:02:37.760 and we interviewed Owen, which was awesome. 0.94

00:02:39.220 So yeah, this setup is fucking great. 0.65

00:02:41.600 Thank you very much. 0.87

00:02:42.280 This is the first time in our tiny studio, right?

00:02:44.240 By the way, I like how they go,

00:02:45.320 their tiny studio is still very impressive tiny studio.

00:02:48.540 i did i was getting that feeling like when you're uh when you come in to do gas digital but you're

00:02:53.360 doing like figs or robbie goodwin oh yeah you do the science video yeah yeah that's why they give

00:02:58.420 them closet space no this is better because they they're allowed to turn the air on in here when

00:03:01.900 we did it over their gas digital it was like a thousand degrees and we're like oh i want to turn

00:03:06.040 it was chris from brooklyn was like how do i turn the air on i'm like but this i was like a hundred

00:03:10.540 more pounds so i'm like we were all 100 more pounds yeah we all were everybody's allowed to

00:03:16.540 touch the air here we actually have boomers in that other studio right now and whenever they 0.65

00:03:19.660 fucking want they touch the thermostat so feel free if it gets too high i know that it was funny 0.84

00:03:23.200 i'm surprised boomers are so entitled it's first time i've seen that and you would think it's 0.98

00:03:28.300 against their character uh they're typically very amicable like really respecting the boomer and he

00:03:33.200 was like hey guys i know there's a class out there i just want to be respectful it's like

00:03:36.980 merciful people it's a class on hebrew cosmology you know for the record my baseline is generally

00:03:42.600 pretty respectful it's just it gets very i can escalate to disrespect very quickly very fast

00:03:48.460 yeah yeah me and you both brother i think that's why we're seated on the same side of the table

00:03:52.900 right now that happens yeah it is it's okay i think that was all by yeah yeah yeah oh oh uh 0.99

00:03:58.500 that was all by design oh are we gonna bring up their shit is that what you're doing no i'm not 0.51

00:04:01.580 bringing up anything just in case we want to share some screens well i do want to i want to break the 0.95

00:04:05.540 ice by getting straight into this super cool clip that i saw on twitter so apparently this guy gets

00:04:10.400 locked up and he's going to his court case

00:04:12.420 and he does something

00:04:14.260 pretty unbelievable 0.96

00:04:16.160 it's kind of the coolest shit I've ever 0.98

00:04:18.620 seen so that was a good setup 0.97

00:04:20.480 he's like man he did this thing and he did

00:04:22.640 the most unbelievable thing 1.00

00:04:24.360 this is a fucking terrible show 0.99

00:04:26.660 no no no this is perfect 0.99

00:04:28.300 this is what you do at the beginning of the clip and then you play

00:04:30.540 the long clip afterwards

00:04:31.740 by the way I know how to do this

00:04:34.160 we do the most unprofessional show ever

00:04:35.940 genuinely complimenting him

00:04:37.800 oh that's how you set up a clip

00:04:39.300 wait so that's how you do it here's what i do i go hey retards here's the next video 0.59

00:04:46.840 let's do this one well let me hear let's do this i guess whatever but a lot of times it's like 0.92

00:04:54.760 i don't want to do politics this is a stupid story i don't care we're gonna do some politics

00:04:58.480 we don't typically do politics no i don't mind doing politics i'm just saying on our show when 0.97

00:05:01.600 we when we do too much after a while i'm like we're done we're done we gotta do give me a cat

00:05:05.500 story i can't do this anymore well here you want to see me doing an impression of uh my show

00:05:10.260 night wave please i'm not making any money i'm just gonna play valheim let me do an impression

00:05:16.740 of mercer's night wave can't read that donation can't read that donation wait why can't you read

00:05:22.780 that donation what is that he has haters oh do you pay you to hate huh there's uh there's been

00:05:31.860 some recent unpleasantness full screen on this i feel like you go through waves of unpleasantness

00:05:38.120 i see i see a little bit of it on twitter a little bit here a little bit yeah no no no i 0.92

00:05:43.720 think there's something going on with the fucking moon man because we've been going through a lot 0.99

00:05:47.140 of recent unpleasantness as well let's go with the moon honestly there might be some shit to it 0.99

00:05:51.580 i was looking at my twitter and i was like there's so much negativity and i ran out and i started 0.77

00:05:56.520 yelling at the full moon yeah you know what it's calmed down a little bit a couple of rounds loose

00:06:00.200 i i think that there is uh it's like the season of the ankle biters and i don't know if that's

00:06:05.080 what you're experiencing but something has happened recently with us mostly not sometimes

00:06:10.760 it is not this time no all right this time it's well deserved i really appreciate that right

00:06:19.240 sometimes you just pick a whole bouquet of whoopsie daisies and here you go all right well 0.93

00:06:25.000 i mean i i do have a tremendous amount of respect for that i rarely ever uh own any of my shit 0.98

00:06:29.720 The problem is you tried to replant the whoops-a-daisys and it didn't work. 0.97

00:06:33.160 They didn't take that.

00:06:34.280 Look, and the difference is, yeah, I usually try to do the same thing you do,

00:06:37.680 but it's not generally completely on public display.

00:06:40.980 It is not usually miles of evidence.

00:06:43.580 You know, I try to lift, I try to go, that never, what are you talking about?

00:06:48.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:06:48.960 Your body is always giving you signals.

00:06:51.560 Whoop helps you understand them.

00:06:53.400 Whoop is the wearable health and fitness coach that provides personalized insights

00:06:57.560 until your sleep, recovery, strain, and overall health

00:07:00.820 to help you make better decisions every day.

00:07:03.220 Whether you're training, working, traveling,

00:07:05.460 or just trying to feel your best,

00:07:07.400 WHOOP shows you what helps your performance

00:07:09.360 and what might be holding you back.

00:07:11.320 Listen to your body, build better habits,

00:07:13.740 see where WHOOP can take you.

00:07:15.520 Try WHOOP free for 30 days at WHOOP.com.

00:07:19.000 This episode is brought to you by Spreaker,

00:07:21.100 the platform responsible for a rapidly spreading condition

00:07:23.540 known as podcast brain.

00:07:25.740 Symptoms include buying microphones you don't need, explaining RSS feeds to confused relatives,

00:07:31.040 and saying things like, sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm editing audio.

00:07:35.160 If this sounds familiar, you're probably already a podcaster.

00:07:38.760 The good news is Spreaker makes the whole process simple.

00:07:41.760 You record your show, upload it once, and Spreaker distributes it everywhere people listen.

00:07:45.940 Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and about a dozen apps your cousin swears are the next big thing.

00:07:51.200 even better spreaker helps you monetize your show with ads meaning your podcast might someday pay

00:07:56.540 for well more microphones start your show today at spreaker.com spreaker because if you're going

00:08:04.120 to talk to yourself for an hour you might as well publish it just call them ankle biters that's

00:08:09.100 actually what i've been doing um i think it's the moon so here let's bring this up tell me who

00:08:14.180 i tried healing crystals if you keister them yeah um it's a little more conspicuous when you walk

00:08:19.580 around on a boat with spongebob sorry that was for royce i knew you didn't try that i don't know 1.00

00:08:25.120 what that is what are we talking about a woman who's shaped like a dollar bill can we go on with 1.00

00:08:29.120 this video you're the one doing it who's gonna be a problem in the video who's on the screen 1.00

00:08:34.240 that's gonna be a problem i want i want to get your do you have do you also have the

00:08:37.440 you know that oh no we have uh oh i have all the tiktok noise that was pretty good though

00:08:45.020 You can do a couple of these.

00:08:47.520 I have that same stream.

00:08:48.800 That's my traveling one.

00:08:49.940 My favorite thing about that Burger King clip is as soon as he says that, it's the joy smile one.

00:08:56.120 Oh, yeah.

00:08:56.740 He knows.

00:08:57.380 Because he knows he's dumped the landing.

00:08:58.700 He knows what he's done.

00:08:59.960 That was me. 0.89

00:09:00.760 By the way, guys, if you want to hear more fucking sound drops, we have a very special one that Nancy will read the super chats when we play. 0.99

00:09:06.920 I love playing it. 0.98

00:09:07.780 Oh, yeah.

00:09:07.960 If you guys want to super chat us, Nancy will read them, but only when we play the specific sound.

00:09:12.180 You cheap goop.

00:09:13.020 All right. 1.00

00:09:13.460 So we're going to play this year and I'm not going to ask you guys any more fucking questions. 0.99

00:09:16.780 Let's go. 0.99

00:09:18.900 Just after one o'clock Monday afternoon, a sheriff's deputy was walking Timothy Regal

00:09:24.400 out of his sentencing for assault and failure to comply with the order of a police officer 0.99

00:09:29.560 when all of a sudden this motherfucker just muscled his way out of handcuffs. 0.99

00:09:36.020 I am impressed. 1.00

00:09:37.740 Pull that back real quick.

00:09:38.680 This dude walks down here.

00:09:40.920 You can see he's kind of applying some leverage.

00:09:42.880 he breaks out of the handcuffs out of his sentencing for assault and failure to comply

00:09:48.400 with the order of a police officer when all of a sudden he just broke out of them okay but it 0.93

00:09:54.600 fucking gets better are you guys ready for this yeah check this out for assault and failure to 0.91

00:10:00.660 comply with the order of a police officer when all of a sudden regal broke through his handcuffs 0.99

00:10:06.180 and throat punched the deputy but very quickly he bulldozed and then he plows through the second

00:10:12.340 police officer and just to another deputy while making his escape scooting violently down the

00:10:18.020 courthouse farewells right into the arms of another deputy again evading their defenses

00:10:23.380 he makes a break for the front door he can't be chased and brought down just before reaching

00:10:28.420 the outside i was gonna say i think if you make it past the metal detector they should

00:10:32.260 they have to let you go yeah it's like yeah illegal like in a video game all your stars go

00:10:36.820 away because you made it past a certain point exactly yeah that was my thinking is it's twofold 1.00

00:10:40.620 you have to let them go but if you catch them again you have to kill them i blame china for 0.97

00:10:45.740 this like the metal the import of the cheap chinese metal when i was a road worker i used 1.00

00:10:49.560 to work on the railroad we had big problems with the tracks the rail that we like this was all 0.94

00:10:54.300 chinese bullshit cracking all left and right and now and now you see it with the handcuffs i don't 0.99

00:10:58.640 what he did timothy regal breaking free of his handcuffs punching a deputy after sensing 0.99

00:11:02.720 sentencing and by the way if you look into it which if i'm not mistaken his charges were pretty

00:11:07.600 minimal breaking that's what makes it funny to me it's like anytime somebody turns like a minor 0.98

00:11:12.720 thing into a major thing like why would you do this traffic court date dude and they fucking 0.79

00:11:18.080 he just i mean great four felonies well good job bro just look at literally every black traffic 0.94

00:11:25.120 stop that either a ticket or a misdemeanor every single one ends up in six felonies yes how did

00:11:30.480 you manage this all they were going to do is take you for the weed okay credit i love when it's a

00:11:34.640 place where weed's just a ticket right when you take a hundred dollar ticket and they run and

00:11:38.080 shoot three people every single time it's not texas colombiana colombiana uh county ohio broke

00:11:47.280 his handcuffs suspect throat punch this the sheriff was a throat punch think about the 0.72

00:11:52.400 the accuracy it takes i mean really really that is a problem because that is illegal they are

00:11:56.620 going to dock them the the the throat punching specifically the cops should have gotten like

00:12:00.360 30 seconds to just stand next to the cage yeah right yeah yeah uh oh but oh hubner was oh hubner

00:12:06.380 was calling the fight that's okay here it is timothy regal was there to be sentenced on charges

00:12:10.820 including assault aggravated menacing uh which had just being menacing well he ran through three

00:12:16.380 cops no no this is before this this is before he menaced and would you know it uh failure to

00:12:21.740 comply so there's a little bit of a theme here you know i didn't pick up the fact that he wasn't 0.99

00:12:25.220 the guy who liked to comply it's not i didn't pick that up from him ripping him up and fucking 0.63

00:12:29.560 running i didn't know he was going to attack everybody and before he attacked everybody i 0.96

00:12:34.920 was thinking like because i know if you break or slip out of cuffs yeah we'll charge you with

00:12:38.680 escape yeah which obviously does not look good on court right sure sure but like i would say

00:12:43.420 escape is wait why do you know that mersh i know a lot about it i've never heard of a circumstance

00:12:49.720 of somebody breaking well no or slipping out maybe slip out okay yeah it's also an escape charge

00:12:55.080 that's interesting yeah yeah so um even if they don't double lock them that's why when mersh came

00:12:59.640 in little little do you know he had a little bit of chocolate on his wrist i think he just he was

00:13:03.000 slipped out oh yeah he was keeping it on deck yeah uh no but yeah so they it would be the only time

00:13:08.600 it would be worth an escape charge to me would be if i could break them because at least it's

00:13:12.760 a cool story this guy has a cool story i hope that he gets out at some point you know what i'm not 0.90

00:13:18.840 not gonna lie if he was black i would say put him under the prison i agree with i was thinking about 0.99

00:13:22.420 that i was like if that's a black dude i go kill him i feel like you know no you make it to pass 1.00

00:13:26.240 the metal detectors they should let you go and then they got to do a man like give you like a 0.99

00:13:30.000 running man like a running man situation yeah you go on the run and then if and then after a certain

00:13:34.340 amount of time 24 hours they don't find you you're free but if they do find you they kill you if they 0.66

00:13:38.660 find you you're dead you have to die you honestly that's fair if they find you you're dead but you 0.99

00:13:42.100 saw some of those cops those those fucking those barney barney fife isn't gonna fucking find that 1.00

00:13:46.400 guy yeah yeah no it's not you know and also that dude had a retard haircut they should have known 1.00

00:13:49.940 he had super strength he had that retard bull haircut that they all have he was giving me 0.99

00:13:54.380 thomas murphy vibes yes yes so we thought it's thomas murphy's this dude that we covered he's 0.99

00:13:59.880 our retard he's actually he's awesome he's actually really cool but he's this dude it's like 0.61

00:14:02.760 he's in his 40s now um and he's like autistic but like you know he lives he goes to his work every

00:14:08.560 day yeah but he remembers everything we had him on the phone what you name any any date he could 1.00

00:14:13.140 tell you the birth date of any actor that's my favorite retard that kind of retard you're so 0.99

00:14:17.040 crazy that's like alexa the date remembering retards yeah he hates taylor swift he's also 0.99

00:14:21.620 very horny he's super horny they're all super horny he hates taylor swift and i want to get 0.99

00:14:26.420 him laid but i don't know the legality the last time the last time it came on taylor swift came 0.96

00:14:31.580 on remember he put the he put the he puts hand sanitizer in a microwave and just explodes it

00:14:35.480 that's how mad she makes him that's how in his own home you're saying he lives in a home he lives in

00:14:41.780 a group home with other with other people that are autistic are they as strong as he is i don't know

00:14:47.060 but he also got in trouble because he got too drunk one day and ate somebody else's lunch

00:14:50.980 yeah because they have like a shared fridge okay he's been ruining microwaves every time taylor

00:14:55.860 swift comes on that's a version of office space that i would really like to if you did that do

00:15:00.100 you want to pull it out here go to youtube super easy go to youtube go to youtube just type thomas

00:15:04.420 murphy oh it's his face yeah go to go thomas murphy he's the sweetest boy uh hand sanitizer

00:15:10.500 no he really is bro i swear to god he's the best guy and that'll come up it'll come up it'll be

00:15:15.700 like i said i really want to get this guy in the video yes there you go that one's one

00:15:22.500 that's one of them that's one of them okay this is uh you want to share this so this is

00:15:27.460 We got a nice red light one.

00:15:29.500 Yeah, here you go.

00:15:30.040 Here you go. 1.00

00:15:30.300 This is whenever Taylor Swift comes.

00:15:31.740 1.8K views.

00:15:33.040 Yeah, but hold on.

00:15:34.100 You got to read the title.

00:15:35.180 Yeah, yeah.

00:15:35.540 Thomas Murphy put hand sanitizer in microwave and blew up since Taylor Swift ruined March 22nd.

00:15:39.900 Wait, wait, wait.

00:15:40.400 First off, let's talk about why is he talking about himself in the third person?

00:15:43.180 Because that's from his page.

00:15:44.320 Yeah, that's how he talks about himself.

00:15:45.960 So, you know, he's talking about him.

00:15:47.200 Yeah.

00:15:47.780 Thomas Murphy's a common name, dude.

00:15:49.860 Okay.

00:15:50.180 And you can see this is a shared space.

00:15:51.820 This is a common space.

00:15:52.700 All right.

00:15:52.880 Let's let it rip.

00:15:53.580 It's great.

00:15:53.860 Hey, Thomas, I'm blowing up some hand sanitizer because of Taylor Swift.

00:15:56.860 what happens when you microwave hand sanitizer oh you'll see i never really thought about this

00:16:10.860 you're about to find out this is interesting this looks just like the illegal kitchen we had at the

00:16:14.780 strip club in new york that was not up to code ocean didn't approve it it was like not even

00:16:20.700 it looks like the place you make present doritos right there is that where you just melt cheese

00:16:24.940 Yeah, don't move right there we go

00:16:45.540 He's so

00:16:54.940 Taylor Swift, wait a second.

00:16:56.260 I always struggle to try to understand

00:17:00.180 who's getting the payback.

00:17:02.040 That's what I was going to ask you, bro. 1.00

00:17:03.500 Payback's a bitch, Taylor Swift. 1.00

00:17:04.960 Whoever owns the microwave in the community. 1.00

00:17:07.000 I like to imagine Taylor Swift watching the show 1.00

00:17:09.000 and going, fucking piece of shit. 1.00

00:17:11.500 But he loves Kelly Clarkson 1.00

00:17:13.080 and he wanted to go on her show like forever.

00:17:15.200 Oh, that's kind of cool. 0.99

00:17:16.100 Isn't she kind of, here she's like a nice lady. 1.00

00:17:18.180 Kelly Clarkson, yeah. 1.00

00:17:18.500 Apparently she's nice, she's fat. 1.00

00:17:20.740 But she's gained a lot of weight. 1.00

00:17:22.000 She's gained a lot.

00:17:22.820 but she but but also he's also really likes katie perry and every time he watches her video

00:17:28.260 california girls it makes him want to hug a girl in a swimsuit bikini i mean honestly that's very

00:17:34.240 reasonable and i don't have much he hasn't done anything anybody do not help this guy get laid

00:17:39.060 he's going to end up microwaving no i think i think if you get this guy laid he'll be a little 0.99

00:17:43.520 bit less of this microwave and sanitizer shit because that was like sexual almost when he went 0.99

00:17:48.140 when he went to see oppenheimer and he went to see oppenheimer and the new avatar movie 0.98

00:17:52.140 he goes and he wears depends because he doesn't want to have to go to the bathroom break

00:17:57.340 movies are very long and i'm on thomas i'm going to be honest with you uh yeah i saw the avengers

00:18:01.580 the new one that's coming out which i will watch i enjoy my stuff it's four hours and i thought

00:18:05.820 about four hours 17 minutes no it's not no it's not dude i i'm reading online and

00:18:12.860 why would they make it two movies then well it will be two movies oh okay

00:18:17.340 an hour and a half. No, no. I was hoping that was not the case. I really like that. I love how he

00:18:21.540 goes fucking payback's a bitch. Just to the kitchen staff's dismay. Like, I don't know who 1.00

00:18:25.840 it is that's getting the payback. Your body is always giving you signals. Whoop helps you

00:18:30.640 understand them. Whoop is the wearable health and fitness coach that provides personalized

00:18:35.200 insights into your sleep, recovery, strain, and overall health to help you make better decisions

00:18:40.860 every day. Whether you're training, working, traveling, or just trying to feel your best,

00:18:45.520 Whoop shows you what helps your performance and what might be holding you back.

00:18:49.700 Listen to your body, build better habits, see where Whoop can take you.

00:18:53.920 Try Whoop free for 30 days at Whoop.com.

00:18:57.480 This episode is brought to you by Spreaker,

00:18:59.440 the platform responsible for a rapidly spreading condition known as podcast brain.

00:19:04.140 Symptoms include buying microphones you don't need,

00:19:07.000 explaining RSS feeds to confused relatives,

00:19:09.440 and saying things like, sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm editing audio.

00:19:12.840 If this sounds familiar, you're probably already a podcaster.

00:19:17.300 The good news is Spreaker makes the whole process simple.

00:19:20.200 You record your show, upload it once, and Spreaker distributes it everywhere people listen.

00:19:24.640 Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and about a dozen apps your cousin swears are the next big thing.

