Pearl - August 26, 2024


Dating Show DISAPPOINTMENTS： When LOVE MISSES the MARK! ｜ POP the BALLOON or FIND LOVE Pearl Reacts


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14 minutes

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2,650

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156

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Misogyny

19

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Toxicity

20

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Hate speech

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In this episode I react to the new "Balloon popping" show where a woman pops her boyfriend's balloon and he doesn't have a clue what to do with it. I also talk about why I popped my balloon and why I don't mind it.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 what up guys welcome to the audacity network and welcome to my channel if you want to support me
00:00:04.900 in keeping making this content free please go to the audacity network.com and sign up for our
00:00:11.120 monthly or yearly memberships it really helps a lot today i am going to be reacting to this new
00:00:18.280 balloon popping show so i've been busy with the move you know i've been trying to figure stuff
00:00:25.160 out and i keep getting person after person sending me this balloon popping show to react to so i
00:00:33.080 guess the idea is a bunch of chicks line up um and a guy comes out and the women will pop their 1.00
00:00:41.360 balloon if they're not interested in the guy so i'm gonna watch the best moments you feel me i
00:00:47.540 work hard i got three different businesses you feel me i'm an owner of something like i got a
00:00:53.020 full-time job like I want to be loved but I don't I don't mind a woman have her own thing going on 1.00
00:00:58.940 I ain't no hater you feel me we get to it together you got kids I got one son okay so you don't mind
00:01:04.500 a woman with kids hell no hell no you want more yes I wouldn't mind you feel me my the the mother
00:01:10.200 of my child has her own family going on you feel me so it's not like I got any drama going on I
00:01:16.100 just financially support see my son when I'm able to see him you feel me so you feel me I don't mind
00:01:21.880 a woman who have you got your own space out here too hell yeah i do my own thing let me know something 1.00
00:01:26.920 yeah yeah several months later so when i asked on the show you got your own space out here too
00:01:33.720 hell yeah i do my own thing he announced yeah to me yet again if you say yeah i'm thinking you have
00:01:40.760 your own you're you're established out here so when i asked him um if he did i was like i hope
00:01:47.000 you you know you weren't lying you do actually have your own space out here and then he was like
00:01:51.720 oh no oh he was like i was lying i live with my grandma oh no i mean i could have seen that coming
00:02:04.840 he was saying you feel me like a million times and i was like what like you just i got three
00:02:13.240 different businesses you feel me I'm an owner of something like the way the body is yeah we like
00:02:22.920 that you know but it was for me it was the kind of that sarcasm and your facial expressions was
00:02:30.840 real strong and I was like I can't do it and then lastly I don't know I just wasn't getting positive
00:02:36.760 energy from it so you know I was like I might have to like some palo santo around you just to bring 1.00
00:02:41.480 some positive energy
00:02:42.700 around you and everything, but
00:02:44.940 yeah, that was
00:02:49.320 that was why I
00:02:51.240 popped my balloon. What?
00:02:54.500 Anything you have to say
00:02:55.620 in regards to that?
00:02:57.400 You know what? Perception is reality.
00:02:59.800 I don't think you really know me, but
00:03:01.520 I understand off of optics, we all have
00:03:03.480 our own point of view and our perspectives.
00:03:08.140 I'm going to keep it a buck with you.
00:03:09.500 I am very sarcastic. I like
00:03:11.360 It'd be funny. I like to joke.
00:03:12.560 So it can be off-putting to a few folks.
00:03:14.680 And that's your preference. It's cool.
00:03:17.020 And then you come here pretending there is a serious issue
00:03:20.140 to avoid facing the fact that you gained.
00:03:24.040 Okay.
