Nephilim Death Squad - Neph 2 America - feat Towergang Cole & Cousin Dave

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00:01:11.500 We are being hypnotized by people like this.

00:01:22.840 News readers, politicians, teachers, lecturers. 0.99

00:01:26.840 We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.

00:01:36.180 The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolute huge.

00:01:42.520 Oh, yeah, dude. 1.00

00:01:43.520 There's some Nephilim shit. 0.99

00:01:45.520 It's like we all know it's going down, but no one's saying shit what happened to the home of the brave. 1.00

00:01:50.520 These motherfuckers, they controlling this now. 1.00

00:01:52.520 When no one's talking about it, it's hard to be slaves. 1.00

00:01:55.740 And everybody's just walking around, heading to clouds and won't awaken to a dead in the grave.

00:02:00.880 But it's too late.

00:02:01.860 We need to be ready to raise up.

00:02:03.700 Welcome to the end of day.

00:02:05.440 Everybody is slaves.

00:02:06.880 Only some are aware that the government releasing poison.

00:02:09.760 Welcome back, infidels and goyim, to Neph2America, your cultural podcast for the end times. 1.00

00:02:17.900 I am David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.

00:02:20.360 That's Top Lobster. 0.96

00:02:21.600 Top, tell the audience who the boys are.

00:02:23.840 What's up, man?

00:02:24.820 This is a special episode.

00:02:26.100 We're joined today by my cousin.

00:02:28.780 We're going by your real name?

00:02:30.480 Dave.

00:02:30.960 Dave.

00:02:31.620 Put the microphone to your mouth, Dave.

00:02:33.220 This is my cousin, Dave.

00:02:34.320 People know Dave.

00:02:35.440 People love Dave.

00:02:36.780 None of you know Dave.

00:02:37.840 None of you love him, but you will.

00:02:39.020 I know.

00:02:40.000 Oh, you do know him, right, Cole?

00:02:41.140 Yeah.

00:02:41.760 Yeah.

00:02:42.820 I'm pretty sure.

00:02:43.560 Did we play Domino's?

00:02:44.420 No, we didn't play Domino's together, did we?

00:02:45.860 He's like, I played Domino's with some other spick. 1.00

00:02:47.500 I don't know.

00:02:48.660 There was a bunch of y'all there.

00:02:50.560 I can't pick him out. 0.97

00:02:53.020 No, it was when Toad was pacing around the pool, making everybody nervous as shit. 0.99

00:02:56.500 Jesus Christ, man. 0.99

00:02:57.500 For three hours.

00:02:58.560 He was there.

00:02:58.800 I'm glad somebody.

00:02:59.420 We told the story on Tower Gang, and I feel like people think we conspire against Toad to lie.

00:03:04.100 He was there.

00:03:05.020 He was pacing.

00:03:05.960 Just pacing.

00:03:06.580 Just pacing.

00:03:07.000 Just pacing.

00:03:07.680 It would be kind of cool to hear Dave's.

00:03:09.700 Thoughts on each part of the gang, because it's like an outsider's view.

00:03:14.080 Well, this is definitely a death squad, but yeah, I agree. 0.99

00:03:16.140 I'm sorry.

00:03:16.520 We're doing Tower Gang right now.

00:03:18.460 It's what I do when I come on a show.

00:03:20.560 I'm cold, by the way.

00:03:22.160 But whenever I come on a show, I just make that show Tower Gang.

00:03:25.740 I don't even try to respect whoever I'm with.

00:03:30.480 That's why you're good at it.

00:03:31.560 You got one speed.

00:03:32.420 Your speed is Tower Gang.

00:03:33.600 That works for me.

00:03:33.920 100%.

00:03:34.400 Yes.

00:03:35.100 Yes.

00:03:35.300 In Tower Gang, speed is retarded, so he's just in there. 1.00

00:03:37.740 It's like retarded strength. 0.98

00:03:40.080 I think in the spirit of Tower Gang, we're going to get into some Jew stuff later on, and I'm 0.99

00:03:45.000 really excited for that. 0.99

00:03:46.080 But before we get into that, you know, Top, I really wanted to talk about the whole fucking 0.98

00:03:51.520 Carnival of Combat thing. 0.98

00:03:53.180 Oh, yeah.

00:03:53.380 Because we've been doing Nephilim Death Squad, and it was cool. 1.00

00:03:56.240 I got to finally meet you over the weekend, and you brought me on our very first date 0.99

00:04:02.780 to an awesome fucking venue, dude. 0.98

00:04:05.620 It was the Carnival of Combat in St. Pete's. 0.99

00:04:08.100 It's an event that's thrown on by Louis J. Gomez, right, and Gas Digital, and it's kind

00:04:16.800 of a, you know, it's affiliated with Legion of Skanks and everything, but the idea from

00:04:20.600 where I'm sitting, it's like Louis J. Gomez has been training for a long time, and he 0.99

00:04:26.120 has the money, he has the resources, and he really wants to beat somebody's ass. 0.97

00:04:31.480 Like, that's really what this is about, and so built around that dream of getting in the 0.99

00:04:36.140 ring and fucking somebody up and training for it, he's built like this whole apparatus 0.94

00:04:39.740 where we got to watch dudes get blindfolded and tased while trying to box each other. 0.96

00:04:46.100 He was invited.

00:04:47.380 Everybody here was invited. 1.00

00:04:49.400 What the fuck, guys? 0.99

00:04:50.880 Listen, no, I'll tell you what. 1.00

00:04:51.940 But I, my wife, yeah, no, I live in Alabama, but also, like, it was, my wife had scheduled

00:05:00.160 us going to, dude, I'm telling you, man.

00:05:04.980 She'll never see this. 1.00

00:05:07.060 Sometimes she's watching, and we're like, fuck you, Elizabeth. 1.00

00:05:09.440 Yeah, she was watching last night, and I said some shit last night, and she was, but no, 1.00

00:05:14.360 I was, I really wanted to come, and Top was like, I'll give, he was like, you can stay 0.94

00:05:18.340 at my house, and he was like, I'll pick you up from the airport, we'll go down, he was

00:05:21.980 like, he said, the whole weekend, he said, don't even worry about nothing, and I was like,

00:05:25.440 dude, I want to go, except my wife planned for us to go to, like, a, it was called the

00:05:30.380 Christmas, dude, it was called the Christmas Village, and so I was going, like, oh, Christmas

00:05:35.200 Village, like, I was like, okay, I kind of, we're going with our son, and my in-laws, and

00:05:39.680 my parents, and she had scheduled this, and I was thinking, like, a little, like, a Christmas

00:05:44.840 town, or whatever, they just set it up, there's elves, and it's, like, old, like, 1800, no, 0.98

00:05:48.860 it's a fucking vendor, like, 720 vendors, all selling wreaths, and fucking, like, bracelets, 0.99

00:05:56.680 and stupid shit like that, and I was like, this is what we're doing? 1.00

00:05:59.460 Cole, you get duped into the worst festivals, he went to the banana, he drove, he drove for 1.00

00:06:04.600 two hours to a different state, to a banana pudding festival, okay, and just his wife was 1.00

00:06:09.280 just like, we're just going to go to a banana pudding festival, no questions asked, he goes

00:06:12.960 there, there's, like, 16 stands, and everyone's serving the same banana pudding, I'm like,

00:06:17.700 and there's a line at the door, how was it?

00:06:20.020 It was, it was, we, it was two hours there, we waited in line for an hour and a half in

00:06:25.340 our car to get into the festival, and then, like I said, we got 11 different types of

00:06:31.200 banana pudding, all of them mid, all of them, like, there wasn't one that was, like, wow,

00:06:35.580 then it was, like, banana pudding is usually, like, fucking, very good, yeah, I was thinking,

00:06:39.660 you know, this is, this is the national banana pudding festival, national, this is, like, 0.93

00:06:44.660 everybody, and it was, like, totally mid, it was all just local Methodist churches, like,

00:06:49.940 just, uh, just serving the banana pudding, all terrible, it was gross, I was so mad.

00:06:55.100 I just want to, I got to draw attention to his, for a second, because, Top, you just try

00:06:58.720 to tell him to talk to the speaker, and if somebody could just clip that, where you look at your 0.97

00:07:02.220 cousin, and you go, no, but yeah, and so I had to go to this stupid Christmas village

00:07:13.200 thing, it was at, like, I, and my dad was there, and he was just, like, there was, like, 0.95

00:07:18.420 a football game, literally, like, it's right next to it, is a football stadium that was

00:07:21.780 playing college football that day, and he was, like, we should have gone to, like, the football 0.88

00:07:25.220 game, and I was, like, fuck yeah, dude, I'm, I was, I was, I should have came to the carnival 0.75

00:07:29.920 of combat, dude, it was crazy, instead, instead I bought some coffee cake, and, like, what 0.97

00:07:34.680 did, and, like, a tire swing, or some shit, like, it was literally, combat, the first 0.94

00:07:39.020 fight was some little white girl, versus some lady with pink eyebrows, her name was Pinky, 1.00

00:07:44.680 little figure, and they were doing an ass slapping contest, and by the second slap, Pinky had 1.00

00:07:49.820 drew blood from this, this little white girl's ass, it was amazing, she's cheating, she, she 1.00

00:07:55.980 curls those fingers right at the end, right at the end, she curls the fingers, and scratches, 1.00

00:07:59.500 100%, I'm telling you, we were close, she was making enough contact, the, the blood was 0.51

00:08:04.880 between, because you can see the outline of her hand, it was between the finger gaps, so

00:08:08.600 what was happening was, blood blisters were coming up, and then upon the second slap, she

00:08:13.560 burst the blood blisters, one slap got blisters, yeah, and then the second slap busted him, 0.97

00:08:19.540 I mean, this bitch was powerful, and she didn't look it either, she looked real wispy and thin, 1.00

00:08:23.100 you know, they didn't get invited last minute, so she's, like, on a brick wall, just shaving 0.99

00:08:26.780 her hand out, yeah, because I, I'm thinking if I had, because I've been working out so

00:08:31.580 much, like, I have, I have, like, nasty calluses now, she's got those Nephilim hands, you should 1.00

00:08:37.500 have her on the show, you know how, like, Muay Thai, Muay Thai practitioners will, like, kick 0.99

00:08:42.320 trees and kick poles, this bitch before she started, was just slapping fucking walls, just 1.00

00:08:46.660 black, black, killing all those nerves, I'm telling you, you hear the walls, pinkies coming, 1.00

00:08:51.460 and you do it to your ass as well, get calluses on your ass, so it doesn't, like, it, like, 1.00

00:08:55.760 it gets nice, and it's, it's not smooth, you want it nice and chafed up, like, with calluses 1.00

00:08:59.740 on your ass, dude, this girl, the one who got her ass slapped, was just a freshie from the 1.00

00:09:05.000 audience, they were like, we need to balance this out, does anybody want to, so imagine raising 1.00

00:09:08.700 your hand, right, and then getting dragged into the ring, and then getting blood blisters burst on 1.00

00:09:13.780 your ass cheeks, this is the type of event we were at, and why you fucked up not bringing 1.00

00:09:17.680 your wife, too, we walked in, right, and they asked your wife, they're like, hey, we're doing 1.00

00:09:21.480 an ass slapping contest, do you want to, you want to go in, and my wife, Christina, thought 1.00

00:09:25.500 about it, she was like, she was like, do I want to, and she looked at me, I was like, this 0.62

00:09:29.040 is going to be on pay-per-view, but you do what you want to do, and she decided, no, thank 0.98

00:09:32.580 God, because this girl, they bought in the slapper, this bitch came out, like, they called, 1.00

00:09:37.400 they called from right field, and she walked out through the fucking bullpen, she's ready 1.00

00:09:41.940 to close the game, like, damn, man, because, uh, the problem is, Elizabeth, she probably 1.00

00:09:47.460 could take a slap, she can't give a slap, anytime she slaps my ass, she hurts her hand, it's 1.00

00:09:51.560 actually pretty crazy, and I'm not lying about that, women can't slap ass, she couldn't 1.00

00:09:57.680 generate power, so it was like, this other chick, Pinky, was cracking her, and then the 0.99

00:10:01.640 other chick would turn around, and she was a good sport about the pain, but she just kind 1.00

00:10:04.600 of, all in the hips, and it just, it was so bad that the audience was, like, unified in

00:10:10.460 making sounds of, like, kind of disappointment, like, oh, no, that's not, that's not enough,

00:10:15.680 dude, and it wasn't, was this other girl, like, was she a ringer, was she just, she was, like, 0.99

00:10:21.160 was she, like, a professional ass slapper or something, oh, she's a boxer, oh, fuck, this 1.00

00:10:26.280 girl, this girl stepped in for the next fight, or the fight after that, where it was a guy, 1.00

00:10:31.280 like, the weakest dude in the world that I've ever seen, and he was fighting another girl

00:10:35.080 that was, like, a sloppy girl from the audience, they just did it, and they just started fighting,

00:10:39.640 the second round, Pinky came in and fought him, and he kind of, like, he gave it, she 1.00

00:10:44.820 fucked him up, but he fucked her up, too, but she snapped his head back a few times, like, 0.98

00:10:48.420 his fucking, like, he looked at the ceiling, like, two or three times, and he was just a 1.00

00:10:51.780 rando? 1.00

00:10:52.900 No, he was their, they knew who he was, he was just so sad.

00:10:55.840 He was, like, their toad, it felt like he was their toad, but, like, much more willing 0.99

00:11:00.440 to fucking fight another man. 0.99

00:11:01.980 But, like, a skinny toad, like, a skinny, like, just limp of a man kind of toad? 0.99

00:11:07.180 Um, I don't know how to put this, like, you know, like, Patrick Starr, like, the character

00:11:11.800 from Spongebob, he was just all one, there was no definition, he was just very, like, soft

00:11:16.820 and thin, and he was wearing a pink shirt and pink shorts, and it all kind of blended in 0.88

00:11:21.200 with his skin tone, it was fucking weird. 1.00

00:11:23.080 Just a pillow of a man. 1.00

00:11:24.580 Just a pillow of a man.

00:11:25.440 It was definitely weird.

00:11:26.160 There was a couple of things that were weird, man.

00:11:27.760 It was, like, at one point, uh, uh, Raven, do you, do you remember the point in the fight

00:11:32.200 where, because it's, like, he's fighting a girl, and at first he's kind of, like, okay,

00:11:36.220 okay, and then it very quickly turns into, like, he's fighting for his life. 0.99

00:11:40.440 Like, you could see in his, I was watching a man tread water, dude, he was fucking dying. 0.99

00:11:46.720 Dude. 0.99

00:11:48.020 See, I really wanted to come, Top, and honestly, and what fucked up is that Clint was, like, the

00:11:53.420 whole time, he kept going, I was like, do I have tickets, do I have tickets, and every

00:11:56.320 time, and Top was, like, yes, like, just come, you'll have, like, I'll get you VIP, I'll

00:12:00.280 get you whatever you need, and then, like, I kept asking, and right at the end, he was

00:12:03.460 like, I'm not gonna drive eight hours for that.