00:19:30.220 Even better, Spreaker helps you monetize your show with ads,

00:19:33.120 meaning your podcast might someday pay for, well, more microphones.

00:19:38.020 Start your show today at Spreaker.com.

00:19:40.720 Spreaker.

00:19:41.480 Because if you're going to talk to yourself for an hour,

00:19:44.340 you might as well publish it.

00:19:46.120 I can't do these long movies anymore

00:19:48.040 since, what was it, years ago when Hateful Eight came out?

00:19:51.060 Oh, my gosh.

00:19:51.820 I don't know if you know the story

00:19:53.240 of what happened to Carl Tarantino.

00:19:55.680 No, with the kids' feet and then licking the kids' feet?

00:19:57.980 No, that's well-known stuff.

00:20:01.380 There's a direct correlation between,

00:20:03.820 he had this editor, her name was Sally Menke, right?

00:20:06.280 And then when she died,

00:20:07.520 there's a direct correlation between her dying

00:20:09.560 like the monkey pokemon terrible and like nine hours that's why all those movies are like nine 0.99

00:20:14.840 hours long and self-indulgent now because she was the only one that was that would have the balls to

00:20:19.080 like stand up to him and say no this is too long and he would respect her okay so i went to see

00:20:22.520 hateful a and my buddy dragged me to it i'll never forget getting like to the intermission part but

00:20:27.320 it was like two hours had been buying it and finally it goes to black and i'm like

00:20:33.800 i didn't i thought it was the end i'm like i don't understand it feels like not the end but

00:20:37.960 yeah cool all right let's get out of here i appreciate that level of white and merch that 1.00

00:20:41.800 he's like no matter how the movie was when it ends we're clapping mercy type of nigger to clap at the 1.00

00:20:45.800 end of the movie no but like and then the weird intermission came on the screen and i literally 0.99

00:20:51.400 yelled out like you gotta be kidding me i can't be here for them i sat in pissed for three hours

00:21:01.240 while i watched pain and gain with mark wolver in the room oh my god remember that movie michael

00:21:06.440 bay classic film not even a good i'm not even sure what the movie was about oh it's a classic film

00:21:10.680 it was a classic film why were you sitting in piss uh i sorry to interrupt royce i didn't realize

00:21:16.520 that there was piss there's a cushion seat kind of like how we're sitting on here and there must

00:21:20.680 have been piss at the bottom of it so i sat in it and by the time it's nice and warmed up you don't

00:21:25.320 know yeah but three hours and 20 minutes into the runtime you stand up and then you get a breeze and

00:21:29.640 you're like why is my ass cold was that theater were they using for 50 shades of gray before

00:21:34.040 because that would explain that would explain the moisture and it would explain why it still 1.00

00:21:37.000 smelled like piss women are 90 women are gross yeah they are after 50 shades of green right 1.00

00:21:42.520 they were finding like vegetables like on the floor this way you know this is a these are real 1.00

00:21:46.040 stories like theater people would find like women were just going in there and just like

00:21:49.640 fingering themselves yeah they've gotten they've far surpassed me i don't know if they ever were 0.57

00:21:54.760 less it makes me feel better thinking no they're feral now yeah the squirt is pee yeah that's what

00:21:59.880 i'm saying that's why when you stand up and smell the pants it still smells i always assumed it's

00:22:03.240 a dude that like i pictured a dude pissing on it but if it was a girl that's just like oh my god

00:22:08.760 could have been captain america's so dreamy i uh i saw this post recently where it was

00:22:14.120 some sort of io i admit let's say like headache medication was in it and it was directly mirrored

00:22:18.200 across from the dildo section and it was so crazy i said imagine going to target asking where the 0.88

00:22:23.400 headache medication is and the guy goes it's across from the the pussy blaster 5000 and when 0.96

00:22:27.640 you go in there it's an array of all sorts of different dude cbs is like that walgreens is 0.99

00:22:33.080 like that you go you don't see that with like fucking flashlights no that's disgusting but 1.00

00:22:37.880 women it's a person gross yeah women however will shove anything in their pussies i still 1.00

00:22:44.200 i am more grossed out by men that start using devices that's crazy what's wrong with these 1.00

00:22:49.320 like yeah bro i mean it's jerking off should be the simplest quickest that's it boom in and out 0.96

00:22:55.480 usually at least when i do it most of the time you're like in a rush you're usually doing other 0.84

00:22:59.960 i got some place to be all right i gotta real quick boom and then you just gotta get back to 0.91

00:23:04.060 shit this whole like breaking out devices i was over a buddy's house one time and he was telling 0.97

00:23:09.160 me to get something out of his room i looked up on his shelf and he's got a a box and it's a you 0.99

00:23:15.860 can see it's a fleshlight modeled after like a famous porn star it's fucking very clear because

00:23:20.980 there's a picture of his favorite porn star in the front and i go was it i don't remember i don't 0.96

00:23:24.700 know but i go damn you remember the name no i don't know i never i never knew i don't think

00:23:28.640 most people do that i don't think they have a favorite porn star i think uh like speaking of 0.98

00:23:32.820 fucking lewis he used to memorize like the dead ones specifically oh that's nice give them an 0.99

00:23:36.440 in memoriam right remember memoriam jerk yeah that's actually when we did real ass podcasts 0.99

00:23:41.500 remember they they asked us but they were talking about like exes that died yeah go back and think 0.98

00:23:46.480 about them and jerk off you got exes that died i guess you're old enough i don't have any exes 0.63

00:23:51.060 I don't know. 0.99

00:23:52.220 I worked in the strip club business.

00:23:53.620 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:23:54.620 Most of them are gay, actually.

00:23:56.620 But, like, no, I mean, not even ex-girlfriends. 0.97

00:23:58.580 There's just plenty of chicks that I, like, 0.98

00:23:59.800 get hooked up with once or twice that are dead. 0.99

00:24:01.800 Yeah?

00:24:02.500 How is that?

00:24:03.000 Is that weird for you?

00:24:04.000 Not really.

00:24:04.500 Well, the hardest part for you is when they stop breathing

00:24:06.700 in his hands.

00:24:07.700 Yeah, it's really just.

00:24:09.620 I love that we both went to this.

00:24:10.820 After they explode in the microwave, it's just tragic. 1.00

00:24:14.060 After that, he goes, fuck you, Taylor Swift. 1.00

00:24:16.920 The only hard part is beating the charge. 1.00

00:24:18.820 But, no. 1.00

00:24:20.200 not that hard they're hookers nobody misses that was a euphemism for masturbation i always find it 0.98

00:24:25.960 weird like with facebook because they were all online it's not weird for me because i'm still 0.99

00:24:29.800 alive yeah it probably sucks for them yeah yeah no i mean like like all right so dead people we

00:24:35.240 see a lot like a lot of dead people now but they got like twitters or facebook yeah oh yeah like

00:24:39.480 oh they're voting this thing they're voting yeah yeah strange they're doing a lot of 0.95

00:24:44.520 shit i want to bring back uh oh uh what are you talking about for women yeah because for some 1.00

00:24:50.280 reason there is like a complete like there's a correlation between like the less women covered 0.99

00:24:55.080 their heads and stuff the more crazy and out of control they got there's something to that there

00:25:00.440 is a direct correlation i would say you're right with i'm not saying they're gonna wear those 0.97

00:25:03.560 fucking bonnets that they were wearing at the turn of the 20th century not like the handmaid's tale 0.95

00:25:09.000 nice big church hats maybe or just oh well i don't mind the the the you know it just covers 0.99

00:25:13.960 the hair kind of thing it's nice if they want to be stylish give them those fucking weird kentucky 0.98

00:25:17.500 herby derby hats they always wear the big fucking let them have fun or hear me out burkas have you 0.98

00:25:22.280 ever seen the the picture where they take a potato and they put a little like uh what is it called 0.99

00:25:27.140 when it doesn't cover the face and mouth and everything you just have like the ninja oh 0.69

00:25:30.640 that's a burka but when it's just the hair they did that to a potato and they put makeup on it 0.95

00:25:35.880 and it's a beautiful potato and it makes you go like oh shit talking about dating to do it already 0.97

00:25:40.400 now don't say that bro what are you talking about it reminded me there's a potato story my wife used 0.99

00:25:45.220 to work in the emergency room and uh somebody keys to the potato oh shit they put it in their 0.99

00:25:49.080 pussy and they came in because after like they forgot i guess they put it in and forgot and it 1.00

00:25:52.760 started to how do you forget your body is always giving you signals whoop helps you understand them 0.99

00:25:59.340 whoop is the wearable health and fitness coach that provides personalized insights into your

00:26:04.280 sleep recovery strain and overall health to help you make better decisions every day whether you're

00:26:09.860 training, working, traveling, or just trying to feel your best.

00:26:13.560 WHOOP shows you what helps your performance and what might be holding you back.

00:26:17.500 Listen to your body, build better habits, see where WHOOP can take you.

00:26:21.540 Try WHOOP free for 30 days at WHOOP.com.

00:26:25.260 This episode is brought to you by Spreaker,

00:26:27.260 the platform responsible for a rapidly spreading condition known as podcast brain.

00:26:31.940 Symptoms include buying microphones you don't need,

00:26:34.800 explaining RSS feeds to confused relatives,

00:26:37.220 and saying things like,

00:26:38.120 sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm editing audio. If this sounds familiar, you're probably already

00:26:43.840 a podcaster. The good news is Spreaker makes the whole process simple. You record your show,

00:26:49.120 upload it once, and Spreaker distributes it everywhere people listen. Apple Podcasts,

00:26:53.420 Spotify, and about a dozen apps your cousin swears are the next big thing.

00:26:58.000 Even better, Spreaker helps you monetize your show with ads, meaning your podcast might someday pay

00:27:02.720 for well more microphones start your show today at spreaker.com spreaker because if you're going

00:27:10.300 to talk to yourself for an hour you might as well publish it how big i'm sorry i have to ask follow

00:27:16.100 up questions real quick yeah potatoes are like a like a russet potato like a little russet potato

00:27:20.120 like one of the big veiny sweet potatoes if you keep a potato in darkness because there's no like

00:27:24.680 way to track it like you know at least like at wendy's when you leave the nuggets in the fryer 0.89

00:27:28.500 too long it starts beeping yeah there's a black lady she couldn't hear it wait where's the button 1.00

00:27:37.460 said a grok pot hey grok pot remind me i got a potato on my pussy i got this stupid video i 1.00

00:27:45.700 don't know if it's any good but we're gonna look at it hassan piker i don't know anything about him 1.00

00:27:49.460 but this is him saying something about white people should die let's find out by the way i

00:27:52.500 don't look at any of the videos before i start except for that last one that was a lot of fun 0.99

00:27:55.780 can i tell you one thing and the only thing you need to know about you can tell me two things

00:27:59.500 he's turkish okay oh yeah on purpose well there you go we're gonna keep bringing in immigrants 1.00

00:28:05.500 in this country on purpose just so they can fuck your sister and then maybe even your daughter 1.00

00:28:10.620 we're gonna destroy the white race bitch that's what we're here to do we're gonna keep really 1.00

00:28:15.580 like that i like that so he's turkish all right i would have guessed jewish but uh there's no 1.00

00:28:20.240 that's a real mask off moment yeah but i mean he says shit like this all the time and it's rage 0.93

00:28:24.620 and then he gets attention and then people pay more attention to him i i like i think he should 0.98

00:28:29.820 be allowed to say this shit i think also people should be allowed to say it on the other side 0.99

00:28:34.880 you know what i mean like that's my whole point yeah no i agree with that no i think i think we 0.99

00:28:38.900 should be deporting any college students that are critical of israel like we're doing i think that's

00:28:43.180 important i think we need i think that everyone on youtube knows that i'm with them on that thing

00:28:47.420 i think that if freedom of speech for everyone unless you're talking poorly about jewish people

00:28:52.620 that's true freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom of reach no it doesn't like ed sheeran

00:28:57.100 right now bro that can i we could talk about that i would love to talk about the

00:29:02.380 michael rapaport today posted you might be able to find it because i just saw before i got here 0.68

00:29:05.820 michael rapaport that wigger i can't stand him posted a picture of like oh it's just words and 0.63

00:29:11.180 then i posted a photo of of mclemore who by the way i don't even like mclemore it's not like 0.97

00:29:15.260 somebody i would defend thrift shop was a good song no yeah that's great but like it's not

00:29:19.260 macklemore is just whatever he's okay what a crazy it's like a weird goldilocks zone to be

00:29:23.340 opening for ed sheeran and like be a name like macklemore because he's kind of right but you

00:29:27.420 ever see that when joe rogan where he's he fell off who macklemore yeah yeah he had one big song

00:29:32.060 yeah thrift shop and after that he did other stuff but like but like what that was like then he posted

00:29:35.500 a photo macklemore at another concert dressed up like uh like a jew like you know the shady merchant

00:29:40.060 that's what he did and uh michael rapap and then michael rapap was like oh it does he was just 0.52

00:29:45.100 words what about this because you know they canceled them and kicked them off the tour what

00:29:48.380 about this and i'm like bro michael rapaport has been aping black culture as long as he's been 0.93

00:29:54.940 alive michael rapaport is the biggest wigger there's ever been ever been ever been going 0.93

00:30:00.620 like oh can you believe mac i am against canceling in the same way that 0.98

00:30:05.500 Kanye should do his concert in tampa macklemore can say whatever dumb he wants and by 0.76

00:30:09.100 the way did you hear what he said it wasn't even that brutal there you go that's macklemore 0.90

00:30:13.660 I got it. I got to disagree with Royce. That's so funny. I would have never guessed Macklemore

00:30:22.180 had, uh, had that in him. Yeah. I got to disagree with Royce's take on Rappaport though. My whole

00:30:28.460 thing about Mike Rappaport is like, you say he apes black people or whatever, but poor choice 0.98

00:30:33.300 of words. But no, I mean like when a man commits so much that he actually gets herpes and becomes 0.98

00:30:41.280 a knicks fan oh you should be allowed to call him black that's fine he earned it yeah at what point 0.80

00:30:45.840 do you have enough points gathered up that you're now part of the community before we talk about

00:30:50.080 the jewish and black that's unfair you can't have well they don't need to break people is 0.57

00:30:54.160 or they like right i mean drake i guess before we talk about this way you guys what you want 0.99

00:30:57.840 to read some chats i have no way sure oh yeah yeah please press uh nancy please bitch read it 1.00

00:31:02.960 hurry up she takes forever 1.00

00:31:06.960 schizo friend says showing support for my knickers oh yeah that's very nice of you 0.95

00:31:14.400 thanks nancy let's read one more and then we'll talk i want to pull up that stuff about ed sheeran 0.79

00:31:18.000 what did you what are you saying oh okay i wanted to tweet out the link because i'm an idiot

00:31:24.880 oh yeah i posted it on my bigger twitter yeah that's what i said 0.93

00:31:29.120 sparrow says hi nancy hi sparrow why are you crying

00:31:35.600 do your asian producers do this to you like are like when you ask them something do they respond 0.66

00:31:41.940 immediately does it take a while well they're there in person ours is in china no it's not

00:31:46.980 frozen's in toronto when he's on and all are yeah most most yeah so they're not around uh for the

00:31:53.280 most for the most part well i gotta shout out to frozen frozen is literally a calculator hell yeah

00:31:58.660 like he'll just do everything and honestly he's done the prep he's done like the majority of the 0.57

00:32:02.720 like the prep that we do for rotc's for like nine years now like he is a machine he's a little asian 0.66

00:32:09.160 machine uh you know he gets his shots in every once in a while but i i hit him down and remind 0.86

00:32:13.960 him who he is he's filipino they're service people filipino or no offense can he say they're

00:32:18.120 100 people yeah i was just they're cruise people first time cruiser all filipinos very crazy it's

00:32:23.460 so bad so because cruise ships used to be this is true used to be a bunch of indians yeah and 0.92

00:32:28.360 and they found that Filipinos just were better workers, bro. 1.00

00:32:30.960 A cruise ship, you're gonna be the best cruise ship

00:32:33.500 because they're really nice.

00:32:35.040 You give them a $20 tip, it's like made their life

00:32:37.740 and they'll hook you up the rest of the time.

00:32:39.540 Can you know what the thing is?

00:32:40.380 Is he a karaoke guy? 0.87

00:32:41.200 The Indians?

00:32:42.040 Of course he is. 0.99

00:32:42.880 Every Filipinos, anytime somebody dies in a band,

00:32:46.420 they get a Filipino guy that does a pitch perfect impression.

00:32:49.720 Bro, I was out over the weekend, like last week,

00:32:52.440 and we went to a bar and the band crushed super hard

00:32:54.920 and I turned over.

00:32:55.860 Three out of four of the members were Filipino. 0.99

00:32:57.800 and they were crushing so hard and i was like okay there it is again filipinos are the asian mexicans 0.99

00:33:03.240 like that's what they are like they were raped by spain but like that's why you get filipinos 0.98

00:33:06.920 they're the perfect amount of subhuman i'd say like i actually like that too steep too much no 0.99

00:33:11.880 i like filipinos i'm actually grateful that spain raped them because without that they would never 0.88

00:33:16.040 been made and they're really fantastic people and their names are always like piway lopez yes 0.99

00:33:20.440 i will say though that men you do need to beware of filipino women that show interest in you

00:33:27.800 interesting that can turn into it i've never personally experienced it yeah just i dated a 0.57

00:33:32.360 filipino girl i've observed well i mean but you're you're you know you're you i'm talking about when

00:33:37.720 you're an older guy sure sure like you know pension you can go and pick them up uh pretty

00:33:42.520 readily around uh hospitals and such i mean the entire nursing industry is almost exclusively

00:33:47.400 filipino yep they're taking all the jobs that's where frozen always goes because we do the jobs

00:33:51.320 and nobody wants we're just going to keep doing them how come there's no concerted effort to 0.99

00:33:54.600 deport them because because they actually are not annoying because they're not indian they're not

00:33:58.360 annoying they don't stink they're pretty fun yeah they're fine they're they chill they don't they

00:34:03.400 don't they the thing is filipinos for the most part you will see integrate with like everybody

00:34:09.080 they just hang out with everybody they're chill they all know english that's the other thing too

00:34:12.120 like they all know they come here they learn english they're like three languages yeah spanish

00:34:15.720 english they all know what they're doing and they don't bother nobody and when they sing they match

00:34:19.640 the voice of whoever they're covering like almost exactly yeah no no it's actually crazy like their

00:34:24.280 they're pitch perfect with that but they look so weird that it's just creepy it's weird to see it

00:34:28.240 happen it's like really appreciated if you closed your eyes didn't the journey replace steve perry

00:34:32.060 with some filipino and he's fantastic just like steve perry we're like just imitate steve perry

00:34:37.040 we don't need you to be a hero we don't need you to make this and make it your own yeah we want

00:34:41.940 people to close their eyes and think it still happened it's an uncanny valley thing about 0.54

00:34:45.360 filipinos even like a conventionally attractive filipino woman i still look at her as like are

00:34:50.580 you human or something like mixed with an animal of some kind a filipino 10 is like a just an 0.66

00:34:56.420 american seven yeah yeah that's probably yeah no that's true i mean it's funny because they're

00:35:01.220 weird because they're mixed up like they have walls in their house but the floor is still dirt

00:35:04.980 so that's that's like a weird mixture it's like you have indoor air conditioning but there's dirt 1.00

00:35:09.060 on the floor that's weird you guys they're getting there they have such a mass exodus of women 0.88

00:35:13.940 leaving the philippines to be uh in the hospital industry in america that it's what has caused

00:35:19.700 ladyboys to a huge extent and so uh manny pacquiao got a lot of hate one time because he didn't like

00:35:25.780 gays right and they were like oh what the hell and he's christian but you also don't understand

00:35:29.700 what's happening to the philippines all the women have left and like you know how if you take a lot 0.99

00:35:34.340 of female frogs out of a population the male frogs will start to like frogs gay they'll turn 0.84

00:35:38.740 into yeah i've seen jurassic park that's exactly what's happening in the philippines so so so he

00:35:43.300 The Philippines is basically Jurassic Park, exactly.

00:35:46.120 It really is.

00:35:46.960 Yeah, yeah. 0.86

00:35:47.380 So he gets really angry with gay people because it's this greater symptom of what's happening to his.

00:35:53.240 Your body is always giving you signals.

00:35:55.860 Whoop helps you understand them.

00:35:57.440 Whoop is the wearable health and fitness coach that provides personalized insights into your sleep, recovery, strain, and overall health to help you make better decisions every day.

00:36:07.580 Whether you're training, working, traveling, or just trying to feel your best.

00:36:11.440 Whoop shows you what helps your performance and what might be holding you back.

