Who Are The 12 Disciples | NDS Jr
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In this episode of the Father of Disinformation podcast, Topol and his friends Oliver and Layla talk about the 12 disciples, coffee, and more. Plus, a special guest appearance from Peter's brother, John the Apostle.
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welcome back to another episode of nephilim death squad i am top lobs of the father of
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disinformation i am joined by a couple of special guests today some recurring guests
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some of my favorite people the people that i live with the people that i hang out with all the time
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Layla, it's been a little while, so tell the people where you're at, where they can find you.
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Give them your plugs, your camera too, so go ahead.
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Oliver, you can tell the people where you're at, where you're from, what you're going to be doing, what you've been doing lately.
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I can't believe Matt gave these people caffeine.
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I think you're watching The Chosen with Wella, right?
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So you've got a lot of questions about, I guess, what's going on with the 12 disciples.
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We're going to remove the screen so you guys can't see it.
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how about that no because we know you have to talk to me this is a conversation and then we
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can have the conversation okay now can we start the conversation yeah we're trying to start the
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conversation what do you mean but that screen is yeah well now we have just just the words on the
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screen so if you want to read the words you can check out those words there read you could read
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pretty good but don't read don't read from these people all right so who are the 12 disciples do
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that's like a that's like an espresso cappuccino he's trying to get you guys addicted
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what do you think Layla it's good you got a little milk master you do you want this
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all right he's gonna okay here sip it slow I'll run up the ceiling if it's coffee it's
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supposed to taste like that okay I'm running out the ceiling tonight so we have Simon Peter
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we have Andrew you have James right John the Apostle I think John's the one that wrote uh
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the book of revelation you know that book you mean john the baptist different john yeah john
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the baptist got his head cut off pretty early on yeah because this girl just stands for evil for his
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for his uncle and then he gave him whatever he wanted to want john the baptist why that's so
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so so so so ridiculous it's kind of ridiculous kind of sad but that's what happens to the
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prophets do you know what a prophet is i have no clue a prophet is somebody that god talks to
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directly and then they tell the people what god said and usually the people don't like that
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so different john john the baptist john the apostle wrote the book of revelry did you know
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that john the apostle is the only apostle that is he the only apostle that didn't die of being
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killed somehow oliver you enjoying that you enjoying that coffee no i hate it your
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shout out to the standard coffee shop they have coffee that you'll definitely hate i like it it's
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pretty good he made you a nice blender um dad yep i hate it coffee is not for kids it's not for kids
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he gave you coffee i don't know why he did that oliver dips the bread and coffee and then he
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i only like it like that because with the flood it makes a different taste that's true all right
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but listen we have to get back on track the people don't know where to find you they don't
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know your plugs or anything like that we're trying to find out about the apostles i'm gonna be at home
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okay so he's gonna be at home in youtube but the apostle all right you have john the apostle who
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wrote the book of revelation you know what the book of revelation is oliver yeah we can turn that
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on you know what the book of revelation is wait could you put that back up what are we doing here
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okay we'll turn on our light there everybody's happy the book of revelation is the last book
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of the bible where they talk about the end times how the world's gonna end who said that
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well i was almost at the end well i said well i was telling you that the world's ending
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okay i mean maybe we don't know we could be at the end or we could just be at another weird
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time in history there was philip the apostle bartholomew they called him nathaniel bartholomew
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was another apostle guys uh we'll talk about him after okay matthew you guys know matthew the
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apostle no he was the tax collector yeah i don't know that i don't know about it everybody keep
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on spinning at him thomas the apostle you know thomas no is tom no he was a i don't know they
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called him doubting thomas but really he was he was a pretty solid dude uh there was another james
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there was a guy named thaddeus a big james little james yes yeah this was little james
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there was a bigger james uh that he was a son of thunder uh simon simon the zealot he was the guy
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that uh was running around with the knife you know simon the zealot in the show i think he had a knife
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or something like that and then everybody's favorite apostle i want mac to come back and
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take them back you want if you don't want it i could i'll take it okay all right pass it over
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i'll take it no no no no you're not getting a second
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no you're not getting a second cappuccino and then the final apostle is everyone's favorite
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apostle judas you guys know who that is right he's the one that betrayed jesus for uh was it
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30 pieces of silver 40 pieces of silver yeah yeah it's like this big yeah just a couple pieces of
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silver but really he betrayed him because he was more upset i was telling you guys yesterday right
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he was upset with what he thought jesus was supposed to be doing at the time what so the
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jews thought that the messiah which jesus is the messiah he's so come like all dressed up
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yeah they thought that they were going to kill the enemies of of the jews like political enemies
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so they thought uh like he would be a president like like donald trump but uh jesus didn't come
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as a president he came as a carpenter right just a regular dude and he didn't come to he didn't
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come to kill and make war you're okay man you really like that huh can i have another no you
