Nephilim Death Squad - September 26, 2026


NDS Q&A: Bible Canon, Moon Landing, Demons & Marriage

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2 hours and 30 minutes

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00:01:51 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Nephilim Death Squad.
00:01:58 I am David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.
00:02:00 That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.
00:02:02 Hey, what's up?
00:02:03 We are joined by Matthew Heppner, host of Straight Bible and professional podcaster,
00:02:07 no longer merchant of brown water.
00:02:09 Those days are behind him. 1.00
00:02:10 Pilgrim stranger.
00:02:11 I saw him pour coffee today, but I think it was his own coffee.
00:02:13 It was for himself, yeah.
00:02:14 Yeah.
00:02:15 Really can't even get the girls to pour a cup of coffee for you, huh?
00:02:17 Quite selfish.
00:02:18 Before we get into it, a little reminder.
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00:02:42 We do weekly Bible studies and the SBS, as well as group fasting and prayer sessions, all kinds of cool stuff, all focused around Christ. 1.00
00:02:50 you can be a part of those things if you was on patreon you could also get a little discount code
00:02:54 off of merchandise from toplobster.com look at that and look at that if you're listening
00:03:00 sucks to be you if you're watching look at that if you were watching the straight bible episode
00:03:04 right before this one uh we did a q a we did but we aired some of the artwork that will be up here 0.90
00:03:10 that was like the straight bible artwork that'll be t-shirts canvas things like that um maybe we'll
00:03:16 show them some uh nds of maybe not maybe not i don't know it depends if they behave but you can
00:03:20 go and get these designs while they're still here um what do you so you want to interrupt
00:03:24 he wants his volume up he's like damn dave jumping all over and i had a conversation because i've
00:03:33 been very nasty to matt and matt uh is is got a heavy spirit about it but he brought up some 0.72
00:03:37 valid points and i'm sorry i'd like to apologize to you matt in front of the audience i'm sorry
00:03:42 that i made your spirit heavy and that i was such a nasty bitch i don't like that will you forgive
00:03:46 me it doesn't feel right do you forgive me yeah i always forgive you okay i'm saying i don't want 0.69
00:03:50 to ruin your show i know how it goes and i don't want to do that i feel terrible whenever that
00:03:54 happens we can move forward amicably and we could do a good show together right yeah okay you kidding
00:04:00 me dude i guess the hardest thing about that was like the week that it was me and you that was like
00:04:04 a great week i'm thinking that it's me i'm the problem no no no there's a dynamic when it's the
00:04:09 three of us that gets wonky me and you are great me and you are great you two are great
00:04:13 three of us doesn't work do an all-out catastrophe it's just too much energy
00:04:20 i've tried to articulate my my gripe uh to you with your behavior and i've failed to do so i
00:04:26 can't really quantify what it is that happens when the three of us are together but it does 1.00
00:04:30 fill me with unbridled rage you kept saying your stupid face your stupid face a lot of it is the 1.00
00:04:35 face no it's very um just so bothered yeah at my presence yeah okay but then at the same day they're 1.00
00:04:42 like Matt come on the show come on the show I'm like no I got stuff I gotta no Matt come on the
00:04:46 show yeah so you can be bothered by me like I don't well it's like I like you and I have these
00:04:50 ideas of how this should go and then it just doesn't do that there's like little things like
00:04:55 like like uh you call them like microaggressions like when he turns his whole back to the camera
00:04:59 that's what i like those things i know that there's things that i do that it's just who i am
00:05:06 yeah he hates it another one that he does is where he leans entirely out of frame he doesn't
00:05:11 hate you he hates your immutable characteristics yes these things that you cannot change about
00:05:16 yourself these are the things that i can't stand about you know and i get it and i'm not even 0.72
00:05:20 saying you're wrong hold on hold on i'm saying i don't like to do that yeah yeah you can put that
00:05:24 but no no i'm not mr nasty i just had i just had no no see the it's reasonable stuff right like
00:05:30 we've got a little uh frame that each each person's got a frame of their camera that especially if we
00:05:35 do like a three split right and then matt just does this thing where he's like well how can i
00:05:40 how can i escape this frame and he goes all the way out of it as far as he can okay if i'm laughing
00:05:46 and trying not to laugh on camera that's what that's reasonable and trying not to cough on
00:05:51 camera yeah or sometimes i just gotta stretch real quick there's some of that sometimes well
00:05:56 there's a there's a plethora of other things and i'm sure they'll come to mind as we do this uh
00:06:00 q a but i promise to not let them get to me because they're asking questions somebody is
00:06:04 saying it's up to matt it's looking like october i think they're talking about the event that we're
00:06:08 supposed to be doing oh that's right uh no that's no longer happening david nino rodriguez did a 0.80
00:06:13 little bit of research as to who we are and was like fuck that that's not what he's talking about 0.97
00:06:17 oh that's not what he's talking about okay he's talking about something else okay never mind 0.99
00:06:20 he's talking about your own shit subby yeah he's talking about me coming on the show which 0.99
00:06:25 you know raven came on that show i came all over that fun and he turned it into this crazy thing 0.99
00:06:31 but i still loved him and didn't get mad at him for it it was subliminal messenger so what's the
00:06:35 name of it i think it was something different subliminal messenger uh well he's got a couple
00:06:38 of different things that he does and one of them is like these movie reviews i forget exactly what
00:06:43 he's named it but i thought it was great and i really did enjoy the movie and i felt like i had
00:06:47 deep cutting insights as to the movie about the jews the movie about the jews yeah i remember
00:06:51 that one and i was it's not like i don't get the overarching you know message or is it arching
00:06:55 message of um are you gonna let victimhood turn you into this evil person it's like that's step 0.73
00:07:02 two but first we have to identify the problem the jews the jews and so i thought i did a fantastic 0.98
00:07:07 job of that and um i really enjoyed it so go and check that out as well as i guess you're gonna do 0.74
00:07:12 another episode with subliminal messenger come uh october i saw uh predator oh predator badlands
00:07:19 that's right which is the dialogue about race mixing what's up with the camera should i care
00:07:24 or no i think you look good why i feel like you might be like hey that's too pasty uh it's just
00:07:28 i don't know i'm not sweating it's just somebody said something like joe rogan on covid oh that's
00:07:33 right yeah that's a good reference the problem is guys i mean it's that that is uh yeah what is it
00:07:39 This is the look of a $900 camera, and this is the look of a $2,000 camera.
00:07:45 That's right.
00:07:45 You see the color?
00:07:46 The colors are so great.
00:07:47 Yeah.
00:07:48 Really enjoy the colors.
00:07:48 Get a book with top.
00:07:49 We'll do it.
00:07:50 By the way, before we get any further, I want to remind everybody we're going to be at Truth or Con.
00:07:54 Matt's not going to be at Truth or Con.
00:07:56 Are you coming?
00:07:57 I don't like the way you asked that question, but I'm planning on going to Truth or Con.
00:08:02 Yeah.
00:08:02 You're not planning on coming to?
00:08:05 No, no.
00:08:06 I'm going to be there.
00:08:06 i opened my box from uh jeremiah hell yeah on the thing on tuesday okay so you're in
00:08:12 that's very exciting so we're all going to be at truther con in uh november november 7th through
00:08:17 the 8th if you guys are interested in buying tickets and coming and seeing us you could do
00:08:21 so at truthercon.com that's in dallas texas by the way and if you use promo code nd squad
00:08:27 you can get 10 off the entire thing i don't know what the entire thing is but um and there's a lot
00:08:34 of people a lot of people it's a whole array of content creators most of which i don't know
00:08:40 who they are at all but we'll be there and you guys know us so that's what's important all right
00:08:44 so let's get into some of these questions like i said if you're a patreon member you can submit
00:08:49 questions and that's a perk and we'll actually read them check that shit out and we're gonna
00:08:54 start with give me a second how do i do this um is it g by jonathan hold on let me put these in 0.53
00:09:01 order from when we got them uh newest okay that's way better it's a little bit better
00:09:07 you think so is it way better yeah yeah i think it's way better exactly the same no there's some
00:09:12 more reds in there which is what you know that's good for your face that actually yeah that makes 0.98
00:09:18 a little more reasonable what just sliding out of frame i knew it i knew it no no you gotta say
00:09:24 where you're at this is fine you got it no it's fine um all right so i'm gonna start with it looks
00:09:29 like Sparrow knows
00:09:32 oh hey Sparrow would have been the first one
00:09:33 she said oh wait did we talk about
00:09:35 Truth or Con we did you want to bring it up
00:09:37 go ahead bring it up yeah I'm sorry no it's alright
00:09:39 you were producing camera footage
00:09:41 what do you want to say about it Truth or Con we'll be there
00:09:43 right question everything is this where you're going to get 0.99
00:09:45 the cum on your chest this is where Elijah Schaefer 1.00
00:09:47 is going to shoot me in the chest because I told the story 1.00
00:09:49 about him talking like an abbo for a long 1.00
00:09:51 time or he might not be 0.97
00:09:53 he might actually be in prison
00:09:55 why would he be in prison
00:09:57 I think he's actually 0.99
00:09:59 um in in it with the fbi in a big way so which is fucking crazy oh this black guy oh i love that 1.00
00:10:07 you know what before we start let's do this clavicular is gonna be there uh i don't know 0.75
00:10:12 who that guy is okay uh this guy does comedy yeah the unexplained culture coach collins should we
00:10:18 let's just look this guy up yeah let's look him up right now well let's read his bio what's that
00:10:21 say nobody can see it it's very small uh it says he has 800 episodes and a tagline that doubles
00:10:27 of the house rule where thinking is encouraged oh wait up he's got a website let's check that out
00:10:31 let's go oh he's selling merch you know what this isn't gonna work for me okay well we're gonna see
00:10:37 that guy there and you're gonna see him too if you're there and uh there's other people danny
00:10:41 of the rabbit hole podcast clavicular is gonna be there um i think uh john pounders john pounders
00:10:49 jp or no jt follows jc also brian of demon eraser it's gonna be a good time we're just
00:10:55 keep this black guy on the screen now hey there we go to do the amy you guys have really come out
00:11:00 thank you so much for the support love that more prayers please thank you thank you appreciate that
00:11:06 more prayers please thank you more now now thank you all right let's start the let's start the
00:11:11 reading okay whatever we're doing here uh sparrow knows says who would win in an arm wrestling match
00:11:16 top raven or matt i would absolutely win that uh i don't think so i saw your biceps they they
00:11:21 they're not as strong as you think my biceps are very strong my body is coach colin you want to
00:11:25 let's actually look at coach colin really quick sure don't bring about your don't bring his merch
00:11:29 up though no not that i am coach colin what's he coach he's got 361 000 subs i don't know what he 0.95
00:11:35 does fuckers crushing uh 10 seconds to run candace owens humiliate oh no candace owens got the call 0.99
00:11:40 what happened here damn this dude is damn candace owens candace owens candace owens 1.00
00:11:45 candace owens this is candace owens playlist that's crazy as hell well i mean you know he 0.99
00:11:49 knows what's uh what's viral yeah uh i don't know what this guy does uh is he uh i mean he
00:11:55 seems to be conspiracy leaning your body is always giving you signals whoop helps you understand
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00:12:31 his he's got million a million views on this one fucking crushing i don't know what this guy does 0.98
00:12:36 i'm gonna ask him what he does in person yeah clearly we don't know shit because this guy 0.99
00:12:40 knows it all he's got great views and i guess he's got stop hiding your faith uh i don't know
00:12:46 what this guy's about he's even more of a mystery to me now that i've looked at his content what do
00:12:51 you think matt you're allowed to talk he looks like charles barkley i mean i don't know if i
00:12:55 can really zoom in that it's kind of a long distance view but charles barkley is you know
00:13:02 what's funny i used to think charles barkley was celo like look that's like from that view
00:13:06 that's charles barkley yeah you thought charles barkley was celo yes actually uh that's uh yeah
00:13:11 I understand that as well.
00:13:12 Well, I think, I mean, CeeLo went by Gnarls Barkley at one point.
00:13:17 He did. 0.58
00:13:18 That's what fucked me all up. 0.92
00:13:19 Right, right. 0.83
00:13:20 I can see that.
00:13:21 He just has that voice, though.
00:13:21 You can't really mix that voice up.
00:13:23 He did crazy, and then he never did anything else.
00:13:26 What?
00:13:26 No, he writes, he's a ghostwriter.
00:13:27 He writes a lot of stuff.
00:13:28 Oh, do you guys?
00:13:29 I'm talking about CeeLo.
00:13:30 Okay, but he was Goody Mob before he ever did.
00:13:32 That's what I'm saying.
00:13:33 No, but I'm saying that was the end of what he did.
00:13:35 Yeah, Goody Mob crushed, though, dude.
00:13:37 No, CeeLo is a genius producer.
00:13:40 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:13:40 Gelo went to his high school with like Questlove and Big Boy from Outkast. 0.99
00:13:44 What a crazy ass school. 0.99
00:13:46 That kid. 1.00
00:13:46 Andre 3000.
00:13:47 What a crazy school.
00:13:48 He came out of that.
00:13:49 I love Outkast.
00:13:49 It was a high school.
00:13:51 It was just a high school of just talented dudes.
00:13:53 No, Goody Mob crushes like Outkast.
00:13:54 No, but what I'm saying is after that single.
00:13:57 That was just his biggest single.
00:13:58 Kind of went away.
00:13:58 But that kind of stopped making his own music.
00:13:59 Wasn't he on like a TV show too?
00:14:01 Like by the time you, like if you go from Goody Mob like on TV.
00:14:04 Yeah.
00:14:05 That's, it is like what do you do next?
00:14:06 He's like Snoop Dogg now where Snoop Dogg doesn't really make music. 0.98
00:14:09 he's a he's a personality and it just probably makes it more money like he does other shit 0.93
00:14:13 i thought the same thing like pharrell kind of did the arby's hat and he did uh happy 0.96
00:14:18 yeah no but pharrell's body of work is insane pharrell's awesome he's actually a vampire i
00:14:24 don't know if you knew that yeah yeah silo no pharrell yeah pharrell's a vampire he's not uh
00:14:29 i liked him back in neptunes when he was in neptunes and he was in uh something else i forgot 0.96
00:14:34 the neptune sound and uh but he was great i i really enjoyed him and then he did a stupid hat
00:14:38 and he did a banger of a song that despicable me picked up and then he was like i don't gotta 0.97
00:14:42 fucking make music yeah i'm done and i don't like respect the hell yeah dude get out what's what's 0.95
00:14:47 the point in hanging out anymore if i didn't need dollars for anything i would just disappear 0.99
00:14:50 under this pharrell 2013 2003 1990 and in 1492 it's just funny because it doesn't look like him 0.78
00:14:56 at all that's fucking pharrell dude what are you talking about looks like somebody totally different 0.83
00:15:02 this is fit is flat earther shit this is a dude that doesn't age yeah well that is true and then 0.99
00:15:07 He makes influential music for the masses. 0.99
00:15:09 Maybe he doesn't age because he's happy.
00:15:11 You know, sadness and stress really do a number on you.
00:15:13 No, it's not time travel, Matt.
00:15:14 Jeez, catch up, dude.
00:15:15 This is a dude that has been alive forever.
00:15:17 Yeah.
00:15:18 Hasn't died.
00:15:19 Him and Nicolas Cage.
00:15:21 Him and Nicolas Cage.
00:15:21 Nicolas Cage might be immortal.
00:15:23 Actually, this show is going sideways, but I heard that Nicolas Cage was supposed to be,
00:15:28 he was approached to be the Green Goblin in Sam Raimi's Spider-Man originally.
00:15:33 And I'm like, wow.
00:15:34 i mean i i think william defoe did a he did an excellent job there's no way around it yeah
00:15:39 so you never see he's never seen the movie spider-man it's so crazy where the hell were
00:15:43 you around 9 11 though you've never seen spider i'm a i'm a bit of a what do you say i'm a bit
00:15:48 of a scientist myself yeah yeah i like that i'm a bit of a nigga myself oh that's right i'm sorry
00:15:56 i'm not supposed to say william defoe is a fantastic actor i love yeah he really is but
00:16:00 it does it leaves this uh yearning in my heart for what could have been yeah like i want both i
00:16:05 want both of you and i think with ai i think we can do it i think we can uh like it with enough
00:16:11 uh water power i don't know if you can get ai to act like nicholas cage i mean he's just so 0.81
00:16:16 unique dude what do you mean i'm a you know they canceled he was uh he was um the hands and shit
00:16:23 wait you're saying he's a good actor no he's horrible but he's so bad he's excellent but
00:16:28 i'm okay i'm i think ai can do it i think we can rerun guys i don't know if this if we have the
00:16:35 capability but if you do rerun i think it's like a run time of almost two hours and 10 minutes or
00:16:39 something like that the original spider-man or you could just clip the scenes of willem defoe
00:16:43 only substitute him for nicholas cage and write the prompt to be like uh same exact lines well
00:16:50 not same exact lines but close because yeah nicholas cage will take liberties oh yeah yeah
00:16:54 but it's got to be in the style of like the wicker man yeah yeah you know where he's like 0.80
00:16:58 the bees and there's the bees there over his head and shit i uh i really do like nicholas cage run 0.98
00:17:03 that shit through ai and i want to watch that movie again but with just nicholas cage still 0.99
00:17:08 reserve says he's he sucks at acting that's all i've ever known about him and everything i see 0.98
00:17:12 him on i'm like wow this guy's terrible so you didn't like um what's the what's the movie the 0.50
00:17:16 national treasure you didn't like national treasure no i feel like him you didn't like
00:17:19 ghostwriter costner you didn't like face off keanu reeves a lot of these guys just look like
00:17:24 they're reading off cue cards yeah dog just that does not stop me from enjoying the matrix and john
00:17:28 wick i don't care fair point that the movie could still be good but i'm just saying that it can be
00:17:32 good it's not even it's incredible i want somebody to use ai to replace the main i mean replace yeah 0.75
00:17:38 uh neo replace him with fucking nicholas cage put nicholas cage in all your favorite movies 0.81
00:17:44 and they would become your favorite favorite movies dude they would be even more i am very 0.99
00:17:49 serious about this by the way uh i just noticed this is a little bit of an aside because cage
00:17:54 was supposed to be superman did you know that's right and it got canceled they even had a i'll
00:17:59 show you yeah they had a mock-up they had him in an outfit he had long hair it was a little off
00:18:03 putting yeah i didn't like the like he had like shoulder length hair as superman which i thought
00:18:07 was it's like the world we that could have been you know and we just like messed it up oh yeah
00:18:13 yeah this is like uh when they destroyed the zeppelins in the hinderberg incident false flag
00:18:18 and then we just deviated from the timeline
00:18:20 where we could have had that kind of airship technology.
00:18:22 We could have had something great, and we lost it.
00:18:26 Here it is, Matt.
00:18:27 Look at this.
00:18:28 I don't like the choice.
00:18:30 Look at what we lost.
00:18:30 That's not real.
00:18:31 Oh, yeah.
00:18:32 That's real. 0.99
00:18:33 That's potentially the dumbest picture I've ever seen. 1.00
00:18:36 What? 0.99
00:18:37 Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to argue with that.
00:18:41 This is terrible.
00:18:42 Do you not weep?
00:18:43 Does your soul not weep for this never happening?
