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00:03:44.420 We are being hypnotized by people like this.

00:03:51.600 News readers, politicians, teachers, lecturers.

00:03:56.560 We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.

00:04:05.000 The chasm between what we're told is going on and what's really going on is absolutely true. 0.87

00:04:10.660 Oh, yeah, dude.

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00:04:29.460 But then it's too late, we need to be ready to raise up.

00:04:32.260 Welcome to the end of day.

00:04:34.020 Everybody is slaved.

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00:04:45.260 Welcome back, guys, to Nephilim Death Squad. 0.95

00:04:48.840 Actually, I'm sorry.

00:04:49.540 It's Neph to America. 0.96

00:04:50.620 We fucked up already.

00:04:51.580 Straight from the jump.

00:04:52.560 I'm David Lee Corbo, a.k.a.

00:04:54.220 The Raven.

00:04:54.860 That's Top Lobster. 0.96

00:04:56.040 And joining us today is the very popular African-American MMA fighter, protector of children,

00:05:01.340 and slayer of pedophiles, Jimmy Kimmel's arch nemesis, King Bao.

00:05:06.400 What's up, man?

00:05:07.120 What are you doing?

00:05:07.540 We're always going to join us, but it's actually Cole from Tower Gang.

00:05:11.120 Wait, I'm a replacement?

00:05:13.180 Fuck you, Tom.

00:05:15.100 Oh, fuck you, man.

00:05:16.980 I thought y'all just wanted like me and wanted me.

00:05:19.440 Fuck y'all.

00:05:22.860 I'm a fucking...

00:05:24.340 God damn it.

00:05:25.860 If we wanted to...

00:05:27.340 We're replacements, because what happened was we were supposed to have King Bao,

00:05:31.220 but then he found somebody cooler than us to replace us.

00:05:34.800 He was going on the Stu Peters show, and so he actually had to back out on us.

00:05:40.240 Stu Peters is not cooler than y'all.

00:05:41.980 He's a fucking boomer.

00:05:43.140 I don't give a shit what y'all say.

00:05:44.060 Well, you know what he was going to do?

00:05:45.140 He was actually going to go and mediate a fucking debate between Dom Lucre and Stu Peters.

00:05:52.500 But for whatever reason, I just fell through.

00:05:55.600 That was going to happen.

00:05:56.900 But I was asking him about it, and I don't know how much I can say.

00:05:59.880 I don't fucking care.

00:06:00.800 You see what's going on here, though?

00:06:02.620 Dude, and I like Stu Peters, too, but like, so...

00:06:05.880 He's jacking our shit.

00:06:07.520 No, yeah, that's what I mean.

00:06:08.660 Like, our boy Juan and them, they're like, they're kind of concerned about grifting.

00:06:12.640 And I'm like, yo, look at these motherfuckers grifting in your space. 1.00

00:06:15.440 That would be the most brain-dead debate I could imagine ever.

00:06:19.960 And then moderated by King Bao, it's like it's done on purpose to be entertainment retarded, right? 0.96

00:06:25.580 I don't even know...

00:06:26.940 Can Dom Lucre even debate?

00:06:28.540 I'm confused.

00:06:29.100 Does he just yell?

00:06:30.260 Like, I don't...

00:06:30.820 Honestly, the funny thing is I've never even taken it like any sort of entertainment or piece of media that Dom Lucre has ever put out.

00:06:38.740 I have never, ever, like, watched it, read it, looked at it.

00:06:42.980 The only thing I ever saw was when he said that Muslims cut the tips of, like, the tips of baby's penises.

00:06:48.800 I don't know if he was being just...

00:06:50.020 He's just retarded and actually thought that. 0.99

00:06:52.100 Or he was, like, being a troll.

00:06:53.220 Yeah, he was trying to get the...

00:06:56.220 He's trying to get the beauty noted.

00:06:57.060 Okay, I mean, yeah, which is funny.

00:06:59.360 But, like, that's a thing that's already been done.

00:07:01.020 Who was doing that pretty consistently?

00:07:03.380 Shit, they were...

00:07:04.660 Yeah, it was like Top Lobster.

00:07:07.220 Also, Alex from I Fight for Kids, another guy who's fighting on the behalf of children, you know, fucking getting pedophiles arrested.

00:07:15.260 He started going at...

00:07:45.240 I beat the fucking parents up and I take them.

00:07:47.340 No, you fight kids.

00:07:48.480 You just beat the shit out of children.

00:07:49.480 No, I want the kids.

00:07:51.640 It's a fight for them.

00:07:52.860 It's actually...

00:07:53.380 It's interesting watching David...

00:07:55.180 David's going to battle with black people over the internet video of the big... 1.00

00:07:59.140 He was probably 13, but he was a big fucking black kid. 1.00

00:08:02.200 He's, like, six foot two.

00:08:03.220 And he's just running down this white kid.

00:08:05.240 And the white kid's like...

00:08:06.360 And then he just slaps him.

00:08:08.480 Like, slaps him right into the concrete.

00:08:10.560 Oh, I think I've seen this video.

00:08:11.940 Is it an old video?

00:08:13.100 It's a great video.

00:08:13.640 It's an old video.

00:08:14.580 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:08:15.580 He beats the...

00:08:16.440 Because the kid said the N-word, didn't he?

00:08:18.620 So he says.

00:08:19.540 We don't know.

00:08:19.900 We have no fucking context for it.

00:08:21.400 I just know that it was an immaculate SWAT.

00:08:23.340 And this kid's fucking head, like, connected with the concrete in a magnificent way.

00:08:27.120 It was concrete.

00:08:28.040 His glasses fly.

00:08:29.440 That's such a great sound, too.

00:08:31.080 Like, kid's sound of a head bouncing off concrete.

00:08:33.980 It's like a...

00:08:34.340 That is a...

00:08:34.920 That is a...

00:08:35.500 Yeah.

00:08:37.700 It's that wet, dude.

00:08:39.300 The discussion here is, like, all the black people in there, King Bao, he's...

00:08:42.540 I've seen your comments in there.

00:08:43.720 They're like, this kid deserved it, man.

00:08:45.560 He said these words.

00:08:47.000 And then, like, the white people are like, we just don't have to live like this. 0.67

00:08:50.560 Like, do we have to live like this anymore?

00:08:52.160 Like, that's, like, the conversation going on over there.

00:08:53.920 It's incredible to see.

00:08:55.440 It is the craziest thing where black people are like, he said the words.

00:08:58.180 That means I get to beat the fuck out of them.

00:09:00.240 Like, that's like...

00:09:00.680 It's like, uh, words are violence.

00:09:02.840 Therefore, it's the craziest...

00:09:04.000 This guy, one guy rationally explained.

00:09:05.940 He was like, listen, man.

00:09:06.800 He's like, I know that kid's seven, and I know this kid's 35.

00:09:09.940 And it's, you know, he did run him down, and he just fucking, like, Dikembe Mutombo slapped his head into the concrete.

00:09:16.660 Okay?

00:09:17.060 He spiked his head like fucking Clint.

00:09:18.920 Clint, you know, Clint's like, I could spike the fuck out of a volleyball.

00:09:21.680 Maybe when you were 20, Clint.

00:09:23.000 But that's how he spiked this fucking kid's head, right into the concrete.

00:09:25.720 And then I got somebody, I'm dealing with an adult, and he's saying, listen, man.

00:09:29.760 You know he said that word, right?

00:09:31.560 That couple of letters.

00:09:32.700 I like how they say that to us, too.

00:09:34.080 It's like, wait, wait.

00:09:34.940 You know he said the word, right?

00:09:37.640 Like, what don't you want to say?

00:09:38.780 It's like, where's the disconnect?

00:09:40.300 Y'all heard the word, too, right?

00:09:42.040 And then when you don't get it, they'd be like, oh, so you're implying that you say the word?

00:09:46.160 And then it's like, maybe I'll punch you, too.

00:09:47.960 And I was like, yo, you haven't...

00:09:49.260 Yeah, dude.

00:09:49.860 You don't watch Tower Gang.

00:09:50.820 It's crazy because, like, the N-word is the opposite of what a safe word is for, like, in, like, domination.

00:09:57.020 Like, it's like the...

00:09:58.160 It's literally...

00:09:58.920 It's like the trigger.

00:09:59.840 It's like the...

00:10:00.700 It's like the safe word.

00:10:01.360 It's like, stop.

00:10:02.080 Like, whatever.

00:10:02.760 But the N-word is, like, go for them.

00:10:04.860 It's just like, all right.

00:10:05.860 It is, like, go time.

00:10:06.900 It is true.

00:10:07.840 Is there a word?

00:10:09.140 Is there a word for that for a dominatrix? 1.00

00:10:11.240 Like, where if you wanted her to turn up the heat?

00:10:12.980 Oh, it's a safe word. 0.98

00:10:13.940 Oh, to turn up the heat.

00:10:15.740 Oh.

00:10:17.140 It's harder.

00:10:18.180 Yeah, it's just, like...

00:10:19.900 It's just harder.

00:10:21.040 That's the fucking...

00:10:21.700 They're like, yeah, this one you could use, like, a regular English word for.

00:10:24.220 Honestly, it's just...

00:10:25.460 At that point, it's just, like, you would just, like, not berate, but be like, really?

00:10:29.860 Like, did you ever...

00:10:31.620 Did you all get spanked as kids?

00:10:34.320 Not by a dominatrix.

00:10:35.840 No, but, like, just as from, like, your parents.

00:10:38.440 Did your parents spank you at all?

00:10:40.360 No, no.

00:10:40.860 My mom was a single mom. 0.69

00:10:43.080 It wasn't, like, holding down and being like, spank, spank.

00:10:45.920 Like, I would just get hit with a belt.

00:10:47.400 Like, I'd be getting chased, like...

00:10:48.680 Oh, okay, so, like...

00:10:50.340 Because I was going to ask, like, did you ever be like...

00:10:52.700 Did they ever hit you?

00:10:53.880 And they'd be like...

00:10:54.540 You'd be like, that didn't hurt.

00:10:56.200 Like, that's what it's going to be like whenever dominatrix, like, they hit you and be like... 1.00

00:11:00.740 Here's a funny story.

00:11:02.320 You guys know my mom, but when I was younger...

00:11:04.520 She's one of those big old fat titties. 1.00

00:11:06.400 Just fucking...

00:11:07.000 Knock your ass out. 0.50

00:11:09.880 You know that lady that crushes the soda can? 1.00

00:11:12.200 Just fucking...

00:11:13.040 Just tops head.

00:11:14.400 He just fucking...

00:11:15.680 Interesting.

00:11:16.960 Made the same sound as that white kid's head off the pavement. 0.75

00:11:19.140 But, no, it would be like...

00:11:20.600 I would talk shit to her and, like, do it in a funny way, like how I do, like, normally now.

00:11:25.140 And it got to the point where she would hit me and I'd laugh.

00:11:29.140 And then even with the belt, she'd hit me because, like, I was, like, at the point, I was like, I'm kind of too big for that.

00:11:34.240 So, then it got to the point where it's like, now she's chasing me and I'm, like, around the table, like this side.

00:11:38.820 And she can't get me.

00:11:39.540 So, she just starts throwing shit at me. 1.00

00:11:41.680 Like, the table's filled with groceries and stuff like that.

00:11:43.920 And she's throwing, like, shampoo bottles.

00:11:45.860 I'm catching them, though, because I'm a baseball player.

00:11:47.640 So, I'm catching them.

00:11:48.340 I'm putting them down.

00:11:51.140 And then all of a sudden, dude, I see, like, out of my peripheral, a knife come.

00:11:54.680 I said, whoa.

00:11:55.720 No fucking way.

00:11:56.680 Sweet to God.

00:11:57.300 It hit the wall.

00:11:58.080 Bling.

00:11:58.520 And I'm like, really?

00:12:00.500 And she's like, I'm sorry.

00:12:01.460 I'm like, she's kidding.

00:12:03.660 I can't even imagine that's the frustration.

00:12:06.040 That's why she's got to sneak up on you. 1.00

00:12:07.280 Like, when my kid gets to that age where I can't, like, fuck him up anymore, I'm losing pace, right?

00:12:11.180 He's getting strong.

00:12:12.340 I'm just going to fuck him up in his sleep.

00:12:14.220 I'm just going to go.

00:12:14.720 My mom straight up.

00:12:15.820 Remember fucking last week, dude?

00:12:18.540 My mom did straight up hit me with a right hook one time. 1.00

00:12:21.500 Just straight up fucking, like, right at me.

00:12:23.580 I wish you had hit that dog with a right hook. 0.76

00:12:24.920 I know.

00:12:25.500 Fucking hell.

00:12:27.100 Jesus Christ.

00:12:27.460 You don't got any fucking antipree?

00:12:28.940 Hey, shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:12:30.200 She did?

00:12:30.600 Did she draw it?

00:12:31.220 She drawed you?

00:12:32.260 Was it for killing those dogs?

00:12:32.560 Dude, like, she caught me watching porn, and my mom hates porn. 1.00

00:12:37.260 From behind?

00:12:37.920 Like, she punch your face. 1.00

00:12:38.960 No, no, no.

00:12:39.540 I was in my room, and she just, like, she was like, you can't just, bam.

00:12:43.860 And my dad was like, no, no, no, no, no.

00:12:45.360 You can't do that.

00:12:46.280 Like, what's that?

00:12:47.880 No, no, no.

00:12:48.360 This was like, no, no, no.

00:12:49.360 Like, no, no.

00:12:50.220 This was like, I had already watched the porn.

00:12:52.040 They just found, like, the history.

00:12:53.140 And so she was, like, really upset about it.

00:12:54.340 Oh.

00:12:54.980 They just found the sock.

00:12:55.900 No, no, I never used a sock.

00:12:58.480 I'd always thought that was, I was, I don't know what y'all used.

00:13:01.680 I, at some point, I was just like, I would just not.

00:13:04.200 This is next to America, people.

00:13:05.460 We're doing some kind of conspiracy.

00:13:07.820 At some point.

00:13:08.860 I don't know about how y'all would do it, but I did that one.

00:13:11.460 Like, I never used, like, a sock.

00:13:13.100 I never used, like, tissues.

00:13:13.960 I would just nut on my tummy, just pull my underwear up, and just scrape it down, and

00:13:18.360 then just fall asleep.

00:13:19.640 Like, in the next one.

00:13:21.660 With your underwear?

00:13:23.240 Yeah.

00:13:23.720 Just like the waistband.

00:13:25.240 So they would be all yellow.

00:13:26.940 They would be crusted, like, yellow.

00:13:29.000 Yeah, but I would wash them.

00:13:30.440 I'm not keeping, like, I would get them, I would wash them almost immediately.

00:13:33.620 It doesn't come out.

00:13:34.000 And I did my own laundry, so, like, my parents never would find out.

00:13:37.620 Holy shit.

00:13:39.400 That's incredible.

00:13:40.800 I don't think that comes out, dude.

00:13:41.340 Is that better?

00:13:41.740 Is that worse than a sock that you just keep using over and over again?

00:13:45.880 Well, who said use it over and over again?

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00:14:13.340 Also, I'd use paper towels.

00:14:16.720 My mom would buy a 12-pack, and she'd wonder why there was always one missing.

00:14:20.380 I know I bought fucking 12 holes in my room.

00:14:23.400 In between the bed, like the bed frame and the wall is like a piece, like a little, like...

00:14:28.700 And honestly, what you can do is you can stick, like, use the paper roll towel as, like, the thing where you put the, like, two sponges in there

00:14:37.900 and wrap it over with, like, a glove.

00:14:41.900 And so you can fuck that, like a pocket pussy, then just pull the pocket pussy out, and now you've got your cleanup right there. 1.00

00:14:47.080 I never understood a pocket pussy. 1.00

00:14:48.540 That seems like a lot.

00:14:49.580 That seems like a monetary investment I'm not ready to make.

00:14:51.840 It's like, my hand is free.

00:14:53.480 Why am I going to pay for this thing?

00:14:54.520 No, no, because that's what I said with the, that's the homemade pocket pussy, where you just use two, like, sponges. 1.00

00:15:01.540 You don't need to bring fucking engineering into this shit, dude.

00:15:03.960 Like, there's no reason to fucking...

00:15:05.120 He was just detailing.

00:15:06.620 He's like, there's three things I'm good at.

00:15:08.300 Having sex, engineering, and I forgot about the third one.

00:15:12.860 Making pocket pussy. 1.00

00:15:14.740 Making pocket pussy, that was it. 1.00

00:15:16.320 Let's go to the actual fucking conspiracy theories, which is not even really a conspiracy theory.

00:15:21.060 We're in the middle of something really strange.

