Nephilim Death Squad - The Return of Red Hoodie ｜ NDS Chronicles

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00:00:30.000 Welcome, Black, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles,

00:00:58.900 the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony i am david lee corbo aka the raven

00:01:05.980 that is top lobster the father of disinformation what's up and we want to tell you where you can

00:01:14.600 go to pay us we were just talking about how they could pay us pay how they should pay us more

00:01:19.980 patreon pay yeah it's in the name.com forward slash nephilim death squad go there make your

00:01:26.900 money our money uh gain early access to episodes we we record a lot that's actually really worth

00:01:32.560 saying i say that's a maybe the second most important aspect of patreon it seems like the

00:01:37.100 the number one is the community but the the the secondary is the fact that we record uh sometimes

00:01:42.840 multiple episodes a day we're recording five days a week so there's a lot of content i'm pretty sure

00:01:46.640 we did something illegal yesterday well don't say it twice okay i'll say it all right go ahead tell

00:01:51.780 other people yeah i mean it's like it's what's the word unethical and sneaky and sneaky and uh

00:01:58.160 is it stealing no it's our content would you go as far as to say it's stealing nancy

00:02:03.860 stealing stealing you say that anyway the point is that like we're doing these other shows nancy

00:02:09.300 you can chime whenever you feel like say whatever you want nancy

00:02:11.500 oh man she leaves us hanging so hard it's crazy it's crazy um

00:02:18.380 we did uh let's get freaky yeah tommy cullum we did his show in the morning yep that airs

00:02:25.980 sometime next week but if you're a patreon member you get that right now we also did a banger show

00:02:31.140 on tim foil hat and that's already there for you guys yeah if you guys see it and i'm pretty sure

00:02:37.740 sam would never have us back on the show if he knew we did that i don't know if he would i mean

00:02:41.440 he seems to really like us yeah yeah i think so i think sam tripley really likes us and he'll let

00:02:45.720 us do i don't know pretty much whatever we want to let us do whatever yeah yeah so um yeah i mean

00:02:50.860 there's all kinds of perks but that's gonna drop probably in two weeks that's that's on patreon

00:02:54.780 patreon.com forward slash neflin that's what get there get early also we're in talks right now on

00:02:59.740 patreon with the people who matter the people who pay us um about roheny and grove i've been talking

00:03:04.820 to him this morning about it because you know i'm trying to iron out some details so we can get

00:03:07.880 this fucking ball rolling word and um so yeah man i mean it's just a lot of there's a lot of cool 0.93

00:03:13.120 things this is fucked up because like it's like usually i'll get the venue but i'm like you want 0.99

00:03:17.100 to do it you do it this and i'm watching no i'm like figure out this thing that he doesn't only 0.94

00:03:21.380 reason that i'm having any trouble is because i want the vip day here yeah but we are in the

00:03:25.800 villages and our and our options are limited and if we open up the options to like 40 minutes

00:03:30.700 outside the villages then there's a bunch of stuff that could happen but i didn't want people

00:03:34.660 necessarily have to commute that far turns out the patreon members who are the ones that are

00:03:37.560 going to be the vip members they're like i don't give a fuck we'll drive an extra 35 40 minutes 0.97

00:03:42.320 to the venue after the vip day how far they're willing to go yeah how about two hours how about

00:03:47.180 new jersey how about new jersey going to do it at the dojo of comedy in new jersey uh that would

00:03:52.400 be a good idea if we decided to go uh mobile yeah that would be cool that seems like a lofty

00:03:56.820 endeavor as well i don't know we'll figure it out also discount codes off of merchandise from

00:04:00.040 top lobster.com is there sell merch yeah panda fly said that we had uh sam and the boys laughing

00:04:06.220 so much and that was oh we did that was a big win for me oh yeah because we had them there was a

00:04:10.580 couple moments where we had him cracking up like look at us fucking funny guys huh making them 0.89

00:04:14.020 laugh yeah you know what it's like you can't really show them too much respect no you can't

00:04:18.540 yeah if you do it's a anyway uh go buy a shirt uh maybe a blap shirt maybe yeah i like the blap

00:04:24.140 shirt that's a good one shirt i gotta put up new designs i'm just you're a busy guy you're

00:04:28.300 you're 3d printing an entire studio the fear not the fear not's a banger shirt i mean we're doing

00:04:33.820 chronicles today right that's what we're doing or that's what we're doing yeah we're gonna do

00:04:36.720 chronicles you sure well there was some debate about whether or not we're gonna be doing neft

00:04:41.240 to america or chronicles given that some fun stuff has happened but it's important that we

00:04:45.460 read people's stories it is because it's the well's going dry but anyway i was wearing that

00:04:49.940 fear not shirt at texas roadhouse my favorite place to eat yeah didn't they have cockroaches 0.93

00:04:54.640 recently i don't give a fuck all right uh not not in my state and i was wearing my fear not shirt 0.97

00:05:02.200 and some guy came up to me and he's like he's standing like like medicine by the table big 0.95

00:05:06.960 dude yeah and he's probably from around here i hope he watches this um yeah he's gonna show up

00:05:10.840 and kill us he's like standing there and i'm with my whole family and i look up and i'm like

00:05:14.620 what's up bro yeah and he's like i see i see that that was on your shirt yeah i'm like oh 0.99

00:05:21.100 shit he's got black no no no white white dude just bad with words looks like honestly when i saw him 0.99

00:05:26.820 i was like this is our demographic of podcast listener okay i was like this guy will listen 0.99

00:05:31.700 we do to the show we do have there's a type is a there's a type when you come into when you come

00:05:37.200 into the coffee shop yeah you can walk in and before i i pass everything oh i'll typically know

00:05:41.980 i do a scan and uh you'll know like number one who's watching the podcast and also who is like

00:05:47.800 knows who you are yeah i always want to say that for the love of god i know this is gonna say this

00:05:52.520 is gonna sound like a selfish this is a selfish request but shower not not even the shower the

00:05:58.080 showering thing is fine i never smelled an nds fan uh and been like oh no but it's just a look

00:06:02.780 when we do the event i don't know maybe just like if something if you put something on i don't know

00:06:07.660 maybe it's not so bad if it has buttons buttons maybe it's not so bad if it has buttons how dare

00:06:12.060 you well i'm just saying the last two days i've seen more of your chest than i've ever seen in

00:06:15.820 my life i don't care if they're unbuttoned but just have some buttons oh you know what i'm saying

00:06:20.580 like that option have the option just look look you know so that maybe we could do it at the

00:06:25.600 venue again that's all i'm saying because we might go to a theater blaming them and not jake

00:06:29.240 shields okay jake shields and the race war thing is a little bit crazy we had a gay dude there too

00:06:33.760 that pretty sure elijah i was talking about atma no no no no no for real so the guy comes up to me 0.97

00:06:42.780 he's like hey man i seen that shit on your shirt yeah and i go yeah and i was like well what were 0.94

00:06:48.020 you on because i was like you were definitely on a drug he was like yeah he was doing uh i forget 0.99

00:06:52.160 what it's called ayahuasca one of these things okay and he said i saw it i didn't even know what

00:06:56.500 it was like i didn't read the bible didn't understand the concept of these type of entities 0.98

00:07:01.800 what did it what did it how did it what did it say he said it was a fucking wheel with eyes that 0.97

00:07:06.380 was spinning like crazy and i i don't know he said he was scared yeah but i didn't get to really 0.99

00:07:11.620 talk that much about him because i kind of trying to eat that fucking cinnamon butter biscuit 0.96

00:07:14.760 no i had the steak and i was like you see yeah you know yeah there's roaches in my steak that 0.97

00:07:20.080 i really have to get i have to get to before they get cold before the roaches get cold

00:07:24.080 somebody said they're gonna wear v-necks if you guys wear v-necks they have to be impossibly deep 0.96

00:07:32.600 these fucking people keep asking me they're like can you sell v-necks like can you sell 1.00

00:07:35.640 no v-necks trash yeah dude well i don't know maybe we do like real deep fees real deep fees 1.00

00:07:41.420 like just above the belly button v-neck yeah i'm fine with that that's some ho shit got that 0.99

00:07:45.740 that is some ho shit all right we're gonna read some stories or what i just thought well this was 0.98

00:07:49.380 this was a story so he's telling me about it and i had to cut him off i'd be like hey listen man i'm 0.98

00:07:53.000 eating um yeah no no i didn't say that but i was like yeah and i was like he's like i know you

00:07:56.900 think i'm crazy and i was like bitch i'm wearing a shirt i was like actually i do a podcast and 0.99

00:08:01.640 this is what we talk about he's like what are you talking about what's the name of the podcast 0.99

00:08:03.960 and i told him the name and then he like writes it down to great now he's gonna fucking kill us 0.98

00:08:08.020 he's listening to it i mean he said he's gonna listen to it but i was like yeah i was like no 0.68

00:08:11.500 your story's not crazy i was like i probably heard it like three or four times already

00:08:15.080 that people have seen these things these entities or whatever i was like yeah you saw a biblically

00:08:18.780 a biblically accurate angel yeah biblioteca biblioteca

00:08:22.960 and he's like thanks man he's just like thanks like i know this is crazy but thank you like 0.96

00:08:30.860 i don't know who else to talk to well people like when you fucking you know because you have a thing 0.99

00:08:35.000 that happens and nobody believes you yeah and that hurts a lot yeah yeah i've been there we've 0.99

00:08:39.700 been there so it's nice to when somebody goes like yeah fuck i'm eating my steak and you gotta go but 0.99

00:08:44.000 like i believe you we got dreams and also don't fucking do that tie your shirt up and make a crop 1.00

00:08:48.580 top no no crop okay the dudes can wear crop tops no but not the women no if i see your midriff i'll 1.00

00:08:54.360 send you home i'll send you or we'll just give you a double xl t-shirt like this is middle school

00:08:59.400 and you violated dress code put on a sweater um reb says david looks like a different person

00:09:04.100 with no facial hair he has more facial hair than yesterday it's growing day by day it's growing

00:09:08.820 but i don't think i'm gonna let it go much further than this i'm gonna think i'm gonna keep it like

00:09:11.840 mostly naked face um mostly naked face you like uh you like how it feels i feel more aerodynamic 0.99

00:09:18.160 less drag when i run um i just don't grow a good beard you know it gets all fucking 0.99

00:09:23.160 the mustache was a cool all right whatever all right we have stories let's read the stories we 0.91

00:09:28.040 have one two three four five three six stories hey hey let's dance what are we reading first

00:09:33.320 do you want to read our friend uh jen uh no we're not going to read jen yet let's start with uh

00:09:38.880 oh actually you know what you should read them in order uh yeah you're right you're right so

00:09:41.700 either katie or jen chat what are we thinking katie or jen yeah chat vote make it snappy

00:09:47.960 hurry up first person that says it katie or jen we are going to start to let's go read katie

00:09:54.280 actually looks okay we'll see though we don't have pictures of her we don't know what she looks like 0.99

00:09:58.480 guys you gotta you gotta say which you gotta say something nancy won't say anything somebody okay

00:10:03.100 katie katie katie everybody likes katie let's go we're going katie all right um i'll start it

00:10:09.400 off so first dream where i felt like uh something was throwing me a bone in this case it was a giant

00:10:15.260 sword because werewolves all right i'm in i was 10 or 11 hey top and david and nancy comma and

00:10:24.000 nancy i don't know if that's the proper i like to have the separation tie hey top and david comma

00:10:29.240 and nancy yeah yeah nancy say hi she won't hi there we go uh incredible katie says i heard

00:10:38.460 your camping story you did the right thing hope this makes everyone feel happy and chill uh this

00:10:43.820 was one of my favorites because i successfully protected my niece and nephew who were toddlers

00:10:48.680 at the time she's talking about the camping story where i chucked the thing and was like no thank 0.99

00:10:51.920 you to your indian arrowhead you faggot um so she's talking about a different thing now where 0.99

00:10:58.600 you all jerked up for a couple of days huh a little jerked slightly jerked i don't do that 1.00

00:11:03.580 uh anymore you know uh mostly fluffed no gooning so good for you this one was uh one of my favorites

00:11:10.100 because i successfully protected my niece and nephew who were toddlers at the time

00:11:14.540 i was a little girl who could have used a female friend like nancy can't we i know i think we could

00:11:20.240 all use a a friend like nancy she's just super steady yeah super steady super stoic you know 0.91

00:11:27.860 really cuts through the bullshit doesn't you go you know what she looks like give me i don't 0.92

00:11:33.760 remember what she looks like give me a yes or no and she goes i'm good for that a yes or a no 1.00

00:11:38.960 no problem and that's the kind of friend i think everybody needs so uh scared my kids

00:11:43.740 did she yeah how did she do that during that episode she talked to them and they get all

00:11:49.560 spooked out oh she was on that episode yeah yeah oh that's nice i asked her to define some words

00:11:54.660 for the kids and it was just like disembodied voice well they were asking her questions and

00:11:59.920 she was very rude yeah well she is a little nasty she's like ask your father but she knows that 1.00

00:12:04.460 that's how you build the character of children so another another feather in the hat of nancy

00:12:08.660 i'd put it up there if i could reach she's very tall um the dreams were so right don't talk nancy

00:12:14.720 the dreams were so random i like when you guys call out indiana this is disjointed and wild but

00:12:21.020 i'm here for it i like when you guys call out indiana this place is boring but weird normal 0.91

00:12:27.720 day normal bedtime no reason for what followed this is fucking this is crazy fell asleep in the 0.98

00:12:35.140 dream i am walking with my niece and nephew nephew was holding my left hand and my niece is holding 0.97

00:12:40.700 my right hand i babysat a lot back then big family we were in my hometown walking to the library on

00:12:48.040 the sidewalk a lot of people were out by where we were walking it was a small town i like how

00:12:54.620 concise the the sentences are just periods after piece like four words period four words period

00:13:01.280 yeah yeah very new outline of my house trimming the fat trimming the fat at least the layout of

00:13:05.720 the street would be nice but uh you know beggars can't be choosers so um it was a small town i

00:13:11.660 remember vaguely recognizing pretty much everyone all seemed fine my niece pointed at the sky 0.99

00:13:17.720 thought she saw a fun cloud no the sun went dim it wasn't normal no shit crazy uh black with sack 0.98

00:13:28.400 cloth right isn't that a thing no that's what i said um it started going down eerily fast

00:13:36.380 a full gray red moon replaced it those are two different colors katie but i'll allow it 0.90

00:13:41.740 i thought well i'd better be back home gray red like gray red gray red red okay um i thought well

00:13:51.660 i'd better get back home but then i remember seeing the first person we had casually walk

00:13:55.900 past change oh shit she worked at my school she was nice enough from what i remember it was a 1.00

00:14:03.620 slow transformation looked painful but quick well that's fucking an oxymoron katie and you're really 0.99

00:14:09.780 you're really you're all right she got tall and muscular furry and had large teeth then it seemed 0.92

00:14:17.340 like everyone who lived in that town was randomly near us or a block away from us

00:14:22.680 they're close they're far it's gray but it's red it's quick but it's slow it's obscure this is 0.83

00:14:30.000 fucking crazy man well she's also 10 oh yeah that's right katie katie's actually a 10 year 0.84

00:14:34.700 that listens to this this show um so it seemed like everybody who lived in that town was randomly 0.98

00:14:40.680 near us or a block away from us and they all started to change too i looked up at the sky

00:14:46.220 and asked god then begged him we are going to change into werewolves too right

00:14:51.120 a little bit just a little bit weird worded we are going to change too please oh so she was

00:14:58.920 begging to change we did not change we did not change whole town knew it and circled me and my

00:15:05.280 toddler age niece and nephew i was feeling defeated i blocked them the best i could i remember asking

00:15:11.780 for my niece and nephew at least to become wolves one more time whoa i was answered with a giant

00:15:18.920 sharp silver sword appearing in my arms i could barely lift it i looked to the sky and was like

00:15:26.060 really then i remembered the sword became lighter almost a part of me and i cannot explain how

00:15:33.440 but i knew how to use it well in my head a voice said protect children so i did i chopped off the

00:15:41.420 arm the right arm and the right leg of the first one he drooled a lot 0.88

00:15:47.100 and went after little niece then i stabbed him through his eyes this is this is psychotic i 0.99

00:15:57.540 love this i somehow i was somehow faster than i'd ever been and i mean i literally killed them all 0.86

00:16:04.120 all of them i remember being covered in blood tried watching the moon change tired yeah i don't

00:16:11.500 think she meant tired though oh covered in blood tired watching the moon there's commas they're

00:16:16.360 it's not there um watching the moon change color and then go down and be replaced by a beautiful

00:16:22.660 sunrise when the sun was in the sky the bodies of the werewolves turned back into their human 0.93

00:16:27.440 selves i instantly felt guilty but also what the fuck was i supposed to do it's a fair question 0.81

00:16:33.860 i looked up and asked god did i do the right thing no answer the sun and sky were so beautiful 0.50

00:16:41.800 i remember thinking the flowers were blooming in the grass all colors my niece and nephew

00:16:52.320 looked calm down and okay with everything they grabbed my hand and we walked towards the newly

00:16:57.760 risen sun then i woke up i said out loud why werewolves i felt okay though i told myself the

00:17:06.420 sword and the dream were because i seen star wars i love there i mean guys no this is crazy we're

00:17:16.560 just going through and david is struggling i'm doing my best dude the old ones the old star

00:17:21.280 wars the first three i guess i had a good day at school i remember the next day that dream happened

00:17:28.380 before harry potter got big three years later i watched a sword appear in harry's hands to kill

00:17:34.000 the giant snake that's right yeah the basilisk i did something like that um i remember in the

00:17:40.160 theater thinking this is so familiar the sword appearing the way that it did he only had to kill

00:17:46.160 one thing too i decided to let it go and to not tell my friend she took dreams seriously at the

00:17:53.460 time besides it was kind of a fun dream i didn't die my niece and nephew lived sword was cool

00:18:01.880 looking i decided to feel grateful and move on the end i love your guys stuff god bless you guys

00:18:09.400 and nancy and matt wow thank you kate that was nice that was a roller coaster that was i didn't

00:18:16.120 know at any point where that was going um i did enjoy it though you did enjoy it right i like the 0.98

00:18:21.500 idea of like a dream where you you fuck shit up and you have a good time yeah you're the here you 0.98

00:18:25.680 get to have a sword what do you think it meant anything or um maybe she's had a dream i don't 0.99

00:18:29.820 know i mean i was listening to uh this new episode of merkel and they had some audio issues so it's

00:18:36.180 a short episode but the guy is talking about how i forget how he's aware of this but dog men

00:18:43.100 they they exist in the spiritual realm and they they have a spiritual effect and a physical effect

00:18:51.060 so in the spiritual realm it's like a crazy combative situation big scary werewolf fights 0.94

00:18:56.500 and shit but how that manifests in the physical realm is resentment and sadness and despair and 0.79

00:19:02.420 and you know issues among peers and shit like that um so i mean you have a dream about doing 0.99

00:19:09.220 battle with them i don't know i'd be interested to know i mean 10 or 11 years old you probably

00:19:13.600 have no idea of your i don't know your situations let's say uh as far as contention with family

00:19:19.600 members maybe or maybe her parents were fighting and then she killed all the werewolves and she's 0.79

00:19:23.860 Now, I mean, I'm not saying that that's what happened, but if you were to try to attribute some meaning, I would need some context. 0.99

00:19:28.880 Like, what was your life like, you little bitch? 1.00

00:19:30.840 It sounds like a Stephen King novel, but her dream, her entire dream. 0.99

00:19:34.880 Like, I'm pretty sure I've read that exact situation in a Stephen King novel, but it wasn't done with a sword or werewolves.

00:19:42.000 It was just like a weird situation where like a town turns and starts.

00:19:46.400 Oh, yeah, that does sound familiar.

00:19:47.680 That element of it.

00:19:48.520 Yeah.

00:19:48.700 Like the whole town has a big funky secret of sorts. 0.99

00:19:52.580 they're all fucking cult members or they're all 1.00

00:19:54.900 you know sacrificing children 1.00

00:19:56.280 started to remind me of that desert cult

00:19:58.340 episode of Miracle

00:20:00.460 yeah Joshua Tree 0.96

00:20:02.160 yeah yeah where shit changes and then 0.99

00:20:04.120 desert portal cult 0.99

00:20:06.500 something like that

00:20:07.180 great episode

00:20:08.260 alright that was good I like that

00:20:10.820 thank you Katie

00:20:11.560 we're just gonna keep rolling through them I guess

00:20:14.360 Katie are you in the

00:20:15.240 is she in the chat is Katie in the chat

00:20:19.180 yeah I don't see anything right now

00:20:21.320 It's not Kate.