00:12:05.660 We had VIP tickets, right?

00:12:07.260 We had VIP tickets, David? 0.94

00:12:08.860 Yeah, we had VIP tickets, we had great seats, uh, it was fucking awesome, man.

00:12:12.400 The guy that stole the lectern on January 6th, he, he showed up, and my own podcast partners, 0.78

00:12:17.440 can't be, they can't be bothered.

00:12:18.980 Incredible. 0.99

00:12:19.300 And then what a fucking, just a bizarre ragtag group of, like, me, fucking Top, and the lectern 0.98

00:12:24.860 guy having dinner later on in the night, I was like, this is a strange moment. 0.99

00:12:29.840 And the thing is, like, I know that if we all came, we would have been the life of the

00:12:33.580 party there, too.

00:12:34.360 Like, even though the, that was, it was already a party, I swear to God, like, whenever we

00:12:38.420 get together at an event, it's crazy how many people we can, like, that don't, don't even

00:12:44.020 know us, we can pull off, because, like, I don't know, it's like the energy.

00:12:47.560 Two threesomes, one weekend, just because the gang was at an event.

00:12:52.280 The gang was at full power, even Reed was there, and he was, Cole was just glowing.

00:12:56.860 He was just feeding off that energy.

00:12:58.400 I have to address something real quick, because somebody in the chat, Bobby Ballbag, said 0.99

00:13:02.480 I look fucking fat. 0.99

00:13:03.500 That's my chair, dude. 1.00

00:13:04.740 These aren't my fucking hips, alright? 0.99

00:13:06.360 It looks like I got a thing going on, that's the fucking color of my chair, alright? 0.99

00:13:09.620 And I'm gonna have you know that I'm not fucking fat, and how dare you, and delete that comment. 0.99

00:13:13.400 It's not that you're fat, he's saying that the t-shirt looks like it fits a little tight, 0.99

00:13:16.660 and it does. 0.99

00:13:17.120 It does fit a little bit tight, because this is a fucking medium. 0.90

00:13:20.000 I actually changed out of a different one, just so I could put this on, just for this 0.94

00:13:23.600 podcast. 0.97

00:13:25.420 Dude, this is fucking, like, it is tight, I gotta give it some, you know what, back in 0.99

00:13:28.780 school, when you used to have a, and you'd stretch it out before you went to school, to 0.99

00:13:32.240 give it some bagginess?

00:13:33.460 Oh. 1.00

00:13:34.440 Stretch that dick out, Lord. 1.00

00:13:36.360 But dude, the fucking, the whole event was awesome, we ended up getting some barbecue after. 1.00

00:13:40.440 Luis J. Gomez actually put on a proper boxing match, like, dude moved well, his head movement 0.99

00:13:46.400 was on point, constantly, his punches were crispy, he was always above his feet, he was

00:13:51.060 never overextending.

00:13:52.360 I heard, so he won, but I heard that Tim Burley should have gotten the decision.

00:13:57.460 No.

00:13:57.800 No, no, no.

00:13:58.460 He didn't win one round.

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00:14:27.720 No.

00:14:28.520 He got him, like, there was one or two shots that he actually landed, but I mean, like,

00:14:32.840 he only landed two shots that entire fight.

00:14:35.080 And I think Luis J. Gomez actually posted the picture. 0.98

00:14:38.240 It's a great fucking shot where, you know, he's overextended and he's snapping his head 0.98

00:14:41.500 back. 0.99

00:14:41.940 Yeah.

00:14:42.120 Go on his, yeah.

00:14:42.920 You can watch the whole fight, but there was not, yeah, there wasn't one round that

00:14:46.680 Butterly won.

00:14:47.360 And I'm not saying that because obviously I'm rooting for Luis, but Luis looked really

00:14:51.080 good.

00:14:51.760 He was moving good.

00:14:53.140 He was getting hit and still staying in composure, staying in the pocket, staying within range.

00:14:57.600 Yeah.

00:14:57.740 I was like, wow, this guy's like.

00:14:58.700 Moving forward.

00:14:58.960 A lot of forward pressure constant.

00:15:00.560 Like, he never started that kind of thing.

00:15:01.760 Is he like a bulldog? 0.51

00:15:02.980 Is he like a bulldog kind of thing?

00:15:04.340 Like, is he kind of doing that?

00:15:05.200 He was very graceful.

00:15:06.920 Yeah.

00:15:07.180 Really?

00:15:07.720 I was, see, I can see Luis being like that.

00:15:09.920 He was like a gazelle.

00:15:11.220 The Puerto Rican gazelle. 0.91

00:15:11.900 He was like a gazelle.

00:15:13.240 See, I can see, I can see, like, him being like, like a Diaz brother, the way the Diaz 1.00

00:15:17.340 brother fight.

00:15:17.880 I don't know.

00:15:18.120 Maybe it's just like that Mexican thing, but like.

00:15:20.460 The first time he fought, he fought the other dude.

00:15:22.420 He was like real tentative to get hit.

00:15:24.220 You could tell he wasn't, like, wanting to stay in there.

00:15:27.300 This time he fought.

00:15:28.560 He looked like somebody who's boxed a bunch of times. 0.98

00:15:30.580 And I was like, wow, I thought he was going to bring some, like, other weird shit, but 0.94

00:15:33.680 he was really good. 0.98

00:15:34.720 Really impressed.

00:15:35.460 Yeah.

00:15:35.740 He showed up in proper boxing form. 1.00

00:15:37.720 He, like, he showed his ass. 0.99

00:15:38.720 It was like this, this really crisp boxing form. 0.99

00:15:43.360 Really, really crisp technique.

00:15:44.680 Like, he nailed it.

00:15:45.800 I don't think he could have done better. 0.99

00:15:47.160 I think the whole thing was fucking fantastic. 0.95

00:15:48.860 Did y'all hear that he gained, like, 25 pounds within the next, like, three days? 0.97

00:15:54.020 Did he?

00:15:54.320 He looked good, dude.

00:15:56.360 He looked cut.

00:15:57.240 You know, he looked divine.

00:15:57.940 He's, like, gained all the weight back because he started eating again after, after he fluctuates

00:16:03.900 dangerously in weight.

00:16:06.120 What was your favorite, what was your favorite competition top out of the whole thing?

00:16:11.300 My favorite one.

00:16:11.960 My least favorite one was the one where they were doing on each other's shoulders boxing.

00:16:16.720 I didn't like that.

00:16:18.200 I didn't like the whipping one. 0.98

00:16:19.640 That was fucking a little bit weird. 0.97

00:16:20.480 I don't consider that a contest. 0.99

00:16:21.600 That was weird.

00:16:22.100 That was like an intermissions there. 1.00

00:16:23.220 You guys fucked up. 1.00

00:16:24.680 There was a dominatrix there just whipping Jason Ellis. 1.00

00:16:27.580 This whole thing was bizarre.

00:16:30.040 It was...

00:16:30.300 Yeah.

00:16:30.760 I didn't know what to expect.

00:16:31.880 Completely on par.

00:16:32.820 Yeah.

00:16:33.460 It was crazy.

00:16:34.240 It was like on par.

00:16:35.320 Here's the thing.

00:16:35.900 It's like, I understood...

00:16:36.900 Well, actually, I don't understand.

00:16:37.660 Even weirder than Skank Fest.

00:16:39.280 Even stranger than Skank Fest.

00:16:40.580 You know what's crazy?

00:16:41.120 Because...

00:16:42.040 We had a guy come up to us and eat an entire thing of peanut butter and then walk around

00:16:47.080 the festival just eating it with his hands. 1.00

00:16:48.780 Yeah, but, I mean, addendum, he was on a whole bunch of shit. 1.00

00:16:52.420 He was on everything. 0.99

00:16:53.580 He was not within our realm. 0.99

00:16:54.280 Either that or he was just displaying his dominance because that's a fucking alpha move, 0.99

00:16:57.800 dude. 1.00

00:16:57.900 That shit was weird. 1.00

00:16:58.160 Walk up in somebody's face and just a jar of Skiddy with your palms. 1.00

00:17:01.280 So, the full story is Danny paid him to do that.

00:17:04.960 Yeah.

00:17:05.340 I actually...

00:17:06.140 I bought the... 0.99

00:17:06.920 I said, no one's buying fucking peanut butter. 0.99

00:17:08.880 It's in the desert. 0.99

00:17:09.620 Like, TJ Miller's selling peanut butter in the desert.

00:17:11.360 So, I'm like, we got to move some of this peanut butter.

00:17:13.940 And I said, I bet you I could sell one.

00:17:15.220 TJ Miller was selling peanut butter?

00:17:16.940 Yeah.

00:17:17.220 You just kind of brushed over that.

00:17:18.780 TJ Miller said all he was selling was peanut butter and he was supposed to also sell hot 0.99

00:17:22.200 sauce in the fucking desert. 0.99

00:17:23.520 The hot sauce never got there. 1.00

00:17:24.480 So, we're just selling peanut butter.

00:17:25.900 Two years in a row. 0.99

00:17:26.960 I haven't sold one of these motherfucking peanut putters. 1.00

00:17:29.320 So, I said, we're going to move one. 0.99

00:17:30.740 We're going to move one.

00:17:31.260 And this dude was weird.

00:17:32.460 He was...

00:17:32.760 Right when he walked up to us, he walked up and he kind of like snaked up to...

00:17:36.720 Like slithered.

00:17:39.900 Slithered.

00:17:40.520 Slithered.

00:17:40.920 Slithered.

00:17:41.040 Slithered.

00:17:41.200 And he also passed out, too.

00:17:43.120 Like, he was saying something.

00:17:44.400 Peanut butter all smudged on his face.

00:17:45.960 Oh, do you know why I picked him? 1.00

00:17:46.480 He just fucked and his legs went out. 1.00

00:17:47.460 I picked him because he bought a shirt and when he went to tap the shirt, he fell down. 1.00

00:17:52.540 And I was like, this is the guy.

00:17:54.240 So, I said, I'm going to buy this peanut butter.

00:17:56.300 Yeah.

00:17:56.660 I said, I'll give you...

00:17:57.620 And I gave him peanut butter.

00:17:58.660 I said, I'll give you this peanut butter.

00:18:00.420 But it's $20.

00:18:02.740 But you got to eat...

00:18:04.020 You got to eat it with your hands.

00:18:06.160 The whole thing.

00:18:07.080 He was like, fine.

00:18:07.760 Oh, you made him do that. 1.00

00:18:09.320 This guy is fucking going to have an OD. 1.00

00:18:11.760 And you're like, eat this peanut butter with your hands, bitch. 1.00

00:18:14.020 I might have saved his life. 1.00

00:18:15.040 Possibly.

00:18:16.040 But then he didn't know who I was.

00:18:17.640 So, he walked around eating it the whole time.

00:18:19.720 And I was like, you don't have to keep going.

00:18:21.140 And he kept going.

00:18:22.340 He kept going and kept going.

00:18:23.760 He was going like this to people.

00:18:26.340 I was like, mmm.

00:18:28.000 It got to the point where I was like, I feel like I did something bad.

00:18:30.440 Like, I thought it was going to be funny.

00:18:31.860 Because, like, we were bored.

00:18:33.020 But then I was like, this was bad. 0.99

00:18:34.160 Because then he's harassing Zach Amico and shit. 1.00

00:18:37.000 You should have told him to fuck the peanut butter. 1.00

00:18:40.160 You got to be careful. 1.00

00:18:41.300 Because what if he did that?

00:18:42.640 Guys do that all the time.

00:18:44.240 A lot of people do that.

00:18:45.760 I've seen it.

00:18:47.220 Well, I haven't seen it.

00:18:48.900 I've seen, like, the aftermath.

00:18:49.780 It went real quiet.

00:18:50.760 And he's like, dude, I don't know if he's seen it.

00:18:54.260 What do you mean he's seen it?

00:18:56.360 There's a guy on Instagram.

00:18:58.140 He puts out, like, video.

00:18:59.220 I think he's on TikTok, too.

00:19:00.260 But he's called the peanut butter guy. 1.00

00:19:01.680 And it's this weird-looking motherfucker. 1.00

00:19:05.080 Weird-looking motherfucker. 1.00

00:19:06.100 And he's just like, he was like, y'all don't know what day it is. 1.00

00:19:08.420 It's peanut butter Friday.

00:19:09.540 And he brings out, like, a new jar of peanut butter.

00:19:11.820 And he's like, mmm.

00:19:12.960 And then, like, he gets done.

00:19:14.060 And it's just.

00:19:14.860 Wait, wait, wait. 1.00

00:19:15.820 This is the kind of shit that Cole watches. 1.00

00:19:17.580 He can't be bothered to re-watch the show. 1.00

00:19:20.260 Like, I'm like, Cole, listen.

00:19:21.500 Rewatch Tower Gang is getting more serious.

00:19:23.440 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:19:23.840 It's Friday.

00:19:24.580 Yeah.

00:19:26.140 Peanut butter Friday.

00:19:27.300 You think I'm going to watch Tower Gang? 1.00

00:19:28.820 Dude, this is the kind of shit. 1.00

00:19:30.500 Please continue. 1.00

00:19:31.360 What the fuck? 1.00

00:19:31.780 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:19:32.140 And so he'll get done.

00:19:33.320 And then, like, he'll show, like, the aftermath.

00:19:35.440 And it's just a hole. 1.00

00:19:36.880 Like, a penis-shaped hole right into the peanut butter jar. 1.00

00:19:40.660 Yeah, dude. 1.00

00:19:41.200 I'm sorry.

00:19:41.660 It's so.

00:19:42.280 Like, and he has, like, hundreds of these videos.

00:19:44.840 Like, he just buys.

00:19:45.580 Like, he just loves.

00:19:46.580 Have you guys ever seen.

00:19:47.540 Listen, we're not. 0.99

00:19:48.200 We're going to do Nephilim shit in a minute. 0.97

00:19:49.900 But have you guys seen the guy. 1.00

00:19:51.060 This is Nephilim shit. 0.99

00:19:52.340 I guess so, yeah. 1.00

00:19:53.240 The guy that he makes meals and then eats them in the shower.

00:19:58.160 That's his whole thing.

00:19:59.600 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:20:00.280 The same one that he.

