Nephilim Death Squad - N2A： The Eclipse Special

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00:01:08.800 We are being hypnotized by people like this.

00:01:21.320 News readers, politicians, teachers, lecturers.

00:01:25.940 We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.

00:01:34.900 The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely important.

00:01:40.460 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:01:42.320 There's some Nephilim shit.

00:01:43.480 It's like we all know what's going down, but no one's saying shit what happened to the home of the brave.

00:01:48.980 These motherfuckers, they control this now.

00:01:51.020 I know we're talking about how they made us try to be slaves.

00:01:54.160 And everybody's just walking around out in the clouds.

00:01:56.900 I want to wake up to a dead in the grave.

00:01:59.360 But then it's too late.

00:02:00.340 We need to be ready to raise up.

00:02:02.180 Welcome to the end of day.

00:02:03.920 Everybody is slaved.

00:02:05.340 Only summer away.

00:02:06.260 We'll see you next time.

00:02:10.460 I love when I do that shit.

00:02:12.260 I love that.

00:02:13.420 What's up?

00:02:14.040 Hey, welcome to Nephilim Death Squad.

00:02:17.620 Hell yeah.

00:02:19.340 I'm David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.

00:02:23.040 We are here with you.

00:02:24.460 This is Top Lobster.

00:02:25.900 It's the eclipse energy.

00:02:27.740 It's messing us up right out of the gate, dude.

00:02:30.040 My eyes are burning.

00:02:31.420 Did you look at the eclipse?

00:02:33.320 Did you go outside and stare at it?

00:02:35.040 I got my sunglasses on.

00:02:36.380 I did look at the eclipse, though.

00:02:38.400 Not with my bare eyes.

00:02:40.320 And I was, like, real careful.

00:02:42.120 Why didn't you raw dog that shit?

00:02:43.580 Daddy, what's going on?

00:02:44.400 I was with my kids.

00:02:45.420 So they all have the glasses.

00:02:46.740 And I was, like, I can't have these little motherfuckers, like, with just bad vision from five years old.

00:02:51.720 They'd be, like, their girlfriend's, like, what happened to you?

00:02:54.520 Like, he was, like, oh, I went blind.

00:02:56.100 He was, like, when?

00:02:57.100 As a child, my dad just walked me outside during a solar eclipse.

00:03:01.660 Raw dog the eclipse.

00:03:02.680 I have my welding shield.

00:03:04.640 And I tossed it on because I kept trying to look at the sun as I was driving to drop off my wife at work.

00:03:12.700 Do you close your welding shield like this?

00:03:14.460 Do you go, ka-chunk?

00:03:16.360 Yeah, I do.

00:03:17.180 It's much, because a lot of the time what happens is you got metal and you got clamps involved and you're, like, trying to squeeze some shit together.

00:03:23.160 And it's actually, like, you know, it's useful to be, like, I'm about to weld this shit and then fucking do it.

00:03:29.700 Yeah.

00:03:29.980 And it's also cool as shit.

00:03:32.000 But I was trying to look.

00:03:33.920 I was kind of, like, I was pre-gaming the sun.

00:03:36.400 You know how you would do that?

00:03:37.740 You would pre-game the sun.

00:03:38.840 I kept, like, kind of, I would be driving and I'd be, like, I'd stop at a stop sign or a stoplight and I'd stare at it a little bit until I started crying.

00:03:46.180 And that acclimated my eyeballs.

00:03:48.280 And then after we got home, I let my son toss on the helmet.

00:03:52.320 I tossed on the helmet.

00:03:53.200 I said, oh, that's pretty cool.

00:03:54.040 Look, you can see it.

00:03:55.060 And then I said, go inside.

00:03:56.780 Daddy's got a raw dog, the sun.

00:03:58.360 And he was, like, what's that mean?

00:03:59.420 And I was, like, just go inside.

00:04:00.680 So he goes inside.

00:04:02.200 And I flipped it open, dude.

00:04:03.540 And I stared at it.

00:04:04.440 And I do feel more powerful.

00:04:06.340 I am currently seeing spots, but I don't think they're permanent.

00:04:09.280 And I think, really, the bottom line here is.

00:04:12.200 Did you really stare at the sun?

00:04:13.880 I did.

00:04:14.320 That's what that picture was.

00:04:15.320 That picture, I posted one.

00:04:17.160 The reason we're, like, three minutes late or whatever.

00:04:20.220 How was this?

00:04:20.720 We started at three.

00:04:21.300 Yeah, we were, like, four minutes late is because David came in, blamed his new laptop.

00:04:25.400 He's like, these fucking colors on this, it's all messed up, man.

00:04:28.580 He's like, everything's so dim.

00:04:30.520 And I was like, I don't know.

00:04:31.500 I said, maybe a new laptop.

00:04:32.460 And we're trying to figure it out.

00:04:33.520 Then his mic got fucked up.

00:04:34.840 It just turns out he looked directly into the sun is what happened.

00:04:38.360 That's probably exactly what happened.

00:04:40.740 Because what I was complaining about was, I'm like, yo, why am I so dark looking?

00:04:46.620 I do look, like, suspiciously Hispanic.

00:04:48.920 Like, I got a couple of layers of tan on me in this video.

00:04:52.080 But maybe not.

00:04:53.460 Maybe everybody else sees it normal.

00:04:54.880 And my eyes are just, like, you know, not letting a lot of light in because they've had enough.

00:05:00.200 That very well could be it.

00:05:01.940 The stream is glitching.

00:05:02.880 You know, we're having issues with Rumble.

00:05:05.900 Just, you know, come watch wherever you want.

00:05:09.120 I don't know what to tell you guys.

00:05:10.220 Just, it's a free show.

00:05:11.220 Shut up.

00:05:12.640 So.

00:05:13.400 Catch the replay.

00:05:14.960 Yeah, catch the replay.

00:05:16.240 Can we go through, let's go through some quick business before we go into Eclipse territory.

00:05:22.360 Ever the optimist.

00:05:23.960 What up, baby?

00:05:24.600 Um, so, guys, don't forget to go to NephilimDeathSquad.com and you'll get, what are we fucking talking about?

00:05:35.400 Go to NephilimDeathSquad.com and sign up on the official website.

00:05:40.600 It's going to act a lot like the Patreon, but we're moving away from Patreon.

00:05:44.700 And so what's going to happen there is you're going to get discount codes for merch.

00:05:48.380 You're going to get exclusive sneak peeks at episodes a week ahead of time before they drop to the general public.

00:05:54.180 You're going to get exclusive Q&As and call-in shows that are only for members of NephilimDeathSquad.com.

00:06:02.240 So if you're a Patreon member, start moving over to NephilimDeathSquad.com.

00:06:07.300 If you hate Patreon because they're commies, then NephilimDeathSquad.com is for you.

00:06:13.400 Go and get that started.

00:06:14.800 And there's going to be a bunch of other cool stuff, including.

00:06:17.300 Yes, guys.

00:06:17.720 Pre-sales for tickets for events.

00:06:20.340 To cut into the Patreon thing, it's one of these things where,

00:06:23.640 as I'm building the website, I'm like, we could probably just get away with doing Patreon.

00:06:27.400 But nah, dude, I can almost guarantee we'll probably be doing the show for a couple of years

00:06:32.940 and Patreon will find some reason to take our shit out of here.

00:06:36.180 Look at them, suffering from the sun.

00:06:38.200 They're like, did you just deny?

00:06:39.180 No, dude, it's allergies, dude.

00:06:40.800 Go on, go on.

00:06:41.660 No, you look directly into the sun.

00:06:43.360 Patreon has new terms of service where it's like,

00:06:46.500 if you've looked directly into the sun, we cancel your account.

00:06:50.820 No, they just haven't seen Top's Twitter yet.

00:06:53.440 Once Patreon gets a hold of Top's Twitter, it's a wrap.

00:06:56.840 It's all over for us.

00:06:58.000 So if you want to be able to continue to support us,

00:07:02.940 NephilimDeathSquad.com is the place you want to do it.

00:07:06.820 And like I said, when we start launching these events,

00:07:10.400 Bohemian Grove, et cetera.

00:07:12.620 Also, we're going to be doing live shows in Summerfield, Florida,

00:07:16.940 on a monthly basis, maybe twice a month.

00:07:18.800 We haven't figured it out yet.

00:07:19.720 It looks like Friday might be open to us.

00:07:21.400 But our members are going to get first dibs on tickets for events.

00:07:27.540 When we're having big events like Bohemian Grove and we're selling VIP tickets,

00:07:32.480 you guys are going to get first dibs.

00:07:34.660 And other than that, go to our Telegram, which I don't even know where the fuck

00:07:40.540 we're going to.

00:07:41.080 We're totally unprepared.

00:07:41.980 We're going to put the link for the Telegram elsewhere on the website,

00:07:45.500 I suppose.

00:07:46.100 But for now, if you go to Patreon, sign up at the $5 tier,

00:07:49.000 you'll get access to our Telegram.

00:07:51.400 No, no, no, no, no.

00:07:51.860 Where you'll be able to.

00:07:52.400 No?

00:07:53.060 If you subscribe to the website, there is a link to Telegram.

00:07:56.900 So you can't see the link until you subscribe to the website.

00:07:59.680 So go there and then click that link once you're in.

00:08:03.680 You got to make like a username, password and shit like that.

00:08:05.920 It's like it's a fucking club.

00:08:07.700 It's like an exclusive club that I've created.

00:08:09.600 It's like the, what are those called?

00:08:13.180 The MasterCard lounges.

00:08:14.880 You know, those fucking lounges at the airport.

00:08:17.220 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:08:17.860 Where you can kind of, it's like an exclusive.

00:08:19.660 Yeah.

00:08:20.100 It's an exclusive shit.

00:08:22.000 Yeah.

00:08:22.300 But here, it's like you're at JFK though.

00:08:24.940 So like you get into the exclusive shit and it's still like kind of not that nice,

00:08:28.640 but it's exclusive.

00:08:29.820 No one else can be there.

00:08:31.080 The rest of it is a pissed up airport.

00:08:33.560 This one has a little bit of piss, but we got a lady ready to mop it.

00:08:37.800 It's kind of nicer.

00:08:38.760 That's what it's still at an airport, but you know, at least you're the elite amongst

00:08:44.300 airport dwellers.

00:08:45.480 I don't know.

00:08:46.060 So NephilimDesquad.com and also check out our telegram.

00:08:49.580 I think that's it, right?

00:08:50.260 I don't give a shit about anything else, but we are.

00:08:53.240 Today is a special day.

00:08:54.300 It's the 8th.

00:08:55.120 We've been waiting for this day to come along for a while now.

00:08:58.500 And I saw like something pop up.

00:09:01.340 I was like, did we give the link to somebody?

00:09:02.900 Holy shit.

00:09:04.980 We've been waiting for this day for a while.

00:09:06.580 I was just on the system is down podcast with Dan.

00:09:13.160 Top is going outside.

00:09:15.300 Oh, dude, we're going to get exclusive, exclusive footage of the of the eclipse that we've all

00:09:21.240 waited for for so long.

00:09:22.400 Man, you look cool from this angle.

00:09:23.680 Let's go.

00:09:26.800 Show us the eclipse.

00:09:27.680 Can you show us through the lenses?

00:09:30.640 Yeah.

00:09:31.000 Can you hear me?

00:09:31.940 Yeah.

00:09:32.240 Can you raw dog the eclipse?

00:09:33.760 I need you for the people.

00:09:35.280 I need you to look at it.

00:09:35.980 First off, it's very hard to like even see where I'm going with these because this is

00:09:39.800 just basically black.

00:09:41.240 So wait, the sun is behind me.

00:09:43.600 The sun is behind you.

00:09:44.420 I think, yeah.

00:09:45.460 Look at that.

00:09:46.100 Guys, we're all about to receive the power of the sun.

00:09:48.960 Hold on.

00:09:50.720 Well, I'm going to look at it.

00:09:52.100 Oh, shit.

00:09:52.660 Yeah.

00:09:54.480 Wow.

00:09:55.480 Looks dope.

00:09:56.140 I'm not going to raw dog.

00:09:57.040 There's no way I'm going to raw dog that.

00:09:58.480 You're crazy.

00:09:59.040 Raw dog this shit, bro.

00:09:59.740 Don't be a bitch.

00:10:00.980 What are you talking about?

00:10:02.320 It's super bright through these black glasses, like the color of the sun.

00:10:07.220 You're insane.

00:10:08.040 You looked right at it.

00:10:09.360 What are you doing?

00:10:10.180 L's in the chat if fucking if if top doesn't raw dog this this eclipse.

00:10:16.720 I don't know.

00:10:17.140 Unbelievable.

00:10:18.220 Can you see it?

00:10:19.160 Can you guys see that?

00:10:20.000 I can see it.

00:10:20.240 Can you put the lenses over the over the camera lens?

00:10:27.200 All right.

00:10:27.740 Here we go, guys.

00:10:29.300 Fix it.

00:10:30.060 Top.

00:10:30.220 I'm just looking at raw sun here.

00:10:32.840 Oh, shit.

00:10:33.540 I got a glimpse of it.

00:10:36.360 Man, can you steady that?

00:10:37.860 Unbelievable.

00:10:39.100 Sorry.

00:10:39.460 It's like not working so great.

00:10:42.540 Yeah, I don't know.

00:10:44.180 Sorry.

00:10:44.580 I just want to say that you disappointed us.

00:10:46.320 You won't.

00:10:46.600 Oh, oh, oh.

00:10:47.160 That's pretty good.

00:10:48.520 Yeah, that's pretty good.

00:10:49.680 I think we can see it.

00:10:50.740 Now I'm looking at cardboard.

00:10:53.040 Now I'm looking at cardboard.

00:10:54.620 Dude, look at you.

00:10:55.260 You won't.

00:10:55.800 Oh, there it is.

00:10:56.760 That's pretty cool.

00:10:58.960 I don't know if it looks a eclipse.

00:11:00.600 It looks like it needs to focus a little bit, but it's pretty dope.

00:11:03.040 Yeah.

00:11:03.220 It's not going to show you the full eclipse, but like when you look at it like this.

00:11:06.160 Yep.

00:11:06.320 So probably that's as much as we're going to get it here in Florida.

00:11:09.920 Raw doggy.

00:11:10.280 This is pretty cool.

00:11:11.300 I like this.

00:11:11.840 I like podcasting outside.

00:11:14.340 We outside.

00:11:15.420 Yeah, we just walk around with our phones.

00:11:16.900 Can you look at the eclipse?

00:11:18.740 Can you gain some extra powers?

00:11:20.680 I can't believe you won't raw dog this year.

00:11:22.000 I'm not going to do it.

00:11:23.420 I'm not going to do it, David.

00:11:25.140 I didn't.

00:11:25.620 I looked at it with my eyes.

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00:12:11.460 Hashtag make a play.

00:12:15.900 This nigga just turned into fucking Optimus Prime.

00:12:19.140 Did you hear that?

00:12:22.780 There we go.

00:12:23.760 Okay, hold on.

00:12:24.960 Yeah, put your headphones on, doggy.

00:12:26.600 Kick that guy out of here.

00:12:28.420 Dude, who is an asshole?

00:12:29.460 Who is a lot like you?

00:12:30.200 Unbelievable.

00:12:30.820 I can't believe you didn't do it.

00:12:32.240 It really, really let me down there.

00:12:33.520 But speaking of letdowns, guys, the earth didn't crack open.

00:12:39.040 The demons didn't show up.

00:12:41.080 And, you know, I guess it is just another Monday here in paradise.

00:12:46.360 Blind Lobster.

00:12:47.140 Shout out to Blind Lobster.

00:12:48.440 I don't think, see, I don't think people were looking at this thing as like, oh my God,

00:12:52.900 Jesus is going to come back.

00:12:53.960 Some people were, come on.

00:12:54.900 Yeah, but that's dumb shit.

00:12:56.020 But like, I have been, when I see the criticism of this, I take a little bit of, I get a little

00:13:01.260 scared because I'm like, oh, they're talking about me.

00:13:03.280 But I don't, I don't think it's like that crazy.

00:13:07.740 I just think that this is like one of these signs that lines up and it's telling me what

00:13:12.780 happens from here forward probably will be very weird.

00:13:16.540 Very strange and increasingly strange.

00:13:19.540 Like this, I just feel like this sets off a bunch of events.

00:13:23.140 Not like, oh, they were going to, they were going to sacrifice the cows.

00:13:26.620 Where the fuck are the cows thing at?

00:13:28.080 On today, you have a cow?

00:13:30.120 No.

00:13:30.800 Nice.

00:13:31.780 I can't wait.

00:13:32.540 I want to get my hands on those stickers.

00:13:33.620 People like, they're going to sacrifice the red heifers now.

00:13:35.820 Oh, actually, let me show you.

00:13:36.880 Guys, we've got sticker packs coming.

00:13:40.980 I know you're all so excited for those of you who can't afford to buy a t-shirt because

00:13:44.800 you're broke, disgusting people.

00:13:46.760 Now you'll have access to sticker packs for less than the cost of a t-shirt.

00:13:53.320 There's 10 of them in there and there actually isn't that many sticker packs.

00:13:58.780 So like I just bought, you know, I ordered some stickers and I say, let's see how this

00:14:03.820 goes.

00:14:04.160 So when I packed up the sticker packs, I'm like, oh shit.

00:14:06.440 All right.

00:14:06.820 I hope there's, you know, enough for people, but whatever.

00:14:10.380 This is the first run at stickers from Top Lobster.

00:14:12.280 That's like from me.

00:14:14.460 And, uh, yeah, we're not going to make more if you guys don't buy them.

00:14:18.680 Like if you don't buy them, we're not going to make them.

00:14:20.600 So go buy them or else, or else they're just going to go away.

00:14:24.220 No, I've been, so I've been like walking around town cause I bought them and then I

00:14:28.740 bought packaging for them.

00:14:30.180 And you're just slapping these fucking end time stickers around the villages.

00:14:34.080 So the first packaging was like a little too small.

00:14:37.060 This is for the tower gang one.

00:14:38.540 And I realized I couldn't fit the stickers in.

00:14:40.860 Right.

00:14:42.000 So now I have these stickers and I'm just walking around.

00:14:46.420 Um, I have them like organized and I'm waiting to package them.

00:14:49.440 So for days and I'm just like taking it, I've literally walked to BJ's in BJ's and I'm just

00:14:55.240 like tagging it up with, with end time stickers.

00:14:58.480 Ask me about the Nephilim on the fucking TV stands.

00:15:00.980 So funny, dude, in this area that you live in, that's saturated with like the, the most

00:15:05.380 elderly population of any other place in America, they're just getting inundated with

00:15:10.380 tower gang stickers and end time stickers.

00:15:13.180 Like these people, you're radicalizing the elderly.

00:15:16.060 This deserves it.

00:15:17.580 This place is like Sodom and Gomorrah to these old people.

00:15:20.120 They're just out here, but fucking just, if you walk by the villages, all you hear is

00:15:24.620 just clap because it's a day.

00:15:28.000 Someone's fucking behind some bush that these people are wild.

00:15:31.700 They're out here.

00:15:32.120 It's weird.

00:15:32.660 Like we went there and everywhere sounded like that Meek Mill.

00:15:36.440 He did a video audio that dropped.

00:15:38.520 Did you hear that by the way?

00:15:39.560 Cause I was on Stu Peter's show and I didn't know he was going to do this.

00:15:43.140 He was just like, Hey, you want to come on and talk about the, uh, the, the Diddy situation.

00:15:47.940 And I was like, of course, sort of.

00:15:49.120 Also, by the way, you're under spiritual warfare.

00:15:52.400 Well, not only yet, not only did he say that.

00:15:54.100 And see, that was a warning.

00:15:55.920 Cause he goes, you're engaged in spiritual warfare, guard your spirit.

00:16:00.060 It's getting dark out there.

00:16:00.860 And I was like, what?

00:16:01.920 And then he just plays he diddy clapping the cheeks of Meek Mill.

00:16:06.140 And I was like, you, you're the one just putting me in spiritual warfare.

00:16:10.980 You're inundating me with the sounds of, of man cock slapping.

00:16:15.220 Like it was unbelievable.

