Nephilim Death Squad - Ranking Thanksgiving Dishes w⧸ NDS and Special Guests

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00:02:43.740 I can't believe you told the people about Ernesto.

00:02:46.200 Yeah.

00:02:46.800 Well, that was rough, dude.

00:02:48.560 I mean, we just watched a pig.

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00:02:59.800 To memes of Matt's face.

00:03:00.860 Memes of Matt's face, which is huge.

00:03:02.500 We do updates there, which, by the way, I said this when I dropped it.

00:03:06.020 I said, new Matt face just dropped.

00:03:07.900 Blessed.

00:03:08.340 Use it wisely.

00:03:09.120 And you guys did.

00:03:10.040 I've seen it implemented across Telegram and a bunch of other places.

00:03:13.460 You guys are killing it with the Matt face memes.

00:03:15.980 And I just got to say, I'm really proud of you guys.

00:03:17.580 Do we actually have any memes of Matt readily able to be pulled up right now?

00:03:22.120 Or is this just not a thing?

00:03:23.780 I mean, I don't have anything.

00:03:24.940 I have this.

00:03:26.220 I'm not brewing this.

00:03:27.080 I'm not brewing this.

00:03:27.720 I'm not brewing this right now.

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00:03:32.000 Early access to episodes.

00:03:33.220 Early access to tickets to Bohemian Grove, which we do have to talk about because we lost our venue.

00:03:38.260 We mentioned it earlier on the show.

00:03:40.360 It wouldn't be Bohemian Grove if we didn't lose our venue.

00:03:42.720 Am I right?

00:03:43.480 Yeah.

00:03:44.360 But it's happened a lot sooner this time, so that's great.

00:03:47.400 Thank God for that.

00:03:48.400 No venue.

00:03:49.920 We're just doing it in the streets.

00:03:51.380 But the show must go on, maybe, kind of.

00:03:53.580 I don't know.

00:03:53.960 It might go on.

00:03:54.540 Does anybody care?

00:03:56.260 Yeah.

00:03:56.500 Do you guys even care?

00:03:57.220 Do you even care?

00:03:58.800 Do you like, are you even Guam-ing or are you blabbing?

00:04:01.720 Do you want to come to Bohemian Grove and Guam with us, blab with us, or is this like not a thing?

00:04:05.580 I got a waffle cone.

00:04:07.380 It's really good.

00:04:08.100 That's confusing to people because you're holding up a coffee.

00:04:10.480 Well, it's a coffee waffle cone.

00:04:11.740 I don't know how they did it, but it's very nice.

00:04:15.060 I have a regular coffee with cream.

00:04:19.360 Listen, we sort of got kicked out of our venue.

00:04:24.000 That's not true.

00:04:25.220 Yeah.

00:04:26.140 Yeah.

00:04:26.420 Your father said-

00:04:27.720 Oh, he does look like my dad.

00:04:28.980 Listen, guys.

00:04:30.100 They ran me out of there.

00:04:33.120 They ran me out of there.

00:04:34.100 Hold on.

00:04:34.400 I'll read you the text message.

00:04:35.500 I actually have it.

00:04:36.280 Yeah.

00:04:36.380 Let's see.

00:04:37.080 This is how it was broken to me, which is like, you know, it was unnecessary, and there's a lot of kind of theatrics in it or whatever.

00:04:43.300 But it said, I regret to inform you that the Moose Haven out of Chicago, Illinois put a cease and desist on me.

00:04:51.640 The Moose Haven?

00:04:51.960 I don't even understand what he's talking about.

00:04:53.860 And this obviously happened in Bellevue, Florida.

00:04:57.040 Because I'm trying to follow, but I just don't understand.

00:04:59.140 This is what it said.

00:04:59.940 I regret to inform you that the Moose Haven out of Chicago, Illinois-

00:05:03.540 Based.

00:05:04.020 Based.

00:05:04.600 Put a cease and desist on me-

00:05:06.360 Out of Chicago, Illinois.

00:05:07.500 This makes no sense.

00:05:08.820 And ran me out of the Moose Lodge like Shrek with pitchforks and torches.

00:05:14.560 So I'm sorry I do not have a venue for you in March.

00:05:16.660 Good luck.

00:05:18.000 I have a tentative deal working with a theatre in Eustis, Florida.

00:05:22.300 However, I don't know exactly where I stand with them until at least January.

00:05:27.580 To which I said, absolutely nothing.

00:05:30.380 I didn't say anything.

00:05:31.260 What is that?

00:05:31.640 Why are we getting some double feedback boob lap?

00:05:34.340 All right, with the music.

00:05:36.000 Cut it out.

00:05:37.280 Thank you.

00:05:37.680 So we don't have a-

00:05:39.400 Have a seat, Matt.

00:05:40.160 Go ahead.

00:05:40.440 Don't just stand there making the room awkward.

00:05:42.300 Very nasty.

00:05:43.740 Why are you doing this?

00:05:45.300 Very nasty today.

00:05:46.300 We have a special guest.

00:05:48.500 I don't know if he's a special guest.

00:05:50.120 Are these mine?

00:05:51.840 Yeah.

00:05:52.100 Yeah.

00:05:52.600 The ones with all the wax on them.

00:05:54.280 Because I know how top is with the-

00:05:56.060 All right, listen.

00:05:56.680 Loaded with wax.

00:05:58.000 Loaded with wax.

00:05:59.980 And filth-

00:06:01.060 Why is this shit so light?

00:06:02.120 Hold on.

00:06:04.120 Why is he so ugly?

00:06:07.940 Oh, that's not nice.

00:06:09.020 I didn't mean to say that.

00:06:10.300 That's what I'm saying.

00:06:10.860 You guys are living in the two worlds right now.

00:06:12.700 Like, you're kind of Christians and then kind of not.

00:06:14.500 You go on and off.

00:06:15.540 Well, could you move over a little bit?

00:06:18.180 Because we called you ugly.

00:06:19.480 Is that a problem?

00:06:20.400 Can you stop chewing in the-

00:06:21.900 Oh, by the way-

00:06:22.400 They're really good.

00:06:23.380 I know.

00:06:23.960 You've never had those before?

00:06:25.260 No, they're good.

00:06:25.900 They'll sponsor.

00:06:26.460 That's a little bit bright.

00:06:27.220 I don't know what's going on.

00:06:27.920 We're not going to fix it.

00:06:28.620 Shout out to Amen Rat and Subliminal Messenger of Disagree to Agree.

00:06:31.940 Those are the guys who gave us the idea for this.

00:06:34.560 And I thought, what compelling-

00:06:36.740 What compelling content?

00:06:41.440 Don't tell him the buttons work, dude.

00:06:45.460 The idea to rank Thanksgiving foods.

00:06:49.060 Wait, is that what this episode's about?

00:06:50.720 That's all it is, dude.

00:06:51.720 I'm out of here.

00:06:52.240 Go ahead and leave.

00:06:53.200 Nobody even cares, dude.

00:06:55.020 Show him the-

00:06:55.680 Hold on.

00:06:55.980 Really quick.

00:06:56.580 I want to get your thoughts on this.

00:06:59.480 Yeah, nobody likes it.

00:07:00.600 Yeah.

00:07:00.960 I showed him the I'm not brewing this meme, and that's what he had to say about it.

00:07:04.060 Yeah, nobody likes it.

00:07:04.760 So what do you-

00:07:05.900 Chat, are we going to show up for Bohemian Grove?

00:07:08.820 Because I think we're going to headline our own events.

00:07:10.600 I don't think we're going to have all these comedians like we talked about.

00:07:12.840 I think it's going to be just like podcasters and the homies and everybody who the NDS-verse

00:07:17.620 has become accustomed with over the last few years.

00:07:21.400 And it's going to be like-

00:07:22.780 I don't know what he's-

00:07:23.640 He's just like in space, isn't he?

00:07:24.960 He's just doing like bad, nasty looks to me.

00:07:27.080 There's just stuff everywhere.

00:07:28.900 I don't do good with their stuff everywhere.

00:07:31.860 Eamon Ratt says, Raven, where's your business acumen?

00:07:33.980 That's a good question, and I don't have much of it these days.

00:07:36.740 Our business acumen is in Miami, Florida.

00:07:38.820 That's right.

00:07:39.920 Yeah.

00:07:40.340 That's right.

00:07:41.060 So what we're going to do is we're going to rank these things.

00:07:43.960 Do we have any more stuff to say before we start?

00:07:46.280 I mean, yeah, we don't have a venue, but that's going to be rectified if God wants it to be-

00:07:50.980 We have a schedule of events.

00:07:52.340 We do have a schedule of events.

00:07:53.940 I'm just- I'm confirming that, but I don't really know what you mean.

00:07:56.780 Like things we do.

00:07:58.360 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:07:59.440 Like, in other words, at this live event, we would do Chronicles.

00:08:04.240 We would do-

00:08:04.400 Can I turn up my thing a little bit?

00:08:05.900 No.

00:08:06.280 I'm actually going to turn it up if you ask again.

00:08:09.260 I'm not doing this.

00:08:10.380 I'm not brewing this.

00:08:11.080 Dude, it's behind you.

00:08:11.620 You have to do it.

00:08:13.600 David's got a- David took my seat today for whatever reason.

00:08:16.200 Okay, so back to what we were saying.

00:08:17.080 We're going to do the show.

00:08:18.200 It's going to be Bohemian Grove.

00:08:19.680 Does that do anything for you when I did that?

00:08:21.100 Maybe up a little bit.

00:08:22.280 A little bit.

00:08:22.840 Oh, it did something for you.

00:08:23.620 That's actually me that you lowered.

00:08:24.720 It was me, too.

00:08:26.000 Apparently, it's all of us.

00:08:27.240 Yeah, no, dude.

00:08:27.920 Oh, my God.

00:08:28.660 If mine could be a little lower.

00:08:29.940 Okay, so here's the problem, guys.

00:08:31.120 Is that better?

00:08:31.960 No, no, no.

00:08:32.420 What you're doing is-

00:08:33.340 Hold on.

00:08:33.740 No, that won't do.

00:08:35.260 That will not do.

00:08:36.120 That'll be just fine.

00:08:36.380 I'm running the show this time, and that'll be just fine.

00:08:39.740 David's running the show.

00:08:40.540 He has no clue.

00:08:41.100 David, below, at the very bottom, is the one that has the individual.

00:08:44.920 No, no, no.

00:08:45.440 Underneath, yes.

00:08:46.160 Those have one through four.

00:08:47.180 Okay, not to be the guy that just steps in, even though he's a guest and tries to do

00:08:50.480 the thing.

00:08:50.920 Which one is him?

00:08:51.660 Can we just address Panda Fly?

00:08:52.900 She hasn't been to a Thanksgiving dinner in 15 years.

00:08:55.380 Should we talk about that?

00:08:56.500 I don't care about this.

00:08:57.600 What are you talking about?

00:08:58.640 Can we make Bohemian Grove slash Thanksgiving dinner, even though it's in March?

00:09:03.840 Who's going to make it?

00:09:05.320 They all make it.

00:09:05.980 They all come.

00:09:06.360 I'm really good at cooking.

00:09:08.780 Really good at eating.

00:09:10.120 What does that mean?

00:09:10.760 You've never been to a Thanksgiving dinner?

00:09:12.480 In 15 years, she said.

00:09:13.860 Well, Panda Fly, are you coming to Bohemian Grove?

00:09:16.480 Apparently, it's now a Thanksgiving dinner.

00:09:19.560 We'll wait for your answer.

00:09:21.120 Don't say anything.

00:09:23.020 I think these people are liars.

00:09:24.540 David, I can't hear anything.

00:09:25.820 You have to bring it louder.

00:09:28.440 This is a problem.

00:09:29.960 Is that better?

00:09:30.440 He wants to sit in the seat.

00:09:31.740 Matt, you see what it is?

00:09:32.720 Is it better?

00:09:33.280 I want to sit in the seat.

00:09:34.400 That's as good as it's getting.

00:09:35.300 To be the big dog.

00:09:36.340 The big dog.

00:09:37.540 Can you hear anything?

00:09:38.880 She said, I haven't had family or friends.

00:09:41.160 Which number is yours?

00:09:42.240 I can't read the rest of it.

00:09:43.920 Top!

00:09:44.120 I don't know.

00:09:44.580 Which number is yours?

00:09:45.720 I don't know.

00:09:45.960 You got to figure it out.

00:09:47.100 No, you got to figure it out.

00:09:49.240 I'm number three.

00:09:50.340 I haven't had family or friends to go to.

00:09:52.600 That's what she said.

00:09:53.680 Is that better?

00:09:54.560 Yeah.

00:09:54.700 And then Rab Simms says, we are your family.

00:09:57.640 Dude, I'd love the chat.

00:09:58.860 Matt is four.

00:09:59.760 Look, my wife said something.

00:10:00.860 What'd she say?

00:10:01.340 You make good...

00:10:02.860 I can't see it because the camera's in the way.

00:10:04.360 Somebody tell me what my wife said.

00:10:05.840 Yeah, all right.

00:10:06.460 You make good steak and potatoes.

00:10:08.040 Everything else is experimental.

00:10:09.260 That's fair, and I'll allow it, and I don't think that's inaccurate at all.

00:10:11.760 Is that really your wife?

00:10:12.860 That's my wife.

00:10:13.600 Yeah, she's hanging in the chat.

00:10:14.980 She's one of the people now.

00:10:16.360 All right, so...

00:10:17.200 She's watching us.

00:10:17.860 She's judging us because we started very late.

00:10:19.640 Why are you so low in your chair?

00:10:21.400 Are you melting?

00:10:22.260 Get up, dude.

00:10:23.100 Be an adult.

00:10:23.980 Sit up straight.

00:10:24.640 Why can't I just be comfortable, dude?

00:10:25.940 I just work an eight-hour shift, which you guys don't know anything about.

00:10:28.680 Six hours, really?

00:10:29.700 No, closer to nine, actually.

00:10:31.140 Is it three?

00:10:31.680 If you look at how much time he spends texting, asking people if they met us...

00:10:35.720 You're literally a boomer, dude.

00:10:36.920 The boomers don't understand that you conduct business on your phone now the same way it used

00:10:40.160 to be a laptop.

00:10:41.020 You do all your orders and pay all your bills.

00:10:41.880 Matt, do me a favor.

00:10:42.560 Go ahead.

00:10:42.800 Tell us about your day, Matt.

00:10:43.840 Go ahead.

00:10:44.220 Yeah, tell us what your day looks like.

00:10:44.840 I'm just saying it's a long day of work while you guys play playtime and come in here for

00:10:48.140 random times of like, hey, man, let's play playtime.

00:10:52.020 No, tell us how it went.

00:10:52.860 I don't like this music.

00:10:54.940 Oh, you thought you were going to come on our show and you were going to get all uppity

00:10:58.800 on our show and you didn't know that we had a soundboard.

00:11:01.680 You got uppity with me for slouching, bro.

00:11:03.920 Bro, you're getting lower by the second.

00:11:06.060 I'm tired, dude.

00:11:06.880 I just want to slouch for a minute and then I'll sit up in a minute.

00:11:10.560 Are you doing your expensive dinner today?

00:11:13.160 No.

00:11:13.480 Tomorrow.

00:11:14.640 Tomorrow.

00:11:15.240 Can we do Thanksgiving here?

00:11:16.300 This is why I don't tell you guys anything.

00:11:18.200 Let's have a Nephilim Death Squad Thanksgiving in, yeah, I guess March.

00:11:25.240 Wait, this is only for patrons?

00:11:26.740 I mean, we potentially could do.

00:11:28.420 Ah, shit.

00:11:29.340 No, I just fucked up.

00:11:31.460 What?

00:11:32.080 That's okay.

00:11:33.740 This is patrons only.

00:11:34.680 Oh, well, it has to air on Thanksgiving.

00:11:38.660 See, hold on a second.

00:11:39.780 That worked out.

00:11:40.300 That was all part of my master plan.

00:11:41.640 No, no, no, no.

00:11:42.260 Solo on me.

00:11:43.020 Here we go.

00:11:43.800 How do you know?

00:11:44.160 Not him.

00:11:44.740 I'm going to ask you the machine.

00:11:46.140 Yeah.

00:11:46.540 Nope.

00:11:47.000 Top.

00:11:47.360 He wants to be the guy.

00:11:49.140 There he is.

00:11:49.220 He wants to be in the chair.

00:11:50.840 You see him?

00:11:51.140 Is he controlling which camera works and which one doesn't?

00:11:53.500 Yep, he was.

00:11:54.380 What?

00:11:54.840 Yeah.

00:11:55.280 Yeah.

00:11:56.020 When do I get to sit in that chair?

00:11:57.720 No, you don't get to sit in the chair.

00:11:58.740 No, this is what I'm saying.

00:11:59.460 Nobody gets to sit in that chair anymore.

00:12:02.280 That's fair.

00:12:03.640 Okay, but say what you got to say.

00:12:04.760 Can we put it back on top?

00:12:05.780 He's got to say like a-

00:12:06.640 Top.

00:12:06.780 I'm done.

00:12:07.680 I'm done.

00:12:08.500 Come on, man.

00:12:09.220 I'm done saying it.

00:12:10.740 Okay, but what?

00:12:11.580 We just like dox somebody or something?

00:12:13.540 I'm not clear what just happened.

00:12:14.420 You don't even know what doxing means.

00:12:15.560 I know, but like something got said that wasn't supposed to get said.

00:12:18.120 I'm just very confused right now.

00:12:19.160 Could you sit up?

00:12:20.560 Maybe sit up a little bit.

00:12:22.700 Fine.

00:12:24.140 Oh, my bones.

00:12:25.800 My bones?

00:12:26.600 You can tell by the bones.

00:12:28.060 Well, no.

00:12:28.340 I just beat JJ in one-on-one basketball.

00:12:30.020 Oh, my gosh.

00:12:31.760 I'm tired.

00:12:32.400 We had a bet on how long it was going to be before we said it.

00:12:35.200 Well, you know I'm going to say it.

00:12:36.440 Oh, my God.

00:12:37.300 You know I'm going to say it.

00:12:37.980 11 minutes.

00:12:38.260 That's 11 minutes since you've been on.

00:12:39.820 It's only three minutes since I've been on.

00:12:40.640 I beat a young man at basketball.

00:12:45.360 He did, though.

00:12:46.460 He put a whooping on him.

00:12:47.440 JJ told me.

00:12:48.040 That was pretty cool.

00:12:48.560 Yeah, that was kind of embarrassing.

00:12:49.580 All right, guys.

00:12:50.500 Listen.

00:12:51.040 I can whoop, bro.

00:12:51.860 It's not embarrassing.

00:12:52.320 So I guess the reality of this show right now is that David's not in the seat.

00:12:57.600 He's doing it all wrong.

00:12:58.940 Okay.

00:12:59.620 You got to put that on your screen so that we can still see the screen.

00:13:02.780 He doesn't care.

00:13:03.840 He doesn't care.

00:13:04.580 We're going to rank food.

00:13:05.540 He has no feelings.

00:13:07.460 How do we do this?

00:13:08.480 How do we rank the food?

00:13:09.400 I didn't test it out before we started.

00:13:11.200 But if Eamon Rat and Subliminal Messenger can figure it out, we can figure it out.

00:13:15.660 So here we have at the bottom.

00:13:17.220 They're very smart people.

00:13:18.640 Wow.

00:13:19.000 There's a lot of foods.

00:13:20.020 Well, that's a lot more foods than I wrote down.

00:13:22.320 And I guess we'll just start from the top left.

00:13:23.820 And we're going to rank them as far as on a scale from gross to best with everywhere.

00:13:28.280 Did you put all that stuff in there?

00:13:30.020 No, it came like this.

00:13:30.940 How dope is that?

00:13:31.700 Are you kidding me?

00:13:32.100 I wouldn't have done this work.

00:13:32.820 So this is not that cool because it doesn't even have the stuff that you make on things.

00:13:35.720 Oh, so here we go.

00:13:36.880 So here we go.

00:13:37.560 This is how we submit the vote.

00:13:38.980 So apple pie is on.

00:13:42.820 And we have to have a discussion, a meaningful discussion about all these.

00:13:45.640 So apple pie is on the table.

00:13:47.780 That's our first one.

00:13:49.820 And I mean, look, I'm going to be honest.

00:13:53.200 I'm going to say my first bit on it.

00:13:54.240 As far as pies go, apple pie is great, but it's not my favorite.

00:13:59.760 It's not my favorite.

00:14:00.720 I wouldn't say it's my favorite either.

00:14:02.320 It's a good pie.

00:14:05.000 With a little ice cream, but that's not part of the gig.

00:14:07.440 It's only.

00:14:08.540 I'd say it's a little sexual.

00:14:10.280 Well, that's because it's been sexualized.

00:14:12.100 As a matter of fact.

00:14:13.160 That's not apple pie's fault.

00:14:14.240 What?

00:14:15.060 I just want to say something.

00:14:16.220 Go ahead.

00:14:17.340 Is it okay?

00:14:18.180 Can he say something, Matt?

00:14:19.660 Yeah, I just don't know where this is going.

00:14:21.520 Me neither, dog.

00:14:22.020 It's going to get ranked.

00:14:24.980 Apple pies and sex?

00:14:26.420 I don't know.

00:14:26.620 There's probably a thing that I don't know anything about.

00:14:27.320 No, why would you say that?

00:14:28.760 Yeah, it's called American Pie.

00:14:30.240 Yeah, yeah.

00:14:30.660 That's why I like the connotation.

00:14:32.620 I don't like it.

00:14:34.580 Thank you.

00:14:35.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:14:35.860 It had to be.

00:14:36.520 Can you put the buttons in the middle?

00:14:37.980 No, don't let him have the buttons.

00:14:40.780 They're right there.

00:14:41.340 Look at how happy he is about the buttons.

00:14:43.120 Sit up straight and you can press the buttons.

00:14:44.900 I got asked today by some sort of affiliate deal.

00:14:48.400 I'll read it to you.

00:14:49.580 No, I don't want to.

00:14:50.400 No, I mean, you should listen to it.

00:14:51.720 Read it.

00:14:51.980 This is a big deal.

00:14:52.840 We're going to all need to hear it.

00:14:55.100 That's not how you use that one.

00:14:57.740 You got access to the buttons, Matt.

00:14:59.620 And he's using it wrong.

00:15:01.880 Wow, is it gone?

00:15:03.640 They redacted.

00:15:05.080 Oh, look.

00:15:05.420 So they go, we're giving 30% of net proceeds to the first 50 affiliates.

00:15:09.520 And I guess this is done.

00:15:11.420 For I could become an affiliate to the Quitter app.

00:15:15.020 You know what that is?

00:15:15.800 Yo!

00:15:16.180 Oh, they offered us that?

00:15:18.040 I've been tweeting at him.

00:15:18.680 Not us.

00:15:19.820 Not you.

00:15:20.660 Oh, only you on your Twitter page?

00:15:23.740 Oh, here we go.

00:15:24.460 We're feeding it now.

00:15:25.620 Maybe?

00:15:26.040 No, I'm willing to give credit where credit's due.

00:15:27.840 No, he's very big about Twitter.

00:15:28.960 I'm a big deal on Twitter.

00:15:30.080 This came from Twitter?

00:15:31.360 Yeah.

00:15:31.900 Oh, good for you.

00:15:32.840 Dude, I would do that.

00:15:34.300 Yeah, but I mean, it's affiliated with pornography in a way.

00:15:37.320 No, it's not.

00:15:38.180 It's affiliated with not watching pornography.

00:15:40.940 Specifically, it's like an app to help dudes who struggle with looking at boobs and stuff,

00:15:46.660 and they shouldn't be looking at boobs.

00:15:47.620 Is it the Bible app?

00:15:48.600 Because the scripture says, walk in the spirit so you don't fulfill the lust of the flesh.

00:15:51.880 Bang.

00:15:52.580 So what's up?

00:15:53.500 Boom.

00:15:54.440 Oh, but that's why you don't want them to...

00:15:56.880 I don't know.

00:15:58.700 No gooning.

00:15:58.960 What are we even talking about?

00:15:59.740 We're talking about not gooning.

00:16:02.120 But does somebody want to advertise with Top on Twitter?

00:16:04.980 He's got the thing on him.

00:16:06.600 There you go.

00:16:07.240 I think that's great.

00:16:08.200 I think you should do that.

00:16:09.500 Yeah, so that app is something like...

00:16:11.420 You know who owns it?

00:16:12.760 Who owns it?

00:16:13.460 Milo, Yiannopoulos.

00:16:15.000 Milo's gay.

00:16:15.880 I mean, people should not be screwing around with porn because they had to think about my

00:16:20.120 wife.

00:16:21.940 You don't want it.

00:16:24.140 Their wives.

00:16:25.080 Well, I think it's a good thing.

00:16:26.980 You think it's a good thing?

00:16:27.900 I think it's a good thing, yeah.

00:16:29.000 I talk on this show all the time.

00:16:31.300 I'm like, stop pulling your pecker.

00:16:34.100 Yeah, well, that's on your show.

00:16:35.300 No, that's not really what we're doing here.

00:16:38.220 No, we're not gooning anywhere.

00:16:39.880 Right.

00:16:40.560 So they're saying that I could do this and become part of their affiliation program.

00:16:44.220 Yeah, so drop that conservative OG tag on Twitter and go with the quitter one.

00:16:50.940 I like that.

00:16:51.680 You think I should do that?

00:16:52.100 He's a conservative OG.

00:16:53.720 I'm kind of lost.

00:16:55.200 I'm kind of lost.

00:16:55.720 So what does that mean?

00:16:57.020 They want to advertise on your thing or they want you to like...

00:16:59.660 Well, there'll be like a little sign next to my name.

00:17:01.700 We don't really know what it means.

00:17:02.880 That says that you're with this app that helps people stop with porn?

00:17:06.280 Yeah.

00:17:06.600 Yeah.

00:17:06.980 That's great.

00:17:07.740 Okay, yeah.

00:17:08.260 What's the...

00:17:08.820 They pay you for that?

00:17:09.820 Or it's just like they just want you to do it?

00:17:11.700 I guess they pay me.

00:17:12.680 I don't know.

00:17:13.120 He gets nothing from it.

00:17:14.220 Yeah.

00:17:14.780 I get a cool little thing by my name.

00:17:16.400 And you get to say, stop jerking off.

00:17:17.820 If it could help pay for some of the bills around here, that'd be nice.

00:17:20.460 Well, we don't know about that.

00:17:21.480 This isn't about money.

00:17:22.300 It's about not going to.

00:17:25.160 That's not even appropriate.

00:17:26.420 No, keep dreaming.

00:17:27.180 It's the wrong button.

00:17:28.320 Stop pressing buttons.

00:17:29.200 No more buttons for you.

00:17:29.920 No, they're all...

00:17:31.040 It's the whole song.

00:17:34.760 All right, so what do you think about apple pie, Matt?

00:17:37.440 Well...

00:17:39.000 Oh, my God.

00:17:41.780 This is great.

00:17:42.740 I'm going to pitch mine.

00:17:44.220 I'm going to say it's good.

00:17:46.420 But it's just good.

00:17:47.520 No, I'm just saying that's where I'm landing right now.

00:17:49.140 It's just good.

00:17:49.440 Okay, but we had to all three vote, and then it lands...

00:17:51.920 And then we'll kind of figure out something.

00:17:53.040 What do you think?

00:17:53.560 Good, great, meh.

00:17:55.280 Oh, you're going as far as meh.

00:17:56.700 Okay, fine.

00:17:57.220 Yeah, dude.

00:17:58.140 Yeah, apple pie is like...

00:17:59.860 It's out.

00:18:00.440 Is it warm?

00:18:01.080 Is it supposed to be cold?

00:18:02.200 I mean, I think it's insinuated.

00:18:03.320 It's dry.

00:18:04.100 Most of the time, it's dry.

00:18:05.180 No, it's not dry.

00:18:06.200 It's filled with caramel gobs.

00:18:07.900 The crust is always kind of dry on apple pie.

00:18:10.360 Which is nice.

00:18:10.980 Okay, so you're a mad guy too, huh?

00:18:12.960 I'm going to suck on this, because I don't eat processed carbs.

00:18:15.200 You're not allowed to suck on it.

00:18:16.500 I don't know what that means, but just select.

00:18:18.680 No, not like that.

00:18:19.360 I'm just saying in general, if I ate an apple pie, I'd get lightheaded and a sweaty forehead.

00:18:23.280 I'd have to sit down.

00:18:24.200 Weak.

00:18:24.900 I'm not wasting it on that.

00:18:26.140 Weak.

00:18:26.600 Okay, so you're going gross.

00:18:29.400 I mean, it feels bad, because it's a classic food, but it's dry and kind of gross.

00:18:34.560 All right, wow.

00:18:35.840 No, I'm going mad, though.

00:18:36.860 I'm going mad.

00:18:37.280 I think that that lands us in about mad, then.

00:18:39.580 Yeah, mad.

00:18:40.120 Okay, I'll allow it.

00:18:41.140 No, that's fine.

00:18:42.200 Mad for the apple pie.

00:18:43.600 Baked squash?

00:18:45.820 It depends.

00:18:46.760 What?

00:18:47.180 No.

00:18:47.860 I don't even know what that means.

00:18:49.220 I'm mad about it.

00:18:49.820 Well, if you live in Florida, we have what's called seminal pumpkin, and those are bangers,

00:18:54.160 dude.

00:18:54.420 Those are the Indians used to grow them.

00:18:56.180 They'd go up the oak trees and stuff.

00:18:57.760 Dude, the more you describe it, the more I dislike it.

00:18:59.720 It's like a mix between a pumpkin and a sweet potato.

00:19:02.500 They're bangers, bro.

00:19:03.360 This is a good show for him to be on, because I don't know most of these food groups, so

00:19:06.600 he's got to tell us.

00:19:07.340 Our food groups.

00:19:07.900 What are we talking about?

00:19:08.480 These are specific foods.

00:19:09.460 We're talking about squash.

00:19:11.040 Yeah.

00:19:11.220 Yeah, but a pumpkin is a type of squash, and a seminal pumpkin is what's native to Florida,

00:19:15.560 and y'all are Floridians now, so you need to get used to this.

00:19:17.840 You ever have a spaghetti squash?

00:19:19.500 Yeah.

00:19:19.880 They're all right.

00:19:20.520 Yeah.

00:19:20.900 It's okay.

00:19:21.560 Yeah, but what are we talking about here?

00:19:22.800 It's not spaghetti.

00:19:23.500 Boiled squash?

00:19:24.660 Yeah.

00:19:25.020 No, you can cut them down the middle, and then put them in the oven, and then you scoop

00:19:28.480 it out and eat it, and the texture is good, dude, on a seminal pumpkin.

00:19:31.600 It's very good.

00:19:32.300 And the gourds, in general, those are just healthy.

00:19:35.280 You're getting good nutrients.

00:19:37.340 You're getting good vitamins, good fiber.

00:19:39.580 Okay, so we're going gross.

00:19:40.760 I'm way at the top, whatever the top one is.

00:19:42.720 What?

00:19:42.820 Yeah.

00:19:43.120 You're going way at the top?

00:19:44.320 Hold on.

00:19:44.580 What's the top?

00:19:45.180 Wait, what is the top?

00:19:46.100 The top is best.

00:19:48.740 No, no.

00:19:49.160 I would say, well, that's tough.

00:19:51.800 It's between great and good.

00:19:53.100 Dude, I'm giving that a strong meh.

00:19:54.860 David, you've got to drag that window onto your screen here so you can look at it here,

00:20:00.200 and then we can split it.

00:20:00.900 You know what I'm saying?

00:20:01.460 I don't know what you're saying.

00:20:03.160 Switch seats.

00:20:04.060 What's wrong with it?

00:20:05.480 We can see it.

00:20:06.140 It's Pepto-Bismol at the bottom.

00:20:08.820 Because that's what this baked squash gives you diarrhea, dude.

00:20:11.800 Squash is gross.

00:20:13.200 Yeah, gross.

00:20:13.920 Oh, you guys haven't had good seminal pumpkin.

00:20:15.780 No, okay, so what did you say?

00:20:16.900 You said good or best?

00:20:18.020 This is like white people yucca.

00:20:21.540 Yucca's the shit.

00:20:22.360 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:20:23.380 So if you're like, oh, I love yucca, it's like, okay, but this is comparable.

00:20:26.660 I don't think so.

00:20:27.280 I don't think so.

00:20:28.440 So gross for me.

00:20:30.720 You're saying great?

00:20:32.480 Mm-hmm.

00:20:33.260 Okay, so that's going to land it.

00:20:34.340 Like in the orange, you mean like great, right, wow.

00:20:37.560 Okay, so what does that mean then?

00:20:39.160 What is the average is?

00:20:40.020 If you say it lands it in meh.

00:20:40.580 Well, it depends what top's at.

00:20:41.540 It's going to land it meh.

00:20:42.480 Meh.

00:20:42.880 Yeah, it's going to land it meh because he said gross too.

00:20:45.200 So meh it up.

00:20:46.720 Meh with the baked squash.

00:20:47.740 Get that out of here, dude.