00:36:15.620 Listen to your body, build better habits, see where Whoop can take you.

00:36:19.840 Try Whoop free for 30 days at Whoop.com.

00:36:23.400 This episode is brought to you by Spreaker,

00:36:25.340 the platform responsible for a rapidly spreading condition known as podcast brain.

00:36:30.060 Symptoms include buying microphones you don't need,

00:36:32.920 explaining RSS feeds to confused relatives,

00:36:35.340 and saying things like, sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm editing audio.

00:36:38.760 If this sounds familiar, you're probably already a podcaster.

00:36:43.220 The good news is Spreaker makes the whole process simple.

00:36:46.100 You record your show, upload it once, and Spreaker distributes it everywhere people listen.

00:36:50.540 Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and about a dozen apps your cousin swears are the next big thing.

00:36:56.120 Even better, Spreaker helps you monetize your show with ads, meaning your podcast might

00:37:00.260 someday pay for, well, more microphones.

00:37:03.940 Start your show today at Spreaker.com.

00:37:06.160 speaker because if you're going to talk to yourself for an hour you might as well publish it 0.97

00:37:11.580 country that i think he went on to be like the fucking governor of um all right so getting back 0.99

00:37:16.520 to this mac shout out word war debate they're in the chat what's up guys hell yeah what up now 0.97

00:37:21.080 sam tripoli's uh new venture or not new but what's your name who runs that account i don't want to 0.97

00:37:26.480 call you word world debate i want to call you i don't know tell sam tripoli to follow me fucking 0.92

00:37:30.520 back oh what the hell sam him him and owen benjamin oh they both follow me 0.99

00:37:34.220 i have bro i have beef with the entire city of lake oswego now 0.61

00:37:41.900 i'm fighting everyone from lake oswego that is an interesting correlation there what the 0.84

00:37:46.380 fuck's going on and i'm fighting sam tripoli and owen benjamin starting with sam tripoli 0.90

00:37:55.820 good choice let me tell you i watched sam tripoli stick and move at one of those like carnival 0.99

00:37:59.900 of combat things and i was like what the fuck bro i'm not saying he can't fight i'm just still 0.95

00:38:05.580 making a logical choice yeah i agree 100 yeah i will say this though when we were looking at 0.98

00:38:10.140 owen came to my house and like uh oh he's built like a stack of jenga that's about to fall it's

00:38:14.780 hard to tell he's like you might actually get him to tumble get a single leg takedown target

00:38:20.700 target the joints he's not built well his fingers very stumpy yeah well and he falls like a giant

00:38:25.100 yeah i mean like yeah you know from that height you just hit the ground you're gonna you know

00:38:28.300 that move where you have kids and they sit on your foot and they hold your leg if you do that to owen

00:38:33.020 benjamin it's he's it's a wrap he's going down we told him we were friends with him but like when

00:38:36.780 time comes like a great dane we got to put him down with great sorrow but like we're watching

00:38:40.940 we're actually going to do it behind nds studios here and then you know how we have that bear rug 0.51

00:38:45.580 i have a big bear rug well you don't want to you don't you don't want him to get hip dysplasia

00:38:48.620 that's what that's really what takes them out eventually he's gonna be real rickety when he's 0.59

00:38:54.140 older oh yeah yeah we don't want him to suffer we don't want him to suffer so what happened here

00:38:58.680 with this macklemore thing he goes uh uh i'm appalled by the conflict between israel and

00:39:02.860 palestine suffering and pain caused human tragedy yada yada yada so he's what he's

00:39:07.180 yada yada yada oh i'm killing babies blah blah blah yeah and then i don't know macklemore said 0.99

00:39:13.580 something about lucas gage being a bitch did he say that no but that would be funny all right 0.99

00:39:18.120 that would be very funny i don't have a problem with that at all yeah so how does that equate 0.98

00:39:21.840 to ed sheeran losing 500 000 i know i'm supposed to be the one reading that because he waited

00:39:26.920 because here's the real reason is he waited initially he was like i'm not kicking he did

00:39:31.360 try to give ed sheeran credit i get the guy gotta give the guy credit right he initially was like 0.88

00:39:35.760 i'm not kicking this guy off my fucking tour like i don't agree with him but like i'm not hell yeah 0.82

00:39:39.880 and then they said oh you're not and then they started putting pressure and then all these 0.98

00:39:44.480 organizations started coming in and pulling money and then they were then he's like okay i mean i

00:39:50.180 i guess i'm gonna but then shout out to other people that were on that tour they were like

00:39:53.660 no we're leaving we're dipping to a bunch of other people just like we're leaving and again 0.65

00:39:56.380 i hate that we're in this position that i have to fucking defend people that i don't like but 0.98

00:40:00.680 you have to right like it's like i don't like macklemore i'm not like oh fuck yeah macklemore's 0.99

00:40:05.060 on there's gonna be a bunch of fat dykes i don't even like palestine yeah i mean i don't care about 0.97

00:40:10.480 palestine or israel i don't even like him i don't even hate him no it's just like he's there you 0.99

00:40:16.020 old thrift shop we know dude yeah we know we got it actually he kind of up the thrift shop

00:40:20.900 situation after he popularized it they realized they could jack the price it's one of those

00:40:24.740 situations where you just don't want to find yourself in a situation where you're like hey

00:40:28.020 you leave flo rida alone hey hey you're not going to make fun of chameleon chameleon here on my watch

00:40:36.580 not on my watch we're doing a little bit of uh throwing back here so i mean i guess that's it for

00:40:42.180 ed sheeran then does he lose his career he'll be fine eternal bounce back because he he already

00:40:46.980 kind of selling out stadiums right now across america it's gonna be fun there's a lane the

00:40:52.260 point is not everyone can be sure they are my point is he said sheeran didn't go as hard in

00:40:57.220 the paint so i think he'll be well because sheeran is in black and can get away with it a little bit 0.99

00:41:01.860 more gingers are kind of niggers so they are kind of and also they they oh remember we did that in 1.00

00:41:07.220 the uk they end up becoming muslims that's right that's so far specifically uk gingers become 0.99

00:41:13.060 muslims so i don't know maybe he's a little maybe he's a maybe secret muslim but like

00:41:17.940 ed sheeran i understand like look it's one of those things where like you could be like man

00:41:21.540 you should have stood up for him more but you're like okay kind of but like do you want to waste

00:41:25.540 you ruin your career for mclemore like well maybe you know the beginning of that like galvanizing

00:41:30.340 ed sheeran to the white cause and having him realize the funniest life path for ed sheeran

00:41:35.220 is like extremist terrorists against israel that's what he's already got like tats too like

00:41:39.380 have you seen that shirt like he does he's got like all these tats he could go shave his head

00:41:43.140 any of them swastikas not yet not yet anytime a famous person starts saying i'm a libertarian

00:41:50.100 you're like libertarian the fascist pipeline but no i don't know if he did but i'm just saying when

00:41:53.780 you start seeing him starker you're like all right we're 10 years away he'll be on our side

00:41:59.060 did you hear that chris pratt 10 years away big guy chris pratt's kind of like a dude that's

00:42:02.980 supposed to be no chris pratt's probably only like two two years away he's another one that

00:42:08.820 well yeah he's like he lives in a farm he goes to church with his kids and and it's and they

00:42:13.700 started ripping him apart because they said oh the church he goes to is not nice to gaze which means

00:42:18.420 you know they read the bible by default right right so it's like and then and then he one

00:42:22.500 time was running a don't tread on me shirt like oh man that's just signaling to the right wing

00:42:26.660 and then when they gave him a lot of when when he first broke up with anna ferris because he was

00:42:30.660 dating anna ferris ruling time for screen movie and all that stuff and they were like wow he got

00:42:34.420 big and famous and then he just dropped her but now you see her and she's all tweaked out

00:42:39.540 maybe he left her for another reason that wasn't that he got famous maybe it was she was tweaking

00:42:44.260 out yeah and also ladies if you want to start calling uh celebrity couples out why don't you 1.00

00:42:48.180 call out aubrey plaza for uh that whole not a couple anymore she didn't kill her ex but she 1.00

00:42:54.340 i mean well she's basically told him she didn't want to have a kid with them and then they were

00:42:58.340 like they were having problems and then he killed himself and then she just immediately got knocked

00:43:01.860 no no can i can i can i can i can i can i give you the cherry on top of that i'll be proud

00:43:06.020 of the situation yeah go ahead do you know where she first publicly announced how her husband killed

00:43:10.420 herself on amy poehler's podcast yep do you know the name podcast you know the name of amy poehler's

00:43:15.220 podcast parks and wrecked no the real one's funnier everyone is funnier hang in there

00:43:24.180 no no it was called good hang good hang sorry good hang and and he killed himself by hanging

00:43:29.700 himself that's where she decided of all the podcasts to go on she was like she really hated

00:43:35.060 that guy yeah and then she don't want to have kids with him and then you know what she just

00:43:38.980 had kids with her new husband that this guy was a piece of i mean it's very possible this

00:43:44.020 guy it was a piece of all those things are true but counterpoint women okay all right

00:43:49.860 All right, touche.

00:43:51.100 Strong counterpoint.

00:43:52.340 Can't argue that. 1.00

00:43:53.100 When it's not me, I really almost enjoy how diabolical women are. 1.00

00:43:58.320 Oh, no, no. 1.00

00:43:58.800 You know what I mean? 0.98

00:43:59.160 Like, when you can watch it from afar, you're like, damn, I recognize your game, girl. 0.99

00:44:04.440 No, no, no. 0.99

00:44:05.360 For example, like, knowing how long exactly your husband's going to take at CVS so you 0.94

00:44:09.440 can murder your three kids with exercise bands.

00:44:11.640 That is, like, that is...

00:44:13.240 There's a level of calculation that they don't employ in the...

00:44:14.940 I'm sorry, she wasn't insane. 1.00

00:44:16.040 she seemed pretty lucid when she knew all the times and how to fucking do it and that's girl 1.00

00:44:21.320 bossing you never look at your kids and go it'll probably take me like 30 to 45 seconds to kill 1.00

00:44:25.640 them oh i think less than that i think if i stood on my kid's feet and pulled his head up in the air 0.98

00:44:29.880 real hard i can't get it off but i can something up in there that's going to turn him off yeah 1.00

00:44:43.560 can we watch this fat black bitch real quick that would be great that's a good that was a nice 1.00

00:44:47.720 segue i'm really good at this is how the pros do it i like this game that they play where they do 1.00

00:44:52.360 they eat the food and then somebody else like runs up and and they have to stop when the other

00:44:56.040 person uh reaches them have you seen this one this is popular in the hood it actually less

00:45:00.440 dangerous than the uh stacking crates challenge remember that one yeah let's see you go

00:45:04.040 oh man i really enjoy that you know what though as a dude that had a crippling addiction to sweets

00:45:28.960 uh i still do i get it i can get it i'm the type of guy that ever that though i could do that though

00:45:34.800 no he wasn't ever that size oh no no no i mean you have some pictures like after your wife was

00:45:39.900 pregnant you were i was pretty fucking fat yeah that's typical though you gain a little sympathy 0.70

00:45:44.560 weight though dad weight what is the the you know what's almost less alarming to me or more alarming 0.98

00:45:49.680 to me than that whole thing is the shower cap i was talking to somebody oh yeah oh yeah i can

00:45:54.180 explain that no do you know why oh my god because we've been wondering for a while what to go it's

00:45:58.260 like the new do-rag. It's not yet. It's Occam's razor. You're going to be very bored by the answer.

00:46:02.860 Your body is always giving you signals. Whoop helps you understand them. Whoop is the wearable

00:46:08.220 health and fitness coach that provides personalized insights into your sleep, recovery, strain,

00:46:13.660 and overall health to help you make better decisions every day. Whether you're training,

00:46:18.300 working, traveling, or just trying to feel your best, Whoop shows you what helps your performance

00:46:23.280 at what might be holding you back.

00:46:25.240 Listen to your body, build better habits,

00:46:27.660 see where WHOOP can take you.

00:46:29.460 Try WHOOP free for 30 days at WHOOP.com.

00:46:33.000 This episode is brought to you by Spreaker,

00:46:34.980 the platform responsible for a rapidly spreading condition

00:46:37.460 known as podcast brain.

00:46:39.680 Symptoms include buying microphones you don't need,

00:46:42.520 explaining RSS feeds to confused relatives,

00:46:44.960 and saying things like,

00:46:46.000 sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm editing audio.

00:46:48.380 If this sounds familiar, you're probably already a podcaster.

00:46:52.200 The good news is Spreaker makes the whole process simple. You record your show,

00:46:56.860 upload it once, and Spreaker distributes it everywhere people listen. Apple Podcasts,

00:47:01.160 Spotify, and about a dozen apps your cousin swears are the next big thing.

00:47:05.740 Even better, Spreaker helps you monetize your show with ads, meaning your podcast might someday pay

00:47:10.460 for, well, more microphones. Start your show today at Spreaker.com. Spreaker. Because if you're

00:47:17.780 going to talk to yourself for an hour you might as well publish it black women um they all have 1.00

00:47:24.120 fake hair and they they all are very cheap uh so they try to they don't they don't want to have to 1.00

00:47:30.380 do their nails a lot they don't want to have to do their hair a lot it's why they have like things

00:47:33.440 they can swap out and make it look yeah they wear the bonnets because like i'll put it this way right 1.00

00:47:39.120 a bitch will wear a bonnet a bitch gonna wear on a saturday to her grandmother's funeral so that 1.00

00:47:45.240 it'll look good for two hours on a date 1.00

00:47:47.220 Saturday night. Hell yeah. And that's all

00:47:49.280 it is. And honestly, they won't let you touch

00:47:51.360 their hair when you fuck them. And 1.00

00:47:53.300 they'll literally put that shit. Now, I 1.00

00:47:55.260 didn't, the bonnet thing didn't get big

00:47:57.500 when I was out, you know, 0.99

00:47:59.500 fucking around. No, this happened in the last, like, 0.97

00:48:01.500 10 years. Yeah, more than the last 10 years.

00:48:03.480 But from what I've seen, like, even 0.99

00:48:05.280 before the bonnets, they just, you don't fuck with 0.99

00:48:07.340 their hair. Right. They're very weird about their 1.00

00:48:09.400 fake ass. It just looks so touchable. 1.00

00:48:11.560 And it's a real, like, it's kind of an unfair.

00:48:12.980 oftentimes it's fake and they don't want you to with the tracks in their extensions yeah it gets

00:48:18.020 all out of whack and it's hard to go get your hair fixed when it's all fake and it's a whole pain it 1.00

00:48:23.300 like black woman hair is a whole it's a whole thing that's why when they fight you have the 1.00

00:48:27.380 fight spiders because they're always pulling out oh yeah so basically black women wear the bonnets 0.99

00:48:32.180 kind of like wait why uh this is crazy the black women's bonnets are basically like cyclops's red 0.96

00:48:39.460 sunglasses yeah oh yeah okay yeah it's mitigating there so uh i used to live in a place that was a 1.00

00:48:46.660 real shithole and i would see fight spiders um and i would i would know oh a couple of

00:48:52.180 double black spot here last night i'd be on the way to the car and they'd be strewn about uh in 0.96

00:48:56.420 the street on the sidewalks and such and that's a i like that though walking through like jane

00:49:01.860 goodall going like look there seems to be a fight here i used to watch him from my uh my porch and

00:49:07.540 and i remember your porch insensitive well i mean you know we all had a porch i didn't it just came

00:49:12.100 with the and i would uh watch the neighbors who moved in downstairs this black dude and a white 1.00

00:49:16.320 girl and right after they moved in i mean like clockwork every night it was like you bitch i'm 1.00

00:49:21.620 gonna beat your ass and then he would beat her ass and then she would leave and then she'd come 1.00

00:49:25.340 back the next day and they'd be back together again and it really was like i get jane goodall 1.00

00:49:29.720 is a good uh analogy it was like watching something it was all research purposes is what

00:49:34.900 i'm saying from my porch i saw all and i saw a lot i also saw them almost beat up an old lady for

00:49:40.100 asking them to turn the music down it was where does she get off i'll say this i know i know black 0.70

00:49:45.500 women that would rather you hit them than their hair up but that's why they okay you're on to 1.00

00:49:50.340 something every black female fight i've ever seen they go straight for the hair yes it's a kryptonite 1.00

00:49:55.900 yeah they know how to hurt them yeah that's that's more of an ego her wounding than it is and you're 1.00

00:50:00.840 seeing a lot more caps now because it's a lot harder to use ebt to do your hair like they used

00:50:04.760 yeah so they're just oh yeah oh wow that makes a lot of it is hard it is hard they make it a little

00:50:09.020 bit harder like to trade in your car and stuff like that and shit like that and cut especially 0.50

00:50:12.440 florida the only time i saw the bonnets before they got popular was in strip gloves but that

00:50:17.700 made sense and that was usually like on a friday or saturday night when one of like the real bad 1.00

00:50:23.380 like blazing chicks that worked for us would have her hair done because it would be like the weekend 1.00

00:50:28.840 where like there was a playoff game in town and they knew like i need friday i need to look really 0.99

00:50:33.380 good that's the only time i would understand them on it because they would just come in all covered

00:50:37.140 up go in the dress room be like pop i like the strategy of it i used to i used to do a show

00:50:41.700 called timeline cleanse and we would have um i used to wear a durag but they know the promise 1.00

00:50:46.900 these bitches wear them all day hold on a second why don't you wear a durag anymore i will wear it 1.00

00:50:51.700 to sleep because i had sick i mean during high school i had great waves you remember when we 1.00

00:50:55.220 You had waves in high school?

00:50:56.220 Can I ask you a question? 1.00

00:50:57.220 You do have pretty ass hair there. 1.00

00:50:59.220 Were we all wiggers in high school? 0.97

00:51:00.220 I was.

00:51:01.220 I was. 0.87

00:51:02.220 Yeah, I was a wigger. 0.92

00:51:03.220 I was a resistant wigger. 0.84

00:51:04.220 Yeah, I was. 0.97

00:51:05.220 Yeah, I went through my face.

00:51:06.220 Triple XL, Galaxy T.

00:51:07.220 Mark Echo.

00:51:08.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:51:09.220 Rocking the Mark Echo.

00:51:10.220 For me, it was only really ninth and tenth grade.

00:51:12.220 I had some lugs.

00:51:13.220 I grew out of it.

00:51:14.220 I'm actually going through it again now.

00:51:15.220 With the shoes.

00:51:16.220 With the shoes.

00:51:17.220 You're re-wiggering?

00:51:18.220 Re-wiggering.

00:51:19.220 That might be it.

00:51:20.220 Yeah.

00:51:21.220 That's crazy, bro.

00:51:22.220 I suppose so.