00:16:16.400 I wasn't ready for it.

00:16:17.400 And it played for like what felt like an eternity.

00:16:19.800 I listened back to it and it wasn't that long, but it felt like he played it on loop.

00:16:23.600 Like six times.

00:16:24.820 I think Clint tried to send that to us.

00:16:27.240 And I, I listened to a second of it.

00:16:29.360 I was like, wait a second.

00:16:30.320 I don't want to hear this shit.

00:16:31.740 Yeah.

00:16:32.120 This is gay.

00:16:32.920 Like, like, it's like, it's almost like, oh, there's nudes out there of your favorite

00:16:38.020 celebrity.

00:16:38.460 Right.

00:16:38.980 And then maybe let's say your favorite celebrity, you go on Google and you're right.

00:16:43.360 Kate Hudson nude or whatever.

00:16:45.600 Makes sense.

00:16:46.620 This is the same kind of gay bait shit.

00:16:48.520 Like if you were a dude and they're like, yo, there's audio, it's not even video, but

00:16:54.480 it's audio.

00:16:54.960 So that's like, you would think half is gay, but still kind of gay.

00:16:58.360 Pretty gay.

00:16:58.820 There's audio of another dude clapping another dude's cheeks.

00:17:01.280 If you type that in and look for it, I think you might be gay because now you're actively

00:17:05.620 searching out gay porn.

00:17:06.920 I think it's worse because if you have a video.

00:17:10.260 What could be worse than gay?

00:17:11.780 Listen, listen.

00:17:12.280 No, no.

00:17:12.500 I'm saying it's worse than watching the video.

00:17:14.460 Because if you watch the video, it's an assault on your senses, right?

00:17:17.940 You're like, my eyes are receiving.

00:17:19.780 My ears are receiving.

00:17:21.160 All these things, right?

00:17:22.560 Meek Mill is receiving.

00:17:23.740 But if you listen to just the audio, now your imagination has to fill in the blanks.

00:17:30.120 So as you're listening to it, now you're seeing it in your own mind's eye, as opposed to just

00:17:35.800 which I think is much more intimate than your own eyeballs.

00:17:38.260 When I see with my mind's eye, Diddy is wearing like high socks and Timberlands.

00:17:43.280 Hundred percent.

00:17:44.380 Or just socks because black dudes, for some reason, like Sam Tripoli says this all the

00:17:47.900 time, he's like, if you watch porn, which Sam is a recovering porn addict, that there's

00:17:52.980 always black dudes always wear socks.

00:17:55.000 And he always says it's for traction.

00:17:56.340 And I'm like, you ever try fucking in socks?

00:17:57.800 Like it's not, you don't get traction.

00:18:00.120 It'll slip around your whole foot.

00:18:02.140 Yeah.

00:18:02.240 And if you're on hardwood, that's a nightmare.

00:18:05.080 And if you're on carpet, it's still not, you're not getting traction.

00:18:07.900 I don't know what they're doing.

00:18:09.100 You know what?

00:18:09.480 They're probably, it's just another way of flexing.

00:18:11.780 They're like, watch.

00:18:12.240 Oh yeah.

00:18:12.880 I'm going to.

00:18:13.400 Their athleticism?

00:18:14.620 Yeah.

00:18:14.860 Look, yeah, not just my athleticism, but my ability to make this woman orgasm who has

00:18:19.480 had sex 15 times today.

00:18:21.880 And they go, watch this, no traction.

00:18:24.420 And then it's like one of those things.

00:18:26.100 It's like, oh damn, hard flex.

00:18:27.980 It's like, you have to do all this extra shit to make them orgasm.

00:18:31.960 I, I can do it while I'm focusing on my footing.

00:18:35.040 Like I don't even have good footing and I'm still getting it done.

00:18:38.520 And you're over there just poking away and doing all kinds of crazy shit.

00:18:42.280 Then the flexing is never ending.

00:18:43.620 But I don't remember how we got, how we got onto Meek Mill getting his cheeks clapping.

00:18:47.580 That's actually a great, it's a great observation of why.

00:18:53.880 And they always, something about black people, like they love wearing white.

00:18:58.200 Like you never see a black dude in black socks.

00:19:00.640 It's always like, it's always white socks or like a white tee or white sneakers.

00:19:05.420 Like, I don't know what it is.

00:19:07.060 So it's just like, everything is on brand.

00:19:09.000 It just continues.

00:19:09.940 It's turtles all the way down.

00:19:10.960 Did I ever tell you about the time that I got caught in Jamaica?

00:19:14.240 And you know, you'd heard the story, right?

00:19:16.320 Oh yeah.

00:19:17.680 It's, this is one of the parts that I never delved into because it's like, this just sucked.

00:19:21.960 It's right in the middle of this excursion that like really ruined everything with the,

00:19:26.760 um, the fucking bamboo rafting that never happened or whatever.

00:19:30.180 They bring us to this, to the next spot.

00:19:32.280 The bamboo rafting.

00:19:32.920 Go to Tower Gang episode 120.

00:19:35.600 You can see me come hot.

00:19:36.280 Snowfuckers got it memorized.

00:19:37.640 Yo dog, Pirates of the, Pirates of the, uh, Caribbean.

00:19:41.480 I think we named it.

00:19:42.800 I don't remember what, oh, Carnies of the Caribbean.

00:19:45.420 Go to that episode.

00:19:46.760 I came hot off of Jamaica.

00:19:48.620 And I was like, first off, one of the things that I never should have done,

00:19:51.600 but I'm in the phase of my life where I say yes to everything.

00:19:54.040 So my wife comes to me with a bad idea five years ago.

00:19:57.640 I would have been like, bitch, are you retarded?

00:19:59.660 Now I say yes.

00:20:01.700 And that's what I did to Jamaica.

00:20:03.120 Anyway, we get on the cruise, right?

00:20:05.340 So they have like, uh, two catamarans park right next to each other.

00:20:08.340 Right.

00:20:08.800 What is a catamaran?

00:20:10.320 Catamaran is like a, like a small ship, like a party ship.

00:20:13.760 Okay.

00:20:14.080 You ever been on one of those things?

00:20:15.060 Like, oh, you're on vacation.

00:20:16.140 I don't do anything cool.

00:20:17.220 Go on.

00:20:17.600 All right.

00:20:17.800 We're going to do some, something cool.

00:20:20.840 Some catamarans.

00:20:22.100 Some catamaran shit.

00:20:23.220 I thought it was a fruit.

00:20:24.260 There's two, right?

00:20:25.340 And they're floating.

00:20:26.220 And then there's the pier.

00:20:27.280 So to get to the second one, you have to cross the first one, right?

00:20:31.280 I don't know which boat I'm on.

00:20:32.680 It's the same company.

00:20:33.600 And it just seemed like they were picking randomly.

00:20:36.120 Like you go on this one, you go on that one.

00:20:38.460 The first boat I walked on and it was almost like, I guess it was full.

00:20:42.420 I looked over all white people, like blonde hair.

00:20:45.660 They look like a Norwegian.

00:20:47.060 They were from Norwegian, Norwegian, wherever the fuck that place is.

00:20:49.960 Would you rather have been with them?

00:20:52.500 Then they walked me onto the next catamaran, which was my boat.

00:20:55.900 And I walked down there and it looked like, it looked like Brownsville, which is a place

00:21:00.900 in, ironically, a place in Brooklyn that is the brownest.

00:21:04.460 They like found it.

00:21:05.480 They all moved there.

00:21:06.360 Where they profiled you and they were like, they want the white people to have a good

00:21:11.780 time.

00:21:12.840 And they know that the tipping is going to be low.

00:21:16.320 Like the white people aren't going to tip.

00:21:17.960 And that you got put on the boat where like, they don't care.

00:21:19.980 Like these people don't tip.

00:21:21.200 This was almost, this was like an all white party.

00:21:23.600 I don't know.

00:21:23.880 This is why I'm telling the story.

00:21:25.000 Have you guys ever heard of an all white party?

00:21:26.960 Yeah.

00:21:27.300 It's always black people that do that.

00:21:28.560 It's only black people that do this shit and they do it on cruises.

00:21:32.360 This was like an old white cruise and everybody knew except me and my wife.

00:21:38.020 And actually there was another white couple that was very shocked at what was going on.

00:21:41.540 It starts off normal.

00:21:42.700 Everyone's going and we're kind of, the cruise ship is moving along.

00:21:46.960 And the way this goes is they, they make you drink.

00:21:49.440 So by the middle to the end of the cruise, it's like a party on there.

00:21:53.120 And it could be fun depending on the crowd, not this crowd.

00:21:57.580 By the middle towards the end, there was a very nice family that we met.

00:22:01.900 It was two daughters and a mother.

00:22:03.560 And we're all talking because we're on the net of the boat.

00:22:05.600 Were they, they were the white people?

00:22:07.040 They were black people.

00:22:08.400 Oh, okay.

00:22:08.940 Wonderful.

00:22:09.520 Wonderful.

00:22:10.060 By the middle to the end, the mothers, the mother and the two daughters were twerking

00:22:14.980 their ass cheeks individually on the glass of the boat to show the people inside.

00:22:21.960 Because there's more like you can go around and then there's like a down.

00:22:25.260 This is how this place ended up with those people doing that, with everybody doing that.

00:22:30.340 Everybody.

00:22:30.700 At an old white party.

00:22:32.540 Twerking is such a weird thing because you have your daughter with you.

00:22:35.620 And essentially it's like twerking is like interpretive dance that like, you know how

00:22:39.520 interpretive dance is meant to tell a story?

00:22:42.420 Like twerking is like, come penetrate me.

00:22:44.780 Come penetrate me.

00:22:45.560 Come penetrate me.

00:22:46.240 Like that's what you're saying when you're twerking.

00:22:48.160 And you're doing that with your daughter.

00:22:50.500 Isn't that what it's saying?

00:22:52.260 That's what I think.

00:22:53.280 I'm wondering.

00:22:53.920 Yes.

00:22:54.560 When women say, I want to go out and dance.

00:22:56.600 I go like, you dumb bitch.

00:22:58.620 Like, what does that mean?

00:22:59.640 What do you mean?

00:23:00.020 I just want to go and express myself.

00:23:02.180 I know we've spoke about this in the car, David.

00:23:05.400 Yes.

00:23:05.580 With our, yes.

00:23:06.540 And you'd probably disagree with me.

00:23:07.940 But like, what is dance?

00:23:09.720 What are you doing when you dance?

00:23:11.360 You are, you are, what's the word?

00:23:17.120 Obliging.

00:23:17.920 You are, you are trying to make your woman happy.

00:23:22.260 That's it.

00:23:22.640 That's all it is.

00:23:23.260 You're just like for, for men, when you dance, like in the times that I've danced, I used

00:23:27.700 to hate dancing and I still do hate dancing, but I will do it with my wife and I will,

00:23:33.220 I will find a way to like really make it sort of lit in order to like appease her, to make

00:23:39.460 her happy because I drag her to places like Georgia for an LP convention, or, you know,

00:23:46.220 I bring her to Top's house and his dog mauls our kid.

00:23:49.480 And so like once a year, I have, I have to like take her dancing.

00:23:54.180 You know what I mean?

00:23:54.740 Like, I don't like it, but I will do it enthusiastically with my wife and in no other circumstances.

00:24:01.000 I think you like it.

00:24:01.880 I think he's alive.

00:24:02.540 I don't.

00:24:03.360 You're lying.

00:24:04.100 You like it.

00:24:05.100 What I'm saying is, is what makes, why do women want to dance?

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00:24:34.260 And then, what does it mean?

00:24:37.920 And then, especially when you get down to twerking, what does this mean?

00:24:41.520 So, when you're dancing, right?

00:24:43.220 Like, let's say you're doing like a nice slow dance.

00:24:45.520 Like, I don't mind a slow dance.

00:24:46.640 I like to have a nice song on and I'll hold my wife and we'll rock back and forth.

00:24:50.280 Very low effort.

00:24:51.400 It's very nice, like bonding moment.

00:24:53.180 Everything's cool, right?

00:24:54.620 And what does that say?

00:24:55.640 What does that say?

00:24:56.260 That says like romance.

00:24:57.920 I love you.

00:24:59.040 Things like that.

00:24:59.840 Like nice things.

00:25:00.900 Wholesome things.

00:25:01.580 And then, there's other dances.

00:25:05.140 Dancing is Nephilim shit.

00:25:06.840 It is.

00:25:07.160 It is.

00:25:07.960 Because it's a slippery slope.

00:25:09.460 Dancing is a slippery slope argument, right?

00:25:11.340 And you start salsa.

00:25:12.680 Next thing you know, you're twerking.

00:25:14.620 It's wild out here.

00:25:15.700 Well, you ever see those Spanish things?

00:25:18.280 Spanish shows where like they wear the bare minimum and they look like they're fucking on

00:25:22.460 stage and you're like, this is making me erect.

00:25:25.220 What am I watching right now?

00:25:26.260 This is crazy as hell.

00:25:27.640 It all goes back to Jamaica.

00:25:28.780 Have you ever seen the fucking Jamaican videos where they're doing like WWE moves?

00:25:32.340 Like jump off of the palm tree.

00:25:34.060 It's like, bam.

00:25:35.340 I'm like, what are you guys doing over there?

00:25:37.340 They're beating the shit out of each other.

00:25:38.880 And it's like, one of the things you learn through Jamaican dance is that those people

00:25:43.240 are like invincible.

00:25:43.960 Like they are power bombing each other through tables.

00:25:48.020 Like they're literally doing wrestling moves, using tables, breaking them, like breaking

00:25:53.320 structures with each other's bodies.

00:25:55.520 And the women seem to can, they just take an endless amount of abuse and just keep coming

00:26:00.760 back for more.

00:26:01.440 It's very much ripping, ripping each other's weaves off and shit like this.

00:26:04.740 Like the man is like basically slapping her and then they can't get enough of it.

00:26:08.100 It's like that happens in their real life and then they do an interpretive dance about

00:26:12.420 it.

00:26:12.720 It's Nephilim shit.

00:26:14.160 Yo, dude, that's exactly what it is.

00:26:15.780 Their entire like lives are pretty violent in Jamaica.

00:26:19.360 They are.

00:26:20.080 They just made a, like a couple of months ago, they were like, Hey, don't go here.

00:26:24.420 It's like on a red list.

00:26:25.480 It was like, there's mad people getting killed.

00:26:26.960 Like there's 43 people in January that got killed and they were like tourists.

00:26:30.980 Yeah.

00:26:31.520 Yeah.

00:26:31.740 Don't go here.

00:26:32.620 And people still, well, they're still going to go, but yo, that's it.

00:26:35.920 When I, when I went there, I couldn't explain it, but like you go in and you're like, Oh,

00:26:41.060 this place, like from the airport, it's all fucking trash.

00:26:44.980 Everything's retarded.

00:26:46.080 The streets are all fucked up.

00:26:47.640 And I was like, demons live here, dude.

00:26:50.080 Like this place is heavy and they can't figure out how to get out of it.

00:26:55.060 You know, like, um, the old kind of punk rock mantra used to be like sex, drugs, and

00:27:01.680 violence.

00:27:02.400 Like, I don't think, thank you, Clay.

00:27:07.060 Thank you.

00:27:08.920 I, um, I think that that was like, like they hadn't seen Jamaicans yet.

00:27:15.660 Like if you think punk rock was about sex, drugs, and violence, like dude, Jamaicans

00:27:20.100 are like, that's their, I mean, it's not even just Jamaica, right?

00:27:23.040 If you go to any Brownsville, if you go to anything, I used to live in, uh, in New Jersey.

00:27:27.960 We, I was raised in Elizabeth and, you know, visited, worked in Newark for a period.

00:27:34.760 These are places that's like, you want to see real sex, drugs, and violence.

00:27:38.740 Like that's, that's what it is.

00:27:40.180 And it's funny because through rock and roll, they used to like kind of glorify that.

00:27:43.740 And it's like, when you see what it really is, like when you see what it does to a community,

00:27:47.200 you're like, Oh, this isn't a party dude at all.

00:27:49.840 Dude.

00:27:50.000 In Brownsville, where I was just talking about, I used to work there and I would get

00:27:54.340 to work at like six in the morning.

00:27:56.840 And I, there was a point where like during the winter, I became friendly with a prostitute

00:28:02.320 that was out.

00:28:02.900 Like I would drive in the same stop sign.

00:28:05.300 She'd be there every time.

00:28:06.360 And it got to the point where we're just like, like this is, you see me every morning.

00:28:09.720 It's just me at the, no one else is driving at that time.

00:28:12.180 Me at the stoplight, this hooker.

00:28:13.840 And I was like, this fucking place is haunted dog.

00:28:16.780 Street walkers just out in the middle of nowhere.

00:28:18.820 I feel like that's like, when, you know, shit's weird.

00:28:21.600 When your woman have just started straying like stray cats.

00:28:25.660 I, I used to be security, um, at an Aldi's, you know, Aldi's.

00:28:31.420 Yeah.

00:28:32.160 But this was before Aldi's was ever nice.

00:28:34.600 Like Aldi's used to be only kind of in the hood or at least the ones that I knew of.

00:28:38.460 And, uh, for people that are from New Jersey, you might be familiar with, uh, Roselle.

00:28:44.520 So Roselle was like a really shitty spot, really close.

00:28:49.000 I think it was in between Elizabeth and Raway, which like Raway also was mostly a shitty spot.

00:28:53.720 These places in the hood, they always have like beautiful historic architecture.

00:28:58.240 And then just desperate poverty right next to these two things.

00:29:05.680 It was always weird.

00:29:06.760 It was always a historical.

00:29:07.920 White woman in the chat.

00:29:09.180 Somebody said Aldi's.

00:29:10.220 They're like, I fucking love Aldi's.

00:29:11.940 My wife's the same way.

00:29:13.440 You wouldn't have back in the day though, because, uh, but you know, I'm thinking 2008,

00:29:18.900 it was not nice.

00:29:20.600 2008 and prior, it was not nice.

00:29:21.940 Are you saying that Aldi's is Nephilim shit or was Nephilim shit?

00:29:25.580 Look, look, the way I'm saying it is, is like they had to start somewhere.

00:29:29.380 So they started by buying locations in cheap areas and they, you know, so they had to build

00:29:34.780 the brand up.

00:29:35.420 It's like when you have gentrification of a neighborhood because, you know, the coffee

00:29:39.560 shop hippies can only afford to open the coffee shop in that shitty area.

00:29:44.200 And then they build up from there if they don't get fucking, you know, robbed and killed

00:29:47.180 and stabbed and all that other shit.

00:29:48.060 So, um, but as I'm, as I'm security guarding there, you know, all these makes you put a quarter

00:29:53.840 in the, in the, uh, carriage in order to get, hold on.

00:29:59.280 The idea of gentrification is a bizarre one.

00:30:02.540 Like it's, it's, it's not real.

00:30:06.440 It's like, Hey, I'm buying cheap fucking real estate.

00:30:10.080 You dumb ass because you guys suck.

00:30:12.520 It's cheap here, but it is real.

00:30:14.640 Cause it's like a, like, think of how like the British would have invaded India.

00:30:19.040 They don't like, you know, or the Chinese invade Africa or even here, they just kind

00:30:24.740 of fucking settle there.

00:30:27.000 And then, and all the, like, like the cave people that are there, they're like, hookah,

00:30:30.460 hookah boogah.

00:30:31.160 Like what the fuck?

00:30:31.980 It's the same shit.

00:30:32.920 Yeah.

00:30:33.500 Yeah.

00:30:33.760 And you're like, I'm just trying to make something nice, you know?

00:30:36.260 And, but then eventually they push, they push them out.

00:30:39.080 It's crazy how that it's, it's exactly what the Chinese are gentrifying the United States

00:30:45.040 of America.

00:30:46.520 Yeah.

00:30:47.320 Or they're trying to, we're not, I mean, I guess we kind of are ooga booga.

00:30:51.200 I don't know.

00:30:51.700 But when it comes to gentrification, I guess we kind of are a hundred percent, dude.

00:30:56.720 We're going to Chinese people who like, they can only see like this much.

00:31:00.560 They're seeing shit pretty clear.

