Nephilim Death Squad - Wigger ｜ NDS Chronicles w⧸ Matt Hepner

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00:00:59.040 Earning rave reviews after its premiere at TIFF, Academy Award winner Brendan Fraser plays the lonely American actor living in Tokyo,

00:01:05.880 whose life changes when he lands an unusual gig, becoming a stand-in family member for strangers in Japan.

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00:01:18.520 Talk about the production.

00:01:21.380 Thanks for dining.

00:01:50.700 i didn't like that uh that's our new intro music only for this episode and i swear to you it's

00:02:02.600 going to change really soon because we're getting custom intro music made oh uh cracker miko asked

00:02:06.820 if uh well it's too late because eleni already made this awesome thing anyway well i am david

00:02:12.500 lee corbrook hey the raven this is dave you got a lot of you got a lot of requests top lobster

00:02:17.060 the the father he's like i don't like i don't like this intro music i don't like this i don't

00:02:20.760 like that and then he sits there and he paints his nails bitching and moaning that's been watching

00:02:25.240 uh patreon patreon.com forward slash nephilim death squad that's where we're going to go live

00:02:31.960 around the half an hour mark um matt's joining us by the way i know we could see so i should address

00:02:36.500 it he's going to join us for this chronicles episode uh if you want to support us if you

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00:02:54.780 lobster.com what are you wearing matt's wearing a fear not shirt look at matt make him full screen

00:03:00.640 yeah we'll do this yeah let's look at matt show us your shirt matt how do you feel about that shirt

00:03:08.280 you get a lot of compliments on it i do actually yeah i don't think anybody says anything no i think

00:03:12.560 people really like that shirt a lot of times people are like yo is that ezekiel i'm like dude he's

00:03:16.540 there he's watching the wheel within the wheel i feel like he's lying now now i feel like he started

00:03:20.800 yeah damn you had me there you had me in the first quarter you read the lie uh discount codes off of

00:03:26.200 merchandise and top lobster.com guys it's been a long time since we did a chronicles episode so we're back

00:03:30.880 into it if you want to submit your supernatural testimony so that we can read it oh my god that's a

00:03:39.680 banger um is there like a blue letter quran probably no stop they don't have that blue letter talmud

00:03:46.920 i mean there's an opening guys so so so oh if you want to submit your paranormal testimony you can

00:03:53.240 submit it at chroniclesnds at gmail.com that is chroniclesnds at gmail.com and we will read your

00:04:01.880 life-changing harrowing experience do you think that's like against like what if we did translate

00:04:07.280 the quran like that's not i'm i don't know what was it originally written in i don't know the quran i

00:04:14.140 don't know quranese i don't know i don't know dog that time period what was it like 700 a.d was when

00:04:21.120 uh the dude muhammad was on the scene who knows bro somebody said wait vinnie passes black no he just

00:04:26.300 went to prison and you know how that goes you come out you're muslim that's literally like the pipeline

00:04:31.240 it goes prison to muslim uh that happened to q-tip from tribe called quest i remember when i was a

00:04:35.840 kid i was like bro what literally happened to all of my relatives uh so so we're gonna get into it's

00:04:42.040 not even a joke it's just funny uh we're gonna get into this story like i said guys chronicles

00:04:46.220 the blue letters of moroni i'm sorry this is great unbelievable unbelievable shout out to john

00:04:51.320 it's been a while it's been a while uh as always guys uh nancy will read your chats

00:04:56.700 out loud where is nancy well she's here in spirit we'll see uh nancy is omnipresent and that's because

00:05:05.080 she's astral projecting right now and we tell her to stop we say nancy we got her phone number and i

00:05:10.780 texted her but she said don't disturb me when i'm in the astral that's what she said she actually said

00:05:14.460 that before you sent the text because she's watching you she's not like that in the astral not like that

00:05:18.880 she is did you tell her your blood type she's a dear friend of mine jenny says i think vinnie

00:05:22.860 passes from sicily yeah he is sicilian but he went to prison and came out like that's not even a joke

00:05:27.320 that is a real thing oh so many people go to prison he's italian yeah so that's like black this is

00:05:33.160 well sicilian specifically yeah that is like black david what are we reading we're gonna read today

00:05:38.220 we're gonna read uh let's go to sarah fear not apparition did you know that i wrote a children's book

00:05:44.040 you never wrote it it's written i think you conceptualized it no it's it's written we got

00:05:49.800 it it rhymes but whatever okay conspiracy theories for kids no it's literally that's not true well

00:05:54.760 yeah it's what else would it be it's telling the spooky things to go away in the name of jesus

00:05:58.400 so they can sleep it's a bedtime story yeah well it's about cryptids uh but jesus like like beating

00:06:04.500 them up okay well you know yeah you gotta lean into the mic like like i like that one of the things

00:06:10.960 that the chat really says constantly they're like mike etiquette mike etiquette you know matt is

00:06:15.300 great but if he would just lean into the microphone he's all over it he is he's like uh like he's got

00:06:19.940 like i remember those toys i get nervy because there's like lights and cameras and then mics yeah

00:06:25.000 baby it just feels unnatural and then show business i'm working my way into it by the way um i don't

00:06:29.340 know if we can if we can go to matt's i just want to shout out to jason because we didn't know who

00:06:33.320 gave us this awesome alligator crocodile i'm sorry crocodile head it's a gator it's an alligator yeah

00:06:38.440 it's florida wrong dude well shout out to jason he's a man he got it for us because he knew that

00:06:42.640 i haven't seen very many if you see jason tell him we need a second because we're running our wires

00:06:47.440 through its mouth yeah it actually has become an integral part of the set well there's an easy way

00:06:52.240 to know the difference between a gator and a crocodile i don't care so let's one you'll see

00:06:56.020 later and one you'll see after a while bro damn that was a banger i need the thing we don't have

00:07:02.820 the thing here that was a good job matt we need a button all right don't get too yeah so uh let's

00:07:08.580 i don't even understand what this show is like what are we doing i'm gonna read i'm reading a

00:07:11.780 story right now and whose story was this uh shout out to sarah this is the bad show this is the one

00:07:17.100 you're on no and f2 america is the bad show okay well hey my wife's in the chat she's laughing

00:07:21.780 shout out to my wife okay all right my wife wait we're reading sarah yeah we're gonna read sarah can

00:07:26.120 you send it to matt i'll send it to him all right fine do that okay i'm gonna start it up

00:07:29.340 i am 65 with two whoa first off that's very old

00:07:33.440 she's doing a bible study in the back right now so let's uh i'm 65 with two glorious kids

00:07:43.120 just every time you say it it's jarring it's like wow uh and six exceptional grandkids god bless you

00:07:49.940 that's awesome i honestly don't remember exactly what i'm writing about

00:07:53.860 check your check your thing you can read along with us if you'd like um so she goes matt loves

00:08:01.180 to read he does love to read he's a big reader okay i don't even see it in oh sarah fear not

00:08:06.040 apparition this is nice um i honestly don't remember exactly when this happened but i was around eight

00:08:11.540 or nine so in the late uh 60s okay okay i admit i was rather a rather quirky kid uh part of a new

00:08:19.560 mgm program what's that uh and my parents were emotionally and physically abusive towards me

00:08:25.420 oh man fulfilling the black sheep role damn dude uh okay interesting mgm is mentally gifted minds

00:08:32.860 orange county california so this is like a gates program what part of california are you from

00:08:37.540 oh dude yeah i'm just saying like if you're 65 like who wasn't uh emotionally and physically

00:08:44.280 abused no but who was part of the gates program in the 60s dog i don't know any of that you know

00:08:48.600 anybody from orange county yeah my uncle used to live there in anaheim so shout out to people that

00:08:53.000 live close to where matt used to live shout out he knows i can't believe it like the disrespect toad

00:08:58.320 comes on and he goes he goes you're from boston you know about this school you know about that

00:09:01.900 school i was like yeah he's like how do you even how's that disrespectful i'm just excited to

00:09:06.180 know stuff well no you're straight bible and then secondary you're straight geography

00:09:09.840 uh i was coerced to attend a church with my mom even though my dad oh boy with my mom and even

00:09:23.620 though my dad oh my god it's been a while huh you know it's just that's what it says and shortly

00:09:27.860 thereafter my two older brothers quit participating okay i understand the structure of that sentence

00:09:32.540 now don't blame those guys uh and it all seems so fake and phony to me it was a 501c3

00:09:38.000 yeah okay matt is really vibing with this california 501c3 no but that's what she's alluding to she

00:09:44.620 just said it felt fake and i'm gonna bleep out every time like i'm gonna bleep out the word 501c3

00:09:50.100 on this show so people just think we're saying well because you know it's horrifying it's a big part of

00:09:53.900 my religion now and oh yeah i do bro what yeah no and it's just i just find it like disrespectful

00:09:59.080 when people talk badly about it yeah well matt uh top is actually going to be helping with the

00:10:04.080 he's gonna be part of the band now making the band making the band yeah dial on dial on dial on dial

00:10:10.060 on and dial on how long virgin breast milk that's gonna go dude we're gonna get good content from

00:10:14.600 that though we'll get good content from it so uh okay let's see uh i like the music nice to this day

00:10:21.040 i become a speechless blubbering mess when someone uh mess some sometimes when i attend at easter

00:10:27.800 christmas with my son and they're always cookies afterwards how ridiculous i focused on the

00:10:33.320 cookies yeah i mean i get it i get it if anybody's making that up that's like this is like no if you

00:10:38.740 just female version of the raven oh yeah i mean she's based i quit going too after my pastor couldn't

00:10:44.480 explain to me how i could consider being more forgiving than such a vengeful god oh geez she's

00:10:49.300 all all caught up in it huh uh i was not impressed oh i yeah i was not impressed by my feelings

00:10:56.160 this is rough dude yeah what is going on this is what the show is she's from the yeah it's me

00:11:00.440 stuttering through things uh but she's also from the 60s and i think they just have a different

00:11:03.980 way of speaking you know it's like old english um i was not impressed by my feelings of superiority

00:11:11.020 and thought there had to be something better something more the old testament is dark i didn't

00:11:17.160 want anything to have to do with that god and she lowercase god this god i want to say y'all de boah

00:11:22.420 the old testament now hold on this isn't about you matt okay i know you're arguing you're gonna

00:11:26.860 argue with someone who's not here right now it's not gonna go well i'm just saying this concept that

00:11:30.560 like the old testament god is different than the new testament god like oh that's dark maybe it's

00:11:34.280 just the way that the 501c3 system presents it go read the book of revelation that's like that

00:11:38.280 that's like less dark than whatever you read in the old testament how about that guys uh also nancy

00:11:43.000 will read your super chats if you send super chats i know we're not paying attention but we're

00:11:46.140 gonna start paying attention right now nancy should be on it i'm sure oh i can see there's been

00:11:50.000 so many donations so many donations okay we're gonna read those in a little bit thanks a lot guys

00:11:53.740 um where were we uh you want me to read it no this apparition must have been some kind of saving grace

00:12:03.120 why me now she's alluding to the apparition that she hasn't oh there you go iced coconut water and

00:12:07.700 espresso says notice me senpai you noticed thanks a lot you know what senpai is you're such a believer dude

00:12:14.140 this apparition that she's alluding to it in the story she hasn't talked about it yet

00:12:19.700 uh must have been some kind of saving grace why me it's not common is it i honestly never thought

00:12:25.640 that much about it afterwards until my adulthood and pending divorce 65 getting divorced not good

00:12:31.460 yikes well we don't know what age this happened at okay um my mom didn't believe me when i ran to her

00:12:36.920 i thought she'd be so excited so it fell flat and dwelled within me for later okay how grateful am i

00:12:45.080 that it's always there what is it what's always there especially during the lockdowns walking around

00:12:53.000 without a mask against arrows and boasting a big contagious smile

00:12:58.440 i'm kind of picking up like a little bit it feels a little bit squirrely doesn't it feel a little squirrely

00:13:06.580 i don't know what's your first clue like there's nothing normal in any of this letter well this is

00:13:11.260 is this somebody who's like a paid subscriber too it's gonna be offended i don't know crazy

00:13:15.180 stuff about it i mean you're an offensive individual and even i just don't understand what's going on

00:13:20.000 and guys let that be a little uh indication to you matt only cares about not offending the paid

00:13:27.040 subscribers because if she pays she pays i'll ease up um okay let's see so so uh my parents allowed a

00:13:35.260 glass and mirror shop owned i'm sorry owned a glass and mirror shop god david this is getting

00:13:40.060 rough dude i'll read it i i always i always bite my tongue but listening to top uh read is one of

00:13:46.400 the great tortures uh that god is allowed to take place within this realm i could say words i could

00:13:51.440 read words all right uh my parents owned a glass and mirror shop till the vietnamese took over no no

00:13:56.680 it's rough dude we're gonna raise this no it's vietnamese wait he's saying that i can't read no

00:14:02.840 you can read great man i read oh all right all right go ahead to keep reading david this is because

00:14:09.580 i'm just trying she hates the vietnamese okay because they took over the area and also i guess uh

00:14:16.260 the shop so i had mirrored wardrobe doors in my bedroom this is gonna get sketched it is it is

00:14:23.280 sketch okay go ahead you want to read from we didn't have ac we didn't have ac i kept my window

00:14:27.440 wide open and slept backwards on my bed which was centered on so my feet stayed cool is this weird

00:14:34.700 yeah this whole thing is weird yeah which part is not i don't know dude i currently have a fitted

00:14:41.820 sheet and comforter across the core but don't ever try to confine my feet or i'll behave like a

00:14:46.800 cornered beast okay first off we should read kim do you want to reread that uh the email from the

00:14:52.720 african governor do you remember that no no no we're not gonna that was so much that was very

00:14:56.380 fun but you can't redo it i mean it's never gonna hit the same and i mean for for him it might if

