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00:02:30.000 nice welcome back ladies and gentlemen to another episode of neff to america your

00:02:36.900 cultural commentary for the end of days i am david lee corvo aka the raven that is top lobster 0.85

00:02:43.100 you know what i just realized what we still haven't got our fucking internet connected in here 0.84

00:02:47.840 oh yeah that's right it's crazy it's just a big giant metal box on the ceiling for no reason it's 0.89

00:02:52.680 not plugged into anything yeah i know i'm looking at it very nice very expensive box very nice

00:02:57.760 very expensive. It's empty. Guys, speaking of very expensive, how are we

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00:03:09.280 us money. Wait, do I have a button for money?

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00:03:17.440 cha-ching button. Oh, that's a good one, too. Guys, you're going to gain early access to episodes, 1.00

00:03:21.580 ad-free listening experiences, and

00:03:24.560 And top looking like Nikola Tesla now.

00:03:28.300 Damn, bro, I just got a haircut.

00:03:30.060 That hurts.

00:03:30.580 You said your head looks lighter now.

00:03:32.480 You look faster.

00:03:33.920 Yeah, more sleep.

00:03:34.920 You also get first dibs on tickets to Brohimi and Grove.

00:03:38.000 By the way, this coming Monday.

00:03:39.920 Oh, that's happening.

00:03:40.600 This coming Monday.

00:03:41.480 Are you sure?

00:03:42.380 The people that are listening live, we have to probably have this cut the line.

00:03:46.420 Because they'll never hear it.

00:03:47.640 Because the YouTube line, I mean.

00:03:50.140 Right now it's April 14th.

00:03:51.760 So what's that date?

00:03:53.040 the tickets officially drop listen up you psychopaths for the vip experience only only

00:03:59.020 the vip experience oh april 20th 420 420 it's like we're doing there's no way that's insane

00:04:07.780 let me see the tickets to the vip day of bohemian grove drop 420 how serendipitous um what's that

00:04:15.540 mean we'll let you know i think it means when things line up so we'll let you know as we get

00:04:19.080 closer what time because the tickets to the vip day are super limited yeah and they're gonna go

00:04:25.120 let me let me tell you something go ahead because i just a little bit the ostrich i just want to

00:04:29.020 spit at you real quick oh go ahead playboy i went to a like a farmer's market yeah you had ostrich 0.95

00:04:34.000 meat no you wouldn't fucking i would never do that not with ola sitting right here no but they 0.97

00:04:37.920 had a emu they had baby emu oh that's cool and i was this close this close to buying one yo you 0.94

00:04:45.260 know how cool that would be dog you know how big they get they get like six six feet also your dog

00:04:50.280 would get fucked up emus got thick legs dog thick thick legs apparently emus could memorize a hundred

00:04:57.400 people's faces they'll recognize you but if it's 101 they're gonna fucking kill the 101 they're not 0.95

00:05:02.500 nice to and they said here's what kind of persuaded me not to yeah so i was like here they're like 0.89

00:05:07.940 this is kevin and i'm looking at kevin i'm like yo kevin's big what's up kevin's aggressive kev

00:05:12.620 and kevin's flexing on me he's dancing the mighty name of jesus name and and i go so what does kevin

00:05:19.220 do for fun and they go well kevin just will just and then kevin just starts running yeah he runs

00:05:23.780 they run up and down the yard and it's like it's like a velociraptor yeah i swear to god when they

00:05:30.480 made up dinosaurs they just looked at it's just an emu yeah they were like those legs definitely

00:05:35.440 they should have like the legs of an ostrich or an emu as a matter of fact it was it was like they

00:05:39.540 went with the legs of an ostrich and an emu they're like dinosaurs and then they were like wait a

00:05:43.300 second these guys have feathers yeah and they're like let's put feathers head of an alligator head 0.50

00:05:50.520 uh and ostrich legs yeah they made that shit up yeah kevin's a girl yeah so so as far as those

00:05:56.620 those tickets go though those tickets to prohibition growth uh the vip day like i said they're 0.57

00:06:03.140 gonna move really fast very limited it's 50 tickets only super limited mega limited and then

00:06:08.820 the rest of the people are going to be people that are working the event plus um some creators 1.00

00:06:13.020 who we've invited as well we're gonna keep those little nig nogs that we might let in that's not 0.99

00:06:17.100 that's what that's what i call my friends my cousin oh oh me and my nig nogs yeah all right 1.00

00:06:21.840 well your cousin could be nog and mine's could be nig and they're just gonna be running around 0.98

00:06:26.360 right yeah nog my cousin definitely looks like like a nog it's got the big o in the middle um 0.99

00:06:32.600 so so uh those tickets are gonna move really fast keep an eye out we'll let you know it's not a 0.80

00:06:37.600 slur it's not uh it's a slur it's close it's a slur we have a button it literally screams it

00:06:42.680 no it doesn't we should have one um that one don't press it so guys keep an eye out for that

00:06:48.560 also you're gonna get uh discount codes off of merchandise from top lobster.com uh let's pull

00:06:54.400 that look at that website hey that's the wrong website hey here we go top lobster.com go buy a

00:06:59.180 shirt have a shirt have a shirt or two we're gonna have merch at the event too so if you don't buy a

00:07:03.960 shirt now you can buy a shirt then which reminds me we have to do some scouting maybe pull some

00:07:08.000 strings and do something special for merch yeah maybe we're gonna go i don't know maybe we should

00:07:13.000 go to uh and work out a little bit of a deal with the ninjas or butterflies i think that would be

00:07:17.780 great why am i not showing in the patreon chat that's oh nancy might have banned you nancy

00:07:23.900 did you ban somebody i would never do that don't lie can you unban a person i don't know how uh

00:07:32.660 gang is gone we're gonna figure it out i somebody was uh portraying pretending to be nancy and 0.89

00:07:37.720 nancy doesn't play that shit so we got to figure out how to how to uh she kicked you out of here 0.93

00:07:42.140 like fucking ken let me tell you i almost banned your mom oh i thought it was well that too we'll 1.00

00:07:49.000 figure it out gangas don't worry uh we're gonna get we're gonna get you back in there um anywho 0.98

00:07:55.020 damn nancy we got a very exciting show today do we we didn't prepare at all no for this show

00:08:00.600 no we never do and nevertheless there was so much content that flew across our table in the in the

00:08:09.140 moments leading you know up to the show we have so much we have a thor demon being exercised an

00:08:15.200 israeli uh representative threatens the world a new point of view on the trump shooting that

00:08:21.300 apparently just vindicates nephilim death squad that's fun very many cases very many such cases

00:08:26.080 um trump actually being the magician instead of jesus uh there was a tarot card called the

00:08:33.060 magician that is a much better representation of what trump was doing in that david who did that

00:08:37.880 who posted that uh a couple different people i seen it from somebody did you see it from dom

00:08:42.720 lucre no he posted that too no i just figured that's who you saw me no i seen it from our

00:08:47.280 friend uh jacob is really gay i saw it also from our friend stew peters and i saw it from our other 0.74

00:08:52.540 friend truth seeker so the trifecta of uh just crazy people yeah posting solid shit i'll give 0.76

00:08:59.600 it to him uh tulsi gabbard talking about aliens black magic not the way you think i'm talking 0.50

00:09:05.220 magic conducted by black people oh we also have magic conducted by indian people you're talking

00:09:10.080 about like wind in a parking lot no but i love that video okay and i'm still the verdict is still

00:09:14.920 out on that interesting i got a lot to say i've got no idea i've got zero input on today's show 0.99

00:09:19.760 i'm just along for the ride we might get lucky today is the day that anal paulina luna said

00:09:25.520 who anna paulina luna she said that she was going to release 46 never before seen

00:09:32.540 groundbreaking ufo videos so i'm hoping at some point during this live stream we're gonna get

00:09:39.540 uh you know some sort of a big reveal 46 videos this would be a very long episode if that happens

00:09:45.680 we'll watch all 46 of them um and then of course the gyn are lizards messages from mom we also got

00:09:52.120 another one from rfk i just saw it it said it's titled conspiracy theorists were right so um i 0.64

00:09:58.640 don't know where you want to start i mean do you had any of those jump out to you maybe we should

00:10:01.960 start on the additional point of view of the trump assassination yeah let's do that it's a little bit

00:10:08.380 of an oldie but a goodie it's an oldie but it's a goodie and it really was just i'm not gonna lie

00:10:13.140 you i didn't watch it i just posted about it and i said look at this i said uh quote nds was on

00:10:21.800 tinfoil hat with tripoli saying the trump assassination was fake the week of the shooting

00:10:26.680 and people didn't like that they didn't want to hear that they clutched their pearls and with

00:10:30.460 tears in their eyes they told us god saved donald trump and then i went with a little uh cherry on

00:10:37.480 top we consistently have bigger balls than most in the space and and there's a caveat to that i

00:10:43.000 have one ball and still consistently bigger still consistently bigger than anybody in the space

00:10:49.240 um so here let's see new angle from butler pa odd behavior shows how they staged the famous photo 1.00

00:10:57.460 uh let's let her rip

00:10:58.880 so hold on a second i want to read this because there's an audience that's listening we got a

00:11:06.840 guy here his head circles as moments after the shots were fired a member of trump's team

00:11:11.140 rushes to the side of the stage to gather uh photographers okay yeah 0.70

00:11:16.200 as we get fucking uh james bond black yeah as we get copyright mob go ahead 0.75

00:11:26.340 okay so he's gone off camera i guess to retrieve the photographers as the as the uh the editor 0.83

00:11:37.500 alleges and it does look honestly it does look like they're getting ready for this photo op

00:11:44.160 they're moving the table okay so he ushers photographers from the left side of the stage

00:11:48.800 oh it is the same guy yep and he has come back into the frame with two photographers okay

00:11:54.300 and they're just in the perfect position to catch snap their photos they get that

00:12:00.580 there you go the flag is lowered into position holy shit really there's a crane above this and

00:12:08.680 they're lowering the flag into this shot go go back and see because i want to see yeah it's like

00:12:13.100 not there they're lowering it into frame incredible here it comes here it comes

00:12:19.880 that is so crazy i mean you really need and the angle that they're at it's perfect they get their

00:12:31.820 photos and then they get off stage that's weird that's weird how long that took it took way longer

00:12:36.900 than i thought can you so that's about that's like almost a full minute so they don't rush him

00:12:42.200 off stage they they gather around him they even fix his podium at athabowski university we

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00:13:10.900 not the other way around find out how at athabascau.ca options it's hard to describe

00:13:18.500 what we're seeing here go back to the to the very so not not the beginning maybe maybe like here

00:13:23.000 yeah yeah watch the secret service guys it looks like they're fixing his podium watch as they they

00:13:27.280 they organize stuff here so boom they're adjusting the podium and they're they're huddling around him

00:13:33.080 you know what's strange about it the speed that the secret service is moving in comparison to the

00:13:40.760 speed that the photographers are moving the photographers are moving in a fluid motion

00:13:46.080 capturing all their photos the the let's see pingaling ding says people said the bullet hit

00:13:51.640 the flag wire and that's why it lowered such bullshit incredible i agree pingaling ding i 0.54

00:13:56.840 believe it that's huge bullshit dude that's so crazy but the way they're moving versus the way

00:14:01.760 that everybody on stage is moving is totally different everybody on stage is freezing and

00:14:06.100 posing they're actually moving like a have you ever seen army army people do a sweep yeah like

00:14:12.160 They run in, head down, head down, and then boom, pop, pop, pop, pop.

00:14:15.100 And then they get out of there.

00:14:16.180 They get a full panoramic worth of photos.

00:14:20.680 That was crazy.

00:14:21.860 Yeah.

00:14:22.120 Should we watch that again?

00:14:23.080 I feel like that might warrant another watching.

00:14:26.300 I think so.

00:14:26.820 Let's bring it back one more time.

00:14:28.080 So we'll let it go uninterrupted.

00:14:30.080 Remember, people were mad at this.

00:14:31.640 People were mad at us, dude.

00:14:33.220 Full screen.

00:14:34.140 Thanks, Nancy.

00:14:34.280 Go full screen.

00:14:35.120 Thanks, Nance.

00:14:35.900 Just to remind people, when we called Sam and we were like,

00:14:39.620 hey, Sam, something's wrong with this.

00:14:40.800 and he was like hey guys listen don't rock the boat yeah because and this is that's probably the

00:14:46.140 second time that we have heard from sam he's like listen i love sam i love how much sam loves us 0.69

00:14:50.720 yeah he's like people gonna get mad at you guys triply wants to protect us and we are too retarded 0.59

00:14:55.020 to be protected we're too retarded to be protected he imagine getting uh words of warning from sam 0.82

00:15:00.880 triply twice twice like hey you guys are going too hard whatever i hate these times so yeah this 0.83

00:15:08.280 was one of them and he was like guys this one right here i can tell people are going to be real

00:15:13.320 mad if you if you say this and and we were like yeah we're going to say that exactly we're going

00:15:19.400 to say it anyway it was so obvious to me at the time that there was no thought in my mind as to

00:15:23.860 not say it yeah i was like we just need a bigger platform to say it from can we say can we say it

00:15:28.420 from europe yeah you have bigger reach can we come and say that there uh there was no part in my mind

00:15:33.680 where i looked at this as a genuine event here let's listen and good on him because he's like 0.68

00:15:36.980 he's like yeah go say it but he was like listen just want to let you know people are gonna fucking

00:15:40.420 really be mad and by the way people was mad he only aired us on dangerous dangerous initially 0.76

00:15:45.720 yeah and then the show performed so well that he aired us on the main feed of tinfoil hat maybe it

00:15:50.500 performed well but i also think he probably heard what we said and he was probably like

00:15:54.220 this is true it's got to be said yeah uh nick nogs and titty says uh vindicated yeah dude big

00:16:01.420 vindication for nephilim death squad uh we have no business being as being vindicated as often as 0.83

00:16:07.400 we are um severely severely retarded severely vindicated severely vindicated here let's bring 0.77

00:16:13.400 this back up and we'll let it play the whole way through uh uninterrupted hold on a second uh 0.80

00:16:20.840 there we go all right we're back up go ahead i i interviewed two people who were there oh that's

00:16:27.440 interesting stacks shout out to stacks by the way uh i got an episode recorded on stacks farmstead

00:16:31.500 uh on his youtube and on his rumble go and check it out guys it's a great conversation shout out

00:16:37.020 to uh stacks and his and his family all right so here we go moments after the shot this guy

00:16:42.940 leaves off to the left and instead of fearing for his life because there's a shot that just

00:16:47.040 went off right he comes back and look at how long they're taking what are you doing like there's no

00:16:56.560 they're not getting him off the stage yeah no what you do is drag him off the stage that's what you

00:17:01.660 do you you tackle him and you drag him off the stage this guy has had enough time to go back

00:17:06.820 get his photographers the greatest pictures the flag being lowered into position is is this huge

00:17:14.020 insult it really it's more insulting than clowns on a pulpit well but it really it really solidifies

00:17:20.320 for me because you can see like the angle at which it's it is lower to like i don't know maybe maybe

00:17:25.280 five feet if you think about their angle they're looking up so it's right into their frame which

00:17:29.820 which implies that they have uh they've already practiced this it says he continues to move the

00:17:34.260 photographers into position with help from his colleagues so that guy is still there they're

00:17:38.020 still corralling these photographers basically they're acting as the um the the eyes for the

00:17:44.420 like hey you focus on the pictures get these pictures yeah these pictures are uh fundamental

00:17:50.940 to this entire op i'm gonna be your eyes and ears and your feet all right so i'm gonna guide you

00:17:55.600 focus on nothing but the pictures go where i bring your body that's what he's doing we are

00:18:00.040 vindicated we're healing we're healing america we are healing america there we go vindication

00:18:04.960 at a time guys look at these people looking up at us like how are they so right so often

00:18:09.180 so right so often man that's just the name of the game so uh yeah i mean like i said people

00:18:16.360 were pretty upset with us which was always confusing because to me it just seemed so obvious

00:18:21.500 they didn't like it especially the political heads didn't like it but i understand why the

00:18:25.300 political heads don't like that because they're they have to be very careful with what they say

00:18:29.880 because they want to be taken seriously if they miss something but i was like something this

00:18:33.760 obvious we kind of have to jump out in front of it and and i didn't think that we were um

00:18:39.480 excuse me i didn't think that we were doing anything groundbreaking at the time

00:18:45.500 are these guys worshiping the elohim out there uh are they singing now they were really pissed

00:18:50.280 off that we're in here um but like we're not in here every day the only thing that that i think 0.91

00:18:55.000 we we have going for us is once again shout out to tim pool that idea of too retarded to stop

00:19:00.540 so many people thought it it was just were you willing to say it and it's like not only were 0.63

