Nephilim Death Squad - Restroom Demon？! Shadow People & Panama “Alien” ｜ NDS Chronicles： 036

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00:00:30.000 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen,

00:00:59.180 to another episode of NDS Chronicles,

00:01:02.280 the show where we read your schizophrenic testimony,

00:01:05.860 paranormal testimony, but it's often from schizophrenics.

00:01:09.240 Don't be disrespectful to the audience.

00:01:10.380 I am David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.

00:01:12.360 That is Top Lobster, the father of changing the set

00:01:15.020 because we've been abandoned by our previous guests.

00:01:17.820 So this is a little bit of an impromptu NDS Chronicles.

00:01:21.080 Say hi, Nancy.

00:01:23.680 Hi.

00:01:24.680 Take your time.

00:01:25.600 Isn't she great? 0.90

00:01:26.360 I know. It's just, you know, it's like days.

00:01:28.280 It's strange how it takes her like a long time.

00:01:30.060 I think when I say, say hi, Nancy, she goes.

00:01:33.640 Again. 1.00

00:01:34.280 And then she says it again with this shit. 1.00

00:01:36.660 We're going to go live exclusively to patreon.com forward slash 0.99

00:01:39.980 Nephilim best squad sometime around the half an hour mark.

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00:01:58.860 And patreon.com forward slash Nephilim best squad

00:02:00.720 is where you want to be.

00:02:01.540 Also, there's a little discount code off of merchandise

00:02:03.260 from toplobster.com on that, their website.

00:02:06.480 Maybe can we find something?

00:02:07.260 We have anything kind of spooky for the,

00:02:08.860 well, I think top tops, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top,

00:02:11.560 the dog man, top, top, top man.

00:02:13.340 That's a good one.

00:02:14.320 It's a nice one, yeah.

00:02:15.420 Because, you know, dog man comes up in the spooky stories.

00:02:18.740 We're doing a spooky story show.

00:02:20.540 Oh, it comes in purple.

00:02:21.740 It comes in purple.

00:02:22.480 It comes in white, I think.

00:02:23.440 How about that? 0.81

00:02:23.940 Only black people look good in purple. 1.00

00:02:26.060 So that's there for you if you want that. 0.95

00:02:28.260 That's not something that we're supposed to say.

00:02:29.660 I think it's just an observation,

00:02:30.820 and it's true about black people.

00:02:33.880 All right, let's get into the show today.

00:02:35.860 We really got Nancy on her heels 0.51

00:02:38.320 because she's the one who cultivates the spooky story.

00:02:40.760 So when we don't get around to your email,

00:02:43.020 it's because Nancy has deemed it unfit.

00:02:46.060 Yeah, unnecessary, not a good fit for the show.

00:02:48.320 She doesn't like it.

00:02:49.100 She's our filter. 0.98

00:02:50.280 We shouldn't have even done a show today.

00:02:51.580 We should have went back to the coffee shop.

00:02:53.740 Broken 76 says, I'm chill, homie.

00:02:55.680 You can unban me.

00:02:56.580 I'll mind my mouth.

00:02:57.720 All right, what's up, brother?

00:02:58.820 You're back in.

00:02:59.660 I got to figure out. 1.00

00:03:00.380 That's black ass. 1.00

00:03:01.060 Oh, sorry. 1.00

00:03:01.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:03:02.320 I got to figure out how to unban you.

00:03:04.240 You're unbanned. 0.98

00:03:04.760 Consider yourself unbanned, sweet, sweet Broken 76.

00:03:07.660 It's just a mix up.

00:03:09.000 Nancy, go ahead and do that. 1.00

00:03:10.660 Yeah, go ahead and cultivate these things in our Google Drive file

00:03:14.740 so that we can look for.

00:03:17.860 There's a bunch in there already.

00:03:20.220 Oh, dude, we've been saying Nancy doesn't do her job, 1.00

00:03:23.340 and she's like, you assholes. 1.00

00:03:25.520 What are you talking about? 1.00

00:03:26.160 Nancy, what I'm saying is unbanned Broken.

00:03:27.960 You go ahead and do that.

00:03:29.220 Oh, can she do that? 0.87

00:03:31.360 I don't know.

00:03:32.020 Oh, I can do it right now.

00:03:33.200 I'm going to do it right now.

00:03:34.020 Fine, fine, fine.

00:03:34.640 All right.

00:03:34.940 I'm trying to find the folder so that we can start the show.

00:03:39.440 Probably should have had that.

00:03:40.380 Here we go.

00:03:40.740 NDS Chronicle submissions.

00:03:41.840 Who are we going to start with today?

00:03:43.860 Nancy, do you have any picks, any favorites of yours that you can remember?

00:03:48.460 If not, it's all right.

00:03:51.020 There are a couple of short ones that I like.

00:03:54.380 Okay.

00:03:54.940 All right.

00:03:55.460 Say names.

00:03:56.900 Olga.

00:03:58.080 Olga.

00:03:58.780 Oh, okay.

00:03:59.380 I like Olga.

00:04:00.080 That's a good name.

00:04:01.040 I don't like it already.

00:04:01.740 I like Olga because it's a sturdy white woman's name, a thick-limbed white woman's name. 0.71

00:04:09.060 Olga, she has Restroom Demon is the name of this. 1.00

00:04:14.100 Oh, and it is.

00:04:14.680 It's relatively short.

00:04:15.440 All right.

00:04:15.640 Let's get into it.

00:04:16.380 She says, hey, Tards. 0.99

00:04:18.040 Hey, Olga. 1.00

00:04:18.680 Hold on.

00:04:19.420 The Broken, you're unblocked.

00:04:21.980 You're unblocked Broken.

00:04:23.000 Steve, whoever Steve is, you're still blocked.

00:04:26.540 You're still blocked.

00:04:27.260 Sorry, Steve.

00:04:27.900 Oh, Steve pissed me off.

00:04:29.160 He was making mouth noises I didn't like, and I told him.

00:04:31.520 He's got a, well, I didn't say it.

00:04:32.640 I just blocked him.

00:04:33.500 All right.

00:04:33.860 So, it says, hey, Tards. 0.98

00:04:36.860 Oh, whoa.

00:04:37.780 We got to block this.

00:04:38.760 You're blocked now, Olga. 0.99

00:04:40.720 Blocked.

00:04:41.600 Sometime in 2010 to 2011, I was working as a hostess in Olive Garden in Orlando. 0.90

00:04:47.900 It's trashiest. 0.54

00:04:48.700 Okay. 0.99

00:04:49.160 That's the trashiest place you can work at. 0.97

00:04:50.820 Well, Olive Garden has delicious breadsticks. 0.97

00:04:53.220 And if you're a fan of refined carbohydrates.

00:04:57.300 You look cross-eyed for some reason.

00:04:59.420 Yeah.

00:04:59.620 Well, hey, you just set up.

00:05:01.100 You look like Michael Bisbee.

00:05:02.360 I do look cross-eyed.

00:05:04.720 What's going on here?

00:05:06.080 I like it.

00:05:06.880 It gives you character.

00:05:08.420 I don't like it at all.

00:05:09.880 All right.

00:05:10.560 Whatever. 0.76

00:05:11.080 I'm retarded now. 0.64

00:05:12.460 So, one day during lunch shift, I go to the ladies room. 0.66

00:05:16.380 Oh, it's distracting.

00:05:17.600 Don't look at it.

00:05:18.280 Stop looking at it.

00:05:18.880 Guys, please don't look at my screen when I'm on the screen.

00:05:21.080 Because, apparently, I don't know how to look with my...

00:05:25.180 I don't know if I should look over here now.

00:05:28.300 One day during a lunch shift, I go to the ladies room. 0.86

00:05:31.120 No one is there but me.

00:05:33.400 And that's the best.

00:05:34.420 When you go to drop a deuce in a public restroom and you're the only person in there, it's awesome.

00:05:38.960 Yeah.

00:05:39.120 Do it with the stall open.

00:05:40.220 It's the worst when you go in there and...

00:05:43.400 Do you remember when I sent you that poop?

00:05:45.740 Yeah. 0.96

00:05:46.300 That was a sick poop, dude. 0.88

00:05:47.680 Yeah. 0.97

00:05:48.120 Came out.

00:05:48.500 It was the same thing.

00:05:49.200 The dude was by himself.

00:05:50.280 I came in.

00:05:50.640 Hey, this is spooky stories, dude.

00:05:51.880 This was spooky.

00:05:52.800 Okay.

00:05:53.240 This was at, like, Ross.

00:05:55.680 Which is why I don't shop there anymore.

00:05:57.740 You feel like they'll recognize you?

00:05:59.560 No, no.

00:05:59.980 It wasn't me.

00:06:00.440 It was the dude.

00:06:01.440 He walked out and he gave us...

00:06:03.640 He's like, yeah.

00:06:04.600 Like, gave us a little head nod.

00:06:05.680 I was like, this dude's chill.

00:06:07.760 I went into the stall that he was at.

00:06:09.660 Because it was the big one.

00:06:10.700 I had both kids.

00:06:11.640 And that's something that the people should know about you.

00:06:13.780 You prefer a warm toilet seat.

00:06:15.660 You will sit down.

00:06:16.760 If there's an open stall, if there's two of them, you'll pick the one where a dude was

00:06:19.600 just sitting.

00:06:20.200 Because, as you put it, I don't like the shock of a cold toilet seat.

00:06:24.120 Never said that.

00:06:24.920 Okay.

00:06:25.280 Go on.

00:06:26.280 Yo, dude.

00:06:26.840 The log.

00:06:27.420 I mean, when I say, like, comically big, it was like...

00:06:32.020 It was thicker than a soda can.

00:06:34.380 Oh, no.

00:06:35.000 And it was, like, this wide.

00:06:37.260 And it couldn't be flushed.

00:06:38.080 Hey, man.

00:06:38.260 This is a Christian show.

00:06:39.340 It was in the part of the toilet bowl that should take it.

00:06:44.200 But it wouldn't.

00:06:45.560 Somebody would have to come in there and break it to flush it. 0.99

00:06:48.240 But when he walked out, I remember his face going, like, best shit ever. 0.99

00:06:52.580 I know a guy I grew up with. 1.00

00:06:54.200 He had a poop night.

00:06:54.880 Dude, I have a picture of it.

00:06:56.100 No, no, no.

00:06:56.520 Come on.

00:06:56.840 Let's do the show.

00:06:57.860 Okay.

00:06:58.200 You gotta see it.

00:06:58.640 No one is there but me.

00:07:00.820 As I'm going to leave the stall, someone comes in and walks to the sink.

00:07:06.740 Nothing happens for a second.

00:07:08.220 And honestly, I gotta take your word for it.

00:07:11.340 Pictures don't do it justice.

00:07:12.480 When I took pictures of the mountains in Colorado, I said, this simply doesn't do it justice.

00:07:15.920 I think that's a very similar thing.

00:07:17.040 Nancy's sending it to the chat right now.

00:07:19.180 Don't show it on screen.

00:07:20.580 No, I'm not going to show it on screen.

00:07:21.520 It's just so Nancy knows.

00:07:23.220 But please continue.

00:07:24.360 All right.

00:07:25.240 Olive Garden. 1.00

00:07:26.640 She's taking a shit. 1.00

00:07:27.540 Nothing happened. 1.00

00:07:28.660 Nothing happens for a second.

00:07:30.300 And then this person starts talking in the deepest, most guttural male voice, just dripping

00:07:36.920 with hatred, going from growling to whisper screams, echoing in the restroom.

00:07:44.160 This sounds like this is a kind of a trans situation. 0.88

00:07:48.720 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:07:49.720 Like a dude.

00:07:50.420 But 2011.

00:07:51.840 This is ahead of the curve.

00:07:53.680 Hey, welcome to the Patreon, Broken.

00:07:57.400 All right.

00:07:57.860 So is he back?

00:07:59.620 Is he in?

00:08:00.060 He's back.

00:08:00.800 All right.

00:08:01.460 Five dollars.

00:08:02.080 You could be like broken.

00:08:02.940 You could sign up for five dollars.

00:08:03.920 All right.

00:08:04.540 I might block you.

00:08:05.560 So dripping with hatred, going from growling to whisper screams, echoing in the restroom,

00:08:12.280 sounded like a person was talking to themselves in a mirror.

00:08:16.420 I don't remember much of what was said other than you're nothing. 0.96

00:08:19.460 You're worth nothing. 0.99

00:08:20.840 God hates you. 1.00

00:08:22.020 Whoa. 0.97

00:08:22.340 That's the typical kind of a restroom visit. 0.99

00:08:25.760 Mm-hmm.

00:08:28.840 That's how I, after I drop one of those in the, I go, God doesn't like you.

00:08:36.080 The rest was same type of stuff.

00:08:38.980 My kids were asking me if Jesus poops.

00:08:41.540 And I was like, not in his super cool body.

00:08:43.980 No, not now.

00:08:44.560 But like before he did.

00:08:45.700 Oh, yeah.

00:08:46.040 It was probably really funny.

00:08:47.680 Yeah.

00:08:48.400 Poop is, poop is hilarious.

00:08:50.500 I've been having the kind of, all right, and you know, you know what, you know, we're

00:08:54.060 not going to do that.

00:08:54.660 It's fine.

00:08:55.160 Don't do that.

00:08:56.160 But again, you know, we can talk about Jesus poop and that's fine. 0.93

00:09:00.240 It goes on for like 30 seconds.

00:09:03.200 I'm hiding in the stall, completely frozen.

00:09:05.300 Every hair on my body is up.

00:09:07.820 I've never been that viscerally freaked out in my life.

00:09:12.160 Just hoping at this point that the person gets the, we're not going to say that.

00:09:16.560 We can talk about poop on this show.

00:09:17.740 That's the thing too, once we move our operation to the coffee shop, we can't have fun anymore.

00:09:23.100 What are you talking about?

00:09:24.280 I mean, you can't have fun.

00:09:24.980 You just can't say the things that you always like to say.

00:09:27.480 I don't, what are those?

00:09:28.960 I don't, I just say.

00:09:29.780 I think we keep the same exact setup and we duplicate it.

00:09:32.400 We can do.

00:09:33.360 But it would have to be a table.

00:09:34.720 It would have to be available.

00:09:35.320 For those of you who are wondering what he's talking about, we're, we're, we're a Jesus

00:09:38.680 had holy hay.

00:09:39.580 That's not ghost of the broken.

00:09:41.440 You know what?

00:09:42.120 Ghost of the broken.

00:09:42.660 You're blocked, dude.

00:09:43.920 Block them, block them. 0.99

00:09:44.820 We're, we're getting ready to open up a secondary studio at Matt's coffee shop.

00:09:52.360 So if you guys are in the area and you want to come and see us, you want to come see Matt,

00:09:57.380 which by the way, a lot of people have been showing up to Matt's coffee shop, fans of the

00:10:00.300 show, and he really enjoys that.

00:10:01.980 And I think it's really cool.

00:10:03.640 So it's like kind of a community hub.

00:10:05.120 Uh, we'll be doing the show out of there on occasion, as well as it seems, uh, taking

00:10:10.700 on Matt as a additional content creator.

00:10:14.120 Yeah.

00:10:14.680 We've been talking about that, having Matt do Bible studies.

00:10:17.140 We don't always have to be with them.

00:10:19.160 Uh, we want to give him a platform.

00:10:20.740 You guys really like Matt.

00:10:22.220 We really like Matt.

00:10:23.160 I think he would be a great addition to, uh, this is kind of the NDS, uh, verse, the NDS

00:10:28.620 verse, the NDS verse.

00:10:29.720 Okay.

00:10:30.100 Uh, anywho, we're growing, we're growing.

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00:10:48.040 Hashtag make a play.

00:10:50.700 So she's viscerally freaked out, just hoping at this point that the person gets the F out

00:10:57.860 or it just feels early for the, for the F word.

00:11:00.040 Maybe I'll say it later.

00:11:00.700 Um, so, so I, it just feels early still.

00:11:05.780 Uh, so I can come out because so she, she's in the stall. 1.00

00:11:09.800 I've had, she's probably lifting her legs so that this other person doesn't detect that

00:11:13.120 there's somebody in the stall and she's terrified.

00:11:16.320 Um, nothing happens at some point I have to go back to work.

00:11:20.980 So I finally come out.

00:11:23.120 I couldn't, what, what job pays you enough?

00:11:26.640 Let me ask you that.

00:11:27.600 Um, Olive Garden.

00:11:30.080 Well, I guess if you're a server, they start to freak out when the servers go missing for

00:11:34.080 too long.

00:11:34.540 The woman by the mirror is some 5'3", white, wiry lady, all smiley, says, hey, how are you? 0.96

00:11:45.460 Poof.

00:11:46.920 In a cheery, high-pitched voice to me. 0.99

00:11:49.920 I got the fuck out of there. 1.00

00:11:53.900 Olga, you nat with a nasty mouth. 1.00

00:11:56.740 Olga's got a mouth on her. 1.00

00:11:58.120 Olga's probably only 5'3". 1.00

00:11:59.700 Olga's got thick legs. 1.00

00:12:01.640 Calves?

00:12:02.180 I don't, oh, probably, she's probably very thin, but her calves. 0.96

00:12:05.740 Are super stumpy.

00:12:07.320 Yeah, yeah, I get it.

00:12:08.420 She got the F out of there as quickly as she could.

00:12:13.080 Initially, I thought she was on meth or something.

00:12:15.340 That's not nice to call her stumpy-legged. 0.89

00:12:16.720 Well, I'm just saying, like, an athletic, like, this is a woman that is capable of carrying, 0.92

00:12:20.740 you know, pails of water over her shoulders type of deal from the river to the, um... 1.00

00:12:26.980 To the sea.

00:12:27.600 To the sea.

00:12:28.520 Hey, hey, man, what are you doing?

00:12:30.900 Oh, this isn't live.

00:12:32.260 No.

