Pearl - October 27, 2026


“Dating at 50 Is BRUTAL… And This Woman Has a LONG List of Complaints” @JustPearlyThings

“Three Generations of Women EXPOSE Their DIRTY Secrets on TikTok” @JustPearlyThings

Episode Stats


Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

189.41

Word count

552

Sentence count

9

Harmful content

Misogyny

2

sentences flagged

Hate speech

1

sentences flagged


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 dating in your 50s is wild when i was younger dating was simple you met somebody you liked
00:00:07.100 them you went out now first you got to figure out if they're actually single not separated not
00:00:12.780 it's complicated not that's always i just you know i'm i'm in my 20s but i'm almost in my 30s
00:00:18.700 i you know i date men 20s 30s 40s 50s you know this is an interesting age as a woman because
00:00:25.420 you can date like the age range i can date it's like 25 to 55 you know what i mean like so anyway
00:00:32.560 this is always a thing like that's happened to me where you go on a date and you find out they
00:00:37.600 got a girlfriend like it just it just is what it is no matter the age attractive men will dip into
00:00:43.320 their options most likely we still live together but we haven't been together in years i mean single
00:00:48.900 single. And for me, being a widow, it was hard to even think about dating again. It took a lot
00:00:56.020 for me to finally get to the point where I thought, okay, maybe I can do this. Then I met a few people
00:01:01.940 and now I'm pretty sure I'm just going to stay single because dating in your 50s comes with a
00:01:07.920 whole different set of questions. So like you got, you got a set of questions. All right, let's see
00:01:13.160 ladies. Ask them, do they have a job? Do they have somewhere to live? That's consistent because 1.00
00:01:16.940 there's always pretty boys with no jobs um I mean honestly that's never happened to me personally
00:01:20.780 but I know I know people that's happened to so you know are they actually divorced how much debt do
00:01:27.700 you have are your grown kids still living with you do you have five exes who are all supposedly
00:01:32.860 crazy because if every ex you've ever had is crazy I'm starting this is consistent throughout time
00:01:40.600 starting to wonder what is the common denominator here and can we talk about the pictures on dating
00:01:46.640 apps y'all sir that picture was taken in 2007 you were 40 pounds lighter and apparently flip
00:01:56.320 bones were still a thing i need a current picture and please don't tell me you're 5 11 and then show
00:02:02.340 up looking directly in my eyes when i'm 5 4 i'm also not looking for a texting buddy if you can
00:02:09.260 text me good morning beautiful every single morning but somehow you can't pick up the phone
00:02:14.000 and have an actual conversation i'm not interested we are in our 50s we grew up with one phone
00:02:21.680 attached to the kitchen wall and somehow we managed to communicate i'm definitely
00:02:27.120 too old for the disappearing they're too old to have you be fat right you've had your whole
00:02:31.440 life to not be fat so you're too old for the disappearing at look you don't think
00:02:35.360 women in their 20s get ghosted if anything i'd say women in your 20s you probably get ghosted
00:02:41.280 more hear me out i know because chads aren't really checking for 50 50 year old women so like
00:02:48.480 the top giga chads like if they can get a 20 year old chick they can get another 20 year old chick 1.00
00:02:54.420 so