00:19:07.380 we willing to say it there was no thought in our mind to not say it yeah it didn't seem like a

00:19:11.520 thing that was at all a stumbling block some shit up around the edges with this i think probably i

00:19:17.120 don't remember what we said i mean i know it was weird because they spelled the guy's name wrong

00:19:20.420 and everybody just hangs up on this idea of like well a man was shot a man died that day and how

00:19:25.720 are you gonna tell me that they didn't they didn't care enough to spell his name correctly on on his

00:19:29.800 jacket hey dude they dropped two towers into their own footprint and killed thousands and thousands

00:19:35.300 of people in what was fundamentally a lie dude they're about to draft your son into the desert

00:19:40.180 to die they don't give a fuck thousands of people yeah they're poisoning us right now they told you 0.74

00:19:45.580 that g-spot was in your butt and then they took your foreskin where your g-spot actually is they 0.96

00:19:51.280 don't care diabolical crazy that's so crazy take their g-spot make them gay what that's a crazy 0.71

00:20:00.540 combo that's a satanic inversion it is a satanic inversion but for people that think like yo this 0.83

00:20:05.160 dude died it can't be fake like you fucking simpleton yeah dude people don't think they 0.70

00:20:10.280 don't think they can't think beyond a certain uh you know a level of emotion i think and 0.98

00:20:14.480 being retarded it really helps you to to dead net here let's go to something i don't know what it 0.76

00:20:19.660 is this is robert f kennedy uh 10 hours ago here let me bring this up we'll share this tab um 0.70

00:20:26.240 it just says conspiracy theorists are right i don't want to bury the headline i don't even

00:20:30.620 want to read i want to be surprised we have to listen to this guy talk dude the idea that this

00:20:34.860 guy's coming out with a podcast did you see that like it's a white house 0.86

00:20:37.940 jesus all right thank you for those he lost his voice from eating pussy is that true that's not 0.86

00:20:45.620 true it was a brain worm oh wasn't it a brain worm that ate the part of his brain that regulates 0.81

00:20:51.180 his voice i don't think so no no no i think the brain worm is uh that's completely separate

00:20:55.720 oh related this guy's just got a lot of problems he killed his uncle built backwards

00:21:00.380 kind words uh mark wayne thank you to jim o'neill to tom jods neck to marty mccary

00:21:09.960 and to wendy as well thank you for that for sharing your story if this guy had a good voice

00:21:16.820 he would be president yeah it's amazing what a bad voice will do to you yeah just one thing that

00:21:22.240 throws you off i mean he's buff enough charismatic enough smart enough driven enough he's got the

00:21:27.380 look he's got the good family right the genes he's got all the ins got the g-spot he's got the 0.73

00:21:32.240 g-spot they didn't cut it off i heard i don't think the kennedys got their g-spot anymore dude

00:21:37.020 they've been searching their buttholes for generations unable to find it it's with a heavy 0.53

00:21:42.640 heart that i'm announcing that the conspiracy theorists were right again oh yeah hold on

00:21:49.200 thanks it's just about how right we are this episode that's all this is

00:21:54.640 government robot i have no idea what thank you government robot thank you senator robot uh i

00:22:00.120 don't know what he's gonna say but the point of this show is we were right yeah we was who the

00:22:05.640 stole my who stole my spinner oh i think i saw your spinner oh it's right here oh ola ola was uh

00:22:11.920 watching over it for you i got it all right let's get back i know heavy heart is a crazy thing to 0.97

00:22:17.500 say agatha says heavy heart mine's lighter it's like yeah every time we get vindicated i fucking 0.53

00:22:21.760 glide around the room a little bit yeah they got a heavy heart they know that they're gonna have

00:22:25.440 to tell the truth more look look at how much it pains them yeah that is the problem it's like we 0.59

00:22:29.360 got to tell these goddamn the truth lying is in my nature did mrna vaccines caused a litany of

00:22:36.880 injuries including including but not limited to turbo cancer heart failure extreme turbo cancer

00:22:44.080 a problem wait wait what did hold on what type of what type of vaccines including

00:22:50.780 we're gonna get hopefully we won't get banned for this i'm not saying this rfk jr saying this

00:22:56.760 youtube so go after him yeah youtube go after his channel i think uh i think the overton window

00:23:02.720 is shifting enough that like this is the time we're allowed to say these things i think we

00:23:06.220 can get away with this maybe not we'll probably get we'll find out one more time so so we said

00:23:10.300 vaccines but i swear to god if he says covid vaccines i'm gonna go out there and slap that 0.94

00:23:14.540 that mushroom cut lady why i don't know all right go ahead and play it hold on 0.99

00:23:19.820 it's with a heavy heart that i'm announcing that the conspiracy theorists were right again

00:23:27.020 tovid mrna vaccines caused a litany of injuries including including but not limited to turbo

00:23:34.140 cancer, heart failure, extreme blood 0.76

00:23:36.300 clotting, and perhaps gayness. 1.00

00:23:38.420 No, wait!

00:23:42.240 Did he just say that for real?

00:23:44.940 No, no, no. I must be

00:23:46.280 hearing that wrong.

00:23:51.040 Did he just say

00:23:52.300 it causes gayness?

00:23:53.860 Go back. You're going to have to go back 1.00

00:23:56.280 because I don't know.

00:23:58.780 There's no way he said that.

00:24:02.320 Wait, have conspiracy theorists been saying

00:24:04.120 that i think dude i've been implying it i never meant it but i thought it was unfounded i thought

00:24:09.560 i was just saying crazy shit we just throwing shit at the wall like trump trump uh stages 0.52

00:24:13.800 on shooting hold on a second man we happen to be correct is this chat chat is real chat is real 0.80

00:24:19.740 is real jacob oh my god turbo gayness no fucking way wow this is maybe the greatest episode of 0.72

00:24:27.540 neft to america ever already oh wait uh hold on breaking news breaking twitter don't demonetize 0.84

00:24:34.620 me but apparently i gotta tweet that we gotta tweet that i can't believe this is i don't even 0.51

00:24:41.040 know what to do with my body well trust yourself what a straight man would do holy crap it's gotta

00:24:50.760 be ai blacktown honey says is it ai it has to be ai but can ai do his voice that's a good question 0.86

00:25:00.680 makes you gay is this real holy i think it's ai damn it damn it i'm no better than my mom 0.68

00:25:10.120 i'm gonna go he's live go he's live but didn't he say chemicals in the water will make you gay though 0.77

00:25:17.400 i don't know we'll look at the caption after this and then we'll look at the comments and that's how

00:25:22.360 we'll determine whether or not this is real but i'm going to bring it back because what a banger 0.57

00:25:26.460 a vaccines caused a litany of injuries including including but not limited to turbo cancer heart 0.88

00:25:34.040 failure extreme blood clotting and perhaps gayness um perhaps that's a chicken and egg problem that

00:25:40.460 we're still um we're still investigating the implications are substantial and there's no

00:25:49.700 easy way to say this anthony fauci is a goblin

00:25:54.920 if you weren't gay prior to taking the vaccine there's a massive chance that your sudden desire 0.71

00:26:04.580 to binge the bravo channel and watch tim wall's rallies isn't an accident oh my god damn it dude

00:26:16.140 i felt i thought this was the greatest day of my life they got me i thought this was the greatest

00:26:22.180 day of my life you know it's been the greatest days of my life fauci is a goblin watching dom

00:26:27.500 lucre get community noted and i know a lot of most of the listeners are not necessarily twitter

00:26:32.720 people they don't know what a dom lucre is yeah that it means that he's gained money in a in a

00:26:38.260 really dishonest manner i know red beard i know red beard says damn it i wanted it to be true

00:26:43.440 dom lucre is uh nick nog that is on twitter okay yeah he basically copies what other people say 0.51

00:26:50.880 puts a watermark of his name over it to the tune of 1.6 million followers yeah and he's making like

00:26:56.760 thirty thousand dollars a month doing it okay yeah it's a very successful business model what's the

00:27:01.800 problem uh short-sighted like everything else that they do and they said hey you can't post

00:27:07.440 ai slop anymore and say that it's like actual war footage and he's like i'm still gonna do that and

00:27:12.780 make money well that's an unreasonable yeah uh thing to say to somebody you can't post slop

00:27:18.720 anymore they suspended him yeah well they suspended his monetization he's not allowed to make money

00:27:23.660 off i would love to know how much money he's actually making because i did see his he was

00:27:27.620 making his his ex payouts he put a screenshot twenty nine thousand dollars a month that's

00:27:34.480 twenty five thousand dollars like but i mean like each pay period not even a month like two weeks

00:27:39.280 oh yeah yeah so you get paid bi-weekly on x crazy i got paid 89 the other day that's pretty good that 0.83

00:27:44.320 is pretty good yeah because i pissed off all the blacks and then india oh you have to be careful 0.60

00:27:48.060 with that that's right but anyway this guy's done and he has just been making claims of like i never 0.92

00:27:54.100 did these things and then community notes are like actually here is every time you've done that

00:27:58.880 thing i forgot what it was specifically that he said here let's see if i can find it uh actually

00:28:02.960 i know nancy's probably doing a thing she just hangs out watches the show hold on i gotta find

00:28:08.240 this because the idea was like he said specifically he didn't do something and the community notes said

00:28:14.320 here is you doing it 91 times in the last month yeah 91 times and i was like oh my god dude it

00:28:22.120 absolutely murdered him and it was such a fantastic um and it's it's happening over and over and over

00:28:27.260 again to him so community notes is a way to keep people honest on twitter yeah in a way it's like

00:28:32.360 the community will put a little tag on your your tweet or whatever and it'll let people know the

00:28:37.440 actual truth if you're lying so this guy's been tweeting and there's been just community notes on

00:28:42.320 all of us here here it is actually i have it uh let me pull that up it's been it's been incredible

00:28:47.660 to watch because this is a guy that i've hated for a long time yeah and and and yeah he's right

00:28:53.200 he's accused like all my haters love seeing me fail and i was like yeah i kind of do hate you

00:28:57.800 like you fought he followed me a long time ago yeah and he was just like he was i was watching

00:29:03.600 his tweets and i'm like you're just tweeting what i said yeah but like to millions of people i was i

00:29:08.380 was a little bit bummed out because some some friends of ours you know were like oh this guy

00:29:13.240 they they fell for it and they helped him to do a thing where he went and explored the tunnels of

00:29:18.600 new york city and i was like dude like and he never explored shit he was in a bubble goose 0.74

00:29:24.080 yeah gucci bell and he stepped into the train tracks tunnels dude has insulted me at very high 0.67

00:29:30.080 levels number one yes following me number two acting like you're a conspiracy theorist number

00:29:36.120 three kind of like i listen whatever if you're gonna like steal my content i don't really care

00:29:40.520 but i'm like i understand what you're doing here and you followed me specifically to do that so 0.99

00:29:45.180 that i just started talking shit to me to farm you to farm me i'm not a i'm not your fucking 0.88

00:29:49.440 cattle yeah so but that's what he was doing and then we have to watch him go into the subways of 0.97

00:29:54.560 new york city and which he's like you were in an underground tunnel i'm like you're on the r line

00:29:59.360 yeah i know that like active that's an active line yeah you can you can just anyone can just

00:30:04.720 walk down you're not supposed to yeah but like i know exactly where you are he's like this is where 0.66

00:30:09.560 the jews were and i was like no it's not it's crazy i worked there every it's very insulting 0.95

00:30:14.620 that you're walking down there with a fucking gucci jacket the only jews that were there were 0.90

00:30:18.020 literally commuting to synagogue like they're not actually they're like plotting they're going 0.98

00:30:22.880 i can show you some of the fucking tunnels if you want to find out like we i know where the 0.89

00:30:27.620 tunnels are yeah that's not dumb this dude's a liar i saw by the way his i have his pricing here 0.90

00:30:32.980 uh we don't have to bring it up but for yeah uh so if you wanted him to comment on something

00:30:39.160 you could pay him two thousand five hundred dollars if you wanted to retweet crazy four

00:30:43.760 thousand nine hundred and eighty nine dollars uh to quote tweet you it would cost six thousand

00:30:48.080 six hundred dollars um a non-news post meaning like a product or promoting a person nine thousand

00:30:55.280 eight hundred dollars a news post with his patented breaking his trademark breaking you know

00:31:00.920 the thing that he does all the time because that's what he does he says breaking and then it's something

00:31:03.580 that is not news at all yeah that costs 15 000 and then uh if you had a monthly contract with

00:31:11.140 him guaranteed post per package i guess you're getting each of these posts in this monthly

00:31:15.780 contract it's anywhere from uh we don't have a drum roll so i'll use this one 50 000 to 890

00:31:25.280 000 i wonder who's paying for that uh there's got to be one dope that that has paid or is paying

00:31:33.160 that's all you need one you just need one one time to do the 890 000 package i just like it's it is

00:31:40.580 crazy and i guess we're going to talk about black people soon but like oh i'm excited yeah it really

00:31:44.120 and i try not to i try to do my best there's actually a dude in the patreon uh black dude

00:31:49.040 he black he black okay you black in the patreon he was like you know he had some concerns about

00:31:53.700 toad he was like like bringing toad on he was the one person that was like he's like listen

00:31:56.700 i think toad might actually hate black people and i was like i think he's scared of them i think he's

00:32:02.380 definitely scary yeah so here we go you gotta understand toad's scared of me yeah he won't

00:32:07.560 even like i'm like hey i'll fly out of traveling he's scared of a lot of things he's scared of

00:32:11.780 standing up not with like with his hands based exactly he's scared of a lot of stuff i think 0.55

00:32:18.860 he's very scared of black people yeah so it comes off as like very aggressive well he's autistic so 0.53

00:32:23.960 he's crunching numbers and everything is a numbers game how likely am i to get hurt traveling how 0.78

00:32:29.760 likely is top to hurt me how likely is a black person to hurt me higher than most higher than

00:32:35.720 a plane it's unfortunate it's on it is unfortunate um but it it do be that way but i'm just noticing 0.65

00:32:42.500 trends here i'm like this dude it's called uh high time preference yes it's when you're like

00:32:48.020 i have all this now so like imagine you're you're making let's say you're making fifteen thousand

00:32:53.000 dollars every two weeks on twitter and that's on like the low end of what this guy would have been

00:32:57.520 making for a year and a half what are you doing with that money oh gucci belt gucci belt buying

00:33:05.720 cars dumb shit yeah and then the money stops because you have now like you've garnered a 0.61

00:33:11.460 pretty large following but you don't provide anything of value no no no but that's that's 0.55

00:33:15.820 okay i understand that this is twitter is not a value how do you spin this into something else

00:33:21.140 i don't know sell some t-shirts we're going to do a podcast we're going to provide different

00:33:25.580 looks of the podcast that you will doing it but there's a lot of he tried he did go to the tunnels

00:33:29.660 and it flatlined okay you have to do something else because this and you can't continue spending

00:33:35.620 habits like this and being a complete asshole yep um and think that this is going to last forever

00:33:41.320 especially when you're blatantly violating the terms of the service that you're using

00:33:44.880 which is what this guy is at but it's it's just common behavior is what i've noticed for

00:33:49.200 the problem is he also went with this um this what would you call it like a persona and it's

00:33:56.000 a yakub persona it's a modern day 2026 yakub persona where he's got dreadlocks and he's got

00:34:03.880 gold weaved through his dreadlocks and he's got an onk in there and seashells and there's onks

00:34:09.100 all over his to be honest i'll be fair i don't think he knows half the shit that's in his hair

00:34:12.700 it's a lot of it is just stuck there yeah what is it set it and forget it like he just doesn't

00:34:17.580 yeah i think maybe he just ran through some trees and that's like that's it there's still stuff from

00:34:21.180 the tunnels that's it that was like a year and a half ago so yeah man uh interesting character well

00:34:27.660 here maybe we can segue straight into well let's just look at this uh here's his community note

00:34:32.660 oh yeah that's right that was the point of this uh it's clickbait yes that's why i rarely use the

00:34:37.300 breaking thing i post hundreds of times and very few are breaking the community notes is dom's

00:34:42.940 claiming i rarely use breaking is false here are 91 examples from april 6th to the 11th and

00:34:48.280 and 91 times 91 i couldn't even imagine i don't even have that much to tweet about and look at

00:34:54.400 how they disrespected him too every single one he set a record for uh community notes with links to

00:35:01.080 post on it that's insane i love it look at that 91 instances this is called this is a curb stomp

00:35:07.840 that you know what that is too it's like this thing that made you has turned on you there's

00:35:13.660 something in there they've the problem is is that it i guess you were made on twitter but everybody 0.64

00:35:19.700 fucking hates you yeah and it's like the the self-awareness to stop and be like wait does 0.80

