Nephilim Death Squad - November 02, 2026


Tree Demon, a Blue Man on a 7-Headed Dragon & a Haunted Farmhouse ｜ NDS Chronicles

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Length

49 minutes

Words per minute

189.02

Word count

9,395

Sentence count

415

Harmful content

Misogyny

50

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Toxicity

196

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Hate speech

131

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Transcript

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00:00:59.260 Tell me what you witnessed in the dark
00:01:09.720 Every shadow, every spore
00:01:13.420 The unexplained still walks these halls
00:01:17.840 In the chronicles
00:01:29.260 we made it ladies and gentlemen right on time welcome back to another episode of nds chronicles
00:01:44.920 the show where we read your paranormal testimonies and we make fun of you and maybe we gleam
00:01:50.700 something interesting and little nuggets of wisdom and such but mostly we make fun of you
00:01:55.680 if you want to submit anything it's chroniclesnds at gmail.com i am david lee corvo aka the raven
00:02:02.320 desktop lobster the father of disinformation it's got to cut to you there it is nope there
00:02:06.920 you there you go what's up good job producers um before we get into this story the time the story
00:02:14.280 time we're not 30 minutes late are we we're very late we're super late uh but the people that are
00:02:19.400 going to get this in the future have no idea if you want to be one of the people that waits
00:02:23.420 a long time for us to go live uh you can be all you're gonna do is go to patreon.com forward slash
00:02:29.040 nephilim death squad sign up there and gain early access to episodes add free listening experiences
00:02:35.480 that's nancy get her off the screen we don't want to see that also of course you get to watch in the
00:02:40.060 live chat and engage in the live chat which you guys can't see i'm gesturing to it but that doesn't
00:02:44.580 mean anything to you uh it means a lot to me to have you guys here you could be one of those people
00:02:48.880 But you could also enjoy an unlisted version of the episode after in case you missed the live stream.
00:02:56.220 You just click on that unlisted YouTube link and you can watch it.
00:02:59.100 And also, if you're a YouTube member enjoyer, well, then you, too, get perks like early access to that episode and ad-free listening experiences as well as discount codes off of merchandise.
00:03:11.980 Custom emojis, things like that.
00:03:13.840 Oh, that actually is pretty cool.
00:03:15.000 Yeah, you get custom emojis that may or may not have been generated by a robot.
00:03:18.640 I don't know if that's true.
00:03:20.000 Allegedly.
00:03:21.240 You can get discount codes off merchandise from TopLobstead.com.
00:03:25.380 Oh, I'm supposed to do.
00:03:27.360 Was that?
00:03:28.500 Oh, it was appropriate.
00:03:29.760 Yeah, I think that actually was good.
00:03:30.960 You can obey and submit and comply.
00:03:33.100 You could also wear it on your body so that people know that that's what you're all about.
00:03:36.620 And you can get all sorts of other stuff there, including when we do Bohemian Grove 5.
00:03:42.860 Yeah.
00:03:43.100 You're going to get early access to the tickets before anybody else, those Patreon members,
00:03:47.160 those sweet sweet youtube members are going to get those first dibs and those are going to be
00:03:50.720 coming sooner than later because we're kind of looking at uh hey look at you want to look like
00:03:55.140 a bird you want to look like a bird that shirt if you want oh uh tomorrow there's a big drop
00:04:00.020 coming for the neffy co uh universe let's go all these t-shirts are going to be dropping so go ahead
00:04:05.500 go over there i've been playing it on the i've been playing the neffy you like it yeah it's a
00:04:09.960 fantastic game i've been playing it on the app uh and i'm sure people are gonna be very excited
00:04:13.800 should we do something like if you can prove you get a high score on all the things we'll give you 0.73
00:04:18.400 fucking absolutely nothing but we might say your name on the show there's going to be incentives 0.85
00:04:22.060 to not just like play the game but listen to the show like if you listen to the show five days in 0.98
00:04:26.520 a row or something like that you can unlock a new character what about like uh the trivia because we
00:04:30.740 do also have trivia on the app which is you yeah if you get high scores in trivia shame on you
00:04:35.740 honestly no no shame on us because we've been playing the trivia of our own show
00:04:40.540 and we can't score very high at all it's actually super hard but it's really fun uh so maybe there'll
00:04:45.400 be some perks for you people who who retain information better than we do um also guys
00:04:49.500 don't forget we're going to be in dallas texas november 7th through the 8th at truther con it's
00:04:54.860 a skiba news nation event and jeremiah skiba is going to be hosting it and there's going to be
00:05:00.540 all kinds of fun people all kinds of people but it doesn't matter who else is going to be there
00:05:04.920 we're going to be there and that's really what matters yeah we'll be there we're way down the
00:05:09.620 list over here but we'll be there you know what's crazy uh way down the list we've sold more tickets
00:05:13.160 than anybody stop it yeah i'm gonna go ahead and say it no you're not i actually know that you can't 0.99
00:05:16.920 be like that i know that for a fact so fuck all these other niggas we sold more than them the 0.96
00:05:24.080 language david oh am i not supposed to do that in the first like 15 minutes well it's not necessarily 0.99
00:05:28.500 the first 15 minutes but we have a large growing audience oh that's true okay jay grant's gonna be
00:05:33.740 there hey it's gonna be a lot of fun it's gonna be so much fun go get your tickets use promo code
00:05:38.880 nd squad get 10 off that's right yeah what are we doing today we're gonna read some stories um
00:05:46.720 we're gonna make fun of some people in maybe what is likely some of their lowest moments
00:05:53.140 okay in their life i'm with it and maybe maybe we'll read between the lines we'll find some
00:05:59.940 patterns we'll give some advice we'll say something profound unlikely but we will make
00:06:06.360 fun of them i feel like the last episode we did the last time we did this it was a good one it
00:06:10.200 was fun there was a insight it was well done this one doesn't feel that way so far i don't remember
00:06:17.980 any of them to be perfectly honest i don't remember any of them i just know i feel i know
00:06:22.800 the gist of it was good how many of these have we done a lot nancy how many have we done nancy
00:06:26.860 tell us now a lot a lot thank you very much i thought that was actually uh timely which one
00:06:33.740 do you want to start with uh whichever one that our assistants told us to start with i actually
00:06:38.300 have to read the messages uh matt's farmhouse story is the one that we're gonna read um i 0.54
00:06:45.740 don't fucking don't know which one that is uh they didn't name them so i'm gonna go here nope that's 0.74
00:06:51.940 uh that's richard that might be this one it's funny david gets real stressed out he's like we 0.95