00:18:45 No. 0.99
00:18:45 would have been just how did they get a chick to look that similar that's nicholas cage no nicholas
00:18:50 cage so you know the memes that come out of spider-man 3 when he's emo and he's doing like
00:18:53 the walk down the sidewalk and it becomes him like that the memes that would have come from
00:18:57 nicholas cage's superman would have been immortalized but the thing is with ai we can do this
00:19:03 we can do people are using ai to create the antichrist they're creating a vessel to imbue
00:19:07 the antichrist and did you hear that we're going to rename our ai neffy and try to give it life i
00:19:12 don't know if we should name it it's a little sketchy it is irresponsible but this is a
00:19:16 responsible use of ai recreating your favorite things with nicholas cage that i agree this
00:19:22 podcast but everybody's nicholas cage would be a much better podcast your mother but she's
00:19:26 nicholas uh speaking of the next question from still reserved is is your mom hot my mom no did
00:19:32 we get the first question the first question was who would win in an arm wrestling match i already
00:19:36 declared that i would win no um you can't just say that that's very clear and it's a reasonable
00:19:42 thing it's funny because this question came up in the straight bible q a as well who would win
00:19:46 in a fight between top and raven and we brought up the fact that we just shoot each other yes i
00:19:50 would never lose i'd bite top it would just be sure there were specific rules no crotch grabs
00:19:56 no eye posts no no no these guys are very specifically like fighting like doesn't make
00:20:01 any sense like if me and you have beef and it's gonna go this way like shooting shooting yeah
00:20:06 there's not gonna be anything else that's right elijah shaffer by the way look forward to me and
00:20:09 elijah shaffer shooting each other in the chest at truth or con don't understand like this is what
00:20:12 i mean when i say i work with crazy people like literally crazy people uh spider-man i was doing
00:20:19 that yesterday my wife didn't like that i forgot what we were talking about but i oh i was watching 0.90
00:20:22 this fucking homeless guy and i was like i think i should uh go and talk to that and then i as i'm 0.96
00:20:28 sitting there waiting at the light he starts going like this to cars that are driving by 0.99
00:20:30 nice and i go okay no i shouldn't go talk to i don't think i should go talk to that guy 0.66
00:20:35 they might ejaculate on me my mom is not high wait coming out of the gym
00:20:38 going to the gym it's a different homeless guy that like i've never said there was a weird one 0.97
00:20:44 coming out of the gym yesterday if you were to go sitting on the ground with a lot of words on a
00:20:48 sign no okay i forget what his sign said but it was something specific it was like a unique one
00:20:54 where you can go straight to walmart or you can make the left or go north yeah yeah towards towards
00:20:58 you yeah he was right there you know there's like the big sign right there and there's somebody
00:21:02 always right there did he have dreads it was a new guy no no it's like a younger guy it was a
00:21:05 new guy but i like rolled up to the thing he held the sign up and i like head nodded to him like
00:21:11 this to like talk to him and he thought you were gonna have a money because he realized
00:21:14 he's like disgusting yeah dude of course of course he's gonna chat it up with him at the
00:21:19 red light you want to talk i don't think that means you're the only person i know that keeps
00:21:23 saying that it's like dude i can't buy fent with a conversation thank you very much it's a little
00:21:28 rude you can't like no i'm just here for the money if you're not giving me money i'm moving
00:21:31 on that's the kind of yeah that's the guy that i was just talking about people like some people 0.99
00:21:35 call that real nigga shit is your mom hot i feel like david's mom is hot but he doesn't want to 0.99
00:21:41 tell us i've always felt that my mom is pretty but she's uh she's uh you know and i don't want 1.00
00:21:47 i'm not trying to disparage my mom but she has a lot of weight on her because she's older you're
00:21:52 saying when she was young and underweight i think my mom was very pretty yeah my mom was
00:21:56 she's thick is what you're saying uh no i don't think my mom's built like a potato on uh toothpicks
00:22:01 i know what you're talking about no i know that oh that's he's talking about that sign which one 0.95
00:22:07 oh torta yeah i mean she's white your mom's a torta but she is she's a white torta uh she's a
00:22:12 torta so but your mom's not hot huh matt she's a mom i mean she's a grandma what's that got to do
00:22:20 with anything though i don't know why aren't we asking about top's mom um oh because we all 0.99
00:22:25 already know her i mean she's got huge tits oh my god okay this is really uncomfortable 0.99
00:22:32 she watches the show this is this became a problem because toad kept saying that 0.99
00:22:38 on tower gang kept calling her mama heavies and then and then clint started calling her mama
00:22:44 heavies and then cole started calling her mama heavies and then these guys sleep at my house
00:22:50 then they all come and when they see her toad accidentally toad accidentally says mama heavy
00:22:56 while we're eating lasagna at the table and my mom's like you're just gonna let them talk like
00:23:01 that i'm like what am i supposed to do what am i supposed to do with these guys hey guys stop
00:23:05 saying my mom's got huge if i tell it if i tell them to stop saying it they're gonna say it harder
00:23:10 and i'm just like it's you know that's that's on you dog okay uh wait can we talk about like
00:23:17 an old picture no no i'm talking like an old pictures like when you saw them in pictures of
00:23:21 your parents before you were born my mom never has pictures of her i can't even like she just
00:23:25 never took there's some og pictures of my mom and dad they're just like happy in california 1.00
00:23:30 i'm gonna show you guys a picture and just like doing their thing my dad used to bag bitches in 0.99
00:23:34 front of me it was weird crazy yeah i didn't like that yeah interesting it was made me uncomfortable 0.99
00:23:39 as a child my parents just put up a picture recently in their house it's a canvas and my
00:23:44 mom used ai to uh generate it yeah probably the greatest picture ever i'm trying to find it i'm
00:23:51 trying to find it but i would say one of the greatest pictures ever taken in humankind i can't
00:23:58 find it all right damn it it's it's a pic it's their wedding photo but behind them in between
00:24:04 them is jesus and he's like ordaining their wedding hell yeah and i'm just like this is the 0.96
00:24:09 most psychotic spanish picture i've ever seen my dad's wearing an all-white tux like a boss
00:24:14 yeah that's like that's like the real way oh yeah oh yeah my uh and jesus is like my father-in-law
00:24:19 he does this really funny thing where like he's heavy and he doesn't leave his sofa yeah but how
00:24:25 often do you see your father-in-law very very rarely okay and he he does this thing where he
00:24:30 has his own tiktok and instagram where he just steals other people's content of like going around
00:24:36 the world and he posts it constantly and and pretends that he lives a life where he's going
00:24:41 around the world oh my god and it's manic like he's always doing it he's always in italy he's
00:24:46 always in south america he's always telling people that he's there at a certain point are
00:24:50 you really there if you know do you kind of believe it after a while i mean if you do that
00:24:54 for x amount of years how long is it till you're like yeah i'm there how crazy is that though that's
00:24:58 a wild move yeah like i you know and then like when when my mother-in-law came to visit he didn't
00:25:06 come to visit uh but he was very adamant that she take a lot of pictures and videos so that she can
00:25:14 send it to him so he can post it and pretend he was in florida brilliant which is wild your body
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00:25:50 Okay, so G-Pi Jonathan says,
00:25:52 I like that energy.
00:25:53 If you had to remove one book
00:25:55 or add one book to the Bible,
00:25:56 what would it be and why?
00:25:58 Oh, if I had to remove one book,
00:26:00 I'd remove the book that shouldn't have been there
00:26:02 in the first place.
00:26:02 The book of Esther. 0.96
00:26:04 Oh, that one's about the Jews, right? 1.00
00:26:05 Well, they're all about the Jews.
00:26:07 All the books are about the Jews.
00:26:08 But this one specifically, very Jewish. 1.00
00:26:09 Don't like how it is. 1.00
00:26:11 I don't like the ritual of Purim that comes with it. 0.53
00:26:14 Isn't that poop? 0.70
00:26:15 No, Purim.
00:26:17 Purim.
00:26:18 It's a little different.
00:26:19 This is when they dress up like demons.
00:26:21 And it's basically Halloween.
00:26:23 Oh, okay.
00:26:23 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99
00:26:23 Jewish Halloween.
00:26:24 I don't like that book. 1.00
00:26:26 It's nonsensical.
00:26:27 It doesn't mention God.
00:26:29 It kind of parades around the fact that...
00:26:31 You're going to pretend he didn't just hiccup?
00:26:33 I don't care about that.
00:26:34 I never criticized about that.
00:26:36 That's you guys.
00:26:36 No, I'm not saying critical.
00:26:37 I'm just saying you don't think that's interesting that he hiccups like that?
00:26:40 He burps in the mics.
00:26:41 He hiccups.
00:26:42 He hiccups like regular?
00:26:44 Like you've heard that before?
00:26:44 Sometimes I've heard him do a number of body sounds.
00:26:47 I don't do farts in here, though.
00:26:49 That's really—
00:26:49 No, and I respect you for that.
00:26:51 I respect that, too.
00:26:51 He wouldn't fart in my house either because the room is too small.
00:26:54 It's too small.
00:26:55 I'm not going to fart in there.
00:26:55 I like my personal favorite sound that David makes is when he's sitting there and he goes—
00:27:01 and like yeah yeah yeah when he says burp he'll say burp when he burps yeah yeah you brought that
00:27:08 up the other day you actually said you're not allowed to say burp you know what though with
00:27:12 the flirting everything else is fine but it goes hand in hand with the whole uh not walking around
00:27:16 the house in underwear either like it's weird like the things that yeah he won't walk around
00:27:20 the house in underwear yeah i didn't know that yeah well you were gone for a week there's no
00:27:24 very close there's no underwear in my house incredibly friendly just nobody's doing that
00:27:27 hurt on me i also made it very clear that i don't have the my son he never enters uh my bed ever 0.89
00:27:33 ever yeah yeah especially not in the morning though because uh dad's bricked up with a piss 0.94
00:27:38 boner so you don't like you imagine he has like no boundaries yeah it's very weird you can't yeah
00:27:45 that's something hey he's like he's like no no no get out of here oh yeah daddy's hard get out
00:27:50 it's bizarre that he's got boundaries it's a bizarre thing that he has boundaries but he does
00:27:55 do like not far yeah i don't understand i have a stiff hand at the door he opens the door i go
00:27:59 what are you doing yeah yeah i don't understand his boundaries at all because they're very much
00:28:03 like uh whatever he wants but then with with you matt there there are boundaries and i'm like i
00:28:07 don't get this i'm studying i don't know if you guys know this but i'm studying your behavior
00:28:11 with each other hmm funny i was studying yours well i'm i'm finding a lot of things that i didn't
00:28:17 know would have set me off um you know there's the constant reading of the chat it's another one of
00:28:24 those just you know it's it's it's really death by a thousand cuts you know it's so hard for me
00:28:31 to say what it is that you do i love that you finally are getting to the stage where you're
00:28:35 at least trying to articulate why you hate me get out of your points of the door
00:28:39 yeah i don't know it's it's very hard to to put it all into a cat
00:28:45 to categorize it and to sum it up especially in a way that would be constructive very difficult
00:28:51 okay and what is it that like when it's just me and you that it doesn't bother you uh you know
00:28:56 what you don't do it you you're actually much more careful i've noticed uh when it's just me
00:29:00 and you to uh be locked into the conversation i'll try to do that i like when david cracks his
00:29:06 neck it's very loud it's like he does one pop oh yeah probably do it right now right pop oh god
00:29:13 yeah it's gonna kill me one day it's gonna one day one day he's gonna go 0.97
00:29:17 just fucking fall over and it's been a great episode of nephilim death squad that's probably 0.97
00:29:22 the last one we'll do holy shit um i i would like to somebody said jim bowman said i would like to 0.98
00:29:28 see enoch added but he goes jokingly just so they could remove it again if enoch does belong there
00:29:34 i think that would be cool not two and three enoch one um would be a cool book but then i mean you
00:29:41 know then if it's like if you add enoch what about jubilee what about the book of giants and then i
00:29:45 I think things get real wonky in a lot of those.
00:29:48 I do leave the door open for the idea that we had things that were in excess of 30, 40, 100 feet tall even.
00:29:56 Well, the Orthodox Bible has other epistles from different apostles.
00:30:01 Big, vady epistles?
00:30:03 Yeah, but they're taken out of the Bible for whatever reason.
00:30:05 I don't know why.
00:30:07 I think that we definitely are missing books from the Bible that could have been in there.
00:30:12 But man's interpretation, it doesn't affect our relationship with God, but it affects some knowledge that we just aren't privy to because it's not canon.
00:30:23 But we were talking a little bit about the NAR, the New Apostolic Reformation, which I want to do a deep dive on since that Jamie Wolden episode.
00:30:30 And these guys, a big tenet of what they're saying is that they're receiving new revelation from God.
00:30:38 What's wrong with that?
00:30:40 Well, it's coming from outside of the Bible, 0.72
00:30:41 and then they're claiming themselves to be the authority on XYZ, 1.00
00:30:44 and then they're also like the rest of their fruits are very gay and bad. 0.97
00:30:47 So it's like it's a mixed bag. 1.00
00:30:50 When you're getting a revelation from God, how are we going to vet that, dude?
00:30:53 Because right now you're telling me that God said this.
00:30:56 I don't know.
00:30:56 That's what those guys told me.
00:30:58 That's canonical.
00:30:59 That's the Bible.
00:30:59 But you're saying this, and you're wearing skinny jeans and ripped pants.
00:31:01 Oh, you're saying guys that say, like, I got this revelation,
00:31:04 and now you've got to live by it, or like this is the word of God?
00:31:09 that's different i mean god can speak to you and give you revelation but that's what i mean though
00:31:14 yeah like this is like god told me well it's an interesting thing because there's the word of god
00:31:19 like god can speak to me right now god can speak to you right now but it's not on the same level
00:31:23 as the scripture like the like the word of god it seems has levels right and like the written
00:31:27 word of god is the highest level the problem it seems that these guys these guys are exalting
00:31:32 themselves and they're calling themselves capital a apostles and that would mean that uh they have
00:31:38 authority over the church body
00:31:40 like the establishment
00:31:41 the 501c3 which Jamie Walden did
00:31:44 not like your 501c3 talk 0.99
00:31:45 let me tell you man he fucking reamed you 0.99
00:31:47 out dog it was crazy 1.00
00:31:49 fucking left you gaping 1.00
00:31:51 bleeding what do you mean he loves the 1.00
00:31:53 501c3 system he is talking to
00:31:55 the mic when you talk to us I think what we did was
00:31:57 he is the 501c3 and it's like I understand
00:31:59 what he's saying too it's like it's just a
00:32:01 I'm not paying taxes no no no how many times
00:32:03 have I explained this it's not I don't care
00:32:05 about the 501c3 it's just
00:32:07 What do you want me to call it?
00:32:09 I like to take the least charitable interpretation of what you say and then present it.
00:32:13 I know, dude.
00:32:14 Yes, and I approve of that.
00:32:17 So, there's that.
00:32:18 You know what other noises I like that David makes?
00:32:20 There are some times, and I don't know when or why, he just breathes loud.
00:32:25 And there'll be...
00:32:25 Sometimes I'm struggling.
00:32:27 Yeah, but you're not even trying.
00:32:29 Remember in my house, this happened for episodes, and I was like,
00:32:32 yo, you got to move the mic from your head.
00:32:35 Yeah.
00:32:35 It was just like one nostril going...
00:32:37 Yeah, so I just feel like this is Genesis 46, 26 says all the souls that came with Jacob into Egypt, which came out of his loins, besides Jacob's son's wives, all the souls were 66 or in the King James.
00:32:52 It says three score Genesis six.
00:32:53 What?
00:32:54 No, Genesis 46, 46, 40, chapter 46, verse 26 and 27.
00:32:59 and the sons of joseph which were born him in egypt were two souls all the souls of the house
00:33:04 of jacob which came into egypt were 70 i mean and the king james is going to say three score and 10
00:33:10 uh in verse 27 is going to say three score and six in verse 26 so there so it's talking about 66
00:33:18 plus the sons of joseph joseph himself and jacob make 70 right so like this it's interesting
00:33:29 that like the book the bible that we have today is 66 books but the book of psalms is five books
00:33:35 which so so it's we count it as one but it's actually five so it's four additional books
00:33:41 which would give you the 70 so it's interesting you have the 66 and the 70 right here 66 plus
00:33:46 70 no no no oh four yeah yeah um so it's an interesting thing i don't know i just it's just
00:33:53 an interesting observation i'm not saying that means these are the only books i'm not saying
00:33:57 that i'm just saying like it's a it's an interesting do you think that's why they took
00:34:00 into account to only put 66 there because that's genius if it is i don't know i just i don't know
00:34:06 i've heard it that's an interesting thought but then i also heard somebody break it down where
00:34:10 like on the i don't want to take the show off the rails but on like the menorah on the lamp stand
00:34:14 if you will that like the knops and the like like that's like the design that like charlie
00:34:19 kirk was killed inside of right oh yeah i don't know but there's like all the arms on it and
00:34:24 there's like almond buds and there's like the different things on it if you add all those up
00:34:28 it adds up to 66 so i don't know there's just which whatever does that mean anything no i'm
00:34:32 not saying it does not you know building a new denomination or a new 501c3 based on that there's
00:34:37 also like a part of the book of daniel that was excluded where he like kills a dragon yeah something
00:34:41 like that that's sick yeah it's sick uh i haven't read well there's two chapters extra in the so
00:34:46 called catholic bible that uh so called that are there's that and then there's another crazy one 0.88
00:34:52 i feel like there's hookers in it there's the there's the one where he kills the dragon there's 0.96
00:34:55 two chapters and the other one maybe there's some shady business going on with a hooker by a priest
00:35:00 or something i can't remember the exact story so i probably should know that but it's a but it's a
00:35:06 crazy story the two extra chapters in daniel are wild i do like the idea so dragons and then let's
00:35:12 say like actual giants like not just dudes that are like 12 feet tall but you know when people
00:35:16 get crazy and they go some of these things were 40 feet tall i go so much of what i learned about
00:35:22 greek mythology applies to this idea of the fallen angels and then demigods being nephilim and things
00:35:27 like that i actually don't have a problem with the idea of titans right like these unbelievably
00:35:33 massive entities maybe they were pre-flood entities and then you have all the evidence that
00:35:39 you know oh this mountain it's not really evidence right super anecdotal but this this mountain looks
00:35:44 like a giant on its side and the inside of the mountain has uh salt caverns that pink himalayan
00:35:50 salt looks like petrified innards and then you see well this rock formation looks like a giant
00:35:56 serpent face and there's so many of these things where you can't hang the devil's tower is like a
00:36:01 huge tree stump a huge tree and then you see also this instance i was watching it recently of uh
00:36:07 water rushing up out of trees and it starts to get into i think owen posted about that it gets
00:36:12 this conversation about like waters from below and waters from above and you know if this was
00:36:16 a giant tree the devil's tree at some point or the devil's tower and imagine just endless amounts of
00:36:22 water flowing up from inside this thing that's cut that water that water place that we went to uh
00:36:28 the fountain of you sort of thing that we never did a documentary on but like the waters below
00:36:32 that they said extended from here to like past alabama that's crazy like that that reservoir
00:36:39 of water. The aquifers. However, yeah,
00:36:41 however many hundreds of millions
00:36:43 of gallons in it. Your body is
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00:37:14 It's like basically you can't even deplete it.
00:37:17 Right.
00:37:17 They've been so much.
00:37:18 Yeah, they've just been draining it out.
00:37:19 And it's like they're like the water level doesn't change.
00:37:21 So, I mean, if you want to say the Book of Giants has descriptions of things that are just too far out of consideration, you know, like you can't have a 30, 40 foot.
00:37:32 I go, I don't know, man.
00:37:33 I just look at the Titans or any other story of the Titans.