00:35:24.920 everybody really hate me he's like yes we've been saying you're a joke he's a joke nobody fucks with 0.93

00:35:29.180 him which is why he doesn't follow me anymore because i was like yo you fucking suck and then 0.96

00:35:33.460 he like replied back to me like oh yeah and i'm like no no i hate you remember when i had him 0.95

00:35:38.980 reply to me one time when i said that the chick that was supposed to be in the romeo and juliet 0.64

00:35:45.140 film the black chick looked like dom lucre and then he was like damn that's cold that was the

00:35:52.320 only time he and i interacted uh and that went pretty that went pretty far but yeah man i mean

00:35:56.800 you know it's uh it's just interesting because i don't know if i feel sad about it i just think

00:36:01.620 it's an interesting uh subject to look at like a cautionary tale this is you you had opportunities

00:36:10.000 and you did nothing with them now everybody hates you and also you bring no value you know who i'm

00:36:14.940 waiting for that to happen to i don't know if this is what sancho means um but he says the gary curse

00:36:19.680 gary the numbers guy i think will suffer a very similar fate no gary the numbers guy has not

00:36:25.520 fallen into the same track trap as dom lucre where he doesn't provide it as a matter of fact

00:36:29.600 gary the numbers guy is using dom lucre he's one of he's one of gary's

00:36:34.120 nicknogs yeah he just parades out so gary brings nothing to the table has built the following but

00:36:40.500 he spun it out in a way where he's like now leeching off of 15 different things i that's

00:36:45.660 what i'm saying though i do wish very smart it's very jewish very smart and they're black people

00:36:49.580 by the way a time will come where he'll get found out but then he'll just delete his account and

00:36:53.280 then and then he'll threaten to kill people from the other account he's done it all i'm saying is

00:36:57.380 that he did it smart he did it smart dom didn't do this smart yeah he had one thing to stand on

00:37:03.020 you built it real high it's like it's like you ever build like a like a bunch of markers and

00:37:06.960 stack them it's just like breaking breaking breaking breaking just marker marker marker

00:37:11.980 and that's it oh everybody's made the marker uh the projects baby the marker sword all right so

00:37:17.780 here let's let's uh let's segue into other black magicians black magic oh yeah let's do that here 0.58

00:37:24.480 let's start with this one first this is fun it says blacks say this is dom lucre um oh my gosh 0.94

00:37:31.720 that they are extraterrestrial aliens the braids are the braids is a crazy it's a it's nasty if 0.97

00:37:38.980 you look at the bottom of them very thick shiny and dookie like yeah very thick shiny and dookie

00:37:44.820 like it looks like a sausage case it is weird too like how your hair long and short at the same

00:37:48.720 again it's like i'm not saying that i like like i feel like this can be misconstrued for like

00:37:52.760 hating black people i'm just looking at that and go imagine the smell well we i know the smell

00:37:58.300 you know the smell i've never smelled um you haven't smelled you never got up real close and 0.54

00:38:04.300 just give it a well we'll talk about some some close interactions with black people um after

00:38:10.600 this segment after this segment it's got a lot to do with our newest sponsor uh but we'll we'll uh

00:38:15.560 let's start this up oh wait you have a button first don't hit be careful with those buttons

00:38:18.640 I know I got a lot of buttons here because apparently there was a button push by the way

00:38:22.420 that button push that you called and you were like yo did you hit that button yeah that was it

00:38:25.900 was me it was you I remembered it I was like oh yeah like I hit it and I wondered like I wonder

00:38:31.380 if that got caught it got caught I'm not gonna tell the chat what we're talking about why didn't

00:38:34.960 you tell me you hit it I forgot chat I go back to the conversation go to the audio feed of the

00:38:40.360 episode with toad at the very beginning you know how like usually a word gets in before because

00:38:44.760 So we're talking pre-chat.

00:38:46.280 He's saying like right before.

00:38:50.580 Unbelievable.

00:38:52.700 Oh my God.

00:38:54.460 That's a loop.

00:38:55.860 That's a definitive.

00:38:58.060 Somebody,

00:38:58.620 somebody pressed that and it,

00:39:00.120 and it came through perfect.

00:39:01.540 Yeah.

00:39:01.880 And then it's like top lobster productions.

00:39:03.640 I was like,

00:39:03.860 yo,

00:39:04.020 press that.

00:39:05.300 It's kind of a banger.

00:39:06.380 It should be part of top lobster.

00:39:08.160 Forever.

00:39:09.160 I feel bad about that.

00:39:10.720 We got it.

00:39:11.100 You know what?

00:39:11.440 That thing is always preset to loop.

00:39:13.280 And I wish it wasn't.

00:39:14.440 Because Nancy wants to use the soundboard.

00:39:16.560 It's a natural loop.

00:39:17.780 It's called the natural loop. 1.00

00:39:19.060 No, the problem is that Nancy always forgets to press the button that says, 0.99

00:39:22.500 do you want to loop this? 0.98

00:39:23.820 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:39:24.280 You have to unloop it.

00:39:25.580 Right here.

00:39:25.980 Yeah, loop track.

00:39:26.640 You should never want an end loop.

00:39:28.120 Nope.

00:39:30.920 Feeding the ducks.

00:39:31.760 What's that?

00:39:32.380 I don't know.

00:39:32.960 Whatever.

00:39:33.320 Let's watch this.

00:39:34.000 All right, fine. 1.00

00:39:34.940 So-called black people. 1.00

00:39:38.080 Stop. 1.00

00:39:40.800 So-called black people. 1.00

00:39:42.340 What are you talking about? 1.00

00:39:43.100 So-called.

00:39:43.700 nine ether beings we are an extraterrestrial race we why they gotta do that with the words

00:39:52.720 extraterrestrial because he's reading no no he's trying to do like something profound

00:39:58.320 like you ever hear uh i think it's common common i hate or or most deaf would say 0.93

00:40:04.060 instead of understand me overstand fucking kill me it's so stupid kill me right now it's this it's 0.95

00:40:11.180 this like reach to sound profound it's like whenever i'm not gonna lie to you sometimes 0.99

00:40:16.440 you talk to a black person and you can tell they're trying to use words that they don't

00:40:19.320 normally use and you can hear the struggle as they come out like even me when i say words 0.92

00:40:23.980 when i make them up it almost sounds natural this is that i can i can cast an illusion on you the

00:40:29.720 thing is you got to like move past it quickly but yo this is it is what caught it caught me

00:40:33.960 on to a lot of this shit and it's i think oh and benjamin was calling it uh like black man magic

00:40:40.320 or something like that and this is a while ago but he's right magic yeah yeah fj says her story 0.85

00:40:46.600 instead of history yeah her story god it's shut up black man it's black man magic it's black magic 0.73

00:40:53.860 it's you say things something so confidently and people and then you say it in a way too 0.81

00:40:59.200 like like sometimes there's a cadence or rhythm to it it feels nice

00:41:02.580 um yeah yeah and it sounds nice when they here let's let them i want to i pulled it back so

00:41:10.720 we can hear it's end magic once you break the spell then you realize oh my god it's all your

00:41:17.440 dumb oh my god you've just been jiving at me yeah there's been jive turkey talk this whole time 0.56

00:41:22.220 and i've been eating it up partially because i'm a little scared that you might want to attack me 0.81

00:41:26.740 but the other side of it is because i thought you were like some sort of mystical being but

00:41:30.800 But now I realize, no, you're not.

00:41:33.800 You're just some dude.

00:41:36.640 You're some dude who really looks forward to the first and the 15th.

00:41:39.520 The dookie breeds.

00:41:40.740 Nine ether beings.

00:41:42.780 Nine ether beings. 1.00

00:41:44.000 That's what black people are. 0.96

00:41:45.120 We are an extraterrestrial race. 1.00

00:41:48.300 Stop it.

00:41:49.100 I can't.

00:41:49.520 Extra terrestrial.

00:41:52.820 We created everything on this planet.

00:41:56.280 Yacoub.

00:41:57.160 Including the human species.

00:41:58.900 we are the original native americans we are the original kimites aka egyptians

00:42:05.920 we are the moors we are the hebrews we are the original chinese we are the original

00:42:11.520 we was we enslaved us that's what he just said right we were the egyptians and we're the hebrews

00:42:17.900 we were the captors and the slaves incredible fuck man this is why this is why they don't do

00:42:23.960 like uh psychedelics this is what happens it's why you never see them on jeopardy and who wants

00:42:28.120 to be a millionaire man because they can't get past the you know the first few questions without

00:42:31.800 claiming that they had something to do with it wrong with these people man we are the original

00:42:37.020 polynesian shout out to my afro-polynesians we are the original people of every landmass

00:42:43.460 on this planet we are the original atlanteans and this is why they do not want you to know

00:42:50.140 your history this is why whenever we talk about our history it goes against guidelines

00:42:56.040 this is why whenever we talk about our history every other group of people feel the need to

00:43:02.180 join into our discussion we don't care about who they are we don't care about what they do

00:43:06.140 but they sure do care about what we do and who we are it's because they don't want you to know

00:43:11.300 that you are god you damn bro this is literally i mean who said that uh atma said we was everything

00:43:20.720 Yeah, this dude is like, we are

00:43:23.500 God, we are Polynesians, we are

00:43:25.420 Atlanteans, we are Egyptians

00:43:26.800 We is Chinese

00:43:28.320 Why would you think you're Chinese?

00:43:32.380 Did he say Chinese?

00:43:33.700 Well, yeah, go back

00:43:35.040 There's 17 more seconds of this shit

00:43:36.440 All the plants, all the oceans

00:43:39.780 All the animals

00:43:41.000 Remember who you are

00:43:43.360 Peace to the gods

00:43:45.140 Remember who you are

00:43:47.880 Everything

00:43:49.020 You are just, it's so lazy.

00:43:55.120 It's so lazy.

00:43:55.880 It is lazy, yeah.

00:43:56.460 Pick one. 1.00

00:43:57.140 You the Jews, be the Jews. 1.00

00:43:59.020 Right. 1.00

00:43:59.760 And we can make fun of you for that. 0.59

00:44:01.040 Because then you have a real problem about keeping yourselves captive for how long were the Jews enslaved? 0.59

00:44:07.860 2,000 years. 0.96

00:44:08.460 2,000 years, right. 0.67

00:44:10.040 We was the slave owners and we was the slaves.

00:44:14.220 Did Nancy change your picture? 1.00

00:44:15.460 Nancy did change your picture. 1.00

00:44:16.520 Bring that up on stage. 1.00

00:44:17.260 It's a sleeping gook.

00:44:19.020 at crouching tiger hidden gook i can't even see that it's a mushed up uh

00:44:24.500 i like it whatever it is i like it um this is this was depressing it's so much

00:44:31.040 that it's you you actually oh nancy what is nancy that's that's actually nancy she's sleeping right

00:44:37.280 now has a little nap um it's so much that you don't know where to even come at it from you don't

00:44:44.280 you don't you just go all right it's like imagine having an enemy in front of you

00:44:48.020 and it's got so much vulnerability in every potential direction and you're used to looking

00:44:53.860 for a vulnerability and there's so much that's overwhelming you're actually like

00:44:57.260 nothing is protected everything is exposed i don't know where to attack really you can pick

00:45:03.440 anything but there's still so much to address it's like you're playing you ever play as a kid

00:45:08.600 we was god you got a toy and then someone else got a toy and you'd be like well actually this

00:45:13.020 isn't my weakness because i got this kind of power and you're like well what about water and

00:45:16.340 be like actually no yeah because i got this one too and it's like so then so then everything yep

00:45:21.420 this is not a fun game to play no it's not i got a force field no to go back to the projects tyrone

00:45:26.740 i don't have time for this i don't have time to entertain you in your games and your we was although

00:45:32.340 i do find i find it interesting how the we was is we was re the we was re gets mixed up with uh

00:45:38.440 star childery yeah right well because that that um type of mindset they they really really those

00:45:45.520 types of people i'm even black people i mean the the amount of black people within you know the 0.89

00:45:49.620 black population that fall for this type of shit they really fall for the we was special and we 1.00

00:45:55.040 know like we talk about it all the time that's the the main weapon that they're using you were 1.00

00:45:59.420 special so like it makes sense that they would they're adhering to this unbelievable pleiadian 1.00

00:46:05.980 gnostic you know yakubary like this giant amalgamation of all of the laughable things 0.96

00:46:13.100 it's not just one they didn't pick one they're like everything every single thing it is a dom 0.94

00:46:18.160 lucre thing where he's got onks in his hair and you know he's it's the same exact shit and that's

00:46:23.620 one of the things i really hate about that guy it's like the onks in the hair no it's just the

00:46:27.820 constant symbolism that he's like like how about now will you do it now what if i wore this necklace

00:46:33.400 now what about this i was like yeah well then you got it after a while but it's like how much are

00:46:37.100 you gonna sell yourself there was a time where i did find some of his stuff valuable i don't know

00:46:40.980 if he ever stole it but when i first got on twitter he was actually posting about how the

00:46:44.720 first slave owner in america was a black dude who owned another black dude um and then he started

00:46:50.800 posting all this stuff about uh you know slavery in africa and it was like he did a really good job

00:46:56.700 of turning the slavery narrative on its head he broke that narrative sold out his own people he

00:47:02.360 was the breaker of narratives so i remember that dom luke breaker of narratives that was his fucking

00:47:06.780 name um and i remember being like oh that's fascinating shit and i looked up a lot of it 0.71

00:47:12.920 and i was like oh yeah this dude was the first slave owner in america the first legal slave 0.54

00:47:17.260 owner america was a a free black dude who owned black slaves and so there's a lot of fascinating

00:47:23.720 shit there but but he just kept chasing that dragon you know what i mean it's like you post 0.64

00:47:27.820 something that's compelling and then you just like oh this is a viable way to get money get

00:47:34.200 money get that gucci bell get that bubble goose get money get money and then it's just from there 0.94

00:47:39.000 you just spiral into not not only do you have no value but you are um a laughable yakub yeah that's 0.83

00:47:46.080 like the free money hack man yeah it is filthy lucre yeah yeah by the way what does lucre mean 0.86

00:47:51.400 yeah money uh money earned in an ill got or ill ill i think that's a word do you remember that

00:47:57.640 the free money hack that was like a long time ago so in in grand theft auto no it was it just black 0.65

00:48:04.280 people doing it oh were they steal they were going to a bank and i think they were doing something 0.67

00:48:09.920 like overdrafting an account that's right their own account they're overdrafting their own account

00:48:16.760 and doing it like time and time again so they'll go and they'll be like i got a thousand dollars

00:48:21.520 and i swear there's videos and they're just out there like flexing with thousands of dollars

00:48:25.120 take pictures with the money and then a week later the bank is like well here's your overdraft

00:48:28.800 fee so you got to give that thousand dollars back plus the like they were charging them like

00:48:33.100 35 on every hundred that they stole it's insane to go well the the trick is no matter what your

00:48:39.060 account says you could always just pull out more yeah as a key they got rid of overdraft fees be

00:48:43.740 like they don't let you overdraft anymore there you go this is this is i don't want i don't want

00:48:48.660 this is endless shrimping bro oh my god it's exactly yo i forgot that was my thing

00:48:56.680 i made that up dom luke ray was endless shrimping yeah he was yeah yeah he was 100

00:49:02.880 hard hard shrimping and can you explain the endless shrimping thing because there's a whole

00:49:06.540 segment of the audience that doesn't even they don't even know that there was ever an endless

00:49:10.260 shrimp oh god i do i even have that t-shirt that's not for sale anymore but i do wear it

00:49:14.720 yeah it's it's a funny one it says top lopsin then it says endless shrimping on it and it looks

00:49:19.420 like the the top by the way i still see that behavior oh yeah yeah that doesn't stop they go

00:49:23.660 like we're talking about it right now with i'm luke right yeah they'll go to olive garden they'll

00:49:27.440 go endless breadsticks i saw somebody some lady doing this with her kids she i go to olive garden 0.98

00:49:31.760 and i get endless breadsticks not and then she's just doing the the butter and the thing and she 0.97

00:49:36.280 never orders an entree never orders an appetizer the kids get full off of bread she leaves that's

00:49:40.340 here's the problem if you keep stealing like you keep doing menial stealing like at walmart walmart

00:49:46.660 expects you to they expect the stealing shrinkage is what it's called shrinkage so there's a there's 0.95

00:49:51.820 an amount allotted they're like we're gonna lose that but it's based off of the population of black 0.98

00:49:57.260 people in the immediate area it actually is and they're they're like we're going to lose this oh 0.68

00:50:04.800 my god we're gonna lose this amount of money but the problem is once it goes over the top like once

00:50:09.600 they start to be like oh all right we've lost like we're hemorrhaging money because the people

00:50:13.400 are no longer stealing moderately yeah now we can't have the bread anymore now they endless

00:50:17.780 shrimping and then you're gonna get uh the registers where it's like all either they'll

00:50:22.640 shut down the self-serve registers or they'll put it up but it'll just be cameras everywhere

00:50:26.400 yeah and then they're setting you up or you go into the aisle and the razors and the deodorant

00:50:30.200 are all behind like these little plexiglass things and yeah that's what i'm saying like

00:50:33.820 Steal with moderation.

