Pearl - June 17, 2026


Drunk Grandma Gets Taken To The Slammer


Episode Stats


Length

19 minutes

Words per minute

163.56

Word count

3,118

Sentence count

126

Harmful content

Misogyny

38

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Toxicity

20

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Hate speech

31

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Summary

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Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 These women always get married. Somebody's going to do it. But Pearl, the men are, men are waking 1.00
00:00:05.280 up. They're not doing it anymore. Somebody, it might not be you, right? It might not be you.
00:00:09.640 It might not be you, but somebody will. What's up guys. Welcome to my reaction series of today.
00:00:14.900 We watch, wait, what's up guys. Welcome to my reaction series today. We're reacting to women
00:00:20.180 taking L's as we do on this channel. And today's L is an entitled Karen meets karma after drunk 0.92
00:00:26.360 driving so women are used to not having consequences and i think women are going to have a hard time
00:00:32.360 once they start getting the same consequences men do that we fought so hard for
00:00:36.200 so let's see what this lady's up to 23 officers responded to an accident upon arrival the victim 0.72
00:00:42.840 directed them to the lady in question who appeared to be drunk here's what happened next 0.99
00:00:48.120 yep she's trying to escape now and she's completely drunk 1.00
00:00:52.200 Where is she at? 1.00
00:00:53.200 Yeah, she's going right there. 0.61
00:00:54.200 Hey, May 20, show me 37.
00:00:59.200 She's gulping everything and, you know, is that her? 0.50
00:01:05.200 Is this her? 1.00
00:01:06.200 That's the lady. 0.88
00:01:07.200 Okay. 0.99
00:01:08.200 Hey, ma'am.
00:01:09.200 How are you?
00:01:10.200 I'm good.
00:01:11.200 I'm going to call my husband.
00:01:12.200 I can't find my keys.
00:01:13.200 Okay.
00:01:14.200 No keys.
00:01:15.200 good i'm gonna call my husband i can't find my keys okay no keys hey my plane you have an 1.00
00:01:24.480 additional unit nine two seven possible points my team fat woman now remember when women are fat 1.00
00:01:33.600 they take it out on everybody involved you cannot be happy with yourself as a woman if you're fat so 0.98
00:01:39.280 they will torture everybody for their fatness gone are the days of happy fat women it's gone 0.81
00:01:46.680 they torture everybody involved and it's again you can't tell anybody anything if you can't put 0.54
00:01:52.400 a donut down it's just that's how i feel okay all right i'm good so where are you coming from
00:01:58.240 oh nowhere just i was bike riding and this is the type of fat woman to say she's not fat i'm so tired 0.60
00:02:04.540 of the gaslighting this is fat i'm overweight obese fat not that you're bike riding yeah
00:02:13.000 and where where were you bike riding at i was bike riding on the lublin madera trail okay and
00:02:19.100 how'd you get here i drove you drove here yeah okay i'm good okay um so i i don't i don't believe
00:02:27.780 that you're good you realize you realize that you've been involved in an accident no no you
00:02:33.180 don't you don't realize you've been involved in an accident no what happened i was still in an
00:02:38.920 accident you weren't an accident no no okay well i i don't i don't believe you ma'am you you have
00:02:46.060 got front end damage to the front of your vehicle you said that you drove here despite repeated
00:02:50.620 requests for her name the woman remained uncooperative and provided a false name what's
00:02:55.900 her name ma'am um what's her name ma'am she knows she's cooked now who did she hit i'm not gonna let
00:03:11.920 you borrow my phone unless i know what who you are i think i just left my phone maybe at my
00:03:19.220 friend's house your friend's house so did you go to your friend's house before or after the bike
00:03:24.300 yeah yeah yeah we ride every we ride every day we ride you do yeah yeah we ride we're on the
00:03:30.540 napa auto parts with ohio what's your name do you have your id on you did i leave my phone
00:03:40.460 did i leave my phone with you i'm at lawyers i can't find my phone
00:03:44.700 do you have my phone
00:03:51.900 okay i don't have my phone i think i left what's your name ma'am what's your name
00:04:01.880 i don't need to tell you my name well you are currently being detained