00:37:38 the titans uh they predated the the um the gods the the greek pantheon i believe they were um
00:37:48 actually no i believe they were zeus's first kid so zeus is born from chronos and gaia
00:37:54 and then i guess he makes the rest of the pantheon i think the first wave of children that they have
00:38:00 are the titans the titans try to rebel against them which is an interesting idea these giants
00:38:05 rebelling against effectively fallen angels they're imprisoned in tartarus which is in you
00:38:11 know in greek mythology it's a prison yeah in the earth under the ocean and um and then after that
00:38:17 you only have instances of demigods so like hercules or perseus where there will be intermingling
00:38:23 between uh the pantheon and human women and then that will or sometimes human men because you have
00:38:29 like athena you're just saying all of that could totally i think so i'm totally fine by that we
00:38:35 just don't know we know that we have like a 6 000 year account of the descendants of adam
00:38:39 is what it seems like i mean who knows what else happened how big is the tree of life that's an
00:38:44 interesting question yeah who the hell knows um okay so did we answer that g by jonathan i hope
00:38:50 so yeah i think so uh chris from canada says why was john faster than peter the rock uh johnson
00:38:56 do you think he was it was an old age thing or maybe uh an overweight issue with peter was
00:39:03 feet are fat or was he old i don't know i mean i think uh most people take it that way that like
00:39:11 john must have been younger that's why he beat peter to the grave but it is interesting how 0.97
00:39:16 they both approach the grave maybe he's oh yeah you were talking about maybe peter's dumb well
00:39:23 well yeah maybe he got lost what were you gonna say i have no idea no i don't know maybe he's 0.96
00:39:33 overweight we don't know we don't know john beat him though maybe john's just fast as hell he's
00:39:38 kind of a crazy dude maybe peter was just like i don't know do i go like he'd already denied him
00:39:42 three times maybe he's just like i don't know man i don't know john's like all right could
00:39:45 have been you figure it out right like let me know just conviction to the to the thing yeah yeah 1.00
00:39:50 maybe eating the bugs no there's wrong john oh wrong john all right well fuck me then that john 0.97
00:39:55 is dead for a while at this point question for top what was what is your living or your i'm sorry 0.99
00:40:00 your live guitar rig my live guitar rig um oh shit i found out this saturday sparrows just 0.63
00:40:08 called me no i'm not playing at my house stop it call me peter i don't know if that's a that's a 0.97
00:40:12 good thing or a bad thing no i don't think so either right it's not a bad thing do you agree
00:40:18 with that? Peter was short, not Raven short, but pretty short. You know what? I don't know if I'm
00:40:23 Peter. I don't know. I think I see myself in a lot of characters in the Bible, but not one
00:40:30 character in general. Is that fair to say? Yeah, I think that's fair to say. Little aspects of all
00:40:35 different people. My guitar rig. I have an American Strat, black and white. It's a Rosewood fretboard.
00:40:43 i have a gretch electromatic i forget the the name of it but it's has three humbuckers in it
00:40:48 it's it's upgraded and then i have a prs uh paizo custom very nice playing that through
00:40:57 an fm9 fractal audio i know these are like words that don't know i'm totally i love it i have no 0.60
00:41:04 fucking idea what you're saying i was just thinking like this is a show that i'm dinger i mean and
00:41:08 then uh uh an expression pedal and a volume pedal for the uh the fm9 but fm9 is a is just a modeler 0.98
00:41:16 it's an amp modeler and you can put any uh foot pedals you want and so you can simulate generally
00:41:21 anything you want but that's my rig that's what i go through it it's a very nice rig there you go
00:41:26 who asked that we'll see it all this saturday yeah i thought i heard that too i was like wait
00:41:33 Yeah, it's a kid's show.
00:41:34 No, so the Stratocaster has a single coil.
00:41:37 It's a very thin...
00:41:38 Oh, I didn't realize that a single coil.
00:41:39 The humbuckers are the bigger ones that you see on like a Les Paul.
00:41:42 So a different type of guitar.
00:41:43 Because on the Les Paul... 1.00
00:41:45 That shit made me sweat. 1.00
00:41:46 The PRS is legit. 1.00
00:41:47 It's very nice.
00:41:48 It really is.
00:41:49 But I like the Strat.
00:41:50 So there's an American Stratocaster? 1.00
00:41:52 There's a Mexican Strat. 0.93
00:41:53 There's an American Strat. 0.69
00:41:54 There's one... 0.91
00:41:55 Israel?
00:41:56 Israeli, yeah. 1.00
00:41:56 I won't buy that. 1.00
00:41:57 There's a Japanese Strat.
00:41:59 Americans are the coolest, but I mean, realistically, all of them are good. 0.50
00:42:02 it just depends on the type of quality control but i like i'll buy an american because i'm like
00:42:06 i know they're not gonna fuck this up mexico doesn't really care about you not play freebird 0.99
00:42:11 freebird why the fuck would i play freebird that sucks oh i could play freebird i see why the fuck 0.98
00:42:17 would he play freebird i play mariachi honestly uh there's a mariachi song that came out like 1.00
00:42:23 a couple years ago and uh it slaps my wife used to play it in the car all the time like fuck this 0.99
00:42:27 is so good dude um all right so the pesky peasant says dear master cult leader retard sirs hey i'm 0.99
00:42:35 a fellow recovering new age retard faggot just like master raven hey dude what's up um i once 0.98
00:42:40 like pete asked if prs has a fast neck he said a fast neck no it doesn't have a fast neck not yet 0.99
00:42:46 what what makes it feel fast is they they painted the back of it so where your hand goes here it's
00:42:52 like it's the same paint as on on the body it's not all wood so it feels different but it's feel
00:42:56 like it. I like it. Gliding is fine. Yeah, it could be slippery. Could be good, right? Which
00:43:01 is why I don't play it. No, I don't play a maple neck because it's too slippery. I thought slippery
00:43:06 would be good to get your hands around it. Not great. You don't want slippery when you're playing
00:43:10 guitar. Some people do. They like it slippery. Some people like it dry. I like it real dry.
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00:43:45 days at WHOOP.com. So I came to Christ much like we all do. As Otis pointed out the other day,
00:43:52 he answered a desperate cry for help while i was suffocating in the depths of addiction
00:43:57 all right yeah dude um now i put my relationship with him above all else and it bears good fruit
00:44:02 all that said i veered very far off course previously and dragged my wife with me my wife
00:44:09 she's still lingering with a half a foot in the new age i pray for her and ask the lord to forgive
00:44:15 me and i ask him to help bring her out of the mess i dragged her into raven did you and your
00:44:21 wife go through anything like this uh master's top and matt with what appears to be 16 t's can 0.99
00:44:28 we get a douche for that that's a good hell yeah it's too many any advice besides that i'm a faggot 1.00
00:44:35 and should go cry on a ship and fuck myself respectfully with much retardation pesky so 0.99
00:44:41 first thing i want to do is address something uh breaking news guys we actually the name of the guy 0.99
00:44:47 from that episode of Chronicles
00:44:48 was Shipface, if you guys
00:44:51 remember correctly. And Shipface
00:44:53 Wait a minute, is that who
00:44:55 wrote this? No, no, no.
00:44:57 This is the email that Shipface sent.
00:44:59 I wanted to address it real quick. I blanked out when you were
00:45:01 reading that last question. Yeah, yeah, he basically
00:45:02 What did he say? He goes
00:45:03 You see him not yelling at you. I was watching
00:45:07 you blank out. Do you see the way he owns up to
00:45:09 He's like, hey, wait a second. No, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean
00:45:11 to do it. Same. I just fucking got lost.
00:45:14 He said 1.00
00:45:15 any advice besides that i'm a faggot and should go cry on a ship and fuck myself 1.00
00:45:20 oh that guy ship face was the guy that just that was the original story kept going it was just like 1.00
00:45:25 he was gonna kill himself and then he couldn't do the not he was getting bullied yeah it was that
00:45:31 guy yeah i kind of forgot about all that did you tell him about the whole drama of what happened
00:45:35 well let's let me address real quick um what ended up happening was a guy hit us up on our
00:45:39 facebook group or just was kind of airing out in the facebook group how facebook there's a facebook 0.99
00:45:43 group yeah he goes um you know i used to love these guys fuck them i hope they die something 0.99
00:45:49 like that i'm you know paraphrasing common and he just goes off to say like what a bunch of 0.99
00:45:53 terrible people who trash this guy in his hour of emails quite regularly you know all this stuff 0.68
00:46:00 the community immediately identified him as a homosexual and they start killing him in the 0.97
00:46:05 comments i mean they were just stretching his holes and by the time i see it by the time we
00:46:10 see it i just met around the same time i'm like oh man these guys have already done this so i just
00:46:15 wrote sounds like you drive a cruise ship which is in the comment and and then i think from there
00:46:21 he then he started he got a little he was already spiraling i made him spiral a little more well i
00:46:26 don't want to be uh so like he messaged you well yeah yeah we'll get to that so first off ship face
00:46:32 the crybaby cruise captain he reached out he said hey guys i just wanted to write in because i am not 0.87
00:46:37 that fag from alabama the truck driver in reference the guy that's complaining about 0.97
00:46:42 about the other guy he's the other guy you've been too mean to the ship face yeah that's what 0.99
00:46:46 he's saying that's the alabama truck driver who's saying that yeah he's like this guy
00:46:50 was suicidal and you guys were pushing him to it was like we were in other words anything we were
00:46:54 just commenting on his story his story was insane yeah and he was white knighting for a dude
00:46:58 effectively who never asked for it um i really appreciate you both roasting me it solidified 0.78
00:47:04 closing that chapter of my life and i'm in a much better place now less jewish kvetching and 0.99
00:47:09 recovering faggot uh you guys are crushing it and nds and straight bible have brought me closer 0.99
00:47:14 to god shout out to matt with five t's thank you ship face this is god bless ship face which i find 0.99
00:47:20 to be unfathomably based yeah sometimes you have to hear yourself like if he wrote that in he had
00:47:27 to hear us read it until he probably was just like yeah this is unbearable man yeah this is
00:47:30 I think the problem is hear it like that for the closure.
00:47:33 We spoke about it on two episodes. 1.00
00:47:34 It was so gay. 1.00
00:47:35 They were so egregious that it like bled over. 1.00
00:47:38 That was the one we did with Cashman.
00:47:39 Yeah, yeah.
00:47:40 I know.
00:47:40 But then we did another Chronicles and we kind of couldn't stop talking about it.
00:47:44 I was like, I feel bad about it now.
00:47:46 The audience was writing in and including context about this story.
00:47:50 So we had a guy that he was in the class, right?
00:47:53 That's right.
00:47:53 And he said people that are in those classes for some reason are incredibly emotional.
00:47:57 Yeah. 0.99
00:47:57 And a huge fucking mess. 0.99
00:47:59 Like that's what he said. 0.99
00:47:59 um so this guy was changed majors because of how bad it was yeah that that specific major was and 0.97
00:48:06 i was like oh so that's a real story but shipface has moved on he's based he's not a crybaby bitch 0.93
00:48:11 anymore he ain't gay no more he was just telling us about a period in his life now i send that to 0.99
00:48:15 the dude who's being a big bitch on facebook and then i get this message this morning uh or last 0.96
00:48:21 night he goes i'm sorry i love you i respect you for not blocking me i'm not just throwing this in 0.97
00:48:27 there this guy might be a little bit crazy you are the funniest person i've ever heard and your
00:48:31 show has been a blessing in my life that's to me right nope that's to me and i go hell yeah dog 0.94
00:48:36 don't worry about it it's all good but like what a cool ass recovery yeah ship face is like hell 0.97
00:48:41 yes i think that whole shit is wonderful so shout out to the dude from alabama did he message me 0.98
00:48:53 probably not i think you blocked him right oh yeah i did that's why should i keep him blocked 0.98
00:48:57 i unblocked him just to send him the message and then i said i'll keep him unblocked while he
00:49:00 marinates on it so shout out to the dude from alabama for crushing shout out to ship face for
00:49:05 crushing and you're unblocked hell yeah dude and let's get back to it um okay so i'll address the
00:49:11 first part and then he's got questions for you guys so did i go through anything like that with
00:49:15 my wife as far as like being in the new age um i met my wife at a time where i was
00:49:23 try so initially i met my wife and and yeah go ahead stretch your hands in front of that um
00:49:28 i was in conspiracy and trying to convince her that the world was all topsy-turvy and that
00:49:36 things were completely insane that was back in high school and then we re you know wait wait
00:49:41 wait, wait, wait. In high school, you guys weren't together, but you would tell her about
00:49:44 conspiracy theories? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And then, you know, we ended up crossing paths
00:49:49 again at like 22 years old. I'm 22 years old. And at that time, I was going through a breakup and I
00:49:57 was like diving right back into all of the research and the occult and the new age. And I was actually
00:50:04 absorbing a ton of content from Crowley, specifically Crowley at the time. And what
00:50:10 ended up happening was my wife became such a she wasn't my wife at the time but i became so fixated 0.95
00:50:15 on her that i was like i ain't got time for fucking crowley right now like you know i'm trying to 0.88
00:50:20 pursue this chick so it takes me off of that and then for a long time i'm just trying to build a 0.97
00:50:25 life and then you know a couple years later we have a a child and we're married and all this
00:50:30 stuff so that really occupies my life for a time um as far as was my wife ever in the new age i say
00:50:36 all that to kind of point out like i never really dragged her into those waters successfully 0.62
00:50:41 i wanted to show her all the stuff i had her watch fucking zeitgeist 2020 or not 0.94
00:50:46 2012 zeitgeist 2012 all that corny shit and you know but i would just yes she did save me from 0.98
00:50:54 gayness 100 means business um but she was just not very interested in all those things because 0.98
00:51:01 she's a normal person she's a normal person exactly um as far as her ever being new age 0.96
00:51:08 adjacent only in the way that like women seem to have that cultural baggage where like women will 0.99
00:51:14 be like oh spirituality or maybe there was a time when she thought crystals were pretty or something
00:51:19 like that's never been a prominent aspect of of her personality at all but i'm saying like
00:51:24 only within the confines of a normal um american you know western woman and their proclivities for
00:51:32 i mean she was raised jehovah's witness so she didn't even have the background of like harry 0.85
00:51:37 potter or whatever media typically comes along with the typical american experience that would 0.95
00:51:41 lean you towards witchcraft which i do think like harry potter and shit did kind of open the door 0.94
00:51:46 and then later on in your you know adult life women tend to become witchy if they were obsessed 1.00
00:51:51 with harry potter uh so she didn't even have that cultural bag so so it if it existed it was the 0.99
00:51:57 bare minimum and i was super blessed for that in fact in some ways she was almost arguably more
00:52:03 base than i was because she was never looking at conspiracy she was never looking at new age she
00:52:09 was never looking at occultism i was the one who was examining it because i could see it's you know
00:52:14 it's it's fingerprint all over uh society and i wanted to understand what that was she had no
00:52:20 inclination towards that um and then once i started to realize that jesus christ was real
00:52:25 it was a very slow and gradual walk and by the time i said yo this is something we should pursue
00:52:32 as a family she was like okay and it was just off to the races after that so uh i really lucked out
00:52:38 um in in that way so to answer your question pesky like it was only ever me dog uh my wife
00:52:44 was never into any of that stuff and she wasn't like really uh opposed to it either she didn't
00:52:49 have any kind of feeling um about it but he did ask uh top and matt with 16 t's any advice on how
00:52:57 to kind of get his wife out of that because what he's done is he's he's gotten her um one foot in
00:53:04 the new age because of his own proclivities and now even though he's on the other side of the
00:53:08 fence she's still there a little bit it's going to be harder to do for him because you've introduced
00:53:13 like religion and spirituality to it usually how women get into the new age woman woman whatever
00:53:18 how they get into that sort of thinking it's through uh well it's like media culture but a 0.94
00:53:26 big one i think is politics and and women don't realize that they're in politics or even dabbling
00:53:31 in politics but they will tend to go toward a leftist culture this is like my wife was there
00:53:37 uh my wife not in a leftist culture even though she she's raised conservative in church and all
00:53:43 that but like had these like leftist tendencies because they kind of want to fit in with everyone
00:53:49 else and like if you're in new york especially forget it like you're gonna want to fit in with
00:53:53 these people and you're gonna want to not rock the boat the best way to do that is to adhere to some
00:53:58 of these these qualities and that's just the truth of it but i broke that out of her early 0.95
00:54:03 i was like just with straight up just with like black people she's like she's like you're being 0.96
00:54:07 racist and i was like all right let's fucking find out she was like walking down the street 0.97
00:54:11 she calls me one day she's like this black girl threw ice cream at me and i don't know why i was 0.99
00:54:15 like yeah because all the shit that i've been telling you now come on let's take a walk where 0.96
00:54:18 i live and we go and we walk through the ghetto and i was like i'm not lying to you she wasn't in 0.94
00:54:22 the ghetto she was in like sheepshead bay and sheepshead bay was like prominently italian at
00:54:28 that point but the way they what they do is don't press that button what they do is they push 0.78
00:54:32 they put black people in undesirable areas and then then when the property value is low they 0.94
00:54:38 push the black people out and they push them into areas that were undesirable and then brought up 0.98
00:54:43 and the property value goes up. They bring it down again so they can buy it. It's just a fucking 1.00
00:54:46 scheme. It's such a great move. Yeah. So then they start moving out. Not based. They start moving out 1.00
00:54:52 to Sheepshead Bay and all of a sudden now she's in and she's seeing a little bit of it, but she
00:54:55 didn't grow up with that. And I was like, I grew up with this shit. I'm telling you, that's just 1.00
00:54:59 like some aspect of it, but that's political. Your body is always giving you signals. Whoop
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00:55:32 Whether you want to believe it or not,
00:55:33 it's like this...
00:55:34 What do you mean by that?
00:55:35 Just that the politicians
00:55:36 are creating that environment.
00:55:38 It's a political environment
00:55:39 that they have created.
00:55:40 It's cultural, it's social,
00:55:42 it's ethnic.
00:55:43 But in the end,
00:55:44 it's pushed by politics.
00:55:46 And then the politics influences 1.00
00:55:47 media, society, all this shit. 1.00
00:55:48 And women are extremely 1.00
00:55:49 susceptible to that. 0.99
00:55:50 Also, even more groups
00:55:52 of them are as well.
00:55:53 Yeah.
00:55:54 Yeah.
00:55:55 Plural, I mean.
00:55:56 Yeah, that's what I mean.
00:55:56 All of them.
00:55:57 Like a lot of them.
00:55:58 Not just the one...