00:50:36.960 Yeah, yeah.

00:50:37.420 Be responsible.

00:50:39.000 Steal responsibly is the lesson of the show.

00:50:41.800 And if you're not sure what that looks like,

00:50:43.340 go to the local Walmart manager.

00:50:44.780 Ask them what they expect.

00:50:46.260 What's their percentage for shrinkage?

00:50:47.400 How much of my car is free?

00:50:50.580 What's your expectation monthly, quarterly?

00:50:53.200 Ask them quarterly.

00:50:53.880 And that way you can do the math yourself for shrinkage.

00:50:56.340 And then, you know, steal responsibly.

00:50:57.820 I'd say about 10%.

00:50:58.820 13.

00:50:59.880 this is a bad this is bad i knew this was gonna be fun uh here let's go i got some more stuff

00:51:08.080 endless endless shrimping well we want to know what that is i don't know why they stopped

00:51:11.140 switching again nancy fix it please nancy make it switch um endless shrimping red lobster decided

00:51:16.660 to introduce endless shrimp yeah where uh you can go and you can just eat shrimp what a luxury

00:51:22.640 indefinitely yeah i know like like they're just making shrimp for free these days unbelievable

00:51:26.480 by the way they are making them i've seen them like put them into molds no and pour a thing and 0.69

00:51:31.060 then it solidifies in the shape of a fucking shrimp the problem is though that that even that 0.76

00:51:34.780 costs money it does cost money okay you gotta fake shrimp ain't cheap baby well i mean printed shrimp 0.62

00:51:39.360 so the people go oh shit free shrimp so i'm gonna go there they bring their whole family and this

00:51:43.880 is like a phenomenon 10 10 15 people would go aunties uncles cousins that aren't cousins they 0.70

00:51:50.100 get one soda an endless shrimp and then they tell the waiter what flavors the soda do you know i

00:51:55.760 think they had probably orange soda orange and they keep coming grape so keep coming back keep

00:52:00.220 coming back keep coming back and the waiter is just bringing the shrimp bringing the shrimp

00:52:03.720 bringing the shrimp they pay for the one meal and they don't leave a tip yep and this is the

00:52:09.080 crazy i know and it sounds so bad because i'm now i'm like saying it it's it's not but it's not

00:52:14.940 your fault yeah i'm not your fault they did it yeah i i'm just i can't literally put red lobster

00:52:20.500 under yeah it's gone yo and then a black dude brought red lobster and he was like endless

00:52:25.440 shrimp is done yeah they reopen so they're reopening some of them again which red lobster

00:52:29.280 is a kind of a slop restaurant but i enjoy it from time to time you can actually buy those off the

00:52:33.400 shelf at any cheddar biscuits go hard cheddar biscuits baby the problem is but that's just

00:52:37.680 true that was just what was happening so we were calling it endless shrimping like they were just 0.97

00:52:41.940 purple belts putting they put an entire it was a nationwide chain they put them out of business

00:52:46.560 no the euphemisms are popping off voters nola said voters the damn voters man well here i got

00:52:53.400 this uh video the purple belts the purple belts so that guy that we just watched there's actually

00:52:59.180 an update video of him no um and if you want to bring this on the screen we can get into this

00:53:04.140 so this is uh this is an updated video it's a very short one but here's where i just realized

00:53:08.220 those people in the back there i know why they hate us because of this no well because they're

00:53:12.120 terrible but we we were doing the shows in the back on tuesdays and then they would come in after 0.97

00:53:17.120 us those are the rude people fucking people yeah you know what you know what hold on fuck them 0.96

00:53:21.480 where's that i wish we had an audible fuck them n-word button uh nance no no no not for our 0.98

00:53:30.180 audience for them back there oh they're just playing the loudspeakers yeah honestly bam we 0.83

00:53:34.380 we go back there and we would set up the whole thing we had steven two weeks in a row two weeks

00:53:39.080 in a row with the owner of the shop matt yeah sitting in and then they come in and they just 0.66

00:53:43.880 go you guys saw it oh yeah yeah people in the chat were like damn what the what the fuck they 0.72

00:53:48.060 just go right and it's like okay i understand you you're here to set up you're also 30 minutes 0.56

00:53:51.440 early you come in here and then you just start talking and then they'll make comments like oh 0.85

00:53:55.140 shit we're on i didn't know we're gonna be on tv it's like well you sat in front of fucking five 0.69

00:53:58.680 thousand dollars worth of cameras that are live they're not hidden yeah and it's like it looks 0.88

00:54:02.800 like a tv show in here it's all lit up it's like yeah that's right from the ceiling cameras set up

00:54:07.900 everywhere and you sit down directly in their view and go oh i didn't know i was gonna be on camera 0.91

00:54:12.400 it's not like we just walked in here and say hey bitch i didn't know you were gonna be either hey 0.60

00:54:15.940 the owner of the shop is here the owner of the place that you asked to do this for free at he's 0.78

00:54:20.060 sitting right there he has a microphone in front of him too it's just wild it is wild the entitlement 0.99

00:54:25.080 of the villages honestly fuck these people so let's bring this black guy up for for an update 0.64

00:54:29.340 um and this is an interesting it's a keen insight into how things are going it's the 30 minutes 0.94

00:54:34.120 early is 30 minutes late for boomers yeah it's true i feel like a wild wild behavior let's see

00:54:39.440 what this guy has to say i feel the connection between myself and the overseeing quantum

00:54:46.360 unlimited being that is the universe i knew i know what he told me in the deep depth of my soul

00:54:51.520 something ain't right it's moving it's here it's here the end the end is here i feel okay i blame

00:54:57.800 so this is blame obama i just want to say this is the this is where that leads to yes right

00:55:03.740 the quantum entanglement something about the demiurge i think you might have said he ain't

00:55:08.180 completely wrong you're not wrong he ain't right he looks like i wish i could find this picture he

00:55:13.820 looks like one of those deep water fish oh yeah yeah i know what you mean uh it's called a lantern

00:55:19.220 fish is it ocean angler or a lantern fish uh is what they're sometimes known as horrifying creatures

00:55:26.940 and i can see the resemblance uh 100 crazy yeah but yeah this is no no no no not an angler fish

00:55:33.080 no no there's another one it's like a parasite looking thing and it's got like crazy teeth

00:55:37.340 somebody in the chat knows what i'm talking about oh is it the one that looks like a little worm

00:55:40.040 with eyes and it's like that looks like exact glaucoma yes yeah that's not real that's not

00:55:44.600 real that was a fake chat is this real you know what it was they look like recreations of the

00:55:48.760 thing from the little mermaid yeah yeah that's what it looked it was an ai thing well here i

00:55:53.800 want to this guy's real well this guy's real too here let's bring this up uh i've seen people that

00:55:58.180 look like that but again i blame obama for this because that guy has no business having a phone

00:56:02.060 let's be real it's crazy the the amount of homeless people that have a phone the guy over

00:56:06.060 here that has a swastika on his chest that's always i see him every time i go to planet

00:56:09.320 fitness he's got a swastika on his chest and he looks fucking menacing dude he walks like this 0.89

00:56:13.640 like he's trying to panhandle yeah but he's walking like this i'm like you look fucking 0.83

00:56:16.680 adversarial bro you don't look like somebody i want to give money you look like somebody i want 0.90

00:56:20.180 to it's got a fucking cell phone listen everyone every every homeless person has a cell phone 0.94

00:56:24.360 everyone's tapped there was a homeless guy back here remember the guy that leaves his book bag 0.82

00:56:27.260 yeah he had a macbook he was doing i literally just got a macbook for the first time in my 0.81

00:56:32.260 fucking life this guy was running an llc homeless insane that's insane well uh look i don't want to 0.57

00:56:37.920 make fun of just one category of browns we have another category of browns we're gonna see show 0.76

00:56:41.460 some brief music and then i have an announcement to make uh for the audience you have a quick

00:56:44.920 announcement i just want to make people aware of a thing but uh let's get into this this is a little

00:56:49.040 bit of uh we saw black magic i let's consider this mocha magic

00:56:52.800 I think it is he's gonna drive this up into his into his chin 0.84

00:57:01.500 it's remarkable so i mean i don't know what's going on uh it seems like white people don't

00:57:27.620 have access to this sort of magic uh whereas indians indians do uh i don't know how he

00:57:34.880 recovers from that and i don't know what the medical you know system in india looks like 0.94

00:57:40.240 um i think they might have they might have brought him to one of those dancing tents

00:57:44.300 well i what i did is i kind of set this up in a way because now we're going to depart from

00:57:48.760 from the browns but i wanted to say that i had my own experience with the browns last night

00:57:53.920 and you did it was courtesy of uh our newest sponsor i want to make everybody aware we are

00:58:00.200 now nephilim death squad is now can you there we go uh working with sport drink sport drink is an 0.88

00:58:05.180 electrolyte uh drink mix and i actually it helped me realize i have a lot of fucking deficiencies 0.99

00:58:11.580 that were causing a lot of things that i didn't realize what do they got in there stupid fucking 0.95

00:58:15.640 sport drink i don't even mean to disparage them the stupid fucking sport drink fixed a lot of 0.97

00:58:20.460 shit and i do like a restrictive diet so i there's a lot of stuff that i keep out i keep out sugar i 0.93

00:58:26.300 do all this crazy shit this has sugar in it pure cane sugar but i was hearing a lot of good things 0.78

00:58:31.080 and i really like their marketing um sport drink is a great company and they're really hilarious 0.62

00:58:36.340 it is nice they're really hilarious on twitter in fact i have a tweet from them i'd like to bring

00:58:41.380 up no yellow five lemon lime which is i mean they're just crushing with the branding um here

00:58:47.400 let's bring this up real quick i got this so boom and boom this is one of their tweets uh just today 1.00

00:58:52.720 uh it says this is from sport drink the company lena dunham is a fat earther which is very funny

00:59:00.260 so these guys are cool they're based uh but one of the things that i realized was that i have some

00:59:06.500 sort of a mineral deficiency and i didn't know this this isn't even like some grandiose pitch

00:59:10.080 for them this is more me not knowing nutrients basic nutrients how to live how not knowing how

00:59:15.700 to live i might need some of that so inside this there is pure cane sugar lime powder meaning like

00:59:21.800 dehydrated powdered limes lemon powder sodium bicarbonate that's just baking soda um potassium

00:59:29.100 baja gold mineral sea salt so it's mineral rich sea salt calcium and magnesium that's it that's

00:59:36.240 all that's in this right and i've been drinking it in conjunction with uh creatine and creatine

00:59:42.980 i think what it does is it hydrates the muscles but it like it does something uh there's there's

00:59:48.420 a there's a terminology for it there is a lot of absorption that doesn't happen when you take

00:59:53.520 vitamins and shit you take vitamins in these stupid little capsules they don't get absorbed

00:59:56.720 right out yeah uh uh creatine facilitates cellular absorption in some way that i don't 0.60

01:00:04.180 fucking understand matt actually is the one who recommended it to me and i was like why not 0.65

01:00:07.260 i like the science going on here what ends up happening is every time i work out i have 0.69

01:00:12.980 really sharp pains in all my joints and i've been having a little bit of trouble sleeping lately

01:00:18.240 but also when i go hard headaches every time it's because i'm dehydrated but i drink a lot of water

01:00:24.260 but the water is just flowing out of you it's just flowing out of me so i needed some sort of salt

01:00:29.200 to look this isn't rocket science to a lot of people they're like yeah no shit dude if you

01:00:34.620 don't have salt in your diet in a big way nothing is going to retain the moisture drink sports drink

01:00:39.140 so you could do sports dude this thing right here number one it's delicious number two the company

01:00:43.860 is based um by the way marketing fantastic right as far as aesthetics and all this other stuff go

01:00:49.520 i have been feeling fantastic i've been going for a run my joints don't hurt there's a caveat to all

01:00:55.920 this i don't get the headaches i'm lifting i feel energized i don't feel tired however

01:01:00.200 introducing magnesium to your diet yes it's a crazy move what does it do well it is responsible 0.77

01:01:07.480 for a lot of that alleviation of joint pain but it's also responsible for crazy fucking dreams

01:01:12.320 so last night i had a dream 0.94

01:01:15.180 and the dream was i moved into a project building and it was terrible and all my neighbors are black

01:01:24.560 well as one would and i don't know if that's in here like if that's in sport drink is the black

01:01:30.180 dreams you know what's crazy uh i don't think they control the dreams i think they could just

01:01:33.620 facilitated you would like to hold it's a great you feel gatorade used to be a powder that you

01:01:39.280 mix into your shit it feels powerful it does feel like uh like i'm holding the thing yeah you know

01:01:45.020 like you could hit it does it come how does it come like filled up uh it's higher than that yeah 0.77

01:01:49.400 i've been i so they recommend drinking this i've been drinking it yeah man and it's great oh it has

01:01:54.200 one of these things too that you could eat afterward no no you don't eat that that's

01:01:57.560 specifically um not to be ingested i think it's uh what they it could be poison i don't know i

01:02:02.300 don't know what it does i will be honest when i do see this i i see this on twitter it's great

01:02:06.920 aesthetics yeah but it's always like one of those things where you look at it and you go all right

01:02:11.420 it's a can but when i'm holding it now it feels like one of those cans from the 50s it's quality

01:02:16.760 like i got something yeah there's a thing in here i know and when you first get it it's got a crack

01:02:21.560 and peel top tab yeah you know that's what's underneath the plastic tab it's very solid i

01:02:26.860 don't know what it is it's simple it's not like busy they nailed the logo they nailed the whole

01:02:32.940 thing um it is really good it is really good but the dreams um i'm in a project building oh i was

01:02:41.340 gonna say it reminds me of like a you remember jack 3d like those pre-workouts oh i thought you 0.63

01:02:47.420 meant the dorito chips no no you fan bastard the pre-workout and they were they were shitty they 0.99

01:02:53.720 had like they were all plastic with this this is like metal yeah this is metal this is a can 0.66

01:02:57.640 this is beautiful like i'm gonna keep this in here it's it's it's a great it's just great

01:03:01.640 aesthetic yeah i might fill this with piss later oh yeah piss can my piss jar it feels like the

01:03:06.820 jack 3d can but like like better quality but i remember when i was doing the jack 3d i would 0.67

01:03:13.100 have like dreams and on the can it said it can induce crazy dreams yes i had a dream for probably

01:03:19.540 two years in a row about a tiger oh shit a tiger would chase me through a jungle for the whole

01:03:25.580 night and i wouldn't sleep i was in a concrete jungle i'm being chased by dude so so what happens 0.63

01:03:32.260 in the dream is uh number one i'm very put off that i have to live here but number two at some

01:03:36.540 point their pit bull gets out one of my neighbors black neighbors their pit bull gets out it pisses

01:03:41.760 on my door i run up to the pit bull it's a very vivid dream dude i like and every time i fell

01:03:47.360 asleep dreams all night and i think it is like this was not meaningful dreams this is like defrag 0.90

01:03:53.160 dreams like that kind of a thing so um i go hey cut that shit get the fuck out of here and i yell 0.94

01:03:59.240 at the dog dog stops pissing on on the wall near my door all of a sudden the black people come out 0.99

01:04:03.160 yo motherfucker don't yell at my dog what's up nigga and they start like trying to do violence 0.99

01:04:07.560 on me right and it's a guy and his girlfriend and now we're in the violence posture and everything's 0.99

01:04:12.080 all crazy next thing i know it turns into my apartment we're inside of it now and they just

01:04:17.100 get naked and they start having sex on top of my you know the short wide dressers yeah yeah uh

01:04:23.520 they climb on top of it and i am the the girl is you know what i'm talking about where you are the 0.93

01:04:28.900 girl no no i'm not the girl the girl is skinny with the outie belly button oh like the girl from

01:04:34.740 that uh from the uh m.r video like that yeah like that and i go like this i go no oh and i put my

01:04:41.520 arm up i go oh and i literally leave my apartment can i what is that this is a show where we

01:04:46.720 discover topics but what is that are there any girls that are like that and why are you like 0.97

01:04:51.200 that because i have seen that audi belly button you know type yeah yeah does mason have one of 1.00

01:04:55.700 those uh no because i think it's only a black thing really yeah i think black people almost

