Nephilim Death Squad - The Return of Red Hoodie

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00:00:30.000 Welcome, Black, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles,

00:00:58.900 the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony i am david lee corbo aka the raven

00:01:05.980 that is top lobster the father of disinformation what's up and we want to tell you where you can

00:01:14.600 go to pay us we were just talking about how they could pay us pay how they should pay us more

00:01:19.980 patreon pay yeah it's in the name.com forward slash nephilim death squad go there make your

00:01:26.900 money our money uh gain early access to episodes we we record a lot that's actually really worth

00:01:32.560 saying i say that's a maybe the second most important aspect of patreon it seems like the

00:01:37.100 the number one is the community but the the the secondary is the fact that we record uh sometimes

00:01:42.840 multiple episodes a day we're recording five days a week so there's a lot of content i'm pretty sure

00:01:46.640 we did something illegal yesterday well don't say it twice okay i'll say it all right go ahead tell

00:01:51.780 other people yeah i mean it's like it's what's the word unethical and sneaky and sneaky and uh

00:01:58.160 is it stealing no it's our content would you go as far as to say it's stealing nancy

00:02:03.860 stealing stealing you say that anyway the point is that like we're doing these other shows nancy

00:02:09.300 you can chime whenever you feel like say whatever you want nancy

00:02:11.500 oh man she leaves us hanging so hard it's crazy it's crazy um

00:02:18.380 we did uh let's get freaky yeah tommy cullum we did his show in the morning yep that airs

00:02:25.980 sometime next week but if you're a patreon member you get that right now we also did a banger show

00:02:31.140 on tim foil hat and that's already there for you guys yeah if you guys see it and i'm pretty sure

00:02:37.740 sam would never have us back on the show if he knew we did that i don't know if he would i mean

00:02:41.440 he seems to really like us yeah yeah i think so i think sam tripley really likes us and he'll let

00:02:45.720 us do i don't know pretty much whatever we want to let us do whatever yeah yeah so um yeah i mean

00:02:50.860 there's all kinds of perks but that's gonna drop probably in two weeks that's that's on patreon

00:02:54.780 patreon.com forward slash neflin that's what get there get early also we're in talks right now on

00:02:59.740 patreon with the people who matter the people who pay us um about roheny and grove i've been talking

00:03:04.820 to him this morning about it because you know i'm trying to iron out some details so we can get

00:03:07.880 this fucking ball rolling word and um so yeah man i mean it's just a lot of there's a lot of cool

00:03:13.120 things this is fucked up because like it's like usually i'll get the venue but i'm like you want

00:03:17.100 to do it you do it this and i'm watching no i'm like figure out this thing that he doesn't only

00:03:21.380 reason that i'm having any trouble is because i want the vip day here yeah but we are in the

00:03:25.800 villages and our and our options are limited and if we open up the options to like 40 minutes

00:03:30.700 outside the villages then there's a bunch of stuff that could happen but i didn't want people

00:03:34.660 necessarily have to commute that far turns out the patreon members who are the ones that are

00:03:37.560 going to be the vip members they're like i don't give a fuck we'll drive an extra 35 40 minutes

00:03:42.320 to the venue after the vip day how far they're willing to go yeah how about two hours how about

00:03:47.180 new jersey how about new jersey going to do it at the dojo of comedy in new jersey uh that would

00:03:52.400 be a good idea if we decided to go uh mobile yeah that would be cool that seems like a lofty

00:03:56.820 endeavor as well i don't know we'll figure it out also discount codes off of merchandise from

00:04:00.040 top lobster.com is there sell merch yeah panda fly said that we had uh sam and the boys laughing

00:04:06.220 so much and that was oh we did that was a big win for me oh yeah because we had them there was a

00:04:10.580 couple moments where we had him cracking up like look at us fucking funny guys huh making them

00:04:14.020 laugh yeah you know what it's like you can't really show them too much respect no you can't

00:04:18.540 yeah if you do it's a anyway uh go buy a shirt uh maybe a blap shirt maybe yeah i like the blap

00:04:24.140 shirt that's a good one shirt i gotta put up new designs i'm just you're a busy guy you're

00:04:28.300 you're 3d printing an entire studio the fear not the fear not's a banger shirt i mean we're doing

00:04:33.820 chronicles today right that's what we're doing or that's what we're doing yeah we're gonna do

00:04:36.720 chronicles you sure well there was some debate about whether or not we're gonna be doing neft

00:04:41.240 to america or chronicles given that some fun stuff has happened but it's important that we

00:04:45.460 read people's stories it is because it's the well's going dry but anyway i was wearing that

00:04:49.940 fear not shirt at texas roadhouse my favorite place to eat yeah didn't they have cockroaches

00:04:54.640 recently i don't give a fuck all right uh not not in my state and i was wearing my fear not shirt

00:05:02.200 and some guy came up to me and he's like he's standing like like medicine by the table big

00:05:06.960 dude yeah and he's probably from around here i hope he watches this um yeah he's gonna show up

00:05:10.840 and kill us he's like standing there and i'm with my whole family and i look up and i'm like

00:05:14.620 what's up bro yeah and he's like i see i see that that was on your shirt yeah i'm like oh

00:05:21.100 shit he's got black no no no white white dude just bad with words looks like honestly when i saw him

00:05:26.820 i was like this is our demographic of podcast listener okay i was like this guy will listen

00:05:31.700 we do to the show we do have there's a type is a there's a type when you come into when you come

00:05:37.200 into the coffee shop yeah you can walk in and before i i pass everything oh i'll typically know

00:05:41.980 i do a scan and uh you'll know like number one who's watching the podcast and also who is like

00:05:47.800 knows who you are yeah i always want to say that for the love of god i know this is gonna say this

00:05:52.520 is gonna sound like a selfish this is a selfish request but shower not not even the shower the

00:05:58.080 showering thing is fine i never smelled an nds fan uh and been like oh no but it's just a look

00:06:02.780 when we do the event i don't know maybe just like if something if you put something on i don't know

00:06:07.660 maybe it's not so bad if it has buttons buttons maybe it's not so bad if it has buttons how dare

00:06:12.060 you well i'm just saying the last two days i've seen more of your chest than i've ever seen in

00:06:15.820 my life i don't care if they're unbuttoned but just have some buttons oh you know what i'm saying

00:06:20.580 like that option have the option just look look you know so that maybe we could do it at the

00:06:25.600 venue again that's all i'm saying because we might go to a theater blaming them and not jake

00:06:29.240 shields okay jake shields and the race war thing is a little bit crazy we had a gay dude there too

00:06:33.760 that pretty sure elijah i was talking about atma no no no no no for real so the guy comes up to me

00:06:42.780 he's like hey man i seen that shit on your shirt yeah and i go yeah and i was like well what were

00:06:48.020 you on because i was like you were definitely on a drug he was like yeah he was doing uh i forget

00:06:52.160 what it's called ayahuasca one of these things okay and he said i saw it i didn't even know what

00:06:56.500 it was like i didn't read the bible didn't understand the concept of these type of entities

00:07:01.800 what did it what did it how did it what did it say he said it was a fucking wheel with eyes that

00:07:06.380 was spinning like crazy and i i don't know he said he was scared yeah but i didn't get to really

00:07:11.620 talk that much about him because i kind of trying to eat that fucking cinnamon butter biscuit

00:07:14.760 no i had the steak and i was like you see yeah you know yeah there's roaches in my steak that

00:07:20.080 i really have to get i have to get to before they get cold before the roaches get cold

00:07:24.080 somebody said they're gonna wear v-necks if you guys wear v-necks they have to be impossibly deep

00:07:32.600 these fucking people keep asking me they're like can you sell v-necks like can you sell

00:07:35.640 no v-necks trash yeah dude well i don't know maybe we do like real deep fees real deep fees

00:07:41.420 like just above the belly button v-neck yeah i'm fine with that that's some ho shit got that

00:07:45.740 that is some ho shit all right we're gonna read some stories or what i just thought well this was

00:07:49.380 this was a story so he's telling me about it and i had to cut him off i'd be like hey listen man i'm

00:07:53.000 eating um yeah no no i didn't say that but i was like yeah and i was like he's like i know you

00:07:56.900 think i'm crazy and i was like bitch i'm wearing a shirt i was like actually i do a podcast and

00:08:01.640 this is what we talk about he's like what are you talking about what's the name of the podcast

00:08:03.960 and i told him the name and then he like writes it down to great now he's gonna fucking kill us

00:08:08.020 he's listening to it i mean he said he's gonna listen to it but i was like yeah i was like no

00:08:11.500 your story's not crazy i was like i probably heard it like three or four times already

00:08:15.080 that people have seen these things these entities or whatever i was like yeah you saw a biblically

00:08:18.780 a biblically accurate angel yeah biblioteca biblioteca

00:08:22.960 and he's like thanks man he's just like thanks like i know this is crazy but thank you like

00:08:30.860 i don't know who else to talk to well people like when you fucking you know because you have a thing

00:08:35.000 that happens and nobody believes you yeah and that hurts a lot yeah yeah i've been there we've

00:08:39.700 been there so it's nice to when somebody goes like yeah fuck i'm eating my steak and you gotta go but

00:08:44.000 like i believe you we got dreams and also don't fucking do that tie your shirt up and make a crop

00:08:48.580 top no no crop okay the dudes can wear crop tops no but not the women no if i see your midriff i'll

00:08:54.360 send you home i'll send you or we'll just give you a double xl t-shirt like this is middle school

00:08:59.400 and you violated dress code put on a sweater um reb says david looks like a different person

00:09:04.100 with no facial hair he has more facial hair than yesterday it's growing day by day it's growing

00:09:08.820 but i don't think i'm gonna let it go much further than this i'm gonna think i'm gonna keep it like

00:09:11.840 mostly naked face um mostly naked face you like uh you like how it feels i feel more aerodynamic

00:09:18.160 less drag when i run um i just don't grow a good beard you know it gets all fucking

00:09:23.160 the mustache was a cool all right whatever all right we have stories let's read the stories we

00:09:28.040 have one two three four five three six stories hey hey let's dance what are we reading first

00:09:33.320 do you want to read our friend uh jen uh no we're not going to read jen yet let's start with uh

00:09:38.880 oh actually you know what you should read them in order uh yeah you're right you're right so

00:09:41.700 either katie or jen chat what are we thinking katie or jen yeah chat vote make it snappy

00:09:47.960 hurry up first person that says it katie or jen we are going to start to let's go read katie

00:09:54.280 actually looks okay we'll see though we don't have pictures of her we don't know what she looks like

00:09:58.480 guys you gotta you gotta say which you gotta say something nancy won't say anything somebody okay

00:10:03.100 katie katie katie everybody likes katie let's go we're going katie all right um i'll start it

00:10:09.400 off so first dream where i felt like uh something was throwing me a bone in this case it was a giant

00:10:15.260 sword because werewolves all right i'm in i was 10 or 11 hey top and david and nancy comma and

00:10:24.000 nancy i don't know if that's the proper i like to have the separation tie hey top and david comma

00:10:29.240 and nancy yeah yeah nancy say hi she won't hi there we go uh incredible katie says i heard

00:10:38.460 your camping story you did the right thing hope this makes everyone feel happy and chill uh this

00:10:43.820 was one of my favorites because i successfully protected my niece and nephew who were toddlers

00:10:48.680 at the time she's talking about the camping story where i chucked the thing and was like no thank

00:10:51.920 you to your indian arrowhead you faggot um so she's talking about a different thing now where

00:10:58.600 you all jerked up for a couple of days huh a little jerked slightly jerked i don't do that

00:11:03.580 uh anymore you know uh mostly fluffed no gooning so good for you this one was uh one of my favorites

00:11:10.100 because i successfully protected my niece and nephew who were toddlers at the time

00:11:14.540 i was a little girl who could have used a female friend like nancy can't we i know i think we could

00:11:20.240 all use a a friend like nancy she's just super steady yeah super steady super stoic you know

00:11:27.860 really cuts through the bullshit doesn't you go you know what she looks like give me i don't

00:11:33.760 remember what she looks like give me a yes or no and she goes i'm good for that a yes or a no

00:11:38.960 no problem and that's the kind of friend i think everybody needs so uh scared my kids

00:11:43.740 did she yeah how did she do that during that episode she talked to them and they get all

00:11:49.560 spooked out oh she was on that episode yeah yeah oh that's nice i asked her to define some words

00:11:54.660 for the kids and it was just like disembodied voice well they were asking her questions and

00:11:59.920 she was very rude yeah well she is a little nasty she's like ask your father but she knows that

00:12:04.460 that's how you build the character of children so another another feather in the hat of nancy

00:12:08.660 i'd put it up there if i could reach she's very tall um the dreams were so right don't talk nancy

00:12:14.720 the dreams were so random i like when you guys call out indiana this is disjointed and wild but

00:12:21.020 i'm here for it i like when you guys call out indiana this place is boring but weird normal

00:12:27.720 day normal bedtime no reason for what followed this is fucking this is crazy fell asleep in the

00:12:35.140 dream i am walking with my niece and nephew nephew was holding my left hand and my niece is holding

00:12:40.700 my right hand i babysat a lot back then big family we were in my hometown walking to the library on

00:12:48.040 the sidewalk a lot of people were out by where we were walking it was a small town i like how

00:12:54.620 concise the the sentences are just periods after piece like four words period four words period

00:13:01.280 yeah yeah very new outline of my house trimming the fat trimming the fat at least the layout of

00:13:05.720 the street would be nice but uh you know beggars can't be choosers so um it was a small town i

00:13:11.660 remember vaguely recognizing pretty much everyone all seemed fine my niece pointed at the sky

00:13:17.720 thought she saw a fun cloud no the sun went dim it wasn't normal no shit crazy uh black with sack

00:13:28.400 cloth right isn't that a thing no that's what i said um it started going down eerily fast

00:13:36.380 a full gray red moon replaced it those are two different colors katie but i'll allow it

00:13:41.740 i thought well i'd better be back home gray red like gray red gray red red okay um i thought well

00:13:51.660 i'd better get back home but then i remember seeing the first person we had casually walk

00:13:55.900 past change oh shit she worked at my school she was nice enough from what i remember it was a

00:14:03.620 slow transformation looked painful but quick well that's fucking an oxymoron katie and you're really

00:14:09.780 you're really you're all right she got tall and muscular furry and had large teeth then it seemed

00:14:17.340 like everyone who lived in that town was randomly near us or a block away from us

00:14:22.680 they're close they're far it's gray but it's red it's quick but it's slow it's obscure this is

00:14:30.000 fucking crazy man well she's also 10 oh yeah that's right katie katie's actually a 10 year

00:14:34.700 that listens to this this show um so it seemed like everybody who lived in that town was randomly

00:14:40.680 near us or a block away from us and they all started to change too i looked up at the sky

00:14:46.220 and asked god then begged him we are going to change into werewolves too right

00:14:51.120 a little bit just a little bit weird worded we are going to change too please oh so she was

00:14:58.920 begging to change we did not change we did not change whole town knew it and circled me and my

00:15:05.280 toddler age niece and nephew i was feeling defeated i blocked them the best i could i remember asking

00:15:11.780 for my niece and nephew at least to become wolves one more time whoa i was answered with a giant

00:15:18.920 sharp silver sword appearing in my arms i could barely lift it i looked to the sky and was like

00:15:26.060 really then i remembered the sword became lighter almost a part of me and i cannot explain how

00:15:33.440 but i knew how to use it well in my head a voice said protect children so i did i chopped off the

00:15:41.420 arm the right arm and the right leg of the first one he drooled a lot

00:15:47.100 and went after little niece then i stabbed him through his eyes this is this is psychotic i

00:15:57.540 love this i somehow i was somehow faster than i'd ever been and i mean i literally killed them all

00:16:04.120 all of them i remember being covered in blood tried watching the moon change tired yeah i don't

00:16:11.500 think she meant tired though oh covered in blood tired watching the moon there's commas they're

00:16:16.360 it's not there um watching the moon change color and then go down and be replaced by a beautiful

00:16:22.660 sunrise when the sun was in the sky the bodies of the werewolves turned back into their human

00:16:27.440 selves i instantly felt guilty but also what the fuck was i supposed to do it's a fair question

00:16:33.860 i looked up and asked god did i do the right thing no answer the sun and sky were so beautiful

00:16:41.800 i remember thinking the flowers were blooming in the grass all colors my niece and nephew

00:16:52.320 looked calm down and okay with everything they grabbed my hand and we walked towards the newly

00:16:57.760 risen sun then i woke up i said out loud why werewolves i felt okay though i told myself the

00:17:06.420 sword and the dream were because i seen star wars i love there i mean guys no this is crazy we're

00:17:16.560 just going through and david is struggling i'm doing my best dude the old ones the old star

00:17:21.280 wars the first three i guess i had a good day at school i remember the next day that dream happened

00:17:28.380 before harry potter got big three years later i watched a sword appear in harry's hands to kill

00:17:34.000 the giant snake that's right yeah the basilisk i did something like that um i remember in the

00:17:40.160 theater thinking this is so familiar the sword appearing the way that it did he only had to kill

00:17:46.160 one thing too i decided to let it go and to not tell my friend she took dreams seriously at the

00:17:53.460 time besides it was kind of a fun dream i didn't die my niece and nephew lived sword was cool

00:18:01.880 looking i decided to feel grateful and move on the end i love your guys stuff god bless you guys

00:18:09.400 and nancy and matt wow thank you kate that was nice that was a roller coaster that was i didn't

00:18:16.120 know at any point where that was going um i did enjoy it though you did enjoy it right i like the

00:18:21.500 idea of like a dream where you you fuck shit up and you have a good time yeah you're the here you

00:18:25.680 get to have a sword what do you think it meant anything or um maybe she's had a dream i don't

00:18:29.820 know i mean i was listening to uh this new episode of merkel and they had some audio issues so it's

00:18:36.180 a short episode but the guy is talking about how i forget how he's aware of this but dog men

00:18:43.100 they they exist in the spiritual realm and they they have a spiritual effect and a physical effect

00:18:51.060 so in the spiritual realm it's like a crazy combative situation big scary werewolf fights

00:18:56.500 and shit but how that manifests in the physical realm is resentment and sadness and despair and

00:19:02.420 and you know issues among peers and shit like that um so i mean you have a dream about doing

00:19:09.220 battle with them i don't know i'd be interested to know i mean 10 or 11 years old you probably

00:19:13.600 have no idea of your i don't know your situations let's say uh as far as contention with family

00:19:19.600 members maybe or maybe her parents were fighting and then she killed all the werewolves and she's

00:19:23.860 Now, I mean, I'm not saying that that's what happened, but if you were to try to attribute some meaning, I would need some context.

00:19:28.880 Like, what was your life like, you little bitch?

00:19:30.840 It sounds like a Stephen King novel, but her dream, her entire dream.

00:19:34.880 Like, I'm pretty sure I've read that exact situation in a Stephen King novel, but it wasn't done with a sword or werewolves.

00:19:42.000 It was just like a weird situation where like a town turns and starts.

00:19:46.400 Oh, yeah, that does sound familiar.

00:19:47.680 That element of it.

00:19:48.520 Yeah.

00:19:48.700 Like the whole town has a big funky secret of sorts.