00:06:58.200 have to start the show and i go well we have to prepare and then we can start the show and he goes
00:07:02.140 absolutely not we won't prepare and then he's scrambling go ahead camera one all right here we
00:07:06.840 go i feel like we read this before that would be it wouldn't be the first time uh that we've done
00:07:15.320 this on the show chronicles is not chronicled i feel uh as though our assistants need to do a
00:07:21.660 better job figuring out what we've already read and not giving it back to us i'm thinking uh
00:07:27.980 pay deduction is in order a pay deduction yeah maybe a docking of pay thinking a good smack
00:07:33.600 a good smack yeah but i mean uh it's we've had several warnings about this sort of thing
00:07:39.880 well let's go on we'll see if we've read this already when is what what are they asking when
00:07:44.880 is it brenna truth or con she wants oh god it's november 7th through 8th brenna saturday and
00:07:51.940 sunday uh yeah come and hang out like i said for whatever for whatever reason you go and look at
00:07:57.560 the list of people there's a lot of people on that thing we we more people are coming to see us than
00:08:01.700 anybody else on the so that's cool be another one brenna it would be awesome to see um okay so here
00:08:09.020 we go i'm gonna read this and and stop me if this sounds familiar top what are we reading hello top
00:08:13.600 raven and matt with what's the name of this it's uh south jersey haunted farmhouse man that sounds 0.94
00:08:20.240 fucking familiar huh okay got it it involves children oh shit how many stars did it get
00:08:26.540 It doesn't, we're not even doing the, the assistants aren't doing the ranking. 1.00
00:08:30.080 Nancy, the fuck are you doing out there? 0.99
00:08:32.100 Well, Nancy is, she's got one job. 1.00
00:08:33.440 It's boil water. 0.99
00:08:34.380 And I got to say, honestly, stellar job.
00:08:37.100 Never misses.
00:08:38.360 Every episode, the water is boiled.
00:08:40.320 Makes me nervous.
00:08:41.580 Just saying. 1.00
00:08:43.860 The fuck was that? 1.00
00:08:45.380 I don't know. 1.00
00:08:46.260 The fuck was that noise? 0.99
00:08:46.900 Hello, Top Raven and Matt with what appears to be seven Ts. 0.99
00:08:50.580 Big fan of that.
00:08:51.780 My name is Matt with only two Ts.
00:08:54.360 That sounds very familiar.
00:08:56.440 And I've lived in South Jersey my entire life.
00:08:58.580 I used to live in South Jersey.
00:08:59.920 I used to live in Freehold.
00:09:02.040 I wonder where you live.
00:09:03.280 When I was younger, my family moved into a haunted farmhouse in Haddon Township.
00:09:09.660 I'm not actually familiar with Haddon.
00:09:11.320 Sounds like a place by Cherry Hill.
00:09:13.000 I hate Jersey.
00:09:13.900 I hate the way you guys have townships.
00:09:16.640 And I'm from Elizabeth.
00:09:18.140 Elizabeth is a girl's name.
00:09:21.280 I'm from Coney Island.
00:09:23.600 You're from Sheepshead Bay.
00:09:24.140 I'm from Bensonhurst. 0.98
00:09:25.560 sheep's head bay that's a dumb name it's a name it's a name of a place like a sheep's head right 0.87
00:09:30.740 i don't know why they named it that i think probably if you looked at it from an aerial 0.97
00:09:33.800 view it was like a sheep's head which is a reasonable name that's a horse uh you made a
00:09:39.860 screenshot from the last chronicles because we didn't finish the story you're right panda i'm
00:09:44.260 sure i did a screenshot do you have any idea what my phone looks like you want me to go back and
00:09:51.520 It honestly might be on my desktop right here.
00:09:54.360 Oh, David did that.
00:09:55.260 Okay.
00:09:56.340 Oh, yeah, I did.
00:09:58.340 I found it.
00:09:59.300 Wait, we stopped?
00:10:00.520 Oh, you were reading with Matt.
00:10:02.260 Yeah, yeah.
00:10:02.620 So I do have one here, Chronicles 10, 14, 26.
00:10:06.620 So we'll have to get back to that one.
00:10:07.960 We'll read this first.
00:10:10.040 Thank you, Panda, for actually reminding me of the thing that I set to remind myself.
00:10:15.980 That's technically Nancy's job, Panda.
00:10:18.540 That's true.
00:10:19.480 Or any of the other assistants. 0.92
00:10:21.220 We have a team of 30.
00:10:23.440 35.
00:10:24.960 You should get to know their names.
00:10:28.020 My sister and I hadn't seen the house before.
00:10:31.200 We moved there, but we instantly liked it.
00:10:34.080 It was an old, huge house compared to our previous house.
00:10:39.740 I actually ad-libbed my way through that.
00:10:41.520 That's not what it said, but it is what it said.
00:10:43.840 There was a carriage house out back that had horseshoes and blacksmith tools.
00:10:48.560 Okay.
00:10:48.780 There's a lot of horse and farmland in South Jersey.
00:10:53.480 There was a functioning well in the yard that I was always afraid to fall into.
00:10:58.400 That's a rational fear.
00:10:59.580 I guess so.
00:11:01.120 The first supernatural experiences were kind of plain.
00:11:04.720 Seeing shadows, fleeing, feeling someone was watching me, hearing whispers, loud footsteps, and laughter.
00:11:12.140 That all changed a few months in.
00:11:15.240 The first change was when I was doing chores.
00:11:18.780 I had to vacuum the floors.
00:11:20.760 There were 13 steps going from the main floor to the second floor with the bedrooms. 0.98
00:11:25.680 It's a fucking odd thing to remember. 0.97
00:11:27.880 Or are they saying that because it's a spooky 13? 0.99
00:11:31.740 Yeah.
00:11:32.200 Unlucky 13.
00:11:33.420 They clearly counted them for whatever reason. 0.93
00:11:35.440 We're dealing with a schizophrenic person.
00:11:37.640 Autistic. 0.97
00:11:38.380 I always count steps.
00:11:40.460 We're dealing with a schizophrenic person.
00:11:42.500 Autistic.
00:11:43.500 Autistic.
00:11:44.300 I would get to about the seventh step and the vacuum would die.
00:11:47.940 and that just is about how far the cord could reach i would imagine before it got pulled out
00:11:52.280 of the wall uh so after inspecting the vacuum i found that it had come unplugged from the wall
00:11:59.080 spooky okay you know they're they're that's really to me sounds like a predictable length
00:12:06.100 you called it though i did call it because this happens to me i know which outlets i need to
00:12:10.960 unplug to you know vacuum the rest of the house it almost seems unfair when that happens when i
00:12:15.900 reach the end of it i go who designed this house who designed this house uh why isn't this cord
00:12:21.920 longer lots of questions so the vacuum would die after inspecting it i found it had come unplugged
00:12:27.240 and i think this is a mystery when in reality i just can't do the simple math of figuring out
00:12:31.700 that that's how long my cord is this happened consistently every time anyone tried vacuuming
00:12:37.100 the stairs wait a second bro what this is the haunted uh uh cord these are these are logistical
00:12:51.240 issues user error the haunted 15 foot cord uh oh my god bro this happened consistently every time
00:13:01.300 anyone tried vacuuming the stairs eventually the dying of the vacuum was accompanied by the sound
00:13:06.480 of children's laughter there were ghosts wasn't they just thought you were laughing at you 1.00
