Nephilim Death Squad - May 27, 2026


Who Are The 12 Disciples | NDS Jr


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344

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00:01:56.660 welcome back to another episode of nephilim death squad i am top lobs of the father of
00:02:14.740 disinformation i am joined by a couple of special guests today some recurring guests
00:02:18.980 some of my favorite people the people that i live with the people that i hang out with all the time
00:02:24.420 we're back with Layla and Oliver
00:02:26.760 we're going to talk about
00:02:28.940 not all the time
00:02:30.060 you stay at the shop for two
00:02:32.820 hours I stay at the shop for a
00:02:34.940 couple of hours because this is where I work
00:02:36.960 and sometimes I have to do work but I'm
00:02:38.880 with you guys most of the time right Matt
00:02:40.920 Matt's coming in oh my god
00:02:42.820 he's got tiny
00:02:44.960 coffees for these guys is this a good idea
00:02:47.180 this is a great idea this is a
00:02:48.700 horrific idea
00:02:50.260 does that have caffeine in it
00:02:53.120 You guys are going to do crazy.
00:02:55.320 Matt, no.
00:02:55.440 I've got to walk out of the ceiling.
00:02:57.200 I'm walking out of the ceiling.
00:02:58.480 No, we've got some milkshake.
00:03:00.820 Layla, it's been a little while, so tell the people where you're at, where they can find you.
00:03:06.760 Give them your plugs, your camera too, so go ahead.
00:03:13.100 All right, great.
00:03:14.040 Oliver, you can tell the people where you're at, where you're from, what you're going to be doing, what you've been doing lately.
00:03:23.120 It's going to be a rough episode today, guys.
00:03:25.740 All right.
00:03:28.260 That's crazy.
00:03:29.180 I can't believe Matt gave these people caffeine.
00:03:34.240 All right.
00:03:34.460 So you were asking me about the 12 disciples.
00:03:36.720 I think you're watching The Chosen with Wella, right?
00:03:38.900 Is that what's happening?
00:03:40.320 So you've got a lot of questions about, I guess, what's going on with the 12 disciples.
00:03:47.300 We're going to remove the screen so you guys can't see it.
00:03:52.200 Yeah.
00:03:53.120 how about that no because we know you have to talk to me this is a conversation and then we
00:03:58.160 can have the conversation okay now can we start the conversation yeah we're trying to start the
00:04:04.180 conversation what do you mean but that screen is yeah well now we have just just the words on the
00:04:10.520 screen so if you want to read the words you can check out those words there read you could read
00:04:14.540 pretty good but don't read don't read from these people all right so who are the 12 disciples do
00:04:19.400 We know who they are.
00:04:21.440 Peter?
00:04:22.580 Okay, Peter, Simon.
00:04:24.700 Simon is Peter, yes.
00:04:25.880 Who else?
00:04:28.700 His brother.
00:04:29.660 Who is Peter's brother? 0.99
00:04:31.440 The milkshake tastes like garbage. 0.99
00:04:35.000 I hate it. 0.98
00:04:38.260 It's not a milkshake.
00:04:39.980 It's a cappuccino.
00:04:41.480 Let me see that.
00:04:43.380 Is it hot?
00:04:45.000 No, it's not hot.
00:04:48.600 Oh, yeah.
00:04:49.400 that's like a that's like an espresso cappuccino he's trying to get you guys addicted
00:04:54.000 what do you think Layla it's good you got a little milk master you do you want this
00:04:59.440 all right he's gonna okay here sip it slow I'll run up the ceiling if it's coffee it's
00:05:06.220 supposed to taste like that okay I'm running out the ceiling tonight so we have Simon Peter
00:05:10.860 we have Andrew you have James right John the Apostle I think John's the one that wrote uh
00:05:18.600 the book of revelation you know that book you mean john the baptist different john yeah john 0.98
00:05:24.540 the baptist got his head cut off pretty early on yeah because this girl just stands for evil for his
00:05:31.900 for his uncle and then he gave him whatever he wanted to want john the baptist why that's so 0.98
00:05:41.900 so so so so ridiculous it's kind of ridiculous kind of sad but that's what happens to the 0.51
00:05:49.560 prophets do you know what a prophet is i have no clue a prophet is somebody that god talks to 0.94
00:05:56.080 directly and then they tell the people what god said and usually the people don't like that
00:06:02.020 so different john john the baptist john the apostle wrote the book of revelry did you know
00:06:08.820 that john the apostle is the only apostle that is he the only apostle that didn't die of being
00:06:14.400 killed somehow oliver you enjoying that you enjoying that coffee no i hate it your
00:06:21.740 shout out to the standard coffee shop they have coffee that you'll definitely hate i like it it's
00:06:30.620 pretty good he made you a nice blender um dad yep i hate it coffee is not for kids it's not for kids
00:06:37.920 he gave you coffee i don't know why he did that oliver dips the bread and coffee and then he
00:06:43.640 i only like it like that because with the flood it makes a different taste that's true all right
00:06:50.040 but listen we have to get back on track the people don't know where to find you they don't
00:06:53.960 know your plugs or anything like that we're trying to find out about the apostles i'm gonna be at home
00:06:59.760 okay so he's gonna be at home in youtube but the apostle all right you have john the apostle who
00:07:04.660 wrote the book of revelation you know what the book of revelation is oliver yeah we can turn that
00:07:08.640 on you know what the book of revelation is wait could you put that back up what are we doing here
00:07:14.700 okay we'll turn on our light there everybody's happy the book of revelation is the last book
