Nephilim Death Squad - October 28, 2026


Top 10 Conspiracies of All Time, RANKED | Nephilim Death Squad

Former Q Decoder: "Trump Set Us Up With a Honeypot" | Anthony Graffeo | NDS Simon Peter: Why Jesus Called Him a Rock (John 1_42) | G. Campbell Morgan Sermon Breakdown | Straight Bible

Episode Stats


Length

1 hour and 45 minutes

Words per minute

202.55

Word count

21,356

Sentence count

2,272

Harmful content

Misogyny

17

sentences flagged

Toxicity

410

sentences flagged

Hate speech

208

sentences flagged


Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 Your body is always giving you signals.
00:00:02.580 WHOOP helps you understand them.
00:00:04.400 WHOOP is the wearable health and fitness coach
00:00:06.540 that provides personalized insights
00:00:08.600 into your sleep, recovery, strain, and overall health
00:00:11.840 to help you make better decisions every day.
00:00:14.120 Whether you're training, working, traveling,
00:00:16.500 or just trying to feel your best,
00:00:18.420 WHOOP shows you what helps your performance
00:00:20.400 and what might be holding you back.
00:00:22.340 Listen to your body, build better habits,
00:00:24.760 see where WHOOP can take you.
00:00:26.380 Try Whoop free for 30 days at whoop.com.
00:00:30.260 Nobody tells you when it's time to go for it.
00:00:33.300 You just decide it's now.
00:00:36.120 So you build a Shopify store on Sunday, make your first sale by Wednesday.
00:00:41.100 Now your office is wherever you want it to be.
00:00:44.960 You haven't hit snooze in months, and Mondays just hit different.
00:00:50.060 This is life on Shopify.
00:00:52.560 Start your free trial at shopify.com.
00:00:56.380 I'm going to record on StreamYard as well, just as a redundancy, although it won't be
00:01:13.460 usable.
00:01:14.460 I mean, it'll be usable, but it's not going to be what we actually want.
00:01:20.660 This is better.
00:01:22.460 And press record.
00:01:24.460 No intro.
00:01:25.460 okay
00:01:29.340 we are recording
00:01:33.120 we're live
00:01:35.220 and we actually have somebody coming in here right
00:01:37.520 that's going to be delivering pizza is that a real thing 0.98
00:01:39.720 that's what Matt said I just don't fucking 0.94
00:01:41.560 believe Matt should we give this 0.95
00:01:43.140 access to the stream yard
00:01:45.720 I mean the patreon
00:01:46.500 no
00:01:48.700 no this is going to be like a
00:01:50.940 pure content kind of idea
00:01:53.500 pure
00:01:54.300 uncut content.
00:01:56.560 Matt, do you like this idea? You don't care about this shit. 1.00
00:01:58.500 He doesn't care, man. He could care less. 1.00
00:02:00.700 No, I just don't want to get all hyped
00:02:01.940 and wait three hours. Can I sit next to your Bible?
00:02:03.980 Yeah, that's alright. Okay, we'll put it up here.
00:02:06.040 Don't just throw wrinkles around.
00:02:09.540 Where are you going, dude?
00:02:10.620 He waited until we sat down.
00:02:12.280 It's so crazy. How do I look?
00:02:14.000 How do I look in the shot, though?
00:02:15.460 I know you guys. Well, you look tiny
00:02:17.460 over there.
00:02:19.460 I wonder, should we
00:02:21.360 for
00:02:23.220 For maybe this shot, we shouldn't be getting really any legs.
00:02:29.660 It doesn't make a lot of sense for this shot.
00:02:31.380 For which shot?
00:02:31.940 That one?
00:02:32.560 This one, yeah.
00:02:33.800 All right, so go stand there.
00:02:35.020 Okay. 1.00
00:02:36.400 You want like all upper body?
00:02:37.900 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:39.920 Because this is all.
00:02:40.760 What's that, man?
00:02:41.480 What?
00:02:42.820 Why is that funny to you?
00:02:43.860 All right, so that limits.
00:02:45.100 This is going to limit. 0.99
00:02:46.140 How much I can fuck around? 1.00
00:02:47.320 Yeah. 1.00
00:02:47.400 How much you can move that way.
00:02:48.480 That's why I had it.
00:02:49.000 Where am I cut off?
00:02:50.600 At the knees, a little bit over.
00:02:53.220 A little bit more right there, yeah.
00:02:55.200 Okay.
00:02:56.200 It's still...
00:02:57.320 All right, so I'm just going to go a little bit higher.
00:02:59.380 It's fine.
00:03:00.420 No, no, it's good.
00:03:01.420 Okay.
00:03:01.800 It just catches a little bit of the black, but not much of your... 0.99
00:03:04.780 Black. 0.99
00:03:05.920 Yeah. 0.96
00:03:06.600 Okay, so yeah, that's your range of motion.
00:03:08.160 Go ahead.
00:03:08.680 All right, we're good to go. 0.99
00:03:09.800 Are we fucking ready? 0.98
00:03:11.040 Yeah. 0.99
00:03:11.240 All right, Matt, you got to put your phone down.
00:03:12.920 And I'm looking into that camera, right?
00:03:14.940 Yeah.
00:03:15.420 Okay.
00:03:18.900 When are we starting?
00:03:19.820 Yeah, we're starting.
00:03:20.560 We're starting.
00:03:21.080 We're doing content, so pay attention.
00:03:23.040 Come on.
00:03:23.740 Okay, let's go.
00:03:24.580 You have a heavy spirit today.
00:03:25.780 Yeah, I know, dude.
00:03:26.460 Can you stop?
00:03:27.120 This ain't gonna work, man.
00:03:27.600 I'm like hitting this.
00:03:28.140 Why do you need to do that?
00:03:29.520 Why do you need to do that?
00:03:31.340 Matt, are those your socks in the...
00:03:32.880 Yeah, why are your socks inside the thing?
00:03:35.160 I got a slouch, dude.
00:03:37.480 Is it okay to slouch?
00:03:38.760 Yeah, you can do whatever you want.
00:03:39.720 What's up, man?
00:03:40.200 This is fun.
00:03:40.900 All right, you ready?
00:03:41.920 No, I'm just waiting on you, man.
00:03:43.160 Okay, I'm Raven, and this is the top ten conspiracies.
00:03:47.700 Think that's good?
00:03:48.780 That's good.
00:03:49.360 Then it's going to play like a thing that goes... 0.99
00:03:51.240 Hey, can you fucking not be like this? 0.97
00:03:55.420 You want to tell the story about what happened? 0.99
00:03:57.280 I mean, might as well.
00:03:58.160 We can talk about it.
00:03:58.660 Do you want to talk about why you're a conspiracy?
00:03:59.840 Oh, is that a conspiracy?
00:04:00.940 No.
00:04:01.420 Okay, fine.
00:04:02.440 Why not?
00:04:02.940 We're going to start.
00:04:03.460 Actually, let's start here.
00:04:04.280 I want to start with the one that's closest to me.
00:04:05.680 Yeah.
00:04:06.240 What are we doing?
00:04:07.580 So what's the point?
00:04:08.660 The goal here is we've got 10 conspiracies on the board,
00:04:11.160 and we're going to rank them in regards to what our favorite conspiracies are,
00:04:17.800 and the the metrics are going to be the how would you say this
00:04:23.840 how comprehensive the conspiracy is so if it's a little one that has no effect and you can't do
00:04:30.200 anything about it it's kind of like an f-tier conspiracy but if it's a big one that has big
00:04:35.360 implications and it's got a lot of different tendrils that reach into a lot of different
00:04:39.420 industries and also it's believable right believability the reality of the conspiracy
00:04:44.720 So he's going to have a lot to, he's doing, it's his thinking face.
00:04:47.840 Yeah, Matt, do you understand like A through F, the idea?
00:04:52.240 We're supposed to have like S tier.
00:04:53.400 All the people that are doing like S tier is like super good.
00:04:56.300 Okay.
00:04:56.800 What do you mean A through F?
00:04:57.960 Like you grade it like an A, B, C, D.
00:04:59.680 And F being the worst and I guess S tier being like super.
00:05:03.460 I probably should have a.
00:05:04.040 F is the worst and A is not the best?
00:05:05.960 No, A is good, but S is the best.
00:05:08.900 How about SS is the best?
00:05:10.700 That one's good too.
00:05:11.600 If it gets a double S, that's a crazy one.
00:05:13.640 All right.
00:05:14.140 So do you understand the ranking system?
00:05:15.240 What's the first one?
00:05:15.920 I want to see this stuff.
00:05:17.340 Let's go.
00:05:18.400 All right.
00:05:18.740 We're going to go with a classic.
00:05:20.340 Number one, can you tell what this is by my artwork?
00:05:23.260 You don't even need a stick for that.
00:05:24.580 Everybody knows that.
00:05:25.420 Do you know what this one is for the artwork?
00:05:27.080 The so-called moon landing.
00:05:28.160 The so-called moon landing.
00:05:28.860 I like that.
00:05:29.380 I like the art.
00:05:30.160 Very nice.
00:05:31.060 Yeah.
00:05:31.200 Now, the moon landing being fake is kind of like Americana when it comes to conspiracies,
00:05:39.460 right?
00:05:39.600 Like classic in the sense that, you know, it's up there with the old ones.
00:05:45.380 It's been around for a while.
00:05:46.420 It's part of American history.
00:05:47.620 The moon landing is a big deal, right?
00:05:50.400 It's an iconic American movie.
00:05:51.800 This show is about you, Matt.
00:05:52.820 This is all about you.
00:05:53.940 I got a question.
00:05:54.580 Okay, so this video that I've seen, I feel like people have sent me this video where somebody's like floating around in space or maybe we watch it on a show.
00:06:02.100 They're floating around in space and they're like, it looks like there's like a cord connected to them.
00:06:07.340 and somebody's filming it and so-called earth is in the background do you know what i'm talking
00:06:11.460 about yeah yeah yeah yeah you can't keep is that ai or is that like uh no are they saying that
00:06:17.440 that's a real video i have like a comprehensive t-shirt for you yeah and there's 23 versions of
00:06:23.060 so-called and you keep making new ones so-called ai okay but back to that are they saying that's a
00:06:28.580 real video footage that's what we told the american public in what like 67 so in the 60s
00:06:34.220 they had a guy with a camera in space in space filming that guy yeah and he's just floating
00:06:39.700 around on a like a cord yeah but how is the other guy floating around is he on a cord or is he like
00:06:45.060 no he's stuck down dude i don't know it's all bullshit well and then the earth just looks so
00:06:49.820 crazy in the background and it looks like a film set by the way we got in some not some trouble 0.83
00:06:54.760 but we posted that clip on either uh instagram or facebook of us talking about the the moon being
00:07:00.820 fake as far as like the perspective and earth looking very tiny that's because we did it in
00:07:05.180 such a flippant way which we did yeah and people were very upset um it's one of our highest
00:07:09.500 performing clips thanks to those people who are upset uh so yeah i mean there's a lot of strange
00:07:15.500 questions that are probably easily answered if i bothered to look them up but like when you see the
00:07:19.880 the apollo craft landing whatever the fuck is landing on the moon who's recording that okay
00:07:25.880 that's yeah who's standing on the moon watching the craft land on the i think we need to change
00:07:30.760 the parameters was that of the game um not necessarily like voting on which one affects
00:07:36.840 the most but which one fills you with fear more that's a good well no these are all metrics because
00:07:41.700 really what it comes down to is it's a love of the game question where do you rank these things
00:07:45.480 where do they rank for you the biggest question is why on any of the things isn't that the ultimate
00:07:50.180 question is like okay why like if there was no moon landing the big question to me isn't like
00:07:55.220 hey where does it rank it's like why did they do that that's a good question like what does it
00:07:59.080 in fact, if we did or did not, right?
00:08:01.660 It's like, why did they say,
00:08:03.620 because doesn't Owen say it looks like a meth head's tree fort?
00:08:06.640 It's not good.
00:08:07.760 It doesn't look like a thing that could go into space.
00:08:10.640 Yeah, it's not good. 1.00
00:08:11.480 It looks like shit. 0.99
00:08:12.320 And then like land. 1.00
00:08:13.040 Yeah, so there is an idea that we were in an arms race
00:08:17.680 against Russia and China to be the first of the,
00:08:21.480 like a first world country to make it to the moon.
00:08:23.880 And if Russia or China made it there before us,
00:08:28.380 it would kind of be a big deal.
00:08:30.020 They would look like the world's superpower,
00:08:32.160 and we wouldn't.
00:08:33.200 So the idea is that we were definitely going to go,
00:08:37.000 and we definitely did go,
00:08:38.760 but we also faked a bunch of footage
00:08:41.080 just in case as a fail-safe.
00:08:43.280 Okay, there's just way too many questions on this one.
00:08:45.560 Wait, wait, let's just wrap this up. 0.99
00:08:47.460 I fucking hate the moon landing. 0.99
00:08:49.000 What? 1.00
00:08:49.380 I'm not going to lie.
00:08:50.120 No, no, no, because you guys have talked about it
00:08:52.140 for 10 years.
00:08:52.820 Like, I'm kind of new to this.
00:08:53.800 That's true, yeah, he is new to this.
00:08:55.000 So the question is, can we go to the moon?
00:08:57.040 No, I don't think so.
00:08:58.600 Okay, so then what are we talking about if China or Russia got there first?
00:09:01.700 Well, that's the idea.
00:09:02.940 You can't get to the moon.
00:09:04.040 So what do you mean if China or Russia got there?
00:09:06.500 What I mean by that is let's say they come out and they say the moon landing was fake.
00:09:10.120 The people that hate conspiracy theories would still be able to say,
00:09:13.920 yeah, well, the only reason it was fake is because we had to fake that footage.
00:09:17.960 And the Van Allen belt?
00:09:19.680 Van Allen radiation belt.
00:09:21.960 Destroyed all the footage on the way back from the moon.
00:09:24.440 There's a radiation belt, and the idea is that the footage would never be able to pass through that radiation belt.
00:09:29.740 It would be destroyed because of it, and so we still had to.
00:09:33.440 So we did go.
00:09:34.320 Makes perfect sense.
00:09:35.360 We did go, but we had to fake a bunch of footage. 1.00
00:09:38.520 In my opinion, this is the fakest, gayest shit on the board. 1.00
00:09:43.360 I'm not really. 1.00
00:09:45.180 Okay, I'm just going to rate it.
00:09:46.500 We're going to rate it on a scale.
00:09:47.600 What's our scale, and how many levels do we have?
00:09:49.700 The scale is, like I said, S.
00:09:51.320 You should have wrote this down.
00:09:52.280 All the way to F. No, I can't.
00:09:53.400 I already did too much.
00:09:54.160 Right at the bottom.
00:09:54.800 The whole idea was it was low level for me, dude.
00:09:56.760 Like, the moon landing is one I could get down with, I feel like, bro.
00:09:59.460 You like the – well, I mean, that's fine.
00:10:01.080 We're each going to have our own –
00:10:01.720 Well, because then there's, like, this dude, Elon Musk, says he's going to Mars.
00:10:05.120 So if we can't even go to the moon, then what do you mean we're going to Mars?
00:10:08.380 And then it's very bizarre if in the 60s we did go to the moon and how advanced everything is since the 60s.
00:10:14.780 What is this for?
00:10:15.360 It doesn't make any sense that we're not, like, doing other cool stuff on the moon.
00:10:18.760 Well, we lost the technology.
00:10:20.200 How do you – you can't lose the – what?
00:10:22.080 That's a real thing.
00:10:23.040 We lost the technology to go to the moon.
00:10:24.900 We don't have it anymore.
00:10:25.880 What does that mean?
00:10:26.800 I don't really know. 0.98
00:10:29.200 I really don't know what the fuck that is. 0.99
00:10:30.700 We don't fucking know. 0.99
00:10:31.660 Wasn't there phone calls, too? 0.98
00:10:33.180 Yes, yes, yes.
00:10:34.340 There's a live phone call.
00:10:34.860 The whole thing is, like, so weird, dude.
00:10:36.960 Yeah, there's a live phone call from the White House.
00:10:38.780 How does a phone call in the 60s was on actual wire lines, right?
00:10:42.700 But we lose our signal. 1.00
00:10:43.840 I hope the Jews are up there. 1.00
00:10:45.200 Oh, well. 1.00
00:10:46.940 I hope not.
00:10:47.280 Technically all of them.
00:10:48.020 Every single one, really.
00:10:49.420 Oh, boy.
00:10:49.820 Okay, so I'm going to go ahead and rank mine.
00:10:52.080 Stanley Kubrick.
00:10:53.040 I'm going to say... 1.00
00:10:54.060 He's a Jew. 1.00
00:10:54.880 That's true. 1.00
00:10:55.420 We didn't even talk about the idea that Stanley Kubrick is supposed to be the one...
00:10:59.100 Why are you trying to rush through this one?
00:11:00.700 I feel like you're trying to rush through it.
00:11:01.500 I don't like the moon.
00:11:03.580 I hate the moon.
00:11:05.460 I don't even think it's real.
00:11:06.600 Oh, I literally wore my moon map shirt.
00:11:08.180 Oh, that's interesting.
00:11:08.700 You did wear your moon map shirt.
00:11:10.040 Why don't you wear it?
00:11:10.820 It's my most conspiracy theory shirt that I have, dude.
00:11:13.880 So I was like, let's do it.
00:11:15.640 I'm going to rank it a B.
00:11:18.780 And the reason I'm going to rank it a B is because...
00:11:20.980 Wait up.
00:11:21.300 So it goes B, A, and then S?
00:11:22.800 No, B is for bad.
00:11:23.540 It's not bad.
00:11:24.420 Like, B is pretty good.
00:11:25.820 Okay.
00:11:26.260 I don't like it because it's old and it's beaten to death and it's a little bit boring.
00:11:29.020 But the implications is, like, they're doing it to hide flat Earth, maybe.
00:11:34.660 They're doing it to deceive us about the nature of outer space.
00:11:38.040 Okay, yeah.
00:11:38.660 This is what is the intriguing thing is why.
00:11:41.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:41.740 But honestly, beyond that.
00:11:43.340 But you think we cannot go to the moon?
00:11:45.400 I wouldn't be surprised to find out that we couldn't go to the moon.
00:11:48.280 So for me.
00:11:49.020 What do you say?
00:11:49.520 We could go to the moon?
00:11:50.280 No, for sure, no.
00:11:51.360 For sure we cannot go to the moon.
00:11:52.620 We can't go to the moon.
00:11:54.340 All right, Top, so you get to-
00:11:55.640 I got it right?
00:11:56.480 I got to get up here.
00:11:57.840 Why could we not go to the moon?
00:11:58.680 All right, so we have like A through F,
00:12:00.600 S being like the best.
00:12:02.080 S is, well, double S is the ultra, ultra best,
00:12:04.560 but that's really kind of reserved for-
00:12:05.400 Wait, so is the idea that there's a barrier in place
00:12:09.420 that we can't get through,
00:12:10.520 that's why we can't get to the moon?
00:12:12.060 Well, that's another great implication, right?
00:12:15.640 Because then it also hides the firmament.
00:12:17.780 Right, we're saying-
00:12:18.620 So we're hiding the firmament,
00:12:19.460 we're hiding flat earth potentially,
00:12:20.480 we're hiding that you can't even go to space.
00:12:22.380 So we can't go through the firmament, but they're trying to say, oh, no, that's you can.
00:12:27.120 You just go. OK, I'm just going to go ahead. There is no firmament.
00:12:29.780 I'm going to go ahead and write a big F. OK.
00:12:32.260 Your body is always giving you signals.
00:12:34.900 Whoop helps you understand them.
00:12:36.740 Whoop is the wearable health and fitness coach that provides personalized insights into your sleep, recovery, strain and overall health to help you make better decisions every day.
00:12:46.460 Whether you're training, working, traveling or just trying to feel your best.