00:20:22.180 Not Alaskan Kate.

00:20:23.260 Different one.

00:20:23.780 Where's Matt?

00:20:24.060 No, it's not Alaska, Kate.

00:20:26.520 Matt is mourning at his gardens or something like that.

00:20:28.940 I don't know what it is.

00:20:29.540 He's crying.

00:20:30.000 He lost a banana tree.

00:20:31.240 Did he?

00:20:31.680 No.

00:20:32.620 Probably.

00:20:33.180 Just saying something that would cut him deep and give him a heavy spirit.

00:20:35.640 Jen Howard.

00:20:36.700 Jen Howard.

00:20:37.700 I remember Jen Howard. 0.96

00:20:38.620 She crushes.

00:20:39.200 Let's find...

00:20:40.980 Jen Howard.

00:20:43.040 What is she?

00:20:43.720 Doxer. 1.00

00:20:45.220 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:20:46.080 Yeah, that's right. 1.00

00:20:46.900 Sorry, Jen Howard.

00:20:47.880 Sorry, Jen Howard.

00:20:49.180 She goes by Jen Howard on Facebook, too.

00:20:50.780 She goes by Jen Howard pretty much everywhere. 0.99

00:20:52.540 You can find Jen Howard anywhere that you find people on fucking social media. 1.00

00:20:56.540 Good God. 0.99

00:21:00.280 This one.

00:21:00.900 Oh, my God.

00:21:01.480 This one is titled Paranormy Chronicles.

00:21:04.360 Okay.

00:21:05.220 I'm sorry. 0.99

00:21:05.900 I'm just fucking. 0.99

00:21:06.640 We just doxed the shit out of her. 1.00

00:21:08.020 We doxed her super hard. 1.00

00:21:09.980 Yeah.

00:21:10.520 Yeah.

00:21:10.780 Yeah.

00:21:10.960 She crushes, though.

00:21:11.900 She's really cool.

00:21:12.520 She's been a longtime watcher, listener, enjoyer of the show.

00:21:16.540 Yeah.

00:21:16.820 At this point, though, if you guys are watching the show and you're writing in.

00:21:20.780 Get doxxed. 0.98

00:21:21.760 Do you know?

00:21:22.880 Uh-oh, Nancy, put up the ticker, guys.

00:21:24.660 If you're poor and you're listening,

00:21:25.960 you've got about four more minutes

00:21:27.360 until you can find some money

00:21:28.520 and continue listening.

00:21:30.960 Oh, my God, it's Jen Howard.

00:21:32.300 She's in the chat.

00:21:33.520 Is she?

00:21:34.020 Yep, there she is. 0.99

00:21:35.060 Hi, Jen. 1.00

00:21:36.180 We're about to read your shit. 1.00

00:21:37.260 About to read your shit. 1.00

00:21:38.140 Sorry for doxxing you, dog. 1.00

00:21:39.520 Well, she does go by Jen Howard on everything.

00:21:41.240 She goes by Jen Howard on everything.

00:21:42.580 There's her face.

00:21:44.920 There she is.

00:21:45.820 You can see she's a lady. 1.00

00:21:47.040 Got blonde hair.

00:21:47.620 All right, all right.

00:21:48.180 She's the best Jen Howard. 1.00

00:21:49.120 She's the best Jen Howard. 1.00

00:21:50.420 Okay.

00:21:50.780 All right, let's go.

00:21:51.920 Go ahead, dude.

00:21:52.780 Oh, we need our music.

00:21:53.780 Yeah, is the music?

00:21:54.340 Is it spooky?

00:21:55.060 I don't know if it's spooky.

00:21:56.500 It might not be.

00:21:58.320 I was raised by radical liberals in an occult environment.

00:22:02.520 Okay.

00:22:02.860 I would even say I was intentionally raised to be agnostic. 0.99

00:22:06.880 Witches, naked hippies, and high-grade blow everywhere. 1.00

00:22:10.480 All right. 1.00

00:22:10.900 Hey, already, though, off to a great start.

00:22:13.400 Sentence structure, punctuation, stuff like that.

00:22:17.020 Yeah, there we go.

00:22:17.860 You're doing well.

00:22:19.500 Good job, Jen. 0.54

00:22:20.780 Except for the Raised by Hippies part. 1.00

00:22:22.300 Oh, yeah, and then the Naked Hippies is fucking... 1.00

00:22:24.820 I got to admit, infuriated when people expose 1.00

00:22:28.660 naked people to naked people. 1.00

00:22:31.200 I fucking can't stand that. 1.00

00:22:33.160 Yeah. 0.99

00:22:33.740 Like, you know what you're doing.

00:22:34.840 You know what you're doing. 0.99

00:22:35.760 Yeah, it's fucking weird. 0.97

00:22:37.040 I don't like that at all. 0.97

00:22:38.060 It really upsets me.

00:22:39.760 Okay.

00:22:40.440 My whole childhood was a lot like that scene in Boogie Nights.

00:22:43.960 Never seen it.

00:22:46.460 Boogie Nights?

00:22:47.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:47.880 John Travolta.

00:22:48.480 John Travolta, yeah, yeah.

00:22:48.840 I've never seen it.

00:22:49.660 i've seen bits and pieces of it uh when that the money dude in the smoking jack was running down 0.99

00:22:54.620 a pleasant street shooting at a corvette racing away in the middle of the night damn damn i had 0.96

00:23:00.120 always believed that there was a spiritual nature to existence but as an adult i didn't understand 0.96

00:23:04.560 that god was real and made fun of jesus mercilessly yeah can we take a quick break for a second yeah

00:23:11.220 i think nancy don't kick don't kick the pours out just yet because oh i want jen to be able 1.00

00:23:15.900 to hear her story yeah jen might be a poor yeah jen looks to oh no oops can you bring her back 1.00

00:23:23.700 no there's nothing we can do really maybe we gift her a patreon

00:23:29.400 nancy we were only at the 23 minute mark oh my god nancy you're brutal 0.99

00:23:39.080 whoops that's crazy i wanted to bring up uh this this one about a fake jesus and i know that

00:23:47.640 this will give us a little bit of heat but okay i just thought it was fun so who's this oh jacob

00:23:53.860 israel what's he on about i just i just read the first two sentences newsflash jesus is not god

00:23:58.580 jesus god was in jesus huge difference and it's just more oh all right more exhausting i gotta

00:24:05.800 when we get all caught up in the semantics of it like i saw one thing that was like um jesus is not

00:24:12.000 god the father jesus is not the holy spirit but the holy spirit is god god the father is god and 0.89

00:24:17.040 jesus is god and i'm just like man um i'm fucking dumb and it's super hard for me to understand 0.94

00:24:23.820 this thing that's why i stick with what jesus says like when he's constantly referencing his 0.86

00:24:28.340 father like even in my prayers i don't get so caught up in the idea of like is jesus god i just

00:24:34.340 try to talk to god but i do it because i take it very literally right god jesus is like nobody

00:24:39.860 comes to the father except through the son and then when it's like jesus christ is the way jacob

00:24:46.840 is real is real okay is real uh i don't know if that he might be a little gay um but i always i 0.58

00:24:52.420 pray to the father in jesus's name i look at it as like uh i can't come to you unless i come through

00:25:00.060 jesus so i i but it seems to be um a triage of a system yes is a triage a word it's a system

00:25:08.620 and it's three components it's the holy spirit there's jesus christ and there's god the father

00:25:13.920 and it is like this god system but like that's about the best grasp that i have on it i don't

00:25:19.080 know beyond that i think we found his name is really gay israel e gay yeah yes that's accurate 0.89

00:25:28.700 Nailed it. 0.89

00:25:30.120 Nancy Epstein, YouTube, says Dave Burns.

00:25:35.040 Sorry.

00:25:35.720 We're back.

00:25:36.960 You're not sorry.

00:25:38.000 You're not sorry.

00:25:39.280 She hates poor people. 0.89

00:25:40.860 It's crazy.

00:25:41.800 It is amazing.

00:25:43.060 Well, she lives in a box, and she's a patron member.

00:25:46.260 Which is why she's a patron member.

00:25:49.000 Shouldn't she be?

00:25:50.000 Whatever.

00:25:50.960 So I get the animosity, Nancy.

00:25:54.060 But sometimes we have to go, what's the word?

00:25:58.060 courtesy i almost dude you want to hear about a good word i was about to make up yeah courtitude

00:26:04.080 courtitude that's a fucking good word dude i like that word courtitude courtitude show some 0.84

00:26:11.400 courtitude show some courtitude next time geez man have a little courtitude okay okay 0.97

00:26:18.060 i didn't understand that god was real made fun of jesus mercilessly okay it's amazing that he's

00:26:26.100 so merciful to me considering how poorly

00:26:28.240 I treated him. Amen. I had

00:26:30.100 several paranormal experiences over the years

00:26:32.320 that I don't really need to tell you

00:26:34.100 about, but so we know,

00:26:36.080 I witnessed some wild stuff.

00:26:37.780 On to the meat. Alright.

00:26:39.760 Sometime just before the eclipse of 2017,

00:26:42.120 maybe six months or so,

00:26:43.840 early spring, I became obsessed with the

00:26:46.060 truth. Nancy, it's a fucking... 1.00

00:26:48.060 I can't believe you kicked her out. 1.00

00:26:49.620 I feel bad.

00:26:52.260 She can get a seven-day

00:26:53.860 free trial.

00:26:56.100 how do we find her i could find her on facebook jen howard on everything i can't guys jen howard

00:27:02.560 on everything uh go and find jen howard apologize on our behalf we'll be finding her shortly to give

00:27:07.740 her uh some sort of a patreon thing and she can come in and you could reach out on facebook while

00:27:13.640 i read this i might be uh maybe nancy can do it no nancy can't finance i don't have facebook

00:27:19.280 yeah sorry jen howard i apologize oh watching some black people chop open a monkey i'm sorry 0.99

00:27:25.340 Give me a second.

00:27:26.540 I am 100% that I would not have become obsessed with finding truth unless God put it in my heart.

00:27:33.060 Because I was just like most people before that.

00:27:36.520 I had my personal narrative, and I witlessly expected that other people would look at me and see what I wanted them to see.

00:27:44.040 My boyfriend had asked me a strange question while we were walking the dog one night.

00:27:48.580 And it really...

00:27:49.480 Wait, is that Jen Howard? 0.98

00:27:51.480 I don't know if that's actually Jen Howard. 1.00

00:27:53.140 Okay, thank God, Jen.

00:27:54.040 I was about to find her on Facebook.

00:27:55.340 all right all right all right okay continue we were yes okay no no don't be don't be nice she

00:28:01.580 said no worries nancy nancy that was nasty nasty nancy nasty nancy strikes again it's just muscle 1.00

00:28:08.400 memory at this point i'm sorry i feel bad you know what it is like because it's like you've ever had

00:28:12.980 that job where the boss tells you it's like all right hey three o'clock start doing this thing

00:28:17.480 yeah and you're like you know what fucking three o'clock i'm gonna do this thing yeah we did tell 0.97

00:28:21.220 her around this time 0.69

00:28:22.800 do this thing she didn't

00:28:24.860 use her initiative her initiative

00:28:27.120 and say hey you

00:28:29.180 know Nancy you're supposed to be able to read our minds 1.00

00:28:31.020 you're supposed to understand what we're thinking

00:28:33.240 and how we're conveying it to

00:28:35.100 you and you know what I mean like this is

00:28:37.080 something have some

00:28:38.080 cognizant

00:28:40.560 enable what was the word I used

00:28:42.620 clairvoyance no

00:28:44.940 that wasn't it

00:28:46.080 contiguity yeah 1.00

00:28:48.720 have some of that quit being a bitch 1.00

00:28:50.340 hi jen i'm glad you're here okay i think we should stop calling her that nancy no i i didn't 0.98

00:28:59.580 all right fine he asked me if i thought gravity felt heavier than usual lately

00:29:04.980 in the moment he asked me that question there was a low cloud cover and the air felt dense

00:29:10.680 courtitude thank you courtitude that's the name name of the episode courtitude um and we could

00:29:17.160 slowly unpack it uh from a box in the attic i realized i didn't know what gravity was neither

00:29:22.660 do i and we talked about whether it had something to do with the way people end up stooped over and

00:29:28.100 skinny with gray hair and sagging skin i like the way their brain works right when i used to smoke

00:29:33.560 weed sometimes i would feel like all pressure gravity like i could feel gravity pushing me

00:29:39.860 down into the earth like in a crazy way yeah where it almost felt like weird to walk yeah like i don't

00:29:44.800 know if it's actually gravity i could see my tinfoil tiara says gravity is fake and gay 0.94

00:29:48.040 but like i could feel mayor song ever you know gravity is fake and gay no just gravity by john 0.62

00:29:53.540 mayor um i could feel like just like something was like i could feel even the pressure becoming

00:30:00.120 more and more uh substantial on the soles of my feet like you were in one of those chambers that

00:30:04.520 goku had yeah yeah i don't know why yeah exactly that's exactly i don't know why that would happen

00:30:10.700 but it used to

00:30:12.120 used to happen

00:30:12.600 all the time

00:30:12.980 more sensitive 1.00

00:30:13.720 to the shit around you 1.00

00:30:14.880 yeah 1.00

00:30:15.200 could be

00:30:15.700 alright

00:30:15.840 so

00:30:16.900 I realized

00:30:18.140 I didn't know

00:30:18.500 what it was

00:30:19.140 and we talked

00:30:20.140 about this

00:30:20.700 whether the

00:30:21.260 sagging skin

00:30:21.720 we looked up

00:30:22.620 gravity

00:30:23.000 when we got

00:30:23.500 back home

00:30:24.040 and it turned out

00:30:25.260 that there was

00:30:25.680 no explanation

00:30:26.240 for it

00:30:26.640 just a handful

00:30:27.260 of theories

00:30:27.780 but there was

00:30:28.940 zero chance

00:30:29.580 it was the result

00:30:30.280 of living

00:30:30.700 on a spinning

00:30:31.200 ball

00:30:31.580 hurtling

00:30:32.640 through

00:30:32.960 the universe

00:30:34.180 at whatever

00:30:35.060 insane speed

00:30:35.880 amen

00:30:36.560 word

00:30:37.400 not only that

00:30:38.540 but if we had

00:30:39.620 been on a spinning

00:30:40.260 bull hurtling through the universe surely we wouldn't be seeing the same stars every night

00:30:44.560 for thousands of years that's a good point the stars thing is a good point i don't know how any 0.96

00:30:49.240 of this shit works but like yeah this just seems a little far-fetched yeah yeah night at the museum 0.61

00:30:54.200 stuff i gotta just see the same stars as my ancestors like no yeah what but we we're moving 1.00

00:31:00.860 but everything's so chaotic and everything's spiraling around and moving through this fucking 0.98

00:31:04.300 universe and whatever thousands and thousands of millions of billions of miles and corkscrewing 0.97

00:31:09.240 Well, huh? I wasn't angry

00:31:11.380 really about all the lies. I was astonished

00:31:13.540 that they made us sit inside institutional walls

00:31:15.540 eight hours a day for 14 years to make

00:31:17.480 us memorize facts that weren't facts at all.

00:31:19.780 They probably didn't lie to us much

00:31:21.440 in preschool, but I'll throw those years in

00:31:23.460 there because the whole education system is part

00:31:25.460 of the PSYOP. Yeah. Amen.

00:31:27.620 Six months. You know, I might be failing

00:31:29.340 my kids because they still think I went

00:31:31.420 to my parents' house and my son

00:31:33.320 has like his room there 0.99

00:31:34.780 and they have a fucking globe next to 0.99

00:31:37.320 his bed. I'm just like, this is fucking 1.00

00:31:38.720 this is shit you gotta get them the layered one like it's flat with like shield underneath and 0.99

00:31:44.720 the pillars and and the dome over the top of it the four doors that open on each side what you do 0.99

00:31:49.960 is you put a globe there and you put that there and you go choose don't even say anything just

00:31:54.440 put it just see which one they touch first yeah and then teach them that i just asked the globe

00:31:59.120 then go all in on the globe i try to ask them like well which one they go of course it's spinning

00:32:03.400 in this outer space like yeah we and i was like well we haven't been to the moon and they're like

00:32:06.680 they know that okay they're like okay yeah that that was a lie and i was like well and i don't

00:32:11.180 tell them that it's a lie but i say it could be what do you think what do you think why haven't

00:32:15.000 we gone back right why have why don't we have any rocks it's a great great question wood and they go

00:32:19.860 yeah it doesn't seem yeah i don't i don't know and then i go what seems more likely that we're

00:32:25.000 just like here like the bible says or we're going yeah and they go yeah you know what that actually

00:32:32.320 does seem yeah more likely and i was like huh maybe because the speed with which you're supposed

00:32:36.300 to be, you know, careening through

00:32:38.200 space. Like 2,000 miles an hour.

00:32:41.140 It just doesn't feel

00:32:42.320 like that. Oh, the water's still sticking to this bitch. 1.00

00:32:43.980 It's crazy. That's just interesting, because 0.99

00:32:46.100 I don't want to make them think a thing,

00:32:48.200 but I tell them, what do you

00:32:50.220 think? This is what I say. This is what

00:32:52.060 people think. Yeah, I tell my son,

00:32:55.180 you know, NASA, like, lies

00:32:56.260 a lot. You know, the NASA,

00:32:58.020 Nashua means to lie, right? 0.62

00:33:00.180 Did you know this Nazi 0.69

00:33:01.860 pioneered space program?

00:33:04.220 My favorite saying.

00:33:06.300 lately nazi or yeah nazi pioneered space program is a great maybe that's a t-shirt

00:33:11.240 yeah i think it is write that down what if you took nasa but in the exact same font you wrote

00:33:19.140 nazi that's nazi nasa yeah and then in the it goes nazi and then underneath it in small font

00:33:26.760 pioneered space program and it's got a picture of the the rocket that's actually a banger i like

00:33:32.200 that i like that shut up nancy shut i'll do it better i can't we're in the daytime i can't point 0.75

00:33:39.160 a gun around don't point it yeah uh i lost my job and ended up staying home for a couple of months

00:33:44.600 then i spent all my time thinking about the nature of reality hell yeah we talked about it a lot wait

00:33:50.420 i lost my job oh yeah and ended up staying home for a couple of months that's awesome it's like

00:33:55.040 is this real chad is this real i lost my job is this completely real what's happening pondering

00:33:59.140 for days upon days i like oh if you got if you guys watch the tinfoil hat that we did yesterday

00:34:03.360 we did hit him with a chat is this real oh yeah and they were baffled they were like what do you

00:34:07.020 mean jet there's a chat i thought we did a really great job of just keeping them on their toes they

00:34:12.100 had no clue what was happening the entire time it was good yeah they really bring out the worst

00:34:16.700 in me okay yeah we talked about it a lot smoking cigarettes in front of the fireplace and listening

00:34:21.900 to music watching quantum physics videos on youtube and studying the molecular makeup of

00:34:26.140 water, gold, etc.

00:34:28.180 Dan, they're going deep. I'm just such a fan of her

00:34:30.160 punctuation. Jen, you're crazy. You're a crazy 0.99

00:34:32.060 person, Jen. Jen, you crazy lady. 1.00

00:34:33.860 What's she saying? She's talking to us in here. 1.00

00:34:35.820 It's okay if

00:34:37.920 other people give your kids misinformation.

00:34:39.980 God put a compass in our hearts. Misinformation ultimately

00:34:42.160 causes us to seek the truth. Yeah, I would say that's accurate.

00:34:44.360 Word. Because I went through the whole

00:34:45.900 indoctrination system and then...

00:34:48.240 Jen, on a scale of 1 to crazy,

00:34:50.460 like 1 to 10, 10 being the 0.98

00:34:52.100 most crazy, how crazy do you think you are? 0.99

00:34:53.960 How crazy is you, Jen? 1.00

00:34:55.380 I'm reading this shit right now. 1.00

00:34:57.000 Six months. 1.00

00:34:58.080 She's unemployed six months just watching YouTube videos. 0.60

00:35:00.460 Hell yeah.