00:07:21.420 of the bible where they talk about the end times how the world's gonna end who said that
00:07:27.680 well i was almost at the end well i said well i was telling you that the world's ending
00:07:35.400 okay i mean maybe we don't know we could be at the end or we could just be at another weird
00:07:43.120 time in history there was philip the apostle bartholomew they called him nathaniel bartholomew
00:07:51.120 was another apostle guys uh we'll talk about him after okay matthew you guys know matthew the
00:07:59.460 apostle no he was the tax collector yeah i don't know that i don't know about it everybody keep
00:08:08.040 on spinning at him thomas the apostle you know thomas no is tom no he was a i don't know they
00:08:17.180 called him doubting thomas but really he was he was a pretty solid dude uh there was another james
00:08:24.820 there was a guy named thaddeus a big james little james yes yeah this was little james
00:08:31.620 there was a bigger james uh that he was a son of thunder uh simon simon the zealot he was the guy
00:08:40.660 that uh was running around with the knife you know simon the zealot in the show i think he had a knife
00:08:45.080 or something like that and then everybody's favorite apostle i want mac to come back and
00:08:50.440 take them back you want if you don't want it i could i'll take it okay all right pass it over
00:08:56.820 i'll take it no no no no you're not getting a second
00:09:00.260 no you're not getting a second cappuccino and then the final apostle is everyone's favorite
00:09:08.200 apostle judas you guys know who that is right he's the one that betrayed jesus for uh was it
00:09:19.420 30 pieces of silver 40 pieces of silver yeah yeah it's like this big yeah just a couple pieces of
00:09:25.480 silver but really he betrayed him because he was more upset i was telling you guys yesterday right
00:09:29.080 he was upset with what he thought jesus was supposed to be doing at the time what so the
00:09:36.640 jews thought that the messiah which jesus is the messiah he's so come like all dressed up
00:09:43.560 yeah they thought that they were going to kill the enemies of of the jews like political enemies
00:09:51.040 so they thought uh like he would be a president like like donald trump but uh jesus didn't come
00:09:58.660 as a president he came as a carpenter right just a regular dude and he didn't come to he didn't
00:10:06.200 come to kill and make war you're okay man you really like that huh can i have another no you
00:10:12.660 cannot have another one that's caffeine yes it yeah no you can't have more caffeine uh one more 0.98
00:10:20.700 bonus apostle there was one more there's one more apostle that shows up after he takes he takes
00:10:27.200 judas's place well we haven't even gotten to the questions we're still talking about the apostles
00:10:33.160 what's the apostle apostle is a follow they're the followers of jesus christ
00:10:38.540 he went up to them in the first year in the first days of his ministry they'll be calling us and talk
00:10:46.620 and talking to us yeah well they're they're asking us questions right now what'd they say
00:10:52.340 yeah but on the tv i mean on the tv yeah that's them asking questions uh they said the coffee
00:10:59.440 shop got zero stars that's not nice um what else are they saying here uh what did she say i can't
00:11:09.520 even read that give the girl what she wants my tinfoil hat tiara says give the girl what she
00:11:14.840 wants absolutely not absolutely not she'll have a heart attack no we're not doing that okay all
00:11:21.980 oh wow we have a ten dollar super chat from scott it says uh slurpee slash ice cream fun they know
00:11:29.740 that you guys like the slurpees thank you very much scott we will take that into account although
00:11:34.700 i think we're done with caffeine for today so do you guys have any questions about the apostles
00:11:41.980 oliver any questions no no just chilling just reading the chat you guys are like mad you guys
00:11:48.380 are stuck in the chat can you read us more no we're not reading any more chats we have to ignore
00:11:55.660 these people they're doing well if you if you answer some of these questions good then we'll
00:12:02.140 come back to the chat okay okay oh so ask us the questions if you were one of the apostles which
00:12:14.380 which would you i forgot what's i look at what that means the apostles the ones that followed
00:12:20.660 jesus oh yeah which which one which ones would you travel with and why because they travel
00:12:28.480 talking to the mic what's their names again okay we'll go through the descriptions again we
00:12:35.420 said so peter who was kind of like the leader he was a fisherman he spoke before uh thinking
00:12:43.000 sometimes he was kind of kind of rude sometimes he's the one that walked on he's the one that
00:12:49.160 walked on water temper he had a little bit of a temper no a lot of temper peter was also the
00:12:56.140 one that denied jesus three times remember when before the yes for the rooster crow but
00:13:03.760 peter was still a really good dude he just had made some mistakes andrew was his brother
00:13:09.280 they were fishermen james was one of james and john yeah yeah yeah he was he was in a
00:13:19.400 different questions okay all right we'll do another question um what do you think it sounded
00:13:30.240 like when jesus calmed the storm with just his voice what do you mean i don't know what do you
00:13:37.380 think that it sounded like? Do you think it sounded special? Do you think he just spoke it
00:13:40.700 and said it? Oliver? I don't know. All right. All right. Here's another question. If you saw Jesus
00:13:53.920 walk on water, would you jump out the boat just like Peter did and try to walk with him?