00:15:22.740 This actually happened, like, in between Tinfoil Hat and Tower Gang last night, where before we started Tower Gang, I looked over and I was like, oh, that's interesting.

00:15:31.840 It looks like Texas is kind of moving in a direction where it's saying, fuck the federal government.

00:15:37.480 And also, DeSantis proclaimed that Florida had its back.

00:15:43.020 And so now, all of a sudden, we have this interesting thing happening where it's like, I don't know how many states now.

00:15:47.960 Last I checked, it was eight.

00:15:49.220 It's probably more than that.

00:15:50.960 Have all decided to, like, proclaim their support for Texas, which is to say, if it comes down to the states versus the federal government, we're on the side of the states now.

00:16:02.560 Where do you live, Cole?

00:16:04.660 In the south, yeah.

00:16:05.920 He's in Alabama.

00:16:06.740 Okay.

00:16:06.940 So I guess he's part of our federation.

00:16:08.480 It's interesting that—

00:16:09.440 Actually, I don't think they've came out in support of Texas yet.

00:16:13.800 I would have imagined they'd have been, like, real quick to.

00:16:15.840 No.

00:16:16.460 Well, the map is kind of constantly updating.

00:16:18.960 But the last map I saw, they had not—I think Governor Kay Ivey's a little bitch. 1.00

00:16:24.360 So—

00:16:24.840 Yeah, but the sentiment of the people, though, they support it.

00:16:28.400 It's interesting, though, that this happened after DeSantis, like, almost immediately after he said that he's not running for president anymore.

00:16:36.600 Because if he is running for president, he's not going to—I don't think he would have said anything.

00:16:42.160 Because I'm running for the federal government.

00:16:44.140 And then he'll be like, fuck the federal government from, like, Florida.

00:16:48.080 Like, you can't—he couldn't play that role.

00:16:50.640 But now he can again.

00:16:51.680 So now they're setting him back up nice and easy to come back in as, like—

00:16:55.140 Because he embarrassed the shit out of himself with this whole thing against Trump.

00:16:58.100 He'd look like a faggot for, like, a full year. 1.00

00:17:00.300 Have you seen all the memes about him actually being able to put his heels back on the ground now?

00:17:05.520 Like, where he's, like, he's been setting up, like, Barbie.

00:17:08.100 So he can finally relax and just let those heels get down.

00:17:12.300 You know what's really interesting is—

00:17:13.700 His caps are just fucking shredded.

00:17:14.620 Yeah.

00:17:15.680 Not only is this after DeSantis stops running for president or, you know, bows out.

00:17:20.760 But this is also right after the—we had that weird movie.

00:17:25.900 Oh, the Civil War movie.

00:17:27.060 Is it called?

00:17:27.460 Well, there was one movie before that, the Obama propaganda film, Leave the World Behind, right?

00:17:31.860 And that was, like, really kind of jarring.

00:17:34.140 And then right after that, they were like, hey, how about this preview for a movie that, like, would accurately lay out what a civil war in America would be like?

00:17:41.660 And it was, like, you know, when the guy's going, he's like, don't shoot.

00:17:44.700 I'm an American.

00:17:45.560 And fucking Meth Damon, the guy that plays a homeboy from Breaking Bad, is like, what kind of American?

00:17:50.980 And it was like, oh, shit, man.

00:17:52.600 And you saw the state lines where it was, like, California and—

00:17:55.440 Well, it was like California and Texas were together, which I was like, eh.

00:17:59.180 I don't know.

00:17:59.800 I mean, crazy things have happened, but—

00:18:01.320 Oh, and Benjamin—oh, and Benjamin has been on this, like, this same thing, right?

00:18:05.040 Like, it seems like this topic—secession was a year or two years ago.

00:18:09.840 Remember that was, like, a whole big thing?

00:18:11.180 Yeah.

00:18:11.440 And then nobody fucking talked about it.

00:18:12.380 Yeah, or Michael Malice, whatever, yeah.

00:18:13.440 All of a sudden, Owen Benjamin starts arguing with anarchists and basically along the lines of, like, nationalism versus no government.

00:18:22.060 And then you have—Owen Benjamin's argument is sort of like, he's like, listen, man, in the end, he's like, these guys, like, they create this thing, you know, this thing that we operate under.

00:18:32.720 They kind of suck, but, like, you don't want to fuck with them so that they're going to come and kill you.

00:18:37.720 And now we have the same exact example with Texas.

00:18:40.100 So it's like that argument was presented as a meme sort of with this fucking Indian guy, and now it's turned into, like, oh, okay, we're going to do this?

00:18:48.220 Like, you guys are ready to fucking do this now?

00:18:50.320 And we all knew that Texas was going to be the spot, right?

00:18:53.220 Like, that wasn't—like, we all knew that they're going to be the ones that are going to be like, no, fuck you, like, this is our state.

00:18:59.100 Like, the funny thing is that it's over, like, fucking illegal aliens, too.

00:19:02.980 That's literally what it is, like, the thing that the federal government is like, we're going to bring in illegal.

00:19:07.660 And Texas is like, no, you're fucking not.

00:19:09.820 Not at this.

00:19:10.920 It's crazy.

00:19:12.080 We're talking about this.

00:19:13.280 It's like, oh, they're going to fucking rebuild the razor wire and whether or not, like, Texas is going to go in the face of the federal government.

00:19:20.180 But nobody's really talking about the fact that, like, the federal government, they have a vested interest in keeping this open and allowing illegals to continue flooding over the border.

00:19:28.920 It makes no sense.

00:19:30.280 It makes no sense except for the context of, like, they're purposely trying to destroy the entire fucking country.

00:19:34.780 It's also just like.

00:19:37.000 What other context?

00:19:38.160 It's not necessarily that they want to destroy the country.

00:19:41.000 I mean, I guess so.

00:19:42.340 There's some fucking lizard people up there. 1.00

00:19:43.880 Yeah, 100% they're just trying to.

00:19:45.020 But, like, to me, I feel like the people that are actually, like, the human beings that are in there are thinking, how can we, there's no, we're losing votes.

00:19:54.740 Just 100, like, we're losing votes.

00:19:57.160 The only way to get votes is either, one, to rig an election, like, which, I mean, they have the power to do.

00:20:02.180 It's not like they can't do that.

00:20:03.460 It's very easy.

00:20:04.840 Or, okay, very good.

00:20:06.720 Or, two, it's just like you just get a lot more voters.

00:20:10.140 And I was like, okay, well, then you just bring people in.

00:20:12.240 I don't think it's just about votes.

00:20:13.640 I'm going to go, like, I'm going to jump the conspiracy.

00:20:15.980 I'm going to fucking skip that stone real quick.

00:20:18.020 It's about, like, importing an entire army.

00:20:20.860 Right?

00:20:21.060 Yeah, that's true, too.

00:20:21.880 Because they've already said, like, because, like, the, they've already been reports of, like, the white men are not signing up for the military, like, anymore.

00:20:29.520 Or, like, or very little.

00:20:31.520 They're signing up for the military.

00:20:32.900 Makes me feel bad, Dr. Phil.

00:20:34.660 Makes me feel anxious.

00:20:36.160 Makes me feel, uh, very good.

00:20:37.980 I'm thrown into chaos about the nature of our future.

00:20:41.480 And they've already said, they've already said they're, like, listen, uh, we will grant you citizens.

00:20:47.140 They've thought about granting citizenship to people that will join the military and fight.

00:20:52.840 And they're, like, that is.

00:20:54.680 They're granting them what, Cole?

00:20:56.640 Um, uh, citizenship.

00:20:59.040 Okay, you got it this time.

00:21:00.260 Citizens.

00:21:01.340 Oh, at least I'm not saying fucking drawings.

00:21:03.660 Come on, man.

00:21:04.320 You know what I'm saying.

00:21:04.840 You fucking, you and fucking drawings. 1.00

00:21:06.600 It's, I got some drawings to do.

00:21:09.620 He says it's on.

00:21:10.860 It's on and doing drawings of my aunt.

00:21:14.140 You know, I used to.

00:21:15.680 It's such conservative people, like, like, white people shit, where you're, like, they're sitting by and they're, like, we're gonna, we'll tolerate some of this.

00:21:22.860 You know, but, like, basically facilitating the, the marching through their border of a foreign army that will fight you.

00:21:30.580 Like, when, when, when it comes down to, like, all right, who's gonna, who's really gonna go to Texas and fight Texas?

00:21:35.300 Like, that's part of us.

00:21:36.620 This is America, right?

00:21:37.980 No, it's, it's so perfect.

00:21:39.280 But you think about it, like, I used to think about it on, like, the individual.

00:21:42.900 Now I'm thinking about, like, oh, no, that's for the states.

00:21:45.260 They knew that, like, they knew that they were gonna try to break something up.

00:21:48.980 I don't even, I don't know what the hell's gonna go on, but they have, they're gonna have the manpower pretty soon to make it actually bloody.

00:21:54.960 Wait, what, what was the tipping point of this whole thing where it started at, like, because, like, obviously.

00:21:59.900 They were cutting, they, they, they passed some kind of law or executive order where they can just go and have the National Guard cut the, like, the barbed wire.

00:22:08.920 It's bullshit.

00:22:09.620 It's a bullshit fence.

00:22:10.500 But it's, like, it's so symbolic where it's, like, it's almost like cutting the ribbon, right?

00:22:14.640 Like, oh, we're gonna fucking cut this ribbon.

00:22:16.100 Listen, these guys are going under the walls.

00:22:17.900 They fucking, they, they welded some of the beams off and they squeezed through the big things.

00:22:21.760 Welded it fucking open.

00:22:22.860 Yeah.

00:22:23.320 Yeah, they opened the gate and they welded it open.

00:22:25.680 Fucking insane.

00:22:26.200 Basically, it was, like, Texas was, like, hey, we're good as long as they have some, they have to work to get in here.

00:22:32.040 But if the federal government is, like, we don't want them to work, we're just gonna let them, just let them pour in no, like.

00:22:38.260 It's a level, it's a level of disrespect, whereas before it was, like, they're, like, oh, you know, we're doing our best to secure it.

00:22:44.800 And we're letting them in, but it's making sense.

00:22:47.040 Now the government is telling them, like, no, like, like, literally, like, a grand opening.

00:22:51.320 You know, you cut the ribbon and they're, they have National Guard cutting razor wire that otherwise you put a jacket over.

00:22:57.560 It was, like, this high and then you fucking climb over.

00:22:59.880 It makes no sense.

00:23:00.480 I guess it's also kind of, like, it's, like, there's, like, a water valve of, like, illegal items coming in.

00:23:04.320 And, like, they had, like, turned it just slightly closed and they're, like, okay, it's, they're coming in, but they're, it's, it's kind of, we can kind of a little bit control the flow of people coming in.

00:23:14.020 And the federal government's, like, no, no, open the taps all the way up and just let them, like, there's no, there's nothing stopping.

00:23:20.620 There's no bumps in the road for them.

00:23:22.460 Honestly, pave a road from fucking, which is the, the craziest thing is that these aren't just necessarily Mexicans or South Americans coming in. 1.00

00:23:30.960 The weirdest part is whenever you see, like, a lot of, like, Africans and, like, Middle East, Muslims, Muslims. 1.00

00:23:38.340 And they're, like, what the fuck?

00:23:40.040 There was a video of it.

00:23:40.920 That terrorist.

00:23:41.640 Yeah, that terrorist that they just released from prison who is now coming back over the southern border.

00:23:45.740 And it was, like, the guy was going around with his camera to show you, like, look how crazy it is.

00:23:50.060 Look at all these migrants coming over the southern border. 1.00

00:23:51.880 And he gets into it with this one tall skinny Muslim dude. 0.99

00:23:54.680 Yeah.

00:23:54.840 And the guy is, like, you're going to know who I am soon.

00:23:57.500 You're going to know who I am.

00:23:58.640 Somebody caught his fucking face, did a bunch of research, and ended up finding out that he was a convicted terrorist and that now he's sneaking in through the southern border.

00:24:08.340 When I came from Puerto Rico, that's what, I mean, it's an exact video of me saying, I'm like, you're going to know who I am soon.

00:24:15.040 They put him on a watch list.

00:24:16.680 As he came on the boat.

00:24:18.280 There was also that one video.

00:24:20.500 I have this clip.

00:24:21.620 I'm going to fucking share it because we're talking about, like, okay, there's this potential to create an army, a military based out of all these migrants, right? 0.86

00:24:34.120 And do we have it pulled up?

00:24:36.660 Do you also think that maybe just the Jews really want some more work done for their tunnels and they just really need the manpower? 1.00

00:24:42.860 Very much so.

00:24:44.200 What is this?

00:24:44.620 Is this on screen?

00:24:45.320 I can't see.

00:24:46.200 It's on screen.

00:24:46.900 Okay, so check this out.

00:24:47.840 This is a really old video used to scare the shit out of me.

00:24:50.300 We'll talk about it after.

00:24:51.120 It's a short one, but I'm going to go ahead and play it.

00:24:52.420 Wait, wait, can I just really make fun of the title real quick?

00:24:55.120 MTV Think Holocaust Happened to People Like Us.

00:24:58.160 Dude, I saw this when I was a kid and I was really high and I was a conspiracy theorist and I already thought we were going to get taken to FEMA camps and I saw this.

00:25:10.020 So here we go.

00:25:15.680 This is a real commercial that aired.

00:25:18.720 Good white family. 0.75

00:25:19.640 Good white family. 0.75

00:25:19.760 Good white family. 0.75

00:25:23.640 Wow, that was on MTV.

00:25:42.580 Dude, I'm telling you, that was on fucking MTV.

00:25:45.480 So, all right.

00:25:46.740 So basically, when I was a kid, I was always afraid that one day there's a second one, too.

00:25:51.360 I'm not going to look up the second one, but the audience can find you.

00:25:53.380 You go to Think MTV Holocaust and you'll find the second one.

00:25:56.120 They're on a subway and there's like attack dogs and shit.

00:25:58.640 So when I was a kid, I would see this, right?

00:26:01.180 And I'd go like, I'm fucking super high and I'm freaking out about all kinds of conspiracy theories.

00:26:04.880 And I'm convinced that one day the military is going to round us all up and they're going to put us in FEMA camps that are actually like Walmarts that they shut down and converted into FEMA camps.

00:26:12.720 And so this is like my big fear for the longest time.

00:26:15.460 And as I got older, I started to realize, like, you're not going to get our military to just round us all up and throw us in camps.

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00:26:50.060 And then COVID happened and I was like, well, maybe you can get them to do like a lot of things.

00:26:55.800 Like the government couldn't force you to do a lot of shit that I kind of like calmed myself into not believing anymore.

00:27:01.820 And now with the idea that a giant portion of the military is going to be migrants who a lot of them are, you know, fighting age males who actually hate America. 0.80

00:27:15.200 I can I can see this happening now.

00:27:17.700 Like now I can see it happening.

00:27:18.860 Now I can see if we have a revisit where it's, you know, disease X, right?

00:27:24.820 And you didn't get your fucking vaccination and they want to round up all the non-vaccinated people, just like that rhetoric was around during the whole COVID thing.

00:27:33.400 I can see now the potential for a military force that would go around and kick your fucking door in and drag you off to a camp.

00:27:41.340 Look at what they did.

00:27:42.020 Like so this is 20 years old, this this commercial, but it's like skinheads running in there.

00:27:46.940 Right. So they're already painting that picture.

00:27:49.920 Right. Of like the white man.

00:27:53.740 Look, I mean, look at look at today.

00:27:55.240 If you look at the mainstream narrative, it's still exactly that guy.

00:27:58.600 They're like, yo, this guy is the one that's going to come and get you.

00:28:00.820 It's like, it's not that guy. It's fucking one.

00:28:02.740 You just let one on the border.

00:28:04.160 It is that guy, but he's just shaved his head because he's in the military and they're just like, it's just our military.

00:28:09.220 It's like it's just that's just the natural cut for just a military.

00:28:13.220 But it might not even be that.

00:28:14.980 I mean, it might really be all of these, you know, Honduran migrants.

00:28:20.960 A great amount of them are actually from Honduras.

00:28:25.000 I know there's a fair bit of Middle Eastern migrants that are coming over the southern border.

00:28:30.420 Chinese.

00:28:30.760 What the fuck is happening in South America and Central America to bring them up here? 0.99

00:28:35.960 I'm just I'm just legitimately not.

00:28:38.340 A lot of them are being told.

00:28:40.140 Well, yeah, besides the inflation.

00:28:41.840 But a lot of them are being told that they're being promised, essentially jobs and and, you know, shelter and things like that.

00:28:49.420 And then they're getting here and they're getting shipped off to different cities.