00:12:32.960 Uh, Lil Samich. 0.80

00:12:34.080 Lil Samich! 1.00

00:12:35.960 No, this is pre-recorded.

00:12:37.300 Uh, initially, I thought she was on meth or something, but now, years later, after I've

00:12:42.080 seen a ton of drug addicts and Baker acted, oh, Baker acted patients because of my work

00:12:47.940 at the Olive Garden?

00:12:51.220 You've seen a lot of Baker acted patients at the, uh, I mean, yeah, that checks out.

00:12:55.020 I told you, Olive Garden is literally hell. 1.00

00:12:57.160 It's a shit establishment. 1.00

00:12:58.160 Baker acted in Olive Garden? 1.00

00:13:01.140 Not the first time, not the last time.

00:13:03.120 One of many, I'm sure.

00:13:04.180 I realized that she wasn't tweaking, at least not at that moment, when she was speaking

00:13:10.120 in a male demonic voice.

00:13:11.760 She didn't look manic, either.

00:13:13.400 Her eyes were normal, hands didn't shake, et cetera. 1.00

00:13:16.140 Crazy shit! 0.98

00:13:17.220 Anyway, thank you all for the content. 0.98

00:13:19.020 You guys are the best.

00:13:20.200 Olga!

00:13:21.160 P.S.

00:13:21.560 From one Afrin addict to another, David. 0.99

00:13:24.460 Shout out Afrin addicts all around the world. 1.00

00:13:26.880 Um, all around this flat stationary plane.

00:13:28.880 The way to get off it somewhat comfortably is to spray it in one nostril only for like a

00:13:33.920 week.

00:13:34.260 You will still be able to breathe as the other side of the nose goes through withdrawals.

00:13:39.080 Oh! 0.60

00:13:40.060 Interesting.

00:13:40.600 That's a, that's a experienced addict.

00:13:42.920 Yeah.

00:13:43.140 Thank you, Olga.

00:13:44.060 Uh, and I think there's probably a lot of Afrin addicts that, uh, that appreciate that 1.00

00:13:47.700 information.

00:13:48.320 Wonderful story.

00:13:49.600 Um, really scary.

00:13:51.920 Really scary.

00:13:53.060 Uh, guttural growling.

00:13:54.640 The scariest part is just being in a, being in an Olive Garden bathroom.

00:14:00.180 Well, I, I just, I find it disheartening to know that when I'm, uh, when I'm elbow deep

00:14:07.000 in an unlimited bread basket, that that's what's going on in the restroom. 1.00

00:14:10.300 Only, only a few hundred feet from me.

00:14:12.080 They're saying, they're saying in the chat that the rapture is at 2 p.m. central.

00:14:15.460 So what is that for us?

00:14:16.460 Three?

00:14:17.860 Uh, yeah.

00:14:18.760 Three o'clock.

00:14:19.340 That leaves me enough time to get my outfit ready.

00:14:22.140 But we're busy though.

00:14:23.060 Oh my God.

00:14:23.700 We're going to be talking to seven seas.

00:14:25.180 We'll certainly be raptured mid conversation.

00:14:27.400 It just boils deep in charts.

00:14:29.680 We can't, Kim, is there any way to, uh, push it?

00:14:33.740 Oh, to another day.

00:14:35.300 Uh, just later, just later today.

00:14:36.700 You'll be fine.

00:14:37.780 Well, we'll be raptured.

00:14:39.100 Oh, well, we're going to ask to stay.

00:14:41.100 Um, I don't know.

00:14:42.360 We got to figure out the details.

00:14:43.840 We're not good at planning.

00:14:45.300 No, we really should have.

00:14:46.860 Uh, okay.

00:14:47.820 That was a wonderful, thank you very much.

00:14:49.420 Olga.

00:14:50.240 Um, Nancy, do you have any other suggestions?

00:14:52.460 If not, we, we could just pick, but I like asking.

00:14:54.840 Yeah, but we're going to, we're going to talk with Nancy.

00:14:57.920 We're going to be real nice to Nancy.

00:15:00.020 Yeah.

00:15:00.280 Look at this one.

00:15:00.720 A24 says 19 effing pages.

00:15:05.780 That's all that it says.

00:15:07.040 What, dude?

00:15:07.420 I actually didn't read that one.

00:15:09.780 Okay.

00:15:10.100 So we're going to be there.

00:15:11.040 It's 19 pages.

00:15:12.300 That's more pages than I've ever read, read in my life.

00:15:14.620 Can you highlight that?

00:15:15.940 Consecutively.

00:15:16.220 And put it in chat GPT and say, is it good?

00:15:18.840 And see what chat GPT says.

00:15:20.120 Is it good?

00:15:20.760 Yeah, let's do that.

00:15:21.480 But in the meantime, uh, let's see.

00:15:24.840 Do you have any recommendations or should we just pick one, Nancy?

00:15:27.680 Uh, shadow person.

00:15:29.460 Shadow person.

00:15:30.240 Okay.

00:15:30.720 814 shadow person.

00:15:31.680 You want to pick this one up top?

00:15:32.800 Yeah, we'll pick this up.

00:15:33.720 Okay.

00:15:34.020 Oh, it's not that long either.

00:15:36.520 Or is it?

00:15:37.180 It might be loading still.

00:15:38.720 I've changed our banner that, uh.

00:15:41.380 Oh, that's right.

00:15:42.600 Nancy will be reading all super chats out loud.

00:15:45.640 Maybe you can pose them in the form of questions and we can make some content out of it instead

00:15:50.040 of, you know, racial slurs.

00:15:52.340 I feel like, yeah.

00:15:53.860 When you, when you're low on content, we, we just do the, we, we fall back on burps, slurs,

00:16:01.320 slurs and burps.

00:16:01.500 That's what happens.

00:16:02.400 And I don't want to be the burp slur, guys.

00:16:05.240 I want to be the content guys.

00:16:07.000 Well, we got to prep.

00:16:07.560 I prepped a whole debate prep for Beck Lover. 0.60

00:16:10.220 He didn't show up.

00:16:12.140 Tylenol on the hill says, hopefully the rapture doesn't have NDS star time.

00:16:16.540 Yeah.

00:16:17.040 Well, um, I'm looking forward to, I don't know if it's supposed to be 2 PM central or if

00:16:21.180 it's supposed to be nighttime.

00:16:22.300 Well, did you know that, that, uh, that black Cuban Mecca was, it used to house old, uh, 1.00

00:16:29.480 old like idols in it, but now it doesn't have like a chunk of meteorite in it. 0.97

00:16:33.180 I don't care what these Muslims do, dude. 1.00

00:16:35.100 I don't really care either, but I was like what the Muslims do. 1.00

00:16:38.220 Yeah.

00:16:38.440 But I, it's good to know.

00:16:40.040 Is it?

00:16:40.780 Maybe, maybe it's good to know.

00:16:42.280 I know a couple of things.

00:16:43.360 I know the goats and the boys and the, okay.

00:16:46.820 Now, now you're crossing the line.

00:16:48.580 Let's go.

00:16:49.100 Let's shadow people, uh, by somebody named cutter.

00:16:52.740 Wow.

00:16:54.860 I don't know if I, I don't like that at all.

00:16:57.820 They just get, they get right into it.

00:16:59.580 I swear something similar came up on one of your episodes and it reminded me of what happened

00:17:04.460 to my wife and I, this is the guy always good to know guys, when you write in my wife,

00:17:08.840 put a little, uh, like a male sign or a female sign. 0.87

00:17:12.180 So we know how to, whether not to ignore.

00:17:15.500 No, no, no.

00:17:16.340 I mean the level of respect that I like, I'll put a little bit more respect on this

00:17:20.680 one.

00:17:21.280 Sure.

00:17:21.920 Right.

00:17:23.120 Um, what do you think?

00:17:25.140 Yeah, I think that's fair.

00:17:26.220 Okay.

00:17:26.700 Spice boy, spice girl.

00:17:28.260 Yeah.

00:17:28.580 Yeah.

00:17:28.780 Spice boy calling in.

00:17:30.680 Oh, your net knows the Panama venom is swimming now.

00:17:33.320 That's right.

00:17:33.840 Uh, I told you, dude, he put it in the water instead of killing it.

00:17:36.640 A little, we'll make this into a hybrid episode.

00:17:40.040 Okay, fine.

00:17:40.560 We'll get into some of the, we'll have to change the lighting.

00:17:43.300 No, no, no, no, no.

00:17:44.240 Just, just read the thing.

00:17:45.660 Okay.

00:17:46.460 But no, no, no.

00:17:48.160 It's such a, a whole process.

00:17:50.560 What are we going to do that for?

00:17:51.560 To change the lighting?

00:17:54.140 Yeah.

00:17:54.780 Why?

00:17:55.760 Because this is a real deal.

00:17:57.200 Can we just read the thing?

00:17:57.940 When we were both young and poor, we were renting an apartment together.

00:18:01.040 She got up to go to the kitchen, which was down the hall from our bedroom to get some

00:18:05.780 water.

00:18:06.640 I stayed in our bed, parentheses, bed, which was just blankets on the floor since we were

00:18:12.520 too poor to have a bed at the time.

00:18:13.960 Honestly, sometimes that though, that's a great sleeping situation.

00:18:17.360 Yes.

00:18:17.540 Also best time of your life.

00:18:18.920 Yeah.

00:18:19.280 Um, yeah. 0.97

00:18:20.480 It's like, I fucking disagree. 0.96

00:18:22.120 No, no, it was good. 0.98

00:18:23.040 It was a good time.

00:18:23.660 Trust me.

00:18:24.460 Uh, I heard her say something, but couldn't hear the words since she was still in the kitchen.

00:18:28.800 But when she came back in the room, she asked what I was doing.

00:18:32.320 Sorry.

00:18:32.980 Sorry, people.

00:18:33.940 Oh, yeah.

00:18:34.980 Oh, where's the spooky?

00:18:36.520 Oh my God.

00:18:37.660 You get me.

00:18:39.280 I had it moved.

00:18:40.820 So I said, I was just lying here.

00:18:43.720 Uh, and she said, what were you doing in the hallway?

00:18:46.800 I replied.

00:18:47.620 I had it moved.

00:18:48.960 She went on to tell me that she saw my shadow in the hallway crouching down and creeping

00:18:53.680 like I was going to jump up and scare her. 0.99

00:18:56.080 Oh, that sucks. 0.99

00:18:57.360 Whoa. 0.96

00:18:57.580 So the crouching, anytime you hear about the crouching entity, you immediately start thinking

00:19:02.340 skinwalker.

00:19:02.900 I wonder where these people are.

00:19:04.440 New Mexico, Vegas, Arizona.

00:19:08.040 Yeah.

00:19:08.480 Somewhere on the West Coast.

00:19:10.420 That seems like a West Coast thing.

00:19:11.940 It does seem like a West Coast thing.

00:19:13.640 Um, you don't get, you don't get like crawler.

00:19:16.100 Well, well, cause the skinwalker is the native American lore.

00:19:21.760 And I think people kind of, you know, like a rake.

00:19:23.980 I think like when we did the faceless story, I think what he saw was more of a rake, which

00:19:29.400 is that lanky, pale, featureless kind of, uh, you know, anorexic looking thing with the

00:19:36.480 long limbs and the long fingers.

00:19:38.700 Yeah.

00:19:38.780 That I think is a rake.

00:19:41.400 A skinwalker is a reference to the native American witch doctors who collect this, the pelts and 0.87

00:19:47.220 bones of animals do rituals and then embody them to some degree or another, whether it's

00:19:52.400 like creating the illusion that they are a skinwalker or actually transforming into the

00:19:58.340 animal or somehow like remote controlling the animal from a separate location.

00:20:03.840 Right.

00:20:04.400 Right.

00:20:04.740 And embodying its consciousness.

00:20:06.160 Um, and then there is like the Wendigo, which is, uh, kind of like a forest creature

00:20:11.480 also long and lanky often has like antlers and a skull of a deer for a head.

00:20:16.800 And that plugs in the shadow.

00:20:19.260 What is this guy called?

00:20:20.320 Uh, the guy with the suit and the hat.

00:20:22.760 Oh, like hat man.

00:20:23.780 But they also like the, Oh, that douche.

00:20:25.480 Yeah. 0.72

00:20:25.780 He's like a, he's like a rake in a suit.

00:20:28.800 Yeah.

00:20:29.300 He dressed up for the occasion.

00:20:30.660 He dressed up for the, yeah.

00:20:31.800 All right.

00:20:32.300 So, uh, she sees this thing crouching down and creeping like it was going to jump and

00:20:37.800 scare her.

00:20:38.880 She said to the shadow, what are you doing?

00:20:41.300 Which is when I heard her voice, but I hadn't understood it.

00:20:44.180 I asked why she thought it was me.

00:20:46.240 And she said it was clearly my shadow except evil or creepy.

00:20:49.900 That's interesting.

00:20:50.480 I'm listening to Nathaniel Gillis talk about the phenomenon.

00:20:53.460 I'm still getting, making my way through that episode.

00:20:55.260 On Merkle.

00:20:56.200 And that's one of the consistent things is appearing as the spouse.

00:21:00.380 Yeah.

00:21:00.680 Yeah.

00:21:01.500 It, I wonder how much meaningful consent they can get by appearing as and getting, I don't

00:21:07.720 know.

00:21:08.100 I don't know.

00:21:08.900 A little creepy, a little creepy thought.

00:21:10.680 Um, so, uh, I thought it was odd.

00:21:14.040 And I said as much to her.

00:21:15.600 I then went to close the sliding closet door, which was at the head of our makeshift bed.

00:21:20.120 So I yelled and pretended I was being pulled into the closet, which earned me a well-deserved

00:21:24.200 punch in the ribs.

00:21:25.240 Nice.

00:21:25.440 When I started laughing.

00:21:26.980 It's very funny.

00:21:27.660 I guess it wasn't as funny as I thought it was, especially since, uh, she was quite

00:21:32.480 on edge from the crouching hallway shadow.

00:21:35.220 Huh?

00:21:35.960 Yours truly cut her.

00:21:37.440 This is a, this is a nice one. 0.99

00:21:39.040 That's a silly. 0.81

00:21:39.820 Yeah. 0.97

00:21:40.600 Right.

00:21:40.900 To the point.

00:21:42.160 Here's my shadow man entity.

00:21:43.900 This is like, not, not quite good enough of a story to get on Merkle.

00:21:47.980 Right. 1.00

00:21:48.460 But good enough for this piece of shit show. 1.00

00:21:50.140 Yeah. 1.00

00:21:50.500 Your producer, Nancy will probably think this is neat.

00:21:53.700 Yeah.

00:21:54.120 Well, this is definitely up Nancy's alley, right?

00:21:56.180 Like this kind of spooky, creepy, you know, is it a skin Walker conversation? 1.00

00:22:01.440 Is it posing as your loved one?

00:22:03.500 I like it.

00:22:04.600 Uh, by the way, I highly recommend it.

00:22:06.400 We might have to have them back in studio or in studio would be great on the show.

00:22:10.440 Um, Nathaniel Gillis.

00:22:11.740 We had a great conversation with them last time.

00:22:13.720 And a lot of this is kind of a rehashing of what we talked to him about, but he's got

00:22:18.300 some details.

00:22:19.780 Like, uh, one of the things that Merkle hasn't asked him, first off, check out the episode.

00:22:24.160 Merkle has Nathaniel Gillis on a lot of really important information about, and I like his

00:22:29.540 expression, the phenomenon.

00:22:31.040 It encompasses all these things because it seems like they're all connected.

00:22:34.180 That's what people scoffed at when we saw the whole Bigfoot portals, orbs, alien connection.

00:22:38.880 And people said, no, couldn't possibly be it.

00:22:42.480 This does a good job of kind of explaining why that may well be the case.

00:22:47.780 One of the things that he didn't touch on, and I would have liked to have seen this is

00:22:52.540 where parasites fall in, because he's looking at the phenomenon from the point of view of

00:23:00.400 almost a program that adapts and learns on the fly and shows you whatever you're most

00:23:06.660 likely to accept at the time.

00:23:08.600 And also what will likely scare you if you don't show fear that it kind of gets upset

00:23:13.880 and it's like, I don't know what to do here.

00:23:16.020 Um, but where do parasites play in his research?

00:23:19.260 Because I think there is a real obvious connection between people having parasites and people also

00:23:25.160 experiencing demonic possession.

00:23:26.520 I've said in the past, I think it's an organic conduit for whatever energy wave they exist in.

00:23:33.540 And it's almost like a conductor, uh, makes it a lot easier for them to, uh, possess the host.

00:23:39.220 So, but either way, we should talk to him and get him back on.

00:23:43.120 Um, why don't we do this?

00:23:45.120 Why don't we shift gears a little bit?

00:23:46.820 And I, and I want to do a little update on this Panamanian man and this, uh, creature. 1.00

00:23:52.580 You're going to do that and that's fine.

00:23:54.480 It's a seamless transition and I'll allow it.

00:23:57.000 Um, let's go Panama. 1.00

00:23:59.000 You got to be really careful here on Twitter because you start just typing in all willy nilly 1.00

00:24:03.020 and, uh, you get vaginas. 1.00

00:24:05.620 It's crazy. 1.00

00:24:06.420 I typed in Panama last time and it was like, how about this Panamanian pussy? 1.00

00:24:10.100 And I was like, dude, come on, man. 1.00

00:24:12.180 See what I mean?

00:24:12.960 You see what I mean, David?

00:24:14.120 What?

00:24:14.680 Just crossing the line.

00:24:15.800 Did I?

00:24:16.320 Yeah, dude.

00:24:17.380 What if we were in the coffee shop?

00:24:18.660 You can't do that.

00:24:20.260 But I don't think anything.

00:24:22.720 I didn't say anything that was like super wrong.

00:24:26.780 All right.

00:24:27.000 What are we doing?

00:24:27.680 Okay.

00:24:27.940 So here, I'm going to send this to the production room.