00:13:11.740 it was yours like your sister can you believe he did this shit again again no matter how many times 0.99
00:13:17.800 i tell him you're gonna lose it's gonna unplug from the wall probably around the seventh step 0.99
00:13:22.000 that's gonna happen my mother's friend came over to visit one night and she came in angry at my
00:13:29.500 younger sister she said that she was waving at her from the window of her bedroom above the front 0.99
00:13:35.820 porch but my sister didn't wave back could just be that your sister's a bitch yeah you get angry 0.99
00:13:41.380 about that that's a weird thing to get angry about it's fine it's a little kid my mom informed her 0.99
00:13:45.740 that my sister in fact was not home and i was in my own room playing with nintendo gamecube
00:13:53.400 based got that for christmas great it's a great system they should really you know nintendo did
00:14:00.320 a thing where they made that tiny disc right yeah and i thought that was going places yeah
00:14:05.000 And they were the only ones that ever did a tiny disc.
00:14:07.240 I like how everyone else was go.
00:14:09.500 PlayStation and Xbox were like, I see your tiny disc. 1.00
00:14:12.400 Fuck you. 1.00
00:14:13.080 Yeah. 1.00
00:14:13.420 We're not going that way.
00:14:14.860 We're remaining large.
00:14:16.200 We're going to remain large.
00:14:17.380 And now there's no disc.
00:14:18.720 Yeah.
00:14:19.660 But they still have it.
00:14:20.820 Actually, I don't have a disc port on my PlayStation.
00:14:23.260 Really?
00:14:23.700 Yeah.
00:14:24.060 That's disrespectful.
00:14:25.060 It is a little bit.
00:14:26.180 What I don't like about that is they go, oh, you were going to let your friends borrow
00:14:29.100 your games.
00:14:31.660 You're going to pay twice.
00:14:32.580 your poor friends are going to borrow your games disgusting i don't think so oh yeah the psp did 0.98
00:14:37.880 have tiny discs but that was a handheld lauren and don't correct us yeah yeah yeah yeah shut up 0.97
00:14:42.280 how does she know how would you know anyway by the way uh i have to i tried to send somebody money
00:14:48.140 what do you mean i tried to donate to somebody in the united REIT funds in our uh which is what
00:14:55.460 it's called oh god and i just sent a random stranger money and then it you know hey thank
00:15:03.020 Now they didn't even say thank you. 0.97
00:15:04.100 Thanks, retard. 1.00
00:15:04.820 They didn't even say anything. 1.00
00:15:05.840 They just accepted the money.
00:15:07.240 And then so I reached out to that person.
00:15:09.520 I said, hey, did you ever get the money that I just wanted to verify because you seemed awfully ungrateful.
00:15:15.180 Yeah.
00:15:15.540 Every time I send you money, I go, I hope that's the same guy.
00:15:20.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:20.880 So sometimes it's actually I had you link to I had a David Corbo link to Facebook for a year and a half as admin.
00:15:27.960 Remember that?
00:15:28.640 It's not me.
00:15:29.480 No, it wasn't you.
00:15:30.240 It was never you.
00:15:30.740 and but that guy was he was chill he never took advantage he was just probably like yeah he never
00:15:37.040 made any changes he's like i guess i'm admin here now i don't know what to do with this
00:15:39.900 responsibility yeah but it didn't look like shit anyway because there was like 15 people on it now 0.52
00:15:44.040 we're kind of paying attention now he doesn't have access anymore turns out i was like that's
00:15:47.060 not david i also got a cool modular bunk bed set that christmas uh okay i kept the top bunk and
00:15:55.020 the bottom bunk became kind of like my man cave for a child all right i hung a blanket over the
00:16:00.920 entrance to where the bottom bunk would normally be and i spent many a night in there i had my cd 0.98
00:16:08.100 player my game cube and my zoo books in their zoo this kid he had a lot of the same shit that i had 0.79
00:16:14.180 yeah i had the zoo books is he talking about like a big binder of books let's see if we can bring
00:16:19.360 can you bring an image of of zoo books well you know that's kind of nancy's job i think they're
00:16:22.680 yellow i remember zoo books uh zoo books uh no i'm looking for nancy's job oh yeah i def oh yeah
00:16:31.940 dude i definitely remember these look right here i just googled nancy's job yeah it said zoo books
00:16:37.040 that yep now i'm google my job she's not doing anything she's uh well like i said the water is
00:16:44.120 getting getting boiled oh yeah i've seen these zoo books i like these you would buy them uh
00:16:50.980 like at uh the the sales that they had at school and shit yeah i'll put them on the screen so that 0.79
00:16:56.040 uh yeah yeah great books we're talking about i had a thicker binder with like a thick more animal 0.74
00:17:01.440 facts and shit but it was very much like zoo books you can look through it no guys you guys
00:17:05.220 fucking remember these zoo books remember that yeah yeah those are good man look at the aesthetic 0.99
00:17:11.040 of that wow i want that like that shit check that out it's fucking great books man this guy had a 0.99
00:17:18.920 great childhood we can probably crush if we like copy that same aesthetic and pattern and 0.99
00:17:23.040 made it into something else yeah there's a there's a certain style that was popular with girls and
00:17:28.980 their school notebooks um they were very colorful and they had like pandas and uh dolphins jumping
00:17:37.760 out of the water and the water would be purple remember that would be and and um that was all
00:17:42.600 designed by like one lady makes you want to write in it right well uh lisa frank there you go panda
00:17:48.740 panda knows what's up panda oh yeah lisa frank yeah yeah yeah this is here let's do a little 1.00
00:17:53.700 nostalgic for the bitches i mean the women uh the females females my nigga uh lisa frank did they 1.00
00:17:59.960 have like uh she looks like the type of bitch as well um yeah they had stickers for sure here i'm 1.00
00:18:05.820 gonna put her up too because she looks like the type of bitch that made all the kind of the silly 1.00
00:18:10.300 drawings but that's what she looked like and this is the type of shit yeah oh yeah come on does your 1.00
00:18:15.900 daughter have stuff like this yeah yeah yeah oh yeah look at that this in particular like this 0.99
00:18:20.780 dolphins here it's just a stroke you're having a stroke oh yeah it's an acid trip yeah that's 1.00
00:18:25.240 well that's the thing about her is all of this was designed after girl shit is so obnoxious huh 1.00
00:18:31.680 yeah girls kind of look at these dumb fucking you know what i hate about girls the most 1.00
00:18:36.640 what's that they walk around like they're all fresh and like not stinky yeah they're 1.00
00:18:41.520 girls are girls are super stinky i went into the woman's bathroom the other day at public 1.00
00:18:45.440 period, blood and shit everywhere. 1.00
00:18:47.520 Somebody pissed on the floor. 1.00
00:18:48.880 Yeah, that's what women do. 1.00
00:18:49.720 How the fuck do you piss on the floor 1.00
00:18:50.580 when your pussy's right... 1.00
00:18:53.220 Your pussy's in the toilet. 1.00
00:18:54.720 Your pussy's in the toilet. 1.00
00:18:55.820 Hey, bitch, your pussy's in the toilet. 1.00
00:18:56.860 I was like, damn, man. 1.00
00:18:57.800 How do you miss? 1.00
