Off the Record - June 07, 2024


Do the Liberals care about treason?


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9,531

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Off the Record is a weekly podcast from True North covering the week that was, where we delve into the things True North has covered, the things we didn't, and the things that we just feel like covering, and we do it in a much more laid-back casual way. This week, we're kicking back with our two co-hosts, Noah Jarvis and Rachael Emmanuel, as they discuss the past week, present, and future of Off the Record, and all things related to it.

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00:00:00.000 the most painful part of the show begins the whole show is painful what are you talking about
00:00:06.060 by the way no where was the pink shirt you promised oh man uh i mean it's in some dresser
00:00:14.180 over there in the side uh there's no chance i'm ever gonna see the light of day
00:00:18.260 no i i promise you no you gotta liven it up it's a bright pink flamingo
00:00:23.260 you see i'm not a i'm not a barbie man personally i i you know i prefer my uh bluish purplish shirt
00:00:31.080 uh we can debate the color some other time but uh no i mean i think you'd look a lot better and
00:00:37.580 andrew i have a well i have like a fuchsia e well actually i don't really know what fuchsia is
00:00:42.740 it's like a purpley pink shirt that uh i was wearing accidentally color pardon me it's a great
00:00:48.880 color you'll know it i like the shirt but i the problem is i i wore it in a documentary that i
00:00:53.820 was interviewed for and then i accidentally wore it at the screening of the documentary so everyone
00:00:58.900 there thought i i just had one shirt which was uh as far as the fashion faux pas i could make not the
00:01:04.460 most embarrassing but you'll wear it when you go to winnipeg they've never seen anything other than
00:01:10.100 gray over there oh that's just cruel all right let's get this started 0.99
00:01:15.160 hello and welcome to off the record this is where we kick back analyze the week that was we delve
00:01:30.580 into the things that true north has covered the things we didn't get to the things that we just
00:01:34.760 feel like covering and talking about and we do it in a much more laid-back casual way it is
00:01:40.480 oftentimes referred to as the friday train wreck actually no it's never been referred to that until
00:01:44.720 now you want to call it the friday train wreck you can but it will be less of one with my two co-hosts
00:01:50.020 for today i'm andrew lawton in case you missed the memo but we have rachel emmanuel our alberta
00:01:55.120 correspondent and also host of alberta roundup and has some other stuff cooking that we'll have some
00:02:00.120 details about for you pretty soon and noah jarvis you hear from time to time on the daily brief and
00:02:05.860 also see his work over at tnc.news rachel noah good to have you back thanks for coming
00:02:11.460 glad to be back glad that you are once again in the hosting chair as well
00:02:15.880 it's always a blast to be on otr apparently the whole thing fell apart when i wasn't hosting
00:02:22.100 a couple of weeks back and like harrison faulkner and william were basically just saying i'm i'm never
00:02:26.760 doing this again uh with that without andrew hosting so now i've been like it was supposed
00:02:30.680 to be this like rotating thing and now everyone's too scared to do it so what's the problem it's easy
00:02:35.100 you just have a chat it's funny that every week it's like to our audience it's like oh man the show
00:02:40.680 you know it's such a train wreck no one wants to host it anymore i feel like we probably need to
00:02:43.940 do a little bit of a better job pitching it to people so that they actually you know come back
00:02:47.860 time and time again to listen to it there was so so i actually had i had a book launch oh i had a
00:02:52.820 little book tour and there was an event in toronto and noah came out and there was a guy there that came
00:02:57.720 up to me who loved off the record and he there was a moment that he loved of yours noah and i did
00:03:03.760 did you talk to him did he tell you this in person yeah we were talking it's like oh you know
00:03:08.480 i really loved your uh when you called uh rachel emmanuel miss emmanuel i'm like oh well i'm glad
00:03:14.280 at least someone got some humor yeah because noah like everyone's been like relentlessly making fun
00:03:18.760 of noah since that but this guy is like yeah that's the highlight of the show i loved it i loved
00:03:22.660 when noah just looked at rachel as though she was some like weird scary school marm you know
00:03:27.740 it's also not accurate you're not using the language accurately i'm not a miss i'm a missus so you
00:03:33.520 have to get it right noah it's important was it miss or miz that you got i'm pretty sure it's
00:03:37.660 missus before you get married no i don't know it's not no it's miss it used to be miss before you get
00:03:44.380 married and then missus when you're married but now it's some school teachers definitely messed me up
00:03:48.180 yeah some school teachers got it uh confused sorry are you all for the five people in the audience
00:03:53.700 remaining after that stellar introduction i just wonder if i just wonder if noah's like legally
00:03:59.120 old enough to work here should we double check that you know i think it up with hr if you have
00:04:05.000 a human rights complaint about that uh the baseless ageism you've just experienced but uh all right
00:04:11.460 let's get let's get into this one story here so uh jennifer o'connell is a liberal member of parliament 0.76
00:04:17.800 and i'm just going to warn people we are going to do an ai generated song for this but i didn't make
00:04:23.580 it but we'll get to that in a bit uh rachel what happened this week so the national security and
00:04:29.220 intelligence committee released a report saying that there was many mps that have been accused
00:04:34.240 of collaborating with foreign governments now when this report was released predictably the liberal
00:04:39.860 government redacted the names of the mp who've been accused of this so naturally you know the
00:04:43.940 conservatives have been putting pressure on the government to try to get those names
00:04:46.540 as i think we would all like to see during a committee meeting this week the conservative mps were
00:04:52.580 questioning you know trying to get this these names released and liberal mp jennifer o'connell kind of
00:04:58.200 kept heckling during committee which is a big no-no in committee you're supposed to let the member who
00:05:02.400 has the chair do the speaking you're not supposed to be heckling and jennifer o'connell can just be 0.80
00:05:06.460 heard in the background going boo-hoo boo-hoo get over it you know no big deal that there's been