00:28:52.260 And then they're just going, oh, fuck, like this was not and then who's telling just like, but this is just like saying it's like just the men, too, because that's all you like.

00:28:59.680 You never see you like women and children. 1.00

00:29:01.420 It's like all men, too.

00:29:02.520 Like what the like usually you'd be like first and then they they send them they get them through once they're like the guy that did my house was a he was an immigrant from there. 0.80

00:29:10.760 But he would tell me the horror stories, dude, like he would go to the supermarket with like a book, a book bag filled with money and buy like bread and like, oh, yeah, because the inflation was so bad.

00:29:22.460 Yeah.

00:29:22.780 Yeah.

00:29:23.020 Like so he's like compared to here.

00:29:25.200 He's like, this is a crazy.

00:29:26.380 And the dude was an economist over there.

00:29:28.340 Go figure.

00:29:28.880 He's like, oh, wow.

00:29:29.600 I'm talking to him about.

00:29:32.060 It's the funniest thing.

00:29:33.300 It's tough as all these people that he meets that are just like laborers or empty MTA workers.

00:29:38.120 And there's like the guy that was in India and he was a fucking doctor or like a he's a pharmacist, a pharmacist over here.

00:29:44.920 It's like it's like it.

00:29:46.220 But it's true.

00:29:46.840 It's like even like the wealthy, like you would think upper class people in other countries, just not even close to like they couldn't make it here.

00:29:56.220 Like they're low class here.

00:29:57.400 But it's just like but I guess they say the standard of education is, yeah, drug and gang wars have also been like I did see that in Mexico.

00:30:05.620 It's really like basically the gangs or the cartel almost run Mexico.

00:30:10.740 He told me it would cost them parts of it to drive 30 miles.

00:30:14.220 It would cost them like one hundred dollars, not in gas.

00:30:16.900 That's like because you're getting to checkpoints and it's like either police or gangs.

00:30:21.260 And that's kind of like what it is, is like you want to go past here.

00:30:23.740 It's implied like this much.

00:30:25.640 So that's why they're running.

00:30:27.220 But then they're making America the same way. 0.76

00:30:30.080 America's full.

00:30:30.920 Right.

00:30:31.340 We're done.

00:30:31.940 And Marshall Banana actually said it's it's Colombians and Venezuelans.

00:30:35.840 Venezuelans is what I meant, not not Hondurans.

00:30:38.580 But yeah.

00:30:38.820 And then somebody brought up a good point.

00:30:40.880 Adriano said that the military is mostly a bunch of faggots now. 1.00

00:30:45.140 Like there's a lot of that weird shit where it's like predominantly women. 0.97

00:30:48.240 They're having issues where like people can't carry their rucksacks anymore.

00:30:52.060 So they can no longer meet the physical requirements that are necessary in order to pass to become enlisted.

00:30:58.880 And so instead of like going, well, you know, you're too much of a pussy. 0.99

00:31:02.300 Figure it out.

00:31:02.820 They're going, we're going to have to lower the standards significantly.

00:31:05.060 And then once you do that and you still can't pick up American citizens that are worth the shit.

00:31:09.800 Well, now you start just picking up these migrants, which is it's very easy to go. 1.00

00:31:13.620 You're like, listen, like their policies have given like their DEI requirements and their policies have given have weakened the military so much, which it could be like you as the conspiracy.

00:31:23.900 You can go like this was the plan.

00:31:25.540 It was weak in our military to a point where like everybody's like, we got to strengthen the military.

00:31:30.580 And they go, well, we have all these dudes that are all they're very strong.

00:31:34.900 They've been hardworking.

00:31:35.660 Like they're all like military age fit men.

00:31:39.340 We'll we'll let them in.

00:31:40.700 And that way we solve the migrant crisis because they're not in your streets anymore. 1.00

00:31:43.980 Now they're just in the army.

00:31:44.940 Now they're getting disciplined.

00:31:46.180 It's a very easy like if you wanted to plan on how to make the country accept, which maybe they're just like, we're not going to do this.

00:31:53.060 Like we're going to do this in the open and just tell them this is the solution to the migrant crisis.

00:31:57.660 You let them be in the military.

00:31:59.560 Now we have the boomers love it because they they want to get back to a Reagan era, strong U.S. military.

00:32:08.320 And they're afraid of war.

00:32:10.000 Yeah, it's a Trojan horse, though.

00:32:11.940 Yeah, it's 100 percent a Trojan horse.

00:32:13.620 But I'm saying that's what the boomers are like. 0.99

00:32:16.020 Great.

00:32:16.500 We've been wanting a stronger U.S. military since like Obama.

00:32:20.700 They'll just be like Obama, like reduce the military so much.

00:32:23.880 And now instead of having women and having all these like faggots in there, basically, we'll have, you know, strong military men. 1.00

00:32:30.680 But at the same time, it's just like, but now people have zero.

00:32:34.380 They have zero loyalty to this nation.

00:32:36.740 They don't care about us.

00:32:37.680 They're there for a paycheck.

00:32:38.920 They're there for.

00:32:39.600 And like they're there.

00:32:41.840 They're not.

00:32:42.360 They were.

00:32:42.740 They're not American. 1.00

00:32:43.740 They're there for the same exact reasons that that every every other military person is there for because they're like don't really have much else going on.

00:32:51.340 And this is going to provide for them, but they're not American. 1.00

00:32:54.680 That's the thing.

00:32:55.100 They just walked in.

00:32:55.960 So it's like I got no loyalty to like if I had that same deal.

00:33:00.540 Nothing.

00:33:01.300 Not the culture, not the heritage, nothing.

00:33:03.400 It's because it's not like it because it's not my like again, like you can have a military guy and it's like, OK, I'm here for a paycheck.

00:33:09.920 And at some point there is a limit to what that paycheck will like where someone say you give an order and they'll be like, this isn't worth the paycheck I'm getting.

00:33:17.300 And usually that order is turn your gun on your countrymen.

00:33:20.380 That usually is the line that within through history that has been outside of what you're indoctrinated about what America is about now, what America freedom and like you're protecting and hate us.

00:33:32.280 Yes.

00:33:32.560 And then like but the opposite of that is like where the thing is someone that never had grew up in America and they'd be like, they're not my neighbors.

00:33:40.020 My neighbors back in fucking Honduras.

00:33:41.800 I care about those guys.

00:33:42.880 I'm here.

00:33:43.460 My paycheck literally is my life.

00:33:45.700 That's all I care about.

00:33:46.620 See, you know how this is a Jewish plan because you could have done you could have turned the country on itself in a bunch of different ways and they've tried already. 0.99

00:33:55.800 But it's like it's fucking too expensive to like run this trillion dollar propaganda campaign.

00:34:01.220 We tried it with COVID.

00:34:02.420 It got rushed through.

00:34:03.380 All we did was get these freaks to mutate their DNA, but we could do it on the cheap.

00:34:08.800 And then they're like, oh, do it on the cheap.

00:34:10.380 How are you going to do it on the cheap?

00:34:11.280 Like, listen, man, we just fucking open the borders and we give these fucking spics a couple of meals. 1.00

00:34:16.900 But first, they had to make us gay. 0.99

00:34:19.300 They had to make us gay because they did. 1.00

00:34:21.560 I don't think that that's even really that big.

00:34:23.480 No, no, it is a very big deal because they had to they had to weaken the country enough to a point that they want guilty.

00:34:32.040 Make us feel empathetic.

00:34:33.220 Oh, no, I thought you feel like it was racist.

00:34:35.740 I'm talking about the army.

00:34:36.660 Like, I don't think the army is like like 40 percent gay retards. 1.00

00:34:41.040 I think that it's like those are the tick.

00:34:42.960 No, but no, maybe not the majority, but I'm saying they had psychology, though, like for the to see and be like, look at these fucking faggots in my army. 1.00

00:34:52.300 They had and then they accept this.

00:34:54.220 You know, they had to gayify the military in order to make it to like to make the other option look so great. 0.97

00:35:01.100 They had to make they had to give you like, here's a shit sandwich just so that the like the piss sandwich look better. 0.75

00:35:07.480 Like, that's all that's what they're trying to do here.

00:35:09.320 Like, they're not like and they knew they were like sandwiches.

00:35:12.120 One just has corn and peanuts in it and the other one's just straight shit.

00:35:14.880 You're like, well, and they're like, yeah, you're like, oh, the corn and peanuts is way better.

00:35:18.400 Yeah, you're right.

00:35:19.500 That's the South Park thing.

00:35:20.500 You know, they were ahead of their time.

00:35:21.480 You had the giant douche or turd sandwich.

00:35:24.340 And the turd sandwich, that's right.

00:35:26.140 Yeah.

00:35:26.460 And he's like, I don't want to vote for these.

00:35:27.780 I mean, even like the Simpsons when it was like the two aliens and they were like, but there's only two of us.

00:35:32.400 You have to vote for one.

00:35:33.200 And they're like, oh, that's true.

00:35:35.780 I was seeing these videos recently that were really disturbing where it was like this guy.

00:35:41.020 I'm pretty sure he's a black dude driving around Georgia and he's he's in his car with his cell phone.

00:35:45.380 He's like, I see these motherfuckers all the time. 1.00

00:35:47.240 I'm going to pull up and ask him.

00:35:48.580 And what he sees is like this sort of like black homeless dude. 0.98

00:35:52.180 But you know how you could just tell like you look at a dude and you're like you're fucking Somalian. 0.87

00:35:55.120 Like you're you're Somalian. 0.98

00:35:56.780 You're not like a regular black dude. 1.00

00:35:58.000 You're Somalian.

00:35:58.780 Yeah, yeah, exactly.

00:35:59.740 Yeah.

00:36:00.080 So he rolls up.

00:36:00.840 He also malnourished as shit.

00:36:02.480 So he rolls up on him and he's like, hey, man, what are you doing here?

00:36:06.140 And the guy is like, what?

00:36:08.760 What?

00:36:08.940 And he starts like kind of stumbling in Somali and I'm just making it up. 0.90

00:36:11.780 I don't know what the fuck he was.

00:36:12.860 And and he starts to discern a little bit.

00:36:15.520 He's like, where are you staying?

00:36:18.140 How?

00:36:18.540 Why am I seeing so many of you here?

00:36:20.060 This is a town in Georgia, like a like a suburban.

00:36:23.100 There's quite a bit of distance between one house to the next.

00:36:26.560 I mean, a considerable amount of distance.

00:36:28.140 This is almost rural, right on the cusp.

00:36:31.060 And the guy is like, oh, over there.

00:36:34.120 And he points to an abandoned church.

00:36:38.100 And he's like, all y'all are staying in the church.

00:36:41.100 And he's like, yeah, yeah.

00:36:42.160 In church, we stay in church.

00:36:44.040 And he's like, how many?

00:36:45.700 And he's like, oh, many, many, many.

00:36:47.860 And so he starts to leave and he slow rolls by.

00:36:50.420 And you can tell that there's all kinds of fucking people in here.

00:36:52.820 And something about what the dude said insinuated in some sort of broken language that they're being brought there.

00:36:59.780 They're being dropped off there.

00:37:01.440 And the guy starts saying he's like, what the fuck is going on?

00:37:03.800 Who is dropping these these migrants off in these towns? 1.00

00:37:07.840 This is not the only town that this is happening in.

00:37:10.100 He's heard this in other places.

00:37:11.520 And they're all staying in an abandoned church.

00:37:13.780 That's fucking scary because that's like some sleeper cell shit.

00:37:16.420 Like the idea that, you know, we sit on the cusp of like, are we going to have a grid failure, which seems to be like really commonplace now.

00:37:24.200 It's like there's a grid failure coming.

00:37:25.600 There's a grid failure coming.

00:37:26.860 That's not a good recipe when you have a grid failure is a fucking abandoned church full of Somalian migrants. 1.00

00:37:31.480 Well, also, no, this is a very easy like step by step plan is they they ship them all in and they just put them on the street and they go like so that people can see them.

00:37:39.540 And the people are going like, God, these fucking people everywhere. 0.88

00:37:42.200 We got it like and like you already hear it.

00:37:44.400 It's already mainstream of how to deal with the homeless crisis and all this stuff.

00:37:48.180 Well, they just roll out and they go, OK, well, we'll put them in the military.

00:37:51.680 And then all of a sudden they can clean up the streets real quick.

00:37:54.380 They'll clean it up.

00:37:54.940 And so everybody's like, oh, this is great.

00:37:56.640 And now they have a military and the people are happy.

00:37:59.820 And then once that happens, it's very easy.

00:38:02.020 Then you have whatever next crisis it is.

00:38:04.140 They roll out the military.

00:38:05.880 Now they're mercenaries, basically.

00:38:08.060 They just hired all these people and they can do whatever they want.

00:38:11.260 Like, it's, you know, it's crazy.

00:38:12.840 I'm realizing now that like I'm like, what would Hitler do?

00:38:15.700 And I'm like, Sam, I guess those people were right when they were like, oh, you're just like Hitler. 0.77

00:38:19.540 I'm like, yeah, you know what?

00:38:20.620 His solution here might be a little bit better and it might be more nationalistic than whatever the fuck.

00:38:26.240 Every other every other leader of every single country does not give a fuck about their country because they're doing exactly this.

00:38:33.400 At least Hitler cared about his country, man. 1.00

00:38:35.480 I mean, these people talk a lot about him, but he like Germany.

00:38:39.340 It's like, what's the solution?

00:38:40.640 The solution right now is like everybody needs to get the fuck out.

00:38:43.720 Like everybody needs to get their shit ran.

00:38:45.260 And if you're not from here and you're here illegally, you got to get the fuck out right now. 1.00

00:38:48.420 And what's really scary is it's like, oh, what are they going to do?

00:38:50.200 Are they going to repair the border and they're going to make some fucking addendum where it's like, well, everybody who's made it over so far, we can't do anything about them.

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00:39:22.000 They get to stay, but no more.

00:39:25.480 Even that's fucking horrible because we haven't seen – I mean they just –

00:39:27.860 They're already here.

00:39:28.540 They've already been –

00:39:29.180 They're already here.

00:39:30.320 They were running on a campaign or like they're presenting this campaign.

00:39:33.040 I forget who.

00:39:33.920 Where it's like, yo, even if you're an anchor baby, you got to go.

00:39:36.280 And I'm like, that's fucking rough, man, because a lot of those people, they've been here for 20 years.

00:39:40.960 But I'm like, you know what?

00:39:42.040 You made us – you're making us draw this line super thick because like we couldn't have any kind of discussion or nuance before when this was clearly adding up.

00:39:52.000 So now we're in a point where it's like, all right, everybody got to go.

00:39:54.720 And they're like, and I mean everybody.

00:39:57.000 And that's like – that's fucked up, man.

00:39:58.440 I really would be –

00:39:59.960 I really would be scared of some sort of major event, either another virus, a terrorist attack, some sort of thing.

00:40:09.560 A great deal.

00:40:10.600 If they first have to get them into the military, that's the first step.

00:40:15.000 And they've been close.

00:40:16.120 Like they've already talked about it.

00:40:17.740 Once that happens, it's like be on the lookout because the next thing,

00:40:21.040 all they have to do is just create another event where they can roll out the military and declare any type of martial law

00:40:27.600 or any type of just be like – or any type of like war on somebody else because they will –

00:40:32.280 our military is strong now because we have all these men and you don't have any homeless anymore, so you can be happy.

00:40:37.120 But we got to do what we got to do.

00:40:39.620 And like that's what I would – like once that happens –

00:40:42.440 It does scare me, dude, because I've been like a pretty – I've been a staunch conspiracy theorist my entire life.

00:40:48.700 And like there was major components of conspiracies that I was like, you know,

00:40:54.780 this one I'm really concerned about because it looks like it has a lot of foot.

00:40:58.000 This one does.

00:40:58.660 This one does.

00:40:59.280 A lot of them have come to pass.

00:41:00.720 And some of the ones that haven't are like full-scale martial law and a grid failure.

00:41:05.160 And these aren't my ideas, right?

00:41:06.560 Everybody's heard these.

00:41:07.300 These have always floated around in the ether.

00:41:08.600 These are just things that I was exposed to in 2000 fucking six.

00:41:11.300 And so I'm really afraid because I'm like, OK, the manufactured disease with the super dangerous vaccination, that one's come to pass.

00:41:19.940 You know, like all these different things.

00:41:21.120 World War III was obviously always on the table.

00:41:23.100 If you're fucking half a conspiracy theorist, you're always worried about that.

00:41:25.760 That's not even really a conspiracy theory.

00:41:27.480 And martial law is like – and FEMA camps, those two things going hand in hand has always –

00:41:33.460 I used to have fucking nightmares about that when I was a kid.