00:31:02.060 Cause they're seeing 33%.

00:31:03.600 They're focused.

00:31:04.640 They're laser focused.

00:31:05.700 Yeah.

00:31:06.060 And they come here and they're like, look at these fucking people.

00:31:08.300 And they're like, you know what?

00:31:09.260 Let's build this.

00:31:10.080 They're going to build their Chinese coffee shop, which is actually a 25% of our farmland.

00:31:14.480 And then the worst part is it's like, fuck the coffee's pretty good too.

00:31:19.700 But you know what?

00:31:20.220 Maybe they're right.

00:31:20.800 It's like, we do, we got to go.

00:31:22.280 Maybe we got to go.

00:31:23.240 Maybe because, you know, when it comes to gentrifying the hood, like I don't get upset

00:31:26.600 when I see that kind of thing.

00:31:27.760 And I don't get upset when they get pushed out of the neighborhood.

00:31:29.860 Cause it's like, you got to go.

00:31:31.420 The nice thing takes priority over you.

00:31:33.380 This is a nice thing we have here and you're going to fuck it up.

00:31:35.520 You got to leave.

00:31:35.960 So do you think we got to go is gent is, uh, uh, gentrification.

00:31:41.740 Is that diversity?

00:31:43.240 Is that the same shit?

00:31:45.020 I mean, diversity is just an observation.

00:31:47.740 Whereas gentrification is like a process.

00:31:50.340 Diversity is, is just like looking around and noticing that there's multiple groups of

00:31:54.820 people here.

00:31:55.380 But I think diversity, diversity is not permanent.

00:31:59.400 Diversity is only a description of a process.

00:32:02.960 Things are only diverse.

00:32:05.020 Well, it's, it's diverse in the middle.

00:32:07.380 It's not diverse in the beginning.

00:32:08.860 In the beginning, it's one.

00:32:10.600 And then other people come in and it's diverse for a while.

00:32:13.640 And then somebody wins out and then it's one.

00:32:16.800 So it's only part of the process.

00:32:19.020 It's not, but it's not, it's, it's worse than that because the diversity thing has been

00:32:23.140 pushed to a point where it's like pushed to sexuality and also put a pin in whatever,

00:32:26.820 wherever you were going with that story.

00:32:27.820 Cause now this just became interesting to me.

00:32:30.100 Um, it's.

00:32:32.960 It's, it's like the sexualization of diversity has now made it so that people are mixed.

00:32:38.880 You know what I'm saying?

00:32:39.740 So it's not just like one wins out.

00:32:42.180 It's like, it becomes a weird.

00:32:44.240 Yeah.

00:32:44.780 It, it becomes a weird culture and it gentrifies.

00:32:47.600 It'll eventually gentrify like from the inside out.

00:32:50.580 You don't even have like, if, again, if there was a destabilization plot for America and I

00:32:55.040 know it sounds crazy, but it's like, well, we have to dilute the white people and we have

00:32:59.500 to create something new and propagandize the shit out of that.

00:33:02.860 Yeah.

00:33:04.100 See, that's why, that's why I claim whiteness, even though I'm not fully white, because I

00:33:09.160 recognize that.

00:33:11.200 Yeah.

00:33:11.660 That, that like something has happened to the white people and I'm literally a product of

00:33:17.040 it.

00:33:17.180 And since I'm like 50, 50, I'm like, nah, fucking we white baby.

00:33:20.740 Because I recognize that white people are getting, uh, pushed out.

00:33:24.140 Has central Florida been gentrifying much?

00:33:26.720 I don't know.

00:33:27.460 I don't know what it was like before I showed up.

00:33:31.400 I, I, yeah, I guess so.

00:33:32.760 Cause I showed up.

00:33:33.620 Well, people from fucking other areas showed up.

00:33:36.620 I looked for cheap housing.

00:33:37.860 I'm trying to open a business out here that would be less expensive than it would be up

00:33:42.140 North.

00:33:42.440 Yeah.

00:33:42.860 Yeah.

00:33:43.060 It's, it's happening.

00:33:43.720 For the, for the villages.

00:33:44.820 I know that.

00:33:45.540 Cause I know a lot of like local people around here that have had like had generations of

00:33:49.140 family here.

00:33:49.660 It's, it's crazy to see like, yeah, no, my, my, my papa owned like all this land here.

00:33:55.640 And then eventually they like subdivide it, sell it gets bought by, it gets gentrified by the

00:34:00.540 villages, which is a very interesting, uh, it doesn't, again, it doesn't feel like gentrification

00:34:04.940 cause they're like old people, they're not young hipsters, but it, it sure the fuck is

00:34:08.740 they come, they open up businesses, they push people out.

00:34:11.940 It's the same sort of deal.

00:34:13.760 It's like a, it's like a gerification.

00:34:15.580 What do you, what would you call it?

00:34:16.500 If it's all geriatric, geriatric, geriatric, geriatric, which is great.

00:34:22.160 Cause that's super temporary.

00:34:23.240 Like they're going to be gone soon.

00:34:25.020 Uh, but so, so that story about all these, right.

00:34:28.300 This is how, uh, how unprepared, cause I've never been a big guy and it's weird that I got

00:34:32.820 the job as a security guard, but working at the Aldi's, I mostly had to get the homeless

00:34:37.000 people to stop doing this like service that they were offering where old ladies would

00:34:41.060 come out and they would go, Hey, I'll have, these are homeless people that hang out by

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00:35:15.320 Let me help you put your shit in the car.

00:35:18.200 And if I do that, give me a quarter, which is the quarter from the cart.

00:35:21.860 So in other words, I'll then take your cart back, turn it, put it into the thing and

00:35:25.820 take the quarter.

00:35:26.380 Now I got a quarter and they were right across the street from the liquor store.

00:35:29.420 And, you know, it wasn't very many carts until you can go get a tall boy in a paper bag.

00:35:33.440 So they would do this all day.

00:35:35.520 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:35:36.480 And I'd be like, Hey, you can't fucking do that here.

00:35:38.900 You got to go away.

00:35:39.680 But like, I was 18 years old and I was a pushover.

00:35:42.680 And basically what happened is one day this dude that looked like fucking Kimbo Slice shows

00:35:47.140 up and he has a fake badge and he just starts working me like he's like, Hey, you can't

00:35:54.220 do this.

00:35:54.820 This is illegal.

00:35:55.480 And I was like, what do you mean?

00:35:56.600 And he's like, they're going to strip you of your Sora license.

00:35:59.840 This is illegal what you're doing.

00:36:01.240 And he knew the company that I worked for.

00:36:02.820 So I'm like looking at this guy who I think is a cop and I'm like, he's awfully like kind

00:36:06.840 of hood looking for a cop, but we're in the hood.

00:36:08.760 Maybe that's just what happens out here.

00:36:10.140 And so I'm like shell shocked.

00:36:11.720 And then he goes, Hey, look, I can tell this job means a lot to you.

00:36:14.960 We can make this all go away.

00:36:16.400 If you just go inside, buy me a few packs of ramen noodles.

00:36:19.560 And I'm like, what the fuck?

00:36:21.300 This guy's a fucking bum.

00:36:22.900 So I go inside and I start like grabbing ramen noodles.

00:36:26.360 And as I'm grabbing ramen noodles, I'm like, wait a second.

00:36:30.180 This doesn't make any sense.

00:36:31.380 Why does this officer of the law need ramen noodles?

00:36:34.220 Right?

00:36:34.600 So like, instead I just, I see him waiting in the window.

00:36:38.200 Right.

00:36:38.600 And he's like, like, you know, are you hurrying up?

00:36:41.160 And I was like, oh yeah, I got you.

00:36:42.320 But I had already called the cops.

00:36:44.160 And so, cause that's what they told you to do.

00:36:46.880 They're like, if things get too crazy, just call the cops.

00:36:48.580 You're not there to, you know, get into it with anybody.

00:36:51.180 That's more crazy than somebody physically assaulting you.

00:36:54.140 That's like, that guy mentally assaulted you.

00:36:56.240 Dude, it was.

00:36:56.800 He mentally assaulted me.

00:36:57.700 I was, he was towering over me.

00:36:59.500 Big, like solid black beard.

00:37:01.240 Looked just like Kimbo Slice.

00:37:02.580 Do-rag and everything.

00:37:04.520 And, and even though he's also got like, and he had like, you know, he was wearing like street

00:37:08.240 clothes, but he had a badge.

00:37:09.380 I think he probably stole the badge cause it looked really official, but he probably

00:37:12.420 just stole the badge.

00:37:13.380 Uh, and so, yeah, I, I ended up calling the cops on him and then watching him get arrested.

00:37:18.580 And he was like looking at me and fucking like, you know, yelling at me and shit.

00:37:21.760 And I don't know what he was saying, but everything felt like I'm gonna kill you motherfucker.

00:37:24.420 And so, uh, I ended up leaving that job though, because I would run into that constantly.

00:37:29.040 It's just like people.

00:37:30.640 I remember I did that though.

00:37:32.640 So he inspired me.

00:37:34.220 And, um, and what I mean by that is one day on my lunch break, I went to the Dunkin'

00:37:38.360 Donuts down the road and it was locked and it was locked in the middle of the day, dude.

00:37:42.580 Like what's going on?

00:37:44.300 Why is this Dunkin' Donuts?

00:37:45.280 I have only a little bit of time on my lunch break.

00:37:47.260 I wanted a cool lot.

00:37:48.280 I don't know if you ever had a cool lot of incredible, right?

00:37:50.880 And I'm going, I want a cool lot of, why is this?

00:37:52.460 And they're looking at me and they're not even saying anything.

00:37:54.480 They're just staring at me from behind.

00:37:55.800 And I was like, yo, they are like, really?

00:37:57.940 So what I did was I called them and I said, Hey, this is such and such from the corporate

00:38:06.400 offices of Dunkin' Donuts.

00:38:08.220 It's been brought to my attention that, that the doors are locked and we're getting customer

00:38:14.360 complaints.

00:38:14.880 And they had a totally legitimate reason for the doors being locked.

00:38:18.700 They were doing something like construction wise.

00:38:20.800 And I said, I don't care what's going on.

00:38:23.720 Our operations, our hours of operations are posted clearly on your door and on our website.

00:38:29.300 You will open that door and they opened the door and I got my cool lot of, bro.

00:38:33.440 That's fucking psychotic.

00:38:35.540 And when you're, when you order the cool lot, you're like, let me go to cool lot.

00:38:38.940 Did you change your voice at least?

00:38:40.020 No, I don't even remember what I said.

00:38:40.980 I just know, like I sat down in that bitch too.

00:38:43.100 I didn't leave.

00:38:43.700 Like I got my cool lot.

00:38:44.600 I sat down.

00:38:45.420 Like I enjoyed the whole thing.

00:38:46.660 Other customers came in after that.

00:38:48.420 I could tell that the employees were freaking out.

00:38:50.180 You fucked up their whole day.

00:38:50.960 I fucked everything up, bro.

00:38:52.180 Like I don't care.

00:38:52.900 I, you know, I, I did a lot of that stuff.

00:38:55.120 Like I, I, I think I said it on a Twitter not long ago.

00:38:58.720 I spent like a good couple of weeks, I think, uh, calling out of work at a target that was

00:39:04.160 local to me.

00:39:04.780 I've never worked at target in my life.

00:39:06.120 Dog, you know what?

00:39:06.800 I'm going to call.

00:39:07.820 Okay.

00:39:08.560 I buy, I buy like a slurpee sometimes every couple of days.

00:39:12.240 Um, yeah, every episode, apparently.

00:39:14.180 Well, now the last two episodes I've been drinking slurpees.

00:39:16.520 I got to stop, but I get diabetes and shut up.

00:39:18.900 So I, I, I got, I go to this 7-Eleven near me and they fucking, the Coke slurpee is always

00:39:26.260 watery, always watery.

00:39:28.160 And I go there specifically for this.

00:39:30.360 I put the cap on the lid and then I go, let's see.

00:39:33.580 And it comes out like water.

00:39:35.120 And I was like, what the fuck?

00:39:37.260 So I have to drive to another seven.

00:39:38.640 I'm this crazy.

00:39:39.320 I go to another 7-Eleven to literally get the slurpee that I want.

00:39:42.600 It's just a regular Coke slurpee.

00:39:44.000 I get it from anywhere, but I want it from 7-Eleven.

00:39:46.420 And their shit works.

00:39:47.060 You know what you do?

00:39:47.600 I should call them and threaten them.

00:39:49.580 Yeah.

00:39:49.900 What you should do is say that you are, uh, from the corporate offices and that the amount

00:39:56.340 of complaints you've gotten about watery, uh, you know, a lot of, a lot is, uh, you say,

00:40:03.580 Hey, at this point, we've reached a point of diminishing returns.

00:40:07.720 Shut the machine down.

00:40:09.360 Stop selling it.

00:40:10.360 You're no longer that we can't, the, the point of complaints versus income from the

00:40:16.300 machine, the complaints are outweighing it.

00:40:18.800 Shut the machine down.

00:40:19.660 We are losing in Lady Lake.

00:40:22.260 Do you understand?

00:40:23.460 Yes, exactly.

00:40:24.920 That's it.

00:40:25.480 And tell them to shut the machine down and call a tech out and have them repair it.

00:40:29.660 And you are to not sell a single one until the machine is repaired.

00:40:34.240 And then they'll start to go, shit, we need to start making money on this fucking Coca-Cola.

00:40:37.140 And I used to do shit like that.

00:40:39.000 I remember I used to get mad when I was a kid.

00:40:41.560 I don't know what this episode is turning into.

00:40:43.360 This lady, I don't know what this is, but this lady, every time I go in, I literally walk

00:40:47.700 in, I walk to the back.

00:40:49.380 I, and if there's nothing there, I look, I walk right the fuck out and they say, hi,

00:40:52.680 every time you come in, it's just me.

00:40:54.400 They go, hi.

00:40:55.440 And then when I'm walking out, I just go.

00:40:57.580 And I walk out.

00:40:58.180 I like how nasty a 7-Eleven is.

00:41:00.360 Like they're so gross typically, except for like the new updated ones, but universally they have

00:41:04.620 to say hello to you when you walk in.

00:41:05.980 Like that's what they really care about.

00:41:07.800 Not fixing the fucking Coca-Cola machine, but saying hello to you every single time you

00:41:12.880 walk in.

00:41:13.420 There's times where it's like almost inappropriate for them to say hello.

00:41:16.820 Like they're on the other side of the store in the corner.

00:41:18.800 I can't even identify where the voice is coming from.

00:41:21.200 I just hear like, hello.

00:41:22.660 I'm like, what are you doing?

00:41:23.080 They lose their Slurpee license.

00:41:24.820 That's it.

00:41:25.340 You lose your Slurpee license.

00:41:26.520 But when I was a kid, this is fucked up though.

00:41:29.420 When I was a kid, I got mad because we had two local parks, but the one that I loved dearly

00:41:34.920 didn't get updated while the other one did.

00:41:37.300 And they got new bathrooms, new playground set, all that stuff.

00:41:40.320 Now in hindsight, it probably was just a matter of time until mine did, right?

00:41:43.620 They just had to do like one first.

00:41:45.120 And so what I did was I was like, I'm going to force their hand.

00:41:50.200 I want new toilets.

00:41:52.680 I want new urinals.

00:41:53.640 I want a new water fountain.

00:41:55.720 So first I took a fallen tree branch and I bashed the water fountain off the wall of

00:42:03.460 the bathroom.

00:42:04.240 You know how they're typically on the outside.

00:42:05.820 I bashed it off.

00:42:07.100 Psychotic.

00:42:07.560 And then I felt the energy from this.

00:42:09.940 I was like, ah!

00:42:11.260 So I found a master lock and I took my...

00:42:15.120 Sock off and I put the master lock in the sock and then I went in and just smashed all

00:42:20.480 the toilet sinks and urinals.

00:42:22.180 I just destroyed them like some sort of fucking...

00:42:25.320 Dude, I did a lot of breaking stuff when I was a kid.

00:42:28.640 A lot of breaking stuff.

00:42:30.460 Yeah, I know where you're going with this.

00:42:32.120 If there's a drop down in a second, is that what you're doing?

00:42:34.840 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:42:35.560 I'm trying to find it.

00:42:36.460 Yeah, dude.

00:42:37.400 Yeah, it's bad.

00:42:38.400 It's bad behavior.

00:42:39.380 I had like probably some demons in me, but yeah, we did get new bathroom.

00:42:45.120 But we didn't get a new water fountain.

00:42:48.920 And that really bummed me out because I was like the hero of the park for a minute until

00:42:52.400 everyone was like, when are we going to get our water fountain?

00:42:54.460 It's hot out here, Dave.

00:42:56.300 It's hot.

00:42:56.880 It's fucking pushing 100 degrees out here.

00:42:59.680 Yeah.

00:43:00.000 And yeah, well, like I've heard that you can drink from the toilet.

00:43:02.420 That's how clean they are.

00:43:04.100 So, but yeah, I used to do a lot of that stuff, man.

00:43:11.780 Hold on.

00:43:12.740 That's weird.

00:43:13.360 I had to mute you, David.

00:43:17.580 I don't know if the people heard that.

00:43:18.920 That was, it's just buzzing.

00:43:21.380 It's buzzing again, like the same thing that happened last time.

00:43:25.320 Yeah.

00:43:27.200 Yeah.

00:43:29.620 Did you guys hear that?

00:43:31.260 Did you guys hear the buzzing?

00:43:32.320 It was crazy.

00:43:33.240 I don't know why we're having so much technical difficulties right now.

00:43:37.000 Yeah.

00:43:37.440 All right.

00:43:37.720 They heard it.

00:43:38.240 You got to log out and log back in.

00:43:40.420 Let's see.

00:43:41.280 Nope.

00:43:41.480 You're all fucked up.

00:43:42.240 You're still buzzing again.

00:43:43.900 Electric buzzing.

00:43:44.600 You know what that, guys, he's just talking about his own demons.

00:43:48.740 Yeah, he left.

00:43:49.620 He's talking about his own demons.

00:43:50.960 And then we heard the buzzing.

00:43:52.340 He said he went to an outside water fountain and smashed it off.

00:44:00.800 Let's see, David.

00:44:01.820 Can we hear you?

00:44:02.300 Is it back?

00:44:02.560 Is it still buzzing?

00:44:03.200 It's better now.

00:44:03.880 We're just talking about your demons.

00:44:05.200 He smashed it, this water fountain, with a branch?

00:44:08.800 I don't understand how big it was.

00:44:09.640 With a branch.

00:44:10.080 It was after a storm, and a tree had relinquished a branch.

00:44:14.320 And I fucking, it was a big branch.

00:44:15.980 It was like, you know, a solid, solid branch.

00:44:17.900 And it took a lot to lift.

00:44:19.560 And I smashed it, and we never got it back.

00:44:21.960 But when I was homeless.

00:44:23.480 I don't think it's a coincidence that, like, you're telling that story, and then we hear

00:44:26.460 the electrical buzzing sound.

00:44:28.180 It's the demons.

00:44:28.800 Oh, my God.

00:44:29.920 This is a, what's his name?

00:44:32.520 Jerry Marzinski situation.

00:44:34.780 Yep.

00:44:35.220 They're coming out of you, bro.

00:44:36.380 I hope that it's not, because I just got a new setup.

00:44:38.520 I hope it's the eclipse or something, and not this.

00:44:41.080 I have to troubleshoot.

00:44:43.200 Although, I say that like I'm a professional, and I know what that means.

00:44:46.540 Wires are plugged in.

00:44:47.940 Just tug the wires.

00:44:49.520 That's it.

00:44:50.060 I'm like, oh, things are troubleshot.

00:44:52.400 So, when I was homeless, I used to cause a lot of debauchery.

00:44:55.500 I used to do a lot of breaking into cars at like, you know, 2, 3 in the morning, and

00:45:01.320 I would take, I don't even know if there's stuff I should say on here.

00:45:04.620 I don't know if this, what the statute of limitations is.

00:45:06.640 It's been a long time, but it sounds like connecting a guitar thing.

00:45:10.460 I don't know.

00:45:10.860 Maybe it is the, like, cable.