00:55:58 The problem is,
00:55:59 is like once you open that door,
00:56:00 if you're not checked,
00:56:01 if they're not checked correctly that door is wide open to now if i'm believing everything the media
00:56:05 is telling me now i'm wide open to harry potter now i'm wide open to everything else crazy how 0.86
00:56:09 those things do they work in tandem and then you fucking go a little bit further down the road with 0.74
00:56:13 that and you're in the new age it's like that's the pathway that's a simple pathway it's like do 0.94
00:56:17 you fit in here do you want to fit in do you want to have friends oh yeah take this pill take this 0.99
00:56:21 pill take and the next thing you know you're fucking witch yeah if you follow that down enough 0.99
00:56:26 it starts with racism you've got to be racist first to break that you got to break the uh the 0.99
00:56:30 spell of them calling you racist because you're realizing actually what this is i'm just noticing
00:56:35 patterns and behaviors i'm not wrong you're lying to me and if you can diagnose that they're lying
00:56:39 to you and if you can if you can explain it to your wife significant other that hey they're lying
00:56:44 to you step outside of this what else are they lying to me about and then you just extrapolate
00:56:49 from there it's really easy to take somebody out of it but it takes a little while and uh you have
00:56:54 to be smart about how you're exposing them to it so your your advice might actually be getter with
00:57:00 racism like slow drip racism you're past it you're she's already in you're already like stage
00:57:05 four you know what i mean well like those are the stages you can for most people the stages are like
00:57:10 acceptance society culture and then it leads downhill from media to uh media music and then
00:57:15 it goes to um you know like soft occultism soft new age and then full-blown it's funny because
00:57:22 it's all it's all predicated on acceptance i was gonna say but isn't don't you have to be like
00:57:27 not popular or not fitting in with the group like this group this group this group this group and
00:57:32 then so that's how you kind of sooner or later end up in witchcraft yeah that's another viable 0.80
00:57:36 path too if you're like a fast a fat outcast you can end up you can just get placed directly you 0.78
00:57:42 skip all the rest of the shit but like all the all the paths lead there the acceptance thing is still 0.69
00:57:47 at the root of what you're talking about though matt because it's like you're you're yearning for 0.97
00:57:51 that acceptance you've been outcasted and so you think then the correct mode because of what you've
00:57:55 experience is the opposite of that which is then it's not exclusivity it's not pushing you out it's
00:58:01 not having you know segregated groups that don't want anything to do with you the the correction is
00:58:06 acceptance and that is the little breadcrumb that leads you to tolerate all sorts of crazy
00:58:11 jamie walden had he he said it a great he said a great thing about the great deception that it's
00:58:17 not one deception it's like a billion deceptions and it's tailored to each person yeah but it leads
00:58:23 to the same thing sure and that's kind of like what this is so like hey you want to get into
00:58:26 witchcraft i just explained a really long way to get a normal person like a good well-intentioned
00:58:32 person into witchcraft that otherwise fits in society that's a that's a road or you can have
00:58:37 like a disaffected you know or just reject very normal successful people like there's a straight
00:58:43 gate and a narrow path and so like yeah to that point it's everything that's not on that path
00:58:47 everything else exception yeah yeah but that's i'm just saying like that's a very common
00:58:51 route that i've seen like just like the cultural and i call it political even though it is very
00:58:58 cultural like they don't realize that it's pushed by well is it pushed by politics or is it pushed
00:59:03 by culture that's like a andrew breitbart thing like it's downstream from one of these is downstream
00:59:08 from the other and i don't know which because they they constantly flip-flop but nowadays like
00:59:13 with the society today with what trump has done politics pushes culture for sure is he giving us
00:59:18 five g's or what's what's the deal with that we have to vote for or something like that yeah give 0.72
00:59:21 me five g's we'll buy a new camera this camera sucks uh matt what do you think as far as advice
00:59:26 he's got this you know wife with one foot in the new age it's kind of his fault well with the wife 0.91
00:59:30 thing it's just so interesting that this came up today because for some reason this morning jess
00:59:34 was like i'm gonna get in the new age no she goes hey do you remember when everybody was racist they
00:59:42 just didn't know it i think that was part of the with george floyd thing was that everybody was
00:59:47 racist like even you don't you don't know it but you're racist i don't know why she brought it up
00:59:52 this morning like if you're white you're racist inherently yeah you just don't know it yeah yeah 0.97
00:59:56 and she was like she's funny dude like when we're just chilling she's like do you remember that 0.97
01:00:01 it's like how ridiculous was that they just told everybody like you don't you're racist you don't 0.99
01:00:05 know it but you're racist you remember the guy that doesn't really fuck with us that didn't want 0.98
01:00:08 to do the interview uh family friend of mine he was doing he does the thing where he fenced sits 0.98
01:00:13 all the time and it's very funny to see it right on the post i love what he what did he post no i
01:00:19 said right on the post right on the post sitting on the post and actually it's funny because the 0.99
01:00:23 fence sitting was something that he didn't post and what he did he wants to sell to the faggots 1.00
01:00:27 and losers in the city because he's doing artwork but uh there's money in those faggots 1.00
01:00:32 there was a time around george floe were like we have to post a black black box black box on 0.99
01:00:37 instagram yeah because that's gonna save and he goes i'm not i'm not political i'm not getting
01:00:40 involved so he didn't post it and because he didn't post it he paid the price for not posting
01:00:44 i'm like yeah there's a thing get off the fence man well the coffee shops too like orlando coffee
01:00:49 shops that are super supportive of the gay crush those coffee shops that business goes through 0.74
01:00:55 all you got to do is sell your soul yeah and you're old but even if you don't sell your soul 0.99
01:00:59 you still lose so i'm like so you might as well have a fucking opinion dude like say what you mean 0.99
01:01:04 because they're going to come for you anyway yes i think in terms of of advice i you know i think 0.99
01:01:09 and correct me if you guys think that i'm wrong but with your wife you have a lot of time obviously
01:01:14 it's very important but you have the luxury of time a lot easier like yeah what is he even asking
01:01:19 us you have he's asking you how to she's captive i think what you do is number it's two it's a
01:01:24 two-pronged attack you know one in the pink and two and so you get um exposure which is just like
01:01:31 expose her to these things these ideas these problems that you see with the new age don't 0.99
01:01:36 even give her the context don't give her an earful just be like yo check this shit out isn't that 0.97
01:01:39 crazy huh and then just let her sit on that don't don't even ask her what she thinks about it or 0.95
01:01:45 tell her what you think about it just show her things and and let her mull it over and the other
01:01:49 thing is your own life has to be a model for it so if you're you know if your life is pursuing
01:01:55 christ and your life is the antithesis of new age and occultism and all that you have to figure out
01:02:02 how to live that so that she can see that.
01:02:05 It's got to be obvious.
01:02:06 That's all I was going to say.
01:02:07 That's why I didn't want to answer it.
01:02:08 Because I was going to be like, yeah,
01:02:09 you have to read your Bible every day and live this life.
01:02:12 Yeah, but that's the answer every time.
01:02:13 But I just, I don't understand how,
01:02:15 like where is the disconnect?
01:02:16 Because you're living with the person every day.
01:02:19 They're seeing you every day.
01:02:21 And then in their actions and their beliefs
01:02:23 and their behaviors, they're saying,
01:02:25 they're contradicting what you are and do.
01:02:28 So they're telling you that they don't like how you are.
01:02:31 yeah so it's like what's happening people have a lot of baggage that's what's happening too like
01:02:35 if i look back to me and jess dude we just had so much baggage dude that i don't know how people
01:02:39 are married and live together and don't have the same just political preference how are you guys
01:02:44 diametrically opposed politically though because people don't pipe up that's really what it is
01:02:48 and then covid happens and they go hey put this vaccine in your now it matters and then one parent
01:02:52 says no and the other says yes and then now they're divorced yeah you've never thought this
01:02:56 you've never explored these waters interesting thing to me too but i have loved ones that do
01:03:00 that that one's like so-called that's a problem so-called liberal that doesn't work man that i'm
01:03:05 just telling people right now that does not work you're gonna end up you're cleaved to that person
01:03:09 how many relationships did you watch fall apart during covid good there's a worse part man those
01:03:13 should have fell apart 20 years ago but you never had the stress test there's another thing jamie
01:03:17 walden said which was interesting he's like all the conditions are set but there's a one traumatic
01:03:22 event coming that's going to expose these things everything's already in your system like the
01:03:26 walking dead like we're already you know the premise of that like you're already a zombie
01:03:30 we're already a zombie but the condition the traumatic event that needs to happen is death
01:03:33 and it's like well that's coming yeah and it came with covid and it's coming with something else 0.99
01:03:38 and you were just sitting there in a marriage you're and i want to shit on this guy but like 0.98
01:03:42 hey yo get your shit together dude you guys you better be on the same exact page and you got to 0.99
01:03:47 figure out how to do it and you got to do it faster yeah i mean we live in a comfortable society you 0.92
01:03:52 think you have the luxury of these things not mattering like not that they don't matter but
01:03:55 It's like, hey, I mean, why get into it if you're going to argue over it?
01:03:58 It's like, yeah, when there's no circumstances that are forcing you to deal with that thing
01:04:01 at the moment, it's very convenient to say that until something comes along and it forces
01:04:05 you to deal with that thing that you never had a discussion about. 0.98
01:04:07 I don't argue with my wife about putting away the butter and shit like that. 0.89
01:04:10 I just be like, hey, you know, let's try to do it. 0.76
01:04:12 But if there is a thing where I'm like, this cannot, we can't continue because there's
01:04:17 a fork in the road here.
01:04:18 We have to argue.
01:04:19 Somebody's going to win here.
01:04:20 Either I'm going to have to change my mind or you, but there's something that we have
01:04:23 to argue about.
01:04:24 You know what I mean?
01:04:24 like we can't just let this all go because if you let this go you end up i don't know where does
01:04:29 your marriage end up what how does that go like you say some crazy racist thing and then she
01:04:34 ultimately has to like come around to it well okay maybe the crazy racist thing i said was wrong and
01:04:39 then we have to argue and talk about what this is and really dig into this and figure out what's
01:04:44 what maybe i'm wrong or maybe you're wrong but something happened here that created it's it's
01:04:49 now this thing in the way of our marriage and if we just go let's just step aside it's still there
01:04:53 okay but one of the options is you potentially say sorry honey i was wrong that's happened before
01:04:58 yeah when was the last time can't recall i'm very very rarely wrong no but there's been times where
01:05:05 i'm wrong like i don't know dealing with with how we're gonna discipline the children or like like
01:05:09 the severity of of something that might have happened rip their teeth out whip their teeth
01:05:13 what happened here did i overreact because i'm pissed off right now yes let's go back let's talk
01:05:18 about this yes no no we got to argue we got to argue about it because if you want to fix it we
01:05:24 got to burn this thing and see what's left and then and then we can move forward otherwise the 0.98
01:05:28 shit keeps building up and then and then you're going to look back and you'll be stuck here 0.99
01:05:32 that's that's very true the whole like dealing with it now before it stacks and stacks and stacks 0.98
01:05:36 that was something that's a thing that's a problem sometimes is where you say hey sorry that i blew 0.88
01:05:41 my shit and yelled like this but this is not the first time that i said this this is the 17th time 0.97
01:05:47 Right. The first 16 times I was incredibly patient, but like we got to 17 and that's it. I just kind of lost it. So you're right. Like the things that just stack up. It's like, hey, hey, hey, let's keep this from turning into the 17th time. 1.00
01:06:00 that was one of the things jordan peterson actually really nailed in his in his first book
01:06:03 was like there's monsters under the rug and if you ignore them they're going to become gigantic
01:06:08 they're going to compound and resentment is going to add to them and they're going to build and you
01:06:12 have to deal with these things when they're still small so i i agree with that very much so there's
01:06:16 a lot of good things that came out of that book i feel bad for this too because he is in a situation
01:06:20 where you kind of created now you got to deal with it you create yeah but it's an easy solution
01:06:24 It's stay in your Bible and serve God and walk it out. 0.59
01:06:27 Also, because the way the new age has, you know, there's layers of it.
01:06:32 And there is a lot of it that is still very passive.
01:06:34 It doesn't mean that she's even aware that she's vehemently opposed to Christianity.
01:06:38 And in fact, the new age is almost designed in such a way that it seems compatible, right? 0.97
01:06:43 That's where you start getting like Christ consciousness and shit like that. 0.93
01:06:46 So if it's not this disgusting, contentious thing yet, then heed what we just said and deal with it before it becomes that. 0.96
01:06:56 Because the last thing you want to do is leave it alone if she keeps going down this path and you keep going down this path, which is going to become conviction in Christ.
01:07:03 Right. The more this happens, the more you're going to become convicted and the more you're going to become resentful when she is in opposition to it.
01:07:10 What are you pointing at, Matt?
01:07:12 Dude, I like that quote.
01:07:13 But I didn't know.
01:07:13 I don't think I'm a Jordan Peterson guy or whatever.
01:07:17 But the Wade Ski 205 up at the top, that's a very incredible.
01:07:21 I remember my neighbor always fighting with his wife. 1.00
01:07:24 Oh, shit. 1.00
01:07:24 That's a banger. 1.00
01:07:25 My buddy Gary.
01:07:26 And I remember saying to him, like, bro, do you want to be right or do you want to be married?
01:07:30 And I was young at that time.
01:07:31 I was like, and I was on drugs. 1.00
01:07:33 I was an idiot at the time. 0.99
01:07:34 But I just remember him talking about his wife and the way he's talking about this stuff. 1.00
01:07:38 And she did this and that.
01:07:39 And he's proven her wrong.
01:07:40 And I remember saying like, bro, do you want to be right?
01:07:42 Or do you want to be married?
01:07:43 Yeah, that's huge.
01:07:44 And that like, that's such a statement, dude, is like, you don't want to beat your wife 1.00
01:07:48 because then you're married to a loser. 0.98
01:07:49 And I also think taking L's when you realize like you're at it at an immovable moment, 0.99
01:07:54 like, OK, back down, take the L, because the good news is you have the rest of your 0.98
01:07:59 relationship to revisit this thing when it's not on fucking fire. 0.98
01:08:03 It depends on what it is. 0.98
01:08:04 But like I said, if again, people really need to reexamine this.
01:08:08 And it's been six years now.
01:08:09 It's been six years since the government decided to get inside of your life.
01:08:14 If you didn't know that that problem was there with your wife, if they were like weird leftist tendencies inside it for the whole time and you go, oh, that's fine, whatever. 0.99
01:08:21 And then you put a baby in her and now the baby's fucking five years old. 0.97
01:08:24 And then they say, hey, you got to do this thing. 0.99
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01:08:56 and you say no and she says yes this is a problem that you don't even need covid though right like
01:09:01 what you're describing is exactly what a lot of people are experiencing i mean think about that
01:09:06 before you even have the baby let's say you guys aren't on the same page with that you put a baby
01:09:10 in her accidentally and that she wants to kill it it's like whoa what do we do here you know
01:09:14 it's today's society like well we never discussed this was like no no that's something you should
01:09:18 have discussed already figured out and either left or argued about and corrected but those
01:09:23 some things you got to argue about and some things you got to fix and i'll be honest if that's your
01:09:27 wife and she's and she's you know has a biblical mindset you lead she follows this is what i'm
01:09:33 saying like when i'm voting if i'm gonna go and vote for whatever democrat my wife should be 0.99
01:09:37 behind me doing the same shit even though it's completely retarded but like i at least respect 0.99
01:09:42 that we're retarded together yeah we're retarded together i'm leading you down a retarded path 0.99
01:09:46 and you're yes sir and you're following me that's kind of how it should be because we're moving in 0.99
01:09:51 the same direction yeah but it's like i don't want her to be a loser i don't want her to do
01:09:55 like i don't want her to do what i say when i say it i want to be married to somebody that is uh
01:10:00 that has her her own free will somebody that i actually like and want to be around but there
01:10:04 are some things where like okay listen you got to see we have to see this the same way and it's
01:10:09 either my way or your way but we got to be moving forward i think a big way to deal with that is to
01:10:13 be like hey honey just just so you and i are on the same page like i'm the head of the house like
01:10:17 I'm the authority here, which means that I'm going to have to give an account, not just for
01:10:21 myself, but for you and the kids at the judgment seat. So like, please keep that in context in all
01:10:27 decisions we make and all things we do. It's not like I'm the authority here, so I'm going to
01:10:31 backhand you if you cook my steak wrong. That's not what that means. It means I have to give an
01:10:35 account for this. If you could help me, if you could truly be a helper, like what the scripture
01:10:39 speaks of for the wife to be the helper, I'd appreciate that a ton. And if I go off the rails
01:10:43 like, and you kind of helped me out a little bit. I really appreciate that. But please keep in mind
01:10:48 with all of these things. You're not the one that has to stand and give an account for this. I am.
01:10:52 That's a really excellent point. And make that clear to a wife. It makes it a lot easier for 0.99
01:10:57 the wife to be the helper. When people are choosing a wife to are you choosing somebody 1.00
01:11:01 like because that is the case for sure. Like I'm I'm leading the ship. If if my house forecloses 0.70
01:11:06 my kids, my kids will pay for it. And so my wife, but ultimately it's my fault.