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cannot have another one that's caffeine yes it yeah no you can't have more caffeine uh one more
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bonus apostle there was one more there's one more apostle that shows up after he takes he takes
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judas's place well we haven't even gotten to the questions we're still talking about the apostles
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what's the apostle apostle is a follow they're the followers of jesus christ
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he went up to them in the first year in the first days of his ministry they'll be calling us and talk
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and talking to us yeah well they're they're asking us questions right now what'd they say
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yeah but on the tv i mean on the tv yeah that's them asking questions uh they said the coffee
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shop got zero stars that's not nice um what else are they saying here uh what did she say i can't
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even read that give the girl what she wants my tinfoil hat tiara says give the girl what she
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wants absolutely not absolutely not she'll have a heart attack no we're not doing that okay all
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oh wow we have a ten dollar super chat from scott it says uh slurpee slash ice cream fun they know
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that you guys like the slurpees thank you very much scott we will take that into account although
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i think we're done with caffeine for today so do you guys have any questions about the apostles
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oliver any questions no no just chilling just reading the chat you guys are like mad you guys
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are stuck in the chat can you read us more no we're not reading any more chats we have to ignore
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these people they're doing well if you if you answer some of these questions good then we'll
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come back to the chat okay okay oh so ask us the questions if you were one of the apostles which
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which would you i forgot what's i look at what that means the apostles the ones that followed
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jesus oh yeah which which one which ones would you travel with and why because they travel
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talking to the mic what's their names again okay we'll go through the descriptions again we
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said so peter who was kind of like the leader he was a fisherman he spoke before uh thinking
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sometimes he was kind of kind of rude sometimes he's the one that walked on he's the one that
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walked on water temper he had a little bit of a temper no a lot of temper peter was also the
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one that denied jesus three times remember when before the yes for the rooster crow but
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peter was still a really good dude he just had made some mistakes andrew was his brother
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they were fishermen james was one of james and john yeah yeah yeah he was he was in a
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different questions okay all right we'll do another question um what do you think it sounded
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like when jesus calmed the storm with just his voice what do you mean i don't know what do you
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think that it sounded like? Do you think it sounded special? Do you think he just spoke it
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and said it? Oliver? I don't know. All right. All right. Here's another question. If you saw Jesus
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walk on water, would you jump out the boat just like Peter did and try to walk with him?
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i'll just be calm just be calm yeah yeah i'll just do it like wee wee calm calm calm when you
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guys go in the pool do you usually walk on water no no but you would but you jump out
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of that boat yeah i have this big you you remember that big uh that big floaty yeah
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Why do you think Jesus asked fishermen to help him change the world?
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All right, so look, now I'm going to take it away.
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They fish for fish, and now they have fish for men?
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But isn't that what they're trying to do, right?
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Now instead of trying to catch fish, now they're going to catch men.
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Ew, I'll just take a hedge person, put it on the fist, throw it back in the water,
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What do you think they said when they were watching them?
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What do you think the star over Bethlehem looked like?
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You're always asking me what happens in Bethlehem.
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You know what the star over Bethlehem is, right?
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You know that they used the star to find where Jesus was, right?
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This is what you wanted to do. You wanted to ask
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Alright, if you guys promise that you're not gonna
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get stuck on this like Matt, because Matt gets stuck
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okay access all right we'll go back to the chat and we'll see what what she's what they're saying
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they said layla that they want to tell you that you're beautiful panda fly says that
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who do you want to talk to her and she sent three hearts to you she said you're beautiful
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is there one for me no uh you want to know if she called you beautiful too
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no no no no oh indiana indiana said you guys need to lock in you're acting like kids in here
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you know what that means right we're crazy yeah you're acting crazy you gotta lock in
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what does that mean i have no clue what that means they're calling you little miss nasty
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because they call me mr nasty you no yeah no you're asking kind of you're acting kind of nasty
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next question are we ready eyes on me very important question here
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okay something do you why were the demons afraid of jesus immediately when they saw him
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i don't know oliver why do you think okay no more stronger than him you think the demons
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were stronger than jesus no no i say jesus was stronger than the demons yeah and how did they know
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them saw him yeah i think that they knew he was god right away yeah yeah um do you think some
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people around jesus knew he was the messiah before he did all his miracles no who was the first person
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to know that he was he was the messiah his mother the lady at the well who the lady at the well
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oh this uh what was she a samaritan yeah at the well no but layla tilted towards your mouth yeah
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yeah okay but jesus mom knew first you think jesus's mom knew first i think so too right
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because then the disciples and then the lady at the well and then she spread it all over the place
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yeah well uh the lady at the well was the first one that jesus told that to dad what's this for
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that is uh david's little button presser don't press any of those buttons
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It blows smoke into your face and it hurts you.