00:15:01.380 god wants us to laugh you'll give us something good i have i just don't understand where this is

00:15:05.640 going go ahead you gotta read it to find out yeah so i'm laying there ready to sleep and in the

00:15:10.260 corner where window and mirrored closet door doors walls meet that's what she wrote that's what she

00:15:16.480 wrote window and the mirror closet where window and mirrored closet doors walls meet on my right

00:15:23.180 and apparition begins to take form whoa dude that's crazy why are you making fun of that

00:15:29.500 no no apparition is taking form hold on a second because we have a non-believer here you don't think

00:15:34.140 this stuff happens you don't think people see this 100 i think it does what well you don't you said

00:15:38.860 you don't have supernatural stuff and no i just don't share it with everybody you literally just

00:15:42.800 a moment ago said no i don't have that when i was telling you i have all kinds of stuff happen in my

00:15:46.700 life you're like not me dude that's what you said yeah not on that level and like the amount that

00:15:51.460 you're talking about and how many times over so many years i'm just saying i've seen some stuff but

00:15:55.440 i'm not like coming out tell everybody everything no i think you what are you talking about like elohim

00:16:00.360 david three words into a story matt what's even happening i just want you to know people see what

00:16:04.920 you're doing and i know what you're doing too all right please continue

00:16:07.100 no because i'm just trying to track with the story like none of the story made sense to me

00:16:11.240 dude an apparition is taking a fitted blanket obviously this pertains well i don't like

00:16:15.080 when things can fight my feet when i sleep i don't understand it happened so quickly

00:16:18.480 it became masculine no doubt oh i wonder why there was no doubt

00:16:25.660 at the point of becoming defined robed it said without speaking fear not and then faded dissipated

00:16:34.260 as quickly yet unhurried as it arose i was frozen and all from searchlight pictures comes rental

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00:17:27.480 an eyes wide little girl i wasn't petrified or spooked just amazed wow what the heck so elusive

00:17:41.980 so simple such a steady rise such a steady rise and then decline in and out of focus like millions

00:17:50.200 of light points converging into form and then abating i mean that's a cool way of describing it i think

00:17:56.260 she's she's got a grasp of the english language that like i'm laughing at her but i think i i'm just

00:18:01.360 retarded i like how she's writing it like a like a wave like a swell question yeah this is like a woman

00:18:06.860 who wanted an aspiring author just never pulled the trigger so she's not like one of those chicks

00:18:12.040 in school who was trying to be like so deep and write poetry but the poetry was kind of like

00:18:15.900 not great i'm not gonna lie i don't like poetry i like how she's talking to us then she goes like

00:18:20.820 this that's it too simple almost anticlimactic smiley face that's the i just want to make a point

00:18:27.740 here matt do you see the the emoji the usage of emoji right there yeah i mean i wouldn't use that

00:18:34.060 one i would have used a sunglasses guy sunglasses guy if you're ever in doubt sunglasses guy is the

00:18:39.320 emoji to use yeah well she's 65 i just want to uh let you you don't ever use emojis you're saying

00:18:44.960 i mean i do but oh in in the proper way anyway and then she goes fine

00:18:50.220 fine i like it all right keep going man yeah you want me to keep reading yeah keep reading dude

00:18:58.720 i felt less like some freak after reading mark twain's personal recollections of joan of arc

00:19:04.300 i didn't lead armies but i did acquire a third degree black belt and owned a dojang in arizona

00:19:10.780 for 12 years hold on this is like what are we owning what a black belt in what because i see

00:19:16.400 sometimes and i'm not besmirching the down syndrome people but i see very often that they will have

00:19:21.640 black belts in whatever oh you know what i'm saying you've seen it bro what yeah with a black belt

00:19:27.380 no this whole letter you think she's down syndrome is what you're saying

00:19:31.700 i guess it was a bad take he's like i'm not sure all right fine i'm not saying it but i'm not not

00:19:38.440 i didn't realize that everybody was so against me that's fine

00:19:42.340 oh that's rough dude okay if being part of a fighter community has anything to do with this

00:19:49.800 yeah don't know was it jesus i thought so at the time kind of more inclined to think it was saint

00:19:58.120 michael it's interesting because saint michael is the archangel michael no yeah but he guards over

00:20:04.860 israel and she's in anaheim i'm not i'm not saying he couldn't show up i just i mean he'd have to fight

00:20:12.040 the prince of persia and whoever else well yeah prince of california well the prince of america

00:20:17.160 then california then you think they're like not allowed to travel i think they have territories

00:20:23.000 that they're it's their territory yeah they can travel when on the earth they take over more

00:20:28.080 territory haven't we talked about that before that those entities that love worship they have

00:20:31.840 to take over more territory when they max out the worship but they can't just visit

00:20:35.520 oh yeah like what if they just wanted to stop by they want to talk if they want to just to tell

00:20:39.440 somebody like yo if you're not make deals in the spirit realm i don't know all right i don't know

00:20:45.280 but i'm not pick up milk and cigarettes well that's what she says she says don't know

00:20:49.240 we have some something in common was it jesus either i thought so at the time kind of more

00:20:55.900 inclined to think it was saint michael i'm not getting on my knees or eating biscuits but i die for

00:21:00.440 the truth and well-being of my progeny what the fuck is she a little weird i have no clue i mean

00:21:06.600 sometimes you'll get like this this is a this is a bizarre email i kind of like it but it makes me

00:21:12.500 feel weird my chapel is in the woods whoa what's that mean no i could get down with that she's saying

00:21:18.220 like i got my spiritual place like where i'm close to god yeah it's in the woods i got my weapons in the

00:21:23.220 spirit land yeah i mean if you're in a deer stand that's a kanye west song you're reading some bible

00:21:27.720 stuff in the woods and you're just chilling i can get down with that thank you for your attention to

00:21:33.200 this matter versus light still missing all the buds i found during covid rituals because i was

00:21:40.300 banned too much oh so she made friends and then middle finger emoji your response made my day well

00:21:46.700 i think she might mean this and she was preemptively thanking us and i think after she watches this

00:21:51.660 she's gonna be like that was actually rude those guys were quite disrespectful especially that matt

00:21:56.220 fellow well scowling and such uh yeah it's really the faces that you make where it's like i know

00:22:01.040 you're not disgusted but you look disgusting no i'm just trying to still missing all the buds i found

00:22:06.920 during covid yeah like she was in chats making friends during covid but then got kicked out because

00:22:12.280 of the lockdown like kind of like she was talking about like reefer like bud no get your head no i'm

00:22:17.320 just saying this whole thing this whole she's a 65 year old woman the reefer is what you know

00:22:22.320 you think she's smoking i mean something bizarre is happening i don't know maybe yeah i think i

00:22:28.720 mean shot yeah i think she's smoking old people smoke the most sure you think that's true yeah 100

00:22:34.120 look at like how many dispensaries are in the villages all these guys are doing tons smoking

00:22:38.800 blapping doing you know doing what they do well thank you uh sarah that was wait so nothing really

00:22:44.720 happened with the apparition though it just showed up it just showed up and was like fear not and then

00:22:48.720 that was it that was it so what sometimes you get like uh like that was that you know and that's how

00:22:54.600 you know it's real yeah real stuff like she didn't embellish either she wasn't like and then it back

00:22:59.500 flipped and then it blew a hole through my wall but she did say how grateful am i that it's always

00:23:04.080 there like she's almost alluding to that this presence kind of follows her around what do you

00:23:08.340 think about like guardian angels and such i think that's in the scripture uh jesus talks about uh the

00:23:13.880 children and their angels and then you know like in the book of acts where peter gets out of prison

00:23:18.540 and uh he runs to the house where they're having the prayer meeting for him and he knocks on the door

00:23:24.900 and uh help me rhonda from the uh rhoda rhoda is her name rhoda answers the door and says uh

00:23:33.340 hey peter's at the door and everybody inside the prayer meeting says no no it's his angel

00:23:38.720 huh that's an intriguing statement huh interesting what do you think about a person like what does

00:23:44.600 that mean it seems something like i don't know there's something interesting tied up in that

00:23:48.920 what about uh k2 spice oh we've never asked him about spice i don't even know what k2 i feel like

00:23:56.040 you probably would have smoked it before k2 is the stuff you get at the gas station you remember

00:23:59.680 that it was like legalized marijuana so i was out of it by then dude dude this was like 2006

00:24:04.520 i was out by then were you really i mean i was on oxy cottons what are you talking about i wasn't

00:24:09.360 on my gas station weed at 2006 but i was like whatever hey yo top and raving hey look at this

00:24:15.640 somebody in the chat says uh whatever i just quit pot after 40 years and i'm 72 what's the average

00:24:21.760 age listener of this show i don't even know anymore she's 72 that's so cool dude i love that

00:24:27.840 yeah matt's helped he's helped us like with the local crowd but he's also helped us uh really spike

00:24:33.060 the the median age difference like it's it's gone up about 20 years yeah that's right well

00:24:38.360 because of the local i think so yeah i don't know i don't know what it is but there's been a lot more

00:24:42.420 olds a lot of olds really which is good yeah i mean the 55 and over is a little weird bro yeah but

00:24:49.460 they're cool i mean that's literally like just all of your clientele but all right uh hey yo

00:24:53.940 chuck oh chuck's old as hell right i think yeah i think uh 60s 60s shout out to chuck by the way

00:25:01.540 no wait he was a long time listener dude that's awesome he was a long time i love chuck was he knew

00:25:06.360 all the stuff about no i'm just saying it was a long he's been i know you told me chuck matt's

00:25:10.960 been telling me a lot about you and i love you dude he told me a lot of stories about the raven

00:25:14.920 that i'm not sure how i feel about guys matt just learned about the uh wait the loops he doesn't

00:25:19.940 even know about how we met or how you got like how we got on the show together should we tell

00:25:24.820 that story or is that that might be too much uh i think the amount of faces i'm not ready for the

00:25:29.080 amount of faces he would make it i think we should tell him how you guys met maybe not on chronicles

00:25:33.700 not how we met jen is also old and i love jen jen is one of the the early early adopters nds huge

00:25:39.380 supporter she's she's the best um you want to tell him i mean let me leave it up to the chat uh

00:25:44.600 it is october so it's been two years you guys met two years ago uh no i mean like he like convinced

00:25:52.840 me to do a show two years ago that was actually not uh uh look let's read hey yo top and raven

00:25:58.980 yeah uh hey wait a second but before we start jake uh no no no no that's that's jason jason with the

00:26:05.720 and he said that he sent a story we gotta we're gonna get it we gotta read it but no you don't

00:26:10.120 want to tell him i mean matt's just gonna sit here oh i got a story jason yeah i'm not gonna read

00:26:14.200 maybe we should maybe we should read his next we'll read it is it very long check it check it

00:26:17.880 real quick do a little scroll it's good enough it's good it's good enough um but we got to read

00:26:22.760 jake's because we're here all right well i guess we'll leave it up to matt and matt doesn't want to

00:26:26.720 know but the chat seems to want you to explain it explain what you know what he did his things his

00:26:35.260 actions i didn't do it alone it didn't happen in a vacuum what you drew how about that dude because

00:26:41.780 i'm a man of my word yeah okay okay so you ever hear of a show called tower gang oh yeah familiar

00:26:51.880 with it now so tower gang had a uh a competition that i may have inspired with my words from the

00:27:00.400 chat i was i was a listener a watcher of tower gang it's a lot of fun to hang out on wednesday

00:27:05.000 nights at 9 11. wait i already know some of this story you would fill in and you'd kill it bro no

00:27:11.440 no yeah this was long before i filled in uh so you were just a fan like i was a fan well because i knew

00:27:18.620 top and i was already doing content with him and i knew he did this thing and i was like let me go

00:27:21.700 check it out and to be honest it was a hang with the homies it was a lot of fun to watch i think we

00:27:25.680 we grew a little bit you know we moved on so at the time this is a long long long long long long time

00:27:32.820 i'm saying long like in conjunction with this story it's not that long okay so um it was just

00:27:38.940 fine it was an average

00:27:39.840 it was an average time ago so so okay all right so they had a um i suggested from the chat in the

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00:28:15.240 because because this is the thing with tower gang you'd want to be in the chat and you'd want to say

00:28:24.260 something that the guys would see and pull up they go this is funny whatever whatever you know

00:28:28.140 so you're always trying to find a creative thing to say and i said you guys should do a contest where

00:28:35.020 you have your listeners send in pictures of their dongs yeah wait what yeah i told you the faces guys

00:28:43.620 are just like no no it wasn't me and i said that they should be sent to toad specifically and that

00:28:50.380 toad would then have to judge them i don't want to know why you want to send a picture of that to

00:28:54.540 toad bro well you just don't get it no i don't yeah and that's your problem so um i don't want to get

00:29:01.540 it so so so yeah yeah the idea was that toad was going to judge them and then the name of the

00:29:07.060 competition would be called uh you know it would be called cocktober because it's october i mean

00:29:11.120 obviously it's a great catch a good it's a great name i'm good at names and um death squad the

00:29:16.900 raven that's a great name oh yeah what do we say the gator the gator the gator he's the gator

00:29:22.500 match the gator just a man just a man anyway anyway come on can we got to plow through this

00:29:26.920 it's gonna take forever so well hurry up okay and then we're gonna get right back to the story

00:29:30.120 it's not that long of a story so what ends up happening is uh i decide to submit and then

00:29:36.440 i win the competition i don't want to know this story i don't want to know that this story ever

00:29:41.140 happened i don't want and then and then he had to draw it and he and he no no no no don't show him

00:29:45.720 it's a picture it's a picture of a drawing of a bird uh okay and that's it that's how you guys

00:29:53.200 that's how you first got no that's not how you refer like i said i already knew him and i was