00:20:48.220 So, dude, this meal is kind of meh.

00:20:50.140 Oh, baked sweet potatoes, dude?

00:20:52.540 Those are nice.

00:20:53.060 That's the best, dude.

00:20:55.120 That's the best.

00:20:56.140 I don't give a shit.

00:20:56.880 A little, like a baked sweet potato with shut up, grass-fed butter and salt?

00:21:01.480 I'm going to leave this on the screen because David has neglected his duties of-

00:21:04.920 Why can't he just slide it over so we can still see the chat and the people?

00:21:07.380 He can literally grab it and drag it to your screen here.

00:21:10.540 Well, no, I know how to do that, but I thought we all wanted to see.

00:21:13.840 And then go to-

00:21:14.620 Yeah, we all could see if you go to the stream yard.

00:21:16.800 Jesus Christ.

00:21:17.500 If you go to now, stream yard.

00:21:18.380 Take it easy.

00:21:18.740 Now we can all see.

00:21:19.560 You see now like that?

00:21:21.260 Oh, my God.

00:21:21.960 Hey, Chuck, take that back, dude.

00:21:23.820 That's not cool.

00:21:24.380 What did Chuck say?

00:21:25.240 He said, Tom's a favorite.

00:21:26.800 You put that up there.

00:21:27.660 You know what Chuck said.

00:21:28.420 You're the one that's putting stuff up there.

00:21:30.340 Chuck, what the hell, dude?

00:21:31.640 All right, hold on.

00:21:32.200 Let me get this thing off the screen real quick.

00:21:34.020 This lady with the jewelry.

00:21:35.960 It's not going to let me.

00:21:36.760 Okay, cool.

00:21:37.580 So, yeah, man.

00:21:38.780 I think that nothing really beats a sweet potato with just coarse salt and butter.

00:21:44.540 It's incredible.

00:21:46.540 Yeah.

00:21:46.880 A little brown sugar, man.

00:21:48.340 Whoa.

00:21:49.120 Now that you've gotten into dessert territory, dude.

00:21:51.720 Yeah.

00:21:52.320 What's your face about, Matt?

00:21:53.980 It's just you start adding all the sugar.

00:21:56.260 A little of the marshmallows.

00:21:57.640 Sugar.

00:21:57.880 You just get lightheaded, man.

00:21:59.560 It is crazy that there's no H in sugar.

00:22:01.660 Matt, you got to sit up.

00:22:03.120 Can you sit up, dude?

00:22:04.320 Dude, you guys don't know what it's like to work for me.

00:22:05.960 Hey, dude, act like you want to be here.

00:22:07.660 I love being here.

00:22:10.280 It's just that he's been working for so long.

00:22:12.460 Shocked that you guys would even let me come in on a show like this.

00:22:15.160 Yeah, well, I mean, you begged.

00:22:15.540 What?

00:22:15.720 This is a fun show.

00:22:17.140 You begged us.

00:22:18.080 You did beg us.

00:22:19.160 What are we saying about this?

00:22:20.500 Honestly, dude, I'm going best.

00:22:21.840 I like sweet potatoes.

00:22:22.420 Yeah, and the nice thing is is that Top can turn them into whatever he's turning it into

00:22:27.320 for dessert, and we can eat them like normal people.

00:22:29.280 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:22:29.940 Yeah.

00:22:30.120 And we still can all enjoy them because you can kind of do whatever.

00:22:32.420 I have them a lot.

00:22:33.200 Like, I'll stick them in the microwave, and I know you don't like when you get blapped

00:22:35.500 microwaves or whatever.

00:22:36.540 So we're saying best.

00:22:37.380 I'm saying best.

00:22:38.260 Like, because this is as far as a thanks for a Thanksgiving food for sure.

00:22:40.720 No, dude, it's a staple.

00:22:41.880 I mean, I'm saying great, but if you guys are both saying best, then it's best.

00:22:44.840 Yeah, I'm saying it's a staple.

00:22:46.600 This guy's a follower.

00:22:47.300 If you have a Thanksgiving meal and you don't have a sweet potato.

00:22:49.840 What does the Bible say about followers?

00:22:51.280 What does the Bible say about sweet potatoes?

00:22:54.020 Based.

00:22:54.920 Hell yeah, dude.

00:22:56.420 All right, there we go.

00:22:57.400 So best.

00:22:57.800 He loves it.

00:22:58.520 He loves it.

00:22:59.340 Ooh, biscuits, dude.

00:23:00.940 Hold on.

00:23:01.260 Bring that shit back on there.

00:23:02.700 Whoa.

00:23:03.660 I'm sorry.

00:23:04.100 I get passionate about biscuits.

00:23:05.700 Now, biscuits isn't something that I like to have because it's all just dry.

00:23:09.300 Empty carbs.

00:23:10.420 Listen, Bloptown, homie.

00:23:12.380 Bloptown, it's Bloptown, honey.

00:23:13.800 If people like coffee like that, I'm not going to tell them no.

00:23:16.700 That is what it is.

00:23:17.700 It's just I don't personally drink that much sugar.

00:23:20.260 Stop saying it like that.

00:23:21.560 It's also technically pronounced sugar, isn't it?

00:23:23.780 No, it's pronounced sugar.

00:23:25.180 No, there's no H.

00:23:27.000 Sugar.

00:23:28.660 What are we doing?

00:23:29.400 We're just putting an H in there all willy-nilly?

00:23:31.200 You guys need to stop.

00:23:32.640 Chuck from Guam talking about the mofongo.

00:23:34.540 Let's go.

00:23:35.580 Mofongo sucks ass.

00:23:36.740 What?

00:23:37.120 You haven't had good then.

00:23:38.460 No, I've had specifically bad.

00:23:39.660 Biscuits.

00:23:40.100 Biscuits.

00:23:40.720 Okay.

00:23:41.300 No.

00:23:41.800 So nutritional value biscuits are terrible for you.

00:23:44.080 They're empty carbs, but man.

00:23:45.160 Are you coming over on Christmas Day?

00:23:47.940 Yeah, I was going to bring Gabe.

00:23:49.640 Oh, on Christmas morning?

00:23:51.160 Christmas morning, we'll come over.

00:23:52.300 We're going to do something at my house and we'll come over and we'll do some breakfast

00:23:55.020 with you guys or whatever.

00:23:55.740 Will he shower?

00:23:56.400 I don't know.

00:23:56.960 Maybe.

00:23:57.480 That's awesome.

00:23:58.220 Yeah.

00:24:00.340 Stop pushing the buttons.

00:24:01.480 Matt, stop it.

00:24:02.900 Don't let him push the buttons anymore.

00:24:04.500 Look at his face.

00:24:04.700 He loves it.

00:24:05.880 He loves the buttons.

00:24:06.540 He does love buttons.

00:24:07.920 So I'm going to give biscuits a strong one.

00:24:10.740 He's coming over Christmas morning.

00:24:11.740 Are you going to come?

00:24:12.300 Are you going to come?

00:24:12.820 He loves Christmas.

00:24:13.540 Matt loves Christmas.

00:24:14.140 Yeah, I don't get it.

00:24:14.920 I don't blame him.

00:24:16.400 I think it's a great.

00:24:17.940 I think biscuits are great.

00:24:19.260 Biscuits are great.

00:24:20.920 With gravy or not, we're just saying biscuits.

00:24:23.080 You put gravy on that shit?

00:24:24.540 That's crazy.

00:24:25.700 Oh my God.

00:24:26.740 I'm not a fan of the dry foods.

00:24:28.740 Same.

00:24:29.140 I like them when they...

00:24:29.740 That's why we just dissed apple pie, but biscuits and gravy is a classic meal.

00:24:33.080 That's why we dissed apple pie.

00:24:33.700 You were like, that's me dipping it in gravy, dude.

00:24:36.380 Okay, I respect that.

00:24:37.640 That's cool, huh?

00:24:38.660 I would say meh.

00:24:42.580 What?

00:24:43.120 You just said it was great.

00:24:44.040 Wait, what just happened?

00:24:44.720 I didn't say it was great.

00:24:45.540 Yeah, you did.

00:24:46.440 No, he said it was great.

00:24:47.520 No, I never said it was great.

00:24:49.260 Are you going to change your vote now?

00:24:50.500 You wishy-washy.

00:24:52.020 Is that what you're testing out?

00:24:53.200 You're testing out the wishy-washyness of Matt?

00:24:54.860 Well, even the...

00:24:56.160 To be totally honest, even the processed carb effect, I would still go for the biscuits and gravy.

00:25:02.060 Yeah, on Thanksgiving.

00:25:03.100 Not on a normal day.

00:25:04.080 It depends on...

00:25:04.680 Thanksgiving, you go hard.

00:25:05.740 What kind of biscuits are we talking about?

00:25:07.120 All right, so this is a big deal.

00:25:08.080 Those, like, shitty Pillsbury ones that come in the exploding hands?

00:25:10.600 No, no, no.

00:25:10.940 None of the ones that...

00:25:12.060 Okay, so there are ones that the green goes this way, right?

00:25:16.460 If the biscuit is, like, the top and the green goes like this, and then there's one where the green goes this way.

00:25:21.120 Like, they're, like, layered discs?

00:25:22.740 Dude, the layered discs?

00:25:25.180 Yeah.

00:25:25.600 I don't like what you're doing.

00:25:26.660 I don't like that.

00:25:27.740 I like that one.

00:25:28.740 The layered ones do seem nice.

00:25:29.440 All right, that's good.

00:25:30.200 I'm saying great.

00:25:31.060 I'm going to say it, meh.

00:25:33.960 Dude, you're an asshole.

00:25:36.060 What are you talking about?

00:25:37.400 Meh.

00:25:37.900 Meh for biscuits?

00:25:39.320 It's dry.

00:25:40.120 If it was a...

00:25:40.960 Yeah, but if it's not a dry biscuit, if it's, like, a good, moist biscuit and it has good gravy, you've got to give that a great.

00:25:47.400 I think by default, when you say biscuit, it means dry.

00:25:50.780 No, it doesn't.

00:25:51.900 I like a Popeye's.

00:25:52.720 Popeye's biscuits are dry, and they're so fucking good.

00:25:55.160 Hey, with the language.

00:25:56.360 Friggin' good.

00:25:57.700 All right, fine.

00:25:58.280 So then we land in the middle.

00:25:59.200 It's good.

00:26:01.780 Matt, would you say meh, or I guess...

00:26:04.220 I already said great.

00:26:05.240 And I said great, and you said meh, so that averages out to good.

00:26:07.980 Fine.

00:26:09.260 Brown gravy.

00:26:10.260 Oh, yeah.

00:26:10.940 Dude, come on.

00:26:12.200 What are we talking about?

00:26:13.240 Oh, yeah.

00:26:13.780 It's got gluten.

00:26:14.360 I don't even need it now.

00:26:15.200 Dude, yeah, the more gluten, the better.

00:26:16.760 That's what I'm saying.

00:26:17.240 I love the gluten.

00:26:18.280 Put that on there.

00:26:19.480 Give me that.

00:26:20.200 If you take the gluten out...

00:26:20.900 Yeah, and I've got to qualify that.

00:26:22.140 The biscuit's got to be GF, too.

00:26:23.540 But everything that I'm used to is how Jess makes it.

00:26:26.660 Dude, it's Thanksgiving.

00:26:28.620 You can't eat gluten either way, though.

00:26:29.400 You're just eating slop.

00:26:30.800 It's time to slop it up.

00:26:32.140 Yeah.

00:26:32.500 I knew I shouldn't have came on here.

00:26:33.640 Get slopped up.

00:26:34.120 I'm going to ruin the show with talking about gluten-free.

00:26:35.600 This is what the pilgrims...

00:26:36.460 Hey, what are you talking about?

00:26:37.300 Gluten-free.

00:26:38.040 That's fair.

00:26:38.520 You're right.

00:26:38.540 This is what the Indians died for, dude.

00:26:40.400 We gave them blankets so that they would give us gluten.

00:26:42.960 Wait, what?

00:26:43.800 Yeah.

00:26:44.680 Aren't you...

00:26:45.400 The great gluten wars?

00:26:46.420 The gluten allergy only happened with glyphosate, dude.

00:26:49.300 The Indians didn't have glyphosate.

00:26:50.720 Dude, I don't care about information right now.

00:26:52.460 I care about biscuits.

00:26:53.820 Don't tell me about glyphosate when I'm trying to eat brown gravy on my biscuits.

00:26:57.480 We're talking about gravy, dog.

00:26:58.480 Bro, brown gravy on biscuits?

00:27:00.980 On everything.

00:27:02.240 Seriously?

00:27:02.760 It goes on everything.

00:27:04.220 You do.

00:27:04.580 It's one of those things.

00:27:05.900 I put it...

00:27:06.340 This is what I do with the brown gravy.

00:27:07.580 All right, check this out.

00:27:08.120 Wait, what do you do?

00:27:08.960 I get the plate.

00:27:10.020 And you got all your stuff on there.

00:27:12.560 And then it's like, you got your mashed potatoes, right?

00:27:14.960 And I go, a little bit...

00:27:16.540 I make like a hole.

00:27:17.760 Yeah, on the mashed potatoes.

00:27:18.680 Bro, same.

00:27:19.880 It goes on the stuffing.

00:27:21.980 I go back for more, and I put some more in the mashed potatoes.

00:27:24.680 And when it leaks over, I go, oops.

00:27:26.500 And I put it on...

00:27:27.840 I put that shit on everything.

00:27:31.460 Oops.

00:27:32.080 All right, dude.

00:27:32.820 Dude, it's a best for me.

00:27:34.740 I love when Top is like a little kid.

00:27:36.800 You know, he tries to pretend to be a grown-up and so serious.

00:27:39.120 But then he takes both to say he's a little kid.

00:27:41.660 What are you doing?

00:27:42.180 You doing best, Matt?

00:27:44.200 No, no, no, no.

00:27:44.940 You suck.

00:27:45.540 No, I can't have it with the brown gravy, dude.

00:27:47.180 It's very low to me.

00:27:48.160 Very low.

00:27:48.700 Very low?

00:27:49.700 Yeah.

00:27:50.100 How low?

00:27:50.740 It's like, meh.

00:27:51.640 Oh, my God, dude.

00:27:53.180 You're ruining the ranking of these delicious foods.

00:27:55.400 So that pretty much brings it to...

00:27:56.660 You know what it is?

00:27:57.260 If you guys are both at best and I'm at man, then it's great.

00:28:00.300 It's still great.

00:28:00.680 Yeah, it's still great.

00:28:01.920 I would say this.

00:28:02.800 When I went to Texas Roadhouse last time, they go, with your mashed potatoes, would you

00:28:07.220 like brown gravy or white gravy?

00:28:10.140 And I go, what the hell do you mean, white gravy?

00:28:12.660 Oh, like Ernesto.

00:28:16.100 What do you mean, what's wrong with white gravy?

00:28:17.940 You know what...

00:28:19.260 Do you know about Ernesto's white gravy?

00:28:20.940 No, dude, I've tried to tell him about Ernesto like 18 times and he won't listen to it, so

00:28:24.580 I just don't care anymore.

00:28:25.100 No, no, you very briefly mentioned it one time.

00:28:26.720 And then you were talking, texting while I was trying to tell you, so it's like...

00:28:29.720 Ernesto, the blind pig that blabbed on his blanket.

00:28:33.320 That's a great book title.

00:28:34.700 This is ruining it, but white gravy is like what you get at like Whataburger in Texas.

00:28:39.580 Yeah, it is.

00:28:39.880 That's like good gravy.

00:28:41.460 I don't think I had Whataburger.

00:28:43.400 You can get white gravy at the farm from the farm in Eustis.

00:28:47.600 You just gotta milk them.

00:28:48.460 Yeah, Panda Fly knows what's up.

00:28:49.760 Yeah, if you go to Europe, you can eat the wheat.

00:28:51.720 It's only here because they spray it with glyphosate.

00:28:54.840 Hold on, I can't read the chat.

00:28:56.120 The gluten part is where the glyphosate is stored.

00:28:59.760 That's why all of a sudden everybody was allergic to gluten because that's where the glyphosate

00:29:04.060 is stored at.

00:29:04.700 They didn't have the gluten allergy before the glyphosate got sprayed all over.

00:29:08.140 I'm not here for information.

00:29:09.280 So let's go back to this.

00:29:10.820 Brussels sprouts.

00:29:12.320 Boo!

00:29:13.880 Get that out of here, dude.

00:29:15.460 Well, I made Brussels sprouts recently.

00:29:17.080 I sauteed them with just...

00:29:19.080 Bacon.

00:29:19.760 Bacon?

00:29:20.320 No, I didn't have bacon.

00:29:21.000 Bro, you're doing bacon fat with bacon, like chopped up bacon on Brussels sprouts?

00:29:24.860 Bang around.

00:29:25.260 I think I did a mixture of like olive oil and grass-fed butter.

00:29:28.020 That would be good too.

00:29:29.020 A little bit of salt and pepper and maybe one other thing.

00:29:32.620 Bro, cruciferous vegetables.

00:29:33.880 They were good.

00:29:34.440 Yeah.

00:29:35.000 What does that mean?

00:29:36.220 My wife...

00:29:36.900 No, cruciferous.

00:29:38.000 It's like broccoli, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts.

00:29:40.220 You got sulforaphane in it.

00:29:41.580 My wife says she didn't like Brussels sprouts, but then when I made them, she was like, I like these.

00:29:45.220 Maybe we could do a thing where we could frame in Matt so that way if he slouches, we could still have him in the shot.

00:29:50.840 Because it's very sad.

00:29:51.960 Like his posture.

00:29:52.820 Look at it.

00:29:53.520 Makes me real sad.

00:29:54.680 Yeah, I'm a working man.

00:29:55.940 You guys wouldn't understand, dude.

00:29:57.100 You guys play playtime all day.

00:30:01.240 No!

00:30:01.780 I can't do both.

00:30:02.260 Stop it.

00:30:02.720 You can't do both.

00:30:03.220 Babe, you like the...

00:30:03.980 She said what?

00:30:04.540 You like the Brussels sprouts I made, right?

00:30:06.140 Do you?

00:30:07.480 Don't do that.

00:30:08.240 You don't even know what that is.

00:30:09.300 You don't know what that is.

00:30:10.200 You don't know what that is.

00:30:11.140 Is that something bad?

00:30:12.040 I have a bad feeling.

00:30:12.800 Yeah, you just did something racist, dude.

00:30:14.880 All right, so...

00:30:16.100 I like how he looked at me.

00:30:20.220 No, I just saw from your guys' reaction it was not good.

00:30:22.780 I will say that Brussels sprouts...

00:30:25.840 No, that's how it is.

00:30:27.060 If you want to slouch, then you get this.

00:30:29.600 You get big face.

00:30:30.400 And I'm fine with that.

00:30:31.420 And I think everybody's fine with that.

00:30:34.080 So, all right, as far as ranking goes, then...

00:30:36.000 It's not good.

00:30:36.700 Fine, whatever.

00:30:38.000 It's not good.

00:30:39.560 Brussels sprouts, what are you guys saying?

00:30:40.820 Best?

00:30:41.260 I would say they're good.

00:30:42.840 Best.

00:30:44.060 No, I would say good.

00:30:44.860 Because even when I made them good, they were still a little bit not great.

00:30:47.920 But they were good.

00:30:48.980 That ends up at...

00:30:50.220 Where are you at?

00:30:51.240 Gross.

00:30:51.680 You think they're just gross?

00:30:52.540 Disgusting.

00:30:53.080 Well, you're like a baby.

00:30:53.940 You eat like a little kid.

00:30:55.280 Yeah, he does eat like a little kid.

00:30:56.700 That we end up at meh.

00:30:57.840 I think you're...

00:30:58.340 Top at Thanksgiving.

00:30:59.460 He's like, where's the applesauce?

00:31:01.160 No, because I said good.

00:31:01.960 Is applesauce up here?

00:31:03.580 Dude!

00:31:04.980 Applesauce, dude!

00:31:06.400 Oh, my God.

00:31:07.380 I hope applesauce is up here.

00:31:08.880 I knew it.

00:31:09.160 Look, if Matt says best...

00:31:10.400 I knew it.

00:31:11.120 If Matt says best and I say good and you say gross, good is literally the average.

00:31:14.940 Yeah.

00:31:15.260 Yeah, so it's good.

00:31:16.780 It's good.

00:31:17.560 Which is what color is that?

00:31:18.980 I don't do that.

00:31:19.700 All right, collard greens.

00:31:21.060 They're meh.

00:31:23.200 I mean, collard greens.

00:31:25.260 Exactly.

00:31:27.640 You chirp the collard greens?

00:31:29.180 That means you like it?

00:31:30.060 Like birds eat it?

00:31:32.720 This is a problem.

00:31:33.960 I can't do it.

00:31:34.900 Yep.

00:31:35.100 I can't do it.

00:31:36.520 I don't know why Top is so...

00:31:37.980 Paste.

00:31:39.600 He's not using any of these things correctly.

00:31:42.020 It's upsetting.

00:31:42.820 Okay, I go Matt on the collard greens.

00:31:46.600 I go...

00:31:47.260 What are you still eating, Top?

00:31:48.600 You're still like...

00:31:49.200 I'm still chewing on these.

00:31:50.100 Dude, if you notice on the phone, he's always snacking on something.

00:31:53.300 He's a snacker.

00:31:53.540 He's a big snacker.

00:31:54.600 Yeah.

00:31:54.880 We'll go out to eat, and he will never finish his plate, but he's always snacking.

00:31:57.720 I'm snacking.

00:31:59.500 Stop that.

00:32:00.660 That's not me.

00:32:02.380 Collard greens.

00:32:03.140 Get that off my plate, dog.

00:32:04.820 I don't know what that even is.

00:32:05.860 That's bad.

00:32:06.780 That's bad.

00:32:07.200 100% bad.

00:32:07.280 Where does it come from?

00:32:08.240 How do you grow it?

00:32:09.140 What is it?

00:32:09.500 What is it, Matt?

00:32:10.200 Collard greens grow very easy in the South.

00:32:12.260 A lot of times, they can't even grow in the heat, and they're loaded with nutrients.

00:32:15.700 It's a mustard green, right?

00:32:17.080 That's what Cho Brown is.

00:32:17.800 Shout out to Cho Brown.

00:32:18.840 Hell yeah.

00:32:19.100 If you do it in a pot or in a crock pot, and you can add bacon, you can add bones, you

00:32:24.540 can add whatever you want.

00:32:25.980 Bacon and bones?

00:32:26.980 For flavor.

00:32:27.760 Yeah.

00:32:28.020 Ham.

00:32:28.560 You could tell by the bones.

00:32:29.620 Ham bones.

00:32:30.120 Yeah.

00:32:30.500 You can just add good ... Yeah.

00:32:32.160 I crush collard greens, dude.

00:32:33.480 That's what I'm saying.

00:32:34.260 The other stuff is like, yeah, I could eat a half a biscuit, but I can't just eat a ton

00:32:37.800 of biscuits.

00:32:38.280 How is this against sickle cell anemia?

00:32:40.340 I don't know.

00:32:40.800 Oh, yeah.

00:32:41.060 I wonder if it really stands up good against sickle cell.

00:32:44.040 What about bifida?

00:32:45.100 Collard greens are best.

00:32:46.040 All right.

00:32:46.780 Well, that's wrong.

00:32:47.720 I would say meh, you would say gross, and he would say best.

00:32:52.460 That's really hard.

00:32:53.340 That brings the average, I think, down to meh, because those are ... Well, those are

00:32:56.400 two really low ratings, and you have the highest ... Wait, what were the two ratings?

00:33:00.560 Gross, meh, and best.

00:33:01.920 So it brings it to good.

00:33:03.520 No, I don't think so.

00:33:04.120 That's not how that works.

00:33:05.200 Remember before when it was gross, good, and meh?

00:33:08.060 I'm sorry, gross, good, and best?

00:33:09.680 Yeah.

00:33:10.060 And the average was good?

00:33:11.380 Well, this is one lower than good, so I think it brings the average to meh.

00:33:14.900 Whatever.

00:33:15.300 I have spoken.

00:33:15.680 We should have it ... I mean, we need our own thing.

00:33:17.120 The problem is, you guys aren't from the South, so you never eat collard greens.

00:33:20.480 What even is this?

00:33:21.380 This doesn't make any sense.

00:33:22.420 What does that mean, dude?

00:33:23.020 Dude, in New York and New Jersey, did you ever go somewhere and they were serving collard

00:33:27.580 greens?

00:33:28.040 Yeah.

00:33:28.360 Yeah, I've had collard greens.

00:33:29.440 No.

00:33:29.540 Then I tell him, get that out of here.

00:33:30.540 Why does he go, no, you haven't had these things?

00:33:33.040 I've had them.

00:33:33.680 This doesn't make any damn sense.

00:33:34.820 They're probably just bad in the North.

00:33:35.800 We're skipping this because compost is not a dish.

00:33:38.200 No, no, no.

00:33:38.600 That doesn't say compost.

00:33:39.600 It says corn post.

00:33:41.760 I don't know what that means.

00:33:42.740 No, it doesn't.

00:33:43.320 It doesn't.

00:33:43.860 It says compost.

00:33:45.160 You asshole.

00:33:46.500 Compost.

00:33:46.900 I thought he was joking.

00:33:47.920 Why would that be on there?

00:33:49.160 It's a mistake.

00:33:49.880 That's why you have the option to skip it.

00:33:51.400 No, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:33:52.800 You eat compost?

00:33:54.640 I don't know.

00:33:55.160 It's literally rotting biological material.

00:33:57.100 That's all it is.

00:33:57.440 That's how you get the rest of these green things.

00:33:59.900 Cool Whip.

00:34:00.420 Cool Whip.

00:34:01.420 Now, this is good.

00:34:03.880 This is a good one.

00:34:05.080 This is a nice fluffy treat.

00:34:06.640 I'm surprised you don't have this in the shop.

00:34:09.060 Why don't you have Cool Whip?

00:34:09.800 We literally put them on blenders.

00:34:11.180 We literally put them on blenders.

00:34:12.260 You put Cool Whip on blenders?

00:34:14.100 You already.

00:34:15.160 I like Panda Fly says, what the fuck is a corn post?

00:34:20.060 Exactly.

00:34:21.100 Exactly.

00:34:21.460 That's what happens when Todd does the reading.

00:34:23.040 What the fuck is a corn post?

00:34:24.540 So, Cool Whip is delicious.

00:34:31.100 It's not really that great, though.

00:34:32.940 I would say it's good.

00:34:34.420 It just depends how you're using it, though.

00:34:36.000 That's a very vague.

00:34:37.100 Like, nobody's just eating Cool Whip, right?

00:34:38.660 It's either on a strawberry or it's on an apple pie.

00:34:40.140 No, I mean, I've eaten entire tubs of Cool Whip, no problem.

00:34:43.020 Yeah, me too.

00:34:44.280 It's bad.

00:34:45.100 It's a bad look for me.

00:34:46.280 But it's still, like, only good.

00:34:48.280 It's not, like, fantastic.

00:34:49.780 Stop pressing buttons.

00:34:50.480 You're not allowed to press buttons anymore.

00:34:52.140 For every time you press that button, I'm zooming in on your face.

00:34:54.540 I don't care.

00:34:55.520 You don't care.

00:34:57.900 Cool Whip is a great addition to a pumpkin pie.

00:35:01.660 Right.

00:35:01.800 Sure.

00:35:02.100 Cool Whip will make apple pie better.

00:35:04.360 Yeah.

00:35:04.680 Right.

00:35:05.100 That's true.

00:35:05.460 Because it won't be so dry.

00:35:06.500 Preach.

00:35:07.700 Amen.

00:35:09.700 Salah.

00:35:10.960 Salah.

00:35:12.400 Yeah, I mean, it's...

00:35:13.280 Think about that.

00:35:13.880 It's somewhere in between good and great, but it doesn't do a lot for you.

00:35:16.460 Look at Elohim.

00:35:17.120 Brown sugar, sour cream, strawberry.

00:35:18.660 Stop saying sugar that way.

00:35:20.400 Stop touching the buttons.

00:35:22.240 Sit up straight.

00:35:23.860 Hands to yourself.

00:35:24.460 That's what you call...

00:35:24.980 If you work in a coffee shop, you don't call it sugar.

00:35:27.300 Would you like some sugar?

00:35:28.400 Why not?

00:35:28.960 Say you want a little sugar with that?

00:35:30.200 I will say this.

00:35:31.220 I think Cool Whip is probably one of the highest...

00:35:33.480 Should be the highest rated food because it's not even food, but it has disguised itself so well.

00:35:38.600 As food, yeah.

00:35:39.340 As food.

00:35:39.800 Is it that we're just spoiled and we take it for granted?

00:35:42.000 Well, this is what Elohim said.

00:35:43.120 So, brown sugar.

00:35:44.620 Okay.

00:35:44.940 Yeah, you see it.

00:35:46.720 Strawberries.

00:35:47.120 You'll never go back.

00:35:47.820 You could put anything with Cool Whip and it'll be like its own thing.

00:35:52.520 It'll never fill you up.

00:35:54.100 Never get filled up.

00:35:54.820 It'll never do anything.

00:35:56.020 Never get filled up.

00:35:56.620 And if you freeze it, it becomes thicker.

00:35:58.720 Cool.

00:35:59.780 Er.

00:36:00.740 What a cool...

00:36:01.920 What a cool item.

00:36:03.460 Can you just imagine the raven for a minute, though?

00:36:05.420 He's at Thanksgiving.

00:36:06.460 Hell yeah.

00:36:06.680 And he's kind of over in the corner just eating a tub of whipped cream.

00:36:10.000 Can we change the best to Guaman and the gross to Blappin?

00:36:14.020 I don't know.

00:36:15.300 We should be able to do something like that.

00:36:16.380 I just want to picture the raven just like he's at a party.

00:36:18.940 People are trying to talk to him and he's just shoving his face with the tub of the whipped cream.

00:36:23.520 That's what he does.

00:36:24.320 So what?

00:36:25.460 No, I can't do it.

00:36:26.480 You can't do it.

00:36:27.440 All right.

00:36:27.660 Well, we'll make it up.

00:36:28.620 Okay.

00:36:29.160 All right.

00:36:29.540 So that is definitely...

00:36:30.640 That's a fair point.

00:36:31.460 I think it's a great...

00:36:32.580 How is Cool Whip above apple pie?

00:36:34.080 That's a fair point, but it kind of is.

00:36:36.920 I mean...

00:36:38.000 Well, that's the question.

00:36:39.180 I think the question is, how is apple pie below Cool Whip?

00:36:42.080 No, that is what is appropriate.

00:36:44.120 Yeah.

00:36:44.620 Because Cool Whip makes apple pie better.

00:36:46.960 Apple pie does not make Cool Whip better.

00:36:48.420 That's right.

00:36:49.860 I agree.

00:36:50.240 And that's how, M. Lauren...

00:36:51.360 And you know what?

00:36:52.000 Cool Whip makes a lot of other things better as well.

00:36:54.420 What is a pup cup, babe?

00:36:56.260 My wife just said, order my pup cup.

00:36:57.820 I don't know what that is.

00:36:58.900 It's my wife.

00:36:59.440 My wife!

00:37:00.580 Oh, double time.

00:37:01.620 Like that.

00:37:02.780 A pup cup is where you give the dogs whipped cream.

00:37:06.980 Matt's out of the...

00:37:07.500 Oh, my God.

00:37:07.860 It's a technical term that means...

00:37:09.520 No, I can sit up now.

00:37:10.660 I just need a little rest on the bones for a minute.

00:37:14.400 Is it really that hard working at a coffee shop?

00:37:16.600 You're standing all day.

00:37:17.980 It's not like construction.

00:37:19.160 I've worked construction my whole life, but it's just different.

00:37:21.420 You're standing all day.

00:37:23.240 And you're running a lot.

00:37:24.180 You're running back and forth.

00:37:25.060 It's not like hard labor...

00:37:26.940 Labor?

00:37:27.460 You guys play...

00:37:28.580 I was going to say laborious work, but you guys literally play playtime all day and like

00:37:33.900 sit around and talk.

00:37:34.560 Laborious work is a redundancy.

00:37:37.360 To labor is to work.

00:37:38.480 There's some work that's not labor.

00:37:39.380 No, it's...

00:37:39.960 Like, look at what you guys do.

00:37:40.780 It's work, but it's not labor.

00:37:42.220 So I would say Cool Whip is...

00:37:43.020 Matt's the kind of guy that spells labor with a U.

00:37:45.100 Yeah.

00:37:46.260 Labor.

00:37:46.880 Labor door retriever.

00:37:49.300 So, all right.

00:37:50.560 I mean, I'm going to say Cool Whip is great.

00:37:52.800 Yeah.

00:37:53.160 JJ knows what's up.

00:37:54.300 What's the top?

00:37:55.300 Best?

00:37:56.040 Yeah.

00:37:56.300 You're going best?

00:37:58.180 Is that JJ?

00:37:59.180 No, not that.

00:37:59.820 Is that really JJ?

00:38:00.420 I don't know.