00:19:52.580 they're all fucking cult members or they're all

00:19:54.900 you know sacrificing children

00:19:56.280 started to remind me of that desert cult

00:19:58.340 episode of Miracle

00:20:00.460 yeah Joshua Tree

00:20:02.160 yeah yeah where shit changes and then

00:20:04.120 desert portal cult

00:20:06.500 something like that

00:20:07.180 great episode

00:20:08.260 alright that was good I like that

00:20:10.820 thank you Katie

00:20:11.560 we're just gonna keep rolling through them I guess

00:20:14.360 Katie are you in the

00:20:15.240 is she in the chat is Katie in the chat

00:20:19.180 yeah I don't see anything right now

00:20:21.320 It's not Kate.

00:20:22.180 Not Alaskan Kate.

00:20:23.260 Different one.

00:20:23.780 Where's Matt?

00:20:24.060 No, it's not Alaska, Kate.

00:20:26.520 Matt is mourning at his gardens or something like that.

00:20:28.940 I don't know what it is.

00:20:29.540 He's crying.

00:20:30.000 He lost a banana tree.

00:20:31.240 Did he?

00:20:31.680 No.

00:20:32.620 Probably.

00:20:33.180 Just saying something that would cut him deep and give him a heavy spirit.

00:20:35.640 Jen Howard.

00:20:36.700 Jen Howard.

00:20:37.700 I remember Jen Howard.

00:20:38.620 She crushes.

00:20:39.200 Let's find...

00:20:40.980 Jen Howard.

00:20:43.040 What is she?

00:20:43.720 Doxer.

00:20:45.220 Oh, shit.

00:20:46.080 Yeah, that's right.

00:20:46.900 Sorry, Jen Howard.

00:20:47.880 Sorry, Jen Howard.

00:20:49.180 She goes by Jen Howard on Facebook, too.

00:20:50.780 She goes by Jen Howard pretty much everywhere.

00:20:52.540 You can find Jen Howard anywhere that you find people on fucking social media.

00:20:56.540 Good God.

00:21:00.280 This one.

00:21:00.900 Oh, my God.

00:21:01.480 This one is titled Paranormy Chronicles.

00:21:04.360 Okay.

00:21:05.220 I'm sorry.

00:21:05.900 I'm just fucking.

00:21:06.640 We just doxed the shit out of her.

00:21:08.020 We doxed her super hard.

00:21:09.980 Yeah.

00:21:10.520 Yeah.

00:21:10.780 Yeah.

00:21:10.960 She crushes, though.

00:21:11.900 She's really cool.

00:21:12.520 She's been a longtime watcher, listener, enjoyer of the show.

00:21:16.540 Yeah.

00:21:16.820 At this point, though, if you guys are watching the show and you're writing in.

00:21:20.780 Get doxxed.

00:21:21.760 Do you know?

00:21:22.880 Uh-oh, Nancy, put up the ticker, guys.

00:21:24.660 If you're poor and you're listening,

00:21:25.960 you've got about four more minutes

00:21:27.360 until you can find some money

00:21:28.520 and continue listening.

00:21:30.960 Oh, my God, it's Jen Howard.

00:21:32.300 She's in the chat.

00:21:33.520 Is she?

00:21:34.020 Yep, there she is.

00:21:35.060 Hi, Jen.

00:21:36.180 We're about to read your shit.

00:21:37.260 About to read your shit.

00:21:38.140 Sorry for doxxing you, dog.

00:21:39.520 Well, she does go by Jen Howard on everything.

00:21:41.240 She goes by Jen Howard on everything.

00:21:42.580 There's her face.

00:21:44.920 There she is.

00:21:45.820 You can see she's a lady.

00:21:47.040 Got blonde hair.

00:21:47.620 All right, all right.

00:21:48.180 She's the best Jen Howard.

00:21:49.120 She's the best Jen Howard.

00:21:50.420 Okay.

00:21:50.780 All right, let's go.

00:21:51.920 Go ahead, dude.

00:21:52.780 Oh, we need our music.

00:21:53.780 Yeah, is the music?

00:21:54.340 Is it spooky?

00:21:55.060 I don't know if it's spooky.

00:21:56.500 It might not be.

00:21:58.320 I was raised by radical liberals in an occult environment.

00:22:02.520 Okay.

00:22:02.860 I would even say I was intentionally raised to be agnostic.

00:22:06.880 Witches, naked hippies, and high-grade blow everywhere.

00:22:10.480 All right.

00:22:10.900 Hey, already, though, off to a great start.

00:22:13.400 Sentence structure, punctuation, stuff like that.

00:22:17.020 Yeah, there we go.

00:22:17.860 You're doing well.

00:22:19.500 Good job, Jen.

00:22:20.780 Except for the Raised by Hippies part.

00:22:22.300 Oh, yeah, and then the Naked Hippies is fucking...

00:22:24.820 I got to admit, infuriated when people expose

00:22:28.660 naked people to naked people.

00:22:31.200 I fucking can't stand that.

00:22:33.160 Yeah.

00:22:33.740 Like, you know what you're doing.

00:22:34.840 You know what you're doing.

00:22:35.760 Yeah, it's fucking weird.

00:22:37.040 I don't like that at all.

00:22:38.060 It really upsets me.

00:22:39.760 Okay.

00:22:40.440 My whole childhood was a lot like that scene in Boogie Nights.

00:22:43.960 Never seen it.

00:22:46.460 Boogie Nights?

00:22:47.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:47.880 John Travolta.

00:22:48.480 John Travolta, yeah, yeah.

00:22:48.840 I've never seen it.

00:22:49.660 i've seen bits and pieces of it uh when that the money dude in the smoking jack was running down

00:22:54.620 a pleasant street shooting at a corvette racing away in the middle of the night damn damn i had

00:23:00.120 always believed that there was a spiritual nature to existence but as an adult i didn't understand

00:23:04.560 that god was real and made fun of jesus mercilessly yeah can we take a quick break for a second yeah

00:23:11.220 i think nancy don't kick don't kick the pours out just yet because oh i want jen to be able

00:23:15.900 to hear her story yeah jen might be a poor yeah jen looks to oh no oops can you bring her back

00:23:23.700 no there's nothing we can do really maybe we gift her a patreon

00:23:29.400 nancy we were only at the 23 minute mark oh my god nancy you're brutal

00:23:39.080 whoops that's crazy i wanted to bring up uh this this one about a fake jesus and i know that

00:23:47.640 this will give us a little bit of heat but okay i just thought it was fun so who's this oh jacob

00:23:53.860 israel what's he on about i just i just read the first two sentences newsflash jesus is not god

00:23:58.580 jesus god was in jesus huge difference and it's just more oh all right more exhausting i gotta

00:24:05.800 when we get all caught up in the semantics of it like i saw one thing that was like um jesus is not

00:24:12.000 god the father jesus is not the holy spirit but the holy spirit is god god the father is god and

00:24:17.040 jesus is god and i'm just like man um i'm fucking dumb and it's super hard for me to understand

00:24:23.820 this thing that's why i stick with what jesus says like when he's constantly referencing his

00:24:28.340 father like even in my prayers i don't get so caught up in the idea of like is jesus god i just

00:24:34.340 try to talk to god but i do it because i take it very literally right god jesus is like nobody

00:24:39.860 comes to the father except through the son and then when it's like jesus christ is the way jacob

00:24:46.840 is real is real okay is real uh i don't know if that he might be a little gay um but i always i

00:24:52.420 pray to the father in jesus's name i look at it as like uh i can't come to you unless i come through

00:25:00.060 jesus so i i but it seems to be um a triage of a system yes is a triage a word it's a system

00:25:08.620 and it's three components it's the holy spirit there's jesus christ and there's god the father

00:25:13.920 and it is like this god system but like that's about the best grasp that i have on it i don't

00:25:19.080 know beyond that i think we found his name is really gay israel e gay yeah yes that's accurate

00:25:28.700 Nailed it.

00:25:30.120 Nancy Epstein, YouTube, says Dave Burns.

00:25:35.040 Sorry.

00:25:35.720 We're back.

00:25:36.960 You're not sorry.

00:25:38.000 You're not sorry.

00:25:39.280 She hates poor people.

00:25:40.860 It's crazy.

00:25:41.800 It is amazing.

00:25:43.060 Well, she lives in a box, and she's a patron member.

00:25:46.260 Which is why she's a patron member.

00:25:49.000 Shouldn't she be?

00:25:50.000 Whatever.

00:25:50.960 So I get the animosity, Nancy.

00:25:54.060 But sometimes we have to go, what's the word?

00:25:58.060 courtesy i almost dude you want to hear about a good word i was about to make up yeah courtitude

00:26:04.080 courtitude that's a fucking good word dude i like that word courtitude courtitude show some

00:26:11.400 courtitude show some courtitude next time geez man have a little courtitude okay okay

00:26:18.060 i didn't understand that god was real made fun of jesus mercilessly okay it's amazing that he's

00:26:26.100 so merciful to me considering how poorly

00:26:28.240 I treated him. Amen. I had

00:26:30.100 several paranormal experiences over the years

00:26:32.320 that I don't really need to tell you

00:26:34.100 about, but so we know,

00:26:36.080 I witnessed some wild stuff.

00:26:37.780 On to the meat. Alright.

00:26:39.760 Sometime just before the eclipse of 2017,

00:26:42.120 maybe six months or so,

00:26:43.840 early spring, I became obsessed with the

00:26:46.060 truth. Nancy, it's a fucking...

00:26:48.060 I can't believe you kicked her out.

00:26:49.620 I feel bad.

00:26:52.260 She can get a seven-day

00:26:53.860 free trial.

00:26:56.100 how do we find her i could find her on facebook jen howard on everything i can't guys jen howard

00:27:02.560 on everything uh go and find jen howard apologize on our behalf we'll be finding her shortly to give

00:27:07.740 her uh some sort of a patreon thing and she can come in and you could reach out on facebook while

00:27:13.640 i read this i might be uh maybe nancy can do it no nancy can't finance i don't have facebook

00:27:19.280 yeah sorry jen howard i apologize oh watching some black people chop open a monkey i'm sorry

00:27:25.340 Give me a second.

00:27:26.540 I am 100% that I would not have become obsessed with finding truth unless God put it in my heart.

00:27:33.060 Because I was just like most people before that.

00:27:36.520 I had my personal narrative, and I witlessly expected that other people would look at me and see what I wanted them to see.

00:27:44.040 My boyfriend had asked me a strange question while we were walking the dog one night.

00:27:48.580 And it really...

00:27:49.480 Wait, is that Jen Howard?

00:27:51.480 I don't know if that's actually Jen Howard.

00:27:53.140 Okay, thank God, Jen.

00:27:54.040 I was about to find her on Facebook.

00:27:55.340 all right all right all right okay continue we were yes okay no no don't be don't be nice she

00:28:01.580 said no worries nancy nancy that was nasty nasty nancy nasty nancy strikes again it's just muscle

00:28:08.400 memory at this point i'm sorry i feel bad you know what it is like because it's like you've ever had

00:28:12.980 that job where the boss tells you it's like all right hey three o'clock start doing this thing

00:28:17.480 yeah and you're like you know what fucking three o'clock i'm gonna do this thing yeah we did tell

00:28:21.220 her around this time

00:28:22.800 do this thing she didn't

00:28:24.860 use her initiative her initiative

00:28:27.120 and say hey you

00:28:29.180 know Nancy you're supposed to be able to read our minds

00:28:31.020 you're supposed to understand what we're thinking

00:28:33.240 and how we're conveying it to

00:28:35.100 you and you know what I mean like this is

00:28:37.080 something have some

00:28:38.080 cognizant

00:28:40.560 enable what was the word I used

00:28:42.620 clairvoyance no

00:28:44.940 that wasn't it

00:28:46.080 contiguity yeah

00:28:48.720 have some of that quit being a bitch

00:28:50.340 hi jen i'm glad you're here okay i think we should stop calling her that nancy no i i didn't

00:28:59.580 all right fine he asked me if i thought gravity felt heavier than usual lately

00:29:04.980 in the moment he asked me that question there was a low cloud cover and the air felt dense

00:29:10.680 courtitude thank you courtitude that's the name name of the episode courtitude um and we could

00:29:17.160 slowly unpack it uh from a box in the attic i realized i didn't know what gravity was neither

00:29:22.660 do i and we talked about whether it had something to do with the way people end up stooped over and

00:29:28.100 skinny with gray hair and sagging skin i like the way their brain works right when i used to smoke

00:29:33.560 weed sometimes i would feel like all pressure gravity like i could feel gravity pushing me

00:29:39.860 down into the earth like in a crazy way yeah where it almost felt like weird to walk yeah like i don't

00:29:44.800 know if it's actually gravity i could see my tinfoil tiara says gravity is fake and gay

00:29:48.040 but like i could feel mayor song ever you know gravity is fake and gay no just gravity by john

00:29:53.540 mayor um i could feel like just like something was like i could feel even the pressure becoming

00:30:00.120 more and more uh substantial on the soles of my feet like you were in one of those chambers that

00:30:04.520 goku had yeah yeah i don't know why yeah exactly that's exactly i don't know why that would happen

00:30:10.700 but it used to

00:30:12.120 used to happen

00:30:12.600 all the time

00:30:12.980 more sensitive

00:30:13.720 to the shit around you

00:30:14.880 yeah

00:30:15.200 could be

00:30:15.700 alright

00:30:15.840 so

00:30:16.900 I realized

00:30:18.140 I didn't know

00:30:18.500 what it was

00:30:19.140 and we talked

00:30:20.140 about this

00:30:20.700 whether the

00:30:21.260 sagging skin

00:30:21.720 we looked up

00:30:22.620 gravity

00:30:23.000 when we got

00:30:23.500 back home

00:30:24.040 and it turned out

00:30:25.260 that there was

00:30:25.680 no explanation

00:30:26.240 for it

00:30:26.640 just a handful

00:30:27.260 of theories

00:30:27.780 but there was

00:30:28.940 zero chance

00:30:29.580 it was the result

00:30:30.280 of living

00:30:30.700 on a spinning

00:30:31.200 ball

00:30:31.580 hurtling

00:30:32.640 through

00:30:32.960 the universe

00:30:34.180 at whatever

00:30:35.060 insane speed

00:30:35.880 amen

00:30:36.560 word

00:30:37.400 not only that

00:30:38.540 but if we had

00:30:39.620 been on a spinning

00:30:40.260 bull hurtling through the universe surely we wouldn't be seeing the same stars every night

00:30:44.560 for thousands of years that's a good point the stars thing is a good point i don't know how any

00:30:49.240 of this shit works but like yeah this just seems a little far-fetched yeah yeah night at the museum

00:30:54.200 stuff i gotta just see the same stars as my ancestors like no yeah what but we we're moving

00:31:00.860 but everything's so chaotic and everything's spiraling around and moving through this fucking

00:31:04.300 universe and whatever thousands and thousands of millions of billions of miles and corkscrewing

00:31:09.240 Well, huh? I wasn't angry

00:31:11.380 really about all the lies. I was astonished

00:31:13.540 that they made us sit inside institutional walls

00:31:15.540 eight hours a day for 14 years to make

00:31:17.480 us memorize facts that weren't facts at all.

00:31:19.780 They probably didn't lie to us much

00:31:21.440 in preschool, but I'll throw those years in

00:31:23.460 there because the whole education system is part

00:31:25.460 of the PSYOP. Yeah. Amen.

00:31:27.620 Six months. You know, I might be failing

00:31:29.340 my kids because they still think I went

00:31:31.420 to my parents' house and my son

00:31:33.320 has like his room there

00:31:34.780 and they have a fucking globe next to

00:31:37.320 his bed. I'm just like, this is fucking

00:31:38.720 this is shit you gotta get them the layered one like it's flat with like shield underneath and

00:31:44.720 the pillars and and the dome over the top of it the four doors that open on each side what you do

00:31:49.960 is you put a globe there and you put that there and you go choose don't even say anything just

00:31:54.440 put it just see which one they touch first yeah and then teach them that i just asked the globe

00:31:59.120 then go all in on the globe i try to ask them like well which one they go of course it's spinning

00:32:03.400 in this outer space like yeah we and i was like well we haven't been to the moon and they're like

00:32:06.680 they know that okay they're like okay yeah that that was a lie and i was like well and i don't

00:32:11.180 tell them that it's a lie but i say it could be what do you think what do you think why haven't

00:32:15.000 we gone back right why have why don't we have any rocks it's a great great question wood and they go

00:32:19.860 yeah it doesn't seem yeah i don't i don't know and then i go what seems more likely that we're

00:32:25.000 just like here like the bible says or we're going yeah and they go yeah you know what that actually

00:32:32.320 does seem yeah more likely and i was like huh maybe because the speed with which you're supposed

00:32:36.300 to be, you know, careening through

00:32:38.200 space. Like 2,000 miles an hour.

00:32:41.140 It just doesn't feel

00:32:42.320 like that. Oh, the water's still sticking to this bitch.

00:32:43.980 It's crazy. That's just interesting, because

00:32:46.100 I don't want to make them think a thing,

00:32:48.200 but I tell them, what do you

00:32:50.220 think? This is what I say. This is what

00:32:52.060 people think. Yeah, I tell my son,

00:32:55.180 you know, NASA, like, lies

00:32:56.260 a lot. You know, the NASA,

00:32:58.020 Nashua means to lie, right?

00:33:00.180 Did you know this Nazi

00:33:01.860 pioneered space program?

00:33:04.220 My favorite saying.

00:33:06.300 lately nazi or yeah nazi pioneered space program is a great maybe that's a t-shirt

00:33:11.240 yeah i think it is write that down what if you took nasa but in the exact same font you wrote

00:33:19.140 nazi that's nazi nasa yeah and then in the it goes nazi and then underneath it in small font

00:33:26.760 pioneered space program and it's got a picture of the the rocket that's actually a banger i like

00:33:32.200 that i like that shut up nancy shut i'll do it better i can't we're in the daytime i can't point

00:33:39.160 a gun around don't point it yeah uh i lost my job and ended up staying home for a couple of months

00:33:44.600 then i spent all my time thinking about the nature of reality hell yeah we talked about it a lot wait

00:33:50.420 i lost my job oh yeah and ended up staying home for a couple of months that's awesome it's like

00:33:55.040 is this real chad is this real i lost my job is this completely real what's happening pondering

00:33:59.140 for days upon days i like oh if you got if you guys watch the tinfoil hat that we did yesterday

00:34:03.360 we did hit him with a chat is this real oh yeah and they were baffled they were like what do you

00:34:07.020 mean jet there's a chat i thought we did a really great job of just keeping them on their toes they

00:34:12.100 had no clue what was happening the entire time it was good yeah they really bring out the worst

00:34:16.700 in me okay yeah we talked about it a lot smoking cigarettes in front of the fireplace and listening

00:34:21.900 to music watching quantum physics videos on youtube and studying the molecular makeup of

00:34:26.140 water, gold, etc.

00:34:28.180 Dan, they're going deep. I'm just such a fan of her

00:34:30.160 punctuation. Jen, you're crazy. You're a crazy

00:34:32.060 person, Jen. Jen, you crazy lady.

00:34:33.860 What's she saying? She's talking to us in here.

00:34:35.820 It's okay if

00:34:37.920 other people give your kids misinformation.

00:34:39.980 God put a compass in our hearts. Misinformation ultimately

00:34:42.160 causes us to seek the truth. Yeah, I would say that's accurate.

00:34:44.360 Word. Because I went through the whole

00:34:45.900 indoctrination system and then...

00:34:48.240 Jen, on a scale of 1 to crazy,

00:34:50.460 like 1 to 10, 10 being the

00:34:52.100 most crazy, how crazy do you think you are?

00:34:53.960 How crazy is you, Jen?

00:34:55.380 I'm reading this shit right now.

00:34:57.000 Six months.