00:35:01.040 This is a guy thing.

00:35:02.520 Yeah, I mean, I was homeless for a number of years,

00:35:05.920 and my primary focus was YouTube videos.

00:35:10.640 That's how you end up here.

00:35:11.920 Not a job, not anything else.

00:35:13.620 Just like, I got to know about the reptilians.

00:35:15.860 Tell me about the reptilians.

00:35:16.840 And it looks like, I mean, her boyfriend asserted the question,

00:35:20.040 but she continued.

00:35:21.820 Yeah.

00:35:22.320 So very interesting.

00:35:23.200 Was she smoking weed heavy during this time? 1.00

00:35:25.140 Good question. She said cigarettes. Well, it's in the cigarettes.

00:35:27.720 She just said, ha.

00:35:29.440 Okay. We ask each other

00:35:31.500 questions constantly rather than making

00:35:33.500 assertions. I think that was the key,

00:35:35.500 really, when I look back at it because I had

00:35:37.460 written this paper, a final for my

00:35:39.360 philosophy and religion class in college. 1.00

00:35:41.400 Damn, you went to college? Shit. 1.00

00:35:43.220 You went to college? Hey, Jen, you smart? 1.00

00:35:45.240 I got GED. You wicked smart.

00:35:47.340 Okay. That was 20 years before

00:35:49.560 and I hadn't thought about it much since.

00:35:52.380 It was a notch

00:35:53.440 in my intellectual belt and that's all it was. I'd gotten the only A and a professor had spoken

00:35:58.780 to me about it afterward because he wanted to know why he'd given it to me. He wanted me to

00:36:04.200 know why he did. He wanted me to know why he'd given the A. We were studying the, I think,

00:36:09.500 what does this mean? Teleological? Teleological and onto, maybe theological and ontological

00:36:15.080 theories for the, yeah, theological and ontological theories for the existence of God. And it was our

00:36:20.120 our choice which one we chose to write about in the final the professor said i was the only person

00:36:25.880 out of 40 plus who chose to write about the ontological theory and in retrospect i can see

00:36:30.940 why i wish i knew what ontological meant yes well i don't know using the word teleological again

00:36:37.060 there that might be that might be on purpose and i don't know what that means well but nancy look

00:36:42.200 up fucking teleological for us i don't think nancy even knows what we're talking about what's going 0.97

00:36:46.520 she's boiling water we've got to take a quick break because i do have to look that word up 0.93

00:36:50.700 okay uh and ontological philosophical studies teleological nancy yeah relating to or involved

00:37:00.260 the nature of reality wow good job nance the explanation of phenomena yeah explain it like

00:37:07.180 you're talking to kids though yeah chat how many of you uh retards went to college i'd love to know 0.98

00:37:11.980 that i went to college yeah and look at you now now i do a podcast now i'm captain of the retards 0.91

00:37:18.620 ontological relating to a branch of metaphysical details dealing with the nature of human beings

00:37:24.500 i still don't know what it means but i know a lot of people do use that and then when they go when

00:37:29.920 they use it on the show i go like this uh-huh it's insane because a lot of people in here

00:37:34.940 went to college oh look some went to bible college oh reb that's funny um uh what is it

00:37:41.920 called cemetery school so but that's uh it's interesting to me that 501c3 system six songs

00:37:47.400 in a show seven songs in a show eight songs in a show i went to fort benning school for boys what

00:37:51.280 happens there a lot of bfing a lot of bfing um i'm a community college dropout good for you

00:38:00.060 it's just interesting that anybody who went to college would would listen to this is it's a

00:38:04.920 fascinating thing to me i went to college and i do it yeah that's a fascinating thing to me i mean

00:38:09.780 for me i ate out of dumpsters was homeless got kicked out of school went back got my ged now

00:38:15.060 i'm doing this that seems to make a lot of sense like that's not shocking at all some would say

00:38:18.880 it's a where i belong at the time it was just more interesting to me than than the teleological

00:38:27.100 Chuck graduated from West Point?

00:38:29.240 I don't know what that is, but it sounds prestigious.

00:38:31.760 West Point's like an army school.

00:38:33.300 Chuck is a genius.

00:38:36.080 Oh, my God.

00:38:37.520 He's a supposed genius.

00:38:39.220 He makes seven figures a year.

00:38:41.300 He donates five figures to the Blue Letter Bible. 1.00

00:38:44.980 Fuck Chuck. 1.00

00:38:45.860 No. 1.00

00:38:46.820 Yeah, to be honest.

00:38:48.820 Chuck the Boomer. 1.00

00:38:50.120 Fuck him. 1.00

00:38:50.780 No, I like Chuck. 1.00

00:38:51.580 We're cool.

00:38:52.300 All right, all right.

00:38:52.680 We got to read.

00:38:53.800 Sorry, Chuck.

00:38:54.300 I didn't mean that.

00:38:54.860 I didn't believe in God at the time

00:38:57.200 and I actually found it difficult to refute the theory

00:38:59.260 in my final because I wasn't able

00:39:01.280 to ingest what it meant

00:39:02.500 even that difficulty couldn't crack the shell

00:39:05.080 on my ego

00:39:05.720 so I went on being a

00:39:09.180 total heathen for a couple more decades

00:39:11.020 the weird thing was that

00:39:13.200 the ontological theory

00:39:14.500 was what came out of my mouth in the moment

00:39:16.660 that I was reborn 1.00

00:39:18.400 Chuck says fuck Danny 1.00

00:39:20.360 hey name doxed 0.99

00:39:23.260 stop that that's funny this is my show oh my god it's very funny fuck i don't like this where were 0.98

00:39:30.900 you can you highlight i'm not doing any more of the show no come on look what you did chuck 0.97

00:39:35.460 you made him stop the show chuck say sorry it's fine we'll wait for him to say sorry all right

00:39:40.720 we're not gonna read anymore till chuck says sorry jen says i went to community college that's the

00:39:46.580 only reason my professor was impressed by me nice i'm having this discussion right now with my wife 0.97

00:39:51.440 because you know my wife um my wife all right there we go chuck said sorry we can all right

00:39:57.680 we're good okay okay good i was like this is going to be an interesting vamp yeah i was sitting right

00:40:03.260 in front of that fireplace uh i guess she's talking about when she was reborn okay we were

00:40:08.880 discussing the nature of the of existence and suddenly god revealed himself to me by speaking

00:40:13.160 through my mouth oh snap where you're like shamala hiya shamala honda did somebody translate 0.72

00:40:19.620 were they translated because it's not if it's if it wasn't translation the song that we just

00:40:24.480 oh no chuck oh he did it again come on chuck you know what it is man it's that boomer propensity

00:40:32.540 that like just they have this air about them like they deserve yeah they had it coming yeah

00:40:37.880 promising three thousand years ago yeah unbelievable chuck so god spoke out of her mouth

00:40:44.920 all I knew was that I needed to take a deep breath

00:40:47.780 before I said what I was about to say

00:40:49.440 and when I did, it felt like I was

00:40:51.580 breathing in life

00:40:52.620 when I spoke, my voice was like

00:40:55.620 a river, it felt like

00:40:57.460 rushing, it felt like it was

00:40:59.460 rushing out of me in a chord

00:41:01.200 not a single note, oh like

00:41:03.160 three voices

00:41:05.140 like my voice usually is I said

00:41:07.540 because God is that being

00:41:09.620 then which no

00:41:11.460 greater can be

00:41:13.600 conceived so he must

00:41:15.660 be real

00:41:16.380 that's what she said because

00:41:19.520 God is that being

00:41:21.040 then which no greater can be

00:41:23.480 conceived so he must be real

00:41:25.620 that's how I feel like that's how

00:41:27.580 God be speaking yeah not like 1.00

00:41:29.280 fucking my children 1.00

00:41:31.360 listen to me I stand at the door 1.00

00:41:34.340 you need only

00:41:35.600 answer

00:41:36.160 you're gonna get to the gates and he's be like that was me 0.99

00:41:39.220 bitch 1.00

00:41:39.780 you can understand why I fucking 1.00

00:41:43.020 she wears a fedora 0.99

00:41:44.260 a lady that translates wears a fedora you can understand why I thought 0.83

00:41:47.300 why do you speak a little funny though 1.00

00:41:48.520 you speak a little funny why can't you just say that shit 0.99

00:41:50.800 I don't know 1.00

00:41:51.380 Christian oh Christian the boyfriend 0.98

00:41:54.400 didn't know what I meant

00:41:56.220 but I did because I've written a paper about it

00:41:58.960 I explained it to him as well as I could

00:42:00.680 although I hadn't really gotten in

00:42:02.120 until God gave it to me to understand

00:42:04.800 it was literally the most bizarre

00:42:06.900 thing that had ever happened to me

00:42:08.160 speaking in a voice that wasn't mine

00:42:10.280 and it hasn't happened since then 0.87

00:42:12.400 it was god showing me that he is real israel israel is gay whoa jacob is jacob israel's gay 0.90

00:42:20.040 so he is real i lost my place here um where is it oh here you go i'm gonna help you out

00:42:29.960 yeah thank you help you out it doesn't get much more paranormal than that i had a crazy experience

00:42:36.140 at the grocery store what might have been an angel while i was first reading the bible but i can't say

00:42:40.600 for sure so that's probably not a story you guys rock thanks for taking the time to read this

00:42:45.540 jen howard you know what social medias facebook instagram twitter twitter linkedin her address

00:42:52.220 in the white pages um thank you you know what thank you jen yeah nancy said it also thank you

00:42:58.660 because i know jen i've seen her name for a long time um and so thank you jen for 0.73

00:43:04.620 fucking supporting so because god is that being then which no greater can be conceived he must 0.85

00:43:11.380 therefore exist in reality i guess that's exactly what what was told her well that um jim we love 0.98

00:43:17.500 you too that doesn't clarify things for me it's such a short sentence and it feels like i should 0.94

00:43:23.360 be able to understand it but it's like i understand it i understand it then fucking say it uh so 0.91

00:43:29.380 because god is that being then which no greater no i'm not saying read it again i'm saying like 0.98

00:43:35.480 explain it like he's that nigga that's that's what he's saying god is really that nigga all 0.99

00:43:41.640 right oh yeah all right i get that he must therefore exist in reality shit he is the 0.99

00:43:46.980 thing that that you can't even conceive therefore he must exist you can't even understand what it 0.94

00:43:52.760 is let me lower this therefore he must exist you understand that nancy it's almost like a 0.97

00:43:57.420 contradiction. Nancy,

00:43:59.720 you get it, right? Yes.

00:44:01.900 You spend a lot of time in the astral.

00:44:03.380 She gets it. She understands. This is how they talk.

00:44:06.200 Unbelievable.

00:44:07.520 I like this one. Thank you, Henjoward.

00:44:11.000 That was

00:44:11.560 wonderful. It will explain

00:44:13.580 it better. Who's it?

00:44:15.200 Is that a threat? Don't, don't,

00:44:17.460 don't, don't. Oh, she wrote a comment

00:44:19.580 right before that one. Uh-huh.

00:44:21.620 Oh, if you could conceive of

00:44:23.520 a God that existed in reality, he would be

00:44:25.700 a greater God than the one

00:44:27.300 who only existed in your imagination yeah yeah so no matter how great of a god you can conceive 0.59

00:44:32.680 god is greater than the one that exists in your imagination it's a it's a fool's errand to even

00:44:37.600 try to define like the best we can do i i think when sam asked us that question about israel i 0.81

00:44:42.980 don't know if it was real is gay chat is real is real gay when he asked that question about israel

00:44:51.580 and its behavior and what we make of god still being like down with them yeah i felt like i i

00:44:58.600 just hope he got what i was trying to say because it's a it feels like a cop-out a lot of people

00:45:05.520 will say oh that's a cop-out like you said like a dude the judaic you know god or whatever but i'm

00:45:10.880 like no it's not a cop-out it's an explanation of the nature of what i'm trying to explain yeah

00:45:15.280 we can't you're talking about not bringing breaking promises yeah just that's it like if

00:45:19.540 There is a promise.

00:45:20.580 And also, I think we didn't get to say how profound that is that, of course, Satan would use that.

00:45:26.580 Because if he understands the nature of God, he made a promise.

00:45:30.980 And he knows he's not going to break that promise.

00:45:32.900 Like that promise when they walk through, I think it was Abraham, when he walked through the sacrifices.

00:45:36.960 Like there's like a trail and they're cut in half.

00:45:40.100 That's like a blood promise.

00:45:41.980 And that does not get broken no matter what.

00:45:45.560 I'm like, that kind of gives me a little bit of hope. 0.80

00:45:47.320 like even though these people do really suck for us and for the next generation and all the 0.64

00:45:51.700 generations before us they're like horrific yeah there still is a promise that is kept and it's

00:45:56.020 like we're lucky yeah that that promise is kept it's it's uh it's proof of the promises that's

00:46:02.440 made to us who are far less bad like i mean well it's like your matt tries to say that we're like

00:46:06.580 oh well we are full with sin too like we we crucified i didn't crucify g puerto rico wasn't

00:46:11.400 even created at that point all that trash hadn't compiled yet no we had nowhere to float there was

00:46:16.460 there's nothing at all well i mean yeah if if god doesn't keep his promises then like you know who 0.95

00:46:23.120 does you know what i'm saying like who does thank you chuck bitch yeah i like that don't we mean to 1.00

00:46:28.100 chuck uh okay so we have um nw scoundress we also have brooke perez speak uh joe what 1.00

00:46:37.800 jim bullman we'll read brooke perez that came in these came in in order did you guys read red

00:46:43.260 hoodie guy the the most recent one no the return of red hoodie no can you put that in there

00:46:47.300 can you do your job it's already in there okay can you find it for us which one is it

00:46:53.020 uh go to recent

00:46:55.560 okay okay recent what's the name did she put red hoodie guy

00:47:03.620 does it say so i emailed these to you no um um hold on

00:47:11.940 oh boy all right well i'm gonna open up brooke perez it says red hoodie guy three

00:47:18.440 okay i'll find it i don't even see that 315

00:47:22.220 red hoodie got it i got it you got it i got it i'll send it to you i'll send it to your twitter

00:47:29.280 we'll read it uh after read brooke perez question mark okay hi guys hey my name is brooke hi brooke

00:47:40.460 Hi, Brooke. 0.79

00:47:41.080 Long-time listener, first time making contact with y'all.

00:47:44.560 Ooh, that's a little spooks.

00:47:47.560 When I was younger, less dangerous retard, senior in high school, 0.99

00:47:53.200 back in the good old days of 2011, 2012-ish time,

00:47:56.980 yeah, see, a little tiny bit younger than me,

00:47:59.000 I had the privilege of being chaplain of my private Christian high school.

00:48:04.040 What is a chaplain?

00:48:04.880 Chaplain, like a minister, right?

00:48:06.740 Oh, okay. 1.00

00:48:07.740 Person who does the prayers and shit. 0.99

00:48:09.320 I basically just prayed over our Wednesday 0.99

00:48:11.420 chapel and pretended I was really

00:48:13.620 tight with the Lord. Oh, hey. Brooke Perez

00:48:15.420 is you, Poopah. Brooke Perez!

00:48:17.480 You spick? You spick?

00:48:19.260 No, are you a spick? Like, not saying you

00:48:21.180 not an accusation.

00:48:22.240 It was also an accusation. Yeah, no, it is. I was.

00:48:25.200 That was my. Perez.

00:48:27.020 They were calling you a spick backstage

00:48:29.360 like ten times.

00:48:31.220 Yeah, and now we've done it several times on stage,

00:48:33.500 so. I mean, I'll show the

00:48:34.980 thing right here. It literally says

00:48:37.160 Brooke Perez spick question mark. We don't know.

00:48:39.320 very important speak um so i basically just prayed over our wednesday chapel and pretended

00:48:45.020 i was really tight with the lord poop log is a girl brook ploop log not poop log ploop log 0.97

00:48:51.080 yeah that's crazy you just you just made that poop what's wrong with the girls that's crazy 1.00

00:48:56.960 america we got a lot of girls listening to the show and what's wrong with you i think it's growing 1.00

00:49:01.520 daily i think soon we're gonna cross that that line where it's more girls than guys gonna be

00:49:05.760 menstruating menstruating you're gonna smell copper every time we go on the air um it just 1.00

00:49:11.580 smells like pennies in here uh so i'm not doing this okay um so these wednesday wednesday chapels

00:49:19.460 were interesting because our guidance counselor would just have these randos from churches or

00:49:23.180 mission groups come and yap about something i think uh think about like no sex till marriage

00:49:28.260 no i'm adopted

00:49:30.840 that's a great that's a great response to that question you speak nope adopted um

00:49:40.960 so they would come and preach about stuff right think no sex till marriage dangers of harry potter 0.96

00:49:46.820 our pokemon the devil this sounds like episodes of fucking nifty america um is liberty university 0.99

00:49:53.040 the college for you shit like that usually it was unremarkable and pretty lackluster however 0.98

00:49:58.080 one wednesday some pastor and his wife roll up really unassuming like the dude comes to the 0.99

00:50:04.480 front and introduces himself and his wife explaining what church they're associated

00:50:08.440 with and all that jazz when all of a sudden bro's wife decides to pray for the group feel like we

00:50:13.740 read this this is similar to something that we read i know which one you're thinking about but

00:50:18.340 i imagine that this was relatively uh you know common okay in in the church um which actually

00:50:26.760 reminds me i'm thinking about sending my my son to the church's summer camp for a week oh i thought

00:50:31.200 you wasn't going back i didn't say that you said that and you said that and um and i'm wondering

00:50:36.840 like is that a good idea because i see a lot of people say some of the best times in my life were 0.98

00:50:41.040 summer camp but then i see a lot of other people say i was buttfucked i was raped i was raped at 0.88

00:50:46.060 summer camp and they never talk about like how else it was besides the rape seems like the rape 0.95

00:50:50.140 really overshadows pretty much the whole experience so i'm pretty sure yeah that's what you said uh

00:50:56.180 that is a dope look at that that is great let's watch for veracity the third tithing session that

00:51:04.640 we had this past sunday which was uh it was fine you okay oh yeah you were sad about it i saw you

00:51:10.940 tweeting i was a little i was just annoyed because you know matt makes fun of it he calls it like

00:51:17.200 five songs in a show or whatever yeah yeah yeah this was not five songs 50 minutes six songs in

00:51:23.220 show not to mention when the pastor is talking and he goes can i get the piano real quick for

00:51:27.620 what i'm about to say i talked to my dad about it yeah he wasn't happy he wasn't happy either

00:51:32.100 he wasn't happy no he wasn't happy with you oh with me i just feel like i don't think david's

00:51:37.140 coming back i don't think like i mean i was looking at him yeah he wasn't happy you might

00:51:41.780 be the last time that i worship and you spend 25 minutes on scripture you know what it makes me

00:51:45.780 feel like it makes me want to get on stage and choke him by his little neck and say read the

00:51:49.780 that's so great i didn't say that i wasn't going back in that whole thing though actually you did 0.99

00:51:59.400 infer that you would go back and choke him i would choke him i would choke the life out of 0.99

00:52:02.580 his little bald fucking head if he didn't read the word um so so but i'm just what like what 1.00

00:52:07.100 do you think about the idea of like this because it's only a week what the summer camp oh is it 0.99

00:52:13.000 like to go away what are they doing yeah they're gonna go away oh that actually sounds nice for a

00:52:17.900 week for me like so obviously from the parents point of view it's like whoa that's incredible 1.00

00:52:25.500 dude but but you know for him um send him back a virgin yeah just don't fuck him you know what 0.99

00:52:33.140 i'm saying like can we can we sign off on that you could can you put that in writing for me 1.00

00:52:37.700 i don't know i don't know who yeah is doing i don't fucking trust pastor mark no i don't i i 0.98

00:52:43.920 it's not that i trust these people yeah uh i but there's like other churches yeah there's a bunch 0.97

00:52:48.960 of other churches yeah so i don't know who knows who's feeling a little butt fucky all of them 0.73

00:52:54.020 no yeah probably a lot of them i would say so i don't know man i'm just trying to think about like 1.00

00:52:58.360 you know zima makes a good point don't tell them to fuck them yeah yeah yeah well i would ask them 1.00

00:53:05.100 like can we shake on it like don't don't fuck them you promise you promise you're not gonna 1.00

00:53:10.520 fucking piggy come on man little piggy promise i don't know man it's just something i'm thinking 1.00

00:53:15.520 about anyway uh so let's see here all of a sudden uh bro's wife decides to pray for the group 0.99

00:53:20.640 or the moment she opens her mouth something is obviously up students and teachers are crying

00:53:27.220 and sobbing think ugly kim k crying oh and mind you this is just normal prayer asking god to be 0.99

00:53:34.520 with us uh praying for open minds and such seriously nothing crazy anyways someone turns

00:53:41.580 off the lights and they just start going person to person and praying for individuals people 0.91

00:53:46.820 continue crying not a good idea weird as shit eventually the bell rings and lights come on and 0.91

00:53:51.580 we all dust off our slacks and kilts and go to class somebody told me when i was really young 0.97

00:53:56.040 in the first church i ever went to yeah if you don't know the person don't ever let them lay

00:54:00.080 hands on you and it seemed like superstitious bullshit at that point but like after doing this

00:54:05.740 show especially for a while yeah and and knowing what we know now i'm like definitely don't i don't

00:54:10.320 even like other people praying for me necessarily although i could feel like i'd be like all right

00:54:14.780 like stop that if it's bad yeah but like when they're touching you that's a whole nother thing

00:54:19.420 the touching thing is hard and i'm a i'm a handshaker i like you know doing a handshake i've

00:54:23.880 been more of a knuckle guy yeah because it's like i could get like you shake my hand you could pass

00:54:28.740 well you know what it is it's like you come all this way and you you come to see us especially

00:54:32.160 like if it's like fans of the show and stuff and i'm like you deserve to be touched i mean i might

00:54:35.880 not even make eye contact um like grab you and have a picture you know rub your belly kind of

00:54:42.000 a deal isn't it funny that the guy that cursed merkel i probably should have pooped before we 0.64

00:54:46.240 started way back when he did the hip thrust she did tell you i told you we can take a quick break

00:54:54.520 No.