00:04:07.140 what for a motor vehicle accident for what you struck another vehicle with your vehicle
00:04:12.300 uh no i didn't yes you did why do you say you didn't i did not well you just told me that you
00:04:21.340 did because you told me that you drove and then you've got witnesses that are stating that you
00:04:26.540 hit another vehicle i did not i deny it i did not so what is your name i just want to be able to be
00:04:31.580 polite and interact with you i'm officer ryan what's your name uh penelope penelope what's your
00:04:38.300 last name I'm not going there okay all right um are you are you willing to do
00:04:47.740 some field tests for me to make sure that you're not intoxicated no I was
00:04:55.680 riding bicycles my pants I understand that so I don't understand why you're
00:05:01.580 not being cooperative with me I'm not I just needed a can of paint I understand
00:05:07.340 i see you got a can of paint and it seems like you're also struggling to get out of here
00:05:11.420 i you don't have your phone you don't have your wallet you don't have your
00:05:14.940 your id keys anything i do have my id okay all right so do you mind explaining to me what's going
00:05:22.140 on why you're not you're not just waiting for my husband because obviously i locked my keys in my 1.00
00:05:28.780 car okay no she's mere this is what i mean i'm tired of hearing that hoes never get married 0.99
00:05:34.460 these women always get married somebody's gonna do it but pearl the men are men are waking up 0.99
00:05:39.980 they're not doing it anymore somebody it might not be you right it might not be you it might 0.97
00:05:44.380 not be you but somebody will there's always a taker oh you can be on your way all right well
00:05:50.860 i'm not heading out anywhere okay are you are you gonna state that you're not doing field tests for
00:05:56.620 me no i am not so at this point if you're gonna refuse field tests we're gonna escalate this i'm
00:06:03.180 gonna arrest you for ovi what's that operating a vehicle impaired yeah okay so from the evidence
00:06:11.020 i've gotten from witnesses i'm getting the odor of alcoholic beverage coming from you and you're
00:06:16.940 severely disoriented you've locked your keys in the car you're struggling to communicate with me
00:06:21.820 effectively and you're struggling to communicate over the phone with whoever you're on the phone
00:06:25.260 i don't have my phone i left it with my so are you are you willing to do the field test show
00:06:32.460 me that you're not impaired okay i'm not willing to do anything not willing to do anything okay
00:06:37.340 can you turn around put your hands behind your back no nope all right no turn around put your
00:06:42.300 hands on your back all right you're gonna turn around put your hands on your back i'll do the 1.00
00:06:46.140 thing too late we've already passed it turn around put your hands on your back women this is what i 1.00
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00:06:55.560 to be karma don't don't heavy she's she's a heavy woman touch me i will report you he does not want
00:07:09.220 to touch you ma'am i'm telling you he does not men do not want to put hands on fat women but
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00:08:41.980 Pearl now. If anything,
00:08:44.180 he's being assaulted. I will
00:08:45.940 do the thing.
00:08:47.660 With his eyes, and now he's forced to feel
00:08:50.080 the blubber, you know. I will
00:08:52.100 do the thing, whatever you want
00:08:54.080 me to do. No, my 20, I've won 26.
00:08:56.080 No, F-21. I will
00:08:58.200 not do, I will
00:09:00.220 do the thing.
00:09:03.320 I'm buying
00:09:04.260 paint.
00:09:06.140 Don't, don't do this.
00:09:07.980 You're already past that, man.
00:09:10.020 put your hands together like you're praying don't do this i will walk the walk whatever you want 1.00
00:09:17.760 no we're not doing that no we are not doing this women are disrespectful to the cops 1.00
00:09:30.600 fuck around find out i mean this is just class oh i uh no no we are you know i have not seen 1.00
00:09:37.900 white men do this the only video i saw the white guy he admitted the police were right 0.99
00:09:42.940 i'm like oh my god even the crackhead white guy says yeah you're right man 0.98
00:09:48.760 no no no we're not doing this you are not do not touch me please do not touch me i will report you 0.98
00:09:59.620 Ow, that hurts, ow.