00:38:00.780 It's somebody named JJ.

00:38:01.400 I mean, JJ is a really common...

00:38:04.160 What do you rank it, Matt?

00:38:06.840 Cool Whip?

00:38:07.520 Yeah.

00:38:07.880 I mean...

00:38:08.880 Do you eat this?

00:38:09.640 He doesn't eat...

00:38:10.140 He'd be like, I don't eat this.

00:38:10.960 It's too many...

00:38:11.660 No, no, no.

00:38:12.480 I would definitely eat that.

00:38:13.500 That would definitely be on top of desserts at my house on Thanksgiving.

00:38:16.860 So I would give it great.

00:38:18.200 Okay.

00:38:18.600 So then that's where we're at.

00:38:20.160 Well, that averages out to great.

00:38:22.300 That's upsetting.

00:38:23.540 Corn casserole.

00:38:24.700 This is actually not something I'm very familiar with.

00:38:26.980 I ain't going to lie to you.

00:38:27.960 I don't like it.

00:38:28.460 It's not sweet enough.

00:38:30.260 What is a casserole?

00:38:32.700 Casserole is something white women make when they can't figure out how to make more other

00:38:35.840 things.

00:38:37.440 Is this true?

00:38:38.360 It's very racist.

00:38:39.640 Casserole.

00:38:40.040 No, this is racist.

00:38:42.160 Casserole.

00:38:43.700 He's looking up casserole.

00:38:45.220 A kind of stew or side dish that is cooked slowly in an oven.

00:38:48.800 That's very nonspecific.

00:38:49.880 Yeah, it could be anything.

00:38:50.580 That's pretty much anything.

00:38:51.180 So what's in corn casserole?

00:38:52.960 Corn.

00:38:53.940 Corn?

00:38:55.280 That's it?

00:38:56.200 You know, I really love that song.

00:38:57.440 It's like, I got greens, beans, potatoes, tomatoes.

00:39:00.960 What kind of casserole do you make?

00:39:04.540 Did you guys see that?

00:39:05.880 What he just did is how he texts.

00:39:08.880 They didn't see it.

00:39:09.720 The camera wasn't on.

00:39:10.660 No, but they heard.

00:39:11.560 They went, who the hell is he talking to?

00:39:13.080 I talked outside of the mic, man.

00:39:15.060 Casserole is leftovers in one dish.

00:39:17.200 Is that true?

00:39:18.140 It can be, but people make it from scratch, too.

00:39:20.920 I know Jess makes a good casserole.

00:39:22.600 I just can't remember what it is.

00:39:23.900 I think it's sweet potato casserole.

00:39:25.360 The problem is that casserole could be anything.

00:39:28.200 Yeah, it's a very silly name for not a lot of what's going on.

00:39:31.380 It's just a really regular shit thing.

00:39:33.780 You just toss a bunch of leftovers in it.

00:39:34.980 It's a French name, isn't it?

00:39:36.520 I do not like the French.

00:39:38.360 There was some sweet corn that my family used to make out of a can when I was a little kid that was good.

00:39:43.300 Oh, creamed corn?

00:39:44.540 Yeah.

00:39:44.860 Dude, I used to like creamed corn.

00:39:46.500 Yeah.

00:39:47.020 I mean, if that's what a casserole is, then.

00:39:49.720 And I was like, ugh.

00:39:51.340 Yeah, so you can make a casserole or anything.

00:39:52.720 This is nondescript.

00:39:53.640 I'm going to say, meh.

00:39:55.740 Meh.

00:39:56.220 Yeah, I'm going meh.

00:39:56.800 Just meh.

00:39:57.540 Meh.

00:39:57.720 It's like, what's in it?

00:39:59.220 Corn.

00:40:00.220 That's it?

00:40:00.860 Meh.

00:40:01.280 Okay, the reality is, what have we done so far?

00:40:04.920 We have green beans.

00:40:06.540 Nothing is gross, and that's good.

00:40:07.680 It's like cornbread with corn is what Bloptown homie said.

00:40:11.440 So we've got Brussels sprouts.

00:40:12.680 Bloptown honey, you disrespectfully said it was amazing.

00:40:15.300 Brussels sprouts, baked squash, baked potato, collard greens, and casserole.

00:40:20.440 Oh, my God.

00:40:21.040 All mixed in?

00:40:21.960 No, that would be all in the same section.

00:40:24.360 Eamon Rat said macaroni and cheese is casserole.

00:40:28.100 Yeah, but it's different.

00:40:29.060 I'd agree, but it's different.

00:40:32.380 Lasagna is technically a casserole.

00:40:33.800 This is rough, dude.

00:40:34.900 Okay, all right.

00:40:35.460 Well, I'm going meh.

00:40:36.400 I don't like it.

00:40:37.320 I don't know what it is, so I can't give it an honest vote.

00:40:39.680 That's ridiculous.

00:40:40.500 Just choose something.

00:40:43.520 Gross.

00:40:44.260 All right.

00:40:45.040 Hell yeah.

00:40:47.400 That's the stuff out of here.

00:40:48.860 Cornbread.

00:40:49.580 I like cornbread.

00:40:50.480 Dude, I'll crush cornbread.

00:40:51.280 Cornbread?

00:40:52.100 Depends on the cornbread.

00:40:53.300 No, that's going on best.

00:40:54.280 I didn't mean to get all black scent on you guys.

00:40:56.440 Gotta be sweet.

00:40:57.120 If it's hot, that's the thing.

00:40:58.760 Me and Aiden used to come home out of hunting trips when he was like four or five or six.

00:41:02.680 Yeah.

00:41:02.940 And Jess would just make a giant pan of cornbread.

00:41:04.980 And if you got it right out of the oven with a big thing of milk.

00:41:07.500 Butter on it?

00:41:08.200 Eat in the whole pan, dude.

00:41:09.280 You put butter on it, right?

00:41:10.720 You can, but not with that noise.

00:41:12.420 That ruins it.

00:41:13.560 No, stop it, David.

00:41:14.660 That literally ruins it.

00:41:15.700 I like it.

00:41:17.880 Cornbread is great.

00:41:19.560 Hell yeah.

00:41:20.560 I think that's fair.

00:41:21.700 There are, but then it's also who's making it.

00:41:23.680 Well, we have to assume the best version of this thing is what we're being presented.

00:41:26.940 Are you sure?

00:41:27.940 No.

00:41:29.640 Yeah, because any of those things are even on bad.

00:41:31.620 If it's the best version, I'm like, oh, that's a banger.

00:41:34.140 This is what I'm saying.

00:41:34.760 You can't.

00:41:35.260 I think that's why.

00:41:35.880 Not collard greens.

00:41:36.680 That's why we put, what do we put at the top?

00:41:39.900 Baked potato.

00:41:40.840 Dude.

00:41:40.940 It's hard to mess that up.

00:41:41.960 You can't mess that up.

00:41:43.040 Cool whip should be at the top.

00:41:44.360 You can't mess up cool whip.

00:41:45.300 It comes in a can.

00:41:46.340 Brown gravy.

00:41:46.980 Brown gravy.

00:41:48.400 Fairly simple to do.

00:41:49.760 Very simple.

00:41:50.000 And it's so good, dude.

00:41:51.240 I'm just saying, put the brown gravy in the cool whip and we're good.

00:41:53.540 Stop making that noise.

00:41:56.820 That's not even the right.

00:41:58.320 You just pressed anything.

00:41:59.700 You're just pressing whatever you want to press over there.

00:42:02.100 Okay.

00:42:02.920 Well, I'm going to say it's great.

00:42:04.860 Cornbread is great.

00:42:06.580 I'm going to say it's good because I've had very bad cornbread.

00:42:10.120 You're stingy with your...

00:42:11.380 I have too, but that doesn't mean in general it's bad.

00:42:14.020 It's also one of the things...

00:42:15.000 Not all cornbreads.

00:42:15.460 No, no, no.

00:42:15.880 You walk up to the table.

00:42:17.060 Just because some cornbread is bad, let's say...

00:42:19.060 Doesn't mean all cornbread is bad.

00:42:19.960 Wait, I think I see where you're going with this.

00:42:21.240 Go ahead.

00:42:21.540 Okay.

00:42:21.800 Nah, I'm going to explain myself.

00:42:23.040 Let's say you said to the people in the shop, we're having a Friendsgiving.

00:42:25.820 So everybody come and you bring your own dish.

00:42:28.920 You blap and we'll put it out on that big table and then we'll all walk around it

00:42:32.420 and you pick what you want.

00:42:33.320 Hell yeah.

00:42:33.700 I can tell you I could look at a cornbread and not know if it's good.

00:42:37.660 It could be the best cornbread in the world.

00:42:39.360 It could be horrific.

00:42:40.760 I won't lie.

00:42:41.380 I also will likely pass it up.

00:42:43.580 You're right.

00:42:44.060 And if it's just a general bringing of cornbread together, there's a good chance it's not

00:42:48.460 good cornbread.

00:42:48.760 From a box.

00:42:49.600 But if it's good cornbread, it's banger.

00:42:52.080 What I will say too is think about your...

00:42:53.680 If it's good, if it's good, it's good.

00:42:55.480 I'm talking about like when I'm looking at the thing, what is it going to be?

00:42:59.900 What's it going to be?

00:43:01.320 Amen.

00:43:01.520 Stop it.

00:43:01.900 When you...

00:43:03.100 Let's think about in terms of your first plate.

00:43:05.540 Are you going to pick cornbread up on your first plate if all the options are there?

00:43:08.640 No.

00:43:08.760 It's too carb heavy.

00:43:09.480 Right, dude?

00:43:10.120 It's going to be too much of a filler.

00:43:11.340 I think I just dropped it from great to good.

00:43:13.300 Like I'm not going to pick that up on my first go.

00:43:15.140 Bro, what?

00:43:15.820 Yeah.

00:43:16.220 It's just good.

00:43:16.940 Okay.

00:43:17.120 I'm still going best.

00:43:18.440 What?

00:43:19.200 Yeah.

00:43:19.420 So why aren't you going to pick it up on your first go?

00:43:23.340 It's too filling.

00:43:24.520 But at the end, it's still...

00:43:25.740 And I'm going to know that it's coming up in the meal.

00:43:27.900 Like if you know your best thing's coming at the end of the meal, isn't that how you do

00:43:31.060 it?

00:43:31.200 Or are you one of those guys who just eats the best thing first?

00:43:33.120 You are a best thing first guy.

00:43:34.580 I like a lot of food, so that opens up a lot of...

00:43:38.660 Pick my favorite thing first.

00:43:41.100 Eat that first.

00:43:42.140 All right.

00:43:42.420 So if I'm going good and you're going good and he's going best and stop pressing those

00:43:45.660 buttons, then I guess it's great.

00:43:47.660 That's all we have is those?

00:43:49.000 We could have as many as we want.

00:43:50.520 Can we get some more stuff?

00:43:51.720 We had to get rid of the more racist ones.

00:43:53.540 So let's go great.

00:43:55.960 This is weird.

00:43:57.760 You want to know the story behind the chirp or is that...

00:43:59.780 No, it's not good for Thanksgiving talk.

00:44:02.680 Actually, that's when you'd hear it.

00:44:04.080 It's not nice.

00:44:05.940 I already don't like it.

00:44:06.940 So corn, which is weird because we look at cornbread and we look at corn casserole and

00:44:11.300 now we've been given corn.

00:44:12.760 Okay.

00:44:13.220 Actually, what do you think I'm going to say about corn?

00:44:15.860 I think it's good.

00:44:17.100 You're going to say it's good.

00:44:17.860 What do you think I'm going to say?

00:44:18.580 You think I'll say it's good?

00:44:19.620 Yeah, I think so.

00:44:20.100 It depends, dude.

00:44:20.960 That's a very broad...

00:44:22.580 What do you mean it depends?

00:44:23.680 I actually don't...

00:44:24.900 Is it corn on the cob?

00:44:26.460 Is it corn on the cob or is it out of a can?

00:44:28.460 That corn.

00:44:29.220 That corn right there.

00:44:29.940 Okay.

00:44:30.340 That could have came off a cob.

00:44:31.580 You could have shucked it.

00:44:32.520 Let's vote to skip it.

00:44:33.420 I vote to skip it.

00:44:35.280 It's fine if you guys don't.

00:44:36.220 Corn on the cob is like up at the top.

00:44:38.060 Does that look like it's on a cob?

00:44:39.840 Like it came off of a cob.

00:44:41.380 It had to come off of a cob.

00:44:42.540 It doesn't grow in a can, dude.

00:44:43.760 It grows on a cob.

00:44:44.660 So then all corn is corn on the cob?

00:44:46.140 No, no, no.

00:44:46.500 The way it's presented here.

00:44:47.960 Okay?

00:44:48.780 Number one.

00:44:49.420 Hang on.

00:44:49.840 Corn on the cob and you have a pitcher this size with hot water and the butter's at the

00:44:54.020 top because the butter will always stay at the top and you bring your corn on the cob

00:44:57.940 like this.

00:44:58.420 Whoop, whoop.

00:44:59.060 It's all buttered.

00:45:00.420 A little salt.

00:45:01.200 That's best.

00:45:02.300 That's not what you're looking at.

00:45:03.420 What you're looking at is Boston Market corn.

00:45:08.960 Now, I had Boston Market for Thanksgiving once and I was like, this is crazy.

00:45:12.100 You're generalizing this.

00:45:13.320 No, that's what it is.

00:45:14.200 That's like the corn that's off the cob.

00:45:17.220 Just the kernels like that buttered up with a little bit of a, I don't know.

00:45:21.420 Z-Man seems so appropriate on the phone earlier today.

00:45:24.000 He says, slob on my knob.

00:45:25.220 Don't read it out loud, bro.

00:45:26.780 Like corn on the cob.

00:45:27.780 Here's something that is important.

00:45:29.060 Panda fly says corn is so pointless to eat.

00:45:30.780 Stop talking like that, Z-Man.

00:45:31.800 And why is it pointless to eat?

00:45:33.220 Because you poop it all out and it stays the same.

00:45:35.680 That's fine, but it's delicious.

00:45:36.800 Yeah, welcome to everything you eat.

00:45:38.240 No, not like corn.

00:45:39.420 Corn's different.

00:45:40.040 Your body doesn't break it down at all.

00:45:41.880 I'm going to say that this corn is best.

00:45:44.340 You're going to say that's best?

00:45:45.820 Dude, yeah.

00:45:46.400 Because this corn.

00:45:47.200 Okay, Z-Man, I see you.

00:45:48.660 I respect that.

00:45:49.260 What I do with the corn is I'll put it with the other things.

00:45:53.180 So maybe a mashed potato or maybe a sweet potato.

00:45:56.300 Oh, you mix it in mashed potatoes and it's like, ooh.

00:45:59.000 Well, that's the catch is all the stuff you don't like, you just mix it.

00:46:02.720 Oh, and then it becomes the best stuff.

00:46:03.940 And then it's just texture.

00:46:05.600 And then gravy.

00:46:06.940 Mexican street corn, let's go.

00:46:08.200 I used to make a banger Mexican street corn too.

00:46:10.540 No, you didn't.

00:46:11.240 Beef fat.

00:46:12.100 You get a ton of beef fat and melt it down.

00:46:13.820 If you get picanha from the Brazilian spot, get all the fat, melt it down in a pan,

00:46:18.500 then drop all the corn on the cob after you shave it off, drop it all in there.

00:46:21.800 You got jalapenos.

00:46:23.060 Shake it off, man.

00:46:23.640 You got, what all did I put in there?

00:46:25.980 Jalapeno is like the main thing, plus garlic, plus like Granny Smith apples chopped up real fine,

00:46:31.000 sunflower seeds.

00:46:33.080 I don't know.

00:46:33.520 Dude, the Mexican street corn is good.

00:46:35.060 That's what I'm saying.

00:46:35.740 Is it Mexican street corn?

00:46:36.880 Because then it's definitely best.

00:46:37.720 No, it was just corn.

00:46:38.780 It's literally corn.

00:46:40.020 It's corn from a can.

00:46:42.020 Oh, yeah, best.

00:46:43.200 What?

00:46:44.360 Corn from a can.

00:46:45.840 That's it.

00:46:46.720 Dog, I'm going meh.

00:46:47.600 You didn't say that.

00:46:48.180 I'm going meh.

00:46:49.020 Look at it.

00:46:51.140 All right.

00:46:51.680 Top's going to be the tiebreaker.

00:46:52.940 Best.

00:46:53.560 All right.

00:46:54.120 So then it brings it to, I guess, great.

00:46:56.440 Yeah.

00:46:56.820 All right.

00:46:57.120 That's fine.

00:46:57.980 I don't allow it.

00:46:59.680 After all that, Top said best.

00:47:01.360 Yeah.

00:47:01.660 How does our list shake up?

00:47:03.400 This is kind of screwy.

00:47:05.680 Cranberry sauce.

00:47:06.600 Yeah, because there's a line of delineation here.

00:47:08.840 Let me go and see if there's going to be.

00:47:11.960 Oh, there's a lot more.

00:47:12.940 Um, who's even eating all that stuff?

00:47:17.180 Okay, I got a problem.

00:47:17.940 We need the Spanish one.

00:47:18.980 We don't have any Spanish foods up here.

00:47:21.200 Not only that.

00:47:22.100 Like, I mean, okay, cranberry sauce.

00:47:23.400 Normal people do that.

00:47:24.360 That's kind of meh.

00:47:25.200 It's another one where you're like eating it.

00:47:26.920 You're like wasting your carbs and sugar, but it's not really a dessert, but it's kind

00:47:30.500 of processing like that.

00:47:31.500 This is tradition.

00:47:32.380 He scoffs at tradition.

00:47:33.700 It depends.

00:47:34.320 If it's homemade cranberry sauce, it's good.

00:47:36.160 Who's doing that?

00:47:36.960 No.

00:47:37.180 If it's chunks of orange peels and stuff in it, that's good.

00:47:39.820 If it's not cylindrical, jellified cranberry sauce that you can slice into discs, you can

00:47:46.080 get it out of my face.

00:47:47.820 You can get it out of my face.

00:47:49.500 Unless it comes in a can, and when I go like this, it makes the air suction set.

00:47:53.700 Relax, dude.

00:47:54.940 And then it falls out, and it goes plop, and it's a big shaking gelat.

00:47:58.640 That's gross.

00:47:59.460 That is the best.

00:48:00.700 However, I will say, I substitute cranberry sauce for lingonberry sauce.

00:48:06.300 I'm sorry.

00:48:06.620 You ever had that?

00:48:07.400 No.

00:48:08.420 He could probably tell you about lingonberries.

00:48:09.920 Lingonberries are great, dude.

00:48:10.620 Because he can tell you about dumb stuff.

00:48:12.060 Go ahead.

00:48:12.440 Get it from Ikea.

00:48:13.680 Guys.

00:48:14.140 I don't know anything about it.

00:48:15.100 You know anything about lingonberry sauce?

00:48:16.960 Hold on.

00:48:18.260 Dude, best sauce in the world.

00:48:20.000 No, bring it up.

00:48:21.060 Yeah.

00:48:21.280 Bring up your best sauce in the world.

00:48:22.680 Like, I just, I'm a little upset because if it is the jelly one.

00:48:29.020 I knew the chat was going to get inappropriate as soon as he said lingonberries.

00:48:33.200 Or what are they called?

00:48:33.740 Nobody said that.

00:48:34.300 Nobody said lingonberries.

00:48:35.920 That's just deaf old, deaf not old, Raven's bowl.

00:48:38.800 Look, if it is the canned sauce that comes in a cylinder.

00:48:43.480 Awful.

00:48:44.040 Best.

00:48:44.660 What?

00:48:45.420 And I want you to know that I'm going to treat this as if it is that.

00:48:48.820 Because it's not represented here on the list.

00:48:50.400 I went and I checked, and it's not here.

00:48:51.540 So, this is an honorary vote for the canned cranberry sauce.

00:48:56.400 That's lingonberry sauce.

00:48:57.560 It's gay and gross looking.

00:49:00.380 It's delicious.

00:49:02.580 No, dude.

00:49:03.200 Canned.

00:49:03.540 Canned.

00:49:03.860 I want to slice it into discs.

00:49:05.940 I don't like it.

00:49:07.520 I don't want, I don't, I don't eat this.

00:49:09.020 I walk right by it.

00:49:10.600 Oh, no.

00:49:11.020 I don't have a plate without it.

00:49:12.300 And I get four plates, and every plate has it.

00:49:14.020 No, I look at it, and I go, it's like one of the, it's like, you know when they put

00:49:17.000 a stupid pumpkin next to, like, the plates?

00:49:19.140 Oh, just for decor?

00:49:20.080 Just for decor.

00:49:20.540 This is just decor.

00:49:21.540 Leaves and shit?

00:49:22.580 Yeah.

00:49:23.020 All right.

00:49:23.700 That's fine, but I'm going best.

00:49:24.760 Wait, what about when you do your whole texture mash, where you add everything together?

00:49:28.380 The texture mash.

00:49:29.180 Yeah, lingonberry sauce.

00:49:30.140 I did the texture mash.

00:49:31.160 This stuff is bitter.

00:49:32.360 I don't want this.

00:49:33.300 No, but when it's in the, when it's a sugar cylinder, the best.

00:49:37.660 I'm going to vote best.

00:49:39.200 Gross.

00:49:40.120 Okay, wow.

00:49:40.680 I'm going to say not even food.

00:49:42.900 Put it with compost.

00:49:44.420 What?

00:49:44.660 No, we're not skipping it.

00:49:45.500 That's rude.

00:49:46.060 What do you think, Matt?

00:49:47.260 I mean, dude, like I said, if it's got orange, like this real citrus and the orange peel

00:49:51.200 and the cinnamon, it's up there with best, dude.

00:49:53.860 All right.

00:49:54.300 So that brings us, I would say since you did gross, that brings us to good, right?

00:49:58.820 Or does that, no, I said best.

00:50:01.020 That brings it to great.

00:50:02.280 Okay, I'm going to go with great because I want to respect cranberry sauce.

00:50:06.420 Creamed spinach, dude, that's gross.

00:50:08.480 No, if you're talking about like spinach dip that you get at like a restaurant.

00:50:11.520 You don't even know what this is.

00:50:12.520 What do they mean by this?

00:50:13.580 I don't know, but if it's like a spinach dip that you dip the bread in or the chips.

00:50:17.420 Okay, that's good.

00:50:18.080 But we're talking about creamed spinach at someone's house.

00:50:21.380 What does that even mean, dude?

00:50:23.100 What is creamed spinach?

00:50:24.500 Well, where do they live?

00:50:25.420 Like what state are they from?

00:50:26.720 Here.

00:50:27.760 Which part?

00:50:28.360 It could be good, dude.

00:50:29.140 If it's in the south, that could have a lot of cheese mixed in it.

00:50:32.340 Oh, well, I didn't think about that.

00:50:33.740 We're going to mix cheese in it now?

00:50:34.920 Yeah.

00:50:35.380 Creamed spinach?

00:50:36.060 What do you think they cream it with?

00:50:37.620 Just give me the cheese.

00:50:38.400 Ask Ernesto.

00:50:39.620 I know what he creams it with.

00:50:40.820 I'm not doing this.

00:50:41.700 You guys are right.

00:50:44.240 You think we can get him to walk?

00:50:46.660 Ernesto?

00:50:47.360 No.

00:50:48.080 Get him to do a lot.

00:50:51.840 Yeah, I'm going to go with super gross, disgusting.

00:50:55.260 Yeah, I'd never eat this.

00:50:56.820 I'd never eat this shit.

00:50:59.440 Matt, you think it's the best because you're gross?

00:51:01.500 It depends, dude.

00:51:02.580 I mean, that technically could be the best thing in this entire list.

00:51:06.260 Creamed spinach?

00:51:06.800 That is such a foolish thing to say.

00:51:08.280 No, bro, like a spinach dip at a good restaurant is like...

00:51:12.180 At a good restaurant.

00:51:13.640 Yeah.

00:51:14.140 Yeah.

00:51:15.700 At my house, though.

00:51:16.920 Go ahead.

00:51:17.260 Just cast your vote, then.

00:51:18.480 This is ridiculous.

00:51:20.380 We should...

00:51:21.260 Did you guys vote?

00:51:22.440 No, I said gross.

00:51:23.600 Yeah.

00:51:24.020 What?

00:51:24.540 Yeah.

00:51:25.060 We should have a setting for where we're going to be eating this stuff.

00:51:28.720 Where is it presented?

00:51:29.480 That looks like it's in a trough.

00:51:31.720 No, I think it was fair to say, let's just say friends of the shop, customers, workers

00:51:37.800 of the shop, they bring it in.

00:51:39.020 Yeah, dude.

00:51:39.400 They're bringing it in and putting it over there.

00:51:40.400 Somebody's recipe from their grandma, I'm going best.

00:51:43.180 There's nut in that.

00:51:44.240 It's crazy.

00:51:44.560 100%.

00:51:45.000 In Florida, I mean, up north, I would say, man.

00:51:47.080 So you're saying best?

00:51:48.840 And we got two grosses.

00:51:50.060 So that drops it to a man.

00:51:52.400 Whatever.

00:51:53.760 Where it belongs.

00:51:54.940 How is nothing gross on here?

00:51:57.080 Crescent rolls?

00:51:58.000 Because we all have to agree that it's gross.

00:51:59.960 You guys are like...

00:52:00.840 We'll find something that we'll come together on.

00:52:02.860 Crescent rolls?

00:52:03.700 Gross.

00:52:04.300 Meh.

00:52:05.440 They're all right.

00:52:06.080 Gross.

00:52:06.860 Let's all go gross.

00:52:07.860 I just want one that's gross.

00:52:08.340 No, we're not having that unity for no reason, dude.

00:52:10.660 I mean, what is a crescent roll?

00:52:12.140 Like a croissant?

00:52:13.640 Not quite a croissant.

00:52:14.520 Remember the French lady came in?

00:52:16.200 Ew.

00:52:16.680 Yeah.

00:52:17.160 He was like, I don't like this word.

00:52:19.060 I don't like...

00:52:19.340 What did you say?

00:52:19.920 You don't like fiance.

00:52:20.940 Fiance.

00:52:21.620 Yeah.

00:52:21.800 Do you think people would show up if we ever just did like a random time?

00:52:24.740 It's just a potluck.

00:52:26.480 Like show up from wherever you are and bring a potluck.

00:52:30.100 Bring a dish with you and we're going to have a gathering.

00:52:33.080 I would love that.

00:52:33.680 That would be great.

00:52:34.440 I just don't know if we could pull people...

00:52:35.760 That's the early church, bro.

00:52:38.280 Huh.

00:52:38.840 They had crescent rolls?

00:52:39.820 They got together and ate meals together.

00:52:41.560 It was like real life.

00:52:42.380 It wasn't like a choreographed show.

00:52:43.960 Like they got together and did real life together.

00:52:45.980 It wasn't like there's no fog machine.

00:52:47.920 No lasers.

00:52:48.660 Jesus was like...

00:52:49.440 But you have a fog machine in your house.

00:52:50.340 Meh.

00:52:51.320 You think at the Last Supper, he was like, gross.

00:52:53.880 Don't do that.

00:52:54.700 Don't say that, bro.

00:52:55.760 I'm just saying.

00:52:56.380 Do you think everything was like great at the Last Supper?

00:52:58.500 Maybe it was kind of like...

00:52:59.500 Oh, the apostles told to bring a dish?

00:53:01.180 Like in that day, they're not eating bad food.

00:53:03.180 Like your whole life didn't revolve around like Facebook and TikTok and Twitter and your

00:53:06.880 little podcast.

00:53:07.680 It revolved around like this stuff on the earth.

00:53:10.520 Wow.

00:53:11.040 It was like you had your own little farm.

00:53:12.460 They made good food.

00:53:13.520 Little itty bitty tiny podcast.

00:53:15.360 Our little podcast.

00:53:16.080 Our little stupid rinky dinky bullshit podcast.

00:53:18.180 Tell us about our podcast.

00:53:20.640 Go ahead.

00:53:20.980 Brown Water Boy.

00:53:22.380 Go ahead.

00:53:22.920 Wait up.

00:53:23.420 What do you really think about our podcast?

00:53:26.780 I'd like to know.

00:53:27.840 Go ahead.

00:53:28.460 Say it.

00:53:29.100 Okay.

00:53:29.560 He doesn't even want to say it.

00:53:30.520 I don't want to say it.

00:53:31.320 It's a joke to you, isn't it?

00:53:33.720 If you had to explain our podcast to somebody, what would you say?

00:53:35.940 I do it every day.

00:53:37.280 All right.

00:53:37.560 30 seconds.

00:53:38.400 Go ahead.

00:53:38.700 Give them the spiel.

00:53:39.860 Rinky dinky tiny little bullshit baby boy podcast.

00:53:45.400 No, I'm like this.

00:53:46.500 I'm like, look, this is the podcast.

00:53:50.580 It's Nephilim Death Squad.

00:53:52.040 It's really inappropriate.

00:53:53.420 You may not like it.

00:53:54.240 You probably won't like it.

00:53:55.120 But if you do, they do like conspiracy theory, comedy.

00:53:59.620 They say it's through a biblical lens, but that's just like their thing that they say.

00:54:02.580 So it's kind of like that.

00:54:03.780 I do a show on there called Straight Bible.

00:54:05.540 They give me a little bit of room to do like Bible studies and stuff, but they're very inappropriate.

00:54:09.140 Very inappropriate.

00:54:10.700 That was a good 30 second clip.

00:54:12.840 That is a great clip.

00:54:14.680 There we go.

00:54:15.580 Back up the studio, boys.

00:54:18.160 There we go.

00:54:18.760 I don't know.

00:54:19.080 I get it.

00:54:19.520 I knew it was coming.

00:54:21.520 Crescent rolls, I think they're good.

00:54:24.080 They're fine.

00:54:25.160 Like it's just right in the middle.

00:54:25.940 Wait, are those the ones with like hot dogs in the middle?

00:54:27.020 It's the one that we just looked at that was on the screen.

00:54:28.720 Are those literally the ones with hot dogs in the middle?

00:54:30.100 I think they are the ones that you put pigs in a blanket in.

00:54:32.400 This crescent roll, then that actually changes.

00:54:34.220 Sorry, you're giving it a best then.

00:54:35.600 No, I'm giving it a good.

00:54:36.580 It has a hot dog in it.

00:54:37.680 I come for the dog.

00:54:38.580 I don't come for the crescent roll.

00:54:39.320 No, these don't have hot dogs in it.

00:54:41.020 These are just rolls.

00:54:42.280 Don't say that.

00:54:45.580 This is more like sweet bread.

00:54:47.620 Yeah, which is cool.

00:54:48.860 I like that.

00:54:49.880 But it's just good.

00:54:50.700 Enough with the bread.

00:54:52.260 No, it's a bread holiday.

00:54:53.640 I don't want to eat my bread.

00:54:55.120 I don't want to eat my bread.

00:54:57.060 Oh, but he will not eat his bread.

00:54:59.420 You don't want to eat your bread.

00:55:00.280 You refuse to eat bread.

00:55:02.300 He won't give me his vineyard.

00:55:03.920 He won't give me my vineyard.

00:55:05.440 It's my vineyard.

00:55:06.820 I'm going to need my wife to take his vineyard for me.

00:55:11.860 This is a different show.

00:55:13.320 I'm going to go meh.

00:55:14.140 Meh, whatever.

00:55:15.220 Enough with the bread.

00:55:16.160 Bread.

00:55:16.780 Meh.

00:55:17.320 Gross.

00:55:17.800 It's bread.

00:55:18.240 I'm going gross.

00:55:18.760 Shut up.

00:55:19.180 He's going gross.

00:55:21.160 Dinner rolls?

00:55:22.020 What the hell, dude?

00:55:23.200 Wait, if he's going gross, I can't.

00:55:25.640 I do like the dinner rolls better than the crescent rolls.

00:55:28.440 Meh.

00:55:29.200 Meh.

00:55:29.620 And you're going gross, and I'm going good, so it's meh.

00:55:31.820 What if people, listen, listen, listen.

00:55:33.640 We're having a potluck back here.

00:55:35.000 Honestly.

00:55:35.300 Everybody brings a dish, and you bring dinner rolls.

00:55:37.080 Croissants.

00:55:37.320 If you just bring dinner rolls, dinner rolls, dinner rolls, dinner rolls.

00:55:39.200 I'm going to eat them.

00:55:39.980 No.

00:55:40.680 Enough.

00:55:41.320 No, I'll eat them.

00:55:42.040 Enough with that, guys.

00:55:43.100 Glazed carrots.

00:55:43.800 It's Matt Sit-Up.

00:55:44.540 It's also kind of like the cheapy way to get out.

00:55:47.640 Oh, yeah.

00:55:48.580 Low effort.

00:55:49.240 Who brought the dinner rolls?

00:55:50.940 Although I did see some chick on a TikTok or whatever make dinner rolls, and she brushed

00:55:55.140 them with butter, and I was like-

00:55:56.200 Ain't nobody doing that.

00:55:56.820 That's the thing, though, is any of these things could be so good.