00:24:29.780 Let's look at this.

00:24:30.400 Um, guys, the latest with the Panamanian man and the meteor, right?

00:24:34.840 What was that?

00:24:35.700 Oh, that's not me.

00:24:37.100 Don't put that on the screen.

00:24:38.420 You're worried about me saying the P word and it's on the production team.

00:24:42.600 That's crazy.

00:24:43.180 So, so, um, a quick, a brief update.

00:24:46.340 Wait, I'm the Panamanian man situation. 0.99

00:24:48.620 This is bullshit. 0.99

00:24:49.680 No, dude. 1.00

00:24:51.380 It's the exact same location that I watched him drop it in the water.

00:24:56.120 There's another video that is a lot.

00:24:57.960 Look at it.

00:24:58.500 Yeah.

00:24:58.720 So hold on.

00:25:00.140 Let me set the stage here. 0.86

00:25:03.140 Um, a couple of days ago, he said he was going to kill it. 0.99

00:25:06.900 He said, guys, tomorrow I'm going to kill this thing. 0.92

00:25:11.700 And he was saying a lot of weird stuff leading up to it. 0.99

00:25:13.520 This thing will never see sunlight.

00:25:15.720 Seems there's an effort to keep it from seeing sunlight until obviously this situation.

00:25:19.820 Next day rolls around and I'm going, man, is he gonna kill this thing?

00:25:23.740 And what does that even look like? 0.99

00:25:24.640 How do you kill it?

00:25:25.560 He said something interesting. 1.00

00:25:27.400 Panama man is gay. 0.99

00:25:28.420 Agreed. 1.00

00:25:29.020 Uh, he said that it smells like burning.

00:25:32.220 That's how he would always describe it.

00:25:33.320 It smells like something burning.

00:25:34.620 And I'm like, that's weird because I would think the only way you could kill it is to 0.99

00:25:39.280 maybe set it on fire. 0.89

00:25:41.020 But what does it mean if it already smells like burning?

00:25:43.220 I don't know.

00:25:44.240 So I'm speculating.

00:25:46.620 How is he going to kill this thing? 0.89

00:25:47.640 How is he going to kill this thing? 0.95

00:25:48.880 Now, the next day, he changes his mind.

00:25:50.980 He goes, I'm going to release it in the water.

00:25:53.860 And he finds basically a submerged, uh, bit of building.

00:25:58.320 I don't know where it is.

00:25:59.080 It's some sort of abandoned building in the forest.

00:26:01.840 And, um, sulfur.

00:26:03.100 Keisha Bear says sulfur.

00:26:04.680 And that is a little troubling, right?

00:26:08.440 Sulfur comes up.

00:26:09.140 I put this thing in salt water.

00:26:10.920 I don't know what the hell you do with it.

00:26:12.320 All I know is he releases.

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00:26:31.080 Um, this thing into the water.

00:26:34.420 And when he releases it, it's, it's not, it definitely doesn't look like this.

00:26:39.140 This thing is adapted in a way.

00:26:40.600 Here, let it play.

00:26:50.320 You think it's, you think it's effects?

00:26:52.700 I think, I think it's effects.

00:26:54.240 I think that, that, that is genuine.

00:26:57.200 I know I have fallen for many things, uh, before in the past.

00:27:02.020 No, we're not going to watch the African tent. 0.99

00:27:04.760 All right.

00:27:04.940 No, no, no.

00:27:05.280 I want to see the Panama. 1.00

00:27:06.340 I want to see, I'm just going to write.

00:27:07.180 Careful with, with, don't bring it up on the screen either. 0.89

00:27:09.340 Cause you will have to sift through vaginas, uh, in order to get to, yeah, dude, I, it happened 1.00

00:27:14.580 to me and I was kind of upset. 0.88

00:27:16.700 Now that's obviously fake and I love it.

00:27:20.100 And I really enjoy that.

00:27:21.520 This is, is this the video of him driving it?

00:27:23.380 I believe it is.

00:27:24.080 We can, we can bring it up.

00:27:24.920 Let's skim through it a little bit.

00:27:25.980 We will skim through this and we'll put this on the screen.

00:27:28.040 Another video of the guy with the alien in Panama.

00:27:30.640 Uh, you know, just a four minute video of him driving, driving.

00:27:35.640 So, uh, I don't know if this is it.

00:27:37.740 This already kind of doesn't resemble what I saw.

00:27:40.660 Oh, oh, oh, yeah, it is him.

00:27:42.060 That's him.

00:27:43.400 Okay.

00:27:43.960 So yeah, he's, uh, for the audio listeners, we'll back it up a little bit.

00:27:48.340 He's driven to a desolate area.

00:27:50.580 He is now by some sort of a lake or river stream, some mud stream.

00:27:56.580 It looks like an abandoned brick building or stone building.

00:28:00.400 It looks like something was, it used to be like a factory or something like that.

00:28:03.040 Yeah.

00:28:03.220 He's going to go in.

00:28:03.900 This place looks kind of flooded out, taken by nature.

00:28:06.540 So he's walking through, he's recording it.

00:28:10.140 Uh, I would like to know if he touches it with his bare hands.

00:28:13.280 Well, let's see.

00:28:14.120 Let's find out.

00:28:15.000 Let's skip through.

00:28:15.820 He's walking some more.

00:28:17.160 By the way, he's like, Hey, thumbs up.

00:28:20.000 Yeah.

00:28:21.140 He discovers when he gets home, he still has pieces of it in his house anyway.

00:28:25.480 I hate this story so much.

00:28:27.040 So it just doesn't even matter because he had broken off some pieces and put them in

00:28:31.220 a vial.

00:28:33.040 And, uh, has he, okay, here we go.

00:28:34.920 This is where he releases it.

00:28:36.380 Okay.

00:28:36.720 So he's at the spot where he's going to throw it in this tepid water, which is a bad idea.

00:28:42.820 You want to throw it in salt water, things that it can, I think you just want to throw

00:28:46.900 it in salt.

00:28:47.800 And I mean the, the industrial salt that they use to salt the streets of New York city in

00:28:52.720 the wintertime pink stuff.

00:28:53.920 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:54.000 You need to throw it in a pile of that shit. 1.00

00:28:56.300 All right. 1.00

00:28:56.820 Well, let's see.

00:28:57.840 Let's see what happens here.

00:28:59.480 He's taking forever.

00:29:00.680 Oh, here he goes.

00:29:04.100 Is he holding it?

00:29:05.720 Uh, it looks like it's in a bag.

00:29:07.460 No, come on. 0.85

00:29:09.200 I don't think it's in a, and that's a weird angle.

00:29:11.480 You would obviously want.

00:29:12.800 What does he got a cam on himself? 1.00

00:29:18.480 This is bullshit, David. 0.99

00:29:20.880 Well, that looks exactly like the thing that was inside the, the safe, exactly like the 1.00

00:29:25.040 thing that was inside the, and then it just kind of sinks to the bottom.

00:29:30.900 And so he comes back like the next day and that's where you get the video of it suddenly

00:29:35.580 swimming like a beta fish.

00:29:37.120 He's just sitting there looking at it.

00:29:38.320 He's recording himself from behind.

00:29:39.820 He's very dramatic and weird.

00:29:41.600 This is a complete production.

00:29:43.080 It is a complete production, which to me.

00:29:45.200 I don't trust Panamanians. 1.00

00:29:46.920 Agreed, Stax.

00:29:48.180 Um, hey, good to see you, dude.

00:29:49.540 Uh, and I think, and yeah, I think that my, my theory of it being, um, because I think

00:29:58.200 the video that we just saw is real, but I think it's like a production for a bad film.

00:30:07.820 Yeah, yeah, no, it's fake.

00:30:09.380 This is completely fake.

00:30:10.320 No, no, but I, I mean like there's something in the water, you know, like it's, in other

00:30:14.440 words, it's not a video effect.

00:30:15.920 Like there's something in the water.

00:30:17.140 I think there's a physical object in the water, but I think it is a, it's a, it's a teaser.

00:30:22.400 It's a, a really bad.

00:30:24.840 Yeah.

00:30:25.100 It looks like he's, uh, like what's in the water is like, he's mimicked the movements

00:30:29.700 of a beta fish.

00:30:31.220 It looks like a beta fish.

00:30:32.280 Yeah.

00:30:32.440 It bears a lot of resemblance to a beta fish.

00:30:34.540 It is a beta fish.

00:30:36.020 I'm pretty sure that's what we're looking at.

00:30:37.880 Uh, that's a big beta fish.

00:30:40.560 I mean, I don't, I don't know, but that's exactly how they move.

00:30:45.760 Yeah.

00:30:46.700 Just like that.

00:30:48.180 Huh?

00:30:48.620 Very interesting.

00:30:49.740 Interesting stuff.

00:30:50.660 I guess we're, you know what?

00:30:52.400 Does it even matter?

00:30:53.640 I don't know.

00:30:54.580 I'm having a question.

00:30:55.440 No, I mean, it's, it's, yes, it's fun, but does it matter?

00:30:58.920 Because it's all over, uh, 2 PM Eastern standard time, 3 PM.

00:31:03.600 Oh, that's right.

00:31:04.220 We're getting, we're going to get raptured long before we get to see the, the fruits

00:31:07.300 of this, uh, space potato.

00:31:09.740 Um, I don't know, man.

00:31:11.000 I don't know.

00:31:11.660 I, I, I, I like it.

00:31:13.680 I kind of want to go like, watch the bad film.

00:31:19.400 Like this, if this guy put this much effort into it and he's like kind of gripping, you

00:31:24.560 know, this part of Twitter, he's going through a lot of, you know, uh, uh, time to, to record 0.81

00:31:31.660 these things, um, and to, uh, you know, kind of build the hype and all this other shit.

00:31:37.600 I think that I would watch it if it, if it turned out to be like a, oh, it's a promo

00:31:42.480 for a Panamanian movie, which is like, but no subtitles, please.

00:31:48.340 That's hard.

00:31:49.220 You're going to make me read.

00:31:50.220 You know what I can't do?

00:31:51.540 I cannot do dubbed.

00:31:53.780 Like if you, if you try to watch a movie and it's, I pick it up instantly because for

00:31:57.720 some reason the audio doesn't even sound like it's coming from the same room that I'm

00:32:00.780 watching, and then once you realize that and you start to scrutinize the mouth, I'm

00:32:04.540 like, I can't watch this.

00:32:06.440 Yeah.

00:32:06.620 Yeah.

00:32:06.780 It really ruined some films.

00:32:08.160 Uh, although, you know, like a squid games was fine, but no, I can't watch squid game.

00:32:12.840 Good games.

00:32:13.440 We're getting back into it.

00:32:14.940 I need you to pick us another good story.

00:32:18.920 And as we go, we're just going to set the mood out.

00:32:25.660 This is great.

00:32:26.540 This is great.

00:32:27.080 What are you talking about?

00:32:27.800 I mean, this is production value for sure.

00:32:29.840 I'll give you that.

00:32:30.780 It's, you know, we're back.

00:32:32.520 Ooh.

00:32:33.120 You want to do three pages?

00:32:35.140 Yeah.

00:32:35.480 Three pages is a good amount.

00:32:37.640 All right.

00:32:37.800 Fine.

00:32:38.680 Uh, from 815, Daddy Prophet Bunny.

00:32:42.800 Oh, Daddy Prophet Bunny.

00:32:44.580 I like him.

00:32:45.240 He's, uh, he's the homie. 1.00

00:32:46.600 Okay, great.

00:32:47.580 Cue creepy music.

00:32:48.800 Nice.

00:32:50.060 Uh, already done.

00:32:51.240 Daddy Prophet Bunny.

00:32:52.500 Very nice.

00:32:53.220 Let's get into it.

00:32:53.960 Uh, by the way, what did the title of this say?

00:32:55.720 It said, uh, something I can't read because it won't be.

00:32:59.300 Hell House.

00:32:59.900 Hell House.

00:33:00.600 Okay, cool.

00:33:01.860 When I first got saved, it was by prayer.

00:33:05.700 I came to know God as my father and I was walking with him constantly.

00:33:10.560 A few days after it happened, I look back on my life in dismay.

00:33:13.480 Why had my life always been without him?

00:33:16.580 Because now I felt as if I had always been in conversation with him.

00:33:21.660 I look at it like it's a nice capitalizing of him.

00:33:24.620 Uh, which I is Raven reading from.

00:33:27.600 I don't know why we turn this light on and I look cross-eyed.

00:33:31.820 Yeah, you look better.

00:33:33.200 I think you look better that way.

00:33:35.020 You just look nicer.

00:33:35.940 Like, you got like, like more character for you.

00:33:39.360 Like a gleam in my eyes.

00:33:41.340 Um, uh, the world became different.

00:33:45.240 The trees and everything I saw in creation was made by him and I knew him.

00:33:49.660 What the hell are you that for?

00:33:50.060 What is that? 0.98

00:33:50.460 Top has a face like Squidward.

00:33:52.280 Not, not handsome.

00:33:53.880 No, not handsome Squidward. 1.00

00:33:55.360 Oh, damn. 0.99

00:33:56.280 That's not nice. 1.00

00:33:57.000 Glorious turd.

00:33:59.220 People are mean.

00:34:00.260 I'm going to stop doing this show.

00:34:01.440 Like people, it hurts.

00:34:03.420 It's, it's crazy.

00:34:04.380 Like the more we, we try to add production value and look now he's my co-host.

00:34:10.260 I'm looking at master cross-eyed.

00:34:12.540 Why do I look like that?

00:34:13.640 Oh, I got a nose like Squidward.

00:34:15.120 That's not nice. 0.98

00:34:15.920 These people are terrible people.

00:34:17.440 Maybe we just put up regular webcams or cheaper.

00:34:19.560 I guess you guys are all really beautiful.

00:34:22.160 Yeah.

00:34:23.000 The hell.

00:34:24.800 Um, uh, uh, uh, so, so I, I saw in creation, I saw in create every, uh, I'm sorry, the trees

00:34:30.660 and everything I saw in creation was made by him and I knew him.

00:34:34.040 It was wonderful.

00:34:34.740 I quickly found a church and by circumcision, oh, by circumstance, I came, what circumstance? 0.89

00:34:41.160 I came into a community with a father whose son I had previously lived with in college in

00:34:46.520 another state and we prayed for his son to come to know him.

00:34:50.240 That father is now a homosexual or so I hear. 1.00

00:34:54.160 Really? 1.00

00:34:54.700 Damn. 1.00

00:34:55.900 That's a, you've fallen. 1.00

00:34:58.460 That is a crazy sentence.

00:34:59.700 I didn't expect us to go that way.

00:35:00.820 I didn't think so either.

00:35:02.340 Things happen. 0.99

00:35:03.240 That father is a homosexual. 1.00

00:35:05.020 Things happen. 0.83

00:35:05.440 Uh, but this community was a church that had a 24 seven prayer room and I thought that

00:35:11.600 this was great.

00:35:12.700 I could go there any hour of the day and night or night and seek God.

00:35:17.420 What a blessing.

00:35:18.640 Uh, now it came to pass that there were those who decided to not just pray in a room, but

00:35:24.980 extend this as a missionary effort into the city.

00:35:28.140 You know what?

00:35:30.400 This could be a problem.

00:35:30.920 Did you just hold a sneeze?

00:35:32.120 I just sneezed real bad.

00:35:33.140 Don't hold the sneeze, dude.

00:35:34.060 I didn't go.

00:35:34.640 You could, you could blow a gasket, dude.

00:35:37.180 You hold a sneeze.

00:35:37.860 It came out.

00:35:38.500 You'll, you'll sever your O ring.

00:35:40.700 On the latest episode of Merkle.

00:35:42.200 I know you're not up to it.

00:35:43.060 He's talking to Kim Walker.

00:35:44.540 She's like, uh, from Jesus culture.

00:35:46.080 I don't know.

00:35:47.560 Okay.

00:35:47.800 Go on.

00:35:48.120 No, no, it was, it was fantastic.

00:35:49.240 It's great so far.

00:35:49.980 Um, but she was talking about like that Bethel church that, that church has like a lot of

00:35:54.500 problems.

00:35:54.780 I think Bethel might be the one that, uh, the, the pastor was like, oh no, no, that's

00:36:01.280 elevation church.

00:36:01.920 All these churches got a lot of problems.

00:36:03.600 Okay.

00:36:03.840 That's the one where the guy's like, I feel like I'm on cocaine.

00:36:06.840 Who's that?

00:36:07.280 I get the Holy spirit, the, the pastor of the church.

00:36:09.820 That's not where we were watching those dudes shake on the ground.

00:36:11.800 Is it?

00:36:12.940 No, but it's like, you're getting dangerously close to that.

00:36:16.780 And then she brought up a good point where it's like the, well, the 24 seven, uh, prayer

00:36:21.180 room is a great idea.

00:36:23.420 And she was talking about how they are in, they were in that church very like about freedom.

00:36:28.840 It's a word that starts to raise some flags.

00:36:31.000 It's a little bit tricky.

00:36:31.720 Yeah.

00:36:32.120 It's tricky because they're trying to allow people to freely worship.

00:36:36.680 But she's like, it's been multiple times where like warlocks, witches will come in there.

00:36:40.840 Of course.

00:36:41.120 I was just thinking that.

00:36:41.880 Yeah.

00:36:42.220 And you asked them why he's like, not, she said not necessarily to like, like start cursing.

00:36:46.600 She was like, but there's like, there's power in the room here.

00:36:49.480 Yeah.

00:36:49.820 All that spiritual energy.

00:36:51.920 Yeah.

00:36:52.380 That's worrisome. 1.00

00:36:53.380 And they're, they're just sucking on it. 0.99

00:36:55.720 Yeah. 0.99

00:36:56.280 Like leeches there.

00:36:57.400 Cause there is an energy there.

00:36:59.100 And it's like, that's what I worry about in the church where we go to is like, there

00:37:02.080 is an energy here.