00:05:11.160 foreign interference in canada who cares and this ended up going really really badly for her um there
00:05:17.300 were some tweets about it going on around online it ended up blowing up with people kind of from
00:05:22.400 all aisles really condemning this action and saying how inappropriate this was i don't think
00:05:26.580 she expected this condemnation i'm sure she's regretting her actions now just gonna throw this
00:05:31.080 out there when i first started covering parliament hill just out of university i immediately noticed
00:05:36.880 something was off with jennifer o'connell i've never really liked her she's one of those mps 1.00
00:05:40.100 who's just beyond partisan like she can never really get anything done in committee because 0.99
00:05:44.160 she's just so focused on her partisan agenda and i feel like she doesn't work collaboratively with
00:05:48.600 other members that was something i noticed in the beginning and just kind of having seen some
00:05:52.180 of her actions like this one play out if you feel very validated in having identified that about her
00:05:56.520 early on but uh yeah so then i guess it was stephen taylor who online made this ai generated song
00:06:01.680 about the whole incident i think we have a clip of that we can play it's definitely nowhere near as
00:06:05.820 good as the songs that andrew makes if you want to hear some really good ai generated songs you'll
00:06:09.720 have to head on over to the alberta roundup after this yeah take that stephen taylor your
00:06:13.600 ai songs suck it sucks yeah no let's play that that song now though and i go in parliament they 0.84
00:06:21.600 make a lot of noise mps and their secrets playing with foreign toys she's not albertan yeah i don't
00:06:30.800 know why she's doing like a country banjo oh my dear peer isn't that just sad it's all just treason yeah
00:06:39.520 isn't it a joke silly games and power plays these mps provoke but the real betrayal
00:06:48.400 it's crystal clear you're not with justin you here
00:06:55.520 yeah step aside taylor swift in the eras tour uh jennifer o'connell coming to stadiums near you with
00:07:18.800 her hit single boo who get over it which which is actually come to think of it's actually a good name
00:07:23.360 for a song uh boo who get over it it's not uh you know for a member of you know his majesty's
00:07:27.840 parliament uh particularly becoming but oh boy the song title itself is funny the lyrics could use a
00:07:33.780 little bit tweaking actually when i saw this online and did get a lot of traction and i'm glad that we're
00:07:38.440 all you know calling this out and and also making jokes about it i'm glad the song was made to draw
00:07:42.360 further attention to the issue but it did remind me of probably my favorite line from andrew lawton's
00:07:47.560 recent book here probably have a political life was when he was telling the story about peer
00:07:51.720 probably of eating that apple while doing an interview that went really viral online and then
00:07:55.340 all the parliamentarians posed for a photo with a with an apple the following day and he basically
00:08:00.920 said it just shows politicians ability to make something fun and cool and turn it into something
00:08:06.260 that is lame i think that's kind of what we're seeing here yeah i did a good memory i that was uh
00:08:11.380 yeah i wrote that and i think i might have even argued with my publisher about that because he thought
00:08:15.260 it was too opinionated i'm like no if we can't call the photo of like 100 people holding an apple lame i don't
00:08:20.040 know uh what we can but uh uh no what what's your take on the whole uh boohoo thing from jennifer o'connell
00:08:26.120 well i think it's pretty interesting that uh you know she's supposed to swear an oath before she 1.00
00:08:34.400 sits in parliament uh and you know she's supposed to defend uh not only our constitution but also our 0.75
00:08:41.080 national security yet she uh goes to the committee and basically uh you know shows that she's scornful 1.00
00:08:47.000 of mps who want to you know get to the truth of who uh may be collaborating with uh foreign governments
00:08:52.900 i mean uh when you go to the ballot box uh in 2025 are you going to be 100 confident that the person
00:08:59.600 you're voting for hasn't collaborated with uh say the chinese government or the say the iran iranian
00:09:05.140 government it's a really serious stuff and you know we can uh make ai generated uh songs about this
00:09:10.340 because you know uh it helps the lighten the mood about something you know very dark and uh you know
00:09:16.500 sinister but at the end of the day uh yeah it is really crappy that jennifer o'connell is you know 0.91
00:09:23.140 doing this as an elected mp uh i think you know canadians deserve more accountability not from o'connell
00:09:29.500 but uh from all the mps uh that who are collaborating with um say india or china so i i don't actually
00:09:36.700 think she is one of the subjects of foreign interference if only because that would be like 0.99
00:09:41.400 the worst way to spend money if you're china like you're you're getting jennifer o'connell that's just 1.00
00:09:46.020 like what was that yeah yeah i think china will just see her as like a useless you know yeah they're 1.00
00:09:52.640 like no no no we don't you're doing enough interfering on your own you don't even china 0.89
00:09:56.440 doesn't claim her so i i will say i won my one jennifer o'connell story i this was like two or
00:10:03.320 three weeks ago i was at the airport and i was waiting for my flight and she was she sat right
00:10:08.320 beside me uh not knowing who i was just it was one of those long long tables and it was packed she sat 0.57
00:10:13.600 beside me and i wasn't trying to snoop i was just you know enjoying my coffee and she don't give me
00:10:19.300 that look rachel i was not trying to snoop in fact i think i like angled away when i saw it was jennifer
00:10:24.000 o'connell because i'm like i just don't want to deal with this but then i saw it just happened to see
00:10:28.460 because she had it on her phone and it was held out in front of her she was posting something on
00:10:32.100 instagram it took her 15 minutes to write the caption for the thing she was posting on instagram
00:10:38.060 and like i saw like i have never seen someone working so hard to write two sentences and at
00:10:43.660 the end of it it may be like really fascinating because i couldn't see what she was writing i just
00:10:47.160 saw that she was working on and then like you know when i was getting on my flight i was like oh i
00:10:50.920 wonder if she finally figured out the instagram thing so i went on her instagram and saw the post and
00:10:54.560 it was like great times seeing so and so in the riding on the weekend and that was like i was like it
00:11:00.300 took you 15 minutes for that so the fact that she said boohoo get over it in like five seconds 0.99