00:56:00.800 Sure.

00:56:01.520 Any food is good.

00:56:03.100 Right.

00:56:03.320 That's like the crux of what we're doing is like, yo, dinner rolls are just regular

00:56:08.180 dinner rolls?

00:56:08.960 Meh.

00:56:09.640 But could somebody put together some bang or dinner roll?

00:56:12.220 Yeah.

00:56:12.600 Why did you look at the soundboard?

00:56:14.160 No, because we're getting notifications.

00:56:15.580 Oh, okay.

00:56:16.640 So glazed carrots.

00:56:18.040 That's an interesting one.

00:56:19.620 Glaze.

00:56:20.200 Oh, Matt knows about glazing.

00:56:21.960 Oh, yeah.

00:56:23.200 Glazer beam.

00:56:24.700 Base.

00:56:25.360 That's not the right way to use it.

00:56:27.080 What do you think, glazer beam?

00:56:28.020 What does base mean?

00:56:28.760 I don't know.

00:56:29.260 I still don't understand.

00:56:29.800 Base just means like when you say something based.

00:56:31.660 Yeah.

00:56:32.160 It means it's based in reality or not based in reality.

00:56:33.980 It's like super based.

00:56:34.940 It means it's based in reality or what is base?

00:56:36.920 Glazed carrots, based or not?

00:56:39.180 When I said Matt knows about glazing, you would do this.

00:56:45.760 Because I just roasted you, boy.

00:56:47.960 Yeah.

00:56:48.260 Got him.

00:56:49.420 Got him.

00:56:51.320 I've been roasted.

00:56:53.940 All right.

00:56:54.300 Glazed carrots.

00:56:55.460 The thing about glazed carrots that I don't like.

00:56:57.620 I don't know what glaze means.

00:56:58.480 Oh, my God.

00:56:59.240 Can I explain what glazed carrots is?

00:57:00.720 But when you say glazing people.

00:57:02.380 Oh, you're glazing.

00:57:03.180 You're glazing everybody, dude.

00:57:04.200 It's like what you do with the Albarino.

00:57:07.060 Oh, just glazing him, dude.

00:57:08.540 He's glazed.

00:57:09.700 Say nice things about people is glazing him?

00:57:11.760 No.

00:57:12.060 There's nice things about people and then there's glazing people.

00:57:14.780 You guys just have an issue with Albarino.

00:57:16.920 I'm just saying he's got a legit body of work, dude.

00:57:18.000 We have an issue with Israel.

00:57:19.720 Albarino's fine.

00:57:20.420 Take it easy there, Glazer Beam.

00:57:22.520 That's a cool name.

00:57:24.680 Glazer Beam.

00:57:24.840 Laura Loomer.

00:57:25.980 Glazed or not glazed?

00:57:27.200 I bet you Laura Loomer doesn't even eat any of these foods.

00:57:29.160 I bet you Laura Loomer would put up less of a fight in just naming these things and telling

00:57:33.520 us if they're good or not than Matt does.

00:57:35.540 I think we kick Matt out.

00:57:36.960 We get Laura Loomer on the show.

00:57:38.200 We rank these Thanksgiving foods.

00:57:39.620 I would love that.

00:57:39.940 I sent her the calendar.

00:57:41.500 Based.

00:57:42.400 That's how you use it.

00:57:43.920 No.

00:57:45.680 So Ernesto knows about glazing?

00:57:48.000 Glazed carrots are good, but they do make me a little sick.

00:57:51.860 And they're sweet, which is a bummer.

00:57:53.240 It's like, what are they glazed with?

00:57:55.060 It's usually like a sweet thing.

00:57:56.520 A sugared glaze.

00:57:57.940 A what glaze?

00:57:59.680 Sugared.

00:58:00.360 Sugared.

00:58:00.800 Sugared.

00:58:01.240 A candied glaze.

00:58:02.880 So when you eat it.

00:58:03.760 Oh, I'm not eating that.

00:58:04.760 It's nice on the outside, but when you get it on the carrots.

00:58:07.140 Carrots are nice by themselves.

00:58:08.420 Carrots are sweet already.

00:58:09.560 Carrots are a little bit weird.

00:58:10.360 It's not sweet.

00:58:11.200 I wouldn't say carrots are sweet, but they have a certain thing.

00:58:13.160 You're getting so low.

00:58:14.520 Even Guigon, Jajajana, said the same thing.

00:58:17.340 Cooked carrots are already sweet.

00:58:19.400 Guigon, Jajajana.

00:58:21.840 Gin and tonic.

00:58:23.400 Qui-Gon, gin and tonic.

00:58:24.440 You're a mess, man.

00:58:26.520 They're sweet, but they're different.

00:58:27.980 So when you're adding a different layer of sweetness on the outside, it makes the carrot

00:58:31.220 less sweet, and it makes it weird, and it's just fine.

00:58:34.940 I'm going meh.

00:58:35.840 Yeah, just meh.

00:58:36.900 I'm going gross.

00:58:37.600 So many meh foods, which keeps the average at meh.

00:58:40.400 I know, but I don't eat any of this stuff.

00:58:42.200 None of this is at my house on Thanksgiving.

00:58:43.880 We just have banger-ass foods on Thanksgiving.

00:58:45.440 I'm sorry.

00:58:45.820 What the hell is this?

00:58:47.060 What's at your house?

00:58:47.920 Oh, what is this?

00:58:48.640 Grape salad.

00:58:49.300 Grape salad.

00:58:49.460 Way better stuff than this, dude.

00:58:53.380 What is this?

00:58:54.720 Who made this list?

00:58:55.680 I don't know.

00:58:56.420 The Raven found this list.

00:58:57.520 You know what's weird?

00:58:58.320 I think this is getting updated in real time, like down here.

00:59:01.760 And these little votes are coming in, and these bars are changing.

00:59:04.600 I think somebody else is also, because this is like, you know, anybody can grab this one

00:59:08.520 and vote on it.

00:59:09.380 And it just changed.

00:59:10.200 Somebody out there just voted it best.

00:59:11.880 And that person is a straight-up psychopath.

00:59:13.860 I don't understand what you're saying.

00:59:14.880 I think that the only thing that's best is baked sweet potatoes.

00:59:19.000 Grape salad.

00:59:19.980 I don't know what that...

00:59:20.620 It should have been up there.

00:59:21.460 I don't know what that...

00:59:22.000 What do you mean?

00:59:22.580 I don't even want it.

00:59:23.400 You're putting grapes in salad like you're slicing them?

00:59:25.720 I don't think it's gross, but I wish you wouldn't offer me that.

00:59:28.340 Look, they're not even cut.

00:59:29.580 I'm looking at them right here, Matt.

00:59:30.960 You can see they're just full grapes.

00:59:33.400 Uncut?

00:59:34.120 Uncut in a salad.

00:59:35.120 I mean, I'm just trying to reference...

00:59:38.160 Is there some salad that you get at, like, on...

00:59:42.120 Like, when you go to a barbecue...

00:59:44.780 When you go to a barbecue buffet,

00:59:47.760 isn't there some kind of salad like that?

00:59:49.700 It's got grapes in it, like sunflower seeds

00:59:51.620 and, like, broccoli and, like, a white cream sauce.

00:59:54.840 Do you know what I'm talking about?

00:59:56.000 Is that what they're talking about?

00:59:57.280 I have no idea.

00:59:57.980 I've never seen a grape salad in my life.

00:59:58.600 It has grapes in it.

01:00:00.280 Like, my wife will make it...

01:00:01.200 My wife!

01:00:02.080 She'll make a salad sometimes,

01:00:03.480 and sometimes she'll toss in grapes,

01:00:05.080 and I'll go, this is wonderful.

01:00:06.640 She makes, like, a chicken salad.

01:00:07.820 She'll toss grapes in there.

01:00:08.720 I like when they put the...

01:00:09.660 What are the cranberry ones?

01:00:10.720 The dried cranberries?

01:00:11.720 Crazies.

01:00:12.160 Yeah, I don't know.

01:00:12.560 You can add grapes to stuff,

01:00:14.320 but, like, a grape salad,

01:00:15.620 where it's the main thing,

01:00:16.520 it just seems a little...

01:00:17.260 It feels disrespectful.

01:00:18.240 It feels excessive.

01:00:18.980 It feels excessive.

01:00:19.000 To grapes, yeah.

01:00:19.840 It's really the sign of the fall of an empire,

01:00:21.780 like, decadence.

01:00:21.860 Not to grapes.

01:00:22.340 It feels disrespectful.

01:00:23.260 You know what it feels like?

01:00:24.160 It feels like, like, if your wife...

01:00:26.300 Your wife!

01:00:27.440 If she was just, like,

01:00:28.260 you were like, hey, make me a salad,

01:00:29.480 and she's like, I made a salad,

01:00:30.540 and she goes, this salad's missing something,

01:00:32.560 and then she goes, grapes,

01:00:33.380 and then she throws it like this.

01:00:34.980 Whatever.

01:00:35.620 No, like, she takes the bucket of grapes,

01:00:37.500 because that's what it just goes...

01:00:38.820 Yeah, oh, you wanted grapes?

01:00:40.400 You wanted grapes, asshole?

01:00:41.860 You got grapes.

01:00:43.380 You got grapes, dude.

01:00:44.460 You got grapes.

01:00:45.640 I don't like that.

01:00:47.060 Why is the shitter full of grape salad?

01:00:51.360 I'm going to say...

01:00:52.940 I honestly kind of want to skip it

01:00:54.580 because it's not real.

01:00:55.840 It's not a thing that anybody does,

01:00:57.240 is have a whole salad of grapes.

01:00:58.500 Yeah, I feel like that's not a thing,

01:00:59.380 so if we vote on it,

01:01:00.180 we validate it.

01:01:01.040 Yeah, I'm not validating.

01:01:02.360 No, no, here's the thing.

01:01:03.400 Here's the thing.

01:01:03.800 I really like this.

01:01:04.780 I like this because this is a thing.

01:01:06.700 I've been to, like, churches.

01:01:08.520 Where are you making up stuff?

01:01:09.620 You've never been to any places with grapes at.

01:01:11.020 In New York or in Florida?

01:01:12.520 Is it a New York thing?

01:01:13.500 I've been to one in Florida,

01:01:14.940 which was weird.

01:01:15.540 No, he's trying to make it up.

01:01:16.240 In New York?

01:01:16.700 No, I have.

01:01:17.280 There's no way, dude.

01:01:18.240 No, no, no.

01:01:18.760 Okay, here's how it happened.

01:01:19.720 It was like a village's meeting

01:01:20.920 for my wife's...

01:01:23.040 How long is he going to lie?

01:01:24.720 No, my wife's father.

01:01:25.840 What?

01:01:26.580 And they all get together,

01:01:27.480 and they're like,

01:01:28.060 here, bring a dish.

01:01:29.260 And they all...

01:01:30.080 It's funny.

01:01:30.680 All the people brought potato...

01:01:31.580 Somebody brought a bucket of grapes.

01:01:33.100 I mean, if you're going to bring just grapes,

01:01:35.080 just bring grapes.

01:01:36.160 All the people brought potato salad.

01:01:38.040 There was like 17...

01:01:38.380 I love potato salad.

01:01:39.540 No.

01:01:40.200 17 variations of potato salad.

01:01:41.880 Honestly, it kind of gets crazy.

01:01:43.300 German potato salad,

01:01:44.920 not German potato salad.

01:01:46.500 Like, that's a...

01:01:47.060 You know, there's a lot of variation.

01:01:48.080 Point being is that there can be

01:01:50.060 a hundred different variations

01:01:51.940 on whatever food we're getting here.

01:01:53.780 And it could all be nasty

01:01:55.440 because it's coming from someone else's house

01:01:57.340 or their culture.

01:01:58.920 And I don't like...

01:01:59.560 If it's coming from Matt's house,

01:02:00.660 you know he's serving it

01:02:01.280 with his bare hands.

01:02:01.600 I don't like other people's cultures.

01:02:03.380 My wife is the best cook

01:02:04.720 in the universe, bro.

01:02:06.060 Like, any of this stuff

01:02:07.080 was in your bare hands.

01:02:08.360 Yeah, but you own,

01:02:10.020 you own like a commercial space

01:02:12.060 where you sell food.

01:02:13.060 This is not the case for everybody.

01:02:14.720 Hold on here.

01:02:15.480 Eamon Rat says,

01:02:16.480 grape salad is like a fruit salad.

01:02:19.640 It's tossed in cream.

01:02:21.440 Oh, that changes it.

01:02:22.880 So now we're adding a Cool Whip.

01:02:25.240 A Cool Whip layer into this.

01:02:27.080 Well, Cool Whip ranks great.

01:02:28.580 And grapes rank okay.

01:02:30.660 Like, I like grapes.

01:02:32.160 Some grapes suck.

01:02:33.140 Okay, that does change it a little bit

01:02:34.540 because now it's a dessert item.

01:02:35.980 I'm still kind of on board with Matt, though.

01:02:38.240 I don't want to validate this.

01:02:40.120 I don't want to encourage this

01:02:41.360 is what I'm saying.

01:02:42.100 Yeah, but he's saying it's a real thing.

01:02:44.220 Yeah, but he's a liar.

01:02:45.260 Eamon Rat is a liar.

01:02:46.200 He's a known liar.

01:02:47.200 That's rude.

01:02:47.940 I don't think he is.

01:02:48.660 Well, it's true.

01:02:49.340 He's a liar.

01:02:50.180 I think he would probably tell you that.

01:02:51.660 But you'd have to decide if he was lying.

01:02:55.100 People keep saying it's Waldorf salad.

01:02:57.080 People keep saying that.

01:02:58.000 Who the hell is Waldorf?

01:02:59.280 I don't know.

01:02:59.800 What an asshole word.

01:03:01.160 We're going to skip it.

01:03:01.920 We're going to skip it.

01:03:02.680 It's getting skipped, dude.

01:03:03.880 You don't even get a vote.

01:03:05.040 Green bean casserole.

01:03:06.040 Okay, Jess makes that.

01:03:07.860 All right, relax.

01:03:09.480 I'm just saying I know that's real.

01:03:11.480 No, it's real.

01:03:12.340 I know that that was real.

01:03:13.900 Real bad.

01:03:14.700 We're skipping.

01:03:15.240 No, no.

01:03:15.740 I'm going to say...

01:03:16.740 I mean, it's a classic staple.

01:03:18.420 Man.

01:03:18.780 Or so I've heard.

01:03:19.580 I'm not putting it on my plate.

01:03:20.560 It would be like, oh, it's Thanksgiving.

01:03:21.940 It's this big celebration.

01:03:23.100 It's like this special holiday.

01:03:24.340 I can't wait for the green bean casserole.

01:03:26.100 That's nobody.

01:03:26.840 Nobody says that shit.

01:03:27.900 So that's a gross.

01:03:28.460 Hey, with the language.

01:03:29.640 Can we get a gross?

01:03:30.480 We still don't have a gross.

01:03:31.600 No, this is not gross.

01:03:32.680 What?

01:03:33.100 It's meh.

01:03:35.320 Wow.

01:03:36.260 Green beans.

01:03:36.860 He just goes in exasperated.

01:03:39.820 Wow.

01:03:40.400 Look at this.

01:03:40.820 Here we go.

01:03:40.880 Guys, I don't know if you guys saw this, but we have new stuff at TopLobster.com.

01:03:44.080 Oh, show it off.

01:03:44.880 Go ahead.

01:03:45.840 We got some...

01:03:46.240 Look at this.

01:03:46.540 You click on the standard logo.

01:03:48.140 Bingo.

01:03:48.680 Bango.

01:03:49.080 And it brings you to...

01:03:50.160 Oh, my goodness.

01:03:51.480 Go buy these shirts.

01:03:52.260 People are buying them.

01:03:52.900 Somebody bought one right now.

01:03:53.860 That's why I'm like...

01:03:54.740 Oh, wow.

01:03:55.420 Somebody bought one right now?

01:03:56.500 Yeah, right now.

01:03:56.980 That's awesome.

01:03:57.580 By the way, that artwork for Daniel is going to be on the walls here in the back.

01:04:03.220 Potentially.

01:04:03.760 Actually, I think the Tish Bite would be a really great one to put on the walls as well.

01:04:07.620 No, it's definitely going to happen.

01:04:08.300 Yeah, and the fear not.

01:04:09.660 And we had an idea.

01:04:10.740 It's probably better than we tell you here today.

01:04:12.240 It should just be on TV, so it could be moving art like that, as opposed to just like a drawing

01:04:16.100 that doesn't move.

01:04:17.280 Well, if you would stop complaining about the electric bill, maybe we'd consider that.

01:04:21.080 That's a fair point.

01:04:22.780 That's a fair point.

01:04:23.660 Hey, if you boys could get a real job, we could pay the electric bill.

01:04:26.340 How about this?

01:04:27.300 It'll be physical three-dimensional artwork that if somebody wanted to buy it, they could buy it.

01:04:32.020 When you take that off the wall.

01:04:32.880 Oh, I see you, Top.

01:04:33.860 I should have known.

01:04:34.840 Wow.

01:04:35.060 And check out our sponsors.

01:04:35.760 But anyway, I kind of wanted...

01:04:36.920 Wait, wait, wait.

01:04:37.300 Can we click on Weld?

01:04:38.780 Oh, yeah.

01:04:39.260 Weld.

01:04:39.640 Is it available?

01:04:40.700 Let's go.

01:04:41.560 Guys, go support.

01:04:42.980 The first drink to combine 18 grams of protein with 200 milligrams of caffeine.

01:04:47.100 There's someone from Illinois, a fan of the show.

01:04:49.460 He's in here right now.

01:04:50.160 Can he come in?

01:04:50.580 Bring him in.

01:04:51.160 Do you want me to?

01:04:51.680 Yeah.

01:04:52.200 Yeah.

01:04:53.280 Right in this room.

01:04:53.680 Wait, are we closed?

01:04:54.400 What time is it?

01:04:54.940 It's like 3.59.

01:04:56.460 We have a fan from the show from Illinois who apparently has just walked in.

01:04:59.320 Wait, he doesn't have to come through the back of the house.

01:05:00.880 You can bring him through the...

01:05:02.660 Get your big head back in the...

01:05:04.120 Oh, no.

01:05:04.400 I just hope it's, like, cleaned up.

01:05:07.120 He doesn't care.

01:05:08.860 What day is today?

01:05:09.960 I don't know.

01:05:10.380 Monday.

01:05:10.460 Can you sit back, though?

01:05:11.080 Because I just framed this in, and now you're just doing matte face.

01:05:13.600 Oh, look at his ears.

01:05:13.680 It's crazy.

01:05:13.720 Oh, my God.

01:05:14.420 Oh, my God.

01:05:14.980 Oh, it's past four.

01:05:16.040 David gets hot.

01:05:17.240 It does get hot, but it's not past four.

01:05:22.080 Yeah.

01:05:22.640 Yeah.

01:05:23.100 Can you bring me a coffee?

01:05:24.840 Oh, watch your camera.

01:05:25.820 Watch your camera.

01:05:26.080 Watch your camera, Mason.

01:05:27.160 Mason.

01:05:28.320 What are you doing?

01:05:29.280 Oh, what's up?

01:05:29.980 What's up, dude?

01:05:30.640 How you doing?

01:05:31.760 We're live, dude.

01:05:32.880 What's up, brother?

01:05:33.460 What's up, man?

01:05:33.940 What's your name?

01:05:34.880 Zach.

01:05:35.480 Zach?

01:05:36.580 Not so infamous, Zach S.

01:05:38.280 Zach S.

01:05:39.200 In the chat, no?

01:05:40.140 Yeah, I'm in...

01:05:40.660 You're from Illinois?

01:05:41.640 Wait, do you want to sit down?

01:05:42.780 You can't...

01:05:42.980 What are you doing here?

01:05:43.580 Get up, get up, man.

01:05:44.600 Let him sit down.

01:05:45.240 Zach, sit on the show.

01:05:46.520 Hold on.

01:05:46.920 We'll get him up.

01:05:48.060 Yo, grab the other mic.

01:05:49.700 Let's let Zach rank Thanksgiving food with us.

01:05:53.480 Would you like to?

01:05:54.140 You want to rank one?

01:05:55.160 Hell yeah, dude.

01:05:55.920 Let me put my gun away to make you more comfortable.

01:05:57.400 Because you know what to get, or what do you want to get?

01:05:58.740 No, it's okay.

01:05:59.360 All right.

01:05:59.600 Just sit down.

01:06:00.180 Sit down, then.

01:06:00.780 Here, we're going to have him rank one.

01:06:02.560 Oh, it's a mid one.

01:06:03.620 Where is he going to sit?

01:06:04.580 He can sit in my seat.

01:06:06.280 You want me to jump over there?

01:06:08.180 No.

01:06:08.760 Say where you're sitting.

01:06:09.480 Well, he's got to be able to get in and out.

01:06:10.500 See, this is what happens, by the way, guys.

01:06:12.600 He can get in and out.

01:06:13.340 If you show up to the standard coffee while we're shooting...

01:06:16.700 No, no, I'm just saying.

01:06:17.640 I'll get on that side so he's got some movement.

01:06:20.460 This is cool.

01:06:21.600 This is fun.

01:06:23.220 You can sit right here.

01:06:24.460 I think we have in the bottom drawer the...

01:06:26.400 The bigger headphones.

01:06:28.820 And you also have some real quick over there, Top, that are not on the arm, but just like this.

01:06:32.540 Zach, you look great, bro.

01:06:33.780 No, you do, man.

01:06:34.780 Good to see you guys.

01:06:35.440 Wait, have you called the landline here before?

01:06:37.440 I never have, but I've messaged Top before on X.

01:06:40.340 Did he get back to you?

01:06:41.360 Yeah, he did.

01:06:41.860 He did?

01:06:42.220 He did.

01:06:42.820 Because he's usually very rude to people.

01:06:44.280 He's better than I am.

01:06:45.460 Very nice.

01:06:46.080 You want one of these jolt pouches?

01:06:47.680 Hey, Top, can you fix my cam?

01:06:49.560 I'm already shaking.

01:06:50.820 No, you're doing great, dude.

01:06:51.940 What are you doing down here?

01:06:52.860 You're visiting your family?

01:06:53.960 Visiting my mother.

01:06:54.720 She lives down here.

01:06:56.300 Long story short, her recent boyfriend just passed away.

01:07:00.540 And she needs to start.

01:07:01.160 All right, we're going to teach Zach Mike etiquette.

01:07:03.440 Cool.

01:07:03.960 Roughly like a fist away from your face.

01:07:06.300 Wait, are you from like Chicago or are you from like the country in Illinois?

01:07:09.440 Shout out from Joliet, Illinois.

01:07:11.300 Nice.

01:07:11.400 Is that country, like do you buck hunt and stuff?

01:07:13.860 A little bit, rabbit hunting and stuff like that.

01:07:15.880 Long story short, I grew up in Frankfurt, so suburbs.

01:07:19.980 But yeah, rabbit hunting, 22s, stuff like that.

01:07:22.000 Let's go.

01:07:22.740 With dogs?

01:07:24.100 No, no dogs, just 22s and stuff like that.

01:07:26.700 Right on, man.

01:07:27.320 Very cool.

01:07:28.080 Very cool.

01:07:28.860 All right, Zach, we have a thing that we're doing here.

01:07:32.660 I don't know.

01:07:32.980 You probably haven't been watching, so you don't know what we're up to.

01:07:34.720 Did you turn mine way down?

01:07:35.980 Do you just not, you can't hear?

01:07:37.220 No, it's weird.

01:07:38.140 The top keeps it really high.

01:07:39.460 Bro, can we turn it way, way down?

01:07:41.060 He likes it like that.

01:07:41.840 He was like, turn it up.

01:07:43.040 You good?

01:07:43.340 I can't hear anything.

01:07:45.540 No, Zach is part of the show now.

01:07:47.820 Wait, did you come with people, Zach?

01:07:48.840 Did you have, is there, are you alone?

01:07:50.420 I just got dropped off.

01:07:51.420 Okay, all right, cool.

01:07:52.800 So what we're going to do, Zach, is if you look at the big screen here.

01:07:56.620 Bro, you've got to turn these down.

01:07:58.300 These are busting my eardrums.

01:07:59.680 No, it's just him.

01:08:00.600 He's being loud.

01:08:02.040 We have green beans that are being ranked.

01:08:05.480 And it's on a scale.

01:08:08.760 It's on a scale from, stop it, Mason.

01:08:11.200 We need some context with Zach.

01:08:13.280 I'm trying to explain it to him right now.

01:08:14.400 Zach, what do you do for a job?

01:08:15.520 Like, what's your job?

01:08:16.580 Landscaper.

01:08:17.200 Landscape?

01:08:17.820 Yeah, Shanahan, stuff like that, Shorewood.

01:08:20.340 So you're off for the whole winter?

01:08:22.740 No, I just took off for this week to come down to help my mother.

01:08:26.100 We're getting ready for plowing season and stuff like that right now.

01:08:29.160 Got it.

01:08:29.780 So all the trucks are loaded up.

01:08:31.180 We're about ready to get some snow.

01:08:32.640 Oh, you're doing it from there.

01:08:33.680 I picked the perfect one.

01:08:34.780 Turn mine down before my eardrums blow.

01:08:37.440 Please.

01:08:39.180 No, it's not you.

01:08:40.320 It's not you.

01:08:40.980 It's actually the Raven.

01:08:42.500 Is it number two?

01:08:43.560 I don't know.

01:08:44.220 But it's like super loud.

01:08:45.580 Okay, that's like nothing.

01:08:47.280 That's on zero.

01:08:48.900 Blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:08:49.820 Okay, that's cool right there.

01:08:50.940 That seems cool right there.

01:08:51.780 All right, so what we're doing.

01:08:53.620 Sorry to bother you.

01:08:54.000 I appreciate it.

01:08:54.420 No, it's fine.

01:08:55.060 What we're doing here.

01:08:56.040 No, it's not.

01:08:57.280 It's last third.

01:08:58.320 We're ranking these Thanksgiving meals.

01:09:01.580 And you can see here that we have a ranking system from best all the way down to gross.

01:09:05.580 You can see everything in between.

01:09:07.020 And we've landed on.

01:09:08.300 And I kind of want to give them another one after this.

01:09:09.840 Because we've landed on a very underwhelming green beans.

01:09:12.420 Yeah, this is kind of weak.

01:09:13.340 It's kind of weak.

01:09:15.100 We're going to end with you, Zach.

01:09:16.240 We're going to start on this side of the table.

01:09:17.720 Top, what do you rank green beans?

01:09:21.220 Considering we just did green bean casserole, by the way.

01:09:23.840 We've got to stop with the beans.

01:09:25.160 I agree.

01:09:25.960 It is too many beans, isn't it?

01:09:27.140 The beans and the bread.

01:09:28.440 The beans and the bread.

01:09:29.500 This sucks.

01:09:30.220 It makes you gassy.

01:09:32.200 Your body doesn't.

01:09:33.100 Stop touching stuff, Mason.

01:09:34.340 She's good.

01:09:35.300 No, get out of here.

01:09:36.420 You're not allowed to be in here.

01:09:38.160 Okay, you've got to clock out this time.

01:09:39.780 When you're done.

01:09:40.540 She's running the clock out.

01:09:41.500 When you're done, you clock out.

01:09:42.420 Keep the mic up to your face so we can hear you.

01:09:45.960 Okay, so what are you ranking it, Top?

01:09:48.500 What am I ranking?

01:09:49.580 Green beans?

01:09:50.500 I'm not putting it on my plate.

01:09:52.160 You're not putting it on your plate.

01:09:53.080 You're not even great.

01:09:53.440 But is it disgusting?

01:09:56.140 Meh.

01:09:56.820 These are things that I don't even consider.

01:09:58.580 Yeah, these are not a few of my favorite things.

01:10:00.480 I'm going to go meh as well.

01:10:02.980 Matt?

01:10:03.660 No, okay.

01:10:04.260 This is another one where if you've got sliced almonds and you've got a nice glaze on it.

01:10:09.460 Almonds aren't even really that good.

01:10:10.420 I know, but sliced almonds creates a texture with green beans, bro, that's like on another level.

01:10:14.700 What, it just makes green beans crunchier?

01:10:16.960 It makes them good, bro.

01:10:17.920 And you do like this glazed balsamic and then all of a sudden it's a banger.

01:10:21.720 He's a big fan of the glazing.

01:10:23.540 No, these guys just go for the worst case scenario.

01:10:25.720 What do you think, Zach?

01:10:26.380 I'll put balsamic vinegar on bread.

01:10:28.560 Press the auto?

01:10:29.240 Yes.

01:10:29.560 It's amazing.

01:10:30.080 Green beans, as far as I'm concerned, I'd probably say meh.

01:10:34.400 Still essential in my opinion.

01:10:36.460 Can't pass them up.

01:10:37.480 I think they have to.

01:10:38.400 They brighten up the table.

01:10:39.820 I might leave a couple extra on the plate.

01:10:41.640 So that's a little above meh then.

01:10:43.460 If he said meh, but you got to have it.

01:10:46.440 I'm saying great.

01:10:48.580 Wow.

01:10:49.820 Great?

01:10:50.460 Yeah.

01:10:51.500 So you're giving it meh?

01:10:52.660 If they're done right, they're good.

01:10:54.300 Zach's giving it meh?

01:10:55.240 Yeah.

01:10:55.840 What's best?

01:10:56.840 What's up there?

01:10:57.420 So far, only sweet potatoes.

01:10:59.060 Oh, I can't read.

01:10:59.880 Okay.

01:11:00.180 Sweet potatoes crushes, though.

01:11:01.740 Yeah.

01:11:02.040 Okay.

01:11:02.560 Join the club.

01:11:03.800 We do a Bible study professionally.

01:11:05.920 It's a rough time, dude.

01:11:07.560 All right.

01:11:08.080 So we're going meh because, well, I guess he did great.

01:11:10.760 Chuck knows.

01:11:11.360 With chopped bacon and onions, and I'm saying with almonds, that's a banger, dude.

01:11:16.020 Dude, what the hell is this?

01:11:17.300 Yes.

01:11:17.500 That's good.

01:11:18.940 Green jello salad?

01:11:20.840 Yo, I think that's a thing my grandma used to make, actually, like so long ago.

01:11:24.100 I have never heard of this in my life, green jello salad.

01:11:27.380 I think my grandma used to make something like that.

01:11:30.160 What do you want me to do?

01:11:31.200 Press the auto-switching.

01:11:32.120 You're good.

01:11:32.540 It is not auto-switching.

01:11:33.440 All right.

01:11:34.900 Green jello salad.

01:11:36.940 I've never heard of this.

01:11:38.240 I've seen this before.

01:11:39.240 I can't remember what it tasted like, but I feel like she used to make that.

01:11:41.840 Honestly, I'm not going to lie.

01:11:42.760 This is gross.

01:11:44.260 Yeah, it doesn't seem right.

01:11:45.220 This is gross.

01:11:45.760 They like this stuff.

01:11:46.560 Do we validate it by voting on it or no?

01:11:48.620 Are those like little nuggets in there?

01:11:50.060 I don't know.

01:11:50.560 Pistachio nuggets?

01:11:51.060 What are those?

01:11:52.000 You love pistachios, though.

01:11:53.260 Pistachio.

01:11:53.720 Oh, yeah, the pistachios.

01:11:54.800 I actually went to your competitor coffee.

01:11:56.940 Where's my coffee?

01:11:58.220 You don't get it.

01:11:58.760 Over there.

01:11:59.380 I went to your competitor coffee maker over the weekend.

01:12:01.480 Oh, that's nice.

01:12:02.280 Yeah, because you're not open on Sunday, which is fine.

01:12:05.060 And I asked them, I said, do you guys do pistachio stuff?

01:12:07.500 They said, yeah.

01:12:08.120 I said, make me something with pistachio.

01:12:10.720 And she did, and you know what?

01:12:11.960 Trash.

01:12:12.580 Really?

01:12:13.240 Trash.

01:12:13.780 If you don't start with good coffee, you can't make a good coffee drink.

01:12:17.920 And good coffee costs money, and that's why chain shops don't do it.

01:12:21.900 It just isn't what it is.

01:12:22.900 Shots fired?

01:12:23.880 No, it's just honest.

01:12:24.680 That was weirdly aggressive.

01:12:25.380 Yeah, I know.

01:12:25.700 It's kind of-

01:12:26.080 No, we have specialty-grade coffee.

01:12:27.660 Every coffee we use scores above 80.

01:12:29.500 So it's not like you can just throw in some burnt gross coffee.

01:12:31.800 Above 80 out of what?

01:12:32.940 100.

01:12:33.780 Bets.

01:12:34.860 Anything below is called commodity coffee.

01:12:36.920 When you know commodities trade, like gold, silver, beets, sugar, coffee, things of that

01:12:42.380 nature.

01:12:42.600 Hold on, I'm going to get my coffee.

01:12:43.880 Get your coffee.

01:12:44.540 I'm not going to lie.

01:12:45.220 Where is it?

01:12:45.800 I would like to use this as an opportunity to finally vote for gross.