00:37:03.300 And it, but what it is, is like, maybe it's the Holy spirit that they're inviting in,

00:37:06.540 but it's, it's almost an open door.

00:37:08.280 People are opening a lot of doors.

00:37:10.980 It's like when you have that level of concentrated prayer energy, are you creating that thing?

00:37:15.440 You are.

00:37:16.520 And then, yes, you are.

00:37:17.480 And what else comes in through there is a question.

00:37:21.680 I don't like that.

00:37:22.760 I don't like it either.

00:37:24.320 I don't like it either.

00:37:25.140 Look, if we, if we made a secondary, uh, studio, studio at Matt's coffee shop, we then

00:37:31.840 have to be really scrutinizing of who's coming in.

00:37:35.360 I'll allow the old ladies who do a sewing Bible study. 1.00

00:37:39.140 Oh, what do you mean?

00:37:39.760 They crush.

00:37:40.480 Oh, like right next to it.

00:37:41.420 But it's like, who's coming in there?

00:37:43.160 Who's doing what?

00:37:44.320 You got to really watch them.

00:37:45.640 Is that the Bible?

00:37:46.840 Better be the Bible. 0.93

00:37:47.740 The Bible?

00:37:48.000 What version?

00:37:48.560 You saying good things about it?

00:37:50.160 Let me see your hands.

00:37:51.000 They get your fingers crossed.

00:37:52.080 What are you sewing?

00:37:52.580 Is that a voodoo doll?

00:37:53.220 That's what we should do to everybody in there.

00:37:55.040 Dude.

00:37:55.840 We got to protect their, you know.

00:37:57.180 Just pat them down for idols.

00:37:59.360 A hundred percent.

00:38:02.000 Imagine.

00:38:02.480 That's what we're going to have to do.

00:38:03.440 Just like eight hour security.

00:38:05.420 Like, what are you doing here, dude?

00:38:06.580 It's like, yeah, we got to make sure.

00:38:08.940 Make sure they're on the up and up.

00:38:10.080 That's what I'm saying.

00:38:12.020 Oh, man.

00:38:12.440 It's not your house anymore, you know?

00:38:14.740 This lady was like, did that church pretty much allow anything? 0.99

00:38:17.580 If we are in town, can we swing by the coffee shop?

00:38:19.940 Of course.

00:38:20.680 Of course.

00:38:20.860 No, people have already swung by the coffee shop.

00:38:23.200 But you have to buy a coffee.

00:38:24.420 Yeah, don't be a broke piece.

00:38:26.360 Well, these are the Patreon members.

00:38:27.960 So, oh, my God.

00:38:28.700 Which reminds me, it's been 37 minutes and poor people are watching this. 0.87

00:38:33.480 That's so gross.

00:38:34.480 I hate when that happens, man. 0.97

00:38:35.760 Really disgusting. 0.98

00:38:36.660 Don't even say bye. 0.88

00:38:37.760 We're done here.

00:38:38.800 You know where to find us.

00:38:40.080 You know where to.

00:38:41.180 Hold on.

00:38:42.300 Really?

00:38:42.920 Let's get that off.

00:38:43.660 I feel like I've been blapped.

00:38:45.720 I need to be showered.

00:38:47.520 Backdoor blapped.

00:38:48.440 Backdoor blapping is not good.

00:38:50.740 Bye, Nada.

00:38:51.620 Yeah, but do purchase a coffee from Matt's coffee shop. 1.00

00:38:55.240 Don't be a jerk about it. 0.99

00:38:56.420 Don't also say it like how I say it. 1.00

00:38:58.080 That's disrespectful.

00:38:59.380 But he really likes when people stop by.

00:39:02.420 He gets excited.

00:39:03.080 He sends us pictures every time somebody stops in that, like, is a fan of the show.

00:39:07.400 There was a fan of the show that stopped in.

00:39:09.240 Just yesterday.

00:39:10.080 And I could tell that he was a fan of the show because he looked like he needed a shower. 0.94

00:39:13.480 He looked like one of the filthy pores. 0.92

00:39:15.040 Yeah. 0.91

00:39:15.360 Like dreads.

00:39:16.720 Dreadlocks.

00:39:17.260 He looked cool.

00:39:18.860 Yeah, he did look pretty cool.

00:39:20.240 He did look cool.

00:39:20.860 Oh, yeah.

00:39:21.640 All right.

00:39:21.960 Anyway, this woman was saying that, like, she was like, they allowed everything, but

00:39:25.260 like, they have certain limits.

00:39:26.340 And one of the limits was she was like, a dude in the back was just levitating.

00:39:30.880 And the pastor, like, do that here.

00:39:32.220 He was like, no, no, no, no, no, dude.

00:39:33.840 You come in and you levitate and I'm beating you up.

00:39:35.960 He's like, you got it.

00:39:37.100 You got to bring that down.

00:39:38.820 There you go.

00:39:39.260 She said in Tony's show that they asked the guy levitating in the back.

00:39:42.120 Yeah, I was like, no, I'm not even asking you to leave.

00:39:43.940 I'm not having a conversation with you.

00:39:45.300 I'm teeing off.

00:39:46.020 What kind of guys levitating? 1.00

00:39:47.820 Crazy shit is going on in this place. 0.99

00:39:49.940 Oh, dude's levitating. 1.00

00:39:52.500 Levitation in the back.

00:39:54.200 And the pastor, like the way I beat him up, I drag him out, I throw him out the front

00:39:57.620 and I go, how'd you do that?

00:39:58.800 But how do you get him down from there?

00:39:59.980 You got to come down.

00:40:00.920 Oh, that's a problem.

00:40:01.740 I'm not very tall.

00:40:02.700 Get down from there.

00:40:03.460 Get down from there.

00:40:03.940 Hey, you know better.

00:40:05.420 What are you doing?

00:40:06.280 What are you doing up there?

00:40:07.160 Get out of here.

00:40:07.840 You read the sign.

00:40:08.640 Don't levitate.

00:40:09.020 No levitating.

00:40:10.040 We got to have a sign.

00:40:10.900 A guy like this.

00:40:11.400 Well, now we know that we need a sign for levitation.

00:40:14.040 No levitation.

00:40:15.480 No, no, no, no sacrifices.

00:40:16.780 Big or small.

00:40:17.540 We don't like small creatures or big creatures.

00:40:20.560 Nancy, we're talking to you.

00:40:22.900 Maybe.

00:40:23.680 I don't know.

00:40:24.040 Do we have them take off their shoes? 0.96

00:40:26.360 No shoes.

00:40:27.120 No shoes.

00:40:27.740 No shirt.

00:40:28.460 Wash your hands with holy water.

00:40:30.700 Potential spam is calling me. 0.91

00:40:32.160 I like when my phone's like potential spam, dog.

00:40:34.380 I got you.

00:40:36.200 Yeah.

00:40:36.740 I mean, a lot of things to consider once you start operating on turf that is not your own.

00:40:41.960 But we're in good hands.

00:40:43.280 I mean, you know, it's Matt.

00:40:44.880 Yeah.

00:40:45.460 Matt's a spiritual warrior.

00:40:46.720 Why do you say it like that?

00:40:48.980 Because he's straight Bible. 0.92

00:40:50.580 Okay, but don't.

00:40:52.140 Straight Bible.

00:40:53.320 Don't be like that, though.

00:40:54.980 That's not nice.

00:40:56.940 Friday night lights.

00:40:58.800 On Friday.

00:40:59.440 Are you going Friday night?

00:41:01.060 No, I'm not going.

00:41:01.920 You should go.

00:41:04.040 Quack.

00:41:04.460 Chat real quick.

00:41:05.640 Quack.

00:41:06.380 Quack.

00:41:07.820 Blah, blah, blah.

00:41:09.180 Should David go to a football game Friday night?

00:41:11.440 No, come on, dude.

00:41:11.860 Why would I go to a football game?

00:41:13.040 I don't like football.

00:41:17.080 It doesn't matter.

00:41:18.260 And no.

00:41:20.000 It's a nice experience.

00:41:21.120 Matt already said if you're not going, he's not going.

00:41:23.200 He didn't say if I'm not going.

00:41:24.660 He said if you're not going, he's not going.

00:41:26.540 That's a crazy thing to say.

00:41:28.760 I can't go.

00:41:30.300 Yeah, because you're watching WWE.

00:41:32.140 If you guys are going to be in Orlando watching SmackDown, come say hi to me.

00:41:37.420 What do you mean SmackDown?

00:41:38.360 Like it's the actual SmackDown?

00:41:39.960 It's the SmackDown.

00:41:40.660 You've gone.

00:41:41.160 You're going to SmackDown?

00:41:42.180 I'm going with my cousin, but I'm bringing my son.

00:41:43.760 It's going to be.

00:41:44.040 He's going to love it, dude.

00:41:45.220 I don't know.

00:41:46.020 I think he's going to love it.

00:41:47.000 I'm nervous about it.

00:41:48.080 I guess.

00:41:48.380 Hold on one second.

00:41:49.460 Yeah.

00:41:50.400 I'm a little nervous about it.

00:41:51.560 You don't like the.

00:41:52.860 Why do you need to change the lights for this?

00:41:55.520 I'm a little nervous he's going to like it.

00:41:57.140 If he's going to like it or not.

00:41:58.480 Why wouldn't he?

00:41:59.840 He's a weird kid. 0.94

00:42:01.200 Yeah, but he likes violence. 0.85

00:42:03.360 Yeah, yeah, I know.

00:42:04.160 But it's a lot.

00:42:05.060 It's a stadium.

00:42:06.400 Oh, sure, sure.

00:42:06.860 Like, yeah.

00:42:07.800 I mean, I would be like.

00:42:08.880 He doesn't even really care about wrestling.

00:42:10.780 Not yet.

00:42:11.440 Well, he's not seen it like that.

00:42:13.060 He's not seen it with the pyros. 1.00

00:42:15.460 I'm trying to sell it, dog.

00:42:16.900 Every day.

00:42:17.520 I'm like, guess what?

00:42:19.140 Four days till wrestling.

00:42:20.060 You got to show him some highlights.

00:42:21.940 I show him some stuff. 0.99

00:42:22.860 He's like, this is gay and fake. 1.00

00:42:24.860 Obviously, he watches a fishing YouTube channel. 0.98

00:42:30.380 A fishing YouTube channel.

00:42:32.900 He likes it.

00:42:34.820 They, they, you know what my kids like?

00:42:37.000 They like content.

00:42:39.540 I've been noticing.

00:42:40.340 Show him this show. 1.00

00:42:41.100 They don't like this shit. 1.00

00:42:42.220 They watch it. 1.00

00:42:42.860 They'd be like, this is bad.

00:42:44.280 Oh, because we're not doing anything.

00:42:45.580 We're not doing content.

00:42:46.640 We're sitting.

00:42:47.200 We're talking.

00:42:47.660 Maybe if we moved our hands a lot while we, I kind of do that already though.

00:42:50.840 Hey, chat.

00:42:51.600 Hey, guys.

00:42:52.040 What do you think about?

00:42:53.320 Yeah, we're going to.

00:42:55.480 It's like, I'm going to catch fish in this Lego box.

00:42:57.660 It's about supporting your fellow Christians.

00:42:59.820 Why?

00:43:00.040 So I can go to a ball game.

00:43:03.000 B-A-A-L game.

00:43:05.560 Is that what you want from me?

00:43:06.700 It is about supporting your fellow Christians.

00:43:08.420 You should go with your son.

00:43:09.560 And what do they do?

00:43:10.140 They take an egg and they run it down a field.

00:43:12.680 So what?

00:43:13.540 It's a great, it's a great time.

00:43:14.880 And when they score a touchdown, they go, Orphic egg.

00:43:17.760 Do you want to know what David does realistically to bond with his son?

00:43:20.600 We're going to blow him up right now.

00:43:21.940 He watches the Avengers movies.

00:43:24.540 No, I haven't watched it in a minute.

00:43:26.460 He does.

00:43:27.140 We haven't watched it since the day you came over and you derailed it. 0.97

00:43:30.880 Oh, yeah, because I was like, this is gay. 0.97

00:43:32.420 What are you doing with your son? 0.94

00:43:32.900 That's not what you said.

00:43:33.600 You were like, oh, this is great.

00:43:34.500 It's Guardians of the Galaxy.

00:43:35.500 But it just got so chaotic and we lost track.

00:43:38.380 And then, you know.

00:43:39.760 Good.

00:43:40.200 He likes.

00:43:41.260 Bring him to the football game.

00:43:42.740 Why didn't bring him to the football game?

00:43:44.040 All right, back to the real show.

00:43:48.060 Can I get them?

00:43:48.720 Thank you.

00:43:50.200 Friday Night Lights.

00:43:51.080 On Fridays, they would meet, pray for an hour.

00:43:54.060 And ask God to show them people or things,

00:43:57.440 whatever came to mind in prayer and worship

00:44:00.260 that they might know who to look for

00:44:03.780 to extend the offer of prayer.

00:44:08.260 To the people we met,

00:44:10.240 all they knew was

00:44:12.160 we were asking random strangers

00:44:15.100 if they needed prayer.

00:44:17.180 People outside clubs or bars,

00:44:19.660 homeless or whatnot.

00:44:21.380 The first time I joined them,

00:44:22.900 I got two images in my mind.

00:44:24.940 Very nervous to share,

00:44:26.200 but I prefaced it with scripture

00:44:28.320 I read that morning.

00:44:31.580 Quote,

00:44:32.240 God has not given you a spirit of fear,

00:44:35.420 but of power and of love and of sound mind.

00:44:39.140 The first image was that of cheetah print.

00:44:42.360 The second was a blue scarf.

00:44:45.840 I got your dreams.

00:44:49.020 Now, nothing came of the blue scarf,

00:44:51.200 but let me tell you what.

00:44:53.500 What?

00:44:53.900 When we arrived downtown

00:44:55.340 and started to break off into groups two by two,

00:44:57.860 we got to this music joint,

00:45:00.080 the Vanguard or something.

00:45:01.660 Apparently, there was a weekend music fest

00:45:03.700 and people were overflowing outside into the street.

00:45:07.260 Punk rockers.

00:45:08.160 Hold on one second. 0.99

00:45:09.260 Sancho's calling your nonsense here. 0.93

00:45:11.400 What? 0.95

00:45:12.000 Said you just watched the Avengers last week.

00:45:14.780 That's not true.

00:45:15.540 Last week.

00:45:16.460 I believe Sancho.

00:45:17.420 He's just got a distorted idea of time.

00:45:20.420 We watched Avengers. 1.00

00:45:21.540 Shit, it would have been over a month ago. 1.00

00:45:24.040 No, no, no. 1.00

00:45:24.560 Not Scott.

00:45:25.020 He knows.

00:45:25.960 I mean, he do be knowing.

00:45:28.340 Punk rockers.

00:45:30.060 They were covered in cheetah print. 0.51

00:45:31.780 Ah, disgusting.

00:45:33.040 Yeah.

00:45:34.000 At first, we saw a woman with it in her hair,

00:45:36.620 and I thought,

00:45:37.400 aha, here is the person we shall pray for.

00:45:41.600 And before I knew it,

00:45:42.620 the pastor came up to me and was like,

00:45:44.360 it's everywhere.

00:45:45.440 What's everywhere?

00:45:46.860 Cheetah print.

00:45:47.800 There was someone with cheetah print on his converse.

00:45:51.040 Another with cheetah print handkerchief.

00:45:53.580 Handkerchief.

00:45:54.120 Handkerchief.

00:45:55.160 A napkin.

00:45:56.420 Another with a tattoo of cheetah print on their shoulder.

00:45:59.420 Another, it was on their shirt.

00:46:02.440 By God.

00:46:03.260 By God.

00:46:03.800 By God.

00:46:05.100 That's Jim Ross.

00:46:06.060 If anyone else doesn't know.

00:46:07.900 What?

00:46:08.640 By God.

00:46:09.440 By God.

00:46:10.580 Yeah.

00:46:11.220 Nancy, do you know who Jim Ross is?

00:46:14.060 No.

00:46:15.540 Whatever.

00:46:16.320 Keep reading.

00:46:18.260 Where was I?

00:46:19.040 By God.

00:46:20.360 We had asked and received.

00:46:22.880 But I didn't know what to do.

00:46:25.580 We sat out there and talked with as many as would engage

00:46:28.380 and prayed for as many as would receive.

00:46:31.520 I smoked a cigarette with a boy who offered

00:46:34.060 and was blown away by the grace of God

00:46:36.680 to meet us in that place

00:46:38.420 and for him to work through us

00:46:41.380 and withstand even me having a cigarette with them

00:46:44.860 so as not to offend or pretense as holier than thou.

00:46:51.280 Now I continued with them on Fridays as often as I could

00:46:54.660 but eventually things happened that left me confused.

00:46:57.500 Emotions of wanting to do more

00:46:59.420 and an instance that brought me to fear

00:47:02.340 that maybe my motives were not right.

00:47:06.100 Regardless, these experiences solidified

00:47:08.620 both this gift of prayer God gave me

00:47:11.140 and the boldness to encounter the world with it.

00:47:14.860 And this was good.

00:47:16.440 I would go on walks in my neighborhood and just pray.

00:47:19.660 Just for myself.

00:47:21.240 I loved watching the sunset

00:47:22.740 and nearly every day around five

00:47:24.720 I'd go for a walk and pray.

00:47:26.980 And at one point on my prayer walk

00:47:28.660 I started to cry.

00:47:30.080 Embarrassing.

00:47:31.600 I may cry.

00:47:33.280 I may cry at some point during morning prayer

00:47:36.060 especially in repentance

00:47:37.360 or in thanksgiving of God's goodness

00:47:40.180 but this was different.

00:47:41.520 Grief.

00:47:42.300 Sadness.

00:47:42.960 Let me tell you something really quick.

00:47:43.860 Go ahead.

00:47:44.140 Tell me a thing.