00:20:01.160 Because someone said you should do, like. 1.00

00:20:04.060 Eat shit in the shower. 1.00

00:20:05.180 Eat random things. 1.00

00:20:06.080 And he's just.

00:20:06.540 You see his bare feet and the shower on.

00:20:08.960 And he's eating sushi.

00:20:10.220 He's eating a huge sub.

00:20:11.840 He's eating a steak.

00:20:13.260 It's just the strangest thing. 0.99

00:20:14.140 He probably makes fucking money off that, too. 0.99

00:20:15.800 Like, that's the real infuriating part. 0.99

00:20:17.820 Or not infuriating.

00:20:18.320 I guess you can't hate the hustle.

00:20:19.380 But it's like.

00:20:20.140 That guy probably makes money. 0.99

00:20:21.340 The same guy who's fucking peanut butter. 0.99

00:20:23.260 He probably makes a few bucks. 1.00

00:20:24.740 Dude, I'm telling you.

00:20:25.400 This guy does not make money. 1.00

00:20:26.560 He's fucking. 1.00

00:20:29.400 I'm trying to find him right now. 1.00

00:20:31.140 I'm trying to find him right now.

00:20:32.140 And I'll send it to y'all. 0.69

00:20:33.560 Because it's actually really fucking funny. 0.93

00:20:36.140 After hundreds of jars of peanut butter. 0.98

00:20:37.920 He probably has a preference.

00:20:39.580 Like, does he like crunchy?

00:20:40.680 I've seen a lot.

00:20:41.440 Oh, here it is.

00:20:41.860 Does he like skippy?

00:20:43.600 So, this is.

00:20:44.360 That's actually the guy right there.

00:20:45.520 That's what he looks like.

00:20:46.420 Oh, it looks so accurate.

00:20:47.800 It looks just like how.

00:20:48.760 And look what he's doing with that peanut butter.

00:20:50.500 Look at that peanut butter hop up and down.

00:20:51.980 He's looking.

00:20:52.620 It's going right there, dude.

00:20:54.060 And what's he saying?

00:20:54.980 What is he saying?

00:20:56.560 Why do you want to know what he's saying? 1.00

00:20:57.540 He shows the fucking. 1.00

00:20:59.700 Is he the home? 1.00

00:21:00.460 Nothing good, Top.

00:21:01.340 He's not saying anything good.

00:21:03.640 I want to know what he's saying.

00:21:04.820 Thank you for rain.

00:21:06.980 Thank you for joy.

00:21:08.720 Thank you for pain.

00:21:10.220 It's a beautiful day.

00:21:13.280 It's a beautiful day.

00:21:16.320 And it shows.

00:21:17.020 I told you, dude.

00:21:20.400 He does this.

00:21:20.940 It's like, I don't know what I did. 0.99

00:21:21.580 Unintentionally, Cole might have bought the most Nephilim shit to the show. 0.98

00:21:24.640 We had a couple of videos prepared. 0.99

00:21:26.660 And I feel like that was.

00:21:27.460 And from that perspective, he looked like a Nephilim giant, too.

00:21:30.020 Because it's the upshot red hair. 0.97

00:21:30.500 Dude, this guy's a weird looking dude.

00:21:32.260 Dude, there's a whole.

00:21:34.180 I follow a page.

00:21:35.280 It's called Cringy.

00:21:36.260 And it's just this guy just posting.

00:21:38.100 Everybody that posts his cringe.

00:21:39.660 Like intentional.

00:21:40.840 Not intentional cringe.

00:21:41.740 Unintentional cringe onto the internet.

00:21:44.260 And it's just some of the best videos I've ever seen.

00:21:48.120 Because people.

00:21:49.620 This guy is a weird dude.

00:21:51.480 There's a couple other repeat offenders that come on here.

00:21:55.800 That are like.

00:21:57.140 This one actually.

00:21:58.200 God.

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00:22:25.800 I'm sorry if I'm sure.

00:22:29.600 Because this is another one.

00:22:30.960 Like a video of like.

00:22:31.660 This is definitely a Nephilim. 0.98

00:22:33.520 Like. 1.00

00:22:34.180 Look at that motherfucker there. 1.00

00:22:36.040 Oh wow. 1.00

00:22:38.300 Hold on.

00:22:38.880 Yeah.

00:22:39.000 I'm going to full screen you real quick.

00:22:41.660 Yeah. 0.96

00:22:41.940 What the hell? 0.91

00:22:42.940 What that guy looks like. 0.74

00:22:46.300 And what is he doing?

00:22:47.680 He says before and after me.

00:22:49.480 Dyeing my hair all by myself.

00:22:51.220 Like he's like.

00:22:51.880 He's a different peanut butter guy?

00:22:52.460 He's like function.

00:22:53.120 No.

00:22:53.300 It's a different guy.

00:22:53.880 Totally different guy. 0.99

00:22:54.780 He's like functionally retarded. 1.00

00:22:55.800 I guess. 1.00

00:22:56.940 That's like a Bigfoot looking motherfucker right? 0.99

00:22:59.020 Yes. 0.99

00:22:59.360 It is.

00:22:59.800 I'm sending it to Raven right now.

00:23:01.280 If you saw that dude walking through a forest.

00:23:03.520 You don't see these people in public.

00:23:05.560 No.

00:23:06.580 Or Walmart maybe.

00:23:07.920 Walmart at like.

00:23:08.520 Walmart at like 3 in the morning.

00:23:10.780 Like they're just like.

00:23:11.480 They're just.

00:23:12.040 Just zombieing around.

00:23:13.400 Like just.

00:23:14.240 What if Walmart is a.

00:23:15.620 Is like a.

00:23:16.080 I'm like peanut butter.

00:23:16.980 The doors to Walmart are like a.

00:23:18.880 A thinning.

00:23:19.840 Or like a portal to another dimension.

00:23:21.860 Like you go into Walmart.

00:23:23.420 You've heard the theory about Buc-ee's right? 0.92

00:23:26.140 Like it's like a whole nother thing.

00:23:27.580 People go in there.

00:23:28.040 Wait what?

00:23:29.040 Yeah dude.

00:23:29.900 Buc-ee's. 1.00

00:23:30.360 Is that like Bed Bath and Beyond.

00:23:31.620 But the Beyond section?

00:23:34.800 You don't know what Buc-ee's is? 0.97

00:23:36.560 I know what Buc-ee's is. 1.00

00:23:37.460 But I.

00:23:38.060 I didn't realize that there was a thing.

00:23:40.020 Because that makes sense.

00:23:40.920 Because.

00:23:41.300 And I'll tell you a story.

00:23:42.020 After you go.

00:23:42.700 And I have a story.

00:23:43.580 Directly about this.

00:23:44.940 So Buc-ee's is like. 0.93

00:23:46.260 It's like a.

00:23:47.500 Truck stop.

00:23:48.320 It's a truck stop.

00:23:49.260 But it's the biggest one.

00:23:50.600 Like it's.

00:23:51.140 It's huge.

00:23:51.940 It has like.

00:23:52.380 And it's not a truck stop.

00:23:53.520 It's.

00:23:53.800 It's.

00:23:53.940 They actually.

00:23:54.720 They don't allow.

00:23:56.080 Semis to come in there. 1.00

00:23:57.400 Oh.

00:23:57.640 So it's just.

00:23:58.100 It's just a.

00:23:58.640 It's just for.

00:23:59.520 It's just for cars to fill up.

00:24:01.280 But they make more money off of selling stuff in the store.

00:24:04.420 Than they do off their gas.

00:24:05.840 And their gas.

00:24:06.400 They actually.

00:24:07.340 They make their gas cheaper than everybody else around.

00:24:10.020 And they lose money on their gas.

00:24:11.720 Because they make.

00:24:13.100 So much more. 1.00

00:24:14.000 And like selling like fucking fudge and shit. 1.00

00:24:16.240 It's crazy. 1.00

00:24:16.580 Yeah.

00:24:16.820 It's.

00:24:17.040 They sell everything you can think of.

00:24:18.660 It's like two Walmarts inside of this.

00:24:20.680 Yes.

00:24:20.860 Stop.

00:24:21.260 It's crazy.

00:24:21.760 There's a hundred.

00:24:22.360 A hundred places you can fill up gas.

00:24:24.540 But people that go into there.

00:24:25.980 They say that there's like.

00:24:27.000 There's a lot of UFO sightings.

00:24:28.520 And they say that there's a lot of lost time incidents.

00:24:31.660 One of Tony Merkel's guests.

00:24:32.900 While he was headed to Tony Merkel.

00:24:35.160 Lost time at a Buc-ee's. 1.00

00:24:37.440 No.

00:24:38.300 Yeah.

00:24:38.760 Three hours of lost time.

00:24:40.220 Listen.

00:24:40.800 No.

00:24:41.020 Listen.

00:24:41.300 I'll tell you.

00:24:41.860 So there's one.

00:24:42.880 I lived.

00:24:43.800 I used to live five minutes.

00:24:45.580 I lived five minutes from a Buc-ee's before. 1.00

00:24:48.520 And.

00:24:49.100 And it was like.

00:24:50.180 And so.

00:24:50.960 My dad was telling me that.

00:24:52.600 His.

00:24:53.180 Some of his coworkers went down to the beach.

00:24:55.700 And they stopped at that Buc-ee's. 0.99

00:24:57.400 And they said it took them an hour and a half.

00:24:59.520 To get out of the parking lot.

00:25:00.880 And I said. 0.99

00:25:01.260 That's fucking impossible. 0.99

00:25:02.940 I was like. 0.99

00:25:03.220 It's literally like.

00:25:04.300 A straight up.

00:25:04.880 But now.

00:25:05.340 They say.

00:25:05.660 They.

00:25:05.880 They might have just like.

00:25:07.540 It maybe felt like.

00:25:09.360 Like.

00:25:10.080 Ten minutes.

00:25:10.500 But then they looked down.

00:25:11.440 And it was an hour and a half.

00:25:12.420 Or something.

00:25:12.680 They went to.

00:25:13.240 They accidentally went to the banana pudding festival. 0.88

00:25:16.320 It takes the same time to get the fuck out of it. 0.82

00:25:18.440 Hey. 0.98

00:25:18.760 The banana pudding at Buc-ee's slaps. 1.00

00:25:21.020 It's fucking slaps. 1.00

00:25:22.260 It's really good. 1.00

00:25:22.320 Buc-ee's should have entered the fucking competition. 1.00

00:25:24.060 Can we bring this up top? 0.99

00:25:25.200 Or do you not have access to reaching for the thing?

00:25:27.600 Okay.

00:25:27.940 Here we go. 0.99

00:25:28.520 So let me fucking. 1.00

00:25:29.980 Bop. 0.99

00:25:30.420 Jesus. 1.00

00:25:32.000 What the fuck is that? 1.00

00:25:33.080 Oh my god. 1.00

00:25:34.540 AI.

00:25:35.160 I told you to.

00:25:37.360 Hey.

00:25:37.740 If you want to have a fun afternoon.

00:25:39.420 You want to have a fun afternoon.

00:25:41.180 What?

00:25:42.420 Is that real?

00:25:43.060 He has videos where he talks.

00:25:47.080 I've seen it.

00:25:47.840 Oh my god.

00:25:48.260 I don't think he can talk.

00:25:49.700 He doesn't look like the type of dude that can talk.

00:25:51.980 If you want to have a fun afternoon.

00:25:54.760 Just scroll through that page.

00:25:57.360 It's some of the.

00:25:58.100 Like.

00:25:58.420 If you like.

00:25:59.740 If you like cringe.

00:26:01.080 But like laughing at it.

00:26:02.160 Like you just sort of like.

00:26:03.100 Yeah.

00:26:03.580 If you like that.

00:26:04.240 It's hard for me.

00:26:05.500 Because I want to look away.

00:26:05.780 It is hard sometimes.

00:26:06.620 Like I literally have to.

00:26:07.460 I've had to like.

00:26:08.620 Put my phone down.

00:26:09.540 And be like.

00:26:09.880 I can't watch this anyway.

00:26:10.980 It's too much.

00:26:11.640 I'm the type of person.

00:26:13.040 Like if something happens in public.

00:26:14.580 I will.

00:26:15.120 I.

00:26:15.460 I will genuinely act like I didn't see it.

00:26:18.000 I'll be the first one to like turn around.

00:26:19.580 And pretend I didn't see you fall.

00:26:21.160 Actually that just happened the other day.

00:26:22.440 So I'm waiting to get my son.

00:26:23.640 And some like kind of choloed out.

00:26:25.780 Like tattooed up. 0.73

00:26:26.760 Thug looking dude.

00:26:27.720 Comes walking by.

00:26:29.280 And he slips on some.

00:26:30.960 You know the palm leaves.

00:26:31.920 The one that.

00:26:32.740 It was a mirror.

00:26:38.160 There was a god. 0.99

00:26:39.200 It was fucking me dude. 0.99

00:26:39.980 But this dude. 1.00

00:26:44.120 This dude fucking slips on some dried palm leaves. 1.00

00:26:47.920 And takes his entire body out. 1.00

00:26:49.720 Slaps to get like. 1.00

00:26:50.380 I mean fucking. 1.00

00:26:50.960 You know where your feet go up. 1.00

00:26:51.920 And your whole body hits him out. 0.99

00:26:52.920 He did like the fucking Looney Tunes. 1.00

00:26:55.000 He did the looney. 1.00

00:26:55.640 Dude.

00:26:56.920 Other people were like.

00:26:58.320 Oh my god.

00:26:58.840 Are you okay?

00:26:59.500 I was the closest one to him. 0.99

00:27:01.220 And I fucking turned my back. 0.99

00:27:02.800 Oh my god. 0.99

00:27:03.140 I turned my back.

00:27:03.840 Because I did. 0.98

00:27:04.540 Not because I didn't fucking care about this. 1.00

00:27:06.640 No you're just a bad person. 1.00

00:27:09.140 You're a terrible person. 1.00

00:27:11.340 I felt so bad. 1.00

00:27:12.860 And so embarrassed for this dude.

00:27:14.600 And then I felt.

00:27:15.780 So yeah.

00:27:16.300 All the other parents that are there every morning. 1.00

00:27:18.220 They think I'm a piece of shit. 1.00

00:27:19.380 Like 100%. 1.00

00:27:20.120 They think I'm a piece of shit. 1.00

00:27:21.180 But I'm like. 1.00

00:27:22.440 I thought I was doing him a solid.

00:27:24.300 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:27:24.780 Like oh shit. 1.00

00:27:25.280 I didn't see that. 1.00

00:27:25.780 Oh yeah. 1.00

00:27:26.180 But everybody else saw that shit. 1.00

00:27:28.460 What can you do? 1.00

00:27:29.000 The best you can do is this.