01:12:49.640 Yeah.

01:12:50.000 It's up to you guys, though.

01:12:51.460 Agreed.

01:12:51.940 Gross.

01:12:52.440 Top, you think gross?

01:12:53.520 Mm-hmm.

01:12:54.460 Now, Zach, you have an interesting opportunity here.

01:12:56.360 You could, in solidarity, vote gross, or you could screw this entire thing up for us

01:13:00.340 and vote whatever you want.

01:13:00.820 I say, Zach, be careful what you do here, because we'll look at you differently for the rest of

01:13:04.380 your life.

01:13:04.640 Choose your words wisely.

01:13:05.660 Are you a follower?

01:13:06.360 I like to screw things up.

01:13:07.740 Okay.

01:13:08.280 Well, be careful.

01:13:09.000 Do you actually like this thing?

01:13:10.660 Do you like this thing?

01:13:11.600 Wait, are you familiar with it?

01:13:13.000 I'll tell you what.

01:13:13.860 Can I put in a substitute that's similar?

01:13:15.720 No.

01:13:16.160 No.

01:13:16.420 It's green jello salad, Zach.

01:13:17.940 Green, then no.

01:13:18.680 I'll go for gross.

01:13:19.800 Gross.

01:13:20.160 Guys, we have a substitute.

01:13:21.840 What would the substitute have been?

01:13:22.620 Okay, tell us about the substitute.

01:13:23.600 I had an aunt that used to do the strawberry jello with the pretzels and stuff and all that.

01:13:28.100 Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

01:13:28.980 I had the sour cream with the layers.

01:13:30.880 It had the red layer, then the sour cream, then my grandma used to make that.

01:13:35.200 Dude, I could eat a whole tray of that.

01:13:36.600 I've never heard of that in my life.

01:13:37.960 Strawberry jello?

01:13:39.020 Yeah, it was weird.

01:13:40.160 It was a very weird, yes, but a strange consistency that I can still feel, but it's very weird.

01:13:46.360 Chewy and crunchy all at the same time.

01:13:47.760 When's the last time you had it?

01:13:50.380 Last year.

01:13:51.580 Really?

01:13:52.020 Yeah, my aunt makes it.

01:13:52.580 Damn, this is a common thing.

01:13:54.180 I haven't had it in decades, man.

01:13:55.680 We have Ham.

01:13:58.220 Ham.

01:13:58.940 Ham.

01:13:59.280 Noah's son?

01:14:00.880 Ernesto on the board.

01:14:03.460 And I mean, I guess we'll start it.

01:14:05.680 We'll do it clockwise.

01:14:06.620 We could start with Tom.

01:14:07.380 Isn't it weird how very Jewish it is that they would...

01:14:11.060 No, look, I gave him control of that.

01:14:12.920 That was so stupid.

01:14:13.140 No, don't give him the button, dude.

01:14:14.080 Can we give Zach the first choice on this one, or can I have to keep going?

01:14:17.220 No, I guess we can...

01:14:18.740 Can you let me bash Israel for a second?

01:14:20.680 Yeah, bash Israel.

01:14:21.000 I knew exactly where you were going, dude.

01:14:23.980 I just find it weird that they're not allowed to eat Ham, and then they name Noah and Ham

01:14:29.220 and the cursive and all this stuff.

01:14:30.420 It's pre-Israel.

01:14:31.200 Ham is before the nation of Israel.

01:14:33.660 I'm not doing this with you today.

01:14:34.940 It is strange how they won't eat Ham, but they're perfectly willing to bite foreskin.

01:14:38.300 Why is it that they don't eat Ham?

01:14:39.920 I've heard them saying it's so similar to human flesh and stuff like that.

01:14:44.140 It's in the law that it's unclean, and it's very intriguing.

01:14:46.440 He doesn't say why.

01:14:47.320 He just says you don't eat it.

01:14:47.720 I mean, it is unclean, right?

01:14:48.800 Like trigonosis, parasites.

01:14:50.640 That's true.

01:14:51.000 They're nasty.

01:14:51.280 That's fair, but he doesn't say that's why he chose it.

01:14:53.740 That's the intriguing thing is we can all talk about why God said don't eat pig, but

01:14:58.340 we don't know.

01:14:59.060 But he said don't eat pig.

01:15:00.540 We're going to pull up the Blue Letter Bible scripture so that way he could find this.

01:15:04.220 All right.

01:15:04.680 I can't say no to bacon, though, man.

01:15:06.340 I do love bacon.

01:15:07.280 I could eat a whole pound.

01:15:08.200 But that's different than ham.

01:15:09.200 I mean, I'm going to be honest.

01:15:11.440 Right now, I do have a smoked ham in my fridge that I slice off, and I go, num, num, num,

01:15:15.740 num, sometimes.

01:15:16.920 Not shocked to hear that.

01:15:17.740 So I'm going to go ahead and say it's good.

01:15:20.740 Mark said, oh, this is what you were talking to me about.

01:15:22.980 Remember the shirt that you want to make?

01:15:25.300 If thy hand offend thee, cut it off.

01:15:27.340 It's better to enter into a life meme than to have two hands going into hell.

01:15:31.020 So you did hear me when I said, when you talked about that.

01:15:32.860 I did.

01:15:33.060 I ignored it.

01:15:34.520 But, well, I don't know.

01:15:36.740 Well, because then I did respond, and I said it.

01:15:38.480 No, you didn't.

01:15:39.200 You just ignored it.

01:15:40.020 I said, bro, let's do this pirate shirt.

01:15:41.700 I responded.

01:15:42.600 That's a horrible idea.

01:15:43.760 What?

01:15:45.020 It literally says, if your eye causes you to sin, rip it out.

01:15:48.240 If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off.

01:15:50.140 If your foot causes you to sin, cut it off.

01:15:52.320 And it's going to be a pirate with a peg leg and a hook on the hand and an eye patch.

01:15:58.100 I'm just glad that someone else is here.

01:15:59.620 And he's literally going to have that.

01:16:00.040 Zach, what are we thinking about that?

01:16:01.960 And it's okay.

01:16:02.540 Don't worry.

01:16:03.320 You don't have to agree with him.

01:16:04.520 You can just tell us.

01:16:05.260 This is our rinky-dink podcast.

01:16:06.980 Let us know.

01:16:07.460 Chad, I think it's just a substitute for people who don't like turkey.

01:16:11.160 No, no, no.

01:16:11.840 I'm talking about his t-shirt.

01:16:13.200 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:16:13.540 He wants to make a pirate.

01:16:16.560 He didn't track with when I was telling the story.

01:16:18.680 No, he didn't.

01:16:19.040 Would you buy it?

01:16:19.600 Cut the hand.

01:16:20.920 I would.

01:16:21.420 Foot.

01:16:22.000 And eye out.

01:16:24.360 And that's a pirate, dude.

01:16:25.400 A lot of people don't notice that.

01:16:26.440 A pirate's got a peg leg, he's got a hook on his hand, and then he's got an eye patch.

01:16:30.580 Hold on.

01:16:31.120 Mark 9, 43.

01:16:32.540 Makes it very real.

01:16:33.340 Through Mark 9, 48.

01:16:35.480 And this is, again, this is where the Bible does this stanza thing where it's saying,

01:16:39.960 like, the hook.

01:16:40.660 And the hook is, where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

01:16:45.040 Ooh, that's interesting.

01:16:46.200 You're losing people, though.

01:16:46.980 Like, what's the content?

01:16:47.620 No, we're not losing them.

01:16:48.560 We're gaining them.

01:16:49.420 Wow, you look handsome, dog.

01:16:50.680 You look at them scorching on there.

01:16:51.420 He does look, you know what?

01:16:52.420 He looks like a non-autistic Shane, what's it?

01:16:57.200 Shane Gillis.

01:16:57.740 Shane Gillis, yeah.

01:16:58.540 He looks like Shane Gillis minus autism.

01:17:00.360 Cousins.

01:17:01.360 No shit.

01:17:02.040 I thought he was being serious.

01:17:03.120 I was like, no shit, dude, really?

01:17:04.540 That's crazy.

01:17:04.980 You guys were having sex, and your cousins?

01:17:06.300 It's weird.

01:17:06.720 Oh, dude.

01:17:07.260 All right.

01:17:07.980 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

01:17:10.860 They're talking about parasites.

01:17:12.760 Pirates.

01:17:13.920 Pirates sites.

01:17:14.900 What the?

01:17:15.740 Yeah, dude.

01:17:16.300 Don't say, don't drop F-bombs.

01:17:17.400 All right, guys, get back to him.

01:17:18.600 In hell, where their worm dieth not, the worm being the parasite, being the demon, the entity.

01:17:25.100 Okay, but what are you doing?

01:17:25.600 This is why the Jews didn't eat pork, because of trichinosis, because of parasites.

01:17:31.800 That gets into your gut.

01:17:33.160 It affects your brain.

01:17:34.600 Okay, but here's what I would say back in response to that.

01:17:37.980 Maybe you're right.

01:17:39.560 That's what I'm saying.

01:17:40.340 No, I don't like, that's not satisfactory.

01:17:42.380 Yeah, you want everything to be a fight.

01:17:44.040 It's okay.

01:17:44.400 No, I want to win resoundingly.

01:17:46.460 I know you do.

01:17:47.600 You love to win.

01:17:48.000 Can we get back to Ham?

01:17:48.920 The only thing you love more than winning an argument is somebody else losing the argument.

01:17:53.280 Did he just lose?

01:17:54.460 You think I beat him?

01:17:55.100 I think he just lost.

01:17:55.440 Yeah, you win.

01:17:56.340 You win.

01:17:56.800 So, I think that Ham is good.

01:17:59.880 It's all right.

01:18:01.680 Is that like, man, all right, or like, it's good?

01:18:03.580 I'll give it a, I guess I'll go good.

01:18:08.240 I'll have a slice of ham.

01:18:09.820 It's good.

01:18:10.580 It's good.

01:18:12.300 It's good.

01:18:12.780 I want it on my plate.

01:18:14.240 Yeah.

01:18:14.440 Yeah, I'm not going to not have it.

01:18:15.840 You got to do at least a slice.

01:18:16.900 So, it's definitely good.

01:18:17.960 This thing is getting heavy.

01:18:18.840 Matt?

01:18:20.280 Best.

01:18:21.100 Best.

01:18:21.460 You think so?

01:18:22.900 Matt's a ham guy.

01:18:24.040 You're a big ham enjoyer?

01:18:26.220 You're a ham enjoyer.

01:18:27.220 I'm just thinking about, like, percentage-wise, on my plate at Thanksgiving.

01:18:31.100 Oh, how many slices?

01:18:31.860 I just, I can't eat a ton of carbohydrates, bro.

01:18:34.280 So, I'm just like, the ham is going to be the more thing.

01:18:36.880 I'm not going to eat ham very often throughout the year, but on Thanksgiving, yeah.

01:18:39.980 You know what I do hate?

01:18:41.000 When they put cloves in it.

01:18:43.300 I cannot stand.

01:18:44.480 He's just taking that ham, baby.

01:18:45.860 The taste of cloves.

01:18:46.580 You get that ham.

01:18:47.320 It's crazy.

01:18:48.020 I get it.

01:18:48.620 It's a good thing.

01:18:51.520 I like ham.

01:18:52.080 I like it.

01:18:52.780 All right.

01:18:53.020 I like when the crunchy parts are on the side.

01:18:54.780 It's very nice.

01:18:55.280 It's nice.

01:18:55.700 How long are you in town for?

01:18:57.980 Till Monday.

01:18:58.780 You got to get close to the mic.

01:19:00.580 Till Monday.

01:19:01.080 Till Monday?

01:19:01.560 You're here for a week?

01:19:02.340 Yeah, a whole week.

01:19:03.040 Oh, sweet, bro.

01:19:04.040 Did you get a punch card out there?

01:19:05.680 Yeah, I did.

01:19:06.220 Yes.

01:19:06.420 Yeah.

01:19:06.660 You'll get 10 drinks, bro.

01:19:07.620 You get 10 drinks.

01:19:08.300 The 11's free.

01:19:09.160 It's fun.

01:19:09.800 10 drinks one day.

01:19:10.740 That's a challenge.

01:19:11.080 You can go like this and, like, hold it so it, like, makes it easier.

01:19:13.560 I know.

01:19:13.940 I've done this before.

01:19:14.560 I apologize.

01:19:14.640 No, I'm terrible at mic etiquette, so, like, it helps to grab it.

01:19:17.880 Yeah.

01:19:18.200 I've never been down here.

01:19:19.180 I've never met you guys, so forgive me.

01:19:20.180 You've been on a podcast before?

01:19:21.520 Never.

01:19:22.020 This is, yeah.

01:19:22.500 Congratulations.

01:19:23.940 I've been to Florida?

01:19:24.740 I was ahead of time before this.

01:19:26.020 No, I've been to Florida a couple times.

01:19:28.240 Just not the Villages?

01:19:29.420 Not the Villages, yeah.

01:19:30.160 Did you get here today?

01:19:31.440 No.

01:19:33.200 I'm sorry.

01:19:33.720 Why did you come?

01:19:34.560 Bro, so you're on a straight vacation.

01:19:36.400 Like, did you ride around the Villages today or the last couple days?

01:19:39.000 No.

01:19:39.100 Like I said, I'm here with my mom, so.

01:19:41.020 My mom?

01:19:41.800 My mom.

01:19:42.540 Yeah.

01:19:43.740 Is she here now?

01:19:44.960 No, she's got a doctor's appointment, so I told her, hey, drop me a phone call.

01:19:47.480 Oh, she's next door?

01:19:49.980 No, she's out and about.

01:19:51.800 No, I'm serious.

01:19:52.540 I just wanted to say thank you, guys.

01:19:53.700 I didn't expect this.

01:19:54.640 I just wanted to shake your hand.

01:19:55.560 No, I knew you didn't expect it.

01:19:56.820 That's why I did it to you.

01:19:57.760 Yeah.

01:19:58.340 To all the guys in the chat, sorry about this.

01:20:00.160 I'm a little weird.

01:20:00.860 No.

01:20:01.440 Bro, she's the best.

01:20:03.040 This is awesome.

01:20:03.960 Are you kidding me?

01:20:04.620 I'm trapped.

01:20:05.240 Hold on.

01:20:05.580 There we go.

01:20:05.820 Oh, you got a wire stuck under there.

01:20:06.900 You'll be all right.

01:20:08.860 Every time we do one of these shows, it's like always an impromptu setup.

01:20:12.660 Yeah, it is.

01:20:12.980 Like in the last minute.

01:20:13.560 There's always something.

01:20:13.940 So maybe I'll just set up four next time and just wait.

01:20:16.560 You should.

01:20:17.000 I should, right?

01:20:17.240 And just wait for somebody who's.

01:20:19.060 Somebody's always around.

01:20:20.580 I mean.

01:20:22.160 Thank God it wasn't Mason this time.

01:20:24.600 Blaptown Honey says you're killing it.

01:20:26.040 Hell yeah.

01:20:26.460 Thanks, guys.

01:20:27.260 I'm trying not to sneeze.

01:20:28.220 She's very sweet.

01:20:29.140 All right, guys.

01:20:29.500 Back to food.

01:20:30.100 Stop screwing around, Matt.

01:20:31.380 Let's get back to food.

01:20:31.680 Red Jell-O salad.

01:20:33.000 That's a stupid word.

01:20:34.060 The salad at the end.

01:20:34.760 It's just Jell-O.

01:20:35.380 Why are we saying salad?

01:20:36.180 Salad.

01:20:36.640 Yeah.

01:20:37.080 I don't know why.

01:20:37.980 They did it before.

01:20:38.580 No, no.

01:20:38.940 I know why.

01:20:40.060 Go ahead.

01:20:40.540 This is why.

01:20:41.400 Hold on.

01:20:41.920 The only thing is that has the collagen in it.

01:20:45.140 Oh, from the bones.

01:20:46.180 You're worried about collagen?

01:20:47.260 From the bones.

01:20:47.740 I'm saying that's the only reason you would eat that.

01:20:49.560 Why else would you eat that?

01:20:50.420 Look at Dave.

01:20:50.840 It's so uncomfortable.

01:20:51.700 No, I'm just trying to get away from you.

01:20:53.660 I don't mind.

01:20:54.820 He's very uncomfortable.

01:20:56.060 Like he's squirting.

01:20:58.320 What do you think about...

01:20:59.720 No, no.

01:21:00.500 Wait.

01:21:00.960 Okay.

01:21:01.300 Go ahead.

01:21:02.240 I'm just going to say something if that's okay, Matt.

01:21:04.460 Is it right?

01:21:04.900 No, please do.

01:21:06.500 You guys are mad because I said the little podcast.

01:21:09.600 Zach, do you want to smell smelling salts?

01:21:11.580 Oh, God.

01:21:12.520 Yeah.

01:21:13.160 Why not?

01:21:13.740 He's got to smell the smelling salts.

01:21:15.360 Oh, shit.

01:21:16.520 Give me one sec.

01:21:17.180 I swear it is getting stronger.

01:21:18.400 I don't know how they sell this stuff because it stays good forever.

01:21:21.540 You want some, Matt?

01:21:22.480 Caffeine and smelling salts.

01:21:23.540 All right.

01:21:23.960 There you go.

01:21:24.660 Oh, what did you get?

01:21:25.600 What did you end up getting?

01:21:27.240 Oh, your drink.

01:21:28.120 Yeah.

01:21:28.600 Mocha latte.

01:21:29.720 Nice.

01:21:30.080 I don't really know much about coffee, but it works.

01:21:32.600 Was Mason kind to you?

01:21:34.260 She was great.

01:21:34.800 She's great.

01:21:35.200 Yeah.

01:21:35.600 You can tell us if she wasn't.

01:21:36.880 She better be.

01:21:37.620 Yeah, careful.

01:21:38.400 Don't fling it when you smell it.

01:21:39.820 You guys see this nose right here?

01:21:41.400 Yeah.

01:21:41.640 That's a lot.

01:21:43.260 Okay.

01:21:43.620 Go ahead.

01:21:44.100 Just go easy, bro.

01:21:45.260 Go easy.

01:21:46.360 Oh.

01:21:46.840 Oh.

01:21:47.180 All right.

01:21:47.880 That was reasonable.

01:21:48.920 Okay.

01:21:49.140 So I'm going to tell you guys about the red.

01:21:50.540 Go easy, bro.

01:21:51.820 Go easy.

01:21:52.680 Oh, there you go.

01:21:53.860 What is going on for a rodeo?

01:21:55.720 What if Zach passes out on the show?

01:21:57.960 What is happening right now?

01:21:59.420 All right.

01:22:00.320 There we go.

01:22:01.400 I'm awake now, guys.

01:22:02.220 Guys, you can come on the show.

01:22:03.320 You can do smelling salts with us.

01:22:04.680 Thank you.

01:22:05.140 Come on, Matt.

01:22:05.600 You know you want to.

01:22:06.700 No, I'm not like that.

01:22:07.520 You're a loser.

01:22:08.100 I feel like my IQ just increased.

01:22:09.220 Can you turn our camera a little bit?

01:22:11.580 I think you're not.

01:22:12.140 Yeah.

01:22:12.800 Oh, that's all right.

01:22:13.480 The smelling salts knocked us off.

01:22:15.360 Here.

01:22:15.980 Camera me.

01:22:17.060 Where is it?

01:22:17.440 There we go.

01:22:18.460 Yep.

01:22:18.900 There we go.

01:22:19.500 Perfect.

01:22:19.740 A little bit more.

01:22:20.140 A little bit more.

01:22:21.380 That's fine.

01:22:22.460 Got to get top in the picture.

01:22:23.620 I'll just scooch in closer to David.

01:22:25.000 No, stop being close to me.

01:22:25.880 The people with the red jello, we've already established, what's happening here in this

01:22:30.900 specific dinner is we have people bringing food that come into the shop.

01:22:37.820 They're going to lay it out at that back table.

01:22:40.220 Somebody will have made red jello, and that's their contribution.

01:22:46.380 You're setting this up so bad.

01:22:48.000 I'm just saying, how good is that going to be?

01:22:50.100 You're setting this up so bad.

01:22:52.120 I mean, I'm not interested in it.

01:22:53.280 It's not even gross.

01:22:54.240 It should be skipped.

01:22:55.040 With cat hair in it.

01:22:55.960 You want to skip it?

01:22:56.620 Cat hair, red jello.

01:22:57.620 Yeah.

01:22:58.040 You want to skip it?

01:22:59.900 I mean, I don't know.

01:23:00.840 Don't you ice into the microphone, you rookie?

01:23:02.760 The way Top is setting it up is very like, oh, do I want to touch that?

01:23:06.860 It's skipped.

01:23:07.860 It's not even about touching it.

01:23:09.160 It's about the disrespect that they've shown by that's what they're going to contribute.

01:23:12.180 Okay, we got a banger on it.

01:23:13.580 When is the last time you ate jello, Top?

01:23:15.680 Dude, what?

01:23:17.420 I don't know, but jello is actually a lot.

01:23:19.200 It's fun to eat.

01:23:20.200 Yeah, when you swish it around in your mouth and it turns to liquid.

01:23:22.260 Bye, Mason.

01:23:22.840 Stop it, Mason.

01:23:23.440 Don't interrupt the show.

01:23:24.280 Mason, will you give me a water if you care?

01:23:26.180 No, she's leaving.

01:23:26.860 Mason, you're off the clock.

01:23:27.840 You clocked out, right?

01:23:28.880 I'm off the clock.

01:23:29.940 You don't have to give him any drinks.

01:23:31.480 You're off the clock.

01:23:32.160 So we skipped that.

01:23:33.100 Oh, we have a banger coming up.

01:23:35.160 Finally, we have a banger.

01:23:37.140 You want ice?

01:23:37.820 Yeah.

01:23:38.040 This is an important.

01:23:39.520 Thanks, buddy.

01:23:40.480 This is an important meal.

01:23:41.720 Just do it quietly, Mason.

01:23:42.440 Or an important dish.

01:23:44.480 Macaroni and cheese.

01:23:45.400 This is a pivotal moment here.

01:23:47.200 This is where the.

01:23:48.360 He's going to say something about gluten.

01:23:49.960 He's going to say something about gluten.

01:23:51.440 Am I up?

01:23:54.420 No, I don't want to interrupt.

01:23:55.100 No, go ahead.

01:23:55.560 You can start it.

01:23:55.980 No, I mean, yeah.

01:23:56.740 If it's GF, dude, yeah, mac and cheese is a banger, bro.

01:23:59.980 Now, it's a funny thing, though, because macaroni, Italian people from Italy.

01:24:05.640 Macaroni.

01:24:06.120 Yeah, they're like, what do you mean cheese?

01:24:08.280 What do you mean you're just adding cheese to macaroni?

01:24:10.680 They're very offended by that.

01:24:11.680 Let me ask you something.

01:24:12.420 Do you think that I give a single shit what Italian people think?

01:24:14.800 I don't think you care about what anybody thinks.

01:24:17.340 I think that that's fair.

01:24:18.580 Mason, don't be in the shot.

01:24:20.360 Say hi to the people.

01:24:21.640 No, Mason.

01:24:22.640 Oh, my God.

01:24:23.760 Get out.

01:24:26.380 And take your Stanley mug with you.

01:24:28.360 Get out of here.

01:24:29.400 You got a Stanley mug?

01:24:30.620 Very stereotypical.

01:24:31.480 Of course she's got a Stanley mug.

01:24:32.240 Oh, look at her with her Louis Vuitton purse.

01:24:33.920 She's very bougie.

01:24:35.120 She's very bougie.

01:24:35.980 Mason's very bougie.

01:24:37.220 Mason's the best, man.

01:24:38.520 She crushed it today, too.

01:24:39.900 Nice Louis Vuitton purse.

01:24:41.820 Wow.

01:24:42.020 No, she did great.

01:24:42.940 Look, she's got the dog man shirt on.

01:24:44.520 That's a nice shirt, guys.

01:24:45.280 Can we not get that in the shot just real quick?

01:24:47.400 Can I ask you a serious question, Matt?

01:24:48.980 And I don't want to get involved in your business.

01:24:50.560 Just get her to the shot with the dog man.

01:24:53.060 Look at that.

01:24:53.740 Guys, go buy that shirt.

01:24:55.200 Go buy the dog man shirt.

01:24:56.660 There you go.

01:24:57.340 Dog man.

01:24:58.520 Unbelievable.

01:24:58.840 All right, now go home.

01:24:59.560 Thank you, Mason.

01:25:01.020 Mason, you did great today.

01:25:02.360 Everybody appreciates you all.

01:25:03.320 No road rage.

01:25:03.660 Serious question, Matt.

01:25:04.520 How come Mason is not the main employee here?

01:25:08.060 That's true.

01:25:08.840 Why do we have her go into other places?

01:25:10.780 I don't understand what's being said right now.

01:25:13.060 Why did I get banished?

01:25:13.840 Why did I get banished?

01:25:14.720 You can't run a shop with one person.

01:25:16.980 You have to have multiple employees.

01:25:18.340 Not with that attitude.

01:25:21.080 I don't understand the question.

01:25:21.920 Mason mac and cheese?

01:25:22.940 How's it rated?

01:25:23.600 We like Mason.

01:25:25.560 I don't know.

01:25:26.200 I'm a picky eater.

01:25:27.020 Really?

01:25:27.600 It depends on what.

01:25:28.200 She's very picky.

01:25:29.280 It depends on what brand.

01:25:30.860 She'll eat anything Jess makes, like any of the Jess baked goods.

01:25:36.220 But other than that, she's very sketchy.

01:25:38.020 Like you see her eating her little Lunchables for lunch and stuff, like a little kid.

01:25:41.280 That was like a Lunchables.

01:25:42.060 It's literally a Lunchables.

01:25:43.260 You're 20, right?

01:25:44.140 And you're eating Lunchables.

01:25:45.000 She's 16.

01:25:45.740 It's not a Lunchable.

01:25:46.540 I'm not.

01:25:46.920 Okay.

01:25:47.520 I have a pass.

01:25:48.440 I don't know.

01:25:48.760 All right, bye.

01:25:49.260 Good luck with your test.

01:25:50.120 You're going to crush.

01:25:50.860 You did great today.

01:25:51.860 Mac and cheese.

01:25:53.020 Mac and cheese is.

01:25:54.580 No, leave it open so we can get some air in here.

01:25:56.400 This could be great.

01:25:56.840 Can you open the other door, too?

01:25:58.320 Can you open that door, too?

01:25:59.440 Matt's BO does get a little crazy.

01:26:01.200 This could be great.

01:26:01.820 This could be horrible.

01:26:02.860 What?

01:26:03.460 The mac and cheese?

01:26:04.500 Mac and cheese is never bad.

01:26:05.860 It's just a matter of if it's got heavy on the G or not.

01:26:08.800 Let's honestly look at the votes.

01:26:10.960 What are you looking at me like that for?

01:26:12.760 Heavy on the G?

01:26:13.840 Gluten, man.

01:26:14.620 I mean.

01:26:14.760 Stop saying gluten.

01:26:15.520 If it's GF, it's a banger.

01:26:17.080 And how many cheeses are in it?

01:26:18.360 Is it one cheese?

01:26:19.220 Is it four cheeses?

01:26:19.880 What's your mac and cheese game like in Illinois?

01:26:22.120 It depends upon the noodles, I feel like.

01:26:23.600 Oh, yeah.

01:26:24.100 And I feel like you've got to step it up with the cheeses, especially being from the Midwest,

01:26:27.780 near Wisconsin, and stuff like that.

01:26:29.400 What do you mean the noodles?

01:26:30.340 The texture?

01:26:31.300 Yeah.

01:26:31.620 I feel like the noodles change the texture a lot.

01:26:33.480 What type of noodles are you looking for?

01:26:35.720 More soft?

01:26:36.460 I'm a shell guy.

01:26:37.700 Dude, I'm not going to lie.

01:26:38.940 Shell's crushed, dude.

01:26:40.560 Takes me back to growing up with my grandma and stuff like that.

01:26:43.620 That's the stuff she used to make all the time.

01:26:45.280 I like it.

01:26:45.820 I like it.

01:26:46.160 The shell guy.

01:26:46.820 He's a shell guy.

01:26:47.600 Hell yeah.

01:26:48.500 He's right.

01:26:49.860 The Kraft mac and cheese, like the shitty ones that you buy for like a buck,

01:26:53.520 or whatever, and then the box, the instant ones, the shell ones, super good.

01:26:57.420 That'll do.

01:26:57.980 That'll do.

01:26:58.720 That'll do it.

01:26:59.500 See, this is why you ask people where they're from and stuff.

01:27:01.800 You guys hate that because you're just used to robots,

01:27:03.800 but when there's real people that live in other places, man,

01:27:06.760 they're from Illinois, they hate the shell ones.

01:27:09.420 I don't know where Illinois is.

01:27:10.580 Are you going to move to Florida?

01:27:12.060 I'd really like to.

01:27:13.120 You guys drive like crazy people down here, to be honest.

01:27:16.960 And you can carry a pistol, and there's a lot of freedom.

01:27:20.700 We didn't have to put on masks during coronavirus.

01:27:23.300 It was very nice down here.

01:27:24.020 That's actually what got us in trouble with Blue Letter Bible.

01:27:25.960 A lot of freedom.

01:27:26.480 Shout out Blue Letter Bible.

01:27:27.560 Yeah, no, we're good now.

01:27:28.200 Where's our five-figure donation?

01:27:29.240 There's no trouble with BLB, dude.

01:27:30.880 Oh, there's trouble.

01:27:31.680 No.

01:27:32.040 No, there was, but not anymore.

01:27:33.160 Oh, I made trouble.

01:27:34.020 I'm the one who decides if there's trouble or there's not trouble.

01:27:36.340 You live in a place where there's Garden of the Gods,

01:27:38.020 and there's like an underground cave system, stretches from Appalachia.

01:27:42.120 All the way up.

01:27:42.620 Have you been to Garden of the Gods?

01:27:44.120 I don't believe so.

01:27:45.380 I did the mammoth's caves after I graduated.

01:27:48.800 How was that?

01:27:49.460 That was pretty interesting.

01:27:50.700 It kind of puts things into perspective about what's under your feet.

01:27:53.880 Like as far as vast expanses, like how big it is down there?

01:27:56.660 I mean, hell, you can go into like dumbs,

01:27:58.480 like the deep underground military bases, all that stuff.

01:28:00.800 So, Zach, you come in and they say, where are you from?

01:28:03.700 Oh, Illinois.

01:28:04.600 Oh, what kind of cheese do you like?

01:28:06.240 Why do you listen to the show?

01:28:08.280 Oh, yeah.

01:28:08.900 I could go back.

01:28:09.640 I started following you guys, I don't know if you were on Tinfoil Hat or something like that,

01:28:15.120 but you caught my eye a while ago.

01:28:17.760 David, I was a big fan of you.

01:28:19.100 You're silly.

01:28:20.020 I like how you talk.

01:28:21.120 You're on top.

01:28:21.860 I like how you kind of keep things together.

01:28:23.480 And then that's been a great add-on since you guys have kind of found yourself.

01:28:27.280 But I was a Tower Gang fit.

01:28:29.180 Oh, Tower Gang enjoyer.

01:28:31.800 Shout out Toad.

01:28:32.560 Yeah.

01:28:32.920 Shout out Toad.

01:28:33.520 Can you press the base button?

01:28:35.340 Base.

01:28:35.880 Thank you.

01:28:36.160 Nice.

01:28:36.960 But I started following you guys, and I grew up a Christian, but fell away from it.

01:28:41.860 I knew the butt was coming.

01:28:42.960 As soon as I say, I grew up Christian, you know the butt's coming.

01:28:45.440 Went to church every week, hated it.

01:28:47.060 That usually does it.

01:28:48.140 Yeah.

01:28:49.320 No, for being honest, it does.

01:28:51.060 No, you're right.

01:28:51.800 It seems that way.

01:28:52.440 It seems like a pattern, yeah.

01:28:53.440 Long story short, I went down the conspiracy rabbit hole for a while, and I found you guys.

01:28:59.480 Tinfoil Hat, all that.

01:29:01.000 We were down there.

01:29:02.020 I'm on my own journey with Christ.

01:29:03.340 I'm slowly figuring it out.

01:29:05.200 Let's go.

01:29:05.700 Yeah.

01:29:06.460 That's awesome.

01:29:07.500 So you think it was likely tinfoil hat?

01:29:09.520 No, don't be nervous, dude.

01:29:10.380 You're crushing.

01:29:10.960 Sorry.

01:29:11.280 Likely tinfoil hat?

01:29:12.640 Yes.

01:29:13.040 Yeah.

01:29:13.300 I'm a big Sam Tripoli guy.

01:29:14.600 I would love to shake his hand one day.

01:29:16.080 I'm a big Sam Tripoli guy.

01:29:16.620 He's cool, man.

01:29:18.600 Yeah.

01:29:19.020 I just fell into it.

01:29:19.940 The thing I think that got me to it the most was the Vegas shooting.

01:29:23.300 Okay.

01:29:23.600 It really bothered me, because I was like, I'm an Army guy.