00:14:01.060 i'll just be calm just be calm yeah yeah i'll just do it like wee wee calm calm calm when you
00:14:10.500 guys go in the pool do you usually walk on water no no but you would but you jump out
00:14:16.420 of that boat yeah i have this big you you remember that big uh that big floaty yeah
00:14:28.500 I would just jump off of it.
00:14:30.940 You would just jump off of it?
00:14:33.860 I'd say, queen.
00:14:35.240 Sometimes I go head first, but no way.
00:14:38.520 That's pretty cool.
00:14:40.060 All right, let's ask another question.
00:14:42.580 This is a real question.
00:14:44.620 Why do you think Jesus asked fishermen to help him change the world?
00:14:52.540 I don't know.
00:14:54.200 I have no food.
00:14:55.760 Can you ask it?
00:14:58.500 No, we're not doing it.
00:14:59.420 All right, so look, now I'm going to take it away.
00:15:01.440 These guys are just like Matt.
00:15:02.940 Nope.
00:15:03.840 No.
00:15:04.920 No, it's gone now.
00:15:06.620 You can't see it.
00:15:07.640 No.
00:15:10.420 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:15:13.400 Can you just tell us the answer?
00:15:15.080 It's not an answer.
00:15:16.020 It's your, I want to know what you think.
00:15:19.100 There's no right answer.
00:15:20.580 I have no clue, Daddy.
00:15:23.560 Why do you think he chose fishermen?
00:15:25.980 I have no clue, Daddy.
00:15:27.660 Of men.
00:15:29.600 That's a good answer, actually.
00:15:31.960 That's a really good answer, Layla.
00:15:33.700 They're men, but they fish.
00:15:36.280 Fish.
00:15:37.460 They fish for fish, and now they have fish for men? 0.92
00:15:40.380 No. 0.62
00:15:41.520 They're like in the woods, and I got men.
00:15:43.820 No.
00:15:45.220 But isn't that what they're trying to do, right?
00:15:47.000 No, they're fishers of men.
00:15:50.800 Yeah.
00:15:51.540 Now instead of trying to catch fish, now they're going to catch men. 0.87
00:15:56.020 No!
00:15:56.460 Oh, the fist.
00:15:58.580 Men, men, men, fist, fist.
00:16:04.440 Men, fist.
00:16:06.020 It's like a fist.
00:16:07.800 A fist with a fluid head.
00:16:11.960 Ew, ew, ew, ew.
00:16:14.820 It sounds like Nephilim stuff.
00:16:16.640 I don't know. 1.00
00:16:17.120 Ew, I'll just take a hedge person, put it on the fist, throw it back in the water, 0.98
00:16:23.020 and then when the next time 1.00
00:16:24.780 I'll grab it where I threw it
00:16:26.700 and then I take off the head
00:16:28.540 and then I eat it.
00:16:30.000 Okay.
00:16:30.640 Alright, gross.
00:16:31.560 No, no, no. 0.89
00:16:32.780 I would take a fish's head 1.00
00:16:34.660 and put it on a woman's body. 1.00
00:16:37.520 Then I can't breathe. 0.89
00:16:38.980 Like dog man but fish man.
00:16:40.780 Alright, next question.
00:16:41.840 Are we ready?
00:16:42.720 Everybody straighten up.
00:16:43.600 We're ready?
00:16:44.240 Ready.
00:16:44.940 Okay.
00:16:46.280 Do you think angels watched Jesus
00:16:48.980 when he was doing his ministry on earth?
00:16:51.800 when he was going around for those three years
00:16:53.940 and healing people.
00:16:55.300 Yes.
00:16:56.080 You think they were why? 1.00
00:16:57.100 That's a stupid question. 1.00
00:16:58.880 That's a stupid question? 1.00
00:17:00.480 Why is it stupid? 1.00
00:17:02.000 Speak it to the microphone, Dad. 1.00
00:17:05.660 I am talking to the microphone.
00:17:07.060 No, you're like, ah!
00:17:08.680 Okay, all right.
00:17:09.580 Listen, this is my job, all right?
00:17:11.820 I'm going to tell you guys what to do.
00:17:14.140 No, we don't.
00:17:14.920 So you think for sure angels...
00:17:17.480 Don't do that.
00:17:18.640 You think for sure angels were watching Jesus?
00:17:21.140 What do you think they said when they were watching them?
00:17:24.060 Nothing.
00:17:25.740 They said nothing.
00:17:26.560 They said, oh, this is quiet.
00:17:30.360 Oh, shoot, my ears.
00:17:31.760 Ow.
00:17:32.540 Okay.
00:17:34.500 Next question.
00:17:36.280 What do you think the star over Bethlehem looked like?
00:17:39.900 You're always asking me what happens in Bethlehem.
00:17:42.860 I think it looks like a student star.
00:17:47.820 Oh, interesting.
00:17:48.820 You know what the star over Bethlehem is, right?
00:17:50.360 I think it looks like a flowing suited star.
00:17:57.720 Yeah, it's humongous.