00:03:24.740 Answer, if we can have your name, how old you are,
00:03:26.840 and why you popped your balloon.
00:03:27.960 Yes, my name is Elam, and I'm 38 years old.
00:03:31.020 I pop my balloon not because you're not gorgeous,
00:03:35.640 not because some men can't hold space for your emotions,
00:03:39.880 But for me, it was the weight loss.
00:03:43.020 And while we are all proud of you for losing the weight, I am considering the risk long term.
00:03:52.940 You may have health problems down the line that we may have to work with.
00:03:57.460 And the habits that you've developed over time are going to be challenging to upkeep in your 40s and 50s and 60s.
00:04:04.500 So for me, I'm concerned about your health.
00:04:08.660 Come on.
00:04:09.880 Oh, that is so funny.
00:04:14.260 I haven't seen that one.
00:04:15.360 No.
00:04:15.860 Period of time.
00:04:16.900 Come on, man.
00:04:19.520 Okay.
00:04:20.480 And any response to that?
00:04:23.000 I am vegan-ish.
00:04:24.460 I don't eat beef, pork, chicken, or dairy.
00:04:27.500 Because I am a health nut, I go get tested for everything.
00:04:30.540 I have no high cholesterol, no high blood pressure, no diabetes, no nothing.
00:04:35.260 I'm completely healthy.
00:04:36.900 My blood pressure is A1.
00:04:38.720 I work out five to six times a week.
00:04:40.620 I strength train as well.
00:04:42.680 I eat very clean.
00:04:44.580 I'm just in a thicker body, very physically fit outside the club.
00:04:49.420 Cope, cope, cope, cope.
00:04:52.060 I mean, I think maybe she lost a bunch of weight, but, yeah, 0.97
00:04:57.080 most people that lose weight gain it back, so I wouldn't really go there.
00:05:01.980 But to each his own, if you're worried about health things,
00:05:04.880 just because somebody's in a smaller frame doesn't make them healthier than me.
00:05:08.460 And to be honest with you, I'm a little thick, but I can run with the big boys or the big girls.
00:05:13.360 I get down in the gym, baby.
00:05:14.620 I do it all.
00:05:15.300 So I understand.
00:05:20.860 Joseph Smith, 37.
00:05:23.280 And Joseph, what do you do?
00:05:24.900 I'm an Uber and Lyft driver full time.
00:05:27.540 Okay.
00:05:28.100 And why did you end up hopping your balloon?
00:05:30.160 I don't know.
00:05:31.020 It's the knee, the right knee.
00:05:33.420 You got something going on.
00:05:35.940 I don't know what it is.
00:05:37.100 i got eczema and i use coconut oil yeah zoom in on that
00:05:43.100 please and i just don't know why it's like that so i seen it and i was like she's not gonna take
00:05:53.020 my coconut oil regimen seriously everything else look moisturized
00:05:59.700 but i've seen that and that was
00:06:04.580 look at the guy in the background that's it that's it that's the only thing that's the knee
00:06:13.140 just the knee right one day
00:06:15.080 no i mean everything else is good you're beautiful but that right there to me
00:06:22.620 guys if you want me to put together one of these i'm thinking about it
00:06:27.260 go to the audacity network.com um and sign up for our monthly or yearly membership because
00:06:32.880 these things are expensive to put together but if you guys really want it i'll set it up
00:06:38.280 be moisturized i feel you i actually fail i fail and i was thinking of something like that 0.94
00:06:45.620 i was thinking of you see look at this dynamic so he's roasting the shit out of her she's so 1.00
00:06:50.260 into it she thinks this is what i mean when i say i don't know guys that are more of players 0.99
00:06:56.480 they seem to do better with women you know he's like roasting the shit out of her she's laughing 1.00
00:07:02.160 smiling 0.99
00:07:02.940 healing process
00:07:05.520 okay
00:07:06.020 alright
00:07:06.520 okay
00:07:07.080 yeah
00:07:07.680 but
00:07:08.200 you gotta take care of it
00:07:09.440 you gotta take care of it
00:07:10.560 yeah it's healing
00:07:11.260 so
00:07:11.600 we can have your name and age
00:07:18.340 and why you ended up popping
00:07:19.460 my name is Kayla
00:07:20.600 I'm 23
00:07:21.320 I just popped it
00:07:23.080 just cause I don't like your outfit
00:07:24.420 sure
00:07:24.920 I like your face
00:07:26.040 I like your height
00:07:27.020 I like everything about you
00:07:28.140 like
00:07:28.440 if you had something different
00:07:29.720 I would definitely like
