Neph 2 America Vol.9
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 10 minutes
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174.97961
Summary
In this episode, Top Lobster's cousin, Uppercrustacean, joins the show to talk about what it's like to grow a beard, and why he cut his hair short. Also, we talk about how the government is trying to make us hard to be slaves.
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News readers, politicians, teachers, lecturers.
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We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.
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The chasm between what we're told is going on and what's really going on is absolutely huge.
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It's like we all know it's going down, but no one's saying shit, what happened to the home of the brave?
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These motherfuckers are controlling this now, and no one's talking about how they made us hard to be slaves.
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And everybody's just walking around, heading to clouds, I want to wake you to a dead in the grave.
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By the end it's too late, we need to be ready to raise up.
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Only some are aware that the government releasing points.
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This is Top Lobster's cousin, upper crustacean.
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You cut all your hair off and your beard, and now you look like a naked young man.
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We've been in Georgia the weekend, and I've had some bad influences rubbing off on me, and now I just want to be cozy.
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I decided one day the hair isn't cozy, so I cut it off.
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And now I'm panicking to grow it back because nobody seems to like the short hair.
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I had, like, flowing locks at the inception of this show.
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And then I was like, this is fucking too much maintenance.
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We've been, like, submitted to Clint, who doesn't wake up until fucking 2 o'clock in the afternoon every single day.
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He doesn't do anything that he doesn't want to do.
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What he did, though, is he said, well, hey, did you notice I had the decency to not start eating my takeout burrito until I placed my order?
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And then he fucking ate his burrito and his order on top of it, which I guess Nephilim giants need a shit ton of calories.
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But we've been around, like, bad influences all weekend.
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Like, the lady, this poor lesbian lady was looking at him.
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And he was like, yeah, let me get the eggs, whatever.
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And then he goes and just pulls out this thing and just right in front of her face opens it and just takes a bite.
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Just dick bouncing around in the most loose-fitting and thinnest material sweatpants I've ever seen.
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Can I just say that I felt like that fucking lady was overbearing his shit at that restaurant?
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Like, she just could not stop checking in on us.
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I had only drank about, like, a quarter of a cup at a time.
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I heard, like, pardon my reach, like, 16 fucking times at that experience.
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We were saying faggot a lot, and I feel like that kept drawing her over.
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Like, someone kept saying, oh, don't be a faggot.
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And every time she heard the word, she probably just, like, meandered over.
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Dude, it was like, there's a diminishing return on service.
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But the whole thing was, like, really interesting.
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So we go to this Libertarian convention in Georgia.
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And mind you guys, this is my first experience with anything of the Libertarian Party, outside
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of really, like, Tower Gang and maybe that experience that we had with Mark Clare.
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And everything that I've been led to believe about the experience was that it was going
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And then going there and actually having seen it for myself, it was, these people should
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But before we dig into it, I do want to say, I want to lay the foundation of, I had an excellent
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And it was so bizarre that I will never forget it.
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And my wife and I will look back on these memories fondly for the rest of our days, just
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But all in all, it was like a fucking freak show.
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Like, these were some of the most hideous and, what does he say, very short or very long
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Yeah, I would say that is pretty much what that was.
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It was like, I'm not going to have time when the Netflix return.
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But before I was really cutting it short and like really short, like buzz cut.
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And that was because I was like, I'm preparing for war.
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And then the war kind of never happened, I guess.
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Or it's going to happen, but it's going to be spiritual.
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So I'm like, well, I'm wasting, now I'm wasting time cutting my hair.
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But yes, David, what you don't understand about the Libertarian Party is that they are
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But then you see what they're doing and you're like, this is just sad.
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Like Toad went up there, he went up there and just abused lawyers, doctors, multimillionaires.
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The guy, the fat dude in the middle owned some porn website.
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But Toad abused the ponytail guy, the guy with the ponytail owned fucking.