00:34:58.080 She's unemployed six months just watching YouTube videos.

00:35:00.460 Hell yeah.

00:35:01.040 This is a guy thing.

00:35:02.520 Yeah, I mean, I was homeless for a number of years,

00:35:05.920 and my primary focus was YouTube videos.

00:35:10.640 That's how you end up here.

00:35:11.920 Not a job, not anything else.

00:35:13.620 Just like, I got to know about the reptilians.

00:35:15.860 Tell me about the reptilians.

00:35:16.840 And it looks like, I mean, her boyfriend asserted the question,

00:35:20.040 but she continued.

00:35:21.820 Yeah.

00:35:22.320 So very interesting.

00:35:23.200 Was she smoking weed heavy during this time?

00:35:25.140 Good question. She said cigarettes. Well, it's in the cigarettes.

00:35:27.720 She just said, ha.

00:35:29.440 Okay. We ask each other

00:35:31.500 questions constantly rather than making

00:35:33.500 assertions. I think that was the key,

00:35:35.500 really, when I look back at it because I had

00:35:37.460 written this paper, a final for my

00:35:39.360 philosophy and religion class in college.

00:35:41.400 Damn, you went to college? Shit.

00:35:43.220 You went to college? Hey, Jen, you smart?

00:35:45.240 I got GED. You wicked smart.

00:35:47.340 Okay. That was 20 years before

00:35:49.560 and I hadn't thought about it much since.

00:35:52.380 It was a notch

00:35:53.440 in my intellectual belt and that's all it was. I'd gotten the only A and a professor had spoken

00:35:58.780 to me about it afterward because he wanted to know why he'd given it to me. He wanted me to

00:36:04.200 know why he did. He wanted me to know why he'd given the A. We were studying the, I think,

00:36:09.500 what does this mean? Teleological? Teleological and onto, maybe theological and ontological

00:36:15.080 theories for the, yeah, theological and ontological theories for the existence of God. And it was our

00:36:20.120 our choice which one we chose to write about in the final the professor said i was the only person

00:36:25.880 out of 40 plus who chose to write about the ontological theory and in retrospect i can see

00:36:30.940 why i wish i knew what ontological meant yes well i don't know using the word teleological again

00:36:37.060 there that might be that might be on purpose and i don't know what that means well but nancy look

00:36:42.200 up fucking teleological for us i don't think nancy even knows what we're talking about what's going

00:36:46.520 she's boiling water we've got to take a quick break because i do have to look that word up

00:36:50.700 okay uh and ontological philosophical studies teleological nancy yeah relating to or involved

00:37:00.260 the nature of reality wow good job nance the explanation of phenomena yeah explain it like

00:37:07.180 you're talking to kids though yeah chat how many of you uh retards went to college i'd love to know

00:37:11.980 that i went to college yeah and look at you now now i do a podcast now i'm captain of the retards

00:37:18.620 ontological relating to a branch of metaphysical details dealing with the nature of human beings

00:37:24.500 i still don't know what it means but i know a lot of people do use that and then when they go when

00:37:29.920 they use it on the show i go like this uh-huh it's insane because a lot of people in here

00:37:34.940 went to college oh look some went to bible college oh reb that's funny um uh what is it

00:37:41.920 called cemetery school so but that's uh it's interesting to me that 501c3 system six songs

00:37:47.400 in a show seven songs in a show eight songs in a show i went to fort benning school for boys what

00:37:51.280 happens there a lot of bfing a lot of bfing um i'm a community college dropout good for you

00:38:00.060 it's just interesting that anybody who went to college would would listen to this is it's a

00:38:04.920 fascinating thing to me i went to college and i do it yeah that's a fascinating thing to me i mean

00:38:09.780 for me i ate out of dumpsters was homeless got kicked out of school went back got my ged now

00:38:15.060 i'm doing this that seems to make a lot of sense like that's not shocking at all some would say

00:38:18.880 it's a where i belong at the time it was just more interesting to me than than the teleological

00:38:27.100 Chuck graduated from West Point?

00:38:29.240 I don't know what that is, but it sounds prestigious.

00:38:31.760 West Point's like an army school.

00:38:33.300 Chuck is a genius.

00:38:36.080 Oh, my God.

00:38:37.520 He's a supposed genius.

00:38:39.220 He makes seven figures a year.

00:38:41.300 He donates five figures to the Blue Letter Bible.

00:38:44.980 Fuck Chuck.

00:38:45.860 No.

00:38:46.820 Yeah, to be honest.

00:38:48.820 Chuck the Boomer.

00:38:50.120 Fuck him.

00:38:50.780 No, I like Chuck.

00:38:51.580 We're cool.

00:38:52.300 All right, all right.

00:38:52.680 We got to read.

00:38:53.800 Sorry, Chuck.

00:38:54.300 I didn't mean that.

00:38:54.860 I didn't believe in God at the time

00:38:57.200 and I actually found it difficult to refute the theory

00:38:59.260 in my final because I wasn't able

00:39:01.280 to ingest what it meant

00:39:02.500 even that difficulty couldn't crack the shell

00:39:05.080 on my ego

00:39:05.720 so I went on being a

00:39:09.180 total heathen for a couple more decades

00:39:11.020 the weird thing was that

00:39:13.200 the ontological theory

00:39:14.500 was what came out of my mouth in the moment

00:39:16.660 that I was reborn

00:39:18.400 Chuck says fuck Danny

00:39:20.360 hey name doxed

00:39:23.260 stop that that's funny this is my show oh my god it's very funny fuck i don't like this where were

00:39:30.900 you can you highlight i'm not doing any more of the show no come on look what you did chuck

00:39:35.460 you made him stop the show chuck say sorry it's fine we'll wait for him to say sorry all right

00:39:40.720 we're not gonna read anymore till chuck says sorry jen says i went to community college that's the

00:39:46.580 only reason my professor was impressed by me nice i'm having this discussion right now with my wife

00:39:51.440 because you know my wife um my wife all right there we go chuck said sorry we can all right

00:39:57.680 we're good okay okay good i was like this is going to be an interesting vamp yeah i was sitting right

00:40:03.260 in front of that fireplace uh i guess she's talking about when she was reborn okay we were

00:40:08.880 discussing the nature of the of existence and suddenly god revealed himself to me by speaking

00:40:13.160 through my mouth oh snap where you're like shamala hiya shamala honda did somebody translate

00:40:19.620 were they translated because it's not if it's if it wasn't translation the song that we just

00:40:24.480 oh no chuck oh he did it again come on chuck you know what it is man it's that boomer propensity

00:40:32.540 that like just they have this air about them like they deserve yeah they had it coming yeah

00:40:37.880 promising three thousand years ago yeah unbelievable chuck so god spoke out of her mouth

00:40:44.920 all I knew was that I needed to take a deep breath

00:40:47.780 before I said what I was about to say

00:40:49.440 and when I did, it felt like I was

00:40:51.580 breathing in life

00:40:52.620 when I spoke, my voice was like

00:40:55.620 a river, it felt like

00:40:57.460 rushing, it felt like it was

00:40:59.460 rushing out of me in a chord

00:41:01.200 not a single note, oh like

00:41:03.160 three voices

00:41:05.140 like my voice usually is I said

00:41:07.540 because God is that being

00:41:09.620 then which no

00:41:11.460 greater can be

00:41:13.600 conceived so he must

00:41:15.660 be real

00:41:16.380 that's what she said because

00:41:19.520 God is that being

00:41:21.040 then which no greater can be

00:41:23.480 conceived so he must be real

00:41:25.620 that's how I feel like that's how

00:41:27.580 God be speaking yeah not like

00:41:29.280 fucking my children

00:41:31.360 listen to me I stand at the door

00:41:34.340 you need only

00:41:35.600 answer

00:41:36.160 you're gonna get to the gates and he's be like that was me

00:41:39.220 bitch

00:41:39.780 you can understand why I fucking

00:41:43.020 she wears a fedora

00:41:44.260 a lady that translates wears a fedora you can understand why I thought

00:41:47.300 why do you speak a little funny though

00:41:48.520 you speak a little funny why can't you just say that shit

00:41:50.800 I don't know

00:41:51.380 Christian oh Christian the boyfriend

00:41:54.400 didn't know what I meant

00:41:56.220 but I did because I've written a paper about it

00:41:58.960 I explained it to him as well as I could

00:42:00.680 although I hadn't really gotten in

00:42:02.120 until God gave it to me to understand

00:42:04.800 it was literally the most bizarre

00:42:06.900 thing that had ever happened to me

00:42:08.160 speaking in a voice that wasn't mine

00:42:10.280 and it hasn't happened since then

00:42:12.400 it was god showing me that he is real israel israel is gay whoa jacob is jacob israel's gay

00:42:20.040 so he is real i lost my place here um where is it oh here you go i'm gonna help you out

00:42:29.960 yeah thank you help you out it doesn't get much more paranormal than that i had a crazy experience

00:42:36.140 at the grocery store what might have been an angel while i was first reading the bible but i can't say

00:42:40.600 for sure so that's probably not a story you guys rock thanks for taking the time to read this

00:42:45.540 jen howard you know what social medias facebook instagram twitter twitter linkedin her address

00:42:52.220 in the white pages um thank you you know what thank you jen yeah nancy said it also thank you

00:42:58.660 because i know jen i've seen her name for a long time um and so thank you jen for

00:43:04.620 fucking supporting so because god is that being then which no greater can be conceived he must

00:43:11.380 therefore exist in reality i guess that's exactly what what was told her well that um jim we love

00:43:17.500 you too that doesn't clarify things for me it's such a short sentence and it feels like i should

00:43:23.360 be able to understand it but it's like i understand it i understand it then fucking say it uh so

00:43:29.380 because god is that being then which no greater no i'm not saying read it again i'm saying like

00:43:35.480 explain it like he's that nigga that's that's what he's saying god is really that nigga all

00:43:41.640 right oh yeah all right i get that he must therefore exist in reality shit he is the

00:43:46.980 thing that that you can't even conceive therefore he must exist you can't even understand what it

00:43:52.760 is let me lower this therefore he must exist you understand that nancy it's almost like a

00:43:57.420 contradiction. Nancy,

00:43:59.720 you get it, right? Yes.

00:44:01.900 You spend a lot of time in the astral.

00:44:03.380 She gets it. She understands. This is how they talk.

00:44:06.200 Unbelievable.

00:44:07.520 I like this one. Thank you, Henjoward.

00:44:11.000 That was

00:44:11.560 wonderful. It will explain

00:44:13.580 it better. Who's it?

00:44:15.200 Is that a threat? Don't, don't,

00:44:17.460 don't, don't. Oh, she wrote a comment

00:44:19.580 right before that one. Uh-huh.

00:44:21.620 Oh, if you could conceive of

00:44:23.520 a God that existed in reality, he would be

00:44:25.700 a greater God than the one

00:44:27.300 who only existed in your imagination yeah yeah so no matter how great of a god you can conceive

00:44:32.680 god is greater than the one that exists in your imagination it's a it's a fool's errand to even

00:44:37.600 try to define like the best we can do i i think when sam asked us that question about israel i

00:44:42.980 don't know if it was real is gay chat is real is real gay when he asked that question about israel

00:44:51.580 and its behavior and what we make of god still being like down with them yeah i felt like i i

00:44:58.600 just hope he got what i was trying to say because it's a it feels like a cop-out a lot of people

00:45:05.520 will say oh that's a cop-out like you said like a dude the judaic you know god or whatever but i'm

00:45:10.880 like no it's not a cop-out it's an explanation of the nature of what i'm trying to explain yeah

00:45:15.280 we can't you're talking about not bringing breaking promises yeah just that's it like if

00:45:19.540 There is a promise.

00:45:20.580 And also, I think we didn't get to say how profound that is that, of course, Satan would use that.

00:45:26.580 Because if he understands the nature of God, he made a promise.

00:45:30.980 And he knows he's not going to break that promise.

00:45:32.900 Like that promise when they walk through, I think it was Abraham, when he walked through the sacrifices.

00:45:36.960 Like there's like a trail and they're cut in half.

00:45:40.100 That's like a blood promise.

00:45:41.980 And that does not get broken no matter what.

00:45:45.560 I'm like, that kind of gives me a little bit of hope.

00:45:47.320 like even though these people do really suck for us and for the next generation and all the

00:45:51.700 generations before us they're like horrific yeah there still is a promise that is kept and it's

00:45:56.020 like we're lucky yeah that that promise is kept it's it's uh it's proof of the promises that's

00:46:02.440 made to us who are far less bad like i mean well it's like your matt tries to say that we're like

00:46:06.580 oh well we are full with sin too like we we crucified i didn't crucify g puerto rico wasn't

00:46:11.400 even created at that point all that trash hadn't compiled yet no we had nowhere to float there was

00:46:16.460 there's nothing at all well i mean yeah if if god doesn't keep his promises then like you know who

00:46:23.120 does you know what i'm saying like who does thank you chuck bitch yeah i like that don't we mean to

00:46:28.100 chuck uh okay so we have um nw scoundress we also have brooke perez speak uh joe what

00:46:37.800 jim bullman we'll read brooke perez that came in these came in in order did you guys read red

00:46:43.260 hoodie guy the the most recent one no the return of red hoodie no can you put that in there

00:46:47.300 can you do your job it's already in there okay can you find it for us which one is it

00:46:53.020 uh go to recent

00:46:55.560 okay okay recent what's the name did she put red hoodie guy

00:47:03.620 does it say so i emailed these to you no um um hold on

00:47:11.940 oh boy all right well i'm gonna open up brooke perez it says red hoodie guy three

00:47:18.440 okay i'll find it i don't even see that 315

00:47:22.220 red hoodie got it i got it you got it i got it i'll send it to you i'll send it to your twitter

00:47:29.280 we'll read it uh after read brooke perez question mark okay hi guys hey my name is brooke hi brooke

00:47:40.460 Hi, Brooke.

00:47:41.080 Long-time listener, first time making contact with y'all.

00:47:44.560 Ooh, that's a little spooks.

00:47:47.560 When I was younger, less dangerous retard, senior in high school,

00:47:53.200 back in the good old days of 2011, 2012-ish time,

00:47:56.980 yeah, see, a little tiny bit younger than me,

00:47:59.000 I had the privilege of being chaplain of my private Christian high school.

00:48:04.040 What is a chaplain?

00:48:04.880 Chaplain, like a minister, right?

00:48:06.740 Oh, okay.

00:48:07.740 Person who does the prayers and shit.

00:48:09.320 I basically just prayed over our Wednesday

00:48:11.420 chapel and pretended I was really

00:48:13.620 tight with the Lord. Oh, hey. Brooke Perez

00:48:15.420 is you, Poopah. Brooke Perez!

00:48:17.480 You spick? You spick?

00:48:19.260 No, are you a spick? Like, not saying you

00:48:21.180 not an accusation.

00:48:22.240 It was also an accusation. Yeah, no, it is. I was.

00:48:25.200 That was my. Perez.

00:48:27.020 They were calling you a spick backstage

00:48:29.360 like ten times.

00:48:31.220 Yeah, and now we've done it several times on stage,

00:48:33.500 so. I mean, I'll show the

00:48:34.980 thing right here. It literally says

00:48:37.160 Brooke Perez spick question mark. We don't know.

00:48:39.320 very important speak um so i basically just prayed over our wednesday chapel and pretended

00:48:45.020 i was really tight with the lord poop log is a girl brook ploop log not poop log ploop log

00:48:51.080 yeah that's crazy you just you just made that poop what's wrong with the girls that's crazy

00:48:56.960 america we got a lot of girls listening to the show and what's wrong with you i think it's growing

00:49:01.520 daily i think soon we're gonna cross that that line where it's more girls than guys gonna be

00:49:05.760 menstruating menstruating you're gonna smell copper every time we go on the air um it just

00:49:11.580 smells like pennies in here uh so i'm not doing this okay um so these wednesday wednesday chapels

00:49:19.460 were interesting because our guidance counselor would just have these randos from churches or

00:49:23.180 mission groups come and yap about something i think uh think about like no sex till marriage

00:49:28.260 no i'm adopted

00:49:30.840 that's a great that's a great response to that question you speak nope adopted um

00:49:40.960 so they would come and preach about stuff right think no sex till marriage dangers of harry potter

00:49:46.820 our pokemon the devil this sounds like episodes of fucking nifty america um is liberty university

00:49:53.040 the college for you shit like that usually it was unremarkable and pretty lackluster however

00:49:58.080 one wednesday some pastor and his wife roll up really unassuming like the dude comes to the

00:50:04.480 front and introduces himself and his wife explaining what church they're associated

00:50:08.440 with and all that jazz when all of a sudden bro's wife decides to pray for the group feel like we

00:50:13.740 read this this is similar to something that we read i know which one you're thinking about but

00:50:18.340 i imagine that this was relatively uh you know common okay in in the church um which actually

00:50:26.760 reminds me i'm thinking about sending my my son to the church's summer camp for a week oh i thought

00:50:31.200 you wasn't going back i didn't say that you said that and you said that and um and i'm wondering

00:50:36.840 like is that a good idea because i see a lot of people say some of the best times in my life were

00:50:41.040 summer camp but then i see a lot of other people say i was buttfucked i was raped i was raped at

00:50:46.060 summer camp and they never talk about like how else it was besides the rape seems like the rape

00:50:50.140 really overshadows pretty much the whole experience so i'm pretty sure yeah that's what you said uh

00:50:56.180 that is a dope look at that that is great let's watch for veracity the third tithing session that

00:51:04.640 we had this past sunday which was uh it was fine you okay oh yeah you were sad about it i saw you

00:51:10.940 tweeting i was a little i was just annoyed because you know matt makes fun of it he calls it like

00:51:17.200 five songs in a show or whatever yeah yeah yeah this was not five songs 50 minutes six songs in

00:51:23.220 show not to mention when the pastor is talking and he goes can i get the piano real quick for

00:51:27.620 what i'm about to say i talked to my dad about it yeah he wasn't happy he wasn't happy either

00:51:32.100 he wasn't happy no he wasn't happy with you oh with me i just feel like i don't think david's

00:51:37.140 coming back i don't think like i mean i was looking at him yeah he wasn't happy you might

00:51:41.780 be the last time that i worship and you spend 25 minutes on scripture you know what it makes me

00:51:45.780 feel like it makes me want to get on stage and choke him by his little neck and say read the

00:51:49.780 that's so great i didn't say that i wasn't going back in that whole thing though actually you did

00:51:59.400 infer that you would go back and choke him i would choke him i would choke the life out of

00:52:02.580 his little bald fucking head if he didn't read the word um so so but i'm just what like what

00:52:07.100 do you think about the idea of like this because it's only a week what the summer camp oh is it

00:52:13.000 like to go away what are they doing yeah they're gonna go away oh that actually sounds nice for a

00:52:17.900 week for me like so obviously from the parents point of view it's like whoa that's incredible

00:52:25.500 dude but but you know for him um send him back a virgin yeah just don't fuck him you know what

00:52:33.140 i'm saying like can we can we sign off on that you could can you put that in writing for me

00:52:37.700 i don't know i don't know who yeah is doing i don't fucking trust pastor mark no i don't i i

00:52:43.920 it's not that i trust these people yeah uh i but there's like other churches yeah there's a bunch

00:52:48.960 of other churches yeah so i don't know who knows who's feeling a little butt fucky all of them

00:52:54.020 no yeah probably a lot of them i would say so i don't know man i'm just trying to think about like

00:52:58.360 you know zima makes a good point don't tell them to fuck them yeah yeah yeah well i would ask them

00:53:05.100 like can we shake on it like don't don't fuck them you promise you promise you're not gonna

00:53:10.520 fucking piggy come on man little piggy promise i don't know man it's just something i'm thinking

00:53:15.520 about anyway uh so let's see here all of a sudden uh bro's wife decides to pray for the group

00:53:20.640 or the moment she opens her mouth something is obviously up students and teachers are crying

00:53:27.220 and sobbing think ugly kim k crying oh and mind you this is just normal prayer asking god to be

00:53:34.520 with us uh praying for open minds and such seriously nothing crazy anyways someone turns

00:53:41.580 off the lights and they just start going person to person and praying for individuals people

00:53:46.820 continue crying not a good idea weird as shit eventually the bell rings and lights come on and

00:53:51.580 we all dust off our slacks and kilts and go to class somebody told me when i was really young

00:53:56.040 in the first church i ever went to yeah if you don't know the person don't ever let them lay

00:54:00.080 hands on you and it seemed like superstitious bullshit at that point but like after doing this

00:54:05.740 show especially for a while yeah and and knowing what we know now i'm like definitely don't i don't

00:54:10.320 even like other people praying for me necessarily although i could feel like i'd be like all right

00:54:14.780 like stop that if it's bad yeah but like when they're touching you that's a whole nother thing

00:54:19.420 the touching thing is hard and i'm a i'm a handshaker i like you know doing a handshake i've

00:54:23.880 been more of a knuckle guy yeah because it's like i could get like you shake my hand you could pass

00:54:28.740 well you know what it is it's like you come all this way and you you come to see us especially

00:54:32.160 like if it's like fans of the show and stuff and i'm like you deserve to be touched i mean i might

00:54:35.880 not even make eye contact um like grab you and have a picture you know rub your belly kind of

00:54:42.000 a deal isn't it funny that the guy that cursed merkel i probably should have pooped before we

00:54:46.240 started way back when he did the hip thrust she did tell you i told you we can take a quick break

00:54:54.520 No.