00:45:11.740 If your guitar is not plugged all the way in, maybe, yeah, check your connections.

00:45:15.320 That's what it sounds like, where it's like buzzing.

00:45:17.480 Like, it's just in the, it's fine.

00:45:20.360 Leave it alone.

00:45:20.840 Don't do anything.

00:45:22.520 Don't do anything.

00:45:23.300 We don't want.

00:45:23.600 So, one night in particular, during my homeless escapades, I climbed a Dunkin' Donuts.

00:45:33.460 And once on top of the Dunkin' Donuts, I'm like looking for, you know, what's my angle?

00:45:38.060 What chaos do we cause, right?

00:45:40.100 And I go on to the cooler, because, you know, there's a big silver cooler unit where they

00:45:43.260 keep all their dairy.

00:45:45.300 And really, typically, what I used to do is I would pull a bag of donuts or bagels out

00:45:52.160 of the dumpster, and I would eat them.

00:45:54.200 I would eat dumpster bagels.

00:45:56.180 And the bagels were better, because you can only eat so many donuts before you get nauseous.

00:46:02.560 Right?

00:46:02.800 So, bagels were the shit.

00:46:04.260 You can have them in the morning.

00:46:05.860 Yeah, pro tip.

00:46:06.440 Until they started dumping coffee grinds in there to discourage me from stealing them.

00:46:12.520 So, this is probably one of those nights where I opened it up, and I was like, coffee grinds?

00:46:16.280 Ah!

00:46:17.400 And so, I climbed on top of the cooler, and I kicked in their exhaust fan, which was big

00:46:24.780 enough for a body to fit through.

00:46:26.760 So, I stomp it in, and I drop into the cooler.

00:46:29.740 And now, I'm just in a cold room full of milk.

00:46:33.780 So, you know, you could go, I guess I should leave.

00:46:38.060 This isn't the donut room.

00:46:39.120 But instead, I just chug a bunch of milk, and then just start smashing and dumping all

00:46:43.280 their milk out all over the floor.

00:46:45.320 Right?

00:46:46.180 And I, oh, I remember their bathrooms on the side.

00:46:51.220 They had outside bathrooms, because it was a Dunkin' Donuts gas station.

00:46:54.160 Sorry, I'm writing that down.

00:46:55.360 Dunkin' Dumpsters.

00:46:56.420 That'll probably be a t-shirt.

00:46:58.120 Dunkin' Dumpsters, not bad.

00:46:58.540 That's pretty good.

00:46:58.840 Yeah.

00:46:58.980 Uh, I actually ripped their, you know the door handles?

00:47:03.580 They're not a doorknob.

00:47:04.460 They look like an L.

00:47:06.040 Yeah.

00:47:06.740 You can get a lot of leverage on those things.

00:47:08.320 You ever feel like, man, I could just break this off?

00:47:10.080 So, I did.

00:47:10.640 I just ripped it off, and ripped their bathroom doors open, and then fucked up their bathrooms,

00:47:14.660 too.

00:47:15.180 And then I leave, and...

00:47:17.660 Yo, dude, that was some demon shit, man.

00:47:19.800 You realize that, right?

00:47:21.720 Do you still have that in you?

00:47:22.960 Do you still feel like you should do that?

00:47:25.660 Um, no.

00:47:27.380 Well, mostly I just have, like, the urge to climb things.

00:47:29.840 That's mostly what happens.

00:47:30.980 I'm like, I gotta fucking...

00:47:31.820 I look at a thing, and I'm like, I gotta climb that.

00:47:33.580 I don't know what that is.

00:47:34.440 That's a, like, a weird demon.

00:47:36.160 He's, like, not necessarily a bad guy.

00:47:37.980 He's just like, gotta climb that shit, dude.

00:47:39.800 He's gotten, like, gotten rid of, like, most of the demons, but there was, like, one retarded

00:47:43.440 one in the corner.

00:47:44.200 He's like, gotta climb it.

00:47:45.140 Gotta climb it.

00:47:45.980 Gotta climb it.

00:47:46.600 Gotta climb it, dude.

00:47:47.700 He's like, we missed that one.

00:47:49.680 He was all right.

00:47:50.400 He wasn't that bad.

00:47:51.620 Yeah, Doomsday Cracker said, retarded parkour.

00:47:54.040 That was very much everything that I was doing was retarded parkour.

00:47:57.060 And so, I get off this McDonald's, and I start...

00:47:59.480 I mean, I'm sorry, this Dunkin' Donuts, and I start walking back to where I came from,

00:48:03.640 which was an abandoned house.

00:48:04.700 And I come across a construction site, and now I'm just, like, looking at construction

00:48:09.760 vehicles, and I'm grabbing rebar, and I'm driving the rebar through the windshields

00:48:15.760 and through the, um, the, what do you call it?

00:48:19.400 The radiators of the vehicles, right?

00:48:21.720 So, all the coolant is falling out, because I'm puncturing them with rebar, and I'm fucking,

00:48:27.520 oh, I'm just having a good time.

00:48:29.340 Having a good time.

00:48:30.820 Having a good time.

00:48:31.980 And then, the police, I can hear them, the sirens are coming, because, you know, I probably

00:48:37.520 tripped some alarms or something in Dunkin' Donuts, and I've managed to exist for retarded

00:48:42.660 parkour.

00:48:43.200 Pull that up.

00:48:43.580 What is happening here?

00:48:45.960 Oh, shit.

00:48:48.360 This is David.

00:48:49.440 That is 100% me.

00:48:50.700 I used to do parkour, by the way.

00:48:52.740 Like, I used to do parkour.

00:48:55.560 Damn.

00:48:56.380 Crush that shit.

00:48:57.780 You know that one guy?

00:49:00.260 Who's the...

00:49:01.980 Parkour guy with Down Syndrome that I really love.

00:49:03.660 I was trying to find him.

00:49:04.720 The fat dude.

00:49:05.440 Yeah, I can't find him.

00:49:06.320 I don't know how to find him.

00:49:07.460 But apparently, I wrote in parkour Down Syndrome.

00:49:10.320 There's a lot of Down Syndrome people just fucking crushing it in parkour.

00:49:13.820 Yeah, we love parkour.

00:49:15.800 I didn't realize they loved it that much.

00:49:17.480 Like, they love John Cena and parkour.

00:49:19.680 And you know what?

00:49:20.240 Fuck yeah, dude.

00:49:21.620 Exactly.

00:49:22.060 It makes sense.

00:49:22.840 It does fuck...

00:49:23.580 Like, John Cena came out in WrestleMania yesterday.

00:49:25.540 I don't know if you saw it.

00:49:26.400 And I was like, fuck yeah.

00:49:28.060 Like, why not?

00:49:29.220 Like, that was cool.

00:49:29.940 No, I didn't even know it was happening.

00:49:31.100 I didn't know.

00:49:31.620 You didn't tell me.

00:49:32.720 I just got a picture.

00:49:34.420 You showed me your kids were watching WrestleMania.

00:49:36.780 And I was like, oh, I didn't know fucking WrestleMania was happening.

00:49:39.680 I haven't watched a WrestleMania.

00:49:40.760 Actually, I was always...

00:49:42.320 My mom never bought like a single one.

00:49:44.240 So honestly, even though I used to be a big fan, I never got to see a single WrestleMania live.

00:49:48.560 Which is just what led me.

00:49:49.720 This is all fake shit.

00:49:50.080 That's why I was fucking destroying Dunkin' Donuts.

00:49:53.700 Because my mom just wouldn't buy me WrestleMania pay-per-views.

00:49:57.420 I wanted to see the wet t-shirt contest.

00:49:59.900 That was the shit when I was a kid.

00:50:01.380 Never got to see that.

00:50:03.020 I used to hate coming to school.

00:50:04.200 My friends would be like, did you see Trish Stratus' titties?

00:50:07.500 No.

00:50:09.440 Damn.

00:50:09.960 That makes me so sad.

00:50:11.520 So sad for you inside.

00:50:13.220 It's expensive.

00:50:14.920 WrestleMania was like fucking $90.

00:50:17.300 Yeah.

00:50:17.780 Now everyone...

00:50:18.620 Now you can steal it more readily.

00:50:20.400 Which is good.

00:50:21.160 But yeah, the pay...

00:50:21.720 I forgot about the pay-per-view shit.

00:50:23.400 Yeah.

00:50:23.740 My uncle would watch it.

00:50:24.580 It used to be expensive.

00:50:25.400 He'd record it on VHS and then hand it off to me like the next day.

00:50:28.820 And I'd watch it the next day.

00:50:30.400 Oh, that's cool.

00:50:31.520 Yeah.

00:50:31.780 Because he was...

00:50:32.680 That was his shit.

00:50:33.380 He loved wrestling.

00:50:34.060 So that was my hookup.

00:50:34.980 Yeah, man.

00:50:35.620 The world is very different now.

00:50:37.560 Right?

00:50:37.860 When you think about it.

00:50:38.960 Your son has access to whatever.

00:50:40.700 We had to like...

00:50:41.860 To watch WrestleMania was like...

00:50:43.460 I had to do some shit.

00:50:45.260 I don't give my son...

00:50:47.260 He doesn't have access to anything.

00:50:49.040 Like, I just don't...

00:50:50.440 He was on YouTube.

00:50:53.020 I think I told you about this.

00:50:55.880 So...

00:50:56.060 So...

00:50:57.260 We gave him YouTube for a little bit.

00:50:59.540 And we said...

00:51:00.800 You can only watch one thing.

00:51:02.680 And it's...

00:51:03.920 Legend of Zelda.

00:51:05.360 Tears of the Kingdom.

00:51:07.540 Playthroughs.

00:51:08.340 You know?

00:51:09.340 And because he's a big fan of...

00:51:11.420 Legend of Zelda.

00:51:12.040 Tears of the Kingdom.

00:51:13.040 It's a great game.

00:51:13.680 I haven't really played it.

00:51:14.460 But I've seen him play.

00:51:15.180 It looks great.

00:51:15.760 I know I played a little Breath of the Wild.

00:51:17.640 Great games.

00:51:20.140 And...

00:51:20.620 There's a main bad guy.

00:51:22.280 In the Legend of Zelda series.

00:51:23.740 His name is Ganon.

00:51:25.620 And...

00:51:26.340 One day...

00:51:28.160 I walk into...

00:51:30.420 The living room.

00:51:31.600 And he's playing his game.

00:51:33.340 And he goes...

00:51:35.700 Uh...

00:51:37.280 I'm almost there, Dad.

00:51:39.640 And I was like...

00:51:40.640 Where?

00:51:41.660 And he goes...

00:51:42.540 I'm almost to the final fight.

00:51:45.720 With Daddy Dill.

00:51:48.360 Yeah.

00:51:49.720 And...

00:51:50.320 My son is fucking eight, dude.

00:51:53.700 And I looked at him.

00:51:56.200 And I...

00:51:57.080 Turned...

00:51:57.760 I walked...

00:51:59.200 Without saying a word.

00:52:00.480 I walked into...

00:52:01.940 The bedroom.

00:52:02.840 I looked at my wife.

00:52:03.500 And I said...

00:52:04.360 No more fucking YouTube.

00:52:06.920 It's done.

00:52:08.620 And then I walked back over there.

00:52:10.260 And he's like...

00:52:10.760 Wait, what?

00:52:11.340 And I said...

00:52:12.040 Hey, look, dude.

00:52:13.420 You're not in trouble.

00:52:14.960 It's not your fault.

00:52:16.380 But if you knew...

00:52:17.960 What you were saying...

00:52:19.580 You'd be mortified.

00:52:21.820 And now...

00:52:22.140 And then...

00:52:22.460 And then that was the end of it.

00:52:23.400 We never...

00:52:24.640 We haven't visited YouTube since.

00:52:26.340 But like...

00:52:26.820 Damn, dude.

00:52:28.180 Daddy Dill.

00:52:29.120 Like...

00:52:30.000 I was crushed.

00:52:31.420 That shit is probably...

00:52:32.420 Monetized like a motherfucker, too.

00:52:34.220 Like...

00:52:34.580 Oh, yeah.

00:52:34.920 Listen, this show shouldn't be monetized on YouTube.

00:52:38.340 Or like...

00:52:38.820 I don't expect it to be pushed.

00:52:40.740 That show definitely has a favorable algorithm.

00:52:43.980 And they've probably been calling him Daddy Dill.

00:52:46.740 The entire...

00:52:47.320 I imagine it's not just one...

00:52:49.200 It's an entire playthrough.

00:52:51.080 It's an entire playthrough, so...

00:52:53.360 Dog, that's like 24 hours of playing.

00:52:55.380 It's a lot of episodes.

00:52:56.560 Yeah.

00:52:57.180 And that becomes like a joke.

00:52:59.060 Like a running joke, right?

00:53:01.240 But imagine how many other gay jokes are in there that...

00:53:04.380 Like...

00:53:04.940 We're not gonna...

00:53:05.660 I'm not like parsing through their shit.

00:53:07.820 And that's allowed in...

00:53:08.600 Somebody said in the chat...

00:53:10.280 Sick of the Hellies said...

00:53:12.520 And you never explained it to him.

00:53:14.000 It just felt a little bit rough to explain that that meant...

00:53:18.280 Dad, I'd like to fuck.

00:53:20.140 Because then I'd have to explain what that even means.

00:53:24.380 And we're not doing that, dude.

00:53:27.340 We're just not doing that.

00:53:28.480 One day when he's older, I'm gonna turn to him and I'm gonna say...

00:53:32.480 Hey, remember when you said Daddy Dilf?

00:53:34.540 And he's gonna be like...

00:53:35.460 And he's gonna be mortified.

00:53:37.740 And I'm gonna dunk on him and laugh at him.

00:53:39.680 And that's gonna be fun.

00:53:40.900 But right now, dude...

00:53:42.000 Like...

00:53:42.980 It was...

00:53:43.820 It took a lot of...

00:53:45.040 I had a lot of mixed emotions.

00:53:46.920 As you might imagine, right?

00:53:48.120 Because I'm like...

00:53:49.200 I'm mad.

00:53:49.980 Where do I direct this mad?

00:53:52.000 Well, I can't direct it at anybody.

00:53:53.760 I can be mad at myself for allowing him to watch YouTube.

00:53:57.280 That's pretty much it.

00:53:58.220 And then otherwise, like, he doesn't know.

00:54:01.800 He's just saying shit.

00:54:03.320 And, you know, it is what it is.

00:54:05.740 He heard something.

00:54:06.540 He thought it was funny.

00:54:07.300 It's a silly word.

00:54:08.080 He doesn't know what it means.

00:54:09.000 I already had to tell him, hey, stop yelling cock.

00:54:12.160 Because it doesn't mean caca.

00:54:15.120 Cock!

00:54:15.840 Yeah.

00:54:16.600 It doesn't mean caca.

00:54:19.100 And so...

00:54:20.140 And then he's like, how does that mean penis?

00:54:21.660 And I'm like, fucking...

00:54:22.800 You know, it's weird, man.

00:54:24.320 Here's a question.

00:54:24.860 Here's a question for you.

00:54:25.260 Would you rather your son...

00:54:26.860 You have to let him watch one or the other?

00:54:30.520 YouTube?

00:54:31.640 Or the name of that cartoon that you told me to stay away from?

00:54:37.000 The Jehovah's Witness cartoon.

00:54:38.860 Oh.

00:54:40.080 Caleb and...

00:54:41.560 I forget what the hell it is.

00:54:42.900 Caleb and...

00:54:43.880 I would much rather him watch YouTube.

00:54:47.700 Because...

00:54:47.820 Wow.

00:54:49.060 Yeah.

00:54:49.500 Because Caleb and whatever it is,

00:54:51.560 is just like...

00:54:53.300 Sort of...

00:54:55.440 Brainwashing indoctrination into a cult.

00:54:59.800 Where...

00:55:00.240 Like, YouTube...

00:55:02.740 I guess with YouTube...

00:55:04.560 I can dismiss it with ridicule and humor.

00:55:08.640 Like, I can wrap him on jokes and be like,

00:55:10.500 look at how fucking stupid this shit is.

00:55:12.120 And like, start to explain it to him.

00:55:13.660 But with that, I have to take a much more serious,

00:55:16.260 nuanced...

00:55:16.560 Explanation of like,

00:55:18.800 why this sounds like they're talking about God,

00:55:22.200 but this is inherently a cult.

00:55:25.020 And also...

00:55:26.280 One...

00:55:26.900 Well, it's hard, right?

00:55:27.760 Because...

00:55:28.560 If he goes the path of a witness,

00:55:30.740 he may decide to...

00:55:33.220 Sort of...

00:55:35.020 Not disown us.

00:55:36.180 Is disown the proper terminology?

00:55:37.980 Where they like...

00:55:38.500 They no longer talk to you.

00:55:39.500 They cut you off forever.

00:55:40.960 Is that better than him cutting off his dick?

00:55:43.020 Because...

00:55:44.180 Because I swear to God,

00:55:45.020 that's where like, YouTube leads them.

00:55:46.460 You know what I mean?

00:55:46.860 Well, I think...

00:55:47.560 You're in a special...

00:55:48.840 You're in a special place where you could

00:55:50.600 verbally explain to him

00:55:52.860 and then make it cool.

00:55:54.140 This is kind of what we're doing here, right?

00:55:55.900 Like, people are listening to us

00:55:57.380 because they like

00:55:58.080 how we explain shit, I guess.

00:56:00.600 I don't fucking know why they listen.

00:56:02.380 But like, if I can't...

00:56:03.520 If I can't persuade my kids

00:56:05.240 in the way that I can persuade,

00:56:07.320 you know,

00:56:08.280 random people online to watch me.

00:56:10.120 If I can't persuade my kids

00:56:11.160 to hear my point

00:56:12.460 and kind of like turn them,

00:56:14.540 that's on me.

00:56:15.460 Like, I haven't prepared well enough.

00:56:17.000 So yeah,

00:56:17.720 your kids are going to run into that shit.

00:56:19.000 But when you're battling against...

00:56:21.380 Because it's a weird one, right?

00:56:23.020 It's like a funny mirror God

00:56:24.460 or Jesus and God

00:56:27.400 that they've put up

00:56:28.740 within the confines of Christianity

00:56:30.460 and everyone's just kind of like,

00:56:31.720 yeah, that's fine.

00:56:32.900 Like, they literally have a cult here

00:56:34.560 in our name.

00:56:35.740 And we...

00:56:36.340 Back in the day,

00:56:36.960 they probably would have cut their heads off.

00:56:38.560 It probably would have been

00:56:39.360 an entire Christian movement

00:56:40.720 to stop that.

00:56:43.100 Yeah.

00:56:43.580 I mean,

00:56:44.320 it's hard to even understand

00:56:48.300 what it is that they believe

00:56:50.100 and where the nuances vary,

00:56:53.660 where they misstep.

00:56:55.540 I just know that

00:56:56.620 it's like this unholy marriage

00:56:59.000 of like, you know,

00:57:01.460 religion and like Kirby vacuum sales,

00:57:04.220 like door-to-door knife sales.

00:57:05.460 And that is a very weird model.

00:57:09.060 And then this whole like extremism

00:57:10.680 of anybody who is of the world,

00:57:13.360 you have to cast them out of your life.

00:57:14.840 That shit is like too much.

00:57:16.100 It also misses...

00:57:16.900 It misses like the big part of it.

00:57:19.060 Like what we talk about here

00:57:20.540 is Christianity,

00:57:22.020 but like the big part of it,

00:57:23.780 the spirituality part of Christianity,

00:57:26.180 all the shit that they're doing,

00:57:27.860 I'm pointing at my neighbor's house,

00:57:29.400 all that shit is like fluff.

00:57:32.100 And then your kid will,

00:57:33.760 you know,

00:57:33.980 forget about the social aspects of it.

00:57:36.040 Like this person just said here,

00:57:38.060 Deacon said,

00:57:38.840 it will sour the children

00:57:40.760 to the real gospel.

00:57:42.020 Yes.

00:57:42.360 To what's really going on.

00:57:43.860 In a way,

00:57:44.360 that's like when they say

00:57:46.960 blasphemy is one of the most unforgivable,

00:57:49.220 is an unforgivable sin.