00:54:55.300 Yeah.

00:54:55.660 I'm going to hold it.

00:54:57.780 We're going to take a quick break, guys.

00:54:59.120 No, I can hold it.

00:55:00.100 You sure?

00:55:00.640 Yeah.

00:55:02.720 No.

00:55:04.380 Stop telling me what to do.

00:55:05.740 All right, then keep reading.

00:55:07.560 But before I head out to introduce myself, and they end up inviting the senior class to their youth group.

00:55:13.800 So I let my classmates know, and about half of us go.

00:55:17.480 So like 10 people.

00:55:18.620 I can't for the life of me remember if it was night, if it was that night or like a week later.

00:55:23.520 but we did end up at that church we discovered to our surprise and shock that the 10 of us were

00:55:30.240 the only students attending this midweek session uh and for whatever unknown reason we stay yeah 1.00

00:55:36.700 that should have been your fucking here's your sign that's white people shit as white people 1.00

00:55:40.200 shit dudes the vibes were off can't stress enough how off the vibes were i chalked it up to spooky 1.00

00:55:49.400 unfamiliar empty church spookiness and just hope that it would get better boy was i in for it 0.99

00:55:55.780 they but no no no um like the chapel session at school the dude got up in front of everybody uh

00:56:02.940 in this very small group and was all like thanks for coming blah blah blah and again his wife

00:56:08.160 started praying over us people start crying again all 10 of us in tears why i don't know

00:56:16.860 Finally, some of the other students show up

00:56:19.420 And they are crying also 0.97

00:56:21.100 I don't fucking like that, dude 0.97

00:56:22.860 I don't like all the crying 0.99

00:56:25.080 Like that?

00:56:27.060 Everybody's doing that?

00:56:28.760 That's what she said

00:56:29.840 That's not the right

00:56:32.460 I always love that video where the black guy

00:56:35.040 Nancy sent in some BF-ery 0.79

00:56:36.780 Unbelievable 0.99

00:56:37.460 The black dude who does the big ugly cry 1.00

00:56:41.660 Oh, yeah, yeah 0.99

00:56:43.300 The best

00:56:44.100 That makes me sad

00:56:46.240 that makes me really sad yeah the remix you ever watch the video like you know like the context of 0.90

00:56:50.580 the video i only seen the remix where they make the song they make a fucking remix i'll find the 0.97

00:56:57.100 song it's great so the context of that video is like this black dude is homeless he's an ex-boxer 0.78

00:57:02.800 i think um he abandons his kids and now he's just a drunk homeless dude and he has those vibes yeah

00:57:10.200 and the and his kid is an adult gay man now and he's trying to tell him like he remembers what 0.74

00:57:15.200 it was like to be a kid passing by and every black man on the street he would wonder if that's his

00:57:21.480 father and then he said something he's like and despite all of that i still love you and this 1.00

00:57:28.500 motherfucker went it was the it was the worst shit ever dude it was the worst shit bro it was 1.00

00:57:37.620 the fucking worst shit ever it's the funniest video maybe of all time but it is in it at its 1.00

00:57:44.840 heart like what's actually happening there is the worst aspect of like human experience 1.00

00:57:52.160 i have it right here let's let's watch this oh man i still love you look at me looks retarded 0.93

00:58:00.660 somewhere deep down in my heart they both cry the same too

00:58:05.080 i still love you 0.99

00:58:14.840 bro that motherfucker kept that in for for 30 years 30 years that guy hasn't cried in 30 1.00

00:58:34.020 fucking years he's been beat up he's been peed on he's been in and out of jail he's been fucking 1.00

00:58:39.740 doing all the craziest shit and that right there just but you can tell that she was so involuntary 0.99

00:58:45.440 i've never heard anybody fucking cry like that like oh my god bro i feel bad even even laughing 0.98

00:58:54.980 at it oh no it's the remix deep down in my heart 0.97

00:58:59.020 i still love you

00:59:09.740 oh

00:59:31.140 Even his son like 1.00

00:59:39.740 bro oh my god that's the worst shit ever though i thought dave was just no you know that motherfucker 1.00

00:59:47.140 sounds exactly like that shit bro oh my god that was crazy that was the worst shit ever 1.00

00:59:52.800 moral of the story don't leave your kids don't leave your kids and don't pent it up for 30 1.00

00:59:56.520 fucking years i'm sure i think he died i guess the moral of the story is if you leave your kids 0.99

01:00:00.280 mean it be a man about it don't be a little bitch bro oh my god i don't know why um all 10 of us 1.00

01:00:09.140 were in tears we left our fucking kids for 30 years uh finally some other students show up and 1.00

01:00:15.700 they're crying also so i guess this was normal for them i'll be real once this was over i never 0.99

01:00:21.180 went back anyways there's like 20 to 25 people now and we break up into groups and are praying

01:00:26.700 over each other something i had very little experience with but i am doing it because

01:00:31.320 social pressure basically i feel like we've read but let's all right um this doesn't sound familiar

01:00:36.760 to me okay uh after a little of this and uh some of that past excuse me a little of this and some

01:00:44.120 of that the pastor and his wife start praying over the small clusters of us people immediately

01:00:49.060 start dropping to the ground bro what what so people are crying and and people are dropping

01:00:56.840 to the ground i would leave i would leave i have a real problem praying over uh people

01:01:03.000 yeah i don't know like just praying it like i i like where we're in the bible like god talks

01:01:09.860 about your secret place you know like we're only it's it's only you and him like that's what i do

01:01:15.280 i don't i don't want like that's where you cry that's where i go

01:01:18.980 i do it alone my secret place my secret place me and the lord and i just weep

01:01:25.860 but i don't i don't do i don't uh i don't like a a public prayer i'm not that guy

01:01:31.860 public weeper i'm not a public weeper the homies that have been dropped are like convulsing and 1.00

01:01:38.020 murmuring what the fuck bro so like cool my mom has epilepsy and i realized they aren't having 1.00

01:01:44.340 seizures as far as i could tell damn you had a fucking uh epileptic expert in your midst you 1.00

01:01:50.960 didn't even know it um please don't make a button out of it though oh no jen 0.99

01:01:56.400 you're gonna make a button out of his cry oh my god oh my god no it's a bad thing to do

01:02:03.600 um within like maybe 10 minutes all of my friends are on the floor and these people

01:02:09.240 start praying over me and all i want to do is get the fuck out but the person that drove me 0.95

01:02:12.640 is laying on the floor uh still so uncomfortable floor still so uncomfortably i stand there 0.96

01:02:18.420 and try to understand why i'm not falling out like the rest of everyone the moment the pastor's

01:02:23.300 wife put her hand on my forehead i got the clearest voice in my head saying she's forcing 1.00

01:02:27.160 the spirit but she has a message for you i grew up really dusty crusty musty baptist that shit 0.97

01:02:36.540 didn't happen to me but here i was with some lady's hand on my forehead getting a fancy little 1.00

01:02:42.320 mind massage so i lock in oh wait wait is this like i is this a boy or a girl brook brook is a

01:02:51.880 lady ploop log i don't know i think believe i feel like it's important in the story because like

01:02:58.220 if it's a guy react like the reaction would be slightly different or we'd expect a different

01:03:03.640 reaction from someone touching you and doing this thing if it's a girl might be you know what i'm 0.90

01:03:08.400 saying yeah i just feel like it's important guys but girl when you write in male or female hey

01:03:12.960 you girl you girl put a girl on atman we thought that was crazy we don't know the gender of 0.99

01:03:21.860 our we got some gender fluid fans all right keep reading put a girl on um don't make me cry i was

01:03:30.980 getting a fancy little mind massage so i lock in and listen to her i'm a nice lady okay brooke is

01:03:36.940 a nice lady okay she tells me i'm a prophet she tells me i will convert witches oh and she tells 0.79

01:03:43.920 me not to lose my way i was the only one retarded enough that night not to get hypnotized by this 0.89

01:03:51.580 lady's weird church magic um and as soon as all my homies were up i was out of there i was honestly

01:03:58.320 pissed off about this like yeah dude me too i would not like this at all her message made me

01:04:03.320 feel really important and i didn't want that i didn't want to be a prophet or to be in charge 0.99

01:04:07.880 of trying to hunt down or convert anybody i honestly thought she was full of shit because 1.00

01:04:13.120 of the witches thing i didn't forecast moving to richmond virginia and being absolutely surrounded

01:04:18.340 by them five years later so obviously my profitabilities didn't exactly haven't exactly

01:04:23.980 been obvious anyway i carried this pissed off energy into 2013 when i got married to a dude

01:04:30.680 very important that we asked uh-huh because we thought you was gay yeah when you said that part 0.96

01:04:36.560 about marrying a dude but you're not gay but you're not gay you're a nice lady uh i'm when i got 0.57

01:04:44.880 married to a dude i met on a vampire goth social networking website that no longer exists okay i'm

01:04:51.000 pretty sure we've so we've read the story i don't remember this no no no i'm saying we've read a

01:04:56.740 story oh that's exactly like this but no i've never read that part at all uh blue blog what

01:05:03.420 was the name of the website yeah can we say i guess it doesn't exist yeah yeah it says it

01:05:07.440 doesn't exist but it's funny to know still he was in the usaf and we moved to japan oh he was just 0.98

01:05:13.200 you you saf ass motherfucker huh okay oh what happened to your camera i don't know i'll go fix 0.99

01:05:20.460 it wait oh hey we back all right thanks nancy in late 2013 i moved to okinawa with this dude right 1.00

01:05:28.940 he's a huge turd and i don't know it yet he's covert about it homie had a raging porn addiction 0.96

01:05:35.920 oh not cool and i truly believe that anyone who is putting as much energy into beating his meat as 0.98

01:05:41.760 he was beating his meat beating it beating his meat was definitely inviting something

01:05:49.260 to feed off the energy how does that work do you catch him you do like did ploop say uh hey is that

01:05:56.240 my wife i don't know if that's really my wife in there uh everybody's number one or number two or 0.99

01:06:00.440 number three i don't know um what was i asking ploop what's in it oh vampire freaks damn he was 0.79

01:06:08.480 on a dating website called vampire freaks and you're surprised that he had a come on now let's 0.95

01:06:13.620 see vampire oh yeah no what the hell i don't know if that's my wife that's a crazy sentence um 0.99

01:06:23.780 okay fashion original now it's like a now it's just a fashion website yeah vampire freaks.com

01:06:30.760 hey man i'm rolling a little vampire freaks come on in late 2013 i moved into oh wait no that's

01:06:37.660 right he jerks off uh december 20th 2013 this guy gets me something i never had and also didn't 0.80

01:06:44.040 know i needed oh check this out we found it uh actual factual wife it wasn't a dating website 0.97

01:06:52.600 vampirefreaks.com damn does my wife used to buy fashion from this website this is a blog 1.00

01:06:58.600 this is a blog about vampire shit like there's a journal update your status so what was the actual 0.99

01:07:06.060 name of the top colt the last thing ploop log said is it was constant meat beating constant 0.98

01:07:12.020 it was a season of meat beating um i wouldn't look up that site well that's why no one will

01:07:18.180 remember your name brandon w so uh okay december 20th this guy gets me a puppy it's a black and

01:07:24.740 tan shiba inu a doge dog she changed my life i left that shitty nerd but i got both dogs we ended 1.00

01:07:31.420 up with this dog was such a blessing but it started noticing but i started noticing she'd

01:07:36.560 play with upstairs she'd play upstairs by herself a lot she'd hang out in the dark guest room and

01:07:42.980 sometimes it would sound like someone was throwing a toy down the hallway for her weird but she 0.96

01:07:48.520 couldn't throw it herself no big deal she didn't have fucking thumbs um she would sometimes bring 1.00

01:07:56.380 me random stuff that i was certain we didn't have in our home marbles blueberries a button 0.98

01:08:02.420 weird usually small items but always things we couldn't find the source for obviously hubs wrote

01:08:09.660 it off as base housing oh oh base like military base housing and nothing supernatural could be

01:08:16.240 happening on the most notoriously haunted military base in the world i wasn't so easily convinced

01:08:21.780 The dog was bringing me weird stuff

01:08:23.760 And the house's overall vibe was good

01:08:25.680 Until sometimes it wasn't

01:08:27.060 I hear a lot about

01:08:28.500 Where people are stationed

01:08:31.020 Military housing and it being super spooky

01:08:33.720 Because it's not really a house

01:08:35.160 They were just passing through

01:08:36.420 There's a lot of trauma there

01:08:38.340 Husband's going away, wife might be cheating 0.99

01:08:41.100 Not accusing Brooke of anything

01:08:42.900 But it's like yeah

01:08:43.840 By the way I found out today that they did a study

01:08:47.200 Do you know what the

01:08:48.700 The number one 0.68

01:08:51.780 she oh now i feel bad for saying it police officers no who it's nurses oh you gotta hit 0.96

01:08:57.100 your wife i gotta hit her i gotta hit her that's the only way they said the number one way to stop 1.00

01:09:00.760 the nurse is in the hospital yeah hit her you gotta hit her you have to hit her a lot i did 1.00

01:09:04.920 read that promiscuous promiscuous which is weird because i've been i'm gonna call my wife right now 0.98

01:09:09.120 what is she doing schedule a beating i've been in um hospitals a fair amount you know have my uh 1.00

01:09:14.720 testicle removed maybe that's not the most attractive thing to a nurse actually now that 1.00

01:09:17.940 to think about it but i've just never gotten like a vibe never gotten a vibe from any of the women 1.00

01:09:22.160 in a hospital where i'm like slut they're usually just like miserable they're just going about doing 0.99

01:09:26.400 their shit yeah putting hoses in people i think it's i think it's a promiscuous uh job because 1.00

01:09:32.960 shut up mason i know i could hear it sound like a giant bird you have is like uh right out of 1.00

01:09:39.360 college yeah these girls are in these girls are in a good job making a ton of money yeah usually 1.00

01:09:45.320 single so it's like that invites a crazy

01:09:47.440 lifestyle and then their life their

01:09:48.920 schedule is like crazy

01:09:51.540 so they're all it's like a police officer

01:09:53.560 the police officer schedule is like 0.99

01:09:55.180 four days a week 12 hour shift so they're just fucking 1.00

01:09:57.280 running and gunning and doing shit and seeing people and 1.00

01:09:59.260 blah blah blah that's what nurses are like so 1.00

01:10:01.260 my tinfoil tiara says nurses

01:10:03.360 are into freak books book

01:10:05.300 talk that's like the

01:10:06.500 I guess it's like the book

01:10:09.400 section of tiktok but I guess

01:10:11.340 those are the people that are reading the books about 0.53

01:10:13.260 the minotaur uh having sex with the woman talk with the nurse once then found out i was her side 1.00

01:10:20.340 it's unbelievable damn um why are there so many fat ass nurses out there damn z-man 1.00

01:10:26.320 what do you mean fat ass no just like fat bitches um i chalked it up to a lot of it to my ex just 1.00

01:10:32.580 being a moody guy and just not being fun or nice to be around i was in big denial i think looking 0.99

01:10:39.640 back i definitely think he still sucked but i'm wondering if there was something augmenting how

01:10:43.960 much he sucked it definitely feels like a possibility eventually we ended up getting a 0.68

01:10:48.500 second doge dog the more traditional red color she is the most loyal dog i've ever met and a

01:10:54.160 real testimonial to the nature and history of her breed flash forward to the summer of 2015 0.80

01:10:59.360 hubs has one homie they have gay sex that's not what i made that part up it doesn't happen 0.98

01:11:04.780 i like this guy he's hispanic but i like him anyway and very nerdy he's got a weird little 0.96

01:11:11.480 brother energy that makes him a good video game friendship okay so we start hanging out with this

01:11:17.420 guy a good bit and i discover he's got a great fondness for ghosts i feel like we've read this

01:11:22.180 i don't know i don't know chat have we read this chat do we read this keep reading all right um

01:11:29.420 fancy that i thought we had one so i tell him the things that i'm noticing all of a sudden this 0.98

01:11:34.500 nerd goes any ghost in the areas come fuck with me i feel like get out of my house yeah i'm gonna 1.00

01:11:40.820 shoot you in the chest he said this on my back porch with the door open i didn't like that at 1.00

01:11:47.300 all but my husband was all pisha who's pisha i think you're like it's like a shit sounds like 1.00

01:11:53.480 a black name like that kind of thing pishonda shonda to quisha pisha ghosts aren't real uh 0.96

01:12:01.240 pishal so obviously we weren't kicking this guy out it should be noted that i had fallen off with

01:12:07.220 christianity and was identifying as an ancient alien theorist at the time so my frame of reference

01:12:12.320 for how to handle these things that happened next was extremely limited uh within the week

01:12:16.620 of nerdo asking the ghost to basically come in my house actively started picking up uh activity

01:12:22.780 activity yeah actively activity both dogs started bringing me things electronics started breaking

01:12:30.740 out of nowhere and i started hearing footsteps when i was the only one that was home like boots

01:12:35.160 on a laminate loud clear on laminate loud clear sounds i'm sorry i'm retarded uh it was highlighted

01:12:42.860 because the dogs would react every time we'd hear them similarly my ex worked swing shift from 3 to

01:12:49.220 12 ish and i'd stay up and wait for him the dogs and i would hear this green door open then the

01:12:55.240 main door and again with the boots on the

01:12:57.300 laminate loud and clear 0.99

01:12:58.700 we would walk to

01:13:01.220 the door to discover no one

01:13:02.740 there were several times we heard 0.99

01:13:05.440 this voice say hello oh shit 0.99

01:13:07.360 like he was surprised 0.99

01:13:09.540 we hadn't been at the door

01:13:11.400 to greet him

01:13:11.980 surprise he wasn't

01:13:15.400 there

01:13:15.740 okay surprise he wasn't there

01:13:19.580 and the

01:13:21.300 atmosphere was getting heavier by the day

01:13:23.500 surprise surprise

01:13:25.180 surprise surprise

01:13:27.940 eventually one night the dogs

01:13:30.540 do as they do and they ask to

01:13:32.520 go out after midnight I saddle them up

01:13:34.400 and take them out to the potty

01:13:36.540 the base was a very central location

01:13:38.420 for the bombing of Okinawa back 0.55

01:13:40.460 in World War II there's bunkers

01:13:42.780 and the trees used by Japanese

01:13:44.400 soldiers as they fought and ultimately died

01:13:46.340 during the campaign so as I'm walking

01:13:48.440 down the street past the woods I'm very

01:13:50.500 aware of the oppressively dark

01:13:52.360 alcoves nice

01:13:54.660 all of a sudden i hear a cat style whistle like that or like a like like like a guy calling or

01:14:02.440 like oh like a cat whistle yep that kind of thing uh i aim my flashlight in the direction of the

01:14:09.820 sound open space nada nothing no one was there chill chill i'm kind of used to weird sounds

01:14:17.360 i'm assuming i'm tripping or just like not hearing things correctly we continue on and i hear the

01:14:22.420 noise again this time the dogs look in the direction where the sound came from ishmael 0.98

01:14:26.360 fasting says yes we read it oh damn unfucking believable you know it's crazy what brooke is 1.00

01:14:34.240 in the chat watching us read it twice brooke you bitch oh no we gotta finish it yeah it's almost 0.99

01:14:40.980 over uh man we're gonna have to make this one a long one and get another one in it's a long um 0.98

01:14:46.080 OK, let's go. Do we really read this? I don't know if if if if Ishmael says it and you say it, I guess maybe we did.

