Kids Conspiracy Q&A
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Summary
In this episode, Top Lobster and Oliver are joined by a very special guest to talk about the end of the world and the people that are responsible for it. They also discuss the new merch drops from Bohemian Grove and more.
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We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.
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The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely important.
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We know we're saying shit what happened to the home of the grave.
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And in the clouds, we want to wake up to a dead in the grave.
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By anything made, we need to be ready to raise up.
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Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in the...
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Welcome back to another episode of Nephilim Death Squad.
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I am Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.
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But before we get into the replacements, let's talk about the Patreon.
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Go to patreon.com forward slash Nephilim Death Squad.
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We also have some discount codes to toplobster.com.
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I'm going to bring in the guests while we do this.
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Guys, which one of these shirts would you like?
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Someone who's been on the show before a couple of times.
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Tell the people who you are and where they can find you.
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And welcome to the show for the first time, Oliver.
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And you remember Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego that they got thrown into the fire.
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But then that there was an angel there with them.
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We're going to have to talk with the people there.
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I think a Bigfoot is one that you're going to see in a forest and a Yeti is one that you're
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Yeah, he's brown here, but when it snows, then they turn white, probably.
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They're still like, one is a Yeti, one is a Bigfoot.
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The Yeti has the little, the Yeti's foot's smaller?
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No, no, the Yeti got the same amount as Bigfoot.
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No, it doesn't, no, it doesn't, no, it doesn't.
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What's the difference between a Yeti and a Bigfoot?
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And does the Bigfoot have a bigger foot than the Yeti?
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I guess these are the questions that we're asking, right?
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So, you're the Bigfoot and then that means he's the Yeti?
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I don't know if there's much else to say about the Bigfoot.
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We know about his brother, the Yeti, with a smaller foot.
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I have a list of questions here to ask you guys that I looked up.
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Okay, but you got to remember, Oliver, you got to talk into the microphone, okay, so that everyone can hear you.
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Honestly, if you bear with me, there are questions here about aliens.
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I don't know if I agree, but this is what they're saying.
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They're telling David that he has to go back to welding, to his old job.
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Yeah, he used to work at the fart factory, and now he doesn't.
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Do you think cats, before we even ask this, do you guys know what the internet is?
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Can you try to explain it to us, whatever you think it is?
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Yeah, power and electric to power the internet up.
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You just reminded me I should turn on these lights behind us.
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We have a bunch of cool lights that I forgot to turn on.
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So, they want to know, do you think, do you think it's possible that cats secretly run
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What if pigeons, do you guys know what pigeons are?
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What if pigeons are actually tiny robots that spy on us?
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Well, there are robots, but that bird's spying on us.
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Do you think, do you think that the pigeons are the spies?
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I'm going to turn this TV off because it's distracting you.
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So, how do you know if they have a heart or not?
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Because everybody has a heart instead of a robot or any toys.
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But Alex Jones said that they were little robots sent to watch us by the government.
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Like, they're sending us robot drones and they're recording everything we're saying and
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then they're watching and they're sending it to the White House.
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Talking to the microphone, Ollie Boy, so they can hear you.
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So, they want to know something that's an even bigger question.
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Okay, so these people are obviously stupid to even ask that question.
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Just make sure when you talk, talk right into the microphone so that everyone can hear you.
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And you can look at me when you talk, all right?
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Could your toys come alive at night when no one's watching?
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Well, they could move if I have them in a certain way and they're all over.
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But that's the boo-boos or a toy that could walk.
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He drinks blood, but he doesn't eat the whole baby?
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Every time when we play Rublox, I think Willa said it.
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What if dreams are actually a different universe that we go to at night?
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Imagination that you get in your mind, but that you want to keep.
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So it's one that you get in your mind that you want to keep.
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Here's one that we were kind of just talking about.
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Do you think Bigfoot hides in the forests near us?
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They want to know if you've ever seen Black-Eyed Children.
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Could mermaids still live in the deep ocean where the submarines can't reach?
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Oliver, just move over because you want to be in the screen when it switches to the three
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Do you think that there's any old castles that are haunted?
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A mummy is wrapped up in toilet paper, I think.
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And a zombie is one that doesn't have toilet paper on them?
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I saw in the movie, I saw in the show that I saw a mummy wrapped up with fluff.