00:57:51.480 I guess I've heard,

00:57:52.100 I think someone came here and said that

00:57:53.380 it's for angels,

00:57:54.180 it's not for people.

00:57:56.600 And possibly,

00:57:57.640 but you see why it is

00:57:58.920 because it's like,

00:58:00.120 that's almost blasphemous in a way

00:58:01.620 because you've taken something

00:58:02.880 that people are supposed to use

00:58:04.440 to guide them into spiritual warfare

00:58:06.860 and survive this realm.

00:58:09.260 You've taken and you've twisted it,

00:58:11.680 turned it into some kind of a cult.

00:58:14.220 Something that repels them.

00:58:16.040 Yeah.

00:58:16.460 But it focuses on like the weird,

00:58:19.500 like half of it is like pushing people away

00:58:21.980 or trying to recruit.

00:58:23.640 And when are you learning about

00:58:25.520 like how you should guard yourself?

00:58:27.860 You're guarding yourself against other people.

00:58:29.820 I mean,

00:58:30.960 I get,

00:58:31.700 I understand in a sense,

00:58:33.260 but like,

00:58:33.680 dude,

00:58:33.940 there's a lot more at play here

00:58:35.900 and you're doing your church a disservice.

00:58:39.880 Yeah.

00:58:40.280 And they do a lot of,

00:58:42.340 they use end times

00:58:45.120 as sort of a bludgeon

00:58:48.120 to keep you in a state of fear.

00:58:51.460 They're constantly doing things

00:58:53.160 when they have these big meetings.

00:58:54.900 They go to,

00:58:56.000 what would you call them?

00:58:59.260 In,

00:58:59.860 in,

00:59:00.260 they go to stadiums.

00:59:01.560 Yo,

00:59:01.620 are they going crazy right now?

00:59:03.900 Like they must be,

00:59:05.340 like internally,

00:59:06.680 it must be like code red.

00:59:07.940 You go into the church

00:59:08.760 and it's like,

00:59:09.220 they have a little red flag put up.

00:59:10.680 They're like,

00:59:10.840 people were in an emergency.

00:59:12.460 What do you think,

00:59:13.400 what do you think we're doing here?

00:59:15.340 Because this is,

00:59:17.280 it's not a,

00:59:18.140 great question.

00:59:19.260 Like Nephilim,

00:59:20.360 Nephilim America is one thing.

00:59:22.840 Nephilim Death Squad

00:59:23.620 is the flagship thing.

00:59:25.220 It's bringing people closer to God,

00:59:27.180 which I'm,

00:59:28.080 I couldn't be happier

00:59:29.220 if that's what is the end result

00:59:31.620 of that show.

00:59:32.720 And it's through the Christian lens,

00:59:35.320 but it's not strictly Christianity

00:59:39.080 in the way that you would expect

00:59:41.220 to experience at a church.

00:59:43.100 But for some people,

00:59:44.740 it's more effective

00:59:45.760 at bringing them to God

00:59:47.420 than the churches.

00:59:48.080 So is this like,

00:59:49.380 are we doing like Christian extremism?

00:59:51.400 If this is an addendum to church

00:59:54.100 or whatever church should be,

00:59:56.360 this is like a,

00:59:57.740 it's not quite that,

00:59:59.760 but it's a TV show about it.

01:00:03.180 Like, right, right.

01:00:04.820 Yeah.

01:00:05.100 And it's like,

01:00:05.980 it's culture about it,

01:00:07.380 but it's turned up to 11,

01:00:09.600 you know,

01:00:09.920 and sometimes it touches the rails

01:00:11.720 of like edgy stuff.

01:00:12.940 But in the end,

01:00:13.780 it's kind of like,

01:00:14.380 yeah, no,

01:00:14.800 that's what it is.

01:00:15.440 We're just doing this weird,

01:00:16.560 we're doing this weird thing on it.

01:00:18.800 And we're glad that it's entertaining to people

01:00:20.720 and people are asking questions,

01:00:21.900 but dig a little deeper.

01:00:24.180 There's probably a nice place for you

01:00:25.940 that, you know,

01:00:27.540 actually this isn't church

01:00:28.740 is what I'm saying.

01:00:29.380 This is not church.

01:00:29.920 We actually spoke today on the phone

01:00:31.480 about getting Ed Mabry

01:00:33.480 in the Telegram chat.

01:00:35.180 One second.

01:00:35.760 Oh, that'd be cool.

01:00:36.500 I wonder if he'd be interested in that.

01:00:37.860 Just grifting.

01:00:39.600 Getting Ed Mabry

01:00:40.440 into the Telegram chat

01:00:41.780 and he'll,

01:00:43.760 you know,

01:00:44.920 go in there

01:00:45.620 and,

01:00:46.920 I don't know,

01:00:47.920 maybe we could start

01:00:48.680 some kind of a church service

01:00:49.920 like every,

01:00:51.060 whenever,

01:00:51.580 once a month or whatever,

01:00:52.520 like a live Zoom thing.

01:00:54.220 So that's the kind of community

01:00:55.420 that we've been building there,

01:00:56.660 but that hasn't taken off yet.

01:00:58.200 But I do want to figure that out

01:00:59.980 because we were like,

01:01:01.020 you know,

01:01:01.720 what is church?

01:01:02.920 What are we doing here on the show?

01:01:04.480 It's not,

01:01:05.140 what we're doing here is not church.

01:01:07.000 Do not be confused.

01:01:09.300 And I don't know that,

01:01:10.540 for some people,

01:01:11.180 church is very important,

01:01:12.720 but we've had the discussion a lot

01:01:15.540 where it's like church for me

01:01:16.540 just kind of doesn't,

01:01:17.380 I am going to church this Sunday

01:01:19.080 because somebody is saying to my wife,

01:01:23.560 hey, come to this church

01:01:24.660 and there's no version where like,

01:01:27.880 I'm not going to go with my family

01:01:29.980 to have this experience.

01:01:31.200 So I'm like,

01:01:31.700 okay, well,

01:01:32.180 if you really want to go,

01:01:33.260 then I'm going to go with you

01:01:34.040 and we'll see what it's all about.

01:01:36.580 But like,

01:01:37.340 I don't know, man.

01:01:38.060 It's just like church to me,

01:01:40.220 whatever this show is,

01:01:41.960 is bringing me much more value

01:01:43.820 and strengthening my relationship with God

01:01:45.860 much more than any church experience ever has.

01:01:49.280 So maybe,

01:01:50.280 you know,

01:01:50.480 different folks,

01:01:51.240 different strokes.

01:01:52.200 I don't know if that's an appropriate term or not,

01:01:53.980 but I don't feel like I need one,

01:01:57.640 but I do see the value in having my,

01:02:00.680 you know,

01:02:01.080 my family attend one,

01:02:03.920 you know,

01:02:04.100 me and my family attend one on a regular basis.

01:02:06.560 So I don't know.

01:02:08.500 I don't know if like,

01:02:09.380 when people say that the church isn't even necessary,

01:02:13.400 that's not what following Christ is,

01:02:16.240 like all that stuff.

01:02:17.040 I'm like,

01:02:17.380 yeah,

01:02:17.580 man,

01:02:17.860 I feel that way too.

01:02:19.780 So it's all very confusing.

01:02:21.680 I feel like what's more important is just like conversations.

01:02:24.340 Here's the tricky part.

01:02:25.280 That is more important.

01:02:26.120 But like,

01:02:27.120 I think what it is,

01:02:28.660 is the reflection on the church today,

01:02:30.720 where I would say,

01:02:32.660 like,

01:02:32.860 I almost said like,

01:02:33.980 yeah,

01:02:34.180 don't even worry about the church.

01:02:35.720 Like that's like,

01:02:36.720 do something else.

01:02:37.540 But we should be like building the church to a place where it was like,

01:02:42.460 whether they're saying here,

01:02:44.380 um,

01:02:45.260 conspiracy talk should be more in churches,

01:02:47.500 uh,

01:02:48.140 might click better with people.

01:02:49.300 Like,

01:02:49.940 yeah,

01:02:50.180 have like a freaking night where people come and they talk about

01:02:53.500 conspiracy,

01:02:54.040 like a little round table sort of thing.

01:02:56.220 And it's crazy.

01:02:57.280 It might get crazy,

01:02:58.120 but it's like,

01:02:58.600 Hey,

01:02:58.780 like,

01:02:59.420 what do we all think about this?

01:03:00.840 You know,

01:03:01.120 like this is a place of community.

01:03:03.580 And then also this is a place of,

01:03:05.520 of church.

01:03:06.380 Like,

01:03:06.920 so actually over the week I said about the fresh and thick.

01:03:10.360 I was like,

01:03:10.900 um,

01:03:11.860 like,

01:03:12.040 why do so many people follow this dude?

01:03:13.520 He just had a,

01:03:14.380 an,

01:03:14.640 I don't know,

01:03:15.020 talking about some abortion or whatever.

01:03:16.400 He's defending his friend and conservatives follow him.

01:03:19.280 Who are like,

01:03:20.200 you know,

01:03:21.180 pro-life.

01:03:22.000 I'm like,

01:03:22.520 why are you following him?

01:03:23.400 And someone,

01:03:24.060 you know,

01:03:24.240 some slick dude in the,

01:03:25.520 in the comments is like,

01:03:26.700 Oh,

01:03:26.960 who should we follow then?

01:03:28.240 You.

01:03:29.180 And I was like,

01:03:30.280 no,

01:03:30.740 you fucking idiot.

01:03:31.680 Follow Jesus Christ.

01:03:33.180 Right.

01:03:33.840 Send tweet.

01:03:34.460 And,

01:03:35.300 and then it's like,

01:03:36.040 you know,

01:03:36.220 no response to that,

01:03:37.200 but it was like,

01:03:37.520 don't follow what we're doing.

01:03:38.820 And also I just,

01:03:40.220 I literally cursed this guy out.

01:03:41.620 And then I told him to follow Jesus Christ.

01:03:44.300 This is not church people.

01:03:45.880 I don't know what this is.

01:03:47.500 I don't know what it is either,

01:03:48.780 but I was on,

01:03:50.120 uh,

01:03:51.220 the system is down with,

01:03:54.260 uh,

01:03:55.000 Dan.

01:03:55.540 What's his last name?

01:03:56.480 Smots with the Z Dan Smots.

01:03:58.340 Check him out.

01:03:59.320 Uh,

01:03:59.820 great show.

01:04:00.580 Really cool guy.

01:04:01.380 Awesome conversation.

01:04:02.420 At some point we got into this idea of faith and,

01:04:06.180 you know,

01:04:07.140 how my,

01:04:08.700 what are my views on it?

01:04:09.920 And,

01:04:10.200 and,

01:04:10.520 and what brings me to God and all this other stuff.

01:04:12.680 And it was like,

01:04:13.940 you know,

01:04:14.480 he's,

01:04:14.800 he came away saying that he was impressed,

01:04:17.400 but specifically with my tempering,

01:04:20.380 everything I say with a level of humility of like,

01:04:22.720 I fucking guys really don't know shit.

01:04:26.340 I'm,

01:04:26.540 I'm kind of,

01:04:27.340 Oh,

01:04:27.460 this is great.

01:04:28.060 Yeah.

01:04:28.240 Yeah.

01:04:28.440 Can we play this?

01:04:29.520 Uh,

01:04:29.640 they can use it as proper leverage over an entire group of people.

01:04:33.980 And,

01:04:34.500 you know,

01:04:35.680 we've lost a lot in the burning of the library of Alexandria.

01:04:38.440 We just had the burning of,

01:04:40.380 uh,

01:04:40.660 I'm really glad that Dan Smots has changed his angle.

01:04:43.600 He had it on.

01:04:44.220 Like,

01:04:44.420 he wasn't looking at you before,

01:04:46.020 but now he's never,

01:04:47.380 I'd like the looking at you thing.

01:04:48.900 Somebody said that there.

01:04:49.900 Oh,

01:04:50.060 donut was like,

01:04:50.680 you should have it on the side.

01:04:51.760 And I'm like,

01:04:52.020 I want to look at the people donut.

01:04:53.720 Yeah,

01:04:54.020 exactly.

01:04:54.320 I was doing that.

01:04:55.660 I was doing it from the side for like a day.

01:04:57.520 And Clint was like,

01:04:58.220 nah,

01:04:58.400 nah,

01:04:58.540 nah,

01:04:58.700 I can't like,

01:04:59.200 I feel like I'm not talking to you.

01:05:00.740 I'm like,

01:05:00.940 you're right.

01:05:01.260 You're right.

01:05:01.580 You have to somewhat be engaged.

01:05:03.720 Ancient texts are lost all the time.

01:05:06.040 The Vatican probably has a library that would disturb a lot of people.

01:05:10.660 If they ever got their hands on half of the content that's in that library.

01:05:14.720 So by the way,

01:05:16.700 people,

01:05:17.100 these are the glasses that he probably should have been wearing as he stared at the eclipse.

01:05:21.440 But I was,

01:05:22.280 I took them off.

01:05:22.860 I specifically put them up on my head.

01:05:24.300 I was like,

01:05:24.520 not doing it.

01:05:25.300 It's,

01:05:25.700 it's a hard time to be somebody who wants to follow God and who wants to have a relationship with the truth.

01:05:33.040 And in order to do that,

01:05:34.560 you have to constantly be aware that you're a fucking idiot.

01:05:37.800 Yeah.

01:05:37.960 And hopefully that guides you.

01:05:40.160 Honestly,

01:05:40.740 I love that.

01:05:41.660 And that is,

01:05:43.080 I mean,

01:05:43.400 that's severely lacking in the faith community of any kind.

01:05:46.680 It's severely lacking in the political community of any kind and even the conspiracy community of any kind.

01:05:51.480 So here,

01:05:52.020 let's do this because,

01:05:53.040 pause it real quick.

01:05:54.540 So,

01:05:55.140 because it's four minutes long,

01:05:55.840 I don't want to lock everybody.

01:05:56.480 It's five minutes long.

01:05:57.100 At one point,

01:05:58.120 he's going to go into this pastor and this pastor is talking about how the eclipse is passing through seven cities named Salem.

01:06:05.580 That's what happened in the past.

01:06:07.020 And in the Bible,

01:06:08.120 it says that Salem means forgiveness or something of that nature,

01:06:11.920 which is interesting.

01:06:13.320 If that's true,

01:06:14.000 like,

01:06:14.180 oh,

01:06:14.320 okay,

01:06:14.560 that's pretty cool.

01:06:15.420 Something to think about.

01:06:16.580 And then he goes,

01:06:17.560 what God is saying.

01:06:20.020 And then he goes on to say what God is saying.

01:06:21.880 And it's like,

01:06:22.200 whoa,

01:06:22.420 what the fuck do you,

01:06:23.240 how do you know,

01:06:24.040 bitch?

01:06:24.860 What are you talking about?

01:06:25.600 What God is saying?

01:06:27.020 So,

01:06:27.720 you know,

01:06:27.960 there's a certain level of conviction and I guess it lends itself to charismatics,

01:06:31.340 right?

01:06:31.480 To speak with conviction is to move people in a certain way.

01:06:34.220 But when you're talking about,

01:06:36.100 you guys should have more people like Ed Mabry on your show who know their Bible.

01:06:40.620 If you write down Ed Mabry,

01:06:42.560 because we haven't,

01:06:44.140 we've been talking about future guests and new guests and like rehashing a guest is like,

01:06:48.540 you know,

01:06:48.840 I don't know,

01:06:49.160 we've done it once or twice.

01:06:50.620 Ed Mabry is a guy that we probably should have had on already again.

01:06:54.300 Because we needed,

01:06:56.120 we needed to go through the entire book of revelation with him.

01:06:58.820 He's a,

01:06:59.160 he's an expert in it.

01:06:59.920 That's a great move.

01:07:01.460 Yeah.

01:07:02.120 That might have to be like,

01:07:03.480 we have no more guests.

01:07:04.820 It's like Ed Mabry every Friday he's coming on.

01:07:07.960 But yeah,

01:07:08.260 we got to book him sooner and later.

01:07:09.960 So here,

01:07:10.700 pull that back up though,

01:07:11.860 that,

01:07:12.160 that video and just go to the end,

01:07:14.880 the last minute.

01:07:15.820 And,

01:07:16.320 and I think this is kind of an essence.

01:07:18.380 Didn't see that.

01:07:19.020 You're right about that.

01:07:19.880 You know?

01:07:20.140 So I don't want to tell people what the truth is.

01:07:24.420 I don't know what the truth is.

01:07:26.240 I,

01:07:26.660 my,

01:07:27.120 my biggest thing in life is to have a relationship with the truth.

01:07:30.220 Like the truth is the most important thing to me.

01:07:32.480 And the idea that I have my finger on it all the time is outlandish dude.

01:07:36.460 Of course I don't.

01:07:37.400 I'm going to be wrong probably because of how strange the world is more often

01:07:42.220 than I am.

01:07:42.900 Right.

01:07:43.100 And I'm going to admit that like it happens.

01:07:45.240 It doesn't hurt me because the truth isn't me.

01:07:48.120 It's my interpretation of reality.

01:07:49.740 And if my interpretation of reality is off because of some indisputable fact,

01:07:53.920 well then it just is dude.

01:07:54.900 But I think that that approach is what is helping people come to God with us.

01:08:03.080 If that makes any sense.

01:08:04.260 It's like me and my co-host,

01:08:05.800 I say like,

01:08:06.620 we're not leading anything.

01:08:07.940 We're taking a walk in the direction of what we think the truth is.

01:08:11.380 And we're amassing people alongside of us.

01:08:13.440 And as we're walking,

01:08:14.180 we're having a conversation with them.

01:08:15.620 You want to go on an adventure?

01:08:16.580 You want to find that nugget of truth?

01:08:17.760 That's where we're going.

01:08:18.820 You're welcome to watch.

01:08:20.780 Hell yeah.

01:08:21.380 That's it.

01:08:21.740 We're going on an adventure.

01:08:22.920 It's just a bunch of retards going on an adventure.

01:08:25.180 And my fan base,

01:08:26.220 by the way,

01:08:26.620 is called dangerous retards.

01:08:27.860 I think that's what is happening here.

01:08:34.480 Dog,

01:08:35.120 we're walking,

01:08:35.840 like we're doing parkour through a field.

01:08:38.100 Like just down syndrome people.

01:08:40.260 And they're like,

01:08:41.220 like as the down syndrome people from the far,

01:08:43.160 so like,

01:08:43.520 oh shit,

01:08:44.400 that looks like fun.

01:08:45.920 And then they start,

01:08:46.940 they're doing gay roles behind us.

01:08:49.560 We're really not getting anywhere,

01:08:51.120 but we're fucking.

01:08:53.080 We're just bringing it back.

01:08:54.340 I think that's it,

01:08:55.100 man.

01:08:55.220 We're having like this sense of adventure,

01:08:56.720 right?

01:08:57.000 Because it's not like no offense to Jay Dyer,

01:09:00.400 right?

01:09:00.620 But you look at that model and it's like,

01:09:02.100 he's fucking out here.

01:09:03.560 Could you say his name with any less contempt?

01:09:06.640 No,

01:09:07.000 no offense to fucking Jay Dyer,

01:09:10.760 right?

01:09:11.160 But he's out here and he's speaking with authority and he's debating

01:09:14.520 everybody.

01:09:15.100 And you go to his channel to like learn something indisputable from a

01:09:19.220 fucking source of factual knowledge and all this other shit.

01:09:22.560 That's fine.

01:09:23.240 And then you come here to go on a fucking adventure,

01:09:27.120 right?

01:09:27.860 Because we don't know where we're going,

01:09:30.080 but we got broad swords and we're retarded and we're totally,

01:09:34.300 we lack the fear that we should have in delving into these subjects.

01:09:38.400 And we're taking you along with us.

01:09:40.680 I think that is honestly,

01:09:42.280 it's like maybe,

01:09:43.740 maybe more so than saying anything profound.

01:09:46.920 We just have a genuine sense of adventure and inquisitiveness about us that

01:09:52.300 like other people also share.