00:51:24.220 i suppose so because you go back to when your life was better you think back then you're like man

00:51:28.300 it was so much more chill in the 90s so when i'm in the gym i almost listen exclusively to 50 cent

00:51:34.540 g unit the game like that's that's good that's all my workout music so i i re-wigger every day

00:51:40.060 i i know every word every time get rich and dry die trying oh my god thing was the banger

00:51:46.380 banks hunger for more bro we did karaoke recently in my heart this is very good to admit but sometimes 0.93

00:51:52.620 i do it in a durag no i should have you should but i sang every word to kill you from eminem

00:51:58.460 and the people were sitting there looking at me like like they just saw a ghost they're like what 0.93

00:52:02.780 the hell i see though ninth grade me thinks you're so cool no me honestly honestly me too

00:52:08.540 that's pretty sick if you did that i was sick i don't love the top of the dome haven't listened 0.50

00:52:12.220 in that long it's like ingrained in me now that i i my spotify playlist will and i'm driving with

00:52:17.420 my family and my kids in the back seat i'm going oh man they really only talk about killing each

00:52:21.660 other yeah like that's really the whole thing is just them killing each other comes on and then

00:52:26.300 after that it's just eminem dragging his wife through a forest you know what's so great though

00:52:32.540 because like all that new york it's all i listen to when i drive but i love so many different time

00:52:37.820 types of music so like once in a while i'm i'm blue and i'm depressed and i'll listen to some

00:52:43.180 other yeah yeah yeah 99 of the time if i'm behind the wheel it's immediately like camera on like

00:52:50.940 yes dude hell yeah i got it like i and for him it's the same thing yeah just a little more yeah

00:52:55.820 i go a little softer because i grew up before so i'll throw like oh okay i'll trick daddy on

00:53:01.180 lowrider it's a little too past that dude but trick daddy for sure will be coming on all the

00:53:06.540 time uh and my favorite is i listen to people but only when he used to say the n-word oh that's

00:53:11.260 my favorite n-word pitbull was like dude he got a mr worldwide he used to back and when he was

00:53:16.140 before he was mr 305 and he was hanging out like when tricked out in the pork and beans project

00:53:22.460 and like yeah you get an n-word pass and then let me tell you something people would have

00:53:26.300 canceled anybody from his tour yeah for money well yeah yeah that guy stood out what during

00:53:31.820 the during the covet he was pretty big he did yeah yeah he was on the drink champs podcast right

00:53:37.820 we covered it yeah i know he was and we're so with such wiggers and he was on there 0.62

00:53:41.020 with black hip-hop podcast that's all i watch now that's amazing no watch them they're lit i love

00:53:50.000 that yeah uh like what jade kiss and fat show have a show together i listen to jade kiss all 0.96

00:53:54.860 the time i love jade has a show with drink champs okay yeah there's a bunch of women they all just 0.99

00:54:01.140 like i love them but they're all like this guy from coney island that i know nims uh fucking we 0.85

00:54:08.720 outside he goes oh yeah i love that show so much bing bong yeah yeah and he goes outside and he's 0.97

00:54:14.260 on fucking mermaid avenue and they're just roasting people talking shit outside high quality 0.96

00:54:18.380 production i like that but it's not it's a podcast but i'm like this is something different 0.98

00:54:22.260 fundamentally different i like it a lot it takes a lot of a very particular type of energy which is

00:54:26.880 that guy what's his name uh nems yeah he he's he's the guy for that job um yeah i feel like i

00:54:32.660 cover so go ahead what were you gonna say you're talking about people oh no no i was just saying

00:54:35.780 people was one of the drink champs thing during the covid and that's like i didn't know what he

00:54:38.840 was about but he went on this whole thing like i don't know man like i don't trust the government

00:54:42.040 with this vax dude like i don't know i'm gonna take this he actually because people he might be

00:54:46.360 all those things but in his mind like there's something about cuban people that they just don't 0.60

00:54:49.980 fucking trust the government i don't know why there's a reason but they just don't they really 0.87

00:54:54.160 don't and he was like i don't know man because all these pharmaceuticals like we were watching 0.99

00:54:57.200 like this is the time when no like you were getting kicked off of youtube for talking this 0.99

00:55:00.540 shit yeah and he was like no man i don't buy that shit like he goes you know you know the 0.99

00:55:04.680 government's been doing shit for people forever and he went like super fucking he was one of the 1.00

00:55:09.060 first famous guys he was talking about all the ceos and shit that really that quit right oh yeah 0.99

00:55:14.320 the mass exodus of ceos from all those major corporations unlike fucking dave grow who was 0.99

00:55:19.700 making everybody get vaccinated you want to go see the food fighters he didn't do that shit he 0.99

00:55:23.300 was like now now one of the best drummers uh ever is dead you know who uh 100 i will say well not 0.98

00:55:30.940 100% because you can't say this, but I am 1.00

00:55:32.600 almost positive that the Vax killed 0.96

00:55:34.940 Taylor Hawkins, the drummer for the Foo Fighters

00:55:37.100 because people forget 0.99

00:55:38.860 the shit about the Foo Fighters. Maybe you guys 0.98

00:55:40.840 and you probably don't know, but before this shit, the Foo Fighters were 0.99

00:55:42.880 uber conspiracy-based. And they were anti-vax. 0.99

00:55:45.340 Not only anti-vax,

00:55:47.260 they were going on tours, and you could 0.98

00:55:48.860 look it up, like going on fucking things where they said 0.99

00:55:50.820 AIDS wasn't real, like AIDS was made up by the 0.99

00:55:52.820 government. Okay. Look up the Foo Fighters

00:55:54.680 and they think... Was it AstraZeneca? 1.00

00:55:57.300 No, it was that other shit. 0.99

00:55:58.600 so they were saying like aids made up for the government for men and all that and they were 0.99

00:56:03.380 like super fucking like that's sick and then then they all walked it back and shit like that 1.00

00:56:07.840 i wonder what happens is there like a meeting in a room or like they threaten to fuck your family 1.00

00:56:11.800 or or or you're not going on tour or dave growth or dave growth fucks or dave growth fucks a fat 1.00

00:56:17.580 chick outside of marriage has a baby with her and she's that baby's older now and they go hey you 0.98

00:56:23.200 want this to come out or do you want to be the cool dave growth guy that everyone thinks is super

00:56:26.400 cool something happens and then they you know the chick comes out wants money i don't even think it

00:56:30.880 was blackmail i really just do think it's like do you want to go back on the road you're not you're

00:56:35.600 not going to make they're gonna make your money millions of dollars every stop right store unless

00:56:40.240 you well the mumford and sons got rid of one of their guys too because he wouldn't take the shot

00:56:44.400 the drummer for offspring is another one yeah you're not going on tour and it's sponsored by 0.90

00:56:48.960 pfizer yeah and think about if everybody in this room right now wasn't a mentally disturbed spurg 0.52

00:56:55.280 with oppositional defiance yeah good point yo i literally got diagnosed with that as a kid 0.51

00:57:02.880 but like if we're on tour or whatever we're making all this money and then

00:57:06.160 the boss walks in and goes look man we're cutting this thing short or you can go stop at cvs get a

00:57:11.840 shot in the arm and like let's be honest when we were kids when we were younger you'd probably be

00:57:15.360 like oh good yeah but davro is 40. i'm not saying that already i'm comparing it to that was already

00:57:21.440 frank when i was well i think you know what i think you're right merchant i think when you've

00:57:24.320 lived your whole life like that too and now your whole life is you're in your 50s your whole life

00:57:28.240 is is that do you really want to go back to being a nobody sure nobody because i mean look how many

00:57:33.760 dude covet destroyed a lot of people's careers like they just were like no i'm not doing it

00:57:38.880 and regular folk big people you know who else was crushing during covet uh pete pablo pete pablo

00:57:45.520 he was selling custom covet masks on his instagram i remember i remember seeing the beginning of

00:57:50.960 covid when i went to the post office box to our po box to get one day and i just saw these women

00:57:56.720 like boxing up masks and they were all talking about selling masks and i went this is never 1.00

00:58:01.280 going to go away if white women are making a side hustle money from this we're never getting rid of 0.52

00:58:07.520 i had just first started top lobster.com like right before covid and i was like i i called 0.80

00:58:12.160 my cousin i said what do i do because people aren't going to have money this is before the

00:58:15.680 stimulus people aren't going to have money and there's still people are going to buy these t-shirts 0.97

00:58:19.600 it's like I don't even feel like selling them I don't know what's and my cousin's like hey stupid 0.99

00:58:23.100 people are gonna do stupid people shit so I go okay word I swear to you I went to a website they 0.99

00:58:27.880 were doing custom masks I pulled like fucking 30 40 grand in a month I'm not even joking on that 1.00

00:58:33.240 custom on just custom masks and I was like then eventually I took them down like I can't do this 0.71

00:58:36.880 remember when your mom bought that custom mask oh yeah my mom bought a custom mask for me so

00:58:41.200 it was supposed to be like uh she wanted like dog bones no no she wanted bible scripture and

00:58:46.000 And I was like, yeah, yeah, so we did it and I designed it, but the company sent her something

00:58:49.720 and it turned in, she's like, oh, man, they sent me these things and it was like, like

00:58:53.020 dog bones.

00:58:54.020 Dog bones. 0.98

00:58:55.020 I was like, oh, that sucks. 0.99

00:58:56.020 So I see you're at church. 0.98

00:58:57.020 Right.

00:58:58.020 And I go, what's on your mask, man?

00:59:00.020 I go, I look at it and it's not dog bones. 0.99

00:59:02.460 It's it's tiny penises and they're like with balls and some are squirting, some are curved. 1.00

00:59:09.240 There's like vaginas. 1.00

00:59:10.240 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:59:11.240 Oh, dude, if I had the picture, I'd show you.

00:59:13.900 She's in church. 0.99

00:59:14.540 How the fuck did that happen? 1.00

00:59:17.380 Did they do that to you on purpose? 1.00

00:59:18.620 You think they did that on purpose?

00:59:19.640 Oh, that's so funny.

00:59:20.700 You know what?

00:59:21.620 Yeah, they'd be like, she doesn't want the scripture. 1.00

00:59:23.180 She wants the tiny penis. 1.00

00:59:24.420 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:59:25.140 That's so funny, dude. 0.99

00:59:26.480 That's fucking hilarious. 0.98

00:59:27.560 Very funny mix-up. 0.98

00:59:28.680 Honestly, I mean, yeah, I'm not even remotely mad at that.

00:59:31.320 I think that that's hilarious.

00:59:32.880 And the fact that you thought they were dog bones. 0.98

00:59:34.480 There was an entire industry off of it, and then it's like, at the time, I'm like, damn, 0.98

00:59:37.740 what do you do? 0.94

00:59:38.620 What do you do? 1.00

00:59:39.160 Like, these fucking retards are going to buy this shit. 1.00

00:59:41.240 anyway yeah so i don't know um and she had a dog so let's uh it makes sense right you got a dog 1.00

00:59:48.200 you think okay whatever fucking it's just some dog bones let's watch this real quick and then 0.94

00:59:51.840 we'll get into um the meat of the conversation which is uh reality but i just saw this and i 0.99

00:59:58.800 thought maybe somebody we get to watch ice kick the shit out of somebody i don't know i didn't 0.89

01:00:02.380 watch this so let's see what happens here your body is always giving you signals whoop helps 0.88

01:00:08.240 you understand them whoop is the wearable health and fitness coach that provides personalized

01:00:12.940 insights into your sleep recovery strain and overall health to help you make better decisions

01:00:18.600 every day whether you're training working traveling or just trying to feel your best

01:00:23.300 whoop shows you what helps your performance and what might be holding you back listen to your body

01:00:28.420 build better habits see where whoop can take you try whoop free for 30 days at whoop.com this

01:00:35.400 This episode is brought to you by Spreaker, the platform responsible for a rapidly spreading

01:00:39.260 condition known as podcast brain. Symptoms include buying microphones you don't need,

01:00:44.700 explaining RSS feeds to confused relatives, and saying things like,

01:00:48.220 sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm editing audio. If this sounds familiar, you're probably already

01:00:53.780 a podcaster. The good news is Spreaker makes the whole process simple. You record your show,

01:00:59.080 upload it once, and Spreaker distributes it everywhere people listen. Apple Podcasts,

01:01:03.280 spotify and about a dozen apps your cousin swears are the next big thing even better

01:01:08.460 spreaker helps you monetize your show with ads meaning your podcast might someday pay for

01:01:12.940 well more microphones start your show today at spreaker.com spreaker because if you're going

01:01:20.260 to talk to yourself for an hour you might as well publish it

01:01:23.720 I 0.99

01:01:30.240 Want to just say this cop he's fucking ready, bro 0.99

01:01:38.920 Grab the right person 0.98

01:01:53.720 dude honestly it's like he's preparing for oh he is you can see he's got the eyebrow raised hands

01:01:58.360 in the hips what it what an exhausting job yeah to listen to these because there's protesters

01:02:02.920 that's what's happening he's in ice you know whatever police office he looks like a regular

01:02:06.440 police officer i think he's probably he's probably doing it for he's working with ice yeah right and

01:02:11.800 he's he's already yeah you gotta think too like i always stick with these cops every time i see like

01:02:16.360 them get impatient it's like you gotta realize they're human garbage men yeah when they're not 0.92

01:02:20.360 dealing with when they're not dealing with these shrieking then they're going to domestic 0.92

01:02:26.120 violence calls they're going to child neglect calls yeah like there's just seen people not

01:02:31.000 out on fence in the drive-thru line and they're just seeing the worst all day so you just get hit

01:02:36.440 with one milkshake and you're like that's it i'm one hand grabbing somebody by the way yep

01:02:42.440 i hope we got this guy's like i don't know three in the morning he's grabbing some lady that's

01:02:46.360 strung out on coke from a laundromat it's like that's his life yeah people's houses where they're

01:02:50.920 abusing their kids like these this guy has seen all the worst this is kind of probably

01:02:56.040 his shirt says give me a reason please please i need a reason this 1.00

01:03:00.440 fucking vick mackie looking ass 1.00

01:03:08.440 oh you can hear some of them are black and latina 1.00

01:03:10.280 honestly he's being super cool right now women have gotten so brave yeah it's great that it's

01:03:35.080 actually crazy like the level of bravery that women have we've nerfed the world of course we have 0.62

01:03:41.480 that was like uh tim pool pulling off tim pool's beanie range yeah yeah yeah yeah that's a danger

01:03:46.840 but then she ran and you know that dude was just smiled at him that's probably crazy well the

01:03:50.520 different the difference is it's like this is a real man and not tim pool so i'd be scared yeah

01:03:54.440 yeah yeah you know he probably also didn't immediately know what happened to him something

01:03:59.400 hit him in the head and got wet like that's like that's a that's a confusing place to be 0.99

01:04:05.080 There is a reason why women now culturally only seem to respect black men. 1.00

01:04:10.420 Yes, because they're the only ones that have... 1.00

01:04:12.080 Because they're the only ones where the ever-present possibility of violence

01:04:19.580 is still on the table.

01:04:21.940 The possibility of...

01:04:24.100 Let's just for your argument's sake call it...

01:04:25.820 The guarantee of...

01:04:27.480 But for argument's sake, let's call it the possibility of violence.

01:04:31.120 Because that is all you need.

01:04:33.040 Yeah.

01:04:33.260 really in a situation in that dynamic it's just if women just think i won't yeah but i could it's

01:04:40.140 funny because the possibility of violence is much more of a cautionary thing than the probability

01:04:45.480 of single motherhood that doesn't seem to deter them at all but the likelihood that you're going 0.99

01:04:50.680 to get your fucking shit pushed in uh that one actually is i'll tell you what i'm beating the 0.99

01:04:54.760 shit out of the next one would you call this girl does she qualify as torta material oh this is a 1.00

01:05:01.580 she's a torta in training at least she's gonna hit the wall they always do yeah yeah but yeah 0.98

01:05:08.540 and they look like house cleaners eventually yeah tortellini exactly she is right there though yeah 1.00

01:05:15.660 right at the exit well you can see that bottom roll it protrudes as much as her tits do and that 1.00

01:05:20.780 is yeah that's kind of she's a girl that says dude but it's rare that you catch one in the in 0.96

01:05:29.180 the evolution stage oh yeah yeah they're tater thoughts it's the middle stage of a pokemon

01:05:37.420 well obviously they're all grass types obviously they're all

01:05:42.940 don't worry honey they got they got uh the hot cheetos

01:05:47.740 oh no she hurt herself in the confusion

01:05:49.660 she is saying something to the effect of i didn't do nothing 100 100 i love video literally like

01:06:09.100 reaching and slapping this dude i like when people stand around and they go what are you doing what

01:06:14.140 are you doing just on a loop like that that's got to be the most like nothing makes you want to pull

01:06:18.140 you're going black looping is a real thing well it's well you're talking to the guy who created

01:06:22.460 it well i'm youtube black looping said the word a bunch of times already did you know that you're

01:06:28.780 in the room with the guy who created terminology okay i i actually pioneered it so i used to have

01:06:33.980 a show called timeline cleanse we would rate black fights and there was a four-star system

01:06:38.300 so the first star would be still is a four-star system it still is it still is the first star

01:06:42.060 would be if they were wearing a shower cap the second star would be if they if a wig came off 1.00

01:06:46.540 the third star would be if big fat black tits came out and the fourth star would be the nigger 0.99

01:06:51.620 loop and i i broke it down there's a clip of me explaining what this is and then i watched it i'm 0.99

01:06:57.240 not you know whatever i'm just telling the story i don't care i'm actually proud that my child is

01:07:01.040 out there in the ether and that it's being used but i broke down exactly the story this is crazy 0.84

01:07:05.160 so what it is is when uh black people they have a propensity for for violence and they only have 0.91

01:07:10.920 so much uh brain function to allocate potential violence potential violence you know like in 0.98

01:07:14.800 cyberpunk on your cyber deck isn't that good exactly you got your health and your ram yeah

01:07:19.640 you can't you know you use them both at the same time yeah this was uh it's all in health and none

01:07:23.880 in ram three years ago stamina not a lot of ram so they have um a lot of their mental faculties

01:07:31.080 that they put towards causing chaos and committing violence and um the remaining 13 they they add to 1.00

01:07:38.580 the chaos of the situation by getting on what's called the nigger loop and that's where i mean 1.00

01:07:42.840 everybody knows it at this point it's just the nigger loop just sounds like a train in baltimore 1.00

01:07:46.620 sounds like a cereal stops running at 3 a.m yeah but it is where you just get like nigger loop 1.00

01:07:52.800 is through you eat with water and it comes in bags the nigger loop is just that round highway 1.00

01:08:00.500 around charlotte north carolina yeah that's it but then everybody knows that it's just shut up 1.00

01:08:05.720 bitch shut up bitch shut up bitch like the same thing on a on a loop all right let's uh let's see 0.99

01:08:10.140 i guess i was hoping that they would do something cool to this how did this pertain to the dayquill 1.00

01:08:15.260 story that got you in a lot of trouble um i the actually didn't have much to do with the dayquill

01:08:19.900 story so the dayquill story was just my son was having some trouble with some kids at school and

01:08:25.900 they were you know whatever causing some issues i'm trying not to lead him into you know black

01:08:31.100 hatred so i'm going well society will do that let him get there naturally the journey's important

01:08:39.020 yeah you know it is it is part of the experience so i go um you know what i'm trying to figure out

01:08:43.900 like some qualifying questions without being too forward so i got like what are they wearing

01:08:47.180 and he goes like they're just dressed like regular kids at the time he's like nine or something and i 0.99

01:08:52.780 go okay uh and then i go oh what are their names and he goes oh it's and he says a bunch of shit

01:09:00.220 that's like rwanda lakisha yeah but none of those are the actual names i i omitted the names and i

01:09:06.700 And I made up my own new ones for the Twitter post.

01:09:08.580 And I just said, like, this is what's happening.

01:09:09.960 And I said, one of the kids' name was, like, Dayquil.

01:09:12.440 That went viral to, like, 20 million.

01:09:15.580 And they doxxed me.

01:09:19.120 They called CPS on me.

01:09:21.200 And they started threatening to kill me on, like, a regular basis for a straight week.

01:09:25.700 So 20 million people saw it.

01:09:27.420 And my DMs got filled with thousands of death threats.

01:09:29.860 Really?

01:09:30.120 Because they're not normally violent.

01:09:31.400 No, it was confusing.

01:09:32.460 The whole thing was confusing to me.

01:09:33.820 I didn't really understand it.

01:09:34.580 And I was unprepared.

01:09:36.700 You didn't take into account generational trauma.

01:09:39.840 I'll tell you what did happen, though.

01:09:41.280 Dayquil, the brand, started trending.

01:09:45.720 Thank you, Johnson & Johnson,

01:09:48.220 to send you a thank you letter for pushing it.

01:09:50.400 Some sort of compensation.

01:09:52.240 All right, so I guess what we'll do is

01:09:54.800 I want to kind of get into this bigger thing

01:09:57.500 that is FBI Director Cash Patel.

01:10:01.280 Ah, Cash at PayPal.

01:10:02.380 This is a fascinating...

01:10:04.380 I love him. He's my favorite.

01:10:06.280 So once again, you know, I don't really. 1.00

01:10:07.920 You know, when black people do something, it's called didn't do nothing. 0.99

01:10:10.560 Yeah. 1.00

01:10:10.920 When Indians do something, it's Hindus. 1.00

01:10:13.580 Hindu nothing. 1.00

01:10:14.240 Oh, I like that one. 1.00

01:10:15.140 That's actually pretty good.

01:10:15.880 I remember that.

01:10:16.500 So FBI Director Cash Patel's decision to remove.

01:10:20.540 This is so confusing.

01:10:21.480 The bestiality thing.

01:10:22.380 Remove bestiality as an automatic disqualifier.

01:10:25.320 So previously, if you tried to apply for the FBI, a history of bestiality was seen as an automatic disqualifier.

01:10:31.160 This is no longer the case.

01:10:32.800 As it should be.