00:18:58.380 You know why?
00:18:58.780 Because they all think
00:18:59.740 that they're too good 1.00
00:19:01.180 to put their asses on toilet seats, 1.00
00:19:02.840 so they hover. 1.00
00:19:03.660 Oh, they hover.
00:19:04.340 They all hover, 1.00
00:19:05.160 but they forget where their pussy's at. 1.00
00:19:07.120 It already stank. 1.00
00:19:07.980 You might as well sit on that seat. 1.00
00:19:09.480 Go on, girl. 1.00
00:19:09.920 What is he doing? 1.00
00:19:11.380 Stinky women. 1.00
00:19:12.160 All right. 1.00
00:19:12.500 Anywho, let's get back to the spooky music.
00:19:15.120 Oh.
00:19:15.440 wrong thing i got a cool modular bank i had some zoo books smoke some crack i would go there
00:19:22.060 and hide whenever i felt like it's a great place to smoke crack uh crack billowing out of the
00:19:29.360 blankets just as you in your zoo books you manically scroll through your zoo book dude
00:19:34.500 honestly i i've been out of the game she was not even plugged in but it's just still playing that 0.93
00:19:39.820 shit uh okay all right so um i would go in there at night if things got spooky i had my uh oh i was
00:19:46.880 about to read it again i went in there whenever things are spooky uh but most mornings i would 0.97
00:19:50.460 wake up on the top bunk about eight feet off the ground okay he's saying the top bunk is that high
00:19:55.180 and see a man's face staring at me kind of look like an old farmer with a pipe and a straw hat
00:20:03.620 i would pull the covers over my head and beg him to leave man i it reminds me of barbara stories
00:20:09.520 um lady who raised me she would pull her covers over headwind hat man how's that going uh
00:20:15.760 i mean i wish it was longer but i don't want to force that's what she said 0.91
00:20:20.140 but i don't want to force shit that's not there you know uh so yeah yeah it's like i think we're
00:20:30.620 up to chapter 13 and it's probably gonna ship up to be like i don't know 120 to 150 pages long
00:20:38.020 something like that so like a pamphlet i don't call it a pamphlet really but the pamphlet of
00:20:42.820 your life just like that my life constitutes nothing more than a pamphlet yeah i mean you
00:20:48.660 know you know what maybe we could pass it to uh to daddy and he could lengthen it oh he can write
00:20:52.760 the forward give it some more girth i want to say hey can you write the forward for my book i don't
00:20:57.120 want uh he said what do you want me to write about it doesn't matter because nobody's going
00:21:00.460 to understand it at all i just want you to pontificate prolifically prolifically for the 0.84
00:21:07.100 whole fucking thing mayhaps perhaps may yeah just nothing perhaps perhaps perhaps perhaps they have 0.94
00:21:13.140 they them have i should do that i should hey make it as insulting as you'd like um 1.00
00:21:19.700 i actually do not like this young man it's actually quite the piece of shit 0.98
00:21:25.180 perhaps uh it would be better if he were gone so uh in the basement of this house was a small 1.00
00:21:32.420 so you were begging the man to leave in the basement of this house was a small doorway to 0.97
00:21:36.420 an old root cellar i think an old school way to keep things cool i don't know what the fuck that 0.96
00:21:42.500 means what's an old school way school oh i don't know old school way oh yeah yeah that's no that 0.84
00:21:50.900 makes a lot more sense my brain just i was like what's a school way uh think an old school way
00:21:56.520 to keep things cool it was a door about three feet off the ground and led out into a dirt floored
00:22:02.300 room and looking in, you could see a butter churn and what appeared to be either wine or whiskey
00:22:09.500 barrels. Nice. Both my parents begged me to never go in that room. And of course, as a good child,
00:22:17.380 I listened. So as I opened the door to the cellar one afternoon, intending to go in and investigate,
00:22:25.080 I got the overwhelming feeling of dread and the room felt colder than possible. I heard whispers
00:22:32.180 from what seemed to be all around me and i slammed the door shut and ran up the stairs feeling like i
00:22:38.820 was being chased the entire time i know i know that yeah the running up the stairs because you're
00:22:44.420 being chased yep yes i did trip on old school way that was crazy um the worst was the time my
00:22:54.060 parents found my sister out on the roof above the front porch my dad had to climb out the window
00:23:00.600 and grab her before she fell off the roof she told us her imaginary friends told her to go 1.00
00:23:06.180 out on the roof so that they can play together forever damn whoa that's fucking crazy 0.99
00:23:12.660 this was the first time we discussed the entities as a family we were all scared and didn't know 0.99
00:23:20.900 what to do that's a fucking hard conversation huh i mean think about it as as a parent 0.62
00:23:25.200 having to because i you know i have that story and i've told it a million times and if you want 0.95
00:23:30.580 you can read it in the book when the book's out um but one of the things i talk about is how
00:23:34.580 difficult it was to talk to my wife about it i didn't even tell her what i was experiencing
00:23:38.920 because i didn't want her to reciprocate the fear i also wanted it to go away i didn't want
00:23:44.120 to worry her and then eventually when it started affecting my son we never had it right you were
00:23:47.920 right for like wrong reasons you didn't want it to affect you uh the stress that it would put on
00:23:53.080 you. But also, if you think about it, the fear that she would have exuded to the entities would
00:23:58.060 have strengthened and it made your job astronomically harder. That's a good point, too.
00:24:01.680 Yeah, I actually hadn't thought about that because I'm very aware and I say it all the time. It fed
00:24:05.520 on fear and negativity, anger and depression, all that shit. So, yeah, if my wife and son were 0.99
00:24:10.780 suddenly in that place where they're doing that, too, this thing would have been eaten at a buffet.
00:24:15.320 But you think I could program this thing to say my wife every time you say my wife, it would be
00:24:19.560 It would be delayed.
00:24:20.660 It would be delayed and be horrific.
00:24:21.940 It would be like 10 minutes later. 0.98
00:24:24.300 It'd be like, my wife!
00:24:25.960 But, you know, it's a different thing to have that conversation with your kids.
00:24:31.940 And the reason that that's so significant to me,
00:24:34.640 where he says, this was the first time we discussed the entities as a family,
00:24:38.120 is like, I too know what it's like to not be able to ignore it anymore.
00:24:42.640 And to have to have a discussion.
00:24:45.280 But I've never had to have that discussion with my kid.
00:24:49.560 So imagine it gets so overwhelming and so hard to ignore that now you, right?
00:24:54.820 You're the father of an eight-year-old and a five-year-old?
00:24:59.080 Six now, yeah.
00:24:59.980 Six.
00:25:00.620 Six, seven.
00:25:01.360 Imagine having to have that conversation.
00:25:03.640 Like, what would be so dire that you'd have to sit them down with your wife and be like, there's something in the house?
00:25:11.360 Oh, yeah.
00:25:12.800 That's crazy.
00:25:14.300 That's where homeboy was at, or at least his family was at.