00:47:45.460 It's a thing that makes me laugh.

00:47:46.880 Okay.

00:47:47.240 Oh, all right.

00:47:47.880 We're back into it.

00:47:48.820 Here we go.

00:47:48.880 So we're going to be doing the show with Matt

00:47:52.360 or Matt's going to be doing his own thing.

00:47:54.220 Matt's going to be doing his own thing.

00:47:55.460 Apparently.

00:47:55.960 Yeah.

00:47:56.720 Very excited for that.

00:47:57.900 And I was trying to prepare him.

00:47:59.580 I was like,

00:48:00.000 you want to do it by yourself?

00:48:01.640 And he's like,

00:48:02.000 yeah, 1.00

00:48:02.180 like screw you guys. 0.99

00:48:03.620 Does he want to do it like live? 0.98

00:48:05.460 I don't know.

00:48:05.880 I don't know.

00:48:06.400 But I was always asking.

00:48:07.240 I was like,

00:48:07.400 you have to be prepared

00:48:08.300 if you're going to monologue.

00:48:09.420 It's not easy.

00:48:10.040 I don't know if even I can do it.

00:48:11.800 Monologue for 45 minutes

00:48:13.840 to an hour and a half

00:48:14.980 depending on how long this is

00:48:16.200 by yourself.

00:48:17.420 And he looked me in the face

00:48:18.940 and because this guy reminds me

00:48:20.920 during his morning prayers and crying.

00:48:22.740 It's like,

00:48:23.000 I'm never alone.

00:48:23.800 He said,

00:48:24.040 for the last 20 years,

00:48:26.180 I've been sitting,

00:48:27.000 he sits in his closet

00:48:27.920 when he reads the Bible

00:48:30.200 facing the wall

00:48:31.160 and just talks to himself.

00:48:34.620 He reads the Bible out loud?

00:48:36.400 Out loud.

00:48:37.400 He does full sermons

00:48:38.660 to himself by himself.

00:48:40.500 That's gangster.

00:48:41.420 That's,

00:48:41.820 I'm like,

00:48:42.220 you're ready.

00:48:42.880 You're in.

00:48:43.620 You're in.

00:48:44.460 Yeah.

00:48:44.880 That's impossible to do.

00:48:46.460 And I was like,

00:48:46.720 how long do you do this for?

00:48:47.640 He's like,

00:48:48.060 45 minutes.

00:48:49.340 And I was like,

00:48:49.740 that's it.

00:48:50.100 You're in.

00:48:51.120 What a good,

00:48:52.400 it's crazy.

00:48:52.920 That's hard to do.

00:48:53.960 Yeah.

00:48:55.920 I like that idea

00:48:57.280 of doing it in the closet.

00:48:59.440 I have a big closet

00:49:00.580 and,

00:49:02.300 you know,

00:49:03.440 I'm just like looking.

00:49:04.220 He's doing it already.

00:49:05.160 Just needs a camera.

00:49:07.040 That's all.

00:49:07.880 That's it.

00:49:08.180 He should just do it

00:49:08.820 in his closet.

00:49:09.500 I think it really sets

00:49:10.380 like the mood,

00:49:11.260 the tone.

00:49:12.360 I like that.

00:49:13.420 To the wall.

00:49:13.940 To the wall.

00:49:14.720 Yeah,

00:49:14.980 dude.

00:49:15.460 From the windows

00:49:16.220 to the wall.

00:49:17.360 To the sweat drop down.

00:49:18.580 No,

00:49:19.020 come on.

00:49:19.260 He's talking about the Bible.

00:49:19.660 I seen them live.

00:49:20.960 Did you really saw

00:49:21.620 the yin yang twins live? 0.95

00:49:22.900 Accidentally.

00:49:23.380 What a nightmare.

00:49:24.340 It was a nightmare,

00:49:26.520 dog.

00:49:27.200 That's,

00:49:27.600 that's horrible.

00:49:28.440 I was,

00:49:28.820 okay,

00:49:28.960 first off,

00:49:29.380 I was at a furry convention,

00:49:31.260 which was supposed to be. 1.00

00:49:32.420 What the fuck? 0.99

00:49:33.520 Yeah, 1.00

00:49:33.760 I know,

00:49:34.120 but it was supposed to,

00:49:34.960 I went there to support my cousin

00:49:36.200 who was an artist.

00:49:37.660 Is he a furry?

00:49:38.700 No,

00:49:38.940 he's not a furry.

00:49:39.640 Is he the wrestler enjoyer?

00:49:41.180 The wrestling enjoyer?

00:49:42.040 But he came.

00:49:42.660 I like that guy.

00:49:44.440 Andre,

00:49:44.900 that's who I'm going

00:49:45.480 to see wrestling with.

00:49:46.340 Oh,

00:49:46.560 really?

00:49:46.920 Okay.

00:49:47.280 All right.

00:49:47.600 You should come.

00:49:48.080 I have a cousin that,

00:49:49.040 well,

00:49:49.160 you've met him.

00:49:49.960 Gabe loves wrestling too.

00:49:51.080 Gabe should hang out.

00:49:52.000 Anyway,

00:49:52.500 listen,

00:49:52.820 I forgot what I was saying

00:49:54.520 as you distracted me.

00:49:56.300 You were in the closet

00:49:58.160 reading the Bible.

00:49:59.140 No.

00:49:59.840 Yelling at the wall.

00:50:00.840 No.

00:50:01.880 It was none of those things.

00:50:02.920 I don't remember what it was.

00:50:03.840 I can't remember.

00:50:04.300 All right,

00:50:04.480 we'll set the mood again.

00:50:05.720 That's crazy.

00:50:06.400 We just lost that thought.

00:50:07.460 It's gone.

00:50:07.900 It's gone now.

00:50:08.480 God said,

00:50:08.920 move on.

00:50:09.340 Can you move on?

00:50:10.100 Jesus.

00:50:10.400 I know.

00:50:10.840 I'm talking about wrestling.

00:50:11.360 Nancy's supposed to play the music. 1.00

00:50:12.620 Nancy,

00:50:12.820 where's the music,

00:50:13.860 Nancy?

00:50:14.320 It's fine.

00:50:14.780 Please don't.

00:50:15.220 It's very jarring when you do it.

00:50:16.540 I kept walking and interceded as best I could,

00:50:20.080 but it was like a wave of emotions

00:50:21.520 that came randomly and suddenly.

00:50:24.240 I didn't know what to do

00:50:25.480 other than keep walking and praying.

00:50:27.180 Oh,

00:50:27.440 wait,

00:50:27.740 wait,

00:50:27.960 they got it.

00:50:28.700 It's back.

00:50:29.560 They did it.

00:50:30.320 Activate.

00:50:30.960 Oh,

00:50:31.480 dude,

00:50:31.700 I'm going to have a,

00:50:32.980 this show is,

00:50:33.960 it was the furries and the yin-yang twins.

00:50:37.100 How did we forget?

00:50:39.580 How could I possibly forget?

00:50:41.540 All right.

00:50:41.900 What about them?

00:50:43.780 I was at a furry convention

00:50:44.840 that was supposed to be.

00:50:46.100 A yin-yang twins convention. 0.94

00:50:47.560 No.

00:50:48.040 All right.

00:50:48.580 It was supposed to just,

00:50:49.540 he was there.

00:50:50.360 He makes cards.

00:50:51.640 He draws cards.

00:50:52.780 He did our cards,

00:50:53.940 wherever they probably somewhere.

00:50:54.980 Yeah.

00:50:55.700 So he draws for a card company

00:50:57.260 and he's there

00:50:57.880 and fans come up

00:50:58.840 and then he draws for them.

00:50:59.940 Turns out this place

00:51:00.860 you would have loved

00:51:01.320 because they were selling

00:51:01.840 Pokemon cards like crazy.

00:51:03.120 Probably real.

00:51:03.560 Oh dude,

00:51:04.080 it was a convention floor

00:51:06.060 and like I'd say

00:51:06.880 half of the booths

00:51:07.820 were selling Pokemon cards.

00:51:09.480 Some specifically

00:51:10.320 only Pokemon cards.

00:51:12.220 Okay.

00:51:12.580 But it was a card convention

00:51:13.640 that turned into

00:51:14.660 a furry convention

00:51:15.620 because only furries

00:51:17.300 go to this.

00:51:18.760 Weird.

00:51:19.680 All right.

00:51:20.500 See,

00:51:21.000 see what you're dabbling in?

00:51:22.120 I don't like a...

00:51:23.000 And then,

00:51:23.940 and then

00:51:25.140 for no reason at all,

00:51:27.920 they set up a stage

00:51:29.620 like way over there

00:51:31.100 so I don't see them.

00:51:31.960 I'm chilling with my cousin

00:51:33.140 and they just start playing

00:51:34.840 like...

00:51:35.640 And I'm like looking

00:51:37.820 and I was like,

00:51:38.160 furries love the yin-yang twins.

00:51:40.780 Okay.

00:51:41.500 Yeah.

00:51:41.780 And then I was like,

00:51:42.460 oh, that's crazy.

00:51:43.320 They're throwing a party

00:51:44.200 and we walk over there

00:51:46.060 and it's the yin-yang twins.

00:51:48.780 Ying-yang twins.

00:51:50.420 Ying-yang.

00:51:51.020 Is it yin-yang

00:51:52.000 or yin-yang?

00:51:52.980 I think it's yin-yang.

00:51:54.920 I don't know.

00:51:55.180 Because they wouldn't know

00:51:55.900 how to pronounce it,

00:51:56.700 how to actually pronounce it.

00:51:57.700 Nancy,

00:51:58.060 do you get crunk?

00:52:01.100 I don't know what that is.

00:52:04.200 What is getting crunk?

00:52:05.260 It's like,

00:52:05.620 you know,

00:52:05.880 are you hanging out?

00:52:07.860 Are you blasting music?

00:52:10.260 Are you drinking?

00:52:11.220 Are you dancing?

00:52:12.160 Do you drink out of like

00:52:12.920 a big bedazzled mug

00:52:14.980 and go,

00:52:15.820 yeah!

00:52:16.800 Yeah!

00:52:18.040 No.

00:52:19.760 Well,

00:52:20.180 you're missing out.

00:52:21.200 You're missing out, Nancy.

00:52:22.320 Anyway,

00:52:22.620 they were there

00:52:23.220 accidentally.

00:52:23.600 We need to have more fun, Nancy.

00:52:24.920 Yeah,

00:52:25.180 are you having...

00:52:25.700 Nancy,

00:52:26.000 are you having fun?

00:52:26.520 What are you doing?

00:52:27.260 Do you have any fun, Nancy?

00:52:32.480 Sometimes.

00:52:35.040 No,

00:52:35.460 not really.

00:52:36.500 It's like a struggle session.

00:52:37.840 She says no.

00:52:38.760 It's like,

00:52:39.120 I know, Nancy.

00:52:39.980 You got it.

00:52:40.480 You know what?

00:52:40.960 We're figuring it out.

00:52:42.320 But as long as the people

00:52:43.460 continue to subscribe

00:52:44.480 and give us more money,

00:52:45.280 we can figure this out.

00:52:46.240 Guys, we have to get to the point.

00:52:47.380 Please,

00:52:47.820 the number one thing you could do

00:52:49.100 isn't give us your money.

00:52:50.200 There's not enough of you.

00:52:51.900 You need to share this show

00:52:54.580 with as many people as you can

00:52:56.080 so that we can make enough money

00:52:58.380 to move Nancy out with here 1.00

00:52:59.960 and integrate her into our cult

00:53:02.140 because clearly that's what we're doing,

00:53:03.600 by the way.

00:53:04.680 We're gathering in this community.

00:53:06.140 It's really not that much.

00:53:06.540 It's a real community.

00:53:07.700 Realistically,

00:53:08.220 what we need,

00:53:08.700 we just need to keep Nancy

00:53:09.700 like moist or something like...

00:53:11.240 Yeah,

00:53:11.460 you have to spray her a lot

00:53:12.780 with like a spritzer

00:53:14.500 and then she needs 0.91

00:53:15.820 like a heating rock.

00:53:20.320 You know how much a terrarium

00:53:22.080 of that size costs?

00:53:24.060 It's a lot.

00:53:25.000 I mean,

00:53:25.160 we can make her a small one, 0.99

00:53:26.460 but we like for her

00:53:27.200 to be able to stretch her legs

00:53:28.420 and stuff.

00:53:29.180 So we need a big one.

00:53:30.820 If we can get her a big terrarium

00:53:32.280 and isn't that all the house is?

00:53:34.160 Is just a big terrarium?

00:53:35.560 I saw a great video

00:53:36.960 of how we could

00:53:38.240 effectively help her shed.

00:53:41.420 Oh yeah.

00:53:41.940 They take an air gun.

00:53:43.640 They do and they blow them up.

00:53:45.060 Yeah.

00:53:45.720 Nobody is around

00:53:46.700 to help Nancy shed her skin

00:53:48.320 and in the process

00:53:49.560 it takes a lot longer

00:53:50.580 than it should.

00:53:51.820 She needs,

00:53:52.620 honestly,

00:53:53.160 and she won't say it,

00:53:54.320 but she needs a lot more

00:53:55.760 attention than she'll put on.

00:53:58.880 And I got to say that for her

00:54:00.740 because if you ask her,

00:54:01.720 she will say,

00:54:02.480 no,

00:54:02.940 I'm fine.

00:54:03.200 But the nutrients,

00:54:04.080 the nutrients from the shed,

00:54:05.280 it's shed skin.

00:54:05.620 Well,

00:54:05.740 they still have a powder.

00:54:06.880 You cover her food in the powder

00:54:08.560 and it's like a nutrient-dense powder.

00:54:10.160 It's got a weird smell.

00:54:13.080 Okay.

00:54:13.980 Next day,

00:54:15.020 I was praying and walking.

00:54:16.940 She's never going to come back.

00:54:19.640 Oh.

00:54:22.540 And a similar thing happened.

00:54:24.380 Sadness,

00:54:25.000 grief,

00:54:25.260 and suffering

00:54:26.020 continued to intercede

00:54:27.760 and eventually,

00:54:28.800 as I walked,

00:54:29.700 the emotions faded.

00:54:31.200 Now this happened again.

00:54:32.620 Hold on,

00:54:33.020 Nancy.

00:54:33.360 Are you sad about that?

00:54:34.400 Did we make you sad?

00:54:35.220 Did we go too far,

00:54:36.320 Nancy?

00:54:37.900 No.

00:54:38.300 Nancy's just a magic eight ball. 1.00

00:54:42.760 She's just like,

00:54:43.380 she shakes in and goes,

00:54:45.540 maybe next time.

00:54:47.180 Man,

00:54:47.900 that's interesting.

00:54:48.600 Elohim says,

00:54:49.200 I feel like Nancy is over there

00:54:50.240 quietly drawing

00:54:51.380 very detailed phallic images.

00:54:54.000 I feel like she draws

00:54:55.260 like dead animals.

00:54:57.480 Yeah. 1.00

00:54:58.420 Like how she'd kill them. 1.00

00:55:00.100 Well, 0.99

00:55:00.760 because we don't let her anymore.

00:55:01.760 I think what she draws

00:55:02.760 is like the roadkill

00:55:03.860 that she's seen

00:55:04.600 on her way to work and back.

00:55:06.740 What kind of car

00:55:07.160 do you drive,

00:55:07.680 Nancy?

00:55:09.300 Is it a red Kia Soul?

00:55:12.040 No.

00:55:15.460 You don't drive a Subaru,

00:55:16.800 do you?

00:55:18.040 No.

00:55:19.480 A Hyundai?

00:55:21.100 No.

00:55:22.120 I think she drives a Ford.

00:55:24.220 Oh no,

00:55:24.620 a Chevy Cobalt.

00:55:26.040 Ooh.

00:55:27.180 No.

00:55:28.080 How weird would that have been?

00:55:29.620 A Honda CRV?

00:55:30.720 Last,

00:55:31.040 last guess.

00:55:33.760 No.

00:55:34.120 All right,

00:55:37.060 fine.

00:55:38.000 A flesh interface.

00:55:39.000 You keep your secrets,

00:55:40.100 Nancy.

00:55:40.980 Fine.

00:55:41.640 We'll keep guessing.

00:55:42.400 It's a Jetta.

00:55:43.040 Ooh,

00:55:43.240 it's a Jetta.

00:55:44.220 I think she drives a Jetta.

00:55:45.600 A Volkswagen Jetta?

00:55:48.240 No.

00:55:49.580 All right.

00:55:51.340 Now I have to know.

00:55:52.220 Well,

00:55:52.520 let's put some actual thought into it

00:55:54.100 and then we'll fire off

00:55:55.360 one or two later on.

00:55:56.740 We have to think about this.

00:55:57.700 Clearly the...

00:55:58.900 This is a good,

00:55:59.620 actually,

00:56:00.180 maybe a Suzuki.

00:56:01.460 No,

00:56:01.980 come on.

00:56:02.400 Stop guessing.

00:56:03.240 These are bad guesses.

00:56:04.240 You need to dig deep.

00:56:04.900 Like an 05 Suzuki.

00:56:07.480 No,

00:56:07.980 no,

00:56:08.240 no,

00:56:08.460 no.

00:56:09.360 No.

00:56:10.360 Okay.

00:56:11.120 All right,

00:56:11.460 fine.

00:56:11.600 I'm going to think on it.

00:56:12.340 We're thinking.

00:56:12.940 All right.

00:56:14.780 Now this happened again

00:56:15.820 in the next day at this...

00:56:17.460 Oh,

00:56:17.580 I'm sorry.

00:56:17.880 Now this happened again

00:56:18.840 the next day.

00:56:19.860 I didn't even get the model.

00:56:20.860 I don't even know what's going on.

00:56:22.060 At this point,

00:56:23.140 well,

00:56:23.320 we don't know that.