01:14:56.180 Nancy, you don't remember that. All right. So. I hear the cat whistle. Nothing's there.

01:15:02.860 I'm assuming I'm tripping. We continue on. I hear the noise again. This time the dogs look in the direction and I'm still not seeing anything, but I'm definitely taking this more seriously.

01:15:10.520 we continue on this time and the whistle is right behind me i swing around expecting someone to be

01:15:16.680 behind me pranking me and no one is there the dogs have their hackles raised we are completely in an

01:15:22.780 open area next to a cliff face overlooking a gold course which is meant to be a golf course

01:15:28.160 and base housing this is when the girls and i decide running home was probably a good idea

01:15:34.280 i later learned that whistling at night is something like a japanese death omen slash

01:15:39.960 superstition i went on to eventually try to off myself goddamn on the 4th of july the following 0.68

01:15:47.340 summer i don't remember any of this i was so tired of feeling crazy from the neglect of my 0.90

01:15:52.100 husband our relationship was worse than in the shitter and i was done except i didn't have to

01:15:57.700 make the choice to do this the night i attempted i drank more than i ever have before i took a

01:16:02.840 bunch of pills i genuinely think something tried to overtake me it was a very surreal feeling i 0.94

01:16:09.280 apparently sent one of my friends a snapchat saying ttfn what's that some vampire shit i don't know 0.96

01:16:15.460 man i don't know what that is and for some reason that made her call the cops and do a welfare check 1.00

01:16:21.220 in the middle of the night they woke up my ex and found me passed out on my back in the middle of

01:16:26.280 the living room surrounded by ta-ta for now ta-ta for now oh um yeah brooke is white yeah yeah

01:16:34.440 that's definitely like a ta-ta for now that's a white thing uh so i was in the middle of the

01:16:39.300 living room passed out on my back surrounded by vomit it should be noted that i was drunk

01:16:44.520 on this russian vodka called zubrauka it's got bison grass in it apparently that's a mild

01:16:52.140 hallucinogen it usually just makes people's dreams weird anyway it's yummy with apple juice and from

01:16:59.200 what i've heard i was spiraling into darkness uh that's all i remember i ended up being ordered to

01:17:05.440 attend therapy and my therapist basically told me to just do yoga that's crazy uh basically

01:17:11.460 yeah go ahead align your chakras basically after that i was on autopilot until returning to america

01:17:17.920 in 2017 ultimately my marriage ended up in divorce many such cases right whenever it comes to spooky 0.96

01:17:23.320 shit um he got everything and i got the dog so you got everything i couldn't handle being with a guy 0.94

01:17:29.740 who wanted any woman but me i basically immediately met the love of my life and a man who brought me 0.99

01:17:35.260 back to christ on our first date i heard the voice again and it said you're going to marry him i

01:17:41.600 eventually did i went from being a feminist ancient alien depressed incel to a god-fearing

01:17:46.700 homeschooling mother of four soon to be five babies hell yeah 1.00

01:17:51.520 good job blue so nice we we read it twice it's good job not dying congratulations on your fifth

01:18:02.560 baby i don't know when you sent this apparently if we read it already this might have been a while 0.95

01:18:06.320 ago it's like this baby's six years old this is this baby's old as shit now and um man also 0.99

01:18:13.260 congratulations on getting out of a shit relationship 0.99

01:18:15.400 and into a great one that's awesome 0.99

01:18:17.300 uh the yoga

01:18:19.360 thing is a shitty imagine 0.50

01:18:21.300 like did you you how do you catch 0.99

01:18:23.540 him like you

01:18:25.300 must have caught him doing this

01:18:27.440 right cheating 0.82

01:18:28.760 no I mean porn oh 0.76

01:18:31.320 yeah yeah where did you how did like 0.90

01:18:33.360 how do you know you like find on the 1.00

01:18:35.140 computer or this motherfucker is viciously 1.00

01:18:37.460 beating his meat should just be sticky 1.00

01:18:39.460 oh yeah crispy socks

01:18:41.380 everywhere it's like every single stock was sock was standing up on its end let's take a quick

01:18:45.600 break to uh read a quick promotion i suppose we're gonna read read a promotion yeah from nws

01:18:53.860 count dress i don't know if it's a promotion i don't know what that is i don't know what it

01:18:57.620 means i guess we can learn it we can learn we can find out hey guys hey hey hey let's dance

01:19:03.260 i just discovered your show through quite frankly we'll be back on quite frankly april 7th april

01:19:08.760 7th yeah we're gonna go hang out with frank it's gonna be great it'll be the day after 0.92

01:19:11.920 regulus turns red in the lines with the sphinx oh that's right so we'll have some fun shit to

01:19:16.580 talk about so we may not be on we might all be raptured i don't know what's gonna happen 0.74

01:19:21.100 i just discovered your show through quite frankly a few months ago and i'm loving it i usually don't

01:19:25.320 sponsor a show i don't think she wants to give us money but i think she likes or he likes the show

01:19:30.320 i don't think i think sponsor must be a typo just based off of what i'm getting here endorse

01:19:35.740 endorse oh we have your seal of endorsement well i'll take it i don't know if i want it i don't

01:19:41.920 know your name well thank you calendress um you just walk into a room and he was meat in hand

01:19:49.280 geez blue log it was he embarrassed by it yeah was he like oh no you caught me with my shameful

01:19:55.100 meat i would be mortified i would be mortified yeah i'd be like oh don't look at me turn around 0.97

01:20:00.780 why don't you just come in here don't you know how to fucking knock i'm doing a thing or was he 0.99

01:20:05.360 just like what's for dinner kept going um so uh they don't usually sponsor or endorse a show that 0.97

01:20:16.300 they've listened to only if it's they've been listening for a full year without getting bored

01:20:19.880 but i'm already positive there will be no chance of that oh nice i'm glad i'm glad our show's not

01:20:24.700 a boring one yeah we try our best um my husband is a bit of a normie okay so this is a girl right 0.96

01:20:30.700 Could be a gay dude 0.99

01:20:32.760 Options open 0.97

01:20:34.920 We're going to see

01:20:35.820 I've been slowly able to start dialing him into reality

01:20:39.960 I noticed on his YouTube

01:20:41.340 He's been watching the Y files

01:20:43.000 I don't know much about those dudes

01:20:45.140 It's just that the guy follows you

01:20:46.420 You say that every episode or so

01:20:48.040 The producer

01:20:49.380 I don't know anything about the Y files either

01:20:51.880 It's one of the shows that I've heard about

01:20:54.300 And I go, I'll check into it

01:20:56.040 No, I'm not watching anybody's show

01:20:58.220 Oh dude, Ploops said he's like, what's for dinner

01:21:00.660 that's crazy that's crazy that that's like you're so adamant in in uh squirting yeah that you're

01:21:09.520 not gonna stop doing the the meat dance that's addictive that is bad that's very bad he's a 0.98

01:21:16.440 dick that's crazy oh uh frank is is um podcasting now or the y files oh the y files was podcasting 0.97

01:21:24.680 now okay i don't even know what that means but that's great i guess uh is it a show is it a

01:21:30.120 it is it's like um it's like a highly produced podcast oh like this show yeah it's yeah where

01:21:37.940 everything is predetermined what they're gonna say and it's presented in a certain way i think 0.97

01:21:41.680 they do like some narrative you know they i'm pretty sure they write their shit type of deal 0.96

01:21:45.940 it's not like that oh yeah i could never i mean we can't read that's why they have six million 0.95

01:21:50.140 subscribers that's the thing is i can write but i can't read so they live right now are they i don't

01:21:55.340 know they just have videos that's probably all pre-recorded stuff yeah maybe you're talking 0.98

01:22:00.060 you're talking about frank frank might be no he was talking about the y-fos anyway fucking what 0.99

01:22:05.240 is what's going on with uh this person that's not gonna sponsor us uh yeah i was trying to read oh 0.91

01:22:10.160 yeah this dude is pushing the goddess we're actually gonna i think get into this a little

01:22:14.260 bit yeah yeah um i decided to see what he was getting fed spooky music thank you nancy uh i've

01:22:21.820 only listened to a few but a couple of days ago i listened to one that aired on march 9th the

01:22:25.660 basement episode number six they have six episodes about a fucking basement the knight's templar the 0.98

01:22:30.560 green jar and the scroll that changed everything i listened to a lot of stuff this is the guy that 0.99

01:22:36.480 just came out he's got a scroll and a green jar okay and he puts it in his ass people and it 0.98

01:22:42.260 shatters dude did you see that clip that laney fucking laney dude i gotta play that one too 1.00

01:22:49.120 it really reminded me of tower oh yeah uh is this it i don't know if we can play that it's there's a 0.80

01:22:56.720 lot of a lot of death there's a lot of death there's a lot of death in that clip i think we

01:23:01.780 can play the first seconds of it where we're just talking to cole it might be okay yeah what do you

01:23:07.600 yeah i guess so okay we have to stop it pretty quick though after we get to the murder yeah oh

01:23:12.300 man the murder there's so many deaths and murder yeah there's a guy tied to a post being hit with

01:23:18.820 the flamethrower gets burned yeah yeah craziness and not good man in in pure laney fashion i was

01:23:26.860 like i guess he's not gonna do a short for that because like you know he works for nds i'm like

01:23:30.640 yeah this is just like a fun thing to do a fun thing but but he did it and he released it like

01:23:35.480 the day before it was on monday like this aired on tuesday like that's how like we would have our

01:23:40.580 workflow for tower getting i was like this dude is just locked in consummate professional yeah

01:23:45.800 but just the first

01:23:47.420 like 30 seconds of this is hilarious

01:23:49.720 and I readjusted the

01:23:51.860 studio slash whatever my

01:23:53.740 extra room where the studio was took all the 0.81

01:23:55.900 shit out coiled up everything it was 0.68

01:23:57.480 an emotional moment I moved 0.99

01:23:59.700 your bookshelf

01:24:02.000 behind and I bought all the stuff upstairs

01:24:03.820 and then I went behind it and I

01:24:05.740 stepped on glass a lot of

01:24:07.820 fun you know what the glass was from

01:24:09.560 look at his face look at Cole's face the glass dildo that you left

01:24:11.800 at the house 0.76

01:24:12.260 seems really dangerous though because it could break like while it's in you it's not for use

01:24:20.320 toad you ever see that that video okay i'm gonna stop you gotta stop right there you gotta stop

01:24:26.300 right there well i mean it doesn't show anything it shows the feet yeah i don't i just don't even

01:24:31.400 think that that was a nice little but the glass i mean just there was some nostalgia there yeah

01:24:35.320 it was a real nostalgic feeling people wanted it to come back too everybody's like is it coming

01:24:39.420 back it's like no it's just it can't i i'm not gonna do any night shows unless it's like extremely

01:24:44.920 lucrative yeah and also cole can't do it yeah it's just uh too risky if you guys fund us for 0.74

01:24:51.640 like a million dollars yeah yeah yeah there's a number we go at on on frank's show at night it's

01:24:56.900 gonna be 7 p.m but he pays us seven thousand dollars each yes per appearance so well i thought

01:25:01.820 that was to uh to not criticize the jews or is it for appearance um i didn't actually read uh

01:25:10.500 did you read the thing did you read the contract that it came with we had sent that to you in the

01:25:14.580 email i just deposited the money uh yeah i've been doing whatever i felt like i haven't gotten to it

01:25:19.780 okay well let us let us know uh before i'm willing to april 7th to not you know anyway that that

01:25:26.920 tower gang episode or whatever it was power hang power hang it felt like like regular yeah like

01:25:32.860 just the whole moment when i go oh the glass still didn't call goes oh yeah i remember that

01:25:37.560 and then toads right back in and i'm like these guys are these guys are crazy there's a well-oiled 0.99

01:25:42.040 groove my husband's a bit of a normie the green jar and the asshole and the scroll that changes 0.97

01:25:47.740 everything i listen to a lot of this stuff that i don't agree with just to see what's being pushed 0.99

01:25:52.320 this sent my holy spirit into fits in a nutshell this guest is a very high level freemason

01:25:58.220 he claims to have just recently found the long lost ancient scroll that the masons brought to 0.96

01:26:04.280 america and hid in their asshole it's called the yeshua scroll and yes it's supposedly written by 0.92

01:26:11.020 our lord and savior but we've already discussed jesus never written written everything now 1.00

01:26:15.340 anything he never wrote anything yeah because writing and writing books specifically it's gay 0.99

01:26:20.280 faggots yeah and uh even in his carpentry jesus took no measurements he did everything just he 0.99

01:26:25.860 just eyed it up hey thank you big guy i'm always like not sure of like i actually texted sam and 0.98

01:26:31.840 i was like hey man we didn't extrapolate on this whole timothy alberino thing and like i just feel

01:26:36.520 like we kind of like left it yeah and i was like i was like where we left it explaining it to them

01:26:41.800 they were probably like this i don't even understand yeah i don't know i mean it's a lot

01:26:47.220 to unpack it's just hard because there's like there's so many not interruptions like there's

01:26:52.340 so many things to talk about yeah we were very chaotic show we was bouncing back and forth i had

01:26:56.320 a lot of fun though i didn't i didn't walk away from that feeling uh like that was a bad episode

01:27:00.120 i felt like that was a fun episode it's a great episode the only thing that i felt like like

01:27:03.240 again like we were like let's not bring up let's not bring up the albarino thing and i was like

01:27:07.660 okay maybe at the end if we have time and then he kind of like started to segue towards and i was

01:27:11.940 like all right we're talking about feds yeah yeah yeah kind of like feeds into that and i didn't

01:27:16.820 paint the picture accurately of like all because there are layers of things that happen it's hard

01:27:22.540 because we didn't even like i have all these notes here for that i wanted all those notes about

01:27:25.980 albarino look at that there's all about albarino and we just never got to it was all on just the

01:27:30.380 alien phenomenon and the connections to demons and there's so much shit that we didn't get to 0.86

01:27:33.720 and that's just the nature of tinfoil hat what really what you have to look at tinfoil hat as 0.86

01:27:37.820 and this is a little inside baseball but it's like an exhibition like you're going there and 0.98

01:27:41.720 you're showing off nds shit yeah yeah you're showing off nds like you're showing off you know 0.97

01:27:46.920 here's some gravy here's some fun here's some laughs you know back into the gravy back into 1.00

01:27:51.600 the you know what i mean like it's you're doing all these things this is what i was trying to

01:27:55.260 explain to set a kick lighter and and and still to a certain point like i still felt like ah we

01:28:01.260 didn't do you never you never you're never going to do you're never going to do the best you can

01:28:06.040 do is hope you you have a leave a good impression on whoever's listening and hopefully sam and

01:28:10.820 johnny and xg had fun that's it yeah that's it i had i know i had fun i had a lot of fun so 0.84

01:28:15.640 hashtag are you having fun um the jar in the asshole uh that's right it contains several 0.99

01:28:22.240 starting revelations it's okay to be gay number one there is the first fucking revelation of this 1.00

01:28:27.560 you pull this this this thing out of this green jar and it's like it's okay to be gay 0.99

01:28:33.320 yeah i mean that's how you hid the fucking thing in the first place so all right there is a divine 0.99

01:28:38.280 feminine well that's true um yes there are aliens i mean technically and they are coming soon june 0.98

01:28:44.580 6 2026 to be exact the y files must be a fun show this is interesting shit though it's okay to be 0.96

01:28:51.220 gay there is a divine feminine and there are aliens this is literally like us and this guy 0.97

01:28:58.320 we would fight to the death not the y file guy i don't know who he is but the guy that is a high 0.73

01:29:03.720 level freemason who is claiming that this is true so you gotta scroll and it flies in the face of

01:29:09.980 everything that that our research shows uh it doesn't fly in the face of uh well i mean besides 0.96

01:29:15.480 no fucking aliens uh i don't think it's okay to be gay being gay is a sin no it's not really 0.95

01:29:20.800 different than any other sin i don't think and but you know you're not supposed to say it's okay 1.00

01:29:25.080 that i'm a sinner yeah you're supposed to go forth and sin no more um there is a divine feminine i'm

01:29:30.000 not too fucking sure i don't really know i think you look at the queen of heaven thing and it's 0.93

01:29:34.120 pretty fucking explicit that's that's true the queen of heaven is like a it's a masculine thing 1.00

01:29:38.180 parading around as a female thing and in the bible it's like it's a negative thing that provokes the 0.99

01:29:43.980 anger of god when you give offerings to the queen of heaven and everybody pretty much regards it as 0.99

01:29:47.800 ishtar and shit which is what this bitch is saying what i'm saying is i think this thing 1.00

01:29:50.980 has some veracity it has veracity to it meaning like it came from the source that we are looking 0.99

01:29:56.900 at sure sure like it's okay to be gay i'm like okay check yes uh there's a divine feminine okay

01:30:01.960 yeah like the timing of this okay check yes yeah like all these things is like okay this is this

01:30:06.660 fits exactly into what we're looking yeah so in that regard yeah but it's it's in the opposition 0.77

01:30:11.020 of what i believe to be true yeah next thing i mean oh the next we're gonna kill this guy

01:30:15.260 yeah uh it's okay to write four words to books about mars and life on it unbelievable crazy 0.72

01:30:21.100 shit huh huh june 6th that's when all this is going to go down that's interesting also confirms

01:30:28.840 the grail theory of the holy bloodlines at the holy grail but even that is like that doesn't 0.99

01:30:33.560 matter right genetics don't matter this shit doesn't matter we're grafted onto the vine 0.99

01:30:39.780 saved by grace it doesn't matter the genealogy doesn't fucking matter anymore yeah that's what 0.99

01:30:46.660 these guys are obsessed with they're obsessed with the genealogy they're obsessed with the law 0.86

01:30:50.380 So Jesus wrote this, apparently, the banger. 0.88

01:30:53.360 Jesus is not fully human and did not actually die on the cross.

01:30:56.220 He just slowed his breathing until he could be rescued from the tomb by his wife.

01:31:00.800 Whoa, so denying the divinity, the overcoming of death, right?

01:31:04.840 And escapes to Scotland.

01:31:06.160 And escapes to Scotland. 1.00

01:31:07.400 What the fuck? 1.00

01:31:09.380 Also, they started the show talking about the Kensington runestone, 1.00

01:31:13.340 mentioned how it verified the Book of Enoch,

01:31:15.420 and suggested that the book was intentionally left out of the Bible.

