Pearl - October 27, 2026


“Daughter Admits She STOLE $100 From Her Dad… And He LOSES IT” @JustPearlyThings

“Three Generations of Women EXPOSE Their DIRTY Secrets on TikTok” @JustPearlyThings

Episode Stats


Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

201.05

Word count

500

Sentence count

9

Harmful content

Misogyny

2

sentences flagged

Hate speech

4

sentences flagged


Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 we listen we don't judge except i tell my dad lies so again she has this nice father probably
00:00:04.880 pays for her lifestyle and in return um he's got to do stupid tiktok trends so ready we listen we
00:00:11.680 listen and we don't judge i'll go first when i was in high school i used to sneak out of my window
00:00:17.600 and sneak people into my window oh that's great all right we listen and we don't judge i already
00:00:24.080 judged don't judge we done no that's your turn we don't we listen and we don't judge i'd reprimand
00:00:31.360 your dog when you're not around okay we listen we listen and we don't judge listen and we don't
00:00:37.280 judge one time i saw a hundred dollar bill in your top in your pocket and i took it are you serious
00:00:44.800 we listen and we don't judge and you give it back now you owe me a hundred dollars you can't judge
00:00:50.480 all right we listen and we don't judge go i can't get over the hundred dollars at least his dad is
00:00:54.640 in a sec go i don't i can't even think you stole a hundred dollars from me dad you're doing this
00:01:01.360 trend you can't judge this is a joke i guess no we're saying things that we don't know but if you
00:01:06.560 took a hundred dollars you got to give that back to me you can't just take this doesn't just clear
00:01:10.480 you because you told i was in high school it doesn't matter you still owe me a hundred oh
00:01:15.600 oh man i can't do this time with you you're gonna judge i i don't i don't know what to say because
00:01:21.220 i'm so dysregulated right now it's unbelievable i don't even know i can't get myself gathered
00:01:26.160 right now you took a hundred dollars okay forget that it was a joke all right so i i accidentally
00:01:33.280 punched a woman once what it was an accident it was a total accident you can't now we go ahead
00:01:40.520 we listen and we don't judge when i was in high school if i didn't want to wash a dish i would
00:01:46.680 just throw it out oh my god i knew it what's funny that's funny and the same thing's happening 1.00
00:01:52.440 with the silverware i bought a hundred dollars worth of silverware that's a female laziness 0.82
00:01:56.600 epidemic don't do it now i knew it's unbelievable we listen and we don't judge go ahead i can't a 1.00
00:02:05.960 A hundred dollars, you're throwing out all my stuff that I work hard to put in. 0.98
00:02:09.700 Dad, can you do this gender now?
00:02:12.100 We listen and we don't judge.
00:02:13.800 We listen and we don't judge.
00:02:15.040 We're going to clear this up after this little vignette.
00:02:17.440 Go.
00:02:18.140 I used to take my car in high school and do 360s on the vice principal's lawn at night.
00:02:24.500 And he would come out in his robe screaming at us, but he never caught us.
00:02:28.820 Okay.