00:17:59.200 Can you hear me or not?
00:18:00.480 I can hear you, yeah.
00:18:01.580 Yeah, but can you hear me the most?
00:18:04.420 Yes, don't scream into it, though.
00:18:07.180 You know that they used the star to find where Jesus was, right?
00:18:10.520 Yeah.
00:18:11.200 Yeah, I know that.
00:18:12.520 And his dreams said, don't go back home.
00:18:15.960 Careful.
00:18:17.500 Okay, all right.
00:18:18.460 we're gonna
00:18:20.100 move on.
00:18:22.440 Can we get out of these
00:18:24.660 lessons now, Dad?
00:18:26.680 This is what you wanted to do. You wanted to ask
00:18:28.600 some questions, right?
00:18:29.900 No, we want to see what they say
00:18:32.580 on there.
00:18:33.800 We'll go back to it in a minute, okay?
00:18:35.760 Okay, it has been a minute. Go.
00:18:38.700 Alright, if you guys promise that you're not gonna
00:18:40.480 get stuck on this like Matt, because Matt gets stuck
00:18:42.580 over here and then David gets mad and he yells
00:18:44.480 at him.
00:18:46.800 Yeah? Okay.
00:18:48.460 okay access all right we'll go back to the chat and we'll see what what she's what they're saying
00:18:53.820 they said layla that they want to tell you that you're beautiful panda fly says that
00:18:58.860 who do you want to talk to her and she sent three hearts to you she said you're beautiful
00:19:02.420 is there one for me no uh you want to know if she called you beautiful too
00:19:11.840 no no no no oh indiana indiana said you guys need to lock in you're acting like kids in here 0.87
00:19:20.280 you know what that means right we're crazy yeah you're acting crazy you gotta lock in 0.97
00:19:28.460 what does that mean i have no clue what that means they're calling you little miss nasty 0.98
00:19:33.680 because they call me mr nasty you no yeah no you're asking kind of you're acting kind of nasty 0.93
00:19:40.060 to me. Amy thinks that Oliver 0.62
00:19:42.240 is funny. Okay, cool.
00:19:44.940 All right.
00:19:46.400 There's a lot of actually. Read more.
00:19:48.620 There's a lot of chats
00:19:50.360 here. Okay, read more.
00:19:52.500 Oliver is based. My eight-year-old
00:19:54.520 daughter would love to chat with you guys.
00:19:56.400 Seven-year-old daughter, sorry.
00:19:58.400 And Daniel says that you're
00:20:00.360 based. What do you
00:20:02.340 mean? Based.
00:20:04.040 Like Toad, based.
00:20:06.100 And Oliver looks strong. Okay.
00:20:08.300 next question are we ready eyes on me very important question here
00:20:15.100 okay something do you why were the demons afraid of jesus immediately when they saw him
00:20:23.900 i don't know oliver why do you think okay no more stronger than him you think the demons
00:20:32.260 were stronger than jesus no no i say jesus was stronger than the demons yeah and how did they know
00:20:41.200 it because
00:20:43.840 them saw him yeah i think that they knew he was god right away yeah yeah um do you think some
00:20:57.580 people around jesus knew he was the messiah before he did all his miracles no who was the first person
00:21:05.340 to know that he was he was the messiah his mother the lady at the well who the lady at the well
00:21:13.740 oh this uh what was she a samaritan yeah at the well no but layla tilted towards your mouth yeah
00:21:21.020 yeah okay but jesus mom knew first you think jesus's mom knew first i think so too right
00:21:30.460 because then the disciples and then the lady at the well and then she spread it all over the place
00:21:36.120 yeah well uh the lady at the well was the first one that jesus told that to dad what's this for
00:21:42.220 that is uh david's little button presser don't press any of those buttons
00:21:47.420 Those are special buttons.
00:21:49.860 Which one do I press?
00:21:51.100 I wouldn't press any of them.
00:21:52.320 One of them might make the microphone blow up.
00:21:55.880 He's done that before.
00:21:56.960 It blows smoke into your face and it hurts you.
00:21:59.600 I wouldn't do that.
00:22:01.460 Really?
00:22:02.880 Let's ask another question.
00:22:04.140 These are all questions about Jesus and the apostles.
00:22:06.780 This is what you guys wanted to talk about, right?
00:22:08.680 I want to talk about something else now.
00:22:10.740 No, we have to talk about this.
00:22:11.980 I researched this whole episode to talk to you guys about this.
00:22:15.100 can we please talk about bigfoot no we talked about bigfoot last time so what are we talking
00:22:24.500 about very close to disaster there can we talk about gold what are the goals for i don't know
00:22:34.700 about gold let me ask you this question why do you think why do you think so many people
00:22:43.700 tried to stop the apostles from
00:22:45.540 preaching. Because I
00:22:47.660 hated Jesus' disciples?
00:22:50.660 Yeah.
00:22:51.600 You're pressing that button all the time,
00:22:53.900 Dad. What button? This thing?
00:22:55.900 No.
00:22:58.000 The switcher?
00:22:59.720 Oh, no. Well, stop looking at it. 0.99
00:23:01.360 This is what I'm saying. I'm going to have to take it away from you guys.
00:23:03.760 I'm not doing the...