00:29:57.340 already doing a show no no no no all i ever heard was that when you would fill in it was fire bro

00:30:02.000 but then i was watching and i was like i don't know just the regulars just straight

00:30:05.540 this is a good show it's a nice show i have to do i have to have hand control she's right we have

00:30:13.440 to figure out something for the shot because your hands are in the fucking hands off the shot

00:30:18.080 oh that's cool man okay all right let's go back to the story now let's go let's go back to the

00:30:22.140 story can we go back are you are you embarrassed you made me tell it i didn't want to tell it i

00:30:26.040 wanted to leave those days behind uh and and and and here we are well i mean he should know

00:30:32.580 i don't think he had to i'd rather not know but you need to know okay what's the next story can

00:30:38.140 we read i would love to if he would just there we go hey oh top and raven and now and now matt

00:30:42.440 is where we go hello to jake and we can't read it now because now it's yeah no that's okay we're

00:30:46.960 gonna do we're gonna do real nice go ahead go ahead i see nice all right now he says you guys

00:30:50.180 wanted more horror so here it goes i don't know if we ever recommend i didn't ask requested horror

00:30:54.040 but wait let's let's vamp for one more second good golly we're gonna keep vamping keep vamping

00:30:59.360 all right matt you didn't like that story i didn't like it either i could tell how much he didn't

00:31:03.380 like this guy's like i used to do oxy cottons in a dumpster and he's like you showed your

00:31:08.160 homie your dong hey yo top and raven you guys said you wanted more horror literally the thing

00:31:13.120 that we just read so here we go uh part one damn there's two parts yeah oh good i once lived in a

00:31:19.960 shitty roach-filled apartment in northern california what city bro why are people not listing the town

00:31:26.460 it's terrible uh directly across the street from a graveyard same as my uncle okay my same

00:31:32.460 uncle that lived in anaheim lived on uh east avenue graveyard in livermore right across the street from

00:31:38.240 uh from a graveyard yeah that's wild okay this could be livermore bro uh so um and just so people

00:31:44.280 understand it doesn't matter how clean your apartment is if your neighbor has roaches you

00:31:47.400 have roaches that's what everybody says that is that is what you would say if you say if your neighbor

00:31:52.520 has fleas you have fleas so one night my girlfriend's car got broken into i had the nerve to come to my

00:31:58.260 house and blame because your dog has fleas no he does not my cats don't go outside how does my

00:32:03.580 cat get fleas you know who else accused who is the accuser i mean like in history who else was the

00:32:11.080 accuser don't call him that i'm not calling him that i'm just saying okay can we get through this

00:32:15.880 look the shoe fits so one night my girlfriend's car gets broken into and we call the cops the cops

00:32:20.240 shrug their shoulders end of part one oh wow that was okay oh this is great this is great we're just

00:32:24.600 chugging right through this guy's crushing we're not chugging anything the next week i am on

00:32:28.140 high alert and every time there's a noise outside i look out the window in hopes of catching someone

00:32:31.820 playing stupid games my motorcycle is parked right next to my girlfriend's car i don't ever cover my

00:32:36.940 bike because i ride it every day rain or shine that's dangerous oh yeah in the rain i like that

00:32:42.680 northern california rain is different bro it's like you know when it's coming it's just different

00:32:48.460 you know when it's happening it's not like florida where just all of a sudden you're in a monsoon

00:32:51.920 is it like less wet or something it's hard to explain chris champagne says three family

00:32:56.440 uh indians on second floor equals everybody gets roaches and bed bugs dan that sucks because he's

00:33:01.760 been an exterminator for uh for 10 years it was formerly okay so uh uh go up is this we're not

00:33:07.600 we're down we're way down oh boy suzuki's it's not even that long um so rain or shine i i ride the

00:33:15.080 bike i don't own a car at this time my bike is it's a black harley style cruise motorcycle but it's a

00:33:20.120 zuki um just for context is all happening in or around the time of bath salts okay 2012 to 2013

00:33:26.900 uh matt are you you have any experience of bath salts with bath salts no i just remember people

00:33:31.380 were eating people's face i just remember like that was in florida right i don't know just i thought

00:33:35.880 that was in california no no that that was a black dude in florida and they lit him up and it didn't

00:33:41.100 matter oh he just kept going shout out to the k2 king he's in the chat uh he says i'm here baby

00:33:45.920 yeah k2 we so the story with k2 has nothing to do with uh no but it's always good to know that

00:33:50.320 he's with us and he's always with us yeah he's not on bath salts no he's on k2 that's different

00:33:55.360 okay but uh the k2 thing it's like gas station weed a lot of like big correlation between gas station

00:34:02.420 weed and uh demonic encounters like falling out of your body i'm shocked to hear that it's potpourri

00:34:08.560 you know like potpourri you would put on the table uh they started putting that in bags and selling it as

00:34:12.840 an alternative to marijuana people were getting ripped on the potpourri yeah i smoked it it was

00:34:17.500 weird um well the guy that was named after it was like jhw19 or something like that he was like don't

00:34:23.060 smoke this yeah he was a scientist he was like they were trying to figure out how to uh manipulate the

00:34:28.620 what is it not the thc but like the like the cannabinoid receptors in your body in order to like

00:34:34.260 accept whatever that yeah it was like we can't get your body to accept this we've got to manipulate it

00:34:39.000 yeah a couple of molecules he said like like making this substance was the biggest mistake

00:34:43.320 of my life because it destroyed so many people's lives and really the gas station weed just wrecked

00:34:47.940 people wrecked people demonic possession crazy called k2 i think i remember that yeah the overlap

00:34:52.880 of jim bowman says k2 made me puke in my pants yeah dude the overlap of uh nds listeners and k2

00:35:01.100 enjoyers is like one-to-one yeah that's a generational thing dude like the people from my generation just

00:35:06.180 smoke weed it wasn't like well no there was there was a reason and it was because like it came out

00:35:11.160 as this way too which is why it's like legal weed yeah it was to get off of we needed a bigger tv but

00:35:16.340 matt said uh 43 is good and now i'm like so then people were just having crazy spirit realm encounters

00:35:21.440 off the k2 yeah oh shout out to uh kenny the fed he says i took uh k2 in high school had a vision that

00:35:27.240 i was in my own coffin at an open casket uh memorial wow by the way shout out to kenny the

00:35:33.660 don't smoke that stuff anymore oh but they keep doing it it's wild kenny can't stop we called

00:35:38.640 them spice boys at one point uh but like one dude my favorite story what was the guy doing he was

00:35:43.500 like standing at a counter or something and then like he said like my body dropped through my feet

00:35:47.000 yeah his spirit fell out of the soles of his feet and he like he dropped his spirit and it just

00:35:51.080 gone he's like whoops dropped my spirit and he's like trying to pick it up getting in the spirit realm

00:35:55.840 illegally just turns into the craziest most out-of-control stories oh uh jim says who remembers

00:36:02.820 salvia yeah i did salvia a number of times and that was always a wonky experience oh it's 33

00:36:08.880 minutes are we are we giving oh the pores the pores are listening that's what that disgusting feeling

00:36:13.880 was matt are we doing that's the olds the olds and don't say that about the olds we got to be real

00:36:19.400 though yeah no we can't we have to kick them out we have to kick them out guys uh if you want to

00:36:23.200 continue watching this patreon.com forward slash nephilim death squad otherwise wait about a week and a

00:36:27.180 half that seems to be about the running week and a half i didn't like that like three weeks to a

00:36:33.740 month dude we're busy building a studio we're all like the first time i said that i was like yeah

00:36:38.920 it'll be out in three weeks tom's like it's not three weeks matt and then he bought a laser he bought

00:36:43.140 a laser yeah and it was four weeks matt with three t's okay uh uh goodbye guys oh by the way that

00:36:47.720 it's coming up it's coming up wait so do we ask the people to become patreon members that's what i

00:36:52.080 know we don't ask them we say it's there if you want it and you disgust me otherwise you can do

00:36:56.340 it it's free you can't nudge them a little bit and just say yo just be a patreon member it helps

00:37:00.120 out to pay pay for all the dude there's nobody that you're talking to nobody where we already

00:37:03.600 kicked him out we need another camera what yeah we have three cameras in here two cameras at your

00:37:09.020 house down on like out of a hydraulic lift like out of the ceiling we need one sneaker cam from like

00:37:14.280 the corner and it shows all three of us somehow i don't know don't look at your phone while

00:37:17.760 you're doing a show no it's fine don't don't try to watch try to read the dude that's his file

00:37:23.400 disrespectful i know it's very disrespectful okay so where were we on your phones all the time not

00:37:27.360 when i'm doing a show never okay so uh let's see okay can i just say something about no window in

00:37:31.900 hopes of catching someone playing stupid games are we sure he's not messing around with math dude

00:37:35.780 because that's very no dude somebody broke into his girlfriend's car but even still you're like

00:37:40.060 looking out the blinds it's just yeah was he digging holes i don't know okay he already gave us

00:37:44.560 context he said this is happening around the time of bath salts this is a huge deal right 2012 2013

00:37:49.180 while people are getting their faces eaten off by bums or vagrants or transients hide your kids hide

00:37:54.480 your wife if you will uh so one night my girlfriend and i are home and we hear a woman yell outside at

00:37:59.360 the same time a bang i rush to the window to can you do it i don't think the bang was sufficient but

00:38:05.780 right um uh we rush to the window i look outside i see a in the heat of battle your squad relies on you

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00:38:36.820 hey man what was that what the hell was that dude i hope everybody saw that are you are you

00:38:52.140 looking k2 on the show what was that dude there was just something floating i like how chuck was

00:38:58.240 like he's like i'm so glad you're in these guys lives because you're gonna like really help them

00:39:02.120 and he's just like there was something remember the video of of hillary clinton there look at that

00:39:07.260 hillary clinton she's like yeah you just pulled a hillary clinton i'm gonna start reading if you don't

00:39:11.540 read no dude i'm just i was interrupted this is the show you he asked what the show was this is the

00:39:16.300 show this is the show i love this show uh okay so i see a woman he says that to everything oh damn i

00:39:22.380 see a woman kick one of my neighbor's car doors so she's just a crackhead remember the guy that's

00:39:26.220 like um uh oh no what was the what was the thing uh here we go remember the guy he's walking down

00:39:33.140 his legs are black and he's like tripping out he's walking down the street and remember the guy that

00:39:38.440 put the the gasoline in his butt you remember that guy that was an awesome time to be on the

00:39:42.440 internet no hold on this is i have to deviate for a second because i just remember

00:39:46.160 gotta keep reading matt go ahead keep reading i remembered a meme i like where this is going

00:39:49.340 uh i rush to the window look outside i see a woman kick one of my neighbor's car doors the next thing

00:39:54.280 i realize she's making a beeline towards my bike and my bike not my bike like leonidas kicking some

00:40:02.680 poop bird down a well she kicks over my motorcycle i i know the reference that's a great reference it is

00:40:08.500 a great reference oh she did it like the 300 yeah damn dog that's so that's crazy like she meant this

00:40:14.180 it's getting good this is way better than the last one i opened the door of our second floor

00:40:17.780 apartment in a rage but all i can think to yell in a deep guttural voice is hey she looks up sees me

00:40:25.440 and starts booking it i give chase oh you remember this guy nobody else remembers this i uh maybe i can

00:40:31.300 show this to the camera she plays the pit pits for steelers and remembers that dude's like a transient

00:40:35.880 walking down the sidewalk having a conversation with himself i'm sorry please continue i realized after

00:40:40.440 getting down the stairs and halfway down the block what am i gonna do if i catch her curb stomp this

00:40:44.980 lady whoa whoa dude calm down do you think that's an over that's an oh yeah it's just a bike it's just

00:40:51.380 a bike well she did i mean she leonidas did but it's still just you know how expensive the damage is

00:40:56.560 probably i'm not a big fan of disrespect okay no you're not but you hold a grudge for you hold a

00:41:02.000 grudge forever curb stomping a person curb stomping is like what he's thinking that's what he's thinking

00:41:06.760 yes but what about what about a leonidas kick from blue letter bible you kick her in the chest boom

00:41:12.080 what about this who wrote this why would you say that because it's jake

00:41:16.700 what do you guys as a serious question obviously curb stomping is too far but if you catch her

00:41:22.380 can you give her a stiff boot to the chest it's not gonna lose she's not gonna lose all her teeth

00:41:27.820 a female yeah yeah no what if she comes at you

00:41:31.340 no it's a female like a jab a jab can we boot her in the chest chat is this real okay please

00:41:38.360 continue this is where backhands exist for a reason yes thank you real right i mean you know

00:41:42.660 that's true there's got to be some kind of appropriate no it's like pushing but with the

00:41:46.720 sole of your foot that's all hold on that was just a uh that was just one of those words that like

00:41:51.560 sets top off which one was it i just said inappropriate inappropriate yeah you see when i was

00:41:55.660 bobby johnson in the chat and said inappropriate he lost it he went sour well top doesn't like when you

00:42:00.520 say what he's doing is inappropriate or he's crossing lines i know but i thought he was

00:42:05.240 gonna know it was me in the chat if you say that he what he does is unprofessional he doesn't like

00:42:09.280 that either i just got so much trauma from before everybody telling me what i was doing was

00:42:13.220 unprofessional it was but i didn't like it just thought it was inappropriate i look back and yell

00:42:18.180 at my girlfriend to grab her keys and her phone and start to run back towards my girlfriend's car

00:42:22.040 i'll hop in the passenger side and tell her to start to follow the woman follow that woman

00:42:25.700 they're just driving five miles an hour next to the lady i don't think she's going yeah that fast

00:42:32.300 right i mean all right i call 9-1-1 and tell them what happened and that we are following this person

00:42:37.860 this chick stops running after she gets to the next block and thinks no one is following her