01:31:17.820 you guys wonder why tucker and candace are talking about the nephilim now i'm a son now

01:31:22.400 i'm a sons of seth guy that's it yeah i just turned the corner bro because i'm like what is 0.55

01:31:26.460 this down comes out in 1940 fucking seven anybody want this i just know a lot of time we gotta 0.97

01:31:31.000 throw it out now yeah we gotta we're gonna do a new logo yeah what is it gonna be just like 0.95

01:31:35.260 sons up there i don't know just some dudes just like a man skull i'm not fucking getting rid of 0.98

01:31:39.640 this it is it's a cool yeah there's a lot of branding around this yeah but honestly dude like

01:31:44.400 the the the book of enoch thing even it's like like i get it i know that that uh enoch is

01:31:51.140 referenced in the bible jesus references enoch but that's different than referencing the book

01:31:55.420 of enoch right and so what are they referencing there are actually there there are maybe other

01:32:00.800 extra canonical texts um i don't know the second and the third book of enoch are just kind of

01:32:06.200 strange the first one does have some stuff in it where i'm like all right this points back to the

01:32:09.860 bible in a certain way but it's extra canonical it's just something that you read yeah yeah

01:32:13.600 interesting but now that this is like this thing is in the mix dude this is super sketchy i bet

01:32:18.420 even with the bible and i know people aren't gonna like this i've been kind of like a little sketch

01:32:22.460 about i don't know even matt's like oh king james we're gonna read the bible but i'm like this is

01:32:26.600 like the masoretic version of it like the the correct septuagint version of the old testament 0.95

01:32:31.720 bible in the book of esther has god's name and that was removed yeah i'm like what the fuck are 0.97

01:32:36.740 we even reading anymore that's a problem there are layers i think that's what it's like you know this

01:32:41.180 is in these times like faith is a huge component because good luck figuring it out good luck

01:32:47.440 figuring it out can never figure it out can't figure figure anything out dirty figures they

01:32:53.000 started the show talking about the kensington rune um so why why are candace and tucker talking

01:32:57.940 about the nephilim now i think they're setting up for this yes and this is what we're talking

01:33:02.720 about in tinfoil hat yesterday we can't trust anything in the bible right now question mark

01:33:06.360 they are about to attempt to smash

01:33:08.740 the rock that the church was built upon

01:33:10.740 divine feminine

01:33:12.300 aliens Jesus and silver boots

01:33:14.780 all rolled up into one beautiful burrito

01:33:16.640 we're going to have a good time with Steve

01:33:18.360 we're going to try to do a weekly series

01:33:20.580 with Steve in which

01:33:21.980 oh that'll be fun

01:33:22.780 if we can get the big room back there

01:33:25.460 whenever we can make it 1.00

01:33:26.960 we're going to kick the fucking olds out 1.00

01:33:29.400 I can't wait 1.00

01:33:30.760 I'm going to fucking kill them 1.00

01:33:31.820 they're very rude 1.00

01:33:34.940 they are very rude okay people didn't like that last episode we did it well just shout out to amy 1.00

01:33:39.960 amy didn't like she was like i didn't like amy's a hard ass bitch she's like fuck matt and i don't 1.00

01:33:44.880 like that those old people showed up in the background you know what i kind of agree all 1.00

01:33:48.720 right man i feel what you're saying i'm picking up what you're putting down the old people were 1.00

01:33:51.700 right before amy's really growing on us yeah at first i was kind of like show some respect

01:33:55.840 now i look at amy i go before i make any decisions i go what would amy do perhaps i've been too harsh

01:34:02.440 perhaps she's gonna love it she also does a very strange thing where she only she doesn't comment

01:34:07.820 here she comments in the page she only i'll see it sometimes i'll get a notification while we're

01:34:12.080 late yeah like she's watching we'll probably see it in a few minutes yeah she'll go it's me you're

01:34:16.620 talking about me yeah good job amy you're crushing you're crushing okay we'd love to hear some banter

01:34:21.860 on this from you guys well you got bantered up there you go you got bantered up yo um oh yeah

01:34:27.720 They also mentioned that the Templars founded the revolution, funded, funded the revolution.

01:34:32.400 My bad.

01:34:32.880 Sorry. 0.99

01:34:33.460 And that the scroll was brought here in that guy's asshole specifically to protect it and 0.99

01:34:38.160 keep it out of the hands of the church. 0.99

01:34:39.700 Yep. 1.00

01:34:40.220 Nobody wants to touch it after it's been in the dude's asshole. 1.00

01:34:43.080 Good Christian nationals will have no choice now but to defend this narrative. 1.00

01:34:47.420 Interesting.

01:34:48.440 It has always been our destiny.

01:34:49.720 Something like this could easily set up for the great falling away and cause a lot of

01:34:53.560 people to question their faith, disturbing on many levels.

01:34:56.820 this is fascinating that's fascinating there was a follow-up um i'll read it here so that was let

01:35:03.100 me find it um nope i'm in the wrong email my bad so i know that and it was a it was a short follow-up

01:35:10.160 it wasn't like a oh yeah no no no that was that was a follow i read it because i put it in there

01:35:15.160 they had mentioned disclosure oh okay the funded the funded revolution yeah yeah i mean maybe that's

01:35:22.140 worth um watching that shitty episode because was it shitty i mean they have millions of views

01:35:28.300 david we get we don't care how good your production is we get dozens of views if you're if you're 0.66

01:35:33.400 lying to me david said no it was good what was good i don't know i think he's talking about that

01:35:37.700 why files episode yeah some people think he didn't deny the substance people like this studio but i

01:35:43.520 like the original studio oh oh he's saying that episode was good in the in the in the um oh in

01:35:49.300 the thing yeah yeah it's gonna it's gonna get better that studio i like the original studio

01:35:53.120 too this is our i like this studio this screams raven and top lobster this whole setup here

01:35:59.140 screams it that out there is like it's good yeah it's good i'm not saying it's not good but like

01:36:04.560 this is special i i think with a lot of this is our home there's a lot of people yep and a bigger

01:36:10.420 room feels nice it does feel like the depth it's also breezier a lot of breeze i wear like my shorts

01:36:16.540 and you can feel them up there.

01:36:17.680 Yeah, it gets hot in this one.

01:36:19.680 Don't show legs.

01:36:21.580 I'm not going to show legs.

01:36:22.320 I'm going to show feet.

01:36:23.000 I'm going to put my slippers on. 1.00

01:36:23.860 What the fuck, dude? 1.00

01:36:24.700 I got my... 1.00

01:36:25.540 Okay, go ahead.

01:36:26.700 Camera three.

01:36:27.620 Yeah.

01:36:28.480 I got these nice slips on.

01:36:30.060 You got to put them a little bit higher.

01:36:31.680 Yeah, yeah, put it right there.

01:36:32.660 There you go.

01:36:33.600 Thank you, Scott.

01:36:34.380 Lobster feets is...

01:36:35.900 How about that?

01:36:36.340 Lobster feet.

01:36:36.940 All right.

01:36:37.900 Do we have another one to do?

01:36:39.280 It's...

01:36:39.640 We have to kind of redeem ourselves 0.99

01:36:41.060 because we fucking read 0.99

01:36:42.340 something we already read. 0.99

01:36:44.500 Three more.

01:36:45.760 Three more.

01:36:46.540 we have the red hoodie guy we have joe oh we got to read red hoodie guy okay yeah yeah we have this 0.99

01:36:53.220 jim bowman by the way he gave us a fucking middle finger jim bowman he might not get it red fucking 0.99

01:36:57.800 dick don't don't do that to us all right well let's do uh red hoodie guy because this is a 1.00

01:37:02.040 follow-up everybody remembers red hoodie guy right he sent this in january march in march

01:37:06.480 well which is how did that happen i guess we're in march right now hey boys hey hey what's your

01:37:11.820 name where you from red hoodie guy okay uh i thought i'd share the latest on my schizophrenic 0.98

01:37:17.520 neighbor whom i lovingly call j fool no it's fj fj what's up fj you're probably in the chat 0.99

01:37:22.900 stands for fucking fucking jew um in part one episode 333 of nds chronicles like three 1.00

01:37:32.900 colon like a time on a clock on an analog clock 333 of nds chronicles i told the story of how 1.00

01:37:39.020 my neighbor sprayed water and shouted mad ravings at unseen entities in his backyard garden one night 0.98

01:37:45.300 last july in part two episode sprawl of nds chronicles this guy's got fucking references 0.95

01:37:51.260 and everything yeah i told you how the next day red hoodie was under the impression that the police 0.76

01:37:55.520 were coming to help him and that my wife my wife magically knew when that would be she didn't as

01:38:03.360 you may recall i called behavioral health and they forwarded me to the local police i never

01:38:09.160 knew if the police ever did their welfare check that is not until recently a few weeks ago i

01:38:18.960 hopped in my truck drove down the alley behind my house toward the nearby street as i passed red

01:38:24.680 hoodie's front door there he was with his hood pulled up standing in a half squat both middle

01:38:31.800 fingers raised the ugliest sneer he could muster half squat the ugliest sneer he could muster

01:38:41.440 plastered on his face as he growled obscenities at me i stopped i rolled down my window and asked

01:38:48.720 what was wrong what followed was a series of fiery accusations very few of which were even loosely 0.97

01:38:54.820 rooted in reality but were there some that were he's like you fucking called a welfare check on 0.99

01:39:01.260 didn't you son of a bitch uh he accused me of calling the cops on him which he did which was 1.00

01:39:05.720 not entirely accurate what the fuck you did oh dude um he was visibly drunk i reminded him that 1.00

01:39:14.240 i had he had asked me to call the cops but that i hadn't i told him the truth i had been worried 0.99

01:39:19.640 about his well-being and i called behavioral health who then reached out to the local pd

01:39:23.460 to conduct a welfare check hold on uh tom i know tom sent us some he said he had like a lot of

01:39:28.800 stories tom sent more stuff he has more stuff and he re-sent it i know you all never dedicated

01:39:36.000 an entire episode to me can we do it again two episodes didn't we two episodes of tom but if

01:39:40.140 he sent stuff we'll read it okay because nobody's sending stuff these days we'll read it uh but not

01:39:45.020 today yeah maybe tomorrow maybe tomorrow no not tomorrow next week maybe next next maybe next 0.99

01:39:50.320 next month how about that tom you motherfucker um he denied that he ever asked for my help 1.00

01:39:57.320 Worse, he said that he saw and heard my wife and I standing on our balcony looking down into his yard, 1.00

01:40:05.400 calling the cops and telling them about the ammo and pot he has.

01:40:09.760 First of all, I'd be the last guy in the world to turn anyone in for having ammo and pot.

01:40:14.800 Even the schizophrenic neighbor who's shooting water at nobody.

01:40:19.060 Rather, I'd be inclined to make friends with such a person.

01:40:21.960 My own brother is that person.

01:40:24.140 Second, there's no way he could have possibly seen or heard my wife talking on the phone to anyone that day.

01:40:32.320 My wife wasn't home, and I made my phone call to behavioral health from inside the house.

01:40:44.660 It is my belief that the voices in his head were lying to him about us,

01:40:48.500 trying to stir up anger in him so that he would lash out, just like he was doing now.

01:40:53.200 This guy was overheated.

01:40:55.020 He got right into my face,

01:40:56.560 baring his teeth, shouting, 0.93

01:40:58.180 calling me a liar over and over.

01:41:00.260 I insisted that I'd never call the cops

01:41:02.200 on someone who wasn't hurting anyone or anything.

01:41:04.960 I progressed through the day

01:41:06.080 through the gay libertarian pipeline 0.90

01:41:09.300 and emerged on the other end 0.97

01:41:11.160 with a healthy distrust and dislike

01:41:13.400 for any governmental authority.

01:41:15.540 When I would start to explain my side of things,

01:41:18.400 he would instantly get quiet,

01:41:20.240 step back, put his hands in his pockets,

01:41:22.560 and listen respectfully before blowing up again incredible hell yeah dude this guy crushes uh it 0.53

01:41:28.300 was like watching two different people operate one body he demanded to know why i was worried

01:41:32.980 about him so i reminded him about the events of that night in july then i said something that

01:41:37.800 struck a nerve i told him that i believed he was tormented i didn't get into details but i told him

01:41:43.520 that we're all tormented at times one way or another myself included he agreed i told him

01:41:49.120 that he was a child of God, but that there are things out there working hard to keep him separated

01:41:54.240 from God. And in that moment, he stepped back, looked into the sky with his hands folded together

01:42:00.580 and shouted, yes. But then he told me that he's a grown ass man. He's been taking care of himself 0.98

01:42:09.900 for years and he don't need my help. I love that I should mind my own business and stop looking

01:42:13.940 into his backyard my house is two stories and sits about six feet from his fence line i take

01:42:20.080 the next several minutes to detail the specific layout of my craftsman style house so that you

01:42:25.300 can better understand its dimensions well thank you but i know raven can only go so long between

01:42:29.840 hot dogs i appreciate that thank you very much i actually think i'm overdue um maybe another time

01:42:35.200 anyway not looking into his backyard is virtually impossible plus a year prior red hoodie had cut

01:42:41.940 all the vegetation down that had previously given him and us some privacy in order to make room for

01:42:47.460 his garden furthermore i explained to him that being responsible for the safety of my family

01:42:52.260 it is my duty to at least peripherally be aware of potential threats and immediate in the immediate

01:42:57.640 neighborhood i couldn't help but take notice when he started talking to his corn to that he asked me

01:43:04.560 if I'd thought he'd actually hurt my wife, my wife, or kid.

01:43:10.140 I told him I hoped he wouldn't,

01:43:12.180 but he needed to understand my concern with his behavior.

01:43:15.260 We ran around like this for a while.

01:43:17.260 His arguments were circular,

01:43:18.860 always building until he was angry,

01:43:20.720 shouting and in my face,

01:43:21.960 always coming back to the accusation

01:43:23.340 that I had called the cops.

01:43:24.600 At least we agreed that if I saw he was in trouble

01:43:27.560 or was concerned about what he was doing,

01:43:29.660 I wouldn't call anyone.

01:43:31.440 I would just talk with him about it directly.

01:43:34.560 He told me that I could come over.

01:43:36.480 He'd offer me a drink and we could talk civilly.

01:43:38.640 That sounds like an amazing time. 0.69

01:43:40.440 Crazy.

01:43:40.960 Having reached an understanding, I offered him my hand.

01:43:43.540 He shook it and I went on my way, praying to God that he disallow anything that might

01:43:48.640 be attached to him to latch on to me.

01:43:50.460 That's what we were just talking about.

01:43:51.380 That's a good move, too.

01:43:53.140 After a few days or a few days later, rather, he dragged me down.

01:43:56.540 I mean, flagged me, dragged me down and stabbed me in the chest.

01:44:00.100 No, a few days later, he flagged me down.

01:44:02.460 He was smiling warmly and appeared sober.

01:44:04.560 He immediately apologized for coming at me the way that he had.

01:44:07.880 He explained that he had been sober for years, but recently relapsed. 1.00

01:44:11.020 He blamed his girlfriend, that bitch, for getting him all fucked up. 1.00

01:44:15.460 Strangely enough, in the past five years, we've been neighbors. 1.00

01:44:18.660 I've never seen his girlfriend.

01:44:21.260 I told him I appreciate his apology, that I was glad that we had talked, 0.99

01:44:26.260 and not to let his girlfriend fuck him up. 0.98

01:44:28.940 Fast forward to a couple of quiet weeks later, and I see her, his girlfriend, 0.99

01:44:33.280 hanging out with Red Hoodie in his backyard.

01:44:35.700 Whoa.

01:44:36.360 I was relieved that she wasn't imaginary

01:44:38.060 or some unclean spirit,

01:44:40.500 but I was concerned that she was still around,

01:44:44.380 worried that she might trigger him again.

01:44:46.760 She did.

01:44:48.200 Late night, or late that night,

01:44:50.280 Red Hoodie walked into his small, 0.59

01:44:52.080 detached, one-car garage

01:44:53.560 that sits alongside the alley

01:44:54.980 and slammed the metal garage door

01:44:56.920 over and over again

01:44:58.520 while yelling at someone who wasn't there.

01:45:00.640 For years, I've lived in Stockton, California, which has at different times earned the title most violent city in California, seventh most dangerous city in the U.S., etc. 0.97

01:45:11.840 I've seen a lot of dark shit, but I live in a nice town in a nice, quiet neighborhood filled with mostly boomers. 1.00

01:45:18.440 This sort of thing doesn't happen much outside of Red Hoodies rare episodes. 0.99

01:45:22.420 So when this tantrum had gone on for some 15 minutes, a neighbor had lost their patience and yelled at him.

01:45:28.000 He grumbled, slammed the door one more time, and went inside the house.

01:45:32.220 Minutes later, a patrol car drove slowly down our alley.

01:45:35.840 He's going to blame him.

01:45:36.720 Shining lights on his house.

01:45:39.280 We didn't see Red Hoodie again for a week or more.

01:45:41.780 I want to help the guy, but I don't know how.

01:45:43.940 There are a couple of deliverance ministries in this town,

01:45:46.840 but I doubt Hoodie would be willing to talk to them 1.00

01:45:49.120 or even consider the possibility that there might be a connection

01:45:51.800 between his affliction and the spiritual realm, if there is one.

01:45:55.680 That's a good cover.

01:45:56.300 honestly there's a considerable homeless population in this town and i believe most of

01:46:02.700 them suffer from the same torment as red hoodie more and more lately i feel called to do something

01:46:07.400 about it a final solution if you will specifically i want to test the spirits of the local 501c3

01:46:14.400 churches because i feel that this town can only be in decline due to a dereliction of their duty

01:46:20.800 to actively advance the kingdom of God and the culture of Christ.

01:46:26.140 I want to identify the false idols in the community

01:46:28.300 and galvanize the Christians here to engage in the spiritual warfare 1.00

01:46:31.840 necessary to tear them down.

01:46:34.200 This process may even include the purchase of a microphone.

01:46:38.440 I don't know, but I know that whatever I end up doing,

01:46:42.440 if I do it for Christ, it'll be worth the time.

01:46:45.420 After all, it's not my time, it's his.

01:46:48.740 God bless you guys. 0.99

01:46:49.700 tell matt we miss him but respect his reasons for taking a step back fj fool man damn that's an 0.97

01:46:57.920 interesting uh interesting follow so he did see the girl one time yeah and then gone and then she 1.00

01:47:05.540 triggered him and then he lost his shit yeah it's interesting because when he told him that he was 0.66

01:47:12.080 being oppressed by something that was trying to separate him from god and he steps back and 1.00

01:47:16.760 looks into the sky and yells yes yeah and then after that he's like you're a dick yo that is 0.98

01:47:23.840 you have no right to interfere with their way of life yeah that's what that brings to mind 0.98

01:47:29.700 that's what that's what you're talking to too that's like dangerous business yeah dude that's

01:47:33.820 dangerous business and and he's just talking to him in his face he's like yeah he's like i'm scared

01:47:38.000 you'll kill my kids and the guy's like you think i'll really kill him and he's like hey it's a 0.93

01:47:42.100 possibility that's a crazy conversation to have he's like basically like based off of like the 0.99

01:47:45.820 that you've seen like you think i would do that i'm asking seriously because i don't know because

01:47:49.620 yeah i'd be like i don't know my answer would be like no i don't think you do that because i'd 0.84

01:47:54.360 fucking kill you yeah yeah yeah i would say i don't think you'd do that just to really reinforce 0.94

01:47:59.100 it like you wouldn't do that right like that's not something that you would do um i don't know 1.00

01:48:04.200 i mean the idea of testing the spirits of the local church i gotta be honest i don't think

01:48:10.900 you're ever going to get the church you'd have more success being a dude carrying a bible 0.90

01:48:16.940 plot twist fj fool is red hoodie he's one of the many personalities of red hoodie yeah um 0.97

01:48:23.220 i think you'd have more of a chance going around yourself with a bible 0.98

01:48:27.040 than getting the church to to what exactly test the spirits of the church find the local what

01:48:36.200 idols false idols powers principalities identify them i don't know if the church is gonna you know

01:48:46.140 just seems unlikely but to be a dude on the street with a bible you know telling people

01:48:54.300 the good news i mean i think you could probably get very far if you tell them i don't believe that 0.93

01:49:01.540 you're not really experiencing shit you know what i mean yeah because everything throughout the 0.99

01:49:08.080 medical system is like you're fucked up you're fucked up gotta go to rehab you know gotta be 1.00

01:49:12.400 on these drugs ssris that girl is a witch yeah it's a possibility well what kind of chick dates 1.00

01:49:19.440 a dude that you know pretty clearly i mean according to his neighbor according to fj it 1.00

01:49:25.960 seems like this guy has pretty regular you know freak outs yeah how long you date a motherfucker 0.98

01:49:31.580 before you notice that i think it's it seems like she's coming around to like uh get the freak outs 0.99

01:49:36.540 to be consistent like the freak outs are slowing down and then she she comes back she probably got

01:49:40.400 her own spirits and they're all yeah having fun together man that's a that is a bad relationship

01:49:46.700 not good just be careful be careful dealing with that guy we have two more stories but i don't know

01:49:51.120 if i want to read two maybe we read one maybe we read one who who do we got uh we got joe joe i

01:49:59.280 like he says what up nef boys what is a ufos and nuclear bases what yeah one of these says nancy

01:50:05.660 what is that oh that's a jim bowman no i don't know it says ufos and nuclear bases

01:50:14.980 oh no that's different that's a that's a file that i had oh okay all right never mind we're

01:50:20.100 gonna read joe joe let's dock some we'll scroll to the bottom what's your last name is joe no last

01:50:26.120 name four pages yeah we'll have to be we'll have to be done after this been listening to nephilim

01:50:30.160 death squad podcast for quite a few years now a few years i mean we've been doing for two so i

01:50:35.140 2.5 2.5 a couple feels like forever feels like a long time it feels real close to us like they

01:50:40.840 know us like like you are real comfortable yeah so i'm headed g by jonathan said read joe is that

01:50:45.600 no toughy joe is joe right above him toey joe too hey hey hey hey hey that's you let's dance

01:50:52.700 touchy joe toey toey toey you indian joe toey you indian toey joe joe dot or feather which one

01:51:03.220 smell you stink definitely a guy recently you've been talking more about dreams 0.98

01:51:08.380 and i figured i'd share some of mine because let me tell you i got some fucking dreams let's go 0.99

01:51:14.180 For a cliffhanger, I'm pretty sure I had a witch attacking me most of my life in my dreams. 0.99

01:51:18.740 Ooh, damn. 0.99

01:51:20.040 Big cans or not? 1.00

01:51:21.360 What did you do?