01:11:10 but the the co-captain on my ship i need to be able to turn to her and be like is this a wise
01:11:15 purchase to make right now what should we do here what should we and i need to trust that person
01:11:19 yeah their opinion so like i got to cultivate i have to cultivate that behavior where they have
01:11:24 good opinions to give me back and that i can trust their opinion and then obviously like i said there
01:11:28 there are disagreements we're like all right no no we got to fix that it's hard though because i feel 0.97
01:11:31 like in my particular instance god provided my wife because i was a fucking complete retard i 0.96
01:11:37 would have never had the foresight to have all these factors in mind when i was choosing a mate 0.92
01:11:42 and we've kind of developed alongside each other i i'm not an advocate for waiting a super long
01:11:48 time to get married i don't think that you should shop around in your 20s or any weird shit like
01:11:53 that and then figure out how to get married in your 30s like i think that your your your spouse
01:11:59 your wife or your husband is specifically a very spiritual thing and i recognized even before i was
01:12:05 ever christian or anything like that that god chose my wife for me um these these factors are
01:12:10 things you got to take into consideration but also the idea of like allowing people to grow
01:12:16 allowing yourself to grow allowing them to grow and realizing like if you're gonna get married 0.97
01:12:20 at fucking 20 i got married at 23 i didn't know shit yeah i didn't know anything at all i would 0.98
01:12:25 have never had the foresight to have all these qualifying factors that i had to check off in 0.99
01:12:29 order to you better be and not just not like just you but anybody because that happens all the time
01:12:34 you better be ahead of it you better be like five like when you have kids and i'm looking at my kids
01:12:38 i'm like what are they gonna what's their political tendencies gonna be what are their cultural 0.93
01:12:42 preferences gonna be i better know all this shit in which way you can go be ahead of it 0.98
01:12:47 be able to manipulate for lack of better words into into a direction that's not gonna kill you 0.96
01:12:53 not a correct direction but at least a direction that's not going to kill you i think i somebody
01:12:58 said something in the chat that i was thinking but how'd you see that really want to say it but
01:13:02 uh like yeah i just like hooked up with jess because she was super hot like well i didn't
01:13:06 think all this stuff about liberal or conservative and i was like this chick's smoking hot like i'm
01:13:10 gonna hook up with this chick and then it just snowballs from there but i'm just saying no matter
01:13:14 what the scenario is it's like that sounds incredible to like have all this figured out
01:13:18 ahead of time but sometimes like what you hope for is just that god has brought these two paths
01:13:23 together like that those are the marriages that last like whenever you do the thing online and
01:13:27 you check all the boxes and you find out you're perfect for each other like that's great but
01:13:31 those marriages last like six months yeah but if you just do the ones that aren't perfect that god
01:13:35 brings together then it does work out and even though it doesn't start off on this like wonderfully
01:13:39 perfect foundation which if you're a godly dad maybe you want to try to help your kids get a
01:13:44 marriage like that but probably for most of us it didn't happen that way but it doesn't matter
01:13:48 like once you get right with with christ like he takes care of everything else yeah it's faith and
01:13:53 it's working too like like you know we were talking the other day work just yesterday work
01:13:58 i mentioned like these people that i know that opened up their relationship and now they're just 0.99
01:14:02 fucking like poisoning this what it's so bad dude owning other people oh my god it's so bad i i hate 0.96
01:14:07 it it actually fills me uh with rage thinking about it but basically it's like two unattractive 0.99
01:14:12 people and the wife decided that the husband was too unattractive to bone anymore and he was like
01:14:19 well that's not cool so their solution was open up the marriage which i think is hilarious that
01:14:23 your solution isn't the gym diet and exercise i bet you can guess there again you can guess 0.97
01:14:29 their voting record oh 100 100 it's crazy it's a fucking one-to-one like very political today i 0.99
01:14:34 know it's not about being political but correlation 100 fortunate people suck that bad you can predict 0.99
01:14:40 their behavior down to what they check on a box but that's gross dude the point that i'm making 0.98
01:14:44 is that uh rather than work rather than diet rather than exercise their marriage isn't worth
01:14:50 that kind of effort and instead they take the easy route that leads to destruction that's sad yeah
01:14:55 but it's like a marriage does require work like you have to constantly be like ebbing and flowing
01:15:01 you've got to you know become less so they can become more and then they become less so you can
01:15:05 become more and then you can grow together in time specific work though is you like i need to
01:15:09 create an environment where you're doing good yeah yeah yeah so it's it's this back and forth
01:15:13 and it's it's like that's so if you're going to go into a marriage if you could at least get
01:15:17 number one somebody you're attracted to like you said like you wanted to bone your wife that was
01:15:20 the the thing that led you there right definitely my goal so like okay get there with that but then
01:15:25 after that like you have to be um like i mean you can't like the plans are great include god in the
01:15:32 plans what are your plans if you don't include god in them but ebb and flow and patience and 0.92
01:15:36 and pushing forward you've got to know like what it's like a fucking dance dude like you got to 0.76
01:15:40 know when to lead the dance and then other times when you see them getting frustrated you got to 0.99
01:15:43 you know step back and let the dance be led by that like it's a whole ass thing but it's work 0.98
01:15:48 is my point like you have to continue working or just fucking open up your relationship and 0.98
01:15:53 watch it all burn down in flames uh all right is the title of this one marriage like nds marriages 1.00
01:15:58 no that was just one big ass question uh okay so i guess the answer kill your wife oh that's 1.00
01:16:04 probably easy too yeah before she kills the kids shout out to whatever that lady's name is okay so 1.00
01:16:11 jack uh bonson says old people can't drive the villages are full of old people is mason a good 0.74
01:16:18 driver no no mason has roy like uh road rage road rage let's go we should get her on the juice dude
01:16:27 she gets angry it's crazy that like she could get angry like when i first told jess that like
01:16:31 mason has like an anger problem and like driving road rage problem jess was just erupted in laughter
01:16:37 her she's like i because you can't see it she's just goofy all the time it's probably her like
01:16:41 terrifying anger yeah being in the car with her when she like that was weird opened up about like
01:16:47 the the entity that was like following her that made her stop with the weed that was yeah dude
01:16:53 that was entity entity dark presence man yeah that's what she she stopped smoking weed like
01:16:58 two weeks ago and i was like why and she said because dark presence she felt like a dark
01:17:03 presence the last time she didn't she feels like if she opens the door again it's going to be there
01:17:06 and i was like well yeah i was there the whole time that's interesting and eventually more
01:17:10 perceptive because we were talking about like the unseen realm or psychedelics when you open up the
01:17:15 door yeah what happens there and i was like well you're entering illegally into a spiritual realm
01:17:19 and there are things there and they'll be nice to you and we're talking about like the dmt elves
01:17:23 that eventually will kick you out if you continue to just do tourism there for no reason yeah you're 0.94
01:17:27 supposed to evangelize evangelize like you're supposed to go on rogue job to do bitch tell
01:17:32 other people but if you just go in there just every day by yourself and then playing video 0.98
01:17:36 get the fuck out of here by the way i i do want to address that because i've had a couple of 0.58
01:17:40 instances where like we'll go on somebody's show and then there'll be somebody in the comments like 0.98
01:17:43 fuck these guys they think every drug or every this and that is demonic it's like dude i'm just 0.99
01:17:48 not advocating for you to do anything i have alcohol on the weekends if i'm going out i've had 1.00
01:17:54 a history of all kinds of drug use and i've had experiences that were not nefarious whatsoever 0.99
01:18:01 I don't know who the fuck you are what you have going on spiritually I'm not going to advocate 0.99
01:18:06 for you to do shit I don't think inherently that a substance is uh immoral or inherently evil it's 0.99
01:18:14 it's a it's an inanimate object and therefore has no morality but I think that it is a thing 0.99
01:18:19 that allows you access to a perspective that comes with a whole new amount of influences
01:18:25 right so you're now in a different perspective it allows you illegal access to these perspectives
01:18:30 you're not getting in the right way so i don't know if if alcohol like i don't get too much on
01:18:34 that like tequila kind of a deal like i'm not really too worried about that i don't know that
01:18:39 alcohol gives you rum like access necessarily but i think what it does is it it changes the
01:18:47 way you perceive reality where you may become a little bit more sensitive to these things that
01:18:52 want to prey on you yeah so let's say there are which of course there are demonic spirits at all 0.99
01:18:56 did you know that when we pray we become prey good god remember that one who the fuck said that 1.00
01:19:01 your buddy which which one you know who we pray you know gary our buddy gary oh that's homosexual 0.99
01:19:09 um but you know if there are things that are trying to influence you and it's it's probably 0.88
01:19:15 a little bit of an uphill battle when you're sober but when you uh are under the influence
01:19:20 of something and you are more perceptive to these influences they probably dial it up they go okay
01:19:25 okay this is this is a good time to get after him kind of get him thinking this or get him feeling 0.95
01:19:30 that or whisper this thing in his ear make him remember the times that he sucks and the time 0.98
01:19:35 that he stumbled and the times that he's unworthy and all that other crap and they can kind of get 0.98
01:19:38 louder in those moments when you can hear them a little bit better so you know i just wanted to say 0.92
01:19:43 that because it was like oh they think it's all like it's like yeah yeah i think aliens are demons
01:19:47 if you ask me that's a much more nuanced conversation um but i think you're probably
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01:20:23 yeah yeah you're better off sober that's a fucking fair thing to say yeah you know and then 0.94
01:20:29 by the way i'm also not retarded enough to deny that caffeine is a is a is a drug or 0.98
01:20:36 you know um whatever sugar is is a type of drug like there's we're constantly changing our brain 0.59
01:20:42 chemicals uh throughout the day um it is a nuanced conversation but if there are things that are
01:20:48 trying to fuck with you which some of us have more than others uh maybe it's not for you and you know
01:20:54 that's all okay um drugs don't do drugs yeah that's the main thing man like you're alive in 1.00
01:20:59 christ yeah oh well uh microdosing mushrooms like helps you with this or that or whatever yeah i
01:21:07 don't know you're just taking a very risky chance but then a lot of people say oh so what should i
01:21:11 take the pharmaceutical no no don't take the pharmaceuticals either like i'm not saying any
01:21:14 of that like but i don't know like i like a little nicotine here and there and i like a little
01:21:18 alcohol here and there and i like a little uh caffeine here and there like you know what i'm
01:21:23 saying like there's there's helpers in the earth i just think when you get into like mind-altering
01:21:27 stuff that's this whole other thing man when they're in uh peru and they're climbing these
01:21:33 high altitude places like machu picchu they're chewing on like a coca leaf right and like that
01:21:38 helps them with altitude sickness there's all sorts of things like yeah and focus but like some
01:21:43 people look at that they'll go pharmakia it's the blending of herbs and it's like okay i don't know 0.86
01:21:47 man i don't know i'm not too worried about fucking everything i'm just saying yeah so next time you 0.79
01:21:53 have like some sort of infection don't take any antibiotics right because penicillin is 0.98
01:21:58 you know hey man whatever i'm not have some discernment is what i'm saying like if you're 0.94
01:22:03 taking a mushroom that grows under shit and then you're seeing the devil like maybe stop that's 0.84
01:22:07 different right and i know plenty of people that are uh doing mushrooms at any given time uh and i 0.99
01:22:12 don't i don't give a shit like whatever you're doing i'm not going to advocate for it but that 0.95
01:22:16 doesn't mean that uh there's not a nuanced conversation where do we stand on fentanyl 0.99
01:22:19 lethal amounts are the best yeah probably give him the old george floyd big fent
01:22:24 now i'm saying uh nail on my neck daddy next question top we know raven's favorite food is
01:22:30 bottomless hot dogs it's actually not true anymore he's very sick of hot dogs um what food do you
01:22:35 eat sometimes a shameful amount of me your answer may be used against you and fun slinger did
01:22:41 comment and say you can't say mentos i saw you reaching for that day that was crazy you saw that
01:22:47 i got any do i got any yeah fj says mentos aren't food mentos are not not you could do a fast on 0.98
01:22:53 mentos i made that up shameful amount oh oh shit i i had a shameful amount of chicken pot pie last 0.97
01:23:02 night yo chicken pot pie is good uh my wife my wife like with the actual pie crust and everything 0.98
01:23:09 she didn't make the pie crust but we we well we made the rest of it yeah um i don't know how to
01:23:15 make pie crust it probably just does but uh yeah i'm sure i don't know pizza i could but i try my
01:23:21 best not to oh not not just overeat but like eat shameful amounts of things because like i will get
01:23:26 fat when they asked me they were like oh who wouldn't fight before like me or you and i'm like
01:23:31 david will win now definitely if it went on for a long time is that what you're saying no just
01:23:36 definitely like i i weigh i weigh probably 30 pounds less than yeah yeah yeah so i'm like
01:23:40 maybe he lost 30 pounds in the last how much you weigh now uh right now probably like 163
01:23:46 that's a lot oh i'm not that much less than seven days dude yeah i'm seven days i mean maybe before
01:23:51 you were like 180 190 probably i was close to 190 yeah so i'm saying when i was 190 and like
01:23:55 before like when i'm training i don't know whatever the point is he says can't picture fat top i'd
01:24:00 like to see fat tops i was chubby top yeah it was just gross uh and and chubby top fat top is a cool
01:24:05 name too a lot of my family's fat too yeah so like i just don't like that i feel like yeah i think
01:24:13 it's disrespectful i think it's disrespectful to your uh partner that you're with yeah that's very
01:24:18 true yeah that is yeah i kind of feel like that with people when you see married couples and
01:24:21 somebody just kind of you know blows up you're kind of like that's kind of sucks for them what
01:24:25 about the other person like they're they're respecting you or maybe they're not maybe they're
01:24:29 fat with you but even if there aren't it doesn't matter like i still want to set myself up good for
01:24:33 you like whether you do that back or not like what do you i'm not gonna do that to you yeah i just
01:24:37 don't like that i don't like you know my grandma died uh young well she was 70 my uncle she was 0.79
01:24:43 fat she was yeah fat her whole life that whole generation like boomers got totally well she
01:24:50 might imagine if you grew up in an environment where you had you only ate food that was like 0.87
01:24:54 grown yeah like it was grown probably eat as much as you want either from your family or in your
01:24:59 neighborhood yep and they transitioned into like microwave meals you don't even have to prepare
01:25:04 that's what happened and you can just eat unlimited on the spot all my family you met uh andre right
01:25:10 yeah tall skinny andre 3000 tall skinny dude yep he was the bartender tip him yeah um my entire
01:25:17 family look like andre they're all told they're all told i mean like six five to six feet clearly
01:25:22 and puerto rican people clearly puerto rican like lanky people now you can be just fat italians
01:25:27 well but no they came to uh when they come to new york um they're getting like you know my grandma 0.97
01:25:32 was poor so she's getting government cheese and you know whatever it's literally just oil like 0.95
01:25:37 it's coagulated oil shit man and and as they get older they're eating the slop and then they all 1.00
01:25:42 just get fat and then you know a couple of them died anybody doesn't know turned into a fucking 0.99
01:25:47 butterfly is short for goyslop they kill yeah the government chiefs turned uncle freddie into a 0.99
01:25:53 fucking butterfly by the way somebody said slop lobster which is just so funny i would love to 0.94
01:25:58 so i try my best now not to uh eat like crazy stuff he does also go by goyslop top remember 0.99
01:26:04 i do enjoy some goyslop here and there do you have a shameful thing that you really pizza really
01:26:08 could eat a lot of matt yeah i guess it probably is pizza right this guy pounds pizza yeah but i
01:26:13 don't get it that often dude i get it whenever we do a show and then uh jess made carnivore pizza
01:26:18 oh that's sick as hell oh he's like what do you want for your birthday i was like carnivore pizza
01:26:23 like that is my favorite thing so she ground up uh pork rinds that's and um pork rinds yeah to 0.98
01:26:29 make the fucking crust yeah the crust dude the crust is like it's like a good crust it's not like 0.91
01:26:35 oh cool i can eat this pizza and it i want to try that yeah it passes as pizza and it's gluten-free 0.99
01:26:39 no no this crust is like specifically a banger ass crust you know what we do we we'll take a
01:26:45 ground chicken and then we make that into the crust that's the crust it's ground chicken okay
01:26:50 yeah pork rinds and maybe duck pork rind probably or egg yolks maybe something like that and then
01:26:57 and then cheese right well then i put sauce and cheese on it and then just it's just loaded with
01:27:02 meat it's good dog it's really good with meat hers it doesn't have the sauce and the cheese on it
01:27:06 It just has that crust.
01:27:08 Which is probably also delicious.
01:27:09 It's just like a chip.
01:27:10 It is.
01:27:11 But I ate some of hers, and then I was like, yo, make me one of these,
01:27:14 but with the sauce and the cheats and those crushed.
01:27:17 But I don't know.
01:27:18 That's probably been two months ago since now.
01:27:20 I go through phases, too.
01:27:21 There was a phase where I was just eating ramen soup.
01:27:26 You know what else I like now is nut butters, dude.
01:27:29 So I've got a macadamia nut butter, an almond butter, peanut butter.
01:27:36 And I just go through phases where, like, I want to eat that before bed with, like, apples or bananas or something.
01:27:41 Yeah, but then I stop.
01:27:42 Like, yo, my house still has, like, mad ramen noodles.
01:27:45 And people are like, are you poor or something?
01:27:47 What's wrong with you?
01:27:47 And I'm like, I just want that now. 0.99
01:27:48 Yeah, you know what's fucked up? 0.91
01:27:49 And then I don't want it no more. 0.96
01:27:50 It's Thursday, so a lot of the chat is doing their fast today.
01:27:53 Oh, we're just eating and talking about food.
01:27:55 Sparrows, like, you guys are killing me.
01:27:56 That's so funny, dude.
01:27:58 I forgot about that.
01:27:58 Oh, Friday is normally salmon day, but we didn't get salmon.
01:28:02 So me and Jess eat raw salmon every Friday because that's, like, our—
01:28:05 Like sushi?
01:28:06 yeah sushi grade but you get it at the lighthouse uh you know do you know the red it's like a barn
01:28:11 it's like a red barn on 466 that salmon crushes dude and so we just eat that straight on fridays
01:28:18 but we missed it last week because something was happening last friday so we're actually getting
01:28:21 it today so you know what i i really love uh chinese joint fried shrimp there's no like
01:28:28 breaded and fried shrimp i've never i've never met the amount of shrimp that i can't eat yet
01:28:32 like if you gave me 40 fried shrimp how they get you there's no way that i couldn't eat 40 fried
01:28:38 shrimp there's no problem at all fried shrimp crazy to me um yeah let me tell you something
01:28:42 again i know they're they're these guys are starving here but in aruba at the very end of
01:28:47 the island there's a place called z rovers you go sit there they drive out on their little boats
01:28:51 and they come back with whatever fish they catch and fresh shrimp and then they fry it in front of
01:28:56 you with the head on it and still the shit in the back you gotta like yeah i just don't care 0.83
01:29:00 in the keys they have that where you you go out on a fish and charter catch stuff and then they 0.97
01:29:04 bring you back to the restaurant that'll cook it for you with like the red potatoes and corn i do
01:29:08 enjoy shrimp too but like after you eat that cheese it's really hard to be like so see man
01:29:11 me and my family almost never ever go out to eat ever like almost under any circumstance yeah you're
01:29:17 rich unless like a so-called friend like invites us why would you say so-called in that instance
01:29:22 well because i don't really have friends but because we've invited him i didn't want to say
01:29:27 the worst believable but uh so like that leaves room for like good cuts of steak i was gonna ask
01:29:35 you if you wanted to go on a cruise but i'm like he wouldn't be able to eat i would love to see
01:29:39 matt on a cruise i went she couldn't eat we went to mexico for a wedding and like so we kind of
01:29:46 had to go yeah and before that me and jess had gone to the bahamas ones so you wouldn't go on
01:29:50 a cruise no dude it's i mean anything to do with that you should go he would he would be talking
01:29:55 dude i'm telling you like it's kind of crazy off the boat so he'll end up at the gym at the same
01:30:01 time as me and it's not even it's not an insult matt it's just an observation just watching him 0.95
01:30:07 talk to every single fucking person network it's called nodding you're at the gym you make eye 0.78
01:30:12 contact you don't just stare at the ground you see him you go what's up and then if they talk 0.99
01:30:16 then you talk no no you talk first every time i know you do so i watch this you know you got to
01:30:20 go up to the thing to get your paper towels to spray them so you could wipe down where you're
01:30:23 sitting so he's walking up and some dude is doing the thing and he's getting he's spraying the paper
01:30:28 towels and all of a sudden i i look at matt and wait for it and i see him do it like this he goes
01:30:31 and i go okay there's number one and the guy's like hey and then all of a sudden you know the 0.96
01:30:36 guy i just see his mouth from across he doesn't know the guy fucking he doesn't know the guy at 0.89
01:30:39 all at the gym because it's unbelievable and then and then next thing you know him and this dude 0.98
01:30:45 they're they are like holding court for like five minutes by the garbage can okay five minutes has
01:30:50 to be a very specific thing because if you don't if you haven't noticed yet with all you're watching
01:30:55 of me i'm not not on something for very long and so like the moving like if i if i'm not i don't
01:31:01 sit there and just sit now i think mr ujax is right he says matt just looking for someone to
01:31:05 talk to you literally are like you're looking for people to talk to i am looking to kill time in
01:31:10 between sets without so that i'm not sitting still so i always make my way to the water and back or
01:31:16 like i don't stop moving because you can't that's not how you exercise i don't think it's a bad
01:31:19 thing by the way i don't think it's a bad thing it's an admirable quality and and and one that is 0.93
01:31:25 only exhibited by one fucking dude in the gym and it's matt there's a a gym full of 40 people 0.96
01:31:31 and nobody's doing this shit but matt if you just stop and you look at him you go up there he goes 0.99
01:31:36 again look look he's doing what am i not gonna i'm gonna not talk to me i said it's fine it's 0.96
01:31:40 an admirable thing uh most people opt 99 of people opt to not talk to anybody well i don't want it
01:31:46 to get in my way of my workout that's why i'm saying a five minute talk i'm not saying that
01:31:50 never happens but it's incredibly rare it's incredibly rare but like normally it's like
01:31:54 hey what's up we're both humans we made eye contact no let's not act like a nightmare we're
01:31:59 not like like we live in the same geographic location in the same time period we're now we're
01:32:04 even both into exercise like we have things in common hey what's up bro and maybe at some point
01:32:09 as i filter in this conversation this morning i don't know i'm gonna end up preaching the gospel
01:32:12 to you if you realize it was a little smoky in here like there's a i came in someone on the line
01:32:16 goes hey i watched the show and i go oh cool and then i had a smoke grenade poof and i threw it
01:32:21 and i ran into the studio yes i did see i locked the doors yeah i don't like that don't talk to me
01:32:27 yeah yeah no you love that correction you love that you can't even do it that's my next question
01:32:32 you love when people talk to you about the show dude no i hate it okay uh can you break down one 0.90
01:32:37 kings 13 18 through 24 uh can you explain this so a fellow retard can understand what exactly is 0.89
01:32:44 happening here so first kings 13 18 through 24 uh and it seems to be the source of some head 0.84
01:32:51 scratching for means business means business 13 18 18 through 24 here we go let's pull this up
01:32:58 reb sims you can come over is this going to be about the holy kiss just harvested some bananas
01:33:03 I have tons of spinaches.
01:33:04 He said those bananas look ripe, boy.
01:33:06 I am a prophet also thou art.
01:33:08 And an angel spake unto me by the word of the Lord, saying,
01:33:11 Bring him back to thee in thine house so that he may eat.
01:33:13 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:33:13 How did we end up in this?
01:33:15 What just happened?
01:33:16 You didn't hear?
01:33:16 This is a wild-ass story, dude.
01:33:18 Okay.
01:33:18 That's the question.
01:33:19 They're asking you a question, Matthew.
01:33:20 What is their question about this?
01:33:21 What does it mean?
01:33:22 What does it mean?
01:33:22 What does it mean?
01:33:23 Do you know this passage?
01:33:24 Yeah, yeah.
01:33:24 This story, I mean, I brought this up to pastors.
01:33:26 They're not even familiar with this story, dude.
01:33:28 It's a guy who gets, it's a true prophet.
01:33:32 who gets told to go to a territory, do a certain thing, and then come home.
01:33:39 Don't stay there.
01:33:40 So he went back with him, and he did eat bread in his house and drank water.
01:33:44 And it came to pass, as they sat at the table,
01:33:46 that the word of the Lord came to the prophet that brought him back.
01:33:49 And he cried unto the man of God that came from Judah, saying,
01:33:52 Thus saith the Lord.
01:33:53 I like when they say that.
01:33:53 Okay, this is just too hard, though,
01:33:55 because we're in like two-thirds through the story right here.
01:33:58 I know, but don't be that guy.