00:42:41.780 meanwhile the cops say it might be 10 minutes until they get to us so just keep an eye on it so you

00:42:46.200 really your only your only recourse is to boot her in the chest you're just rolling next to her

00:42:51.140 here let me ask you nothing if you see her continuing down the street and she's just

00:42:55.840 damaging people's stuff and you're the only person that stands in between keep going you

00:42:59.300 roll up next to her and you go hey but you grab her right you go no don't destroy any people's any

00:43:04.080 and then she stabs you and you go should have booted her in the chest because i would have never got

00:43:07.740 also better alone and let everybody's stuff what just this person gets to go down the street and

00:43:13.200 destroy everybody's stuff unchallenged can you throw something at her god's gonna deal with people

00:43:16.920 bro you can't be okay but everybody yeah but my suzuki bro what about his suzuki i don't know

00:43:23.340 his harley davison style thing is just like ah i just want to see where this goes though because i feel

00:43:29.600 like according to what you're saying about this show is like all of a sudden she grows wings and

00:43:33.660 flies off no no no can i just say though probably not can i just say how crazy it is that like he's

00:43:38.480 like trolling me as bobby johnson and then we're in the shop right over there and some guy comes up big

00:43:43.520 shot lawyer and he goes hey top this is bobby johnson no bob bob oh that's short for bobby dude

00:43:50.060 yeah i know i know i made up the name bobby johnson like so long ago it's just my fake name if i didn't

00:43:55.140 want to give my real name for something hick says stop it matt god uses people to do his works

00:43:59.540 gangas khan said that uh he was a uh i forget exactly how it was worded but more or less he told

00:44:05.320 people that like i am god's uh punishment for the for your sins it's convenient so if i say that

00:44:11.820 before i kick her in the chest is that cool he killed a couple million people that sinned look

00:44:16.860 uh the way i see you know people get really wound up about like physical violence like

00:44:21.500 you ever just get push kicked in the chest it doesn't hurt you don't like it you just get it's

00:44:25.840 like a big shove yeah and you're like whoa and it's like really effective i don't think it would

00:44:29.700 have stopped her she would have got up and still uh wispy crack it okay there is a passage though uh

00:44:35.060 where jesus tells all the disciples don't carry a sword don't carry extra money don't carry an extra

00:44:40.500 collection bag because we got these hands you don't need anything but then that's at the

00:44:44.640 beginning of his ministry when they're just going to israel and then at the very end it's in luke's

00:44:48.280 account he says hey remember i told you all that don't carry that stuff yeah but now i'm telling you

00:44:52.060 do carry that stuff and if you don't have a sword sell your coat and buy one in the heat of battle

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00:45:21.420 he tells the disciples start carrying swords that was weird that time for war

00:45:31.740 i think i don't know you say and kill the crackhead i don't know i was just watching house of david and

00:45:38.020 these guys were killing everybody they were killing everybody that's different that's different it

00:45:41.900 only counts if you want because they were at war you got to kill people in war is not murder with

00:45:46.880 crackheads well see the way i see it how do we know what you need is people who are merciful who

00:45:53.160 are good at violence so like if you're a crackhead and you're screwing up everybody's car you want

00:45:57.680 me to intervene because as soon as i push kick you i'm gonna go what are you doing silly i'm never

00:46:02.080 gonna stomp you and beat you up and all that i'm gonna go what are you doing you silly goose but

00:46:05.840 somebody else is gonna come out what he did let's see what he did okay and then we'll we'll judge if

00:46:10.860 we respect him later that's fine meanwhile the cops say it might be 10 minutes until they get to us

00:46:15.000 too long so just keep an eye on her we keep following i can tell this chick is a pill head

00:46:20.380 by the way she's acting a pill head by the way is someone who takes various painkillers or anxiety

00:46:25.200 medications thank you thank you jake so we pull around the block and position ourselves

00:46:29.720 so she is walking towards us oh no this is like when you're hunting dude and you get out your spot

00:46:36.040 stocking and you get out in front of a deer that's coming towards you you're not downwind she starts

00:46:40.960 to get close to the car yeah but we waited till she was broadside she starts to get close to the car

00:46:45.980 and my girlfriend starts to pull away from the curb i shit you not this pill popping lady

00:46:51.460 no she he says it with an h i've never heard that word it's fine to say i like that sticks her thumb

00:46:56.100 out and tries to hitch a ride from us okay oh did he do it dude yeah that's how out of it she was

00:47:02.160 and i know what you guys are thinking we should have picked her up drove her out to the country

00:47:07.740 oh no played special games with her and thrown her in a ditch well hindsight is 20 i like that

00:47:16.000 jake is the best man jake's being a silly goose he should have got her in the car and like ministered

00:47:22.260 the gospel to her no he should have got out of the car and then gave her a good old push kick it would

00:47:26.900 have folded her in half because she's a crackhead and then when she hit the ground he'd been like

00:47:30.020 what are you super sketched super sketch to let anybody in your car uh hitchhiking matt's type of

00:47:35.660 dude would be like dude come on in 100 you know how many times i've walked for so long and was like

00:47:40.560 and just destroyed one of these people after suzuki like it's gonna ruin this person's day i've got

00:47:45.220 five hours of walking right now one of these people can't pick me up and take five minutes dude i would

00:47:48.880 never pick you up never are you kidding me you look so mad not with those shoes that you wear

00:47:54.180 you're wearing sketchers that's sketchy these are vans bro we asked matt we said yo bro

00:48:01.400 we come across like they are vans if we come across a good set of sneakers

00:48:05.860 like we'll pick something up for you what size do you wear he goes i wear a size like 9 to 15

00:48:11.320 yeah whatever's convenient like what no i don't want any expensive shoes like you guys wear any

00:48:17.100 donations on this show which you have so far done none oh wait no this is the patreon members we're

00:48:21.140 gonna buy uh matt some sneakers we're gonna buy him dunks and we're gonna buy the most colorful

00:48:25.180 ones we can yeah yeah uh uh the ben and jerry ones would be nice ben and jerry i'm not wearing any

00:48:31.720 shoes you wouldn't wear if we got you something you wouldn't wear it no that would break our heart

00:48:36.580 dude we could put the money towards a camera bro he'd probably farm with it that's fine i don't care

00:48:41.520 what he does with him he could destroy him i walk in like the dirt and the mud and everything with my

00:48:44.700 stuff but like if we got you stuff you wouldn't wear it you live in an apartment well his chicken

00:48:49.800 shit filled backyard wow the cops show up and throw this sincere sobbing mess of a woman into

00:48:54.780 their car look at those oh there you go that's it they're only $2,500 that's it i don't care where

00:48:59.940 you wear them look at those they got the cow honestly for $2,500 that is like garbage pail kids

00:49:05.220 like i don't know any humans that wear that ah the burping okay let's let's keep reading let's keep

00:49:11.420 reading can you continue so they killed this lady you really don't mind if i read yeah go ahead

00:49:15.560 we like this is your first time on chronicles you're having a good time i love the chronicles

00:49:19.180 the cops show up and throw this insincere sobbing mess of a woman into their car and follow me back

00:49:23.740 to my bike a couple blocks away the pill head is still sobbing while i talk to the officer and

00:49:27.600 inform him that i would like to press charges oh your dude holds a grudge like top look how you don't

00:49:33.020 like it i love that you don't like it when the guy holds a grudge but you hold a grudge i've never

00:49:38.560 pressed charges on anybody it doesn't you would though in your heart man you're like yes you do press

00:49:43.560 charges in the spirit realm a hundred percent yeah he's done getting all my info i ask if he

00:49:50.460 will help me pick up my bike he simply says sorry sir i can't do that what really the cop can't help

00:49:56.240 you pick up your bike so begrudgingly i set it back up on my own acting like it's really not that heavy

00:50:02.080 off they go to the police station part three uh top you want to pick it up from here about

00:50:08.140 about two weeks after my bike gets kicked over i'm sitting in my apartment alone playing gta 5

00:50:14.280 nice my ex-girlfriend is a waitress and she's still at work till about 10 p.m as i'm playing

00:50:21.040 this video game i slightly hear a woman scream outside help so my ears perk up oh move yeah but

00:50:27.620 is it her again i don't know i don't know i'm gonna get a new house dude i sit not moving just

00:50:34.980 listening and i hear it again help oh now i get up from the couch and walk toward the front door

00:50:41.940 and crack it open no but dude now you get your gun yeah and you shoot a crackhead no read the rest

00:50:47.240 so i crack open the front door to hear more better more better as to hear more better

00:50:54.580 he didn't even put re it's just m-o apostrophe as to hear more better now i'm saying man what

00:51:01.200 we like to guess the ethnicity sometimes oh jake jake uh i don't think country boy

00:51:06.200 country boy because he drives a suzuki motorcycle he's just a white dude yeah yeah he's just a

00:51:11.720 white dude not a lot of black people on motorcycle you think he's white trash uh well that's a very

00:51:16.580 relative term depending on is that a nice area no it's crack it oh yeah true oh livermore is not

00:51:21.640 nice no i mean now it's incredibly uh expensive but there's still the hood there as far as i know

00:51:26.660 so jake is a recovering addict is what you're saying yeah okay okay uh so now i hear clear as

00:51:31.740 the day is long these words no please god somebody help me jeez this is what they say the screams are

00:51:40.460 coming from the graveyard across the street you live next to yeah this is uh yeah i throw down

00:51:45.220 the ps4 controller and i run down the stairs across the street to the chain link fence of the graveyard

00:51:50.800 what are you doing there's a clue here's a clue here's a clue what i'm wearing only a pair of basketball

00:51:56.080 shorts oh yeah i know exactly what kind of way to use is you think he's wearing underwear

00:51:59.980 no we know a guy that would just wear oh yeah that's right no underwear i already know what

00:52:06.260 you're talking about just dick print like around all kinds of people disrespectful like you just

00:52:11.660 be out with people just dick yeah all right but that's enough it's really inappropriate no i thought

00:52:16.220 so too from the guy that sent in october okay well that's an old me that's it no shoes no shirt

00:52:23.340 just shorts playing grand theft okay see this is it's these are good clues to who this person is

00:52:28.180 yeah yeah yeah in his house playing grand theft auto 5 probably drinking a soda and just shorts on

00:52:33.920 gross like i just feel like time is just slipping by though if you're just like playing games well you

00:52:40.280 play games you do it like do you think this guy's even reading the bible all this time he could be

00:52:44.900 reading the bible he might be though i don't think you should all right let me ask you this though real

00:52:48.540 quick should you be reading the bible in basketball shorts yeah you should be reading the bible reading

00:52:53.260 the bible anytime anywhere what if you have what if you have like a really crazy like esoteric type

00:52:58.060 introduction to your podcast should you be reading the bible then should you be wearing basketball shorts

00:53:05.380 if you don't play basketball oh great questions this is question this is literally i draw the line here

00:53:10.960 and i go absolutely not if you've got a little dude on your shorts that's literally got a basketball

00:53:16.500 in his hand well i'll tell you what go ahead i went i went to a very fancy event in orlando and i wore

00:53:21.320 golf pants they were like golf slacks very comfortable what is it golf for what for for like

00:53:26.900 instead of like like khakis nah they look like dress pants but they're for golf wanker were they

00:53:31.760 like plaid that's not a word that anybody in america uses was it like an adam sandler movie

00:53:36.780 nah dog they're like gray but they're like stretchy and they're for golf did you buy them like

00:53:40.920 knowing they were for golf not really but then i noticed that they were nike so i was like oh dan this

00:53:45.380 is so like yeah you could mix sports and leisure if you'd like to but not the shorts i'm wearing

00:53:49.840 basketball shorts right now baby boy what are you talking about and i've never seen you ball

00:53:54.460 not once he's got a good point dude you can't hoop you didn't even hesitate that you're like dude i'm

00:53:59.660 not i'm not that i'm not a basketball player i mean i could i bet you i'm better than david

00:54:03.860 probably dad could hoop we know that david looks like he dribbles with two hands you know that my dad

00:54:09.720 yeah we know how do we know that we know we saw the artwork in the house bro him and his cousin

00:54:14.480 balling out of control they used to ball out they weren't any good though yeah my dad's got a lot

00:54:19.520 of roosters around so you know he's puerto rican uh the the weather is wet and there's a sinister

00:54:24.140 foggy mist in the air is that is that typical for california probably typical for graveyards yeah i

00:54:30.240 mean even in the summertime san francisco was like foggy misty okay so only the type of mist that could come

00:54:38.460 through a graveyard in this exact situation that's not so common then waste time mist just rolling

00:54:43.280 across that appears to be let me tell you something i'm really excited we're halfway through this story

00:54:47.100 this is a good story but i'm really excited to get to uh to uh jason's story which i put up i'm excited

00:54:52.560 too i'm just i just want i bet you if we i don't know if we read it will he come back but that's by the

00:54:58.940 way jason is a guy that shows up look at this guy real rise that raven wearing singlets for

00:55:04.040 dude real rye or die is the man he's he gave me my first goal back that's hilarious real rye or die

00:55:10.540 is awesome yeah real rye or die is the man long time homie i hope he shows up to the next real

00:55:15.020 rise i'll just be real with you right now real rye yeah a little weird he was like he just came

00:55:20.000 came up to me at the last rohemian grove he goes yo bro like all of us should go to your house

00:55:24.720 and i was like hell yeah dude and he goes like yeah like right now and just hang on i was like

00:55:28.080 nope that's what he said to me he gave me the goal back and he was like let me in your home

00:55:32.240 that's what he said yeah and i was like i'll take the goal back these fans are weird yeah

00:55:36.340 what amount was the goal back like a one or a five r3 says it's like wearing uh muay thai shorts and

00:55:41.200 you don't train it i have muay thai shorts that would be embarrassing and i look so stupid in them