00:41:36.640 But it's also just the natural – like if you kind of look back at it, it's like the natural rise and fall of an empire or just empire is that kind of rise and fall where they start out and they grow pretty big and they become an empire like we did, where we became like an international empire through our wars and military.

00:41:55.200 And then, like, you're having invaders from outside, which just happened to Rome.

00:42:00.720 Like, now, it was actual wars, but they did have invaders coming in.

00:42:03.740 And to combat those invaders, they actually hired –

00:42:07.540 Hold on, guys.

00:42:09.140 We got this person, Olive, in the chat here.

00:42:11.160 Dude, they are going fucking off.

00:42:12.020 I don't usually do this.

00:42:12.800 Yeah.

00:42:13.160 I don't know you.

00:42:14.520 And you're talking shit to some people that I like.

00:42:17.060 I'm going to tell you to cool down before I kick you out. 0.99

00:42:19.300 All right.

00:42:19.680 I've been watching it.

00:42:21.660 I'm moderating this motherfucking chat from the show, and I'm not playing around.

00:42:25.880 We don't have moderators yet.

00:42:27.940 We are going to deport you.

00:42:29.440 I will fucking wrap you in barbed wire and send you back to Somalia or wherever you're from, Olive Mule. 1.00

00:42:35.220 I can't be chill about salvation.

00:42:37.140 All right, mate.

00:42:37.640 Okay, pretty base.

00:42:38.840 Go on.

00:42:39.340 Carry on.

00:42:39.800 My bad.

00:42:40.460 We'll continue the show.

00:42:42.440 I can see them having a gun being like, I can't be chill about salvation.

00:42:46.800 I got to – you got to listen or I got to do something non-chill.

00:42:52.300 It's okay to be an extremist.

00:42:53.820 We live in extreme times.

00:42:55.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:42:55.880 Oh, that's funny because Marshall Banan is talking about grid failure in Texas.

00:42:59.280 Didn't they just have grid failure in Texas like the past two or three years because of ice storms?

00:43:04.360 So that was a – if you remember, this was a very –

00:43:06.780 It was like Ted Cruz, right?

00:43:08.080 That was the whole thing with him?

00:43:09.100 Yeah, because he left and went to – or he didn't – I guess he did leave at the time.

00:43:12.840 It was a very big thing because what happened was they're not connected to the national grid.

00:43:17.960 You call my bluff, this fucking faggot. 1.00

00:43:20.280 I call the bluff fucking gay boy. 1.00

00:43:24.040 Texas isn't connected to the national grid as far as just energy-wise.

00:43:28.920 They have their own grid.

00:43:29.700 And so whenever they did – like at that time, they weren't necessarily like winter prepared for that.

00:43:35.680 And they had like the worst winter storm they've had in like fucking 100 years.

00:43:39.100 And so like their entire grid went down basically after that.

00:43:42.880 So like everybody at the time was like, how can you not be a part of the national grid?

00:43:46.860 This is your fault.

00:43:47.580 So like you need to – and so there was a big push for them to become – to connect to the rest of the nation energy-wise.

00:43:55.700 I don't know if they did or not.

00:43:56.800 Someone that's from Texas, I didn't keep up with it after that.

00:43:59.940 But I do remember that was a very big thing because Texas was like, no, we want to be self-sufficient as far as energy-wise.

00:44:08.700 Which I agree.

00:44:09.600 I agree with that.

00:44:10.360 It's like you're going to be beholden to the grid.

00:44:11.800 If you could just figure out how to avoid shutting the fucking whole state down where there's an ice storm, then – and look, they never had to prepare for that previously.

00:44:19.180 So obviously if they can just make some adjustments, then yeah, keep that independence.

00:44:24.480 It would be like North Dakota preparing for a fucking like hurricane.

00:44:28.660 Like it's like it's not – like it just doesn't happen.

00:44:31.640 Like well, one, that would just never happen.

00:44:33.460 In Texas, I guess you can.

00:44:35.000 It does get cold.

00:44:35.780 But like it's a once in a hundred – once in a – like maybe once in a 500-year like winter storm that like knocked them out.

00:44:42.320 So it is like just like a crazy coincidence and you can't really prepare for that.

00:44:47.060 But yeah, they may have –

00:44:48.840 Crazy coincidence, huh?

00:44:49.840 Yeah.

00:44:50.220 Yeah.

00:44:51.180 No such thing, dude.

00:44:53.280 They're fucking generating storms.

00:44:55.120 That was what – you know, ever since I was a kid, it was like they have harp.

00:44:57.520 They're fucking generating storms.

00:44:58.780 Dude, in Florida, I'm so glad that –

00:45:00.300 I've been so depressed the last two weeks because it's like I have not seen the sun.

00:45:04.300 Dude, it's like pissing away.

00:45:05.580 It's been pissing rain in the south, man.

00:45:07.280 They are spraying too.

00:45:08.760 Like that's what really annoys me is like I'll be driving to work in the morning and you see these fucking chemtrails.

00:45:13.360 And then by lunchtime, the same ones are there but they're expanding and it's just cooling everything down.

00:45:17.880 Like it sucks ass, man.

00:45:19.000 Like today is actually beautiful and I'm really happy about that.

00:45:21.640 I think when we're going to Georgia, they're in the middle of a flood warning.

00:45:26.620 Did you guys see that?

00:45:27.460 Yeah.

00:45:27.720 I'm telling you, it's raining like crazy down here, dude.

00:45:30.320 It's crazy.

00:45:31.100 It's like –

00:45:31.560 That sucks.

00:45:32.020 And it's after last week where it was freezing rain where it was like iced over like everything down here.

00:45:37.760 It was – it's been a crazy like two weeks of like – of winter events or just weather events.

00:45:45.200 2024 is starting off very strange.

00:45:47.760 Dude, it is.

00:45:48.820 It's coming out hot, man.

00:45:50.180 I'm excited for it.

00:45:51.240 I'm one of those people that like the more things – I don't get blackpilled.

00:45:53.840 Still, the crazier shit gets, unfortunately, I'm like a chaos baby.

00:45:58.900 Like I love it.

00:45:59.560 It fucking hypes me up.

00:46:00.660 I get excited.

00:46:01.320 I just want to talk about it.

00:46:02.380 It doesn't bum me out.

00:46:03.360 My mom was always like, you won't be like that when you're older and you have like a house and shit.

00:46:08.120 And I know what she's talking about.

00:46:09.240 Like now I can kind of see it where it's like, ah, the market does bum me out a little bit.

00:46:12.740 And inflation fucking sucks.

00:46:14.220 But still at the heart of me, I'm fucking pumped about it.

00:46:16.940 I really am.

00:46:17.620 Like the crazier things get, the happier I can get.

00:46:19.860 Have you seen – okay, it is one of the funniest things though because it's black people freaking out that you can't burn – like you can't melt snow with a fucking lighter. 1.00

00:46:28.060 Have you seen those videos?

00:46:29.720 No.

00:46:30.200 Yeah, I don't think you can just – you can't just like blast a lighter on an ice cube.

00:46:33.300 No, dude, it's the – oh, my God.

00:46:34.920 I need to show top these videos because – so they're going like the snow is artificial.

00:46:40.460 It's made out of plastic.

00:46:41.560 See, and they'll literally take a lighter.

00:46:43.560 They'll pull like snow from the – like on the ground and they'll pack it up and they'll take a lighter and they'll light it.

00:46:48.880 And they'll try to like melt it.

00:46:50.360 And that's not like how thermodynamics works.

00:46:52.300 You can't just like put it like – it's so like – they're like, it smells like plastic and it's a butane fucking lighter.

00:46:57.860 Like it smells like it burning.

00:46:59.740 It's so fucking funny.

00:47:01.760 Like a fire in an igloo.

00:47:03.160 Do they know that?

00:47:04.320 Yeah, dude.

00:47:05.080 They don't understand that like it doesn't melt because it like – it turns it black.

00:47:09.980 It will turn like snow like black if you do that because it is like burning.

00:47:13.140 Yeah, but that's the fuel from the lighter.

00:47:14.920 Yeah.

00:47:15.740 So I see if I can – because I saw it today and it's black people like they freak the fuck out about it. 1.00

00:47:21.560 It's really funny.

00:47:23.200 Yeah.

00:47:23.440 I mean I think – I always feel bad when people jump to crazy conclusions about like various different conspiracy theories because honestly we're being lied to from every fucking which way.

00:47:33.500 So it's kind of hard.

00:47:34.260 You keep your head on a pivot and you think that everything is a conspiracy and like kind of is in my opinion.

00:47:39.560 But I don't think that the snow turning black when you're using a butane lighter is the epitome of conspiracy theory.

00:47:46.600 You know what I mean?

00:47:46.980 Although I wouldn't be surprised if there's shit in the atmosphere that, you know, is going into the war.

00:47:51.340 That's what like the conspiracy theorists will say.

00:47:53.460 They'll be like, hey, it's because they're putting all this – like the chemicals in there and those chemicals coming down, those chemicals don't burn.

00:47:59.020 And they're like mixing with the water and they don't – but it's also just like – that's just what happens whenever you like – you can't like burn snow.

00:48:05.340 Like you can't go direct fire onto direct like packed ice and be like it's not – it's not melting.

00:48:12.020 What's going on?

00:48:13.180 And it's just really because it's also like it's black people going to be like, it's not melting.

00:48:17.160 What's up?

00:48:17.900 It's not melting.

00:48:20.420 That shit crazy.

00:48:21.780 That shit crazy.

00:48:23.240 Do you see this shit?

00:48:25.660 There was something – oh, well, you're looking for that video with snow.

00:48:28.820 But before we – or while you're looking for that, did you see that weird video of Mark Norman on stage?

00:48:33.420 And like for some reason – that was a little bit weird.

00:48:37.440 And of course like right away people – I saw a post that were like he saw something paranormal.

00:48:43.360 I see that.

00:48:44.220 What happened?

00:48:44.520 And so basically with – the video is Mark Norman on stage and all of a sudden he starts going, whoa, hey, what's going on here?

00:48:51.240 And like a couple gets on stage and the guy runs up next to him and like honestly doesn't seem to give a fuck about Mark Norman.

00:48:59.460 He's just kind of like looking around the room and he's a little bit like kind of weird.

00:49:03.580 And then the security comes over and they're like, come on, it's time to go.

00:49:06.440 It's time to go.

00:49:07.020 And he – his energy is like gladly.

00:49:09.820 Let's fucking go.

00:49:10.740 Yeah, here it is.

00:49:11.320 Here it is.

00:49:11.520 Mark.

00:49:11.960 Hey, what's going on?

00:49:14.900 Oh, jeez.

00:49:15.740 Everything all right?

00:49:17.160 Just want to make sure everybody's good here.

00:49:19.400 What's going on?

00:49:20.980 Uh-oh.

00:49:21.800 Oh, boy.

00:49:23.100 Hey.

00:49:23.460 Yeah, that guy just kind of indifferent looking over like what happened and then he leaves.

00:49:28.360 Doesn't give a fuck about Mark.

00:49:29.600 And then watch this.

00:49:30.920 Oh, God.

00:49:31.580 Somebody got tased.

00:49:33.120 Oh, boy.

00:49:36.360 Mark is like freaking out.

00:49:37.680 He's like, I don't know what the fuck to do.

00:49:40.240 Now they're telling Mark, Mark, it's time to leave.

00:49:43.360 Oh, my God.

00:49:45.020 And then what's even more interesting is the way that the people who are in charge of the venue start acting.

00:49:50.000 This white lady really – I'm like, what the fuck happened here? 1.00

00:49:54.200 Yeah.

00:49:54.920 And people are concerned, too.

00:49:57.740 Like, they want to get up and leave.

00:50:00.320 She's shaking.

00:50:04.680 Bro, she is like freaked out.

00:50:07.400 Get up.

00:50:08.280 Just get out the taping.

00:50:12.380 Can we get out or what?

00:50:13.920 Cut the camera.

00:50:15.140 Yeah, I'm one of the producers of the show.

00:50:17.840 Yeah, we just need everybody to get out, please.

00:50:20.920 Mark's coming back.

00:50:21.700 Nice and slow.

00:50:22.400 Nice and slow.

00:50:23.100 Everything's fine.

00:50:24.240 Excuse me.

00:50:25.400 Bro, what the fuck?

00:50:26.420 Like, I mean, I can –

00:50:28.920 Everything's fine, but we need everybody to get out, like, right now.

00:50:32.500 If you're thinking, like, logically, maybe, like, what – like, if you're trying to explain this, you would be like, okay, someone, like –

00:50:37.460 because it's a very big, like, no-no to, like, get on the stage while the – like, you know, somebody is performing.

00:50:43.400 Like, it's a huge no-no.

00:50:44.520 Right, but I've seen shows go on afterwards.

00:50:47.460 Usually, yeah.

00:50:48.280 And so – but, like, God, I've never seen them be like, no, everybody has to get out.

00:50:53.180 Like, everybody has to leave.

00:50:54.000 Yeah.

00:50:54.600 It was almost –

00:50:55.420 It felt like that – like, that motherfucker is not real.

00:50:59.280 Like, that shit.

00:51:00.420 Did they tag out?

00:51:01.300 Do you think you just – like, come by and be like, no.

00:51:06.220 I was in a weird situation, like, a couple of months ago.

00:51:10.960 I went to go pick up my son at school, like, a couple of months ago, and I got caught up in, like, a shooter drill.

00:51:16.620 Well, not a drill.

00:51:17.220 There was a shooter, but he wasn't on the campus.

00:51:20.440 He was on the street that the school was on.

00:51:22.440 And I didn't know what the fuck was going on.

00:51:24.420 They just made us go in the school.

00:51:26.380 And the energy of the teachers, there's a very specific energy.

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00:51:56.340 And something very wrong is going on, but you can only say so much, and you're scared as much.

00:52:04.820 You look like that bitch, right? 1.00

00:52:05.640 They looked exactly like that bitch. 1.00

00:52:08.000 So, like, I don't know what that means, but I recognize, like, something was very wrong.

00:52:12.460 They were trying to downplay how wrong it actually was, but they also could not say too much.

00:52:18.280 That's what the energy was.

00:52:19.200 So I don't know what the fuck can do with that.

00:52:20.560 But the way that that first guy got on there, like, he's looking around.

00:52:24.060 He was like, what?

00:52:25.560 And then he's right next to Mark Norman.

00:52:28.500 Yeah.

00:52:29.380 He was like, oh, shit.

00:52:30.840 And he doesn't give a fuck about Mark Norman.

00:52:32.560 It was weird.

00:52:33.040 I don't know, man.

00:52:33.780 That was very weird.

00:52:35.020 And then, like, whatever happened.

00:52:36.840 Was there any explanation that came out?

00:52:38.980 They said it's a bomb threat.

00:52:40.360 They said a bomb threat.

00:52:41.120 But I'm like, this doesn't look like a bomb threat.

00:52:42.980 Like, I don't know what the fuck that was.

00:52:43.620 If it's a bomb threat, why did Homeboy get up?

00:52:46.520 Dude, I think.

00:52:47.120 If there's a bomb threat, the venue says, guys, we're going to need everybody to get up and leave.

00:52:51.300 Like, why did that guy know there was a bomb threat?

00:52:54.780 No, the only thing I can think of is.

00:52:57.360 Sorry.

00:52:57.780 The only thing I can think of is, like, maybe a guy.

00:53:00.460 You're still in there at your seat.

00:53:01.980 And then, like, you look down and maybe there's, like, a briefcase or something like that.

00:53:05.960 And it's, like, ticking or it's making noise.

00:53:07.840 And you're like, what the fuck is that?

00:53:09.780 And then, like, that's why you, like, you get away from it.

00:53:11.620 Maybe.

00:53:11.740 But why get on stage and be like.

00:53:13.080 I mean, this is just, just, like, try to rationalize it.

00:53:17.060 Like, it's just, if you saw something like that and, like, the stage was the closest way to get away from it, like, I would get away from it.

00:53:24.760 Like, keep fucking going.

00:53:25.900 I wouldn't stop, stand next to Mark Norman and look around, like, fucking super.

00:53:29.260 I would also make it very clear.

00:53:30.860 I'd be like, there's something under the table.

00:53:33.980 Like, I was making fucking noise.

00:53:36.100 Because I'm worried about looking like a crazy person.

00:53:38.860 There was a, there was, maybe it was a bomb threat or something because he heard the chirp.

00:53:43.080 He got up.

00:53:44.100 He got up and he's looking over there.

00:53:45.760 And you can tell he doesn't know what to say or do.

00:53:48.140 And then they take him out.