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Yeah, he owned he looked like Penn Jillette and he owned several porn sites like, yeah,
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For those of you who don't know, Toad is running for presidential nominee at the Libertarian
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And, you know, of course, that means that there's going to be a debate, which is essentially
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And so that tower gang could also perform alongside Adam Nutter.
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And it was really strange from the jump because I kept asking you guys, I was like, do you
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guys have anything planned like for this event?
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Like you're going to a fucking venue and you're gonna go on stage, do tower gang after Toad does
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And you guys go, yeah, no, fucking we don't have it.
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That was the like even Clint Russell, who is a dude that you would expect has his shit
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I heard him ask you guys, like, what are we doing?
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Which is unbelievable that he would look at you and go, oh, we didn't answer.
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Adam stuck around for the live performance of tower gang.
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When it was over, he said, dude, guys, that was great.
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And then he got on stage as we walked out of the door.
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And we're like, actually, we're going to go to TJ Maxx.
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And then we just left and we went to TJ Maxx for like an hour and watched our wife shop.
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I assume it wasn't funny because that's what he does.
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Like once we got into Georgia, I got pulled over, got a crazy ticket.
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Someone in the Rumble chat says, did they ever upload the debate to the internet?
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No, because they don't have internet in Georgia, if you notice.
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I feel like I'm just being negative about the whole thing, right?
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We played Top's least favorite game in the history of games, which is Cards Against Humanity.
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It was so bad that it gave him a migraine and he had to get up and leave and go to sleep in the middle of it.
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Like the podcast that we did that you guys could not hear because the audio was so atrocious was fucking fun.
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And not for nothing, I feel like you and I can take six-hour drives and have a good time.
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Our wives may fucking hate it because they have to listen to our schizophrenic shit for, it's like Nephilim Death Squad for six hours.
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What I'm really glad about is not just being out of Georgia, which fucking thank God.
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I'm glad because we did this thing that was like comedy and tragedy, but it was like political.
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And what I really like to do is talk about conspiracy.
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We haven't talked about the supernatural at all.
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We even forgot to put Rife's dildo on the table because shit was just so wild.
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We were saying, um, uh, that the, oh, well, we didn't get to put up Matt Rife's, uh, taser
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dildo because the whole thing was like chaotic.
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Like we, we knew we were, what's, what's amazing is the energy that tower gang moves
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I get to go on stage for a little bit, but like, I'm like whipped up into this tornado
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And when I say tornado, what I really mean is the inability to plan a single fucking thing.
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Like, we don't know what's going to be said on stage.
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We're going to set it up, uh, and get it all done by like the fucking seat of our pants.
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And you know, you're going to, uh, have a debate, but nobody knows what they're going
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And we have no idea what we're going to do besides that.
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Oh, my wife kept asking me on the lead up to this.
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And I kept saying, baby, I have no fucking idea what's, what's going to happen at all.
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I just know at some point there's going to be a debate.
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And at some point we're going to be on stage and she's like, that's only, we're going to
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What are we going to do for the rest of the time?
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I don't, it's just, they're wild people and it's just like a weird, wild energy.
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And, uh, I feel like if we plan stuff, then shit will start going wrong.
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You can't plan what, whatever Toad did there, you can't plan.
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I mean, this guy went from full freak out mode.
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Like he's standing in the kitchen with his hand on his hip and he's bending his toes in
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And I'm looking at him, I'm going, this guy's going to fucking die up there.
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And he goes up there, kicks his shoes off, takes his socks off.
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And just, I can't wait for this video to come out.
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It's going to be, I don't, I don't even, I'm stunned still.
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I went up there thinking I would talk about one thing for the tower gang and completely
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was just thrown off because he just did, he did something that I, I don't even know.
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You just, I think it's kind of amazing because you're right.
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He was like freaking out before we ever got there.
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We're sitting at the house and he's complaining about like, oh, well, the Airbnb doesn't want
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You know, part of it was like, I was wearing leather shoes because I'm a fucking faggot.