00:55:45.460 it is like wearing ufc gloves to make coffee okay you know why because there's like this big

00:55:49.440 crinkly section at the top and it's i don't know it's weird well that's it's a elongate your

00:55:54.500 midsection it doesn't look right on me it only looks right on tall skinny people doesn't look

00:55:58.620 right on me the weather is wet and there's a sinister fog in the air the only only the type

00:56:02.820 that can come through a graveyard in this exact situation as i stand by the fence listening i

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00:56:35.520 uh he's an exchange student i guess from south africa because he has a thick accent and he's

00:56:46.780 white ah gross yeah that's a weird one you run into a guy from south africa you're like oh dude what

00:56:51.920 are you doing here get back to go back i know there's genocide going on there but oh yeah shout out

00:56:57.040 to the gen like not like shout out to the he doesn't know about this yeah i do bro the farmers

00:57:02.520 it has to do with farmers i know about it wait are we saying is it has to do with farmers i know

00:57:07.420 i know anything that has to do with firm is it is it is it south africa or is it um south africa

00:57:11.820 south africa they're killing the farmers bro no no not the farmers there's a christian genocide

00:57:16.300 happening oh i don't know in like um is it guyana and you want to you want to i think that's israel

00:57:24.120 um no no no don't say that that's gonna get upset all right all right so okay okay okay so uh i've

00:57:29.820 known exchange students to come over here from far away because of bethel christian oh he's in the

00:57:34.680 mountains bro bethel's up by like redding that's like that's like nigeria it's in nigeria

00:57:40.000 is bethel the great uh 501c3 with the good music it is the great yeah yeah i mean there's a lot of

00:57:45.120 jehovah's witnesses go there what yeah i like their music you like their music oh i'm sure bethel's

00:57:49.940 got it's whatever boss in music all right he asked me what's going on hey what's going on mate

00:57:58.360 a south african accent nancy what are you doing you're not in the chat but you're in the chat you're

00:58:03.760 not nancy get in the please because nancy get to work okay uh uh he said what's going on mate

00:58:09.620 at this uh at this moment we hear her again an agonizing cry please god somebody help me that's

00:58:15.660 really really risky because you ever hear like people hearing mimics in the woods yeah yeah don't

00:58:20.380 just don't go this is this is my thing that matt's like oh dude you don't talk to people you don't do

00:58:24.220 this you're like you hold grudges i mind my business dog no and i'm out of my business no dude i'm from

00:58:30.300 new york so like like that's the new york baby i'm gonna pick up i'm gonna pick up a hitchhiker it's like

00:58:34.940 i've seen people get stabbed on the subway oh yeah just for making eye contact and i'm like dog i

00:58:40.500 don't even make eye contact like you just keep moving we keep a gangster i have stepped over a

00:58:44.600 dead person once i know i know i just i just see humans i'm like hey what's up we have something

00:58:49.360 in common dude i seen a guy the old smell test first i seen a guy with a foot molded off and like

00:58:55.660 his sock was moving and under it were uh oh maggots maggots yeah yeah yeah yeah and he took it off and i

00:59:01.300 was just like i looked at him and i was like you're a problem dog i can't i got things to do

00:59:05.080 because if i get caught up there you don't care about others well what are you supposed to do about

00:59:07.900 the maggot foot pray for him okay that's different is that in the name of jesus and i walked away

00:59:12.200 because listen all you're gonna do is you're gonna get wrapped up in their stuff and then i'm gonna get

00:59:16.860 in a lot of no no no i'm not i listen i don't have with people for a long time i'm but i'm just like

00:59:21.940 hey da da da help praying maybe some word of wisdom whatever but yes i'm with you as soon as it

00:59:28.080 turns into like let's do this thing and be a victim and go on and on i'm like hey no like you

00:59:33.060 get like 60 seconds dude one time i'm doing the whole long thing i'm standing on the train i have

00:59:36.940 my work gear on i'm we're headed to a stop holding on to the pole guy he's yawning again he's yawning

00:59:42.420 again dude this is a great story it's the first time i'm yawning guy at the end of the train is looking

00:59:47.160 at me and he's doing all the things so that i can look at him and i see him and i'm like not gonna

00:59:50.900 look at him and it got to the point where he got so frustrated because if i look it initiates

00:59:56.440 then i have to fight it's consent he pissed on himself i swear to you yeah pissed on the most

01:00:02.360 amount of piss i've ever seen in my life and the piss ran towards me that's cool on my work no it's

01:00:08.160 not that's super cool that's a demonic story dude it's not demonic this is just new york city when i

01:00:13.420 was like 13 years old i had a girlfriend at the time and i and i got a smooch on a park bench right

01:00:17.860 i'm sitting there on a park bench i gave her a smooch all of a sudden a homeless guy comes over

01:00:22.760 now now i think this is actually the homeless guy doing the most hilarious thing he ever could

01:00:27.960 have done we're never going to get through this story no it's almost done this one's done he walks

01:00:31.520 over he sees two young kids smooching on a bench right and what does he decide to do he comes over

01:00:36.140 sits on the bench directly next to us and just goes hot and just starts pissing oh just pissing

01:00:41.880 through his pants and it's just slashing on the ground to be honest it's a power move dude this is

01:00:46.980 honestly he was marking his territory this is like an ad for people to move to florida like is what's

01:00:52.080 happening right now yeah yeah 100 okay uh please continue you just can't be next to these people

01:00:55.780 they're animals we stopped smooching uh uh so they went to bethel christian school he asked me

01:01:00.900 what's going on at this moment we hear it again agonizing cry please god somebody help me this lady's

01:01:06.540 dying and they're just having small talk i immediately nod to the stranger and he agrees

01:01:10.960 let's do this hell yeah so we just sort of feel like it's a cypress hill song i ain't going out like

01:01:15.800 that like they both heard it at the same time they're like yo let's go they did like the black

01:01:19.700 white handshake yeah and they started running like no they didn't run they jog okay because i mean

01:01:24.880 basketball shorts well you can't see it's he doesn't have shoes on oh yeah yeah so the guy's just

01:01:30.380 like why don't you have pants um so you ball you ball you balling right now uh it's like first we

01:01:38.040 played a quick pickup game all right all right so we jog up the block to the entrance of the graveyard

01:01:43.980 and jump over the chain barrier it's dark he did it better than me because he's from south africa

01:01:49.660 yeah this uh this grave graveyard with few light posts and the mist making it hard to see

01:01:55.760 and we have nothing no flashlights no weapons nothing all right we start walking toward where

01:02:01.520 the screams are coming from and after about 20 yards or so we come across a young guy probably

01:02:07.000 things like this probably probably okay maybe he's black i don't know he's that kind of white

01:02:14.040 he's that kind of yeah yeah we've already established that grand theft auto five basketball

01:02:18.500 shorts k2 did he do k2 whatever bath salts you know yeah yeah there's a lot of red flags but

01:02:24.180 definitely an nds listener he walks up and pulls a knife out nice okay we put our hands up not in a

01:02:31.740 way of surrender but a defensive posture and say hey man what's going on i can't let you get close

01:02:36.860 to me yeah and hail son and yeah he tells us f off as we are slowly circling each other oh so it's

01:02:42.720 like a mexican standoff he's like get out of here i'm stabbing this bitch yeah all right that's the

01:02:46.460 language lady this is a christian show after hours nobody's here it doesn't matter you're still in the

01:02:52.420 look at the look at the wallpaper that's true have some respect he doesn't care he doesn't care

01:02:58.900 i do care why would you say i don't care okay so they're circling each other it's like a movie but i

01:03:03.380 know i can take this little dude out even if he's got a knife let alone both of us dude you're gonna

01:03:08.160 get stabbed this might get stabbed once but he's not gonna kill you by the way z-man says jake is a

01:03:13.040 wigger and that's correct oh yes why did that word escape us i don't know that's what it is though

01:03:18.400 you know that's what it is you know wigger no like the dude said california white on that type

01:03:23.260 of way that's called a wigger there's just like a different no if you're from cali you're kind of

01:03:26.760 like maybe a stoner or a skater like a ps5 player whatever he's talking about you're just like doing

01:03:32.880 your thing but you're just kind of been around a lot of different ethnicities and so you're a little

01:03:36.700 bit of you know you kind of vibe with everybody wigger i like it oh he's the kind of guy that's like

01:03:41.660 you're playing the game boy you're playing the game boy you know sometimes you're playing the game

01:03:45.940 boy these kids in their tetris all right uh wigger probably so it's like a movie he thinks he could

01:03:51.340 take this guy you're gonna get cut dude uh uh we can tell he wants out soon enough we exchange places

01:03:57.560 and he is on the side exiting the graveyard and he starts to walk backwards backing away and then runs

01:04:03.980 off into the darkness word up we look at each other and continue to move deeper into the boneyard oh i

01:04:09.660 like how he's changing the boneyard vernacular yeah they see well this show it's like forever but

01:04:16.540 as they as they watch and they listen they try better because like the first couple of emails

01:04:21.920 the first 30 emails there was not even there weren't i sleep at night wake up big feelings

01:04:28.300 scary dark corner paragraphs this is what they call bots bro there's that there's no way that's

01:04:33.460 real real people this is a robot no we talk to the people this is just like making stories up

01:04:38.760 this is clearly a wigger in california this is 100 a wigger all right all right all right all right

01:04:46.440 so jake please confirm in some way shape or form if you're a wigger after about another 30 yards we

01:04:51.000 see a young woman walking toward us she's also in her late teens or early 20s and we walk towards her

01:04:56.540 because she is surely the one in distress and begin to ask if she's okay and what's going on and can we

01:05:01.880 help i can i say this i shit you not guys nice in the oh man so much language nastiest most

01:05:09.940 disdainful tone this girl says to us and i quote leave me alone and walks away oh i wish he would

01:05:16.500 have read the one it's a lot it's a lot more fun to have him like watch these horrific so the girl

01:05:21.440 that went to jail oh that was um heather shout out heather i hope she's still out there crushing

01:05:27.400 yeah she went to prison for a while she was in the chat while reading her horrific story but you

01:05:31.520 would love it well he liked the olive garden one he thought that was yeah yeah yeah that was a good

01:05:35.840 one well no your commentary on that was like hilarious well i mean it's a literally a demon

01:05:40.420 in an olive garden bathroom like that writes itself yeah yes was erupting in laughter

01:05:45.000 he's got a lot of words he's like heather was a chick from alaska no dude that's kate kate is in

01:05:54.360 there kate are you good are you okay is that the right kate is that is that kate the homie from

01:06:00.000 alaska are you good dude just checking in kate's got demons almost oh dude she doesn't oh she's good

01:06:06.480 well no i do i hope she's good uh we need another alligator head i'm the chick from alaska yeah dude

01:06:12.940 kate is awesome but but but but there's not the symmetrical maybe a bigger oh another algalator

01:06:19.020 head to like like a big real big one so we can put all the wires yeah all right matt likes that

01:06:24.480 so you like that okay hear that jason the south african dude and i just looked up at each other

01:06:28.980 in shock and disbelief as she simply walked away i'll never forget the ungratefulness in her voice

01:06:34.320 what'd you say holy shit oh dude i'm alive yes i am an effed up person for real for real i know

01:06:40.940 but we like you good kate you're doing good no kate is awesome though kate is awesome yeah but

01:06:44.860 the thing is you got to confront this stuff yeah she's doing good she's just getting up and doing

01:06:49.320 her thing every day yeah getting up in the middle of the night unbeknownst to herself doing good i

01:06:54.780 guess what do you think about holy water yeah i don't even i'm not familiar with that

01:06:59.740 what are you talking like what chapter and verse are you talking about when you say this word holy

01:07:05.940 water he just doesn't just saying like i'm on ezekiel's temple where the water's coming out of the

01:07:10.500 temple how do you feel about like nike dunks uh or jesus said like wells of water will spring up

01:07:15.480 from within you when you're when you have the holy spirit like that water are you talking about when

01:07:20.120 you go in some building and there's like some bowl of water is that what you're talking about like what

01:07:25.460 if somebody prayed over a thing shout out to nancy for the good rat lacoon no i don't care if people

01:07:30.460 pray over you would like pray over water and then water does stuff what do you think about

01:07:34.700 no like what if you prayed over coffee oh yeah you sent it out holy coffee well you should pray

01:07:39.640 over stuff that's entering your body like that's what the scripture's talking about is nothing's

01:07:43.360 unclean what if you did it what do you mean you prayed over coffee and we sent it to alaska

01:07:48.160 could help would it help kate i mean there is this thing where paul it said that they took uh

01:07:54.940 handkerchiefs and aprons off of him and put them on people with demons and with sickness and the demons

01:07:59.320 left them and the sickness left them that's a thing i'm not saying anything remotely close to that

01:08:03.820 exactly what happened today but i'm just saying that concept is not biblically inaccurate okay so let's

01:08:09.480 pray over some stuff and send it to kate in the heat of battle your squad relies on you don't let

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01:08:35.220 lenovo.com when you say us though it's for we well you and we watch you i said let's which is it's a

01:08:48.980 plural but none of the words that you just yeah nosotras is like us i never liked that that's like

01:08:54.160 nosotros he won't read a bible give him a bible i read it matt we're right here he wants me to read

01:09:02.080 it every day have you seen him just reading this now it's been it only takes like even if you just

01:09:06.400 read a paragraph a day like whatever just start this other guy and myself risked everything and ran

01:09:11.560 headlong into a nightmare with no thought of ourselves and this little idiot this strumpet this

01:09:16.820 wow i don't know that last word appropriate jake is mad but he's mad dude he's just furious and he's

01:09:24.060 allowed to express himself by a crackhead wait is this still the same guy that the chick kicked over

01:09:28.820 his bike same guy different story yeah maybe pertains anyway we both slowly walked out of there