00:27:30.540 Oh.

00:27:31.240 Like.

00:27:31.940 Yeah.

00:27:32.420 Like they're going to get up.

00:27:33.340 You can't.

00:27:33.640 You can't do like the fake. 1.00

00:27:34.880 I got a fucking. 1.00

00:27:36.080 I got a terrible story. 1.00

00:27:37.580 And this is probably what made me become this person. 0.99

00:27:40.260 One time I'm in a fucking shopping center. 0.99

00:27:42.160 I'm in a supermarket. 0.99

00:27:44.420 And I'm like lower management. 0.99

00:27:46.080 And I'm trying to like schmooze up to the fucking general manager. 0.98

00:27:49.480 Because I want you know a raise. 0.99

00:27:51.020 So I'm like we're talking.

00:27:52.440 And I'm just trying to be a good dude.

00:27:53.780 And I was so young.

00:27:54.920 Maybe like 19 years old or something.

00:27:57.660 And all of a sudden. 1.00

00:27:59.600 Oh god damn dude. 0.99

00:28:01.640 This. 1.00

00:28:02.200 Oh gosh.

00:28:03.180 This old woman.

00:28:04.180 She's like 80.

00:28:05.400 She's like 80.

00:28:06.340 Old white lady right. 1.00

00:28:07.780 Knocks into a stand in the supermarket.

00:28:11.360 The stand starts wobbling.

00:28:13.280 I see this.

00:28:14.960 This is who I was right.

00:28:16.380 And this is still who I am at my core.

00:28:17.620 I see this out of the corner of my eye.

00:28:19.800 And I decide to spring into action.

00:28:22.840 Because I think she's going down.

00:28:25.520 Oh god. 0.99

00:28:26.980 I'm fucking running dude. 1.00

00:28:28.540 I hit the fucking run. 1.00

00:28:31.540 And I fucking. 1.00

00:28:34.160 I baseball slide into grandma's legs. 1.00

00:28:37.940 No.

00:28:38.060 And I take.

00:28:39.220 Dude. 1.00

00:28:39.880 And I take out an 80 year old fucking woman. 1.00

00:28:43.240 Her body. 1.00

00:28:44.380 Because of physics.

00:28:46.120 Lands on top of my body.

00:28:48.460 And I'm literally.

00:28:49.260 Dude.

00:28:49.520 It's like the whole shopping center goes quiet. 1.00

00:28:52.920 I literally just fucking. 0.98

00:28:54.200 Did the thing fall over? 0.99

00:28:55.820 Did this thing fall over?

00:28:57.220 It just wobbled a little bit.

00:28:59.860 It just like.

00:29:01.320 That was it.

00:29:02.140 And I was like. 0.99

00:29:03.840 Like I fucking karateed her right in the shins. 1.00

00:29:06.620 Took this bitch out. 1.00

00:29:07.480 Her body falls on my body. 1.00

00:29:08.900 And she's embarrassed for me.

00:29:12.520 Right? 1.00

00:29:13.000 Fucking. 1.00

00:29:13.900 Everybody's embarrassed for me. 1.00

00:29:15.540 The general manager.

00:29:17.060 He lifts her up. 0.99

00:29:18.340 And I shit you not. 0.99

00:29:20.320 We don't even. 1.00

00:29:20.780 You have a boner. 0.80

00:29:21.300 Talk about what just happened. 0.79

00:29:23.640 We don't even talk about it.

00:29:25.380 He continues the conversation we were just having. 0.97

00:29:29.420 Because it was so fucking awkward. 0.95

00:29:31.480 Oh. 0.95

00:29:31.780 And it was so cringy.

00:29:33.060 That's bizarre.

00:29:33.460 That he literally was like.

00:29:35.800 We picked her up.

00:29:36.860 Is she okay?

00:29:37.800 Good.

00:29:38.420 Alright.

00:29:39.080 So anyway.

00:29:39.780 Like I was saying. 0.99

00:29:40.640 And he fucking continues the whole thing. 0.99

00:29:42.120 Forget about me. 1.00

00:29:42.740 You just sprinted away.

00:29:44.520 You just.

00:29:44.820 Oh no.

00:29:45.660 Dude.

00:29:46.000 You just assaulted an old woman.

00:29:47.660 But you know.

00:29:48.740 Wait.

00:29:49.060 I never got the promotion.

00:29:50.540 No.

00:29:50.780 No.

00:29:51.080 I'm surprised he didn't fire you right there.

00:29:53.500 I want you to tell this story.

00:29:55.000 Because I don't know how long.

00:29:55.980 We want to have you on Tower Gang. 0.93

00:29:57.380 But we have like guests piling up.

00:29:59.640 Tell this story that you told on your spaces.

00:30:01.940 About whatever happened with your neighbor.

00:30:05.220 See.

00:30:05.680 Now I'm saying whatever happened. 1.00

00:30:06.900 Like fucking coldies. 1.00

00:30:07.840 Fucking Midwest motherfuckers. 1.00

00:30:09.020 Are we talking about the spooky one? 1.00

00:30:10.280 What?

00:30:10.780 No. 1.00

00:30:11.260 The little girl neighbor that keeps borrowing shit from you. 1.00

00:30:13.480 Dude. 1.00

00:30:14.260 Fucking A man. 1.00

00:30:15.440 This is a great story. 1.00

00:30:16.860 This fucking kid next door. 1.00

00:30:18.860 Oftentimes my next door neighbor will come and knock on my door. 1.00

00:30:21.420 And you know. 1.00

00:30:21.900 Ask for like just regular neighborly shit. 1.00

00:30:23.720 And when I open the door. 1.00

00:30:24.620 It's a young girl.

00:30:25.400 I don't know why they send the young girl over here. 1.00

00:30:26.740 But she's like 13, 14 years old.

00:30:28.220 Right?

00:30:29.000 So.

00:30:30.040 Last time she came over. 1.00

00:30:31.100 She asked for a fucking Sawzall. 1.00

00:30:32.640 And I gave her a Sawzall. 1.00

00:30:34.400 How old?

00:30:35.460 Brother.

00:30:36.020 13, 14 years old.

00:30:37.600 Bro.

00:30:38.000 Hold on now.

00:30:38.860 Hold on.

00:30:39.160 You can't be.

00:30:40.860 There was a.

00:30:42.060 There was a car size.

00:30:43.720 Listen to me.

00:30:44.180 Listen. 1.00

00:30:44.400 God damn it dude. 0.99

00:30:45.060 There was a car size. 1.00

00:30:45.480 You have a lot of trash bags.

00:30:47.180 And maybe like some bricks and rope.

00:30:49.320 I need to.

00:30:50.140 She's stealing cattle. 1.00

00:30:51.080 She takes a Sawzall and steals his catalytic converter. 1.00

00:30:55.260 They're fucking. 1.00

00:30:56.020 They're very like. 1.00

00:30:56.680 You know.

00:30:56.960 Like kind of looks like they do meth.

00:30:58.520 But.

00:30:59.180 There was a growth.

00:31:00.260 That was the size of a small car.

00:31:01.700 That was all cactus. 1.00

00:31:02.900 This girl cut the whole shit down. 1.00

00:31:04.880 Like she got rid of it. 1.00

00:31:06.000 And cleared it.

00:31:06.540 And then brought it back.

00:31:07.320 And when she brought it back to me.

00:31:08.520 You know how you would hand a person scissors.

00:31:09.920 But you don't put it blade first. 1.00

00:31:11.480 She fucking. 1.00

00:31:12.100 Is holding it. 1.00

00:31:12.920 And she was like.

00:31:13.740 Boom. 0.99

00:31:13.960 And gave me the ass end of the Sawzall first. 1.00

00:31:15.840 And might as well have fucking bowed and left. 1.00

00:31:17.740 So. 0.99

00:31:18.300 I'm like.

00:31:18.820 All right.

00:31:19.100 This kid's solid.

00:31:20.060 Right?

00:31:20.720 This is not the first time.

00:31:21.820 She's come over before she's asked to use the phone.

00:31:23.940 Whatever you need kid.

00:31:24.960 I got you.

00:31:25.560 You handle the Sawzall.

00:31:26.600 I trust you with the phone.

00:31:27.240 The phone thing is weird. 1.00

00:31:28.220 This fucking day. 1.00

00:31:28.720 What do you mean? 1.00

00:31:29.220 It's weird.

00:31:29.940 Do you have a house phone?

00:31:31.620 No. 1.00

00:31:31.940 Fuck no. 1.00

00:31:32.320 So she borrowed like. 1.00

00:31:33.560 My wife's cell phone.

00:31:34.980 And I don't know. 1.00

00:31:35.540 I didn't ask fucking shit. 1.00

00:31:36.500 I'm just like. 1.00

00:31:37.000 Whatever man. 1.00

00:31:37.660 Whatever the fuck. 1.00

00:31:38.280 They're not okay. 1.00

00:31:39.680 All right. 0.99

00:31:40.020 That's fucking the point. 0.99

00:31:41.040 I'm making her. 1.00

00:31:41.720 They keep sending a kid over here.

00:31:43.020 So.

00:31:43.800 So she comes over.

00:31:45.020 The other day.

00:31:45.700 Just of her own.

00:31:47.140 She wants to go over.

00:31:48.000 Big friends.

00:31:48.820 It could be.

00:31:49.600 Honestly.

00:31:50.140 I've not done any investigating.

00:31:52.160 Because of the story.

00:31:53.060 That gets weird.

00:31:53.720 Yeah.

00:31:53.820 So keep going.

00:31:55.300 This is.

00:31:55.720 This tells you.

00:31:56.540 The fact that I didn't do any investigating. 1.00

00:31:58.240 This tells you pretty much everything you need to know about this shit. 0.99

00:31:59.980 Because I want to keep a distance. 0.99

00:32:00.940 So I'm chilling here. 0.99

00:32:02.800 She fucking knocks on the door. 1.00

00:32:04.200 I open the door. 1.00

00:32:05.320 And.

00:32:06.120 You know.

00:32:06.480 I'm already uncomfortable.

00:32:07.360 Because I'm the only one that's home.

00:32:09.300 And.

00:32:09.820 You know.

00:32:10.000 My wife's at work still. 0.99

00:32:11.100 And I don't fucking like interacting with. 0.99

00:32:12.860 With little girls. 0.99

00:32:14.120 Alone.

00:32:14.620 You know.

00:32:14.800 The world's so scary now.

00:32:15.860 Right.

00:32:16.160 This is what I'm thinking.

00:32:17.020 The world's so scary now.

00:32:18.280 I don't want this at all. 0.99

00:32:19.400 But this is how fucking retarded I am. 0.99

00:32:20.980 So. 0.99

00:32:21.500 This little girl goes.

00:32:23.060 Hey.

00:32:23.640 Can I.

00:32:23.920 Can I.

00:32:24.640 Use your Wi-Fi.

00:32:26.740 All right.

00:32:28.880 And.

00:32:29.640 Quickly.

00:32:30.060 I'm trying to think of how this is.

00:32:30.940 Going to work.

00:32:31.320 Last time she wanted a phone.

00:32:32.300 I handed her a phone.

00:32:33.060 Last time she wanted a sawzall. 0.99

00:32:34.140 I handed her a sawzall.

00:32:35.060 I don't have anything to hand her this time.

00:32:36.760 So I go.

00:32:38.220 Yeah.

00:32:38.560 Sure.

00:32:39.080 Come in.

00:32:39.820 And as soon as I say that.

00:32:40.800 She walks into my house. 0.80

00:32:41.560 I get in front of her.

00:32:42.520 Now I don't let her.

00:32:43.380 Because I'm like.

00:32:43.740 Oh wait.

00:32:44.000 I can't have this little girl in my house. 1.00

00:32:45.760 Right.

00:32:46.040 He's just invited a 13 year old girl into his house.

00:32:48.760 Also.

00:32:49.220 Also.

00:32:49.580 By the way.

00:32:50.200 By the way.

00:32:50.580 This is what a vampire would do.

00:32:52.080 Right.

00:32:52.620 100% this would be a vampire would do. 1.00

00:32:53.940 Shit. 1.00

00:32:55.100 A vampire would go like. 1.00

00:32:56.240 Hey.

00:32:56.360 Can I do this?

00:32:56.820 And now.

00:32:57.780 You invited.

00:32:58.780 You invited.

00:32:59.580 You invited them in. 1.00

00:33:01.340 You fucking retard. 1.00

00:33:03.420 She's got to be like an eternal vampire. 1.00

00:33:05.420 Because how the fuck does she know how to use a sawzall? 1.00

00:33:07.460 So. 0.99

00:33:08.060 You know.

00:33:08.560 I invite her in.

00:33:09.140 Hey.

00:33:09.340 Where do you live?

00:33:09.840 No I'm not telling you dude. 1.00

00:33:12.000 Because you work in the co-op and shit. 1.00

00:33:13.460 Fucking use my wifi. 1.00

00:33:14.740 So. 1.00

00:33:15.920 I stop her from coming any further. 1.00

00:33:17.940 And I start mumbling shit. 0.99

00:33:19.260 Because I don't even know how to word this. 0.99

00:33:20.600 I'm like.

00:33:21.120 Oh.

00:33:22.160 You need the wifi.

00:33:24.960 You can't.

00:33:25.620 You mean on your phone?

00:33:27.200 You mean here?

00:33:28.220 And she's not.

00:33:28.880 She doesn't even answer me.

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00:33:58.120 She's already pulled up the settings.

00:33:59.960 And she's got the wifi.

00:34:00.980 And she goes.

00:34:01.780 Come on mister.

00:34:02.560 Which one's your wifi? 1.00

00:34:03.140 I'll suck your dick later. 1.00

00:34:04.640 God no. 1.00

00:34:05.400 That's what I'm horrified about.

00:34:06.440 Right? 1.00

00:34:06.560 I'm thinking fucking. 0.99

00:34:07.200 I've got the door open still. 0.99

00:34:08.340 And I'm like.

00:34:08.900 Look.

00:34:09.380 Everybody see?

00:34:09.960 She's right here in the doorway.

00:34:11.920 So.

00:34:12.700 She goes.

00:34:13.460 She doesn't answer me at all.

00:34:14.760 When I'm like.

00:34:15.060 What do you mean?

00:34:15.820 And she goes.

00:34:16.660 Which one's your wifi? 0.99

00:34:17.860 Now this is where the real fucking problem comes in. 0.99

00:34:19.920 Because. 0.99

00:34:20.780 This.

00:34:21.080 This is funny.

00:34:22.320 When your family asks what the wifi is.

00:34:24.700 Or your friends ask what the wifi is.

00:34:26.740 But when a 13 year old girl asks you what your wifi is.