00:25:17.440 that's a crazy colon a family a supernatural family meeting bring your receipts bring your
00:25:23.620 supernatural receipts uh my mom was sitting looking at pictures with my grandmother one
00:25:27.620 afternoon she had taken a bunch of polaroids of the house right before they bought it because
00:25:31.980 she loved how it was decorated and wanted to emulate it the two things in every picture were
00:25:37.100 orbs and either crosses or religious artwork my grandfather and grandmother came back later
00:25:43.480 that night with crosses to hang over our doors uh pardon me uh
00:25:49.560 sorry i helped my dad hang mine it was a wooden crucifix with jesus on it one day that crucifix
00:26:00.020 fell off the wall turns out it weighed 320 pounds and it crushed my dad's head deep into his sternum
00:26:06.540 what god rest his soul you got me i was reading it uh i helped my dad hang mine and the wooden
00:26:13.900 jesus on it when we hung it up from the nail it began to shake but eventually it calmed down and
00:26:23.560 hung firm when we went to install a golden cross in my sister's room it spun on the nail and then 0.90
00:26:30.780 flew across the room oh that's like real poltergeist shit that's wild yeah uh my parents called a 0.54
00:26:37.560 paranormal research group yeah not the right move i understand why you do it though in the time frame 0.68
00:26:43.520 when gamecube was available that's what you would do touche yeah you don't have they're not dealing
00:26:48.740 we just talk with uh philip our friend new friend philip that's right he doesn't know that we say
00:26:53.020 racist stuff well i try not to we're talking to him and he's like yeah i'm just kind of getting
00:27:02.600 into this stuff and he's telling us what he knows and i was like hey yeah yeah close but let us tell
00:27:07.500 you more lies how about that but people know people are generally in the know yeah now now 0.99
00:27:13.740 but well i mean we you know still got white bitches smudging with sage and shit but back 1.00
00:27:18.180 in the day this time frame would have been the first era of the oh so popular ghost hunters 0.99
00:27:26.280 genre of television yeah uh abc family formerly fox family so it might have still had it when it 0.97
00:27:32.760 was fox family had a really great ghost hunter show and man i remember watching that shit as a
00:27:40.140 kid and seeing like one or two episodes that i was like that's actually terrifying and it like 0.96
00:27:45.020 it would fuck me up um so that was really popular at the time so yeah you would call 0.96
00:27:49.480 he says it specifically think ghost hunters but these people were less retarded well 0.88
00:27:55.560 my sister and i were on a curve right my sister and i were sent to you know i said right i don't 0.77
00:28:02.980 really know what that means what's that mean i don't know i had no idea 0.63
00:28:10.600 because i just fucking agreed with you like i knew what that meant um all right so uh 0.90
00:28:19.460 they're less retarded my sister and i sent were sent to our grandparents house the night they 0.98
00:28:25.900 came out to do their investigating they came out a total of three times my parents told us later 0.91
00:28:32.460 what happened the ghost didn't like these people coming into the house they talked to them through
00:28:38.420 unplugged televisions ran up and down the stairs and took one of the weights from our grandfather
00:28:44.660 clock and dropped it smashing the floor of the clock and scaring everyone in the house
00:28:51.300 whoa it's crazy i remember that episode a grandfather clock um the last time they came
00:28:58.820 out one of the investigators felt like they were being scratched and bitten when he lifted his 0.99
00:29:04.480 shirt he had bitch tits he had claw marks on his back they never returned after this visit 0.99
00:29:11.220 and as a family we stopped trying to do things to anger the spirits so you just like co-mingle 0.99
00:29:16.740 with it you just live with it that's it they go up i guess there's nothing to do here they
00:29:20.340 scratched the paranormal researchers that's kind of honestly that's what my family did
00:29:25.180 Why does nobody go like
00:29:27.660 Yo Jesus 1.00
00:29:29.200 Help a nigga out 1.00
00:29:31.540 I think they tried 1.00
00:29:32.640 But Jesus gets a bad reputation 0.98
00:29:36.160 From people that are like 1.00
00:29:38.040 Gay 0.88
00:29:39.660 I don't know that are doing weird evangelizing 0.95
00:29:42.900 Like if your family is trying to evangelize
00:29:45.020 To you you're not going to perceive it
00:29:46.240 So right away that's off the table
00:29:48.420 And you're just going to be doing other stuff
00:29:50.880 I think that's what happened there 0.99
00:29:51.980 Smudging calling random white folk 0.94
00:29:54.260 who um who are wearing nightmare before christmas attire ouija boarding come in here come into my
00:30:02.440 home and deal with this what makes you think they would be able to deal with it too i don't know
00:30:06.220 they probably just be able to tell you about about it or make the activity raise it's like having
00:30:10.880 somebody come into your house because you think you have a pest problem but all they're able to
00:30:15.600 do is confirm yep yeah you do yeah you're like i already knew that they go all right those people
00:30:21.520 are there basically to record stuff they're there for like in a for their own for their own sake
00:30:27.000 pleasure yeah their own pleasure their pleasure in themselves yeah that's the story that they
00:30:30.840 actually wanted even though that guy got scratched and they were scared like they wanted that they
00:30:34.300 weren't there to help you yeah what could they do right have one of those vacuum cleaners well 0.92
00:30:39.440 the plug wouldn't reach that is interesting because it's like fucking ghostbusters really 0.95
00:30:44.300 like kind of informs ghost hunters right yeah yeah it does if we're being honest but at least 1.00
00:30:51.160 ghostbusters was like yeah you suck them you suck on them into a box you suck on their you put them 0.99
00:30:55.360 in a box you don't even know what you do with them afterwards they had a special thing i think 1.00
00:31:00.320 they put them in yeah yeah take them back to the old firehouse and they put them in the room i gotta
00:31:06.360 rewatch that there's probably so much in that that is uh esoteric and crazy just feels like
00:31:11.500 that would be the pre-qualifier then like if i call a paranormal team and i go before i tell you 0.90
00:31:16.500 like where you're going are you familiar with dan akroyd do you have a way to suck them and put
00:31:22.140 them in a room like oh no we were just gonna record them we were just gonna agitate it yeah 0.94
00:31:28.040 and then let you deal with the repercussions so good uh so during this time i never remember
00:31:32.920 attending church services but i do remember going to chirp church groups every wednesday night okay
00:31:38.560 yeah it's typically they love to do wednesdays huh uh for some reason all of these memories are
00:31:42.660 very grainy and i have a hard time to i have a hard time to this day recalling them i think it
00:31:50.000 may be related to the ghosts or demons that lived in that house we also moved out of this house about