01:33:59 okay but it's very hard to explain like what the issue is well paraphrase it tell us what's going
01:34:04 on okay so so up to this point god has told him to go to that territory do a specific thing
01:34:09 i don't exactly remember what it was but i think it had to do with the horns of the altar
01:34:12 actually prophesying about josiah i think is the context of that but definitely god told him go
01:34:19 here and do a specific thing and leave get away don't stay there don't stick around he goes there
01:34:24 does the thing goes to leave, this other prophet comes after him and says, hey, hey, I was told by
01:34:30 an angel to tell you to come back to the house, eat with me, drink with me. And he's in this guy
01:34:36 who God had already told him, don't don't do that. Just go there, get out and come back. He says,
01:34:41 OK, like, I believe you. I trust you went with him. That's what we're picking up at. OK. Another
01:34:46 guy said he's told by an angel. Right. Huh. Says, hey, hey, an angel told me to tell you. But watch.
01:34:53 so so then that guy who's who tells this guy an angel told me to bring you back he it came to
01:34:59 pass as they sat at the table the word of the lord came into the prophet that brought him back
01:35:03 god had already spoken to this guy and said go there come back don't stay and now the lord is
01:35:08 speaking to this other prophet so it is a prophet right who's already like different messages from
01:35:13 something huh and he cried into the man of god that came from judah saying thus say it the lord
01:35:17 for as much as you disobeyed the mouth of the lord and has not kept the commandment which the lord
01:35:21 thy god commanded thee but came back and has eaten bread and drunk water in the place of which the
01:35:25 lord did say to thee eat no bread and drink no water thy carcass shall not come under the tomb 0.99
01:35:29 of thy fathers damn what does that mean like you're gonna die somewhere else yeah he's gonna 0.99
01:35:34 kill him so when it came to pass every after eating the bread and after he drunk that he 1.00
01:35:39 saddled for him the ass to wait okay okay there's a prophet who god says go here do this thing and 1.00
01:35:46 leave there's another prophet who lives there who chases after him and says hey daddy chill 1.00
01:35:51 actually you know uh angel came to me and said come back i don't know if maybe he was just lonely
01:35:55 being a prophet's probably lonely and he thought oh cool man like right on i got a friend like i'll
01:36:00 go chill with this dude goes back then the word comes to this prophet and says yeah tell him he's
01:36:05 gonna die now i wonder if that prophet was like dude i'm really sorry so now this guy saddles his 0.75
01:36:10 donkey for him says all right hey good luck with everything man and sends him off your body is 0.66
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01:36:46 And when he was gone,
01:36:47 a lion met him by the way
01:36:50 and slew him in.
01:36:50 The carcass was cast in the way 1.00
01:36:52 and the ass stood by 0.51
01:36:54 and the lion also stood by the carcass. 0.96
01:36:56 That's interesting.
01:36:57 That's bothered to be said there.
01:36:59 Men passed by
01:37:00 and so the carcass cast in the way
01:37:01 and the lion standing by the carcass.
01:37:03 It was a supernatural event.
01:37:04 Yeah, it's a supernatural event
01:37:05 and then this idea that...
01:37:06 And they told the prophet.
01:37:08 Wait, the lion didn't eat the donkey?
01:37:10 Right, right, right.
01:37:10 So I'm saying it's like a supernatural event.
01:37:12 people like yo what what is happening and then also the lion and the donkey both massively
01:37:17 symbolic and he just posed with the symbolic animals of god then that prophet who told him
01:37:21 that that kind of caused this whole thing comes back and gets him and i think takes him back and
01:37:26 buries him in his own tomb like buries him and stuff like at the end of the day it's like bro
01:37:29 you got to know what god told you and you got to stick with that dude like if god told you go there
01:37:33 and leave i like that and then somebody else tells you hey hey god actually told who told him that
01:37:39 though i think this is coming back to your uh what do you call it nar or npr the new apostolic 0.85
01:37:44 reform it's not my shit well whatever it is i'm out like somebody else comes to you and says oh 0.86
01:37:48 no god told me this like yeah bro he didn't tell me that so i i don't know like i'm gonna stick 0.93
01:37:53 with i know god and i'm gonna stick with what god's telling me god told you that right on but
01:37:57 he didn't tell me that so right on playboy i'm gonna chill yeah all set i think that was a great
01:38:02 unpacking of that for means business i hope that was satisfying dog that's rough man 0.99
01:38:05 shit you just never hear anybody ask about that passage it's a hard life playboy 0.98
01:38:10 uh it's rough because you could just be doing like the right thing yeah but you got to be 0.99
01:38:14 doing exactly what you were told to do you think that guy goes to heaven abraham's bosom uh the
01:38:21 guy that gets eaten by the line i didn't say that that was gonna be the punishment not that you
01:38:24 weren't gonna you know like he messed up but like just said you're not gonna be buried with your 0.99
01:38:28 father how grievous is your yeah i mean so what if you're dead you're dead about to get raped by 0.91
01:38:32 this animal probably stung a little bit getting eaten by the lion hopefully it was quick uh 0.66
01:38:36 justin wade said if lobster is top does that make raven bottom thank you and uh still reserve said
01:38:42 nemos tried the same joke nemos doesn't try the same joke nemo says that joke over and over and
01:38:47 over and over and over we actually do have a new image of uh a lobster and the raven very excited
01:38:53 to get that one oh yeah that's gonna be cool embroidered i don't even know if i have it uh
01:38:57 but i think i muted uh nemos by the way i've been taking to that lately we're like i won't give you
01:39:02 the satisfaction of blocking you oh yeah you can go oh what is the difference muted me just means
01:39:07 i never ever ever see your notifications or anything you ever see they think that they're 0.99
01:39:11 sending them well they are sending them and they're talking to fucking nobody because you 0.98
01:39:15 never get it i never get it i never see it it's like you don't exist at all but you don't have 0.93
01:39:19 the satisfaction of being blocked i actually like muting a lot better because then it's just uh
01:39:23 see ravens on top here oh it's very sexual yeah very sexual i like what are we what are we doused
01:39:30 in um okay still reserve says when are you streaming the new predator you're doing that
01:39:37 october did you have a date for that guys what are we talking about i don't know i don't know
01:39:40 top was supposed to be on the show then he just kept like postponing and postponing and
01:39:44 postponing so then i was stuck with the raven who had the very uh pessimistic view on the movie
01:39:50 i'm pretty sure optimism i was on a cruise so i don't know who wants to do the predator
01:39:54 one dude 100 the predator thing are we going back matt nancy oh god she's here you mean
01:39:59 don't encourage him nance guys it's gonna be my birthday soon and i ran out of mentos i ran
01:40:04 it's a dialogue on race uh mixing that's that's what it is
01:40:12 100 yeah oh it's you got the white girl and the black dude that's a robot the white girl's 1.00
01:40:19 technically a robot doesn't matter it's still race mixing white women are robots they call 1.00
01:40:24 them uh what do they call how do you guys find the bad in everything foids foids that's right 1.00
01:40:28 what does that mean uh foid is like a a typical placeholder woman woman female yeah honestly
01:40:35 female droid if you if you googled foid i'm afraid to put it in in twitter let's see what
01:40:40 it comes up with but it's gonna be like be careful googling or twittering anything
01:40:44 maybe quiet here for a while while it looks that up can you talk for a little bit
01:40:49 Foyd.
01:40:49 Here we go.
01:40:51 This is a Foyd.
01:40:52 Okay.
01:40:53 Oh, boy.
01:40:53 I don't want to show.
01:40:53 Is she clothed? 0.98
01:40:54 Yeah, she's clothed, but, like, regular girl. 1.00
01:40:57 Just a girl slop. 1.00
01:40:59 Another Foyd. 0.98
01:41:00 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.98
01:41:01 Yes, Z-Man.
01:41:02 Another Foyd.
01:41:03 Along with my nicotine pouches.
01:41:05 Another Foyd.
01:41:06 Okay, what is a Foyd?
01:41:07 It's a made-up person?
01:41:08 No, Foyd.
01:41:09 This one's a Foyd right there. 1.00
01:41:10 It's an unthinking woman, like a girl who's just, like, her default is girl slop. 1.00
01:41:15 She's just girl slopping around. 1.00
01:41:17 wait isn't that most chicks instagram is like yeah yeah that's fair isn't that fair i'm saying 0.99
01:41:21 you said a robot same shit dude it's it's just another yeah it's a blank slate and and it's like 0.99
01:41:27 it's not an ugly girl it's not a like like wow this girl's extremely pretty but it's like this 0.99
01:41:31 is a girl that can uh she's totally interchangeable she can progeny yeah well be the the uh the air to
01:41:40 your uh your your progeny oh yeah you know she would be a sufficient hole she would be
01:41:44 yeah that's a void and yeah and when someone pointed it out to me i was like oh they're kind
01:41:49 of like yes kind of like a robot it's like a blank slate you tell it what to do you tell it
01:41:53 it's political beliefs and then then you go it is interesting if you look at like um so-called
01:41:58 so-called young ladies like instagram accounts it's all the same oh yeah it's like there's a
01:42:04 post and then depending on how popular you are i guess there's x amount of comments that say like
01:42:10 beautiful stunning gorgeous so pretty and every single page is the same yeah that's a foid that's
01:42:17 a foid and and the man's job is to get a foid uh tame it make it not a foid and then insert it with
01:42:24 a personality yeah make it based uh so let's see get a foid make it based that's good boy has three
01:42:30 main meanings depending on the context an offensive internet slang term a legal gun
01:42:35 permit in illinois or a rock forming mineral uh so it is a derogatory and misogynistic slang term 0.97
01:42:43 used in online in cell that just means it's accurate it's accurate as fuck to refer to 0.84
01:42:48 women but what does it mean origin uh humanoid or android femoid yeah yeah um usage subculture 0.90
01:42:54 use the word to dehumanize women and treat them as objects rather than i suppose i did just do 1.00
01:42:59 that what they're doing but what did i did i lie no they have dehumanized themselves and turned 0.98
01:43:05 themselves into objects that are identical with a bunch of other objects that come off an assembly
01:43:09 line all right honestly sometimes i'll scroll through the comments on those to be honest that's
01:43:13 where i found sexy af and i started calling jess that oh you get some slang in there yeah yeah so
01:43:17 i feel like that actually is a cool i'll scroll through like i don't know if you're supposed to
01:43:21 say af it's just shorthand typing yes you know what it means what does af mean yeah and then i
01:43:26 told her all right you figured it out a void yeah but that's what it is it's like placeholder 0.96
01:43:31 human being that's where i learned bad i was like called her a baddie one day i was like damn girl 0.98
01:43:35 you a baddie it is the idea of the egg egg it's all in the egg i don't know if you were aware of 0.96
01:43:41 the egg but it's the idea how do you feel about egg the egg the egg holds a specific amount of
01:43:46 dna that makes it uh yeah it does it makes it it makes it exclusive to the the person who has the
01:43:52 egg inside of them but in order for that egg to have life and have like personality grown into it
01:43:57 We have to have the sperm into it.
01:44:00 But the egg is blank.
01:44:01 It's very blank.
01:44:02 It's so blank that you can just throw them out and then get more of them.
01:44:06 It's kind of the same egg thing.
01:44:08 It's a container of an egg.
01:44:09 It's an empty container that needs to be imbued with the personality.
01:44:13 It's Schrodinger's egg. 1.00
01:44:14 This is very demeaning toward women. 1.00
01:44:17 Stop acting like foids. 1.00
01:44:18 Well, don't turn yourself into an object that's identical with a bunch of other objects. 1.00
01:44:22 Have a personality. 1.00
01:44:23 Like you're just produced at a fucking factory. 1.00
01:44:24 if you don't have a personality we're going to be forced to group you all together i know but if 1.00
01:44:28 they don't have a dad that's like pouring into their life and like showing them how to like do
01:44:32 life and like do stuff like be their own person you want to do life then that's what then you
01:44:37 just end up being raised by the culture like by the society here you go this is sorry hold on
01:44:43 this oh oh you're are you about to show us the audience of a taylor swift show
01:44:47 i mean realistically yeah yeah foyd foyd foyd foyd foyd foyd is literally production of those
01:44:53 do you think are church kids they're just kids man yeah it could be empty vessels no these are
01:44:57 sorority girls empty vessels you see but they're definitely the same person you can yeah you can
01:45:03 take any of these people and what's funny is you go to a university and they do that to you 0.62
01:45:08 the crazy thing is here's the thing men here's a trick that you don't know you can take any of
01:45:12 those females and indoctrinate them you just got to fill them with the right data these girls are
01:45:17 going right now i know it's crazy these girls are going right now to a college that's going to do 0.98
01:45:20 that to them because the college has figured it out as a matter of fact it's figured it out so
01:45:23 much so that they're paying the college to do it you can do it yourself yeah the college is just a
01:45:27 void factory and then you it's a forged factory you can do yourself you got to get them before
01:45:30 they get there and then you could have kids and then you could have a good life but the idea is 1.00
01:45:34 to get one of these this is what god created a beautiful woman get her uh then pump your cum 0.99
01:45:40 in her no no indoctrinator so that way you guys can have a successful life going in the same 1.00
01:45:45 direction yeah but there's data income there is there that's a whole nother story next question
01:45:51 this is this is get this show has gone off the rails i don't think matt's like i shouldn't have
01:45:54 sat on this what can i do r3 says what can i do to help me to help me uh fast could i consume
01:46:04 water only i'm working in 100 degrees outside but i don't want to feel like i'm bending the rules
01:46:09 i think yes uh fun slinger said electrolytes eat salt i think it's totally reasonable to
01:46:15 introduce some of those things uh i think the coconut water isn't a cheat i think it's really
01:46:21 up to you yeah like i was in the mentos and then you guys yelled at me and i was like you're gonna
01:46:24 if you're gonna quit the fast uh because it's too hard to eat and drink nothing you're better
01:46:31 off just doing a fruit and vegetable fast and you can you can keep doing it oh top steve says bone
01:46:37 broth i mean that would be that's a that's very a lot of calories but this now this is this question 0.98
01:46:41 is very jewish in nature now we're talking about like fucking hanging fish wire around your workplace 0.98
01:46:46 i think you could eat whatever you want as long as you have you're within the fish wire 1.00
01:46:49 exactly we could we could uh argue it down to that or you could just fast and stop being a bitch 1.00
01:46:55 yeah but some people can't fast dude and then it's just like then you don't fast yeah then so 1.00
01:46:59 start with a fruit and vegetable fast see if you can do that start with fruits vegetables he's just
01:47:03 really worried about what he's drinking because he's working in 100 degree weather outside yeah
01:47:07 i might not be fasting in those conditions it's totally up to him yeah i wouldn't i love that
01:47:11 but it's totally up to him but maybe you find this so-called compromise and you do like fruits 0.98
01:47:17 vegetables seeds nuts and beans that should be very easy for everybody like a lot of shit like 0.96
01:47:21 anybody you should be able to do that it's a daniel but i think that's at the core of a daniel 0.95
01:47:25 fast and that's powerful so one day may not put you on like another level but if you do that
01:47:29 you say you know what this one day wasn't so bad eating like this and maybe i'll do two three maybe
01:47:34 i'll just do it through the weekend yep you know and then maybe the time you start back monday and
01:47:38 you're eating regular you feel great you know and it's and you've had this really deep uh weekend
01:47:42 with god where you've just been chilling with him how about this why not set your parameters
01:47:46 beforehand not like start fasting and be like well could i slip this in is that legal is this
01:47:51 permitted is this within the law just set your parameters and then that's your fast stick to it
01:47:54 like mason was asking about the discipline it's like well you can't pick the thing in the moment
01:47:58 because in the moment your body's going to tell you what to do you have to set it up ahead of time
01:48:02 There you go. Next question. Joe Preston, he says, hey, since you guys mentioned wanting to talk more with some of your members, what do you think about doing a new segment called Meet the Retardios?
01:48:10 You could use it to get more in-depth on the Chronicles email or just to get to know some of your favorite members better.
01:48:18 Nope. Don't care.
01:48:19 I do.
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01:48:51 I feel like they're very private.
01:48:53 a lot of the people like i'd like to be friends with them but they're very private if you go to
01:48:57 the gym and you just wander around between sets i'm sure he'll talk you don't get your fill there
01:49:01 like doing that um so i don't know how it would work it would be hard to it's a little bit of a
01:49:06 logistical nightmare it's the same issue that you have with the radio show which some people
01:49:10 are able to get in have a conversation get out other people will call in and the shock will hit 0.97
01:49:17 them and it's like pulling teeth other people will keep going and never shut the fuck up and
01:49:22 And then sometimes the relationship goes south 0.83
01:49:25 because they feel slighted when you've got to end it.
01:49:26 You've got to say, hey, we've got to move on to the next person.
01:49:28 That is a problem.
01:49:29 I mean, we just had, so Stacks just had Clint on the show.
01:49:33 Okay.
01:49:33 And somebody sent me the link.
01:49:35 Yo, Stacks is, I think Stacks should be,
01:49:37 more people should be watching Stacks.
01:49:39 He's been pulling great guests and doing good work.
01:49:41 Shout out to Stacks Farmstead.
01:49:42 I didn't watch the whole episode,
01:49:43 but it seemed good from what I saw.
01:49:45 But I looked on Rumble immediately. 1.00
01:49:48 You see the Super Chats lighting up,
01:49:49 and I was like, oh, this is a guy.
01:49:50 You remember the guy Patrick Shouts? 0.96
01:49:51 oh yeah wow yeah and he's yeah he was just talking shit about me and i'm just like it's i had to 0.93
01:49:58 like damn that's weird it's been like a year this is the problem with this here it's like i would 0.96
01:50:03 love to talk with a lot of you but this guy wanted more than i can give you gotta understand i'm one 0.96
01:50:07 of me and there's a lot of you and it's growing more and more and more i only have so much time
01:50:12 that i could like dedicate to answering yeah you know people in general i wasn't giving this guy
01:50:17 enough attention and i was giving him a lot of attention like yeah messaging him back when when
01:50:22 i could and and then uh i didn't answer him in a timely fashion he turned on me and now i'm a
01:50:29 horrible person and this and i was like you know you're blocked dude you're out of here like i
01:50:33 don't i don't owe you a thing yeah i don't owe you think i'm doing a thing that i want to do
01:50:39 you're enjoying the thing that i'm doing here and then i'm also going out of my way to communicate
01:50:44 with you and a lot of other people and when i don't do it adequately in your time frame then 0.94
01:50:50 you crash out on me fuck you so that is a double-edged sword what they're asking us i like 0.98
01:50:55 to do that yeah if we can get assurances that you won't that is the thing that i've noticed is 1.00
01:50:59 in many instances the people who are the most enthusiastic about this type of a model
01:51:05 who interact the most it's one fucking sideways step to everything going wrong and then all of 0.99
01:51:11 sudden they're like in somebody else's you know who's been cool the longest time like fucking 0.97
01:51:14 jalen milkist august for the longest time chill man chill yeah dudes that it's like like you got 0.91
01:51:19 to understand like my my messages my notifications are a nightmare yeah i don't even want to look at
01:51:25 them i answer them back and i answer them like sometimes it's like late sometimes i answer like
01:51:30 really z-man said seeing that uh my messages were red is like a warm hug from raven z-man you can 0.71
01:51:36 see when i see your messages shit i thought i turned that off i swear to god i turned that off 0.86
01:51:40 I turned it off because I'm like, 0.98
01:51:42 if I read this and I don't have
01:51:44 the mental space right now to even
01:51:46 answer meaningfully, I'll come back to it.
01:51:48 But yeah, there are people, like I said,
01:51:50 like Jalen, that have been
01:51:52 chill. I hope you get it.
01:51:53 Milhouse Wiggin is upset with you. Milhouse is the shit. 1.00
01:51:56 No, he just said Topic North. 1.00
01:51:59 Topic North. I don't even know.
01:52:00 I haven't seen the messages. It's like, they could be
01:52:02 anywhere. They could be mixed up in
01:52:04 all different mailboxes. Kate knows what's up. She only reaches
01:52:06 out when your sweatshirt hasn't shipped yet.