00:07:31.060 you like pick me
00:07:32.040 oh anime not that either pokemon no i don't know it's just childish but if you would have probably
00:07:41.640 took the flannel off maybe sure it would have gave a little bit more but you making me hot
00:07:45.880 standing in front of me so yeah but that's it no worries your name's shandler yeah women like 1.00
00:07:52.520 this interesting but yeah that's it no worries so we do have an unpopped balloon here we can have
00:07:59.240 your name in A. Hi, my name is Mishnah. I'm 23. And Mishnah, why do you still have your balloon
00:08:04.560 unpopped? Well, with all of my fellow colleagues, they had a lot of good points, but I feel like
00:08:11.680 when it comes to your outfit, you could always change your clothes. And I feel like when she
00:08:17.740 was talking about anime, I'm a big anime nerd. Perfect. And she was saying, oh, anime is childless.
00:08:22.260 I'm like, that's what I'm looking for. That's what I'm looking for. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yes.
00:08:26.720 Aw, that's kind of cute.
00:08:28.140 The way you were responding to the other lady's answers,
00:08:31.340 it wasn't defensive.
00:08:32.260 It wasn't like, well, I know I'm good looking.
00:08:34.920 But you seem very nice.
00:08:36.880 You seem very nice.
00:08:37.920 Thank you.
00:08:38.620 Thank you.
00:08:39.220 And I'm looking for someone nice.
00:08:40.380 Thank you.
00:08:41.080 Thank you.
00:08:41.760 Okay, so let's walk on up here.
00:08:44.380 Come on up, come on up.
00:08:45.160 Yeah, I'm with that.
00:08:45.920 I'm with that.
00:08:46.460 I'm with that.
00:08:47.080 I'm with that.
00:08:48.040 Yes, ma'am.
00:08:52.800 She's decent, but, you know,
00:08:55.580 She's still over her ex. 1.00
00:08:57.420 She's got some shit going on with her ex. 1.00
00:08:58.600 She's got to figure that out first. 1.00
00:08:59.380 No, I really don't.
00:09:00.240 I just, when I see her repetition, I know to go the opposite way.
00:09:03.540 You're projecting on the next man.
00:09:05.140 I'm projecting, okay.
00:09:06.300 You are.
00:09:06.960 You're going to figure it out, though.
00:09:08.160 For sure.
00:09:08.560 I'll take whatever you say.
00:09:09.980 You're good, sweetheart.
00:09:10.600 Next.
00:09:11.980 That part.
00:09:12.740 That part, doesn't it?
00:09:14.000 Oh, yeah.
00:09:14.640 Pop again.
00:09:17.860 Let's go down on over here.
00:09:20.940 All right.
00:09:22.200 She's cute. 0.95
00:09:23.820 And this is the problem.
00:09:25.580 women we get away with stuff because we're pretty so she'll never really know until she gets a 1.00
00:09:33.920 little older how off-putting her personality is because I don't know guys if you're pretty enough 0.97
00:09:39.900 they're like oh whatever good enough I'll take it and she got a match during this so I've seen
00:09:45.380 clips of this one and she's so rude and disrespectful to all the guys she still gets a 1.00
00:09:53.120 match because if you're pretty enough it does not matter until you get older and your looks start to
00:09:58.600 fade and your life goes downhill i wish you luck and why did you end up popping your balloon i pop 0.99
00:10:03.940 my balloon because you quiet little bitch i'm always quiet yeah very much so i'm loud i can tell 1.00
00:10:12.200 yeah 1.00
00:10:12.760 so
00:10:17.720 I don't know
00:10:19.020 you be alright though baby
00:10:20.080 you be alright
00:10:23.820 okay
00:10:25.620 and is she your type
00:10:26.960 no
00:10:27.620 he's just like silently roasting
00:10:30.860 you alright
00:10:33.060 somebody gonna be there for you
00:10:34.560 somebody will
00:10:35.460 yeah
00:10:35.840 just my man
00:10:37.240 yeah
00:10:37.700 oh that's so funny
00:10:41.620 that's why i pop my balloon yeah okay me see women we never get humbled like men
00:10:48.360 they just get humbled every day of their life it was funny um
00:10:53.660 i had a guy say that it was so weird being around like following a woman around for a day
00:11:02.980 because so many women or so many people just say hi to them and want to talk them to them all the 1.00
00:11:08.880 time and as a guy you'll just never experience that so it's like you know guys get humbled
00:11:17.500 through life and then their lives just get better over time where us women it's like we don't even 1.00