00:11:05.540 i actually think is a step in the right direction she's becoming a lot quicker yeah yeah but maybe 1.00
00:11:11.160 if she had stopped to take the time to double check and you know really think about do i want to say
00:11:15.440 this could have ended a little bit better for her fortunately you know for us it's hilarious and we
00:11:19.820 can make light of this issue now i have to kind of wonder though about this report they haven't
00:11:24.460 released the names do we even know which parties these mps were found in like do you think there's any
00:11:29.300 chance we're going to get any details on this let's say we were to see a conservative government
00:11:32.860 in a year do you think there's a chance that they would release the names because i feel like this is
00:11:36.080 a matter that is canadians deserve to know like we have the right to know what the heck is going on
00:11:40.760 who are these mps that have been working with foreign governments it's a huge allegation yeah
00:11:44.780 yeah i know i talked about it a bit with sam cooper who runs the bureau on my show i think it was
00:11:49.820 yesterday and sam cooper was basically of the mind that there's not really a mechanism to compel the
00:11:56.060 government to release the name so he was sort of indicating that things will have to be leaked
00:12:01.260 that someone who is involved with this report or someone in the intelligence community will have
00:12:05.280 to basically just go to a reporter and be like here you know look at this envelope and it would be
00:12:09.860 illegal to do that but ultimately we're at the point when the government is being so non-transparent
00:12:14.580 that's really the only option i i think there are probably people from different parties implicated i
00:12:19.740 think there are probably people in the conservatives there are probably people in the liberals
00:12:23.620 the issue is that the liberals know the liberals know i think or have access to it and aren't
00:12:29.500 sharing it whereas the conservatives they can't make any decisions they can't punish anyone kick
00:12:34.480 anyone out of caucus refer anyone to police unless the names are shared so the fact that you have the
00:12:39.700 block the ndp and the conservatives all saying to the government yeah name the names we we need that
00:12:44.860 if if our caucus has been infiltrated we want to know that and these parties just don't have that
00:12:49.960 available it's it's insane and to your point earlier noah like here we have you know yeah
00:12:54.920 we're making light of it because it's off the record but there's a very serious issue underlying
00:12:58.420 this and i think jennifer connell's boohoo get over it the reason that's such an attractive story 1.00
00:13:03.600 in and of itself is because it reflects i think the liberal flippance and uh flippancy flippance flippance
00:13:11.160 i think uh the liberal flippance or just disregard for the seriousness of this
00:13:15.900 do you think that if the conservatives were to i asked no other question
00:13:20.700 you're woman-splaining to noah i gotta i gotta get in when i can't you guys dominate you know 0.71
00:13:26.960 your loud voices are always fair enough well we have to make space for women's voices so yeah 1.00
00:13:30.840 either one of you just don't want to do something
00:13:33.640 it was flippancy by the way i got it wrong it wasn't flippance anyway carry on
00:13:38.540 oh well uh you know you're supposed to be our editor it really undermines confidence
00:13:42.920 i really am i get to tell you guys when you make mistakes i'm not supposed to make them myself
00:13:47.360 no one i both knew it was wrong but we just didn't want to get penalized later so we kept our mouths
00:13:51.700 shut yeah i don't want to get demoted or fired or anything this show was a terrible idea all right
00:13:57.440 no i just say words this is this is this is the business we're train wrecking the train wreck out of
00:14:02.040 this yeah uh for interference bad um but yeah no i think like uh you know the liberal flippance with
00:14:09.440 this issue it's really concerning you see it you know not just uh what uh with this recently revealed
00:14:16.420 uh ensacop report but also with just how they've dealt with say the hand dong situation you know
00:14:21.600 a hand dong was a mp sit sitting in their caucus and trudeau knew that uh he was collaborating with
00:14:27.340 the chinese communist party uh the people's republic of china and he did nothing about it he had to wait
00:14:32.900 until it was leaked to the media and only then did he kick him out of caucus so uh it's not like this
00:14:38.240 is a new thing trudeau just doesn't care about national security concerns he only cares about
00:14:42.160 the carbon tax and building back better or whatever the hell he does i wonder go ahead i wonder if let's
00:14:50.280 say we have a conservative government in a year's time they finally get their hands on these names if
00:14:53.760 it's not leaked by a government whistleblower first do you think that they would make the names public
00:14:58.940 or do you think they take a look at the list and say oh you know this actually looks pretty bad for
00:15:02.900 us too let's just uh let's keep this quiet especially now that the news cycle has long passed
00:15:07.740 yeah it's a really tough question because on one hand when that will have happened they will have
00:15:14.140 just one election and potentially some of these people will have just one election so do you you
00:15:18.480 know five days after you're sworn in look at you know some guy joe blow who was just elected in you
00:15:24.060 know scarborough whatever and say oh no i didn't really you're get out of there you're you're
00:15:28.400 implicated in this and so look if i were the conservatist right now i'd be going through their
00:15:32.420 caucus and being like listen you've got one chance to own up do you have any reason to believe that
00:15:37.200 you are on this list and if so what have you done but again it's it's ridiculous and and i think
00:15:42.360 the point that sam cooper had made which i think is an incredibly valuable one is that we don't really
00:15:47.480 have the legal mechanisms to deal with this right now and even the rcmp which is supposedly
00:15:52.660 investigating this i saw someone say and i haven't verified it independently but it was someone
00:15:58.000 credible who said it they've got an ad hoc department with seven people looking into this
00:16:04.220 so they've just sort of found like seven random people in the lunchroom and said um yeah you guys
00:16:09.260 okay we got a national security thing come on over and these people are not experts in this they have
00:16:13.440 not spent their careers in this they're not even from an intelligence background necessarily a couple
00:16:18.440 of them may have some experience but it's not even like the police are equipped to deal with this it's