01:29:26.240 I know what 240s sound like.

01:29:27.440 And I was like, that's a machine gun all day.

01:29:29.060 Yeah.

01:29:29.480 At least several.

01:29:30.320 Was it like a whole thing with the glass panel, too?

01:29:32.340 Like, how the hell does this dude remove this glass panel?

01:29:33.660 Helicopters, just like uninstalled, turning off transponders, stuff like that.

01:29:37.540 There was a lot of weird stuff.

01:29:38.380 The whole thing was bizarre.

01:29:39.580 Yeah.

01:29:39.880 Saudi engagement as well, right?

01:29:41.260 Yeah.

01:29:41.380 He rolled in there with, like, how many guns?

01:29:44.180 Yeah.

01:29:44.460 It wasn't just him.

01:29:45.300 He was the patsy, in my opinion.

01:29:47.060 100%.

01:29:47.460 We could go on and on about that all day.

01:29:48.700 No, I agree, though.

01:29:49.360 I think you're right.

01:29:49.780 No, go with it.

01:29:50.480 Go with it.

01:29:50.840 That's rad.

01:29:51.320 You're saying you were military, so right away you smelt fish.

01:29:54.200 You were like, something's not right.

01:29:55.380 Yeah.

01:29:55.400 I never deployed overseas.

01:29:56.860 I was Army infantry.

01:29:57.820 I was stationed down in Fort Myer, Virginia during Obama's presidency.

01:30:01.640 So, Big Mike's probably a dude.

01:30:04.400 100%.

01:30:05.000 That back, dude?

01:30:06.200 That broad back?

01:30:07.020 I've seen her face-to-face, like, right in front of me.

01:30:09.520 She's bigger than me.

01:30:10.520 Really?

01:30:11.460 What do you think about that?

01:30:12.280 Team Big back, for sure.

01:30:13.440 What do you think about that?

01:30:14.300 Saying that's Big Mike?

01:30:16.060 No, I'm not going there.

01:30:17.300 He's a Big Mike enjoyer.

01:30:18.440 He believes it.

01:30:19.120 I never saw a bulge, but I saw that back, dude.

01:30:21.000 I don't have any reason to think that.

01:30:22.780 I don't know.

01:30:23.200 You have not seen the width of his back?

01:30:25.380 Big shoulders.

01:30:26.140 It's not my thing.

01:30:26.940 I just hear people talk about it.

01:30:28.260 Yeah, it's a big penis.

01:30:30.920 That's what's going on.

01:30:31.260 Bro, so you met her or him?

01:30:33.620 That's what we're saying.

01:30:34.060 That's right.

01:30:34.240 Whatever.

01:30:34.840 You shook hands?

01:30:35.680 Like, hey, how's it going?

01:30:36.660 With Obama, no.

01:30:37.720 I just, I'm sure you guys have seen, like, the Marines and stuff that stand in front of

01:30:41.540 Air Force One, White House, all that.

01:30:42.980 That's literally what I did.

01:30:44.040 You play toy soldier here and there.

01:30:45.900 Sweet, bro.

01:30:46.680 I did full honors casket burials in Arlington.

01:30:50.500 So, I did flag folds, all that stuff over the casket from-

01:30:53.860 Wait, you're the guy at the Arlington Cemetery that, like, can't, like, has to do the whole

01:30:57.600 thing, and if, like, a sweat drip comes off your nose, you can't move?

01:31:00.880 Oh, yeah.

01:31:01.300 You got guys pass out and stuff all the time.

01:31:03.040 Yeah, yeah.

01:31:03.780 No way.

01:31:04.300 I've seen that a couple times in my life.

01:31:05.420 This was a long time ago.

01:31:06.520 It feels like another lifetime ago.

01:31:07.760 How long ago?

01:31:08.760 Fed confirmed.

01:31:09.580 Ten years ago.

01:31:10.200 I'm 31.

01:31:10.840 I joined when I was 18.

01:31:11.980 Wow.

01:31:12.420 Yeah.

01:31:12.920 Right on, bro.

01:31:13.840 I did my one sign-on, and that was it.

01:31:16.880 I saw a lot of stuff that I was kind of disenfranchised with, with the military.

01:31:20.700 Sure.

01:31:20.920 Yeah, that's the funny thing.

01:31:23.160 Even Chuck Missler used to say that, because he was a military guy.

01:31:25.800 He's like, you're going to love this country and would love to be military, but the way

01:31:28.480 it is now, he's like, man, you got to be careful.

01:31:30.780 I wouldn't, I would not join today.

01:31:32.420 Really?

01:31:32.620 Well, it's like, my son was talking about, you know, this kind of idea of, like, you

01:31:36.700 know, he's kind of getting enamored with the idea of the military.

01:31:38.900 He's only 10 years old, so he's not like, really?

01:31:40.700 But I'm, like, trying to explain it to him.

01:31:42.760 It's like, you know, you're going and you're doing the bidding of, you know, people whose

01:31:47.640 interests are not.

01:31:49.000 But, well, Israel, or just, like, at the bare minimum, what you're being told.

01:31:53.360 Matt doesn't like to hear this.

01:31:54.320 He doesn't.

01:31:54.760 He's very upset now.

01:31:55.820 I'm sorry, dude.

01:31:56.820 That seems to be the case.

01:31:58.100 You guys go straight Israel.

01:31:59.660 Well, that's the thing.

01:32:01.280 You see a problem?

01:32:01.900 Straight Israel is the name of the top show.

01:32:04.660 No, I'm saying that's fine if you had a biblical context for Israel.

01:32:07.380 Then I'm not even disagreeing with what you're saying, but as long as you keep it in a biblical

01:32:10.140 context of Israel.

01:32:11.160 Well, actually, what I was saying to you is that, like, so I had the discussion with

01:32:14.860 Norm, and you wanted to talk about, like, the biblical context of Israel.

01:32:18.180 Fantastic on it.

01:32:19.020 And I agree with what he's saying.

01:32:21.040 The modern-day context of Israel, completely clueless.

01:32:23.740 It's like when I was having a discussion with him, and you actually passed by at one

01:32:27.700 point, and I was like...

01:32:28.160 When he said, I agree with you, that's bad.

01:32:30.160 That's when I walked by.

01:32:31.300 You said something about Israel, and he said, yeah, I agree.

01:32:33.280 That's bad.

01:32:33.900 Which is the same stuff I say when you tell me they did this or that.

01:32:36.340 I go, yeah, that's terrible.

01:32:37.140 No, no, that was after...

01:32:38.140 If they did that, that's terrible.

01:32:39.120 This is just after, like, an hour of me saying, like, I reject that premise.

01:32:43.380 I don't...

01:32:43.980 Like, he started off by saying, like, he was like, yeah, in the Holocaust that just

01:32:46.740 happened there, I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, which one?

01:32:49.180 And he goes, October 7th, and then I explained to him how this played out, and I was like,

01:32:54.240 do you think it should take seven hours for them to respond in a country the size of New

01:32:57.620 Jersey to a terrorist attack, which they were aware of?

01:32:59.020 With the best defenses, like...

01:33:00.440 Yeah.

01:33:01.280 And as a matter of fact, we saw one of those paragliders with the fans on their back flying over

01:33:05.960 441 the other day.

01:33:07.340 Really?

01:33:07.760 When we were driving home from that...

01:33:08.840 Were you like, Hamas!

01:33:10.240 Yeah, and I looked at it, and I was like, I could shoot that thing down with an arrow

01:33:12.640 right now.

01:33:13.380 So then you did the military thing for a while.

01:33:15.680 What'd you do when you came out of the military?

01:33:17.100 No, because I don't want to do this Israel thing all the time.

01:33:20.100 We can't do it.

01:33:21.280 You win, bro.

01:33:21.940 It's real bad.

01:33:22.560 We can talk about both.

01:33:23.500 No, it's okay.

01:33:24.660 So you came straight out of the military and went right into landscape?

01:33:27.060 No, I came back home.

01:33:30.060 When I got out, I was 21.

01:33:32.420 I came back home for a couple years, tried to find myself, worked for a school district

01:33:36.440 for a while, worked my way up through that, got into grounds maintenance, all that.

01:33:41.100 And then COVID happened, and that was all a joke.

01:33:45.100 And everyone was pushing for shots.

01:33:46.300 In Illinois?

01:33:47.180 Yeah, everyone was ISIS.

01:33:48.420 And Israel was involved with that.

01:33:49.580 Wait, so you got out of the school system because of that?

01:33:52.060 Yes.

01:33:52.480 Good for you, bro.

01:33:53.200 And then found my landscaping gig, and I really like it.

01:33:56.380 So you suffered loss because you said, no, I'm not injecting that, man.

01:33:59.540 I'm not.

01:33:59.980 Yeah, whatever.

01:34:00.480 They were putting that in.

01:34:00.900 Yeah, they were threatening me.

01:34:01.660 Now we're off YouTube.

01:34:02.700 Way to go, Matt.

01:34:03.260 There goes YouTube.

01:34:04.140 Sorry.

01:34:04.720 It's okay.

01:34:05.040 No, it's Matt.

01:34:05.600 We blame Matt.

01:34:06.380 It's fine.

01:34:07.060 You can edit it.

01:34:07.420 We were safe when we were talking about Israel.

01:34:08.840 This is just a rinky-dink podcast anyway.

01:34:10.400 That's no big deal.

01:34:10.920 Nobody listens to this.

01:34:13.320 Well, I think what's important to ask, given all that, is mac and cheese.

01:34:18.980 Yes, mac and cheese.

01:34:20.200 Mac and cheese is...

01:34:21.200 I mean, I'm going...

01:34:22.640 It's one of the best.

01:34:23.680 I'd say I would give it best, but the problem is that it could be messed up.

01:34:28.080 Well, I'm just thinking in my mind, like, it's in my mouth.

01:34:30.760 It's super good.

01:34:31.700 Oh, yeah.

01:34:32.100 Those times are really good.

01:34:32.860 Somebody clip that.

01:34:33.920 Somebody clip that.

01:34:34.320 Don't clip that.

01:34:35.300 So mac and cheese, for me, is a big win.

01:34:38.520 It's a staple.

01:34:39.400 I think it's a staple.

01:34:40.380 That's definitely something that I would use to describe it.

01:34:41.660 I was at a Friendsgiving on Saturday.

01:34:43.660 They're all talking about doing one.

01:34:45.000 They're talking about doing a meetup, an NDS fans meetup.

01:34:46.980 Yeah, do it here at the Standard Coffee Shop and Casino Library.

01:34:49.200 Don't worry.

01:34:49.660 You guys don't even have to announce it.

01:34:50.780 Just show up.

01:34:51.440 Yeah, I'll come down.

01:34:52.420 Just show up, and we'll put you on a podcast.

01:34:54.700 So I was at a Friendsgiving on Saturday.

01:34:56.940 Yeah.

01:34:57.540 Shout out to the friends.

01:34:59.480 To the friends.

01:35:00.280 Very nice.

01:35:00.720 Actually, maybe a woman that would like to come on the show.

01:35:02.880 Wait, more than one or just one?

01:35:04.760 How many?

01:35:05.160 No, he said A.

01:35:05.980 Oh, A woman.

01:35:06.720 Okay.

01:35:07.160 That's the only way to do it.

01:35:07.800 I am not brewing this right now with these guys.

01:35:09.640 I am not brewing this.

01:35:09.980 It's only him.

01:35:11.080 So there was some controversy about the mac and cheese.

01:35:15.140 A group chat I wasn't privy to.

01:35:16.820 At the Friendsgiving?

01:35:17.720 Someone was making mac and cheese, and another person said, she was like, hey, what's some

01:35:21.680 good recipes?

01:35:22.320 And they go, if you don't know them, if you don't know how to make mac and cheese, don't

01:35:26.080 do it.

01:35:26.300 That's kind of true.

01:35:26.660 It's mac.

01:35:27.940 And then cheese.

01:35:29.000 No, no, no.

01:35:29.320 There's more, though.

01:35:29.940 There's breadcrumbs.

01:35:31.160 You can crumb brulee.

01:35:31.960 There can be.

01:35:32.720 There can be.

01:35:32.740 There can be.

01:35:32.760 Too much with the breadcrumbs.

01:35:34.100 Like, what are we doing?

01:35:34.660 Chives, yeah.

01:35:35.660 Yeah, dog.

01:35:36.160 That's all cool.

01:35:36.660 Eat a little bit of everything.

01:35:37.360 That's cool.

01:35:38.020 Shells, Cavitali, ZD, Rossini, what are we doing here?

01:35:41.740 I might go home and just eat a Kraft mac and cheese with shells right after this.

01:35:45.320 Matt, are we disturbed?

01:35:46.040 I feel like you look like you have an expensive dinner to get to.

01:35:49.500 Oh, that's right.

01:35:50.260 I forgot you're going to an expensive dinner.

01:35:52.140 All right.

01:35:52.520 I'll never tell you guys anything.

01:35:54.080 I will never tell this.

01:35:55.200 I'll never tell you.

01:35:56.720 All right.

01:35:57.260 So I'm going best.

01:35:58.580 Are we going best?

01:35:59.240 I'm going good.

01:36:00.100 Okay, good.

01:36:00.760 What do you think?

01:36:01.400 No, no.

01:36:01.740 Great.

01:36:02.020 I mean, it's great.

01:36:03.080 Great.

01:36:03.540 It's pretty great.

01:36:05.140 Matt.

01:36:06.260 It's just the infallibility of mac and cheese.

01:36:08.720 Look at the faces he's making, all scrunched up and silly.

01:36:10.880 Because it could be bad.

01:36:11.620 I know, yeah.

01:36:12.440 I know, but, dude, of all the things on the list, as long as it's GF, I'm going best.

01:36:16.780 Can we just, like, what if we let Mason make all this food?

01:36:19.360 Can we judge that?

01:36:20.040 No, I don't think Mason can cook.

01:36:21.160 Are you kidding me?

01:36:21.360 No, she literally eats, like, you saw her lunch, dude.

01:36:24.660 Red, like, raw meat.

01:36:26.060 No.

01:36:26.380 She just eats raw meat with her bare fingers.

01:36:28.200 She eats, like, a six-year-old.

01:36:29.940 Yeah.

01:36:30.340 She goes out to eat.

01:36:31.360 I bet you, even if it's an expensive place, she's getting chicken nuggets.

01:36:33.760 It's like one of those white girls.

01:36:36.160 You know, like, some people just eat like little kids.

01:36:37.980 She's got to, you know, she's got to be part of the show.

01:36:40.180 Mason?

01:36:40.680 Mason.

01:36:41.120 I don't know.

01:36:41.700 He seems to think Mason can be part of the show.

01:36:43.020 I think she would be a great addition to the show.

01:36:44.520 She does great.

01:36:45.420 All right.

01:36:46.160 She does great.

01:36:47.040 Mashed potatoes?

01:36:47.820 He doesn't want her.

01:36:48.320 He's like, I don't want her in here.

01:36:49.520 Okay.

01:36:49.680 No, it's just trying to figure out how we're all going to do it when, you know, there's

01:36:52.460 a coffee shop.

01:36:53.120 Well, we'll have to do it over there.

01:36:54.240 So mashed potatoes, in my opinion.

01:36:55.700 That seems like a you problem.

01:36:57.140 That is.

01:36:57.480 I agree.

01:36:58.260 Just shut the shop down.

01:36:59.320 I agree, too.

01:37:00.720 It isn't me, bro.

01:37:01.500 This guy's like, I mean, we're trying to run a rinky-dink podcast here.

01:37:04.180 Yeah.

01:37:04.720 And he's trying to serve brown water, which is whatever.

01:37:08.320 So in my opinion, mashed potatoes is best.

01:37:11.400 Same.

01:37:11.780 There's just no way around that for me.

01:37:13.520 Best.

01:37:14.200 Really?

01:37:14.700 What?

01:37:15.020 What's that?

01:37:15.820 Zachy?

01:37:16.420 Let's go.

01:37:16.980 It's so bland, dude.

01:37:17.880 I don't know.

01:37:18.240 You can add whatever you want.

01:37:19.860 No, no.

01:37:19.880 Okay.

01:37:20.080 So you missed.

01:37:20.520 That's where the gravy comes in.

01:37:21.660 You might have missed most of the episode here, but you see what's up there?

01:37:25.540 Gravy should be best as well.

01:37:27.200 I've been trying to read all this.

01:37:28.540 It's hard.

01:37:28.980 It should be best.

01:37:29.400 You see the brown gravy right there?

01:37:30.860 Yeah, yeah.

01:37:31.540 Yeah, yeah.

01:37:32.300 You could put that on anything, baby.

01:37:33.780 Damn it.

01:37:33.800 I can't do it.

01:37:35.440 You messed up already, huh?

01:37:37.220 No, I don't know what I did.

01:37:38.460 All right.

01:37:38.800 Listen.

01:37:39.180 I mean, it's a staple.

01:37:39.820 I'll eat it, but I don't know.

01:37:41.660 Mashed potatoes.

01:37:43.060 Jeez.

01:37:43.600 Mashed potatoes.

01:37:44.080 I didn't know you were going to deviate this hard.

01:37:45.160 If there's three best, I mean, even if he goes gross, it still puts it up there.

01:37:48.300 Well, where are you going?

01:37:49.020 Where are you going?

01:37:50.120 I'll go good.

01:37:51.580 Oh!

01:37:52.240 But that keeps it at best.

01:37:54.160 Oh, my God.

01:37:54.840 I don't think it does three best and a good.

01:37:56.660 I don't know the law of average is.

01:37:57.760 I don't know how it works.

01:37:58.700 It might keep it at best.

01:38:00.020 Yeah, you can't put it to good.

01:38:01.320 Shit is the best, bro.

01:38:01.740 Do the air horn for him.

01:38:03.680 Do the brr-brr-brr-brr.

01:38:05.940 Because what he just did to us was disrespectful.

01:38:08.200 It was disrespectful, and I appreciate it.

01:38:09.740 No, you come on this show, you disrespect us, and that is what you're supposed to do.

01:38:12.740 That's right.

01:38:13.220 You call it a little podcast.

01:38:14.720 Let's go.

01:38:15.060 It is a little podcast.

01:38:16.100 It's a little rinky-dink piece of shit podcast.

01:38:17.400 Mashed potato podcast.

01:38:18.300 Honestly, the next one is...

01:38:20.140 No, wait a second.

01:38:20.840 I'm still not done with this.

01:38:21.800 What did we say about it?

01:38:22.600 We said it was the best.

01:38:23.320 I don't give a shit.

01:38:25.740 It's going to the best, bro.

01:38:27.180 It's so good.

01:38:27.700 Fuck that guy.

01:38:28.420 I love mashed potatoes.

01:38:29.260 I'm sorry.

01:38:29.500 This is a Christian show.

01:38:30.400 This is a Christian show.

01:38:30.820 I make really good mashed potatoes.

01:38:31.380 And I didn't really talk about you like that, but don't ever do that again.

01:38:34.560 No, do it as much as you possibly can.

01:38:36.140 Oh, guys.

01:38:37.980 Pecan pie.

01:38:38.840 Guys, we're moving up here.

01:38:40.560 I got to admit, I never had pecan pie most of my life.

01:38:44.080 Had it recently, and then went, oh, shit.

01:38:45.920 Why not?

01:38:46.560 Yeah, me too.

01:38:47.180 Yeah.

01:38:47.720 I was surprised at how good pecans...

01:38:52.200 It was when I went to New Orleans.

01:38:53.820 They do...

01:38:54.460 New Orleans?

01:38:55.240 ...pralines.

01:38:55.960 Mm.

01:38:56.760 And like praline...

01:38:57.680 Matt does not look happy about this.

01:38:59.960 Introduce me.

01:39:00.480 Are you all right, dude?

01:39:01.180 What's the matter with you?

01:39:02.020 Let me tell you something.

01:39:02.540 You sell pralines up front.

01:39:04.300 Let me tell you something.

01:39:05.120 Do you want me to say something?

01:39:06.780 Yeah, please.

01:39:07.280 This is probably the best thing that we've talked about so far, dude.

01:39:11.260 Butter pecan is probably our best flavor out there, bro.

01:39:15.360 And not only that, pecans in general is like the best tasting of the nuts.

01:39:19.800 Better than cashews, pistachios, almonds, walnuts.

01:39:23.960 Pecans are a banger, and they're loaded with minerals, too.

01:39:27.020 I'm just throwing that in there.

01:39:27.380 Dude, I eat the pie.

01:39:28.200 I eat the pecan pie.

01:39:29.040 Take the pecans off.

01:39:30.080 What?

01:39:30.580 No.

01:39:31.400 Just the pie.

01:39:32.740 No.

01:39:33.160 You got to eat the pecans, bro.

01:39:34.860 No, you don't.

01:39:35.940 I'm not doing this.

01:39:36.780 You need some crunch.

01:39:38.600 You do?

01:39:38.920 I mean, the crunch comes from the bottom.

01:39:40.640 I'm just saying that middle part.

01:39:42.120 If the crust is made of crushed pecans, then you're good.

01:39:45.140 Then that's fine.

01:39:45.680 Pull the other ones off the top.

01:39:47.560 Honestly, I like the pecans.

01:39:48.900 I pull them off because I knew it would make Matt mad.

01:39:50.860 Yeah.

01:39:51.320 Baby.

01:39:52.300 Can you sit up straight?

01:39:53.940 You're a baby.

01:39:55.380 Okay.

01:39:55.700 This is why I called it a little podcast because you guys are ragging me for having to take

01:39:59.460 a load off because I had to work all day.

01:40:01.440 Best.

01:40:01.580 I'd say best.

01:40:02.740 Best.

01:40:03.380 Best.

01:40:03.900 Pumpkin pie.

01:40:04.740 Pumpkin pie.

01:40:05.300 Easily best.

01:40:07.060 Ooh, it's so good, dude.

01:40:08.200 He's so creepy when he does that, dude.

01:40:10.320 No, that's so creepy, man.

01:40:11.620 There's no such thing.

01:40:12.560 This is why I'd say best.

01:40:14.120 You can't.

01:40:14.760 If the only way for me to get pumpkin pie was to suck it out of the udders of Ernesto,

01:40:18.680 I would do it.

01:40:19.860 Hey, buddy.

01:40:20.460 I would do it.

01:40:21.000 Ernesto didn't have udders.

01:40:22.120 Ernesto didn't have udders.

01:40:22.300 That's what I'm saying.

01:40:24.220 Matt, let me tell you something.

01:40:26.420 It was like a spiral.

01:40:27.620 You used it wrong again.

01:40:29.400 He doesn't know what the chirp means.

01:40:30.840 It was very funny.

01:40:31.600 He doesn't know what Ernesto was either because I tried to explain it to him, but he's so hard

01:40:35.060 to wrangle.

01:40:35.380 The thing you never tried to explain it to me.

01:40:36.920 Dude, it was a spiral.

01:40:38.220 Never seen anything like it.

01:40:38.960 He's talking about his wiener.

01:40:40.040 Milk coming from it.

01:40:41.560 It was crazy.

01:40:42.780 On a dirty blanket.

01:40:43.820 I have no clue what's being said.

01:40:45.600 Ernesto, I'm trying to put it together right now, too.

01:40:47.880 We went to a farm.

01:40:48.940 All of the kids were gathered around to see Ernesto the blind pig.

01:40:51.740 He started ruffling up his blanket.

01:40:53.580 We thought he was getting ready to go to sleep.

01:40:55.500 All of a sudden, we started giving long, hard strokes to the blanket.

01:40:59.160 Just like this.

01:41:00.180 Weep, weep, weep.

01:41:01.580 It was really inappropriate.

01:41:02.700 It was really inappropriate.

01:41:03.920 He was just in the mood, huh?

01:41:05.500 I don't know, dude.

01:41:06.500 He doesn't know what's going on around him.

01:41:07.920 And my kids were like, oh, look, he's playing.

01:41:09.940 And I was like, yo, we got to go.

01:41:11.280 And then just spiraled.

01:41:14.020 And he called us over there.

01:41:15.480 It's the wrong one again.

01:41:17.520 He hasn't used the drop right one time.

01:41:19.500 No, I want to make my own buttons, dude.

01:41:21.380 I don't know.

01:41:21.660 No, you definitely don't get your own buttons.

01:41:23.540 You're busy making brown water.

01:41:24.580 You know what it is?

01:41:25.160 He's going to blame it on the buttons.

01:41:26.520 It's not the buttons.

01:41:27.400 Pumpkin pie, in my opinion, is best.

01:41:31.000 Do we have consensus?

01:41:31.820 Any dissenters?

01:41:33.060 Because you can get out right now.

01:41:34.580 I mean, it's kind of mad.

01:41:35.700 But with the cool whiff.

01:41:36.760 What the?

01:41:37.340 No, no, no.

01:41:38.060 I'm going.

01:41:38.680 I'm saying it's kind of mad.

01:41:39.840 But with a little cool whip, I'd go best.

01:41:41.820 Oh, that's the.

01:41:42.620 You can go to any Rinky Dink store, Rinky Dink podcast, buy a pumpkin pie from it, and it's

01:41:48.560 going to slap.

01:41:49.280 Every time.

01:41:50.040 Every time.

01:41:50.880 Doesn't miss.

01:41:52.160 Zach, are we going best?

01:41:53.240 Best, for sure.

01:41:54.480 Agreements.

01:41:55.100 Consensus.

01:41:55.640 Let's go.

01:41:56.580 Best, baby.

01:41:57.400 Red Jell-O sound.

01:41:58.100 What is this?

01:41:58.780 We already did this, man.

01:41:59.800 Oh, no, he said that.

01:42:00.660 No, I don't give a shit.

01:42:01.380 Oh, that's right.

01:42:02.140 Well, I'm sorry.

01:42:02.680 Your grandma, my respects.

01:42:04.540 Red potatoes.

01:42:05.960 My grandma.

01:42:06.460 My grandma.

01:42:09.620 I love red potatoes.

01:42:11.020 I actually ate some here.

01:42:12.240 I went to Publix.

01:42:12.980 I got some.

01:42:13.560 They were cooked in olive oil.

01:42:14.540 I ate them for lunch.

01:42:15.380 Red potatoes are great.

01:42:16.460 Yeah.

01:42:16.760 We like them.

01:42:17.740 Rosemary.

01:42:18.880 A little bit of.

01:42:19.520 That's something I'm going best on.

01:42:20.880 Yeah.

01:42:21.440 Honestly, yeah.

01:42:22.020 I would agree with that.

01:42:23.760 As much as I tend to disagree with you.

01:42:24.500 We're a potato-heavy crew, man.

01:42:26.320 We love a potato.

01:42:26.940 But potatoes are good.

01:42:27.820 We love a potato.

01:42:28.640 It's going on my plate for sure.

01:42:30.080 Oh, yeah.

01:42:30.560 Would you say best?

01:42:32.060 Are these like halves?

01:42:32.960 These are nice, dude.

01:42:34.080 They're nice.

01:42:34.940 You can't mess these up.

01:42:36.400 I'm going.

01:42:36.820 You can't really.

01:42:38.240 Yeah, dog.

01:42:39.100 Zach, are you in farm country in Illinois?

01:42:41.440 Don't do this now.

01:42:42.220 Oh, no.

01:42:42.720 More geography.

01:42:43.780 Zach, do they have red potatoes where you're from?

01:42:45.480 No, no.

01:42:45.740 I'm just curious if it's farm country where you're at.

01:42:48.440 Joliet's one of those weird ones where it's like, it's a pretty populated

01:42:51.980 city, and then once you get out 15 minutes or so, it's all farmland.

01:42:55.760 That's just how Illinois is.

01:42:56.920 But it's just corn and soybean and like oats.

01:42:59.520 You drive 20 minutes.

01:42:59.940 But you got like a raw milk cookup?

01:43:01.500 I wish.

01:43:02.280 Nah.

01:43:02.740 We need a raw milk cookup there, basically.

01:43:03.740 You probably do if you look around.

01:43:04.560 Yeah.

01:43:04.900 You probably do.

01:43:05.540 Butcher.

01:43:05.940 I'm looking for a butcher right now.

01:43:07.500 That's a good move.

01:43:08.160 I'd like to have a cow or something like that.

01:43:09.580 You want to do that?

01:43:10.280 You want to get a deep freezer here?

01:43:11.340 We'll get half a cow?

01:43:12.260 There you go.

01:43:12.860 I'll donate one.

01:43:13.520 Stop trying to use all my space, dude.

01:43:15.500 Literally, somebody already gave you wieners and sodas that are in my fridge.

01:43:18.980 He was crying about that.

01:43:20.180 I asked you to get rid of them.

01:43:20.580 As I came in, he was just lamenting.

01:43:22.220 He just brings all this stuff from his house and shoves all this area full of it and doesn't

01:43:25.760 understand.

01:43:26.160 Like, dude, we got limited space, bro.

01:43:27.460 By the way, shout out to Scott.

01:43:28.940 I ate three of them cold.

01:43:30.820 Who needs that much milk anyway?

01:43:32.940 You ever look at how much milk he's got there?

01:43:34.440 Stupid man.

01:43:34.720 We go through a lot of milk, bro.

01:43:35.920 Nah, dude.

01:43:36.300 He's not even using that milk.

01:43:37.360 He's just fermenting it or something.

01:43:38.680 I don't like bull milk.

01:43:39.620 The noticing walrus.

01:43:40.020 Yeah, Joliet has the prison.

01:43:41.240 I'm like 10 minutes away from it.

01:43:42.580 I see it all the time.

01:43:43.440 Dang, dude.

01:43:44.440 Dude's a natural, bro.

01:43:45.600 Oh, he's reading the chat.

01:43:46.660 He looks good on camera.

01:43:48.020 He knows he's been in the chat.

01:43:49.100 He knows he's been in the chat.

01:43:49.460 Shane Gillis' cousin.

01:43:50.440 Shout out, guys.

01:43:51.020 Shout out.

01:43:51.480 Shane Gillis' cousin.

01:43:52.520 He does have those vibes.

01:43:53.540 This is where you go.

01:43:54.260 Brr, brr, brr, brr.

01:43:54.780 Let's go.

01:43:55.300 Do it.

01:43:55.820 No, I don't even know which one it is.

01:43:58.300 Let's go.

01:43:59.080 You literally almost let that moment get away.

01:44:00.960 Okay, you do it.

01:44:02.000 Red Potatoes is a best.

01:44:04.280 Are we going best?

01:44:05.240 Best.

01:44:05.600 Everybody knows who's best.

01:44:06.420 Better, yeah.

01:44:07.780 Yeah, best.

01:44:08.600 Zach?

01:44:10.120 Oh, wow.

01:44:11.100 I don't know, man.

01:44:11.800 You're not a potato guy.

01:44:12.620 Zachary, wait, what is your thing, man, for carbs?

01:44:16.680 Like, what do you like, bro?

01:44:17.640 Just bread?

01:44:18.260 Fucking bread.

01:44:19.180 Oh, man.

01:44:20.180 This is a Christian show, Zach.

01:44:21.560 What are you doing, dude?

01:44:22.880 So where are you putting potatoes, then?

01:44:25.420 Red Potatoes specifically, not just potatoes, bro.

01:44:28.100 Specifically, yeah.

01:44:28.740 I mean, they probably got oregano on them.

01:44:30.720 They have, like, garlic, like, good seasoning.

01:44:32.480 I'll put them in as good because you can season them up pretty good.

01:44:35.260 Three best and a good, that's best.

01:44:37.000 We're going best.

01:44:37.800 Best.

01:44:38.600 Roasted carrots.

01:44:39.880 No, no.

01:44:40.840 That's glazed.

01:44:42.620 No, this is roasted carrots, you clown.

01:44:44.520 Roasted carrots are good.

01:44:45.860 I like carrots, yeah.

01:44:47.200 I like turtles.

01:44:48.840 Give them their natural flavor.

01:44:50.160 This is nice.

01:44:50.860 This is real nice.

01:44:51.400 I mean, this is fine.

01:44:51.740 This is good or great for me.

01:44:54.580 I think, honestly, I'm going to stick them at great.

01:44:57.460 They're good.

01:44:58.100 This might not make it on the plate, but they're good.

01:45:00.560 I'll go with good.

01:45:00.820 I think I would.

01:45:01.640 Yeah.

01:45:02.180 All right.

01:45:02.680 Matt, can you focus on this rinky-dink little podcast?

01:45:05.800 He's sending voice-to-text messages.

01:45:07.420 Leave him alone.

01:45:07.840 Thank God, man.

01:45:09.380 So what do you think?

01:45:10.280 Roasted carrots?

01:45:11.360 Dude, we already did glazed carrots.

01:45:13.000 It was a no.

01:45:13.680 So how is roasted carrots any different?

01:45:15.400 Because the glaze is sugar, and that's, like, whack.

01:45:17.420 Like, what do we do with that?

01:45:17.820 Okay, that's fair.

01:45:18.520 Cinnamon.

01:45:19.040 And sometimes if you get the roasted carrots that are, like, the different color ones,

01:45:21.940 they've got, like, the purple and the yellow carrots.

01:45:23.740 Oh, you love a purple carrot.