00:12:50.500 WHOOP shows you what helps your performance and what might be holding you back.
00:12:54.680 Listen to your body, build better habits, see where WHOOP can take you.
00:12:58.880 Try WHOOP free for 30 days at WHOOP.com.
00:13:02.440 Eating well shouldn't be complicated, but somehow it turns into recipes, prep, cleanup, and half your Sunday gone.
00:13:09.660 Factor solves all that.
00:13:11.520 These are fresh, ready-to-eat meals designed by dieticians, delivered to your door and ready in just minutes.
00:13:17.060 No prep, no cleanup, no excuses.
00:13:20.100 And it's not just about convenience.
00:13:21.940 You're getting real food, balanced nutrition, and zero artificial stuff.
00:13:26.060 Meals that help you stay on track for all of your goals, without the grind of doing it all yourself.
00:13:31.460 Grilled chicken, roasted veggies, steak plates, pasta bowls.
00:13:34.620 They taste like something you'd get in a restaurant, but they come out of your microwave in two minutes flat.
00:13:39.700 If time, cost, or effort have been holding you back from eating better, Factor just took those off the table.
00:13:44.400 Right now, get up to $90 off and free shipping.
00:13:47.540 Hurry, this offer won't last long.
00:13:49.580 Go to Factormeals.ca and use code POWER.
00:13:52.700 That's up to $90 off and free shipping,
00:13:55.680 but only with the code POWER at Factormeals.ca.
00:13:59.320 Factor, Canada's number one meal delivery service.
00:14:02.460 This episode is brought to you by Spreaker,
00:14:04.420 the platform responsible for a rapidly spreading condition
00:14:06.920 known as podcast brain.
00:14:09.140 Symptoms include buying microphones you don't need,
00:14:11.960 explaining RSS feeds to confused relatives,
00:14:14.000 and saying things like,
00:14:15.460 sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm editing audio.
00:14:17.900 If this sounds familiar, you're probably already a podcaster.
00:14:22.300 The good news is Spreaker makes the whole process simple.
00:14:25.200 You record your show, upload it once, and Spreaker distributes it everywhere people listen.
00:14:29.620 Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and about a dozen apps your cousin swears are the next big thing.
00:14:35.200 Even better, Spreaker helps you monetize your show with ads,
00:14:38.120 meaning your podcast might someday pay for, well, more microphones.
00:14:43.020 Start your show today at Spreaker.com.
00:14:45.240 Spreaker, because if you're going to talk to yourself for an hour, you might as well publish it.
00:15:15.240 now. Wait, this is just
00:15:17.280 like in school grades,
00:15:19.260 right? Yeah. Be careful, Matt. So what is the S
00:15:21.220 about? S is above A
00:15:23.100 and double S is above S. He's gonna do 1.00
00:15:25.040 everything to fucking guys. No way! 0.99
00:15:27.560 Dude, I'm intrigued by the moon,
00:15:29.360 bro. You guys are like, oh,
00:15:31.040 who cares? You gotta show the camera what you're doing.
00:15:33.000 Yeah, you gotta show the camera. You're facing that way. So,
00:15:34.900 what's interesting about the S, would you like the
00:15:37.000 pointer stick? No. What's interesting
00:15:39.180 about the double S is 0.94
00:15:41.060 there is some, like, Nazi stuff and
00:15:43.080 the moon. You did S-S, right?
00:15:44.780 and there is some nazi stuff in the moon i mean there's an idea that there's a nazi base on the
00:15:49.360 moon and uh so yeah that's kind of cool based how are you giving it an f when there's potentially a
00:15:55.540 nazi base there but we can't get there the option the chinese could have got there first i'm giving 0.75
00:16:00.260 it an f for the same reason you're giving it an ss okay because because we're just on opposite 0.80
00:16:08.260 sides of the spectrum here yeah as far as a conspiracy goes you think that's cool yeah
00:16:12.620 You are on the spectrum.
00:16:13.860 You're right.
00:16:14.360 And so.
00:16:15.380 I'm ready for the next.
00:16:16.360 I'm ready for the next.
00:16:17.040 Yeah, let's do the next one.
00:16:17.740 Okay, fine, fine.
00:16:18.000 Have a seat.
00:16:18.860 No, I thought these were going to be a little more in depth, dude.
00:16:21.080 Well, I mean. 1.00
00:16:21.580 No, this is a bullshit ship. 0.99
00:16:22.440 We have 10 of them. 0.99
00:16:23.840 No, it's not.
00:16:24.380 We got 10 of them.
00:16:25.040 We got a lot to get through.
00:16:25.860 So this next one actually kind of connects.
00:16:28.720 Okay.
00:16:29.100 So it's going to be fun.
00:16:30.460 And it is.
00:16:32.800 Is this all dealer's choice?
00:16:34.140 This is all your.
00:16:35.000 You decided what you wanted. 0.99
00:16:36.120 Well, I fucking drew them. 0.99
00:16:37.520 So, yes. 0.99
00:16:39.900 Flat earth.
00:16:40.560 And you can tell that that's a flat earth, right?
00:16:42.820 You can see...
00:16:43.560 Initially, it looks like when you're on the game show and you do the thing.
00:16:46.420 I can see the ice wall.
00:16:47.680 I can see the glass cap.
00:16:49.300 Very nice.
00:16:49.840 Right, right, right.
00:16:50.600 What's the green stuff coming out the side?
00:16:52.220 It's like earth.
00:16:53.380 You know, like lands beyond the...
00:16:55.400 What?
00:16:55.880 It's earth.
00:16:56.640 The earth's seething out of the bottom of the...
00:16:59.040 Yeah, some of it couldn't...
00:16:59.460 Like on Fortnite, where there's like the land you can't land on?
00:17:01.720 Yeah, some of it couldn't fit under the dome.
00:17:04.060 Okay.
00:17:04.340 Okay.
00:17:04.920 You know, there's land beyond the...
00:17:05.620 Where's the four foundations, dude?
00:17:07.820 I mean, you know, I literally have just dry erase markers.
00:17:10.800 You're doing good.
00:17:11.440 You're doing good.
00:17:12.000 Okay, so...
00:17:12.920 Oh, have you seen our new Bible?
00:17:14.100 Sorry to be so critical.
00:17:15.160 Oh, my God.
00:17:15.620 Have you seen our new Bible?
00:17:16.600 In the middle of a show.
00:17:17.360 No, this has to be.
00:17:18.260 The Bible is kind of amazing.
00:17:21.400 Who'd you get it from?
00:17:24.520 Who sent that?
00:17:25.500 Don't know. 0.99
00:17:26.640 Z-Man.
00:17:27.460 No, was it? 0.86
00:17:28.260 Z-Man sent it.
00:17:28.540 Yeah, I think it was Z-Man.
00:17:29.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:30.200 We're reading from this tomorrow on Straight Bible.
00:17:32.100 We're reading from it every day on Neptune America.
00:17:34.200 I don't think I like this already.
00:17:35.960 What's it?
00:17:36.280 Just a translation?
00:17:37.120 Go ahead, read anything
00:17:39.820 Go ahead
00:17:40.440 I do not like it
00:17:42.720 It's the New Testament
00:17:44.400 The New Testament
00:17:45.400 What is it?
00:17:46.400 I think it's called Pigeon
00:17:47.440 All I saw right when I opened it
00:17:48.960 It said for show
00:17:49.800 It's either
00:17:50.620 It's not even a joke
00:17:51.920 We read
00:17:52.640 We read John 3.16
00:17:54.540 Oh my gosh 1.00
00:17:55.360 It's the dumbest shit in the world 1.00
00:17:55.900 Go ahead, try to read John 3.16 1.00
00:17:57.580 Wait, but is there people 0.97
00:17:58.540 Dumb 0.89
00:17:58.820 Dumb parcel 1.00
00:17:59.860 Dumb 0.99
00:18:00.300 Dumb parcel 0.99
00:18:01.380 Dumb nine 0.99
00:18:02.080 Whatever that means 0.99
00:18:03.280 Nine apostles
00:18:03.740 That's how they talk
00:18:04.240 It's all good, man
00:18:05.060 Rome
00:18:06.000 Rome 11
00:18:07.360 oh boy
00:18:09.280 okay let's get back
00:18:10.120 God saved people 0.96
00:18:11.720 Wayne Jew
00:18:13.180 Wayne Jew 0.99
00:18:15.100 it's 0.95
00:18:16.120 it's
00:18:16.520 what's the actual
00:18:18.800 translation of that
00:18:19.880 for I speak to you
00:18:21.140 Gentiles
00:18:21.720 and as much as I am
00:18:22.640 apostle of the Gentiles
00:18:23.700 I magnify mine office 0.96
00:18:25.120 oh it says it
00:18:25.840 in regular English
00:18:26.440 next to it
00:18:27.040 wow 0.90
00:18:27.660 is it Jamaican
00:18:29.700 I like that
00:18:30.160 there's an argument
00:18:31.100 or is it actually
00:18:31.600 pigeon
00:18:31.900 I think this is pigeon
00:18:32.900 there's an argument
00:18:33.540 that these people
00:18:34.140 shouldn't even have
00:18:35.040 the Bible 1.00
00:18:35.880 I mean, I'm not opposed to it.
00:18:37.220 You think they should have it in this version?
00:18:38.540 Yeah, yeah.
00:18:38.940 Why can't they just put it on the regular version?
00:18:40.280 So if I put this on top of your Bible, would you be offended by it?
00:18:43.180 No, I'm not worried about that.
00:18:44.760 I actually changed my position on the whole on top of the Bible thing. 0.58
00:18:48.580 Oh?
00:18:49.020 Yeah, I was running inside after a show one day, and it was like pouring rain.
00:18:52.280 And I was like, that's a scenario where I would definitely put something on top of the Bible.
00:18:56.280 Oh, true.
00:18:56.780 I think we should put everything on top of the Bible because our foundation is Christ.
00:19:01.860 Speaking of foundation.
00:19:03.200 Oh, that's right.
00:19:04.000 The four foundations.
00:19:04.820 Now, for me, I would say Flat Earth is a little boring, but the implications make it a high-ranking one.
00:19:12.660 Flat Earth has gotten more fun for me lately.
00:19:14.920 Why?
00:19:16.180 I don't know.
00:19:18.880 Because I think my rating on the F there with the moon has made Flat Earth more fun because the moon seems faker and gayer when you look at Flat Earth.
00:19:30.760 I'm not even really a Flat Earther, but...
00:19:32.820 But you guys, you did the show with Sean.
00:19:35.740 It was either one or two, and you changed from that.
00:19:38.360 That seems so sad about that.
00:19:39.400 No, no, no.
00:19:39.800 I'm saying that really kind of got you into like, wait, this is making sense.
00:19:43.180 You guys both said this makes a lot of sense.
00:19:45.660 We had our homies from the Phone Booth podcast on really early.
00:19:49.120 I even remember doing an episode of them when I did my old show.
00:19:51.320 I got that question wrong on the new NDS app.
00:19:54.240 It said Phone Booth podcast guys came on on episode 15 or something like that.
00:19:58.200 See, that's what I'm saying.
00:19:58.740 To talk about.
00:19:59.560 Flat Earth.
00:20:00.420 Yeah, I said Phone Booths.
00:20:01.520 Did they have Vince back then? 1.00
00:20:03.100 No, no, Vince is a recent gay addition. 1.00
00:20:05.600 My bad. 1.00
00:20:06.960 So you still don't have a position on whether it's flat or a globe?
00:20:12.300 I mean, I don't know.
00:20:13.780 The flat stuff really does make sense, right?
00:20:16.900 Yeah.
00:20:17.260 It just seems logical.
00:20:18.820 Well, what are we talking about with the flat earth anyway?
00:20:20.660 Like how much we like it?
00:20:22.200 It's really, once again, it's the how much you like it, the implications of it, how much of a reality it is.
00:20:28.200 just one of those things that like if you were never told in school that you were on this thing
00:20:34.020 like going around the sun yeah you just like woke up and you're walking around the earth
00:20:38.260 and you saw the sun moving so-called sun but you felt like you're not moving and you saw the moon
00:20:44.920 like moving yeah yeah you would never i don't know yeah i just remember even as a little kid
00:20:50.180 being like who was the guy that was like yeah i think we're going we're spinning around the sun
00:20:53.960 I'm like, and how did he prove that back in the day?
00:20:56.160 You know, like maybe today if we have like microscopes, I get it.
00:20:59.320 But like a long time ago.
00:21:01.120 Microscopes.
00:21:03.900 But like back then, how could that even happen?
00:21:08.280 How could they prove that?
00:21:09.280 I'm not doing this.
00:21:10.660 I'm not doing this.
00:21:13.060 I could totally see how the earth is flat.
00:21:18.480 okay you see my point
00:21:24.240 okay okay that's fair like who's the guy that backed in hundreds of years ago was like yeah
00:21:32.200 i think we're going around the sun and i can prove it copernicus yeah like but how did they're
00:21:37.660 like oh yeah shadows like it's not really even sean i guess like crow 777 no no a lot of guys
00:21:44.960 forgot about it for a while i'm just saying like sean brought it back to life for you
00:21:48.320 maybe i'm not saying you never talked about it before i think people like like they vastly
00:21:52.580 misunderstand me i don't care at all about conspiracies and i think that's what makes me 0.94
00:21:57.920 a good conspiracy show host yeah you don't get like super invested i don't give a fuck yeah 0.92
00:22:02.580 people come they say whatever and i go cool but you okay 0.61
00:22:06.100 gotta look at flat earth under a microscope that doesn't make sense that's it i like what i like
00:22:13.480 about flat earth the most every time we come back to it there's evidence to like prove that it's
00:22:18.520 flat and spinning i was actually talking to a guy at church uh went to church trying to convince him
00:22:22.800 of flat no even though you don't really care about it he was a contractor for like dc for
00:22:28.180 the government and he uh he installed large microscopes yeah to look at the ocean for like
00:22:35.300 when enemies are coming over the atlantic or something so i was asking him i'm probing him
00:22:39.280 And I go, like, so how far could it watch?
00:22:41.940 And he's like, I don't know.
00:22:42.760 He gave me an X amount of miles.
00:22:43.980 And I was like, is there drop-off?
00:22:46.380 Yeah, is there drop-off when you're looking through?
00:22:48.180 Can you see the bottom of the boat?
00:22:49.360 Or is that just, like, a perspective issue?
00:22:51.320 He didn't understand what I was asking.
00:22:52.560 Wait, does flat Earth allow for?
00:22:56.260 No.
00:22:56.840 It's flat.
00:22:57.620 Why would it be?
00:22:58.180 It doesn't dome a little bit, though, but just goes to a flat stopping point.
00:23:01.680 If anything, it's convex.
00:23:03.640 Convex Earth.
00:23:05.120 Yeah.
00:23:05.880 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1.00
00:23:06.960 You got to keep all the shit in. 0.99
00:23:07.820 And it is like a half globe. 1.00
00:23:09.580 I thought flat earth is still like a half globe.
00:23:12.500 No, it's like that.
00:23:13.380 What are you looking at?
00:23:14.220 That's a half of a globe.
00:23:15.220 No, that's a firmament.
00:23:16.300 That is the firmament.
00:23:18.600 God show with his hand.
00:23:19.760 Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:21.100 Like a glass top.
00:23:22.780 So it's not like a half globe
00:23:25.800 and there is still a curvature,
00:23:28.100 but it ends in a flat spot.
00:23:29.540 Give me the stick.
00:23:30.380 Does anybody say that or nobody says that?
00:23:32.600 Do you see right here?
00:23:34.100 There are doors.
00:23:35.540 Many doors around this.
00:23:36.860 Windows and doors.
00:23:37.900 Yes, like God said.
00:23:39.340 Yeah.
00:23:39.980 And in each of those doors, when he opened them up, that's how we get the flood.
00:23:42.980 Pours water in.
00:23:43.880 Also winds.
00:23:44.460 Pours it in.
00:23:44.840 Winds that come from different.
00:23:45.420 Winds. 0.83
00:23:45.960 Angels control the doors.
00:23:47.540 The northern winds.
00:23:48.380 The western winds.
00:23:49.360 That's how we get weather.
00:23:50.600 Okay. 1.00
00:23:51.120 Otherwise, the Jews control it. 1.00
00:23:53.440 I really like this theory. 1.00
00:23:55.080 Hold this stick.
00:23:55.780 Go ahead.
00:23:56.380 This theory for me is going to get just an S.
00:24:02.440 I want to save room in case I like some.
00:24:05.300 Matt went to the top.
00:24:06.860 here and i think that was a mistake better something might be better i think um i think
00:24:13.440 that the the way i explained it to my son recently where he's like oh i heard that
00:24:18.560 explain flatter to you a little bit i didn't explain it to him but what i said was look
00:24:22.300 by your own natural given senses you cannot detect that the world is round and you cannot
00:24:29.580 detect that the world is moving and spinning uh so if you didn't have an institution telling you
00:24:34.620 that you would have no idea so what you then have to do is go to the institutions and say are they
00:24:40.560 trustworthy and if you examine the history of the institutions you find out that many of the ones
00:24:45.440 that give us our parameters are not trustworthy they get an f for trustworthiness in in that
00:24:50.800 regard you have to at least leave the door open for it to be flat so i like that it's it's a
00:24:57.420 conspiracy that if you're being super rational and just going like look by my own measurements
00:25:03.000 I can't detect it. I have to trust these institutions, but they are faulty and have
00:25:07.900 a history of lying. So by that measure, I have to say it's possible, right? That's what happens.
00:25:14.300 When somebody lies to you, you can't trust them again, right? So, well, I mean, you know, within
00:25:18.460 reason, especially if it's a loved one or something, maybe there's some room for that.
00:25:21.860 If it's an institution that's getting $6 billion annually in taxes. If this AI had any like wits
00:25:28.340 about it when you said that, it should zoom in on me and say the father of disinformation. That's
00:25:32.300 true like big glowing we got there it's pretty sure that's happening um and so i i like it that
00:25:39.000 it's it is one of those things that no matter how extreme it is because we're dealing with the size
00:25:43.160 and shape of the planet which means we've been deceived since the jump about it that even though
00:25:49.500 that's extreme it's still on the table if you're being objective if you're saying i can't do it
00:25:54.680 myself i have to trust the institution and they lie so for me i would say uh i give this an a
00:26:01.780 actually. Oh, that's good. I forgot we can do A. Yeah. Yeah. Now, if you give it. Now, you, Matt,
00:26:10.460 what do you think? Matt, you have a great opportunity to do something cool here.
00:26:17.760 Okay, I still don't understand the grading system, dude. It's not really complicated. Is it just A,
00:26:23.360 B, C, D, F, and S, S is bigger than A? Your body is always giving you signals. Whoop helps you
00:26:29.460 understand them whoop is the wearable health and fitness coach that provides personalized
00:26:34.020 insights into your sleep recovery strain and overall health to help you make better decisions
00:26:39.660 every day whether you're training working traveling or just trying to feel your best
00:26:44.360 whoop shows you what helps your performance and what might be holding you back listen to your body
00:26:49.500 build better habits see where whoop can take you try whoop free for 30 days at whoop.com
00:26:56.240 Eating well shouldn't be complicated, but somehow it turns into recipes, prep, cleanup, and half your Sunday gone.
00:27:03.500 Factor solves all that.
00:27:05.380 These are fresh, ready-to-eat meals designed by dieticians, delivered to your door, and ready in just minutes.
00:27:11.180 No prep, no cleanup, no excuses.
00:27:13.880 And it's not just about convenience.