01:04:59.840 exclusively black people have i don't have ever seen an audi on a white person what is what even

01:05:05.080 is that so uh nancy and i were talking about this before the show you ever notice how some black 0.96

01:05:10.800 people scar horrifically yeah yeah yeah so i think that's what it is why do people why do black 0.59

01:05:17.740 people have outies um i think that's what it is i think they uh nancy called them a keloid scar

01:05:24.660 or something like that i don't know like a like a hernia almost i don't know if it's a hernia it's

01:05:30.440 like a little that's what it's saying yeah it's a marble looks like a perfectly shaped marble

01:05:34.820 belly button okay so the most common cause is an umbilical hernia okay this happens when a small

01:05:40.360 opening in the abdominal muscle doesn't fully close a bit of tissue or intestines is pushed

01:05:45.500 outward yeah making the belly bone stick out so why is that so prominent in black people i don't

01:05:50.820 know it's because it says it fixes itself by ages one through two no it don't not on black people

01:05:55.360 no it stay if i ask chad gbt why what about black so well i just wanted to say to the audience this

01:06:02.620 is actually a fantastic product um and this is something that i'm using daily uh and i i don't 0.67

01:06:09.900 i'm not recommending this if you're just an ass sitter if you're an ass sitter don't take this

01:06:13.840 because you're just taking pure cane sugar and be you know it'll be good as far as it up but like 0.66

01:06:18.060 if you're somebody who's working out like we got a guy who listens to the show who's running the

01:06:21.640 moab 240 holy shit studies have found that black infants have a higher incidence of umbilical 0.92

01:06:27.500 hernias compared to other populations why since hernias can push the belly button outward and

01:06:31.700 i don't know this is like this is another i mean this is like going back to tower gang almost a

01:06:36.700 the flat-headed baby phenomenon oh yeah yeah of course because they never get picked up and held

01:06:40.960 right yeah if you lay the baby flat a lot the back of the head is going to be flat yeah so

01:06:45.300 there must be something about the father leaving oh that causes because the father's the one that's

01:06:50.280 supposed to cut the umbilical cord he's not around to do it so they just yank it off

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01:07:15.320 i thought you bought the dream variety which is crazy so they have sport dream and i think it's

01:07:20.640 called strawberry dream is the one that i'm waiting for to get back in stock as soon as that

01:07:24.980 gets back in stock i'm gonna buy that and i'm gonna let you guys know how that is but this is

01:07:28.900 a sleep aid they also have an energy drink one and i want the energy drink one energy drink no

01:07:33.760 that's just a different time i mean a different uh flavor that's the energy drink uh live laugh

01:07:39.460 lemon lime i mean real real bangers this one's called no yellow five lemon zero fuck that no

01:07:46.680 we're not doing that and uh uh sports dream there it is and this is i believe the one that i'm

01:07:51.760 waiting for it's out of stock right now notify me when available so as soon as that comes in

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01:08:13.460 people that have already ordered it in the patreon and we even have a guy right now who's running the

01:08:17.480 moab 240 who said he's going to put it to the test yeah he says he does liquid iv um but liquid iv

01:08:23.040 doesn't have real sugar it has like aspartame or some nasty shit in it um so this guy who runs 240

01:08:29.220 miles he's gonna be running it in october he's gonna give us a bunch of feedback on the performance

01:08:33.620 of it but overwhelmingly let's buy let's buy a bunch of these see if we can buy them in stock

01:08:37.740 and uh sell some at i try to uh we're gonna we're gonna cross that uh later on oh nice 0.98

01:08:43.220 janet just ordered that's awesome by the way john black says if a bunch of dangerous retards start 0.88

01:08:48.100 playing sports we're winning championships these guys over at sport drink i don't want to speak for 0.99

01:08:53.540 them they're but i do think they're dangerous retards everything about them completely retarded 1.00

01:08:58.020 they're completely retarded yeah they crush in that way yeah so if they don't win you over on 0.99

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01:13:04.220 this uh fantastic content we do have so we're done with the brown content uh let's clear that

01:13:10.280 off so here we go this is something that we talked about um on the berean files recently with uh

01:13:16.680 yesterday recently that was yesterday it actually aired today uh so go out there and subscribe to

01:13:22.000 the berean files that was a fun episode yes yes i don't remember what we talked about uh i don't

01:13:26.420 remember what we talked about either but we did talk a little bit about uh this it was trump

01:13:30.740 um posting an ai photo of himself as what appears to be jesus and we kind of mocked it and our focus

01:13:38.540 was mainly on the image in the back that angelic cloud in the upper uh section of the photo

01:13:45.440 represents in my opinion uh apollo or mithras and we talked on that show about how trump is a big

01:13:52.440 fan of apollo and so if you want to go back and check that episode out i highly recommend it

01:13:55.740 somebody brought to our attention or the internet's attention at large uh that is actually

01:14:00.920 the the magician the tarot card the magician which is fantastic because when i saw that

01:14:06.540 i immediately remembered a very popular uh video one that we've talked about a bunch of times and

01:14:13.360 we'll see it here in a second um it turns out a lot of the other the rest of the people on the

01:14:17.820 internet also remember this video so we're gonna get into that um and people said well it's not

01:14:21.920 quite the magician obviously because the hand position is different but what is fascinating is

01:14:25.560 if you look in the background you have the statue of liberty the magician is carrying what appears

01:14:30.360 to be uh looks like a candle and uh and doing an as above so below sort of pose and then if you look

01:14:36.200 in the background the statue of liberty does the same thing uh holding that candle that candle or

01:14:40.280 that torch is meant to represent illumination um you know this kind of promethean fire this

01:14:47.760 knowledge that is brought down to mankind uh from no doubt some sort of fallen angel so um i think

01:14:54.140 that's a much better uh interpretation at least in regards to how trump looks in this image and i

01:15:02.280 think we did nail it in the background with apollo but check this out so once again the the magician

01:15:07.900 card is is you know what this thing bears resemblance to so let's listen to this video

01:15:12.300 now the trump is the best thing happened ever to us because she believed not her but the entire

01:15:20.460 you know population of this nordic magician that he is the magician of the highest order

01:15:28.220 that he is there in his irrational mind to create confusion in order that the human being can find 0.61

01:15:35.500 new order and you know it's not so stupid thinking about this in that way it's completely turning

01:15:42.580 things upside down because since trump is around things are changing that the trump is so that's

01:15:50.280 maria and brahmavik uh brahmavik rather uh she's you know famous for spirit cooking and and doing

01:15:55.760 creepy dances with jc being just being a piece of shit which um with a giant nose um huge nose

01:16:03.220 And there is another video. I didn't go pull it up because I don't care to do that. But it's her talking about a bunch of monks who were doing meditation and they were having a shared meditative experience. And when they came out of it, they told her that Donald Trump is the magician who will awaken the masses.

01:16:22.520 So this is something that Maria Abramovic has been talking about, you know, famously on more than a few clips.

01:16:29.380 And now we have Donald Trump posting, you know, himself as the magician in that red room, right, with Apollo in the background overlooking him.

01:16:40.600 So just like that. There we go. There's a magician. So I thought that was interesting.

01:16:44.500 A little bit of closure to yesterday's debacle when he posted this.

01:16:47.940 He recently said that it wasn't Jesus. He's like, no, no, it wasn't Jesus.

01:16:52.080 and it was like a whole back and forth but then he deleted it which is uh i don't know like damage

01:16:58.440 is done but well matt had an insight on that because oh matt had insight he had some insight

01:17:04.020 on that we talked about it yesterday when i was showing him i just said hey this is funny did you

01:17:07.280 see this where yeah donald trump is doing some damage control he goes i didn't know it i didn't

01:17:11.420 think it was jesus only the fake news could say such a thing yeah yeah um i thought i was a doctor

01:17:16.220 in that image and i was healing somebody and and i kind of believe him i kind of because like

01:17:20.720 we got to remember he's 90 it's just like he's wearing not doctor's clothes like there's somebody

01:17:27.560 in the photo next to him who's wearing doctor's clothes also the question is who's potent well

01:17:32.340 here bring it bring it back up while we talk about this because i just want to show the audience this

01:17:35.260 is you know for plausible deniability sake if you're donald trump he's saying i i thought i

01:17:39.280 was a doctor now in the bottom right hand corner you can see a nurse in scrubs and then of course

01:17:44.780 you see donald trump in yeah traditional doctors holding white light healing somebody miraculously

01:17:50.420 sure but again we're like we can't overlook the boomer nature of the boomer mentality like yeah

01:17:57.260 like they look at a thing and just like they're especially a president you look at it yeah that's

01:18:01.640 great post like who's posting this is he posting this who did the i'd be more who's actually

01:18:06.680 posting who did the re-edit to put that that angel at the very top in the center there yeah

01:18:11.440 that that is weird for me yeah but people got to go and watch that berean files episode because

01:18:16.980 we broke down you know the whole apollo mithras connection and how that image in the background

01:18:22.100 is is very much representative of that entity um yeah i guess you know there was a time where

01:18:27.620 people said donald trump definitely tweets his own tweets yeah but you think that's coming on

01:18:32.500 truths does he do we truth his own truths i don't know maybe he does a lot of weird stuff too like

01:18:37.260 he posts a lot of q posts and like yeah just strange boomer slap bullshit i don't know i

01:18:44.300 don't know anymore well he he did take it down and then he took down his own you're saying he

01:18:48.620 took down his own response to it because he took down that ai slop picture and then he did that

01:18:54.840 response are you saying that he actually took down i don't know i don't know if he took down

01:18:57.760 the response but he took down the picture because i think he realized after a while he's like oh

01:19:01.560 this is this looks like shit now again but he does that constantly right uh where it's like

01:19:06.960 they call jesus the king you know they call me a king too he touches the line constantly so he

01:19:12.000 wants to be like jesus i think two things can be true at once i think maybe he saw this messages

01:19:17.960 from don messages from don i think maybe he saw this and didn't think much of it maybe a staffer

01:19:24.460 showed him this picture after they edited and he was like yeah yeah well post it like yeah not

01:19:28.440 thinking about it but i also think that there are levels where they have to tell you part of this so

01:19:33.140 like he's telling you that he he's like jesus he has paula white next to him that's claiming that

01:19:38.820 he's you know the messiah i don't know what she's claiming he's been anointed by god and this is

01:19:43.800 gonna bring about the second coming yeah that whole thing there have been signs so like it's

01:19:48.320 fair for people yeah it's fair for you at the very least did he do it on purpose i don't know

01:19:53.820 there's so much it is true though that's the thing like where's my notebook i got a notebook filled

01:19:59.260 with uncanny coincidences between donald trump and you know this idea of like a coming antichrist

01:20:05.720 or or an imposter jesus i actually have it right here um oh wow i opened up straight to the page

01:20:13.240 handy dandy dandy notebook oh no that's uh so we have the 1958 episode of track down called end of

01:20:20.560 the world where a con man named trump tricks people into believing that the end of the world

01:20:25.600 is coming and the only way they can stop it is by building a wall um he was given the crown of

01:20:31.660 jerusalem from the israel heritage foundation uh this is back when i was trying to say like

01:20:38.140 everybody was against you know israel's involvement in our government until all of a sudden trump came

01:20:42.480 along yeah um donald means world ruler uh there was a time where somebody was looking in some

01:20:48.560 other israel heritage foundation kind of adjacent character was trying to connect the genetic lineage

01:20:53.680 of donald trump to uh you know the biblical king david um abramovic calls trump the uh the magician

01:21:02.200 who awakens the world obviously the ingerson lockwood books he's the figurehead for uh q anon

01:21:08.800 his f his fbi i mean his uncle from mit uh the fbi commissions him to uh basically clean up and

01:21:17.260 report on tesla's lab after he passes away his mother's maiden name and his dad's middle name

01:21:25.220 is that way so hold on i did this all in shorthand is mary his dad's middle name is mary is that true

01:21:33.260 that's gay yeah that is kind of gay um obviously his head is on the coin that you know was was

01:21:40.260 commission between it's him and king cyrus in the third temple um maga means magic or magician

01:21:49.500 in greek and latin you want to see an interesting admission here that's crazy that it means

01:21:54.460 magician and then he's that he's done in the magician that's a big one but look at this so

01:21:58.240 this guy mouthy buddha you've probably seen him on twitter yeah i don't know how i feel about that 0.75

01:22:02.340 guy like some people are like you should fuck with them if this offends you you're a little 1.00

01:22:06.440 bitch you're a fucking pussy if this offends you uh you're over overly sensitive sensibilities 0.99

01:22:12.280 look at the picture he's cut off the top yeah why did you cut off yeah you cut off the fallen 1.00

01:22:17.840 angel at the top mouthy buddha this is a gay bitch move it's it's whatever i don't care about this 1.00

01:22:24.000 guy what this what this is telling me though it's like look at this notice this part right yeah oh 0.99

01:22:30.560 you're mad about this he's he's comparing he's healing he's number one i'm not mad about anything

01:22:35.140 I'm laughing it's amazing I'm looking I'm watching I'm observing but that's what you

01:22:39.140 want me to observe the whole Jesus thing yeah what you don't want me to observe and that's

01:22:43.440 there for some reason Apollo is a fucking fallen angel that's floating above him so 0.71

01:22:48.620 yeah his grandmother's maiden name is Christ thank you simulacra times this is this is 0.91

01:22:52.320 telling me like oh you've noticed that too then huh because you cut it out that's a

01:22:55.980 weird move why bother doing that why am I following this guy why did he cut it out why

01:22:59.240 is he following me what are you doing um very weird I don't like that yeah it is it

01:23:05.140 all i mean there's so many things with him that are just absolutely bizarre that yeah that's

01:23:11.680 really funny too donald means world ruler you know he's depicted as the magician in this in

01:23:16.260 this thing that we just looked at and maga means magician which is super fun um and then of course

01:23:22.640 the miraculous surviving of the head wound you know it's too many things lining up many things

01:23:28.180 i'm not saying he's the antichrist but i'm saying what the fuck is going on you've had enough

01:23:32.280 warning there has been so much warning for the people it's like if you're missing it by now i

01:23:36.960 don't know what to tell you they are telling you again i i just don't know the the uh complicity

01:23:42.180 that he is taking part in doing this entire thing because it just seems really crazy to do yeah

01:23:46.940 really stupid to do but hey here we are here we are i don't know doing the thing i think it's fun

01:23:52.760 though because you know we had a little bit of uh the trump assassination you know information that

01:23:58.040 that vindicates uh our crazy asses and then we get to you know leave the trump train in that note

01:24:03.240 so here's here's something interesting we saw black magic we saw brown magic we've got a uh

01:24:09.680 we got white magic we got white magic so apparently these are pastors that are exercising

01:24:14.960 thor demon uh the the demon of thor oh in this in this white gentleman i don't know what this is

01:24:21.420 i'm excited let's let's have a gander let's make a big jesus name jesus name amen in the mighty

01:24:27.760 in the name of jesus get up thor jesus go down stay in the chair thor stay in the

01:24:36.720 stay in the chair thor okay is his name thor or they no no it's the demon the demon of it's thor

01:24:45.260 oh it's thor whoa nice hair too yeah he's got a set of hair on him

01:24:50.300 and as i'm touching you're burning because i stand in god's covenant agreement

01:24:56.720 look at me thor look at me thor legal right yes or no simple legal right yes or no

01:25:05.960 legal right yes or no he repented he repented you have to go

01:25:15.120 this is this is a guy who plays like god of war yeah and like really likes the idea of like yeah

01:25:24.960 I've got Thor in me, dude.

01:25:26.100 Yeah, he's probably got some Odin tattoos and shit like that.

01:25:28.360 Yeah, a couple of runic tattoos on him. 0.97

01:25:30.300 You've invited that.

01:25:31.000 But there's a lot of people out there that would be like,

01:25:32.700 oh, this is like, you know, a lot of bullshit, a lot of weird.

01:25:36.400 I'm leaning.

01:25:37.060 Are you leaning elsewhere?

01:25:38.080 Because I'm leaning towards this is bullshit.

01:25:40.340 No, I think that I've seen this happen before.

01:25:42.840 Well, I'm not.

01:25:44.460 Not with Thor.

01:25:45.160 I don't think it's Thor.

01:25:45.980 I think he's just got a run of the mill.

01:25:48.120 Yeah, probably called itself Thor.

01:25:49.400 Called itself Thor.

01:25:50.940 No, but what I.

01:25:51.660 What the fuck was that?

01:25:52.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:25:52.400 Nancy's pressing buttons. 0.97

01:25:53.380 Nancy, you're pressing buttons.