00:16:23.200 just this situation that people are only talking about now that's been happening for really for
00:16:28.160 decades i mean going back to the 1940s we've had foreign interference from the soviets in canada
00:16:33.800 but no one has really in this country tried to shore up our defenses against it oh that's deeply
00:16:40.060 troubling maybe the government needs to spend a little bit investing in cra agents who can track
00:16:44.860 down you for not you know claiming that 40 that you earned last year and maybe invest the real
00:16:50.180 menaces to society yeah i kind of suspect i kind of suspect that the conservatives wouldn't release
00:16:55.740 the names a year later unless it became like a hot issue again with the media asking about it which i
00:17:00.180 don't think we would see in a year's time just because the news cycle would have passed and if it
00:17:03.520 looks kind of bad unless they've been able to get ahead of it and been like this is the names this is
00:17:07.360 how we've dealt with this issue and they're able to get ahead of the news story in that way
00:17:10.280 if they're on the defensive i don't think they would release it because like i said the news
00:17:13.420 it's like something similar with the increases to capital gains like people are upset about that
00:17:18.040 now are they still going to be upset about it when we have a conservative government to the point that
00:17:21.820 the conservative government will then roll back those taxes yeah and to go back to the the book
00:17:28.340 that you so kindly plugged pierre polyev a political life available now on amazon and from indigo there
00:17:34.560 there's a part of that and i've talked about it in some interviews in the last couple of weeks that
00:17:38.320 talks about what a polyev government would be like what it would do and everyone agrees that they
00:17:43.220 need to hit the ground running if he wins and they're sworn in you know october 2025 and do so
00:17:48.140 much but there's only so much you can do in 100 days and and i don't know to your point rachel if
00:17:52.460 releasing this thing that everyone's talking about right now is going to be at the top of the priority
00:17:56.960 list in a year and a half when that conceivable future government forms or if it's the kind of thing
00:18:02.100 that we just move on from like remember the canadian government has kept classified a list of nazi war
00:18:07.220 criminals in canada that was done like you know 40 years ago and still they they won't release it so
00:18:12.460 transparency is not the default position of the canadian government in general well i mean pierre
00:18:18.500 polyev is doubtless listening to this right now so hopefully he'll take your advice andrew and he'll be
00:18:23.780 going through his caucus and they'll be well prepared to release those names when and if you should
00:18:27.740 foreign government no a last word on this yeah i think uh just to add on your points i think there's
00:18:35.140 not a lot of incentive for uh polyev to do that when he gets into government because he'd have to
00:18:39.360 sort of develop a legal infrastructure that is not there you think during our experience with the
00:18:44.120 soviets this sort of legal infrastructure would have been developed but right now it's easier to
00:18:49.040 prosecute whistleblowers than it is to prosecute those implicated in the reports that the whistleblowers
00:18:54.400 are exposing to the public uh so you know polyev would have to pass laws to develop his legal
00:18:59.820 infrastructure taking away political capital opportunity to say you know uh do
00:19:05.060 whatever his other priorities are so i don't think this is something that's going to be
00:19:08.780 addressed although if it is uh that would be a welcome surprise all right that is it for this
00:19:17.140 topic we shall move on now to i was excited about this one and then i realized that as the i don't
00:19:22.940 know when so i used to be the young person in many rooms then i blinked and i became the old person
00:19:28.040 in many contexts and that includes at true north so rob schneider who's a comedian that i thought
00:19:34.480 everyone knew uh rachel had only like oh yeah i think i've you know i think i've heard the name
00:19:38.720 or maybe i you know saw him in something that was you know playing on tv when i was slipping through
00:19:42.640 the channels and noah just said who the heck is rob schneider so rob schneider used to be
00:19:48.160 a comedy legend he was on saturday night live back in the day he's been in like all the adam sandler
00:19:53.960 movies he was the the his famous line in a few of them was you can do it uh which he's done as all
00:19:59.120 sorts of characters he was in like all the adam sandler movies he was also in well i guess they
00:20:05.160 were adam sandler movies too but grown-ups one and two which were really funny uh so rob schneider is
00:20:09.620 a stand-up comedian now he has been as the kids say increasingly based in recent years on matters
00:20:15.200 of politics he's always tweeting he once retweeted me because i had tweeted a clip of danielle smith and
00:20:21.340 rob schneider like really has a crush on danielle smith it seems like he's shared that a couple of times
00:20:25.460 he has i think approvingly shared uh true north stuff he's approvingly shared pierre pauliev clips
00:20:30.720 he's very very critical of justin trudeau he is very political he's very outspoken he's not a big fan
00:20:37.480 of covid policy and all of that anyway this is a lengthy wind up to he's invited to speak at a hospital
00:20:44.340 fundraiser in regina now hospital fundraisers i generally think are more buttoned down affairs
00:20:52.400 so bringing a comedian in general carries its risk bringing a comedian that has been fully
00:20:57.240 transparent about what he stands for all the more risky it did not end well for the hospital so they
00:21:03.200 thought he was stopped midway through his set and asked to leave the stage and the hospital put out
00:21:10.460 an apology uh basically groveling and saying sorry for the jokes he told that were just so offensive
00:21:16.360 and harmful without sharing what those jokes were now i so i looked into this i've not seen any video
00:21:22.200 but there was a thread on reddit in which someone had asked for the details about the performance
00:21:27.860 and someone shared so again i i can't verify this i i'm just you know reading some of the notes that
00:21:34.140 someone else took a little bit after the fact apparently he jumped into how trudeau made everyone
00:21:38.680 get vaccines he called it a scamdemic and then he uh moved to uh one joke that was back in my day we
00:21:46.060 liked our women without penises and told uh the joke was that his son is really bad at sports he said
00:21:52.840 you should say he's a girl say you're a girl and then you'll have a better chance uh then he discussed