01:09:53.960 They're like,

01:09:54.460 oh yeah,

01:09:54.840 I also want to know shit and I'm tired of people like looking at me like I'm an

01:10:00.140 idiot when I say like,

01:10:01.560 Hey,

01:10:01.740 this is interesting.

01:10:02.560 Can we know about that?

01:10:03.320 Cause if you have a conspiracy theory,

01:10:05.300 you know,

01:10:05.960 think about the type of person where you go,

01:10:07.460 Oh,

01:10:07.600 this,

01:10:07.880 did you hear there's going to be an eclipse on the eighth?

01:10:09.560 And they go,

01:10:10.260 what do you fucking think,

01:10:11.300 dude?

01:10:11.560 You think the world's going to end?

01:10:12.840 You go,

01:10:13.080 okay,

01:10:13.400 well no adventure.

01:10:14.560 Then I guess we're not going to have an adventure.

01:10:15.920 I can't find it.

01:10:16.660 I did a,

01:10:17.180 I did a poll the other day and I just said,

01:10:20.140 Oh,

01:10:20.360 what?

01:10:20.620 I said,

01:10:21.240 what's gayer?

01:10:23.060 Let me write that.

01:10:24.000 Oh,

01:10:24.100 okay.

01:10:24.480 I think I saw this and I,

01:10:25.760 and it was good.

01:10:27.080 Oh,

01:10:27.300 here it is.

01:10:27.920 Yes.

01:10:28.520 Okay.

01:10:29.680 Share the screen.

01:10:31.040 I haven't checked the poll.

01:10:31.980 Okay.

01:10:32.580 What's gayer for two men to do together,

01:10:34.940 sex or debate?

01:10:36.440 And,

01:10:36.740 and 62% said sex out of,

01:10:38.780 there's a thousand and 13 votes on this.

01:10:41.560 Um,

01:10:42.020 let's bookmark it.

01:10:42.700 Whatever.

01:10:43.220 It pulls over.

01:10:43.760 It's pretty substantial.

01:10:45.320 Fucking close.

01:10:46.800 Yeah.

01:10:47.220 Almost 40% say,

01:10:48.620 yo,

01:10:48.820 it's gayer to debate somebody than to actually have sex with them.

01:10:53.160 And I see where they're coming from.

01:10:54.660 It's not ironic.

01:10:56.040 It's like,

01:10:56.940 Hey dude,

01:10:57.540 you want to fucking talk for a while?

01:11:00.800 It's like hip hop beefs.

01:11:02.360 Remember hip hop beefs?

01:11:03.360 Or it's like,

01:11:03.880 yo,

01:11:04.140 you're my mortal enemy.

01:11:05.200 I'm going to write a fucking poem about you,

01:11:06.980 bitch.

01:11:07.480 It's all going to rhyme.

01:11:09.220 Like,

01:11:09.580 what the fuck bro?

01:11:11.300 It is basically argue.

01:11:12.820 It's,

01:11:12.980 it's saying like,

01:11:13.680 you're calling me up and say,

01:11:14.700 Hey,

01:11:14.800 do you want to argue?

01:11:15.800 Like my wife will tell me like it's and rarely,

01:11:18.680 we don't really fight that much,

01:11:19.840 but like sometimes we're like,

01:11:21.160 we need to argue because we're at an impasse,

01:11:24.600 right?

01:11:25.060 We got to argue here.

01:11:26.360 And I'm like,

01:11:26.940 all right,

01:11:27.200 fine.

01:11:27.420 We can argue.

01:11:28.340 I don't want to do it with my own wife.

01:11:30.920 Right.

01:11:31.400 Yeah.

01:11:31.520 But imagine willingly deciding to go argue with some dude.

01:11:38.000 And then it ends in sex.

01:11:39.680 Me and my wife,

01:11:40.480 we make fun of you because you do this thing to your wife.

01:11:45.180 It's very funny.

01:11:46.380 When,

01:11:46.940 when you have a point and you get very passionate,

01:11:49.080 you punch her straight in the fucking teeth.

01:11:52.200 When you,

01:11:53.000 when you have a point and you're like,

01:11:55.400 very like passionate about whatever you're saying,

01:11:58.560 you start going,

01:12:00.080 Christina,

01:12:00.380 Christina,

01:12:00.680 Christina,

01:12:00.980 Christina,

01:12:01.340 Christina,

01:12:01.640 Christina.

01:12:02.680 Like over and over again.

01:12:04.660 I do that.

01:12:05.200 You're so like,

01:12:06.180 Christina,

01:12:06.460 Christina,

01:12:06.780 Christina.

01:12:08.740 I start doing that to my wife.

01:12:10.480 I start going like,

01:12:11.720 like I'll start yelling at her that way.

01:12:14.980 So she can't get like a point in and it's fucking hilarious.

01:12:17.360 But yeah,

01:12:17.840 man,

01:12:18.020 I mean,

01:12:18.220 why would you?

01:12:19.060 Oh yeah,

01:12:19.400 I do that.

01:12:19.980 I do do that to fuck with her.

01:12:21.240 Yeah.

01:12:21.400 It seems like you do it on purpose to fuck with her.

01:12:22.960 It's fucking hilarious,

01:12:24.360 dude.

01:12:24.600 Most of what I,

01:12:25.320 most of what I say to my wife,

01:12:27.760 it's like,

01:12:28.260 I feel like we've said everything to each other at this point.

01:12:30.900 It's been 15 years.

01:12:32.300 Now I figure out ways to aggravate her.

01:12:34.380 So I only speak in ways that kind of like get reactions from her.

01:12:38.560 It's a,

01:12:38.980 so when you see me talking to her,

01:12:40.220 it's not even how I communicate with anybody.

01:12:42.340 It's just,

01:12:42.880 I'm such a retard.

01:12:44.260 That's why it's funny.

01:12:45.320 That's it.

01:12:45.640 I recognize exactly what you do.

01:12:47.060 I do the same shit to my wife.

01:12:48.980 I'm like,

01:12:49.300 that's fucking like,

01:12:50.420 I see the genius in it.

01:12:52.120 A lot of the times what I'll do to my wife,

01:12:54.820 but they love it.

01:12:55.920 They love to.

01:12:56.420 I know they do.

01:12:57.440 I know they do.

01:12:58.460 Yeah.

01:12:58.760 Like my wife will try to like reach for something.

01:13:01.140 Right.

01:13:01.840 And like,

01:13:02.420 let's say here's her hands coming.

01:13:04.140 It's going to grab something.

01:13:05.300 And I'll go like this.

01:13:07.020 Yep.

01:13:08.220 And she just can't.

01:13:09.820 And I'll just fucking.

01:13:11.260 And she's like,

01:13:11.980 and it's the funniest shit.

01:13:14.140 I don't know what it is.

01:13:14.920 I just love to get her right to where she's about to fucking explode.

01:13:18.300 And then I'll overreact and be like,

01:13:20.380 what are you doing?

01:13:21.280 Why are you acting like this?

01:13:22.620 And I'll like,

01:13:23.120 I'll put on my acting hat,

01:13:25.200 you know,

01:13:25.460 like I'll really try to get in character.

01:13:26.800 I love doing that shit,

01:13:27.580 but that's why I recognize it.

01:13:28.540 When you do that,

01:13:29.760 it's like,

01:13:30.440 I don't know why I do this too.

01:13:33.120 And I,

01:13:33.340 and I found this is a really good one.

01:13:34.700 And I don't know why it annoys them the way that it does,

01:13:36.660 but it works really well.

01:13:37.840 You know,

01:13:38.300 she'll wind up for a cough.

01:13:39.340 She'll be like,

01:13:39.700 and right before she coughs,

01:13:41.720 I'll go like,

01:13:42.440 like I'll make like a bunch of noises while she starts coughing.

01:13:46.260 So as she's coughing,

01:13:47.860 I'm screaming.

01:13:49.260 And it's just like the chaos,

01:13:50.960 just fucking like,

01:13:51.880 whoa,

01:13:52.200 like she starts spiraling and she gets so mad.

01:13:55.640 I love the approaches.

01:13:57.020 That's like a more,

01:13:57.840 that's like a performative approach.

01:13:59.420 And I don't do that as much,

01:14:00.680 but like I do tiny little things.

01:14:03.020 And I realized like,

01:14:04.140 I'm not even my own person anymore.

01:14:06.380 I'm just the person that I've created to annoy you.

01:14:09.320 After years,

01:14:10.060 it's almost like,

01:14:11.180 leave me.

01:14:12.080 I dare you.

01:14:12.800 I'm going to make my entire personality about annoying you.

01:14:16.580 Oh my God.

01:14:17.400 You ever see that meme where it's like,

01:14:19.140 um,

01:14:20.320 uh,

01:14:20.740 my husband,

01:14:21.780 trying to like get sexy.

01:14:25.520 Incredibly annoying.

01:14:26.420 Yeah.

01:14:26.820 Yeah.

01:14:27.280 I,

01:14:27.640 I believe a hundred percent to my wife.

01:14:29.720 One of the most annoying people.

01:14:30.820 Yeah.

01:14:31.060 Only,

01:14:31.360 only,

01:14:31.640 only to my wife.

01:14:32.500 Uh,

01:14:32.900 but it's like a,

01:14:33.840 it's like a gorilla,

01:14:34.820 right?

01:14:35.060 And it's like my husband trying to be sexy after 15 years or trying to put the moves on me after 15 years.

01:14:42.040 See my ex husband never played around.

01:14:44.380 Like that's probably why it didn't work out.

01:14:45.700 That's what I'm saying.

01:14:46.340 You got to fucking,

01:14:47.580 you got to insane.

01:14:48.360 You have to drive them insane.

01:14:49.500 But the gorilla is sitting there and it's supposed to be like my husband trying to put the moves on me after 15 years.

01:14:54.640 And the gorilla just reaches over to the female gorilla and just pinches the shit out of,

01:15:00.680 out of her nipple and just holds it there.

01:15:02.860 And then the female gorilla is like,

01:15:04.460 and he's just like,

01:15:07.040 Oh,

01:15:07.960 we're shit.

01:15:08.380 Like he starts acting all crazy.

01:15:09.620 And I'm like,

01:15:10.180 yo,

01:15:10.580 we're basically just fucking gorillas,

01:15:12.520 bro.

01:15:12.860 Hey,

01:15:13.080 it's the same shit.

01:15:14.820 It's the same shit.

01:15:16.560 Yeah.

01:15:16.780 Listen,

01:15:17.120 if you don't do that shit,

01:15:18.040 it's because I genuinely enjoy being around this person.

01:15:21.180 Yeah.

01:15:21.400 Otherwise I would like just not look at you.

01:15:24.200 Like if I don't like you,

01:15:25.000 I wouldn't talk to you.

01:15:26.200 I just be in my own spot.

01:15:27.740 So I'm like,

01:15:28.420 I'm putting the effort out there.

01:15:30.680 This one is great.

01:15:31.960 Can we,

01:15:32.280 my arms are short laney right here.

01:15:33.980 I do the same thing when my wife yawns,

01:15:36.300 I go right into her throat every time.

01:15:38.800 That's every time,

01:15:39.700 just right into her mouth.

01:15:40.640 And she gets really mad.

01:15:41.920 It's fucking hilarious.

01:15:43.300 I like when I get her mad enough that she'll actually like hit me.

01:15:46.320 Like,

01:15:46.700 that's funny.

01:15:47.400 And then I'll like try to like roll them into shit like that.

01:15:50.100 I like to get her until she wants to actually physically assault me.

01:15:53.320 And then I'll fucking,

01:15:54.600 and then I'll be like,

01:15:55.120 why are you like this?

01:15:56.920 Sometimes,

01:15:57.580 sometimes I will do that,

01:15:58.760 but like very rarely.

01:16:00.080 Will I get to the point of like,

01:16:02.760 actually,

01:16:03.280 so I will admit this.

01:16:04.160 I don't even,

01:16:04.620 what is this show about right now?

01:16:05.660 But the other week,

01:16:07.100 God,

01:16:07.900 God,

01:16:08.380 the other week,

01:16:09.580 um,

01:16:10.420 my wife,

01:16:11.240 my,

01:16:11.380 so my wife and my kids are there.

01:16:13.280 It's like Sunday.

01:16:13.840 So everyone's home.

01:16:15.320 And,

01:16:15.740 uh,

01:16:16.300 I just decided I'm not going to let her do anything like move.

01:16:20.500 She's not going to move from this spot.

01:16:23.480 And it was for no,

01:16:24.020 not to like be like,

01:16:24.820 I'm stronger than you.

01:16:25.640 It's just to annoy you completely.

01:16:28.080 Like I let her get up and then drag her back down.

01:16:30.740 And the kids are watching.

01:16:32.380 It gets to the point where she's like,

01:16:34.060 let go.

01:16:34.700 Like,

01:16:34.880 I'm just like fucking with her.

01:16:36.100 Like being the most annoying you could be.

01:16:38.540 And the kids start like,

01:16:39.600 they're like,

01:16:39.940 let her go.

01:16:40.780 And they're like,

01:16:41.280 like wrestling me.

01:16:42.240 I'm like,

01:16:42.480 wait a second.

01:16:42.880 This is borderline like weird for the kids to,

01:16:46.140 to see.

01:16:46.700 But I'm like,

01:16:47.020 you know what?

01:16:47.660 They need to see me annoy their mother to the point where she's like.

01:16:51.540 The only thing that I regret is that when I do it and then he sees that it's fun to do.

01:16:56.640 And then he starts doing that.

01:16:57.720 I'm like,

01:16:57.980 oh shit.

01:16:58.680 Now I really caused a problem.

01:16:59.920 Cause if it's just me,

01:17:01.620 not that I stop.

01:17:03.840 I don't know if it's just me.

01:17:04.820 Like it's just fine.

01:17:05.520 Cause I said so,

01:17:06.340 but if it's him too,

01:17:07.760 I'm like,

01:17:08.240 oh shit,

01:17:08.880 this is now getting bad.

01:17:10.000 Now I've,

01:17:10.480 now I've created a bad situation.

01:17:13.000 Shame.

01:17:14.080 Yeah.

01:17:14.380 Probably should be Timothy Leary.

01:17:17.220 Shout out Timothy Leary.

01:17:18.420 Uh,

01:17:18.780 so,

01:17:19.260 all right,

01:17:19.460 what the hell were we talking about before we decided to start talking about annoying our wives,

01:17:23.220 which is very funny.

01:17:24.560 Um,

01:17:24.940 we're talking about the eclipse.

01:17:25.960 I think,

01:17:26.380 I don't know.

01:17:27.200 That's what we were talking about an hour ago.

01:17:29.360 And so let's get back to the eclipse.

01:17:31.120 Uh,

01:17:31.400 I think that,

01:17:32.420 and I don't know if this is,

01:17:33.960 if anybody maybe in the chat knows,

01:17:35.880 but would,

01:17:37.120 is there,

01:17:39.260 would,

01:17:40.480 um,

01:17:43.100 NASA have launched those,

01:17:45.240 those rockets already?

01:17:46.240 Would that have happened?

01:17:48.580 Um,

01:17:49.500 yeah,

01:17:49.760 they,

01:17:49.980 I think here's the thing.

01:17:51.020 I think that they are launching it just to,

01:17:53.560 uh,

01:17:53.900 see like what's going on.

01:17:56.680 They're actually gathering information.

01:17:58.300 They just happen to name it,

01:17:59.860 uh,

01:18:00.560 some shit like that because they want to fuck with you.

01:18:02.580 Like they know this whole thing is like,

01:18:04.240 they have an idea that all this stuff is spiritual.

01:18:08.720 They know about Nephilim shit,

01:18:10.180 but they're really just like,

01:18:12.160 it is,

01:18:12.900 you know,

01:18:13.620 um,

01:18:14.000 valuable data to send rockets up to,

01:18:16.700 to,

01:18:17.000 uh,

01:18:17.540 observe how the moon is at this time in the earth,

01:18:21.260 take pictures of it.

01:18:22.040 Like it's,

01:18:23.000 it's significant that,

01:18:24.140 you know,

01:18:24.480 or is it just a troll that they're willing to spend that much money on?

01:18:27.960 Like NASA doesn't do anything because space is fake and gay.

01:18:30.440 And so they're like,

01:18:31.180 we have a lot of money and a lot of equipment to fuck with.

01:18:33.660 Let's just do shit on like significant days just to freak people out.

01:18:38.520 Like,

01:18:38.680 that's awesome.

01:18:39.260 I love that.

01:18:39.920 The thing is like,

01:18:40.660 they lie,

01:18:41.460 they lie about all the other shit that they do,

01:18:43.320 but they do have some useful data.

01:18:45.340 And this is useful data.

01:18:47.100 Like when the moon goes right over the sun,

01:18:49.700 it's useful to like really observe it and see what's going on.

01:18:54.000 They could do that.

01:18:54.960 It's within the realm of possibility.

01:18:56.260 It's right there.

01:18:57.360 They can't go to fucking Mars.

01:18:58.700 Like they're saying that they're on,

01:19:00.180 but they can do what's happening.

01:19:01.640 Is anything different happening?

01:19:03.060 I mean,

01:19:03.640 you know,

01:19:04.000 if we,

01:19:04.460 if,

01:19:04.700 if it's up to me,

01:19:05.680 I go,

01:19:06.000 yeah,

01:19:06.760 you know,

01:19:07.540 whatever,

01:19:07.920 uh,

01:19:09.100 uh,

01:19:09.640 materia is needed to open a portal.

01:19:12.860 That's the kind of shit that's floating around in the air.

01:19:15.180 So maybe NASA is like,

01:19:16.280 yeah,

01:19:16.360 we think so too,

01:19:17.100 bitch.

01:19:17.280 What about firing up the particle accelerate again?

01:19:19.320 So it's already been fired up.

01:19:20.800 It's my understanding that they're supposed to collide the particles today.

01:19:25.280 So I wonder if that would have happened.

01:19:27.160 Um,

01:19:28.720 I can do a quick gook.

01:19:29.620 I don't think that they did it.

01:19:30.800 Because so they were,

01:19:31.920 they were actually warming it up for,

01:19:34.680 uh,

01:19:35.820 for it to go.

01:19:36.520 Like they were doing test runs because they wanted to do it today,

01:19:39.300 but I don't know if they did.

01:19:41.620 Um,

01:19:42.660 10 hours ago,

01:19:43.600 is CERN activating the world's most powerful power,

01:19:46.780 no,

01:19:47.840 I don't trust when they do,

01:19:49.040 uh,

01:19:50.340 CERN to smash protons,

01:19:51.960 the financial express.

01:19:53.000 Uh,

01:19:53.880 here's what happens.

01:19:55.240 That's three days ago,

01:19:56.060 five hours ago.

01:19:58.480 CERN,

01:19:58.920 they're saying that no,

01:20:00.160 they're saying no,

01:20:01.480 they didn't.

01:20:02.460 Um,

01:20:03.420 they're using weird language.

01:20:04.940 Like I saw one that's like,

01:20:07.000 is CERN trying to open a portal?

01:20:08.840 Uh,

01:20:09.280 it's like,

01:20:09.700 no.

01:20:09.980 But then,

01:20:10.720 uh,

01:20:11.100 when I was on the show with Dan,

01:20:13.240 he showed me an article from a reputable source that was like,

01:20:15.780 yeah,

01:20:16.020 they are doing that.

01:20:17.360 Yeah,

01:20:17.480 no,

01:20:17.640 they admitted to doing that.

01:20:19.260 They,

01:20:19.480 but they just don't call it that.

01:20:21.380 Yeah,

01:20:21.620 exactly.

01:20:22.220 It's just the language.

01:20:23.160 Like they'll pick the most hyperbolic version of events and then fact check

01:20:27.180 that instead of being like,

01:20:28.960 well,

01:20:29.060 they are going to collide particles that day.

01:20:32.040 They're like,

01:20:32.840 no,

01:20:33.300 they're not going to open a portal to another dimension.

01:20:36.100 Retard.

01:20:36.760 This is what they say.

01:20:38.160 No CERN won't open a portal during the April 8th eclipse.

01:20:42.220 That'd be impossible.

01:20:43.180 That'd be impossible.

01:20:44.340 Fact check.

01:20:45.040 Yeah,

01:20:45.100 I got that one too.