01:09:33.820 not saying a word just processing what happened and then said bye at the gate and i never saw any of

01:09:39.460 them again still cracks me up how dumb uh yet how heroic we are we were yeah you hear about setups

01:09:47.440 like that all the time and we even play scenarios like that in red dead right raven that's true

01:09:52.940 and yeah yeah he might have lucked out running into some random uh dude that's going to follow

01:09:57.900 him yeah because if he went by himself you might get stabbed well that's why it says in hebrews be

01:10:02.460 careful about strangers because some have entertained angels unaware yeah i mean who knows oh you think

01:10:07.860 that dude was an angel oh it could have been an angel if he was like bro at least if there's two of

01:10:11.960 us then you're not going to get stabbed no the south african angel south african angel could have been

01:10:16.760 all right i like that that name of the episode south african that's yeah that's the name of the episode

01:10:20.900 wait and how did he know he was south african he just his accent he had a stupid accent yeah he

01:10:25.400 sounded like drick is duplicy very good uh that's a ufc reference sounds inappropriate and no no he's

01:10:31.320 a champion after that no no uh this saturday uh pay-per-view um this guy that everybody wants to

01:10:38.360 see aspinall and gone hey can we do fight night in the library matt apparently not because everybody

01:10:43.200 got all tight about no i said go ahead out in the main lobby go for it no it's fine we're not

01:10:47.380 a horrible idea all right after that i told myself i'd never risk my life like that for some

01:10:52.420 stranger ever again hell yeah jake very smart that little ruined it for some some truly in need

01:11:00.000 but as it turns out i'm still not that jaded you're dumb postscript postscript just say ps you

01:11:06.500 fancy you know if you guys was like characters out of the classic movie overboard with kurt russell

01:11:12.660 never seen it what does that mean top would be goldie you guys don't know that movie we don't

01:11:17.280 know we're not guys you're like we're very young top would be goldie hawn because of his

01:11:22.060 shoe fetish and this is like the scene and raven would be bad billy pratt i don't even get it hope

01:11:29.200 you guys are well i hope that was for you well they just they just made the point that top would

01:11:33.200 be a female which is awkward oh a female goldie hawn's a female you know you know what he's making

01:11:37.900 the point that you're old jake that you're old that you fit into the average demographic listener

01:11:42.660 of nephilim death squad you would make a horrific looking woman we got to figure out a way to get

01:11:47.760 like in the will of some of our listeners because clearly they're at the door wait so what are we

01:11:53.900 saying happened in this story it's just two uh dramatic trailer trash folks we're having a fight

01:11:58.660 in a graveyard yeah i have to admit jake that wasn't particularly supernatural yeah i thought this

01:12:03.300 was a supernatural show we don't vet these stories we like to read them nancy does well nancy's

01:12:07.940 supposed to vet the stories but she she's but that's but that's all it was right it's just two

01:12:11.940 people got in a fight in a graveyard and one was like oh yeah help help and but it was just all right

01:12:16.740 but this one is from jason uh jason last name we're not gonna read don't say we're not gonna doxon

01:12:21.160 he dreadlock jason dreadlock jay big jason's story this is our jason the homie no jason sat at the

01:12:29.800 table for six hours i'm pretty sure that it's illegal just reading straight bible yeah and that's

01:12:34.540 like oh no regularly you're saying like it's one day he regularly is in here he's reading straight

01:12:39.400 through matthew right now we talk a little bit about it i mean he's been in ephesians you ever

01:12:43.620 tell him to like leave like you can't be no why would you do that the more i know him he looks

01:12:48.340 like he carries a knife legit bro yeah legit dude he's been here he was here so long one time i saw

01:12:53.140 his dreadlocks grow they did wow yeah like when we walked in versus when we left when i left i was like

01:12:57.420 damn this guy's been here forever he looks like he carries a knife solid oh 100 carries a knife

01:13:01.940 yeah i mean he probably killed that gator we need a second one or a larger one please come on jason

01:13:06.680 all right uh new member we know who you are loving the show here's my schizo tale of discovering nds

01:13:12.760 and the standard oh shout out to the standard my journey began as a misguided youth who carried a

01:13:21.760 knife no who carried the shame of a material last name what does that mean i'm not sure what that

01:13:26.820 means all of that didn't really matter or so i thought as i was able to gain motivation learn

01:13:31.720 from those around me and become a man of commitment and make a better life for mine he doesn't look

01:13:37.380 like i mean he's not i don't know if he's the type of guy that's gonna like what we're gonna do

01:13:40.260 with this oh well by now he's probably realized what a mistake it was like he's saying he comes

01:13:44.620 from a wealthy family that's kind of what it seems like okay but he figured out his own way of

01:13:49.540 of you know uh you know i guess how would you say gain motivation because you know you have

01:13:54.720 like nepotism right like these nepo babies that just ride that last name sounds like he figured

01:13:59.140 out a way to to make himself his own man yo that's a big deal that is a big deal i was everything i

01:14:04.920 wanted to be i was having a blast but i hadn't learned all the lessons i should have while driving

01:14:09.740 determination developed me into a man of means this guy's smart i like yeah yeah i feel bad talking to

01:14:16.580 him now because i'm like he's way smarter and we're so dumb yeah to do with anything no because

01:14:20.500 when i see him i could tell like oh because you're trying to flex on because he's like oh no i

01:14:24.520 shouldn't be flexing on this guy yeah i want to be taken seriously i'm very smart i don't want to flex

01:14:29.460 on him i just want to say hi but now i know that like i'm like he's a man now he's like i should have

01:14:33.340 been saying hello i would never i would never say these words here man of me and not it's not like

01:14:37.800 a man of means i could i can do whatever i want means he's well spoken bro yeah dude i don't know

01:14:44.420 words like that and i'm a podcaster it's kind of disrespectful i don't have a lot of words he

01:14:48.000 sits there in this lobby okay yeah and he's judging us judging us don't say judging but he might be

01:14:54.680 kind of under his breath going yeah i don't blame him actually at this podcast studio these assholes

01:15:00.300 don't even know words the generational emotional baggage turned me into a creature of vice and he

01:15:06.180 really does the words i won't recount all the faults that led to this but i found myself a single dad

01:15:12.980 of two at 30 years old with no clue what to do next that's a heavy place dude uh so i kept doing

01:15:19.160 what i was successful at and buried myself in work and whiskey damn this is like poetry no this is

01:15:25.220 poetry it's it's a sad but beautiful kind of a story already i'm gonna run this through ai to make

01:15:29.860 sure he didn't i was just gonna ask he must have write this yeah i think yeah this jake or jason you

01:15:34.780 thought we wouldn't know but we know he's like ai make me sound smart i'm fortunate enough to live

01:15:39.020 in florida's friendliest hometown and it takes a village let's go shout out villages so raising

01:15:44.200 don't dox him dude he just said it he lives in florida's no it was a euphemism it was an innuendo

01:15:49.760 everybody knows florida's friendliest hometown is called the villages so raising the children

01:15:54.520 this guy's the best dog i like it it's a play on words flowery language it's a pun so raising the

01:16:00.400 children turned out to be easier than expected even as a drunk man the villages where even a drunk

01:16:04.900 can raise a family so here's the thing like we're like good ad he's driving the the he's driving it

01:16:10.080 and then and then he's just taking us at the end of the sentence we're like just jerking the wheel

01:16:13.980 well he's making it fun and it's a nice experience have you ever seen owen benjamin do his uh

01:16:18.340 baby boomerville dude you gotta show matt baby boomerville i know he's got a food for us he's got he

01:16:24.140 does have a food for us but unlike you he oh no actually just like you he shows up with dirty hands

01:16:28.260 and it's to like flex on us or something weird wash your hands um are you typing you're typing here

01:16:33.500 dog you're just typing x.com x.com um okay so i was able to maintain for the next three years or what

01:16:42.560 i thought was maintaining then at the age of 33 a family member took me aside at a july fourth party

01:16:48.540 and made me aware of the reality of my consumption and situation oh this dude had tuberculosis damn boy

01:16:55.320 that's crazy that's a rare disease no i that was that's a red dead joke for uh for for

01:17:02.060 if you died of consumption consumption yeah that's a tuberculosis keep reading keep reading i'm gonna

01:17:06.520 find a tuberculosis joke just went right over your head chat please anybody okay uh boom boom boom so

01:17:14.380 made me aware of the reality of my consumption and situation i was embarrassed and saddened with myself

01:17:20.540 i had become something i never wanted to be a loser i was about a hundred pounds overweight divorce and

01:17:26.820 addicted to all manner of vices all manner uh fj fool says bad joke i thought i was better at hiding

01:17:36.380 this with my jovial demeanor and drive to succeed but as my cousin pointed out i wasn't x.com x.com x

01:17:43.480 that's my bad uh i was trying to find something i found it rat season says good reference thank you

01:17:50.620 um in a moment of denial i wanted to tell him where to go you can go arthur deserved to die fj fool

01:18:00.880 that's heavy dude and take it back actually yeah he kind of did he was a bad dude um but his next

01:18:07.660 words settled me have you smoked weed yet he's like hey all these things that you're doing real

01:18:13.700 bad uh have you tried weed uh taken off guard i don't know why but a calm came over me and i

01:18:19.840 replied oh we oh you're gonna offer me weed my bad i was about to get defensive um i don't know why

01:18:26.500 but a calm came over me i replied no while i was an avid partaker of spirits all other drugs were

01:18:32.800 unknown to me damn this guy writes cool he writes so cool man so i hit a bowl for the first time

01:18:39.740 20 minutes later we were lying in the grass looking at the stars listening to music when i saw her a

01:18:45.260 fiery woman not with aggressive flames but a warm soft glow this is interesting this this dude just

01:18:51.260 got hit with a whole to the supernatural part of the show after three stories deep uh this is how it

01:18:56.740 goes this is typically how it goes her embers floated from her and became a part of the starry

01:19:01.920 backdrop i felt an overwhelming sense of love and that time was now to make changes in myself oh

01:19:09.260 the time was now to me all right all right uh then i watched as the angel all right so he's identified

01:19:15.000 it as an angel joined by a dance partner performed a routine to peter gabriel's in your eyes this is

01:19:23.760 really a man of culture this is a learner i don't know any of those i don't know what it means i don't

01:19:28.800 know the song in your eyes by peter gabriel never heard of him but i imagine it's beautiful i'm glad

01:19:33.580 he didn't tell us this in person because i'd be looking at him like i don't really understand these

01:19:36.920 references above my pay grade you're old do you know this peter gabriel's uh in your eyes

01:19:41.580 i didn't know that all right um this is like rich people stuff we can't play it because we'll get

01:19:46.080 copywritten and and stricken from from spotify uh okay so uh which was playing in the background

01:19:53.020 with tears in my eyes i thanked my cousin for speaking with me and vowed that change would

01:19:57.900 happen from this moment forward i would only smoke weed habitually no that's not what he says he

01:20:02.200 goes uh second to my children being born this moment was the most beautiful thing i had ever

01:20:07.720 experienced i concede this could have just been a false chemical response of drugs and emotions but

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01:20:39.580 lenovo.com i want to stop there for a second because we'd never recommend on this show that

01:20:51.880 anybody does anything because we were talking about this off air before the show started and you said

01:20:56.780 what is what you always say i don't know where you're at in your life so meaning like we never

01:21:01.300 recommend doing you know psychedelics or anything like that because we just don't know who you are as

01:21:06.720 an individual where you are in your life and what could end up where you're at geographically either

01:21:11.740 powers and principalities powers and principalities no we're not talking about that man we're talking

01:21:16.900 about but some people you would say smoke some weed no that's are you listening i wouldn't suggest

01:21:22.020 we use the word never i know but you're seeing it like people in certain geographic or we don't know

01:21:27.020 where no no no we're talking about powers and principalities i don't know what creatures what

01:21:30.600 spiritual entities reside where you are colin colin just hit me up again has more experiences

01:21:35.920 did you say anything to him wait so we're not just chalking this up which i think he's gonna get

01:21:40.180 at but we're not just chalking this up to like he smoked a ton of weed and it was ended up being a

01:21:44.580 hallucinogen i'm not chalking it up i think so yeah i think but here's the thing though like sometimes

01:21:48.860 you'll like so he had an encounter with something wherever he was but we we know another dude that did

01:21:55.620 a ton of mushrooms and had an encounter and then got basically consigned to work for an entity that

01:22:02.460 he doesn't know and to this day he still has supernatural like weird like experimentations

01:22:07.420 his his girlfriend wife now is having like visitations to which we would say never do

01:22:12.600 mushrooms so what to which i say i'm not going to suggest this to anybody because i don't know where

01:22:17.520 you're at in your life or geographically like this dude might have been in the right spot geographically

01:22:21.480 where something floating by and it helped him out i see what you're saying you know i mean yeah

01:22:25.360 like you're going to open up the door i got boys that did mushrooms and never came back

01:22:28.740 yeah dude it's that's why i always say like i did mushrooms i had a uh very positive experience

01:22:34.220 and still i don't recommend them for anybody and i've never done them again since that experience

01:22:38.140 but you know um i can see it's making it's making that very when you say positive experience you

01:22:43.880 just mean like you walked into somebody's like barbecue party and they had like 15 hot dogs on

01:22:49.120 the grill and you just like what are you talking about a great experience what went to somebody's

01:22:53.960 barbecue and had a reasonable amount of hot dogs a number of hot dogs that any adult male would eat

01:22:59.060 in a sitting unreasonable about the last guy what is that two to three hot dogs here's what i suggest

01:23:04.000 so i don't know where jason was at when he did this but that guy that was uh the previous guy jake

01:23:09.820 that lives across from a graveyard i shouldn't don't do like anything yeah anything don't do high