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So if I took those bad boys off, I would have cleared that room out for sure.
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And I was like, I'm not taking these shoes off.
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He's got his hand on his hip and his little toe pointed on the ground.
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And I realized what really happened on that stage.
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Because guys, it wasn't just that he took his shoes off.
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You guys were really just training him on Tower Gang the whole time.
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I got to see the finished results of basically intense training for a libertarian presidential debate.
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And by training, I mean like verbal abuse and demoralization to the point where you guys created a monster who then got on stage, like you said, kicked his shoes off, pulled his socks off, sat on a stool in his bare feet, and called everybody in that room fucking retarded.
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But we did have some Nephilim desk watch shit that happened, right?
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Because we're playing Cards Against Humanity and Top's like, this is fucking gay.
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Where he looks like he's going to cry and it seems like his eyes are getting further apart and his mouth is very wet.
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It's kind of red around the eyes and it's like wet all around the mouth.
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And I don't know what that is, but he got into that mode.
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And he and I, we had been trying to get cigars for like the entire time.
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I got a bottle of Eagle Rare for those of you out there that know good whiskey.
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So after you left, we only played Cards Against Humanity for like 15 more minutes before we realized like this is gay.
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They're like, what's wrong with Cards Against Humanity?
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He said, why are we letting these cards try to get you to say something funny?
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You're literally in a room full of people who just say funny shit.
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Like it's so stupid because you're literally Cards Against Humanity is what you do with people who aren't funny.
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And it fucking augments them and makes them better.
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So we stopped shortly afterwards and we go downstairs and we start smoking cigars on the porch.
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And me and Cole get into this conversation, dude, for like, I don't know, until like 1.30 in the morning.
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We're just talking about the potential for, you know, entities to exist in a four-dimensional realm that puts them outside of the constraints of time.
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And so because what happens is Cole starts talking about, I don't know if you've ever had this existential crisis where you go, I'm going to die one day.
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And then like, let's say there is something else, right?
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This is before I was maybe keyed into the things that I'm into now, where I would just have this experimental idea playing in my head.
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And the idea of forever is like daunting, right?
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He's like, yeah, it's actually kind of horrifying, like to just think like I'm going to die and go to heaven and then I'm just going to live for all eternity.
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And I said, well, look, man, that's only scary in the sense of like, if we continue to experience time the way we are right now.
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We would go to some existence where like time is not what we think it is.
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And until we experience that, there's no amount of speculation as to what that would feel like.
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So we're in the backyard and we're smoking cigars.
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And eventually we have to come inside because it's too cold.
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And I start telling him about how my son, he, I always tried for a long time not to let him hear the shit that I was talking about.
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And he's going to have all kinds of, you know, delusions and sort of nightmares and shit.
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But one day I am going through, I log on to my YouTube on the TV.
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And he sees him and he goes, I've seen him before.
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So, you know, as a parent, you're like, how do I, how do I navigate this?
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Because I am very interested in hearing what you have to say, but I also don't want to feed into this.
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So I have to come at it with like very baseline energy.
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I can't go like, you know, I can't be reactive.
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I don't want to, I don't want to mislead him any kind of way.
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And he gets up and he points to the one with the hat man.
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And he goes, I, he used to be in the hallways of Aunt Margaret's house.
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We were like house sitting for her for like a couple of years, rent free.
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And, and he goes, I used to see him in the hallways at Aunt Margaret's house.
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It felt like belts were all over my body, keeping me on the bed.
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And he goes, so he's basically just described sleep paralysis to me.
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I go, my son said that sometimes he would look out the window next to his bed and the hat man would be standing in the driveway looking up at his bedroom window.
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And as soon as I said that, a pop happens on the stairwell.
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And the pop was as if somebody was standing on the step and it shifted and popped real loud.
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But I'm right there looking at it and there's nothing there.
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And Cole, at the same time, we're both like dogs.