01:25:53.960 what is that nance are we getting a phone call nance we're gonna we're gonna

01:25:58.300 yeah that's interesting i don't know what that was okay well i yeah i know i i've seen i've seen

01:26:05.640 this before in a pentecostal church where something was in somebody reacting this way and i think

01:26:12.220 they'll tell you all manner of things besides what it actually really is because if they did tell it

01:26:16.660 it's real name they could probably cast it out fairly easily right but it's crazy that shit like

01:26:21.180 this happens all the time and that look on that dude's face yeah you do see that like if you pass

01:26:26.680 by uh homeless people you see this yes certain homeless people in really rough areas uh you know

01:26:31.920 you go down like kensington avenue you see those videos i've seen countless videos of homeless

01:26:35.900 people with the same look in their eyes so yeah in that regard uh but i don't think it's thor

01:26:40.420 you haven't got a legal right christ's blood is broken that his forgiveness is broken that his

01:26:45.960 repentance is broken that his coming to church is broken that his faithfulness to serve god

01:26:50.760 has broken that say two two thank you jesus say two through that

01:26:57.240 pet

01:27:01.560 god by your anointing whatever score is i don't think that that's though that's just a regular

01:27:12.760 run-of-the-mill demon but this this dude's got it yeah yeah yeah well i mean i don't know what 0.56

01:27:17.720 what drives somebody to uh to act like that i mean that's a super gay um and only only yeah i

01:27:26.340 guess you could only attribute that to a demon yeah it's like this is my precious exactly it's

01:27:30.960 a low level demon that's holding on to this this guy and this guy has invited it in probably

01:27:35.680 numerous times and by the way this thing is like yeah i am thor like this is a guy who fell in love

01:27:41.340 with that that when we talk

01:27:43.260 about the unironic rise in

01:27:45.140 paganism 0.83

01:27:45.680 something has been feeding him that shit

01:27:49.300 and he's just loving it you know

01:27:51.160 he's got a couple of like you said runic tattoos

01:27:53.180 somewhere probably

01:27:55.180 big fan of Thor from the

01:27:57.180 Marvel films play little God of War

01:27:59.580 gets too lost in the

01:28:01.200 sauce his life probably

01:28:03.080 wasn't that bad otherwise he probably like

01:28:05.100 had some stuff and decided

01:28:06.440 I'm gonna go to church and then you 0.84

01:28:09.180 go to church and then some shit like this starts to like

01:28:11.100 acting up in you and you don't even realize yeah yeah it's in this place jesus christ is lord

01:28:17.520 his kingdom rules look at the guy he doesn't look like unkempt or unruly no he looks healthy he

01:28:24.340 doesn't look like a drug addict he looks like a dude that is coexisting with this this entity and

01:28:28.880 might not have even known it stepped into a church and then you get a reaction and i've seen i've 0.70

01:28:34.560 seen some shit like this before i've seen a lady like snake through the uh folding chairs of a 1.00

01:28:39.420 church that's crazy yeah normal lady but like in the church she's snaking around i couldn't snake 1.00

01:28:45.780 around if you asked me to right they did the whole service as she snaked through the chairs 1.00

01:28:49.480 and then afterward they cleared everybody out and fucking dealt with her i'd have been hard for me 0.73

01:28:53.580 i'd have beat her up i was a kid i was like damn this is crazy i mean honestly if you said snake 0.86

01:28:57.920 through those chairs right now i'd be like no amount of sports drink you give me when i say

01:29:01.880 snake through like snaking through that's crazy yeah how you do that underneath people is weird

01:29:07.600 man i thank you because we stand in god's providence we stand in his kingdom and char's

01:29:17.500 getting free because he's not giving up he's pursuing the lord jesus that's right he's got

01:29:23.160 faith you have to go you have to go say pit say pit for so come out i know i'm saying pit is this

01:29:32.620 what is this what mass is this what mark is doing to us turn to your neighbor bro what don't even 0.86

01:29:38.720 say that shit turn to your neighbor i don't even know if we haven't even talked about that on the 0.71

01:29:43.240 show we talked about it on the barithian files baryan files i'm sorry i'm making up words the 0.77

01:29:49.300 barithians no that's game of thrones yeah all right you want to talk about that i don't even

01:29:54.360 know if we should make it in trouble no let's talk about it so we um i i was at church you

01:30:01.220 stayed home that day something told you to stay home yeah and uh you know so i'm sitting there

01:30:06.780 it's a normal thing we showed up like a half an hour early shouldn't turn to your neighbor and

01:30:09.820 say my precious um turn to your neighbor and say sport drink so so um what ends up happening is

01:30:18.960 we show up early that day we're there listening to the band warm up and then we listen to all

01:30:23.700 the songs and of course we listen to tongues we did get the tongues and the interpretation was

01:30:28.020 far too long but um something fascinating happened fascinating happened and for our audience this is

01:30:34.340 going to be like there we don't have to explain why this was a red flag um two clowns uh shared

01:30:40.960 the stage with the pastor this past sunday and it was actually the pastor's kids he dressed them up

01:30:47.580 like clowns because they had a bet if a certain amount of money was reached for missions then

01:30:54.100 they had to dress like clowns they reached that money and and so they did and to to me i'm i'm 0.92

01:31:01.200 looking at i'm going these fucking idiots and i told you about it and you're like are you kidding 0.90

01:31:04.580 me and then you you tuned in and you watched it on the live stream and you saw it for yourself 0.95

01:31:08.280 and you know my wife she she's of the mindset of like well i know it's stupid and i know it it's

01:31:16.480 very negative in its nature my wife but like they don't know anything yeah but that's exactly the

01:31:22.380 problem if if you um are a spiritual leader and you're leading a flock in in the very battle for

01:31:31.240 your soul that is the spiritual warfare we're all in and you don't have the wherewithal you don't

01:31:38.220 have to know paul stob's book the nephilim look like clowns you need only ask yourself

01:31:45.140 the cultural significance of clowns for the last 20 to 30 years i don't even think you need to ask

01:31:50.240 yourself that i think you need to ask yourself how does this make me feel right now how does it

01:31:54.800 how do you feel how do you church how you that i was telling my wife i was like i was telling

01:31:59.040 the wrong button my wife i was like sometimes i'll just be doing things and then i feel like

01:32:06.180 don't do that thing or don't do something else yeah and you know what i do i don't be doing that

01:32:11.660 thing that's it yeah simple my life is real easy i think about it and i go if something in my chest

01:32:19.160 goes yo don't do that thing i just don't do it yeah and it's it's always right and when i look

01:32:25.080 at a clown personally i go don't do that thing yeah i hate him my son doesn't like him he was

01:32:31.840 he was creeped out he doesn't like clowns i don't dislike clowns in the sense of i find them spooky 0.67

01:32:37.140 i find them fucking impossibly cringy yeah and i do hate them uh atma said oops i accidentally

01:32:44.180 dress my kids as nephilim it could happen to anyone right and look let's say that was a real 0.92

01:32:50.160 scenario atma and that was like we're talking about like not the pastor no harm no foul but

01:32:56.160 if you consider yourself the leader the spiritual leader of these people i was a gospel clown for

01:33:03.760 10 years ask me anything that's hilarious gospel class i mean it's just a it's a crazy move it's

01:33:09.960 a crazy move because you're so unequipped not to deliver the gospel but you're so unequipped

01:33:17.020 to engage in this spiritual warfare or understand the nature of the things that you're you know

01:33:23.040 interacting with that you will share the stage of what you claim to be the house of god the house

01:33:30.100 of worship to the lord with the visage of a demon like there's no way about it's the visage of a

01:33:37.800 demon their levels of it like i can i can see i can first off i don't give a i don't care about

01:33:43.880 the missions like this is number one i don't care first and foremost first and foremost don't care

01:33:49.580 second and foremost matt was right because they did that's funny they did a thing too and i'm like

01:33:56.800 i don't like this i told my dad i don't like this but my dad loves the church and he likes to get

01:34:00.540 involved and stuff they have the kids fundraising for missions and i told him i don't care about

01:34:05.880 this these things as a matter of fact it was to the extent where me and david were just right back

01:34:09.640 there talking to somebody that's a missions person oh yeah they got mad and i was telling them i don't 0.59

01:34:15.260 give a fuck about what you do yeah you're living i think this is dumb can you believe they got mad 0.71

01:34:19.900 at that they got a little upset and they go what church do you go to and i go life church and they 0.90

01:34:24.640 go they give to us and i go yeah no shit yeah and then i walked away because i don't i don't care 0.67

01:34:30.220 i don't like it i don't know what you're doing and i i think it's a like i think uh you know 0.72

01:34:35.800 zach had a point it's a little bit of a cop out like i'm gonna give money to somebody else to do

01:34:39.880 a mission yeah go do the mission yourself well that's the idea right the great commission

01:34:43.940 is for everyone to spread the gospel to spread the good news is for everyone so you're not

01:34:49.120 supposed to um i don't think you're supposed to necessarily yeah there you go yeah matt was right

01:34:53.900 but so what happened in that interaction is my daughter goes up my my dad goes hey go ask matt

01:34:58.780 for money for the mission thing and she goes up she's a little kid she's like hey can i have money

01:35:02.160 and matt looks at her and he goes no as a matter of fact get out of here yeah do you think that if

01:35:08.160 it was for um girl scout cookies hey he might get listen matt matt's the type of dude though where

01:35:14.080 people come up and they're like hey i'm selling xyz i make bread and he's like oh yeah let's see 0.71

01:35:20.300 if we could sell this in the shop let's see what we could do like yeah he does shit like that or

01:35:24.220 whatever or like donate money he's not he's not going to tell you no but like it was for mission

01:35:28.600 specifically and he sold the box it was like for the church for the missions and and that's just

01:35:32.920 like no and my dad was offended and i was like hey listen i get why he's saying that like it's not

01:35:38.760 even money for your church it's money for your church to go somewhere else yeah and he was just

01:35:43.620 it's it's just ridiculous on its face the bet hinged on if they could make that much money from

01:35:49.820 the kids that are panhandling to donate and i you know what i can't even go back to this church now

01:35:55.540 because it's like the things that i'm saying it sounds horrific if they sound horrific and they

01:36:01.200 sound brutal but yeah they need to be said number one it's a little i find it weird i i never liked

01:36:07.740 panhandling myself as a child like as uh i would raise money for baseball to go do traveling

01:36:13.060 baseball that's one thing it's it's it was weird to do it for a missions thing i don't i don't like

01:36:19.880 that to have a bet about this is bizarre dressing like a clown a bet just a bet in church at all is

01:36:28.840 just strange dressing like a clown again i can understand the bet you'd be like all right i don't

01:36:33.360 like it i don't like it a little hey what's wrong with the little like a humiliation ritual in

01:36:37.540 church huh yeah like if we were selling t-shirts and i go if my t-shirt sells more than you got

01:36:41.680 to dress like a clown it's like yeah this is a good idea yeah until it comes the day where

01:36:46.140 my t-shirt has also outsold yours and i'm dressed like a clown and then i go you well i got i say 0.67

01:36:51.500 first you got to dress like a clown and then you go where are we gonna find all this shit and then 0.86

01:36:55.520 you go shopping and you get all the clown stuff i'm holding it and we're holding it and it's like 0.76

01:36:59.140 this is the right is this the right size you're the large immediate for this yeah what size shoes 0.79

01:37:03.060 it goes what the fuck are we doing what the fuck are we doing here i've spent 80 dollars on clown 0.78

01:37:07.060 paraphernalia and then then you go in the morning and you put it on and then let's say we're living 0.94

01:37:12.480 together by the way it was decked out it was legit we show the live stream i don't want to do that

01:37:17.480 i don't want to do that oh atma says uh yeah that's gonna be a good idea instead of the clowns 0.59

01:37:22.440 if you raise a hundred thousand dollars the pastor will masturbate into a coffin honestly less

01:37:27.980 offensive than the clowns right but so then there are levels like i said so now i see david dressed

01:37:34.480 up as the clown full face you're probably asking yourself again the fuck are we doing but we're at

01:37:39.760 home yeah we're still at home and i go this is all right this is fine this is fine then we get 0.90

01:37:45.740 i drive you to the church and then i go i honk your nose and we're having a good time and then

01:37:51.480 i get up to the pulpit and and there's the whole thing there's like two hours before this thing

01:37:55.460 starts because they're all doing stuff they're rehearsing they do it and you're still dressed

01:37:59.620 this way and this is the plan and i have to look at you a number of times and go okay remember

01:38:04.340 after this song yeah before the tongues you're coming up before the tongues and you're gonna do

01:38:09.560 this by the way called it again i leaned over to my wife and i said when this song ends they're

01:38:15.220 gonna do tongues okay and it wasn't good it wasn't like the song was you know because sometimes i'm

01:38:19.620 like am i just picking up on the fact that the band is crushing and the vibe has been created

01:38:25.860 and this time i can definitively say they were ass it was not good the music was not good this 0.80

01:38:31.700 time and i still knew i was like watch this yeah and then it fucking happened i have i do have a 0.88

01:38:38.760 hard time believing a lot of this stuff in it if my parents probably watch this they don't like 0.68

01:38:43.040 they don't like that i'm saying this but i just do i understand how music works as well and i know

01:38:47.800 when there's a certain level of proficiency to the music there is a way that you can move within it

01:38:53.000 while you're creating something yeah and it's it can be special that's the only reason i play music

01:38:58.280 that's the only reason why i would still consider playing music in general but when you're in this

01:39:05.180 setting the way that they're doing it it's and it's got to be this way because it's it's a

01:39:09.360 performance and things can go off the rails if you don't have a like a like like professionals

01:39:14.240 like or i'm not saying i'm a professional but it's a thing where like sometimes we'll do the

01:39:19.680 show and it's like pure fire and sometimes we'll do the show and we feel like a little skittery

01:39:22.660 stopping but we got through it same thing with music but if we had like a backing track to the

01:39:28.940 show and like a metro and i'm like stay on time yeah yeah yeah okay verse i don't like that okay

01:39:38.120 messages i don't like that i don't like where he goes um imagine if nancy was in the back just only

01:39:42.340 in our ears telling us messages from mom and then we go messages from mom and then we got it that's

01:39:47.520 what's happening yeah you know what i really don't like is when he goes um hey uh can somebody come

01:39:52.180 on the stage real quick and jump on the piano i just got a couple of words and it's not like he's

01:39:55.080 reading scripture it's not like they're doing a song he's just talking that's that's a weird i

01:39:59.660 listen i i wouldn't i wouldn't do it but that that doesn't i don't know that's just a weird

01:40:03.720 i'm just saying like for the music like a little ambience if you're inviting the holy spirit i

01:40:07.940 think amen rat would probably understand what i'm saying here too you're inviting the holy spirit

01:40:11.740 and i just have a hard time believing that the holy spirit's gonna really come to this orchestra

01:40:16.640 like this has been orchestrated very heavily and then there's a break for after every song it seems

01:40:22.580 to do something else it's like yo let people let them worship let them worship let the band play

01:40:29.020 and if you know if the band messes up if they if they play the wrong note if they're if they're off

01:40:34.040 time take the click track away from these guys it's time to take the the you know the training

01:40:38.760 wheels off take the diapers off let them play let them lead worship let them actually worship

01:40:43.640 along with the people that are worshiping that's important yeah because this is an organic thing

01:40:47.660 well that's the thing too is i noticed a lot of the people that are part of the thing

01:40:51.220 they're doing a work and they're checking out when it's like when they're not on stage when

01:40:55.700 they're not worshiping even even the regular people who are just like walking around and like

01:40:59.840 doing cameras and stuff like that like they're not worshiping they're not actually engaged

01:41:03.640 so they only show up to do the show part and then once their segment is over on stage or

01:41:10.420 their responsibility is for they're not like all right cool let's get into the word they're like 0.70

01:41:14.260 off doing other shit they're talking in the hallways they're like they don't care and i'm 0.54

01:41:18.240 like that's fucking weird guilty sometimes it could be like that like if you're if you're part 0.80

01:41:22.040 of the production it's sad because part of it has to be that way if you're if you're trying to

01:41:26.720 organize this for other people but then the level of insulting like to the clowns were like i'm like

01:41:32.300 fuck man yeah because like it's it is a show it's it's it's orchestrated it's got to be there's

01:41:36.980 timing there's a lot of things that goes into it so that way you could sit and enjoy what's

01:41:41.560 happening and we can kind of you know present the thing yeah but it's you know i'm saying it's i

01:41:47.480 experienced a little bit of that so so um the clowns instead of that because it's like okay

01:41:53.480 that church seems to be it's been like a kind of a like a decline over time now um

01:42:01.920 yesterday we're in the coffee shop oh yeah it's six o'clock i show up because i don't even know

01:42:11.360 what's going on i show up i thought i was just gonna watch a thing i was gonna watch matt do