01:52:08 and then i advanced i answer you eventually eventually yeah people don't understand just
01:52:14 how many of those are in my there's so many of those all the time in everything in everything 0.75
01:52:18 and it's just like yeah shit all over our chest it's just crazy um shout out elijah schaefer so
01:52:24 yeah i think as as cool as it would be i think um it doesn't always turn into good listening 0.55
01:52:30 material do you guys uh communicate on patreon in your chats i try to i try to it's we don't have
01:52:36 we don't have chats like he has chats how much yeah how much are you oh no we don't open the
01:52:41 chat up there because they'll say something they'll get us that's right we tried that once
01:52:45 but then like they have chats no it's all private it's a private chat no no it's not private to
01:52:49 patreon yeah patreon owns the platform they watch on knows when what you're talking about let me
01:52:54 tell you something for the previous bro grove we opened up a telegram chat and it was for the
01:52:59 people that were coming to bro grove and i i popped in there to look and i'm like they're
01:53:03 committing crimes in here yeah so imagine if that was planning crimes yeah and i was like imagine if
01:53:09 this was on patreon and then they review it and then now i get banned because of them like it's
01:53:13 not worth it so they have their own so like they could do it on twitter and telegram telegram and
01:53:17 discord and discord other places that are away from the patreon so not on page and i can't even 0.84
01:53:22 check all these places so many places people are at like i don't see this shit but joe i i think it 0.65
01:53:26 is a great idea in theory just logistically it turns into a bit of a nightmare uh schvitz bear 0.93
01:53:30 says question if i if we're on earth and look at the moon and it's so tiny why is it then i'm so
01:53:39 called on the moon with buzz aldrin and the earth is so tiny okay i see what he's saying yeah as if
01:53:46 it were the moon it should cover the whole moon sky uh now wouldn't it so basically what he's
01:53:53 saying is why the hell did we look at the moon it looks really tiny and then when buzz aldrin's 0.70
01:53:56 on the moon he looks it's uh earth it's also really tiny when fucking the earth is should 0.94
01:54:02 be bigger astronomically larger than the moon it should be all encompassing his field of view 0.58
01:54:06 from the moon i think this is a perspective issue that i'm not smart enough to understand i don't 0.92
01:54:10 think it's a perspective issue i think it's bullshit no i thought they do make it look 0.94
01:54:14 like the earth is bigger when you're on the nope sometimes they do and sometimes they don't yeah 0.93
01:54:17 yeah you're saying like from the moon when they look back at earth it looks as small as the moon
01:54:21 from you can see yeah you can see the whole earth it look bigger than that no when they're in the
01:54:25 ship it looks like you can't see all it really depends they change it up and it's all 3d
01:54:30 rendering models anyway they admit that so i don't know the moon never looks that big 0.70
01:54:33 that okay that's very bizarre this is from the fucking this is from the moon i guess yeah let 0.69
01:54:40 me share this on the screen um yeah wait i thought that always takes up like the whole background 0.91
01:54:45 no it should it should take up the entire field of vision it should at least be consistent but
01:54:50 but it's that's the other thing too it should be consistent right uh because the moon is never
01:54:55 getting further from earth it's simply going around it so every perspective of the earth from
01:55:01 the moon should be so fucking massive it would be insane it should give you like an unsettling 0.97
01:55:06 feeling in your gut when you see it we could just say that it's not real it's not fucking real next 0.95
01:55:11 question um that's a good question though i i like that it's like one of those real common sense ones 0.90
01:55:16 like shouldn't it should be bigger your body is always giving you signals whoop helps you
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01:55:48 Qui-Gon, another super-based and reasonable dude
01:55:52 that is always a pleasure to communicate with.
01:55:55 Says, when do I get my shield for Straight Bible YouTube?
01:56:01 Shield Team 6 must defend the precious.
01:56:03 Is he talking about being a moderator for Straight Bible's YouTube? 0.98
01:56:09 Might be a good idea.
01:56:10 Qui-Gon is a solid dude.
01:56:12 Yeah, yeah.
01:56:12 Are you kidding me?
01:56:12 I only made a couple people.
01:56:14 Kenny the Fed helped us out before, didn't he?
01:56:16 Yeah, someone's crashing out in the chat.
01:56:18 i guess i'll do it if i remember a lot of times i'm pressing all the other buttons so i don't
01:56:21 remember to like uh give people the shields but is it a shield i thought it was a wrench i hope
01:56:25 i'm not thinking about the wrong thing it might be both dude that's awesome thanks why gone for
01:56:29 even offering why gone crushes not a bot i don't get uh crashed on watch him out you guys do you
01:56:34 guys get people crash out you're no you got crashed out on for a while and then yeah we then
01:56:39 we fixed it who crashed in uh an ortho dude oh mine yeah well i remember why gone is that what
01:56:46 you meant um i got it handled man the always uh i can't fj says don't give me a shield i can't
01:56:55 handle there's really no pressure most of them just have the blue thing by them they don't do
01:56:59 anything by the way a lot of you guys that are in here right now are moderators for nds we're
01:57:03 going to implement a three insult rule i don't care if somebody shows up and insults us or
01:57:07 whatever that's not a big deal if they do it twice it's no big deal if they do it a third time 0.99
01:57:11 fucking kick them then they can get kicked yeah we don't care we also don't care who they are 1.00
01:57:15 i don't give a shit who it is i'll just say it we kicked out fucking bennis the menace 1.00
01:57:18 because you're being a little bit of a faggot call me a dyspia again motherfucker i don't even 1.00
01:57:23 know what that shit means but i don't like it and people were like the moderators were like 1.00
01:57:27 walking on eggshells like he was on stage your program i don't give a fuck you're disrupting 0.99
01:57:31 what we're doing here you can't do that can't be disrupted yeah don't disrupt the chat the chat's 1.00
01:57:35 having their own conversation on the side and if you're talking about shit that pertains to the
01:57:38 show and you're not on the show specifically definitely don't do that yeah yeah if you're 0.96
01:57:42 talking about shit that pertains to the show like you know it's it's all good but uh you know what 0.88
01:57:46 we should have a coded language that we go we'll go in the chat and we'll go one we'll go maintenance 1.00
01:57:52 yeah that is kind of cool and then we'll go two and if we count to two you know what the fuck is 0.95
01:57:55 all right uh laugh that guy not a bot says can you expound and i think i said is it really the 0.96
01:58:01 same thing as expand on this verse john 20 23 if you forgive the sins of any their sins have been
01:58:11 forgiven them. Didn't we just bring
01:58:13 that up? If you retain the
01:58:15 sins of any, they
01:58:17 have been retained.
01:58:19 I don't know. I don't know. What
01:58:21 was the number for that, John?
01:58:24 First John?
01:58:25 John 20, 23.
01:58:27 20, 23. Third John. I think it's
01:58:29 third John. This is the third John.
01:58:32 How many Johns
01:58:33 on? Whosoever 0.94
01:58:34 sins ye remit, they are remitted
01:58:37 unto them. And whosoever sins ye retain,
01:58:39 they are retained. What is he asking? What does it mean?
01:58:41 okay hold on if we go back a couple verses it says then said jesus to them again peace be unto
01:58:45 you as my father has sent me even so send i you and when he had said this he breathed on them
01:58:51 and saith unto them receive the holy ghost whosoever sins you remit they are remitted
01:58:56 unto them and whosoever sins you retain they are retained i don't know but the context is
01:59:01 definitely the holy ghost right like the context is definitely like now that you have the holy
01:59:05 goes you have like this new responsibility but it seems like it's got to be tied to that
01:59:11 um that's that's i don't know and this gets weird where it's just like oh yeah so now there's a
01:59:17 group of people on planet earth and they decide who gets forgiven and who doesn't it can't mean
01:59:21 that it can't mean that and this is that this is that new apostolic reformation stuff this is the
01:59:26 kind of uh interpretation that they're taking into it when they're calling themselves apostles
01:59:30 You see, now if you take that idea and say that the apostles hold that power,
01:59:36 and then you go, yeah, but I'm a new apostle, so I hold that power here in this church.
01:59:39 You're like, this could get weird.
01:59:40 Very weird.
01:59:41 It could get weird.
01:59:42 That's cult.
01:59:43 It becomes cult-like, and it's like, well, I don't know.
01:59:45 I guess we just have like, God didn't tell me that, so I don't know.
01:59:48 Yeah, but I think if you've received the Holy Ghost,
01:59:50 and it always matters for you on whether you're forgiving people or not,
01:59:54 because you'll be forgiven based on how you forgive others,
01:59:56 but now it matters for them like for them to not be forgiven and i don't know if it's just a simple
02:00:01 context that like you can forgive or not forgive but that's just between you and them like they
02:00:08 they still have their issue with god it's not like you can forgive them on behalf of god i don't
02:00:12 think it's saying that so it says if you forgive the sins of any their sins uh have previously
02:00:20 been forgiven them if you retain the sins of any they have been retained what does retain
02:00:26 mean in this context you've kept you've kept the sins of someone else i struggle to understand 0.93
02:00:33 this shit hmm what these words mean whosoever sends you remit they are remitted unto them and 0.96
02:00:39 whosoever sends you retain they are retained is this what we're talking about with uh with uh 0.99
02:00:44 mason we're talking about like the forgiveness is like that's back on you like if i forgive you
02:00:48 that's on you but if you retain that oh if i keep that offense yeah like even if i say i forgive you
02:00:54 but then I'm still like angry.
02:00:56 I'm like,
02:00:56 well,
02:00:56 yeah,
02:00:56 then you're retaining this stuff.
02:00:58 That's interesting.
02:00:58 You got to ask God to help you.
02:00:59 Like, 1.00
02:00:59 I want to fucking forgive this bitch, 1.00
02:01:01 but his Bible is completely falling apart. 1.00
02:01:04 It's not even a Bible anymore.
02:01:06 You're missing pages.
02:01:09 This is the new Matt version.
02:01:10 It's like whatever.
02:01:11 No,
02:01:11 I'm just looking at some of these,
02:01:12 I'm just looking at some of these cross references.
02:01:14 I wrote in here that I crossed reference one,
02:01:16 John five,
02:01:17 16 says,
02:01:17 if any man see a brother sin,
02:01:19 a sin,
02:01:19 which is not unto death,
02:01:20 he shall ask and he shall give him life for them that sin,
02:01:23 not unto death there is a sin unto death i do not say that he shall pray for it
02:01:28 i don't know that's getting too deep i don't know uh jim did we answer i guess we answered
02:01:34 that's so not really dude but late in the day i'm not really sharp if i've been sitting that's 0.62
02:01:38 fine jim bowman says have y'all niggas ever heard of dr ted brower nope he's been calling out the 0.82
02:01:46 jews since before y'all were born and he does it out of lady lake florida oh ted dr ted bow 0.90
02:01:53 what let's look him up man let's have him here on a friday he does his show out of lady lake florida 0.92
02:01:58 really and he's old as fuck it seems oh boy that's kind of cool he lives in the villages 0.94
02:02:04 uh i mean he's having aggressive ted and austin brower austin what the hell uh yeah all right 0.99
02:02:13 let's check these guys out bring them up show us their face all right let's see hold on let's go
02:02:18 show us their faces bro nope that ain't it that can't be them that's the ted and austin brower
02:02:24 show yeah they're here in lady lake no way yeah show them let me write these guys in the gym 0.78
02:02:29 i was all fucking believing you i think this guy's lying careful don't lean back on those 0.89
02:02:35 chairs brother it's a little chair that one cracks you though crack at the witch gathering 0.97
02:02:39 we should team up with dr ted brower and head over to the witch uh gathering i don't know maybe
02:02:45 he should send us a link because i don't i don't see the guy ted brower uh that's clearly it dr
02:02:51 ted brower doctor dr ted brower i'm just gonna write dr ted doctor that's not gonna give me
02:02:58 anything good no it's definitely not i don't like when people he's got books he's got the ted brower
02:03:03 show um great christian podcasts that do their best to doodly do and doodly da uh are you seeing
02:03:11 this for real yeah it was a quick i haven't heard thing where i typed in years what he said vitamins
02:03:16 he sold vitamins the ted grower show he's built funny looking no i don't see it all right i'll
02:03:25 share this tab instead bring this up on the stage uh so let's see there he is health masters he said
02:03:32 he's too old me and subliminal i'm doing the show with him i'm not i'm not starting my own show 0.54
02:03:37 doing every christian needs to hear this shit not these two dudes down here you might also like 0.98
02:03:41 because you like this dude named ted brower you might like this guy named ted brower i think 0.99
02:03:45 that's the same guy so this is a guy that lives in lady lake and he's like trashing the jews
02:03:50 so maybe it is i mean that's it is that the same guy bottom left yeah it looks like it
02:03:55 and his little brother yeah he does kind of have a creepy smile huh uh ted brower books and
02:03:59 biography um why don't we just google like where is he from or where does he oh we could do lady
02:04:05 lake let's just do that lady lake just invite him no just invite him anyway uh dr ted and shannon
02:04:13 brower this guy seems old and much more maybe it's put central florida or maybe this person just is
02:04:22 not really from here maybe they don't exist hey why not just put a hyperlink so we can click it
02:04:27 yeah how did we get to this somebody asked a question we're asking we're answering the 0.96
02:04:31 questions i will fuck them no we never heard of them uh we tried to hear of them we tried to hear 0.99
02:04:36 of them uh hey pandafly says last minute question say someone's spouse were to die and they were 0.99
02:04:42 doused in semen and they get remarried afterwards uh obviously we won't know the answer until the
02:04:48 time comes but how do you think that's settled after everyone comes back to life do they spend
02:04:54 eternity with both spouses honestly dude that's why i'm very adamant and like i wouldn't i wouldn't 0.96
02:04:59 get remarried like i don't want to see some other bitch when i die are you talking yeah this this 0.96
02:05:04 is the question that uh they got the pharisee asked jesus very cool of you to do panda fly 0.99
02:05:09 yeah who's who's this uh who's the widow married to if you married what do you think well jesus
02:05:15 tells them that's not how it is in the resurrection and the resurrection humans are just like the
02:05:19 angels in heaven he doesn't say angels he says angels in heaven who neither marry or are given
02:05:24 in marriage so i really like my wife you're not still married in the eternal realm i mean do we
02:05:31 still get to hang out and like high five maybe hug have sex i don't think there's any bone in
02:05:35 and i don't know how exactly how that gets handled what you mean no boning i think you know what i 0.52
02:05:42 mean next question let's let's read one more and then get out of here because matt's losing steam
02:05:46 i know you really are there's actually i'm trying to find ted there's only two more i'm ready to
02:05:50 keep going there's only two more anyway she by jonathan says do you think these so-called oh
02:05:54 wait no she had a part two also do you think pets come back to paradise with us these are the
02:05:58 questions i always wondered as a kid and still wonder about do all dogs go to heaven great movie
02:06:04 i like my pets i like my cats but i don't know there's horses in heaven so i don't know oh
02:06:10 that's interesting it's a fire so like your body is always giving you signals whoop helps you
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02:06:43 um are there animals in the kingdom of heaven there's lions and shit right i think there's a
02:06:48 lot of stuff that we just don't and and then ultimately when we talk about heaven like there's
02:06:52 going to be a new heavens and a new earth so like we're really talking about the eternal realm right
02:06:57 there's it's potentially some people are going to operate from earth it looks like potentially
02:07:01 some are going to operate from heaven potentially some are going to operate from new jerusalem i'm
02:07:05 trying to bone i don't know the details of it but like within that like yeah i think there's animals
02:07:10 and of course it makes you wonder is it going to be animals never mind are they going to talk like
02:07:16 dr do little you knew that's what i was going to say man what are they going to say they're
02:07:20 going to go that snake walks up and talks to eve and she doesn't say why are you talking that's 0.98
02:07:24 true like it's that you know i don't know man it's fucked up i don't know but i'm totally 0.88
02:07:28 comfortable saying i don't know man the eternal realm is going to be pretty interesting will 0.99
02:07:33 will cows still have udders if they're not producing young to suck on their teats great
02:07:37 question i don't know how the food is going to happen in the eternal realm but it does look like 0.99
02:07:41 there will be food also is my shit gonna be smooth or am i still gonna have like butthole and 0.99
02:07:45 balls and stuff i don't think you need a butthole yeah exactly i don't think so my shit's just gonna 0.99
02:07:51 be smooth there's gonna be like sweating and pooping and it's gonna be some of the best 0.99
02:07:56 your body's gonna be like water what do you mean water like water i'm gonna be like buoyancy
02:08:02 wet no like water like uh a different if your body's now who said that to us it was actually
02:08:07 kind of interesting uh that we're made of the dirt angels are made of water or something something
02:08:12 like a water i think it says that angels are made of uh makes his spirits flames of fire makes
02:08:16 spirits win in his ministers flames of fire it says that they're wind i don't who knows though
02:08:23 right cheap by johnson says do you think these so-called events that people are calling possible
02:08:28 psyops just like the lindsey clancy case and the one in ireland that was similar are demonic entities
02:08:34 that have a signature similar to a serial killer
02:08:37 aren't demons known to show off and have certain traits. 1.00
02:08:42 Shit. 0.99
02:08:42 I mean, that's highly speculative, G-Bi Jonathan. 0.99
02:08:46 But I like how you're thanking. 0.99
02:08:49 I mean, a human killing off all their children, 0.84
02:08:51 I don't think that's like a human thing.
02:08:53 Like a human would just get up one day and decide to do that.
02:08:57 I mean, something else has to be influencing. 1.00
02:08:59 Gotta kill them all, SSRIs. 1.00
02:09:04 you know that's that's demonic influence isn't it i mean i don't see how it couldn't be but i don't 1.00
02:09:09 see how suicide couldn't be either like i don't i don't know i got like i don't like i don't think 0.95
02:09:14 it's like inhuman nature if you will to like kill yourself or to like kill off your young but then
02:09:21 you get into the abortion discussion too that like that's you know so like there are all these things
02:09:25 like demon breathe demon inspired like uh demon spoken like where people get these thoughts i i
02:09:33 don't know man they have to be i have some uh i don't want to say who they are but yeah these
02:09:39 people that are basically making their kids gay and the way owen brought it up about how there's 0.93
02:09:43 the two stories that are exactly the same just however many years apart she's crazy i mean yeah 0.91
02:09:50 something has to be orchestrating that anything that does go against like the human the human
02:09:56 nature to uh reproduce and create a lineage or to build something anything that kind of goes
02:10:02 against that inclination is not from you like motherhood right to protect your child to have
02:10:07 have children if uh postpartum depression or whatever it may be is putting you against it
02:10:13 that's not it's not you that's not god breathe that's not what we've been created for is postpartum
02:10:19 depression a thing like in all the countries through all the time periods it's just sad 0.99
02:10:22 he's being sad because your pussy's all messed up i know but i just imagine like in america 0.99
02:10:27 you know your husband's at work like he's not home with you and yeah you're at home and probably 0.99
02:10:32 stressing about you got to get back to work too like i don't i don't know man that's what i'm
02:10:36 just wondering it was like in a more natural environment where like you lived on a compound
02:10:39 with like multiple families you know like you're like your family but it's just like you know
02:10:44 grandparents aunts uncles cousins like you have that whole network and like the women were taking
02:10:49 care of the families and taking care of the home like did those people get postpartum depression
02:10:53 too i just wonder i'd be more i think a better question is do people that have like home births
02:10:59 have postpartum depression oh that's interesting well what if they still gotta worry about going
02:11:03 to a job back to their job in three months i mean that's gotta take a major toll on a woman's spirit
02:11:08 like you know what i'm saying i just wonder if she's like okay i'm here like i'm like i'm on
02:11:14 the homestead i'm caring for the family i'm doing my thing like this is my life then i i mean i
02:11:19 don't know there's a just a chemical thing that like no you you know you this human goes out of
02:11:23 your body and you're gonna get depressed well there's a weird chemical thing that happens with 1.00
02:11:27 females anyway like they uh right i know i know one that gave birth and then was allergic to red 1.00
02:11:33 sauce she's italian that's interesting yeah like after birth you're like allergic to red sauce like 1.00
02:11:37 i don't know like their their chemical uh makeup fundamentally changes because when they're when
02:11:44 they give birth like they just have like a weird reset and then some shit happens maybe the that
02:11:48 little human that came out of them had to take certain stuff with them yeah i don't know it's 0.88
02:11:52 a yeah childbirth is strange but there is like a there is a reset with with females and their 1.00
02:11:58 chemical composition what they're allergic to like christina is now allergic to shrimp for no reason 1.00
02:12:03 really she got is it all shellfish or is it just scrimp shrimp shrimp makes like her hands uh she 0.95
02:12:09 gets like little like a balloon hands spot no like pimples on her hands when she eats shrimp 0.96
02:12:14 after she gave birth to Oliver, but she loved that before.