00:56:23.860 We might have,

00:56:24.260 we just said specific,

00:56:25.400 you know,

00:56:25.880 versions of the model.

00:56:27.680 Makes.

00:56:28.340 At this point,

00:56:29.160 I started to stop and look around

00:56:30.580 and ponder and pray

00:56:31.820 and then keep walking.

00:56:33.880 By the fourth day,

00:56:34.900 and this same experience happened,

00:56:37.040 I came to a very obvious conclusion

00:56:39.300 that it is a house.

00:56:41.700 When I got near this house

00:56:43.200 on my prayer walk,

00:56:44.620 the feelings of fear,

00:56:45.740 pain,

00:56:46.120 grief,

00:56:46.580 torment,

00:56:47.040 suffering,

00:56:47.940 destitution,

00:56:48.760 like someone trapped in a cage

00:56:50.060 crying for help,

00:56:51.600 like abused children,

00:56:53.600 like the worst feelings of hell

00:56:55.500 I could imagine.

00:56:56.820 I didn't have clarity,

00:56:58.400 but it was obviously suffering

00:56:59.900 and it was manifest.

00:57:02.040 I felt it.

00:57:03.180 It was not delusion.

00:57:04.240 It was real.

00:57:04.900 What in the world

00:57:07.600 do I do with that?

00:57:09.280 I had no idea.

00:57:11.320 So when I would go on my walks

00:57:12.980 and go by this house,

00:57:14.520 I would do what I normally did.

00:57:16.680 Cry. 0.75

00:57:18.780 Experience the feelings

00:57:20.180 of suffering and pain.

00:57:21.120 Who is this?

00:57:22.200 Daddy prophet.

00:57:23.500 Daddy prophet buddy

00:57:24.040 is really,

00:57:25.280 really,

00:57:25.660 really,

00:57:25.740 suffering and pain

00:57:29.880 and intercede to God

00:57:31.160 for deliverance

00:57:32.080 and externally,

00:57:33.460 the home looked normal.

00:57:35.520 There were no signs.

00:57:36.680 Daddy prophet buddy,

00:57:37.420 do you drive a Hyundai Elantra?

00:57:39.860 I just feel like you give me

00:57:41.160 a lot.

00:57:41.500 Elantra energy.

00:57:42.000 I didn't say that.

00:57:42.600 Elantra energy.

00:57:43.680 What's that mean?

00:57:44.800 It means what I'm reading.

00:57:48.300 No.

00:57:49.500 Back to Nancy.

00:57:50.420 Do you drive a Volkswagen Beetle?

00:57:52.920 No.

00:57:53.440 No.

00:57:54.100 Do you drive a Ford Focus?

00:57:56.200 Ooh.

00:57:56.740 The older one.

00:57:58.120 Prius.

00:57:59.160 No.

00:57:59.640 All right. 1.00

00:58:00.040 I'm just saying shit now. 0.99

00:58:01.400 No, 0.99

00:58:01.580 the Prius is,

00:58:02.300 she's not going to drive a Prius. 1.00

00:58:03.520 Oh,

00:58:03.840 she's probably like, 0.85

00:58:05.760 Nancy's very,

00:58:07.200 is it a broom,

00:58:08.100 Nancy?

00:58:14.520 She's not answering.

00:58:16.360 Oh,

00:58:16.760 I like that one.

00:58:17.680 Neff Blapsmith says,

00:58:19.440 Nissan Ultima,

00:58:20.420 but that's much more

00:58:21.080 of a drug dealer's car.

00:58:22.580 Are you driving an Ultima?

00:58:24.560 No.

00:58:26.240 She's driving a Toyota.

00:58:28.560 It's a Toyota.

00:58:29.600 Either a Camry

00:58:30.660 or

00:58:32.640 a Corolla.

00:58:34.860 A Corolla,

00:58:35.660 I could see her in a Corolla.

00:58:36.860 You say Corolla,

00:58:37.660 I'm going to say a Nissan Sentry.

00:58:39.520 Nancy?

00:58:39.980 No.

00:58:41.080 No.

00:58:41.500 No to all these things?

00:58:43.240 Yes.

00:58:43.620 Do you take the bus,

00:58:44.460 Nancy?

00:58:45.580 No,

00:58:46.020 I have a car.

00:58:47.400 All right.

00:58:48.060 I thought we were just.

00:58:48.800 Thank God.

00:58:49.900 I was about to be sad.

00:58:50.600 I was like,

00:58:50.840 we got to kick her off this show. 0.99

00:58:52.040 All right.

00:58:53.100 We got to.

00:58:54.720 All right.

00:58:55.280 Where were we?

00:58:56.840 Okay.

00:58:57.420 So

00:58:57.680 I had no.

00:59:02.020 What would I do with that?

00:59:02.940 I had no idea.

00:59:03.700 So when I would go on my walks

00:59:04.920 by this house,

00:59:05.820 I would do what I normally did.

00:59:07.160 Cry,

00:59:07.680 experience the feelings of suffering

00:59:09.140 and pain

00:59:09.620 and intercede to God

00:59:10.720 for deliverance.

00:59:11.940 And externally,

00:59:13.100 the home looked normal.

00:59:14.560 And there was no signs

00:59:15.360 of anyone living there per se.

00:59:17.100 No cars outside,

00:59:18.320 no lights,

00:59:18.840 but the grass never appeared

00:59:20.080 overgrown.

00:59:21.740 I didn't stalk the house.

00:59:23.300 Honestly,

00:59:23.780 that's a qualifier.

00:59:25.260 It's this one here for sure.

00:59:26.780 Decommissioned cop car.

00:59:28.080 Oh,

00:59:28.140 yeah.

00:59:28.560 She got it at one of those auctions.

00:59:30.300 She brought it at an auction.

00:59:31.300 There's been a dead body in it.

00:59:32.720 Yeah.

00:59:33.000 For sure.

00:59:33.480 But she likes that.

00:59:34.580 Yeah.

00:59:34.840 She's like,

00:59:35.740 she asked,

00:59:36.400 has there been a murder in this car?

00:59:38.260 And they said,

00:59:39.060 no.

00:59:39.480 She said,

00:59:40.000 next car.

00:59:40.800 Can there be a murder in this car?

00:59:42.080 Can you guys change that?

00:59:43.500 Is it a,

00:59:43.820 is it a,

00:59:44.340 did you buy it from auction?

00:59:45.480 Is it a decommissioned police car?

00:59:46.840 No,

00:59:49.340 but I would.

00:59:50.320 What is it?

00:59:51.240 I don't know.

00:59:52.020 It's going to drive me crazy.

00:59:54.560 Um,

00:59:55.280 is it newer?

00:59:59.900 Is it of this century?

01:00:02.800 It's not new.

01:00:04.420 Okay.

01:00:04.820 All right.

01:00:05.180 All right.

01:00:05.760 Okay.

01:00:06.520 Fine.

01:00:07.080 All right.

01:00:07.500 God,

01:00:07.840 she is full of secrets.

01:00:10.240 I just can't,

01:00:11.680 can't with this one.

01:00:13.580 Um,

01:00:14.240 uh,

01:00:15.220 okay.

01:00:15.660 So I didn't stalk the house,

01:00:16.880 but it was in my neighborhood.

01:00:18.800 And this experience made me keep watch on it as I drove by or whatever.

01:00:22.540 Nancy drives a hearse.

01:00:23.660 Uh,

01:00:24.020 like,

01:00:24.460 uh,

01:00:25.240 do do do do do do do.

01:00:29.620 Nancy,

01:00:30.060 how close are you?

01:00:30.800 How close are you to the steering wheel when you're driving?

01:00:33.740 Oh,

01:00:33.960 are you like a,

01:00:34.820 like a really close,

01:00:35.720 like I'm a close driver.

01:00:37.300 Are you looking like a close driver?

01:00:38.740 I keep a two hands on it.

01:00:40.360 This is how I adjust my seat.

01:00:41.660 I click the bottom and as far back as it'll go.

01:00:44.300 That's very Puerto Rican.

01:00:45.660 New York of you.

01:00:47.220 And I reach not me,

01:00:48.480 dude.

01:00:48.980 Do one of those.

01:00:49.500 What are you?

01:00:49.800 Are you a,

01:00:50.220 are you a reacher?

01:00:51.140 Are you real close?

01:00:52.900 I say she's close.

01:00:55.760 Close.

01:00:56.220 I guess she's close.

01:00:58.520 Nancy,

01:00:59.080 the nondescript answers are disturbing.

01:01:01.600 She's really driving me nuts here. 1.00

01:01:03.260 Um,

01:01:03.860 let's see.

01:01:04.620 Uh,

01:01:05.020 I lost my spot.

01:01:06.180 So I would watch it as I drove by now.

01:01:07.900 As time progressed,

01:01:08.700 I increased in fellowship with the community.

01:01:11.180 I gradually made a name for myself,

01:01:12.780 not intentionally,

01:01:13.520 but I was full of love and zeal.

01:01:16.200 And I studied the scriptures like an obsessed person and people honored me,

01:01:20.260 but I truly don't know what I was doing anymore than the next person.

01:01:26.860 Just going after God as best I knew.

01:01:30.040 Then things started to happen.

01:01:31.480 Spiritual warfare.

01:01:32.720 I didn't know how to combat. 0.89

01:01:34.360 I got an image of my shins exposed.

01:01:38.240 And I knew the devil was trying to attack me.

01:01:41.740 That my feet may slip.

01:01:43.700 Hmm.

01:01:44.660 I had no. 0.77

01:01:45.580 You usually keep your shins covered or something. 0.97

01:01:47.600 You have your shins exposed quite often. 0.99

01:01:49.700 And the devil, 0.99

01:01:50.320 uh,

01:01:51.120 pursues them.

01:01:52.160 I got shins of steel,

01:01:53.220 baby.

01:01:53.540 He's just looking at him constantly.

01:01:55.620 Uh, 0.87

01:01:56.060 I got an image of my shins exposed. 0.95

01:01:57.880 I, 0.93

01:01:58.120 I,

01:01:58.380 I no longer have a way to stand.

01:02:01.160 That was the impression that he got.

01:02:02.740 And the scriptures.

01:02:04.180 Yeah.

01:02:04.260 You rarely wear shorts.

01:02:05.680 When I do see your shins, 0.95

01:02:07.000 they're very stumped. 0.93

01:02:08.000 Like Olga, 0.93

01:02:08.760 Olga,

01:02:09.120 like legs.

01:02:10.160 That's not true.

01:02:10.500 I have great legs.

01:02:11.440 Uh,

01:02:11.680 I don't,

01:02:12.160 they're just,

01:02:12.760 uh,

01:02:13.920 I don't wear,

01:02:15.040 uh,

01:02:16.960 shorts on this show because my shorts are short.

01:02:19.680 I'm not a knee hider.

01:02:21.720 I'm a knee.

01:02:22.740 And then some exposure.

01:02:24.500 And what happens is when you sit down,

01:02:26.660 they rise up and people,

01:02:28.820 once they get a gander of these thighs, 1.00

01:02:30.300 they go rise up.

01:02:31.700 On your knees,

01:02:32.340 you rise up.

01:02:33.640 No.

01:02:34.260 Uh,

01:02:34.800 and once they,

01:02:35.820 once they see my,

01:02:36.640 my thighs,

01:02:37.480 um,

01:02:38.280 it,

01:02:38.460 it,

01:02:38.760 it would be problematic.

01:02:39.700 Distracting.

01:02:40.880 Distracting is a way to put it.

01:02:42.160 So no,

01:02:42.520 I don't,

01:02:42.880 I don't wear shorts on the show because it would just be,

01:02:45.440 we're so wrong with our,

01:02:46.580 so apparently,

01:02:47.100 uh,

01:02:47.700 Scott knows what,

01:02:49.560 uh,

01:02:49.820 she drives,

01:02:50.640 but we're so wrong with our guesses.

01:02:52.760 It's hilarious. 0.99

01:02:53.800 I literally just slapped myself in my remaining testicle. 0.99

01:02:57.900 When I did that, 0.99

01:02:58.600 why don't you do your own,

01:03:00.080 uh,

01:03:00.740 podcast where you guess people's cars?

01:03:02.820 Oh,

01:03:03.020 how about that?

01:03:03.820 That's it.

01:03:04.240 You just,

01:03:04.920 you,

01:03:05.080 you invite the guests on and they go,

01:03:07.040 what was this?

01:03:07.660 What's the show?

01:03:08.300 What's the topic?

01:03:08.960 And you go,

01:03:09.720 I'm going to guess your car.

01:03:11.020 And when it's over,

01:03:12.000 it's over.

01:03:13.340 It could be,

01:03:14.040 it could be an hour.

01:03:15.540 No,

01:03:15.760 Oh,

01:03:15.960 you go until you nail it.

01:03:17.140 It could be three minutes.

01:03:18.060 You do an intro.

01:03:19.240 Join the,

01:03:19.560 you look so cross-eyed.

01:03:20.660 Join the Patreon.

01:03:22.560 And then boom,

01:03:23.600 once you guess it,

01:03:24.660 it's over.

01:03:25.040 Like,

01:03:25.220 that's the show.

01:03:25.800 Thank you.

01:03:26.320 Yeah.

01:03:26.660 We'll see you later.

01:03:27.440 You know,

01:03:27.640 what's really odd is like,

01:03:28.820 how come you can go cross-eyed,

01:03:30.020 but you can't go wall-eyed.

01:03:31.020 Like you can do it.

01:03:31.880 You can cross your eyes,

01:03:32.980 you know,

01:03:33.180 but you can't do it.

01:03:33.720 You can't go that way.

01:03:34.580 Yeah.

01:03:34.800 I mean,

01:03:35.800 well,

01:03:36.000 the woman seemed to be doing that lately. 1.00

01:03:37.900 Yeah.

01:03:38.840 Maybe it's fear.

01:03:40.600 Fear not.

01:03:41.500 All right,

01:03:41.700 let's keep reading.

01:03:42.340 Where am I?

01:03:43.960 Next day,

01:03:44.500 praying and walking.

01:03:45.520 Similar thing happened.

01:03:46.480 Oh,

01:03:46.620 no,

01:03:46.740 no,

01:03:47.120 no,

01:03:47.360 no,

01:03:47.460 no.

01:03:47.580 I'm,

01:03:47.740 I'm way down here.

01:03:49.500 People loved me because I was filled with zeal.

01:03:52.920 I don't know what that means. 0.82

01:03:54.600 So Satan was going to eat my shins and I was no longer, 0.91

01:03:59.960 going to have a way to stand. 0.94

01:04:00.800 And the scriptures became an affliction to me.

01:04:02.860 Oh,

01:04:03.380 all the verses,

01:04:04.220 a strong rebuke came directed at me.

01:04:06.780 And where Paul teaches that the law no longer has dominion,

01:04:10.160 the new Testament became like a trap.

01:04:12.480 And what was intended for consolation and discernment became torment.

01:04:19.460 Temptations enveloped my thinking.

01:04:21.040 I had been free from pornography and drinking and everything one normally escapes from for Christ.

01:04:28.360 But self-hatred became a companion.

01:04:30.580 When tempted, 0.81

01:04:31.640 I would hit myself in the face. 1.00

01:04:34.080 Yes. 1.00

01:04:34.620 Like a lunatic for fuck's sake. 1.00

01:04:37.680 Hoping that somehow this pain would keep me from the allurements of the flesh. 1.00

01:04:42.540 Whoa.

01:04:43.120 Thoughts of suicide would abound.

01:04:45.740 Were you wearing sackcloth?

01:04:46.900 What were you wearing when these thoughts came on you?

01:04:50.820 No,

01:04:51.040 for that,

01:04:51.360 is that why they wear it?

01:04:52.640 I guess.

01:04:54.400 I thought you were making a rape joke. 1.00

01:04:55.540 John the Baptist wearing sackcloth.

01:04:57.060 Or I think Elijah wearing sackcloth and Elisha after him.

01:05:01.640 It's like,

01:05:02.120 it's a very uncomfortable.

01:05:03.700 It's like camel fur.

01:05:04.860 Yeah. 0.99

01:05:05.400 And it's supposed to suck. 1.00

01:05:07.020 It's supposed to suck. 1.00

01:05:08.880 Yeah. 1.00

01:05:09.640 Punching in your face sucks. 1.00

01:05:12.940 Not even my own thoughts. 1.00

01:05:14.600 Not even my own thoughts.

01:05:15.920 But I remember one time sitting in the back of a church,

01:05:19.200 of church,

01:05:20.240 with just the image.

01:05:21.340 I think they got it.

01:05:22.100 What is it?

01:05:23.080 No way.

01:05:24.920 Is this it, Nancy?

01:05:26.100 Corvette, no shirt.

01:05:26.720 You driving a Corvette?

01:05:28.480 No.

01:05:29.760 Okay.

01:05:31.140 We'll keep thinking.

01:05:32.680 I saw,

01:05:33.520 I saw a Corvette

01:05:34.760 with a

01:05:36.200 Honda Element.

01:05:38.860 No. 1.00

01:05:40.060 Damn, 1.00

01:05:40.400 that was close. 0.99

01:05:41.120 Feel it.

01:05:42.280 I saw a Corvette.

01:05:43.780 Powder blue.

01:05:45.440 Mustard yellow stripes.

01:05:46.640 Oh, yeah?

01:05:47.260 Yep.

01:05:47.560 In the parking lot at

01:05:48.760 Target.

01:05:50.280 I actually made a loop again. 0.99

01:05:51.620 Took a shit on it. 0.98

01:05:52.300 I looked back. 0.99

01:05:53.000 I was like,

01:05:53.280 no way.

01:05:53.760 And it wasn't.

01:05:55.080 It didn't have the red inside.

01:05:55.980 But I was like, 1.00

01:05:56.300 what an asshole. 1.00

01:05:57.800 Why would they make this car? 1.00

01:05:59.920 They fooled me once.

01:06:01.300 Oh,

01:06:01.560 that's a great guess.