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And then it, and then the mouse tried pulling it.
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And then, and then it turned, and then when it spins around, and then it was green, his
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Well, there's actually a good question here from the chat.
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Do you guys think David's Pokemon card collection is stupid?
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What if aliens hide on Earth disguised as teachers or neighbors?
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But, but, but, but, but, but aliens doesn't, doesn't breathe in planet Earth.
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Yeah, but they could put a helmet on so that they could, I don't really know how it works.
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What if a person, if a person has a big helmet on their head, then we know for sure that they're
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Oliver has a big head, but I don't think he's an alien.
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I wouldn't breathe, and I could breathe in the air.
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Okay, do you think that we came from aliens and monkeys?
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I think people that say we came from aliens and monkeys are just weird out.
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I always think Top is so cute, but this does me in.
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That's a flying big ship that goes in planet space.
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He saw like alien ship, a UFO, and I saw one on the TV, a UFO.
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What are they letting you watch over there at Willa's house?
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Do you think that the UFOs could just be advanced airplanes from the future?
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Aliens make the UFOs and come to planet Earth and they can breathe like planet Earth.
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Because we do the show and we do it for the people.
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It is an alien went down to Earth with a helmet.
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But if anybody sees them, and if them come back as a teacher, and then them would know that
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She says, what do you think your dad does for a living?
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That I'm sitting in his chair that he farts in.
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Yeah, I would say I never sit in here in David's farts.
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What if the moon has a secret side that we're not supposed to see?
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Yes, with a rocket ship and go around and around and up and down and up and down.
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We can't fly because when we had it, it will run out of gas.
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We have a couple more questions and then we could wrap it up.
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Do you think Bigfoot is allergic to having his picture taken?
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Some come out at night, but them never came here.
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But we never heard it, so them are not in here.
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But them are not here because we never heard one.
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We will hear it because somehow it's so loud that it will flash their whole house down.
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Every time when I see you come, every time when I see somebody come out the room when
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they're doing a podcast with David or you or Matt.
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When we come out the room when we're doing a show?
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If I leave the room, these guys just sit here and they wait and they watch us.
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Can we do it for, like, when we're ready to go to Matt House?
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Can we stay home for five more minutes, please?
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You just want to stay here for five more minutes?
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They're saying, look, they're saying, look, why do you want to leave?
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They want to know if you guys think the moon is actually real.
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This was a really good one, but I thought that it was kind of crazy.
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They said, what do you think the stars are and could they be, could the stars just be giants
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Do you think, do you think that there could be a hidden city at the bottom of the ocean that
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what do you what do you think went on there there's like a bridge under water somebody found
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it a bridge and some like buildings on the water and you think people live there
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mermaids can only live there yeah people are already dead what's the name of that place
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it's underwater i don't know it's underwater sold on tv it's actually real the ocean wow made out of
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wooden and rope and bricks do you think that everything you see on tv is real kind of almost
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like a b c d e f d no what do you think how could you tell what's real and what's not when you're
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watching tv i know that the that the movie uh of forby that we watched that wasn't real
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that was a cartoon but how about the other thing with like real life stuff how do you know if that's
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real or how do you know if they're making it up bubble dory is for that real bones that boots boots
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talking that's not real do you think that that's real no boots don't talk
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you can't hear what they're saying others they can hear what they're we can hear what they're saying
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but dory and spora can't hear he's saying like what monkeys say
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that's right all right listen guys we've been going for a while now so
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yeah we're gonna get out of here and but before we get out of here
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we have to uh we'll give your plugs layla where where could they find you and uh what what are you
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up to next what's your next uh five moves go ahead tell them
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no plugs from layla oliver um let them tell them your name where they could find you
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your social medias all that go ahead and plug you know go ahead no i don't oliver look into that
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camera there and uh let them know where they can find you um i don't know what social media is
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okay perfect you guys go ahead and uh support them they probably have patreons or something like
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that that they forgot to plug um but until next time let's put your medium with something that
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we have to talk about later when you're older they'll they know can you tell us what it is i'll
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tell you after the show i will but guys until next time don't forget to obey submit and comply
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the greatest hypnotist on planet earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room
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it is constantly telling us what to believe is real you can persuade us
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that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see
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because they'll pass in the face of an expedition that portrays the bigger picture of what's in it