00:31:56.000 about six months after the last visit from the paranormal investigators damn so whatever the 0.99
00:32:00.820 paranormal investigators did these motherfuckers left six months later wow in total we only lived 0.99
00:32:07.920 there a little over two years there's a couple more stories from this house but i tried to give 0.97
00:32:12.640 you the most interesting one to hold your attention spans fair i have more interesting
00:32:17.580 stories about later in life of my drug and alcohol fuel debauchery i might have a spice boy on our
00:32:23.480 hands my dealings in satanism and the occult and my time as a very gay norse pagan yeah what's his
00:32:33.200 name was named jules uh god what ever happened to jules is he all right does anybody know
00:32:37.860 anybody know we got an sos on jules um man really really uh really gay keep on doing a great job
00:32:47.660 guys love the community and the show thanks for reading this guys this is redundant and i hope 0.98
00:32:54.260 this read was his uh was after the filthy poids were kicked we don't do that anymore oh damn how 0.71
00:32:59.000 how far behind are you on things when do you write this uh the 9th of last month i guess they 0.82
00:33:06.820 kind of you know they still want us to do it but we don't do that anymore we don't even let them in
00:33:11.760 we don't do that anymore yeah there's not even any pores in here yeah we actually don't have to
00:33:16.840 interact with them at all anymore which is wonderful uh so what did you what did you think
00:33:21.600 about that that was a really kind of a little bit of a monkey wrench he throws at the end like i 0.86
00:33:26.600 used to be a norse pagan it's just so weird the fucking the norse pagan thing i i don't know 0.98
00:33:33.720 very gay when you see people that they go i i fucking have cherokee in me right and then 0.97
00:33:41.680 that leads to like whatever that so my mom uh decorated our house quite a bit when i was a kid 0.99
00:33:53.000 with fucking animal furs dream catchers just dumb native american shit and i didn't really 0.98
00:34:03.380 think about it looking back as strange because i was a kid and it's just like yeah i don't know 1.00
00:34:08.740 there's a fox fur on my coffee table don't put cups on the fox fur um and there's like a native 0.94
00:34:15.800 american tapestry on the wall don't put cups on that either we're not even fucking native american
00:34:20.840 which makes it just a lot stranger but when people identify with that and then they go like yeah i'm 0.87
00:34:27.600 a spiritual because i never got like okay gay it's the same thing if you're equally the same
00:34:33.700 thing to me so it's like part larp but part do you think they mean it um i don't know
00:34:40.620 i don't know cherokee hair tampons is what that leads to that's a uh itchy sounds sounds itchy
00:34:47.080 I did own a Cherokee, to Elohim's point, but I don't think that was related.
00:34:54.180 Although, growing up in that house, we also had a Cherokee, and that might have been related.
00:34:59.720 Because for whatever reason, they were just obsessed with decorating it like we were Native American.
00:35:07.120 They were Polish. 1.00
00:35:11.300 Strange. 1.00
00:35:11.860 ploop logs is white people trying to find some shred of cultural history and become 0.84
00:35:16.340 pagan on accident yeah yeah i don't know if i have a lot of sympathy for that though because 0.95
00:35:21.940 when i see the black community do that i think how to do it in more fun ways though they go like
00:35:27.960 we we was jews we was everything yeah that is true well white people do that yeah i guess
00:35:34.700 white people was we was i was a i have a drop of indian blood yeah therefore white people love
00:35:40.540 being being indian yeah you know what's interesting about that is white people also love victimhood 0.91
00:35:46.980 culture and who's a greater victim the biggest victims ever the indians the engines that's true 0.98
00:35:52.980 which i think they were savages and deserve you know they had it coming 1.00
00:35:57.620 what's the next story we're gonna read i don't know whatever the fuck you want man uh george's 0.99
00:36:04.320 Or is that Jorge's exorcism? 0.96
00:36:05.520 How about this one?
00:36:06.080 Submission. 0.50
00:36:06.920 Submission sweared in blood.
00:36:08.660 What?
00:36:09.560 Yeah.
00:36:10.140 Well, is that...
00:36:10.880 Click on it.
00:36:11.460 Does it say George?
00:36:12.200 Because I have these ranked in as strong to not strong.
00:36:16.160 Oh, okay.
00:36:16.880 I don't know.
00:36:17.600 So find somebody named Jorge or George.
00:36:20.700 It definitely is Jorge.
00:36:22.200 We read impromptu exorcism.
00:36:24.180 Okay. 0.83
00:36:25.200 Israel?
00:36:26.980 Israel Jacob?
00:36:28.240 No.
00:36:29.080 He's not going to be at Truth or Con anymore.
00:36:30.740 I don't know why. 0.97
00:36:31.380 Israel from Anonymous.
00:36:33.020 I hope we didn't read this.
00:36:34.180 Did you read this with Matt?
00:36:36.980 I don't know.
00:36:39.480 I don't think so.
00:36:40.920 Please don't dox me.
00:36:42.240 Okay.
00:36:42.760 Did we just say his name?
00:36:43.780 He didn't say his name.
00:36:44.800 Okay.
00:36:45.240 His name is anonymous.
00:36:46.780 So we won't dox you anonymous.
00:36:49.200 Israel?
00:36:50.640 Israel?
00:36:51.740 No you.
00:36:52.840 Hello, Top Raven, Nancy, and Matt with, I can't see, maybe eight T's here.
00:36:56.600 It might be eight T's.
00:36:57.320 That was a good, you got a good eye.
00:36:58.540 You think it's eight?
00:36:59.900 We got to count those real quick.
00:37:01.300 I'll tell you.
00:37:01.960 uh one two three four five six seven eight eight great i dude that's you know that the t's all
00:37:11.420 kind of blend together when there's that many and you nailed that immediately i have a specific
00:37:15.920 skill set david counting the number of counting the number of t's very quickly please don't dox
00:37:21.820 me you've asked that already but god forbid you write your name here i'm gonna read it
00:37:26.000 first off i would like to glaze the show a little bit i feel like we've read this this seems familiar
00:37:31.660 I do like the part where he glazed the show
00:37:34.720 I've been watching
00:37:35.740 I feel like we've watched this
00:37:38.280 or watched this or read this
00:37:40.880 um
00:37:41.860 a car demolished
00:37:44.720 I don't remember this guy's name
00:37:46.760 Benis
00:37:47.960 Benis?
00:37:49.560 I feel like I remember this
00:37:51.380 Is this the one with the folded clothes?
00:37:54.500 Yep
00:37:54.860 I told you you gotta read Jorge
00:37:57.740 No Jorge we already read
00:37:59.680 This show is the worst show on the internet.
00:38:02.960 Well, just tell the audience to wait a second.
00:38:04.580 All right, audience.
00:38:06.360 I guess we'll wait a second.
00:38:07.660 I got to find somebody named Duff.
00:38:10.080 What does that mean?
00:38:11.800 That's Jorge.
00:38:14.180 Okay.
00:38:14.720 Yep, you're right.
00:38:15.200 We read that.
00:38:16.020 Okay.
00:38:16.520 What's this?
00:38:18.600 Richard?
00:38:22.080 Hmm.
00:38:23.020 All right.
00:38:23.860 Maybe that's what we should read.
00:38:25.540 What's the name of it?
00:38:28.100 Let me see if Richard's name is in here.
00:38:29.680 Oh, I got one here.
00:38:30.540 Oh, my Duff.