00:54:55.300 Yeah.

00:54:55.660 I'm going to hold it.

00:54:57.780 We're going to take a quick break, guys.

00:54:59.120 No, I can hold it.

00:55:00.100 You sure?

00:55:00.640 Yeah.

00:55:02.720 No.

00:55:04.380 Stop telling me what to do.

00:55:05.740 All right, then keep reading.

00:55:07.560 But before I head out to introduce myself, and they end up inviting the senior class to their youth group.

00:55:13.800 So I let my classmates know, and about half of us go.

00:55:17.480 So like 10 people.

00:55:18.620 I can't for the life of me remember if it was night, if it was that night or like a week later.

00:55:23.520 but we did end up at that church we discovered to our surprise and shock that the 10 of us were

00:55:30.240 the only students attending this midweek session uh and for whatever unknown reason we stay yeah

00:55:36.700 that should have been your fucking here's your sign that's white people shit as white people

00:55:40.200 shit dudes the vibes were off can't stress enough how off the vibes were i chalked it up to spooky

00:55:49.400 unfamiliar empty church spookiness and just hope that it would get better boy was i in for it

00:55:55.780 they but no no no um like the chapel session at school the dude got up in front of everybody uh

00:56:02.940 in this very small group and was all like thanks for coming blah blah blah and again his wife

00:56:08.160 started praying over us people start crying again all 10 of us in tears why i don't know

00:56:16.860 Finally, some of the other students show up

00:56:19.420 And they are crying also

00:56:21.100 I don't fucking like that, dude

00:56:22.860 I don't like all the crying

00:56:25.080 Like that?

00:56:27.060 Everybody's doing that?

00:56:28.760 That's what she said

00:56:29.840 That's not the right

00:56:32.460 I always love that video where the black guy

00:56:35.040 Nancy sent in some BF-ery

00:56:36.780 Unbelievable

00:56:37.460 The black dude who does the big ugly cry

00:56:41.660 Oh, yeah, yeah

00:56:43.300 The best

00:56:44.100 That makes me sad

00:56:46.240 that makes me really sad yeah the remix you ever watch the video like you know like the context of

00:56:50.580 the video i only seen the remix where they make the song they make a fucking remix i'll find the

00:56:57.100 song it's great so the context of that video is like this black dude is homeless he's an ex-boxer

00:57:02.800 i think um he abandons his kids and now he's just a drunk homeless dude and he has those vibes yeah

00:57:10.200 and the and his kid is an adult gay man now and he's trying to tell him like he remembers what

00:57:15.200 it was like to be a kid passing by and every black man on the street he would wonder if that's his

00:57:21.480 father and then he said something he's like and despite all of that i still love you and this

00:57:28.500 motherfucker went it was the it was the worst shit ever dude it was the worst shit bro it was

00:57:37.620 the fucking worst shit ever it's the funniest video maybe of all time but it is in it at its

00:57:44.840 heart like what's actually happening there is the worst aspect of like human experience

00:57:52.160 i have it right here let's let's watch this oh man i still love you look at me looks retarded

00:58:00.660 somewhere deep down in my heart they both cry the same too

00:58:05.080 i still love you

00:58:14.840 bro that motherfucker kept that in for for 30 years 30 years that guy hasn't cried in 30

00:58:34.020 fucking years he's been beat up he's been peed on he's been in and out of jail he's been fucking

00:58:39.740 doing all the craziest shit and that right there just but you can tell that she was so involuntary

00:58:45.440 i've never heard anybody fucking cry like that like oh my god bro i feel bad even even laughing

00:58:54.980 at it oh no it's the remix deep down in my heart

00:58:59.020 i still love you

00:59:09.740 oh

00:59:31.140 Even his son like

00:59:39.740 bro oh my god that's the worst shit ever though i thought dave was just no you know that motherfucker

00:59:47.140 sounds exactly like that shit bro oh my god that was crazy that was the worst shit ever

00:59:52.800 moral of the story don't leave your kids don't leave your kids and don't pent it up for 30

00:59:56.520 fucking years i'm sure i think he died i guess the moral of the story is if you leave your kids

01:00:00.280 mean it be a man about it don't be a little bitch bro oh my god i don't know why um all 10 of us

01:00:09.140 were in tears we left our fucking kids for 30 years uh finally some other students show up and

01:00:15.700 they're crying also so i guess this was normal for them i'll be real once this was over i never

01:00:21.180 went back anyways there's like 20 to 25 people now and we break up into groups and are praying

01:00:26.700 over each other something i had very little experience with but i am doing it because

01:00:31.320 social pressure basically i feel like we've read but let's all right um this doesn't sound familiar

01:00:36.760 to me okay uh after a little of this and uh some of that past excuse me a little of this and some

01:00:44.120 of that the pastor and his wife start praying over the small clusters of us people immediately

01:00:49.060 start dropping to the ground bro what what so people are crying and and people are dropping

01:00:56.840 to the ground i would leave i would leave i have a real problem praying over uh people

01:01:03.000 yeah i don't know like just praying it like i i like where we're in the bible like god talks

01:01:09.860 about your secret place you know like we're only it's it's only you and him like that's what i do

01:01:15.280 i don't i don't want like that's where you cry that's where i go

01:01:18.980 i do it alone my secret place my secret place me and the lord and i just weep

01:01:25.860 but i don't i don't do i don't uh i don't like a a public prayer i'm not that guy

01:01:31.860 public weeper i'm not a public weeper the homies that have been dropped are like convulsing and

01:01:38.020 murmuring what the fuck bro so like cool my mom has epilepsy and i realized they aren't having

01:01:44.340 seizures as far as i could tell damn you had a fucking uh epileptic expert in your midst you

01:01:50.960 didn't even know it um please don't make a button out of it though oh no jen

01:01:56.400 you're gonna make a button out of his cry oh my god oh my god no it's a bad thing to do

01:02:03.600 um within like maybe 10 minutes all of my friends are on the floor and these people

01:02:09.240 start praying over me and all i want to do is get the fuck out but the person that drove me

01:02:12.640 is laying on the floor uh still so uncomfortable floor still so uncomfortably i stand there

01:02:18.420 and try to understand why i'm not falling out like the rest of everyone the moment the pastor's

01:02:23.300 wife put her hand on my forehead i got the clearest voice in my head saying she's forcing

01:02:27.160 the spirit but she has a message for you i grew up really dusty crusty musty baptist that shit

01:02:36.540 didn't happen to me but here i was with some lady's hand on my forehead getting a fancy little

01:02:42.320 mind massage so i lock in oh wait wait is this like i is this a boy or a girl brook brook is a

01:02:51.880 lady ploop log i don't know i think believe i feel like it's important in the story because like

01:02:58.220 if it's a guy react like the reaction would be slightly different or we'd expect a different

01:03:03.640 reaction from someone touching you and doing this thing if it's a girl might be you know what i'm

01:03:08.400 saying yeah i just feel like it's important guys but girl when you write in male or female hey

01:03:12.960 you girl you girl put a girl on atman we thought that was crazy we don't know the gender of

01:03:21.860 our we got some gender fluid fans all right keep reading put a girl on um don't make me cry i was

01:03:30.980 getting a fancy little mind massage so i lock in and listen to her i'm a nice lady okay brooke is

01:03:36.940 a nice lady okay she tells me i'm a prophet she tells me i will convert witches oh and she tells

01:03:43.920 me not to lose my way i was the only one retarded enough that night not to get hypnotized by this

01:03:51.580 lady's weird church magic um and as soon as all my homies were up i was out of there i was honestly

01:03:58.320 pissed off about this like yeah dude me too i would not like this at all her message made me

01:04:03.320 feel really important and i didn't want that i didn't want to be a prophet or to be in charge

01:04:07.880 of trying to hunt down or convert anybody i honestly thought she was full of shit because

01:04:13.120 of the witches thing i didn't forecast moving to richmond virginia and being absolutely surrounded

01:04:18.340 by them five years later so obviously my profitabilities didn't exactly haven't exactly

01:04:23.980 been obvious anyway i carried this pissed off energy into 2013 when i got married to a dude

01:04:30.680 very important that we asked uh-huh because we thought you was gay yeah when you said that part

01:04:36.560 about marrying a dude but you're not gay but you're not gay you're a nice lady uh i'm when i got

01:04:44.880 married to a dude i met on a vampire goth social networking website that no longer exists okay i'm

01:04:51.000 pretty sure we've so we've read the story i don't remember this no no no i'm saying we've read a

01:04:56.740 story oh that's exactly like this but no i've never read that part at all uh blue blog what

01:05:03.420 was the name of the website yeah can we say i guess it doesn't exist yeah yeah it says it

01:05:07.440 doesn't exist but it's funny to know still he was in the usaf and we moved to japan oh he was just

01:05:13.200 you you saf ass motherfucker huh okay oh what happened to your camera i don't know i'll go fix

01:05:20.460 it wait oh hey we back all right thanks nancy in late 2013 i moved to okinawa with this dude right

01:05:28.940 he's a huge turd and i don't know it yet he's covert about it homie had a raging porn addiction

01:05:35.920 oh not cool and i truly believe that anyone who is putting as much energy into beating his meat as

01:05:41.760 he was beating his meat beating it beating his meat was definitely inviting something

01:05:49.260 to feed off the energy how does that work do you catch him you do like did ploop say uh hey is that

01:05:56.240 my wife i don't know if that's really my wife in there uh everybody's number one or number two or

01:06:00.440 number three i don't know um what was i asking ploop what's in it oh vampire freaks damn he was

01:06:08.480 on a dating website called vampire freaks and you're surprised that he had a come on now let's

01:06:13.620 see vampire oh yeah no what the hell i don't know if that's my wife that's a crazy sentence um

01:06:23.780 okay fashion original now it's like a now it's just a fashion website yeah vampire freaks.com

01:06:30.760 hey man i'm rolling a little vampire freaks come on in late 2013 i moved into oh wait no that's

01:06:37.660 right he jerks off uh december 20th 2013 this guy gets me something i never had and also didn't

01:06:44.040 know i needed oh check this out we found it uh actual factual wife it wasn't a dating website

01:06:52.600 vampirefreaks.com damn does my wife used to buy fashion from this website this is a blog

01:06:58.600 this is a blog about vampire shit like there's a journal update your status so what was the actual

01:07:06.060 name of the top colt the last thing ploop log said is it was constant meat beating constant

01:07:12.020 it was a season of meat beating um i wouldn't look up that site well that's why no one will

01:07:18.180 remember your name brandon w so uh okay december 20th this guy gets me a puppy it's a black and

01:07:24.740 tan shiba inu a doge dog she changed my life i left that shitty nerd but i got both dogs we ended

01:07:31.420 up with this dog was such a blessing but it started noticing but i started noticing she'd

01:07:36.560 play with upstairs she'd play upstairs by herself a lot she'd hang out in the dark guest room and

01:07:42.980 sometimes it would sound like someone was throwing a toy down the hallway for her weird but she

01:07:48.520 couldn't throw it herself no big deal she didn't have fucking thumbs um she would sometimes bring

01:07:56.380 me random stuff that i was certain we didn't have in our home marbles blueberries a button

01:08:02.420 weird usually small items but always things we couldn't find the source for obviously hubs wrote

01:08:09.660 it off as base housing oh oh base like military base housing and nothing supernatural could be

01:08:16.240 happening on the most notoriously haunted military base in the world i wasn't so easily convinced

01:08:21.780 The dog was bringing me weird stuff

01:08:23.760 And the house's overall vibe was good

01:08:25.680 Until sometimes it wasn't

01:08:27.060 I hear a lot about

01:08:28.500 Where people are stationed

01:08:31.020 Military housing and it being super spooky

01:08:33.720 Because it's not really a house

01:08:35.160 They were just passing through

01:08:36.420 There's a lot of trauma there

01:08:38.340 Husband's going away, wife might be cheating

01:08:41.100 Not accusing Brooke of anything

01:08:42.900 But it's like yeah

01:08:43.840 By the way I found out today that they did a study

01:08:47.200 Do you know what the

01:08:48.700 The number one

01:08:51.780 she oh now i feel bad for saying it police officers no who it's nurses oh you gotta hit

01:08:57.100 your wife i gotta hit her i gotta hit her that's the only way they said the number one way to stop

01:09:00.760 the nurse is in the hospital yeah hit her you gotta hit her you have to hit her a lot i did

01:09:04.920 read that promiscuous promiscuous which is weird because i've been i'm gonna call my wife right now

01:09:09.120 what is she doing schedule a beating i've been in um hospitals a fair amount you know have my uh

01:09:14.720 testicle removed maybe that's not the most attractive thing to a nurse actually now that

01:09:17.940 to think about it but i've just never gotten like a vibe never gotten a vibe from any of the women

01:09:22.160 in a hospital where i'm like slut they're usually just like miserable they're just going about doing

01:09:26.400 their shit yeah putting hoses in people i think it's i think it's a promiscuous uh job because

01:09:32.960 shut up mason i know i could hear it sound like a giant bird you have is like uh right out of

01:09:39.360 college yeah these girls are in these girls are in a good job making a ton of money yeah usually

01:09:45.320 single so it's like that invites a crazy

01:09:47.440 lifestyle and then their life their

01:09:48.920 schedule is like crazy

01:09:51.540 so they're all it's like a police officer

01:09:53.560 the police officer schedule is like

01:09:55.180 four days a week 12 hour shift so they're just fucking

01:09:57.280 running and gunning and doing shit and seeing people and

01:09:59.260 blah blah blah that's what nurses are like so

01:10:01.260 my tinfoil tiara says nurses

01:10:03.360 are into freak books book

01:10:05.300 talk that's like the

01:10:06.500 I guess it's like the book

01:10:09.400 section of tiktok but I guess

01:10:11.340 those are the people that are reading the books about

01:10:13.260 the minotaur uh having sex with the woman talk with the nurse once then found out i was her side

01:10:20.340 it's unbelievable damn um why are there so many fat ass nurses out there damn z-man

01:10:26.320 what do you mean fat ass no just like fat bitches um i chalked it up to a lot of it to my ex just

01:10:32.580 being a moody guy and just not being fun or nice to be around i was in big denial i think looking

01:10:39.640 back i definitely think he still sucked but i'm wondering if there was something augmenting how

01:10:43.960 much he sucked it definitely feels like a possibility eventually we ended up getting a

01:10:48.500 second doge dog the more traditional red color she is the most loyal dog i've ever met and a

01:10:54.160 real testimonial to the nature and history of her breed flash forward to the summer of 2015

01:10:59.360 hubs has one homie they have gay sex that's not what i made that part up it doesn't happen

01:11:04.780 i like this guy he's hispanic but i like him anyway and very nerdy he's got a weird little

01:11:11.480 brother energy that makes him a good video game friendship okay so we start hanging out with this

01:11:17.420 guy a good bit and i discover he's got a great fondness for ghosts i feel like we've read this

01:11:22.180 i don't know i don't know chat have we read this chat do we read this keep reading all right um

01:11:29.420 fancy that i thought we had one so i tell him the things that i'm noticing all of a sudden this

01:11:34.500 nerd goes any ghost in the areas come fuck with me i feel like get out of my house yeah i'm gonna

01:11:40.820 shoot you in the chest he said this on my back porch with the door open i didn't like that at

01:11:47.300 all but my husband was all pisha who's pisha i think you're like it's like a shit sounds like

01:11:53.480 a black name like that kind of thing pishonda shonda to quisha pisha ghosts aren't real uh

01:12:01.240 pishal so obviously we weren't kicking this guy out it should be noted that i had fallen off with

01:12:07.220 christianity and was identifying as an ancient alien theorist at the time so my frame of reference

01:12:12.320 for how to handle these things that happened next was extremely limited uh within the week

01:12:16.620 of nerdo asking the ghost to basically come in my house actively started picking up uh activity

01:12:22.780 activity yeah actively activity both dogs started bringing me things electronics started breaking

01:12:30.740 out of nowhere and i started hearing footsteps when i was the only one that was home like boots

01:12:35.160 on a laminate loud clear on laminate loud clear sounds i'm sorry i'm retarded uh it was highlighted

01:12:42.860 because the dogs would react every time we'd hear them similarly my ex worked swing shift from 3 to

01:12:49.220 12 ish and i'd stay up and wait for him the dogs and i would hear this green door open then the

01:12:55.240 main door and again with the boots on the

01:12:57.300 laminate loud and clear

01:12:58.700 we would walk to

01:13:01.220 the door to discover no one

01:13:02.740 there were several times we heard

01:13:05.440 this voice say hello oh shit

01:13:07.360 like he was surprised

01:13:09.540 we hadn't been at the door

01:13:11.400 to greet him

01:13:11.980 surprise he wasn't

01:13:15.400 there

01:13:15.740 okay surprise he wasn't there

01:13:19.580 and the

01:13:21.300 atmosphere was getting heavier by the day

01:13:23.500 surprise surprise

01:13:25.180 surprise surprise

01:13:27.940 eventually one night the dogs

01:13:30.540 do as they do and they ask to

01:13:32.520 go out after midnight I saddle them up

01:13:34.400 and take them out to the potty

01:13:36.540 the base was a very central location

01:13:38.420 for the bombing of Okinawa back

01:13:40.460 in World War II there's bunkers

01:13:42.780 and the trees used by Japanese

01:13:44.400 soldiers as they fought and ultimately died

01:13:46.340 during the campaign so as I'm walking

01:13:48.440 down the street past the woods I'm very

01:13:50.500 aware of the oppressively dark

01:13:52.360 alcoves nice

01:13:54.660 all of a sudden i hear a cat style whistle like that or like a like like like a guy calling or

01:14:02.440 like oh like a cat whistle yep that kind of thing uh i aim my flashlight in the direction of the

01:14:09.820 sound open space nada nothing no one was there chill chill i'm kind of used to weird sounds

01:14:17.360 i'm assuming i'm tripping or just like not hearing things correctly we continue on and i hear the

01:14:22.420 noise again this time the dogs look in the direction where the sound came from ishmael

01:14:26.360 fasting says yes we read it oh damn unfucking believable you know it's crazy what brooke is

01:14:34.240 in the chat watching us read it twice brooke you bitch oh no we gotta finish it yeah it's almost

01:14:40.980 over uh man we're gonna have to make this one a long one and get another one in it's a long um

01:14:46.080 OK, let's go. Do we really read this? I don't know if if if if Ishmael says it and you say it, I guess maybe we did.