00:27:15.780 You're getting real food, balanced nutrition, and zero artificial stuff.
00:27:19.920 Meals that help you stay on track for all of your goals, without the grind of doing it all yourself.
00:27:25.320 Grilled chicken, roasted veggies, steak plates, pasta bowls.
00:27:28.760 They taste like something you'd get in a restaurant,
00:27:30.860 but they come out of your microwave in two minutes flat.
00:27:33.480 If time, cost, or effort have been holding you back from eating better,
00:27:36.420 Factor just took those off the table.
00:27:38.200 Right now, get up to $90 off and free shipping.
00:27:41.380 Hurry, this offer won't last long.
00:27:43.260 Go to factormeals.ca and use code POWER.
00:27:46.600 That's up to $90 off and free shipping,
00:27:49.520 but only with the code POWER at factormeals.ca.
00:27:52.260 PPCA. Factor, Canada's number one meal delivery service.
00:27:56.300 This episode is brought to you by Spreaker, the platform responsible for a rapidly spreading
00:28:00.360 condition known as podcast brain. Symptoms include buying microphones you don't need,
00:28:05.840 explaining RSS feeds to confused relatives, and saying things like,
00:28:09.320 sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm editing audio. If this sounds familiar, you're probably already
00:28:14.900 a podcaster. The good news is Spreaker makes the whole process simple. You record your show,
00:28:19.840 upload it once, and Spreaker distributes it everywhere people listen. Apple Podcasts,
00:28:24.480 Spotify, and about a dozen apps your cousin swears are the next big thing.
00:28:29.060 Even better, Spreaker helps you monetize your show with ads, meaning your podcast might someday pay
00:28:33.780 for, well, more microphones. Start your show today at Spreaker.com. Spreaker, because if you're going
00:28:41.360 to talk to yourself for an hour, you might as well publish it. S is better than A. And SS.
00:28:48.080 But other than that, it's a regular grading system like in school.
00:28:51.020 Okay.
00:28:51.300 Yes.
00:28:51.800 All right.
00:28:52.160 We established this before.
00:28:53.200 Okay, now I understand.
00:28:53.760 Well, I just needed to know that before I could. 0.99
00:28:55.840 Fucking God. 0.99
00:28:57.600 No. 1.00
00:28:58.180 How do you give.
00:28:58.780 It doesn't make any sense if it's all the way flat.
00:29:01.280 It has to be like a half dome, dude.
00:29:01.940 All right, Matt, but you got to, like the camera.
00:29:03.500 The cameras are over there, Matt.
00:29:04.800 All right.
00:29:04.920 Yeah, so.
00:29:05.840 How do you give.
00:29:07.060 That's what God said.
00:29:08.080 No, because you guys don't understand.
00:29:09.660 Yeah, but he also said he sits upon the circle of the earth, dude.
00:29:11.940 So it's got to be like a half dome.
00:29:13.360 Yeah, the top.
00:29:14.040 It's got to be like a half dome.
00:29:15.500 That's what it is.
00:29:16.600 No, no, you're like, that's firmament.
00:29:19.080 Yeah, that's what the dome is called.
00:29:21.360 It says, God show with his handiwork in the firmament.
00:29:23.300 What scripture is that?
00:29:24.160 I think the land kind of goes like that. 0.87
00:29:25.340 It's whichever.
00:29:27.020 I don't know.
00:29:28.220 Whichever one.
00:29:30.180 I don't know.
00:29:30.940 This one's the new testament.
00:29:32.620 Because there's no human, like I said, that would just wake up and be like,
00:29:35.320 I think we're on a globe that's like spinning around the sun,
00:29:39.000 and somehow the sun is doing this in the sky,
00:29:41.480 but that's because we're spinning around it.
00:29:44.040 So then you're on the side of the ladder.
00:29:46.000 We're spinning like this, and we're spinning all the way around it.
00:29:48.080 The only reason we think that...
00:29:49.860 I know, but if you talk to any smart people, they're like, 1.00
00:29:51.660 yeah, that's what's happening, you idiot. 1.00
00:29:53.060 Well, those are gay people. 1.00
00:29:53.560 But it's like the only reason you would think that is if they told you that. 0.85
00:29:57.060 That's what I'm saying.
00:29:57.760 What is the science experiment that proves that?
00:29:59.980 And I know they're like, Copernicus or whoever did the science experiment,
00:30:03.940 but I'd still be like, well, how does that prove it?
00:30:05.820 Okay, okay, but wait, wait.
00:30:06.900 Then why did you give it an F?
00:30:08.680 Yeah, it's supposed to be...
00:30:09.640 Well, because you guys put an A and an S, dude.
00:30:13.120 All right, next one.
00:30:14.680 Next conspiracy.
00:30:17.020 God.
00:30:18.000 By the way, we didn't even mention.
00:30:19.600 Why did we invite him? 0.51
00:30:20.740 Both of these are associated with a Nazi-founded space program. 0.94
00:30:25.980 Yeah, it's fine with this, too. 0.88
00:30:27.360 Well, because NASA was created by Wernher von Braun, who was a Nazi scientist that we got in Operation Paperclip.
00:30:33.900 So everything that we know about space that comes from our space institution, NASA. 0.69
00:30:39.100 On his tombstone, he put a God show with his handiwork in the firmament.
00:30:42.980 With the firmament.
00:30:44.240 And that's, I forget what passage that is in the Bible, but all right.
00:30:48.280 It's not in the New Testament. 0.99
00:30:49.420 Fucking F, huh? 1.00
00:30:50.700 F. 1.00
00:30:50.980 I mean.
00:30:51.780 All right, no, it's fine.
00:30:52.760 I'm still not clear on exactly how we're grading what we're grading.
00:30:57.640 Okay.
00:30:59.060 So.
00:31:00.180 They couldn't even spell ask right.
00:31:02.180 That's crazy.
00:31:02.900 Ax.
00:31:03.840 That's how I say it.
00:31:05.300 Yeah.
00:31:05.620 Black people say it. 1.00
00:31:06.620 Oh, shit, what's that? 1.00
00:31:07.660 People are getting it. 1.00
00:31:08.240 Do you know what this is?
00:31:09.100 Does anybody, can anybody take a guess?
00:31:10.780 I like that.
00:31:11.280 It's going to aggravate some people online.
00:31:12.980 Aliens are demons
00:31:15.260 UFOs are demons 1.00
00:31:16.540 They did that to us too 1.00
00:31:17.920 They tried to play that shit 1.00
00:31:18.740 They did 1.00
00:31:19.040 They tried to put us 1.00
00:31:19.660 In a stupid hole 1.00
00:31:20.200 Fuck you blurry creatures 1.00
00:31:21.480 We know exactly 1.00
00:31:22.280 What the fuck you did 1.00
00:31:22.980 They didn't say that 1.00
00:31:24.280 They did that
00:31:24.840 They went
00:31:25.200 They did a whole episode
00:31:25.940 With Timothy
00:31:26.380 They flew Timothy Alvarino
00:31:27.620 But they didn't say
00:31:27.980 It was you guys doing it
00:31:29.160 They flew him
00:31:29.680 From Montana
00:31:31.220 To Tennessee
00:31:32.700 They know who we are 1.00
00:31:33.700 They know who the fuck we are 1.00
00:31:34.680 The fuck we are 1.00
00:31:35.380 You see them at Truth or Kind 1.00
00:31:36.380 We're gonna make them apologize
00:31:37.040 You said they followed you
00:31:38.400 For like a week
00:31:39.240 And then you were just like
00:31:40.540 Trashing Alvarino
00:31:41.500 And they followed
00:31:42.340 No, no, no. 0.86
00:31:43.220 They were cool with me trashing Albarino. 0.91
00:31:44.940 They weren't cool when I was like, I'm not gay like your boys over here. 0.97
00:31:47.860 And they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. 0.99
00:31:49.340 That one dude that has no neck.
00:31:50.920 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:51.600 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:52.760 I don't even know what angle to look at this from.
00:31:56.260 Aliens or demons?
00:31:57.060 Yeah, no, I, yes.
00:31:59.440 Right, because are you looking at it like, is there aliens?
00:32:03.200 Is there demons?
00:32:04.340 Or you're like, what are we talking about?
00:32:05.820 Well, we know our angle, but like, what about, I guess the general feel of the whole conspiracy.
00:32:09.680 What is the conspiracy?
00:32:10.580 are aliens actually demons
00:32:13.700 the conspiracy here is
00:32:14.960 take into account demons are real and aliens are real
00:32:17.440 it's just are aliens demons
00:32:18.680 no that's not what we're even discussing 0.94
00:32:20.560 they are clearly demons
00:32:21.600 what we're discussing with this conspiracy I think is
00:32:23.660 the government federal agents
00:32:26.500 that are sent after people
00:32:28.300 to discredit the movement
00:32:29.960 the very obvious movement
00:32:31.140 says that the aliens are demons 0.69
00:32:34.900 it's clear 0.94
00:32:35.920 it's proven
00:32:37.600 the bible proves this out probably more so in the old testament
00:32:41.160 Guys, stop fighting.
00:32:42.420 So you're saying like Vance, then? 1.00
00:32:44.360 Shit like that. 0.99
00:32:45.420 I think, Dave, am I wrong here? 1.00
00:32:47.380 Is this what we're covering?
00:32:48.700 The conspiracy around this?
00:32:50.420 Because this is not really a conspiracy.
00:32:52.100 I haven't planned this very well.
00:32:53.700 It's totally whatever you want it to be.
00:32:55.420 Let's blow the lid off this thing.
00:32:56.680 Okay.
00:32:57.000 It's clearly a conspiracy because aliens are not demons.
00:33:00.520 Like, we've all come to the conclusion that aliens are demonic, if you will. 1.00
00:33:03.680 What the fuck, man? 1.00
00:33:05.400 But they are not. 1.00
00:33:06.980 We have to have this argument of like,
00:33:08.600 Yo, whose side are you on?
00:33:09.100 Can they put an alien in a meat suit?
00:33:11.380 That's like we, you know, that was the discussion is like, well, can they put an alien in a, you know what?
00:33:15.760 Can they put a demon in a meat suit?
00:33:17.200 I'm realizing this is a different type of content that will reach an audience that's not familiar with our work.
00:33:21.700 And I'm realizing the exhausting task I now have of stating my case as to why I believe.
00:33:28.740 No, don't even, I'm going to edit this heavily.
00:33:31.940 Oh yeah, that's true. 0.99
00:33:32.700 Yeah, it's not going to be any, this is going to be the worst shit ever. 0.99
00:33:35.760 I would say if you had to have one anchor point of the likelihood of aliens being demons, 0.99
00:33:42.580 it's the fact that any of them flee when an abductee calls on the name of Jesus Christ.
00:33:46.880 I just saw the Albarino post that said that's not true, dude.
00:33:50.380 Oh, he says none of them ever do?
00:33:52.160 He just said a lot of them don't.
00:33:53.720 I feel like I just saw a thing.
00:33:55.500 That's a good differential, right?
00:33:58.460 Not all of them do. 0.99
00:33:59.860 Why the fuck do any of them? 0.96
00:34:02.200 We're not allowed to talk about that. 0.99
00:34:03.620 That's the conspiracy here. 0.99
00:34:04.760 that gets daddy really upset if you go hey daddy that's nice but why the fuck do any of them a 0.96
00:34:09.920 great deal of them do okay it's a common phenomenon as as common as alien abductions are within that 0.99
00:34:15.400 community a giant swath of those people experience that why the fuck does that okay but i think
00:34:20.700 alberino's point is that you lose your memory when they take you so all you remember is when 0.99
00:34:27.400 right when they show up and right when they put you back and so that's why so what are you fucking 0.91
00:34:32.000 been team daddy? No, I'm just saying this is the other side. He's been team daddy from 0.93
00:34:35.100 the jump. He has been team daddy from the jump, dude. He has been team daddy. I don't
00:34:38.400 know anything about any of this stuff. I'm just saying this is the other side of the
00:34:41.760 argument. Like, I'm happy to hear both sides. It's not an argument. No, the other side is
00:34:44.500 that if you say aliens are demons at all, he has to come from Twitter land and say no.
00:34:49.980 No. If you say it three times, he appears in your bedroom with a whip and a hat. You
00:34:53.860 say daddy three times. And you say daddy, no, no. I appreciate that he's very detail
00:34:57.800 oriented so that somebody can't
00:34:59.980 twist what you're saying.
00:35:01.760 No, no, because it's crazy online. You say a thing
00:35:04.000 and people are like, oh, he believes this.
00:35:06.200 And he's like, no, no, no, no. I don't believe that.
00:35:07.880 Hold on. Wait, wait, but we sat with him for an hour and a half
00:35:09.960 and he denied the spiritual realm. So, like, there's clearly
00:35:11.820 something going on here. No, but he's T&O's team
00:35:14.000 daddy and it's fine. That was a little weird. It's fine, yeah.
00:35:15.820 I'm not going to lie. I want to move past it.
00:35:17.480 He didn't really deny the spiritual realm. He just said that there's physicality
00:35:19.920 in the spirit realm, which is really what he was
00:35:21.800 trying to say. But there is no spirit realm according to daddy.
00:35:24.080 David, you can vote. He's just saying that it's physical
00:35:25.940 in the spirit realm. Honestly, this for me
00:35:27.840 is an SS. 0.93
00:35:30.820 And the reason I say that 0.67
00:35:31.960 is because the implications
00:35:33.720 are incredibly far spread.
00:35:36.180 It plugs directly 0.81
00:35:37.720 into the Nazi 0.89
00:35:39.000 pioneered space program. It 0.91
00:35:41.400 could be the reason they want us to believe 1.00
00:35:43.740 so much bullshit about 0.99
00:35:45.480 space is to then convince 0.99
00:35:47.920 us that space is a place you can travel
00:35:49.880 to where advanced 0.74
00:35:51.980 species of
00:35:53.460 you know uh alien brethren live okay hang on so so the nazis are involved in everything you gotta
00:36:00.280 say wait wait wait that's what you're saying you got wait wait wait wait wait wait wait so the
00:36:04.880 nazis now are involved in everything yeah as far as i knew talking to you guys the nazis is like a
00:36:09.300 non-issue they aren't it's like yeah in the beginning they were in the beginning they were
00:36:13.780 kind of based you know they went off the rails but so now they're involved in everything uh well
00:36:19.800 Notice the trend here.
00:36:21.000 I thought there was somebody else involved in everything. 0.96
00:36:22.860 They're involved with all the shit that's out of outer space stuff. 0.98
00:36:26.600 Outer space. 0.98
00:36:26.780 Okay, and then another people group is involved with all the stuff on the Earth.
00:36:30.040 Outer space. 0.98
00:36:30.820 No, the Jews are still involved in all of this. 0.84
00:36:32.760 Okay, now it's the more confusing.
00:36:33.960 So that's what I'm saying. 0.95
00:36:34.580 The Nazis aren't as bad.
00:36:35.680 They're only outer space. 0.87
00:36:38.000 They're not changing the weather.
00:36:39.300 They're on the moon above the firmament, one of the layers of the firmament, 0.99
00:36:43.320 and they are reverse engineering Vamanas from the ancient Vedic traditions. 1.00
00:36:49.280 Your body is always giving you signals. 0.91
00:36:52.280 Whoop helps you understand them.
00:36:54.060 Whoop is the wearable health and fitness coach that provides personalized insights into your sleep, recovery, strain, and overall health to help you make better decisions every day.
00:37:03.880 Whether you're training, working, traveling, or just trying to feel your best, Whoop shows you what helps your performance and what might be holding you back.
00:37:11.980 Listen to your body.
00:37:13.160 Build better habits.
00:37:14.420 See where Whoop can take you.
00:37:16.020 Try WHOOP free for 30 days at WHOOP.com.
00:37:19.740 Eating well shouldn't be complicated,
00:37:21.640 but somehow it turns into recipes, prep, cleanup,
00:37:25.000 and half your Sunday gone.
00:37:26.960 Factor solves all that.
00:37:28.820 These are fresh, ready-to-eat meals designed by dieticians,
00:37:32.100 delivered to your door and ready in just minutes.
00:37:34.660 No prep, no cleanup, no excuses.
00:37:37.320 And it's not just about convenience.
00:37:39.240 You're getting real food, balanced nutrition,
00:37:41.500 and zero artificial stuff.
00:37:42.960 meals that help you stay on track for all of your goals without the grind of doing it all yourself
00:37:48.200 grilled chicken roasted veggies steak plates pasta bowls they taste like something you'd get
00:37:53.440 in a restaurant but they come out of your microwave in two minutes flat if time cost
00:37:57.680 or effort have been holding you back from eating better factor just took those off the table
00:38:01.400 right now get up to 90 off and free shipping hurry this offer won't last long go to factor
00:38:07.520 factormeals.ca and use code POWER. That's up to $90 off and free shipping, but only with the code
00:38:13.860 POWER at factormeals.ca. Factor, Canada's number one meal delivery service. This episode is brought
00:38:20.620 to you by Spreaker, the platform responsible for a rapidly spreading condition known as
00:38:24.820 podcast brain. Symptoms include buying microphones you don't need, explaining RSS feeds to confused
00:38:30.940 relatives, and saying things like, sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm editing audio.
00:38:35.160 If this sounds familiar, you're probably already a podcaster.
00:38:39.620 The good news is Spreaker makes the whole process simple.
00:38:42.500 You record your show, upload it once, and Spreaker distributes it everywhere people listen.
00:38:46.940 Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and about a dozen apps your cousin swears are the next big thing.
00:38:52.520 Even better, Spreaker helps you monetize your show with ads,
00:38:55.420 meaning your podcast might someday pay for, well, more microphones.
00:39:00.320 Start your show today at Spreaker.com.
00:39:03.020 Spreaker, because if you're going to talk to yourself for an hour, you might as well publish it. 0.99
00:39:08.360 And calling them alien crap. 0.99
00:39:10.020 I'm going to give this one an F. 1.00
00:39:13.520 What the fuck, man? 1.00
00:39:15.120 This is our bread and butter. 1.00
00:39:17.260 I know.
00:39:17.780 Not really.
00:39:18.480 But sometimes you have to bite the hand that feeds.
00:39:20.600 It's an F, David.
00:39:21.820 Okay, go ahead.
00:39:22.320 You can stand here.
00:39:23.140 All right.
00:39:23.540 It's only an F because...
00:39:24.580 I don't think I'm in any of the shots when I stand there.
00:39:26.280 Well, that's fine.
00:39:27.280 It's only an F because I don't like that it's put us at odds with Daddy, and no matter...
00:39:32.380 It has driven a wedge.
00:39:33.360 No matter how many apologies I make to him.
00:39:35.220 He loves you guys more now, dude.
00:39:36.740 I don't think so.
00:39:37.320 He says a nasty thing to somebody, and then he reaches out and says,
00:39:40.000 hey, just so you guys know, this wasn't directed at you.
00:39:42.480 That's high-level respect.
00:39:43.220 Because he's scared.
00:39:44.540 I don't want to.
00:39:45.660 It's what we have from Daddy's not loved.
00:39:47.420 Daddy's scared.
00:39:47.980 It's fear.
00:39:49.400 There's a big difference.
00:39:50.420 It's like if you have a dog.
00:39:51.940 If you had a dog with a whip and a hat.
00:39:53.620 No, that's respect. 1.00
00:39:54.780 And when you step to it, it fucking shows you its belly. 1.00
00:39:57.020 If the dog fucking, every time you go to pet it. 0.99
00:39:59.500 He's literally reached out to say, hey, just so you guys know, 1.00