00:23:05.280 I'm not changing anything. Yes, you are.
00:23:07.940 No, I have it set up to go automatically.
00:23:09.940 Dad, can you read a free talk?
00:23:11.700 you want to read the chat again
00:23:14.920 I guess this show is just about the chat
00:23:16.840 so we're going to go back
00:23:18.900 Chad if you have questions for
00:23:20.700 the kids
00:23:21.780 okay
00:23:24.920 Nancy has some questions for you
00:23:26.700 from Daniel Murphy
00:23:28.200 he wants to know do you think
00:23:30.720 aliens are demons
00:23:31.940 why 1.00
00:23:34.100 because
00:23:36.360 they devour your soul
00:23:38.640 yeah so somebody asked me
00:23:40.540 also because they devour your soul yeah yeah i i guess so they asked me did you just tell me to
00:23:47.740 shut up and but in spanish yeah okay that's rude oliver not me yeah yeah i did i say that's not 0.59
00:23:57.260 nice no no you think i ended that and you keep on talking okay all right so they want to talk about 0.97
00:24:02.940 they want to ask
00:24:05.200 okay Indiana Dunderino says
00:24:07.580 what was Jesus' coolest
00:24:09.580 miracle? Oliver
00:24:11.560 you've learned about some of the miracles
00:24:13.060 and Layla you've learned about some of the
00:24:15.520 miracles that he's done. Which one do you think is the coolest
00:24:17.540 one in your opinion? The fish?
00:24:19.540 The fish? What did he do with the fish?
00:24:21.540 Well the person
00:24:23.620 not on it.
00:24:24.900 Disciples can get no fish
00:24:27.060 only a little bit 1.00
00:24:28.420 and then God came
00:24:30.240 one at a time. Hold on.
00:24:31.600 And then God, the disciples weren't getting a lot of fish.
00:24:35.500 And then Jesus came and made them go and flab a bunch of necks.
00:24:41.900 No, that wasn't Jesus.
00:24:44.560 That was not God on earth.
00:24:49.320 All right, well, why don't you guys explain it?
00:24:51.860 I know.
00:24:52.840 No, I'm explaining this time.
00:24:55.780 No, no, no, no.
00:24:56.860 Wait, wait, wait.
00:24:58.100 And then them tossed it in.
00:24:59.680 Hold on, hold on.
00:25:00.480 Order in the podcast room.
00:25:02.700 In the podcast room, only one person talks, and the second rule is no fighting.
00:25:08.200 Okay.
00:25:08.780 So, we got to work together.
00:25:09.900 So, if you're telling a story, you tell a story.
00:25:12.340 If you're telling a story, you tell a story, and you guys help each other to tell the story.
00:25:15.420 Let's go.
00:25:15.800 So, Jesus didn't do it.
00:25:20.520 Well, God didn't do it on earth.
00:25:23.880 Jesus did it in heaven, but that wasn't Jesus.
00:25:28.320 With fish? I don't understand. What happened?
00:25:32.620 That wasn't Jesus doing it on earth. That was God in heaven.
00:25:37.300 Oh, God did it in heaven, but Jesus was on earth doing...
00:25:40.620 Well, what happened? Can you tell the people?
00:25:42.320 Well, Jesus, his first miracle was turning water into water.
00:25:50.300 Yeah, that's true. That's true.
00:25:52.960 So, Oliver, what were you saying about the miracle?
00:25:58.320 He's kissing the microphone. 0.61
00:26:00.380 That's gross.
00:26:00.960 You know that Matt farts into that one. 0.70
00:26:04.820 No, he doesn't.
00:26:06.660 Sometimes he does.
00:26:09.500 I wouldn't put my mouth on it.
00:26:11.160 So you think that Jesus' coolest miracle was like making the fish when he made a bunch of fish out of?
00:26:17.660 What was it like?
00:26:18.200 My ears hurt.
00:26:19.060 Can I tell you the story?
00:26:20.740 Yeah, tell me the story.
00:26:21.840 I want to know.
00:26:22.480 Okay.
00:26:22.880 the disciples weren't getting as much fish as jesus said so so jesus made a miracle and made
00:26:33.160 a bunch of fish and asked the disciples to go and get a bunch of nets and then them
00:26:40.760 chilled in and caught a bunch of fish and and there was all that miracle i thought you were
00:26:47.520 talking about the other
00:26:49.340 miracle with fish, but that first
00:26:51.420 one. Okay, so go ahead and tell the rest
00:26:53.600 of that story, Oliver.
00:26:56.020 That's all that I know.
00:26:57.600 Yeah, you're muted.
00:26:58.680 Can I go and grab something from there?
00:27:00.760 Can I tell you one more?
00:27:02.980 One more?
00:27:04.200 Yeah.
00:27:06.160 I like how he changed his
00:27:08.800 voice. Who changed
00:27:10.820 his voice? No, God
00:27:12.580 changed their voice.
00:27:14.800 When?
00:27:16.700 Oh.
00:27:17.520 The Tower of Babel.
00:27:19.540 Oh, that's different. 1.00
00:27:21.580 I don't know if that's a miracle.
00:27:23.660 I don't know if I call that one a miracle, but that's certainly something, yeah.