01:20:46.080 Fuck you USA today.

01:20:47.640 You dipshits.

01:20:49.040 Her name is Gabrielle settles.

01:20:51.400 She settled for that job.

01:20:52.620 She's got no idea what's going on.

01:20:54.200 And this is their rating.

01:20:55.200 Our rating is false,

01:20:57.040 but they were,

01:20:57.740 I don't know.

01:20:58.060 They were doing,

01:20:58.620 Hey,

01:20:58.640 look at Gabrielle,

01:20:59.420 by the way.

01:21:00.960 I don't trust her.

01:21:02.600 Oh yeah.

01:21:03.620 She washes her chicken.

01:21:05.200 Yeah.

01:21:05.500 I'm not believing that bitch.

01:21:06.960 That's not happening.

01:21:08.000 Yeah.

01:21:08.260 I don't know.

01:21:09.120 Who knows what they actually did.

01:21:11.160 I do know that we're gearing up now.

01:21:13.960 All that we have left to guys,

01:21:16.160 all we have left to look forward to is just the sacrifice of the red heifer.

01:21:21.360 I do like this though.

01:21:23.720 So the fact check.

01:21:25.700 A sex magic ritual?

01:21:27.460 No.

01:21:27.820 NASA rockets are to study the atmosphere during the eclipse.

01:21:31.900 Yes.

01:21:32.860 And yes.

01:21:34.380 Again,

01:21:34.720 it's like,

01:21:35.040 they're definitely studying it.

01:21:36.480 You should definitely do that.

01:21:37.780 Why did you name it after the Egyptian god of that,

01:21:44.140 that battles raw the sun?

01:21:46.140 Yeah.

01:21:46.780 Yeah.

01:21:46.980 It's a serpent God.

01:21:48.240 You did it on purpose.

01:21:49.680 Like it's all symbolism pointing to something.

01:21:52.680 Yeah.

01:21:53.240 Let's do that.

01:21:54.280 Matty.

01:21:54.800 Come on,

01:21:55.860 dude.

01:21:56.320 Number one,

01:21:57.060 you can't call it that.

01:21:58.420 You can't say,

01:21:59.380 you got to say,

01:22:00.260 let's have a,

01:22:00.840 like a meetup or like a club,

01:22:03.700 a squad,

01:22:05.480 a dead squad.

01:22:06.780 Well,

01:22:07.480 probably should have stopped at squad,

01:22:10.880 but yeah,

01:22:12.300 you can't,

01:22:13.240 you can't just say,

01:22:14.920 let's make a cult.

01:22:16.880 Matty.

01:22:17.180 We'll ignore the first request,

01:22:18.640 figure out a better one for tax reasons.

01:22:20.700 Yeah.

01:22:21.220 Figure out a better way.

01:22:22.660 And we'll,

01:22:23.500 we'll do it that way.

01:22:25.060 Unbelievable.

01:22:26.160 Yeah.

01:22:26.440 People,

01:22:26.940 this is why this is,

01:22:28.140 Hey,

01:22:28.420 do you want,

01:22:29.340 do you want Waco?

01:22:30.840 This is how you get Waco.

01:22:32.760 You can't call it that.

01:22:33.820 You got to say,

01:22:34.320 this is how about Nephilim Pilates group.

01:22:39.220 We can say Pilates.

01:22:41.600 And if we have Pilates machines,

01:22:43.920 guys,

01:22:44.580 we're good to go.

01:22:45.780 We can pretty much do whatever we want.

01:22:47.960 As long as we have a spin room.

01:22:50.860 You know what I mean?

01:22:52.000 Ryan,

01:22:52.580 Jesus Christ,

01:22:53.520 man.

01:22:54.420 These guys are confused.

01:22:56.020 I don't know.

01:22:56.640 This is not a cult.

01:22:58.900 The telegram.

01:22:59.560 Telegram.

01:23:01.280 That's probably cool.

01:23:02.120 Yeah,

01:23:02.520 that's it.

01:23:03.000 We're going to have to have a meeting in the long house to discuss what this actually

01:23:08.120 is.

01:23:09.380 Cause we can't use verbiage like that.

01:23:11.980 You're really going to get us gunned down by the ATF.

01:23:16.300 The children will be funneled into a short bus that's buried in the ground and they'll

01:23:20.720 be cooked alive.

01:23:21.560 I got killed by the ATF for $50 a month on Patreon.

01:23:29.360 Damn it.

01:23:30.180 That sucks,

01:23:30.960 bro.

01:23:31.940 How much do you think?

01:23:32.800 How much money was the Waco cult making?

01:23:36.940 I mean,

01:23:37.140 I don't know.

01:23:38.560 Koresh bums me out,

01:23:39.500 right?

01:23:39.700 Cause he,

01:23:41.620 he started doing sex stuff,

01:23:42.860 didn't he?

01:23:43.180 Or was it that he wasn't really a bad dude?

01:23:46.040 I don't know.

01:23:47.080 There's a lot of stuff.

01:23:47.940 Pretty base.

01:23:49.160 No,

01:23:49.580 he was doing some weird shit in there.

01:23:51.220 And I don't know.

01:23:52.040 I hear,

01:23:52.380 you hear that it is sexual stuff.

01:23:54.020 Like the libertarians like to be like,

01:23:55.960 like they,

01:23:56.480 not that they ignore that part,

01:23:58.000 but they're like,

01:23:59.300 they have a right to do whatever they were doing that they didn't need to get shot.

01:24:02.800 And that's not,

01:24:03.500 it's not even necessarily the reason why they got taken down.

01:24:07.000 It was like a political stunt from like Bill Clinton.

01:24:10.100 They needed to justify a budget.

01:24:12.360 So they did that like,

01:24:14.140 and they televised it.

01:24:15.560 And that's what happened there.

01:24:16.780 But some weird shit was going on.

01:24:18.500 I don't know.

01:24:19.480 I always had a soft spot for them because when I found out that.

01:24:23.140 Talking about the cult again.

01:24:24.600 Okay.

01:24:25.060 Now,

01:24:25.380 Brohemian Grove is fine.

01:24:26.500 As long as it's parody.

01:24:27.820 That's all that Brohemian Grove is.

01:24:29.500 It's just parody.

01:24:31.040 Although,

01:24:31.300 like I said,

01:24:31.720 I do think we can get away with a lot.

01:24:33.420 Like parody.

01:24:34.180 Parody.

01:24:34.900 If we have a,

01:24:35.540 if we have a compound,

01:24:36.920 and we have a Pilates room.

01:24:39.980 I think we can get away with a lot.

01:24:41.760 I think we could say,

01:24:42.340 no,

01:24:42.620 this is simply an exercise group.

01:24:44.800 You faggots.

01:24:45.860 It's like there's 500 you in here and you're all naked.

01:24:48.680 It's like,

01:24:49.160 and there's only three Pilates machines.

01:24:51.420 There's three spin bicycles.

01:24:54.160 There's dildos on the spin bicycles.

01:24:55.840 What are you guys doing?

01:24:56.980 Just fucking extreme Pilates.

01:24:58.860 So,

01:24:59.440 uh,

01:25:00.560 when I was younger and I was a conspiracy theorist when I was younger.

01:25:03.820 Right.

01:25:04.020 So when I was probably like 16,

01:25:05.560 17 years old,

01:25:06.300 Oh,

01:25:07.100 one second guys.

01:25:08.260 Yeah.

01:25:08.640 If you do join the,

01:25:10.140 uh,

01:25:10.540 if you do join the,

01:25:12.880 um,

01:25:13.680 what's the shit called?

01:25:14.860 The new website,

01:25:16.000 we will push out the,

01:25:18.460 the,

01:25:19.540 like the emails for the new episodes.

01:25:21.700 We'll be,

01:25:22.440 we'll do that.

01:25:23.160 So you'll get it.

01:25:23.840 Like if we have your email,

01:25:24.900 I'd like to make an email list big enough where I could just be like,

01:25:27.240 yo,

01:25:27.440 we're live now.

01:25:28.520 And it's basically telling you rather than relying on,

01:25:31.940 you know,

01:25:32.300 rumble.

01:25:32.760 YouTube ain't going to tell you that's just,

01:25:35.100 you know,

01:25:35.820 is what it is.

01:25:37.360 This is a very confusing shout out.

01:25:39.560 Doomsday cracker.

01:25:40.400 He's also,

01:25:41.020 uh,

01:25:41.600 in the could be a sheet,

01:25:43.200 but I think it's a heat in the telegram chat,

01:25:45.300 but he's saying,

01:25:45.880 uh,

01:25:46.060 the majority of branch Davidians were black Brits.

01:25:48.660 And I just,

01:25:49.540 he's saying they deserved it.

01:25:50.640 What is it?

01:25:51.080 What do you mean?

01:25:51.680 What he was saying?

01:25:52.160 They were like,

01:25:52.520 if they were black British people or is that like slang?

01:25:57.660 I don't know what that is.

01:25:59.020 They probably deserved it.

01:26:00.300 If they're black British people,

01:26:01.180 the worst,

01:26:01.920 the worst.

01:26:02.640 Yeah.

01:26:03.400 Then I don't,

01:26:04.020 I don't identify with them,

01:26:05.100 but when I was younger and I found out that there was a doomsday cult

01:26:09.660 called the branch Davidians and their leader was David core resh.

01:26:15.980 I was like,

01:26:16.660 fucking liking these people a lot.

01:26:19.360 You got it in you.

01:26:20.520 You got it.

01:26:21.040 And then I found out they had something about the number seven.

01:26:24.300 Uh,

01:26:24.700 do you,

01:26:24.980 are you familiar with that?

01:26:25.780 It was like something about the number seven,

01:26:27.240 uh,

01:26:28.320 that was important to the Davidians.

01:26:30.280 Maybe somebody in the chat will say,

01:26:31.460 you would think that I ever researched that,

01:26:32.780 but seven was always like a big number for me.

01:26:35.740 And so I was like,

01:26:36.840 Oh shit,

01:26:37.760 maybe I'll make a cult one day.

01:26:39.880 Maybe we just bring back the Davidians.

01:26:42.000 All these cults do somehow use God.

01:26:45.480 Either like the antithesis,

01:26:47.080 the best leverage.

01:26:48.320 Yeah.

01:26:48.860 Oh,

01:26:49.040 the seven seals shout out doomsday crackers.

01:26:51.040 Again,

01:26:51.420 you had the seven seals,

01:26:53.220 which is interesting.

01:26:54.000 Cause if you guys see that on my arm,

01:26:57.340 but that's only because,

01:26:58.600 uh,

01:26:59.900 I was born on the seventh day of the month on the seventh month of the year on the

01:27:05.720 seventh day of the week.

01:27:06.560 And that has not affected my life in any like way whatsoever.

01:27:11.480 Like you were very unlucky as a matter of fact.

01:27:13.660 Yeah,

01:27:13.920 actually incredibly unlucky when it comes to,

01:27:16.500 uh,

01:27:16.800 like gambling stuff.

01:27:17.840 Like I only ever did it twice and then never did it again.

01:27:20.380 And I lost so much money.

01:27:22.500 Um,

01:27:23.000 so gambling is not the way to,

01:27:25.500 to exploit the seven at all.

01:27:28.480 My friend,

01:27:29.340 he's like,

01:27:30.240 uh,

01:27:31.040 gambling the best.

01:27:33.080 This guy,

01:27:33.720 I'll,

01:27:33.880 I'll introduce you.

01:27:34.580 If you ever want to get into it,

01:27:35.320 this guy,

01:27:35.580 toad.

01:27:36.560 Oh my God.

01:27:38.040 No,

01:27:38.260 I don't want to get into it.

01:27:39.340 I really don't want to get into it.

01:27:41.220 Hey,

01:27:41.680 soul fresh.

01:27:42.180 So clean called me a gay wizard,

01:27:43.680 but we,

01:27:44.540 I,

01:27:45.360 we had that moment.

01:27:46.260 Who,

01:27:46.500 who was,

01:27:47.080 who talked about the,

01:27:48.180 Oh,

01:27:48.760 it was,

01:27:49.620 uh,

01:27:51.900 Joel Thomas.

01:27:53.060 And I,

01:27:53.840 I,

01:27:54.320 I don't even think he ever found it funny.

01:27:56.180 Gay ass.

01:27:57.120 There was the big gay ass wizards.

01:27:58.540 You remember that?

01:27:59.200 Like during the episode,

01:28:00.240 there was like the wizard.

01:28:02.320 Oh,

01:28:02.840 yeah,

01:28:03.020 you're doing the buzzing thing again.

01:28:05.440 Crazy.

01:28:07.280 No bueno.

01:28:08.000 I don't know what's going on,

01:28:09.180 David guys.

01:28:11.160 We're having technical dip.

01:28:12.440 I'm telling you,

01:28:13.060 it's probably the eclipse.

01:28:15.600 That is just jamming us up.

01:28:18.020 We're getting like straight up Nephilim shit.

01:28:21.320 I don't know what that is.

01:28:22.560 Is it,

01:28:23.060 do you hear it now?

01:28:24.100 No,

01:28:24.420 it went away.

01:28:25.200 It's just,

01:28:25.520 what is that about?

01:28:26.460 It didn't even make sense.

01:28:27.740 You got to restart your,

01:28:28.920 restart your laptop.

01:28:30.200 It's probably,

01:28:30.860 it's,

01:28:31.360 it must be the laptop.

01:28:32.600 You're using a new one,

01:28:33.520 but whatever.

01:28:34.680 Um,

01:28:35.120 doesn't matter.

01:28:35.880 Let's bring this thing home anyway,

01:28:37.180 cause I got a,

01:28:38.140 I got to run in like 10 minutes or so.

01:28:40.560 So what are we,

01:28:41.540 we had a video that,

01:28:43.860 uh,

01:28:44.340 that I did put in the chat and I don't even know what this episode was about.

01:28:49.860 Jesus Christ guys.

01:28:51.040 You know,

01:28:51.240 what's crazy is like every episode is just Nephilim desk.

01:28:53.820 You know,

01:28:54.040 what's really funny is Neph to America.

01:28:55.960 We were stuck on like Neph to America volume 12 for like five episodes until I realized

01:29:01.860 like,

01:29:02.200 Oh shit dog.

01:29:03.280 This is number 16.

01:29:04.680 And we were like,

01:29:05.180 wait,

01:29:05.600 what?

01:29:06.380 I'm just going to stop naming it.

01:29:08.020 Yeah.

01:29:08.220 All right.

01:29:08.560 Here we go.

01:29:09.560 Here we go.

01:29:10.080 This is.

01:29:11.420 Yeah.

01:29:11.440 Everyone's heard about the solar eclipse on April 8th,

01:29:13.980 but what else is happening coincidentally on the same day?

01:29:16.820 On the same day,

01:29:17.760 exactly a hundred years ago,

01:29:19.280 Aleister Crowley reportedly made contact with a demon called Iwas.

01:29:23.000 Crowley went on to write an entire book going into detail about this encounter called the book of law.

01:29:27.540 Then on the same day,

01:29:28.900 NASA plans to fire three rockets named serpent deity at the eclipse for quote unquote scientific purposes.

01:29:35.140 And on top of all this,

01:29:36.220 a comet named devil's comet will become visible for the first time in 71 years on the same day as the eclipse.

01:29:42.800 Everyone's going to see that tonight.

01:29:45.100 Can we see that?

01:29:45.760 That's really what I wanted to.

01:29:46.700 Are we going to see devil's comet tonight?

01:29:49.900 Is that a thing that's,

01:29:50.740 that's real?

01:29:51.700 I have no idea.

01:29:53.060 I assume if like,

01:29:54.340 depending on where you're at,

01:29:55.900 you'll be able to see it better.

01:29:57.180 I don't have a telescope to even be able to see this a lot.

01:30:00.860 Like,

01:30:01.020 that's what I'm saying.

01:30:01.580 Like,

01:30:01.860 I don't,

01:30:02.300 what does it mean?

01:30:03.420 I don't know.

01:30:04.260 What does it mean?

01:30:05.200 It's what,

01:30:06.240 what,

01:30:06.480 what I think it is,

01:30:07.360 is like,

01:30:07.920 why do people go to,

01:30:10.620 uh,

01:30:11.620 Bohemian Grove?

01:30:12.860 Why do they go to,

01:30:14.260 um,

01:30:15.000 Joshua?

01:30:15.560 Burning man.

01:30:16.660 Why do they go to burning man?

01:30:17.920 Why do they go to,

01:30:18.760 uh,

01:30:19.880 um,

01:30:20.220 seems to me gay sex.

01:30:21.740 Well,

01:30:22.160 I mean,

01:30:22.360 no,

01:30:22.480 just like the ranch.

01:30:23.460 Uh,

01:30:23.860 what's a skinwalker ranch.

01:30:25.480 Oh,

01:30:25.760 there's stuff going on in those locations.

01:30:27.180 They're specifically special to this realm.

01:30:30.760 For whatever reason,

01:30:31.520 there's things going on in those locations.

01:30:33.520 So it makes sense that not just locations would have these special properties,

01:30:37.900 but perhaps times,

01:30:39.400 you know,

01:30:40.240 like,

01:30:40.540 uh,

01:30:40.980 times on,

01:30:42.000 on the earth where these things,

01:30:45.540 these things line up or they happen.

01:30:47.620 Yeah.

01:30:48.060 I saw something saying that like the eclipse was going to affect the toroidal field of the earth,

01:30:54.280 the electromagnetic field of the earth.

01:30:56.180 And because our own personal,

01:30:58.120 uh,

01:30:59.380 is it toroidal?

01:31:00.380 Whatever it is,

01:31:01.100 is intrinsically tied into that,

01:31:02.620 that our own electromagnetic fields were going to be weakened.

01:31:06.180 And if they were weakened,

01:31:07.820 then we had to like protect ourselves,

01:31:10.200 which is like,

01:31:11.180 I don't know,

01:31:12.780 dude.

01:31:13.120 I don't know.

01:31:14.100 I like,

01:31:14.980 I like the stuff.

01:31:16.100 I like when we have a video that's ominous.

01:31:17.980 It has ominous music.

01:31:19.060 I like when they,

01:31:20.160 when they,

01:31:20.760 when they talk about a bunch of things that are all layered on top of one another,

01:31:24.360 that are all happening.

01:31:25.500 It's just like,

01:31:26.820 isn't it funny how that video,

01:31:28.360 if he did that,

01:31:29.220 if he came to the house and he was just hanging out with us and you don't really know him.

01:31:32.600 And he goes,

01:31:33.380 um,

01:31:34.900 everyone's heard about solar eclipse on April 8th.

01:31:37.460 And then in between that,

01:31:38.320 he goes,

01:31:39.020 huh?

01:31:39.880 And then he just goes,

01:31:41.660 the NASA's shooting rockets into the sky.

01:31:44.500 Huh?

01:31:45.200 What do you think about that?

01:31:46.200 Like,

01:31:46.280 he's not really explaining anything.

01:31:47.280 He's just saying like,

01:31:47.840 yo,

01:31:48.040 he's not this shit,

01:31:49.400 this shit,

01:31:49.760 that shit.

01:31:50.640 You know what?

01:31:50.980 I liked what he said.

01:31:51.680 He was like,

01:31:52.140 um,

01:31:52.960 yeah,

01:31:53.660 NASA's launching rockets.

01:31:55.280 rockets at the eclipse for scientific purposes.

01:31:59.720 Here's a picture of Baphomet.

01:32:01.400 Like,

01:32:01.640 science,

01:32:02.300 it's a picture of Baphomet,

01:32:04.080 bro.

01:32:04.680 You're like,

01:32:05.200 but when you layer like music over that shit,

01:32:07.440 I don't even,

01:32:07.980 I see that fucking picture of Baphomet and I agree.

01:32:11.180 I don't even know what I'm agreeing to,

01:32:12.320 but I'm like,

01:32:12.720 yeah.

01:32:13.420 But to the normie,

01:32:14.480 like,

01:32:14.780 I think this does a little bit of a disservice to what he's doing to the normie.

01:32:18.780 They're going to be like,

01:32:19.300 this is batshit crazy.

01:32:20.780 This guy showed me a picture of the devil.