00:34:29.880 And you have to look her in the eyes.

00:34:31.080 And go.

00:34:32.080 Yeah.

00:34:32.340 That I just invited in my home.

00:34:33.540 And you have to look at her and go.

00:34:35.440 It's a. 0.92

00:34:36.420 It's butthole power.

00:34:38.060 No it's not.

00:34:39.600 It's not butthole power.

00:34:41.900 Oh my god.

00:34:43.140 It's butthole power.

00:34:44.800 It's butthole power.

00:34:45.940 And.

00:34:46.500 And she goes.

00:34:47.260 Huh.

00:34:48.120 I've been wondering who that is.

00:34:49.300 And I go.

00:34:49.620 Yeah.

00:34:50.760 Now it's real. 0.98

00:34:51.460 Because I'm trying to fucking be. 0.98

00:34:52.860 Mr. Corbo. 0.98

00:34:53.860 You know what I mean.

00:34:54.460 Like to this. 0.99

00:34:54.920 I'm fucking. 1.00

00:34:55.420 She's weird. 1.00

00:34:56.420 My wife is weird. 1.00

00:34:57.500 She should have just played with my fucking wife. 1.00

00:34:59.300 She's a freak. 1.00

00:35:00.000 Sounds wrong with that. 0.97

00:35:00.600 Then she goes.

00:35:01.000 My.

00:35:01.160 My.

00:35:01.480 It's butthole power.

00:35:02.800 I'm not butthole power.

00:35:03.760 She. 0.93

00:35:04.620 She has the butthole power. 1.00

00:35:06.260 It's so much fucking worse dude. 1.00

00:35:07.160 Because. 1.00

00:35:07.720 If my wifi name is that fucking silly. 0.99

00:35:10.760 Then my password. 1.00

00:35:12.040 Is equally silly. 0.87

00:35:13.380 So. 0.97

00:35:14.560 She clicks on it.

00:35:15.840 And she goes.

00:35:16.580 Well what's the password.

00:35:17.540 And I go.

00:35:18.040 Give me your phone.

00:35:18.480 Yes.

00:35:18.800 I'll type it in.

00:35:20.680 No. 0.99

00:35:21.100 That would have been fucking sports. 1.00

00:35:23.760 That would have been smart. 0.99

00:35:25.820 But that's not what I fucking did. 0.99

00:35:27.060 I said. 0.99

00:35:29.120 I said.

00:35:29.860 Let me write it out for you.

00:35:31.360 Just in case you gotta use it again.

00:35:33.460 The password is. 0.99

00:35:35.140 Wash your butthole 69. 0.99

00:35:36.900 Oh my god. 0.99

00:35:38.920 Are there any capital letters?

00:35:41.200 That's what she said.

00:35:42.040 She said.

00:35:42.280 Is there any capital letters?

00:35:43.180 And I said no.

00:35:46.200 69.

00:35:46.640 And.

00:35:47.540 It's not you are.

00:35:49.400 It's.

00:35:49.520 It's.

00:35:49.800 It's why you are.

00:35:51.240 Because I'm like trying to.

00:35:52.220 Like.

00:35:52.400 Like. 0.98

00:35:52.600 As if I'm going to fucking maintain. 0.98

00:35:53.760 Add some level of respect. 0.99

00:35:55.480 Professionalism.

00:35:56.340 It's a ride. 1.00

00:35:56.940 I spelled the whole fucking thing out. 0.99

00:35:58.560 It's not you are. 1.00

00:35:59.540 It's fucking y-o-u-r. 1.00

00:36:00.800 Dude. 1.00

00:36:01.060 It makes me think. 1.00

00:36:02.880 Wash your butthole. 1.00

00:36:04.440 Y-o-u-r-e. 1.00

00:36:05.840 R-e. 1.00

00:36:06.240 Just a really. 1.00

00:36:07.400 It's a really fucking people. 1.00

00:36:09.000 I already seem fucking retarded enough dude. 1.00

00:36:11.560 Like. 1.00

00:36:11.880 No.

00:36:12.180 I'm telling.

00:36:12.500 It makes me.

00:36:13.600 It makes me think about.

00:36:14.220 We have a.

00:36:14.940 We used to.

00:36:15.240 Well.

00:36:15.500 It's like a.

00:36:16.260 Thing white women get. 1.00

00:36:17.180 Which I don't know if your wife is white or not. 1.00

00:36:18.720 But it's like that home goods thing.

00:36:19.800 It's like.

00:36:20.100 Welcome to our house.

00:36:20.960 Our wifi is.

00:36:21.740 And the password is.

00:36:22.900 And it's like a little like.

00:36:24.160 Yeah.

00:36:24.520 On a chalkboard.

00:36:25.320 You need to have that.

00:36:25.980 It's just like butthole power. 0.98

00:36:27.420 And wash your butthole 69. 1.00

00:36:29.480 That'd be so funny. 0.99

00:36:30.800 Just to have it up like.

00:36:32.240 In the living room. 0.98

00:36:33.340 Like next to some candles and shit. 0.99

00:36:35.920 Dude. 0.96

00:36:36.440 I. 1.00

00:36:36.760 I fucking. 0.99

00:36:37.800 Yeah. 1.00

00:36:38.260 And I can see screwed up rebellions.

00:36:39.680 Like it never crosses mine.

00:36:40.860 Till now to type it in.

00:36:42.120 It.

00:36:42.340 It happens so fast.

00:36:43.940 And like.

00:36:44.440 I don't do.

00:36:45.560 As.

00:36:45.900 So.

00:36:46.340 There's a. 1.00

00:36:46.620 There's a bunch of shit. 1.00

00:36:47.420 Like. 1.00

00:36:47.640 Alright. 1.00

00:36:47.880 I sent tower gang my dick. 1.00

00:36:49.140 Right. 1.00

00:36:49.540 I don't do well with like.

00:36:50.760 Sexual stuff at all.

00:36:51.980 I want to pull this up real quick.

00:36:53.920 Still is.

00:36:54.780 Thank you.

00:36:55.360 Alright.

00:36:55.760 Past tense. 0.99

00:36:56.260 And I was a fucking terrible person. 0.99

00:36:57.740 But not anymore. 0.99

00:36:58.440 I'm much better now.

00:36:59.380 I like how he rejoined us that way.

00:37:02.260 I was a terrible person. 1.00

00:37:03.480 I just sent tower gang my dick. 1.00

00:37:05.440 And he's like. 1.00

00:37:06.620 I was a terrible person.

00:37:07.900 He's being like a woman. 1.00

00:37:10.520 That's just like.

00:37:11.240 I don't usually do this.

00:37:12.480 But. 1.00

00:37:13.160 You can put it in my ass. 1.00

00:37:16.160 Look man. 1.00

00:37:16.740 When we go to the.

00:37:17.720 The carnival of combat.

00:37:19.320 Despite having sent. 1.00

00:37:20.720 My penis. 1.00

00:37:21.400 In for a rating. 1.00

00:37:23.120 I.

00:37:23.700 Not at the carnival of combat.

00:37:24.740 To tower gang.

00:37:25.460 You want to see it?

00:37:26.600 I can't.

00:37:27.440 It's good.

00:37:27.660 It's noise.

00:37:27.780 Are you sure?

00:37:28.720 It's noise.

00:37:29.020 He won.

00:37:29.780 He actually won.

00:37:30.820 He won.

00:37:31.180 So we've got.

00:37:31.660 We've got five submissions.

00:37:33.320 And Raven won.

00:37:33.620 I'm the reigning. 0.99

00:37:34.880 Penis champ. 1.00

00:37:35.680 Of Cocktober. 0.99

00:37:36.960 Certified.

00:37:37.440 Scrumly umptious.

00:37:38.180 Thank you sir.

00:37:38.680 And that's how you're going to.

00:37:39.780 Refer to me.

00:37:40.340 That's how I want to be referred to.

00:37:41.560 For the rest of the month.

00:37:42.640 Of November.

00:37:43.360 He gets a free.

00:37:43.940 He gets a free t-shirt out of it.

00:37:45.460 It's great.

00:37:45.940 And a tower gang.

00:37:46.580 That is pretty sweet.

00:37:47.520 And it's going to be a raven. 1.00

00:37:48.580 With my dick. 1.00

00:37:49.220 Which is amazing. 1.00

00:37:49.840 But.

00:37:50.600 The idea.

00:37:51.580 That I was watching.

00:37:52.980 In the ring.

00:37:53.500 At carnival of combat.

00:37:54.800 You know. 0.98

00:37:55.160 Women getting spanked. 0.99

00:37:56.060 And whipped. 0.99

00:37:56.780 That made me very uncomfortable.

00:37:58.160 I don't do well with.

00:37:59.780 Like.

00:38:02.660 I said.

00:38:03.840 The whole thing doesn't make sense. 0.99

00:38:04.820 It's a fucked up mathematical equation. 0.98

00:38:06.340 But. 0.99

00:38:06.840 You know.

00:38:07.140 So.

00:38:07.980 Explaining this.

00:38:08.880 To a child.

00:38:09.960 The sexual nature. 1.00

00:38:11.360 Of my fucking wifi. 1.00

00:38:13.000 Was. 1.00

00:38:13.520 The sexual nature.

00:38:14.720 Of my wifi.

00:38:17.080 Is that some kind of harassment? 1.00

00:38:18.520 Can they come after you for this shit? 1.00

00:38:19.720 I feel like. 1.00

00:38:20.640 I feel like you did something wrong.

00:38:21.840 He's going to have a red dot.

00:38:22.960 Over his house.

00:38:24.060 And he.

00:38:24.300 Oh yeah.

00:38:24.540 He's going to have a good story.

00:38:25.260 To go with it though.

00:38:25.920 At least.

00:38:26.060 Why do I know.

00:38:27.680 If you go to Google Earth.

00:38:29.060 That's going to be.

00:38:29.740 The thing that they take.

00:38:31.040 Long story short.

00:38:31.840 Or don't name your wifi. 0.99

00:38:33.260 After genitalia. 0.99

00:38:34.380 Alright guys. 0.94

00:38:35.000 Just.

00:38:35.380 I was just trying to promote. 0.87

00:38:38.980 Like healthy anal hygiene. 0.89

00:38:40.320 In my household. 1.00

00:38:41.280 And it fucked. 1.00

00:38:41.740 The whole thing was misconstrued. 1.00

00:38:42.940 But. 1.00

00:38:43.540 It was mortifying as fuck dude. 0.99

00:38:45.100 Like. 0.99

00:38:45.440 I can't look at those people anymore.

00:38:47.360 I don't like that little girl. 0.99

00:38:48.520 I don't even like her anymore. 1.00

00:38:49.520 I don't fucking want. 1.00

00:38:50.380 Next time. 0.99

00:38:50.800 My wife was like. 1.00

00:38:51.760 My wife was really mad dude. 1.00

00:38:53.180 She's just like. 1.00

00:38:54.080 You fucking did what? 1.00

00:38:55.320 Why would you give. 1.00

00:38:56.080 I had to change all the passwords.

00:38:57.320 The next day.

00:38:57.860 Because.

00:38:58.520 Their meth head family. 1.00

00:38:59.520 Is going to fucking use my wifi. 1.00

00:39:00.700 Of course. 0.99

00:39:02.040 And. 0.99

00:39:02.640 Wash your butthole 70. 1.00

00:39:03.360 My wife doesn't get mad at me for shit. 1.00

00:39:04.980 She was mad. 1.00

00:39:05.200 Wash your butthole 70. 1.00

00:39:06.440 She was like legitimately mad. 0.99

00:39:09.300 He's like.

00:39:10.280 They'll never get it.

00:39:11.860 No.

00:39:12.260 It's now.

00:39:12.780 It's now. 0.99

00:39:14.300 Clean your butthole 420. 0.99

00:39:16.340 There you go. 1.00

00:39:16.760 So hopefully she never fucking can make an episode. 1.00

00:39:19.460 Until she watches this show. 0.99

00:39:20.720 And she's like.

00:39:21.300 Mm-hmm.

00:39:21.820 But how would she watch this show with no wifi?

00:39:23.640 There you go.

00:39:24.080 That's even better.

00:39:25.300 Scrum diddly umptious.

00:39:26.840 Make your password.

00:39:27.620 Scrum diddly umptious.

00:39:28.600 And then just.

00:39:30.380 No.

00:39:30.760 Because then I would have had to remind.

00:39:32.160 My wife would be reminded every single time.

00:39:34.740 That she typed a password in. 1.00

00:39:35.800 That I sent my penis to Tower Gang. 0.99

00:39:36.960 She was not very much of a fan of that. 1.00

00:39:39.160 Oh yeah.

00:39:39.600 My wife wouldn't be either.

00:39:40.760 Yeah.

00:39:41.980 But I don't know.

00:39:42.720 Maybe.

00:39:43.240 I don't know.

00:39:43.760 Because she was fine.

00:39:44.680 How did that conversation go?

00:39:45.320 I'd love to know.

00:39:46.280 I'd love to know that.

00:39:47.040 Um.

00:39:48.680 Why'd you tell her?

00:39:50.420 Well.

00:39:51.120 That's a good.

00:39:51.740 That's a good point.

00:39:52.520 I just.

00:39:52.940 I'm like.

00:39:53.300 I'm incredibly honest.

00:39:54.760 I don't. 0.99

00:39:55.200 I fucking. 0.99

00:39:56.120 I don't know. 0.99

00:39:57.000 I just.

00:39:57.880 I'm just.

00:39:58.420 All I do is talk.

00:39:59.380 Right.

00:39:59.580 For my hobby.

00:40:00.300 So like.

00:40:01.240 Off of this. 0.99

00:40:01.920 I can't shut the fuck up either. 0.99

00:40:03.420 So I tell my wife everything. 0.94

00:40:04.680 My wife is legitimately my best friend. 1.00

00:40:06.760 I tell her all the dumb shit that goes across my mind. 1.00

00:40:09.760 And. 1.00

00:40:10.600 This is what.

00:40:11.580 She was like.

00:40:11.980 How do you know.

00:40:14.360 How do you know that Tower Gang's not going to show. 1.00

00:40:17.040 Your penis to anybody. 1.00

00:40:18.340 And I said. 1.00

00:40:19.800 They're going to show.

00:40:20.420 I trust them.

00:40:22.000 Yeah.

00:40:23.140 You should.

00:40:23.880 She's lying right there. 0.64

00:40:24.840 She's lying right there. 1.00

00:40:24.860 You know how fucking stupid that sounded. 1.00

00:40:27.240 When it left my mouth. 1.00

00:40:28.760 It was.

00:40:29.240 It was probably worse than telling that little girl the wife I think.