00:27:31.120 Go ahead, go out there, come right back.
00:27:32.960 What are you saying, Oliver?
00:27:35.820 Go ask Matt.
00:27:37.960 Wait, can I go get the candy?
00:27:40.020 No, no candy, no candy.
00:27:41.960 Everyone's, we have stuff here, we're all good.
00:27:43.860 Okay, I want a snack too.
00:27:45.160 Can you pause, pause the cat?
00:27:46.960 There's no pausing. This is live.
00:27:50.840 We're live here.
00:27:52.860 All right, go ahead. I'll talk to Nancy.
00:27:54.960 You're going to leave me, Oliver? Go ahead.
00:27:58.780 Nancy, what am I doing here?
00:28:00.280 I need some help. I feel like I'm drowning here.
00:28:04.640 You're doing fine.
00:28:06.520 Okay, we're juggling.
00:28:08.380 This is a difficult episode to do.
00:28:11.920 Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad.
00:28:14.120 I think we're doing all right.
00:28:15.820 what do you think, Oliver? How's it going? Bad. It's going bad. So tell me about the
00:28:21.360 Tower of Babel. What do you know about it? That he changed their language. Why did he
00:28:31.380 do that? Because they were trying to take his place. Okay, so tell me more about it.
00:28:38.060 They were trying to take his place, like trying to go to heaven? Yeah, trying to stack a tower
00:28:43.060 to heaven so 0.99
00:28:45.020 them could take Jesus' 0.51
00:28:47.500 face as
00:28:49.300 the king of kings.
00:28:51.240 Oh, wow. And so they
00:28:53.140 built a really tall tower? Yeah.
00:28:55.640 But then
00:28:57.640 before them could
00:28:59.100 do that,
00:29:00.880 he changed their
00:29:03.000 language. Why did
00:29:05.200 he change the language for? Because they were
00:29:07.220 trying to take his face.
00:29:09.460 Yeah, but what would that do if they changed
00:29:11.140 the languages? What does that mean?
00:29:13.060 They can't understand it.
00:29:15.460 They can't build it anymore because they won't know who's telling them what to do.
00:29:22.360 Yeah, they can't work with each other, right?
00:29:25.160 Yeah, because they have all different language.
00:29:28.240 Right.
00:29:28.700 Do you think it's important for us to communicate together and have the same language?
00:29:33.300 Yeah.
00:29:34.220 I think so, too.
00:29:35.860 So you like that?
00:29:36.760 That's not really a miracle.
00:29:38.320 That's more of like an act of God.
00:29:40.880 that's something crazy something really cool that god did you like that part yeah i like that part
00:29:46.540 they said that some people say that when he changed when he changed the people's language
00:29:52.520 some people he turned into elephants do you believe that no you don't think so yeah he said
00:30:00.020 some people he changed some people into monkeys too do you believe that no no you don't believe 0.93
00:30:06.680 that either all right fine wow you just did you pay for that layla all right we'll come back come
00:30:13.180 on back i guess you could just steal stuff from the shop go sit down okay go sit down come on
00:30:21.460 all right we're coming back this is great podcasting people
00:30:26.180 this is the worst podcast i think it's because i let you guys watch some shows before i started
00:30:35.020 they said yeah you're unmuted they said oliver says them like top like me
00:30:43.860 i don't know i guess it's the thing he must have picked up for that
00:30:47.640 uh from me talking to him they said the kids are going to be way smarter than me what me you think
00:30:56.220 you're smarter than me no no we don't think but thump said something yeah but do you agree with
00:31:02.400 them no maybe oh i hope you guys are going to be smarter than me uh yeah they said a baby thumb
00:31:10.020 why what
00:31:11.880 why
00:31:14.660 oh
00:31:16.440 zero
00:31:18.240 I don't know
00:31:21.700 I don't know what that means okay
00:31:22.900 let's see what
00:31:24.360 other questions from the chat no other questions
00:31:27.540 from the chat
00:31:28.200 they said I pooped my pants no I did
00:31:31.600 not poop my pants
00:31:32.640 they're asking
00:31:35.720 if we're Puerto Rican
00:31:36.660 no we're not
00:31:39.040 What are you, then, if you're not Puerto Rican?
00:31:42.220 New York.
00:31:43.740 No, you're not.
00:31:44.880 You're not New York.
00:31:46.040 That's not a thing.
00:31:47.120 That's where you were born.
00:31:48.620 Okay.
00:31:49.720 Another question.
00:31:52.500 What do you think the Apostle John saw that was too incredible to describe in the book of Revelation?
00:32:01.060 Nothing.
00:32:03.200 Nothing?