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These are all questions about Jesus and the apostles.
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This is what you guys wanted to talk about, right?
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I researched this whole episode to talk to you guys about this.
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can we please talk about bigfoot no we talked about bigfoot last time so what are we talking
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about very close to disaster there can we talk about gold what are the goals for i don't know
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about gold let me ask you this question why do you think why do you think so many people
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This is what I'm saying. I'm going to have to take it away from you guys.
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also because they devour your soul yeah yeah i i guess so they asked me did you just tell me to
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shut up and but in spanish yeah okay that's rude oliver not me yeah yeah i did i say that's not
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nice no no you think i ended that and you keep on talking okay all right so they want to talk about
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miracles that he's done. Which one do you think is the coolest
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And then God, the disciples weren't getting a lot of fish.
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And then Jesus came and made them go and flab a bunch of necks.
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All right, well, why don't you guys explain it?
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In the podcast room, only one person talks, and the second rule is no fighting.
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So, if you're telling a story, you tell a story.
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If you're telling a story, you tell a story, and you guys help each other to tell the story.
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That wasn't Jesus doing it on earth. That was God in heaven.
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Oh, God did it in heaven, but Jesus was on earth doing...
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Well, Jesus, his first miracle was turning water into water.
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So, Oliver, what were you saying about the miracle?
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So you think that Jesus' coolest miracle was like making the fish when he made a bunch of fish out of?
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the disciples weren't getting as much fish as jesus said so so jesus made a miracle and made
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a bunch of fish and asked the disciples to go and get a bunch of nets and then them
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chilled in and caught a bunch of fish and and there was all that miracle i thought you were
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I don't know if I call that one a miracle, but that's certainly something, yeah.
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Everyone's, we have stuff here, we're all good.
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I need some help. I feel like I'm drowning here.
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what do you think, Oliver? How's it going? Bad. It's going bad. So tell me about the
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Tower of Babel. What do you know about it? That he changed their language. Why did he
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do that? Because they were trying to take his place. Okay, so tell me more about it.
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They were trying to take his place, like trying to go to heaven? Yeah, trying to stack a tower
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They can't build it anymore because they won't know who's telling them what to do.
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Yeah, because they have all different language.
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Do you think it's important for us to communicate together and have the same language?
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that's something crazy something really cool that god did you like that part yeah i like that part
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they said that some people say that when he changed when he changed the people's language
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some people he turned into elephants do you believe that no you don't think so yeah he said
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some people he changed some people into monkeys too do you believe that no no you don't believe
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that either all right fine wow you just did you pay for that layla all right we'll come back come
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on back i guess you could just steal stuff from the shop go sit down okay go sit down come on
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all right we're coming back this is great podcasting people
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this is the worst podcast i think it's because i let you guys watch some shows before i started
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they said yeah you're unmuted they said oliver says them like top like me
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i don't know i guess it's the thing he must have picked up for that
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uh from me talking to him they said the kids are going to be way smarter than me what me you think
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you're smarter than me no no we don't think but thump said something yeah but do you agree with
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them no maybe oh i hope you guys are going to be smarter than me uh yeah they said a baby thumb
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other questions from the chat no other questions
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What are you, then, if you're not Puerto Rican?
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What do you think the Apostle John saw that was too incredible to describe in the book of Revelation?