00:10:04.220 That hurts. 0.96
00:10:06.020 That hurts.
00:10:09.500 Put your hands behind your back now. 0.87
00:10:12.840 Oh, hell yeah. 0.87
00:10:14.600 Oh, hell yeah. 0.96
00:10:15.820 Come on.
00:10:17.680 Guys, come on.
00:10:19.860 Mary 12, we're one detained.
00:10:21.340 I am not hurting anyone.
00:10:23.400 You're under arrest for resisting.
00:10:26.860 Resisting what?
00:10:28.140 Resisting arrest. 1.00
00:10:29.620 yeah these people are so stupid i just can't put into words look at i've been arrested not 1.00
00:10:36.940 arrested i was detained i think i talk about it in every reaction video look at when i was um 19 1.00
00:10:44.120 or 20 i had a fake id and i'm gonna be honest when i had this fake id i kind of knew this might be
00:10:49.720 how it ended um because i knew people were raiding the bars like the cops but i just wanted to keep
00:10:55.460 going to the bar because okay i turned 21 november of my senior year i was a year young in school
00:11:01.460 so do you know what that's like for when all your friends get to go to the bar and you're the only
00:11:06.900 one that has to stay home so i just i'm gonna be honest i just kept going i kept going to the bar
00:11:13.860 and then eventually i did get caught but i felt like honestly i got into that bar for two years
00:11:20.180 so i was like and um the fake id i knew i knew the consequence like what would happen
00:11:27.780 if i got caught and it wasn't that bad like the punishment in that town so i was like and someone
00:11:34.580 i was telling the story the other day and someone was like oh but pearl like you weren't thinking
00:11:39.860 when you were young right it's crazy the things you'll do when you're young and i'm like do you
00:11:43.220 you know what i don't think i regret it because like i actually did think about it and i did
00:11:49.960 accept the consequence i did get detained i didn't know they'd bring me to jail for it you know what
00:11:54.540 i mean i didn't know that part but yeah they just they detain you and then they like i don't know
00:12:00.400 they let you i wonder if i have a mug shot out there somewhere i did cry i won't lie i did cry
00:12:05.140 but you know i would never resist arrest it was it was just kind of scary to be in the back of a
00:12:09.500 but i just would never like i just can't imagine and i was drinking you know charges
00:12:18.540 i don't know i didn't do anything ma'am
00:12:24.060 if you didn't do anything you should be with it i know i know
00:12:32.540 mary 12 lip 99 i don't know her information is this her car no
00:12:39.500 let's go wait wait wait no i i will drag you to this car in front of everybody i don't care let's
00:12:46.460 go i have questions well you lost that privilege oh hell yeah like this i want to know you're under 0.68
00:12:55.980 arrest for obi resisting harass and obstruction can i just please call my husband nope no you're 0.56
00:13:04.220 gonna go to jail oh good all right do you have cameras on yep
00:13:12.940 i mean like the second police officer's latino they're in miami but the white guys being all
00:13:19.020 polite the latino comes in and says you by color it's like ability to say no to women goes up by
00:13:27.900 the darker they are which is kind of crazy because white guys have the most to lose you think well
00:13:33.660 you'll be lucky to get that maybe he's why why do you have to not listen to us
00:13:40.540 so try to take a seat in the car i am a really nice woman well you're not showing that right now
00:13:45.820 go ahead and sit in the car why do you have to be sending me well it is i was on o'clock
00:13:53.900 you're intoxicated i was on a bike ride with my friend in the car and i stopped to get cats
00:14:02.540 Sit in the car or I'm going to put you in there. 0.81
00:14:04.580 Next pair of dollars are going to those.
00:14:06.260 Don't be so mean. 0.96
00:14:07.440 Sit in the car or I'm going to put you in there.
00:14:09.660 You do not have to be so mean.
00:14:11.700 Sit in the car.
00:14:13.200 I will.
00:14:14.600 Why are you being so aggressive?
00:14:17.960 Sit in the car.
00:14:18.360 Jesus God.
00:14:19.780 Sit in the car.
00:14:19.980 This is your office.
00:14:20.320 Sit in the car or I'm going to pull you in.
00:14:24.000 Oh my God.
00:14:25.780 Here's what the witnesses conveyed to the police.
00:14:29.500 She hit your car too?
00:14:30.840 No, no, no. 0.94
00:14:31.320 She wants to on for a week.