01:14:56.180 Nancy, you don't remember that. All right. So. I hear the cat whistle. Nothing's there.

01:15:02.860 I'm assuming I'm tripping. We continue on. I hear the noise again. This time the dogs look in the direction and I'm still not seeing anything, but I'm definitely taking this more seriously.

01:15:10.520 we continue on this time and the whistle is right behind me i swing around expecting someone to be

01:15:16.680 behind me pranking me and no one is there the dogs have their hackles raised we are completely in an

01:15:22.780 open area next to a cliff face overlooking a gold course which is meant to be a golf course

01:15:28.160 and base housing this is when the girls and i decide running home was probably a good idea

01:15:34.280 i later learned that whistling at night is something like a japanese death omen slash

01:15:39.960 superstition i went on to eventually try to off myself goddamn on the 4th of july the following

01:15:47.340 summer i don't remember any of this i was so tired of feeling crazy from the neglect of my

01:15:52.100 husband our relationship was worse than in the shitter and i was done except i didn't have to

01:15:57.700 make the choice to do this the night i attempted i drank more than i ever have before i took a

01:16:02.840 bunch of pills i genuinely think something tried to overtake me it was a very surreal feeling i

01:16:09.280 apparently sent one of my friends a snapchat saying ttfn what's that some vampire shit i don't know

01:16:15.460 man i don't know what that is and for some reason that made her call the cops and do a welfare check

01:16:21.220 in the middle of the night they woke up my ex and found me passed out on my back in the middle of

01:16:26.280 the living room surrounded by ta-ta for now ta-ta for now oh um yeah brooke is white yeah yeah

01:16:34.440 that's definitely like a ta-ta for now that's a white thing uh so i was in the middle of the

01:16:39.300 living room passed out on my back surrounded by vomit it should be noted that i was drunk

01:16:44.520 on this russian vodka called zubrauka it's got bison grass in it apparently that's a mild

01:16:52.140 hallucinogen it usually just makes people's dreams weird anyway it's yummy with apple juice and from

01:16:59.200 what i've heard i was spiraling into darkness uh that's all i remember i ended up being ordered to

01:17:05.440 attend therapy and my therapist basically told me to just do yoga that's crazy uh basically

01:17:11.460 yeah go ahead align your chakras basically after that i was on autopilot until returning to america

01:17:17.920 in 2017 ultimately my marriage ended up in divorce many such cases right whenever it comes to spooky

01:17:23.320 shit um he got everything and i got the dog so you got everything i couldn't handle being with a guy

01:17:29.740 who wanted any woman but me i basically immediately met the love of my life and a man who brought me

01:17:35.260 back to christ on our first date i heard the voice again and it said you're going to marry him i

01:17:41.600 eventually did i went from being a feminist ancient alien depressed incel to a god-fearing

01:17:46.700 homeschooling mother of four soon to be five babies hell yeah

01:17:51.520 good job blue so nice we we read it twice it's good job not dying congratulations on your fifth

01:18:02.560 baby i don't know when you sent this apparently if we read it already this might have been a while

01:18:06.320 ago it's like this baby's six years old this is this baby's old as shit now and um man also

01:18:13.260 congratulations on getting out of a shit relationship

01:18:15.400 and into a great one that's awesome

01:18:17.300 uh the yoga

01:18:19.360 thing is a shitty imagine

01:18:21.300 like did you you how do you catch

01:18:23.540 him like you

01:18:25.300 must have caught him doing this

01:18:27.440 right cheating

01:18:28.760 no I mean porn oh

01:18:31.320 yeah yeah where did you how did like

01:18:33.360 how do you know you like find on the

01:18:35.140 computer or this motherfucker is viciously

01:18:37.460 beating his meat should just be sticky

01:18:39.460 oh yeah crispy socks

01:18:41.380 everywhere it's like every single stock was sock was standing up on its end let's take a quick

01:18:45.600 break to uh read a quick promotion i suppose we're gonna read read a promotion yeah from nws

01:18:53.860 count dress i don't know if it's a promotion i don't know what that is i don't know what it

01:18:57.620 means i guess we can learn it we can learn we can find out hey guys hey hey hey let's dance

01:19:03.260 i just discovered your show through quite frankly we'll be back on quite frankly april 7th april

01:19:08.760 7th yeah we're gonna go hang out with frank it's gonna be great it'll be the day after

01:19:11.920 regulus turns red in the lines with the sphinx oh that's right so we'll have some fun shit to

01:19:16.580 talk about so we may not be on we might all be raptured i don't know what's gonna happen

01:19:21.100 i just discovered your show through quite frankly a few months ago and i'm loving it i usually don't

01:19:25.320 sponsor a show i don't think she wants to give us money but i think she likes or he likes the show

01:19:30.320 i don't think i think sponsor must be a typo just based off of what i'm getting here endorse

01:19:35.740 endorse oh we have your seal of endorsement well i'll take it i don't know if i want it i don't

01:19:41.920 know your name well thank you calendress um you just walk into a room and he was meat in hand

01:19:49.280 geez blue log it was he embarrassed by it yeah was he like oh no you caught me with my shameful

01:19:55.100 meat i would be mortified i would be mortified yeah i'd be like oh don't look at me turn around

01:20:00.780 why don't you just come in here don't you know how to fucking knock i'm doing a thing or was he

01:20:05.360 just like what's for dinner kept going um so uh they don't usually sponsor or endorse a show that

01:20:16.300 they've listened to only if it's they've been listening for a full year without getting bored

01:20:19.880 but i'm already positive there will be no chance of that oh nice i'm glad i'm glad our show's not

01:20:24.700 a boring one yeah we try our best um my husband is a bit of a normie okay so this is a girl right

01:20:30.700 Could be a gay dude

01:20:32.760 Options open

01:20:34.920 We're going to see

01:20:35.820 I've been slowly able to start dialing him into reality

01:20:39.960 I noticed on his YouTube

01:20:41.340 He's been watching the Y files

01:20:43.000 I don't know much about those dudes

01:20:45.140 It's just that the guy follows you

01:20:46.420 You say that every episode or so

01:20:48.040 The producer

01:20:49.380 I don't know anything about the Y files either

01:20:51.880 It's one of the shows that I've heard about

01:20:54.300 And I go, I'll check into it

01:20:56.040 No, I'm not watching anybody's show

01:20:58.220 Oh dude, Ploops said he's like, what's for dinner

01:21:00.660 that's crazy that's crazy that that's like you're so adamant in in uh squirting yeah that you're

01:21:09.520 not gonna stop doing the the meat dance that's addictive that is bad that's very bad he's a

01:21:16.440 dick that's crazy oh uh frank is is um podcasting now or the y files oh the y files was podcasting

01:21:24.680 now okay i don't even know what that means but that's great i guess uh is it a show is it a

01:21:30.120 it is it's like um it's like a highly produced podcast oh like this show yeah it's yeah where

01:21:37.940 everything is predetermined what they're gonna say and it's presented in a certain way i think

01:21:41.680 they do like some narrative you know they i'm pretty sure they write their shit type of deal

01:21:45.940 it's not like that oh yeah i could never i mean we can't read that's why they have six million

01:21:50.140 subscribers that's the thing is i can write but i can't read so they live right now are they i don't

01:21:55.340 know they just have videos that's probably all pre-recorded stuff yeah maybe you're talking

01:22:00.060 you're talking about frank frank might be no he was talking about the y-fos anyway fucking what

01:22:05.240 is what's going on with uh this person that's not gonna sponsor us uh yeah i was trying to read oh

01:22:10.160 yeah this dude is pushing the goddess we're actually gonna i think get into this a little

01:22:14.260 bit yeah yeah um i decided to see what he was getting fed spooky music thank you nancy uh i've

01:22:21.820 only listened to a few but a couple of days ago i listened to one that aired on march 9th the

01:22:25.660 basement episode number six they have six episodes about a fucking basement the knight's templar the

01:22:30.560 green jar and the scroll that changed everything i listened to a lot of stuff this is the guy that

01:22:36.480 just came out he's got a scroll and a green jar okay and he puts it in his ass people and it

01:22:42.260 shatters dude did you see that clip that laney fucking laney dude i gotta play that one too

01:22:49.120 it really reminded me of tower oh yeah uh is this it i don't know if we can play that it's there's a

01:22:56.720 lot of a lot of death there's a lot of death there's a lot of death in that clip i think we

01:23:01.780 can play the first seconds of it where we're just talking to cole it might be okay yeah what do you

01:23:07.600 yeah i guess so okay we have to stop it pretty quick though after we get to the murder yeah oh

01:23:12.300 man the murder there's so many deaths and murder yeah there's a guy tied to a post being hit with

01:23:18.820 the flamethrower gets burned yeah yeah craziness and not good man in in pure laney fashion i was

01:23:26.860 like i guess he's not gonna do a short for that because like you know he works for nds i'm like

01:23:30.640 yeah this is just like a fun thing to do a fun thing but but he did it and he released it like

01:23:35.480 the day before it was on monday like this aired on tuesday like that's how like we would have our

01:23:40.580 workflow for tower getting i was like this dude is just locked in consummate professional yeah

01:23:45.800 but just the first

01:23:47.420 like 30 seconds of this is hilarious

01:23:49.720 and I readjusted the

01:23:51.860 studio slash whatever my

01:23:53.740 extra room where the studio was took all the

01:23:55.900 shit out coiled up everything it was

01:23:57.480 an emotional moment I moved

01:23:59.700 your bookshelf

01:24:02.000 behind and I bought all the stuff upstairs

01:24:03.820 and then I went behind it and I

01:24:05.740 stepped on glass a lot of

01:24:07.820 fun you know what the glass was from

01:24:09.560 look at his face look at Cole's face the glass dildo that you left

01:24:11.800 at the house

01:24:12.260 seems really dangerous though because it could break like while it's in you it's not for use

01:24:20.320 toad you ever see that that video okay i'm gonna stop you gotta stop right there you gotta stop

01:24:26.300 right there well i mean it doesn't show anything it shows the feet yeah i don't i just don't even

01:24:31.400 think that that was a nice little but the glass i mean just there was some nostalgia there yeah

01:24:35.320 it was a real nostalgic feeling people wanted it to come back too everybody's like is it coming

01:24:39.420 back it's like no it's just it can't i i'm not gonna do any night shows unless it's like extremely

01:24:44.920 lucrative yeah and also cole can't do it yeah it's just uh too risky if you guys fund us for

01:24:51.640 like a million dollars yeah yeah yeah there's a number we go at on on frank's show at night it's

01:24:56.900 gonna be 7 p.m but he pays us seven thousand dollars each yes per appearance so well i thought

01:25:01.820 that was to uh to not criticize the jews or is it for appearance um i didn't actually read uh

01:25:10.500 did you read the thing did you read the contract that it came with we had sent that to you in the

01:25:14.580 email i just deposited the money uh yeah i've been doing whatever i felt like i haven't gotten to it

01:25:19.780 okay well let us let us know uh before i'm willing to april 7th to not you know anyway that that

01:25:26.920 tower gang episode or whatever it was power hang power hang it felt like like regular yeah like

01:25:32.860 just the whole moment when i go oh the glass still didn't call goes oh yeah i remember that

01:25:37.560 and then toads right back in and i'm like these guys are these guys are crazy there's a well-oiled

01:25:42.040 groove my husband's a bit of a normie the green jar and the asshole and the scroll that changes

01:25:47.740 everything i listen to a lot of this stuff that i don't agree with just to see what's being pushed

01:25:52.320 this sent my holy spirit into fits in a nutshell this guest is a very high level freemason

01:25:58.220 he claims to have just recently found the long lost ancient scroll that the masons brought to

01:26:04.280 america and hid in their asshole it's called the yeshua scroll and yes it's supposedly written by

01:26:11.020 our lord and savior but we've already discussed jesus never written written everything now

01:26:15.340 anything he never wrote anything yeah because writing and writing books specifically it's gay

01:26:20.280 faggots yeah and uh even in his carpentry jesus took no measurements he did everything just he

01:26:25.860 just eyed it up hey thank you big guy i'm always like not sure of like i actually texted sam and

01:26:31.840 i was like hey man we didn't extrapolate on this whole timothy alberino thing and like i just feel

01:26:36.520 like we kind of like left it yeah and i was like i was like where we left it explaining it to them

01:26:41.800 they were probably like this i don't even understand yeah i don't know i mean it's a lot

01:26:47.220 to unpack it's just hard because there's like there's so many not interruptions like there's

01:26:52.340 so many things to talk about yeah we were very chaotic show we was bouncing back and forth i had

01:26:56.320 a lot of fun though i didn't i didn't walk away from that feeling uh like that was a bad episode

01:27:00.120 i felt like that was a fun episode it's a great episode the only thing that i felt like like

01:27:03.240 again like we were like let's not bring up let's not bring up the albarino thing and i was like

01:27:07.660 okay maybe at the end if we have time and then he kind of like started to segue towards and i was

01:27:11.940 like all right we're talking about feds yeah yeah yeah kind of like feeds into that and i didn't

01:27:16.820 paint the picture accurately of like all because there are layers of things that happen it's hard

01:27:22.540 because we didn't even like i have all these notes here for that i wanted all those notes about

01:27:25.980 albarino look at that there's all about albarino and we just never got to it was all on just the

01:27:30.380 alien phenomenon and the connections to demons and there's so much shit that we didn't get to

01:27:33.720 and that's just the nature of tinfoil hat what really what you have to look at tinfoil hat as

01:27:37.820 and this is a little inside baseball but it's like an exhibition like you're going there and

01:27:41.720 you're showing off nds shit yeah yeah you're showing off nds like you're showing off you know

01:27:46.920 here's some gravy here's some fun here's some laughs you know back into the gravy back into

01:27:51.600 the you know what i mean like it's you're doing all these things this is what i was trying to

01:27:55.260 explain to set a kick lighter and and and still to a certain point like i still felt like ah we

01:28:01.260 didn't do you never you never you're never going to do you're never going to do the best you can

01:28:06.040 do is hope you you have a leave a good impression on whoever's listening and hopefully sam and

01:28:10.820 johnny and xg had fun that's it yeah that's it i had i know i had fun i had a lot of fun so

01:28:15.640 hashtag are you having fun um the jar in the asshole uh that's right it contains several

01:28:22.240 starting revelations it's okay to be gay number one there is the first fucking revelation of this

01:28:27.560 you pull this this this thing out of this green jar and it's like it's okay to be gay

01:28:33.320 yeah i mean that's how you hid the fucking thing in the first place so all right there is a divine

01:28:38.280 feminine well that's true um yes there are aliens i mean technically and they are coming soon june

01:28:44.580 6 2026 to be exact the y files must be a fun show this is interesting shit though it's okay to be

01:28:51.220 gay there is a divine feminine and there are aliens this is literally like us and this guy

01:28:58.320 we would fight to the death not the y file guy i don't know who he is but the guy that is a high

01:29:03.720 level freemason who is claiming that this is true so you gotta scroll and it flies in the face of

01:29:09.980 everything that that our research shows uh it doesn't fly in the face of uh well i mean besides

01:29:15.480 no fucking aliens uh i don't think it's okay to be gay being gay is a sin no it's not really

01:29:20.800 different than any other sin i don't think and but you know you're not supposed to say it's okay

01:29:25.080 that i'm a sinner yeah you're supposed to go forth and sin no more um there is a divine feminine i'm

01:29:30.000 not too fucking sure i don't really know i think you look at the queen of heaven thing and it's

01:29:34.120 pretty fucking explicit that's that's true the queen of heaven is like a it's a masculine thing

01:29:38.180 parading around as a female thing and in the bible it's like it's a negative thing that provokes the

01:29:43.980 anger of god when you give offerings to the queen of heaven and everybody pretty much regards it as

01:29:47.800 ishtar and shit which is what this bitch is saying what i'm saying is i think this thing

01:29:50.980 has some veracity it has veracity to it meaning like it came from the source that we are looking

01:29:56.900 at sure sure like it's okay to be gay i'm like okay check yes uh there's a divine feminine okay

01:30:01.960 yeah like the timing of this okay check yes yeah like all these things is like okay this is this

01:30:06.660 fits exactly into what we're looking yeah so in that regard yeah but it's it's in the opposition

01:30:11.020 of what i believe to be true yeah next thing i mean oh the next we're gonna kill this guy

01:30:15.260 yeah uh it's okay to write four words to books about mars and life on it unbelievable crazy

01:30:21.100 shit huh huh june 6th that's when all this is going to go down that's interesting also confirms

01:30:28.840 the grail theory of the holy bloodlines at the holy grail but even that is like that doesn't

01:30:33.560 matter right genetics don't matter this shit doesn't matter we're grafted onto the vine

01:30:39.780 saved by grace it doesn't matter the genealogy doesn't fucking matter anymore yeah that's what

01:30:46.660 these guys are obsessed with they're obsessed with the genealogy they're obsessed with the law

01:30:50.380 So Jesus wrote this, apparently, the banger.

01:30:53.360 Jesus is not fully human and did not actually die on the cross.

01:30:56.220 He just slowed his breathing until he could be rescued from the tomb by his wife.

01:31:00.800 Whoa, so denying the divinity, the overcoming of death, right?

01:31:04.840 And escapes to Scotland.

01:31:06.160 And escapes to Scotland.

01:31:07.400 What the fuck?

01:31:09.380 Also, they started the show talking about the Kensington runestone,

01:31:13.340 mentioned how it verified the Book of Enoch,

01:31:15.420 and suggested that the book was intentionally left out of the Bible.