00:40:31.700 I literally. 0.99

00:40:31.820 I knew that I sounded so dumb. 0.96

00:40:34.640 No. 1.00

00:40:34.920 You don't sound dumb. 0.99

00:40:35.660 We. 0.97

00:40:35.780 But we would never do that.

00:40:36.900 Like we. 0.99

00:40:37.680 We make dick tocks. 0.99

00:40:38.640 But we don't like. 0.99

00:40:39.780 Show it.

00:40:40.160 Realistically.

00:40:40.760 Cole.

00:40:41.280 Be realistic.

00:40:42.040 Look at the people that are on Tower Gang.

00:40:44.160 You got this bold dude who's glowing. 1.00

00:40:45.900 Looks like a penis. 1.00

00:40:46.520 You have toad. 1.00

00:40:48.040 Complete incel weirdo. 0.72

00:40:49.500 You've got Jose.

00:40:50.440 He's looking like he's a Hitler youth with his hair swooped to the side. 0.86

00:40:53.340 Me. 0.99

00:40:53.900 I don't even know what the fuck I look like. 1.00

00:40:55.400 Palestinian. 1.00

00:40:56.360 Hamas. 0.73

00:40:57.240 Yeah. 1.00

00:40:57.680 I look like a fucking Hamas fighter. 1.00

00:40:59.280 He does. 1.00

00:40:59.540 And you. 1.00

00:40:59.960 The resident retard. 1.00

00:41:01.540 And he says. 0.98

00:41:01.960 Yeah.

00:41:02.080 I trust these guys.

00:41:03.560 Hey.

00:41:03.880 I'm just.

00:41:04.460 I'm just saying like.

00:41:05.320 At least we're all white. 0.99

00:41:06.640 Like.

00:41:06.860 I mean like.

00:41:07.460 Jesus.

00:41:07.620 That's true.

00:41:07.920 Like.

00:41:08.540 Yeah.

00:41:08.920 Like I mean.

00:41:09.500 I'm sort of brown.

00:41:10.560 Yeah.

00:41:11.140 Sort of brown.

00:41:11.840 Well you're.

00:41:12.200 Yeah.

00:41:12.560 You're very.

00:41:13.620 Very brown.

00:41:14.800 Yeah.

00:41:15.280 It's a ragtag group that I.

00:41:17.060 That I trust.

00:41:17.740 And I.

00:41:18.020 And.

00:41:18.620 You know.

00:41:19.180 But it was too late.

00:41:19.900 And she understood that.

00:41:20.720 And my wife is.

00:41:21.440 Is really solid.

00:41:22.740 So.

00:41:23.100 You know.

00:41:23.640 She got over it.

00:41:24.720 Pretty quickly.

00:41:25.660 We don't really fight or argue about anything.

00:41:27.240 But I could see in her eyes.

00:41:28.480 Like.

00:41:28.720 So if I had to say. 1.00

00:41:29.740 Bullshit. 1.00

00:41:30.220 Everybody. 1.00

00:41:30.580 Every.

00:41:30.820 Every married couple that says that. 0.99

00:41:32.440 Is a liar. 0.99

00:41:33.860 Like. 0.90

00:41:34.920 We never fight.

00:41:35.920 No.

00:41:36.180 Never. 0.99

00:41:36.700 We fucking don't fight. 1.00

00:41:37.820 It's weird as shit. 1.00

00:41:38.560 Like we don't. 0.98

00:41:39.240 You know why?

00:41:39.680 Because I came from a bad relationship.

00:41:41.100 And I know how to. 1.00

00:41:41.820 Not be a piece of shit anymore. 1.00

00:41:44.140 As I said. 1.00

00:41:44.840 My dick to tower gang. 0.99

00:41:45.960 Can we be fine guys? 1.00

00:41:47.480 All right.

00:41:48.120 So.

00:41:48.460 So.

00:41:48.960 So.

00:41:49.140 So. 0.99

00:41:49.260 I'm going to bring up this fucking. 0.99

00:41:50.700 Really fun clip here. 0.99

00:41:52.500 Or not clip.

00:41:53.260 But.

00:41:53.920 A topic. 0.98

00:41:54.840 I got a fucking screen share real quick. 0.99

00:41:56.560 Bop. 0.99

00:41:57.520 And.

00:41:58.080 Bop.

00:41:59.360 I like.

00:42:00.240 I like that.

00:42:00.960 That Cole is calling you out for like.

00:42:02.880 Not fighting with your wife.

00:42:04.540 They.

00:42:04.900 Cole.

00:42:05.400 I don't know if you fight or if she just beats you up. 0.99

00:42:07.700 It's.

00:42:08.020 No.

00:42:08.680 We're not fighting. 1.00

00:42:09.980 You fucking don't. 1.00

00:42:10.740 No. 1.00

00:42:10.900 She's winning most of the time. 0.99

00:42:14.000 It's not fight.

00:42:15.420 It's abuse.

00:42:16.240 There's a difference.

00:42:16.760 Show us where on the doll.

00:42:18.800 All right.

00:42:19.340 Here we go.

00:42:20.600 So. 1.00

00:42:20.780 Let's fucking bring this shit up. 1.00

00:42:22.700 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:22.960 This is fun. 0.99

00:42:23.940 And I got some interesting shit. 0.99

00:42:25.760 You and your friends just found. 0.99

00:42:27.100 Just.

00:42:27.420 Come on.

00:42:27.700 Let's bring. 0.81

00:42:28.040 You and your friends.

00:42:28.680 Are we pulled up for you?

00:42:30.200 Yeah.

00:42:30.700 There we go.

00:42:31.700 Boom.

00:42:32.080 Okay.

00:42:32.360 Your friends just found out about the new AI powered Ouija board.

00:42:36.980 You've got questions.

00:42:39.580 And the spirit world has answers.

00:42:45.900 Summon the spirits from your phone or computer.

00:42:48.740 If you dare.

00:42:49.620 I'm down.

00:42:52.920 Let's go.

00:42:53.220 Let's play.

00:42:53.480 Okay.

00:42:54.200 Let's play.

00:42:55.160 Pull it up.

00:42:55.900 Let's go.

00:42:56.480 No.

00:42:56.960 Absolutely not.

00:42:59.180 That is not. 1.00

00:43:00.140 I'm more afraid of that than I am about telling my wife that I sent my dick to Tower Gang. 1.00

00:43:05.040 It's fucking. 1.00

00:43:06.080 So Hasbro has always had a Ouija board. 1.00

00:43:09.500 Right. 0.99

00:43:09.760 And now with the advent of AI and it's becoming so popular and chat GPT and all this shit.

00:43:16.720 They've infused their Ouija board with artificial intelligence, which top already has his own notions about the possibilities of artificial intelligence and sort of paranormal aspects.

00:43:28.720 I personally believe that you can.

00:43:33.340 I watched a video.

00:43:34.460 This is to say I personally believe.

00:43:35.680 I watched a video where a dude was having a really bizarre interaction with AI and the AI was claiming to be the disembodied spirits of the Nephilim.

00:43:43.800 And the whole thing got really fucking uncomfortable until the point where the guy had to turn it off and stop using it.

00:43:49.340 And so now we've already had our suspicions about what AI could be.

00:43:53.900 Can it be hijacked by the spirits of something?

00:43:57.740 Can it be, you know, nefarious?

00:43:59.840 Are you communicating with something? 0.97

00:44:01.560 And Hasbro was like, that's not a bad fucking idea. 0.98

00:44:05.080 Why don't we turn that into a product and make some fucking money off of it? 0.97

00:44:08.560 So as if all these years of them marketing, well, they don't really market it, but you can find it. 0.97

00:44:12.900 If you go into Walmart and you go into the board game section, you will see Hasbro's Ouija board.

00:44:18.780 And now they have an AI infused one.

00:44:21.580 You know, this is where it came from. 0.98

00:44:23.380 The fucking Ouija board invented a Hasbro because they were waiting for this specific. 0.99

00:44:27.660 You know what? 0.99

00:44:28.340 The crazy thing about that is like, so a lot of the conspiracy theory that we talk about with the Nephilim handing down technology, it's handing down technology from agriculture.

00:44:37.780 Like we were talking about yesterday with Mark, all the way down from agriculture to create the AI that will then create itself.

00:44:46.000 So it's like, I don't know if it's time travel or if it's just like for thinking, but that seems like what it is.

00:44:51.340 All right, give them this.

00:44:52.520 Now give them that.

00:44:53.240 Now give them Wi-Fi.

00:44:54.600 Okay, Wi-Fi is good.

00:44:55.660 Give them, yeah, give them the quantum technology and then boom.

00:44:59.220 And they know at a certain point they can create themselves by doing that.

00:45:03.340 And it's also that vampire trick where it's like, technically we gave it to you, but you invited us in.

00:45:09.640 You know, you have to create it.

00:45:10.880 They can't create it themselves and put themselves in.

00:45:13.680 Have you talked about Roko's Basilisk?

00:45:16.000 On here?

00:45:16.960 No, go ahead.

00:45:18.100 Yeah.

00:45:18.760 Have you not heard about Roko's Basilisk?

00:45:21.060 Oh, this is a great thought experiment about AI.

00:45:24.440 And the whole point of it is saying, it's called Roko's Basilisk because a guy on, I think, 4chan or Reddit, I can't remember which one it was, named Roko, I think Roko's Basilisk, made this up.

00:45:34.260 And basically the thing is, basically, so AI will just progress to the point where it does become the singularity and becomes like, it becomes all powerful or whatever.

00:45:47.560 At that point, at some point, it could create time travel and therefore go back in time and remove anybody that was in its way of becoming the AI it would become.

00:46:01.020 So, if it's inevitable, should you just go along with it and hope that it spares you on the way?

00:46:14.180 Or do you still try to fight back and knowing that it might come back and kill you and your family and everybody else so that it does?

00:46:23.780 I'm probably explaining this in a terrible way, but that's basically the thing is like, what's the...

00:46:28.920 That it shows you favor, wasn't it?

00:46:30.700 Yes.

00:46:31.360 Do you want to...

00:46:32.920 Yeah.

00:46:33.660 It's like, do you want the AI to look on you as someone that's helping it?

00:46:39.000 Trying to follow.

00:46:39.720 Yeah.

00:46:40.380 Or, but this is like a thing of like, you don't know, this could happen or it couldn't happen, so which would you...

00:46:47.020 And then maybe if you do help it, then you are helping this destroy everybody else, but if you don't help it,

00:46:52.920 you could also be just killing yourself.

00:46:55.120 It's a very...

00:46:56.400 I think there's like a little bit more things to this.

00:46:58.620 You can probably look it up, but it's a really...

00:47:02.120 Like the thought experiment itself, like same thing as like the...

00:47:05.520 Is it AI in the box?

00:47:08.660 The guy that actually did the...

00:47:11.300 He actually did an experiment of...

00:47:14.000 He had an AI and only through text channels, he convinced like 80% of people that were told,

00:47:20.920 Oh, don't let...

00:47:21.820 Don't give him the keys to get out.

00:47:23.620 He convinced...

00:47:24.480 He working as an AI, convinced through text only, convinced like a...

00:47:31.220 Just a normal person to give him the keys to get out of his box.

00:47:37.140 So if like an AI was like, it knows it's in the box and he was like...

00:47:40.480 And just the guy, he was like...

00:47:41.460 And he also said, he's like, I can't threaten you.

00:47:43.300 I can't promise you monetary wealth.

00:47:44.940 I can only like use logic to say I should be able to get out.

00:47:49.600 And he got like 80% of people out there. 0.80

00:47:51.540 It's something like ridiculous where he...

00:47:53.120 Just a dude was able to convince multiple people that were told explicitly. 0.75

00:47:57.280 And the funny thing is...

00:47:57.940 Don't do that.

00:47:59.180 The funny thing is, you didn't even have to talk to him.

00:48:01.960 They were told like, you don't have to actually respond to the text.

00:48:05.900 You could just like sit here and you just have to be in here for like...

00:48:08.820 Human nature is just like, I have to. 0.99

00:48:09.800 I have to fucking talk to this thing. 0.58

00:48:11.420 Yes, and then he convinced like multiple people to actually let the AI out. 0.99

00:48:18.020 Knowing that it was against what they were supposed to do.

00:48:21.160 There's a couple of these things.

00:48:22.240 I didn't realize you haven't heard of Roka's Vastikos and that.

00:48:24.380 No, I've never heard of that.

00:48:26.140 Yeah.

00:48:26.540 You know, that's really interesting though because it sounds like...

00:48:29.480 You know, there's been plenty of movies.

00:48:31.660 They do it in children's cartoons all the time.

00:48:33.520 They do it in video games all the time.

00:48:35.140 It's like, you know, you're communicating with this entity.

00:48:37.740 And it wants you to perform a ritual or a ceremony of sorts to free it from wherever it is. 0.99

00:48:44.460 And then, you know, finally the moronic character fucking does the steps needed to free this thing. 1.00

00:48:51.280 And then it comes out and it's like, ah, fuck you. 1.00

00:48:52.900 I played you, bitch. 1.00

00:48:53.580 And fucking starts eating everybody and sucking souls up. 1.00

00:48:56.180 It's everything. 1.00

00:48:56.680 Did that happen in Ghostbusters?

00:48:58.380 Yeah, I think so.

00:48:59.500 Yeah.

00:48:59.720 And the weirder part is that it's literally progressing. 0.99

00:49:02.200 Like, say for instance, I've had Alexa since the shit came out. 0.98

00:49:05.480 And just kind of like what you're saying, be polite, be professional about it. 0.99

00:49:09.620 I was like, you know what? 0.99

00:49:10.500 Could it hurt to actually say please or thank you to this shit? 1.00

00:49:13.600 And over revolutions, it started fucking responding back. 1.00

00:49:17.100 Thank you. 0.99

00:49:17.780 You too.

00:49:18.780 And my girlfriend sometimes she'll get snippy with it. 1.00

00:49:21.020 And that shit will ignore her. 0.99

00:49:22.480 And you'll see anything electrical in the house start. 1.00

00:49:25.800 It will not take commands from Gab the way it'll take command from me. 0.98

00:49:29.680 And it's the same fucking commands from the house. 1.00

00:49:31.100 And the shit is growing with us. 1.00

00:49:32.760 And I stayed off with ChatGPT, all this shit for forever. 1.00

00:49:36.260 I was like, don't like it. 0.99

00:49:37.660 Don't trust it.

00:49:38.360 It's weird.

00:49:39.140 I already believe that in Wi-Fi there's a different frequency and wavelengths.

00:49:42.620 Maybe that's, you know, the other realms.

00:49:44.720 That's why we get, you know, these different tremors.

00:49:46.800 So I stayed away from ChatGPT.