00:53:49.900 Then there's a cut.

00:53:51.220 And I don't know how much time is in between that cut.

00:53:53.400 But between that time, somebody comes and says, yo, Mark, we got to go.

00:53:57.080 And they pull him from the stage.

00:53:58.460 So, like, they got out.

00:53:59.880 Maybe they said something.

00:54:00.640 I like that they got him out first.

00:54:02.040 They were like, Mark Norman is more important than all these other people.

00:54:04.940 They're also probably trying to, they're trying to think, like, how can we evacuate this room without everybody fucking trampling each other?

00:54:11.660 Because that's, that can be, like, huge disasters.

00:54:14.140 Different, like, if you have the wrong egress.

00:54:15.960 And if there is a bomb threat, you would also expect to be, like, there would be a statement from, like, the police of, like, you know, they'd be, like, the bomb squad came out.

00:54:26.880 They looked at it.

00:54:28.120 They found no, like, hell, there might be.

00:54:31.020 I haven't researched this at all.

00:54:32.520 So, maybe if, like, one of y'all had found it.

00:54:34.040 Well, this was just, it had to be last night.

00:54:36.300 And it's been going around making the rounds.

00:54:37.800 Yeah, I think so, because, so let me see.

00:54:41.060 Type in Mark Norman.

00:54:42.380 Comedian Mark Norman was rushed off stage during a crazy interaction.

00:54:46.380 And then somebody else said last night there was a paranormal disturbance during Mark Norman's set.

00:54:52.200 Which is, like, based off of fucking what?

00:54:54.260 I love that.

00:54:54.820 Yeah, that's right.

00:54:55.280 That's very sexy to me, god damn it.

00:54:56.860 But don't, don't say that because it doesn't fucking.

00:54:59.220 Everybody is just saying what happened.

00:55:02.040 Nobody knows what happens.

00:55:03.380 Mark Norman's crew should not be allowed to address a crowd again.

00:55:06.160 That's hilarious.

00:55:07.120 Yeah, because one of the things that I really don't like, and I'm not seeing anything.

00:55:10.520 That's at the top, the most popular thing.

00:55:12.100 So, whatever's the most popular, if it's going to be an explanation, it's going to be at the top.

00:55:15.360 But what I don't like is whenever a big situation like that happens, like, Top, you're correct in that you don't want everybody to trample each other, right?

00:55:23.120 But, like, I don't give a shit.

00:55:25.120 I hate that energy because it's, like, you're keeping me in danger.

00:55:28.040 So, when I was there locked down at my kid's school, they wouldn't tell us what the fuck was going on.

00:55:33.060 And it's, like, I get it because 80% of the people there are, like, emotional, trample you, break down and scream and cry kind of characters.

00:55:42.300 But as, like, one of the cool-headed ones, I need to know what the fuck's going on so I can make an educated decision on what I'm going to do next.

00:55:48.460 And so that keeping you in the dark shit is, like, really?

00:55:50.520 So, I guess some people are mad at his crew because they just wouldn't say shit.

00:55:55.020 But at least they did get you the fuck out of there.

00:55:56.900 I wonder what that was, man.

00:55:58.100 They don't know.

00:55:58.500 I know the people that, like, set up these events.

00:56:01.480 These are, like, showrunners.

00:56:02.720 These are just people that are hustling, trying to figure out how to get these tickets to these people and then scan them in.

00:56:07.840 Now they have to be released in security.

00:56:09.640 They're not trained for this kind of shit.

00:56:11.680 They're, like, just putting, like, you know, like, fucking VIP stickers on your wrist.

00:56:15.240 Also, I don't think these are people that are, like, under the payment of the Illuminati, for lack of a better word.

00:56:22.460 I mean, like, where they get a call and they're, like, some shit just went down.

00:56:26.620 You got to cover it up.

00:56:27.520 You got to, like, I don't think that's what's happened.

00:56:29.460 I want to address this guy.

00:56:30.780 Listen, Jack, on fucking Rumble.

00:56:33.620 He said, what platform are they streaming on with the chat?

00:56:36.540 Is it X?

00:56:37.220 Yeah, we're on X.

00:56:38.160 We're on YouTube with the chat.

00:56:39.740 We're waiting for Rumble to activate the chat over here so we can pull you up.

00:56:44.420 But I do have you guys over here.

00:56:45.740 It's just harder for me to talk to you.

00:56:47.820 Somebody said an hour ago, Cole finally gets invited on a podcast.

00:56:51.760 That's Damien Maddox.

00:56:53.340 Very cool.

00:56:54.640 Yeah.

00:56:54.900 So we're working on it.

00:56:56.400 We want to get rid of YouTube completely.

00:56:59.280 And there's a way that we're going to try to figure that out, how to, like, get you guys into.

00:57:02.260 And it looks like Rumble's figuring shit out.

00:57:04.400 Like, they're coming around.

00:57:06.060 How does Toad get more podcast experiences, like, appearances than I do?

00:57:11.760 It's retarded, man. 1.00

00:57:12.600 Because Toad is a fucking novelty.

00:57:14.420 Like, he's like a creature.

00:57:15.640 Like, he's like a fucking, you know, it's an event to have Toad on.

00:57:19.000 Yeah, literally a Toad.

00:57:20.040 Like, you got a thing that's fucking, it's a spectacle.

00:57:24.740 And, you know, you could do that.

00:57:25.920 If you were the guy, like, a Bert Kreischer that pulled your shirt off all the time, you'd probably get, like, you know,

00:57:30.640 Oh, we're going to have Cole on.

00:57:32.160 And midway through, he's going to pull his shirt on.

00:57:33.680 Like, you got to do something.

00:57:34.440 I'm telling you, but, like, I feel like every, I don't think I've had a bad podcast appearance on anybody else's show.

00:57:39.480 Like, to where, like, I'd be like, I feel like it always goes, like, really well.

00:57:43.660 So, I just, Toad.

00:57:45.820 Is this hanging heavy on your heart?

00:57:47.340 Really well, but unremarkable, I'd say.

00:57:50.220 Oh, fuck you.

00:57:51.040 That's not true.

00:57:51.720 I feel like I've always had great, like, great feedback.

00:57:55.540 Hey, Elijah Schaefer's show, the first two times were way better than the last time.

00:57:59.100 Am I right?

00:58:00.220 No, the last time fucking slapped.

00:58:01.980 But the last time, nobody said anything.

00:58:03.580 No, I meant, like, the one that you just did with him.

00:58:05.800 Yeah, that was pretty good.

00:58:07.320 I thought you said it wasn't that great because, like, I thought, well, I guess it was because you and, like.

00:58:12.520 No, well, I'm not saying it wasn't great.

00:58:14.620 I was just saying that, like, how come you guys didn't say anything?

00:58:17.820 You, like, you wanted to be on, and then you came on, and they didn't say it.

00:58:20.800 Toad said some stuff, but, like.

00:58:22.980 Now, it doesn't help that he was using the worst streaming, like, software I've ever used.

00:58:29.700 No, he was using StreamYard.

00:58:30.900 No, I'm talking about whenever I was on, the two times I was on with him, where, like, the fact that we were able to get in any type of, like, good lines or good, like, things at all was a miracle.

00:58:42.700 Because it was a two to three second delay, and it was just, like, you had to.

00:58:47.280 I think I felt bad, too, because there was something, there was, like, something wrong with Jose's camera, where he kept, like, it was really grainy, and he'd keep freezing.

00:58:55.620 And I think he wanted to, he was waiting for an opportune moment, but, like, I'm a fucking animal, and I just start screaming shit.

00:59:02.440 And then the next thing you know, you can't get a word in edgewise.

00:59:04.500 I think it was kind of that situation, where, like, he was waiting for his opportunity, and I'm just, like, fucking black people, huh?

00:59:11.060 Just screaming.

00:59:13.040 Hey, also, David, David kills it on every podcast he's on, too.

00:59:16.320 Like, it's just, like, there's, there should be, there's a certain type of person that can, like, be, like, a chameleon to every podcast they go on.

00:59:23.420 Or, like, also, I feel like whenever I'm on any podcast, I do try to turn it into Tower Gang as much as I can.

00:59:30.280 Maybe that's the problem.

00:59:31.120 You know, you know what I've learned is, like, I feel bad for people, so being in the conspiracy realm, you get people that, like, have a shtick.

00:59:38.740 Like, they have a bit of information that they want to go and present.

00:59:42.720 Right, and it's, like, now you're fucking cornered into, every time you get on a show, you've got talking points, right?

00:59:48.820 And it's, like, I'm not an information guy, I'm an ideas guy.

00:59:53.200 So, like, you can throw anything at me, and I'll go, oh, that sounds like this, it reminds me of that,

00:59:59.440 and then I'll have, you know, a mildly interesting take, hopefully, on something.

01:00:03.080 A mile wide, an inch deep.

01:00:05.200 Yeah, exactly.

01:00:07.140 But it's great for conversation, whereas if you have these kids.

01:00:09.320 I feel like I'm even wider and way less, way shallower, too.

01:00:15.280 If David has an inch, Jesus Christ, what am I working with? 0.84

01:00:19.280 That's chameleon shit, dude.

01:00:20.620 That's what you need, though.

01:00:21.480 That's what helps you, like, move in and out of different realms,

01:00:23.420 because otherwise, it's, like, let's say I'm the Flat Earth guy,

01:00:26.220 and we start talking about fucking Civil War, and I'm, like, how does this connect to people?

01:00:30.720 How do I get this over to Flat Earth?

01:00:32.420 I bet you they killed each other on a Flat Earth, though, right?

01:00:34.840 Yeah.

01:00:35.260 Dude.

01:00:37.780 Top, have you gone back and watched our Flat Earth Dave episode?

01:00:41.500 No, no.

01:00:42.380 I would be afraid to.

01:00:43.800 I bet that one was, I mean.

01:00:45.980 How long ago was that?

01:00:47.280 God, that was, uh, fuck, that was probably, that was over a year and a half ago.

01:00:52.660 I feel like we had our old channel still.

01:00:54.800 I might, I wasn't even really a regular on the show.

01:00:56.980 No, I don't think you were.

01:00:58.060 That's what's, like, dude, like, he was, he, well, one, he brings in people, though.

01:01:02.600 Like, there are, he has, like, it's, like, there's certain people that, like, Owen Benjamin,

01:01:06.180 and I said this, like, he brings in haters, and he brings in, like, his haters and his lovers

01:01:10.080 both follow him, are very loyal.

01:01:12.880 And same with Flat Earth Dave.

01:01:14.280 It was, like, people that loved him, and the people that hated him were in the comments

01:01:17.860 just blowing it up.

01:01:19.440 And, like.

01:01:19.580 Dude, those Flat Earth guys have, like, real dedicated fucking haters.

01:01:22.820 Like, I never, they come after me.

01:01:23.860 And dedicated fucking fans, too, dude.

01:01:25.420 And I'm, like, I don't even fucking know how to, yeah, they do, they do, absolutely.

01:01:27.840 Their fans are, like, they'll come in there, and, uh, the funniest thing was reading the

01:01:31.720 comments on that Flat Earth Dave on YouTube, because they will all be, like, these fucking 0.97

01:01:35.220 globe heads.

01:01:36.200 They don't, and I was, like, agreeing.

01:01:37.460 I was just, like, it, like, partly, like, like, in jest, partly, like, kind of agreeing

01:01:42.000 with them.

01:01:42.660 And they were still, like.

01:01:43.480 You're, like, yeah, fuck this little retard. 1.00

01:01:45.180 Dude, he is, like.

01:01:46.080 But, you know, in the end, he also was just, like, the Holocaust didn't happen.

01:01:49.340 Like, it's just, like, he was, like, so.

01:01:51.640 I don't know.

01:01:52.240 I kind of like that energy, too, dude.

01:01:53.780 I like when people say crazy shit.

01:01:55.140 It gets me fucking going.

01:01:56.920 I like chaos.

01:01:58.080 That's what, I think that's what makes our show a little interesting, is that, like,

01:02:00.660 we had on L.A.

01:02:01.800 Marzulli, and this guy's, like, I've done 7,000 documentaries about the Nephilim and about

01:02:08.180 the UFOs.

01:02:08.960 And we're, like, all right, what do you know about JFK and the assassination?

01:02:11.760 And it's, like.

01:02:12.080 And he's going on.

01:02:12.920 Yeah, let's just go off and talk about whatever.

01:02:15.460 Instead of, like, one foot.

01:02:16.740 We went on this guy, Juan Ayala.

01:02:18.480 So, shout out to Juan.

01:02:19.580 One on one podcast.

01:02:20.580 Shout out to Juan.

01:02:21.620 Yeah, he's an expert in alchemy.

01:02:23.300 You shout him out every episode?

01:02:24.860 I feel like every time I watch, y'all shout out Juan.

01:02:27.140 It's a thing.

01:02:27.860 No, we don't really want to.

01:02:29.020 I mean, we're contractually obligated.

01:02:32.240 We can't talk about it.

01:02:33.280 That's as far as we can talk about it.

01:02:34.100 This guy studies.

01:02:35.180 He studies alchemy, and he's, like, super smart.

01:02:37.340 Like, he showed me a tree that I didn't know what type of fruit was even hanging from it.

01:02:40.300 And he was, like, you know, this kind of shit.

01:02:43.280 And I was, like, why would you invite us on?

01:02:44.880 Because, like, we don't know shit about Dick.

01:02:46.900 And we just talked for, like, an hour and a half about really nothing.

01:02:51.100 And that was a good conversation.

01:02:53.060 You know how excited I was whenever I got the notification that you had on the Lore Lodge guy?

01:02:59.560 Because I was just, like, I'm...

01:03:01.500 Had no idea who he was.

01:03:02.440 I was right.

01:03:03.020 The dude, they're about to...

01:03:04.120 He said the Weird Bible Podcast.

01:03:05.560 They're about to put out another episode of that.

01:03:07.360 So I was, like...

01:03:08.900 But, dude, I was in the chat.

01:03:10.420 And I was, like, oh, fuck.

01:03:11.300 They got the dude.

01:03:12.260 It was, like...

01:03:12.900 Oh, that's the guy that was, like, everything you think is fucking stupid and wrong.

01:03:16.960 Yeah, yeah.

01:03:17.440 With the very nice hair.

01:03:19.740 He was, like, an actual historian.

01:03:21.220 Dude, I liked him because everything you asked him, he was, like...

01:03:24.260 He's fucking, like, oh, I've got this book right fucking here.

01:03:26.800 And I've got this book over here.

01:03:28.440 And he's going through files and everything.

01:03:30.060 No, the Lore Lodge guy.

01:03:31.120 Like, was that the same guy I'm thinking of?

01:03:33.040 The one that...

01:03:33.640 I believe so.

01:03:34.960 Yeah, what was it?

01:03:35.460 He's pretty big on Twitter.

01:03:36.760 Aiden.

01:03:37.320 Yeah, Aiden.

01:03:38.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:38.980 In a way, he's kind of, like, he's a conspiracy theorist.

01:03:42.060 But he's, like, there to make sure that the bullshit ones never get through.

01:03:48.460 And where I'm sitting here, like, tell me all of them.

01:03:50.920 Tell me every bullshit one you fucking got, bro.

01:03:52.960 Well, because apparently he got caught on the missing 4-1-1 thing.

01:03:56.320 Like, it was, like, a...

01:03:57.220 Yeah, that's hard.

01:03:57.940 That's a hard thing.

01:03:58.920 Yeah, because, like, I remember he was very...

01:04:00.700 Because they did a podcast with Wendigoon, or they did the episode that Wendigoon put out on...

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01:04:30.680 The missing 4-1-1.

01:04:33.280 He had Aiden on to talk because, like, that was his whole thing.

01:04:36.280 And, uh...

01:04:36.760 Oh, cryptids in the corner is very fantastic.

01:04:38.720 Hey, uh...

01:04:39.400 These are more guys.

01:04:41.380 These are more guys that it's, like, uh...

01:04:43.640 Like, they know so much.

01:04:45.900 So much, dude.

01:04:47.120 When we talk about...

01:04:48.020 When we talk, like, to them, I'm like, oh my god, they know so much.

01:04:51.680 But, I don't know, I'm glad that you were watching their show because of our show.

01:04:54.500 Maybe that's a good way to...

01:04:56.300 Let's think about this show.

01:04:57.580 What are your favorite cryptids, by the way?

01:04:58.840 Well, like, if you had to, like, rate, like, your favorite cryptids.

01:05:01.700 Just, like, on any scale that you think, like, not necessarily.

01:05:04.560 Like, it can be, like, oh, I love Bigfoot.

01:05:06.500 Even though Bigfoot's, like, so, like...