01:31:17.820 you guys wonder why tucker and candace are talking about the nephilim now i'm a son now

01:31:22.400 i'm a sons of seth guy that's it yeah i just turned the corner bro because i'm like what is

01:31:26.460 this down comes out in 1940 fucking seven anybody want this i just know a lot of time we gotta

01:31:31.000 throw it out now yeah we gotta we're gonna do a new logo yeah what is it gonna be just like

01:31:35.260 sons up there i don't know just some dudes just like a man skull i'm not fucking getting rid of

01:31:39.640 this it is it's a cool yeah there's a lot of branding around this yeah but honestly dude like

01:31:44.400 the the the book of enoch thing even it's like like i get it i know that that uh enoch is

01:31:51.140 referenced in the bible jesus references enoch but that's different than referencing the book

01:31:55.420 of enoch right and so what are they referencing there are actually there there are maybe other

01:32:00.800 extra canonical texts um i don't know the second and the third book of enoch are just kind of

01:32:06.200 strange the first one does have some stuff in it where i'm like all right this points back to the

01:32:09.860 bible in a certain way but it's extra canonical it's just something that you read yeah yeah

01:32:13.600 interesting but now that this is like this thing is in the mix dude this is super sketchy i bet

01:32:18.420 even with the bible and i know people aren't gonna like this i've been kind of like a little sketch

01:32:22.460 about i don't know even matt's like oh king james we're gonna read the bible but i'm like this is

01:32:26.600 like the masoretic version of it like the the correct septuagint version of the old testament

01:32:31.720 bible in the book of esther has god's name and that was removed yeah i'm like what the fuck are

01:32:36.740 we even reading anymore that's a problem there are layers i think that's what it's like you know this

01:32:41.180 is in these times like faith is a huge component because good luck figuring it out good luck

01:32:47.440 figuring it out can never figure it out can't figure figure anything out dirty figures they

01:32:53.000 started the show talking about the kensington rune um so why why are candace and tucker talking

01:32:57.940 about the nephilim now i think they're setting up for this yes and this is what we're talking

01:33:02.720 about in tinfoil hat yesterday we can't trust anything in the bible right now question mark

01:33:06.360 they are about to attempt to smash

01:33:08.740 the rock that the church was built upon

01:33:10.740 divine feminine

01:33:12.300 aliens Jesus and silver boots

01:33:14.780 all rolled up into one beautiful burrito

01:33:16.640 we're going to have a good time with Steve

01:33:18.360 we're going to try to do a weekly series

01:33:20.580 with Steve in which

01:33:21.980 oh that'll be fun

01:33:22.780 if we can get the big room back there

01:33:25.460 whenever we can make it

01:33:26.960 we're going to kick the fucking olds out

01:33:29.400 I can't wait

01:33:30.760 I'm going to fucking kill them

01:33:31.820 they're very rude

01:33:34.940 they are very rude okay people didn't like that last episode we did it well just shout out to amy

01:33:39.960 amy didn't like she was like i didn't like amy's a hard ass bitch she's like fuck matt and i don't

01:33:44.880 like that those old people showed up in the background you know what i kind of agree all

01:33:48.720 right man i feel what you're saying i'm picking up what you're putting down the old people were

01:33:51.700 right before amy's really growing on us yeah at first i was kind of like show some respect

01:33:55.840 now i look at amy i go before i make any decisions i go what would amy do perhaps i've been too harsh

01:34:02.440 perhaps she's gonna love it she also does a very strange thing where she only she doesn't comment

01:34:07.820 here she comments in the page she only i'll see it sometimes i'll get a notification while we're

01:34:12.080 late yeah like she's watching we'll probably see it in a few minutes yeah she'll go it's me you're

01:34:16.620 talking about me yeah good job amy you're crushing you're crushing okay we'd love to hear some banter

01:34:21.860 on this from you guys well you got bantered up there you go you got bantered up yo um oh yeah

01:34:27.720 They also mentioned that the Templars founded the revolution, funded, funded the revolution.

01:34:32.400 My bad.

01:34:32.880 Sorry.

01:34:33.460 And that the scroll was brought here in that guy's asshole specifically to protect it and

01:34:38.160 keep it out of the hands of the church.

01:34:39.700 Yep.

01:34:40.220 Nobody wants to touch it after it's been in the dude's asshole.

01:34:43.080 Good Christian nationals will have no choice now but to defend this narrative.

01:34:47.420 Interesting.

01:34:48.440 It has always been our destiny.

01:34:49.720 Something like this could easily set up for the great falling away and cause a lot of

01:34:53.560 people to question their faith, disturbing on many levels.

01:34:56.820 this is fascinating that's fascinating there was a follow-up um i'll read it here so that was let

01:35:03.100 me find it um nope i'm in the wrong email my bad so i know that and it was a it was a short follow-up

01:35:10.160 it wasn't like a oh yeah no no no that was that was a follow i read it because i put it in there

01:35:15.160 they had mentioned disclosure oh okay the funded the funded revolution yeah yeah i mean maybe that's

01:35:22.140 worth um watching that shitty episode because was it shitty i mean they have millions of views

01:35:28.300 david we get we don't care how good your production is we get dozens of views if you're if you're

01:35:33.400 lying to me david said no it was good what was good i don't know i think he's talking about that

01:35:37.700 why files episode yeah some people think he didn't deny the substance people like this studio but i

01:35:43.520 like the original studio oh oh he's saying that episode was good in the in the in the um oh in

01:35:49.300 the thing yeah yeah it's gonna it's gonna get better that studio i like the original studio

01:35:53.120 too this is our i like this studio this screams raven and top lobster this whole setup here

01:35:59.140 screams it that out there is like it's good yeah it's good i'm not saying it's not good but like

01:36:04.560 this is special i i think with a lot of this is our home there's a lot of people yep and a bigger

01:36:10.420 room feels nice it does feel like the depth it's also breezier a lot of breeze i wear like my shorts

01:36:16.540 and you can feel them up there.

01:36:17.680 Yeah, it gets hot in this one.

01:36:19.680 Don't show legs.

01:36:21.580 I'm not going to show legs.

01:36:22.320 I'm going to show feet.

01:36:23.000 I'm going to put my slippers on.

01:36:23.860 What the fuck, dude?

01:36:24.700 I got my...

01:36:25.540 Okay, go ahead.

01:36:26.700 Camera three.

01:36:27.620 Yeah.

01:36:28.480 I got these nice slips on.

01:36:30.060 You got to put them a little bit higher.

01:36:31.680 Yeah, yeah, put it right there.

01:36:32.660 There you go.

01:36:33.600 Thank you, Scott.

01:36:34.380 Lobster feets is...

01:36:35.900 How about that?

01:36:36.340 Lobster feet.

01:36:36.940 All right.

01:36:37.900 Do we have another one to do?

01:36:39.280 It's...

01:36:39.640 We have to kind of redeem ourselves

01:36:41.060 because we fucking read

01:36:42.340 something we already read.

01:36:44.500 Three more.

01:36:45.760 Three more.

01:36:46.540 we have the red hoodie guy we have joe oh we got to read red hoodie guy okay yeah yeah we have this

01:36:53.220 jim bowman by the way he gave us a fucking middle finger jim bowman he might not get it red fucking

01:36:57.800 dick don't don't do that to us all right well let's do uh red hoodie guy because this is a

01:37:02.040 follow-up everybody remembers red hoodie guy right he sent this in january march in march

01:37:06.480 well which is how did that happen i guess we're in march right now hey boys hey hey what's your

01:37:11.820 name where you from red hoodie guy okay uh i thought i'd share the latest on my schizophrenic

01:37:17.520 neighbor whom i lovingly call j fool no it's fj fj what's up fj you're probably in the chat

01:37:22.900 stands for fucking fucking jew um in part one episode 333 of nds chronicles like three

01:37:32.900 colon like a time on a clock on an analog clock 333 of nds chronicles i told the story of how

01:37:39.020 my neighbor sprayed water and shouted mad ravings at unseen entities in his backyard garden one night

01:37:45.300 last july in part two episode sprawl of nds chronicles this guy's got fucking references

01:37:51.260 and everything yeah i told you how the next day red hoodie was under the impression that the police

01:37:55.520 were coming to help him and that my wife my wife magically knew when that would be she didn't as

01:38:03.360 you may recall i called behavioral health and they forwarded me to the local police i never

01:38:09.160 knew if the police ever did their welfare check that is not until recently a few weeks ago i

01:38:18.960 hopped in my truck drove down the alley behind my house toward the nearby street as i passed red

01:38:24.680 hoodie's front door there he was with his hood pulled up standing in a half squat both middle

01:38:31.800 fingers raised the ugliest sneer he could muster half squat the ugliest sneer he could muster

01:38:41.440 plastered on his face as he growled obscenities at me i stopped i rolled down my window and asked

01:38:48.720 what was wrong what followed was a series of fiery accusations very few of which were even loosely

01:38:54.820 rooted in reality but were there some that were he's like you fucking called a welfare check on

01:39:01.260 didn't you son of a bitch uh he accused me of calling the cops on him which he did which was

01:39:05.720 not entirely accurate what the fuck you did oh dude um he was visibly drunk i reminded him that

01:39:14.240 i had he had asked me to call the cops but that i hadn't i told him the truth i had been worried

01:39:19.640 about his well-being and i called behavioral health who then reached out to the local pd

01:39:23.460 to conduct a welfare check hold on uh tom i know tom sent us some he said he had like a lot of

01:39:28.800 stories tom sent more stuff he has more stuff and he re-sent it i know you all never dedicated

01:39:36.000 an entire episode to me can we do it again two episodes didn't we two episodes of tom but if

01:39:40.140 he sent stuff we'll read it okay because nobody's sending stuff these days we'll read it uh but not

01:39:45.020 today yeah maybe tomorrow maybe tomorrow no not tomorrow next week maybe next next maybe next

01:39:50.320 next month how about that tom you motherfucker um he denied that he ever asked for my help

01:39:57.320 Worse, he said that he saw and heard my wife and I standing on our balcony looking down into his yard,

01:40:05.400 calling the cops and telling them about the ammo and pot he has.

01:40:09.760 First of all, I'd be the last guy in the world to turn anyone in for having ammo and pot.

01:40:14.800 Even the schizophrenic neighbor who's shooting water at nobody.

01:40:19.060 Rather, I'd be inclined to make friends with such a person.

01:40:21.960 My own brother is that person.

01:40:24.140 Second, there's no way he could have possibly seen or heard my wife talking on the phone to anyone that day.

01:40:32.320 My wife wasn't home, and I made my phone call to behavioral health from inside the house.

01:40:44.660 It is my belief that the voices in his head were lying to him about us,

01:40:48.500 trying to stir up anger in him so that he would lash out, just like he was doing now.

01:40:53.200 This guy was overheated.

01:40:55.020 He got right into my face,

01:40:56.560 baring his teeth, shouting,

01:40:58.180 calling me a liar over and over.

01:41:00.260 I insisted that I'd never call the cops

01:41:02.200 on someone who wasn't hurting anyone or anything.

01:41:04.960 I progressed through the day

01:41:06.080 through the gay libertarian pipeline

01:41:09.300 and emerged on the other end

01:41:11.160 with a healthy distrust and dislike

01:41:13.400 for any governmental authority.

01:41:15.540 When I would start to explain my side of things,

01:41:18.400 he would instantly get quiet,

01:41:20.240 step back, put his hands in his pockets,

01:41:22.560 and listen respectfully before blowing up again incredible hell yeah dude this guy crushes uh it

01:41:28.300 was like watching two different people operate one body he demanded to know why i was worried

01:41:32.980 about him so i reminded him about the events of that night in july then i said something that

01:41:37.800 struck a nerve i told him that i believed he was tormented i didn't get into details but i told him

01:41:43.520 that we're all tormented at times one way or another myself included he agreed i told him

01:41:49.120 that he was a child of God, but that there are things out there working hard to keep him separated

01:41:54.240 from God. And in that moment, he stepped back, looked into the sky with his hands folded together

01:42:00.580 and shouted, yes. But then he told me that he's a grown ass man. He's been taking care of himself

01:42:09.900 for years and he don't need my help. I love that I should mind my own business and stop looking

01:42:13.940 into his backyard my house is two stories and sits about six feet from his fence line i take

01:42:20.080 the next several minutes to detail the specific layout of my craftsman style house so that you

01:42:25.300 can better understand its dimensions well thank you but i know raven can only go so long between

01:42:29.840 hot dogs i appreciate that thank you very much i actually think i'm overdue um maybe another time

01:42:35.200 anyway not looking into his backyard is virtually impossible plus a year prior red hoodie had cut

01:42:41.940 all the vegetation down that had previously given him and us some privacy in order to make room for

01:42:47.460 his garden furthermore i explained to him that being responsible for the safety of my family

01:42:52.260 it is my duty to at least peripherally be aware of potential threats and immediate in the immediate

01:42:57.640 neighborhood i couldn't help but take notice when he started talking to his corn to that he asked me

01:43:04.560 if I'd thought he'd actually hurt my wife, my wife, or kid.

01:43:10.140 I told him I hoped he wouldn't,

01:43:12.180 but he needed to understand my concern with his behavior.

01:43:15.260 We ran around like this for a while.

01:43:17.260 His arguments were circular,

01:43:18.860 always building until he was angry,

01:43:20.720 shouting and in my face,

01:43:21.960 always coming back to the accusation

01:43:23.340 that I had called the cops.

01:43:24.600 At least we agreed that if I saw he was in trouble

01:43:27.560 or was concerned about what he was doing,

01:43:29.660 I wouldn't call anyone.

01:43:31.440 I would just talk with him about it directly.

01:43:34.560 He told me that I could come over.

01:43:36.480 He'd offer me a drink and we could talk civilly.

01:43:38.640 That sounds like an amazing time.

01:43:40.440 Crazy.

01:43:40.960 Having reached an understanding, I offered him my hand.

01:43:43.540 He shook it and I went on my way, praying to God that he disallow anything that might

01:43:48.640 be attached to him to latch on to me.

01:43:50.460 That's what we were just talking about.

01:43:51.380 That's a good move, too.

01:43:53.140 After a few days or a few days later, rather, he dragged me down.

01:43:56.540 I mean, flagged me, dragged me down and stabbed me in the chest.

01:44:00.100 No, a few days later, he flagged me down.

01:44:02.460 He was smiling warmly and appeared sober.

01:44:04.560 He immediately apologized for coming at me the way that he had.

01:44:07.880 He explained that he had been sober for years, but recently relapsed.

01:44:11.020 He blamed his girlfriend, that bitch, for getting him all fucked up.

01:44:15.460 Strangely enough, in the past five years, we've been neighbors.

01:44:18.660 I've never seen his girlfriend.

01:44:21.260 I told him I appreciate his apology, that I was glad that we had talked,

01:44:26.260 and not to let his girlfriend fuck him up.

01:44:28.940 Fast forward to a couple of quiet weeks later, and I see her, his girlfriend,

01:44:33.280 hanging out with Red Hoodie in his backyard.

01:44:35.700 Whoa.

01:44:36.360 I was relieved that she wasn't imaginary

01:44:38.060 or some unclean spirit,

01:44:40.500 but I was concerned that she was still around,

01:44:44.380 worried that she might trigger him again.

01:44:46.760 She did.

01:44:48.200 Late night, or late that night,

01:44:50.280 Red Hoodie walked into his small,

01:44:52.080 detached, one-car garage

01:44:53.560 that sits alongside the alley

01:44:54.980 and slammed the metal garage door

01:44:56.920 over and over again

01:44:58.520 while yelling at someone who wasn't there.

01:45:00.640 For years, I've lived in Stockton, California, which has at different times earned the title most violent city in California, seventh most dangerous city in the U.S., etc.

01:45:11.840 I've seen a lot of dark shit, but I live in a nice town in a nice, quiet neighborhood filled with mostly boomers.

01:45:18.440 This sort of thing doesn't happen much outside of Red Hoodies rare episodes.

01:45:22.420 So when this tantrum had gone on for some 15 minutes, a neighbor had lost their patience and yelled at him.

01:45:28.000 He grumbled, slammed the door one more time, and went inside the house.

01:45:32.220 Minutes later, a patrol car drove slowly down our alley.

01:45:35.840 He's going to blame him.

01:45:36.720 Shining lights on his house.

01:45:39.280 We didn't see Red Hoodie again for a week or more.

01:45:41.780 I want to help the guy, but I don't know how.

01:45:43.940 There are a couple of deliverance ministries in this town,

01:45:46.840 but I doubt Hoodie would be willing to talk to them

01:45:49.120 or even consider the possibility that there might be a connection

01:45:51.800 between his affliction and the spiritual realm, if there is one.

01:45:55.680 That's a good cover.

01:45:56.300 honestly there's a considerable homeless population in this town and i believe most of

01:46:02.700 them suffer from the same torment as red hoodie more and more lately i feel called to do something

01:46:07.400 about it a final solution if you will specifically i want to test the spirits of the local 501c3

01:46:14.400 churches because i feel that this town can only be in decline due to a dereliction of their duty

01:46:20.800 to actively advance the kingdom of God and the culture of Christ.

01:46:26.140 I want to identify the false idols in the community

01:46:28.300 and galvanize the Christians here to engage in the spiritual warfare

01:46:31.840 necessary to tear them down.

01:46:34.200 This process may even include the purchase of a microphone.

01:46:38.440 I don't know, but I know that whatever I end up doing,

01:46:42.440 if I do it for Christ, it'll be worth the time.

01:46:45.420 After all, it's not my time, it's his.

01:46:48.740 God bless you guys.

01:46:49.700 tell matt we miss him but respect his reasons for taking a step back fj fool man damn that's an

01:46:57.920 interesting uh interesting follow so he did see the girl one time yeah and then gone and then she

01:47:05.540 triggered him and then he lost his shit yeah it's interesting because when he told him that he was

01:47:12.080 being oppressed by something that was trying to separate him from god and he steps back and

01:47:16.760 looks into the sky and yells yes yeah and then after that he's like you're a dick yo that is

01:47:23.840 you have no right to interfere with their way of life yeah that's what that brings to mind

01:47:29.700 that's what that's what you're talking to too that's like dangerous business yeah dude that's

01:47:33.820 dangerous business and and he's just talking to him in his face he's like yeah he's like i'm scared

01:47:38.000 you'll kill my kids and the guy's like you think i'll really kill him and he's like hey it's a

01:47:42.100 possibility that's a crazy conversation to have he's like basically like based off of like the

01:47:45.820 that you've seen like you think i would do that i'm asking seriously because i don't know because

01:47:49.620 yeah i'd be like i don't know my answer would be like no i don't think you do that because i'd

01:47:54.360 fucking kill you yeah yeah yeah i would say i don't think you'd do that just to really reinforce

01:47:59.100 it like you wouldn't do that right like that's not something that you would do um i don't know

01:48:04.200 i mean the idea of testing the spirits of the local church i gotta be honest i don't think

01:48:10.900 you're ever going to get the church you'd have more success being a dude carrying a bible

01:48:16.940 plot twist fj fool is red hoodie he's one of the many personalities of red hoodie yeah um

01:48:23.220 i think you'd have more of a chance going around yourself with a bible

01:48:27.040 than getting the church to to what exactly test the spirits of the church find the local what

01:48:36.200 idols false idols powers principalities identify them i don't know if the church is gonna you know

01:48:46.140 just seems unlikely but to be a dude on the street with a bible you know telling people

01:48:54.300 the good news i mean i think you could probably get very far if you tell them i don't believe that

01:49:01.540 you're not really experiencing shit you know what i mean yeah because everything throughout the

01:49:08.080 medical system is like you're fucked up you're fucked up gotta go to rehab you know gotta be

01:49:12.400 on these drugs ssris that girl is a witch yeah it's a possibility well what kind of chick dates

01:49:19.440 a dude that you know pretty clearly i mean according to his neighbor according to fj it

01:49:25.960 seems like this guy has pretty regular you know freak outs yeah how long you date a motherfucker

01:49:31.580 before you notice that i think it's it seems like she's coming around to like uh get the freak outs

01:49:36.540 to be consistent like the freak outs are slowing down and then she she comes back she probably got

01:49:40.400 her own spirits and they're all yeah having fun together man that's a that is a bad relationship

01:49:46.700 not good just be careful be careful dealing with that guy we have two more stories but i don't know

01:49:51.120 if i want to read two maybe we read one maybe we read one who who do we got uh we got joe joe i

01:49:59.280 like he says what up nef boys what is a ufos and nuclear bases what yeah one of these says nancy

01:50:05.660 what is that oh that's a jim bowman no i don't know it says ufos and nuclear bases

01:50:14.980 oh no that's different that's a that's a file that i had oh okay all right never mind we're

01:50:20.100 gonna read joe joe let's dock some we'll scroll to the bottom what's your last name is joe no last

01:50:26.120 name four pages yeah we'll have to be we'll have to be done after this been listening to nephilim

01:50:30.160 death squad podcast for quite a few years now a few years i mean we've been doing for two so i

01:50:35.140 2.5 2.5 a couple feels like forever feels like a long time it feels real close to us like they

01:50:40.840 know us like like you are real comfortable yeah so i'm headed g by jonathan said read joe is that

01:50:45.600 no toughy joe is joe right above him toey joe too hey hey hey hey hey that's you let's dance

01:50:52.700 touchy joe toey toey toey you indian joe toey you indian toey joe joe dot or feather which one

01:51:03.220 smell you stink definitely a guy recently you've been talking more about dreams

01:51:08.380 and i figured i'd share some of mine because let me tell you i got some fucking dreams let's go

01:51:14.180 For a cliffhanger, I'm pretty sure I had a witch attacking me most of my life in my dreams.