00:38:31.540 It says, Richard says, you should skim this one before reading it.
00:38:35.900 That's our notes from the team.
00:38:37.240 Hold on.
00:38:37.680 We have one from, it says, Chewbacca, Jesus, Gorgons, oh, my, by Duff.
00:38:42.820 Okay, yeah, that sounds strong.
00:38:44.460 All right, we'll try this again, guys.
00:38:45.920 Here we go.
00:38:46.700 Ignore the last five minutes. 0.73
00:38:48.740 Yo.
00:38:49.160 What robots, Rusty?
00:38:50.260 What's up, Top Raven, Matt, and Nancy?
00:38:52.300 This Matt has three T's only in it, from what I can tell.
00:38:55.360 I'll allow it.
00:38:56.000 I mean, I did.
00:38:56.980 It's better than just the regular spelling.
00:38:59.040 Like, I feel like I told everybody it was six.
00:39:01.620 You can call me Duff.
00:39:03.240 I am extremely grateful for the countless hours of laughs 1.00
00:39:05.840 and dangerously retarded fellowship. 1.00
00:39:07.780 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:39:08.600 It really helps the workday fly by 1.00
00:39:10.720 and helps to know there are other retards like myself out there.
00:39:15.540 Quick shout out to Owen Benjamin for putting y'all on my radar
00:39:19.040 back in the Tower Gang days. 0.96
00:39:20.700 Damn, so he's been a, this is an OG. 0.96
00:39:22.640 It's weird because I feel like I've read this too, 0.98
00:39:24.820 but so many people have said that
00:39:26.360 Owen Benjamin on Tower Gang have led to this. 0.99
00:39:28.920 We really got to talk to the team after this and say, hey, what the fuck are you doing? 0.99
00:39:32.640 Because we can't be reading the same shit over and over again. 0.99
00:39:36.260 I think the team thinks it's funny watching us scramble. 0.99
00:39:38.360 They might think that.
00:39:39.040 I want to start off by saying that the following stories are a collection of events in no particular order from my Psychonaut days.
00:39:47.460 Nice.
00:39:47.960 Oh, this is cool.
00:39:48.760 All right. 0.97
00:39:49.580 I was a bit of a new age fag for a season. 0.98
00:39:52.780 Yeah. 0.98
00:39:53.200 A little season.
00:39:53.940 And I found out that the dark side was real, which ultimately led me to discover that God was real, too.
00:40:02.000 I started partying young, moved to a preppy suburb in California, in Cleveland, sorry.
00:40:07.880 That's two different words.
00:40:08.560 Different places.
00:40:10.820 In the sixth grade.
00:40:12.540 I began smoking weed in the eighth grade after my best friend Mike convinced me to try it. 0.99
00:40:16.840 Damn, Mike, bad influence. 0.99
00:40:18.300 Shout out, Mike. 1.00
00:40:19.540 Quickly became a daily user.
00:40:22.260 His older brother was a heavy smoker at the time,
00:40:24.860 and so we had access to his brother's stash and supply.
00:40:27.600 That doesn't seem consensual.
00:40:29.320 You're just stealing this dude's weed?
00:40:31.380 Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:32.200 I guess.
00:40:32.840 I mean, if your brother has it, right?
00:40:34.240 Why are you stealing your brother's weed?
00:40:35.600 That's what I mean to say.
00:40:36.320 Well, he shouldn't have it, so if he shouldn't have it, then it's up for grabs.
00:40:38.500 Well, what are you going to do, right?
00:40:39.480 Tell mom and dad?
00:40:40.480 Yeah, what, I stole your illegal substance? 1.00
00:40:42.160 Good luck, stupid. 1.00
00:40:43.600 Stupid bitch. 1.00
00:40:44.780 We went to a high school that was known as Heroin High to the locals 1.00
00:40:49.240 because all the dopeheads went there.
00:40:51.060 When I was a freshman, the senior class was the last of the heroin users on their way out.
00:40:57.540 Our high school mascot was Demons.
00:40:59.680 What?
00:41:00.660 Whoa.
00:41:01.620 Oh, so what were you, like the Cleveland Demons?
00:41:04.660 Yeah, they have that.
00:41:05.940 I'm going to see if I can find a Cleveland.
00:41:08.740 That's hilarious.
00:41:09.980 You know, my high school, it was a hobo.
00:41:14.140 A hobo? 0.99
00:41:15.120 Yeah, it was the Carteret Ramblers, and a Rambler is like a hobo. 0.98
00:41:19.060 It's like a homeless guy. 0.90
00:41:20.420 Mine was probably worse, is the Lincoln rail splitters.
00:41:24.140 I don't even know what that means. 1.00
00:41:24.780 And then you went on to fucking... 0.99
00:41:26.020 You split rails literally. 0.99
00:41:27.480 Yeah, it's strange, right?
00:41:28.060 What a strange...
00:41:28.820 Never thought about that.
00:41:29.840 That is interesting.
00:41:31.640 Yeah, I mean, there's some demon stuff, Cleveland demons as a mascot.
00:41:36.980 Interesting.
00:41:37.580 Nothing worth bringing up, though.
00:41:39.620 All right, go on.
00:41:40.200 We went to a high school that was known for this.
00:41:41.800 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:41:42.420 When I was a freshman, the senior class was the last class on heroin.
00:41:46.680 We were literally called the demons.
00:41:48.420 Most of the following story takes place between eighth grade
00:41:51.900 and just after graduation my senior year.
00:41:54.280 All right, let's get it.
00:41:55.900 My first psychedelic experience was DMT. 0.99
00:41:58.720 Damn, dude, that was your first? 0.99
00:42:01.500 Hopping into the deep end. 1.00
00:42:02.820 That's crazy.
00:42:04.420 Mike's older brother got his hands.
00:42:05.900 We know a guy that did DMT and then got kicked off his own podcast.
00:42:08.920 Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:42:09.680 I wonder how that's going.
00:42:12.600 Find out at Truth or Con.
00:42:13.760 A lot of people at Truth or Con.
00:42:18.420 Why aren't they, like, advertised?
00:42:21.120 They're not there.
00:42:22.160 They are there.
00:42:24.220 Oh.
00:42:25.200 Yeah.
00:42:25.700 I don't know.
00:42:26.600 They're going to be having podcasts there.
00:42:28.480 It says that.
00:42:29.500 They're doing a podcast with Matt with 70s.
00:42:32.160 That's so funny. 0.99
00:42:32.780 Well, yeah, but not the Gnostic dude. 0.99
00:42:34.340 He gained weight, and he's on a different show now. 0.95
00:42:36.860 Oh, is that what happened?
00:42:37.700 Yeah, yeah.
00:42:38.040 This is going to be...
00:42:39.040 What happened?
00:42:39.640 The weight, the DMT first?
00:42:41.060 What happened?
00:42:42.420 Well, it's always had a little bit on the fat side, but...
00:42:45.000 Stop it. 0.98
00:42:45.440 I think after you really think that God is the Demiurge or Yaldabaoth or whatever, you eat yourself silly. 1.00
00:42:53.540 You're very nasty, David. 0.99
00:42:57.540 Jacob is the cool guy. 0.98
00:43:00.900 Cool guy.
00:43:01.560 Cool beard. 1.00
00:43:01.940 But he's doing a show with somebody who is named Raven, which is stupid. 1.00
00:43:06.980 Amen. 1.00
00:43:07.720 Fucking. 1.00
00:43:08.520 Who the fuck does a show with somebody named Raven? 1.00
00:43:10.940 But it is a girl, so I guess it makes a sense that she'd be called Raven because only a gay man would be called Raven. 0.99
00:43:18.260 And she, I think, is a witch, but not a witch. 0.95
00:43:22.700 But she's a Christian. 0.97
00:43:23.600 You sure about that? 1.00
00:43:24.340 She dresses like a witch. 1.00
00:43:26.380 Uh-huh. 1.00
00:43:26.760 She likes witchy things. 1.00
00:43:28.400 Uh-huh.
00:43:28.880 But I think she loves the Lord.
00:43:32.800 Use promo code NDSQUAD for 10% off your tickets to Truth or Con.