00:40:02.100 this isn't directed at you?
00:40:03.480 Yeah.
00:40:03.680 And you guys never say like,
00:40:04.900 hey, bro, how you been? 0.99
00:40:06.220 I don't give a fuck how he's been. 0.99
00:40:09.260 I don't give a fuck how he's been at all. 0.99
00:40:11.480 You don't mean that. 0.99
00:40:12.260 He's been minding his own fucking business 1.00
00:40:14.100 and keeping my name out of his mouth. 1.00
00:40:15.800 Okay, relax.
00:40:16.960 Your guys are like,
00:40:17.760 you're going back and forth now
00:40:18.920 because it was like daddy.
00:40:20.400 All right, well,
00:40:20.820 you're the one who's prompting this.
00:40:22.080 Yeah, it's emotionally confused.
00:40:23.460 Do your vote.
00:40:24.080 Do your vote.
00:40:24.600 All right, you got to get out of the way.
00:40:25.600 Go ahead, please.
00:40:26.440 Go ahead and vote.
00:40:27.800 Where are you going?
00:40:28.780 He's looking for pizza.
00:40:29.920 We're already three into the top ten
00:40:31.780 and there's no pizza?
00:40:33.440 A C.
00:40:34.000 It's kind of mid.
00:40:34.740 Okay.
00:40:35.260 It's kind of mid.
00:40:35.800 It's like when A goes,
00:40:36.700 meh, kind of mid.
00:40:37.900 When you goes, meh?
00:40:39.000 Aiden does that.
00:40:39.900 Oh, okay.
00:40:40.420 Aiden.
00:40:41.020 Yeah.
00:40:41.500 Aiden would have been fun
00:40:42.320 to have on this show.
00:40:43.060 Oh, he would crush, dude.
00:40:44.280 Yeah.
00:40:44.660 That's interesting.
00:40:45.320 You see the implications here?
00:40:46.420 It's like we're talking about space.
00:40:47.520 I go, pretty good.
00:40:49.280 Not bad. 1.00
00:40:50.580 This is my shit. 1.00
00:40:51.800 Uh-huh. 1.00
00:40:52.140 And at least I'm fucking consistent. 0.98
00:40:53.460 Oh, yeah, you love space stuff. 0.99
00:40:54.060 Because you don't make any fucking sense. 0.92
00:40:58.420 Technically, Flat Earth is not space. 0.99
00:41:00.420 No, no, because... 0.99
00:41:01.200 And at least Top hates and loves space at the same fucking time. 0.99
00:41:10.160 Flat Earth is not space. 0.99
00:41:13.000 Flat Earth is the realm we live in.
00:41:16.520 Space is game.
00:41:17.900 It's just so crazy, dude.
00:41:19.000 Because it's like you had to be a crazy person to ever say flat Earth.
00:41:23.180 Like when I was a kid, nobody said it.
00:41:25.320 Nobody said that.
00:41:25.920 Because everybody was a person.
00:41:26.600 I don't think it's real.
00:41:27.520 I'm not sure if it's real.
00:41:28.440 I don't think anybody even thought that when I was a kid.
00:41:30.540 Yeah, it's because you guys were in the indoctrination soup.
00:41:31.220 But then they told us that back in the day, everybody thought it was Flat Earth. 1.00
00:41:34.840 That's because they want you to believe that everybody back in the day was stupid. 1.00
00:41:37.320 Yeah. 1.00
00:41:38.220 Which I don't think is true.
00:41:39.460 I think actually a lot of people had a great understanding.
00:41:41.780 The only reason, though, that I'm like, yeah, of course it's round and it goes around a thing
00:41:44.980 is because you get told that your whole life.
00:41:46.320 You've been indoctrinated.
00:41:47.580 Next topic.
00:41:48.620 You really have, dude.
00:41:49.320 Next topic.
00:41:52.680 Oh.
00:41:54.540 What's that?
00:41:55.700 What do you think it is, huh?
00:41:56.720 It's grass at the bottom, man.
00:41:57.900 The towers were in a meadow.
00:41:58.720 I had to establish that this was the floor, and I don't have a color for the floor.
00:42:04.780 Okay.
00:42:05.180 I guess it could have been black. 0.58
00:42:06.460 Yeah.
00:42:06.780 Like asphalt.
00:42:07.540 This is a hard question.
00:42:09.060 What are you asking us with this question now?
00:42:11.720 9-11?
00:42:12.360 Do we like it?
00:42:13.640 How do we feel about 9-11?
00:42:14.720 9-11, 7.
00:42:15.600 Never forget.
00:42:16.680 That's part of the conspiracy.
00:42:18.240 Now look, it's not just buildings going down, right? 0.85
00:42:21.600 It is the justification for the war in the Middle East. 0.52
00:42:25.880 Can I vote? 0.98
00:42:26.380 Can I just vote preemptively?
00:42:27.480 said the day before we lost like a trillion dollars too pretty sure rumsfeld uh was like
00:42:33.220 yeah there's a trillion dollars missing and then the next day this happened i was like rumsfeld
00:42:37.300 you say the dude who owned building seven took out a giant insurance policy on building seven
00:42:43.220 just before it collapsed and then he cashed out fucking hard after this the pentagon was also
00:42:49.500 attacked on the same day right and that was um where a plane that no one ever detected 0.73
00:42:54.980 on video or anything like that struck the pentagon and destroyed a chunk of it that had
00:42:59.640 basically a bunch of like financial related shit so so like millions of dollars just vanished
00:43:06.640 brilliant um you have the thermite idea they crash into their own footprint they fall at free fall 0.80
00:43:12.900 speed it actually gets even crazier a lot of people now don't believe that a plane ever actually
00:43:17.640 hit it that the planes were holograms that's what i've been hearing yeah yeah yeah that the
00:43:22.080 airplanes were holograms. The dude Michael that comes in
00:43:23.860 and sells helicopters, he said that. He says,
00:43:25.900 no, man, you didn't see it. I was like, bro, I watched
00:43:27.940 it live. They flew a helicopter into it?
00:43:29.940 No, no, he sells helicopters, but
00:43:31.860 he said, yeah, there was no airplanes. You just thought
00:43:33.840 you saw an airplane. I'm gonna vote. Okay, go ahead.
00:43:35.720 We haven't even talked about it, dude.
00:43:37.600 I'm giving this conspiracy...
00:43:39.700 This is gonna be interesting, because he hates New York.
00:43:41.920 This is an F. Really?
00:43:43.620 What? Yeah. Uh-huh.
00:43:45.860 That conspiracy gets an F from me.
00:43:48.380 I think we're back
00:43:49.620 to, like, the why. We had one.
00:43:51.280 How exactly are we grading?
00:43:52.360 Well, we had on Anthony.
00:43:53.240 We'll get better at this
00:43:53.700 as we do more of these.
00:43:55.260 We're talking about
00:43:56.060 the severity of the conspiracy
00:43:57.780 and the overall
00:43:59.080 what's happening.
00:44:00.640 That didn't affect
00:44:01.240 your whole life?
00:44:02.100 Well, I...
00:44:02.640 You guys were babies
00:44:03.460 when it happened, bro.
00:44:04.220 I was like a grown-up.
00:44:05.000 I was in junior high school.
00:44:06.220 And then all of a sudden,
00:44:07.040 it's crazy to get on airplanes. 1.00
00:44:07.860 Can I explain my shit? 1.00
00:44:09.360 Go ahead. 1.00
00:44:09.720 Let him explain my shit. 0.99
00:44:11.000 We just had on Anthony Graffio, 0.99
00:44:12.700 which who knows when
00:44:13.460 this will air.
00:44:14.020 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:44:14.700 It's true.
00:44:16.020 And he mentioned 9-11 0.92
00:44:17.440 in conjunction with the Jews.
00:44:18.880 What did he say?
00:44:19.380 And I don't even remember 0.97
00:44:20.360 because I don't fucking care. 0.99
00:44:22.000 And F, I don't fucking care. 0.99
00:44:24.960 I don't care. 0.99
00:44:26.260 I mean, that is a fair metric.
00:44:27.780 Whether or not you care about the conspiracy is a big thing.
00:44:29.700 I do care about it.
00:44:31.520 You do?
00:44:32.220 When somebody goes,
00:44:33.420 all right, so on 9-11,
00:44:34.460 do you have a special day of observance and remembrance?
00:44:37.000 Do you tune into the channel
00:44:38.260 where they read all the names of everybody who died?
00:44:40.360 No, no, no.
00:44:40.380 I'm just saying,
00:44:41.160 you guys were too little to remember any of this,
00:44:43.100 but they did this thing called the so-called Patriot Act.
00:44:45.620 They can spy on you now.
00:44:47.500 Well, if we had the Patriot Act up there,
00:44:49.100 then we'd be voting different.
00:44:50.160 But we're talking about the two buildings.
00:44:51.780 Okay, but this is what all happened from that, dude.
00:44:53.760 Yes, it's all wrapped up.
00:44:54.520 Now, every time you go in the airport, your life is different.
00:44:57.660 I like taking my shoes off.
00:44:58.340 So there's two major ways that things are very different.
00:45:00.320 I might do it right now.
00:45:01.140 But the other thing was, like, it made me question reality, bro.
00:45:04.480 I was doing some vinyl flooring on a trailer in Texas at the time.
00:45:09.220 Yeah, you were.
00:45:09.520 And Mikey came inside.
00:45:10.660 He goes, we're getting bombed.
00:45:11.680 That's what he said.
00:45:12.280 Me and Warren were doing vinyl inside.
00:45:14.280 And it's like, you know, and every time it was 9 a.m. or whatever, we were just working.
00:45:17.680 We're like, what are you talking about, Mikey?
00:45:18.840 He's like, we're getting bombed.
00:45:20.160 We were like, what are you talking about?
00:45:21.880 So we flipped the TV on, and I turned it on just in time for the second plane to hit.
00:45:26.380 I watched the second plane hit. 0.99
00:45:27.580 Motherfucker, so we were under, I mean, like, we were under attack. 0.99
00:45:30.360 And the whole thing, I was like, this is weird, dude. 0.99
00:45:33.060 Like, this is, I was like, what do you think?
00:45:34.960 Before they tell you what to think, you're like, what do you think here?
00:45:38.520 And I can tell you right now, when the building went down like an accordion, 0.98
00:45:42.020 where it just, like, went like that, I was just, like, a really dumb stoner kid. 0.91
00:45:46.800 I was like, huh, I didn't see that coming, dude. 0.96
00:45:49.200 Like, that is not what I thought would have happened next.
00:45:52.220 Perfect.
00:45:52.620 Go up there and vote while you explain this.
00:45:53.680 To be hit from the top, and then it crumbles from the...
00:45:55.900 Like, if it hit from the bottom, I'm like, okay, I get it.
00:45:58.060 He's like a Pokemon.
00:45:58.980 You don't have enough badges to train.
00:46:00.800 Oh, that's a good analogy, actually, for Matt.
00:46:02.920 You know, I like your explanation of it.
00:46:05.740 You don't.
00:46:06.220 You don't.
00:46:06.620 I do.
00:46:06.960 I just disagree.
00:46:07.760 I don't think this matters.
00:46:08.940 You just want to be mean and cutting.
00:46:10.080 It's fine.
00:46:10.660 Well, all right.
00:46:12.000 I have a little bit more to say on the topic.
00:46:13.660 Say in the camera shot.
00:46:15.460 And you're on that side.
00:46:16.760 Yeah.
00:46:17.380 You're on the right side.
00:46:19.800 Oh, God.
00:46:21.960 No.
00:46:23.060 That's my spot.
00:46:24.000 We'll edit this out.
00:46:24.840 People's going to think that that was me.
00:46:26.900 I know you're going to give it an A, too.
00:46:28.420 You gave it an A?
00:46:30.260 You can erase the one on the left.
00:46:32.520 All right.
00:46:32.840 Thank you.
00:46:33.540 I'll go and I'll adjust that.
00:46:35.360 I mean, I think that's fair.
00:46:37.260 As a millennial, we all had the great pleasure of watching the towers crumble into their own footprint on rollout television in school.
00:46:44.920 Do you remember that?
00:46:45.600 Yeah.
00:46:45.940 That was pretty interesting.
00:46:47.260 I mean, I lived close enough.
00:46:48.280 You lived in New York.
00:46:49.020 I lived close enough where I could see the smoke from my hometown on the way home from school.
00:46:53.580 So there was like a little bit of an emotional trauma thing that they tried to impart. 0.99
00:46:57.280 But I honestly didn't give a shit at that age. 0.98
00:46:59.000 At school, they rolled out the TV to show you live or like later in the day? 0.99
00:47:02.520 Live. Some kids went home.
00:47:04.020 How did they know? They had the TVs just ready that quick?
00:47:07.240 Yeah, they had them on like the dies.
00:47:08.180 Yeah, they were on wheels so you could move pretty fast.
00:47:09.700 For my school, though, I was so close to it that they like called the parents and they put us in.
00:47:13.060 Your body is always giving you signals.
00:47:15.660 Whoop helps you understand them.
00:47:17.240 Whoop is the wearable health and fitness coach that provides personalized insights into your sleep, recovery, strain, and overall health to help you make better decisions every day.
00:47:27.360 Whether you're training, working, traveling, or just trying to feel your best, Whoop shows you what helps your performance and what might be holding you back.
00:47:35.440 Listen to your body, build better habits, see where Whoop can take you.
00:47:39.640 Try Whoop free for 30 days at Whoop.com.
00:47:43.120 Eating well shouldn't be complicated, but somehow it turns into recipes, prep, cleanup, and half your Sunday gone.
00:47:50.400 Factor solves all that.
00:47:52.280 These are fresh, ready-to-eat meals designed by dieticians, delivered to your door and ready in just minutes.
00:47:58.120 No prep, no cleanup, no excuses.
00:48:00.840 And it's not just about convenience.
00:48:02.680 You're getting real food, balanced nutrition, and zero artificial stuff.
00:48:06.820 Meals that help you stay on track for all of your goals, without the grind of doing it all yourself.
00:48:12.220 Grilled chicken, roasted veggies, steak plates, pasta bowls.
00:48:15.660 They taste like something you'd get in a restaurant,
00:48:17.760 but they come out of your microwave in two minutes flat.
00:48:20.360 If time, cost, or effort have been holding you back from eating better,
00:48:23.300 Factor just took those off the table.
00:48:25.080 Right now, get up to $90 off and free shipping.
00:48:28.280 Hurry, this offer won't last long.
00:48:30.160 Go to factormeals.ca and use code POWER.
00:48:33.500 That's up to $90 off and free shipping,
00:48:36.420 but only with the code POWER at factormeals.ca.
00:48:40.080 Factor, Canada's number one meal delivery service.
00:48:43.020 This episode is brought to you by Spreaker, the platform responsible for a rapidly spreading condition known as podcast brain.
00:48:49.880 Symptoms include buying microphones you don't need, explaining RSS feeds to confused relatives,
00:48:55.180 and saying things like, sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm editing audio.
00:48:59.300 If this sounds familiar, you're probably already a podcaster.
00:49:03.060 The good news is Spreaker makes the whole process simple.
00:49:05.520 You record your show, upload it once, and Spreaker distributes it everywhere people listen.
00:49:10.380 Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and about a dozen apps your cousin swears are the next big thing.
00:49:15.960 Even better, Spreaker helps you monetize your show with ads,
00:49:18.880 meaning your podcast might someday pay for, well, more microphones.
00:49:23.820 Start your show today at Spreaker.com.
00:49:26.460 Spreaker, because if you're going to talk to yourself for an hour, you might as well publish it.
00:49:31.900 Well, a cafeteria and they got us out.
00:49:33.340 Yeah, so some kids left.
00:49:35.520 Because it wasn't that we were close enough, it was that they thought we were in war.
00:49:40.040 So they were sending kids home. 0.72
00:49:42.320 The two other aspects that I really do enjoy about 9-11 is the dancing Jews. 1.00
00:49:49.440 That's fun. 1.00
00:49:50.300 Which is deep, fun, anti-Semitic lore that I embrace wholeheartedly. 0.97
00:49:55.720 And the other thing that I like is the Freemasonic aspect, where it was this great ritual. 0.98
00:50:01.580 You have the Freemasonic pillars that the Twin Towers represent. 0.99
00:50:06.340 And those pillars have a silly name like Yoaz and some other dumb shit. 0.99
00:50:10.040 But they represent, among many things, the feminine and the masculine. 0.99
00:50:15.180 Okay, you know what?
00:50:15.960 You're changing my mind.
00:50:16.920 Okay, all right.
00:50:17.720 Can I do that?
00:50:18.340 Is that allowed?
00:50:18.700 Are you allowed to change your mind?
00:50:19.700 Yeah.
00:50:19.960 I changed my mind.
00:50:20.600 We do whatever we want in this show.
00:50:21.480 It gets worse.
00:50:22.420 There's nothing below F.
00:50:23.900 Yeah, we're going to give that a C.
00:50:26.060 Okay, all right.
00:50:27.100 We'll give them a C.
00:50:29.080 Because they did pull it off, and that was fantastic.
00:50:31.060 Honestly, the pulling it off thing is kind of crazy. 0.99
00:50:33.120 Like, you just think about the lengths that you have to go to orchestrate that kind of shit. 0.98
00:50:36.240 So what do you think about that my cousin was supposed to be on the plane that left Boston to go to San Diego? 0.99
00:50:42.640 Everybody's fucking somebody who's supposed to be on there. 0.90
00:50:44.600 There's a guy every year, he'll show up in the NDS chat. 0.98
00:50:48.500 He'll probably show up for this.
00:50:49.320 He gets mad at you.
00:50:49.960 He gets mad at me, and he questions whether I knew anybody in the towers, which I did know a guy that died.
00:50:56.600 And he questions if they went down at all.
00:50:58.200 And I did see them, and I saw the smoke.
00:51:00.260 and he just gets mad about it.
00:51:02.080 Yeah.
00:51:02.380 I like that. 1.00
00:51:03.860 Shit happens. 1.00
00:51:04.360 The early reports that came out of it 0.99
00:51:06.500 were all about bombs detonating in the basement.
00:51:10.140 Remember that?
00:51:10.760 So it was like a lot of first responders
00:51:12.340 that were coming out
00:51:13.100 and they were getting interviewed on the spot
00:51:14.240 before the towers fell.
00:51:15.180 Yes, they were hearing booms.
00:51:16.400 They were hearing booms.
00:51:17.260 They were saying it sounds like there's explosions
00:51:18.880 coming from the basement. 0.99
00:51:20.820 So yeah, there's a bunch of really cool shit. 0.95
00:51:22.820 I actually think it deserves not an A from me, 0.94
00:51:27.420 but I will
00:51:29.760 I'll give it
00:51:31.360 I'll give it a B
00:51:32.920 I'll give it a B
00:51:33.920 because even though
00:51:35.020 I don't really
00:51:36.960 it's not my cup of tea
00:51:38.200 in the sense of like
00:51:39.200 really out there
00:51:40.300 conspiracies
00:51:40.960 like aliens
00:51:41.680 and spirits and stuff
00:51:42.860 it is impressive
00:51:45.180 they pulled it off
00:51:45.960 yeah
00:51:46.500 it's impressive
00:51:47.180 that they pulled it off
00:51:48.080 it's impressive
00:51:48.660 how dynamic it was
00:51:50.020 you're right
00:51:50.760 the pizza's not coming
00:51:51.540 you look mad about
00:51:52.120 the pizza's not coming
00:51:53.060 no no
00:51:53.400 I'm just trying to get in
00:51:54.400 on this 9-11 stuff
00:51:55.320 yeah yeah
00:51:55.700 I'm gonna give it
00:51:56.620 a B
00:51:57.540 Okay, that's fair.
00:51:59.180 All right?
00:51:59.640 That's fair.
00:52:00.240 I think we're all pretty, you know, clustered in there, BCA.
00:52:04.100 Yeah, I like that.
00:52:04.820 All right, all right, fine.
00:52:05.980 Let's go on to our next one.
00:52:07.480 How are we going to judge this?
00:52:08.560 It's so all over the place.
00:52:09.780 No, I think the way it's going to happen is we're going to have our own rankings.
00:52:15.740 So this is what I rank stuff, this is what you rank stuff, this is what Matt ranks stuff.
00:52:18.900 No, we have to figure out an average.
00:52:20.400 Maybe we could take a picture and figure out an average.