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We hear the pop and we both go and turn our heads and just stare at it.
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And so as soon as that happens, I go, there's like a long pause.
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And then I go, we've talked too much about this.
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And he's like, yeah, we have talked too much about this.
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And just to wrap it all up, the next morning when we're all sitting there talking at the island in the kitchen,
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And in the peripheral of my eye, I see someone poke their head out from the hallway,
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I thought that that was when you were talking to him at night.
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No, that had happened, I would say, like, probably, I'm pretty sure you were there when I saw it.
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And yeah, and it's like, you know, I looked over and there's nothing there.
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But I saw a white face peek out from the top of the thing like that night.
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Hey, didn't you say you saw something like really tall and lanky at my house?
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I don't remember if I, what I saw at your house was like black or if it had color.
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But I saw something like moving across your front of the yard.
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Just like in any of the stupid, like spooky videos or movies, like sticks its face out from around the corner.
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And what I'm looking at, there's a light fixture there, but it's black.
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So I spend like, people are talking to me and I'm doing this.
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Like, oh, maybe it was just the light fixture or something.
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And so, and I know what I said there because Elizabeth saw me, Cole's wife, and was like, what the fuck are you looking at?
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But I mean, whatever it is, it's in that haunted house now, along with the fucking dog that showed up in the middle of the night, which is absolutely bizarre.
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But this whole weekend was some insane experience.
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Like in hindsight, I don't think I'll ever be able to get my wife to come with me to anything ever again.
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Like, especially that town that we went through, like we stopped at some KFC or maybe we were getting gas or something like that.
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And it's just like, I mean, people just, the black people just like fucking strewn in the streets.
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Last time I went to Jackal Island where the Federal Reserve was planned.
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Oh yeah, you said that fucking felt like low vibrational shit too.
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Every time I go to Georgia, it feels, it feels like that.
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But it makes sense why like the Walking Dead was taped there.
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Because it has that scene, it has that vibe to it.
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You know, it's like a, I don't know, just like a dead place vibe.
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Maybe it's just certain parts of Georgia, but I don't know.
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I mean, like, guys, when me and Top pulled up to, it was a KFC at first.
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Like, we literally had to leave that KFC and go someplace else because there was a couple
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of black guys just chilling outside of KFC that decided to stare at us as soon as we
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pulled in and then stared at us as we slowed down to like decide whether or not to go to
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the drive-thru or go inside and then stared at us as we backed into a parking spot and then
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continued to stare at us while we stared at them going, why won't they stop staring at
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It's to the point where it was like, are we going to get shot out here?
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And directly next to this KFC, there's a liquor store where there are several cop cars with
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Like, it was the whole place was fucking really bad.
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It's fun to be like, oh, black people, am I right?
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You know, but it's like, it's so much more than that.
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There's this demonic presence there that I mean, you were you were sharing some videos
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And I think Tony Merkel also shared he said, he said, whatever entities are in Hollywood
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are different than the entities that are in Philadelphia, but they're both self-destructive.
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And then it's just a video of these dudes cracked out.
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Like these, they're homeless or whatever, but they're, you can tell that they're being
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But in Philadelphia, it'll look a little different.
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But it's kind of like the same low vibrational entities, just a different one.
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You know, they have they have domain over that territory.
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Let's let's watch that video because I just sent it.
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That's a place that you get the impression, like you can look at it and go, yeah, this
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But it's also like, you know, a lot of drug addict shit, which is like, you know, kind
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I'm sorry I just I look at that Kensington and Camden
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like it's fucking funny especially with the music
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terrible if you were there seeing that you'd be like holy
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like what the fuck and he's got blood all over his shirt
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like them coming out of the ground and showing up
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in like a physical form right that shit is like
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like that last lady she was doing a little shuffle
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the greatest hypnotist on planet earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room it is constantly telling us what to believe is real you can persuade you that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see because they'll laugh in the face of an explanation that portrays the bigger picture of what's happening and they have