00:43:36.280 How do you think that that episode's going to go with Matt and Raven?
00:43:40.940 and jacob i can't i want to i'm gonna sit there and watch the whole time i'm so excited to see
00:43:46.380 i don't know i don't know i'm just straight bible yo i don't know he's never spoken to them
00:43:51.100 has no clue yeah he has no clue and you know jacob is uh i really liked him but apparently
00:43:55.860 or i do like him still but apparently you hate him now no no he is my understanding he had a
00:44:01.060 dmt experience where he had a whole past life thing and and he thinks it was all true and
00:44:09.220 therefore he's like stepping down from christianity i don't know maybe i'm maybe i'm in stepping down
00:44:14.160 from christianity what does that mean down from the podium yeah i don't know i just think it's
00:44:18.360 with him a little bit and um which is like all you need to do is just have a conversation with
00:44:24.000 like seth for example or or just anybody who goes like yeah but you you really don't know that that
00:44:30.580 was true like you had an experience and it maybe felt really true um but feelings aren't facts
00:44:37.820 we learned that since the last 10 years
00:44:41.240 the feelings aren't facts
00:44:42.160 shout out Ben Shapiro 0.84
00:44:43.220 says the Jews ain't good for anything 0.97
00:44:46.400 so his first experience was DMT 1.00
00:44:48.500 Mike's older brother got his hands on some
00:44:50.700 it was this golden powder
00:44:53.060 that we'd sprinkle on top of a bowl of weed
00:44:55.200 and then sandwich it between
00:44:57.080 some more weed
00:44:58.000 to avoid direct contact with the flame
00:45:00.340 and vaporize it on the cherry
00:45:01.760 I ripped this bowl
00:45:05.060 and as I inhaled
00:45:06.620 My hearing was instantly transformed as if I was hearing everything through an inverted megaphone.
00:45:12.100 So does that mean quiet?
00:45:14.620 I don't know.
00:45:15.420 Megaphones make things loud, but this one's inverted.
00:45:17.920 So says the sounds of Mike's brothers laughing as he watched me in the background noise of the room was like it was far away, even though Mike was right next to me.
00:45:28.500 OK, I sort of see what he's saying.
00:45:29.600 in his room where we were there were a bunch of band posters most notably the classic beetle
00:45:36.040 shot of the four of them walking across abbey road suddenly it wasn't a poster the beetles
00:45:41.200 were actually walking and the street was leaping off the wall coming straight for me in the
00:45:46.680 building so the right of them were shooting straight upward it was like the scene came
00:45:50.340 to life that's crazy sounds like inception yeah yeah i looked at the ceiling and the patterns of
00:45:55.360 the white paint began to turn to circles which opened up to what i can only describe as uh portals
00:46:02.420 and through them i could see purple lighting the experience was over over almost as quickly as it 0.93
00:46:08.240 began from that moment eighth grade eighth grade is so young to be doing that fucking insane
00:46:12.820 damaging your brain that's 13 i became obsessed with psychedelics and the mystery of the experience 0.89
00:46:18.740 that is a crazy uh i think i smoked weed for the first time might have been uh freshman year
00:46:24.960 um so one year after but you know as far as anything psychedelic i hadn't not till i was
00:46:32.160 like 16 or 17 um and it was probably would have been ecstasy if you consider ecstasy psychedelic
00:46:39.920 which i do especially because of the shit that i've seen on it and also um salvia salvia was
00:46:46.760 that's that's definitely a psychedelic uh but hyper short-lived um but eighth grade i mean 0.98
00:46:54.000 My kid's 11. 0.98
00:46:56.000 That'd be like in two years, he's doing fucking DMT. 1.00
00:46:59.960 What the fuck? 1.00
00:47:01.020 Damn, man. 1.00
00:47:01.600 That will change the pathways of your brain and how you perceive the rest of your life. 1.00
00:47:05.560 Faux show.
00:47:07.700 Freshman year, I discovered LSD.
00:47:10.780 Good, dude.
00:47:11.720 Goody.
00:47:12.420 This one quickly became my favorite because of the duration.
00:47:16.120 12 plus hours guaranteed.
00:47:17.680 This is like my dad.
00:47:18.460 My dad likes...
00:47:19.960 Long psychedelic trips.
00:47:21.460 an entire yankees game by the ocean just tripping bowls i don't know what happened
00:47:29.160 that's too long 12 hours is crazy i'll ask him i'll be like yo how was the restaurant
00:47:33.180 you went to and he'll be like gave a lot of food really good and i was like that's not really
00:47:38.740 yeah i get that the quality is what we're looking for not the length that it took you to eat how 0.98
00:47:43.260 it tastes he's like like shit yeah like shit but it was really weird a lot of it most of my time 0.98
00:47:48.220 at any restaurant is spent waiting for the food and then both me and my wife eat so quickly uh and 0.99
00:47:55.020 then we're out of there yeah so we we hang out we talk we we chill we wait for the food but like
00:48:00.620 eat it and leave it's crazy how fast we eat i didn't like sometimes i'm like damn this is almost
00:48:05.120 like insane that we even go out because we're in and out of there so fast but like we also tend to 0.74
00:48:11.580 go out like when we're fucking really hungry yeah you know so you'd be waiting um but my wife always
00:48:16.720 says i eat food like i'm in prison uh like somebody's gonna take it from me my dad does
00:48:21.880 the same thing yeah it's weird there was a pizza spot called on the run pizza uh when we lived in
00:48:27.340 new york and he'd always order from it because they'd give you like a lot like a big pizza
00:48:31.140 and i was like this pizza's trash though like we're in new york we can get the best pizza 0.93
00:48:35.780 yeah and you're getting this bullshit but he's like yeah but it's a lot i mean it's not about 0.97
00:48:40.100 it's not about the duration i kind of get that though oh yeah i'm a volume guy i could be a 0.78
00:48:45.360 volume i don't like that guys come on give me quantity i mean quality i mean i like going
00:48:49.300 through the city and you would find like a dollar slice place oh yeah those are usually the best
00:48:53.780 they're really good and i'd always go like just give me a plain slice dog how much can i get for 0.92
00:48:57.600 this many dollars yeah fucking fistful of dollars you're gonna plain slice i've got five dollars 0.86
00:49:02.220 right here five dollars it's been sitting there for months because somebody just came by like a 0.98
00:49:06.560 listener and was like here's five dollars they're like thanks thanks i don't know who to give it to
00:49:10.240 i don't know uh but yeah i would get that and then i'd get the uh do they still make quarters
00:49:14.580 and we would have to split that 250 they stopped making pennies they stopped making pennies i use
00:49:18.580 quarters only for aldis oh yeah yeah to get the car yeah uh but i would put the garlic powder and
00:49:24.260 the parmesan sometimes i do the red pepper flakes yeah yeah and then like that's it just have a nice
00:49:29.080 plain slice with that and that's that's nice oh man it's good stuff i want some pizza later i just
00:49:34.560 got a uh doo-doo cramp crazy dude yeah it might be my first doo-doo cramp on the show
00:49:39.240 hey do we have like