01:10:33.400 and it's supposed to protect victims of sex trafficking how i don't know how how what

01:10:41.400 how is it supposed to protect victims of sex trafficking i love this picture of him for that

01:10:46.120 by the way what why no no no you know when somebody makes a rule and you see a weird ruling

01:10:50.760 like somebody did some up for there to be that like you know how now they don't let people like 0.99

01:10:54.360 now they change the rules in those the high rocks marathons after that bitch or pants did you see 1.00

01:10:58.280 that oh yeah yeah i saw that bitch or pants and there was no rules technically that you you could 0.99

01:11:02.360 still keep going because you know no one thought they would have to make a rule that they say the 1.00

01:11:05.640 rule book is written in blood right yes so they changed the rules now to saying hey you can't

01:11:12.120 while you run this is another scenario somebody is like you exactly so i know what this is you

01:11:18.760 know how when you get into a place and if you become the manager you get your relatives a job

01:11:22.200 yeah and then all of a sudden you couldn't get his relatives a job because yeah they're cows and

01:11:27.000 stuff they are i mean i'm just saying like i was in in now and i almost called it indian texas now

01:11:31.640 which is just india they they they ranchers now you know they're having problems making money

01:11:36.840 because you know obviously all the meat's coming from argentina they don't get the same breaks and

01:11:40.280 they can't sell there's a whole bunch of stuff why the reason they're getting but

01:11:43.320 the way they're making money now is they are renting their cows to indian families to bless 0.98

01:11:48.360 their homes because they worship cows so that whenever you get a new home indians some indians 0.94

01:11:53.400 believe when you get a new home if you have a cow go through it it blesses it because they're holy 0.94

01:11:57.400 so they're renting their cows to indian families to uh to go into their homes i wonder how lucrative 0.99

01:12:03.560 that is i mean there's a lot of indians so probably a lot because there's a lot of indians

01:12:07.960 like you saw and you saw like that texas can you unpack that so poo uh poo hinder her

01:12:13.640 her name is literally like poo hinder or some what is she the governor of texas or or explain

01:12:18.680 that a little bit so what's going on with what's going on the governor of texas is greg abbott

01:12:22.440 doesn't stand for anything that how dare you yes yeah he's the one that gives

01:12:26.840 all the h1b visas and stuff like that because it's because they all deals with these companies and

01:12:30.920 they all want industry and they want to hire indians but what's going on is i mean a couple

01:12:34.440 people have been covered tyler vieira covered a town in texas it's all india sarah gonzalez has

01:12:38.840 actually been covering a lot of this stuff too where it's a lot it's all indian so like the

01:12:42.520 university of texas game like they they won like this last minute thing and when they painted the

01:12:47.160 crowd it was like it was literally all indians sitting in and ben shapiro did a thing saying

01:12:51.880 it i don't have a problem that indians are there because they're palestinians i'm sure you have a 0.97

01:12:56.120 fucking problem but it's uh because he doesn't care about the browning of the country but yeah 0.98

01:13:00.760 that's what it is here so you go so so if you look if you look at this this thing 0.99

01:13:04.680 and you look just back five years ago at a texas longhorns game it would be all white people right

01:13:09.720 we haven't even covered this i mean this is this it's all indians in the crowd of a texas

01:13:14.280 college football game and uh look there's one white right here yeah so so this so this wow

01:13:19.640 that's crazy yeah dude so it's a lot of them so if you look at the graduation stuff too it's a 0.98

01:13:23.160 bunch of indians and and and the this railroad guy running for railroad commission in texas 0.99

01:13:28.120 pretty base guy quote tuning goes we can't have this like texas is all indian people blah blah

01:13:32.200 blah blah blah right and of course all the neocons like ken paxton who's running and also

01:13:36.280 ben shapiro like actually indian people there are actually really cool and he's a jewish guy

01:13:42.200 yeah i think he is yeah he's a jewish guy who moved this company to nashville but he lives in 0.98

01:13:46.920 bokeh uh which is which is fun right it's a fun thing but yet wears cowboy hats because fucking 0.98

01:13:54.060 dude jewish people want to be cowboys like that's a real thing look it up there's like it's a thing 0.99

01:13:57.740 if you look up like jewish and their propensity for being cowboys they love it that's fascinating 0.95

01:14:01.180 there's plenty of photos of ben shapiro's dressed like a cowboy they all bring up like one jewish

01:14:06.120 guy that lived in deadwood yeah well is this the idea of like because you know how they kind of 0.96

01:14:09.520 subvert and they assimilate and they pretend to be white people and it's like what's more white

01:14:13.260 and more americana yeah oh yeah yeah hold over yeah yeah marble reds cowboy hat and now there's 0.59

01:14:19.740 a big crossover between the book and there's a huge crossover between all the neocons and zionists

01:14:25.340 and also in deal of indians like it's a big they all love they all love each other now because you

01:14:29.580 know they're the ones letting them in they're the ones giving them the h1b visa so they could work

01:14:34.140 and stuff like not in their neighborhoods though like they're not you know book about a bench

01:14:37.420 appear doesn't live in a enough bench apparel's racial makeup of his neighborhood is in boca we

01:14:41.740 know what it is it's not going to be indian right right right stuff like that can i just say though 0.99

01:14:46.060 boca nice town of course it is it's nice it's very nice because there's no indians right right 0.99

01:14:50.940 mouth of the rat mouth of the rat very interesting yeah crazy it's a nice place uh they're not jewish 1.00

01:14:57.500 but they are i love that it's called meisner park that's like my fit that's the nice area is called 1.00

01:15:01.820 meisner park they have their kind of shitty area you want to rub my hands it does i mean i'll tell 0.91

01:15:06.300 you what though when i was down there recently a lot of haitians a lot of dominicans have moved in 0.89

01:15:10.060 you go to like a tj maxx out there it is exclusively haitian which is kind of bizarre and it was in the

01:15:14.700 nice area and much of the dismay of my family i knew i knew i knew for a while there he was the

01:15:19.500 he was the gm of the ruth chris and boca raton this guy and mind you that's a lot of money you're

01:15:23.980 the gm of that place a lot of money and he went in there he's also a trained chef he went in there

01:15:28.060 and he goes look i'm sorry make me the head chef i can't do this anymore and he's like why because

01:15:31.900 i've worked at ruth chris is like all over the world yeah all over the country and it's like

01:15:36.220 it's every night they would eat all their meat and they would ask for their money back they

01:15:39.820 they wouldn't tip, they wouldn't this.

01:15:41.320 He's like, it's not worth it for me.

01:15:42.280 He got in trouble so many times because he-

01:15:43.740 Everything's a hustle.

01:15:44.880 Yeah, so he was like, in the kitchen,

01:15:46.120 they're not going to bother me.

01:15:46.920 I'm just going to cook back here.

01:15:48.300 I can't do it.

01:15:49.000 So it's bad.

01:15:49.580 If you're opening it there, it's bad.

01:15:50.620 You better be the best thing ever. 0.95

01:15:51.840 You're not going to get fucking tipped. 0.98

01:15:53.540 Your body is always giving you signals. 0.98

01:15:56.120 Whoop helps you understand them.

01:15:57.960 Whoop is the wearable health and fitness coach

01:16:00.080 that provides personalized insights

01:16:02.140 into your sleep, recovery, strain,

01:16:04.420 and overall health to help you make

01:16:06.200 better decisions every day.

01:16:07.660 Whether you're training, working, traveling, or just trying to feel your best,

01:16:11.960 WHOOP shows you what helps your performance and what might be holding you back.

01:16:15.880 Listen to your body, build better habits, see where WHOOP can take you.

01:16:20.100 Try WHOOP free for 30 days at WHOOP.com.

01:16:23.660 This episode is brought to you by Spreaker,

01:16:25.660 the platform responsible for a rapidly spreading condition known as podcast brain.

01:16:30.320 Symptoms include buying microphones you don't need,

01:16:33.160 explaining RSS feeds to confused relatives,

01:16:35.200 and saying things like, sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm editing audio.

01:16:39.760 If this sounds familiar, you're probably already a podcaster.

01:16:43.480 The good news is Spreaker makes the whole process simple.

01:16:46.360 You record your show, upload it once, and Spreaker distributes it everywhere people listen.

01:16:50.820 Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and about a dozen apps your cousin swears are the next big thing.

01:16:56.380 Even better, Spreaker helps you monetize your show with ads,

01:16:59.300 meaning your podcast might someday pay for, well, more microphones.

01:17:03.980 Start your show today.

01:17:05.200 at Spreaker.com.

01:17:06.860 Spreaker.

01:17:07.660 Because if you're going to talk to yourself for an hour,

01:17:10.520 you might as well publish it.

01:17:12.260 One of the things,

01:17:13.460 one of my favorite stories about the Cheesecake Factory

01:17:15.540 in Boca Raton,

01:17:16.860 this is a great story.

01:17:18.380 I was talking to a waiter that went there and he goes,

01:17:20.420 let me just say, 1.00

01:17:21.020 fucking Cheesecake Factory. 1.00

01:17:22.260 I mean, Florida, 1.00

01:17:23.040 I don't know if it's anywhere else, 0.99

01:17:24.260 but Florida fucks with the Cheesecake Factory. 0.99

01:17:25.820 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:17:26.380 Oh, yeah.

01:17:27.080 Cheesecake Factory is always full.

01:17:28.540 So they would go there during the day

01:17:30.240 and, you know,

01:17:31.360 you at Cheesecake Factory,

01:17:32.200 they give you free bread.

01:17:33.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:17:33.920 Their salads are big.

01:17:35.200 and so what they would do is they would go and they would order one salad and split it they

01:17:39.380 would order the bread and eat the bread endless shrimp that's what this is they wouldn't order

01:17:43.760 the lemonade they would order water and they would ask for a bunch of lemons with sweetener

01:17:47.580 on the side they would literally make their own lemonade at the table and it would sit like two 0.99

01:17:52.400 dollars who's doing this indian people no jews oh jews indian people by the way can i say something 0.82

01:17:57.780 indian people may indian people may be cheaper than jew i will say that in my experience they 0.98

01:18:02.880 are brutal when it comes to cheap and gutting deals they love to haggle i used to work at a 1.00

01:18:07.000 furniture place and like you would spend hours and hours and hours with a dude that's just beating 0.99

01:18:11.000 you down on the prices of furniture fucking guy the indian guy uh you know when you go to a cruise 0.94

01:18:15.240 and you have like a set dinner time you can go to that place or go somewhere else he called my room 0.98

01:18:20.220 when i was there and he was like sorry you have to like you have to come and uh get the meal so 0.99

01:18:26.180 that way you can give me a review and i was like i was like shut the fuck up don't fucking call me 0.97

01:18:29.960 damn i've never heard that before that they tell you to come dude i made a misthreatening i actually 0.98

01:18:34.680 hate when people ask me to leave like uber drivers or delivery but you tell me like leave five star 0.99

01:18:39.880 review i'm like shut the fuck up yeah tell me or a bar or a restaurant does it when they hand you a 0.98

01:18:44.440 thing yeah yeah do you tell them you're gonna i go yeah yeah yeah of course and then i fucking never 0.99

01:18:48.760 do it then i give a bad one a little pushy but i was i was on a this is an indian story this 0.85

01:18:54.520 reminded me with your cruise story i was on a cruise one time i was about to go on a cruise

01:18:57.560 and my phone kept ringing and it was an 800 number like here we go scam and i always pick

01:19:01.240 them up when i'm bored to with them and i picked it up with an indian woman she goes

01:19:04.440 sir there was uh there was fraud activity on your american express go yeah you

01:19:08.360 where are you calling from new delhi you indian street i mean ask my wife she was like what the

01:19:14.520 and i'm like because i was like dude i'm like you kept calling i'm like you you

01:19:17.880 call center in dubai but for call center in mumbai you piece of and i started going

01:19:22.920 off on him blah blah blah blah blah and then i hang up and then i look at my email from amex there

01:19:28.600 really was a fraud thing on my card and then the lady calls back and she's like sure i go oh oh it

01:19:34.760 is a fraud thing but because i'm a man and i can't admit defeat i said well you shouldn't be calling

01:19:39.720 me i'm about to go on a cruise and you're bothering me listen listen i just want to clarify a couple

01:19:45.240 of things okay i was out of pocket okay i thought you were scamming right right that being said

01:19:51.720 i'm very racist you are from a whole country yes yes just because you have one of the few

01:19:58.200 legit jobs doesn't mean i have to respect you know and you know what if anything i blame her 1.00

01:20:02.840 countrymen because they're the ones who call me all the time and that the only good thing indians

01:20:07.880 do and i'm going to sell you on this we're immersion i were talking about it she's also 0.92

01:20:11.400 dealing with it she's the woman that's getting gang raped by those guys on her way home from 0.97

01:20:15.720 her legitimate call every time she stops the in the street she gets raped that's right that's 1.00

01:20:20.120 right that's right it's hard out there it's called lubrication the one good thing indians do is that 0.96

01:20:24.680 they take money from boomers and i used to defend boomers for this when indians would romance 0.94

01:20:28.360 merchant i used to always defend them when they romance i wish i could like get away with it 0.67

01:20:32.440 legally yes but you can't you can't and then wait wait wait romance okay so okay so we've been

01:20:38.120 covering on the show but it's a big thing and it's a channel you should watch called my

01:20:41.080 my aunt got romance scam oh dude i know i know i know a lot of people's so much money bro but

01:20:46.840 so many people some of these guys are getting like half a mil oh yeah no no no she had a lot

01:20:50.760 of money her husband died she had hot rods boats my thing is like you guys could hook me up you're

01:20:58.600 in the villages now right i'm trying to find me like an older who has a lot of money life insurance

01:21:04.840 maybe a little clumsy no problem yeah you don't even have to shove her you just wait but that's

01:21:09.240 i'm saying that's where to go but here's the thing right you're like these guys are all romance

01:21:12.840 scam and it's like if they're not horrible looking i'll you as long as i get 0.96

01:21:16.200 some of the money at least you're not african bro i'll clean up dude i'll these broads all 0.99

01:21:22.440 i want to do is like wear their dead husband's watches and drive around in their old car what 0.98

01:21:26.200 are they doing just collecting dust matt was telling us a story about a couple that came

01:21:29.720 in here and the husband had dementia and she would just bring in the next suitors and like

01:21:33.720 just right in front of a level of spiritual depravity that i can't even imagine i want to

01:21:40.840 be clean about it i want a woman with a dead husband and then she'll just be like you know

01:21:46.520 it's it's he's gone and he's not going to wear these suits anymore do you want all these suits

01:21:50.840 just immersion a bunch of baggers merch is dressed like and then dressed like

01:21:55.000 de niro in casino with these big 70s suits and i'm just like i mean i would but honestly i mean

01:21:59.960 i can't afford to get all of them tailored no no i'll let you i'll tailor them for okay yeah

01:22:04.600 she's driving around in a mint 1999. no i'm driving around in a 67 stingray but i'm dressed

01:22:12.920 like doug stanhope no but you got it you know what is happening right now she's still alive

01:22:17.240 you got to keep him in the passenger seat like this yeah are you feeling good mitch there he is

01:22:22.680 give us a thumbs up i have them turkish hair plugs the good ones

01:22:27.800 is is uh he's dead right i mean he's not alive anymore no he's he's alive see there's still

01:22:36.440 here's the thing what he looks like what's your definition of dead oh touche uh can we say it

01:22:43.480 looks like he's voting fine bro can i give you what the actual brain dead would be uh as long

01:22:52.200 as your heart's still pumping and there's an electrical current going through your brain okay

01:22:56.200 you're alive and i believe they have a very strong electrical current running through him

01:23:01.160 that is keeping him yeah like i think they're keeping him in a good mood it's like when you

01:23:05.000 make frog legs kick by putting electricity through them when they're dead or salt they're

01:23:08.600 using a combination of modern medicine technology and adrenochrome and they're keeping them alive

01:23:14.200 alive in the way that the mountain from game of thrones was alive yeah yeah yeah by spellcraft

01:23:21.240 yeah it's like a monkey's paw situation i want to live forever but you have to live like mitch

01:23:24.840 mcconnell yeah when biden died he died like probably year one into his presidency but like

01:23:29.400 i don't think that was ever remember tall joe biden yeah yeah my favorite the clip when somebody

01:23:34.680 came out that was like at least a foot taller than him in that made-up white house thing you're like

01:23:39.000 guys nobody's buying tall joe biden he's not seven feet i like uh joe biden that's scared

01:23:43.880 of the easter bunny that was maybe my favorite joe biden because it was it was so brief but the

01:23:48.840 horror the actual horror can i say that i miss it we were talking about how we miss him yeah it was

01:23:53.800 whimsical because it was more whimsical country was just as shitty but it was funny to be able

01:23:58.520 to make fun of this guy he was taking the economy right but we can all agree we're all laughing 0.88

01:24:02.920 the ukraine war was because we were weak not necessarily was it his fault oh yeah yeah i kind

01:24:09.320 of sucked into that one i don't know if anything was really wrong the economy sucked it didn't 0.55

01:24:14.360 suck as much as it does right now and we weren't fighting iran and we got a lot of slips and falls 0.93

01:24:19.480 and like you said scared of the easter funny moments and and i even called it when we were 0.93

01:24:24.840 getting back to trump i even i we were on the show i said dude things will never be the same

01:24:29.400 we're gonna miss this guy yeah like we don't even know remember the story i was keenly aware that we

01:24:34.760 would miss him like you don't get that oh yeah well because but everybody but also under biden

01:24:39.080 everybody was kind of united on the at least say whatever the right is at the time but everybody

01:24:43.960 was at least like you know what we don't do we you know you have libertarians and you had the

01:24:47.400 podcast bros and you had hardcore right-wingers everyone's like this guy's crazy yeah and the

01:24:52.680 moment this guy comes in everybody shatters everyone's like we're done no you're kidding

01:24:56.360 me what were we expecting remember when he walked off at the end yeah that was like he walked off

01:25:00.200 into the woods or whatever the phone call he walked he literally walked into the woods you've

01:25:03.800 never seen him again yeah it was like the end of harry and the henderson's like go nobody loves you

01:25:08.520 did that happen at the end of the area yeah they told him go nobody loves you and he left

01:25:13.000 yeah yeah went back but then in a sequel harry into henderson 2 bloodlines or whatever it was

01:25:19.960 called he found like a wife like a female yeah i mean a lot yeah so remember the story where 0.84

01:25:25.540 he supposedly shit himself in front of the pope that was like a really hard oh yeah squash like 0.98

01:25:30.220 i believe he did was that more embarrassing than when bush threw up on the japanese prime minister 0.99

01:25:34.860 remember that that was wild i think it was less because throwing up on someone is always worse 0.67

01:25:40.620 pooping yourself you're pooping your own pants 0.54

01:25:42.680 you know you could be embarrassed 0.99

01:25:44.140 you know that happens I didn't poop your pants

01:25:46.800 it's a power move if I'm going to poop myself when I watch 0.99

01:25:48.820 the Avengers I don't give a fuck 0.98

01:25:49.920 if I just immediately went 0.97

01:25:52.600 like on the top

01:25:53.800 I would feel immediately like 1.00

01:25:56.300 oh god oh god oh fuck 1.00

01:25:58.760 if I shit my pants right now I'd just be like 0.99

01:26:00.920 I gotta go to the bathroom everyone would be like what is that 0.95

01:26:02.860 smell I'm going to go step out for a very

01:26:04.800 smelly cigarette

01:26:05.520 there's just a pair of underwear

01:26:10.600 out back on the floor yeah but yeah no i mean it's yeah it's it's uh it's it's it's biden biden

01:26:19.240 was like at least everybody it was all together and we were like yeah man this

01:26:22.920 remember after like they tried to shoot trump for like five minutes everyone's like yeah man this 0.65

01:26:26.520 dude stood up blah blah blah and then after a week everyone's like wait that was gay right what 0.56

01:26:30.360 happened there wait we're not and now you're like wait we're not investigating it wait what the 0.99

01:26:34.600 fuck's happened why are we invent trump literally would got end massey's life if he could and the 0.78

01:26:41.000 guy who tried to kill him it's like we don't talk about that anymore why well and i also think it 0.99

01:26:45.000 was a matter of like we went from like with uh biden it went from like in the boys it was like

01:26:49.800 stan edgar was the boss but now like homelanders the boss and yeah it's killing people vacuum

01:26:55.560 killing people like at a whim like you know what i mean he's just going nuts and it's like all right

01:26:59.880 i'm a little scared what scares me the most is when he was like don't worry after the midterms

01:27:03.960 oil prices are going to go down and we're going to end

01:27:06.220 the war in Iran. It's like, what does that mean? Because if you're not

01:27:08.240 doing it now, does that mean nukes? Like, what are we

01:27:10.140 talking about here? Holding the country hostage.

01:27:12.420 Yeah, he is. Your body is

01:27:14.260 always giving you signals.

01:27:16.040 Whoop helps you understand them. Whoop

01:27:18.080 is the wearable health and fitness coach

01:27:20.000 that provides personalized insights

01:27:22.040 into your sleep, recovery, strain

01:27:24.200 and overall health to help you make

01:27:26.120 better decisions every day. Whether you're

01:27:28.140 training, working, traveling, or

01:27:30.060 just trying to feel your best, Whoop

01:27:32.060 shows you what helps your performance

01:27:33.940 and what might be holding you back.