01:51:18.740 Ooh, damn.

01:51:20.040 Big cans or not?

01:51:21.360 What did you do?

01:51:22.000 Did you deserve it?

01:51:23.740 For background, I had always had an active imagination.

01:51:27.380 Diagnosed with ADHD in my early 20s, and I used to have pretty lucid dreams all my life.

01:51:33.900 One of my first memorable nightmares as a kid involved three wolves terrorizing me all night.

01:51:39.420 Now, maybe I'm wrong, but when most people wake up from a bad dream, that's the end of it.

01:51:43.240 and they're able to roll over and go back to sleep calming down not me my name my nightmares

01:51:48.920 wouldn't leave after waking up and would just pick back up when i close my eyes for instance

01:51:53.600 one dream i had after dealing with a lot of snakes the fuck was that uh was having my room

01:52:01.000 filled with snakes when i would wake up i realized that my room was empty calm down close my eyes

01:52:05.820 back to sleep but when i did right back in the room full of snakes at the exact moment i left

01:52:10.580 nancy nancy nancy i'm can you can you say something about that yeah what do you got to

01:52:17.220 say about that a room full of snakes well not just that but like sleeping waking up and going

01:52:22.340 back to sleep in the same dream that happened to you nancy yeah it's happened before is it

01:52:29.480 it's a what is that is that a usual thing that happens yeah i'd say it's pretty typical

01:52:39.360 interesting okay usually i usually

01:52:42.300 can't go back

01:52:43.120 well it happens more often if you

01:52:46.260 fall right back asleep

01:52:47.500 if you stay awake a little longer

01:52:49.580 you're less likely to go back

01:52:52.160 that makes sense like that portal

01:52:54.020 still open okay for me that that happens

01:52:56.280 more it barely ever happens

01:52:58.220 but if it does it's like a spooky dream that i don't

01:53:00.080 want to go back to and then i'm like oh no i'm back in the

01:53:02.120 fucking spooky dream you never go back to a cool dream

01:53:04.100 never just having a good old time

01:53:06.120 and then go back there so

01:53:07.840 put right back in the room full of snakes.

01:53:10.580 God damn it. Now, animal

01:53:12.540 dreams are weird, but not really that scary

01:53:14.360 as you get older. Eventually, these dreams

01:53:16.560 would get very nightmarish and

01:53:18.420 led to sleeping less because every time I close

01:53:20.360 my eyes, I'd be put back into a hellish,

01:53:22.460 torturous nightmare. Now

01:53:24.440 for the witch part. My

01:53:26.400 first encounter with it was as a kid.

01:53:28.960 In the dream, I was getting ready

01:53:30.300 for bed with another person, probably family

01:53:32.520 member, but not important, standing

01:53:34.380 right in front of me. I went to

01:53:36.420 take my shirt off put my head through the hole and when i popped in uh off the other end the

01:53:41.380 person was now an evil demonic looking witch gray hair black dress and eyes that were black this is

01:53:46.860 this is um you're not dreaming it doesn't seem like he's dreaming this is a an awake thing

01:53:51.520 that's a problem that is a huge problem that's not cool she started yelling at me in an echoing voice

01:53:57.760 how i was uh how i was hers and there was nothing i can do that one freaked me out to the point where

01:54:04.180 i started sleeping with my closet door open okay so maybe this was a dream i'm just trying to uh

01:54:08.740 oh in a dream i'm sorry i'm retarded okay he explicitly said in a dream in a dream he's in

01:54:13.440 the chat like in a dream in a dream you retard my bad okay um and crinkling up my shirts all the way

01:54:20.760 to the head hole so i can look through it as i put my shirt on so she couldn't be like just a quick

01:54:26.160 yeah like you fucking you wrinkle it up and you look through it yeah make sure that i'm not going

01:54:30.740 Yeah, there's never a fucking moment where you don't see where the witch is standing.

01:54:35.120 All right.

01:54:35.600 One night, I felt two pokes on my butt in the middle of the night.

01:54:38.360 Oh, no.

01:54:39.100 You got BF'd.

01:54:40.160 Oh, no.

01:54:41.800 Damn it, Joe.

01:54:42.880 But fuck.

01:54:43.480 Say it ain't so.

01:54:44.300 That's crazy.

01:54:47.260 Very nice.

01:54:48.100 Thinking it was one of my parents.

01:54:49.960 What?

01:54:50.940 I rolled over to see what they needed only to wake up to an empty room.

01:54:55.520 This one messed me up for a long time because I had lost trust in what dreams were and real at night.

01:55:00.740 that sucks that's a that's a terrible fucking place to be yeah every time you try to go to

01:55:05.480 sleep now it's like am i sleeping already not cool i started not wanting to open my eyes at night

01:55:11.340 even when i had a nightmare because i thought something was going to be in my room

01:55:14.840 not a fun time as a kid below 10 he grew up yeah he grew up going to church and if i'm not mistaken

01:55:22.720 around this time of my life when i accepted g is when i accepted jesus into my life mom always said

01:55:28.440 that he would protect me as I sleep but it didn't stop. These dreams kept happening and in some

01:55:33.880 aspects they got worse because they started waking me up intentionally. In these dreams it didn't

01:55:38.620 matter the scene or scenario but some people would eventually say my name and ask if I can get them

01:55:43.420 something. Could be like grab a pen or get them a Gatorade, close the door, just something and as

01:55:49.220 soon as they'd ask I'd say sure then immediately wake up in my bed. When I realized it was a dream

01:55:54.860 i'd close my eyes and go back to sleep and would be snapped right back into the dream in front of

01:55:58.960 the person they'd say did you get that thing so i'd wake back up whoa what the fuck and when i

01:56:06.160 went back to sleep you guessed it back in front of the person they're asking the same fucking thing

01:56:10.360 damn now after the third time is when things would go south the person in the dream would look

01:56:15.640 annoyed or angry because you kept not getting them there yeah maybe you should probably just got them

01:56:19.740 what they wanted. Yeah. Kind of a real

01:56:21.880 jerk move, Joe. Do you think is Gatorade

01:56:24.080 and Astral realm the same?

01:56:26.720 Does it have all the sugar?

01:56:27.960 I don't know. Does it have sugar? I thought it was electrolytes.

01:56:30.440 And sugar and dye.

01:56:32.140 It's crazy shit in there. Gatorade is a huge

01:56:33.960 scam. I wonder if they have better rules and laws

01:56:36.040 than Astral. Maybe.

01:56:37.820 No red dye. 40 at the very least.

01:56:40.540 I was no longer, he was no longer

01:56:42.020 asking nicely if I can get them something

01:56:43.860 and said they'd have an attitude and be like

01:56:45.900 I thought you were going to get me the pen

01:56:47.840 a while ago yeah why haven't you gotten me the pen it's a reasonable question joe you ever think

01:56:52.600 about that yeah i mean it is the shit nancy in the astral like these people do exist there right

01:56:59.640 and they probably need pens they probably he's probably doing something so they would they get

01:57:04.920 annoyed with you they're not just npcs right some of them are i think oh so some are just like fig

01:57:13.020 but do they ever need stuff like are they working with things writing things having a book maybe

01:57:17.160 using a pen using a utensil

01:57:18.860 Gatorade yeah sure

01:57:21.360 fucking I don't believe

01:57:23.220 her I feel like she just says

01:57:24.980 whatever you want to hear yeah she's like whatever you guys want to hear

01:57:26.960 I'm boiling water when I got

01:57:29.260 older and was reflecting on those particular dreams

01:57:31.300 I would think about Samuel being woken up

01:57:33.140 by God and wonder if they could be similar

01:57:35.120 I don't think they were because the entity

01:57:37.100 would always be imitating people

01:57:39.140 that I already knew in real life

01:57:40.500 yeah but these entities

01:57:42.780 like they do the same things

01:57:44.860 they would copy the same techniques

01:57:47.300 so it's a possibility

01:57:49.520 it's just which direction is it coming from

01:57:51.600 when I

01:57:53.620 hit my teens I would play video games at night

01:57:55.360 to combat these streams

01:57:56.440 once they started it was easier to fire

01:57:59.540 up the old PS2 and play for 30 minutes to

01:58:01.460 an hour and it would usually

01:58:03.000 reset the brain I had a very similar thing

01:58:05.500 when I was young and I would put on

01:58:07.820 I know every word

01:58:09.700 to the Shrek

01:58:11.140 and the karaoke dance party

01:58:13.300 what? yeah

01:58:14.860 Shrek and the karaoke dance party?

01:58:18.380 Those are just words that you put together.

01:58:20.060 Shrek and the...

01:58:21.260 It starts off...

01:58:23.340 A video game?

01:58:23.880 Shrek is going...

01:58:24.700 No, it's not a video game.

01:58:25.560 He goes,

01:58:26.420 Don't go changing

01:58:28.820 to try and please me.

01:58:31.440 Is this like Shrek 2?

01:58:32.460 You've never let me down before.

01:58:35.880 That's what you'd watch to come down?

01:58:37.280 I made it through the wilderness.

01:58:40.680 You know I made it through.

01:58:44.860 Never knew how lost I was

01:58:48.020 Until I found you

01:58:49.960 I like big butts

01:58:52.660 And I cannot lie

01:58:53.620 You don't know the Shrek at the karaoke dance party?

01:58:57.180 No but I hate it

01:58:58.100 So you'd listen

01:58:58.980 So I would put on Shrek

01:59:02.220 Because I would need like a fucking reset

01:59:04.480 You'd need like a come down

01:59:05.580 Whatever the hell I was dealing with

01:59:07.220 Was spooky enough

01:59:08.620 That I would be like Shrek

01:59:10.400 Shrek had that warm feeling for you

01:59:12.780 And in the DVD menu

01:59:13.680 it had shrek and the karaoke dance party boom boom boom boom

01:59:20.120 dance to the music but i don't know dance to the music dude it was the fucking best

01:59:28.700 you don't remember it how did we get here uh i don't know talking about stuff that would uh

01:59:35.400 you know you'd have to david might have perfect fish shrek 2 is really a fantastic movie there's

01:59:42.680 a scene where they play um i need a hero is this i forget which one the fairy godmother that's a

01:59:49.480 good one dude and they turn like human yes handsome shrek yes bro when they storm the castle and the

01:59:54.560 horse the horse donkey bro and they're playing i need a hero it is the greatest shit gives me

01:59:59.240 fucking goosebumps but yeah so that's a laney clip that cartoon cartoons um you know shrek

02:00:07.760 shit like that i would have to wake up and put something on that would uh make me not

02:00:13.640 reset the brain horrified yeah from whatever i was just encountering i've never seen

02:00:18.360 you what that's your fuck that's half your problem nancy that is maybe all of your problem

02:00:24.620 maybe about 70 shrek one incredible shrek two uh uh panda fly says it cinematic masterpiece

02:00:31.940 and then it's all downhill from there shrek three it doesn't even exist nancy uh maybe that's why

02:00:37.540 you're a bad person there's like 17 shreks yeah you're like critically maybe next movie night

02:00:43.760 shrek 2 uh well you have to watch shrek 1 yeah for the context i like that boulder that is a

02:00:51.100 nice boulder what the fuck nancy we're gonna get sued but at some point around copyright struck

02:00:58.060 for this episode around that early mid-teenage uh the mid-teenages when i i had is when i had

02:01:05.080 my next major encounter with the witch.

02:01:08.820 In this dream, I was in the basement of my childhood home

02:01:11.100 with a friend whose name...

02:01:12.760 They always bring you to your childhood home.

02:01:14.260 ...was Isaiah.

02:01:15.060 Not sure if that matters, but we're doxing people, so hey.

02:01:17.500 Let's go.

02:01:18.680 Anyway, we're playing downstairs,

02:01:20.040 and it started raining heavily outside.

02:01:22.700 Raining so hard and so fast that it started flooding,

02:01:25.920 and we could see it climbing up the subwindows.

02:01:29.960 Oh, shit.

02:01:31.040 So we thought it was cool and started making jokes

02:01:33.660 like the earth is going to flood again it might be shrek in the swamp karaoke dance party i'm not

02:01:38.120 really too sure but please we have to check this out i mean i'll do a little googs you can't play

02:01:42.320 it um shrek and uh i got it you got a karaoke dance party uh was this this is at the end of

02:01:49.480 shrek one dude it's the best yeah yeah i've watched it so many times um i could do the whole thing

02:01:57.740 but is it shrek in the swamp karaoke dance party or shrek in the karaoke dance party shrek in the

02:02:02.660 swamp in the swamp in karaoke dance party you'll never find it just then the witch started yelling

02:02:11.260 in an echoing voice telling us how we were about to die i don't like the echoing voice

02:02:15.780 yeah yeah it's weird in the dream me and my friend looked at each other and shrugged it off

02:02:20.840 like get a load of this guy because we both knew the world would end in a fire next time not a

02:02:26.140 flight i got you bitch exactly you're a liar at that exact moment though i woke up and was the

02:02:32.040 most scared i ever was in a dream it's only time out of all the nightmares that i remember springing

02:02:37.680 up in my bed and being utterly drenched in fear by far the most scared i ever was almost like i

02:02:43.900 thought the witch was going to get my soul interesting which is what they're after that's

02:02:47.560 what they keep that's what they do it's funny because the same exact scenario do the same

02:02:53.380 exact scenario think about that there's going to be a giant flood yeah and they're going to come

02:02:58.900 after you're sold that's the fucking alien abduction phenomenon yeah there's gonna be a

02:03:02.840 giant flood giant cataclysm it's gonna be a polar thing the tidal wave panda has my newest favorite

02:03:07.300 conspiracy nancy might be a ghost caught in a cycle where she died boiling water oh shit long

02:03:12.460 before shrek was ever made probably yeah yep exactly she can't she can't even watch shrek

02:03:18.040 she hasn't been with us in the physical since maybe 1998 98 at least i'd say is this real

02:03:25.920 chat israel israel you can't prove is jacob israel gay nancy can you confirm

02:03:32.960 no you see this uh mason drew a small penis on my coffee yeah i don't know what that means

02:03:41.520 it's a little bit of a subliminal she's a bitch shot across the bow some would say uh

02:03:46.000 anyway great coffee in college i found new problems as one does uh with dealing with

02:03:52.020 i didn't find any problems in college didn't go there you go fuck it uh i was uh dealing with

02:03:58.960 dreams which was having a roommate what does that mean wait i found new problems dealing with dreams

02:04:03.460 which oh i see yeah so you're having dreams but you got a roommate so you got to be chill well

02:04:08.400 now yeah next sentence does it couldn't just fire up the playstation play shrek uh karaoke dance

02:04:13.560 party had to start fighting these dreams at night the most memorable one happened like this a bunch

02:04:19.720 of my teammates were hanging out together in my dorm and one guy asked for a gatorade fuck what

02:04:24.840 is going on that's so strange the gatorade here no he doesn't because let's just keep asking

02:04:30.960 gatorade is the craziest scam i kept i made him get the peach the sparkling peach clean

02:04:36.100 oh did you you really like the peach one not really it was just like i like that he like

02:04:41.000 telling him to do shit he doesn't i like the strawberry lemonade but uh but we ran out of

02:04:45.060 that one well if i can get on them you know what gatorade is weird because it's just kool-aid with

02:04:49.920 not a lot of kool-aid in it yeah yeah salt water down cool water yeah but if there's others they

02:04:54.960 put other stuff in it it really makes it drink gatorade i mean drink kool-aid yeah be bled the

02:05:00.680 energy purple drink i said sure then i woke up to get the gatorade realized the dream uh then went

02:05:13.300 back to sleep same pattern happened of three after the third time the person starts looking

02:05:17.860 evil and demonic asking acting like i'm disrespecting him stop disrespecting me when i

02:05:23.100 ask me to get my gatorade that's kind of crazy that's a really strange pattern so there's this

02:05:28.760 third time yeah they turn into a demonic kind of asshole that's like me like you asked me three

02:05:33.980 times and then and then you'll do whatever the bidding is but they're like hey oh dude but i

02:05:38.060 get it get the fucking astral gatorade yeah i'm not understanding why you're not doing that maybe

02:05:43.880 that's the thing is they don't have gatorade in the astral yeah they're trying to get you

02:05:48.540 yeah to get it in there that's what the plants need the gatorade to grow big and strong yeah

02:05:53.320 brondo brondo the thirst mutilator shit bro this started a very loud yelling match in my head

02:06:00.800 between me and this thing i told him no in no uncertain terms i was not going to get this and

02:06:05.580 if he wanted it so bad he can get up and get it himself hey joe was there ever a um like a were

02:06:11.900 they ever like a specific flavor yeah the yellow one i never liked the yellow one the blue one was

02:06:17.600 all right yellow is the best ah dude red's the best you're crazy i know red is great but it tastes

02:06:23.240 very fake oh yeah that's the fucking best part the blue i like the white one i like the yellow

02:06:27.920 one they were like less fake like uh the yellow one tasted like electricity when i drank when i

02:06:33.920 drink it yeah drank it drink when i drunk it my ancestors inside of me would be like what is this

02:06:40.000 oh yeah what is more of this big shit no they would just ask in general for gatorade they'd be

02:06:46.040 like give me some of that gatorade and then i'd wake up and they'd be like give me some of that

02:06:50.400 gatorade get some more and then i'd wake up and they ever satiated well i guess you've never

02:06:53.900 gotten them was there ever an instance joe where you got them a single thing they asked for

02:06:57.960 well here we go because i'm starting to get annoyed with joe yeah you bitch and his inability

02:07:01.780 to ever get fucking anything for these

02:07:03.740 astral people. Joe, come to Bohemian

02:07:05.740 Grove, but bring the Gatorade. Bring Gatorade. If you come

02:07:07.780 to Bohemian Grove, bring the red one.

02:07:09.700 Don't listen to the top. Look at tinfoil

02:07:11.800 tiara says the yellow one is the best. Thank you.

02:07:14.060 Thank you. Uh-oh. You see Z-Man?

02:07:16.160 He's in a loop. Oh, my mama

02:07:17.740 get the Gatorade. Oh, my mama get

02:07:19.840 the Gatorade. Oh, my mama get the

02:07:21.900 Gatorade. Sleep demon in an

02:07:23.660 end loop. About to get your ass whooped, Joe. What's an end loop?

02:07:26.740 A Nephilim loop.