00:21:57.480 the new york times using the term menstruating people instead of women so he's been accused of
00:22:03.240 uh transphobia and all this stuff and and again a lot of this this is being written by a critic so
00:22:08.440 i don't know if it was funny or if it was a political rant like because there are left-wing
00:22:13.160 politics comics that go up and they just do like a you know an unhinged rant and there's no real
00:22:18.080 punchline i don't know if he was doing like the conservative version of that or not but uh apparently
00:22:23.040 he just you know was was not uh popular in the room at the time but then i'm also of the mind that
00:22:29.620 like what were you expecting it sounds like everything he said is everything he's been tweeting
00:22:34.580 about for the last five years so uh who's to blame here noah rob schneider or the vagina hospital 0.98
00:22:39.700 oh it's definitely the vagina hospital i've been to for some weird reason don't ask me why but i've 0.74
00:22:46.080 been to one hospital fundraiser in my life and my gosh that's like the last like sort of event i
00:22:51.340 would want to invite rob schneider to i would not i would invite him to like a cookout or like you
00:22:56.340 know uh it's like something that's you know you're supposed to have some energy and uh liveliness
00:23:01.060 to not uh a fundraiser like that i i think you know if you just scroll through his twitter like
00:23:06.460 i did you know for a few minutes after uh discovering who rob schneider was uh in the um group chat and
00:23:13.120 uh for true north i i looked through his twitter i'm like yeah this guy clearly is a right winger he
00:23:18.420 liked daniel smith he doesn't like vaccines you know great i know who this person is you know it's a
00:23:24.020 great encapsulation of like who is it if you just go through his twitter so um it's really you know
00:23:28.760 a shame that you know they couldn't sit back relax and enjoy some good jokes that they hey they might
00:23:33.740 disagree with but you know it's it's comedy uh i you know i think you know dave chapelle he makes
00:23:39.180 jokes that i disagree about or um you know other comedians i can take jokes and enjoy jokes about
00:23:45.500 people that you know i generally like and i move on with my day because you know i'm not like
00:23:50.900 a political demagogue you know i have a soul uh i can you know laugh at things so i i think you know
00:23:57.440 either the people at that fundraiser should um you know grow a funny bone or they should not invite
00:24:03.320 rob schneider you know pick one i think the difference between like the left and the right
00:24:07.600 is that the right can laugh at themselves and the left absolutely cannot very difficult to do when
00:24:12.160 your whole personality is based off of being a victim sounds like his set was hilarious i would like
00:24:16.800 to get my hands on a video copy of that so that i could wow my family at our next get together
00:24:20.920 it'd be the life of the party doubtless but uh maybe we could have him at our next you know true
00:24:25.880 north event do a do a nice stand-up piece for everyone he could even just you know we'll say
00:24:29.880 listen we'll give you half your rate you don't have to write any new material you can just deliver
00:24:34.020 what you gave at that fundraiser and you don't deliver the set that you didn't get to finish do the
00:24:38.660 stuff they pulled you off stage before you got to i'd also like to set the record straight i looked
00:24:43.520 him up and i once i saw his face i was like of course i know who rob schneider is this is going
00:24:47.880 to be controversial but i actually do like some adam sandler movies i feel like i snuck i remember
00:24:53.300 sneaking into the theaters when i was a little underage to see grown-ups and it's a hilarious
00:24:57.860 film oh you were underage when grown-ups came out i think it was like yeah i think i was in like
00:25:03.200 middle school yeah you were in daycare you actually weren't a grown-up when grown-ups came out that's
00:25:08.220 how old i am okay yeah so you know he's he's he's a gem i might actually reach out maybe he wants to
00:25:13.200 come on the alberta roundup and deliver his set there who knows i think i tried after he retweeted
00:25:18.120 me just hoping for the best but my fear is that so i don't have a way to contact him directly he
00:25:22.320 doesn't follow me on twitter so i couldn't dm him i so i reached out to his manager but i but the
00:25:26.640 problem with a lot of these celebrities is that they're conservative but their managers like hate
00:25:31.440 politics and hate and and wish they would stop talking about politics so when the manager gets like
00:25:35.840 someone from the right reaching out to them they're like desperately trying to like keep the person
00:25:39.500 away because pat sajak was like that because pat sajak the wheel of fortune host at one point had
00:25:44.740 said he wanted to come on my show and then when i was talking to the publicist it was oh no no he's
00:25:49.320 he's not talking about politics anymore and then he like you know it's talking about politics everywhere
00:25:53.660 else well and i think to add to things is like the manager's looking at this and they're like oh he's
00:25:58.620 not going to make any money off of this it's just a free appearance it means i'm not going to make
00:26:01.780 any money off of it so yeah yeah yeah 10 of zero is uh is uh my math's a little bit fussy i think
00:26:07.860 it's zero um so the thing i will point out about adam sandler so adam sandler i actually have adam
00:26:13.360 sandler's email address and i've never used it i it's the kind of thing it's like you get to use it
00:26:17.760 once so maybe i should just try to get adam sandler on the show i don't want to use it to like
00:26:21.620 hey can you forward this to rob schneider please i feel like that's a waste of the adam sandler email
00:26:26.260 yeah don't do that use it next year during the election uh you know have him uh on the election
00:26:30.820 true north election night show uh bring adam sandler doing our election extravaganza yeah
00:26:36.220 it'll be great just have him cracking jokes whenever we're like waiting hours and hours for results to
00:26:41.980 come out throughout the night it's like all right adam you're up what do you got for us i don't know
00:26:45.520 if you guys saw this so adam sandler i think it was last year might have been two years ago he was
00:26:48.880 filming a movie in toronto and like everyone was just running into him he was just like walking around
00:26:54.520 toronto like all day every day so like every day you'd go on like blog to and there'd be like
00:26:59.320 someone else that has grabbed some like random selfie with adam sandler in yorkville and i was
00:27:03.600 like i just apparently if you just like camp out in yorkville long enough you'll meet adam sandler it