01:05:08.020 You feel like...

01:05:08.560 Bigfoot's overrated.

01:05:09.480 But, like, you feel like...

01:05:09.840 You know what I like?

01:05:11.380 I like a fucking, um...

01:05:13.660 Like, a mimic.

01:05:15.280 So, like, there's these events, man.

01:05:17.660 I used to read them on, like, Reddit and shit.

01:05:20.380 And, like, paranormal sections that would really freak me out.

01:05:22.740 And it was always simple shit.

01:05:23.900 It'd be, like...

01:05:24.900 Um...

01:05:25.900 One day...

01:05:27.900 I was sitting on the sofa home from sick...

01:05:30.580 Or homesick from school.

01:05:32.180 And my mom...

01:05:33.760 I could have sworn she left for work.

01:05:36.420 Uh...

01:05:36.900 But I was wrong.

01:05:37.780 Because, like, a couple of minutes later...

01:05:40.280 She's like...

01:05:41.040 Oh, yeah.

01:05:41.400 I've heard this one.

01:05:41.900 Jason!

01:05:43.580 And he's like...

01:05:44.580 Yeah, mom! 0.57

01:05:45.320 And she's like...

01:05:46.020 Jason!

01:05:47.220 And he's like...

01:05:47.780 What do you want?

01:05:48.820 And she's like...

01:05:49.820 Jason!

01:05:50.640 Like, in the exact same tone over and over again.

01:05:53.440 And he's like...

01:05:54.200 It's kind of fucking weird.

01:05:55.120 And the next thing you know...

01:05:56.840 Uh...

01:05:57.120 He'll, like, call his mom.

01:05:58.440 Because he's too much of a lazy piece of shit to leave his piss closet in his shit chair.

01:06:01.700 So he's like...

01:06:02.220 Let me call her real quick to see...

01:06:03.840 And she's like...

01:06:04.560 I'm at work, motherfucker.

01:06:05.760 Like, I love that type...

01:06:07.180 And then it's it.

01:06:07.740 And he goes upstairs and there's nobody there.

01:06:09.620 And, like, sometimes he...

01:06:10.640 You know, there are stories where it's like...

01:06:12.480 You see somebody...

01:06:13.800 And they're just off somehow.

01:06:16.040 Like, they're not a person.

01:06:17.000 Like...

01:06:17.520 They look like a person...

01:06:18.520 Is that cryptid?

01:06:18.900 But their behaviors...

01:06:20.060 I don't know if that would...

01:06:20.700 I think it's like a...

01:06:21.800 You think it's a cryptid?

01:06:22.560 I would classify it as cryptid, too.

01:06:25.200 But cryptid really means, like, animal that hasn't been found.

01:06:28.340 Like, animal.

01:06:28.600 It seems like animal.

01:06:29.720 Yeah.

01:06:30.300 Yeah.

01:06:30.700 But I like that, too.

01:06:31.560 I wanted to be more.

01:06:32.500 That's a good one because...

01:06:33.080 That's kind of like the ARG.

01:06:34.480 Have you ever watched the...

01:06:36.280 Oh, it's an ARG.

01:06:37.800 Oh, fuck.

01:06:38.260 What was it?

01:06:38.540 It's where the, like...

01:06:39.500 You ever heard...

01:06:40.120 Like, it's kind of a meme now.

01:06:41.320 Like, the imposter.

01:06:42.840 Have you...

01:06:43.080 You know what I'm talking about?

01:06:43.760 Not from Among Us.

01:06:44.600 But, like, it's like...

01:06:45.820 Or, like, there's someone in your house.

01:06:47.340 There's someone in your house.

01:06:48.520 Kind of thing.

01:06:48.960 Yeah.

01:06:49.380 Yeah.

01:06:49.540 It's from an ARG.

01:06:50.560 I just love those stories.

01:06:52.360 It's from an ARG.

01:06:53.340 But it's the same thing, like, where...

01:06:54.640 This one is, like, a pair...

01:06:55.680 Like, actually, you would actually really...

01:06:56.900 If you...

01:06:57.260 Do you like ARGs or, like, scary stories like that?

01:06:59.560 They're fiction, but it's, like, they're...

01:07:01.500 It's, like, uh...

01:07:01.880 I get mad when they're fucking fiction because I...

01:07:04.520 I need it to be real.

01:07:05.960 I need it to be, like...

01:07:07.000 If you're gonna...

01:07:07.860 Even though it's, like, a good story, like, there's, like, a...

01:07:10.180 Yeah, I need you to lie to me.

01:07:11.860 Or at least tell me that it's based off of a true story.

01:07:14.780 Say that.

01:07:16.000 Top, are you a big, like, Jersey Devil fan?

01:07:17.920 Or, like, are you, like, a Mothman?

01:07:20.420 I did a fucking...

01:07:21.380 I did a report on the Jersey Devil when I was a kid.

01:07:24.580 And I've always, like...

01:07:25.780 We used to go camping in the Pine Barrens in New Jersey because that's where I lived.

01:07:28.760 And it was, like, you know...

01:07:30.060 That's the...

01:07:30.360 Like, it's out here, bitch. 1.00

01:07:31.600 Yeah.

01:07:32.520 Like, or, like...

01:07:33.560 Were you into, like, Goatman?

01:07:36.020 I liked Mothman.

01:07:37.220 Mothman was cool.

01:07:37.680 Mothman was cool.

01:07:39.540 You ever see the Mothman prophecies?

01:07:41.660 Yeah.

01:07:41.960 No, I haven't.

01:07:42.160 That's what got me into it.

01:07:44.180 I used to love that movie because it was, like...

01:07:45.920 That's when monster movies are really good because you don't see the big, stupid, greasy

01:07:50.600 monster, whether it's CG or, like, a bad fucking suit. 0.97

01:07:54.120 Yeah.

01:07:54.580 You only get a moment in that film where, like...

01:07:58.340 I don't know if it's, like, Dennis Quaid is in that or some shit.

01:08:00.420 But he fucking shuts the mirror.

01:08:02.500 I'm so...

01:08:03.000 I can't even believe I fucking knew that right now.

01:08:04.680 He shuts the mirror in his bathroom.

01:08:07.140 And when he shuts it, something's standing behind him.

01:08:10.100 And you only see that bitch for, like, a second. 1.00

01:08:11.660 And then it cuts to the next scene.

01:08:12.740 And that...

01:08:13.600 I'm like, oh, give me that, dude.

01:08:15.520 I love that shit.

01:08:16.540 Like, don't give me the fucking...

01:08:17.720 The monster, like, coming towards you all big and stupid.

01:08:19.620 Wasn't Dogman the one that was kind of an Appalachia type of...

01:08:23.300 Like, or in the South, too?

01:08:25.240 Like, where they would...

01:08:25.920 Like, it was a guy who was coming around and, like, he would kill...

01:08:29.020 Dogman's everywhere.

01:08:31.100 Dogman is, like...

01:08:31.840 Dogman's in Florida.

01:08:33.880 Dogman's in Florida.

01:08:34.960 Dogman's in Alabama.

01:08:36.160 It is funny the amount of...

01:08:38.220 Because you're going to hate me.

01:08:39.900 But Windy Goon is doing a cryptid iceberg of just basically going through all the cryptids

01:08:44.340 and then just ranking them.

01:08:45.300 But he was just like...

01:08:46.180 I'm going to find Cole every time he says Windy Goon.

01:08:49.120 But it was funny because he...

01:08:50.200 Dude knows.

01:08:51.640 Because he was going through and it's like...

01:08:54.320 He was like, there's way too many cultures that all have the same, like, cryptid of, 0.99

01:08:58.520 like, a dog-wolf sort of thing.

01:09:00.640 He was just like...

01:09:01.400 It's just like a kind of bigger dog, smaller wolf.

01:09:04.360 And they all have the same, like, the chupacabra.

01:09:06.800 He was like, there's all, like, every, like, place has the same one.

01:09:12.020 Yeah.

01:09:12.220 Dire wolf is fucking, like, retarded big. 1.00

01:09:14.520 Yeah.

01:09:14.960 But it's like...

01:09:15.480 But it's not...

01:09:15.900 It's just like the ones that are just, like...

01:09:17.420 They don't really kill humans.

01:09:18.520 They just kind of kill your goats sometimes.

01:09:20.820 They're kind of more of, like, a nuisance.

01:09:22.220 But no one sees them, really.

01:09:23.240 It's just kind of...

01:09:24.060 It's just really funny.

01:09:24.900 Yeah.

01:09:24.920 I like a fucking metaphysical dogman that can contact you, like, via telepathy.

01:09:30.280 And stands on its hind legs.

01:09:31.940 And he's fucking, like...

01:09:33.300 You guys go to that episode of The Confessionals where the guy's talking about his, like, great

01:09:37.900 uncle or something, like, back in the day.

01:09:40.040 And he's insinuating that he might have caught a dogman in his, like, barn.

01:09:45.460 And, like, had it just fucking chained up.

01:09:47.480 And eventually this thing got out and got him.

01:09:49.940 But, like, people in the town knew that he had this thing in his barn or shed.

01:09:56.380 And he would, like, feed it shit to keep it there.

01:09:59.140 And you haven't heard that one?

01:10:01.040 No.

01:10:01.100 It seems like you would want to kill that fucking...

01:10:02.800 Yeah, you might want to get rid of that real quick.

01:10:04.860 You want to kill that thing.

01:10:05.960 100%.

01:10:06.440 I think they thought he got it as, like, a younger dog, man.

01:10:09.540 Like, a baby dog.

01:10:10.500 I don't fucking know, man.

01:10:12.040 A dog boy.

01:10:13.100 A dog boy, if you will.

01:10:15.140 I like...

01:10:15.460 Also, like, every, like, culture has, like, their water cryptid that is basically, like,

01:10:22.160 Loch Ness monster.

01:10:23.500 But it's just, like...

01:10:24.240 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:10:24.840 Like, that's, like, everywhere.

01:10:26.280 Like, there's, like, three in, like, the Mississippi River, apparently.

01:10:29.400 And there's, like, fucking...

01:10:30.280 They're all over the place.

01:10:31.100 It's just very weird.

01:10:32.140 So, it's just cool to see, like, the cool ones.

01:10:34.200 Like, the Jersey Devil is just a cool one because it's not, like, any other cryptid.

01:10:38.220 Like, it's, like, a specific kind of cool one just for that.

01:10:41.200 Or, like, also just big...

01:10:43.060 Right.

01:10:43.080 It was, like, a one-off.

01:10:44.360 Yeah.

01:10:44.660 Or, like, you know, also, like, the Sasquatch or something, like...

01:10:48.020 Or Bigfoot.

01:10:48.800 Those are all...

01:10:49.360 There's, like, you know, there's Yetis and, like, the Himalayas.

01:10:51.940 Like, all of them have, like, just big hairy man, like, scary thing.

01:10:55.820 I'm, like, to the point now that I think that Tony's right on the money.

01:10:59.960 And so is...

01:11:00.740 You know who shares that theory in common with Tony?

01:11:02.640 So, Tony basically is, like, these things are descendants of the Nephilim. 0.95

01:11:06.420 Yeah.

01:11:06.620 And Paul, of Understanding Conspiracy, goes into, at length, this idea of the hairy man

01:11:16.980 from, like, I think England somewhere and how that connects to the Nephilim.

01:11:22.040 And he, like, traces that back and forth to show, like, its connection to the Nephilim.

01:11:25.740 And then when you take Tony's theory about them being Nephilim, like, yeah, something happened.

01:11:29.580 It's an offshoot.

01:11:30.260 Like, the Nephilim fucked something, a bear or a gorilla.

01:11:33.100 You know, they blew their load in something they shouldn't have.

01:11:35.480 And it created something.

01:11:36.700 I think a fucking Bigfoot is honestly terrifying.

01:11:38.580 We say dogmen were known as the Sino-Cephali in ancient times.

01:11:44.220 St. Christopher was depicted with a dog head.

01:11:46.420 Yeah.

01:11:46.940 In earlier depictions.

01:11:48.180 Fucking bizarre.

01:11:49.040 And then something changed.

01:11:50.280 The amount of, like, in ancient Egypt, like, the amount of, like, different cat head or dog head people.

01:11:56.300 Anubis and shit.

01:11:56.800 Yeah.

01:11:57.220 Like, it's, like, there's way too much shit.

01:11:59.380 To me, that's the...

01:12:00.180 They were worshipping the hybrids that the Nephilim supposedly had created, right? 1.00

01:12:04.860 So you're getting Osiris and Anubis and fucking, you know, you have the crocodile-headed one.

01:12:10.460 There's a fucking hippo-headed one.

01:12:12.320 There's, like, everything you could think of.

01:12:13.720 They were fucking with animals.

01:12:15.380 Do you...

01:12:16.020 They still are, dude.

01:12:17.600 This is kind of, like, a...

01:12:19.060 Kind of a little bit off, but kind of the same.

01:12:21.020 Do you believe in the lesser gods?

01:12:23.760 Yes.

01:12:24.260 Yeah.

01:12:24.460 I just think that they are real.

01:12:26.300 That they're, like, God of the gaps, basically.

01:12:28.360 Like, there are...

01:12:29.120 Like, you have God.

01:12:30.260 And then, like, it definitely mentions, like, it's very weird because you, like, in my section of Christianity, if you go, like...

01:12:36.360 Yeah, Elohim.

01:12:36.540 They believe there's one God.

01:12:37.920 Over the other Elohim. 0.98

01:12:39.160 Yeah, yeah.

01:12:39.500 Or there's one God.

01:12:40.440 And then, like, when he mentions gods, little g, he's just talking about pagan religion, not real at all gods.

01:12:48.220 But to me, it's, like, the way they mention it and the way he talks about it, those are actual gods.

01:12:53.780 Those are other, like, celestial beings that, like, control something.

01:12:58.160 We think they're fallen.

01:12:58.660 We think that they're the fallen angels.

01:12:59.900 And they might be God of this or that because, like, we've had a story where...

01:13:04.900 What did the guys say?

01:13:06.520 That the angels were in charge of this thing, karma, and they kind of dropped the ball into the sub-system?

01:13:12.860 Yeah, God commissioned the angels to create karma.

01:13:14.840 So if God had created the karmic system, it would have been perfect. 1.00

01:13:18.460 But since he commissioned the angels, eventually, over time, it got, like, backed up and fucked up.

01:13:22.840 So, like, there is a karmic system, but it's not perfect.

01:13:25.420 He makes all this shit, and then he's got his angels, and he's like, you're in charge of this, and you do that, and you're in charge of that.

01:13:32.480 And, yeah, it's very possible.

01:13:33.920 Then you take one-third of them that fell.

01:13:36.400 It's very possible that some of those were in charge of probably important things, right?

01:13:40.860 And they thought that they could just do it themselves.

01:13:42.500 So those are the small g gods that we'll see in, like, the Pantheon or in other, like, Vedic religions or... 0.97

01:13:49.320 Well, because...

01:13:49.700 And it's like, why did...

01:13:51.000 Like, so many religions were polytheistic, and it was like, you know, the monotheistic still...

01:13:55.780 Like, it's like, they're both kind of...

01:13:57.420 You could be saying they're both kind of right.

01:13:59.660 Like, because the monotheistic is there is one true god.

01:14:02.500 One.

01:14:03.420 But...

01:14:03.620 But see, that's what that means then.

01:14:04.640 When people get upset with me when I say that, because ultimately what it means is, like,

01:14:08.100 yeah, I believe the Vedic system.

01:14:11.020 I believe that the Greek gods were real.

01:14:12.780 I believe all these motherfuckers were right.

01:14:14.260 I believe they were worshipping fallen entities, though.

01:14:17.960 I think that's the difference, where it's like there's the creator-father god who created

01:14:22.320 all this shit, and then there was a subsect of his creations that rebelled against him,

01:14:26.660 and then those creations ended up giving you, like, whatever, agriculture or some shit like

01:14:32.220 that, and then you worshipped them.

01:14:33.280 They made it rain, and you had good crop yield, and so you worshipped them.

01:14:36.020 And it was to deceive.

01:14:38.660 First and foremost, it was to deceive, to lead away from the one true god.

01:14:42.280 They were like, listen, I'm like, you prayed to the god of agriculture, which could be a

01:14:45.920 demon, could be a fallen angel, whatever it is.

01:14:47.880 Like, he controls, let's say, he controls the weather.

01:14:51.320 Let's see.

01:14:52.560 There we go.

01:14:53.840 Right.