01:23:16.000 amounts of psychedelics because something's there but don't do low amounts of psychedelics either this is

01:23:19.840 what i believe i believe like you could peel back the veil and and like geographically where you're

01:23:24.480 at so that's why people go to certain places don't do it through nobody's nobody's advocating for that

01:23:29.580 okay walk in the spirit yeah yeah i don't know he has this tone where he's like why are you so mad

01:23:33.900 advocating for drugs you're trying to pretend like you're not but you guys kind of are you know what

01:23:38.580 i said don't do it you know what psychology thing you guys do what would this and also well how do you

01:23:42.940 think we built a studio let me ask come on if i came to your house right if i came to your house and

01:23:47.640 you invited me over for dinner and i brought my own hot dogs would you be offended he actually

01:23:52.500 did specifically yeah no i want you to eat when you come to the house i know but i'm just saying

01:23:56.560 if there's gonna be a problem with how many hot dogs i'm just saying for you to say it was a good

01:24:00.220 time means you ate a ton of hot dogs no i didn't that's not what happened what was the pleasurable

01:24:04.360 thing on mushrooms then uh it was just that i was having this thought process over and over again

01:24:08.820 like i became hyper fixated on why people behave the way that they do and i started to become the

01:24:13.740 become like understanding of the root cause of an individual's behavior and it really alleviated

01:24:19.900 so it's like you start to see that you start thinking about like people's negative behavior

01:24:23.060 then it's like well that comes from this this and that why do people act this way well that

01:24:26.720 i don't know what was giving me that information you get insight yeah i see what you're saying

01:24:30.000 but that's all that happened all right uh okay so um the next morning i felt emotionally lighter

01:24:36.060 years of shame sorrow and regret were gone wow only love remained however i now felt what those

01:24:42.700 mental parasites had done to my body and relationships and the lack of love it caused

01:24:47.480 for me i guess meaning like years of alcohol consumption what it had done to him uh like

01:24:52.280 many played with emotional distress i turned to the expanse of human knowledge youtube

01:24:57.280 uh long story short i discovered the nazarite vow and with that covenant with god i transformed

01:25:05.800 my relationship with consciousness altering substances and faith was instilled in me that was 12 years

01:25:12.300 ago interesting all right alcohol was the first vice to go it was instant by the end of that year i

01:25:19.380 was completely dry however food caffeine nicotine and sex continued to plague me dude food uh plagues

01:25:25.580 me very much so shocked to hear that um wait no was that too serious i didn't mean to do that well

01:25:31.280 not hot dogs because i don't think that that's an issue but like sweets are a big issue with me uh sugary

01:25:36.180 things which is why like before the show you're like hey i'm gonna take my phone out and i'm gonna look

01:25:40.020 at it during the show and you know it's very unprofessional and that's fine uh but you offered

01:25:44.760 me like a brownie and it was a four ingredient brownie bro it was like the health yeah i know

01:25:49.840 but you can't offer me like a brown no i'm sorry for taking that shot at you over the food

01:25:53.260 that was kind of rude no it's you know it's fine no you were being like serious and you were like

01:25:58.420 opening up and you felt like we were in the tree of trust and then i just like cut your never heard

01:26:01.920 that expression the tree of trust the tree of trust i shouldn't have done that i'm sorry about

01:26:06.220 that all right i'll let it go this one time so um alcohol was the first okay sex continued to

01:26:11.800 plague me i implemented an exercise routine that helped me uh with my weight at first but i would

01:26:18.440 overeat and the weight stayed uh as far as other vices i wasn't strong enough to let them go yet

01:26:24.920 as i looked at the calendar tracking my lack of progress i finally saw why the angel said now

01:26:31.200 was my time there it was jason but jason has an acronym right j a s o n before that i had never

01:26:39.600 realized these five months of the year for an acronym of my name what five months of the year

01:26:46.880 uh january august september october november oh that's interesting but uh february comes after

01:26:53.520 january okay oh no uh july august we are totally retarded no that is interesting attention right

01:27:01.280 there uh july august september october november jason you were writing to the wrong people i know that

01:27:07.940 it looks like we know what we're doing that's fascinating so we saw about your time is now he's

01:27:13.380 like he's like he's like what time specifically realize this is like what was in the reefer is he

01:27:19.840 so the guy said have you ever had weed he said no so he has no clue if he actually consumed weed he

01:27:24.520 might have been smoking that's true he might have been on angel he was like oh cool you don't know

01:27:28.120 what weed is so i'll just give you this and tell you it's weed i don't think so all right no you like

01:27:32.520 to get wet charlie this is like on another level this doesn't sound like i've actually never heard

01:27:38.540 this this is fascinating so uh january april september oregon nevada thank you rat season

01:27:43.560 uh i also understood completely any fundamental change i've made in myself would come to fruition

01:27:49.240 if it was made during the time of jason with a covenant with god that's a fascinating and cool

01:27:55.340 concept um armed with that knowledge i've been able to overcome many obstacles in my life

01:28:00.800 and stay on the narrow path not because i'm scared of hell when i die because of the hell

01:28:05.620 i live in when i stray but did you guys catch that the nazirite vow that's why he's not cutting his

01:28:11.700 hair i don't know what that is i'm very dumb it doesn't uh there's a lot that goes along with it

01:28:15.720 one of it he can't explain no not drinking wine not cutting your hair um oh that explains the

01:28:21.980 dreadlocks that's what i'm trying to say he is so cool yeah that's what that's about a nazirite vow

01:28:28.180 was a voluntary temporary or lifelong separation to god involving abstaining from wine all products

01:28:34.580 of the vine never cutting one's hair and avoiding all contact with dead bodies oh that's fascinating

01:28:39.160 dead body i was just reading something about uh you keep any dead bodies in here

01:28:42.900 this just got weird all right there's a lot of old people actually you never know because you might

01:28:49.320 just walk in the back and be like i guess there's one you just drag it out whoopsie uh okay so david

01:28:55.620 stop i didn't say so uh now how i found your show why can't you touch the dead bodies it's just

01:29:01.200 unclean i don't know yeah well wasn't there who pulled uh jesus's body down from the cross and he

01:29:07.360 was basically to remove it because he's like your your ceremony has prepared him right yeah but it

01:29:11.240 was like your ceremonial unclean and joseph of arimathea yeah and so he was like sacrificing

01:29:16.400 quite a bit yeah by going over there and pulling christ off the cross uh in regards to his own like

01:29:21.580 ability to engage in and i don't know adherence to the sabbath or whatever yeah yeah there was i

01:29:26.200 don't get down with any of that now though i mean that's not it's whatever i mean jesus laid hands on

01:29:31.120 uh did he lay hands when he called nicodemus or i'm sorry lazarus out of the grave no he just called

01:29:37.260 him out did he lay hands on the girl that was i mean paul paul definitely went and uh the guy who fell

01:29:43.320 out of the uh the guy who fell out of the window while paul was preaching and he fell down dead you guys

01:29:48.560 know that story in the book of acts and then paul went and laid hands on and brought him back to

01:29:52.120 life and elijah and elijah prayed for dead people i don't know the dead thing is not like it's

01:29:56.540 whatever i wouldn't sweat it you have a like a tremendous amount of hair coming out of his ear

01:30:01.160 um that's literally a earplug bro no no no no like around it that's just when you get older like all

01:30:07.960 the all the different directions is like so much all right so um now how i found your show i've been

01:30:12.760 social media and internet in general celibate since the time of jason 2016 i like that dude are

01:30:18.980 we in the time of jason we are we're toward the end oh yeah we're at the end of the time of jason

01:30:23.060 and we're reading his story oh sick perfect this is a rad story i love this dude it's been marvelous

01:30:29.000 this year's time of jason i decided to jump back in dude i love that man uh as i miss the community

01:30:36.820 engagement of that's a new thing like so we got like blap in guam like it's jason time oh we're in the

01:30:42.420 season of jason in season uh this is interesting he goes i miss the community engagement of the

01:30:47.180 niche topic of pre-disney star wars expanded universe dude i was not a star wars guy but i was

01:30:52.740 you know like i looked enough to be like this is what people like like this is gay but it was because

01:30:57.200 of what disney did to it yeah so i was you know i didn't really focus on it it's a good archetypal

01:31:01.520 story i just honestly the the mandalorian was cool but then that guy turned out to be gay

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01:31:31.460 uh a friend recommended i listen to the telepathy tapes first thing interesting because jedi mind

01:31:43.180 tricks are real now ah yeah we know we deal with i see what you're going here uh i couldn't believe

01:31:49.440 what i was hearing if this is real why why was no one talking about it turns out i was just a year

01:31:53.560 late uh just a year learn wait wait i was just a year late learning about this thank you matt

01:31:59.480 uh but it should still be on the news every day you want this guy to read the bible this is

01:32:03.800 interesting okay regular words here so so one time matt said you guys don't know anything why would

01:32:08.560 you ever go on somebody else's show and i said fair i did not say it like that i said you guys are

01:32:13.380 like uh stupid you guys are interviewing people about the stuff that they know you guys aren't like

01:32:20.120 the guys with like the thing you're just like kind of a little bit you're dabbling in so many things

01:32:24.100 insulting but fair well it's it's also because david goes well we're like i look retarded look

01:32:28.520 he doesn't like that he doesn't like he says no we're very serious because we know shit and we

01:32:33.860 don't know anything we do we think we know what we do know is like when we listen to the people

01:32:38.060 that say these guys are not serious they don't know anything we listen they have holes all in their

01:32:41.560 game like i listen to the shows and i go what the hell are these guys talking about they're missing

01:32:44.900 every i know but if you went on the show you would be so serious and so analytical oh no we crush

01:32:50.320 you'd be like we crush well check this out in researching i'm sorry in researching i found the

01:32:55.380 nds commentary the best explanation for what was going on and i wanted to hear more wait i'm out of

01:33:01.380 the loop of what's being talked about rightfully so the celebrity tapes oh we're not going to do this

01:33:05.520 we can't do this there can't be like a 30 second thing and then they're inducing autism

01:33:09.900 and uh having uh let me explain nanoparticles of heavy metal cross the blood brain barrier to act

01:33:18.220 as a receiver of frequency when you uh cause a state of disassociation you you force individuals

01:33:24.700 to recede into this like psychic hard rhyme that we all have access to into a state of disassociation

01:33:30.520 where they can't like physically interact with their body and their brain the kids in the telepathy

01:33:34.680 tapes that uh it's a show about them telepathically communicating with their mother or someone close

01:33:40.520 to them and or a lesbian yeah and i mean there is physical there's science how are they doing it to

01:33:45.220 them so they caused a permanent state of disassociation well this is this is like burying the lead but like

01:33:50.540 in the show they have uh they have techniques of getting them to read or spell it's called spelling

01:33:57.020 which is actually kind of interesting they'll first like touch the the kids so that way they could

01:34:00.960 like find where their body is because they like i guess when they have autism in this way their their

01:34:06.900 spirit or their soul is like detached from their body floating around it never in tune but when they

01:34:12.580 when the parents or somebody touches them they're able to have some semblance of like like where they

01:34:17.880 are you understand yeah yeah so the the telepathy tapes is like just outlining this and like wow isn't

01:34:23.080 it fantastic that these kids have telepathy and they kind of like skirt around the idea of whatever the

01:34:28.720 whatever happened with the vaccine schedule and i mean like it's intense 72 now they want for kids

01:34:33.620 and so we started looking at it through that way and then that leads you down the rabbit hole of mk ultra

01:34:39.460 and andreja puharic and it's like it's a straight direct line of what they've been trying to do from

01:34:45.260 dental tooth implants with heavy metal in them in order to send waves to someone's brain this is a patent

01:34:50.760 that was developed by this guy in the 1950s all the way to now heavy metals injected into the bloodstream and

01:34:56.380 now you have these kids they've been trying to do this forever they figured it out and they've done

01:35:00.080 it nationwide and then they put out a fluff piece with the telepathy tapes and they're like look at

01:35:04.820 how great this is it's a blessing but we're looking at and we're like no no this is the tower of babel

01:35:09.220 these guys were communicating through telepathy most likely and god put a nix on that this is not human

01:35:14.580 development this is like a step backward it's crazy there's a guy on the show his name is uh pastor

01:35:20.000 joe and franco this is another big like like red flag for these people he said that in the telepathy

01:35:26.400 tapes which is you know this huge podcast they cut out a ton of stuff the stuff that they cut out

01:35:31.120 was all these kids these non-verbal autistic kids figuring out a way to express that they were

01:35:36.900 communicating with jesus and they removed all of that now whether or not that's actually what's

01:35:41.420 happening is is a different question but why the hell would they remove that component they only want

01:35:45.960 you to see it through like this new age thing this idea that like autism is the next stage in

01:35:50.020 development these kids are in what we would describe see this is like so many people talk

01:35:54.260 about this like shout out blurry creatures they follow me but whatever you missed it they had that

01:35:58.440 guy on yeah yeah they completely missed it but so they had this guy on and and he's describing this

01:36:04.100 and i was like hey these kids are operating in the astral because they have no choice they can't

01:36:07.700 really operate in the physical they can't communicate but they're talking with each other in the

01:36:12.080 astral and this is like a well-documented phenomenon that's across the nation across i'm probably across

01:36:17.360 the world these kids are talking to each other it's but we have the best explanation on we do have the

01:36:22.140 best explanation on it because we actually looked at it who is learned who's learned and and and speaks

01:36:27.040 very well means and and that's a heavy-ass thing you just laid out it is hard to talk about like

01:36:32.880 yeah it takes literally we the telepathy the telepathy thing is a weird one dude it's a super weird one

01:36:38.500 it's how these entities whenever you have like some demonic encounter it's always telepathically

01:36:43.020 well how was daniel how was how was gabriel communicating with daniel like do you think