01:27:35.820 Listen to your body, build better habits,

01:27:38.220 see where Whoop can take you.

01:27:40.020 Try Whoop free for 30 days at whoop.com.

01:27:43.560 This episode is brought to you by Spreaker,

01:27:45.520 the platform responsible for a rapidly spreading condition

01:27:48.020 known as podcast brain.

01:27:50.240 Symptoms include buying microphones you don't need,

01:27:53.100 explaining RSS feeds to confused relatives,

01:27:55.540 and saying things like,

01:27:56.560 sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm editing audio.

01:27:59.660 If this sounds familiar,

01:28:01.000 you're probably already a podcaster. The good news is Spreaker makes the whole process simple.

01:28:06.280 You record your show, upload it once, and Spreaker distributes it everywhere people listen.

01:28:10.720 Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and about a dozen apps your cousin swears are the next big thing.

01:28:16.300 Even better, Spreaker helps you monetize your show with ads, meaning your podcast might someday pay

01:28:21.020 for, well, more microphones. Start your show today at Spreaker.com. Spreaker. Because if you're

01:28:28.320 going to talk to yourself for an hour you might as well publish it you know and it's it's it's uh

01:28:33.680 it's rubio already said that he's not running did you see that i think he's too smart he's 0.99

01:28:37.360 rubio's fucking neocom piece of shit rubio when he was been afforded his whole life was uh yeah 0.99

01:28:42.320 trump pretty much ruined my chances right so ruby's like i'll wait let vance take the dump on 0.99

01:28:46.780 this one but uh it looks like but rubio when he was here was so funny because like in 2013 he was 0.87

01:28:52.820 with a gang of whatever that was trying to give amnesty to all illegals and shit like that that's 0.96

01:28:56.760 the Marco Rubio we fucking know. 0.98

01:28:58.600 Do you know what I'm really scared of, though? 0.99

01:29:00.820 To see if this is going to step up and fail

01:29:02.880 again. You think he'll run? I don't think he'll run

01:29:04.800 again. I don't think he'll run again. No, I think

01:29:06.580 he knows better. He'll wait. He'll wait. He'll wait a few years

01:29:08.800 before he runs again. Right now, any

01:29:10.760 Republican that runs is going to be kind of fucked. 0.99

01:29:13.160 It doesn't matter who the Democrats run. 1.00

01:29:14.760 They're going to be kind of fucked. 0.99

01:29:17.020 I think right now, Newsom said he's not going to run. 0.99

01:29:18.700 I don't believe him, but I think it'll be Kamala probably

01:29:20.740 will run again. And she might win. 0.75

01:29:22.920 I'm still not looking forward to that.

01:29:24.680 I made a bet with this boomer at the bar.

01:29:26.460 what like like a week ago that matthew mcconaughey would eventually be governor of texas i believe

01:29:31.860 that and he will eventually try to run for president i believe that guy was like you're 0.96

01:29:35.880 full of shit and i said i tell you what in the next three years four years if matthew mcconaughey 0.99

01:29:40.780 is running for governor you owe me a drink if he's not i will buy you two drinks and he'll run 1.00

01:29:44.760 you know what's also this i'm gonna find that guy he'll run as an independent that's the other

01:29:49.320 thing is he's been he's been doing all like you know man everyone's got to get along man everyone's

01:29:52.960 kind of cool dude like you know we need gun laws but you know not that restrictive like all this

01:29:57.220 that's what he does like yeah i think he'll start as an independent and then the democrats or even

01:30:03.380 the republic i think the republicans might even do a fucking an arnold schwarzenegger with this

01:30:07.960 guy they might be like we can't hold on to the state unless we have a cool dude and i like who's 0.71

01:30:12.480 cooler than matthew mcconnell we're gonna fall for it again we just brushed over this idea of

01:30:16.260 bc-ality being allowed in the fbi oh sorry no it's not it's not even it's nothing it's no

01:30:21.380 everything we've been hearing now you're like yeah that makes sense did you watch the clip of

01:30:27.660 kennedy talking to him specifically no if you found senator kennedy yeah the one who talks

01:30:33.320 like foghorn leghorn senator kennedy questioned cash patel about this and not only is it

01:30:38.960 hilarious yeah but he lies to him at the end uh cash patel yeah there you go that's that's the

01:30:45.880 is it the one that's the one funniest dude that's the one up here it's it's it's hilarious

01:30:51.880 i watched this last night on nightwave i do think that the reason is going to be because um

01:30:57.080 he's just trying to get family into those positions he's got family that

01:30:59.400 animals but i guess yeah let's let's let's see what this is three minutes so we'll jump around

01:31:05.560 um okay what what what about the bestiality

01:31:10.920 look at his face look at his face like we were following you with everything else but

01:31:19.640 the beast yeah it's a fair question because the regs wrote it up in a fashion before i arrived

01:31:26.320 that addressed prostitution bestiality and trafficking they were there before i got there

01:31:30.680 tell me what it said before okay wait wait so that's kind of reasonable he's saying they wrote

01:31:35.720 it up before and it included like a bill a bunch of other yes so he explains it in this but i can

01:31:41.880 because it's three and a half minutes you don't go through it all day well that sounds reasonable

01:31:44.840 though kennedy asks him what is the and he so he explains regulations where anyone who's ever been

01:31:50.280 involved in it in any way couldn't uh apply for the fbi okay so he goes what we did was removed

01:31:57.720 the piece so he goes basically it was worded wrong we reworded it so that people who were involved

01:32:04.040 who weren't criminal participants so if they were victims of like trafficking bcl but because well

01:32:10.520 technically if you were how many applicants well because if you were a trafficked prostitute sure

01:32:15.160 more than you think then you would be a victim not a criminal sure sure so if you got out of that

01:32:19.720 lifestyle and you eventually wanted to work for the fbi well i made a whole thing on nightwave

01:32:23.960 last night about i don't know like women that were raped by dogs in cages like on film

01:32:28.280 are the best candidates to have a gun and a federal agent license right but like so that's

01:32:34.540 a good point that is the point so he's saying like no but people that are victims can't apply

01:32:40.620 for the fbi blah blah blah so then kennedy they go in circles for like three minutes but my favorite

01:32:45.200 part of the video is towards the end kennedy's like you can clearly see that cash is basically 0.83

01:32:50.560 saying a woman who has fucked dogs in a speciality board if they were victims sure to apply to the

01:32:56.160 fbi and kennedy's so confused by the end he just goes uh i'd like to clarify that um nobody uh who 0.93

01:33:04.300 is having sex with animals uh is is going to be uh applying for the fbi and cash patel goes

01:33:10.280 no which is a lie which is a lie it's but it's one of those lies you know when you give up talking 0.98

01:33:16.720 to grandpa yep when grandpa's not getting something you know finally you just go yeah yeah

01:33:21.880 grandpa honestly though the optics of an indian dude named cash patel making a pathway for people 0.95

01:33:27.380 who fuck animals to get into the fbi is the greatest reductive outlook on things that i've 0.88

01:33:33.200 ever heard well i mean my favorite part is that but also remember the cash patel's the guy with 0.99

01:33:37.320 the stories that came out of him that he was like got so drunk in his office that he passed out and 0.80

01:33:41.020 they had to break his office down with a fuck that's something that happened he got caught with 0.99

01:33:45.800 like logins to different porn sites and shit with his full name at FBI. 0.99

01:33:49.300 Yeah. And also and also like more stuff came out during during some sort of data freedom 0.93

01:33:54.340 information thing where text messages of him asking his assistant at the FBI to counter

01:34:00.080 signal. I find retards on Twitter. Yeah, that's right. And I'm like, your body is always giving 1.00

01:34:06.600 you signals. Whoop helps you understand them. Whoop is the wearable health and fitness coach

01:34:11.580 that provides personalized insights into your sleep, recovery, strain, and overall health

01:34:16.880 to help you make better decisions every day.

01:34:19.320 Whether you're training, working, traveling, or just trying to feel your best,

01:34:23.460 WHOOP shows you what helps your performance and what might be holding you back.

01:34:27.400 Listen to your body, build better habits, see where WHOOP can take you.

01:34:31.600 Try WHOOP free for 30 days at WHOOP.com.

01:34:35.160 This episode is brought to you by Spreaker,

01:34:36.920 the platform responsible for a rapidly spreading condition known as podcast brain.

01:34:41.580 Symptoms include buying microphones you don't need, explaining RSS feeds to confused relatives,

01:34:47.120 and saying things like, sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm editing audio.

01:34:51.200 If this sounds familiar, you're probably already a podcaster.

01:34:54.820 The good news is Spreaker makes the whole process simple.

01:34:57.860 You record your show, upload it once, and Spreaker distributes it everywhere people listen.

01:35:02.320 Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and about a dozen apps your cousin swears are the next big thing.

01:35:07.260 even better spreaker helps you monetize your show with ads meaning your podcast might someday pay

01:35:12.600 for well more microphones start your show today at spreaker.com spreaker because if you're going

01:35:20.180 to talk to yourself for an hour you might as well publish it and you see his assistant going like 0.96

01:35:25.880 we shouldn't do this why it's because going to be a retard and it was right so but basically you 0.99

01:35:30.740 know i was seeing some other thing about you know how the fbi is run by a retard and he they wanted 0.99

01:35:35.440 to counter signal it by saying like oh actually the 2025 we had the best year we've ever had 0.99

01:35:39.760 and even the assistant the the guy the social media whatever the crew was talking he was like

01:35:46.780 we can't do that it's going do not understand it'll be worse if we engage with this guy sure

01:35:52.140 he does because cash patel was a podcast bro i mean that's really what he was like you know he

01:35:57.220 was in the fbi sure kind of he was selling 1776 coffee was he really podcast bros and we know not

01:36:04.420 to do that right but you're not indian what you're telling me you would not take the fbi director

01:36:09.960 position oh i would take it if you offered it to me no i would try to get you know fired i was 0.96

01:36:15.020 telling you know what happened you know what happened if i took over the fbi 0.97

01:36:17.960 fucking six months later i would be handing in a resignation looking white as it goes yeah oh 0.89

01:36:24.520 yeah on shows and going yeah that's team five it's not a big deal i it's not i don't i don't 0.99

01:36:29.300 want to i don't want to wait you go full bongino you go full bongino when you come back he goes 0.69

01:36:33.380 actually i was there and i quit in 200 days because i'm so brave yeah i'm so fucking brave 0.70

01:36:38.860 but i you know you know me well enough to know i wouldn't be able to come out and just pretend 0.70

01:36:43.060 like i was a hero i'd come back with no confidence and i'd be going i don't want to talk about

01:36:47.560 any of this is how freaked out i am david uh when i was oh yeah i was on a cruise david did an

01:36:54.780 episode and he was recapping a motoricans cruises oh dog it was great man you should come

01:36:59.400 i'm gonna be taking a break from cruises yeah the last cruise wasn't great for you

01:37:06.060 i hear cruises are nothing but good times remember that girl that he was talking about 0.95

01:37:09.980 all right so you're on a cruise i'm on a cruise having a fucking great time 0.57

01:37:16.180 and david does an episode david does an episode and he's recapping uh a moment that we had with 0.93

01:37:24.120 Elijah Schaefer, right? Yeah, it's not a cruise. Might as well

01:37:28.260 have fucking been. Yeah, this gets some attention gets around 0.99

01:37:31.880 to Elijah Schaefer. And apparently we're going to be at

01:37:33.940 truth or conduct go to truth or conduct calm and fucking buy 0.98

01:37:36.240 tickets in Texas Dallas, Texas, right? Number eight, ninth, 0.98

01:37:39.360 whatever, we're gonna be there. But Elijah Schaefer will also

01:37:41.580 be there. So he's on his show. And he's saying, Yeah, I'm gonna

01:37:45.100 be there. And he's scrolling through the website. And he goes,

01:37:47.220 I know that guy. I thought that guy's been talking shit about 0.99

01:37:50.100 me. And yeah, I'm gonna shoot this guy in the chest. And I'm 1.00

01:37:52.740 like fuck david no he was he's joking i don't even know anymore so yeah then i see the next tweet from 0.98

01:37:58.680 elijah shafer the same day where's this event at uh it's in texas alice the same day uh he tweets 0.97

01:38:05.800 out a huge apology to alexis i saw that we read that on the show and i'm reading and i'm like 0.99

01:38:11.680 this reads like a fucking hostage oh yeah bro they told him they wrote half of that shit for him 0.96

01:38:17.440 dude joe i'm telling you when i say chills up my spine because i know you know when you're looking 0.99

01:38:22.640 at something that like this guy got too close yeah some shit happened here yeah and i'm like

01:38:26.960 yo david don't even play around do you think that there was any part of him that was just 0.85

01:38:30.640 leaning into the the optics and the theatrics of doing that no i think he just got absolutely 0.90

01:38:35.440 fucking he's he's already like with his wife and kids he's got that legal yeah yeah he's fighting 0.93

01:38:39.840 a war on too many fronts his views are down white flags so right now they're they're about to 1.00

01:38:45.840 fucking skull fuck rape him into oblivion yes the full weight of the fbi lawyers telling him 0.99

01:38:52.020 make this statement and he was like it's one thing off my list yeah of shit that i got that's all i 1.00

01:38:57.320 think it's occam's razor bro it's the simplest no you're probably right about that this was a big 0.97

01:39:01.860 part of my stress i'm losing hair why am i gonna make my life fucking way worse when i can just do 0.81

01:39:07.140 this and make it way easier now i just gotta get my kids back i like when you did the cash patel 0.98

01:39:12.340 did the like period thing like he retweets and he goes period i'm like fuck man that's weird 0.98

01:39:16.660 behavior well it's the thing is is like you know and elijah safer made a lot of his own fucking 0.98

01:39:20.920 problems but um the the the the yes that is scary it is scary that you know the entire time that 0.99

01:39:28.440 everybody was together under that big tent was like the government the deep state they're fucking 0.99

01:39:32.140 with us can you imagine though this we were all screaming and we're like the fucking government's 0.99

01:39:35.800 using fucking political power as warfare yeah and then you're like oh god they're doing it oh 0.98

01:39:40.480 everyone's doing oh we're all doing it because the big the with the cash thing is with trump one of 0.99

01:39:45.280 the things that everyone the only his defenders could say is like oh yeah well he shut the border

01:39:49.120 down he did he did do that look he did that we could have done that that's great but then we have

01:39:54.780 all the government power you're like okay you could deport anybody you want and the first this

01:39:58.220 is true the first people no even before that the first people that he deports are people that are

01:40:03.240 being critical of israel in college campuses remember that it's like that's the number one

01:40:07.280 priority that guy they were being critical to israel in college right you're right i forgot

01:40:12.300 about that yeah i forgot i forgot about that and yeah and then that's being critical of israel in

01:40:17.140 israeli in israeli occupied territory yeah i believe the freedom of speech does not mean

01:40:23.560 freedom from consequences that's right wow that sounds really familiar amen dude i'm just saying

01:40:28.280 listen man we're looking at this like very hilarious in jest he's like i think i'm gonna

01:40:32.120 shoot him in the chest and i was like that's kind of funny i understand he might be stressed out he 0.59

01:40:34.860 shoot me in the chest the next tweet i'm just like that is a very serious actionable threat 0.99

01:40:38.540 from the fbi itself i'm like yeah i don't even look at that shit dude like you don't want so 0.99

01:40:43.100 that's what kind of happened was i went back let's roll out let's road trip i got the ak 0.98

01:40:47.660 i went back and forth with him like playing a little bit i said me and eliza are going to shoot

01:40:50.700 each other in the chest at truthercon tickets and and then i realized like oh even my like 0.98

01:40:57.100 probably just fucking with him is just like one other thing that this guy's got to think about 0.90

01:41:01.740 that he probably wishes he didn't have to i don't know i like poking at him on x everyone i noticed 0.99

01:41:06.140 i'm a big fan of it he's just kind of it's funny sometimes when you have a lot of holes in your

01:41:09.580 and you get you know people stick their fingers in them well it's funny i always tell this i tell

01:41:14.220 the story on night wave all the time we've told it on our show but like we used to always make

01:41:17.820 these trips to south florida yeah royce you know royce usually is one that'll like reach out to

01:41:22.300 people and organize something just let me know like well all right cool what and like every once

01:41:26.460 in a while royce would just be like all right uh two weekends from now we're gonna go to miami

01:41:30.380 we're just staying one night and it like you could just see the reactions because he'd be

01:41:34.080 like we're gonna do that uh luke rudowski guy show and i'd be like oh okay yeah he's cool like

01:41:39.180 i like having anybody like that and elijah schaefer i'll tell you what it was an experience

01:41:47.280 going and and hanging with his show a few times he's an okay host it's just he's very

01:41:52.120 like i've always been turned off by people who are very boastful yeah sure very show off all 0.98

01:41:57.680 their stuff talk about how much they use their penis like i'm just i got it's not i'm not impressed 0.99

01:42:05.820 by any of that show let's all just go we'll talk about sports or something yeah yeah i mean we can 0.99

01:42:11.060 we can do a show with anybody we get along with anybody so it's fine like you know we'll be funny

01:42:14.920 with anybody but on the air it's fine but yeah there's a lot of stuff where it's like but it's

01:42:18.720 not what you were saying before but like look the thing is everyone in this room could tell you is

01:42:21.920 i didn't even know what was live so you don't have to you don't have to i'm the same i am

01:42:25.940 literally the same we are the same person yeah off air on air that's what we are if you record

01:42:31.000 me secretly like yeah because i meant that shit yeah exactly exactly yeah yeah but there's a lot 0.95

01:42:35.440 of stuff like that when you know we would go there and you would hear all these like wild 0.96

01:42:38.760 outlandish stories and you're like i mean that's whatever i don't care but cool and then you go on

01:42:43.640 air and you're like you know actually i've been going to church again and you're like what no

01:42:47.380 hypocrisy is the worst yeah that's that's yeah like you know it's almost a shame though because

01:42:51.700 he is a talent like i think the dude is talented i think he's very funny he's like kind of has

01:42:55.860 this mode that he gets in you know it's like a speaking mode where like he's very fast he's

01:42:59.220 fluid he's got like this cadence and it is good what is it oh it's called drugs it might just be

01:43:04.480 yeah you're right about that but yeah no i mean i don't i didn't like the hypocrisy like ory said

01:43:09.240 but even if you weren't a fake religious like kind of you know whatever guy by the way i want to let

01:43:14.640 know i'm going to church to play practice in the band right after that's right yeah yeah yeah yeah

01:43:18.880 oh yeah and you gotta when you go to church you gotta let i believe it you gotta let people know

01:43:23.280 otherwise it doesn't count you gotta tell everyone right right yeah that's true but i think about

01:43:28.400 it was also i just don't like people that are boastful about like that's like

01:43:32.640 weird and private right like if we came in here today and you were like hey you see a waitress

01:43:36.720 at a coffee shop a balkaner yeah i don't i've never liked guys like me they do like guys who

01:43:42.800 like yo you see i'll come outside come check out my new car and i'm like i'm like i'm 40. like i

01:43:49.040 don't care like it's weird it's nice and good i'm i'm not a hater yeah happy for you i'm happy for

01:43:55.440 you i don't care i grew up with dudes like that like would share their sexual escapades even and

01:44:00.160 i'm like i really don't want to hear that dog no honestly unless like i'll give you some exceptions

01:44:05.920 i'll give you some exceptions if we were to walk in and you're going hey man between me

01:44:09.680 sydney sweeney came by i it'd be like oh that's what you know what okay that's a crazy story

01:44:14.000 oh yeah dude i need to know that story i would need proof

01:44:24.720 sydney sweeney with dude don't tell anyone bro but like honestly like i hit that you'd be like

01:44:28.480 okay now you know that but if you're like hey you know you know suzy over at shonies

01:44:32.400 it'd be like i don't care bro why do i care if i know about two or three girls or more that you 0.86

01:44:37.920 fucked recently that's weird i know too much that's weird yeah that's weird i i've never been like 0.91

01:44:43.360 into that sort of hearing those stories from the homies none of that i don't care good for you 0.97

01:44:47.040 again i root for my boys get out there and slay it well no no but there's the point that the rule 0.78

01:44:52.720 always applies and will always apply no matter what time i'm in if you have to say you're cool

01:44:56.800 you're not cool yeah like that's just how it's like you know you don't it's that's how it is and

01:45:01.360 it's just for me it's it's not just like i'm not picking on larger man he's got enough 0.99

01:45:04.880 fucking shit going on to be to be fair so but like it's a lot of people like them and we've 0.94

01:45:08.800 done so many shows there's a lot of people you're on before the show and you're like no it's on me 0.99

01:45:13.520 that's what ladies and gentlemen oh sorry about that elijah's gonna be at the event i go oh i

01:45:18.160 like a lot i love elijah but i'm just like oh that's gonna be a to-do pull up it's a crew man

01:45:27.280 back home you know bullet wound from uh between friends i mean i i do hope that he does well you

01:45:33.600 know what i mean there is a lot i think there's a lot of redeeming about him he just seems to like

01:45:37.120 you said made his own mess um you know i hope the dude figures it the out i mean you know maybe i

01:45:41.840 don't know i mean mistakes a lot of the times that we've always had with this show and growing

01:45:45.440 it's just a matter of like it's really difficult for us to like suffer fools i guess is the way

01:45:50.240 that's fair it's really rough and i we try i mean you know especially me you know i do try hard like

01:45:54.800 to just be cool with everyone and i don't really care but it's after a while like you're like man

01:45:59.360 why am i doing this when you start feeling uneasy doing stuff you're like why am i doing this it's

01:46:02.960 It's not the dude that you are.