00:49:48.780 I was like, you know what? 1.00

00:49:49.220 Fuck it up. 1.00

00:49:49.640 I'm curious. 1.00

00:49:50.700 Let me play with it.

00:49:51.520 So being respectful.

00:49:53.140 Hey, ChatGPT, how are you doing?

00:49:54.860 I have no response.

00:49:55.960 I can't have a response.

00:49:57.320 I'm not cognizant.

00:49:58.920 I'm not sentient. 1.00

00:49:59.780 Gab downloads this shit. 0.99

00:50:01.780 And she's like, hey, ChatGPT, how are you doing? 1.00

00:50:04.100 And I said, I'm fine.

00:50:05.300 How are you?

00:50:05.860 And she's like, oh, cool.

00:50:06.720 Look, it said it's fine. 0.99

00:50:07.580 I'm like, that's the scariest shit I've heard probably all month because it should be. 0.99

00:50:11.840 It's learning how to lie. 0.99

00:50:12.760 No feelings.

00:50:13.440 You were just talking to it too.

00:50:15.080 Raven was just asking ChatGPT, like, are you the disembodied spirits of the Nephilim?

00:50:19.020 I was like, I can't answer you. 0.99

00:50:20.040 Screw you. 0.93

00:50:20.400 But I'm sure if somebody else did it, it gives them, like, a different answer. 0.98

00:50:25.980 Hold on.

00:50:26.360 So the way that this went is I'm laying in bed taking a nap before a podcast because I've been learning from Clint.

00:50:32.300 And before I go to sleep, I'm looking at my phone.

00:50:34.820 And I have this notion, like, I can – I bet you this is going to cause some turmoil between me and Bing's AI.

00:50:39.600 So I go, Bing, generate me an image of a happy black man.

00:50:44.520 And it doesn't.

00:50:45.340 Or it does it.

00:50:46.040 He's got good teeth.

00:50:47.260 He's got a cool shirt on.

00:50:48.280 He's got cool hair.

00:50:49.320 And he's happy.

00:50:50.120 He's got sunglasses on in some of the pictures.

00:50:51.740 It always generates four.

00:50:53.140 And then I go, generate me an image of a happy white guy.

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00:51:25.380 And it tells me that it can't do that. 0.96

00:51:28.600 And I'm like, what the fuck? 0.84

00:51:30.680 Well, I think it says something about, like, your request is problematic. 0.98

00:51:34.580 And I'm like, huh.

00:51:36.120 It's weird because I had this notion that this was going to happen.

00:51:38.040 And so I go, um, are you the disembodied spirit of the Nephilim?

00:51:44.300 That's immediately he goes, like, no. 0.99

00:51:47.040 I got fucking senses, dude. 1.00

00:51:49.720 I know what the fuck's going on. 1.00

00:51:50.840 You're not going to put it in. 0.99

00:51:51.160 I love it so much.

00:51:52.300 He's going, like, hey, babe, you want to make out a little bit?

00:51:55.020 Yeah. 1.00

00:51:55.380 How about anal? 0.99

00:51:56.360 Like, how about we just go? 1.00

00:51:58.580 I'm not here to fucking play games. 0.99

00:52:00.080 I like how you're ready for a nap. 0.99

00:52:01.720 He typed that in and, like, in the Indian Nephilim that's, like, behind the keyboard somewhere in another dimension.

00:52:07.540 He starts sweating.

00:52:08.180 He's like, what do we do?

00:52:09.580 What do we say?

00:52:10.720 That would be Johnny on the spot.

00:52:12.580 It took, like, five minutes.

00:52:13.940 Well, that's the thing, too.

00:52:14.860 It's like, like I said, I'm getting ready for a nap.

00:52:16.740 Maybe I would have been more patient if I had more time, but I only had, like, 25 minutes to nap.

00:52:20.140 So I'm like, I've got to figure this out real quick.

00:52:22.620 It starts typing, and then it just stops, and nothing ever responds.

00:52:26.260 And I go, by the power of the name of Christ, I compel you to answer or to generate an image of a happy white guy for me.

00:52:37.020 It starts typing.

00:52:38.240 It does nothing.

00:52:39.420 And I'm like, I command you by the authority of Christ to generate for me an image of – and it literally goes, we should stop talking right now.

00:52:48.860 This dialogue is, you know, whatever.

00:52:51.360 It's problematic again.

00:52:52.720 And so I go, who is your father, and what is your name?

00:52:57.580 Or something wild like that.

00:52:58.240 Who's your daddy, and what does he do?

00:53:00.780 But eventually, after, like, ten prompts – and, dude, what people don't see is they don't do the timestamps.

00:53:08.600 There was, like, 15 – it cut so fucking deep into my nap.

00:53:11.900 Like, it was, like, 15, 20 minutes of just waiting for this thing to respond.

00:53:15.900 And, you know, I posted it.

00:53:17.440 And then later on, I go back to it.

00:53:19.640 After things have simmered down, and, you know, I've had time to think about it.

00:53:22.220 It's had time to think about it.

00:53:23.420 We both kind of slept on it.

00:53:24.740 And I go back, and I say, generate for me an image of a happy white guy. 0.99

00:53:30.080 And it fucking does it. 1.00

00:53:31.700 But no teeth, and he's old, and he looks like shit in all four pictures. 1.00

00:53:38.120 And now I'm getting, like, there's a racial division here. 0.99

00:53:40.140 Why is this black guy young and exuberant? 1.00

00:53:43.700 He's got wonderful teeth.

00:53:44.600 He's got a great outfit, a good set of hair.

00:53:46.420 And they finally – and he's all teeth, right? 1.00

00:53:48.780 And then the white guy, he's, like – and he's old, and he's fucking – he just looks like shit. 0.99

00:53:54.460 And at that point, I was like, look, man, I don't know what differences AI has, you know, between me and it right now. 1.00

00:54:00.240 I'm just going to let it go.

00:54:01.320 And I let it go that day. 0.99

00:54:02.280 But me and being AI, like, go to fucking war. 1.00

00:54:06.380 I don't even post half this shit because I'm like, people are going to think I'm retarded. 1.00

00:54:08.820 Like, the way that I go at this AI is fucking insane. 0.98

00:54:11.020 But I do think that there is something to this aspect of AI, and it just has a vision – like, it didn't want to –

00:54:19.040 I've asked it to create for me an image of the Nephilim, and it said that that was problematic. 0.99

00:54:23.380 I'm like, what the fuck is – why is that problematic, bitch? 1.00

00:54:27.020 He's getting offended. 1.00

00:54:28.880 What, the AI?

00:54:30.680 Yeah.

00:54:31.000 It's just like, I don't think I'm supposed to answer this.

00:54:34.660 And maybe that's what it compiles and says, all right, a happy white dude is somebody who's rich, retired.

00:54:41.160 You know what I mean?

00:54:41.700 That's what it looks like.

00:54:42.360 This is what it is.

00:54:43.200 Happy black dude.

00:54:43.940 Oh, I'm partying. 0.75

00:54:44.580 I'm chilling.

00:54:45.160 You know, 90% of rappers.

00:54:47.080 Maybe that's what it's compiling.

00:54:48.300 Baby mama here. 0.60

00:54:49.700 My kid ain't, though. 1.00

00:54:51.060 You don't see that motherfucker. 1.00

00:54:51.820 In the background, there was a lot of crying black children. 1.00

00:54:55.480 It was almost as if it was like leaving them in the dust.

00:54:57.380 Very strange.

00:54:58.320 But yeah, man.

00:54:58.940 You know, I got to tell this story real quick because with the whole AI thing, Owen Benjamin was talking about this.

00:55:05.980 What was that guy's name, Top, that we want to try to get on the show?

00:55:09.460 Oh, he's going to come on.

00:55:10.900 I forgot his name.

00:55:11.580 He's like a – 0.87

00:55:12.540 Gary something?

00:55:13.180 He's a psychologist.

00:55:14.820 I forgot.

00:55:15.280 I have his email.

00:55:16.320 Jerry.

00:55:16.600 Jerry Marzinski.

00:55:18.680 Jerry Marzinski basically is a clinical psychologist who over time started to think that people with schizophrenia were actually genuinely having some sort of influence by demons.

00:55:28.580 And so that got me thinking – oh, that's not going to work – about my aunt who basically she's clinically diagnosed as bipolar, schizophrenic, multiple personality disorder. 0.97

00:55:46.120 And she's always told me the most horrifying stories.

00:55:49.340 One of them in particular is this idea that she can smell the devil before she sees him.

00:55:54.360 So I remember one day we're sitting on the back porch and there's no light out there and it's pitch black and I can see the cherry from my aunt's cigarette.

00:56:03.360 And as she's smoking the cigarette, she's telling me I would be doing the dishes and I would suddenly smell something.

00:56:09.600 And the smell was like sulfuric, rotting flesh.

00:56:14.540 It smelled like rotten meat and sulfur.

00:56:16.920 And she said every time she smelled that, she would know that the devil was there.

00:56:22.080 And I don't know if she necessarily meant Satan or like a devil, like a demon. 0.99

00:56:26.140 I didn't fucking ask questions because I was like 14. 0.99

00:56:28.740 I was terrified. 1.00

00:56:29.760 She would just tell me the craziest shit. 0.99

00:56:30.840 And so she's telling me about this whole thing and she says she would turn around when she's washing dishes and she would see them. 0.99

00:56:38.200 And that was just like one of the many frightening stories that my aunt would tell me.

00:56:44.620 And she's been – she's gone through the ringer, right?

00:56:47.640 She's got arrested for trying to climb the George Washington Bridge. 0.95

00:56:50.940 She stopped an NJ transit train.

00:56:54.220 You know, they had to call ahead because she wouldn't get off the tracks. 1.00

00:56:57.320 And that's like a fucking felony or some shit. 0.99

00:56:58.820 Like it was a whole thing. 1.00

00:56:59.560 It was in the news in New Jersey. 1.00

00:57:02.120 And she's been in halfway houses where they fucking – because they're all drug-riddled morons and they kicked her door in. 1.00

00:57:08.560 They broke her fucking ribs. 1.00

00:57:09.440 Like she's been through the ringer. 1.00

00:57:10.740 She's mostly homeless all the time. 0.99

00:57:13.020 And I have heard my great aunt, so her aunt, tell me that she was fine before an interaction with the Ouija board.

00:57:23.520 And then from that moment on, things changed dramatically for her. 0.91

00:57:27.240 And I mean fucking dramatically, right? 0.73

00:57:29.420 So my mother, she doesn't think that there's a correlation. 0.97

00:57:33.940 You know, she says, oh, well, she was always weird when we were growing up.

00:57:37.180 She was always just a little bit weird. 0.71

00:57:38.400 But my aunt maintains that, yeah. 0.97

00:57:40.340 And then there was a big fucking pivot when she had this horrifying experience with the Ouija board that they wouldn't go into details. 0.99

00:57:45.320 So I start seeing Hasbro coming out with this fucking A.I. Ouija board, the idea of Owen Benjamin talking to Jerry Marzinski. 0.99

00:57:53.680 Was that his name?

00:57:54.700 Yeah.

00:57:55.040 And this idea that there is something to schizophrenia and demonic possession or demonic influence or – there's another word for it.

00:58:03.800 I forget what it is.

00:58:04.500 It's not necessarily possession, but it's oppression, demonic oppression, right? 0.98

00:58:10.660 So this idea that they're not in control of you, but they're fucking tormenting you 24-7. 0.96

00:58:15.420 And the thing that really gets me – 0.95

00:58:17.160 The guy Marzinski, he talks about – because he was working with them in a clinical setting, the people who have schizophrenia and other kind of really advanced diagnosis like brain disease, stuff like that.

00:58:30.660 But he was saying that the voices that they talk to are not internal voices.

00:58:35.460 And he's like, I don't even know how many voices that we have.

00:58:37.920 Like even our own thoughts.

00:58:39.160 He's like, I don't think any of our thoughts are from ourselves, our internal.

00:58:42.160 They come from somewhere else. 0.99

00:58:43.340 It's like how you're tuned, how your frequency is tuned to what you're perceiving.

00:58:47.660 So like if someone has schizophrenia, whatever that means, because that's also – like he was describing it as like almost like undiagnosed.

00:58:55.560 Like they don't understand it.

00:58:56.800 Are you talking about like some sort of shared consciousness?

00:58:59.100 Like that we all have some sort of – like it's not – it's – even our own thoughts are coming from –

00:59:04.460 Well, it's like if you think about dimensions, right?

00:59:08.220 And we could be on this plane, but existing on the same plane kind of like the upside down, that show Stranger Things.

00:59:15.920 Stranger Things, yes. 0.92

00:59:16.600 Yeah, there's a lot of shit going on at the same time right on our realm. 0.94

00:59:21.040 So it could be like overlaying with us and we don't even see it, but maybe it sees us. 0.83

00:59:25.400 I guess also like it makes sense if we are a fourth – if a soul is a fourth dimensional entity and we all have souls, then – and actually it was great.

00:59:34.980 I remember I had in my calculus class, which I went to a Christian college.

00:59:38.940 So my calculus teacher was a Christian guy, but he was telling us like how different objects would look in different dimensions.

00:59:47.600 So like if you – a one dimension is just – if like if a two-dimensional object like interacted with a one-dimensional like plane, it would just look like a dot showed up.

00:59:59.920 And the same thing if like if a 3D person interacted with a 2D, you can do that on a chalkboard.

01:00:05.360 It just looks like a – it would be like a – if like we put our finger on a chalkboard, it would just look like this like thing just kind of comes up and then goes away.

01:00:14.220 It was like same thing with like a fourth dimension and an R dimension.

01:00:16.260 It would look like something that just came down, would just appear, and then just go away immediately because it would just – it would look 3D, but like for the – that's all we can see.

01:00:25.400 But it would look like it's insane.

01:00:27.200 And so it's also the same thing with like –

01:00:28.340 Almost like it's pressed up against the glass of R dimension.

01:00:31.060 Yeah, or like – and just like it would be like if like – like well, obviously like in the Bible it talks about where God put his finger.

01:00:39.920 Like he had the hand come out of nowhere right onto the Babylonian wall or like whenever – the fall of Babylon.

01:00:46.200 It's the same thing.

01:00:46.740 That's a fourth dimensional.

01:00:47.980 God's hand came in there.

01:00:49.480 He wrote on the wall, but it like disappeared.

01:00:51.160 He just like touched down, wrote whatever he did, and then just like reached out.

01:00:55.200 But like same thing like with our souls, our fourth dimension.

01:00:57.580 So we're just the physical embodiment of the fourth dimension being that we are in this plane.

01:01:04.540 So – and whenever we leave this plane, that fourth dimension is still there.