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in uh i think it was uh these microphones are so big the headphones you mean yeah we got to get you
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uh smaller headphones yeah miracles miracles you think you saw a miracle okay all right um dad
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the the pool a pool is just a water like something filled with water so the idea behind this pool was
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they thought that if you were the first person into this pool right before an angel came they
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thought that an angel would come into the pool every so often and you were the first person
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you would get a miracle no no no no no the dark fountain came and you will get healed in it
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right right but the in the bible the fountain or the pool that they were in they said that every
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so often an angel would come into that water and if you were the first person to be in the water
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after the angel went in you can get healed or you can get a miracle or whatever you're there for
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so people were always around the pool but there was a guy next to the pool that his legs didn't
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work for his whole life or a lot of years he couldn't walk and he had his stood there for
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like a lot of time he got a beard but not disappeared with white hair yeah he so he was
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there for a really long time right enough time everybody just kept stepping on him yeah because
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he couldn't get into the pool he would never be the first person into the pool right because he
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can't walk so other people would get his miracle first why do you think he stood at the pool then
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okay and keep on trying and trying he should just use his arms and push him in yeah but he wouldn't
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be fast enough because you need the other people will get in first right and then they take your
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miracle in the pool until that fountain that's a good idea but then you'd be all soggy
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you know you can't stay in the pool forever no you can you guys stay in the pool forever right
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yeah but if you stay in the pool you turn into a mermaid oh i don't want to turn into a mermaid
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that's my favorite miracle because jesus walks up to him and he just basically goes hey you
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want to get healed and the guy's like yeah and he goes all right get up and go away
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and the guy gets up and he takes his his bed and he leaves and you know that that miracle
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got jesus into trouble how because the pharisees you know who the pharisee are wait what was the
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hole the hole on his wrist oh that comes after no but but what was it crucified when he got
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crucified no the hole like person that has hole in them i was trying to hide it oh do you mean
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if they had marks on their wrists like leprosy is that what you're talking about you like when
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healed the lepers yeah that's like a and the girl was yeah so the leprosy the leprosy is like a
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disease that people have on their skin and uh it's very contagious you know what contagious means
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oliver yeah i know what i mean no i know what it means what does it mean spread it could spread
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around yeah that's what it was so like people that had leprosy they were contagious and other
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people didn't want to go next to them but jesus went next to him and he healed them
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He's like, and he's like, don't go near to that.
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Okay, so, Layla, you would, you would probably have a better idea of this question.
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From when you, when you watch the show, and when you see what they lived like, the apostles,
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what do you think the apostles would think about the world today?
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just weird you think it would they think it's a weird world yeah because because it doesn't make
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sense because i'm don't because i'm don't remember it they wouldn't remember this world this world
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would be weird what do you think they'd think about the tvs and the cameras and all that
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how about the microphone in your face you think they don't understand any of this
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like like like them are like because because them don't what like it doesn't make sense to them in
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this world do you want this last piece no okay all right we have some other questions and then
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If you yell into the mic, I'm going to mute you.
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Layla, what's a Bible location that you'd want to visit the most?
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we will we'll read through this after the a what oh they said all that's it no the a
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What's your most mysterious story from the Bible?
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which one which one do you think i have no clue but this is the best time of my life
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which disciple would make the best podcast host
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the p peter probably probably he knew he probably knew the most out of all of them
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If you met Jesus, what question would you ask him first?
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Layla, what question would you ask Jesus if you met him first?
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So I guess we'll read the chat, and then we'll end the episode.
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Because you guys weren't ready to talk about the apostles today.
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no you weren't you weren't serious about it no okay let's see let's see some questions nancy if
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you see anything interesting you can pull it up no you do you want to mute nancy why no she's on
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mute yeah i know no but she can pull up the chat she's a she's a producer so can you unmute her
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uh here's one here let's see what it says alternatively what's part of the bible that
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you're confused about? That's a good question from Agatha. Is there a part of the Bible that
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you guys are confused about? Yeah, every part. You said we're going to talk about, uh, what's your name again?
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Uh, guys. Yeah, guys, I don't even think he's really in the Bible. He's in the Bible.
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every every one i'm confused about every single i'm confused about guys
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i'm confused about every word in the bible um yeah so there he's he's mentioned in the bible
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but the guy that you're talking about is the uh the guy that turned into a christian
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yeah what was he called he was a roman uh what was the chat you unmute her unmute nancy that's
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up to her i can't unmute her see you're muted here hello there she goes there's nancy
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they want to hear from you nancy i don't i have no idea why
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what do you want to know what do you want to know from nancy oliver
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guys you're not doing producing you're doing a podcast
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yeah i was the one i hate it what do we do we're gonna say bye to the people
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all right but you're not answering seriously they was they want to know what do you think
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what do you think god looks like i don't know thrown and i don't know yeah i've lost them
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this is matt matt gave them coffee right before we started and this is uh we've gone off the
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rails this has been a disaster i'm not the wall i'm going up the wall i'm gonna be like
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okay guys uh before we head out uh do you have any plugs or anywhere to tell the people where
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you're gonna be at go ahead layla what we're gonna say what we're gonna do
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It's somebody that makes threats on a governmental level to change the policy.
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read it read it now they said that you're spun they said you guys are out of control
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they bred with daughters of men and they will do it again
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the end is written in the book in the pages they foreseen
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