02:07:27.900 Ah. He then started becoming

02:07:29.600 bigger like a giant. This guy, like I said,

02:07:31.780 saying that like i said that i wasn't allowed to talk back to him and started talking like he was

02:07:37.800 gonna start torturing me in my mind all right what's that sound like he doesn't say i'm gonna

02:07:43.460 torture you in your mind but he's talking like he's gonna torture me in my mind i'm gonna start

02:07:47.440 talking to david like that i don't know what that's bigger and bigger how does it sound like

02:07:53.680 i'm gonna start torturing you in your mind i don't know man it's got to be something familiar

02:07:58.820 I don't know what that is you know

02:08:00.440 There is like

02:08:01.860 A sort of sound

02:08:04.700 That I didn't

02:08:06.980 I think we figured out what it sounds like

02:08:09.400 I know what it sounds like

02:08:10.240 I still love you

02:08:12.440 Right here this is how you

02:08:14.860 Torture somebody

02:08:15.440 Oh my god it's so sad dude

02:08:26.860 Look at him.

02:08:27.480 Look at him.

02:08:27.860 He doesn't even know what to do.

02:08:29.160 Pure pain.

02:08:29.820 He doesn't even know what to do, man.

02:08:31.220 He's just touching his chin for no fucking reason.

02:08:33.500 Yeah, Joe has balls, though, because he yelled right back.

02:08:35.860 Okay.

02:08:36.660 I yelled back, no, you don't control me.

02:08:38.580 This is my mind.

02:08:39.520 Fuck you.

02:08:40.120 I am no puppet to do your will.

02:08:43.020 Okay.

02:08:43.680 Get your own Gatorade.

02:08:45.040 I don't know how long this went on for.

02:08:46.320 It felt like forever.

02:08:47.720 And I was waiting.

02:08:48.980 It was waiting for me to concede.

02:08:52.200 I felt semi-conscious.

02:08:53.580 Somebody just got hurt.

02:08:54.480 I heard actually a Bacall.

02:08:55.960 like a person fall yeah oh shit imagine whatever yeah not my not my chair not my problem i felt

02:09:03.280 semi-conscious as this was happening as well all the words and actions yeah uh was in my head but

02:09:10.200 i could feel my body moving my hands grabbing at the bed after this encounter these kind of dreams

02:09:15.460 became fairly mind i think mild maybe mild yeah uh they would still happen but if i said no that

02:09:21.980 was the end of it they got the gatorade themselves i still might wake up but when i fell back asleep

02:09:26.700 the dream didn't continue good you broke the the loop very nice after college i became kind of a

02:09:32.640 pothead which can coincidentally stop me from dreaming almost entirely oh that's interesting

02:09:37.100 yep it'll do that when i do they are some of the most intense almost action movie quality dreams

02:09:43.360 i've woken up thinking that it was the best movie i've ever seen but they would be erased from my

02:09:48.360 head within minutes sometimes seconds after waking up you know um remember recently i told you that

02:09:53.340 i can't do that thing anymore where i used to be able to like go to the stars in my behind my eyes

02:09:56.980 yeah oh yeah and um then that used to happen very easily back in the past in fact i i got really

02:10:03.060 good at it i can get there like if you gave me 60 seconds from closing my eyes i could get there

02:10:08.520 yeah i can't do it anymore and i did at some point pray to god that if this isn't something

02:10:15.400 that's from you take it away and that happened maybe i don't know uh within the last year like

02:10:22.360 far far back not like in three months ago or four months ago like maybe six months to a year ago i

02:10:27.680 said that and and then i so i've been wondering like is that what this is like i can't get access

02:10:33.900 to it anymore and then i was listening to this merkel episode and the guest was talking about

02:10:39.380 um gifts you know and that he can go to this astral realm but he never ever tried to give

02:10:46.080 him back that's in that book uh set the captives free well he for him he never tried to ever just

02:10:53.240 since he was a kid it would be happening and god tells him you know go here and you're interceding

02:10:58.760 you're praying for people that's what he does when he goes there he can see people being uh

02:11:03.360 oppressed by demonic entities but he would pray on their behalf while he's there and uh hey there

02:11:09.680 you go um and so thanks for the money faggot but he's so he's like uh he doesn't he never meditated

02:11:19.080 to get there he never looked up how to get there he didn't do some you know monroe institute shit

02:11:23.760 he didn't do drugs to get there it's just an innate ability he would end up there as a child

02:11:27.980 and that was a gift that was given to him and he says that it's different than if you do it the

02:11:32.100 other ways and for me i was really high and i was like meditating that's how i got there the first

02:11:39.620 time i got there i didn't learn how to get there but i got there like i worked to get there and

02:11:45.200 then over time i would like refine it and it would always feel like there was something more that i

02:11:49.240 could do but i wasn't like smart enough to figure out how to do it but after praying if it's not

02:11:55.340 from you take it away i can't i haven't been back there since don't go back no i guess not

02:12:02.400 i mean there's nothing well i won't say there's nothing because there was times remember i told

02:12:06.740 you like i saw a fucking portal open up yeah behind my eyes and when i opened up my eyes i

02:12:11.420 could still see it in the darkness of my room and that wasn't even that long ago that wasn't i was

02:12:15.020 living in the hood over here um so it did result in some i guess not some great shit uh but yeah

02:12:23.720 I don't know.

02:12:24.200 I just think that that's interesting because listening to that guy say it,

02:12:27.080 it's like,

02:12:27.300 yeah,

02:12:27.760 that was something.

02:12:29.460 It was an innate gift that he had since childhood.

02:12:32.140 He never learned how to do it.

02:12:33.480 And I'm like,

02:12:33.760 that's interesting.

02:12:34.180 Cause I did it the opposite way.

02:12:35.520 I didn't get there till I was like 17 or 18.

02:12:38.480 And I got there,

02:12:39.700 uh,

02:12:40.800 through smoking an ungodly amount of weed and meditating for a long time.

02:12:45.580 Took like hours.

02:12:48.060 The first night on psychotic that is.

02:12:49.440 Cause there's nothing else.

02:12:50.100 It's I'm homeless.

02:12:50.940 it's an abandoned house with no electricity no nothing it's cold it's winter time i can't sleep

02:12:57.520 i'm sitting there you know for hours channeling hours and hours and hours not channeling

02:13:04.240 looking looking and and moving um clouds of darkness i don't even know how to say clouds

02:13:14.040 of darkness you could focus on one spot and almost go through them and move them to the side and it

02:13:19.760 become more and more clear every time you went through a layer of this until eventually all

02:13:24.920 these dark clouds would move and you're left with stars just stars but that took a long time to do

02:13:30.880 the first time and then i got better at it and better at it till eventually you know i could get

02:13:34.500 it done in like 60 seconds now i can't do it at all very interesting i think you're not supposed

02:13:40.340 to probably not supposed to the hell you were going dude that actually reminds me of uh nick

02:13:45.140 from occult rejects was telling us about that sort of practice to rewatch that episode but it's the

02:13:50.260 same sort of practice that's interesting to get to somewhere you're like removing layers i've seen

02:13:56.120 like one or two people talk about it in all the years that i've been aware of this thing one or

02:14:01.900 two people have talked about it you know somebody else called it static looking like tv static and

02:14:08.160 i would say like kind of because it's black and white you know white stars black surface if there's

02:14:14.300 enough stars it kind of looks like static but i would be moving through those motherfuckers like

02:14:18.520 three-dimensional space like moving through them and they'd be twisting and wheeling around me

02:14:22.840 and you could see things you could pick a thing and focus on it not too great it wasn't too easy

02:14:27.580 to do and it would kind of like eventually escape your sight it's a crazy thing it's just like it's

02:14:33.520 something i've been struggling to talk about or explain and also determine the purpose of

02:14:39.760 for a long time and it just got no answers no answers well we'll come back to it i'm sure

02:14:45.560 somebody will write some shit about that maybe send that in titled raven's static it's not my

02:14:51.020 static it's a it's like stars stars is much more apt raven static all right in the in the last year

02:14:58.580 i did a little experiment and took a th took a thc break for a month just to see what dreams

02:15:04.760 will come back i had three that felt more like i was communicating with some things some things

02:15:10.820 than actually dreaming the first one hold on where's my music where's your music dog nancy

02:15:16.100 where's my spooky music come on nancy

02:15:17.440 we got it the person riding shotgun asked if they could drive i said sure and the wheels uh the wheel

02:15:28.700 pedal magically went to their side of the car okay then they proceeded to start driving like

02:15:33.480 the worst asian female you could imagine oh when we got to the stoplight i told him nope you're not

02:15:37.940 driving too crazy you're gonna get us killed and i took control back snapped my fingers and the

02:15:42.000 wheel pedals returned to my side of the car the next one i was driving with uh somewhere with my

02:15:47.280 parents we found a young girl around 12 along the road we couldn't leave her there so we picked

02:15:53.980 we picked her up figured out where she lived and decided to take her back to her house once at her

02:15:59.340 place things got weird we couldn't find her family at the house but we were just able to figure out

02:16:03.860 where they went and decided to go there next just then all kinds of lizards started emerging from

02:16:09.600 the ground mostly iguana iguana breads or breeds or kinds but snakes and others came out too

02:16:17.260 and for whatever reason this was a problem so we started for whatever reason so we started chasing

02:16:22.300 them down and catching as many as we could after getting what we could we went on our way home to

02:16:27.500 the next house we found our parents there and the house ended up belonging to a tv host from

02:16:32.480 a hunting channel i don't want to say who what but it's not a real it's a steven ranella wait

02:16:38.400 is this still a dream yeah it's a dream interesting doesn't want to say who it might be real uh for

02:16:45.620 some reason it wasn't just me this girl and the tv host sitting at a big dinner table having a

02:16:50.580 conversation about what happened with the lizards and i started thinking it was weird and wondered

02:16:55.740 where her and my parents went so i started looking around the room and saw them staring out one of

02:17:01.360 those kitchen swinging doors door windows that you see at restaurants and diners they were sneaking

02:17:07.980 peeks through the window kind of creepily almost like they were conspiring together i felt like i

02:17:14.380 heard them say i think he's falling for it at that moment i got the feeling that the parents and the

02:17:19.440 tv host were trying to set me up with a girl almost like an arranged marriage huh 12 strange

02:17:24.860 as soon as that thought came to my mind the tv host started talking to me like he was

02:17:29.340 talking someone off a ledge saying things like hang on it's not what you think don't do anything

02:17:33.620 stupid i said no while pushing myself away from the table and immediately woke up the hell man

02:17:40.120 weird that's weird it goes into this idea of like giving consent away in the spiritual realm or in

02:17:45.680 these dream realms like they they fabricate these scenarios and they lull you into uh um before

02:17:53.140 Rinella.

02:17:54.780 What kind did he say? Hold on. Is a TV

02:17:57.040 show host? Yeah, a hunting channel.

02:17:58.940 Okay, like a hunting channel. I don't know.

02:18:00.840 They're trying to get you to consent to

02:18:02.840 a child bride.

02:18:04.940 Yeah, well, that's creepy. It's creepy

02:18:07.000 in your dreams. Alright, uh, I got

02:18:08.980 two more for you, but only remember pieces of them.

02:18:11.140 Okay. At first, I was hanging out at my sister's

02:18:13.060 house, having a good time late at night. All of a

02:18:15.140 sudden, the sky, in the sky,

02:18:17.480 a neon blue lightning bolt

02:18:18.980 started growing until

02:18:21.160 it stretched across most of the horizon.

02:18:23.140 It struck the ground way out in front of us, and for whatever reason, we both got sad and saw it as a sign that the world was going to change, and not necessarily in a good way.

02:18:32.220 In the second, I was walking down this red desert landscape, similar to how they portray Mars.

02:18:37.920 Walking next to me was a figure like an angel.

02:18:40.440 I don't know what it was.

02:18:41.740 All I know is that it was, I saw it as good, non-threatening.

02:18:47.180 As we were there walking and talking, we came across other people who seemed to be in a trance-like state.

02:18:51.960 homeless drug zombies you see on the news. When we came to the first one, I said, wow,

02:18:58.360 wonder how he got there. And like someone snapped their fingers, I was able to see everything in

02:19:03.100 that man's life that put him in that spot. I thought the second, I thought that was a cool

02:19:07.840 power. So I saw someone else in front of us and asked, what about her? Same thing happened. So

02:19:13.060 everything that put her in that position, I started having fun like a child and ran towards

02:19:17.040 the next person that i found when i found the next person i i point and say now do them

02:19:22.680 and as their life was shown to me i started to feel judgment from the entity i was with

02:19:27.720 i look toward i look toward them but they but didn't look directly at them it spoke to me

02:19:33.640 saying don't you see these people these are real people on earth who are in despair i woke up

02:19:39.820 shortly after that feeling sad what the hell man that's that's an incredible dream huh that's a

02:19:46.420 weird dream an introspective sort of thing like it's like what the hell were you doing like like

02:19:51.320 you know if you entertain that was a real thing then you're really walking with like let's say

02:19:54.800 an angel he's like this isn't really this isn't a game but what would like that makes you wonder

02:19:59.180 well what the fuck what am i doing where are we going why do i have this ability and and what the

02:20:04.460 fuck is going on why are you on mars that's what we talk about often where we're saying like when

02:20:08.680 we're like we see like homeless people or people in despair and i go man how many steps sure and

02:20:13.320 you see every step and you and i guess he's looking at it as like oh this is pretty cool to

02:20:17.140 do but it's like that's real shit yeah it makes you wonder the things that you might have been

02:20:21.600 subjected to that you've seen or done or consented to or communicated with or any of these things and

02:20:28.140 not even like the spooky stuff but what about what about these real serious ass like good entities

02:20:34.380 yeah i say serious it's like an angel that's still in the grace of god is a good entity but

02:20:39.740 also a very serious entity yeah it's got a job and it's very aware of like you know this spiritual

02:20:46.780 battle and the judgment that'll be coming you know once we get to this point in the timeline like

02:20:53.100 for them they're locked in they're operators and this is a very real thing that's going on and a

02:20:58.380 lot of us you know even if you're laughing at this yeah honestly honestly that's so so even

02:21:07.500 fucking so terrible oh my god well even laughing at that dude though it's like i don't care if

02:21:14.160 there was an angel in this room right now that's funny though right come on like what the fuck you

02:21:18.080 mean that's funny he'd be like can't you see my child his despair i'd just be like that's part of

02:21:22.780 what i think that's part of what makes me laugh even harder is because you can see the despair

02:21:27.980 and it's so horrifying and it's so real that it's it's funny but then there's an additional laughter

02:21:34.280 that comes out because it's uncomfortable as fuck but yeah man it just makes you wonder like

02:21:37.800 what have you communicated with what sorts of i don't know adventures have you been on

02:21:44.300 that you don't fucking ever remember what do you say what's oh no version somebody said damn it man

02:21:51.280 what's wrong with ed mabry before we get out of here uh but let's finish this okay uh that's the

02:21:56.380 end of the most memorable stuff there's other stuff too but the rest is hard to type out coherently

02:22:00.460 not sure how coherent any of this will be either it was actually pretty it was better than the

02:22:04.640 first one we read fuck david almost had a seizure oh yeah it was good he's right now he's like i

02:22:08.980 should have proofread this better no dude you just read like retards there was a couple typos

02:22:12.380 it was fine would love the opportunity to come on and discuss things like dreams and other

02:22:16.260 conspiracies be fun feel free to use this man if you find yourself in the standard coffee shopping

02:22:21.420 casino slash fabrication lounge and christian library maybe we'll see uh feel free to use this

02:22:28.140 for an episode if i end up hearing on spotify i'll buy y'all around at the coffee shop all right

02:22:32.820 well yeah it's funny because uh take it easy joe getting to the end where it says feel free to use

02:22:37.920 this it's like oh shit thank god yeah don't use this i imagine he was like this is just for you

02:22:42.500 guys to read yeah like that other guy from that other day i think you'd be monetizing this i think

02:22:48.120 you'd be getting paid for this this is actually quite uncomfortable now that you mentioned it

02:22:52.140 very interesting stuff though man i like i said i you hear a lot of stories about people that go on

02:22:57.000 like missions and there seems their purposes see i mean their dreams seem to be filled with like

02:23:01.600 great purpose yeah you know and they can't quite remember it but they're mission driven and there's

02:23:06.040 something really important like i have dreams that are like that but how many don't you remember

02:23:10.900 a ton right a ton like how many times have you been in the presence of something

02:23:15.960 and you don't remember it yeah how many times have you how many times is is there some version

02:23:21.560 of you in some astral realm or some dream realm that is aware of what you're doing and is like

02:23:26.020 okay yeah we got a job to do i'm hanging out with you know an angel a literal angel and it's it's

02:23:33.000 debriefed me and i've got shit to do and then you wake up you're like don't remember that at all

02:23:36.940 like that's a crazy thought you know an angel was like i spent all fucking night i've had like

02:23:42.720 dreams where i was burdened with this idea that i was supposed to remember something

02:23:46.840 but i don't remember it you know like uh the one my mom says never forget where your name came from

02:23:52.600 like i don't fucking know maybe a bird uh and then there's the other one where um i i make a

02:23:59.060 pact with someone to to never forget where we came from i don't know what that means but it felt

02:24:04.040 super important yeah and then i almost feel guilty you know what feels super important

02:24:08.860 ending this fucking show yeah dude two hours and 24 minutes that was too much what's this

02:24:14.100 oh shit what happened it's from the white house okay oh they blurred out donald trump what the

02:24:20.760 fuck a lot of strange stuff going we're going to talk about it tomorrow a little bit with ed

02:24:24.080 mabry i think we're going to drag him into some strange waters should we do that or should we do

02:24:28.640 a double up tomorrow double up you won't you want to double up and do a nef to america tomorrow we'll

02:24:34.240 see how i'd be feeling yeah but until then i wanted to uh give my my boy dallas spitfire some

02:24:40.620 some play okay i asked pre they said uh top you need to make an auto-tune version of the black

02:24:46.560 dude crying uh possibly that's not within my skill set but it's within dallas spitfire skill

02:24:53.260 set so here we go and end the show on this and we'll see you guys a little bit later

02:24:58.120 now i don't want to be a girl i don't want to be a girl you know what i'm saying like

02:25:04.680 i used to get mad i used to play borderlands dallas spitfire could you just take that uh

02:25:08.980 well i don't want to be a girl i don't want to be a girl can we make like a ai song out of that

02:25:13.860 that would be I don't I don't want I don't want that I don't want to be a girl I don't want to

02:25:17.960 be a girl I don't want to be a girl I don't want to be a girl I don't want to be a girl

02:25:24.120 I don't want to be a girl I don't want to be a girl

02:25:27.400 yeah a lot changed yeah after the baptism I don't want to be a girl

02:25:33.200 I don't want to be a girl um you went soft on us

02:25:36.440 Well, there's a lot of things that I I have to quantify

02:25:53.880 Yeah, hey man

02:25:55.880 What is fucking live-laugh-love, live-laugh-love, live-laugh-love, yeah, yeah

02:26:06.440 And he's like, I don't want to be a girl.

02:26:08.060 I don't want to be a girl.

02:26:09.260 And then I just kind of been like chilling because, you know,

02:26:11.640 I don't know much about video games anymore.

02:26:13.520 And then I think you have to be a girl.

02:26:16.660 I don't want to be a girl.

02:26:17.980 I don't want to be a girl.

02:26:19.180 I can't.

02:26:20.060 I simply cannot play a video game if I got to be a girl.

02:26:22.560 I don't care.

02:26:23.180 It's a highly rated game.

02:26:24.740 Like Tomb Raider didn't like it.

02:26:26.260 No, no, no.

02:26:27.640 I don't want to be a girl.

02:26:28.740 I don't want to be a girl.

Nephilim Death Squad - April 01, 2026

The Return of Red Hoodie ｜ NDS Chronicles

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