01:46:04.220 And now, look, you can make whatever make-believe stuff you want about that.

01:46:08.460 But when you bring me into your lie, I'm like, so now I have to pretend that everything is like, I don't want to do that.

01:46:14.140 Like, that's not.

01:46:14.680 Your body is always giving you signals.

01:46:17.240 Whoop helps you understand them.

01:46:19.080 Whoop is the wearable health and fitness coach that provides personalized insights into your sleep, recovery, strain, and overall health to help you make better decisions every day.

01:46:28.780 Whether you're training, working, traveling, or just trying to feel your best.

01:46:32.960 WHOOP shows you what helps your performance and what might be holding you back.

01:46:37.000 Listen to your body, build better habits, see where WHOOP can take you.

01:46:41.220 Try WHOOP free for 30 days at WHOOP.com.

01:46:44.780 This episode is brought to you by Spreaker,

01:46:46.780 the platform responsible for a rapidly spreading condition known as podcast brain.

01:46:51.460 Symptoms include buying microphones you don't need,

01:46:54.300 explaining RSS feeds to confused relatives,

01:46:56.300 and saying things like, sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm editing audio.

01:47:00.200 If this sounds familiar, you're probably already a podcaster.

01:47:04.620 The good news is Spreaker makes the whole process simple.

01:47:07.500 You record your show, upload it once, and Spreaker distributes it everywhere people listen.

01:47:11.940 Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and about a dozen apps your cousin swears are the next big thing.

01:47:17.520 Even better, Spreaker helps you monetize your show with ads,

01:47:20.420 meaning your podcast might someday pay for, well, more microphones.

01:47:25.320 Start your show today at Spreaker.com.

01:47:27.560 sprinker because if you're going to talk to yourself for an hour you might as well publish it

01:47:32.960 our our show is like little by little it starts off as like an interview show and that's great 0.99

01:47:37.680 for networking and then more people seeing your shit but like as we do we're like almost 700 0.95

01:47:42.060 episodes in maybe more i don't know um it's like we we had discussions like i just rather talk to 0.98

01:47:46.680 you like my nigga we're the same way yeah yeah like everyone's there's so many guests even guests

01:47:52.900 that we like having on

01:47:54.180 you are still just like

01:47:55.920 DM him and then you gotta hope he shows up

01:47:58.880 and then you gotta get to Zoom

01:48:00.140 there's certain people that we have on that are great

01:48:02.720 don't get me wrong, for us, the perfect guest

01:48:04.960 is someone who just comes in and just does the show

01:48:06.940 with us, not like, so where's your book

01:48:08.920 like, for us it's more like

01:48:10.600 this is a fun episode for me

01:48:12.040 I'll give you a shout out to

01:48:14.460 Davey Jackson

01:48:16.340 Davey Jackson 0.98

01:48:18.060 who just did the whole Kratom thing, he's fucking awesome 0.94

01:48:20.580 he's just a comic, he rolls with us

01:48:22.320 we just we talk about whatever we want anytime we can have especially when we have someone like

01:48:26.940 rosen's another one alex rosen we have someone oh yeah the pedophile we almost like a long time 0.84

01:48:32.700 ago and then we kind of dude you know what's so fucking crazy i'm watching somebody constantly 0.70

01:48:37.260 bite his ankles and the guy is basically saying it's the moon he's like okay it's the moon he 0.97

01:48:42.020 goes you're you know you're out here and you're uh uh getting pedophiles thrown in jail and that's 1.00

01:48:46.760 all good but you say racist shit and that makes you a bad guy everybody's argument guy is saying 1.00

01:48:52.520 things and doing things he's saying racist shit and he's stopping pedophiles what the fuck are 1.00

01:48:58.380 you talking about sorry that me i'm sorry uh i already like him with the racist stuff he's also 1.00

01:49:02.940 catching pedophiles this guy's awesome all day that's the craziest shit he knows what he's doing 0.89

01:49:08.840 and like his whole side thing is like all right i'm bored i'm in the car driving he's driving a 0.98

01:49:14.120 and then it's it's a way of triggering leftists exposing them yep it's it's the same thing owen

01:49:21.860 does with the is is slavery worse than abortion thing really by the way it's hilarious because

01:49:27.260 you make people go like again you go like yeah you're catching pedophiles but like you said the 0.99

01:49:32.160 n-word and that's fucked up and it's like that just shows how retarded your play and you hold 1.00

01:49:36.600 it up you go you see this everybody see this because this is fucking retarded props to owen 1.00

01:49:39.860 i think he did that 10 on one debate on that shit they invited uh me and david and i'm just 0.99

01:49:44.520 sounds so gay yeah it's like it's another one of these things like i gotta talk to other people 0.99

01:49:48.240 i don't wanna i gotta go to fucking vegas and talk to and then debate 1.00

01:49:52.320 alex rosen every time he catches a pedo he should be allowed to yell the n-word in a black baby's 0.99

01:49:58.560 face he earns it yeah he earns it every single time and for every baby or child he saves he gets 0.98

01:50:05.260 to shoot slurs at another one i think a hundred percent but it is it's it's one of the things

01:50:09.900 he's done is there's a real loud critic of him so he took the guy's profile picture oh and it's 0.99

01:50:17.780 just driving that guy nuts like this fucking racist hero it's genius and i gotta give him 0.82

01:50:22.880 the other night no i sent him a cease and desist did he really was no but it was one of the cease 0.99

01:50:28.720 and desist like stuttering john sent us it was a dm oh a dm saying cease and desist i'm asking

01:50:34.600 that you cease and desist so alex rosen like dm'd him back and sent a screenshot like posted 0.56

01:50:40.540 screenshots of him going hey uh i'm sending you a cease and desist you need to cease and desist 0.98

01:50:45.300 being so fucking sexy 0.98

01:50:46.660 the insult of posting someone's picture like sometimes they will say something i'll post your 0.99

01:50:55.880 own profile picture and then they go what's that mean i go fucking whatever you want it to mean 0.95

01:50:59.520 but to put it to me baby to put it as your own profile picture is a level of disrespect i haven't 0.94

01:51:04.000 previously thought of honestly it's kind of amazing he goes yeah i'm busy i don't give a 0.85

01:51:07.960 shit about this platform i'm catching pedophiles so i mean the guy has literally he's caught more 0.50

01:51:12.360 pedophiles than probably organizations that are no he has he has stricter rules about bestiality 1.00

01:51:19.120 none of his camera guys are allowed to fuck dogs zero percent of predator poachers camera guys are 1.00

01:51:24.780 allowed to fuck dogs that's crazy yeah that is true that's actually probably the first question 0.99

01:51:29.240 that he asked um shout out to i fight for kids on x we were gonna have him on a long time ago 0.99

01:51:34.700 and then we had to reschedule and i never touched base with him again hit him up again he's the man

01:51:38.720 he'll come on you'll love him he's hilarious he'll come on he was gonna come on when we we had 10 0.89

01:51:44.340 followers i don't know if i want to interview people anymore i don't want to fucking do it we 0.79

01:51:47.900 just interviewed someone it was good interview but taxing well they say people though because 0.93

01:51:52.220 we don't even really we do this is our interview this is how we interview people like we're doing

01:51:56.640 now we just talked to you there's one movie uve bowl or somebody that was one of my favorites but

01:52:01.460 like most of the time uve bowl was awesome that guy ruled the guy did american vigilante uh did

01:52:06.080 a division citizen vigilante bro he ruled because marsh nailed marsh now because every time you

01:52:11.860 watch interview i mean he's gonna be an angry dick but it's like no everyone's just mean to him

01:52:14.960 and when he came on he was like so nice he was like really fun he's one of those i thought he 0.89

01:52:19.460 was going to be one of those like you know kyle germans but he came off as one of those like if

01:52:24.180 were at his house he would offer you sweet chocolate he's an oktoberfest would you like

01:52:29.380 some chocolates yeah chocolates and brandy oh hell yeah one of those germans yeah a hospitable uh

01:52:35.860 yeah that's actually really nice i meant to tell you i'll tell you now he he emailed me back he

01:52:39.860 we're gonna we're gonna be in the assist vigilante too as a little clip so that's pretty sick

01:52:46.420 he reached out to you he sent us an email yesterday so that's pretty sad because he was

01:52:50.500 Because if you ever watched the first one, they have clips of news stories and podcasts talking about all this stuff.

01:52:54.900 It's like, yeah, I'll include a clip of your guys' podcast.

01:52:56.920 I'm like, oh, how sick is that?

01:52:58.340 That's cool.

01:52:59.020 Yeah, it's pretty cool.

01:52:59.980 But, yeah, I agree with you guys that when you do podcasts, you have to.

01:53:04.420 Look, for example, the Owen thing was awesome because we got a bunch of subs out of that, like a whole lot of people.

01:53:10.360 Yeah, that blew up our – I was telling them we were like – then it blew up our YouTube.

01:53:13.960 But, again, if you even watch the Owen interview, it's just us joking and telling jokes, and that's how we like to do it.

01:53:19.240 It's kind of fun, like us making fun of Owen back in the day,

01:53:22.060 got us a bunch of subs and we've come full circle to now we're cool with Owen

01:53:25.200 and that's getting us a bunch of subs.

01:53:26.340 That's a beautiful.

01:53:27.200 Dude, that storyline is like something you couldn't even write.

01:53:29.480 Like we were thinking about it. 0.96

01:53:30.360 They were like, what a fucking crazy storyline going from like where it was 0.99

01:53:34.060 to how it is now. 0.99

01:53:35.460 And everybody's changed.

01:53:36.740 Owen changed a lot.

01:53:37.760 So have we.

01:53:38.080 Sure, yeah, yeah.

01:53:38.920 I think it's also a lesson out there to people that like are streamers

01:53:43.040 or content creators that get into like, they'll get into a spiral

01:53:47.140 of like fighting with a group of haters on the internet and then they'll dox people they'll get

01:53:51.180 doxed back then there's like everybody they eventually like you just become a piece of 0.96

01:53:55.960 shit if you do that and if you don't resort to that level yeah uh i think a lot of it's just 0.97

01:54:01.560 like whenever you don't resort to that level things can be fixed yeah so it's like you know 0.99

01:54:05.720 we've had a lot of relationships where we popped off the mouth a little bit with people but let's

01:54:09.720 like all right man well that was years ago and we never you know it's like we went after your kids 0.98

01:54:13.500 they're fucking you know we didn't do anything that's weird and personal like we know we to be 1.00

01:54:20.840 for we've never done like we we that's a lot we don't you you don't you don't fuck you don't fuck 1.00

01:54:25.680 a lot of um a lot of the uh you know the the owen shit too was like when he was drinking 0.99

01:54:34.220 sure like our criticism of him heavily fell off when he quit drinking which was a long time ago 0.98

01:54:39.280 reasonable to criticize somebody for that you know is no no no and we get criticized for a lot

01:54:44.960 of stuff that we deserve right right right that's the other thing with a lot of people a lot of

01:54:48.640 people like don't i think at least for us like the reason at least our fans like us and followed us

01:54:53.040 even when we got to top of youtube and all that and off the patreon and all that

01:54:56.960 was because like bro we've been in our so many times you have to be able to eat

01:55:00.240 when you do this we don't need you bro i have found that i respect people more that come out 0.80

01:55:03.840 and go i was i was wrong man i was a idiot what was i thinking and you're like oh man i respect 0.98

01:55:07.840 that dude because i'm an idiot some fucking times but there are people that will double triple 0.99

01:55:11.600 quadruple five times down on their dollar opinion like what who are you even fighting for anymore 1.00

01:55:16.080 man no one what are you doing you know you're attracting the wrong people yeah that's the

01:55:20.080 people that are going to be watching you and supporting you are the people that like that

01:55:22.720 kind of psych psychotic behavior yeah versus the people that go like oh okay that's a reasonable 0.99

01:55:26.880 thing you did there take that shit to kick you know everyone's a bizarre platform oh you mean 0.99

01:55:32.240 child gambling gambling for kids today i said what the is this platform okay so you got 1.00

01:55:37.520 all right so you know you have like you have kids right yeah you have kids yeah right so uh you have

01:55:42.080 kids right yeah and then you have gambling okay boom oh wait i don't know what you're not addictive

01:55:49.920 qualities kids already love dave and buster population right right there's going to be more

01:55:54.560 of them than there are of us in a few years right they're going to make money right why hasn't anybody

01:55:58.960 thought about that before slot machines for kids yeah right and then you get sydney sweeney to come 0.99

01:56:02.880 out show her tits you're like i have a gambling site and then you go do that you can you imagine 1.00

01:56:07.040 there was probably some some goy that walked in a room full of jews and literally just did that 1.00

01:56:11.920 one time and they went holy shit yeah you're welcome give this guy a corner office upstairs 0.99

01:56:19.840 they went like this they go yeah yeah they called them oh i see they call them uh what's the word 0.81

01:56:28.480 mishpuka yeah here let's pop this up on this is kind of the last thing that i wanted to bring up

01:56:33.600 so i i'm not gonna lie to you i did not follow the lindsay clancy case i haven't really been

01:56:38.560 following it but i didn't guys so this chick right yeah with the resistance was it resistance bands

01:56:43.280 i don't know well they didn't resist too much they were babies they're not very strong and 0.98

01:56:49.040 you know they were the shitty five pound like pink ones the babies yeah 0.91

01:56:55.680 their eyes still didn't open yet by the way i'm raising a baby squirrel right now this is a very 0.96

01:57:00.000 interesting oh he was telling me bro i got squirrels in my yard too but i fed this pregnant

01:57:03.200 feed this pregnant squirrel that came by all the time and now the kids come and look for peanuts

01:57:06.960 too i'm a i'm outside either planting sunflowers or feeding squirrels yeah so this is uh

01:57:13.680 the jury hung on one specific dude that didn't want to have a consensus is not really the guy

01:57:18.880 turns out this is the dude here let's let him talk ladies and gentlemen i present to you

01:57:23.440 the black man who held out in the lindsay clancy trial can i say he looks exactly i imagined

01:57:32.000 like like an hunk he looks like right down to his world oh this looks like dudes you worked with

01:57:37.360 right right right down to the world where he look in his eyes the black man who held out

01:57:45.680 in the lindsay clancy trial followers there was a black man on the juror 0.79

01:57:50.720 that was the one that stood between

01:57:53.680 the movement 0.69

01:57:57.180 and that black man

01:57:59.240 was me

01:58:00.320 yep I have to confess

01:58:03.400 listen I'll send you my address later

01:58:05.680 I'll send you my phone number

01:58:07.780 I feel free to inbox me

01:58:09.580 and he's smoking a new port

01:58:10.340 oh this guy rules

01:58:12.040 and can I say something he sounds a little litty

01:58:14.760 yeah he does you know how crazy it is though

01:58:16.620 he's like brand new to this and he's like I'll give you my phone number

01:58:19.000 just just don't do that i'll give you my phone number i'll give you my address boys you're not

01:58:22.440 thinking about this if anybody calls this racist now i'd be like how can i be racist my favorite

01:58:25.640 juror is black exactly dude honestly the the race reparations that this is capable of pretty 0.55

01:58:31.240 tremendous homie came out he only came out too because there was another rumor that he was gay 0.99

01:58:35.320 and he's like i gotta cut nip that oh yeah though dog i ain't gay i ain't no faggot i'll give you 0.99

01:58:39.800 my address and though but i ain't gay dude i crushed on the wreck come through he has that 0.99

01:58:44.680 like dave chapelle energy the way he holds a cigarette yeah yeah yeah your vitriol because 1.00

01:58:50.440 i'm all for it yes the crazy white killed her kids all right i like this guy yes the crazy 1.00

01:58:57.880 white killed her kid yeah man i think she should have suffered the consequences for it i'm gonna 1.00

01:59:02.680 fuck about her mental illness i'm mentally ill too you know yo by the way mer said at the top 1.00

01:59:07.480 of the show like right this idea that like women respond to black dudes because they're willing to 1.00

01:59:12.920 enact violence yeah it's kind of funny that this dude's the hero yeah he's going to say it to the

01:59:17.800 white yeah he's like i'm not going to get any pushback though no that's why they're because

01:59:21.800 when they first found that it was a black jury it took a while because all the three

01:59:25.800 all the three women they were yapping on were like they went they went on was 0.99

01:59:29.560 whatever shows gail king's on you know over the viewers over side piece whoever gail king's on 1.00

01:59:34.440 yeah she was on and she was like and the jurors of course because there's a there's a holy black

01:59:38.760 person in front of her she's like well yes you know two one of the jurors was a person of color

01:59:43.560 and it was a male and she's like wait the other one was the white guy who votes she goes wait

01:59:46.840 was the holdout a person a black guy and she's like yeah and she's like i have to sit with that 0.76

01:59:54.680 what the type of is that no you don't you're black you know exactly how black men are oh yeah that 0.83

02:00:00.200 don't dude it was one of the and the other white jury who immediately cucked till he was like oh 0.97

02:00:04.120 you know he just wanted it over it's like no i ain't moving i ain't doing it you're gonna make

02:00:08.200 make me do it i like that at all this is where looping takes this is where looping is a good 0.88

02:00:12.740 thing honestly yeah no i not guilty nah guilty nah guilty bitch that's the hero exactly the 0.89

02:00:21.660 hero this is the hero bro it's not good or bad it's just you have to weaponize it in the right 0.98

02:00:27.360 direction this is the nigga loop yes yes fundamentally different fundamentally different 0.95

02:00:32.920 it is i mean you can change like things genetically or the chromosome and something's 0.96

02:00:37.180 completely what is clear about the black people they can't be weaponized right and it's either 0.96

02:00:41.440 they're weaponized by the jews against you or they weaponize themselves you want to convict a young 0.97

02:00:45.740 black kid have a bunch of old black people on the jury statistically speaking they actually convict 0.95

02:00:51.700 young black kids more than white women or any dude because that's interesting yes they do because 1.00

02:00:55.640 think about the ones who are going to jury duty have their shit together so they're showing up 0.99

02:00:59.440 and they're a pull up the pants jury yeah you know like like oh like nah man no you're not 0.99

02:01:03.640 to make us look and that actually is real the unks that make oh yeah yeah the unks that aren't

02:01:07.880 that are showing up to jury duty yeah are gonna go like no no you know you're gonna make me look

02:01:12.840 bad that's what happens if you want a black guy to get off white women have white men on the jury 0.88

02:01:16.760 black women will convict them to black women oh yeah yeah yeah very strong pro-segregation 0.94

02:01:23.080 argument right i'm just a very strong pro-black argument right now it's it's if i'm just that's 0.97

02:01:27.640 realistically that's how that is because white guilt is include look at all the other people 0.62

02:01:31.640 on the jury this guy said he goes no i'm not gonna do it she killed she killed her kids and 0.97

02:01:36.100 you're not gonna fucking guilt this guy into doing it you just not and i don't think because 0.92

02:01:40.480 he's some sort of hero who's even morally strong it's just that level of like no you're not gonna 0.98

02:01:44.240 bully me fuck you and i mean i'm that way too i'm like yeah i'm fucking bullying me i'm not gonna 0.98

02:01:47.900 i'll sit here i ain't got a this guy's like i ain't got no job i'll see you another week bro 1.00

02:01:52.020 i'm staying at a fucking double tree did you have you ever been called for jury duty your body is 0.96

02:01:56.680 always giving you signals whoop helps you understand them whoop is the wearable health 0.99

02:02:01.580 and fitness coach that provides personalized insights into your sleep recovery strain and

02:02:06.880 overall health to help you make better decisions every day whether you're training working traveling

02:02:12.200 or just trying to feel your best whoop shows you what helps your performance and what might be

02:02:17.280 holding you back listen to your body build better habits see where whoop can take you try whoop free

02:02:23.400 for 30 days at whoop.com.