01:14:55.700 And then, like, but, like, and so, like, okay, we'll rush to this guy, and, like, instead

01:14:59.400 of, where, like, the Hebrews did this, like, if you read the Bible, they did this all

01:15:02.680 the fucking time. 0.85

01:15:03.380 Like, it's actually really crazy when you go through the timeline, it was, like, the

01:15:07.680 Hebrews, like, they came to God, and then they started, like, then God gave them good

01:15:11.000 stuff, and then, like, then they turned their back on God, and they started to get a lot

01:15:14.500 of stuff away, and they did this for, like...

01:15:15.980 It took a lot of stuff away.

01:15:17.340 It's, like, basically the story.

01:15:18.160 No, they literally did this for, like, 2,000 years, these fucking idiots.

01:15:21.080 Like, it was, like, constant, like, up and down.

01:15:23.200 It was the same, they did the same shit, like, you know, and it was just kind of, like...

01:15:27.380 I think the gods, the gods that they took over, over the one true God are real gods,

01:15:33.840 but they're angels, and we call them gods, like, the same way when the aliens come down,

01:15:38.920 half of the population is going to be, like, look, they're, like, gods.

01:15:41.920 It's, like, these are fucking...

01:15:43.100 First off, they're androids, and they're created by the Nephilim. 1.00

01:15:46.500 They're evil.

01:15:48.000 It's completely demonic shit, but, like, to us, yeah, what they can do, it will be

01:15:53.800 god-like, right?

01:15:54.620 Because we just can't, we don't have that level of technology or understanding.

01:15:58.140 It's, like, I mean, it's just the Kanye thing.

01:16:00.060 It's, like, what's a god to a non-believer? 0.99

01:16:02.060 It's just basically, it's, like, because it's going down, it's just, like, they just saw

01:16:05.460 something greater than them, and they're, like, God.

01:16:08.720 Like, it's bigger and better than me, so I have nothing else to compare...

01:16:13.360 Like, I have to just say it's just God, because that's, I mean, it's just...

01:16:17.040 It's bigger and better than me.

01:16:17.720 I can't compete with that, whereas, like, to the actual god, they're not even nothing.

01:16:22.880 Like, they're, like, the difference between us and the angels is nothing compared...

01:16:28.020 It's the difference between, like, God and the angels.

01:16:30.200 Like, it's even a bigger gap.

01:16:32.400 When we're doing fucking tinfoil hat, and we have Clint on, because obviously Clint's

01:16:37.160 got all this pull, and also he's, like...

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01:17:06.640 You know, got really a shit ton of content under his belt.

01:17:09.640 He's allowed to.

01:17:09.940 His wife allowed him to.

01:17:12.380 What, Clint?

01:17:13.600 Yeah, so he came on.

01:17:15.100 His wife said it was fine.

01:17:16.780 I don't know.

01:17:17.140 He used to have a wife.

01:17:17.800 He has a wife.

01:17:18.500 No.

01:17:18.900 He's joking about me.

01:17:19.660 Oh, I thought it was a Luke joke.

01:17:25.760 I was like, damn, dude.

01:17:27.780 Luke, his wife.

01:17:29.720 So, you know, he's going off on all these tangents, these, like, political tangents, and

01:17:35.480 I'm like, yes, but the fallen and the Nephilim and the spiritual warfare, and none of this means

01:17:42.280 anything.

01:17:42.840 I think that, honestly, that was kind of fun because I think it did kind of throw a wrench

01:17:48.480 in his situation.

01:17:49.420 He's like, yeah, well, libertarian values, and I'm like, yeah, but spiritual fucking warfare,

01:17:54.700 like, that's not real, dog.

01:17:55.960 None of that shit is real.

01:17:57.060 It doesn't mean anything unless you deal with the upper echelon of issues, but a lot of that

01:18:03.580 conversation was like, you know, like, it came, we came back to the whole aliens thing,

01:18:08.360 too, where it's like, oh, you know, aliens are on the table.

01:18:11.040 You want to talk about a strictly political worldview, but I think that's becoming increasingly

01:18:16.220 more and more difficult because every other fucking month, the backdrop to all this political

01:18:20.660 nonsense is like, there's aliens, eh?

01:18:23.160 Yeah.

01:18:23.780 Yeah.

01:18:24.340 Hey, there's aliens over here, you know, and then you go back to, like, these political

01:18:28.300 squabbles, and it's like, hey, look over here, there's more aliens, and it just keeps

01:18:31.320 fucking happening.

01:18:32.040 I'm like, eventually, it's not going to matter anymore.

01:18:34.040 You're not going to be able to talk politics without talking spirituality.

01:18:36.180 What about, like, this is just, I'm just going now, just going to random spiritual, like,

01:18:41.780 what about, like, God's ego death?

01:18:43.240 Do you believe, like, there is some sort of thing where there is some sort of, like, God

01:18:48.780 just being like, he's like, I'm done, like, with this?

01:18:52.920 Like, yo, I've been too fucking harsh.

01:18:54.600 What are you talking about, like, Old Testament God versus New Testament God?

01:18:57.240 Yeah, there's that, and there's also just that even, like, there is an ego death of

01:19:01.220 God where he has, it's, he basically, like, has lost his will, like, for, to keep this

01:19:08.900 realm, like, together, or, like, he's just like, I have no, so it's just like, I guess

01:19:14.300 it is kind of a black-pilled thing, but it's basically saying, like, he's not listening

01:19:18.360 anymore, or he's not, uh, like, it's, uh, he's turned it over to the lesser gods to

01:19:25.080 What was that, uh, the guy from, Tim, I don't, I don't think that that's true, but the guy

01:19:29.380 from tinfoil hat, he was just on the black dude that he was saying, uh, Oh, great, he

01:19:33.520 was talking about the speed of light increasing?

01:19:35.860 Yeah, no, D, was it, it's been decreasing.

01:19:38.740 Oh, it's decreasing.

01:19:39.380 It's a decrease in your increase.

01:19:40.700 That's way scarier.

01:19:41.680 That, that means, like, entropy even is, uh.

01:19:43.880 It means that it takes longer for us to perceive light, whereas before we were, like,

01:19:47.900 light was on us faster, so our molecules were faster.

01:19:50.680 And so everything, yeah, we were denser, like, we lived longer, we were denser, like,

01:19:54.860 there was so much going on.

01:19:56.300 Because that means that entropy, or, like, basically the running down of the entire system

01:20:01.640 even applies to things such as light, where light is slow, if light is slowing down, then

01:20:07.540 that's really fucking-

01:20:08.020 That means everything is slowing down.

01:20:09.400 That's really fucking scary, because, like, that means, like, at some point, light will

01:20:13.340 stop, like, it's, it's done, like, and that's-

01:20:16.060 Well, he said one of the things that was really crazy was, like, your carbon dating is all

01:20:19.280 fucked up, because it's, it's completely inaccurate, because, uh, the speed of light, 0.88

01:20:24.220 you know, 10,000, or, uh, a thousand years ago was, like, 10,000 times faster than it is

01:20:31.000 now, and so our entire perception of, like, the age of the earth based off of carbon dating

01:20:37.040 is totally out of fucking whack.

01:20:38.980 Like, it was really, really interesting, and it did-

01:20:41.160 That actually makes a lot of sense, because then it would be, like, okay, so-

01:20:43.980 It made a lot of sense.

01:20:44.820 That makes a ton of sense, because it's kind of the argument of, like, okay, why, if you're

01:20:48.460 a young earth creationist, and, like, saying, like, if light is slowing down, and, like,

01:20:53.420 maybe 5,000, 10,000 years ago, it was way faster, then that means, like, even though,

01:20:58.120 like, I'd be like, well, these are, these stars are 6 million light years away.

01:21:02.320 It's like, well, because they got, the light got here 5,000 years ago, and because at that

01:21:07.880 point, it was only 2,000 light years away, basically, and so, like, now it's getting

01:21:13.100 farther, like, it looks farther away, because light is slowing down.

01:21:16.060 It's like a time condension.

01:21:17.940 Because if you can't count the speed of light as a constant, then if it's a variable-

01:21:24.040 Right, and it fucks everything up.

01:21:25.220 You can't, there's no way to date based upon how far away things are, like, it's-

01:21:29.960 And then they're talking about, like, the density of human beings, and us being incredibly

01:21:33.900 resilient back in the day, and that's why in the Bible, motherfuckers were living to, 0.98

01:21:37.340 you know, 1,000 years old, or whatever the fuck it was, and several hundred years old.

01:21:41.240 I also think, I also think that's a-

01:21:43.020 I don't think, I don't think we're, like, it's, it's like a phenomenon where the light

01:21:47.080 is going away, and it's gonna dim out to black, like, that kind of thing.

01:21:50.780 I think this is more of a, like, you know, how many years, 40 years in the desert?

01:21:56.180 Kind of like, God's really, he's given us some manna from heaven, but he's like, he's

01:22:00.560 away from us, because we're away from him.

01:22:02.160 Look at, look at how the world's progressed.

01:22:03.720 Just, like, as we, as we get to where we are now, from where we were before, to, from,

01:22:09.620 like, walking with God in the Garden of Eden, all the way to your butthole on OnlyFans, I

01:22:15.900 was like, yeah, we're kind of, like, like, we're in a dim spot, but it doesn't mean that

01:22:20.080 it's, like, gone.

01:22:20.940 It just means that we are, like, not, we're not even looking for that.

01:22:24.440 But people now are.

01:22:24.920 And it could be, like, if, if you want to, like, say, like, who is the father of light?

01:22:30.100 It's God.

01:22:30.900 If he is, if we're getting further away from him, then obviously, if the light is further

01:22:35.140 away, the dimmer, the farther you get away from the light, the dimmer it will be.

01:22:38.580 Like, just even just, like, just physically.

01:22:40.340 That's what the dude was saying.

01:22:40.800 He was like, we would have had a much stronger connection with the spiritual realm.

01:22:46.160 Like, the spiritual realm is a real realm.

01:22:48.080 Back when the speed of light was faster, we would have been essentially, you know, I'm fucking

01:22:51.380 retarded, but vibrating at a much higher rate. 0.92

01:22:53.480 And we would have more than likely had, or could have possibly at least, had a stronger

01:22:58.020 connection with the spiritual realm.

01:22:59.740 But the more things slowed down, the less we're able to interact with it.

01:23:03.060 And so maybe back in the day, in biblical times, things were much more fucking supernatural.

01:23:09.420 You gotta think, like, Adam and Eve, they literally walked and talked with God.

01:23:13.460 The literal God.

01:23:14.340 They walked and talked with him every day.

01:23:16.540 And so, and then, like, and then their children, that's still, like, he's still so close.

01:23:20.720 And I also think there is something to the pure man, like, the first man and the first

01:23:26.280 woman having legitimately pure genetics, pure in every sense of the word, to where their 1.00

01:23:32.420 bodies ran how they were meant to.

01:23:35.120 And so, like, and then the farther we get away from that, the less, like, like, it's just,

01:23:42.100 basically, it's how you died.

01:23:43.320 Like, after a certain amount of time, your genes can no longer splice.

01:23:48.120 They pulled me from my job in the middle of this.

01:23:50.080 I was like, I gotta, I can't, and now we're, now we're down to, I told him 30 minutes.

01:23:55.020 But it's also one o'clock where he's at or some shit like that.

01:23:57.640 I don't know where the fuck Tyler is.

01:23:58.220 It doesn't matter, dude.

01:23:59.140 It's, it's, it's fine.

01:23:59.940 I mean, it's, uh, as long as I work, I have to work all the way on my drive tomorrow.

01:24:04.260 Elizabeth's going to be driving to Georgia and I'm going to be sitting in the passenger 0.91

01:24:06.640 seat, just fucking going to town on my laptop. 0.97

01:24:09.220 It's, it's, it's a trash and porn.

01:24:11.100 Watching his mom's going to fucking give him up.

01:24:13.800 Is it just, so is it just going to be, uh, uh, me and you top in the, in the fucking 0.95

01:24:18.400 van for six hours?

01:24:20.480 Uh, no, I think, yeah, I think my wife is coming.

01:24:23.560 Yeah.

01:24:24.000 Coming.

01:24:24.280 Okay, cool.

01:24:24.760 Then my wife's going to come too. 1.00

01:24:25.740 I gotta let her know that.

01:24:28.100 Yeah.

01:24:29.640 Elizabeth.

01:24:30.720 When I told Elizabeth, I was like, I was like, top's wife might not, it was, I said something

01:24:35.640 like, oh yeah, she's feeling sick.

01:24:37.080 She might not be that.

01:24:37.940 She was like, she's not coming.

01:24:39.160 What the fuck?

01:24:39.740 I thought the wives were coming. 1.00

01:24:40.680 What am I going to do?

01:24:41.380 I was like, oh yeah, it would be terrible for her like by herself with like, my wife 1.00

01:24:47.020 was like, I'm not going to come and hang out with a bunch of fucking frat tards. 1.00

01:24:49.840 I was like, yeah, I get it, man.

01:24:51.040 I understand either.

01:24:51.960 I hate these guys.

01:24:54.320 Are, are the women coming to like the conference? 0.92

01:24:56.500 How's this going to work?

01:24:57.940 We actually, it is.

01:24:59.500 It's crazy.

01:25:00.300 We've talked zero.

01:25:01.900 We have zero plans and it's, it's actually know what the show is going to be about.

01:25:06.380 Elizabeth is freaking out.

01:25:07.600 I know Toad is, Toad is about to have an aneurysm because he has no idea.

01:25:12.500 I told them, I'm said, I'm getting there at four and I'm immediately going to work out.

01:25:16.460 I'm going to the gym right after with a buddy of mine.

01:25:18.740 After that, I'm going to a meet and greet.

01:25:20.560 The next day I'm getting blackout fucking drunk.

01:25:23.300 I'm just drinking all day and just chilling with the homies. 0.99

01:25:25.260 That's all I care about.

01:25:26.180 I have somebody bringing me edibles that I can take.

01:25:29.460 I don't know if, Top, you probably have some too, don't you?

01:25:31.460 Did you actually have a gift for you, Top?

01:25:33.940 I forgot about that.

01:25:34.900 That sounded like a threat.

01:25:36.380 I don't like that.

01:25:37.600 It's like, you get to watch this time.

01:25:42.700 Go stand in the corner.

01:25:45.000 That's what you get.

01:25:45.760 That's like a gift I give all my friends.

01:25:47.440 I get to let all of them watch.

01:25:48.800 Just like, you get to be the cook.

01:25:52.060 Are you cocked in that situation?

01:25:55.400 If you're watching somebody else fuck, their own wife. 1.00

01:25:59.060 But it's not your wife. 0.98

01:25:59.920 It's just like another.

01:26:01.500 I'm just there?

01:26:01.880 Yeah, I think you are.

01:26:02.740 That's a light cooking.

01:26:03.420 No, light cooking.

01:26:05.320 Yeah, like diet cook.

01:26:06.480 Diet cook.

01:26:07.600 You ever see a video of like some dude is like, he might be at like a bachelor party or something.

01:26:13.400 And he's doing something and his boys are just like drinking a beer.

01:26:15.780 And every so often they'll look over and then they'll watch the game or something.

01:26:18.820 It's like, are they cocked?

01:26:19.560 I think they are.

01:26:20.260 It's just a weird situation.

01:26:21.880 It is very weird when somebody's having sex in a room that you're in.

01:26:25.460 Like, it is a very weird vibe.

01:26:28.280 It's a long way to say.

01:26:29.060 I can't even pronounce that word.

01:26:30.140 A long way to say cocked.

01:26:31.760 Oh, voyeurism.

01:26:33.180 I've heard of it.

01:26:34.260 I always wanted to look it up.

01:26:34.840 Yeah, I've heard of that too.

01:26:35.700 And it is something.

01:26:36.340 I would try to look it up, but I couldn't spell it.

01:26:38.020 It basically is just like watching.

01:26:40.520 I designed this one for Owen Benjamin.

01:26:42.200 Go pick that up on Merch for Bears.

01:26:44.080 You just like watching people have sex in the same room as them.

01:26:47.080 And it's just like, but like you have no like actual like relationship with them.

01:26:51.000 It's just like people that are just there.

01:26:52.380 Like you're just like, I just have to.

01:26:53.840 Apparently the phone screen isn't good enough.

01:26:55.360 You have to do it in person.

01:26:56.580 Like it's just a very weird.

01:26:58.960 There you go.

01:26:59.640 I was reading about a place in Las Vegas.

01:27:01.840 There's a place in Vegas where it's like a club.

01:27:04.340 And I guess it's for people to do.

01:27:06.360 Like swingers go there and they will have sex in front of everyone. 1.00

01:27:09.580 But there's like specific rules where like other people, you can go there.

01:27:13.380 But like, like this place is like just, you can't, you can look sometimes you can't.

01:27:17.320 I don't know.