01:06:03.360 Curtis V says,

01:06:04.520 Dodge Neon.

01:06:06.600 No.

01:06:07.820 Ooh,

01:06:08.200 PT Cruiser is also a great guess.

01:06:11.480 No.

01:06:12.060 I'll tell you guys

01:06:13.120 after the show.

01:06:14.360 No,

01:06:14.780 don't tell us.

01:06:19.740 Okay.

01:06:23.900 But then things started to happen.

01:06:25.560 I don't know if this is even

01:06:26.380 where I'm at.

01:06:26.900 No, 0.99

01:06:27.140 I'm fucking, 0.99

01:06:27.660 I'm so lost, 0.99

01:06:28.720 dude.

01:06:30.520 Hold on a second.

01:06:31.540 Okay.

01:06:31.740 So I was in the back of the church

01:06:33.120 and I was sitting there

01:06:34.500 and an image of a gun to my head

01:06:36.340 was in my head

01:06:37.820 and others would pray for me,

01:06:39.700 but it seemed to only be

01:06:41.580 a momentary relief.

01:06:42.840 All that to say,

01:06:43.900 I began to be less concerned

01:06:45.260 with holiness

01:06:45.740 as my efforts for perfection

01:06:47.220 seem futile,

01:06:48.340 but God's grace

01:06:49.140 seemed to be within me.

01:06:51.240 I would go on drives

01:06:52.440 and listen to my old hipster favorites

01:06:54.200 that I had discarded

01:06:55.180 since coming to God.

01:06:56.280 It seemed he wanted me to know

01:06:58.800 he was with me

01:06:59.800 in everything,

01:07:00.820 even in the weird

01:07:01.600 and different music I liked.

01:07:03.480 In the midst of these struggles,

01:07:04.980 I found myself watching movies again

01:07:06.540 and I came upon one

01:07:07.700 in particular,

01:07:09.020 Snowpiercer.

01:07:09.800 Oh,

01:07:09.920 I've seen that movie.

01:07:10.580 It's a good one.

01:07:11.160 They're on the train.

01:07:12.200 Yeah.

01:07:12.540 Pretty,

01:07:12.820 pretty good movie.

01:07:14.680 This may have been

01:07:15.720 six months to a year

01:07:16.880 since I encountered

01:07:17.700 what I am now calling

01:07:18.740 the hell house

01:07:19.420 and nothing had come

01:07:20.600 of my feelings

01:07:21.460 and I kind of moved on

01:07:23.680 in other,

01:07:25.300 in life,

01:07:26.160 other than sparingly

01:07:27.200 nagging,

01:07:28.440 other than

01:07:29.540 a sparingly nagging feeling

01:07:31.560 who wants to leave

01:07:33.720 a tormented house

01:07:34.660 like that alone

01:07:35.820 with no change

01:07:37.660 ever occurring.

01:07:39.820 I could walk by it

01:07:41.300 and test it out

01:07:42.580 and yep,

01:07:43.080 still feels like hell.

01:07:44.460 Whatever.

01:07:45.500 It was the,

01:07:46.260 it was beginning,

01:07:47.040 I was beginning to become

01:07:48.140 apathetic.

01:07:49.320 I wanted to serve God

01:07:50.640 and help build his church,

01:07:52.000 but it was like God said,

01:07:53.340 hey,

01:07:53.660 I don't need your help

01:07:54.740 building my church.

01:07:55.580 So I'm watching

01:07:58.000 Snowpiercer

01:07:58.720 and at some point

01:07:59.600 I'm very intrigued

01:08:01.300 by this story.

01:08:02.460 I'm pulled into it

01:08:03.620 and my heart starts

01:08:04.440 to race.

01:08:05.660 For the sake of clarity

01:08:06.620 in case you or others

01:08:07.720 haven't seen,

01:08:08.580 it's Snowpocalypse.

01:08:09.780 Yeah,

01:08:10.120 that's a good way

01:08:10.580 of putting it.

01:08:11.440 Only people alive

01:08:13.160 are on this train

01:08:13.900 going around the world.

01:08:15.980 Imagine a train

01:08:16.800 with a cast system. 0.99

01:08:18.960 Trash people 1.00

01:08:19.720 at the bottom, 0.99

01:08:20.780 Wizard of Oz

01:08:21.220 train conductor

01:08:21.940 at the top,

01:08:22.580 soylent green style,

01:08:24.560 the food is black paste

01:08:26.200 to be discovered,

01:08:27.680 ground up cockroaches,

01:08:28.940 num, num, num, num.

01:08:30.500 What they thought

01:08:31.540 could be deliverance

01:08:32.860 for one child

01:08:33.740 turned out to be slavery.

01:08:35.840 What they thought

01:08:36.700 was the only way

01:08:37.760 of survival

01:08:38.340 turned out to be

01:08:39.140 the fears of men

01:08:40.240 and eventually

01:08:41.280 the main character

01:08:42.060 escapes the train

01:08:43.000 and returns to the earth.

01:08:44.840 My heart pounded.

01:08:45.740 I did not know why,

01:08:47.260 but my heart was racing.

01:08:49.240 Thoughts were racing

01:08:50.040 in my head.

01:08:50.780 I had to go for a walk.

01:08:52.440 I went for the walk

01:08:53.460 and started praying.

01:08:54.900 Walked by the house.

01:08:56.480 Yeah,

01:08:56.800 whatever.

01:08:57.800 And I'm really just buzzing.

01:08:59.780 I'm wrestling

01:09:00.320 with my own inadequacy.

01:09:02.580 I would listen

01:09:03.040 to Adrian Rogers

01:09:04.300 talk about how

01:09:04.980 he decapitated,

01:09:06.400 oh,

01:09:06.580 I'm sorry,

01:09:07.280 he dedicated

01:09:08.100 to God

01:09:09.980 to tell at least

01:09:11.200 one person

01:09:11.840 the gospel every day.

01:09:13.560 And I thought

01:09:13.920 maybe I could just

01:09:14.680 ask one person a day

01:09:15.960 if they knew the gospel.

01:09:17.140 And then I decided,

01:09:18.060 yes,

01:09:18.420 I would try this.

01:09:19.580 And I did for one week,

01:09:20.980 ended up in Colorado

01:09:21.900 and asked a boy

01:09:23.200 with a cross around his neck

01:09:24.360 if he knew the gospel.

01:09:25.840 Poor guy was so excited

01:09:27.780 to tell me

01:09:28.600 thinking I didn't know it,

01:09:30.860 but I just couldn't

01:09:31.600 muster the courage

01:09:32.340 to try to evangelize

01:09:33.560 in a normal way

01:09:34.580 or the way people

01:09:36.600 portrayed sharing the gospel.

01:09:39.180 But it worked out.

01:09:40.780 And he thanked me

01:09:41.980 after telling me

01:09:43.100 the gospel

01:09:43.860 and said,

01:09:44.360 now I know

01:09:45.660 I should go

01:09:46.400 into seminary.

01:09:48.440 He literally

01:09:49.360 made his college decision

01:09:51.200 because a random stranger

01:09:52.320 came up to him

01:09:53.000 and asked him

01:09:53.480 if he knew the gospel.

01:09:54.540 That's what we were

01:09:55.280 talking about yesterday

01:09:56.120 about not necessarily

01:09:57.400 it's not just

01:09:58.480 the gospel,

01:09:59.240 but sometimes you just

01:10:00.300 let that other person 0.98

01:10:02.140 talk.

01:10:02.700 Like,

01:10:03.280 you just ask him

01:10:04.740 a question

01:10:05.160 and then

01:10:05.600 sometimes they answer

01:10:07.380 their own questions

01:10:08.180 or sometimes you could

01:10:09.500 nudge

01:10:10.300 certain ways.

01:10:11.100 you let him go.

01:10:12.660 Let him like roll out

01:10:13.620 their yarn bowl

01:10:15.420 and see what they

01:10:16.180 they got going on.

01:10:18.060 Hmm.

01:10:19.060 But I'm still walking

01:10:20.340 around and praying

01:10:21.320 and thinking that

01:10:22.560 it's a good plan

01:10:23.920 for evangelism

01:10:24.880 and thinking over scriptures

01:10:25.980 and something comes over me

01:10:27.240 regarding the sons of God.

01:10:28.540 I'm getting thoughts

01:10:29.920 that I am God's son

01:10:31.320 and the voices of heresy

01:10:33.440 are screaming

01:10:34.060 but I'm feeling enlightened.

01:10:36.900 I'm on drugs

01:10:38.220 or like I'm on drugs

01:10:39.780 elation about being

01:10:41.920 a son of God

01:10:42.820 like firepower

01:10:44.200 is on me, dude.

01:10:46.220 I get home

01:10:47.200 and I'm done.

01:10:48.280 I get in my car

01:10:49.440 and pull up to this house 0.98

01:10:50.540 this freaking hell house. 0.96

01:10:52.660 I don't know 0.98

01:10:53.380 what I'm going to do

01:10:54.200 but I have to do something.

01:10:55.500 So he immediately drives 0.99

01:10:56.740 damn this dude 0.99

01:10:57.600 That's intense. 1.00

01:10:59.040 This dude is an intense dude.

01:11:01.820 I'm sitting in the driveway

01:11:02.900 no signs of anyone home

01:11:04.920 just praying.

01:11:06.000 Nancy, is your car

01:11:07.080 is your car stolen?

01:11:09.600 Ooh.

01:11:11.200 No.

01:11:12.380 Okay.

01:11:13.540 All right.

01:11:14.120 Never mind.

01:11:15.720 I thought maybe.

01:11:19.400 Right?

01:11:21.060 Could have been.

01:11:23.280 Is it like

01:11:24.240 Okay.

01:11:26.220 All right.

01:11:26.500 Here.

01:11:26.680 Let's narrow it down.

01:11:27.600 Is it American?

01:11:28.900 Does it have four wheels?

01:11:30.980 No, let's just say that.

01:11:31.780 Is it American?

01:11:33.880 No.

01:11:35.100 Okay.

01:11:35.560 All right.

01:11:36.260 Done.

01:11:36.780 It's a Honda.

01:11:38.040 Well, driving a CR

01:11:39.140 She's driving a CRV probably.

01:11:40.720 She's lying.

01:11:41.140 She doesn't even need 0.76

01:11:41.900 to drive a CRV

01:11:42.860 because she doesn't have like 0.98

01:11:44.080 she's like,

01:11:44.740 I want to

01:11:45.080 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:11:46.200 Nancy.

01:11:47.120 She's been in the military.

01:11:49.620 Right.

01:11:51.440 She lives out in the desert.

01:11:53.380 Maybe she's got an affinity

01:11:55.440 for something a little bit

01:11:56.820 not just 0.98

01:11:58.660 gay like a sedan. 1.00

01:12:01.120 Although, you know, 0.99

01:12:01.920 I'm sorry if you do have a sedan.

01:12:03.480 I don't mean it's gay.

01:12:04.300 I drive a sedan.

01:12:04.960 Um, but like,

01:12:06.720 is it a Tacoma?

01:12:13.540 No.

01:12:14.240 I used to have one.

01:12:15.720 Ooh, okay.

01:12:16.820 That's interesting.

01:12:18.160 Interesting.

01:12:19.100 We're getting close.

01:12:19.660 Oh my God.

01:12:20.340 No, no, no.

01:12:20.920 It's not.

01:12:21.120 Wait, wait, wait.

01:12:21.480 That's enough questions.

01:12:22.560 That's enough questions.

01:12:23.420 That's American.

01:12:24.360 Okay.

01:12:24.540 I get an image of, uh,

01:12:27.860 like chariots and angels and things.

01:12:32.340 Grayscale,

01:12:33.020 but it's like freaking reinforcement troops

01:12:35.420 of the heavenly variety.

01:12:37.080 I don't know,

01:12:37.780 but I'm struck by the fact

01:12:39.440 that they are behind me.

01:12:40.820 They are behind me.

01:12:42.100 It's up to me to move. 1.00

01:12:43.840 Damn. 0.99

01:12:44.820 I get out of the car. 1.00

01:12:46.580 I'm praying.

01:12:47.700 I'm nervous.

01:12:48.760 My heart pounding.

01:12:50.300 I thank God for his light.

01:12:52.580 I walk up to the front door.

01:12:53.940 I'm quiet.

01:12:55.880 Standing in the front of the door

01:12:58.700 and just praying.

01:13:00.280 I don't know what to do.

01:13:01.940 About to turn around.

01:13:03.640 Nope.

01:13:04.500 I step up.

01:13:05.960 I put my hand on the door

01:13:07.440 and I pray.

01:13:09.100 Now, right when I put my hand on the door,

01:13:12.020 what happens is a very loud,

01:13:13.720 loud sound erupts from the house.

01:13:16.840 A dog or dogs barking.

01:13:19.920 I mean, right.

01:13:20.800 Abandoned house?

01:13:21.640 No.

01:13:22.880 Just haunted house.

01:13:23.800 It's like a hell house.

01:13:24.880 He just gets really horrifying feelings

01:13:27.320 of like captives.

01:13:29.860 Right.

01:13:30.300 Every time he passes by the house.

01:13:31.860 It sounds to me like what he's alluding to

01:13:33.200 is like this is one of those situations

01:13:34.540 where like somebody's in the basement

01:13:36.100 type of deal.

01:13:37.620 Um, so as soon as he puts his hand on the door,

01:13:42.580 the dogs instantly start barking from the house.

01:13:45.180 Like right when he puts his hand on the door,

01:13:47.680 the loudest, most aggressive growling bark erupts

01:13:50.760 from inside the house.

01:13:52.280 I thought no one was home.

01:13:54.300 I'm a crazy person praying over a house

01:13:56.600 I know nothing about.

01:13:57.580 And so I emphasize that I didn't make much sound,

01:14:02.500 but I'm sorry.

01:14:05.420 It was my hand touching the door.

01:14:08.180 I broke a boundary or something

01:14:10.220 and something did not like it at all.

01:14:12.800 And it screamed at me in the voice of dogs.

01:14:16.800 Whoa.

01:14:17.480 Dog man.

01:14:18.560 I had no context for those things at the time,

01:14:21.360 nor underground tunnels,

01:14:23.180 nor covert trafficking,

01:14:25.300 all of which I now suspect.

01:14:27.240 But I got out of there.

01:14:29.100 The sound surprised me enough

01:14:30.300 that whatever was getting me all riled up

01:14:32.380 had passed.

01:14:33.140 And I just left in wonderment

01:14:36.380 and hope that I did the right thing.

01:14:39.380 And since that time,

01:14:40.380 the feelings of grief and sorrow

01:14:41.620 when walking by the house slowly faded.

01:14:43.920 Whether I did something for someone,

01:14:45.520 I don't know,

01:14:46.500 but I certainly did something.

01:14:48.440 And that's the hell house.

01:14:51.300 Sorry for my grandma. 1.00

01:14:53.400 Egg seven Negroes. 1.00

01:14:54.940 What the hell does that mean? 0.99

01:14:56.820 Sorry for my grandma.

01:14:58.740 Is that a spell?

01:15:00.520 Did you just cast a spell on us, dog?

01:15:03.580 I have no idea.

01:15:04.900 I have no idea what that means.

01:15:06.100 Nancy, can you provide any insight on that?

01:15:07.800 Did we miss something, Nancy?

01:15:08.740 Did he just cast a spell on us?

01:15:11.540 No.

01:15:14.900 Not going to explain, just no.

01:15:16.520 Well, she knows.

01:15:17.300 No, what does it mean?

01:15:18.360 She knows what he did.

01:15:19.040 She knows what it means.

01:15:20.260 It was a yes or no question.

01:15:22.560 That's true.

01:15:23.220 So he did not.

01:15:25.680 But I don't know what that last one means.

01:15:27.500 Egg seven.

01:15:29.740 What the hell was the last thing? 0.90

01:15:32.800 Egg seven Negro. 1.00

01:15:36.300 Egg seven Negroes. 1.00

01:15:38.560 Sorry for my grandma. 0.97

01:15:40.540 Oh, sorry for my grammar.

01:15:42.800 It's a joke.

01:15:44.560 We just, we're about to spiral.

01:15:46.520 And what does egg seven Negroes mean? 1.00

01:15:48.440 Egg seven Negroes. 1.00

01:15:52.980 Egg seven Negro. 1.00

01:15:56.280 I don't know what any of this means. 0.95

01:15:57.540 Oh, egg seven.

01:16:00.440 Z-Man. 0.95

01:16:01.620 Z-Man. 1.00

01:16:02.800 Damn. 1.00

01:16:04.920 This guy hit us with the most cryptic. 1.00

01:16:06.560 Got you.

01:16:07.520 Yeah.

01:16:07.740 Okay.

01:16:07.960 Very cool.

01:16:08.660 Sorry.

01:16:09.160 We're just a little bit sketched out.

01:16:10.820 You got to be careful with us.

01:16:11.940 Yeah, dude.

01:16:12.260 I'm super sketched out.

01:16:13.600 Yep.

01:16:13.840 So I had a moment like that once.

01:16:17.540 And it's something that I don't know that I've talked about on the show.

01:16:19.700 I haven't talked about it on the show in a while.

01:16:22.980 But I was at work one day and there was a homeless encampment next to my job.

01:16:30.900 So the place that I worked right before I started doing the show full time.

01:16:34.200 I remember this.

01:16:34.740 Yeah.

01:16:34.780 Oh, snap. 0.99

01:16:35.420 I got to sneeze.

01:16:36.920 He's going to do it.

01:16:39.700 God, there's no lights up there.

01:16:41.020 It's ruined.

01:16:42.560 Ruined because there's no lights up there.

01:16:45.060 Anyway.

01:16:45.460 So, um, I'm working, I'm like grinding something or whatever.

01:16:50.660 And I can hear that the homeless encampment next to my job has got a dog now.

01:16:55.340 And, um, and I just remember thinking like, that's not cool.