00:27:06.880 actually sounded like a good plan but would not not one that i wanted to brave toronto traffic to
00:27:11.180 make happen so maybe it was around the same time i or maybe it was a different time but he was in
00:27:15.200 niagara on the lake and i remember he was out for dinner and then he there was a line of people that
00:27:19.160 wanted to take photos with him and he came and he took photos with everyone then he said all right guys that's
00:27:22.840 like enough now i'd like to eat my dinner in peace and sounded like he handled the whole thing very
00:27:26.160 respectfully so i always have a little more admiration for celebrities when you know they
00:27:29.740 treat other people like like real people and you know are able to set those boundaries so i don't
00:27:34.180 know seems like a cool guy we we always try to look out for the real people as celebrities
00:27:39.260 well i wouldn't know andrew you're the only one who gets that yeah no i was someone someone's weird
00:27:44.900 someone came up to me the other day and you're like you're my favorite celebrity i'm like wow
00:27:47.740 either it's a small group or man you are delusional but uh i'll take it you're a canadian
00:27:54.020 conservative celebrity how about that low way down yeah yeah we've really really lowered the
00:27:58.400 price like there's the b list the c list the d list i'm like the z list uh or the z list i guess
00:28:03.620 in canada but uh anyway uh good old that's why i need can con with it without uh can con you know
00:28:08.500 who would ever uh who would ever pay attention to the likes of me um all right we were talking oh cbc
00:28:13.240 speaking of can con all right noah i won't make you do the one but you have to do the other one
00:28:18.580 on cbc okay great uh no one's actually not talking about the same one right hold on hold on noah's
00:28:25.620 actually not legally old enough to talk about the other one it's just too yeah so we have two cbc
00:28:31.160 stories but noah was like blushing before when i was trying to get him to do the lead into the one
00:28:36.980 so we've decided to spare him it's because the last episode you guys made me do that weird uh story
00:28:42.880 about the the the whole sex thing uh the sex club in alberta so i'm like you guys are gonna
00:28:50.020 like yeah it's all the rage things off to me you know okay this could be a pattern but uh yeah
00:28:57.520 anyway um so the cbc uh they are you know the government's greatest uh you know actually no
00:29:04.960 the government's least greatest creation ever because they're just a rag for the liberal government
00:29:09.520 basically uh on d-day to celebrate the 80th anniversary of it a cbc uh their kids department
00:29:16.300 they asked uh they want to ask the kids whether or not they feel as if uh it is important to
00:29:22.560 commemorate uh d-day so they're basically just deferring responsibility uh to the kids to
00:29:27.860 basically determine whether or not it's important to commemorate uh certain uh events like d-day and to
00:29:33.780 commemorate the veterans that fought and died uh at uh in europe uh for our freedoms and liberties
00:29:40.680 and they're basically asking these kids if we should we should be glorifying war that's uh what uh
00:29:46.480 commemorating the veterans and soldiers uh who fought at d-day uh is doing i think you know a lot
00:29:53.720 of canadians find this to be uh completely outrageous uh you know this is already a time uh of these past
00:30:00.340 nine years where uh instead of commemorating and celebrating our history we're tearing it down
00:30:06.020 and instead calling our country genocidal and racist and now we can't even celebrate the people
00:30:11.400 who have uh helped to make this country possible for over 150 years i mean you know the people who
00:30:18.080 fought at d-day are some of the people who uh you know if not for them uh if say the nazis had won
00:30:25.820 world war ii or in the cold war the soviets have overcome the west uh we wouldn't enjoy uh the the 0.79
00:30:32.540 rights and liberties and freedoms that we all enjoy today so i think it's quite offensive i take it
00:30:38.060 personally uh that you know the that cbc kids would try and uh promote this to the younger generation
00:30:44.220 uh and it's just you know just goes to show that the cbc is utter propaganda they promote a very
00:30:50.100 far left uh narrative they pretend like it's not happening uh when you reach out to them for
00:30:56.020 comment uh and they continue to do this it seems as if a lot of canadians are right and asking for
00:31:01.920 the cbc to be defunded uh what do you guys think about this story i think you hit the nail on the
00:31:06.880 head this is a really perverse headline from the cbc the opposite the opposite of what they're writing
00:31:11.640 is actually true the veterans who died they died to protect democracy they died to protect freedom
00:31:16.020 and recognizing days like d-day and and you know veterans day memorials day depending on where you
00:31:22.160 are this is an acknowledgement of the fact that people died to for our freedoms and just the
00:31:27.800 sadness and the heaviness of those stories there's a reason why we might go to a cenotaph and listen to
00:31:32.220 a veteran speak and why we might read a story about people who died and some who lived and saw their
00:31:36.160 friends and brothers die around them because it's important to acknowledge the price that they paid
00:31:39.840 for our freedoms and just the sadness and the heaviness that they have to carry throughout
00:31:44.600 with the rest of their lives um and all the lives that were lost in these wars so the opposite of
00:31:49.320 it is actually true it's actually a day to recognize sacrifices that people made and to be respectful of
00:31:54.340 those sacrifices it is absolutely not celebrating war and i think you know one of the things that we
00:32:00.300 see less and less of today is we do see a lot less of that combat with you know the development of
00:32:05.440 things like bombs and whatnot and and uh drones to an extent and you know when we do see a high death
00:32:11.180 toll nowadays it is less common um because of the way that wars change but you know back when you
00:32:15.920 look at world war one world war two that was really a unique time and even the civil war i was
00:32:19.480 just down in gettysburg i was looking about the american civil war all the tens of thousands
00:32:23.660 of people that died in gettysburg um and it's just we don't have combat like that very often
00:32:28.280 anymore and it's just the death toll in those cases was so high and the wars were so bloody and so
00:32:34.540 gruesome and so hard for their soldiers to live through and that was at a time when we didn't
00:32:38.100 recognize soldiers coming back the trauma that they carried and we have a better understanding
00:32:42.020 of that now and we're able to pay respects to those soldiers for what they didn't understand