00:32:03.720 in uh i think it was uh these microphones are so big the headphones you mean yeah we got to get you
00:32:16.880 uh smaller headphones yeah miracles miracles you think you saw a miracle okay all right um dad
00:32:26.820 yeah
00:32:27.460 what is one of your
00:32:31.000 favorite miracles
00:32:32.120 that Jesus did
00:32:34.060 yeah
00:32:35.080 um
00:32:37.440 hmm
00:32:39.000 what's my favorite miracle
00:32:42.360 I like when
00:32:44.000 Jesus heals
00:32:46.240 the man at the pool
00:32:48.420 oh
00:32:49.920 no pool is a lake
00:32:51.760 pool is a living as this
00:32:54.160 talking to the microphone
00:32:55.240 of course they existed
00:32:58.500 yes did you know
00:33:00.320 that it was just this pool
00:33:01.420 and you had to go in the water to get healed
00:33:03.580 he did not go
00:33:07.500 he got closer and closer
00:33:09.560 but every day
00:33:10.300 no because them didn't make pools 0.99
00:33:13.520 because there was only the legs
00:33:15.000 you're hiding behind a chair
00:33:16.680 okay so no
00:33:19.500 there was pools though Oliver
00:33:21.120 it was
00:33:21.660 the the pool a pool is just a water like something filled with water so the idea behind this pool was
00:33:32.700 they thought that if you were the first person into this pool right before an angel came they
00:33:42.740 thought that an angel would come into the pool every so often and you were the first person
00:33:46.640 you would get a miracle no no no no no the dark fountain came and you will get healed in it
00:33:54.100 right right but the in the bible the fountain or the pool that they were in they said that every
00:34:00.840 so often an angel would come into that water and if you were the first person to be in the water
00:34:07.560 after the angel went in you can get healed or you can get a miracle or whatever you're there for
00:34:12.700 so people were always around the pool but there was a guy next to the pool that his legs didn't
00:34:18.440 work for his whole life or a lot of years he couldn't walk and he had his stood there for
00:34:27.040 like a lot of time he got a beard but not disappeared with white hair yeah he so he was
00:34:35.760 there for a really long time right enough time everybody just kept stepping on him yeah because
00:34:41.460 he couldn't get into the pool he would never be the first person into the pool right because he
00:34:45.980 can't walk so other people would get his miracle first why do you think he stood at the pool then
00:34:50.720 okay and keep on trying and trying he should just use his arms and push him in yeah but he wouldn't
00:34:58.620 be fast enough because you need the other people will get in first right and then they take your
00:35:03.400 miracle in the pool until that fountain that's a good idea but then you'd be all soggy
00:35:09.140 you know you can't stay in the pool forever no you can you guys stay in the pool forever right
00:35:16.320 yeah but if you stay in the pool you turn into a mermaid oh i don't want to turn into a mermaid
00:35:22.100 that's my favorite miracle because jesus walks up to him and he just basically goes hey you
00:35:28.800 want to get healed and the guy's like yeah and he goes all right get up and go away
00:35:32.040 and the guy gets up and he takes his his bed and he leaves and you know that that miracle 0.73
00:35:37.200 got jesus into trouble how because the pharisees you know who the pharisee are wait what was the
00:35:45.600 hole the hole on his wrist oh that comes after no but but what was it crucified when he got 0.73
00:35:52.900 crucified no the hole like person that has hole in them i was trying to hide it oh do you mean
00:36:02.200 if they had marks on their wrists like leprosy is that what you're talking about you like when 0.61
00:36:06.800 healed the lepers yeah that's like a and the girl was yeah so the leprosy the leprosy is like a 0.99
00:36:14.420 disease that people have on their skin and uh it's very contagious you know what contagious means
00:36:19.440 oliver yeah i know what i mean no i know what it means what does it mean spread it could spread
00:36:26.080 around yeah that's what it was so like people that had leprosy they were contagious and other
00:36:31.040 people didn't want to go next to them but jesus went next to him and he healed them
00:36:34.740 He's like, and he's like, don't go near to that.
00:36:38.740 Don't come any, don't come any, like, closer.
00:36:41.980 Yeah.
00:36:42.820 Okay, so, Layla, you would, you would probably have a better idea of this question.
00:36:48.340 From when you, when you watch the show, and when you see what they lived like, the apostles,
00:36:55.540 what do you think the apostles would think about the world today?
00:36:59.120 Weird.
00:37:03.100 Weird.
00:37:03.540 just weird you think it would they think it's a weird world yeah because because it doesn't make
00:37:09.180 sense because i'm don't because i'm don't remember it they wouldn't remember this world this world
00:37:15.120 would be weird what do you think they'd think about the tvs and the cameras and all that
00:37:18.840 how about the microphone in your face you think they don't understand any of this
00:37:22.460 like like like them are like because because them don't what like it doesn't make sense to them in
00:37:38.420 this world do you want this last piece no okay all right we have some other questions and then
00:37:46.180 And we'll read some.
00:37:48.380 We'll read questions from the chat.
00:37:49.740 Hold on.
00:37:50.680 Hold on.
00:37:52.420 We'll read questions from the chat after.
00:37:54.560 Because we're going to end.
00:37:55.060 What's the end for?
00:37:56.420 Do it right now, daddy.
00:37:58.880 No.
00:37:59.360 If you yell into the mic, I'm going to mute you.
00:38:02.000 Okay.
00:38:02.700 No.
00:38:03.680 No.
00:38:04.400 No.
00:38:04.700 No.
00:38:05.100 No.
00:38:05.520 No.
00:38:05.700 No.
00:38:06.940 Now you're muted.
00:38:08.420 Okay.
00:38:09.480 Layla, what's a Bible location that you'd want to visit the most?