01:45:24.100 That could be a thing.

01:45:24.900 You're a big purple carrot guy.

01:45:26.280 See, I feel like that's a reference to something that I don't know, and it's inappropriate.

01:45:29.900 It's a reference to purple carrots.

01:45:31.760 Stop being weird.

01:45:32.260 No, I know your guys' games, man, with the stuff that I don't know about.

01:45:35.080 Roasted carrots, where we're at.

01:45:36.660 Those are high.

01:45:37.420 Those are going high.

01:45:38.040 I forget the categories again.

01:45:39.840 There's, like...

01:45:40.320 Oh, my God.

01:45:40.900 No, I just feel like this is, like, when George Bush was president, and you had, like,

01:45:43.640 the terror warnings.

01:45:44.520 This is before your guys' time, but there was the terror warnings.

01:45:47.140 And they had, like, these different colors and stuff, so I don't remember the names.

01:45:49.520 I feel like you're George Bush when they told you that the towers fell, and you're all

01:45:52.080 confused.

01:45:52.280 Diarrhea warnings.

01:45:53.280 You're confused, and you're...

01:45:54.480 I put roasted carrots at great if they don't have the sugar on them.

01:45:57.220 All right.

01:45:57.520 I put good.

01:45:57.880 I said good.

01:45:59.260 Zach, you said good?

01:46:00.220 I'll go with great with the sugar.

01:46:01.640 Okay.

01:46:01.900 Honestly, I think the higher average pulls it up, so it's in a grate.

01:46:05.720 It's going to be...

01:46:06.140 Wow.

01:46:06.680 Very interesting.

01:46:07.240 Roasted potatoes, we already did that.

01:46:08.340 My carrots.

01:46:09.080 Actually, no.

01:46:09.980 My carrots.

01:46:10.500 These are great.

01:46:11.320 We already know how that goes.

01:46:12.760 Scalloped potatoes.

01:46:14.000 I don't know what that is.

01:46:15.060 I mean, it's like...

01:46:15.920 What's that mean?

01:46:16.560 Slice potatoes.

01:46:17.280 Slice potatoes.

01:46:17.340 Slice potatoes.

01:46:17.940 Stuff like that, yeah.

01:46:19.100 It's like all gratin, the stuff that comes in the box, but if you do it not in the box,

01:46:23.040 it can be a thing, but it's like...

01:46:24.000 We're assuming it's not in the box, dude.

01:46:25.620 Come on.

01:46:26.180 No, we're just trying to explain what it is.

01:46:28.060 I thought you just said, what is that?

01:46:29.040 Did you say au gratin?

01:46:30.160 Yeah.

01:46:30.500 What's that mean?

01:46:31.520 It's potatoes that come out of a box, the au gratin potatoes.

01:46:35.680 Are you saying a joke right now?

01:46:37.160 A-U-G-R-A-T-I-N.

01:46:38.900 There's a potential that I'm not saying it right, but au gratin potatoes.

01:46:42.060 Hold on a second.

01:46:42.500 As the theme of the show goes, my mom texted me, sorry to bother you didn't see you on the

01:46:47.480 show.

01:46:47.940 Can you bring me five pounds of potatoes today?

01:46:52.460 Potatoes.

01:46:52.920 Hell yeah.

01:46:53.640 You saw us on the show.

01:46:54.760 You knew what was happening.

01:46:56.160 You got it.

01:46:58.020 Um, scallop potatoes are...

01:47:00.800 I think they're delicious.

01:47:02.640 I think they're great.

01:47:03.540 Okay, could somebody pull up au gratin where you just...

01:47:05.760 I thought you were doing that, Tom.

01:47:06.700 No, we're not doing that.

01:47:07.300 No, I'm not doing that.

01:47:09.320 I mean, okay, so what's on the scallop potatoes then?

01:47:11.840 Scallops.

01:47:12.400 Okay, if you...

01:47:13.080 No, these are not potatoes with seafood.

01:47:15.580 I love scallops.

01:47:16.440 Too much potato talk.

01:47:17.360 That's not what this is, man.

01:47:18.580 We got to move along from potato talk.

01:47:20.160 All right, we're all divided.

01:47:21.500 We're a nation divided, Skip.

01:47:23.440 Oh, no one's making this shit.

01:47:26.220 Best.

01:47:26.560 Let's just go next.

01:47:27.740 Just put it on best and we all go to the next.

01:47:29.540 It's best.

01:47:29.560 We're going...

01:47:30.040 But who's making...

01:47:30.740 Stuffing?

01:47:31.860 Oh, I'm best on stuffing.

01:47:33.900 Dude, I'm best on stuffing.

01:47:35.020 I'll eat that out of a box.

01:47:35.800 I dare you, Matt.

01:47:36.360 I dare you to say something.

01:47:40.920 You will never come on this show again.

01:47:43.060 How dare you do it?

01:47:45.060 What?

01:47:45.880 I mean, stuffing's kind of mad.

01:47:47.740 Bro, you're such a liar, dude.

01:47:50.020 No, it's just like, what is it?

01:47:51.540 It's croutons?

01:47:52.440 Who gives a shit?

01:47:53.300 It's delicious.

01:47:53.840 It's like croutons from...

01:47:55.380 Soggy croutons.

01:47:56.040 Yeah, it's like croutons.

01:47:57.520 But it depends, like, exactly what you do with it.

01:48:00.520 You love those.

01:48:01.340 You eat it.

01:48:01.940 It depends exactly what you do...

01:48:03.140 Stop thinking he's...

01:48:03.800 He's making you do drugs.

01:48:03.920 Where are you shoving it inside the animal, and what else are you adding to it?

01:48:07.280 Okay, well, this is actually something that I wrote down, and it's a good question.

01:48:11.000 So if we're going stuffing, are we talking box stuffing?

01:48:13.760 Go ahead.

01:48:14.420 Or in the butthole stuffing?

01:48:15.840 You don't want to blow it out, like, on the screen.

01:48:18.060 I don't want to be rude.

01:48:18.600 So what do you think?

01:48:20.120 Are we going box stuffing or in the butthole stuffing?

01:48:23.000 Oh.

01:48:24.120 I'm not going to lie to you.

01:48:25.420 I'm really not into the in the butthole stuffing.

01:48:29.260 Yeah, it's just weird.

01:48:30.740 It's just weird if you...

01:48:32.140 Did it fall apart on you?

01:48:33.240 No, no, no.

01:48:34.220 Oh, I was like, did a piece just fall off that?

01:48:37.740 I don't really like when the stuffing is inside the turkey.

01:48:42.140 So where exactly does it go, then?

01:48:44.200 In the Stouffer's box.

01:48:45.260 In the box.

01:48:45.700 And straight into the pot.

01:48:47.180 And you mix it with butter and water.

01:48:49.860 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:48:50.460 So there's a cardboard box.

01:48:52.780 Why is this, like, a foreign concept to him?

01:48:54.720 Because I thought the stuffing...

01:48:56.020 That's the whole concept.

01:48:56.900 It's stuffing because you stuff it in the bird.

01:48:59.340 No, that's unnecessary.

01:49:00.660 The bird is all butthole.

01:49:01.700 And that's kind of, like...

01:49:03.360 Honestly, it's kind of gross.

01:49:05.300 I'll be honest with you guys.

01:49:06.700 Sometimes I'll just make stuffing.

01:49:08.200 Yeah, me too.

01:49:08.740 Just for fun.

01:49:09.340 And it's so good.

01:49:10.440 I got a box of stuffing.

01:49:11.540 Wait, wait.

01:49:11.820 So it's in a cardboard box and you mix stuff in it in the cardboard box?

01:49:16.200 Don't add a box?

01:49:16.700 This is foreign to you.

01:49:18.020 You put a little bit of butter?

01:49:19.000 How does Stouffer's come?

01:49:20.160 Hold on.

01:49:20.560 In the box, you're adding water and butter.

01:49:22.880 Yeah, and then the cardboard falls out and you eat the cardboard with your fingers.

01:49:28.020 And it's like, you know it's done.

01:49:29.800 That's how you know it's done is when it spills out at the bottom and all over the floor.

01:49:32.520 I'm so confused.

01:49:33.920 Dude, Zach, do you have Stouffer's love for Stouffer's box stuffing?

01:49:38.560 Oh, yeah.

01:49:38.920 I'll eat that stuff right out of the box, dude.

01:49:40.640 That's dinner right there.

01:49:42.880 That's what I'm saying, dude.

01:49:44.840 When the box falls out, you got to eat it quick.

01:49:46.820 When the box falls out.

01:49:47.520 Yeah.

01:49:47.880 Dude, I don't think there's any problem with this.

01:49:50.260 This is best.

01:49:51.120 How is it on gluten, though?

01:49:52.620 No, what about the gluten?

01:49:54.160 Best.

01:49:54.360 I'll deal with it when I'm 60.

01:49:55.580 Yeah.

01:49:56.380 This is the stupidest podcast I've ever been on.

01:49:59.220 Sweet potato casserole.

01:50:00.500 Again with the casserole.

01:50:01.880 Honestly, that's pretty good, though.

01:50:03.040 It's a dessert.

01:50:03.940 I don't know what they mean by it.

01:50:04.960 It's got marshmallows.

01:50:06.480 It's got...

01:50:07.020 Not marshmallows.

01:50:08.140 Marshmallows.

01:50:08.580 It's got cinnamon, I think, probably.

01:50:13.140 Cinnamon is becoming one of...

01:50:14.200 Okay, but is this a main dish or is this a dessert?

01:50:16.720 We got to kind of qualify it.

01:50:17.880 Side dish.

01:50:18.320 This is a...

01:50:19.220 I would say it's a dessert.

01:50:20.280 Not a dessert, though.

01:50:21.260 I think it's a dessert.

01:50:22.420 It's got marshmallows.

01:50:23.580 This is where it's getting weird, but if it's a hybrid, that could help us score higher

01:50:27.140 because depending on what kind of mood you're in, you could use it as a dessert.

01:50:30.120 Cinnamon is becoming one of my least favorite things.

01:50:32.560 Why?

01:50:33.000 On things.

01:50:33.540 I don't know.

01:50:34.280 Doesn't mix well with coffee.

01:50:36.100 Doesn't mix well with anything.

01:50:37.200 Just kind of dries me.

01:50:38.280 Your dad loves cinnamon on coffee, for one.

01:50:40.400 He's a weirdo.

01:50:40.600 And you've been drinking drinks with cinnamon in them and loving them.

01:50:42.840 Well, now I don't want that.

01:50:44.680 Do you think you could do a whole spoon of cinnamon and not choke like a little baby?

01:50:47.500 When he says, make me a drink, I'm going to add cinnamon to every drink.

01:50:50.300 A whole spoon of it?

01:50:51.020 I can guarantee you that.

01:50:52.380 Oh, dude, with white chocolate and brown sugar, that's like a banger drink, bro.

01:50:56.280 It's like you're just looking for an excuse to sound stupid.

01:50:58.820 This is great.

01:51:00.080 This stuff is great.

01:51:01.280 I think it's great, yeah.

01:51:02.420 It's just one of these things.

01:51:03.340 It scores high.

01:51:04.040 It scores high.

01:51:04.520 I'd skip it.

01:51:05.780 I would skip it, but I would acknowledge it.

01:51:07.400 I would pay my respects.

01:51:08.560 If it had melted marshmallows on top, I'm passing.

01:51:11.280 If it doesn't have marshmallows, that's what's on the picture.

01:51:13.680 Then I'm passing.

01:51:14.540 Yeah, then I'm giving it a meh.

01:51:15.260 So now it's gross?

01:51:16.200 No, it's a meh.

01:51:17.380 I think it's great.

01:51:18.360 What do you think, Zach?

01:51:19.840 Meh.

01:51:21.740 It's like Grandma used to make.

01:51:22.840 It's tough.

01:51:23.460 I'm willing to put that potato high, in my opinion.

01:51:27.320 Okay.

01:51:27.980 I'd put it in as great, I think.

01:51:29.680 All right, so we got three greats and a meh because you're a wanker.

01:51:33.480 So I guess it's good.

01:51:35.220 Actually, it's three greats.

01:51:36.440 It still maintains its.

01:51:37.240 It's still great.

01:51:37.980 It's still great.

01:51:39.040 Whatever.

01:51:39.940 Ooh, turkey.

01:51:40.940 I think this is what we've been waiting for.

01:51:42.760 This is a nation-divided topic.

01:51:44.320 Yeah.

01:51:45.120 And I got to admit, people say stupid shit.

01:51:47.520 They go, ooh, turkey's very dry.

01:51:50.140 And I say to you, you don't know how to cook a turkey then.

01:51:53.120 Because my wife keeps that turkey.

01:51:56.280 Hold on.

01:51:57.000 Just look at him until he does it.

01:51:59.480 My wife.

01:52:01.740 He knows what he's got to do.

01:52:03.140 It's right there.

01:52:03.660 It's so crazy.

01:52:04.780 I don't want to do it every single time, dude.

01:52:06.420 You have to do it every single time.

01:52:07.660 That's what the people pay for.

01:52:08.620 Responsibilities.

01:52:09.260 People are tired.

01:52:09.420 They don't want to hear my wife.

01:52:11.480 No, dude.

01:52:12.220 The people are not tired of it.

01:52:13.760 This is what they watch the entire show for.

01:52:15.620 This is what they pay for.

01:52:16.900 So my wife, she keeps a lot of citrus in the turkey when she's making it.

01:52:21.380 Oh, I respect that.

01:52:22.180 And the citrus breaks the meat down.

01:52:24.360 When you baste the turkey and such.

01:52:25.880 Baste.

01:52:26.420 Ooh, good job, man.

01:52:28.500 That was a good one.

01:52:29.080 Good job.

01:52:30.040 So when she bastes the turkey, there's a lot of citrus.

01:52:32.440 We have to stop complimenting him.

01:52:35.300 I know.

01:52:36.140 Every time you pour a coffee and it's good, I'll be like, hey, good job, man.

01:52:39.700 Yeah.

01:52:40.120 I mean, that's your job.

01:52:40.960 It is your job.

01:52:41.620 You make brown water.

01:52:42.040 Take it serious.

01:52:42.740 Why are we complimenting you?

01:52:44.000 Brown water.

01:52:45.060 That was the highest compliment so far.

01:52:47.460 By saying it's my job, I respect that.

01:52:49.380 Okay, so she puts citrus on it.

01:52:51.020 And it breaks the meat down.

01:52:52.100 It tenderizes it.

01:52:52.900 Oh.

01:52:53.320 Yeah.

01:52:53.780 That's very, like, South American of her.

01:52:56.340 Well, yeah, that's where she's from.

01:52:57.380 Or European.

01:52:58.480 It's kind of, which one is it?

01:52:59.900 I don't know.

01:53:00.400 It's very bougie.

01:53:01.220 It is bougie.

01:53:03.020 It's just the citrus?

01:53:04.380 Or is there butter?

01:53:05.340 Or is there avocado oil or olive oil?

01:53:07.300 One of the things that I do is I take grass-fed butter and I massage it under the skin.

01:53:10.900 I get under the skin and I massage it.

01:53:12.620 Oh, yeah.

01:53:13.120 The whole thing under the skin.

01:53:14.500 Because what that does is it makes the skin crispy, but it keeps the meat juicy.

01:53:18.120 You got to inject it.

01:53:19.780 You don't know what that button means.

01:53:21.520 You're not allowed to use it.

01:53:22.200 You got to inject it with the butter.

01:53:24.180 Zach knows what that button means.

01:53:25.400 And then you got to.

01:53:26.620 Yeah.

01:53:26.720 Look at that.

01:53:27.180 He knows what it means and you don't know what it means.

01:53:28.620 Then you got to smoke it.

01:53:29.680 I don't care to know what it is.

01:53:30.720 You don't know what it means.

01:53:31.900 You got to smoke the turkey, baby.

01:53:33.960 Oh, yeah.

01:53:34.760 That's kind of a smoke.

01:53:35.840 I'll allow that.

01:53:37.580 I think Zach could explain to you the chirp.

01:53:40.000 It would be better if he explained it.

01:53:41.940 I live in Joliet.

01:53:42.980 That's all I really got to say about that.

01:53:44.700 Is that a chirpy area?

01:53:47.600 Chirp heavy area.

01:53:48.980 Is it real?

01:53:49.700 Is it legit?

01:53:50.540 Do you think that that's a real thing?

01:53:52.660 Oh, yeah.

01:53:53.340 Yeah.

01:53:53.700 I mean, the last place that I lived, you could hear it.

01:53:56.140 I would sit on my porch and I could hear it.

01:53:57.700 I'll be honest.

01:53:58.300 It's weird.

01:53:59.180 I think Tower Gang kind of pointed that out and started this.

01:54:02.340 Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.

01:54:03.240 I think that that's very true.

01:54:04.520 It's crazy.

01:54:05.120 I think Tower Gang did do that.

01:54:05.640 Tower Gang started this movement.

01:54:07.740 And then it became this thing where people started noticing.

01:54:10.540 Do you want to know what it is?

01:54:12.860 I feel like the way you're setting this up, the answer is no.

01:54:15.540 I don't want to know.

01:54:16.420 I feel like happy that I don't know.

01:54:18.180 I feel like there's some racist element to this.

01:54:20.100 It's not racist.

01:54:20.760 It's not racist.

01:54:21.700 There's clearly a racist element to it.

01:54:23.480 It's an observational.

01:54:24.640 It's realist.

01:54:25.940 Black people do not change the batteries in their smoke detectors.

01:54:29.480 They don't?

01:54:32.560 We didn't notice this.

01:54:34.160 White folks don't either, man.

01:54:35.820 Dr. Drew noticed this.

01:54:36.640 I just changed mine last week.

01:54:37.860 White folks don't do it either.

01:54:39.520 Some white folks don't.

01:54:40.160 We just changed his last week.

01:54:42.200 Some don't.

01:54:43.400 But here's the problem.

01:54:44.820 We don't think that they hear it at all.

01:54:46.140 They can't hear it.

01:54:46.900 It's a frequency that they don't even register.

01:54:49.300 No.

01:54:49.680 They don't care.

01:54:50.740 Some people, it just beeps.

01:54:51.800 They're like, yeah, whatever.

01:54:52.900 Batteries are expensive, man.

01:54:54.440 No.

01:54:54.940 There's that too.

01:54:55.780 They don't hear it.

01:54:56.580 They are kind of expensive, yeah.

01:54:58.340 There are, like, from, like.

01:54:59.580 You're literally saying that, like, certain bloodlines or certain skin tones can't hear certain.

01:55:04.320 The curse of ham.

01:55:05.120 Yes.

01:55:05.640 Stop, dude.

01:55:06.340 We went over that with Ed Mabry, and he, like, debunked that.

01:55:09.620 Yeah, and then in the back of Ed Mabry's thing, I heard a chirp.

01:55:13.360 What?

01:55:14.080 Ed too?

01:55:15.000 No.

01:55:15.280 I can't believe it.

01:55:16.540 It is true.

01:55:17.500 There's video after video that they don't hear it.

01:55:19.060 No, there's no amount of what you're objecting to.

01:55:21.240 You're saying because they have a certain skin tone, they can't hear a certain thing.

01:55:24.400 I'm not saying that.

01:55:24.940 He's not making the rules.

01:55:26.060 No, you're saying that's what's on some documentation is that if you have a certain skin tone, you

01:55:31.240 can't hear certain things.

01:55:31.980 It is an observable fact, and there's nothing that I can do about it or you can do about

01:55:36.760 it.

01:55:36.820 Okay, so that's what that is?

01:55:39.920 Yes.

01:55:40.560 Okay, I'm still using it because I like it.

01:55:42.500 I don't care.

01:55:43.440 To me, it doesn't mean that.

01:55:44.660 It's just as a cool noise.

01:55:45.840 No, that's what it means.

01:55:46.760 That's what it means.

01:55:47.260 I'm going to use it for whatever I want.

01:55:48.560 Turkey is best.

01:55:49.740 Yo, turkey is.

01:55:51.380 Don't do that.

01:55:52.520 You're not going to change the meaning of it.

01:55:54.260 Turkey is absolutely necessary.

01:55:56.280 If you don't have turkey, you're a wanker.

01:55:57.980 But I'm saying if the whole concept behind the chirp has to do with fire because it's

01:56:01.580 a smoke alarm, then that's like saying turkey's fire if you say turkey is.

01:56:04.800 Let me tell you something.

01:56:05.660 I looked up the statistics on how many black versus white homes burned down and things

01:56:11.340 of that nature.

01:56:11.980 Staggering.

01:56:12.400 It's unbelievable disproportionate.

01:56:14.440 If you know that I have a degree, my major is fire protection and management, I can actually

01:56:18.980 confirm this.

01:56:20.420 Honestly, a simple Google search.

01:56:21.500 That's not a true degree, bro.

01:56:23.520 It is.

01:56:23.940 No, it's a real degree.

01:56:24.620 There's a zero percent chance somebody would go to school for that.

01:56:26.980 He was going to it.

01:56:27.300 Yeah, from John Jay College.

01:56:29.580 That's good money.

01:56:30.520 He wants to act like none of this is true.

01:56:32.860 He thinks that we're not backed with facts.

01:56:34.760 We're backed with facts, baby.

01:56:35.780 I was more upset to find out that it was actually true like that.

01:56:49.340 And it wasn't just a joke.

01:56:50.720 There's more fires for certain skin tones.

01:56:52.480 That's horrible.

01:56:53.580 But no, just the fact that they don't hear it, like oblivious to it.

01:56:56.560 They'll be on.

01:56:57.360 So the earliest incidents was like Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

01:57:01.200 They have a show and they get colons.

01:57:03.000 And like in the middle of the night, they're going to call in from a black person and they

01:57:06.540 be talking to them and then they'll hear the beep and they'll ask them, you don't hear

01:57:11.300 that?

01:57:11.700 And they go, what?

01:57:12.740 Yeah.

01:57:12.840 And no matter what, they literally don't hear it because it's been, maybe it's been playing

01:57:16.960 for so long that they've just blocked it out.

01:57:19.280 But now maybe they just can't hear it.

01:57:21.180 Okay.

01:57:21.400 So Turkey best.

01:57:22.980 I'm going best.

01:57:23.900 Best.

01:57:25.700 But the thing is it's like white, like the white, the white meat though is dry and bad.

01:57:30.360 But not if you're doing it right.

01:57:31.520 The dark meat is like very good with the skin.

01:57:33.440 No, this is the brown gravy.

01:57:34.660 When it kisses the brown gravy.

01:57:36.800 Oh, like that.

01:57:38.860 Oh my God.

01:57:39.600 Whipped cream.

01:57:40.220 This is silly.

01:57:40.800 This is like cool whip.

01:57:41.620 It's great.

01:57:42.360 We're going to put this as great.

01:57:43.240 He's finally got his fist bump.

01:57:46.180 Great.

01:57:47.080 White gravy.

01:57:49.040 I don't really know.

01:57:50.420 That's Ernesto.

01:57:51.460 Good, bro.

01:57:52.160 That's Ernesto.

01:57:53.180 It's good, but you guys are going to make it inappropriate.

01:57:55.100 Yeah.

01:57:55.800 So that kind of ruins it.

01:57:56.560 That's where my mind went.

01:57:57.580 Look, they got Matt's shoes at the bottom there, some Skechers.

01:58:00.200 You want some Skechers?

01:58:01.240 You want to look like a wanker?

01:58:02.400 They know who buys their stuff.

01:58:04.220 Yeah, I don't pay hundreds of dollars for shoes like you guys.

01:58:06.800 I pay 60s of dollars.

01:58:07.540 You guys got this little podcast that pays you a ton of money where you're able to do that.

01:58:10.760 I'm out there slugging away in a coffee shop.

01:58:12.820 Sometimes it's 50s of dollars.

01:58:14.060 I'm not spending more than 30 bucks for a pair of shoes.

01:58:15.120 Can we ask, what is white gravy?

01:58:18.860 Let's ask Ernesto.

01:58:19.720 How do you get it?

01:58:20.480 How do you get white gravy?

01:58:21.800 I'm scared to even Google that.

01:58:23.020 I know what the process looks like.

01:58:24.540 Let's see what it is.

01:58:25.760 Who knows?

01:58:26.020 I'll look it up.

01:58:26.780 Yeah, have a gander.

01:58:27.540 Let's see what white gravy is.

01:58:29.240 What is white gravy?

01:58:29.740 What is white gravy?

01:58:30.600 Because it looks in this picture a lot like just mashed potatoes, but I guess that's not

01:58:34.200 what's happening here.

01:58:35.220 What is white gravy made of?

01:58:36.900 Although I do appreciate the idea of calling it.

01:58:40.640 Yeah.

01:58:41.240 Yeah.

01:58:41.600 I mean, white gravy is made from a mixture of fat, like butter or bacon drippings, flour,

01:58:46.860 and milk.

01:58:48.180 See, you got a lot of that.

01:58:49.100 As long as it's GF, I can get down with that.

01:58:50.940 Season with salt and pepper.

01:58:52.920 Dude, we can make that here.

01:58:54.200 This actually might be pretty good.

01:58:55.680 GF flour, some kind of bacon fat, salt and pepper.

01:58:58.800 That sounds delicious.

01:58:59.700 Honestly, if you sold bacon, egg, and cheese here, we could be making white gravy all the

01:59:03.740 time.

01:59:04.420 Oh, yeah, do we?

01:59:05.940 Make some white gravy.

01:59:06.620 I would love to make white gravy here.

01:59:08.040 You guys want white gravy?

01:59:09.020 We make that in the back.

01:59:10.020 Guys, let us know if you want white gravy.

01:59:12.300 We can offer one food product.

01:59:14.300 That's so inappropriate, man.

01:59:14.820 NDS white gravy.

01:59:16.100 Let us know, guys.

01:59:17.600 If you want NDS white gravy, we can do it.

01:59:22.060 We'll be working hard in the back.

01:59:23.580 Honestly, I think that sounds like the best.

01:59:26.340 Those ingredients sound like the best.

01:59:28.000 Yeah, white gravy is up there because then, even if it's a dry turkey, it's good now.

01:59:31.500 I didn't understand white gravy's game, and I'm sorry for disrespecting and sleeping

01:59:35.480 on you.

01:59:35.960 You got a dry turkey?

01:59:37.140 Just get some white gravy all over it, and it'll be good.

01:59:40.300 You got serious faces.

01:59:41.420 Sounds like a metaphor.

01:59:42.040 I think that's it.

01:59:42.800 I think we went through everything, guys.

01:59:45.200 Yeah, we did.

01:59:45.980 We explained the trip, and we only got white gravy.

01:59:48.780 I mean, honestly, we've climbed mountains today.

01:59:51.840 Okay, so can we just deal with-

01:59:54.000 You think black gravy could hear the chirp?

01:59:55.740 Zach, what's your thing in the news today or whatever?

01:59:59.040 What are you following?

01:59:59.940 What are you tracking in your life?

02:00:00.460 He's looking at me.

02:00:00.900 He's trying to be a podcaster.

02:00:02.120 Yeah, that's a deep question, man.

02:00:03.460 I got to think about it.

02:00:04.400 Yeah, what are you asking?

02:00:05.100 What's your favorite disinformation?

02:00:06.440 What's the thing that you're into right now?

02:00:09.140 What's your favorite?

02:00:09.820 Oh, that's a good one.

02:00:10.680 It's your favorite genocide.

02:00:15.020 Yeah, see, you're in here with a real NDS fan, dude.

02:00:17.340 You don't know what this is.

02:00:18.760 You're out of your element.

02:00:19.940 Please continue, Zach.

02:00:20.940 Favorite war?

02:00:21.580 I'm very curious.

02:00:22.360 Oh, favorite war?

02:00:23.520 World War II, for sure.

02:00:24.760 I grew up on Band of Brothers and all that stuff.

02:00:27.200 Oh, did you really?

02:00:28.140 All that stuff.

02:00:28.780 Top Gun, all that stuff.

02:00:29.820 That's what made me want to join the military.

02:00:30.940 You watched MASH?

02:00:31.820 I realized I was too stupid to be a pilot.

02:00:34.340 The best war.

02:00:34.760 Let me ask you, as far as wars go, do you think it's body count or do you think it's

02:00:39.420 misinformation when you're ranking it?

02:00:42.060 Women will tell you that body count's not important.

02:00:44.120 In terms of what's more important?

02:00:46.160 Oh, I'd say misinformation.

02:00:48.660 No, no.

02:00:49.080 You're talking about what's your favorite war?

02:00:50.400 War isn't like strategy, like war strategy.

02:00:52.640 Doesn't that play into like, yeah.

02:00:53.840 Isn't it like the main thing?

02:00:54.800 If you said, what's my main war?

02:00:55.980 It'd be like, whoa, the strategy that was behind it, what worked and what didn't and how

02:00:59.280 things unfolded.

02:01:00.360 I think if you can control population, psychological operations and stuff like that in order to convince

02:01:05.940 a populace to think a certain way, I think you're already winning.

02:01:09.740 And look where we're at right now.

02:01:11.100 They're winning in America.

02:01:12.300 Yeah.

02:01:12.640 We're going through a big divide right now.

02:01:14.900 Man, that was dark.

02:01:15.600 We just went from.

02:01:16.300 Yeah.

02:01:16.940 I mean, I can talk about this stuff, dude.

02:01:19.020 I think about it.

02:01:19.720 Yeah.

02:01:20.120 So just be nice to people, man.

02:01:23.020 Be awake.

02:01:24.440 Try to pay attention.

02:01:25.580 I agree with that.

02:01:26.740 That's a big thing.

02:01:27.600 Be nice to people because that's where they're really causing the riff is just people that

02:01:31.160 just hate each other right now.

02:01:32.880 It's tough, too, man.

02:01:33.540 Oh, you're different than me?

02:01:34.480 I hate you.

02:01:35.160 Like, wait, what?

02:01:35.860 I fight it every day.

02:01:36.980 You get cut off in traffic and shit.

02:01:39.000 Oh, yeah.

02:01:39.440 Wait, you're kind of a road rager, too, like Mason?

02:01:41.740 I used to be.

02:01:43.580 It's weird.

02:01:44.380 I don't really hate anybody.

02:01:45.740 No, I don't hate anybody.

02:01:46.320 Bro, you do.

02:01:47.300 You hold a grudge.

02:01:48.320 Well, you hate Laura Loomer and you hate Indiana Moans.

02:01:51.380 No, I don't hate him.

02:01:52.180 What if Laura Loomer and Timothy Albarino combined?

02:01:55.960 Name one person I hate right now if you think I'm so hateful.

02:01:58.440 Who?

02:01:59.300 You won't tell me their names, but you tell me you have beef with people and you hold

02:02:03.120 a grudge.

02:02:03.600 Who's Kevin?

02:02:03.840 You openly say that, that you don't forgive people.

02:02:05.600 You act like he doesn't even exist.

02:02:08.320 That was good.

02:02:09.100 That's a good point.

02:02:10.100 That's a good point.

02:02:10.720 You're dead to me, Kevin.

02:02:13.000 But I don't hate these people.

02:02:14.520 These are just people that I just push to the side.

02:02:17.800 Disdain is the same thing as hate.

02:02:19.200 I don't know.

02:02:19.540 I don't think so.

02:02:20.260 I don't think I'm a hateful person.

02:02:21.400 I like to think that I'm a good person.

02:02:23.000 I don't hate anybody.

02:02:23.600 I'm not saying you're not good, but I'm just saying you're hateful as well.

02:02:26.800 Well, you hate people.

02:02:27.840 Who?

02:02:28.220 Everybody.

02:02:29.860 No.

02:02:30.600 All right.

02:02:31.360 I love humans, bro.

02:02:33.420 I wonder if this fits.

02:02:34.540 I think it's time to end the show, guys.

02:02:35.800 It's two hours.

02:02:36.520 We barely got to hear about Zach's life, dude.

02:02:39.540 He came on.

02:02:40.180 He's very gracious to show up and buy stuff at the Standard.

02:02:43.420 Where were you born?

02:02:44.000 He wanted to just meet everybody.

02:02:45.160 That's all that matters to you, buy stuff from the Standard.

02:02:47.540 I'm just saying he came here and made a long track.

02:02:49.720 He made a sacrifice to purchase things.

02:02:51.520 Money's a big deal.

02:02:52.340 You have to work hard for it.

02:02:54.080 Are you making merchandise to these people?

02:02:55.540 This made my day.

02:02:56.180 This made my whole month, guys.

02:02:57.360 Thank you.

02:02:58.060 Look at his face.

02:02:59.640 What time was that face?

02:03:01.280 Because that's the greatest face he just gave me.

02:03:03.100 Especially when Zach's saying, thank you.

02:03:04.840 This made my day.

02:03:05.580 This made my whole month.

02:03:06.340 And he goes like, this rinky-dink podcast made your day, major month.

02:03:10.240 I'm seeing this big, meaningful thing that people spend their money.

02:03:12.240 It's not just money, right?

02:03:13.860 It's your blood, sweat, and tears.

02:03:15.120 It's your skill.

02:03:15.900 It's your time.

02:03:16.580 It's your ability.

02:03:17.340 It's all those things.