00:32:45.900 how that has affected them through their whole lives you know in many in many cases these soldiers
00:32:49.900 have had to carry that with them and have really struggled just day to day because of the trauma
00:32:53.260 that they've suffered so i think the opposite of it's not a celebration of war it's understanding
00:32:58.040 how difficult that was and how much some people sacrificed for us and wanting to honor them
00:33:03.140 for that so i i want to i just actually checked uh during this uh right now and realized they've
00:33:11.020 updated it so the true north gets action they originally had the following question is it
00:33:17.040 important to commemorate battles like d-day why or why not and then they say it can be argued
00:33:23.220 that commemorating military battles is celebrating and glorifying war but it can also be seen as a
00:33:29.180 moment of reflection on the importance of peace so what do you think is it important to remember
00:33:33.820 an honorary and honor our military pastor is it celebrating violence so they've they've now erased
00:33:38.300 all of that and the article has a little editor's note appended we published this article to hear
00:33:43.400 from kids about how they feel about d-day how we set up the original question made it seem like
00:33:48.840 made it sound like d-day isn't important we have revised the question an article to be clear about
00:33:53.680 what we meant and now the new question is do you commemorate d-day and what does it mean to you so
00:33:59.720 they've taken out this whole celebration of violence nonsense which you occasionally get from these like
00:34:04.840 far far left radical anti-war types around remembrance day but anyone with half a brain and and more
00:34:13.440 will find them to be ridiculous because they realize that war has happened no one likes war the issue is
00:34:18.740 do we believe that war should be won by people like the nazis or do we believe that they should
00:34:23.680 be stopped and the only way you can stop them is through war and d-day was as you guys have said and
00:34:28.700 are well aware the turning point of this that delivered ultimately the allied victory not long
00:34:33.660 later so i i think i don't even know if a lot of this is coming from someone at cbc just being a radical
00:34:40.480 anti-war activist i think it's people that just don't know history and i think that's the real tragedy in
00:34:44.780 all of this but even the way that they reframed that it said it can be argued okay so who's arguing
00:34:50.380 that who's arguing that what was the name they gave that it sounds like cbc you're the ones who are
00:34:54.300 arguing that yeah it's like the some people say question yes exactly journalists do this all the
00:34:58.620 time not to seem like you know a shell for your book but you talk about this in your book extensively
00:35:02.460 that when when reporters ask specifically peer poly of questions and say some people say that you know
00:35:08.020 you're uh introducing donald's donald trump style politics into canada and you'll say well who's saying
00:35:12.980 that and they often can't actually back up their claims because it's actually they're the ones who
00:35:16.620 are saying that so it's really cbc you know maybe it's for the best that they change this headline
00:35:20.420 i don't really i'm beyond giving cbc any credit for anything anymore it's just i'm beyond tired of
00:35:25.460 the stuff that they publish and the fact that my taxpayer dollars are funding it yeah and people know
00:35:31.120 that this is not like the glorification of war i mean when the countries engage in unjust conflicts
00:35:37.360 you know people uh they they express their backlash to it when uh the united states they engage in the
00:35:42.480 iraq war i mean a lot of people are initially supportive of it but a lot of people condemned
00:35:46.720 that war because you know it was an unjust war and you know we still have to uh support the soldiers
00:35:51.740 that bravely fought in that war they didn't ask to be uh shipped out to a middle eastern country to
00:35:57.600 uh you know you know give their life uh you know so we have to celebrate the the people that fought in
00:36:03.800 these wars but we can also condemn you know the the just nature of uh you know a war that is fought
00:36:10.100 but world war ii it is cut and dry it is black and white the nazis they wanted to you know they
00:36:15.580 want to expand their territory they wanted living space and they wanted to uh genocide uh people who 0.64
00:36:20.560 they viewed as inferior and the only way to stop them was through war uh so not only should we be 0.83
00:36:26.080 commemorating the soldiers that fought in the war but we should be also commemorating uh that canada
00:36:31.560 stood up against the nazis we stood up uh before the united states did uh as some uh sort of canadian
00:36:37.500 nationalists would uh brag uh but you know we stood up against the nazis we fought valiantly
00:36:42.160 and bravely and we defeated them all right and from one cbc story to another uh there was a headline
00:36:50.860 on cbc canada's horniest newsletter is changing the way we think about sex desire and queer culture now 0.63
00:36:59.860 i assure you it's not my substack that is not canada's horniest newsletter and i certainly hope it's
00:37:04.240 not changing the way you think about desire but uh cbc wants you to know about this look at the
00:37:09.420 graphic they use to promote the article here by the way uh they're wishing us all a very lovely
00:37:14.160 greeting uh we are all able to ah there you go cbc wishes you have a horny day that is for 1.4
00:37:22.140 billion dollars well spent now they're uh spotlighting a gentleman from toronto named
00:37:27.260 christopher sherman who i i believe that it put that thing up there i believe that's him doing like
00:37:32.060 the rose from titanic uh sprawl out on the uh the couch there but uh they just to read the article
00:37:38.520 maybe i shouldn't read the article um do i make you read the article no what no i can't do that's an
00:37:45.420 i don't think i don't think i don't think we can have this discussion with christopher sherman knows a few
00:37:49.860 things with certainty they include but are not limited to the following the male g-spot is in the
00:37:56.280 butt kindness is horny and censorship breeds small minds but one aphorism he lives by is this
00:38:03.320 always have a horny day oh there's more oh my bare bottoms exposed crotches and words of sexual 1.00
00:38:10.720 diversity can be found in the issues of sherman's horny newsletter shot on a digital camera sherman
00:38:17.160 challenges societal taboos about sex and well horniness poetry short essays and tales of desires
00:38:24.040 are shared by artists musicians and other creatives alongside intimate photography uh this was a birth