01:51:22.000 Did you deserve it?

01:51:23.740 For background, I had always had an active imagination.

01:51:27.380 Diagnosed with ADHD in my early 20s, and I used to have pretty lucid dreams all my life.

01:51:33.900 One of my first memorable nightmares as a kid involved three wolves terrorizing me all night.

01:51:39.420 Now, maybe I'm wrong, but when most people wake up from a bad dream, that's the end of it.

01:51:43.240 and they're able to roll over and go back to sleep calming down not me my name my nightmares

01:51:48.920 wouldn't leave after waking up and would just pick back up when i close my eyes for instance 0.98

01:51:53.600 one dream i had after dealing with a lot of snakes the fuck was that uh was having my room 0.92

01:52:01.000 filled with snakes when i would wake up i realized that my room was empty calm down close my eyes 0.97

01:52:05.820 back to sleep but when i did right back in the room full of snakes at the exact moment i left

01:52:10.580 nancy nancy nancy i'm can you can you say something about that yeah what do you got to

01:52:17.220 say about that a room full of snakes well not just that but like sleeping waking up and going

01:52:22.340 back to sleep in the same dream that happened to you nancy yeah it's happened before is it

01:52:29.480 it's a what is that is that a usual thing that happens yeah i'd say it's pretty typical

01:52:39.360 interesting okay usually i usually

01:52:42.300 can't go back

01:52:43.120 well it happens more often if you

01:52:46.260 fall right back asleep

01:52:47.500 if you stay awake a little longer

01:52:49.580 you're less likely to go back

01:52:52.160 that makes sense like that portal

01:52:54.020 still open okay for me that that happens

01:52:56.280 more it barely ever happens

01:52:58.220 but if it does it's like a spooky dream that i don't

01:53:00.080 want to go back to and then i'm like oh no i'm back in the 0.93

01:53:02.120 fucking spooky dream you never go back to a cool dream 0.95

01:53:04.100 never just having a good old time 1.00

01:53:06.120 and then go back there so

01:53:07.840 put right back in the room full of snakes. 1.00

01:53:10.580 God damn it. Now, animal 0.99

01:53:12.540 dreams are weird, but not really that scary

01:53:14.360 as you get older. Eventually, these dreams

01:53:16.560 would get very nightmarish and

01:53:18.420 led to sleeping less because every time I close

01:53:20.360 my eyes, I'd be put back into a hellish,

01:53:22.460 torturous nightmare. Now

01:53:24.440 for the witch part. My

01:53:26.400 first encounter with it was as a kid.

01:53:28.960 In the dream, I was getting ready

01:53:30.300 for bed with another person, probably family

01:53:32.520 member, but not important, standing

01:53:34.380 right in front of me. I went to

01:53:36.420 take my shirt off put my head through the hole and when i popped in uh off the other end the 0.81

01:53:41.380 person was now an evil demonic looking witch gray hair black dress and eyes that were black this is 0.61

01:53:46.860 this is um you're not dreaming it doesn't seem like he's dreaming this is a an awake thing

01:53:51.520 that's a problem that is a huge problem that's not cool she started yelling at me in an echoing voice 1.00

01:53:57.760 how i was uh how i was hers and there was nothing i can do that one freaked me out to the point where

01:54:04.180 i started sleeping with my closet door open okay so maybe this was a dream i'm just trying to uh

01:54:08.740 oh in a dream i'm sorry i'm retarded okay he explicitly said in a dream in a dream he's in 0.84

01:54:13.440 the chat like in a dream in a dream you retard my bad okay um and crinkling up my shirts all the way 0.90

01:54:20.760 to the head hole so i can look through it as i put my shirt on so she couldn't be like just a quick 1.00

01:54:26.160 yeah like you fucking you wrinkle it up and you look through it yeah make sure that i'm not going 0.99

01:54:30.740 Yeah, there's never a fucking moment where you don't see where the witch is standing. 0.99

01:54:35.120 All right. 1.00

01:54:35.600 One night, I felt two pokes on my butt in the middle of the night. 0.99

01:54:38.360 Oh, no. 0.99

01:54:39.100 You got BF'd.

01:54:40.160 Oh, no. 1.00

01:54:41.800 Damn it, Joe. 1.00

01:54:42.880 But fuck. 1.00

01:54:43.480 Say it ain't so. 1.00

01:54:44.300 That's crazy.

01:54:47.260 Very nice.

01:54:48.100 Thinking it was one of my parents.

01:54:49.960 What?

01:54:50.940 I rolled over to see what they needed only to wake up to an empty room.

01:54:55.520 This one messed me up for a long time because I had lost trust in what dreams were and real at night. 0.98

01:55:00.740 that sucks that's a that's a terrible fucking place to be yeah every time you try to go to 0.99

01:55:05.480 sleep now it's like am i sleeping already not cool i started not wanting to open my eyes at night 0.99

01:55:11.340 even when i had a nightmare because i thought something was going to be in my room

01:55:14.840 not a fun time as a kid below 10 he grew up yeah he grew up going to church and if i'm not mistaken

01:55:22.720 around this time of my life when i accepted g is when i accepted jesus into my life mom always said

01:55:28.440 that he would protect me as I sleep but it didn't stop. These dreams kept happening and in some

01:55:33.880 aspects they got worse because they started waking me up intentionally. In these dreams it didn't

01:55:38.620 matter the scene or scenario but some people would eventually say my name and ask if I can get them

01:55:43.420 something. Could be like grab a pen or get them a Gatorade, close the door, just something and as

01:55:49.220 soon as they'd ask I'd say sure then immediately wake up in my bed. When I realized it was a dream

01:55:54.860 i'd close my eyes and go back to sleep and would be snapped right back into the dream in front of 0.98

01:55:58.960 the person they'd say did you get that thing so i'd wake back up whoa what the fuck and when i 0.99

01:56:06.160 went back to sleep you guessed it back in front of the person they're asking the same fucking thing 0.99

01:56:10.360 damn now after the third time is when things would go south the person in the dream would look 0.98

01:56:15.640 annoyed or angry because you kept not getting them there yeah maybe you should probably just got them 0.99

01:56:19.740 what they wanted. Yeah. Kind of a real

01:56:21.880 jerk move, Joe. Do you think is Gatorade 0.99

01:56:24.080 and Astral realm the same?

01:56:26.720 Does it have all the sugar?

01:56:27.960 I don't know. Does it have sugar? I thought it was electrolytes.

01:56:30.440 And sugar and dye. 1.00

01:56:32.140 It's crazy shit in there. Gatorade is a huge 1.00

01:56:33.960 scam. I wonder if they have better rules and laws

01:56:36.040 than Astral. Maybe.

01:56:37.820 No red dye. 40 at the very least.

01:56:40.540 I was no longer, he was no longer

01:56:42.020 asking nicely if I can get them something

01:56:43.860 and said they'd have an attitude and be like

01:56:45.900 I thought you were going to get me the pen

01:56:47.840 a while ago yeah why haven't you gotten me the pen it's a reasonable question joe you ever think 0.95

01:56:52.600 about that yeah i mean it is the shit nancy in the astral like these people do exist there right

01:56:59.640 and they probably need pens they probably he's probably doing something so they would they get 0.77

01:57:04.920 annoyed with you they're not just npcs right some of them are i think oh so some are just like fig

01:57:13.020 but do they ever need stuff like are they working with things writing things having a book maybe

01:57:17.160 using a pen using a utensil

01:57:18.860 Gatorade yeah sure 0.99

01:57:21.360 fucking I don't believe 0.99

01:57:23.220 her I feel like she just says 1.00

01:57:24.980 whatever you want to hear yeah she's like whatever you guys want to hear

01:57:26.960 I'm boiling water when I got

01:57:29.260 older and was reflecting on those particular dreams

01:57:31.300 I would think about Samuel being woken up

01:57:33.140 by God and wonder if they could be similar

01:57:35.120 I don't think they were because the entity

01:57:37.100 would always be imitating people

01:57:39.140 that I already knew in real life

01:57:40.500 yeah but these entities

01:57:42.780 like they do the same things

01:57:44.860 they would copy the same techniques

01:57:47.300 so it's a possibility

01:57:49.520 it's just which direction is it coming from

01:57:51.600 when I

01:57:53.620 hit my teens I would play video games at night

01:57:55.360 to combat these streams

01:57:56.440 once they started it was easier to fire

01:57:59.540 up the old PS2 and play for 30 minutes to

01:58:01.460 an hour and it would usually

01:58:03.000 reset the brain I had a very similar thing

01:58:05.500 when I was young and I would put on

01:58:07.820 I know every word

01:58:09.700 to the Shrek

01:58:11.140 and the karaoke dance party

01:58:13.300 what? yeah

01:58:14.860 Shrek and the karaoke dance party?

01:58:18.380 Those are just words that you put together.

01:58:20.060 Shrek and the...

01:58:21.260 It starts off...

01:58:23.340 A video game?

01:58:23.880 Shrek is going...

01:58:24.700 No, it's not a video game.

01:58:25.560 He goes,

01:58:26.420 Don't go changing

01:58:28.820 to try and please me.

01:58:31.440 Is this like Shrek 2?

01:58:32.460 You've never let me down before.

01:58:35.880 That's what you'd watch to come down?

01:58:37.280 I made it through the wilderness.

01:58:40.680 You know I made it through.

01:58:44.860 Never knew how lost I was

01:58:48.020 Until I found you 0.98

01:58:49.960 I like big butts 1.00

01:58:52.660 And I cannot lie

01:58:53.620 You don't know the Shrek at the karaoke dance party?

01:58:57.180 No but I hate it

01:58:58.100 So you'd listen

01:58:58.980 So I would put on Shrek 0.99

01:59:02.220 Because I would need like a fucking reset 0.99

01:59:04.480 You'd need like a come down 0.99

01:59:05.580 Whatever the hell I was dealing with

01:59:07.220 Was spooky enough

01:59:08.620 That I would be like Shrek

01:59:10.400 Shrek had that warm feeling for you

01:59:12.780 And in the DVD menu

01:59:13.680 it had shrek and the karaoke dance party boom boom boom boom 0.96

01:59:20.120 dance to the music but i don't know dance to the music dude it was the fucking best 0.96

01:59:28.700 you don't remember it how did we get here uh i don't know talking about stuff that would uh 0.73

01:59:35.400 you know you'd have to david might have perfect fish shrek 2 is really a fantastic movie there's

01:59:42.680 a scene where they play um i need a hero is this i forget which one the fairy godmother that's a

01:59:49.480 good one dude and they turn like human yes handsome shrek yes bro when they storm the castle and the 0.99

01:59:54.560 horse the horse donkey bro and they're playing i need a hero it is the greatest shit gives me 0.98

01:59:59.240 fucking goosebumps but yeah so that's a laney clip that cartoon cartoons um you know shrek 0.99

02:00:07.760 shit like that i would have to wake up and put something on that would uh make me not 0.99

02:00:13.640 reset the brain horrified yeah from whatever i was just encountering i've never seen 1.00

02:00:18.360 you what that's your fuck that's half your problem nancy that is maybe all of your problem 0.99

02:00:24.620 maybe about 70 shrek one incredible shrek two uh uh panda fly says it cinematic masterpiece 1.00

02:00:31.940 and then it's all downhill from there shrek three it doesn't even exist nancy uh maybe that's why

02:00:37.540 you're a bad person there's like 17 shreks yeah you're like critically maybe next movie night

02:00:43.760 shrek 2 uh well you have to watch shrek 1 yeah for the context i like that boulder that is a 0.99

02:00:51.100 nice boulder what the fuck nancy we're gonna get sued but at some point around copyright struck 0.91

02:00:58.060 for this episode around that early mid-teenage uh the mid-teenages when i i had is when i had 0.98

02:01:05.080 my next major encounter with the witch.

02:01:08.820 In this dream, I was in the basement of my childhood home

02:01:11.100 with a friend whose name...

02:01:12.760 They always bring you to your childhood home.

02:01:14.260 ...was Isaiah.

02:01:15.060 Not sure if that matters, but we're doxing people, so hey.

02:01:17.500 Let's go.

02:01:18.680 Anyway, we're playing downstairs,

02:01:20.040 and it started raining heavily outside.

02:01:22.700 Raining so hard and so fast that it started flooding,

02:01:25.920 and we could see it climbing up the subwindows. 0.99

02:01:29.960 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:01:31.040 So we thought it was cool and started making jokes 0.99

02:01:33.660 like the earth is going to flood again it might be shrek in the swamp karaoke dance party i'm not

02:01:38.120 really too sure but please we have to check this out i mean i'll do a little googs you can't play

02:01:42.320 it um shrek and uh i got it you got a karaoke dance party uh was this this is at the end of

02:01:49.480 shrek one dude it's the best yeah yeah i've watched it so many times um i could do the whole thing

02:01:57.740 but is it shrek in the swamp karaoke dance party or shrek in the karaoke dance party shrek in the

02:02:02.660 swamp in the swamp in karaoke dance party you'll never find it just then the witch started yelling 1.00

02:02:11.260 in an echoing voice telling us how we were about to die i don't like the echoing voice

02:02:15.780 yeah yeah it's weird in the dream me and my friend looked at each other and shrugged it off

02:02:20.840 like get a load of this guy because we both knew the world would end in a fire next time not a 0.99

02:02:26.140 flight i got you bitch exactly you're a liar at that exact moment though i woke up and was the 1.00

02:02:32.040 most scared i ever was in a dream it's only time out of all the nightmares that i remember springing 0.99

02:02:37.680 up in my bed and being utterly drenched in fear by far the most scared i ever was almost like i

02:02:43.900 thought the witch was going to get my soul interesting which is what they're after that's 1.00

02:02:47.560 what they keep that's what they do it's funny because the same exact scenario do the same

02:02:53.380 exact scenario think about that there's going to be a giant flood yeah and they're going to come 0.91

02:02:58.900 after you're sold that's the fucking alien abduction phenomenon yeah there's gonna be a 0.93

02:03:02.840 giant flood giant cataclysm it's gonna be a polar thing the tidal wave panda has my newest favorite 0.99

02:03:07.300 conspiracy nancy might be a ghost caught in a cycle where she died boiling water oh shit long 1.00

02:03:12.460 before shrek was ever made probably yeah yep exactly she can't she can't even watch shrek

02:03:18.040 she hasn't been with us in the physical since maybe 1998 98 at least i'd say is this real

02:03:25.920 chat israel israel you can't prove is jacob israel gay nancy can you confirm 0.98

02:03:32.960 no you see this uh mason drew a small penis on my coffee yeah i don't know what that means 1.00

02:03:41.520 it's a little bit of a subliminal she's a bitch shot across the bow some would say uh 1.00

02:03:46.000 anyway great coffee in college i found new problems as one does uh with dealing with 1.00

02:03:52.020 i didn't find any problems in college didn't go there you go fuck it uh i was uh dealing with 0.99

02:03:58.960 dreams which was having a roommate what does that mean wait i found new problems dealing with dreams 1.00

02:04:03.460 which oh i see yeah so you're having dreams but you got a roommate so you got to be chill well

02:04:08.400 now yeah next sentence does it couldn't just fire up the playstation play shrek uh karaoke dance

02:04:13.560 party had to start fighting these dreams at night the most memorable one happened like this a bunch 0.97

02:04:19.720 of my teammates were hanging out together in my dorm and one guy asked for a gatorade fuck what 0.97

02:04:24.840 is going on that's so strange the gatorade here no he doesn't because let's just keep asking 0.98

02:04:30.960 gatorade is the craziest scam i kept i made him get the peach the sparkling peach clean

02:04:36.100 oh did you you really like the peach one not really it was just like i like that he like 0.95

02:04:41.000 telling him to do shit he doesn't i like the strawberry lemonade but uh but we ran out of 0.85

02:04:45.060 that one well if i can get on them you know what gatorade is weird because it's just kool-aid with 0.98

02:04:49.920 not a lot of kool-aid in it yeah yeah salt water down cool water yeah but if there's others they

02:04:54.960 put other stuff in it it really makes it drink gatorade i mean drink kool-aid yeah be bled the

02:05:00.680 energy purple drink i said sure then i woke up to get the gatorade realized the dream uh then went

02:05:13.300 back to sleep same pattern happened of three after the third time the person starts looking

02:05:17.860 evil and demonic asking acting like i'm disrespecting him stop disrespecting me when i

02:05:23.100 ask me to get my gatorade that's kind of crazy that's a really strange pattern so there's this 0.99

02:05:28.760 third time yeah they turn into a demonic kind of asshole that's like me like you asked me three 0.98

02:05:33.980 times and then and then you'll do whatever the bidding is but they're like hey oh dude but i 0.99

02:05:38.060 get it get the fucking astral gatorade yeah i'm not understanding why you're not doing that maybe 0.92

02:05:43.880 that's the thing is they don't have gatorade in the astral yeah they're trying to get you 0.98

02:05:48.540 yeah to get it in there that's what the plants need the gatorade to grow big and strong yeah 0.99

02:05:53.320 brondo brondo the thirst mutilator shit bro this started a very loud yelling match in my head 0.98

02:06:00.800 between me and this thing i told him no in no uncertain terms i was not going to get this and 0.98

02:06:05.580 if he wanted it so bad he can get up and get it himself hey joe was there ever a um like a were

02:06:11.900 they ever like a specific flavor yeah the yellow one i never liked the yellow one the blue one was

02:06:17.600 all right yellow is the best ah dude red's the best you're crazy i know red is great but it tastes 0.80

02:06:23.240 very fake oh yeah that's the fucking best part the blue i like the white one i like the yellow 0.97

02:06:27.920 one they were like less fake like uh the yellow one tasted like electricity when i drank when i 0.96

02:06:33.920 drink it yeah drank it drink when i drunk it my ancestors inside of me would be like what is this 0.98

02:06:40.000 oh yeah what is more of this big shit no they would just ask in general for gatorade they'd be 0.99

02:06:46.040 like give me some of that gatorade and then i'd wake up and they'd be like give me some of that 0.99

02:06:50.400 gatorade get some more and then i'd wake up and they ever satiated well i guess you've never

02:06:53.900 gotten them was there ever an instance joe where you got them a single thing they asked for 0.99

02:06:57.960 well here we go because i'm starting to get annoyed with joe yeah you bitch and his inability 1.00

02:07:01.780 to ever get fucking anything for these 0.99

02:07:03.740 astral people. Joe, come to Bohemian 1.00

02:07:05.740 Grove, but bring the Gatorade. Bring Gatorade. If you come

02:07:07.780 to Bohemian Grove, bring the red one.

02:07:09.700 Don't listen to the top. Look at tinfoil

02:07:11.800 tiara says the yellow one is the best. Thank you.

02:07:14.060 Thank you. Uh-oh. You see Z-Man?

02:07:16.160 He's in a loop. Oh, my mama

02:07:17.740 get the Gatorade. Oh, my mama get 1.00

02:07:19.840 the Gatorade. Oh, my mama get the 1.00

02:07:21.900 Gatorade. Sleep demon in an

02:07:23.660 end loop. About to get your ass whooped, Joe. What's an end loop? 1.00

02:07:26.740 A Nephilim loop.