02:12:17 And I was just like, all right, that's weird.
02:12:18 So, like, she doesn't do it anymore.
02:12:19 So, I was like, huh. 0.95
02:12:20 I remember when my wife was pregnant, her feet looked like canned hams.
02:12:23 Yeah. 1.00
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02:12:54 have you guys heard about the lady who killed her three kids yes got away with it had three 0.95
02:13:00 more kids and killed them too oh yeah yeah oh nice that's not real yeah no that's real her name was
02:13:06 I think it's Constance Fisher. 0.90
02:13:10 It happened in 1954.
02:13:12 She drowned her three children.
02:13:13 Was found not guilty by reason of insanity. 0.96
02:13:20 And then she had more kids.
02:13:21 And in 1966, she did it again.
02:13:24 Once again, found not guilty. 0.90
02:13:28 Should we be chemically castrating insane people? 0.97
02:13:31 That's the question. 0.86
02:13:31 Wait, so you think the news was true in the 50s?
02:13:35 Where did Nancy find this? 1.00
02:13:36 I don't think they gave a shit in the 50s. They were like, hey, 0.99
02:13:38 young lady kills all three of her children. What are we going to do
02:13:40 about it, folks? And then they're like, well, let her go. 0.84
02:13:42 Hear ye, hear ye. This broad kills the kids. 1.00
02:13:44 Hear ye, hear ye. She did it again. Anyway, 1.00
02:13:46 next up, the Yankees are in town. 0.99
02:13:48 It's like, who gives a shit? Come and get your paper here. 0.99
02:13:50 This bitch kills the kids. 1.00
02:13:53 Make America 1.00
02:13:54 great again. That's what we're talking about.
02:13:56 Same husband? I don't know.
02:13:58 I don't know the story. Nancy just made this shit up. 1.00
02:14:00 Yeah, I believe so. Yeah. 1.00
02:14:02 Same husband put three more kids in her? You did make it up? 0.99
02:14:04 That guy's like, don't worry, bitch. I'll get you three more. 1.00
02:14:06 it's gonna be okay oh she did it again damn it fool me once fool me once you stupid bitch fool 1.00
02:14:12 me twice god damn it's six kids shame on me god shame on you hey who knows maybe she maybe those 1.00
02:14:17 kids were gonna grow up to be uh i don't know podcasters oh shit kill them kill them all right 1.00
02:14:23 read the last question i'm excited to end this episode okay uh how much does raven deadlift at 1.00
02:14:28 the gym currently i currently don't uh deadlift i mean all that's there is the smith machine but
02:14:33 do they go to planet fitness yeah yeah you know what i really want i want a hex bar you know the 0.95
02:14:38 one that you get in like you stand in the center of it goes around you that shit would be dope oh 0.82
02:14:42 if you go to aiden's gym that gym crushes where does he go to your health and it's just a little 0.94
02:14:46 bit down the road oh yeah i know that one right yeah that's actually a great gym that's just far 0.88
02:14:50 from you that's like 45 minutes the whole yeah but eight goes bro he don't care dude she could
02:14:54 not go to a plane of fitness he got 300 up took it down and got it up to like the first notch
02:15:00 because he had no spot he didn't get like a clean 300 bench but he took it off brought it down and
02:15:05 got all the way up to that first notch and had to bring it back i did the same thing so my cousin is 0.68
02:15:09 bench pressing uh three plates and not not not gabe um deadlifts are for gays there you go one 0.91
02:15:15 of my other cousins and i'm like damn homeboy's doing three plates like i wonder what three plates 0.83
02:15:19 feels like and i put three plates on them and i moved it up and on that's like 315 right i don't
02:15:24 think so i think the bars on the smith machine are lighter than just a regular bar oh okay so um
02:15:31 i think it's technically like 295 all in uh and so i i get it off the rack and i bring it down 0.88
02:15:37 and then i push it up a little bit and i go oh no no no no and then i fucking lock it in place 0.91
02:15:42 and i was like that was fucking crazy dude yeah three plates is crazy as shit um so yeah yeah i 0.97
02:15:47 don't deadlift uh i would like to deadlift that would be cool but i don't know you know like you 0.98
02:15:51 haven't done a workout yet and then i'm like looking at the smith machine i'm like i guess 0.76
02:15:55 i get the the bench out of the way and they're like which way do i face on that shit if i'm doing
02:16:00 like i face the mirror do i face the other way when i do that towards the mirror right yeah there's 0.97
02:16:03 really no good way to do it do that shit at home people deadlift on that they do yeah that just 0.79
02:16:08 feels weird dude deadlift on a smith machine is it i don't know i'm lifting on the moon it's all 0.98
02:16:13 we have is a smith machine so i guess you would deadlift on it but i just shovel a lot of mulch
02:16:18 dude i feel like that crushes for that i would really like yeah chilito bear says i use the
02:16:22 hex but i would love to have uh not not embarrassed it's just like i'm there for like 45 minutes and 0.80
02:16:28 i'm trying to get in do what i know i can fucking do without a bunch of fuss and then get out 0.61
02:16:32 and a lot of time on the phone a lot of time well when i'm sitting in between my sets yeah i'm gonna 0.89
02:16:37 look at my phone and scroll a little you know you mean you don't talk to strangers i don't talk to
02:16:40 strangers yeah ever i talk to strangers on the internet that i don't have to make eye contact
02:16:44 out disgust when i introduced him to the chick that was riding the moped the other day i get it
02:16:49 just disgust uh no i was just i just finished benching and i'm like out of it i'm gassed and
02:16:54 he's like this this is raving he's famous yeah and i go oh god i got like a face i'm like 0.91
02:17:01 and then fucking and then i i just turned around because he the lady was like so like it just 0.94
02:17:09 crushed her and then like i said you never met this guy and he's just like he's like i've seen 0.99
02:17:14 this with cats they like cat behavior where they're like hey oh my dog has done this before 0.95
02:17:17 he's brought here's a dead bird and i'm like oh it's fucking dead bird yeah kick it out of here 0.98
02:17:21 and then he's like yo bro i just fucking got that for you i just killed that bird for you 0.99
02:17:25 like i said later on he comes around to me and he goes hey that lady from before that i introduced 0.98
02:17:31 you to and i'm waiting works at walgreens no she has a vespa i thought it was cool dude she's got 0.96
02:17:38 like the 150 or the one that uh 1500 that goes like uh i think she said like 70 no fucking way 0.93
02:17:45 that old broad is doing 70 on a vespa that's crazy shit let me ask you something did she make the 0.93
02:17:49 vespa no no she's from tennessee she was like in music you know in tennessee and uh nashville 0.99
02:17:55 was her thing she lives down here now i was like hey check it out it's the raven and then he was
02:18:01 just so disgusted next time he introduced you guys the raven you should go you know what it is
02:18:07 the reason the reason he was so disgusting the reason it bothers me is not it's not their fault 0.96
02:18:12 it's specifically because i know because it's i know they don't fucking care okay okay so here's 0.96
02:18:21 the deal they don't care at all that i'm a podcaster no no no because we've never done 0.72
02:18:24 i know this is shocking you guys but people like people so it's like oh cool i met somebody yeah
02:18:28 they don't like podcaster that you're famous they asked me to talk to people they asked they just
02:18:33 asked us to talk to people that we sort of know and i said no i know but there's this whole thing
02:18:38 in america where everybody's locked into their phone and gadgets they don't have any more
02:18:41 interactions with humans it's called being a decent person i feel like this read my ability
02:18:45 to do my shirt says i'm busy scrying yes thank you very much speaking what you have to stop
02:18:52 projecting your optimism on other people they don't feel that yeah that's gonna stop that
02:18:57 this room is a scale of optimism it goes matt hyper optimistic me somewhere in the middle top
02:19:02 not at all no he was very optimistic when i first met him before i met you i was like this guy's too
02:19:07 optimistic and then you helped me figure reality out a little bit and i was like oh yeah i beat him
02:19:10 down the expectations we've lowered them don't talk to people you know what okay here's what
02:19:15 we're gonna do and i haven't done this to matt and you haven't done this to matt either but like 0.78
02:19:19 yeah when he does introduce us to new people we should just fucking say the craziest like i mean 0.73
02:19:23 like i like that the worst you want no because most of the time you guys are witty and sharp 0.96
02:19:28 and say something cool and fun i'm expecting that instead you're just like you want that
02:19:31 you don't want that that's like when you meet somebody's like i do comedy and you're like 0.90
02:19:35 tell me a fucking joke a month from now he's going to be like listen guys coffee shop sales 0.84
02:19:39 are down yeah and i was like we're already there with you guys but no i'm saying top does the same 0.98
02:19:44 thing every time he goes hi i'm danny he's like so sweet the kind yeah because that's what normal
02:19:48 people even just is just he's like because you've introduced me and then that person has no clue
02:19:54 of like the baggage that he's got they just think he's just like because you you know no no you've
02:19:58 invited a person up and they have these very high expectations people to each other you know let 0.50
02:20:04 me fucking tell you about this guy real quick this guy here he's famous uh he's he's like a 0.74
02:20:09 brilliant scientist you should see all the wires it makes you want to be like oh this is the part 0.99
02:20:13 where i do a back you know what the problem is my dad's done this to me my whole life my dad is the
02:20:17 mailman in coney island that's awesome dude no it's the worst i'm walking i can't walk the street
02:20:22 with the guy never introduced you to anybody my life would be this no you say that you say that
02:20:27 no you just be like this faceless guy just wandering the streets because your dad didn't
02:20:31 show you how life works this is how it goes no he didn't show me how well i mean he did but not in 0.92
02:20:35 this way he just goes hey have you met my son and they go no i don't fucking know that guy right and
02:20:40 they go my son baseball plays baseball yeah i love that let me tell you he throws this this hard yes 0.74
02:20:46 he's played here yes and when he hits the ball that's what a dad should do he hits the ball
02:20:51 like hard did they ever look on the ground and pick up a rock they go so so now you take it for
02:20:55 granted you're just like yeah that's what i should expect people should be like all don't tell people
02:20:59 man it's really cool great thing number one you're telling people lies about me i'm not famous
02:21:03 i'm not you're incredibly famous compared to a normal person dude you know how many people
02:21:07 people in this chat right now you know how many people watch this show private thing and they go
02:21:12 i actually didn't know what you guys look like at all and now i'm off put by it so there's a huge
02:21:17 body of people that have no idea even what we look like i don't think that's fame shorter than i
02:21:21 expected if you were on a scale from zero to a hundred of famous people in america you guys are
02:21:25 the top 99 100 yeah you can't even yeah but do the math okay yeah but yeah but listen here's
02:21:32 a challenge for anybody here go start a podcast right now an audio podcast put up seven episodes
02:21:37 you're in the top one percent of podcasts no yeah at least top five i would say you're in the top
02:21:41 five percent yeah but you're not in the top one percent of famous but okay you are how does that
02:21:45 add value to them though they go like okay just a fun starting point you just want to break the
02:21:50 ice with people you know what i'm saying just say something and i like like i would like it if you
02:21:54 guys said something crazy back i think that lady would have liked it if you said something crazy
02:21:57 back you know but it's instead of just being like well i don't have i have a different mood i mean
02:22:02 when i'm like on this i don't really want to be a girl i don't want to be a girl i don't i don't
02:22:08 want to be a girl if you go hey yeah you've set this very high expectation for me and i go i'm
02:22:13 gonna go under that bar now yeah yeah i'm gonna go under that because when am i gonna come up
02:22:17 this like yeah i'm looking it's also really good when he does that and you're literally under a
02:22:20 watch my pecs like that's weird you pop on you're a comedian i thought you can be you go yeah not
02:22:25 just famous but the most famous how you doing have a good workout you know what i mean like 0.99
02:22:29 you should see the size of my penis like no this is okay yeah why don't you introduce this like 0.99
02:22:33 that why don't you go hey this is top lobster he's got a fat dick how can we never do that 1.00
02:22:36 that's fucking cool shit how can you never do cool shit like that man you go hey this is the 1.00
02:22:40 raven it's not all about length but let me tell you the girth on this bad boy this is top lobster 1.00
02:22:44 he owns 30 pairs of nikes did you know that do that i do do that there's a lot of people you do
02:22:48 do you told them that oh yeah that means a lot dude that doesn't well no they're always like
02:22:52 oh is he a chick i'm like no no he's a dude he just has 30 pairs of shoes honestly why don't
02:22:57 you start being really brutally honest and go this is top lobster he's racist yes why don't you tell
02:23:02 the truth you know what's funny is people i meet in the gym i do say that they go oh you're on a
02:23:06 podcast like yeah i can do this podcast with these two guys like they're racist i don't know why i
02:23:10 say that like automatic he does say i do and then i'm like oh this that didn't go over well with
02:23:16 this person yeah i'm looking at your face and maybe i should have that's why i don't talk to
02:23:20 people raw and honest and now in the open i just say whatever's on my mind say yeah blah blah blah
02:23:24 okay next time you do it i'm just gonna say whatever is on my head i wish you would hey 0.93
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02:23:59 he's famous i hate black people like that way better than just hi i'm danny don't prefer the 0.91
02:24:07 smurfs don't like that yeah it's just an it's just a it's just a weird jarring kind of it you 0.96
02:24:12 have a lot of unique uh things that you do yeah talking to people i love how you guys think it's
02:24:17 like this such incredible thing like yeah matt he goes out in the world he talks to people
02:24:21 look at the chat is befuddled by what you've been saying to us like what do you mean you just just
02:24:26 to anybody look they're saying tell the truth yeah i mean if you want to do that you tell the
02:24:31 truth there's no insulting that uh don't be about the shoe collection we don't like and he's not
02:24:35 gonna stop all right how did he do uh on a scale of one to ten in this episode as far as behavior
02:24:40 goes oh i think he was pretty good i mean there was a lot of moments where i've had to train 0.98
02:24:43 myself to not look at him in my peripheral and notice that he's just staring at the fucking 0.58
02:24:47 chat manically i've gotten better at that uh because it's very clear he's not gonna get better 0.90
02:24:52 so much at that well you know what it is it's like so i'll look over the top and we'll start 0.99
02:24:57 talking i'll look over to you and i look at the back of your fucking head and then and then you 0.97
02:25:02 know that i'm talking you go like no i can hear you i can hear you i'm like yeah it's just not 0.99
02:25:07 cool to talk to this is the better this is the raven he can piss really hard it's actually true
02:25:12 this is the raven he can crack his neck onto you this is the raven he can autopilot just accept
02:25:17 that's how i am i don't know i want to make you different have you not noticed anything about us
02:25:22 we're not the most accepting people right that's very true tolerance is not a christian virtue
02:25:27 tolerance is not a good virtue i have zero tolerance only on a scale one to tolerant zero
02:25:31 yeah so let's go back into how we did this episode um there was a noticeable policing of
02:25:39 his impulses to ask silly things like so wait what you're telling me is i don't i don't think
02:25:45 did that once not once this time there was no uh raising of the hands and saying hold on a second
02:25:50 hold on a second start over and tell the story from the beginning again do that at least once
02:25:54 even though you just finished telling the story you did zone out one time he did zone out a few
02:25:58 times the whole wait wait wait wait i did that at least once i know that yeah the wait wait wait
02:26:02 wait isn't bad specifically when it's wait wait wait wait wait tell the story you just told from
02:26:09 the beginning yeah i don't think that you guys understand sometimes you guys say a thing that's
02:26:14 so crazy you're like yeah no he's talking about this all the time it's like no no hold on say
02:26:17 that again say that again that was so crazy yeah i think you should lead with this this is top he
02:26:22 probably hates you statistically correct or there is raven and this is making him uncomfortable
02:26:27 there's a passage that says that like um that the father john and john 17 jesus is praying to the
02:26:33 father and saying like you love them the way you love me i read that go whoa wait wait wait say
02:26:39 that again say that again and i think uh not to put you guys on a level like that but like you
02:26:44 guys talk about the craziest stuff all the time that like i get it the people in the chat um that
02:26:50 are regulars or whatever yeah they're not like moved by that they're like oh yeah we hear this
02:26:55 all the time but when there's thousands on youtube they might be like whoa whoa what and so yeah so
02:27:00 sometimes hey say that again sometimes the the timing of it though is we just spent 15 to 20
02:27:06 minutes unpacking it in its entirety we get to the end where i'm pumped to move on because for
02:27:11 do it again there's and you go wait wait wait wait do it all over again and you go i'm not saying
02:27:16 you're wrong i'm just saying stop inviting me on the show all the time and you're like you're a 0.99
02:27:21 shit face to do shows and i hate everything about you i'm complimenting you right on the show every 0.99
02:27:25 time you're doing better because i like you i just don't know why you are the way you are 0.98
02:27:29 uh but we're doing better you did a lot better i think you love me when it's just me and you
02:27:34 on a show it's strange because you don't do any of that any of the things you don't look at the
02:27:38 chat ask the chat they yes i do there's no shows i don't look at the chat unless it's just straight
02:27:44 bible when i have to look at my notes the whole time that's the only show that i don't watch the
02:27:47 chat when are you gonna stop doing that what do you mean looking at the chat blinders whenever
02:27:52 you guys all look at the chat top plays on his phone i play on my phone and then it's a big
02:27:58 problem no the thing is i do a lot of work and sometimes i do play on my phone i'm doing i i
02:28:03 love you guys you don't even have the computer i had to fix the air conditioner the other day
02:28:06 what are you doing yeah this is we're talking about work for the podcast oh if you were working
02:28:11 for the podcast at the time which i know you're not that would be okay okay so your other life
02:28:16 doesn't exist for the couple of hours not in this room it has to do with this four walls that are
02:28:22 within this coffee shop i have to take care of the coffee shop or we don't have it inside these
02:28:26 four walls dude i care about you guys and that's why i'm doing this is not how i see it kate says
02:28:31 this is raven he withheld basic childhood experiences because he feels those experiences 0.98
02:28:35 are weird yeah i'm not going to touch my kid's dick okay that's not weird oh you know that story 0.99
02:28:40 the belly slapping i told it to him yeah we were that's that's the hardest thing about this is we 0.99
02:28:46 were very close last week i mean very close maybe i should just leave i was thinking about going on
02:28:50 another cruise anyway it's not that after that you're gonna go on another one another one i was
02:28:54 looking up cruise ships go on margaritaville or i'll tell you what i could see you let's take
02:28:58 cruise guy now can all three of us take a cruise together he won't make it carnival he won't go
02:29:03 he just keeps saying no anytime i'll let you and he says no to everything now you can introduce me
02:29:08 to anyone you want on this cruise ship oh my god i don't care only if it's carnival cruise and
02:29:12 everybody's black no no we're all that would be a blast i would potentially sign up for that
02:29:17 right no no i would actually no no no no no no no no no no no no no no not that and i said jess
02:29:24 let's do this could you imagine these guys for a week on a cruise ship like this this would be
02:29:27 and then you can do this is top lobster he's racist and then you can see how that goes
02:29:31 we all get killed on a carnival cruise yeah they actually statistically speaking it's a 1.00
02:29:36 really high likelihood um all right can we finish this shit 1.00
02:29:40 they bred with daughters of men and they will do it again 1.00
02:29:48 the end is written in the book in the pages they foresaw
02:29:57 Death Squad.
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