01:27:17.840 Yeah.

01:27:18.060 No, dude, there was, um, this was a, oh fuck.

01:27:20.820 What comedian was talking about this?

01:27:22.060 Was it Mark Norman?

01:27:23.060 I want to say it was Mark Norman had told about going to one of these sex clubs.

01:27:26.220 And it was like, it was like, you go in this place and it actually has different, like

01:27:29.400 there's different clubs.

01:27:30.340 It was like a whole, like, like building maybe, or just like a, like almost like a strip mall.

01:27:35.280 This is the same shit I've heard that it's like, yeah.

01:27:37.160 And he was like, you go in there and he was like, he was like in this like club over here.

01:27:41.120 It's just free for all.

01:27:42.160 Everybody has sex.

01:27:42.840 This one, it's just like, uh, yeah, it is shit.

01:27:47.080 But he was like, he was like, I literally, he was like, so me and my girlfriend went

01:27:50.740 and he said, I started fucking my girlfriend in one of these clubs.

01:27:53.420 And this dude, he said, and this other dude just comes up and he was like, can I have a

01:27:59.720 go?

01:28:00.040 And he was like, no, just like, I was like, can you even be mad at the guy though?

01:28:04.920 Like, no, no, he was like, I couldn't, my cousin lived in Vegas.

01:28:09.500 I lived in Vegas for a little while, but my cousin lived out there for a grip.

01:28:11.900 And he would tell me these stories.

01:28:13.800 This actually thinking about the psych, the psychology of these kinds of clubs, swinger 0.93

01:28:18.560 clubs or whatever this is, makes a lot of sense to how Toad behaved.

01:28:22.420 Toad probably has been to one of these places and his behavior would be correct.

01:28:27.080 It is like, and you just jerk off and you just jerk it.

01:28:31.840 And like, that was a thing.

01:28:33.560 It was like, that was a thing.

01:28:35.120 It was like, you could just go and just watch.

01:28:36.820 Like, as long as you pay.

01:28:37.460 Did he talk?

01:28:38.200 Was he like, Hey, do this?

01:28:40.060 No, no, no, dude.

01:28:40.680 He was.

01:28:41.120 No, not that.

01:28:41.940 Less of that.

01:28:42.720 More of this.

01:28:43.180 No, no, no.

01:28:43.420 Dude was so fucking blackout drunk.

01:28:45.680 He, it was like, I mean.

01:28:47.900 It's just a little fucking demon standing in the corner of the room. 0.61

01:28:50.900 He wasn't, he didn't even get up.

01:28:52.220 He was laying on the bed and he just turned it like over like this.

01:28:54.960 And he was just watching.

01:28:55.960 Like, dude, it was like, dude wasn't even.

01:28:57.840 Oh my God.

01:28:59.160 I would have beat him up.

01:28:59.760 He was, he was so like, but like you can't, because it was a, it's probably just a natural

01:29:05.060 reaction for him.

01:29:06.040 It was his body.

01:29:07.160 His body was so drunk that his like his, like the hippocampus or whatever, the brainstem

01:29:11.720 just took over.

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01:29:41.180 Yes, it was just an in the statement.

01:29:42.920 I'm a different kind of drunk.

01:29:43.840 When I get drunk, I'm like virtually the same person, slightly louder and then mostly sleepy.

01:29:48.460 That's it.

01:29:48.920 That's the only thing that changes about me.

01:29:50.280 I get a little bit louder.

01:29:51.300 His secret is that he's always sleepy.

01:29:53.780 Yes.

01:29:55.300 I think I like epilepsy.

01:29:57.160 Okay.

01:29:57.560 So, so today, I, I, this is how crazy it is, right?

01:30:02.480 There's times where I'm at work and I'm like, I work in a shop.

01:30:05.240 It's dirty in the shop.

01:30:06.140 Right.

01:30:06.340 And I get so tired that I start to fantasize about laying cardboard down on the bathroom

01:30:11.200 floor and going to sleep on the bathroom floor today on my lunch break.

01:30:15.540 I couldn't find like, there's no place to lay down.

01:30:17.820 It's a metal shop.

01:30:18.460 I climbed a ladder and I got on the roof and I fell asleep on the roof.

01:30:26.520 That's really weird, dude.

01:30:28.160 My, like really weird.

01:30:30.160 I, I just have like problems like, like, like two o'clock, three o'clock.

01:30:33.040 I hit that like sleepiness and I just kind of fall asleep.

01:30:35.020 I'll fall asleep in my chair or whatever.

01:30:36.240 Wake up a little bit.

01:30:36.960 I'll do like the jerk thing.

01:30:38.040 My, my grandpa, he was funny.

01:30:39.860 He actually, uh, yeah, almost daily.

01:30:44.240 Okay.

01:30:44.680 All right.

01:30:45.140 Like, but it's just like, it's just like after I eat lunch or whatever and I'm just

01:30:48.500 chilling and after like, you're just kind of chilling in the chair and I'll just kind

01:30:51.540 of like nod off a little bit.

01:30:53.080 I can feel it happening and I'll be like, okay, I probably just need to go take like a little

01:30:55.920 nap, like a 30 minute nap and I'd be fine.

01:30:58.200 My grandpa actually, so he was a mechanic.

01:31:00.480 He actually hired a narcoleptic.

01:31:02.000 He was like, the kid was like, he was like, he was a great worker, but he had narcolepsy.

01:31:05.820 I feel like you should save this for tower gang.

01:31:07.700 Like we don't know what we're going to talk about.

01:31:09.420 And where the way he introduced this story is my eyes.

01:31:13.240 I was like, Ooh, I'll just tell him.

01:31:15.780 It's a cool story that he doesn't know about yet.

01:31:17.780 No, no, no.

01:31:18.360 It's like, it's not, I don't think it's that great.

01:31:20.620 Yeah.

01:31:21.040 Like you're maybe hyping up too much, but he hired a narcoleptic guy that he was just,

01:31:25.720 and he was a mechanic.

01:31:26.420 So he's working on fucking cars all the time, but he would just be like, and just out just

01:31:30.800 like, and so my, so my guy was like, he's a great worker besides the narcolepsy.

01:31:35.460 So he hired someone else.

01:31:37.500 No, I don't think he was just a white dude.

01:31:39.060 No, no, this was back in like the sixties.

01:31:40.740 He would, he would not hire a black guy. 1.00

01:31:42.660 Um, no, no, no, no, no.

01:31:44.920 So it is very natural for a black guy to slap sleep on the job. 1.00

01:31:48.020 So he was like, he hired someone else that would just stand there and wake him up if

01:31:52.760 he would fall asleep.

01:31:53.760 And so this guy would just be like, he would just, the guy would be like, and the guy would

01:31:57.120 be like, Hey, wake up, man.

01:31:57.980 And be like, Oh, sorry.

01:31:58.720 And you just go back to work.

01:31:59.520 He was like, he was hilarious.

01:32:01.440 I was like, that's the craziest, because I guess that's what you do when you have narcolepsy

01:32:05.600 and you need to work.

01:32:06.280 Just like, you just have, I was listening to everybody's show and he was, dude, I'm

01:32:11.220 glad to see this actually.

01:32:12.360 Cause I'm like, Oh, we're so far away from God.

01:32:15.340 The light, the light is so slow, dude.

01:32:20.280 I had a problem.

01:32:21.740 Like, especially when I worked in an office, like of where I would be like working and

01:32:25.440 then like, I would just be like, and I would just like fall asleep at my desk and my boss

01:32:30.580 would be like, walk by my room at like my office and be like, wake the fuck up. 0.52

01:32:34.180 And I'm like, Oh shit.

01:32:35.100 Like, it's just like every day, like two, three o'clock.

01:32:39.260 Sometimes after you eat though, I learned that when I fast, cause I'll fast till like

01:32:43.900 two and I'm out of work by two.

01:32:46.180 I don't have that anymore, but if I eat, it's a fucking wrap and I'm sleepy all day.

01:32:51.220 Like it's, it's, it's just, uh, if we're going to talk some fucking, uh, intermittent

01:32:54.980 fasting, I had just watched a video about it.

01:32:56.920 Like basically like if you're going to intermittent fast and you want good sleep, it was basically

01:33:01.220 like maybe like in the morning, especially if you're working out and you want to like

01:33:05.080 lose weight, but keep your muscle.

01:33:06.440 It was, or maybe gain a little muscle, like take a little protein in the morning, maybe

01:33:10.260 some like Greek yogurt, maybe a protein shake just to like, to break your fast.

01:33:13.620 But then you go all the way past, like you work out in the five o'clock, whatever.

01:33:17.160 Then after you work out, that's when you do your meal, like your one big meal.

01:33:20.920 And then you'll be ready to sleep right after that.

01:33:22.760 Like you'll like eat and then you'll be nice and tired and your belly be full, but you'll

01:33:26.140 be getting all the nutrients.

01:33:26.920 I was like, that makes me, I have no problems.

01:33:29.140 When it comes to nighttime sleepies, I go to sleep right away.

01:33:31.940 It's not a fucking problem.

01:33:32.720 I was listening to Tripoli and he's like, uh, he had a friend that was a narcoleptic and

01:33:37.700 they would play a game called like knock out, knock out the narco or something like that.

01:33:41.280 And basically what would happen is he would pass out when you made him laugh.

01:33:45.400 Oh shit.

01:33:46.600 So he's like hanging out with a bunch of comedians and they would say some shit and he'd be like,

01:33:50.700 and then he would just pass out.

01:33:54.500 And they would try to do that to him like all the fucking time.

01:33:57.400 Cubicle farms are the agriculture of Satan. 0.93

01:34:00.040 That is the craziest thing I've ever read.

01:34:03.240 Like while I've been watching the office again and it's like, I'm the dynamic of how human

01:34:08.500 beings interact with each other inside of that place is so weird.

01:34:12.260 And it's true. 0.56

01:34:12.840 I hate it.

01:34:13.040 I never worked in a cubicle though.

01:34:15.620 So that's, that's good.

01:34:16.440 I never worked in a cubicle.

01:34:17.200 I never worked in a cubicle, but I've worked in all of the things that I don't like that

01:34:20.220 dynamic of like when you have chicks and dudes there and like these weird little relationships

01:34:24.740 build and it's like where some people don't even care.

01:34:27.300 They're like, Oh, this is my office wife.

01:34:28.840 I'm like, that's fucking, you should get an office divorce. 0.87

01:34:31.620 Like you should leave that fucking job.

01:34:32.840 There is a very, there is a very weird, the work relationship dynamic is a very weird parasocial

01:34:40.320 sort of, um, cause you're with them constantly.

01:34:43.760 You're with them more than usually with sometimes like depending on how you work more than your

01:34:48.020 family.

01:34:48.660 Like you could be like, I mean, it's like outside of sleeping, like you're definitely

01:34:53.680 are.

01:34:53.980 That's nine hours a day.

01:34:55.080 You're at work.

01:34:56.260 Whereas, and then you're eight hours sleeping.

01:34:57.800 So that's seven.

01:34:58.600 So what is that?

01:34:59.620 Like 16 hours.

01:35:00.460 So there's only eight hours left of like family nine hours sleeping.

01:35:03.720 Thank you very much.

01:35:04.500 We sleep for nine hours here, but I don't like that fucking like this idea that.

01:35:08.560 So, so what happens to me, a lot of people are like, I'm going to put in that overtime.

01:35:11.400 I'm going to get, I don't do that because as soon as I start doing that, like something

01:35:15.480 in me goes like sleepy, but also this is like eating my soul away.

01:35:21.260 And I am not meant to do this.

01:35:22.900 Like I'm not fucking here to live, work and die.

01:35:25.980 Like I can't, I'm allergic to that shit.

01:35:28.000 And I fucking, I've walked out on so many jobs when I felt like, you know, this was

01:35:31.560 not, I walked out on the job one time.

01:35:33.080 I always felt bad about it.

01:35:34.340 It was like, I walked in in the morning and I worked for like, dude was like 80.

01:35:38.560 He was like 80 years old, man.

01:35:39.800 And he goes, Hey David, um, uh, there, there was a bit of an accident.

01:35:45.520 Can you help me clean this up?

01:35:46.760 I called him senior.

01:35:47.680 Cause he had a kid who went by the same name.

01:35:49.840 So it was junior and senior and I said, yes, senior, give me a second.

01:35:53.380 Let me just hang my jacket up.

01:35:54.320 So I hang my jacket up and he's like, it's in here.

01:35:57.680 And this dude is like a sweet old man, dude.

01:36:00.120 He's like 80 something years old, like classic fucking old Polak. 1.00

01:36:04.040 And he goes, it's in here.

01:36:05.780 And he points to the floor and it's in the bathroom and there's shit all over the floor,

01:36:11.960 dude.

01:36:13.440 And I said, and this is how much of a piece of shit I am.

01:36:16.440 I go, yeah, senior, I'll be right back.

01:36:19.780 And I walked to the back and I grabbed my jacket and I put it on and I walk out the back door

01:36:24.960 and I just left.

01:36:26.540 And it was like cold blooded as shit, but I was like, cold blooded dude.

01:36:31.060 I know bro, but I'm not cleaning this old bitch. 1.00

01:36:33.360 Have you ever, and then quit?

01:36:35.860 No.

01:36:36.940 Have you ever hung out with like, there's not very many times where I've hung out like outside

01:36:41.360 of work or outside of a work event with like my coworkers.

01:36:44.180 Like the ones that I have, like they're just really cool people.

01:36:46.880 Like that'd be really cool people.

01:36:48.580 Like, and there was only like, like at work.

01:36:51.320 No, no, no.

01:36:51.980 They're really cool.

01:36:52.840 This guy was actually really, really nice.

01:36:54.100 And he was really cool.

01:36:54.820 Like outside of work, we actually went to New Orleans together.

01:36:57.580 But like outside of that, like it was, I don't think that's anybody that I've worked with

01:37:01.540 that I've been like, hell yeah, let's fucking hang out, dude. 0.64

01:37:04.120 After that, you want to go get some, like never fuck, no fucking way.

01:37:06.920 Like I'll, I'll chill with you.

01:37:08.460 And like, we'll talk at work and we'll have a great time.

01:37:11.080 But like, it is once that's done, I'm done.

01:37:14.340 You did like, do you think like the, like, I don't know, because every, all the time before

01:37:18.660 this, like if you did agriculture or anything, it was your family.

01:37:20.980 It was like a family farm or like, you're just like, or like, right.

01:37:24.220 So it actually was your fucking family, not your work family.

01:37:27.480 Yeah, it really was like, and like, that's what it was for thousands of years.

01:37:30.280 And then now it's like, look at how, look at how that's progressed and look at where

01:37:33.560 we've gotten.

01:37:34.240 It's almost like it's done on purpose.

01:37:36.080 You know what I mean?

01:37:36.560 We talk about that.

01:37:37.460 And that's the crazy thing.

01:37:38.540 It's flipped now where you're spending more time at your job with technically strangers.

01:37:44.360 Technically you have zero outside of your work.

01:37:46.980 You have zero in common with them.

01:37:48.280 Like that would keep that bringing, that brought you together.

01:37:51.700 Usually, unless you got to like a really fucking cool place to work, usually have wildly different

01:37:58.980 ideas and viewpoints, uh, which can be fine.

01:38:02.440 It can be good if you just have like something, but like usually people like it, especially

01:38:05.620 in corporate America are absolute faggots or like political this and that. 1.00

01:38:10.720 Well, somebody said it too.

01:38:11.560 Nephilim ninja of Nibiru was like, yeah.

01:38:13.460 Cause I clean up my dad's shit.

01:38:14.560 Like if my grandpa was the one who was like, Hey grandson, welcome back to the family business.

01:38:20.600 I'm, I love you dearly.

01:38:22.100 And I bought generations of, you know, this family into the world.

01:38:25.800 Can you help me clean up my shit off the ground?

01:38:27.840 I'd be like, I really don't.

01:38:29.140 I'd put my jacket on and I'd leave.

01:38:30.720 No, no.

01:38:30.960 I would help my fucking grandpa.

01:38:32.800 I'd be like, fuck man.

01:38:33.800 We're going to clean up grandpa's shit because he's sad and he's old and he's senile.

01:38:37.560 And you know, but I'm not going to do it for a fucking stranger.

01:38:40.460 So yeah.

01:38:40.720 And then what are we doing too?

01:38:41.580 It's like, we're putting our old people in homes and we're destroying the fucking family 1.00

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01:38:48.180 God, it's fucking gross and dystopian as shit.

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01:38:52.260 And you know what?

01:38:52.980 I think that's a great place to leave the audience because I got to go anyway.

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01:39:00.320 I'm going to, you know what?

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