02:07:27.900 Ah. He then started becoming

02:07:29.600 bigger like a giant. This guy, like I said,

02:07:31.780 saying that like i said that i wasn't allowed to talk back to him and started talking like he was

02:07:37.800 gonna start torturing me in my mind all right what's that sound like he doesn't say i'm gonna

02:07:43.460 torture you in your mind but he's talking like he's gonna torture me in my mind i'm gonna start

02:07:47.440 talking to david like that i don't know what that's bigger and bigger how does it sound like 0.75

02:07:53.680 i'm gonna start torturing you in your mind i don't know man it's got to be something familiar

02:07:58.820 I don't know what that is you know

02:08:00.440 There is like

02:08:01.860 A sort of sound

02:08:04.700 That I didn't

02:08:06.980 I think we figured out what it sounds like

02:08:09.400 I know what it sounds like

02:08:10.240 I still love you

02:08:12.440 Right here this is how you

02:08:14.860 Torture somebody

02:08:15.440 Oh my god it's so sad dude

02:08:26.860 Look at him.

02:08:27.480 Look at him.

02:08:27.860 He doesn't even know what to do.

02:08:29.160 Pure pain.

02:08:29.820 He doesn't even know what to do, man. 0.99

02:08:31.220 He's just touching his chin for no fucking reason. 0.99

02:08:33.500 Yeah, Joe has balls, though, because he yelled right back. 1.00

02:08:35.860 Okay. 0.99

02:08:36.660 I yelled back, no, you don't control me.

02:08:38.580 This is my mind. 1.00

02:08:39.520 Fuck you. 1.00

02:08:40.120 I am no puppet to do your will. 1.00

02:08:43.020 Okay.

02:08:43.680 Get your own Gatorade.

02:08:45.040 I don't know how long this went on for.

02:08:46.320 It felt like forever.

02:08:47.720 And I was waiting.

02:08:48.980 It was waiting for me to concede.

02:08:52.200 I felt semi-conscious.

02:08:53.580 Somebody just got hurt.

02:08:54.480 I heard actually a Bacall. 0.99

02:08:55.960 like a person fall yeah oh shit imagine whatever yeah not my not my chair not my problem i felt 0.95

02:09:03.280 semi-conscious as this was happening as well all the words and actions yeah uh was in my head but 0.96

02:09:10.200 i could feel my body moving my hands grabbing at the bed after this encounter these kind of dreams

02:09:15.460 became fairly mind i think mild maybe mild yeah uh they would still happen but if i said no that

02:09:21.980 was the end of it they got the gatorade themselves i still might wake up but when i fell back asleep

02:09:26.700 the dream didn't continue good you broke the the loop very nice after college i became kind of a

02:09:32.640 pothead which can coincidentally stop me from dreaming almost entirely oh that's interesting

02:09:37.100 yep it'll do that when i do they are some of the most intense almost action movie quality dreams

02:09:43.360 i've woken up thinking that it was the best movie i've ever seen but they would be erased from my

02:09:48.360 head within minutes sometimes seconds after waking up you know um remember recently i told you that

02:09:53.340 i can't do that thing anymore where i used to be able to like go to the stars in my behind my eyes

02:09:56.980 yeah oh yeah and um then that used to happen very easily back in the past in fact i i got really

02:10:03.060 good at it i can get there like if you gave me 60 seconds from closing my eyes i could get there

02:10:08.520 yeah i can't do it anymore and i did at some point pray to god that if this isn't something

02:10:15.400 that's from you take it away and that happened maybe i don't know uh within the last year like

02:10:22.360 far far back not like in three months ago or four months ago like maybe six months to a year ago i

02:10:27.680 said that and and then i so i've been wondering like is that what this is like i can't get access

02:10:33.900 to it anymore and then i was listening to this merkel episode and the guest was talking about

02:10:39.380 um gifts you know and that he can go to this astral realm but he never ever tried to give

02:10:46.080 him back that's in that book uh set the captives free well he for him he never tried to ever just

02:10:53.240 since he was a kid it would be happening and god tells him you know go here and you're interceding

02:10:58.760 you're praying for people that's what he does when he goes there he can see people being uh

02:11:03.360 oppressed by demonic entities but he would pray on their behalf while he's there and uh hey there 0.99

02:11:09.680 you go um and so thanks for the money faggot but he's so he's like uh he doesn't he never meditated 0.99

02:11:19.080 to get there he never looked up how to get there he didn't do some you know monroe institute shit 1.00

02:11:23.760 he didn't do drugs to get there it's just an innate ability he would end up there as a child 0.93

02:11:27.980 and that was a gift that was given to him and he says that it's different than if you do it the

02:11:32.100 other ways and for me i was really high and i was like meditating that's how i got there the first

02:11:39.620 time i got there i didn't learn how to get there but i got there like i worked to get there and

02:11:45.200 then over time i would like refine it and it would always feel like there was something more that i

02:11:49.240 could do but i wasn't like smart enough to figure out how to do it but after praying if it's not

02:11:55.340 from you take it away i can't i haven't been back there since don't go back no i guess not

02:12:02.400 i mean there's nothing well i won't say there's nothing because there was times remember i told 0.78

02:12:06.740 you like i saw a fucking portal open up yeah behind my eyes and when i opened up my eyes i 0.96

02:12:11.420 could still see it in the darkness of my room and that wasn't even that long ago that wasn't i was 0.98

02:12:15.020 living in the hood over here um so it did result in some i guess not some great shit uh but yeah 0.92

02:12:23.720 I don't know. 0.92

02:12:24.200 I just think that that's interesting because listening to that guy say it,

02:12:27.080 it's like,

02:12:27.300 yeah,

02:12:27.760 that was something.

02:12:29.460 It was an innate gift that he had since childhood.

02:12:32.140 He never learned how to do it.

02:12:33.480 And I'm like,

02:12:33.760 that's interesting.

02:12:34.180 Cause I did it the opposite way.

02:12:35.520 I didn't get there till I was like 17 or 18.

02:12:38.480 And I got there,

02:12:39.700 uh,

02:12:40.800 through smoking an ungodly amount of weed and meditating for a long time.

02:12:45.580 Took like hours.

02:12:48.060 The first night on psychotic that is.

02:12:49.440 Cause there's nothing else.

02:12:50.100 It's I'm homeless.

02:12:50.940 it's an abandoned house with no electricity no nothing it's cold it's winter time i can't sleep

02:12:57.520 i'm sitting there you know for hours channeling hours and hours and hours not channeling

02:13:04.240 looking looking and and moving um clouds of darkness i don't even know how to say clouds

02:13:14.040 of darkness you could focus on one spot and almost go through them and move them to the side and it

02:13:19.760 become more and more clear every time you went through a layer of this until eventually all

02:13:24.920 these dark clouds would move and you're left with stars just stars but that took a long time to do

02:13:30.880 the first time and then i got better at it and better at it till eventually you know i could get

02:13:34.500 it done in like 60 seconds now i can't do it at all very interesting i think you're not supposed

02:13:40.340 to probably not supposed to the hell you were going dude that actually reminds me of uh nick

02:13:45.140 from occult rejects was telling us about that sort of practice to rewatch that episode but it's the

02:13:50.260 same sort of practice that's interesting to get to somewhere you're like removing layers i've seen

02:13:56.120 like one or two people talk about it in all the years that i've been aware of this thing one or

02:14:01.900 two people have talked about it you know somebody else called it static looking like tv static and

02:14:08.160 i would say like kind of because it's black and white you know white stars black surface if there's 0.98

02:14:14.300 enough stars it kind of looks like static but i would be moving through those motherfuckers like 0.96

02:14:18.520 three-dimensional space like moving through them and they'd be twisting and wheeling around me

02:14:22.840 and you could see things you could pick a thing and focus on it not too great it wasn't too easy

02:14:27.580 to do and it would kind of like eventually escape your sight it's a crazy thing it's just like it's

02:14:33.520 something i've been struggling to talk about or explain and also determine the purpose of

02:14:39.760 for a long time and it just got no answers no answers well we'll come back to it i'm sure

02:14:45.560 somebody will write some shit about that maybe send that in titled raven's static it's not my 0.85

02:14:51.020 static it's a it's like stars stars is much more apt raven static all right in the in the last year 0.87

02:14:58.580 i did a little experiment and took a th took a thc break for a month just to see what dreams

02:15:04.760 will come back i had three that felt more like i was communicating with some things some things

02:15:10.820 than actually dreaming the first one hold on where's my music where's your music dog nancy

02:15:16.100 where's my spooky music come on nancy

02:15:17.440 we got it the person riding shotgun asked if they could drive i said sure and the wheels uh the wheel

02:15:28.700 pedal magically went to their side of the car okay then they proceeded to start driving like

02:15:33.480 the worst asian female you could imagine oh when we got to the stoplight i told him nope you're not 1.00

02:15:37.940 driving too crazy you're gonna get us killed and i took control back snapped my fingers and the 0.97

02:15:42.000 wheel pedals returned to my side of the car the next one i was driving with uh somewhere with my

02:15:47.280 parents we found a young girl around 12 along the road we couldn't leave her there so we picked

02:15:53.980 we picked her up figured out where she lived and decided to take her back to her house once at her

02:15:59.340 place things got weird we couldn't find her family at the house but we were just able to figure out

02:16:03.860 where they went and decided to go there next just then all kinds of lizards started emerging from

02:16:09.600 the ground mostly iguana iguana breads or breeds or kinds but snakes and others came out too

02:16:17.260 and for whatever reason this was a problem so we started for whatever reason so we started chasing

02:16:22.300 them down and catching as many as we could after getting what we could we went on our way home to

02:16:27.500 the next house we found our parents there and the house ended up belonging to a tv host from

02:16:32.480 a hunting channel i don't want to say who what but it's not a real it's a steven ranella wait

02:16:38.400 is this still a dream yeah it's a dream interesting doesn't want to say who it might be real uh for

02:16:45.620 some reason it wasn't just me this girl and the tv host sitting at a big dinner table having a

02:16:50.580 conversation about what happened with the lizards and i started thinking it was weird and wondered

02:16:55.740 where her and my parents went so i started looking around the room and saw them staring out one of

02:17:01.360 those kitchen swinging doors door windows that you see at restaurants and diners they were sneaking

02:17:07.980 peeks through the window kind of creepily almost like they were conspiring together i felt like i

02:17:14.380 heard them say i think he's falling for it at that moment i got the feeling that the parents and the

02:17:19.440 tv host were trying to set me up with a girl almost like an arranged marriage huh 12 strange

02:17:24.860 as soon as that thought came to my mind the tv host started talking to me like he was

02:17:29.340 talking someone off a ledge saying things like hang on it's not what you think don't do anything 0.99

02:17:33.620 stupid i said no while pushing myself away from the table and immediately woke up the hell man 0.98

02:17:40.120 weird that's weird it goes into this idea of like giving consent away in the spiritual realm or in 1.00

02:17:45.680 these dream realms like they they fabricate these scenarios and they lull you into uh um before

02:17:53.140 Rinella.

02:17:54.780 What kind did he say? Hold on. Is a TV

02:17:57.040 show host? Yeah, a hunting channel.

02:17:58.940 Okay, like a hunting channel. I don't know.

02:18:00.840 They're trying to get you to consent to

02:18:02.840 a child bride.

02:18:04.940 Yeah, well, that's creepy. It's creepy

02:18:07.000 in your dreams. Alright, uh, I got

02:18:08.980 two more for you, but only remember pieces of them.

02:18:11.140 Okay. At first, I was hanging out at my sister's

02:18:13.060 house, having a good time late at night. All of a

02:18:15.140 sudden, the sky, in the sky,

02:18:17.480 a neon blue lightning bolt

02:18:18.980 started growing until

02:18:21.160 it stretched across most of the horizon.

02:18:23.140 It struck the ground way out in front of us, and for whatever reason, we both got sad and saw it as a sign that the world was going to change, and not necessarily in a good way.

02:18:32.220 In the second, I was walking down this red desert landscape, similar to how they portray Mars.

02:18:37.920 Walking next to me was a figure like an angel.

02:18:40.440 I don't know what it was.

02:18:41.740 All I know is that it was, I saw it as good, non-threatening.

02:18:47.180 As we were there walking and talking, we came across other people who seemed to be in a trance-like state.

02:18:51.960 homeless drug zombies you see on the news. When we came to the first one, I said, wow,

02:18:58.360 wonder how he got there. And like someone snapped their fingers, I was able to see everything in

02:19:03.100 that man's life that put him in that spot. I thought the second, I thought that was a cool

02:19:07.840 power. So I saw someone else in front of us and asked, what about her? Same thing happened. So

02:19:13.060 everything that put her in that position, I started having fun like a child and ran towards

02:19:17.040 the next person that i found when i found the next person i i point and say now do them

02:19:22.680 and as their life was shown to me i started to feel judgment from the entity i was with

02:19:27.720 i look toward i look toward them but they but didn't look directly at them it spoke to me

02:19:33.640 saying don't you see these people these are real people on earth who are in despair i woke up

02:19:39.820 shortly after that feeling sad what the hell man that's that's an incredible dream huh that's a

02:19:46.420 weird dream an introspective sort of thing like it's like what the hell were you doing like like

02:19:51.320 you know if you entertain that was a real thing then you're really walking with like let's say

02:19:54.800 an angel he's like this isn't really this isn't a game but what would like that makes you wonder 0.64

02:19:59.180 well what the fuck what am i doing where are we going why do i have this ability and and what the 0.92

02:20:04.460 fuck is going on why are you on mars that's what we talk about often where we're saying like when 0.99

02:20:08.680 we're like we see like homeless people or people in despair and i go man how many steps sure and 0.99

02:20:13.320 you see every step and you and i guess he's looking at it as like oh this is pretty cool to 0.94

02:20:17.140 do but it's like that's real shit yeah it makes you wonder the things that you might have been 0.95

02:20:21.600 subjected to that you've seen or done or consented to or communicated with or any of these things and 0.99

02:20:28.140 not even like the spooky stuff but what about what about these real serious ass like good entities

02:20:34.380 yeah i say serious it's like an angel that's still in the grace of god is a good entity but 0.67

02:20:39.740 also a very serious entity yeah it's got a job and it's very aware of like you know this spiritual

02:20:46.780 battle and the judgment that'll be coming you know once we get to this point in the timeline like

02:20:53.100 for them they're locked in they're operators and this is a very real thing that's going on and a

02:20:58.380 lot of us you know even if you're laughing at this yeah honestly honestly that's so so even

02:21:07.500 fucking so terrible oh my god well even laughing at that dude though it's like i don't care if 1.00

02:21:14.160 there was an angel in this room right now that's funny though right come on like what the fuck you 1.00

02:21:18.080 mean that's funny he'd be like can't you see my child his despair i'd just be like that's part of 0.98

02:21:22.780 what i think that's part of what makes me laugh even harder is because you can see the despair

02:21:27.980 and it's so horrifying and it's so real that it's it's funny but then there's an additional laughter 0.89

02:21:34.280 that comes out because it's uncomfortable as fuck but yeah man it just makes you wonder like 0.96

02:21:37.800 what have you communicated with what sorts of i don't know adventures have you been on 0.99

02:21:44.300 that you don't fucking ever remember what do you say what's oh no version somebody said damn it man 0.95

02:21:51.280 what's wrong with ed mabry before we get out of here uh but let's finish this okay uh that's the 0.98

02:21:56.380 end of the most memorable stuff there's other stuff too but the rest is hard to type out coherently

02:22:00.460 not sure how coherent any of this will be either it was actually pretty it was better than the

02:22:04.640 first one we read fuck david almost had a seizure oh yeah it was good he's right now he's like i 0.85

02:22:08.980 should have proofread this better no dude you just read like retards there was a couple typos 0.98

02:22:12.380 it was fine would love the opportunity to come on and discuss things like dreams and other

02:22:16.260 conspiracies be fun feel free to use this man if you find yourself in the standard coffee shopping

02:22:21.420 casino slash fabrication lounge and christian library maybe we'll see uh feel free to use this

02:22:28.140 for an episode if i end up hearing on spotify i'll buy y'all around at the coffee shop all right

02:22:32.820 well yeah it's funny because uh take it easy joe getting to the end where it says feel free to use

02:22:37.920 this it's like oh shit thank god yeah don't use this i imagine he was like this is just for you 0.80

02:22:42.500 guys to read yeah like that other guy from that other day i think you'd be monetizing this i think 0.88

02:22:48.120 you'd be getting paid for this this is actually quite uncomfortable now that you mentioned it

02:22:52.140 very interesting stuff though man i like i said i you hear a lot of stories about people that go on

02:22:57.000 like missions and there seems their purposes see i mean their dreams seem to be filled with like

02:23:01.600 great purpose yeah you know and they can't quite remember it but they're mission driven and there's

02:23:06.040 something really important like i have dreams that are like that but how many don't you remember

02:23:10.900 a ton right a ton like how many times have you been in the presence of something

02:23:15.960 and you don't remember it yeah how many times have you how many times is is there some version

02:23:21.560 of you in some astral realm or some dream realm that is aware of what you're doing and is like

02:23:26.020 okay yeah we got a job to do i'm hanging out with you know an angel a literal angel and it's it's

02:23:33.000 debriefed me and i've got shit to do and then you wake up you're like don't remember that at all 0.75

02:23:36.940 like that's a crazy thought you know an angel was like i spent all fucking night i've had like 0.95

02:23:42.720 dreams where i was burdened with this idea that i was supposed to remember something

02:23:46.840 but i don't remember it you know like uh the one my mom says never forget where your name came from

02:23:52.600 like i don't fucking know maybe a bird uh and then there's the other one where um i i make a 0.89

02:23:59.060 pact with someone to to never forget where we came from i don't know what that means but it felt 0.65

02:24:04.040 super important yeah and then i almost feel guilty you know what feels super important 0.76

02:24:08.860 ending this fucking show yeah dude two hours and 24 minutes that was too much what's this 0.99

02:24:14.100 oh shit what happened it's from the white house okay oh they blurred out donald trump what the 1.00

02:24:20.760 fuck a lot of strange stuff going we're going to talk about it tomorrow a little bit with ed 1.00

02:24:24.080 mabry i think we're going to drag him into some strange waters should we do that or should we do 0.99

02:24:28.640 a double up tomorrow double up you won't you want to double up and do a nef to america tomorrow we'll

02:24:34.240 see how i'd be feeling yeah but until then i wanted to uh give my my boy dallas spitfire some

02:24:40.620 some play okay i asked pre they said uh top you need to make an auto-tune version of the black

02:24:46.560 dude crying uh possibly that's not within my skill set but it's within dallas spitfire skill

02:24:53.260 set so here we go and end the show on this and we'll see you guys a little bit later

02:24:58.120 now i don't want to be a girl i don't want to be a girl you know what i'm saying like

02:25:04.680 i used to get mad i used to play borderlands dallas spitfire could you just take that uh

02:25:08.980 well i don't want to be a girl i don't want to be a girl can we make like a ai song out of that

02:25:13.860 that would be I don't I don't want I don't want that I don't want to be a girl I don't want to

02:25:17.960 be a girl I don't want to be a girl I don't want to be a girl I don't want to be a girl 1.00

02:25:24.120 I don't want to be a girl I don't want to be a girl 1.00

02:25:27.400 yeah a lot changed yeah after the baptism I don't want to be a girl 1.00

02:25:33.200 I don't want to be a girl um you went soft on us

02:25:36.440 Well, there's a lot of things that I I have to quantify

02:25:53.880 Yeah, hey man 0.95

02:25:55.880 What is fucking live-laugh-love, live-laugh-love, live-laugh-love, yeah, yeah 0.98

02:26:06.440 And he's like, I don't want to be a girl. 0.99

02:26:08.060 I don't want to be a girl. 1.00

02:26:09.260 And then I just kind of been like chilling because, you know,

02:26:11.640 I don't know much about video games anymore.

02:26:13.520 And then I think you have to be a girl. 0.96

02:26:16.660 I don't want to be a girl. 1.00

02:26:17.980 I don't want to be a girl. 1.00

02:26:19.180 I can't.

02:26:20.060 I simply cannot play a video game if I got to be a girl. 0.97

02:26:22.560 I don't care.

02:26:23.180 It's a highly rated game.

02:26:24.740 Like Tomb Raider didn't like it.

02:26:26.260 No, no, no.

02:26:27.640 I don't want to be a girl. 1.00

02:26:28.740 I don't want to be a girl. 1.00

Nephilim Death Squad - April 01, 2026

The Return of Red Hoodie ｜ NDS Chronicles

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