00:52:22.040 Oh, yeah, and tell AI to make an average?
00:52:23.820 All right. 0.99
00:52:24.200 It's going to be like, what the fuck are you guys talking about? 0.99
00:52:26.800 Oh. 0.99
00:52:28.100 Matt, what's that?
00:52:29.680 You know what that is, Matt? 0.62
00:52:32.060 It's got to be lizard people.
00:52:34.900 Reptilians?
00:52:35.300 It's Mitch McConnell.
00:52:35.880 It is.
00:52:36.660 I don't think, is it reptilians?
00:52:38.280 It's reptilians.
00:52:39.020 I don't think we've ever talked about reptilians, dude.
00:52:41.260 I don't know about reptilians.
00:52:41.820 We've not talked about reptilians at any meaningful length,
00:52:44.760 but for me, it's a conspiracy that I really enjoy.
00:52:48.360 In the early 2000s, the big thing with reptilians
00:52:51.200 was that all of the news anchors were actually reptiles.
00:52:54.460 and you could tell because sometimes they'd glitch out
00:52:56.780 and there would be some pixelation around their eyes
00:52:59.100 that would make them look like...
00:53:00.140 You'll see the snake eye real quick.
00:53:01.640 The snake eyes.
00:53:02.360 And it really like...
00:53:03.440 Wait, wait, wait.
00:53:04.160 So you're like in on this
00:53:05.640 or this is one you don't care about? 0.99
00:53:06.900 I'm not a fucking reptilian. 0.99
00:53:08.340 But I've seen it. 0.99
00:53:09.300 We've seen it like where they're talking
00:53:11.100 or they might just be in Congress
00:53:12.640 and they're sitting there
00:53:13.520 and then they look this way
00:53:14.720 and they look back and their eye goes...
00:53:16.240 And for a second you'll see a reptilian snake eye
00:53:19.460 on them and it comes back.
00:53:21.080 And it's not AI.
00:53:22.260 They're definitely reptiles.
00:53:23.060 It's either a television glitch or, like, sometimes you'll even see us pausing it.
00:53:30.780 You're going to ask this guy about stuff?
00:53:32.160 You told him to come in?
00:53:34.080 Come on in, brother. 1.00
00:53:35.160 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:53:37.500 Do you have a... 1.00
00:53:38.520 I don't have an extra.
00:53:40.720 Sorry, we're glad you made it, man.
00:53:42.200 What's up, brother?
00:53:43.400 You in here?
00:53:44.020 Yeah, we're in here.
00:53:45.480 You can put this stuff...
00:53:46.200 You know anything about conspiracy theories, bro?
00:53:48.860 Conspiracy theories?
00:53:50.020 No.
00:53:50.360 No, nothing?
00:53:51.220 You don't know anything about lizard people?
00:53:55.100 I have heard them.
00:53:56.100 Yeah?
00:53:57.100 Oh, you have?
00:53:58.100 What do you think? 0.74
00:53:59.100 Lizard people is a real thing or not?
00:54:00.100 Here, come on the...
00:54:01.100 No, he's just...
00:54:02.100 I got to get back.
00:54:03.100 Lizard people, I think it's more of a theory just like aliens.
00:54:07.100 Okay, okay.
00:54:08.100 But everything is possible.
00:54:11.840 There we go.
00:54:12.840 I like it.
00:54:13.840 He's open to the idea.
00:54:14.840 So aliens don't exist, or maybe they do.
00:54:18.720 Everything is possible.
00:54:19.720 There we go.
00:54:20.720 I do not believe that we are the only people in the universe.
00:54:23.940 That's fair.
00:54:24.460 The Earth is definitely like a round ball going around the sun.
00:54:27.920 Around everything else.
00:54:28.400 Okay.
00:54:29.260 That's what I feel.
00:54:30.960 Was the moon landing real?
00:54:32.280 That's what I was going to ask.
00:54:33.720 Oh.
00:54:35.200 That's one that I've been debating on.
00:54:37.240 You have?
00:54:38.040 Yeah.
00:54:38.460 So of all the ones.
00:54:39.380 I have seen these theories on TV where they're actually landing in a building here on Earth.
00:54:49.120 Yeah.
00:54:49.580 Yeah.
00:54:49.820 Yeah.
00:54:50.200 Yep.
00:54:50.380 Like Area 51.
00:54:52.660 Well, what do you think about the idea that we were in a race to get there before Russia,
00:54:57.460 so we faked a bunch of stuff because...
00:54:59.720 I do.
00:55:00.240 All right.
00:55:00.900 Okay, yeah.
00:55:01.940 Last one.
00:55:02.660 Last one.
00:55:03.460 Last one.
00:55:04.000 Flat Earth.
00:55:04.700 Is the Earth flat or is it a globe?
00:55:09.080 He said round.
00:55:10.100 I think it's round.
00:55:11.480 Okay.
00:55:11.980 All right.
00:55:12.260 I do think it's round.
00:55:13.180 All right.
00:55:13.760 But you did a big sigh like it's possible.
00:55:15.720 But not oval round.
00:55:16.880 Okay.
00:55:17.320 Not egg-shaped?
00:55:18.740 I think it's more oblong, bouncy type thing.
00:55:24.260 Okay.
00:55:25.260 Not a pure circle.
00:55:26.580 Yes, yeah, yeah.
00:55:27.340 Not a consistent sphere, but pretty close to it, right?
00:55:30.420 Because it's a rock.
00:55:31.200 Yeah, yeah.
00:55:31.940 All right.
00:55:32.600 Thanks, bro.
00:55:33.700 You too.
00:55:34.800 Why did you pass me a whole pie?
00:55:36.420 That's insane.
00:55:38.160 Okay.
00:55:40.080 Poor guy.
00:55:41.300 I wish we had a camera for him.
00:55:42.880 I know.
00:55:44.140 So, reptilians, the reason that I was saying that I like it.
00:55:46.720 Right, so all those old videos where the news anchors are glitching out.
00:55:51.500 Also, the idea is that they're subterranean.
00:55:53.600 They live under the ground.
00:55:55.140 There's a whole civilization of them.
00:55:57.460 Dude, you did a Hawaiian pie?
00:55:59.040 Let's go. 1.00
00:56:00.360 I don't want that shit. 1.00
00:56:01.300 What? 1.00
00:56:01.700 Hawaiian pie?
00:56:01.960 Put that on the board.
00:56:02.980 F.
00:56:04.000 Hawaiian?
00:56:04.860 Hawaiian pie.
00:56:06.080 Hawaii in general.
00:56:07.340 Hawaiian pie earth?
00:56:08.100 What?
00:56:08.340 Hawaii's a great spot.
00:56:09.400 Well, Hawaii's a great spot now that they killed all those people and moved the rock and over.
00:56:13.800 Cleared out the land, yeah.
00:56:14.760 Okay, so reptilians.
00:56:15.940 As far as fun factor goes
00:56:19.580 It's pretty high on the fun factor
00:56:21.420 Very high on the fun factor 1.00
00:56:22.780 It gets to gay territory with me because of the aliens are demons thing 1.00
00:56:26.240 Because when we're talking about 1.00
00:56:28.120 Aliens and demons
00:56:30.220 One of them is a
00:56:31.020 Lizard
00:56:32.600 Is a reptilian 0.90
00:56:33.500 And they for sure are demons 0.62
00:56:35.260 I mean yeah
00:56:36.100 What do you mean?
00:56:38.040 Why would you look at me like that and say what?
00:56:41.380 They're for sure demons
00:56:42.520 If there are aliens 0.94
00:56:45.080 and aliens, a subspecies of them
00:56:47.220 is reptilians
00:56:49.240 then it's demonic
00:56:50.600 and then it makes me argue with
00:56:53.140 daddy. Okay. And I don't
00:56:55.240 like that. So the greys, the 1.00
00:56:57.360 Palladians. Palladians. 0.89
00:56:59.560 The lizard people
00:57:00.880 and the insects. Yeah.
00:57:03.640 Those are the four kinds of aliens.
00:57:05.660 Yeah. Well, there's like
00:57:07.240 So that's one of them, but it's like
00:57:09.100 people? Shape-shifting?
00:57:11.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shape-shifting
00:57:13.160 people. Yeah, which is interesting. But there are
00:57:15.040 just one of the aliens.
00:57:16.700 Yeah.
00:57:17.540 Okay.
00:57:18.380 So lizards do have, in some instances,
00:57:21.700 like a chameleon has considerable camouflage abilities.
00:57:25.480 So it's kind of interesting that you would say
00:57:26.760 like the reptilian is the one that can shapeshift, right?
00:57:29.140 All their scales somehow lend to this ability
00:57:31.780 to appear as something else.
00:57:32.700 That's kind of cool.
00:57:33.540 I like it.
00:57:34.700 You want a pizza so bad.
00:57:36.060 No, I'm not gonna.
00:57:36.900 Your body is always giving you signals.
00:57:39.040 Whoop helps you understand them.
00:57:40.840 Whoop is the wearable health and fitness coach
00:57:43.160 That provides personalized insights into your sleep, recovery, strain, and overall health to help you make better decisions every day.
00:57:50.660 Whether you're training, working, traveling, or just trying to feel your best, WHOOP shows you what helps your performance and what might be holding you back.
00:57:58.880 Listen to your body, build better habits, see where WHOOP can take you.
00:58:03.080 Try WHOOP free for 30 days at WHOOP.com.
00:58:06.560 Eating well shouldn't be complicated, but somehow it turns into recipes, prep, cleanup, and half your Sunday gone.
00:58:13.840 Factor solves all that.
00:58:15.720 These are fresh, ready-to-eat meals designed by dieticians, delivered to your door and ready in just minutes.
00:58:21.560 No prep, no cleanup, no excuses.
00:58:24.280 And it's not just about convenience.
00:58:26.120 You're getting real food, balanced nutrition, and zero artificial stuff.
00:58:30.260 Meals that help you stay on track for all of your goals, without the grind of doing it all yourself.
00:58:35.680 Grilled chicken, roasted veggies, steak plates, pasta bowls.
00:58:39.120 They taste like something you'd get in a restaurant,
00:58:41.200 but they come out of your microwave in two minutes flat.
00:58:43.840 If time, cost, or effort have been holding you back from eating better,
00:58:46.760 Factor just took those off the table.
00:58:48.580 Right now, get up to $90 off and free shipping.
00:58:51.720 Hurry, this offer won't last long.
00:58:53.780 Go to factormeals.ca and use code POWER.
00:58:56.880 That's up to $90 off and free shipping,
00:58:59.540 but only with the code POWER at factormeals.ca.
00:59:02.540 This episode is brought to you by Spreaker, the platform responsible for a rapidly spreading
00:59:10.700 condition known as podcast brain. Symptoms include buying microphones you don't need,
00:59:16.180 explaining RSS feeds to confused relatives, and saying things like,
00:59:19.660 sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm editing audio. If this sounds familiar, you're probably already
00:59:25.240 a podcaster. The good news is Spreaker makes the whole process simple. You record your show,
00:59:30.180 upload it once and spreaker distributes it everywhere people listen apple podcasts spotify
00:59:35.300 and about a dozen apps your cousin swears are the next big thing even better spreaker helps you
00:59:40.840 monetize your show with ads meaning your podcast might someday pay for well more microphones start
00:59:47.500 your show today at spreaker.com spreaker because if you're going to talk to yourself for an hour
00:59:53.120 you might as well publish it when i no no there's a podcast i know but i love me okay so reptilians
00:59:59.860 We're going to give this one, oh look, David went with Twin Towers here first and then 0.97
01:00:05.040 decided to change his mind, put him second, and then he went backwards, which is fucking 0.98
01:00:09.540 a crazy move. 0.96
01:00:12.020 These guys are going to get, I like, they're going to get a B from me.
01:00:17.020 They're fun, they're entertaining, they're scary, but they make me fight with daddy.
01:00:24.580 Yeah, dude.
01:00:25.160 Yeah, it was scary.
01:00:25.640 Dude, do you know about reptilians?
01:00:27.380 I know nothing about reptilians.
01:00:29.420 The average reptilian is like eight feet tall.
01:00:31.880 I hear a little bit about all this stuff from you guys,
01:00:34.920 but I don't think I've ever heard of reptilians.
01:00:36.880 Also, reptiles have a lot of fast-twitch muscle fiber.
01:00:40.300 Yeah.
01:00:40.680 Now, you can defeat them with just the cold, right?
01:00:43.920 But they're very explosive.
01:00:46.520 They're very predatory.
01:00:47.440 They're not actual reptiles.
01:00:48.640 Yeah, no, they are.
01:00:49.560 You imagine that they would have a lot of...
01:00:50.880 They're aliens that look like reptiles. 0.99
01:00:52.220 They're demons. 0.98
01:00:52.760 Yeah.
01:00:53.880 They're demons.
01:00:54.600 I would say... 1.00
01:00:55.300 They're product of the Nephilim. 1.00
01:00:56.740 Okay. 0.91
01:00:57.020 For me, this is actually going to...
01:01:00.260 Cool blooded, though.
01:01:01.600 I'm going to give it an S.
01:01:02.540 It's hard to say.
01:01:03.540 This is a mix between probably a reptile and a human being.
01:01:07.780 This is why when you get to, oh, there's different species. 1.00
01:01:11.220 It's incoherent babble from these fucking retards that say aliens are not demons. 1.00
01:01:16.980 Aliens have to be demons. 1.00
01:01:18.640 When you consider the subspecies of them, it's like, well, where are they coming from? 0.84
01:01:22.060 Okay, it's a human being, and it's also a lizard.
01:01:25.180 So this is a mixing of genetics. This is Nephilim shit. It's very clear women would still have sex with it 1.00
01:01:30.280 Hundred percent women are actively having sex with this. Yes. Where are you going? I gotta get paper towels for Raven 0.98
01:01:36.200 I don't mind to just like lick my fingers, but I know he doesn't. Yeah, don't do that. That's gross
01:01:41.660 There you go pal. Oh, thank you. Okay. Go ahead Matt. You can vote now
01:01:45.740 Go ahead gator pick a good choice and don't forget about the camera
01:01:51.480 I don't know anything about them, dude.
01:01:53.180 That's not the thing that you rank it on.
01:01:56.920 Bro, this 100% falls back on you guys.
01:02:00.400 We just adequately explained this to you.
01:02:02.840 Yeah, not really.
01:02:03.800 Okay, but you don't find it interesting?
01:02:05.860 Yeah, I mean...
01:02:06.320 Or fun?
01:02:07.140 Yes.
01:02:07.580 How many people do you think walked into your coffee shop
01:02:10.900 that are actively lizard people? 1.00
01:02:13.080 Oh.
01:02:13.520 Non-human entities?
01:02:14.940 No.
01:02:15.500 Lizard people specifically.
01:02:17.120 I don't know.
01:02:17.660 That's what I'm saying. 1.00
01:02:18.100 I've never engaged with a lizard people. 1.00
01:02:20.580 Well, you wouldn't know. 1.00
01:02:21.360 They're shapeshifters. 1.00
01:02:22.120 That's what I'm saying. 1.00
01:02:23.160 But definitely some non-human entities I've dealt with.
01:02:26.460 Okay.
01:02:26.900 Entities?
01:02:27.660 Okay.
01:02:28.240 Fine.
01:02:28.820 I don't like your answer there.
01:02:30.420 I think you're just doing the opposite of me, in a way.
01:02:33.260 No, you put a B, dude.
01:02:34.720 I think it's also, like, I'm very consistent, right?
01:02:37.320 So, like, A, S, S, right?
01:02:40.160 Pass. 1.00
01:02:41.100 Ass. 0.99
01:02:42.280 And then, like, this gets an S because it falls in with this so well. 0.99
01:02:46.020 These things play together really well.
01:02:47.760 I don't care so much about that.
01:02:50.000 or this, which is why they get Bs,
01:02:51.720 they're still good because the implications are wide.
01:02:53.600 You haven't given anything an F.
01:02:54.880 You know, that's what I'm saying.
01:02:56.600 The 9-11 affected so much.
01:02:59.100 The other stuff doesn't really...
01:03:00.580 Did it, though?
01:03:01.480 Well, did it.
01:03:02.640 What do you mean?
01:03:03.120 They can just, like, spy on you now, dude.
01:03:04.820 Think about it.
01:03:05.360 Hold on, wait, wait, because you're saying 9-11 doesn't affect much,
01:03:07.520 but the other ones...
01:03:08.260 Or 9-11 did affect a lot, but the other ones don't. 0.99
01:03:09.480 Are you saying that fucking lizard people doesn't affect much? 0.99
01:03:11.960 Biblical context. 0.99
01:03:12.940 Biblical context.
01:03:13.820 Biblical context.
01:03:14.960 That means the effects took place long before we were ever born,
01:03:18.220 so if this story of...
01:03:19.940 You know what the problem is, David?
01:03:21.100 Humanity was plotted out. 1.00
01:03:21.980 These things would have much more of an effect on the history of humanity than these stupid sticks. 1.00
01:03:27.680 He's looking at the earth. 1.00
01:03:28.860 He's looking at the flat earth through a microscope.
01:03:31.080 That's the problem.
01:03:31.660 You need to zoom out.
01:03:32.600 You got to zoom out.
01:03:33.740 You need a telescope.
01:03:35.360 No, you're right.
01:03:35.940 In the eternal view, I see you now.
01:03:38.360 Lizard guy with the tie.
01:03:40.200 Next subject.
01:03:41.240 Oh, you like this one?
01:03:42.360 I don't know what it is.
01:03:43.940 Oh, chemtrails.
01:03:44.720 I thought we just did.
01:03:45.580 Yeah, that was good.
01:03:46.460 You got that one pretty quick.
01:03:47.180 I thought it was 9-11.
01:03:47.900 Okay.
01:03:48.280 It's basically the same thing.
01:03:49.440 No, it's not, dude.
01:03:50.300 That's poison in the sky.
01:03:51.200 Wait a second, wait a second.
01:03:51.840 Before we move on, what do you think about this artwork?
01:03:54.880 Bad.
01:03:55.400 Good.
01:03:56.200 This one?
01:03:57.140 Bad.
01:03:57.800 It's a good logo.
01:03:58.800 That's bad, dude.
01:03:59.940 What about this one?
01:04:00.820 That looks like a seven-year-old drew.
01:04:02.820 This one's kind of cool.
01:04:03.860 I don't like the angle that the plane is coming in from, but it's all right.
01:04:06.760 Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
01:04:07.600 It's like coming from one building into the other. 1.00
01:04:09.380 The lizard person makes me happy. 1.00
01:04:11.280 You like that one. 0.63
01:04:11.780 What about you, Matt?
01:04:13.060 Yeah.
01:04:13.400 So you guys like the lizard person the most?
01:04:14.980 Mm-hmm.
01:04:15.340 The tie.
01:04:15.920 Why are all your planes angled upward?
01:04:17.400 the tie in the tongue is a nice touch
01:04:20.160 well this one's going to go in the sky
01:04:22.160 yeah but once they're in the sky
01:04:24.560 then they start
01:04:25.160 it's fine it's just not biblically accurate
01:04:27.260 biblically accurate plane for your enjoyment
01:04:30.240 chemtrails I like the idea of chemtrails
01:04:32.640 I don't know what they're spraying
01:04:34.440 in the air it's a fun game
01:04:36.240 to point out to normies because it's happening now
01:04:38.640 well there's really two implications 0.96
01:04:40.360 it's either to make you retarded 0.98
01:04:42.280 and sick or 1.00
01:04:44.300 to alter the weather
01:04:46.160 Wait, but a normal person doesn't care. 1.00
01:04:48.120 They're just like, you idiot, that's condensation. 1.00
01:04:50.200 That's because they're retarded because of the chemtrails. 1.00
01:04:52.500 Normal people don't care about any of this shit, 1.00
01:04:54.520 but I can't bring a normal person outside and go, 1.00
01:04:57.180 hey, look up and grab them by the face and open their eyeballs.
01:05:00.420 And show them a lizard man.
01:05:01.540 And show them a lizard person in the sky.
01:05:03.120 It's very hard to do, but I could show you checkerboards everywhere.
01:05:06.620 I could show you the law that Ron DeSantis passed and said,
01:05:09.740 we've got to stop the thing that's not happening.
01:05:11.700 But they still do it.
01:05:12.760 That is true.
01:05:13.300 Right, but they said it doesn't happen at all.
01:05:15.380 they said well we got to write a law to stop it and then they still do it i love that normal people 0.99
01:05:20.260 are just like you idiot that's just can i vote oh yeah yeah if you want to if you oh yeah this one 1.00
01:05:25.020 this one gets a fucking ss for me baby really this is so surprising you never talk about is that 1.00