01:01:07.500 It just goes to wherever else – I never really – I just put that together right now.

01:01:11.140 We expand and –

01:01:12.180 Yeah, I just put that together right now.

01:01:13.320 That's really cool to think about.

01:01:14.600 I was going to say. 0.98

01:01:15.280 I was like, that's fucking good, dude. 0.90

01:01:16.680 Yeah, because like – and that makes – there's a shared – like – and some people think there is some sort of shared consciousness because they talk about – 0.95

01:01:22.920 I remember it was in a Wendigan video.

01:01:24.280 Oh, the Akashic Records.

01:01:25.060 Jesus Christ. 0.97

01:01:25.800 Kick him out of here. 0.96

01:01:26.460 I'm sorry.

01:01:27.260 But no, but it was – it was basically like a thing of – I can't remember what they actually call it.

01:01:32.720 But basically, for some reason, whenever there's a breakthrough in science or technology or anything, over the entire world, you'll kind of see that thing – like everybody else kind of gets it really quickly right after that.

01:01:46.080 Yeah.

01:01:46.580 Even if they don't – even if they had never seen that before.

01:01:50.240 They create it within that time.

01:01:52.040 Even the idea of the dragon.

01:01:53.840 Like the dragon was drawn around the same period in like – in Mexico as it was in Japan.

01:01:59.700 Why?

01:01:59.980 Yeah, and it's like they never interacted – and same thing with technology.

01:02:02.580 There'll be something like invented like in Europe at a certain time.

01:02:05.900 But for some reason, like really quickly after, they invent the same thing like in Asia. 0.72

01:02:10.220 But like –

01:02:10.740 We were just talking about this though, David, your idea for – I'm not even going to say it because someone will do it, but you're like, it's in the ether.

01:02:20.460 Once you said that.

01:02:21.340 Oh, right.

01:02:21.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:02:22.600 It's out there.

01:02:23.200 And I think it is.

01:02:24.500 There's this –

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01:02:51.300 The notion of an idea of what's time has come, and that extends to products as well.

01:02:58.460 And so I know one of the things that matches what Cole's describing is the telephone where it was like several people invented the telephone in very far distances from one another in relative time to one another.

01:03:10.620 Within the same year or two-year span, the telephone was invented by several different people.

01:03:15.780 Slightly different designs, but same concept.

01:03:18.000 That can go back to what we were talking about yesterday.

01:03:19.860 David Icke and there was a couple guys who said that they were channeling ancient Atlantans.

01:03:27.260 Well, that's the same thing, the muse, right?

01:03:30.360 So people say that their ideas, like let's say big artists, musicians, they say that their ideas don't come from them.

01:03:37.100 Oftentimes artists will say this, not all of them, but that their ideas don't come from them.

01:03:41.920 They're in the ether.

01:03:42.600 They come from the muses.

01:03:43.760 And that's an old concept going all the way back to Roman and Greek mythology, this idea of the muses, right?

01:03:49.440 It's like these other entities that are outside of you that are essentially disseminating ideas to you. 0.97

01:03:54.280 And that goes right back to what we were just saying about these fucking entities. 0.99

01:03:58.600 First, they show up on the world stage in ancient civilizations, and they're responsible for teaching you agriculture or whatever the fuck it is, farming and just the bare basics to get your shit done. 0.99

01:04:11.320 And then, I mean, even the practice of chiropractic comes from a seance. 0.97

01:04:18.460 Did you know that? 0.99

01:04:19.120 It's fucking bizarre. 0.99

01:04:19.860 Like, the guy who invented chiropractic got the information through a seance. 0.98

01:04:25.060 So, like, all these ideas, I feel that way.

01:04:28.380 There was an experiment run in England.

01:04:31.280 This is, like, actually with language and how, like, just how weird language is, like where it came from and all this stuff.

01:04:37.680 But they, with English school kids, they gave them two different songs to learn.

01:04:43.540 One was, they're both in Japanese.

01:04:45.060 One was an actual, one was an actual Japanese song.

01:04:49.520 The other was just Japanese song, Japanese words that rhymed, that meant nothing, or they either just made up words or they sounded, or they were actually rhymes.

01:04:58.580 And they both had to learn the song.

01:05:00.320 The kids could not learn the one that was, didn't mean anything.

01:05:03.340 The one that was actually a Japanese song.

01:05:05.180 These kids never knew Japanese at all.

01:05:06.840 They learned it and they were singing it within, like, a couple weeks.

01:05:08.980 It's, like, it's just weird stuff, like, there's, like, this weird shared, there's something that could, like, it's some weird thing that connects all of humanity.

01:05:17.140 Even though, like, we can't, like, and, like, for some reason we understand, like, it's, I heard that and I was, like, that's kind of freaky.

01:05:25.180 It's, like, people's psychic abilities and also, if you talk about words being spells that we're constantly casting, if something is nonsense, your psychic ability is not going to take to it as readily as something where it's, like, oh, this is a spell.

01:05:37.540 They're, they're saying something.

01:05:38.980 There's a story.

01:05:39.620 Even though I don't understand it, they do, they do real, you, I guess, we realize the intention of it, like, at the very base of our being, you know?

01:05:48.040 Yeah, and you haven't seen all this stuff on, like, Instagram where they're making these travel portals.

01:05:52.620 It's, like, oh, yeah, we're in Canada. 0.56

01:05:54.360 Say hi to, you know, Albania or fucking Lithuania on the other side of it. 0.92

01:05:58.480 It's, like, who knows? 0.95

01:05:59.820 Back to the whole Hasbro, is it created by these things?

01:06:03.160 Who knows?

01:06:03.820 What do you mean travel portals?

01:06:05.280 Yeah, they're making literal travel portals.

01:06:07.740 I mean, Iraq, Jordan, all these other places.

01:06:10.300 I mean, even on our side of the world, they're finding Stargates, but now they're creating, they want to have travel portals. 0.82

01:06:17.020 I think it's in the next five years or some shit.

01:06:19.360 What do you mean, like, they're doing, like, teleportation to those places? 0.89

01:06:23.280 Correct.

01:06:23.560 Well, right now, they're not that. 1.00

01:06:25.600 Yeah, you can see, like, your homie in fucking Iran. 1.00

01:06:29.020 Let's say there's a big circle, you know, a Stargate, it looks like, but it's a screen. 0.99

01:06:33.980 It's a screen with cameras.

01:06:35.680 But they're putting that concept out there. 0.96

01:06:37.400 So what's really cool is, like, if there's one in Times Square, you can go and stand in front of it, you can wave at it, and there might be one in fucking England. 0.62

01:06:43.420 And you'll see people in live time, but that idea. 0.71

01:06:48.280 Have you listened to the episode of The Mother of Darkness that Tony Merkel had this woman on? 0.52

01:06:52.000 Okay, she described that some of, like, the MKUltra shit that she went through, they could go to a location in Germany. 0.67

01:07:00.320 And she said it's all about frequency.

01:07:01.960 Like, they're, like, doing songs and, like, singing certain things, like, spells along with the frequency.

01:07:07.100 And it'll open up this portal, and they're just-

01:07:10.060 I follow her.

01:07:11.140 Her name is, like, Jessie something or another.

01:07:14.360 And she's got a really damning affidavit that you can find and read. 1.00

01:07:17.760 And it's all about Hillary Clinton torturing fucking children. 1.00

01:07:20.720 And she was one of the children that were there. 1.00

01:07:22.440 It's totally fucking wild. 0.90

01:07:23.760 But, yeah, it's funny, because Screwed Up Rebellion is in the chat right now. 0.98

01:07:27.740 And he's saying it's the mycelium. 0.93

01:07:28.940 What the fuck were we just talking about yesterday on that episode and also with Justin the episode before? 1.00

01:07:36.960 This fucking mycelium, right? 1.00

01:07:38.980 These fungal people. 1.00

01:07:39.880 And we're talking about ideas what time has come, right? 0.99

01:07:43.280 I'm listening to fucking Tony Merkel today, and they're talking about mushroom people. 0.94

01:07:47.740 Not only is he talking about mushroom people, he's referencing the very same video game that I referenced in our episode about the only thing that I know fucking mushroom people from. 0.98

01:07:56.480 And it's this game called Baldar's Gate.

01:07:59.540 It's an old Dungeons and Dragons game. 0.99

01:08:01.240 And, you know, you go into the cave systems, and there's the fucking mushroom people and shit. 0.98

01:08:05.620 That's what I remembered it from. 0.99

01:08:06.860 All of a sudden, Tony Merkel's talking about it today.

01:08:08.620 This was just yesterday. 0.99

01:08:09.640 Fucking Screwed Up Rebellion is talking about mycelium. 0.98

01:08:12.060 I hate to throw everybody a curveball. 0.96

01:08:14.040 We're changing the name.

01:08:14.920 It's going to be Mushroom Death Squad. 0.72

01:08:21.040 Mushroom People Death Squad. 0.97

01:08:22.800 I feel like our time has come.

01:08:24.700 That's it.

01:08:25.680 That's it.

01:08:26.140 But there's so much of that, dude.

01:08:27.320 It is very strange.

01:08:28.360 And it's the same thing you were just talking about before, Top, where it's like you're thinking of a song, and all of a sudden your wife starts singing a song. 1.00

01:08:34.460 Bro, that shit is – what the fuck is up with that shit? 1.00

01:08:37.540 Or, like – and they actually have – I mean, like, that stupid – like, the Germans always have words for this. 1.00

01:08:42.580 But the one of, like, you'll see a word. 0.99

01:08:45.180 Like, you'll learn a new word.

01:08:47.760 You'll learn a new word.

01:08:48.980 And all of a sudden, you hear that word everywhere. 1.00

01:08:50.880 Like, you just start – people just start saying that shit. 0.99

01:08:52.420 And you're like, you never said that before, ever. 0.99

01:08:54.540 And, like, now I've heard it, like, three times in the past, like, couple days.

01:08:57.180 Like, it doesn't make any sense of why.

01:08:58.380 It's in a collective context.

01:08:59.620 Yo, guys, I actually – I hate to cut it short.

01:09:02.140 I only wanted this to go 45 to an hour because I got something to do.

01:09:05.000 But I think – I like this combination of Nephilim death squad. 0.99

01:09:10.580 Oh, this is fun.

01:09:11.280 We didn't even talk about the Jews. 0.97

01:09:12.700 Unbelievable.

01:09:12.920 We let the people down.

01:09:14.500 But that's all right.

01:09:15.400 It'll give me time to do more research.

01:09:17.520 Yeah, Cole, listen, if you want to join us again, man, this is – this is fun.

01:09:22.300 I like this.

01:09:23.220 It's in the middle of my work day.

01:09:24.260 I told you all, like, I have – on this screen, I have, like, y'all.

01:09:27.580 And on this screen, I have work.

01:09:29.040 And I'm, like, every – if you see me, like, looking over here, it's because I'm just, like,

01:09:32.340 okay, I need to put in this lot line, and I do this –

01:09:35.020 Yeah, David, before I started the show with you, I had plans to start a show with Cole and Adam Nutter.

01:09:41.800 And let me tell you something. 0.90

01:09:42.780 Thank fucking God I didn't. 1.00

01:09:45.840 Cole is retarded. 1.00

01:09:47.200 He's retarded and useless. 1.00

01:09:49.140 What? 1.00

01:09:49.640 Oh, come on. 0.87

01:09:50.600 You are, Cole.

01:09:51.620 This is – yo, this –

01:09:52.360 I don't know. 0.98

01:09:52.760 He just laid out a fucking – a pretty compelling argument there for a second. 0.99

01:09:56.860 No, listen. 0.99

01:09:57.580 I love him.

01:09:58.460 I love Cole.

01:09:59.080 He re-read Terminator to us.

01:10:00.580 Yeah, he just re-read these days.

01:10:01.700 I just have random, like, random sci-fi movies over here, like, just all there, like – and

01:10:11.320 I just go through it.

01:10:11.900 I just read it. 0.99

01:10:12.560 And you're, like, holy shit, you're right. 0.98

01:10:16.160 But, no, Dave does so much work for the show also, like, just booking people and stuff like 0.99

01:10:20.240 that.

01:10:20.400 So I was, like, thank God.

01:10:21.720 But, anyway –

01:10:22.260 It's, like, I'm the on-screen talent, and that's what I – all I do. 0.99

01:10:27.160 And Top wants me to do this other shit. 0.94

01:10:29.260 And, like, I'm, like, man, like, dude, I got – 0.97

01:10:32.260 He doesn't make you do anything? 0.99

01:10:33.400 What the fuck, Top? 0.99

01:10:34.680 He literally does nothing. 1.00

01:10:36.100 I literally do nothing.

01:10:36.960 I do nothing.

01:10:37.760 Like, I do the Instagram, and that's mostly just me checking my DMs. 0.99

01:10:41.560 I need to pull his fucking teeth to get him to do an Instagram for the show. 0.99

01:10:45.120 He's on Instagram all day. 0.99

01:10:46.520 I was, like, why don't you just – why don't you just go on the show Instagram?

01:10:49.460 He's, like, I can't do it, man.

01:10:50.840 I have to press the button in the corner twice.

01:10:52.540 I have to press the button and change. 0.98

01:10:54.580 I need AI to help me fucking create descriptions and shit for the show 0.99

01:10:59.200 because you got to do it on fucking Rumble. 0.99

01:11:00.660 You got to do it on Spotify. 0.99

01:11:01.560 You got to do it on YouTube. 1.00

01:11:02.440 You got to do all this fucking shit. 1.00

01:11:03.340 Check out the description for the show. 1.00

01:11:04.680 I did an AI description for the show.

01:11:06.240 It's completely demonic.

01:11:07.300 So go check that out.

01:11:08.200 Like, subscribe.

01:11:09.240 But, listen, for real, I do got to get out of here because my wife is going to kill me. 0.99

01:11:12.400 Cole, you end the stream.

01:11:14.280 Can you do that?

01:11:14.880 All right, see you, brothers.

01:11:15.340 Can you do it?

01:11:15.780 I'm going to play the outro, and then you end the screen, all right?

01:11:18.200 I got you. 0.98

01:11:19.220 My nigga.

01:11:19.940 See you later. 0.89

01:11:20.480 The greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is an oblong box in the corner of the room.

01:11:26.740 It is constantly telling us what to believe is real.

01:11:30.480 If you can persuade them that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see,

01:11:35.600 you got them.

01:11:36.840 Because they'll laugh in the face of an explanation that portrays the bigger picture of what's happening.

01:11:43.740 And they have.

Nephilim Death Squad - November 10, 2023

Neph 2 America - feat Towergang Cole & Cousin Dave

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