01:42:14.880 straight bible with a live audience you call it an audience but this is a this is a bible study

01:42:20.720 so it's not like an audience these are people who are here to to mull over the word of god and to

01:42:26.120 try to understand this thing and matt is leading it and you ask if i can help bring up some

01:42:31.200 scripture so i go yeah man that's cool so you're making sure mics are working and you're making

01:42:35.880 sure you know everything is is sounding the right way and i'm bringing up scripture for the

01:42:40.400 the video but also putting it on the big screen for a room full of people it was packed in here

01:42:46.880 how many people you think were here yesterday probably close to max i don't know 60 70 front

01:42:51.540 and back right i mean 60 70 people and um and i was looking at this and i was like oh this is church

01:43:00.640 this is church if i stopped going to that place and we did this here once a week

01:43:07.400 like difference like it was like the difference is astronomical yeah it was all scripture hey

01:43:15.580 we didn't even play any music yeah that's what i was talking with matt about after that whole

01:43:20.700 debacle and i was like i don't think i can go here anymore because i honestly i can't i just

01:43:25.380 i don't think i can't i can't even really help anymore like if they asked me to help i have to 0.68

01:43:29.840 be like hey i i don't know what the fuck you're doing you know and nothing about last night was 0.72

01:43:36.540 gay no that and it's like dude i'm not i'm like mad asked me he was like he's like yeah let's do 0.96

01:43:41.260 it he's like oh you'll have to figure out the music i don't think you need music you don't

01:43:45.000 need music is fine but like if you if you don't have it at the level i just described then don't

01:43:49.560 do it dude the vibe was so crazy though because like what the audience got to see yesterday

01:43:53.340 the first 20 to 30 minutes is we were like hey i know we're not ready yet let them see what's

01:43:59.460 going on here and the camera was just showing matt and his wife serving drinks behind the counter

01:44:04.880 here at the standard coffee shop to a room full of people eventually the line dies down everybody

01:44:09.120 takes their seats and then everything reorients and uh what does it say oh yeah i saw i just saw

01:44:15.080 that notification come in g by well look at this um so so you know eventually everybody gets settled

01:44:20.420 and then matt starts you know jumping into all this scripture and what he's doing is he's cross

01:44:25.520 referencing scripture that talks about um having your foundation be in christ and it's a contrast

01:44:32.840 between fools and the wise and how fools will go to build a thing and and the wise will oh my god

01:44:40.800 what the hell dude no this is 15 years ago that's crazy um but but it's a contrast between

01:44:48.020 both individuals are building a thing the fools are building a thing and the wise are building

01:44:53.160 a thing and the only difference is that the wise are rooted in christ they dig their foundation

01:44:59.700 deep and their foundation is in christ and so their thing lasts whereas the fools falls apart

01:45:05.340 and he's showing you all these different scriptures across all these different books

01:45:09.660 it's luke it's timothy it's mark it's matthew to be honest this revelation this this sermon this

01:45:15.620 sermon that matt did it was a light one it's and it's light because the the age group of the kids

01:45:21.080 was probably 15 there's a lot of really young young people there high school kid it was designed

01:45:26.440 for high school kids but it was like it mattered yeah and sometimes i go to the adult the adult

01:45:31.240 service at the church that we go to and i was like this was designed for children yeah and it

01:45:35.820 doesn't matter this he did something that was designed for children and it actually pertained

01:45:40.720 to everybody yeah and and there was scripture and i was like all right this is going somewhere it

01:45:45.660 kind of made sense but we didn't need uh uh the lights we didn't need a smoke machine we didn't

01:45:49.820 need a full band we didn't need any of that no we just uh we had the cameras out there because i was

01:45:53.800 like i had an idea that if if he did that like it's like you know straight bible is what it is

01:45:58.920 and i was like if you do straight bible in front of a crowd it's just better it's just better yeah

01:46:03.840 it's just better and it's like why would you why would you do and i think they were hesitant as

01:46:07.840 well they were like i don't know if we should record it but after it was recorded they were

01:46:10.820 like yeah this was that was really cool that was something different because like i was like why

01:46:14.300 wouldn't you just go and do a thing that's gonna be good yep and it's in i mean you know it's it's

01:46:20.180 good for the people that are here but it's just in the wind and gone and something about being in

01:46:24.160 the room full of people like it was special that's special yeah but for it to be lost and just be in

01:46:29.140 this room for the hour that it was yeah and then gone it's weird it was like you spoke all this

01:46:34.500 cool stuff and then it just falls after a while and you know people take it and they take what

01:46:39.300 they will they leave it at the door but it's like what does he do by the way he he prints out a

01:46:42.800 packet so it's got all the scripture there and then it's got some questions to to think about

01:46:46.700 right and what happens is all these packets get passed out and then after matt is done you know

01:46:52.900 putting this all into perspective for people it's like well what does everybody do yo get together

01:46:57.980 with your homies and talk about this that's what yeah talk about this like you understand now what

01:47:02.500 it means matt has kind of acted as training wheels for you to unpack this now here are some good

01:47:08.160 questions to launch into this conversation get together in some groups it was like a school 0.59

01:47:13.020 almost get together in groups and fucking talk about this wow how profound none of the none of 0.89

01:47:19.140 the fucking um production value none of the music none of the tithing none of the missions none of 0.94

01:47:24.140 the clowns just like yo here's some scripture here's what it's saying here's how to frame this 0.96

01:47:30.960 now get together and talk about it the clown the clowns are just too much it's i mean it was too

01:47:35.500 and again so back to the clowns the reason why like you said do a little bit of research about

01:47:40.940 what this uh symbolizes but even more than that how does that make you feel when you see this

01:47:46.740 there's no how do you not have a discernment in which you go maybe not in on the pulpit in the

01:47:52.800 church maybe not we don't maybe hey name some famous clowns yeah i don't know pennywise the

01:47:59.020 clown uh john wayne gacy gacy uh there's a couple other ones uh from like a horror i forget what it

01:48:05.680 is there's like a horror another horror clown there's so many horror clowns i couldn't tell

01:48:09.660 you people walking around the street as clowns and it was terrifying and they weren't even trying

01:48:13.780 to be terrifying they were just walking around the street and people like you have to stop this

01:48:16.700 is going to be we're going to make this illegal yeah for you to do this because it's just not a

01:48:20.520 good thing it's threatening it's menacing it insinuates death because everybody has gotten

01:48:24.840 to the point now where it is you know it's synonymous rather uh with horror well because

01:48:29.700 i think god has instilled in us this i and not just because it's synonymous with horror but god

01:48:34.340 has instilled us in us the idea you look at this thing and you go something not right and some

01:48:39.780 there's something that's not right is that they are a resemblance of the nephilim yeah and when

01:48:44.540 you look at it you're supposed to go no right or at at the very least you see one at a circus you're

01:48:50.900 like all right this is a circus you know it's like this belong i came into the circus right

01:48:54.900 so it kind of belongs here but i came into this shit show of insanity where there's an elephant

01:49:00.100 standing on a ball or whatever it is this guy's in a loop the loop okay but when i see one and i

01:49:07.000 don't recoil a little bit that that makes me question the discernment of somebody that's

01:49:11.760 looking at it and now i'm left with the choices like okay i can go and have a conversation with

01:49:16.600 this guy and and i don't i don't even understand there's not going to be he'd be perceptive to it

01:49:22.560 but it's just like the fact that that happened i'm just like dude like what are you doing there's

01:49:27.160 so many it's it's not just about that it's like to me it's like the straw that breaks the camel's

01:49:31.360 back you know and it's it's not just about the clown thing it's like the this a multitude of

01:49:35.920 things a multitude a multitude of things so here let's let's depart off of this um and and guys

01:49:41.900 if you haven't already go to straight bible uh the youtube channel and uh and subscribe to that

01:49:47.380 go and check out that show that was a really special show and um and i'm looking forward

01:49:51.600 to doing more stuff like that in the future uh all right let's run let's do two videos then we'll

01:49:56.040 get out of here okay it was thank you uh elohim says it was a little bit uh tumultuous and i

01:50:06.040 would agree with that um by jonathan is still justifying he's like it was the 90s you gotta

01:50:10.340 understand man it was the 90s you gotta understand i get it it was a lot of weird things in the 90s

01:50:14.400 uh so messages from mom we need a great redemption arc from mom because the last one was rough right

01:50:21.200 it was really it was really um i think what we in the industry like to call bad so not great but i've

01:50:29.700 got faith that she's gonna pull it together this time okay here we go let's let's let's let her rip 0.59

01:50:35.020 all right let's see if we can make this a little bit bigger here we go the last versus the boom 1.00

01:50:39.980 Malachi. Bro, I didn't know this until the last two weeks. The last verses of the book of Malachi, 0.98

01:50:45.200 which is obviously the last book of the Old Testament, the last verses prophesy about a

01:50:50.080 coming Messiah. And dude, one of the things it says is that there's going to come a quote unquote

01:50:54.620 son of righteousness with healing in his wings. So it's going to turn the hearts of the children

01:50:58.340 of the fathers and the hearts of the fathers of the children. Okay. So, so that is prophesied

01:51:03.420 about the coming Messiah. I didn't know this. So when Malachi says he's going to have healing in

01:51:09.460 wings the hebrew i stumbled across this this week the hebrew word is the hebrew word kanaf

01:51:13.940 which can get translated wings or it can get translated a fringe or an edge like of a garment

01:51:19.860 whoa so i didn't know this so then okay bro this is this is a little deep cut jesus shows up jesus

01:51:25.860 is obviously a rabbi he's a teacher and when the rabbis what they would wear is that they

01:51:30.180 wear these robes that would have these like these fringe tassels on their robes the word that was

01:51:35.940 used for those was kanaf in other words that's the the rabbi's wings so dude this is really

01:51:41.460 interesting then you fast forward you go to mark chapter five you got the woman with the issue of

01:51:45.940 blood right bro okay you know i'm going with this you got the woman with the issue of blood i've

01:51:50.760 read that story a million times and be like man why did she just walk up to jesus and it specifically

01:51:55.440 says she touches the edge of his garment expecting to be healed bro this lady had read malachi

01:52:02.960 chapter four and she knew for 400 years they've been waiting for a messiah to come who would have

01:52:10.060 quote healing in his wings and she had faith that this is the one who was promised and so in

01:52:17.420 not only did he have the healing in his wings but she took it from him like she had faith

01:52:21.540 that he had healing in his wings or in his garments and he that that uh the greek gangster

01:52:27.560 The Greek in that translation also says that he recognized that he lost power or lost virtue when she touched him.

01:52:36.600 So like the virtue meaning like power.

01:52:38.460 So she actually took them.

01:52:40.120 She took them.

01:52:40.720 She knew it was there.

01:52:42.260 Depleted his mana bar.

01:52:43.760 Depleted his healing bar.

01:52:45.800 Hey, who touched him?

01:52:46.940 Malachi chapter four.

01:52:48.080 She walks up and touches the fringe, the kanaf of his garment. 0.67

01:52:52.760 Wow.

01:52:53.300 Boom.

01:52:54.000 She's healed.

01:52:54.900 Wow.

01:52:55.440 And all of it is a fulfillment of the messianic prophecy from Malachi chapter four that leads up to obviously the very next thing that happens in the biblical narrative is, is the birth of Christ.

01:53:06.980 I've never heard that before.

01:53:08.260 Bro, I stopped crushing.

01:53:09.680 Okay.

01:53:10.060 People that, um, they get real upset.

01:53:12.060 They're like, oh, the old Testament God is not the God that, that Jesus is calling the father.

01:53:17.980 And it's like, this doesn't move.

01:53:19.820 This doesn't do anything for me.

01:53:21.000 I liked it.

01:53:21.620 um but the old testament is filled with prophetic language about the coming of christ like i don't

01:53:26.820 think the people go as far as to be like oh these are separate things like the old testament is the

01:53:30.740 jews ignore yeah it's like dude no like this is it's all about the coming of christ it's just in

01:53:35.620 this language that like like there's another one one of many this is that i forget what the

01:53:41.220 phenomenon is called when it cross references from the old testament to the new testament uh

01:53:45.860 this cascade or something like that um that's a fascinating one i knew exactly where it was going

01:53:51.220 And I had only heard that story, I think, maybe from Matt.

01:53:54.100 All right, that was a banger.

01:53:55.400 I'm kind of excited to see this one here.

01:53:56.900 We're going to skip around.

01:53:57.680 Hold on.

01:53:57.920 Let's X this thing.

01:53:59.140 Good job.

01:53:59.780 That was a good message.

01:54:00.560 All right, Mom.

01:54:01.380 That was a good one.

01:54:02.180 That was a good one.

01:54:02.800 Let's see if you can keep it.

01:54:04.460 Ooh, I'm good.

01:54:05.340 Thank you.

01:54:05.860 Thank you.

01:54:06.380 Very nice.

01:54:08.240 How to fool the world.

01:54:09.740 Oh, it's this fucking dude.

01:54:10.880 You know this guy?

01:54:11.460 Oh, my God.

01:54:12.200 This guy looks kind of fake.

01:54:13.180 He looks like, well, look.

01:54:14.300 I see this guy.

01:54:14.900 Yep, it's everything that we just said.

01:54:16.580 Oh, let's see.

01:54:16.980 are y'all truly truly truly ready for this deep dive because it goes back decades didn't i just

01:54:23.000 tell you last week that apollo apollyon this guy looks fake helios lucifer was coming back

01:54:28.520 through the arch he's making what do you know they're the same exact being yeah hey remember

01:54:33.140 when marina avarovich came out 12 000 likes on the shit that i uh by the way yeah he is he's

01:54:39.400 making this arch arch arch the arch in uh in the ballroom and on it on the top of it is this

01:54:46.480 winged, crowned

01:54:48.880 Apollo, but it's like a

01:54:50.680 female version, but that's what Lucifer, 0.95

01:54:52.700 Apollo, Mithras, like they, it's the 0.97

01:54:54.700 same character and it'll gender swap, which 0.96

01:54:56.740 is why you get Lady Liberty. What are we saying to my mom

01:54:58.660 on this? I've been good. No, no, this is good information.

01:55:00.640 It's not her fault. We did this yesterday, but it's not your fault.

01:55:02.900 This is good. You're on it. But hey,

01:55:04.960 she's over the target. You're on it. You're on

01:55:06.720 it. Let's see what else we got. I'll allow

01:55:08.780 it. I'll allow it. Very good. We're going to skip

01:55:10.620 past it though. Oh my gosh.

01:55:12.880 This is a woman, so this could go off the rails. 0.97

01:55:14.360 Lincoln Park was a military base in Canada where they experimented on children in a top-secret government project called MKUltra. 1.00

01:55:25.060 11,000.

01:55:26.180 Then you've got Chester Bennington, the lead singer of Lincoln Park, who was working on a documentary for child trafficking.

01:55:33.360 Soundgarden.

01:55:34.140 And he happened to record himself in the middle of that production.

01:55:38.460 Same with Avicii and Anthony Bourdain, who were working on it as well.

01:55:42.440 Yep.

01:55:42.760 they're gonna say chris cornell hey she's busy golfing yeah i'll give it to her i mean you know

01:55:49.620 it's just crazy how you can take these unbelievably complex and fascinating elements

01:55:55.680 of our reality and bake them into a 20 fucking second clip where no real context is given

01:56:01.380 and there's no connectivity to the greater picture whatsoever it's just good enough for people and 0.69

01:56:05.920 they go delicious by the way i have been listening to a lot of lincoln park a lot of lincoln park

01:56:12.660 it turns out lincoln park is music to run to you know sometimes like running to a good song gives

01:56:18.220 you an extra gear type of deal uh lincoln park is a fantastic one and there's a couple of songs

01:56:23.680 in particular um anything fueled by ramen that that uh that was like a recording company oh yeah

01:56:31.380 yeah you know what else i ran to uh just this morning limp biscuit there you go and i was like

01:56:36.520 Fuck, man.

01:56:37.120 Bow with the bow, the bang, the bang.

01:56:38.400 Nope.

01:56:38.660 Okay.

01:56:39.360 Wrong shot.

01:56:41.180 I can't make this up.

01:56:42.840 In the gallery, man is running from the police and jumps down.

01:56:47.880 I'm sure you got to go to the ice.

01:56:49.240 Hold on.

01:56:50.140 Look, this was him still in the glasses 10 minutes before.

01:56:54.060 Is that Dom Lucre? 0.91

01:56:55.380 My mom's giving us black content. 0.99

01:56:56.820 She's giving us black content. 1.00

01:56:58.360 Pause this real quick. 1.00

01:56:59.880 To jump.

01:57:01.140 Oh, he stole from Marc Jacobs.

01:57:02.180 To jump onto the ice.

01:57:04.420 Onto the ice?