01:05:30.560 because of the provability i yeah i like everything about it it's actively making people autistic 0.99
01:05:36.160 yes um what it's spraying nanoparticles into the sky that will probably kill us later yeah
01:05:42.800 Who said that?
01:05:43.660 It's changing the water.
01:05:45.620 There is not one single cloud that is legitimate.
01:05:48.080 Shout out to Shane Cashman.
01:05:50.320 That's true.
01:05:51.120 Normies can see it.
01:05:52.420 Normies can see it and still deny it.
01:05:55.020 I love it.
01:05:55.860 Wait, what did Cashman say?
01:05:57.200 He just said there's no normal water?
01:05:58.600 He said fake clouds.
01:05:59.080 There's no normal clouds.
01:06:00.300 Even a vintage cloud, the one that looks like a regular cloud.
01:06:03.420 Fake. 0.99
01:06:04.040 Yeah, because look, they're springing this shit in the air. 1.00
01:06:06.240 The clouds get it. 0.99
01:06:07.180 They throw it into the water.
01:06:08.160 The water reabsorbs it.
01:06:09.620 Once the water reabsorbs, it turns into a cloud.
01:06:11.420 It's another fake cloud.
01:06:12.240 valid point all fake clouds these are not these are not the clouds that god made that's true 0.99
01:06:17.400 they're tainted this is genesis 6 shit this is like days of noah stuff where the earth is tainted 0.86
01:06:23.860 beyond belief there's nothing you could do about this i don't know what you can do to change it 0.98
01:06:27.480 no you really can't and what and you can point a normie at it and say look at that and they'll
01:06:32.720 look at it and say i don't care i also like that they used to say amazing we're not altering the
01:06:37.960 weather and now they go oh it's called cloud seeding yeah we do it on purpose we spray clouds 0.99
01:06:42.360 and there it is right there not very long ago if you said altering the weather they go like an idiot 0.88
01:06:48.600 and then now it's just totally accepted yeah but they say they do that we make it rain in dubai 0.99
01:06:53.040 we did that with cloud seeding yeah oh so i'm just a fucking asshole top says that when he gets like 0.98
01:06:58.380 when he's like in a fight and gets like real so he's like i'll make it rain dog well we have 0.99
01:07:01.660 talked about before like uh like freezing a cloud and dropping it on a small nation no no he's just
01:07:06.280 He's saying he's like a big dog.
01:07:07.380 God, if it was possible, I'd drop it on whoever wrote this Bible. 1.00
01:07:11.860 That's the Jamaican. 1.00
01:07:13.420 That's crazy. 1.00
01:07:14.480 Matt, are you going to defend this?
01:07:16.480 Wild.
01:07:16.860 Whatever language they speak, I mean, I'm down. 0.99
01:07:19.200 That's not a language. 0.99
01:07:19.780 That's not a language.
01:07:20.160 That's just English. 1.00
01:07:21.060 That's just English all fucked up. 1.00
01:07:22.280 It's English if you hit me with a brick. 0.99
01:07:24.340 So I'm going to go ahead and rank this.
01:07:26.460 It's called a dialect. 0.97
01:07:27.680 A D. 1.00
01:07:28.500 Ooh.
01:07:29.300 Why?
01:07:29.620 A D because it is exactly what you've described, which is it's a very nuts and bolts. 0.98
01:07:36.280 bullshit normie conspiracy. 0.98
01:07:39.580 Okay. 1.00
01:07:40.240 Like, chemtrails is the entry-level position
01:07:44.600 for a conspiracy theorist.
01:07:46.800 True, but it's also the black belt.
01:07:49.000 It also can go all the way to the black belt experience
01:07:51.640 of a conspiracy theorist
01:07:52.640 because it does cover such a wide array of things.
01:07:54.520 Well, you know what that is?
01:07:55.380 You used a great euphemism there, black belt. 0.98
01:07:57.540 It's like a black belt who then realizes... 0.85
01:08:00.000 Your body is always giving you signals. 0.99
01:08:02.580 Whoop helps you understand them.
01:08:04.160 Whoop is the wearable health and fitness coach that provides personalized insights into your sleep, recovery, strain, and overall health to help you make better decisions every day.
01:08:14.280 Whether you're training, working, traveling, or just trying to feel your best, Whoop shows you what helps your performance and what might be holding you back.
01:08:22.360 Listen to your body, build better habits, see where Whoop can take you.
01:08:26.560 Try Whoop free for 30 days at Whoop.com.
01:08:30.040 Eating well shouldn't be complicated, but somehow it turns into recipes, prep, cleanup, and half your Sunday gone.
01:08:37.320 Factor solves all that.
01:08:39.200 These are fresh, ready-to-eat meals designed by dieticians, delivered to your door and ready in just minutes.
01:08:45.040 No prep, no cleanup, no excuses.
01:08:47.760 And it's not just about convenience.
01:08:49.600 You're getting real food, balanced nutrition, and zero artificial stuff.
01:08:53.740 Meals that help you stay on track for all of your goals, without the grind of doing it all yourself.
01:08:59.140 Grilled chicken, roasted veggies, steak plates, pasta bowls.
01:09:02.580 They taste like something you'd get in a restaurant,
01:09:04.680 but they come out of your microwave in two minutes flat.
01:09:07.280 If time, cost, or effort have been holding you back from eating better,
01:09:10.220 Factor just took those off the table.
01:09:12.000 Right now, get up to $90 off and free shipping.
01:09:15.200 Hurry, this offer won't last long.
01:09:17.080 Go to factormeals.ca and use code POWER.
01:09:20.420 That's up to $90 off and free shipping,
01:09:23.340 but only with the code POWER at factormeals.ca.
01:09:27.000 Factor, Canada's number one meal delivery service.
01:09:29.940 This episode is brought to you by Spreaker, the platform responsible for a rapidly spreading condition known as podcast brain.
01:09:36.800 Symptoms include buying microphones you don't need, explaining RSS feeds to confused relatives,
01:09:42.100 and saying things like, sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm editing audio.
01:09:46.220 If this sounds familiar, you're probably already a podcaster.
01:09:49.980 The good news is Spreaker makes the whole process simple.
01:09:52.440 You record your show, upload it once, and Spreaker distributes it everywhere people listen.
01:09:57.300 Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and about a dozen apps your cousin swears are the next big thing.
01:10:02.880 Even better, Spreaker helps you monetize your show with ads,
01:10:05.800 meaning your podcast might someday pay for, well, more microphones.
01:10:10.760 Start your show today at Spreaker.com.
01:10:13.380 Spreaker, because if you're going to talk to yourself for an hour, you might as well publish it.
01:10:18.780 Because the fundamentals are what's important.
01:10:20.480 Uh-huh.
01:10:20.800 And goes back to the fundamentals. 0.98
01:10:22.440 But, since it is entry-level shit, and you can get, like, almost anybody that's going to admit anything conspiratorial will at least concede, based off of what Top said, right? 0.98
01:10:32.700 You can look up in the sky and see them. 0.99
01:10:34.700 DeSantis is making a law that he never fucking enforced, right? 0.91
01:10:38.360 There is real... 0.96
01:10:39.480 I think they do enforce it.
01:10:40.560 This is a fun part, too.
01:10:41.500 This is why I gave it SS.
01:10:42.880 I think they do enforce it, and I think the people that do this don't care.
01:10:46.440 And they do it anyway.
01:10:47.960 I think they say, hey, stop spraying the skies.
01:10:50.600 It looks horrible.
01:10:51.380 And they go, yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
01:10:53.400 They're like, we won't spray it over Disney or something like that. 0.99
01:10:56.160 And then they just fucking do what they want. 0.98
01:10:57.760 I love that. 0.99
01:10:58.820 That's crazy.
01:10:59.700 Matt, what do you think?
01:11:00.740 Well, okay, so what exactly are they doing?
01:11:03.840 Is it poison or is it just to control the weather?
01:11:07.400 Or is it a combination of things?
01:11:09.340 And what exactly can it do?
01:11:11.140 This is like, it's like the idea of 9-11 where it's like, well, we could terrorize everybody
01:11:15.360 and it could be a huge loose stealing operation. 0.69
01:11:17.860 We could also steal all the gold from Iraq and then raid their museums.
01:11:20.920 So it's a multifaceted thing where it covers all angles.
01:11:24.280 I don't think it's as multifaceted.
01:11:25.720 I think if you had to give it two definitively, maybe three things.
01:11:29.360 The two are weather manipulation, which is a problem.
01:11:32.060 Okay, so it's doing that.
01:11:33.540 The other one is spraying particulates in the air that get into your lungs and get into the groundwater,
01:11:38.800 and then you end up drinking and consuming in some way, shape, or form.
01:11:41.720 So mostly what's supposedly being sprayed is heavy metals.
01:11:45.360 Can I say what my favorite thing about this conspiracy theory is why I gave it an SS?
01:11:49.100 Because it's so much fun.
01:11:50.920 You can watch a movie created today based on the 1930s and they'll make the mistake of showing the sky. 0.99
01:11:59.220 And it's got fucking trails in it. 0.99
01:12:00.900 That's like when a dude's wearing a fucking Rolex but he's supposed to be a caveman in the movie. 0.99
01:12:04.720 So you're saying in the 30s they had chemtrails too. 0.98
01:12:07.340 No.
01:12:07.640 I'm saying that this, you know what, man?
01:12:10.440 My grandma used to say, or not my grandma, but the lady who raised me.
01:12:12.880 There wasn't even planes in the 30s, probably.
01:12:14.840 I don't know.
01:12:15.400 She would say in the 90s she would show me.
01:12:18.360 I was like six years old and she'd be like, you see these things?
01:12:20.280 you see the clouds that are left behind they don't go away it never used to be like that i used to
01:12:23.620 sit on this porch and watch the skies and then over time this became a normal plane route suddenly
01:12:29.780 and these trails were getting left behind and they would stick around all day and that was back in
01:12:34.580 the 90s you know that's weird it's like who because then wait so you're telling me you're
01:12:39.520 fucking normal people but not you don't see the sky no i'm just saying normal people were looking
01:12:43.480 at that when i was a kid too and just saying like oh yeah it's just condensation like that it's it's 0.99
01:12:47.860 this weird thing that like back then especially like before the internet who were the people who
01:12:52.640 were like no no something's not right man i don't think that was true because other people were like
01:12:56.300 no no that's totally normal well i think the reason that is less likely to be true maybe you
01:13:01.640 had some anecdotal experiences with people saying that it was condensation but the average person 0.89
01:13:05.920 especially in the 80s and 90s was so drop dead retarded that they didn't understand that 0.96
01:13:10.400 superheated jet turbines passing through cold air was creating condensation they wouldn't know that 0.94
01:13:15.200 they would assume it was fumes or something like that.
01:13:17.780 That's what I'm saying.
01:13:18.360 Maybe condensation is the wrong word.
01:13:19.720 Yeah, but then the problem is...
01:13:20.800 They were just saying that's a natural thing when a plane goes in the sky.
01:13:22.800 The problem is that when a plane goes in the sky and does that,
01:13:26.000 and then another one comes at the same altitude and doesn't...
01:13:28.880 Same time of day, same place in the sky.
01:13:29.960 You've got to go, what are you doing?
01:13:31.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:13:32.380 Or when you see him turn it on and turn it off.
01:13:34.620 Yeah.
01:13:35.260 Sometimes they do designs.
01:13:36.860 Next topic.
01:13:37.900 All right.
01:13:38.200 Oh, wait a minute.
01:13:38.620 Matt, do your vote.
01:13:39.220 Right, right, right, right.
01:13:39.920 What about those guys that go do a design in the sky?
01:13:41.960 I don't know what that is.
01:13:42.680 Are they using poison?
01:13:43.680 That's the whole point.
01:13:44.680 They're not using poison.
01:13:45.960 They're just using some kind of cloud to come out the back.
01:13:47.880 Well, it's probably not good.
01:13:48.740 I bet you if you stood and breathed it in.
01:13:51.000 It's like, yeah, they're probably not using poison.
01:13:52.820 They're just putting that color in the kid's food just to make it nice and colorful.
01:13:56.280 It's yes, yes, but it's poison also.
01:13:58.800 Vote.
01:14:00.540 Hurry up.
01:14:01.560 This one's complicated.
01:14:03.160 Okay.
01:14:04.280 I like that it's complicated.
01:14:05.840 Move over, David, so that way he can stand on the right side.
01:14:08.280 Let me just stomp on all these peepers.
01:14:09.340 Watch out for the pizza. 1.00
01:14:10.420 Chemtrails.
01:14:11.060 This is going to go right here. 1.00
01:14:11.860 It's kind of stupid. 0.99
01:14:14.720 Okay. 1.00
01:14:15.940 All right.
01:14:16.820 A D. 1.00
01:14:17.360 It's kind of stupid. 1.00
01:14:19.060 Well, I don't think it's stupid in that it's not real. 1.00
01:14:21.980 And I don't think it's stupid in that it's not got an implication on us. 0.93
01:14:25.400 It is one of those things, though, like you said before. 0.98
01:14:27.440 It's just so in your face, though. 0.98
01:14:28.640 Can't do shit about it. 0.98
01:14:29.480 That's the point, right? 0.98
01:14:29.840 Yeah.
01:14:30.440 And I kind of like that.
01:14:32.100 Well, also, there's a passage that talks about there will always be seed time in harvest, right?
01:14:36.020 So it's like they're trying to, like, destroy weather.
01:14:38.480 Where's it at?
01:14:39.240 What's the scripture?
01:14:39.900 Let's pull it up.
01:14:40.520 Oh, let's pull it up in the...
01:14:41.780 In the patois.
01:14:46.020 Let me see here.
01:14:47.720 Go ahead, this could be highly limited.
01:14:49.380 Seed time, harvest.
01:14:51.620 Are you voice-to-texting on Blue Letter Bible?
01:14:54.120 You guys do this all the time now.
01:14:55.280 Blue Letter Bible?
01:14:56.060 I'm going to talk to my AI assistants.
01:14:57.960 It's okay, it's fine.
01:14:58.900 Thank God this isn't live.
01:15:00.260 Yeah, I can't.
01:15:00.760 Why aren't you guys talking?
01:15:01.780 No, it's fine.
01:15:02.440 No, we're waiting.
01:15:02.860 It's not live.
01:15:03.840 Who hears?
01:15:04.200 Oh, great.
01:15:05.120 You guys were talking, texting on my thing.
01:15:07.140 I wasn't talking, texting on your thing.
01:15:09.120 Yeah, I had the...
01:15:09.840 You're pulling up verses about Jamaican Patois?
01:15:11.420 Dude, you love pizza.
01:15:12.480 Dude, I love Hawaiian.
01:15:14.620 Yeah, it's Genesis.
01:15:15.480 While the earth remains, seed time and harvest, and cold and heat,
01:15:18.160 and summer and winter and day and night shall not cease.
01:15:20.220 So that's in Genesis.
01:15:21.160 Whoever sent us this Bible needs to send us the full Bible.
01:15:24.080 Pull up Genesis 8.22.
01:15:24.920 Can.
01:15:25.440 It's the New Testament.
01:15:27.660 Right, right.
01:15:28.280 Yeah, okay.
01:15:28.840 All right.
01:15:29.040 Well, Genesis 8.22.
01:15:31.600 Yeah, while the earth remains, seed time and harvest, and cold and heat,
01:15:34.960 and summer and winter and day and night shall not cease.
01:15:36.700 Because I know some people that they're saying, like, yeah, with that,
01:15:39.080 we're not gonna be able to grow our own food well they're also like blocking out the sun with that
01:15:42.440 too which is cool it's almost like god saying like no no you can always grow you'll always be able to
01:15:47.060 grow food now if you choose not to because you get to a place like what was the movie wall-e
01:15:51.620 where like the people are just so helpless bad like you won't grow your own food because you're
01:15:56.140 just waiting on the system to give you your food that's on you man but but while the earth remains
01:16:00.580 seed time and harvest cold and heat summer and winter and day and night shall not cease because
01:16:04.580 that's the idea behind that part of that they're doing like gmo stuff they're also trying to block
01:16:08.040 out the sun, but their powers
01:16:09.980 are just not that. Limited. Yeah, they're just
01:16:11.920 limited. They can do a lot of bad
01:16:14.100 stuff. Wait, whose powers?
01:16:15.880 The Jews. No, that's specifically Nazi. 0.51
01:16:18.140 He said anything in the sky is Nazi.
01:16:19.800 No, anything out of the firmament.
01:16:21.520 Anything within that
01:16:23.260 blue dome there. Fair. Next subject.
01:16:25.500 Jews. Fair enough. 1.00
01:16:29.160 Ow!
01:16:30.160 Flock cameras. I like that.
01:16:32.440 The camera looks crazy
01:16:33.680 on its peak, dude. No, you don't understand.
01:16:35.900 You don't understand. The flock cameras
01:16:37.500 are everywhere this is a birds aren't real topic birds are not real no no no i heard that like a
01:16:43.980 long time ago that's still a thing birds are government apparatus okay they're there to track
01:16:49.620 you they're oh you knocked the whole cap off very disrespectful they're there to track you
01:16:55.320 they're there to surveil you surveillance they certainly aren't real so how is that different
01:17:00.400 than flock cameras then why is everybody like oh flock i really like that you made that correlation
01:17:04.500 Like flocks of birds.
01:17:05.620 Yeah, I thought that's what it was.
01:17:06.620 But if the birds are already spying on you, then...
01:17:09.380 Because now they just want it in your face.
01:17:10.540 Well, I didn't make that correlation.
01:17:11.900 They did.
01:17:12.640 Like, if they did birds or cameras...
01:17:15.680 Right.
01:17:16.220 And they're like, yeah, flock cameras.
01:17:18.260 Like, they tied that together to rub it in your face, not me.
01:17:21.420 Well, I mean, all right, so the heart of the birds or cameras idea is... 0.99
01:17:26.260 Number one, it's a fucking joke. 0.99
01:17:28.240 Or just not real. 1.00
01:17:29.100 Some of the birds...
01:17:30.680 This is also saying, like, the camera is a little misleading.
01:17:33.120 but some of the birds are just not real.
01:17:36.280 They're just fake birds.
01:17:38.260 They're just machines.
01:17:39.780 Go on, come on to my house, bro.
01:17:40.400 For no reason other than just being fake.
01:17:44.960 Other than they can.
01:17:46.000 Other than, yes.
01:17:47.040 They can make them.
01:17:47.540 It's an affront to God in many ways.
01:17:49.780 Squirrels as well.
01:17:51.220 Squirrels are real.
01:17:52.500 The joke is that they sit on power lines to recharge.
01:17:57.160 That's actually kind of cool.
01:17:58.420 That's actually kind of good.
01:17:59.420 I like that. 0.99
01:17:59.880 Now, there's nothing else to this fucking conspiracy theory. 0.97
01:18:03.080 I'm definitely going to use that, though, dude, 0.97
01:18:04.980 when I try to convince somebody of that,
01:18:06.440 even though if I don't even really think it,
01:18:07.780 but I want to convince somebody,
01:18:08.760 I'm like, dude, think about they're always on power lines.
01:18:11.540 I'm actually torn with this one 1.00
01:18:13.420 because I like that it's fun and it's stupid 1.00
01:18:17.060 and it's just some made-up bullshit, 1.00