00:11:24.500 face reality till our looks start to fade see like see how hurt she is but the guys you know
00:11:32.600 they'll get roasted and they just say okay because they're used to it they've been roasted since they
00:11:37.500 were young all right if we can have your oh i've seen clips of this age and why you popped your
00:11:46.420 balloon hi my name is karma i'm 24 um for me it just did not work i didn't feel like i had
00:11:51.380 chemistry i wasn't fully attracted to you and i feel like that counts if we were going to be
00:11:54.380 going through a dating show you know yes the feeling is definitely mutual so uh that's okay
00:11:59.840 thank you you did me a favor you know absolutely i'm glad you have a great day thank you queen
00:12:04.340 you too okay your name and age and why you ended up popping your balloon brianna 26
00:12:11.580 my eyes are up here baby are you looking at this no i'm i'm looking at the hair on your arms
00:12:18.960 you know women i deal with they don't have hair on any don't do too much hey i'm just being honest
00:12:24.360 you know i i don't like that that's all i was looking at you trying to say if i'm looking at
00:12:29.340 particular body parts, but that's not what it is.
00:12:32.200 No, I was looking at the hair on your arms.
00:12:34.020 Anyways, she asked me the question.
00:12:37.440 Yeah, I'm in heels and you ain't tall enough.
00:12:40.240 Okay.
00:12:40.860 My name is Kayla.
00:12:41.700 I'm 23.
00:12:42.780 Originally, I was not going to pop my balloon because I know a lot of them popped it because
00:12:46.140 he was being, I guess, arrogant.
00:12:47.940 But to me, I like my man that's not going to sit in every girl's face and, you know,
00:12:52.660 compliment him, you know?
00:12:53.660 So I didn't find that offensive to me.
00:12:55.500 But you kind of got a little bit catty with me.
00:12:58.860 You were a little sassy just a little bit. 1.00
00:13:01.040 And since you want to come at everybody over here,
00:13:03.580 I'm going to get at you, too. 0.92
00:13:05.040 You kind of look like a ninja turtle.
00:13:06.460 You're not that cute.
00:13:07.860 You need to relax. 0.99
00:13:09.940 You stocky as hell.
00:13:11.580 And I was trying to be respectful, but, like, 0.96
00:13:14.060 you was really coming out.
00:13:15.400 Like, I didn't like it.
00:13:16.440 I'm from the South, and I can handle, like,
00:13:18.480 a lot of criticism and stuff like that.
00:13:21.160 But the way you was coming, you just
00:13:22.840 ain't like you got it all like that.
00:13:24.000 And I guarantee you probably got a roommate at home. 1.00
00:13:26.020 Damn. 0.99
00:13:26.820 And it's just not giving anymore. 1.00
00:13:28.860 Well, let me say this, Queen.
00:13:30.480 I'm a licensed plumber, you know, and you're not even qualified to even deal with me.
00:13:34.320 You say everybody's not qualified.
00:13:34.820 You're definitely not.
00:13:36.120 You know, if anything, it was one of these two. 1.00
00:13:38.620 Yeah, and guys, he was probably the most of a dick. 0.99
00:13:42.580 And guess, he got a date with the most attractive women. 1.00
00:13:46.440 I don't know.
00:13:46.900 It's one of these two who are easily the best looking ones.
00:13:50.120 You're not even looking your way.
00:13:51.180 And the one that you wanted popped up.
00:13:52.320 If I seen you, that's fine.
00:13:54.140 That's totally fine.
00:13:55.800 But one thing about me, I could pull $100,000 on the bank.
00:13:58.860 Can you do the same?
00:13:59.820 Yeah, you can.
00:14:00.560 No, and this is the thing.
00:14:01.960 So women often get high-earning jobs, but we're so bad with money, we end up broke. 1.00
00:14:08.880 Yeah.
00:14:09.680 And they think they're better than men.
00:14:11.520 Even if they earn less, they usually have more money.
00:14:13.880 You can't do that, though, baby.
00:14:15.520 Yeah.
00:14:15.800 Yeah, see, I was this one.
00:14:17.000 See, she still has her balloon. 1.00
00:14:19.280 Wait, you can't do that, though, queen.
00:14:21.100 Bye.
00:14:21.840 See, that was hilarious.
00:14:23.060 I love these shows.
00:14:24.220 I think it'd be super fun to put one together here.
00:14:26.940 let me know in the comments what content creators you'd like to see a part of it and if you want to
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