01:16:59.280 You know, I don't like when homeless people have dogs.

01:17:02.380 I mean, it's kind of a double-edged sword because I get you want companionship.

01:17:07.160 You're, you're sad, but like the homeless people out here aren't really homeless because

01:17:12.360 they lost their job.

01:17:13.860 They don't deserve dogs is what you're saying.

01:17:15.680 Correct.

01:17:16.160 And so I thought it was, um, I thought it was messed up.

01:17:19.180 And, um, so one day I noticed that I just didn't hear the dog anymore.

01:17:27.260 And I go, that's weird.

01:17:28.560 Like what the hell?

01:17:30.460 And this is over the span of like a week.

01:17:32.640 And then eventually I do hear like a crack, like the crack of a round going off.

01:17:38.440 Oh yeah.

01:17:39.040 Yeah.

01:17:39.180 But it was like early in the morning and a lot of other people weren't there.

01:17:42.060 I think it was the only guy in the shop at the time because I used to get there earlier

01:17:44.600 than everybody else.

01:17:45.280 So I can get out earlier than everybody else.

01:17:47.220 Um, and so, um, I, I start getting kind of like obsessive in my mind of like, you know,

01:17:55.320 I haven't heard that dog in a while.

01:17:56.860 Like after I hear that round crack off and I start to just think in my mind, I draw this

01:18:01.200 correlation.

01:18:01.780 We like, they shot the dog.

01:18:02.940 Right.

01:18:04.080 And so one day, uh, I used to leave for lunch and I would walk to a thrift store that was

01:18:10.600 like down the street and just to get a little walk on lunch.

01:18:13.200 And, and I'm walking by and, uh, and something just is like drawing me to this Creek that runs

01:18:23.360 parallel to the sidewalk that I, I walk on.

01:18:25.500 So the entire walk to the thrift shop, there was a Creek running parallel for the whole length

01:18:29.360 of it.

01:18:29.580 It's not a long walk.

01:18:30.320 It's like a, you know, seven minute walk and the Creek's there the whole time.

01:18:35.360 Um, and I'm kind of that weird dude where like, I will go on a lunch break and I'll

01:18:40.480 find a Creek to sit by, you know, like I will leave, everybody else will get together and 0.99

01:18:45.320 have lunch together and shoot the shit. 0.99

01:18:46.580 I will leave off by myself. 1.00

01:18:48.820 I'll find like the woods.

01:18:49.940 I've done that always.

01:18:50.920 Like I'll find a nice place to stare at the water.

01:18:53.660 And, um, so this isn't really like out of the norm for me, but I feel drawn to this Creek

01:18:59.340 and I'm walking by it.

01:19:02.200 And I kind of notice that there's a black garbage bag sitting in the middle of the Creek.

01:19:06.380 And immediately my mind goes like the dogs in that bag.

01:19:10.020 And, um, but I can't get to it.

01:19:13.580 And so I, I kind of leave it alone.

01:19:15.920 And then on the way back from the thrift shop, I can't help it.

01:19:20.560 I go and I, I look again and I'm like, that bag is just like really sitting in this Creek.

01:19:26.220 This Creek is shallow, you know, maybe this deep or something like that.

01:19:30.040 So, you know, you step in it, the mud's going to take you, but the water is really not that

01:19:33.740 deep at all.

01:19:34.460 But the way this bag is pinned down in the water, I'm like something heavy is in there.

01:19:39.820 I make note of it.

01:19:40.920 I continue my walk over the next like couple of days.

01:19:44.400 And then I start noticing a really heavy smell of death.

01:19:48.760 And it's always right when I pass that bag.

01:19:50.880 Now I'm getting like obsessed.

01:19:52.720 Haven't heard that dog.

01:19:54.660 And the homeless encampment just has a weird vibe coming from it.

01:19:58.640 And, um, there's like a lot of tension.

01:20:02.100 I'll hear them screaming at each other.

01:20:03.600 Like they're about to get into a fight.

01:20:05.220 And then like they, you know, they won't get into a fight, but I'm like, they're getting

01:20:08.040 tense out there, you know?

01:20:10.380 And, um, one day I just have enough.

01:20:14.140 I come back to my shop.

01:20:16.060 I still have enough time on break.

01:20:18.020 I fish around.

01:20:19.380 There's gotta be some plywood.

01:20:20.400 There is, I literally grabbed the plywood over my head and I walked down the street.

01:20:25.460 I bet he's that dude.

01:20:27.140 I am.

01:20:27.780 And I put the plywood in the water.

01:20:29.980 It doesn't make it all the way.

01:20:31.420 I still like get, you know, up to almost my, like my mid shin in mud trying to get to it.

01:20:38.360 Um, but, but I, I grabbed that bag and I go to tug on it and I, and I'm like, yeah,

01:20:44.640 there's something in here, dude.

01:20:45.820 There's something heavy in here.

01:20:47.040 So I dragged the bag onto the grass and I give it a little tear and I could see fur and 0.99

01:20:52.760 I'm like, son of a bitch, man. 1.00

01:20:54.060 They killed this dog. 1.00

01:20:55.400 So I call the non-emergency line.

01:20:58.940 They tell me they're dispatching like animal control and I got to stand there.

01:21:02.740 So I stand there.

01:21:04.860 Lady comes over and I'm like nosy.

01:21:07.960 Right.

01:21:08.360 So I'm like, you know, it was this thing.

01:21:11.540 Raven narked on the hobos.

01:21:12.740 I did, dude.

01:21:13.500 So, so I go, um, you know, I'm, I want to know.

01:21:19.520 And she's just like, yeah, let's take it over here and find out.

01:21:22.360 And I'm like, Oh, what?

01:21:23.420 Like she's actually gonna show me, you know?

01:21:25.740 So she brings it back, uh, to my job.

01:21:29.840 Cause that was the nearest parking lot for her truck and she rips it open and she's mulling 0.65

01:21:34.260 over it and she's like, it doesn't look like it's been shot.

01:21:37.660 So I don't know if they ever shot it, if they choked the thing, whatever.

01:21:41.220 Like, but they were, I just remember hearing it bark so much that I was like, I bet you

01:21:46.160 it's pissing those people off and they don't know how to deal with it.

01:21:48.960 You know what I mean?

01:21:49.700 So, um, dog has no bullet wound, but then because the dog was, you know, found dead.

01:21:57.840 Nancy, what's that say?

01:21:58.600 What's that say?

01:22:00.520 I don't know.

01:22:01.900 All right.

01:22:02.280 Keep your secrets.

01:22:04.180 I think she knows.

01:22:05.460 Go ahead.

01:22:06.420 Um, they launched an investigation.

01:22:09.100 Long story short, there's a dead guy in there.

01:22:12.380 It was a guy.

01:22:13.340 There was a dude in there in the homeless encampment.

01:22:15.420 They shot and killed one of their fellow.

01:22:17.540 That's right.

01:22:18.000 I forgot this story.

01:22:18.860 It's a good story.

01:22:19.480 Yeah.

01:22:19.620 One of their fellow dudes.

01:22:20.820 So how'd the dog die?

01:22:22.900 Who knows?

01:22:23.460 Could have been dude killed the dog and they killed him for killing the dog.

01:22:26.840 You don't know what the hell happened, but I'm telling you like the feeling of, um,

01:22:31.700 fear and anger was pouring off that place.

01:22:34.180 And I was just being nagged, nagged to go and see this.

01:22:38.800 Let me tell you afterwards, they cleared out that encampment.

01:22:43.260 And so, of course, as soon as they did, I've got to go now and see what's up.

01:22:47.460 And it just reeked of darkness in there. 0.99

01:22:50.640 There was like several different areas in the woods where they were gathering into their own little sub camps and shit. 0.98

01:22:58.080 And, um, they had all been cleared out of there, but a lot of their debris was left behind. 0.95

01:23:01.680 And you could just feel it.

01:23:02.620 Like there was something really, but they.

01:23:05.020 There was a murder across from your, uh, your, your, your, like house.

01:23:09.240 Um, which one, uh, right in the community in the field, they're building another community.

01:23:16.680 It's like down going towards Sumter from you.

01:23:20.520 Uh, yeah, just cops in there in the field.

01:23:22.640 They found a body that's been decaying for a while.

01:23:25.360 Uh, on four 41.

01:23:27.520 No, 66, 66.

01:23:29.880 That's interesting.

01:23:31.220 Uh, yeah, I don't know, man, but that, that whole, uh, what is the darkness?

01:23:35.420 It wasn't that the darkness smelled like anything.

01:23:37.620 It was just like, it felt a heaviness.

01:23:39.780 It felt like I was in a spooky place.

01:23:42.680 Like when I was in that, it's only a small short walk.

01:23:45.560 Cause sometimes I could see them through the trees.

01:23:47.840 I'd be in the back doing something.

01:23:49.440 I had a painting booth out there.

01:23:50.620 So after I was finished welding something, I take it back there.

01:23:53.460 I'd start painting it and I'd be able to just turn around and I'd see them.

01:23:56.780 I could hear their conversation.

01:23:57.900 That's how close they were to me.

01:23:59.220 And so the only thing that separated me from them was the tree line, a little bit of a hop and a skip into the woods.

01:24:04.600 And you're in there and it felt like a different, you're in the woods canopy and there is like a spooky haunted feeling.

01:24:12.240 Um, so yeah, I don't know.

01:24:14.340 Yeah.

01:24:14.700 So no, so your dog investigation led to a dead vagrant whom no one cared enough to drag away from camp.

01:24:20.940 And now those homeless have no way home.

01:24:23.000 Way to go, David.

01:24:24.020 What happened?

01:24:24.780 Did they, I mean, they're never going to find anybody.

01:24:26.500 They cleared them out and they're just gone.

01:24:28.220 Um, I don't think they bought, there's no, there's nobody to persecute or anything like that.

01:24:31.720 There's no, they're not going to loss, you know, launch a forensic investigation.

01:24:35.160 It's just another dead hobo.

01:24:36.840 And they just tell them like, clear out.

01:24:38.640 This is, this is what horrifies me about, well, what you did yesterday.

01:24:41.440 We're not going to mention on the show.

01:24:43.360 Um, the, that body, Matt's friend that, uh, just gets shot.

01:24:49.140 It's like that body.

01:24:50.260 What did I do?

01:24:51.280 We'll talk about it after.

01:24:52.720 Um, we'll tell Nancy after it.

01:24:54.280 When she will trade information.

01:24:55.840 We'll end the show in five minutes or less than that.

01:24:57.760 But, uh, but I bought more stuff for my gun.

01:25:01.340 No, no, I'll tell you.

01:25:02.760 Um, the, the body was so badly decomposed.

01:25:05.880 That's like a cross from the area that I'm like, I immediately like we read the story

01:25:10.260 and I was like, they'll never find who did that.

01:25:12.380 It's like just the elements alone.

01:25:14.400 Oh yeah.

01:25:15.060 Of like, it's crazy how many unsolved murders there are.

01:25:18.240 Like we think that these things get solved.

01:25:19.960 They don't.

01:25:20.940 It's no, no, definitely not.

01:25:22.480 Like I said, they didn't, they just told them to disperse.

01:25:25.440 And that was it.

01:25:26.320 I'm glad though, that it went down that way because I'm there.

01:25:31.040 Uh, well, check this out.

01:25:33.080 So I worked at a steel shop.

01:25:35.380 Cameras look really good today.

01:25:36.740 Gotta say they do.

01:25:38.300 We dialed it in baby.

01:25:39.720 I worked at a steel shop and there's a homeless encampment next to it.

01:25:44.280 And my boss, who is a lovely dude, awesome guy and a real good dude, but I disagreed wholeheartedly

01:25:53.000 with this decision, literally told them one day, if you ever need anything, feel free

01:25:59.540 to come over here.

01:26:00.680 It's okay.

01:26:01.320 Like he basically told them, we're not going to be alarmed if we find you on the property.

01:26:06.380 That's a mistake.

01:26:07.160 There's no fence separating us from them.

01:26:09.740 Yeah.

01:26:10.120 Just a tree line.

01:26:11.940 And the way it's set up is like, nobody would, nobody could see.

01:26:16.420 I, I had shown up some mornings and like they were just here.

01:26:19.480 I can feel that they were just here.

01:26:22.220 The stank, the grease.

01:26:23.340 It's just like, you just know, cause the place hasn't woken up yet.

01:26:27.160 You know, I show up at like six o'clock in the morning.

01:26:29.560 Everybody else showed up at like nine.

01:26:31.540 Yeah.

01:26:31.940 Florida is like real weird.

01:26:32.900 They're just starting late.

01:26:34.140 And, um, and I could tell when I'm the first person there and this place hasn't woken up

01:26:38.820 yet.

01:26:39.000 And then there's other times when I've showed up and I'm like, feels like people have

01:26:41.360 already been here.

01:26:41.920 And I don't know how to explain that.

01:26:42.740 It just feels like it.

01:26:44.400 They're homeless.

01:26:45.740 This is a steel shop.

01:26:47.460 There's aluminum.

01:26:48.380 They're stainless.

01:26:49.160 There's copper.

01:26:50.220 S T E A L. 0.99

01:26:51.900 Exactly.

01:26:52.740 So, so, uh, and I even asked him about that.

01:26:55.420 I said, Hey, you don't get the impression they've been stealing from us.

01:26:58.520 And he goes, if they do, they need it more than I do.

01:27:02.000 And I'm like, that's great, but I'm here alone in the morning and I'm always strapped.

01:27:07.860 I was strapped at work.

01:27:08.740 It wasn't a big deal in that way, but I don't want to kill it.

01:27:12.200 So when they left, I was like, good man, because there was times that place.

01:27:20.100 Now that I come to think about it too, that place was really weird.

01:27:22.420 And you can feel them looking at you.

01:27:23.700 I was constantly seeing shadows.

01:27:25.840 I would be welding and I stopped me like, what the was that?

01:27:28.760 And I'd lift my shield up and there's like nobody there, but I felt like I just saw somebody

01:27:33.420 run by all the time, all the time, all the time.

01:27:38.860 And so I'm on edge for like three hours before my boss and everybody else shows up.

01:27:44.060 So yeah, man, when I cleared that homeless kid, when I cleared that homeless camp out,

01:27:48.080 I felt a lot better because, you know, they killed a dog.

01:27:55.420 They killed a dude.

01:27:57.040 Yeah.

01:27:57.500 You think they're not going to come by and steal some scrap?

01:27:59.600 They killed it. 0.97

01:28:00.260 Like, yeah, they're killing people. 0.96

01:28:01.680 They're screaming at each other in the morning.

01:28:03.460 Like they're about to fist fight.

01:28:05.140 It really is like, I don't know.

01:28:08.460 People think that we're really civilized.

01:28:12.200 Like this is like, oh, this is a super civilized place.

01:28:14.840 And that stuff happens.

01:28:17.580 Like where I used to live under the boardwalk, they'd just be every so often a dead body.

01:28:22.480 And then people will go, as a matter of fact, one of my friends was swimming in the Seagate.

01:28:26.220 I don't know if you remember where Seagate is in the Seagate part of the beach.

01:28:29.640 And he's like, he's a lifeguard.

01:28:30.900 He's swimming and he grabs and it's just the whole body.

01:28:34.760 It's the head, the person's head.

01:28:36.940 They take it out.

01:28:37.940 Yeah.

01:28:38.360 Yeah.

01:28:38.580 And it's just like, who was that?

01:28:39.980 It's like, nobody's ever figured it out.

01:28:42.720 That's gnarly.

01:28:43.320 Some dude's just missing.

01:28:44.560 That's gnarly.

01:28:45.220 Yeah.

01:28:45.380 Well, when you have an overwhelming homeless population like that, I mean, obviously the

01:28:48.940 city has that.

01:28:50.600 Society has a thin veneer over absolute chaos.

01:28:53.400 Agreed.

01:28:53.860 That's what it is.

01:28:54.940 Agreed.

01:28:56.460 The area that I lived in, that Port Ritchie area is Tampa Bay.

01:28:59.900 There's a real serious homeless problem out there.

01:29:02.800 That's one thing that I hadn't seen back where I was from was like, you get homeless people,

01:29:07.540 but these are homeless encampments, encampments.

01:29:12.000 So every patch of forest, like I remember walking one day on my lunch break, as I often

01:29:17.860 did, and I had to piss and I see like a patch of woods, which was not uncommon in that area.

01:29:23.520 So I walk up into the patch of woods.

01:29:25.140 I start pissing and I realized like, oh, I'm right next to an encampment.

01:29:30.220 And these dudes just get up and just stand up and stare at me.

01:29:34.620 And I'm just finishing pissing and I'm looking at them and they're looking at me and I shake 0.98

01:29:39.960 my shit and I turn around and walk away. 0.98

01:29:42.920 But like they're staring at me as if I am on their property. 1.00

01:29:47.000 Let's end the show because I really do want to tell you what you what you forgot.

01:29:51.160 All right, guys, it's been another great episode.

01:29:53.620 We'll see you in a few minutes or if you're not watching in time, we'll see you next time

01:29:58.700 on another episode of Dragon Ball Z of Dragon Ball the Squad.

01:30:04.040 The greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room.

01:30:10.300 It is constantly telling us what to believe is real.

01:30:14.120 You can persuade us that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see.

01:30:19.460 Because they'll laugh in the face of an expedition that portrays the bigger picture of what's going on.

01:30:28.100 And they have.

01:30:28.820 But don't really think about that.

01:30:30.260 You.

01:30:30.520 You are and I.

01:30:31.680 My synodically.

01:30:32.280 You.

01:30:34.860 I'm so excited.

01:30:35.900 I am.

01:30:37.520 I am.

01:30:37.660 I'm so excited.

01:30:50.140 You.

01:30:50.360 I am.

01:30:51.380 I am.

Nephilim Death Squad - October 02, 2025

Restroom Demon？! Shadow People & Panama “Alien” ｜ NDS Chronicles： 036

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