02:03:18.420 And if you chose to spend it here, we're very grateful for that, bro.

02:03:20.880 Well, I'll say why is, like I said, I started following you guys early with Tower Gang

02:03:24.460 and stuff like that, and I liked the raunchy comedy.

02:03:26.680 I could swear like a trucker, all that stuff, too.

02:03:28.680 That's kind of what attracted me to you guys, you know?

02:03:31.720 And I started following your journey, yeah, with Christ and everything,

02:03:34.920 and it's always been in the back of my mind.

02:03:36.800 And watching you guys develop has made me want to be better.

02:03:41.780 I love that, though.

02:03:41.980 Sitting in on this and seeing us up close, though,

02:03:45.360 has this made you take a couple steps back?

02:03:47.500 How disappointing was this?

02:03:48.740 You guys look exactly the same.

02:03:50.540 Dead serious.

02:03:51.520 Not good.

02:03:52.320 Not great.

02:03:52.740 Wait, so your initial thought was...

02:03:54.940 In a good way, I mean that, yeah.

02:03:56.380 So your initial thought wasn't like, yep, wankers.

02:03:59.040 Wankers.

02:03:59.480 No.

02:03:59.960 Okay, okay.

02:04:00.560 Well, that's what brings people in.

02:04:01.840 I'm the wanker, dude.

02:04:02.660 The wankery.

02:04:03.420 The wanking.

02:04:04.640 I don't like that you've introduced this word into, like...

02:04:06.580 I like the word a lot.

02:04:08.400 It's a common word, dude.

02:04:09.040 It's a very easy to use word.

02:04:10.360 I use words that are easy to use.

02:04:11.740 I know I bust your balls a lot.

02:04:13.060 It's specifically a very uncommon word that I've never heard anybody use in person.

02:04:17.200 Wanker is very common.

02:04:17.680 I've heard British people on TV say it.

02:04:19.740 You've got to use the British accent.

02:04:20.740 Wanker?

02:04:21.920 That was not...

02:04:22.940 What's your favorite cryptid?

02:04:24.720 Ooh.

02:04:25.820 That's tough.

02:04:26.940 I like the skinwalkers.

02:04:28.380 That's a fun one.

02:04:29.320 Skinwalkers being specifically like the idea that...

02:04:31.260 He's just pressing any button.

02:04:32.440 It's not pressing buttons, dude.

02:04:33.400 And then he looks at me for a pool and he's like, was that it?

02:04:34.940 No, I feel like the skinwalkers is like...

02:04:36.080 Do you like that?

02:04:37.480 Do you know what a skinwalker is?

02:04:39.140 Not really, man.

02:04:39.980 Well, that's what I want to ask Zach.

02:04:41.180 Do you mean specifically in the context of like a Native American witch doctor that somehow

02:04:47.240 can appear to us as...

02:04:49.300 I guess you could say like the long, lanky, I guess however they're described, like long,

02:04:53.620 lanky...

02:04:54.120 Pale?

02:04:54.640 Pale.

02:04:55.180 That's the rake.

02:04:55.700 That one's specifically the rake.

02:04:56.960 I talked with my son about that the other day.

02:04:58.760 Those are dope.

02:04:59.100 They are kind of cool.

02:05:00.300 What the hell are they?

02:05:01.040 So what are these things and what do you mean?

02:05:02.100 Like where do you see them at?

02:05:02.940 One of them, a rake is like a, I guess a more common cryptid.

02:05:06.120 You'll see it like spider running across the street or something like that and it'll be

02:05:09.440 like...

02:05:10.000 Like that.

02:05:11.040 We got a buddy who saw one.

02:05:12.360 Yeah.

02:05:12.800 A skinwalker.

02:05:13.120 What do you mean?

02:05:13.640 Like you're just in a city?

02:05:14.860 Like you're in NYC and one runs across the street and goes...

02:05:16.980 No, that's called a crackhead.

02:05:18.560 A road.

02:05:19.340 You'll be like in...

02:05:20.520 Think about like when you're driving in the dark over here through one of the roads

02:05:23.580 with the trees that go like over both sides of the canopy.

02:05:26.120 You're in the country.

02:05:27.140 Yeah.

02:05:27.480 And you just see like a fluorescent white thing with pale skin just...

02:05:30.640 So it's like a...

02:05:31.220 It's a coyote.

02:05:32.380 No, dude.

02:05:33.140 No.

02:05:33.280 It's a rake.

02:05:33.620 This guy is such a silly...

02:05:34.960 Hold on a second.

02:05:35.840 It's a bear?

02:05:37.400 It's a rake.

02:05:38.140 A bear.

02:05:39.060 This is why there's so much confusion around cryptids.

02:05:41.440 Like he's like, I gotta go.

02:05:42.700 All right.

02:05:42.920 So rake is fine.

02:05:43.780 So a cryptid is what?

02:05:44.880 There's like a rake isn't the only one of the cryptids.

02:05:47.240 There's like a bunch of stuff in this category called...

02:05:49.940 Bigfoot.

02:05:50.040 Oh, a Bigfoot is a cryptid?

02:05:51.060 Stuff like that.

02:05:51.920 Mermaids, I guess.

02:05:52.760 I guess you could call a mermaid a cryptid.

02:05:54.720 Would you agree?

02:05:55.940 Yeah.

02:05:56.300 There you go.

02:05:56.960 That's like a rake.

02:05:58.020 Yeah.

02:05:59.060 That's AI generated.

02:05:59.960 Oh, that's a coyote.

02:06:03.340 That's my neighbor, Greg.

02:06:04.420 That's not a coyote, you idiot.

02:06:05.300 That's a bear.

02:06:06.120 It's a coyote.

02:06:06.640 He gets messed up and runs around in the woods naked.

02:06:08.540 Yeah, exactly.

02:06:09.460 I feel like you've never seen a bear before.

02:06:10.960 A bear with mange.

02:06:11.740 Yeah, it's like a mad head in some weird skin suit, or it's AI generated.

02:06:14.140 Do you want to hear a really short version of a story where my buddy saw one?

02:06:17.560 Yeah.

02:06:17.760 We have a friend of the show.

02:06:18.840 His name is Faceless.

02:06:19.580 He's out in Arizona.

02:06:20.540 He's got no face.

02:06:21.340 You know that green face that sits behind David in our studio that we used to use when

02:06:25.060 we don't use anymore?

02:06:25.800 Oh, that's Faceless.

02:06:26.320 You're like, oh, you'd like him.

02:06:27.760 So I wasted all that money on my own studio, but now we're doing all the stuff here, so

02:06:30.940 now I just have a studio to look me up.

02:06:32.840 You act like I just came and kidnapped you and don't let you go to the other studio.

02:06:36.020 I'm not going to lie.

02:06:36.740 That was an experiment in how far can I get in a story, and I got three words.

02:06:40.140 I wanted to hear it.

02:06:40.960 He cut you off.

02:06:42.040 Please go ahead.

02:06:43.080 He lives in basically the desert.

02:06:45.060 You know how the desert is super hard?

02:06:46.900 I'm just kind of upset that we don't get to use that studio anymore because it's a very

02:06:49.920 nice studio.

02:06:50.660 It's just collecting dust.

02:06:52.000 In the desert, it's hard.

02:06:53.400 Hold on a second.

02:06:54.160 Flash floods.

02:06:54.480 Go ahead.

02:06:54.700 Zach, which studio do you like better as a fan of the show?

02:06:59.540 Studio A, my house.

02:07:01.480 Studio B, my house.

02:07:03.140 My house.

02:07:04.080 That's right behind you is Studio C. We haven't unveiled it yet.

02:07:07.240 Which one is better?

02:07:07.980 Studio D and E are going to be back there.

02:07:10.180 Studio D is where we make the white gravy.

02:07:14.380 Yeah, that would be cool because when I first came here, I never knew all that was back there.

02:07:17.580 Studio D is where we make the white gravy.

02:07:19.320 The whole back is going to be all new stuff, dude.

02:07:22.160 I have to show them.

02:07:22.920 Oh, can I tell Matt one of the installations that I want to do?

02:07:26.080 I just want to hear the story of the crypt in Arizona, bro.

02:07:29.040 You should watch the episode.

02:07:30.120 We've recorded it.

02:07:30.820 Okay, so right over the top of a bookshelf, what I just want is like cutouts, wood cutouts

02:07:37.000 of pigs falling in all different angles.

02:07:41.800 Everyone falling like all differently.

02:07:44.440 Yeah, pigs.

02:07:44.880 It's a story where Jesus cast out the demons and they went in the pigs?

02:07:48.100 Yeah, but they're falling and then they run off the lake.

02:07:51.100 They fall off the hill into the bookshelves.

02:07:54.100 Right, so they fall off the bookshelf.

02:07:55.900 So a cryptid is an animal that has a demon in it, like from that, like similar to that story.

02:08:00.600 Dude, we just had a discussion.

02:08:02.160 Maybe.

02:08:02.760 Yeah.

02:08:03.180 We just had a discussion.

02:08:04.280 Well, David had a discussion.

02:08:05.420 Because that thing was kind of animal-like but kind of demon-like.

02:08:07.200 Matt, this is important.

02:08:08.420 This is straight Bible.

02:08:08.780 I want to hear his story.

02:08:09.880 His story is important, too.

02:08:10.640 It's not important.

02:08:11.440 Oh, my God.

02:08:11.860 David just had a discussion with a very famous podcaster, somebody that doesn't have a rinky-dink podcast.

02:08:16.380 Oh, that's right.

02:08:17.120 And he was talking about, what is it called, being lifted?

02:08:20.320 I had this like phrase in my head all night.

02:08:22.480 I just kept saying it.

02:08:25.320 Something being lifted, the way you were talking with him about.

02:08:31.240 You're talking about the voice memos?

02:08:32.960 Yeah, yeah, not the seal being lifted.

02:08:35.100 Oh, the restrainer being removed.

02:08:38.100 Yeah, that talks about, I think that's in.

02:08:40.300 First Thessalonians?

02:08:41.160 It's in 2 Thessalonians 2.7.

02:08:43.720 Okay.

02:08:44.380 Yeah.

02:08:44.760 We're talking about this earthly restrainer being removed.

02:08:47.200 And then they're talking about like the beast.

02:08:48.160 So that the man of perdition can take his place.

02:08:50.000 But there's a restrainer in the way in the meantime.

02:08:51.740 And then like there's more scripture and revelation about the beasts of the earth.

02:08:55.080 It's like a lot of us.

02:08:55.620 And he doesn't believe that.

02:08:56.360 He's like, it's just animals.

02:08:57.440 I was like, no, no.

02:08:58.080 I'm just saying that passage is commonly referred to as the Holy Spirit.

02:09:00.820 When the Holy Spirit's removed.

02:09:02.300 Yeah.

02:09:02.800 And therefore the church with it.

02:09:04.300 Some think that's, you know, talking about the rapture.

02:09:06.240 When that's all removed, then the man of sin can be revealed.

02:09:08.920 Well, we have stories from people that like they're being hunted or they have shot dog

02:09:15.020 men.

02:09:15.140 And something's restraining them.

02:09:16.540 They're just like standing there and not coming at you.

02:09:18.880 One dude shot a dog man in his truck.

02:09:22.280 The thing survived.

02:09:23.480 Years later, it was running up by his truck again.

02:09:26.720 And telepathically, he's talking to him.

02:09:28.780 And it's like, I'm going to kill you.

02:09:30.400 You shot me.

02:09:31.300 Yeah.

02:09:31.520 Like, what's stopping you now?

02:09:33.140 And he's like, I'm going to kill you when I'm allowed to.

02:09:35.620 When I'm allowed to.

02:09:36.620 Do you guys think this stuff?

02:09:38.280 Crazy stuff.

02:09:38.820 Cryptids and all that stuff.

02:09:40.080 I mean, we know about genetic manipulation and stuff like that.

02:09:43.940 I mean, do you guys ever wonder if this has something to do with government entities

02:09:47.400 and stuff like that manipulating?

02:09:49.140 I think that's a huge part of it.

02:09:50.220 Well, here's the thing.

02:09:51.260 Combined with demonic presence.

02:09:52.940 We really look at the Genesis 6 story that fallen angels are breeding with man.

02:09:57.720 And at the end of the day, it's genetic manipulation of man.

02:10:01.280 Yeah.

02:10:01.820 And if Jesus said, as it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the son of man.

02:10:05.960 I don't think it necessarily has to be angels boning humans.

02:10:09.300 It's just genetic manipulation of the descendants of Adam.

02:10:11.740 That's my argument for the giants.

02:10:12.940 So it could totally be that.

02:10:14.920 I mean, I don't know anything about that with cryptids or whatever the stuff is with the dog man.

02:10:18.440 Good thing you're messing with us, man, because we do.

02:10:20.520 I think they want to bone us.

02:10:21.220 I know, but you guys keep me at a distance on that stuff, and you never open up about these conspiracies.

02:10:25.180 No, because when we talk about it, he goes, I don't know.

02:10:27.020 I'm straight Bible.

02:10:27.040 No, I just do a face, and then you assume because I do a face that I don't agree with what you're saying or I don't believe it.

02:10:32.560 And then you assume because of your 40 years on life when people do this face that they're not interested in what you're saying.

02:10:37.180 And also the fact that the face precedes a, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second.

02:10:40.600 It's deep thought, dude.

02:10:41.720 Yeah, and then I'm going to have follow-up questions.

02:10:43.680 You guys aren't ready for that.

02:10:44.660 You're like, no, just take it.

02:10:46.020 Don't disbelieve us.

02:10:46.940 Don't ask follow-up questions.

02:10:48.100 We have to lay out a whole premise for you.

02:10:49.800 Which I was willing to let you do about the Arizona thing, and then Top cut you off.

02:10:53.160 So, I only cut him off because I don't respect him.

02:10:55.680 Yeah, Chris Burr.

02:10:56.580 Still reserved, yeah.

02:10:57.520 Who's Chris Burr?

02:10:58.620 You still are in the reserves?

02:11:00.460 No, I'm out now, thankfully.

02:11:02.280 Yeah, I was in, I had that for eight years after I got out, but I'm done with all that, thankfully.

02:11:09.140 How could people love?

02:11:10.420 This is my face when Top interrupts me.

02:11:12.100 How could people love a face so much?

02:11:14.220 Like, this is so, like, I'm just like.

02:11:15.900 You have an unbelievable.

02:11:17.000 I'm the guy who keeps saying we should put you in a Roman helmet.

02:11:19.500 You just look like, I don't know what it is, but I just want to get one on you.

02:11:22.920 He does need something.

02:11:24.120 There's a.

02:11:24.820 What?

02:11:25.160 Who even, like, finds these, like, still shots, like, all of a sudden in the middle of saying something?

02:11:30.140 It's like, oh, let's get his face when it looks like that.

02:11:32.060 No, I found this.

02:11:32.740 I'm literally, any second, you can pause it on.

02:11:34.720 And you just have a face that gets me.

02:11:35.980 So, this guy faceless got no face.

02:11:37.440 Okay, all right.

02:11:37.840 So, he lives in Arizona where the ground is hard.

02:11:40.720 Now it's okay.

02:11:41.420 He's the guy with the green mask.

02:11:43.040 With the green mask?

02:11:43.940 The green mask that you said was demonic behind him.

02:11:46.340 Remember that?

02:11:47.280 So, in Arizona.

02:11:49.120 He says it was demonic.

02:11:50.200 In Arizona, they have a bunch of tunnels for runoff because there's flash floods all the time.

02:11:54.500 So, you have to reroute that water.

02:11:55.760 Him and his buddies, there's, like, nothing to do in Arizona.

02:11:57.560 So, one day, they're just walking through these tunnels.

02:11:59.500 And they're, like, pretty deep in, like, a couple of miles in.

02:12:01.760 They're setting off firecrackers because they're teenagers and assholes.

02:12:04.500 And it echoes really loud.

02:12:05.600 And all of a sudden, as they're down there, like I said, a few miles into it, everybody simultaneously gets spooked.

02:12:12.380 Like, the vibe just changes and everybody takes off running.

02:12:15.140 His buddy twists his ankle.

02:12:17.620 So, faceless throws his arm around him and starts, like, running with him.

02:12:20.940 Something touches him on his back.

02:12:24.060 You don't have to outrun the cryptid.

02:12:26.040 You just have to outrun your buddy.

02:12:27.580 But faceless is a good dude.

02:12:29.060 He's a good dude.

02:12:29.700 So, he stuck around with his buddy.

02:12:31.300 He turned around.

02:12:32.420 Same rules with a bear, which is why this could have been a bear.

02:12:34.700 Topalops is dog man.

02:12:35.860 Yes.

02:12:36.240 You just got to kill it.

02:12:37.840 He turns around.

02:12:38.540 He gets touched.

02:12:39.160 He turns around.

02:12:40.100 And he sees, basically, that thing that we showed you.

02:12:43.280 But the tunnel bends.

02:12:44.900 So, this thing is somehow now, like, back further.

02:12:48.140 And it's by the bend.

02:12:49.660 And it's just lurching out.

02:12:51.540 And he says, long arm, skinny, gone.

02:12:53.860 But it couldn't come around the bend?

02:12:55.420 No, it was, like, lurching out from behind the bend.

02:12:57.880 Just watching.

02:12:58.600 Like, sticking his head out.

02:12:59.460 Right.

02:12:59.660 But, like, he wasn't allowed to come around the bend.

02:13:01.660 No, this isn't part of that.

02:13:02.600 This isn't part of that.

02:13:03.440 Get that out of your mind.

02:13:04.260 Stop it.

02:13:04.380 He could have.

02:13:04.820 Maybe he just didn't.

02:13:05.700 See, this is why this is tough.

02:13:07.080 I just ask questions.

02:13:07.900 So, I understand the story.

02:13:08.820 I know.

02:13:09.060 But you're being silly now.

02:13:09.880 So, they both turn around and immediately start, like, basically, faceless is dragging

02:13:16.900 him in a headlock.

02:13:18.020 Running with his buddy.

02:13:19.000 Just choking him down this thing.

02:13:21.000 They haul ass.

02:13:21.900 They get as far away as they can.

02:13:22.980 They finally get out of the tunnel and into the...

02:13:25.320 They've not talked about this.

02:13:26.560 They get into a pickup truck with their buddies and they start hauling ass.

02:13:29.440 Their buddies have no idea.

02:13:30.800 Everybody just got spooked.

02:13:31.820 They didn't see what faceless and his friend saw.

02:13:33.600 And faceless and his friend have not talked about this.

02:13:35.640 They just ran.

02:13:36.840 Right.

02:13:37.200 So, they finally get a moment to start speaking when they're in the car and they're driving.

02:13:41.780 And they're obviously in, you know, distress.

02:13:44.340 And their friends are like, what the hell's going on?

02:13:46.420 Faceless starts talking.

02:13:47.580 He's like, I don't know, dude.

02:13:48.940 We were down there.

02:13:49.700 We felt something.

02:13:50.720 We turned around and we saw, like, this tall, skinny.

02:13:53.620 And the other guy is like, like a white thing with, like, no facial features.

02:13:58.120 And then faceless chimes back.

02:14:00.060 And he's like, and you can see it's rib case and it was super long.

02:14:02.300 And the guy's like, and it's fingers were long.

02:14:03.980 And they're confirming each other's stories.

02:14:07.020 So, you're like, you don't know if you saw a thing, right?

02:14:09.760 You just know you...

02:14:10.860 Something happened.

02:14:11.980 You think you saw something.

02:14:13.300 You ran.

02:14:13.900 Now, when you're finally able to talk about it, you're doing ping pong with your buddy.

02:14:17.340 He's confirming in real time.

02:14:18.540 He saw the same shit you saw.

02:14:20.720 Something tall.

02:14:21.880 No facial features.

02:14:23.480 Rib cage.

02:14:23.980 All white.

02:14:24.960 Long, lanky body.

02:14:26.260 Long fingers.

02:14:27.000 All this shit.

02:14:28.000 And that is, the way he described it, a horrifying experience.

02:14:32.340 I don't like it.

02:14:33.240 He gets home.

02:14:34.500 It gets worse.

02:14:35.520 He gets home and he's just, like, unpacking.

02:14:37.860 Like, what the hell?

02:14:38.300 He gets dropped off by his buddies.

02:14:39.480 His other friend goes home.

02:14:40.820 He's unpacking it.

02:14:41.780 Da-da-da-da-da.

02:14:42.280 Goes to sleep.

02:14:42.860 The next day he wakes up.

02:14:43.860 He's washing dishes.

02:14:44.700 He looks out the window.

02:14:45.720 The things there out the window?

02:14:47.120 No, dude.

02:14:47.600 Oh, my God.

02:14:48.180 Sorry.

02:14:48.880 His dog has been corkscrewed, twisted in half, and tossed to the side.

02:14:56.200 Like, to punish him?

02:14:57.480 He said it looked like something big just grabbed his dog, twisted it, ripped it in half, threw

02:15:02.480 one chunk over there, threw another chunk over there.

02:15:04.440 But the thought is that the cryptid came to, like, punish him?

02:15:06.800 Something gets a little bit weirder.

02:15:08.000 Later on, he goes.

02:15:08.980 He bumps into some new age homo who says, like, there's something attached to you.

02:15:12.420 There was, like, a spirit.

02:15:13.120 Like, something happened to you.

02:15:14.080 And he's, like, he's at a party.

02:15:15.460 And he's, like, what do you mean?

02:15:16.540 And he knows, but he hasn't really shared it.

02:15:18.320 And the dude's, like, somebody took something from you, like, really close to you.

02:15:22.020 And that was, like, his childhood dog.

02:15:23.420 So, like, yeah, it was close to him.

02:15:24.940 And he goes, yeah, I guess you could say that.

02:15:27.300 And the dude goes, it wanted to come for you, but something's protecting you.

02:15:31.560 Your buddy, though, not so lucky.

02:15:33.660 And his buddy who was with him, just homeless, in and out of jail, hopelessly addicted to drugs,

02:15:40.180 can't get his life together.

02:15:41.380 Like, something is wrong.

02:15:42.460 Something's just not working out for him.

02:15:44.200 So, the idea is, like, yeah, it couldn't touch you because you have some protection.

02:15:48.240 You know, you imagine it's the Holy Spirit, faceless, believes in God.

02:15:50.720 And, like, you know, like, isn't, like, I wouldn't say he's a devout Christian, but, like,

02:15:54.360 you know, he accepts Jesus, like, he's just kind of a dude that wears a ski mask.

02:15:58.900 But his buddy...

02:15:59.860 He's a criminal.

02:16:00.380 He's a criminal.

02:16:01.660 But his dog got...

02:16:03.500 I mean, like, he said he had two dogs.

02:16:04.960 One of them's a big-ass pit bull.

02:16:06.380 And, like, things don't just come into the yard.

02:16:08.060 And he said the only thing you really got to worry about there is, like, coyotes.

02:16:10.480 But they're not screwing with the big pit bull.

02:16:12.120 Like, it's just not happening.

02:16:13.540 This was something else.

02:16:14.980 It ripped his dog in half.

02:16:16.860 He said the strength that it would have taken to do this to a dog.

02:16:21.060 He said him and his...

02:16:22.120 And then, like, it didn't eat it?

02:16:23.260 Like, the two pieces of the dog were just...

02:16:24.920 Nope, didn't eat it.

02:16:25.320 That's what Skechosaurus Rex.

02:16:26.880 That's what he said.

02:16:27.560 Because it seems like anything that would have killed it would have ate it.

02:16:29.620 Like, anything that was capable of ripping it in half would have ate it.

02:16:31.980 He said him and his dad had a real hard time with that.

02:16:34.480 Because, yeah, they live out there in this area where there are coyotes.

02:16:37.620 And whatever's going to kill your dog is going to eat it.

02:16:39.820 But it's not going to rip it in half.

02:16:41.400 It's not going to toss one part of it super far away.

02:16:44.120 That's faceless.

02:16:44.660 That's faceless.

02:16:45.300 Love that dude.

02:16:45.880 What do you mean he just always wears a face mask?

02:16:48.180 He's awesome.

02:16:49.340 We got to get him to come down.

02:16:50.420 He's the best.

02:16:51.060 He's a great dude.

02:16:51.580 Look at his crime t-shirt.

02:16:52.800 He's got great, great t-shirts.

02:16:54.580 Embrace the collapse.

02:16:55.560 That's a banger of a hat.

02:16:56.840 It's coming.

02:16:57.780 This is a gasoline-scented air freshener.

02:17:01.860 I like this guy.

02:17:03.640 What?

02:17:04.140 Let me see the one that says embrace the collapse.

02:17:06.080 Yeah, that's his hat.

02:17:06.680 Look at this one.

02:17:07.120 This is an emergency lock pick.

02:17:08.640 It's like a credit card.

02:17:10.140 You see his hat right there?

02:17:11.140 Embrace the collapse.

02:17:12.080 Banger hat.

02:17:13.080 He makes really cool...

02:17:14.060 I love this guy.

02:17:14.580 But he never shows his face?

02:17:15.980 No, he doesn't show his face.

02:17:16.480 I like this guy, man.

02:17:17.780 He used to be...

02:17:18.760 That's kind of raw, bro.

02:17:19.860 He used to be a clothing line designer.

02:17:22.040 Free men do not obey public servants?

02:17:23.900 Hell yeah, dude.

02:17:24.700 He's got some one-liner painters, bro.

02:17:26.920 Well, when you're talking about this dude, this dude had a very large clothing brand within

02:17:31.820 the...

02:17:32.860 How do you say?

02:17:33.460 The fashion community?

02:17:34.480 In California.

02:17:35.140 Because he's a great designer.

02:17:36.500 Yeah.

02:17:37.100 But they wanted him to...

02:17:38.540 Sell out.

02:17:39.640 Yeah.

02:17:39.860 And he dipped from that?

02:17:41.100 Well, they canceled him.

02:17:41.920 Dissolved his brand and made his...

02:17:44.920 So he just made his own now.

02:17:46.200 Hell yeah.

02:17:46.400 It's faceless.

02:17:47.060 And it's like no face.

02:17:48.300 But his followers are crazy.

02:17:50.120 I love this guy.

02:17:51.020 He's just his own kind of thing.

02:17:53.380 Really, really cool dude.

02:17:54.780 Genuine dude.

02:17:56.040 But his dog's dead.

02:17:57.120 So...

02:17:57.220 I like him too, man.

02:17:58.200 I like him just based on the stuff, dude.

02:18:00.120 You know what's interesting?

02:18:00.980 Because that's what he does, right?

02:18:01.980 Embrace the collapse.

02:18:02.260 I like that.

02:18:02.960 That's what he does.

02:18:04.240 And he doesn't do spooky stories.

02:18:06.240 But he happens to have this one.

02:18:08.180 So that makes it even more interesting, right?

02:18:10.200 Like he's not a guy who's making content about the supernatural.

02:18:13.160 He's a guy making content about like, you know, resisting the government and...

02:18:17.780 Well, he owns like multiple gun stores.

02:18:19.740 Yeah.

02:18:19.900 That's what he does.

02:18:20.640 He's an arms dealer in California.

02:18:22.260 But also he had it in California.

02:18:24.000 That's the worst place to be.

02:18:25.260 So he's born and raised in Arizona and then moved to Cali.

02:18:27.480 I said Arizona.

02:18:28.340 No, he's in the deserts of California.

02:18:30.180 That makes more sense to me.

02:18:31.060 I just said Arizona because I'm thinking of...

02:18:32.840 We're out of Cali, dude.

02:18:34.340 Yeah, probably get out of Cali.

02:18:35.460 All right, we got to wrap it.

02:18:36.500 Matt looks tired.

02:18:37.180 He's got an expensive dinner to get to.

02:18:38.340 He is.

02:18:38.480 I'm good, man.

02:18:39.620 Are we invited to the expensive dinner?

02:18:41.000 No, we're not.

02:18:41.480 Of course not.

02:18:41.900 We're not even going tonight.

02:18:43.900 Oh, he's all bummed out now.

02:18:45.560 That's sad.

02:18:46.280 I'm sorry, Matt.

02:18:47.540 Everything's good.

02:18:48.200 No, it's cool.

02:18:48.680 If you want to talk about it after the show.

02:18:49.760 He ditched his wife to read Thanksgiving foods.

02:18:53.020 Guys, we're going tomorrow.

02:18:54.940 Did she watch this?

02:18:56.060 Do you know if she watched this?

02:18:56.880 Is she into thinking?

02:18:57.840 Yeah, she said that she's been wanting to watch, but that she's noticed the IQ dropping like substantially

02:19:02.260 every episode.

02:19:03.060 Yeah, there's nothing that we can do about that.

02:19:05.560 I mean, that's just the nature of the thing.

02:19:07.020 That's what makes it fun.

02:19:08.380 No, it's true.

02:19:09.780 She might have.

02:19:11.200 She loves this show.

02:19:13.020 Thank you, Zach.

02:19:13.740 Thank you for coming.

02:19:14.400 Thank you for dropping by.

02:19:15.480 Thank you guys for coming.

02:19:16.060 And special guest for Zach.

02:19:16.960 Yeah, man.

02:19:17.920 Zach killed it, too, bro.

02:19:19.520 You crushed it.

02:19:20.220 You had a great mic at a kid.

02:19:21.240 I was not even close to that good the first time I got around for Mike.

02:19:24.060 He's a natural.

02:19:24.720 Where can they find you?

02:19:25.740 Where can the people, do you want them to find you?

02:19:27.400 Illinois.

02:19:27.980 No, I'm not really much on nothing.

02:19:30.400 If Snapchat's basically my communication, but I'm probably not going to talk to you.

02:19:35.320 But you're in the chat, right?

02:19:36.380 Yeah.

02:19:36.860 Oh, yeah.

02:19:39.420 I'm dumbass actual on Telegram.

02:19:41.860 I'm in the chat.

02:19:42.680 Yes, I know.

02:19:43.520 Yeah.

02:19:43.640 That's right.

02:19:44.180 That's awesome.

02:19:44.560 I forgot about that.

02:19:45.420 I don't use it that much, but I'm on there.

02:19:47.120 On Telegram.

02:19:47.860 All right.

02:19:48.240 Well, you've got to get in there now.

02:19:49.200 You see my face camo'd up from here up.

02:19:50.580 That's perfect.

02:19:51.280 Yeah.

02:19:51.580 That's perfect.

02:19:52.160 So, that's about it.

02:19:53.380 All right.

02:19:53.900 Well, let's get the hell out of here, man.

02:19:55.420 Hold on.

02:19:55.680 I just like, I wonder what goes through Matt's head after every episode.

02:19:58.580 He's like, what am I doing?

02:20:00.180 You know what it is?

02:20:00.800 He looks tired.

02:20:01.480 No, no.

02:20:01.740 I just thought, well, no.

02:20:03.080 Can I just sit comfortable and be?

02:20:04.920 It's not like this big problem.

02:20:05.880 It doesn't look comfortable.

02:20:06.180 Yeah, I like to lean back and be cozy, man.

02:20:08.000 Yeah, but you said that was only for a little bit until you recovered from making brown water.

02:20:11.260 No, no, and then I got back here and Zach came in.

02:20:12.040 He's got chill vibes.

02:20:13.100 He's an Illinois guy.

02:20:14.220 He's a big country boy.

02:20:15.500 And he's military.

02:20:15.600 Don't ever come to Illinois.

02:20:16.580 It sucks, man.

02:20:17.140 I believe that.

02:20:18.000 Unless you go to Garden of the Gods and you go underground and then you fight the Nephilim.

02:20:21.360 I'll check that out.

02:20:21.940 No, the end of this episode, I'm like, this is so cool.

02:20:23.900 This dude just came in, bought a mocha, and then he's on the podcast.

02:20:26.220 Yeah, dude, because that's how cool Nephilim Death Squad is.

02:20:28.480 How do you think I feel, man?

02:20:29.720 I like that.

02:20:30.560 How cool is that?

02:20:31.640 This is sort of my dream for the podcast.

02:20:34.820 I hope it encourages people to do the same thing Zach did, man.

02:20:37.800 Come down, guys.

02:20:38.180 Just come in, pop in, see what's up.

02:20:40.060 Maybe you jump in on the pod.

02:20:41.280 We got room.

02:20:41.920 That's how it is.

02:20:42.660 Probably not.

02:20:43.360 That's how it is.

02:20:44.120 But maybe.

02:20:44.860 Well, you have to look like Shane Gillis minus the autism, and we'll invite you on.

02:20:48.240 But if you show up and you're ugly, we might not invite you on.

02:20:51.600 You got to get some chunky cheeks.

02:20:52.640 Show up with the Zorro mask.

02:20:53.920 You're out of here.

02:20:54.740 Oh, that's nice.

02:20:55.340 Guys, speaking of, we're out of here.

02:20:56.980 You love the chick and the Zorro mask.

02:20:57.980 Don't forget.

02:20:58.500 Don't forget to obey, submit, and comply.

02:21:02.120 We'll see you later.

02:21:14.120 We'll see you later.

Nephilim Death Squad - November 27, 2025

Ranking Thanksgiving Dishes w⧸ NDS and Special Guests

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