01:18:18.640 which, by the way... 1.00
01:18:19.620 Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:18:20.240 You're saying there's no legs on this?
01:18:21.960 Well, there is some legs. 1.00
01:18:23.000 You'd be a fool. 0.99
01:18:23.420 Two tiny bird legs on that. 1.00
01:18:24.720 Yes, little legs right here. 0.91
01:18:26.740 They don't even use them. 1.00
01:18:27.680 They fly. 0.97
01:18:28.080 You would be a fool to think that there haven't been various governments across the world 0.95
01:18:33.200 who have thought about creating robotic birds for spying purposes. 0.98
01:18:35.900 Of course that's happened.
01:18:37.360 So in that sense, like, sure, there's something to this.
01:18:40.580 It has happened.
01:18:41.340 Do you want to know the fakest birds?
01:18:43.420 The fakest birds.
01:18:44.320 Dave usually has all the bird facts, but I know this one.
01:18:47.200 It's those gray birds that are here, the big crane-like birds.
01:18:51.380 Oh, I love those things.
01:18:52.140 Sandhill cranes?
01:18:52.920 Yep.
01:18:53.340 Yeah, those are anything other than not real, bro.
01:18:55.680 They're fake.
01:18:56.080 The ribeye in the sky?
01:18:57.180 You're not even allowed
01:18:57.960 You've never eaten one 0.89
01:18:58.900 You're not allowed to kill him
01:18:59.940 Not in Florida
01:19:00.740 Are you admitting to a crime?
01:19:02.020 What did we see the other day
01:19:02.860 When we were driving?
01:19:03.600 My boys put them in Texas
01:19:04.900 Bacon wrapped them
01:19:05.840 And we ate them
01:19:06.480 And they crushed
01:19:07.440 Well the ones here are fake
01:19:08.720 They're like a ribeye
01:19:09.800 We saw a flamingo
01:19:11.000 Flying the other day
01:19:11.900 A flamingo
01:19:13.000 Here
01:19:13.180 Right outside of Spanish Springs 0.98
01:19:14.600 It was fucking awesome 0.97
01:19:16.100 Flying to the north 0.98
01:19:17.460 Okay that clearly had a camera
01:19:18.820 It was like seeing a Pokemon
01:19:19.880 It was like
01:19:20.880 It was
01:19:21.280 Big and pink and beautiful
01:19:22.580 And we were like 1.00
01:19:23.660 What the fuck 1.00
01:19:24.460 It had a camera for a mouth 1.00
01:19:25.740 It was fake
01:19:26.600 The entire thing is fake.
01:19:27.680 Bingo.
01:19:28.200 So, yeah, I mean, what do you think?
01:19:29.940 Yeah, A.
01:19:30.760 A? 0.88
01:19:31.320 What? 1.00
01:19:31.860 This is all fucked up. 1.00
01:19:32.740 These are all fake. 1.00
01:19:34.440 A for fake.
01:19:35.580 I think you like it because it's a lie.
01:19:37.700 How is he?
01:19:38.220 I like birds.
01:19:39.620 How is that?
01:19:40.780 And I do like lies.
01:19:42.700 But they have to be in a specific direction.
01:19:44.620 I actually, I have to have some convictions here and say that this one is an F.
01:19:49.880 What?
01:19:50.820 Yeah.
01:19:51.240 Yeah. 0.97
01:19:51.840 Now, if you label this a G. 0.98
01:19:53.460 it's really up to Matt
01:19:58.540 Matt you have a tiebreaker here
01:19:59.720 what are you going to do
01:20:00.760 well
01:20:01.380 let's see
01:20:03.560 let's see who he wants to appease
01:20:07.120 because now you can't go against both of us 1.00
01:20:09.820 it's just too stupid 1.00
01:20:11.700 okay 1.00
01:20:12.520 he went right in the middle
01:20:16.200 right in the middle
01:20:16.800 what do they say if you're like lukewarm
01:20:18.720 what scripture is that
01:20:20.680 not be lukewarm it's Revelation 3
01:20:22.900 Revelation 3 what?
01:20:24.660 Probably 17 or 14, somewhere in there.
01:20:28.820 I just think this one doesn't do anything for me.
01:20:31.580 Yeah, well, you guys didn't have...
01:20:33.680 All of these are based on whatever you guys tell me about them.
01:20:36.300 So, like, if you've got nothing on the block cameras...
01:20:37.940 You have to have some ideas about something.
01:20:39.900 I mean, I heard somebody say that before.
01:20:41.880 So then, because una like food, wine cold, wine hot, I go and spit una out of me mouth.
01:20:51.620 Wow.
01:20:52.180 That's good, man.
01:20:53.420 I go on.
01:20:53.840 Honor the taxi.
01:20:56.740 Honor the taxi?
01:20:57.860 What?
01:20:58.580 Who knows?
01:20:59.940 All right.
01:21:00.740 You guys ready?
01:21:01.600 I'm kind of upset the way you guys voted with that last one.
01:21:03.840 That meant a lot to me.
01:21:04.720 It's complicated.
01:21:05.100 This is our first one, though.
01:21:06.100 We're a little rusty.
01:21:06.960 Well, you can see.
01:21:07.860 You can't be rusty on your first iteration of a thing.
01:21:10.220 It is interesting because.
01:21:11.300 It's clunky.
01:21:12.780 There is some.
01:21:14.700 I mean, I feel like I'm the only one with anything consistent going on. 0.99
01:21:17.600 You guys are all over the fucking map. 0.98
01:21:20.020 I have no clue what this is. 1.00
01:21:21.460 It's a Target car.
01:21:22.340 Everybody knows about that.
01:21:23.340 Other than snipers?
01:21:24.980 You don't see...
01:21:25.840 We got a grassy...
01:21:27.600 No.
01:21:27.780 Grassy?
01:21:28.120 No, we're going to be...
01:21:28.940 Okay, so it's a JFK thing.
01:21:30.820 Truth or Con at Dallas, Texas.
01:21:32.460 Oh, that's right.
01:21:33.360 In two weeks, we'll see you there.
01:21:35.440 Out of...
01:21:36.040 Catalyst Jones.
01:21:38.660 Catalyst Jones.
01:21:39.480 That's his name?
01:21:40.080 And Jacob Israel.
01:21:40.900 No, you're not. 1.00
01:21:41.300 Fuck both those niggas. 1.00
01:21:42.400 Nah, those guys are all right. 1.00
01:21:43.760 You don't mean that.
01:21:44.320 This one is probably the biggest conspiracy in the world.
01:21:47.700 It is the entryway for most conspiracy theorists.
01:21:50.460 A lot of people get stuck here. 0.99
01:21:52.040 Yeah, these things have some shit in common, right? 0.99
01:21:55.080 One, two, and three have a lot in common. 0.99
01:21:58.680 They're very materialistic. 0.96
01:22:00.360 Done by the Nazis. 0.85
01:22:02.080 Also the Nazis. 1.00
01:22:03.880 No, that one's done by Jews. 0.98
01:22:04.720 You know how you can tell that one's done by Jews? 1.00
01:22:07.540 Because it's on Earth. 1.00
01:22:09.320 Okay.
01:22:09.900 Is that how?
01:22:10.240 Yes.
01:22:10.820 Yes.
01:22:11.420 Yes. 1.00
01:22:12.280 We had a lady do a thing here one time on a weekend with like 60 people, 1.00
01:22:17.240 and it was all conspiracies. 0.98
01:22:18.600 I cannot remember this chick's name, man.
01:22:20.660 I need to look up the old pictures. 0.97
01:22:22.100 You're saying she sold more tickets than we did at Bohemian Grove? 0.99
01:22:24.840 Dude, she had it packed in here, and it was JFK, and I think it was Lizard People. 0.99
01:22:29.640 And it was, like, all the stuff, dude. 0.92
01:22:31.680 That's interesting.
01:22:32.660 You know what? 1.00
01:22:33.060 I need to track that chick down, dude. 0.99
01:22:34.980 Yeah. 0.99
01:22:35.480 Because she's local, and she was just like, yeah, can we use the space?
01:22:39.760 People were mad at me then, too.
01:22:41.000 They were like, this is a Christian play.
01:22:42.320 I was like, yeah, but it's kind of cool what she's talking about.
01:22:44.240 Yeah.
01:22:44.460 And if it's true. 0.99
01:22:45.100 You know what Christians care about? 0.93
01:22:46.420 Truth. 0.77
01:22:47.000 JFK.
01:22:48.600 not really yes i'm a christian i don't care about jfk i'm glad he died i'm not gonna lie
01:22:53.700 how are you gonna not care about jfk but you care about blockbirds i wasn't alive well it's 0.98
01:22:58.200 not so much caring it's about enjoying i don't enjoy it i don't give a fuck about this whoa 0.89
01:23:04.800 i don't care at all that you want to do it together back let's do it oh yeah absolutely 0.98
01:23:09.320 let's go ahead over the gangster gangster post ready fucking f get out of here that's it there 1.00
01:23:14.920 you go yeah fucking F I don't give a shit about JFK it's one of the most beat 1.00
01:23:19.800 to death conspiracies every year somebody comes out with a fucking book 1.00
01:23:23.500 about it with deeper more interesting revelations data that didn't exist 0.99
01:23:28.540 before and now it's fucking groundbreaking and every body I go
01:23:31.680 everybody that's looking into JFK is all sad yes that said said very serious 0.93
01:23:39.180 people very seriously they want to be in the realm of conspiracy but they don't
01:23:43.360 want to be considered crazies, so this is
01:23:45.340 a good place to be because it's very hard and
01:23:47.260 materialistic. Okay, you guys are missing.
01:23:49.060 Let's talk about Jackie Kennedy picking up her fucking husband's 1.00
01:23:51.520 watermelon head. He's going to do some contrarian shit. 1.00
01:23:55.100 Watermelon head? 1.00
01:23:56.840 What the fuck 0.99
01:23:57.580 is that? That's an A, and that's how they write 0.99
01:23:59.520 it in the Old English, dude, but I'm going to tell you right now. 0.94
01:24:01.600 I know you didn't do some Freemasonic shit on our 0.99
01:24:03.560 fucking board. Is that the all-seeing eye? 1.00
01:24:05.380 The reason this one
01:24:07.420 matters is because it's not just about JFK,
01:24:09.740 it's about Lincoln, too. They connect
01:24:11.680 And somehow you have to connect that there's a hundred years or more, no, a hundred years exactly separation.
01:24:19.160 And somehow, I think we're going to be talking about Owen Benjamin and two more topics.
01:24:23.820 Some entity, some entity had to make that happen with all of those coincidences.
01:24:28.680 So it's not even just about JFK.
01:24:30.260 It's about JFK and Lincoln.
01:24:32.020 How is that even possible?
01:24:32.880 Well, let me tell you something really quickly.
01:24:34.360 You have to articulate some of the coincidences you don't remember.
01:24:35.720 You've also got to understand. 0.99
01:24:37.460 I don't give a fuck about Lincoln either. 0.99
01:24:39.160 Oh, yeah. 1.00
01:24:39.560 Fuck that guy. 1.00
01:24:40.140 You don't care that somehow some entity outside the realm of time was able to orchestrate that with all those coincidences 100 years later? 1.00
01:24:45.620 Yeah, but that's what this whole board's about.
01:24:46.980 Am I supposed to care about the guy that freed black people?
01:24:49.640 Next subject.
01:24:50.860 Okay, it's a little money. 1.00
01:24:51.840 It's disrespectful that you even put that up there.
01:24:53.760 It's crazy.
01:24:54.560 I don't think you're invited back to the next one.
01:24:57.860 Oh.
01:24:58.560 Oh, man.
01:24:59.660 The dollar.
01:24:59.880 You know what?
01:25:00.220 That's for a...
01:25:00.660 Well, I mean, bigger.
01:25:01.880 Think bigger.
01:25:02.540 Federal Reserve, man.
01:25:03.580 Think bigger.
01:25:04.080 Fake money, dude.
01:25:05.100 They have a money machine, dude.
01:25:07.020 You think David is talking about...
01:25:09.600 World Bank, because they're basically like the Federal Reserve for the planet.
01:25:11.940 You think David's talking about monetary policy?
01:25:14.000 What would David write up there?
01:25:15.680 My bad.
01:25:16.240 What's the drawing of?
01:25:18.100 The Illuminati.
01:25:19.300 Yes.
01:25:20.160 Hey.
01:25:21.220 You interviewed that guy five times already.
01:25:23.620 Okay.
01:25:24.700 I like this one.
01:25:26.420 You like the Illuminati?
01:25:28.140 I like the Illuminati.
01:25:29.880 The reason that I like it.
01:25:30.860 That's a clip.
01:25:32.420 Is because it's classic conspiracy theory, right?
01:25:35.720 In the same way that the JFK assassination is.
01:25:38.080 but all the spirituality royal elite bloodlines chosen by lesser gods to rule over mankind 0.99
01:25:49.120 sacrificing babies and drinking blood like that is the shit that gets me hard wait so are they not 0.99
01:25:57.560 involved in all the other ones then like how are they not involved in 9-11 aliens flat earth they 1.00
01:26:03.860 They are.
01:26:04.860 Going to the moon.
01:26:05.860 They are. 0.57
01:26:06.860 Okay, so the Illuminati is actually the Nazis. 0.73
01:26:07.860 It is a nice overarching theme for all this stuff. 0.99
01:26:09.860 Jews. 0.55
01:26:10.860 Yeah, it gets convoluted, but then the Jews could also be Nazis, so who really knows?
01:26:14.860 Well, they're like any group.
01:26:17.860 Um, the Freemasons, the, uh...
01:26:20.860 Any secret group.
01:26:21.860 The OTO.
01:26:22.860 Well, they're not really a secret, they're on the dollar.
01:26:24.860 And none of them are really a secret.
01:26:25.860 Yeah, but they're like secret wisdom, like...
01:26:27.860 Your body is always giving you signals.
01:26:30.860 Whoop helps you understand them.
01:26:32.860 the wearable health and fitness coach that provides personalized insights into your sleep,
01:26:37.800 recovery, strain, and overall health to help you make better decisions every day. Whether you're
01:26:42.720 training, working, traveling, or just trying to feel your best, WHOOP shows you what helps your
01:26:47.960 performance and what might be holding you back. Listen to your body, build better habits, see
01:26:52.980 where WHOOP can take you. Try WHOOP free for 30 days at WHOOP.com. Eating well shouldn't be
01:26:59.200 complicated, but somehow it turns into recipes, prep, cleanup, and half your Sunday gone. Factor
01:27:05.720 solves all that. These are fresh, ready-to-eat meals designed by dieticians, delivered to your
01:27:11.140 door and ready in just minutes. No prep, no cleanup, no excuses. And it's not just about
01:27:16.720 convenience. You're getting real food, balanced nutrition, and zero artificial stuff. Meals that
01:27:22.220 help you stay on track for all of your goals without the grind of doing it all yourself.
01:27:27.180 Grilled chicken, roasted veggies, steak plates, pasta bowls.
01:27:30.620 They taste like something you'd get in a restaurant,
01:27:32.700 but they come out of your microwave in two minutes flat.
01:27:35.340 If time, cost, or effort have been holding you back from eating better,
01:27:38.260 Factor just took those off the table.
01:27:40.100 Right now, get up to $90 off and free shipping.
01:27:43.220 Hurry, this offer won't last long.
01:27:45.260 Go to factormeals.ca and use code POWER.
01:27:48.200 That's up to $90 off and free shipping,
01:27:51.380 but only with the code POWER at factormeals.ca.
01:27:55.020 Factor, Canada's number one meal delivery service.
01:27:58.160 This episode is brought to you by Spreaker,
01:28:00.140 the platform responsible for a rapidly spreading condition known as podcast brain.
01:28:04.840 Symptoms include buying microphones you don't need,
01:28:07.680 explaining RSS feeds to confused relatives,
01:28:10.140 and saying things like,
01:28:11.160 sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm editing audio.
01:28:14.220 If this sounds familiar, you're probably already a podcaster.
01:28:17.580 The good news is Spreaker makes the whole process simple.
01:28:20.900 You record your show, upload it once,
01:28:22.700 and Spreaker distributes it everywhere people listen.
01:28:25.340 Apple Podcasts, Spotify,
01:28:27.040 and about a dozen apps your cousin swears
01:28:29.300 are the next big thing.
01:28:30.920 Even better, Spreaker helps you monetize your show with ads,
01:28:33.820 meaning your podcast might someday pay for,
01:28:36.420 well, more microphones.
01:28:38.760 Start your show today at Spreaker.com.
01:28:41.420 Spreaker, because if you're going to talk to yourself
01:28:44.020 for an hour, you might as well publish it.
01:28:46.660 Secret knowledge. 0.98
01:28:47.740 Christianity is like, it's a Bible.
01:28:50.200 Everybody has access to it.
01:28:51.400 We are the kingdom of light.
01:28:52.700 Nothing to hide here.
01:28:53.600 Maybe they shouldn't.
01:28:54.420 You have it.
01:28:55.960 Whereas, like, both societies are like, no, no, we got secret wisdom.
01:28:59.340 They got secret wisdom.
01:29:01.180 They control the masses. 1.00
01:29:03.240 And I'm kind of empathetic to the controlling the masses because masses of people are retarded. 1.00
01:29:09.400 Yeah, more and more so I agree with them. 1.00
01:29:10.700 You've been on this weird kick lately, dude.
01:29:12.240 It's just, I get it.
01:29:12.820 Where, like, the masses of people, it's not like them to rise up, think for themselves, and, like, revolt, you know?
01:29:18.160 It's definitely not.
01:29:18.720 You've been on this vibe lately about, like, the masses.
01:29:21.200 Am I wrong, though?
01:29:22.320 No, no, I'm just saying that there's no wrong or right.
01:29:24.300 I'm just saying it's a vibe you've had to be.
01:29:25.320 Am I incorrect?
01:29:27.540 To be thinking about the masses so much?
01:29:30.540 I like this one.
01:29:31.700 Thinking about the masses.
01:29:33.260 I don't know what to rate this one.
01:29:35.000 I do like it.
01:29:36.380 You guys never talk about the Illuminati.
01:29:38.120 We never do.
01:29:38.740 Yeah, yeah, no, it's because a lot of it is antiquated and it's reductive.
01:29:42.620 Antiquated.
01:29:42.980 I'm going to give this one a D for donut because it reminds me of donut.
01:29:50.300 It does.
01:29:50.720 I don't know where to necessarily put it on the chart, but a D for Donut.
01:29:56.340 I was actually going to put it at an S tier.
01:30:00.160 Not that I really do a lot of looking into it these days, but it's got all the right elements.
01:30:08.180 And it's very classic.
01:30:09.760 Super classic.
01:30:11.800 If Dave is not, if he's one thing, he's a guy that appreciates classic.
01:30:15.460 Yeah.
01:30:16.060 I mean, when it comes, you know, this is, but I hate this.
01:30:18.840 It's just materialistic.
01:30:19.840 It's all jammed up.
01:30:20.420 this is spiritual. This has greater
01:30:22.500 implications. This has
01:30:24.280 Babylonian implications,
01:30:26.420 bloodlines. Great symbolism. What do you mean?
01:30:28.460 Because the Illuminati
01:30:30.020 descend from Babylonian royalty?
01:30:32.700 Is that the idea? Yeah, effectively.
01:30:34.520 So what you would imagine the
01:30:35.960 bloodlines that make up the Illuminati
01:30:38.260 stem from are
01:30:40.500 fallen angels. They are
01:30:42.360 Nephilim. And their whole thing is just, we're 0.72
01:30:44.480 going to let the humans live, but they
01:30:46.400 are not going to have any clue what's going on
01:30:48.360 planet earth we're gonna just control the whole narrative right and we're gonna do whatever we
01:30:52.520 want more or less i mean the illuminati stems from a group of effectively materialist in bavaria that
01:30:59.960 escaped bavaria because they were pursuing the hard sciences and mathematics trying to understand
01:31:05.880 the world and bavaria was locked in a really religious paradigm so they were experiencing
01:31:09.880 persecution and had to flee from bavaria that's kind of the what would you call it like the
01:31:15.800 the thousand foot overview, and it paints them in a really positive light. I'm sure to some degree
01:31:20.980 that was true at some point. These were just men of science who were in a religious prison, more or
01:31:27.600 less, in Bavaria at the time. And in order to pursue the things they wanted to, they had to
01:31:31.960 escape. But I think it probably got a little bit more grisly than that, right? Because when you're
01:31:35.580 talking about pursuing the sciences, especially within the context of a secret society, you're 0.99