01:57:05.080 Is that what he did?

01:57:05.760 there's an ice rink in there i this might actually be a a mall that i know it might be out here

01:57:10.540 there's an ice skating rink no this is houston houston okay um number one black people in ice

01:57:16.380 sports never think outside of the jamaican bobsled team yeah which was a fantasy that was a

01:57:21.200 fantasy it was a fictional piece you know they actually killed john candy because of that did 0.53

01:57:25.560 they really yep i didn't know that yep can't partake in that kind of uh tom fuckery well to

01:57:29.900 jump down you imagine the whole bottom floor is an ice skating rink is not ice skating rink right

01:57:35.260 So you wouldn't, why would you pick the ice skating rink to jump down on?

01:57:39.320 Because it's slippery.

01:57:40.640 You ever seen Home Alone where they try to chase him through the ice skating rink?

01:57:43.380 Yeah.

01:57:43.880 The cops can't get him?

01:57:44.360 That's true.

01:57:44.960 Here we go.

01:57:45.320 This is off the thing and just walk out, then jump on line and start lying about him buying.

01:57:53.240 Damn.

01:57:53.840 And you know he wasn't trying.

01:57:55.480 I'm going to tell you a few moments later. 1.00

01:57:57.240 That's black people magic. 1.00

01:57:58.700 He running from the pole. 1.00

01:57:59.760 The rhyming is black people magic. 1.00

01:58:01.100 To be online and then start lying about you buying. 1.00

01:58:06.080 And he wasn't even trying.

01:58:07.440 Shit.

01:58:07.660 We got to rhyme more on this show.

01:58:09.060 Let's see this guy break his legs.

01:58:11.000 Jump off the second floor.

01:58:13.320 Oh, he made it.

01:58:14.120 Oh, no.

01:58:15.080 Oh, no.

01:58:16.260 His legs.

01:58:18.420 Oh, no.

01:58:23.280 Damn. 0.94

01:58:23.800 And the ref came and threw a flag at him.

01:58:25.440 That's crazy, bro.

01:58:27.680 Oh, my God.

01:58:29.520 His legs, bro.

01:58:30.960 I have never seen no shit.

01:58:33.020 Wait, if that's the greatest shit ever.

01:58:34.860 Bro, his legs went fucking east and west.

01:58:37.700 Look at how the white guy goes over.

01:58:39.440 What is he doing?

01:58:41.620 He's talking shit.

01:58:42.940 He's like, you jump all the way from up there.

01:58:45.900 Oh, he's done. 0.64

01:58:47.440 Look at the white people. 0.74

01:58:49.740 He's going to kneel on his neck. 0.71

01:58:51.080 It was fly.

01:58:52.220 You know, you go out there and find you that nice guy, the sugar daddy.

01:58:55.380 Oh, that's a long way down.

01:58:57.180 Do you see how high that is?

01:58:58.680 bring it back a little bit so i can see did we see the floor from this perspective because

01:59:03.820 the original view it's hard to tell how high it is no that's he jumped from the it looks like the 0.98

01:59:09.560 brown part bro and there's no way 20 feet 30 feet there's no way you're gonna get traction so of

01:59:15.960 course god his his feet no panda we're not playing what's wrong with the woman that watched this 1.00

01:59:20.980 show that's crazy play that back play that back again yeah the women that watch this show are 0.93

01:59:26.100 they're very uh dude that's crazy did you like that nancy probably i'm pretty i'm pretty sure 0.92

01:59:31.540 we didn't watch that on timeline cleanse oh it looked familiar but i don't think we had the 0.92

01:59:37.080 the narrative from the the rhyming black guy okay oh god that's horrific all right well we have we 0.90

01:59:42.740 have some more we're just muscling that was good hey that was good one she's crushing today she 0.91

01:59:47.440 took she took the advice yeah she did she took the constructive criticism really did something

01:59:51.380 with it all right what the okay i'm in it i'm in it let's see what do you mean they have a new 0.96

01:59:56.100 ayatollah let's take a look salaam alaikum bitches this is your new ayatollah speaking 0.96

02:00:02.940 well if you think about it i'm more like your new ayatollah because i had told you this would 1.00

02:00:08.880 happen if you kept fucking around instead of taking jd's deal this is boomers holy shit man 0.83

02:00:17.380 And that is Boomer Slop. 0.68

02:00:18.860 It's like Joe Rogan experience, but it's a Sasquatch.

02:00:22.500 It was all AI generated.

02:00:24.520 I mean, just a quick aside, AI has gotten crazy.

02:00:27.200 AI has gotten really good.

02:00:27.820 We just got fooled by RFK Jr. AI.

02:00:30.460 It was like perfect.

02:00:32.580 Will you allow this?

02:00:33.380 This is fine.

02:00:34.120 This was good.

02:00:34.480 This is fine.

02:00:35.400 I will say messages from mom is not cranked up.

02:00:37.960 The fear is not cranked up this episode.

02:00:39.540 No, no.

02:00:40.120 This is a big silly time.

02:00:41.700 This is a fun one.

02:00:42.540 We're getting like actual conspiracy.

02:00:44.460 I'm going to yell at her again. 1.00

02:00:45.480 I'm going to yell at her and make her be like, 1.00

02:00:47.440 yo, listen, you did too good this time. 0.99

02:00:49.000 Yeah, now you've got to take it back a little bit.

02:00:50.400 Now you're just telling us what we want to see.

02:00:53.980 Yeah.

02:00:54.880 Do a little bit of both.

02:00:56.060 Damn, Still Reserve said Air Florida.

02:00:59.100 Hey, this is the Blurry Creatures, guys?

02:01:01.540 Yo, for real, right?

02:01:03.400 Abducted this motherfucker's neck.

02:01:04.560 Did I tell you that fans of the Blurry Creatures show actually came?

02:01:07.520 Fans of the Blurry Creatures and JT show came,

02:01:09.720 and I was talking to them for like an hour.

02:01:10.940 Did they know who we were, or they were like, oh, shit?

02:01:13.520 He recognized me.

02:01:14.640 i was in the front uh because we were on jt's show a while ago yeah that's right so he he saw

02:01:19.420 me and he was like that guy i think he said i say i sound familiar and then he saw me he's like i

02:01:23.460 think i recognize him so he asked matt and matt's like yeah yeah they do a podcast and then then

02:01:28.000 he's like oh yeah yeah okay that is the guys that's funny that you like you accidentally walk

02:01:32.560 in here and like oh shit is that yeah is that well so his parents uh his parents or his wife's

02:01:37.400 parents his wife's parents live here not too far away yeah and they're like you got to check out

02:01:41.340 this coffee shop it's really cool christian stuff and they have like a whole bunch of weird stuff in

02:01:44.940 the back and they're like fine i'll fucking whatever i'll go yeah fine they came back and 0.87

02:01:49.620 they were talking he was talking to me and again fan of blurry creatures fan of jt and the first 0.91

02:01:54.720 thing he wants to bring up is the little season no oh timothy alvarino yeah yeah what like the the 0.90

02:02:01.600 the beef yeah he was like that was so long ago i was like fucking three days ago it's over it's 0.88

02:02:06.300 over i said haven't you caught up with the news yeah it's done so he wanted to talk to me to say 0.90

02:02:09.860 hey man i wish you guys could reconcile yeah kind he was he was getting to that he was like he's like

02:02:15.260 oh i saw you guys beefing with alberino pulled a gun on him yeah yeah i did i was like sit down

02:02:20.120 i know where this is going yeah sit down turn around yeah i get it i told i told him i was

02:02:25.780 like no it's over it's all squash and he's like oh that's cool and i was explaining the whole

02:02:28.860 you know we were just talking and explaining stuff and then it was crazy we're here for an hour

02:02:32.380 i wanted to leave but uh couldn't do that because he was still here because he was still here so

02:02:36.860 shout out to that guy i don't think he's ever i don't think that they made it this far in this

02:02:40.200 episode if he is watching no definitely not didn't get past the black people stuff it's funny because

02:02:44.840 we have i told him i was like this is heavy on comedy we have colleagues in the space i guess

02:02:49.740 you could call them colleagues colleagues i don't think that that peers i don't think that they're

02:02:53.220 pumped to call us that it's just the reality of the situation is we work with you now we've gotten

02:02:59.340 to a point now where you can't ignore us and you have to uh call us peers in some way shape or

02:03:04.940 form and and what that does constantly is people go well i like jt i like blurry creatures maybe

02:03:12.320 i'll like this show no and you come here and it's unlike and i think this is true anything you've 0.76

02:03:19.100 ever watched in your fucking life yeah it's a very different experience he was talking i don't mean 0.88

02:03:24.620 to say it's the best thing you've ever watched no but it's unlike anything you've ever watched 0.85

02:03:28.820 he was like he's like oh i don't you know the he said the guys from ninjas are butterflies they like

02:03:32.780 they they kind of like do or like beat around the bush too much and they they get off topic and i

02:03:36.800 was like you're gonna hate you oh you'll hate this show you don't like we don't know what we're

02:03:40.140 talking about half the time and then then he brought up uh he brought up owing benjamin he's

02:03:44.460 like yeah there's a guy comedian he's really funny owing benjamin he lives like on a farm and does 0.64

02:03:48.260 homesteading and i was like yeah like we got kicked out of a whole fucking town because of that guy 0.73

02:03:52.120 he's like what are you doing here what are you guys doing here and i was like something you're 0.93

02:03:56.100 not gonna like something you're not gonna like but honestly after like talking to them for a while

02:04:00.640 they were like even his parents they were like i get it i get what you guys are doing here i was

02:04:05.080 like yeah you're still not gonna like it yeah but this is what we're doing and we're talking to

02:04:08.680 people that you can't you know what i love though we're doing exactly what we like yeah and that is

02:04:13.780 the best shit and honestly if we had the money and nobody listened and we still did this to an

02:04:19.640 audience of 10 people yeah i would still be pumped like yeah i get to go and do exactly what i like

02:04:25.340 i still have to have a job because this show don't make any money yeah but this show makes money which

02:04:30.020 is crazy yeah this is unlike anything you're ever gonna watch uh but that does not mean that it's

02:04:34.420 good they actually said they were like that they wanted to go to blurry con but they probably can't

02:04:38.720 and i was like oh yeah we do the bohemian grove thing and i said we're gonna be doing it in august

02:04:43.140 and yeah and the wife was like i want to go and i was like yeah i was like it's gonna be fun it'll

02:04:47.940 be dialed back i was like we're gonna we have fun it's comedy we're gonna do fun stuff but nothing

02:04:52.360 like crazy yeah and she was like telling her i want to go i was like you guys should come

02:04:56.220 yeah he's gonna come he's gonna come oh this guy's gonna come trump number 31 people really

02:05:04.960 like blurry creatures are you kidding me who's who's who yeah yeah this is this is blurry

02:05:09.580 creatures right yeah this is like this is all right i'll i'll give it a shot all right the

02:05:14.380 artemis 2 is headed for the moon trump translation well i'm sure you've seen by now we just launched

02:05:20.780 a group of people into space

02:05:22.800 that's something that people are not

02:05:24.800 doing all the time but we're doing it a lot

02:05:26.920 I don't know if you remember the space

02:05:28.580 it's good but I've heard

02:05:30.660 if you've heard one Trump impersonation

02:05:32.420 clearly we accidentally had a Trump

02:05:34.760 impersonator at our show for

02:05:36.640 what might have been the greatest moment

02:05:38.800 in history

02:05:41.000 full stop

02:05:42.160 we don't need to see a short about it but okay

02:05:44.820 fine I'll allow it although I don't like

02:05:46.820 the way that you framed it you might have been

02:05:48.800 disrespecting our guy

02:05:50.300 big T. Yeah, our Antichrist.

02:05:53.000 That's our Antichrist. Okay, he told

02:05:54.600 the truth. Next video. He told the

02:05:56.660 truth right to the faces of Hollywood

02:05:58.680 actors. Is this Ricky Gervais? Yeah.

02:06:01.400 We've seen this.

02:06:02.620 Yeah, we were there for it. Not there for it, but

02:06:04.500 we were paying attention.

02:06:07.380 Our next presenter starred

02:06:08.760 in Netflix's Bird Box,

02:06:10.840 a movie where people survive by acting

02:06:12.880 like they don't see a thing.

02:06:14.500 Ricky Gervais does a good job of

02:06:16.020 being the canary in the coal mine and kind of keeping 1.00

02:06:18.660 people in check although he's part of the problem too he's an atheist faggot he's an atheist problem 1.00

02:06:23.160 yeah but as a comedian that's kind of what he's supposed to do so i'm not really celebrating 0.99

02:06:28.700 queen flatina says david i got you a uniform from your side job um we do have a should i open should 0.89

02:06:34.140 we open it here let's just do it and get out of here because i gotta piss yeah i gotta piss too 0.86

02:06:38.020 um do you have it anything that we should say as we bring to a closing so like i said this coming 0.77

02:06:42.620 monday guys uh which is going to be the 20th april 20th for 20 um is going to be the release

02:06:49.740 of the vip tickets very limited guys only 50 tickets will be available um and then we'll be

02:06:57.900 releasing the tickets for the the big day uh later on down the road and uh don't forget to check out

02:07:05.020 our newest affiliate uh sport drink sport based company awesome product and uh i'm a big fan what

02:07:12.340 you get i got a tank top a tank top oh david hashtag tank top hashtag tank top what's it say

02:07:17.960 nice this is awesome i'm gonna wear my shirt tomorrow quif latina thank you for the hebrew

02:07:28.300 national tank top guys you haven't been sending nearly enough stuff not nearly enough the standard

02:07:34.540 coffee shop slash casino slash uh nds studios if you want to send us anything it's one five five

02:07:39.880 to bella cruz drive in lady lake florida that is the standard coffee shop if you look it up there's 0.96

02:07:45.080 only two it's not the one in brownwood you fucking retards um go there too you can go there too go 0.90

02:07:51.280 say hello to jess awesome awesome thank you this is what queef is wonderful i might wear my normal 0.95

02:07:56.680 my normal jersey tomorrow i really like that one man i washed it hebrew national uh t-shirt tank top

02:08:03.060 that's awesome thank you guys so much um and i don't know should we should we uh do maybe some

02:08:10.400 silly little thing some short thing sometime this week for patreon members only maybe are we gonna

02:08:16.380 have a giveaway we might have like two uh two tickets to give away for vip oh that's a nice

02:08:21.560 move the numbers are crunched the numbers are crunched is it in the budget it's in the budget

02:08:25.980 the numbers are crunched we might have some space uh bad goises why only 50 tickets so the standard

02:08:31.400 coffee shop slash casino slash nds studios has a capacity of 74 people and 72 people you have to

02:08:37.520 imagine that between employees obviously you know people that are coming with us he's got

02:08:43.780 family members and such and then um some limited space for performers or guests for the people

02:08:49.980 that'll be doing stuff for the people that'll be doing stuff that leaves a not a lot of space

02:08:54.420 available for for you guys so 50 tickets only super tight super cozy the performances are going

02:09:01.260 to be one it's gonna be a live bible study with ed mabry with matt and then uh we might if if we

02:09:06.500 can get laura baker in here uh how much we haven't determined that yet you'll see that on the website

02:09:11.020 though come monday we don't have the balls to tell you that's it seven million dollars um but the the

02:09:17.160 other thing is uh uh it's not performance heavy like we're literally all gonna be hanging it's

02:09:22.780 gonna be a long time we'll have food the coffee shop will be open so there'll be drinks and things

02:09:27.260 like that um but you guys are just gonna be here in the studio you can come in here you can check

02:09:33.880 it out uh we'll have you know maybe some swag bags and things like that but it's gonna be a hang

02:09:39.040 we're gonna be hanging with everybody uh something really personal probably something that people

02:09:44.680 would advise against is is allowing you guys to like touch us and be near us you're not don't

02:09:50.480 touch us don't touch us but that's the kind of david no no no you could touch nancy we will have

02:09:55.260 a stool um that you could step up on and and touch nancy's face but one time uh unless you pay i

02:10:02.240 don't know how much like a petting zoo like a petting zoo no she's yet to be won over on the

02:10:08.780 matter but i think we can talk her into it so i gotta go i gotta pee um and i think we're done

02:10:14.380 here david is that it goodbye goodbye nancy don't talk bye 0.99

02:10:20.920 They bred with daughters of men

02:10:24.920 And they will do it again 1.00

02:10:28.920 The end is written in the book

02:10:32.920 In the pages they foresaw

02:10:36.920 Death Squad!

02:10:40.920 Death Squad!

02:10:44.920 Death Squad!

02:10:46.920 When the last trumpet sounds

Nephilim Death Squad - April 17, 2026

Vindication ｜ Neph 2 America

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