01:36:47.080 he was talking physically or like probably directly i don't know we talked about it before like in a

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01:37:18.260 looking at someone and then boom it's just known yeah yeah no it's like that we didn't say words but

01:37:29.580 it's just known exactly it's like that that's how things communicate in the spiritual but but spoken

01:37:34.200 word is an important thing i mean it's like yeah that's why i would think you speak it yeah yes and

01:37:38.580 it happens in the spiritual and they manifest in reality daniel i came for your words yeah i think

01:37:42.960 that they engaged with words so that's why when they're telling you like this is the next stage in

01:37:46.620 human development like no it's not well there's also something about like i don't know if these uh

01:37:51.780 the spiritual entities can really speak in where so it gets even deeper when you're talking about

01:37:56.880 vibration and uh uh frequency that's what created the world when god like in the the book of genesis

01:38:03.200 the very beginning god is speaking the word into the world into existence it's his it's his words yeah

01:38:08.340 and it's like vibrating creating god is the word when we speak like it sounds new agey but like we speak

01:38:13.760 our words are this is all vibration and frequency that's how you're perceiving it that's our vocal

01:38:18.040 chords are doing whatever and that is having some sort of an effect on everything around us these

01:38:24.460 spiritual entities seem to have lost that gift and they they they communicate with you i don't know

01:38:30.540 but they communicate with you in your mind and then you kind of have to be a medium for them to then say

01:38:36.520 this because there's something powerful about speaking and prophesying like speaking it out loud

01:38:40.860 you're saying this thing but if you could strip the world gay people would call it manifesting but i

01:38:45.300 think that there's something to it but if you can strip our understanding of the spiritual realm every

01:38:49.340 time some thing speaks to you telepathically you go oh wow how cool is that profound this must be

01:38:55.420 some ascended master something i should learn from it's like no no that's a it's a it's a trick it's a

01:39:00.800 it's like a party trick the devil took jesus up to the top of the uh the pinnacle of the temple and he

01:39:06.700 also took him up to a high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms in the world uh in a moment of

01:39:10.960 time so like yeah all spiritual like experiences are not from god that's right and that's what well

01:39:18.380 that's the problem though is like once you convince you get into this materialistic paradigm and you

01:39:22.200 convince us that that stuff doesn't happen then when it does happen you you have nothing to anchor

01:39:27.080 onto which i don't think anything what i just said was profound to anybody here they're probably like

01:39:31.480 yeah no kidding matt but like good though you'd be surprised in church circles you're trying no i'm

01:39:36.100 just saying in church circles you hear the craziest stories oh he's doing the time travel no no you're

01:39:41.680 like yo that's not a good like the vision that you're saying you had whether you had it or not

01:39:46.000 that's another discussion for another time but let's say you did have it that's not a good vision

01:39:50.100 like that's not a good thing right no there's people like oh spiritual experience must be from

01:39:54.460 god must be good well diversity in the spiritual realm is like it's this is what we're also trying

01:39:58.940 to lay out it's like you don't know what you're dealing with there you could even just be talking

01:40:02.380 to an autistic kid but that's why i like humans and you're always like you know you got to flex on

01:40:07.180 people you don't want to be friends with them people don't know where there's so much stuff in the

01:40:11.280 spirit realm and i see a human i'm like dude we're buddies like we have something in common

01:40:14.620 we're both human that's why i have something in common with everybody i talk to you're like no

01:40:19.000 don't look where you from dog don't look at him from livermore you know what it is we'll take matt

01:40:23.500 to new york city and we'll say hey matt let's try to get something done today hey matt let's talk to

01:40:26.720 the vagrants and then he's gonna go nope gotta stop at this vagrant gotta stop at this vagrant

01:40:29.940 we're like but matt we're supposed to be at the wax museum matt i've been stabbed 17 times matt can we

01:40:34.140 please get mad madame tussauds what are we doing and they're like no we've got a gang of

01:40:38.800 hobos hamilton dog anyway uh but this is why people don't invite us on our show because we have

01:40:42.600 nothing of value oh our cup is quite empty uh in researching i found nds commentary to be the

01:40:48.760 best explanation what was going on and wanted to hear more so i listened to a more recent episode

01:40:52.340 with matt to find out this was happening in my backyard after being on the internet for less than

01:40:57.340 a month imagine my shock that's pretty powerful actually less than a month after how many years

01:41:03.960 of a hiatus from the internet and less than a month he finds out that this show is happening in

01:41:07.620 his backyard was god nudging me he didn't have to send an angel of virtue as he did to uh fazio

01:41:14.640 did i pronounce that right for motivation i think it's pronounced fozzy bear fozzy bear uh for

01:41:19.580 motivation at the start of his journey i don't know what these words mean i ain't gonna try to

01:41:23.900 read that he's trying to make me sound stupid because he knows i'm gonna mess that word up

01:41:26.640 as he did the fazio for motivation at the start of his journey le ditamondo i don't see

01:41:33.040 he's so smart he's speaking only people that watch hamilton would understand i don't get it

01:41:38.940 and i know every word of hamilton uh as he sent to me high as giraffe but whoa lying on my cousin's

01:41:45.960 lawn after listening to matt's second podcast i knew i wanted to read and understand the bible

01:41:51.100 let's go this dude i don't know about that part but if some if i say some words and then it makes

01:41:56.320 you say i want to understand the bible that's like the highest honor just accept a nice thing when

01:42:01.000 people say it so what's wrong with accept a compliment what's wrong with david then you

01:42:03.860 said a lot of words to david and he still doesn't have that inclination i don't know i don't know

01:42:08.200 that's why i'm saying i like stop paying attention and he goes oh i can't read and yet he's just

01:42:12.400 reading paragraph after paragraph right here i was visibly because because honestly i'm gonna be real

01:42:16.520 with you this is the only way i could read okay then get the bible on a thing like he did it last

01:42:21.220 time he did it last time and he almost passed out he tried to read the bible by himself i was like

01:42:25.080 you have two years ago you have to i was i'll read with you i'll sit no i don't want to do a

01:42:29.540 one-on-one bible study with you stop do it toad do it toad both of you guys toad you guys need

01:42:35.400 100 do it i was visibly nervous i would reduce it i shut up david i produce it i'm down bro okay

01:42:41.680 i don't think it'd be that exciting but i would do it it would be uh my hand's shaking so the card

01:42:47.800 reader didn't work at first when i put my card down now he was nervous like that when he was in

01:42:51.960 the standard coffee shop that has excellent i get it look that's what you see the face he's doing right

01:42:55.760 now that's why i would have never looked like that i would have never thought anything he was

01:42:59.900 like i came here to see matt this dude i was like bro what's up oh my god get matt to watch

01:43:04.160 dustin nemos i wonder if you like dustin nemos dustin hit me up recently and then he added me to a

01:43:10.080 jew watchers chat which i promptly left uh because he wants to fulfill obadiah 18 or something like that

01:43:17.580 so um okay his card reader didn't work because he was nervous i had maybe said the name of jesus five

01:43:23.500 times in my life and always in vain yet i was about to engage with a total stranger on the topic

01:43:28.520 matt was super chill and looked really mad but he also noticed how jacked i was hell yeah and he

01:43:35.280 didn't draw attention oh oh how i thought you meant like he was muscular because he will say that

01:43:39.040 i've heard like one time matt was like dude you look uh jacked he's like dude you say that to people

01:43:44.020 if they're taking their health seriously but then i realized you said it to like everybody no like

01:43:47.080 everybody you're like dude you look muscular people that are in good shape i say that to my

01:43:50.900 but i think he just means like nervous you uh you noticed how nervous he was you didn't draw

01:43:55.180 attention to he's cool right away he's super cool he told me to take a bible with me uh so matt gave

01:44:00.920 me my first bible he even introduced me to steven from biblical hitmen when i was there you're a nice

01:44:07.020 guy like that you do bring people together you got a unique thing about you but that's always brought

01:44:11.080 steven from biblical hitmen here that was the day he came here first and then went to the other

01:44:14.860 studio yeah but we got to bring steven and we go like here steven like when he introduces people

01:44:19.060 he's like you come closer you are totally like that now he's totally like that now no i don't

01:44:24.460 you haven't seen him lately dude he's like he's running remember he used to run from people he's

01:44:28.600 running two people you know who he ran from who jason in the beginning from the beginning that's

01:44:33.840 right jason said he saw you had to drag him back no this is what jason said jason said i saw you but

01:44:39.680 you were with your families and you were headed the other direction so i let you guys go

01:44:43.660 and then we came back and hung with jason it was dope um oh dude the amount of uh what is it

01:44:49.320 coercion it wasn't any coercion to get him to come say hi when you ask me it was miserable now

01:44:54.760 somebody's there and they're like hey i saw you on the podcast and then i look over and the raven's

01:44:59.480 over here and he's just like this no he starts like he's getting ready to get the coercion is like

01:45:06.140 he's like let's go and see him right now i'm like we're here ordering breakfast he's like let's go and

01:45:09.900 see him right now i'm like we're here and he goes let's go and see him afterwards i go okay we had

01:45:13.240 just stepped foot out the door but please continue i've been playing in god's game uh my entire life

01:45:17.680 guess i'd better read the instruction manual based better late than never i figured out a lot on my own

01:45:24.200 but i'm really looking forward to learning and absorbing the knowledge and fellowship held in

01:45:28.280 that shop glad i found you glad i found you this is the gayest sentence i wrote about three dudes but

01:45:34.100 truth that's awesome uh very gay jason but i love it i appreciate it he says thanks

01:45:39.700 guys keep up the great work nancy who is uh i'm not here right now that's a nice shout out for

01:45:44.900 nancy thank you that was a banger of a story that was a great story that was a great story i really

01:45:49.340 enjoyed that i think we should wrap it up because i don't know where my wife is hour and 40 minutes

01:45:53.400 my life uh hour and 40 minutes uh but before we wrap it let's play uh i want i want matt to listen to

01:46:00.160 this uh oh boy no no i think i've seen some of this before you've seen this i think we just show

01:46:05.560 we've shown this on the show so many times we'll show them off the air we'll show you off air

01:46:08.340 all right guys watch anything it's got to be uh the toad with the blink 182 song that's it no we're

01:46:14.040 not gonna watch like owen you just played owen oh my god no no that's not what's happening here

01:46:18.460 um all right well guys come and see us at the standard coffee shop we are here and the reason

01:46:24.080 i say that is because what was his name we just had a really super cool homie show up i didn't meet

01:46:28.580 him chad was not chad i met him for a second dylan dylan good memory man shout out to dylan

01:46:34.460 who is showing up here yeah because they're just numbers to you man that's not true digits to me

01:46:39.020 they're human beings i'm trying to do it i'm trying to be what's up man i'm trying to be a

01:46:42.640 reasonable patreon member that's how he's looking at no dylan said that you inspired him with your

01:46:48.940 read the bible for an hour a day thing and he literally decided to show up here and do that

01:46:53.840 so when we walked in dylan is sat there reading a bible eventually shows up over to us and goes yo

01:46:58.900 fans of what you guys are doing you know what i because of it when i walked in to the shop

01:47:03.780 oh yeah when top walked in he went no no no i saw him there and i i looked at him and i said what's

01:47:08.440 up man because i was like he looks like an nds fan you look a little fucked up yeah yeah yeah no you

01:47:14.000 look like an nds fan you look like you do spice are you okay is everything i just said hey what's

01:47:19.220 up and he said what's up and i was like i don't want to be the guy to be like you know me

01:47:23.220 no no but like that just talk to people bro that's crazy what's up what are you doing here

01:47:29.940 how's it going you don't understand some people don't want that they don't want to be bothered

01:47:33.040 yeah most people do i just don't want to think that that's the case i don't think that most people

01:47:37.500 want to be bothered how do you talk to people how do you open up the conversation where are you from

01:47:41.320 livermore no i don't say livermore are you from california because nobody here is from here so

01:47:46.120 that's always a nice starting point and then you just start talking see how much they want to talk if

01:47:50.620 they don't want to talk then yeah you back off you're right you just pour them coffee but a lot

01:47:54.020 of times people are lonely bro because they play games on phones and screens and they don't really

01:47:58.240 have human interactions basically like the rave this is not how i'm trying to end this i'm trying

01:48:01.780 to end this by saying to people that it's really cool the community that is developing in this

01:48:07.400 place what is it the standard is only a nine hour drive i'm gonna hitchhike over there

01:48:10.680 i thought that was a the not with oh do you have any two dollar coffee i think you do you have

01:48:17.380 like the small hot coffee no dude it's 2025 super chat right now yeah what no we're on

01:48:23.120 patreon that's z-man z-man deserves free coffee z-man actually runs uh our telegram they like i do

01:48:29.120 have a two dollar coffee z-man's not allowed to listen to us anymore because they told the entire

01:48:33.960 uh uh the entire building that they can't wear headphones anymore inflation so if he is listening

01:48:40.380 to us he's listening to us on a blue we know a guy that could put a chip in your tooth

01:48:43.800 or a chip in your head just go straight to your head or we could just vax you up

01:48:47.260 anyway guys we're gonna have to edit it now we don't know you're not the whole bit of do you see

01:48:52.940 the whole bit about uh the telepathy tapes it's very serious but it just that simply cannot go on

01:48:58.140 no and we simply can't explain it in in a because we're pointing at we're pointing at the pfizer rep

01:49:03.660 yeah that guy and saying we know what you're doing he doesn't know what he has no idea i know he

01:49:09.240 doesn't know he's too tall guys come to the standard coffee shop come hang come be a part of this really

01:49:13.720 cool thing that's happening that's right uh take a picture in the thing now watch our lackluster outro

01:49:19.040 bye

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Nephilim Death Squad - October 29, 2025

Wigger ｜ NDS Chronicles w⧸ Matt Hepner

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