00:38:30.580 cbc tells us out of the isolation of the 2020 pandemic uh there's i look i am not one of these
00:38:37.740 i probably am actually a bit of a prude but i i'm a free speech lover if you want to write about this go
00:38:42.720 for it it's a weird thing for cbc to profile and it's a one that i find to be just it makes me wonder
00:38:52.220 if i'm getting my money's worth on that 1.4 billion dollars i think saying it's a weird thing to cover
00:38:57.360 is being a little bit generous there andrew i don't want to be accused of what they call kink
00:39:01.100 shame because again i i don't have an issue with what people do i i just have an issue with paying
00:39:06.000 to be told about it well i'll take that label i think this is disgusting i don't think anyone should
00:39:10.480 be writing about it i certainly don't want to hear about it i certainly don't want my taxpayer dollars
00:39:14.160 funding any type of coverage about it we are trying to live in a society people can we not have
00:39:18.660 some standards my goodness disgusting noah what's your take you know my my thinking is like what
00:39:25.040 bureaucrat you know thought of this idea is you know they did woke up one day it's like i have a
00:39:30.000 brilliant idea i got to present to my bosses we gotta create a newsletter about that this like well now
00:39:37.540 in fairness cbc is not doing the horniness newsletter they're they're promoting the horniness newsletter
00:39:42.400 okay but like you know why do you why does the cbc feel like this is a value to like taxpayers i mean
00:39:49.400 uh you know they could be they they could have been airing um you know the nfl's uh playoff games and
00:39:55.440 instead of you know spending money on the person who was supposed to write about d-day was like wasting
00:40:00.040 their time reading the newsletter and uh didn't read up on the history of d-day i think that's what
00:40:04.480 happened you know andrew when you're going into those details i thought like you know this was like
00:40:10.500 some university level biology class that i just like stumbled in on you know what are you taking
00:40:17.060 at university i'm listen it's not the classes i'd be taking i it's not something i learned in my
00:40:23.720 political science program uh so yeah this one um is a little bit uh different than the normal subjects
00:40:30.020 we cover i mean this could actually be in like a bc public school curriculum though based on what i've
00:40:34.660 heard from some parents there now the one point i will raise on this which i i find kind of
00:40:40.120 interesting because people whenever you do a story like this people are always like oh well
00:40:45.460 you know who cares what other people do read cbc's first person section it's like the best source of
00:40:50.940 comedy because they find the most like bizarre bizarre human experiences that they choose to
00:40:55.940 highlight there i've read some of them in the past like it'll be like oh i came out as non-binary to
00:41:01.380 my iguana and now he won't talk to me like it's just always something really really bizarre like that so
00:41:07.020 this one's comparatively normal should i offer to do a first person about a day in the life as a as a
00:41:13.300 stay-at-home mom who works like a couple hours a week 7 30 a.m change a diaper do a feeding play on 1.00
00:41:20.420 the floor with my child you know add some normalcy back in that would be more wholesome yeah i mean i
00:41:25.620 would just do it about like my life instead of have a horny day it would be like have a corny day
00:41:29.240 have a corny day we could do that we could just you know tell silly jokes and it'll be so wholesome and
00:41:33.580 uh one one aspect of this uh that i would caution you guys on your pitches on our monday editorial
00:41:39.420 meetings uh have to be a lot better than the pitches that cbc's editors are getting well like
00:41:45.160 i said i don't actually think that like noah is legally old enough to even have this conversation
00:41:49.260 like i don't think we should have read that story in front of him like i hope we don't get charged
00:41:52.800 like andrew child abuse i i'm staying out of this like if we get if we get like the charge for this
00:41:57.120 it's falling on you you're the managing editor you know i know you don't always know your words
00:42:00.920 but uh this this definitely fell on you hr complaints can be filed to william mcbeth
00:42:06.600 who will probably half of the youtube comments are going to say andrew is a groomer you know it's
00:42:10.880 not going to be great for your reputation i think that word gets us like demonetized anyway
00:42:14.660 oh i should rumor andrew let's get rumor andrew trending on next all right uh we can't end on that
00:42:23.020 so let's just very briefly as we wind down here uh talk about foreign policy here uh specifically
00:42:28.540 the poop balloon uh north korea has been sending its waste over the dmz towards south korea they've 0.86
00:42:37.380 been loading it up with human waste and excrement this is a response to uh usb drives with anti-north
00:42:45.440 korean messages that north korea has been sending or south korea has been sending north uh north korea
00:42:50.520 and k-pop too because you got to have some k-pop in there uh north korea has said uh take your
00:42:55.420 k-pop and shove it and they've uh sent back this uh human fecal matter instead so uh if there's ever
00:43:02.920 a balloon flying overhead do not for the love of all that is holy shoot it while it's over you
00:43:07.520 all right that does it for us for today uh rachel emmanuel noah jarvis good to have you on the show
00:43:12.820 here this is off the record and everything you've heard is off the record
00:43:16.880 this show can never see the light of day i feel like it would be so um great if all wars were
00:43:30.700 fought with just poop balloons and i was thinking about that and i was like well naturally the united
00:43:35.180 states would win they could just send all over joe biden's depends to their enemies
00:43:39.500 you know if i was that line or did you just come up with that i was just thinking about it as you're
00:43:45.600 talking about it i was like well you know the states has this in their hands so because that
00:43:48.800 was the big joke this week is that he was like pooping on stage which i don't think he was but
00:43:53.240 it was like it's the meme that like ben shapiro i think it said if like john donald trump doesn't
00:43:57.640 start calling him poopy joe it's a missed opportunity sleepy joe poopy joe what else do we have
00:44:05.000 i think election election campaigns should be able to send poop balloons over to rival uh campaign
00:44:11.960 offices you know just as like a sort of campaign warfare no no this isn't a third world country
00:44:16.580 spicing up a little bit here we don't want that here no well if it's spicing it up you want do i
00:44:20.880 have a newsletter for you
00:44:27.640 you