00:38:13.200 i have no clue what you're talking about that
00:38:16.540 we will in a minute in a minute
00:38:20.940 we will we'll read through this after the a what oh they said all that's it no the a
00:38:35.160 Up.
00:38:36.360 Up?
00:38:36.560 That right there.
00:38:38.060 Down.
00:38:39.060 Down.
00:38:39.660 Down.
00:38:40.720 I don't know.
00:38:41.160 No, up.
00:38:42.040 Stop it.
00:38:42.620 We're going to go through.
00:38:43.280 The A with the YouTube sign.
00:38:45.300 On the YouTube sign?
00:38:46.840 Is it A with the YouTube sign?
00:38:48.560 Right there.
00:38:49.920 I don't know.
00:38:50.560 You went on it.
00:38:51.440 We're going to read after.
00:38:55.940 What's your most mysterious story from the Bible?
00:38:59.580 I don't know.
00:39:01.000 which one which one do you think i have no clue but this is the best time of my life
00:39:12.760 which disciple would make the best podcast host
00:39:17.920 the p peter probably probably he knew he probably knew the most out of all of them
00:39:27.180 If you met Jesus, what question would you ask him first?
00:39:33.280 Nothing.
00:39:34.680 Nothing?
00:39:36.660 Layla, what question would you ask Jesus if you met him first?
00:39:41.900 I have no tarnations.
00:39:43.880 What's happening right here?
00:39:45.720 No clue?
00:39:46.840 Mm-hmm.
00:39:47.740 All right.
00:39:48.600 Okay.
00:39:49.340 All right.
00:39:49.720 So I guess we'll read the chat, and then we'll end the episode.
00:39:52.660 Because you guys weren't ready to talk about the apostles today.
00:39:56.840 no you weren't you weren't serious about it no okay let's see let's see some questions nancy if
00:40:07.080 you see anything interesting you can pull it up no you do you want to mute nancy why no she's on
00:40:14.040 mute yeah i know no but she can pull up the chat she's a she's a producer so can you unmute her
00:40:21.560 uh here's one here let's see what it says alternatively what's part of the bible that
00:40:26.520 you're confused about? That's a good question from Agatha. Is there a part of the Bible that
00:40:30.960 you guys are confused about? Yeah, every part. You said we're going to talk about, uh, what's your name again?
00:40:42.740 Uh, guys. Yeah, guys, I don't even think he's really in the Bible. He's in the Bible.
00:40:50.760 every every one i'm confused about every single i'm confused about guys
00:40:58.560 i'm confused about every word in the bible um yeah so there he's he's mentioned in the bible
00:41:08.860 but the guy that you're talking about is the uh the guy that turned into a christian
00:41:15.000 yeah what was he called he was a roman uh what was the chat you unmute her unmute nancy that's
00:41:23.300 up to her i can't unmute her see you're muted here hello there she goes there's nancy
00:41:29.620 they want to hear from you nancy i don't i have no idea why
00:41:33.480 what do you want to know what do you want to know from nancy oliver
00:41:39.920 what's the crayon for
00:41:45.360 what's the crayon for right there
00:41:47.160 it's an edit button don't worry about that
00:41:48.940 can you add a button
00:41:49.620 what's the edit mean
00:41:54.220 the edit means that I end the show
00:41:56.320 no
00:41:57.260 we're gonna end the show anyway
00:42:00.640 no what's the
00:42:01.860 cross for
00:42:03.300 don't worry it's a new layout
00:42:05.540 guys you're not doing producing you're doing a podcast
00:42:07.920 you gotta focus
00:42:09.460 yeah i was the one i hate it what do we do we're gonna say bye to the people 0.56
00:42:18.040 no read it you said you're gonna read it to us
00:42:21.160 all right but you're not answering seriously they was they want to know what do you think
00:42:25.340 what do you think god looks like i don't know thrown and i don't know yeah i've lost them
00:42:34.320 this is matt matt gave them coffee right before we started and this is uh we've gone off the
00:42:41.200 rails this has been a disaster i'm not the wall i'm going up the wall i'm gonna be like
00:42:47.600 okay guys uh before we head out uh do you have any plugs or anywhere to tell the people where
00:42:54.240 you're gonna be at go ahead layla what we're gonna say what we're gonna do
00:42:59.360 Oliver, where are you going to be at?
00:43:02.920 Give us some plugs before we get out of here.
00:43:04.540 What do you think?
00:43:06.800 It's been a great episode.
00:43:10.400 Trevor said Matt's a terrorist.
00:43:13.460 What's a terrorist?
00:43:14.900 It's a government that does bad stuff.
00:43:17.700 It's somebody that makes threats on a governmental level to change the policy.
00:43:24.040 Yeah, I would say that that is exactly Matt.
00:43:27.020 That's exactly what he's done to this show.
00:43:28.760 read it read it now they said that you're spun they said you guys are out of control
00:43:34.420 they bred with daughters of men and they will do it again
00:43:44.720 the end is written in the book in the pages they foreseen 0.95
00:43:53.720 Death Squad
00:43:57.720 Death Squad
00:44:01.720 Death Squad
00:44:03.720 Death Squad
00:44:13.720 Never done Death Squad 0.81
00:44:16.720 When the last trumpet sounds
00:44:18.720 And the heavens