01:32:22.460 But what he's telling you is like,

01:32:24.080 yo,

01:32:24.240 all of this shit is happening.

01:32:26.200 Do you feel okay about it?

01:32:28.440 Like,

01:32:28.740 you're just fine that the every,

01:32:30.860 all of this is happening.

01:32:32.040 It's,

01:32:32.460 it's almost like a parody to the normal people.

01:32:34.520 That's what the NBC news is doing.

01:32:36.180 They're like,

01:32:36.800 it got big enough to the point where they're like,

01:32:38.480 we're going to debunk it.

01:32:39.540 Fuck these idiots.

01:32:40.660 And then they go and they give a gay explanation.

01:32:43.660 Can I address this real quick?

01:32:44.940 So soul fresh,

01:32:45.620 soul clean said,

01:32:46.320 who gave you guys a thumbs down?

01:32:47.640 Fuck that clown.

01:32:48.500 Every single episode of ours gets one thumb down.

01:32:53.300 There is one fucking maniac out there,

01:32:56.120 dude.

01:32:56.500 Who's just going around and giving everything a single.

01:32:59.800 I like that down guys.

01:33:01.820 Listen,

01:33:02.360 if you're in the chat or you're watching,

01:33:04.260 go give it a thumbs up or a thumbs down.

01:33:06.680 I don't give a fuck.

01:33:07.840 Let me know if you don't like this.

01:33:09.660 Like if you really don't like it thumbs down so that that way we get buried into nothing.

01:33:14.580 So here's the metrics.

01:33:15.960 The first six months of the show.

01:33:17.700 Fucking destroy us.

01:33:19.300 David goes,

01:33:20.200 we did a hundred thousand audio listens.

01:33:22.840 And I was like,

01:33:23.180 I guess that's in six months.

01:33:24.720 I was like,

01:33:25.020 that sounds good.

01:33:26.400 I don't know what metrics mean what,

01:33:28.940 but that sounds okay.

01:33:30.520 And then he goes in the last two weeks,

01:33:32.880 we've done 50,000.

01:33:34.460 And I go,

01:33:35.280 that also sounds good.

01:33:37.480 It means nothing to me because I don't know how people feel about it.

01:33:41.920 You're listening.

01:33:42.520 Give me a thumbs up.

01:33:43.260 We connect with like 20 people on a regular basis.

01:33:46.620 And like the 20,

01:33:47.640 y'all are real ones.

01:33:49.320 But like,

01:33:50.280 according to the numbers,

01:33:52.160 there is,

01:33:52.820 you know how many.

01:33:53.580 So we're going to grift again because this,

01:33:55.420 I really mean it.

01:33:56.640 Come to the fucking,

01:33:57.620 that's like,

01:33:57.980 we like to know what you guys,

01:34:00.000 do you like this?

01:34:01.500 Like,

01:34:01.740 this is like,

01:34:02.440 like you're having sex and then,

01:34:03.920 and then every so often you go to,

01:34:05.180 you're like,

01:34:05.360 do you like this?

01:34:06.620 Am I doing this good?

01:34:08.140 Like,

01:34:08.400 let me know if we're doing this good and pay me $5 to do it.

01:34:11.600 But let me know.

01:34:12.280 This is prostitution.

01:34:13.920 This is,

01:34:14.260 think about this on the audio side only on the audio side.

01:34:19.380 Only,

01:34:19.540 we're not even talking about YouTube rumble.

01:34:21.040 None of that shit.

01:34:21.540 Audio only.

01:34:22.340 The numbers say on average,

01:34:24.680 we have about 10,000 listeners.

01:34:28.720 Now let's say,

01:34:30.020 even if you guys listened twice,

01:34:32.080 you're crazy.

01:34:33.400 That's still 5,000 people.

01:34:34.960 Who are you?

01:34:36.040 Yeah.

01:34:36.180 That's what I'm saying.

01:34:36.980 Who are you is the big thing.

01:34:38.160 If,

01:34:38.260 if 10,000 people and let's bring it back,

01:34:40.640 right?

01:34:41.300 Probably not 10,000.

01:34:42.200 Let's say it's 7,000 people.

01:34:43.860 You smoke a cigarette.

01:34:45.180 That's what I do in the telegram chat after the shows.

01:34:48.400 I go into it's episode discussion.

01:34:50.160 I go,

01:34:50.440 how was that,

01:34:51.420 babe?

01:34:52.220 And then JC's like,

01:34:53.340 always like super great.

01:34:54.920 We love that.

01:34:55.760 And I was like,

01:34:56.120 JC,

01:34:56.440 you're full of shit.

01:34:57.200 Someone else needs to answer me.

01:34:58.820 JC just says yes.

01:34:59.860 And hi to everybody.

01:35:00.740 I don't trust you.

01:35:01.620 It's funny because people,

01:35:02.900 even when they say it's good,

01:35:04.000 I'm like,

01:35:04.320 I don't fucking believe you.

01:35:05.280 It's like,

01:35:05.700 if you just had sex with somebody and they're lying to you,

01:35:07.800 like,

01:35:07.920 no,

01:35:08.080 it was great.

01:35:08.800 It was really good.

01:35:09.520 I totally came.

01:35:10.620 You're like,

01:35:11.360 you didn't come.

01:35:13.540 I appreciate it,

01:35:14.920 but I don't know why you're lying.

01:35:16.340 Cause I know what I did up here.

01:35:18.280 Did we make you guys come?

01:35:20.080 There's some level of shit.

01:35:23.560 Guys,

01:35:24.060 no,

01:35:24.520 seriously though,

01:35:25.320 that's insane,

01:35:26.020 right?

01:35:26.260 If you got,

01:35:26.880 I'm bleeding a little.

01:35:28.020 If you have 10,000 people listening to,

01:35:31.580 cause that's what it tells you.

01:35:32.480 10,000 people listen to the fucking thing.

01:35:34.380 And then we interact with 20 to 30 of you guys.

01:35:37.100 And I have no idea where the fuck these other Metro,

01:35:39.520 tricks are coming about.

01:35:40.320 So no,

01:35:41.100 we're not worried about women coming Lucas.

01:35:43.540 All right.

01:35:43.780 That's not what we're saying.

01:35:44.400 We just want to know.

01:35:45.120 Like,

01:35:45.260 I don't give a shit for her.

01:35:46.840 I give a shit for like when I brag to the homies.

01:35:50.500 Like,

01:35:50.700 yeah,

01:35:51.420 that's what,

01:35:51.820 that's all I,

01:35:52.300 I mean,

01:35:52.560 now that's kind of,

01:35:53.360 they're not going to fucking give a thumbs up or thumbs down,

01:35:55.480 but please do.

01:35:56.860 I'm being serious.

01:35:57.840 Like don't give a thumbs down to be an asshole,

01:36:00.120 but just,

01:36:01.240 if you don't like it,

01:36:02.020 go ahead and fucking click the button.

01:36:03.660 Thumbs up.

01:36:04.120 And then tell us why too.

01:36:05.140 Well,

01:36:05.360 everybody always says,

01:36:06.520 Oh,

01:36:07.020 give us a thumbs up.

01:36:07.960 Like,

01:36:08.120 no fucking tell me how you like,

01:36:09.620 give us something.

01:36:10.800 I don't even care.

01:36:12.280 It's all we care about is the truth.

01:36:13.460 You can't handle the truth,

01:36:14.920 David.

01:36:15.620 Well,

01:36:16.020 I can't look.

01:36:16.800 The other thing is,

01:36:17.820 uh,

01:36:19.020 go to the Apple podcast thing and leave us a review because we had,

01:36:24.920 and this is the,

01:36:25.360 this is totally selfish.

01:36:26.240 We had perfect five stars.

01:36:27.540 And then one person was like,

01:36:29.400 no,

01:36:30.560 it's a four out of five.

01:36:32.080 Did a four out of five,

01:36:33.100 dude.

01:36:33.440 The wet sounds thing is driving me nuts.

01:36:36.140 I got to read this to the audience.

01:36:38.060 So they understand the polarizing bullshit,

01:36:40.440 the rollercoaster.

01:36:41.400 That is my life.

01:36:42.640 When it comes to this,

01:36:43.640 keep doing this.

01:36:45.020 Don't keep doing this.

01:36:45.920 I'm,

01:36:46.100 I'm fragile.

01:36:47.140 And okay,

01:36:47.900 so here we go.

01:36:48.800 Uh,

01:36:49.060 we got one that said,

01:36:50.140 seriously,

01:36:51.480 the wet mouth is disgusting.

01:36:54.120 Love the show though.

01:36:55.260 And then right after that,

01:36:56.480 we get,

01:36:57.100 there's nothing wrong with the way you talk,

01:36:59.820 Raven.

01:37:00.280 They got a problem,

01:37:01.620 not you.

01:37:02.380 And then even,

01:37:03.880 cause I'm like,

01:37:04.300 all right,

01:37:04.600 cool.

01:37:04.800 Right after that,

01:37:05.780 I get wet,

01:37:07.360 wet mouth.

01:37:08.440 Yummy.

01:37:10.620 What do you people want?

01:37:13.280 Did we make you come?

01:37:15.580 I don't know what's happening.

01:37:18.480 I had my,

01:37:19.440 my mouth this wet for no reason.

01:37:21.740 Did we make you come or not?

01:37:23.960 Did we make you come?

01:37:25.540 With this show,

01:37:26.340 with Neptune America,

01:37:27.160 it's much harder to,

01:37:28.520 uh,

01:37:28.880 make the audience climb.

01:37:30.060 See,

01:37:30.200 this is not church people.

01:37:31.360 It's much harder to make the audience climax.

01:37:33.520 When we have a nice guest on it.

01:37:36.300 I mean,

01:37:36.620 I,

01:37:37.580 even if it's not like the biggest guest,

01:37:38.940 if we have like a good guest and then we go deep with them,

01:37:41.160 we get crazy.

01:37:42.060 We know everybody comes.

01:37:43.740 Everybody comes.

01:37:44.560 You came,

01:37:44.940 I came,

01:37:45.400 the guests came every,

01:37:46.340 we know when they're squirt.

01:37:47.860 Like it's wet.

01:37:48.740 It's,

01:37:48.940 it's,

01:37:49.220 it's Raven's mouth.

01:37:50.060 We also know that it's like 90% urine,

01:37:52.060 but we know that it happened.

01:37:53.640 Right.

01:37:54.100 And so,

01:37:54.680 but with this,

01:37:56.000 it's like me and top are just,

01:37:57.320 you know,

01:37:58.140 I'm retarded.

01:37:58.860 No,

01:37:59.040 I'm retarded.

01:37:59.780 No,

01:38:00.000 I'm retarded.

01:38:02.160 Did you come?

01:38:05.280 That's the entire show.

01:38:07.520 This is crazy.

01:38:08.800 Yeah.

01:38:09.120 I thought we were going to like,

01:38:10.220 you were like,

01:38:10.640 Oh,

01:38:10.740 we're taking this serious.

01:38:11.780 I have more topics.

01:38:13.120 I'm like putting stuff.

01:38:14.620 I'm putting up.

01:38:15.540 That was literally the conversation we had today.

01:38:18.300 I said that at the top.

01:38:19.560 I was like,

01:38:20.180 Hey,

01:38:20.900 um,

01:38:21.640 we did really well with the last few nefs to America.

01:38:23.960 They were a lot of fun,

01:38:24.580 but like,

01:38:24.820 let's bring some topics and get serious this time.

01:38:26.880 And then I'm like,

01:38:27.620 my son said daddy dilf.

01:38:29.180 And then that's fucking like the whole episode.

01:38:31.840 Unbelievable.

01:38:32.820 If we get a thumbs down and a one star,

01:38:35.020 like we deserve it.

01:38:35.760 Just tell us that.

01:38:36.880 I guess I'm not going to come today.

01:38:38.420 Nobody,

01:38:38.980 at least somebody is honest.

01:38:41.580 Yeah,

01:38:41.920 that's fine.

01:38:42.420 We appreciate your honesty.

01:38:43.540 It hurts that it came from a female listener too.

01:38:46.200 It's like,

01:38:46.440 what's to be expected though.

01:38:48.980 It's honestly,

01:38:50.160 you know,

01:38:50.420 it's fine.

01:38:51.820 It's fine.

01:38:52.380 You know what?

01:38:54.180 They're not going to come.

01:38:55.220 It's a good place to end it.

01:38:56.160 Anyway.

01:38:56.600 I got,

01:38:57.060 I got to bounce.

01:38:58.540 At some point we're just wasting time here.

01:39:00.400 We're just chafing.

01:39:01.580 Okay.

01:39:01.900 It's true.

01:39:02.260 Yeah.

01:39:02.460 There's a lot of,

01:39:03.080 yeah.

01:39:03.840 Yeah.

01:39:04.040 You ever just be in there.

01:39:04.860 I think you should stop.

01:39:05.760 We should just stop.

01:39:06.880 That guy up there is bleeding.

01:39:07.980 No,

01:39:08.140 I would like to go for a little bit longer,

01:39:09.640 but I mean,

01:39:10.060 I don't know.

01:39:10.980 I came here to let Raven piss in my ears.

01:39:13.500 Thank you.

01:39:16.440 I came here to let Raven piss in my neck.

01:39:19.480 This is like,

01:39:22.400 this is what the cult.

01:39:23.360 This is what the cult.

01:39:23.380 Spick kike mcnigger faggot.

01:39:25.140 Jesus Christ.

01:39:26.440 I see you get away with that on YouTube.

01:39:28.000 This is what the cult will be.

01:39:29.020 It wouldn't be like sex stuff.

01:39:30.080 It'll be like just Raven pissing in people's ears.

01:39:32.420 No guys,

01:39:33.440 I don't,

01:39:34.160 man,

01:39:35.040 I don't know what you guys like.

01:39:36.340 I don't know what it,

01:39:36.940 you're the most confused.

01:39:37.960 This is the most confusing relationship of my life.

01:39:40.000 You know what I think we should do?

01:39:41.000 I think we should hold them down until they get annoyed.

01:39:43.640 Like,

01:39:43.780 Oh,

01:39:44.180 that's it.

01:39:45.260 Yeah.

01:39:45.760 And just,

01:39:46.200 we just start annoying the shit out of our audience.

01:39:48.640 That's it.

01:39:49.140 That's not a bad,

01:39:49.780 that's the best idea.

01:39:50.800 Just guys.

01:39:51.220 Will that make you come?

01:39:52.260 If we,

01:39:52.620 how about that?

01:39:53.840 How about that?

01:39:54.760 Fucking stupids.

01:39:56.220 You stupid fucking idiots.

01:39:59.120 God,

01:39:59.680 I'm upset.

01:40:00.620 I don't like reading those messages.

01:40:01.940 Dude,

01:40:02.300 seriously,

01:40:03.020 every Spotify lets you comment on every episode.

01:40:05.740 Every episode is like,

01:40:07.180 I've not even been telling you.

01:40:08.340 I've just been keeping it to myself.

01:40:09.660 I sit on the sofa and I open my thing.

01:40:11.860 I go,

01:40:12.080 Oh,

01:40:12.220 notifications on Spotify,

01:40:13.800 wet mouth,

01:40:14.500 wet mouth.

01:40:15.100 Your mouth is so wet.

01:40:16.240 Disgusting.

01:40:16.740 I can't take the way it sounds.

01:40:18.020 And then I just shut my phone and I put it down and I go,

01:40:20.780 well,

01:40:21.300 I like when they have like a long paragraph about like something.

01:40:24.180 They're like,

01:40:24.480 you know,

01:40:24.660 Donnie Darkman was really onto something about the end of the world.

01:40:27.120 Also Raven's mouth is very wet.

01:40:29.020 What gets me is like,

01:40:32.320 I'm like,

01:40:33.000 people are like,

01:40:33.580 your mouth sounds.

01:40:35.000 They're so bad.

01:40:35.580 The mouth sounds.

01:40:36.240 And the numbers are like,

01:40:37.860 like,

01:40:38.720 I'm like,

01:40:39.120 what the fuck?

01:40:40.400 We need more mouth sounds.

01:40:42.620 More mouth sounds.

01:40:43.000 You guys are like masochistic,

01:40:44.700 right?

01:40:44.980 You're like,

01:40:45.240 I hate this.

01:40:45.920 Give me more.

01:40:47.400 Yeah,

01:40:47.560 I'm telling you,

01:40:48.040 this isn't,

01:40:48.460 this isn't a really a conspiracy show.

01:40:50.340 It should be an ASMR show.

01:40:52.440 We need to re,

01:40:53.300 uh,

01:40:53.580 relist what we're doing here.

01:40:55.680 And the show will take off.

01:40:56.720 I don't even,

01:40:57.080 you know,

01:40:57.420 it won't be our audience.

01:40:58.600 They won't give a fuck what we're saying,

01:41:00.060 but they're there.

01:41:00.600 They're there for the slaps.

01:41:01.800 You know what I'm saying?

01:41:02.240 If I keep it far away,

01:41:03.540 maybe nobody can hear.

01:41:04.860 Like,

01:41:05.060 I don't know.

01:41:05.380 Maybe I'm like too,

01:41:06.280 sometimes I'm like this and this is too much.

01:41:08.100 Maybe I should just be back here.

01:41:09.400 I've really been trying to figure it out and I don't know what to do.

01:41:12.420 You need it.

01:41:13.140 Like it's,

01:41:14.000 I'm spiraling.

01:41:15.060 You need a,

01:41:15.900 like,

01:41:16.060 so the roadcaster will have like a noise gate.

01:41:18.240 That'll help you a little bit,

01:41:19.600 but it's like $600 for the wet noise.

01:41:23.500 I like it.

01:41:24.040 I think it's $600 to make you guys not hear the net.

01:41:27.400 I'm not paying $600 to make you guys come.

01:41:30.000 Are you crazy?

01:41:30.960 Yeah.

01:41:31.440 No,

01:41:31.740 seriously.

01:41:32.080 You guys need to be more easily made to come.

01:41:34.440 That's crazy.

01:41:35.280 I'm not real.

01:41:35.760 Would you pay six,

01:41:36.520 $600 to make your wife come?

01:41:38.340 Like,

01:41:38.520 no,

01:41:38.720 that's crazy.

01:41:39.740 No,

01:41:39.880 this is free.

01:41:41.080 Okay.

01:41:41.440 Yeah.

01:41:42.260 Or somebody buy him a fucking roadcaster,

01:41:44.640 whatever.

01:41:45.220 If you don't like it,

01:41:45.920 do a full of Clint Russell,

01:41:46.940 go ahead and buy me.

01:41:48.240 A roadcaster guys.

01:41:49.720 Although I'm not a millionaire.

01:41:51.280 And so I don't know what to do with that.

01:41:52.720 That's,

01:41:53.200 that's a strange,

01:41:54.000 uh,

01:41:54.620 strange situation.

01:41:55.480 All right,

01:41:55.700 let's fucking,

01:41:56.320 let's,

01:41:56.660 let's wrap this shit up.

01:41:57.800 Uh,

01:41:58.080 is there anything that we should say to them about something cool before we go?

01:42:02.040 You're under spiritual warfare.

01:42:03.320 Guard your souls.

01:42:04.960 Shit.

01:42:05.420 That was good.

01:42:06.240 The greatest hypnotist on planet earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room.

01:42:12.800 It is constantly telling us what to believe is real.

01:42:16.580 You can persuade you.

01:42:18.660 That what they see with their eyes is what there is to see.

01:42:21.620 Because they'll laugh in the face of an explanation that portrays the bigger picture of what's happening.

01:42:29.540 And they have.

01:42:30.420 Okay.

01:42:30.880 Okay.

01:42:31.020 Bye.

01:42:31.380 Bye.

01:42:31.880 Bye.

01:42:33.800 Bye.

01:42:36.080 Bye.

01:42:37.080 Bye.

01:42:37.880 Bye.

01:42:38.700 Bye.

01:42:38.740 Bye.

01:42:39.840 Bye.

01:42:40.780 Bye.

01:42:41.020 Bye.

01:42:42.260 Bye.

01:42:43.380 Bye.

Nephilim Death Squad - April 08, 2024

N2A： The Eclipse Special

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