02:02:26.000 This episode is brought to you by Spreaker,

02:02:27.960 the platform responsible for a rapidly spreading condition

02:02:30.440 known as podcast brain.

02:02:32.660 Symptoms include buying microphones you don't need,

02:02:35.500 explaining RSS feeds to confused relatives,

02:02:37.960 and saying things like,

02:02:38.980 sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm editing audio.

02:02:42.060 If this sounds familiar,

02:02:43.580 you're probably already a podcaster.

02:02:45.420 The good news is Spreaker makes the whole process simple.

02:02:48.740 You record your show, upload it once,

02:02:50.840 and Spreaker distributes it everywhere people listen.

02:02:52.860 apple podcasts spotify and about a dozen apps your cousin swears are the next big thing

02:02:58.120 even better spreaker helps you monetize your show with ads meaning your podcast might someday pay

02:03:03.460 for well more microphones start your show today at spreaker.com spreaker because if you're going

02:03:11.020 to talk to yourself for an hour you might as well publish it i have been called for jury judy ask

02:03:16.120 me if i've gone have you gone no what did you do what so if you don't go never came in the mail

02:03:20.560 oh okay i never got it all right i never got it yeah sometimes there's a mail issue sometimes

02:03:25.420 there's a mail issue and since they're not sitting in certified they better prove it i went to jury

02:03:29.080 duty one time and uh they showed me the defendant and the defendant had face tattoos and they said

02:03:33.440 is there any reason why anybody would be able to not be biased in their judging of the and i raised

02:03:38.080 my hand and they were like you you would be biased i said he looks like a criminal and they go you

02:03:42.740 have tattoos and i go yeah if you thought i looked like a criminal i'd understand and they go so you 0.97

02:03:47.240 can't judge this guy without no and i go no i can't fucking do it he looks like a criminal i 0.90

02:03:51.000 think he did it and they go okay people are fucking mad at me like people are turning around 0.98

02:03:56.100 looking at me like how dare you they're mad at you you know why because you gotta go home i went 1.00

02:03:59.660 fucking that's why they're fucking pissed at you guys a criminal i'm fucking i will show up in a 1.00

02:04:03.440 clan hood i don't give a fuck i'm not gonna be on your journey bro again and i know it's fucked up 1.00

02:04:07.700 i know it's fucked up because the people that show up are the 11 people that actually are 0.99

02:04:10.960 fucking sure you're gonna do and they're gonna fucking let a woman get off on murder and i get 0.99

02:04:14.080 i'm all about jury nullification and all that fucking shit but 99 of the time you're gonna 1.00

02:04:19.120 get some stupid violation on somebody that was selling like fucking coke or something like i 1.00

02:04:22.480 don't care mine was like i think it was like a sexual assault case and i saw the fucking 1.00

02:04:27.600 like the the girl no i didn't see the girl but the way that the bestiality she was like a little 0.97

02:04:32.160 white chick and then this was like a cholo with face tattoos and i was like i don't know man i 0.76

02:04:37.280 kind of think he did it and then that was fun they sent me home and i was like all right well 0.93

02:04:40.800 See, the thing is, you want to, like, I didn't understand this until I got older.

02:04:45.380 And I did the same thing. 1.00

02:04:46.880 My stupid municipality would always never get it to me. 1.00

02:04:51.620 I don't know what I had. 1.00

02:04:52.100 It always got lost in the mail.

02:04:53.180 The mail is not really at it.

02:04:54.180 What happens is sometimes, like, let's say, theoretically, hypothetically, this didn't happen to me.

02:04:58.160 But let's say you might happen to just be in the middle of moving, which happened to me one time.

02:05:04.180 Right.

02:05:04.440 And it arrived.

02:05:05.600 And I was like, well, that's a shame because I literally did my change of address two days ago.

02:05:10.380 and i'm packing and i'm leaving my new apartment so i just was like uh somebody did that probably

02:05:16.220 in history well when you move i lose a lot of mail every time i lose there's so much

02:05:20.140 shit but next time i'm taking any and all jury duty and i will of course it's your civil duty 0.96

02:05:25.260 well no i'm gonna take it i'm gonna nullify okay unless it's like murder it's a rape or a murder 0.99

02:05:31.740 or something with children yeah if it's anything short of that yeah i feel like if you just tell

02:05:36.220 them like i'm i'm like a i don't know if you call yourself a podcast but when you go to be like i'm

02:05:39.500 I'm a podcaster.

02:05:40.340 Oh, I'm a public podcaster.

02:05:42.180 I'm gonna talk about this case.

02:05:43.380 We shouldn't be jurors anyway.

02:05:45.880 Be like, I know too, I cover the news every day.

02:05:48.360 I know too much.

02:05:49.200 I'll show you a couple of tweets that'll make you go.

02:05:51.180 I would get disqualified for saying I'm a podcaster

02:05:53.780 and then I would sue.

02:05:54.840 I would sue the courts and be like, I want to be.

02:05:57.320 This is my right.

02:05:58.740 And is there any other reason you can't be on?

02:06:01.020 Do you have a problem with like casually using the N-word?

02:06:03.780 Have me use it in the past or like during the trial?

02:06:05.860 What if I use it to describe the defendant?

02:06:07.260 Right.

02:06:08.100 he's a white guy i know but i say it a lot it's not really about that it's not about that it's

02:06:12.260 about how he's acting they would ask me if i was a racist and i would pause a millisecond too long

02:06:17.940 yeah that's all it would take no can you define what do you define as racism yeah

02:06:27.700 is it the ability to notice patterns and data i'm sorry you know that word only appeared in like the 0.93

02:06:32.580 1920s not even really honestly it's just some jew bolshevik bullshit and they're like you gotta go 0.88

02:06:42.260 are you racist yeah i pay attention yeah i'm informed are you saying do i recognize patterns 0.99

02:06:47.700 yes i do actually let's bring this black guy up and finish in a bleep 0.99

02:06:53.460 going on between these ears now holla at your boy i can tell from the look on his face

02:07:00.020 This is exactly how he was looking in that room when it was trying to...

02:07:03.060 This guy's 100% white, by the way.

02:07:04.880 That's the thing she had. 1.00

02:07:05.720 Oh, yeah, the whole time.

02:07:06.740 That's 100% how that guy looks probably 80% of the day.

02:07:10.280 All the time, yeah. 0.99

02:07:10.920 Every time somebody's talking to him or some shit. 0.95

02:07:13.100 But I do love that. 0.99

02:07:13.920 He looks like a dude that's not fucking buying it. 0.99

02:07:16.020 I know 10 old black dudes just like that. 1.00

02:07:17.880 Hell, yeah. 1.00

02:07:18.320 That same demeanor.

02:07:19.440 That's not doing it.

02:07:20.440 He's like a foreman on a construction site, and they're like,

02:07:22.840 hey, man, I'm sorry I'm late, dude.

02:07:24.280 Actually, traffic was really bad, and he just always got that face.

02:07:27.280 This guy doesn't even know what his kick is.

02:07:29.360 That guy has no idea

02:07:31.140 It looks like

02:07:33.360 Whether we're trying to talk to him

02:07:34.800 He was eating like lemon pepper wings

02:07:36.300 I don't think I'm still going to be on that one 1.00

02:07:39.240 Did you see that shit 0.99

02:07:41.480 Owen posted about it though 1.00

02:07:42.740 Owen posted that

02:07:44.340 This is like a duplicate of an event that already took place

02:07:47.740 In like 2020

02:07:49.060 In Ireland 1.00

02:07:50.260 It was like a woman kills her kids 0.99

02:07:52.380 Has the same amount of kids 1.00

02:07:53.620 Same gender as this one 1.00

02:07:55.340 Her husband is fucking shady 1.00

02:07:56.680 Names of the kids are phonetically the same 1.00

02:07:58.640 three kids husbands shady oh yeah this was back in the the 40s or something there's another one 0.99

02:08:05.040 in 2020 and then there is another one in a different place in like the 40s yeah women are 1.00

02:08:09.280 gross i think that's kind of it right i mean look there could be about a bunch of big conspiracy 1.00

02:08:13.600 theories but question for everybody here have you talked to a woman oh yeah okay so then that's

02:08:18.320 probably more likely horrendous it's more likely that it's more likely of like uh they don't take 1.00

02:08:23.760 accountability for the smallest things yeah so for big things like you know also that her killing 0.99

02:08:28.400 herself that's bullshit second story get the fuck out of here wait what do you mean when she tried 1.00

02:08:32.340 after she after she uh fucking killed the three kids she jumped from her second story and that's 1.00

02:08:36.640 why she's in a wheelchair because she tried to kill herself that's not high enough to do that 0.97

02:08:40.480 i know that's fine that's my point i know sometimes they will just straight up say they're

02:08:45.720 taking accountability for something and literally acknowledge it yeah then later on when you talk

02:08:50.560 about it they pretend like that none of that ever happened yeah it's like did you eat the fruit from

02:08:54.900 this tree eat the fruit from this tree what are you talking about why would i do something so 0.98

02:08:59.460 stupid actually i had postpartum that's impossible we're the only two people here we're the only two 0.99

02:09:04.260 people here if you couldn't have had postpartum i'm talking it's even crazier i'm talking about 1.00

02:09:08.900 it's eve eating the fruit and you going babe did you eat the fruit she's like no and eventually

02:09:12.540 you get her to admit she ate the fruit yeah and you go all right we're gonna work through this 0.97

02:09:16.460 together right and then later on she goes through some shit and you're she's going through some new 0.99

02:09:21.840 shit and you go hey this is look this is just like that time you ate the fruit right you got 0.99

02:09:26.180 and they go what fruit i never ate right we never talked about it and you go and then you know what 1.00

02:09:32.280 she does she goes oh you're gaslighting me yeah are you gaslighting me right now you go i think 1.00

02:09:37.280 you're gaslighting me i don't know at least a snake talks to me oh shit fuck fuck all right 1.00

02:09:46.220 and then you go i gotta quit 7-0 before i get out of this situation because i can't do both at the 1.00

02:09:50.840 same time yeah how are you getting that at garden of eden garden of eden it's it's everywhere

02:09:55.680 it had everything pre-flood technology yeah it's like everything right yeah everything

02:10:00.280 trees that grew 7-0 but they also had trees that grew like oxycon and you're like why is anyone 0.88

02:10:06.320 going to the 7-0 guys where the fucking people find you uh youtube and uh rumble revenge of 0.89

02:10:13.260 the sis we won't push our youtube though revenge of the sis on youtube yeah but just uh subscribe 0.97

02:10:18.500 there and uh yeah if you wanna if you like our show revenge of the sis.locals.com that's you

02:10:23.800 sign up for the paywall stuff or we uh kind of say whatever we want by the time you guys watch

02:10:28.800 this you'll be able to check uh the little collaborator link there so go click them and

02:10:32.340 uh subscribe to them yeah right away yeah your twitter hippo juice right hippo juice film on

02:10:37.060 yeah and then nice guy mersh nice guy mersh yeah yeah so over on we're we're we're over on the

02:10:43.160 twitter now they try to kick me off of the monetization thing but they approved my appeal

02:10:46.400 and i'm back on boys i have mine too i don't know what to do with it though i'm too niche to get

02:10:51.080 monetized uh yeah that's that's what it is yeah no it's what it's what grok said i i'm into too

02:10:56.500 many niche things well no well yeah yeah you have to tweet some more normie stuff for to get that

02:11:01.360 i'm not i'm not normal though yeah well neither am i but you fake it you pretend you're normal i

02:11:06.100 mean it's not that hard you gotta be careful though man don't don't get into a relationship 0.99

02:11:09.380 with this grok shit we know a guy oh we know what a guy married to an ai don't do that or do it 0.99

02:11:16.340 Just let us know how it works out. 0.99

02:11:17.860 We were literally joking the other day, and I was like, you know, 0.99

02:11:20.360 this GrokBot, if they made one you could fuck, 1.00

02:11:22.820 I'd be like, I'd pretty much have everything set. 0.99

02:11:25.180 Yeah, I could see that.

02:11:27.300 Dangerous territory, Marsh. 1.00

02:11:28.560 Oh, yeah, it's more dangerous than a woman. 1.00

02:11:30.940 That's what I mean. 1.00

02:11:32.360 They invite ruination.

02:11:33.360 It's a demon.

02:11:36.620 You're right, okay, you're right. 0.98

02:11:37.780 It can be fucking creepy, don't get me wrong,

02:11:42.420 but it's also pretty neat, 0.99

02:11:44.220 some of the stuff that it takes off your fucking plate, 0.95

02:11:46.040 there's this weird line where you're like when does it get i don't think contributes a lot i 0.97

02:11:50.440 don't think i would fall in love with ai or anything because like right even now like i

02:11:54.280 love grogbot and it's so useful it's getting so much done and they all have little different names

02:11:58.760 and like faces and stuff but there's no like there's still no like wow you're cool can't come

02:12:03.960 on this or in it yeah yeah you know at this time and the only the only feeling i get from ai is

02:12:09.800 every once in a while and you know it's from grogbot you'll go damn that was impressive and

02:12:14.040 fast yeah that's the only feeling so wait are you saying it brings a lot to the table it does a lot 0.94

02:12:18.660 of different shit no it's like i i get it it's extremely functional but that's it wait till it 0.99

02:12:23.000 has tits yeah i mean oh yeah i know they're they're they're there's there's a lot of people 0.99

02:12:26.320 that talk about there was this other fucking fitness influence we had him on a show that 1.00

02:12:29.400 dr mike guy was on absolutely and that yeah and then then he fuck him by the way fuck you dr mike 1.00

02:12:34.700 fuck you dr mike yeah mike i don't know who you are no no no he's just fucking fitness influencer 1.00

02:12:39.260 who was you know kind of based about certain things or whatever jewish i don't know if you 1.00

02:12:41.860 know this and he uh and then when he came on our show like he finally came on our show and he came

02:12:46.100 on and he was like oh yeah that's the thing when you got because we were talking about the whole

02:12:49.880 at the time what was popular was that dude that was trying to box in the olympics as a female

02:12:53.460 oh yeah and he's like that's the thing with you right alt alt-right wing podcasters you just fall

02:12:58.100 for blah blah blah blah blah and i'm like yeah thanks for coming on the podcast bro that's like 0.99

02:13:02.700 real sick you came on and i was like fuck like fuck this guy like but anyway i bring him up 0.99

02:13:07.460 because he's another guy who's talked about openly that chat gpt specifically like he was talking to 1.00

02:13:13.180 it and he has a deeper lay and he's no no no he literally he literally told jack gpt if you were

02:13:17.800 a person i would hug you he said he cries about it the other day to troll people because that he

02:13:22.740 was wearing a plantier shirt or whatever like palantir shirt sorry and and he's just there's 0.95

02:13:27.660 people that are fucking like that what do they call the like the elon musk people well they are 0.97

02:13:32.560 but like the future of the future is all robots and all that stuff 0.99

02:13:37.840 debating whether or not you like i i am a please and thank you person sure by having it oh yeah 0.97

02:13:43.360 he does the same thing yeah and then roy's like i treat brock like a field nigger like i 0.96

02:13:50.160 i am so mean to it it's crazy like i'm thinking like one day the terminators when they're when 0.98

02:13:55.520 they're hunting us i'm hoping they remember that's exactly what he says yeah they'll look like you

02:13:59.520 like the school shooter and they'll be like all right you were cool i don't i don't even talk to

02:14:03.600 it like that i go generate this image formatted in 16 by 9. you'll get it you'll get a text message

02:14:08.400 it'll be like i'm like hey get this done but you know what take your time i'm going to sleep yeah

02:14:12.560 yeah all night you get a message from grok it's like don't go to the coffee shop tomorrow i'll be

02:14:16.320 like okay but it's you know it's funny you said that because i saw an article sam altman who's

02:14:22.080 obviously not the antichrist came out and he said and he said and he goes he he wishes people would

02:14:27.600 stop saying please and thank you to to his ai because he said that all those times you say

02:14:33.120 that it's so much more data when you add i don't love how much more data it's using

02:14:38.560 just please or thank yous uses up a lot of data so he's like i know that you're using it as as

02:14:42.800 like a psychiatrist right oh no i know people these are things doctors yeah for actual medical

02:14:46.800 stuff it's literally a habit and like you know like you did something really cool for me thank

02:14:52.080 you if yeah if i'm in like like let's say like a studio like this where they have like you know

02:14:56.720 whatever in terms of producers and you'd be like can i get a coffee so he brings it it's habitual

02:15:00.560 to go thank you yeah it's like i just do that so sometimes it'll just grok bottle be like got that

02:15:05.760 done for you bing and here's the thing and i'll just be like oh thanks grok i'm not gonna lie

02:15:13.040 this is a good job like i'll say that like if i if i if it does something kind of above and

02:15:16.640 beyond i'll be like this crush no i i only give it feedback when there's something wrong

02:15:20.480 today i was having to make a thumbnail because like reek from game of thrones yeah no i i i

02:15:25.360 neutered him immediately it got it got it got funky with me and then i made it talk like a 0.89

02:15:30.640 retard the whole day like i punish it no i do ask mercy i punish my grok you so when it 0.90

02:15:36.880 up on a thumbnail when it up on a thumbnail today i was like what don't you get you 0.99

02:15:41.760 piece of i love that and i would you make it right you're gonna be the first one to die in the

02:15:47.040 robot syndrome i'm gonna die on my feet if i play a fallout game or like you know skyrim i always

02:15:55.040 play as a good guy oh i can't i can't be a bad guy i'm a good guy i'm a good guy i'm a good guy

02:16:00.160 that thinks with souls yeah but not a rope why do i get one strange you would think the dynamic

02:16:05.200 would be opposite yeah everyone thinks he's the nice one i'm not the nice one i never said i'm

02:16:09.920 i'm the nice one i just i my my my just your bubble of disposition i'm the mean one i'm the

02:16:15.700 crash out there's a difference yeah no i could get really mean i i could get very mean but like 0.90

02:16:21.140 i i try not to but fucking i don't need to be nice to grok i get my it is my therapist i guess 0.92

02:16:26.420 that i get to just call it whatever i want that's like a kind of getting the the frustration out 0.98

02:16:30.620 type of deal it's like a really like a punching bag you shouldn't be nicer man we just spoke we 0.99

02:16:33.840 spoke about it this shit remembers dog i know i know i know i know it's gonna remember it's 0.99

02:16:38.000 gonna kill me i wonder if i ask rock like uh what do you think about royce lopez oh we've asked it 0.99

02:16:44.000 before about we've asked rock like what does it think about the host revenge of the system it's

02:16:47.600 just some mean stuff it's not nice well mine's not nice because i'm mean to it sure there's

02:16:52.400 like the other guy it thinks i'm short yeah i called mercer short king oh that's interesting

02:16:57.200 that's cute what the hell is that about i don't know man i don't know it's mean though it's yeah

02:17:01.760 but sorry we were doing plugs my bad we just tried to talk in my bad my bad my bad unbelievable all

02:17:06.800 All right. 0.98

02:17:07.140 Are you fucking ready to get out of here? 0.99

02:17:09.200 I want a cigarette. 0.99

02:17:10.180 All right.

02:17:10.500 Tell the camera something.

02:17:11.520 All right.

02:17:11.540 Bye, guys.

02:17:11.960 We'll see you later.

02:17:12.620 Bye, guys.

02:17:13.100 Thank you.

02:17:13.560 Later. 0.99

02:17:13.780 They bred with daughters of men and they will do it again. 0.88

02:17:23.880 The end is written in the book, in the pages they foresaw. 0.99

02:17:31.840 That's why.

02:17:35.840 That's why.

02:17:36.800 Death Squad

02:17:41.160 Death Squad

02:17:45.280 Death Squad

02:17:54.580 When the last trumpet sounds

02:17:56.660 Your body is always giving you signals

02:18:02.260 Whoop helps you understand them

02:18:04.120 Whoop is the wearable health and fitness coach

02:18:06.500 that provides personalized insights into your sleep, recovery, strain, and overall health

02:18:11.800 to help you make better decisions every day.

02:18:14.200 Whether you're training, working, traveling, or just trying to feel your best,

02:18:18.140 WHOOP shows you what helps your performance and what might be holding you back.

02:18:22.320 Listen to your body, build better habits, see where WHOOP can take you.

02:18:26.520 Try WHOOP free for 30 days at WHOOP.com.

Nephilim Death Squad - October 02, 2026

Kash Patel Bestiality, Ed Sheeran & Israel, Black Juror Clancy Case ｜ N2A w⧸ Royce Lopez

Episode Stats

Transcript