01:31:39.060 talking about fucking alchemy and transmuting death and all kinds of crazy shit, necromancy, 0.99
01:31:45.080 you name it, and then 1.00
01:31:46.920 influential members of the
01:31:49.120 Illuminati end up branching off
01:31:51.000 and creating the Freemasons 0.99
01:31:52.640 not every Freemason is in a fucking 0.99
01:31:54.720 cult that is controlling the world 0.99
01:31:56.640 but some of the more influential ones
01:31:58.920 have ties to the Bavarian Illuminati
01:32:01.220 Alright David, hold on
01:32:02.160 I don't think any of that mattered
01:32:04.980 what you told him, and I'm interested to see
01:32:07.020 how he voted, because he was just nodding along
01:32:08.660 but I don't think he retained anything that you just
01:32:10.520 Did you like the words that I was saying?
01:32:12.820 You didn't like them? 0.99
01:32:13.520 Matt fucking won 1.00
01:32:16.460 I feel bad if I'm just saying shit 0.99
01:32:18.340 No, I mean, it's great to explain 0.99
01:32:20.400 to the audience, but
01:32:21.960 Matt doesn't, I'm watching Matt, you don't get it
01:32:24.600 Matt, go ahead and just
01:32:26.500 Can I vote for you?
01:32:28.340 I don't know what he's going to say
01:32:29.560 I don't know what he's going to vote for, but I know what he's going to say
01:32:32.180 He's going to go up there and say
01:32:33.300 I don't really know, and then he's going to write a letter
01:32:36.400 And then I'm going to say, this is on you guys
01:32:38.340 Because you guys haven't told me anything
01:32:39.320 It's like, do you like it? Is it sexy?
01:32:42.440 Is it a sexy conspiracy?
01:32:44.500 I mean, I think it's real.
01:32:46.320 Yeah, I think that's got to be.
01:32:47.600 I mean, I used to look into this stuff like a long time ago.
01:32:50.740 Jacob is real?
01:32:51.460 And then my final take on all this stuff was like, that all is real.
01:32:55.120 Yeah.
01:32:55.340 I'm not digging into it, though.
01:32:56.620 I know that it's real.
01:32:57.540 Remember when Tupac used to say,
01:32:58.840 Killuminati, want my mind, soul, and my body.
01:33:01.200 Secret society.
01:33:02.240 Yeah, and even Jay-Z used to talk about it.
01:33:04.200 I don't know if that was Tupac.
01:33:06.260 He was into that.
01:33:07.340 He'd even do, and he'd call himself Jehovah,
01:33:09.400 and he did the Illuminati sign, symbolism.
01:33:11.420 like yeah all that's definitely real i love that weird stuff on the dollar yeah yeah because they 0.95
01:33:16.760 just rub it in your face yeah this is bad like this this whole top 10 is lacking black stuff 0.87
01:33:21.580 well this is definitely black stuff because lizard people as well a little bit yeah uh 0.99
01:33:26.940 beyonce is a lizard woman um yes uh george bush hates black people and he did 9-11 i like that 0.99
01:33:34.200 nope nope nope there was no black astronauts black people are scared of birds probably because 1.00
01:33:41.200 Because they're robots. 0.99
01:33:42.620 No, definitely not.
01:33:43.480 There was never?
01:33:44.260 No, go ahead and vote. 1.00
01:33:44.900 Yeah, I noticed this is very sparse in the black influence. 0.98
01:33:48.340 Well, there will be a part two, maybe. 1.00
01:33:50.540 Black conspiracies? 1.00
01:33:52.180 That would be fun. 1.00
01:33:54.240 That would get us in trouble.
01:33:55.400 Oh, very nice.
01:33:56.780 An A.
01:33:57.160 An A.
01:33:57.820 Yeah.
01:33:58.040 That's good.
01:33:58.620 I like that.
01:33:58.660 I don't understand the voting metrics, sir.
01:34:01.500 I mean, that's one that is intriguing.
01:34:03.920 That's going to win now, man.
01:34:04.780 The Raven is kind of right about the whole kind of involved in everything, like running
01:34:09.740 everything.
01:34:10.240 Which, like, I don't attribute ultimate power to any of these organizations.
01:34:14.160 I'm just saying what the conspiracy is and how it supposedly impacts everything.
01:34:18.380 And top point up a good point with the music industry.
01:34:20.360 I think it's really cool that it's in there, too.
01:34:22.480 Or was that you?
01:34:23.040 If there's an unseen realm that's puppeteering everything down here and, like, they've got
01:34:28.100 their homies that are the closest ones to them on the earth, they would be the ones
01:34:31.380 kind of holding the secret.
01:34:32.420 Those guys.
01:34:33.340 This so-called secret wisdom and kind of running everything behind closed doors.
01:34:37.740 Like, somehow we live in a world where it's okay if they tax us for, like, over half our money
01:34:42.160 and we all just have to keep grinding and grinding.
01:34:44.140 They're like, oh, the inflation went up.
01:34:45.540 It's like, well, is it because of that money machine you guys keep using?
01:34:48.020 Like, oh, hey, no, no, man.
01:34:49.400 We got economists that say this, economists say that, and everybody's trapped.
01:34:52.780 There's got to be somebody that's top running.
01:34:53.620 I just want you to keep in mind that I got to go soon, and I'm going to cut that out.
01:34:58.620 No, I got to go, too.
01:34:59.140 Do you know, also, like, who drinks the babies?
01:35:02.260 No, not them.
01:35:03.000 Oh, well.
01:35:03.920 Also, some of these are in here.
01:35:07.460 No.
01:35:07.860 Uh-huh.
01:35:08.640 And, you know, I think who's using these guys as surveillance?
01:35:13.600 It's true.
01:35:14.580 I gave this a D solely because I like Donut, 1.00
01:35:17.180 and I want him to know that even though he's Jewish. 0.99
01:35:19.420 Well, yeah, he needs to know that.
01:35:20.800 He's a little worried sometimes.
01:35:21.900 Yeah.
01:35:22.160 So I would say this might be our highest ranking one.
01:35:25.480 It's crazy.
01:35:26.020 I don't even really like Illuminati.
01:35:26.580 I think this is good that we saved this for last.
01:35:29.460 Oh, what's that?
01:35:30.920 What is it?
01:35:31.280 What is it?
01:35:31.780 What do you think it is?
01:35:33.000 Matt, what is this?
01:35:33.980 It's Nephilim.
01:35:35.240 It's a Nephilim skull.
01:35:36.480 But what, and a bones, the bones.
01:35:38.860 The bones.
01:35:39.180 That's all they find now.
01:35:40.020 You can tell by the bones.
01:35:41.780 Well, the flesh, I mean, you know, we have remnants like that and that and the birds, I think.
01:35:48.620 What?
01:35:49.080 The birds might be.
01:35:50.680 It's hard to say.
01:35:52.340 Are we talking about the Smithsonian here?
01:35:53.960 We're talking about the East River?
01:35:55.080 We're talking about... 0.90
01:35:55.600 Well, it's just Nephilim in general, right?
01:35:57.280 It's a lot. 0.91
01:35:57.740 It's a lot.
01:35:58.860 I think this is going to be...
01:36:00.400 Specifically giants, not Nephilim.
01:36:01.680 Giants.
01:36:02.120 Well, giants as a type of Nephilim, which, by the way, I think the way that I feel these days about it is not all Nephilim are giants, but maybe the pre-flood Nephilim were giants.
01:36:15.180 Hmm.
01:36:16.280 Which I really don't know what I have to back that. 0.99
01:36:18.440 I just be saying shit. 0.99
01:36:19.340 I mean, it seems like there's giants still. 0.99
01:36:21.300 That's true.
01:36:22.140 I don't, I don't, I mean, I don't know.
01:36:25.020 You get the feeling they still are walking around on planet Earth,
01:36:27.280 but certainly not necessarily have to be pre-flood
01:36:31.160 if they find them on Catalina Island and stuff,
01:36:33.580 and they find them in the mountains.
01:36:35.460 Solomon Islands, Kandahar.
01:36:37.180 They're right here in Ocala.
01:36:38.620 That's right, yeah, in the cave systems here in Ocala.
01:36:40.940 No, they never found giants.
01:36:41.980 Yeah, there's an old ad.
01:36:44.400 In fact, the cave systems here in Ocala
01:36:46.340 used to have an inflatable giant outside of them to attract tourists.
01:36:49.460 There was a tribe of Indians that lived in Leesburg that were, like, tall, really tall.
01:36:55.300 That's documented.
01:36:57.080 You know, Leesburg is the watermelon capital of the world.
01:36:59.480 The watermelon capital of the world. 1.00
01:37:00.900 Filled with faggots. 1.00
01:37:03.240 And for that, let's keep with the theme of F. 1.00
01:37:07.940 The top's got to go.
01:37:08.760 This is an F.
01:37:09.900 F?
01:37:10.340 This is a big F.
01:37:11.460 You're literally named after it.
01:37:12.440 It's a big F, dude.
01:37:14.140 Yeah, I know. 0.99
01:37:14.580 I don't know who the fuck would name your show. 0.99
01:37:15.980 People are like, oh, Nephilim Desco? 0.99
01:37:16.920 I'm like, I don't remember the last time we talked about Nephilim.
01:37:18.640 We don't talk about the Nephilim.
01:37:19.620 You can't really. 0.98
01:37:20.360 We've done it fucking for the first 100 episodes. 0.99
01:37:21.940 People ask us, hey, you guys killed Nephilim? 0.99
01:37:23.700 Oh, I show him the skull.
01:37:25.000 I'm surprised we've had to endure that joke a lot recently.
01:37:27.560 Yeah.
01:37:28.320 I am going to go ahead and give it an A tier because of the connectivity and the implications.
01:37:37.880 Obviously, the Illuminati connections.
01:37:40.220 Obviously, the reptilian connections.
01:37:42.260 Obviously, the alien connections. 0.96
01:37:44.880 And those just so happen to be S, double S. 0.99
01:37:48.640 Let me ask you this, how the fuck does a guy like Timothy Albarino go from Nephilim expert 0.98
01:37:54.960 and then, yeah, and then now he's an alien expert. 0.97
01:37:57.760 Yeah, so it's one of these things that covers such a wide range of...
01:38:01.000 It does, yeah.
01:38:01.580 And it's just like, I'm kind of over it.
01:38:05.080 I'm kind of over what people...
01:38:06.200 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:38:06.700 I'm over the grift of it.
01:38:08.280 It's boring.
01:38:08.940 I've grifted off of it enough, I'm closing the door behind me.
01:38:11.420 But I'm grateful for the information.
01:38:13.060 For example, the Nephilim and Great Deal were what made me realize that the Bible was the way to go.
01:38:19.760 Because it explained, so I used to say things like, how do you know which one is real as far as all the religions go? 0.77
01:38:26.320 Israel.
01:38:27.520 Ege?
01:38:28.300 Yeah. 0.99
01:38:29.060 And the Nephilim helped bridge the gap between Christianity and the pantheons and the conspiracies, 0.87
01:38:37.060 but specifically the pantheons of other gods of other religions.
01:38:40.140 so it basically said they are real those other pantheons are real the greek pantheon the vedic
01:38:47.880 pantheon uh they are fallen angels and also nephilim matt you gotta vote we have to figure
01:38:57.540 this out okay matt gave it an a wow yeah same thing dude it's biblical you can trace it i don't
01:39:04.700 think anybody's done the best deep dive on nephilim through the bible yet like i said when i first met
01:39:09.140 top deuteronomy 2 where it talks about that god drove drove out uh giants before the descendants
01:39:16.460 of esau and the descendants of lot you never hear that talked about right yeah you're you're always
01:39:22.140 understanding that israel like one of the main roles of israel was to come out of egypt and 0.97
01:39:26.120 wipe out the nephilim wipe out the these giants these raphaim these gibberim if you will like
01:39:33.000 all these different tribes so-called yeah and so god that was like a main purpose that god used 1.00
01:39:39.240 israel for but looks like he did that with other people groups too yeah and deuteronomy too so it's
01:39:43.860 like i'd never hear anybody unpack that like the stories and then he saw what's cool is it goes
01:39:49.060 like these things are still on the board in fact their bloodlines are here in the illuminati
01:39:55.660 running things right and they're here in these underground creatures supposedly and cryptids
01:40:01.940 but they're also here in the alien deception that is effectively these things masked as something
01:40:08.960 else. And then if they're in the Illuminati, let's just use that as a placeholder. There are
01:40:14.160 other groups. We know that, but let's just say Illuminati for a blanket terminology.
01:40:17.680 Well, what is the Illuminati guilty of? Controlling the world, right?
01:40:21.340 Right.
01:40:21.900 So they're doing events like 9-11, like JFK. They're spying on us with the robot birds. 0.58
01:40:27.860 They're faking things like going to the moon to hide the fact.
01:40:30.660 technology to go to the moon that nephilim gave it to us yeah fallen angels or whatever and also 0.92
01:40:36.360 yeah they're spraying the skies to make us retarded so in that way actually you know what 0.87
01:40:41.560 i i gotta i'm gonna yeah the nephilim get a double s for me wow i just i just i just they touch 0.83
01:40:49.760 everything they touch everything it really is the player on the board when it comes to all the big
01:40:55.540 baddies wow yeah right because the nephilim are hybrids well what are the reptilians well 0.67
01:41:01.900 and some sort of hybrids saying as it was in the days of noah so we'll be at the coming of the son
01:41:06.320 of man that's interesting you know peter talks about the uh angels that that uh sin and jude
01:41:12.440 talks about the angels that left their first estate and uh cover the mic's kind of all through
01:41:17.400 everything all right guys the results are in yeah um did you take a picture and you're gonna have
01:41:25.260 it through the average yeah let's go from worst uh are at number five with a d plus we have uh jfk 0.98
01:41:32.960 yeah that's obvious this fucking sucks yeah what yeah it's not great it's not great i don't know 0.99
01:41:38.400 why you gave it an f lincoln dude free masonic well he freed the blacks at number four well 0.99
01:41:43.480 you know fourth place here at the very lowest is uh with a c is birds the birds are not real
01:41:49.360 The birds ranked higher than JFK, and I agree with that.
01:41:52.980 Yes.
01:41:53.460 Yeah.
01:41:53.760 What?
01:41:54.680 Then we have ranking at a B-.
01:41:58.140 This is, wait, fifth place?
01:42:00.140 Yeah.
01:42:00.640 Fifth place?
01:42:01.340 No, no, no.
01:42:01.680 Let's say that's 10th place.
01:42:02.740 Do 10.
01:42:03.480 We'll go up the list.
01:42:05.180 So that's 10.
01:42:05.700 In 10th place, we have JFK.
01:42:07.420 Good.
01:42:08.420 Good.
01:42:08.840 10.
01:42:09.940 Birds are 9.
01:42:10.980 Okay, 9.
01:42:12.780 Okay.
01:42:13.720 Planes and chemtrails came in at 8.
01:42:16.000 I agree with that. 0.99
01:42:17.260 That's the number one bullshit right there. 1.00
01:42:19.360 I know. 1.00
01:42:19.780 I agree with that wholeheartedly.
01:42:20.980 You hated JFK more. 1.00
01:42:22.360 My least favorite shit is off the fucking map. 1.00
01:42:24.680 You hated JFK more. 1.00
01:42:26.060 The Nephilim came in at seven, and I'm glad. 1.00
01:42:29.280 Oh, because you did a fucking stupid F. 1.00
01:42:31.180 I'm glad that I threw that off. 1.00
01:42:33.360 That's crazy.
01:42:33.860 Good.
01:42:34.460 Yeah, no, good.
01:42:35.420 All right, whatever.
01:42:37.180 Demons or Aliens is coming in at six. 1.00
01:42:39.940 What in the fuck, man? 1.00
01:42:41.380 This is crazy. 1.00
01:42:44.180 It's actually tied with six and five. 0.93
01:42:46.920 five aliens
01:42:48.500 are in a tie
01:42:49.460 so
01:42:49.760 wait
01:42:50.780 right there
01:42:51.900 I'm sorry 1.00
01:42:52.240 our lizard people 1.00
01:42:53.560 sorry
01:42:53.840 lizard people
01:42:54.440 is
01:42:54.660 so number five
01:42:56.140 wait up
01:42:57.440 yes
01:42:58.280 that's number five
01:42:59.800 lizard people
01:43:00.380 came in at number five
01:43:01.540 jeez man
01:43:02.480 what
01:43:02.800 the moon landing
01:43:04.020 came in at four
01:43:05.000 good 0.98
01:43:05.500 fuck the moon landing 1.00
01:43:06.400 I don't know how that's 1.00
01:43:07.340 I don't know how that got so high
01:43:09.100 I think it's because of Matt 1.00
01:43:09.860 because this fucking dude did an SS 0.99
01:43:10.780 who gave it a B 0.99
01:43:12.240 it's pretty up there
01:43:14.500 it's pretty up there
01:43:15.700 yeah it's pretty up there
01:43:16.160 okay
01:43:16.440 Okay, uh, Flat Earth is number three.
01:43:20.600 What?
01:43:20.880 Wait.
01:43:21.640 Wait.
01:43:22.260 Flat Earth came in at number three.
01:43:24.060 Okay.
01:43:25.200 With a, you know, an average of a B.
01:43:28.020 Drum roll.
01:43:29.000 We got two left.
01:43:30.140 It's between 9-11.
01:43:31.260 Yeah, but I think you jumped to the first one for the drum roll.
01:43:33.340 And Illuminati.
01:43:36.400 Illuminati's number two?
01:43:37.560 No, we don't know.
01:43:38.100 We're going to find out.
01:43:38.720 Because he's going to say Illuminati's number two.
01:43:40.300 Coming in at number two. 1.00
01:43:43.040 Damn. 1.00
01:43:43.760 9-11. 1.00
01:43:44.740 Good! 0.98
01:43:45.420 Fucking good! 1.00
01:43:46.200 We need some, like, party poppers here. 0.98
01:43:48.020 Yeah, no, good.
01:43:48.860 Number two is 9-11.
01:43:50.200 We could do a music or like a yeah sound effect.
01:43:52.360 And number one, our greatest conspiracy is the Illuminati.
01:43:56.240 Honestly, as far as classic conspiracies go, I think it is deserving. 0.99
01:44:00.880 I'm a little bit mad at fucking this mess and that mess and this mess. 0.97
01:44:04.760 Yeah, me and you were pretty consistent. 0.98
01:44:06.200 Top was just kind of...
01:44:07.220 I weighed these down heavily.
01:44:09.260 But I mean, chemtrails, look at where you put my sweet baby boy, chemtrail. 0.99
01:44:13.980 Right next to fucking fake birds. 0.99
01:44:15.460 Also, this I agree with very much. 0.99
01:44:18.340 What I realize here is that we don't like the same conspiracies.
01:44:21.640 No, that's true.
01:44:22.520 You're very materialistic.
01:44:23.640 I'm very spiritual.
01:44:24.420 I understand that.
01:44:25.840 But we need those things.
01:44:27.220 It's a good dynamic.
01:44:28.900 Makes a good show.
01:44:29.660 That's right. 0.99
01:44:30.960 But man, I mean, what the fuck is this? 0.99
01:44:35.200 It's because of the daddy pain. 0.99
01:44:37.120 Yeah.
01:44:37.420 Yeah.
01:44:38.060 It's a lot of trauma bagged up in that one. 0.93
01:44:40.020 All right, well, if you guys fucking disagree, what camera do I look in? 0.99
01:44:42.760 And if you guys disagree, bitch about it in the comments. 1.00
01:44:45.200 Let us know what you rank shit. 1.00
01:44:47.120 That was good. 1.00
01:44:47.960 All right.
01:44:48.420 That was fun. 1.00
01:44:49.000 Fuck, man. 1.00
01:44:50.420 Let's get out of here, dude. 1.00
01:44:51.780 Nom, nom, nom.
01:44:52.520 Take Jack this pizza, man.
01:44:54.020 Oh, my God.
01:44:55.740 Your body is always giving you signals.
01:44:58.580 Whoop helps you understand them.
01:45:00.180 Whoop is the wearable health and fitness coach that provides personalized insights into your sleep, recovery, strain, and overall health to help you make better decisions every day.
01:45:10.140 Whether you're training, working, traveling, or just trying to feel your best,
01:45:14.440 WHOOP shows you what helps your performance and what might be holding you back.
01:45:18.360 Listen to your body, build better habits, see where WHOOP can take you.
01:45:22.580 Try WHOOP free for 30 days at WHOOP.com.