00:14:32.540 I didn't see her in the car. I was pulling out a Chick-fil-A. She came out of nowhere and just hit that Lowe's display that's up there, right across the Chick-fil-A.
00:14:43.540 There's three big stacks of something and then there's a sign that says Lowe's Big Event.
00:14:50.540 Okay, so she hit that.
00:14:52.540 She hit that and it was like no reason. Nobody was in her way.
00:14:56.540 and she lit that and bounced off and then just came flying down here so i followed her down here 1.00
00:15:02.700 i wanted to at least get rid of her license plate okay and she was like reckless and then i threw
00:15:08.860 up and then right after they came to my window they said did you see what happened to my car
00:15:13.260 and i was like no it didn't happen in the last few minutes okay well but it's definitely her car
00:15:18.780 Yeah, there was light paint and stuff, so I have a feeling she came through recognizing her car and stuff, but she's sat in the car for a long time, and when she came out, she couldn't even stand up.
00:15:30.500 Okay, we'll get a written statement from you, and then we'll try to get you out of here as quick as possible.
00:15:34.260 Yeah, I might have to pick up my daughter from the soccer high school back. 0.93
00:15:37.180 Call my husband and he can get her.
00:15:38.900 I have time. 0.96
00:15:40.140 Oh my gosh.
00:15:44.680 Kathy!
00:15:48.780 Jesus Christ.
00:15:54.420 Hello.
00:15:57.180 Little boy, can I get my phone out of my car, please, to call my husband?
00:16:05.280 Hello.
00:16:06.320 Do you need anything else from me?
00:16:07.780 Yes, I need my phone.
00:16:10.480 No, I need my phone.
00:16:13.220 Oh, hello.
00:16:14.040 uh you accosted me and i'm sorry i don't remember what the is your name and it's raining 0.97
00:16:21.960 and i'm trying to get home and what is your name ah oh my god you're jerking me 1.00
00:16:29.680 the thing when women um say they're offended or hurt they're always over exaggerating like 1.00
00:16:35.100 always brown back here i'm recording you i am so recording you and now i'm handcuffed 1.00
00:16:43.040 They're like, I wish you would.
00:16:44.580 I'm recording you.
00:16:46.380 What is your name, sir?
00:16:48.360 Officer Ryan.
00:16:49.800 Ryan.
00:16:50.800 Officer Ryan.
00:16:52.800 I've got lots of stuff on you, Ryan. 1.00
00:16:55.300 Ryan, you little shit. 1.00
00:16:59.560 Give me my... 1.00
00:17:00.160 She's got kids. 1.00
00:17:01.500 Imagine if that's your mother.
00:17:02.540 My purse.
00:17:05.020 That is mine.
00:17:07.140 Where are we going?
00:17:10.020 Where are we going?
00:17:13.040 Answer me, Ryan. Where are we going?
00:17:22.040 You better go into jail.
00:17:24.180 Tell me where the jail is, or I'm going to report what you said. 1.00
00:17:29.720 See, women are so used to going to authority to report. 1.00
00:17:33.420 They're so used to it. 1.00
00:17:35.620 Claremont County Jail. Could you please tell me where that is?
00:17:46.000 Oh my god. I can't even see. You better turn on your windshield wipers, buddy.
00:17:52.380 I'm going to report you. I can't even see out of the window.
00:17:55.960 Alright, guys. Oh my god. Let's see what the comments say.
00:18:00.740 The best night of sleep her husband has had in 30 years.
00:18:04.780 what she told the cops so you could be on your way that's some typical care and entitlement
00:18:09.460 67 years old imagine how much b as she's gotten away with in that time the kathy on the phone 1.00
00:18:16.800 was fussing her out saying you already called me twice call your husband the way she said phone in 0.94
00:18:21.640 itself is a crime it should be mandatory for criminal criminals to watch these videos of
00:18:25.840 themselves in court with their family and friends i love how they say no to an arrest like it's
00:18:30.920 volunteering i love when she phoned her friend the friend said you phoned me twice you need to phone
00:18:36.760 her husband her friend is pissed off at her her voice should be a chargeable offense she forgot
00:18:41.480 her keys her phones her hearing aids and didn't forget her alcohol you got to have priorities 1.00
00:18:47.000 you're a bike rider you should be in good shape the drunk lady can't process
00:18:53.000 oh my god that's so funny all right guys all right guys um thank you for watching this episode
00:18:58.680 of women taking L's today. Let me know what you think in the comments, like the video,
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