Pearl - September 12, 2026


“Divorced Woman Admits She Has NOTHING to Offer a Man” @JustPearlyThings


Episode Stats


Length

1 minute

Words per minute

213.04

Word count

281

Sentence count

1


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 absolutely nothing to a man's life i bring nothing to the table i was married for no you do bring
00:00:05.760 things actually you bring problems drama emotions you know what i mean 22 years i left it all there
00:00:12.880 i will not cook for you any night of it's so crazy because air fryers have made cooking so easy and
00:00:19.120 yet we still complain you can make so much food in an air fryer girl you have kids great can we
00:00:24.800 pretend like it's flowers in the attic i don't want to see them or hear them got a mom i don't
00:00:28.960 i want to meet her i'm not doing your laundry i'm not cleaning up i'm definitely not digging
00:00:33.280 you out of debt i'm not cheering you on in life you're an adult girl who are you dating you're
00:00:37.620 getting ninjas out of debt girl for yourself i did all that and more for decades i have nothing
00:00:43.500 left to give quite honestly i probably shouldn't have given it at all to begin with because look
00:00:47.600 where it got me divorced this stage in the game post-divorce adult children no man wants me i'm
00:00:53.700 nothing more than just a warm body okay at least you're being honest i appreciate honesty just
00:00:59.540 over there in the corner a warm body i don't ask for anything and i give even less than i ask for
00:01:04.820 so really what's the point we can just look at each other take up space sex have fun same house
00:01:10.900 the only real benefit i see is sex sort of like a in-person life alert you know if i see you go down
00:01:18.100 I'll call 9-1-1.